The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 13th November 2026

00:00:00 Morning. You alright?

00:00:05 Are you there?

00:00:07 Sincerely hope you are. Genuinely and sincerely hope you are.

00:00:10 Me? Yeah, I'm alright. Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Yeah.

00:00:12 Thank F, it's Friday, right? Am I right?

00:00:17 You guys know who you are. You're the gross band, the chosen for you, my band of brothers and sisters. 0.99

00:00:20 It's now 8 in the AM on Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th. 0.95

00:00:24 That's the first time I've clocked that. Uh-oh. We're in trouble now.

00:00:27 We're in trouble now, Friday 13th of November, in the year of our Lord, 2026.

00:00:31 As always, nearly always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry.

00:00:33 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:34 Morning, yeah, I'm all good.

00:00:37 Are you, though?

00:00:39 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:39 Oh, good, good.

00:00:41 Good, great.

00:00:43 All right, why am I sitting in this seat, looking into one of the odd cameras?

00:00:47 We've got loads of cameras here, no expense spared over at Lotus Eaters.

00:00:50 Why am I sitting in this seat?

00:00:51 Because I'm joined by a guest, none other than Mr. Daniel Trubb.

00:00:57 oh hello you're all right mate yeah yeah tip top tip top tippy top right and early

00:01:02 are you are you all right yeah oh i'm that time the question is properly genuine are you all right

00:01:08 yeah no i'm smashing it mate okay absolutely loving it good was you up night uh up late

00:01:13 last night a little no well i mean i always have a little bit oh dear just smooths out the evening

00:01:20 doesn't it no i'm happy to be here having me i really drink to be honest i'm not teetotal not

00:01:27 like i never touch the stuff but right well i'm teetotal most of the day

00:01:31 only get completely drunk all day weekends and every evening not during the day no i wouldn't

00:01:41 i wouldn't say drunk i mean you can't let your blood alcohol levels drop too low during dinner

00:01:45 can you you can't digest the meat then the steak i think it's important all right dan should we get

00:01:53 into it what's that cabal of evil quite frankly evil fleet street editors banging on about this

00:01:58 morning what's the news cycle about what have we got um okay it's nvidia chief quits that taiwanese

00:02:06 chinese guy has actually finally quit apparently there's just more and more scandals about more

00:02:12 and more affairs he's had not just with Chinese spies yeah but I mean we're only talking two

00:02:18 I think three in total now okay well three a grand total of three yeah but I mean put it this way

00:02:24 he's worth 143 billion is that his personal yes wealth okay well now I was speaking with somebody

00:02:34 who was familiar with the matter and he told me that if he was worth 143 billion he would have

00:02:41 like a whole persian style pleasure garden harem yes not not dozens scores right and and jensen

00:02:50 yuong who is worth 143 billion at like three he should be getting the presidential medal for

00:02:57 fidelity that we know of so far yes um yeah i must admit if you're if you're the thing is he's

00:03:04 married though i mean if you're not married and you're super super rich or super super famous or

00:03:09 whatever and hundreds of women throw themselves at you all the time and some of them at least will

00:03:15 be insanely attractive yes you're not married i mean okay fill your boots if you don't commit

00:03:22 any crimes i suppose i mean if that's your bag but he's married well there is that yeah we we

00:03:28 will get we will give him that yeah that that is true okay and the price of nvidia is tumble i

00:03:33 think it's lost a quarter of its value in the last like 10 days or two weeks or so which is

00:03:37 quite a lot of dough i sold half of mine you had in video stock yeah but i mean i'm not i'm not

00:03:43 really that badly off because i bought it like 80 pence what is it now roughly i mean well about

00:03:48 170 something like that okay all right so i bought it right at the beginning of the ai stuff because

00:03:53 i thought yeah this ai is that that's quite dapper that is i'm gonna have some of that okay so i

00:03:57 didn't sell it at the peak but i sold i sold half of it off and the thing is right a lot of people

00:04:02 say there's there's a dot-com bubble not an ai bubble yeah right but you remember the ai bubble

00:04:10 it's it is completely different because in the in the dot-com bubble in the dot-com bubble yeah

00:04:14 yeah that was like there was no sales so like pets.com was like on a pe of like over a thousand

00:04:20 right right that you had insane valuation and no sales because it was quite early on it's

00:04:25 wasn't like the year 2000 or something the the dot-com bubble right so i mean the dot-com bubble

00:04:30 for me was my first year in finance right were you in at that point were you still in the last

00:04:35 year of university yeah no i didn't join asset management the financial sector like 2003 or

00:04:42 2004. oh okay but you you would remember the you remember the the the dot-com thing then you would

00:04:46 have been going on while university yeah yeah really high valuations like with no sales massive

00:04:51 pe's like these days like like this is on a forward pe of about 12. it's insane so on one hand yeah

00:04:58 Yeah, the market's at, they say, all-time highs.

00:05:01 But on the other hand, on a PE basis, the market is actually surprisingly low.

00:05:06 Tell people what PE means.

00:05:07 Oh, price earnings.

00:05:09 So if you've got a hot dog stand and you've got a PE 3,

00:05:13 it means that you buy that hot dog stand in three years,

00:05:17 you would have earned enough to pay for having bought the hot dog stand.

00:05:20 So it's like a number of years until you get your money back.

00:05:23 And 12, for a company like this, isn't actually that high at all.

00:05:27 Is it not?

00:05:28 No.

00:05:28 sounds higher

00:05:29 in the normal course of events

00:05:30 a normal

00:05:31 a normal person

00:05:32 just running

00:05:33 a family run bakery

00:05:34 a PE of 12

00:05:35 would be amazing

00:05:36 yeah

00:05:36 in a private business

00:05:38 it would be like

00:05:39 three or four

00:05:39 but you're saying

00:05:39 it's not actually

00:05:40 that good for NVIDIA

00:05:41 no

00:05:42 these days

00:05:43 you want a 12

00:05:44 on like a

00:05:44 I don't know

00:05:45 a bloody water company

00:05:46 or something 0.93

00:05:46 a utility

00:05:46 or something like that

00:05:47 so

00:05:49 I think

00:05:49 I think there's further to go

00:05:50 but

00:05:51 yeah go on

00:05:52 Jensen is an important figure

00:05:53 and that's why I sold half

00:05:55 right

00:05:55 he was sort of

00:05:57 their front boy

00:05:57 wasn't he

00:05:58 Well, I mean, he founded it in, like, I think 1993.

00:06:01 And he made it what it is.

00:06:03 And he's got the vision.

00:06:04 And I don't think it's going to hurt NVIDIA, like, this year or next year.

00:06:09 And you maybe might not even see it for five years.

00:06:12 But you want somebody at the front.

00:06:13 The classic example, right, is Apple.

00:06:17 Like, when Steve Jobs went, like, all the vision went out of the company.

00:06:22 And they can still release a new earbud and a new, like, Apple whatever it is, 18.

00:06:28 But they can't innovate anything.

00:06:29 Right.

00:06:30 And you think he was that sort of figure?

00:06:32 Yes.

00:06:32 That Huang fella?

00:06:34 Yes.

00:06:34 Okay.

00:06:35 Apparently, I saw it breaking news this morning.

00:06:38 I don't think it's on any of the front pages,

00:06:40 but it might be on some of the websites,

00:06:42 that he's agreed to come before Congress

00:06:45 and be quizzed by Congress.

00:06:47 Right.

00:06:47 But he has stepped down,

00:06:49 and the hunt is on for the next person to step up. 0.59

00:06:54 They've been pointed at a woman.

00:06:55 And the market's a jittery. 0.93

00:06:56 Yeah, some woman, apparently. 0.98

00:06:57 i've never heard of i think the cfo i think she's the cfo yeah okay um and also six new women say

00:07:04 they too were preyed on by brand okay all right let's get into it all right the financial time

00:07:09 so let's carry on with this story about this huang fella

00:07:11 okay his exit plunges nvidia into crisis boss sunk by scandal over affair over affairs

00:07:21 uh one with alleged spire share price suffers as fears of succession grip investors

00:07:27 founder took group from gaming chip to pillar of ai search on for replacement after cfo

00:07:34 crest takes helm um i mean what about the spire angle to it i don't know any of the details and

00:07:43 as much as i've read which is a fair bit they haven't given tons and tons of details about

00:07:47 exactly why she's a spy China Beijing insists she's not they've got she's got nothing to do 0.95

00:07:52 with them but they would say that um what would you figure about this one because even if she's

00:07:57 this woman let's say she was a spy let's say she worked for the Chinese intelligence services

00:08:01 and the whole thing was a honey trap for him what is he likely

00:08:06 like whilst they're in a relationship to like give her secrets I mean that about chip

00:08:14 manufacturing or something yeah that would be weird doesn't quite that would be a weird bit

00:08:18 of pillow talk wouldn't it you're lying there afterwards and she's like so yeah how does the

00:08:23 secondary transistor distribute power over the primary load or and you'll be like well that's

00:08:28 a bit odd isn't it love yeah yeah one i don't know that because i'm the ceo i play golf and i mean he

00:08:33 might actually know that oh you think he might actually well fair enough fair enough yeah but

00:08:36 that would be weird wouldn't it that would be a bit weird post-coitus smoking cigarettes so jensen

00:08:41 So, Jensen, tell me.

00:08:43 Yeah.

00:08:45 Look, as I understand it, she's actually connected with,

00:08:48 I think it's a Singapore importer of electrical stuff.

00:08:52 And the US government doesn't want the H100s or whatever,

00:08:56 whatever 100 they're on now, like the chips.

00:08:59 They don't want them going to China.

00:09:01 But the weird thing is, right,

00:09:02 China doesn't want them going to China either.

00:09:04 Because they're trying to build up their own chip manufacturers.

00:09:07 okay and every nvidia nvidia chip that gets sold is one less going to domestic chinese and they

00:09:14 need to get their chip manufacturers over the line right i see so it would be odd that the

00:09:20 chinese are placing restrictions on nvidia chips coming in at the same time as they're sending a

00:09:26 spy to get more nvidia chips which they then stop if they find them and send them back

00:09:30 now that's not to say that chinese firms don't want nvidia chips because for now they are better

00:09:36 than the Chinese alternative

00:09:38 and she's

00:09:40 connected to this, I think it's a Singapore firm

00:09:42 if I remember correctly, that was

00:09:44 getting deliveries

00:09:46 of them. Now maybe

00:09:48 he influenced

00:09:49 Nvidia normal procedures to

00:09:52 get a shipment going

00:09:54 to the Singapore firm, which would have been legal, that

00:09:56 would have been okay with the US government

00:09:58 but knowing that

00:10:00 under the counter some of those are then going to go into

00:10:02 China. Right.

00:10:04 But it's not necessarily the case that

00:10:06 I mean, that could have just been normal, commercial,

00:10:10 we won't get some of these. 1.00

00:10:12 However, just in case the Chinese are running these rings, 1.00

00:10:15 I'd like to point out I have an encyclopaedian knowledge 0.99

00:10:18 of semiconductors.

00:10:21 No.

00:10:22 Are you trying to get honey-chapped?

00:10:25 No, no, no, no, obviously.

00:10:27 No, not me, obviously. 1.00

00:10:28 What, a free, really hot Chinese woman? 1.00

00:10:31 Three of them? 1.00

00:10:32 I'm not going to say.

00:10:32 Now we're talking.

00:10:34 Who am I to say no? 1.00

00:10:36 to that no all right obviously no just just somebody familiar with the matter Chinese women

00:10:43 are really attractive in my opinion okay the times the venerable times uh what have we got here rain

00:10:50 okay Rainer uses emergency powers to permit Piddington asylum camps so that's the story if

00:10:55 anyone remembers Piddington it's a small community in Oxfordshire if I think there's only 300 feet

00:10:59 350 odd people in that village and they want to use an MOD base it's called MOD I can't remember

00:11:05 the name of the base but it's right next to it and they want to put 1200 shade over 1200 0.99

00:11:11 1256 all male I think all male fighting age young asylum seekers boat people invaders invaders 0.76

00:11:18 uh there and do you remember Piddington passed some sort of thing saying that they're independent

00:11:24 it was only not really but you know symbolically the principality of Piddington um well Rainer

00:11:31 Angela Rayner, she's the housing secretary.

00:11:34 She has used emergency powers to force it through

00:11:37 so that the Home Office are going to do this,

00:11:40 are certainly going to do this.

00:11:41 And Angela, the fridge Rayner, big bird. 1.00

00:11:43 Do you know she's seven foot two and weighs 500 pounds? 0.99

00:11:45 Did you know that? 1.00

00:11:47 She is forcing that through, using emergency powers to do that.

00:11:52 What's your reaction to that, Daniel?

00:11:55 I think this is a bad thing.

00:11:58 I do.

00:11:59 What have you got a daughter in Piddington?

00:12:01 and you've got 1200 men now they might not all be assaultists but statistically

00:12:09 some of them will be set statistically about half or something like that will

00:12:12 be and and they're and they're being forced on this town and and we and we're 0.88

00:12:18 in this really weird news cycle with sex at the moment whereas like women throw 0.97

00:12:23 themselves at Russell Brand and have consensual sex with him and do all sorts 0.84

00:12:27 the things that i think are a bit even i think a bit like oh don't do that put your tongue where 0.95

00:12:33 what no don't do that that's no we don't need any of that all right but then afterwards he

00:12:39 touched her boob and right now he's going to prison for 10 years on the same day that russell

00:12:43 brand was in court uh a migrant who grabbed a 14 year old girl and and did the worst things with

00:12:52 he got three years

00:12:54 so Russell Brand 10 years

00:12:56 because he

00:12:57 he touched something after consensual sex

00:13:00 that he shouldn't have touched

00:13:01 10 years 1.00

00:13:02 and this immigrant 1.00

00:13:05 3 years

00:13:06 for an actual version of that thing

00:13:09 actual version

00:13:10 and we know what these people are like

00:13:13 because they have to hand out leaflets to them

00:13:15 saying please don't sexually assault people

00:13:18 it's weird

00:13:20 but in this country that's not actually allowed

00:13:22 that's not it's not like where you come from no that's actually not allowed and and now they're

00:13:26 just like shumming them into piddington i mean if you've got teenage daughters in piddington you've

00:13:30 basically got no choice but to abandon your house you can't sell it now oh yeah your house price

00:13:35 will be yeah will plummet you basically you're basically going to have to move at your own

00:13:39 expense and pay council tax on this one place because you just can't risk it i mean what our

00:13:45 governments are doing to us i mean i guess when the zooms or the alphas rise up i'm not advocating

00:13:51 anything obviously but if they were to rise up i'll be there like

00:13:58 i'm not standing in that way maybe be a head of division

00:14:05 oh that'd be nice or if i could have my own zoomer waffen division

00:14:11 i'm i'm picturing a a legion of killdozers yes or that's i want that to be my my staff car

00:14:21 a hand-made killdozer right okay so yeah as you're the frigerator and the 0.65

00:14:27 government is doing that an unbelievable crime isn't it an unbelievable crime it 0.84

00:14:33 became politically allowed us to be invaded by the worst people beast men

00:14:37 organized crime statistically the rate of organized crime sex crime and violent

00:14:43 crime among these people is through the roof they allowed it to happen in the

00:14:46 first place then it became politically too much for hot potato for them just to

00:14:51 be housed in hotels so in order to remedy that not deport them no that never occurred to smear

00:14:57 them across the whole country that is a crime that's unprecedented in the history of this

00:15:03 of these islands i saw something last night absolutely sickening dan and there will be a

00:15:07 reckoning for it oh i hope there must be i i saw something on politically last night that i i

00:15:13 retweeted it was it was horrible so um guy uh seriously i you're not supposed to say the word

00:15:22 on youtube i i understand but he very seriously sexually assaulted a six-year-old boy the father

00:15:28 beat the hell out of him correctly the father goes to jail for 17 years was this in britain

00:15:35 no this is belgium okay but i mean this this is a coordinated assault across all of europe yeah

00:15:42 And another thing I noticed, I mean, you already know this as a historian, but somebody put a post out and it said something like Grok, by race only, which group has suffered the most war deaths in the last hundred years?

00:15:56 and by some margin it was Europeans.

00:16:00 And it just seems there is a bit of a programme

00:16:05 to reduce our numbers,

00:16:08 to assault our children,

00:16:11 demoralise us, imprison us.

00:16:13 Absolutely.

00:16:14 And if there is at some point a pushback,

00:16:17 I would not be shocked.

00:16:19 Yeah, absolutely.

00:16:20 It's completely deliberate and by design.

00:16:22 Of course it is.

00:16:23 Yeah, when you look at the death tolls 0.99

00:16:26 for just just world war ii for example yeah burma is an outlier a modern day myanmar

00:16:33 but beyond that the countries that suffered the most are russia uh as a percentage of the

00:16:39 population poland romania germany yeah well most of our upper class well i suppose it was more

00:16:46 world war one but yeah the officer class in world war one is insane insane uh okay all right let's

00:16:52 Let's move on.

00:16:53 NVIDIA boss resigns after revelations of three affairs.

00:16:57 Okay, he couldn't keep it in his pants.

00:16:58 I mean, when you're that sort of guy,

00:17:00 you look like a fraggle out of Fraggle Rock

00:17:02 in the normal course of events. 0.94

00:17:04 If he was living in rural China

00:17:07 and was a complete peasant and had no money, 0.95

00:17:10 he wouldn't be abetting many beauties, would he?

00:17:14 But he's not, so he filled his boots.

00:17:18 Looking like a character from Fraggle Rock

00:17:20 is maybe a minus three,

00:17:22 but he has got a cool jacket and that's a plus one and he's got 143 billion and i'm not sure

00:17:27 that adds but it's probably more than three i've heard it may act as some sort of aphrodisiac yeah

00:17:34 having over 100 billion dollars i mean i've never tried it but i would like to honestly yeah yeah

00:17:39 if someone wants to give me 100 billion dollars you know i'm not gonna yeah i probably wouldn't

00:17:43 turn it down okay six women say they too were preyed on by a brand jailed star accused of

00:17:48 behaving like a vampire okay i mean at this point i wouldn't be surprised if you know there is

00:17:56 brand faces another trial oh yeah for another you could end up doing 20 years

00:18:01 and right and and the thing that gets me right is as long as you view all of these stories in

00:18:07 isolation they kind of make sense i mean if we hadn't had any sex crime in the last 20 years

00:18:13 and then Russell Brand came along

00:18:15 and he got 10 years

00:18:17 for having a bit of a grope

00:18:19 with somebody who's already thrown herself at him

00:18:22 and done weird things with him,

00:18:23 you might think, fair enough.

00:18:26 But like Rupert Lowe's rape gang inquiry,

00:18:31 these are allegations made after the fact.

00:18:34 In some cases,

00:18:35 like more than a decade after the fact.

00:18:39 Except in their case,

00:18:40 they got a really bloody good excuse

00:18:42 that they were kids when it happened to them and so i can understand a long gap before they come

00:18:48 forward but allegations made serious allegations total amount of jail time received as a result of

00:18:54 rupert lowe's um rape gang inquiry zero years zero months zero weeks zero days two decade old

00:19:02 allegations against brand oh that's that's that's a decade in jail and probably another decade coming

00:19:08 yeah it's not fair

00:19:11 it doesn't really make sense

00:19:12 when you start viewing one story

00:19:14 in relation to any other stories

00:19:16 that are coming out at the same time

00:19:17 there was one guy

00:19:18 there was one migrant 1.00

00:19:19 again he did a full blown grape 1.00

00:19:22 on a child

00:19:24 I think a 14 year old

00:19:24 and he was given a suspended sentence

00:19:27 he was given two or three years

00:19:28 suspended

00:19:29 yep

00:19:30 right

00:19:32 I don't know if you watched

00:19:33 the brand sentencing

00:19:34 but the judge

00:19:35 it was like 20 minutes or so

00:19:36 the judge

00:19:37 talking about each of the counts and how under which guidelines he's going to give the sentence

00:19:43 like section 3b section 3a this crime so where does all that go when the other when the invader

00:19:50 gets a suspended sentence where was that where was all the guidelines on section 2b this crime

00:19:55 has risen to the section of where does where was that exactly was that then that's that's actually

00:19:59 i'd really like that i'd like i don't know black belt barrister or somebody who knows this stuff

00:20:04 right to listen to two yeah that's exactly what i want two judges statements one of which is what

00:20:11 you just said and the other which is you know somebody who's just fresh off a boat who does

00:20:15 it to an unwilling 14 year old in the bushes somewhere and how do we get to such radically

00:20:20 different sentences they'll say there's mitigating circumstances in this case the mitigating

00:20:26 circumstances you're the client class yes you're a brown client of ours and so we'll give you the

00:20:32 most lenient thing we possibly can weird i mean not it's beyond weird weird isn't the word

00:20:36 sickening is the word really yes okay the sun the sun um they're still going on with about

00:20:45 russell brand i don't want to spend too much time on it now but um they're going to move him

00:20:49 apparently brand set for hellhole prison switch they're going to move him up to um wakefield the

00:20:54 wakefield prison same jail where pedo singer was killed remember that ian watkins guy he really was 1.00

00:21:00 like a monstrous monstrous pedophile doing stuff to babies and shit well and 0.99

00:21:07 he got murdered in which case I'm not wildly sad that he got yeah whatever he 1.00

00:21:11 got they murdered him like pretty badly as well like stabbing him in the neck

00:21:15 and the eye and all sorts of stuff yeah he got mad in in the Wakefield I think

00:21:19 they put brand originally in Wormwood Scrubs in London but apparently it's

00:21:23 saying they're gonna move him up to Wakefield and that's that's monsters

00:21:28 mansion that's its nickname monsters mansion it's funny that the only place that still delivers

00:21:32 justice in this country is inside a prison right so a bunch of career criminals are more capable

00:21:40 of delivering justice than our entire judicial system i mean based on that why don't we just

00:21:46 get rid of all the judges why don't we swap why don't we take the prisoners and make them judges

00:21:52 and the judges and make them prisoners and it might actually improve the quality of justice

00:21:56 Well, it would. 0.75

00:21:57 Because when a pedo turns up, they'd just be like, 0.61

00:21:59 yeah, right, we sentence you to 400 goes of the screwdriver.

00:22:05 Right?

00:22:06 And that would be justice.

00:22:10 400 screwdrivers to the neck, that's what you get.

00:22:13 Okay.

00:22:13 So Russell Brand's going to do the monster mash.

00:22:16 He did the mash.

00:22:19 I've got to wonder if really his real crime is,

00:22:23 oh, what do you say?

00:22:26 apostasy or whatever it is when you leave a religion yeah being an apostate yeah of leftism

00:22:32 yeah he's an apostate of leftism and that's that's really why he's there yeah i mean maybe

00:22:38 maybe or also i think i think both things are going on at once one it is a stitch up and it

00:22:44 was a political thing and they're making an example of him and two he was a creepy weirdo

00:22:49 oh yeah two things could be true at once both those things yeah i mean i saw a clip on twitter

00:22:54 just the other day

00:22:54 and it was a bunch

00:22:55 it was only a short as well

00:22:56 it was like a YouTube short

00:22:57 and it was just a number of clips

00:22:59 four or five

00:23:00 six clips

00:23:00 of Russell Brand

00:23:02 saying really

00:23:03 like really quite dodgy

00:23:04 joking about how

00:23:05 like 12 year olds

00:23:07 and stuff

00:23:07 okay

00:23:08 I haven't seen that

00:23:10 making a joke

00:23:10 to be fair

00:23:11 I never watched his stuff

00:23:12 back in the day

00:23:13 with Noel Fielding

00:23:14 him and Noel Fielding

00:23:15 joking about little girls

00:23:16 well first of all

00:23:17 I know it's only a joke

00:23:18 but

00:23:19 yeah

00:23:19 I haven't watched TV

00:23:20 for like 20 years

00:23:21 so I missed all of this

00:23:22 and he was doing

00:23:23 the kind of stuff

00:23:24 that i wasn't interested in and i actually remember i was i was working in the city

00:23:27 when he had that oh he's such a twat the the bookie wookie thing yeah and and at my station

00:23:33 as you walk onto the platform and i normally turn left because i wanted to get onto the bit that 0.70

00:23:39 stopped by my exit when it when we finally got there there was this massive poster of brand

00:23:43 grinning at me with his bookie wookie thing and like every morning and it was up for about three

00:23:48 months every morning for three months i had to i had to say i can't see it on i'd say twat

00:23:53 as I walk past this post.

00:23:55 So I'm not a fan of anything.

00:23:57 Yeah.

00:23:57 I just can't look at this case

00:23:59 without also looking at all of the other cases

00:24:02 that come up all the time.

00:24:04 Right.

00:24:04 And think what the hell is going on.

00:24:06 Both those things.

00:24:07 I mean, I mentioned Noel Fielding there.

00:24:08 I think Chris Moy...

00:24:10 It wasn't Chris Moyles trending the other day on Twitter.

00:24:13 Chris Moyles.

00:24:14 Was he a Radio 1 DJ?

00:24:15 Used to be on the radio, yeah, yeah.

00:24:16 Has he been doing the noughties as well?

00:24:18 All I'm saying is I saw his name trending on Twitter.

00:24:21 That's all I'm going to say. 0.72

00:24:21 I think he's quite fat as well.

00:24:23 So with Bran, I mean, you can see the jawline.

00:24:26 You need a set square to mark out that jawline.

00:24:30 I don't think that's the case of Chris Moyles.

00:24:32 That's the jawline to set your clock by.

00:24:34 Yeah, no, there's a number.

00:24:36 I mean, it was in the news the other day.

00:24:37 It was saying there are dozens of celebrities, apparently, now.

00:24:41 There are already, as we speak, apparently dozens of celebrities

00:24:44 that have got, like, gag orders out.

00:24:47 Right.

00:24:48 So apparently there's all sorts of people.

00:24:50 I mean, we basically, I mean, and the reason it's celebrities, right, it would be almost all men.

00:24:57 Yeah, what does that say? 0.91

00:24:58 If women could remember their names 20 years later and like, oh, in retrospect, did I enjoy that? 0.98

00:25:05 No, maybe not. 1.00

00:25:06 Okay, right, that's right then.

00:25:07 Okay, and right.

00:25:09 I think John Leslie will come back, the story of John Leslie.

00:25:13 But it does feel like they're criminalising sexuality

00:25:17 if you have the misfortune of being a European.

00:25:23 Yeah, I mean... 0.66

00:25:24 I don't know.

00:25:25 Maybe he's also a weirdo.

00:25:27 Surely each case should be taken on its merits,

00:25:30 whether he actually did anything wrong or not.

00:25:32 Anyway, let's move on.

00:25:32 The Guardian.

00:25:33 Ooh, The Guardian.

00:25:34 Smells bad.

00:25:35 Smells bad.

00:25:38 Smells like...

00:25:39 Billy Piper.

00:25:40 That's Billy Piper, apparently. 1.00

00:25:42 doesn't even look like it does it women are pitted against each other it's a blood sport 0.93

00:25:48 billy piper says about the film industry and that's billy piper okay all right well fair enough

00:25:54 all right nvidia chief quits after claims of affairs with spying play all right we've talked

00:25:59 about that one criminal record change to help young find work that story is that if you had

00:26:05 a criminal record as a minor

00:26:07 and it was for specific things

00:26:09 like robbery, dealing

00:26:11 drugs to other children and violent

00:26:13 disorder.

00:26:15 You now apparently don't have to

00:26:17 disclose that when you try and get a job when you're a bit older.

00:26:20 Robbery is

00:26:21 actually quite a serious

00:26:23 crime.

00:26:26 That's theft with violence.

00:26:28 That's

00:26:29 like mugging.

00:26:32 I always thought

00:26:33 one of the best bits the true punishment of having a criminal record is that it follows you around

00:26:39 for the rest of your life and hinders you for the rest of your life that's sort of the for me that's

00:26:44 sort of the biggest punishment well depending I mean if you do a murder and you go to prison for

00:26:48 20 years or 25 years whatever I mean that's something different if you do something relatively

00:26:51 minor but then you've got a criminal record forever that's sort of the worst bit of the

00:26:56 punishment is that but anyway they're saying now that because there's so many needs out of work

00:27:00 yeah but the needs aren't the needs aren't out of work because they've because they mugged an

00:27:06 old lady yeah only a very small number of them would be no the needs out of work because it's

00:27:10 basically illegal to hire a young white man these days and companies are like well how does that

00:27:16 help me with my quota yeah yeah no i know i have somebody that helps with the quota yeah i need a

00:27:23 data entry person to pay them minimal so i don't need any skills but i do need i need by law some 0.62

00:27:32 of them to be foreign and brown so i'm sorry native white kid off you go go and find somewhere 0.54

00:27:37 else so so now if you if you're a young white man who's done everything right including not 0.79

00:27:42 get a conviction for a robbery right now you have to compete with with somebody who has got a

00:27:48 conviction i mean just it's just another thing yep okay the eye paper i know people don't care

00:27:54 about sports ball you don't care about football do you dan i think i've never heard you talk

00:27:57 about football i think it is a silly game oh there you go okay so we won't talk about much

00:28:03 about how michael carrick has been has been sacked as the manager of man united i have no

00:28:07 concept whatsoever who he is okay all right britain set for a new deal with the eu

00:28:13 historic agreement edging closer with both sides upbeat that remaining obstacles can be cleared

00:28:21 ahead of crucial summit next week it's 95 done one source tells the ipaper increasing optimism

00:28:28 that uk will be included in the eu's new protectionist made in europe law which burnham

00:28:34 has made a priority amid warnings it could badly damage british economy this is right the limit of

00:28:40 my vision this is uk is believed to be using cheaper fees for european students coming to

00:28:46 britain as a bargaining chip for the inclusion in the scheme designed to protect eu companies

00:28:52 from chinese competition i do not think we are making real progress i'm sorry i do think that

00:28:59 we are making real progress on this stuff says senior uk official negotiations are also close

00:29:06 to settling agreements on food trade carbon emissions and under 30s migration or youth

00:29:12 experience raising hopes that the PM can achieve significant summit deal there you go so later next

00:29:22 week there's some sort of EU summit apparently Burnham's going to sign on the dotted line and

00:29:27 bring us much much more back in line with Europe including all sorts of things and even

00:29:33 free much more freedom of movement of younger people and the thing is right there's 24 hours

00:29:38 in a day and if you work hard maybe maybe you might even work for 10 hours of those maybe if

00:29:43 you were government minister possibly possibly i doubt it but possibly you might work 11 hours a

00:29:49 day so you've got 11 hours a day what are you going to do with your time are you going to address

00:29:54 the manifest horrors that the british people have to live with you're going to let that occupy your

00:30:00 time or are you going to get a deal with the eu over student visa arrangements i'll get get that

00:30:08 to 90 are you going to spend all of your effort doing that clearly it's that i know it's mad

00:30:15 isn't it yeah and when he was running to for uh to be an mp yeah and everything he's done since

00:30:23 I haven't heard a peep about the true problems facing this country facing our

00:30:30 demographic not not a word no this guy is a political weakling isn't he I mean

00:30:38 it's not it's not that he's just weak like if he was if he had a stronger will

00:30:42 if he was a man of conviction if he was a true conviction politician he would be

00:30:45 talking about it it's not it's not even that is it it's like his worldview just

00:30:50 doesn't recognize it it just doesn't it's just not that's just not a problem for the country

00:30:55 even it's not even his ambitions are just thoroughly weak and middling like if you if

00:31:02 you gave him i don't have you ever seen the film limitless it's quite cool no but you've talked

00:31:06 about it before we did last christmas yeah you take a pill and you suddenly you know your iq

00:31:13 triples and you're just suddenly super capable and you could if you were to give him a limitless 0.99

00:31:17 pill he would just do he would just be really good at doing incredibly mediocre stupid stuff 0.99

00:31:23 that nobody cares about and like only matters to like dinner party liberals it's like like the best 0.99

00:31:30 version of andy burnham is still a complete a mediocre person yeah yes yeah i've said before

00:31:37 my take on him is that he's got some sort of arrested development at some point when he was

00:31:41 15 or 17 years old or something his thinking his political evolution his political thinking his

00:31:48 world view was just stopped just stopped i feel like he's got the mind of a late 1980s

00:31:54 student activist i feel like that's what's going on in his mind yeah but isn't that 0.98

00:32:00 the entirety of the left yeah yeah yeah i also think he's actually really quite dumb you know 0.83

00:32:07 know said that before yeah some of our politicians you know you can't like Tony Blair you can't accuse 0.97

00:32:13 him of being dumb he's not dumb it might be evil every so often benevolent but he's not dumb yeah

00:32:18 you'll listen to an interview with Blair Michael Howard's not dumb yeah but then like someone like 1.00

00:32:22 David Lammy or Angela Rayner is they're stupid they're actually objectively stupid I think Andy 1.00

00:32:26 Burnham's in that camp I think he's a stupid man yeah so go on because every so often you'll listen 1.00

00:32:32 to a policy and rarely but there are a handful you'll listen to them and you'll be like okay 0.99

00:32:36 that that's an intelligent point they thought about something there it doesn't happen often

00:32:40 these it used to happen a lot more 20 years ago a lot more but these days yeah when was the last

00:32:46 time you heard a politician's i mean any of them say something you're like they can think

00:32:52 yeah it doesn't happen it's rare isn't it yeah it's rare it's rare in most walks of life i mean

00:32:58 to say something that's actually an interesting and or profound insight it's rare you know just

00:33:05 flipped into my mind i know you don't like football the thing that just flipped into my mind

00:33:08 is football punditry just as an example most of them don't say anything of any insight whatsoever

00:33:14 every now and again you get someone like uh like harry redknapp or maybe someone like that or uh

00:33:21 roy keen will actually say something like oh yeah i didn't think about that yeah no good point yeah

00:33:25 i didn't i didn't see that and that's right that's an interesting point so one or two guys out of an

00:33:30 entire sphere of commentary it's the same with politicians the vast majority of them don't say

00:33:36 anything insightful or interesting or fair or something new that you didn't think of and as

00:33:39 soon as they say it you're like yeah okay that's an interesting angle but clearly it's not that

00:33:43 hard because we manage it every day on this channel several times a day in fact that's all i do yes

00:33:50 okay let's move on here the daily fail this one was it brianie gordon she's got her own russell

00:33:58 brand story now apparently okay fine fine don't care oh she was a groupie was she 20 years ago

00:34:03 i don't know if anyone's only listening to the audio it says brand's brave victims have helped

00:34:07 me acknowledge her shouldn't talk about it in the first person have helped her acknowledge the truth

00:34:12 about her own experience with him brianie gordon right don't care so i've managed to go 25 years

00:34:17 without thinking there was a problem but because it's in the news i've suddenly figured out that

00:34:21 some some interaction i had is now a problem all right god knows god i don't care what brianie

00:34:27 gordon says about anything ever staggering cost of prime minister's eu reset according to the daily

00:34:33 file will be forced to adopt new brussels directive every 12 hours and the story i read the little

00:34:38 one this morning it says um we if we if we do agree what he says he's going to agree to it's

00:34:45 something like 780 odd new eu directives a year every year year on year which works out if you

00:34:52 do the maths something like a new one every 12 hours two a day something like that well that

00:35:00 that will fix all our problems so in other words it's being in the eu in all but name or largely

00:35:05 that's a slight exaggeration but being in the eu in all but name i do think that the the view

00:35:13 that you want our laws to be set by someone or something other than ourselves and in west

00:35:22 Westminster yeah if you want to outsource our rules and laws to Brussels or Strasbourg or whatever

00:35:29 that that is mad that is treason we used to call that treason and and and the other thing is how

00:35:38 their mind works they think that the way that a country gets to prosperity is by the government

00:35:44 making loads of new rules like the exact opposite is true nearly always yeah if only there was some

00:35:50 rule about like the minimum thickness of car mirrors or something like that that that will

00:35:59 unlock the growth necessary to take us forward into into you know prosperity that's that's how 0.98

00:36:04 these people actually think yeah we need new more directives about making certain types of bat a 0.71

00:36:11 more endangered species than they already are yes the exact angle of the bend in a banana yeah all

00:36:16 these silly silly things i mean there are 4 000 mammal species and 2 000 of them are bats there

00:36:21 are lots and lots of bats we do not need to protect bats we've got enough okay silicon valley's top 0.89

00:36:29 ai tech bro now accused of three affairs okay all right fraggle fraggle rock the daily express

00:36:37 it's a good paper you can read your express now slayer stallone saying something about rocky he's

00:36:44 going to die now on rocky for the rest of his life isn't he okay angela the fridge reiner gives

00:36:48 1200 migrants camp the go-ahead what do you think her iq is very low under 100 at least oh yeah

00:36:55 perhaps under 90 i i said this i think yesterday i can't remember i make so much content i can't

00:37:01 remember if it was on state of politics politics or whether it was on a podcast or whether it was

00:37:05 on this i said i would like to see senior politicians take an iq test not a general

00:37:13 knowledge test an actual iq test yes where it's just about pattern recognition and see what they 0.61

00:37:18 get i wonder if angela rayner she she does seem sort of catastrophically dumb yes i want also

00:37:28 general knowledge it's why the david lammy celebrity mastermind thing was so revealing

00:37:32 yes because it was child's a child's level of general knowledge wasn't it like never hear and 1.00

00:37:40 don't know who marie antoinette is and stuff like i don't know uh she's she is a very very stupid 0.99

00:37:49 person all right there's michael carrick there used to be a football player you see 0.99

00:37:52 now he's retired he's older and he was the manager of manchester united and manchester

00:37:57 united are doing crap now isn't man he's got fired isn't manchester united managed by that 0.65

00:38:04 little dude with the with the red hair i don't know who you're talking about 0.82

00:38:10 sir alex something alex ferguson yeah like 20 years ago oh okay he hasn't been a manager for

00:38:18 years and years and years since the early 2000s yeah they used to be a great football club that

00:38:22 won loads of stuff and these days they're a bit crap i mean i have heard of them yeah they're in

00:38:26 they're like they might i don't know if they'll get relegated but they're the way in west ham 0.59

00:38:31 united football club yeah okay are they any good west ham uh all right okay

00:38:36 famously okay andy but i know people don't like sports but i'll move on andy burnham accused of

00:38:46 dragging us backwards by seeking closer ties with brussels pm obsessed with selling us out to the eu

00:38:53 Yeah, I mean, not a bad take.

00:38:54 You're obsessed with Daily Express

00:38:56 with character assassinating anyone

00:38:57 who's concerned with our demographic decline.

00:39:02 That's what you're obsessed with, the Express,

00:39:04 pretending that then they've got

00:39:06 the nativist interest at heart.

00:39:09 Why do you care about the EU

00:39:10 if you don't care about our demographics, the Express? 0.99

00:39:13 Shut up, the Express. 0.98

00:39:15 Right, the Daily Telegraph, the Toregraph, 1.00

00:39:18 German-owned Zionist slot. 0.95

00:39:19 I don't like these people. 0.81

00:39:21 No.

00:39:22 I think they're...

00:39:23 Subversive filth?

00:39:24 Yes. 0.96

00:39:26 Let's go with that, subversive filth.

00:39:29 Okay, Helen Mirren, Dame Helen Mirren. 1.00

00:39:32 Look, she was hot in the 70s. 0.99

00:39:34 Okay.

00:39:35 You ever seen the Long Good Friday?

00:39:37 No.

00:39:37 Caligula?

00:39:39 No. 0.99

00:39:39 She used to be hot, but she's honestly quite old now. 1.00

00:39:41 I mean, late 80s, was she 90 years old or something?

00:39:45 So it's safely post-wall at this point.

00:39:47 Post-what?

00:39:48 Post-wall.

00:39:49 Oh, yeah.

00:39:49 oh yeah the wall is like way in the in the distance in the in the rearview mirror uh but

00:39:55 okay helen mirren right tax man to hound bereaved people for decades four year limit on his

00:40:03 majesty's revenue and customs inquiries into estates of dead to end under labor plan

00:40:09 right so the tax man hmrc will just hound you forever until they get their slice of the pie

00:40:17 I mean, the way you get treated after a loved one dies is horrendous.

00:40:23 I mean, you lose a family member, right?

00:40:27 Let's say a woman loses a husband or something. 0.82

00:40:30 Unexpected.

00:40:31 He dies in a traffic accident or something.

00:40:33 She's got six months to deal with everything and itemize everything they own.

00:40:41 It's the way we go after the dead is horrific for tax purposes.

00:40:46 but at least there was a point where it ended and now they're like no no forever for the rest of

00:40:52 your life we get to quibble oh how much did that set of gramophones actually cost i mean

00:40:59 they i mean it's just in in their view we live to be tax slaves yeah yeah we are their tax slaves

00:41:08 yeah that's certainly how leftists see it i would do away with inheritance tax 100 i believe that

00:41:14 That is, that's certainly restore policy, isn't it?

00:41:17 I think it might be reform policy as well.

00:41:19 No, I think it's Tory and restore.

00:41:22 I think Tory, I don't think, I might be wrong then, apologies if I'm wrong.

00:41:25 I think the Tories said they were going to reduce it significantly, but not do away with it entirely.

00:41:30 Oh, okay, I'd have to check.

00:41:31 I'm pretty sure Rupert said he would do away with it entirely.

00:41:34 Well, he always says sensible stuff, so. 0.98

00:41:35 I think reform did as well, but anyway, I was in Boes Britain. 0.98

00:41:39 Yeah, no inheritance tax, zero, just done, that whole thing, afwera, gone, no. 1.00

00:41:42 Well, you've already been taxed on it. 1.00

00:41:45 Yeah, multiple times, almost certainly, yeah.

00:41:47 And then when you die, the tax man, yoink, takes more off you. 0.90

00:41:51 No, no, no, that's disgusting. 0.66

00:41:52 Is there any excuse to get more money off you? 0.98

00:41:56 Yeah.

00:41:56 Any excuse? 1.00

00:41:57 What's that, you evil, filthy capitalist? 1.00

00:41:59 You haven't gone ahead and died, have you? 1.00

00:42:00 Right.

00:42:01 Thank you for that.

00:42:03 You're not going to try and pass any wealth down to your children, are you?

00:42:08 No, we couldn't have that.

00:42:09 you think it's it's honestly sickening to me okay Blunkett tells cabinet make

00:42:17 cuts to pay for welfare from David Blunkett you remember David Blunkett

00:42:20 blind David Blunkett that one he wants them to make cuts in order to afford 0.98

00:42:27 more welfare reform I mean what was scumbag what they're gonna cut the rest 0.74

00:42:34 of the army I wouldn't be surprised if at some point they just do away with the 0.92

00:42:39 trident and the nuclear deterrent and the the submarine the submarine yeah so 1.00

00:42:43 we can give it to Afghans yeah so we can pay for more of our invasion yeah yeah 0.99

00:42:47 I mean if we're gonna give trident to Afghans and Pakistan's and there's a 1.00

00:42:51 more direct method yeah okay what's the time now it's already called to you let's 1.00

00:42:58 move on a little bit then the mirror the celebrity jungles happening don't care

00:43:02 Michael Carrick at May United don't care legacy for the lost a hundred knives

00:43:05 off our streets every day grieving families have success of police amnesties raids and seizures

00:43:10 problem is you can get another knife very very quickly and it's not the knife that actually does

00:43:14 the crime is it it's the person and the social and culture which leads them to you're right

00:43:21 exactly yeah they don't care about the actual knife yes it's not the actual knife itself is it

00:43:28 yeah but you can fashion a knife out of almost anything if you wanted to you can sharpen a

00:43:32 a toothbrush handle if you wanted to i mean it's ridiculous it is 15 000 year old technology we

00:43:37 can recreate them if we need i could do it in my garden with a scrap of metal a million year old

00:43:42 you could fashion a stone yes you could find a bit of flint or chert fashion that into a blade

00:43:49 yeah it's been doing it for a million years it's not a hydrogen bomb you can't restrict the tech

00:43:54 hundred knives off our streets yeah so what's that doesn't make any difference does it all right the

00:44:01 metro they're just saying that the bosses the water bosses they're not so flush now they're

00:44:05 loads of the water bosses thames water and stuff they were set to get millions in bonuses and

00:44:10 they're not going to now because their companies are so terrible thing is what what if what if one

00:44:16 of them had actually performed surprisingly well for their company it's like well if you're

00:44:22 messing with executive pay i mean okay fine but anyone with any talent is just going to work in

00:44:30 another industry yeah yeah the metro do have done this a couple of times this week just really

00:44:36 gloating just the headlines just just a gloat yeah that's not so flush now how do you like that 0.99

00:44:42 you filthy capitalist although these guys are scumbags anyway yeah all right moving on the 0.99

00:44:48 daily star pure slot pure slot end of the world uh today apocalypse about time yeah yeah i've 1.00

00:44:56 been waiting for that yeah apocalypse snow it's meant to be a pun on apocalypse is it snowing

00:45:03 today apocalypse now well i didn't notice that yeah it's cold outside isn't it but it hasn't

00:45:08 snowed yet at least in the southwest right okay down in uh wiltshire but um it's obviously meant

00:45:13 to be apocalypse now but the problem is the word snow and now don't rhyme i can see the now though

00:45:20 You can see the letters that spell now.

00:45:23 Yeah.

00:45:24 Yeah, Apocalypse Snow, that's a real reach.

00:45:27 They're saying, it's the end of the world as we snow it.

00:45:31 You know the R.E.M. song?

00:45:33 End of the world as we know it?

00:45:35 You don't?

00:45:35 No.

00:45:36 It's the end of the world as we know it.

00:45:38 I'll take your word for it.

00:45:39 You don't know R.E.M.

00:45:41 It's very famous.

00:45:42 Anyway, you don't know it, fair enough.

00:45:43 R.E.M. song called The End of the World As We Know It.

00:45:47 And they've put, it's the end of the world as we snow it.

00:45:49 very clever wordplay very very very clever wordplay had a team of wordsmiths working

00:45:53 around the clock on that one okay that is the front pages that's the front pages

00:45:57 should we have a quick look at crude oh yeah okay brent 96 dollars west texas

00:46:03 88 dollars all right it was at the start of the war in february it was about 79 dollars so

00:46:10 and all right and the reason it's not 200 dollars yeah is because all of the industry is like well

00:46:18 we're going to use less of that then which means there's less growth which means there's less jobs

00:46:23 which means prices go higher so yeah okay oil is at 100 because that's what the market can actually

00:46:30 support but but you're not getting a job and when you go to the shop stuff more expensive when you

00:46:34 get stuff delivered that's more expensive it reprices the entire stack so this is this is

00:46:39 the thing right so in response to the midterms i saw some commentators say oh no it wasn't it

00:46:45 wasn't the iran war that lost it for trump it was the economy to which somebody replied oh yeah it

00:46:52 wasn't the it wasn't the bullet that killed you it was the resulting blood loss is all right yeah

00:46:56 they're intrinsically linked things yes yeah right yes yeah oh no it wasn't the fall from that giant

00:47:03 building that killed you it was the impact with the pavement yes like okay it was internal bleeding

00:47:09 from crushed phones.

00:47:11 Right. Okay, so we'll quickly talk about

00:47:13 this Microsoft Meltdown. Do you use Outlook?

00:47:15 Microsoft Outlook?

00:47:18 Are we running out of

00:47:19 time? No, I'm here for...

00:47:21 Right, so I'm one of those people,

00:47:24 right, that

00:47:25 last time I checked my email

00:47:27 folder, it was like

00:47:28 1,168 unread messages.

00:47:31 But I haven't checked my email for years

00:47:33 because basically it started to get out

00:47:35 of control a few years back and my

00:47:37 response was to stop looking at it.

00:47:39 right i've installed grok bots okay absolutely amazing they can do anything on your computer

00:47:46 that you can do and basically i have a i have a ai agent who reads my emails prioritizes them

00:47:52 gets rid of all spam and phishing just deletes that and flags up for my attention stuff that

00:47:58 i actually need and like i've taught it rules like if it's a school thing just forward that

00:48:02 to my wife right if it's if it's something that's genuinely important that i need to look at get it

00:48:08 me and it and it just organizes all my emails this is like one of the reasons why i'm so pro ai

00:48:13 is like i don't think this is a bubble at all i think ai is gonna rip because ai can organize me

00:48:21 it could my emails are organized now right and that's what ai can do bloody marvelous but can

00:48:28 you imagine a scenario dan where there's someone sitting at home and instead of asking ai to an ai

00:48:36 agent to organize their their outlook inbox they they are they get the ai agent to

00:48:44 infiltrate and destroy the forex market exchanges well in which the the forexes should have their

00:48:54 own bloody ais making sure that doesn't happen then shouldn't they or just not have ai or just 0.81

00:48:58 live in a world where like that existed like two years ago where this wasn't a problem well yes but 0.82

00:49:03 if you got rid of ai then i would never answer your email so you have to pick one yeah i'll take

00:49:09 that yeah i'm happy to but i don't even book right because i have to stay over in swindon every so

00:49:17 often um i used to have to book my hotels on the day that i needed to stay because i'm too

00:49:22 disorganized to do it any earlier and i'd have to pay the late rate yeah i've got i've got another

00:49:27 ai who what he does is he books hotels for me like two three weeks out and gets really good

00:49:32 prices i'm saving loads of money because i've got an ai who just handles all my my hotel bookings

00:49:37 for me i don't have to do anything it's bloody marvelous yeah is that worth it though if i mean

00:49:44 for me yeah because i'm saving like 100 quid a week ai agents at some point infiltrate

00:49:49 yeah i mean i take your point right if if intercontinental ballistic missile launch

00:49:55 and launches a yeah full nuclear exchange against the will of human beings i appreciate that if in

00:50:02 15 years time i'm hiding in the shell of a bombed out building my plasma rifle like hiding from the

00:50:08 t t700s or whatever stomping across the ground you get the right to say i told you okay

00:50:14 won't be worth much will it well yeah but until then my emails are now getting answered i just

00:50:21 looked down at the chat i don't usually do it said bo is so scared of ai yeah yeah i think

00:50:26 is brilliant yeah it's terrifying yeah well i mean it is terrifying but it's also awesome

00:50:30 is it yeah well well works for me

00:50:35 okay i do think the thing is i know there's a lot of people certainly in our sphere that seem to love

00:50:44 being addicted even addicted to the thing of saying i told you so i had that take ages ago

00:50:50 now it's happened i told you so smug face that's worthless i i don't think that's that's worthless

00:50:57 no well done a well done yes but i do think with ai and i'll take no glee in it at some point in

00:51:04 the future i'll say i told you so i told you when there's some sort of joke well here we go look

00:51:10 microsoft efforts to fix global outage not going as expected with millions impacted worldwide i'm

00:51:16 I'm not sure they're saying at this point that it's an actual to do with AI,

00:51:19 but Microsoft is having all sorts of problems,

00:51:22 including it may well affect your outlook.

00:51:25 Yes, one of my agents told me about this last night.

00:51:29 AI agent?

00:51:29 Yeah, it came to me and it said,

00:51:31 I've been trying to forward a message about school stuff to your wife,

00:51:36 but Microsoft isn't working.

00:51:38 I'll check again in the morning.

00:51:40 And I was like, yeah, whatever, don't worry.

00:51:41 It's only a school email.

00:51:43 But yeah, it did flag up there was a problem.

00:51:45 So Microsoft is down, is it?

00:51:47 Well, not entirely, but it's mostly affecting Outlook, apparently, the email.

00:51:55 It's not all of Microsoft, but yeah.

00:51:57 So only the bit that people actually use then?

00:51:59 Yeah, right.

00:52:00 Right, okay.

00:52:03 It just seems like the record of human history is that at some point,

00:52:10 some bad actor some malevolent actor will be able to use ai agents to do something truly truly

00:52:18 disastrous and destructive it just it feels to me maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm wrong and it will

00:52:25 never happen feels like to me that's hard baked into human the future of human civilization at

00:52:31 this point at some point that will happen yeah but have you not seen terminator 2 i have seen

00:52:36 Terminator 2 Judgment Day many times yeah so one AI agent is trying to kill John Connor but another

00:52:41 AI agent is defending John Connor that's in the future where you've got the T-1000 coming after

00:52:47 you you want a T-800 defending you the solution to the incoming um dangerous AI agents is to have

00:52:55 your own AI agents defending you I want a squad of Arnie's with with leather jackets and shotguns

00:53:03 defending me when the when the time comes that's that's the solution is it yes well it's like it's

00:53:10 like uh like nuclear um deterrence it's like oh there's there's countries in the world with nukes

00:53:16 now the only thing we can do is have our own nukes ideally even bigger nukes and uh and they'll just

00:53:25 be a mutually assured destruction yeah but it did work though didn't it for now for so far it's

00:53:29 worked yeah well 70 years on wouldn't it be better though well until it doesn't until india and

00:53:36 pakistan or something oh no that'd be awful or north korea nukes japan or south korea or something

00:53:41 well okay it might not last it might not last forever you can't get rid of new once they figured 0.77

00:53:46 out how to do nuclear weapons you can't make it go away great yeah yeah so if we don't ask me to

00:53:55 be happy about it don't ask me to just just right nobody ever had their email inbox sorted out by a

00:54:03 nuclear bomb right or a nuclear bomb has never booked my hotel so i'm just saying there were

00:54:11 great logic i love it i love it all right let's move on let's have a look at they're still going

00:54:16 on about uh russell brand is going to be moved to the monster mansion he did the monster match

00:54:21 Alright, let's just have a look at our poll

00:54:23 We do a poll this time of the show

00:54:26 Little Harry, if you can bring that for me on my screen

00:54:28 We asked you guys, would you rather live on Mars or Venus?

00:54:33 This is going to be interesting

00:54:34 The options were Mars, Venus and Earth 1.00

00:54:38 Harry gave them the option of Earth because space is fake and gay 1.00

00:54:42 Which wins? 1.00

00:54:43 51% of the Glorious Band of Chosen Few

00:54:45 51% of them, over 1,100, said neither Mars nor Venus 0.91

00:54:50 they would rather live on earth because space is fake and gay okay harry i didn't give harry

00:54:56 authorization to give that as one of the options he just did that off his own anyway so but out of 0.86

00:55:00 mars and venus mars wins 37 only only 12 said venus that is a great result is it you'll take

00:55:07 it yeah i well i don't want my cloud city to be polluted with the hoi polloi that watch this show

00:55:12 no i oh shots fired that was so it so basically um between the two 75 percent are gonna are gonna

00:55:22 be doing the drudge work of mining in the in the in the poison dust radiation filled australian

00:55:30 outback but with extra radiation and then freezing irradiating the top quartile are gonna be in our 0.56

00:55:38 cloud cities with our AI bots which now look like Jensen Wong's girlfriend I can live with that

00:55:45 that's alright you don't know the Venetian cloud cities to be overpopulated fair enough no very

00:55:52 much I get it I get it okay let's do on this day in history I like that bit the glorious band the

00:55:57 chosen few seem to like me doing that bit starting to wind down the show let's have a look what

00:56:01 happened of note because I'm sitting in this seat there's a part of the cameras in the base I'm

00:56:04 gonna have to do this to read some of it I'm afraid I might be on November the

00:56:09 13th what happened of note right let's see what have we got I know I could do

00:56:13 that a bit it's not as bad okay on this day in 1789 in a letter to Jean Baptiste

00:56:19 Leroy Benjamin Franklin writes in this world nothing can be said to be certain

00:56:24 except death and taxes classic line isn't it I'm a big fan of Benjamin Franklin I

00:56:30 will have to do some long-form content about the life and career and adventures

00:56:34 of Benjamin Franklin at some point.

00:56:36 He's probably my second favourite founding father

00:56:38 after Jefferson.

00:56:40 I've done some long-form content with

00:56:42 Benjamin Boesch, you know, good old Boeschy.

00:56:44 Done long-form stuff about

00:56:45 George Washington, did

00:56:48 Alexander Hamilton, did

00:56:50 Jefferson, a number of these

00:56:52 people. I would love to do

00:56:54 Benjamin Franklin with him. He's a very, very, very interesting

00:56:56 man. He's sort of the elder statesman

00:56:58 during the American Revolution

00:57:00 era. He was a bit Frenchist though, wasn't he?

00:57:02 he was very he was a complete francophile yeah yeah yeah yeah he was their ambassador to france

00:57:06 for a long time spoke french they loved him he was one of the few americans that the french love

00:57:12 i mean the french were like the epstein class at the time weren't they i mean anybody associating

00:57:16 with the french you've got to be a little bit suspect of yeah i mean they they never got i

00:57:21 mean thank goodness the french aristocracy didn't have emails because the dossier i'm sure would be

00:57:26 very revealing but out of those right i i can believe that at some point ai is going to figure

00:57:34 out how to how to stop death really rejuvenation treatment of some sort well the amount of taxes

00:57:42 they're not going anywhere yeah taxes ai is not interested they'll make them higher if anything

00:57:47 yeah in in all seriousness ai can be will be used for some very very good things perhaps the most

00:57:54 of all is medical science

00:57:57 it may well be that

00:57:59 oh it already is in many respects

00:58:01 but ok

00:58:03 Benjamin Franklin he's got so many

00:58:05 great one liners

00:58:05 one of the ones I always remember he said something like

00:58:08 and I'll paraphrase ever so slightly I'm sure I'm not getting

00:58:11 exactly word for word but

00:58:12 he said he was a radical

00:58:15 moderate, he was for

00:58:17 moderation, anyone that's not for

00:58:19 moderation should be strung up

00:58:20 he's a radical moderate

00:58:22 I am not for moderation

00:58:24 It's a radical moderate.

00:58:27 OK.

00:58:28 All right.

00:58:28 On this day, 1933, first modern sit-down strike

00:58:31 by Hormel Meatpackers in Austin, Minnesota.

00:58:35 I believe Hormel is like, you know, just a brand of meatpackers.

00:58:38 Like, that's the company or that's the...

00:58:40 First modern sit-down strike.

00:58:42 I think this is odd.

00:58:43 This website is a little bit lefty.

00:58:45 It's actually one of the least lefty-leaning

00:58:47 on this day in history websites.

00:58:49 But it's like there's been loads and loads and loads of strikes before then.

00:58:53 but this one's a sit-down strike okay okay don't care don't care about that in 1950 on this day

00:59:00 1956 US Supreme Court rules racial segregation on buses in Alabama is unconstitutional

00:59:06 to be fair I mean I think they used to put the minorities at the back of the bus didn't they

00:59:15 was it at the back of the front I can't remember I think it was at the back yeah yeah which is

00:59:20 weird because it's the coolest places at the back well and also how are you going to defend your

00:59:24 neck yeah for if you can't see behind you i i would rather sit i want to i want to see yeah 1.00

00:59:30 what's that woman in charlotte that white russian girl in charlotte carolina that was just stabbed

00:59:37 from behind yeah yeah yeah you'd rather they're sitting in front of you if anything 1.00

00:59:42 yeah okay u.s supreme court says racial segregation on buses is unconstitutional

00:59:48 Not many years later, they'll rule that you must have forced integration.

00:59:55 Racial segregation is bad, but somehow forced integration isn't a similar type of wrong.

01:00:02 Okay, okay, US Supreme Court, well done.

01:00:05 All right, on this day in 1980, US spacecraft Voyager 1

01:00:10 sends back first close-up pictures of Saturn during its flyby.

01:00:14 Yeah, isn't it interesting to note, I think,

01:00:18 how not that long ago were our first good images of other things in the solar system.

01:00:26 Voyager, for example.

01:00:28 Certain places like Uranus and Neptune,

01:00:31 there's only been one or two missions there ever, to this day still.

01:00:33 The Voyagers and New Horizons.

01:00:40 Nowadays, at least, we could point the Hubble and or James Webb

01:00:43 and various other space telescopes at them to have a half-decent look.

01:00:47 but we haven't actually been to the outer reaches of the solar system very often and and even when

01:00:53 even when we have like like vener like um saturn and jupiter the first times we went there wasn't

01:00:59 that long ago yeah at all and there might be really interesting stuff further out there might

01:01:04 be like planet nine yeah but the thing is like when you send your voyager out there's no guarantee

01:01:09 in fact it's it's absurdly unlikely that if there is a planet nine that voyager happens to go past

01:01:15 it on its way out because it might be like it might it might have like a 2 000 year circulation

01:01:21 around the sun and it'd be on the other side yeah so that's why voyager one and two was so good

01:01:27 because it just happened to be in the late 70s that loads of the planets lined up and they could

01:01:31 do all of that's just it was just pure luck i just see someone in chat say pioneer yeah quite right

01:01:36 yeah pioneer 11 was it went to saturn before voyager 1 but still like still yeah i think

01:01:45 like new horizons was it new horizons that went out to is that right that went to pluto our first

01:01:51 ever decent look at pluto like in the early 2000s not very long ago yeah anyway we are living in a

01:01:57 golden age of space exploration i believe okay on this day 1985 nevado del ruiz volcano erupts

01:02:06 in colombia killing 25 000 people in the town of america good do you know what i've never even heard

01:02:14 of that i must admit i must admit i don't mind admitting when i you know not heard of something

01:02:18 didn't know about something never even heard of that i will look that up never even heard of that

01:02:24 have you guys ever heard of that out there okay and is it the last one yeah the last factoid uh

01:02:30 el chapo guzman on this day in 2018 is a trial of mexican drug lord joaquin el chapo guzman

01:02:38 it begins in new york and he's charged with drug trafficking money laundering and murder

01:02:44 do you know much about this are you interested in the cartels yeah i did i did watch like a

01:02:48 netflix or something of of this guy okay and or documentary or dramatization it was like a

01:02:55 dramatization yeah i've heard about that i've never watched it yeah it was i'm only interested

01:02:58 in the real thing i'm not interested in the script writer's interpretation of what happened

01:03:01 no i i can't i can't be bothered because you'd have to read a book for that oh yeah and i'm not

01:03:06 i'm not doing that okay not doing that okay and um yeah and this and this guy yeah he did quite 0.82

01:03:12 well for himself but he just he just couldn't help himself from being a complete mexican about it 0.96

01:03:17 once he started getting success he had to carry on doing stupid stuff all the time and it's like 0.96

01:03:23 well come on you've got a good thing going consolidate build up your business get your 0.97

01:03:27 middle management layer in introduce workflow systems and you could have been a very wealthy

01:03:33 man and you could have done very well for the rest of your life but no he had to keep pushing

01:03:36 that little bit further all the time if you believe the accounts he is a monstrous person 0.90

01:03:41 like ordered the murders of thousands and thousands and thousands of people yeah he's a monstrous

01:03:47 person yeah i think even i think the i might be wrong apologies if i'm wrong but i think the

01:03:52 allegations were that he even personally killed lots and lots and lots of people like hundreds

01:03:56 oh yeah yeah um and things i don't quite understand why why does the u.s treat these

01:04:03 people like criminals as opposed to enemy combatants they could just say all of the

01:04:07 all of the drug cartels they're just the military grade enemies like we we we don't have to build a

01:04:13 case we don't we don't have to like arrest them we don't have to find a way and bring them to court

01:04:17 no we're just going to send in special forces and just take them out yeah well that's what i would

01:04:24 do i mean dan's america but in well that's sort of what they did with escobar it just depends

01:04:29 doesn't it case by case like with escobar pablo escobar they yeah they they tried to arrest him

01:04:34 yeah and he ran away and he they he did get shot dead yeah on a rooftop yeah i'm just saying go

01:04:39 straight to that right yeah yeah i mean el chapo if you believe what he was accused of doing yeah 0.96

01:04:47 certainly deserves death yeah certainly deserves just to be killed yeah i would agree with you 0.97

01:04:52 there yeah all right all right let's do our rumble rents and super chats we do rumble rents first on 0.99

01:05:00 this show okay is global church history going to be in at number one yes he is it's a good day

01:05:06 there's loads of them oh good god there's loads of them all right i was thinking we'd finished on

01:05:12 time i was well impressed oh no we're gonna be for another half hour i would have thought do you

01:05:16 need to go have you got okay no all right let's do it let's start then global church history usually

01:05:20 gives us a couple of fact words reigning defending it says today in 1002 ad ethel

01:05:27 red the unready massacred the danes yes at st bryce's day is the st bryce's day

01:05:33 massacre harry can you google is it st bryce's day or what's the date of st

01:05:39 bryce's day if he's right then that'll be right do you know about the st bryce's

01:05:43 day massacre you haven't watched my long-form epochs content about if the

01:05:49 that's the one where they gave the danes farming rights and then a few years later they just came

01:05:54 along and said right now we're going to kill you now i don't know about the farming rights bit but

01:05:57 yeah they were they were like ethel red was like there's too many danes in england particularly the

01:06:02 midlands and the north right how to deal with that what to do i know on one day st bryce's day 0.98

01:06:09 we'll try and massacre them all i mean modern solutions for modern problems yeah st bryce's

01:06:17 day massacre based yeah uh but it backfired ultimately i mean one of the people that got 0.94

01:06:24 massacred was the sister i believe the sister of the king of uh sweden or norway anyway swain

01:06:31 forkbeard a leading viking in scandinavia was the king of denmark i can't remember yeah swain

01:06:36 forkbeard his sister was wrapped up in that and got killed and he was he philosophical about it

01:06:41 no, he invaded England

01:06:44 and deposed Ethelred the Unready ultimately 1.00

01:06:46 oh well

01:06:47 I mean he tried though at least, I mean he made an effort

01:06:50 and then after that you've got

01:06:51 Ethelred the Unready comes back briefly but then it's a complicated

01:06:54 period of time, but in the end you get King Canute

01:06:56 the King Canute

01:06:57 who is a Viking really 0.95

01:06:59 becomes King of England

01:07:00 ultimately the Vikings for a while

01:07:04 were completely successful in invading

01:07:06 England and becoming the Kings of England for a while

01:07:08 so you're telling me

01:07:09 that there has been historical examples

01:07:11 of this country being invaded

01:07:13 it looking very bleak

01:07:14 then taking senior positions in government

01:07:17 but still we turned it around

01:07:19 yeah

01:07:20 oh that's interesting

01:07:21 we did in the end 0.86

01:07:24 repel the Viking 0.75

01:07:25 the Viking 0.96

01:07:27 can be done

01:07:28 okay that's interesting

01:07:29 we failed with the Normans though didn't we

01:07:32 they never

01:07:34 we never booted them out

01:07:35 okay alright the St Bryce's Day massacre

01:07:37 little Harry have you done that

01:07:38 Did you check the dates?

01:07:40 Yeah, it's November 13th.

01:07:41 Oh, right, so it is.

01:07:42 There we go.

01:07:44 If you're interested in me talking about the St. Bryce's Day Massacre,

01:07:47 there's content out there.

01:07:48 Actually, I think it's more on History Bro,

01:07:50 my own channel, History Bro, where there's no paywall on there.

01:07:52 Although it will also be on Epochs.

01:07:55 I've also got content about Ethel Reddy Unready.

01:07:59 All right.

01:07:59 The other fact Global Church History gives us is,

01:08:03 on this day in 1936,

01:08:05 Spanish anarchists betrayed Roberto Montserrat Belliart and other Christians, making it Roberto's feast day.

01:08:16 Dan, do you reckon I've got long-form content about the Spanish Civil War? 0.64

01:08:19 Yes, I do.

01:08:19 Yeah.

01:08:21 It's the only epochs I've ever done with Big Harry Robinson.

01:08:24 We did it all about the Spanish Civil War.

01:08:27 What?

01:08:27 Harry Robinson happens to know about that?

01:08:29 Well, I was mainly leading the...

01:08:31 I was mainly...

01:08:33 He did chip in a bit.

01:08:35 right it was mainly me yeah I think he was there just to bounce off of a bit

01:08:40 oh fair enough he did he did know something if you ever need me for

01:08:43 something which I know nothing about I'm your man okay yeah yeah this place

01:08:49 with what anarchists yeah a communist communists communists that's not a pop

01:08:56 of global church history I mean some of them were true anarchists but right well

01:09:00 maybe he's an anarchist do you know yeah he's certainly not how dare you besmirch

01:09:04 which is a good name.

01:09:04 No, he's certainly not.

01:09:06 I don't know the deep law of this.

01:09:08 Global Church History is my boy.

01:09:10 All right.

01:09:10 He's not an anarchist.

01:09:12 Okay, let's whip through these

01:09:13 because there's so many of them, honestly.

01:09:16 People paying one pound a shot.

01:09:20 I don't begrudge that.

01:09:21 I've got to say, that annoys me.

01:09:23 If you're going to stump up for this,

01:09:25 especially when I'm on,

01:09:27 make it a fiver.

01:09:29 There has been talk, hasn't there,

01:09:30 behind the scenes,

01:09:31 of if it's under a certain amount,

01:09:34 don't read it out.

01:09:36 Yeah, I skip them on general principle.

01:09:38 You do?

01:09:39 I read them all.

01:09:40 All right.

01:09:41 And, yeah.

01:09:42 I'll get myself a new mug then.

01:09:44 Anyway, I'll quickly read them.

01:09:46 The first two are from 0.92

01:09:47 Belgian's Evil Trust Me. 0.71

01:09:48 He says, 1.00

01:09:48 we don't have to make a comment

01:09:50 out of all of these.

01:09:52 Instagram page of Welsh Synod

01:09:55 is one of the most dysfunctional things

01:09:57 I've ever seen.

01:09:58 No wonder Joe Martin was muzzled. 0.94

01:10:00 Did you see that? 0.99

01:10:00 it was a reform guy's name um full page of lbt propaganda karen's and welsh choir boy foreigners

01:10:08 disgrace sounds like it yeah yeah so and the next one he says never ceases to amaze me how effeminate 0.78

01:10:15 effeminate lgbt types throw out welcome mats for those who want to throw them off buildings 0.78

01:10:21 celtic nationalist parties are being suicidal ancestors turning in their graves yeah absolutely 0.94

01:10:27 absolutely agree with that some of the like the scottish national party so a lot of the welsh

01:10:32 nationalist types and like the shin fein in in ireland are some of the most lefty globalist

01:10:40 global race communist they haven't fully understood the word nationalist in their title

01:10:44 yeah so are you supposed to be sticking up for your own people no they're the most captured the

01:10:50 most subversive often not always but often isn't that was always thus that's effed up in my opinion

01:10:57 All right. Sligalstone17 says, now former CEO of NVIDIA, Jensen Huang, and the CEO of AMD, Lisa Su, are cousins.

01:11:08 Okay. Jensen's grandfather and Lisa Su's mother are siblings, and both companies are large parts of Intel.

01:11:14 It's a big club. Yep, I can believe that. That's their name, says, evening. I think they're in Japan.

01:11:19 Passed a language test on Wednesday, so no risk of deportation yet.

01:11:23 Blighty should try it

01:11:25 Also

01:11:26 Reckon yourselves

01:11:27 Or Dutton

01:11:28 Can make the

01:11:29 Basket Weaver event

01:11:30 Next Saturday

01:11:31 Link in Rumble comments

01:11:32 I can't speak for Ed Dutton

01:11:33 I won't be able to do

01:11:35 Next Saturday

01:11:35 I won't be able to do

01:11:36 Next Saturday I'm afraid

01:11:37 But yeah

01:11:38 We should have some

01:11:39 Sort of language test

01:11:40 Yeah

01:11:40 If you can't speak English

01:11:41 There's no way

01:11:43 You're covered in

01:11:44 Yeah

01:11:44 Absolutely

01:11:45 Yeah

01:11:46 Oh that's discrimination

01:11:47 Good

01:11:48 Yeah 1.00

01:11:49 Yeah I want to discriminate 1.00

01:11:49 That's a good thing 1.00

01:11:50 I want to discriminate 1.00

01:11:51 against worthless people and or scumbags, criminals, 1.00

01:11:55 from coming to this country. 1.00

01:11:56 We need to discriminate. 1.00

01:11:58 The only reason in the modern world we have good things

01:12:01 is because we've been discriminating throughout history.

01:12:04 We need to get back to that.

01:12:05 That's very intolerant.

01:12:06 Yeah, I know.

01:12:06 Yeah, good.

01:12:07 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:08 Don't ask me to tolerate filth and enemies and murderers and rapists. 0.99

01:12:12 Yes. 0.99

01:12:13 People who can't speak English. 0.92

01:12:15 Well, how are you possibly ever going to be a net positive then 0.75

01:12:18 if you can't speak English? 0.94

01:12:20 Minimum requirement.

01:12:21 pretty obvious isn't it okay the next one robert four two zero six nine says on this day in history

01:12:26 2022 my second offspring arrived into the world oh happy fourth birthday arlo thanks bo oh that's

01:12:34 nice that's wholesome happy birthday happy birthday many happy returns to arlo uh the next three are

01:12:40 from belgians who trust me again who says re huang always believed human beings only capable of 0.96

01:12:46 greatness in some areas one equals genius worth tens of billions of dollars but destroyed by a

01:12:53 five out of ten that's with makeup stroke filters humbling for man i otherwise admire

01:12:59 okay five out of ten a little bit harsh i think i mean i'm just telling the chinese embassy now

01:13:06 if you want to come for me you better send a dozen i'm not i'm not falling for for the like

01:13:12 one five out of ten. I'm not having

01:13:14 that. You're going to need a baker dozen

01:13:16 of nines, otherwise

01:13:18 they don't get any info. Send a

01:13:20 squad.

01:13:22 Producer Harry, can you please

01:13:24 get up an image of Chechen

01:13:26 President Ramzan

01:13:28 Kadirov

01:13:30 with his little kittens or baby tigers?

01:13:33 Harry?

01:13:34 For a dollar?

01:13:38 Why not?

01:13:38 I'm interested now. He's piqued my interest.

01:13:40 Never seen Dan and Ramzang in the same room 1.00

01:13:43 Oh he's saying he looks like you 1.00

01:13:45 Oh I'm curious now

01:13:47 Is it going to be

01:13:49 Really insulting to you or not

01:13:51 Well

01:13:52 I'm not really seeing

01:13:55 The resemblance to be honest

01:13:57 Sorry that's a bit of a stretch

01:14:00 I'm not quite seeing it

01:14:01 Your features

01:14:03 Your nose are completely different 0.98

01:14:05 No that man is not a handsome devil

01:14:07 No

01:14:08 Okay, Belgian Zouville, trust me, also says, re-wiping teenage robbers' records, another brick laid for anarcho-tyranny.

01:14:17 Yeah, it feels like that to me. 0.83

01:14:18 Do things right, but be white and capable and get punished by being demonised and not being hired. 1.00

01:14:24 Perverted, sick, foul. 1.00

01:14:26 Yes. 0.95

01:14:27 Okay, Merrick Mel, sorry, I need my mouse back, Harry, if you...

01:14:30 Okay, Merrick Mel says,

01:14:32 wall-to-wall coverage of the

01:14:34 India-Italy trade deal

01:14:36 focused on immigration

01:14:38 soon after Tartar buyers

01:14:39 Iverco, a haulage giant

01:14:42 with defence exposure

01:14:44 and a major UK presence

01:14:46 yeah, classic 1.00

01:14:47 India trying to take over everything 1.00

01:14:50 Pigdog5150 0.93

01:14:52 says Piddington

01:14:53 an unbelievable crime, I think they're not my words

01:14:56 there will be a reckoning politically

01:14:58 again, I think he's just quoting me, what I said earlier

01:15:00 um is there not something we can do now can lo sue can we join the suit can we march protest

01:15:09 save the uk all question marks i mean yeah all good questions all good questions

01:15:14 yeah i mean all perfectly valid and good questions johnny logo says

01:15:20 well we need to make our biggest export tradition british law like we used to

01:15:26 Fair enough

01:15:27 Merrick Mail says

01:15:28 Focusing solely on Indian labour movement

01:15:31 Misses bigger things

01:15:32 Indian firms own Stanlow Refinery

01:15:35 Processing 20% of UK road and air fuel

01:15:39 And 15-20% of our transatlantic cable infrastructure

01:15:42 And more

01:15:42 Yeah, that's a massive worry

01:15:44 Fourteen Bible says

01:15:45 Morning Mr Dade and Mr Tubber

01:15:46 You alright?

01:15:47 I'm alright, Tara

01:15:48 What a fantastic guest today

01:15:49 Isn't it time for politicians to give up on the EU?

01:15:53 I'm sure it's over already 1.00

01:15:54 Have a great day, chaps

01:15:55 Thank you, couldn't agree

01:15:56 I mean, that was a really good comment.

01:15:57 I mean, if you'd made that $5, just to really sink,

01:16:02 you would have had a quality comment and a quality background.

01:16:05 It would have been, like, yellow or something.

01:16:08 These people are all good people, Dad.

01:16:09 I mean, they're good people.

01:16:10 Yeah, they're good people, but...

01:16:12 Okay, next one is...

01:16:14 Don't min-max the comments.

01:16:15 Okay, yeah.

01:16:17 Belgium's Reef will trust me again, says,

01:16:18 I know why Burnham is letting EU cuckold the UK.

01:16:21 he he he let his then girlfriend now wife go on show blind date in 1992 is 0.77

01:16:29 that true silver blacks blind date is actually with another man no joke Google

01:16:35 it he was a chair in the corner he has a chair in the corner personality and

01:16:41 politically yeah that's interesting did Burnham's Harry Google image Burnham's

01:16:48 wife blind date okay moving on from that he's an actual proper car because if that's true i never

01:16:54 knew that that was that's that's new information to me it doesn't necessarily mean if you're on

01:16:58 blind date it doesn't necessarily mean you actually yeah like anything yeah yeah somebody

01:17:05 in the chat said dan's not a cheap stripper he wants fives and not singles if i was a stripper

01:17:10 and somebody tried to give me a pound coin in my knickers i'd be like you what is this beneath my

01:17:16 dignity to be reading the one pound ones yeah if you if you were a stripper and somebody tried to

01:17:21 put a pound coin in your panties well i mean you'd be like i need a i need a 20 at least

01:17:29 oh i like the comments though they nearly i feel it might be it might actually be a policy going

01:17:37 forward at some point in the future where if it's under a certain amount they don't get read

01:17:41 I've always thought

01:17:43 but I always feel like that's cheap though

01:17:45 they've gone to the effort of doing it at all

01:17:47 I feel like it's cheap of me

01:17:49 to go no it's not even

01:17:50 I'm too good

01:17:52 I'm too good to read that out

01:17:53 there's not enough money

01:17:55 no the shilling isn't strong enough

01:17:57 I shan't read it out

01:17:58 that feels cheap

01:17:59 well

01:18:02 I'm just saying

01:18:04 if your name was destiny

01:18:06 but I'm not a stripper though

01:18:07 it's not a stripper 1.00

01:18:08 the stripping isn't involved 1.00

01:18:08 You would need very substantial panties to carry that coinage around. 1.00

01:18:13 Or the coppers, the two peas. 0.99

01:18:15 Two peas vaguely flying in my direction. 0.99

01:18:18 You would have to wear those big old granny pants, wouldn't you?

01:18:23 Massive basketball player shorts.

01:18:26 All right, I'm going to keep reading them.

01:18:28 I don't care.

01:18:28 All right.

01:18:31 Where was we up to?

01:18:33 Richard Sock for Badger says,

01:18:35 Don't downplay the hammers too much, Bo.

01:18:36 Have some pride.

01:18:37 that's the West Ham

01:18:39 West Ham

01:18:39 the Hammers

01:18:40 in the championship

01:18:42 is still properly up there

01:18:43 but Southampton are better

01:18:44 the Saints

01:18:45 are you supporting Southampton

01:18:46 do you know I've got

01:18:47 a long form

01:18:48 long form

01:18:49 interview with

01:18:50 Matt Letiz

01:18:51 the Matthew Letizia

01:18:53 I've heard of him

01:18:53 I sat down for

01:18:54 yeah he is

01:18:55 he's statistically

01:18:56 the greatest penalty taker

01:18:58 of all time

01:18:58 right okay

01:18:59 better than Pelé

01:19:00 better than Ronaldo

01:19:01 better than Messi

01:19:02 statistically

01:19:03 the greatest penalty taker

01:19:05 of all time

01:19:05 I do know stuff about football

01:19:06 and I know Alex Ferguson

01:19:08 and Matt Letizier

01:19:08 and John Barnes

01:19:09 I mean I'm not

01:19:10 all well old

01:19:11 it's well old stuff

01:19:12 yeah

01:19:13 right okay

01:19:14 oh Bruce Grobbler

01:19:15 I know that one

01:19:16 Sir Stanley Matthews

01:19:19 so

01:19:20 yeah no

01:19:21 there's like an hour and a half

01:19:22 an hour and forty of me

01:19:23 sitting down

01:19:23 talking to Matt Letiz

01:19:24 all about football

01:19:25 right

01:19:26 80s and 90s

01:19:27 mostly 90s era football

01:19:28 if anyone's interested

01:19:29 if you're interested in that

01:19:30 rigid sock for Badger

01:19:31 I think it's a freemium as well

01:19:32 I don't even think you have to

01:19:33 pay the five pounds

01:19:34 at the Bronshire membership

01:19:35 okay

01:19:36 next one is from pigdog5150 again he says the different sentences for similar crimes isn't the

01:19:42 issue is that the british people put up with it the establishment have been allowed to have so

01:19:47 much control over the media and propaganda i mean you're not wrong but also it's both those things 0.96

01:19:54 okay sliggle stone 17 says grok is crap at everything and just had another big data breach

01:20:00 Yeah, I've seen Grok fail badly at very, very, very simple things. 0.97

01:20:05 Right.

01:20:06 Very simple things.

01:20:07 In fact, just the other day, what was it?

01:20:09 I posted a picture of Harry Truman when he was young, a young girl,

01:20:13 when he was in his 20s, when he was in World War I.

01:20:17 He was an artillery officer in World War I, Harry Truman.

01:20:19 And I put a picture on Twitter and said to people,

01:20:23 who's this? Anyone? Pop quiz, who's this guy?

01:20:25 And, of course, a few people were like immediately,

01:20:28 at Grok, who's this? Didn't know, couldn't get it.

01:20:30 okay but i had 1168 unread emails so even if it does make the occasional error

01:20:38 it's still better than what i was doing it couldn't identify alan rickman in in yeah but

01:20:45 i don't get many emails asking me to identify alan rickman i get if you did and you failed to 0.95

01:20:51 it would be that you were stupid well here's a picture of alan rickman from robin hood prince 0.98

01:20:57 of thieves dear grok who is that i don't know uh i'll have a dozen guesses and they're all wrong 1.00

01:21:02 right it's like are you guessing no you are guessing though you're guessing incorrectly no i'm

01:21:07 not right well yeah but it's handy if you're out there don't rely on it for don't rely on it as

01:21:15 though it's uh implacable as implacable as though it's never ever wrong as if it's immaculately

01:21:21 correct about everything it absolutely isn't it's not that it's never wrong it's just it will 0.67

01:21:26 organize my email so okay yeah all right um where is it is it grok is crap everything and just had

01:21:33 another big data breach the second since august it won't stop uh publishing your s into the internet 0.75

01:21:40 run your own local ai minds making an animated 3d horse okay fallen firebird says did you did

01:21:48 you guys see the binance heist the other day yeah i think we talked about it i'm pretty sure i talked

01:21:53 about it i did a whole video on state of politics state politics and talked about it on the breakfast

01:21:57 show i'm pretty sure um yeah did you see that what trillion is it trillions it was certainly

01:22:03 billions i think it was the people said it was the biggest heist of all time some north korean

01:22:07 hackers hacked into binance and stole an insane amount of bitcoin like an insane amount yes

01:22:15 billions i think it was hundreds of billions was it yeah it was a big number i remember i remember

01:22:20 The biggest price of all time

01:22:22 North Korean Intel used AI 0.96

01:22:24 To make their trail hard to trace

01:22:26 By automatically transferring funds

01:22:28 Between thousands of wallets

01:22:30 At lightning speed

01:22:31 Well, Binance needs its own T800

01:22:35 Binance is John Connor

01:22:38 Got to up your game

01:22:40 This is not Terminator 1 anymore

01:22:43 This is Terminator 2

01:22:44 You need security

01:22:46 This is feeling like Cope at this point

01:22:49 It's quite clearly a danger.

01:22:51 AI is quite clearly a worry.

01:22:53 Oh, yeah.

01:22:54 Okay.

01:22:54 Oh, yeah.

01:22:55 Okay.

01:22:55 But it's a bit like being in the nuclear age and saying,

01:22:59 oh, okay, well, we're not going to get our own nuclear bomb then.

01:23:02 I get that.

01:23:03 I understand that.

01:23:03 I understand that angle.

01:23:04 I get that point.

01:23:05 I get that point.

01:23:05 The genie's out of the bottle.

01:23:06 It cannot be put back in.

01:23:08 Okay.

01:23:09 Merrick Mill says,

01:23:09 Only China at a huge scale and India, to a reasonable scale,

01:23:14 have their own email, cloud infrastructure, server hardware and digital networks.

01:23:18 we depend entirely on US tech

01:23:20 what if we lose it

01:23:22 fair enough

01:23:23 bone apple tea party

01:23:27 says AI is

01:23:28 abominable

01:23:30 intelligence 1.00

01:23:31 and Aldan won't be getting his Chinese 0.97

01:23:34 spire when it turns him into a brain 1.00

01:23:37 in a jar, love the show chaps 1.00

01:23:38 yeah I mean 0.72

01:23:40 personally I disagree with the Mechanicus on this one

01:23:43 I think they're being

01:23:44 a bit paranoid

01:23:45 fair enough

01:23:47 Stiglestone17 says

01:23:48 have you seen the new theory

01:23:50 that planet nine

01:23:50 is actually a black hole

01:23:51 five times more massive

01:23:52 than the sun

01:23:53 but it's the size

01:23:54 of a grapefruit

01:23:55 and that's why

01:23:56 we can't find it

01:23:57 yeah I have heard of that

01:23:58 that planet nine

01:23:59 is a small black hole

01:24:02 in fact I did a tweet

01:24:04 a while ago

01:24:04 six months ago

01:24:06 a year ago

01:24:06 saying

01:24:07 this will be our

01:24:08 stepping stones

01:24:09 out towards the edge

01:24:10 of the solar system

01:24:11 from like you know

01:24:12 Ganymede

01:24:13 Triton

01:24:14 on and on and on

01:24:15 and in the end Pluto and then in the end when we get to Pluto we realise that planet nine is in

01:24:21 fact a black hole and not only a black hole it's actually a wormhole to other star systems yeah

01:24:26 well if it is a black hole that's enormously helpful because at some point the sun's going

01:24:30 to burn out and you're going to want a new power source and actually small black holes are good

01:24:34 for power sources they don't give you a lot but for a late stage um data-based society

01:24:40 that that's actually quite a useful thing to get us to get us because we're only going to get what

01:24:45 um is it another two billion years out of the sun yeah well what we're going to do for the next two

01:24:49 trillion black holes are perfect for that so that's good news you could deliberately feed in

01:24:53 all all the comets and asteroids from the alt cloud i mean that into the black hole creating

01:24:59 uh its own small accretion disk so which is light and warmth we make our own mini sun yes accretion

01:25:07 disc style mini sun out on the yeah i mean so legitimately that is a late stage um society

01:25:13 problem that basically when you when you get to the end when you get to the end of the stellar

01:25:18 region like stellar time frames which is going to be a good few more billion years we've got like

01:25:23 we've got like maybe 100 billion years left what until we until we don't have suns anymore when

01:25:28 you get to the late stage all you want to do is harvest as much mass as you can and feed it into

01:25:33 black holes and then just live around them and the accretion there's all sorts of other problems

01:25:38 with radiation and tidal forces

01:25:41 and loads of other reasons why that...

01:25:44 Yeah, I mean, it's a bit like cloud cities.

01:25:45 I mean, there are engineering challenges,

01:25:48 but long-term, worth it.

01:25:49 I like to think that the Planet 9 black hole

01:25:51 is actually like a...

01:25:54 It's actually just a wormhole

01:25:55 to other star systems, which are...

01:25:57 That feels like more of a push to me.

01:26:00 Yeah, it's not like...

01:26:01 I don't know about that one.

01:26:02 Is it?

01:26:02 OK, let's move on.

01:26:03 Pigdog 514 series says,

01:26:05 shout out to Bo for calling Flint Chert.

01:26:08 Cheers. Good man, he knows his prehistoric survival terminology stuff. Yeah, I want to

01:26:14 do this bit of content, I don't know if I'll ever do it, but I've talked to Thomas about

01:26:17 it before, where over a number of days, maybe even weeks or months, get one of the guys,

01:26:22 one of the Lotus Eaters lads, to follow me around somewhere in Wiltshire, and I go around

01:26:28 just trying to find a decent piece of chert, or flint, or maybe even obsidian, literally

01:26:34 just find it laying around on the ground and then film me the process of me napping it and my napping

01:26:42 skills are very very very minimal napping it into a hand axe and then film me using that hand axe

01:26:49 to make the tools required for a friction-based uh starting a fire kit okay and then me summoning

01:26:58 fire from nothing prehistoric style without even a knife without anything from nothing and

01:27:04 And then I'll do a version where I get my AI agent to go on Amazon

01:27:08 and order me a lighter.

01:27:09 And the Zippo, yeah.

01:27:12 Yeah.

01:27:12 But see, what you would have done there would have been of no value,

01:27:15 though, wouldn't it?

01:27:16 And what I would have done would have been cool AF.

01:27:18 I've just lit my fire and now I'm watching El Chapo on Netflix

01:27:22 in my front room with a nice fire going.

01:27:24 But what happens in the apocalypse when there are no lighters anymore?

01:27:27 Well, I'll have to run a local model with a solar setup.

01:27:33 Something like that.

01:27:34 Keep my AIs going

01:27:35 Fair enough

01:27:37 Okay

01:27:38 Now

01:27:39 The first thing you need to do

01:27:40 Is be able to identify 0.99

01:27:41 Chert

01:27:42 Anyway

01:27:43 Yeah

01:27:43 Alright

01:27:44 What's the next one

01:27:46 From

01:27:47 End

01:27:49 Ellie

01:27:50 How are you

01:27:51 This is just a collection

01:27:52 Of letters there

01:27:53 Endless

01:27:54 Pesto

01:27:55 And more to the point

01:27:56 I started complaining

01:27:57 And look

01:27:57 Five dollars

01:27:58 There we go

01:27:59 Nice

01:28:00 Boom

01:28:00 They were listening

01:28:01 Value accretion

01:28:02 Endless

01:28:03 That's what we're talking about

01:28:03 thanks Dan

01:28:04 appreciate it

01:28:05 you've generated

01:28:06 more money

01:28:06 this is

01:28:07 improving the margins

01:28:09 this is what I do

01:28:11 I like that

01:28:13 bringing in

01:28:14 the cashola

01:28:15 okay

01:28:16 Endless Pesto

01:28:17 says

01:28:17 fiver for the

01:28:18 unappreciative

01:28:19 tubster

01:28:20 they had a smiling

01:28:21 laughing face

01:28:21 not much to say

01:28:23 this morning

01:28:23 just nice to see

01:28:24 the two best

01:28:25 nice to see

01:28:26 the two best 0.97

01:28:27 bows together

01:28:27 at last

01:28:28 oh yeah

01:28:28 because you're also

01:28:29 also bow

01:28:30 although the least

01:28:32 although the least 0.93

01:28:33 the moochie could do 0.95

01:28:34 is chuck the bald cap on. 1.00

01:28:37 That was funny

01:28:38 when you did that.

01:28:39 That was funny.

01:28:40 I mean,

01:28:40 we could give them

01:28:41 a bit of a head trip

01:28:42 and just like

01:28:43 refuse to acknowledge

01:28:44 which of us

01:28:45 is the real beau

01:28:46 until like halfway

01:28:47 through the show.

01:28:47 Keep them guessing.

01:28:48 We could do a poll on it.

01:28:50 Or,

01:28:51 what if I get

01:28:51 a normal wig,

01:28:52 not a bald cap,

01:28:52 a normal wig,

01:28:54 do my beard slightly different

01:28:55 and I do you,

01:28:56 pretend to be you.

01:28:57 Yes.

01:28:58 I'll do you.

01:28:58 You put on the bald cap,

01:28:59 you do me and I'll do you.

01:29:00 Yes.

01:29:01 Okay.

01:29:02 Siglestone17 says,

01:29:04 now take it all off dan look they've given a fiver there five dollars now strip i'll tell

01:29:08 you what for five dollars you can have my underwear but you're not having it all bear with me

01:29:16 where dan's been staying over there's a sock a genuine real life it counts a real that's a real

01:29:24 dan tub sock real article yeah i mean it is underwear isn't it i can't say fairer than that

01:29:29 I mean, if you want my pants, that's going to be even more than $5, I'm afraid.

01:29:35 Your garter.

01:29:36 Yeah.

01:29:37 I don't want to name a number just in case somebody actually pays it.

01:29:41 For $100, you'll get a pair of old boxers out.

01:29:45 OK, let's move on.

01:29:46 Let's not do that. 1.00

01:29:47 Penultimate one, Belgians of Evil Trust Me says, 0.97

01:29:49 $1 super chats must remain for based dudes who believe female flatulence is unacceptable. 0.94

01:29:55 I once said farting is funny. 1.00

01:29:57 Even female farts are funny. 1.00

01:29:59 a lot of people didn't like that 1.00

01:30:01 didn't appreciate that take

01:30:03 yeah I mean it can

01:30:05 be but I wouldn't want to give them

01:30:07 the impression that it's okay to start ripping them

01:30:09 off

01:30:10 just cracking them out

01:30:13 it's not as funny

01:30:15 but it's still

01:30:16 anyway and then you put

01:30:18 and then Belgian Evil Trust Me said

01:30:20 $100 plus

01:30:22 requirement for flatulence

01:30:25 equality cucks 1.00

01:30:26 okay Belgian Evil Trust Me 0.87

01:30:29 particularly wasn't amused isn't amused by female fractures okay Merrick Mel

01:30:33 last one here don't send in any more rumble rants Merrick Mel says Jensen I

01:30:38 guess is the in video guy not Jensen button said is a true technological

01:30:43 revolutionary an extraordinary engineer who can actually build things unlike

01:30:47 front man front men like the muscle jobs is sad to see him go over something so

01:30:51 trivial okay I don't know much about his life I must say I won't pretend I do so

01:30:56 Okay, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough.

01:30:58 Have we finished with the rumble rants, have we?

01:31:00 Yeah, that's the last rumble rants.

01:31:00 I'll put my sock back on then.

01:31:02 You actually took that off your foot?

01:31:04 Yeah.

01:31:04 Oh, I thought you had a bag, an overnight bag.

01:31:07 Well, it's not stripping unless you take it off.

01:31:09 Oh, okay, well, true, true, true.

01:31:10 I mean, how pissed off would you be if you went to a strip club 0.98

01:31:13 and she just had like a bag of underwear that she was carrying? 1.00

01:31:15 Carry a bag of knickers. 1.00

01:31:17 There you go. 0.96

01:31:18 Just taking one out, twirling it around, slapping you around the face with it.

01:31:21 You'd be like, what am I paying for here?

01:31:25 Fair point.

01:31:25 okay let's do the YouTube ones

01:31:27 there's 20 odd maybe a few more

01:31:29 let's say we'll whip through these

01:31:30 James Lee Pevenhall

01:31:32 the first two are James Lee Pevenhall

01:31:33 is sometimes first in

01:31:36 the first two are from 10 quid a piece

01:31:39 so thank you for that

01:31:40 you've put

01:31:41 on this day in 1536

01:31:42 Robert Packingham MP was shot dead in London

01:31:45 I think you said that one to me

01:31:46 mentioned him before

01:31:48 not necessarily as an on this day

01:31:50 but you say you're related to him as well

01:31:52 Robert Packingham MP was shot dead in London

01:31:54 The first murder with a handgun in London.

01:31:56 Robert's daughter, Margaret, married Benedict Lee in 1539

01:31:59 to become my 11th great-grandparents.

01:32:02 Yeah, I thought you said you'd been related to them.

01:32:04 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:05 And it's a yellow comment.

01:32:07 I like that.

01:32:08 Well done.

01:32:08 Ten quid.

01:32:09 Well done.

01:32:09 The next one is also James Lee Pevenhole for another ten quid.

01:32:11 It says, Margaret Pakenham, who married, firstly, Benedict Lee,

01:32:14 who died in 1559,

01:32:16 esquired to Burstham, Buckinghamshire,

01:32:18 half-brother of St Anthony Lee

01:32:20 and a henchman of King Henry VIII.

01:32:22 and you've got that

01:32:23 information you've said

01:32:24 from Wikipedia

01:32:25 okay thank you for that

01:32:26 thanks very much

01:32:27 really appreciate that

01:32:27 that's a quality customer

01:32:28 he gets a nice chair

01:32:29 he gets shown

01:32:32 he gets shown

01:32:32 to the nice table

01:32:33 top table

01:32:35 top table

01:32:35 for James Lee Pevenhole

01:32:36 no expense

01:32:37 Mr. Gently Benevolent

01:32:38 says

01:32:39 the two best

01:32:41 Spice Coles

01:32:41 on one show

01:32:42 fabulous

01:32:42 it's also reassuring

01:32:44 to know

01:32:45 Colgon

01:32:45 I'm not sure

01:32:47 I can say that

01:32:48 I can't really say that word

01:32:50 probably best

01:32:51 yeah

01:32:51 Yeah, you've said...

01:32:52 I'll rephrase.

01:32:54 It's also reassuring to know 1.00

01:32:56 Cole Gone has no Indian people on staff 1.00

01:32:58 since the show is working like Microsoft. 1.00

01:33:01 Unlike Microsoft.

01:33:02 The show is working unlike Microsoft.

01:33:04 Yeah.

01:33:04 Sorry, got there in the end.

01:33:05 OK.

01:33:06 I'm not sure about being called a Spice Carl. 1.00

01:33:08 Oh, I always thought that was funny. 0.99

01:33:10 Really?

01:33:10 I know it's slightly demeaning,

01:33:11 but I've always thought it was funny.

01:33:13 I haven't made my mind up on that one yet.

01:33:15 I like to style myself as king of the Spice Carls.

01:33:20 Chief Spice Carl.

01:33:21 don't take yourself too seriously

01:33:23 I think it's funny

01:33:25 we are talking about me here

01:33:26 I've always thought it was funny

01:33:29 to be fair they have turned me into strippers

01:33:32 this episode

01:33:33 maybe I shouldn't be too precious

01:33:37 get your priorities right

01:33:38 Stu Sutton 1977

01:33:41 says anagramma fannying

01:33:43 around fauna

01:33:44 non-dying

01:33:45 fauna non-drying

01:33:48 there you go

01:33:50 Stu Sutton often does anagrams for us.

01:33:53 Well, that will come in handy at some point.

01:33:56 I'll be at a party a couple of years from now,

01:33:58 and I'll remember that, and it will be a killer line,

01:34:00 and the room will collapse and laugh. 1.00

01:34:02 Someone says, stop fannying around. 0.99

01:34:03 You're like, oh, I know a cracking anagram of that.

01:34:08 Aristotle Luton says, 1.00

01:34:11 Morning, chaps.

01:34:12 Happy Lady Jane Grey trial day. 1.00

01:34:14 Is that right?

01:34:15 Dad, I've got long-form content all about Lady Jane Grey.

01:34:18 The nine days

01:34:19 Arguably 0.88

01:34:20 Nine days of her reign

01:34:21 As the Queen of England

01:34:22 Lady Jane Grey

01:34:23 Do you know about that?

01:34:24 No

01:34:24 After the death of

01:34:25 Was she married to the guy

01:34:26 That lived forever?

01:34:27 Because he had a portrait

01:34:28 In the basement

01:34:29 No

01:34:29 No no

01:34:30 I don't know it though

01:34:32 That's Dorian Grey

01:34:32 Yeah that's the one I'm thinking

01:34:34 Yeah

01:34:34 No relation?

01:34:35 No

01:34:35 Right okay

01:34:36 I mean Dorian Grey

01:34:37 Is a fictional character

01:34:38 For a start

01:34:39 Okay well

01:34:40 And 300 years apart

01:34:42 Well he did live for a long time

01:34:44 Yeah

01:34:44 Yeah yeah

01:34:45 Okay

01:34:45 Okay if you want long form content

01:34:46 Of me telling you the story

01:34:47 of Lady Jane Grey

01:34:48 go over to

01:34:49 it's much more

01:34:50 salubrious over here

01:34:51 isn't it

01:34:52 I mean we're getting

01:34:52 blues and we had a

01:34:53 yellow we're getting

01:34:54 we're getting greens

01:34:55 I mean this is

01:34:56 oh yeah

01:34:57 that's premium stuff

01:34:59 yeah this is the

01:35:00 business lounge

01:35:01 isn't it

01:35:01 you're attacking

01:35:02 our

01:35:03 our

01:35:03 our loyal

01:35:04 rumble ranters 0.97

01:35:05 there

01:35:06 okay

01:35:07 okay

01:35:08 where do I get up to

01:35:09 Aristotle Luther

01:35:10 okay so the next one

01:35:10 is MQSSS

01:35:12 says

01:35:12 things aren't looking

01:35:13 good for this year's

01:35:14 Christmas party

01:35:15 at the Lotus Eaters

01:35:16 this and that are off limits

01:35:20 oh this and that are off limits

01:35:23 and max three alcohol vouchers per person

01:35:25 we've never had an actual christmas party have we

01:35:29 yeah we've had one every year

01:35:30 we go out for a christmas meal

01:35:32 but we don't have an office christmas party

01:35:34 we're not in the office no

01:35:35 I wouldn't want to really

01:35:38 yeah no

01:35:38 we've got a big enough office now

01:35:41 before it wouldn't make sense

01:35:43 it would be too cramped

01:35:44 now we've got the space

01:35:45 get one of those office bouncy castles the low profile ones that fit in office ceilings we could

01:35:49 get dwarf tossing we could get a bucking bronco machine i've heard i've heard that in finance

01:35:54 you get like you get like party game stuff coming you clear the office space like you

01:35:59 clear the conference room and they come in with like like office cool stuff yeah cool fun stuff

01:36:04 yeah we could do that now got the room for it yeah would carl stretch to it it's been years

01:36:09 since i've done dwarf tossing years you're not supposed to do that i wouldn't am i going to get

01:36:17 russell brand in a few years yeah i podcaster jails for 20 years ago throwing a dwarf against

01:36:23 a bit of sticky velcro thing restore supporter dan tub 51 of no fixed address admits to dwarf

01:36:33 tossing

01:36:34 okay

01:36:36 what else have we got here

01:36:39 Clifford Randall

01:36:42 735 says

01:36:43 Dan please give a shout out to my son

01:36:45 Joseph Randall

01:36:46 I've been waiting for this

01:36:48 so first of all Clifford

01:36:51 I did it last time

01:36:53 I missed it when I was on the show

01:36:55 but then I recorded something on my phone

01:36:57 and I put it on Twitter in response

01:36:59 so I did actually do it last time but I will do it again

01:37:02 because you've asked several times

01:37:03 now um hello joseph um your dad clifford great chap and big shout out to you sir good morning

01:37:13 there you go wait here we go cool there you go clifford okay punishing the wrong k2h says

01:37:23 bo dan is an amazing guest but when can we have luca on as a guest i'll ask him i'll ask him i'm

01:37:28 sure he's a very accommodating young man i'll ask him and he will do it yeah i'll ask him

01:37:32 There you go, can't say fair on that

01:37:34 Max Robe says, your chair is looking

01:37:37 Very rough, treat yourself

01:37:38 I had another word with Carl

01:37:41 Like two days ago, saying Carl

01:37:42 I know people have been on your case about this

01:37:45 Forever, but we really need

01:37:47 New chairs, we really need you

01:37:48 You've got so much money and time and energy

01:37:50 Has gone into everything, and we're going to scrimp on chairs

01:37:53 That are all scraped up

01:37:54 And again, Carl was a little

01:37:57 Bit reticent, he didn't

01:37:58 Immediately said, yes done, get Pete

01:38:01 To buy them today, he wasn't, he was like

01:38:02 hmm it's a bit like the problem is I don't know why they're battered they're battered now

01:38:07 Carl has the exact body morphology that these chairs are comfortable but literally everybody

01:38:15 else if we do if we I mean sometimes I do three recordings in here in a day and I am crippled by

01:38:21 the end of the day really but but I'm back you know about yeah I'll just just I'm just a mess

01:38:25 like nosebleed and everything right but Carl for him these chairs just they they just happen to

01:38:32 fit him personally perfectly he loves these chairs he does seem attached to them i want them burnt so

01:38:39 for me there's two things there's one how comfortable they are now everyone seems to

01:38:43 find them uncomfortable apart from carl yes and me i don't find them uncomfortable really

01:38:47 um so i never cared about from that angle of it right but i do care about that they're battered

01:38:53 now yeah all of them we've got loads of them every single one of them both in fact that's

01:38:57 one of the least battered that the arm of this one chair then they're all scraped up and battered

01:39:02 up now and that is it gets embarrassing they're like the chairs you would find in that game fall

01:39:08 out after civilization has collapsed and we're using them yeah it's like we found them in a

01:39:13 waste tip at this point gb news wouldn't put up with this would they talk tv wouldn't put up with

01:39:18 this have you heard talk tv might well just i mean at least at least sand the bottom of this desk

01:39:23 Yeah, it's where they batter this desk, isn't it?

01:39:25 And they're quite...

01:39:26 They're soft, because they're soft chairs and it's soft leather.

01:39:29 They're probably reasonably expensive chairs in the first instance,

01:39:32 but it's soft leather and they bash against this and they're broken now.

01:39:36 They're basically broken.

01:39:38 We've done a...

01:39:39 But Carl's not breaking his neck to replace him.

01:39:41 No.

01:39:41 He's not.

01:39:42 We've done another tangent, though, haven't we?

01:39:43 We're going to do a two-hour show.

01:39:45 Yeah, why not?

01:39:46 All right, fair enough.

01:39:47 No, there's only a handful left.

01:39:48 There's only a small number left.

01:39:50 Yeah, tangent on the chairs.

01:39:51 Yeah.

01:39:51 But it just, it seems like so much money and time and energy has gone into our studios and the whole set up here.

01:39:57 Yes.

01:39:58 And to have it aesthetically marred by a busted up.

01:40:03 By a post-civilizational collapse chair.

01:40:06 You guys get it.

01:40:07 All right. 1.00

01:40:08 Where are we, Dambo guests? 1.00

01:40:10 Treat yourself to the chairs. 1.00

01:40:12 Okay.

01:40:13 Ramshackle Otter.

01:40:14 How are you?

01:40:15 Don't we like Ramshackle?

01:40:16 Yeah, Ramshackle.

01:40:16 says

01:40:18 in Chatham

01:40:20 in 2007

01:40:21 the rate for

01:40:23 B

01:40:24 I'm not sure if I can

01:40:27 say this

01:40:28 she said something blue

01:40:28 she's only said something blue

01:40:30 is that

01:40:32 is that code for something

01:40:33 that I don't know

01:40:34 alright I'll just read it

01:40:37 she put

01:40:37 in Chatham in 2007

01:40:39 the rate for BJ's

01:40:41 was 250

01:40:41 isn't that

01:40:42 oh

01:40:43 I just got it

01:40:45 I just got it

01:40:45 hang on how much

01:40:46 £2.50?

01:40:47 That doesn't sound right, I've never

01:40:49 but that sounds very

01:40:51 I would be very

01:40:53 suspicious

01:40:54 I guess she's joking because the next part she said

01:40:57 the mechanics at the garage

01:41:00 I worked at will go in their lunch break

01:41:02 for them

01:41:02 £2.50

01:41:05 I don't

01:41:06 I don't know but that doesn't sound

01:41:10 surely not

01:41:12 I mean

01:41:13 we'll move on from that

01:41:15 That's quite blue, though.

01:41:17 If I'm not paying at least 25 quid,

01:41:20 I have serious questions about the quality.

01:41:25 You're just not going to contract?

01:41:27 No.

01:41:28 No.

01:41:29 Was it mechanics getting them from other mechanics?

01:41:32 I don't know.

01:41:32 Okay, that would make sense, wouldn't it?

01:41:34 Supplement their income.

01:41:36 Actually, it's like the old joke about the economists and GDP, 1.00

01:41:39 like where they get each other to eat shit, 0.99

01:41:41 but they increase GDP. 0.99

01:41:42 Maybe the mechanics were increasing the GDP by just £2.50.

01:41:47 Yeah, what, from an old male homeless man, maybe. 0.82

01:41:50 OK.

01:41:54 MCD Dub Power, MCJ Dub Power says,

01:41:59 a big shout out to the warrior Clifford Randall,

01:42:02 who is battling hard.

01:42:04 He needs our support and love.

01:42:06 Oh, is Clifford unwell?

01:42:09 A big shout out to Clifford Randall as well.

01:42:12 And you are holding up like a soldier, sir.

01:42:15 I know you're going through a patch, but, you know,

01:42:19 you've got to face it like a man, and I know you are.

01:42:21 Well done, sir.

01:42:23 There you go.

01:42:24 Okay, I didn't know that.

01:42:26 I think he's got – I think I've heard in – because I always read the chat.

01:42:30 I think it's him.

01:42:31 I think he might have a bit of the old big C.

01:42:33 Okay, well, best wishes.

01:42:35 Hope you get better soon, sir.

01:42:36 Absolutely.

01:42:37 All right.

01:42:38 Dextronaut1 says

01:42:43 When is Dan going to propose to his AI agent

01:42:47 Yeah won't you marry AI Dan

01:42:48 Won't you marry if you love it so much

01:42:50 I don't need to

01:42:51 I mean she puts out

01:42:52 She's already doing everything you're asking

01:42:55 So yeah don't need to put a ring on it

01:42:57 Yeah good point 0.99

01:42:58 Tukax 1.00

01:42:59 That's their name

01:43:00 Tukax says 1.00

01:43:01 Other sock now

01:43:03 Five pounds

01:43:03 Boom

01:43:04 I'm not a performing monkey

01:43:06 Yeah

01:43:07 But you did pay five pounds 1.00

01:43:10 a fucking one. 1.00

01:43:11 Oh, no F-bombs. 1.00

01:43:14 Oh, sorry, sorry.

01:43:16 I'm just a little bit miffed 0.81

01:43:17 being treated like a sodding stripper, 0.96

01:43:19 but there we go. 0.96

01:43:20 Like a sock dispensing machine.

01:43:23 All right, Azzy0161 says,

01:43:25 Beau, favourite film based on historical events?

01:43:27 Oh, that's a good question.

01:43:28 Oh, God.

01:43:29 People have asked me this loads of times.

01:43:30 I don't know.

01:43:34 I don't know.

01:43:35 There's so many.

01:43:35 favourite film

01:43:37 there's the 1970 film

01:43:39 Waterloo

01:43:40 about obviously

01:43:42 the Battle of Waterloo

01:43:43 that's one of the first

01:43:44 that popped into my head

01:43:45 but honestly

01:43:46 there's a dozen

01:43:47 I've got a good bit

01:43:48 of content

01:43:49 with Critical Drinker

01:43:50 ages ago as well

01:43:51 like four, five

01:43:53 six years ago

01:43:55 there's really long

01:43:56 form content

01:43:57 three hours

01:43:57 of me and Drinker

01:43:58 Critical Drinker

01:44:00 talking about

01:44:00 we both came up

01:44:02 with a list

01:44:02 of our top five

01:44:03 historical films

01:44:04 so

01:44:05 So if you're interested in my text on that, check that out.

01:44:08 Mine might be Gladiator, I think.

01:44:11 That's not based on any historic, like...

01:44:12 Marcus Dexterus Meridius isn't a historical figure.

01:44:15 Is it not?

01:44:15 No.

01:44:17 Commodices, of course, but it's not...

01:44:19 Well, those bits then, those scenes.

01:44:21 Yeah.

01:44:21 All right.

01:44:23 Next one.

01:44:24 We're getting towards the end here now.

01:44:25 Last couple.

01:44:30 Where are we?

01:44:31 Sorry, let me just find my place.

01:44:32 Oh, here we are.

01:44:35 MCJ Dubpower says

01:44:39 A big shout out to Joseph

01:44:40 Clifford Randall's son

01:44:41 Look after each other

01:44:42 Yes

01:44:43 Second big shout out

01:44:45 To Joseph Randall

01:44:47 Well done sir

01:44:48 And then the penultimate one here

01:44:50 Is from Azzy0161 again

01:44:51 Who says

01:44:52 Do you guys think

01:44:53 Danny Tomo is a state asset?

01:44:56 I mean they're not treating him

01:44:57 Very well if he is

01:44:58 Yeah

01:44:58 Yeah the CPS and police

01:45:00 Didn't get the memo

01:45:01 If he is

01:45:02 Yeah

01:45:02 I don't know

01:45:04 I would say this

01:45:05 It's totally a possibility

01:45:07 I wouldn't rule it out

01:45:09 It's all a bit odd though

01:45:12 But I feel like the levels

01:45:14 Of the probability is that he's not

01:45:16 Yeah

01:45:17 If someone gave me 10 quid and said

01:45:20 You've got to put a bet on it one way or the other

01:45:21 It's a binary choice

01:45:23 If it's a binary choice yes or no

01:45:26 I would say probably not

01:45:27 Yeah probably no

01:45:28 People have pointed to the fact that if you wanted to join his thing

01:45:31 You had to give all your details

01:45:33 yes and people saying oh well that's that's like a state then that you're

01:45:39 giving them all your information and so if you do anything nefarious they've got

01:45:42 you right away yes well yeah but that doesn't necessarily mean he's actually

01:45:46 but it's actually an agent for MI5 also my foot's getting cold so you've had

01:45:51 your five pounds worth it is it is actually not that warm in here no

01:45:56 especially not at foot level I would say it's possible Danny Tomo is part of some

01:46:00 sort of 5d chess operation but i don't think so they're trying to throw the book at him aren't

01:46:06 they yes aren't they they're trying to chuck me in prison again because there's that thing that

01:46:12 went round about is so and so there's like um a figure on the right is an agent and it's like well

01:46:19 maybe but also maybe they're just trying to put the cat amongst the pigeons and having have us

01:46:23 turn on each other i don't i don't think there's anyone in this office i hope not you may be you're

01:46:30 How shocking would that be if it turned out that...

01:46:33 Agent Shields for the Deep State, who knows who it could be.

01:46:36 It's not you, is it?

01:46:37 No, but then I would say no, wouldn't I, if it wasn't me?

01:46:41 Yeah, that's true, that's true, you would.

01:46:43 Pretty sure it's not me.

01:46:44 I mean, I'm not saying I'm not for sale,

01:46:46 but nobody's come up with a number yet.

01:46:48 Yeah.

01:46:49 I mean, clearly, I've started stripping on this show for like £5,

01:46:53 so clearly I am for sale.

01:46:56 You know, HMRC, you have a lot of money at their disposal.

01:47:00 you can buy me but give me give me a number that works utterly shameless it's funny when uh well

01:47:06 once i've seen people say that i'm like some sort of uh because part of some sort of containment

01:47:10 project yeah part of that thing or something i thought i always thought it'd be really cool

01:47:14 to be approached by mi5 i would rebuff them in no uncertain terms yeah but i always thought that

01:47:19 would be cool at least but no no i can't i can't claim that i've ever been contacted by anything

01:47:26 like that just just haven't so i mean i sometimes get people say oh you're you're like a russia 0.91

01:47:31 shill or something again like again i'm not proud it's just like okay chinese send me women

01:47:37 russian send me rupals i mean let's do a deal here but nobody ever does let's talk turkey

01:47:43 yeah no again it would be it would be really cool to be approached by like the russian deep state

01:47:49 i'll tell them where to go of course yeah but that would be a cool story my bank but my bank is down

01:47:54 there that's where you go if anyone like that ever did approach me they would be told where to stick

01:47:59 it in on certain terms right and then i'd have a cool story which i'd probably tell on the internet

01:48:04 right very soon after yeah you never guess what happened someone from the kremlin some

01:48:09 someone from fsb actually contacted me this is how it went down i would love telling that story

01:48:15 that'd be cool never happened live a boring life all right um the penultimate one is from james

01:48:22 who says Benedict Lee's father Robert and Uncle Benedict were in Henry VIII's football team.

01:48:28 Henry VIII's football team.

01:48:30 Modern soccer as we know it didn't exist back then.

01:48:32 He talked about something else.

01:48:34 They were his personal bodyguards during Catherine of Aragon's year, Catherine of Aragon years.

01:48:39 Okay, I mean interesting, a football team.

01:48:41 There wasn't, football is like a 19th century invention.

01:48:45 He talked about something else.

01:48:46 Some sort of medieval early version of football.

01:48:48 Maybe it was a different version.

01:48:50 Yeah, okay.

01:48:50 and the last one here from the Fenlander

01:48:53 1665 says

01:48:54 it's master and commander

01:48:56 no questions asked anyway you talk about

01:48:59 like favourite historical film I mean that is a good one

01:49:01 I mean that's not based on any historical

01:49:03 those are fictional characters as well

01:49:05 are you telling me that most

01:49:07 of my historical knowledge is inaccurate

01:49:08 I mean it might

01:49:10 actually well be me and Luca did a long form bit of

01:49:13 content all about the master and commander novels and

01:49:15 the film of course yeah if anyone's interested in that

01:49:17 but yeah they're not

01:49:18 I'm starting to question

01:49:19 if I actually know

01:49:20 anything about history

01:49:21 maybe it's all

01:49:23 just based on

01:49:24 novels

01:49:25 you have to be careful

01:49:27 yeah

01:49:27 he put anyway

01:49:28 and he's given

01:49:30 £4.99

01:49:30 he's put anyway

01:49:31 is £4.99 enough

01:49:32 for Lord Dan's Hub

01:49:33 some of us

01:49:34 are lowly

01:49:35 and only work

01:49:36 for the local government

01:49:37 well you're not lowly

01:49:38 in my eyes

01:49:39 yes

01:49:39 alright

01:49:40 there was loads of them

01:49:41 so this is one of the

01:49:43 longest shows I've ever done

01:49:44 it's now

01:49:44 10 to 10

01:49:45 9.50 in the a.m.

01:49:47 Greenwich Mean Time

01:49:48 on Friday the 13th of November

01:49:51 in the year of Our Lord 2026.

01:49:53 Dan, thanks for joining me.

01:49:54 No, it was all right.

01:49:55 It was all right.

01:49:55 You're welcome back whenever.

01:49:56 Literally any morning you want to come on,

01:49:58 just say so.

01:49:58 I can see that in the chat

01:50:00 they're speculating about

01:50:02 how much it would cost

01:50:03 to get my pants off.

01:50:04 And I think I might have started

01:50:07 something unfortunate here.

01:50:08 I don't think I wanted to set this precedent.

01:50:10 Maybe I should have just

01:50:11 kept my underwear on.

01:50:13 The thing is, Dan,

01:50:14 I don't want to be revealed too much,

01:50:17 but you're not a poor man so so you could insist on 50 grand no no don't do it just

01:50:25 my number is lower than 50 grand i'll tell you that now everyone's got a number let's be honest

01:50:33 with ourselves yeah i mean am i really going to turn down 35 grand for for my pants i mean

01:50:39 the answer is no and the number may even be lower than that say 33 500 let's start talking turkey

01:50:47 This is where it gets dangerous.

01:50:49 I don't want to tell them what the actual number is

01:50:51 because some of them might actually pay it on air

01:50:53 and then I'm in a right picker, aren't I?

01:50:55 Is it like $17.95?

01:50:57 I'm going to need one of those Victorian dressing things

01:51:00 like the little curtains on a wire rack.

01:51:02 I'm just going to have to be like,

01:51:03 all right, okay, bit of dead air.

01:51:05 Just get me the lapel, Mike.

01:51:07 I've got to go behind the changing screen.

01:51:10 It's just, no.

01:51:11 Oh, might as well, really?

01:51:12 James Lee Pevenhall has just chimed up 0.99

01:51:13 and he said, damn, Busters. 0.99

01:51:15 That is a great film. 0.99

01:51:17 Is that true?

01:51:18 Yes, that is based on a real historical fact.

01:51:20 I don't like that film, though.

01:51:21 Oh, yeah?

01:51:22 Well, it's a bit slow.

01:51:24 Why don't you like it?

01:51:24 I like Dabusters.

01:51:26 Well, it's because it's a film I watched maybe half of it when I was seven,

01:51:30 because I don't tend to watch the really old films.

01:51:32 It is black and white, isn't it?

01:51:34 It's a great film.

01:51:35 I love that, though.

01:51:35 Okay, all right.

01:51:36 We've got to bring the show to an end.

01:51:37 51 minutes past 9 in the AM.

01:51:39 Thank you for joining me, everyone.

01:51:40 You've been the Glorious Band of Chosen For You,

01:51:42 my band of brothers and sisters.

01:51:43 Without you guys, it isn't a thing.

01:51:44 Really, really appreciate it.

01:51:46 All right.

01:51:46 try and make the best of the day ahead if you can

01:51:48 Carpe Diem, seize the day, it's the most valuable thing you'll ever

01:51:50 have, hope you enjoy the rest of the day and the

01:51:52 weekend and I'll see you on Monday morning

01:51:54 until then, take care

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - November 13, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 13th November 2026

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