The Michael Knowles Show - November 01, 2025


Michael REACTS To The Most Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers

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Michael Knowles
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Disney Pixar Maria Mutual Funds George Schwartz Flash Loop Snow White Lazy Boy Bonatisha Africans Peter Cosby
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Length

9 minutes

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166.85

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1,550

Sentence count

240

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Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

20

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about the top fake Pixar trailers created by the sewers of the internet, and why they're not funny. Plus, a new movie about a creepy, creepy island, and a bunch of other stuff.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Most of the content generated by AI is pure slop.
00:00:03.920 And this is no different.
00:00:07.780 But the producers have compiled the absolute top fake Pixar trailers
00:00:14.880 generated by the sewers of the internet.
00:00:19.400 Take it away.
00:00:30.000 Are you sure this isn't a scam?
00:00:31.160 Ma'am, it's your lucky day.
00:00:32.500 One more voucher, just one. 0.98
00:00:35.540 Is it the Indians that are scammers? 1.00
00:00:37.620 Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. 0.98
00:00:41.100 I usually think of like Africans as like Nigerians or something as scammers. 1.00
00:00:44.660 You want to sell that s***? 1.00
00:00:46.540 Call these motherf***ers ASAP. 1.00
00:00:49.000 The Indians, maybe? 1.00
00:00:50.620 Okay, next one.
00:00:51.540 First time in Thailand.
00:00:52.640 From Pixie Works Animation.
00:00:53.920 You have the cutest smile.
00:00:55.020 Careful, I might steal it.
00:00:56.380 Comes a story about finding someone who truly sees you.
00:00:59.120 Wow, hi, I'm Jean.
00:01:00.500 Hi, Jean.
00:01:01.000 But she's got a secret.
00:01:02.020 You look cute when you sweat.
00:01:03.060 Oh, thanks.
00:01:04.020 I haven't felt like this in years.
00:01:05.560 There's something I haven't told you.
00:01:07.960 Lady Boy.
00:01:08.800 Made with Flash Loop!
00:01:11.260 It's like, hey, we're going to develop this technology
00:01:14.720 that can create whole movies, whole animated movies.
00:01:19.500 Think about, you know, Snow White, how long that took,
00:01:22.080 the investment, you know, Disney almost lost everything.
00:01:25.080 And now we can just make animated movies with it.
00:01:27.700 And can you imagine what the computing power even that that takes?
00:01:31.640 What are we going to do?
00:01:32.300 We're going to make jokes about Lady Boys for the internet. 0.99
00:01:35.260 That's what it's going to do.
00:01:36.180 Next one.
00:01:36.920 Chicken dinner is cold, woman. 1.00
00:01:38.740 Daddy, are you ever coming back?
00:01:40.860 I don't know, man.
00:01:42.820 Disney Pixar presents Finding Milk.
00:01:47.060 You know, I actually saw that one on Twitter.
00:01:50.660 Chicken dinner is cold, woman. 1.00
00:01:52.440 Finding Milk.
00:01:53.920 That's probably the funniest one.
00:01:54.980 It's like the most cohesive one.
00:01:56.600 It's like the simplest one to get.
00:01:58.120 Okay, next one.
00:01:58.860 Everywhere is dirty. 0.95
00:01:59.760 Everywhere stinks.
00:02:00.620 I am tired of it. 0.98
00:02:01.600 Tired of India? 0.94
00:02:02.520 I am going to take a shower.
00:02:04.300 Peter, please.
00:02:04.920 No, I'm not.
00:02:05.340 You're joking, huh?
00:02:06.140 From Disney and Pixar.
00:02:07.340 You betray our ways.
00:02:08.360 You dare bring soap into this house? 0.99
00:02:10.120 You think you are cleaner than us? 1.00
00:02:11.360 Everywhere I look, it's garbage. 1.00
00:02:12.900 It's smell. 0.97
00:02:13.380 I don't want to live like this anymore.
00:02:14.640 If no one else will change it, I will.
00:02:16.680 One street, one room, one step at a time.
00:02:18.920 That one to me is more direct than the scam one. 0.84
00:02:25.740 The joke about India is very, very, very dirty.
00:02:28.800 That, yeah.
00:02:29.780 Okay, that's competing with Finding Milk.
00:02:32.740 Next one.
00:02:33.700 This spring.
00:02:34.480 Nothing can stop me.
00:02:35.180 I'm going to win this thing.
00:02:36.240 Not if I get their first champ.
00:02:37.500 From Disney and Pixar.
00:02:38.880 Uh, guys, where are we?
00:02:41.020 Wait a second.
00:02:41.700 Is this cloth?
00:02:43.000 We're in a sock.
00:02:43.460 This is a family show.
00:02:48.740 Those sorts of jokes.
00:02:50.240 Not, not acceptable.
00:02:52.120 Okay.
00:02:52.980 Next one.
00:02:53.920 All right, explorers.
00:02:54.880 Ready for a trip you'll never forget?
00:02:56.860 Where are we going, Mr. E?
00:02:58.220 Somewhere special.
00:02:59.520 A place where learning isn't just in books.
00:03:01.380 It's all around you.
00:03:02.360 This is the coolest field trip.
00:03:04.000 It actually took me a minute.
00:03:05.800 I actually had to read the title that, wow. 0.99
00:03:07.940 I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die. 0.99
00:03:12.260 Wow. 1.00
00:03:13.460 I don't know why.
00:03:14.380 That should have hit me as funnier than it did, but I didn't.
00:03:16.980 I don't know.
00:03:17.460 It didn't.
00:03:17.960 The idea, I guess, like a Pixar movie about creepy pedo island is like there is a very dark
00:03:23.480 humor to that, but it didn't.
00:03:24.580 The execution was kind of weak.
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00:04:49.380 Decline?
00:04:50.060 Nah, not today.
00:04:51.660 Somebody got my baby out here hungry.
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00:04:56.380 Watch me.
00:04:56.820 From Disney and Pixar.
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00:05:00.300 When Bonatisha's EBT card lets her down.
00:05:02.460 Oh no.
00:05:03.000 Not today.
00:05:03.700 Girl, you flipped the whole store. 0.95
00:05:05.300 The whole city feels it.
00:05:07.060 That one's more direct.
00:05:08.740 That one, wow, it's just amazing how high quality it is.
00:05:13.800 Like when Pixar came out, some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came
00:05:17.780 out.
00:05:18.460 It was revolutionary.
00:05:19.960 What was the first one?
00:05:20.700 Was Toy Story the first one?
00:05:21.860 And it was revolutionary.
00:05:23.860 Just like, oh my, this is the absolute height of technology.
00:05:27.240 How many zillions of dollars did it take?
00:05:30.160 And now we just do it.
00:05:32.020 Just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card. 1.00
00:05:37.560 It's like, here's a movie.
00:05:39.060 Here's a whole movie now.
00:05:40.480 We're just going to make our own movies in the future.
00:05:42.440 We're not going to watch.
00:05:42.980 There's no common culture anyway.
00:05:44.180 And increasingly, it's just going to make our own movies, which almost certainly will
00:05:47.460 devolve to porn.
00:05:48.300 It probably already has.
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00:06:05.640 It's like, it's like a little too dark.
00:06:08.840 That's a little bit too dark.
00:06:10.580 I think I'll kidnap a thousand children, but it was very well executed. 1.00
00:06:14.780 Okay. 0.74
00:06:15.140 Next one.
00:06:17.160 Here is your drink, sir.
00:06:18.700 It's ma'am.
00:06:19.680 I'm not a sir.
00:06:28.360 Yeah, it's funny.
00:06:29.220 It's a little dated now, actually, is the problem.
00:06:31.920 All the like trans, because trans is over. 1.00
00:06:33.820 So it's like all the trans jokes are, it's kind of, it's funny that like that would have 1.00
00:06:38.600 hit so hard three years ago.
00:06:40.900 The technology just wasn't there for the joke.
00:06:43.620 Okay.
00:06:43.800 Next one.
00:06:44.960 Some people think being on the sidelines means you're missing out.
00:06:48.120 Gotcha.
00:06:48.600 Oh, no, you didn't.
00:06:50.020 But when your best friends are happy, it's like you're right there with them.
00:06:52.920 Come join the chaos, big guy.
00:06:55.880 Why is there a hyphen?
00:06:57.160 I guess my confused is, why is there a hyphen there?
00:07:00.540 Again, it was like a little too confusing.
00:07:02.340 You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke.
00:07:05.040 Okay.
00:07:05.300 Next one.
00:07:06.400 How hard could it be?
00:07:07.780 Uh-oh.
00:07:09.700 Sometimes.
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00:07:16.540 Diversity higher.
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00:07:19.580 Yeah.
00:07:19.840 Funny enough idea, but it's not, the style isn't right.
00:07:22.780 Like that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie.
00:07:25.760 It was funny.
00:07:26.200 Funny enough idea.
00:07:26.900 Okay.
00:07:27.080 Next one.
00:07:28.740 Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous cocoa.
00:07:31.120 You never come empty-handed.
00:07:33.340 I never do.
00:07:34.400 From the studio that brought you Inside Out.
00:07:37.000 Rest easy.
00:07:38.400 It's kind of funny.
00:07:39.960 It's definitely, I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too.
00:07:42.500 Because he was not quite exonerated, but he's not in prison anymore, right?
00:07:48.160 It's not.
00:07:48.820 Also, like, it would appear in a number of the cases that women, like, kept seeing him.
00:07:55.040 And so, I don't know, it's like the whole thing was a lot weirder, I think, than it was made out to be.
00:07:59.500 Okay, next one.
00:08:00.480 From Disney and Pixar.
00:08:01.900 I came from the bottom, never thought I'd see the top.
00:08:04.380 He said you did it.
00:08:05.560 What?
00:08:06.080 I thought we was brothers.
00:08:07.480 Snitch.
00:08:07.980 Only in theater.
00:08:08.880 Spring 2026.
00:08:10.620 Yeah, okay.
00:08:11.460 All right.
00:08:12.000 That's the last one.
00:08:12.600 Okay, what's the funniest?
00:08:13.620 The funniest ones, without question, are Finding Milk.
00:08:16.840 Because it's an actual, like, pun.
00:08:18.720 You know, it's just better executed.
00:08:21.380 Or what was the other one?
00:08:22.340 The shower one was funny.
00:08:24.020 Ladyboy was kind of funny.
00:08:25.760 The Diddy one was, well, it's just, like, it was a little bit too dark.
00:08:30.280 I guess Finding Milk.
00:08:31.480 Finding Milk is, like, the most, it's, like, the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke.
00:08:36.900 I go with Finding Milk.
00:08:37.840 Okay, that's our show.
00:08:38.560 I'm Michael Knowles.
00:08:39.140 This is the Michael Knowles Show.
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00:08:46.180 Anyway, see you next time.
00:08:47.400 Thank you.