The Michael Knowles Show - April 19, 2025


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Length

8 minutes

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127.28

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1,039

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Misogyny

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Toxicity

3

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Hate speech

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In this episode, the guys talk about the NBA Finals, the World Health Organization is changing the name of monkey pox to m pox, and much more. Also, the boys debate whether or not steroids should be allowed in the NHL.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 mr davies do you understand that one cookie it's tee hee tuesday tee hee tuesday
00:00:13.280 okay who who sent these in all right we got three rounds three teams we have the creme de la creme
00:00:21.620 versus me versus jacob all right because markella still is waiting until easter and she's eastern
00:00:29.940 orthodox so i don't know their easter might be in september or something i don't know how long
00:00:32.640 the length goes uh take it away
00:00:34.920 kind of funny
00:00:52.320 next one the world health organization is changing the name of monkey pox to m pox
00:01:02.360 due to concerns that the original could be considered racist which i didn't even really
00:01:06.680 think was an issue but now i'm just wondering what's the n in n95
00:01:10.940 that's pretty good
00:01:19.640 do she know the hotline
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00:01:42.320 Fight or
00:01:43.540 Fire
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00:01:47.700 We won nothing
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00:01:49.460 wisdom
00:01:52.400 Yeah
00:01:53.400 but нет
00:01:54.320 We still have 3 fifth than a year
00:01:56.720 Please não
00:01:59.500 Go with me
00:02:01.760 We'll be going to the world
00:02:03.600 i did see it before and there are a couple funny moments like that one at the end and
00:02:30.140 the jd face is like the jd meme but it's really more beautiful than it is funny so i would say i'll go
00:02:37.120 with the snl one who was it was that your boy that's your boy wow yeah he just gets it right now
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00:04:07.580 all right next one hi i'm here to pick up my dry cleaning number is a b6 ah yes the white shirt yes
00:04:13.160 thank you what do i owe you this is pretty funny pretty good
00:04:31.740 that one i didn't quite that one didn't quite do it for me
00:05:01.660 not quite my tempo well it's between the israeli soldier and the disney dry cleaning
00:05:08.120 ah they're both good they're both very good i'll give a slight edge to disney dry cleaning
00:05:13.640 because there was more of a button on the joke really if there had been when he reaches down and
00:05:19.040 grabs the quarter if like something had exploded that would have given the edge to it both very
00:05:23.860 very good though i give i give it a 51 to 49. how do you think it was was it your boy it was
00:05:30.400 wow the creme de la creme it was matthew your boy really matthew from the creme de la creme is on
00:05:36.100 the board oh good stuff good job team did you have the jewish one no it was jacob you didn't get
00:05:42.700 the workout joke it's whatever i should have known it didn't do it for me it just didn't do it for me
00:05:47.240 at all not quite my tempo it's all good no worries jacob though got very very close to being on the
00:05:51.260 board he's got a son i'm a huge sports fan every fiber of my being wants this kid to be great at
00:05:55.620 sports but yeah he's a complete white it's gonna be an uphill battle i can admit it if it wasn't 0.84
00:06:02.360 clearly illegal i would give my kid steroids almost immediately i would part of me does feel
00:06:08.260 like i should be allowed to other parents are giving their kids hormone blockers 0.59
00:06:13.320 i can't give my kid extra
00:06:19.660 should be able to take him to the doctor be like technically he's a two-year-old boy but
00:06:27.020 he's been telling me he feels like a slam dunk champion so shoot him up doc that's how he feels
00:06:35.480 i agree with it i just might maybe there's just a kind of tedium at this point in our culture to all
00:06:41.980 the all the trans stuff like we i feel like we basically won but i don't know so maybe if i had
00:06:46.420 heard that joke two years ago i might it might have done more for me i agree with it i just didn't
00:06:50.380 it didn't totally tickle me
00:06:51.840 doesn't do a ton for me
00:07:05.020 i mean this is not a this is not a strong round
00:07:15.820 yeah that's the one that's the one that was jacob that was jacob yep all right jacob's on the board
00:07:31.620 wow wow three-way tie it's a three-way tie wow have we ever had that wow we've never had it
00:07:37.380 but just in case there's an extra meme just to send people off well okay all right let's take it
00:07:43.020 away actually markella deleted it from the server so we'll just have to say goodbye this way
00:07:48.380 bye
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