The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 28th August 2026

00:00:00.000 morning

00:00:03.920 you all right

00:00:08.560 hope you are sincerely hope you are it's now friday thank f it's friday right

00:00:15.080 the 28th of august in the year of our lord 2026 you're the glorious band the chosen few my band

00:00:20.700 of brothers and sisters thank you for joining me without you it isn't a thing as always i'm

00:00:24.400 joining it as nearly always i'm joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning

00:00:27.860 little harry morning i'm all good oh and i'm joined by a guest today that's why i'm in this seat

00:00:33.300 big harry jump scare whoa big harry robinson how are you half the audience tunes out immediately

00:00:40.060 yeah oh it's a harry show not that yes hello there friends i hope you're all having a good

00:00:47.160 morning and yes it's friday which means hopefully uh like me you can all go out for a nice drink

00:00:53.020 today because as well as being friday for most people it's going to be payday oh yeah right

00:00:57.520 payday 28th nice that's right you can spend it all in one place which is the pub because you

00:01:02.520 should be going to the pub tonight i can i can uh um get a little bit off of the credit card debt

00:01:09.080 i've got but mainly you should go to the pub i'm joking as well i haven't got a credit card

00:01:14.640 i've never had a credit card probably for the best yeah no it's not a good idea but a lot of

00:01:19.820 people like that payday yay my debt can go down a tiny bit that's me that's me all right payday

00:01:27.980 yeah gotta pay like loads of bills that are in arrears or whatever well all right but you're

00:01:35.260 all right you're looking forward to the weekend it's a big weekend isn't it uh yeah i'm it's the

00:01:39.380 witton for me for those who don't know the witton is a is an annual event where loads of people from

00:01:44.080 our sphere tend to go and give speeches and mainly get drunk um but i'll be there uh and i'm giving

00:01:51.300 the the keynote speech on sunday don't know why they gave that particular position to me but

00:01:57.340 somebody must have some faith in me so you know you're famous no i'm not you're internet famous

00:02:03.520 even then questionable not not a label i'm comfortable with that should be good i went

00:02:10.980 and won once then it was it was fun to be honest yeah they are they are a good time lots of good

00:02:16.100 people complete sausage fest oh yeah complete sausage fest tickets are incredibly expensive

00:02:22.080 but maybe i'll see one of you there good okay that's enough faffing about though

00:02:27.780 it's far too much fannying around for friday morning you ask me let's just get you ask me

00:02:34.360 let's just get straight into it all right what's the legacy corporate lamestream media banging on

00:02:38.360 about this morning what's that cabal quite frankly evil cabal of fleet street editors

00:02:41.740 trying to tell us is or isn't important what are they uh trying to beam directly into our brain

00:02:47.140 boxes this morning lying to us about by omission okay town gripped by fear middlesbrough that is

00:02:52.720 the town of middlesbrough is gripped by fear i think earlier in the week i described it as the

00:02:58.180 midlands that's north yorkshire yeah you just heard middle and uh midlands i've actually been

00:03:05.840 to middlesbrough once as well oh yeah i went to an away an away game yep didn't didn't hold and

00:03:12.060 didn't give enough space in your brain for it i must have only been a high space i've only been

00:03:16.540 about 15 or 16 and um so yonks ago yeah many many moons ago don't even remember how long the coach

00:03:23.300 ride was other than it was long i've never been to middlesbrough personally no beneath your dignity

00:03:29.980 uh no i've just never ended up like we the english you know when i when i went to america

00:03:35.000 so funny because they were all like uh oh yeah where where do you live near and i was like well

00:03:39.680 i live here and they go oh where do you go where do you go you go all the places around i've heard

00:03:43.940 of this place do you go here do you go here it's like no not really the english were very settled

00:03:48.960 people if you live somewhere there's probably like three dozen little hamlets and villages

00:03:54.480 spread out in the countryside around where you live and you you think to yourself i should go

00:03:59.820 there sometime and you never do yeah especially when it's close like where i've lived in and

00:04:04.800 around the greater metropolitan london area my whole life loads of things in london that

00:04:08.780 tourists will see or you should see you just don't make the effort for years on end because

00:04:13.820 you always think oh i could do that anytime and then you don't and then you never do or nearly

00:04:17.620 never do you ever gone to baker street see the sherlock holmes house yeah i mean it's not there

00:04:22.280 there's no such address but yeah well you go you can go to see where they like filmed it in tv

00:04:27.220 shows and stuff and i did that once just on a touristy little thing and it was just like yep

00:04:31.520 it's the door yeah yeah that's what it would be if it was such a thing um yeah one thing

00:04:38.200 the ripper tours they do around the east end they're good that around white chapel but most

00:04:43.900 of the buildings aren't there anymore anyway anyway yeah i remember west ham got thumped 4-2

00:04:49.140 by middlesbrough chaninio scored anyone remember chaninio nope no that's 1990s football why would

00:04:56.320 why would you okay all of the audience probably weren't alive by then Bo come on yeah or they're

00:05:02.520 foreign and they're like don't definitely didn't follow what do you mean about this kick ball

00:05:08.120 crap in the mid to late 90s um okay so Middlesbrough is a town that's gripped by fear though 0.97

00:05:15.260 worrying oh and Nepal death toll climbs so there's more Nepal stuff so let's start with 0.99

00:05:22.000 the mirror which is let's be honest a labor party propaganda organ at this point inside inside town 0.78

00:05:29.360 gripped by fear nine lives lost which is those five in the car remember this there was a head-on

00:05:36.320 crash oh a head were these the ones who were driving the wrong way down the motor yeah so

00:05:40.120 there's five lads in a car they all died the two cops in the other car they died then a house fire

00:05:46.580 with a woman and a little kid,

00:05:49.480 seven-year-old kid, in the house,

00:05:51.640 which apparently was some sort of revenge.

00:05:54.460 So now the death toll stands at nine

00:05:56.500 if you start counting with that car crash.

00:05:59.720 Bloody hell.

00:06:00.420 Nine lives lost after a horror crash and deadly fire

00:06:03.220 amid a brutal gang war

00:06:04.480 that has left families terrified under siege.

00:06:09.280 So a gang war has erupted as a result of this crash.

00:06:13.040 Is that the suggestion that's going on here?

00:06:14.760 well I don't know not exactly I mean when you read about it some of the articles about it

00:06:18.620 it's really really not clear what's going on so it might it might just be that there's all this

00:06:23.460 all these tragedies have happened and there's a gang war on the side yeah is that I mean that's

00:06:28.180 the impression I get that Middlesbrough has been lawless for a long time one of the things they

00:06:33.380 said is that for whatever reason you know the idiosyncrasies of the how the police work and

00:06:39.020 the funding is that Middlesbrough has got what that's what I'm reading this morning if I'm wrong

00:06:44.160 correct me Middlesbrough has effectively got like a rural police force even though obviously it's

00:06:49.600 quite a big city relatively big city um yeah it hasn't done enough people it hasn't got like a

00:06:56.600 proper metropolitan style police force of its own it's just got sort of the a rural one i.e

00:07:02.280 nowhere near enough or good enough that's what the papers are saying um but yeah and that people

00:07:08.040 have lived in fear in middlesbrough for a long time like normal law-abiding people that happen

00:07:14.520 to live on a pretty dodgy estate have just lived in fear for a long time and the police are not

00:07:20.360 not non-existent but there's just nowhere near enough of them and there's just tons and tons

00:07:25.320 and tons of crime and gang all sorts of gangs doing their drug stuff and bullying

00:07:31.320 well i mean gangs do bully well yeah yeah i mean that's one word for it that's one that's one thing

00:07:38.240 that they're known for yeah that is one word for it uh so so is this specified as like are these

00:07:44.240 foreign gangs are these english gangs are these gypsy gangs they're explicitly not saying but

00:07:50.100 from some of the footage of some of the images they don't they do look white

00:07:53.880 but whether they're actually that might be the victims romany gypsies

00:07:59.080 wackies god knows what i i don't know i don't know the papers the lamestream media of course

00:08:07.000 are not being clear about any of that but from the images of like the vigils they had for those kids

00:08:13.120 and various other things they seem to be white it's certainly not sort of pakistani v indian

00:08:18.860 gangs or anything like that or muslim versus christian nigerian gangs they seem to be white

00:08:24.380 but okay well again i've not been to middlesbrough before that i can remember but obviously definitely

00:08:30.140 parts of parts of north and south yorkshire have definitely had massive influxes of like

00:08:35.740 pakistanis and other foreign populations if i last time i remember going to york it wasn't

00:08:40.460 it wasn't bad but that was like 11 years ago now didn't they didn't they do an initiative where

00:08:45.100 where they wanted to be the first anti-racist city in the country.

00:08:50.420 What, York or Middlesbrough?

00:08:51.360 York.

00:08:51.820 The actual city of York.

00:08:53.580 So even like York itself is trying to be more diverse.

00:08:58.560 Is York up near Middlesbrough then, Teesside?

00:09:01.480 I don't know how close they are to one another.

00:09:04.300 Okay.

00:09:05.280 So under siege, they've got to call in Casey Ryback.

00:09:08.560 They've got to call in Tommy Lee Jones.

00:09:15.100 Now, that would be something.

00:09:18.020 Okay.

00:09:18.700 Have you seen Under Siege 1?

00:09:20.280 No.

00:09:20.760 You haven't seen Under Siege 1?

00:09:21.560 Kids these days haven't even seen Under Siege 1.

00:09:23.860 I'm sorry.

00:09:25.420 I know people...

00:09:25.900 Again, it's way 90s.

00:09:27.260 You're forgiven.

00:09:28.120 I know people who haven't watched Star Wars.

00:09:30.560 My missus hasn't seen Die Hard.

00:09:33.720 What? 0.97

00:09:35.440 She's never watched Die Hard.

00:09:37.760 I've watched it countless times,

00:09:40.540 especially growing up.

00:09:41.640 when i was like 14 years old nothing better than switching on diehard and watching john mclean 0.99

00:09:48.060 kick some kick some terrorist ass you know welcome to the party pal i know they're terrorists but 0.95

00:09:54.440 you know joe what i loved was diehard 3 yeah that was one of the best sequels ever yeah 0.99

00:10:03.440 with jeremy irons in it yeah i'm a soldier not a monster yeah it's very rare that the third

00:10:10.800 iteration of a franchise is the best one but i consider it the best one but they got the original

00:10:15.520 director back didn't they for it um whose name i've forgotten but who also directed like stuff

00:10:20.560 like predator so good action director yeah die hard three is is excellent um the four and five

00:10:28.480 were terrible terrible never watched five is there even a six i don't even know uh i'm pretty sure

00:10:34.960 Bruce Willis

00:10:36.460 is like

00:10:37.020 dementia ridden now

00:10:37.980 so

00:10:38.220 oh god yeah

00:10:39.480 yeah Bruce Willis

00:10:40.880 is not in a good place

00:10:41.940 shame for Bruce Willis

00:10:42.740 yeah

00:10:42.960 yeah yeah

00:10:43.480 your spirit animal

00:10:45.820 I just assume

00:10:48.280 all bald people

00:10:49.040 know one another

00:10:49.680 no one's ever seen

00:10:52.160 me and Bruce Willis

00:10:53.000 in the same room

00:10:53.620 at the same time

00:10:54.240 or Jason Statham

00:10:55.260 yeah or Jason Statham

00:10:56.420 or Mr. Clean

00:10:57.640 or Carl Pilkington

00:10:59.120 I'm somewhere between

00:11:03.380 Jason Statham

00:11:04.060 and Carl Pilkington

00:11:04.780 I'll leave it up to you to decide which end of that spectrum

00:11:06.980 I'm actually... It's quite a line-up of persons

00:11:08.420 you've got there.

00:11:11.800 Okay.

00:11:12.820 There's some sort of gang war in Middlesbrough.

00:11:14.940 Right. Who knew?

00:11:16.700 I didn't. This is all news to me.

00:11:19.100 Did not know this.

00:11:21.000 Okay. The Telegraph. The Daily Telegraph.

00:11:23.120 These are Britons.

00:11:25.440 These are British people. 1.00

00:11:27.320 They look more like the sort of people I'd expect 1.00

00:11:29.000 to see in Nepal, to be honest. 1.00

00:11:30.920 But they are in Nepal

00:11:32.220 and may be in trouble

00:11:34.500 the wife might may be missing okay that's terrible for them of course yeah yeah there's another bit

00:11:41.760 where it says there's like britons and it's just like a bunch of foreign faces look these britons

00:11:47.060 look nepalese faces of britons missing in the pool and then there's faces of nepalese people

00:11:52.160 yeah when i started to see the reports coming from the pool and obviously what's happening in

00:11:56.300 the pool it's terrible you know wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wish it on anybody it was the framing of 0.53

00:12:01.720 the media that i i took a issue with because i immediately saw like dozens of britons caught in

00:12:07.720 these floods in nepal hundreds of britons caught in these floods in nepal and they were using

00:12:12.280 britons like the actual term used for like like ancestrally british ancient britons and i thought

00:12:21.920 to myself how many british people are going to be i mean i'm sure a few of them go but how many

00:12:28.300 like actually british people are going to be in nepal right now i mean there's probably going to

00:12:32.200 be a few holiday makers maybe it'll be one or two people um wanting to climb everest or going like

00:12:38.100 i need to discover myself but that's also much earlier in the year yeah you want to try and

00:12:43.840 summit in like may or june at the latest it's a bit late in the year for that so

00:12:48.540 probably won't be many sort of native white brits in katmandu at this time of year but

00:12:55.320 there'll probably be some still but yeah so I just knew it was going to be something like this 0.93

00:13:00.300 and obviously it's terrible for them yeah of course yeah yeah yeah but just like say lots

00:13:05.580 of Nepalese people have been caught in the floods in Nepal it's terrible just say that yeah it's

00:13:09.060 fine Nepalese people that have got a part of British passport let's be accurate okay police

00:13:16.660 surged to tackle northern gang war Middlesbrough on alert for further violence after car crash

00:13:22.100 death house fire and stabbing so they had to apparently i had to um send in 200 specialist

00:13:29.700 cops to middlesbrough to try and try and stop a gang war from popping off all right it's terrible

00:13:38.580 what's happened to our cities yeah you know just like chaos and the streets in so many places it's

00:13:43.400 either in the case of middle middlesbrough it just sounds like they just don't have the money

00:13:47.700 to fund an actual police force which is fantastic it costs probably going on social care there's

00:13:54.800 probably like three special needs children soaking up 30 million pounds each or something that the

00:13:59.920 council's having to spend money on uh because the whole thing's money laundering front um or

00:14:04.840 the the gangs are foreign and they just go oh we don't want to touch that

00:14:09.420 we just don't want to touch that and chaos reigns 1.00

00:14:12.900 I feel at a certain point 0.98

00:14:15.600 when the police are so inept 0.99

00:14:17.480 and so thin on the ground 0.98

00:14:19.460 a bit like a prison

00:14:21.560 where the prisoners might realise at one point

00:14:23.540 oh there's no guards

00:14:24.620 oh there's like four guards

00:14:28.000 in this whole prison

00:14:28.820 oh

00:14:30.260 so we could do whatever we wanted

00:14:33.320 effectively

00:14:34.740 if we wanted to do that

00:14:36.620 when that happens in a society

00:14:38.820 doesn't seem like we're that far from that

00:14:42.780 well weren't they also weren't they trying to workshop ideas for for all of these early release

00:14:47.720 prisoners who are getting off on 40 of their sentence so they can make way for um thought

00:14:53.180 criminals and such weren't they also workshopping well we're going to put these early release

00:14:58.340 criminals particularly the violent ones in a very limited city zone like one district of a city

00:15:04.160 and they can't go out of there and that's going to be a policed area heavily policed area

00:15:09.360 and that will make it so that normal people are not disturbed by these criminals that we're

00:15:15.080 letting out early and that's that's literally the plot of arkham city the batman game where

00:15:23.140 they just like take over a part of a city a part of the city and just throw all the criminals in

00:15:27.300 there and it turns into complete chaos and the criminals can move yeah as well they can still

00:15:34.700 also move around and go into the other bit of the city or wherever they want also is it not

00:15:39.000 escape from new york as well yeah like we're literally just like going how can we get a john

00:15:46.040 carpenter film like live live reality john carpenter movie going on in england right now

00:15:54.040 so is it a narco tyranny yeah and very very deliberate all right treasury data shows uh

00:16:00.420 wealth tax won't work gary stevenson most affected anyone that thought there's any validity to

00:16:07.500 leftist economic theory most affected of course it doesn't work rich people the first people to

00:16:14.060 flee or leave if they're being taxed too heavily because they can so yeah wealth tax won't work

00:16:21.640 well the only way that funnily enough this is what i discussed about gary stevenson

00:16:29.540 you kind if you want something like that if you want it to work because yeah obviously you try

00:16:35.600 and go like oh you're you're rich i'm going to take 90 of your money they're just going to leave

00:16:39.140 so if you want it to work you kind of need to close all of your borders uh and then

00:16:47.200 enact a form of economic nationalism nationalism what do you mean uh like you you would need to go

00:16:55.580 with like you'd basically need to have a closed economy so the outside pressures wouldn't be able

00:17:01.260 to force you because because those wealthy people if you lock them down in the country they'd just

00:17:04.340 get on the phone to all of their buddies and governments elsewhere and go like you need to

00:17:08.160 get some tariffs on these guys you need to get into a trade war you get them to pressure them

00:17:12.240 in some way um but they're not going to do that they're not going to close the economy off so

00:17:17.940 that you could be self-reliant uh outside of globalism they're not going to close all of

00:17:22.240 the borders to make sure that these people can't run away if it came to it so that the irony is

00:17:27.500 if gary stevenson's economics were to actually work he would basically have to like enact fascism

00:17:33.780 or communism or communism but when you're talking in purely economic terms there's a

00:17:43.000 there's a very thin line between the two you look at the soviet union or certain points in the

00:17:48.540 stalinist period of the soviet union when you look at east berlin or something yeah there's

00:17:53.980 walls around it it's not to keep the evil capitalists out it's to keep the soviet

00:17:59.560 comrades in is to keep them from fleeing um okay all right uh over 40s are last generation of

00:18:07.100 drinkers i doubt that as probably there's a trend i'm sure there's a trend there basically the older

00:18:12.880 you are the more likely you are to be a pisshead or sorry a drinker younger people don't drink as

00:18:18.900 much certainly don't smoke anywhere near as much young but when i was young everyone smoked most 0.97

00:18:25.140 people started smoking yeah most people started smoking what would now seem really quite young

00:18:31.400 14 15 16 and most people smoked everyone older than me nearly everyone older than me all smoked

00:18:38.160 you could smoke in a doctor's waiting room you could smoke whilst you're sitting there with the

00:18:42.740 gp he's got an ashtray on his desk i mean i i you could smoke in in the in the train in the closed

00:18:48.780 tube train you could smoke in aeroplanes pubs and all restaurants stunk of cigarettes i i remember

00:18:56.320 growing up going to the pub with my dad because it was after it was a like went to a funeral i

00:19:01.180 went to the function afterwards at the pub and all i remember i must have been like four i was like

00:19:06.000 that big i remember looking up at people and just the my nostrils being like filled up with all of

00:19:11.860 the smoke good times yeah good times i remember when the smoking ban first came in and walking

00:19:20.000 into a pub and being like oh it's not that extreme odor of like stale old layer after layer after

00:19:29.840 layer after layer of cigarette smoke oh the pub doesn't smell like that anymore i can see you

00:19:34.600 through the other the other end of the room huh how about that or uh decline yeah what's a decline

00:19:40.820 Better times

00:19:41.800 Even I know

00:19:44.460 People I grew up with

00:19:46.260 Who started smoking at 11

00:19:47.600 You know

00:19:48.900 Like

00:19:49.340 Oh found my dad's 0.88

00:19:50.640 Fag packet in his pocket 0.98

00:19:51.980 Oh let's 0.99

00:19:52.580 Let's have a go at this

00:19:53.640 You know doing stuff like that

00:19:55.540 But

00:19:56.940 Even when you watch old films

00:19:58.200 Sometimes old black and white films

00:19:59.460 And people smoking all the time

00:20:01.100 In the films

00:20:01.720 All the time everyone is

00:20:03.160 Like Stalin was a chain smoker

00:20:06.040 You'll find 0.94

00:20:06.420 You'll be pictures of like

00:20:07.840 At Yalta

00:20:08.640 Or something

00:20:09.420 You know

00:20:10.660 and the sun's just got a fag on at all times or a pipe or a pipe yeah or a pipe a lot of these

00:20:16.840 people smoke yeah like harold wilson almost constantly had a pipe in his mouth people do

00:20:21.260 need to get back into pipe smoking it's uh it's quite nice it's very relaxing and then also it's

00:20:28.080 not actually as bad for you because you don't inhale the smoke in the same way i was gonna say

00:20:32.240 no it's the most carcinogenic form not necessarily lung cancer or emphysema but mouth cancer tongue

00:20:38.460 cancer moral panic moral panic wet wipe woke we've got a woke in the room folks but no over 40s the

00:20:50.220 last generation of drinkers how do they make that out i don't i just i think it's just broad analysis

00:20:54.760 that older people if you're a 70s kid or older there's just a massive drinking culture like we

00:21:02.460 talk about smoking there's just a bigger drinking culture um i mean it doesn't reflect my experience

00:21:09.320 i'll just say that fair enough i'm some i'm somewhat younger than 40 although i feel like it

00:21:14.380 it always approaches quicker than you expect it to um aren't you aren't your generation more into

00:21:19.960 like ketamine or something i don't know sadly i have met plenty of people who have taken lots of

00:21:27.540 ketamine in front of me it never particularly ends well i've never touched the stuff myself

00:21:32.060 though uh no but plenty of people still go out drinking and have a grand old time okay aren't

00:21:37.800 you guys more into like clarky cat what or um ecstasy pipes what a pipe i'm making it up

00:21:47.960 it's brass eye references those are brass eye references they're nonsense they're nonsense

00:21:52.160 things sorry i've watched i went over my hair rolf harris's spunky backpack no anybody okay

00:22:01.000 let's move on the sun the sun so yeah that's that poor seven-year-old girl who burnt to death in a

00:22:05.820 house fire because of the gang war in middlesbrough that's 200 cops sent to tackle gang feud that

00:22:11.600 killed girl seven how did you take uk town become a war zone yeah and when you read about uh some of

00:22:19.140 the details it's like really vague about like oh it's just a it's a deprived uh area that's been

00:22:26.060 left behind for decades and there's not enough funding for the police okay okay fair enough

00:22:31.820 this is the whole thing is it actual gangs what are we actually talking about is it the whole town

00:22:36.900 or is it just one is it is it like one rough council estate that's just chaos 24 7 like if

00:22:43.220 i went to middlesbrough tomorrow and just drove to the town center to do some shopping or see

00:22:47.900 some sites i don't know what their sites are to see in middlesbrough still would i just could i

00:22:52.780 expect to see a car chase going on past me could i expect it to be mugged or is it just stay away

00:23:00.340 from this part of town i have no idea the three or four articles i've read now um don't go to any

00:23:06.080 sort of anywhere near that sort of detail it's just very very broadly this is a disadvantaged

00:23:11.440 northern town that's been left behind that seems to be one of the things they're all saying it's

00:23:16.040 been left behind and then they just start talking about the funding for the police

00:23:19.280 okay that's like mildly interesting that's important data points but what gangs who are

00:23:27.660 they what is their feud what are we actually talking about so from what i've read so far

00:23:35.180 none of that sort of information and maybe we'll hear about more of it later okay the guardian the 0.99

00:23:41.220 guardian is really disgusting globalist anti-white slop isn't it the guardian communist filth okay 0.95

00:23:47.900 race to get aid to nepal and tibet amid warnings of further floods um there was one thing i think 0.99

00:23:54.100 maybe it was on the telegraph yeah i had a little bit of a little bit of a thing here that was like

00:23:59.440 a high glacial a high a bit of a glacier high up on the mountains and it broke off and then it's

00:24:08.160 just gone down through the valleys and you know picked up picked up speed and momentum if anything

00:24:15.320 oh good so that that video in the top right corner there of it approaching that's terrifying

00:24:20.920 those people running away yeah yeah it's really have you seen footage of it so far yet

00:24:26.540 it goes really fast honestly it's even if you're using a car you'd have to be a it'd have to be a

00:24:34.240 half decent car and a straight bit of road yeah uh to dream of getting away maybe this clip shows

00:24:40.420 how it's just like suddenly it's like a nightmare just yeah this is this huge wall of water coming

00:24:46.260 at you see them all running yeah i think we shouldn't have heard dead air but um you know

00:24:57.700 there bloody hell

00:24:58.820 you're not out running it are you no you can't really hide from that either 0.87

00:25:10.320 it's going to smash all the glass in those buildings

00:25:13.340 your only hope will be to get to higher ground basically higher ground yeah even if you get

00:25:20.020 underground it's probably going to flood that too and then you'll just drown but i mean it's

00:25:24.380 terrifying to think in that as well there's just there's debris there's solid objects in that oh

00:25:29.000 that's the other thing yeah when they're calling it a flood it's like i mean okay it's a type of

00:25:33.360 flood it's really much more of like a mudslide or a landslide more really um yeah yeah it'll be

00:25:40.180 filled with um rocks and boulders and all sorts um there's gonna be more than a few hundred killed

00:25:49.540 aren't they i would have thought there'd be a lot more thousands of people killed

00:25:54.100 it really is something out of a movie um all right okay let's uh let's go back to the papers

00:26:03.060 uh russia says that the uk is quote playing with fire quote by supporting kiev

00:26:08.500 are you concerned that the russians will actually do something to us they've sort of been saying

00:26:12.740 they will no we'll pay the price not really you don't think they'll do anything fear as was talking

00:26:17.540 about this as the first segment yesterday on the podcast and i said to him we've listened we've

00:26:22.900 been supporting kiev for years now and so so is america we've been sending over men to like man

00:26:31.300 that man the machinery that we've been sending over there for a while and i was i was covering

00:26:35.780 it like two three years ago going like oh my goodness maybe this is going to be the thing

00:26:40.900 that pushes um pushes russia over the line and it never did even though russia was like right

00:26:46.100 Like, we've got a red line now, and then we cross the red line.

00:26:49.060 And you go, well, you best not cross this red line then.

00:26:52.000 And then you cross it anyway.

00:26:53.580 I mean, they've sent a few potential attacks our way.

00:26:57.740 You know, there was the attempted bombing of a plane in Germany, for instance,

00:27:03.340 and another of more subterfuge-esque attempts by Russia that we're being told was by Russia

00:27:07.760 to try and disrupt some supply lines.

00:27:11.300 But ultimately, it feels like the same game that we've been playing for the past four years.

00:27:16.100 the EU and Britain says we're going to keep supporting Kiev no matter what Russia says well

00:27:21.000 if you keep supporting Kiev no matter what then we're going to have some consequences

00:27:24.320 and then that just goes around in circles what do you think about it well yeah I said just I suspect

00:27:30.420 not like if I had to put a tenner on it will they do something in the next year or something

00:27:35.760 probably not I mean maybe some sort of cyber attack maybe but yeah probably not but you never

00:27:43.040 know do you you never know i mean worrying i'm not saying that there's a non-zero i'm not saying

00:27:48.080 there's a zero percent chance yeah i'm saying if i would go like 95 5 they um they recalled their

00:27:57.140 ambassador that's actually they don't usually do that unless they plan to do something but you know

00:28:04.140 do i think the russian equivalent of cruise missiles will start landing on british factories

00:28:09.360 No, I highly doubt that

00:28:11.380 But okay, the times, the venerable times

00:28:14.120 The poor death toll climbs amid fears of new flood

00:28:16.620 Saying there might be a second pulse

00:28:18.320 Yeah, and there's individual people there

00:28:21.360 That are missing, or whatever

00:28:24.760 Okay, the mail, the Daily Mail

00:28:26.360 Pure globalist slot

00:28:28.080 Flash flood horror

00:28:30.380 Faces of Britons missing in the pool 0.55

00:28:32.100 Are they Britons? 1.00

00:28:34.620 Okay 0.92

00:28:34.880 This teacher 1.00

00:28:36.300 she sexually assaulted some boys

00:28:39.040 years and years and years ago 0.90

00:28:40.440 isn't that more a story

00:28:45.300 for like the Sunday sport

00:28:46.580 that's typically what they do

00:28:48.580 yeah

00:28:49.420 ok

00:28:53.120 the Financial Times, the FT

00:28:54.600 they also go with the floods

00:28:56.680 of course it's the thing

00:28:58.400 UEFA Prime's criminal lawsuit

00:29:01.440 against Infantino

00:29:03.240 over FIFA

00:29:04.560 a stake sale debacle

00:29:06.200 so UEFA is obviously

00:29:07.960 the European football governing body

00:29:10.320 and FIFA is the world governing body

00:29:11.920 so FIFA and UEFA are at war

00:29:14.060 happy now

00:29:16.400 am I?

00:29:20.420 that's a day to day quote again

00:29:21.920 oh I'm sorry

00:29:22.620 I'm sorry

00:29:23.420 I have watched some of Chris Morris' work

00:29:27.880 but clearly not enough

00:29:29.380 I've stopped doing it

00:29:31.400 the immortal clip

00:29:34.400 where in the IT crowd

00:29:35.680 he just casually steps out of the window

00:29:37.660 lives rent free in my head

00:29:41.140 yeah that is funny

00:29:42.380 yeah

00:29:43.400 okay so UEFA thinks

00:29:46.240 that

00:29:48.120 that Infantino guy

00:29:49.700 the head of FIFA

00:29:50.240 has in fact

00:29:51.220 definitely done something wrong

00:29:52.560 with Jared Kushner

00:29:54.700 well Jared Kushner's brother

00:29:56.000 is it

00:29:57.180 Jared Kushner's little brother

00:29:58.500 of course the Kushners are involved in it

00:30:00.520 somehow 0.93

00:30:01.040 why not

00:30:03.400 and you know like war breaks out with Iran and Donald Trump wait no sorry Kushner is

00:30:10.940 the diplomatic envoy to is it is it Iran or is it or is it Russia no so he's Trump's son-in-law

00:30:18.980 right oh I know and so he's just like a special he's not I think he doesn't work for the State

00:30:24.240 Department I don't believe he's just Trump's boy it's just when Trump was sent along like that

00:30:28.640 stephen wickhoff yeah that's outside that's the partnership outside the state department or

00:30:33.300 anything and it's just like when trump wants to send like basically like a trump viceroy somewhere

00:30:38.860 wickhoff and or kushner get sent so it's wherever is yeah he's not like it's not like an ambassador 0.59

00:30:46.080 just to iran or just to whatever yeah he gets sent around so these kushners end up in all

00:30:52.440 sorts of funny places don't they javrid kushner is above formal diplomacy he sits above that 0.96

00:30:58.740 oh good that's that's interesting i remember there's a funny joke it was on family guy years

00:31:04.300 ago years and years ago before trump was um before trump was president in 2016 and it was one of

00:31:10.000 those family guy cutaway jokes and it was about trump and it was just like trump being um uh just

00:31:16.640 being a braggart and a show-off and then the cutaway joke ends by oh have you met my son-in-law

00:31:22.960 and that was it and that was the end of it and at the time i was like i don't get that reference i

00:31:27.420 don't know what that's about but the point is family guy was engaged in some predictive programming

00:31:32.520 even years and years ago trump was just pushing jared kushner how much how much more does seth

00:31:38.200 mcfarlane know yeah yeah and i i personally i remember some murdoch murdoch jokes about

00:31:44.440 donald trump and jared kushner but they're probably not able to be repeated on youtube right now yeah

00:31:49.720 this is supposed to be a family show as well yeah yeah the breakfast with bo okay caught on camera

00:31:55.420 in the uk here's a different story caught on camera in the uk china embassy guards using their

00:32:01.240 electroshock weapons to threaten protesters chinese protesters so it's a story of like um

00:32:06.940 chinese people in britain protesting outside the chinese embassy in britain about things that are 0.57

00:32:13.940 going on in china oh i hate all that crap like when and then iranian people besieging the iranian 0.95

00:32:22.260 embassy in london about stuff that's going on in iran it's like oh just get out of my country 0.96

00:32:26.820 or every every every party involved in that get lost but anyway okay and these electroshock 0.54

00:32:34.660 weapons are not legal but of course it's a chinese embassy so it's like their sovereign territory

00:32:40.180 But nonetheless

00:32:40.980 So anyway I'll quickly read the blurb

00:32:43.480 Video shows

00:32:45.540 Chinese embassy security teams

00:32:48.500 Pointing stun batons

00:32:50.420 At activists

00:32:51.420 Britain and China embroiled in diplomatic row

00:32:53.940 After government issues a stern rebuke

00:32:56.340 That quote

00:32:56.940 Any attempts by a foreign state to coerce, intimidate, harass

00:33:00.460 Or harm individuals on UK soil

00:33:02.580 Will never be tolerated

00:33:04.440 End quote

00:33:05.020 Met police reviewing video footage

00:33:07.640 Scotland Yard tells the iPaper

00:33:09.460 China has attempted to silence and intimidate

00:33:11.780 Chinese dissidents in the UK

00:33:13.860 Protesters approached gates

00:33:15.760 During a vigil for dead

00:33:17.920 Tibetan activists

00:33:19.340 Because remember the Chinese 0.98

00:33:20.420 There's no such place as Tibet 0.99

00:33:22.360 That's just part of China

00:33:23.780 There is no Tibet

00:33:25.980 Electroshock weapons are prohibited

00:33:29.360 Under section 5 of the Firearms Act

00:33:31.300 I was just going to say do you remember when

00:33:33.580 John Cena was doing his tour of China

00:33:35.300 And accidentally referred to Taiwan as a country

00:33:37.380 and then had to do like a big apology in mandarin

00:33:42.380 it's just like bizarre bizarre image of donald of like john cena apologizing in chinese

00:33:52.060 john cena's pro-tawanese propaganda out of nowhere yeah yeah john cena has been condemned

00:33:59.820 in China as a Taiwan

00:34:02.000 deviationist

00:34:03.120 Taiwanese nationalism yes 0.98

00:34:07.300 okay

00:34:08.260 I mean if the Chinese 0.98

00:34:14.040 as a result of that had decided to kidnap 0.99

00:34:15.980 and hold John Cena for questioning

00:34:18.040 then we really couldn't have seen him could we

00:34:19.760 I like to call it Formosa

00:34:21.400 I'm old school 1.00

00:34:22.260 yeah so the Chinese 1.00

00:34:25.060 sort of think they can do what they want 1.00

00:34:27.740 in the uk don't they to some degree do they do treat us a bit like a prison bitch in our own 0.99

00:34:35.040 country don't they all right let's move on the daily star what sloppy joe are they trying to 0.98

00:34:40.760 serve up to us jamie carrie of everything that's going on in the world it's jamie carrieger's

00:34:46.720 finances he's got an 800k tax bill do you know who jamie carrieger is i recognize him he's some

00:34:53.060 oh wait he's a football analyst commentator he is now yeah he played for england and uh liverpool

00:34:59.520 liverpool football club for years he was good he was really good player that was the single worst 0.88

00:35:04.620 scouse accent i've ever heard in my life liverpool football club 0.95

00:35:08.660 you got a little bit better than that you say liverpool football club in a scouse accent

00:35:14.000 oh bloody hell now you put me you don't have to if you don't feel comfortable liverpool football

00:35:19.100 club? That was terrible. That's not too 0.97

00:35:21.140 bad. That was terrible. But Cheshire's not a million

00:35:23.240 miles from... I was going to say, I've

00:35:25.420 lived near Liverpool long

00:35:27.140 enough.

00:35:28.820 I went to Chester

00:35:30.960 not too long ago. Gorgeous little town. They sound

00:35:33.220 Scouse a bit.

00:35:34.540 Not thick. They're closer to Wales.

00:35:37.760 Not thick Scouser.

00:35:39.160 But there were people with a definite

00:35:41.320 Scouse twang.

00:35:43.020 That might have just been Scousers

00:35:45.180 moving over. Yeah, it may have been

00:35:46.940 Scousers on holiday. Liz, she's

00:35:49.080 Scouse and she's always going over to

00:35:51.000 Chester so you know. Is she Scouser?

00:35:53.320 Yeah. Is she? Yeah.

00:35:55.440 You can't tell because of the whole 0.99

00:35:57.040 you know but she is.

00:35:59.460 Okay.

00:36:00.940 Alright. Here we owe

00:36:02.780 you know that's a funny play on words isn't it because it's like

00:36:05.020 here we go. Here we owe Liverpool

00:36:06.880 Icon faces threat of bankruptcy.

00:36:09.220 Cara, this man whose real

00:36:11.100 name is Jamie Carragher. Cara

00:36:12.740 in the red.

00:36:16.340 But he'll

00:36:16.760 settle £800,000 tax bill.

00:36:19.080 what a news story yeah yeah people needed to know this is the news yeah out of everything

00:36:26.200 that's happening in the whole wide world oh and the story even is is that it's not a big deal

00:36:31.000 he sorted it yeah don't the the the news is don't worry he's paying his taxes yeah yeah you know

00:36:38.920 what you know some good news for once thank you at least it's some variety yeah it's like there

00:36:43.560 There was some question over Jamie Carragher's tax affairs,

00:36:47.340 but now there isn't, or very soon won't be.

00:36:50.200 That's the front page.

00:36:51.800 Right.

00:36:52.560 And also Top Gear is back again or something,

00:36:55.100 except with Jimmy Carr.

00:36:56.280 I thought Top Gear was just completely dead,

00:36:58.380 but apparently they're bringing it back,

00:36:59.580 and Jimmy Carr's going to be on it or in it or something.

00:37:03.100 I heard someone say it's more like a reimagining of Top Gear.

00:37:05.840 I mean, it's got...

00:37:07.040 We'll have the name Top Gear,

00:37:08.240 but it'll be not really anything like the previous versions of Top Gear.

00:37:11.760 he'll be wearing the skin suit of top gear but nowhere near as entertaining or funny

00:37:16.480 or informative just let it die yeah the original thing or not the original original thing top gear

00:37:23.200 goes back donkey's years but the the heyday the golden age of it with jazza and james may and

00:37:30.720 richard the hamster hammond i just let that die like that was good it was beautiful

00:37:38.080 oh for quite well i didn't really like james may and in the end he grew on me so much he became my

00:37:41.680 favorite one what turnaround in fortunes yeah okay the metro ooh gross absolutely good look

00:37:49.760 look at how they're trying to spin reality here as another boatload brought ashore of invaders

00:37:55.920 third world beastmen barbarian invaders uh hotel migrant numbers halved and if you read the article

00:38:03.440 you don't have to i'll paraphrase it's trying to make out that it's good everything's going 0.55

00:38:06.720 and in the right direction but they're still in the country yeah yeah okay so you might have moved

00:38:13.680 a bunch of them out of hotels and smeared them across the country into uh what's it called 0.93

00:38:20.620 multiple occupancy residences hmos hmos houses of multiple occupants so it's not that the invasion 1.00

00:38:26.960 has stopped or anything close to that it's not that we're not still flooded with foreign barbarians 0.99

00:38:34.060 it's just that not as many are actually in hotels just hotels and yet if you knew nothing about it

00:38:40.680 or next to nothing about it and you read this article by the metro it would seem positive and

00:38:45.020 optimistic and everything's working out and it's getting better and it's all good now almost yeah

00:38:50.560 what filth what globalist truly globalist propaganda an enemy of the state the metro

00:38:58.180 sorry go ahead all they managed to do is just disperse them differently

00:39:02.140 right that's all that is from a civil service perspective they've gone we need these numbers

00:39:08.700 to look different on the spreadsheet we need to shift these numbers from here to here because

00:39:13.260 that's what these people are they engage in spreadsheet thinking they don't actually solve

00:39:16.960 problems they just need them to look better in the graphs so they shift them from one part to

00:39:21.140 another and go job done yeah and now instead of these people being housed up in the nearest hotel

00:39:29.420 to your local primary school they're just housed up in the nearest hmo to your local primary school

00:39:34.940 instead well if we look at the express it's a good paper you can read your express now

00:39:38.780 they've they've got a little bit more and it's a little bit more honest where they say 21 294

00:39:47.640 criminals who should be deported still on the streets not in the prisons on the streets a

00:39:53.260 A record of 21,294 foreign criminals are roaming the streets as the deportation crisis worsens under Labour.

00:40:00.740 They're calling it a deportation crisis now.

00:40:03.800 The number of crooks in the community has grown by 1,000 in just three months.

00:40:11.020 Can you read that? It's very small.

00:40:12.080 A means...

00:40:13.080 A means the total figure has more than doubled since the end of 2020.

00:40:19.000 Right.

00:40:19.280 meanwhile fewer than 10 000 channel arrivals have been removed since the problem began in 2018

00:40:24.920 so of the hundreds of thousands of channel migrants and this is just the channel issue

00:40:30.440 right the channel migrant issue not actual legal migration which is the real problem

00:40:34.580 out of the tens or hundreds of thousands of those fewer than 10 000 have ever been deported

00:40:41.360 it's like well i'm not buying this thing that some people say that under starma and labor that

00:40:46.420 the deportations have gone up it's like significantly it's like okay you may be able

00:40:51.220 to make the argument that they have gone up a bit a little bit from very very very very little to

00:40:56.920 gone up a little bit i'm supposed to be happy with that being punched in the face repeatedly

00:41:01.640 like 50 punches per minute to the face now the the the rate of that has gone down to 45 punches

00:41:08.500 per minute in the face i'm supposed to be happy with that am i uh it's like if there was 2100

00:41:14.300 foreign criminals on our streets that would be of deep concern yeah 21 000 what oh claudia 0.99

00:41:23.360 winkleman's looking rough in that picture haven't she oh that's a bad picture she can't be happy 1.00

00:41:28.720 with that what's wrong with her she's actually gurning what's wrong with it looks a little bit 0.58

00:41:33.880 like an adams family creature yeah she looks like she's halfway through a metamorphosis into like a

00:41:40.660 dragon. Don't know where that came from. All right, then increasingly concerning, absurd 0.99

00:41:49.000 and frustrating front pages of the British print media today. Shall we have a quick look

00:41:55.300 at the price of crude? We do that on this show. Brent crude, just over $89 a barrel,

00:42:02.160 almost the same as it was yesterday. West Texas, just shy of $83 a barrel, very close

00:42:06.920 to where it was yesterday.

00:42:08.800 Does seem remarkable to me.

00:42:11.380 Almost every day, I expect, for one reason or another,

00:42:14.100 to just massively jump higher to go over $100.

00:42:16.800 We were at $120, $150 a barrel.

00:42:20.220 But it's just not doing it.

00:42:22.000 It doesn't seem to be doing it.

00:42:23.520 All right, shall we have a look at our poll?

00:42:25.520 Harry, can you bring up the poll for me?

00:42:27.640 So we can see what we've got here.

00:42:28.840 What was it today?

00:42:30.180 I don't know.

00:42:30.900 I'll let Harry deal with it.

00:42:31.980 He put,

00:42:33.160 Do you think the North is still suffering from Margaret Thatcher's actions?

00:42:36.920 42% of you say yes

00:42:40.540 38% of you say no

00:42:43.060 and 20% say maybe

00:42:44.180 that's remarkable to me

00:42:45.360 I would be clicking no

00:42:46.560 I think that's only maybe

00:42:47.540 the third time ever

00:42:48.260 I disagree with the poll

00:42:49.400 well you know

00:42:50.540 I mean it's pretty split though

00:42:51.540 to be fair

00:42:52.000 obviously there's still

00:42:53.080 lots of problems

00:42:53.920 that have been piled on top

00:42:55.260 but the initial

00:42:57.400 the initial problem

00:42:58.980 of like sort of

00:43:00.040 de-industrialisation

00:43:01.280 and deprivation

00:43:02.840 started under labour

00:43:04.020 in the 70s

00:43:04.860 well that started

00:43:05.780 under labour

00:43:06.260 in the 70s but was accelerated by thatcher so you could just put it down to multiple multiple

00:43:11.800 different governments yeah i mean the north is still suffering from margaret thatcher in the

00:43:16.020 sense that everywhere is still suffering from everything that ever happened to it

00:43:19.400 okay we're still suffering from the consequences of world war one okay still suffering from the

00:43:27.500 consequences of the black death okay we're still downstream the ripples of that okay 0.55

00:43:32.160 Margaret Thatcher in the North

00:43:34.480 You can go back that far

00:43:36.120 but within popular perception in the North

00:43:38.400 a lot of them still feel like

00:43:40.160 they were unfairly targeted

00:43:42.340 and unfairly maligned

00:43:44.520 by the actions of Downing Street

00:43:46.440 during Thatcher's government

00:43:47.600 Yeah, they bought into that Labour propaganda

00:43:50.000 Yeah

00:43:50.360 Okay

00:43:52.960 Alright

00:43:54.840 Mrs Thatcher 0.73

00:43:58.180 she stole the milk

00:43:59.120 The trade unionists weren't insane Marxists 1.00

00:44:03.420 Trying to destroy the fabric of our society, no? 0.97

00:44:06.500 Okay, it was Mrs Thatcher that was the baddie and all of that

00:44:08.860 Okay, sure it was

00:44:10.460 There was one story I thought was interesting

00:44:14.400 Oh wait

00:44:14.900 Sorry

00:44:16.800 Where was it now?

00:44:21.980 You know what, forget about it

00:44:23.140 It's quarter to nine

00:44:24.300 Let's move on to On This Day in History

00:44:25.820 Oh, that was it, that was it

00:44:27.340 A vigil. A mostly peaceful, only slightly fiery vigil for those boys that got themselves killed in a head-on collision.

00:44:40.620 Virgil... Vigil Inferno. Like a disco inferno? I don't know.

00:44:46.420 That's a... that's... you know, that's a way to mourn. 1.00

00:44:49.540 Cars torched by Yobs in twisted vigil tribute to victims of A66's wrong-way crash after mum asks for send-off he deserves. 0.98

00:44:57.260 okay this whole situation going on in middlesbrough seems completely bizarre to me now i need to i need 0.99

00:45:03.960 to look into it like i want to know i'm interested i'm interested that crash which they seem to be

00:45:10.060 saying is like the the the flashpoint for all of this starting or something was were they driving

00:45:15.660 down the wrong side of the road on purpose for a reason was it gang related activity that they were

00:45:20.580 driving down the side of the wrong side of the road or what because why are they why are all the

00:45:25.160 people reacting like this or is it just this is like this suggests yob behavior all my mates

00:45:30.040 died in a fiery car crash i'm going to set fire to some cars or something or is this unrelated

00:45:34.040 in the media just spinning it we i don't know if you just read if you've got no special insight

00:45:38.820 into it you wouldn't know from reading the news i mean it seems to me those that original car

00:45:44.400 crash thing of those five lads they were before it happened they were being chased around just

00:45:50.460 the suburban streets of Middlesbrough by cops and only after that had gone on for a while did they

00:45:58.000 then go on to a dual dual carriageway and it happened why the cops were chasing them in the

00:46:02.560 first instance around suburbia don't know this feels a little bit Rodney King-esque

00:46:09.720 you know how the yeah it all blew up over him and it was because he was being chased by the police

00:46:16.980 although I don't think

00:46:20.400 that these guys are going to be quite

00:46:21.580 made into martyrs in the same way

00:46:24.520 that Rodney King was

00:46:25.660 Rodney King wasn't actually killed

00:46:28.700 he was just maimed

00:46:30.800 just received

00:46:32.740 a gentle beating

00:46:34.180 stay down Rodney

00:46:37.540 stop getting back up

00:46:38.720 stop resisting arrest

00:46:40.700 watch the Chappelle Show sketch

00:46:43.500 just don't resist arrest

00:46:44.900 and this won't happen Rodney

00:46:46.320 yeah yeah i mean word to the wise tip for anyone if you find yourself being beaten up by multiple

00:46:53.480 cops and all they're saying is get on the ground let us put handcuffs cuffs on you

00:46:58.580 and you keep getting up and trying to fight back and they keep beating you down

00:47:03.260 it is in your interest at that point even if it's an unjust thing to just let them do that

00:47:11.380 just let them put you in cuffs at that point they're gonna beat you to within inch of your life

00:47:17.400 you may as well let them do that we know many of you in this situation would probably be attempted

00:47:23.520 to you know get up and fight for whatever reason but this is this is beau's common sense crusade

00:47:29.580 if at any point a cop ever says you are under arrest and they start trying to put cuffs on you

00:47:34.820 just let them do it just let them do it let them put you in the back of the car let them take you

00:47:40.080 to the station if needs be there's no point fighting back because you just get yourself

00:47:45.040 in more trouble it's as simple as that it's just as simple as that it may be completely unjust

00:47:49.500 but you can talk about it at the station you can get your solicitor and if they've done anything

00:47:53.820 wrong okay don't fight a cop ever just don't fight a cop ever you'll end up doing more time

00:48:01.960 it's pretty much as simple as that or get massively beaten up

00:48:06.160 all right let's have a look at on this day in history i like that bit you guys like doing that

00:48:11.960 bit on this day the 28th of august down through the centuries nay the millennia what happened of

00:48:17.860 note let's see what we got okay on this day in 1189 the third crusade crusaders begin the siege

00:48:23.620 of acre under guy de lusignan that's how you pronounce that i wouldn't have guessed that

00:48:30.600 Yeah, do you think I've got long-form content

00:48:36.260 all about the Third Crusade on both days' epochs?

00:48:38.540 Do you reckon I have?

00:48:39.280 You can't.

00:48:39.920 You can't have such a comprehensive catalogue

00:48:43.560 of historical subjects to have also covered this.

00:48:47.040 Oh, ye of little faith.

00:48:48.560 Doubting Thomas over there.

00:48:49.660 Oh, yeah, it's there.

00:48:50.460 It's there.

00:48:51.860 My goodness, folks.

00:48:53.280 Will he ever let you down?

00:48:55.900 The Cœur de Lyon, Richard the Lionheart,

00:48:59.720 is one of my

00:49:00.420 all-time favourites

00:49:01.240 oh the third crusade

00:49:02.320 is his baby by the way

00:49:03.260 the third crusade is

00:49:04.060 Richard Lionheart's baby

00:49:05.280 where he took on

00:49:06.580 Saladin and almost won

00:49:07.700 but didn't

00:49:08.220 and the siege of Acre

00:49:11.360 is a great part of that

00:49:12.820 if you want

00:49:13.240 to hear yours truly

00:49:14.500 in conversation

00:49:15.400 with Carl Benjamin actually

00:49:16.340 you know Carl Benjamin

00:49:17.120 you know what I mean

00:49:17.740 calls himself

00:49:19.000 Saga of Acad

00:49:19.740 I think 0.98

00:49:20.220 on the internet

00:49:21.000 he's that black lad 0.95

00:49:21.940 isn't he 0.96

00:49:22.240 yeah yeah

00:49:22.860 yeah yeah

00:49:23.880 he

00:49:25.100 it's in conversation

00:49:26.180 with him

00:49:26.720 yeah

00:49:28.580 and Guy de Lusignan, who was a badass in his own right.

00:49:32.180 Okay, on this day in 1207, King John,

00:49:34.640 that's the Curd of Leon's little brother, King John,

00:49:37.120 of England, grants small town of Liverpool a charter.

00:49:41.840 They wouldn't have sounded like that back then. 0.98

00:49:43.620 That was before the Irish moved in. 1.00

00:49:45.400 12th into 13th century, better times. 0.96

00:49:48.640 Which is their right to elect a mayor and alderman.

00:49:51.240 So it's interesting, actually, when you look at ancient Britain

00:49:54.220 and even medieval Britain, early medieval Britain,

00:49:56.760 what places were important and what didn't even really exist you know like liverpool's not that

00:50:02.740 old manchester's not that i was not sort of truly ancient then someone like sandwich is really

00:50:08.540 was really important you know manchester really really gets important as far as i know in the

00:50:14.500 industrial revolution all right truly of like national importance yeah but yeah it's still

00:50:22.420 older than that oh it's much older than that but yeah yeah yeah but that's the that's the first

00:50:26.180 time anything could really happen there like like today somewhere like winchester or york

00:50:31.260 is not vital but you go back a thousand years or more and it's absolutely like one of the most

00:50:39.880 important places in the whole country colchester no no one cares about colchester these days

00:50:45.200 it's the capital of roman britain camelodonum i just think it's interesting you know like

00:50:51.640 somewhere like liverpool you know one of our biggest cities now it's just barely a thing even

00:50:57.200 in the 13th century and if you can put up with the scousers it is still if you say if you hang

00:51:02.240 around the docks and the city center there is still a lot of lovely sights to see in liverpool

00:51:07.500 they've got yeah they've got a good museum the docks are fantastic good nightlife there if you

00:51:12.040 go you know you can go to cavern club enjoy yourself you do have to put up with the scousers

00:51:16.460 though but it's quite an ask mileage may vary that's quite that's actually a big ask um okay

00:51:23.760 on this day in 1609 english explorer explorer henry hudson of hudson bay fame and the hudson

00:51:31.900 bay company is the first european to sail into delaware bay naming it south bay there you go

00:51:37.380 the hudson bay company important very important pardon me um a train had a race with a horse

00:51:44.960 On this day, in 1830, the first American-built locomotive, Tom Thumb, it was called,

00:51:50.260 races a horse-drawn car from the Stockton and Stokes Stagecoach Company

00:51:56.580 from Baltimore to Ellicott Mills.

00:51:59.840 And due to a mechanical problem, the horse wins.

00:52:04.440 Still working out the kinks there.

00:52:06.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:07.660 Early trains...

00:52:08.540 She gave it a good effort, though. Tom gave it a good effort.

00:52:11.600 The early trains were actually relatively dangerous.

00:52:14.320 they didn't figure out like like turning very well you have to camber the turns and like the

00:52:21.760 the fine design of how the wheel sits on the track and so in other words they couldn't go

00:52:27.260 you couldn't go very fast on them even if the actual engine and the pistons and the work done

00:52:33.180 you could make it relatively high you actually couldn't go all that fast on them for a while

00:52:37.640 anyway 1830 that's quite early on isn't it in the age of like steam locomotives i would say that's

00:52:44.080 that's quite early on and America got some good uh got some good content with Alex the steam guy

00:52:49.080 talking all about that stuff oh Alex is lovely yeah he's great dude great dude uh okay on this

00:52:56.120 day in 1845 Scientific American magazine publishes its first issue does it does it what you want for

00:53:03.240 me on that one okay and on this day 1963 Martin Luther King Jr delivers his I have a dream

00:53:10.560 you mean you mean we're on the what would it be 63rd anniversary i may not get there with you

00:53:19.040 of the most important event in not just american but human history it's the most important thing

00:53:27.140 that ever happened right the first time that blacks and whites realized that we can be friends 0.72

00:53:34.080 we don't have to kill each other white america now the whole world didn't know that there was 0.77

00:53:40.980 any problem until dr king jr let us all know and then we immediately fixed it and then lbj fixed

00:53:49.760 it he's heavily and everything's been everything's good now his beautifully delivered heavily

00:53:54.100 plagiarized speech that he didn't even write oh amazing do you think that i might have some uh

00:54:02.560 some long-form content on Martin Luther King Jr.,

00:54:06.860 perhaps even co-hosted by a popular Lotus Eaters presenter,

00:54:11.300 now part-timer, Connor Tomlinson.

00:54:14.020 I do.

00:54:14.620 Check it out. Is that behind the paywall?

00:54:15.920 I do. It is behind the paywall.

00:54:17.320 So someone would have to go over to lotuseaters.com

00:54:19.360 and consider signing up for as little as £5 a month for on this team membership.

00:54:21.920 As little as £5 per month would grant you access,

00:54:25.160 not only to that, but our entire back catalogue.

00:54:27.820 Hundreds, no, probably thousands of hours of content.

00:54:30.160 Yeah.

00:54:31.140 So it was you and Connor talking smack about Dr. King.

00:54:33.860 Talking smack about the King himself, Junior, we like to call him, you know. 0.99

00:54:39.500 He was a degenerate and a liar, wasn't he? 0.98

00:54:41.540 Yes, I think it's 2028, the FBI audio... 0.93

00:54:47.980 So there were the documents released a good few years ago now,

00:54:53.340 where in the margins of one of the documents it caused a big furori.

00:54:57.280 That's how you pronounce it right, I'm always...

00:54:59.640 ferrari yeah ferrari um about uh one of the margins had it written in that because obviously

00:55:05.080 they booked all of his hotel rooms yeah um and they listened in and there was like a comment made

00:55:12.280 in one of the margins that somebody had written down in and this was only for internal fbi uh use

00:55:18.040 as well that martin luther king had been involved in a gang rape of a of a woman in one of these

00:55:24.840 hotel rooms and had stood at the side laughing while it happened now reminiscent of Tupac Shakur

00:55:30.320 sorry yeah uh we don't have the audio recordings of that yet so it caused a big uproar but at the

00:55:37.120 same time we don't know for sure but I think it's in 2028 all of those FBI audio files will be

00:55:44.500 declassified and released to the public so by that point we might actually have a publicly available

00:55:51.760 audio recording if that note is true of the great hero for social justice martin luther king

00:55:59.620 either actively participating in or standing by and laughing as a woman is raped

00:56:04.580 and that's just one of the many days that's yeah the things he did which are at odds with the

00:56:12.840 view of him as a squeaky clean yeah the whole martyr for all things that are good the whole

00:56:20.800 time period is just one big myth

00:56:22.920 that we've been sold anyway. Like, Rosa Parks

00:56:25.020 was she really just 1.00

00:56:26.900 a woman who just was too

00:56:28.700 tired to go 1.00

00:56:30.940 to the back of the bus one day?

00:56:33.100 No, she was literally

00:56:34.640 like a trained communist agitator

00:56:37.180 who

00:56:39.040 was trained at a Marxist

00:56:41.060 school and the whole

00:56:42.820 thing was a

00:56:44.000 PR stunt

00:56:47.480 organized by the

00:56:49.060 ADL.

00:56:50.800 Oh, did you hear that?

00:56:52.320 Did you not?

00:56:52.760 Yeah, you were aware of that one.

00:56:54.260 Yeah, like the ADL brag about it now.

00:56:56.900 Hell, Ben Shapiro is on record bragging about it.

00:57:00.460 Plus, don't you want to sit at the back of the bus?

00:57:02.020 That's where all the cool kids sit.

00:57:03.440 That's where I sat.

00:57:05.120 I wasn't above the back of the bus back in school.

00:57:07.900 Come on.

00:57:08.980 Yeah, a load of it is fabricated effectively,

00:57:13.000 effectively, little more than revisionism.

00:57:16.020 Yeah, and none of...

00:57:16.960 Told what the history is, what it really was.

00:57:19.080 It's like, is that what it was?

00:57:20.260 is that how it played out is any of that narrative really very accurate and none of that is me saying

00:57:26.440 that you should treat people unkindly for superficial reasons of course sure sure all

00:57:32.760 right that's the last uh one on that let's go over to our rumble rants and super chats just

00:57:37.580 let me do this with my thing so i can see left outside my screen is global church history going

00:57:42.120 to be in at number one today is it a good day let's have a look yes he is yes yes yes global

00:57:48.400 church history reigning defending and still this guy is is always nearly always in first

00:57:55.360 super early on i mean what's that 10 to 7 in the morning he's got in there let me tell you why that

00:58:01.060 is guy's a winner yeah the guy is a winner you've got to respect the the grind on that one the

00:58:08.800 hustle the hustle yeah every day global church history is hustling every day okay he usually

00:58:15.460 gives us two factors let's see what he says today he says oh i'll be on bbc radio wales at half past

00:58:21.600 one in the afternoon on the third of september oh brilliant awesome and if it goes well i'll get

00:58:27.600 interviewed later okay i mean wow cool brilliant yeah that's great people tune into that if you

00:58:35.520 want to hear from global church history okay and then we've got is the factors he says

00:58:39.980 in on this day in 489 AD Theodoric defeated Oduasa at Tisanzo oh so it's Theodoric the great

00:58:50.920 defeated Oduaca Oduasa how do you pronounce that um do you know much about the end of the Roman

00:58:58.020 empire in the west is that not it's not really new uh that's no not that much no because I know

00:59:04.580 you know a fair bit of history but not necessarily much I'm nowhere near as comprehensive

00:59:09.720 of his view and most of the stuff that i've been reading about is mainly from like 19th and 20th

00:59:13.920 century well quick overview because i think that's fascinating do you think i've got long

00:59:19.120 form content all about the end of the roman empire in the west i'm beginning to suspect

00:59:24.960 it might oh yeah the different people think the empire in the west ended at different times some

00:59:31.700 say it's like honorius in like the very early fifth century like when alaric the goth sacked

00:59:37.760 Rome in like 410 AD some people say that a lot of people I probably go with them so it's not

00:59:43.240 until like the 470s 480s when Romulus there was a child emperor there was a little more than a

00:59:50.100 puppet Romulus Augustulus it's always bad when that happens and he'd been um he'd been usurped

00:59:56.460 and deposed by Oduasa who was a barbarian basically well they'd allowed barbarians to

01:00:05.160 become generals in the roman army not a good idea machiavelli wouldn't approve um and then

01:00:12.620 and then aristotle wouldn't have approved yeah anyone in their right mind wouldn't have approved

01:00:16.440 anyway he usurps the throne and becomes sort of king of italy if you like exactly well not a roman

01:00:22.580 emperor i would put the end of the roman empire in the west uh romulus augustulus but anyway

01:00:28.520 the emperor in the east zeno there's loads more to this story by the way loads more it's a deep

01:00:33.460 rabbit hole it's like i'm not having that i'm going to unleash my barbarian general theodoric

01:00:38.560 and he does and they have a battle and odessa ultimately loses holds himself up in ravenna

01:00:45.100 they make a peace treaty and then in the end theodoric has odessa murdered

01:00:49.980 there you go all right there's loads loads and loads loads more to that story um gotta move on

01:00:57.080 here and the second um daily factoid that global church history gives us says in 1833 slavery the

01:01:05.320 slavery abolition act got royal assent oh there you go when we started our own curse uh crusade

01:01:11.920 do you think i've got long-form content all about abolitionism and the history of it

01:01:15.980 yep there it's there okay 1833 yesterday someone talked about earl grey the earl grey prime minister

01:01:22.640 Well that would be him

01:01:24.780 The second Earl Grey

01:01:27.340 Is Prime Minister at that point

01:01:30.060 Of course we banned

01:01:32.200 The trade in slaves

01:01:34.660 Earlier, it's like 1807

01:01:36.480 So at first it was like

01:01:40.300 You can't buy or sell slaves anymore

01:01:41.940 And then a few years later you can't own them at all

01:01:44.660 So you're welcome

01:01:47.680 How's the abolitionist movement going on

01:01:50.200 In sort of West Africa, Sub-Saharan Africa

01:01:51.980 now in the subcontinent of India, in China, right now.

01:01:55.380 How's that going?

01:01:56.360 We don't talk about that.

01:01:58.600 There isn't really an abolitionist movement particularly.

01:02:00.740 Certainly not a successful one.

01:02:01.900 I mean, I've mentioned it before.

01:02:03.180 A friend of mine went on some charity trip to Kenya or something

01:02:09.600 to do charity work.

01:02:11.860 And, you know, the people living next to where she was staying 0.99

01:02:15.620 in like a hotel had slaves.

01:02:18.260 and it was something of a culture shock for her she goes like oh my god i'm gonna help all of

01:02:25.560 these underprivileged these malnourished people and she gets there it's like the people that

01:02:29.780 she's closest to is like it is like let allow us to introduce you to our slave

01:02:34.660 oh okay then all right not what i was expecting i guess i just have to pretend i didn't hear that

01:02:41.620 yep oh or the giant societal type themes that that implies just ignore all of that goes over

01:02:49.220 and is helping okay he's helping actual slave masters let me tell you about our history we

01:02:54.100 once had a bloke called william wilberforce and they're like we don't we're not interested in

01:02:58.500 that we like having our slaves we hate wilberforce yeah wilberforce was a baddie if anything okay um

01:03:06.900 Um, Kalev Knight says, for tomorrow, on that day, the 29th of August, God's greatest gift

01:03:13.420 to existence, Kalev Knight, was born in the Baltics.

01:03:16.560 Oh, well, happy birthday for tomorrow.

01:03:18.280 That's basically what you're saying, isn't it?

01:03:19.940 Happy birthday for tomorrow.

01:03:21.540 Um, uh, to wholly unprepared mum.

01:03:25.800 Cheers, everyone.

01:03:26.860 More kids, more good, so make another one.

01:03:30.260 Hmm.

01:03:31.460 Okay. 0.96

01:03:33.160 His poor mum wasn't prepared.

01:03:34.900 But happy birthday for tomorrow

01:03:37.120 Okay

01:03:38.360 Matthew C says

01:03:40.620 I remember Janinho 0.99

01:03:41.940 Back when football was good

01:03:43.560 Yeah he was good 1.00

01:03:44.180 He was a little Brazilian dude 1.00

01:03:45.320 Little he was

01:03:45.980 He was like 5 foot 4

01:03:47.000 5 foot 5

01:03:47.640 Really small dude

01:03:49.180 But his skill was just

01:03:51.280 He was like Joe Cole

01:03:52.420 He would just run rings around people

01:03:53.680 He was like out of it 0.96

01:03:54.980 He was like a man versus a boy

01:03:56.140 In the Premier League 1.00

01:03:56.940 One of the best leagues in the world

01:03:58.720 He was like this dude from another

01:04:00.420 Like

01:04:01.000 Anyway

01:04:03.260 No one cares

01:04:04.080 No one cares

01:04:04.500 It's like Zola

01:04:06.220 Is the league better than everyone else

01:04:08.700 I'm sure plenty of people care

01:04:10.860 But in terms of like getting

01:04:12.120 It would be like me explaining to you how good Steve Vai is

01:04:15.700 On guitar and all the different tappy tricks

01:04:17.720 That he can do

01:04:18.420 And you'd just be like yeah

01:04:19.700 You finished yet

01:04:22.860 Yeah

01:04:24.100 Okay Fallen Firebird says

01:04:26.240 Been delving into the troubles lately

01:04:28.260 Very depressing I talked about the murder of Mountbatten yesterday

01:04:31.120 Didn't we

01:04:32.060 Do you have any long-form content on The Troubles?

01:04:34.920 No.

01:04:36.480 Probably should do.

01:04:37.620 We've caught him out, folks.

01:04:39.240 Probably should do.

01:04:40.600 A long time ago, before the store existed,

01:04:43.420 I mean, Lewis Brackpool talked about maybe doing a conversation about it

01:04:47.120 because he was just interested.

01:04:48.900 I don't think he had massively entrenched, deep, deep views.

01:04:52.000 He was just interested in it.

01:04:54.120 But we never actually got around to doing that.

01:04:55.840 He was deeply interested in the suffering of Irish people. 1.00

01:04:58.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:59.640 Or British people. 0.98

01:05:01.160 Yeah.

01:05:01.480 and or british people okay he's put um he's been delving into the troubles lately very depressing

01:05:07.220 even more so because i think the uh i think that model of civil conflict is now what awaits us yeah

01:05:14.260 a vicious fusion of the troubles and 1990s yugoslavia yes i think you're absolutely right

01:05:20.080 i think that is what our secretarian nightmare will look like something like the troubles on

01:05:25.020 steroids yeah walls tribal tribal religious and racial troubles on steroids all over britain yeah

01:05:35.120 thanks blair thanks boris we've got that already haven't we but i mean accelerated way more i mean

01:05:41.920 up to running street fights with with organized paramilitaries things like yugoslavia where one

01:05:51.380 faction goes into the town of another faction and kills all the men like the like Yugoslavia

01:05:58.040 yeah okay fictagious says labor are classing these labor are classing visas expiring as part 0.65

01:06:11.200 of the deported stroke self-deported numbers even though labor have no idea if these people have

01:06:16.420 left or not it's a massive fiddling of the numbers yep that's what the civil service do

01:06:20.440 yeah that's what the home office do oh no there's bad news going to come out about unemployment

01:06:24.780 well we'll just count who who is or isn't unemployed differently then oh oh okay problem

01:06:31.600 solved brilliant well done we'll just how we count things we'll just do it differently

01:06:37.140 oh right great thank you for that right 14 barbara the next two are 14 barbara so you say

01:06:44.940 morning chaps all right yeah i'm all right i hope you're all right buddy yeah yeah and then you put

01:06:49.200 in the inverted commas so it's a quote uh the most punk song ever heard in a hall

01:06:53.760 san francisco cool newspaper 1899 december the 7th i'm saying this now because by december i'll

01:07:03.720 forget have a good weekend cheers i don't know what he's talking about there though do you

01:07:08.000 no idea the most punk song ever heard in a hall i mean cheers for your support though i mean

01:07:15.320 if this helps you remember

01:07:17.480 yeah

01:07:18.220 if that's what this is about

01:07:19.580 then

01:07:19.920 I hope it helps

01:07:21.180 yeah me too

01:07:21.840 I don't know why you

01:07:22.760 need to

01:07:23.520 remember that

01:07:24.500 or what it really

01:07:25.500 means

01:07:26.480 okay

01:07:26.920 the second one

01:07:27.540 from Forte and Barbara again

01:07:29.800 says

01:07:29.980 MLK wasn't that interesting

01:07:31.960 compared to

01:07:33.400 Trelawney

01:07:34.140 got some content on that bow

01:07:37.920 no I don't know who that is

01:07:39.240 Trelawney

01:07:40.240 do you know who that is

01:07:41.740 I feel like I've heard that name

01:07:43.700 Trelawney

01:07:44.380 sorry

01:07:44.780 sorry that's too obscure there's two very obscure things you've said there for team barber i'm

01:07:50.380 sorry mate you're gonna be very interesting i'll have to google trelawney i'm sure i'm interested

01:07:55.420 in that like what is that who is that i mean is trelawney is that the name of one of those people

01:08:01.520 from the 80s like the al sharpton represented because it has to be related to mlk and like

01:08:10.100 civil rights or social justice in some way right unless it's just unless it's just a complete

01:08:14.180 non sequitur but that black girl who set herself on fire and claimed she was set on fire by white

01:08:18.660 racists that's what i'm saying was her name trelawney i don't know someone in the chat is

01:08:24.420 suggesting harry potter question mark you want oh okay i don't professor trelawney from harry potter

01:08:30.380 yeah i don't know harry potter i read like the first 40 pages of the first book years ago and

01:08:36.880 was like and i was already like in my 30s i was like this is a kid's book yeah thanks no it's

01:08:42.080 actually i'm reading my edward gibbon thanks yeah i'm not interested in harry potter and then the

01:08:47.000 films like over various christmases i've sat down and sat through three or four of the films barely

01:08:51.120 paying attention to them so i'm not a harry potter fan i'm afraid sorry not not a potter fan i'm of

01:08:57.500 the right age i can't help it do you like i grew up with him grew up with him childhood nostalgia

01:09:02.820 i was already too old i was already too old and cynical when they came out i'm like i've got i've

01:09:09.360 got i've got a job to go to the magic had already died yeah by then yeah i haven't got time to be

01:09:15.060 reading this stuff i just didn't have the spark folks i've got a reread tacitus for the 10th time

01:09:20.120 sorry okay the last rumble rant here is matthew c he says on the subject of abolition in the

01:09:27.980 take britain there's a small write-up of it framed in the most disgusting anti-british language

01:09:33.580 britain continued slavery as late as 1807 oh wow classic i can believe that i absolutely believe

01:09:40.600 that that uh they'll do it oh it's so frustrating isn't it it's so frustrating

01:09:47.460 we do like an all-time noble thing good thing and it's still denigrated that's a amazing

01:09:56.120 dishonesty yeah in bows britain i would have some sort of team that would go around and all little

01:10:04.840 things like all small details like that some little plaque on a national trust

01:10:10.920 heritage place go around and get rid of all of those it'd have to be a relatively small team

01:10:16.280 i don't spend loads of money on it but all these little tiny little digs at us all over the place

01:10:22.520 get rid of them get rid of them i still what you'd also have to do you'd also have to tell

01:10:28.160 all of the people who staff national trust listen it's part of your job that you've got to be

01:10:32.060 positive yeah about this because when i went to powers castle they've got clive of india's

01:10:36.660 collection there nice and i was being shown around it and the woman who was doing it was

01:10:40.840 sort of like oh you know well obviously you know all of this was taken by conquest and that's not

01:10:47.020 very good and it was oppressing the local population so i don't care it's given to him

01:10:51.560 it was awesome even if it was conquest it was awesome do you think i got long form content

01:10:59.640 about the battle of plassi in clive of india yes i have after plassi the indians offered him an

01:11:06.600 insane amount of treasure and some of it is at our castle right now he said he said i i showed

01:11:14.680 the most insane restraint you would believe i took a tiny fraction of what they offered me

01:11:21.560 So it wasn't stolen.

01:11:24.800 Anyway, all right.

01:11:25.720 For the National Trust, you'd get a different impression.

01:11:28.660 Also, Fortin Barber has clarified,

01:11:31.720 Trelawney attempted Cornish independence.

01:11:34.180 Boo.

01:11:35.420 Boo.

01:11:36.360 We don't like Cornish nationalists around here.

01:11:38.720 I do. 0.97

01:11:39.480 They're the most annoying nationalists.

01:11:41.060 They're my people. 0.94

01:11:42.000 What?

01:11:42.260 They're my boys.

01:11:42.940 I thought you were American. 1.00

01:11:43.860 I thought you were a Cherokee.

01:11:44.960 Oh, yeah, I'm Iroquois.

01:11:45.840 Iroquois.

01:11:46.240 Sorry.

01:11:46.400 Sorry. 1.00

01:11:47.220 Iroquois nation.

01:11:47.840 i don't want to dredge up old old rivalries of course all of that is a joke i'm a basque

01:11:53.920 separatist obviously obviously anyone who doesn't know what the hell i'm talking about in my dna

01:12:00.740 my the main bit of my englishness is cornish and then on one of the dna websites it had 1.8

01:12:07.440 basque and on the other one it showed no basque but a bit of iroquois native american native

01:12:13.060 canadian iroquois nation so uh that's what all that was about a man torn between two worlds

01:12:19.880 it's funny though on the dna did you do your dna you did it didn't you yeah yeah yeah on one it's

01:12:25.220 got that little bit of basque on the other one it's got a little bit of iroquois but not the

01:12:29.040 other way around i mean perhaps so perhaps it's so both of those might be complete nonsense like

01:12:34.120 just or maybe the basque and iroquois are just so similar that it's difficult to tell them apart

01:12:39.980 on a genetic level that can't be the case um okay let's move on to the uh i mean the uh super chats

01:12:48.400 the youtube super chats there's quite a few so i'll try and whip through them a bit uh principal

01:12:51.880 uncertainty says how are you sir thank you for the super chat there says i prefer my harry's small

01:12:57.920 many such cases

01:12:59.540 little harry versus big harry when harry's collide to be fair when we say little harry he's not even

01:13:07.320 particularly little yeah i do make that clear from time to time yeah little harry's taller than me

01:13:12.520 yeah it's just we've got a he's like we over index on big harry's in this office that's all it is

01:13:17.320 yeah we need someone that's truly short called harry we'll have to change pete's name to harry

01:13:25.400 you always having a pop of pete i love no i know i know you're not always you're not always having

01:13:29.480 a proper pete you're not you're not i'm joking who bullies him yeah i mean a noogie

01:13:33.880 i just swirly for no reason no all right uh james large 434 says

01:13:43.740 why is that harry so big me granddad you just you your mother had good nutrients when you were

01:13:52.720 in utero and you had a good diet growing up i know why are you so big by good diet it was

01:13:59.140 mainly lots and lots of milk and meat and not much else are the men on the male side of your

01:14:05.600 family are they all tall no no my dad's a lot shorter than i am or the men on your the mother's

01:14:11.520 side of your family are they tall uh yeah that's why i said okay your maternal granddad yes my

01:14:17.000 maternal grandfather was six foot two all right and so and there's like a line of them going back

01:14:22.660 they're all quite tall my cousin on that side of the family is also very tall so that's where i

01:14:28.040 get it from it's a shame i'm totally average i'm like 5'9 5'10 i like to think 5'10

01:14:33.120 it's probably more like 5'9 you sound like my dad i'm 5'10 i'm 5'10 my dad used to do this thing

01:14:39.600 where he's like oh i'm i'm five foot ten and three quarters yeah it's like you're not allowed

01:14:45.520 to say five foot eleven but you don't want to admit five teddies he's like i'm trying it's

01:14:49.640 like he's on his tiptoes at all times i'm two mil shy of 5'10 me but he's on my dad's side

01:14:56.980 that's all the difference though

01:14:58.520 on my dad's side they're all quite tall

01:15:01.080 reasonably tall, like my dad is 6'2

01:15:03.220 or something, but on my mum's side 1.00

01:15:05.180 all the men, they're short, they're like Welshmen 1.00

01:15:07.140 a lot of them, and they're not

01:15:08.460 they're not tall, so I'm like

01:15:10.880 I'm condemned to being

01:15:13.140 completely average hype 1.00

01:15:14.520 if your mum's side screwed you over there 0.95

01:15:16.920 screwed me on this one 0.88

01:15:18.180 thanks for nothing, okay

01:15:20.320 Gina

01:15:22.900 Walpole

01:15:23.520 Gina M or GM

01:15:26.820 Walpole? Sorry if I'm not saying that right.

01:15:29.280 Pole, is Die Hard a Christmas movie? 1.00

01:15:31.580 Or Die Hard 1?

01:15:33.100 Because Die Hard 1 and 2 are set at Christmas, aren't they?

01:15:36.160 Die Hard with Vengeance,

01:15:37.880 Die Hard 3, that's just definitely

01:15:39.560 set in summer. So if you're asking,

01:15:41.680 is Die Hard 1 a Christmas movie?

01:15:43.480 Well, it's set at Christmas, isn't it?

01:15:45.680 Very explicitly. It's set at Christmas.

01:15:47.600 The themes are not Christmassy, though.

01:15:50.320 It doesn't matter that it's

01:15:51.580 Christmas to the script.

01:15:53.240 Well, Christmas does play

01:15:55.220 kind of like a contextual role in the setting it ends on a christmas song at the end yeah um it's

01:16:01.220 it's featured a lot in the dialogue and when when you think about it the story of estranged father

01:16:09.300 returns home for christmas gets into an extraordinary situation that brings him closer to

01:16:14.320 his family yeah it's actually thematically very christmas movie right oh oh just the general

01:16:20.820 trope of a christmas movie just the general trope of life i thought he's going to make

01:16:24.560 allusions to christ no no okay all right at the holiday period the estranged father returns and

01:16:31.100 through an extraordinary series of events realizes how important his family and his wife are to him

01:16:37.180 and brings them all close together that's very christmas film you know what i thought he's going

01:16:41.040 to go down the route of that john mccain is like no i'm not like figure i'm not he crashed he

01:16:45.400 sacrificed the souls of his own feet for all of us no i'm talking about just like no normal like

01:16:50.340 bog standard christmas film in the same way that home alone is a little bit like oh they didn't

01:16:54.820 realize how much they were ignoring poor little macaulay caulkin yeah it brings them all closer

01:16:59.720 at the end right so when people say oh it's obviously not a christmas film actually it kind

01:17:06.420 of is well i would say i would probably say it is a christmas movie but absolutely not the type

01:17:13.740 movie that it's only right to watch at christmas oh yeah like if you rewrote die hard one ever so

01:17:21.240 slightly so it had it was just set in june and it had nothing to do with christmas it would be

01:17:26.060 it would be a minimal rewrite put it that way right yeah i feel like a very minimal rewrite

01:17:30.700 okay okay cockney cpl says as a fellow iron that means i assume he means a fan of west ham football

01:17:41.920 club, the irons

01:17:43.840 because also to be an iron 0.99

01:17:46.140 is also a euphemism for being gay, isn't it? 0.89

01:17:49.960 So when Iron Maiden fans 0.93

01:17:52.100 say the irons, they're

01:17:54.220 more of a Judas Priest thing, though, surely.

01:17:58.320 As a fellow iron, I'm sure he means West Ham

01:18:00.140 fan, I was at Tottenham

01:18:01.680 when David Cross put four in the back of the net

01:18:04.260 for West Ham.

01:18:06.340 Come on, you irons.

01:18:10.020 Cool. No, that sounds cool.

01:18:11.260 David Cross

01:18:13.040 God

01:18:13.300 How long ago was that

01:18:14.300 God

01:18:15.340 All before my time

01:18:17.600 I had loads of

01:18:18.500 I had a season ticket

01:18:19.480 One year

01:18:19.900 The year when we had

01:18:22.320 Paolo Di Canio

01:18:23.220 And Paolo One Chop

01:18:24.560 Was it

01:18:25.560 97

01:18:26.380 You don't care

01:18:28.260 And the audience don't care

01:18:29.060 I don't know

01:18:29.800 I don't know

01:18:30.480 I went to loads of away games

01:18:32.040 As well for two or three years

01:18:33.180 Went to loads of away games

01:18:34.220 That's why I went to

01:18:35.360 Middlesbrough that one time

01:18:36.100 As long as you had fun

01:18:37.040 That's what matters

01:18:37.740 It was good

01:18:38.420 Well we got beat mostly

01:18:39.540 But

01:18:39.920 It was good

01:18:41.220 though sometimes just love of the game yeah my stand has never been brilliant okay york and the

01:18:49.680 next one is tom gordon 001 says uh york and borough are like an hour and a bit away okay

01:18:56.580 that's relatively close then not next to each other but relatively close york used to be safe

01:19:02.800 but they're bringing in more uh into it to be a sanctuary city i found a mexican here who was

01:19:09.540 convicted arsonist in texas what what's horrifying what mexican yeah connor mentioned this the other 0.82

01:19:17.940 day that he'd seen loads of mexicans on the tube in london what like of all of the of all of the 0.97

01:19:23.340 various diaspora populations that we have that we're packing into the country why do we need 0.96

01:19:27.540 mexicans too we don't do we in york in yavik in iboricum that's an ancient place york truly 1.00

01:19:34.560 ancient place oh yeah yeah jorvik oh i suppose it's mexicans no thank you i suppose it's no

01:19:45.120 stranger to invaders historically so hey caramba testing 2741 says um it's in no small part the

01:19:56.660 lack of social drinking that current teens are increasingly socially isolated alcohol is

01:20:01.440 traditionally social lubricant of men yeah absolutely it's almost really like a bonding

01:20:06.260 thing in fact ed dutton professor edward dutton did an interesting i think it was even in um it

01:20:12.360 was in one of his books it was the one about um um it was one about the uh he's got a lot of books

01:20:18.420 what's the one what's the christian sect the uh well the quakers yeah in his book about the

01:20:24.260 quakers there's a good uh chapter about it that yeah it bonds people yeah call it a social lubricant

01:20:31.420 yeah absolutely

01:20:32.220 yeah that's

01:20:33.160 that's how me

01:20:34.180 and my friends

01:20:34.760 spent most of our

01:20:35.820 late teen years

01:20:38.600 you bond over it

01:20:39.760 and you

01:20:40.540 and mid teen years

01:20:41.640 you allow yourself

01:20:42.660 to let your guard down

01:20:44.040 yeah

01:20:44.940 and

01:20:45.540 all sorts of things

01:20:46.700 you get into funny

01:20:47.600 little

01:20:48.100 little adventures

01:20:49.760 with them as well

01:20:50.800 yeah

01:20:51.120 it's a bonding thing

01:20:52.200 for sure 1.00

01:20:52.660 do stupid stuff 1.00

01:20:53.780 and then you laugh 1.00

01:20:54.340 about the stupid stuff 1.00

01:20:55.380 the next day 1.00

01:20:55.960 it's great

01:20:56.360 it could well

01:20:57.000 not drinking

01:20:57.820 having a

01:20:58.480 culture of

01:20:59.700 non-drinking

01:21:00.740 could well play into more social isolation i can absolutely believe that it's also why you need to

01:21:06.620 be still visiting your pubs now and still going out socializing with all of your friends it's good

01:21:12.440 for you and your social life right now and it also means you're supporting the local pubs that

01:21:17.600 they'll still be there later on for the next generation to do the same thing as well that's

01:21:22.540 the funny thing it sounds it sounds a bit facetious but yeah actually going to the pub

01:21:26.860 is in some way a protection of your of your culture and heritage so you should do it yeah 0.81

01:21:32.080 and they may well be bases of operations when the sectarian nightmare comes okay would argue that's 0.62

01:21:39.080 why starmore was so eager to attack them yep testing 2741 also says uh there have been mass

01:21:46.900 floods all over china for two months yet all of it has been prohibited from being covered ccp

01:21:52.500 prohibited see youtube the china show yeah i have seen a little bit of that information has

01:21:57.400 come out i've seen one or two stories in the mainstream media mentioning just just mentioning

01:22:02.460 in passing you know almost like an and finally story oh and there's a giant flood also in china 0.73

01:22:07.700 somewhere yeah so but you're quite right there the ccp just like old school old school maoist 0.97

01:22:15.520 are still terrified of something that might be embarrassing to them and they're just being open 0.85

01:22:20.800 about it i'm just being this is what's going on this is what's happening chinese chinese state 0.71

01:22:27.920 chinese communist parties oh i hate their guts okay testing 2741 says why is a super embassy 0.56

01:22:36.000 being built for china good question we've gone through this a number of times haven't we on the 0.78

01:22:39.520 main podcast as well yeah very very good question person question yeah yeah why did starmer allow it

01:22:46.560 after i'm in an arm for quite a while why is he allowed that why would he unless he's

01:22:52.640 unless he's an agent of theirs on some level i'm not saying he's actually any an employee

01:22:58.720 of the chinese intended services but just that he's blackmail insiders bribes or genuinely loves

01:23:10.640 communism i remember he was too left for the fabian society as a younger man oh yeah back

01:23:17.600 in the day they the fabians wouldn't have him because he was too left for them so you can

01:23:23.360 imagine someone like that is basically a crypto communist all but a communist so he would look up 0.67

01:23:29.820 to chinese communists wouldn't he be like yeah they're actually further down the road politically

01:23:34.660 that i would like to be my i'd like this country to be so you might just ideologically without any 0.54

01:23:40.320 coercion want to do their bidding that's possible isn't it all right there's still a few more to 0.96

01:23:48.160 get through as f137 says bo have you ever managed to see that clown who'd whom hides from gay folk 0.97

01:23:56.760 i don't know what you're talking about you know i don't know have you never met him 0.98

01:24:02.720 that clown who hides from gay folk i don't know what you mean you've never seen him 0.99

01:24:08.680 oh oh dear is it oh have i fallen for it oh have i badly fallen for it i think we should be moving 1.00

01:24:18.900 on but i think you've got some reflection to be doing there they've got me a few times you know

01:24:23.500 sometimes people write a thing where it's just like it seems like a gobbledygook sentence yeah

01:24:28.880 yeah and you just read it out but it's one of those things if you read it a few times fast you

01:24:32.680 hear what's actually being said one of those ones they've got me with that they've got me with that

01:24:37.700 a few times i had that once in the chat with somebody whose name was nick kerr yep classic

01:24:46.080 i said it a little bit too fast and was like oh no oh no i'm pretty this one this reminds me of

01:24:54.120 there's this clip that goes around of these two black guys where one's like uh pretending to be 0.92

01:24:58.140 a magician or something he goes when i click my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay 0.95

01:25:04.120 what I was never gay

01:25:06.280 yeah sure 0.93

01:25:07.060 yeah I've seen that clip that's quite funny

01:25:10.080 yeah I've been got with that a fair few times

01:25:12.720 I think it's funny though

01:25:13.880 you know if you see other people

01:25:16.600 fall for it it's funny

01:25:18.060 so the fact that it's me I'll be like yeah okay

01:25:20.660 you got me good one

01:25:22.280 okay

01:25:23.920 it is quite worrying that you've never seen him though

01:25:26.300 seen who

01:25:29.100 exactly 1.00

01:25:31.140 Belgians are evil trust me that's their name 1.00

01:25:34.100 at belgians are evil trust me says today is the 354th anniversary of uh the relief siege of 1.00

01:25:42.020 gronigan is that true because this guy talks about frisians and gronigan a fair bit i don't know if 0.53

01:25:46.400 this if that's just he's saying that for a laugh when that's really true i don't know if if or not

01:25:50.720 it says um the bishop of munster uh failed to take my maternal family's city i bet he was closet

01:25:58.620 belgian oh okay it's the most logical answer yeah i mean that would make sense

01:26:03.660 yeah munster it's a great uh dan carlin podcast called prophets of doom all about munster

01:26:11.020 and the crazy crazy protestant faction that got in there and

01:26:18.020 well prophets of doom by dan carlin check that out it's one of the best podcasts like long it's

01:26:24.100 four hours or whatever it's one of the best history podcasts i've ever listened to i've

01:26:28.660 re-listened to it like four or five times it's been a couple of years as well i need to listen

01:26:32.620 to it again prophets of doom by dan carlin all about the siege of munster listen to that

01:26:37.140 testing 2741 says fda approved mrna flu shot for 2016 flu season

01:26:44.780 are you joking mrna flu shots yeah pass pass yeah i hope you're being sarcastic i got the nhs text

01:26:55.900 text the other day saying like oh you could be eligible for a flu shot i was like i don't really

01:27:00.440 need it though yeah i'm good i'm not old and infirm so i'll take my chances thanks i'll just

01:27:05.920 have the flu if it comes around yeah but i've never properly had the flu anyway so i had to

01:27:10.520 flu like real influenza i'm sure it's terrible once in my mid early mid-20s and it was terrible

01:27:16.200 it lasted like you know when you get just get a cold and it's like a day or two three at most

01:27:20.700 now this had me bedridden for a week or more and there's a couple of times they're just like fever

01:27:25.420 dreams and and um like swimming a little bit swimming in and out of consciousness a little

01:27:30.840 bit felt like my body was dying it felt like my body was shutting down on me went to the doctors

01:27:36.780 a couple of times they're like it's just flu and i say just but you're not dying it's flu and i'm

01:27:41.640 i'm like i've never experienced anything like this it feels like my body is shutting down

01:27:46.940 so it's no joke the flu in all seriousness it's no joke but i'm not putting any mrna jab in me

01:27:54.340 pass right principal uncertainty says at this point logistically it will be easier to leave

01:28:00.960 than evict them i'm not leaving i'm not going anywhere i'm not abandoning albion in her hour

01:28:08.600 of need thanks for the super chat though daniel d king says morning gents the uncle of one of the

01:28:16.680 boys who died is in prison for fleeing the police down the wrong side of the same road strange stuff

01:28:22.160 going on oh so it's like a it's like a family thing that they do then family tradition yeah

01:28:28.000 either either that or he was just sort of like here's how i well actually no he couldn't have

01:28:32.300 been because he's in prison so it's not like he even said to his kids oh here's how i got away

01:28:36.580 from yeah right from behind bars listen let me tell you what worked for me till it didn't do you

01:28:41.680 want to go to prison look and learn son look and learn yeah if that's what you want if you want to 0.96

01:28:45.460 get banged up for doing something insane oh and now you're all dead okay principal duncey again

01:28:51.140 says uh uh we should be the new sea people if needs must it's a simple plan and and and i haven't

01:28:59.280 costed it the sea people like marauding well you mean like like the iron islands in game of thrones

01:29:06.220 or something will be the new gray joys just go reaving every now and again just go a viking

01:29:11.800 and listen it works it works for some people they're still fair for you to get through so

01:29:17.880 i can't give everyone a much of a comment but i'll just go through so cgmam8923 are they gonna say

01:29:24.420 something about india they usually say something about india they put important story cheap steel

01:29:28.840 is flooding our market as the eu has tariffs and we don't tartar owned landworm is unironically

01:29:37.100 using its strength to save british steel while chinese steel collapsed it yeah let's talk about 0.77

01:29:42.840 chinese and and indian steel there chinese have had a chip on their shoulder about british steel 0.69

01:29:47.940 ever since the maoist era okay next to our tatum 232733 again says as an american it makes me want 0.89

01:29:55.340 to uh prick my eardrums every time i hear you guys praise trump he's no low worse than nigel 0.79

01:30:01.760 doesn't care about the u.s fair enough he carries on in the next one as well uh no insurrection act 0.89

01:30:07.400 no cost of living help barely deportations um open blatant oil corruption war for israel 0.68

01:30:14.180 no industry back i hate him traitor fair enough it's all fair enough yeah i mean i like to give

01:30:21.680 some credit where credit's due even if it's someone like nigel or zia yusuf or trump but

01:30:27.260 yeah broadly speaking you haven't said anything incorrect there has he i can understand why people

01:30:32.140 who were piped up

01:30:33.520 off of the back of you know

01:30:36.080 MAGA 2024 getting in for

01:30:38.060 number two the promise of the golden age

01:30:40.240 I could completely understand

01:30:42.060 why he'd be frustrated at where things are

01:30:43.620 Trump does seem to have under delivered

01:30:45.120 but then by the same token if you say

01:30:48.060 anything like that you get other people saying

01:30:49.620 Trump derangement syndrome

01:30:50.700 I try and be as fair handed as possible

01:30:53.900 but I understand Tatum I do understand

01:30:56.000 okay Aristotle Lewton

01:30:57.940 says have a good weekend lads

01:30:59.640 cheers hope you do too

01:31:01.240 Principal Dunsertity again says

01:31:03.000 he blew the moment

01:31:04.280 at some point

01:31:06.040 they will round us up

01:31:07.180 Beau, Sophie's Choice

01:31:09.140 Big or Little Harry

01:31:10.480 to be spared

01:31:11.140 Both of us to be spared

01:31:13.080 Those Harry show

01:31:14.080 unwavering solidarity

01:31:16.220 with one another

01:31:17.080 When Harry's unite

01:31:18.960 We're the only people

01:31:19.880 we can rely on after all

01:31:21.940 Kiefer Brown 1337 says

01:31:23.780 Good times

01:31:24.520 Big Harry, Little Harry

01:31:25.620 and Harry Hill

01:31:26.340 I'll stick with Harry Hill

01:31:28.300 if needs be

01:31:29.780 because i guess little harry big harry yeah they like the lining it dazzles it's the lining of

01:31:38.720 mine oh a bit flowery to be honest i forgot that's what it looked like will you the pork or

01:31:44.640 will you the lamb that's obscure i never watched tv but obscure harry hill old harry hill references

01:31:52.860 there okay uh james lee pevenhall says city gangs grandad was mates with billy kimber illegal bookies

01:32:00.620 no homes burned no one killed uh area protection in 1938 grandad bought four houses yeah we want

01:32:08.280 proper old school british gangsters yeah like uh like the the craze or the richardsons or um

01:32:19.100 albert reddin they kept people in order yeah they were decent folks if he was a wrong one

01:32:25.140 they'd sort you out it's funny how when we talk about how much things have degenerated even the

01:32:30.300 even the class even the quality of criminal has nosedived yeah we used to have proper quality

01:32:37.720 gangsters back in the day and they they go on and on and on about the craze didn't and they 0.98

01:32:44.240 were murderers they were scum they were this be perfectly just be honest now all gangsterism is 0.99

01:32:50.660 is gross and horrible hate it but just just in talking about degrees the amount that you hear 0.99

01:32:55.180 about the craze they've had so many films about didn't they only kill like four people which is 0.76

01:32:59.800 still that many it wasn't that but they still only killed like less than a handful of people 0.91

01:33:05.080 they weren't like roy de mayo like a serial killer yeah you could probably go into a council estate 0.75

01:33:09.980 in Brixton and find

01:33:11.780 any drill rapper with a

01:33:13.940 kill count higher than that

01:33:15.040 yeah

01:33:15.560 the craze compared to

01:33:19.880 sort of like

01:33:20.420 the mafiosos in America or something

01:33:23.440 tiny tiny small fryer in comparison 0.99

01:33:25.960 yeah

01:33:26.260 Ray Pitler

01:33:29.240 says please don't do Scouse accents

01:33:32.100 okay understood right you are

01:33:33.520 sorry apologies

01:33:35.060 apologies yeah

01:33:36.240 Little Tesla One says

01:33:38.900 On day one

01:33:40.000 I was your first super chat

01:33:41.340 But you never read it out

01:33:42.460 Oh no really

01:33:43.180 No grudges held

01:33:45.140 Get this Lotus Eater's app sorted lads

01:33:48.420 What do I pay for

01:33:50.000 Fair enough

01:33:50.600 Yeah

01:33:50.760 Yeah

01:33:51.500 Is it still not sorted

01:33:53.200 Is it still not sorted

01:33:54.260 We've been trying to work on it for years

01:33:56.660 But we've got an app

01:33:57.760 And it usually works

01:33:59.100 Do we have an app

01:34:00.120 Yeah

01:34:00.500 Yeah

01:34:02.640 Goes to show what I know

01:34:04.020 Sorry I didn't read out

01:34:05.520 The very first super chat ever

01:34:06.520 I believe the first day or two

01:34:08.400 first few days of the bow show um the problems or issues with the super checks and or me reading

01:34:16.180 them out and anyway apologies for that all right uh uh the last three here now testing 271 again

01:34:24.920 says today in history 1987 uh muslims married cousins and every day after that yeah every day

01:34:33.140 okay more ticking in so i'll try and get through them erwin romulus how are you super fan there

01:34:38.700 thanks for the super chat you say um i visited the nt run state national trust run stately home

01:34:44.860 in kent last summer a former owner had won a vc a victoria cross the highest of world for

01:34:49.220 gallantry in in war um which was displayed in a glass case i asked the six foot transvestite

01:34:57.980 curator about it he asked me what a vc was oh god is that true is that a true story i i hope i hope

01:35:07.940 there's some fabrication going on there but i have a bad feeling i've got some content on my

01:35:13.280 channel history bro it's uh talking about vcs oh cool a medal of honors

01:35:18.480 imagine imagine that being a curator and there's a vc there and you don't know what it is

01:35:26.640 imagine that uh i was about to say i was about to say how do you get that job if you don't know

01:35:32.320 that and then just realize well he showed up in a dress so yeah and they're like you're hired

01:35:35.620 yeah yeah you're the type of fella we're looking for all right principal uncertainty says um i

01:35:42.500 have a better plan want to come want to come to resource dry europe e oh sorry you resource dry

01:35:50.840 europe swap question mark we'll turn that jungle into a degenerate metropolis in months okay 0.51

01:35:58.920 thanks for the offer pal yeah yeah okay that certainly is an offer gav house says do you

01:36:07.800 guys still think there's hope yeah of course of course doesn't matter who we vote in they already

01:36:13.040 have the numbers and outbreeding uh we're just here to observe our demise and i completely

01:36:18.120 disagree with you completely disagree with you no it's we haven't even begun it's barely begun

01:36:23.340 well i i'm it can be reversed even if we're in a minority oh yeah i mean something like that what

01:36:29.980 was um martin selner in his book gives the example of fiji which was overrun by the british empire by

01:36:39.180 indians who eventually became a majority and tried to vote themselves into even greater positions of

01:36:45.160 powers and basically just like oppress the the natives and i forget exactly how what the mechanism

01:36:50.980 was but they managed to deport like 75 of all of the indians back to india from fiji yeah so they

01:36:58.420 did actually manage to do it but i mean this this doomerism defeatism you've got to stop it

01:37:02.920 you've got to stop it it's probably the first hurdle we need to overcome is that so i'm not

01:37:08.000 really having a pop at you gav house specifically as such but please do get over it because that

01:37:15.760 attitude is of no help it doesn't help well one thing i would say is even if it's unnecessary as

01:37:22.560 well sorry i'm very skeptical of national voting because the civil service is so locked in and no

01:37:30.580 matter which parliament there is the actual government behind the parliament seems to be

01:37:34.420 able to pursue the same course of action uh in depth and pass an act of parliament to deal with

01:37:39.640 that though can't you you can do because parliament is sovereign not the civil service that that is

01:37:44.520 that is true but there's great difficulties in it and you know obviously that there is there is the

01:37:49.620 chance but even if like me you're somewhat skeptical of the parliamentary route there's

01:37:53.620 still there's still other stuff that you can do there's a lot of local stuff that you can do you

01:37:58.900 can basically in your local area uh form organizations form groups that if you're

01:38:04.800 genuinely worried about what's going to happen in the future organize something get something

01:38:11.120 together that will connect and unite people so that you have a reliable cadre of people around

01:38:17.360 you for if that time comes fair enough yeah don't be a complete doomer that there's no hope it's

01:38:24.460 already done not at all not at all even not even close even just going to the pub making sure you're

01:38:31.280 supporting it so it'll still be there if the time comes and making sure you've got a good group of

01:38:36.600 lads around you at the pub who all you know you talk about the same stuff you agree on this stuff

01:38:40.840 that is that is a good shield it's not nothing yeah okay tatum2733 says harry we run out of oil

01:38:50.480 in 18 minutes get ready well goodbye everybody i suppose shocked that the crew didn't shoot up if 0.50

01:38:58.140 that's the case yeah okay and then belgians are evil trust me again says harry educate beau on 0.64

01:39:04.000 difference between frisians and gronigan folk we are foes had great great frisian grandma imagine 0.87

01:39:11.320 how even hotter i would be without her don't worry i'll tell him after the show don't worry

01:39:15.940 And the very last one here is someone called Callum29D,

01:39:19.640 who doesn't say anything and just gives a little bit of money.

01:39:22.320 Appreciate that, thanks.

01:39:23.400 One other rumble rant came through.

01:39:25.060 There's a black cat, actually, they've not said anything.

01:39:27.440 They've put a black cat magic sort of emoji thing.

01:39:31.160 So thanks for that, Callum.

01:39:32.400 There's one more rumble rant, is there?

01:39:33.840 It's Sausage Monkey at the top.

01:39:34.860 Sausage Monkey has said,

01:39:37.060 Watching on my part day off work from K.A. Bolton,

01:39:42.580 Bolton

01:39:43.420 Burnham is saying

01:39:45.280 we should ban

01:39:46.540 disposable barbecues

01:39:47.740 funny we never

01:39:49.460 needed the ban

01:39:50.180 before

01:39:50.560 also fly tipping

01:39:52.640 cameras have been

01:39:53.940 announced

01:39:54.420 thought

01:39:55.000 yeah well there's a

01:39:55.840 story actually

01:39:56.360 today saying that

01:39:57.100 there's one of those

01:39:57.900 giant fly tips

01:39:58.980 they found

01:39:59.500 where it's like

01:40:00.400 tons and tons

01:40:01.120 like hundreds of

01:40:02.140 tons of rubbish

01:40:04.400 have been dumped

01:40:05.040 illegally somewhere

01:40:05.900 and it costs like

01:40:07.320 it's going to cost

01:40:07.840 like six million

01:40:08.520 the local council

01:40:09.220 six million pounds

01:40:10.380 to get rid of it

01:40:11.020 so yeah I hate 1.00

01:40:12.080 fly tipping yeah really really do only scumbags fly tip you've got to be a scumbag to fly tip 0.98

01:40:18.440 basically simple as that and yeah the bbqs thing yeah didn't used to be particularly a problem did 0.98

01:40:23.020 it no not that i remember when we had normal people who had a normal sense of reason 1.00

01:40:30.200 but now we've just got millions of bommalians who have very very low iq and on top of that don't 1.00

01:40:38.160 care can't reason correctly don't understand cause and effect properly and don't care anyway 1.00

01:40:43.040 so now it's a problem so now everyone has to be has to suffer a ban of disposable barbecues

01:40:49.840 yeah great all right that's the show it's now 14 minutes past nine in the a.m british summertime

01:40:55.440 on uh friday 28th of august in the year of annul 2026 thank you for joining me harry thank you for

01:41:00.380 joining me thank you for having me on the podcast today yes i am on the podcast today it should be

01:41:04.340 with Carl

01:41:05.220 and old friend

01:41:06.500 Nick Dixon

01:41:07.160 oh yeah

01:41:08.240 okay

01:41:08.720 Nicky boy

01:41:09.660 oh

01:41:10.000 should be a good one

01:41:11.140 I know they've got some

01:41:12.080 somewhat depressing

01:41:13.380 subjects to be covering

01:41:14.820 so I'm going to try

01:41:15.760 and find something

01:41:16.660 less depressing

01:41:17.660 to cover

01:41:18.160 that's the dream team though

01:41:19.380 Carl Nick

01:41:20.060 and Big Harry

01:41:20.820 the dream team

01:41:21.460 obviously the dream team

01:41:22.360 we joke in the office

01:41:23.240 whatever the line up is

01:41:24.480 whatever we say

01:41:25.740 it's the dream team

01:41:26.320 I mean this was also

01:41:27.080 the dream team

01:41:27.720 this is the dream team

01:41:28.600 yeah

01:41:28.820 this is the dream team

01:41:29.880 they're all the dream team

01:41:31.020 if it was just

01:41:31.680 young Harry

01:41:32.520 sat by himself

01:41:33.660 talking to you all

01:41:35.100 dream team

01:41:35.740 we enjoy the best

01:41:38.480 so check that out

01:41:39.260 one o'clock

01:41:39.840 1pm

01:41:41.320 British summertime

01:41:42.560 check that out

01:41:43.740 okay that's the show

01:41:44.840 thanks for joining me

01:41:45.580 you've been the glorious band

01:41:46.340 the chosen few

01:41:46.820 my band of brothers and sisters

01:41:47.920 without you it isn't a thing

01:41:48.920 try and make the best of the day ahead

01:41:50.040 carpe diem

01:41:50.680 it's the most valuable thing

01:41:51.720 you will ever have

01:41:52.340 till tomorrow then

01:41:53.600 take care

01:42:03.660 We'll be right back.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 28, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 28th August 2026

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