The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 2nd September 2026

00:00:00.000 are you all right

00:00:05.120 i hope you are sincerely hope you are it is now eight in the a.m. british summertime

00:00:13.240 on wednesday wednesday the second is it wednesday yes wednesday wednesday the second of september

00:00:20.420 in the available to 2026 thank you for joining me without you it isn't a thing

00:00:25.420 Pardon me

00:00:27.360 As always, nearly always, I'm joined by my producer Little Harry

00:00:30.560 How are you this morning, sir?

00:00:32.140 Morning, I'm all good

00:00:33.020 Okay, great

00:00:34.180 That's enough faffing about

00:00:37.740 Let's just get straight into it this morning

00:00:39.380 Let's just jump straight into it

00:00:41.240 What have we got?

00:00:42.400 Okay, so Parliament opened yesterday

00:00:44.380 Harry, do you mind coming in and make sure the camera's in focus for me, please?

00:00:50.920 We've got Brexit and Thatcher to blame 1.00

00:00:54.960 Parliament started 1.00

00:00:59.880 Yesterday

00:01:02.620 And Andy Burnham had his first

00:01:04.600 Go at the dispatch box as PM

00:01:06.880 And he came out with all the same things

00:01:09.240 He's been saying for a while now really

00:01:10.640 Which is Brexit and Thatcher was to blame

00:01:13.560 Is to blame 0.83

00:01:14.760 For more or less everything that's going on

00:01:17.880 Kemi Badrenok immediately said

00:01:21.320 It is 2026 though

00:01:25.840 are you you sure you sure about that she didn't actually do that but it was like really

00:01:32.480 i mean a lot has happened a lot has happened since what 1990 was it 1991 1990 right at the

00:01:40.800 end of 1990 was it thatcher was queued out of power by john major so long time ago now

00:01:48.080 okay and hottest summer ever they've decided it's the hottest summer ever more than 76 was

00:01:53.840 Is it hotter than 76?

00:01:57.100 Is the winter colder than 47?

00:02:01.000 Is the summer hotter than 76?

00:02:03.140 Although just yesterday, and they say there's another heatwave on the way,

00:02:05.860 but just yesterday, so sort of schizophrenic,

00:02:08.640 just yesterday in the papers there was all sorts of weather warnings about raining and flooding.

00:02:16.380 All right, let's get into it.

00:02:18.340 The Guardian, oh, first thing in the morning, oh, Guardian, straight off the bat.

00:02:23.840 Really

00:02:27.520 You're going to keep doing this are we

00:02:30.140 The Guardian

00:02:30.560 Stop it

00:02:34.160 Okay The Guardian

00:02:35.880 Oh I know it's only the banner

00:02:38.300 It's not a real headline but

00:02:39.680 Francis Fukuyama on the return of history

00:02:42.600 We're living in weird time

00:02:44.100 Don't talk to me Francis Fukuyama

00:02:45.740 You're not any sort of 0.88

00:02:48.380 Mind

00:02:51.160 really, when it comes to politics

00:02:53.920 who's he?

00:02:55.980 Some young people might not know

00:02:57.200 he was the guy that said

00:02:59.020 we've come to the end of history

00:03:00.280 like in the 90s

00:03:01.340 didn't mean quite literally

00:03:02.860 like nothing's ever going to happen again

00:03:04.360 not that sort of thing

00:03:05.200 but he thought that

00:03:06.940 the great tension between

00:03:10.880 different types of ideology

00:03:12.200 like that between capitalism

00:03:14.640 and communism in the Cold War

00:03:16.340 for example

00:03:17.240 the tension between serfs and monarchs

00:03:20.680 or something all of that had come to an end now the western liberal democracies had won

00:03:28.200 that battle in the whole world for all time going forward

00:03:32.220 the end of the cold war western liberal democracies had won and the whole world would

00:03:39.620 very shortly be entirely on the western liberal democracy style and that was it

00:03:46.840 And in that sense

00:03:47.960 History had come to an end

00:03:49.940 Of course he was entirely wrong wasn't he

00:03:53.640 Entirely wrong 1.00

00:03:55.020 What a stupid thing to say 1.00

00:03:57.000 You don't know what you're talking about 1.00

00:03:58.680 You know when you make a prediction

00:03:59.800 A massive sweeping prediction

00:04:01.600 Like that

00:04:02.540 And it's just entirely wrong

00:04:03.920 It's like why would anyone take you seriously

00:04:05.360 Going forward again

00:04:06.660 And then he tried to backtrack it

00:04:09.740 In the years after that

00:04:11.000 When it became clear that was

00:04:12.720 Just incorrect

00:04:14.200 Tried to walk it back

00:04:15.500 Oh no, that's not exactly what I meant

00:04:17.020 What I really meant was

00:04:18.820 I think that

00:04:20.140 We know what you mean

00:04:21.220 We know

00:04:22.060 It's quite clear what you're talking about

00:04:23.720 Now he's talking about

00:04:26.040 We live in a weird time 0.99

00:04:26.880 Shut up, Francis 0.99

00:04:27.960 Completely discredited herself 1.00

00:04:31.880 A long time ago

00:04:33.760 The end of history

00:04:36.240 History is the one who knocks

00:04:39.460 History will let us know when it's done

00:04:42.860 And it never will be, of course

00:04:45.500 The end of history 0.96

00:04:47.140 What a ridiculous thing to have said 0.93

00:04:48.620 Even in a limited sense 0.98

00:04:51.540 Alright, here we go, look

00:04:52.980 There's no Stern and Burnham

00:04:54.100 There's King Bumham, the first of his name

00:04:56.840 In Parliament, at the dispatch box

00:04:58.880 On the government side

00:05:00.680 Okay

00:05:01.900 Trying to be a serious statesman

00:05:03.860 Pretending he's not some sort of 1.00

00:05:06.140 Idiot, student activist type 1.00

00:05:08.180 Pinko, weirdo, chip on his shoulder 1.00

00:05:12.700 Northern idiot 1.00

00:05:14.020 He's northern, did you know? 1.00

00:05:16.500 Has he ever said it?

00:05:17.220 Has he ever mentioned?

00:05:18.900 Has he ever mentioned that?

00:05:20.520 Not many people know Andy Burnham's from the north

00:05:22.760 Yeah, he doesn't talk about it much

00:05:26.100 Brexit and Thatcher to blame for UK's era of low growth

00:05:31.240 Says PM

00:05:32.140 I mean, I wouldn't deny

00:05:35.360 I don't deny 0.98

00:05:36.280 That some things Thatcher did

00:05:39.140 Were bad

00:05:40.440 I've got mixed feelings about Thatcher

00:05:43.500 on the right we're on the right here aren't we on the right some people really lionize stature

00:05:50.460 some people some people on the right think she was great really great someone like for example

00:05:56.380 Andrew Rosendale the MP for Rumpford who was a conservative party MP for years and years and

00:06:05.580 has now defected to reform for example he thinks she's brilliant really brilliant like more statues

00:06:13.100 should go up to her when she died it was something to quite literally cry about and um and everything

00:06:19.340 she did was brilliant she didn't do anything wrong lots of people on the right think mrs thatcher

00:06:24.620 was great mainly because loads of leftists and unionists and marxists and stuff hate her

00:06:31.740 really hate her or like like andy burnham to this day hate her and blame her for everything

00:06:36.780 so many on the right are the opposite they're like no she's brilliant then oh actually she's

00:06:39.980 Let's be honest

00:06:41.580 Try to be honest

00:06:43.600 Try to be objective

00:06:44.480 You can't really be objective

00:06:46.080 That's impossible

00:06:47.620 The study of history and historiography shows

00:06:50.280 That

00:06:51.260 You can't be

00:06:54.020 It's impossible to be entirely 100%

00:06:55.940 Truly objective, value free

00:06:57.700 It's not really possible

00:06:58.560 Let's try and be reasonable about

00:07:00.940 The memory and legacy of Mrs Thatcher

00:07:03.140 She did some good things and some bad things didn't she

00:07:05.240 She stole the milk from the children 0.99

00:07:07.220 Young people won't get that one

00:07:09.960 There used to be free milk for all kiddies in the school

00:07:13.040 And she stopped that

00:07:14.700 She did some good things, she did some bad things 0.95

00:07:19.020 She took on the unions, particularly coal unions

00:07:22.540 Who had been infiltrated and subverted and perverted by actual Marxists

00:07:27.060 Like Arthur Scargill

00:07:30.280 She did some good things

00:07:31.640 On the economy there was a boom under the 80s

00:07:35.740 Whether that was necessarily her

00:07:37.480 Whether she took some economic policies

00:07:39.780 From Enoch Powell of all things

00:07:41.180 Monetism

00:07:42.560 Long story short

00:07:43.940 We can't go on and on about Thatcher here

00:07:45.260 But she did some good things 0.91

00:07:46.420 And some bad things 1.00

00:07:47.120 A lot of industrial

00:07:48.760 The industrialisation of the Midlands

00:07:50.600 And the North

00:07:51.160 Declined much further

00:07:52.220 Much quicker under her

00:07:53.300 It's not necessarily her fault exactly

00:07:56.700 Well you can argue about that

00:07:58.640 People can and do argue all about that

00:08:00.180 You know whether it was a trend

00:08:01.620 That was already happening

00:08:02.300 A trend that had been locked in since

00:08:03.660 Before World War II even

00:08:06.020 Whether she exasperated

00:08:09.160 Her policies exasperated

00:08:10.460 Made it quicker worse 0.99

00:08:11.500 People can talk about that

00:08:13.140 And argue about that 0.74

00:08:14.160 Mrs. Secretary did some good things 1.00

00:08:16.020 And some bad things of course 1.00

00:08:16.980 Like nearly all of them

00:08:18.040 Like nearly all of them

00:08:19.540 Well

00:08:24.420 Andy Burnham's

00:08:26.880 Putting the blame

00:08:27.900 Squarely at her door now

00:08:29.800 Don't you think

00:08:31.580 Okay

00:08:33.020 You can blame her for

00:08:34.260 A number of things

00:08:34.860 That are wrong in this country now

00:08:36.000 you can do that but aren't there other things as well you don't put any blame

00:08:41.760 at the door of Tony Blair for example or David Cameron or Boris Johnson you're

00:08:49.080 not going to talk about Blair we'll talk about Thatcher but not Blair hmm

00:08:55.560 it's entirely politically motivated entirely

00:09:02.400 And Brexit, as for Brexit, well of course the leftists can't stop banging on about that.

00:09:10.600 If Brexit had been done properly, and been lent into, and been leveraged to make the most of it, the best of it,

00:09:22.260 it could have been, should have been way better for our economy than it's been.

00:09:26.060 I mean look, the sub-headline is, economy took 6% hit from leaving EU.

00:09:31.440 One, I'd question those figures.

00:09:33.160 And two, yeah, because the state, the government, the executive and the civil service

00:09:38.960 dragged their feet for years and still haven't really properly done it.

00:09:42.800 Not really, not properly.

00:09:45.540 Plus, it takes quite a few years, quite a few years to get trade deals in place with other countries.

00:09:53.020 Again, it's student activist talk.

00:09:56.400 Brexit and Thatcher.

00:09:57.680 I'd be embarrassed to go up there

00:10:00.820 And moan about Thatcher

00:10:01.980 Even if I really thought it was true

00:10:04.000 Like it'd be like

00:10:06.860 Someone like me going up there

00:10:08.220 And moaning about Harold Wilson

00:10:09.940 Up there start really moaning

00:10:13.340 About Clement Attlee

00:10:14.360 Is Ramsay MacDonald's the problem?

00:10:19.120 I become Prime Minister

00:10:20.020 We've got to blame Ramsay MacDonald

00:10:22.220 I mean, and you can

00:10:29.100 There's an argument to say

00:10:29.980 You can blame things on like

00:10:31.620 Clement Attlee

00:10:32.700 Or Harold Wilson

00:10:34.320 But

00:10:34.920 Is that really

00:10:36.240 Is that really worth it in 2026?

00:10:41.400 Do you want to focus more on

00:10:42.800 Well, anyway, you get it

00:10:44.200 Thatcher

00:10:45.240 Really?

00:10:46.840 Thatcher

00:10:47.080 I think I said it before

00:10:48.520 It seems to me he was ready

00:10:50.060 Because he's a little bit older than me, I think

00:10:52.220 5, 10 years, maybe as much as 15 years, 5, 10 years older than me.

00:10:56.940 So he would have been raised, because I was a little kid when Thatcher was,

00:11:00.400 so he would have been like an older kid or a teenager maybe,

00:11:04.300 when Thatcher was Prime Minister.

00:11:07.760 And it feels like to me, it just feels like,

00:11:11.460 that when he was forming his view of the world,

00:11:14.660 when he was forming his politics, which we all do,

00:11:17.200 even in childhood, when we're teenagers,

00:11:19.420 informed by what we're told when we're teenagers many of us later in life flip on that don't we

00:11:25.540 it's a classic thing isn't it almost a cliche you start off as a lefty bit of a lefty bit of a red

00:11:31.540 when you're young and as you get older you realize how the world really works you have to start

00:11:35.660 paying taxes and doing a job and getting a mortgage and those things become more and more

00:11:38.920 centrist and as you get older more and more right anyway some don't some have arrested development

00:11:44.840 Andy Burnham's got arrested development

00:11:46.680 That's what I think

00:11:47.320 He was told

00:11:48.260 He decided

00:11:49.540 When he was a teenager at some point

00:11:51.860 Or a very young man in his 20s

00:11:53.040 Something like that 0.91

00:11:53.660 That Thatcher was the problem 0.96

00:11:55.680 You can lay all the blame

00:11:58.340 At the foot of Mrs Thatcher

00:12:01.080 And he just simply hasn't changed his view since then

00:12:04.880 It's not like some deep meta-analysis

00:12:08.920 I don't think

00:12:11.280 I really don't think

00:12:12.140 Well he's never said

00:12:12.960 He's never spelt it out properly

00:12:14.900 Some sort of deep meta-analysis

00:12:16.860 That he's really directly the fault

00:12:19.260 The blame of Mrs Thatcher

00:12:21.360 In this way and that way

00:12:22.320 Never really talked about it at any length

00:12:25.140 At all that I've seen

00:12:26.200 Do us a bit of long-form content, Andy

00:12:29.800 Go on a podcast and talk for an hour

00:12:31.740 An hour and a half

00:12:32.360 About why exactly it's Thatcher to blame

00:12:35.260 And not, say, Blair

00:12:36.600 Or Cameron

00:12:37.740 Lay it out

00:12:40.160 Do us 45 minutes

00:12:41.120 Do us an hour

00:12:41.700 Talking about Thatcher

00:12:43.400 A few examples

00:12:46.760 A few data points

00:12:47.600 A quote or two maybe

00:12:49.080 Something like that

00:12:50.540 You put it under a microscope

00:12:54.440 It doesn't really add up 1.00

00:12:55.760 Thatcher's no more to blame

00:12:58.460 Than Harold Wilson or Tony Blair

00:13:01.060 Or whatever

00:13:01.440 He's going to pick out Thatcher

00:13:04.300 It's weird

00:13:04.800 I honestly think it's really weird

00:13:06.800 To sort of pick out Thatcher

00:13:11.700 It speaks to me that his mind hasn't moved on since the 1980s when he was young 1.00

00:13:18.100 And that is the sign of an idiot 1.00

00:13:22.600 Right 1.00

00:13:24.000 Russia behind Leipzig drone attack, Germany

00:13:27.960 Was it an actual attack or was it

00:13:30.420 I tried to read a bit more about this this morning

00:13:32.320 But I think wasn't it a foiled attack

00:13:33.700 Wasn't it, yeah

00:13:36.700 A drone was loaded with explosives

00:13:39.660 it was discovered before

00:13:41.300 that's right

00:13:41.960 it was discovered before

00:13:42.860 anything blew up or anything

00:13:44.540 Germany saying

00:13:46.180 Russia are behind that

00:13:47.140 whether it was

00:13:50.560 this drone

00:13:51.220 loaded with explosives

00:13:52.360 was en route to somewhere else

00:13:53.880 whether it meant to attack

00:13:56.060 Leipzig airport

00:13:57.300 I don't think it was

00:13:59.060 meant to attack Leipzig airport

00:14:00.420 anyway

00:14:00.680 Russia-Ukraine war

00:14:03.620 spilling out all over the place

00:14:04.740 this summer was the UK's hottest

00:14:06.860 says Met Office

00:14:07.720 okay

00:14:08.520 Hottest since

00:14:11.380 Records began

00:14:12.880 Relatively speaking

00:14:13.820 Not that long ago

00:14:14.600 Okay

00:14:14.960 And now we're going to have

00:14:16.200 Flood warnings

00:14:16.760 Okay

00:14:17.720 The times

00:14:19.260 The grass went a bit yellow

00:14:21.480 The times

00:14:23.780 The venerable times

00:14:24.720 It's going to be

00:14:26.240 The Venice Film Festival

00:14:27.180 And George Clooney's turned up 0.86

00:14:28.840 With his insane wife 0.99

00:14:31.380 Insane 1.00

00:14:32.020 Globalist wife 0.99

00:14:34.520 He's going to get

00:14:36.420 A lifetime award

00:14:37.180 do you care i don't okay burnham lames blame on brexit for uk's woes pm won't rule out tax rises

00:14:45.940 it's borrowing soars yeah that's another thing in the news the um the bond markets how the

00:14:52.740 government borrows it's even a bit of a stretch to call it borrowing issuing more bonds more

00:14:59.180 guilt-edged government bonds you're gonna call that borrowing it's not strict i mean

00:15:03.860 It is borrowing, I suppose

00:15:07.100 But it's not like

00:15:07.640 It's not the same as a normal person borrowing, is it?

00:15:14.120 Or lend me a tenner

00:15:15.040 Can I borrow a tenner off you

00:15:16.220 And I'll give it to you back tomorrow or next week?

00:15:18.420 It's not that, is it?

00:15:20.700 Because there's coupons and yields and all sorts of stuff

00:15:23.060 And you have to pay back more than you lend

00:15:25.000 And borrowing

00:15:27.240 I'm going to call it borrowing

00:15:29.520 Okay

00:15:30.000 Alright, well the bond markets haven't reacted too well

00:15:33.500 to Mr. Bumham being in number 10.

00:15:40.460 The rates on yields are the highest since,

00:15:43.020 well, one paper I said saw since 2006,

00:15:45.600 another one says since 1998.

00:15:49.180 Because, why would they do that?

00:15:50.860 Why would bond markets react like that?

00:15:53.060 Well, because they know Andy Burnham

00:15:54.560 is a socialist.

00:15:58.780 They don't really believe that he's got any intention

00:16:01.200 of balancing the books.

00:16:03.500 I don't believe he's got any intention

00:16:07.420 Or any ability even

00:16:08.800 To reduce our deficit

00:16:11.520 Our national deficit

00:16:12.460 The difference between how much we get in

00:16:14.840 And how much we spend every year

00:16:15.980 He's going to spend more isn't he

00:16:17.460 He's saying he's going to spend more

00:16:19.280 He's going to spend more

00:16:20.420 So our deficit will get worse

00:16:22.260 Our national debt will get worse

00:16:24.900 How is it a good deal

00:16:26.720 To borrow

00:16:28.220 How is it a good deal for them

00:16:31.220 You know

00:16:32.040 And round and round we go

00:16:35.700 Say round and round

00:16:37.100 Downwards in a spiral round and round we go

00:16:39.860 No national debt is something like

00:16:42.820 Not quite 3 trillion but yeah

00:16:45.460 I think it's like 2.5 trillion, 2.7 trillion

00:16:47.280 Something in that ballpark

00:16:48.360 With a T, that's with a T

00:16:49.720 Trillion

00:16:50.460 Britain

00:16:51.340 That's a gigantic number isn't it

00:16:57.800 It's an absolutely gigantic number

00:17:00.080 It's going to be difficult to ever

00:17:03.140 Not ever, we've got forever

00:17:05.340 But it's going to be difficult to balance those books again

00:17:08.080 Should really, really

00:17:12.700 Slash spending

00:17:14.320 Like to true austerity levels

00:17:18.380 That's what's needed

00:17:19.720 No, we'll just raise taxes

00:17:22.840 Keep borrowing

00:17:23.500 And raise taxes

00:17:25.860 Even though we've got one off

00:17:27.760 If not, is it not the highest tax rate in all of Europe?

00:17:30.080 of the highest tax rates of all time, of all time.

00:17:35.880 Just increase that and keep borrowing.

00:17:39.160 Shouldn't we stop spending billions and billions of pounds 0.93

00:17:42.460 just giving it to foreign countries like Pakistan that hate us 0.97

00:17:45.840 and have got a nuclear program of their own, 0.51

00:17:48.320 a space program of their own?

00:17:49.320 Nope. 0.98

00:17:50.640 Rory Stewart wouldn't like that. 1.00

00:17:52.360 Rory Stewart might pour moral school on us if we stop doing that.

00:17:55.700 Should we stop paying billions and billions of pounds

00:17:59.180 To facilitate our own invasion

00:18:01.280 By rapists and murders 0.67

00:18:02.260 Nope

00:18:02.540 Nope

00:18:03.440 That would be un-British to do that 0.99

00:18:04.680 More safe and legal routes if anything 0.99

00:18:06.980 Oh

00:18:08.500 Okay

00:18:09.120 We're just going to borrow more and tax more

00:18:11.880 Yeah

00:18:12.080 Yeah

00:18:12.500 That's what you get

00:18:13.920 Oh

00:18:16.400 I thought he was doing things differently

00:18:17.940 I thought he was going to

00:18:19.240 Make him

00:18:19.820 I thought he was going to do politics radically differently

00:18:21.900 Right

00:18:22.240 It's slightly differently

00:18:25.120 and in a way that's more of a detriment to us oh okay

00:18:30.560 andy burnham ladies and gentlemen

00:18:34.120 thanks makerfield nottingham families were not told about stalker danger

00:18:42.040 do you remember in nottingham there was that crazy triple murder valdo callocaine some insane and i 0.60

00:18:50.940 do mean truly insane black dude you should not have been here murdered three people in the street 0.94

00:19:00.700 they put me in like a mental hospital now indefinitely for the criminally insane remember 1.00

00:19:05.500 that well story here is some other mentally deranged person just completely separate to that

00:19:15.180 became obsessed with the story and the families of the victims 0.51

00:19:18.620 a dangerous person, just to be clear, a dangerous person, became a session and was trying to

00:19:26.040 find them, trying to hunt them down and find them. And the authorities and the police were

00:19:30.920 aware of this and just didn't tell the families about it. For at least 18 months or something

00:19:40.920 like that. Could the authorities and the police have treated the situation any worse? Could

00:19:54.940 they have been any worse? If there was literally sort of almost like no police? Oh, horrible.

00:20:08.620 Okay.

00:20:12.880 All right, let's move on.

00:20:14.080 The Mail, the Daily Mail. 1.00

00:20:16.780 Hills versus Jabs. 1.00

00:20:18.000 Don't care. 1.00

00:20:18.800 Just eat less.

00:20:20.340 You need to, if you need weight loss,

00:20:21.700 if you've got a weight loss issue.

00:20:31.660 Britain's problems.

00:20:32.560 I blame Thatcher and Brexit, says Burnham.

00:20:34.540 It's the main story.

00:20:35.500 Look, a bowel of evil, quite frankly,

00:20:36.680 Evil Fleet Street editors have decided this is the story today. I don't want to talk much about

00:20:42.040 Ehud Barak or Jeffrey Epstein, what he really was. No, no, no. Burnham says Thatcher and Brexit. Okay.

00:20:49.020 No wonder Kemi mocks him for, quote, living in the past as, quote, Messiah without a mandate,

00:20:53.860 quote, made his Commons debut as PM. It's quite funny to call him Messiah without a mandate. I

00:20:58.180 might use that a bit more. The Messiah without a mandate. Yeah, let's not even forget the whole

00:21:03.800 angle that he isn't a legit ruler he doesn't have a mandate he wasn't even an mp at the last general

00:21:11.000 election was he obviously we all know

00:21:20.600 oh svetlana seven covers raided the stream look out

00:21:24.920 okay bridget macron's is it uh yeah bridget macron's daughter who herself is 42

00:21:37.520 is going out with a 22 year old there you go that's front page news that's front page news

00:21:43.540 according to the mail bridget macron obviously the first lady of france

00:21:52.680 Is much much older than Emmanuel Macron

00:21:55.620 Much older

00:21:57.280 Was it even his teacher

00:21:59.900 I always think it's odd when someone

00:22:04.300 An older person knew someone when there was a small child

00:22:08.840 And then when they grow up a bit

00:22:10.940 They get in a relationship with them

00:22:12.940 Didn't Woody Allen do that?

00:22:15.460 There's a few examples aren't there?

00:22:16.460 There's a fair few examples of when people have done that

00:22:17.980 Hmm

00:22:19.400 okay well apparently her daughter is same thing much younger man well good luck to her if she's

00:22:27.300 happy 42 and 22 if they're both happy all right let's move on it's not front page news though

00:22:34.720 is it the mail you want to do some real journalism at some point no just globalist slot okay the

00:22:44.080 Metro, ooh, Metro, ooh, terrible, absolutely revolting, absolutely revolting, did I need 1.00

00:22:56.840 to put the Nigerian anchor baby on them, do I need to see it, ooh, what is that, a historic 1.00

00:23:07.640 battle was it was it a historic battle 0.94

00:23:12.520 historic burnham promises a bright new future yeah right of more borrowing and higher taxes

00:23:19.800 yeah bright new future as his bitter foe this is their first exchange in the commons okay his

00:23:29.480 This bitter foe, Olukemu Badunok, the Nigerian anchor baby, accuses him of dragging Britain back to past. 0.80

00:23:38.860 Back to the past. 1.00

00:23:40.160 Alright, anyway.

00:23:42.600 Bit of a slow news day, I guess, as far as the Metro is concerned.

00:23:45.800 I made that the entire front page.

00:23:47.980 Something about Christmas toys.

00:23:49.720 Something about how grown-ups can play with toys now.

00:23:52.580 Oh!

00:23:55.440 Gross. 0.99

00:23:56.180 Filth. 0.99

00:23:59.480 Again, it's just not what you would call journalism, is it?

00:24:07.180 It's difficult to describe it as journalism 1.00

00:24:09.540 It's stupid, it's just stupid 1.00

00:24:12.260 Alright, The Express 1.00

00:24:13.480 The Express is a good paper

00:24:15.320 You can read The Express now

00:24:19.180 Britain's red-hot record summer

00:24:25.980 Say that ten times fast

00:24:29.220 Britain's red hot record summer

00:24:30.540 Although later we'll see there is talk of flooding

00:24:34.040 Too much flooding as well

00:24:35.400 On the same day

00:24:36.540 Okay, enchanting 0.52

00:24:38.720 Nicole shines at premiere of Magical Movie

00:24:42.440 Nicole Kidman

00:24:43.080 He's looking good for her age

00:24:44.200 Looks a bit airbrushed that picture

00:24:48.320 But okay, Nicole Kidman 0.52

00:24:49.480 Still fine

00:24:51.020 Who knew?

00:24:53.300 Everyone

00:24:53.600 Tory leader attacks Burnham for nationalisation drive

00:24:58.760 Olukemi, new PM wants to take us back to the 70s.

00:25:02.120 See, they've decided.

00:25:03.940 The people truly in charge of Fleet Street are like,

00:25:08.040 you're all going with that.

00:25:09.740 You're all going with the same story today.

00:25:14.960 Whatever you do,

00:25:18.120 don't talk about the 5th Baron Rothschild and George Osborne.

00:25:21.740 What they really are.

00:25:23.420 Don't talk about that.

00:25:25.640 Talk about that Burnham mentioned Thatcher.

00:25:28.120 I thought he was doing things radically different.

00:25:40.400 I thought it was going to be a shake-up.

00:25:45.500 As he plans bolder devolution.

00:25:49.340 Major welfare reforms are set to be pushed back another year.

00:25:54.120 And put on the back burner, indefinitely, I would have thought.

00:25:58.120 Raising the prospect of tax rises or further spending cuts ahead of October's budget

00:26:03.440 New Prime Minister confirms that landmark review into young people and work

00:26:07.700 Will not be published until later this autumn

00:26:11.020 Leaving key reforms unlikely before spring

00:26:13.460 Funny I thought it was going to come through Whitehall like a whirlwind

00:26:19.500 Like a dervish

00:26:21.460 It's going to be a radical change

00:26:24.460 Profound change

00:26:26.500 It's what you're going to get from those Stern and Burnham

00:26:29.020 No, just treading water

00:26:32.300 Very much like a lot of the PMs in the last 10-15 years

00:26:38.640 It very much feels like, very much feels like to me

00:26:42.620 That these are people, career politicians

00:26:45.720 Who simply want their name on that list of Prime Ministers

00:26:50.640 That's what they want above all else

00:26:52.200 Not particularly interested in

00:26:54.540 Doing the best for the country

00:26:56.820 Of course they say they will

00:26:57.680 They all say they will

00:26:58.720 That's what they need to say, don't they?

00:27:01.720 Their ultimate motivation

00:27:03.620 Seems to me

00:27:04.540 Someone like David Cameron

00:27:06.420 Boris Johnson

00:27:08.520 Rishi Sunha

00:27:09.760 Starmer

00:27:11.320 This fella

00:27:13.120 Bumham

00:27:15.520 Their ultimate motivation

00:27:19.040 Is that they want to be on that list

00:27:21.500 On Wikipedia or wherever it is

00:27:23.980 On the venerable list of men and women

00:27:28.420 Who have been the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

00:27:31.620 And her overseas territories

00:27:34.380 A venerable list

00:27:37.560 An incredible list of people

00:27:40.600 From Walpole

00:27:44.540 Down through the likes of

00:27:46.840 Robert Peel

00:27:48.680 Churchill

00:27:50.240 Whatever

00:27:51.580 And you get to be on that list

00:27:54.120 The select few

00:27:55.900 The chosen few 0.61

00:27:57.700 Whom history has shined upon 1.00

00:28:00.980 I don't care about the actual country

00:28:04.880 Actually saving it

00:28:06.240 Doing difficult things

00:28:07.060 Really, really difficult things

00:28:08.100 To actually save the country

00:28:10.900 From some sort of impending

00:28:12.380 Systems collapse

00:28:15.160 Some sort of demographic collapse 1.00

00:28:17.040 A sectarian nightmare 0.85

00:28:18.620 Economic collapse and a sectarian nightmare 0.98

00:28:21.040 Not interested in talking about any of that 1.00

00:28:23.440 Don't know doing anything to prevent it

00:28:25.440 But he gets to be on the list though

00:28:27.440 He's now going to be on the list

00:28:29.000 So he's happy

00:28:32.360 His vanity

00:28:33.920 His own personal ambition

00:28:35.960 He's always wanted it, isn't he?

00:28:37.860 Always

00:28:38.140 For all time now

00:28:40.900 Can't take that away from him

00:28:41.900 Andy Burnham's going home with that

00:28:43.820 That's in the bank, that's safe

00:28:44.920 So he's happy

00:28:48.620 New Prime Minister confirms that landmark review into young people and work

00:28:53.980 Oh, I read that one, didn't I? Sorry, I read that one

00:28:56.180 In his first Westminster speech, Burnham sets out growth plans

00:29:00.280 which devolution deals for areas without elected mayors

00:29:06.120 and more public control of services

00:29:07.980 Did I read that right?

00:29:09.520 He also blames Brexit for a decade of low growth

00:29:12.880 Okay

00:29:13.840 Chancellor under pressure to find savings across public spending

00:29:18.200 as borrowing costs hit 28-year higher. 0.96

00:29:21.940 The bond markets are not impressed by these clowns, 1.00

00:29:25.500 these pinkos, these fabians, 1.00

00:29:29.800 pretending they're normal politicians, 0.63

00:29:31.320 not socialist student activist types.

00:29:36.280 They don't care.

00:29:37.240 They've got no real intention of trying to balance the budget

00:29:39.440 or anything like that.

00:29:41.860 All right, let's move on.

00:29:42.840 It's already half past.

00:29:44.060 The Telegraph, the Daily Toregraph, 1.00

00:29:45.840 now Zionist slop, 1.00

00:29:47.060 Now anti-British 1.00

00:29:48.480 Anti-white Zionist slop 0.99

00:29:51.240 Owned by German Zionists 0.99

00:29:53.160 That's the Telegraph 0.88

00:29:53.940 Oh have I mischaracterised that?

00:29:55.580 Have I gone through five and said too much?

00:29:57.500 Or is that exactly what it is?

00:30:00.900 Exactly what it is

00:30:01.460 Ruby Wax

00:30:02.120 Is Ruby Wax still alive?

00:30:04.160 I guess she is 0.97

00:30:04.900 Trump toyed with me like a cat with a mouse 0.99

00:30:07.540 Don't care Ruby Wax 0.99

00:30:08.540 Shut up Ruby Wax 0.97

00:30:10.280 How many decades do you have to be in the public eye 0.99

00:30:14.240 And be highly obnoxious

00:30:15.420 before people start stop listening to you that's a question to you ruby wax how many years endless

00:30:22.780 ruby wax has got a good management and publicist i suppose what else can you say great agent

00:30:27.980 who cares what ruby wax it at ruby wax come on

00:30:34.460 harry you ever even heard of ruby wax no no there you go there you go says it all doesn't it ruby

00:30:40.540 wax. Go away, love. Go on. Get away. You've had your turn of being famous for no real

00:30:50.480 reason. Someone else have a go. Markets turn on Burnham. Here we go. Andy bum wipe, I mean

00:30:59.480 bum ham. The markets don't like it. Borrowing costs soar to highest in decades, leaving

00:31:07.180 PM with £14 billion shortfall

00:31:09.060 another £14 billion shortfall

00:31:11.180 as he blames Brexit

00:31:13.240 for country's ills

00:31:14.280 get a clue

00:31:16.900 get a clue

00:31:17.620 I mean Olu Kemu, Olufantu Badenok

00:31:20.140 the Nigerian anchor baby 1.00

00:31:21.020 somehow bizarrely finds herself 0.99

00:31:22.780 LARPing as the leader of the opposition

00:31:24.420 was right when she said

00:31:26.600 your diagnosis

00:31:31.540 of what's going on here is just wrong

00:31:33.380 it's just simply wrong

00:31:34.780 she said that to him across the dispatch work 0.96

00:31:37.180 I've got to agree with her.

00:31:39.900 I've got to.

00:31:40.980 I'm happy to agree with my political enemies

00:31:42.820 if they say something that's just correct.

00:31:47.300 It's just...

00:31:47.840 You're living in some sort of weird

00:31:49.900 1980s student activist space in your head.

00:31:53.020 It's terrible.

00:31:53.820 It's terrible that this person's the Prime Minister.

00:31:57.200 I would rather kiss Starmer, frankly.

00:32:00.700 At least Starmer bot 2.0 with its 17 patches.

00:32:04.680 Starmer bot 2.17.

00:32:07.180 At least you could rely on him in a way

00:32:09.680 You sort of knew exactly what his brand of treason was

00:32:13.160 You knew where his mind was

00:32:14.380 That he didn't have much of a one

00:32:15.880 You sort of rely on someone that you know is two-dimensional

00:32:19.440 He's got no real imagination

00:32:20.700 You sort of know what they're likely to do or say

00:32:23.560 Or think about anything

00:32:24.340 Because it's just programmed in

00:32:26.060 And you sort of know the coding

00:32:27.200 Burnham's a different little bit of a kettle of fish, isn't he?

00:32:31.000 He is like an 80s student activist 0.94

00:32:33.020 And that's more insane 0.92

00:32:34.840 That's more insane

00:32:35.860 well hopefully hopefully his popularity will tank further than Starmer's did I think that may well

00:32:46.200 be the case at the moment talk about that in the moment the polls last poll I saw take it or leave

00:32:50.880 it's only one poll right polls come and go and they're not necessarily accurate but unless last

00:32:55.620 couple of polls I've seen burn and bounce is the burn and bounce is still going on it's got a little

00:33:00.060 bit of longevity ye olde burn and bounce last couple of polls I saw Labour in the lead by a

00:33:05.680 points okay like what was it 28 or something and then reform and tory about the same few points

00:33:14.160 down on like 25 26 something like that something in that ballpark so labor just just in the lead

00:33:19.600 tories and reform little behind or conservatives even slightly one poll one poll slightly pipping

00:33:27.760 reform reform sent down to third place ever so slightly very very marginally but anyway

00:33:33.280 I mean if there was an election now

00:33:35.820 It would be a hung parliament

00:33:36.680 And it would be a toss up between

00:33:40.540 Who actually got more MPs

00:33:42.000 Out of Labour and Reform

00:33:43.580 But it would be a hung parliament

00:33:46.800 Almost certainly

00:33:47.400 Doesn't seem to be any talk

00:33:54.320 Of an early election though

00:33:56.360 Remember that was all in the news circle yesterday

00:33:58.300 Quite a lot yesterday

00:33:59.660 And over the weekend

00:34:01.900 For a few days

00:34:02.760 It was like, you know, rumours, rumblings

00:34:04.100 Oh yeah, there's rumblings

00:34:04.900 Burnham didn't say anything about that

00:34:08.580 There was no real talk, there was no talk of it

00:34:10.540 So it doesn't look like that's going to happen

00:34:12.620 Who knows though

00:34:14.000 He could come out today or tomorrow that he's going to do that

00:34:16.600 But right now

00:34:18.060 As of the morning of the 2nd of September

00:34:20.820 It doesn't look like it's on the cards

00:34:23.800 Okay

00:34:24.900 So there's that

00:34:26.460 Alright

00:34:29.480 The borrowing, the cost of borrowing

00:34:31.540 oh what's this tim stanley little timmy stanley's piped up what's he gotta say

00:34:40.480 do we care ignore the pints and pop music and he's a dud at the dispatch box says timmy stanley

00:34:47.680 says little timmy thanks for that tim brilliant insight brilliant what is burnham gonna do

00:34:57.860 Tim Stanley has passed judgment

00:35:00.580 On Andy Burnham

00:35:01.860 That he's a dud at the dispatch box

00:35:03.700 Oh I bet he's emotionally ruined

00:35:06.960 Emotional damage

00:35:08.940 Tim Stanley's damaged Burnham's confidence

00:35:14.260 Declaring him a dud 0.99

00:35:15.760 You're a dud 1.00

00:35:16.540 You're a weirdo little freak dud 1.00

00:35:19.360 Tim Stanley 1.00

00:35:20.180 Little Timmy boy

00:35:21.380 Handpicked shill

00:35:24.000 Handpicked globalist

00:35:26.360 Spineless little boy

00:35:28.820 Tim Stanley

00:35:30.460 Has he ever had a take 0.99

00:35:32.680 That's not pathetically shit 0.98

00:35:35.020 Apologies, I'm not supposed to swear 0.98

00:35:38.760 On the breakfast show

00:35:40.680 Apologies for that 1.00

00:35:41.400 If there's kiddies in the room

00:35:42.320 They're back to school now though, aren't they?

00:35:44.920 They're back to school now, I think

00:35:46.120 I'm not supposed to swear on the breakfast show

00:35:48.700 Apologies

00:35:49.280 It's what Tim Stanley does

00:35:53.120 Little Timmy boy does to me

00:35:54.300 Because he's so 0.95

00:35:55.300 gross 0.97

00:35:58.240 Tim Stanley

00:35:59.520 like he

00:36:00.240 like his political acumen

00:36:03.720 like his opinions

00:36:04.640 are of any value

00:36:05.820 where did he come from

00:36:07.480 where did he come from

00:36:08.380 Tim Stanley

00:36:09.140 what's his credentials

00:36:11.040 to really be

00:36:12.200 a voice of opinion

00:36:14.500 on a national level

00:36:15.560 don't worry about that 1.00

00:36:17.640 tim stanley's declared that andy burnham's a dud okay okay bro you're the dud you're the dud 1.00

00:36:33.100 all right andrew committed sex crimes in the us prince andrew andrew windsor or andrew mount 0.99

00:36:43.800 baton andrew sax coberg and gotha committed sex crimes in the u.s quote i can't be done for libel

00:36:52.500 there or defamation because i'm merely quoting someone else who said that who said it a congressman

00:37:00.560 was it massey thomas massey a congressman in the united states is he for tennessee somewhere in

00:37:07.320 the south i think anyway he's one of those guys one of those congressmen in the united states

00:37:12.120 who's pushed harder and harder and harder and further and further and further

00:37:15.040 for transparency with regard to all the Epstein things.

00:37:21.240 So good on him. Brilliant. Love that. Great.

00:37:25.900 Trump doesn't like him. Trump's called him, I think quite literally,

00:37:29.700 things like an idiot and stuff. 1.00

00:37:31.920 I say good on him. Keep pushing. Go Thomas Massey. 1.00

00:37:35.740 Go Congressman Massey.

00:37:37.720 Anyway, he stood up yesterday at some point.

00:37:39.600 In Congress, I believe

00:37:42.160 It might have been a committee

00:37:43.260 But I think it was in front of the whole Congress

00:37:46.080 Of the United States of America

00:37:48.220 And just named loads of names

00:37:50.240 Leon Black, Les Wexner

00:37:51.880 Quite a few names

00:37:52.840 Quite fearless, really

00:37:55.940 Good on him, great, love it

00:37:57.420 And Prince Andrew, he said

00:37:58.720 Just straight up, Andrew committed sex crimes

00:38:02.140 On US soil

00:38:03.020 it's andrew is still in a spot of bother isn't he really

00:38:10.920 well he's not a prince is he sorry he's just he's just andrew mountbatten

00:38:16.260 andrew mountbatten is in a spot of bother because it's not just that

00:38:20.780 he may have been the recipient of people that have been

00:38:23.260 traffic human trafficking and or prostitution not just that

00:38:28.180 You may have done it across international borders

00:38:32.020 And remember

00:38:33.020 Suggestions, allegations

00:38:35.060 That he also gave Jeffrey Epstein

00:38:37.400 Sensitive information

00:38:39.040 When Andrew was

00:38:40.520 Had a role, an official role

00:38:43.040 Some sort of governmental envoy

00:38:45.480 International, like a royal

00:38:47.140 Government, international envoy

00:38:49.140 Around the world, like business

00:38:50.340 Business czar type

00:38:52.600 Weird role they dreamt up for him

00:38:54.940 During that capacity

00:38:57.660 He had access to various bits of sensitive information

00:39:02.560 Not highly, highly sensitive information

00:39:04.800 Like the blueprints for our nuclear submarines

00:39:08.200 Or anything like that

00:39:08.780 But still

00:39:09.940 He had privileged information

00:39:11.740 And he just gave it to Epstein

00:39:14.200 Apparently they're the allegations

00:39:15.380 Again, just the allegations

00:39:16.560 That's treasonous, isn't it?

00:39:20.320 How is that not treason?

00:39:22.140 How is it not?

00:39:23.520 Jeffrey Epstein was a foreign agent, wasn't he?

00:39:25.960 He's just an American man

00:39:27.100 May or may not have been connected

00:39:30.000 To the Israeli intelligence services

00:39:32.120 Through someone like, ooh, I don't know

00:39:33.740 Les Wexner, or ooh, I don't know

00:39:36.060 Ehud Barak, perhaps

00:39:38.300 Just off the top of my head

00:39:41.340 Just randomly off the top of my head

00:39:44.640 Jeffrey Epstein's connection with Ehud Barak

00:39:47.420 Don't you think there's anything there?

00:39:49.440 Is there anything there?

00:39:50.740 Don't talk about that, won't talk about that

00:39:52.820 Mainstream media, corporate mainstream media

00:39:55.260 Don't want to touch that with the Bars poll

00:39:56.420 Tim Stanley doesn't touch that with the barge pole

00:40:00.420 Why? 0.98

00:40:01.220 Because he's a moral coward 0.99

00:40:02.060 He's spineless 0.99

00:40:03.040 He's a little boy

00:40:04.040 He only talks about what real men let him talk about 0.92

00:40:06.720 Do a bit, Timmy

00:40:10.360 About Ehud Barak

00:40:11.900 And Jeffrey Epstein

00:40:13.320 And Prince Andrew

00:40:14.960 And George Osborne

00:40:18.080 And Peter Mandelson

00:40:20.900 Do a bit about that

00:40:22.300 No?

00:40:23.960 Why not?

00:40:24.420 Because you're not allowed to

00:40:25.420 Because you're controlled 1.00

00:40:26.840 Because you're pathetic 1.00

00:40:29.760 You wouldn't dream of it 1.00

00:40:31.500 It'd piss his pants

00:40:35.040 Tim Stanley

00:40:36.680 Scared, scared little boy

00:40:39.500 Imagine him even going to his playmasters

00:40:43.720 His bosses saying

00:40:44.440 Can I write something about

00:40:46.500 Ehud Barak?

00:40:48.640 They'd be like

00:40:49.120 You're lucky we don't fire you for even asking that question

00:40:53.100 Of course not

00:40:53.860 Now go back and do your little podcast

00:40:56.540 And talk about exactly what we let you talk about

00:40:59.020 Shill 0.99

00:41:00.200 Go and be a hand-picked shill 1.00

00:41:02.100 That's what your job is 1.00

00:41:03.100 Go and do that

00:41:04.820 And keep quiet

00:41:06.160 Keep your mouth shut about things we don't want you to talk about

00:41:08.720 Tim says, oh yeah, okay then 0.93

00:41:10.560 Yes, boss

00:41:11.340 Yes, daddy

00:41:12.400 Okay

00:41:18.160 This is quite interesting

00:41:20.560 This is a little interesting story

00:41:21.540 Gun in Lake is key to Al-Hilly family's murder

00:41:26.060 Does anyone remember this? 1.00

00:41:27.760 Harry, you probably won't remember this

00:41:28.780 No shade at you, but you're too young 1.00

00:41:30.280 People that are Zoomers probably won't remember this 1.00

00:41:31.780 In 2012, was it 2012? 1.00

00:41:35.700 Long time ago now, I think it was 2012

00:41:37.140 Quite a few years ago now

00:41:38.840 In the Alps, is it the French Alps?

00:41:43.420 Right, in the Alps 0.80

00:41:44.180 This family, this sort of Iraqi UK family

00:41:48.480 They're Iraqis

00:41:51.540 were found murdered in a remote location in the forested french alps and the dad the dad was some

00:41:58.260 sort of physicist some sort of nuclear physicist dude and there was like him his wife and i think

00:42:05.460 one of the kids were dead and there was one other kid little kid that somehow escaped

00:42:10.900 they like hid and they they just they escaped somehow this murder and it was like blatantly

00:42:17.220 It was blatantly

00:42:19.020 Some sort of assassination thing

00:42:20.820 For all different reasons

00:42:22.620 When you like

00:42:23.140 Drill down into the details

00:42:24.260 I haven't looked at the details

00:42:25.020 About it in years

00:42:26.380 But at the time

00:42:27.240 And a few years after

00:42:28.240 I was

00:42:28.560 It's one of those things

00:42:29.220 It's just interesting

00:42:29.860 Like what was that

00:42:30.580 Because it's a mystery

00:42:31.100 No one was called for it

00:42:32.240 And they know

00:42:33.580 They were shot

00:42:34.240 With like a

00:42:35.320 Relatively rare gun

00:42:37.220 A relatively rare calibre

00:42:38.380 It was like a Luger

00:42:39.060 It was like an antique

00:42:40.460 World War 2 era

00:42:42.360 Or before Luger

00:42:43.300 They were shot with

00:42:44.680 It's like

00:42:45.080 That's not normal

00:42:46.300 It's like

00:42:47.220 and it was in like this really really really remote place and just some of all the details

00:42:51.300 surrounding it was just odd odd as hell it seemed and like they know there's almost certainly one

00:42:56.580 cyclist there's like very very few witnesses but the one or two that there were so like a

00:43:00.820 lone cyclist on that road on that remote alpine road and like and then the person just disappeared

00:43:06.020 into nowhere like like jack the ripper and like how was that how's that possible there's only a

00:43:10.020 few rows there's only a few very small towns or villages hamlets around and no one saw anything

00:43:14.340 it just disappeared into the ether this this assassin what happened what was going on there

00:43:19.860 and it's just a cold case just complete cold case what was that

00:43:26.500 remember like that gchq guy that was found inside locked inside a suitcase in his own bath

00:43:33.060 in his own flat with the heating on don't know what happened don't know what that was

00:43:38.340 we sort of do in that case but anyway this is a proper cold case this one proper cold case well

00:43:43.140 Well, some other Brits tourists in a very nearby lake found a Luger

00:43:49.000 In the lake, they say just

00:43:52.860 Maybe that's the break the police need

00:43:57.940 Maybe not, maybe not

00:44:00.100 It'd be interesting if all these years later

00:44:03.060 That was a significant break in the case

00:44:06.020 And they were able to go further with it

00:44:09.180 Because at the moment it's just, as I say, completely cold

00:44:11.620 It'd be interesting if we got to the bottom of that

00:44:16.900 That's all

00:44:17.180 I think that's an interesting one

00:44:19.480 Alright the mirror

00:44:20.360 A pure globalist slot

00:44:21.140 Basically a mouthpiece

00:44:22.100 Basically an organ for the Labour Party

00:44:23.680 No more than that

00:44:24.860 New call for Andrew to be prosecuted over Epstein

00:44:28.160 Yeah good

00:44:28.580 Yeah good

00:44:29.420 I don't think Andrew should be allowed to just slink away into obscurity

00:44:32.640 Just live out the rest of his life quietly

00:44:34.760 We need to know if he committed treasonous crimes and or sex crimes

00:44:41.060 And if he did, he should be brought to account for it

00:44:43.960 He went round the world

00:44:47.220 Living his life

00:44:48.240 Like he was completely untouchable

00:44:50.060 And could do anything he wanted

00:44:51.700 Didn't he?

00:44:54.360 Like the law didn't apply to him

00:44:56.320 That's how he lived his life

00:44:57.980 For a long time, didn't he?

00:45:01.880 Dirty wrongun

00:45:02.860 Should be brought to account of his committed crimes 0.98

00:45:05.040 Pretty straightforward

00:45:06.560 Well now that Thomas Massey said that

00:45:09.400 I'm sure the palace will have to release something

00:45:12.040 Even if it's a one-liner

00:45:13.080 Even if it's

00:45:15.280 Andrew maintains he's done nothing wrong

00:45:18.760 Even if it's just that

00:45:19.840 I have to say something

00:45:22.200 A congressman said it in congress

00:45:24.540 Who's truly, truly innocent of any wrongdoing whatsoever

00:45:31.160 And never, ever, had never, ever met Virginia Griffrey

00:45:33.380 Virginia Griffrey, just one thread

00:45:35.220 One thread of the tapestry of problems

00:45:38.440 facing Andrew, just that, if he'd never met her, why did he settle out of court to the tune of

00:45:45.760 something like 12 million? I think maybe, no one knows because it's secret, but maybe something

00:45:49.940 like 12 million, 15 million quid, he paid her to just drop her lawsuit and go away and never talk

00:45:54.480 about it again. Why'd you do that if you're completely innocent? If I was completely innocent

00:45:59.720 of something, completely genuinely innocent of something, someone's accused me of something,

00:46:03.500 I'm going to be put on trial

00:46:05.060 I'll be like

00:46:05.300 yes give me my day in court

00:46:06.560 bring it on

00:46:08.060 I want my day in court

00:46:10.220 because I've done nothing wrong

00:46:11.640 no

00:46:12.640 I'll give you 12 million pounds

00:46:14.620 to go away 0.91

00:46:15.160 and be quiet forever

00:46:15.900 hmm

00:46:17.060 okay

00:46:17.840 whilst simultaneously claiming

00:46:20.080 that that's no proof

00:46:21.320 that's no

00:46:21.900 I'm not accepting any sort of guilt

00:46:23.520 as well by that

00:46:24.140 I'm really

00:46:24.600 yeah

00:46:24.960 we'll make our own minds up about that

00:46:26.440 thanks Andrew

00:46:27.620 new and old faces in commons

00:46:31.900 a fresh start versus Farage fast.

00:46:36.740 The Mirror hate Farage.

00:46:39.020 Their reform and Farage derangement syndrome

00:46:40.880 is probably the worst.

00:46:43.560 Obviously, The Guardian and The Metro

00:46:44.780 and a few others have got it.

00:46:46.040 I think The Mirror's got it worst of all.

00:46:47.820 Well, they truly are basically a mouthpiece

00:46:49.500 of the Labour Party, aren't they?

00:46:51.840 PM, this decade will be better than the last.

00:46:54.400 I doubt that.

00:46:55.280 I doubt that.

00:46:57.020 Reform leader already breaking rules on first day.

00:46:59.640 so what Nigel Farage won his by-election didn't he in Clackton so he's got re-sworn in as an MP

00:47:06.380 again and I think all he did I think what he did is he went on the roof is that what it was

00:47:12.600 here on the Palace of Westminster colloquially known as the House of Commons I think he went

00:47:18.980 up on the roof to like do a bit to camera like that and that's breaking the rules in some way

00:47:24.200 Or just is breaking the rules

00:47:25.560 That's it

00:47:28.720 That's all there is to it

00:47:29.840 Not really a big deal

00:47:32.420 We probably didn't even think

00:47:33.240 I don't know

00:47:33.960 I don't want to play defence

00:47:35.300 On behalf of Nigel

00:47:36.120 But

00:47:36.380 It's just

00:47:39.560 That constant thing

00:47:40.580 Of trying to find

00:47:41.200 Any tiny little error

00:47:42.940 Any tiny little mistake

00:47:44.140 That you can

00:47:45.400 And highlight it

00:47:46.700 Scream it from the rooftops

00:47:48.300 Like even if that is

00:47:50.660 Breaking the rules

00:47:51.320 It's not really 1.00

00:47:53.380 front page news is it i don't think but it's nigel so they'll run with it 0.99

00:48:03.860 pathetic actually pathetic the daily star what sloppy joe's the daily star serving up 0.99

00:48:08.900 serving us up today what sloppy joe are they smashing down on our plate today 1.00

00:48:15.140 Kate Jordan, Katie Price

00:48:19.140 Look at the state of that

00:48:20.780 What is that?

00:48:22.460 What is that?

00:48:23.300 Is that supposed to be a human face? 0.99

00:48:27.480 She's dumping Lee 1.00

00:48:28.540 Her fourth husband, fifth husband, sixth husband 1.00

00:48:31.520 God knows what husband it is now

00:48:33.220 She's only been with him for like a few months or something

00:48:35.540 He said he had 37 million pounds in crypto

00:48:39.240 Bitcoin or whatever

00:48:40.520 He only had two pounds

00:48:42.780 turns out in his crypto account his crypto was worth a grand total of two pounds and 22 pence

00:48:51.380 not 37 million

00:48:55.460 well that among other things a bit of a bloodshot either

00:49:02.920 um that among other things has meant that jordan's dumping him he's not interested in him anymore

00:49:10.660 Oh and that he's like

00:49:12.960 Some sort of Walter Mitty 0.99

00:49:13.760 Like a complete liar 1.00

00:49:15.080 Terrible liar 1.00

00:49:15.800 About all sorts of things 0.99

00:49:16.620 Moving on

00:49:19.280 Moving on

00:49:19.640 Why did I even spend

00:49:20.380 That long on it

00:49:21.000 Why did

00:49:21.420 Why

00:49:21.720 You don't care

00:49:22.900 I don't care about it

00:49:24.240 That Dwayne

00:49:26.660 That Dwayne fella

00:49:27.860 Killed Tupac

00:49:28.800 Keithy D

00:49:29.340 Dwayne Davis

00:49:30.400 Okay

00:49:31.340 Also you don't

00:49:32.440 Also care about that

00:49:33.260 The chat was made

00:49:34.120 Like yesterday

00:49:34.900 Immediately people 1.00

00:49:37.020 Putting Zeds 0.98

00:49:37.740 Yawning emojis 1.00

00:49:39.180 Don't care

00:49:39.980 Move on

00:49:40.360 all right all right all right i'll move on then

00:49:46.120 2026 hottest summer ever few what sculptures five heat waves and six on the way all right don't care

00:49:53.320 okay yeah it's gonna hot yeah it's called summer it's called summer it's fine the financial times

00:49:59.640 the venerable financial times russia secretly helping iran develop advanced supersonic cruise

00:50:04.200 missiles we've known this for a while haven't we hasn't this been known for years and years and years

00:50:07.880 yeah that's a known thing i thought leaks reveal covert program well not that covert

00:50:15.160 because we've known about it for years okay moscow tyran uh tires deepen

00:50:23.000 okay fighting threats to u.s vessels

00:50:28.280 well there has been there has been more fire exchange of fire hasn't there

00:50:31.960 look iran tax u.s bases in middle east after reports u.s strike killed five at wedding party

00:50:38.660 apparently shrapnel from a u.s missile hit a nearby wedding party that according to the u.s

00:50:48.260 wasn't the target of the missile itself but still killed a bunch of people there and iran

00:50:54.460 fired all sorts of stuff into jordan and kuwait

00:50:57.680 so they're just firing stuff at each other now again what's the price of crude why don't we

00:51:04.560 check into that it's ticking up relatively slowly but it is ticking up west texas 90

00:51:11.240 dollars 91 dollars shy of 91 dollars frank crude 95 95.6 dollars ticking up ticking up

00:51:19.520 all right back to the headlines what else we got yeah the ft notices that high borrowing costs

00:51:29.600 pile pressure on burnham and healy ahead of budget yeah there's the bond markets people

00:51:34.520 that want to buy a bond and then get more money than they lent when it comes up

00:51:42.680 haven't got that much faith that that's a good investment

00:51:49.520 because is it really is it if you had money to invest invest it in anything

00:51:57.480 right equities commodities crypto to play the currency markets could do anything

00:52:06.380 just buy a bunch of gold you really want to buy UK government bonds

00:52:11.740 yeah oh it's a safe bet it's a super safe bet is it

00:52:16.720 you sure about that i gotta stop doing that i gotta stop doing that the sun the sun

00:52:23.280 something about football you guys don't care about football and jordan they go on the front

00:52:27.180 page katie i'm divorcing you lee it's 37 million pound crypto account only had two pound in it

00:52:32.980 there you go there we go all right that's the that's the that's the front pages they're the

00:52:37.160 increasingly infuriating and absurd front pages out of fleet street this morning all right was

00:52:43.620 there one or two other stories of note oh the guy that they accused of murdering charlie kirk

00:52:48.700 his trial started and he's pleaded not guilty that guy what's his name tyler robinson and he's the

00:52:56.420 people defending him wanted it to the the death penalty because it's in utah isn't it surely the

00:53:01.780 trial is taking place in utah i guess um they wanted his the people defending him wanted the

00:53:09.000 death penalty to be off the table should he be found guilty and the judge said no no if if he

00:53:16.620 is found guilty the death penalty is an option for sentencing poor old charlie kirk i didn't

00:53:25.800 agree with absolutely everything he said i agreed with a lot of it

00:53:30.080 He was the dialogue guy, wasn't he?

00:53:38.880 Poor old Charlie Kirk

00:53:39.920 Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk

00:53:41.040 He was the dialogue guy

00:53:43.900 For better or worse

00:53:45.700 He was the one that would go out there in real life

00:53:48.520 And say, let's talk about it

00:53:52.340 Let's have a conversation in real life, in real time

00:53:54.420 Let's put your ideas and my ideas to the test

00:53:58.920 Let's weigh them and measure them

00:54:01.680 And that's the guy they've murdered

00:54:05.600 That's all you need to know isn't it really

00:54:09.840 It says it all doesn't it really

00:54:11.680 Not people that are much more right wing than him

00:54:15.820 Not people that are more powerful than him

00:54:20.120 But him

00:54:21.440 The guy that puts out footage onto the internet

00:54:26.140 With a big platform

00:54:27.040 Showing that leftist theory 0.97

00:54:30.020 Leftist ideas are crazy nonsense 0.96

00:54:32.220 And don't stand up to scrutiny 0.95

00:54:33.480 That guy, we'll get that guy

00:54:35.220 That's all you need to know isn't it?

00:54:39.380 Poor old Charlie Kirk

00:54:40.660 Alright

00:54:46.520 Alright

00:54:51.360 Let's move on to on this day in history

00:54:53.840 Let's do that bit, it's already

00:54:55.100 It's already nearly nine

00:54:56.540 Down through the centuries of note

00:54:58.920 On this day, the 2nd of September

00:55:00.440 Down through the centuries, now the millennia

00:55:02.580 What happened of note? Let's have a look-see

00:55:04.360 What have we got? I like this bit

00:55:06.220 You guys seem to like doing this bit

00:55:07.200 Ah, on this day in 31 BC, the Battle of Actium

00:55:10.080 One of my favourite battles of all time, Actium

00:55:11.860 Up there with Agincourt or something

00:55:14.900 The Battle of Actium

00:55:16.280 It's where Octavian

00:55:17.660 Later to be known as Augustus

00:55:20.040 When Octavian's naval forces

00:55:22.960 Defeat those of Marcus Antonius

00:55:24.820 Mark Antony

00:55:25.660 And Cleopatra

00:55:27.460 Queen Cleopatra VI

00:55:29.600 Fourth or the sixth

00:55:31.660 Anyway, Queen Cleopatra

00:55:34.540 Off the coast of Greece

00:55:35.780 Yeah, Actium was a naval battle

00:55:37.420 In the Aegean Sea

00:55:38.720 And it led to the end of the Roman Republic

00:55:41.960 Well, you could argue that the Roman Republic

00:55:43.900 Had been dead for a long time

00:55:45.100 Others argue

00:55:47.520 The Roman Republic doesn't come to an end until

00:55:49.420 Vespasian

00:55:50.600 Or Diocletian

00:55:52.480 Or it never did

00:55:54.180 It lived on until 1453 in Constantinople

00:55:57.280 Anyway, everyone argues about when the Roman Republic really died

00:56:01.080 A lot of historians say

00:56:03.880 It was with the ascendancy of Octavian

00:56:08.420 But Julius Caesar isn't counted as the first emperor

00:56:11.620 Augustus is

00:56:12.800 And when was his power really, really cemented

00:56:17.800 As, you know, unbreakable

00:56:22.760 probably the battle of actium so it had all sorts of civil wars can't we if anyone is interested

00:56:28.720 find the paywall on otocitas.com for as it was five pound a month bronze team membership

00:56:33.560 there's a show bodade's epochs history theme show where for five years i've been building a body of

00:56:39.040 work and there's literally and without exaggeration hundreds of hours literally hundreds of hours of

00:56:46.340 history theme content i've done loads on the civil wars of marius and sulla of pompey and caesar

00:56:52.680 talk about Augustus and Mark Antony

00:56:55.120 and on and on and on

00:56:56.340 got one bit of content

00:56:58.800 with

00:56:59.900 Apostolic Majesty who's a true genius

00:57:03.080 I'm just an armchair historian

00:57:04.920 I'm not worthy 1.00

00:57:07.020 I'm not in the same league as Apostolic Majesty

00:57:08.960 I'm literally just an armchair historian

00:57:11.660 with a mic and an undergrad

00:57:13.440 in ancient history

00:57:14.200 I am, Apostolic Majesty, is a true

00:57:17.580 genius

00:57:18.900 his depth of knowledge is way deeper than mine

00:57:20.920 This is a long-form bit of content, I think two episodes totalling two or three hours

00:57:24.960 of me and him just talking about Augustus.

00:57:28.340 If you're interested there.

00:57:29.880 Look, it's £5 a month, Bronze Team membership.

00:57:33.060 So yeah, the Battle of Axiom, true turning point in world history.

00:57:36.260 European history, anyway.

00:57:38.120 European history.

00:57:40.640 Augustus and Alexander are probably my favourite figures from ancient history.

00:57:44.300 They're a bit obvious, aren't they?

00:57:45.320 They're armchair historian picks, really, aren't they?

00:57:48.540 But, uh...

00:57:50.920 yeah love the story of octavian battle of action could go on and on and on about it

00:57:55.340 really could easily sit here for an hour and just talk about that period the last bit of the civil

00:58:03.080 war between mark anthony and octavian haven't got time if you're interested check it out on the

00:58:08.700 website that's lotus eaters.com lotus eaters.com all right what else we got on this day in 1192

00:58:15.100 Salahuddin, the Sultan Salahuddin, and King Richard the Lionheart, the Coeur de Lyon of

00:58:22.440 England and the Angevin Empire, sign the Treaty of Jaffa, ending the Third Crusade in a compromise

00:58:27.760 neither is happy with.

00:58:29.280 The treaty leaves Jerusalem under Islamic control, with Christian pilgrimage rites to 0.94

00:58:35.200 the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, and restores Kingdom of Jerusalem to an extent.

00:58:45.100 do you reckon i've got long form content talking all about the life and adventures of richard the

00:58:49.420 lionheart richard the first the coeur de lion and saladin and the third crusade you think i've got

00:58:56.320 long for hours a fair few hours talking about that yeah if you want access to that it's as

00:59:03.480 little as five pound a month per bronze team membership again again happily could go on and

00:59:08.980 on about the third crusade i have done i haven't really got time here this morning it's already

00:59:14.880 9 o'clock the great fire of london on this day in 1666 again this was one of the things when i was

00:59:19.460 young when i was really quite young like 10 years old hearing about it i'm like oh tell me more

00:59:23.040 about that i'm interested in that hearing all about the great fire of london in in 1666 it

00:59:28.560 begins at 2 a.m at a baker's shop in pudding lane destroying 80 of london they couldn't stop it

00:59:36.900 they couldn't put the fire out well eventually they did of course but well when you've got a

00:59:43.280 city that's largely built of timber, and the houses are really close together, and then

00:59:48.880 you have sort of all sorts of elements come together to make it worse and worse and worse,

00:59:55.460 the wind, the dryness of the summer, the type of roofing that was used, no real proper professional

01:00:06.220 fire brigade of course yeah yeah terrible although it did pave the way for London to be rebuilt

01:00:14.520 better slightly better

01:00:16.940 slightly less prone to giant fires like that 80% of London though a lot isn't it

01:00:26.360 and there was also a plague in the year before or still a plague going on basically

01:00:32.120 bad times the mid 1660s were bad times to be in london all right on this day in 1792 the september

01:00:42.840 massacres of the french revolution rampaging mobs in paris slaughter three roman catholic bishops

01:00:48.440 more than 200 priests and prisoners believed to be royalist sympathizers

01:00:54.760 do you reckon i've talked more than once about in detail in quite a lot of detail about the

01:00:58.760 the french revolution yeah again with episodic majesty recently earlier this year but also in

01:01:04.340 previous epochs talked about the french revolution here and there on and off one of the really early

01:01:09.660 ones the quite an early series i did about napoleon was it an eight nine part series about

01:01:14.420 napoleon like the first part of that is talking about the events just before napoleon became

01:01:21.140 the great general and then a console and then a lot on power talking about the french revolution

01:01:27.340 So it talks about the French Revolution more than once on Epochs

01:01:29.480 So it could go on

01:01:32.100 The September Massacres, yeah

01:01:33.260 It's where the particular faction of the revolutionaries

01:01:35.760 The ones that truly hated monarchy and religion

01:01:38.660 Like all religion

01:01:41.520 Not just Catholicism 0.90

01:01:42.540 But

01:01:42.740 There was ones that

01:01:46.400 Smashed up a lot of

01:01:48.520 Statues and stained glass windows

01:01:50.640 Shame, terrible shame

01:01:55.200 At least as far as art history is concerned

01:01:57.000 Okay, on this day in 1864

01:02:01.740 US Civil War

01:02:02.640 In the US Civil War

01:02:04.380 Union General William Tecumseh Sherman

01:02:07.580 Captures and occupies Atlanta, Georgia

01:02:10.740 60 miles in latitude, 300 to the main

01:02:15.860 While we were marching through Georgia

01:02:18.840 Anybody? Anybody know that one?

01:02:20.620 No?

01:02:21.880 Okay

01:02:22.100 Ending the Atlanta campaign in the US Civil War

01:02:25.700 i think i've got long-form content all about the civil war got long-form content about ulysses s

01:02:31.380 grant the ultimate commander-in-chief by the end of the civil war oh yeah oh yeah it's all there

01:02:36.340 and on my own channel history bro history bro there you go look on my own channel there's a

01:02:42.100 whole other channel history bro not in focus that camera okay uh my first ever video my first ever

01:02:51.840 video was all about the civil war anyone you might not know by 1864 mr lincoln got re-elected

01:03:02.080 and unleashed his butcher ulysses s grant to just destroy the south now we're not going to take the

01:03:12.400 gloves off two or three four massive army groups just going to sweep into the south

01:03:19.760 we're not gonna play games anymore we've got way more men and material and they the south

01:03:26.040 are largely blockaded and starving we're gonna march in and destroy i mean williams comes to

01:03:33.220 sherman would say things like he literally said quotes like i'll paraphrase slightly we're gonna

01:03:38.360 make war so hellacious for them that they're gonna have to give in they're gonna we're not

01:03:45.900 going to give them any choice. War is hell, and the worse it is, the better, because the

01:03:52.500 quicker it will make them give up and the war will be over. So, he marched into Atlanta,

01:03:59.100 Georgia and burnt it down. In fact, the Confederacy troops largely burnt it down as they left.

01:04:04.800 Still, Atlanta, Georgia got absolutely ruined, absolutely ruined, razed.

01:04:11.540 But Williams Council Sherman

01:04:14.520 Had a column

01:04:16.040 That was 60 miles in latitude

01:04:18.880 60 miles wide

01:04:19.780 He marched 300 miles

01:04:22.600 To the main, to the sea

01:04:24.220 The Atlantic

01:04:24.800 And everything in its path was destroyed

01:04:28.160 Everything, every pig

01:04:30.160 Every house

01:04:31.880 But that was what was required

01:04:37.580 That's what they calculated

01:04:38.760 Was required to finish, to end the Civil War

01:04:41.540 Well

01:04:44.100 Brutal as it is

01:04:47.520 It ultimately works

01:04:48.320 I suppose

01:04:48.860 Alright

01:04:51.960 That's the last one for today

01:04:53.200 Let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:04:55.460 Will Global Church History be here at number one?

01:04:58.960 Will that comedian Global Jewish History 0.94

01:05:00.820 Have pipped him like yesterday? 0.97

01:05:02.660 Have a look what we've got

01:05:03.440 No, no

01:05:06.140 Today's a good day

01:05:06.840 Global Church History is there

01:05:08.380 Cool beans

01:05:09.540 Alright

01:05:10.440 Global Church History says

01:05:12.580 Oh, and new

01:05:13.460 He's regained his title

01:05:14.900 He's regained it

01:05:16.880 Global Church History said

01:05:18.820 Today in 44 BC

01:05:20.080 Cleopatra made her son

01:05:21.420 Caesareon

01:05:22.240 Ptolemy XV Caesar

01:05:24.000 Right, yeah

01:05:25.660 Because that would be wrapped up

01:05:26.400 With the Battle of Acts here

01:05:27.560 Her son by Caesar

01:05:30.980 That's Caesareon

01:05:32.880 That's a long story

01:05:36.140 Where to even begin

01:05:36.760 Well, those

01:05:37.560 Just the York notes

01:05:39.500 she'd had an affair with Julius Caesar

01:05:42.800 before

01:05:43.840 before he was murdered of course

01:05:46.400 oh no wait 44 BC

01:05:48.600 sorry

01:05:49.020 sorry I've got that wrong haven't I

01:05:51.380 I've got that all kinds of wrong

01:05:52.480 sorry

01:05:52.760 it just happens to be on the same day

01:05:55.120 44 BC long before

01:05:56.640 long before the battle of Axion

01:05:58.300 sorry

01:05:58.660 sorry

01:05:59.060 get it right

01:06:00.740 in 44 BC

01:06:03.540 Cleopatra made her son

01:06:04.560 Caesarian Ptolemy

01:06:05.540 Caesar

01:06:08.700 So that's her son by Julius Caesar

01:06:10.440 They had an affair didn't they, famously

01:06:12.200 She was quite young

01:06:15.160 I think she was only like 17 or something

01:06:16.920 17 or 18 1.00

01:06:17.720 And probably a maiden

01:06:20.600 But when Caesar turned up 0.94

01:06:23.360 There

01:06:24.840 During his campaigns

01:06:27.300 During his civil war campaigns with Ptolemy

01:06:29.180 And Ptolemy's sons

01:06:30.760 There was an Egyptian civil war

01:06:35.680 Going on at the time

01:06:36.380 Cleopatra was at a civil war with her own brother

01:06:37.980 The pharaoh

01:06:38.960 She's revealed to Julius Caesar

01:06:42.440 Some say in a sack

01:06:43.880 Or sometimes rolled up in a carpet

01:06:45.380 And

01:06:46.920 They started an affair right away 0.85

01:06:50.520 She fell pregnant 0.92

01:06:53.160 With that son Caesareon

01:06:55.400 Who ultimately

01:06:58.480 Years later came to a sticky end

01:07:00.300 Because there can only be one son of Caesar

01:07:02.000 One heir

01:07:03.400 To the name

01:07:05.920 Of Caesar

01:07:07.140 and that heir was octavian later to become augustus not this cesarean ptolemy augustus

01:07:15.760 couldn't have cesarean ptolemy walking around being alive claiming his title in some way

01:07:22.260 so he ultimately came to a sticky end

01:07:25.380 all right and the other the other effectoid that global church history gives us is you say

01:07:33.140 On this day in 1595

01:07:35.100 The HRE liberated 0.64

01:07:37.180 The Holy Roman Empire 0.97

01:07:38.800 Liberated 1.00

01:07:39.840 Etz-Cudgrom 1.00

01:07:41.920 From the Ottomans

01:07:44.300 I don't know anything about that, sorry

01:07:45.340 Don't really know anything about that

01:07:47.140 Or other than

01:07:47.720 There was that

01:07:48.440 That long Turkish war

01:07:50.200 I'm aware of that in broad terms

01:07:52.780 It was quite a long war

01:07:54.100 It lasted like what

01:07:54.760 10 years, 13 years 0.94

01:07:56.320 Between the Habsburgs 0.90

01:07:57.440 Or a lot of central

01:07:58.760 And southern European monarchies 0.94

01:08:00.620 And the Ottoman Turk

01:08:02.500 but as for the the siege or relief of

01:08:08.020 etch to gom i don't know can't add anything to that i'm afraid sorry there you go i'm only a

01:08:16.980 history fan with a mic not a true genius all right the next one here thanks global church history

01:08:21.760 great as always right 14 barber says morning mate you're right i'm all right are you i hope

01:08:27.860 you are really hope you are yeah i'm all good you say the pm has approved cornish devolution without

01:08:33.260 a mayor need a new council to make us like florida to make us are you in cornwall are you in cornwall

01:08:42.680 are you are you a cornish man born and bread to make us like florida then we need restore into

01:08:49.560 to reunify england when we no longer need all this

01:08:54.360 not a bad plan not a bad plan in general terms i don't like devolution though

01:09:01.900 i would reverse it all it was up to me all of it yeah all of it yeah we'd go back to pre-1997

01:09:10.100 i believe all of that was a wrong turn andy bumham talking about

01:09:13.880 britain taking a wrong turn i think all devolution is a wrong turn

01:09:18.080 yeah

01:09:20.340 okay here's there's that red thing i read it out earlier when it popped up on my screen

01:09:28.600 svetlana savinkov just says svetlana savinkov has raided this stream exclamation mark

01:09:38.120 that's what i say what's the red thing mean harry does it mean they become a member or something

01:09:44.520 Yeah, so it's either being a subscriber or raiding the stream,

01:09:51.080 which is where you send all your viewers to a different stream.

01:09:56.020 Oh, did they raid? Was there a raid in the chat?

01:09:59.680 Yeah.

01:10:01.400 Was it bad?

01:10:03.440 No, no, no, no. It's a good thing.

01:10:05.560 Oh, it was a positive raid?

01:10:08.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:08.900 Oh, that's cool then.

01:10:11.020 There was a load of leftoids going crazy.

01:10:13.520 no okay okay cool well good good brilliant all right next they've got a couple more rumble rants

01:10:22.780 have come in matthew c hi matthew c he's a super fan met him in real life at the old uh live event

01:10:28.800 we did good chap good on twitter as well okay matthew underscore c has said not being a doomer

01:10:36.320 But it's quite clear Burnham is going to give out endless Gibbs

01:10:39.600 Yeah

01:10:41.100 Call an election

01:10:42.620 And at worst get a comfortable plurality

01:10:45.160 If only the right could stop the endless infighting

01:10:49.520 Yeah

01:10:50.300 Yeah

01:10:52.940 Well

01:10:55.580 Yeah

01:10:57.560 You're not wrong

01:10:59.260 You're not wrong

01:11:00.240 We shall see

01:11:03.740 I'm just off the opinion

01:11:05.680 It's not worth backing a party that aren't going to do what needs to be done

01:11:10.240 It's as simple as that

01:11:11.020 I know people don't agree with that view

01:11:14.560 But the existential threat is demographics 0.92

01:11:19.100 I have to throw my support behind the party 0.98

01:11:22.120 That I believe is most likely to address that

01:11:25.120 I don't think reform are going to

01:11:28.960 They're Tories 2.0

01:11:30.200 So what's the point in uniting behind that?

01:11:34.080 How is that

01:11:34.820 I don't see any point in that

01:11:36.340 I don't see any real qualitative difference

01:11:39.440 Between reform and the Tories

01:11:41.360 You've got to get behind reform

01:11:47.220 To what end

01:11:50.500 To what end 1.00

01:11:52.140 So that they don't confront Islam 1.00

01:11:54.480 The Islamification of this country 1.00

01:11:55.800 And our demographic decline 1.00

01:11:57.220 No, well no

01:11:59.040 Sorry, I'll fight a losing battle instead

01:12:02.360 I'd rather that

01:12:04.080 that's just me that's just my opinion okay and the last one around here is from hue man 17

01:12:15.240 hue m a double n hue man 17 says morning bow and little harry all right yeah i'm all right

01:12:22.440 you're right bow would you consider being a guest on red pill 78's rumble podcast

01:12:29.200 never heard of it if i look it up and have a look and consider it i don't know what they are

01:12:33.920 who they are so um possibly you say uh you would both have a great conversation i think keep up

01:12:40.720 the great work well thank you very much for saying that and the rumble rant um never heard of red

01:12:45.460 pill 78 but i'll have a look check them out maybe i've been on a number of smaller podcasts

01:12:51.160 yeah um yeah that's all i can say oh and one last rumble rant from matt c again

01:13:00.960 Says, for the record

01:13:02.580 I mean stop infighting and back restore

01:13:05.260 Ha ha ha, good lad

01:13:07.000 Reform and the Tories are contemptible

01:13:09.620 Right, yeah, let's stop all this infighting

01:13:11.920 We'll all vote restore

01:13:13.760 Oh, you're a reform person

01:13:16.200 Who doesn't like restore

01:13:17.860 Splitting the vote

01:13:18.860 Just vote restore then

01:13:20.460 You want us to stand down

01:13:24.100 And stand aside so you can

01:13:25.400 Win more seats, no

01:13:27.240 If you don't like that, if you don't want the vote being split

01:13:30.060 Come over to restore

01:13:32.260 You can stop the vote being split that way, can't you?

01:13:39.960 Performs just containment, is it?

01:13:41.220 It's part of the containment machine

01:13:42.860 It really, really is 0.97

01:13:45.240 Pro-Ukraine, pro-Israel 1.00

01:13:50.380 You don't want to confront Islam 1.00

01:13:53.020 Because if you lose, you lose 1.00

01:13:55.060 You do anything about Islam 1.00

01:13:57.140 It's too rude to brown people and Muslims 1.00

01:13:59.980 You lose 1.00

01:14:00.600 You lose

01:14:01.220 Not concerned about demographic change

01:14:05.140 It's containment

01:14:08.380 Nigel's boasted

01:14:11.360 For years on end

01:14:12.700 For years on ending

01:14:14.080 He's boasted

01:14:15.300 That anyone an inch to the right of him

01:14:18.140 He has destroyed

01:14:18.820 It's not good enough

01:14:22.020 It's not what I want

01:14:23.180 It's not going to do it

01:14:23.900 He's not the guy

01:14:25.180 He's not the guy

01:14:26.420 Never was

01:14:28.240 some sort of

01:14:30.020 hypno-toad 0.56

01:14:30.760 containment machine

01:14:31.780 all right

01:14:36.960 Tatum2733 says

01:14:38.660 have you ever read

01:14:40.140 Anna Komne

01:14:42.620 or Michael Fellas

01:14:45.440 I don't think so

01:14:47.700 is that even

01:14:49.160 how you pronounce it

01:14:50.020 Michael Sellas

01:14:51.380 Persellas

01:14:53.000 no I haven't

01:14:55.100 sorry

01:14:55.400 Sorry, no

01:14:59.120 Okay, Rowlands

01:15:01.760 Rowlands6439 says

01:15:04.200 Who is the worst chancellor?

01:15:07.420 Mertz or Blair? 1.00

01:15:12.440 Are you German? Are you actually German?

01:15:14.980 Of course, our chancellor is the prime minister 0.93

01:15:17.780 Who's worse? Blair

01:15:19.160 In my opinion 0.99

01:15:20.520 Although, I know a fair bit about Mertz

01:15:23.220 And what Mertz has done

01:15:25.400 um and he's really bad really bad traitorous person but for me perhaps because i'm english

01:15:34.600 the crimes of tony blair seem much worse it's more insidious as well much deeper

01:15:41.800 that's already inherited a giant edifice of machinery that allowed him to continue

01:15:47.480 destroying germany blair changed the game blair started then built the foundations in britain

01:15:54.280 anyway built the foundations to do that so a more insidious darker crime in my opinion okay

01:15:59.980 and the next one's also from roland so the next two are from the same person roland 6439

01:16:05.160 the next one for 20 euros thanks that's very generous says as of late august 2026 uk gas

01:16:12.920 storage facilities are sitting at just 30 capacity a steep collapse from 46 at the same time last

01:16:19.860 year and over 90 in previous years marking the lowest level for august since records began

01:16:25.600 that's interesting i didn't know that all of that was new to me very interesting okay if true and

01:16:32.760 i'm not saying it's not true if you say i'm prepared to believe you take it face value um

01:16:36.560 wow okay i mean is 30 catastrophically low or is it like not too much of a problem obviously it's

01:16:46.640 not good it's obviously not as good as having 90 reserves but how bad is that really doesn't sound

01:16:51.940 good that's very interesting thanks for letting me know that that's interesting i'll google that

01:16:56.160 and have a look about have a look into that see what's going on there yeah thank you it's great

01:17:01.680 to learn new things isn't it learn something new every day good thanks genuinely interesting

01:17:06.600 information there okay the next one the the second one there from roland's third one from

01:17:10.600 rowlands it says in a different timeline bow would have been a face dance prodigy what was face dance

01:17:18.040 harry do you know what face dance is no clue okay i'm not sure i can remember face dance is it like

01:17:25.700 a i can't remember it rings a bell just about by no i don't know what face dance is sorry

01:17:31.480 i would have been a prodigy at it unless it's something really bad embarrassing in which case

01:17:36.520 if it's not something really weird embarrassing then yeah i would have been a project of it yeah

01:17:41.740 should really know what it is before i try and be smug about it okay mr dicky bingo not mr dicky

01:17:50.240 bingo mr uh not mr dinky bingo it's mr dicky bingo who does have his eyesight still thanks 0.52

01:17:58.300 to me he was gonna burn his own retinas out by looking directly at the sun and i saved him from 0.61

01:18:04.740 it that's not exactly how that went by the way mr dickie bingo says andy settled so his true

01:18:13.600 involvement was hidden andy settled so his true involvement was hidden with regard to what exactly

01:18:20.860 are you saying that andy settled the uh court case that he settled in andy burnham no no the

01:18:30.400 Saxcoba godfather oh that Andy sorry sorry of course right of course I understand now

01:18:37.400 when you say Andy I was just thinking Andy Burnham sorry

01:18:39.760 Andy Windsor Andrew Windsor settled so his true involvement was hidden absolutely yeah right yeah

01:18:47.100 that's the whole point of that isn't it that's the whole point of that we'll have no trial there'll

01:18:50.320 be no discovery there'll be no people sitting in court journalists sitting in court making notes

01:18:56.720 Of exactly what's said

01:18:57.660 None of that

01:18:58.460 You avoid all of that

01:19:00.840 If you could just get her to agree

01:19:03.240 To take a whole bunch of money instead

01:19:06.180 Yeah

01:19:06.840 That's what that is isn't it

01:19:08.920 That's what that always is

01:19:10.760 And

01:19:13.920 They say

01:19:15.920 But

01:19:16.720 But

01:19:17.200 I am settling out of court

01:19:18.520 But

01:19:18.880 That's no admission of guilt

01:19:20.520 Isn't it

01:19:21.500 Isn't it

01:19:22.920 Again we'll be the judge of that

01:19:26.720 Okay, the next few here

01:19:29.040 Mr Gently Benevolent says

01:19:30.520 Come on Bo, if Jordan is giving him the boot

01:19:33.500 You can probably get in there 0.79

01:19:35.480 Oh, Katie Price

01:19:38.360 I thought you were talking about Jordan the country then 0.99

01:19:40.120 I don't want to go to Jordan

01:19:43.460 I'm not interested in visiting the country of Jordan

01:19:45.660 If Jordan is giving him the boot 0.99

01:19:48.140 You can probably get in there 1.00

01:19:48.980 My actual real life girlfriend 1.00

01:19:51.960 Is orders of magnitude more attractive 1.00

01:19:53.800 Than Katie Price

01:19:55.580 So pass

01:19:57.340 Thanks

01:19:58.340 Colgon must pay you more than two quid

01:20:02.160 You're in there easy

01:20:03.280 Okay

01:20:07.160 Carmichael cookie dough foot job

01:20:10.520 That's Carmichael underscore

01:20:12.920 Cookie dough underscore

01:20:14.780 Foot job

01:20:16.240 Says

01:20:16.840 Gun to head 1.00

01:20:18.600 Full English or full Irish

01:20:20.340 No cheating with Irish butter in the full English

01:20:22.960 Talking about breakfast here

01:20:24.240 full english of course come on come on now you're talking to an englishman brother

01:20:30.640 you can't beat a full english it's one of the best meals in the world at any time of day

01:20:36.960 two bacon two of sausage fried bread a couple of fried eggs we're talking beans of course

01:20:46.000 fried toms tin toms tin plumbed toms maybe if you're so inclined a bit of mush

01:20:52.960 i have some mushroom want a potato option hash browns perhaps some go with chips i don't i

01:21:00.160 don't do chips on a fry up on a full english myself if there is any sort of potato option

01:21:06.400 i'll go hash brown actually whack an extra sausage on there would you i have three sausages three

01:21:13.200 bacon. Cheers. A cup of tea. Maybe an OJ as well. Lovely jubbly. Full English of course

01:21:23.800 is the correct answer to that question. Okay. Insane Earpist says, okay so you aren't an

01:21:35.720 historian but you are our historian. That's kind. That's very kind. I do have to be clear

01:21:42.840 about it. You know, I've said it in numbers because some people say, oh, Bo claims to be

01:21:46.840 a historian. Bo thinks he's a historian, but he's not really. No, I've never ever claimed to be.

01:21:51.400 From day one of my channel, History Bro, like on the bio of it, I think to this day, it says

01:21:55.980 just a history fan with a mic. That's why Dan Carlin always got around it. You're not a real

01:22:00.840 historian, bro. Yeah, never claimed to be that. Not published. I've never lectured in it at

01:22:05.300 university i just have an undergrad in ancient history and have done 25 30 years of reading

01:22:13.200 but but i'm your but i'm our historian ah that's kind it's really kind really appreciate it when

01:22:23.080 i first started reading that i was like oh they're gonna have a pop no they'll be nice and kind

01:22:28.020 cool okay penultimate one here is from roland's 6439 again who says the uk is entering the colder

01:22:36.340 months with the lowest gas storage levels for late august and early september since records began

01:22:41.680 all right was that you mentioned it it was you as well that mentioned the same thing earlier on

01:22:45.720 oh yeah it doesn't sound good yeah i'll have to look into it whether that is sort of reserves at

01:22:50.680 30 whether that's like truly catastrophic or whether it's not that bad i really don't know

01:22:56.260 it sounds bad doesn't it i imagine it is bad of whether they can stock it up between now and

01:23:03.220 november whenever gets when it when it gets really cold i don't know doesn't sound great

01:23:08.500 though i mean the way you're phrasing when you're putting it doesn't doesn't bode well does it

01:23:13.860 i have to do a little bit reading about that find out what's going on okay the last one here

01:23:18.500 From Tatum again

01:23:20.800 Tatum2733 says

01:23:22.220 Celus

01:23:24.720 I guess it's Celus

01:23:26.440 Celus and Comneny

01:23:28.100 Are

01:23:28.940 1000s Roman historians

01:23:32.320 Oh I know

01:23:33.900 I do know Anna

01:23:34.960 Okay I have read a bit

01:23:36.180 And know of Anna Comneny

01:23:37.720 Yeah she was

01:23:38.380 Yeah

01:23:39.060 I've talked about

01:23:39.980 They've talked about her

01:23:41.160 With

01:23:41.980 I did a long form bit of content

01:23:43.160 With

01:23:43.820 Iron Age agriculturalist

01:23:46.440 Marcus

01:23:47.980 all about um byzantium and we talked all about her and some of her history there so sorry that

01:23:57.480 does ring a bell sorry you're right i i have read a bit of that a little bit of that i certainly

01:24:01.720 know about her life yeah okay so our 1000 romans historians uh and you say also i turned 22 today

01:24:11.120 oh happy birthday happy birthday buddy um so they are knocking me in the head with a mace as hard

01:24:17.820 as possible as usual well happy birthday happy birthday sorry i do know about anna kobneny i'm

01:24:23.960 probably pronouncing that terribly i don't have any greek i don't speak any greek i'm probably

01:24:29.500 pronouncing that terrible and michael has just don't know how to answer either okay one more

01:24:38.720 has ticked in or two more have just ticked in actually roland 6439 says face dance is all about

01:24:45.020 moving your face, making mimics to noise, making mimics to music, simply letting your

01:24:51.140 face dance, so to speak.

01:24:56.160 Yeah, I'd be a project at that.

01:25:03.320 Yeah, not quite Jim Carrey levels of plasticity to my face, but not better than most.

01:25:14.840 Is that a good thing?

01:25:18.700 Have a high level of...

01:25:21.060 Anyway, all right.

01:25:21.960 And last one here.

01:25:22.760 Let's get going.

01:25:23.520 Nearly finished for the day.

01:25:24.760 Got a crack on.

01:25:26.260 Kiefer Brown, 1337, says,

01:25:28.700 Forgetting the black pudding is disgraceful.

01:25:31.620 Unsub.

01:25:31.980 Don't go.

01:25:32.620 Don't go.

01:25:33.460 Don't leave me.

01:25:34.640 You're part of the glorious band.

01:25:35.440 The chosen few, don't go.

01:25:36.440 We can still make this work.

01:25:38.880 Kiefer Brown's obviously joking there.

01:25:41.600 Black pudding, yeah.

01:25:43.480 Yeah.

01:25:44.000 I don't mind black pudding

01:25:46.300 I don't mind it

01:25:47.120 If it's on the plate

01:25:48.480 If it comes as part of the full English

01:25:50.760 I'll happily eat it 0.86

01:25:51.940 If it's one of those full English 1.00

01:25:53.480 Where you pick exactly what you do and don't want

01:25:55.740 I'm probably not going to pick it

01:25:57.380 Eh, it's just me 1.00

01:25:58.460 Call it heretical if you like 0.99

01:26:00.600 If it's on the plate 1.00

01:26:02.920 I'll happily eat it

01:26:04.000 Nice, nice black pudding

01:26:06.560 Cooked just right

01:26:07.540 It can be delicious

01:26:08.680 I like it a little bit crispy

01:26:09.900 I like it a little bit dry and crispy

01:26:11.040 Like hash browns

01:26:12.200 i like my hash browns quite crispy um again if i'm just picking it i'd rather have more sausage

01:26:19.680 and bacon and egg at the expense of black pudding but no i don't i don't mind black pudding you're

01:26:27.920 quite right properly speaking formally legally speaking you gotta have a bit of black pudding

01:26:33.660 with your full english all right that's the last one okay that's the show guys it's now 26 minutes

01:26:40.640 past nine in the am british summertime wednesday the 2nd of september in the year of our law 2026

01:26:45.340 you've been the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters thank you for joining

01:26:50.340 me without you guys it isn't a thing try and make the best of their head if you can

01:26:53.300 the most valuable thing you'll ever have is your time most valuable thing by orders of magnitude

01:27:00.520 more valuable than gold or silver or cars or houses you might ever own you can't take any

01:27:04.920 of that with you it's ultimately the final reckoning of no value isn't it your time the

01:27:11.340 time on this earth is finite doesn't feel like it sometimes especially when you're young but it is

01:27:15.740 try and make it count try and do something valuable with it if you can

01:27:19.340 all right i'm not going to get too preachy you do you it's up to you all right then

01:27:24.600 until tomorrow morning take care

01:27:34.920 Thank you.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 02, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 2nd September 2026

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