The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 26th May 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning you

00:00:00.940 You alright?

00:00:06.660 I hope you are

00:00:07.740 I genuinely hope you are

00:00:10.780 Hope you had a great day yesterday, enjoyed the sun

00:00:12.800 Kept safe, no heat stroke, anything like that

00:00:16.260 It's going to actually be dangerous, can't it?

00:00:20.300 Alright, it is just ticked past 8 in the a.m. British Summer Time

00:00:24.920 On Tuesday the 26th of May

00:00:26.500 In the year of our Lord, 2026

00:00:28.160 sure the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters the very best people in the

00:00:31.440 world the best among us watching the bow show live getting involved in the chat you know doing

00:00:36.080 the poll it's free why not get involved in the super chat or something brilliant what more could

00:00:41.120 a boy ask for as always not as always but back fresh new returning my producer little harry how

00:00:47.920 are you this morning good sir morning yeah i'm all good oh disembodied voice of the all-powerful

00:00:55.280 producer there should we just get straight into it stop faffing about

00:01:00.480 why why all the fannying about there's no need for that fannying about let's just get 0.54

00:01:03.680 let's just get on with it what's the legacy corporate mainstream media banging on about

00:01:07.040 this morning what are they trying to lie to you about by omission if by nothing else

00:01:10.160 what have we got well first of all it was a hot day yesterday and today is uh set to be even hotter

00:01:16.960 apparently we've got uh harry do you want to bring that up so there you go they go with

00:01:22.960 bank hottest day monday bit tortured but okay bank hottest today monday and sturgeon's ex-husband

00:01:31.440 uses snp cash so the main probably the main story today on fleet street is about uh

00:01:39.680 nicola we jimmy cranky sturgeon we jimmy cranky's in a spot of bother

00:01:46.960 We'll get into it

00:01:50.080 And it was hot

00:01:50.840 Okay, first of all then

00:01:51.640 Straight up

00:01:52.080 Right off the bat

00:01:52.740 The Metro

00:01:53.240 That is great

00:02:06.120 It's sickening though isn't it

00:02:09.780 The Metro

00:02:10.360 Sickening

00:02:12.040 God, it is warming here 0.98

00:02:14.460 I've got a slight sheen

00:02:15.980 Myself

00:02:16.660 It's not even

00:02:19.720 Not even five past eight in the morning

00:02:21.860 Baking hot

00:02:22.520 Alright

00:02:24.920 In the afternoon on the main podcast of Lotus Eaters

00:02:27.860 It's going to be like a sauna in this room

00:02:29.380 Because all the video screens

00:02:31.040 Loads of lights

00:02:32.240 Alright

00:02:34.480 Yesterday

00:02:35.760 In some places it was as hot as

00:02:37.980 34.8 degrees centigrade

00:02:40.240 Phew what a sculpture 1.00

00:02:43.300 Anyone's foreign 1.00

00:02:46.140 English people

00:02:47.740 British people

00:02:48.200 Often call a really hot day

00:02:49.280 A sculpture

00:02:49.800 That's all that is

00:02:50.780 Bank hottest day Monday

00:02:55.120 Like bank holiday Monday

00:02:57.340 Because it was a bank holiday Monday as well

00:02:58.680 Bank holiday Monday

00:02:59.680 Bank hottest day Monday

00:03:01.420 Alright

00:03:02.760 There's a front page of the Metro

00:03:04.480 And it's on the front page

00:03:05.360 A few of the others

00:03:05.840 That it was just a hot day

00:03:06.540 Or the hottest

00:03:07.720 Bank holiday Monday ever

00:03:10.540 They were saying

00:03:11.120 There's one in like 1944

00:03:13.760 That was nearly as hot

00:03:15.160 This one was hotter

00:03:16.360 And today's supposed to be as hot

00:03:21.580 If not hotter

00:03:22.080 Just to make sure

00:03:25.620 You know, if you burn

00:03:27.160 If you've got a propensity to burn

00:03:29.320 Like I have, just make sure

00:03:31.280 You use enough sunscreen

00:03:33.220 Otherwise enjoy it, right, what's the problem

00:03:34.680 Highest temperature ever recorded in May

00:03:37.440 And forecast says today could be warmer

00:03:39.360 Alright, you get it

00:03:40.220 I try not to bang on about that today, although the papers do

00:03:42.620 Again, for people that actually live in hot countries

00:03:46.760 You're probably thinking, what?

00:03:48.120 That's totally average

00:03:49.500 That's not bad

00:03:50.480 Why are you talking about it?

00:03:52.620 Why are you going on about it?

00:03:54.180 Well, we're a windswept, rain-driven island in the North Atlantic Ocean

00:03:59.880 So we're not used to that sort of thing

00:04:01.520 Alright

00:04:03.180 If we go on to We Jimmy Cranky

00:04:04.620 The Times, the Venerable Times

00:04:06.000 We Jimmy Cranky's estranged husband

00:04:09.800 Admits embezzling £400,000

00:04:11.940 From the Scottish National Party

00:04:13.980 Pardon me

00:04:15.960 I do beg your pardon

00:04:18.740 Yeah, so

00:04:20.520 Shall we get into it?

00:04:22.240 I'll explain it as if you don't know the story

00:04:23.860 Because the story's old

00:04:24.640 It's been rumbling on for years and years and years

00:04:26.380 But I'll explain it as if you don't know

00:04:27.780 Because there'll be some people that don't

00:04:30.180 Alright

00:04:31.040 So

00:04:31.980 After Tony Blair devolved to Scotland

00:04:34.580 And they got their own little Parliament thing

00:04:36.580 Holyrood

00:04:38.540 I'd reverse devolution if it was me

00:04:43.160 In both Britain

00:04:43.760 Anyway

00:04:44.180 A few years after that

00:04:47.400 This woman called Nicola Sturgeon

00:04:49.900 In fact let me just show you a picture of her 1.00

00:04:51.700 Oh look there she is 0.99

00:04:52.400 This woman Nicola Sturgeon 1.00

00:04:54.140 Yeah that's a woman yeah

00:04:55.520 Became the first minister of Scotland 0.63

00:05:00.940 Let's get a better picture of her so you can see 0.96

00:05:02.380 There you go look that woman 1.00

00:05:03.540 Wee Jimmy Cranky 0.99

00:05:07.640 She became the First Minister of Scotland for the SNP, Scottish National Party

00:05:12.660 And this was her husband, Peter Morrell, his name is

00:05:17.080 But he was also the Chief Executive of SNP

00:05:23.020 So one of, if not the most powerful person in the whole party

00:05:28.860 Not as powerful as the leader, of course

00:05:32.500 perhaps you might make you might characterize it that like the deputy leader was more powerful

00:05:37.600 than him but in various senses in lots of senses he was uh the most powerful person certainly under

00:05:43.880 her as chief executive like he sort of stood above the treasurer of the party and stuff like this

00:05:48.840 he was basically in charge of of the party if she's in charge of policy he's actually in charge

00:05:56.620 of like the day-to-day running of everything they were married right so it's like a real power

00:06:02.020 couple after a few years there quite a few years all through the 2010s sort of times and even into

00:06:08.240 the very early 2020s they were like the power couple of scotland you know you get it like their

00:06:14.460 household would be it is the smp you know you want to get on in the smp in any way you'd want

00:06:22.320 To have to curry favour with

00:06:23.940 The Sturgeons or the Morels

00:06:26.600 Okay

00:06:30.000 So there's that 0.85

00:06:31.180 Turns out he's just completely corrupt

00:06:33.260 Turns out he was just completely corrupt

00:06:35.200 Embezzling

00:06:36.060 Stealing

00:06:38.300 400 grand

00:06:40.100 Just definitely

00:06:44.780 I mean he pled guilty yesterday

00:06:46.660 So he definitely did

00:06:48.480 Alright

00:06:50.920 Why do I keep calling her 0.98

00:06:53.100 Wee Jimmy Cranky 1.00

00:06:53.880 By the way

00:06:54.380 Anyone who doesn't know

00:06:55.920 People that are British

00:06:59.740 And old enough 0.99

00:07:00.400 Will know

00:07:00.820 But a lot of people

00:07:01.440 Like Harry

00:07:02.080 I guess you don't know

00:07:02.820 You never heard of the

00:07:03.560 Show The Crankys

00:07:04.440 No 1.00

00:07:05.120 Okay

00:07:06.000 So what it was

00:07:07.360 Back in the 1980s

00:07:08.920 There was a kids show

00:07:10.860 Called

00:07:11.820 The Crankys

00:07:13.300 They were Scottish as well

00:07:14.900 Like super Scottish 0.73

00:07:15.940 Hey The Crankys 0.78

00:07:18.120 That was a terrible Scottish accent 0.94

00:07:19.640 There you go 1.00

00:07:20.900 look there's an iconic image of the crankies there's ian cranky and uh and wee jimmy cranky

00:07:29.220 there you go and uh the conceit of the show the comedy was derived from the fact fact that

00:07:36.500 wee jimmy cranky was a really naughty little school boy that's basically what it was he's

00:07:40.420 a really naughty little school boy who caused chaos and did and said crazy outlandish things

00:07:45.940 kids comedy very very very very uh pg you know very very uh kid friendly it's a naughty little

00:07:52.020 school boy and like the exasperated father right by the way we jimmy cranky isn't a little boy it's

00:08:01.060 a woman they're married in real life right these are the people in real life nowadays

00:08:06.420 they're called tough aren't they ian tough and jeanette tough i think anyway right 0.95

00:08:12.900 and she's just really little you know like some women are really small like five foot 1.00

00:08:18.860 four foot nine or whatever 1.00

00:08:20.040 okay she's tiny and she looks at we jimmy cranky looks a little bit like nicola sturgeon 0.95

00:08:28.620 and they're really scottish as well like super scottish and one of the catchphrases we jimmy

00:08:35.540 cranky would say would be fandabby dozy fandabby dozy and uh uh that's that's sort of that's sort

00:08:45.920 of it there's not much more to explain than that uh but also i think nicola sturgeon hates being

00:08:53.380 called jimmy cranky we jimmy cranky but um it's funny isn't it i've always thought that was

00:09:04.380 Because I remember the Crankies as a little kid

00:09:06.700 It was back in the 80s

00:09:09.140 When there were only a few channels

00:09:10.560 And everyone would watch the same channels

00:09:12.100 All the kids would watch the same

00:09:13.800 BBC kids shows

00:09:15.900 So everyone would know

00:09:17.780 We're Jimmy Cranky

00:09:21.120 Alright

00:09:23.360 We can move on

00:09:24.600 Although I say she hates it

00:09:27.080 But she has actually leaned into it once or twice

00:09:30.420 Because the other thing

00:09:31.380 As well as saying

00:09:32.320 Fan dabby dawsi

00:09:34.280 we jimmy cranky would also do that thumbs up thing this double thumbs up thing that was like this

00:09:38.920 and you can find a picture or two of nicolas sturgeon actually doing that i.e you know sort of

00:09:44.680 accepting it all right i'll move on from talking about the crankies

00:09:53.320 peter morrell is a a criminal a financial criminal like definitely

00:09:58.440 let's go back to the the first front page what was it was it in the metro 0.82

00:10:01.640 the actual metro no the time sorry in the times all right jimmy cranky's husband admits

00:10:09.560 embezzling 400 grand so he was like as i say as a chief executive he sat above the treasurer of

00:10:14.760 the party even and over years like 20 years or 15 odd years uh he just stole money from the smp

00:10:23.560 and just spent it on himself and well them their household when he was first arrested

00:10:32.540 they said you stole something in the order of 460 grand 459 grand or whatever but when he

00:10:40.340 actually went to court his trial started yesterday uh it was reduced to just over 400 grand and he

00:10:47.400 pleaded guilty to all of that for some of the people in the smp sort of diehard hardline smp

00:10:53.300 people were like this is all just a witch hunt it's all trumped up charge when it gets to court

00:10:57.780 you'll see you'll see peter murrell didn't do anything wrong um this is all uh just anti-smp

00:11:03.060 no he pleaded guilty

00:11:07.540 he did it

00:11:10.980 what did he buy he bought some funny things well the main thing is he bought a camper van

00:11:17.460 because that was one of the first things that got uh people like like wait what how are you

00:11:23.780 buying 130 135 grand camper van we know your salary so everyone knows your salary you're not

00:11:29.720 that rich how are you doing that and uh at one point the smp had done um like some sort of round

00:11:37.520 of fundraising for independence a new independence campaign that's all the smp care about oh and 0.98

00:11:43.900 Flooding their own country with Bermalians 0.99

00:11:45.660 Crazy socialist things 1.00

00:11:47.620 The SMP are really for price caps 0.75

00:11:49.600 I saw one of their guys

00:11:52.300 The bald guy, not Swinney

00:11:53.480 The other SMP bald guy

00:11:54.980 On Newsnight the other night

00:11:56.780 Arguing for price caps 1.00

00:11:58.580 What an idiot psycho 1.00

00:11:59.800 What an idiot 1.00

00:12:00.880 Okay, anyway 1.00

00:12:02.400 They really care about independence

00:12:03.800 They despise English people and Westminster so much

00:12:07.000 That they'll destroy their own country

00:12:08.420 Just to spite Westminster

00:12:09.540 Filth

00:12:13.900 when i got in trouble with hope not hate and then deselected from reform one of the things they

00:12:18.780 deliberately took me out of context for was i was slagging off scots in fact i was on the front page

00:12:23.420 of the daily record a uh a scottish socialist rag they put me on their front page saying farage

00:12:31.580 hopeful for us wasn't even leader of the party at the time farage hopeful slags off scots or something

00:12:37.100 wasn't slagging off scots i was in a conversation with graham or i was quoting

00:12:41.660 Edward the First Longshanks slagging off Scots

00:12:44.860 I was slagging off the SMP

00:12:46.940 As I shall do again this morning

00:12:48.540 I wasn't slagging off all Scots 1.00

00:12:51.200 They just completely lie about that 1.00

00:12:53.300 Just completely lie about that

00:12:54.240 Take it out of context

00:12:55.080 I've got quite a few Scottish friends 1.00

00:12:58.740 Wozy 0.98

00:13:00.420 Drinker

00:13:01.460 Dank

00:13:02.340 None of them have got a problem with what I did

00:13:04.200 Because I wasn't slagging off all Scots 1.00

00:13:07.000 That's what they do 1.00

00:13:08.040 No doubt at some point

00:13:10.300 There'll be some sort of Twitter storm

00:13:11.580 or in the actual media about me at some point

00:13:13.780 to restore or whatever

00:13:14.960 Scott hater

00:13:17.100 Bo Dade

00:13:18.360 who stragged off Scots

00:13:20.700 It's all there in that Graham Moore video

00:13:26.180 if you ever want to find it

00:13:27.460 Anyway 0.99

00:13:29.520 The SNP are filth 1.00

00:13:32.040 They're absolute filth 1.00

00:13:33.740 They're mad, their policies are mad 1.00

00:13:36.220 Like suicidal on a national level 0.98

00:13:40.080 arch socialists really what a crazy thing that they're called nationalists the scottish

00:13:45.320 nationalist party but nearly all their policies are not in the interests of that nation

00:13:51.340 subversive disgusting okay so anyway they did a round of funding and raised something like 600

00:13:57.580 grand and then somebody whether it was the treasurer or some someone else saw the smp

00:14:02.900 bank account and there was only 100 grand in there and they were like maybe that's a bit

00:14:06.840 suspicious like where didn't we just raise 600 grand like where is it alarm bill started ringing

00:14:13.740 big investigation then about what was it two years ago maybe even three years ago at this

00:14:23.340 point i remember nicholas sturgeon and the smp were riding high in the polls

00:14:27.420 nicholas sturgeon we jimmy cranky just does a press conference going uh in a few weeks i'm

00:14:33.640 to stand down as leader um i'm sort of i'm done with politics uh that sort of thing and everyone

00:14:39.480 was like oh really why's that i didn't give like a really really good solid reason or anything

00:14:44.600 it's like uh okay because no one knew about all this in the background no one well it's a small

00:14:51.960 number of people the vast majority of the world had no idea this was in the pipeline she obviously

00:14:56.440 did um she's like i'm gonna stand down a few weeks later comes the date that she'd set to stand down

00:15:02.680 she stands down one week after that the police raid her house and some other offices in Edinburgh

00:15:10.040 you might remember that you might remember that where the police put up one of those like

00:15:13.720 forensic style tents out the front of their house there's no need to it's not like it was a murder

00:15:19.240 scene of course some smp people said that was overkill the police are like doing some sort of

00:15:25.640 stunt political stunt here the police said oh we only put that up because we didn't want

00:15:29.880 helicopter cameras and reporters to see physically see what we were taking out of the house

00:15:36.680 uh and stuff like loads of police fans on their driveway of their house

00:15:40.120 their relatively normal size house um okay so that happened timing of that is a bit weird though

00:15:45.960 isn't it the police like a bit perfect from their point of view well it's not perfect it's terrible

00:15:53.320 it's massively massively scandalous isn't it but anyway a little bit perfectly like surely the

00:15:57.800 police had told jimmy cranky we jimmy cranky that they were gonna do this they were gonna do a

00:16:04.200 sweep and they were gonna arrest him her husband peter well well she was arrested as well and

00:16:10.760 questioned and then released without charge as were a few other at least one other person in smp like

00:16:16.760 i think the actual treasurer was also arrested and questioned and then released without charge

00:16:21.400 are you being it was just him alone it was just peter morel completely only a lone wolf embezzler

00:16:30.520 serial embezzlement machine over 10 years 20 years or whatever okay he bought what what did

00:16:38.960 you do with the money he bought a camper van uh he bought two different cars that one was a jag

00:16:45.760 Jag, not a good Jag, a Jaguar car, there's a little list here, he bought a coffee machine

00:16:54.280 that cost over three grand, they're just sort of luxury items for like his household it

00:16:59.200 seems, right, a dressing table and tea set worth over three grand, a robotic lawn mower

00:17:09.040 worth over three grand salt salt and pepper grinders worth 2600 quid that's not easily done

00:17:17.920 that's not what were they made out of silver oh that was another thing he bought a silver

00:17:23.440 wine coaster that was one thing he bought worth a few grand it's an extravagance isn't it

00:17:31.440 just a coaster this one's better this bespoke one you remember when i showed you someone made that

00:17:37.120 so i fashioned that out of slate that's cool though isn't it i love that i use that every

00:17:43.280 day if you haven't noticed thanks for the person that sent that in um he bought a silver one a

00:17:50.560 solid silver one it was like a few grand like just a complete uh complete extravagance really

00:17:58.640 A pendant

00:18:02.820 A gold pendant

00:18:03.720 He bought three Nintendo

00:18:06.920 Three 3DS's

00:18:09.360 A PS3

00:18:13.120 That must have been a few years ago right

00:18:14.220 That must have been much in the early 2000's

00:18:16.180 You wouldn't buy a PS3 these days would you

00:18:17.920 But

00:18:18.540 He bought a PS3 and a load of games

00:18:22.540 FIFA

00:18:23.180 Battlefield

00:18:24.520 He was into FIFA and Battlefield

00:18:26.880 Alright

00:18:28.300 110 pound pencil sharpener

00:18:30.840 That's Brewster's millions

00:18:34.800 Territory for me

00:18:35.860 Like deliberately spending as much as you

00:18:38.100 Possibly can on something

00:18:39.760 I didn't think 110 pound

00:18:42.500 Pencil sharpener existed

00:18:43.700 Again is it made out of like platinum or something

00:18:48.320 102 quid on chopsticks

00:18:51.060 What

00:18:53.840 Timberlands has got a pair of Timberlands

00:18:56.600 So 0.99

00:18:57.680 A man's onesie

00:19:00.100 He likes being comfortable, Pete and Rell

00:19:05.720 Sitting around the house

00:19:07.460 Playing FIFA on his PS3

00:19:09.780 In his onesie

00:19:10.940 Plotting how to steal more money

00:19:14.720 From people that just want

00:19:18.100 Scottish independence

00:19:20.020 It goes on

00:19:22.240 There's one there, look, £4 on staples

00:19:24.300 Is that not a legit

00:19:26.180 Business expense?

00:19:27.680 Could that not be...

00:19:29.800 I feel like you could legit say,

00:19:31.760 well, no, that was for party business.

00:19:36.720 £2.50 on hand cream.

00:19:38.220 Let's get in a bit.

00:19:41.300 That's a bit petty, even for me.

00:19:43.640 But anyway, anyway, £400,000.

00:19:45.200 It adds up to just over £400,000.

00:19:47.600 And he pleaded guilty.

00:19:49.940 There you go.

00:19:51.300 Little penfold, dude.

00:19:53.020 Little fat penfold.

00:19:53.800 Alright, that's basically it

00:19:58.980 The facts of it

00:20:00.200 The next thing is really

00:20:01.960 The question is really

00:20:03.680 How did we, Jimmy Cranky herself, not know?

00:20:09.400 Because she would say

00:20:10.360 It came as a complete shock to me

00:20:12.440 It came as a complete shock to me

00:20:14.420 I had no idea

00:20:15.580 How did you have no idea?

00:20:17.400 You would have known

00:20:18.060 You must have known what his salary was

00:20:20.060 What his actual salary was

00:20:21.780 So you're like 0.99

00:20:23.420 How come we've got a Jag now

00:20:25.800 Can we afford that

00:20:28.180 Solid silver coaster

00:20:30.620 You just bought

00:20:31.300 Sorry Peter

00:20:37.760 Are you sure we should be spending

00:20:40.000 Two and a half grand

00:20:42.900 On

00:20:43.220 You get it

00:20:46.140 How would she not have known

00:20:47.140 We've just got a new camper van now

00:20:49.820 Alright

00:20:50.780 Can we afford that one

00:20:54.160 And he was

00:20:55.180 We're supposed to accept that he was just like

00:20:57.360 Pipe down Nicola

00:20:58.960 Let the men deal with the money 1.00

00:21:01.160 Don't worry your pretty little head 1.00

00:21:03.600 About money issues 0.99

00:21:05.140 Let the man of the house

00:21:07.360 Worry about that

00:21:08.540 And she was like oh okay dear

00:21:11.340 Okay

00:21:12.580 That's what we're supposed to expect

00:21:15.320 That's what we're supposed to buy

00:21:16.320 That that was what their household was like

00:21:20.780 because she'll say I was arrested and questioned by the police extensively

00:21:27.460 they did a full investigation and I was cleared of any wrongdoing

00:21:30.880 they didn't find that I had done anything wrong at all

00:21:33.960 I'm perfectly innocent

00:21:35.380 well

00:21:38.800 they didn't have any evidence, they couldn't prove

00:21:44.920 it's sort of quite a difficult thing to prove isn't it

00:21:47.420 If you and he both absolutely insist that she knew nothing about it

00:21:52.880 And she sticks to that story under questioning

00:21:55.380 And there's no paper trail, there's no evidence

00:21:58.940 Then the police won't be able to arrest you and charge you with anything, will they?

00:22:04.280 But yeah, the reality

00:22:05.400 The real, real reality of their relationship and their household

00:22:08.400 How could she not have known?

00:22:15.160 It's not really plausible

00:22:17.160 That she didn't know

00:22:19.360 Is it?

00:22:28.320 Well

00:22:28.760 There you go

00:22:29.680 That's basically it

00:22:30.600 In a nutshell

00:22:31.240 It's all over the papers today

00:22:33.840 When it comes up

00:22:34.440 In a minute

00:22:34.980 We'll just get over it a bit

00:22:36.320 Because that's it

00:22:37.040 That's basically what's going on

00:22:37.860 And his trial started yesterday

00:22:39.360 Oh they're estranged now

00:22:41.760 Or divorced entirely

00:22:42.580 They're not together anymore

00:22:44.460 She just distanced herself from him

00:22:46.900 You know, like that time when Winnie Mandela was embroiled in murders

00:22:52.900 Kidnaps and murders

00:22:54.200 And Nelson Mandela sort of had to divorce her and leave her

00:23:00.560 It's often a way, isn't it, me and politics

00:23:03.720 If your spouse does something bad enough, you just have to, for political reasons

00:23:08.480 If nothing else, you have to leave them

00:23:10.680 Like Melinda Gates, not that Bill Gates is a politician, but you get it

00:23:16.720 It's so scandalous.

00:23:19.720 One of the examples where that didn't happen is Hillary Rodham Clinton, isn't it?

00:23:24.680 With the Lewinsky thing and other things Bill did. 1.00

00:23:27.720 She stood by her man the whole time.

00:23:33.600 Which is weird.

00:23:36.440 Okay, they're estranged now.

00:23:37.860 She's insisting she knew nothing.

00:23:40.820 I don't buy it.

00:23:42.380 I just simply don't believe you, Nicola.

00:23:46.720 okay social media is new smoking media wounds i.e very very bad for one's health

00:23:56.040 social media is the new smoking medic's wound pressure grows on pm to back ban for under 16s

00:24:04.100 well okay we've sort of been there we've sort of gone through it a bit but they tried to do that

00:24:09.280 uh and it didn't get through parliament isn't that right 0.99

00:24:12.980 The Australians did it 0.99

00:24:15.860 And it doesn't look like it's a particularly successful policy 0.98

00:24:18.640 Like no one's happy with it

00:24:20.320 It doesn't actually particularly help

00:24:23.140 Well it's just part of

00:24:26.540 In my opinion and a lot of people's opinions

00:24:28.920 It's just part of Operation Creep

00:24:31.880 To just censor the internet in general isn't it 1.00

00:24:34.160 They'll start with under 16s 1.00

00:24:35.560 They'll start by guilt tripping you

00:24:37.520 Into the fact that it's hurting children

00:24:39.460 And before you know it

00:24:42.980 We've got the same sort of internet that the Chinese have 1.00

00:24:46.140 By ee, you only get to see what they want you to see 1.00

00:24:50.300 Alright, but they'll find some expert, some medic somewhere

00:24:59.300 Who says it's dangerous, it's as dangerous as smoking

00:25:02.880 And they'll just use that to guilt you, like literally just guilt you 0.73

00:25:08.660 Hotter than Hanoi

00:25:10.000 and i'm in vietnam that is what the southeast asia yesterday in britain 34.8 degrees centigrade in

00:25:18.700 uk marks may record okay you know a monet painting famous money painting there is in real life in

00:25:27.920 britain i mean deliberately this landscape is deliberately sort of designed and contrived to

00:25:34.220 look like that painting but it does though doesn't it nice though of course monet is one of the few

00:25:42.380 impressionists i actually like he did he painted like that same pond over and over and over again

00:25:47.780 like obsessive compulsive disorder anyway there is sort of in real life on a lovely hot bank

00:25:54.520 holiday monday nice awesome like it all right the eye paper wee jimmy cranky and her corrupt

00:26:01.100 husband we got it we jimmy cranky and penfold in the spotlight all right andrew received expenses

00:26:08.780 boost as trade envoyer after review he ordered classic andrew in it classic andy just trying

00:26:19.460 to rinse the state for as much as possible at all times taking the absolute mickey in every direction

00:26:25.880 at all times thought he could do anything thought there would never be any repercussions for him

00:26:32.760 ever he ordered a review into his own expenses that were already sort of very high to get more

00:26:46.140 and was given it the little blurb says the former prince was able to secure an increase

00:26:51.880 In his taxpayer

00:26:53.360 Taxpayer funding expenses

00:26:55.360 After commissioning report

00:26:57.540 He commissioned a report

00:26:58.520 Into his role as trade envoy

00:27:00.640 That found he was a

00:27:02.320 Highly valuable UK asset

00:27:04.440 Well

00:27:07.560 As the Queen's second son

00:27:09.720 Like what at the time

00:27:10.780 Like fourth in line to the throne

00:27:12.140 It's not now because Wills has got kids

00:27:13.740 But at the time

00:27:14.460 Absolutely 100% one of the most senior royals

00:27:18.860 So in that sense he's a highly valued UK asset

00:27:23.980 Okay

00:27:24.320 In terms of like his actual value

00:27:28.060 Actual value

00:27:29.800 Sort of that trade envoy role

00:27:32.460 And to the UK government

00:27:33.500 No it's obviously a massive detriment wasn't it

00:27:35.620 Obviously a massive embarrassment

00:27:36.780 Going around the world

00:27:37.740 Well

00:27:40.620 Perhaps even in

00:27:43.060 Perhaps allegedly involved in

00:27:44.820 Full sex crime

00:27:46.220 Human trafficking

00:27:48.060 Perhaps even

00:27:49.740 Giving sensitive information

00:27:52.120 To Jeffrey Epstein

00:27:53.140 Effectively a foreign agent

00:27:55.820 Jeffrey Epstein

00:27:58.580 An American

00:27:59.300 Who was trained in espionage

00:28:02.740 By Ehud Barak

00:28:03.760 Okay

00:28:10.180 Oh Ehud Barak sorry

00:28:13.980 You've not heard that

00:28:15.980 You don't know Ehud Barak

00:28:16.960 Oh, he was like the defence minister

00:28:20.480 And then Prime Minister

00:28:21.940 For Israel

00:28:24.580 Super, super senior

00:28:28.060 Super senior statesman for Israel

00:28:31.140 Oh, and in charge of all the military

00:28:33.020 He's been in charge

00:28:34.560 He's been a defence minister

00:28:35.680 In charge of all the military

00:28:37.180 In charge of all the intelligence services

00:28:39.380 Israeli intelligence services

00:28:40.260 Prime Minister as well at one point

00:28:41.920 Couldn't be more senior Israeli

00:28:44.580 Couldn't be more plugged in

00:28:46.180 Particularly with the military

00:28:47.540 And the military intelligence

00:28:50.060 Of Israel

00:28:51.420 And those FBI documents in that DOJ dump

00:28:54.780 Explicitly said

00:28:56.880 That he had trained

00:28:58.500 Epstein 0.83

00:28:59.360 In like spy games

00:29:01.980 And don't talk about that

00:29:04.960 Do they

00:29:05.260 The cabal of corporate mainstream

00:29:08.360 Mainstream media

00:29:10.280 The cabal of those editors

00:29:11.560 Seem to omit that

00:29:14.180 Don't they

00:29:14.740 Every single day

00:29:15.700 Accidentally fail to mention that

00:29:18.080 Every single day, don't they

00:29:19.000 And Andy may have been

00:29:23.480 Depending on what the final investigations say

00:29:25.720 May have been just passing Epstein

00:29:28.060 Information, sensitive information

00:29:29.960 It's a bit more than just being his friend

00:29:33.780 Isn't it, it's a bit more than just

00:29:34.920 Epstein and Andrew were just friends

00:29:37.520 No, involved in all sorts of nefarious things

00:29:42.120 Quite possibly

00:29:43.980 possibly illegal things

00:29:46.540 up to and including

00:29:51.740 treason

00:29:54.180 human trafficking, sex crime

00:29:57.220 meanwhile 1.00

00:29:59.440 the duke

00:30:00.380 the prince makes himself

00:30:03.260 a highly valued

00:30:05.420 UK asset to get himself more money

00:30:07.460 Buckingham Palace documents

00:30:08.980 contained in the Epstein files

00:30:10.860 say the government agreed

00:30:12.500 And provided

00:30:14.100 A strong endorsement

00:30:16.100 With increased funding

00:30:18.060 To support the Duke's activities

00:30:19.960 It was a Prince Anna Duke

00:30:21.680 Don't worry about it

00:30:24.120 I want to explain it

00:30:25.020 Mountbatten Windsor

00:30:26.820 That is Andrew

00:30:27.680 Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

00:30:28.920 Ordered review

00:30:30.400 After being criticised

00:30:31.680 For lavish spending

00:30:32.720 So he's being criticised

00:30:34.240 For spending too much

00:30:35.000 So

00:30:35.240 He contrived it to get more

00:30:38.320 And is now under investigation

00:30:40.440 For misconduct in public office

00:30:42.420 over friendship with billionaire Epstein.

00:30:46.560 Was Epstein really a billionaire?

00:30:49.440 Like really, in his own right?

00:30:52.200 Wasn't he born just like a normal person in terms of money

00:30:56.800 in Coney Island?

00:30:58.960 So how was he a billionaire?

00:31:00.520 How did he make all that money?

00:31:04.220 What, Les Wexner gave it to him?

00:31:09.640 Again, the legacy corporate mainstream media,

00:31:11.520 They don't talk about that very often

00:31:12.760 Why did Les Wexner

00:31:16.280 Give Jeffrey Epstein

00:31:18.160 At least access to billions of dollars

00:31:21.900 No

00:31:25.100 They don't want to talk about that

00:31:26.680 They won't talk about that

00:31:27.480 Hey guys

00:31:32.160 Today

00:31:33.060 Talk about Wee Jimmy Cranky

00:31:36.360 Yeah

00:31:37.260 And talk about how hot it was yesterday

00:31:39.180 Yeah

00:31:40.540 Don't talk about Les Wexner and Ehud Barak though

00:31:45.300 Like every day, yeah, good

00:31:46.740 What, is that not what's going on?

00:31:51.240 Have I mischaracterised things?

00:31:55.540 Right

00:31:56.020 Okay

00:31:58.380 The Guardian, ooh

00:32:00.020 Ooh

00:32:02.600 Don't do that

00:32:05.120 The Guardian

00:32:06.300 Okay

00:32:10.380 Former SNP chief Peter Morrell

00:32:14.100 Admits 400 grand embezzlement

00:32:15.420 Right, got it

00:32:16.040 This is interesting

00:32:18.280 Reeves instructs cabinet ministers to buy a British

00:32:21.380 Apparently in cabinet recently

00:32:23.580 She said to some of the other senior ministers

00:32:26.660 That are in charge of budgets in their own departments

00:32:29.980 If you're going to do like some sort of massive procurement thing

00:32:33.220 Pick a British company to do it

00:32:36.100 Right, I don't know

00:32:38.520 Random enough to my head

00:32:39.760 The Department of Transport

00:32:41.100 They need to buy millions of pounds worth of steel

00:32:45.140 Or something 0.99

00:32:45.880 Buy a British 0.63

00:32:48.000 And she's disappointed 0.99

00:32:51.000 That they don't do that already

00:32:52.840 That it's not sort of de rigueur

00:32:54.280 That it's not

00:32:55.500 That's not already the case as a matter of course

00:32:58.780 She's annoyed that they're letting so much money leave Britain

00:33:04.120 Are you joking?

00:33:07.820 Are you joking?

00:33:08.640 aren't you in charge of budgets where we just give away tons of money in foreign aid we just

00:33:14.800 give billions to ukraine over and over again then we're going to build an airport in pakistan and

00:33:20.400 you're annoyed that it's a bit rich and it rachel thieves from accounts is annoyed that other

00:33:31.760 government government departments aren't right buying british okay iran dismisses us claim of

00:33:41.520 imminent peace deal didn't i say yesterday if you watch the beau show yesterday it was all over the

00:33:45.920 news was it trump and rubio got high hopes for a deal a deal is imminent i don't think so

00:33:56.640 Well, Iran just came out and said, no, it isn't

00:34:00.640 It's one of those laughs of, like, despair 0.97

00:34:09.820 Right, so

00:34:12.240 They want to make a deal, don't they?

00:34:15.860 Should we go over it all again? There's no need, really

00:34:17.680 The US want to make a deal with Iran

00:34:20.180 And they keep saying we're close to a deal 0.96

00:34:21.360 Just give us a few more days, we'll make a deal

00:34:23.120 Trump doesn't make bad deals, he's holding out for a good deal

00:34:26.640 You want us to give up our uranium enrichment program

00:34:32.380 And control over the Straits of Hormuz

00:34:34.540 And we simply won't do that

00:34:36.500 Your move

00:34:37.100 Well, there has been a bit of

00:34:38.880 A bit of movement, if you like

00:34:41.820 There we go, look

00:34:45.040 On the website

00:34:46.240 US launches new strikes on Iran

00:34:48.100 Targeting missile sites and boats

00:34:49.720 Picture an F-35 there

00:34:51.560 It's a cool airplane, isn't it?

00:34:54.100 Not quite as cool as the F-22

00:34:55.220 But it's pretty sleek

00:34:57.400 Anyway

00:34:57.940 Yeah, they're still saying there's a ceasefire

00:35:04.140 They're still saying there's a ceasefire

00:35:06.620 Quickly read, look

00:35:10.560 The US said it launched new strikes on southern Iran

00:35:13.020 Targeting Iranian missile sites and boats

00:35:15.480 Attempting to place mines

00:35:16.980 Sea mines in the Straits of Formus

00:35:19.100 The strikes were taken in, quote, self-defence, quote

00:35:23.360 And were designed to protect our troops

00:35:26.100 From threats posed by Iranian forces

00:35:28.580 US Central Command said in a statement

00:35:30.640 Central Command spokesman Captain Tim Hawkins

00:35:33.200 Says the US military

00:35:34.380 Continues to defend our forces

00:35:36.500 While using restraint

00:35:38.260 During the ongoing ceasefire

00:35:40.420 What are you talking about Tim?

00:35:44.500 Captain Hawkins what are you talking about?

00:35:45.720 I know he's only following orders

00:35:47.080 And he's only doing what he's been told to do

00:35:49.300 Let's not have a pop at this dude

00:35:50.640 Um

00:35:53.360 We'll bomb stuff with F-35s and call it using restraint during an ongoing ceasefire.

00:36:04.420 It's just not a ceasefire. Stop using that word.

00:36:07.400 There isn't a ceasefire, is there?

00:36:15.460 Trump wants to give diplomacy a chance, the best, biggest possible chance,

00:36:18.640 and I don't blame him for that. I don't. I don't.

00:36:23.360 But it's getting a little bit absurd now

00:36:26.020 Absurd

00:36:26.720 Sometimes I pronounce that word as I'm saying 1.00

00:36:30.540 Obsurd

00:36:31.180 I know it's absurd

00:36:32.600 Sorry, my accent

00:36:33.620 It's getting a bit absurd now

00:36:36.380 Donald 0.68

00:36:37.160 Trump, Iran are just not blinking, are they?

00:36:43.220 They're just not going to cave

00:36:44.740 To what you want 0.87

00:36:45.820 And what Bibi wants 0.77

00:36:46.960 Alright

00:36:49.520 The Daily Mail 0.97

00:36:50.920 utterly subversive, globalist, anti-British, anti-Western, anti-white 0.99

00:36:55.920 slop. Trying to pretend it's not. 0.99

00:37:00.440 We've got a picture of the fridge, Angela in the fridge, Raina Big Bird.

00:37:03.580 There, she was at the beach. Hope you've packed

00:37:07.320 the factor 50, Ange. She's even more

00:37:11.300 pal than me. I mean, she's a ginge, isn't it? 1.00

00:37:14.820 Yeah, she'll burn to a crisp if she's not careful. 1.00

00:37:17.100 I hope she has packed the Factor 50 0.53

00:37:22.120 She would need to have done

00:37:23.680 Alright 0.99

00:37:24.720 As husband admits embezzling

00:37:28.340 400 grand of S&P funds

00:37:30.680 To blow on

00:37:32.180 Extraordinary shopping list

00:37:33.580 From £35 loo seats

00:37:35.600 To £125,000 camper van

00:37:38.760 I thought it was £133 grand

00:37:40.480 Anyway alright

00:37:41.020 Critics demand

00:37:42.340 How could Sturgeon not know

00:37:44.760 back in peter morrell coming home look i've got this solid silver

00:37:53.820 this solid silver wine coaster and nicola's all like fan dabby doors

00:37:59.240 for people not old enough to remember the crankies this is probably wearing thin for

00:38:06.780 you already like i don't get it but if you remember the crankies it won't stop being funny

00:38:11.120 Alright, the Daily Telegraph

00:38:14.200 Same thing, we'll move on

00:38:15.600 They go a slightly different angle

00:38:18.180 Well the next question is it 1.00

00:38:19.800 Sturgeon must come clean over husband's 0.89

00:38:22.220 £400,000 theft

00:38:24.320 People are just not buying it love

00:38:26.100 People

00:38:27.780 Don't buy it

00:38:29.820 It's not really possible that you couldn't

00:38:32.340 Have known

00:38:32.880 Is it

00:38:34.460 Alright, the Financial Times

00:38:38.780 Again, it was hot yesterday

00:38:40.260 Get it?

00:38:42.500 Iran energy shock starts to squeeze real wages in world's richest countries

00:38:47.300 War halts pay recovery

00:38:49.740 Wasn't really much of a pay recovery, was there?

00:38:52.480 Massive inflation

00:38:53.420 Including wage inflation

00:38:55.760 Well, not enough wage inflation to keep up with price inflation

00:39:02.240 Was there ever much of a pay recovery going on?

00:39:05.660 But wars made it even worse

00:39:07.180 Straight impasse

00:39:09.720 propels prices yeah oh should we have a look at oil i actually haven't looked at this morning

00:39:14.700 what actually is it what we got what have we got okay west texas are just shy of 92 dollars a

00:39:21.420 barrel brent about 98 is that 98 or 96 so i think it's not is that 98 98 dollars a barrel

00:39:29.380 so both of them under 100 dollars a barrel okay

00:39:32.680 uh us uk and europe hit diplomacy intensifies i mean rubio and the donald can intensify

00:39:45.720 diplomacy all they want the bottom line is that regime in tehran

00:39:51.700 are quite simply refusing to give up what they think is their right or i suppose is their right

00:40:01.160 To enrich uranium

00:40:02.620 Oh, the Pope had a proper AI

00:40:05.580 I'm very suspicious of AI, aren't I?

00:40:07.700 I talk about that a number of times

00:40:08.900 Tweeted about it

00:40:10.160 I think it can be beneficial in some small ways

00:40:13.420 Medical science, medical research for example

00:40:15.200 Stuff like that

00:40:15.920 Designing like new types of engines or something

00:40:19.220 Various things the human mind is sort of not capable of

00:40:23.800 Extreme math problems or something

00:40:27.080 Okay

00:40:27.480 So in a limited sense

00:40:29.880 But in loads of other ways

00:40:30.740 Extremely worrying and concerning

00:40:32.440 Could be used

00:40:34.400 Ultimately used against us

00:40:36.460 The Pope has got similar worries

00:40:41.900 Fears

00:40:42.440 Yeah AI is going to

00:40:49.660 Use its powers

00:40:53.340 Against us

00:40:54.620 Pope says AI needs to be disarmed

00:40:58.000 In warning over text

00:40:59.420 Idolatry of profit

00:41:00.980 Didn't they say that's a lion from Lord of the Rings

00:41:03.660 I have seen the Lord of the Rings a number of times

00:41:05.600 Half a dozen times probably

00:41:06.640 Apparently that's a Gandalf lion

00:41:08.640 I don't remember it that well

00:41:09.680 It's been a few

00:41:10.200 Even though I've seen Lord of the Rings a bunch of times

00:41:11.660 I haven't seen it in a long time

00:41:12.940 Ten years more and more probably

00:41:14.360 They're saying that's a Gandalf lion

00:41:16.800 I don't remember

00:41:17.300 The idolatry of profit

00:41:20.500 Sounds a bit commie to me

00:41:22.360 That Pope is a bit

00:41:25.560 He is a bit red isn't he

00:41:26.780 Alright 0.84

00:41:28.880 I'll get it in here from Faris for saying that in a minute

00:41:31.180 Get Conor on the blower

00:41:34.900 Don't criticise our boy in the Vatican

00:41:39.700 I'm only mucking about

00:41:41.360 I love Faris and Conor

00:41:43.080 Alright, the Daily Express

00:41:44.480 Oh, it's a good paper

00:41:46.220 World Globally Slop, of course

00:41:52.080 No different from all the others

00:41:53.460 Even though it tries to pretend it's on your side

00:41:55.600 It's not

00:41:56.340 Again it was a hot day

00:41:59.080 It was so hot

00:41:59.700 That people on beaches

00:42:01.180 Needed sort of

00:42:01.980 Sun parasols

00:42:03.040 Effectively

00:42:03.500 Umbrellas

00:42:04.160 To keep the direct

00:42:05.000 Sunlight off

00:42:05.800 Or a brolly

00:42:06.920 I think some people

00:42:07.660 I think a lot of people

00:42:08.380 Outside of Britain

00:42:09.360 Don't call umbrellas

00:42:11.140 Brollies

00:42:12.400 So if you don't look

00:42:13.500 Bank brolly day 0.72

00:42:15.820 Perhaps if you're American 1.00

00:42:18.620 You might not 0.97

00:42:19.100 Like what's that

00:42:19.600 What's a brolly day

00:42:20.440 It rhymes with holiday

00:42:22.320 A brolly

00:42:24.180 An umbrella

00:42:24.860 Bank brolly day

00:42:25.720 You get it

00:42:26.340 tourists say generation of uk families risk being locked out of property ownership

00:42:32.600 no don't risk it is it is happening it has happened it is happening it's not at risk of 0.53

00:42:38.660 happening migrants will get half of all new homes right i mean what did you expect we haven't got 0.70

00:42:50.860 enough homes anyway and then you flood us with net hundreds of thousands of more a year gross 0.99

00:42:57.960 over a million like 2023 2024 1.5 million new people came in that's insane that's the insane

00:43:05.140 number even just one two years ago it was still like what 700,000 or 800,000 last year it was a

00:43:13.980 merely 170,000 net that's net so the actual number is way more the actual number in was like eight

00:43:20.080 Something like 700,000 or 800,000

00:43:21.680 But net it was about 170,000

00:43:23.960 Either way

00:43:24.980 Insane numbers

00:43:27.880 Suicidal scale of number of people 1.00

00:43:31.060 And migrants will get half of all new homes 1.00

00:43:34.520 I suspect it would be way more than that 1.00

00:43:36.340 And you know

00:43:39.240 The Tories

00:43:40.900 It's rich isn't it

00:43:42.460 The Tories

00:43:43.160 Are complaining

00:43:45.120 That it locks UK families

00:43:48.220 And younger people out of the housing market

00:43:50.160 I don't want to hear from the Tories 0.98

00:43:53.780 About it

00:43:54.580 I don't want to hear from the Tories

00:43:56.980 Yesterday there was all in the news that

00:43:58.440 They were complaining about

00:44:01.000 Siobhan Mahmood's

00:44:03.300 Policy

00:44:03.720 Border policy

00:44:05.520 The Tories complaining

00:44:07.240 Wasn't it you guys that did this

00:44:10.760 By and large

00:44:13.280 Was it the 14 years of Tory rule

00:44:17.980 That has largely led to all of this

00:44:20.500 It was, wasn't it?

00:44:23.780 The Tory immigration minister

00:44:25.800 Or is he even the shadow home secretary

00:44:30.180 That's Philip

00:44:31.280 Is it Chris Philip?

00:44:33.000 Anyway

00:44:33.240 He was sending a letter to Shabana Mahmood

00:44:35.920 Saying we demand that you guys leave the ECHR

00:44:40.040 And get much, much more tougher on illegal migrants

00:44:44.560 That they're all deported within a week

00:44:46.360 you guys had 14 years to do that sort of thing and every single day of that 14 years you chose

00:44:57.080 not to do it do i have any faith or trust that you would do it if you got back into power no

00:45:02.400 none your leader or lukemi badenok was gloating about student visas foreign student visas

00:45:08.440 she might play the political game that it's in her interest now to seem or be

00:45:15.320 more hardline about it all well that's who she really was a foreign cuckoo in the nest a fifth

00:45:20.880 columnist a nigerian person oh the tories if they got back into power they'd leave the echr

00:45:27.900 and send all illegal migrants back within a week no they wouldn't they would just waste time for

00:45:34.400 years make up some nonsense boondoggle like that rwanda thing which was only ever a one-in-one-out 0.81

00:45:39.840 program that's what they'll do the same thing and then and then go oh we can't you know the

00:45:44.680 Courts won't let us do

00:45:45.820 We're trying

00:45:47.160 They did that for 14 years

00:45:51.480 But now we're supposed to believe

00:45:54.080 That the Tories

00:45:57.400 Would be super tough on all of this

00:46:00.780 If only they were back in power

00:46:01.920 No

00:46:02.740 Don't buy it

00:46:03.640 Why would we buy that?

00:46:05.140 Why would anyone in their right mind

00:46:06.380 Go along with that

00:46:07.260 Believe that

00:46:08.160 We need something far tougher

00:46:11.860 Than reform and Nigel 0.99

00:46:14.460 and Zia Yusuf. Most of their policies are, in fact, milk toast, aren't they? And Robert

00:46:19.820 Jenrick on Trevor Phillips the other morning, and Trevor Phillips was like, look, here's

00:46:24.980 a list of restore policies about what they would do to illegal and legal migration. Robert

00:46:32.940 Jenrick, what are you going to do? And he just ummed and ahed and prevaricated and was

00:46:36.160 made to look silly. Because it's not true that there's no real difference between reform

00:46:42.100 And restores immigration policies

00:46:43.480 They're worlds apart 0.99

00:46:44.520 One's based on all the literature

00:46:48.520 On all the leaflets

00:46:50.120 Restore leaflets 0.61

00:46:51.180 It says they will reverse legal migration 0.95

00:46:54.420 And if millions must go 0.99

00:46:56.900 Then millions must go

00:46:57.840 Of course illegal 0.99

00:46:59.560 Illegal migration 0.98

00:47:00.820 Will be reversed 1.00

00:47:02.320 And deport all foreign criminals 1.00

00:47:03.960 All foreign migrants rather 1.00

00:47:06.720 Illegal ones 1.00

00:47:08.780 You know 0.64

00:47:10.240 Reform 0.96

00:47:11.680 Zia and Nigel 0.99

00:47:13.560 Just about summoned the balls 0.97

00:47:15.800 To match that policy 0.97

00:47:17.560 Oh well done

00:47:18.160 Well done

00:47:20.040 That's complete centrist dad policy

00:47:22.440 Really isn't it

00:47:23.740 Yeah brilliant well done 0.96

00:47:26.400 When you talk about legal migration 0.98

00:47:28.440 Suddenly 0.80

00:47:30.500 Reform 1.00

00:47:31.640 Haven't got any balls 0.99

00:47:36.020 Suddenly they're like 0.99

00:47:37.000 Someone like Trevor Phillips said

00:47:40.780 So you would take

00:47:41.520 You would take

00:47:43.500 Citizenship away from 1.00

00:47:45.460 Legal migrants 1.00

00:47:46.920 And they're like

00:47:47.740 I don't want to seem racist

00:47:51.440 You know

00:47:52.760 Nigel needs to go on

00:47:54.480 Laura Kunigsberg in the future

00:47:56.220 So we can't say we're racist

00:47:57.760 He needs to go on Radio 4 at some point

00:48:00.060 When he's grilled by Robert Peston 1.00

00:48:02.800 Or Christian Guru Murphy 0.71

00:48:04.440 He needs to be able to say he's not racist

00:48:06.640 Doesn't he

00:48:08.100 Needs to go there clutching his pearls

00:48:12.100 And wringing in his hands

00:48:13.200 In apologetics

00:48:14.940 Against people that might call him racist

00:48:18.120 That's reform

00:48:19.320 Meanwhile we're still like

00:48:21.380 No, get rid of him

00:48:22.180 If millions must go, they must go

00:48:23.240 If you can't speak English

00:48:24.580 If you're claiming any sort of benefits 0.99

00:48:26.900 You're a legal migrant 1.00

00:48:28.720 But you're claiming benefits 1.00

00:48:30.400 Or you can't speak English

00:48:31.280 Oh, you get

00:48:31.980 There's a world of difference

00:48:34.500 There's daylight between reform and restore

00:48:36.300 People trying to claim there's no difference

00:48:39.520 Rupert and Restore is just a pointless revenge project

00:48:44.320 No, not at all

00:48:45.020 Their policies are really quite different

00:48:48.460 One's based and in the interests of this nation

00:48:51.100 And the people, the natives of this country 0.56

00:48:54.360 And one isn't 0.96

00:48:55.540 The other one, reform

00:48:58.100 Is just more uniparty, WEF-adjacent

00:49:01.560 Globalist containment

00:49:04.840 And Rupert isn't that

00:49:08.680 Oh he's a Tory plant, Rupert's a Tory plant 0.99

00:49:11.880 No he isn't, what a ridiculous 1.00

00:49:13.880 What a ridiculous argument 1.00

00:49:16.020 Rupert's a Tory plant 0.99

00:49:19.080 Okay, sure

00:49:22.020 No one really buys that

00:49:25.200 The amount of straw clutching

00:49:31.660 And copium huffing 1.00

00:49:34.200 from reform and reform tards it's off the charts all right the mirror some of the very very worst 0.98

00:49:42.720 slop in the mirror i just had a real pop uh reform there didn't i i'm gonna back them up a little bit 0.94

00:49:48.540 now about that about that i'm gonna back them up a little bit all right first of all it's a record

00:49:55.840 baker you know sounds a little bit like record breaker doesn't it record baker got it you got

00:50:02.420 All right

00:50:03.380 How about this

00:50:04.740 Vile posts

00:50:05.920 Candidate

00:50:07.740 Candidate backed

00:50:08.920 It's weird English isn't it

00:50:11.360 Vile posts

00:50:12.460 Candidate backed

00:50:13.500 Why are you writing like that

00:50:16.080 The mirror

00:50:18.100 So the mirror's got real bad

00:50:20.200 Reform derangement syndrome

00:50:22.380 Isn't it

00:50:23.320 Farage derangement syndrome

00:50:25.300 Far worse than me

00:50:27.000 I'll give Nigel a reform credit sometimes 1.00

00:50:30.280 I just had a pop at Zia Yusuf right 1.00

00:50:32.220 I don't want him as my home secretary 1.00

00:50:34.360 no thank you

00:50:35.820 but does he come out and say some

00:50:38.360 base things and

00:50:39.920 say and reflect reality

00:50:42.240 accurately sometimes yes yeah

00:50:44.080 I'll give him that it would be mad to

00:50:46.080 for me anyway it'd be mad to

00:50:48.100 try and pretend that's not the case

00:50:49.700 right but they've

00:50:52.280 got the mirror and a lot of the corporate

00:50:54.240 mainstream media have got full blown

00:50:56.020 Nigel

00:50:58.200 derangement syndrome haven't they anything

00:51:00.120 any tiny thing they can get

00:51:02.220 They can say to try and undermine him

00:51:04.940 They will

00:51:05.700 Okay, this is a thing

00:51:07.780 Revolting, repulsive reform

00:51:11.480 Carol Valdeman 1.00

00:51:13.460 This haggard old sack of crap 1.00

00:51:19.620 Carol Valdeman 1.00

00:51:20.980 Who used to be mildly attractive 30 years ago

00:51:24.080 Who used to be on Countdown

00:51:28.860 Used to get the letters out on Countdown

00:51:31.560 I'll have a consonant please Carol

00:51:33.760 See

00:51:35.660 Carol Valdeman

00:51:40.920 Wasn't she on How To as well

00:51:43.160 Do you remember that 1.00

00:51:43.760 Oh her politics are completely insane 0.89

00:51:47.760 Like open borders 1.00

00:51:49.340 Completely leftist

00:51:50.440 Like arch leftist she is

00:51:52.980 Like insanely so

00:51:56.040 Revoltingly so

00:51:58.620 Like pro 1.00

00:51:59.380 pro care for calais type like she wants the women of this country to be unsafe type 1.00

00:52:06.900 so she's a disgusting disgusting individual 1.00

00:52:12.060 some people fancy her though some people think she's like physically attractive 1.00

00:52:16.780 she's got to be knocking 70 now hasn't she how old is she does it even say i don't think it says 0.94

00:52:21.060 she's got to be i don't know how old she is but she's not young you might look at that picture

00:52:26.540 and think, oh, she's like 40, 45. 0.65

00:52:28.480 No, she's much older than that. 1.00

00:52:30.700 She had a lot of work done.

00:52:33.660 All right, so that's Carol Valdeman,

00:52:35.960 if you don't know, if you're American or something.

00:52:38.580 She's just been on British TV for years and years and years.

00:52:40.460 That's all you need to know.

00:52:41.980 So the reform candidate in the Makerfield by-election,

00:52:45.560 that dude, Robert Kenyon,

00:52:48.160 who's just like a really normal...

00:52:49.620 I quite like him, to be honest.

00:52:52.120 He seems all right to me.

00:52:53.300 He's like a normal working class

00:52:55.620 Northern plumber dude

00:52:57.100 Fairly based

00:53:01.540 More like a centrist dad

00:53:03.160 But on the right

00:53:04.520 Ever so right of centre plumber

00:53:07.440 From Wigan

00:53:08.800 That's who he is

00:53:09.620 That's who he is fundamentally right

00:53:11.920 I've got no problem with him

00:53:13.560 Personally

00:53:14.380 I mean he's

00:53:15.440 He's standing for the wrong party

00:53:17.400 Robert

00:53:19.140 Come over to restore

00:53:21.280 one of us one of us defect to restore if you win the seat just come on over come on over

00:53:31.820 come on over i should stop just singing like that i should stop breaking into song

00:53:36.740 robert kenyon said some blue things about carol vorderman in my opinion funny

00:53:47.660 i can't really repeat them because it's um the bow show breakfast with bow the whole idea is

00:53:55.600 that it's like really quite clean because there may be little kids may well be little kids in

00:54:01.240 the room if the parents are watching this or listening to it in the car i'm supposed to not

00:54:06.360 swear and if anything really like blue there's blue he's blue him i think blue comes up i've

00:54:14.400 got to keep it pg-13 at work but worst if not less than that so i'm not going to say what he said

00:54:20.540 but it was it was that he would he liked carol vaulderman he liked her and um the various parts

00:54:30.480 of her of her body he was a fan of i'll leave it at that uh now it was crude it's obviously a joke

00:54:40.860 as well well in my opinion just a normal working class dude who didn't probably think he would

00:54:46.340 ever stand for parliament just saying something that is quite crude that's it that's all but

00:54:54.840 people that hate reform and nigel and anything that's to the right of like the lib dems will 0.67

00:55:03.820 obviously jump on it won't they obviously jump on it say it's revolting it's repulsive she's 0.50

00:55:10.300 demanding an apology from him don't apologize mate if i were you robert don't apologize i don't want

00:55:18.180 an apology really i don't care if you did apologize they wouldn't be like oh oh it's all fine then

00:55:22.360 oh cool we'll try under a bridge we'll try under the bridge we're all good great we can all move

00:55:26.960 on no no there's no point apologizing double down if anything i'll have a good double down

00:55:35.000 In the face of a demanded apology

00:55:36.900 No, no, no, no, no

00:55:38.880 In fact, you apologise to me

00:55:40.700 For demanding an apology from me

00:55:42.180 How dare you

00:55:42.820 Apologise

00:55:44.840 But I'm not sorry

00:55:45.760 I made what I thought was a joke 1.00

00:55:47.720 A blue

00:55:49.180 Crude joke

00:55:51.380 But I was obviously joking

00:55:52.740 I'm not going to apologise

00:55:54.260 If you really want an apology as well

00:55:57.820 Vile posts

00:56:00.820 Calm down

00:56:01.460 Other people saying

00:56:04.420 it's misogyny he's a misogynist get a sense of humor really well that's what reform decided to

00:56:14.260 do when this has been in the news cycle now for like a day or so they decided at least for now

00:56:21.540 that they're going to try and stand by him they wheeled out danny krueger 0.84

00:56:25.300 revolting anti-british anti-white containment machine danny krueger revolting revolting

00:56:38.000 specimen danny krueger they willed him out to play defense on behalf of robert kenyon he said

00:56:44.100 he's just an ordinary man it's a fair point actually it's not a bad angle of attack or

00:56:50.240 Yeah, he's just an ordinary

00:56:51.980 He's a plumber

00:56:52.640 He's a northern plumber, dude

00:56:54.060 He's just an ordinary man

00:56:55.740 That's the sort of thing

00:56:56.380 That ordinary people say

00:56:57.220 Thinks funny to put on Twitter

00:56:58.460 So, no big deal

00:57:00.040 Alright, so that's right

00:57:03.720 At the moment

00:57:04.380 Reform are standing by their man

00:57:06.940 Stand by your man

00:57:08.940 And I hope they do

00:57:11.960 I hope they do

00:57:12.860 This whole paradigm

00:57:15.540 Someone stands for something

00:57:18.420 Office

00:57:19.160 and they dig out something, anything

00:57:22.200 it doesn't have to be much at all

00:57:23.380 in fact it can be entirely taken out of context

00:57:25.740 like quoting Edward I

00:57:29.020 a very, very, very famous quote of Edward I

00:57:31.860 about the Scottish 0.98

00:57:33.020 and they pretend that's just what you think about all Scots now

00:57:35.740 it doesn't have to be

00:57:37.600 they can just

00:57:38.260 they can take almost anything

00:57:40.640 that you've said

00:57:42.080 and then try and get you cancelled

00:57:45.960 or deselected

00:57:47.420 Or whatever, just ruin you

00:57:49.220 I really do think that

00:57:53.180 Paradigm needs to change

00:57:54.760 I mean if it's really bad, I mean genuinely bad

00:57:57.320 Then okay

00:57:58.460 But it's just

00:58:00.400 He made a crude joke about Carol Valdeman

00:58:04.900 Should that dispar him ever

00:58:08.180 Because the thing is

00:58:09.460 What it leads to ultimately

00:58:11.940 If you do that, if you always do that

00:58:13.780 What you end up with

00:58:16.400 Is a parliament full of 1.00

00:58:18.420 Nothing people 0.98

00:58:20.380 You end up with a parliament 0.99

00:58:23.680 Full of people that are sheep

00:58:26.800 And not lions

00:58:29.160 You end up with a parliament full of people

00:58:32.180 Who wouldn't say boo to a goose

00:58:33.800 Who have kept their power to dry their whole life

00:58:38.120 Who are boring

00:58:39.600 Who don't have any guts, any chutzpah

00:58:42.340 Don't have any fire in their belly at all 0.97

00:58:44.840 They're just weak, nothing

00:58:46.400 empty shirts that's the result of that isn't it is that what we want it's not what i want

00:58:57.860 i wouldn't mind people that say edgy stuff spicy stuff and that's not just self-serving i mean it

00:59:04.900 is a bit for me i genuinely think that i honestly do think that i would rather people politicians

00:59:11.360 Even

00:59:11.740 I mean if it's insane

00:59:12.980 If it's like

00:59:13.580 Criminal

00:59:14.140 If they've said something

00:59:14.840 Truly libelous

00:59:16.360 Or really really insane

00:59:17.860 Like a genocidal stuff

00:59:19.480 Or whatever

00:59:19.840 Okay alright

00:59:20.460 There is a point

00:59:21.460 I'm not mad

00:59:22.880 There is a point above which

00:59:24.300 Okay maybe this person

00:59:25.920 Who said that

00:59:27.000 Isn't fit for office

00:59:27.900 But

00:59:28.380 You know

00:59:29.940 He made a rude joke

00:59:33.180 He was joking

00:59:33.880 In a really quite a rude manner

00:59:35.500 About Carol Valdeman

00:59:36.380 So what

00:59:37.420 So what

00:59:38.000 That's what they do isn't it

00:59:39.340 That's what they've always done

00:59:40.100 For years and years and years

00:59:41.000 just get someone like you're not allowed even remotely near not a sniff of power

00:59:50.040 if you're not unless you're a nothing person

00:59:54.640 not good it's not healthy i don't think party defends by election hopeful after lewd comments

01:00:03.160 about star carol she's not really star she was barely a star 20 30 years ago 1.00

01:00:08.060 She's insufferable, actually

01:00:11.240 Insufferable 1.00

01:00:12.900 She demands an apology 1.00

01:00:15.600 As Angela Rayner hits out at misogynistic abuse 1.00

01:00:18.860 Abuse 1.00

01:00:21.620 Misogynistic abuse

01:00:23.300 Yeah, right

01:00:24.480 Yeah, right

01:00:26.380 Pipe down, Angela the Fridge Rayner, Big Bird 1.00

01:00:31.680 Just pipe down, you're a moron 1.00

01:00:33.740 A moron 1.00

01:00:37.220 Alright, The Independent 1.00

01:00:39.740 It's already gone past nine, I'll whip through this then

01:00:41.900 The Independent, look, it's a hot day, remember?

01:00:46.240 Bank brawler day, yeah

01:00:47.900 Drugs death in jails have soared, new figures reveal

01:00:52.060 Chief Inspector of Prisons demands ministers get a grip on the crisis

01:00:55.560 As tactics for smuggling lethal substances into jails

01:00:59.700 Have escalated to drones

01:01:02.320 That are able to deliver up to 11 kilograms of drugs at a time

01:01:06.140 all right the star

01:01:13.520 complete slot england kit hits the fan there's some sort of new app you can get

01:01:20.360 which tells you if your kit is legit or whether it's a rip-off one

01:01:25.080 the sun

01:01:28.540 jail scrutiny scandal screw got cheeky after anando's so again if you're from you might not 0.94

01:01:36.780 know that a slang for a prison guard is a screw a prison guard got cheeky made a sex tape in a 0.99

01:01:47.360 prison cell after a nando's so this woman this thing was a prison guard and instead of just doing 1.00

01:01:58.980 the job of being a prison guard she smuggled in a chicken dinner nando's to this guy and then 1.00

01:02:08.620 Like had sexual relations with him 0.96

01:02:11.480 In his cell and it was filmed 0.99

01:02:12.820 Oh

01:02:14.020 Okay 0.99

01:02:16.820 Well she shouldn't be a prison guard 0.99

01:02:19.340 Should she 0.92

01:02:19.740 And that's weird and gross

01:02:22.420 On a number of levels

01:02:23.660 Is it front page news?

01:02:26.420 The Sun thinks so

01:02:27.160 The Sun thinks that's national front page news

01:02:30.320 Alright there are the papers

01:02:31.600 Shall we have a look at our poll

01:02:33.620 We do a poll every day don't we go on

01:02:35.160 Breakfast with Beau, the Beau show

01:02:36.200 Shall we have a look at that

01:02:36.940 Harry, if you can bring that up on my screen, thank you very much

01:02:39.680 We asked you guys

01:02:40.820 Did Nicola Wee Jimmy Cranky Sturgeon

01:02:44.640 Know about her husband's crimes?

01:02:46.780 We asked you

01:02:47.280 Just shy, or a little shy of a thousand votes

01:02:50.380 Oh, wow, an overwhelming

01:02:55.260 The eyes have it to an overwhelming degree

01:02:58.280 97% of you say yes 0.64

01:03:01.860 we jimmy cranky would have known about her husband's crimes

01:03:06.980 three percent saying no even though the benefit of the doubt i suppose

01:03:11.240 right an overwhelming victory for the eyes there

01:03:18.160 all right it's already gone past nine should we do on this day in history should we do that bit

01:03:24.200 i like that bit i don't mind that bit these guys seem to like me doing that bit on this day on the

01:03:28.920 26th of may down through the centuries what happened of note do you have a look what have

01:03:34.140 we got today what has this website served us up today all right on this day in 1896 the dow jones

01:03:41.140 industrial average begins that's interesting uh with an average of 12 industrial stocks just 12

01:03:47.400 the daily closing value is 40.9 that's interesting if you'd asked me when the dow jones

01:03:55.040 began I probably would have put it a bit later than that but there you go I mean America was

01:04:01.720 already going through like stock market crashes in the 1870s there's a big one in the age of

01:04:06.120 in the time of um Ulysses S Grant's second second administration in like the 17 1870s

01:04:17.440 Okay, there you go, Dow Jones started on this day

01:04:20.460 In 1896

01:04:22.160 On this day in 1908

01:04:24.100 At Masjid Suleiman

01:04:27.600 In southwest Persia

01:04:29.220 The first major commercial oil strike

01:04:31.420 In the Middle East is made

01:04:32.820 Rights acquired by the United Kingdom 1.00

01:04:35.300 There's a reason why 1.00

01:04:37.360 Modern day Iran 1.00

01:04:38.380 Says and thinks 0.90

01:04:41.920 They obviously hate Israel, don't they?

01:04:43.940 Some of their leaders in the past have said

01:04:45.200 They would just roll Israel into the sea if they could

01:04:47.820 They also hate the United States 0.90

01:04:49.680 They call it like the great Satan, don't they?

01:04:52.280 They also don't really like the United Kingdom

01:04:55.540 I can't remember what they call it

01:04:57.020 They call us like the duplicitous fox or something

01:04:59.800 I can't remember what one of them said

01:05:01.360 They think we're...

01:05:02.340 They're not entirely wrong

01:05:06.320 They think that the United Kingdom

01:05:08.540 Over the years

01:05:11.820 Has screwed with them

01:05:15.980 Pretty badly

01:05:17.140 And that we can't be trusted

01:05:19.900 We're like a duplicitous fox

01:05:22.260 Cunning fox 0.98

01:05:23.720 Always looking to screw them over 0.91

01:05:25.780 A little bit

01:05:27.620 If you look at history, a little bit

01:05:28.840 At least three or four times

01:05:32.000 At history, you look at that and you're like

01:05:33.100 Oh yeah, that's difficult to justify

01:05:34.920 like the invasion in 1943 most people in in world war ii most people don't know about that

01:05:45.320 the soviets and the british just invaded iran or persia in the middle of world war ii just

01:05:52.260 just to make sure the germans didn't ever germans probably weren't ever going to get there but

01:05:57.460 there's like strategic oily interests and certain railroads and things but i mean even right look

01:06:03.560 1908 already

01:06:04.560 Striking oil in Persia

01:06:07.420 And the UK used to say

01:06:09.440 That's ours now

01:06:10.160 That's just ours

01:06:11.280 Oh well you can't stop us

01:06:13.540 So it's ours now

01:06:14.540 Oh well

01:06:16.540 On this day in 1927

01:06:19.940 Henry Ford and the Ford Motor Company

01:06:22.180 Produced the last and 15 millionth

01:06:24.540 Model T Ford

01:06:25.800 The Tin Lizzy

01:06:27.120 There you go

01:06:28.040 I like my cars

01:06:31.280 Don't I

01:06:32.320 If I had endless money

01:06:34.020 I'd Bill Gates money

01:06:35.860 I wouldn't mind owning

01:06:37.860 You know like a restored Model T

01:06:40.320 Obviously the convertible there

01:06:42.640 I think they're

01:06:44.640 Kind of cool

01:06:45.120 I wouldn't drive it around on the street

01:06:46.500 So I'd probably just keep it

01:06:47.440 In a garage

01:06:49.200 There you go

01:06:53.460 The Model T

01:06:54.020 Production line

01:06:55.660 Henry Ford

01:06:56.200 Boom

01:06:56.800 Alright

01:06:57.680 On this day in 1948

01:06:58.900 South Africa elects

01:07:00.680 Nationalist government

01:07:01.840 under D.F. Malan, is that how you pronounce it?

01:07:05.160 With an apartheid policy.

01:07:12.820 In 1972, US President Richard Nixon and Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev

01:07:18.700 signed the SORT-1 agreement in Moscow, limiting anti-ballistic missile systems

01:07:23.400 and placing the first major restraints on the US-Soviet nuclear arms race.

01:07:29.340 Yeah, very interesting that.

01:07:30.100 I'm fascinated by Nixon

01:07:31.300 On my own channel

01:07:32.400 Go to

01:07:33.040 On my own channel

01:07:37.280 History Bro

01:07:38.000 That's not real by the way

01:07:40.560 History Bro hasn't actually got 100,000 subscribers

01:07:43.300 I would like it if you did

01:07:44.180 Do consider going over there and giving it a sub

01:07:46.840 On my own channel History Bro though

01:07:48.520 I've got a whole series

01:07:50.840 A long form series all about Richard Nixon

01:07:52.840 It's basically about the Watergate scandal

01:07:55.340 But I talk all about Nixon

01:07:56.920 Everything you need to know about Nixon really

01:07:59.380 Anyway

01:08:00.800 I'm fascinated by the figure of Richard Nixon

01:08:03.980 And those salt talks were 0.93

01:08:06.340 Really important I think

01:08:07.920 I mean 1972 he hasn't got long left

01:08:10.560 It's only like a year or more

01:08:12.540 A year or more before he's forced to resign

01:08:15.240 Nixon

01:08:16.380 But yeah the salt talks

01:08:18.360 And then later

01:08:19.560 Non-nuclear proliferation

01:08:22.540 Treaties

01:08:24.300 And nuclear reduction

01:08:26.660 Treaties

01:08:27.400 yeah important fascinating stuff fascinated also by nukes and the history of the history

01:08:34.360 of nukes and the arms race and all that stuff you've got to give nixon credit

01:08:38.900 i mean when you look at the watergate thing

01:08:43.720 the whole watergate scandal nixon was caught 100 caught lying like quite badly over and over and

01:08:52.600 over again in loads of other things loads of other policies Nixon was really good in loads of other

01:09:01.200 ways Nixon was great he did some he did some great things as president I mean bombing Cambodia wasn't

01:09:07.820 wasn't probably probably not great domestically I mean some price caps he did so he did some price

01:09:16.440 captain that probably wasn't been a number of other ways richard nixon was good yeah trying to

01:09:22.120 open up china and um and the reduction of nukes and things with the russians you know drawing the

01:09:30.440 cold war down like basically moving from a period where the russians and the americans might nuke

01:09:37.280 each other into oblivion to a world where it's not really likely i'll give richard nixon a bit 0.64

01:09:43.860 a credit for that if nothing else right if nothing else old tricky dick all right on this day in 2004

01:09:52.720 u.s army veteran terry nichols is found guilty of 161 state murder charges for helping carrying 0.55

01:10:00.040 for helping carry out the oklahoma city bombing yeah along with timothy mcveigh right the oklahoma

01:10:06.900 city bombing oh it's a terrible one terrible one what was it in the mid 90s was it 1995

01:10:11.140 I think it was 1995, I was old enough to remember it

01:10:14.640 There's all sorts of theories

01:10:17.440 I was going to say conspiracy theories, but I'll just say theories

01:10:19.680 There's all sorts of other theories about that

01:10:21.740 What that really was

01:10:25.220 What really went down there

01:10:26.920 I mean, it was a big bomb, there's no doubt about it

01:10:29.200 But like the motivations of Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols

01:10:33.220 Why they really did it

01:10:35.000 And various other things

01:10:36.500 I won't go into it here, but

01:10:37.620 All you need to know is

01:10:39.980 They made a massive truck bomb

01:10:41.620 And drove it up to the front of a big federal building

01:10:46.200 In Oklahoma City

01:10:47.280 And blew it up

01:10:48.260 And half the building sheared off

01:10:49.860 Hundreds of people killed

01:10:51.380 Including loads of little kids

01:10:52.540 They said they didn't know

01:10:55.800 But in that building

01:10:56.860 It was a big building

01:10:57.620 You know like a 10, 15 story building or whatever

01:10:59.980 A really big building 1.00

01:11:00.880 And somewhere in that building was like a creche 0.97

01:11:03.340 Or like a child daycare thing 0.65

01:11:07.060 so loads of the people that died in that were kids

01:11:10.940 and they apparently according to them anyway they only really want to get back at the federal

01:11:17.440 government they just wanted to blow up a federal government building they said they didn't know

01:11:23.000 that there was like a like a daycare thing there and anyway other people have got all sorts of

01:11:31.620 other theories about who exactly terry nichols and timothy mcveigh really were and what their

01:11:37.100 real motivations were who might have been behind them was anyone else ever you know put on trial

01:11:43.300 for all of this no it's just them apparently it's just those two guys

01:11:47.000 what was their connection exactly to the fbi don't worry about it don't worry about that

01:11:59.700 Okay

01:12:00.900 Alright

01:12:02.160 Before I get in real trouble

01:12:03.960 I'm not suicidal

01:12:06.020 I'm not suicidal

01:12:07.040 Let's do the rumble rents and super chats

01:12:13.180 Alright

01:12:14.940 Rumble rents first

01:12:15.820 Always do rumble rents first

01:12:16.920 For T and Barber

01:12:19.200 I think I saw Global Church History on the YouTube one

01:12:21.520 So

01:12:21.760 I won't say he's been defeated

01:12:24.600 Anyway

01:12:26.280 Two rumble rents here

01:12:27.480 First one

01:12:28.120 For T and Barber

01:12:28.940 Morning, you all right?

01:12:30.020 Yeah, I'm all right, mate.

01:12:30.820 Are you all right?

01:12:31.260 I hope you are.

01:12:32.980 You say,

01:12:34.640 I met Jimmy Cranky once.

01:12:39.200 Jeanette Tuff.

01:12:40.040 You met the living legend, Jeanette Tuff.

01:12:42.800 I think she's still alive.

01:12:45.040 I met Jimmy Cranky once.

01:12:46.600 Her husband took offence

01:12:47.740 when I asked if she was Alex Salmon.

01:12:51.980 Oh, you met...

01:12:53.160 Oh, you met...

01:12:54.180 Sorry, Nicola Sturgeon.

01:12:55.440 Has anyone ever seen

01:12:59.380 Jeanette Tuff and Nicola Sturgeon in the same room

01:13:01.380 At the same time? Just asking

01:13:02.800 Just asking

01:13:05.900 They might be the same person

01:13:08.500 I don't, you know, it's just

01:13:09.780 Okay

01:13:13.320 You met Nicola Sturgeon once

01:13:15.600 And her husband got offended

01:13:18.940 Have you noticed reform are not in favour

01:13:21.740 Of a general election now? Weird, yeah

01:13:24.000 Yeah

01:13:26.340 Nigel and reform

01:13:29.560 Could very very very easily be

01:13:32.240 Dominating

01:13:33.900 Couldn't they

01:13:35.300 In the polls

01:13:36.080 They could be up at 40

01:13:37.480 50

01:13:38.200 Maybe more

01:13:39.340 In the polls

01:13:40.080 If they were just based

01:13:41.600 A nativist

01:13:42.240 And saying things

01:13:43.580 That would actually save this country

01:13:45.120 That normal

01:13:46.500 Normal patriotic 1.00

01:13:48.300 Working class 1.00

01:13:49.480 Or not even working class 0.93

01:13:50.220 Just normal patriotic 0.98

01:13:51.140 Nativist peoples of these islands

01:13:52.900 Need to hear 0.99

01:13:54.240 That you're going to save us 1.00

01:13:55.620 From a demographic 0.99

01:13:56.620 Destruction 1.00

01:13:58.540 That you're going to try

01:13:59.820 And stave off

01:14:00.620 Our replacement

01:14:01.700 In our one and only

01:14:02.500 Ancestral homeland 1.00

01:14:03.180 That you'll go to war

01:14:05.080 With organised crime

01:14:06.120 Things like that

01:14:06.920 That you'll

01:14:07.800 That you'll save us

01:14:11.240 From a 1.00

01:14:11.820 Sectarian nightmare

01:14:13.580 But that's not what you say

01:14:14.940 That's not what you hear

01:14:15.520 You gloat about

01:14:17.200 Trying to destroy people 0.94

01:14:18.220 That do say that

01:14:18.980 If Nigel went down that route 1.00

01:14:21.840 He didn't pander to the likes of Christian Guru Malfi 1.00

01:14:24.460 And Laura Koenigsberg

01:14:25.880 And Carol Valdeman

01:14:28.680 But that's not what Nigel made the calculation

01:14:33.360 No, I've got to be completely normie boomer friendly

01:14:36.840 I've got to

01:14:37.940 Everything's got to be within the paradigm of like Robert Peston friendly

01:14:43.260 I've got to be able to go on Radio 4

01:14:46.780 And seem like the good guy

01:14:49.780 That's more important than actually saving the country

01:14:52.600 Well there you go

01:14:54.860 So now you're polling

01:14:56.840 25% or whatever

01:14:58.800 You're polling a little bit above

01:15:01.100 Labour and Conservative

01:15:02.700 Rather than absolutely dominating them

01:15:04.520 I said this all along

01:15:06.440 I said this back when I was in reform

01:15:08.760 Or before I was in reform

01:15:10.060 Arguing with people on Twitter

01:15:11.220 I said no you have to be Radio 4 friendly

01:15:13.980 There's no other way to win government otherwise

01:15:15.620 You have to do that

01:15:17.260 You have to play within the paradigm 0.98

01:15:19.280 Of anti-racism and all that crap 0.70

01:15:21.960 Otherwise you will never ever ever win a seat ever 0.77

01:15:25.280 Nigel's doing the right thing

01:15:29.580 The only thing

01:15:30.280 No nonsense

01:15:33.200 No that's cowardly 0.79

01:15:34.200 That's slave talk

01:15:35.160 That's defeatism essentially as far as I'm concerned

01:15:38.180 That's nonsense

01:15:39.280 And when Nigel's saying

01:15:40.880 We can't alienate Islam

01:15:42.940 Then we lose 1.00

01:15:43.860 We lose

01:15:44.600 No the exact opposite actually

01:15:47.840 People don't want to hear that

01:15:49.800 So

01:15:51.660 Yeah, so you're not dominating the polls

01:15:54.200 So you're just above

01:15:55.620 Labour and Conservative

01:15:57.360 When you should be polling at 50, 60%

01:16:00.300 Maybe more, should be crushing it

01:16:02.000 With ease everywhere

01:16:03.120 Nigel had that chance and threw it away 0.99

01:16:05.680 Because he's a political coward 0.99

01:16:07.000 Because he hasn't got a spine 1.00

01:16:08.780 Cretin of a man

01:16:12.280 Hypnotoad 0.99

01:16:13.700 Loser 0.85

01:16:15.080 Fallen Firebird says 0.85

01:16:20.940 The continued dominance of the SNP in Scotland

01:16:24.920 Is a sad monument to democracy's evils

01:16:27.620 Yeah, that's a good way of characterising it 1.00

01:16:30.520 You just know that normally Scots see Scottish national 0.86

01:16:36.340 And tick it without caring about the insanity within 1.00

01:16:39.660 Yeah, I'm afraid so

01:16:40.420 Yeah, I'm afraid that is the case

01:16:42.560 It looks like it, doesn't it?

01:16:43.960 There's loads of people in Scotland who just, they hate the English and they hate Westminster

01:16:49.060 And they want to be independent at any cost, even if it means ruining their own country

01:16:54.520 Well, anyone that still votes SNP, that is the case, isn't it?

01:16:59.800 And the SNP did quite well at the last local elections, if nothing else

01:17:02.700 They're not on their all-time hires, but still many, many, many SNP voters in Scotland

01:17:08.100 Okay

01:17:10.380 Vote SNP then 1.00

01:17:12.220 And get flooded with Palestinians 1.00

01:17:14.200 Specifically Palestinians as well 0.89

01:17:16.560 Heavily militant Islamists 0.55

01:17:20.360 That's what the SNP will give you

01:17:21.880 And price caps

01:17:22.940 Okay

01:17:24.100 Enjoy not being ruled from Westminster then

01:17:27.740 Enjoy that

01:17:29.100 Psychos 1.00

01:17:31.840 Alright

01:17:32.960 Shall we have a look at

01:17:34.100 They're the only two rubber rants this morning 0.74

01:17:35.360 Harry can you bring up the YouTube

01:17:37.280 YouTube Super Chats

01:17:39.340 We'll have a look at those

01:17:40.540 See what we've got today

01:17:41.540 Alright, there's about a dozen or so

01:17:44.640 Let's read them

01:17:46.420 Global Church History in at number one

01:17:48.360 He's flipped over to YouTube

01:17:51.340 Like the old days

01:17:52.860 And he is in at number one

01:17:55.640 And still

01:17:56.980 Reigning, defending, undisputed

01:18:01.120 You say

01:18:01.800 Today in 1805

01:18:04.160 Napoleon was crowned King of Italy

01:18:05.880 That's interesting

01:18:07.620 I've talked about Napoleon

01:18:11.280 For hours and hours and hours on end

01:18:13.720 On my history themed channel

01:18:15.600 History themed show

01:18:17.000 Bode's Epochs

01:18:18.100 On LotusEaters.com

01:18:19.840 Behind the paywall

01:18:20.420 Do you consider to sign up for as long as £5 a month

01:18:21.940 The Protestant membership? 0.99

01:18:23.380 Yes, I do

01:18:24.000 Yeah

01:18:24.820 Of course, anyone who knows their Napoleon

01:18:26.780 Will know

01:18:28.600 That

01:18:29.600 Napoleon's Italian campaigns

01:18:32.800 Were long before 1805

01:18:34.780 Wasn't it?

01:18:35.880 You've got, like, what, the Battle of Lodi

01:18:38.400 That's back in the end of the 18th century

01:18:43.700 Like 1795, 1797

01:18:46.040 When he basically conquers northern Italy

01:18:48.140 And then back a few years later, right

01:18:51.240 In Piermont, the Marengo

01:18:53.760 That's a brilliant one, the Battle of Marengo

01:18:55.700 Against the Austrians, but it's in northern Italy

01:18:58.160 So the French and Napoleon had already conquered

01:19:02.680 Well, it wasn't all of Italy

01:19:03.980 It wasn't all of Italy

01:19:05.300 The big chunk of northern Italy

01:19:07.520 But still

01:19:08.420 By 1805 when he's the emperor

01:19:11.260 At that point isn't he, he's the emperor of the French

01:19:12.940 L'empereur

01:19:14.160 He decides I'm done with like

01:19:17.320 A puppet vassal

01:19:18.940 State in Italy, northern Italy 1.00

01:19:21.620 I'm just going to 1.00

01:19:23.060 Completely annex it, just make it part of my kingdom 1.00

01:19:25.320 My empire 1.00

01:19:25.940 I'll make myself king of Italy

01:19:28.380 And he did

01:19:30.060 Later he made his son king of Rome

01:19:33.240 Didn't he

01:19:35.300 We can do that sort of stuff

01:19:37.600 When you're an emperor

01:19:38.280 A conquering emperor

01:19:39.640 Okay thanks Global Church History

01:19:41.720 Next one

01:19:43.140 Jankus the Great

01:19:47.160 Is that what it says

01:19:47.940 It's all one long thing right

01:19:49.780 I think it's Jankus the Great

01:19:51.840 Jankus the Great says

01:19:52.820 It's 1am in USA right now

01:19:56.360 Oh well thanks for staying up

01:19:57.520 Thanks for staying up

01:19:59.340 Appreciate it

01:20:01.480 Thanks for the super chat there

01:20:02.680 Late Night Bow

01:20:04.600 The Late Night Bo Show

01:20:05.580 The Late Late Show

01:20:07.080 With Bo Dade

01:20:08.600 Okay 1.00

01:20:11.200 Kick You In The Throat 1.00

01:20:12.120 That's their name 1.00

01:20:12.820 At Kick You In The Throat 0.96

01:20:13.660 Says 1.00

01:20:14.120 Losing weight

01:20:15.520 Looking skinny

01:20:16.280 Don't leave

01:20:17.020 Don't go

01:20:17.460 That's nice of you to say

01:20:19.620 The other week I had

01:20:23.260 I'm not by the way

01:20:24.260 I'm not losing weight

01:20:24.860 I don't think so anyway

01:20:26.040 If I am

01:20:26.500 It's very very marginal

01:20:27.320 I do need to lose a bit

01:20:29.620 I've always been

01:20:30.280 Quite a felt skinny guy

01:20:31.920 Over the last few years

01:20:33.380 When I'm in my mid 40s now

01:20:34.500 It's getting a little bit of a punch

01:20:36.680 Just a little bit

01:20:38.540 I wouldn't call myself fat or obese

01:20:41.380 But

01:20:41.720 I used to have like an effortless

01:20:44.540 Not exactly a six pack

01:20:46.140 But really lean

01:20:48.380 My whole adult life

01:20:49.840 But at the minute I've got a little bit of

01:20:51.340 I need to do something about it

01:20:52.940 So the fact that you're saying

01:20:55.340 Ask if I'm losing weight

01:20:56.900 I like it, I like that

01:20:57.840 If I am it's only very very small amount

01:20:59.680 The other week

01:21:00.540 Within the space of two or three days

01:21:02.200 And various comments

01:21:02.980 i had one person call me obese and one person called me emaciated it's like i can't be both

01:21:10.420 can i make up your mind guys i need to lose a little bit so that's kind of like that thanks

01:21:17.400 kick you in the throat appreciate that all right ac1d helm says as a scot i think what you did was

01:21:28.060 funny af okay oh oh the thing i did where i talked about long shanks and uh and then they wanted me 0.98

01:21:36.140 to apologize reform and hope not hate like wanted me to apologize and i was like no no i'll make

01:21:42.540 more jokes then about smack heads and tramps and buckfast or whatever yeah no no i'm not apologizing

01:21:48.800 no no you can poke that i think that's what you're referring to you think it was funny af

01:21:54.400 also there's no effing way she didn't know yeah

01:21:57.720 awfully convenient that he waited till after the elections to confess yeah that's another

01:22:04.900 good point right yeah that his trial was just after these local elections right

01:22:10.500 of course he personally couldn't have contrived that i don't think that does make you think the

01:22:15.860 police or the cps or the scottish equivalent of the cps was sort of sympathetic to the smp

01:22:23.200 Because this thing's been going on for years, a few years

01:22:25.840 They were first arrested and questioned

01:22:27.480 And their house raided a while ago

01:22:29.700 Two, three years ago was it, I can't remember, a while ago

01:22:31.620 But the authorities

01:22:33.960 Decided to leave the trial until

01:22:35.740 Just after this last set of elections

01:22:37.720 Yeah, convenient isn't it, convenient

01:22:39.500 Are the police or the Scottish equivalent

01:22:41.820 Of the CPS in cahoots with the SNP

01:22:44.100 Like how it was so convenient

01:22:45.860 That

01:22:46.780 Nicola Sturgeon was able to

01:22:50.220 Resign

01:22:51.420 Just in time before that

01:22:53.460 Those first raids and arrests

01:22:55.720 Makes you think 1.00

01:22:57.920 Okay kick you in the throat again 1.00

01:23:05.600 For a bit more money thanks for that money 1.00

01:23:06.960 Says

01:23:07.320 Anglosphere fun fact

01:23:10.140 Says

01:23:12.940 The Venus flytrap

01:23:14.840 Is native to a hundred mile

01:23:17.500 Radius in the

01:23:19.300 Carolinas

01:23:19.960 Discovered by English Governor

01:23:23.080 Arthur Dobbs

01:23:24.320 1759

01:23:25.360 In coastal bog

01:23:27.160 And named by botanist

01:23:29.740 John Ellis

01:23:30.660 10 years later

01:23:31.480 The Venus firetrap

01:23:33.960 Alright

01:23:34.260 That's interesting

01:23:35.360 Yeah if you'd asked me

01:23:36.660 I didn't know that

01:23:37.220 That is interesting

01:23:37.920 I didn't know that was native

01:23:39.820 To the Carolinas

01:23:40.840 If you'd asked me

01:23:42.500 I would have said

01:23:43.160 Like

01:23:43.720 The jungles of

01:23:45.420 Southeast Asia or something

01:23:46.780 That's interesting to know

01:23:49.420 Alright

01:23:49.620 The Venus flytrap is native to the Carolinas

01:23:52.620 Well, you learn something new every day

01:23:54.400 Thank you for that

01:23:55.280 And I'm not being sarcastic

01:23:56.580 I like factoids

01:23:58.940 Okay, Pants Hayder

01:24:02.420 Or Pants Hayder 0.98

01:24:04.900 Says

01:24:05.600 On this day in 2016 0.99

01:24:07.400 A first war lady Snickers 0.82

01:24:11.740 On this day in 2016 0.98

01:24:15.640 A first war lady Snickers 0.99

01:24:17.980 I don't know what you're talking about 0.96

01:24:20.420 Is that something to do with Hillary Clinton is it?

01:24:24.720 First

01:24:25.080 I'm sorry sir

01:24:26.540 I'm not sure exactly what you mean

01:24:28.140 Again whenever I don't get it 0.96

01:24:29.480 I feel like I'm just being super dumb 0.94

01:24:30.760 And it's really obvious what you're talking about

01:24:32.360 2016

01:24:33.800 A first war lady 0.98

01:24:36.000 Snickers 0.99

01:24:36.700 I can only imagine it's something to do with Hillary Clinton

01:24:38.740 I mentioned her earlier in the game

01:24:39.860 In the show didn't I

01:24:41.300 Okay

01:24:42.780 Thanks for super chat anyway

01:24:44.100 Apologies for being thick

01:24:46.200 To not get what you're saying

01:24:47.920 What you mean

01:24:48.720 Alright 1.00

01:24:49.460 Kick you in the throat again 1.00

01:24:50.720 Says 0.99

01:24:51.060 Did you see the Vox Populi video

01:24:54.200 From Restore Makerfield

01:24:56.240 Going around

01:24:57.300 Will Coleshill

01:25:00.160 Interviews this campaigner

01:25:01.980 Who cooks for 13 minutes straight

01:25:04.100 Yeah Frank

01:25:05.460 Frankie

01:25:08.160 He's still breathing Frankie

01:25:11.460 Yeah Frank

01:25:12.700 Frank Wright

01:25:14.220 Or Writer

01:25:14.880 I can't remember if it's Wright or Writer

01:25:17.520 But Frank, yeah, yeah

01:25:18.980 On the state of politics

01:25:22.060 Just thank him, Harry

01:25:25.420 On my other channel I do with Mr H Reviews

01:25:29.740 State of Politics

01:25:30.420 State of Politics

01:25:31.200 On our Sunday night live stream

01:25:32.740 Every Sunday at 8pm

01:25:33.820 We talked all about it, yeah

01:25:35.760 And there'll be a video going out

01:25:37.100 Or it went out already

01:25:37.920 Either yesterday or today

01:25:38.940 A video of us

01:25:39.980 10, 15, even maybe 20 minutes

01:25:41.920 Probably more like 20 minutes

01:25:42.760 Talking all about that

01:25:43.740 Watching the video and talking all about it

01:25:44.940 Reacting to it

01:25:45.500 Yeah, it was great

01:25:46.400 It was well good

01:25:47.100 i went on twitter to follow him realized he already follows me nice we follow each other now

01:25:51.980 i think we might be asking i don't know don't hold me to this i don't i'm not in charge of

01:25:57.100 any of this i think we might be asking invite inviting him on here he could talk very well

01:26:01.020 couldn't he he knew what he was talking about he seemed to know his history absolutely know his

01:26:05.840 politics got it all straight in his mind that's difficult enough and then eloquent enough to just

01:26:11.600 Our Frank

01:26:16.440 I did watch it, it was great

01:26:17.940 He's brilliant

01:26:18.680 He's like a ready to rock and roll politician

01:26:23.320 Ready to go

01:26:23.940 Ready made

01:26:24.860 You can imagine him standing up in Parliament

01:26:27.880 Fearlessly and just saying his piece

01:26:29.560 Love it

01:26:30.440 Yeah

01:26:31.180 We might ask him on State of Politics as well

01:26:33.400 I think we did

01:26:34.640 I think Nate did

01:26:35.440 I don't know

01:26:36.360 Again

01:26:36.640 We'll see

01:26:38.940 But yeah, I saw that

01:26:40.240 And he was really good

01:26:41.360 It's all our talking points really

01:26:45.080 Basically

01:26:46.220 It's a difficult thing to

01:26:50.800 Well it's a double whammy of things right

01:26:53.500 One that you've got all basically the correct takes

01:26:56.500 As far as we're concerned

01:26:57.760 But then the ability to express it well

01:27:03.120 It's quite rare

01:27:07.100 Seemingly quite rare

01:27:08.080 Most people it's difficult

01:27:10.620 For them

01:27:12.440 Some people sometimes come on here

01:27:14.820 And they're like a gold team membership call

01:27:16.800 Or something, there's no pressure really

01:27:18.320 But they're like, they're all nervous

01:27:20.700 And they're all like

01:27:21.500 They can't speak

01:27:23.920 So it's not 0.98

01:27:25.400 It's not everyone's jam, it's not everyone's thing

01:27:28.200 To be able to do that

01:27:30.540 But that Frank Wright

01:27:31.680 Or is it Writer

01:27:32.580 He's got it, whatever it is

01:27:35.900 Je ne sais quoi, he seems to have it

01:27:38.340 Good, great

01:27:40.300 Alright, Mr Dickie Bingo

01:27:42.660 Not Dinky Bingo, I once said that wrong

01:27:44.820 I think the first time he was on here

01:27:46.660 I called him Mr Dinky Bingo

01:27:48.620 It's Dickie Bingo

01:27:50.760 Mr Dickie Bingo, met him in real life

01:27:52.680 Great dude, how are you this morning sir?

01:27:54.300 All good I hope

01:27:54.920 Met him in my IRL, fantastic chat, super fan

01:27:58.820 He says

01:27:59.300 We English must never, capital letters

01:28:02.700 Never give up our sense of humour

01:28:04.740 Yeah quite right

01:28:05.460 You should be able to make jokes

01:28:08.360 Do you remember the reform dude the other day

01:28:10.100 He said something like

01:28:13.240 We should melt down 0.99

01:28:15.160 African people to fill in the potholes 1.00

01:28:18.040 And he got cancelled and deselected 0.78

01:28:22.860 And thrown out or whatever I believe

01:28:24.220 That's obviously a joke isn't it

01:28:27.400 That's obviously a joke

01:28:30.860 I'll accept it's in slightly bad taste

01:28:34.920 Right

01:28:36.880 but he wasn't calling for that to actually literally physically happen was he but that's

01:28:44.480 where we are oh you said you said uh you said a bad taste joke oh well then you can't ever get

01:28:51.440 anywhere near the levels of power then really really you can't have a sense of humor even an

01:28:59.180 off-color sense of humor you can't have one

01:29:01.020 You end up with a parliament of freaks

01:29:07.120 You end up with a parliament of nobodies 1.00

01:29:11.320 Nowhere men and women 0.96

01:29:13.460 They've got no guts 1.00

01:29:16.780 Yeah, you're right

01:29:19.720 I'll never give up my sense of humour

01:29:22.300 If it's have a political career

01:29:24.600 Or give up your sense of humour

01:29:26.200 I pick the sense of humour

01:29:27.160 100%, 100%

01:29:29.360 Alright

01:29:29.920 Muscles

01:29:31.860 Glacius

01:29:32.500 Doesn't say anything

01:29:33.580 And just gives a bit

01:29:34.180 A little bit of money

01:29:35.140 There in the super chat

01:29:35.680 Thank you

01:29:36.060 Thank you

01:29:36.580 Appreciate that

01:29:37.300 Cheers

01:29:37.700 Last couple here today 1.00

01:29:39.940 Naughty Ewok 1.00

01:29:43.180 That's their name 0.88

01:29:44.620 Naughty Ewok says

01:29:45.680 Vote SMP

01:29:47.240 Pay billions to Palestine 0.79

01:29:49.100 Amazing 0.99

01:29:49.880 Dot dot dot

01:29:50.600 Yeah

01:29:50.820 They came out

01:29:52.460 I said that didn't I

01:29:53.300 I'm not making it up

01:29:54.160 Out of whole cloth

01:29:54.860 I'm not making it up

01:29:55.360 SMP not that long ago

01:29:56.920 A few weeks ago

01:29:57.520 Or whatever

01:29:57.760 A couple months ago

01:29:58.380 Said it was their policy

01:29:59.700 They want some sort of programme to get as many Palestinians into Scotland as possible 1.00

01:30:04.620 Or just thousands and thousands of them 1.00

01:30:06.920 And in Bowes Britain

01:30:12.380 I would look at prescribing SNP for something like that

01:30:16.640 You're acting against the interests of the nation

01:30:19.360 Of the people by doing that

01:30:21.360 That's mad

01:30:22.420 You're putting people in danger 0.96

01:30:24.040 That's disgusting

01:30:26.160 If not prescribe them

01:30:28.900 Just from Westminster

01:30:30.120 At least say no

01:30:31.060 You're not doing that

01:30:32.640 No

01:30:33.060 Westminster's just going to

01:30:34.840 Put a complete veto on that 0.99

01:30:36.360 That's mental and disgusting 0.99

01:30:39.060 Why would you do that 0.97

01:30:40.060 Why would you want to bring

01:30:42.400 Statistically there would be

01:30:43.880 Terrorists among those people

01:30:45.240 There just would be

01:30:46.960 That's what you want for Scotland

01:30:49.720 Is it

01:30:50.160 Nutters

01:30:52.860 Freaks and nutters 1.00

01:30:55.500 Vote SMP, pay billions to Palestine 1.00

01:30:59.220 Yeah, or just bring them over 0.97

01:31:00.360 Just bring them over

01:31:03.020 The SMP

01:31:06.400 A revolting thing

01:31:09.320 A revolting thing 0.97

01:31:11.380 And corrupt

01:31:14.140 Or at least were

01:31:18.860 Under the Peter Morrell years

01:31:20.620 You can't do me for libel

01:31:24.200 It's a matter of fact now

01:31:25.100 He's pleaded guilty

01:31:27.180 So at least during his years

01:31:29.720 Just were corrupt

01:31:31.060 A matter of record now

01:31:34.640 Okay

01:31:37.680 Pardon me

01:31:39.820 And the last one from Naughty Ewok again says

01:31:42.820 Today is the anniversary of Operation Dynamo 2

01:31:47.120 Operation Dynamo off the top of my head

01:31:49.080 Harry quickly google Operation Dynamo

01:31:51.680 It's ringing a bell but I can't remember exactly what that is

01:31:55.100 sorry harry's gonna bring it up for me now um operation dynamo why is it why don't i know that

01:32:02.540 i feel like i know but i don't operation dynamo oh the miracle okay the miracle of dunkirk right

01:32:08.940 okay yeah so it's the anniversary of it right the battle for france when mr hitler and gadarian's

01:32:19.820 panzer divisions overran france real quick and the british expeditionary force in france at the

01:32:27.520 time had to run away run away run away um and get back to get back to england fight on for another

01:32:37.200 day evacuating as many people as we can across the channel from dunkirk leaving loads of material

01:32:46.820 Riel and tanks and big guns there. The Germans could have crushed us there. There could have

01:32:56.720 been an unbelievable massacre on the beaches of Dunkirk if they'd wanted to. They actually

01:33:03.320 chose not to. They hoped, Mr Hitler hoped that he might still be able to make some sort 0.97

01:33:11.240 of peace deal with Mr Churchill

01:33:12.580 but Mr Churchill wasn't having it

01:33:18.400 okay

01:33:19.220 that is the last

01:33:21.040 Rubble Rental Super Chats for the day

01:33:22.080 so that's the show

01:33:23.120 it's now 33 minutes past 9

01:33:24.560 in the AM

01:33:25.120 British Subtle Time

01:33:25.840 on Tuesday 26th of May

01:33:27.040 in the year of our law 2026

01:33:28.040 thank you for joining me

01:33:30.080 without you guys

01:33:31.100 it's not a thing

01:33:31.600 it really isn't

01:33:32.600 thank you for watching

01:33:33.360 I appreciate it

01:33:34.400 I can't say that enough

01:33:35.800 I can't say it with enough sincerity

01:33:37.480 I can't tell you how much

01:33:40.220 I really really

01:33:40.860 really mean it without you guys it's nothing you're the glorious band the chosen few my band

01:33:46.280 of brothers and sisters all right i hope you make the best of the day ahead try not to overheat

01:33:53.200 try not to get burnt or die of sunstroke do try to achieve that if you can otherwise enjoy it

01:34:00.180 right if you can enjoy it have an ice cream or whatever try and make the best of their head as

01:34:05.780 always as every day carpe diem seize the day if you can you only have this day once in history

01:34:10.940 once it's gone it's gone all right then until tomorrow take care

01:34:35.780 We'll see you next time.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - May 26, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 26th May 2026

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