Real ANSWERS & Real DRINKS With Nick Freitas ｜ YES or NO
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Summary
Nick Freitas, a former U.S. Army Green Beret and current Virginia State Delegate, joins Michael to play a game of "Yes or No" and see who can figure out the answer faster: AOC or Jasmine Crockett.
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Protestants and Catholics need to stop bickering and focus on the real enemy.
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He will select his answer away from my prying eyes.
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Neither of us has seen the questions beforehand.
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Burrow, Tennessee, Mimosa at about 8.30 in the morning.
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The only thing I can even think to wager, and it's something I think you'll appreciate,
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So you have revealed, and I'm now going to reveal to the world, you don't own a pistol.
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Or you could get something really cool and tactical.
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I would feel bad if I left you without a pistol.
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And listen, if you feel gypped or anything at the end, you always give me a cap gun or
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So if you were a lady, I would say you go first.
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AOC is actually much better at the public-facing component of this.
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But she also is far easier to caricature, which is saying something, because AOC is incredibly
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But I actually think she's much more charismatic and she's much more politically savvy than Jasmine
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She's running to be the last president of the Soviet Socialist Republic of the United States.
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The clearest sign that we live in a new political paradigm is that conservatives are now the
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I need to figure out how I would answer first before you can guess how I would answer.
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It's close, but I would say the clearest sign for me that we're in a new political paradigm.
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The clearest sign is that a Kennedy is serving in the Republican administration.
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Two Democrat presidential candidates are actually in this administration.
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But the second clearest, the cultural sign, all the weird, crunchy, hippie moms are on
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They used to be very firmly on the left, but the hippies are on the right.
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If you are free range educating your children while making sourdough, it's like you are
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You are a Francisco Franco following, black shirt haven't passed.
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The electric cars, that's definitely not something I saw coming.
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I still make fun of my friends who possess them.
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Before I state this prompt, we have to watch a video.
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You know a suicide when you see one, and that's what that was.
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Again, you want me to get, I've seen the whole file.
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I don't care what these feds say, Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.
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It's actually phrased in a difficult way because you say, yes, I don't care what these feds
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I would say that a yes would be agreeing with the statement, and a no would be disagreeing
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I mean, I'm happy to explain how your game works, dude.
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He's, maybe he's insinuating that Epstein was allowed to kill himself or what, but I,
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That now, because I was pretty certain he didn't kill himself.
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No, again, um, I, I, I don't claim to be drinking buddies with either one of them.
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And, um, I, I think both of them have always struck me as trustworthy guys and willing
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to say unpopular things when they believe it is true.
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So I'm not accusing either one of them of lying.
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That, and it, when, when Kash goes to this whole thing of like, as a public defender,
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Well, as a guy that know that politicians love to cover their own ass, there's no way
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Or even, even if it was one of those things, because here's the deal.
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You can't technically, at least in my world, kill yourself under duress.
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So if it's one of those issues, killing yourself and the way I kind of, the purest, that's
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But the form of, it's, it's, I don't want to necessarily do, or, or I want to die and
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And even if, even if he's the one, like, let's say he physically caused himself to die.
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I don't think that was because that's what Jeff had planned that afternoon.
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That is a very intimidating analysis coming from a green beret.
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Like, Michael, I want to make a distinction here.
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However, you can't really kill yourself under duress.
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22 years of marriage, three kids, two combat deployments.
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And my wife sits down today and tells me she doesn't love me anymore.
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With one year of fully committed facial hair cultivation, you, Michael Knowles, could grow
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The mustache I've had since I was like 11 or something.
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So over the decades, the huge patches, they've shrunk down.
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But then I still get, even today, I'm 35 years old.
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So what it really comes down to, not to sound like Bill Clinton, it depends on what the definition
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Because if you're saying, could I have a beard without a single patch anywhere?
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The definition of a beard, you have before you.
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See, all the razors used to break until I used Jeremy.
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So because in Afghanistan, a lot of guys grew beards.
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In Iraq, we grew big mustaches because it was cultural differences.
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Like this thing was so far out of rigs, it wasn't funny.
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And also, my Portuguese genes means I also have like two huge eyebrows that are constantly
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And so my joke was, it's like, oh, no, no, I don't have one mustache.
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Are actually backup mustaches in case we ever got to go to war on three continents.
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If you're thinking about the global war on terror, and you're strictly judging it by
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My nickname, my nickname to the Iraqis was Abu Schwab, which is father of mustache.
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Because like, I'm telling you, this thing was, this thing was massive.
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My wife, my beautiful bride, Tina, does not mine facial hair.
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When she saw a picture of that, she's like, baby, that doesn't come home with you.
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You're going to end up on Dateline with that thing.
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Did you, so luckily you didn't have to shave at all though, because I assume you had Saddam
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finally admit the 2020 election was rigged and i'm not talking about trump versus biden i mean
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no because you know what because no politician ever yeah would publicly say the election was
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rigged even though every single election is rigged because of all the shenanigans that gone
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everything we're talking party committees we're talking up to the general there's always shenanigans
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this was the advice fdr gave to lbj when lbj lost his first big race he said oh buddy you forgot to sit
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on the ballot box you blew it yeah but so you would say no it wasn't what would people generally mean
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when they say rigged is illegal voting yes that's what they mean now if you want to go through the
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whole idea that the and i was there when they did it where they changed all of the election laws in
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virginia during a special election which legally they should not have done yeah if you want to talk
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about all of the other you know crazy there's one thing there's one thing that always gives me pause
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in my particular election and that was we were winning on election night we're winning election
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morning i can't remember when exactly it was day of or day before a thumb drive an unmarked thumb drive
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shows up in the bluest county in the district with 15 000 votes now the voter id numbers matched up
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okay but some chain of custody issues there yeah that's curious i i once had a reporter sit down and
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and and talk about you know was the election rigged and whatnot i said look there's a lot of shady
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stuff that went on we were talking about trump and she goes well i just think this is irresponsible i
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said can i ask you a question yeah if nick freitas right was was behind in the polls on election i was
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was behind in the tally on election night behind the next day behind in the after and then all of a
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sudden a thumb a thumb drive shows up that golly gee willikers we just missed mark in my home district
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that is 64 percent trump yeah and all of a sudden i won would you have written an article on that
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no that's different yeah yeah i probably would have yeah but you won't on this one will you and that's
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why you're a fraud right so yeah yeah that that whole thing it was so amazing because the democrats
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had to keep up the the ruse yeah that there was no question about extending election day to election
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season and months and moving these ballot boxes these drop-off boxes even illegally first of all
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they shouldn't exist in the first place but second of all moving them in some cases illegally far away
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from county clerks with money that came from big tech and mark zuckerberg through these left-wing
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orgs i mean point after point opening yourself up to fraud i'm going to say this i'm not saying it's
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not possible that i lost due to fraud i'm saying that until i have definitive evidence yes i'm like you
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don't want to look like a sore loser i know i know it's not even a sore loser it's just i don't like
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um i'm big on take responsibility yes i can point to all the things that hey we could have done this
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better we could have done this better we could have done that better so i'm going to focus on
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things i can control yeah yeah um that's that was like nixon and i i i think it's the respectable
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manly thing to do but nixon who very possibly had a presidential election stolen from him and then had
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the presidency stolen from him by dirty rotten deep state actors yeah and this guy never complained
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about it he just went he kind of took his lumps you know he stepped down i wouldn't say he never
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complained i'm sure he privately i mean he never went out there this was a rigged election in 1960 or
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you know these guys threw me he did his one big interview with frost yeah and just he just took
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it like a man and he's like that guy that was like the trial run for 2020 all right all right
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protestants and catholics need to stop bickering and focus on the real enemy
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the jews the amish oh the amish oh yeah hold on
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hmm so we're still targeting germans that's yeah that's good okay yeah all right the amish
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wow i really i have strong feelings in both directions on this so i don't want you to think
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i'm just trying to cheat you out of a point and get a sweet pistol though i'd like that too
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this is a reluctant answer the reason i almost said yes is the amish are anabaptists yeah i mean
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second baptism and i was once debating this with a protestant friend of mine and he said michael
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we're talking about infant baptism and if you're some people don't like infant baptism i think you
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should be even baptized again as an adult and he said well i'm a protestant but i don't think that
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because the holy spirit acts in baptism and i think to take it far to be provocative i think it
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could be a blaspheming of the holy spirit to be baptized a second time because you're denying the
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efficacy of the first we confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins i said wow that is some harsh
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amishophobia you know that is some anti-baptist anti-anabaptist rhetoric but the reason that
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the the amish are not the true enemies of western civilization is because they are showing an
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example of a kind of trad life the horses and buggies the great wooden furniture they raise a
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barn in like three seconds big families oh that's my that's my god trip it's awesome no the best thing
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about the amish is they have demonstrated what a absolute sham building regulations are i mean like
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a barn goes down in amish country it's up the next day why no unions no permits it's like
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jedediah just comes over with all his buddies yeah boom that thing's back up i mean look there's a lot
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of reasons to to appreciate the amish even though i might not agree with them theologically yeah but
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are they the primary enemy no no that's the jehovah's witness it's like every time i want to celebrate a
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birthday party right they come in there and tell me i can't never once have i had two amish people
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just show up to my door and want to talk to me in the middle of the game they never want to talk
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no no it's like this i you know the the amish too they in modernity they just show you it's like you
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can have a family yeah you can have nice things yeah you can dress like a respectable person it can
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happen yeah and as far as my daughter's like and they have horses so that right she was sold there
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yeah yeah she was sold there am i being drawn to amishism i don't think is that even a word
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nick are you ready for the rapid fire all right let's do this thing
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see that we even changed the lights that's how you know it's serious about the stakes
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there are three questions 30 seconds no time to outthink each other so i read that prompt you're
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going to throw down your answer i'm going to i'm going to guess then we're good okay
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is it the clock's gone is it true what they say about the navy
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you would say yes for sure oh yeah absolutely no one should put their kids in public school
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you would say yes yeah okay all right i didn't know if there's something like well actually in
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this one county and now raising daughters is harder than raising sons
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obviously yes yeah yeah without question all right all right it's probably not it's not easier for the
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first like three and a half years of life but then every day after that it's got to be much harder
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here's the crazy part like my girls were easy the whole way the thing is is that for a dad
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what constitutes harder is what we worry about more yes and with my son like it was just like oh
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you got you got hurt yeah try not being a wuss like what do you want to like be more competent
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like what with my girls like i'm like oh no you know you know sweet pea like are you okay you know
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like sweetheart yeah and then and then you have to worry about like you know the the boys out there
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that you might have to kill but yeah no no all this it's um yeah yeah wow that seems i don't know
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that's it's kind of like the drinks though when you say the boys out there you might have to kill
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as a father of daughters yeah isn't isn't it more like the guys out there you might get to kill
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you know yeah no i i have one of my one of my more famous coffee mugs is the is the whole um
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the hardest part about you know having daughters is having to bury the bodies
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and then it's like just kidding it's not that hard okay shovel okay i kind of feel like
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you got some really easy ones there all right here we go can you be a trad wife
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no let's go michael would last more than three days in green beret training
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so i feel like i can answer this authoritatively like on whether or not you could
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i think you're going to try to be humble and say no but i honestly think it's yes
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do you think i could yes i'm happy that i lost that point
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yeah yeah because the first three days are more like orientation and paperwork
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just check into your locker fluff your pillow yeah okay oh that's cute you think we get pillows
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all right this isn't the navy michael all right congressmen should have to smoke a blunt at least
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i'm gonna say you'd say no on that i would say no they should be forced to smoke mayflower cigars
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every day at their own cost regardless of legislation wow well i got crushed in that you did but the
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questions were were easier for me oh yeah i figured yeah wow really wanted a pistol i and you think
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that i could survive the first i could at least survive the bus ride that's great yeah that's
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day one that's good all right that's great now nick yeah it is time for the final round okay
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now you can now it's time the prompt will be read we will both lock in our answers
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and then we will move our glasses the opposite glass to yes or no based on how we think the
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other person would answer this round is worth double points it could change everything
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so who's winning you i am let's go let's go oh man i'm gonna get the nicest cap gun that walmart
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has to offer this is great the war in gaza will end before the war in ukraine we have to answer how
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we would individually answer then move our our cups okay now hold on let's set up the cups here
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you know what i wanted to spill if you were actually drinking i know that's embarrassing
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that's more embarrassing than not having a pistol yeah but i don't know if you know this i could
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survive the first three days of green beret training i heard that somewhere this is i just want to show
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this is i am humiliated yeah nick has actually done the job and had most of the tennessee mimosa
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and me i'm there at this rate i'm never going to get to my olives which is the breakfast
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so yeah we so we both said i i believe now and i think you would for for sure the war in gaza is
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going to go on until the apocalypse yes and the war in ukraine it'll go on for a while you know people
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have been fighting over ukraine for like 1100 years sure but it there are periods of peace there i'm sure
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yeah yeah yeah that's that's no no no no no gaza's not ending until jesus comes back to tell us all
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that the protestants were right yeah that'd be almost like wow the mennonites huh i didn't
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like wow wow okay the anabaptists all right now you're right okay okay all right come on this isn't
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even a question if you have sons you have an obligation to show them a father who is strong
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both mentally and physically shut up davies i'm sick of this every time on this show davies makes
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some what a freaking like here we go there we go yes you do and my kids are going to get that
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because i almost beat my associate producer in an arm wrestle on the air the other day
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and so take that davies and could potentially survive three days of green break that's the
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bus ride consecutive like the first day the last day of graduation yeah yeah and maybe you could
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cobble together 24 hours in the middle mostly sleeping yeah i would say maybe eating i don't
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know i gotta i gotta say i think it's with the way things are going right now because you know every
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time because hollywood always likes to be crazy i think eventually hollywood will agree with that
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statement and the bizarre unique thing for an actress to do in hollywood will be to walk out there
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they're bold and beautiful heteronormative cisgender child with no mental health issues it's like we
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named him john with a j yeah yeah yeah he's neurotypical yeah he's so brave yeah support him
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it's true everything old is new again yeah yeah okay uh nick i am really pleased yeah i'm really
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please i don't want to i don't want to be a sore winner here and one might wonder if it was rigged
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some of those questions but i would say my request i would like a a full a fully semi-automatic uh
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assault weapon of course that is uh you know being uh produced by every public school in america handed
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out to children with their with their chocolate milk for lunch yeah that the democrats told me that's
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the coolest gun to have i promise you you will have a weapon of war yeah with a grenade launcher
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a flamethrower and yeah yeah i can't wait thank you yeah nick good to see you you as well now so that
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i will never again casually assume that i don't have lint in my pockets on the bright side as soon as i get
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