The Michael Knowles Show - May 30, 2025


Real ANSWERS & Real DRINKS With Nick Freitas ｜ YES or NO


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29 minutes

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5,087

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323

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Misogyny

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Nick Freitas, a former U.S. Army Green Beret and current Virginia State Delegate, joins Michael to play a game of "Yes or No" and see who can figure out the answer faster: AOC or Jasmine Crockett.

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00:00:00.260 Protestants and Catholics need to stop bickering and focus on the real enemy. 0.65
00:00:04.960 The Jews. 0.64
00:00:05.700 No, no, that's the Jehovah's Witness. 0.84
00:00:08.000 The Jehovah's Witness.
00:00:23.520 Welcome to, yes or no, the bibulous battle
00:00:28.420 to discover who knows whom better.
00:00:31.120 My guest today is Nick Freitas,
00:00:33.920 a former U.S. Army Green Beret,
00:00:36.080 current Virginia State delegate.
00:00:37.560 How do we play?
00:00:38.980 I will ask Nick a yes or no question.
00:00:41.700 He will select his answer away from my prying eyes.
00:00:44.980 Then I'll guess how he answered.
00:00:47.820 If I guess correctly, I get a point.
00:00:49.700 If I guess incorrectly, I lose a point.
00:00:52.320 No matter what, I will probably drink.
00:00:55.160 Then it's Nick's turn.
00:00:56.420 Neither of us has seen the questions beforehand.
00:00:59.300 Whoever has the most points at the end wins.
00:01:01.200 The stakes could be higher.
00:01:03.940 Let's get started.
00:01:05.280 Nick, thank you for being here.
00:01:07.080 Pleasure, Michael. Pleasure.
00:01:09.060 I often have a wager at the top of this show.
00:01:12.180 But I'm going to let the audience in on this.
00:01:15.040 Yeah.
00:01:15.420 It's early in the morning.
00:01:16.680 I was out late last night.
00:01:18.600 We're drinking martinis and what is it?
00:01:22.500 Just bourbon on the rocks.
00:01:23.360 Burrow, Tennessee, Mimosa at about 8.30 in the morning.
00:01:26.960 Yeah, allegedly.
00:01:27.920 So I don't know.
00:01:28.620 The only thing I can even think to wager, and it's something I think you'll appreciate,
00:01:32.560 is a box of my beautiful Mayflower cigars.
00:01:34.900 Oh, gosh.
00:01:35.640 You're too kind.
00:01:36.220 Now, I don't know.
00:01:37.100 Do you have a wager?
00:01:39.460 I'll tell you what.
00:01:40.320 So you have revealed, and I'm now going to reveal to the world, you don't own a pistol.
00:01:45.580 I don't own a pistol.
00:01:46.900 That's embarrassing.
00:01:47.600 You will get a pistol of my choosing.
00:01:51.900 Wow.
00:01:52.320 All right.
00:01:52.880 Now, it may have some bling on it.
00:01:54.760 I don't know.
00:01:55.160 It could be sort of embarrassing.
00:01:56.120 That's pretty good.
00:01:56.920 Or you could get something really cool and tactical.
00:01:58.940 But I think that's unfair.
00:02:00.460 I would feel bad if I left you without a pistol.
00:02:03.100 Wow.
00:02:03.540 I'm honored.
00:02:04.320 And listen, if you feel gypped or anything at the end, you always give me a cap gun or
00:02:07.880 something.
00:02:08.040 Yeah.
00:02:08.500 You know?
00:02:08.540 You're just like old flagpops. 1.00
00:02:09.420 I didn't say what kind.
00:02:10.180 I didn't say.
00:02:10.800 This could get really bad for you.
00:02:12.100 All right.
00:02:12.680 So if you were a lady, I would say you go first. 1.00
00:02:15.600 But we're men.
00:02:16.540 But you're the ladies. 1.00
00:02:17.260 If I don't own a pistol, certainly.
00:02:21.180 Okay.
00:02:22.260 Is Jasmine Crockett more dangerous than AOC?
00:02:29.100 I need to guess how you will answer.
00:02:31.440 Is Jasmine Crockett more dangerous than AOC?
00:02:37.480 Let's say you would say no.
00:02:40.360 Correct.
00:02:41.080 That's correct.
00:02:41.660 Why not?
00:02:42.960 AOC is actually much better at the public-facing component of this.
00:02:48.060 Jasmine Crockett is very loud. 0.99
00:02:50.040 But she also is far easier to caricature, which is saying something, because AOC is incredibly 0.72
00:02:54.520 easy to caricature.
00:02:55.500 But I actually think she's much more charismatic and she's much more politically savvy than Jasmine
00:03:01.780 Crockett.
00:03:01.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:02.460 AOC, this is not 2018 anymore.
00:03:04.560 AOC has grown.
00:03:06.340 She's gotten better at this.
00:03:07.580 She's also obviously running for president. 0.97
00:03:09.620 Yes.
00:03:10.120 And she's doing it relatively well, actually.
00:03:12.820 Well, yeah.
00:03:13.460 She's running to be the last president of the Soviet Socialist Republic of the United States. 1.00
00:03:19.380 Absolutely.
00:03:20.040 Absolutely.
00:03:20.300 So now we both have to drink?
00:03:21.580 Is that how this works?
00:03:22.160 We both get to drink.
00:03:23.200 All right.
00:03:23.420 That sounds good.
00:03:24.200 Yeah.
00:03:25.060 Mmm.
00:03:26.100 Breakfast of champions.
00:03:27.240 Yeah.
00:03:28.380 You're up.
00:03:29.320 Okay.
00:03:32.800 The clearest sign that we live in a new political paradigm is that conservatives are now the
00:03:38.300 ones who love electric cars.
00:03:45.220 How would I answer?
00:03:47.540 I need to figure out how I would answer first before you can guess how I would answer.
00:03:50.500 Yeah.
00:03:51.080 I was about to guess.
00:03:52.120 I was like, he hasn't pushed a button yet.
00:03:53.320 I'm not doing this crap.
00:03:54.260 He's going to change his mind.
00:04:00.980 Yeah, I think you would say no to that.
00:04:05.100 You got me.
00:04:06.060 You got me.
00:04:06.760 It's close, but I would say the clearest sign for me that we're in a new political paradigm.
00:04:12.080 Yeah.
00:04:12.220 The clearest sign is that a Kennedy is serving in the Republican administration.
00:04:17.660 Two Democrat presidential candidates are actually in this administration.
00:04:19.840 But the second clearest, the cultural sign, all the weird, crunchy, hippie moms are on 0.99
00:04:27.300 the right.
00:04:27.800 Yeah.
00:04:28.020 They used to be very firmly on the left, but the hippies are on the right.
00:04:31.660 Yeah.
00:04:31.960 If you are free range educating your children while making sourdough, it's like you are
00:04:36.960 hardcore.
00:04:37.280 You're a fascist.
00:04:38.080 Oh, yeah.
00:04:38.440 You are a Francisco Franco following, black shirt haven't passed.
00:04:45.220 Yeah.
00:04:45.360 Yeah.
00:04:45.460 That's true.
00:04:46.200 So, yeah.
00:04:46.620 So, I agree.
00:04:47.100 The electric cars, that's definitely not something I saw coming.
00:04:50.440 Yeah.
00:04:50.720 I still make fun of my friends who possess them.
00:04:53.360 Yeah.
00:04:53.660 But, yeah, not the weirdest.
00:04:55.040 Right.
00:04:55.620 Okay.
00:04:56.960 All right.
00:04:57.680 Before I state this prompt, we have to watch a video.
00:05:03.600 Okay.
00:05:05.140 You said Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide.
00:05:09.420 People don't believe it.
00:05:10.660 You know a suicide when you see one, and that's what that was.
00:05:14.200 He killed himself.
00:05:16.140 Again, you want me to get, I've seen the whole file.
00:05:19.240 He killed himself.
00:05:19.920 I don't care what these feds say, Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.
00:05:28.560 I have to guess how you would answer.
00:05:30.260 Yeah.
00:05:37.860 It's actually phrased in a difficult way because you say, yes, I don't care what these feds 0.82
00:05:43.620 say, Epstein killed himself, or no.
00:05:45.360 I can't tell if it's like a double negative.
00:05:46.620 I would say that a yes would be agreeing with the statement, and a no would be disagreeing
00:05:52.860 with the statement.
00:05:52.880 Got it.
00:05:53.260 Got it.
00:05:53.900 I mean, I'm happy to explain how your game works, dude.
00:05:55.960 Thank you.
00:05:56.460 I could use every episode.
00:05:58.480 I need it.
00:06:03.800 You don't think Epstein killed himself.
00:06:07.780 I absolutely do not think he killed himself.
00:06:10.780 Look, here's my hang-up.
00:06:12.280 I don't know Kash Patel personally.
00:06:13.900 Yeah.
00:06:14.420 I don't.
00:06:14.920 I've heard good things.
00:06:15.640 I just don't know him.
00:06:16.240 I do know Dan Bongino.
00:06:17.640 I've known Dan Bongino for years.
00:06:19.020 I don't think Dan would lie.
00:06:20.920 Yeah.
00:06:21.800 Now, he couldn't.
00:06:23.280 It's possible he got it wrong.
00:06:24.920 He read a report.
00:06:25.960 He's, maybe he's insinuating that Epstein was allowed to kill himself or what, but I,
00:06:32.180 so I don't know what to think.
00:06:33.300 I, I'm confident Dan would not lie.
00:06:35.200 Yeah.
00:06:35.440 I don't, I just don't know Kash.
00:06:36.880 Yeah.
00:06:37.060 But it is kind of crazy.
00:06:38.980 Yeah.
00:06:39.440 That now, because I was pretty certain he didn't kill himself.
00:06:43.060 Yeah.
00:06:44.780 So what's going on?
00:06:45.980 Oh yeah.
00:06:46.360 No, again, um, I, I, I don't claim to be drinking buddies with either one of them.
00:06:50.240 I've met Kash.
00:06:51.020 I've never met Dan.
00:06:51.920 And, um, I, I think both of them have always struck me as trustworthy guys and willing
00:06:56.320 to say unpopular things when they believe it is true.
00:06:59.920 So I'm not accusing either one of them of lying.
00:07:03.040 But lying, lying implies intention.
00:07:05.260 Yes.
00:07:05.860 They could have just gotten it wrong.
00:07:07.040 Yes.
00:07:07.800 Yeah.
00:07:08.020 That, and it, when, when Kash goes to this whole thing of like, as a public defender,
00:07:12.440 as a prosecutor, as this, okay.
00:07:14.760 Well, as a guy that know that politicians love to cover their own ass, there's no way
00:07:20.720 that dude killed himself.
00:07:22.020 Right.
00:07:22.460 Or even, even if it was one of those things, because here's the deal.
00:07:25.720 You can't technically, at least in my world, kill yourself under duress.
00:07:31.620 So if it's one of those issues, killing yourself and the way I kind of, the purest, that's
00:07:38.000 sounds horrible.
00:07:39.540 Right.
00:07:39.980 But the form of, it's, it's, I don't want to necessarily do, or, or I want to die and
00:07:45.200 so I'm killing myself.
00:07:46.260 Yes.
00:07:46.720 Yeah.
00:07:46.940 Yeah.
00:07:47.360 I don't think Epstein wanted to die.
00:07:50.780 And even if, even if he's the one, like, let's say he physically caused himself to die.
00:07:55.700 I don't think that was because that's what Jeff had planned that afternoon.
00:07:58.860 Yeah.
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:07:59.200 That is a very intimidating analysis coming from a green beret.
00:08:04.360 Like, Michael, I want to make a distinction here.
00:08:06.680 However, you can't really kill yourself under duress.
00:08:09.640 Yeah.
00:08:10.040 Yeah.
00:08:13.140 All right.
00:08:13.620 You're up.
00:08:14.100 Okay.
00:08:14.520 I think we get to drink now.
00:08:15.920 Yes, absolutely.
00:08:20.220 Jeff didn't freaking kill himself.
00:08:22.480 All right.
00:08:22.960 Oh, well, here we go.
00:08:25.340 We, we also have a video prompt first.
00:08:28.080 Okay.
00:08:28.500 For this.
00:08:28.960 So go ahead.
00:08:30.280 I can't believe this crap.
00:08:32.020 22 years of marriage, three kids, two combat deployments.
00:08:35.140 And my wife sits down today and tells me she doesn't love me anymore.
00:08:38.120 That's not what I said.
00:08:39.340 What'd you say?
00:08:40.340 I said, I think it's time to shave the beard.
00:08:42.360 It's the same damn thing.
00:08:43.180 Okay.
00:08:46.640 With one year of fully committed facial hair cultivation, you, Michael Knowles, could grow
00:08:53.040 a beard.
00:08:54.160 Okay.
00:08:54.620 With one year.
00:08:56.000 One year.
00:08:57.340 Committed.
00:08:58.140 Yes.
00:08:58.920 Committed.
00:08:59.420 There's no.
00:08:59.840 There may be ointments.
00:09:00.980 Yeah.
00:09:01.440 There may be.
00:09:02.320 There may be some like.
00:09:03.260 Just for men in jail. 0.96
00:09:04.380 I don't.
00:09:04.620 Okay.
00:09:05.820 Yeah.
00:09:06.560 No shaving on Sundays.
00:09:08.020 Okay.
00:09:08.220 Okay.
00:09:08.300 Okay.
00:09:08.340 Okay.
00:09:13.180 I don't think you even believe that.
00:09:16.780 Wow.
00:09:18.740 Little faith that we have.
00:09:20.200 All right.
00:09:20.460 So what could happen?
00:09:22.580 Yeah.
00:09:23.100 I've got a sweet little baby face here.
00:09:25.820 I can grow a mustache in about 45 minutes.
00:09:29.640 The mustache I've had since I was like 11 or something.
00:09:31.980 Yeah.
00:09:32.440 But the beard, I've always struggled.
00:09:34.320 So over the decades, the huge patches, they've shrunk down.
00:09:39.780 But then I still get, even today, I'm 35 years old.
00:09:42.320 I have three boys.
00:09:43.580 Yeah.
00:09:44.000 I still get the little patch here.
00:09:45.400 I get the little patch here.
00:09:46.220 Whatever.
00:09:46.520 I don't.
00:09:47.060 So what it really comes down to, not to sound like Bill Clinton, it depends on what the definition
00:09:52.580 of the word beard is.
00:09:55.100 Because if you're saying, could I have a beard without a single patch anywhere?
00:09:59.760 Yeah.
00:10:00.280 No.
00:10:00.780 Well, Michael, let me help you.
00:10:02.140 Yeah.
00:10:02.380 The definition of a beard, you have before you.
00:10:05.080 I know.
00:10:05.900 That's a glorious.
00:10:08.000 And this is lower scale.
00:10:08.620 So the funniest thing.
00:10:10.440 I bet you shaved yesterday.
00:10:11.660 You just sort of pop that sprouted over there.
00:10:14.260 See, all the razors used to break until I used Jeremy.
00:10:16.780 Yeah.
00:10:18.980 So when I was in Iraq, all right?
00:10:22.000 So because in Afghanistan, a lot of guys grew beards.
00:10:24.340 In Iraq, we grew big mustaches because it was cultural differences.
00:10:28.120 You wanted the full Saddam. 0.96
00:10:29.640 Oh, I had a massive mustache.
00:10:32.660 Like this thing was so far out of rigs, it wasn't funny.
00:10:36.240 And also, my Portuguese genes means I also have like two huge eyebrows that are constantly
00:10:42.620 trying to fuse.
00:10:43.820 And so my joke was, it's like, oh, no, no, I don't have one mustache.
00:10:48.360 I have my eyebrows.
00:10:49.460 I have three.
00:10:50.160 Are actually backup mustaches in case we ever got to go to war on three continents.
00:10:54.960 You're welcome.
00:10:55.680 That seems like a better post then.
00:10:59.740 If you're thinking about the global war on terror, and you're strictly judging it by
00:11:03.100 the facial hair.
00:11:03.960 Yeah.
00:11:04.540 Less itchy, way cooler.
00:11:07.120 Yeah.
00:11:07.340 You feel like Tom Selleck in the 80s.
00:11:09.320 Yeah.
00:11:09.660 Or Saddam. 0.77
00:11:10.660 Yeah.
00:11:10.960 Who had drip?
00:11:12.040 You know, for all his flaws, the guy had drip.
00:11:13.700 My nickname, my nickname to the Iraqis was Abu Schwab, which is father of mustache. 0.86
00:11:18.460 Because like, I'm telling you, this thing was, this thing was massive.
00:11:21.820 My wife, my beautiful bride, Tina, does not mine facial hair.
00:11:25.420 When she saw a picture of that, she's like, baby, that doesn't come home with you.
00:11:29.580 That's too much.
00:11:30.160 That does not come home with you.
00:11:31.400 You got it.
00:11:32.080 You're going to end up on Dateline with that thing.
00:11:33.720 Yeah, yeah, no, you don't.
00:11:35.060 Yeah.
00:11:35.520 Did you, so luckily you didn't have to shave at all though, because I assume you had Saddam 1.00
00:11:39.180 here, and then it was like, Uday Hussein.
00:11:43.560 I'm keeping these at least.
00:11:45.120 Yeah, yeah, I got to keep those.
00:11:46.140 That's good.
00:11:46.540 But those even got trimmed down a little bit.
00:11:48.280 Yeah, just like Uday Hussein. 0.65
00:11:49.440 Just like Uday Hussein. 0.82
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00:13:19.860 finally admit the 2020 election was rigged and i'm not talking about trump versus biden i mean
00:13:27.240 freitas versus spandberger wow
00:13:30.900 what would you say
00:13:40.120 i think you would say no
00:13:53.000 no because you know what because no politician ever yeah would publicly say the election was
00:14:00.320 rigged even though every single election is rigged because of all the shenanigans that gone
00:14:04.000 everything we're talking party committees we're talking up to the general there's always shenanigans
00:14:08.580 this was the advice fdr gave to lbj when lbj lost his first big race he said oh buddy you forgot to sit
00:14:14.260 on the ballot box you blew it yeah but so you would say no it wasn't what would people generally mean
00:14:19.840 when they say rigged is illegal voting yes that's what they mean now if you want to go through the
00:14:26.520 whole idea that the and i was there when they did it where they changed all of the election laws in
00:14:31.680 virginia during a special election which legally they should not have done yeah if you want to talk
00:14:36.320 about all of the other you know crazy there's one thing there's one thing that always gives me pause
00:14:41.980 in my particular election and that was we were winning on election night we're winning election
00:14:48.040 morning i can't remember when exactly it was day of or day before a thumb drive an unmarked thumb drive
00:14:54.760 shows up in the bluest county in the district with 15 000 votes now the voter id numbers matched up
00:15:00.560 okay but some chain of custody issues there yeah that's curious i i once had a reporter sit down and
00:15:07.600 and and talk about you know was the election rigged and whatnot i said look there's a lot of shady
00:15:11.100 stuff that went on we were talking about trump and she goes well i just think this is irresponsible i
00:15:15.740 said can i ask you a question yeah if nick freitas right was was behind in the polls on election i was
00:15:23.140 was behind in the tally on election night behind the next day behind in the after and then all of a
00:15:28.620 sudden a thumb a thumb drive shows up that golly gee willikers we just missed mark in my home district
00:15:36.520 that is 64 percent trump yeah and all of a sudden i won would you have written an article on that
00:15:43.680 no that's different yeah yeah i probably would have yeah but you won't on this one will you and that's
00:15:49.660 why you're a fraud right so yeah yeah that that whole thing it was so amazing because the democrats
00:15:55.660 had to keep up the the ruse yeah that there was no question about extending election day to election
00:16:01.620 season and months and moving these ballot boxes these drop-off boxes even illegally first of all
00:16:08.700 they shouldn't exist in the first place but second of all moving them in some cases illegally far away
00:16:13.140 from county clerks with money that came from big tech and mark zuckerberg through these left-wing
00:16:18.460 orgs i mean point after point opening yourself up to fraud i'm going to say this i'm not saying it's
00:16:25.280 not possible that i lost due to fraud i'm saying that until i have definitive evidence yes i'm like you
00:16:30.720 don't want to look like a sore loser i know i know it's not even a sore loser it's just i don't like
00:16:35.680 um i'm big on take responsibility yes i can point to all the things that hey we could have done this
00:16:41.280 better we could have done this better we could have done that better so i'm going to focus on
00:16:44.200 things i can control yeah yeah um that's that was like nixon and i i i think it's the respectable
00:16:49.800 manly thing to do but nixon who very possibly had a presidential election stolen from him and then had
00:16:56.440 the presidency stolen from him by dirty rotten deep state actors yeah and this guy never complained
00:17:03.220 about it he just went he kind of took his lumps you know he stepped down i wouldn't say he never
00:17:07.440 complained i'm sure he privately i mean he never went out there this was a rigged election in 1960 or
00:17:11.760 you know these guys threw me he did his one big interview with frost yeah and just he just took
00:17:17.840 it like a man and he's like that guy that was like the trial run for 2020 all right all right
00:17:24.400 protestants and catholics need to stop bickering and focus on the real enemy 0.92
00:17:32.740 the jews the amish oh the amish oh yeah hold on 0.97
00:17:36.940 hmm so we're still targeting germans that's yeah that's good okay yeah all right the amish 1.00
00:17:44.620 wow i really i have strong feelings in both directions on this so i don't want you to think
00:17:57.760 i'm just trying to cheat you out of a point and get a sweet pistol though i'd like that too
00:18:01.960 this is a reluctant answer the reason i almost said yes is the amish are anabaptists yeah i mean
00:18:18.300 second baptism and i was once debating this with a protestant friend of mine and he said michael
00:18:24.880 we're talking about infant baptism and if you're some people don't like infant baptism i think you
00:18:28.220 should be even baptized again as an adult and he said well i'm a protestant but i don't think that
00:18:32.180 because the holy spirit acts in baptism and i think to take it far to be provocative i think it
00:18:38.040 could be a blaspheming of the holy spirit to be baptized a second time because you're denying the
00:18:42.400 efficacy of the first we confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins i said wow that is some harsh
00:18:47.400 amishophobia you know that is some anti-baptist anti-anabaptist rhetoric but the reason that
00:18:53.200 the the amish are not the true enemies of western civilization is because they are showing an 1.00
00:18:59.160 example of a kind of trad life the horses and buggies the great wooden furniture they raise a
00:19:04.820 barn in like three seconds big families oh that's my that's my god trip it's awesome no the best thing
00:19:10.200 about the amish is they have demonstrated what a absolute sham building regulations are i mean like 1.00
00:19:16.800 a barn goes down in amish country it's up the next day why no unions no permits it's like
00:19:24.400 jedediah just comes over with all his buddies yeah boom that thing's back up i mean look there's a lot
00:19:30.200 of reasons to to appreciate the amish even though i might not agree with them theologically yeah but
00:19:35.300 are they the primary enemy no no that's the jehovah's witness it's like every time i want to celebrate a
00:19:43.240 birthday party right they come in there and tell me i can't never once have i had two amish people
00:19:47.280 just show up to my door and want to talk to me in the middle of the game they never want to talk
00:19:50.380 no no it's like this i you know the the amish too they in modernity they just show you it's like you
00:19:58.160 can have a family yeah you can have nice things yeah you can dress like a respectable person it can
00:20:04.980 happen yeah and as far as my daughter's like and they have horses so that right she was sold there 1.00
00:20:10.260 yeah yeah she was sold there am i being drawn to amishism i don't think is that even a word
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00:20:49.620 nick are you ready for the rapid fire all right let's do this thing
00:20:55.860 see that we even changed the lights that's how you know it's serious about the stakes
00:21:02.060 there are three questions 30 seconds no time to outthink each other so i read that prompt you're
00:21:09.900 going to throw down your answer i'm going to i'm going to guess then we're good okay
00:21:13.020 is it the clock's gone is it true what they say about the navy
00:21:22.240 you would say yes for sure oh yeah absolutely no one should put their kids in public school
00:21:28.920 you would say yes yeah okay all right i didn't know if there's something like well actually in
00:21:35.960 this one county and now raising daughters is harder than raising sons
00:21:39.200 obviously yes yeah yeah without question all right all right it's probably not it's not easier for the
00:21:49.600 first like three and a half years of life but then every day after that it's got to be much harder
00:21:55.980 here's the crazy part like my girls were easy the whole way the thing is is that for a dad 0.81
00:22:00.200 what constitutes harder is what we worry about more yes and with my son like it was just like oh
00:22:07.360 you got you got hurt yeah try not being a wuss like what do you want to like be more competent 0.50
00:22:12.000 like what with my girls like i'm like oh no you know you know sweet pea like are you okay you know
00:22:16.440 like sweetheart yeah and then and then you have to worry about like you know the the boys out there
00:22:21.100 that you might have to kill but yeah no no all this it's um yeah yeah wow that seems i don't know
00:22:27.300 that's it's kind of like the drinks though when you say the boys out there you might have to kill
00:22:30.280 as a father of daughters yeah isn't isn't it more like the guys out there you might get to kill
00:22:35.260 you know yeah no i i have one of my one of my more famous coffee mugs is the is the whole um
00:22:41.380 the hardest part about you know having daughters is having to bury the bodies 0.58
00:22:46.380 and then it's like just kidding it's not that hard okay shovel okay i kind of feel like
00:22:54.140 you got some really easy ones there all right here we go can you be a trad wife 0.99
00:23:01.320 if you are actively on social media
00:23:03.500 i actually think you would say yes
00:23:09.080 no let's go michael would last more than three days in green beret training
00:23:16.000 so i feel like i can answer this authoritatively like on whether or not you could
00:23:27.340 i think you're going to try to be humble and say no but i honestly think it's yes
00:23:30.860 do you think i could yes i'm happy that i lost that point
00:23:33.640 yeah yeah because the first three days are more like orientation and paperwork
00:23:37.600 just check into your locker fluff your pillow yeah okay oh that's cute you think we get pillows
00:23:44.340 all right this isn't the navy michael all right congressmen should have to smoke a blunt at least
00:23:50.000 once before voting on weed decriminalization
00:23:52.960 i'm gonna say you'd say no on that i would say no they should be forced to smoke mayflower cigars
00:24:00.080 every day at their own cost regardless of legislation wow well i got crushed in that you did but the
00:24:06.960 questions were were easier for me oh yeah i figured yeah wow really wanted a pistol i and you think
00:24:12.240 that i could survive the first i could at least survive the bus ride that's great yeah that's
00:24:16.400 day one that's good all right that's great now nick yeah it is time for the final round okay
00:24:24.640 now you can now it's time the prompt will be read we will both lock in our answers
00:24:31.200 and then we will move our glasses the opposite glass to yes or no based on how we think the
00:24:37.760 other person would answer this round is worth double points it could change everything
00:24:44.320 so who's winning you i am let's go let's go oh man i'm gonna get the nicest cap gun that walmart
00:24:51.040 has to offer this is great the war in gaza will end before the war in ukraine we have to answer how
00:25:04.800 we would individually answer then move our our cups okay now hold on let's set up the cups here
00:25:13.360 we're hearing this right here you would say
00:25:23.360 you know what i wanted to spill if you were actually drinking i know that's embarrassing
00:25:26.880 that's more embarrassing than not having a pistol yeah but i don't know if you know this i could
00:25:30.400 survive the first three days of green beret training i heard that somewhere this is i just want to show
00:25:37.280 this is i am humiliated yeah nick has actually done the job and had most of the tennessee mimosa
00:25:46.400 and me i'm there at this rate i'm never going to get to my olives which is the breakfast
00:25:51.440 so yeah we so we both said i i believe now and i think you would for for sure the war in gaza is
00:25:56.400 going to go on until the apocalypse yes and the war in ukraine it'll go on for a while you know people
00:26:01.360 have been fighting over ukraine for like 1100 years sure but it there are periods of peace there i'm sure
00:26:06.720 yeah yeah yeah that's that's no no no no no gaza's not ending until jesus comes back to tell us all
00:26:11.360 that the protestants were right yeah that'd be almost like wow the mennonites huh i didn't
00:26:17.280 like wow wow okay the anabaptists all right now you're right okay okay all right come on this isn't 0.71
00:26:24.160 even a question if you have sons you have an obligation to show them a father who is strong
00:26:30.880 both mentally and physically shut up davies i'm sick of this every time on this show davies makes 0.86
00:26:36.560 some what a freaking like here we go there we go yes you do and my kids are going to get that
00:26:45.520 because i almost beat my associate producer in an arm wrestle on the air the other day
00:26:50.800 and so take that davies and could potentially survive three days of green break that's the
00:26:55.600 bus ride consecutive like the first day the last day of graduation yeah yeah and maybe you could
00:27:02.320 cobble together 24 hours in the middle mostly sleeping yeah i would say maybe eating i don't
00:27:06.960 know i gotta i gotta say i think it's with the way things are going right now because you know every
00:27:10.800 time because hollywood always likes to be crazy i think eventually hollywood will agree with that
00:27:18.480 statement and the bizarre unique thing for an actress to do in hollywood will be to walk out there 1.00
00:27:24.080 they're bold and beautiful heteronormative cisgender child with no mental health issues it's like we
00:27:31.600 named him john with a j yeah yeah yeah he's neurotypical yeah he's so brave yeah support him
00:27:40.880 it's true everything old is new again yeah yeah okay uh nick i am really pleased yeah i'm really
00:27:48.960 please i don't want to i don't want to be a sore winner here and one might wonder if it was rigged
00:27:53.280 some of those questions but i would say my request i would like a a full a fully semi-automatic uh
00:28:02.960 assault weapon of course that is uh you know being uh produced by every public school in america handed
00:28:10.800 out to children with their with their chocolate milk for lunch yeah that the democrats told me that's
00:28:15.840 the coolest gun to have i promise you you will have a weapon of war yeah with a grenade launcher
00:28:20.720 a flamethrower and yeah yeah i can't wait thank you yeah nick good to see you you as well now so that
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00:28:42.960 for having lint in your pockets at an airport security checkpoint is an incredibly thorough and
00:28:47.920 hands-on investigation of anything close to your pockets yeah and say what you want about the tactics
00:28:52.960 i will never again casually assume that i don't have lint in my pockets on the bright side as soon as i get
00:28:58.640 home back to the wife uh we're gonna play tsa oh and michael i was thorough yeah she looked pretty
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