The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau

00:00:00.640 Morning. You alright? How you doing? It is Friday. It's 8am. Greenwich Mean Time on Friday the 9th of January in the year of our Lord 2026 and you are a member of Bo's Breakfast Club. It's the Bo Show. Breakfast with Bo.

00:00:16.940 You are the glorious band. The chosen few who have chosen to join me live. We are live. I am joined today not by little Harry my producer but by Jack instead because Harry can't be in here today. How are you Jack?

00:00:33.880 Do you have a right one? Yeah, I just have a man who is there.

00:00:37.580 Okay, there you go. So, a different producer this morning but usually it will be, most days it will be, little to Harry.

00:00:49.300 The Lotus Eater's got to start with a little bit of a shill today. The Islander magazine, Lotus Eater's, the Lotus Eater's magazine.

00:00:57.900 It's probably, I would say, without throwing any of my colleagues and myself under the bus, it's the most professional thing Lotus Eater's does.

00:01:07.040 It's so glossy and professional. It really is. I mean, we've got, who have we got in there?

00:01:16.020 We've got Morgoth talking about Warhammer 40k law. Who doesn't want to read about that?

00:01:21.340 If you don't want to read about that, there's something wrong with you.

00:01:23.420 There's an interview with Rupert Lowe MP, the Rupert Lowe MP. It's really good. It's really good. Buy it and it's out now.

00:01:28.600 You've got to, you've got to buy it. Do it. You're doing it.

00:01:33.720 Islander magazine.

00:01:35.500 Okay, let's jump straight into the news, shall we?

00:01:40.580 Right. So, the headlines are Pub Tax U-Turn and Caring Catherine.

00:01:47.260 They're sort of the biggest stories, basically.

00:01:51.380 So, the Daily Express go with, cheers!

00:01:54.640 It's yet another too-late U-Turn from PM.

00:01:57.120 They're talking about that if you watched yesterday's show, and perhaps even earlier in the week,

00:02:02.000 there's these stories all about how the UK government was going to put tax rates up on various hospitality things,

00:02:10.760 including pubs, and the angle, the story, the pushback from it was that a lot of pubs were going to suffer badly,

00:02:17.680 perhaps particularly rural pubs.

00:02:20.700 And it seems that the government has done a U-Turn on it.

00:02:25.300 Starmer doesn't really like the headlines, doesn't really like the pressure,

00:02:29.580 so he's doing some sort of U-Turn on it.

00:02:31.140 Apparently, Rachel Reeves, Rachel Thieves, Rachel from Accounts, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

00:02:36.140 Crazily.

00:02:36.580 Rachel Reeves, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

00:02:38.220 What a mad thing that is.

00:02:39.940 Supposed to be one of the most eminent offices of state.

00:02:43.260 You're supposed to be an economist, not some random pinko woman that Keir Starmer picked out of nowhere.

00:02:52.120 Doesn't know really anything about economics, it seems.

00:02:56.060 Okay, she's the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

00:02:57.680 They're doing a U-Turn on it.

00:02:58.820 Apparently, it's too late.

00:03:01.440 Well, that's what the Daily Express has said there.

00:03:03.280 It's too late.

00:03:03.780 But just another U-Turn.

00:03:05.220 I mean, it's always embarrassing for governments to do U-Turns, right?

00:03:09.440 It's sort of part of the job of government, on some level, to some extent,

00:03:12.920 to suffer from as few U-Turns as possible.

00:03:16.800 Because your enemies can always say,

00:03:19.120 you don't know what you're doing, you're incompetent.

00:03:21.140 Why didn't you get it right in the first place?

00:03:22.880 Do you really know what you think about this thing at all?

00:03:25.260 Why have you done a U-Turn?

00:03:26.480 So, part of the job of government is to at least be seen

00:03:29.640 to be doing as few U-Turns as possible.

00:03:32.280 Well, but Keir Starmer does do quite a few of them.

00:03:35.220 I mean, I know it's, sometimes it's an unfair thing when people, any people,

00:03:39.640 but particularly politicians, get plastered with a certain moniker or a certain reputation

00:03:45.440 that they might not necessarily really warrant.

00:03:49.020 A bit of sticks to them like glue.

00:03:50.120 But, I've got to be fair, I do think that Starmer does a few more U-Turns

00:03:57.200 than most previous Prime Ministers I can think of.

00:04:01.020 He does a U-Turn quite a lot.

00:04:02.660 So, anyway, it seems to be that he's doing a U-Turn now

00:04:04.960 on trying to tax pubs into oblivion.

00:04:09.560 The other story there, Caring Catherine.

00:04:11.300 Catherine, that's the Prince of Wales' wife, of course, Kate Middleton, Catherine Middleton.

00:04:19.620 And she'd suffered from cancer recently, hasn't she?

00:04:22.860 I think she's all better now.

00:04:24.340 She got better.

00:04:25.040 But she has had cancer.

00:04:30.380 And, I mean, she's only young, relatively young, aren't they?

00:04:33.920 They're like, I think he's my age.

00:04:35.480 I think they're basically about my age, i.e. early to mid-40s.

00:04:39.360 So, you know, that's quite young to have unfortunately had cancer.

00:04:42.420 Anyway, she visited a hospital.

00:04:45.820 We know the worth of nation's NHS heroes, says Kate.

00:04:51.040 So, big news, Kate visited a hospital.

00:04:59.100 The Daily Mail.

00:05:01.100 Oh, yeah, okay, so, today is much more of a slow news day compared to, say, Monday,

00:05:06.040 which was like wall-to-wall Venezuela, international news,

00:05:09.680 big international movements, the Donald, all that stuff.

00:05:13.820 Jazz hands, stuff.

00:05:15.020 Today's a much more slow news day.

00:05:16.700 Much, much more slow news day.

00:05:17.740 Most of the papers are going with the pub tax U-turn and the weather.

00:05:24.260 So, strap in.

00:05:28.040 Pub U-turns, too late, too little, too late.

00:05:32.640 Say the Mail, the Daily Mail.

00:05:35.740 They're also going with that woman that ICE shot in Minneapolis.

00:05:40.500 Second by second, what really happened when Trump's ICE agent killed mother of three?

00:05:47.660 So, it's emerged a bit more details about her and her life.

00:05:51.060 And she was a mother of three.

00:05:52.260 I think the children, those three children, also don't have a father.

00:05:56.460 The father had died.

00:05:57.340 So, she was a single mother of three kids.

00:06:02.880 So, that makes it sadder, doesn't it?

00:06:04.480 I mean, definitely.

00:06:06.000 You know, it shouldn't necessarily really make a big impact to the story.

00:06:10.340 It's her life that was taken, but it does make it, doesn't it?

00:06:12.900 It does certainly make it sadder.

00:06:16.180 More tragic in some way.

00:06:17.600 Well, I mean, so, yesterday, I said I'd seen one clip, sort of the most famous clip that went round first.

00:06:26.760 Well, you can't really get a clear view of how close she came to hitting the sheriff or the ICE agent or the policeman, whoever he was.

00:06:35.660 And then, later in the day, on Twitter, there was another angle from the front, basically,

00:06:41.140 where you do see that she comes very, very, very close to running him down.

00:06:46.420 And, sort of, he doesn't go under the wheels, of course, nothing like that.

00:06:48.980 But, you know, he's just sort of...

00:06:51.280 Anyway, my view is still largely, my opinion, is still largely the same.

00:06:57.720 If I was that police officer, I probably wouldn't have shot her.

00:07:02.800 Well, I wouldn't have done.

00:07:04.300 I wouldn't have done.

00:07:05.280 If I was that police officer, I wouldn't have shot her.

00:07:06.940 But, by the same token, if she hadn't done what she did, she would be alive now.

00:07:13.640 Don't run from armed police.

00:07:15.580 Don't drive a vehicle towards them, regardless of whether you actually hit them, regardless of whether they end up under the wheels.

00:07:23.540 If there's armed police, because the other cop was, like, trying the door and was obviously trying to get her, trying to arrest her, whatever.

00:07:31.640 Like, you're being detained.

00:07:33.160 It's in the process of you being detained by them.

00:07:35.760 Don't try and flee the scene in a car towards them.

00:07:42.680 It doesn't warrant a fatal shot.

00:07:46.460 As I say, if I was that cop in that moment, I wouldn't have drawn my gun, let alone fired it.

00:07:51.420 But, if she hadn't have done that, those three kids would still have a mum.

00:07:57.300 It's effed up, isn't it?

00:08:01.000 It's effed up.

00:08:02.640 Okay.

00:08:03.220 The Daily Telegraph.

00:08:04.280 The Telegraph.

00:08:04.960 Oh, they've got a big picture of lovely, beautiful Kate there.

00:08:10.660 Reaves to climb down on pub tax.

00:08:12.600 Okay, so they're going with that.

00:08:17.460 Britain shuts down ahead of Snowbomb.

00:08:21.240 Yeah, so still in the news.

00:08:23.000 This, or was it, Goretti?

00:08:24.040 Storm Goretti, they're talking about.

00:08:25.800 Been talking about it for, like, four days now.

00:08:28.320 But it looks like it has actually finally hit.

00:08:29.920 Well, it has sort of finally hit.

00:08:34.340 There's, like, 100 mile an hour winds off of the Isles of Scilly.

00:08:39.060 I pray no one might not know.

00:08:42.120 The Isles of Scilly are right down off Cornwall.

00:08:47.240 Right down off the south west coast of Britain.

00:08:51.440 A bit out to sea, really.

00:08:53.480 And it's known, it's sort of its reputation, whether fairly or not, is that it's one of the warmest,

00:08:58.640 certainly in summer, it's one of the warmest places you could go in the whole of Britain.

00:09:03.680 I've never been there.

00:09:04.620 Have you been there, Jack?

00:09:05.360 Because you're from the Isle of Wight, aren't you?

00:09:08.080 No, I am.

00:09:08.520 Have you ever been to the Scilly Isles?

00:09:11.580 No, I can't say I have.

00:09:13.440 Yeah.

00:09:13.620 I like it as much down the Wight.

00:09:15.320 Right.

00:09:16.000 In other words, in summer, really nice.

00:09:18.360 Right?

00:09:19.340 Yeah.

00:09:19.880 Right.

00:09:20.000 I want snow for the Isles.

00:09:21.320 Right, right, right.

00:09:22.020 There you go.

00:09:22.600 So down there, 100 mile an hour winds down there.

00:09:26.100 I've seen pictures, footage of big parts of, like, Birmingham, which is essentially the Midlands,

00:09:32.220 with, like, covered in snow drifts.

00:09:34.840 And so, finally, this storm has sort of broken and hit.

00:09:40.700 Big waves out at sea.

00:09:42.640 And there's a big storm.

00:09:43.640 Well, the Toreograph goes with snow bomb.

00:09:48.500 All right, what else have they got?

00:09:49.440 Iran switches off internet as protests mount.

00:09:54.040 Classic, classic sort of Iran thing to do.

00:10:00.880 We'll turn off the internet.

00:10:03.320 Yeah, as we'll see later, some other of the papers and the actual news websites tell us a bit more about the ongoing,

00:10:12.960 looks like, quite widespread, protests in Iran.

00:10:18.820 The army is 28 billion pounds short, warns military chief.

00:10:23.960 Yeah, we're constantly, uh, we're constantly worrying about our military budget in the UK,

00:10:31.660 because, well, if you're in the US, it's one of those things that your federal government has sort of got covered for you, isn't it?

00:10:41.020 If anything, the budget is astronomically higher, absurdly higher, black budgets that are silly numbers.

00:10:49.440 If there's one thing you don't have to worry about, that the guys on the Hill and in the Pentagon have got covered,

00:10:56.840 is enough money for the military.

00:10:59.420 Right?

00:10:59.680 But everywhere else in the entire world, um, is always worrying about,

00:11:05.100 well, we haven't got enough money for the military, we need to get more money for the military.

00:11:07.840 It's never enough, it's always underfunded, on and on and on and on and on.

00:11:12.640 Um, and Britain is no exception to that.

00:11:14.380 Um, lots of people, lots of doomers like to say that we've, we've basically got no military.

00:11:19.680 That's nonsense.

00:11:20.360 I was arguing with someone on Twitter the other week.

00:11:22.360 They were saying Britain essentially hasn't got any military, hasn't got a Royal Navy.

00:11:26.840 It doesn't really exist anymore.

00:11:27.920 I mean, that's nonsense.

00:11:29.440 That's nonsense.

00:11:30.420 We've got two aircraft carriers, we've got nuclear submarines, we've got, the Royal Marines do exist.

00:11:36.300 The army does exist.

00:11:39.200 The RAF has got dozens and dozens of fast jets.

00:11:45.120 Okay, but still, it's never enough, especially if they want to go to war with Russia.

00:11:49.000 We'll see later in some of the headlines about it sort of inching closer to that.

00:11:53.780 I don't think we'll ever actually have a hot war with Russia in, in, I might be wrong.

00:11:58.600 You know, I might be wrong.

00:12:00.480 The day before Russia invaded Ukraine, I remember clearly Tucker on Fox News was laughing, doing his laugh.

00:12:09.060 At the idea that Russia would invade the Donbass region and eastern Ukraine, it was laughable.

00:12:19.560 It was all just liars coming out of, out of the Pentagon and the intelligence services.

00:12:24.660 And he was just flat wrong about that.

00:12:26.400 So I could be just flat wrong about Britain having some sort of war, conventional war, let's hope, with the Rooskies.

00:12:38.840 I just don't see it happening.

00:12:40.180 But, you know, if it was, if there was, you know, we've underfunded our military for that sort of thing for many, many, many years.

00:12:50.640 And, once again, there you go, military chiefs say we need an extra 28 billion.

00:12:56.160 I mean, would, would that even cover it?

00:12:58.780 I mean, what are you going to spend that on exactly?

00:13:00.740 You know, like, how would that really, like, profoundly change the scales in a hot war with, with Russia?

00:13:09.600 Okay, I don't know.

00:13:11.360 Okay, the Independent.

00:13:12.720 Violent, violent clashes in, in Minneapolis after ICE agents shoots dead a mother who they claim weaponised her car.

00:13:22.020 Well, she did a bit, didn't she?

00:13:23.420 I mean, I, you can watch the clip for yourself, make your own mind up.

00:13:28.620 But it's not like, I feel like, she wasn't deliberately trying to run them over, like weaving towards them.

00:13:37.000 She was just trying to get away.

00:13:39.100 Nonetheless, she did sort of, the guy had to jink out of the way, was sort of, from the front angle, if I remember, it was yesterday, it was like, nearly 24 hours ago, or 18 hours ago, I watched the clip from the front, so I can't quite remember it properly.

00:13:51.420 But, she did sort of weaponise the car, in a way.

00:13:54.600 Does that warrant an, an immediate execution in real time?

00:14:00.140 I'd say no.

00:14:04.340 But there you go.

00:14:06.140 Sorry, just got clean, I got my tea.

00:14:08.440 Got my water, I've got my lovely cup of tea.

00:14:12.860 Don't take coffee, I drink tea, my dear.

00:14:18.100 Mmm.

00:14:19.940 Lovely.

00:14:20.960 Right, what else have the Independent got?

00:14:22.540 Yet another underlined, another U-turn.

00:14:26.320 Reeves set to scrap rates rises for pubs.

00:14:29.960 We've gone through that a bit.

00:14:31.360 Hopefully it'll save some pubs.

00:14:32.740 I mean, I've been very flippant and blase about that, but hopefully it will save some pubs.

00:14:37.860 Right, the lifeblood of our civil society, in some ways, in some senses.

00:14:42.180 It would be better if every single pub didn't close down, wouldn't it?

00:14:49.820 And then turned into a mosque, usually.

00:14:54.180 Or like a Café Nero.

00:14:55.680 Or something, something gross.

00:15:01.220 The Times.

00:15:02.520 Top Defence Chief warns of need for extra £28 billion.

00:15:08.100 Okay.

00:15:08.900 Guidance on single-sex spaces delayed by cost fears.

00:15:12.480 The Sun.

00:15:16.420 Let's just move on from that.

00:15:17.220 The Sun.

00:15:19.020 Ah, here we go.

00:15:20.280 Here we go, right into the slop.

00:15:23.520 Send Rich Like Beckham.

00:15:25.280 Ah, ha, ha.

00:15:26.880 Ah, ha, ha.

00:15:29.240 Obviously that's a pun on, there's a film, isn't it?

00:15:31.960 Bend It Like Beckham.

00:15:33.480 Remember that film?

00:15:34.120 Anyone remember that film out there?

00:15:35.700 It's not a brilliant film.

00:15:37.480 It's Keira Knightley, isn't it?

00:15:39.100 About football, about girls football, if I remember.

00:15:41.040 some Asian girl

00:15:42.660 and Keira Knightley

00:15:43.560 wannabe footballers

00:15:44.880 so there was that film

00:15:49.500 Bend It Like Beckham

00:15:50.400 The Sun

00:15:50.880 hilariously

00:15:52.340 have gone with

00:15:54.440 the headline

00:15:55.780 Send Writ Like Beckham

00:15:57.840 i.e. like a legal writ

00:15:59.580 so this is the story

00:16:01.160 which I won't spend

00:16:02.840 too much time on

00:16:03.560 because personally

00:16:04.500 I couldn't give a monkeys about

00:16:06.540 is the

00:16:08.440 but The Sun thinks

00:16:09.240 is front page news

00:16:10.720 is that there's a rift

00:16:11.920 between

00:16:12.440 David Beckham

00:16:13.920 and Posh Spice

00:16:14.680 and their eldest son

00:16:16.920 Brooklyn

00:16:17.320 Brooklyn Beckham

00:16:18.120 I always think

00:16:20.380 like family feuds

00:16:21.460 things like this

00:16:22.220 like divorce cases

00:16:23.440 I never really care about

00:16:27.840 I can't bring myself

00:16:28.680 to really care about them

00:16:29.680 other people's

00:16:30.860 you know

00:16:31.940 sort of properly personal

00:16:33.320 dirty laundry

00:16:34.980 don't really care about it

00:16:36.720 even when it's the royal family

00:16:38.080 I find it difficult

00:16:39.680 to properly care about it

00:16:41.440 so the Beckhams

00:16:42.640 having some sort of feud

00:16:45.020 with their own son

00:16:46.540 it's like

00:16:47.660 well that's unfortunate for them

00:16:48.980 sad really

00:16:49.820 I don't care

00:16:51.600 what's it got to do with me

00:16:53.460 why do I care

00:16:54.300 I'm not like a

00:16:56.880 a voyeur

00:16:58.480 onto other people's

00:16:59.600 family lives

00:17:00.560 and how dysfunctional

00:17:02.240 or unhappy they are

00:17:03.680 I'm not interested in that

00:17:05.000 but anyway

00:17:05.320 quickly just to say

00:17:06.160 because it is

00:17:06.720 in the news

00:17:07.540 and has been for a few days

00:17:08.900 probably will go on to

00:17:10.340 is that Brooklyn Beckham

00:17:12.740 married that woman

00:17:13.780 in that picture

00:17:15.220 like a few years ago

00:17:16.840 in 2022

00:17:17.820 he married that

00:17:18.500 American woman

00:17:19.260 right

00:17:20.100 and

00:17:21.520 she doesn't really

00:17:23.380 get on with

00:17:24.300 Victoria and David

00:17:26.380 or Victoria and David

00:17:27.640 don't really get on with her

00:17:28.460 which either way around it is

00:17:29.520 they accuse her of being

00:17:31.460 sort of a bit

00:17:32.040 possessive

00:17:32.720 and jealous and stuff

00:17:34.060 and she accuses them

00:17:36.000 of like

00:17:36.460 talking to Brooklyn

00:17:37.700 in like a rude way

00:17:40.720 classic family feud

00:17:43.840 nonsense

00:17:45.780 well not nonsense

00:17:46.820 it's really important to them

00:17:47.680 isn't it

00:17:48.000 it's their lives

00:17:48.960 and everything

00:17:49.220 it's their family

00:17:49.700 it's important to them

00:17:50.320 but why the rest of the world

00:17:51.720 should care at all

00:17:52.360 anyway

00:17:52.900 Brooklyn goes legal

00:17:55.240 in feud with parents

00:17:56.660 so apparently

00:17:59.300 he has taken out

00:18:00.340 some sort of

00:18:00.960 legal

00:18:01.580 he's done something

00:18:02.800 actually legal

00:18:03.860 to try and prevent them

00:18:05.260 for a writ

00:18:06.440 a legal writ

00:18:07.120 to try and prevent them

00:18:08.160 from

00:18:08.540 like mentioning

00:18:10.100 it was like

00:18:10.860 he doesn't want them

00:18:12.480 to sort of

00:18:13.000 at him

00:18:13.560 or tag him

00:18:14.400 in things

00:18:15.440 anymore

00:18:15.860 he's actually gone to

00:18:18.300 a lawyer

00:18:18.740 or a solicitor

00:18:19.620 or something or other

00:18:20.340 to sort of formally

00:18:21.460 try and do that

00:18:22.740 okay

00:18:24.700 that's it

00:18:25.120 that's it

00:18:25.780 send writ

00:18:27.140 like Beckham

00:18:27.960 okay

00:18:31.000 the Daily Mirror

00:18:32.100 the Daily Mirror

00:18:33.300 oh there's something

00:18:33.760 about Nigel

00:18:34.280 here

00:18:34.540 exclusive

00:18:36.600 freeloader Farage

00:18:39.000 where's Wally

00:18:41.120 the story is

00:18:44.880 the story is

00:18:47.100 that Nigel Farage

00:18:48.100 the MP for

00:18:49.780 Clacton

00:18:50.360 and I know

00:18:52.240 Clacton

00:18:52.660 Clacton's not a million

00:18:53.860 miles away from

00:18:54.540 where I grew up

00:18:55.620 and spent nearly

00:18:56.260 all my life

00:18:56.860 Clacton

00:18:58.540 by the seaside

00:19:00.040 people say

00:19:04.180 and I think rightly

00:19:05.440 I'm not going to

00:19:06.080 throw loads of shade

00:19:06.680 at Nigel

00:19:07.080 it's not what I'm

00:19:07.740 going to do this

00:19:08.340 morning or anything

00:19:08.820 like that

00:19:09.200 but people say

00:19:10.200 and I think rightly

00:19:10.860 that he doesn't

00:19:12.220 spend a fantastic

00:19:13.860 amount of time

00:19:14.720 in Clacton

00:19:15.880 doing the job

00:19:17.680 of

00:19:18.160 you know

00:19:19.120 like the actual

00:19:20.260 job of an MP

00:19:21.040 a local MP

00:19:21.740 because the job

00:19:22.800 of an MP

00:19:23.320 right

00:19:23.640 is to sit

00:19:24.260 in Parliament

00:19:24.780 and vote on

00:19:25.400 things

00:19:25.860 as they come

00:19:26.660 up

00:19:26.980 but also

00:19:28.800 to represent

00:19:29.860 the people

00:19:30.300 of your

00:19:30.580 constituency

00:19:31.060 wherever that

00:19:31.680 is

00:19:31.980 and listen

00:19:33.060 to the people

00:19:33.760 that are there

00:19:34.280 and they come

00:19:34.680 to you with

00:19:34.980 any sort of

00:19:35.480 problems

00:19:35.900 or anything

00:19:37.580 within reason

00:19:38.600 come to you

00:19:39.660 and sort of

00:19:40.500 moan to you

00:19:41.080 about it

00:19:41.580 let you know

00:19:42.740 what's going

00:19:43.460 on

00:19:43.680 what their

00:19:44.020 local problem

00:19:44.660 is

00:19:44.820 anything

00:19:45.080 like even

00:19:45.620 even you know

00:19:47.200 like potholes

00:19:48.000 in the road

00:19:49.160 in the pavement

00:19:49.820 you know

00:19:51.020 like parking

00:19:52.700 concerns

00:19:53.700 all the way

00:19:54.920 from like

00:19:55.260 the lowest

00:19:55.700 stuff like that

00:19:56.540 all the way

00:19:57.340 up to

00:19:57.900 anything

00:19:59.260 like giant

00:19:59.820 crime

00:20:00.280 or anything

00:20:00.960 that's going

00:20:01.180 on

00:20:01.280 so you're

00:20:02.000 supposed to

00:20:02.400 be there

00:20:02.800 for your

00:20:03.180 constituents

00:20:03.720 and something

00:20:05.460 like a

00:20:06.460 father figure

00:20:07.520 something

00:20:08.300 someone they

00:20:09.020 someone they

00:20:09.520 can go to

00:20:10.040 and air all

00:20:10.520 their grievances

00:20:11.040 to

00:20:11.360 but if you're

00:20:12.560 but if you're

00:20:13.020 essentially never

00:20:13.820 really there

00:20:14.640 or hardly ever

00:20:15.380 there

00:20:15.860 you're not

00:20:18.020 you can make

00:20:19.060 the argument

00:20:19.340 you're not

00:20:19.660 really doing

00:20:20.140 your job

00:20:20.660 properly

00:20:22.340 now

00:20:26.340 lots and

00:20:27.680 lots of

00:20:28.020 MPs

00:20:28.620 are guilty

00:20:29.780 of this

00:20:30.220 right

00:20:30.560 it's not

00:20:30.760 like Nigel's

00:20:31.320 the only

00:20:31.580 one

00:20:31.880 lots and

00:20:32.900 lots of

00:20:33.180 MPs

00:20:33.540 are guilty

00:20:33.800 of this

00:20:34.060 and in

00:20:34.320 fact

00:20:34.540 if you're

00:20:35.240 a senior

00:20:35.820 member of

00:20:38.360 the government

00:20:38.880 like you're

00:20:39.780 an actual

00:20:40.160 secretary of

00:20:40.800 state or

00:20:41.200 something

00:20:41.500 you're the

00:20:42.940 prime minister

00:20:43.520 or you're

00:20:43.980 the home

00:20:44.320 secretary

00:20:44.840 or something

00:20:45.640 like that

00:20:46.000 then there's

00:20:46.860 no way to

00:20:47.760 avoid it

00:20:48.220 you will

00:20:48.660 not be in

00:20:49.220 your constituency

00:20:49.800 very often

00:20:50.520 and when

00:20:52.080 that's the

00:20:52.520 case there's

00:20:53.000 all sorts of

00:20:53.440 various other

00:20:53.980 things in

00:20:54.400 place and

00:20:54.720 all sorts of

00:20:55.140 proxy other

00:20:55.700 people and

00:20:56.320 your agent and

00:20:57.200 other constituency

00:20:58.240 workers can

00:20:59.060 can do most

00:21:00.660 of the actual

00:21:01.420 day-to-day

00:21:02.220 MP local

00:21:04.260 MP job

00:21:05.140 stuff but

00:21:06.800 Nigel isn't

00:21:07.480 that he

00:21:08.700 he isn't

00:21:09.020 a senior

00:21:09.600 member of

00:21:10.080 the government

00:21:10.280 he isn't

00:21:10.980 a secretary

00:21:12.320 of state

00:21:12.660 or anything

00:21:13.000 so he

00:21:14.340 hasn't got

00:21:14.600 much of

00:21:15.220 an excuse

00:21:15.580 to not

00:21:16.560 be there

00:21:17.240 anyway I'm

00:21:18.460 spending too

00:21:18.800 much time

00:21:19.100 on this

00:21:19.280 last month

00:21:20.320 if you

00:21:20.720 remember

00:21:21.140 if anyone's

00:21:21.840 into F1

00:21:22.540 it was the

00:21:24.320 last race

00:21:24.800 of the year

00:21:25.360 in Abu

00:21:26.360 Dhabi

00:21:26.800 and it

00:21:28.280 mattered

00:21:28.640 three different

00:21:29.260 drivers

00:21:29.920 Britain's

00:21:31.620 Lando Norris

00:21:32.380 Australia's

00:21:33.220 Oscar Piastri

00:21:34.000 who I had

00:21:34.560 50 quid on

00:21:35.200 and Netherlands

00:21:37.340 Max Verstappen

00:21:39.640 all could

00:21:40.420 have won

00:21:40.920 the Formula

00:21:41.780 One

00:21:42.140 Drivers

00:21:42.920 World

00:21:43.260 Championship

00:21:43.780 in that

00:21:44.320 one race

00:21:44.960 so in other

00:21:46.380 words if you

00:21:47.020 was the whole

00:21:47.600 season came

00:21:48.120 down to the

00:21:48.520 last race

00:21:49.000 right so if

00:21:50.460 you're even

00:21:50.760 remotely

00:21:51.160 interested in

00:21:51.900 Formula One

00:21:52.380 and racing

00:21:53.000 or you

00:21:54.140 back in

00:21:54.560 Lando

00:21:54.780 you was a

00:21:55.100 Britian

00:21:55.300 you was

00:21:55.460 back in

00:21:56.020 Lando

00:21:56.280 Norris

00:21:56.560 who won

00:21:56.900 by the way

00:21:57.220 I lost

00:21:58.160 my 50

00:21:58.500 quid on

00:21:58.900 Oscar

00:21:59.220 cheers Oscar

00:21:59.880 no he tried

00:22:01.380 his best

00:22:01.760 he tried

00:22:02.220 his best

00:22:02.460 he's a great

00:22:02.820 he's a great

00:22:03.240 racer

00:22:03.620 anyway

00:22:04.620 Nigel

00:22:05.340 went to

00:22:06.600 the Abu

00:22:07.100 Dhabi

00:22:07.540 Grand Prix

00:22:08.120 no big

00:22:10.740 deal

00:22:10.940 but some

00:22:11.800 are saying

00:22:12.180 it's just

00:22:12.440 one more

00:22:12.880 example

00:22:13.380 of where

00:22:15.200 like

00:22:15.520 Nigel

00:22:17.120 wasn't in

00:22:17.660 Clapton

00:22:18.020 doing his

00:22:18.560 job really

00:22:19.160 like the

00:22:21.880 article says

00:22:22.400 something like

00:22:22.940 since he's

00:22:24.300 become an

00:22:24.700 MP which is

00:22:25.280 only like

00:22:25.680 about a

00:22:26.360 year

00:22:26.660 or is it

00:22:27.040 a bit

00:22:27.200 more than

00:22:27.600 a year

00:22:28.040 he's

00:22:28.760 travelled

00:22:29.020 like

00:22:29.380 50

00:22:30.320 55

00:22:31.360 60

00:22:31.680 thousand

00:22:32.140 miles

00:22:32.580 around

00:22:32.900 the

00:22:33.080 world

00:22:33.400 i.e.

00:22:35.060 he's

00:22:35.480 jetting

00:22:35.780 around the

00:22:36.180 world

00:22:36.340 all the

00:22:36.680 time

00:22:36.960 and not

00:22:37.320 in

00:22:37.500 Clapton

00:22:37.840 very

00:22:38.060 often

00:22:38.340 that's

00:22:39.560 it

00:22:39.720 I mean

00:22:41.500 if you

00:22:41.820 lived in

00:22:42.240 Clapton

00:22:42.640 and you

00:22:42.920 had genuine

00:22:43.700 problems and

00:22:44.260 concerns you

00:22:44.700 needed to

00:22:45.320 raise with

00:22:45.680 your MP

00:22:46.140 it would be

00:22:47.960 a bit

00:22:48.880 frustrating

00:22:49.440 that's

00:22:51.120 that's

00:22:51.140 that's

00:22:51.160 about it

00:22:51.740 that's

00:22:52.620 beyond that

00:22:53.860 beyond that

00:22:54.980 it's

00:22:55.640 just

00:22:55.960 Nigel's

00:22:57.420 enemies

00:22:57.940 want to

00:22:58.880 sort of

00:22:59.320 dig at

00:22:59.780 him

00:23:00.020 I would

00:23:02.020 say this

00:23:02.340 just before

00:23:02.840 I move

00:23:03.080 on

00:23:03.220 I would

00:23:03.640 say this

00:23:04.180 Nigel

00:23:05.780 Farage

00:23:06.000 probably

00:23:06.380 should be

00:23:06.840 in

00:23:06.980 Clapton

00:23:07.260 a bit

00:23:07.500 more

00:23:07.660 doing the

00:23:08.080 work of

00:23:08.520 a normal

00:23:09.160 MP

00:23:09.460 a bit

00:23:09.880 more

00:23:10.180 that's

00:23:11.900 it

00:23:12.020 whether

00:23:12.380 he's

00:23:12.680 like

00:23:12.920 whether

00:23:13.200 he's

00:23:13.460 a

00:23:13.660 wally

00:23:13.980 and

00:23:15.240 he's

00:23:15.460 like

00:23:15.660 seriously

00:23:16.800 letting

00:23:17.220 down

00:23:17.540 the

00:23:17.680 people

00:23:17.920 of

00:23:18.040 Clapton

00:23:18.340 not

00:23:18.540 really

00:23:18.760 not

00:23:18.940 particularly

00:23:19.320 I mean

00:23:19.560 a bit

00:23:19.900 yeah a bit

00:23:20.440 but it's

00:23:22.400 not it's

00:23:22.940 not really

00:23:23.520 to absurd

00:23:24.260 lengths or

00:23:24.940 anything I

00:23:25.520 don't think

00:23:26.020 but anyway

00:23:26.360 the mirror's

00:23:26.900 gone with

00:23:27.280 where's

00:23:28.060 wally

00:23:28.420 all right

00:23:30.840 it's almost

00:23:31.660 certainly going

00:23:32.000 to be the

00:23:32.360 prime minister

00:23:33.140 right

00:23:33.460 at the next

00:23:35.720 general election

00:23:36.320 I would have

00:23:37.640 thought

00:23:37.960 unless there's

00:23:39.760 some giant

00:23:40.360 giant scandal

00:23:41.500 and reform

00:23:43.740 completely implode

00:23:44.840 which could

00:23:46.380 happen you know

00:23:46.960 like three

00:23:47.420 years whatever

00:23:47.960 it is

00:23:48.320 three three

00:23:48.900 and a half

00:23:49.200 years is a

00:23:49.800 lifetime in

00:23:52.140 politics it

00:23:52.920 could happen

00:23:53.320 but saying

00:23:53.980 that doesn't

00:23:54.500 let's say that

00:23:55.320 doesn't happen

00:23:55.980 Nigel will be

00:23:56.940 the prime

00:23:57.280 minister

00:23:57.540 so they're

00:24:01.100 already just

00:24:01.620 saying where's

00:24:02.240 wally okay

00:24:02.900 the guardian

00:24:03.860 the guardian

00:24:18.460 they say a

00:24:20.920 quote go back

00:24:21.960 home

00:24:22.440 that's

00:24:23.640 someone

00:24:23.860 that's

00:24:24.240 again this is

00:24:25.280 a Nigel

00:24:25.740 story

00:24:26.360 go back

00:24:27.260 home

00:24:27.700 Nigel was

00:24:28.400 supposed to

00:24:28.820 have said

00:24:29.080 now 34

00:24:30.620 ex-pupils

00:24:31.360 accuse Farage

00:24:33.120 of racist

00:24:33.900 behaviour

00:24:34.440 do they

00:24:37.140 I thought

00:24:39.640 we'd done

00:24:39.960 this

00:24:40.180 I thought

00:24:40.620 we'd been

00:24:41.160 through this

00:24:41.580 story

00:24:41.980 that Nigel

00:24:43.140 Farage's

00:24:43.920 schoolmates

00:24:44.880 from like

00:24:46.280 literally 40

00:24:47.060 years ago

00:24:47.540 or more

00:24:47.800 more than

00:24:48.120 40 years

00:24:48.720 ago

00:24:49.000 they said

00:24:49.740 when Nigel

00:24:50.240 was at

00:24:50.500 school

00:24:50.720 in like

00:24:51.020 the 1970s

00:24:52.560 he said

00:24:53.540 racist

00:24:53.880 things

00:24:54.420 like he

00:24:55.540 said go

00:24:55.880 back home

00:24:56.540 we've done

00:24:59.460 this haven't

00:24:59.820 we

00:24:59.980 we've been

00:25:00.560 through this

00:25:01.080 and none

00:25:01.800 of it

00:25:01.980 really stuck

00:25:02.640 to be fair

00:25:03.580 Nigel Farage

00:25:04.100 didn't I

00:25:04.680 remember at

00:25:05.180 the time

00:25:05.440 didn't really

00:25:05.840 handle it

00:25:06.400 perfectly

00:25:07.720 he should

00:25:08.060 have returned

00:25:08.920 returned all

00:25:10.500 these accusations

00:25:11.100 with pure

00:25:11.600 scorn

00:25:12.100 but he did

00:25:14.080 the sort of

00:25:14.560 hand-wringing

00:25:15.160 thing a bit

00:25:15.540 I didn't

00:25:15.860 mean to

00:25:16.340 cause any

00:25:16.800 offence

00:25:17.080 it wasn't

00:25:17.400 done with

00:25:17.740 any real

00:25:18.620 racism in

00:25:19.280 my heart

00:25:19.740 or anything

00:25:20.240 nonetheless

00:25:21.760 we did

00:25:22.480 it

00:25:22.700 it didn't

00:25:23.380 stick

00:25:23.820 right

00:25:24.540 there wasn't

00:25:25.160 a mass

00:25:25.760 exodus of

00:25:26.520 reform members

00:25:27.500 or anything

00:25:28.500 right

00:25:29.860 it didn't

00:25:30.100 it didn't

00:25:30.560 work

00:25:30.840 the Guardian

00:25:31.860 are trying

00:25:33.460 again

00:25:33.940 they found

00:25:34.620 some new

00:25:35.220 dude

00:25:35.620 they found

00:25:36.440 some new

00:25:36.860 guy

00:25:37.140 who doesn't

00:25:37.820 even live

00:25:38.140 in Britain

00:25:38.480 it said

00:25:38.880 he lives

00:25:39.220 in Switzerland

00:25:39.720 if you read

00:25:40.300 the article

00:25:40.680 some dude

00:25:42.880 who apparently

00:25:43.440 went to

00:25:43.820 school with

00:25:44.160 Nigel

00:25:44.520 over 40

00:25:45.140 years ago

00:25:45.700 now lives

00:25:46.220 in Switzerland

00:25:46.720 he said

00:25:47.740 he called

00:25:48.460 him the

00:25:48.840 P word

00:25:49.500 P-A-K

00:25:51.740 K-I

00:25:52.240 I actually

00:25:52.620 think I

00:25:52.920 can't

00:25:53.260 say that

00:25:53.960 the

00:25:54.480 shortening

00:25:55.020 of the

00:25:55.380 word

00:25:55.580 Pakistani

00:25:56.300 he called

00:25:58.060 him that

00:25:58.400 allegedly

00:25:59.120 and he

00:26:00.480 said go

00:26:00.860 back home

00:26:01.480 most nearly

00:26:04.300 all reform

00:26:04.840 voters or

00:26:05.400 anyone who's

00:26:06.240 you know

00:26:07.240 to the right

00:26:08.120 of the

00:26:08.580 Conservative

00:26:09.220 Party

00:26:09.800 everyone from

00:26:12.620 the right

00:26:13.040 of the

00:26:13.300 Conservative

00:26:13.680 Party

00:26:14.180 all the way

00:26:14.660 through

00:26:15.020 reform

00:26:15.800 the reform

00:26:16.880 spectrum

00:26:17.420 and beyond

00:26:18.060 nobody cares

00:26:20.160 about this

00:26:20.760 the Guardian

00:26:21.440 editors at

00:26:22.740 the Guardian

00:26:23.140 nobody cares

00:26:24.840 at all

00:26:25.900 I mean

00:26:29.620 try and get

00:26:30.520 that through

00:26:30.880 your thick

00:26:31.280 heads

00:26:31.640 they won't

00:26:33.460 they won't

00:26:33.820 that's not

00:26:34.060 how they

00:26:34.320 think

00:26:34.580 they just

00:26:35.100 think it's

00:26:35.400 a gotcha

00:26:35.860 eventually

00:26:36.540 eventually

00:26:37.680 they'll get

00:26:38.160 their man

00:26:38.600 okay

00:26:38.920 Minneapolis

00:26:39.520 shooting

00:26:40.120 agent

00:26:40.580 who killed

00:26:41.200 woman

00:26:41.600 will not

00:26:42.560 be charged

00:26:43.340 well

00:26:47.420 okay

00:26:47.920 there you go

00:26:48.580 if that's

00:26:49.380 true

00:26:49.560 I mean

00:26:50.840 she did

00:26:51.320 come very

00:26:51.860 close to

00:26:52.300 running him

00:26:52.680 over

00:26:52.940 I mean

00:26:53.520 very very

00:26:54.020 close

00:26:54.420 he could

00:26:54.980 easily have

00:26:55.520 gone

00:26:55.660 he could

00:26:55.980 have easily

00:26:56.500 gone under

00:26:56.880 the wheels

00:26:57.160 of that

00:26:57.380 car

00:26:57.680 like relatively

00:27:00.400 easily

00:27:00.820 it was really

00:27:01.480 snowy

00:27:02.240 icy surface

00:27:03.660 the car could

00:27:05.140 have sort of

00:27:05.860 slid out

00:27:06.660 outwards a bit

00:27:07.640 more and

00:27:08.260 he'd gone

00:27:08.640 under the

00:27:09.000 wheels

00:27:09.260 so

00:27:09.620 again does

00:27:11.540 it require

00:27:12.240 an immediate

00:27:15.400 execution on the

00:27:16.380 spot Judge Dredd

00:27:17.180 style

00:27:17.500 is Judge Dury

00:27:18.940 and Executioner

00:27:19.780 in a fraction

00:27:21.440 of a second

00:27:22.060 I don't think

00:27:23.960 so

00:27:24.200 that tea's

00:27:27.620 gone cold

00:27:28.020 gross

00:27:28.340 I hate cold

00:27:29.200 tea

00:27:29.480 rather nice

00:27:31.920 hot cup of

00:27:32.340 tea

00:27:32.480 like Greg's

00:27:33.580 sausage rolls

00:27:34.240 a piping hot

00:27:37.580 Greg's sausage

00:27:38.260 roll

00:27:38.600 is absolutely

00:27:39.840 delicious

00:27:40.360 a cold one

00:27:41.500 is one of the

00:27:41.960 most disgusting

00:27:42.520 things you could

00:27:43.080 ever eat in

00:27:43.640 your life

00:27:44.020 I feel the same

00:27:46.080 about a cup

00:27:46.680 of tea

00:27:46.980 ok

00:27:48.000 the eye

00:27:49.160 paper

00:27:49.560 Putin's

00:27:50.660 shadow fleet

00:27:51.280 in UK waters

00:27:52.200 as ministers

00:27:53.060 pledged to

00:27:53.680 use hard

00:27:54.800 power

00:27:55.300 it's war

00:27:59.640 happy now

00:28:02.200 at least 50

00:28:04.200 suspected zombie

00:28:05.360 tankers

00:28:05.760 they're calling

00:28:06.120 them zombie

00:28:06.760 tankers now

00:28:07.620 they're zombie

00:28:08.500 tankers

00:28:09.220 Jack

00:28:09.940 have you heard

00:28:10.580 this

00:28:10.780 have you seen

00:28:11.020 about this

00:28:11.360 at least 50

00:28:12.540 suspected zombie

00:28:13.580 tankers

00:28:14.240 recorded

00:28:15.220 sailing near

00:28:16.680 britain

00:28:17.120 over past

00:28:17.660 three days

00:28:18.460 as grey

00:28:19.860 war

00:28:20.360 intensifiers

00:28:21.360 no I haven't

00:28:25.540 done that

00:28:25.880 yeah

00:28:26.840 oh no

00:28:27.240 it's a new

00:28:27.980 bit

00:28:28.160 a new

00:28:28.440 nonsense

00:28:28.980 bit of

00:28:29.500 word

00:28:29.760 that they're

00:28:31.020 making

00:28:31.540 up

00:28:31.680 zombie

00:28:32.180 tanker

00:28:32.760 I know

00:28:33.260 but one

00:28:35.480 that's got

00:28:35.760 like

00:28:36.040 part of

00:28:37.220 it's

00:28:37.580 cladding

00:28:38.200 falling off

00:28:38.740 like it's

00:28:39.120 fresh

00:28:39.360 falling off

00:28:39.780 and it

00:28:40.000 can only

00:28:40.380 it can only

00:28:41.820 sort of go

00:28:42.520 really slowly

00:28:43.480 it's ridiculous

00:28:46.100 actually do you

00:28:47.060 do you mind

00:28:47.320 making this

00:28:48.420 web page

00:28:48.860 zoom in

00:28:49.180 I can't do

00:28:49.760 that

00:28:49.920 you need

00:28:50.240 the

00:28:50.540 keyboard

00:28:51.860 just zoom

00:28:53.280 in on that

00:28:53.820 page

00:28:54.660 so I can

00:28:55.020 read

00:28:55.320 the bits

00:28:59.400 underneath

00:28:59.820 because they're

00:29:00.480 kind of

00:29:00.780 interesting

00:29:01.160 it says

00:29:01.760 UK ready

00:29:03.780 to use

00:29:04.220 hard power

00:29:04.880 against

00:29:05.220 Russia

00:29:05.660 says

00:29:06.260 key

00:29:06.540 starmer

00:29:06.960 ally

00:29:07.260 after

00:29:07.720 sanction

00:29:08.180 ships

00:29:09.600 probably

00:29:10.480 carrying

00:29:10.960 oil

00:29:11.360 entered

00:29:11.920 the

00:29:12.140 English

00:29:12.420 channel

00:29:12.880 last

00:29:13.220 night

00:29:13.500 because

00:29:13.960 when I

00:29:14.200 first read

00:29:14.580 that

00:29:14.720 headline

00:29:15.020 I was

00:29:15.280 like

00:29:15.420 Russian

00:29:16.000 oil

00:29:16.240 tankers

00:29:16.640 off the

00:29:17.180 North

00:29:17.400 Sea

00:29:17.620 or

00:29:17.840 in the

00:29:18.620 North

00:29:18.880 Sea

00:29:19.320 or

00:29:20.160 you know

00:29:20.580 in that

00:29:21.040 stretch

00:29:21.280 of

00:29:21.400 water

00:29:21.540 where

00:29:21.720 the

00:29:21.800 other

00:29:21.960 tanker

00:29:22.380 was

00:29:22.740 was

00:29:23.080 boarded

00:29:23.620 you know

00:29:23.840 between

00:29:24.220 Scotland

00:29:24.660 and Iceland

00:29:25.080 it's like

00:29:25.460 not a

00:29:27.300 you know

00:29:28.100 not a big

00:29:28.480 deal

00:29:28.660 who cares

00:29:28.980 but if

00:29:29.240 it's in

00:29:29.480 the

00:29:29.620 channel

00:29:30.060 at least

00:29:33.820 50 suspected

00:29:34.760 zombie

00:29:36.160 tankers

00:29:36.800 50 tankers

00:29:39.060 pass through

00:29:39.480 the channel

00:29:40.160 it's not

00:29:41.800 entirely

00:29:42.140 clear

00:29:42.400 but

00:29:42.620 well that's

00:29:44.340 something

00:29:44.560 different

00:29:44.880 that is

00:29:45.240 a bit

00:29:45.500 odd

00:29:46.000 that is

00:29:46.500 like

00:29:46.760 that isn't

00:29:49.900 something to

00:29:50.340 just completely

00:29:50.860 ignore or

00:29:51.340 dismiss as

00:29:51.940 oh it's

00:29:52.260 nothing

00:29:52.520 it's not

00:29:52.820 a big

00:29:53.020 it's not

00:29:53.720 like a

00:29:54.120 story

00:29:54.520 at all

00:29:55.020 if they're

00:29:56.140 all passing

00:29:56.500 through the

00:29:56.800 channel

00:29:57.200 because that

00:29:58.640 really is

00:29:59.520 in very real

00:30:01.300 sense

00:30:01.660 like our

00:30:02.280 waters

00:30:02.700 and very

00:30:03.540 close to

00:30:04.360 the mainland

00:30:05.540 and all

00:30:06.920 that sort

00:30:07.500 of thing

00:30:07.700 it goes on

00:30:08.240 to say

00:30:08.460 ministers

00:30:10.000 now

00:30:10.400 regard

00:30:10.820 the

00:30:11.060 North

00:30:11.300 Atlantic

00:30:11.680 as part

00:30:12.700 of the

00:30:13.020 quote

00:30:13.200 front line

00:30:13.960 quote

00:30:14.380 against

00:30:14.880 Putin's

00:30:15.440 war effort

00:30:16.080 in the

00:30:16.780 wake of

00:30:17.180 Wednesday's

00:30:17.580 dramatic

00:30:17.940 US-UK

00:30:18.540 seizure of

00:30:19.000 tankers

00:30:19.460 right yeah

00:30:20.820 so that

00:30:22.260 whole part

00:30:22.640 of the

00:30:22.900 North Sea

00:30:23.420 the North

00:30:23.820 Atlantic

00:30:24.260 the bit

00:30:25.120 of sea

00:30:25.460 the North

00:30:25.780 Sea

00:30:25.940 between

00:30:26.360 Britain

00:30:27.060 and

00:30:27.360 Scandinavia

00:30:28.040 you know

00:30:29.340 Russians

00:30:30.160 send their

00:30:31.680 ships in

00:30:32.240 and around

00:30:32.540 there

00:30:32.740 sometimes

00:30:33.060 send

00:30:33.500 spire

00:30:35.860 planes

00:30:36.240 or

00:30:36.500 fast jets

00:30:37.340 occasionally

00:30:38.200 various

00:30:39.880 aircraft

00:30:41.040 in and

00:30:42.620 around

00:30:42.880 that

00:30:43.120 region

00:30:43.580 when you

00:30:45.840 look at

00:30:46.040 a map

00:30:46.240 obviously

00:30:46.540 that would

00:30:46.880 be where

00:30:47.460 our

00:30:48.680 spheres of

00:30:49.300 influence

00:30:49.640 collide

00:30:50.000 right there

00:30:50.340 in the

00:30:50.580 North Sea

00:30:51.140 or the

00:30:52.020 north part

00:30:53.080 of the

00:30:53.320 Atlantic

00:30:53.620 north of

00:30:54.140 Scotland

00:30:54.420 all around

00:30:55.080 that region

00:30:55.840 so they

00:30:56.820 say UK

00:30:57.460 forces could

00:30:58.360 legally board

00:30:59.720 vessels

00:31:00.300 sailing under

00:31:01.500 false flags

00:31:02.360 near its

00:31:03.240 waters

00:31:03.620 but sources

00:31:04.320 say this

00:31:05.100 is unlikely

00:31:05.700 without US

00:31:06.420 support

00:31:06.920 despite

00:31:08.100 statement

00:31:08.800 of intent

00:31:10.200 well

00:31:11.120 I don't

00:31:13.000 know

00:31:13.160 yes and

00:31:13.460 no

00:31:13.580 maybe

00:31:13.840 I mean

00:31:14.240 we don't

00:31:14.980 need the

00:31:15.520 US to

00:31:16.240 we don't

00:31:17.280 need the

00:31:17.580 US Coast

00:31:18.120 Guard

00:31:18.380 I mean

00:31:18.620 we've got

00:31:19.080 we've got

00:31:20.140 the Royal

00:31:20.580 Marines

00:31:21.100 you know

00:31:22.320 there's like

00:31:23.080 various Royal

00:31:25.020 Marine

00:31:25.320 Commando

00:31:25.960 detachments

00:31:26.540 there's a

00:31:26.840 special boat

00:31:27.420 service

00:31:27.980 we can

00:31:29.880 we can

00:31:30.300 board

00:31:30.620 we can

00:31:31.440 stop and

00:31:31.940 board

00:31:32.300 ships and

00:31:33.060 tankers

00:31:33.520 if we

00:31:34.580 want to

00:31:35.000 we absolutely

00:31:36.540 can we have

00:31:37.000 done in recent

00:31:37.500 times in fact

00:31:38.160 like anyone

00:31:39.420 saying that's

00:31:39.980 cope you're not

00:31:40.760 capable of doing

00:31:41.340 that we

00:31:41.720 we are

00:31:42.240 it's a matter

00:31:43.020 of record

00:31:43.380 matter of fact

00:31:43.920 we are

00:31:44.440 so

00:31:44.860 okay let's

00:31:47.840 see let's

00:31:48.640 hope let's

00:31:49.120 hope the

00:31:49.360 Russians don't

00:31:49.860 get too

00:31:50.400 belligerent and

00:31:51.140 like the

00:31:52.460 hawks in our

00:31:53.380 government decide

00:31:54.320 they're going to

00:31:54.740 start a war with

00:31:55.680 Russia off the

00:31:56.880 back of some

00:31:58.340 sort of Russian

00:31:59.020 minor aggression

00:31:59.960 I just hope I

00:32:01.760 just hope that

00:32:02.160 doesn't happen

00:32:02.680 obviously who

00:32:04.400 wants that

00:32:04.860 right the

00:32:05.860 the Financial

00:32:06.620 Times what's

00:32:08.120 the FT saying

00:32:08.780 here US

00:32:11.060 protests fatal

00:32:12.160 shooting sparks

00:32:13.040 clashes yeah

00:32:15.960 some people got

00:32:16.640 a bit out of

00:32:17.160 their pram that

00:32:17.800 that woman was

00:32:18.380 killed by the

00:32:19.260 by that ice

00:32:20.880 agent as you

00:32:23.120 can imagine I

00:32:24.140 mean I don't

00:32:25.820 want to speak

00:32:26.120 ill of the

00:32:26.500 dead exactly

00:32:27.900 but what was

00:32:29.080 that mum of

00:32:29.620 three doing

00:32:30.280 at that

00:32:30.800 protest at

00:32:31.520 all what

00:32:32.980 was she doing

00:32:33.460 there at

00:32:33.780 all shouldn't

00:32:35.200 she just

00:32:35.740 really be at

00:32:37.000 home doing

00:32:38.240 motherly things

00:32:39.240 spending time

00:32:40.000 with her three

00:32:41.200 children why

00:32:41.900 was she like

00:32:42.460 an immigration

00:32:43.120 protest

00:32:43.940 anyway

00:32:47.320 push to

00:32:49.380 reset EU

00:32:50.100 tyres excludes

00:32:51.280 financial services

00:32:52.240 as city

00:32:52.880 shuns closer

00:32:53.600 alignment

00:32:54.040 that's good

00:32:57.020 that's nice

00:32:57.340 here

00:32:57.520 you know

00:32:58.020 I'll take

00:33:00.280 that bit of

00:33:00.700 news

00:33:00.980 yeah

00:33:05.380 if anyone

00:33:06.480 doesn't know

00:33:06.900 the city

00:33:09.600 or city

00:33:10.620 in that

00:33:11.700 headline

00:33:12.060 is shorthand

00:33:13.400 for

00:33:13.820 the financial

00:33:15.660 services and

00:33:16.520 banking sector

00:33:17.500 of London

00:33:18.280 which is the

00:33:19.800 majority of the

00:33:20.880 UK

00:33:21.140 is all in

00:33:22.260 London

00:33:22.500 the city

00:33:23.480 is shorthand

00:33:25.060 for

00:33:25.440 yeah

00:33:26.340 all the giant

00:33:27.340 all the giant

00:33:27.880 banks

00:33:28.280 investment banks

00:33:30.720 you know

00:33:31.640 the central

00:33:32.640 bank

00:33:32.920 you know

00:33:33.300 as well

00:33:33.540 the bank

00:33:33.860 of England

00:33:34.200 all of that

00:33:34.780 all in one

00:33:35.440 it's just

00:33:37.000 the city

00:33:37.640 yeah

00:33:38.920 they

00:33:39.240 they shun a

00:33:40.960 closer alignment

00:33:41.740 yeah

00:33:45.500 it was a

00:33:45.900 square mile

00:33:46.600 fears uncertainty

00:33:47.500 again if anyone

00:33:48.160 doesn't know

00:33:48.480 there's a

00:33:49.780 square mile

00:33:50.760 in London

00:33:51.500 from Lloyd's

00:33:52.620 of London

00:33:53.120 the city

00:33:54.740 of London

00:33:55.120 and again

00:33:55.760 the square mile

00:33:56.720 is another

00:33:57.260 shorthand

00:33:58.100 for

00:33:58.480 all the

00:33:59.540 big banks

00:34:00.060 and financial

00:34:00.560 services and

00:34:01.240 things

00:34:01.580 in London

00:34:02.520 that they

00:34:03.980 they fear

00:34:04.740 uncertainty

00:34:05.200 of course they

00:34:05.680 do

00:34:05.840 all markets

00:34:06.660 kind of

00:34:08.100 are volatile

00:34:08.980 due to

00:34:10.300 uncertainty

00:34:11.080 right

00:34:12.580 traders

00:34:13.140 whether it's

00:34:14.040 in equities

00:34:14.740 commodities

00:34:15.580 or currency

00:34:17.600 their world

00:34:20.180 goes crazy

00:34:21.200 when there's

00:34:21.620 uncertainty

00:34:22.160 so they don't

00:34:22.900 like it

00:34:23.460 because they're

00:34:24.400 making bets

00:34:25.080 one way or

00:34:25.540 another

00:34:25.780 what's going

00:34:26.200 to happen

00:34:26.460 next

00:34:26.880 and if

00:34:27.840 they can't

00:34:28.260 really

00:34:28.440 or find

00:34:29.120 it difficult

00:34:29.420 to predict

00:34:29.900 what's going

00:34:30.260 to happen

00:34:30.540 next

00:34:30.980 it screws

00:34:32.480 with their

00:34:33.000 with their

00:34:33.360 trading desk

00:34:33.960 and they

00:34:34.200 don't like

00:34:34.540 it

00:34:34.820 it's kind

00:34:36.300 of as simple

00:34:36.640 as that

00:34:37.380 firms cite

00:34:38.580 reforms

00:34:39.160 since Brexit

00:34:39.920 vote

00:34:40.240 okay

00:34:42.240 confidence

00:34:43.020 in size

00:34:43.900 of UK

00:34:44.620 sector

00:34:45.160 okay

00:34:47.740 classic

00:34:48.760 financial times

00:34:49.420 type fair

00:34:49.960 there you go

00:34:50.500 oil groups

00:34:51.720 demand

00:34:52.180 serious

00:34:52.940 guarantees

00:34:53.620 quote

00:34:53.960 from Trump

00:34:54.840 for Venezuela

00:34:55.480 investments

00:34:56.240 well you think

00:34:57.100 so if you

00:34:57.520 was

00:34:57.780 if you

00:34:59.120 was just

00:34:59.460 say

00:34:59.900 again

00:35:00.820 a commodities

00:35:01.360 or maybe

00:35:01.700 an equities

00:35:02.320 trader

00:35:03.240 and you

00:35:03.720 held stock

00:35:04.740 in

00:35:07.800 any sort

00:35:08.880 of

00:35:09.000 Venezuelan

00:35:09.740 holdings

00:35:10.440 you would

00:35:12.600 you would

00:35:13.140 like to

00:35:13.620 know

00:35:14.020 from Trump

00:35:15.360 and Rubio

00:35:15.880 and Hegseth

00:35:16.480 like

00:35:17.520 is my

00:35:19.420 money okay

00:35:20.180 you know

00:35:21.120 and will I

00:35:22.520 ever get my

00:35:23.180 money back

00:35:23.460 if I try to

00:35:23.960 sell

00:35:24.380 whatever it

00:35:25.620 is I've

00:35:25.900 got

00:35:26.060 would I

00:35:26.360 get money

00:35:27.200 for that

00:35:27.600 like what's

00:35:27.980 going on

00:35:28.580 you know

00:35:29.500 let me know

00:35:30.080 it kind of

00:35:30.600 matters to

00:35:31.100 me

00:35:31.420 any day

00:35:32.860 now please

00:35:33.600 all right

00:35:35.680 the Metro

00:35:37.060 gonna cut to

00:35:40.840 that camera

00:35:41.240 Jack

00:35:41.720 the Metro

00:35:44.840 the Metro

00:35:51.780 what a

00:35:53.220 wally

00:35:53.680 he'll do

00:35:55.220 time

00:35:55.720 what a

00:35:57.720 what the

00:35:58.020 Metro is

00:35:58.700 the pit

00:35:59.540 here we go

00:36:00.220 Albanian gang

00:36:01.360 targeted wealthy

00:36:02.620 so this is the

00:36:04.700 story they've

00:36:05.220 decided is

00:36:05.820 front page

00:36:06.300 news

00:36:06.640 is this

00:36:08.560 Albanian gang

00:36:09.520 or this particular

00:36:10.180 guy at least

00:36:10.760 from an Albanian

00:36:11.700 gang

00:36:12.080 a burglary

00:36:14.760 gang who

00:36:15.220 stole loads

00:36:15.680 of cash

00:36:16.200 and money

00:36:16.740 and watches

00:36:17.340 and various

00:36:18.900 things from

00:36:19.460 rich people

00:36:20.060 he took

00:36:20.720 loads of

00:36:21.120 selfies of

00:36:21.680 himself

00:36:22.120 with with

00:36:24.020 the stuff

00:36:24.580 selfies with

00:36:25.840 stolen cash

00:36:26.740 it's a little

00:36:30.160 bit too small

00:36:30.660 for me to read

00:36:31.600 easily

00:36:31.900 showing off

00:36:32.680 showing off

00:36:33.620 nicked

00:36:33.980 watches

00:36:34.560 how crime

00:36:36.600 gang

00:36:36.940 scored

00:36:37.480 own goal

00:36:38.200 there you go

00:36:40.460 he's showing

00:36:41.000 off with his

00:36:41.600 stolen booty

00:36:42.800 wad

00:36:46.200 a wad

00:36:46.680 of cash

00:36:47.080 wad

00:36:47.480 a wally

00:36:48.020 pretty

00:36:51.660 pretty crap

00:36:52.600 story

00:36:53.700 and headline

00:36:54.880 to go with

00:36:56.060 their Metro

00:36:56.720 although

00:36:57.920 Albanian

00:36:58.780 organised crime

00:36:59.460 is a serious

00:37:00.060 issue

00:37:00.340 I must say

00:37:00.680 that actually

00:37:01.200 you know

00:37:02.600 a lot of

00:37:03.280 papers

00:37:03.580 sort of

00:37:03.880 refuse to do

00:37:04.420 it

00:37:04.500 and the

00:37:05.000 Albanian

00:37:05.380 community

00:37:05.800 in Britain

00:37:06.240 usually go

00:37:06.840 berserk

00:37:07.380 when anyone

00:37:07.820 mentions

00:37:08.340 that their

00:37:09.520 per capita

00:37:10.120 rates of

00:37:10.660 imprisonment

00:37:11.320 are through

00:37:12.080 the roof

00:37:12.660 Albanians

00:37:13.680 that's what

00:37:16.040 I always say

00:37:16.380 when I talk

00:37:16.720 about mass

00:37:17.300 remigration

00:37:17.840 I've got to

00:37:19.100 get rid of

00:37:19.480 loads of

00:37:19.680 people and

00:37:19.920 people say

00:37:20.140 oh you're

00:37:20.520 racist you

00:37:20.960 just hate

00:37:21.400 brown people

00:37:22.000 it's like

00:37:22.200 no it's

00:37:22.420 not just

00:37:22.660 brown people

00:37:23.200 no no

00:37:24.100 Albanians

00:37:24.780 need to

00:37:25.400 bugger off

00:37:25.820 home as

00:37:26.160 well

00:37:27.000 bloody

00:37:27.800 Albanians

00:37:28.460 give me a

00:37:29.020 break

00:37:29.340 Daily Star

00:37:31.000 Cloak and

00:37:32.880 Daggers

00:37:33.260 oh okay

00:37:33.700 there's

00:37:37.940 this

00:37:38.200 show

00:37:39.120 on TV

00:37:40.420 in Britain

00:37:41.160 called

00:37:41.980 Traitors

00:37:42.900 or The

00:37:43.280 Traitors

00:37:43.720 I think

00:37:44.440 it's maybe

00:37:44.740 just

00:37:44.960 Traitors

00:37:45.340 and I've

00:37:48.000 watched one

00:37:48.860 episode once

00:37:49.660 all the way

00:37:50.020 through from

00:37:50.360 start to

00:37:50.640 finish

00:37:50.880 and five

00:37:52.020 or ten

00:37:52.360 minutes of

00:37:52.920 one or two

00:37:53.400 other episodes

00:37:53.940 ever

00:37:54.140 that was

00:37:54.620 enough for

00:37:54.960 me

00:37:55.080 that was

00:37:55.320 plenty

00:37:55.720 I got

00:37:56.400 the idea

00:37:56.960 I understood

00:37:57.680 exactly what's

00:37:58.320 going on

00:37:58.940 it's just

00:38:00.120 a show

00:38:00.680 it's just

00:38:01.100 a stupid

00:38:01.840 reality show

00:38:02.780 normal people

00:38:03.420 now they do

00:38:04.700 celebrity version

00:38:05.700 of it

00:38:06.100 and it's about

00:38:07.580 trying to lie

00:38:08.440 and pretend

00:38:08.880 you are

00:38:09.380 or aren't

00:38:09.820 lying

00:38:10.180 and it's

00:38:11.180 all that

00:38:11.440 sort of

00:38:11.720 stuff

00:38:11.980 right

00:38:12.660 a bit

00:38:13.680 like Big

00:38:14.060 Brother

00:38:14.340 but with

00:38:14.940 an element

00:38:15.440 of lying

00:38:16.300 and pretending

00:38:17.440 that you're

00:38:17.800 not lying

00:38:18.320 and all that

00:38:19.580 sort of stuff

00:38:20.220 and there's

00:38:20.960 cameras all

00:38:21.440 over the

00:38:21.740 place

00:38:22.040 listening to

00:38:22.960 people having

00:38:23.620 covert

00:38:24.600 clandestine

00:38:25.180 conversations

00:38:25.680 with each

00:38:26.120 other

00:38:26.320 making little

00:38:27.100 deals with

00:38:27.900 each other

00:38:28.240 behind the

00:38:28.640 scenes

00:38:28.920 and then at

00:38:29.520 the end

00:38:29.820 there's like

00:38:30.160 a big

00:38:30.420 denouement

00:38:30.880 of the

00:38:31.220 show

00:38:31.480 and people

00:38:32.700 lie

00:38:33.160 and pretend

00:38:33.500 they're not

00:38:33.760 lying

00:38:33.920 and all that

00:38:34.140 it's just

00:38:34.780 a reality

00:38:35.500 TV show

00:38:36.080 for some

00:38:36.700 reason

00:38:37.140 well I say

00:38:39.500 for some

00:38:39.780 reason

00:38:40.020 and the

00:38:40.780 ratings on

00:38:41.320 it are

00:38:41.620 quite high

00:38:42.120 lots of

00:38:42.640 people watch

00:38:43.120 it in the

00:38:43.460 UK

00:38:43.660 I think

00:38:44.940 it's complete

00:38:45.420 nonsense

00:38:45.900 complete

00:38:46.520 slop

00:38:46.820 don't waste

00:38:47.500 your time

00:38:47.760 watching any

00:38:48.260 TV

00:38:48.540 let alone

00:38:48.980 something

00:38:49.440 truly

00:38:51.020 slop

00:38:52.080 like that

00:38:52.760 if you're

00:38:54.040 going to

00:38:54.200 watch TV

00:38:54.640 watch like

00:38:55.180 a decent

00:38:55.880 documentary

00:38:56.340 about something

00:38:57.000 that's what

00:38:57.460 I would say

00:38:57.880 but I don't

00:38:59.080 watch TV

00:38:59.420 at all

00:38:59.700 myself

00:39:00.020 I mainly

00:39:01.240 just listen

00:39:01.760 to audiobooks

00:39:02.460 and watch

00:39:02.760 documentaries

00:39:03.220 on YouTube

00:39:03.720 anyway there's

00:39:05.440 this show

00:39:05.760 Traitors

00:39:06.260 and the

00:39:09.000 star

00:39:09.480 there you go

00:39:10.060 the sloppiest

00:39:10.920 of the

00:39:11.220 slop

00:39:11.520 the star

00:39:12.760 has gone

00:39:13.320 with the

00:39:13.640 front page

00:39:14.360 that two

00:39:15.680 people in it

00:39:16.380 Fiona and

00:39:16.880 Rachel

00:39:17.160 it's all

00:39:17.620 kicking off

00:39:18.180 don't care

00:39:19.280 could not

00:39:20.100 care less

00:39:20.700 let's move

00:39:21.760 on

00:39:22.020 let's move

00:39:22.520 on

00:39:22.780 that's

00:39:23.260 nonsense

00:39:23.660 alright

00:39:25.180 let's have

00:39:25.640 a look

00:39:25.840 at the

00:39:26.140 we're already

00:39:27.120 40 minutes

00:39:27.540 in

00:39:27.720 alright

00:39:27.960 let's have

00:39:28.420 a look

00:39:28.620 at the

00:39:28.820 actual

00:39:29.120 websites

00:39:29.680 real quick

00:39:31.140 storm

00:39:31.840 through them

00:39:32.480 talking of

00:39:33.820 storms

00:39:34.160 storm

00:39:35.180 Goretti

00:39:35.620 there

00:39:35.940 so there's

00:39:36.960 pictures of

00:39:37.440 like actual

00:39:37.980 snow drifts

00:39:38.480 and things

00:39:39.060 yeah

00:39:40.160 mainly in the

00:39:41.300 midlands

00:39:41.840 parts of

00:39:42.900 Yorkshire

00:39:43.300 and Wales

00:39:43.800 so far

00:39:44.460 you know

00:39:46.580 again a

00:39:46.940 Canadian

00:39:47.280 will say

00:39:47.580 you call

00:39:47.880 that snow

00:39:48.380 you can

00:39:50.280 still see

00:39:50.760 the bike

00:39:51.240 it's not

00:39:51.920 even two

00:39:52.620 and a half

00:39:53.060 foot of

00:39:53.380 snow

00:39:53.700 there's

00:39:54.380 nothing

00:39:54.760 but apparently

00:39:56.200 lots of

00:39:56.640 communities

00:39:57.000 are cut

00:39:57.480 off

00:39:57.660 and they're

00:39:58.140 expecting

00:39:58.480 power cuts

00:39:59.280 and water

00:40:00.820 pipes to

00:40:01.340 burst

00:40:01.660 and all

00:40:01.960 that sort

00:40:02.300 of thing

00:40:02.600 and the

00:40:02.940 roads are

00:40:03.400 treacherous

00:40:04.040 and high

00:40:05.460 winds blowing

00:40:06.160 down trees

00:40:06.980 that will

00:40:07.760 block roads

00:40:08.520 and you know

00:40:09.600 probably a few

00:40:10.740 people will get

00:40:11.500 injured and

00:40:11.940 maybe die

00:40:12.400 it always seems

00:40:13.660 to happen

00:40:14.060 doesn't it

00:40:14.580 there's like

00:40:15.600 high winds

00:40:16.400 next day

00:40:17.300 like someone

00:40:18.700 died or

00:40:19.320 two three

00:40:20.820 people died

00:40:21.560 yesterday

00:40:22.420 or whatever

00:40:23.160 I mean

00:40:23.500 it always

00:40:24.920 seems to

00:40:25.200 happen

00:40:25.520 there you

00:40:26.900 go

00:40:27.060 leaves tens

00:40:28.160 of thousands

00:40:28.740 without power

00:40:29.660 I mean tens

00:40:31.540 of thousands

00:40:31.840 of people

00:40:32.100 without power

00:40:32.520 that's no joke

00:40:33.100 right that's

00:40:33.400 not nothing

00:40:33.780 that's not

00:40:34.960 nothing is it

00:40:35.440 right

00:40:35.640 Minnesota officials

00:40:36.420 say FBI

00:40:37.080 blocked their

00:40:37.800 access to

00:40:38.340 ice shooting

00:40:39.000 probe

00:40:39.440 two starkly

00:40:41.100 opposed

00:40:41.440 Americas laid

00:40:42.280 bare by

00:40:42.780 deadly ice

00:40:43.440 shooting

00:40:43.920 yeah

00:40:46.920 lefty commies

00:40:47.800 that were

00:40:48.080 trying to

00:40:48.480 defend

00:40:48.840 like Somali

00:40:49.740 Somalis

00:40:50.700 getting deported

00:40:51.360 and the rest

00:40:53.000 of America

00:40:53.560 that doesn't

00:40:55.880 hate police

00:40:56.640 gonna call that

00:41:00.040 two starkly

00:41:00.900 opposed

00:41:01.200 Americas

00:41:01.840 feel like

00:41:03.420 that's a bit

00:41:03.800 of an exaggeration

00:41:04.500 there you go

00:41:04.920 there is a real

00:41:06.360 threat of US

00:41:07.580 military action

00:41:08.380 against Colombia

00:41:09.320 president tells

00:41:10.820 the BBC

00:41:11.340 yeah I would have

00:41:12.580 thought I said

00:41:12.880 it earlier in the

00:41:13.360 week didn't I

00:41:13.960 maybe on Monday

00:41:15.260 if I was the

00:41:16.800 leader of

00:41:17.240 Colombia I'd

00:41:17.840 be a little

00:41:18.300 bit worried

00:41:18.880 I would be a

00:41:19.440 little bit

00:41:19.680 worried because

00:41:20.140 some of the

00:41:20.840 things Trump

00:41:21.320 Trump has

00:41:22.040 said and

00:41:23.060 you've got to

00:41:23.480 take Trump

00:41:23.920 at his word

00:41:24.420 at this point

00:41:25.080 right you

00:41:26.140 might not

00:41:26.440 like him

00:41:26.980 right you

00:41:28.280 might have

00:41:28.580 TDS

00:41:29.100 but he

00:41:30.660 often does

00:41:31.980 not always

00:41:32.460 of course

00:41:32.900 but he

00:41:33.820 often does

00:41:34.320 follow through

00:41:35.160 with things

00:41:36.800 that he says

00:41:37.820 or is

00:41:38.320 suggesting he

00:41:39.180 might do

00:41:39.660 not always

00:41:40.900 of course

00:41:41.300 of course

00:41:41.680 I know that

00:41:42.180 but he

00:41:43.560 said that

00:41:44.060 he would

00:41:44.500 that the

00:41:45.700 Colombian

00:41:46.040 president needs

00:41:46.540 to watch

00:41:47.040 his ass

00:41:47.580 that was

00:41:48.200 one thing

00:41:48.520 he said

00:41:48.880 and straight

00:41:50.300 after the

00:41:50.680 Venezuela

00:41:51.000 thing

00:41:51.360 someone said

00:41:51.780 have you

00:41:52.160 still got

00:41:52.500 designs on

00:41:53.240 Colombia

00:41:53.720 would you

00:41:55.100 take out

00:41:55.900 the Colombian

00:41:56.460 president

00:41:56.920 Maduro style

00:41:57.780 and he just

00:41:58.640 said

00:41:58.840 sounds good

00:41:59.800 to me

00:42:00.340 I mean

00:42:02.520 ignore that

00:42:03.120 at your

00:42:03.480 peril

00:42:03.900 if you're

00:42:05.880 the president

00:42:06.260 of Colombia

00:42:06.720 that's all

00:42:07.060 I would say

00:42:07.540 it might just

00:42:08.740 be saber

00:42:09.180 rattling

00:42:09.460 it might just

00:42:10.020 be

00:42:10.240 you know

00:42:11.180 it might just

00:42:11.900 be talking

00:42:12.980 trash

00:42:13.480 might just

00:42:14.440 be talking

00:42:14.780 smack

00:42:15.220 but it

00:42:15.980 might not

00:42:17.600 be though

00:42:18.040 right

00:42:18.340 it might not

00:42:18.780 be

00:42:18.960 okay

00:42:19.420 pupils left

00:42:20.920 shivering

00:42:21.340 during exams

00:42:22.420 as PFI

00:42:23.580 contract ends

00:42:24.600 with school

00:42:25.100 repairs unfinished

00:42:25.800 yeah this is

00:42:26.540 the story of

00:42:26.920 one particular

00:42:27.360 school where

00:42:28.280 a contractor

00:42:28.860 would come

00:42:29.180 in to do

00:42:29.940 all sorts of

00:42:30.500 work on the

00:42:31.100 school and

00:42:32.300 the contract

00:42:32.940 ran out

00:42:33.300 the work

00:42:33.600 wasn't

00:42:33.840 finished

00:42:34.240 remotely

00:42:34.660 finished

00:42:35.120 but the

00:42:36.180 contract

00:42:36.520 ended and

00:42:37.020 they just

00:42:37.260 were like

00:42:37.480 up sticks

00:42:37.940 and walked

00:42:38.240 away

00:42:38.540 that's out

00:42:41.820 of order

00:42:42.080 isn't it

00:42:42.360 if anyone's

00:42:43.340 ever had to

00:42:43.820 deal with

00:42:44.060 contractors

00:42:44.560 and they do

00:42:46.200 something like

00:42:46.640 that

00:42:47.000 like you

00:42:48.600 want to

00:42:48.960 sue them

00:42:49.720 it's

00:42:50.220 maddening

00:42:51.060 you've

00:42:51.460 paid them

00:42:51.760 to do

00:42:51.980 a job

00:42:52.280 they don't

00:42:52.740 do it

00:42:53.080 and then

00:42:53.340 just take

00:42:53.780 the money

00:42:54.120 and then

00:42:54.620 walk away

00:42:55.500 it's not

00:42:58.100 fair is it

00:43:00.300 it's not

00:43:00.500 good

00:43:00.640 it's not

00:43:00.880 on

00:43:01.060 but the

00:43:02.380 reason why

00:43:02.800 it's a

00:43:03.060 story at all

00:43:03.640 is that

00:43:03.960 it's not

00:43:04.280 just this

00:43:04.620 one school

00:43:05.120 apparently

00:43:05.800 there's

00:43:06.120 hundreds

00:43:06.440 and hundreds

00:43:06.800 of contracts

00:43:07.500 exactly like

00:43:08.660 that

00:43:09.000 like 600

00:43:10.700 odd contracts

00:43:11.580 for places

00:43:12.500 like schools

00:43:12.980 and hospitals

00:43:13.580 and all sorts

00:43:14.000 of stuff

00:43:14.280 so you know

00:43:15.980 it's a worry

00:43:16.460 isn't it

00:43:16.740 it's a slippery

00:43:17.040 slope that

00:43:17.400 that could

00:43:17.660 happen to

00:43:18.100 your local

00:43:18.720 school or

00:43:19.200 hospital

00:43:19.500 or something

00:43:20.360 okay

00:43:21.060 ofcom urged

00:43:22.140 to use

00:43:22.580 banning powers

00:43:23.620 over x

00:43:24.620 twitter's

00:43:25.380 ai deep

00:43:26.260 fakes

00:43:26.760 does ofcom

00:43:30.480 have the

00:43:31.080 power to

00:43:32.020 police x

00:43:33.860 don't think

00:43:36.300 they do

00:43:36.660 might be

00:43:37.200 wrong about

00:43:37.520 that

00:43:37.800 pretty sure

00:43:38.680 they don't

00:43:40.100 does ofcom

00:43:41.540 have the

00:43:41.880 power to

00:43:42.680 prevent some

00:43:44.560 random person

00:43:45.520 at home

00:43:46.200 using photoshop

00:43:48.140 forget about

00:43:48.900 x's ai

00:43:49.580 to try and

00:43:53.000 ban deep

00:43:53.700 fakes

00:43:54.120 entirely

00:43:54.800 can't anyone

00:43:56.920 just cut out

00:43:57.720 someone's face

00:43:58.520 on photoshop

00:44:00.380 and put it

00:44:00.900 on something

00:44:01.460 else

00:44:01.780 how could you

00:44:02.880 stop that

00:44:03.980 really

00:44:04.540 ever

00:44:05.660 if it's

00:44:09.040 not x's

00:44:09.800 ai

00:44:10.140 it'll be

00:44:10.740 some other

00:44:11.180 ai

00:44:11.460 you can

00:44:12.700 get your

00:44:12.980 own

00:44:13.240 you can

00:44:13.500 download

00:44:13.760 your own

00:44:14.260 ai

00:44:14.600 there's loads

00:44:15.660 of different

00:44:15.940 ai's

00:44:16.320 aren't there

00:44:16.640 loads

00:44:17.080 image generating

00:44:19.560 things

00:44:20.180 what offcom

00:44:21.880 is going to

00:44:22.300 ban all

00:44:23.240 of those

00:44:23.860 i know it's

00:44:26.280 one of those

00:44:26.540 things like

00:44:26.880 how

00:44:27.080 there's various

00:44:28.320 things in the

00:44:28.800 world aren't

00:44:29.280 they you would

00:44:29.640 like to some

00:44:30.380 people would

00:44:31.080 like to ban

00:44:31.660 it would like

00:44:32.060 to stop it

00:44:32.500 but how could

00:44:33.060 you

00:44:33.300 okay huge

00:44:34.740 anti-government

00:44:35.360 protests in

00:44:36.060 tehran and

00:44:37.060 other iranian

00:44:37.920 cities video

00:44:38.760 shows

00:44:39.240 um

00:44:40.280 yeah there's

00:44:42.040 always been a

00:44:42.700 big group of

00:44:43.240 people a large

00:44:44.400 contingent of

00:44:45.880 persian people

00:44:46.820 who weren't

00:44:47.940 happy with the

00:44:48.720 iranian revolution

00:44:49.680 going back to

00:44:51.100 1979

00:44:52.140 big chunk

00:44:54.000 they haven't

00:44:56.540 disappeared

00:44:57.020 right

00:44:58.560 the mullahs

00:45:00.300 and the

00:45:00.760 ayatollah

00:45:01.360 never put them

00:45:03.760 all in camps

00:45:04.480 and dealt

00:45:05.340 with them

00:45:05.760 exterminated

00:45:06.620 them or

00:45:06.840 anything so

00:45:07.140 they're still

00:45:07.440 there to this

00:45:07.980 day right

00:45:08.420 so they're still

00:45:08.900 there

00:45:09.160 loads and loads

00:45:10.460 of expat

00:45:11.260 iranians

00:45:12.040 loads and loads

00:45:12.540 of people that

00:45:13.020 you know are

00:45:13.680 iranian and left

00:45:14.600 iran because of

00:45:15.500 that regime

00:45:16.040 and are now

00:45:16.720 expats and live

00:45:17.480 everywhere else

00:45:18.420 in the whole

00:45:18.740 world most of

00:45:19.860 those people

00:45:20.420 as i understand

00:45:21.940 it are anti

00:45:23.460 the current

00:45:25.080 regime and

00:45:26.100 anyway iran

00:45:28.560 still um

00:45:30.460 is having to

00:45:31.480 deal with

00:45:32.060 nationwide

00:45:33.720 protests

00:45:34.560 um it does

00:45:37.520 seem i'm not

00:45:39.540 going to predict

00:45:40.040 any sort of

00:45:40.640 regime change

00:45:41.600 or anything like

00:45:42.100 that in in

00:45:42.680 iran because

00:45:43.260 that's been

00:45:43.920 done again ever

00:45:44.560 since 1979

00:45:45.480 and it

00:45:45.900 hasn't

00:45:46.100 happened

00:45:46.320 yet

00:45:46.680 um

00:45:48.120 so i guess

00:45:50.220 it's just one

00:45:50.580 of those stories

00:45:51.040 that'll just

00:45:51.440 either perennially

00:45:52.820 be a thing

00:45:53.460 just endlessly

00:45:53.980 be a thing

00:45:54.620 and the

00:45:56.800 regime will

00:45:57.580 never change

00:45:58.540 or one day

00:45:59.840 you'll wake up

00:46:00.340 as is often

00:46:00.880 the way with

00:46:01.360 these sorts of

00:46:01.860 things

00:46:02.200 like an elastic

00:46:03.180 band it

00:46:03.560 stretches and

00:46:04.020 stretches and

00:46:04.440 stretches and

00:46:05.800 suddenly snaps

00:46:06.540 and suddenly snaps

00:46:07.360 and suddenly there

00:46:09.120 is a regime change

00:46:09.980 in iran

00:46:10.360 one day

00:46:11.320 quite possibly

00:46:12.440 one day

00:46:13.620 we'll wake

00:46:14.240 up and it's

00:46:15.380 like the

00:46:15.920 people have

00:46:16.460 stormed all

00:46:17.100 the main

00:46:17.400 buildings in

00:46:18.280 tehran

00:46:18.780 like the

00:46:20.380 ayatollah's

00:46:20.780 been strung

00:46:21.220 up by a

00:46:21.600 lamppost

00:46:21.980 mussolini style

00:46:22.880 i don't know

00:46:23.620 you know you

00:46:24.240 get the idea

00:46:24.620 what i'm saying

00:46:25.040 maybe one day

00:46:26.120 we'll wake up

00:46:26.680 and that will

00:46:27.180 have happened

00:46:27.680 who knows

00:46:28.860 all right

00:46:30.240 too wounded

00:46:30.940 in shooting

00:46:31.620 involving federal

00:46:32.460 agents in

00:46:33.260 portland

00:46:33.780 portland

00:46:35.260 oregon

00:46:35.560 all right

00:46:37.300 let's move

00:46:37.680 on to a

00:46:37.980 different

00:46:38.140 website

00:46:38.540 because we've

00:46:40.000 only got about

00:46:40.500 quarter of an

00:46:41.000 hour left

00:46:41.480 let's see what

00:46:42.640 we've got

00:46:42.940 the itv news

00:46:43.760 goes with

00:46:44.420 just the

00:46:44.860 storms

00:46:45.340 storms

00:46:47.380 and the

00:46:47.820 ice agent

00:46:48.340 shooting

00:46:48.880 channel 4

00:46:50.260 news

00:46:50.740 channel 4

00:46:58.580 channel 4

00:47:01.960 news

00:47:02.240 what a

00:47:02.680 bunch of

00:47:03.340 scumbags

00:47:04.140 just just

00:47:07.500 everything

00:47:07.960 america does

00:47:08.760 is is evil

00:47:09.720 and bad

00:47:10.080 anything that's

00:47:10.700 sort of pro

00:47:11.300 america in the

00:47:12.200 interest of

00:47:12.720 america or

00:47:14.060 or trump

00:47:15.340 is just evil

00:47:17.180 and bad

00:47:17.680 always that's

00:47:18.620 it that's all

00:47:18.960 you need to

00:47:19.220 know that's

00:47:19.580 the editorial

00:47:19.980 angle every

00:47:21.240 single time

00:47:21.820 every single

00:47:23.040 time anything

00:47:23.540 that's against

00:47:24.080 the west or

00:47:25.660 britain or

00:47:26.340 america or

00:47:27.480 white people or

00:47:28.540 anything like

00:47:29.060 that is bad

00:47:30.240 right sky news

00:47:33.920 motorway

00:47:35.900 closed flights

00:47:36.640 delayed and

00:47:37.300 trains cancelled

00:47:38.100 a storm

00:47:39.280 garetti leaves

00:47:40.100 tens of

00:47:40.500 thousands without

00:47:41.080 power so

00:47:41.760 they're going

00:47:42.140 with the

00:47:42.680 weather angle

00:47:43.880 as well

00:47:44.580 what about the

00:47:45.460 daily mail let's

00:47:46.300 have a quick

00:47:46.600 snow bomb

00:47:47.280 it's a snow

00:47:49.660 bomb the

00:47:50.800 express are

00:47:51.580 there's something

00:47:51.900 about trump

00:47:52.260 what's this

00:47:52.560 trump just

00:47:53.320 flexed his

00:47:53.920 muscles again

00:47:54.660 you won't

00:47:55.460 believe who

00:47:56.460 he's humiliated

00:47:57.360 this time

00:47:58.000 okay

00:48:01.260 let's have a

00:48:02.960 look who

00:48:03.220 is it

00:48:03.540 i haven't

00:48:04.020 actually clicked

00:48:05.240 on this

00:48:05.740 article yet

00:48:07.080 but who

00:48:07.380 is who

00:48:07.940 has he

00:48:08.340 humiliated

00:48:08.960 this time

00:48:09.600 shall we

00:48:10.660 see

00:48:11.000 shall we

00:48:11.660 have a

00:48:11.880 look

00:48:12.180 shortly

00:48:13.120 after

00:48:13.300 finish

00:48:13.560 donald trump

00:48:14.880 okay it's

00:48:17.960 not immediately

00:48:18.420 obvious so

00:48:19.360 we'll move

00:48:19.700 on from

00:48:20.000 that

00:48:20.220 i do

00:48:21.960 do a

00:48:22.200 fair bit

00:48:22.500 of reading

00:48:22.860 of articles

00:48:23.440 before the

00:48:24.100 show starts

00:48:24.900 in the

00:48:25.180 morning

00:48:25.460 get up

00:48:26.360 really quite

00:48:26.900 early and

00:48:27.400 do that

00:48:27.740 but i

00:48:28.080 hadn't read

00:48:28.420 that one

00:48:28.920 all right

00:48:30.500 so the

00:48:30.920 sun

00:48:31.180 the sun

00:48:31.740 is

00:48:31.980 brooklyn

00:48:33.420 beckham

00:48:33.780 feud

00:48:36.100 bombshell

00:48:36.720 brooklyn

00:48:37.360 beckham

00:48:37.680 sends david

00:48:38.240 and victoria

00:48:38.780 extraordinarily

00:48:39.460 elite

00:48:40.300 extraordinary

00:48:41.640 legal notice

00:48:42.860 warning parents

00:48:44.340 to only

00:48:44.960 contact him

00:48:45.660 via lawyers

00:48:46.500 i mean

00:48:49.020 it is sad

00:48:49.780 isn't it

00:48:50.100 when there's

00:48:50.460 a rift

00:48:50.840 between

00:48:51.320 mum and

00:48:52.220 dad

00:48:52.500 and their

00:48:54.720 child

00:48:55.500 and it

00:48:56.640 gets to

00:48:56.960 that extent

00:48:57.780 like he's

00:48:59.320 basically trying

00:48:59.900 to not

00:49:00.500 exactly disown

00:49:01.140 him but

00:49:01.340 like don't

00:49:01.760 talk to

00:49:02.040 me leave

00:49:02.360 me alone

00:49:02.800 sort of

00:49:03.780 indefinitely

00:49:04.380 or well

00:49:05.920 or just

00:49:06.440 only contact

00:49:07.740 me through

00:49:08.160 lawyers

00:49:08.620 i mean

00:49:09.200 sad

00:49:10.220 isn't it

00:49:10.880 that's just

00:49:11.320 sad

00:49:11.680 unfortunate

00:49:13.020 but okay

00:49:16.220 it's not

00:49:16.720 it's not

00:49:17.120 anyone else's

00:49:17.740 business

00:49:18.120 though really

00:49:18.680 is it

00:49:18.960 that's the

00:49:19.240 way i feel

00:49:19.860 about it

00:49:20.240 that's the

00:49:20.520 way i feel

00:49:20.760 about it

00:49:21.140 all right

00:49:21.720 the new york

00:49:22.180 slimes

00:49:22.640 iran is cut

00:49:23.780 off from

00:49:24.160 internet

00:49:24.700 as protesters

00:49:25.880 calling for

00:49:26.840 regime change

00:49:27.680 intensifiers

00:49:28.520 yeah

00:49:30.120 trump lays out

00:49:31.160 a vision of

00:49:31.900 power restrained

00:49:32.780 only by my

00:49:33.560 own morality

00:49:34.320 i mean that

00:49:37.160 is the nature

00:49:37.640 of being the

00:49:39.480 head of a

00:49:40.040 head of a

00:49:41.640 country where

00:49:42.380 you can do

00:49:44.300 things i mean

00:49:45.200 because if

00:49:46.540 you're the

00:49:46.760 leader of

00:49:47.200 russia or

00:49:47.820 china certainly

00:49:48.560 in their

00:49:48.800 current iterations

00:49:49.580 they can just

00:49:50.400 do things

00:49:50.720 don't really

00:49:51.240 have to answer

00:49:51.760 to anyone

00:49:52.120 particularly

00:49:52.680 and the

00:49:53.940 president of

00:49:54.380 the united

00:49:54.660 states although

00:49:55.200 you know

00:49:55.880 congress holds

00:49:56.640 the purse

00:49:57.040 strings and

00:49:57.520 if it's a

00:49:57.940 full-blown

00:49:58.520 proper big

00:49:59.060 war he has

00:50:00.300 to get the

00:50:00.800 green light

00:50:01.240 from congress

00:50:02.060 and the

00:50:02.500 senate but

00:50:03.560 ever since

00:50:04.240 eisenhower

00:50:04.920 ever since

00:50:06.320 the 1950s

00:50:07.340 a president

00:50:08.640 can do

00:50:09.260 quite a

00:50:09.920 lot

00:50:10.260 abroad

00:50:12.100 in foreign

00:50:13.380 military

00:50:13.740 interventions

00:50:14.200 without needing

00:50:15.160 congress or the

00:50:16.920 senate to

00:50:17.360 green light

00:50:17.840 anything

00:50:18.260 it is

00:50:21.320 technically

00:50:22.320 unconstitutional

00:50:24.460 but there's

00:50:25.860 ways around

00:50:26.540 it

00:50:26.660 it's basically

00:50:27.000 ways around

00:50:27.640 it

00:50:27.900 you can say

00:50:28.840 it's a police

00:50:29.460 action

00:50:29.880 you can say

00:50:30.760 it's like

00:50:32.380 an emergency

00:50:33.320 measure or

00:50:34.340 you can say

00:50:34.960 it's in it

00:50:35.440 you can say

00:50:35.900 it's in now

00:50:36.320 the blanket

00:50:37.340 umbrella coverall

00:50:38.780 it's in our

00:50:39.260 national interest

00:50:39.840 to act

00:50:40.320 right now

00:50:40.980 it's too

00:50:41.360 takes too

00:50:41.920 long to get

00:50:42.480 congress to

00:50:43.020 green light

00:50:43.400 things and

00:50:44.000 so like

00:50:45.780 if it's

00:50:47.240 something massive

00:50:47.960 like invading

00:50:49.100 all of Iraq

00:50:50.020 sending in

00:50:52.720 a hundred thousand

00:50:53.780 guys okay

00:50:54.360 you'll need

00:50:54.800 to send it

00:50:55.680 in the

00:50:55.800 congress

00:50:55.940 but things

00:50:56.860 short of that

00:50:57.620 you know

00:50:58.300 you just want

00:50:58.680 to go and

00:50:59.200 bomb some

00:51:00.100 houthis

00:51:00.600 or something

00:51:01.380 or you just

00:51:02.420 want to send

00:51:02.880 a delta force

00:51:03.580 team into

00:51:04.740 Venezuela

00:51:05.220 bounce in

00:51:06.360 and out of

00:51:06.740 Venezuela

00:51:07.080 in one

00:51:07.520 night

00:51:07.880 right you

00:51:08.620 presidents

00:51:10.260 since Eisenhower

00:51:12.160 have not

00:51:12.860 needed stuff

00:51:14.040 so in that

00:51:14.720 sense he is

00:51:15.260 only he is

00:51:16.420 only restrained

00:51:17.160 by his own

00:51:17.820 morality in that

00:51:18.640 sense then

00:51:19.100 right I mean

00:51:20.240 it's a worry

00:51:23.060 but it's not

00:51:23.460 just Donald

00:51:23.940 Trump right

00:51:24.440 it's whoever

00:51:24.900 sits in that

00:51:26.020 chair after him

00:51:26.880 as well

00:51:27.200 it's not like

00:51:27.820 it's not just

00:51:29.260 Donald Trump

00:51:30.500 but okay

00:51:30.960 all right

00:51:31.980 the LA

00:51:33.440 slimes

00:51:34.080 they are

00:51:34.920 pretty crap

00:51:35.380 the LA

00:51:35.720 times I

00:51:36.200 think

00:51:36.420 California's

00:51:37.860 exodus isn't

00:51:38.720 just billionaires

00:51:39.520 it's regular

00:51:40.400 people renting

00:51:41.140 U-Hauls

00:51:41.620 too

00:51:41.980 yeah as I

00:51:44.160 understand it

00:51:44.780 living in

00:51:45.160 California is

00:51:45.760 increasingly

00:51:46.340 difficult

00:51:46.920 financially

00:51:48.280 that's what

00:51:51.000 everyone says

00:51:51.400 loads of

00:51:51.760 people don't

00:51:52.260 they if you

00:51:52.580 ever watch

00:51:52.920 Joe Rogan

00:51:53.460 various other

00:51:54.220 American

00:51:54.900 commentators

00:51:55.660 that living

00:51:58.140 in California

00:51:58.800 is not

00:51:59.440 sort of

00:51:59.920 the golden

00:52:00.740 promised land

00:52:01.660 heading out

00:52:02.780 California

00:52:03.260 way

00:52:03.560 thinking about

00:52:04.820 heading out

00:52:05.200 California

00:52:05.640 way

00:52:05.960 it's like

00:52:06.740 the promised

00:52:07.480 land

00:52:08.060 a paradise

00:52:09.960 out there

00:52:10.800 on the west

00:52:11.240 coast

00:52:11.520 no not really

00:52:12.180 it costs an

00:52:13.040 absolute bomb

00:52:13.580 to live

00:52:13.860 they tax you

00:52:14.600 they tax you

00:52:15.820 into oblivion

00:52:16.540 there you

00:52:20.300 go

00:52:20.500 it's a

00:52:21.100 it's a

00:52:22.540 red state

00:52:23.500 isn't it

00:52:23.860 or blue

00:52:24.180 state

00:52:24.480 sorry

00:52:24.680 America

00:52:25.600 everywhere in

00:52:26.780 the world

00:52:27.140 if you're

00:52:27.500 leftists

00:52:28.000 you're red

00:52:28.520 and if you're

00:52:28.900 conservatives

00:52:29.320 you're blue

00:52:29.980 right

00:52:31.200 in everywhere

00:52:31.680 in the whole

00:52:32.140 world

00:52:32.460 but America

00:52:33.020 does it the

00:52:33.440 other way

00:52:33.640 round right

00:52:34.080 the republicans

00:52:34.800 are red

00:52:35.220 aren't they

00:52:36.260 and the

00:52:36.460 democrats

00:52:36.760 are blue

00:52:37.200 anyway

00:52:38.000 it's a

00:52:38.440 blue state

00:52:38.900 isn't it

00:52:39.260 it's a

00:52:39.540 democrat

00:52:40.360 blue state

00:52:41.100 firmly

00:52:41.820 blue

00:52:43.400 and so

00:52:45.260 yeah

00:52:45.480 and so

00:52:46.000 they're

00:52:46.680 they're

00:52:47.180 pinkos

00:52:47.580 they're

00:52:47.740 socialists

00:52:48.200 so they

00:52:48.960 tax everyone

00:52:49.500 into oblivion

00:52:50.120 help out

00:52:53.460 criminals

00:52:53.780 help out

00:52:54.140 the worst

00:52:54.620 in society

00:52:55.320 at the

00:52:55.800 expense of

00:52:56.380 the good

00:52:57.280 so yeah

00:52:58.640 it's probably

00:52:58.900 not an ideal

00:52:59.420 place to live

00:53:00.000 oh okay

00:53:00.640 Australia

00:53:01.060 we said

00:53:01.460 I'd get rid

00:53:02.300 of the

00:53:02.600 India tab

00:53:03.400 not interested

00:53:04.180 in anything

00:53:04.580 India's

00:53:05.120 doing or

00:53:06.260 saying

00:53:06.540 really

00:53:06.960 but are

00:53:10.140 interested in

00:53:10.620 Australia

00:53:10.960 because we've

00:53:11.620 got a few

00:53:12.020 Aussie

00:53:12.520 Aussie

00:53:14.200 watchers

00:53:14.960 viewers

00:53:15.320 thank you

00:53:17.140 for that

00:53:17.460 part of

00:53:19.320 the

00:53:19.400 breakfast

00:53:19.660 club

00:53:19.980 and it's

00:53:24.480 part of

00:53:24.720 the

00:53:24.780 anglosphere

00:53:25.180 isn't it

00:53:25.680 so

00:53:26.180 we've got

00:53:27.480 the Sydney

00:53:28.040 morning

00:53:28.320 herald

00:53:28.720 here

00:53:29.060 Sydney

00:53:29.840 braces

00:53:30.160 for 43

00:53:30.980 degree

00:53:31.520 day

00:53:32.000 as total

00:53:33.200 fire ban

00:53:33.900 declared

00:53:34.460 yeah

00:53:35.280 because of

00:53:35.620 course it's

00:53:35.880 winter in

00:53:36.340 the northern

00:53:36.720 hemisphere

00:53:37.060 isn't it

00:53:37.520 but it's

00:53:37.900 summer down

00:53:38.380 there

00:53:38.700 on the

00:53:39.540 other side

00:53:39.900 of the

00:53:40.100 world

00:53:40.400 it's

00:53:41.640 summer

00:53:41.960 43

00:53:42.840 degree

00:53:43.600 day

00:53:44.180 isn't that

00:53:45.400 like melting

00:53:46.020 tarmac

00:53:46.540 and stuff

00:53:46.940 you can

00:53:47.400 crack an

00:53:47.760 egg on

00:53:48.060 the bonnet

00:53:48.400 of a

00:53:48.600 car

00:53:48.840 and it'll

00:53:49.120 fry it

00:53:49.520 like a

00:53:49.800 frying pan

00:53:50.240 stuff like

00:53:50.840 that

00:53:51.000 43 degree

00:53:51.880 heat

00:53:52.180 that's

00:53:52.480 that's hot

00:53:54.600 that's sort of

00:53:55.840 crazily hot

00:53:56.460 if you're not

00:53:57.160 really careful

00:53:57.680 you get like

00:53:58.180 heat stroke

00:53:58.620 and all that

00:53:58.980 sort of thing

00:53:59.380 it's like

00:53:59.780 it's

00:54:00.080 dangerously

00:54:00.680 hot

00:54:00.880 I saw a

00:54:01.440 heat map

00:54:02.300 of the

00:54:02.540 world

00:54:02.820 and Australia

00:54:04.440 was just like

00:54:05.720 the hottest

00:54:06.260 bit

00:54:06.660 on the whole

00:54:07.440 world

00:54:07.760 by a long

00:54:09.000 way

00:54:09.280 so keep

00:54:12.240 safe people

00:54:12.920 out there

00:54:13.360 in Australia

00:54:13.900 we're talking

00:54:14.600 about blizzards

00:54:15.180 and snowstorms

00:54:16.000 in old

00:54:16.640 blighty

00:54:17.100 but in

00:54:18.640 Oz

00:54:18.960 down under

00:54:20.240 it's the

00:54:20.900 exact opposite

00:54:21.680 the exact

00:54:22.320 opposite

00:54:22.720 okay

00:54:23.900 heatwave

00:54:24.660 Haley

00:54:25.040 time to

00:54:26.660 name these

00:54:27.160 supercharged

00:54:27.840 weather events

00:54:28.660 says the

00:54:29.640 Sydney Morning

00:54:30.400 Herald

00:54:30.780 heatwave

00:54:31.780 Haley

00:54:32.080 it's got a

00:54:32.680 ring to it

00:54:33.000 isn't it

00:54:33.900 what's this

00:54:34.420 politicians

00:54:35.060 shouldn't

00:54:35.540 decide

00:54:35.860 who appears

00:54:37.580 at writers

00:54:38.200 festivals

00:54:38.640 it's a

00:54:39.480 dangerous

00:54:39.840 path

00:54:40.360 not a big

00:54:42.820 story but

00:54:43.340 perhaps they're

00:54:45.300 right

00:54:45.520 probably right

00:54:46.120 actually

00:54:46.400 what have

00:54:46.700 politicians

00:54:47.040 got to do

00:54:47.480 with who

00:54:48.320 or who

00:54:48.600 doesn't

00:54:48.920 appear at

00:54:49.320 writers

00:54:49.620 festivals

00:54:50.120 they're just

00:54:51.460 overreached

00:54:51.900 by government

00:54:52.420 now I'm

00:54:53.740 thinking about

00:54:54.100 it now I've

00:54:54.360 had like three

00:54:55.080 seconds to think

00:54:55.620 about it

00:54:55.880 yeah why is

00:54:56.340 the government

00:54:56.660 why have

00:54:57.160 politicians

00:54:57.440 got anything

00:54:57.940 to do with

00:54:58.460 that whatsoever

00:54:58.980 star British

00:55:02.820 author Zadie

00:55:03.920 Smith joined

00:55:04.620 dozens of

00:55:05.140 authors boycotting

00:55:06.100 writers festival

00:55:06.660 okay okay

00:55:07.680 moving on

00:55:08.440 moving on

00:55:09.980 from that

00:55:10.460 I've only got

00:55:12.040 five minutes

00:55:12.440 left

00:55:12.680 all right

00:55:13.360 so Japan

00:55:15.040 is talking

00:55:15.820 about

00:55:16.260 mini four

00:55:17.840 wheel drive

00:55:18.600 jeepney models

00:55:19.680 drawing fans

00:55:20.600 in Philippines

00:55:21.220 after Japan

00:55:22.340 reissue

00:55:23.000 top story

00:55:24.700 from this

00:55:26.080 Japanese news

00:55:26.800 outlet is

00:55:27.780 about toy

00:55:28.360 cars

00:55:28.940 jin hua

00:55:32.360 network

00:55:33.100 the Chinese

00:55:33.900 what they're

00:55:34.320 talking about

00:55:34.940 ji chairs

00:55:36.080 CPC leadership

00:55:37.400 meeting to

00:55:38.160 hear work

00:55:38.680 reports of

00:55:39.340 state institutions

00:55:40.420 sounds pretty

00:55:41.560 dry

00:55:41.940 quite dry

00:55:43.460 story

00:55:44.040 ji extends

00:55:45.640 congratulations

00:55:46.560 to opening

00:55:47.460 ceremony of

00:55:48.240 2026

00:55:49.220 China Africa

00:55:49.920 year of

00:55:50.860 people to

00:55:51.340 people exchanges

00:55:52.620 economic watch

00:55:54.200 China inflation

00:55:55.460 ticks up in

00:55:56.220 December as

00:55:57.220 producer prices

00:55:58.220 decline as

00:55:59.520 producer price

00:56:01.020 decline narrows

00:56:02.100 richer deeper

00:56:04.840 heartier behind

00:56:05.820 China's new year

00:56:07.280 inbound traveler

00:56:08.500 influx

00:56:09.140 Venezuela not

00:56:10.880 subjugated after

00:56:12.140 US attack says

00:56:13.480 acting president

00:56:14.400 okay so that's

00:56:17.640 what China's

00:56:18.360 China's thinking

00:56:20.080 talking about

00:56:20.900 Chinese South

00:56:23.060 Korean entrepreneurs

00:56:24.180 explore cooperation

00:56:25.460 potential at

00:56:26.720 innovation forum

00:56:27.700 yeah again as

00:56:28.780 always the Chinese

00:56:29.460 stuff is very much

00:56:30.440 look what we're

00:56:31.420 doing look how

00:56:31.920 great we are look

00:56:32.520 how much we're

00:56:33.020 growing we're the

00:56:33.680 best everyone

00:56:34.480 loves us sort

00:56:36.560 of a thing

00:56:36.900 we'll finish up

00:56:39.400 because I've got

00:56:39.700 some super

00:56:40.060 chats we'll finish

00:56:40.560 up with the

00:56:40.960 Russians for

00:56:42.280 today the

00:56:43.620 Russians that

00:56:44.300 they go with

00:56:44.980 Trump hopes

00:56:46.620 sanctions bill

00:56:47.400 against Russia

00:56:48.020 will not be

00:56:48.520 needed

00:56:48.980 pardon me but

00:56:50.900 ready to

00:56:51.340 support it

00:56:51.980 okay

00:56:54.820 NATO may

00:56:57.360 bolster presence

00:56:58.240 in the Arctic

00:56:59.100 to avert US

00:57:00.000 Denmark conflict

00:57:01.060 they won't

00:57:02.360 surely there

00:57:02.920 won't be an

00:57:03.260 actual US

00:57:04.080 Denmark conflict

00:57:04.980 I mean it

00:57:05.340 won't be much

00:57:05.860 for conflict

00:57:06.520 will it

00:57:07.240 if they wanted

00:57:09.840 to America

00:57:10.380 could take out

00:57:11.420 Denmark's entire

00:57:13.700 Navy in like

00:57:14.560 one afternoon

00:57:15.200 couldn't they

00:57:15.700 if they really

00:57:16.360 wanted to

00:57:16.900 get their entire

00:57:18.700 Atlantic fleet

00:57:19.360 just the Atlantic

00:57:20.160 fleet

00:57:20.540 could do that

00:57:22.940 in one afternoon

00:57:23.500 I had a look at

00:57:24.740 Denmark's Navy

00:57:25.400 the other day

00:57:26.100 you know just on

00:57:27.260 Wikipedia just googled

00:57:28.220 it what how much

00:57:28.980 have they actually

00:57:29.400 got

00:57:29.720 not a fantastic

00:57:31.840 amount

00:57:32.240 certainly not

00:57:34.760 compared to the

00:57:35.380 US Navy

00:57:35.840 just the Atlantic

00:57:37.000 fleet

00:57:37.320 okay

00:57:38.220 Kim Jong-un

00:57:39.260 pledges to

00:57:40.120 continue

00:57:40.940 Russia North

00:57:41.900 Korea North

00:57:42.680 Korea cooperation

00:57:43.340 in his letter

00:57:44.420 to Putin

00:57:44.900 that's one of

00:57:47.560 the reasons why

00:57:47.940 the West doesn't

00:57:48.640 really doesn't

00:57:49.280 like or America

00:57:49.920 really still dislikes

00:57:51.320 Russia it's one of

00:57:52.200 the reasons isn't

00:57:52.820 it that he's in

00:57:55.100 bed politically

00:57:56.500 speaking with the

00:57:57.920 North Koreans

00:57:58.520 all right let's do

00:58:00.220 a few super chats

00:58:01.060 then before we

00:58:02.620 finish out the show

00:58:03.380 what have we got

00:58:05.420 is these rumble

00:58:06.400 rants which ones

00:58:07.580 are rumble

00:58:07.920 rants not sure

00:58:09.700 if these are

00:58:10.280 YouTube or

00:58:11.240 rumble rants

00:58:11.800 but p

00:58:14.980 Jackson 6688

00:58:16.140 says 18

00:58:19.700 1857 hours

00:58:22.240 Australian

00:58:22.740 Eastern time

00:58:23.340 bow take a

00:58:24.320 drink of strong

00:58:24.900 whiskey it might

00:58:25.740 help you relax

00:58:26.560 so what it's

00:58:29.280 like seven in

00:58:30.960 the evening in

00:58:32.180 Australia whiskey

00:58:33.900 time

00:58:34.240 time for a

00:58:38.380 stiff drink

00:58:39.420 okay

00:58:42.060 SRTC1

00:58:43.640 Perceptions

00:58:45.540 says

00:58:46.840 don't you

00:58:48.500 forget about

00:58:50.120 me it's

00:58:50.820 Bo's

00:58:51.100 Bo's

00:58:51.440 Bo's

00:58:51.740 Breakfast

00:58:52.140 you know

00:58:54.640 you ever seen

00:58:55.160 The Breakfast

00:58:55.500 Club Jack

00:58:56.200 the film

00:58:56.860 Breakfast

00:58:57.240 Club

00:58:57.500 youngins these

00:59:01.820 days

00:59:02.200 never even seen

00:59:04.040 The Breakfast

00:59:04.380 I'm joking

00:59:05.180 it's proper

00:59:05.740 80s

00:59:06.340 when were you

00:59:07.480 born

00:59:07.800 late 90s

00:59:11.020 late 90s

00:59:12.220 okay you can be

00:59:14.080 forgiven for not

00:59:14.880 seeing The Breakfast

00:59:15.960 Club

00:59:16.320 but you know the

00:59:18.120 song don't you

00:59:18.680 forget about me

00:59:19.360 we'll move on

00:59:20.700 we'll move on

00:59:21.140 thank you for the

00:59:21.580 super chat

00:59:22.000 Bo's big

00:59:23.460 beautiful

00:59:24.040 brow maxing

00:59:25.820 breakfast blimey

00:59:26.900 Joe

00:59:30.060 GS

00:59:30.600 8km

00:59:31.360 said that

00:59:32.220 Bo's

00:59:33.040 big

00:59:33.280 beautiful

00:59:33.800 brow maxing

00:59:35.060 breakfast blimey

00:59:36.300 love it

00:59:39.100 love it

00:59:39.820 alright

00:59:40.660 good

00:59:41.160 Waylon

00:59:44.700 Bocephalus

00:59:45.560 says

00:59:46.900 it's 2am

00:59:48.340 wherever he is

00:59:49.660 oh

00:59:49.920 he says

00:59:50.800 it's 2am

00:59:51.880 I'm

00:59:52.560 I'm

00:59:53.120 I got a

00:59:54.320 white Russian

00:59:55.000 I imagine

00:59:55.540 the drink

00:59:56.020 and my

00:59:58.060 Jacobite

00:59:58.600 my Jacobite

00:59:59.480 streak

00:59:59.760 he's running

01:00:00.180 hot and

01:00:00.540 proud

01:00:00.920 embrace us

01:00:02.520 wise Bo

01:00:03.140 Cromwell

01:00:04.220 is cringe

01:00:04.920 anyways

01:00:06.020 cheers

01:00:06.580 or Crowwell

01:00:08.460 is cringe

01:00:09.320 Crowwell

01:00:10.900 is cringe

01:00:11.440 ok

01:00:15.260 interesting

01:00:15.740 ok

01:00:16.980 I hope

01:00:17.100 maybe that

01:00:17.740 white Russian

01:00:18.280 is a bit

01:00:18.860 gone to his

01:00:20.460 head a bit

01:00:20.780 I think

01:00:21.020 there's a

01:00:21.260 couple of

01:00:21.520 typos in

01:00:22.060 there

01:00:22.200 but

01:00:22.400 interesting

01:00:22.920 nonetheless

01:00:23.220 thank you

01:00:23.620 nonetheless

01:00:23.940 alright

01:00:24.900 ok

01:00:25.200 it's

01:00:26.180 it is

01:00:26.860 9am

01:00:28.400 the top

01:00:29.640 of the

01:00:29.920 hour

01:00:30.240 9am

01:00:30.960 Greenwich

01:00:31.440 Mean Time

01:00:32.040 I hope

01:00:33.820 you've enjoyed

01:00:34.140 the show

01:00:34.500 as always

01:00:36.020 today is

01:00:37.480 the first

01:00:37.860 day of the

01:00:38.280 rest of your

01:00:38.620 life

01:00:38.920 try and

01:00:40.400 use it

01:00:40.660 wisely

01:00:40.960 try and

01:00:41.300 make the

01:00:41.540 best of

01:00:41.840 it

01:00:42.220 carpe diem

01:00:43.040 seize the

01:00:43.460 day

01:00:43.720 if you

01:00:46.280 can

01:00:46.540 if there's

01:00:47.560 anyone out

01:00:48.000 there that

01:00:48.320 you love

01:00:48.640 and you

01:00:48.840 haven't let

01:00:49.180 them know

01:00:49.460 recently

01:00:50.120 do

01:00:50.740 do consider

01:00:51.720 doing that

01:00:52.220 to make a

01:00:52.760 big difference

01:00:53.260 alright

01:00:54.760 until Monday

01:00:55.620 then I nearly

01:00:56.100 said tomorrow

01:00:56.600 but we won't

01:00:57.160 be on Saturday

01:00:57.880 and Sunday

01:00:58.220 of course

01:00:58.560 it is Friday

01:00:59.120 got that Friday

01:01:00.240 feeling

01:01:00.560 so I'll see

01:01:01.820 you guys all

01:01:02.620 on Monday

01:01:03.320 thanks as

01:01:04.040 always for

01:01:04.700 tuning in

01:01:05.400 cheers

01:01:06.280 season

01:01:09.580 bye

01:01:13.080 fun

01:01:18.440 you

01:01:18.560 you

01:01:18.860 you

01:01:19.500 you

01:01:22.000 you

01:01:24.000 you

01:01:26.160 you

01:01:29.520 you

01:01:33.640 you

01:01:33.760 you

01:01:34.000 you

01:01:35.180 you

01:01:35.600 you

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - January 09, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 9th January 2026

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