Michael Knowles REACTS To Anti-ICE Protester FAILS
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Summary
On this episode of the podcast, the guys talk about anti-police protests in the U.S. and how to deal with them. They also talk about a man who has no brain and does stupid things.
Transcript
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So, whatever you think is going to happen in the future,
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These penguins are all heading to the open water to the right.
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But one of them caught our eye, the one in the center.
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He would neither go towards the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice,
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The biggest problem facing the anti-ice protesters, really, they're more agitators, operatives.
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The biggest problem they face is what I call Marvel movie mentality.
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Their view of the world is entirely out of comic books, like cheap, bad comic book stories.
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They're going to go grab it and pick it up and hurl it, you know, into the bad guy's headquarters or whatever.
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And so, when they try to pull those pranks and stunts, in reality, it doesn't always work out.
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The pepper spray is so great because it's so silly looking.
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It's like these cops, they don't even want to hurt these guys.
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They're just making such a nuisance of themselves.
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And they're so divorced from reality that even just a little spray, just a little
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It's like smelling salts if you've fallen asleep.
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It's like that for these people whose brains have fallen asleep.
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Well, I was going to say the guy in the hoodie.
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The other guy in the hoodie, he's like holding him back.
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So this jerk starts, the guy in the green hoodie starts, you know, making problems with the
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Just like explodes a paintball or whatever that is in his face.
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It looks like it's that Indian festival of Diwali throwing colors everywhere.
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And then the guy starts walking around and then his friend, you know, he's kind of holding
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Yeah, you should have seen what I would have done.
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Had you not been holding me back what I would have done to that guy?
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Would have, well, in this conditional statement, oh, boy, I would have been, no, you're going
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You say, thank you for blowing that ball of color up in my face, because at least it
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wasn't lead, which when you start fighting with cops, eventually you can expect to get.
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The worst part of the video is the furry probably liked it, right?
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It's these guys who have these weird sexual hang-ups.
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Well, I guess that explains most of the anti-ice stuff.
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All of these women, these middle-aged liberal white women rolling up just like, hey, cop.
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You probably want to fling this door open right now.
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Don't, I don't actually want to do any of that, please.
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Then you got the guys who have all sorts of hang-ups.
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I like that even as they pull back, he's like, hey, hold on.
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Before we pull back, before we roll back to go get a burger, just one second.
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They're not reacting in pain, so I wonder, it doesn't seem like it is.
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I am going to bet that that guy did not get killed.
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However you feel about that is, I bet that guy is still alive today.
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I do love, though, that he realized how awful his own side is.
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Do you sorry suck and sons of a bitches that think that you're just going to go and arrest
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a bunch of protesters because they're out there doing something you're too afraid to
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They're out there fighting for our freedom and they're out there fighting for our right
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You, all 2,000 of you fucking National Guardsmen, you brave ass fucking soldiers, you think
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you're going to march in those streets and tell those people to shut the fuck up?
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You chose to defend us against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and you fucking failed.
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And that's why they're out there on those streets.
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So who the fuck are you to tell them to shut the fuck up?
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Why don't you grow a pair, take off your mask, and tell me your fucking name?
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I was just waiting for the pepper spray to come in from the passenger side window.
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That is, that would have made that video so much better.
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But I knew off the top because, you know, I'm a scientist.
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But I, I'm a scientist, an amateur scientist, and I did an investigation.
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And it turns out that 100% of women with septum piercings are totally crazy.
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100% totally nuts and probably hate their dads.
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I just wish I had shown up like, hey, ma'am, could you just, could you just roll down your window?
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Just roll down, ma'am, just roll down your window.