The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 3rd August 2026

00:00:00.880 deep breath good morning

00:00:04.640 you're all right i hope you are

00:00:10.080 brush from the kettle it's too hot that really

00:00:14.240 leave it for a moment are you all right i hope you are sincerely hope you are did you have a

00:00:17.520 good weekend me yeah i'm all right yeah not too bad thanks yeah my weekend was good it has just

00:00:23.680 just ticked up to eight in the a.m british summer time on monday the third of august

00:00:27.680 you're now in august in the year of our lord 2026 you're the glorious band the chosen few

00:00:34.580 my band of brothers and sisters thank you for joining me without you it really isn't a thing

00:00:38.820 as always i'm joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning good sir morning i'm all

00:00:43.360 good oh another day another dollar another week another dollar another chance to put right what

00:00:50.340 once rent went wrong you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed rocking and raring for the week ahead

00:00:55.840 let's stop laughing about though there's plenty of fannying around for one morning let's just

00:01:01.600 get straight into it what's the legacy corporate lamestream media banging on about this morning

00:01:05.860 what's that cabal of evil fleet street editors trying to tell us isn't or isn't important what

00:01:09.620 are they lying to you about by omission if nothing else on the front pages what's in the

00:01:13.960 british news cycle this morning we've got police warn on early release yeah if you release prisoners

00:01:22.460 early i mean if you release prisoners early it'll be a worry isn't it not a good idea is it

00:01:30.460 and le ripoff

00:01:33.980 in fact we give loads of money to the french to try and stop the small boats

00:01:37.900 they're basically not doing it they do do it a little bit but

00:01:42.220 it's a ripoff or le ripoff very very sort of deal boy that isn't it

00:01:48.540 Revelling in the fact you don't know French

00:01:52.980 Pathetic, pathetic really

00:01:56.260 Alright, let's get into it

00:01:57.780 The Telegraph

00:01:58.460 The Daily Telegraph

00:02:00.300 Pretty much as sloppy as all the others

00:02:02.360 Police warn early release will force patrol cuts

00:02:06.700 I don't know how there's a direct correlation between that

00:02:08.720 But that's what they're saying

00:02:09.360 Police chief's fears

00:02:11.800 Neighbourhood policing at risk

00:02:13.440 In push for community sentences

00:02:15.780 Either way

00:02:18.540 I don't know exactly how releasing prisoners early means that you have to cut patrols and cut patrols and community service types of things.

00:02:26.780 Anyway, certainly it's not good for just the cohesion of society, is it?

00:02:33.280 It's not good for a society that was once quite a high trust society, really quite high trust.

00:02:39.480 Not all that long ago as well, just to add more fuel to that fire.

00:02:44.200 There was a thing

00:02:45.380 Last week

00:02:46.380 I was going to talk about it

00:02:47.280 On the Beau show

00:02:47.880 Breakfast with Beau

00:02:48.660 Loads Seasons Breakfast Club

00:02:50.100 Hashtag the real LBC

00:02:50.960 I was going to talk about it

00:02:51.960 But didn't get to it

00:02:53.500 There was some report saying

00:02:55.620 That already there's data in

00:02:59.020 Showing that a third

00:03:00.560 A third

00:03:02.140 Of all early release people

00:03:04.320 Have re-offended

00:03:05.920 That they just come out

00:03:12.380 And just commit a crime

00:03:13.480 straight straight away basically straight away again

00:03:15.800 the idea of prison isn't it is to rehabilitate you or at least try to on some level

00:03:25.720 there's some people that sort of i mean can't be rehabilitated right there's some people that are

00:03:33.580 career criminals no other way i've got no intention of not doing crimes again okay so

00:03:39.340 Those people are lost cause in terms of rehabilitation

00:03:43.920 And, well, the debate is centuries old

00:03:51.680 Does prison help people stop being criminals?

00:03:58.060 Lots of data says it doesn't

00:03:59.480 In fact, it does the opposite

00:04:00.440 Other arguments and data suggest

00:04:06.140 If you keep them in long enough, it does work

00:04:09.340 There's quite a high correlation, I believe, between quite simply how old you are.

00:04:16.460 In other words, the vast majority of crimes, particularly violent and sex crime, are done by men.

00:04:22.320 The vast majority of that is done by young men.

00:04:26.100 Once you get into your 40s, certainly by your 50s and 60s, you're just far less likely to do it than in your 20s.

00:04:32.420 that's why in bose britain for particular like the more serious crimes you get banged up for a

00:04:40.740 long long time until you're old basically until your middle-aged are old so that just basically

00:04:45.780 your propensity to re-offend is sort of gone your will your spirit is broken these sort of crazy

00:04:52.920 days when you're in your 20s or perhaps even your 30s where you're just a wild loose cannon some men

00:04:58.880 right just completely wild just don't care about the consequences for you or anyone else

00:05:04.640 into your 50s your 60s that's gone usually not always always

00:05:11.020 all right anyway police warn of early release uh various warnings about it yeah it's an insane

00:05:22.800 idea build more prisons or deport loads and loads of people to put all the foreign criminal

00:05:27.400 foreign nationals that are in our prisons for a start for a start we've got a very very finite

00:05:32.760 number of police uh cells in our prison our prisoner state a very least can free up 10 000

00:05:40.040 or whatever of them by deporting the foreigners but okay just let them out just let them out

00:05:46.760 this is a government which does not care about us no matter what it says

00:05:51.640 doesn't care about our safety speaking of which the small boats whenever I talk about the small

00:05:59.040 boats I do have to preface it by saying I know that legal migration is the much much much bigger

00:06:05.500 issue it's legal migration which is demographically replacing us in our one and only ancestral

00:06:13.260 homeland turning us into a marginalized and hated minority in our own country that's

00:06:21.520 legal migration. Nevertheless, particularly the legacy corporate lamestream media will

00:06:26.340 rarely, rarely, rarely talk about that. But they will talk about illegal migration. The

00:06:33.200 small boats, the Dover crossings. Since Andy Burnham has become Prime Minister, only like

00:06:39.380 a couple of weeks, isn't it? 2,000 people, nearly all fighting age sub-Saharan men have

00:06:45.660 crossed the channel in small boats. 2,000. The numbers are slightly down on last year.

00:06:50.480 we'll see Andy Burnham in a moment making that argument but look Andy Burnham's serious about

00:06:56.200 it look he's gone down to Dover he's physically visited Dover on a Sunday look there's the

00:07:01.420 Whitecliffs behind him you can imagine his team his team of strategists and publicists hey Andy

00:07:07.700 what we need to do let's try and get out in front of this thing yeah

00:07:11.080 go down to Dover we'll stand you on the edge of a cliff we'll get we'll get we'll get the actual

00:07:17.980 white cliffs in the background and you look really serious yeah because we're going to pretend we're

00:07:23.680 going to do something about it or care about it in any way so in order to do that we'll take you

00:07:27.300 down there we'll have a photo shoot there you stand quite literally with the cliffs in the

00:07:31.580 background and you'll do your best impression of caring about the safety of the people

00:07:37.040 meanwhile it's all about more safe and legal risk p.m. vows relentless action on migrants

00:07:44.260 As reform plans blockade

00:07:46.600 We'll get to reform

00:07:47.460 And what Nigel's going to say

00:07:48.880 Apparently this morning

00:07:49.620 Operation Fortress

00:07:51.540 Sounds right actually

00:07:52.280 Credit where she

00:07:52.780 But yeah Burnham

00:07:54.540 Do you believe Burnham?

00:07:57.000 Do you trust Burnham and Labour?

00:08:00.000 They'll try and keep you

00:08:00.800 A tiny bit safer

00:08:01.680 By actually stopping the small boats

00:08:03.900 Wasn't it Rishi Sunak's

00:08:06.180 Whole slogan for government

00:08:08.180 Stop the boats

00:08:08.960 Didn't did he?

00:08:11.080 Burnham's going to do it

00:08:15.000 The man of action

00:08:16.700 The Prime Minister of Steel

00:08:19.240 Is going to stop the small boats

00:08:21.780 In fact

00:08:24.020 Let's see if we've got

00:08:26.140 Let's see if we've got

00:08:29.180 Sorry, I thought I had it

00:08:30.880 I thought it was on BBC News

00:08:32.160 There was a clip where

00:08:34.040 Andy Burnham was talking about it

00:08:37.620 Sorry

00:08:39.980 sorry i thought it was on the bbc one but it's not there all right so he said basically

00:08:46.320 i'll paraphrase for you he said we need to tackle this thing head on we need to get a grip we need

00:08:53.380 to be relentless about it the numbers are down from from last year's july it was worse last year

00:08:58.460 yeah we were invaded last year as well yeah maybe the numbers are slightly smaller

00:09:04.860 Than last year's invasion

00:09:07.420 Still being invaded by criminal barbarians

00:09:09.920 Every single one of these people by definition

00:09:11.740 Is a criminal

00:09:12.380 By definition

00:09:13.680 It's illegal to enter a country without a passport

00:09:17.500 And a visa and all that sort of thing

00:09:18.920 Every single one of them is a criminal

00:09:20.040 Tackle it head on

00:09:22.780 Be relentless about it

00:09:24.480 Much more work needs to be done on our side

00:09:26.680 And on the French side

00:09:27.680 But also more safe and legal routes

00:09:30.160 He said it

00:09:31.680 He said it

00:09:34.860 The thing that really undercuts the smugglers is if we just give these people legal roots.

00:09:42.920 Right.

00:09:45.640 Okay.

00:09:47.060 This is a traitor.

00:09:49.280 This is a traitorous Fabian scumbag.

00:09:55.080 A weak, weak individual that wants you and your family not to be safe.

00:10:00.100 Certainly doesn't care if you and your family are safe.

00:10:04.860 That's socialism for you

00:10:07.860 That's Fabianism

00:10:10.600 Art of filth

00:10:14.500 Okay

00:10:18.420 Hungry faces blackouts as drought drains Danube to lowest level

00:10:23.180 It's the Danube, it's not going to run out of water

00:10:25.500 Again, what nonsense

00:10:26.660 It did say something about that Hungary's got like one nuclear power station

00:10:31.020 Of course nuclear power stations require a lot of water, don't they?

00:10:33.740 for cooling and uh sorry itchy nose there wasn't actually picking my nose you get ever get an itch

00:10:42.480 right and it sort of looks like you're picking your nose but you're not you're just

00:10:47.540 that's one downside of having a moustache you do get the underside of your nose

00:10:53.640 your own moustache can take it sometimes okay all right um yeah they got hungry i've got one

00:11:00.120 Nuclear power station

00:11:01.940 And the Danube is relatively low

00:11:03.740 At the moment

00:11:04.400 So that's a problem there

00:11:07.760 The power station had to close down for a bit

00:11:09.800 Okay

00:11:11.680 Oh here's a story

00:11:14.340 Here's the big one

00:11:15.500 What broke yesterday

00:11:16.460 Rupert Lowe

00:11:18.560 A Rupert Lowe story

00:11:19.560 Nigel Farage story

00:11:20.640 Lowe offers Farage a pact

00:11:24.360 To unite the right

00:11:25.580 In fact the express

00:11:28.480 It was yesterday

00:11:30.140 It was off their website for a while

00:11:32.000 And they actually reported it in a reasonable way

00:11:34.440 They didn't just use it as an excuse

00:11:36.540 A vehicle just to dunk on low

00:11:38.360 And reform

00:11:39.060 The store is full of neo-Nazis

00:11:43.020 Didn't you know

00:11:43.520 Reform is

00:11:45.420 Just a sleazy

00:11:47.960 Used car salesman vehicle

00:11:50.700 They didn't do that, they actually just reported it a bit

00:11:52.640 Just as it is, as it was

00:11:54.360 What was said

00:11:55.340 All right, a tiny bit of credit to the Express for that yesterday

00:12:00.720 So what it was, for anyone who doesn't know

00:12:03.640 Sort of all in the news, in the right-wing Twitter sphere

00:12:07.240 It was the pig story yesterday

00:12:09.080 Roops came out and did a little video to camera

00:12:15.520 Sort of a 12-minute video

00:12:16.620 Offering what he called sort of an olive branch

00:12:20.560 Did he use that word? Anyway

00:12:22.640 Seemingly on the surface of it

00:12:25.860 Offering to work with reform

00:12:29.260 Not to fold or store into reform or anything like that

00:12:32.540 Explicitly not that

00:12:33.560 But to make some sort of pact

00:12:36.120 Whatever that means

00:12:37.040 Didn't go into a great deal of detail about the nature of the pact

00:12:39.940 But to work together to perhaps

00:12:43.040 Quote unquote unite the right

00:12:44.940 But that Rupert had

00:12:50.360 low b1 kenobi had five red lines in the sand and they were if i can recall uh re-migration

00:12:59.860 he and harrison pitt uh did that long 114 odd page document all about re-migration

00:13:07.140 that he wants that rupert wants that to be carried out in full to the letter

00:13:13.180 because millions must go he said that twice or even three times he said millions must go

00:13:20.360 Nice

00:13:20.680 Some have argued that he only ever said that once

00:13:24.360 In that video, the first video he did

00:13:26.540 Remember that one with Charlie Downs

00:13:27.980 The video launching the party

00:13:30.980 He's only ever said it once

00:13:32.000 And ever since then he's never said it again

00:13:33.240 He doesn't mean it

00:13:33.880 Well he just said it three more times

00:13:35.380 There you go, millions must go

00:13:36.600 He also said remigration was inevitable

00:13:40.020 Not in exactly those words

00:13:41.000 But he's talking about migration, remigration, deportations

00:13:43.800 And that it was an inevitability

00:13:46.620 Mmm

00:13:47.420 Yum yum yum

00:13:50.360 that's my line is it that's the the article i wrote years ago that got me in trouble

00:13:55.580 saying it's inevitable playing on the phrase or the argument tony blair used to use all the time

00:14:04.620 it's an old it's as old as time to say that something some policy you want some change that

00:14:10.460 you need government to enact you just make the argument that that thing is inevitable it will

00:14:15.880 happen regardless so let's just all get on board with it now Tony Blair

00:14:20.680 Tony Blair used to do that loads it's an inevitability that the Millennium

00:14:25.300 Dome is going to get built so just everyone let's get on board and pull

00:14:28.180 together it's an inevitability we have to cull all the cows because of mad cow

00:14:33.620 disease so just get on board with it and do it now

00:14:38.000 it's an inevitability that we have to invade Iraq so everyone just get on

00:14:41.880 bald and stop moaning about it it's actually not a bad tactic sometimes it often often it works

00:14:50.300 anyway i did the article remigration is inevitable

00:14:53.080 got deselected from reform for it didn't i basically got flagged up by hope not hate

00:15:02.760 deselected because even though it's reform policy now largely kind of their version isn't as strong

00:15:10.100 as Rupert's otherwise he wouldn't be demanding it um it was beyond the power at that time what

00:15:15.880 four years ago something like that three three years ago three four years ago my only crime

00:15:20.980 really was essentially being ahead of the curve yeah Richard Tyson like it dicey dicey he doesn't

00:15:29.600 care anyway he won't be here will he he doesn't matter about our demographic replacement he won't

00:15:33.920 be here he didn't like it at the time he selected me straight away hope not hate gloating about it

00:15:43.580 the daily record put me on the front of their paper again all i did wrong essentially was be

00:15:48.940 ahead of the curve oh look just while we're talking about it talking about being ahead

00:15:55.760 of the curve and being behind the curve being a coward tim stanley being a political coward

00:16:01.360 Tim Stanley, migration debate will now be about control or reversal.

00:16:07.780 Remigration.

00:16:08.660 That's the first time hearing you talk about that, Tim.

00:16:11.520 You little boy.

00:16:13.680 You spineless little cretin.

00:16:16.840 Oh, now your paymasters are going to allow you to talk about it,

00:16:20.000 so you talk about it.

00:16:20.860 Okay.

00:16:21.700 A real man of conviction, Tim Stanley.

00:16:24.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

00:16:27.780 Make sure to get your takes from Tim Stanley.

00:16:31.360 He's definitely not a globalist chill

00:16:35.040 He only talks about what he's allowed to talk about

00:16:39.140 Intellectual minnow

00:16:44.200 Tim Stanley

00:16:45.420 Now you're going to talk about reversal

00:16:47.700 Because it's safe to

00:16:49.220 Because it's safe

00:16:52.300 Anyway, back to Rupert Lowe

00:16:56.480 So re-migration

00:17:00.220 demographic you talk about demographics right don't really talk about demographics including

00:17:05.860 that yes women and children will need to be deported yes because you remember only a few

00:17:11.760 weeks ago a couple months ago or something um zia yusuf and robert jenrich seemed to have a

00:17:17.400 disagreement in the public sphere about that whether women and children would get deported as

00:17:22.320 well yeah i don't want to break rupert and i wouldn't want to break up families heaven forfend

00:17:27.640 we break up family units they can all go back to their countries of origin and clear them out

00:17:34.920 it's a bit strong for reform it seems some in reform at least um rupa also wanted

00:17:43.880 a lot of the ex-tories not to be at the top seat at the top table so you know people like

00:17:50.760 robert jenrich and suella braverman that nadim zwahari people like that it's not that there

00:17:56.520 aren't a few ex-tories in the in in the restore ranks but they're just not front and center we've

00:18:02.600 been told they won't be selected for to run as mps or anything whereas nigel's got them literally

00:18:11.240 at the top table at reform doesn't he i mean maybe generic will be the next leader who knows

00:18:18.760 i would thought it's probably out of azir and generic when you when you have thought anyway

00:18:24.200 rupert's insisting that if there was to be any sort of pact between restore reform

00:18:28.040 he would insist those guys who can't be a part of part of the project moving forward

00:18:33.320 another another one of his red lines is all about economic issues and making britain sustainable

00:18:39.800 our food and our energy and all sorts of things

00:18:45.720 uh what were the other ones um two of them were quite similar with re-migration and demographics

00:18:51.400 And

00:18:52.600 The Islamification of Britain

00:18:56.600 Halao meat and kosher meat

00:18:58.520 The burqa

00:19:00.760 Mass

00:19:02.000 Praying events

00:19:03.980 Again Nigel has said

00:19:07.540 Do you remember

00:19:08.180 I think it was in the Edgerton interview

00:19:09.960 Another Edgerton interview

00:19:11.060 Not the one where Ejo asked him about demographics

00:19:14.360 Do you care about that Nigel

00:19:15.660 And I said no

00:19:16.120 Another one

00:19:16.720 I think it was also with Edgerton

00:19:18.340 Who was asked about

00:19:21.400 islam or asked about mass deportations and he said it's an impossibility it's a political

00:19:25.720 impossibility nigel said if we alienate islam we lose we lose that's nigel rupert saying his

00:19:33.080 red line in the sand for any sort of pact would be to sort of reverse himself on that

00:19:38.840 actively battle the increasingly speeded up islamification of britain okay and if nigel

00:19:47.800 can agree to those sorts of things there can be a pact we can unite the right and

00:19:54.280 move together as one because it's all about the country not about personal rivalries

00:20:02.020 okay well it's not very likely to happen is it of course i think rupert knows that and the people

00:20:10.220 around him a few of those couple at least a couple of those things nigel cannot agree to

00:20:14.400 could not he basically came out and said without explicitly exactly saying it no he did a big long

00:20:23.560 rambling tweet Nigel did last night talking about how he does want to build a broad coalition a

00:20:29.180 broad tent but not explicitly addressing that let alone accepting it in any way there's a few he

00:20:34.020 just could not like the one about the Tory boys in his party people like Swell and Breverman and

00:20:39.020 Nigel's not going to abandon them

00:20:42.520 He can't really

00:20:43.780 It's a big chunk of the party now

00:20:45.820 Some of his star players

00:20:48.260 Are those people

00:20:49.480 Rupert's asking him to basically

00:20:53.840 Throw under the bus

00:20:55.440 Abandon his sort of star players

00:20:58.560 Two or three of his star players

00:21:00.100 He'll never do that

00:21:01.980 To go back on the Islamification thing

00:21:05.340 Nigel seems reasonably committed

00:21:07.760 To selecting Muslims

00:21:09.920 All over the place in his party

00:21:12.260 And appealing to them

00:21:13.220 I think it was his honest opinion

00:21:15.980 That he feels like

00:21:18.620 If you alienate Islam you lose

00:21:20.200 You lose

00:21:20.840 I think that's what Nigel really thinks

00:21:23.140 So he couldn't really do that

00:21:24.180 And as for the demographics and the re-migration thing

00:21:27.140 He was just explicitly asked about it

00:21:32.140 Do you care about our demographic

00:21:34.300 Decline and replacement

00:21:36.060 he thought about it for a moment no he said other people reformed cards will say that clip's taken

00:21:43.500 out of context why do you keep mentioning that clip when it's out of context it's not out of

00:21:46.840 context there's no further context you need there's no context required before edgington question

00:21:52.260 edgington's question starts just a straightforward question about demographic decline and replacement

00:21:57.760 and nigel answers it pretty straightforwardly it's not out of context again nigel the read about

00:22:05.340 what was it, a month or two ago, Nigel was asked about Rupert when they first threw Rupert out.

00:22:12.880 And he said, yeah, it was when Rupert started talking about re-migration, I couldn't have

00:22:18.100 that. I'm paraphrasing. I said, I couldn't have that. That's not our policy. That's not the

00:22:22.620 direction of reform. That's not the way I want to run this party. So he had to go at that point.

00:22:29.360 One of the strange arguments a lot of people that defend reform use

00:22:36.660 Is that there's no difference

00:22:38.360 There's essentially no difference between reform and Restore's policy

00:22:42.380 Particularly on immigration

00:22:43.580 That's trying to paint the picture that it's all just like some sort of

00:22:49.560 A personal vendetta of Rupert Lowe's

00:22:51.620 Because why would you vote for Restore? It's the same thing

00:22:54.320 Why bother voting Restore when Reform have got all the same policies

00:23:00.020 They haven't, that's a liar, that's a liar

00:23:03.040 They are very different

00:23:05.440 Reform's policy is not as strong

00:23:09.660 Restore wants to do a whole swathe of things that Reform haven't even talked about

00:23:14.160 Much less the slogan of

00:23:17.540 If millions must go, then millions must go

00:23:20.160 Including women and children

00:23:24.320 Reform don't talk about that, they don't talk like that

00:23:27.560 Again, it was beyond the pale for Nigel and he admitted it

00:23:31.720 I absolutely openly and explicitly admitted that

00:23:34.680 About a month or two ago

00:23:36.160 Sod, sod that you referred Rupert to the police

00:23:42.260 And tried to get him arrested, his liberty taken away

00:23:44.240 On the strength of what he was going to assault

00:23:46.100 Razir Yusuf or something

00:23:48.280 Remember that?

00:23:50.160 Police investigated that, nothing to it

00:23:54.320 that Nigel, Nigel finds someone like Tommy, Tommy Robinson, a Sivnat, real name Stephen

00:24:01.620 Yaxley-Lennon, Nigel finds Tommy beyond the pale. And Tommy's not like a full re-migration

00:24:10.000 is inevitable type fella, is he? Tommy's not. And that's too far from Nigel and Richard

00:24:16.320 twice. That's too much. So the argument that Restore and Reforms immigration policy is just

00:24:29.060 the same. It's not, it's obviously not. An embarrassing argument to try and make.

00:24:36.220 Okay, so, all right, so the broader question then, there's this pact on the table, an olive branch

00:24:41.680 from Rupert to Nigel. Nigel would never accept it, could never really accept it, isn't going to

00:24:46.280 accept it I don't think unless something happens over the next couple of days and he does accept

00:24:50.900 it and I'll I'll do a retracture saying my take saying that he would not could not accept it was

00:24:56.080 wrong I was wrong if that happens I don't think it will really don't think it will so and Rupert

00:25:00.860 would know that so what's going on here a bit of politicking me thinks I think it's actually not a

00:25:07.040 bad move from Rupert and Restore Britain it's sort of a win-win in my opinion because if Nigel and

00:25:14.920 reform were to accept it well then good all well and good reform finally become some sort of vehicle

00:25:21.240 that i i could get behind happily and i'd vote for them not through gritted teeth i'd vote for them

00:25:28.600 willingly happily so if they accepted it good you're going to actually actually address our

00:25:35.560 demographic replacement and annihilation good that's what i want that's the main thing for me

00:25:40.680 everything else is downstream of that everything so if they accepted that good brilliant win

00:25:48.340 they don't accept it it's a political win for restore britain and rupert isn't it because

00:25:54.620 it shows it reveals nigel and reform for what they are milk toast still part of the old

00:26:02.860 containment globalist machine it makes rupert look magnanimous i was the one offering the fig

00:26:09.040 leaf. It was them who couldn't swallow their pride. We wanted to unite the right, but they

00:26:16.140 wouldn't do it. You know, you get it. But Nigel was never really going to accept it,

00:26:22.600 was he? Couldn't, I wouldn't have thought, politically I mean. And I would have thought

00:26:28.520 Rupert knows that. So it's one of those things, when you offer your enemy a quote-unquote

00:26:37.020 peace deal an olive branch or fig leaf knowing that they can't accept it right i said this on

00:26:44.700 state of politics last night state politics the thing that springs to mind is when the austrians

00:26:50.620 offer the serbians a peace deal in august 1914 so in the terms of it the serbians just simply could

00:27:00.220 not accept couldn't and so austria says right it's well then we tried to make peace we offered

00:27:07.400 you a peace deal but you wouldn't accept it the romans used to do that a lot the romans used to

00:27:12.880 do they'll offer some kingdom some petty kingdom somewhere they'd offer them a peace deal

00:27:17.860 but the peace deal was one that just made like insisted they give up all their sovereignty

00:27:25.000 Just give up entirely

00:27:26.180 They couldn't accept that

00:27:28.080 But then the Romans could say

00:27:29.420 Well, you know

00:27:30.340 We were the magnanimous ones

00:27:32.700 We were the ones trying to work for peace

00:27:34.780 But they wouldn't

00:27:35.420 They refused

00:27:35.900 They're the baddies in all of this

00:27:38.100 Think of the way Bismarck

00:27:43.360 Otto von Bismarck

00:27:44.300 Dealt with Napoleon III in 1870

00:27:47.700 Again

00:27:48.340 If you do X, Y, Z

00:27:50.000 There doesn't have to be a war

00:27:51.340 But I couldn't agree to it

00:27:53.840 Alright, anyway

00:27:54.860 so that's what's going on there at first blush if you're a restore supporter you might think oh why

00:28:01.000 is Rupert trying to make a deal with Farage I thought the whole point of restore was to be an

00:28:06.460 alternative to reform what's going on here oh this is really disappointing this is exactly what I

00:28:11.260 don't want well as soon as you look into the details of it what it really is what Rupert Lowe

00:28:16.580 is actually saying that's not actually what it is it's actually a relatively clever piece of

00:28:23.680 politicking i would say a win-win early astute move on the chessboard i would say that's what

00:28:31.360 it looks like to me at this point in time we shall see apparently andrew rossendale

00:28:37.440 romford's rotten egg and sort of made like made some noises about oh maybe it's not such a bad

00:28:42.320 idea a reform mp a tory boy that has crossed over to reform which is odd because even though he

00:28:47.920 wasn't really in government in like the boris years the may years and the rishi years still

00:28:51.920 He's an actual Tory

00:28:52.700 So what Lo is asking for

00:28:54.380 Would

00:28:54.560 Apply to him

00:28:56.620 But anyway

00:28:57.260 Andrew Rottendale is a complete idiot

00:28:59.660 So

00:29:00.640 Whatever

00:29:01.860 Alright The Sun

00:29:05.900 What have we got in The Sun?

00:29:07.020 Phil Collins

00:29:07.640 Something about Phil Collins

00:29:09.020 I don't really care about

00:29:10.540 Phil Collins

00:29:11.200 He's got some good songs

00:29:12.260 Hasn't he?

00:29:13.760 It's a studio

00:29:14.400 Two hearts

00:29:17.080 But don't care about

00:29:18.240 Phil Collins now

00:29:18.900 What

00:29:19.700 The relationship with him

00:29:20.760 And his daughter or anything

00:29:21.460 Okay

00:29:21.820 As PM makes vow in Dover

00:29:24.200 French billing the UK

00:29:27.060 I mean

00:29:29.060 £8,000

00:29:30.140 For every migrant they turn back

00:29:33.940 Le rip-off

00:29:35.180 Brilliant, brilliant headline

00:29:38.140 Le rip-off

00:29:39.480 They could be proud of that one

00:29:40.620 Someone in the Sun's

00:29:43.940 Writer's bullpen

00:29:45.060 Throwing around ideas

00:29:46.640 What about Le rip-off?

00:29:49.940 Yeah

00:29:50.080 senior editor yes print brilliant genius we're going with it the ripoff

00:29:57.600 okay by the way that thing of the for every migrant the french turn back it costs us

00:30:08.480 effectively 8 000 pounds well it's only turned back for that moment for that day maybe

00:30:12.880 not like they're turned back forever i just might try again the next day or later that day

00:30:20.080 even

00:30:20.400 yeah

00:30:24.000 but look

00:30:25.660 burnham's serious

00:30:26.300 about it

00:30:26.640 look

00:30:26.900 look

00:30:27.700 his jaw is set

00:30:30.280 he's super serial

00:30:33.100 yo

00:30:33.460 he's super serial

00:30:35.240 about getting to

00:30:36.200 grips with the

00:30:36.780 small boat issue

00:30:37.620 by just letting

00:30:39.660 them in

00:30:40.020 more safe in

00:30:41.040 legal rooms

00:30:41.500 red

00:30:47.820 scum

00:30:48.840 the mirror something about phil collins again phil collins used to drink a lot okay

00:30:55.360 phil collins used to be an alcoholic

00:30:58.300 royal exclusive we don't care about the world really but harry dad let the world see us together

00:31:06.580 prince hopes for public reunion with king charles next year at the invictus games

00:31:10.780 don't care if you're interested in that go over to dan wotton no shade at dan wotton like dan

00:31:17.420 is well alright Dan Whitton he does a lot of royal stuff I'm not going to talk about here I don't

00:31:21.980 care Dan Whitton does a fair bit of royal stuff doesn't he some people love it right honestly

00:31:27.280 there's a reason why it's on the front pages quite often sometimes a lot of people are fascinated by

00:31:31.920 every tiny little twist and turn in the royal family I don't care the Saxe-Coburg gothers are

00:31:36.960 cuckoos in the nest half German half Greek house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

00:31:47.420 The times, the venerable times

00:31:52.160 This is an odd story, kind of a

00:31:57.180 Power plants with meters fitted backwards

00:31:59.500 Cost us a hundred million pounds a year

00:32:03.340 When you read that story, it's sort of crazy, unbelievable

00:32:06.300 In a number of power plants

00:32:08.680 It says

00:32:10.600 Various meters, for measuring power output and stuff

00:32:15.520 Were put in backwards

00:32:17.480 They're quite literally

00:32:19.440 And it would like show that

00:32:22.620 Either we were

00:32:24.420 It was the power station was consuming power

00:32:26.960 Instead of generating it

00:32:28.220 Or the other way around

00:32:28.980 Something like that

00:32:30.180 People didn't realise for a while

00:32:32.340 And it's cost us £100 million a year

00:32:35.820 What?

00:32:38.720 What?

00:32:40.160 Is that possible?

00:32:41.100 Does that make sense?

00:32:42.300 Does that even make sense?

00:32:43.780 How is that possible?

00:32:44.620 Is that

00:32:45.520 And even if it is true, entirely true, I suppose it is,

00:32:53.440 that speaks of like a degeneracy of skill or something, doesn't it?

00:33:02.700 You know?

00:33:03.600 It speaks to me of something like in the late Roman period in the West

00:33:08.200 and the Dark Ages after the fall of the Western Roman Empire,

00:33:12.720 All sorts of technologies were effectively lost

00:33:17.800 Even writing itself

00:33:21.780 And literacy itself

00:33:24.140 Poetry and things

00:33:25.940 Fell off a cliff

00:33:27.120 Loads and loads of skills in the ability to build

00:33:31.580 Fell off a cliff

00:33:34.140 The European peoples, the northern Italians

00:33:39.720 the Lombards, let's say, of the 6th, 7th, 8th century, couldn't understand how the ancient

00:33:45.180 Romans of the 1st century BC, 1st, 2nd century AD, they couldn't understand how they'd built

00:33:49.980 such giant aqueducts and amphitheatres and things. They're like, we don't know how that

00:33:56.400 was done. That must be magic. It was built by giants. Men can't build such things. It's not

00:34:01.160 possible. They lost the understanding of it. If you look at the progression of pyramids in ancient

00:34:11.260 Egypt, the old kingdom, the early, like the first, the fourth, fifth dynasty pyramids are the great

00:34:16.340 ones, the big ones. You go further forward in time, they get crappier and crappier and crappier.

00:34:21.420 But they've lost the ability to do it. As a civilization, they've lost the knowledge.

00:34:27.460 they've lost a bit

00:34:30.480 the skill

00:34:31.260 of their

00:34:32.640 artisans and engineers

00:34:34.680 was lower

00:34:35.440 you think

00:34:37.840 how does

00:34:38.220 how does that happen

00:34:39.100 how did that happen

00:34:39.740 did you imagine

00:34:45.680 something like this

00:34:46.420 before now

00:34:47.880 somehow

00:34:49.300 who put them in

00:34:50.200 who exactly

00:34:51.380 put these

00:34:52.400 meters in

00:34:53.460 backwards

00:34:53.980 who was it

00:34:55.680 Was it a competent, well-trained

00:35:03.080 British-born

00:35:05.020 White person with all the

00:35:07.240 Necessary training

00:35:08.380 Doubt it, highly doubt that

00:35:10.960 Was it some third world DEI hire

00:35:15.200 Was it? Just asking the question

00:35:18.740 Just asking the question

00:35:21.720 This is how civilisations decline

00:35:25.840 And ultimately fall

00:35:27.920 Look, there's another picture of a bleached field

00:35:31.200 It's been hot

00:35:34.860 And the grass has turned all yellow

00:35:36.580 Climate change

00:35:40.800 There won't be enough here to protect if we don't act now

00:35:48.760 The grass has gone yellow

00:35:51.100 You've got to pay 40p for a plastic bag now.

00:35:58.200 I'll have a wood burner in your home because the glass rent went yellow.

00:36:05.920 Okay.

00:36:08.440 Toll of schooling straight jacket.

00:36:11.760 This is what we talked about.

00:36:12.620 Was it on Friday or last week anyway?

00:36:14.400 The idea that Tony Blair's idea that every single kid should be kind of,

00:36:18.780 if possible every single kid should be railroaded into academic courses gcss a levels and go to

00:36:24.780 university to do some sort of undergrad degree not just in humanities but

00:36:31.060 and that that's some sort of straitjacket and that's what's led to a million youngsters not

00:36:36.440 being in training or work i mean yeah quite possibly seems so doesn't it i wonder what

00:36:45.520 tony because he's been quite quiet he does keep his head below the parapet a fair bit i want

00:36:49.920 usually not always i wonder what tony blair thinks with when these stories come out because you know

00:36:55.840 he watches everything and reads everything still you know he keeps his finger on the pulse i wonder

00:36:59.360 how close tony blair is to andy burnham i wonder if burnham speaks to blair much or at all i really

00:37:09.600 would be interested to know that because andy burnham says he's going to rule out or has ruled

00:37:15.520 out the id cards mr blair's not gonna like that having a pop his entire strategy about education

00:37:22.800 education education mr blair probably won't like that will he i wonder i wonder how much input

00:37:32.880 blair has with burnham okay the eye paper see this is weird i don't i don't buy this

00:37:40.480 do you let's get into it two-thirds back wealth tax on assets worth more than 10 million pounds

00:37:46.220 do they two-thirds of people do they i don't i doubt that maybe that's just cope but for me but

00:37:52.780 i doubt it let's read the little blurb it says voters overwhelmingly back a wealth tax

00:37:58.380 were just 10% opposed. Really? Sure about that? And support coming from across the political

00:38:06.020 spectrum, exclusive polling for the eye paper. Oh, it's their own internal polling. Oh, right.

00:38:11.080 Okay. Now it starts to make a little bit of sense. Also shows 73% want to see a rise in the basic tax

00:38:18.520 rate threshold frozen for five years. Really? 73% of people want a rise in the basic tax rate

00:38:25.880 threshold do they do they 73 percent of people want to be taxed more even though we're being

00:38:31.700 taxed at the highest rates of all time that all of human civilization we want more do we

00:38:37.820 hmm hmm or is it just the eye paper polling is that what it is people that would respond to an

00:38:48.520 eye paper poll a particular type of person is that what's going on here

00:38:55.880 the ipad will just claim it's just two-thirds of people 73 percent of people in general

00:39:02.760 a bit disingenuous isn't it a bit close to lying isn't it that to misrepresent that

00:39:12.040 let's not be perfectly candid and clear about that okay prime minister andy burnham uh refused to

00:39:17.960 rule out a wealth tax before entering number 10 saying quote we need a greater sense of fairness

00:39:22.440 quote it's fairness yeah state sponsored theft that's fairness that's what that's called

00:39:28.440 yeah destroying the wealthy and the owning class in a given country that's that's fairness

00:39:34.520 that's what that is economists estimate a wealth tax on assets above 10 million pounds would raise

00:39:41.880 10 billion a year so not very much ultimately in the scheme of things for the treasury and

00:39:46.120 affect a thousand households so again not really a massive message it's just sort of petty

00:39:53.640 vindictiveness against rich people isn't it oh what you've got 10 million pounds filthy capitalist

00:40:00.040 we would eat you alive if we could we would murder you in your own homes if we could

00:40:05.720 the reds would say but we can't quite do that yet the political wins aren't there yet

00:40:11.400 It's not actually 1917 in Petrograd

00:40:15.540 But we can tax you into oblivion

00:40:18.880 Former Labour leader Lord Neil Kinnock

00:40:22.280 An ultra red, Neil Kinnock

00:40:25.660 Has also urged the Prime Minister

00:40:27.920 To increase capital gains tax

00:40:30.380 To make it fairer

00:40:32.720 There you go, increase capital gains tax

00:40:34.580 Out because of fairness

00:40:35.920 Don't cut spending

00:40:40.580 Don't worry about that we're spending far beyond our means

00:40:43.260 Don't worry about that we're being invaded

00:40:45.080 We're paying for our own invasion

00:40:46.480 Don't worry about any of that

00:40:47.540 Sending endless billions to Zelensky so he can embezzle it

00:40:50.820 Don't worry about that

00:40:52.580 Just increase capital gains tax

00:40:54.960 And income tax

00:40:58.980 And a wealth tax

00:41:00.660 And call it fairness

00:41:02.200 And pretend that most people are up for that

00:41:05.500 73%

00:41:06.520 Or two thirds

00:41:08.900 What a disgusting front page that is

00:41:14.880 Disgusting

00:41:16.280 Liars and filth from top to bottom

00:41:20.600 Socialism

00:41:23.460 Socialism from coward Fabians

00:41:28.540 That haven't even got the balls to really be socialist

00:41:31.760 To really do it

00:41:33.340 To show their true colours

00:41:35.380 Look, look, again, he's serious

00:41:39.500 Look, he wears glasses and he's got a serious face

00:41:41.460 He's scum, absolute scum

00:41:46.840 The Guardian, ugh

00:41:47.960 The Guardian

00:41:51.020 Alright

00:41:57.260 Look, again, there's a bleached field

00:41:59.760 Look, it's been a bit hot, so some of the grass has gone yellow

00:42:01.980 UK facing food shortages

00:42:04.860 Due to drought, say, farmers

00:42:07.460 Well, we already aren't self-sufficient in terms of food

00:42:10.420 If we have food shortages on any real level

00:42:16.800 It's much more likely to do with

00:42:19.960 The ability to ship it in

00:42:24.280 And get it to your Tesco's

00:42:25.840 Or your Sainsbury's

00:42:26.560 Or your Morrison's

00:42:27.420 Or your Asda

00:42:28.580 Or your Iceland

00:42:29.300 Not with how much we grow ourselves

00:42:31.180 That's already ruined

00:42:32.260 Our agriculture and our ability to feed ourselves

00:42:35.880 Be completely self-sufficient

00:42:36.900 In terms of our own agriculture and things

00:42:38.860 That was ruined long ago

00:42:41.840 Long ago

00:42:42.600 Oh but some fields have gone a bit yellow under the sun

00:42:45.100 So now there'll be food shortages

00:42:47.540 It's climate change

00:42:48.800 Food shortages because it's climate change

00:42:56.360 So you'll have to have a solar panel now

00:42:58.100 Can't have a wood burner

00:43:00.320 Because the grass went yellow

00:43:03.540 Probably won't be allowed a car soon

00:43:13.000 Because the grass went yellow

00:43:16.900 You have to have an electric car

00:43:22.880 Because the grass went yellow one summer

00:43:25.140 NHS trust plans to cut

00:43:32.020 330 mental health jobs, sure

00:43:33.800 Yeah

00:43:34.620 It's funny, I thought Burnham

00:43:38.220 Was really cared about

00:43:39.260 All that sort of thing

00:43:41.180 These labour governments

00:43:44.540 Were really cared about

00:43:46.520 Mental health and everything

00:43:47.440 Nah, just cut the jobs

00:43:48.860 Daily Mail, pure globalist

00:43:52.580 Slop, trying to pretend it's something

00:43:54.400 other than that they gave the story of an individual murder sure this woman this woman

00:44:04.000 had an afghan boyfriend i think it's her boyfriend he murdered her stuffed in a suitcase in athens

00:44:11.680 right there's another story actually completely different story

00:44:18.320 this woman had a migrant boyfriend he murdered her suffocated her and battered her to death

00:44:23.360 it's just endless it's just endless ladies word to the wise don't get in a relationship with a

00:44:29.680 migrant probably best not to for you for your sake for your safety or so you can virtue signal

00:44:38.240 look i'm in a relationship with the with the brown man who's just come over on the boat aren't i

00:44:43.200 virtuous good one burn and must scrap disastrous pro-union strike laws

00:44:53.360 Tories tell PM to halt job-killing changes, Andy Burnham,

00:44:57.140 like a good socialist, wants to bring in more laws,

00:45:01.120 workers' rights laws, they say.

00:45:05.380 And Oluke Mubadhanop, the Nigerian woman, the anchor baby,

00:45:08.880 the Nigerian anchor baby,

00:45:10.860 somehow finds herself laughing as the leader of the opposition

00:45:13.780 because of a suicidal out-group preference

00:45:17.460 from the Conservative Party.

00:45:19.980 She said, it will send us back to the 1970s.

00:45:23.360 where unions caused havoc in our society.

00:45:28.200 Yeah, Ferdinand would like that.

00:45:29.160 He wants to go back to the 70s, doesn't he?

00:45:31.000 Thinks the problem was Thatcherism in the 80s

00:45:33.440 and everything since.

00:45:35.980 Yeah, he'd go back to that.

00:45:37.420 Again, just another classic champagne socialist nonsense

00:45:41.800 which isn't in the interest of the people of this country.

00:45:48.060 Andy Bumham, top to bottom.

00:45:50.860 Okay, The Express, it's a good paper.

00:45:53.360 I'll read your express now

00:45:55.720 Taxpayer funded accommodation given to convicted migrant felons

00:46:02.080 Right

00:46:03.020 1,500 foreign criminals in housing paid for by you

00:46:06.900 Sorry the express, are we supposed to be outraged by that?

00:46:10.380 I'm trying to drum up a bit of outrage

00:46:12.000 That's odd though because when you get a party like Reform or Restore

00:46:16.160 That want, they've got a suite of policies to try and deal with something like that

00:46:20.220 You demonise them at every possible turn

00:46:22.720 tried to destroy them

00:46:24.360 do hit piece after hit piece after hit piece

00:46:27.500 do you care about this or not

00:46:30.880 The Express

00:46:31.500 editors and owners of The Express

00:46:34.940 do you care about this or not

00:46:36.180 I don't think you do

00:46:37.260 I don't think you do at all

00:46:38.520 why would you attack parties that try and address it

00:46:41.840 then if you did

00:46:43.020 don't trust them

00:46:45.080 The Express

00:46:46.500 wearing the skin suit of a nativist or a patriot

00:46:50.280 1500 foreign criminals in housing paid for by you you don't care you don't care when people

00:46:55.720 talk about re-migration you try and destroy them we see it it's pretty clear we can see what you're

00:47:04.520 doing it's shameless absolute shameless globalist cynical filth the metro oh the metro oh

00:47:16.520 Smells, the metro smells

00:47:21.120 It's gone off

00:47:22.340 Smells like something died

00:47:25.360 Rotting meat

00:47:28.500 Metro, absolutely disgusting

00:47:31.140 Iran war is fueling a crime epidemic

00:47:36.920 Thanks for nothing

00:47:37.960 Soaring prices

00:47:39.640 Soaring prices at pump

00:47:42.320 See thieves flee four courts

00:47:44.720 with £200,000 of petrol and diesel every day.

00:47:49.820 There's a bit of a Mickey take, isn't there?

00:47:51.400 Look at this guy, look.

00:47:52.760 Piss taker.

00:47:54.460 Absolute piss taker.

00:47:55.260 I'm not supposed to swear.

00:47:56.700 I feel like piss isn't...

00:47:59.800 I mean, it's a bit of a naughty word.

00:48:01.120 Is it a swear word?

00:48:03.040 Anyway, I shouldn't say it anyway.

00:48:04.280 I should err on the side of caution.

00:48:05.860 This Mickey taker.

00:48:07.560 He's got a jerry can.

00:48:08.540 For anyone who's only listening to the audio.

00:48:10.080 He's got a bunch of jerry cans in the boot of his car.

00:48:12.940 Just filling them up with petrol.

00:48:14.720 Then I imagine just driving away, not paying for it.

00:48:17.580 That is cheeky, isn't it?

00:48:20.540 That's definitely cheeky.

00:48:26.180 Some people are so selfish, aren't they?

00:48:28.580 Once or twice, I remember a petrol crisis in the early 2000s

00:48:31.800 or at the beginning of COVID.

00:48:34.140 Some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves at all, do they?

00:48:39.040 Like the sun will say...

00:48:40.240 It was the early 2000s, very early 2000s at one point.

00:48:42.740 The Sun, I think it was The Sun

00:48:44.320 Maybe The Mirror and The Sun

00:48:45.300 But certainly The Sun

00:48:45.900 Had some sort of front page saying

00:48:47.400 Petrol stations might run out of petrol

00:48:49.600 Then there's queues

00:48:51.160 All the roads blocked

00:48:52.580 Going towards petrol stations

00:48:54.100 Because everyone's just queuing

00:48:55.080 To just go and fill up their car

00:48:56.900 Because all they care about is them

00:49:00.500 If they've got a full petrol tank or not

00:49:02.360 Not the overall society or anything

00:49:05.840 Or during the beginning of Covid

00:49:07.900 There's like some suggestion

00:49:09.960 That maybe some supermarkets

00:49:12.640 Briefly

00:49:13.340 Might run out of toilet paper

00:49:15.500 Suddenly the shelves are empty

00:49:17.920 Of toilet paper

00:49:18.600 Because people like this

00:49:19.740 Just go there

00:49:20.240 And immediately buy as much

00:49:21.200 As they can of it

00:49:22.440 Some people

00:49:28.640 Lots of people really

00:49:29.660 Are extremely selfish

00:49:33.000 I watched a video

00:49:35.340 Just last night actually

00:49:36.280 About the nature of psychopathy

00:49:39.820 Sociopathy

00:49:41.860 You don't have to be violent

00:49:44.500 To be a psychopath

00:49:45.260 Doesn't necessarily mean at all

00:49:48.080 That you ever do anything violent

00:49:49.740 Just means you don't get one of the things

00:49:51.680 You don't care about other people

00:49:53.560 You're incapable of caring

00:49:55.700 Understanding

00:49:57.260 The plight of other people

00:49:59.320 All you care about is you

00:50:01.220 Yeah, those people

00:50:02.800 Big, big chunk of the population are like that

00:50:05.780 Horrible really, isn't it?

00:50:11.100 Alright, the Financial Times, Shooter Crisis, Migrant Death Toll Mount

00:50:14.760 This article says, as many as 72 people have died

00:50:21.240 I didn't realise it was that many, I thought it was one or two

00:50:23.800 At the end of last week, that little exclave on the Moroccan coast

00:50:31.900 the Spanish territory, Suta, Suta.

00:50:37.400 So various numbers, whether it was 45,000

00:50:39.700 or as many as 60,000 Moroccan migrants swamped it.

00:50:45.380 Some swimming around in the sea.

00:50:49.060 So it's here as many as, at the moment,

00:50:51.100 about 72, or is that 73?

00:50:52.900 I think it's 73.

00:50:54.160 72 people have died.

00:50:55.860 Spanish authorities said they've sent a lot of those

00:50:57.500 back into Morocco, but there's no way

00:51:00.220 that many people could cross that quickly

00:51:01.700 without the contrivance of the moroccan authorities i wouldn't have thought

00:51:08.820 because italy and a number of other countries said they would suspend the schengen element of

00:51:14.660 the eu for a while i.e if spain are just going to let all those people into mainland spain

00:51:20.980 then they can they can travel across the pyrenees and get into france and then who knows where

00:51:26.500 great well done spain well done socialism in spain brilliant it's centuries and centuries

00:51:37.060 and centuries of reconquista throw all that out the window sure all right let's whip through the

00:51:43.220 football thing very briefly we don't care fifa boss is a dead duck quote dead duck so they've

00:51:48.660 got him saying i'm quackers he's a he's a dead duck you get it i'm quackers and he's ducked

00:51:58.980 a bit blue isn't it if you change that that d to a different letter

00:52:03.220 i'm ducked it would spell something else wouldn't it a little bit rude from the daily star

00:52:11.620 that's it apparently the welsh the welsh football association has come out leading the charge

00:52:17.140 saying because this guy needs to get re-elected next year i think in 2027

00:52:21.360 he wants to get re-elected as the leader of fifa and the welsh fa have come out

00:52:25.740 and said we won't vote for him

00:52:27.900 which apparently will or has caused some sort of domino effect where loads of

00:52:33.580 other countries and football associations around the world have said

00:52:36.300 yeah we won't vote for him either i.e so he's a lame duck

00:52:39.400 he's sort of politically football fifa politically a dead man walking

00:52:47.140 He's a dead duck, I'm quackers, he's ducked.

00:52:49.260 Get it?

00:52:49.700 Yep, who cares?

00:52:50.640 All right, that's the front pages.

00:52:52.460 They're the increasingly infuriating and absurd front pages.

00:52:55.480 There you go.

00:52:56.560 All right.

00:53:00.040 Shall we have a look at our poll?

00:53:01.860 Shall we look at our poll?

00:53:02.640 We usually do that about this time of the show.

00:53:06.480 Harry, if you bring that up for me.

00:53:07.860 Right, we asked you, nearly 1,200 votes.

00:53:12.160 Oh, we asked you,

00:53:13.940 would you care if you ever saw or heard from ariana grande again

00:53:18.100 is that me just having a pop ariana grande out of the blue like i've got some sort of axe to

00:53:25.100 grind against ariana ariana grande like i despise ariana grande i want her to disappear from public

00:53:32.180 life because i despise her so much no no no no no no she's in the news she's in the news cycle

00:53:38.660 There's a rhyme

00:53:40.080 There's a reason to this

00:53:41.360 She's all in the news today

00:53:43.020 She's saying

00:53:44.060 Look

00:53:45.720 Ariana Grande

00:53:47.060 To take

00:53:47.820 Take a break from public life

00:53:50.080 Amid endless scrutiny

00:53:51.440 Yeah that's the deal

00:53:53.920 So you want to be an A-lister

00:53:55.700 And your name echo around the globe

00:53:57.620 And be paid millions and millions

00:53:59.000 And millions of dollars

00:53:59.840 Don't you want to be

00:54:01.960 The centre of attention

00:54:02.920 Isn't your whole life

00:54:04.420 Up to this point

00:54:05.100 Too much your whole life

00:54:06.180 Wasn't she like a Disney star

00:54:07.860 or a child actress or whatever it was.

00:54:09.420 I don't know.

00:54:10.640 I don't follow her career closely whatsoever.

00:54:13.020 But haven't you spent your whole life

00:54:14.420 trying to get, be in the spotlight?

00:54:22.840 And now, but now you're jaded by it.

00:54:25.760 Now you don't like it.

00:54:26.660 Well, good.

00:54:27.020 Go away then.

00:54:27.560 Good.

00:54:27.960 Yeah.

00:54:28.600 Yeah.

00:54:28.920 Take a break then, love.

00:54:30.260 Yeah.

00:54:30.480 Go on.

00:54:30.740 Jog on.

00:54:31.940 Don't care.

00:54:33.720 I wouldn't care if I never saw her again.

00:54:35.460 she's of no value ultimately is she what the thing she stars in don't care her music please please

00:54:43.620 please

00:54:44.900 right so we asked you would you guys care if you ever saw or heard from ariana grande ever again

00:54:53.440 and the no's have it to the tune of 93 percent my band of brothers 93 percent of you say no you

00:55:03.100 wouldn't care if you never heard who's that other seven percent uh what's wrong with you

00:55:08.460 you sure this is the podcast for you i don't think it is get out go on get out you're not welcome

00:55:16.320 here okay no don't go that was a joke i'm joking i still love you i still love you baby we can make

00:55:23.160 this work we can make this work that was a joke obviously i'm joking don't leave me please don't

00:55:26.640 leave me i love you all right all right um ariana grande there she just doesn't like the endless

00:55:36.600 scrutiny that's what being super famous is isn't it just endless scrutiny why would you

00:55:42.420 she's a bit thin she does need a sandwich don't she

00:55:49.960 Have something to eat, love

00:55:52.920 Yeah

00:55:55.580 From what little I know

00:55:56.760 I saw like a critical drinker

00:55:58.400 Or maybe a nerd-erotic video

00:55:59.880 A few videos

00:56:00.800 Where like her whole thing

00:56:02.700 With the wicked

00:56:04.500 The wicked films and that

00:56:06.820 And in interviews

00:56:08.800 She does seem like really quite fragile

00:56:11.780 Like physically and sort of

00:56:14.140 Psychologically, emotionally

00:56:15.500 Very, very, very fragile

00:56:16.860 Yeah, maybe take a break

00:56:19.920 yeah probably for the best for you no one actually cares well a few people do

00:56:26.440 seven percent of my audience do

00:56:28.320 all right this guy a couple little stories before we get onto on this day in history

00:56:37.180 it's already nearly nine this guy look at the state of this absolute laughable moron

00:56:46.400 the headline is plagiarism row professor said he was on seven up which was broadcast decades before

00:56:54.060 he was born nothing to do with the drink seven up i'll explain it so this guy this black dude

00:56:58.580 they made him a professor at cambridge one of the youngest professors at cambridge

00:57:04.200 i think someone was it stelios did a segment on the main podcast of low seaters going into this

00:57:09.860 in detail last week i think it was i didn't watch it but i talked briefly to him about it

00:57:13.200 On the morning of that day

00:57:14.720 Yeah

00:57:15.180 Again

00:57:16.420 Like the way the anchor baby

00:57:18.000 Olukemi Badenoch

00:57:19.060 Is leader of the opposition

00:57:20.320 Through an insane fetish

00:57:23.720 Outgroup preference

00:57:25.000 For black people

00:57:26.120 They made him

00:57:27.540 A professor at Cambridge

00:57:29.180 Apparently he could barely

00:57:30.360 Read or write and stuff

00:57:31.660 He's like

00:57:33.220 He's not

00:57:33.680 He's nowhere near

00:57:34.940 Up to snuff

00:57:35.520 To be a professor

00:57:36.360 At Cambridge

00:57:37.460 Nowhere near

00:57:38.300 And in fact

00:57:39.480 Has been

00:57:40.140 According to reports

00:57:41.640 Has been

00:57:43.160 shown to be a plagiarist i.e copying other people's work just copying it so a fraud

00:57:48.500 a fraud you know a charlatan a liar a cheater now among other things so there's this program

00:57:57.760 it's actually quite good i think it's all right there's this show called seven up and what it was

00:58:03.920 started years and years ago was it started in the 60s i think maybe it started in the 60s certainly

00:58:09.180 by the 70s what they would do they got a bunch of kids that were seven years old across all the

00:58:14.800 all the different spectrum of society some working-class kids some like impoverished

00:58:19.700 working-class kids in the north and stuff some sort of just normal kids some like affluent

00:58:25.880 middle-class kids and a few really rich sort of aristocratic kids right and they would just

00:58:30.740 interview them just talk to them what do you think about the world what do you think about xyz

00:58:35.720 what's your school like

00:58:38.320 all that sort of thing

00:58:39.480 then the same crew

00:58:42.000 wait 7 years

00:58:43.940 until they're 14 years old

00:58:45.540 and go back and revisit those same kids

00:58:48.420 and talk to them

00:58:49.140 what's going on in your life

00:58:50.060 what's school like now

00:58:50.840 what do you think about XYZ

00:58:52.080 what's your mum and dad do

00:58:53.220 what's your thoughts and feelings on

00:58:54.680 right

00:58:57.040 wait another 7 years

00:58:59.380 until they're 21

00:59:00.200 and do it again

00:59:00.820 and again

00:59:01.360 and again

00:59:01.840 and follow these kids through their life

00:59:03.580 every 7 years

00:59:04.540 7 up

00:59:05.360 get it nothing to do with the drink seven up seven up right this guy claimed he's in it

00:59:10.800 what it started long before you were born mate and we can people can go back and watch it

00:59:21.060 and notice that you're not in it what a liar what a weirdo freak i hate liars i hate liars

00:59:32.420 what's a charlatan what's a phony or dirty cheat

00:59:39.540 how could you how could you claim to be

00:59:43.900 we can go back and watch it some people really like 7up really really like it think it's an

00:59:53.920 amazing thing it's quite good actually it's quite interesting it is quite interesting

00:59:56.860 because of course you see the working class kids largely remain working class you see the posh

01:00:02.500 kids the rich kids go on and succeed without even really trying so if you see you see it play out

01:00:07.340 it's quite remarkable really anyway people can go back and watch it and notice you're in it

01:00:12.480 it's like me saying i was once on gladiators or something no we can go back and watch gladiators

01:00:20.200 you were never on it bo why are you saying that why are you lying

01:00:22.640 i was on funhouse once in the 90s no you weren't we can go back and watch all the funhouse and

01:00:31.560 you weren't on it why are you lying about that funhouse it's a quiz it's a race okay

01:00:36.540 buy bows cassettes for $14.99 a pop um all right oh look mohammed al-fayed

01:00:44.340 at least five mohammed al-fayed survivors confirmed as human trafficking victims

01:00:50.740 Mohammed Al-Fayed

01:00:53.440 Super dodgy dude who owned

01:00:55.980 Are you just not found?

01:00:58.380 Have they yeeted it already? Have they tried to memory hold it already?

01:01:00.640 They have, it looks like they have

01:01:01.660 Used to own, famously, used to own

01:01:04.440 Harrods

01:01:06.300 He's dead now

01:01:07.580 Turns out, a bit like Jimmy Savile, as soon as he died

01:01:10.640 Everyone comes out of the woodwork

01:01:12.560 Oh yeah, no, he was an actual sex pest, sex criminal

01:01:14.400 Like a

01:01:15.620 Like a prolific sex criminal

01:01:18.280 It's a surprise

01:01:20.940 Again, like Jimmy Savile, there's rumours of it

01:01:24.860 It's been rumoured for years and years and years

01:01:28.420 Like Jared Leto or Russell Brand

01:01:31.960 I'm not saying Jared Leto or Russell Brand are guilty

01:01:35.500 If anything, a court will have to decide that

01:01:40.800 Alright, that football dude's probably out

01:01:42.780 Haraj, here we go, quick thing on this

01:01:45.020 what they're calling it operation was it operation fortress so bit of credit where it's due i would

01:01:52.280 like to restore britain to have done something like this said something like this now i just

01:01:57.040 taken up what i said haven't i said for a long time now long time to stop the small boats real

01:02:03.140 easy you put four two commando in the channel or the special boat service or something

01:02:07.580 half a dozen speedboats

01:02:10.260 two, three, four dozen men

01:02:13.000 Royal Marines

01:02:13.880 or Special Forces operators

01:02:15.340 to physically turn back

01:02:18.400 the small boats

01:02:19.160 with extreme prejudice

01:02:20.140 if needs be

01:02:20.880 do that a little bit

01:02:22.900 the smugglers will get

01:02:24.380 the picture

01:02:25.000 oh, here we go

01:02:28.380 look

01:02:28.580 Nigel Farage

01:02:29.360 Nigel Farage's

01:02:31.000 Reform UK

01:02:31.900 want to launch

01:02:32.980 quote

01:02:33.280 the largest military operation

01:02:34.820 in the English Channel

01:02:35.740 since World War 2

01:02:36.520 Yeah, another policy that

01:02:40.500 That got me in trouble

01:02:43.420 Would have got me in trouble

01:02:44.380 But now it's their policy, okay

01:02:46.480 So all I did really was be ahead of the curve

01:02:49.520 Okay

01:02:49.800 Largest operation since World War II

01:02:54.660 To stop the small boat crisis

01:02:56.040 A government led by Mr Farage

01:02:57.820 Would send the Royal Navy into the Channel

01:02:59.640 To intercept migrant boats

01:03:01.140 And return them to France or Belgium

01:03:02.840 Under a plan called Operation Fortress

01:03:05.620 mr farage will unveil the plans at the press conference this morning alongside home affairs

01:03:11.980 spokesman zia yusuf it comes as one of 2 000 migrants have made the dangerous journey from

01:03:16.460 france in small boats since andy bumham became mpm anyway it goes on but there you go so i'll

01:03:22.940 watch that a bit later see what niger's got for us you know i do think he's sort of a containment

01:03:28.740 hypno toad hellbent on destroying nativism and anything one inch to the right of him but despite

01:03:34.280 all of that despite all of that and the fact i don't like or trust seer yusuf i don't want a

01:03:39.940 sri lankan man as my home secretary despite all of that if they say something based i'll give i'll

01:03:45.960 say so i'll give him credit for it can't say further than that can you so i'll be listening

01:03:51.240 to what operation fortress is so far sounds all right i'm up for it yeah send the sbs into the

01:04:02.200 channel

01:04:02.520 yeah

01:04:05.800 see what happens

01:04:06.820 if these scumbags

01:04:09.660 criminals third world barbarian

01:04:12.380 beast men keep coming

01:04:14.160 across the channel then

01:04:15.060 let's see what happens

01:04:16.480 all right

01:04:20.080 shall we go on to on this day in history

01:04:22.420 I like doing that bit

01:04:23.260 it's already gone now, you guys seem to like doing that bit

01:04:26.760 down through the

01:04:27.520 centuries, nay millennia

01:04:29.420 on this day in history, the 3rd of August

01:04:31.500 what happened of note what have we got the Santa Maria okay on this day in 1492 when Christopher

01:04:36.820 Columbus sailed the ocean blue with Juan de la Cosa his second in command set sails on his first

01:04:43.640 voyage with three ships first voyage because he did it a number of times was it four times

01:04:47.660 Columbus ended up saying across the Atlantic and back with three ships the Santa Maria the Pinta

01:04:53.140 and the Nina he set sail from Palos de la Frontera in Spain for the Indies yeah he thought he was

01:05:00.140 going to india or actually the the indian the uh southeast asia the spice islands what today is

01:05:09.740 malaysia indonesia area that's where he thought he was going in fact a fascinating fact word i've

01:05:16.940 said a number of times that again christopher columbus died believing he'd found the spice

01:05:25.100 islands because he landed he didn't land in mainland america he didn't land like on the

01:05:29.740 eastern seaboard of the modern united states he landed in the caribbean essentially

01:05:33.640 islands chains and chains of islands he thought that was southeast asia he died believing that

01:05:42.160 was the case even though people have said it almost certainly isn't mate it almost certainly

01:05:48.140 isn't uh there seems to be evidence some of the other portuguese and stuff there seems

01:05:51.600 there's a giant continent over here uh which doesn't seem to be asia

01:05:59.520 he's like no no they're the indians i'm pretty sure they are all right on this day in 1596

01:06:05.920 german astronomer and priest david fabricius discovers the light variation of mira the first

01:06:12.960 variable star that's interesting that's right at the very very very beginning of telescopes

01:06:16.800 This is before Galileo Galilei patented his telescope

01:06:22.760 But Galileo Galilei wasn't the first person in human history to get lenses and magnify things

01:06:30.280 Already, this guy was

01:06:32.800 Interestingly, he was murdered actually

01:06:36.800 That guy, Fabricius

01:06:39.820 Funny, not funny, haha

01:06:41.920 An interesting death

01:06:43.080 There are people in history

01:06:44.240 It's like an odd death

01:06:46.240 Aeschylus, the ancient Athenian playwright

01:06:49.740 He was really, he was like in his 90s

01:06:52.960 Famous playwright

01:06:55.900 An eagle dropped a tortoise on his head

01:07:00.120 An eagle far above had a tortoise in its talons

01:07:02.300 Dropped it and it fell on Aeschylus' head

01:07:04.760 And that's what killed him in his 90s

01:07:06.380 Well this guy, famous astronomer

01:07:10.000 He accused some guy of stealing a goose

01:07:15.120 So the guy smashed his head in with a spade

01:07:17.740 Nice

01:07:20.420 On this day, in 1914

01:07:23.080 Germany invades Belgium and declares war on France

01:07:25.680 Beginning World War I

01:07:26.580 Yeah, the guns of August

01:07:28.960 Interesting, if he hadn't have invaded

01:07:34.620 If Germany, I say he, the Kaiser, Kaiser Bill

01:07:37.260 If he hadn't have invaded Belgium

01:07:39.420 If he'd gone straight through maybe Alsace-Lorraine into France

01:07:42.660 Maybe, just maybe, I was reading a book

01:07:44.860 i don't think this is a strong argument but maybe britain wouldn't have declared war on germany at

01:07:54.140 that point but we felt edward gray the foreign secretary and lots of people in parliament and

01:08:00.700 the country felt that that we should really really should protect belgium we owed it to belgium to

01:08:11.180 To try and protect their neutrality

01:08:12.800 Anyway

01:08:15.500 On

01:08:16.420 On Epochs

01:08:18.800 Got a long form content with

01:08:21.880 Old Godders

01:08:23.380 Godfrey Bloom

01:08:25.280 Brilliant individual Godfrey Bloom

01:08:28.080 Truly brilliant dude

01:08:30.340 Love him

01:08:30.800 Love him

01:08:32.300 I'd love to

01:08:33.760 Chat to Godders for hours and hours and hours and hours

01:08:37.060 I'd love to just pick his brain

01:08:38.200 You know when you know someone's just got

01:08:39.960 a wealth of knowledge you know they've just got on what it feels like like a bottomless pit of

01:08:47.960 knowledge it's like oh okay what about that i know a little bit about that can you shed more

01:08:53.060 light on that yes they can they know all about it in fact that's what god is like love it anyway

01:08:58.220 on epochs my history theme show behind the paywall you can see the sign up for as little

01:09:01.860 as five pound a month bronze team membership i think that one might actually even be a freemium

01:09:04.840 I think it is

01:09:05.720 So you can get it unabridged for free

01:09:07.580 We talk all about

01:09:09.300 We talk all about the beginning of World War I

01:09:12.360 I think I've done it before as well somewhere else

01:09:14.540 Did I do it with Apostolic Majesty? I can't remember

01:09:16.420 Anyway

01:09:17.120 It's history themed content, long form stuff

01:09:20.080 Me talking about the origins of World War I

01:09:23.440 Okay, on this day in 1934

01:09:26.000 Adolf Hitler merges the offices of German Chancellor and President

01:09:29.440 Declaring himself Fuhrer, der Fuhrer

01:09:31.620 Yeah, because that was because, well, Hindenburg

01:09:34.320 Paul von Hindenburg

01:09:35.500 They had a president

01:09:38.320 I.e. like the head of state

01:09:40.460 Like a king

01:09:41.800 Not king but you know

01:09:43.340 The actual head of state

01:09:44.520 Then they'd have a chancellor

01:09:45.820 Who's sort of head of government

01:09:46.960 The way we've got a king

01:09:48.180 And a prime minister right

01:09:49.100 And then Hindenburg was the president

01:09:53.600 Hitler was already the chancellor

01:09:55.840 But when Hindenburg died

01:09:57.800 Of natural causes

01:09:58.680 Like literally like one day later

01:10:01.780 It's like the next day I think

01:10:04.320 Hitler's like right there's no such thing as a president anymore

01:10:06.940 We're just abolishing that

01:10:08.400 That's not a thing now

01:10:09.140 That office that's just me as well now

01:10:12.440 I'm chancellor and president

01:10:14.360 And in fact

01:10:15.740 Don't call me chancellor even

01:10:17.460 I've got a new title

01:10:18.900 The Fuhrer

01:10:20.880 Just the absolute head of government and state

01:10:24.780 Right so

01:10:25.660 Remember Hitler had only been in for about a year

01:10:29.200 Or less

01:10:29.760 At that point

01:10:31.060 Okay and on this day in 1972

01:10:34.060 US Senate ratifies the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty

01:10:37.340 That's SALT 1

01:10:38.540 With the Soviet Union

01:10:40.300 To limit the use of missile systems

01:10:42.140 Capable of defending against missile-delivered nuclear weapons

01:10:45.380 So that will be

01:10:46.220 That's Nixon

01:10:46.760 That's old Tricky Dick

01:10:49.080 Dick Nixon and

01:10:51.540 It will be Brezhnev

01:10:52.600 Nixon and Brezhnev

01:10:55.060 By the way

01:10:55.860 The whole Watergate scandal is still

01:10:57.720 It's massively going on already

01:11:00.380 All that played out

01:11:01.820 Whilst in the background

01:11:03.680 Watergate

01:11:04.320 Ticking away

01:11:05.460 Ticking away

01:11:06.340 Undermining and eroding

01:11:08.180 Nixon's position

01:11:09.200 Day after day

01:11:10.480 After day after day

01:11:11.180 He still got that done

01:11:13.520 Some of the things

01:11:14.660 He can be proud of

01:11:15.740 Nixon did achieve

01:11:18.920 Some interesting

01:11:19.600 Important things

01:11:20.520 Kind of

01:11:20.940 Well he did

01:11:21.760 He definitely did

01:11:22.340 Not kind of

01:11:22.880 He definitely did

01:11:23.460 Also killed a lot of

01:11:27.620 Innocent people in Cambodia

01:11:28.660 And Laos

01:11:29.460 But

01:11:31.820 Also did lie about the plumbers

01:11:33.780 On my own channel

01:11:37.560 On my own channel

01:11:40.200 History bro

01:11:42.040 I've got a long form series all about Nixon

01:11:45.220 What is it, eight parts? I can't remember

01:11:47.500 Ten parts, I can't remember

01:11:48.580 Out of a few hours, talking all about Nixon in great detail

01:11:51.920 I think it's unfair he's been maligned as badly as he has

01:11:55.780 But he wasn't brilliant

01:11:56.920 Did do some good things

01:11:58.540 Some people think Nixon didn't do anything wrong

01:12:01.400 And it was all just

01:12:02.700 Like

01:12:04.040 It was all just

01:12:05.440 Lefty liars about him

01:12:06.940 No

01:12:07.320 No he did lie repeatedly

01:12:09.900 About the plumbers

01:12:12.040 And about the fact

01:12:12.800 That he was investigating

01:12:13.760 The internal investigation

01:12:15.320 A house cleaning

01:12:16.080 About Watergate

01:12:17.220 And all that sort of thing

01:12:18.020 Right anyway

01:12:21.940 Talk about

01:12:23.840 Yeah see look

01:12:25.500 Someone in the chat said

01:12:26.180 Nixon was set up by the FBI

01:12:27.780 And the CIA

01:12:28.320 No he wasn't

01:12:29.100 No he wasn't

01:12:29.680 Right

01:12:30.780 Maybe on some level a little bit

01:12:34.000 But essentially his own liars is what caught him out

01:12:36.980 And he recorded it

01:12:39.200 The CIA and the FBI didn't force him to lie

01:12:44.460 They didn't

01:12:47.680 They didn't paint him into a corner

01:12:49.860 Where he got his own counsel, John Dean

01:12:53.240 In the Oval Office and said

01:12:54.700 Let's pay off people blackmailing us with millions of dollars

01:12:58.760 John Dean's like

01:12:59.800 Where are we going to get a million dollars

01:13:01.100 And Nixon's like

01:13:01.700 Don't worry about that

01:13:02.320 I've got ways I can get

01:13:03.420 I can get hush money

01:13:04.420 Don't worry about that

01:13:05.500 Did the CIA and the FBI

01:13:07.220 Force Nixon to do that

01:13:08.240 No they didn't

01:13:08.660 Did they set him up to do that

01:13:09.580 No

01:13:09.740 No

01:13:10.200 Get the details right

01:13:16.460 Do you want to know about them

01:13:18.460 And it's not a hit piece on Nixon

01:13:20.860 Far from it

01:13:21.700 It's not a hit piece on Nixon

01:13:22.940 On some level

01:13:24.520 On quite a large level

01:13:25.560 I'm a fan of Nixon

01:13:26.420 On some level

01:13:28.720 Don't think it's just a pure hit piece

01:13:30.280 You know me, I'm no sort of lefty

01:13:32.080 I'm not going to try and demonise Nixon for no reason

01:13:35.140 Just look at the facts

01:13:36.560 Actually, what happened in what order though?

01:13:39.420 What actually happened in what order?

01:13:43.340 Nixon's not clean

01:13:44.300 He wasn't

01:13:46.020 Alright, that's enough of that

01:13:49.420 Let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:13:52.600 Let me do this with my mic boom

01:13:55.340 So I can see my Rumble Rants

01:13:56.980 is global church history going to be in at number one first name global middle name church surname

01:14:01.620 history yes he is yes he is here we go we've only got one rumble rant do you need to refresh the

01:14:07.800 page we've only got one but it is global church history so reigning defending and still global

01:14:12.700 church history says this today in 1347 calais was captured by the english becoming the pal of calais

01:14:20.620 For the next two centuries

01:14:22.840 Yes interesting so that would be

01:14:24.660 Edward III wouldn't it

01:14:26.980 That would be Edward III

01:14:27.840 Let me see

01:14:30.240 Do you think I've got long film content

01:14:32.800 Talking all about Edward III

01:14:34.100 Yeah yeah

01:14:36.240 Did quite a few episodes on Edward III

01:14:38.780 It was a long reign

01:14:40.000 100 years war so memory serves

01:14:43.000 That's just after

01:14:44.960 Cressy the Battle of Cressy

01:14:46.540 There's three great English

01:14:48.960 victories in the hundred years war the battle of tour or sometimes poitier the battle of crecy

01:14:53.760 and then quite a lot later agincourt under henry v when the big the main one of the great british

01:14:58.640 pictures english sorry english one of the great english pictures of all time is crecy

01:15:04.320 like an agincourt where we just smashed the french up something fierce fierce

01:15:11.040 straight after that there's not really french armies in the field anymore

01:15:15.040 the english armies can just run amok around france if they want to and did

01:15:18.960 Then Edward spent a year besieging Calais

01:15:22.700 Because it was like strongly girded Calais

01:15:24.660 Had strong walls and gates and things

01:15:26.440 Took about a year or 10-11 months

01:15:29.000 To besiege Calais

01:15:30.720 But then finally did

01:15:31.760 The next year in 1347 and got inside

01:15:34.900 And we held it for another couple of centuries

01:15:36.640 All the way up to the age of Henry VIII and after

01:15:38.540 But after that, a year after that

01:15:44.800 1348

01:15:45.820 Anyone know what happened in 1348?

01:15:48.960 Pop quiz, anybody know?

01:15:54.540 Yeah, that's right, the Black Death

01:15:56.080 One of the most pivotal things to have ever happened

01:16:01.320 In human civilisation

01:16:03.240 Certainly in recent millennia

01:16:05.360 The Black Death

01:16:07.280 Not just a plague

01:16:08.380 But the worst plague

01:16:11.360 The worst

01:16:14.640 Between a half, sometimes some people say

01:16:18.600 even two-thirds of people, men, women, and children, dead in the whole world. Can you

01:16:23.980 imagine that? The world before the Black Death and the world after was a very, very, very

01:16:29.920 different place. Everything about society was turned upside down. I've talked about

01:16:38.440 the Black Death a few times, well, at least of all in my epochs, all about the age of

01:16:43.260 Edward III

01:16:43.980 I've been threatening to

01:16:45.980 Since the beginning

01:16:46.780 To do a whole epoch

01:16:48.800 Just looking at that

01:16:50.240 To do more than one episode

01:16:52.920 All about that

01:16:53.660 The repercussions of it

01:16:55.080 What it really meant

01:16:56.240 More than once I've talked about it

01:16:58.720 But I should do a whole

01:16:59.600 Dedicated piece of content about it

01:17:02.980 Super, super pivotal thing

01:17:05.060 It's almost impossible to imagine

01:17:07.600 What something like that would be like

01:17:10.780 anyway can't go on and on about it here and the other factor global church history gives us is

01:17:20.260 you say that yesterday so it's not on this day in history on yesterday's day in history was

01:17:26.060 emperor saint augustine's feast day justinian the first i think i've got long form content

01:17:31.000 both on epochs and on history bro all about justinian the first yeah

01:17:37.780 Talk about Justinian the First quite a lot actually

01:17:41.360 In the scheme of things, considering

01:17:42.600 The Nikkei riots

01:17:45.400 The campaigns of Belisarius

01:17:46.940 All sorts of stuff

01:17:47.800 Building the Chia Sophia

01:17:50.100 His wife Theodora

01:17:52.580 Loads of stuff, loads of stuff

01:17:53.840 Fascinating rain

01:17:55.340 Okay, and yesterday was his feast day

01:17:57.660 Thanks Global Church History

01:17:58.900 Was that the only one for today?

01:18:01.020 Yeah, got a thumbs up, okay

01:18:02.280 Slow day for rumble rents

01:18:05.720 There are quite a few

01:18:06.660 there's loads of youtube ones though all right let's get through them 30 20 past nine

01:18:13.220 let's get through with it okay stew khp says on this day in history 90 we love it everyone seems

01:18:19.140 to love on this day in history stuff you've given us a fact about saying on this day in history in

01:18:23.620 1937 florida was hit by hurricane amon holmes

01:18:29.300 Never going to escape the Eamon Holmes in-joke

01:18:37.020 I'm going to stop explaining it every single day

01:18:41.760 If people know, they know

01:18:42.640 I suppose just to say

01:18:45.180 We're not genuinely accusing Eamon Holmes of any wrongdoing

01:18:48.280 Get well soon Eamon

01:18:49.580 Genuinely, sincerely mean that

01:18:51.760 Get well soon

01:18:52.320 It's just a silly in-joke

01:18:56.220 Based on a terrible error of mine

01:18:58.560 One time

01:18:59.300 Okay

01:19:00.040 The Wandering Grey

01:19:01.800 Says

01:19:02.620 Signed up to the Lotus Eaters

01:19:04.300 For a fiver a month

01:19:05.200 What's the best way to watch epochs

01:19:06.780 Should I watch in order

01:19:08.180 Or start with a specific area of history

01:19:10.660 Oh

01:19:11.120 Well I would say probably

01:19:12.760 Watch them in order

01:19:13.600 Or

01:19:14.080 There's so much there

01:19:15.460 I'm up to like 275 odd episodes

01:19:17.540 Right

01:19:17.860 Feel free to pick and choose

01:19:21.180 If it were me

01:19:22.340 I would probably watch them in order

01:19:25.060 But

01:19:26.440 There's so much

01:19:28.800 Everything from like

01:19:29.940 Gobekli Tepe

01:19:30.620 Prehistory

01:19:31.300 There's one to see with Josh

01:19:32.120 Big Josh Firm

01:19:33.040 About sort of

01:19:34.420 The prehistory

01:19:35.380 And then all the way up to

01:19:37.980 Stuff even in like

01:19:39.300 I think the most modern thing

01:19:40.220 I ever did was

01:19:40.820 The Iranian embassy siege

01:19:41.960 Of 1980

01:19:42.620 So there'll be certain

01:19:44.440 Periods of history

01:19:45.100 You are or aren't

01:19:46.060 Interested in right

01:19:47.020 For example

01:19:49.980 For example

01:19:50.460 Off the top of my head

01:19:51.160 There's a couple

01:19:52.440 All about the Medici

01:19:53.620 The Medici family

01:19:54.820 that might be right up your alley in exactly what you're interested in or it might be the furthest

01:19:59.320 thing from what you're interested in don't know about that don't care to know about it

01:20:02.440 so scroll scroll through find what you're interested in because there's so much there

01:20:06.840 there's almost certainly going to be something that like you really care about

01:20:10.580 julius caesar say you're really interested in that well there's a massive series was it like

01:20:19.000 30 parts or something audiobook not even a small audiobook amount of content on that maybe that's

01:20:25.400 your bag maybe you really care about cicero or something but you don't care about the battle of

01:20:33.240 kursk in world war ii pick and choose or if you don't mind watch them all in order i'd probably

01:20:39.960 say pick and choose it's up to you though of course thanks for signing up appreciate it appreciate it

01:20:46.280 the wandering grey thank you sir and for that super chat all right brendan lucas says i also

01:20:53.480 touch my nose like that for those reasons as well but it's not the biggest reason the biggest reason

01:20:58.760 is because i do a lot of cocaine i don't know if you really do brendan lucas yeah my moustache

01:21:09.720 tickles the underside of my nose i wouldn't say all the time but quite a lot but i don't

01:21:16.200 want to thin it out i'm not gonna do that either so okay brendan lucas does a lot of cocaine by

01:21:26.280 his own self-admission probably a joke might not be who knows all right matthew coombs

01:21:34.620 matthew comms matthew comms says lobe one kenobi have a good day bow oh thank you yeah

01:21:41.580 help us lobe one kenobi you're our only hope

01:21:46.140 lobe when

01:21:51.260 okay brendan looks again says your re-migration take didn't catch on because you look like a scary

01:21:56.460 russian wizard if kelly brooke came up with the same policy she'd be prime minister if anyone

01:22:03.660 doesn't know kelly brook was used to be like a model um she's still quite a handsome lady now

01:22:11.500 very buxom

01:22:14.460 brendan lucas saying if she'd said it the whole world would be like yeah okay kelly we'll do that

01:22:22.300 i look like a scary russian wizard there was a picture of me the other day

01:22:26.540 and i was i was looking like i was starting to really look like lenny in a bit

01:22:33.660 What can you do? It is what it is. You've got to accept it. You've got to be comfortable

01:22:38.780 in your own skin. Anything else is a slippery slope to madness. Okay, next one. Wolfiex,

01:22:46.460 1789. Wolfiex, that seems to be their name. It says, remigration is inevitable. Eamon

01:22:52.840 Holmes said so. Well, if Eamon said it, it's fair dues then, isn't it? Can't argue with

01:23:00.260 Eamon's, and with Eamon, can't. It will soon, Eamon. I say that so much as it sounds insincere.

01:23:09.600 I really mean it. Completely innocent Eamon Holmes hasn't done anything wrong.

01:23:18.000 Master Stuffing, one word, that's their name, Master Stuffing, says,

01:23:23.320 the great replacement already happened. Yeah, largely. I mean, not quite.

01:23:30.260 we're not actually a minority yet it's still in the process of happening

01:23:35.060 i mean you're not entirely wrong it's sort of the it's we are along the path to it it's not

01:23:41.300 complete yet though is it you'd accept that we're not actually a minority yet i mean some places

01:23:48.500 in some pockets we are but not nationally okay fair point though i mean it's good i mean okay

01:23:54.660 LJMV says

01:23:57.680 Bo, you magnificent man

01:23:59.220 Thank you for saying that

01:24:02.440 Smug mode

01:24:09.240 Bo, you magnificent man

01:24:11.100 Sorry for no recent chats

01:24:13.220 You don't have to apologise for that

01:24:14.480 Don't apologise for that

01:24:16.780 Of course, no worries

01:24:17.920 Of course, no worries

01:24:18.660 We really, really appreciate it

01:24:19.820 You're not obliged

01:24:20.500 Thank you though

01:24:22.320 For super checking the stuff

01:24:23.640 Say, you're magnificent man, sorry for no recent chats

01:24:26.860 This was a brilliant move by Rupert

01:24:29.220 Hearing demographic security was a relief as well

01:24:32.540 Yeah, yeah, right

01:24:33.580 For me, everything else is downstream of the demographics question

01:24:41.360 Who cares about class sizes and the NHS and everything else

01:24:48.680 If it's not our country anymore

01:24:51.420 What do potholes matter

01:25:02.620 If it's not our country anymore

01:25:04.720 What does any of it matter

01:25:05.940 If we are a marginalised

01:25:10.400 And despised

01:25:12.240 Minority in our one and only ancestral homeland

01:25:15.760 Marginalised

01:25:17.300 Kept out of everything

01:25:21.420 Along racial and religious and tribal lines.

01:25:24.660 What's the point of anything then at that point?

01:25:28.960 Demographics are destiny.

01:25:30.520 We've got to clear them out.

01:25:31.700 If that means millions must go, then millions must go.

01:25:34.740 Remigration is inevitable.

01:25:36.860 Aim high, vote low.

01:25:40.760 All right, Brendan Lucas again says,

01:25:42.220 Is Iran war secretly most Trumpian policy ever?

01:25:46.220 US monopolises LNG

01:25:51.240 natural gas

01:25:52.440 light natural gas

01:25:53.220 because there's no other safe source

01:25:54.920 ethane replaces naphtha

01:25:57.100 as primary global gas product

01:25:59.640 Europe and Asia increasingly

01:26:01.340 debtor and paying premium

01:26:02.920 it's an interesting point

01:26:05.780 when you look at

01:26:06.740 everything Trump's done

01:26:08.480 in Asia

01:26:09.780 and the Straits of Hormuz

01:26:10.940 and Venezuela

01:26:11.560 and all the fracking

01:26:12.680 in the United States

01:26:13.940 etc etc etc

01:26:14.740 you could look at it you could make the argument quite easily i would say

01:26:19.280 that he's cornering energy for the on behalf of the united states all around the world

01:26:27.240 and if you're a pro united states person that's only good isn't it i'm half american i'm much

01:26:36.840 more pro the united states than anti it much much more so yeah trump actually actually doing

01:26:44.620 What's in the interest

01:26:45.640 Globally, strategically

01:26:47.320 Of the United States

01:26:48.620 Couldn't say that about Biden, could you?

01:26:50.480 Couldn't say that about Obama, could you?

01:26:54.540 Trump for all his faults

01:26:55.780 And I will call him out on one or two

01:26:58.420 Here or there

01:26:58.900 The Epstein affair, for example

01:27:01.980 But for that

01:27:02.740 He's actually working in

01:27:05.260 The interest of the people

01:27:07.260 Of the United States

01:27:09.640 Doesn't it, it seems like

01:27:12.080 At the expense of the rest of the world

01:27:13.740 In various ways

01:27:15.800 But locking in their energy security

01:27:19.980 That's what the leader of a country should do

01:27:23.340 Isn't it?

01:27:23.760 Things like that

01:27:24.740 The Wandering Grey

01:27:30.900 Again says

01:27:31.680 Bo, where did you get that giant leather chair

01:27:33.860 From State of Politics?

01:27:34.860 State of Politics

01:27:35.280 That makes you look like a Bond villain

01:27:37.240 I want one

01:27:37.960 Someone at those seats

01:27:40.640 I can't think

01:27:41.140 I'm not sure if it was Carl himself

01:27:42.560 Probably wasn't

01:27:43.960 Might have been

01:27:44.420 Someone at Lotus Eaters

01:27:45.660 When we were putting together

01:27:46.560 That

01:27:46.880 Studio

01:27:48.020 Because it is a studio

01:27:49.900 It's not a real reading room

01:27:51.140 But

01:27:51.680 I sort of want to see people say that

01:27:53.300 Why are you pretending

01:27:56.020 It's a reading room

01:27:57.580 Or a library

01:27:58.140 In some country house

01:27:59.140 Yeah

01:27:59.840 No we're not really

01:28:00.940 It's a set

01:28:01.480 We've never pretended

01:28:02.280 It's not a set

01:28:03.080 In an office building

01:28:04.400 In Swindon

01:28:05.540 Yeah it's a contrived space

01:28:07.860 It's a set

01:28:08.280 When the concept of that

01:28:10.020 Was being talked about

01:28:11.060 I actually had input on that

01:28:12.560 The overall concept of what it might look like.

01:28:14.700 They're actually ordering the various bits to put in there.

01:28:17.340 Someone else just did it.

01:28:19.220 I can't tell you where they got it from, what website they got it from or anything.

01:28:23.500 Me and Carl was just like, yeah, what we would like is like those big leather armchair type thing.

01:28:28.040 And they're like, well, got it.

01:28:29.180 We showed them a picture or two, Google Images.

01:28:31.420 That's the sort of thing.

01:28:33.040 Go and do that, make that happen.

01:28:35.120 And then they did.

01:28:36.840 I don't know exactly where they got them from, sorry.

01:28:40.840 Couldn't tell you.

01:28:42.560 Okay, Brendan Lucas again says

01:28:44.200 Obviously Egyptians and Lombardians

01:28:48.860 Didn't subscribe to Lotus Eaters

01:28:50.880 Oh, like the Lombards

01:28:52.100 Northern Italy and the Dark Ages

01:28:54.100 Didn't subscribe to Lotus Eaters and watch Bose Epochs

01:28:57.240 On Ancient Egyptians or subscribe to History Bro for free

01:29:00.940 Yeah

01:29:02.380 They should have done

01:29:03.740 Would have been in their best interest too, wouldn't it?

01:29:06.000 They would have picked up a few tips

01:29:07.100 Would have learnt a thing or two about history

01:29:09.020 they lost out really okay carmichael cookie dough foot job

01:29:18.580 that's their name at carmichael underscore cookie dough underscore foot job says it is i

01:29:27.400 thaddeus bungo mctip pop i'm a yank headed to england this november where can i find the old

01:29:35.260 money posh birds would they even look at me probably not probably not um well west london

01:29:44.320 right you want to go west london that's the rich bit of london you find a lot of arabs there now

01:29:50.140 i don't mean that generic i mean actual arabs from arabia yeah west west london you go somewhere

01:29:55.940 west of westminster like i don't know chelsea pimlico kensington knightsbridge you're going

01:30:04.340 to find any old school posh birds they'll be there would they look at you well maybe if you're driving

01:30:10.420 a lambo and wearing a very nice suit and you're throwing cash around buying champagne without

01:30:16.140 even looking how much it costs in some of the big restaurants you're in the dorchester hotel just

01:30:21.760 buying champagne without looking at how much it costs you look like you're dripping with money

01:30:26.800 you got like a 60 grand watch on someone brings your ferrari around the front then they might

01:30:33.020 look at you if you're just an American wearing shorts and socks and sandals being brash and

01:30:41.580 loud and American yeah they won't look at you they're not interested in that well that's I'm

01:30:46.700 just being honest sorry all right Brendan Lucas said a wealth tax poll is true we are all Gibbs

01:30:56.020 trained oh sorry I see you sorry I'm sorry we're going to figure out what he's talking about

01:31:01.720 Well, the readers of the iPaper

01:31:06.620 Yeah, looks like it, doesn't it?

01:31:09.780 Gibbs trained, pathetic

01:31:10.900 Not you, your take isn't pathetic

01:31:13.140 That that is true to some extent

01:31:15.000 Pathetic, right?

01:31:16.240 Horrible, horrible

01:31:17.360 Alright, Rodney, that's their name

01:31:20.860 At Rod underscore knee

01:31:22.240 Says, the Western nations

01:31:24.460 Are all under unremitting attack

01:31:27.500 Full stop, yes

01:31:28.360 As a statement of fact, yeah

01:31:31.720 Told we're evil for being pale skin

01:31:34.900 Yeah

01:31:35.260 Yeah

01:31:36.820 Was it Robin DiAngelo

01:31:40.620 And many others

01:31:41.940 About how there's something fundamentally evil and wrong

01:31:44.980 About whiteness

01:31:47.660 About being white

01:31:48.660 Yeah

01:31:48.960 Told we must accept being replaced by people who hate us

01:31:52.660 I for one am tired of it

01:31:54.540 Yeah absolutely

01:31:55.060 I don't accept it

01:31:56.260 I'm not going to accept it

01:31:57.180 No

01:31:57.560 I'm going to say something

01:32:00.060 I'm going to try and do something about it

01:32:04.340 Legally

01:32:05.280 I'm going to try to advocate for a party

01:32:09.360 That wants to do something about it

01:32:10.900 To use, ultimately, use state power to reverse it

01:32:14.540 Yeah

01:32:17.940 Sick of it

01:32:19.700 Been sick of it for a long time

01:32:22.020 Not going to accept it

01:32:23.780 I won't have it

01:32:24.660 Just won't have it

01:32:26.000 Alright, Brendan Lucas again says

01:32:28.400 HMRC staff levels would be crazy more than return

01:32:33.080 You're saying something like

01:32:40.140 If we re-migrated a bunch of people

01:32:42.100 HMRC levels would be crazy

01:32:44.320 I think it'd be

01:32:47.380 I think it'd be a net positive for our exchequer

01:32:51.860 We deported a few million people

01:32:54.040 That are a net drain on this country

01:32:56.660 Is that what you're saying?

01:32:57.500 is that the sort of thing you're saying there i'm not entirely sure thanks for super chat anyway

01:33:01.160 still a fair few more let's get through them what have we got here

01:33:07.080 thomas tyne says gonna gonna say explicitly this week i'm an oregon state beaver fan

01:33:17.980 university of oregon ducks are the enemy to me boo ducks go beaves not bows oh okay

01:33:27.500 So there's Oregon State University

01:33:31.200 And just the University of Oregon

01:33:32.860 Two different things

01:33:33.980 My dad has owned more than one sweater

01:33:39.860 With like the ducks on it

01:33:41.260 So I'm go ducks

01:33:42.960 For no other reason

01:33:44.440 You're saying they're the enemy

01:33:50.020 Okay, you're an Oregon State partisan

01:33:53.340 Do they have like a derby every year

01:33:57.540 They play each other at least once every year

01:33:59.140 And it's like the big thing

01:33:59.980 Everyone in Oregon really cares about it

01:34:02.700 Like when Arsenal play Tottenham or whatever

01:34:05.900 Man City play Man United

01:34:08.040 Everton play Liverpool

01:34:09.540 The Beavers versus the Ducks

01:34:11.540 It's a big thing

01:34:12.460 Okay

01:34:15.020 Charlene Werner 237 says

01:34:20.200 bank holiday it usually rains and then a smiling crying face and a prayer hand

01:34:28.620 it's not bank holiday today is it or is it it was bank holiday today we don't recognize bank

01:34:35.520 holidays at low seaters other than christmas day and boxing day we treat it like any other day

01:34:40.940 you gotta feed the algo youtube doesn't care that it's a bank holiday in england

01:34:45.700 so we don't is it a bank holiday today harry

01:34:50.200 can you google that yep you're saying yes it is or yes you will google it

01:34:54.840 just googling it okay okay see i don't we don't honestly other than yeah christmas day and boxing

01:35:01.000 day that's it so i didn't even know i just knew it's a monday and i'm coming in and doing the

01:35:07.640 show actually i would explain it that yeah the the the outside was unusually quiet this morning

01:35:14.780 when on my way to work there's usually a few people walking along that early in the morning

01:35:18.540 and I didn't see any. Harry?

01:35:21.620 Apparently the next one

01:35:22.720 is on the 31st of August

01:35:24.540 so not today.

01:35:26.360 Okay, there you go.

01:35:28.720 Just a quiet Monday then

01:35:29.820 on the mean streets of South Swindon

01:35:32.360 at like

01:35:33.800 quarter to seven in the morning.

01:35:35.600 The next few are all from

01:35:40.180 the next three are all from Emily for Restore

01:35:42.780 so I'll read them all in one go if you don't mind.

01:35:44.600 I'll whip through them, it's now gone past nine.

01:35:46.260 Emily Forrestore says

01:35:49.100 He also ran a marathon on a broken leg

01:35:52.040 Who's that?

01:35:53.120 Who ran a marathon on a broken leg?

01:35:54.700 Who are you talking about?

01:35:57.380 And passed his PhD days after a brain tumour op

01:36:00.900 Who are you talking about?

01:36:01.900 This sounds like a remarkable person

01:36:03.540 It's not an Eamon Holmes joke, is it?

01:36:06.980 And then he said

01:36:07.460 I went to Oxford

01:36:09.840 Oh, I know you're talking about that black professor dude

01:36:12.320 Okay, I got it

01:36:14.040 And you say

01:36:15.080 I went to Oxford and Cambridge

01:36:16.680 Women out of

01:36:17.900 Women out of the academy please

01:36:20.300 A woman saying that

01:36:22.540 That's not my words

01:36:23.780 A woman saying that

01:36:24.860 Yeah that black Cambridge professor

01:36:28.400 Has he claimed to have run a marathon on a broken leg

01:36:30.940 Ugh

01:36:32.460 So he's addicted to lying

01:36:36.120 It's not just one thing here or there

01:36:38.060 He's just a liar in general

01:36:40.540 He passed his PhD after a brain tumour

01:36:43.540 up well actually i don't know the detail whether he really did or not so i don't know but

01:36:50.340 okay gw7157 says history matters yeah it does yeah it really does the idea that oh it's all

01:36:58.020 in the past it happened a long time ago what does it matter it really matters those that control

01:37:02.580 the past control the present and the future to be untethered from your past is

01:37:09.540 Is to be sort of defenestrated in some way

01:37:13.920 Is to be reduced in some way

01:37:17.780 Is to be weak

01:37:18.740 It's a far deeper issue

01:37:24.940 Than it first seems

01:37:26.860 A far more profound issue

01:37:28.800 To be divorced from your past

01:37:33.320 It's of extreme importance, yeah

01:37:39.540 Someone's changed their name here

01:37:43.060 They've called themselves

01:37:43.840 Real Eamon Holmes

01:37:44.920 And made their little picture

01:37:45.900 A picture of Eamon Holmes

01:37:46.760 And they've just put

01:37:49.240 Heard you've been chatting S

01:37:51.280 Heard you've been chatting

01:37:52.440 Do you think that is

01:37:56.120 The real Eamon Holmes

01:37:57.120 I suspect not

01:37:59.960 Imagine if it was though

01:38:00.840 Imagine if that really was

01:38:02.440 Really really was

01:38:03.440 The real Eamon Holmes

01:38:04.380 And that's how he decides

01:38:08.240 To express himself

01:38:09.020 Heard you've been talking smack bro

01:38:12.520 Come at me bro

01:38:14.100 What now, what are you going to do

01:38:15.700 Call somebody

01:38:17.160 Okay

01:38:19.500 Get well soon Aiman

01:38:21.100 Ryan F. Tobin

01:38:26.860 What is it

01:38:27.780 Ryan

01:38:28.760 Ryan D.F. Tobin

01:38:31.280 I never know how exactly you want that read out

01:38:33.100 So apologies for that

01:38:34.060 He said

01:38:34.880 Do not go gentle into that good night

01:38:38.740 rage rage rage against the dying of the light f the doomers 2029 we are coming yes yes f the

01:38:48.960 doomers those defeatists and doomers and even most of the accelerationists yeah we've got this

01:38:53.940 yeah yeah it's not over yet it's not even close to being over i didn't hear an old bell

01:39:00.240 Yes

01:39:04.620 We've been in stickier situations than this before

01:39:07.080 It's just a few million third worlders

01:39:09.780 We can deport them

01:39:11.740 We can deport them

01:39:13.380 We will

01:39:17.200 It's inevitable

01:39:17.960 Yeah that's in that film

01:39:20.420 Interstellar isn't it

01:39:22.740 But it's actually an older poem by

01:39:24.340 Oh who is it

01:39:26.040 Who's the original poem by

01:39:27.080 I've forgotten

01:39:30.240 dylan thomas it's not dylan thomas is it oh i've forgotten that's the sort of general

01:39:36.480 knowledge i like to think i would always have at my fingertips ah harry come and paste that

01:39:41.380 and uh put it into google for me if you don't mind do not go gentle into that good night

01:39:48.200 rage rage rage okay keifer brown 1337 says amon delenda est bow every morning nowadays yeah

01:39:56.800 At some point I might put an embargo

01:40:01.580 Against Eamon Holmes jokes

01:40:03.820 I mean you can do them

01:40:06.120 But I just won't read them out

01:40:07.200 At some point

01:40:08.240 Depends if people

01:40:09.400 I'm still finding it quite funny

01:40:10.960 At some point

01:40:12.200 It might not be

01:40:14.400 Depends

01:40:15.800 Depends if people still find it hilarious or not

01:40:17.540 Okay

01:40:18.000 Rodney says

01:40:19.400 Scary Russian wizard equals Rasputin

01:40:21.960 Alright

01:40:22.240 You think I look more like Rasputin than Lenin

01:40:26.800 maybe we'll do that as a poll tomorrow

01:40:29.880 does Bo look more like Rasputin or Lenin

01:40:32.340 someone photoshopped me

01:40:34.480 it was probably an AI generated image

01:40:36.200 with like long black hair

01:40:38.280 and a blacker beard

01:40:39.020 made me look like Rasputin a bit

01:40:41.060 quite a funny image

01:40:43.440 quite a funny image

01:40:44.800 oh what have we got here

01:40:45.660 this poem

01:40:46.180 it's Dylan Thomas

01:40:48.220 it is Dylan Thomas

01:40:49.600 yeah

01:40:56.720 Cool.

01:40:57.380 Thanks, Gary.

01:41:01.760 Tatum, 2733 says, are you quoting Bowdoin, RIP, with clear them out?

01:41:07.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:09.200 So we've got to clear them out.

01:41:10.440 We're going to clear them out.

01:41:13.340 Yeah, Jonathan Bowdoin.

01:41:14.480 Yes, I am.

01:41:15.080 Yeah.

01:41:17.340 James Lee Pevenhole says, old money posh birds drive a Jensen interceptor.

01:41:24.440 What's a Jensen interceptor?

01:41:26.180 Harry, cut and paste that

01:41:28.140 Work it in Google Images

01:41:29.460 What type of car I imagine

01:41:33.080 A Jensen Interceptor

01:41:35.660 Oh

01:41:37.960 Okay

01:41:41.060 I was going to say, it looks like an American muscle car

01:41:44.740 And it is, it's a V8 American muscle car

01:41:47.640 So you're saying

01:41:50.100 Oh no, it's a British built

01:41:53.340 Oh no, sorry, sorry, sorry

01:41:56.140 it is british built it's just styled on an american muscle car right old money posh birds

01:42:04.620 james lee pevenhole saying if you want an old money posh bird drive one of those

01:42:08.140 around knightsbridge might get lucky probably not a bad call actually

01:42:14.380 probably not a bad call um okay and the last two here carmichael cookie dough foot job again says

01:42:23.020 Again it says

01:42:24.780 It is I, Thaddeus Bungo McTip Pop

01:42:26.940 No, I don't dress like an American

01:42:28.500 But won't they notice me if I look rough

01:42:31.240 More tough guy than rich puss

01:42:34.160 Yeah, I mean

01:42:37.480 I can't speak for what old school

01:42:39.320 Posh birds really want, I'm afraid

01:42:41.440 I wouldn't have thought

01:42:43.520 They'd be interested in

01:42:44.740 A particularly rough looking, tough dude

01:42:47.680 Probably not

01:42:49.100 They might do

01:42:49.820 They're after money, aren't they?

01:42:52.380 the sloan rangers rich mildly aristocratic women are looking for an even richer even more

01:42:58.440 aristocratic man usually usually i might go for a bit of a rough for one day

01:43:03.760 yeah i'm probably not going to be interested in sort of marrying you or whatever

01:43:09.440 probably not what you're after if you're only here on holiday

01:43:12.520 maybe you could play into that angle being a rough tough yankee

01:43:18.220 You know, it's good luck to you one way or another

01:43:21.220 Alright

01:43:22.520 AC1D Helm says

01:43:25.900 Would love to listen to Epochs

01:43:28.280 But are worried they'll be rather lectury

01:43:31.160 I mean, they are monologues

01:43:33.920 So in that sense, they're a lecture

01:43:35.300 I hope you're not suggesting that I'm a lech

01:43:39.320 No, you're not, you're not

01:43:40.380 I'm joking, I'm not

01:43:41.340 You say, how do you present them?

01:43:43.820 Also, Eamon Holmes jokes will never die

01:43:45.600 Okay, you're liking the Eamon Holmes jokes

01:43:47.700 how do i present them well just watch one and you'll get the idea it's just it's just me well

01:43:52.740 actually a lot of them to begin with are in conversation with carl actually all the early

01:43:57.240 ones probably the first half of them nearly is me and carl sitting down having a conversation

01:44:02.960 about it and i have usually nearly always have loads and loads of quotes and we just talk about

01:44:07.780 it and then most of them about halfway through carl couldn't do it anyway didn't have the capacity

01:44:12.440 anymore and so they're just monologues if you're like me sitting here monologuing about news

01:44:16.760 it's exactly the same essentially but i'm talking about history if you like the on this day in

01:44:20.960 history bit i do it's just like an extended version of that instead of three minutes of

01:44:25.740 me talking about something it's an hour and a half with quotes often usually nearly always

01:44:31.240 if you like to listen to me monologue about things i'm sure you'll like it

01:44:38.400 it's backed up with quotes as i say quite a lot

01:44:42.560 okay and the last one we've got here for today gw7157 says uh history is very violent yeah it

01:44:52.860 is that's that's true that is true it is blood stained okay that's the show it's now 45 minutes

01:45:02.620 past nine in the am supposed to be a one-hour show don't say i'm not generous that i'm not

01:45:06.820 River to my people. Extra 45 minutes for free. It's now 45 minutes past nine in the AM British

01:45:13.480 Summertime on Monday the 3rd of August in the year of our law, 2026. Thank you for joining me.

01:45:18.540 My glorious band, the chosen few, my band of brothers and sisters. You're basically the best

01:45:22.440 people on earth. Basically the best people alive. Impeccable taste. Impeccable taste if absolutely

01:45:27.840 nothing else. That's beyond doubt. Try and make the best of the day ahead if you can.

01:45:35.020 Your time's the most important thing you will ever have.

01:45:37.600 By orders of magnitude.

01:45:39.260 The only thing you have of real value.

01:45:42.900 Much more than gold or silver or gems or cars or houses.

01:45:45.800 You can't take any of that with you.

01:45:47.880 The time on this earth is finite.

01:45:49.280 You've got a finite number of days.

01:45:52.160 Try and make them count for you.

01:45:53.600 For your own sake.

01:45:55.360 If you're at liberty today to use the time how you see fit.

01:45:58.580 Try and do something valuable with it if you can.

01:46:00.640 Alright, I don't want to be too preachy about it.

01:46:01.960 It's up to you what you do.

01:46:02.620 Until tomorrow morning then

01:46:04.940 Okay

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 03, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 3rd August 2026

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