The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 24th September 2026

00:00:00.000 Good morning. You alright? I hope you are. Genuinely and sincerely hope you are. You're my glorious

00:00:13.720 band. Chosen few. My band of brothers and sisters. Thank you for joining me. Without

00:00:21.520 you guys it's not a thing. It is now just gone 8 in the a.m. British summertime on Thursday.

00:00:26.500 it's already thursday the 24th september in the year of our law 2026 the month is ticking away

00:00:34.020 quickly isn't it well the whole year doesn't seem long ago does it the first bow show right

00:00:37.780 the beginning of january okay as always nearly always i'm joined by my producer little harry

00:00:42.980 how are you this morning good sir morning i'm all good slightly disconcerting disembodied voice of

00:00:50.660 of the all-powerful producer there.

00:00:53.060 It's coming out of the ether.

00:00:55.480 Is it just a soundboard?

00:00:57.880 There's no real little Harry.

00:01:00.960 Now, there's you are real, aren't you?

00:01:04.480 Morning.

00:01:08.240 All right.

00:01:09.760 Okay.

00:01:11.640 Yeah, it's a blue day today.

00:01:12.860 I'm blue.

00:01:15.040 Just fancy it.

00:01:18.660 All right.

00:01:19.120 Well, that's enough faffing about, isn't it?

00:01:20.660 It's more than enough fannying about for one morning

00:01:22.940 Let's get into it

00:01:24.060 This show is about what is in the news cycle on any given day

00:01:27.420 What is the legacy corporate lamestream media banging on about

00:01:30.160 Because even if it's sloppy and you don't like it

00:01:32.420 It's infuriating

00:01:33.580 It is important

00:01:34.640 Because millions and millions of normies

00:01:36.420 The vast majority of people

00:01:37.680 Still get all their news from this stuff

00:01:40.060 It still moves public opinion

00:01:43.100 Still moves governments even

00:01:45.600 So it's better to know than not know isn't it

00:01:49.560 I think

00:01:50.560 most philosophers have come to that decision it's best to know even if it's not nice

00:01:55.500 all right well let's see what we've got let's start with fleet street we always start with

00:02:00.260 fleet street don't we what's in the front front pages of the papers today what's that cabal quite

00:02:04.180 frankly evil cabal of fleet street editors banging on about what we got right raf jet

00:02:10.480 crash escape why write like that but okay raf jet crash escape and tourists to cut benefits

00:02:18.720 they say i mean they're in opposition so they can say anything but all right starts with the mirror

00:02:24.800 real labor

00:02:28.200 propaganda organ the mirror all right look there you go look raf jet crash escape

00:02:36.000 it was over angle see look it's gonna crash into some houses it didn't

00:02:40.560 it didn't it crashed near some houses but no one was killed the pilots or on the ground

00:02:47.420 there's a big fireball though look so it's a t2 a hulk t2

00:02:54.260 a training jet effectively um yeah and they're over angle see something went wrong

00:03:02.740 and the two pilots well pilot and co-pilot had to uh eject and they ejected safely the plane comes

00:03:11.280 down blows up in a big fireball and that's it miracle no one was killed pilots forced to

00:03:17.040 eject before downing plane narrowly misses buildings so not a nothing burger but

00:03:21.680 it kind of it happens in fact i've had more than one long-form conversation with an actual fast

00:03:31.000 jet pilot tim davies retired squadron leader tim davies raf a real fast jet pilot one of a couple

00:03:39.140 of one on epochs about the the history of military and civil aviation another one just talking about

00:03:46.640 more general things about airplanes and stuff also on my own channel history bro another conversation

00:03:52.160 with with tim thanks for your time tim really appreciate it we've done a couple other things

00:03:56.360 talked about d-day one time he was on the main podcast one time we did a whole special d-day

00:04:01.100 one on the 6th of june one year with tim davies he flew t2s t1s and t2s the t1 is what the red

00:04:09.740 arrows use it's a t1 hulk but like the newer version is the t2 small jet small fast jet really

00:04:19.120 quite a small compact i think tim davis described it as something like the aerial atom of fast jets

00:04:25.580 or what do you call it the cater room of fast jets something like that he said

00:04:29.000 it's basically a treasure i mean you can they can be used in combat but you know so yeah something

00:04:35.940 went wrong. And yeah, that happened. Okay. That's mentioned on a few of the front pages.

00:04:46.200 Well, so we've got the times, the venerable times. For some reason, Wayne Rooney's marriage

00:04:51.960 is in the news today. And Colleen, Colleen Rooney and Wayne Rooney, he's Jewish. Wayne

00:05:00.720 Rooney's Jewish. I'm not joking. We'll get to it later. I'm not making that up. I'm 1.00

00:05:06.160 not just mindless anti-Semitism from a far-right fantasist. Wayne Rooney has discovered that

00:05:12.780 he's Jewish. So on the front pages, we'll get to it. All right. Also, Colleen thinks 0.86

00:05:17.400 about leaving him all the time. Why these people air their dirty laundry in public, 1.00

00:05:23.960 I don't know. Ridiculous. Works for attention, isn't it? They've got nothing else going on. 1.00

00:05:30.040 I've got nothing of actual value to say

00:05:32.000 More like Colleen Rooney 0.68

00:05:35.020 Okay, blood toxins at record levels

00:05:39.800 In residents near a chemical plant

00:05:41.520 Yes, I've been in the New Circle a bit today

00:05:44.020 There's this one chemical plant somewhere

00:05:46.400 I can't remember where it is

00:05:47.560 Oh, in Lancashire

00:05:48.360 And they're just saying the residents near that power plant

00:05:51.880 Have got, not power plants, sorry, chemicals plant

00:05:54.280 Have got what they're calling forever toxins

00:05:57.660 Or forever chemicals

00:05:59.440 in their blood good should look into that we've got quite high standards in Europe and in Britain

00:06:07.460 but try to sort that out if you can okay Tories to cut benefits for long-term unemployed this is

00:06:16.080 probably one of the biggest stories is most of the front pages plan a wood bar claimants from

00:06:22.000 Cigarettes and alcohol

00:06:23.380 Alcohol and bets

00:06:24.680 It's cigarettes, booze and gambling

00:06:27.420 All it is is

00:06:29.360 Olu Kemu, Olufantu Badnock 0.64

00:06:31.400 The Nigerian anchor baby 0.99

00:06:32.520 Bizarrely finds herself LARPing as the leader of the opposition 1.00

00:06:35.140 Should really be involved in politics

00:06:36.860 In the country of her ancestors

00:06:39.140 Shouldn't she really? 1.00

00:06:40.900 Nigeria

00:06:41.300 By rights 0.99

00:06:44.040 She's saying

00:06:47.060 That if you're unemployed for more than six months

00:06:49.960 then your benefits will they'll give you some sort of card electronic debit card credit card type

00:06:57.400 card thing your benefits will be on that and you won't be able to use it in gambling spots

00:07:02.820 and on booze and cigarettes i mean it is frustrating isn't it have you ever seen this

00:07:11.820 have you ever seen this you see people that are obviously straight off the boat the small boat

00:07:18.660 or they look like they are they're not speaking english and they're foreign 0.98

00:07:24.840 and they don't seem to have a job because they're just walking around your town center

00:07:30.640 in the middle of the day they appear to have a job

00:07:33.500 so the the invaders they're invaders without a job but they have got enough money to go to the

00:07:44.400 gambling shop so we've got loads of gambling shops haven't we now but loads and loads of

00:07:49.240 fake barbers fake sweet shops fake vape shops fake chicken shops and loads and loads of

00:07:55.260 gambling shops haven't we loads you see these people there they're spending their day in the

00:08:03.200 gambling shop with what money with the money that we've just given them yeah you would have seen

00:08:09.400 that you will know exactly what i'm talking about okay it seems like you should think it was it

00:08:17.200 yesterday or the day before there was a story that one particular small boat one dinghy somehow

00:08:22.500 evaded all the rnli border force coast guard and police and just got across the channel and beached

00:08:28.960 in folkestone in kent and then all the my all the invaders on it just scuttled inland and

00:08:34.660 disappeared apparently another one's done that and shabana mahmood the pakistani woman who

00:08:41.300 bizarrely finds herself larping as the home secretary said that's unacceptable

00:08:50.100 the whole thing's unacceptable

00:08:53.700 there's another one he's happy look this invader they called him a migrant he's not a migrant 0.80

00:08:59.300 it's not a refugee this is an invader but look he's happy v for victory he's got here well done

00:09:07.380 mate looks like debarge doesn't he anyone old enough to remember debarge rhythm of the night 0.97

00:09:17.140 get down to the rhythm of the night dance to the morning light forget about the worries in your

00:09:22.260 mind you can leave them all behind he'll be all right he'll be fine once the music starts will he

00:09:29.300 all right what else have we got the mail you're a globalist slot you're a globalist slot

00:09:37.120 trying to pretend it's on your side throwing out a bit of red meat from time to time 0.99

00:09:45.440 it's actually globalist and we'll try and destroy you character assassinate you get you fired if 0.99

00:09:49.820 you talk about re-migration even talk about cap on migration they'd have a problem with you

00:09:54.460 should be more safe and legal routes if anything yet sometimes they'll pretend they care about the

00:09:58.680 invasion never talk about legal migration no let's talk about the small boats oh yeah that's

00:10:03.900 safe not legal migration though the real problem the real problem is legal migration

00:10:11.160 okay chemi's ruthless crackdown on benefit street

00:10:16.700 a metaphorical street isn't it those who've not worked long enough will see handouts cut 30

00:10:24.700 percent they'll be barred from spending rest on booze cigarettes and betting okay we've done it

00:10:33.960 haven't we colleen sometimes i think we'd be better separated well bugger off then there's

00:10:39.060 nothing worse than being in a relationship with someone who doesn't really want to be in it

00:10:43.900 like ever even if you're married or whatever you've got kids

00:10:46.760 Horrible

00:10:49.400 Horrible 0.99

00:10:50.920 Well bugger off then love 1.00

00:10:54.900 No they do 0.99

00:10:58.140 It's up to them what they do

00:10:59.060 Probably don't like air it in public though

00:11:02.800 Gross

00:11:04.300 Wayne Rooney 0.97

00:11:06.460 He's got fat 0.61

00:11:07.200 Look at that pyre face 0.91

00:11:08.440 Pyre head

00:11:10.440 Wayne meat head

00:11:13.580 Alright

00:11:15.540 The Daily Telegraph, the Torygraph 1.00

00:11:19.160 German-owned Zionist slop 1.00

00:11:23.320 that hate us 0.98

00:11:24.360 Jews are allowed to have demographic security

00:11:31.060 in their one and only ancestral homeland 1.00

00:11:33.060 but Britons aren't

00:11:34.360 That's the Telegraph's line

00:11:36.180 That's what Alistair Heath thinks

00:11:37.560 Okay, there's the barge again

00:11:40.040 FIFA victory, he's happy

00:11:41.080 He's made it to the promised land

00:11:42.920 tourist spending benefits on alcohol

00:11:46.640 alright we've done it

00:11:47.340 take us back into the EU

00:11:50.060 Blair urges Burnham

00:11:51.260 could Blair be more evil really

00:11:54.820 could he be more evil

00:11:57.300 he's saying over the next 10 years

00:12:02.500 will Labour be in power for 10 years

00:12:04.460 within 10 years

00:12:08.360 Britain should

00:12:09.240 Burnham or whoever's the Labour Party

00:12:12.400 I suppose, should take Britain back into the EU. God, I despise Blair. God, I despise him.

00:12:23.480 Anyone who even tongue-in-cheek says he's good is wrong-headed. He's good in the way that Lenin

00:12:31.800 was good. He was good at his job of being a disgusting freak subversive. Okay, good in that 0.98

00:12:39.140 sense in every in every other way evil the prince of darkness ah can't you just be quiet blair

00:12:49.180 is haven't even haven't you done enough you gotta keep chiming in every now and again on id cards

00:12:53.880 or rejoining the eu or the ai isn't a problem can't you just oh tony blair all right elgin

00:13:03.200 marbles loan negotiations collapse and wop wop got a tiny violin somewhere oh no oh no what a

00:13:09.840 terrible shame story is is that the british museum well first of all to say there is a law

00:13:16.400 in this country saying that the british museum and other museums can't just unilaterally give

00:13:21.600 away artifacts there'd have to be some sort of negotiation and some sort of process to it so

00:13:28.820 otherwise you might get someone really really woke in charge of a museum and then they just

00:13:32.300 give everything away okay so there's that but we've been in negotiations with

00:13:40.700 Greece the Greek state since 2021 for a sort of a formal long-term loan of the

00:13:47.480 Elgin marbles they'll still be owned by the British Museum and eventually be

00:13:51.020 returned to the British Museum but we'd loan them to the Greeks for ages I know

00:13:56.180 like a few years or something I mean that's relatively common big museums

00:13:59.780 around the world big art galleries loan each other stuff all the time okay but we've got the

00:14:03.700 bay of tapestry on loan at the moment for a few months right you know sometimes they'll i was

00:14:08.960 going to say the mona lisa they don't really do the mona lisa that's actually the exception to

00:14:12.240 the rule but lots of things get loaned out all over the place okay we're going to loan the greeks

00:14:17.280 the elgin marbles i suspect they would never give them back if they ever found themselves in greece

00:14:22.340 the elgin marbles i suspect the greek government would just put up with any sort of diplomatic

00:14:26.980 furore and just not return just saying we're not going to return now okay but apparently all those

00:14:31.860 negotiations have just stopped now just collapsed the greek said nothing's happening the whole

00:14:37.300 process has stalled so we're just walking away from the table oh go on then yeah good all right

00:14:45.220 do you know the story of lord elgin and the elgin marbles have you bought the liar that we stole

00:14:50.500 them that britain stole the elgin marbles off of greece evil colonialists we stole them that's

00:14:57.780 not true that's not how that works at all we were saving them we saved them look into the story of

00:15:04.260 lord elgin thanks for doing that how greece had been invaded successfully by the turks the ottoman

00:15:16.100 turk yeah the turks didn't care at all really about greek history and heritage we did you're

00:15:26.500 welcome you're welcome they didn't care they didn't care if the elgin marbles existed or not

00:15:32.100 they couldn't give a fig it's not islamic culture so oh there's all greek heritage is falling into 0.83

00:15:38.140 wreck and ruin so that's how the ottomans felt about it literally like that as well 0.82

00:15:48.220 lord elgin's like well the turks had used the parthenon as an ammo dump

00:15:58.540 well done for looking over looking after your own history and heritage

00:16:01.740 Greece.

00:16:02.660 Oh, going to get in trouble with Stelios.

00:16:06.540 Well done.

00:16:07.360 Well done.

00:16:08.160 I'm using it as an ammo dump. 1.00

00:16:10.760 At one point, the Italians... 1.00

00:16:13.000 I can't remember if it was Genoese.

00:16:14.460 Was it Genoese or Venetian?

00:16:17.000 I think maybe Genoese.

00:16:18.520 The Genoese, as mercenaries, were bombarding it.

00:16:21.180 Blew it up.

00:16:23.100 Did massive damage to the Parthenon.

00:16:26.400 The thing was falling to rack and ruin,

00:16:28.360 and the Elgin marbles were just...

00:16:31.740 in real real danger parts of it destroyed and blown up lord elgin's like at one point goes

00:16:37.520 to the to the turkish governor he says would you mind if i take some um was it like a

00:16:47.260 rubbings of the marbles to try and preserve them because they may well not be here in a few years

00:16:52.460 could be blown up who knows what and the turkish the pasha or whatever it was the turkish governor

00:16:58.260 Of Athens

00:16:59.460 Is like

00:16:59.820 Yeah do what you want

00:17:00.360 I don't care

00:17:00.820 So he did

00:17:02.040 And then he was like

00:17:02.740 Well there's one bit

00:17:03.380 Just on the ground there

00:17:04.420 Can I take it away

00:17:05.660 Take it back to England

00:17:06.320 Preserve it

00:17:06.980 It's just gonna

00:17:07.720 No one's looking after this

00:17:10.700 At all in any way

00:17:11.640 At least

00:17:13.020 If it's in

00:17:13.860 In Britain

00:17:14.560 Or on my estate 0.50

00:17:15.680 It will be

00:17:18.140 Safe there

00:17:18.960 Won't it

00:17:19.480 And they're like

00:17:21.380 Yeah do what you want 1.00

00:17:21.920 The Turks didn't care 1.00

00:17:23.360 Did not care 1.00

00:17:24.260 And it just built from there

00:17:26.460 It's like

00:17:26.880 What if we take

00:17:27.520 Can we take more and more and more 1.00

00:17:29.040 And the Turks are like 1.00

00:17:29.660 Yeah give us a bit of money 1.00

00:17:30.580 Otherwise do what you want

00:17:31.440 We're saving them

00:17:33.720 Saving them

00:17:35.700 You're welcome 1.00

00:17:36.400 You're welcome

00:17:37.680 And the narrative 0.61

00:17:39.800 That Britain just stole them

00:17:41.840 That Lord Elgin stole them 0.99

00:17:45.080 Because he's just a thief 0.99

00:17:46.220 He's just an evil thief 0.99

00:17:48.140 That whole narrative 0.99

00:17:49.780 Has only grown up in the last

00:17:51.020 Couple of generations

00:17:52.120 No one used to think that

00:17:53.580 It's all a woke nonsense thing

00:17:55.880 It's all a post-colonial thing. 1.00

00:18:03.880 They just make crap up. They just make it up. 0.99

00:18:05.880 Like in the British Museum, there's a big Muay statue. 0.99

00:18:08.880 You know those things from Easter Island?

00:18:10.880 Those big sort of ancestral statues, the Muay.

00:18:15.880 They say, we stole that. We stole that from Easter Island.

00:18:18.880 No, it was given to us as a gift. They gave it to us.

00:18:23.880 They don't care about the truth.

00:18:25.880 They say, we stole it.

00:18:27.220 We should give it back.

00:18:30.780 It was given...

00:18:31.500 It was given...

00:18:32.900 All right.

00:18:34.480 I'll have to do long-form content about the Elgin Marbles at some point.

00:18:37.060 I'll get steady on some.

00:18:37.880 We'll talk about it, see how he feels about it.

00:18:39.340 I think he does want them back.

00:18:41.480 And to be perfectly honest, I've said this before as well.

00:18:44.680 One last thing on the Elgin Marbles.

00:18:47.060 Just because this sort of thing's in my wheelhouse.

00:18:49.100 One last thing I will say, and I have said before on camera, on record.

00:18:53.200 In all seriousness.

00:18:55.880 in all honesty

00:18:57.540 there is a decent argument to give them back

00:19:01.180 because it's no longer the case is it

00:19:03.180 that Greece are going to just leave them to sort of

00:19:06.460 just molder on the ground or whatever

00:19:08.920 it's no longer the case is it

00:19:10.960 if for example there were some great

00:19:14.080 some great

00:19:15.460 works of art

00:19:17.580 that were British

00:19:19.560 there was some incredible ancient

00:19:23.060 rock art or something

00:19:25.880 And it was in a museum in France or Greece.

00:19:31.540 I would probably rather they were returned here.

00:19:35.760 Yeah.

00:19:37.380 When it comes to the Elgin Marbles, I'm not like some sort of insane zealot.

00:19:41.780 No, we should never give them back under any circumstances.

00:19:44.040 They're just us now.

00:19:45.080 They're just ours now.

00:19:47.120 No, there is actually a reasonable argument to give them back.

00:19:50.220 I mean, two minds about it.

00:19:51.080 Have been for years and years.

00:19:54.520 All right.

00:19:55.420 All right.

00:19:55.880 Let's move on

00:19:57.120 Spencer

00:19:59.920 I could write hit piece on royals

00:20:02.460 Yet the Earl Spencer says

00:20:05.500 This ongoing Ferrari

00:20:07.140 He's trying to sell books remember

00:20:08.280 He's trying to sell books

00:20:09.940 He's trying to show you his book

00:20:11.240 He says I could have gone a lot further

00:20:14.160 I could do

00:20:15.440 Talk about this one phone call

00:20:17.460 I had with sausage fingers one time

00:20:18.980 In 1997

00:20:19.640 I could do a whole book 0.98

00:20:21.160 Talking about all sorts of crap 0.99

00:20:23.480 The royal family has pulled over the years 0.98

00:20:25.460 who's threatening that do it then mate do it okay me lie demands talks on falkland's hand over does

00:20:35.740 he does he

00:20:36.840 shame we were the first to colonize that island shame with the first there by hundreds of years

00:20:44.200 shame the uh every time there's a plebiscite or a vote it's overwhelmingly like 99 wants to stay

00:20:50.740 part of breton shame our military and navy and air force as weak as it is is still way stronger than

00:20:56.660 argentina's shame we've been on that island centuries before argentina existed 0.61

00:21:03.060 me like shut up me like get a haircut 0.62

00:21:09.380 all right the guardian ooh ooh the guardian 0.98

00:21:13.220 Smells like feet

00:21:16.740 Smells like an old, really old

00:21:20.360 PE changing room

00:21:21.780 Gross

00:21:24.240 The Guardian, absolutely disgusting 0.99

00:21:26.200 Pure leftist subversion 0.97

00:21:30.160 Pure leftist subversion

00:21:33.960 Right, The Guardian

00:21:34.740 The old Spencer said something else

00:21:36.140 Alright, I don't care now

00:21:36.960 PM unveils new vocational GCSEs

00:21:40.240 In biggest exam shake-up in decade

00:21:41.940 the story is talking about that from 2029 onwards will burnham even still labour still be in

00:21:46.580 government at that point from 2029 onwards there'll be all sorts of different and new types of GCSEs

00:21:51.360 that the kiddywinks can do things like what is it construction you'll be able to do a GCSE in

00:21:56.520 construction i don't know why i'm being all sarcastic about it it's probably a good idea

00:22:01.180 you can get a GCSE in construction creative media production

00:22:06.420 what like using photoshop or something oh little harry what's the thing we use to edit videos

00:22:15.140 premium pro premiere pro you can get a gcse in premiere pro plus or whatever

00:22:20.140 how about that um child development a bit weird isn't it for 15 year olds 14 15 16 year olds

00:22:29.300 doing a gcse in child development you're still going through your childhood development when

00:22:34.840 you're 15 essentially i know it means something else is younger than that but still seems a bit

00:22:40.800 odd to me it's like doing a gcse in how to sit gcses whatever okay iran hits out at bully us

00:22:51.540 but says it wants talks don't care the iranians not that the americans are massively trustworthy 0.94

00:22:59.020 and always do everything by the book and aren't bullies but the iranians are bullies they want 0.89

00:23:03.820 talks? Well, just so they can play for time. Just so they can play for time. Why would

00:23:11.560 anyone in their right mind really want to go into talks now anymore with Iran? Unless

00:23:18.300 you also wanted to stall for time. Okay, Burnham may lift alcohol ban in football stands.

00:23:24.580 Hasn't he got more important things to be worrying about and doing?

00:23:26.940 I always find that odd

00:23:33.420 When a government

00:23:34.320 Spends any real time and energy

00:23:36.680 On a tiny, tiny, tiny tweak

00:23:38.860 The story is

00:23:41.160 That for quite a few years now

00:23:43.400 When you go to a football stadium

00:23:46.040 You can't buy a beer

00:23:47.920 It used to be the case

00:23:49.580 It used to be the case

00:23:50.600 When I was younger or a teenager

00:23:53.500 Everyone at half time

00:23:55.540 would all stream out of the stands

00:23:57.260 trying to buy a beer.

00:23:59.060 We've only got 15 minutes at halftime.

00:24:01.040 Loads of people standing in the stands

00:24:02.520 or in the terraces as it used to be

00:24:04.120 with beer.

00:24:06.900 Well, that hasn't been the case

00:24:07.640 for a long time now

00:24:08.280 because I say, you know,

00:24:09.660 it's like hooliganism

00:24:10.560 and it encourages bad behaviour

00:24:12.540 and all that sort of stuff.

00:24:13.580 Well, Burnham wants to reverse that.

00:24:15.260 Okay.

00:24:16.120 Because he's a football fan, yeah?

00:24:17.980 He's a northerner.

00:24:18.660 He's a man of the people, isn't he?

00:24:20.500 He understands normal people,

00:24:22.060 working class people.

00:24:22.800 He gets it.

00:24:23.640 He's listening.

00:24:25.540 okay okay in my opinion reasonable fair enough it's not like we've got insane amounts of football

00:24:33.560 hooliganism anymore it's not like the 1970s or the 80s trouble on the terraces it's quite a family

00:24:40.000 thing quite a middle class thing the amount it costs to buy a ticket for a premiership game 0.98

00:24:43.840 anyway yeah you're not going to get loads and loads of working class louts forming a mob

00:24:50.280 Anymore 0.99

00:24:52.440 Because they're all 0.51

00:24:52.960 Beered up 1.00

00:24:53.560 That's something

00:24:55.140 Of yesteryear

00:24:55.860 Largely

00:24:56.480 Okay

00:24:57.500 Burnham wants

00:24:58.180 It to be possible

00:24:59.220 That you can buy a beer

00:25:00.100 In a football stadium now

00:25:01.100 Okay fine good

00:25:01.760 You're spending

00:25:03.660 Have you got more important

00:25:05.600 If you spent one moment

00:25:07.540 On that

00:25:08.040 You're mismanaging

00:25:09.080 Your time aren't you

00:25:09.960 Andy

00:25:10.320 You've obviously spent

00:25:13.440 Time and energy

00:25:14.080 Brief

00:25:14.460 Thinking about that

00:25:15.700 And briefing it

00:25:17.520 And all sorts of stuff

00:25:18.780 Haven't you got more important things to do

00:25:21.900 Like the economy 0.99

00:25:22.920 And the impending sectarian nightmare 0.96

00:25:25.900 Where 1.00

00:25:29.260 We've been flooded by 1.00

00:25:31.020 Foreign organised criminals 1.00

00:25:33.380 Rapists and murderers 1.00

00:25:34.420 Yeah 1.00

00:25:36.120 There'll be a sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:25:38.700 Along a racial, religious, ethnic and tribal lines 1.00

00:25:41.620 Not worried about that 0.98

00:25:42.920 You're not organising for that

00:25:45.260 Thinking about that

00:25:46.100 No, no, no

00:25:46.700 It's about whether you can buy a

00:25:48.420 Plastic cup of beer at a football game.

00:25:50.700 There you go, that's the measure of the man though, isn't it?

00:25:52.440 That's the measure of the man.

00:25:53.400 Look, I said this, the son.

00:25:56.480 Wayne Meathead.

00:25:59.460 Rooney, Roo, Roo.

00:26:01.080 I've just discovered my Jewish roots. 1.00

00:26:04.300 Couldn't make it up, could you?

00:26:06.380 Polish heritage of Wayne's nan.

00:26:10.980 That's news. 1.00

00:26:12.920 Top of the slops.

00:26:14.580 The banner on the son.

00:26:15.900 I think The Sun is the biggest selling

00:26:18.100 Tabloid in the country

00:26:20.080 I think it is

00:26:20.920 If it's not it always used to be for a long long time

00:26:23.560 And it would still be up there

00:26:24.760 But I think it is

00:26:27.960 Top banner

00:26:30.280 The banner

00:26:30.880 Wayne Rooney's Jewish or part Jewish 0.99

00:26:33.480 Who knew 0.96

00:26:35.400 Okay

00:26:36.680 They also go with the football thing

00:26:38.860 The beer at the football thing

00:26:40.120 Fans will sup pints in stands

00:26:42.500 Going down, going down, going down

00:26:45.360 rather nicely

00:26:46.440 all that is is if you're playing a team

00:26:49.680 and they look like they're going to get relegated

00:26:51.960 go down a division

00:26:53.200 get relegated a division to go down

00:26:55.540 you might chant that at them

00:26:57.600 you're going down

00:26:58.680 down down down down down down

00:27:01.480 going down rather nicely 0.62

00:27:04.020 like a tipple

00:27:04.740 that's the front page

00:27:08.820 some senior editor

00:27:11.720 at the Sun signed off on that

00:27:14.020 as the front page

00:27:14.920 let's photoshop in a big a really big beer yeah we'll put andy burnham's face no sternum burnham

00:27:22.540 will put his face on it labor to axe ban on boozing at footy yeah that's the correct wording

00:27:28.600 that's the wording i want labor to axe ban on boozing at footy yes our readership are that 0.88

00:27:35.000 retarded they'll like that do a big picture of a pint of beer and then we'll go we'll put 0.87

00:27:42.720 going down going down going down dot dot rather nicely exclamation mark brilliant perfect print 0.99

00:27:49.700 that what a sloppy joe flung in your face let's move on let's move on the eye paper

00:28:01.020 eu brexit chief so remember this is coming from the european side

00:28:06.260 UK can get a Canada style membership deal with us

00:28:10.380 Oh can we?

00:28:11.560 You're going to be gracious enough 1.00

00:28:12.800 To let us be a Canada style bitch 1.00

00:28:15.160 Okay 1.00

00:28:16.220 I mean if it was up to me

00:28:19.360 That's a hard pass

00:28:20.320 Thanks, no thanks

00:28:23.660 Go poke it

00:28:25.000 PM urged to drop Labour's

00:28:28.100 Quote obsolete Brexit red lines

00:28:30.440 By key EU figure

00:28:32.520 Yeah of course they say that

00:28:33.360 Yeah of course

00:28:36.260 who argues it would allow deeper agreement similar to a deal offered to Canada.

00:28:45.160 EU hopeful that Burnham will, quote, move beyond, quote, Labour's manifesto restrictions.

00:28:49.620 Of course, they're hoping that, yeah.

00:28:51.720 Former Prime Minister Tony Blair calls for Britain to commit to rejoin EU within a decade.

00:28:56.680 You need to be quiet, Tony Blair. You've done enough.

00:28:59.720 You've done more than enough.

00:29:01.180 How Tony Blair can sleep at night

00:29:05.880 And I'm not even talking about the Iraq war

00:29:07.780 How he can sleep at night, I don't know 0.51

00:29:10.680 Well he's evil

00:29:11.380 Well he's evil, truly

00:29:13.540 You know, come on

00:29:17.480 The Financial Times, the FT

00:29:21.240 Dangerous path 0.99

00:29:23.640 Syrians seeking justice for Assad crimes 1.00

00:29:26.460 Threat and return to violence 1.00

00:29:28.120 Of course they do

00:29:29.640 Because that whole part of the world is a hot mess, a real hot mess 1.00

00:29:33.680 There's always been a crossroads of different ethnicities, religions, all sorts of things 1.00

00:29:40.600 A bit of the world that we now call Syria

00:29:44.340 It's been known by many other names throughout the centuries, nay the millennia

00:29:48.160 It's largely been a place of conflict the whole time

00:29:53.460 Now they're threatening more violence

00:29:59.840 Yeah

00:30:00.040 If you thought

00:30:00.920 Oh the whole thing in Syria

00:30:01.960 Is over with really

00:30:03.000 Assad's gone

00:30:04.220 The evil Assad is gone

00:30:06.120 And the new regime 0.79

00:30:07.380 They've got in place

00:30:08.080 Is just all good now

00:30:09.000 And it's just a normal stable place

00:30:10.460 A normal stable government

00:30:11.420 Just move on

00:30:13.520 Move forward

00:30:14.100 No

00:30:16.200 Not at all

00:30:18.420 Not remotely

00:30:19.360 It's a terrible

00:30:21.700 Terrible mess

00:30:22.600 Perhaps that part of the world is doomed to nearly always

00:30:26.920 Be

00:30:28.120 Riven with tensions, should we say

00:30:32.900 Okay, Healy, now Chancellor of the Exchequer

00:30:37.280 Weighs smaller fiscal headroom to reduce tax rises

00:30:40.860 They haven't got any money, we've run out of money, haven't we?

00:30:44.540 We can't tax a great deal more

00:30:46.400 We can't quote-unquote borrow a great deal more

00:30:49.420 By issuing guilt-edged bonds

00:30:51.680 i wouldn't even call that borrowing really i think it's odd that they call that boring

00:30:56.820 we can't do well they can i was going to say they can't do much more quantitative easing

00:31:00.640 printing more money i mean they can unless you want runaway inflation or even hyperinflation

00:31:06.400 they can't do that although they'd risk that they don't i don't care really

00:31:09.540 and so the little bit of headroom they've given themselves what is it 20 billion dollars

00:31:15.280 a pound just going to reduce that it's just every last tiny thing you can do

00:31:20.480 Have you ever run out of money?

00:31:21.760 Have you ever been broke, truly broke?

00:31:23.920 I have a couple of times when I was younger.

00:31:28.320 When you were a student or whatever, you're truly broke.

00:31:31.060 Properly, properly, no money.

00:31:32.480 You've got no money.

00:31:36.380 There's nothing in the bank account or you've maxed out your overdraft.

00:31:39.200 You've borrowed as much as you dare off your parents or your closest friends or whatever.

00:31:43.760 There's no other, no credit card will dream of having you.

00:31:46.580 And you've got no money.

00:31:48.520 How am I going to eat now?

00:31:49.960 That's where Britain is really, close to that, close to that

00:31:54.960 Still giving away billions in foreign aid

00:31:58.960 Still spending billions and billions and billions unnecessarily on welfare

00:32:04.960 Paying for our own invasion, our own demographic collapse

00:32:09.960 Still paying for an NHS which is completely unsustainable

00:32:14.960 Completely broken, utterly inefficient

00:32:19.960 squeezing every last penny out of the people they possibly can

00:32:24.140 so the tiny bit of headroom they had we're going to reduce that as well it really is like you're

00:32:31.020 completely broke you've got no money you've borrowed to the hill nothing left oh wait

00:32:34.520 there is that penny jar i've got that penny jar there might be a few 20ps in there as well

00:32:40.740 if i go through that might scrape together like four quid that's enough for a meal one meal

00:32:49.960 That's where we are. It's almost like that, isn't it?

00:32:53.960 That sort of territory.

00:32:55.960 The Metro, ooh.

00:32:57.960 The Metro, what's going on here?

00:33:00.960 That's disgusting. Whoa.

00:33:04.960 That's alarmingly grotesque.

00:33:07.960 The Metro.

00:33:09.960 Get away from me. I don't want it anywhere near me.

00:33:12.960 I don't want to be in the same room as that.

00:33:14.960 okay they've gone with a completely out of left field completely nonsense story

00:33:22.940 okay one million pound ponzi con man ruined victims lives yeah there's loads of these

00:33:29.600 loads of indians ones of these not going with an indian one though you're going with a white guy 1.00

00:33:33.620 okay wolf of essex caged this guy he had some stupid little ponzi scheme well not that little 0.99

00:33:39.540 1.3 million some ponzi scheme where he duped credulous people out of their money 1.00

00:33:44.180 That's it, that's it

00:33:46.300 He got caught and he was going to prison

00:33:49.060 Loads of this stuff goes on

00:33:52.600 Loads and loads and loads of

00:33:54.860 That sort of thing going on all the time 0.60

00:33:57.400 There's a relatively clean cut white dude doing it

00:34:01.260 So put that front of the page

00:34:02.380 Well done Metro, well done

00:34:04.340 The star

00:34:05.640 The ongoing clash of the titans

00:34:11.260 between Piers Morgan and the Earl Spencer.

00:34:16.260 Spencer hit piece threat.

00:34:18.120 Earl, I'm not...

00:34:19.420 I'm celebrating Diana.

00:34:22.960 Yeah, Piers Morgan is butthurt.

00:34:26.840 Is really butthurt.

00:34:29.980 That's it, full stop.

00:34:32.420 I was going to say about what the Earl Spencer had said.

00:34:36.800 But no, just in general, isn't he?

00:34:38.240 here's morgan just seems butthurt about loads of things isn't he in general doesn't seem really

00:34:44.180 very happy person from that time that dude little harry do you remember the time that dude i can't

00:34:49.220 remember he was some influencer went on piers morgan tried to do his his gotcha thing and the

00:34:55.700 guy just mentioned piers morgan's wife and what a cheat she is do you remember that yeah yeah what

00:35:01.340 was the guy's name oh god i can't remember okay don't worry about it i thought you might remember

00:35:05.240 off the top of your head.

00:35:06.660 And Piers Morgan sort of rage quit, didn't he?

00:35:08.800 Do you remember that?

00:35:10.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:12.020 There's the one, the really good one,

00:35:14.720 where he says that you can grow concrete.

00:35:16.840 That's my favourite clip.

00:35:18.780 Oh, no, that was Mike Graham.

00:35:20.800 Was it?

00:35:21.140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.

00:35:23.620 Yeah.

00:35:25.080 That was boring, boomer Mike Graham 1.00

00:35:28.580 with his boring, boomer, retard bitch takes. 1.00

00:35:35.240 mike graham is boring isn't he ultimately in the final reckoning with his boomer takes his safe 0.99

00:35:44.680 boomer takes anyway i don't actually don't want to have a pop at mike graham i don't do it i think

00:35:50.240 is that maybe the first time i've ever even done that on the show

00:35:53.720 shouldn't have a pop at him really because uh even though i everything i just said i do think

00:36:00.100 but there's no need to have a war of words with him on some things i've actually seen just

00:36:06.420 credit where it's due i have seen mike graham do a few takes two or three takes where it's like

00:36:13.760 all right fair enough that's good that's that's based fair enough but didn't he say something

00:36:18.080 like in between these shows after he got fired off of lbc or whatever it was talk tv i can't

00:36:23.940 remember what he was on and the thing he does now in between those i think he said something like

00:36:29.020 something pretty based like we should we should deport all foreign criminals or all foreign

00:36:36.400 invaders or something like that loads of them are rapists he did make the point that loads 0.98

00:36:41.840 of them are sex criminals or all of them or something it was something pretty based i remember 0.99

00:36:44.940 seeing it being like oh fair enough fair enough all right cops sheep rustlers stole diddly squat 0.97

00:36:54.940 They stole nothing 0.73

00:36:55.960 The story is

00:36:56.780 Do you remember

00:36:57.260 A week or two ago

00:36:58.720 A few days ago

00:36:59.360 Or a week or so ago

00:37:00.100 No, a couple of weeks ago

00:37:01.340 There was a story

00:37:02.400 Oh God, this is so sloppy

00:37:04.200 Do I even

00:37:04.720 Oh, very quickly then 1.00

00:37:05.940 Because it is Jezza

00:37:06.600 I do like Jeremy Clarkson

00:37:07.600 A story

00:37:10.600 That Jeremy Clarkson said

00:37:12.660 Some people had stole

00:37:13.720 Some of his sheep

00:37:14.500 Someone had stolen

00:37:16.400 Some of the

00:37:17.020 Diddly Squat Farm

00:37:17.920 Sheep

00:37:18.660 Well, the cops say

00:37:20.300 No, you just miscounted them

00:37:21.900 Nothing's been stolen

00:37:23.920 diddly squat nothing has been stolen you can't count jez get the clever wordplay

00:37:32.880 clever wordplay like you and you you can't count jez

00:37:38.680 that's it that's what the star has decided is the most important thing

00:37:44.200 today in the whole world they could report on effectively anything in the

00:37:48.540 whole world that's what they give us well let's move

00:37:51.100 on. Well, that's it. In fact, that's it. Then the absurd front pages out of Fleet Street

00:37:59.900 today. Almost entirely absurd, wall to wall. No mention of our invasion. No mention of

00:38:08.080 demographic collapse. No mention of the sectarian nightmare we're staring down the barrel of. 0.54

00:38:13.640 No mention of the unbelievably high level of rape that goes in this country on a daily

00:38:20.000 basis.

00:38:22.780 Last report, I saw 0.96

00:38:24.120 something like 190 rapes 1.00

00:38:26.040 a day per capita. Only 0.99

00:38:27.980 Sweden has got a worse rape pandemic 0.97

00:38:29.820 than Britain. No mention of any of that. 0.99

00:38:31.880 No mention

00:38:33.800 of something like

00:38:36.080 Peter Mandelson's

00:38:38.300 connection with

00:38:39.640 Jeffrey Epstein

00:38:41.660 and

00:38:43.140 George Osborne and Ehud Barak.

00:38:46.200 What all that was really about.

00:38:47.800 No mention of that. Let's get a memory hold now.

00:38:50.000 I'm just going to memory hold that until they have to mention it one day.

00:38:54.220 And then they will, and then they'll forget about it again.

00:38:56.080 They'll forget about it again.

00:39:00.960 Nope.

00:39:01.760 You get some slop about Wayne Rooney and Jeremy Clarkson sheep

00:39:04.960 that haven't even been stolen.

00:39:08.900 And they wonder why.

00:39:10.100 And the legacy corporate mainstream media wonder why

00:39:12.200 they're less and less popular,

00:39:15.480 why they're able to sell less and less papers,

00:39:17.320 even while their websites decline and decline and decline and just some website like this

00:39:25.240 just created by cole benjamin and a couple of lads why this is able to compete with them on

00:39:33.540 some level on any level at all why is that because you're insane legacy corporate mainstream media

00:39:39.200 people see it it's kind of obvious it's palpably obvious you're just spinning lies and nonsense 0.94

00:39:45.080 and misinformation and lying by omission.

00:39:49.120 That's the worst crime, isn't it,

00:39:50.620 of the legacy corporate mainstream media?

00:39:52.280 Lying by omission day after day after day.

00:39:54.740 They're not accidentally not talking about Ehud Barak

00:39:57.280 and the 5th Baron Rothschilds and George Osborne.

00:39:59.760 They're not accidentally not talking about that, are they?

00:40:04.380 They're not accidentally not talking about the rape pandemic 0.94

00:40:08.260 at the hands of foreign invaders, are they? 0.86

00:40:10.360 They're not accidentally failing to talk about legal migration

00:40:15.920 The millions of people that have come here legally 1.00

00:40:18.040 That are ruining our demographic in our one and only ancestral homeland 1.00

00:40:21.640 They're not accidentally not addressing that, are they? 0.80

00:40:28.680 That's why they're on the decline

00:40:29.920 Because normal people know, normal people can see

00:40:31.900 It's obvious, it's painfully obvious

00:40:34.080 That you're just lying by omission

00:40:37.180 You're serving up sloppy joes day after day after day

00:40:39.640 Anyone who lives in Britain

00:40:43.040 And perhaps at a push 0.99

00:40:45.220 You live in a very very rural white area 0.55

00:40:47.860 Everyone else sees

00:40:49.500 That we've been invaded without a shot fired

00:40:51.680 By enemy combatants

00:40:53.420 Young fighting age men

00:40:55.580 Everyone sees it

00:40:58.060 Our economy is in the absolute doldrums

00:41:02.500 Has been mismanaged for years and years and years

00:41:04.780 Everyone knows

00:41:05.340 Okay

00:41:09.300 you got you the legacy corporate mainstream media you go on pretending it's not happening

00:41:13.960 see where that gets you all right let's check in with the price of crude we do that on a daily

00:41:24.180 basis near daily basis don't we all right well at the moment in fact let's just have a quick

00:41:28.700 refresh reload

00:41:30.960 okay brent crude is trading at 103 a barrel so about the same as you say a little bit more

00:41:39.900 actually a couple of dollars more than this time yesterday west texas is down a bit from yesterday

00:41:44.220 92 a barrel does that translate into what we pay at the pump no not really for a myriad of reasons

00:41:51.180 diesel is an all-time high in the united states

00:41:54.400 still the fact that crude isn't trading an all-time higher 150 a barrel 180 a barrel

00:42:03.580 could conceivably be 200 a barrel someone said to me at the end of january this year i.e. before

00:42:09.480 that war in iran started the day before they blew the ayatollah to smithereens if they said someone

00:42:15.700 said to me the straits of hormuz are going to be closed there'll be a regional war in all of the

00:42:19.760 golf um that's last for seven eight months what do you reckon the price of oil would be

00:42:24.780 i would say well conceivably it could be an all-time high conceivably it could be two hundred

00:42:29.440 dollars a barrel that would be a reasonable thing to say that would be a reasonable take

00:42:33.700 and yet here we are it's not massively higher than when the war started

00:42:39.220 or is it roughly 78 dollars a barrel 80 odd dollars a barrel when the war started

00:42:43.040 say more but all right let's look at our poll we do a poll on a daily basis on this show don't we

00:42:50.760 let's have a look at what we did in fact i don't even know what we asked you guys in the end

00:42:53.640 i mean harry couldn't think of anything this morning anything good anyway so quite often

00:42:58.000 when that happens we ask the chat and the chat will be brimming over with ideas

00:43:02.960 uh so i believe harry did you ask the chat for an idea for a poll i did yeah okay so let's see

00:43:09.840 what we've got. I'll be looking at this for the first time in real time. Okay. Well, we

00:43:16.020 asked you, we asked you, which slop is the sloppiest? And your options were royal slop,

00:43:26.100 sports slop, and celebrity slop. Okay. Well, celebrity slop has it. A relatively easy win,

00:43:37.420 72 percent over 800 votes 72 percent of you think celebrity slop is like the worst slop

00:43:45.580 21 percent of you said royal slop and only only six percent of you said sports slop

00:43:53.660 i know whenever i talk about football from time to time occasionally remember the world cup

00:43:57.580 or other sports f1 occasionally i'll talk about f1

00:44:01.660 briefly and most of you are like i don't i'm not interested don't talk about it

00:44:05.500 in fact there's probably someone in the chat right now saying this already now stop talking

00:44:08.860 about it move on board anyway there's usually some people though that say no you know i like football

00:44:16.220 actually i i some of us like f1 so anyway interesting to see that sports slop lost there

00:44:23.580 handily and celebrity slop won massively so like something about the beckhams or something

00:44:29.820 about Wayne Rooney. You really, really don't care. Yeah. Good. We've got good taste. People

00:44:37.820 that watch the Bo Show have got impeccable taste. If you're here now watching it live,

00:44:42.340 getting involved in that poll, the best people on earth, basically. Thank you. All right.

00:44:50.860 What's the time? It's now quarter two. There was one story. Before I move on to On This

00:44:54.760 history there was one story i wanted to touch on those of you that think ai is just a large

00:45:01.720 language model open ai agent ai hacks australia's medicare in world's first known rogue ai breach

00:45:16.360 of government body it's just a large language model bro it's just grok generating images bro

00:45:24.520 what you're worried about you don't understand it is that right anyone who thinks is just a

00:45:31.000 large language model you don't understand it you profoundly have mistaken what you're

00:45:36.440 dealing with what we're talking about here okay maybe you'll just say that's misinformation

00:45:43.960 that's disinformation that's just thrown out there because it's some sort of 4d chess power grab

00:45:51.800 and no ai agent actually hacked australia's medicare

00:45:56.420 all right you live in a post-truth world don't we now kind of basically in all sorts of ways

00:46:04.520 let's move on to on this day in history i like doing that bit you guys seem to like me doing

00:46:08.680 that bit let's have a look what happened down through the centuries nay the millennia

00:46:13.460 what happened of note on september the 23rd let's have a little look see okay on this day in 1122 ad

00:46:19.440 pardon me i need to refresh

00:46:23.320 need to refresh the page that's yesterday i was gonna say the concord out of worms didn't happen

00:46:32.340 twice okay on the 24th of september down through the centuries what happened right right on this

00:46:43.140 day in 1180 AD, with the death of Manuel I Komnemnos, the last Byzantine emperor of the

00:46:50.580 Komnemnian restoration, the Byzantine Empire begins its terminal decline.

00:46:56.900 Do you think I've got long-form content on my history-themed show behind the paywall

00:47:00.200 on otocetus.com called Baudet's Epochs, a body of work built up over more than five

00:47:04.660 years, quite literally and without exaggeration, hundreds and hundreds of hours of purely history-themed

00:47:10.300 content usually with many many quotes from the sources do you think i talk about the decline

00:47:17.900 and fall of the byzantine empire the eastern roman empire in any sort of detail oh yeah yeah yeah

00:47:23.420 one of them's in conversation with marcus aka furious pertinax aka iron age agriculturalist

00:47:31.820 who knows his stuff big time 1118 not that long before the fourth crusade right the fourth

00:47:38.940 crusade in like 1202 to 1204 where the western frankish knights actually sack and burn down

00:47:46.860 constantinople istanbul which is really a death knell in the byzantine empire really

00:47:56.940 that's not long after this i think i've got long-form content all about the fourth crusade

00:48:01.740 oh yeah of course i have let's have a couple videos of course the byzantine empire didn't

00:48:07.020 Finally, finally collapsed until Mehmed II, Mehmed the Conqueror, the Ottoman, the Ottoman

00:48:12.540 Turk, finally and truly took Constantinople for all time in 1453. 0.78

00:48:20.140 Still, that Fourth Crusade in 1202, 1204, it was a shadow of a shadow of itself after 0.94

00:48:28.560 that. 1.00

00:48:28.860 Yeah, the Komnenian Restoration 1.00

00:48:33.140 One of the last sort of high-water marks

00:48:37.820 Couldn't even really call it that 0.93

00:48:39.160 Still surprising how long Byzantine 1.00

00:48:42.820 Sort of clung on in its death throes 0.99

00:48:45.680 As a zombie

00:48:46.760 Surprising it lasted as long as it did

00:48:49.180 In my opinion, in most people's opinion

00:48:51.220 Alright, what else have we got?

00:48:52.400 On this day in 1493

00:48:53.980 Christopher Columbus

00:48:56.280 embarked on his second expedition to the New World,

00:48:59.620 setting sail with a fleet of 17 ships.

00:49:02.600 So if you remember, Christopher Columbus in 1492

00:49:06.760 sailed the ocean blue for the first time.

00:49:10.340 But Christopher Columbus crossed the Atlantic

00:49:12.760 like four times in his life.

00:49:15.060 The first time, there's only four ships, wasn't there?

00:49:16.940 But after he'd proven that it could be done,

00:49:19.840 the next one's 17 ships.

00:49:22.640 The life and adventures of Christopher Columbus

00:49:24.980 are really quite remarkable.

00:49:26.280 obviously, obviously. It's a great story. I shall have to do an epox on it. I've been

00:49:31.280 threatening to do an epox on it for a couple of years now. I've just got so many things,

00:49:35.240 so many things on the list to do an epox about. But I will do Christopher Columbus at some

00:49:40.300 point. It's a fascinating story. Okay, on this day in 1789, President George Washington

00:49:48.920 signed the Federal Judiciary Act, establishing the federal court system and a Supreme Court

00:49:54.560 With six justices

00:49:55.760 There's nine nowadays aren't there

00:49:57.680 There's six originally

00:49:58.780 And nominates John Jay as the first chief justice

00:50:02.460 John Jay is an interesting guy actually

00:50:04.280 He's one of the few founding fathers

00:50:06.800 A lot of people don't

00:50:08.720 Know a great deal about usually

00:50:10.240 You have to be a real history nerd to get down

00:50:12.680 To John Jay

00:50:13.960 And look at his life in detail

00:50:15.640 He's one of those ones that

00:50:18.040 Was a big enough beast

00:50:21.720 To throw his name forward

00:50:24.120 to be president. He never made it. He was never president. He was in and around that

00:50:28.820 sort of echelon of the founding fathers. Yeah, interesting guy, John Jay. I guess look into

00:50:38.760 it in your own time, but yeah, 1789. It was around that time, wasn't it, when they'd finally

00:50:45.440 got the constitution ratified. Hmm. All right. What else have we got? On this day in 1869,

00:50:52.640 Black Friday, panic on Wall Street after investors Jay Gould and James Fiske attempt to corner the gold market.

00:51:00.240 Remember we talked about the Long Depression beginning in the 1870s, 1872, 1873.

00:51:08.140 There's a big Wall Street crash, obviously not the same as the Wall Street crash in 1929.

00:51:14.360 There's been more than one crash on Wall Street.

00:51:18.320 There's a Long Depression started...

00:51:22.640 during the presidency of Ulysses S. Grant. 0.73

00:51:27.980 But yeah, beginning with a Black Friday.

00:51:31.380 Well, things have been shaky before that, even.

00:51:35.220 American Civil War wasn't great for the US economy,

00:51:38.740 even the Union, which was disastrous,

00:51:41.100 absolutely disastrous for the South, of course.

00:51:44.080 The economy completely destroyed, really.

00:51:46.520 Even for the North, wasn't great.

00:51:50.420 But anyway, anyway.

00:51:52.640 various events leading up to that that big crash in 73 72 or 73 okay on this day in 1877

00:52:02.260 oh by the way there's me and dan tubb have got long-form content talking about various economic

00:52:07.860 crashes through the centuries if you're interested in that it's behind the paywall on otac.com

00:52:12.340 consider sign up for as little as five pound a month property membership

00:52:14.680 We talk about all sorts of things through the centuries

00:52:18.300 Like the tulip bubble

00:52:21.220 In the Netherlands

00:52:24.000 In like what, the 18th century would it be?

00:52:27.920 Was it the 17th century?

00:52:30.420 The tulip bubble

00:52:31.420 Where people thought tulip bulbs

00:52:34.100 Were worth loads and loads of money

00:52:36.400 They were worth loads and loads of money

00:52:39.540 When people were prepared to pay the money for it

00:52:41.340 They were worth that

00:52:42.160 Until at some point

00:52:43.240 Confidence collapse

00:52:45.720 They're like wait

00:52:46.240 Why am I

00:52:47.220 Why am I buying one

00:52:48.720 Rare tulip bulb

00:52:49.840 For the equivalent of

00:52:50.760 Like an entire homestead

00:52:51.980 An entire house

00:52:53.440 It's not worth that is it

00:52:55.460 I know wait

00:52:56.040 What's going on

00:52:56.560 What are we doing now

00:52:57.200 And the bubble collapses

00:52:58.440 Anyone holding

00:53:00.940 Tulip bulbs

00:53:03.380 Was out of luck

00:53:05.460 And we talked about

00:53:08.020 The South Sea bubble

00:53:08.900 Talked about that

00:53:10.880 Wall Street crash

00:53:11.560 In the 1870s

00:53:12.480 We talk about the Wall Street crash.

00:53:14.700 Talk about Black Wednesday, when Soros stole the pound.

00:53:18.700 Anyway, if you're interested in that,

00:53:20.160 a little bit of the history of economics of bubbles and crashes.

00:53:25.940 That's there on lottasas.com.

00:53:27.680 All right, what else have we got here?

00:53:28.660 In 1877, the Battle of Tsuruyama,

00:53:34.700 Imperial Army decisively defeats the Satsuma Rebellion,

00:53:37.760 which was the last great samurai rebellion

00:53:42.640 i've got a long form bit of content uh and i called it the road to pearl harbor

00:53:50.620 and what i talk about is

00:53:53.780 japan's journey from being completely insular almost entirely completely insular and like a

00:54:03.100 Permit state.

00:54:06.040 How they went from that in like the early 19th century,

00:54:09.620 mid-19th century,

00:54:11.100 when the Americans forced them to stop doing that.

00:54:17.200 Matt Perry, not the actor who played Chandler off of Friends,

00:54:21.740 Admiral Matt Perry sails into the Japanese harbour.

00:54:26.640 Was it in, was it Tokyo Bay?

00:54:28.280 I think it might have been Tokyo Bay,

00:54:29.320 even though Tokyo wasn't the capital then.

00:54:31.440 And he said, you're trading with us now.

00:54:33.100 At gunpoint, you're going to trade with us 1.00

00:54:35.200 The Japanese 1.00

00:54:37.060 Weren't industrial 1.00

00:54:38.740 Their wooden junks

00:54:42.440 Were no match for

00:54:43.580 19th century steel

00:54:45.300 Battleships that the Americans had

00:54:47.640 So at the point of a gun, the United States said

00:54:50.480 You're trading now

00:54:52.280 You're not going to be a hermit state anymore, right 1.00

00:54:54.280 And the Japanese were like, oh yeah 0.95

00:54:55.640 And anyway, that put the zap on their mind 1.00

00:54:57.980 They're like, we need to industrialise as quickly as possible

00:54:59.880 Unless we want to be

00:55:02.120 Eaten up

00:55:03.320 And just turned into

00:55:04.240 Some colonial possession

00:55:05.340 By someone

00:55:06.020 The United States

00:55:07.060 Britain 0.93

00:55:08.120 Russia 1.00

00:55:08.700 The French 1.00

00:55:09.520 Unless we want that to happen to us 1.00

00:55:10.780 We need to modernise right now

00:55:12.400 We need to modernise yesterday

00:55:13.900 Okay

00:55:15.180 Part of that

00:55:17.180 Was doing away with

00:55:18.640 The samurai

00:55:19.220 Effectively

00:55:20.340 Like yeah 0.99

00:55:21.280 You're an old

00:55:21.980 Sort of ancient

00:55:22.640 Medieval feudal thing

00:55:24.120 We need a modern army

00:55:26.640 With like artillery pieces

00:55:28.800 And armoured vehicles

00:55:30.060 And things

00:55:30.560 the samurai you're in the way of us becoming a modern state and competing on the world stage

00:55:40.000 and not just becoming some colonial position the samurai you're in the way the samurai didn't like

00:55:44.120 that samurai class didn't like that they rebelled more than once in the end the final one it's that

00:55:50.560 sumo rebellion they lost that's it in a nutshell there's of course a lot more a lot lot more to

00:55:58.020 that. It's a real deep rabbit hole. Do you want me to talk about it in some detail? Go

00:56:04.620 on LotusEachers.com. The epochs, it was called The Road to Pearl Harbor. And much more in

00:56:12.700 that one. I think that's one of my good ones. I mispronounced Meiji though. The Meiji Restoration.

00:56:18.260 I think I said Magi, like Jedi, but it's Meiji.

00:56:26.420 You make enough content, you make hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours of content,

00:56:30.560 eventually you're going to mispronounce something.

00:56:32.140 You're going to piss pronounce something sooner or later.

00:56:34.520 All right.

00:56:36.260 Last one here, Operation Magic Carpet. 0.85

00:56:39.880 Operation Magic Carpet concludes after transporting 45,000 Yemenite Jews to Israel. 1.00

00:56:46.440 Yeah after they made Israel 1.00

00:56:48.380 After Israel was a thing 0.96

00:56:49.700 You know what is it 47 or 48 0.94

00:56:51.480 When Israel is sort of 0.73

00:56:54.280 Ben-Gurion

00:56:55.180 I can't remember if it's 47 or 48

00:56:56.640 It's 48

00:56:59.700 Anyway at that point the word went out

00:57:02.020 Are you part of the Jewish diaspora

00:57:04.480 Spread all across the world 1.00

00:57:05.840 Come back to Israel 1.00

00:57:06.860 Sell your house 1.00

00:57:07.740 Sell all your possessions 1.00

00:57:08.680 And come and live in Israel 1.00

00:57:10.400 Israel's a thing now 0.99

00:57:11.640 Lots and lots of Jews decided to do that 1.00

00:57:14.800 Including Yemeni ones

00:57:16.260 those in Yemen

00:57:18.680 in Yemen

00:57:19.560 Operation Magic Carpet

00:57:23.300 right

00:57:26.560 well done

00:57:29.100 alright that's it

00:57:30.940 that's on this day in history

00:57:32.720 let's look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

00:57:34.320 that's how we close out the show every day isn't it

00:57:36.020 with Rumble Rants and Super Chats

00:57:37.220 we do our Rumble Rants first

00:57:38.800 will Global Church History be in at number one

00:57:40.840 super fan and

00:57:42.300 chief

00:57:43.360 mod

00:57:44.060 in the chat

00:57:45.400 I hope the other mods aren't put out by that

00:57:48.640 Is Global Church History going to be in at number one

00:57:52.020 On the Rumble Rants

00:57:52.740 That's his real name as well

00:57:55.880 Global Church History

00:57:56.700 His surname is History

00:57:58.180 That's his family name

00:57:59.160 They christened him Global Church

00:58:01.820 That's what's on his passport

00:58:05.780 On his birth certificate

00:58:08.660 Alright

00:58:10.100 No he's not there

00:58:11.000 Was he too early again

00:58:12.100 Sometimes he's too early

00:58:15.160 Oh, he's not first in

00:58:16.940 Alright, I will

00:58:17.660 He's what it is

00:58:19.700 Must shouldn't dwell

00:58:20.940 I won't dwell

00:58:22.020 Alright, first in then on the Rumble Ranks today

00:58:24.880 Is Calzetti

00:58:25.740 Who says

00:58:26.500 The erudite thinker of our age

00:58:30.460 Soldier Boy

00:58:32.940 Soldier Boy

00:58:33.960 Said in 2008

00:58:37.020 Is he a recording artist?

00:58:39.040 Little Harry, who's Soldier Boy?

00:58:41.260 Is he a recording artist?

00:58:42.440 He's a rapper

00:58:43.100 he's a rapper and made a games console that never came out

00:58:46.780 i'm sure he's a real uh i'm sure it's a real shame soldier boy apparently said in 2008

00:58:55.700 and calzetti quotes him saying oh wait hold up shout out to the slave masters without them

00:59:02.220 we'd still be in africa we wouldn't be here to get this ice and tattoos well deep real deep

00:59:12.180 soldier boy what a profound insight

00:59:18.740 what would we do without the historical insights of soldier boy where would we be

00:59:27.780 stand aside edward gibbon stand aside ajb ajp taylor

00:59:38.420 soldier boy has got a take

00:59:42.180 all right that's their name i'm sorry yeah no that's their name and that's their name

00:59:50.900 they've literally called themselves at that's underscore their underscore name

00:59:54.900 that's their name says morning chap all right morning

00:59:58.080 in the vein of the bbc back catalogue that's worthwhile keeping i have a box set of this

01:00:06.220 Sceptred Isle, it goes through British history from Julius Caesar up to Queen Vic's passing,

01:00:12.540 yes, that's Simon Sharma, yes, I had that on cassette tape, when in like my teenage years,

01:00:19.420 was it my very early 20s, I had this Sceptred Isle on cassette tape, and the actual book,

01:00:27.820 Simon Sharma, I mean Simon Sharma is, if you actually listen carefully,

01:00:33.540 really subversive

01:00:36.760 and actually taking a dump

01:00:39.360 on our history in many ways

01:00:41.140 Simon Sharma

01:00:42.160 as the years have gone by

01:00:44.100 the mask off revealed himself more and more and more

01:00:47.300 as completely subversive

01:00:48.700 and actually hates us

01:00:49.780 was only ever wearing the skin suit

01:00:51.720 of a British historian

01:00:53.480 that's Simon Sharma 0.83

01:00:56.380 a charlatan

01:00:58.640 an activist

01:01:00.600 pretending to be a historian

01:01:02.420 nonetheless

01:01:02.940 Some of his stuff was alright

01:01:05.000 Some of his old stuff wasn't too bad

01:01:06.840 This scepter dial

01:01:08.000 Apart from a little bit here and there

01:01:11.440 It's quite good, quite interesting

01:01:14.580 It's quite a good writer

01:01:15.760 Loads of historians do that

01:01:18.480 Big chunks of their history

01:01:20.580 Is all well and good and fine

01:01:22.040 Well researched

01:01:23.000 And then they'll just throw in a little twist

01:01:25.680 A little subversive twist

01:01:27.000 Oh but your empire was evil actually wasn't it

01:01:29.360 Yeah, loads and loads

01:01:33.020 Pages and pages

01:01:33.960 Thousands and thousands of words

01:01:35.640 Of good, solid, well-researched history

01:01:37.780 And then

01:01:38.520 But there is something intrinsically evil 0.98

01:01:40.620 About being white, isn't there? 1.00

01:01:45.220 Yeah 1.00

01:01:45.660 Nearly spilled my water there

01:01:51.920 One day I'm going to do that as well

01:01:54.120 One day I'm going to have

01:01:55.440 Do 50 sneezes

01:01:56.460 Or get the hiccups

01:01:57.300 And one day I'm going to spill my water

01:01:59.020 or tea everywhere on it it's gonna happen at some point all right this scepter dial worth checking 1.00

01:02:04.640 out i'd say okay belgians are evil trust me that's their name at belgians are evil trust me 0.94

01:02:13.160 says funny how many patriots talking about immigration or person who wouldn't call a man 0.99

01:02:20.580 a woman is doxton harassed but the royal male cretin who spat on the english flag will never 0.70

01:02:26.600 Be identified 0.91

01:02:27.220 I don't know

01:02:30.000 I mean you're right

01:02:30.480 I completely agree

01:02:31.220 With what you're saying

01:02:31.680 There the sentiment

01:02:32.240 Of what you're saying

01:02:32.680 I don't know

01:02:33.340 Of the royal male

01:02:34.480 Cretin 0.95

01:02:35.020 Who spat on the

01:02:35.820 English flag

01:02:36.260 That doesn't ring

01:02:36.860 A bell to me

01:02:37.460 Just one more

01:02:41.980 Horrible incident

01:02:42.720 Passed me by

01:02:43.400 Do you remember

01:02:46.100 A person

01:02:46.760 Some weird 1.00

01:02:49.360 Brown person 1.00

01:02:50.400 Tried to set 1.00

01:02:52.820 Fire

01:02:53.340 To the union

01:02:54.440 Flag that was

01:02:55.360 Hanging over

01:02:56.140 The Cenotaph

01:02:58.160 On Whitehall

01:03:01.600 Do you remember that?

01:03:03.000 They remember we held that real quick didn't they?

01:03:05.340 A couple of times when it was in court

01:03:06.540 And they sort of had to report on it

01:03:08.260 They would say oh oh yeah

01:03:09.680 And this person has been given

01:03:10.740 A couple of years suspended sentence

01:03:12.780 Or whatever they got

01:03:13.420 I don't know fine or whatever

01:03:14.320 And then that's it

01:03:15.240 And they never ever mention it again

01:03:16.380 Hmm

01:03:17.600 Hmm

01:03:19.020 Imagine that

01:03:21.460 Imagine you

01:03:23.380 Went to go and leave

01:03:24.880 Or perhaps your parents or grandparents

01:03:26.080 went to go and live in a foreign country completely foreign country on the other side of the world

01:03:30.320 yeah somewhere like i don't know india or china somewhere in sub-saharan africa somewhere in

01:03:36.000 south america and you as a second maybe third generation immigrant in that country

01:03:41.920 went to their most sacred i'll give you a second probably most sacred war memorial

01:03:48.320 Commemorating their millions of war dead

01:03:54.000 Hundreds of thousands

01:03:55.240 Of war dead

01:03:56.560 And try and set fire to their flag

01:03:59.000 Can you think of anything more egregious?

01:04:02.860 I can't think of anything much more egregious

01:04:04.500 There's a tomb of the unknown soldier

01:04:07.060 In Westminster Abbey

01:04:08.160 Physically taking a dump on that

01:04:11.720 That's perhaps more egregious

01:04:14.020 Perhaps

01:04:15.020 trying to set fire to a flag on the cenotaph

01:04:20.760 it tells you where we are doesn't it that that person thought that was acceptable

01:04:27.580 or or doable

01:04:30.420 but that was something like

01:04:34.080 some royal male crediting spat on an english flag yeah the number of war memorials with poppies on 0.93

01:04:41.900 That foreign people come and just kick over and destroy 1.00

01:04:44.740 It doesn't get reported very much 1.00

01:04:47.760 On the legacy lamestream media

01:04:48.840 Because they're lying by omission every single day

01:04:50.860 If you look at Twitter

01:04:52.240 Or you look at various alternative media outlets

01:04:55.360 You'll see it happens all the time

01:04:57.040 All the time

01:04:58.160 It's filth 1.00

01:05:00.560 Foreign filth 1.00

01:05:03.780 There's going to be a sectarian nightmare 1.00

01:05:07.160 Along racial, religious, tribal and ethnic lines 1.00

01:05:09.420 Don't think it's not coming

01:05:12.020 Piers Morgan

01:05:12.920 Enjoy your curries while you can

01:05:14.940 Enjoy your chicken korma while you can Piers

01:05:17.080 Tucker Carlson coming over saying it's great 1.00

01:05:21.140 It's great London is minority white now 1.00

01:05:25.020 Bill Mayher 1.00

01:05:27.320 Is that how you pronounce it?

01:05:28.300 Mayher?

01:05:28.760 Bill Mayher?

01:05:29.300 Bill Mayher

01:05:29.660 Laughing

01:05:30.960 Laughing about it

01:05:32.920 Filth 0.99

01:05:35.320 Disgusting filth 1.00

01:05:39.420 Next one here 1.00

01:05:40.600 Did you catch the Christian preacher

01:05:44.560 Who was harassed by three female cops

01:05:47.500 This or last week 0.98

01:05:49.180 No I haven't seen that

01:05:51.540 That happens regularly as well 0.91

01:05:53.120 When you hire totally incapable female and male cops 1.00

01:05:57.240 They choose safe law abiding people to harass 1.00

01:06:00.080 Yeah because they're cowards 1.00

01:06:01.120 Physical cowards 1.00

01:06:02.220 Moral and physical cowards 0.99

01:06:03.420 Yeah

01:06:03.600 Yeah

01:06:05.140 There's loads of clips

01:06:07.200 Examples of a Christian preacher in the street

01:06:09.320 The cops coming over and just saying 0.79

01:06:10.980 You've got to shut that down now, be quiet now 1.00

01:06:13.000 Get a Muslim preacher 1.00

01:06:14.980 Sometimes 1.00

01:06:15.820 Right next to them and they're allowed to continue

01:06:18.700 I remember one time

01:06:20.280 One little anecdotal evidence for real

01:06:22.160 I was working briefly in Stratford

01:06:24.440 In East London

01:06:25.880 Stratford is like

01:06:27.080 It's not like, it is

01:06:29.440 An open air 1.00

01:06:32.700 Insane asylum for foreign people 1.00

01:06:34.660 That's what Stratford is 1.00

01:06:37.020 In East London

01:06:37.580 you'd go there and you'd realize

01:06:41.180 that description is relatively accurate

01:06:42.960 you're just in a foreign enclave

01:06:45.400 and it seems to be an

01:06:49.140 open air insane asylum, there's all sorts of

01:06:51.100 crazy stuff going on, crazy

01:06:53.140 weird things, all the time

01:06:55.280 insane people walking around

01:06:56.900 at Stratford, there

01:07:00.380 one time, only worked there for a few

01:07:03.120 weeks

01:07:03.400 there, one time

01:07:06.900 outside the station there was a preacher dude a muslim preacher dude and he was just shouting at

01:07:12.020 the top of his voice about the the quran and about allah and about the prophet muhammad blessed be

01:07:18.740 upon his name he's just shouting loads of things like this country is ours now uh things like white 0.91

01:07:26.900 people are evil colonialists and i won't even repeat some things he said because they were

01:07:31.780 violent things could get this channel in trouble even though i'm only quoting him you're saying

01:07:36.180 violent things about what should happen to this country and the indigenous native people of this

01:07:41.700 country he didn't use the words indigenous because his vocabulary wasn't that good he was foreign 0.98

01:07:47.400 he was foreign his english was not particularly good he was shouting violent things about what 0.79

01:07:51.640 should happen to this country there was two cops then this is ages ago as well this is like 10 0.97

01:07:55.680 years ago maybe more than 10 years ago about 10 years ago and i said to two cops that were standing

01:08:01.280 right there just standing there watching it it's actually stratford station usually has quite a

01:08:05.000 number of cops transport police i said to them i was like do you think is that not like is that

01:08:10.920 not incitement to violence or something is that you're just going to let him stand there and just

01:08:15.140 scream the top of his lungs like violent murderous thing and they were just they literally just looked

01:08:20.740 to me and were like like that not only weren't they going to stop him that me asking them was

01:08:27.340 silly that me saying anything was weird and silly to them that was like 10 years ago just one little

01:08:34.820 bit of anecdotal evidence that's a true story absolutely true story haven't exaggerated any 0.64

01:08:38.880 of the elements of that in fact i just underplayed the expression on the cops faces they were like

01:08:45.840 they were almost like looked me up and down like are you mad bro of course we're not going to stop

01:08:50.180 him what we did you know the inference was we the cops would get lynched if we tried to stop him

01:08:55.960 it'd be extremely dangerous if we tried to stop him we'd have to call in backup if we tried to

01:09:02.800 stop him we're not doing that we're just transport police okay true story the next few are all 1.00

01:09:13.840 belgian belgians are evil trust me what have you said here you've put when birmingham muslims 1.00

01:09:19.580 brought lethal weapons out onto the streets west midlands police meekly told them to put them back 1.00

01:09:24.960 in the mosque yeah saw that clip everyone saw that clip didn't they the uk is a joke female 1.00

01:09:29.840 police especially are a liability yeah they really are a liability yeah i think women can totally 0.99

01:09:37.020 should even be in the police but not on the beat there's plenty of roles for women in the police 1.00

01:09:43.180 investigating things office job admin jobs loads and loads and loads of roles women can do in the 1.00

01:09:49.760 police but not on the street where you might have to be in a be in a fight what a ridiculous thing 1.00

01:09:57.320 putting the public and themselves in danger. 0.87

01:10:00.520 You've got a dude, not even a big dude,

01:10:01.780 not even a six foot four, 240 pound unit of a dude.

01:10:07.560 A normal dude.

01:10:09.220 Five foot nine, five foot ten, 170, 180 pound dude.

01:10:13.360 Right? 1.00

01:10:14.900 A five foot one, five foot two, 120 pound woman 1.00

01:10:18.740 has got no chance, no chance of restraining him.

01:10:22.880 If he's desperate, he's a desperate guy to get away,

01:10:26.440 she has got no chance

01:10:28.480 of restraining him

01:10:29.840 of running him down

01:10:33.000 restraining him

01:10:34.660 knocking him out

01:10:35.320 any of those things

01:10:35.960 none

01:10:36.240 none 0.89

01:10:36.840 what's she doing on the beat

01:10:38.560 it's not a good idea

01:10:40.280 for all involved 0.79

01:10:41.200 it's ridiculous

01:10:42.780 how many clips do we need 1.00

01:10:44.080 of a female cop 1.00

01:10:45.360 just sort of standing there 1.00

01:10:46.400 like literally like going

01:10:47.360 while her

01:10:49.440 while her male partner

01:10:50.680 is in a fight with a dude

01:10:51.920 on the street

01:10:53.360 and if there's more than one

01:10:55.780 He's probably going to get damaged

01:10:57.240 The male cop 0.86

01:10:58.820 And his female partner standing there

01:11:00.540 Sort of trying to pick 1.00

01:11:02.980 If that, pick at the perp

01:11:05.540 Or just standing there doing nothing

01:11:08.680 Literally

01:11:09.220 How many clips of that do we need?

01:11:11.800 How many clips of that have I seen?

01:11:12.920 20? More?

01:11:15.540 Ridiculous 1.00

01:11:15.980 Women can do jobs in the police 1.00

01:11:18.160 But don't put them on the beat 1.00

01:11:19.260 Don't put them on the beat

01:11:21.800 That's crazy

01:11:23.740 don't put really really out of weight men on the beat either

01:11:27.860 don't put really really weedy men

01:11:30.440 if you've got a little man that's five foot two and 120 pounds

01:11:34.040 and skinny shoulders and arms

01:11:36.240 don't put him on the beat either

01:11:37.280 for exactly the same reasons

01:11:39.680 it's not misogynistic to say that

01:11:46.180 it's not sexist to say that

01:11:47.840 it's a fact 1.00

01:11:49.060 that a 110 pound woman cannot restrain a 200 pound man 1.00

01:11:53.180 And yet that's supposed to be their job 0.54

01:11:59.080 If they're a beat cop isn't it

01:12:00.220 Ultimately in the final reckoning

01:12:01.700 You might get in a fight

01:12:04.000 With a criminal

01:12:05.580 And you've got to physically restrain him

01:12:07.660 Okay 1.00

01:12:12.020 Belgians are evil trust me 1.00

01:12:14.120 Again says 1.00

01:12:14.660 Why do entitled rich wives of sportsmen 1.00

01:12:18.820 Slag their husbands 1.00

01:12:19.640 They've got nothing else to do 0.70

01:12:20.700 They've got nothing else to say have they

01:12:23.160 like Colleen Rooney the wife of Steph Curry NBA basketball champion goes on podcasts and attacks

01:12:34.780 him work at Tesco or Walmart then fools yeah if I was in a relationship with someone that went

01:12:45.160 public criticizing me they're that close to getting dumped we have a very very serious set

01:12:51.200 of conversations about what just happened there, if that ever happened. What are you doing? Do you

01:12:56.520 hate me? Why are you doing that? You would only do that if you hate me. Should we be in a

01:13:02.320 relationship anymore? Probably not, eh? Colleen Rooney. She's got nothing else to say of value,

01:13:11.100 has she? I've never heard Colleen Rooney say anything of value. She's got a take about anything.

01:13:17.420 No 0.97

01:13:18.600 Vapid

01:13:21.000 Vapid

01:13:22.740 Vacuous

01:13:24.640 Okay, another one from 1.00

01:13:27.620 Belgians of Evil, trust me, says 1.00

01:13:28.740 After inevitable crash 0.99

01:13:31.200 I suppose you're talking about economic crash

01:13:33.040 Will feuds like

01:13:35.420 Ex-Chancellor Rachel

01:13:36.740 I'm sorry, will frauds like

01:13:39.300 Ex-Chancellor Rachel Reeves 1.00

01:13:41.060 Cut their calories to £400 a day

01:13:43.780 So starving working-class families 1.00

01:13:45.760 Can eat 0.99

01:13:46.280 funded migrant hotels while pensions froze capital letters scumbag yeah no people like 0.99

01:13:54.320 well if it was if it was up to me they wouldn't get away with it but people like rachel reeves

01:13:57.920 probably will get away with it yeah she's going to almost certainly walk into a very very highly

01:14:03.980 paid role somewhere as an honorary board member of something or other after she's an mp 0.99

01:14:10.180 which doesn't have to do much turn up to a board meeting every now and again

01:14:15.080 turn up to an AGM maybe every now and again and get paid loads and loads of money for that 1.00

01:14:19.820 yeah she'll be all right she's not going to starve if their systems collapse and the

01:14:24.740 amount of food that is able to get to people's tables is heavily curtailed in fact only the

01:14:31.520 very very rich can dream of buying food something as serious as that as bad as that

01:14:36.200 she'll be all right yeah of course she will that's how that works Jacob Briggs-Mogg will be all right

01:14:43.920 Piers Morgan will be alright

01:14:45.080 Don't worry about them

01:14:45.840 They'll still be able to get their curries

01:14:47.120 Alright, the next one is from

01:14:51.300 That's Their Name

01:14:52.080 That's Their Name says

01:14:53.340 The thing about sports slop

01:14:56.180 Is that while LH44 is a

01:14:59.060 Who's that?

01:15:00.060 While LH44 is a Muppet

01:15:02.680 Telling us about the environment

01:15:04.060 While riding a speedboat

01:15:06.040 Oh, Lewis Hamilton 44

01:15:07.440 LH, Lewis Hamilton

01:15:10.240 And his number is 44

01:15:11.520 Okay

01:15:12.080 Whilst Sir Lewis Hamilton

01:15:14.360 Is a Muppet

01:15:15.660 Telling us about the environment

01:15:17.180 While riding a speedboat

01:15:18.560 He owned a private jet didn't he

01:15:20.820 He sold it now

01:15:21.420 But he owned a private jet

01:15:22.440 Yeah he's going to

01:15:24.320 He's going to moan about the environment

01:15:25.600 Whilst riding a speedboat

01:15:27.520 At least he's reached

01:15:28.760 Some kind of pinnacle

01:15:29.840 Royals inherit

01:15:31.460 Celebs are made

01:15:32.840 Right yeah

01:15:33.700 Yeah at least someone like

01:15:35.340 Lewis Hamilton

01:15:35.980 And some other

01:15:37.940 And many other sports stars

01:15:38.900 At least they've got a skill

01:15:42.080 a talent take it for what it's worth you know a lot of you would probably say yeah but that's

01:15:46.640 i don't care i don't care if a guy's able to kick a bit of leather around with

01:15:51.400 talent and skill i don't care that lewis hamilton's got the ability to pick a breaking point

01:15:57.640 you know i don't care if lewis hamilton's able to feel the limit of grip through the seat i don't

01:16:08.420 care about that yeah but at least there's something there at least there's something

01:16:13.960 a celebrity like

01:16:17.500 Colleen Rooney there's nothing she's got no skill no talent no ability nothing of any value you're

01:16:25.800 quite right okay and the last rumble rant today is again from Belgians or Evil Trust Me says

01:16:31.700 why do you refuse to tell the history properly Bo oh is this going to be a joke or is he actually

01:16:37.380 gonna have a genuine pop okay the tulip bubble is the okay i was like he's joking the tulip bubble

01:16:45.080 is the glorious netherlands i'm sorry in the glorious netherlands was a nefarious plot led

01:16:50.540 by a cabal belgians west frisians and eamon holmes why leave them out you got me sorry

01:16:59.600 Eamon Holmes was behind the tulip bubble

01:17:04.620 Little known fact

01:17:06.720 Of course he wasn't, I was joking

01:17:09.980 And in all honesty and seriousness

01:17:12.000 Get well soon, Eames

01:17:13.220 The other day I actually had a look just on Google

01:17:18.640 Like is he getting better, is he going to be okay

01:17:20.520 Is he going to come out of hospital soon

01:17:21.840 Is he going to be back on GB News any time soon

01:17:23.660 It didn't really look like it, there wasn't much there

01:17:26.080 Get well soon, Eames

01:17:28.800 in all honesty

01:17:30.740 alright let's look at the

01:17:33.560 YouTube ones, Harry's already got it there

01:17:35.920 for me on my screen, so let's have a look at these

01:17:37.580 there's 20 odd, let's go

01:17:39.580 here we bow

01:17:41.960 Jason Boyd

01:17:43.800 90 says, hope this helps

01:17:45.820 you out in any way possible lad

01:17:47.800 good morning, oh cheers

01:17:49.260 and gives 5 quid, appreciate it, thank you sir

01:17:51.260 really do appreciate it

01:17:52.360 all these rubber rants are super chats

01:17:55.340 it's

01:17:57.080 It's flattering. It really is.

01:17:59.540 It really is.

01:18:00.600 Okay, LJNV says,

01:18:02.720 Beau, you magnificent man.

01:18:05.240 Harry, go to that camera.

01:18:08.840 Not my words.

01:18:10.980 That's not my alt account.

01:18:12.000 I'm not paying LJNV to say that.

01:18:15.680 Magnificent man.

01:18:18.800 Alright.

01:18:20.000 Okay.

01:18:20.840 I find it funny.

01:18:21.820 No one knows the ethnicity of the British

01:18:24.180 until it comes to colonialism. 1.00

01:18:26.280 Cheers from Australia.

01:18:27.080 The empire was evil 0.96

01:18:31.160 And colonial evil 1.00

01:18:32.240 Racist white racism 0.99

01:18:33.680 But also the whole thing was built 0.89

01:18:36.380 By diversity

01:18:37.580 Britain was built by diversity

01:18:42.200 And has always been diverse since Roman times 1.00

01:18:44.480 But also it's white evilness 1.00

01:18:46.800 What? 0.99

01:18:52.080 Makes sense

01:18:53.020 They're not interested are they?

01:18:54.900 They're not interested in making it making sense

01:18:57.180 Just dunk on us at every possible angle

01:19:01.780 From every possible vector at all times

01:19:03.480 Doesn't have to make any sense

01:19:04.860 Doesn't have to add up

01:19:05.760 They'll make the argument that

01:19:09.020 Britain has had loads and loads of black and brown people 0.90

01:19:11.520 Since the ancient world, since Roman times

01:19:13.160 That the whole of this country

01:19:16.600 This union was built by diversity

01:19:20.200 But also it's evil colonialism 0.95

01:19:22.760 Evil white colonialism 1.00

01:19:24.560 retarded apart from being evil and subversive they're also retarded aren't they okay ljnv says 0.99

01:19:37.040 oh i'm moving to the uk in jan oh yeah oh cool i'll help out with the demographics 0.97

01:19:45.140 any good spot recommendations for anglo-saxon history

01:19:48.840 well there's loads go to winchester winchester used to be was the anglo-saxon capital

01:19:56.560 there's lots of churches peppered around that are actual genuine anglo-saxon ones

01:20:01.760 in malmsbury abbey there's the tomb of athelstan

01:20:06.200 there's all sorts of stuff if you go to a westminster abbey there's the tomb of edward

01:20:12.600 the confessor saint edward the confessor there

01:20:14.560 There's all sorts of stuff

01:20:18.420 Go to somewhere like Anglesey

01:20:21.220 There'll be stuff there

01:20:22.860 Go up to like Lindisfarne

01:20:25.460 Go up to Lindisfarne

01:20:27.620 Yeah, all sorts of stuff

01:20:31.200 Yeah, we've still got loads of Anglo-Saxon

01:20:34.420 Well, quite a lot of Anglo-Saxon history and heritage

01:20:37.200 Still sitting in the landscape

01:20:39.740 Yeah

01:20:41.680 You coming to... 0.96

01:20:44.560 The UK from...

01:20:45.720 Is it Australia?

01:20:46.280 Are you in Australia?

01:20:47.040 I can't remember.

01:20:49.200 You sure you want to come here, though?

01:20:51.620 There's actually much worse places in the world than Britain.

01:20:55.280 But are you sure?

01:20:58.120 Taxes are higher.

01:20:59.380 The taxes are higher.

01:21:02.500 Prepare to be taxed through the nose.

01:21:04.600 Prepare to pay significantly more for energy.

01:21:10.200 To heat your home in winter.

01:21:14.180 Okay.

01:21:14.560 MQSSS says 1.00

01:21:16.460 A bit of sock money for Sweet Bow

01:21:20.040 Oh, thank you

01:21:21.960 It doesn't come to my pocket by the way

01:21:24.360 Just to let people know

01:21:25.520 It goes into the Lotus Eaters thing

01:21:29.200 It helps pay for keep

01:21:30.860 It doesn't go

01:21:31.400 These Rumble Rental Super Chats

01:21:32.980 I don't know if that's more or less

01:21:34.300 Make you more or less likely to do one

01:21:37.520 Do a Rumble Rental Super Chat

01:21:39.660 But these don't go straight into my pocket

01:21:41.700 At the end of the month or anything

01:21:43.100 it's for the overheads running a website and an organization like this the overheads

01:21:49.520 are not small the margins are red are quite tight relatively tight so all these go into the big the

01:21:56.260 main like okay but anyway a bit of sock money for sweet bow appreciate it in the hope uh the

01:22:06.900 romanian pickpockets in italy can't get their hands on on it because i'm going for italy soon 0.77

01:22:13.200 yeah you have to be careful for pickpockets you do you really do thanks mq sss um the demon knight

01:22:23.480 restore that's what this person's called themselves at the demon knight restore says

01:22:28.360 hs ticky tocky was the one who said about peers mrs

01:22:35.440 hs ticky tocky it doesn't mean anything to me what is that who is that

01:22:42.780 uh he is a tiktoker a particularly gross one oh really yeah i'm not on tiktok have never been

01:22:52.540 will never be not interested in that so okay he said about the peers about peers mrs what's mrs

01:23:03.100 well anyway okay oh missus sorry oh oh i remember now sorry okay sorry got it yeah yeah

01:23:12.460 i remember that he was on peers okay i can record everything now he was the one that was on

01:23:18.060 on Piers Morgan, and he was saying to Piers Morgan's face, doesn't your wife cheat on 0.96

01:23:24.840 you, aren't you a cuck, all that stuff, Piers Morgan couldn't, couldn't handle it, he started 0.91

01:23:31.240 swearing didn't he, and then rage quit the interviews, just ended it, that's bad, that's 0.99

01:23:37.140 pathetic, that's a fail isn't it, when you try, you want to go head to head with someone, 0.98

01:23:41.240 you sit there all smug I've got all the uh I've got all the ammo I need to dunk on you and make 1.00

01:23:48.300 you look silly I'll skew you on the point of my intellect yeah I'm Piers Morgan I'm a master of 0.97

01:23:55.600 interviews and then he got you so good that you completely lost your call completely lost his 0.99

01:24:03.240 call didn't he Piers Morgan he couldn't handle it that's what happens when you come up against

01:24:08.740 Someone who doesn't give a fig

01:24:10.020 Like this HS Tiki Toki

01:24:12.240 He's the type of guy isn't he 0.70

01:24:13.860 Well he doesn't care

01:24:14.700 He doesn't care

01:24:15.740 He doesn't owe Piers Morgan

01:24:17.200 He doesn't need Piers Morgan

01:24:18.560 To vouch for him

01:24:19.660 In order to still have a media career

01:24:21.940 He doesn't need him

01:24:22.620 He's brilliant

01:24:23.500 Yeah I don't need to play ball

01:24:26.060 With Piers Morgan

01:24:27.340 And the entire media establishment

01:24:29.160 I can just say whatever I want

01:24:30.460 And I'm gonna

01:24:30.900 Piers Morgan couldn't handle it

01:24:32.840 He was way out of his depth

01:24:34.480 Yeah

01:24:36.080 With someone who's not gonna be

01:24:36.980 Sycophantic to him

01:24:38.740 yeah it's not gonna bend over for Piers Morgan one iota not one bit why would he why should he

01:24:45.040 doesn't have to it's great it's great HS ticky-tocky a real one but little Harry you said

01:24:53.000 he was gross in some way yeah I mean his whole his whole sort of bit is uh rage baiting you know

01:24:59.480 trying to get people rolled up so that he gets publicity that's like his whole thing oh well

01:25:05.820 fair enough all right next one mr gently benevolent says so today it's real estate

01:25:15.100 agent day is it bo oh you talk about this outfit you think oh look real estate agent

01:25:20.300 yeah yesterday was geography teacher day today is real estate agent day

01:25:24.840 okay i quite like the blue

01:25:29.660 i like the blue i should get a blue kerchief for the breast pocket really shouldn't i

01:25:36.540 to finish the to finish the ensemble

01:25:39.460 oh i might be a bit much all right tatum 2733 says 0.59

01:25:46.220 oh andro canemnos how i hate you you deserved it 0.54

01:25:53.740 oh we've got an anti-byzantine empire partisan here tatum i didn't know you hated the byzant 0.67

01:26:02.360 the late byzantine empire the conemnoi you're not a fan of the conemnoi

01:26:07.640 okay fair enough each to their own each to their own all right ljmv says did you check out asha

01:26:16.360 logos yeah i did i think i did didn't i i think i did yeah did i say it's just it's i don't think

01:26:22.100 is my cup of tea. Maybe I'm confusing it with something else. Sorry if I'm confusing this

01:26:26.060 with something else. But then I look into it and I thought it was a bit woo. It was

01:26:30.920 interesting. Not going to pour scorn on it and say, ugh, gross, get away from me. Not

01:26:35.080 that, but just, it was a little bit crystal skull. Didn't I say that? Maybe I'm confusing

01:26:43.320 it with something. Apologies if I'm confusing this with someone else. Something else. Not

01:26:48.980 quite my cup of tea i do like my history to be you know down the line i'm not

01:26:55.940 i'm not interested in sort of

01:26:59.700 yeah like a bit of a woo history is that is that what apologies if i'm totally getting

01:27:06.260 this wrong confusing it with someone or something else apologies okay all right

01:27:11.380 tatum again says don't be so sure about for all time as to constantinople it's going to be taken

01:27:18.500 Back is it

01:27:19.340 When I rule the world

01:27:21.680 I'll need a capital

01:27:22.840 And hair transplants are better than you think

01:27:26.440 Many people just waiting

01:27:30.780 For the right moment

01:27:31.740 For the relief 0.97

01:27:34.500 Of Constantinople

01:27:35.480 It's just a temporary siege 1.00

01:27:38.340 By the Muslims of Istanbul 1.00

01:27:40.580 There will be a relief 1.00

01:27:42.420 Of Constantinople 0.99

01:27:43.400 Like 600 years later 0.83

01:27:48.500 Okay

01:27:51.460 Mr. Gently Benevolent again says

01:27:55.220 Cassette tape

01:27:56.100 Did you also have a copy written on stone tablets, Bo?

01:28:00.400 I'm old

01:28:01.100 What can I say?

01:28:02.700 I'm old

01:28:03.180 You're lucky I didn't say

01:28:05.520 It was like a Betamax

01:28:06.560 Yeah, cassette tapes, yeah

01:28:10.020 When I was a kid and a teenager

01:28:11.480 It was cassette tapes

01:28:12.220 That's what you had, yeah

01:28:12.940 I remember buying my first ever

01:28:16.340 Cassette tape

01:28:18.440 With my own pocket money

01:28:19.880 It was Do the Bartman by Bart Simpson

01:28:25.900 Okay

01:28:28.220 Fauxhammers95

01:28:30.580 Or Fauxhammer95

01:28:31.780 Says

01:28:32.920 If a pilot ejects Martin

01:28:36.700 Wait you've

01:28:38.660 You must be typing too fast

01:28:40.040 Because these words aren't

01:28:41.420 They're not proper words

01:28:42.380 Sorry 0.80

01:28:43.960 Don't mean to be a dick about it 0.79

01:28:46.440 But what have you put 0.78

01:28:47.440 if a pilot ejects martin breathe masks is that what you're trying to type

01:28:53.720 of the ejector seats

01:28:57.640 send them a tire there will be 7 800 7 829 tires in circulation i don't really know what you're

01:29:07.820 saying there sorry you spent a tenner on that as well appreciate the money but sorry i'm not

01:29:13.280 Harry, can you

01:29:15.860 Decifle what he's trying to say

01:29:17.180 If the pilot ejects Martin something something

01:29:20.100 Of the ejector seats

01:29:21.600 Send them a tyre

01:29:23.120 There will be 7,829 tyres

01:29:26.240 In circulation

01:29:26.880 I'm not quite sure what you're getting at there

01:29:29.140 Fauxhammer 95, I do apologise

01:29:31.880 But yeah, ejector seats

01:29:33.400 I talked

01:29:33.920 I talked all about ejector seats

01:29:37.060 With Tim Davis

01:29:39.540 I said, do you ever eject?

01:29:40.860 Because he flew T1 and T2s

01:29:43.000 Tim Davies flew, taught people

01:29:45.440 to fly T2s

01:29:46.960 so he knows what he's talking about

01:29:49.460 and he flew the Tornado

01:29:51.600 a couple of other things as well

01:29:53.020 I said, did you ever eject?

01:29:55.220 He was like, no

01:29:55.560 he said, only once ever did his hand go down

01:29:57.960 to the ejector thing

01:29:59.380 like he was moments away from having to eject

01:30:02.220 but didn't

01:30:03.580 that's the closest squadron leader

01:30:05.960 retired Tim Davies ever got to it

01:30:07.520 he said one of his very, very good friends did

01:30:09.480 and you can't do it at super high speed

01:30:13.740 because it would kill you

01:30:15.080 or at the very least 0.70

01:30:18.620 you'd be terribly, terribly wounded

01:30:20.000 just ejecting

01:30:22.180 like Mach 2.5 or something

01:30:23.820 anyway

01:30:24.940 anyway

01:30:25.800 yeah, talk to Tim Davis

01:30:28.020 all about the reality of ejector seats

01:30:29.800 okay

01:30:32.820 I'm sorry Fohammer95

01:30:35.440 I don't know exactly what you're saying there

01:30:37.100 about tires and 7,829 tires are you just saying that you may be saying that the RAF have rejected

01:30:46.740 729 times in their history and you get like some sort of special tie like you're in a club

01:30:53.260 yeah so apparently uh that he's saying yeah like if you eject you join the club and you get a tie

01:31:01.180 Oh okay, alright, I see, I get it

01:31:04.300 Okay, sorry, maybe it was a lot more obvious

01:31:06.620 Than I was making out

01:31:07.520 Okay, you actually get a tyre

01:31:10.000 Like you're in a dining fraternity or something

01:31:13.920 You actually get a tyre

01:31:14.720 Or a public school

01:31:16.160 There's that many

01:31:19.020 7,829

01:31:20.860 Because nearly always, not always

01:31:22.820 But nearly always, the plane will be lost, destroyed, won't it

01:31:25.240 That's quite a lot to me

01:31:26.500 Seems like

01:31:27.580 I had no frame of reference before now

01:31:29.940 But that seems like a lot

01:31:31.180 Knocking towards 8,000.

01:31:36.000 This is not that uncommon.

01:31:39.860 Okay, thanks for that.

01:31:41.820 Sorry it took me so long to figure it out

01:31:43.300 while you're getting it.

01:31:44.220 Sorry.

01:31:45.040 All right.

01:31:46.500 Manc Monk,

01:31:48.840 a monk from Manchester,

01:31:51.000 Manc Monk says,

01:31:54.660 Buenas a morning gas.

01:31:56.160 um isn't it strange how the guardian are still surviving even though they came off x twitter

01:32:05.460 basically declaring their bias corruption yeah yeah if it wasn't for certain well the owners

01:32:13.040 the guardian probably would have failed if it just stood on its own purely on its own

01:32:17.580 profits generated probably would have failed and sunk perhaps long ago

01:32:22.300 I would love for The Guardian to just completely fail

01:32:26.780 And just not be a thing anymore

01:32:29.740 To go out of business

01:32:30.800 Of course, I'd love that

01:32:32.420 Okay, last two here

01:32:33.960 Penultimate one

01:32:34.940 James Pevenhall says

01:32:36.360 My daughter in the Philippines

01:32:39.780 Taekwondo at

01:32:41.940 Sukul

01:32:43.420 I don't know

01:32:47.960 Again, maybe I'm being thick

01:32:49.820 I don't know what that's in reference to

01:32:51.320 Or what you're really saying

01:32:52.760 You've just put

01:32:53.500 My daughter in the Philippines

01:32:55.020 Is that a reference to something?

01:32:58.020 Have you actually literally

01:32:58.920 Got a daughter in the Philippines?

01:32:59.900 I don't know what you mean

01:33:00.800 And then the other thing

01:33:02.000 Taekwondo at Sichel

01:33:03.700 That means nothing to me sir

01:33:05.200 I'm sorry

01:33:07.140 Is the last word a typo? 1.00

01:33:13.440 S-C-H-L 1.00

01:33:14.660 Full stop

01:33:15.540 Sichel 1.00

01:33:16.220 I don't know 1.00

01:33:17.560 I'm going to move on

01:33:19.260 I'm sorry

01:33:19.660 Thanks for the

01:33:20.660 two quid there but

01:33:22.280 and the last one today is from

01:33:26.560 Tatum2733 says

01:33:28.060 says no I love

01:33:30.640 Rome and Byzantium

01:33:33.120 you put no I love Rome and Byzantium

01:33:34.900 you just

01:33:36.720 hate Andronicus Conemnos

01:33:38.480 you just hate him, just him one, okay

01:33:40.060 fair enough, I've got

01:33:42.400 favourites and not favourites

01:33:44.580 you just happen to hate

01:33:46.520 that one particular emperor

01:33:48.200 Eastern Roman emperor, fair enough

01:33:50.200 all right cool good to know all right that's the show it's now 34 minutes past nine in the a.m

01:33:56.200 british summertime on thursday 24th of september in the year of our lord 2026 you've been the

01:34:00.940 glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters without you guys it's not a thing

01:34:04.900 it really isn't it means the world to me it really does that you guys watch and tune in

01:34:10.320 the regulars it's lovely it's a lovely little community appreciate it all right try and make

01:34:16.960 the best of the day head if you can if your time's your own you're at liberty to use it how you want

01:34:19.960 Try and do something valuable with it

01:34:21.140 I don't want to be too preachy

01:34:22.100 I'm not going to tell you what to do

01:34:23.440 But just bear in mind

01:34:24.580 Your time's limited

01:34:26.160 Carpe diem

01:34:26.740 Seize the day

01:34:27.260 The number of days you've got on this earth is limited

01:34:28.980 It's finite

01:34:29.580 It's probably later than you think as well

01:34:31.540 Your time is the most valuable thing you will ever have

01:34:34.680 By orders of magnitude

01:34:35.740 Everything else you can't take it with you

01:34:37.240 Gold, silver, gems

01:34:38.780 Cars, houses

01:34:39.620 Can't take it with you

01:34:41.020 The only thing you've got of value

01:34:43.460 Real value

01:34:44.260 Is your time

01:34:45.600 Try and make it count if you can

01:34:48.560 Alright

01:34:48.840 Until tomorrow morning then, guys. Take care.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 24, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 24th September 2026

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