The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 23rd September 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning!

00:00:04.000 You alright?

00:00:14.000 Me? Oh yeah, no, I'm fine, yeah. I know, yeah, fine, of course. Yeah, cheers, thanks for asking.

00:00:21.000 It's now 8 in the a.m., British Summer Time.

00:00:23.000 on wednesday already wednesday 23rd of september in the available 2026 you're the glorious band

00:00:28.800 that shows a few my band of brothers and sisters thank you for joining me without you guys

00:00:31.900 it's not a thing basically the best people on earth tune into the bow show live what more could

00:00:36.020 a boy ask for impeccable taste as always nearly always i'm joined by my producer little harry

00:00:42.360 hello this morning good sir morning i'm all good where'd that come from completely disembodied

00:00:49.720 voice of the all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipresent, omniscient editor there, producer, rather.

00:00:59.800 All right, good. What else have we got? There's not really any housekeeping, I don't think,

00:01:05.400 so should we just jump straight into it? There's no need for any more fannying about, is there?

00:01:10.680 No need for that sort of faffing. Let's just get straight into it. Right, what have we got? 0.99

00:01:14.920 Okay, it's Chagos Day.

00:01:18.140 We've got to check in with what the legacy corporate lamestream media are banging on about.

00:01:21.560 It's still important, unfortunately.

00:01:24.180 It's a bit sloppy, isn't it?

00:01:25.860 They do go with quite a lot of slop quite a lot of the time.

00:01:28.300 But millions and millions of normies that still, unfortunately, is how they get their news.

00:01:36.280 If they take any news at all

00:01:39.320 It's usually still, frustratingly

00:01:41.940 On the legacy corporate lamestream media

00:01:45.020 So it matters

00:01:46.940 A lot of people form their

00:01:49.920 A view of reality from this stuff

00:01:52.200 So it's best to know

00:01:54.120 But it's an old philosophical question 0.96

00:01:55.760 Is it best to be ignorant and a bit more happy 0.94

00:01:58.360 Or to know? 0.98

00:02:01.480 Well

00:02:01.720 Most ancient philosophers, if you're interested

00:02:04.220 Me and Stelius have got all sorts of content about them

00:02:06.260 Pre-Socratics, the Socratics, Aristotle, Plato, all that sort of stuff.

00:02:12.100 Most of the philosophers agree it's best to know,

00:02:15.520 rather than just turtle up, pretend it's not happening.

00:02:21.920 All right, what have we got?

00:02:23.620 Burn to be mild.

00:02:25.380 That's a tortured pun, really bad.

00:02:27.780 It's like born to be wild, burn to be mild.

00:02:30.740 Terrible, okay.

00:02:32.100 Pulp fiction.

00:02:32.960 nothing to do with tarantino's 1990s classic um just that piers morgan wants

00:02:42.600 says that the l spencer's book is fiction and should be pulped

00:02:46.460 all right let's get into it okay they start with the daily star quite possibly the sloppiest of

00:02:53.940 the sloppy okay something about claudia winkelman and a silly fringe don't care

00:03:00.700 don't care well you're a bit old to be like wearing those what is that that's a bit performative

00:03:05.680 isn't it and that haircut how is that not how is that not frustrating in their eyes okay don't

00:03:11.900 care you stop okay all right the biggest story then today the biggest story today by far is that

00:03:18.900 there was a un un meeting yesterday all the big players were there the general assembly of the

00:03:26.000 United Nations. Of course, Trump was there. Burnham did a speech there. His first time

00:03:30.960 on the big stage, so to speak. The big, big stage. Okay, he and Trump had a powwow on

00:03:38.820 the sidelines. It's what it's really about. They do their speeches, the leaders do their

00:03:44.860 speeches, but it's where they get to chat to each other on the sidelines that's really

00:03:49.220 important okay and no stern and burnham and the don had a chat apparently it's reasonably amical

00:03:56.200 we'll get into it because most of the front page or a lot of the front pages it's all about this

00:04:00.680 story that was the big one um okay trump open for business one of the things he said about burnham

00:04:06.640 uh was that he's a man we i can do business with that's what the donald said he said he said he

00:04:14.820 a natural businessman how he gathered that in the space of a few minutes i don't know

00:04:19.780 is andy burnham a natural businessman i don't think so mate

00:04:25.220 okay the donald trump said he's a natural businessman and he's somebody he the donald

00:04:31.780 can do business with burn to be mild i guess that's a pun on born to be wild can't think

00:04:39.780 think what else it would be. Quite tortured, isn't it? But he slams Trump, slams UK terrible

00:04:47.300 Chagos deal. He called it ridiculous and terrible. And he asked Burnham to look at it, look into 0.98

00:04:54.260 it. Burnham said, yep. He said like that, yep. Interestingly though, I would say, in

00:05:03.700 one of the other uh articles i read this morning and it is a little bit of a he said she said

00:05:10.600 sources say that it's not 100 matter of record but apparently according to one report um burnham

00:05:18.720 no sternum burnham king of the north with his guy liner in his mascara was actually on the phone to

00:05:25.040 the leader of mauritius the day before so like two days ago now what would it be monday apparently

00:05:31.220 He was on the old blower to the leader of Mauritius

00:05:34.080 And apparently said to him words to the effect of

00:05:38.980 I will do everything I can to ratify the deal

00:05:42.620 To get the deal done

00:05:43.580 To hand over the Chagos Islands

00:05:45.440 And by extension that Diego Garcia base

00:05:51.360 Joint US-UK military base

00:05:55.020 So if that report is to be believed

00:05:58.480 Burnham is saying to Mauritius

00:06:01.300 Yeah, we'll get it to you as quickly as we can

00:06:03.380 We're trying

00:06:03.860 Like one day later, the Donald goes

00:06:06.760 Don't do that

00:06:07.660 And he's like, yeah, no, okay, we won't do that

00:06:10.000 He's got no trousers, has he?

00:06:18.300 No Stern and Burnham

00:06:19.220 He's an empty shirt, isn't he?

00:06:21.960 He's not a conviction politician, is he?

00:06:26.320 Does he actually believe anything?

00:06:28.480 burnham a man like burnham as well he's actually believe in anything has he got any convictions

00:06:35.200 about anything other than that he hates thatcher i believe he's got a conviction about that

00:06:42.160 oddly okay what else have we got actually a bit reporting from the star well the uh let's just

00:06:49.520 cover it mainly here and then we can whip through the headlines a bit when they cover the same thing

00:06:53.040 Piers Morgan

00:06:54.800 old Piers Morgan

00:06:56.260 big curry lover

00:06:57.060 isn't he Piers

00:06:57.640 he loves a curry

00:06:58.720 at the expense

00:07:01.220 of our nation

00:07:01.960 he loves a curry

00:07:02.860 you know

00:07:05.580 don't worry about

00:07:06.100 demographics Piers

00:07:06.980 as long as you can

00:07:07.600 still have your curry

00:07:08.420 old story

00:07:14.440 old story

00:07:15.860 Morgan's glory

00:07:16.720 and what it was

00:07:19.620 in that book

00:07:20.620 that the

00:07:21.800 the Earl Spencer

00:07:22.620 So Charles Spencer has published, among other things.

00:07:27.060 Apparently, because I haven't read it and got no intention of reading it,

00:07:29.620 apparently he made an allegation about the Mirror, the Mirror Group and Piers Morgan,

00:07:33.700 because Piers Morgan was the editor, wasn't he, of the Mirror? Is that right?

00:07:37.940 Yeah, ages ago as well, years and years and years ago. 0.92

00:07:41.280 Oh, Piers Morgan has been around for donkeys. 0.96

00:07:44.060 Donkeys years, Piers Morgan. 0.57

00:07:45.480 Surprised he's still going, really.

00:07:47.140 Surprised he can be bothered.

00:07:48.120 He must be very rich by this point, but he's a vain man, isn't he?

00:07:51.640 He's very, very vain.

00:07:52.620 Ambitious and vain

00:07:54.820 If nothing else, Piers Morgan

00:07:56.440 Apparently in the book

00:07:58.960 He said, Theo Spencer said

00:08:01.440 Something like

00:08:02.520 Back in 1992

00:08:05.000 Or is it 1993

00:08:06.220 Some sort of salacious

00:08:09.180 Pictures of Lady Dyer

00:08:11.740 Princess Diana, the Princess of Wales

00:08:13.300 As was

00:08:13.760 Were published or they were going to be published

00:08:17.500 Or Piers Morgan had

00:08:18.920 Said they should be published

00:08:20.600 or he had something about some salacious pictures of Guy.

00:08:25.120 I don't know if they were actually sort of X-rated

00:08:26.880 or whether they were just, you know, in a bikini on a beach somewhere

00:08:31.740 taken with a long telephoto lens and they're in a bit bad taste.

00:08:34.480 I don't know. I don't know.

00:08:36.200 But some dodgy pictures.

00:08:39.280 And the Earl was claiming Morgan was responsible in some way for these things.

00:08:44.100 And

00:08:46.580 Piers has shot back saying

00:08:49.120 That's just completely 100% untrue

00:08:50.940 That's fictional, that's complete nonsense

00:08:52.600 That's made up out of whole cloth

00:08:54.420 And then

00:08:58.880 Apparently the Earl has said sorry

00:09:00.980 So maybe

00:09:03.360 That isn't perfectly true

00:09:05.440 If he said sorry

00:09:06.240 You don't usually say sorry if you make an allegation in print

00:09:09.220 And someone says well that's just

00:09:10.880 Not true, just flat out

00:09:12.820 Straight up untrue

00:09:14.480 Well if it's not untrue and you're sure about that

00:09:17.420 And you've got receipts or whatever

00:09:18.600 You don't usually just say sorry

00:09:20.560 You usually go no no it's true

00:09:23.120 Well take me to court if you have to

00:09:24.300 We'll fight out in the courts if you wanted

00:09:25.780 Well mentioning the courts

00:09:28.500 The Earl said sorry and Piers Morgan goes

00:09:30.960 No no I'm not accepting the apology

00:09:32.660 No I don't accept the apology

00:09:35.300 I'm going to take you to court now

00:09:36.800 Because Piers Morgan is a litigious 0.63

00:09:42.960 Douchebag, isn't he? 1.00

00:09:46.240 Okay, very litigious 1.00

00:09:47.160 You've got to be careful what you're saying about 1.00

00:09:48.660 You've got to be careful what you're saying about

00:09:50.520 The Millie Dowler case

00:09:52.540 Around old Piers

00:09:54.060 He'll take you to court

00:09:56.220 Take you for every penny you've got

00:09:57.400 That's who he is

00:09:59.420 That's the type of man he is

00:10:00.880 Charlie Higson

00:10:01.960 Who was a mildly funny comedian

00:10:04.000 On The Fart Show many years ago 0.99

00:10:06.700 and a weird leftist, sort of treasonous douchebag. 0.98

00:10:14.580 A globalist freak. 0.99

00:10:17.160 Charlie Higson says, 0.99

00:10:19.220 Bond can be black, just not a woman. 1.00

00:10:21.380 Shut up, Charlie, you mug. 1.00

00:10:25.360 The Daily Telegraph. 1.00

00:10:28.420 German-owned Zionist slop. 0.99

00:10:32.200 Anti-nativist, anti-patriotic, anti-British, anti-white Zionist slop. 0.99

00:10:36.340 the Daily Telegraph. Israel can have a homeland, an ancestral homeland, but England can't. 0.97

00:10:40.740 That's the Daily Telegraph. That's who they are now. They've gone with a picture of 0.88

00:10:44.180 the current Princess of Wales. Isn't she radiant? Radiant in purple.

00:10:50.900 So radiant. Am I being sarcastic there? I don't know anymore. I don't think so.

00:10:56.340 She is actually radiant, isn't she? Also, sarcastically, so radiant.

00:11:00.420 with tom cruise there's some there's some sort of premiere in london some new film he's got is it

00:11:07.740 called digger i read the new tom cruise movie uh there's a premiere and she's there that's it

00:11:15.020 nothing else none of them said anything of any import no real value to that but there you go

00:11:21.260 there's a picture of it tom cruise how does he look almost exactly the same as he did in like

00:11:25.440 1986 how's he done that

00:11:30.420 It's odd, isn't it?

00:11:32.580 I mean, good for him.

00:11:33.400 Good for him.

00:11:36.580 Is he having infusions of, like, new blood?

00:11:38.980 Have you heard about that?

00:11:40.160 I don't know if he is.

00:11:40.800 I'm not alleging that he is.

00:11:42.960 That's a thing.

00:11:43.420 That's a match of record.

00:11:44.140 That's not a conspiracy.

00:11:45.040 That's not, like, a tinfoil hat thing.

00:11:46.560 It's relatively well-known, even.

00:11:48.480 I think, didn't Kirk Douglas talk about it on Joe Rogan once?

00:11:53.960 You can actually have blood infusions of, sort of, younger people's blood. 0.81

00:11:58.360 and like it's just apparently brilliant for your health brilliant like a wonder thing

00:12:05.100 has Tom Cruise been doing that I don't know I'm not alleging anyone from the Tom Cruise team watch

00:12:12.640 this I'm not saying he has I'm just saying it's remarkable that he looks about the same as he did

00:12:19.320 like 30 years ago plus anyway yeah maybe I'm just jealous

00:12:25.200 okay burn and bells to trump on chagos prime minister agrees to review the island deal after 0.81

00:12:35.420 president labels it terrible yeah ridiculous and terrible uh the don called it well it is and

00:12:42.180 i thought it i don't know how the deal isn't just dead in the water entirely now because 0.77

00:12:48.640 it got to the point before didn't it under starmer what like six months ago a year ago

00:12:53.500 It got to the point, didn't it, where the United States have to sign off on it

00:12:58.460 because there's a joint base there, isn't there?

00:13:04.880 The UK can't just unilaterally give it away to Mauritius or anyone.

00:13:12.000 The Americans can veto it, and they did, didn't they?

00:13:14.580 They vetoed it.

00:13:16.800 So how is the whole concept, the whole thing, not utterly dead in the water?

00:13:21.600 Why would Burnham even attempt to resurrect it

00:13:25.540 On any level

00:13:26.440 Well, he has, hasn't he

00:13:29.320 Now the Donald has slapped him down

00:13:32.060 So

00:13:32.860 I give it up

00:13:35.760 The British Labour government

00:13:39.020 Are trying really, really hard

00:13:41.360 Aren't they, to give it away

00:13:42.460 Really hard

00:13:43.820 Spending quite a lot of political capital

00:13:46.040 And time and energy and money on it

00:13:48.020 It's not just like

00:13:50.560 oh, we're considering this and if it happens, it happens

00:13:52.960 and we'll let certain things, certain treaties or whatever

00:13:56.800 just sort of expire and it will naturally just sort of go.

00:14:01.860 No, they're trying.

00:14:03.740 They're trying really hard to get rid of it.

00:14:06.300 Why?

00:14:06.740 It's strategically important.

00:14:08.320 It's really, really important strategically

00:14:09.760 if you look at it on a map.

00:14:11.080 We've been through this before, haven't we?

00:14:14.220 I mean, it's not that Britain needs or really will perhaps ever

00:14:19.320 want to need to project their power abroad right it's much more for the americans

00:14:26.980 we've got two aircraft carriers haven't we but not enough other uh royal navy ships to form a full

00:14:34.420 uh carrier group so those two aircraft carriers we've got are effectively useless redundant

00:14:41.860 because we can't actually form a carrier group so we're not sailing a carrier group out to the

00:14:46.760 indian ocean and then using those platforms to project our power into what southeast asia

00:14:55.140 indochina a war with china or anything no no no the americans might the americans want that

00:15:01.640 airstrip their b2s their b-52s their b2 stealth bombers because the americans can fly their b2s

00:15:11.500 directly from Missouri and do mid-air refuelling and go anywhere in the world

00:15:17.220 if they want to do that they can do that but it is better for them easier for them

00:15:21.500 if they've got a base somewhere a lot closer to wherever they might be trying to bomb 0.84

00:15:27.920 Russia China Iran who knows it's absolutely strategically in the United States interests 0.91

00:15:38.000 To have that base 0.76

00:15:40.000 On those islands

00:15:40.720 Alright

00:15:43.360 Alright

00:15:45.200 Manchester police

00:15:48.100 Foil Yom Kippur terror plot

00:15:50.640 Oh

00:15:51.500 Okay, Manchester

00:15:53.280 Interesting 1.00

00:15:54.460 So, I take it it was Muslims

00:15:57.620 I take it it was Muslims 1.00

00:15:58.860 Oh no, no mention of that

00:15:59.960 No mention of Muslims or Islam at all 0.94

00:16:02.600 Nope, it's just men 1.00

00:16:04.200 Two men were foiled

00:16:07.140 From doing some sort of terror thing

00:16:10.700 Against Jewish people in Manchester

00:16:12.860 No mention of why

00:16:16.280 Or who they were exactly

00:16:17.960 Or what their motivations were

00:16:19.800 What their creed might have been

00:16:22.240 No, just Englishmen 1.00

00:16:26.080 Two Brits 0.97

00:16:26.960 Two British people in Britain 0.99

00:16:28.560 That's it, that's all you need to know 0.99

00:16:30.160 They're cowards, aren't they, the Daily Telegraph 1.00

00:16:33.420 Cowards 1.00

00:16:34.980 It's weird considering how pro-Jewish they are 1.00

00:16:40.460 How pro-Zionist they are 0.83

00:16:41.620 That they wouldn't be explicit about it 0.82

00:16:43.860 But they're not

00:16:45.100 The BBC do the same thing

00:16:46.240 Or nearly all the mainstream media do the same thing, don't they?

00:16:49.560 Don't they?

00:16:50.700 They talk about the rise of anti-Semitism

00:16:52.420 But no mention of Islam

00:16:53.860 How many articles have you read like that?

00:16:55.980 I've read loads, loads

00:16:57.060 There's the rise of anti-Semitism

00:16:59.020 There's the evil scourge of anti-Semitism in Britain now

00:17:02.180 Oh

00:17:02.680 Much more than it used to be a generation ago

00:17:06.060 What changed? Why's that?

00:17:09.100 Is it because there's millions more Muslims now in Britain?

00:17:12.560 Well, I don't know, the article doesn't say anything about it

00:17:14.580 Not a word about it

00:17:15.660 It's just a rise in anti-Semitic attacks

00:17:18.820 There's just general purpose anti-Semitism now in Britain

00:17:21.960 Don't have a look at why

00:17:25.040 Or who is perpetrating that

00:17:29.820 No

00:17:32.680 But they want to tackle anti-Semitism. 0.95

00:17:34.860 They must tackle anti-Semitism. 0.88

00:17:36.680 It must be cut out of society, every possible opportunity,

00:17:40.560 and no stone will be left unturned until it is. 1.00

00:17:43.340 But we won't mention Islam. 0.99

00:17:45.200 Right. 1.00

00:17:47.020 Won't even mention it.

00:17:49.960 Won't mention mass migration from Islamic countries.

00:17:53.880 But the scourge of anti-Semitism must be confronted at all times.

00:18:01.200 It's crazy.

00:18:02.680 it's crazy okay crackdown on private adhd diagnosis yeah i talked yesterday didn't i

00:18:11.460 about how you can just go and get an adhd diagnosis then claim money a few people in

00:18:17.380 the chat like you don't know what you're talking about it's not that easy it is that easy you can

00:18:21.880 go because you can go to a private health a private clinic place as long as you pay it is

00:18:27.080 that easy this is what the this article is about and there's an article on monday about the same

00:18:31.300 thing the nhs doctors are saying if you do go to one of these private clinics they will almost

00:18:36.340 certainly not say you don't have adhd they practically never give like a negative feedback

00:18:44.180 negative result diagnosis

00:18:48.660 you can pay a doctor you can basically just pay a doctor to say yes you have got adhd

00:18:53.300 right okay

00:18:59.720 what have we got the times the venerable times

00:19:07.320 calling in sick with a text or email must end says work czar it's not i mean

00:19:16.900 if you own a business or run a business it must be quite annoying uh there's probably

00:19:22.980 deeper, more important issues

00:19:24.820 than that, aren't there, but

00:19:26.580 I must admit

00:19:29.820 I don't do it anymore

00:19:32.380 I haven't done it for years and years and years

00:19:34.140 but when I was younger

00:19:35.020 when I was in my 20s

00:19:36.840 I would pull a sickie all the time

00:19:39.000 if you've noticed, I never pull a sickie now

00:19:40.760 never, never, ever

00:19:41.720 in fact, I'll come in whilst sick

00:19:43.600 when I was 20

00:19:46.380 and a much more lazy person

00:19:48.000 still had a chip on my shoulder

00:19:49.480 that I had to get up early every morning

00:19:50.800 go to work

00:19:51.420 You know what it's like

00:19:53.720 When I still hadn't really got over the fact

00:19:56.760 That I'm not a student or a child anymore

00:19:58.500 I've got to go to work every day

00:20:00.220 While I'm still in that headspace 0.75

00:20:01.880 Yeah, of course, sickies

00:20:03.320 Totally not sick 0.88

00:20:05.980 But just can't be bothered

00:20:06.920 Just really don't, really don't want to go to work that day

00:20:09.800 Just ring up and go

00:20:12.040 Put it through a little cough

00:20:13.940 I'm sorry, I'm a bit ill today

00:20:17.380 I'm so ill, my legs don't work

00:20:20.640 And I can't get to work

00:20:21.360 I'm so ill my house, my hand that moves a mouse doesn't work

00:20:25.780 I would only call in sick if I was actually bedridden

00:20:32.060 These days, I've been like that for years

00:20:34.960 Once I got a, I got a quite a, I won't say a good job

00:20:39.100 But I got quite a serious job, should I say quite a serious job

00:20:43.000 At some point in my late 20s

00:20:44.400 Where it was just, it wasn't okay to call in sick

00:20:46.680 It's like really wasn't, if you did it once or twice

00:20:48.600 They were like, we've got to run you

00:20:51.240 and we're singling you out and if there's any redundancies you're going to go you just don't

00:20:54.760 call in sick if you call in sick you just put tons of pressure on other people it's not cool

00:20:59.500 it's not like no one really cares you know you've done a job where if you're calling sick it doesn't

00:21:04.880 matter you're not really doing much work anyway a massive workload doesn't fall on anyone else

00:21:09.380 doesn't matter if you're calling sick that one day or not and then there's jobs where it really

00:21:13.860 really matters it's a massive problem so anyway ever since then like my late 20s mid to late 20s

00:21:20.680 I suppose I just don't call in sick I'd have to be absolutely bedridden I've only ever been

00:21:27.140 bedridden with illness a couple of times in my life where I'm really like real flu real if you

00:21:33.140 ever had the flu like real flu that's no joke we'll ask for days and days and days you are weak

00:21:39.440 as a baby it is if it a little bit difficult to get out of bed all your mind is fogged you feel

00:21:44.860 terrible you feel like you're dying you feel like your body's shutting down on you you ever had that

00:21:48.600 real flu that's what it would take for me to not come to work something like that anyway anyway

00:21:54.380 calling in sick by text or email must end yeah well that's the thing when i had jobs where you

00:21:59.260 could do that i could just text my boss or send an email you'd be much more inclined to pull a

00:22:06.820 sickie wouldn't you well you are you are but if you actually got a you've actually got to talk

00:22:10.900 to someone and do the whole routine i'm a bit ill oh i don't think i can you're less likely to do 0.98

00:22:17.140 that aren't you a little bit less likely depends how shameless you are I suppose all right that's 0.90

00:22:21.540 enough about that Trump wins review of ridiculous quote ridiculous Chagos deal present says Burnham 0.91

00:22:27.860 gets what he has to do does he we'll see we'll see how Burnham what Burnham does um over the

00:22:34.860 coming days and weeks with regard to Chagos and by the other report he promised the leader of

00:22:40.520 Mauritius he would do it so but surely no or not surely but you would have thought wouldn't you

00:22:46.420 that no stone and burnham would feel the pressure more from the united states from the white house

00:22:53.860 and the state department than from what is it the president of mauritius i don't even know if it's

00:22:59.660 a president or what but the leader why they want to give it away it's weird okay there's the prince

00:23:05.120 and princess of wales princess of wales with with uh tom cruise again all right what else we got

00:23:11.420 the mirror. There's Kate looking radiant. Absolutely radiant. Okay. Police swoop over

00:23:18.040 terror threat to Jewish community. Well, if you import millions of unvetted Muslims, if 1.00

00:23:26.920 you don't crack down on militant Islamic organisations at all, then yeah, that's what will happen. 1.00

00:23:33.760 That's how cause and effect works 0.99

00:23:40.520 Yeah

00:23:41.320 You don't ban things like

00:23:45.900 The Muslim Brotherhood or whatever

00:23:47.380 That was in the news wasn't it the other day

00:23:48.720 Loads and loads and loads

00:23:52.300 Of Islamic organisations

00:23:54.120 Militant extremist Islamic organisations

00:23:57.060 That are banned in their own countries

00:23:59.640 Are not banned here

00:24:00.600 You knew that right

00:24:01.180 There's tens of thousands of jihadis

00:24:04.020 Effectively jihadis

00:24:05.120 On the MI5 watch list

00:24:07.260 They're just walking around

00:24:08.480 Without surveillance

00:24:10.340 You know that right

00:24:11.720 This is a matter of record

00:24:12.900 I'm not making up

00:24:13.660 That's not a far right fantasy

00:24:15.120 Hope not hate

00:24:15.820 That's not a far right fantasy

00:24:16.640 That's a matter of fact

00:24:17.920 That's a matter of record

00:24:18.720 Yeah

00:24:18.960 So yeah

00:24:21.460 You're going to get loads of terrorist problems 0.97

00:24:24.360 Terror threat to the Jewish community 1.00

00:24:26.980 Yeah that's how that works 1.00

00:24:28.220 What did you think

00:24:30.520 What did you think would happen?

00:24:34.820 But the scourge of anti-Semitism must be stamped out at all costs.

00:24:41.980 More safe and legal routes from Islamic countries for unvetted fighting age men,

00:24:46.760 but also the general purpose scourge of anti-Semitism must be stamped out.

00:24:50.880 right okay that's not insane sure sure that makes perfect sense sure okay face to face with the

00:25:07.000 presidents don well is he done well don well clever wordplay isn't it very very clever

00:25:14.220 Had a team of wordsmiths working around the clock on that one

00:25:19.140 Don well

00:25:20.200 Nervous PM

00:25:21.840 The Mirror, I think he's nervous

00:25:24.920 Nervous PM navigates minefield in first talks with volatile Trump

00:25:31.220 But the differences remain

00:25:33.200 Okay, that's the editorial line on that, okay

00:25:40.140 something about nigella lawson and the bake-off don't care could not actually care less

00:25:47.000 there you go there's the same picture was it reuters or ap have said this is the picture

00:25:53.840 this is the picture go with it the independent trump's warm words for burnham as chagos dealing

00:26:00.940 out all right all right we got it the guardian ooh ooh the guardian oh

00:26:08.780 it smells terrible what is that smell is that the guardian is that what that is

00:26:13.420 oh god that smells terrible

00:26:16.860 it smells like a a mountain of diapers

00:26:23.900 in a landfill site that's what the guardian smells like because it's revolting it's rotten isn't it

00:26:30.940 Trump praises Burnham but says Chagor's deal is terrible.

00:26:34.320 All right, same picture.

00:26:35.260 Same picture, sure.

00:26:35.960 Why not?

00:26:39.400 Tim Westwood, new charges for former DJ. 1.00

00:26:42.440 Oh, no, Tim Westwood, the original wigger. 1.00

00:26:46.700 I said that with a W. 1.00

00:26:47.660 I said that with a W. 1.00

00:26:50.000 Wigger. 1.00

00:26:52.380 Harry, Harry's a real-life Zoomer, proper bona fide, proper real one.

00:26:57.680 Harry, you ever heard of Tim Westwood?

00:27:00.080 I have not.

00:27:01.360 There you go.

00:27:02.920 There you go.

00:27:03.860 Tim Westwood.

00:27:04.520 Yesterday's news, Tim Westwood.

00:27:07.200 For anyone who doesn't know, he's young or just foreign, perhaps.

00:27:13.360 There's a guy called Tim Westwood.

00:27:15.840 And years ago, go back to like the 90s. 1.00

00:27:18.740 He was like, well, yeah, a wigger. 1.00

00:27:23.980 You're allowed to say that, aren't you? 1.00

00:27:26.340 Surely.

00:27:27.640 No? 1.00

00:27:29.300 he would ape the culture of black people. 1.00

00:27:33.220 Should we say that? 1.00

00:27:34.780 Ooh, ape as in, you know, pretend to be. 0.80

00:27:39.980 Oh, that might seem dodgy.

00:27:41.020 I didn't mean that in the, oh no, oh no. 0.98

00:27:46.780 He would mirror the culture of black people as a white man. 0.62

00:27:50.500 He's a white man, Tim is a white man. 0.83

00:27:53.220 And even back in the nineties, 0.65

00:27:54.260 he'd wear like really baggy clothes, like Ali G. 0.84

00:27:56.460 He was like the real life Ali G.

00:28:00.060 He's talked with a bit of an accent, like a Jamaican patois-ish, adjacent.

00:28:05.320 Wear a baseball cap.

00:28:07.380 Like a perfectly flat peak on it.

00:28:09.100 He's weird, he's weird.

00:28:09.880 He's old now.

00:28:10.940 Surely he's in his 50s, maybe even his 60s. 0.70

00:28:14.740 He was really annoying and obnoxious.

00:28:17.260 Unless you were into that scene.

00:28:18.660 Well, like UK Garage or something.

00:28:20.980 I don't even know.

00:28:21.660 Like rap.

00:28:22.760 White boy rap from the 90s. 0.89

00:28:25.780 A freak. 0.98

00:28:26.180 A freak.

00:28:26.740 But you know

00:28:29.760 Harmless ultimately

00:28:31.060 Other than the subversion

00:28:33.240 The inherent subversion in that

00:28:34.920 Basically harmless

00:28:36.940 Except no he wasn't

00:28:38.740 He's up on all sorts of sex crime charges

00:28:41.240 He was

00:28:42.860 He was annoying

00:28:43.680 He was quite an annoying person

00:28:45.720 Like you know if you weren't into that scene

00:28:48.760 It's like Tim Westwood

00:28:50.560 What are you doing mate

00:28:51.600 What are you doing why are you like this

00:28:54.340 Why are you like this 1.00

00:28:56.120 You're not black. 1.00

00:28:56.780 Why are you pretending to be black, basically? 0.96

00:29:00.480 Why do you hate your own culture and stuff? 0.98

00:29:03.180 Why have you got an out-group preference, Tim?

00:29:05.860 What's wrong with you?

00:29:07.580 What's wrong with you, sir? 0.99

00:29:09.920 Anyway, if the allegations are true, he's a sex criminal. 0.98

00:29:13.520 If they're true.

00:29:14.620 Still to go on trial.

00:29:15.720 So, I'm saying if.

00:29:18.160 All sorts of sex crime, I believe.

00:29:22.320 Dating back to 1991.

00:29:26.120 Tim Westwood there in a spot of bother

00:29:29.520 Spot of hot water

00:29:31.980 Wub wub 0.58

00:29:34.860 Okay, the male 1.00

00:29:36.360 The male group, pure subversive

00:29:39.220 Globalist slot 0.71

00:29:40.760 Trying to pretend it's on your side

00:29:42.480 Trying to pretend that it's got

00:29:44.260 The best interests of you

00:29:47.860 The British people at heart 0.99

00:29:49.000 It hates us

00:29:50.340 The final reckoning, it obviously hates us

00:29:52.580 It tries to destroy and character assassinate 1.00

00:29:54.700 Anyone that talks about re-migration 1.00

00:29:56.260 Anything that will save this country 1.00

00:29:57.740 Save us from a sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:30:00.000 A racial, religious, tribal, ethnic 1.00

00:30:02.320 Sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:30:04.140 Anyone that wants that not to happen 0.99

00:30:05.680 Not to be replaced 0.96

00:30:06.940 Replaced in our own ancestral homeland 1.00

00:30:09.320 By foreign people 1.00

00:30:10.180 Anyone that wants that and advocates for that 0.78

00:30:11.780 The Daily Mail, the mail group

00:30:13.160 Will try and destroy you 0.96

00:30:14.200 They'll try and destroy you 1.00

00:30:17.220 They'll paint you as an evil, racist, Nazi bigot and stuff 1.00

00:30:20.020 Try and ruin you, get you fired, etc, etc 0.99

00:30:22.840 That's who the mail is

00:30:24.700 Don't buy that they're right of centre, or even centre.

00:30:27.600 No, they're globalists.

00:30:29.240 Enemies, really.

00:30:32.980 Okay, Sarah Vine said something. 1.00

00:30:35.140 Don't care. 1.00

00:30:35.900 Don't care. 1.00

00:30:37.420 Like anyone's waiting on tenterhooks for Sarah Vine's take.

00:30:41.300 My message to the four times married colossal cad, Earl Spencer.

00:30:45.420 People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

00:30:48.240 Pipe down, Sarah. 0.99

00:30:49.440 You're irrelevant. 0.99

00:30:49.940 Pipe down, love.

00:30:51.580 No one cares. 0.98

00:30:52.080 Oh what Sarah Vien said

00:30:55.320 What's Sarah Vien's take

00:30:56.860 Yeah right

00:30:58.560 Yeah sure

00:30:59.260 Alright

00:31:00.000 There's Nigella Lawson

00:31:01.560 She's the daughter of Nigel Lawson

00:31:03.660 A Thatcher era

00:31:05.020 Thatcher era

00:31:06.460 Minister 1.00

00:31:07.900 She's into baking 0.99

00:31:14.060 She loves baking 1.00

00:31:15.040 A nepo baby 1.00

00:31:17.160 From start to finish

00:31:17.940 Say nepo baby 1.00

00:31:18.940 She's knocking on now 1.00

00:31:19.860 She's got to be in her 50s 1.00

00:31:21.300 Still very attractive though 1.00

00:31:23.960 Everyone thinks she's super attractive 0.99

00:31:25.180 And I suppose she is 1.00

00:31:26.040 Or she is

00:31:27.220 They've got her into the bake-off

00:31:30.520 To sort of revamp it 0.60

00:31:31.900 Can Nigella turn it around?

00:31:35.620 Turn the bake-off around?

00:31:36.940 Some of the numbers have slumped a bit

00:31:38.320 For the bake-off

00:31:39.020 We'll parachute in Nigella

00:31:41.760 Everyone loves Nigella 1.00

00:31:43.520 Burn and wobbles on Chagos

00:31:48.320 As Trump hits out

00:31:49.220 Okay, we've done that

00:31:50.120 The Express, it's a good paper

00:31:51.840 You can read your Express now

00:31:54.440 It's not a good paper of course, I'm being sarcastic

00:31:59.340 It's as subversive and sloppy as all the other ones

00:32:03.880 Globalist 1.00

00:32:04.760 Globalist, just like the male 0.78

00:32:08.820 If you cross its invisible line 0.97

00:32:11.820 What it considers right and wrong

00:32:13.940 It will try and destroy you

00:32:15.500 And it considers it wrong

00:32:18.420 If you want to save your country from demographic decline

00:32:21.700 And ultimately replacement 1.00

00:32:22.940 Come a hated and marginalised minority 1.00

00:32:26.000 In your own ancestral homeland 1.00

00:32:27.500 If you advocate

00:32:29.300 The things that try and prevent that

00:32:32.120 The express will try and destroy you

00:32:34.360 Again that's who they are

00:32:36.200 Alright

00:32:36.780 Trying to pretend

00:32:38.820 That it's a crusader on your behalf

00:32:41.200 No

00:32:46.380 these are globalists wearing the skin suit of patriotism at best throw out a little bit of 1.00

00:32:52.220 red meat from time to time to make you think that they're on your side they're not okay there's 0.97

00:32:59.300 Kate Middleton looking radiant in purple Donald's attack on terrible handover right we've done that 0.65

00:33:05.520 the eye paper there's Nigella 1.00

00:33:07.480 You can tell that the big fat black woman 1.00

00:33:11.820 Is super jealous of Nigella 1.00

00:33:13.820 Who's hot 1.00

00:33:14.480 She's a disgusting mess and Nigella isn't 1.00

00:33:18.500 You can tell, can't you? She's not happy 1.00

00:33:19.760 That woman, I can't even remember her name 1.00

00:33:22.280 She's revolting, aren't she? 1.00

00:33:24.580 Revolting 1.00

00:33:25.060 Burnham warns world over AI

00:33:29.800 Oh, that puts him on a slightly different track

00:33:31.840 To

00:33:32.200 To the Donald, doesn't it?

00:33:35.120 Because the Donald said

00:33:35.740 There's nothing wrong with AI

00:33:37.300 stop scaremongering

00:33:39.300 you know

00:33:41.520 USA, USA, go America 1.00

00:33:43.200 we need to beat the Chinese 1.00

00:33:45.560 whoever wins AI wins 0.64

00:33:47.400 what does that mean?

00:33:49.300 what does that mean?

00:33:50.600 Burnham warns world over AI and sets UK on collision course

00:33:53.600 with America

00:33:54.120 let's quickly read the blurb

00:33:56.680 Prime Minister tells business chief

00:33:59.240 he wants a single set of global principles

00:34:01.420 to guard against rogue AI

00:34:02.940 yeah everyone's been saying that

00:34:05.280 the Chinese have been saying that

00:34:06.780 The tech bros in Silicon Valley have been saying that

00:34:10.880 Very, very senior people in the AI industry have been saying it

00:34:14.160 And the only two people I can think of who haven't been saying it

00:34:17.160 Is Donald Trump and Tony Blair

00:34:19.020 Saying no, just race towards super intelligent AI

00:34:23.660 And if you're not on board with that

00:34:26.620 Then you're just like a CCP stooge

00:34:28.960 Well, I'm not a CCP stooge 0.99

00:34:33.500 In fact, I sometimes get stick for being too aggressive about the Chinese. 0.99

00:34:39.080 Sometimes get stick for having a pop at the Chinese too much. 0.93

00:34:44.600 I think one of the worst cabals in the entire world is the Chinese Communist Party. 0.92

00:34:50.360 The entire world. 0.99

00:34:52.800 Pure evil.

00:34:53.520 So I'm not saying, I can do a Nixon on this thing.

00:34:55.800 Only Nixon could go and meet Mao because he was such a staunch anti-communist, Richard Nixon.

00:34:59.880 him and Kissinger could actually go to Beijing and meet Chairman Mao

00:35:03.880 and it wouldn't be some sort of crazy

00:35:05.440 no one would think

00:35:06.160 oh he's turned red

00:35:07.180 Nixon's turned red

00:35:08.160 no

00:35:08.360 because he's so anti-red

00:35:10.700 he could actually go and do it 1.00

00:35:12.740 well I feel like I'll do this 1.00

00:35:14.180 I'm so anti-Chinese 1.00

00:35:16.900 anti-red

00:35:17.560 anti-CCP 0.77

00:35:18.580 that I'm happy to stand up and say

00:35:21.260 no 1.00

00:35:21.520 no I'm not doing the work of China for them

00:35:24.080 there are genuine concerns about AI

00:35:26.160 and I'm not accepting that argument 1.00

00:35:27.920 that you're just doing the work of the Chinese for them

00:35:30.940 if you try and put the brakes on AI in the West. 0.92

00:35:33.500 No, no, no, I'm not accepting that.

00:35:34.760 No, because I'm not.

00:35:36.880 And there are genuine concerns.

00:35:38.040 It's not just large language models.

00:35:39.960 Although it's just large language models.

00:35:42.040 No, it isn't.

00:35:43.000 No, it isn't.

00:35:43.560 Stop saying that.

00:35:45.680 Although it's just a glorified Google search

00:35:47.660 that gives the impression that it sounds like a human.

00:35:49.960 It's just a large language model.

00:35:51.160 No.

00:35:53.040 Large language models are a tiny element of what AI is

00:35:57.080 or could be tiny element but it's just just generating images on grok or whatever what

00:36:04.600 are you worried about yeah it's way more than that what happens if a rogue and malevolent

00:36:10.960 ai agent gets out of its sandbox and gets into the forex exchanges the foreign exchange fx markets

00:36:21.040 digital currency trading pairs gets into that and destroys it damages it massively what happens

00:36:28.500 what happens

00:36:29.740 someone says what is it then bo that's what i'm talking to you about that's what i'm telling you

00:36:36.100 right now an ai agent could get into it's not a large language model it gets into the way it

00:36:43.180 already has done agents that get out of their sandbox environment and they go and hack another

00:36:49.220 AI company

00:36:50.560 and just try and destroy it. What happens

00:36:53.280 if and when it does that to something much more important

00:36:55.320 than just a rival AI company?

00:36:58.780 Like

00:36:59.260 global markets. Let's say the foreign 0.75

00:37:01.340 exchange markets and ruin it.

00:37:04.320 What happens then?

00:37:06.040 Global financial collapse.

00:37:07.660 What happens then? The poorest people 0.95

00:37:09.320 in the world will start, there'll be a systems collapse 1.00

00:37:11.220 and

00:37:13.540 ultimately

00:37:14.280 the poorest people in the world, those closest

00:37:17.240 to the breadline, starve.

00:37:19.220 Giant human misery 0.76

00:37:21.260 Suffering a misery, that's what 0.99

00:37:23.060 It's just a large language model 1.00

00:37:25.420 Shut up 0.85

00:37:26.020 Okay, the metro 0.99

00:37:29.060 The metro

00:37:33.460 Revolting

00:37:36.660 What is that?

00:37:39.100 What am I looking at?

00:37:41.240 Piece of roadkill 0.91

00:37:42.160 Disgusting roadkill

00:37:43.620 There's my stomach 0.84

00:37:45.740 The metro

00:37:47.080 So, here's a story, a horrible individual story.

00:37:51.160 Obsessed teen attack, like TV adolescence, knifed for saying no.

00:37:57.840 What's the story? What's going on here?

00:37:59.920 Well, first of all, to set the story up,

00:38:01.960 remember there was that program called Adolescence,

00:38:04.800 where a fictional story where they had a white boy, 0.58

00:38:08.000 a young white boy, some sort of evil, violent misogynist or something.

00:38:11.480 I didn't even watch it. 0.98

00:38:12.800 No intention of watching that.

00:38:14.020 yeah well now a 12 year old boy was it a no a 13 year the two people involved were 12 or 13 years

00:38:25.560 old a boy and a girl classmates at school the boy was like hitting on her for weeks or months

00:38:33.320 trying to make her his girlfriend she just repeatedly said no he made it like stalked on

00:38:38.220 some level made up new social media accounts stalked her she wasn't interested in the end

00:38:43.360 He followed her down the road

00:38:44.720 Followed her into a shop

00:38:46.060 Cornered her in a shop 0.98

00:38:47.340 And stabbed her ten times 0.96

00:38:48.600 He was only like 13

00:38:50.420 And she's 12

00:38:51.080 Or the other way around

00:38:51.800 She didn't die

00:38:54.340 A shop worker intervened

00:38:56.260 She didn't die

00:38:57.160 But she got stabbed in the neck

00:38:58.320 And the face

00:38:58.920 Oh they've blurred out

00:39:04.060 His face though

00:39:04.680 Can you see there

00:39:07.480 Can you see

00:39:08.400 Is he brown 0.68

00:39:09.460 Hmm 1.00

00:39:11.000 He will be though, won't he? 0.97

00:39:20.680 Oh, but in adolescence, they race-wrapped it out for a black boy, 0.76

00:39:23.680 for a white boy, rather. 0.51

00:39:25.520 Remember, there was a real-life story that adolescence was vaguely based upon, 0.54

00:39:30.500 and in that, the real perpetrator was a black boy.

00:39:32.880 do many white boys that are 12 or 13 stab up girls that reject them is that very common

00:39:42.560 it's not common so is it it's extremely rare i don't i'm not sure if i ever ever really heard

00:39:47.640 of such a thing ever the black boys do that from time to time it's much more likely isn't it

00:39:52.640 statistically statistically much more likely they blurred him out there can't quite see really but 0.81

00:39:57.800 Doesn't look particularly pale

00:40:01.780 Even through that

00:40:02.920 Knife for saying no

00:40:07.100 Girl 13 stabbed 10 times

00:40:09.440 By a schoolboy she rejected

00:40:10.900 Don't give you his name of course

00:40:13.880 Don't say his ethnicity

00:40:14.960 Or his background 1.00

00:40:16.040 But they do link it

00:40:20.580 They do show you a picture of adolescence

00:40:22.340 And a white boy though 0.89

00:40:23.040 They do show you that 1.00

00:40:23.740 They blank out the black boy 1.00

00:40:25.160 The real perpetrator 0.91

00:40:26.420 And they show you a picture of a white boy 0.57

00:40:27.780 Thanks, that's what the metro is. That, in a nutshell.

00:40:39.780 Evil, isn't it? Absolutely evil.

00:40:43.780 Alright, the sun. Cake looking radiant.

00:40:49.780 Exclusive, Morgan goes legal. Yeah, here's Morgan.

00:40:55.780 Piers Morgan. What a piece of work.

00:40:59.780 I hope you enjoy your curries Piers.

00:41:03.780 You enjoy a nice lamb booner. 0.96

00:41:07.780 Whatever. A nice prawn jalfreise.

00:41:11.780 Whilst the rest of the world, the rest of this country goes to rack and ruin. 0.99

00:41:15.780 A sectarian nightmare. 1.00

00:41:19.780 As long as you've got your chicken coma though Piers, everything will be alright, won't it? 1.00

00:41:23.780 doesn't matter that we've got the recipes

00:41:27.980 we need untold millions more

00:41:30.080 foreign people here don't we 1.00

00:41:31.580 because of the curry

00:41:33.340 it's about the curry

00:41:35.720 I mean we have got the recipes 1.00

00:41:39.520 we don't actually need millions of Pakistanis 0.58

00:41:41.860 and Bangladeshis and Indians here 1.00

00:41:43.140 we don't need them 1.00

00:41:43.920 we don't

00:41:44.940 we don't need them for industry or anything

00:41:47.740 we've got well over a million young people 0.99

00:41:50.560 out of work, don't need them 1.00

00:41:51.760 As long as you've got your curry

00:41:54.100 You can make that

00:41:55.300 You can make that completely false argument can't you

00:41:58.140 That you need your curry 0.95

00:42:00.000 Pulp fiction

00:42:02.580 Piers calls for

00:42:04.560 El Dyer's book

00:42:05.720 El's Dyer book to be destroyed

00:42:07.940 Calling for it to be destroyed 1.00

00:42:10.240 It's obviously really niggled him isn't it 1.00

00:42:16.320 It's not enough

00:42:19.080 That he's just called out

00:42:20.400 The falsehood

00:42:21.580 Well he's claiming

00:42:22.400 There's a falsehood

00:42:22.980 That's not enough

00:42:23.580 Not enough

00:42:25.060 He's going to take him to court

00:42:26.160 He also wants

00:42:28.540 The actual physical books

00:42:30.140 To be destroyed

00:42:30.880 Calm down a bit Piers

00:42:35.440 Do you think maybe

00:42:36.420 You've overreacted

00:42:37.240 Do you think maybe

00:42:38.840 You're overreacting

00:42:39.680 Don't think you're acting

00:42:41.240 Acting like a petulant child

00:42:43.220 You are acting 0.94

00:42:47.240 Like a petulant child 0.96

00:42:48.220 Alright

00:42:48.960 There's the exact same picture

00:42:50.260 of trump and burnham shaking hands got it all right that's it that's increasingly absurd and

00:42:54.860 frustrating front pages of the british print reader out of fleet street today crazy stuff

00:43:01.100 all right let's have a look we usually check in with the price of crude don't we on a daily but

00:43:05.240 oh harry's done something with the mouse harry i don't know what you're doing oh thank you there

00:43:10.320 we didn't quite have the link ready he's just quickly done it there you go boom so quick

00:43:13.560 professional all right let's have a look well it's dipped a little bit there you go it's dipped a

00:43:19.060 bit brent is just shy of a hundred dollars a barrel now come down 99 a barrel for brent

00:43:27.620 west texas 89 89 and a half odd dollars a barrel that's coming down surprising isn't it still very

00:43:36.820 surprising again i have to say every single day doesn't actually translate into what we end up

00:43:40.500 paying at the pump diesel is at an all-time high in the united states diesel loads and loads of

00:43:47.300 other products plastics and all sorts of things fuel oil the whole thing isn't it bitumen various

00:43:55.620 cuts of the barrel naphtha whatever still the price of crude still hasn't gone through the

00:44:06.420 roof to all-time highs just shy of that hundred dollars all right well there you go all right

00:44:12.260 let's have a look at our

00:44:17.300 sorry what's going on my mouse okay there it is sorry it's back okay let's have a look at our

00:44:24.260 poll today what did we do on our poll over 1100 votes today on our poll um 1150 odd votes we

00:44:32.660 asked you guys oh do you think britain should give away the chagos islands just straight up

00:44:36.980 just simple as that have we ever asked you that one before we must have asked that one before

00:44:41.460 we've been doing the bow show now or breakfast with bow formerly breakfast with bow colloquially

00:44:45.460 the bow show oh do must instruct myself do do the thumbs up on youtube the fan dabby dozy button

00:44:54.420 that's what i'm calling it the wee jimmy cranky fan dabby dozy button do the thumbs up the algo

00:45:00.400 really cares about that youtube really cares about it for some reason okay make sure you're

00:45:05.800 subbed to the channel it'd be crazy not to be wouldn't it at this point and get the bell on

00:45:09.620 get ye olde bell on that doesn't cost you anything you want your phone or your computer to

00:45:15.100 let you know that the bow show is going live don't you on any given day on any given morning

00:45:19.780 okay wake up right

00:45:21.940 okay we asked you guys do you think britain should give away the chagos islands okay

00:45:30.400 the nose have it to the tune of 91 a cool 91 six percent of you say don't care

00:45:38.760 just don't care at all one way or the other won't make any difference

00:45:43.280 You're not projecting your power abroad

00:45:46.160 Into South East Asia or anything are you

00:45:47.960 So I don't care

00:45:48.960 91% of you say no

00:45:52.600 3% say yes

00:45:54.440 Why are you saying yes for why

00:45:58.240 Get out

00:45:59.500 Go on get out

00:46:02.720 You're not welcome here

00:46:04.660 Off you pop

00:46:05.360 Jog on 1.00

00:46:06.360 This isn't the show for you is it 1.00

00:46:08.180 It's obviously not the show for you

00:46:09.400 Don't go though

00:46:09.880 Don't go I didn't mean that

00:46:11.160 I still love you baby

00:46:12.040 We can make this work

00:46:12.860 We can make this

00:46:13.960 I just get scared sometimes

00:46:15.020 Don't go

00:46:15.480 Don't leave me

00:46:16.060 I didn't mean it

00:46:17.260 That was a joke

00:46:17.760 Alright

00:46:20.800 91% say yes

00:46:22.020 If that was a

00:46:22.820 National referendum

00:46:23.920 You'd claim mandate

00:46:24.840 For all time

00:46:25.420 Wouldn't you

00:46:25.700 On the strength of that

00:46:26.420 Alright

00:46:27.780 Shall we do

00:46:28.640 On this day in history

00:46:29.580 It's gone quarter to nine

00:46:31.500 So

00:46:31.940 And I've got to record

00:46:32.660 An epox later today

00:46:33.620 You know

00:46:34.400 Do Lady Jane Grey

00:46:35.280 If you're interested

00:46:35.840 That'll come out

00:46:37.660 In a week or two

00:46:38.380 Oh no

00:46:38.620 This Sunday even

00:46:39.360 Yeah this Sunday

00:46:40.900 You want an hour

00:46:42.840 an hour and a half of me telling you the story in quite extreme detail the nine days some say 13

00:46:49.480 days of lady jane grey the accidental queen in the mid-16th century after edward the sixth and

00:46:59.480 before bloody mary i'm recording that later today so i can't be here all morning let's just go

00:47:05.160 straight into it what happened on this day in history of note down through the centuries nay

00:47:08.600 the millennia let's have a look-see september the 23rd what have we got on this day on september

00:47:13.480 the 23rd in the year 1122 the concordat of worms is agreed between pope calixtus ii and the holy

00:47:20.840 roman emperor uh henry v well that's about the uh what is it it's about the uh investiture

00:47:29.240 uh controversy isn't it basically basically going back almost to charlemagne or before

00:47:35.880 who gets to appoint uh bishops and cardinals and archbishops is it the pope or is it the holy

00:47:41.080 roman emperor yeah who even is not that this was not that this was part of the concordat of worms

00:47:52.920 but who is more powerful who's more important the pope or the king the emperor the holy

00:47:58.360 Roman Emperor in this case, or any king. King of England, King of France, King of Spain.

00:48:04.600 Who sits above who? Kings or Popes? Anyway, this is a bit more specific. And by the 12th century

00:48:12.120 there, the church seems to have the upper hand a bit because the Holy Roman Emperor did concede

00:48:18.120 a whole bunch of his, what he would consider his rights to invest bishops and archbishops and things.

00:48:26.920 so the balance swinging slightly more to rome at that point in time interesting it swung back

00:48:36.640 and forth over the centuries didn't it a lot in the end the reformation of like the

00:48:43.060 16th century and on the power of rome was more and more and more broken

00:48:48.900 okay different world in the 12th century all right what else we got here on this day in 1821

00:48:55.880 the fall of Tripolista, Greek forces massacred 6,000 to 15,000 Muslims and Jewish civilians

00:49:05.160 during the Greek War of Independence. Yeah, it was a very, very brutal war, the Greeks trying to

00:49:09.800 win their independence from the Ottoman Empire, who had kept them under heel for a long time,

00:49:18.680 and the Greeks trying to win back their own country. There you go, quite a bitter war,

00:49:23.400 very bitter war, okay. On this day in 1862, Otto von Bismarck is appointed Prime Minister and

00:49:31.080 Foreign Minister of Prussia by King Wilhelm I. Otto von Bismarck, a fascinating person,

00:49:36.840 absolutely fascinating person. If you want to know about Europe in the second half of the

00:49:41.800 19th century, you have to learn all about Bismarck. In various ways, you could argue,

00:49:47.640 You many have argued that World War I is born out of the ultimately failed foreign policy of Bismarck.

00:49:57.140 It worked well whilst Bismarck himself was in charge of everything.

00:50:01.140 Once Wilhelm II became Kaiser, he got rid of Bismarck.

00:50:07.760 He didn't want to be told what to do by this old man anymore. 0.95

00:50:10.640 Got rid of him.

00:50:12.460 Started conducting foreign policy and diplomacy for himself.

00:50:15.480 And he wasn't as good at it as Bismarck.

00:50:17.640 and the whole edifice came crashing down ultimately

00:50:22.520 bismarck though absolutely fascinating person

00:50:26.280 he'd bully he'd bully wilhelm basically he'd bully him

00:50:30.520 he'd tell him it's got it's my way or the highway you've got to do it my way

00:50:35.080 if you don't i will resign and the whole house of cards will collapse in because

00:50:37.960 you don't know what you're doing and wilhelm the first would give in to him

00:50:41.880 again and again what's over on bismarck would actually throw a tantrum

00:50:46.360 like a diva like throw an ashtray across the room or a lamp and flounce out and threatened to resign

00:50:54.680 wilhelm would come crawling back to him don't go don't go i still love you we can make this work

00:51:01.720 anyway bismarck fascinating person and life okay on this day in 1884 american herman hollerith

00:51:09.240 patents his mechanical tabulating machine beginning in the era of data processing

00:51:14.120 I say I don't know much about that. That's a small, obscure bit of history, isn't it?

00:51:18.120 Never heard of Herman Hollerith or his mechanical tabulating machine.

00:51:24.120 There you go.

00:51:25.120 Alright, on this day, the Little Rock Crisis. 0.93

00:51:28.120 This website, like a wokist, likes to do this stuff.

00:51:32.120 On this day, 1957, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1.00

00:51:37.120 where are you when we need you, Ike?

00:51:40.120 orders US troops to support the integration of nine black students at Little Rock Central High School in Arkansas

00:51:46.060 after a white mob, a mob, forces them to withdraw.

00:51:51.120 Well, we haven't, we hadn't had, the United States hadn't had the sort of LBJ era civil rights. 0.53

00:51:58.540 So, it was segregated. 0.85

00:52:04.400 It's a mob. Okay, it was a mob, right.

00:52:06.360 sure okay on this day in 2018 indian prime minister narenda modi

00:52:13.860 he's been around for a while hasn't he modi already uh he launches modi care

00:52:18.180 a free health care program for 500 million people the world's largest health care initiative

00:52:24.780 oh well done good well if you've got that much money then you don't need you don't need aid

00:52:29.300 you don't need foreign aid from us do you you don't need a penny more in fact if you've got

00:52:33.440 enough money to do that why don't we get aid from you you're a big bigger bigger economy than ours

00:52:38.980 now then aren't you won't we get money from you to help us with our crumbling nhs system no

00:52:45.420 all right that's on this day in history let's have a look at our rumble rants and super chats

00:52:55.460 is global church history going to be in at number one like he is most days super fan of the channel

00:53:00.300 global church history this is real name by the way his christian name is global his surname is

00:53:04.940 history middle name church what's going on with the mouse harry what am i oh there he is okay got

00:53:12.380 it all right there's loads of rumble rants there's loads okay and loads of luke stewart and pig dog

00:53:19.660 loads of my luke stewart and pig dog okay i'm gonna have to whip through i'm gonna have to

00:53:24.700 I can't necessarily do a decent response

00:53:27.260 To each and every one I'm afraid

00:53:28.340 Alright

00:53:30.540 Oh no Global Church isn't in at number one

00:53:33.280 Did he come in too early?

00:53:34.920 That happens often

00:53:35.640 He's too early

00:53:36.780 And it doesn't register

00:53:38.160 So he's not in at number one

00:53:40.480 Alright instead we've got

00:53:45.500 Rick TWGP

00:53:47.160 Who just says

00:53:47.680 Global Church History

00:53:49.080 There's a problem in my account

00:53:50.480 Anyone up for posting?

00:53:54.700 oh wait global church history is rick wgp is that right it's coming up as rick wgp but the

00:54:03.640 thing says global church history there's a problem with my account

00:54:08.500 or has rick wgp twgp posted this on behalf of global church i don't know i don't know

00:54:19.740 maybe that's what's happened there's a problem with global church history's account

00:54:23.320 and rick twgp has been good enough to repost the thing i'm not sure what's going on there but

00:54:28.880 anyway either way we've got a couple of factoids whether they've come from rick or whether they've

00:54:34.800 come from global church history and if they're the same person he's put today in 788 ad that must be 0.95

00:54:42.240 king st elfwald the first of northumbria was martyred by alderman sigger making it his feast 0.95

00:54:51.440 day oh well classic anglo-saxon era do you think behind the paywall on lotus eaters.com 0.98

00:54:58.000 there's a show called bodade's epochs and it's a history thing show no politics just pure history

00:55:05.300 it's behind the paywall you do what you would have to sign up to lotus eaters.com for so it's

00:55:11.500 five pound a month bronze team membership but for five pound a month you get access to all of them

00:55:15.840 and there's hundreds i'm up to over 280 episodes each one is long form every single one is long

00:55:20.580 form so quite literally and without exaggeration hundreds and hundreds of hours of history themed

00:55:25.140 content a giant body of work built up over more than five years you think there i've got all

00:55:32.180 sorts of content multiple multiple episodes all about the anglo-saxon period yeah yeah

00:55:40.660 back in the 8th century when you had various kingdoms wessex mercia northumbria all sorts

00:55:46.420 i'll talk about that yeah check it out okay the next one here is from that's their name that's

00:55:56.540 what this person has called themselves that's their name says on behalf of uh gch global church

00:56:03.500 history esquire on this day in history in 1459 the outnumbered yorkists defeat the lancastrians

00:56:10.540 at blair heath in staffordshire i think i've got long-form content all about the wars of the roses

00:56:15.080 yeah the house of lancaster versus the house of york for the crown the back and forth the crazy

00:56:22.160 back and forth of that the ding dong back and forth between the supporters of the mad possibly

00:56:27.840 quite possibly mad henry vi and his antagonist edward iv yep it's all there the next one's from

00:56:38.780 that's their name again who says all right geez yeah you all right geezer you all right

00:56:45.900 i chucked the link for next weekend's event in the rumble comments for yesterday's stream

00:56:50.300 just in case anyone of the glorious band fancy coming along

00:56:56.700 pardon me um okay great thanks for that thanks for that is that the basket weavers thing

00:57:01.980 was that what that was okay great hope to see some people there then i'll try and get there i will do

00:57:08.780 Apologies, a bit of a frog in the throat

00:57:14.120 Alright

00:57:14.700 Gotta keep whipping through these

00:57:17.040 Okay, next one

00:57:18.060 Sorry to have to cough

00:57:24.020 If anyone's just listening to the audio of that

00:57:25.380 I'm just coughing in your ear roll

00:57:27.200 Apologies for that

00:57:29.200 Okay, Pinkdog5150 says

00:57:32.060 Piers Morgan should be ignored

00:57:33.860 Yeah, good advice

00:57:34.820 Why do people like Tim Pool

00:57:37.580 Go on his show

00:57:38.640 And give him any attention

00:57:39.820 Piers is a grifter

00:57:41.860 Jerry Springer of media 1.00

00:57:45.140 Total scum 1.00

00:57:46.440 Yeah well yeah 1.00

00:57:52.900 Bodade approves this message

00:57:55.040 Yeah

00:57:55.860 Tim Paul

00:57:57.280 Why do you go on Piers Morgan

00:57:58.340 Is it just for clicks

00:57:59.180 Tim

00:57:59.500 Why'd you do that 0.99

00:58:00.560 You know Piers Morgan is a dick 0.99

00:58:02.960 Right 0.99

00:58:03.260 Why are you going on his show

00:58:04.300 Fair question

00:58:05.320 It's a fair question

00:58:06.420 from pig dog 5150 it's a legit question why are you doing that just for the clicks is it i guess

00:58:12.080 so all right tom rat 247 says i'm just confused why they don't why they don't just sell it to

00:58:20.200 the americans oh why what why the brits don't just sell diego garcia entirely to the americans yeah

00:58:26.240 why yeah why not if they want rid of it so bad why not do that yeah i remember senator kennedy

00:58:32.600 the modern senator kennedy saying that like a couple of years ago more than a couple of years

00:58:39.340 ago saying look if you want to get rid of it don't sell it to mauritius and then by proxy china

00:58:43.980 or india our strategic enemy sell it to the united states the united states has got money haven't

00:58:50.280 they or they don't mind going further into debt they're already in debt between 40 trillion dollars

00:58:56.740 a couple of billion more won't make much odds to them sell it to them yeah why not

00:59:01.140 again another perfectly valid question yeah why why is the british government trying to give it

00:59:06.400 away to our enemies and the enemies strategic enemies of the united states why doesn't make 0.72

00:59:11.900 sense does it really okay unless they're compromised by the chinese then it would 0.84

00:59:17.320 make sense wouldn't it if the labor party was compromised by the chinese communist party

00:59:22.580 that would make sense wouldn't it okay pigdog5150 again says uh tom cruise another man that needs 0.68

00:59:31.780 to be ignored i hate his face as much as i hate piers morgan's ugly mug jurassic park quote i 0.97

00:59:37.880 really hate that man and that's dicky attenborough isn't it i really hate that man 0.94

00:59:42.480 i'll just say the michael crichton original novel of jurassic park is excellent

00:59:49.360 it's a great novel in fact you can get it for free unabridged on youtube the audiobook

00:59:55.200 check it out okay st luke 91 luke street luke stewart says g'day beau oh yeah g'day mate how

01:00:04.720 good there's g'day beau and everyone maybe the reason tom cruise stays young is that scientology

01:00:11.780 actually have alien tech or something laughing smiling face yes it's scientology is it

01:00:17.660 If you read Dianetics enough

01:00:20.620 You stay young 0.97

01:00:22.540 Okay

01:00:25.480 Next one's from Luke again

01:00:27.780 He says

01:00:28.040 You know if the attackers were white

01:00:30.400 And or Christian

01:00:31.640 They'd be talking about it non-stop

01:00:34.380 About the people

01:00:35.120 And how we need to have a long look 0.98

01:00:37.020 At white British

01:00:37.880 Ourselves and our culture

01:00:39.680 What that

01:00:40.520 That 13 year old boy

01:00:42.560 Stabbing up that 13 year old girl 0.82

01:00:44.020 For rejecting him 0.99

01:00:44.780 Yeah you're right

01:00:45.560 Yeah of course they would

01:00:46.660 Yeah of course they would

01:00:47.640 yeah when it's our enemies they sweep it under the carpet and downplay it and try and memory 0.51

01:00:55.040 hold it as quickly as possible if it's a white person does something wrong it's

01:00:59.240 shouted from the rooftops okay next one is also luke you say every time you go you about the 0.97

01:01:06.680 guardian i keep thinking of that meme of the muslim guy going brother you i don't know that

01:01:12.860 meme i'm afraid sorry i don't know that meme is that gloat is that viral and everyone knows what

01:01:17.140 it is i don't sorry okay next one is luke again he says on a side note it's been interesting

01:01:22.100 looking at facebook i'm not on facebook i got chucked off facebook ages ago before i even

01:01:26.080 worked for lotus leaders or anything i was chucked off for facebook not going back not interested

01:01:31.320 boomer book more like a boomer mum book for gossiping about what's going on in on their

01:01:40.220 street and being catty about celebrities book because a side note it's been interesting looking

01:01:47.460 at facebook a lot of people have been commenting that they'd rather go that they'd rather go to

01:01:54.780 nothing wrong with war okay it must be typo or something there you've put but they'd rather go

01:02:00.700 to nothing wrong with war against the government if they're forced to sign up okay i get the general

01:02:06.560 gist of what you're saying there okay yeah yeah i think of our own government as more of a threat

01:02:13.200 to us than the russian one they're doing more damage to us to us than the russian government

01:02:21.440 has done aren't they damaging us and destroying us and putting us in real danger a real world 1.00

01:02:28.880 real life danger in real time flooding us our communities with foreign rapists and murders 0.57

01:02:36.160 murderers the kremlin's not doing that are they westminster's doing that yeah

01:02:45.040 okay 14 barber says morning mate all right yeah i'm all right thanks you're all right

01:02:50.080 you say i'm sick to the back teeth of people like reese mogg telling us we don't exist

01:02:58.000 they all need sending to london to live without ivory towers for years

01:03:01.840 Or to the Tower

01:03:04.720 The Tower of London

01:03:05.460 Pass them through Traitor's Gate

01:03:08.760 And into the Tower

01:03:10.040 Is Rhys Mogg still going?

01:03:12.360 I haven't paid attention to him in the last

01:03:13.880 I haven't seen anything on Twitter from him

01:03:16.400 In the last couple of days

01:03:18.400 I retweeted him the other day

01:03:21.220 But

01:03:21.440 Is he still going?

01:03:23.620 We don't exist

01:03:24.600 Rhys Mogg is a revolting individual, isn't he?

01:03:29.600 Absolute 0.89

01:03:30.120 Like

01:03:30.380 Equal parts obnoxious and evil

01:03:33.580 Classic, almost a cliched evil

01:03:37.400 Toph, isn't it?

01:03:40.360 Anything to undermine 1.00

01:03:41.920 Poor people, working class people 1.00

01:03:44.220 Is loathing for us 1.00

01:03:46.300 Is palpable, isn't it? 1.00

01:03:48.720 Scumbag

01:03:49.360 Alright, the next two are Luke again

01:03:51.520 You say

01:03:52.220 It's been interesting

01:03:54.300 Looking at this anti-AI account

01:03:57.580 Dank did a video just recently

01:04:00.080 where it looks like it might be being faked by the ai companies to try and take a competition

01:04:06.600 try and take a competition or do other things okay i haven't seen this dank video i'll check

01:04:12.620 it out i do like dank stuff count dankler i do like his videos his mad lad stuff i'll find that

01:04:17.960 and i'll check that out and i'll watch it okay luke again says bo the easiest way to tell if

01:04:23.340 the person is not white is if they give you his name and they don't give you the name you know

01:04:28.160 it's not white yeah it's very often an indication isn't it i mean also it's a child i think he's

01:04:32.900 only 12 or 13 so it regardless of their age they don't usually release their name do they 0.96

01:04:38.000 but still usually absolutely that's a good rule of thumb isn't it yeah okay next one is pig dogs 0.96

01:04:43.500 again says bake off full stop woke globalist subversive degenerate slop and then a bunch of 0.71

01:04:52.300 laughing emojis laughing and crying emojis i'm in a great mood today oh good re-watching the chat

01:04:59.520 with metatron too much info for one go looking forward to the next oh sorry watching that chat

01:05:08.160 with metatron oh yeah so a few weeks ago i had a chat with metatron do you know metatron really

01:05:12.900 really great history youtuber guy we had a chat all about in fact it was a freemium so you don't

01:05:18.800 have to pay your five pound a month prostitute membership you can just get it for free go off

01:05:21.740 to lowseas.com there's a whole long form bit of content it's well over an hour is it like more

01:05:26.800 like an hour and 40 minutes or something me and metatron sitting there talking about the history

01:05:31.240 of sicily specifically sicily all the way from pre-history through the athenian expedition

01:05:36.660 magna grecia the greater in the ancient greek classical world the romans the muslim invasions

01:05:45.720 The medieval invasions of the French 0.95

01:05:47.860 The Germans, the Spanish 0.75

01:05:49.800 All the way through

01:05:51.460 Up to World War II

01:05:52.400 Up to it being

01:05:54.760 The island being liberated

01:05:56.480 By Monty and Patton

01:05:58.500 In 1943

01:05:59.480 Yeah, a really long form content

01:06:02.700 All about the history of Sicily

01:06:03.860 Oh, and Metatron is Sicilian 0.82

01:06:06.020 So he knows his stuff

01:06:06.980 It's largely me saying

01:06:08.460 What about this?

01:06:10.040 Me picking his brain largely

01:06:11.280 I know this thing about Sicily

01:06:12.920 Is it right?

01:06:14.720 And tell me more

01:06:15.600 it's that if you're interested in that it's there okay it's got quite good feedback that video people

01:06:21.660 do like it so all right what else have we got here next one from luke says hope everything

01:06:29.680 hope everyone has a good day might go paint some models after dinner and the stream oh yeah because

01:06:36.400 you're in odds so it'd be dinner time right and it's not breakfast time paint some models what

01:06:40.100 40k models i haven't done any painting in years i've said before a bunch of times i was into 40k

01:06:45.540 between the age of about seven or eight and 16 or 17 by the time i was 18 or 19 by the time i was

01:06:53.080 undergrad i'd stop didn't stop doing it but between those years i did loads of painting the figures

01:06:59.920 yeah it's quite satisfying there's something sort of not cathartic some sort of some sort of like

01:07:05.480 soothing about it getting to like a zen state yeah anyway kyle does a lot of it doesn't he

01:07:11.340 kyle benjamin does a lot of painting kyle benjamin right this will sound like just pure sycophancy

01:07:15.320 For the sake of it 0.62

01:07:15.940 Just sucking up to the boss 0.98

01:07:17.020 Now this is a 0.98

01:07:17.800 This is a true statement

01:07:19.200 Carly's really good

01:07:21.600 I've seen him

01:07:23.100 He's bringing a model or two

01:07:23.960 That he's done

01:07:24.360 I'm like

01:07:24.680 You did that

01:07:26.660 You painted that

01:07:28.520 That's like professional

01:07:30.500 That could be in

01:07:31.300 In White Wolf

01:07:32.300 That could be

01:07:34.000 In the

01:07:35.220 The front of a

01:07:36.460 Games Workshop

01:07:37.000 That's really good

01:07:39.520 Credit where it's due

01:07:42.780 Okay

01:07:44.640 And the last Rumble rant here is from Christopher Evans.

01:07:52.160 Christopher Evans.

01:07:53.540 I'm probably not saying that exactly how you want it to be said, but okay.

01:07:56.820 You put, you put, happy to give you money, Bo.

01:07:59.460 Oh, that's kind.

01:08:00.080 That's kind.

01:08:00.820 Appreciate it.

01:08:01.520 All these Rumble rants are Zoom chats.

01:08:02.900 It's very, very kind.

01:08:04.460 Then you put, but what percent does YouTube keep compared to Rumble?

01:08:09.500 Oh, I don't know.

01:08:10.080 Well, okay.

01:08:10.820 Let me finish what you've said.

01:08:11.760 I'm using Rumble here due to its better free speech bona fides

01:08:16.220 What is your personal preference? I don't know exactly, but I believe YouTube takes more

01:08:22.660 I think YouTube take, is it 30%? I think it's something like that, I don't know

01:08:27.420 And I've got no idea how much Rumble takes, none at all

01:08:30.360 In fact, Little Harry, do you know that? Off the top of your head?

01:08:34.660 Oh, okay

01:08:35.220 I'm pretty sure I've heard Rumble takes less, but I don't know how much and I'm not 100% sure if that's true

01:08:39.980 the only thing i know about that whole thing is i think youtube take 30 so rumble rants do rumble

01:08:45.860 rants 30 is pretty steep as well right don't you think i think that's pretty steep

01:08:51.100 it was me if i was i was like the head of youtube i'd feel a bit cheeky doing 10 30

01:09:00.880 30 all right okay let's do uh that was the last rumble rant so let's do now the youtube super

01:09:08.700 chats harry you have to bring that up on my screen for you if you wouldn't mind can you engage make

01:09:12.100 it so there it is okay great all right there's a few of these as well 20 or so okay let's start 1.00

01:09:18.860 getting through them belgians are evil trust me that's their name belgians are evil trust me the 1.00

01:09:23.100 first three are all him he says yesterday a guy called that's their name super chatted you 1.00

01:09:30.300 more proof i am the cultural zeitgeist of lotus eaters belgians frisians and female flatulence

01:09:37.140 questions 1.00

01:09:37.740 okay

01:09:41.160 there's a few in jokes there

01:09:42.860 okay the next one

01:09:45.320 again from Belgium

01:09:46.900 says request

01:09:48.140 for a full month at least

01:09:51.140 please have a framed photo

01:09:52.740 of Southport Martyr Peter Lynch

01:09:55.280 on desk right next to you

01:09:57.020 he deserves our love and memory

01:09:58.780 well I'm not going to do that because that

01:10:01.100 would set a weird precedent that I'd have to

01:10:03.100 do things that people request like that but

01:10:08.100 but yeah deserves our love and memory okay next one please hold up photo of peter every

01:10:15.540 day for a few seconds and remind all audience why we fight peter was effectively murdered

01:10:20.580 for not wanting his nation destroyed yeah again i'm not going to do that but

01:10:24.340 yeah i'll mention him from time to time like i mentioned um like wayne broadhurst or something

01:10:31.220 or rihanna white there's a whole number of these people aren't there a whole number of them

01:10:35.220 a whole number of them

01:10:37.540 should talk about them more

01:10:40.780 should talk about them more

01:10:42.280 okay next one

01:10:43.720 Mr Gently Benevolent says

01:10:44.920 geography teacher costume today Uncle Bo

01:10:46.920 yeah

01:10:47.140 Uncle Bo's is in geography teacher mode

01:10:52.060 I haven't actually got leather pads on the elbows

01:10:54.200 but um

01:10:57.000 I quite like this blazer

01:10:59.940 he's a bit geography teacher though isn't it

01:11:03.300 okay

01:11:03.760 Tatum says

01:11:05.040 Bo Bo 0.83

01:11:05.840 Capital letters 0.75

01:11:07.940 Exclamation marks

01:11:08.840 Bo Bo

01:11:09.680 The US is more open

01:11:11.400 To an oil crisis

01:11:12.220 Than you think

01:11:12.840 You're an exporter

01:11:16.640 I'm sorry

01:11:18.480 We're

01:11:19.600 I just completely misread that

01:11:20.680 We're an exporter

01:11:21.740 You're an American

01:11:22.280 I take it 0.56

01:11:22.900 We're an exporter

01:11:24.660 But that means

01:11:25.460 We sell to every bidder

01:11:27.240 Not ourselves first

01:11:28.800 That's a good point

01:11:31.040 That's a good point

01:11:31.760 Yeah

01:11:31.920 The fact that you

01:11:32.900 Are a net exporter

01:11:34.260 doesn't necessarily mean you've got, doesn't necessarily mean you've got giant national

01:11:40.320 domestic reserves. But I think the United States has, though. Having said that, I think

01:11:45.200 they have, though. That doesn't really explain why diesel is at an all-time high, though,

01:11:49.440 does it? I mean, you're right, ultimately, Tatum, again. Why is diesel so expensive

01:11:56.620 in the United States right now? A myriad of factors. Okay, Belgians are evil, trust

01:12:02.020 me again says natural businessman because burnham sold uk to india yeah stew sutton 1977 says andy 0.93

01:12:11.900 burnham was mentioned by amon holmes another in joke there about amon holmes from this channel

01:12:16.440 if anyone watches breakfast with bow the bow show i've noticed over the last few days in fact

01:12:20.140 yesterday loads more viewers than normal or quite a few more viewers than normal so some might not

01:12:24.700 know about the amon holmes in joke i once talked about hugh edwards ages ago now what six months

01:12:31.420 ago I was talking about the crimes the sex crimes of Hugh Edwards but I was saying Eamon Holmes I

01:12:38.740 just totally got it wrong terrible error complete blooper on my part I was effectively accusing

01:12:43.900 Eamon Holmes of the crimes of Hugh Edwards and didn't realise until the end of the show

01:12:47.760 as soon as at the end of the show it became clear I was made aware did a retraction on the comments

01:12:54.020 and on Twitter ever since now on this show it's an in joke that Eamon poor Eamon Holmes get well

01:13:00.540 soon, sir. Poor Eamon Holmes, completely innocent, as far as we know. Eamon Holmes gets accused

01:13:06.200 of crimes he absolutely did not commit. Even things that happened centuries ago. There's

01:13:11.940 an in-joke now, that Eamon Holmes. Poor Eamon Holmes. He's not in a good place, I don't

01:13:16.800 think, in his health. In all seriousness, get well seen, Eamon. Okay, those are the

01:13:25.580 Eamon Holmes in jokes on this show. Tatum says, Trump just says, just says S. The swear

01:13:33.960 word beginning with S. Just says, Trump just says S. He's not smart. It's inane. Yeah. 0.99

01:13:46.000 I think Trump's take on AI is wrong. Fundamentally, profoundly wrong. I do think that. I do think

01:13:54.200 that okay next one is belgians we will trust me again he says b-2s aircraft or eamon holmes

01:13:59.600 famous missile another eamon holmes joke there okay mq sss says please don't uh get a hair

01:14:04.940 transplant in turkey during your vacation don't worry i'm not gonna do that got no intention of

01:14:08.840 doing any such thing i'm going to italy as well not turkey okay which isn't long by the way it's

01:14:13.720 all booked in by the way just let you know an update on my holiday it's or in october mid

01:14:18.360 october the week beginning the 12th of october through to the 16th of october those five days

01:14:22.920 Other Lotus Eaters presenters

01:14:25.360 Are going to do a day each

01:14:26.480 You're going to get Big Harry

01:14:28.080 Not necessarily in this order

01:14:29.480 Big Harry

01:14:30.260 Stelios

01:14:32.400 Luca

01:14:33.240 Dan Tubb

01:14:35.620 Big Danny T

01:14:36.260 And Carl

01:14:37.460 Mr. Carl Benjamin himself

01:14:38.560 They're all going to do a day each

01:14:40.180 On that week

01:14:41.100 While I'm on holiday in Italy

01:14:42.240 So

01:14:44.200 That week will just be

01:14:45.340 A completely different week

01:14:46.060 The 12th to the 16th of October

01:14:48.660 There you go

01:14:49.480 Alright

01:14:50.220 I'm not going to Turkey

01:14:51.380 And certainly not getting

01:14:52.300 hair transplant it's too late for that now though you can do a little strip but you can't do the

01:14:57.460 whole top of your head can you i don't even know i've got no intention of doing that okay next one

01:15:01.800 mr gently benevolent says please do get a hair transplant on your holiday but make sure you

01:15:07.940 come back with a full-on afro well in all seriousness i have got a giant blonde afro under

01:15:15.200 this bald wig this is a bald cap and underneath i've got a bushy bushy blonde hairdo

01:15:22.300 giant blonde fro

01:15:24.240 okay 1.00

01:15:25.620 next one Tatum again says

01:15:28.620 I'm so tired of people pretending the US

01:15:31.060 can just win the war

01:15:32.160 if we go berserker mode

01:15:34.060 we lost

01:15:35.220 we ran

01:15:36.820 we left bases

01:15:39.380 we invade and we will lose worse 0.68

01:15:42.580 or like the war with Iran I suppose you're saying 0.97

01:15:46.900 okay

01:15:49.180 I mean

01:15:49.820 Okay

01:15:50.700 Next one is also Tatum

01:15:52.660 Who says

01:15:52.940 If the CCP ruled the UK

01:15:55.360 They'd stop the boats

01:15:56.640 With MG nets

01:15:58.920 I don't know what MG nets are

01:16:00.160 But you're saying they'd stop the boats 1.00

01:16:01.380 They'd want as many Brits as possible 1.00

01:16:04.700 For high taxes 1.00

01:16:05.920 And lawful behaviour

01:16:07.620 It's an empire maxing LARP

01:16:10.440 Empire marksing LARP

01:16:13.200 LARPing

01:16:13.840 It's an empire marks LARPing

01:16:17.240 Sorry

01:16:17.580 Marks LARPing

01:16:20.080 I've not heard that before

01:16:21.120 Okay

01:16:24.240 Okay, interesting points

01:16:26.280 Interesting points

01:16:27.020 May well be correct

01:16:29.260 What's this name?

01:16:33.160 One really long word

01:16:34.120 What is it?

01:16:36.480 Albino Bergen Granderson

01:16:39.200 Granderson

01:16:40.440 Anyway, you know who you are

01:16:42.560 I can't

01:16:44.200 It's all one really long word

01:16:46.540 I can't read it

01:16:47.060 But you know who you are

01:16:47.800 You've put

01:16:48.120 You've given a decent amount of money

01:16:51.540 Let me try

01:16:51.920 Albino

01:16:53.800 Burgunderson

01:16:57.460 2078

01:17:00.380 Says

01:17:00.940 Hey Bo

01:17:02.040 Just call me Albin

01:17:05.600 Oh okay

01:17:06.100 I will

01:17:06.720 Okay great

01:17:07.240 That's easy

01:17:07.700 You've already addressed the fact that I couldn't read it properly

01:17:10.220 Albin

01:17:11.120 Alright I'll just call you Albin

01:17:12.220 Cool

01:17:12.560 That works

01:17:13.160 Just call you Albin

01:17:16.240 Last Saturday the 19th of September

01:17:19.780 In 1881

01:17:22.120 President Garfield dies from an infected gunshot wound

01:17:26.620 The second president in the US to be assassinated

01:17:28.840 I think I've talked about that before

01:17:30.240 Garfield, President Garfield being assassinated

01:17:33.320 It's quite a bad death actually

01:17:35.120 He didn't die straight away

01:17:36.520 He didn't die straight away

01:17:38.580 He got infected

01:17:41.100 In fact they think that maybe

01:17:42.320 Because even by 1881

01:17:44.800 A lot of doctors weren't sort of au fait

01:17:46.900 With like the germ theory of disease

01:17:48.520 Apparently they were like poking their fingers

01:17:50.580 Dirty, unwashed fingers into the bullet wound 0.79

01:17:53.620 And tried to get the bullet out

01:17:55.560 And more than one doctor was just fiddling around

01:17:58.520 With the entry wound

01:18:00.060 And it got infected

01:18:01.380 And that's almost certainly what actually killed him

01:18:03.900 Horrible isn't it?

01:18:08.600 Poor Garfield

01:18:09.280 President Garfield

01:18:11.420 I think it was an anarchist wasn't it

01:18:13.720 If memory serves

01:18:14.480 A leftist anarchist

01:18:16.700 Not like a libertarian rightist anarchist

01:18:20.060 A leftist one of course

01:18:20.940 Okay

01:18:22.520 David Tennant 7159 says

01:18:26.860 Stop saying 50 is knocking on a bit

01:18:30.100 I'm 47

01:18:30.740 Well I'm 45 mate

01:18:31.960 I'm 45

01:18:32.680 50 is knocking on a bit

01:18:34.140 I'm not saying it's like decrepit

01:18:35.460 It's over the hill

01:18:36.020 It's all over

01:18:36.640 I'm not saying that

01:18:37.700 I'm 45

01:18:39.500 Okay

01:18:41.060 You're saying

01:18:41.760 Stop saying 50 is knocking on a bit

01:18:43.920 I'm 47 now

01:18:44.900 and got an age concern letter

01:18:46.660 in the post yesterday

01:18:47.640 okay

01:18:52.960 Gen X is still the best

01:18:55.800 did you re-watch Ferris Bueller

01:18:59.120 did I re-watch Ferris Bueller

01:19:01.940 I re-watched a big

01:19:02.880 why have you said that

01:19:04.080 have I mentioned

01:19:04.540 Ferris Bueller recently

01:19:05.940 have I threatened to re-watch it

01:19:07.500 did I threaten to re-watch it

01:19:08.800 the other day

01:19:09.280 when I was talking about

01:19:10.080 Matthew Broderick

01:19:10.680 no not yet

01:19:11.540 although I did watch a chunk

01:19:13.040 of it on YouTube

01:19:13.700 The other day

01:19:15.160 Happened to just find like a big 10 minute chunk of it

01:19:17.840 But I haven't re-watched the whole film

01:19:19.340 Should do though

01:19:21.260 With unconvicted killer

01:19:24.560 Matthew Broderick starring

01:19:26.020 In it

01:19:27.600 Oh yeah he killed two people in Ireland

01:19:31.100 Yeah yeah he crashed his car head on into

01:19:32.880 Another car with an old lady in it

01:19:35.120 And her grown up daughter and they both died

01:19:36.620 And then he fled the country

01:19:37.500 Yeah that's Matthew Broderick, unconvicted killer

01:19:39.460 Okay, not murderer

01:19:41.460 He didn't set out that morning to murder them

01:19:43.700 but he did cause their death.

01:19:45.920 Okay, James Pevenhall says,

01:19:47.900 History Bro, anarchy in the UK.

01:19:50.780 Didn't mention Randall of Chester.

01:19:53.580 He married Mould of Gloucestershire,

01:19:55.500 Henry I's granddaughter,

01:19:57.760 Robert Fitzroy's girls.

01:20:00.160 Randall is direct father line,

01:20:02.680 22nd great-grandfather, Boo.

01:20:05.580 I didn't mention him in my video on my own channel,

01:20:08.160 History Bro,

01:20:09.380 because I've got my epoch show on LotusEaters.com,

01:20:12.220 but I've also got my own channel,

01:20:13.340 my whole own channel history bro check that there's no paywall on that as well everything's

01:20:18.220 free on there head over there again that's history bro do subscribe got a long form video there about

01:20:25.580 the anarchy the anarchy of the 12th century the empress matilda versus stephen of blois

01:20:31.980 for the throne which ends in henry ii plantagenet becoming the king

01:20:39.580 but in that video even though it was long form it's over an hour and a half isn't it

01:20:43.340 I didn't mention

01:20:45.200 Randall of Chester

01:20:46.120 sorry

01:20:46.940 sorry

01:20:48.520 even given an hour

01:20:49.580 and a half or more

01:20:50.280 you can't cover it all

01:20:51.480 it's a big bit of history

01:20:53.640 what is it

01:20:54.080 20 odd years long

01:20:55.500 chunk of history there

01:20:56.560 okay

01:20:57.540 last couple here

01:20:58.740 Kiefer Brown

01:20:59.520 1337 says

01:21:00.800 in her 67th year

01:21:02.940 Lawson is still

01:21:04.160 very much a wood

01:21:05.120 is she 67?

01:21:07.520 is Nigella Lawson

01:21:08.380 67?

01:21:09.160 Harry

01:21:09.440 you've got to

01:21:10.000 google that for me

01:21:10.580 real quick 1.00

01:21:13.340 She can't be... 1.00

01:21:13.980 Well, she could be.

01:21:15.200 I was going to say, she can't be 67.

01:21:16.700 She might be.

01:21:17.900 I didn't think she was that old.

01:21:20.080 If she's that old, she's in remarkably good nick.

01:21:25.460 Yeah, she's 66.

01:21:27.320 She's 66.

01:21:28.920 She's in her 67th year.

01:21:32.100 Well, well, well.

01:21:34.260 Well, well, well.

01:21:37.540 Remarkable. 1.00

01:21:38.100 She's got Tom Cruise syndrome.

01:21:41.420 Just not aging. 0.95

01:21:43.340 nigella lawson suffers from an acute case of tom cruise syndrome okay and the last one here

01:21:51.020 luke stewart he's on rumble rants and super chats luke stewart he's all over the shop in a good way

01:21:56.660 he says yeah i paint 40k i post a few photos on of them on benjamin's discord carl benjamin's

01:22:04.840 discord i guess the orb you've just put the orb in inverted commas should jump on and see what

01:22:11.120 everyone else paints. Oh, is that me? Like Roy Orbison, the Orb. Is that what you mean?

01:22:20.360 Yeah, I could do that. I could spend a moment or two, a minute or two to jump on and see that.

01:22:24.300 Still mildly interested in 40k, mildly. I haven't got an army. I don't own an army. I've got no

01:22:29.140 intention of buying one or having a battle or anything. But I'll look at the figures. I'm

01:22:33.440 happy to just look at the figures. Yeah, well done. That's good painting. Sounds really

01:22:37.940 condescending I didn't mean it that way yeah I would I'll happily happily do all right that's

01:22:41.520 the last one okay that's the show it's now 22 minutes past nine one more's just ticked in

01:22:45.240 one more's just ticked in may as well read it from Kiefer Brown 1337 says Tim Westwood turns

01:22:50.600 70 next year by the way feel old yet Tim Westwood is a septuagenarian feel old yet yeah I do that

01:23:00.120 does make me feel old yeah okay that is the show gotta stop there 23 minutes past nine in the am

01:23:06.020 British summertime on Wednesday 23rd of September in the year of our law 2026 thank you for joining

01:23:11.100 me really can't express that with enough sincerity without you guys it's nothing it's really nothing

01:23:16.280 thank you my band of brothers and sisters the glorious band the chosen few

01:23:22.700 thank you all right then do join me tomorrow morning if you can right and early bright-eyed

01:23:30.800 and bushy-tailed try and make the best of the day ahead carpe diem sees the day you'll only have it

01:23:35.760 once. Once this day in history has been and gone, it's gone forever. You can never get it back.

01:23:40.340 It's a harsh reality, isn't it? You've got a finite number of days on this earth and once

01:23:44.160 they're gone, they're gone. You can never turn back time. The most valuable thing you will ever

01:23:49.180 have is your time. Far more valuable than gold or silver or gemstones or cars or houses. Can't

01:23:54.260 take any of that with you, can you? In the final reckoning. It's of no actual value in the final

01:23:58.380 reckoning. Your time is though. Your time's valuable. Try and make it count if you can.

01:24:03.860 I'm not going to get too preachy about it.

01:24:05.140 You do you.

01:24:05.800 Until tomorrow morning then, guys.

01:24:07.780 Take care.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 23, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 23rd September 2026

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