The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 25th September 2026

00:00:00.480 Morning!

00:00:06.960 Fresh from the kettle there, piping hot.

00:00:09.280 It's down all the way down a little bit actually.

00:00:11.000 Too hot, leave that for a moment.

00:00:12.180 You alright?

00:00:13.560 Yeah, I'm alright, other than that my tea is too hot.

00:00:17.980 Are you alright though?

00:00:19.100 I hope you are.

00:00:19.640 Sincerely, genuinely, I hope you are.

00:00:21.520 My glorious band, the chosen few, my band of brothers and sisters.

00:00:24.520 Thank you for joining me.

00:00:26.620 No, you guys, it isn't anything.

00:00:27.840 Thank you for joining me.

00:00:28.800 Really.

00:00:30.000 Getting involved in the chat, watching it live.

00:00:33.220 What more could a boy ask for?

00:00:35.120 You guys have got impeccable taste, if nothing else.

00:00:38.700 Alright, as always, nearly always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry.

00:00:42.360 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:43.720 Morning, yeah, I'm all good.

00:00:46.880 This embodied voice materialising out of the ether.

00:00:53.180 Bit disconcerting.

00:00:54.380 Okay.

00:00:55.920 I think F, it's Friday though, right?

00:00:57.920 Am I right?

00:01:00.000 A little bit of housekeeping, actually.

00:01:01.280 Yes, a correction.

00:01:02.480 I think I've only had to do one.

00:01:03.900 Is it maybe two corrections?

00:01:05.540 The Eamon Holmes thing.

00:01:07.320 A correction from yesterday.

00:01:08.440 I got something just completely wrong.

00:01:09.980 Always happy.

00:01:11.000 Always happy to put my hands up if I got something wrong.

00:01:14.280 I said something about Tucker.

00:01:15.780 I besmirched Tucker Carlson's good name yesterday.

00:01:19.660 I said, what did I say?

00:01:21.220 I just said that he was...

00:01:23.260 I paraphrased myself, but I said something like he was goating about

00:01:25.940 or he was happy about London was minority white or something. 0.94

00:01:28.360 Wrong.

00:01:28.860 This is completely wrong.

00:01:29.580 I don't know

00:01:30.180 I don't know how

00:01:31.320 I've misremembered that

00:01:32.100 it was

00:01:32.460 you might have seen it

00:01:33.340 you probably saw it

00:01:33.860 it was in conversation

00:01:34.440 with Piers Morgan

00:01:35.260 and they were talking

00:01:36.120 about London

00:01:36.660 I just got it wrong

00:01:38.420 I mentioned that

00:01:39.100 Bill May here

00:01:40.160 Mayer

00:01:40.580 and he was

00:01:41.860 he was genuinely

00:01:42.660 sort of laughing

00:01:43.360 and gloating about it

00:01:44.080 wasn't he

00:01:44.300 with the trigonometry boys

00:01:45.480 but Tucker didn't do that

00:01:48.020 Tucker didn't do that

00:01:48.960 so I just got that wrong

00:01:50.280 so

00:01:50.880 someone on Twitter

00:01:51.880 pointed it out to me

00:01:52.800 and I was like

00:01:53.180 let me just check that then

00:01:54.940 yeah no I'm wrong

00:01:55.960 yeah no I'm completely wrong

00:01:56.960 absolutely

00:01:57.340 yeah

00:01:58.080 so

00:01:58.680 hands up i like tucker colson i don't agree with every single one of his takes by a long way

00:02:04.780 but a big chunk of them are good i like so all right i was wrong not that tucker would

00:02:13.320 ever watch the bow show if he does if he did apologies sir got it wrong i got it wrong it's

00:02:21.700 gonna happen it's gonna happen if you do hours and hours and hours hundreds of hours really of

00:02:28.040 content. You're going to get things wrong like that from time to time. As I say, nine months in,

00:02:34.720 knocking towards the 10th month, only like a couple, two, three, maybe four at most,

00:02:40.680 and only one was really bad, wasn't it? The Eamon Holmes one. That was the only one that was really

00:02:44.340 bad. So it's not too bad with track record, I think. All right, all right. That's enough faffing

00:02:51.580 about, isn't it? That's more of enough fannying around one morning. If you just get straight

00:02:55.040 into it this show's supposed to be about what's in the legacy corporate mainstream media on any

00:02:58.440 given day what's in the news cycle because sloppy as it is it does matter most people get their

00:03:03.860 most people get their news their view of reality from the corporate mainstream media so we do well

00:03:12.980 to know what they're talking about unfortunately frustrating as it is very often all right what

00:03:20.420 we got on friday the 25th of september in the available to 2026 we've got xi xi jinping that

00:03:28.660 winnie the pooh fella from beijing xi urges rivals to coexist in peace i mean america

00:03:36.100 china and america to coexist in peace probably for the best isn't it rather there isn't a full

00:03:43.300 nuclear exchange um and it's on at last i can't remember what that's even about what that's in

00:03:53.760 reference to i've read all these this morning i can't even remember what that's in reference to

00:03:56.960 it's on at last what is oh the boxing i think i'm pretty sure that will be what that is okay

00:04:02.020 let's get into the the financial times the ft

00:04:04.000 g urges rivals to coexist in peace as trump hosts white house visit look there they are

00:04:10.680 There's the Donald and his missus

00:04:12.760 And Winnie the Pooh and his missus

00:04:14.120 Right

00:04:14.720 Chinese leader more cautious on AI

00:04:17.200 Which is nice 0.88

00:04:18.060 Apparently Trump sort of agreed with him

00:04:19.840 It's the thing a lot of people

00:04:21.140 A lot of leaders do

00:04:22.160 And you can't really blame them

00:04:23.360 But when they're face to face with another leader

00:04:26.080 Literally standing next to them

00:04:27.500 They're like the more powerful one of the party

00:04:30.040 Will say something

00:04:31.340 And the other one will just go

00:04:32.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:04:32.740 Yeah, absolutely

00:04:33.400 In the moment

00:04:34.320 Then when they get back to their own capitals

00:04:37.260 The policy doesn't necessarily reflect

00:04:39.980 that but nonetheless Xi Jinping is more cautious on AI and the Donald seemingly sort of agreement

00:04:48.680 he didn't you know like Trump didn't just cut him off mid-sentence and say no whoever wins AI wins

00:04:55.600 we're gonna smash your AI industry to bits with our AI industry there's nothing like that so good

00:05:01.700 good then trade war truce extended talks to include policy on taiwan so basically i suppose

00:05:10.100 the long and short of it is that xi jinping said um over things like taiwan trade uh ai a number

00:05:18.060 of things a whole number of things let's just have a roadmap in place a solid detailed thorough

00:05:24.440 roadmap in place to make sure we never go to war with each other good good idea yeah that's for the

00:05:33.180 best isn't it it has been it has been Chinese policy sort of grand strategic policy well ever

00:05:41.980 since ever since Mao at least to not get involved in sort of a giant wars of course there have been

00:05:50.380 I mean, the Korean War is one, isn't it?

00:05:52.880 But with a few examples, a few exceptions,

00:05:56.240 people will say the Fedora tippers are like,

00:05:57.960 oh, no, China's had exchanges with India in the Himalaya region.

00:06:02.540 China's, what about Tibet?

00:06:03.600 Well, you're forgetting Tibet.

00:06:05.460 What I'm talking about is kicking off giant world wars,

00:06:08.500 like having a giant war with Russia or the United States or something. 0.85

00:06:11.700 It's been the Chinese policy.

00:06:12.680 All that is just not good for business.

00:06:16.140 Because, you know, if China did try and invade Formosa,

00:06:20.380 i won the americans may well almost certainly i would have thought get involved in that so 0.81

00:06:28.300 the chinese sort of their grand strategy to not to not kick off a giant war with the united states

00:06:34.140 because if nothing else it's bad for business and china is all about business these days isn't it

00:06:40.460 i mean what else did she say i'll paraphrase slightly but he said basically china's century

00:06:48.540 of rejuvenation should go hand in hand hand in glove with making america great again we can both

00:06:57.900 be great again if we like work together and you know don't go to war don't ultimately nuke each

00:07:04.420 other's capitals reasonable isn't it okay that's probably the biggest news probably the biggest

00:07:12.400 news all right what else we got on the the financial time reform warns against resistance

00:07:18.800 amid pledge to slash civil service sized by a half yeah nice um i think it was richard tyce

00:07:26.240 that he's been his reform policy though um danny kruger sorry danny kruger's put in charge he's

00:07:32.080 going to be the civil service slashing czar danny kruger he's in the constituency just south of

00:07:38.800 swindler actually uh i don't trust the man so i can throw him he's a tory wet as far as i'm

00:07:43.920 concerned however however no i just put him in charge of potentially slashing the civil service

00:07:49.760 should they have a former government and yeah talking about getting the civil service by

00:07:53.680 hundreds of thousands at the moment the civil service is something in the order of half a

00:07:58.080 million people more i can't remember it's like 520 000 or 550 000 people in the civil service

00:08:04.880 that's bloated isn't it that's crazy a country this size was it anywhere near that amount anyway

00:08:10.880 says he wants to cut it i can't remember if it was cut it to 300 000 or by 300 000 either way

00:08:17.920 broadly speaking roughly slashing it in half yeah it's massively bloated with loads and loads of

00:08:23.200 dei and all sorts of stuff whole departments that should not exist in bose britain just would not

00:08:28.160 exist whole departments yeah departments that need to exist just massively bloated with layer

00:08:35.120 upon layer of unnecessary managerial karen's yeah again i've said before a number of times

00:08:45.440 i've said again in bows britain i would go to war a cold war no firing of weapons a cold war

00:08:53.760 with the civil service, yeah, you're going to be slashed to pieces and then what remains

00:08:58.800 will fall in line with government policy. None of this, oh no we're not going to do it, we're just

00:09:03.680 not going to implement what the government wants. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're our servants.

00:09:09.520 You do as you're told. You have to get rid of massive swathes of senior civil servants

00:09:17.040 who think they control the country. No, you're going to change that. Well you can't do that,

00:09:21.120 well we'll pass an act of parliament so that we can do it how about that what now 0.99

00:09:29.600 civil service massive part of the problem in this country civil service loads and loads of foreign

00:09:35.520 people implementing policy that is destroying this country you can't get rid of them you can't fire 0.98

00:09:41.040 them we'll change the law so that we can then

00:09:45.440 Okay, the times

00:09:49.960 The venerable times

00:09:51.440 Targeted energy bills

00:09:55.900 Helped to head off

00:09:56.620 Winter cost of living crisis

00:09:58.260 Just don't buy it

00:10:01.260 Just don't buy it

00:10:02.760 It's a slightly funny line

00:10:04.520 When I read this this morning

00:10:05.340 I did chortle a little

00:10:06.960 US glare force 0.96

00:10:10.800 That's actually a reasonably funny pun

00:10:14.020 For once

00:10:14.600 I think they do

00:10:44.600 Oh, Trump's turned around and he's got a very, very serious glare going on.

00:10:52.020 US glare false.

00:10:52.680 OK, Met Chief, the head of London police, says,

00:10:57.120 Stop putting offenders before victims.

00:11:01.200 Yeah, that would be nice, wouldn't it?

00:11:02.520 So Mark, the sub-headline reads,

00:11:04.020 So Mark Rowley attacks justice system, just the whole justice system,

00:11:08.420 after paedophile twice bailed back to scene of his crimes.

00:11:12.180 Yeah, Mark Rowley, who I don't like or trust

00:11:15.220 Nevertheless, has got a good take here

00:11:17.200 And I agree with him

00:11:17.760 I'm happy to do that on the Bo Show

00:11:19.920 I'm not such a partisan

00:11:21.000 That if someone I really, really don't like

00:11:23.980 Comes out of a take I agree with

00:11:25.440 I'll just say so 1.00

00:11:26.040 Whether it's Bibinia and Yahoo

00:11:27.480 Or Richard Tyus or whatever

00:11:29.420 Or Sir Mark Rowley

00:11:31.140 Or Olukemu, Olufanti, Badanoch 0.98

00:11:33.920 The Nigerian anchor baby 1.00

00:11:34.940 They say something I agree with

00:11:37.840 I'll certainly say so

00:11:38.640 Mark Rowley's on the money here

00:11:39.980 As far as I'm concerned

00:11:40.920 He says, it was in reference to

00:11:43.120 A paedophile, right

00:11:46.200 He's been sentenced more than once and bailed

00:11:49.740 And the flat that he lives in

00:11:52.300 Apparently, according to this story

00:11:53.580 This paedophile's flat

00:11:55.480 Overlooks a playground 0.98

00:11:57.360 A kiddie's playground

00:11:58.260 That's got him in trouble before

00:12:00.960 More than once

00:12:01.940 Anyway, the court system has effectively

00:12:04.640 Sent him home

00:12:06.160 To that same flat

00:12:07.820 Overlooking a kiddie's playground

00:12:11.100 Mark Rowley, Sir Mark Rowley

00:12:14.300 Head of the Metropolitan Police

00:12:15.900 Has pointed to that and other things

00:12:17.580 Saying, this is crazy

00:12:19.560 You're hamstringing us

00:12:20.860 Dear the justice system

00:12:23.280 You're hamstringing us, the police

00:12:25.700 What are you doing?

00:12:28.740 The CPS, the Crown Prosecution Service

00:12:30.580 Various judges, magistrates judges

00:12:32.680 And Crown Court judges

00:12:33.620 What are you doing?

00:12:34.720 The police are doing the best they can

00:12:38.560 According to the police

00:12:40.360 But the courts and the CPS

00:12:43.300 They're the ones sort of screwing us

00:12:46.900 And by us I mean all of society, really

00:12:49.140 You're putting offenders before victims

00:12:52.120 Repeatedly, over and over again

00:12:53.840 Well, on an institutional level

00:12:56.300 Dear Mike Rowley

00:12:59.500 Well, Mike Rowley says

00:13:01.380 Could you stop doing that? Would you mind?

00:13:04.720 There would have to be a massive overhaul of the judicial system as well in Bowes Britain.

00:13:11.740 It would have to be.

00:13:13.780 You saw that film?

00:13:14.700 Little Harry, what was that film where that guy goes on, Arnie Hammer goes on some sort of rampage?

00:13:20.480 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:13:22.260 No, not at all.

00:13:23.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:25.120 Someone in the chat will say it.

00:13:26.240 That film where that guy goes on a based rampage recently.

00:13:31.820 Someone in the chat has got to say it soon.

00:13:33.260 What is it called?

00:13:35.100 I watched it

00:13:35.600 It wasn't too bad

00:13:36.900 It was kind of low budget

00:13:37.720 But

00:13:38.100 Anyway

00:13:39.860 In that he has a proper

00:13:41.440 Judges

00:13:42.820 Various judges

00:13:43.520 He takes matters into his own hands

00:13:47.040 Oh that was it

00:13:47.760 It was called Vigilante

00:13:49.000 Oh Citizen Vigilante

00:13:52.360 Yeah somebody in the chat's done it

00:13:53.800 Well done

00:13:54.140 Input username now

00:13:55.680 Well done

00:13:56.080 Cheers buddy

00:13:56.640 Yeah Vigilant

00:13:59.320 Citizen Vigilante 0.85

00:14:01.000 They're saying

00:14:01.460 Oh Falling Down

00:14:02.780 That's a great movie as well

00:14:04.460 Kirk Douglas, sorry, Michael Douglas

00:14:06.500 Michael Douglas, that's a great film, Falling Down

00:14:08.680 Yeah, Citizen Vigilante

00:14:11.300 In order to prevent something like that

00:14:15.220 I would

00:14:15.660 I was Lord Protector of these aisles

00:14:19.480 Absolute monarch

00:14:20.800 A Prime Minister with a giant majority

00:14:23.900 I would be changing out

00:14:26.180 Loads and loads and loads of the judges

00:14:28.140 Review all the Vlaid records

00:14:31.300 and those shown to be putting the public in danger

00:14:34.640 will be struck off or disbarred, whatever it is.

00:14:41.020 Put some proper judges in there

00:14:42.660 that don't put the offenders before the victims.

00:14:45.280 Yeah, sort of bare minimum stuff, isn't it?

00:14:49.060 Okay.

00:14:51.540 Men looking for love should give to charity

00:14:53.760 but only £40. 0.99

00:14:54.960 What a ridiculous story. 0.97

00:14:56.160 I got a few lines through it 0.99

00:14:57.680 and I was like, that's one of the worst pieces.

00:14:59.820 The Times, you should know better.

00:15:01.000 that's pure slop is saying men you're looking for a girlfriend or a partner or whatever

00:15:06.440 let them know that you would give to charity but not too much because then you'd seem like

00:15:12.320 weak or something oh oh weird weird weird weird the son after dyer's brother memoir

00:15:26.360 fergie's squeaky bum time for royals for anyone who might not know might be foreign

00:15:31.980 squeaky bum time i think what is that what kind of weird english idiom is that squeaky bum time

00:15:41.040 what on earth are you chatting about it just means to be on like a sticky wicket what does

00:15:45.640 that mean um you know just to be like it's you're nervous you're worried it's like something's

00:15:51.700 coming close to the wire you know you lost the back end of your car in a skid and he's gonna

00:15:57.920 have a dangerous crash but you saved it last second that's squeaky bum time i think who who

00:16:04.440 first said it was it was it it might have been um alex ferguson football manager anyway that's

00:16:10.240 all that means is that you're like it's a bit of a worry okay fergie's squeaky bum time for royals

00:16:19.020 In other words, okay, it's just that, well, if the Earl Spencer has written a book and

00:16:29.540 sure to make quite a lot of money and notoriety from gossiping effectively about the royal

00:16:38.400 family, because he's got the inside skinny, because he actually knows, he's actually lived

00:16:42.320 it, right? Maybe Sarah Ferguson, this old Harrodin, maybe Sarah Ferguson could do the

00:16:50.160 same thing. Again, for anyone who's foreign or quite young, you might not know who this

00:16:54.740 old Harrodin is. That's a woman called Sarah. She's a gold digger. She is though, she is

00:17:05.220 though. Yeah, she's a gold digger who managed to bag herself a prince many, many years ago 0.76

00:17:11.080 in like the 1980s she was just a Sloan Ranger she was just one of many many posh well-connected 1.00

00:17:17.540 women that would hang around West London hoping to bag another extremely rich and or powerful or 1.00

00:17:24.560 well-connected or aristocratic man a Sloan Ranger Sloan Square in London Sloan Ranger just a just

00:17:31.060 a posh gold digger managed luckily managed to bag Prince Andrew once upon a time

00:17:36.860 Who, before Charles had any kids

00:17:41.540 Was second in line to the throne

00:17:44.240 Or third in line to the throne

00:17:45.300 Very, very senior royal, Andrew

00:17:48.460 She managed to bag him

00:17:50.980 This is like, what, 50 years ago or whatever?

00:17:55.960 They're divorced

00:17:56.560 They're long-term divorced now

00:17:58.820 Oh, sorry

00:18:02.000 The other important point

00:18:03.480 Is that she was a massive fan of Jeffrey Epstein

00:18:06.200 And I say fan

00:18:06.820 She was insanely close to him 0.59

00:18:09.760 Emailing him all the time

00:18:12.180 All the time

00:18:12.720 Hundreds and hundreds of emails

00:18:13.940 My closest friends in my whole life

00:18:16.320 I haven't got hundreds of emails

00:18:17.560 Back and forth to them

00:18:18.360 The closest friends I've known since childhood

00:18:21.320 And consider them

00:18:22.600 The closest it's possible to be to me

00:18:25.500 Outside of my bloodline

00:18:26.640 I haven't got hundreds of emails

00:18:28.240 Back and forth

00:18:28.700 She was saying things like

00:18:30.320 What was she saying?

00:18:31.620 She was trying to

00:18:32.260 She was trying to get Jeffrey Epstein 1.00

00:18:33.760 To set her daughters up 1.00

00:18:35.140 Beatrice and Eugenie

00:18:36.620 The princesses

00:18:37.300 Beatrice and Eugenie

00:18:38.140 Jeffrey Epstein set

00:18:39.600 Them up with

00:18:41.040 People 0.95

00:18:41.880 Didn't she say something like

00:18:46.220 Jeffrey Epstein was like

00:18:47.600 The brother she never had

00:18:48.780 Or the son she never had

00:18:50.520 Or something

00:18:50.840 It was so weird

00:18:54.340 The way Fergie was 0.99

00:18:55.720 She was sycophantic

00:18:57.980 Sycophantic to Jeffrey Epstein

00:19:00.780 Really weird

00:19:03.220 But nonetheless

00:19:04.200 Nonetheless

00:19:04.460 Okay

00:19:04.800 That's a bit of an aside

00:19:07.160 Kind of

00:19:08.280 It is important isn't it

00:19:10.280 She has been on the inside of the royal family

00:19:14.240 For

00:19:14.680 40, 50 years or whatever

00:19:17.200 So she 0.93

00:19:19.760 The amount of gossip 1.00

00:19:20.800 The amount of dirty laundry 1.00

00:19:23.020 She's got 1.00

00:19:24.540 She did want to write a book 0.83

00:19:25.900 Apparently she's been offered seven figures

00:19:27.880 By a publisher 0.81

00:19:28.720 To do a tell-all

00:19:30.180 Reveal-all memoir

00:19:31.440 The thing is though

00:19:34.660 with that just to say before we move on um is one of the only things the royal family really really

00:19:43.640 really really care about is discretion you can understand why discretion being just don't tell

00:19:50.140 the inside story just just don't air the dirty laundry in public that's why prince harry has

00:19:56.080 been so badly ostracized and is in all sorts of trouble with his own father and brother

00:20:01.060 because the only the one thing you've got to do you've got one job really and it's don't air the

00:20:06.640 dirty laundry in public that's it that's the discretion so that's why the king will be

00:20:14.380 extremely angry with the earl spencer be extremely angry forever probably never forgive him i would

00:20:19.340 have thought and so fergie could do that you might think why hasn't fergie done that before now 1.00

00:20:24.920 well because if she were to do that sure she'd get a sever seven figure book deal but she would

00:20:30.820 be out for all time i mean truly persona non gratis she mostly is already andrew mostly is

00:20:38.340 already maybe she might calculate she's got nothing to lose now she's not being invited to

00:20:44.600 like to go to christmas with the royals already right so

00:20:50.820 maybe she may be putting her the future of her two daughters in a bit of jeopardy with regard to

00:21:01.140 relations to the most senior roles all right let's move on who cares about fergie uh fergie

00:21:05.860 i don't believe i spent so long on that let's just move on all right the guardian gross

00:21:09.880 gross what are you doing what are you doing just after day printing sedition 0.96

00:21:18.680 Globalist slop. 1.00

00:21:19.480 Anti-British, anti-white slop. 1.00

00:21:21.180 Filth. 1.00

00:21:22.280 You're filth. 1.00

00:21:26.280 Are they revolting? 0.98

00:21:28.200 I would see if I can't close them down.

00:21:29.860 Some sort of sedition act.

00:21:32.160 Close them down.

00:21:35.400 Demolish the building like Fred West's house.

00:21:42.740 Okay.

00:21:44.540 Two-year delay in assessment of autism

00:21:46.460 due to pressure on NHS.

00:21:47.800 You can go to a private clinic though, can't you?

00:21:50.240 You can just go to a private clinic and pay

00:21:51.760 And then you'll definitely, they'll say, yeah, tick, yeah, you've got autism

00:21:54.300 Yeah, you've got ADHD, yeah, tick, you want to pay

00:21:56.720 Oh, but if you want to do it on the NHS for free, effectively

00:21:59.420 Well, not really, but in the first instance, free

00:22:03.380 You might have to wait a long while for it

00:22:05.420 Surge in demand for neurodiversity diagnoses means long waits for care

00:22:12.980 Do you think the 10 to 20 million extra people 1.00

00:22:19.220 That have been crowbarred into this country 1.00

00:22:20.760 Against the will of the average person

00:22:22.400 Since 1997

00:22:23.440 Has got anything to do with those long waits for care

00:22:26.260 Do you think that's got anything to do with it

00:22:27.600 I mean this article doesn't mention anything like that

00:22:32.480 It doesn't talk about the net hundreds and hundreds of thousands of more people

00:22:37.100 That invade us every year, year on year

00:22:39.960 It's not talking about that

00:22:40.920 It's just, it's just the NHS, it's a bit broken now

00:22:44.220 There's just long waiting lists

00:22:48.220 Don't worry about exactly why

00:22:50.920 Certainly don't talk about what might remedy that

00:22:54.220 A giant programme of deportations

00:22:56.220 Massed re-migration 0.89

00:22:57.720 Forced re-migration if necessary, and it probably will be 0.99

00:23:00.220 Almost certainly will be

00:23:02.220 Don't talk about that, that would be un-British, that would be racist

00:23:04.720 Don't be a bigot

00:23:07.520 More safe and legal routes, if anything

00:23:10.920 Oh but you can't see a dentist

00:23:13.520 You can't get something done on the NHS 0.93

00:23:15.940 School sizes are ridiculous

00:23:18.920 There's not enough houses

00:23:20.760 Maybe we stop letting ourselves being invaded then 1.00

00:23:24.840 Maybe we can re-migrate the millions of people 1.00

00:23:26.980 That by any natural right should not be here 1.00

00:23:29.620 No, no more safe and legal routes if anything

00:23:31.800 Don't talk to me Guardian about long waiting lists

00:23:37.760 Of whatever stripe on the NHS

00:23:39.600 Don't talk to me about that

00:23:40.340 It's your fault. It's in part your fault.

00:23:47.420 Okay, there's Donald Trump and Xi Jinping.

00:23:49.800 Xi Jinping looks pretty bored, doesn't he?

00:23:54.060 Ah, this.

00:23:55.580 Some say, I'm not sure if it's true, a little bit tinfoil hacked territory,

00:23:58.340 but some say he's ill, don't they, at the moment?

00:24:01.280 Like he might be dying.

00:24:03.420 But they say that about all sorts of people, don't they, all the time.

00:24:06.900 They say that about Putin.

00:24:07.980 Putin's dying three years later.

00:24:09.660 Oh no, he seems in perfect, seems in rude health, if anything.

00:24:13.120 Trump's got a bruise on the back of his hand, he's dying, is he?

00:24:18.520 Anyway, some saying at the moment Xi Jinping might be ill.

00:24:22.000 He's obviously not that ill, is he?

00:24:24.880 Okay, they come off the plane and some B-2 bomber, or is it B-52 bomber?

00:24:33.360 Anyway, a heavy bomber flew overhead and it was reasonably low

00:24:38.260 And it was so loud

00:24:39.820 The roar of its engines was so loud

00:24:41.840 That the Donald grimaced

00:24:44.000 That's it, that's all that is

00:24:47.020 Xi Jinping was completely indifferent

00:24:48.860 Completely impassive

00:24:49.880 Inscrutable

00:24:51.980 Expressionless, yeah

00:24:55.900 That's his special move, isn't it?

00:25:01.780 Xi Jinping

00:25:02.220 His expression is nearly always expressionless

00:25:06.920 more or less expressionless isn't it okay he sets out terms um to keep peace with us all right good

00:25:14.640 we talked about that a bit before tactical votes could put reform in fourth womp womp be better

00:25:19.740 at being a party then make the arguments better don't flood your ranks with boris wave tories

00:25:25.300 that are traitors that ruined this country then you know don't care don't buy the argument that

00:25:32.460 It's Rupert and Restore's fault in any way

00:25:35.560 Rupert and Restore was made by Nigel and Reform

00:25:40.100 Rupert and all his supporters would be in Reform

00:25:43.100 If Nigel hadn't thrown him out

00:25:47.940 Of course, obviously

00:25:48.940 Reform will slide into fourth place

00:25:51.400 Oh well, that's a bed of your own making

00:25:53.660 You're going to blame it on Restore

00:25:56.320 Yeah, no

00:25:57.560 Okay

00:26:00.340 people look back at the way Nigel conducted himself between 2024 and now or whenever the

00:26:08.040 next general election is if they do poorly at the next general election so he was all of his own

00:26:13.060 making all of his own making I don't think Nigel has got a great political acumen really don't

00:26:23.740 People say Beau is one of the greatest politicians in the last 20 years.

00:26:29.680 Is he?

00:26:30.680 Is he?

00:26:31.680 He was right about Brexit.

00:26:32.680 He managed to fill in the country that more people than didn't wanted to leave Europe 0.58

00:26:39.060 just about.

00:26:40.060 I mean, wasn't it like 52%, 53% the leave vote?

00:26:44.500 Okay, he was right about that all along.

00:26:48.820 Nearly everything else Nigel's gut tells him about politics seems to be wrong to me.

00:26:53.720 or just off the mark perhaps not categorically catastrophically wrong but off the mark

00:26:58.260 you think reform voters wanted nadim zahari do you you think your average reform voter

00:27:08.940 really the average one really wants zia yusuf

00:27:11.940 zia yusuf is the most based one though isn't he quite far again credit where it's due i don't

00:27:19.300 want him in my government i don't want him as my home secretary but credit where it's due

00:27:22.940 He says the most base things, doesn't he, by quite some way.

00:27:28.020 Do you think people want Andrew Rosendale?

00:27:30.760 The people of Rumford don't even like Andrew Rosendale.

00:27:35.160 Do you think people want Robert Jenrick, 1.00

00:27:38.160 who flooded us with Afghans and then gloated about it? 1.00

00:27:42.420 He's going to be your boy. 1.00

00:27:44.780 Nigel hasn't got great acumen.

00:27:45.820 All right, let's have a look here.

00:27:47.080 The eye paper, what have we got?

00:27:48.000 Oh, there's going to be a boxing match.

00:27:49.140 Tyson Fury

00:27:50.100 Big giant man

00:27:52.220 Dad body

00:27:53.100 Tyson Fury

00:27:54.880 And Anthony Joshua

00:27:57.140 Are going to have a big boxing match

00:28:00.180 It's going to be the boxing match of the century

00:28:02.320 It's going to be in Cardiff

00:28:04.660 Well that giant stadium in Cardiff

00:28:06.340 At 2am

00:28:07.440 That is weird

00:28:07.980 That is late

00:28:08.540 Is that for the American audience?

00:28:10.220 I don't know

00:28:10.620 At 2am

00:28:11.840 Okay

00:28:13.740 I think we did the poll today

00:28:14.820 In fact let's go to the poll early today

00:28:16.540 Harry can you bring that up on my screen for me?

00:28:19.140 because i wanted to ask you about i know you guys people who watch this live the glorious band the

00:28:24.840 chosen few my band of brothers and sisters you don't like f1 you really don't like football

00:28:29.340 some of you do but most the vast majority of you don't do you like boxing though i suspect it's

00:28:34.660 going to be a no let's have a look let me look at this for the first time in real time all right

00:28:38.740 750 plus votes because we're looking at it earlier in the in the show than usual and harry

00:28:44.740 ask you just straight up do you care about boxing just that no yeah 74% of you say no

00:28:49.540 okay well noted fair enough I like boxing I like MMA

00:28:56.040 but three quarters of you don't so okay I was going to talk about that for a moment but I guess

00:29:03.740 I'm not I guess I'll just move on I hope and the one thing I'll say is I hope Tyson Fury wins

00:29:11.780 I quite like Tyson Fury

00:29:12.980 He's a little bit based

00:29:14.160 And he's quite funny

00:29:14.920 He's got a good sense of humour

00:29:15.780 He's alright

00:29:16.600 He's an alright bloke

00:29:17.300 In my opinion

00:29:17.760 And anti-Joshua

00:29:19.400 Is a racist 0.99

00:29:20.540 An anti-white racist 1.00

00:29:21.740 He seems to hate 1.00

00:29:22.960 White people 1.00

00:29:23.580 Didn't he advocate 1.00

00:29:25.300 For boycotting 0.99

00:29:27.100 White businesses 1.00

00:29:27.840 Yeah he did 0.98

00:29:28.600 Yeah 1.00

00:29:28.820 He's a scumbag 1.00

00:29:29.980 I fear 1.00

00:29:31.200 Joshua's going to

00:29:32.500 Knock him out though

00:29:33.080 I want Tyson to win 0.82

00:29:34.880 Tyson Fury to win

00:29:36.900 If I was going to

00:29:38.580 Put a tenner on it

00:29:39.340 I'd put it on Joshua

00:29:40.060 Anyway, that's it, that's all I'll say

00:29:42.680 I'll move on, three quarters of you don't care

00:29:44.520 So

00:29:45.200 Alright, what else have we got here

00:29:48.540 On the iPaper

00:29:49.140 NHS Corridor Care

00:29:51.000 Killing 550 people every week

00:29:54.440 Let's read that again

00:29:58.480 NHS Corridor Care

00:30:00.180 Killing 550 people

00:30:03.000 Every week 0.88

00:30:03.460 If it was 5 people a week, that would be a concern

00:30:05.780 If it was 50 people a week, that's a scandal

00:30:08.280 550 people a week

00:30:10.640 Are left to die in corridors 0.78

00:30:13.700 That's some sort of holocaust isn't it 0.80

00:30:17.640 Well the true definition of a holocaust is to do with fire and flames and burning isn't it 0.74

00:30:23.040 It's not exactly that but 0.81

00:30:24.340 Some sort of slow burn genocide

00:30:27.360 550 people a week

00:30:28.680 That's completely and utterly unacceptable isn't it

00:30:32.120 Why so many?

00:30:33.400 What's the problem?

00:30:34.540 What's going on?

00:30:35.920 The NHS has never been great really

00:30:37.540 my whole lifetime it's never been that bad let's read a bit of the blurb what's going on

00:30:42.500 let's explain it overcrowding oh so there's overcrowding in a&e accident and emergency

00:30:48.460 linked to more than 500 deaths a week in england wales and northern ireland

00:30:52.740 review of 19 000 patients finds that for every 10 increase in a&e occupancy the chance of dying in

00:31:04.180 the next 28 days rises by 1%. On average, emergency departments are operating at 175%

00:31:13.080 occupancy. Why are they so overcrowded? That's catastrophically overcrowded, isn't it?

00:31:20.360 Why are they so overcrowded? 0.97

00:31:24.100 Don't talk about that, racist. You might venture into the realm of racism if you talk about

00:31:30.840 why that is. Report should be, quote, calls for alarm, says leading medic. Yeah. Reducing

00:31:40.960 crowding could save lives, says study author. Yeah. So why is it? Why is it that our A&E

00:31:52.600 and the NHS in general, from dentistry all the way through to cancer operations, why 0.99

00:31:58.000 is it that they're so terribly terribly swamped insanely swamped is it because of the 10 to 20 1.00

00:32:08.660 million people foreign people that by any natural right have got no place being in this country it's 1.00

00:32:16.640 not their country is it those millions of people that have come here since 1997 been allowed to 1.00

00:32:22.560 come here been allowed to invade us ruin our demographic for all time in our one and only 1.00

00:32:26.820 ancestral homeland, making us a hated and marginalised minority, and our one and only

00:32:31.960 ancestral homeland, is it those people that are contributing, at least contributing, to 0.96

00:32:39.720 the insane overcrowding on the NHS? Just asking the question. Oh, Alistair Heath won't be 0.96

00:32:49.900 happy with me, asking that question. Or like Ed Davey wouldn't be happy. Hmm? Or like Diane

00:32:56.380 Abbott would call me a racist or something. But isn't that exactly what it is?

00:33:05.640 You can't have an island the size of this island, with a population the size that it

00:33:10.540 was, and just crowbarring millions and millions of more people, and expect something like

00:33:18.280 the NHS to still function properly. You can't. That does not work. They'll say, oh, we just

00:33:24.720 need, we need 55,000 new nurses. I know, let's import Nigerian nurses who aren't qualified 1.00

00:33:34.600 properly. The NHS is crumbling to pieces because of overcrowding. Let's import more people. 1.00

00:33:42.080 Doesn't make any sense, does it? 1.00

00:33:45.960 Doesn't make any sense

00:33:46.740 The fix it button for this

00:33:49.860 Is deporting millions of people 0.62

00:33:51.680 That should not be here 0.93

00:33:52.520 Of course it is

00:33:53.820 Obviously it is 0.90

00:33:55.220 A giant programme of mass re-migration

00:33:59.500 Mass deportations 1.00

00:34:00.700 Of course that's the correct answer 1.00

00:34:04.220 Still

00:34:06.660 Nearly everyone in Parliament

00:34:09.800 Not every single one

00:34:10.820 Some of the Reform MPs wouldn't say this

00:34:13.240 You might get one or two Tory MPs

00:34:15.660 Who wouldn't say this

00:34:16.820 But nearly all of them

00:34:17.780 In Parliament who decide what the law is

00:34:20.760 In the final reckoning

00:34:22.940 They all say

00:34:24.340 No, to even talk about mass remigration

00:34:26.920 Is anti-British

00:34:28.780 Racist 0.89

00:34:29.500 Nazi even 1.00

00:34:31.220 Bigoted, wrong-headed, evil 0.98

00:34:34.520 More safe and legal routes if anything 0.62

00:34:37.740 that dynamic cannot last forever cannot last forever it will not it's inevitable that that 0.71

00:34:49.060 whole dynamic will have to move and change even if there's some sort of terrible sectarian nightmare

00:34:56.120 in between those two things in between what we've got now and that conversation changing

00:35:01.280 Even if there's a South African style, Zimbabwe style

00:35:05.240 A Lebanese style, Yugoslavian style nightmare 0.95

00:35:08.460 Then it will change 1.00

00:35:11.920 But it will change, that's inevitable

00:35:14.300 Just how dark and terrible things get before it does

00:35:19.340 Some people say, it's not inevitable though

00:35:24.640 It is, it is

00:35:26.940 It just depends how bad it has to get before it changes

00:35:33.760 And again, the iPaper, like nearly all the legacy corporate mainstream media

00:35:39.180 They'll talk about the problems with all sorts of infrastructure

00:35:43.840 Problems with the courts, with the prisons, with the housing

00:35:50.120 With the schools, with the NHS, and on and on and on

00:35:53.820 with the scourge of anti-Semitism

00:35:56.760 on and on and on

00:35:57.900 but not talk about re-migration

00:36:00.240 or only ever mention it in passing

00:36:02.860 in order to try and character assassinate

00:36:04.860 Azir Yusuf or Charlie Downs or something

00:36:07.580 yeah

00:36:11.380 that can't last forever

00:36:13.520 it cannot

00:36:14.680 okay the Daily Telegraph

00:36:16.560 German-owned Zionist slot

00:36:23.820 Jewish people can have their own ancestral homeland 1.00

00:36:27.960 But British people can't

00:36:29.940 That's the Telegraph's line

00:36:31.360 This is an odd story, a horrible story really

00:36:34.220 Fiennes kept in care home illegally

00:36:36.660 Illegally

00:36:39.820 Ralph Fiennes has let himself go a bit there, hasn't he?

00:36:44.900 It's not Ralph Fiennes, it's Ranolf Fiennes

00:36:46.680 Two very different people

00:36:47.640 Ranolf Fiennes, the explorer, the badass explorer

00:36:50.520 he was in uh he was in the army was he in the sas did he get chucked out of the sas for being too

00:36:57.540 much of a badass imagine that imagine you're in the ss and they're like whoa you're too much

00:37:02.280 of a loose cannon we can't really trust you you're too badass um and explorer i really like

00:37:09.940 ranoff fines he's old now though he's like 82 the other day he was in the news the other day and i

00:37:14.380 said i was like is he still alive well there's a reason why i and other people might have been like

00:37:19.240 I haven't heard from him for a while, is he still going, what's up, what's going on with

00:37:23.860 Randolph Fiennes, well that's this story, horrible story, if you believe it, okay, because

00:37:30.520 this is a little bit of a he said, she said story, so I'll just preface it with by saying

00:37:34.840 if you believe the reporting in this story, no reason to doubt it, but just, just be on

00:37:40.820 the same side, what it is, right, Randolph Fiennes, this great man, a great man, his

00:37:46.940 own wife apparently apparently allegedly his own wife she's got power of attorney over him and she

00:37:52.620 just basically banged him up in some old some old person's care home and all his friends and family

00:37:57.580 have not seen him for a couple of years don't know what's going on and even like the leader the the

00:38:02.860 the head of one of the care homes is like there's something going on here something wrong here

00:38:06.940 and she's signed like do not resuscitate orders and stuff something odd going on you know explorer

00:38:14.300 Was deprived liberty

00:38:15.820 When wife put him in Welsh facility

00:38:18.620 Under a false name

00:38:19.740 Her name's something 1.00

00:38:22.160 Coates, some double-barrelled name 1.00

00:38:24.040 Millington Coates or something

00:38:25.760 I can't remember, I don't know

00:38:26.400 Why are you putting him in a care home under a false name, love?

00:38:32.440 What's that about? Explain yourself

00:38:34.100 Explain yourself, dearie

00:38:36.080 Family and friends

00:38:38.420 Have no idea of his current whereabouts

00:38:40.480 After he was relocated

00:38:42.560 Explain yourself, now

00:38:43.760 Concerns raised

00:38:49.780 About lasting power of attorney

00:38:51.740 For those who lack mental capacity 1.00

00:38:53.900 So is it 1.00

00:38:56.340 Ranulph Fiennes has got like

00:38:57.720 Dementia or something 0.98

00:38:58.740 She's got

00:39:01.720 Lasting power of attorney 0.99

00:39:03.440 Sort of like you've got legal authority

00:39:05.820 Over like a guardian, like a parent

00:39:07.220 You can

00:39:09.180 You can sign on behalf of them stuff

00:39:11.740 You can deal with all their money and estate

00:39:13.460 and everything um fiddle about with their wheel even i believe uh might not be that much anyway

00:39:19.540 she's just banged him up in a care home moved him around under a false name and no one's heard from

00:39:23.840 him for a while for like two years and even as i say in this article it goes on to say that even

00:39:29.520 the head of the care home one of the care homes was like something's not quite right here

00:39:34.940 This woman needs to explain what's going on 1.00

00:39:39.940 Again, look into 1.00

00:39:43.920 Randolph Fiennes' life

00:39:45.920 For yourself

00:39:46.860 And you'll discover he's

00:39:49.940 A great man

00:39:50.720 Doesn't deserve to be treated like this

00:39:55.860 If this reporting

00:39:58.060 Is correct

00:39:58.680 Alright

00:40:01.600 Horrible story, isn't it? If true

00:40:03.360 Horrible

00:40:04.660 Poor Sir Randolph Fiennes

00:40:06.740 Serves better

00:40:08.700 Okay

00:40:10.020 Downing Street aides

00:40:11.200 Pushed Burnham

00:40:11.860 To call early election

00:40:13.020 Yeah the story just says that

00:40:14.580 Loads of people

00:40:16.380 In and around Downing Street

00:40:17.660 What would it be

00:40:19.520 Some cabinet office

00:40:21.080 Civil servants

00:40:22.360 All sorts of people

00:40:23.300 Apparently according to this story

00:40:24.520 Are saying

00:40:25.580 Look Burnham

00:40:26.660 At least if it's not in November

00:40:27.960 At least do it in spring next year

00:40:29.520 Because

00:40:29.900 Your polling won't be this good

00:40:32.880 For much longer

00:40:33.720 they're saying call an early election but that's not like next week or anything but

00:40:39.720 spring maybe spring next year andy and wait no sternum no sternum burnham stop putting that

00:40:48.420 eyeliner on just give the eyeliner a rest for a minute listen listen gotta do an early election

00:40:55.520 mate stop eating all the pies and then going on one jog pretending you do cardio

00:41:02.120 listen to your aids you need to do an early general election okay

00:41:07.360 all right whether we will or not who knows we're all waiting on tenterhooks aren't we okay

00:41:14.680 what else have we got there's this story of this migrant it'll be on one of the other front pages

00:41:22.520 we'll talk about it in fact is it the next one we'll talk about that in a moment the way this

00:41:26.880 barbarian left a baby to drown effectively i'll talk about in a moment the daily mail pure 0.73

00:41:33.900 globalist slot trying to pretend it isn't wearing the skin suit of nativism and patriotism 0.70

00:41:37.380 throw out a little bit of red meat from time to time actually it's pure globalism and hates us 0.83

00:41:41.260 hates you if you're a nativist you're a patriot you want the best for your country you don't want

00:41:47.300 it invaded you don't want to become a hated and marginalized minority in your own ancestral 0.72

00:41:51.360 homeland that's you as any male hates you hate your guts that's what the male really is that's 0.99

00:41:59.400 who they really are okay some nepo baby there don't care still say your plans working prime 0.97

00:42:05.780 minister labor's army of migrants revealed 83 279 small boats arrivals since general election now 0.97

00:42:12.860 outstripped strength of the regular british army that's funny some argued that labor was going to

00:42:18.340 actually stop the small boats anyone who argued that feel like they don't really know what they're

00:42:25.480 talking about yeah okay the daily express here we go this horrible story this happened just

00:42:39.600 yesterday or was it the day before on the beach just off a french beach there's a dinghy there

00:42:45.260 Just out of sight 1.00

00:42:46.080 Filled with Middle Easterners and Sub-Saharan Africans 1.00

00:42:49.560 This guy 1.00

00:42:52.340 This monster

00:42:55.860 Wades out into the sea with a little kid on his shoulders

00:43:00.280 This little kid here

00:43:01.340 Little toddler

00:43:02.700 Looked like a two year old, three year old

00:43:04.420 Maybe four year old at most

00:43:05.940 Probably two or three year old

00:43:07.680 Wades out with him on his shoulders

00:43:09.800 You see how high the water is

00:43:13.400 And there's big waves as well

00:43:15.580 Relatively big waves

00:43:16.540 It's not as calm as that image suggests

00:43:19.240 It's just in between waves at that moment

00:43:22.640 Ways out to the dinghy

00:43:25.140 It's already filled with people

00:43:26.460 All different people just scrambling

00:43:27.800 There's obviously not

00:43:29.200 There's no

00:43:29.600 There's no queue

00:43:30.980 It's just whoever can get on it

00:43:33.220 Gets there

00:43:35.260 Dumps the baby

00:43:37.100 In the water there

00:43:38.460 And then just turns

00:43:39.620 And tries to scramble on the dinghy

00:43:42.040 The small boat

00:43:43.040 Who knows if it's actually his kid

00:43:47.920 Who knows

00:43:49.300 Channel boats shock as man leaves child 1.00

00:43:54.560 Man, foreign invader, barbarian 0.99

00:43:57.600 A man, just a man 0.97

00:44:00.380 Leaves child to rescuers

00:44:02.120 And clambers aboard

00:44:03.720 Desperate to reach Britain

00:44:05.380 Are you kidding with that?

00:44:09.660 Daily Express

00:44:10.300 Are you kidding?

00:44:13.040 That your anger is anything other than pure contempt and rage for this person

00:44:18.500 You could read that headline, couldn't you?

00:44:21.440 And read into it a touch of compassion or empathy for him

00:44:25.240 That he's so desperate to reach Britain

00:44:27.280 That his plight in life, in the world, is so desperate

00:44:30.300 That he somehow, in some way, excuses what he did

00:44:35.120 In some small sense

00:44:36.080 It's just shocking

00:44:37.440 His desperation is shocking

00:44:39.640 No

00:44:40.880 his his lack of humanity is sickening he just left that kid there just out of shot there were 0.97

00:44:50.400 white frenchmen i think they're french with a boogie board or a surfboard and they're wearing 0.96

00:44:55.080 wetsuits and they're there to try and well they immediately almost immediately pick this child up

00:45:00.200 and put it on some sort of surfboard thing they've got there in order to save his life

00:45:04.940 that could could would have drowned within moments within seconds maybe

00:45:08.100 His lungs could have filled with water within seconds

00:45:12.180 So they save him

00:45:15.220 I mean, this beast man has obviously calculated that

00:45:17.960 He's seen them

00:45:18.600 He knows that baby's just not going to drift there

00:45:21.540 Indefinitely

00:45:23.000 It makes it all the worse, doesn't it?

00:45:25.720 Almost

00:45:26.220 It makes it more cynical, if anything

00:45:28.380 Just abandoned a toddler in the ocean

00:45:31.680 That he walked him into

00:45:33.920 And then, that's it

00:45:35.660 That's my responsibility fulfilled

00:45:39.980 I'm going to try and get on the boat here now

00:45:41.920 And we're supposed to feel any

00:45:45.040 Even on any level

00:45:46.260 Any shred

00:45:47.520 Any tiny residue of

00:45:49.020 Sympathy for his desperate plight

00:45:51.540 No, no, no

00:45:52.740 That's a monster 0.57

00:45:54.980 What normal human being would act like that?

00:46:05.660 I mean, it's sort of incredible

00:46:10.420 Sort of unbelievable

00:46:12.000 And that the editorial line from The Express

00:46:15.040 Isn't one of complete and utter disgust

00:46:19.120 And moral contempt for him

00:46:23.360 He's just desperate to reach Britain

00:46:25.480 It's just an example of how desperate he is

00:46:28.520 Is that the right line to take?

00:46:32.860 Is that the right take?

00:46:33.640 I don't think so, mate

00:46:36.140 I don't think so, The Express

00:46:38.460 No, this is a monstrous invader

00:46:43.820 It should be nowhere near my country

00:46:47.820 The Mirror, there's Kate there, looking radiant

00:46:54.760 She's always radiant, isn't she?

00:46:58.140 Radiant in tweed today 0.53

00:46:59.460 Radiant in tweed today

00:47:01.480 the lovely Catherine Middleton

00:47:04.180 our beloved

00:47:06.180 Princess of Wales

00:47:07.160 I'm quite enjoying the

00:47:14.100 ambiguity in my own mind

00:47:15.940 about how ironic I'm being

00:47:18.400 when I simp

00:47:19.760 for Kate Middleton

00:47:21.600 okay

00:47:26.080 a bit odd

00:47:28.680 Andy Carroll's ordeal

00:47:30.380 this is a football player

00:47:31.320 Andy Carroll

00:47:32.700 And he says

00:47:34.940 He was sexually assaulted by a man

00:47:36.980 By a celebrity man 0.74

00:47:38.780 At his home

00:47:39.820 Okay

00:47:42.960 Brave Andy Carroll has spoken up

00:47:45.600 That a couple of years ago

00:47:46.880 A few years ago

00:47:47.580 Some male celebrity

00:47:48.880 Who's been left unnamed

00:47:50.800 Sexually assaulted him

00:47:52.620 He was staying round Andy Carroll's house

00:47:54.460 Because he was watching a boxing

00:47:55.520 Some boxing match

00:47:56.720 Some fight late at night

00:47:58.640 Andy Carroll wakes up in the morning

00:48:00.660 to find himself being sexually assaulted in some way.

00:48:04.320 They don't give you the real details of it.

00:48:07.880 That's it.

00:48:08.660 That's sort of it.

00:48:09.960 That's the story.

00:48:12.980 And the angle is,

00:48:14.220 is that he's very brave to talk about it.

00:48:18.860 Okay.

00:48:19.340 The obvious question is...

00:48:24.340 Who was the male celebrity?

00:48:30.660 Was it Alan Carr

00:48:33.220 No I don't know

00:48:33.840 I don't know

00:48:34.220 Obviously no one knows

00:48:35.100 No one knows

00:48:37.240 Okay

00:48:39.140 The Daily Star

00:48:40.600 Going to the same thing

00:48:41.380 Andy Carroll

00:48:42.340 I was abused by a male celeb

00:48:44.220 Was it that Doctor Who fella

00:48:48.860 I don't know

00:48:51.660 We don't know

00:48:52.520 Okay

00:48:53.600 The Metro

00:48:54.140 Pure slop

00:48:55.320 The Metro

00:48:55.660 Ooh actually

00:48:56.320 Ooh

00:48:57.560 Oh the Metro

00:48:59.760 Sorry Metro 1.00

00:49:00.320 sorry sorry you smell you smell real bad have a wash yeah filthy hippie get a haircut okay 0.99

00:49:13.680 facial recognition at tills now pay through your through the nose it's just a little story saying 0.98

00:49:18.720 that in i think it's some sort of coffee shop chain i'm not sure which one they're gonna they're

00:49:22.640 rolling out uh facial recognition stuff so all you need to do or maybe it's even iris recognition

00:49:29.760 of stuff i don't know you can just sort of glance you can look into a screen and he goes yep that's

00:49:34.780 you and we've just deducted four quid out of your bank account for the coffee you've just bought or

00:49:39.520 whatever it is you know is that good is that a good idea i think it's nightmarish that's

00:49:46.040 nightmarish to me that's something out of like judge dread dystopian future or something

00:49:50.740 uh anyway so this article and some other people saying yeah that's not a great idea

00:49:58.380 it could lead to all sorts of abuses and it's not for a number of reasons that's not cool

00:50:06.560 you might think that's cool it's not

00:50:08.640 okay and kate looking radiant in tweed there we go oh that's it okay that's it they're the

00:50:16.360 front pages they're the increasingly absurd frankly absurd and frustrating front pages

00:50:21.520 on fleet street today lying to us by uh by omission if nothing else yeah nothing about

00:50:29.440 ehud barrack and the fifth baron rothschild and george osborne nothing about them nope

00:50:37.120 all right nothing about the banking cartels nope all right

00:50:44.160 fine we quickly check in with the price of crude we do that on this show most days don't we not

00:50:49.200 every single day but most days look at what the price of crude is trading at

00:50:53.040 like let's do a refresh so we get the exact prices oh it's gone up a little bit brent is at 106.

00:51:00.480 west texas is uh 93. so that's up what three four dollars since yesterday

00:51:09.760 there you go there you go if you watch the bow show regularly i don't have to tell you the

00:51:12.960 trends over the last week or two you'll know all right okay what's the time now oh it's

00:51:18.160 It's gone 10-2, well let's just move straight on to

00:51:20.160 On This Day in History

00:51:21.420 I like doing that segment towards the end of the show

00:51:23.840 You guys seem to like me doing it

00:51:25.520 Let's have a little look-see

00:51:27.000 Down through the centuries, nay the millennia

00:51:30.220 On this day, September the 25th

00:51:32.040 What happened of note?

00:51:33.400 Let's have a look, okay

00:51:34.100 On this day in the year 1066

00:51:37.360 The Battle of Stamford Bridge

00:51:39.120 English army under King Harold II

00:51:41.500 Harold Godwinson

00:51:42.340 Defeats invading Norwegians led by

00:51:45.460 King Harold Hardrada

00:51:46.580 and Harold Godmanson's own brother, Tostig,

00:51:50.560 who were both killed.

00:51:53.380 Of course, I've got long-form content.

00:51:56.120 For anyone who might not know,

00:51:56.900 on LotusSegers.com, the website.

00:51:59.320 Behind the paywall there,

00:52:01.360 I've got my own history-themed show,

00:52:02.860 Bode's Epochs.

00:52:04.980 Dan Tubb's got his own show.

00:52:06.700 It's all about economics, called Brokernomics.

00:52:10.060 Luca's got his own show, all about literature.

00:52:13.740 Farras has got his own show,

00:52:14.920 They were all about geo-politics

00:52:18.080 Stelius did a long show, didn't he, all about philosophy

00:52:23.520 The old Josh Firm, good old Firminator

00:52:26.240 He had one called Contemplations about all sorts of stuff

00:52:28.440 Anyway, behind the paywall on otc.com

00:52:30.560 Quite literally, without exaggeration, thousands of hours of content

00:52:34.960 Quality, long-form content

00:52:36.800 I mean, there's over 280 episodes just of epochs

00:52:39.440 All long-form, none of them shorter than an hour

00:52:42.120 Or maybe one or two shorter than an hour, usually more than an hour

00:52:44.920 Sometimes an hour and a half, sometimes longer.

00:52:47.660 So quite literally, without exaggeration,

00:52:49.160 hundreds and hundreds of hours of me

00:52:50.760 giving you history-themed content.

00:52:53.520 Everything from Gobekli Tepe

00:52:54.880 to the Iranian embassy siege.

00:52:58.100 Yeah?

00:52:59.380 You get access to it all

00:53:00.620 as little as £5 a month.

00:53:02.900 The way the membership tiers work on

00:53:04.780 notocetis.com is very, very generous.

00:53:07.040 The lowest tier gives you access

00:53:08.720 to all of that.

00:53:11.120 It's not a bad deal, actually,

00:53:12.500 if you're interested.

00:53:13.040 anyway, do you think I talk all about

00:53:15.480 the end

00:53:17.660 of the Anglo-Saxon age

00:53:19.100 Godwin

00:53:20.720 and his sons, Harold

00:53:23.540 Godwinson and Tostig

00:53:24.600 all about 1.00

00:53:26.540 the bastard 0.97

00:53:28.980 Duke William of Normandy 0.96

00:53:31.700 made himself a king of

00:53:33.660 England, oh yeah it's all there

00:53:35.680 a few couple of

00:53:37.860 long form bits of content

00:53:39.920 just all about the Confessor

00:53:41.560 one or two all about harold a mini-series three four five episodes just about william

00:53:48.780 the conqueror a whole one just about harold hardrada an hour and a half or whatever just

00:53:53.920 talking about harold hardrada there you go check it out if you're so inclined what else have we

00:54:01.440 got on this day in 1237 the treaty of york is signed between henry iii do you think i've got

00:54:05.440 long-form content about Henry III, of course I have, and Alexander II of Scotland, establishing

00:54:11.480 a boundary between the two countries that remain mostly unchanged in modern times.

00:54:16.160 Yeah, that is interesting to know, isn't it? Yeah, I've got long-form content all about

00:54:21.320 Henry III, if you're interested, yeah. The baby, well, young son of John, wasn't it?

00:54:27.480 king john he had a dodgy lamprey and died and his son was or he wasn't a baby he wasn't like henry

00:54:38.040 the sixth he was like nine months old whatever henry the third was i think seven or eight or

00:54:43.560 nine years old something like that when he became king the earl of pembroke had to become was his

00:54:51.000 like protector during the minority william marshall william the marshall the greatest knight in

00:54:56.840 christendom it's all there it's all there okay what else have we got here on this day in 1513

00:55:01.920 spanish explorer vasco de balboa crosses the isthmus of panama becoming the first european

00:55:09.760 to see the the pacific ocean it's remarkable isn't it well i've got a fair fair few bits of content

00:55:16.120 about the age of discovery got long form also on my own channel history bro where is it

00:55:21.380 On my own channel History Bro

00:55:24.140 I've got long form content

00:55:25.740 All about Drake

00:55:26.660 It was a long series

00:55:29.420 Can I remember 5, 10

00:55:30.920 8, 10 episodes

00:55:33.440 All about Drake, Sir Francis Drake

00:55:35.020 He was the first Englishman

00:55:36.700 To see the Pacific Ocean, Drake

00:55:38.560 Which was much later, it was like the 1570s by that point

00:55:41.320 Anyway

00:55:43.440 Do you think that's early or late

00:55:46.340 In human history 1.00

00:55:47.500 That a European would ever 0.99

00:55:49.520 Lay eyes on the entire Pacific Ocean 0.98

00:55:52.580 The early 16th century

00:55:54.960 Well, there you go

00:55:56.120 Columbus didn't sell the ocean blue until 1492 1.00

00:55:59.700 Did any Vikings in a much earlier age 0.99

00:56:03.660 Ever get to the Isthmus of Panama 0.95

00:56:06.000 And see the Pacific Ocean?

00:56:08.740 Almost certainly not

00:56:09.400 Maybe though

00:56:09.920 Okay, on this day

00:56:13.620 It's not recorded if they did

00:56:15.060 On this day in 1789

00:56:17.080 The first US Congress

00:56:18.560 Proposes

00:56:20.560 The Bill of Rights

00:56:23.320 A set of amendments to the Constitution

00:56:25.300 Guaranteeing essential liberties

00:56:26.560 Including freedom of speech, freedom of press

00:56:28.760 And the right to peaceful assembly

00:56:30.700 And the right to bear arms 0.77

00:56:32.340 The right not to have

00:56:33.700 Troops billeted upon you against your will

00:56:36.820 The right not to

00:56:38.340 Incriminate yourself

00:56:39.440 The right to have a relatively quick trial by jury

00:56:43.100 The right to

00:56:44.740 What else is it

00:56:45.760 like no cruel and unusual torture or anything.

00:56:50.720 The Bill of Rights is separate to the Constitution.

00:56:53.080 The first ten amendments, that's what the Bill of Rights is.

00:56:57.000 Okay, I believe I've definitely talked about it before.

00:56:59.640 It might be months ago now.

00:57:01.580 When the Constitution was finally ratified,

00:57:04.260 I'll say it again, Thomas Jefferson was in France.

00:57:07.740 He was, I think he was like the ambassador extraordinary to Paris or something.

00:57:12.020 The Constitution is passed.

00:57:13.120 Jefferson gets wind of it

00:57:14.580 Sees the final draft of it

00:57:16.540 And he's like wait

00:57:17.020 This isn't good enough

00:57:19.060 It doesn't go far enough

00:57:19.820 You need to write down in black and white

00:57:21.880 Some of your key rights

00:57:23.640 Like freedom of speech

00:57:25.880 The right to bear arms

00:57:27.260 The right not to be imprisoned unlawfully

00:57:29.560 That sort of thing

00:57:31.580 James Madison said

00:57:34.880 No no that's all implicit in the constitution

00:57:36.920 We don't necessarily have to write it down

00:57:38.860 In a load of amendments

00:57:40.280 A bill of rights

00:57:40.940 Because it's all

00:57:41.560 Actually the constitution

00:57:42.680 is more or less perfect as it is, a perfect document. It's all implicit in there. And

00:57:47.880 Jefferson said, no, it isn't. If you don't write these down, men in the future, generations

00:57:52.000 from now, will steal those rights from us, from our descendants, if you don't make it

00:57:59.860 perfectly clear. Anyway, there was a big, hoo-ha, a big argument about that. You had

00:58:03.820 Federalists and Anti-Federalists arguing both ways. In the end, in the end, the Federalists

00:58:09.700 got it, won it, won the argument

00:58:12.280 the Federalist Papers

00:58:13.900 and James Madison conceded

00:58:15.400 and was like, okay, alright, we'll have

00:58:17.640 the first ten amendments, the Bill of Rights

00:58:19.800 probably is prudent

00:58:21.900 actually, isn't it?

00:58:23.520 to put it down in black and white, clearly there

00:58:25.280 black and white

00:58:26.340 your right to

00:58:31.100 freedom of press

00:58:32.580 freedom of association, freedom of speech

00:58:35.460 just black and white

00:58:37.560 probably for the best wasn't it yep all right on this day in 1906 leonardo torres quivito

00:58:45.300 successfully demonstrates the the telekino in bilbao before a large crowd guiding a boat from

00:58:52.580 shore considered the birth of remote control i don't know anything about that i can't give you

00:58:57.720 any more detail about that never heard of that thing in history i'm afraid i'm pretty good aren't

00:59:02.840 I usually nearly all the factoids we do on any given day I'll know something I can chip in with

00:59:08.680 something if not know about it in reasonably good detail but not always don't know anything about

00:59:13.620 that so I'll move on on this day 1926 Henry Ford not a bit about Henry Ford he's a fascinating guy

00:59:19.040 not a great guy very interesting guy though quite an interesting life in 1926 he announced the

00:59:24.180 eight hour five day work week for workers at Ford Motor Company yeah have you ever wondered why

00:59:29.640 Why is it? How has it come to be?

00:59:32.240 There's nothing written in the laws of physics

00:59:33.840 That we work five days a week

00:59:35.800 With eight hour working days

00:59:37.160 Why is that? How did that come about?

00:59:40.400 Well, it was negotiated over

00:59:42.040 Sort of negotiated

00:59:43.960 That's not really the right word, negotiated

00:59:45.700 But that sort of consensus

00:59:48.460 Was come to after centuries

00:59:50.280 Centuries of labour disputes

00:59:52.860 Or perhaps you might argue

00:59:53.920 The entire human civilisation

00:59:55.760 Of labour disputes

00:59:57.100 between those that want workers to work longer and harder

00:59:59.860 and the workers that don't want to work that long and hard.

01:00:03.660 Well, Henry Ford, there you go.

01:00:05.920 Henry Ford sort of instituted that and it's a model, at least in the West,

01:00:11.280 to this day, really, isn't it?

01:00:14.260 Okay, Henry Ford is a very interesting man.

01:00:16.820 Watch a documentary about his life, if you're interested.

01:00:20.780 Okay, he's more than just simply a CEO that sat at the top of an important company.

01:00:25.380 okay a visionary in all sorts of ways again not a nice guy but all right on this day 1981

01:00:32.140 Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first female US Supreme Court Justice well done love

01:00:36.860 all right well done all right that's it let's have a look at our rumble rants

01:00:40.320 we do our rumble rants and super chats now okay let's see if global church history is going to

01:00:46.760 be in at number one is it going to be a good day super fan of the channel and lead mod in the chat

01:00:52.560 Global Church History, is he going to be in at number one?

01:00:54.480 Let me do this with my mic green so I can see

01:00:55.900 the left hand side of my screen

01:00:57.540 Yes, yes, today's a good day

01:01:03.140 And still reigning, defending, undisputed

01:01:09.880 champion of my rumble rants

01:01:13.180 in Global Church History says

01:01:14.880 My account is no longer glitched, I'm back

01:01:17.740 Oh good, great, was it glitched?

01:01:19.180 Okay

01:01:20.860 It was glitched

01:01:22.320 So

01:01:22.500 But now it isn't

01:01:23.620 So

01:01:23.880 You say

01:01:28.840 And he gives us two fact words

01:01:30.260 Mostly doesn't he

01:01:31.100 What have we got here today

01:01:32.600 You put

01:01:33.220 Today

01:01:34.120 In the year

01:01:35.220 447

01:01:36.360 AD

01:01:37.660 An earthquake

01:01:39.780 Destroys Constantinople's walls

01:01:41.660 Leading St Theodosius II 0.68

01:01:43.600 To build new ones

01:01:44.460 Ah

01:01:45.000 The walls of Theodosius

01:01:47.260 i've i've been to istanbul once a few years ago now it's as much as 10 years ago could it be

01:01:56.900 i went to uh constantinople and there's still big chunks of the theodosian walls are still there

01:02:04.020 you probably know them where it's like that banded sort of red-ish pinkish and white stone bands

01:02:10.720 Anyway

01:02:11.080 Those walls, the walls of Theodosius

01:02:14.400 Is what saved Constantinople

01:02:16.100 From being taken by 0.99

01:02:17.840 Well a number of different peoples

01:02:19.180 But particularly the Ottoman Turks 0.90

01:02:21.280 Long before, centuries before it was

01:02:23.340 Many people say

01:02:25.780 Walls don't work, there's no point building walls

01:02:28.060 They don't work

01:02:29.680 They do work, walls really do work

01:02:31.980 Why is Trump building a wall

01:02:33.740 Walls don't work

01:02:35.060 They do, they bloody well do

01:02:37.600 Walls work really well

01:02:42.560 Constantinople would have fallen

01:02:48.420 Centuries before it did

01:02:50.540 If it weren't for Theodosius

01:02:52.040 Because the Theodosian walls

01:02:53.660 They decided 1.00

01:02:56.160 Constantinople is a perfect place to defend 0.97

01:02:58.620 It's a little 0.68

01:03:00.440 What's the word? Promontory

01:03:04.040 It's a bit of land that sticks out into

01:03:06.460 into the Bosphorus and on two sides like a triangle and on two sides it's really quite

01:03:12.640 steep and it's very very difficult not impossible to attack and besieged from the sea and so if you

01:03:18.160 built a wall across the top of that then the whole city is impenetrable almost if that wall is strong

01:03:23.780 enough then the whole city and there's deep wells in that city endless water if you've got enough

01:03:29.660 provisions of food you could last a siege in Constantinople for years and years and years

01:03:33.980 this whole underwater underground aquifers and aqueducts not aqueducts aquifers there's enough

01:03:43.220 fresh water there to last indefinitely more or less and if you had enough food inside the walls

01:03:48.160 you'll be safe there for for years and years and years if that wall is strong enough to keep out

01:03:54.200 a besieging army so theodosius in the fifth century decides yeah let's build brilliant walls

01:04:03.420 more than one layer of walls

01:04:05.200 towers, loads and loads of towers

01:04:07.500 and it's just going to be

01:04:09.700 a marvel of defensive wall building

01:04:11.880 sorry

01:04:15.180 gone off on a tangent there, I could talk about the

01:04:17.580 walls of Theodosius for a long long time

01:04:19.680 there's whole books written about it, there really are

01:04:21.580 people will do

01:04:23.680 a whole PhD on it

01:04:24.720 ok, check it out for yourself if you're interested

01:04:27.760 ok, and the second fact to our global

01:04:29.620 church history gives us is

01:04:30.980 um in 1093 AD St Anselm was made archbishop

01:04:36.780 surely you're not going to pretend you know about

01:04:41.980 who was archbishop in the year 1093 yeah no I am

01:04:46.220 I'm not going to pretend I am I don't I talk all about Anselm

01:04:50.040 Anselm of Beck I talk all about Anselm of Beck for quite a long time

01:04:53.420 during one of the videos about William the Conqueror

01:04:56.180 or well William Rufus William II

01:04:59.160 Anselm of Beck was Archbishop for a long time

01:05:04.400 Like 20 odd years

01:05:05.440 First under William the Conqueror was it

01:05:08.320 Or first under, no sorry I think first under William the Second 0.84

01:05:11.840 William Rufus, William the Red

01:05:13.180 And then William Rufus got killed

01:05:18.680 Possibly murdered

01:05:20.800 In a hunting accident

01:05:24.020 Anyway his little brother took over, Henry the First

01:05:26.880 and anselm was archbishop canterbury in during that reign as well and it's not long after the

01:05:34.360 great schism right the great schism the break with eastern orthodox and western uh christian

01:05:39.880 catholicism was in like the 1050s so it's in a generation after that anselm of beck he was

01:05:45.960 crazy life again another crazy life he got sort of he fell out of favor and was exiled in disgrace

01:05:52.180 Twice

01:05:53.060 And he brought back

01:05:54.340 Crazy, crazy relationship 0.88

01:05:57.480 Between those early Norman kings

01:05:59.160 And St Anselm

01:06:01.820 Global church history calls him St Anselm

01:06:03.780 He would have been

01:06:04.540 He was made a saint after the fact

01:06:07.620 Anyway, again, it's something I could talk about

01:06:10.920 I have done

01:06:11.620 Something I could talk about for a long time

01:06:13.660 The life and adventures of Archbishop Anselm

01:06:17.100 He didn't want the job originally

01:06:18.680 Anyway, I can't go on about it

01:06:21.540 If you're interested

01:06:21.980 check it out all right thanks global church history two brilliant factors there this morning

01:06:25.600 okay let's go let's go crack on these rumble rants that's their name and that's their name

01:06:33.300 at that's their name says all right governor right son you put uh they've also done it on

01:06:42.540 this day they put on this day i put on my german roots i put on my german roots for the german

01:06:48.720 owned don't have a lunch for the last time time for a grand adventure no more breakfast with bow

01:06:58.500 18 months in nagoya japan means dinner with dade oh okay all right you're going to japan for 18

01:07:05.940 months oh lovely i'm jealous i hope you have a brilliant time okay so it'll be more dinner time

01:07:14.700 when you tune in to the Bo Show.

01:07:17.820 No one in their right mind

01:07:18.920 would stop tuning in to the Bo Show,

01:07:21.160 but it's just going to be at dinner time.

01:07:23.120 I hope you have a great time.

01:07:24.140 I've never been to Japan.

01:07:25.180 I'm reasonably well-travelled.

01:07:26.960 I've been all over the world a fair bit.

01:07:29.340 Like, not insanely well-travelled,

01:07:30.420 but I've travelled a fair bit in my time.

01:07:32.580 Never made it to Japan.

01:07:34.380 About two years ago, three years ago,

01:07:36.320 I came very close.

01:07:38.200 And about five, ten years before that,

01:07:40.420 I came very close.

01:07:41.160 But it just never happened for whatever reason.

01:07:42.800 Life gets in the way.

01:07:43.400 I've come very close to going on a holiday to Japan

01:07:46.540 But I've never done it

01:07:47.340 Would really love to

01:07:48.340 Would really love to

01:07:49.440 You're going to Nagoya for 18 months

01:07:51.580 Amazing

01:07:52.140 Amazing

01:07:53.420 I hope you have the time of your life, sir

01:07:55.520 Really do

01:07:56.820 I'm jealous

01:07:57.820 In a good way

01:07:58.600 Alright

01:08:00.040 And the next one is also you

01:08:01.620 That's their name

01:08:03.000 Who says

01:08:03.540 For context

01:08:04.640 I've gone too far with the written system

01:08:08.400 Kanji

01:08:09.360 So you can actually read and write

01:08:10.920 And I guess speak Japanese

01:08:12.360 Amazing 0.98

01:08:12.960 You've gone too far with the written system

01:08:17.340 To not double down

01:08:19.800 Even if I remember GB as the hero country

01:08:24.420 Great Britain as the hero country 0.99

01:08:26.600 Because of Chinese Gordon rather than Ying hero 0.97

01:08:30.120 Sound close to England 0.99

01:08:31.780 Okay 0.99

01:08:34.020 Chinese Gordon

01:08:35.660 That's Gordon of Cartoon 0.76

01:08:37.740 General

01:08:38.740 Is it Charles Gordon or George Gordon?

01:08:41.840 I can't remember

01:08:42.300 i can't remember i remember gordon's christian name anyway gordon of khartoum before he was

01:08:50.120 called gordon of khartoum got himself murdered by the mardi army in khartoum he was called chinese

01:08:55.460 gordon do you reckon i've got long film content all about the life and adventures of gordon of

01:09:03.020 khartoum yeah don't bet against that because i have it is there you would lose that bet

01:09:08.400 That one's in conversation

01:09:11.160 With Carl Benjamin

01:09:11.700 It's one of the older ones

01:09:12.660 You want me and Carl

01:09:13.640 Just chatting about

01:09:14.560 Chinese Gordon

01:09:15.480 Gordon of Cotting

01:09:16.380 For like an hour and a half

01:09:17.320 Or whatever it was

01:09:17.920 £5 a month

01:09:20.120 It's yours

01:09:20.980 Alright

01:09:22.520 Well done

01:09:23.460 That's their name

01:09:24.180 I genuinely

01:09:24.860 Sincerely hope you have

01:09:26.200 The time of your life

01:09:26.880 Right

01:09:28.520 14 Barber says

01:09:29.420 Morning mate

01:09:30.180 Alright yeah I'm alright

01:09:31.060 Are you alright

01:09:32.000 I hope you are

01:09:33.040 You put

01:09:33.840 I took hope

01:09:36.640 Tyson Fury wins

01:09:37.940 he's also a bit better boxer than AJ I think straight up boxing yeah I think that's fair to

01:09:43.400 say I mean Anthony Joshua is a world champion he's a very very good boxer but Tyson Fury I think he

01:09:50.520 I think he's technically better anyway you've put he's also a better boxer than AJ but this much up

01:09:55.520 is a few years late in my eyes yeah absolutely right yep have a great weekend ahead I'll soon

01:10:00.840 it'll soon be tea slop sunday tea slop sunday he's put tea slop sunday sunday sunday sunday

01:10:07.880 tea slop sunday time um yes a few years oh yeah it should have happened a few years ago would

01:10:12.620 have been ideal if it happened like three four five years ago wouldn't it particularly i think

01:10:18.180 from tyson fury's point of view neither from a massively over the hill like it's like what you

01:10:22.320 doing bro you're old don't don't it's not that aj's i think just past his peak isn't he just

01:10:28.980 on the downturn probably maybe not maybe not but i think it's fair to say tyson fury

01:10:35.300 so this is he's on the downward slope again not insanely so not terribly so but

01:10:42.100 that's what i said if someone just gave me a 10 pound note and then i had to immediately put a

01:10:46.500 bet on i'd put it on aj to win that fight but i want tyson fury to win it with all my heart and

01:10:53.780 soul all right let's go on most people for three out of four of you don't care about any of that 0.92

01:10:59.200 so i'll just move on okay the next to uh pig dog pig dog 5150 he says foreigners in whitehall fire 0.98

01:11:07.020 them question mark jail them find them deport them all and that pedo and all who released him 0.97

01:11:14.620 should be jailed and heavily fined too demons traitors yes yes absolutely agree with all of 0.94

01:11:19.800 that sentiment uh the next one you also put it's a very similar thing oh it's the same thing but

01:11:28.500 you've you're not sure if the first one got blocked so it's you've said the same thing twice

01:11:32.360 okay cool they did they've both come through so yeah no i completely agree with that yeah demons

01:11:37.660 traitors yeah yeah enemies of the people absolutely yeah 100 okay and the last rumble

01:11:47.140 rant this morning once again is from that's their name who says was a bit on bbc london news

01:11:53.120 yesterday window falls 22 stories onto my boss's bro-in-law

01:11:59.340 killed him did it surely that kills a man doesn't it a window falling 22 stories on you

01:12:05.660 and he fell onto your boss's brother-in-law 1.3 million pound fine the family gets none of it

01:12:12.860 he reckons it's the old boys club

01:12:15.140 that sounds like an injustice doesn't it

01:12:18.460 doesn't sound fair

01:12:20.020 did the guy die?

01:12:22.540 I take it he died, surely he died

01:12:24.240 unless it grazed him

01:12:26.000 okay well that's horrible

01:12:30.940 sorry to hear that

01:12:32.620 for your boss

01:12:33.740 your boss's family, yeah that's terrible

01:12:36.220 oof, oof

01:12:39.220 alright let's do, that was the last rumble

01:12:41.920 All right, let's do the superchats, the YouTube superchats.

01:12:44.580 Harry, you have to do that for me.

01:12:46.740 And engage, there it is.

01:12:47.600 There they are.

01:12:48.220 Thank you, sir.

01:12:48.960 All right.

01:12:49.600 We've got 20-odd here, so let's read through them.

01:12:51.900 Perhaps not quite 20, something like that.

01:12:53.880 All right.

01:12:55.060 Who's in at number one?

01:12:58.640 Sean Sinfeld.

01:13:00.660 Sean Sinfeld says, hello, good sir.

01:13:03.240 All right.

01:13:05.240 Do you believe in white flight or standing your ground?

01:13:08.380 I live in Luton. 0.80

01:13:09.180 No, no, no white flight.

01:13:11.920 not out of the country anyway maybe from a small community

01:13:15.840 but not to leave the country maybe you want to move somewhere else within within the country

01:13:23.380 because you're it's just so untenable but the general thing of leaving the country no never

01:13:30.020 never i'm not leaving this country i'm not going to another country no matter how bad it gets i

01:13:35.520 was born here, I'll live and fight and die here. I'm not going anywhere. People like

01:13:42.140 Peter Hitchens have said, even Nick Griffin, have advocated for fleeing. No. Flee may be

01:13:53.940 a small locale because your stand of living is so diabolical, but fleeing the country

01:13:59.740 Indefinitely

01:14:00.780 No, never

01:14:01.700 Never

01:14:03.100 Apart from anything else

01:14:06.140 The Globalist Project will come for you there

01:14:08.400 Won't it? 0.78

01:14:09.980 Are you going to go and live in Australia 0.96

01:14:10.980 Canada 1.00

01:14:11.640 Poland

01:14:12.260 It's coming for you there though as well 1.00

01:14:15.700 You may as well stay on your own ancestral homeland 0.99

01:14:18.320 My feeling

01:14:22.140 Yeah, Luton

01:14:24.760 Not great, is it?

01:14:29.740 Okay, Martin Courtliffe, Martin Courtliffe says, depends on what you mean by care about

01:14:37.620 boxing, that was the poll today, then you put, the practice is a vital life skill for

01:14:44.680 men, good exercise and fun, the sport is a rigged gambling racket, some of it does seem

01:14:50.940 rigged doesn't it, not all of it though, I wouldn't say all of boxing is rigged, I mean

01:14:56.080 again depends what you mean by rigged on what level it's a fair point though i wouldn't say

01:15:01.240 i completely disagree with you i don't completely disagree with you certainly is it's it's fairly

01:15:07.640 important life i don't know about boxing because a street fight is something different to boxing

01:15:10.880 is it but the ability to throw a decent solid punch the ability even the mild ability to slip

01:15:17.360 a punch um is a vital life skill for men yeah

01:15:23.640 Not that I'm claiming I'm good or anything

01:15:27.840 But

01:15:28.120 A little bit of fighting knowledge

01:15:31.820 Is

01:15:32.900 Better than none

01:15:35.200 It's fair to say that isn't it

01:15:37.280 Okay

01:15:37.640 Tatum2733 says

01:15:40.460 You see how god awful the US honour guard looked

01:15:44.200 Oh I didn't

01:15:46.000 What was that like

01:15:46.540 They usually have marines don't they

01:15:48.340 At the white house 0.86

01:15:49.220 Marines in 0.94

01:15:50.140 Sort of their dress 1.00

01:15:51.580 Dress uniforms

01:15:52.380 You're saying they looked

01:15:53.480 you're saying they looked god-awful oh you think so i think they usually i didn't notice them in

01:15:59.940 this instance today but i think they usually look quite smart you say no looking god-awful okay

01:16:06.960 okay next one mr gently benevolent says sports slop is pure pro feed bow

01:16:15.200 but in the interest of you taking up your rightful place as king

01:16:21.240 Step over the option

01:16:22.760 And chat

01:16:23.640 Even if it's right

01:16:24.360 Fair enough

01:16:26.320 Prol feed

01:16:28.060 I mean

01:16:28.400 I don't know

01:16:29.620 I like Formula 1

01:16:32.100 Particularly Formula 1

01:16:33.460 It is ultimately

01:16:35.980 I suppose

01:16:36.400 You could argue

01:16:37.100 All sports

01:16:38.500 Is a distraction

01:16:39.500 From our invasion

01:16:41.700 The most important issue

01:16:44.400 Of our age

01:16:45.340 Becoming a hated 1.00

01:16:47.460 And marginalised minority 1.00

01:16:48.540 In our one and only

01:16:49.560 Ancestral homeland 1.00

01:16:50.280 Ultimately white

01:16:51.240 out everything anything that isn't that focused on that is a distraction you could argue

01:17:00.120 you're not wrong you're not wrong i do like formula one though okay

01:17:05.480 uh super truther says uh be men for once i have spoken

01:17:13.880 what i said be men for once i have spoken i don't know who you're talking to sir

01:17:19.400 I don't know what you're referring to exactly.

01:17:25.220 How about you use a capital letter for once?

01:17:29.400 Sorry, there's no need to be catty about it.

01:17:32.460 He just started that with a lowercase b.

01:17:35.320 B men for once, I have spoken. 0.73

01:17:37.200 I don't know who you're talking to or what you're referring to. 1.00

01:17:39.660 Okay.

01:17:45.060 Okay, the next one is the same person who says,

01:17:46.840 Can you read?

01:17:48.300 Question mark.

01:17:49.400 i will pay full stop mercy to your enemy is hatred to yourself i don't know what you're referring to

01:17:55.800 i've said this before if you send in a rumble rent or super chat make it clear exactly what

01:18:00.120 you're referencing or talking about because it may be 40 minutes later maybe an hour later between

01:18:05.480 you sending it and me reading it and it's clear to you what you're talking about because you're

01:18:09.800 doing it in real time 45 minutes later i'm reading out right what do you you put can you read can i

01:18:16.440 i read what you took i will pay mercy to your enemies hatred to yourself i agree with that

01:18:23.680 sentiment i agree with that sentiment i don't know if that's a criticism of me or some take i did

01:18:28.480 half an hour ago 45 minutes ago i don't know i don't know what you're talking about sir

01:18:33.680 all right global foot job history is it thaddeus is that thaddeus that's what they've called

01:18:43.980 themselves at global underscore foot job underscore history says it is uh thaddeus you just put tbm

01:18:52.080 at this point i'm supposed to know that's thaddeus bungo mck what's it

01:18:59.040 i can't remember it's thaddeus bungo anyway okay it's bungo mctipop tit pop that was right

01:19:06.140 thaddeus bungo mctip pop whose real name is global foot job history says oh you lie and lie

01:19:15.980 i'm sick of it we know you don't have long-form content on the crusades you cannot have long-form

01:19:21.240 content on goodwin surely you jest is it true it is true long-form content about goodwin yeah not

01:19:29.640 harold gotwell and harold godwinson the harold ii who got the arrow in the eye

01:19:34.300 at hastings also his father godwin and his relationship with largely the confessor edward

01:19:40.780 the confessor yeah i have yeah it's not liars i promise you it's not liars okay

01:19:48.100 next one here a mank monk it's a monk from manchester perhaps mank monk says

01:19:55.660 a poll for who likely did the assault what assault are we going to talk about here it's a

01:20:04.180 Oh, on Andy Carroll, I guess

01:20:06.580 Was it A, his ex-boyfriend

01:20:08.920 B, Ponce Andrew

01:20:11.180 That's funny

01:20:13.200 Ponce Andrew

01:20:14.240 C, Gordon Ramsay

01:20:16.400 D, Barack Obama

01:20:17.940 Or E, Hillary Clinton

01:20:19.820 Vote now

01:20:20.500 I guess that's the sexual assault on Andy Carroll

01:20:25.220 Mank Monk thinks it's going to be one of those people

01:20:34.180 It wouldn't have been, it certainly wouldn't have been Eamon Holmes though, because Eamon

01:20:39.040 Holmes has done nothing wrong.

01:20:42.080 Get well soon, Eamon.

01:20:44.140 All right.

01:20:45.020 Next one. 0.95

01:20:46.220 Aristotle Luton says, all right, Bo, hope Fury destroys traitor Joshua.

01:20:50.700 Yeah, that would be nice, wouldn't it?

01:20:51.480 Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.

01:20:53.260 I fear it won't happen, but that's what I'm hoping for.

01:20:55.820 Could happen.

01:20:56.340 Could well happen.

01:20:57.100 Tyson Fury is a superb boxer, isn't he?

01:20:59.160 I mean, world, world class.

01:21:01.060 Of course.

01:21:01.640 Obviously.

01:21:03.200 All right.

01:21:04.980 lone wolf and cub 668 says walls work wooden stakes work even better well that's a quote

01:21:12.340 walls work wooden stakes work even better and a quote by vlad vlad the impaler

01:21:20.740 in conversation with josh firm big josh firm now of restore britain fame

01:21:27.300 long-form content of me in conversation with him all about the life and times and adventures of

01:21:30.420 of Vlad the Impaler

01:21:31.120 it's there

01:21:33.560 it's there

01:21:34.780 Global Foot Job History

01:21:36.260 again chimes in

01:21:37.040 saying

01:21:37.260 it is I

01:21:37.960 Thaddeus Bungo

01:21:38.880 McTick Pop

01:21:39.500 and I'm in Prague

01:21:43.400 for eight days

01:21:44.120 oh nice

01:21:44.600 I've never been to Prague

01:21:45.360 but I've heard it's lovely

01:21:46.260 any good late bars

01:21:49.520 dates

01:21:49.920 date spots

01:21:51.680 and or museums

01:21:52.840 you recommend

01:21:53.640 wet kisses

01:21:54.740 he says

01:21:55.380 I'm afraid not

01:21:56.740 I'm afraid not

01:21:57.140 I don't know Prague

01:21:57.840 I don't know Prague

01:21:58.980 there's a number of cities

01:21:59.720 around the world

01:22:00.280 I could give you a pointer but I've never been to Prague so I'm afraid not sir I'm afraid not

01:22:04.980 yeah I really couldn't I really really couldn't tell you sorry okay uh Thundercook Thundercook

01:22:12.640 2028 says please let Mo Dad know his take on Ukraine is wrong oh okay I will do I don't know

01:22:19.820 exactly what his take on Ukraine is precisely next time he's in I don't think he's in today

01:22:25.320 he might be but I don't think he's in today anyway next time I see him I will say I'll say

01:22:28.740 Someone in my chat

01:22:30.420 Or someone

01:22:30.860 One of my super chatters

01:22:32.900 The other day

01:22:33.540 Called you out about Ukraine

01:22:34.700 What's going on bro?

01:22:36.620 Explain yourself bro

01:22:37.760 And we'll do that

01:22:40.300 He's a very very interesting man

01:22:41.740 Mo dad

01:22:42.220 Firaz

01:22:43.420 Firaz Mo dad

01:22:43.980 He's a very very interesting man

01:22:45.080 Let's see what he says

01:22:46.480 Okay

01:22:47.160 And the last one here

01:22:48.320 For a generous

01:22:49.160 Very generous amount of money

01:22:50.160 From

01:22:50.980 From Jason Lance Stewart

01:22:54.500 Thank you sir

01:22:55.760 Very generous

01:22:56.240 And you've put this

01:22:57.320 sports may be an intentional distraction however all native men of the anglosphere

01:23:04.260 should practice a combat sport of some type at this point it's almost our duty yeah i don't

01:23:10.980 disagree with that it's good for the soul and body and just good yeah to have any sort any sort

01:23:20.320 of experience and or training is better than not having it it really is anything i think i've said

01:23:26.540 before in my time i've done a number of stuff i did tang su do for years when i was young it's

01:23:31.540 like a south korean karate did a tiny bit of judo did a tiny bit of mma training not much but a

01:23:39.820 little bit really not much but a bit like the rudiments of jujitsu really 101 stuff in jujitsu

01:23:47.300 never did any actual boxing boxing training but did um yeah a number of things like that

01:23:54.220 over the years a little bit here i've got halfway through the belts of tangs who do so a little bit

01:23:59.680 a little bit and a tiny bit of experience of getting in real life fights again not much but

01:24:04.580 a little bit how much do you it sounds like crazy thing but how much do you really know about

01:24:10.720 yourself until you've been hit in the face not good i'm not saying it's good i'm not advocating

01:24:18.200 for it but just as jason lance stewart said at this point it's almost our duty yeah

01:24:28.600 any sort of familiarity with fighting for a man is better than not having it

01:24:35.320 it's like one day you might be required to ride a bicycle wouldn't you want to have been able to

01:24:41.080 ride a bicycle before that day comes you're gonna to save your life you need to be able to ride a

01:24:46.680 a bicycle and you've never spent one moment trying to ride a bicycle it's not ideal situation is it

01:24:51.740 to find yourself in a little bit of training a little bit of knowledge is better than none

01:24:59.040 all right that's the show it's now 25 minutes past nine in the a.m on friday the 25th of

01:25:06.420 september in the year of our lord 2026 you've been the glorious band the chosen few my band

01:25:10.040 of brothers thank you for joining me without you guys it isn't a thing try and make the best of

01:25:14.360 the day ahead nay the weekend ahead carpe diem seize the day or the days if you can it's the

01:25:20.140 most valuable thing you will ever have is your time by far by orders of magnitude nothing else

01:25:25.320 is really ultimately in the final reckoning of any value is it gold silver gems house cars is

01:25:30.180 cars you can't take any of that with you can you can't take it with you most valuable thing you

01:25:36.780 will have is your time try and make it count all right i'm not going to get too preachy about it

01:25:40.220 you do you but just be aware it's probably later than you think a finite number of days on this

01:25:44.640 earth try and make them count okay until monday morning guys take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 25, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 25th September 2026

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