The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 6th August 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning. You alright?

00:00:05.160 I hope you are. I sincerely hope you are.

00:00:08.780 Me? Yeah, I'm all good. Yeah, not too bad, thanks.

00:00:13.640 Not too shabby. It is

00:00:15.840 8 in the AM British Summertime on Thursday. Already Thursday.

00:00:19.620 The 6th of August in the year of our law, 2026. You're the glorious band. The chosen few. My band

00:00:23.400 of brothers and sisters. Thank you for joining me.

00:00:26.700 that you guys isn't really isn't a thing do hit the like button i've got to try and remember to

00:00:30.780 say that every single time because it does make a difference apparently i'm no expert on the algo

00:00:35.580 but apparently it really makes difference do hit the thumbs up do hit the like button please

00:00:39.180 you would if you don't mind make sure you're subbed to the channel of course why wouldn't you be

00:00:44.300 that would be madness not to be get the bell on lovely stuff

00:00:50.940 as always i'm joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning good sir

00:00:54.140 Morning. Yeah, we're all good.

00:00:56.140 Disembodied voice.

00:00:58.140 The all-powerful producer.

00:01:00.140 Alright, that's enough faffing about, isn't it?

00:01:02.140 There's quite enough fannying around for one morning.

00:01:04.140 Let's just get straight into it. Let's do a show.

00:01:06.140 Why not?

00:01:08.140 What's the legacy corporate lamestream media

00:01:10.140 banging on about this morning? What's that cabal of evil

00:01:12.140 Fleet Street editors lying to us about by a mission if by nothing else?

00:01:16.140 We've got

00:01:18.140 Plagiarism row professor resigns.

00:01:20.140 We quit. It was

00:01:22.140 too hot in the kitchen. 1.00

00:01:25.100 that black fella who lied about everything 0.99

00:01:30.620 apparently looks like he did all right he's quit 1.00

00:01:37.340 just shown to have been some sort of actual Walter Mitty an actual Charleston okay and West End 1.00

00:01:44.540 West End stab rampage some women went around stabbing random blokes in Covent Garden with 0.98

00:01:50.220 with some scissors. No one was killed. White woman. Crazy hair. It's what I can actually

00:01:56.980 believe it's just a mental health thing. Look crazy. Alright, let's get into it. The times. 0.87

00:02:07.860 The venerable times. Which isn't very venerable anymore. It's a globalist slop like all the

00:02:12.600 rest of them. Alright, what have we got? Defiant councils pledge to ignore new rules on single

00:02:19.380 sex spaces all right breaking the law then we've had this a little bit before haven't we once or

00:02:25.340 twice it's been in the news cycle where the supreme court in britain had ruled that on single sex

00:02:34.440 spaces right men transgender men transvestite men men that dress up as women and want to be called

00:02:43.400 by a woman's name they're not actually allowed in female only spaces like female toilets or whatever

00:02:48.360 female changing rooms and stuff the law is now that that's not allowed completely common sense ruling 1.00

00:02:56.600 by the uh by our supreme court and that they use the uh the echr to sort of bolster that in some

00:03:02.680 way okay now they made that ruling a while ago like a year ago or more the only this is what i'm

00:03:10.440 learning this morning it actually only came into full-blown legal effect like yesterday or is it

00:03:16.200 It today even

00:03:16.860 It's still today

00:03:17.740 Where it's like

00:03:19.180 Okay that's the line of sand

00:03:20.120 This is the day

00:03:21.020 When it's actually

00:03:22.460 Going to be illegal

00:03:23.180 And I guess they could be

00:03:24.100 Prosecuted for not doing it

00:03:25.660 From now on

00:03:26.240 So where we've had

00:03:27.160 A few stories

00:03:27.660 One or two stories

00:03:28.460 In the past few weeks

00:03:29.620 Or months about it

00:03:30.520 You know like

00:03:32.140 Was there

00:03:32.880 I think it was

00:03:33.800 Was it Staffordshire Police

00:03:35.380 It was one of the police forces

00:03:36.380 Where they weren't doing it

00:03:37.540 Well the actual law

00:03:39.460 Hadn't come into

00:03:40.000 Full blown effect yet

00:03:41.640 Well it has now

00:03:42.340 Well it has now

00:03:43.760 Okay

00:03:44.760 Fine

00:03:45.520 Alright

00:03:45.820 now some of councils this story says so a fair few councils across the country are saying

00:03:51.420 that they're going to defy it just just simply breaking the law at this point

00:03:57.660 right what's what's reasonable and normal that went out the window for them a long time ago

00:04:05.260 some big dude in a dress is allowed to go in a women's toilet and changing room what

00:04:10.620 freaks why do they want women to be in danger 0.97

00:04:15.820 why should a transvestite's right to go in the women's only spaces trump the safety of women 0.99

00:04:22.140 that's mad it's disgusting and mad but who is told here surprise surprise it's labor green 0.99

00:04:28.780 and liberal democrat controlled councils let's say they're going to defy it not reform or 0.96

00:04:34.940 conservative ones what a surprise a few all around the country but particularly london or at least

00:04:40.220 this story focuses on London ones. Lambeth, Hackney, Haringey, Lewisham, Southwark, Waltham

00:04:48.060 Forest. They're just London ones. They say, no, it's an attack on trans rights. It will

00:04:58.520 make non-binary people feel unwelcome and unsafe and stuff. What? What? Psychos. Absolute

00:05:06.480 Perverts 0.96

00:05:07.540 Why do you want 0.99

00:05:08.900 Women to be unsafe 1.00

00:05:09.740 That's what this is 1.00

00:05:11.520 That's what this is about

00:05:12.400 You know

00:05:14.020 Some massive dude

00:05:14.980 Who's just decided

00:05:15.600 To wear a dress

00:05:16.240 You're going to let him 1.00

00:05:18.600 In female own space 1.00

00:05:19.340 Why do you want them 1.00

00:05:19.900 To feel unsafe

00:05:20.480 And or be unsafe

00:05:21.840 Why do you want that 0.98

00:05:22.580 Because they're disgusting 1.00

00:05:27.400 Freaks 1.00

00:05:28.660 Weirdos 0.74

00:05:29.480 Psychos 0.97

00:05:30.260 I hope they're taken to court 0.95

00:05:34.020 I hope people prosecute them

00:05:35.100 Somehow

00:05:35.460 Some way

00:05:36.100 For that

00:05:37.420 Force them

00:05:39.400 To stop doing this

00:05:42.000 Some sort of Russian strike on Kiev

00:05:48.220 It's just endless isn't it

00:05:50.440 It's just endless there

00:05:51.220 Every single day if you want to 0.94

00:05:53.040 Oh here's a strike in Russia by Ukraine 0.54

00:05:55.700 Here's a strike in Ukraine by Russia

00:05:58.080 See the video the other day

00:06:00.240 It was some beach in the Crimea 0.79

00:06:02.240 So Russia 0.96

00:06:03.780 Normally Russian territory

00:06:04.900 Russian holiday goers are on a beach

00:06:07.260 In the Crimea

00:06:08.300 Some drone falls out of the sky and lands on the beach

00:06:11.260 Killing quite a few people I think

00:06:13.340 Half a dozen people, a dozen people

00:06:14.980 I don't know, including a couple of kids

00:06:16.200 Called into reports

00:06:16.980 There's footage of that, it's quite a long way away

00:06:19.580 So it's not sort of like disgusting, grotesque

00:06:21.340 Snuff footage, but apparently people died in it

00:06:23.380 This drone just hitting a beach, big explosion

00:06:25.720 Just goes on and on

00:06:28.100 could talk about sort of the nature of of the battlefield and the donbass and the demographics

00:06:38.720 and again about battlefield realities the kiev crew the pro ukrani crew slava ukrani

00:06:49.840 they get upset if you ever talk about battlefield reality

00:06:52.340 i get told i don't know what i'm talking about

00:06:58.260 have made long-form content um with apostolic majesty a true historical genius i'm just an

00:07:06.420 armchair well wanna be nerd compared to apostolic majesty he's the real deal i'm just a fan of

00:07:12.460 history with a mic nothing more than that he's an actual expert actual genius did do long-form

00:07:17.200 bit of content really long was it three four hours talking all about the history of ukraine

00:07:21.660 Or that part of the world that today is called Ukraine

00:07:24.460 Going back to the 7th, 8th, 9th century

00:07:27.600 The whole history of it

00:07:29.800 But I don't know what I'm talking about apparently

00:07:32.260 Okay

00:07:33.140 Battlefield realities don't matter apparently

00:07:35.780 Okay, here we go

00:07:40.580 Plagiarism Rao Professor resigns from Cambridge

00:07:43.900 Yeah, he couldn't handle it

00:07:45.100 Well he's just obviously caught out in a number of lies isn't he

00:07:48.640 Decision comes as

00:07:50.620 University itself launches

00:07:52.440 Inquiry after fresh claims

00:07:54.540 Of dishonesty

00:07:56.200 Revealed by the times

00:07:57.740 Yeah

00:08:00.880 He's his honorary doctorate

00:08:03.480 Cat and gown

00:08:05.240 Well he can be judged by

00:08:13.000 The content of his character can't he

00:08:14.740 Which seems to be wanting

00:08:18.020 doesn't it

00:08:19.340 a lot of the front pages

00:08:24.580 go with that story

00:08:25.700 a fair bit

00:08:26.720 in fact did

00:08:29.100 oh yeah that's front and centre on the mail

00:08:32.660 website

00:08:34.160 look at him, is he wearing makeup

00:08:36.740 is he wearing makeup

00:08:38.160 revealed

00:08:40.460 how Cambridge plagiarism professor

00:08:42.620 passed, this is new to me

00:08:44.440 I think they might have updated

00:08:46.920 the web page in the last half hour, 40 minutes. Passed off Rafa Nadal's inspirational quote

00:08:53.520 as his own. Yeah, that wasn't the headline 40 minutes ago. I'm glad you don't change

00:08:57.660 that. Well, he's saying that something Rafa Nadal said he claimed was his. Oh, it's so

00:09:04.900 embarrassing, isn't it? So embarrassing. As he quits Cambridge Post after the university

00:09:09.180 launch probe. Yeah, there's so many. They just keep coming up more and more and more

00:09:12.200 more things he said one more lies um i find getting caught in the tiniest of lies so embarrassing

00:09:23.640 so embarrassing that at some point in my teens or my early 20s i can't even remember exactly

00:09:28.520 what it was but i caught it got caught in some little some little nonsense lie like i lied to

00:09:33.800 someone about why i couldn't go to the pub or something and it transpired that i just lied

00:09:38.360 I've made something up

00:09:39.180 No one really cares

00:09:41.760 No one cares

00:09:42.260 It's not a big deal

00:09:43.780 But I just find that

00:09:44.760 Something like that

00:09:45.440 Just something like that

00:09:46.360 So embarrassing

00:09:48.380 That I sort of made a vow to myself

00:09:52.700 I wouldn't do that ever again

00:09:55.240 Just be honest

00:09:56.240 Even if being honest is embarrassing

00:09:59.000 Right

00:09:59.560 Even if the truth

00:10:02.080 Is sort of shameful or embarrassing

00:10:04.080 It's better than lying

00:10:06.100 And being caught out in that lie

00:10:07.760 I always think that

00:10:09.380 I always think that

00:10:11.140 Even things like

00:10:12.260 Where you got something

00:10:13.420 Slightly wrong

00:10:14.460 In good faith

00:10:15.400 But then sort of

00:10:16.380 Refused to accept

00:10:17.460 That you did

00:10:17.980 That's terribly embarrassing

00:10:20.080 To me as well

00:10:20.980 That's why I'm

00:10:21.660 I'm really happy

00:10:22.680 To be corrected

00:10:23.600 If I say something

00:10:25.180 And it's just

00:10:26.500 Factually wrong

00:10:27.320 And I'm corrected

00:10:29.460 Happy to be

00:10:30.400 Happy to be

00:10:31.500 Really

00:10:31.780 A lot of people

00:10:32.800 Can't even do that

00:10:33.660 And not even

00:10:34.160 Sort of capable

00:10:35.340 Of doing that

00:10:35.880 Are they

00:10:36.260 They had a bad take sometimes in this sphere

00:10:39.140 People that do online content

00:10:40.420 They have a bad take

00:10:41.640 A few weeks, months, years later

00:10:43.620 It was shown

00:10:44.180 Oh look, you said that thing a couple of years back

00:10:46.760 How badly incorrect was that?

00:10:49.920 No, no, no, because

00:10:51.180 It wasn't, you didn't quite understand what I meant

00:10:54.160 What I really was saying was

00:10:55.060 No, no, just accept you were wrong

00:10:56.920 It's okay, it's okay

00:10:58.200 It's alright

00:10:59.580 It's okay to have been wrong

00:11:01.220 To err is human, isn't it? 1.00

00:11:06.260 all right this guy it's a filthy liar disgusting it's i find it so gross i would never ever 0.99

00:11:16.240 want to be around somebody like this i don't want to talk to them i don't want them to talk to me 1.00

00:11:21.460 oh revolting all right all right let's move on i spent more time than i should have done already

00:11:28.900 but it is on quite a few of the front pages oh look there you go let's say the mail the mail

00:11:33.360 That's their front page

00:11:34.760 It's the most important thing in the world apparently

00:11:36.260 According to the mail

00:11:36.940 Scandal the left dismissed as racism

00:11:40.840 Adrian Professor resigns

00:11:44.220 Cambridge investigate

00:11:45.080 Just hours after probe launched

00:11:47.140 Jason Arday quit saying

00:11:49.060 He needs time to heal

00:11:50.700 Needs time to heal

00:11:57.100 What from being caught out in your own liars

00:12:00.680 You need time to learn how to be honest

00:12:04.500 That's what you need

00:12:05.200 Don't worry about healing

00:12:06.100 Learn how to be an honest person

00:12:10.140 Too late isn't it

00:12:11.540 By the time you're that age

00:12:12.560 You're caught out in many many many many many lies

00:12:15.500 It's just part of your character now isn't it

00:12:16.840 It's very difficult for someone like that to ever

00:12:19.060 Start to be genuinely honest across the board

00:12:22.380 Alright

00:12:25.060 Okay

00:12:27.580 The Telegraph

00:12:28.520 The Telegraph

00:12:29.600 Pretty much

00:12:31.500 Slop

00:12:33.860 As much as all the other ones are

00:12:35.040 Tiny bit less perhaps

00:12:36.660 Cambridge professor quits after false claims

00:12:39.720 Alright got it

00:12:40.880 Oh look

00:12:42.540 Mr Wesley Streeting MP is sure to lose his seat

00:12:45.520 At the next election 1.00

00:12:46.480 And who is a practising homosexualist 1.00

00:12:48.260 Somehow finds himself Secretary of Defence 0.94

00:12:51.180 This story 0.95

00:12:53.580 Says that the Crypto King

00:12:55.280 The Crypto King

00:12:56.900 We'll talk about who that is in a moment 1.00

00:12:58.540 Fraudster

00:13:00.080 Linked to

00:13:01.020 Streeting

00:13:01.460 Donations

00:13:02.300 Do you

00:13:03.900 Remember

00:13:04.460 Sam

00:13:08.080 Bankman

00:13:08.660 Freed

00:13:09.240 Harry

00:13:12.360 Because you're

00:13:13.120 So young

00:13:13.720 I wonder if

00:13:15.160 You

00:13:15.280 Does that name

00:13:15.860 Anything to you

00:13:16.320 Do you remember

00:13:16.740 Him

00:13:17.100 No not at all

00:13:18.860 Oh

00:13:19.600 Okay

00:13:20.180 You've got to

00:13:21.600 Remember when

00:13:22.080 You're properly 0.87

00:13:22.840 Middle aged

00:13:23.400 Like me

00:13:23.840 That some

00:13:26.520 Things are only

00:13:27.320 A few years ago

00:13:28.140 already might be outside of so okay for people zoomers who might be watching or anyone just

00:13:34.980 doesn't remember it was only a few years ago i think it was only like two years ago was it

00:13:39.180 three years ago there was this guy youngish jewish guy sam bankman freed that's his name

00:13:45.660 scam wankman greed 0.88

00:13:52.000 um he was caught in some sort of giant fraud giant crazily massive fraud where on a number

00:14:02.900 of different levels as well one of it he made like his own uh coin you know like a digital coin

00:14:08.600 or it was more than that it was like tokens i don't even understand it all

00:14:11.680 There's some sort of tokens

00:14:13.160 I won't pretend to understand

00:14:15.440 The details of all these various scams

00:14:17.880 And frauds and things

00:14:19.620 But he was just on a giant scale

00:14:21.320 Giant scale

00:14:22.840 And he went

00:14:25.180 They got him, they caught him

00:14:26.460 And he went to prison for a long time

00:14:29.980 If I seem to recall

00:14:30.820 Like a long time

00:14:32.860 In the 20 years sort of range

00:14:35.100 I can't remember the exact number of years

00:14:36.180 Pardon me

00:14:39.620 And

00:14:40.100 But one of the things that he had done

00:14:43.840 Oh and he was like a poster boy as well

00:14:45.960 He was all over the news all the time

00:14:47.000 Before the scandal broke

00:14:49.560 The whole thing was a fake phony

00:14:51.060 Like fraud empire

00:14:52.500 He was already sort of well known

00:14:55.160 And in the papers and on TV

00:14:58.060 And mixing with all the most important people

00:15:02.120 Like whatever

00:15:03.080 Bill Gates or whatever

00:15:03.980 Basketball stars

00:15:04.960 American football stars

00:15:05.900 Whatever he was already famous

00:15:07.840 That's why it was such a big story

00:15:08.960 Such a big scandal

00:15:09.660 But one of the things he did do

00:15:11.120 Was he was like giving away a lot of his money

00:15:13.680 For like philanthropic ventures

00:15:16.280 Like giving it away to sort of good causes a lot

00:15:18.760 Also donating loads to both the democrat and the republican party

00:15:23.600 You know how that goes, you know that game

00:15:25.140 Alright well this story is simply that

00:15:29.580 One particular company

00:15:32.000 That donated to Wes Streeting's

00:15:35.760 Like political coffers

00:15:38.720 Was run by

00:15:41.240 Or was closely associated

00:15:43.660 With

00:15:44.180 Scam greed

00:15:47.000 Sam Freed

00:15:49.300 Sam Bankman Freed

00:15:50.700 So there you go

00:15:53.380 Apparently West Streeting has said

00:15:54.960 He had no idea

00:15:56.320 He would say that though wouldn't he

00:15:57.900 But I couldn't believe him

00:15:59.300 I'm prepared to accept that I suppose

00:16:00.440 Benefit the doubt again

00:16:01.920 He said he had no idea

00:16:04.960 That that money came from

00:16:06.060 A company that was associated

00:16:07.420 With Sam Bankman Free

00:16:08.800 Okay

00:16:10.360 I think it is good

00:16:13.180 For people to

00:16:15.560 Look into where

00:16:17.320 All our politicians get their money and funding from

00:16:19.500 Yeah why not 0.93

00:16:20.720 Why should that only

00:16:23.180 Apply to sort of reform

00:16:25.300 Yeah let's have a look

00:16:27.380 At David Lammy

00:16:28.200 He's George Brown

00:16:30.900 Is it George Brown

00:16:31.660 I think it was George Brown

00:16:33.380 Some person

00:16:34.280 Just given David Lammy

00:16:37.320 loads and loads of money with no idea who he is or what he might expect in return for that money

00:16:44.300 no idea i think david lammy tops the tables for accepting the most sort of outside money

00:16:52.440 if it's not the top one it's near the top yeah every single mp why not why not let's have a full

00:17:00.700 hangout so to speak full house cleaning let's go through with a fine tooth comb every single mp

00:17:08.780 why not why not gonna apply that sort of thing to reform and i've got no problem with applying

00:17:15.660 it to reform in principle why not again why not i'd want my politics to be absolutely squeaky

00:17:22.300 clean please don't mind oh yeah just apply it to all of them that would be nice wouldn't it

00:17:30.700 All right, here's a story.

00:17:31.500 National debt rises above three trillion.

00:17:34.800 That's got almost no bearing on reality.

00:17:37.440 Those numbers are not sustainable for Britain.

00:17:40.340 If it was the United States.

00:17:42.120 If it was the United States, three trillion would be a lot.

00:17:46.220 I mean, the United States, isn't it?

00:17:47.460 35, 40 trillion?

00:17:48.500 I don't know.

00:17:48.940 The number's astronomical.

00:17:50.200 But for Britain, three trillion is crazy.

00:17:54.940 The national debt rises above three trillion pounds

00:17:57.140 as Labour borrows 4,000 pounds per second.

00:18:00.700 That's unsustainable

00:18:07.640 Quite clearly, clearly unsustainable

00:18:17.960 They're running us off a cliff

00:18:19.920 Speed running us to the edge of a cliff

00:18:23.720 And then straight over without breaking stride

00:18:25.940 What are they doing? 1.00

00:18:27.920 Look at this chump 1.00

00:18:31.840 Alastair Heath 1.00

00:18:33.480 In the Telegraph

00:18:35.560 It's supposed to be a bit more right leaning

00:18:37.900 Right of centre, a little bit

00:18:39.280 It's supposed to be a little bit more

00:18:40.900 Patriotic, perhaps even nativist

00:18:43.260 No, none of it, none of it

00:18:44.720 Look at this Muppet, Alastair Heath

00:18:47.360 It is time to call out Rupert Lowe's

00:18:49.920 Toxic politics, is it?

00:18:52.440 Is it?

00:18:55.460 Who are you?

00:18:57.920 But we can't have a country

00:18:59.220 Toxic politics

00:19:01.920 I had a quick look into the actual article

00:19:04.100 And it was like about Rupert Lowe's flirting with white supremacy and stuff

00:19:08.660 Go home

00:19:10.260 Go home 1.00

00:19:11.740 Pathetic weakling 1.00

00:19:15.140 We need our country back 1.00

00:19:16.380 We need a new politics

00:19:18.780 Which is honest about our demographic decline

00:19:22.560 And ultimate replacement 0.67

00:19:23.980 Not interested in hearing some 1.00

00:19:25.980 pearl clutching bitch moan about white supremacy done with all that we've done that we've been 1.00

00:19:33.920 down that route haven't we being browbeaten and bullied about white supremacy and racism 1.00

00:19:38.780 oh racism we've done that done that for quite a few decades now where did he get us 0.99

00:19:43.700 ruining our demographic it's ruining our demographic security getting our women raped 0.97

00:19:51.880 Mass casualty events 0.99

00:19:54.480 And on and on and on

00:19:55.360 Staring down the barrel of a future 1.00

00:19:57.160 Sectarian bloodbath 1.00

00:19:59.760 And nightmare along racial and religious lines 1.00

00:20:01.940 Tribal lines 0.99

00:20:04.280 That's where that got us

00:20:05.220 I'll tell you what Alistair Heath

00:20:06.880 Why don't we wait and see about this 1.00

00:20:11.900 Sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:20:13.400 And then we'll come back to you

00:20:15.400 And you can moan about someone like Rupert Lowe's

00:20:17.960 Toxic politics at that point

00:20:19.760 Yeah 0.91

00:20:20.800 When we're in a sort of Lebanon, Yugoslavia-style horror situation 0.67

00:20:27.560 I'll check back in with you, Alistair

00:20:29.780 You can moan about toxic politics then

00:20:33.160 Toxic politics 0.99

00:20:39.020 Ugh, what a weakling 0.98

00:20:41.140 What a subversive, spineless child 1.00

00:20:50.800 Oh get away from me. Alright the Guardian. Really? What's that disgusting stench?

00:21:03.800 It's like the bog of eternal stench. What is that? It's cutting the back of my throat.

00:21:11.800 It's horrible. It makes me feel sick. What is it? Oh it's the Guardian. That's what

00:21:15.800 that is the guardian 0.98

00:21:20.280 you're revolting sickening there's enough to turn your stomach 0.96

00:21:25.240 okay academic resigns amid plagiarism accusations 0.99

00:21:31.720 there's this woman i don't know why they've blurred her face out because in other papers 0.99

00:21:35.080 other news organs they haven't so 1.00

00:21:37.160 She's got some weird middle-aged, crazy-haired white woman 1.00

00:21:43.440 She was in Covent Garden 0.99

00:21:45.700 Oh no, Covent Garden, well, it's a lovely bit of London

00:21:48.520 Lovely bit of London

00:21:49.940 She went round stabbing, it seems apparently, according to reports

00:21:57.300 Just completely at random, but always men

00:22:01.360 With a pair of scissors

00:22:04.040 The story is the men were taken to hospital

00:22:06.920 None of them with apparently life-threatening injuries

00:22:10.000 There's a picture of one guy just standing there

00:22:13.080 He's got a little bit of blood on his back

00:22:14.760 He's just sort of standing there

00:22:15.960 He's obviously not in any sort of dire straits or anything

00:22:20.800 It was just the urge to sing a dire straits song

00:22:26.600 And then the police turned up really quite quickly apparently

00:22:31.100 Well they will be sort of patrolling around there anyway

00:22:33.660 They sort of cornered her

00:22:35.660 Stand off for a few minutes

00:22:38.280 And then eventually they just sort of tackled her

00:22:39.700 And got her to the ground

00:22:40.720 Another photo I saw of her before it happened

00:22:44.020 Sort of a CCTV image

00:22:45.520 She looks

00:22:47.080 You know when you can tell sort of at a glance 0.98

00:22:49.440 Someone's got mental health issues

00:22:51.140 Who knows

00:22:52.580 And that's what they are saying

00:22:56.140 It's some sort of mental breakdown episode type thing

00:22:59.200 Alright so that happened

00:23:02.920 Police find explosives in drone

00:23:05.840 At Leipzig airport

00:23:07.160 Do you believe that

00:23:09.600 And the story is saying that

00:23:11.660 It was, they say

00:23:13.080 The Russians are probably behind it 1.00

00:23:14.940 Because the bag or the package 0.99

00:23:17.880 That this drone was found in

00:23:19.420 Was destined to go on

00:23:21.040 Some sort of Ukrainian owned airliner

00:23:23.880 There you go, not much more to the story than that at the moment

00:23:29.620 But that's what they're saying

00:23:32.920 all right nhs told to prepare for annual heat wave crisis yeah it gets hot in the summer

00:23:41.320 it always has 0.96

00:23:43.240 okay the sun what slop are they serving up all right they go that crazy woman 0.99

00:23:50.560 but if they even i guess i blurred out her face a bit less 1.00

00:23:54.100 Mayhem in tourist hotspot 0.96

00:23:58.400 West End stab rampage 0.91

00:24:01.540 Woman held after four hurt in a scissor attack

00:24:03.720 Okay, that is all there is to it

00:24:05.140 400,000 sign, like some sort of petition

00:24:09.080 To keep killers in jail

00:24:11.660 The killers of that cop, PC Harper

00:24:14.520 Another story I saw on the main pages was

00:24:18.080 Main websites was

00:24:19.920 Yeah, the police force he worked for

00:24:22.560 are definitely um going to try and intervene in some way to try and keep those those killers

00:24:31.840 in jail for longer right the express oh it's a good paper you can read your express now if you

00:24:43.200 want to if you want globalist slop dame preety patel traitor dame preety patel blasts plan for

00:24:51.760 two of pc andrew harper's killers to go free early release is a betrayal of hero officer 0.60

00:24:57.280 shut up pretty what everything you did when your home secretary was a betrayal to everyone in this

00:25:02.720 country every native person i would put pretty patel right near the top of my list of people to 1.00

00:25:08.640 stand trial for treason how pretty patel has got the the balls to show her face in public after 0.84

00:25:23.120 what she did as home secretary under boris and at that point in time she is in some serious 0.96

00:25:32.400 way responsible for our invasion by foreign barbarians how many rapes and murders are on 0.76

00:25:40.240 her conscience as far as she's concerned i'm sure none i'm sure she sleeps like a baby every night 0.84

00:25:45.600 she's still she's hoping to get back in government if anything she's the arbiter of what's right and

00:25:50.640 good about justice and things yeah right yeah right you're an enemy of the people pretty patel

00:25:58.400 an enemy i would put you right at the top of this it's people like boris and blair and rishi and

00:26:04.000 cameron people like that and just below that is people like her and braverman and cleverly

00:26:09.520 all these people gove oh yeah yeah she should answer for her crimes against the state 0.61

00:26:18.560 against the people pretty patel you're going to tell us what is and isn't good and right 0.93

00:26:25.520 and just no no no no filth filth

00:26:34.480 okay the metro metro yeah that also smells great

00:26:42.240 like an old pe changing ring it's like socks

00:26:46.640 as killers get out of jail early my lad's still serving time after phone theft in 2005

00:27:01.240 i mean i read this this morning i was like wait what what the details of that that doesn't sound

00:27:08.740 right and when they read the details of it and i don't know any details about this case other than

00:27:15.420 what the metro printed it does say that yeah he went to prison for like two years in 2005 for

00:27:22.340 some sort of phone theft but then whilst in prison was deemed like just a danger

00:27:28.000 and they kept him on some sort of rolling some sort of thing where he's rolling parole where

00:27:39.660 it's like we'll check up on you every i don't know whatever whatever it is every three months

00:27:43.400 six months, once a year, I don't know. Every now and again, a parole board or whatever will look

00:27:47.260 at you and say, are you still like an actual danger to society and other people? Oh, we've

00:27:54.160 decided you are, so you've got to keep me in prison. It's one of those cases. It's not some

00:28:01.760 poor choir boy who stole a phone one time and he's still in prison 20 years later. It's not

00:28:07.600 really that is it well cool just according to what i read on the metro but nonetheless

00:28:14.200 it does it does seem doesn't it that um this early release stuff is being applied in an odd way

00:28:22.780 when i was on the main podcast was it just yesterday was it yeah you think okay if they're

00:28:30.520 not going to deport all the foreign nationals in our prisons or the dual citizen ones and then

00:28:36.500 Apparently don't have an appetite 1.00

00:28:38.840 To build new prisons or anything like that

00:28:40.680 Even temporary ones

00:28:42.140 Okay

00:28:43.840 If you've decided you're just going to let people out early

00:28:46.720 Why not let out 0.96

00:28:48.240 The absolute

00:28:49.920 Least dangerous ones first

00:28:52.940 Ones that have done

00:28:54.860 Sort of the least egregious crimes

00:28:57.080 First, why are killers getting let out

00:28:59.060 Why aren't they

00:29:01.220 Bottom of the list to do that

00:29:03.080 Why not

00:29:04.100 It's crazy isn't it

00:29:06.100 It's crazy

00:29:06.740 Surely there's quite a lot of people in prison

00:29:09.160 For far far far

00:29:11.940 Less serious crime

00:29:14.500 Than violent crime and murders and things

00:29:16.560 You're going to insist you want to let

00:29:20.720 Need to let people out early 1.00

00:29:22.100 Surely do the non-violent ones first

00:29:26.280 No

00:29:27.720 No

00:29:29.780 Apparently not

00:29:31.060 Surely this policy is going to be deeply, deeply, profoundly unpopular

00:29:37.840 Who could possibly be in favour of it

00:29:41.540 Other than some sort of full Marxist

00:29:43.600 Some sort of full communist

00:29:44.600 Some sort of full Fabian socialist 0.93

00:29:47.180 Who just wants, some sort of green 1.00

00:29:49.680 Who just wants the fabric of our society to be ruined 1.00

00:29:54.120 Who want people to be less safe

00:29:56.600 Anyone other than those people

00:29:59.160 who could possibly be enthusiastic about this policy

00:30:03.640 all right that tea's done move up to my backup water

00:30:13.700 this second mug isn't a second cup of tea it's just water

00:30:18.480 some people do ask that sometimes oh he's got two cups of tea the first one's gone cold how

00:30:27.360 Why hasn't the second one gone cold then?

00:30:28.760 Well, it's because it's not tea.

00:30:32.260 Oh, why aren't you drinking your water out of a glass? 0.90

00:30:34.160 What barbarian would drink water out of a mug? 0.96

00:30:36.160 Well, that's more of a fair question, but...

00:30:39.460 Supposed to have the logo and stuff, so...

00:30:43.060 Breakfast with Beau.

00:30:45.160 Beau's Breakfast Club, hashtag the real BBC.

00:30:47.860 Don't you forget about me.

00:30:49.360 Right, the Financial Times, let's get on with it.

00:30:51.760 Hit the like button, subscribe to the channel, get the bell on.

00:30:54.460 Financial Times, Financial Times, okay.

00:30:56.260 There's a strike in, a Russian strike in Kiev

00:30:58.700 Okay

00:30:59.060 What's new?

00:31:02.500 China begins global tax hunt reaching back decades

00:31:05.340 As fiscal pressure grows

00:31:06.880 Ultra rich in China

00:31:08.280 Face deep scrutiny

00:31:09.580 Tough curbs on offshore capital flows

00:31:12.220 Budget revenues stagnate

00:31:13.940 Is that interesting enough to talk about?

00:31:19.040 China cracking down on some of their

00:31:20.900 Ultra rich capital flows in and out of China

00:31:25.820 Josh Firm's quite good on this

00:31:28.180 He's done a number of segments over the years

00:31:29.880 Looking at

00:31:32.940 Looking at in some detail

00:31:35.440 The Chinese economy

00:31:36.780 And whether it is actually as strong

00:31:40.300 And as stable as it seems

00:31:42.720 You know China enjoys massive growth

00:31:45.300 Year after year after year

00:31:46.380 Massive massive growth

00:31:47.320 I can't remember the last numbers

00:31:49.640 But it's like

00:31:50.280 It will be like 4, 5, 6%

00:31:51.820 Which is massive

00:31:52.720 Compared to the West

00:31:54.020 Massive

00:31:54.500 um or more sometimes even is it a little bit of a house of cards you could argue

00:32:01.380 there were a globe some sort of true global recession not like the 2007 to 2009 credit

00:32:07.300 crunch not that but like a true depression like the 1930s style depression where most

00:32:13.080 the whole world really sort of turtles up a bit and uh stops buying manufactured goods

00:32:20.460 From China

00:32:21.720 And all sorts of things

00:32:23.300 And then would China's own economy

00:32:25.280 Sort of

00:32:25.820 As I say

00:32:27.080 A little bit of a house of cards

00:32:28.200 Built on sand

00:32:29.880 If the American economy

00:32:32.400 Should implode in some way or another

00:32:34.300 Their giant, giant national debts

00:32:36.600 Catch up with them

00:32:37.360 Their tens of trillions of dollars of debts

00:32:40.060 Or maybe the American political system 0.93

00:32:44.860 Would fail to

00:32:46.440 One time

00:32:47.240 Fail to come to some sort of political agreement

00:32:49.780 with their debt ceiling you know that happens every now and again doesn't it usually the

00:32:53.380 democrats actually play chicken with the debt ceiling deadline something like that happens

00:32:59.460 if there was some sort of collapse of the dollar or something would the chinese economy go down

00:33:03.600 the toilet with it yeah probably would actually is it just like this standalone behemoth it's

00:33:11.180 completely self-sufficient and self self-sustaining and all that sort of thing no no it's reliant on

00:33:17.780 everyone else as well like like all big global economies anyway anyway you could go on and on

00:33:24.280 about that for a while left-wing democrat michigan's win seats stage for pivotal midterm senate battle

00:33:30.560 not won't talk too much about that specifically but the midterms are coming up aren't they it's

00:33:34.620 only a few weeks isn't it to the midterms pollsters are saying that the democrats are

00:33:41.140 likely to take back congress and that the senate is on a knife edge

00:33:47.780 That will dent Mr Trump's authority, won't it?

00:33:50.880 His actual power to get things done

00:33:52.460 Will Congress even sort of tie his hands with

00:33:58.460 In regard to Iran?

00:34:03.860 Who knows?

00:34:05.440 Maybe the pollsters will be a bit wrong

00:34:07.160 I've seen other people say

00:34:09.500 Oh no, Trump is set for some sort of stonking win

00:34:11.960 Well, the Republicans

00:34:12.820 Set for a stonking win

00:34:15.040 It's all a bit sort of leftoid

00:34:16.860 Propaganda cope

00:34:18.900 Saying that the Democrats

00:34:20.200 Are going to do really well

00:34:20.900 At the midterms

00:34:21.460 I guess we'll just have to see

00:34:22.580 We'll just have to watch

00:34:23.340 Watch this space

00:34:25.180 A little bit about

00:34:26.480 Tice

00:34:26.860 Dicey Ticey

00:34:27.920 Just a continued story

00:34:30.560 Of the

00:34:30.940 George Cottrell

00:34:32.420 Post George

00:34:32.940 And his mum Fiona

00:34:33.760 And that half a million quid

00:34:35.060 That went through

00:34:35.760 One of Ticey's companies

00:34:36.900 To reform

00:34:37.720 The whole financial scandal

00:34:39.440 That

00:34:39.840 Nigel is embroiled in

00:34:42.500 And it

00:34:43.760 Heavily implicates

00:34:45.220 Or is completely involved

00:34:46.400 with Tyus himself as well. I'll say it again, I'll just give them the benefit of the doubt

00:34:52.660 until we find out what did or didn't actually happen and if any rules were actually broken

00:34:57.720 or not. It really could be a scandal that destroys the party and quite a few political

00:35:07.360 careers or it could be absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing. It was completely legit

00:35:15.420 The movements of that money around

00:35:17.940 Between various people and accounts

00:35:20.660 Could be completely legit

00:35:24.360 I don't know, just have to wait and see

00:35:26.080 Just have to wait and see

00:35:27.140 Alright, the mirror

00:35:28.860 What pro-Labour, anti-reform, anti-restore

00:35:31.360 Slop are they serving up to us today? 1.00

00:35:33.580 What sloppy Joes are they trying to force down our neck? 1.00

00:35:38.220 Finally, mental health hope 0.99

00:35:39.580 Oh, just a puff piece for Labour and Andy Burnham

00:35:41.680 Alright

00:35:41.940 Help is on the way

00:35:43.960 More than 150 news centres

00:35:45.600 Sexual relief pressure on A&E departments

00:35:47.880 PM tells the Mirror

00:35:49.300 Families are facing unbearable strain

00:35:51.220 But we will fix crisis

00:35:52.500 Wasn't it Labour that basically

00:35:54.060 It's always under John Major

00:35:55.920 Wasn't it the uni party 1.00

00:35:58.060 That got rid of most of our asylums 1.00

00:36:01.220 Of now Andy Burns 1.00

00:36:03.460 He's just in constant

00:36:04.720 Like Starmer

00:36:05.680 He seems to be in sort of constant apology mode

00:36:08.800 That's not really what I want in a leader

00:36:12.080 like concert like oh no i'm sorry about everything oh no i'm sorry about hillsborough

00:36:19.520 oh no i'm really sorry about the nhs oh really sorry oh we'll try our best we're listening

00:36:25.660 i'm listening i don't want that energy in a leader i want a positive firm vision and someone

00:36:32.220 that's hell-bent on doing it he's got spine look at does this face really speak of having spine

00:36:41.400 More than 150 new NHS mental health centres

00:36:49.860 I'll wait and see

00:36:50.960 I'll believe it when I see it

00:36:53.700 How are you going to pay for that anyway Andy?

00:36:56.080 Oh you're just going to borrow more money

00:36:57.200 That we can't really pay back

00:36:59.920 Or take us centuries to pay back

00:37:02.420 Writing in today's mirror

00:37:05.640 Oh so there is actually writing from the mirror

00:37:07.520 The mirror is now just

00:37:11.240 Just a, well, it has been for a while, isn't it? A long while

00:37:13.700 Just simply a Labour Party propaganda organ, isn't it?

00:37:22.620 Alright, the star, what slop have we got?

00:37:25.060 Okay, you remember how it's been a bit hot in Britain recently, this summer?

00:37:34.160 It has been warm, hasn't it?

00:37:38.080 Sometimes that will sort of effectively bleach the grass

00:37:41.020 it'll make the grass go look all yellow climate change that's what that is that's climate change

00:37:50.900 that's man-made co2 in the atmosphere that's driving climate change if we're not careful

00:37:56.200 all the ice caps will melt and the sea level will rise and there won't be enough left to

00:38:00.320 save if we don't act now got to pay 40p for a carrier bag now because the grass has gone yellow

00:38:08.000 all right so they've decided the star has decided that there's a field there's a field in kent

00:38:15.400 southeast england where the grass has gone all yellow there's some cows on it

00:38:23.000 looks a little bit like looks a little bit like a wild west ranch in somewhere like arizona or

00:38:31.160 something a little bit a little bit like that if you use your imagination

00:38:34.340 that's it so they've invoked Clint Eastwood

00:38:41.320 increasingly bizarre isn't it it's Kent Eastwood

00:38:46.980 this is real name's Clint Clint and Kent are similar it's really sort of tenuous isn't it

00:38:55.560 what they're doing here looks a little bit like a a cattle drive in America

00:39:02.800 of course one of the prairies of america or something it's kent eastwood i mean you get it

00:39:10.040 you can see what they're doing it's not that complicated is it oh and then they're photoshopped

00:39:13.880 here the picture of clint eastwood as well if you didn't get it what they're doing what they're

00:39:18.040 saying there that sort of transcends slop to me and is in the realm of sort of uh

00:39:26.420 bizarro what are you doing what are you talking what are you talking about

00:39:31.740 the star again can you imagine some people at the star going to the senior editor who signs

00:39:38.260 off on what the front page is going to look like tomorrow they're like okay stay with me now hear

00:39:42.060 me out we've got this picture of where the grass has gone yellow with cows on it does it look like

00:39:47.540 something out of a Clint Eastwood film yes stay with me boss stay with me stay with me we're

00:39:51.040 thinking of we're thinking of ready it's Kent Eastwood and the senior editor's like yes genius

00:40:01.100 print yes we'll love it whack a picture of clint eastwood a young clint eastwood

00:40:06.860 good journalism all right well they're the front pages they're the increasingly absurd

00:40:14.280 and infuriating front pages from the legacy corporate lamestream media all right should

00:40:21.220 we do our poll we usually have a look at our poll about this time of the show don't we

00:40:24.340 okay what have we got we asked you guys this morning

00:40:30.080 how long do you think the iran war will last give you a few options do you think it will be one

00:40:38.400 month oh sorry uh one more month one more year until the end of trump's presidency or forever

00:40:47.640 forever ever

00:40:49.720 all right and until the end of trump's presidency wins it with 40 percent

00:40:57.200 to be honest if i was taking that poll that's probably what i would

00:41:02.040 that's probably the one i would click on i would have thought

00:41:05.120 because forever is a 30 it comes in second there with 31 i mean there's one thing to say forever

00:41:12.180 But not ever ever

00:41:13.160 They talk about Iraq being a forever war

00:41:17.060 Or Vietnam being a forever war

00:41:19.120 It's not actually forever

00:41:20.800 Of course

00:41:21.440 I mean I don't think anyone

00:41:22.680 Forever is sort of shorthand for

00:41:26.600 A generation or something 0.91

00:41:28.720 Okay

00:41:31.180 One more year

00:41:32.720 21% and only 9% of people

00:41:35.020 Say one more month

00:41:36.460 Okay so

00:41:38.540 Until the end of Trump's presidency

00:41:40.300 It's got 40%

00:41:41.620 Yeah, I think I would 0.98

00:41:42.320 Almost certainly have to

00:41:43.060 Click on that option

00:41:43.880 If I were taking it

00:41:45.560 They go

00:41:47.100 No one really thinks

00:41:48.880 It's going to end

00:41:49.480 Anytime soon

00:41:50.160 Then

00:41:51.000 Certainly not imminently

00:41:52.620 Just going on

00:41:54.100 And on and on

00:41:54.600 Isn't it

00:41:54.940 Like

00:41:55.200 Trump was saying

00:41:58.000 Earlier this week

00:41:58.840 We're sitting down

00:42:00.360 With talks

00:42:00.920 With Iran on Monday

00:42:02.100 And Iran came out

00:42:04.580 And said

00:42:04.820 No, we're not

00:42:05.340 I don't know what

00:42:06.040 He's talking about

00:42:06.680 We're just simply

00:42:07.200 Not doing that

00:42:07.840 No, we're not

00:42:08.440 Talking to them

00:42:10.300 Getting embarrassing

00:42:12.100 Getting a little bit embarrassing

00:42:13.780 Trump threatening

00:42:16.040 Even just yesterday

00:42:17.080 Threatening Iran again 0.99

00:42:18.240 If you don't do XYZ 1.00

00:42:19.580 We'll send you back to the stone age 0.53

00:42:21.280 I'm paraphrasing 0.98

00:42:21.960 But you'll get hit hard

00:42:23.420 So hard

00:42:24.040 They don't seem to care

00:42:27.680 Do they Donald?

00:42:29.640 They're not blinking

00:42:30.600 Are they?

00:42:33.220 You've reached the limit

00:42:34.260 Of what an air campaign

00:42:35.060 Can do largely

00:42:36.040 Haven't you?

00:42:36.640 I saw a story yesterday

00:42:40.720 Some sort of internal email

00:42:43.300 Some sort of internal memo

00:42:44.720 Going around the Pentagon

00:42:45.660 Or was it the State Department?

00:42:46.640 I can't remember

00:42:46.900 Saying, anyone got any ideas?

00:42:49.020 Basically that, again I'm paraphrasing

00:42:50.380 Anyone? Anybody?

00:42:52.400 Got any ideas what other strategies we can do 0.68

00:42:54.660 To force Iran to capitulate 0.81

00:42:57.240 Or to surrender?

00:42:59.620 Anybody?

00:43:00.120 What would Dr. Turley say about that?

00:43:08.200 Is that part of the 4D chess grand plan?

00:43:12.220 Is that part of Trump and Rubio and Hegseth's master plan, is it?

00:43:16.540 Just sending out emails to almost everyone

00:43:18.380 Anybody got any ideas?

00:43:20.780 No

00:43:21.280 If Trump wants to stop Iran doing whatever they ultimately want to 0.66

00:43:28.840 Change that regime 0.97

00:43:33.920 To one that will actually play ball

00:43:35.920 With the rest of the world properly

00:43:37.340 Stop being a menace to that region

00:43:39.580 He's going to have to put boots on the ground isn't he

00:43:41.980 They're not going to

00:43:43.400 Collapse and implode

00:43:44.580 They're not going to

00:43:45.200 I don't think are they 0.92

00:43:46.160 You can bomb them from the air

00:43:50.540 Until they haven't got much left 0.99

00:43:52.360 You can threaten them all you like

00:43:55.460 They're not just going to simply capitulate

00:43:58.260 Are they

00:43:58.840 I guess Trump thought

00:44:04.460 That war started, didn't it, if you recall

00:44:06.980 Fresh off the heels of that

00:44:10.220 Quite remarkable success

00:44:12.160 Against Maduro in Venezuela

00:44:13.760 I feel like Trump

00:44:15.200 Thought we could do something similar in Iran 0.99

00:44:19.420 That worked so unbelievably well 1.00

00:44:21.120 If we just blow the Ayatollah 1.00

00:44:23.500 Into tiny smithereens 1.00

00:44:24.820 That will completely ruin

00:44:27.680 The regime 0.99

00:44:28.440 Will decapitate it 0.99

00:44:31.660 And it will 1.00

00:44:32.800 Just completely and utterly

00:44:34.520 Ruin them

00:44:35.800 Well it just hasn't has it

00:44:38.540 It just simply hasn't

00:44:40.540 Alright anyway

00:44:45.820 Let's see what else have we got

00:44:47.720 Young women tell BBC of rape assault

00:44:50.980 And harassment at army training college

00:44:52.740 For teenagers

00:44:53.540 Which is in Harrogate

00:44:55.280 There's all sorts of

00:44:58.360 Problems like that in the army

00:45:00.360 And I remember Deep Cut

00:45:02.100 Does the name Deep Cut ring any bells?

00:45:06.560 Not just women, men as well

00:45:08.000 Being abused in all sorts of ways

00:45:11.200 Sometimes often to the point of the young recruit committing suicide

00:45:15.180 Nothing to see here, apparently

00:45:17.520 Our Department of Defence

00:45:20.880 M.O.D. Sorry, Ministry of Defence

00:45:25.400 M.O.D. M.O.D. We're in England

00:45:26.940 The M.O.D

00:45:28.200 No

00:45:29.260 It was unfortunate

00:45:32.420 But there was no real wrongdoing

00:45:33.900 There's nothing that happened here

00:45:34.720 There's not a culture of weird assault and sex assault

00:45:37.860 Isn't there

00:45:41.360 Deep cut

00:45:44.400 Look it up if you're interested

00:45:45.540 In your own time

00:45:46.960 Alright that freak

00:45:49.700 There's a couple more stories

00:45:52.380 I want to get to

00:45:53.740 Oh yeah

00:45:55.620 Ed Miliband has

00:45:57.020 Because Ed Miliband is our Foreign Secretary now

00:45:58.680 The equivalent of the US Secretary of State

00:46:00.960 Marco Rubio

00:46:01.600 Marco Rubio and Red Ed Miliband

00:46:04.340 Have got the same job effectively

00:46:05.920 Parallel jobs 0.52

00:46:07.000 They've met now

00:46:08.160 There you go

00:46:09.160 Look there's a picture of him

00:46:09.880 Standing together

00:46:11.180 It's a mismatch isn't it

00:46:14.120 This is interesting

00:46:15.120 Because wasn't Ed Miliband

00:46:16.360 Hasn't Ed Miliband been on record

00:46:17.800 Four years

00:46:18.460 Going back to 2016 or whatever

00:46:19.920 Four years

00:46:21.100 Calling Trump all sorts of crazy names

00:46:23.340 Yeah

00:46:25.540 Yeah, he has.

00:46:27.540 Let's watch this little 28 second clip.

00:46:29.540 I think it's interesting.

00:46:30.540 Let's watch this. 1.00

00:46:33.540 Mr Miliband, do you still think the president is an idiot, a racist and a misogynist? 1.00

00:46:39.540 Sir, do you still have a dim view of the president and does it hamper your business? 1.00

00:46:43.540 We're looking forward to our meeting.

00:46:47.540 Oh my god, look, pretending not to be absolutely mortified.

00:46:52.540 because the reporter saying that is standing right there everyone in that room can hear

00:46:58.300 exactly what he just said that Ed Miliband has called Trump and a whole bunch of times 0.98

00:47:03.820 all the names he's called him all the names racist bigot sexist misogynist 1.00

00:47:09.100 all that thing an idiot 1.00

00:47:14.940 sort of his his big moment as foreign secretary meeting the other most powerful 1.00

00:47:20.780 Foreign Secretary in the world

00:47:21.960 Rubio

00:47:22.720 They're shaking hands

00:47:24.520 They're best buddies now

00:47:25.360 Special relationship

00:47:26.040 All that

00:47:26.520 All that don't you know

00:47:27.580 Look how happy

00:47:30.040 Ed Miliband is

00:47:30.980 Pretending to be

00:47:32.700 Yeah and that reporter

00:47:34.700 Is doing his job

00:47:35.560 Doing a good job

00:47:37.800 Because these people

00:47:40.000 Shouldn't be able

00:47:40.660 To get away with that

00:47:41.480 That when you think

00:47:43.100 It's politically expedient

00:47:44.880 For you

00:47:45.400 To just call someone 1.00

00:47:46.140 Like Trump an idiot 1.00

00:47:47.140 And a racist 1.00

00:47:48.620 And a sexist 1.00

00:47:49.280 And a misogynist 0.92

00:47:49.860 And all that stuff

00:47:50.780 but then now you want to you want the world just to forget you ever said those things because it's

00:47:59.240 not expedient isn't it's not good for you politically now well no no no no i think

00:48:05.920 that's great that that reporter just did that like uk journalistic style just shouting out

00:48:14.540 just saying it yeah good hope ed milliband is embarrassed mortified okay they tried to laugh

00:48:20.620 it off as well like rubio tries to help him out of it watch this thank you guys thank you

00:48:24.000 of course we're going to that's what a great what kind of question are we going to be talking about

00:48:30.020 ukraine of course it's going to come up i think bad and intergalactic affairs and all kinds of

00:48:34.860 other things all right guys we're talking about marco marco goes what kind of question is that

00:48:41.100 well it's a very prudent question it's an apt question it's a perfectly reasonable question

00:48:45.720 actually marco what kind of question is that what do you think we're here talking about ukraine so

00:48:55.720 i don't care what your your conversation was about i'm asking a proper question 1.00

00:49:01.240 does our foreign secretary still think your president is an idiot and a racist and a 1.00

00:49:08.200 a misogynist is that not is that not uh an apt question not a relevant question of course it is 1.00

00:49:18.040 what kind of question is that perfectly reasonable question all right walk away then

00:49:23.960 rubio yeah just walk away yeah don't worry about it here's a couple of things reform

00:49:31.800 That Sri Lankan man

00:49:34.860 Who wants to probably be our home secretary or something 1.00

00:49:38.640 Zia Yusuf

00:49:39.380 Do you remember when he quit? 0.97

00:49:42.380 He threw his toys out of the pram and quit reform 1.00

00:49:44.340 Over like the hijab 0.94

00:49:46.320 Some sort of hijab controversy

00:49:47.900 Anyway he does say some nice things anyway sometimes doesn't he? 1.00

00:49:54.760 But that's good enough

00:49:55.600 I don't want him to be leading my government in any real way 1.00

00:50:01.800 the home secretary ugh get away we don't need these people these token brown people why do we 1.00

00:50:08.520 need them are we ever going to have a white home secretary ever again just asking the question 0.99

00:50:17.240 that's a legit question will any party have the balls to pick a home secretary that's white ever 0.99

00:50:25.400 again. Anyway, some credit where it's she for what it's worth. The form came out with 1.00

00:50:36.020 an interesting policy that firms that hire employer illegal immigrants will be brought

00:50:47.780 to account for that. Firms face huge fines and bosses could be thrown in jail in new

00:50:54.000 reform migrant plan, an adjacent story, reform pledge to imprison bosses using illegal migrants

00:50:59.620 plus Turkish barber tip line. Nice, nice, I've got no problem with any of that. Good, good, yeah.

00:51:11.580 I'd love a raft of all sorts of policies like this, also make it as difficult as possible,

00:51:17.020 Make it nigh on impossible 1.00

00:51:18.960 For illegal migrants to 1.00

00:51:21.380 Function in this society 1.00

00:51:24.540 Why should they be able to?

00:51:25.980 Why should they?

00:51:27.380 Yeah, part of the policy was to fine

00:51:29.440 Big companies like Deliveroo

00:51:31.040 I think it was even pledged

00:51:32.800 Yeah, the Deliveroo law

00:51:34.080 There you go

00:51:35.020 Companies like Deliveroo

00:51:37.560 If they were found to just be employing 1.00

00:51:39.080 Illegal foreign migrants 1.00

00:51:40.760 Which they obviously do 1.00

00:51:42.340 They obviously do

00:51:43.840 Uber Eats and Deliveroo

00:51:45.420 They could be fined up to 10% of their global revenues

00:51:48.720 And even some of their bosses thrown in jail

00:51:50.860 Prosecuted

00:51:51.800 Yeah, good, yeah, good

00:51:53.300 It's exactly what I'd like to see, stuff like that

00:51:55.400 Dozens of measures along that sort of line

00:51:59.720 Yeah

00:52:00.300 A tip line for barbershops

00:52:03.240 Yeah, I mean, whether that would actually

00:52:05.360 In principle, the idea's good

00:52:07.180 But whether it'll actually lead to much

00:52:11.240 Everyone knows where these shops are

00:52:13.080 Do you need a phone line to say

00:52:14.240 Yeah that there's a barber shop on my high street

00:52:16.280 Or there's half a dozen barber shops

00:52:18.400 On my high street

00:52:19.540 That seem a bit dodgy

00:52:21.200 And I'm suspicious of them

00:52:22.280 Think they might be fronts for money laundering

00:52:24.280 And people trafficking and drugs

00:52:26.180 And all sorts of things

00:52:26.980 Yeah everyone knows

00:52:30.160 Everyone's known about them for years now

00:52:31.800 Do you need a tip line

00:52:34.880 Still, still

00:52:35.800 Better than nothing right

00:52:36.880 Better than nothing

00:52:37.800 About just a lot of money and resources

00:52:44.440 Just dedicated to just

00:52:46.000 Getting rid of them

00:52:48.240 Truly prosecuting the people involved in these

00:52:53.100 Fronts

00:52:54.880 Fronts for money laundering and drugs

00:52:57.660 And people trafficking and God knows what

00:52:59.860 Getting the people prosecuting them

00:53:04.080 And if they're foreign nationals 0.99

00:53:05.260 Deporting them back to their countries of origin 1.00

00:53:07.540 And just closing down their businesses 1.00

00:53:11.080 Closing them down

00:53:12.060 In the short term that will be more boarded up

00:53:15.060 Shop fronts on the high street

00:53:16.660 In the short term

00:53:17.440 So be it

00:53:18.200 Before legit people can start businesses

00:53:21.820 Get rid of a lot of the red tape

00:53:24.440 From starting business

00:53:25.920 Business rates

00:53:26.520 Get rid of all of that 1.00

00:53:27.360 And encourage actual native Brits 1.00

00:53:29.420 To start businesses again 0.62

00:53:30.800 Alright

00:53:37.540 Oh, there's that guy. I got stabbed with a pair of scissors in Covent Garden by a crazy lady. 1.00

00:53:46.080 Alright, it is nearly nine already. Shall we do on this day in history? I quite like doing that bit.

00:53:50.200 You like guys, I like doing that bit.

00:53:52.640 On this day in history, down through the centuries, what happened of note?

00:53:55.120 The 6th of August.

00:53:56.880 On the 6th of August in 1497, Italian explorer John Cabot returns to Bristol from North America,

00:54:03.620 likely Newfoundland becoming the first European known to do so since the Vikings

00:54:08.120 interesting this website does seem to like the age of discovery I've seen more than one John

00:54:13.760 Cabot factoid they do seem to like it well fair enough it is interesting I too am fascinated

00:54:19.500 by all that sort of thing okay on this day in 1661 the Treaty of the Hague is signed

00:54:25.980 under which the Dutch Republic relinquishes its claims to Dutch Brazil

00:54:31.360 To Portugal

00:54:33.500 In exchange for the equivalent of 63 metric tons of gold

00:54:38.440 Was it worth it? 0.71

00:54:43.240 I mean, in the end, Brazil became ultimately 0.98

00:54:45.260 Sort of a millstone around Portugal's neck 0.99

00:54:47.480 In the end

00:54:48.260 And we're talking the 19th century by that point

00:54:50.900 But still

00:54:51.340 At the time, it probably would have seemed like a good deal 1.00

00:54:55.560 To the Portuguese

00:54:56.500 This land of plenty

00:54:58.660 this land of sort of untapped untapped untold potential possibly untold resources possibly

00:55:06.740 they might have thought 63 metric tons of gold that's a drop in the ocean to what we might expect

00:55:16.020 yeah but in the end

00:55:19.060 and more of a hassle than it's worth really um like most colonial projects to be honest

00:55:25.700 on this day in 1890 murderer William Kemmler becomes the first person executed by electric

00:55:33.220 chair at Auburn prison in New York I don't know any details about that but that's interesting

00:55:39.080 electric chair though it seems to be a great method of execution unless you actually want

00:55:47.700 to cause a bit of distress to the person of course unless that's what you want we've all

00:55:53.920 seen the green mile haven't we we've all heard horror stories of where people don't wet the

00:56:00.440 sponge on your head and your whole head people's whole headsets alight i have actually i've watched

00:56:07.620 a bit about things like this there are some examples of when they've been electrocuting

00:56:12.720 someone for ages i say ages minutes and minutes and minutes and they're not dying and they're

00:56:17.840 starting to sort of cook a bit other times if it's done right it's just it's just a few seconds and

00:56:27.260 shuts you off and you die but still i've always thought ever since i was a child first heard

00:56:33.080 about the electric chair i've always thought isn't that sort of overly elaborate like if you've got 0.99

00:56:42.300 someone you decide you really want them executed isn't like either hanging or a firing squad

00:56:48.120 isn't that sort of the obvious choices really to sort of put their lights out in an instant

00:56:54.580 like the electricity doesn't kill people in an instant i think hardly ever if ever really

00:57:03.980 like an instant i don't anyway all right it's like the gas chamber they have gas chambers don't they

00:57:09.800 In the United States

00:57:10.560 Or do they anymore

00:57:11.640 Was the last one phased out

00:57:13.640 Or do they still

00:57:14.480 Someone in the chat would know

00:57:15.660 In the United States

00:57:17.620 In one or two states

00:57:18.740 They had

00:57:19.820 Had

00:57:20.280 Or have

00:57:20.840 The actual gas chamber

00:57:22.360 Didn't they

00:57:22.800 Did they even have that in California

00:57:25.600 I've seen the film Training Day

00:57:29.080 With Denzel

00:57:29.780 You know what the gas chamber smells like

00:57:32.380 Pine oil

00:57:33.580 You want to be in pine oil heaven boy

00:57:39.800 It's surely hanging if done right by a professional, the noose is just right, the drop is the right length, instant

00:57:48.980 Surely being shot through the heart by more than one high velocity rifle bullet, instant isn't it, anyway alright

00:57:57.760 Okay

00:57:59.560 Someone put hanging isn't instant, it is if it's done right, it is

00:58:06.260 you'll think of people dangling there strangles it well then the the execution hasn't done it

00:58:11.160 right if the length of the drop is long enough and the noose is done in the right way it is

00:58:17.300 instant anyway all right i shouldn't look at the chat it's a distraction really i'd like to interact

00:58:22.500 with you guys more but whenever i look down at it it's like all right what else have we got what

00:58:28.700 other factors the atomic bombing of hiroshima right 1945 a few days from the end of the war

00:58:33.840 victory in japan 1945 on this day an atomic bomb is dropped on the japanese city of hiroshima by

00:58:39.800 usb-29 super fortress super fortress the enola gay that's the name of the aircraft that particular

00:58:47.540 b-29 you know okay yeah little boy wasn't it the first one little boy hiroshima could go on and on

00:58:55.220 and on and on there's so much to say about the war in the pacific and japan and the nuclear bombs

00:58:59.980 and there's so much to say where to even begin just say that on my on my own history themed

00:59:05.420 channel bow day z pox on the website the low seaters website low seaters.com do consider

00:59:10.700 heading over there and become a member for as little as five pound a month the bronze

00:59:14.220 team membership package apparently you get access to all the all the content that's behind the

00:59:19.020 paywall just for a bronze tier by a month i've got hundreds of hours without exaggeration

00:59:24.780 Hundreds and hundreds of hours

00:59:26.960 Of history themed content

00:59:29.220 On there

00:59:30.760 I've got once or twice

00:59:32.240 One of the episodes was

00:59:34.180 The road to Pearl Harbour

00:59:36.080 Where I talk all about

00:59:37.360 Japan's journey

00:59:39.240 From the 19th century

00:59:41.000 Through to

00:59:42.380 The war

00:59:44.000 World War II

00:59:44.580 Somewhere else I talk all about

00:59:46.260 The nuke as well

00:59:47.180 A bit

00:59:48.340 Anyway there's so much to say

00:59:50.260 This isn't supposed to be a history show

00:59:51.880 Alright

00:59:53.640 Alright. On this day in 1965, US President LBJ signs the Voting Rights Act prohibiting

01:00:02.020 voting discrimination against minorities. On this day in 1991, Tim Berners-Lee, who invented

01:00:11.140 the internet, did he? Is there a bit more to it than that? That one person, Tim, on

01:00:17.120 his own, invented the internet. Anyway, Tim Berners-Lee releases files describing his

01:00:27.120 idea for the World Wide Web and debuts WWW as a publicly available service on the internet.

01:00:33.520 Okay. Mildly interesting. When you look into the details, Tim Berners-Lee was instrumental

01:00:39.620 in a number of things. Alright, shall we look at our Rumble Rants and YouTube Superchats?

01:00:46.720 Okay.

01:00:50.100 Someone moaning about my pronunciation of nuclear.

01:00:54.200 Get over it.

01:00:56.200 Alright.

01:00:58.160 Oh, it's not, it's not Global Church History.

01:01:03.460 Oh.

01:01:04.620 Alright.

01:01:05.840 And new Pigdog5150.

01:01:08.560 We've got a new, new one.

01:01:11.640 Alright.

01:01:12.600 First couple are Pigdog and some of the others are Pigdog.

01:01:14.660 Alright, so first one says...

01:01:16.720 Is it too spicy to request...

01:01:18.500 Let me read this before I read it out.

01:01:21.460 Oh, you're going to see where...

01:01:23.020 Is it too spicy to request the confinement...

01:01:26.320 The confinement for traitors and subversives?

01:01:29.560 No.

01:01:30.980 No.

01:01:31.620 Bring back... 0.67

01:01:32.700 Bring back treason laws. 0.63

01:01:35.680 No.

01:01:36.640 And stiff punishments for such.

01:01:41.060 Okay, Pig Dog again says...

01:01:43.040 One of the huge problems are the middle of the road people... 0.94

01:01:46.720 The live and let live people

01:01:48.540 I say this many times

01:01:50.140 But that sort of attitude

01:01:51.700 Not enforcing high morals

01:01:55.120 Is how we got here

01:01:56.360 Apathy, grace

01:01:57.360 Yeah, I'd agree, yeah

01:01:58.320 Yeah, the kumbaya, live and let live

01:02:00.560 Just be tolerant

01:02:01.740 Just be tolerant of the most intolerant people in the world

01:02:06.460 We just have to be tolerant

01:02:08.100 Of their endless intolerance

01:02:10.960 Yeah, no

01:02:12.880 Just tolerate monsters and barbarians

01:02:16.700 and rapists and murderers just tolerate it no just live and let live no no no i don't think so

01:02:21.420 i think that's crazy i think you've abandoned morality to do that yeah okay fictagious that's

01:02:30.800 their name fictagious says uh funny how the media won't look into when uh where the green party and

01:02:36.440 its candidates get their funds from hmm yeah good point yeah absolutely good point perfectly valued

01:02:41.200 point yeah they'll just do the odd they'll just they'll just pick on the people they don't like

01:02:47.100 yeah they won't do it across the board yeah absolutely next one is pigdog5150 again says

01:02:53.100 did you see ed milliband shaking hands with rubio yeah i guess you sent that in at much earlier or

01:02:57.640 you did you sent that in at like 20 past eight so we covered that you put absolutely disgusting

01:03:03.180 of telling the truth i could never bring myself to lie with the action of shaking his hand

01:03:08.540 pretending he is acceptable yeah yeah fair point all right gwff says um itm bow what's itm

01:03:18.500 uh what's itm stand for itm bow exclamation mark i know you're a fan of the show and the

01:03:27.700 channel though so i'm guessing it's something positive or pleasant harry do you know what

01:03:32.620 that is that is that is that a well-known like zoomer thing no not sure itm okay

01:03:39.760 all right and then you've put you've put oh pat yourself on the back for the alistair heath rant

01:03:47.260 cheers um up against the best i've heard i've heard from you yet oh thank you it's all off

01:03:54.980 the cuff here i've got no i've got no uh script i've got no auto queue that's just how i roll

01:04:03.480 that's how i do that's how i do baby and then you put what a sniveling traitor toss pot that man is

01:04:11.120 yeah anyways thank you for your courage oh well that's kind of you to say thank you for watching

01:04:18.880 appreciate it okay there's a few more the next two are from fall and firebird i'll read them

01:04:24.920 one after the other if you don't mind you've put performative pandering to mental health always

01:04:29.320 ignores the deep cause um that for all its benefits something is profoundly soul-destroying

01:04:35.220 about modern western society no purpose no tradition etc uh uh yeah you're quite right

01:04:42.820 quite right there's sort of a deep malaise in western societies aren't there

01:04:50.580 sort of a sort of a deep issue going on there

01:04:59.380 something slightly distracting outside the studio uh the next one fall of firebird um says

01:05:05.940 on this day in history all right alexander the great besieged the persian garrison at halicarnassus

01:05:11.220 On the western coast of modern Turkey

01:05:13.600 Commanded by the Greek mercenary general

01:05:15.840 Eamon Holmes 1.00

01:05:16.840 You got me good

01:05:18.420 You got me good then

01:05:19.780 Now, all I'm thinking is

01:05:23.340 Is that a genuine Alexander fact

01:05:26.080 When you've just added an Eamon Holmes joke

01:05:28.020 Right at the end of it

01:05:29.020 Or is the whole thing nonsense

01:05:30.760 Just to do the Eamon Holmes joke

01:05:33.240 On my own channel

01:05:38.680 My original channel

01:05:41.400 History Bro

01:05:43.280 Do you think I've got five hours

01:05:46.580 Not an exaggeration

01:05:47.400 Five straight hours

01:05:49.440 Talking about the campaigns

01:05:52.240 And adventures and life and times

01:05:53.880 Of Alexander the Great

01:05:54.900 It's not behind a paywall

01:05:56.720 It's completely free

01:05:57.380 Just type in History Bro

01:05:58.940 To YouTube

01:05:59.900 Scroll down

01:06:01.060 It's one of my first ones

01:06:01.880 It's an old one

01:06:02.500 Five hours

01:06:04.300 Loads of quotes from the original sources

01:06:07.140 They're like courteous

01:06:08.560 And Aryan and Plutarch 0.99

01:06:10.160 Do you reckon that's there?

01:06:11.460 Oh it's there, it's free, check it out

01:06:12.940 You want to know all about the campaigns

01:06:15.840 And events of Alexander

01:06:17.500 Let me tell you about it

01:06:19.100 Your friendly neighbourhood history bro

01:06:21.000 Walk you through it

01:06:21.940 In extraordinary detail 0.98

01:06:23.860 You don't have to read Aryan for yourself

01:06:26.360 I'll pick out all the best bits 1.00

01:06:27.960 All the juicy bits

01:06:28.820 Read them out for you

01:06:30.300 Not behind the paywall

01:06:33.080 Okay

01:06:33.580 I wonder if Alexander

01:06:36.660 Besieging Harry Cardassus was on this day

01:06:39.160 In like what

01:06:40.800 328 BC or whatever it was

01:06:42.460 338 or something

01:06:45.000 I can't remember the dates

01:06:46.020 Moving on

01:06:47.040 Last two here

01:06:48.600 Don't you want Axel the child killer's last day

01:06:53.440 To be the longest last day of his life

01:06:55.540 Seems like a good deterrent

01:06:57.400 Or like you talk about torture

01:07:00.860 I mean

01:07:03.320 Probably shouldn't go into

01:07:05.440 much detail about that because of T's and C's and stuff but

01:07:11.880 I have talked about the gibbet before and the gibbet is both can be both sort

01:07:16.680 of the scaffold that the hanging is got but also another definition of a usage

01:07:22.440 of the word gibbet is basically a small box

01:07:27.840 Or a metal frame

01:07:31.800 That you can just fit a person standing up in

01:07:34.980 You put them in that metal frame

01:07:38.440 Or that metal wooden box, whatever it is

01:07:40.320 And then you hang that up for all to see

01:07:43.680 And then you just leave them there

01:07:45.920 There's no hanging, there's no stabbing, no shooting

01:07:47.820 You just leave them there 0.55

01:07:49.300 In the gibbet

01:07:50.960 And eventually they die of exposure or dehydration

01:07:55.620 Take a few days

01:07:56.800 Not insanely painful

01:07:59.960 But the horror of it

01:08:01.180 Knowing that you're just left there to die

01:08:03.100 Of exposure to the elements

01:08:05.420 And or hunger

01:08:06.600 Or probably really thirst

01:08:08.340 Like a few days

01:08:11.340 The jibbit

01:08:19.440 Okay, global church

01:08:20.800 He says, I went too early

01:08:24.600 Yeah, that's a thing

01:08:25.500 Apparently, I didn't know this

01:08:26.620 But if he, or anyone, types in a rumble rant too soon

01:08:30.700 Too early in the morning

01:08:31.980 Either it doesn't register or it certainly doesn't register on my screen

01:08:35.340 That I get to look at and read out

01:08:36.680 So, global church history was too early for his own good

01:08:41.260 Still, he says, went too early

01:08:46.440 And then we've got our two daily global church history facts

01:08:50.020 He says, today in 1284 AD

01:08:52.580 The Genoese defeated Pisans at Melora

01:08:58.280 in the largest medieval naval battle.

01:09:02.160 Okay, that's interesting.

01:09:04.060 But Pisa, the city of Pisa, I guess that is what you're talking about,

01:09:07.540 and the Genoese.

01:09:10.060 It's interesting, in the early medieval period,

01:09:12.100 or even the middle medieval period,

01:09:14.600 some of the Italian city-states

01:09:16.960 were sort of the most important players in terms of naval power.

01:09:20.440 You know, like the Venetians and the Genoese

01:09:23.400 And I know that, yeah, particularly the northern, central and northern Italian city-states

01:09:29.680 Vying for power among themselves

01:09:32.760 There was no single unified Italy until, what, the 19th century?

01:09:39.420 Well, wasn't it? 0.62

01:09:40.660 Same goes for Germany, right? 0.90

01:09:42.040 It's only in the age of Bismarck, really 0.97

01:09:43.240 You get a real Germany in our modern sense of it 0.89

01:09:46.840 Anyway, fascinating

01:09:49.080 Alright, and the other fact that you've said is

01:09:51.840 In 1588, the Spanish Armada 1.00

01:09:55.800 That's the classic year 0.99

01:09:56.640 You want to start getting a framework in your mind

01:10:01.940 Of what happened when

01:10:02.880 Throughout all of recorded human history

01:10:04.680 The best thing to do is pick a few key dates

01:10:07.960 And start pinning things around that

01:10:09.480 Like 1066

01:10:10.680 Did something happen before 1066 or after?

01:10:14.340 1945

01:10:14.820 1588 is one of those

01:10:17.560 Very good one 1.00

01:10:18.380 Or especially if you're British or Anglo 0.90

01:10:20.400 1588

01:10:22.020 Did something happen before that or after that?

01:10:24.680 Because 1588 is the Spanish Armada year

01:10:27.260 Okay

01:10:27.860 You've put 1588, the Spanish Armada anchored near Calais

01:10:31.920 So the English sent eight fire ships their way

01:10:34.840 To break them up real good

01:10:37.480 Real quick

01:10:38.780 Great stuff, alright

01:10:41.100 Now do the, thanks Global Church History

01:10:43.060 GCH

01:10:45.200 you people in the chat will call him gch whenever i see that i'm like

01:10:49.280 oh well my glances at it is that something about gchq and they've just failed to put the q at the

01:10:55.120 end there's something about gchq oh no no sorry they're talking about global church history

01:10:58.680 gch call yourself global church history question time it might be gchq all right anyway moving on

01:11:06.740 the youtube super chats what have we got here we've got a fair few 20 or so let's do them

01:11:12.780 Straight in with an Eamon Holmes joke

01:11:16.100 Stu Sutton 1977 says

01:11:19.660 TV is evil says Eamon Holmes

01:11:22.860 He should know

01:11:23.600 Has Eamon Holmes actually gone on record

01:11:26.520 And said TV is evil

01:11:27.500 Or is this pure

01:11:28.560 Purely contrived

01:11:30.440 To do an Eamon Holmes joke

01:11:31.640 I don't know

01:11:32.140 Alright get well soon Eamon

01:11:34.080 I mean that genuinely sincerely

01:11:36.500 Of course I do

01:11:38.240 Alright

01:11:38.860 Rodney that's their name

01:11:40.560 At Rod underscore knee

01:11:42.060 Says

01:11:42.420 Says I want to say thanks Bo

01:11:45.380 And the rest of the Lotus Eaters crew

01:11:46.820 Keep calling out the insanity

01:11:48.480 Oh thank you

01:11:49.560 No no thank you

01:11:51.780 Thank you it's my pleasure

01:11:53.940 I mean I can't help

01:11:55.280 You guys know me now I suppose by this point

01:11:57.760 I can't help myself

01:11:59.120 You don't find yourself sitting in a seat like this

01:12:03.320 Doing a job like this

01:12:04.420 Unless you sort of can't stop

01:12:06.580 You can't help yourself

01:12:07.580 I sort of need to get it off my chest

01:12:10.260 sometimes people said especially if you go on a bit of a rant on twitter they're like are you

01:12:14.140 all right that passive aggressive thing are you all right do you need a hug like yeah no i'm fine

01:12:19.040 this is good for me this is cathartic yes no i'm fine yeah thanks you say thanks keep calling out

01:12:28.080 the insanity no thank you for tuning in and doing a super chat thumbs up get the bell on make sure

01:12:33.620 you sub to the channel okay david betts 1180 says 40 today oh happy birthday um i want a colin the

01:12:42.800 caterpillar cake oh i know what they are yeah yeah they're not bad are they you're 40 today okay the

01:12:48.180 big 4-0 welcome to the club brother life begins at 40 general purpose aches and pains just for

01:12:58.280 standing up, begins at 40, I don't know, no, happy birthday, many happy returns, 40 is the new 30,

01:13:09.600 that's pure copium, isn't it, just dial up the copium on that one, 40 is the new 30,

01:13:15.660 okay, Calzetti, just says, make Wessex great again, oh, I like that, I like that, I like the

01:13:25.480 sounds of that yeah the house of wessex the kingdom of wessex i don't know that northumberland 0.88

01:13:32.420 mercia crap i want that i want wessex let's make wessex great again okay the wandering gray that's 0.96

01:13:41.260 their name says watched epochs one on the hanno the navigator yesterday god that sends me back 0.98

01:13:46.180 over five years ago now that uh used to put great stuff but i got jump scared by a beardless bow

01:13:53.320 Going to watch them all in times two speed

01:13:57.160 To catch up

01:13:58.140 Yeah I watch

01:13:58.660 For a long while

01:13:59.920 I never did that thing of watching stuff

01:14:01.620 On 1.5 speed

01:14:02.640 Or times two speed

01:14:03.680 I was like no

01:14:04.500 I'm going to watch something

01:14:05.540 But in the last sort of

01:14:07.540 I don't know

01:14:07.860 Year or so

01:14:08.720 I found it is actually really helpful

01:14:11.660 Can be really helpful

01:14:12.620 Really helpful

01:14:13.680 So yeah

01:14:15.020 Feel free to do that of course

01:14:16.240 Yeah

01:14:16.960 Hanno the Navigator 0.97

01:14:18.120 God

01:14:18.620 That was Carl's pick that was

01:14:20.560 When I first started Lotus Eater's

01:14:23.320 do an epoch on week one of working here i i had it in my mind to do something about maybe

01:14:31.180 alexander or something like that and carl just said no i want to do i carl want to do hano the

01:14:37.440 navigator i'm like oh okay i know a little bit about how i've heard of him i know what who who

01:14:43.620 that is i don't know about it in like fantastic detail for anyone who doesn't know is an ancient

01:14:48.200 ancient carthaginian very old like pre-roman republic era sort of was it um carthaginian

01:14:54.840 navigators supposed to have circumnavigated africa maybe it's an interesting story but

01:15:00.480 it's so ancient it's sort of more myth than man you know um anyway i'm glad you liked it

01:15:07.160 i'm glad you liked it a bit of a sort of odd one out of left field to be episode number one but

01:15:12.220 but there you go all right krish 281 says jason ardy went to the moon on a surfboard to kill

01:15:19.920 chuck norris with his little toe yeah he did awesome certainly i wonder i think i think it

01:15:27.000 was last week stelios did a whole segment about it because i don't know all the details of all

01:15:31.280 his lies i only really know the ones that have been brought up in the legacy corporate mainstream

01:15:34.360 media or one or two that might pop up happens pop up on my twitter timeline i believe i understand

01:15:39.560 There's loads of different stuff he said 0.97

01:15:40.880 Yeah just increasingly crazy liars 1.00

01:15:44.000 Increasingly absurd 1.00

01:15:45.860 Sort of unbelievable liars 0.98

01:15:47.500 Alright Calzetti again says 0.99

01:15:50.260 Jews would never engage in fraud 1.00

01:15:52.460 Don't believe you

01:15:53.560 Oh he was talking about Sam

01:15:55.620 Bankman Freed

01:15:56.900 Yeah

01:15:57.260 He was dishonest

01:16:00.460 When it came to money

01:16:02.080 Who knew

01:16:04.600 Mr Dickie Bingo

01:16:06.800 Says galaxy brained

01:16:09.080 And pie-eating racist 0.95

01:16:10.520 Lammy 0.97

01:16:11.080 Notar

01:16:11.880 Thank you, Mr. Dickie Bingo

01:16:15.680 I appreciate your inputs every day

01:16:17.500 Super fan

01:16:18.560 Great chap

01:16:19.340 Met him at the live event

01:16:20.920 Okay, Tiger

01:16:22.860 Who spells it T-Y-G-R-H

01:16:24.780 Says 0.99

01:16:25.340 Immigration, I guess

01:16:32.280 You've spelled it in an odd way

01:16:33.460 With asterisks in there

01:16:34.700 Immigration in Slovenia

01:16:36.780 Is getting worse 1.00

01:16:37.840 people forget the balkans don't take invaders lightly if things get bad enough we're going to 0.92

01:16:44.240 see the resurgence of partisan militia oh i hope not do you live in slovenia then

01:16:48.560 that's interesting i didn't know that i'd have to get up quite sweaty in the morning to watch it

01:16:52.920 then but are you in slovenia um you're saying if it gets bad there'll be resurgence of partisan

01:17:00.160 militia yeah probably well i would have thought so yeah maybe probably

01:17:02.800 It's the future

01:17:07.320 A lot of Europe is staring down now

01:17:09.100 And the United States

01:17:09.820 And maybe even Australia and stuff

01:17:11.560 There's a certain point where people won't take it anymore 0.94

01:17:15.380 They're being murdered and raped and replaced

01:17:17.900 In their own land 0.99

01:17:19.900 Eventually people won't take it anymore

01:17:23.540 If history tells us anything

01:17:28.660 It tells us that

01:17:29.500 Tiger again says

01:17:31.560 unlike other western nations we have a bloody history i guess you are in slovenia then

01:17:36.240 um we have a very bloody history and it is my theory it will repeat when we're being pushed

01:17:42.360 too far it could get real bad real fast yeah it's often what happens like an elastic band

01:17:47.240 stretching stretching stretching people think oh there's no end to the amount of atrocities we will

01:17:53.080 take oh if they did if we didn't act after that if nobody did anything after that then we'll never

01:17:57.460 do anything oh it's so depressed and then and then the elastic band snaps yeah

01:18:04.900 it's what i've been talking about isn't it so i've been talking about here and on the

01:18:08.900 state of politics politics for a long while now

01:18:14.660 i'm not saying it because i want it to happen i'm not saying it because

01:18:20.980 history tells us that there's a sectarian nightmare on the horizon 0.89

01:18:27.460 okay Rodney says the UK government and every organ of state are more obviously working to 0.60

01:18:34.020 destroy the native population than the most badly written bond villain yeah it's quite

01:18:37.500 sort of obvious isn't it at this stage yeah to me it seems really quite in your face and even

01:18:43.880 gaslighting you about it when it's very very obvious you get gaslit you're the problem you 1.00

01:18:50.440 want to go out and protest against the slaughter of the innocents by a Rwandan man you're the 0.95

01:18:56.640 problem. We guarantee you we'll come down on you like a ton of bricks. Right. Yeah, it's pretty 1.00

01:19:04.000 obvious. Carmichael Cookie Dough Footjob says, it is I, Thaddeus Bungo McTick Pop.

01:19:14.820 I know Fares and Stelios had that argument and haven't been on the same panel since.

01:19:20.360 Do they avoid each other in the hall to spill the beans? Oh, I didn't know that. Have they?

01:19:26.640 I didn't know that

01:19:29.120 They had an argument

01:19:31.360 What argument?

01:19:33.820 I honestly don't know

01:19:34.680 I honestly don't know

01:19:37.740 I can tell you they don't avoid each other in the hall

01:19:40.960 As far as I've seen

01:19:42.880 As far as I'm aware

01:19:43.620 They had an argument

01:19:46.680 On air

01:19:48.420 On the live podcast

01:19:49.540 I'll have to ask one or either of them about that

01:19:53.680 To be honest

01:19:55.560 I could spill the beans in one sense if I'm not on the podcast the afternoon podcast I don't often

01:20:00.600 watch it sometimes I do very often I don't I've got other stuff I've got to do later you see

01:20:06.920 sometimes even days later I might see that there's a particular segment that's of that's

01:20:11.060 interesting to me now I might watch that but a lot of it a lot of it will already be segments

01:20:17.460 that I already sort of know about already know the story so I don't need to be sort of told about it

01:20:22.140 brought up to speed on it or i don't care about it at all it might be a segment about i don't know

01:20:26.040 about barbie the barbie movie or something something like that that one springs to mind

01:20:32.120 i'm just i'm just not interested in that so i'm not watching it so anyway long and short of it is

01:20:36.960 quite often i don't actually watch it um maybe 20 of them i watch something like that

01:20:44.860 you know i didn't know pharas and stereos had any sort of beef i'll ask him about it all right

01:20:50.900 Wolfiex1789 says

01:20:54.640 You should run as a candidate

01:20:56.480 Aim higher, vote Bo

01:20:57.660 Millions must go

01:20:58.600 God bless you for all your hard work Bo

01:21:00.880 Thank you very much

01:21:03.420 That's very kind of you to say

01:21:04.320 I've said before

01:21:05.480 I'm not hiding it

01:21:06.500 I'm not pretending to do anything

01:21:07.640 If they would have me

01:21:09.520 If they want to select me

01:21:10.640 I would do it

01:21:11.280 I highly suspect they won't want to

01:21:13.460 I would have thought

01:21:15.660 I've said too many spicy things

01:21:17.100 But if they do

01:21:20.900 I'd do it.

01:21:22.320 Yeah, why not?

01:21:23.360 I'm prepared to step up, sure.

01:21:26.740 It's not really sort of like my...

01:21:28.560 It's exactly the same with reform.

01:21:31.140 I wasn't like seeking out to be selected for reform.

01:21:35.860 They just asked me.

01:21:38.740 And I was like, yeah, okay then.

01:21:40.620 Like it's not my life's ambition to become an MP.

01:21:44.180 But I would do it.

01:21:45.680 I would do it.

01:21:47.560 So there you go.

01:21:48.280 There you go.

01:21:48.600 i suspect i won't be approached to be selected but if i was sure all right

01:21:56.140 psycho hobo says here's a book recommendation the 13th tribe by arthur coastler coastler

01:22:07.000 don't know how to pronounce that it details the kazarian's rise and fall then became ashkenazi

01:22:14.620 jews okay i've never heard of that book or that uh author but okay thanks for the

01:22:21.500 thanks for the recommendation okay and the last two here stew sutton 1977 says

01:22:29.800 i'm i'm stew kp8 by the way still the youtube champion all right so stew i'll try and remember

01:22:39.620 this then try and commit this to memory whenever it comes up stew khp that's actually stew sutton

01:22:45.560 i'll try and remember that stew all right and the last one here is from max robe who says

01:22:53.180 wessex question mark all trapped in a thomas hardy novel i had a pop at thomas hardy on twitter the

01:22:59.580 other day didn't i if anyone follows me on twitter i just did a tweet out of nowhere

01:23:03.200 apropos of nothing not retweeting anyone i just said ever read any books any novels

01:23:08.400 That are actually really lame

01:23:10.100 I'll start

01:23:10.780 Tess of the D'Urbervilles

01:23:11.740 A Thomas Hardy novel

01:23:13.940 And Thomas Hardy is all West Country

01:23:19.080 That's famously what Thomas Hardy is

01:23:20.520 He actually writes a lot of his dialogue

01:23:22.740 Like it's a West Country accent

01:23:23.880 Like that

01:23:24.380 It's hard to get through

01:23:29.120 I find it hard to get through

01:23:30.360 A Thomas Hardy novel

01:23:31.220 Myself, personally

01:23:32.520 Not really my cup of tea

01:23:34.940 Anyway, some people love them though

01:23:36.640 Don't they?

01:23:36.960 Some people love Thomas Hardy

01:23:37.920 Alright that's the last one

01:23:40.840 So that's the show

01:23:41.740 It is now 24 minutes past 9

01:23:43.580 Don't say I'm not generous

01:23:44.340 It's supposed to be a one hour show

01:23:45.460 24 minutes past 9

01:23:48.460 In the AM British summertime

01:23:49.620 On Thursday the 6th of August

01:23:50.940 In the year of our Lord 2026

01:23:52.200 Thank you for joining me

01:23:53.460 My glorious band

01:23:54.300 Chosen for you

01:23:54.960 My band of brothers and sisters

01:23:56.020 Without you it isn't a thing

01:23:57.620 Try and make the best of the day ahead

01:23:59.000 If you can

01:23:59.500 Carpe diem

01:24:00.320 Seize the day

01:24:01.020 The most valuable thing

01:24:02.520 You will ever have

01:24:03.480 Your time

01:24:04.020 Try and make it count

01:24:05.420 Alright then

01:24:06.180 Until tomorrow morning

01:24:07.840 Take care.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 06, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 6th August 2026

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