The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters

00:00:00.000 welcome to the thousandth episode of the podcast the load seaters i'm joined by oh josh and connor

00:00:14.940 and today we're going to be talking about how trump uh i think he's one with this uh

00:00:20.140 haitians eating cats thing we'll talk about it uh we're going to talk about why um kirsten

00:00:25.360 armor has decided to freeze your grandma and we're going to talk about what sweden's doing

00:00:29.100 about the immigration and how i'm not really happy about it actually uh it's kind of weak

00:00:33.200 spies um but uh right i mean before we begin of course uh we are doing a kind of lads hour

00:00:41.120 um podcast uh thing at the end of this uh i'm sure i could have described that better basically a

00:00:49.120 free lads hour basically yeah uh so what we're going to do is just continue to keep this stream

00:00:53.820 going so you don't actually need to go to the website to come and watch lads hour this week

00:00:57.920 just stay here and we'll take like a five minute break and then we'll just be back to talk about

00:01:03.120 um whatever the the podcast the fact we've had a thousand episodes and like this has been a long

00:01:08.980 strange journey and we appreciate you've been with us um quite a remarkable benchmark really a thousand

00:01:13.720 yeah it's a lot isn't it yeah we're coming for you joe rogan how many see them he's almost up to

00:01:19.720 two thousand oh really is it nearly five thousand i thought it was nearly two thousand it can't be that

00:01:23.960 many i think it is it's well over two thousand surely live check it yeah oh either way a thousand

00:01:30.480 of anything is pretty impressive okay well anyway right so let's uh let's begin trump keeps winning

00:01:35.820 i think that this uh haitians eating cats thing and dogs uh was a bit of a win but before we begin 0.99

00:01:41.760 go and get issue two of islander it is finally out and of course it is as gorgeous as the previous

00:01:48.740 one was and what i like about this one is a completely different tone there's a the theme

00:01:53.380 of apocalypse in it now a lot of people oh my god that means the end of the world no it means the

00:01:58.300 lifting of the veil because i think the in the original greek that's what apocalypse means

00:02:02.720 and i think that we're arriving in a place now where a lot of the scales are falling from people's

00:02:09.540 eyes right look at the way the labor party is cratering in the polls uh i think a lot of people

00:02:13.980 are realizing wow all of those westminster parties basically the same and they all hate us and they're

00:02:19.860 destroying our countries and it looks like there's no going back from this so this is a liminal point

00:02:25.340 there's a barrier between two worlds and we're crossing through them and that's what this issue of

00:02:30.060 islander is about so go and get that um it's only going to be available for what four weeks i think

00:02:35.420 uh this being the first week and we will not be reprinting them you can't get issue one unless it's uh

00:02:42.060 i'm gonna purchase secondhand or someone else uh so go and get issue two while you can and uh right

00:02:48.580 let's carry on so i woke up yesterday to this trending

00:02:52.140 come on come on this is good this is good fun mimetic politics that the americans get to engage

00:03:02.340 in we get to have a very boring manager telling us how he's going to murder you in your sleep

00:03:06.920 and they get trump yelling they're eating the dogs uh this of course came from the trump harris debate

00:03:13.740 this is the particular time stamp can't hear for so embarrassed by it in springfield they're eating

00:03:21.540 the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the 0.99

00:03:28.960 the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country and it's a shame as far

00:03:35.360 as rallies are concerned as far as i do think that this was necessary given since the mean power of

00:03:48.100 him surviving the assassination attempt it's been a total dearth of energy it has and this is why i was

00:03:53.980 i was really happy to wake up to this uh because we're so back this is so like american politics

00:04:00.260 is fun again because that's the thing british politics is just depressing but trump made american

00:04:05.320 politics exciting and hilarious it's not a liar though is it i've seen clips from months ago i've seen

00:04:10.580 clips from months ago where it's sub not haitians sub-saharan africans killing and eating domestic 0.71

00:04:15.400 cats and dogs and swans catching a swan in a park making an open fire on the on the pavement

00:04:20.260 and cooking it it's not it's not a lot in italy and france yeah it's not it was a case outside of

00:04:26.140 a tube station in italy there was an african cooking a cat outside of the entrance of the

00:04:31.780 tube station i've seen at least four or five clips from haiti well that's what the shit lib media

00:04:36.860 because well that's not haitian is it in 2021 there's a video of a haitian eating a human so i

00:04:41.840 feel like a cat is probably very much on the menu well we covered barbecue the general barbecue

00:04:46.700 well supposedly a lot of the videos from the general barbecue stuff were actually

00:04:50.560 older and the media was reveling saying this is misinformation this is actually from 2021

00:04:55.380 oh well that's okay checkmate you've got us there in comparison to that cats are a delicacy

00:05:01.000 yeah we'll get on to you see they're eating dirt cookies as well oh yeah that's a traditional

00:05:07.140 thing apparently they buy bags of dirt and i was like they buy bags of dirt what are they stood on

00:05:12.380 they can't even dig it up exactly like can't you just shovels not yet invented i mean

00:05:17.060 apparently they buy the bags of dirt on credit as well it's a dino dirt cookies i guess yeah like

00:05:23.580 they can't even afford dirt i just literally dirt pork why'd you buy it like okay whatever i don't i

00:05:31.820 don't know jd vant said about this was really good though he was basically saying whether it's true or

00:05:36.680 not it's really important to actually highlight what's going on in this community and it doesn't

00:05:40.200 really matter because this is what has made the media look at uh springfield ohio well it's it's

00:05:45.560 been uh a headline that's been everywhere for the past couple of days and it's forced a lot of

00:05:52.940 people to come out and say things that are just very funny just imagine sending this headline back

00:06:00.400 10 years as well jason miller's standing there like to read the shade which is amusing

00:06:06.880 we're just height of the obama administration bush administration this is politics in 10 years

00:06:13.720 time ohio leaders dismiss claims of migrants in pets i mean come on that's funny give it give it to 1.00

00:06:19.840 the clinton foundation this is how you'll clean up in haiti since the earthquake's going by the way

00:06:23.440 i'm pretty sure i saw this headline at the start of idiocracy didn't i

00:06:25.920 probably so uh ohio governor mike dewine was like well this is something that came up on the internet

00:06:33.680 and the internet could be crazy which is a surprisingly forbearing way of responding

00:06:39.020 to it and uh mayor rob rue said well we've not been able to verify any credible reports or specific

00:06:44.020 claims of pets being harmed uh which is great right what that is is well the particular government

00:06:51.380 data and the actual reports that we have don't specify this and so that means that the shitlib media

00:06:57.500 is like oh my god how could you ever suggest that a haitian would ever eat a pet which means that 1.00

00:07:03.560 we're on a ticking clock in the next couple of days someone's gonna get their pet eaten by a goddamn 0.93

00:07:09.000 haitian in ohio if you live in springfield ohio the doomsday clock is just moving one second closer

00:07:16.560 to midnight because this always happens when they do this right they come out and they're like haitians 1.00

00:07:22.140 you mean frenchmen you mean germans the sophisticated people who would never do and then it's literally

00:07:28.060 just a matter of time until boom here we go prime example of literally one gnawing on a raw one in the

00:07:33.540 middle of the street in ohio right like that this happens every time when they defend these kinds of

00:07:38.600 communities so the the thing that has been said by the trump campaign is that they're just waiting to

00:07:44.720 get definitive proof they've heard lots of reports from people on the ground the local residents which i feel

00:07:49.960 like if you're getting lots and lots of reports of the same thing yeah it's probably true yes it's

00:07:55.500 just that the media has got no interest in going to the place to find out eventually someone is going

00:08:00.260 to something's going to come out because there's no smoke without nate huckman's going down there to

00:08:04.540 interview people next week there we go well it's just going to be an easy win isn't it really

00:08:08.680 i love this it's a slur against haitians to suggest they eat cats and dogs our country deserves better 1.00

00:08:15.420 is it also anti-chinese racism well we'll uh get to it in a minute the koreans as well offended

00:08:20.820 but uh you know then you've got uh the typical response on twitter i cannot stress enough that

00:08:27.240 even if haitians are killing geese some claim are true it would be a misdemeanor oh the hillbillies 0.61

00:08:32.700 do it all the time and there were others who are like yeah i'd probably eat some of that but hang

00:08:35.660 on abducting them from the park is different from shooting them in a reserve because if you pay for a

00:08:40.500 hunting license and pay for the reserve you're actually helping preserve the overall animal population

00:08:44.300 you're not abducting some child's feathered friend sure and it's also not the time to hunt geese at

00:08:49.360 the minute there's a specific that's the main problem the the the point is that the the ducks

00:08:55.440 at the park are actually kind of ornamental right they beautify the town been listening to alex jones

00:09:00.620 haven't they ducks at the park are free i was gonna make that joke afterwards oh sorry but that's

00:09:05.240 that's an anglo thing though because the entire point of that meme is that he abducts them to take

00:09:08.500 them home and care for them not to barbecue them well yeah yeah that's a good point but uh there was

00:09:13.840 also you know local news response well this isn't local news but um i can't play it because it's

00:09:19.520 not loading also just obviously perhaps it's obvious point out but like ducks or swans at a

00:09:24.060 park or any sort of feral animal that's one thing but if it's someone's pet dog or cat that's like a

00:09:28.720 member of the family yes like it cut you in half emotionally if you find some african or haitian 1.00

00:09:35.620 is is is roasting your pet cat or dog yes and then eating it that's terrible that that would

00:09:42.300 be absolutely terrible but uh anyway the barbaric there was a video from cbs news it's not loading

00:09:48.220 now uh of a african-american reporter who went to the local haitian community in ohio and said look

00:09:55.740 this is disgraceful i'm i'm at a haitian barbecue place there's no cat on the menu here what are you

00:10:01.540 talking about it okay fair enough fair enough so i thought i'd go back in time actually i'd use the

00:10:07.800 magic of google which allows you to do time searches and search for just oh i don't know

00:10:13.500 2014 where a blog here where are all the cats in port our prince well they say this is this is so good

00:10:20.720 it's so good right as we traveled around haiti through port our prince blanchard liogan there is

00:10:26.480 all french names right i saw dogs everywhere always yellow brown and whitish colored dogs but hardly any

00:10:31.180 black dogs then i realized where are all the cats and her guide said yo we don't eat the cats but

00:10:37.160 she's put a little asterisk next to that what the necessity of the asterisk look look where are all

00:10:46.720 the cats little asterisk there at the bottom asterisk i later learned the summations do i i don't

00:10:53.760 encourage comical surely that's meant to be funny i don't encourage anyone to look but i have seen

00:10:58.240 video proof that this happens in haiti yeah there is i'm not horrifying yeah it's gross

00:11:03.580 but then you know there's also uh a redditor here who 12 years ago decided to go to haiti and said

00:11:10.320 while i was visiting haiti it was really awesome to see kittens running around the villages i visited

00:11:14.580 after a week though i got curious and asked someone where where are the cats where are the adult cats

00:11:19.300 and they just replied oh they get eaten and uh this chap went to haiti and uh this is an imager

00:11:24.180 like series of i'm not gonna get them up but he's just there taking photos of the cat being

00:11:29.560 roasted and that he ate and it's like okay that's that's lovely um and so it does what they do eat

00:11:35.580 cats this is a lady who's the daughter of haitian immigrant and she's like yeah they they had some 1.00

00:11:41.560 practice voodoo in haiti someone actually sent this to us uh in a a comment yesterday when i talked

00:11:48.960 about them eating geese yeah and uh one one thing i love about this is elon musk got this 47 million

00:11:55.320 views but also not being funny oh there's no proof this has happened i've seen a photo of a man

00:12:02.500 holding a goose just walking hang on that's not a cat is it yeah exactly as i said near the top of the

00:12:09.960 segment there's loads of evidence yeah of people non-western people just eating pets and animals

00:12:17.800 when they come to the west whether it's a goose a swan a goose picture was from a few years ago by

00:12:22.660 the way the thing is westerners oh no i know westerners and the english in particular have a

00:12:26.840 really weird relationship with animals most foreigners don't think of animals in the same 0.95

00:12:30.680 way we do we we really love animals and they're like these are food what do they think when they

00:12:36.540 go to the zoo then do they just go around thinking oh i wonder how that have you not yeah have you not

00:12:41.080 seen when recently that um islamic revolution that you covered they broke into the zoo in the city 0.99

00:12:48.140 oh bangladesh yeah they were they were chasing like deer and exhibits round that's true i shared that video

00:12:54.540 yeah they were chasing around the zoo animals trying to eat them yes they do go to the zoo and go god

00:13:00.380 that looks tasty and then when there's a collapse of civilization they break in and eat it finally

00:13:04.920 apocalypse it's very european to sort of love dogs for example um in the man who would be king with

00:13:12.060 sean connery and michael caine the gurkha thinks it's odd that englishmen give dogs names the very

00:13:17.420 idea of having a dog's opinion you give it a name you treat it as a member of the family that's bizarre

00:13:21.500 probably is to them yeah yeah thing barbarians yeah so anyway the reason i'm i'm sticking on the

00:13:26.980 cap thing uh because they do eat cats in haiti and uh hilariously oh no you've not got the

00:13:33.980 there we go um oh yeah there was this as well by the way um she's not a haitian woman yeah i yeah i 0.99

00:13:41.340 just wanted to debunk this fake news very quickly the uh the woman that everyone uh saw eating a cat

00:13:47.160 she's not a haitian woman in springfield ohio she's in a different town in ohio and she's just 0.90

00:13:53.460 an african-american the mimetic uh poetry of this is that her surname is feral but it's also i don't

00:14:00.880 know what she's on but the the insinuation here is that you basically have to be on bath salts to

00:14:05.740 do exact things they do in haiti yeah yeah which makes me question the consistency of the mud 0.99

00:14:11.740 um anyway so it uh it really showed trump when uh kamala harris rally they broke into chants of

00:14:21.620 we're not eating cats this was to keep the taylor swift announcement of course

00:14:24.960 they protest too much if you're really not eating cats you don't have to keep saying exactly that's

00:14:38.500 the point isn't it you know it's it's like okay where's the dialectic gone here it's like trump's

00:14:43.180 like they're eating cats and dogs and have a kamala race we're not eating cats and if you did if you 0.83

00:14:47.560 woke up today and you didn't know anything about and you was just like they're yelling they don't

00:14:51.300 eat cats count down to the vice article of if you don't eat cats you're a racist yeah right

00:14:56.480 like they're on a strange yesterday yeah they're on a strange trajectory where suddenly

00:15:02.360 they are responding to trump trump's making claims which are hilarious everyone's enjoying the meat i

00:15:08.840 mean i'm not even getting the memes up obviously you know memes are everywhere of trump saving the

00:15:12.320 cats and the geese and uh and now they've got to be like no we don't eat cats so if you're explaining

00:15:18.000 you're losing that's the way they're just doing trump's campaigning for him aren't they by saying

00:15:24.240 that we're not eating cats asterisk yet and yet the opposition of the one that's weird apparently

00:15:29.140 yeah so cats have always been fairly highly revered i mean islam famously hate dogs but 1.00

00:15:34.300 they love cats there's a story of a cat sleeping on one of muhammad's sleeves and he cut his own

00:15:38.480 sleeve off at the shoulder so he wouldn't disturb the cat right in ancient egypt it was the death

00:15:43.680 penalty for killing a cat uh most people in the west a lot of people i'm not a particularly cat

00:15:48.700 person but some people love their cats are obsessed with cats so you've got to be truly sort of barbaric

00:15:54.240 in the old school sense of that word to just kill and roast a cat and eat it is there even much

00:15:58.700 flesh on the things a bit bony aren't they you're really gonna get much i'm actually weirdly

00:16:03.600 permissive about foreigners eating animals i can i can understand that you know it's different over

00:16:08.240 there you know if all you've got is the mud cookie then maybe the cat is you know you're thinking okay 0.66

00:16:13.100 well i might give it a try right but like why cat like why why can't there's so little meat on a cat

00:16:20.100 you've lost your colonial spirit carl we need to enforce our morals on them i'm not saying i i wouldn't 0.97

00:16:25.420 want that to be the case but like i can just understand that if you're living in a very

00:16:29.680 strange place you might eat very strange food right but the french have given them billions

00:16:33.920 in foreign aid you'd expect them not to be able to eat modern cats by now cat killers get the jibbit

00:16:40.260 i feel that's a different conversation if it's a straight up choice between mud

00:16:45.300 or cat flesh i yeah i take the cat but it shouldn't be

00:16:48.900 again that's a different conversation all right which i agree plenty of people in haiti i'm just

00:16:55.140 throwing that one out there i think they've already cracked that yeah they go down that route too so i

00:16:59.400 just want to come back to the original claim being about geese right the actual claim that a guy uh who

00:17:04.960 went to the city commission meeting made was that they're taking geese from the park i think it's

00:17:09.680 like kind of odd that like a guy like me has to come out from doing what i do on a daily basis to have

00:17:14.440 fun because i see what's going on in these streets and i see you guys just sitting up there in them

00:17:18.060 comfy chairs and suits like and i'm getting out here every day and i'm broadcasting this and you

00:17:23.040 guys are just sitting up there in suits or something like i i really challenge you guys to get out here

00:17:26.940 and do something these patients are running into trash cans they're running into buildings they're

00:17:32.860 running into they're flipping cars in the middle of the street and i don't know how like y'all can be

00:17:40.340 comfortable with this like i don't know like who's getting paid from this i feel like i honestly feel

00:17:45.660 like someone's getting paid from it in the background they dropped which they 100 are the

00:17:50.880 manufacturing there uh i can't remember the guy's name now i covered it on monday uh he's employing

00:17:56.260 them in the factories um so there are absolutely people getting making mud mud cookies nationwide i don't

00:18:02.500 know i don't know what the local horses to make glue or something god only knows but uh so the original

00:18:07.800 the chinese communist party leadership are getting paid with in lols yeah but the the original claim

00:18:13.120 was not actually cats um again trump trump has got them yelling we don't eat cats but that was never

00:18:18.460 actually the conversation that anyone was having the conversation was about the geese they're stealing

00:18:23.180 the ducks alex jones style from the parks it turns out they are actually free uh even if they're

00:18:27.760 ornamental and a lot of people came out and were like yeah this is kind of true as far as we can tell

00:18:32.460 uh how duck rescuer was like um yeah i think they are being murdered for food by quote-unquote

00:18:38.020 migrants why would you do they're just they're adorable like why okay duck is delicious i don't 1.00

00:18:44.020 get me wrong i refuse to it i can't do it i genuinely i can't i wouldn't eat a duck from a park but you

00:18:48.540 know i'm not that not to that degree but you know the ornamental duck no just the oriental yeah yeah

00:18:55.280 exactly you know it's come from china it's better in my belly to be honest you send out fresh it's 0.81

00:18:59.200 delicious yeah it is yeah uh and uh the the police can uh have confirmed they've got audio

00:19:05.520 from the federalist like yep the uh the haitians were indeed running around with geese in their

00:19:10.920 hands uh i mean okay it's not the best picture to make you sympathetic no i'm not just before

00:19:18.260 attack i'm not unleash the goose the goose voffin on the haitians it doesn't work i've been bitten by

00:19:22.740 i've been bitten by a goose before when i was fishing i was minding my own business and it bit me

00:19:26.320 on the backside they have teeth it's quite scary it hurt yeah i i am less sympathetic to the geese

00:19:31.460 and cats i have to the geese had it coming um i've never eaten goose i wonder what goose tastes

00:19:36.220 like better than turkey yeah yeah turkey's really dry goose is really succulent and uh the attorney

00:19:44.180 general was like yeah they are doing it so like again like it's only a matter of time until the magic

00:19:50.920 soil actually didn't take effect on these haitians they're like well we've run out of geese we're 1.00

00:19:56.420 down to the cat there's like extra mean magic in this as well because this is jd vance's home state

00:20:01.380 yes so yeah ironically perfect pick yes and they they are actually stealing wildlife and just killing

00:20:08.440 them and eating them so that is true even if the cat thing is yet unsubstantiated but again just set

00:20:15.100 your watch is going to happen um and so anyway i thought we'd uh just go to house trump doing well

00:20:21.540 they're worried that actually uh trump's messages resonating with people they're eating the dogs

00:20:26.460 they're eating the cats america's going down the tube yep a lot of them do think that i mean one

00:20:31.180 one american was like well trump's message of decline resonates because you can see it which is true

00:20:37.140 and i thought we'd just go to the swing states see how they're doing uh well honestly it's it's a bit of a

00:20:42.960 toss-up kamala harris is ahead in two but the rest are on a knife edge the other four on a knife edge 1.00

00:20:48.200 um so some of the pro-trump pollsters as well in the aftermath of the debate had him had his lead

00:20:54.480 diminished by a few points really i i don't want to be a doomer because i would of course prefer trump

00:21:00.200 i do think there are enough stupid people out there that are convinced by social media vibes

00:21:06.240 that could vote harrison maybe so they this meme game is great i think this is the best thing they've

00:21:12.160 done a little while they need to keep up some pressure it's certainly not guaranteed is it

00:21:16.720 no and i just want to point out that um hillary was ahead in all of these during her time the polling 0.91

00:21:22.320 is always very democrats skewed uh frankly if i were the democrats and i think this is what's

00:21:28.060 happening with them they're looking at these advantages and saying well hang on a second a

00:21:31.260 point ahead that's not good that means we're probably losing that state so i think that they

00:21:37.580 should be worried about it because of course the kind of people who come out to vote for trump are the

00:21:41.320 kind who don't tend to show up in the polling um he is apparently also gaining ground with

00:21:46.360 independence so according to the new york post uh he's doing better with independence than harris is

00:21:51.520 good and uh biden did tell people don't eat dogs and cats well still here what's he still doing here

00:22:02.080 well he's the president why is he still making any sort of public why is he still making any sort of

00:22:06.740 public appearance or saying anything he is the president of the united states and he decided

00:22:10.500 so i saw some people say this was an amazing 4d chess move to get back at kamala for getting rid of

00:22:27.880 i i don't think he knows where he is and what yeah i also saw people saying that it was a move

00:22:32.640 of solidarity on the anniversary of 9 11 well that's what the bbc said

00:22:36.600 how does that make sense

00:22:39.940 because if there's one thing joe biden's been known for it's solidarity with trump

00:22:46.040 key campaign pledge he's going to rebuild the towers somehow i mean

00:22:49.500 no um but yeah biden basically just looks out to lunch i mean notice how slowly and unsure he was

00:22:57.760 moving around he just he just looks like he's gone man and he was visiting firefighters in pennsylvania

00:23:05.180 and the white house said he donned the cap as a gesture of unity and then said literally uh don't

00:23:10.740 eat cats and dogs and uh for some reason tim waltz uh decided that kamala harris is a young prostitute 0.99

00:23:16.140 which was weird because this started and i love this story as a young prostitutor

00:23:21.560 kamala harris talked about going in that oh the freudian slip vindicated there yeah what's that did

00:23:29.320 he misspeak or well i've secure he meant right okay but i think i think that was probably more

00:23:34.920 accurate it's the most accurate thing that's ever come out of his mouth also he does look like the

00:23:38.760 reanimated corpse of john mccain it's quite uncanny yeah but it's like john mccain's gay little brother 0.71

00:23:44.080 he's really really um effervescent and it's very annoying and i'm sure it works with the single

00:23:52.800 cat moms i don't think it does but i don't know i i just find him really annoying uh but not even in

00:23:59.100 a sort of like you know oh he's important sort of way i'm just like why are you here you know it's like

00:24:06.680 anyway but uh but anyway we'll we'll leave that one there i don't think trump's doing too badly

00:24:11.700 out of the cat mean uh the cat i mean are we doing we got a lot of chats you know we'll we'll we'll

00:24:16.920 saving those we'll save the chats the live thing afterwards because they'll still be there yeah

00:24:21.120 we've got loads yep understandable right so the labor party in their dearth of popularity following

00:24:28.280 the southport massacre have decided their next great pr move is to freeze your granny to death to

00:24:33.820 pay for migrant housing hooray that's not an exaggeration wish it was we'll go through exactly 0.98

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00:25:04.020 weeks unless your country is a bunch of filthy commies and they hold it up at the border which 0.98

00:25:08.160 case not awful um essays in there include carl's raw egg nationalists and stephan molyneux so for a

00:25:13.640 little preview go have a look at that also uh dave just dave the distributist love dave green

00:25:18.880 amazing essays genuinely an amazing essay and i'm in there and josh's in there yes i prefer josh's bit

00:25:24.240 and it's very good so thank you tried his hand at poetry so so do do do have a crack anyway on to

00:25:29.560 things that are less competent um the winter fuel allowance vote happened and the government won the

00:25:34.620 plan to scrap it they say to restrict it to all but the poorest pensioners so they said they're going

00:25:39.760 to means test it the majority of people have had it taken off them by 348 votes to 228 so almost every

00:25:48.380 single labor mp who was at least present voted for this one labor mp chose not to do it his name

00:25:54.980 was john trinkett and he's about to lose the whip because keir starmer is merciless over that sort of

00:25:59.860 thing um so they won by a majority of 120 every single other mp from every other party voted against

00:26:06.340 it so i've seen labor mps holding placards before the election saying i will vote against withdrawing the

00:26:14.260 the fuel allowance with a signature and they voted in favor of it and i've comrade starmer looked at

00:26:20.480 them and they're like christ actually i won't vote for it well the icy stare of the machine man

00:26:26.340 funny you say that about comrade starmer you decided to remind me of this this morning this was

00:26:30.060 oh let's have a look at the date 30th of april 2024 so before the election was even announced

00:26:34.740 not exactly ancient history though no i went to dewsbury winter before last

00:26:40.220 in the height of the energy price is going up and spoke to an 84 year old woman

00:26:47.120 worked all her life obviously now a pensioner and she told me that she doesn't get out of bed till 1.00

00:26:53.420 midday because she didn't want to turn the heating on yeah it's awful and then when she did get in

00:26:57.480 out of bed she had this sort of thermal jacket but she just wore all day long so she didn't have to

00:27:03.100 put the heating up very high that's an awful position just a quick thing this is starting to

00:27:09.420 make starmer's decision to take the windfuel allowance seem vengeful she really pissed him

00:27:13.760 off or something

00:27:14.320 he voted tory so i'm gonna yeah exactly she voted tory this is like when gordon brown got into the

00:27:19.900 car and said bigoted woman yeah absolute contempt for his voter base bear in mind in 2017 labor said

00:27:25.940 that if the tories had done this this would cost 4 000 pensioner lives a year yeah so as the so they

00:27:33.040 they've got a number yeah well the retirement age has like the number of people retired has gone up

00:27:37.560 so billions must die care starmer they're constantly worrying about um global warming

00:27:42.260 but it's the cold that kills people like they're worried oh you know people will die of overheating

00:27:47.200 well 10 times more people die of the cold yeah bjorn lomberg's got good numbers on this uh also

00:27:51.680 winter fuel allowance probably wouldn't even be necessary if energy was cheap and plentiful

00:27:56.200 like if you could afford if we had nuclear power plants or and fracking as well because most most

00:28:00.960 central heating is run on gas if only we had an oil field in the north sea i know quite yeah if we

00:28:05.480 drill baby drill if we tapped about 10 percent of that we'd be energy independent for 50 years but

00:28:09.760 no we're not allowed to do that that information about the vote in parliament though that was

00:28:13.920 interesting to me because i didn't know the exact numbers but that seems to be like a harbinger of

00:28:18.280 the future oh yeah because 120 is not close in other words even without the the iron hand the iron

00:28:27.660 gauntlet of keir starlin they'll still probably be able to win anything but it's also remarkable even if

00:28:32.880 everyone else in parliament votes against it 120 is not close like 20 or 30 is not that close

00:28:38.500 he goes show you like the kind of like insane tyrant that starmer is he can make the socialists who

00:28:44.140 love giving away government money rescind it just by saying no you know no this every single one of

00:28:51.420 you apart from this one guy who's going to get booted are just so cowed it shows you the level of

00:28:56.400 control the iron grip that keir starlin currently has over the labor party because this is the last

00:29:00.960 thing that any labor mp wants to do i know i want i want to give everyone government money what are

00:29:05.480 you talking about well they had shame shouted at them from the galley when the vote went ahead from

00:29:10.540 the from the hardcore conservative shame shouted at who sorry people that were in the in the commons

00:29:15.420 were shouting shame at the other party oh right so i'm surprised that even like people that probably

00:29:21.240 hate starlin in the labor party i don't know someone like john mcdonaldra or old corbynistas or that

00:29:25.780 uh uh budget bloke or the few people that he yeeted right in the beginning i took the whip away

00:29:31.900 did they not vote against him just out of they voted they voted against him yes oh they did they

00:29:36.920 did do that okay all right okay there's a there's a list of all the mps here they're under they're

00:29:40.820 technically listed under independent because they've had the whip withdrawn from them because they voted

00:29:45.020 against him on a previous one and he punished them for that here we are they're still labor mps right

00:29:49.880 even if you've had the whip removed you're still a labor mp right they were elected as labor mps but

00:29:53.800 as you can see there john mcdonald zara sultana um richard bergen asparna bay and that's who i mean

00:29:59.540 they're still being punished so i wouldn't be surprised if they all defect into this jeremy

00:30:03.540 corbyn style independent gaza bloc i mean to be honest with you this would have been the time for

00:30:07.740 like 100 labor mps to have revolted and just said no we're not going to vote for that because our

00:30:12.880 constituents are going to hammer us they're not going to forget this i thought that would happen

00:30:17.240 straight away it's not happening straight away but it almost certainly will right connor at some

00:30:21.260 point between in the next four year four and a half years at some point there'll be over something

00:30:25.800 when kids someone says we're going to euthanize them all now no they're all in favor of that 0.86

00:30:30.580 remember because they're trying to pass the assisted dying bill i reckon something like that will happen

00:30:34.440 because starma is very unpopular and he's been bucking blair's advice consistently to the point where

00:30:38.980 blair is now actively counter-signaling their immigration policy so i wouldn't be surprised if blair

00:30:43.860 manoeuvres things and has someone well i've i've heard rumors that um andy burnham will be put in

00:30:49.360 a safe seat by election to prop him up as a potential member of cabinet to then take over from starma

00:30:55.560 and then it might possibly be that lisa nandy takes over as his second in command because she's a woman 1.00

00:31:00.120 and they're both in the north and in the labor system you have to run like a president vp style

00:31:04.460 ticket it's not like the tory leadership election so you have to pick a pair that's the rumor and i wouldn't

00:31:09.240 be surprised if that happens burnham and nandy i'd rather i'd rather stay with actually would i i

00:31:15.260 don't know am i being sarcastic or not i don't even know well that's the point isn't it it's like look

00:31:18.820 starma is evil but nandy and burnham uh bergen andy burnham oh but andy burnham sorry useless but

00:31:27.100 he's not perceived to be useless because he led the inquiry for the hillsborough disaster so if they've

00:31:32.040 alienated the north they think they might get that area back on side with him that's that's genuinely

00:31:36.640 the optics of this a few details for our american friends who don't have to deal with this policy

00:31:40.680 basically winter fuel payments are made about 200 to 300 quid in november and december and they'll

00:31:46.680 still be available for a slim minority of pensioners who are on pension credit but not most of the state

00:31:51.920 pension are definitely not on private pensions just as a quick thing here i mean i actually agree that

00:31:56.420 this should be means tested uh not in the way that starma's there i'm thinking you know anyone over

00:32:00.800 like you know 60 grand a year or something doesn't need it obviously you know starma's like yeah but

00:32:05.680 that's still costing me money so we need to but also the pensions as well are taxed which is also

00:32:10.400 mad yeah like if you go over grabbing as much as that back as we can well yeah exactly so your income

00:32:15.860 that you invested was then taxed to be saved and then if you earn over 12 500 income tax threshold

00:32:22.140 from your pension every year you then get taxed on your pension about 50 percent and then when you

00:32:26.120 die of the cold starma takes that yeah with your inheritance down yeah it's almost like the whole

00:32:30.120 thing's a scam isn't it that's a question about the triple luck because because i'm not a pensioner

00:32:34.780 i never really pay any close attention to all those news stories when they're in the news all

00:32:38.040 the time i'm just like oh that doesn't affect me you know everyone does that right uh but there's

00:32:41.880 this idea of the triple lock i know about that at least to a small extent didn't they keep promising

00:32:46.060 again and again and again that they won't get rid of the triple lock and then even after this story

00:32:49.820 has gone through people saying well we haven't got rid of the triple lock the triple lock's still in

00:32:53.340 place so can you just explain that i mean so the triple lock isn't real in order the triple lock

00:32:58.860 means that the state pension rises in line with uh inflation um average wages or a set amount

00:33:05.840 every single year so it's not actually how much money you get off your heat bills in any direct

00:33:11.560 sense nothing to do with that okay but what the conservative party were promising at the last

00:33:15.600 election is to quadruple lock it to make it exempt from income tax because it was due to rise with

00:33:20.420 inflation past the income tax threshold because labor have kept the income tax threshold it's one

00:33:26.300 likely that the pension will be taxed going beyond it and two they've now taken off this extra

00:33:30.900 allowance for the majority of pensioners that goes towards their winter fuel bills which was not

00:33:35.520 counted as part of the state pension i've got a definition of the triple lock here the state

00:33:39.540 pension goes up each year by either 2.5 percent inflation or earnings growth whichever is the

00:33:44.460 highest figure i couldn't remember what the percentage was thank you very much blame you so still

00:33:48.360 that can all be rest in place and labor can still say oh but your heat your heat allowance thing we

00:33:54.440 we can we're gonna scrap that and it doesn't actually touch the triple lock thing okay i got

00:34:00.000 it the reason they're doing this the bbc have explained and this is the justification it's meant

00:34:03.940 to shave 1.4 billion off the welfare bill for this year as a step towards filling a 22 billion black

00:34:11.460 hole that chancellor rachel reeves says exists now i had this explained to me from a senior political

00:34:16.100 source earlier in the week the reason they don't touch the other things which would probably look

00:34:20.560 like better optics like foreign aid money spent on asylum seekers or climate change is because those

00:34:27.260 are committed amounts per acts of parliament so it would take them two years to overturn that and

00:34:32.100 you're thinking okay well that would just be smart right the office for budgetary responsibility that

00:34:35.720 sets the amount of money they have to shave off works on an annual cycle they won't count that as

00:34:40.940 savings because it's not going to happen this immediate year so they say you either have public sector

00:34:45.060 pay rises to cut which they can't do because i've just pledged 11 billion or the pensions and you

00:34:49.420 also can't cut any government department spending because every single government employee has a

00:34:54.840 year's notice period so it would fall outside of the budget so you can never actually shrink the size

00:34:59.960 of the state according to the annual budget well it does beg the question though you say like you

00:35:05.420 can't do something for two years because it's already locked in you could because they're a government

00:35:10.340 with a big majority can they not pass a new act that either repeals the old one or a new one that

00:35:16.460 just supersedes and you are saying no we're doing it right now yes they can do that yeah but they

00:35:20.380 presume so they presume every institution is neutral and they presume every institution has accurate

00:35:25.180 modeling and it's all a scientific process so they think oh if the obr gives me this number because

00:35:29.320 they're really stupid they just think this is exactly what i've got to do here and now so this is the 0.85

00:35:34.320 expert advice and so therefore i have to follow it they're just pretending they can't do it they could

00:35:38.560 pass an act of parliament getting rid of the obr they could do emergency legislation actually this is

00:35:43.540 what i was also told but they don't want to admit it's an emergency scenario because they'd have to

00:35:47.500 admit that basically their immigration fiscal policy which they supported under the conservatives has

00:35:51.860 led to an emergency situation so they're caught in the ultimate double bind so this is why they're

00:35:56.580 doing this this is why they're taking away your nan's heating bill to house illegal migrants by the 1.00

00:36:01.200 way on the topic of the 22 billion black hole um turns out doesn't probably exist so the ft decided to

00:36:07.760 put in a freedom of information request to the treasury and it was declined oh are they allowed

00:36:13.940 to do that right yep yeah they're allowed to just not give you the data they're not allowed to give

00:36:18.000 you the reason apparently the response from the treasury's information rights unit said details would

00:36:22.120 be published respecting agreed timelines quote to allow the relevant officials time to complete the

00:36:26.640 preparation of the information to ensure it is accurate and correct prior to publication aka don't ask

00:36:32.260 questions we're already doing what we want and usually the obr get their findings completely wrong

00:36:38.140 i mean there was stats recently released that they're modeling according to the trust mini budget

00:36:43.460 that blamed her for crashing the market two-thirds of that was due to the bank of england both before

00:36:47.340 and after the budget so yeah they're not they're not exactly brilliantly they run a country and a

00:36:52.340 government and an economy before the obr can get rid of them clear them out there is there are so many

00:36:59.800 government departments we could gut you know i i could if where is i could i could get to the

00:37:04.500 point of making a surplus in the budget if it were up to me so when you hear dominic cummings talk

00:37:10.500 about you actually can't do loads and loads and loads of stuff because loads of things have been put

00:37:14.500 in place to prevent it we'll clear those out then just you know you've got a huge majority dissolve it

00:37:19.280 yeah get rid of it yeah but the ideology of both they don't want to right yeah yeah as as with as

00:37:25.000 the people that are above cummings as well it just it's all on rails it cannot it cannot be moved

00:37:29.500 quite quite interesting as well it says one of the biggest disclosed components of the information

00:37:35.380 given out was 6.4 billion on asylum and illegal immigration because for those who don't know

00:37:41.200 in the foreign aid budget the first year of any new arrival is spent out of our foreign aid so we

00:37:46.580 spend the majority of foreign aid within britain i think angela jenkins andrew jenkins found that it

00:37:52.440 was uh 14 billion is spent on asylum every year actually so so even if this black hole is that 0.93

00:37:59.920 exact amount the majority of it is spent on illegal migrants that arrived here this very year the

00:38:04.860 takeaway we spend 14 billion on illegals breaking into our country right and that's just from that 0.99

00:38:10.180 i mean there are going to be loads of other costs the kind of hidden costs that come down the line

00:38:14.320 after that but in this in the immediate we spend 14 billion well if we if we try and find out what they

00:38:20.180 spend it on they also just say we're not going to tell you so that the home office refused to reveal

00:38:25.440 the cost of furnishing a block of flats to be used by 346 asylum seekers in hampshire john edwards the

00:38:32.860 information commissioner at the home office rejected another freedom of information request

00:38:37.840 ruling in favor of the home office edwards said the public interest in revealing the cost of the

00:38:42.560 taxpayer of the furnishing was outweighed by the need to protect the asylum seekers from protests

00:38:47.060 and risks to their health and safety it was reported the apartments were furnished for

00:38:51.100 satellite television you know i'm going to protest the bloody home office i mean literally the sign

00:38:55.100 that down with the home office like it's inevitable that if you like hey we're going to give loads of

00:38:59.720 money to whoever can rock up on our shores then you're going to get people i don't even blame them

00:39:03.460 it's our own government for doing this just to put it in some sort of perspective

00:39:06.960 14 billion what an astronomical number that is oh god i don't even right the channel tunnel cost 15

00:39:13.060 billion one of the most impressive biggest engineering projects man has ever completed

00:39:18.280 the uh the james webb space telescope the greatest object ever created by the hands man cost 10

00:39:23.240 billion that cost 10 billion yeah well so does abdul we could be pushing the frontiers of mankind and

00:39:29.700 instead we're we're pushing the frontiers of ruining our own country yeah well if you want some

00:39:35.020 more depressing stats as well uh the obr of all people came out today and said exactly how much low

00:39:39.880 wage migrant working is costing us hang on just a quick thing this is something they haven't wanted 1.00

00:39:44.660 to say for a long time isn't it yeah we've had to rely on the danish stats for quite some time and

00:39:49.400 the netherlands and the swedish the problem is they've also fudged the numbers here of course so

00:39:53.540 i'll just read this out so each low wage migrant worker costs 150 000 pounds so this isn't refugee this

00:40:03.660 isn't asylum seeker this is just legal migrant we allow in to go and pour our coffee at pratt

00:40:08.560 i'm so annoyed well you're going to be more annoyed the idea is that this is by the time

00:40:15.300 they reach pension age which is 66 so modeled from when they were 25 but the average for britons

00:40:22.420 because the average working brit puts in 280 000 like they positively contribute that by the time

00:40:29.360 they reach 66 that starts at zero so it's factoring in their education costs but it's not factoring in

00:40:35.740 the education costs of any migrant that arrives earlier and also the british average is british

00:40:40.560 born not ethnically british so second generation migrants which we know from those netherlands

00:40:46.380 studies repeat the same patterns as their parents are also dragging down the overall average so if we

00:40:50.700 had the ethnically british one and it was matched with the ages of the people coming in the numbers

00:40:55.640 would be a lot worse do you need people to pick the strawberries for us though don't we i think we have

00:41:01.340 the machines even though yeah we're always able to manage that before mass immigration but but

00:41:05.880 yeah somehow i remember eating strawberries as a kid actually i don't know how it happened

00:41:10.820 somehow somehow some yeah we're being basically exploited to an astronomical scale

00:41:18.260 it's not funny is it it's not funny no it's not i'm absolutely furious i know it's an ethnic 1.00

00:41:23.740 patronage scheme that's all it is we've willingly well well not we a few select few people

00:41:29.620 in westminster in the political sphere have made a client state out of the british people

00:41:35.040 willingly to fund people who hate us and are killing and raping us a degree well above the

00:41:43.460 native population let's assume that there's not a single crime involved right let's assume that not

00:41:48.780 a single one of them creates crime okay i still don't want to be taxed to give these people my money

00:41:54.160 like that's in and of itself just a supreme injustice that renders us as a subject people

00:42:00.460 to this global order it gets worse um this is this is if they live to 66 if they live to 80 it's 500

00:42:08.140 000 pounds a person if they live to 100 it's a million pounds per person so they calculate that

00:42:15.660 if if all migrants earned 50 less than the uk average the debt gdp will rise to 350 by 2074 now bear in 0.87

00:42:23.420 mind the japanese economy is on the precipice of collapse at 250 but that's that's 50 um the

00:42:29.060 current number of the 150 000 by 66 uh that's 150 less than the british population and um a recent

00:42:38.040 stat that we all found out was that since 2011 74 of all jobs created in britain have gone to these

00:42:43.880 people they've gone to migrant workers i wonder why our gdp percaster is flatlining and the running

00:42:49.100 me trust are winning they're happy they're getting exactly what they want uh founded by lisa nandy's

00:42:54.220 father incidentally as as hope not hate and people need to understand the implications of this because

00:42:59.320 this is absolutely massive we're basically slaves to foreign people you're a cash cow for these yeah 1.00

00:43:06.500 exactly people need to know that this is going on because this is so infuriating that you work your

00:43:12.400 entire life just to be taken advantage of by people who make your life objectively worse in

00:43:18.520 every metric no why do you think they're so disrespectful like they know they know they've

00:43:23.340 got the upper hand on you and you've got nothing that you can do and the state's going to make you

00:43:26.960 pay for it and if you say anything out of turn you're going to be called a racist and criminalized

00:43:30.780 and you'll go to jail they know but they absolutely needed to cut the winter fuel allowance remember they

00:43:35.380 absolutely have such a black hole in the budget they need to cut the other thing this isn't

00:43:39.560 is the over 10 000 foreign nationals in british prisons so we're also paying to house those 1.00

00:43:45.180 battery farming foreign criminals like no tomorrow um some of those have been let out actually some of 0.98

00:43:51.000 them have been released uh because of course we had to lock people up for dodgy facebook posts in the

00:43:56.560 aftermath of the southport atrocities they've a second client group criminals yeah well well um some of

00:44:01.920 them though didn't get released that long because uh this chap here um these are the kind of people

00:44:06.500 they're letting out seconds after he was let out of prison he was immediately re-arrested for rape

00:44:11.020 what i need to laugh but that's a serious commitment to crime isn't it how is that even

00:44:17.120 possible i'm not even off the property of the prison and i've somehow sexually assaulted someone

00:44:21.700 yeah following an inquiry to the met it had emerged the man 28 was arrested on suspicion of

00:44:25.800 rape sex assault and racially aggravated public order offenses raising the question why was ever

00:44:31.140 lined up for early release in the first place um 1650 other people were also released on the same

00:44:37.540 day i'm sure they're all squeaky clean i know how you can get room in the prison with that guy

00:44:41.440 what do people like james o'brien or carol vorderman say about something like that nothing

00:44:46.820 no no carol vorderman uh went out the on lbc or whatever it was and kind of apologized didn't she

00:44:53.560 did you not see it i don't know i i think she has a preliminary block she never everything she's

00:44:59.100 ever said no just for just for those dodgy loans endorsing starmer she was like well actually i'm a

00:45:03.920 political independent you see it's like really you seem like a hardcore labor partisan leading up to

00:45:09.100 the election and uh she did this interview where she was like well i don't actually like the idea of

00:45:13.880 freezing to death 4 000 or pensioners and so i'm kind of regretting my starmer it'll be memory

00:45:19.660 hold by the next election so yeah maybe um this won't be though so so we've okay we've already paid

00:45:23.960 for foreign criminals we're already paying for foreign dependents and low-skilled foreign workers we're 0.99

00:45:28.220 already paying for illegal migrant satellite tv so why doesn't sadiq khan just give them a house 0.99

00:45:33.480 i couldn't believe it when i it's it's genuinely comical how evil our government is well he's also

00:45:41.220 dressed like a prisoner for some strange reasons yeah yeah but so he he told that he lives in london

00:45:46.200 doesn't he so there's probably a stab like he's a recruiting police academy

00:45:49.360 so starmer told the times his crime and justice commission there is a big shortage of housing in

00:45:57.780 london i wonder why stop important people then idiot yeah but how would he be voted in um but 0.82

00:46:04.140 that there needed to be an honest conversation about the need for some prisoners to quote jump

00:46:09.040 in the queue to avoid them re-offending again he really does look like one of the vulture guards

00:46:14.400 from disney's robin hood doesn't he he just every time i look at him that's all i can see it's the

00:46:20.320 safety on old betsy yeah exactly uh he says the same height as well a certain percentage it's the

00:46:26.800 honest conversation we've got to have across with people across our respective cities and stuff to

00:46:31.800 explain the reason we're doing this okay yeah i want them back in jail sadiq that's the honest

00:46:36.100 conversation from my well that previous guy who's like a double rapist i've got a solution for him

00:46:41.760 yeah just or or or or the justice secretary shibana mahmoud thinks they shouldn't get houses

00:46:48.940 instead we should repurpose the asylum hotels to give them paid temporary accommodation so that hotel

00:46:54.840 down the street it's not just going to be full of illegal migrants it's going to be full of actual 1.00

00:46:59.220 career criminals i mean at least we're all paying for it but remember remember your nan has to freeze

00:47:05.640 this winter because they just can't afford it no i don't hate this country i hate the people

00:47:12.200 ruling this country i just sorry gents depressed yeah i know all right well let's move on um because 0.63

00:47:21.860 uh sweden has a solution unfortunately it's not a good one it's paying the dane geld bo what's the

00:47:28.580 dane geld when the danes the north men insisted that you pay them so they don't pillage you and

00:47:35.400 rape you and murder you and things that didn't work did it extortion could call it didn't work

00:47:40.500 though did it oh no no you don't negotiate with terrorists but the point being ethelrod the

00:47:44.680 unready is like yeah i'm gonna pay the dane geld and the danes take it away and then oh well where

00:47:49.360 do they take it back to where they came from where there are lots of other danes and the day the other 0.59

00:47:53.900 days like where'd you get a huge pile of gold ethelrod in england i just sailed over on a boat you

00:48:00.020 know a lot like what's happening now and he gave me loads of money to piss off and they're like oh yeah

00:48:04.560 good point i'll do that and so paying the dane geld doesn't work it attracts more of the same

00:48:10.920 because you're giving away free money unbelievably any sort of extortion like that you just never

00:48:16.100 ever pay whatever it is whatever they've got on you just for subject because obviously it's the

00:48:20.440 obvious thing is if you pay them they'll just come back and ask for more then i think that it's

00:48:25.940 a silly come to terms with the thing they've got on you in in the in sweden in particular they're

00:48:31.700 being terrorized in in the country surely they should be saying well you've cost sweden a lot

00:48:37.340 of money perhaps we should seize your assets to pay for the damage you've done uh that's what should

00:48:42.460 be said but that would just be a tax rebate for the swedish population exactly uh you shouldn't be 0.99

00:48:48.300 paying them to leave because then they're they're basically going away with their spoils yes they are

00:48:55.000 they they 100 are just like the viking raiders did coming over getting everything they can being 1.00

00:49:01.380 particularly violent in many cases and then getting money from the the king the state to piss off and

00:49:08.860 lord it over their friends back home that's exactly what's happening we're gonna get into it before we

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00:49:35.440 it while you can anyway let's crack on so currently sweden has a center-right government that's a yeah

00:49:47.040 okay okay to be fair uh they are a lot more center-right than our conservatives ever were

00:49:53.260 so good good on them they did make it mandatory to report if there is an illegal working in the public

00:50:00.360 sector so that librarians they've tried i don't think that's actually enforced yet it is it the

00:50:07.200 guardian was lamenting the fact that it has been passed into law yeah but it's not actually it has

00:50:11.800 deterred some people from coming over apparently okay well superb uh but anyway so this this is the

00:50:17.460 uh the current government which is a coalition of the the moderate party which are liberal

00:50:23.760 conservatives so they're just basically going to be like our tories the christian democrats and the

00:50:28.180 liberals and they're also working closely with the quote-unquote far-right sweden democrats uh

00:50:34.260 obviously you can't get a nice write-up of the sweden democrats because they seem to be reasonable

00:50:39.080 people and they're they're drawn into this through what's called the tido agreement i don't know how

00:50:44.120 it's pronounced uh where basically the sweden democrats are the third biggest party in their

00:50:48.520 parliament and so to get anything through and to oust the center-left coalition quote-unquote center

00:50:53.860 left uh communists uh they've had to agree to this agreement which gives the sweden democrats some

00:51:02.800 influence over the government although they are not an active participant in the government

00:51:07.400 as you can see from this uh the actual um positions are held mostly by the moderate party but also by

00:51:16.080 christian democrats and some of the liberals but uh none of the swedish democrats and so it's uh this

00:51:21.680 one that allows the swedish democrats to have some say the uh the swedish democrats like the afd

00:51:27.460 like farage like marina penn there was a cordon sanitaire against them until 2018 when the current prime

00:51:35.220 minister of christ christerson uh broke it which of course was much screaming but uh it worked out for

00:51:41.960 him because now he's the prime minister so what's the the recent thing that we uh heard that was that

00:51:49.280 sweden has now reached net emigration uh so that's good that's not true as well not true no it's not in

00:51:57.080 that their um one of their bodies i can't remember what it was but basically they were clearing out

00:52:02.060 a backlog of data um of people who had left sweden over previous months and this had built up and

00:52:09.560 accumulated and they were just clearing out these people from their system so it looks like more

00:52:14.560 people are leaving but it's simply oh they've all stacked up and they hadn't done anything about it

00:52:19.640 and then all all at once they're now going so i think it was to do with tax receipts that's right

00:52:24.660 the flip side of this was that because of such laws that made mandatory reporting about illegals

00:52:30.040 their overall number of arrivals illegal entrance has gone down so the deterrence policies are working

00:52:37.020 but the emigration numbers are not as positive as first spun i mean they do say they they've only had

00:52:42.340 5 600 in the last year uh so they're still flooded with foreign fifth columnists well i mean 1.00

00:52:48.540 that's what it is it's still they're still there we get over 100 000 a year so to only have 5 600

00:52:54.620 i don't i think we get about 40 to 50 000 a year was it yeah it's 130 000 total oh right since 2018

00:53:02.040 since they started recording it but i think we've got i mean oh yeah about 50 000 a year isn't it yeah

00:53:06.060 we've got we've got about one and a half to two million illegals in the country at least i think um

00:53:11.160 some of the the data on cities in sweden i think malmo a third of the the residents are foreign born

00:53:19.540 and 50 percent are non-native swedish but also the gangs are insane but we'll get those in a minute

00:53:27.000 what i wanted to talk about there's not really the uh the details of this particular thing it's the

00:53:31.280 response because of course uh open hearts to close borders as we covered previously um tragedy right

00:53:37.800 tragedy and but what what i found in this this is from uh only august but they they were quoting

00:53:45.580 the previous prime minister oh no that's a different one i'm going to get to that in a

00:53:50.540 minute actually um so the the moderate-led government uh which is supported by the far

00:53:56.360 right swedish democrats you can see on the guardians framing this as if this is this is crazy um and so

00:54:02.840 you they've got obviously uh an academic who says quote it might not be such a good thing for

00:54:09.280 sweden as a country this is i think it was uh me you and someone else that mentioned that he said

00:54:15.320 this might deter somalians and irakis from coming and being engineered it's like if you just take a 0.96

00:54:20.460 look at the data okay they're right i i think it is going to deter somalians and irakis yeah i just 0.73

00:54:25.580 don't think that they're positive economic contributors doctors lawyers or engineers funnily enough

00:54:29.060 social housing stats apparently they play a vital part in the workforce given sweden's aging population

00:54:34.980 yeah maybe the justice system making migrants feel welcome was crucial to integration now this is an 1.00

00:54:41.260 important part that's this is the i watched a lot of sort of swedish media about this the the the

00:54:48.000 migrants integrating it's a very important statement they make this is the typical liberal view that if

00:54:52.960 it weren't for the far-right racists pointing out that there are differences between peoples and

00:54:56.500 cultures they just assimilate into the melting pot what we do know is that successful integration

00:55:01.160 which this government wants to see depends on people feeling welcome and so tobias hubernet a

00:55:07.520 senior lecturer in intercultural studies at carlstad university said quote the swedish society it's a pure

00:55:14.280 catastrophe got any uh got any evidence for that claim that they need to feel welcome to integrate

00:55:19.420 that's a non-sector it's just not right it doesn't make sense it's the opposite right you need to have a

00:55:23.940 little bit of pressure to force you to integrate if your inclination wasn't to integrate but it's

00:55:28.020 all it's all a nonsense anyway hardly anyone integrates at all yeah but they believe in the

00:55:31.940 blank slate so they literally believe that like isn't it i mean your particular culture is a provocation

00:55:38.020 to them yeah so if you just if you just took them out of the economically deprived land mass that

00:55:43.360 they're in airdrop them into a small swedish village and then be inoffensively pluralist and

00:55:49.600 liberal that then they'll they'll stop doing grenade attacks that's genuinely this mentality of

00:55:53.420 these people yeah but they keep paying remember the uh tobias's thing though the fact that we're not

00:55:59.080 going to be integrating as many somalis and iraqis and wherever else uh that's a catastrophe for 1.00

00:56:04.140 swedish society as well madman yeah yeah no imagine just how how amazingly insane that is 1.00

00:56:09.940 like swedish society is just going to collapse if we don't get these people how did they survive 1.00

00:56:14.360 before mass immigration then but somalians built sweden but not somalia but everyone everyone knows 0.65

00:56:20.740 that the these people aren't integrating and this is something that both sides on the uh swedish uh

00:56:27.920 front have come to accept i mean this this was from 2022 she's the leader of the social democrats

00:56:35.260 she's the leader of the left right and even she's saying well look we need to end ethnic enclaves

00:56:40.400 quote we do not want to have china towns in sweden we do not want somali towns or little italy's 1.00

00:56:45.920 hello base department could we get the conservative party in britain saying something that the leftists

00:56:52.820 i suspect though what she rather wants is just to smear it all over the entirety of sweden instead

00:56:58.580 that's 100 but i don't i also agree with her that i don't want little somali lands like i don't want 1.00

00:57:05.560 that either and they accepted no no we've got ethnic enclave policies and that's a problem i mean

00:57:11.320 denmark's policy was literally saying no you can't live there you are going to live here you are going

00:57:17.340 to live here but that's the dialectic it's we don't want to think on clay so therefore we're going to

00:57:22.000 forcibly redistribute all of you to these small unmolested swedish villages and relentlessly 1.00

00:57:27.520 propagandize the native population to intermarriage that is what is going to happen yeah i mean she 1.00

00:57:32.720 literally says we want to mix we're going to get a mixed population there we go yeah i know i know

00:57:37.080 but the thing is this is better than having literally no go zones no it's not it's not the

00:57:44.340 organic desire of the population i'm not saying it's the organic desire of the population but it

00:57:49.000 would be better to just have one random guy who doesn't because no the problem is the fact that when

00:57:54.600 they're in an isolated location they're not patrolled they're not policed and this doesn't just stay

00:57:59.960 there right this is the thing so this has been a massive issue swedish gang crime is actually insane

00:58:06.620 and it's terrorizing all of the nordic countries at the moment it used to be a lower lower crime

00:58:11.780 country than a lot of europe and now it's one of the highest crime countries of course and it's 0.78

00:58:16.420 because the native swedes are just mad uh no the the the i appreciate that nobody particularly wants 0.96

00:58:22.420 just some random middle east and they're dumped in their town right but then he is and his family are

00:58:27.540 alone they're isolated they have to start normalizing themselves to the local community

00:58:32.980 but they ask for it or not is not the question they they could not be alone back home yeah of

00:58:38.540 course that's just off the table we're in insane swedish liberal land okay this is just the way of

00:58:44.140 the west there's just no question that we're going to have these people okay fine if and the thing is

00:58:48.860 they're already there i'm not saying it's good that they're there or anything like that but that's

00:58:52.360 just what the case is so having one guy in a remote village where he can't do any particular damage

00:58:58.440 better than having literally horrific nexuses a couple of things i'd say probably still will be

00:59:05.140 doing damage though still will it only takes one person in a little village to plus yeah i just i

00:59:12.520 just cannot will not ever accept that paradigm that you've got these two evils and you have to pick

00:59:17.920 one no i'm not saying i'm your favorite right i know you're not i know you're not yeah i'm just

00:59:22.300 saying it's just like no no no they've got to go the alternative is to have insane gang crime i mean

00:59:27.340 let's go through some of this right so uh about half an hour north of stockholm is a place called

00:59:32.680 uplands bro which uh is a holiday resort it's got lakeside boat clubs and wooden villas and things

00:59:39.260 like this and recently a 14 year old was found killed there because of these gangs uh it's been awful

00:59:44.660 we've been woken up by explosions in the neighborhood and it's scary says 42 year old

00:59:48.560 anna peterson who lives in bro and has three children it's very much something we're aware

00:59:52.660 of and we're afraid of but yeah like literally gangs chucking grenades at each other all the time where

00:59:58.640 are they getting all these grenades yeah that's the point is that there's a do you think they're

01:00:03.520 like going through customs like a regular person like they they're going to be smuggling routes

01:00:09.320 that they use to get around basically the the baltic sea it's weird though isn't it how there's a

01:00:15.480 different stripe a different flavor different tone or tenor of uh the type of crimes that foreign 1.00

01:00:21.500 fifth columnists do in the west for example in france it's sort of more algerians here it's like

01:00:27.820 more sort of pakistani rape gangs whatever in sweden it's grenade attacks yeah like why well 0.86

01:00:33.620 you know grenade attacks the caption of this picture is the most insidious thing i've ever

01:00:39.220 i can't actually can't read it because there's a camera in the way barn left pictured with a youth

01:00:43.080 worker says he feels excluded from swedish society ah okay so they're throwing grenades because the 1.00

01:00:48.660 swedes aren't accommodating enough well this particular chap isn't throwing grenades um no but

01:00:53.100 he is meant to be taken as a representative of a collective by the bbc otherwise they wouldn't

01:00:56.940 have slipped in there so uh in 2023 there were 50 people 55 people who were killed in shootings in

01:01:02.640 sweden which just seems insane uh considering sweden's got like 11 million people in it yeah

01:01:08.320 there's a population it's much much smaller than great britain and my number of cities and density

01:01:12.200 way smaller than britain that that shows you the problem of the gangs so having the sort of hands-off

01:01:16.880 uh swedish approach we were just letting them form their insane warlord colonies uh well the 0.99

01:01:23.420 denmark doesn't have that right so just saying there's there's one way of dealing with the problem

01:01:29.060 there's another way of dealing with it yeah sure there's the bikini route which i

01:01:32.260 i mean i i don't know i mean i thought bikini was a bit soft on them but uh but but the point

01:01:38.720 being this this is a uh the average is about 60 a year or something like that um and so they say

01:01:44.880 what started out was gun violence between young gangs looking to defend their territory has turned

01:01:48.700 into a vicious circle of firearms trafficking and gun violence um gangs are also have also matured

01:01:54.200 and are no longer just street criminals but are often connected to higher level criminals as well

01:01:58.660 and of course this kills loads of innocent bystanders uh for example a 70 year old man another man aged 20

01:02:03.800 were killed in a pub shooting in central sweden in sand viken uh and a teacher died an explosion outside

01:02:10.360 the university of sala it's just a war zone it's an actual war zone and also the the swedish people are 0.89

01:02:16.160 not legally allowed to defend themselves and so this tyranny is invited in and you can only tolerate it and

01:02:23.440 accept it that's the only option that is available to you you can't actually stick up for yourself

01:02:27.500 the swedes though the foreign minister tobias bilstrom was like well we can now see that

01:02:33.640 outside ship and lack of integration presumably a lack of uh lack of youth clubs uh in combination

01:02:41.180 with trade and narcotics non-organized crime is creating this very very toxic mixture the blank

01:02:45.940 slate will destroy europe people have died mate just saying um but anyway so the nordic countries have 0.98

01:02:50.880 just got to all gang together to fight the swedish gangs because nor norway and denmark were a lot

01:02:56.700 more hands-on with this right norway also like no you're going like you're going to right to the

01:03:01.600 arctic bloody circle you know so there's a village of 500 people and there's one somalian in it or

01:03:06.180 something like that um or village yeah well maybe but you know they don't have grenade attacks thankfully

01:03:11.340 but when they're allowed to essentially self-control and self-police well you get insane criminal gangs

01:03:16.220 uh nordic countries are of course therefore essentially creating sort of a hub in stockholm to share

01:03:23.300 information and to be able to track these people down um swedish gang members were able to get

01:03:27.700 hired by danish gangs for violent attacks on rivals uh and the danish justice minister were like yeah

01:03:32.660 there are 25 instances of this uh this year can we be explicit are these swedish gangs they're not

01:03:40.980 native they're not sweet of course not no right okay let's be right let's be explicitly clear then

01:03:46.040 about they're from the immigrant immigrant enclave to give you a bit of a clue of uh some of the

01:03:50.960 background of these people when the bbc went to film in sweden they got pelted by rocks from

01:03:55.120 middle easterners right um apparently uh norway has said that swedish criminal networks were operating

01:04:02.180 in all parts of the country the gang's presence has become more visible drawn by higher drug prices

01:04:07.200 and less competition in norway uh norwegian police said in a letter uh that was given out under their

01:04:13.820 freedom of information act so it's not like they're willingly publicizing this information and so

01:04:18.580 you've got an insane problem created by an insanely liberal view on human nature as you said well if

01:04:26.140 we just allow them to say take over malmo or just become you know ethnic enclaves then they'll just 0.93

01:04:30.820 somehow become swedes and they're like oh god integration hasn't happened uh so what's the solution 0.68

01:04:35.920 well i mean and in addition now it's like the tendrils of what sweden has allowed to gestate

01:04:41.760 in its own country are all across norway uh finland denmark causing people to be killed

01:04:49.360 so it's an insane problem that has to pro that has to stop and so sweden's option they've decided

01:04:55.560 is to pay the dane geld and the thing is you might be thinking well i mean 350 000 krona i mean that

01:05:01.480 sounds like a lot what's that in real money that's 26 grand just send them home ryanair flights are less

01:05:08.240 than 100 quid yeah 26 grand i think the swedish people need reparations for the terror and 1.00

01:05:14.520 inflicted upon them yeah they shouldn't be paying them they the people should be paying to be sent

01:05:19.380 back safely to be honest it should be sanctioning pakistan for the grooming gang remember these 1.00

01:05:24.580 uh this is of 2026 so they're not doing this yet right but these will be immigrants quote who

01:05:30.520 voluntarily return to their home countries will get paid for it so it's not even the criminal gangs

01:05:35.940 they're not going to do it so if i hang on if i go to sweden on holiday and overstay a visa no

01:05:42.140 is it because complexion it's because of the way you enter the country right uh they are they are

01:05:50.400 arranging this based on asylee status uh you won't get it uh because you didn't break into the country

01:05:58.120 illegally so if i took a dinghy from edinburgh to oh still not no because you're white all right 0.94

01:06:05.800 that's i mean you i'm not that's not going to be the official government line but you won't either

01:06:11.720 um it's it's just uh just going to be the sort of global south this applies to we're broken illegally

01:06:19.780 um but yeah no so they're gonna they're gonna pay them uh 34 000 26 000 pounds uh to to f off

01:06:27.160 because the dane geld works for some reason they think even though i'm sure enough swedish

01:06:34.580 vikings got paid back in the 10th century it's the pekele option it's got to be 1.00

01:06:41.160 it's got to be where all western europe goes with this it's got to be coupled with mass remigration

01:06:48.080 it's got it's got to be there's another way right that's inevitable deport literally every

01:06:53.920 foreign criminal withdraw all social benefits from legal migrants if they turn to criminality 0.89

01:07:00.520 see step a that's it the the scourge of swedish gangs round them all up all of them round them 1.00

01:07:11.720 all up put them in prisons holding cells whatever actually can we get either forever or until they

01:07:18.500 you deport them that's it your tax money so they can have a nice well-paid holiday back to where they 0.92

01:07:22.440 came from before they break in again and we pay them twice what can we do that because i mean

01:07:27.020 unironically right so they're going to get their passports taken off them when they get this right

01:07:31.940 or whatever the the i can't remember i was watching a news broadcast on this uh i can't remember what

01:07:38.940 the actual document is called but it's something akin to a passport for a legal imprint right uh they'll

01:07:44.340 get that taken off them uh but they can come back and just go back into the system and get another

01:07:49.040 one it's actually going to be technically possible um but this this is actually a scheme they already

01:07:54.480 had and they've had since the 80s uh but they used to do it for 10 000 kroner per adult so piffling

01:08:01.120 amounts of money uh and the right-wing government are just going to crank it up goes the money printer 0.85

01:08:09.000 and uh that's going to be uh going to abdul go back to wherever he's from i'd rather fold it into a

01:08:15.660 giant paper airplane and just deport them all that way yeah yeah i agree i agree but uh it's

01:08:21.400 not going to happen and things probably will not get substantively better but it will cost lots of

01:08:26.920 money so so now that's over i would like to point out china makes money from the people that break

01:08:35.160 into their country just saying uh well what they've been harvesting yeah oh what was it i was joking

01:08:42.940 yeah that was really what you meant yeah okay what did they actually do put them to work in the

01:08:47.680 factories they either enslave them or harvest their organs yeah who needs two kidneys right oh 1.00

01:08:52.520 being greedy there was there was a chinese prison that had them working manual labor during the day 0.92

01:08:56.420 and during the night they were farming warcraft gold to sell to westerners

01:08:59.300 really yeah they were just sitting there on world of warcraft just farming gold

01:09:04.560 that's that entertain put them to work in the runescape mines like you know that was such a big

01:09:10.420 economy that was actually horrifying i've never played with warcraft so i didn't is that real yeah okay

01:09:15.700 to be fair i mean world of warcraft world of warcraft gold is probably tied to something

01:09:28.920 more reliable than venezuelan it genuinely is i know i'm not joking yeah um right so we'll we'll

01:09:34.900 save uh any video comments or anything like that for the after show uh that we'll have so let's go

01:09:40.300 through some comments uh george says uh biden with a mag hat and waltz calling kamala what she is is

01:09:45.160 true meme magic again i'm just i'm really enjoying the fact that they're chanting at their parades or

01:09:51.320 their rallies we don't eat cats like i don't know man i i think i could probably find one or two of you

01:09:57.800 that do um i said on an on a stream the other day somewhere else what i'm surprised most about

01:10:04.080 about kamala harris is obviously she's just like a cackling buffoon yeah right okay you can get 1.00

01:10:09.620 someone that's a career politician like angela rayner okay fine uh but she passed the bar right 1.00

01:10:15.200 she was an actual prosecutor right she was a lawyer how is that possible i don't she's a prostitute 1.00

01:10:20.360 according to tim waltz but still she did appear in court as a prosecutor and things right 0.94

01:10:27.660 how can you be that so did fanny willis so did alvin bragg like so did all of these basically

01:10:35.280 diversity hires that have the iq of a glass of water yeah so we don't know i don't know how you

01:10:41.380 appear in court and actually get anything done whilst being well that inept and dumb allow me to 0.70

01:10:48.160 introduce a criticism from the left of the democratic party to point this out a lot of

01:10:52.560 the people that she prosecuted were black men uh convicted for drug crimes and which usually have 0.85

01:10:58.960 a massive mountain of evidence and the prosecutor is just there as a formality to just tick a box

01:11:05.000 and prior convictions exactly they're all slam dunk she didn't actually have to win an argument you 0.84

01:11:09.920 could have a toddler right prosecutor and still win yeah also california is very corrupt because 0.60

01:11:14.040 remember she kept people on death row even when the evidence was going to exonerate them

01:11:17.520 so to be fair though that's probably her just not doing her job it's probably just didn't turn

01:11:23.500 up to the office yeah so it's corrupt lord wutai wutu tai says as a cat enthusiast i cannot abide

01:11:31.220 this talk of harming a cat in any way let alone eating one but barrick is too soft a word to

01:11:35.720 describe this behavior you see you know you know taylor swift endorsed kamala harris

01:11:39.680 ruined my morning uh she took a photo with her cat saying from a childish cat lady it should turn 1.00

01:11:44.640 with the comments because immediately all the responses were exactly what you thought they

01:11:51.220 would be this is why it's great trump doing it even though really it was about geese right they

01:11:56.780 were actually stealing the geese no trump being like they're gonna eat dogs they're gonna eat cats

01:12:00.420 suddenly taylor swift can't have a conversation with her own audience anymore he's basically redeemed

01:12:05.600 the childless cat lady discourse to now become the defender of animals what we need to start saying

01:12:09.720 is taylor listen if if kamala is going to win this election you're going to have to eat your cat

01:12:14.560 live on camera otherwise someone else otherwise you're racist well if kamala does win i mean it's

01:12:22.300 a bit of a leap but it's not it's not completely insane that you end up with a great leap forward

01:12:28.360 a mouse early mouse era great leap forward era where there is actual actually mass starvation

01:12:33.100 um and then people do have to quite literally in the great leap forward people eating their pets

01:12:38.240 they go quite early on in fact your pets yeah yeah well we're gonna have to go to the haitians 1.00

01:12:44.060 and say sorry you were right uh what seasoning do we use and the haitians will be like oh really

01:12:49.480 we're gonna get to what people don't season their cats discord it's also there's also a very terrible

01:12:54.500 situation because one of the things that jd vance pointed out is that the a lot of the haitians have

01:12:59.080 hiv so if things get really bad you can't even eat them

01:13:01.800 but yeah hang on i mean i'm not suggesting anyone should eat anyone like you eat uh you cut up the

01:13:11.000 leather from your say your shoes and boil it up and it's something just about edible you don't

01:13:15.040 really get any nutrition for it but it's something in your stomach it's actually really painful to

01:13:18.680 starve to death it's apparently yeah hurts i can believe it yeah so you will end up like you'll eat

01:13:22.780 bark or you'll get you'll take apart uh wooden furniture and get the glue the wood glue

01:13:27.860 that's like semi-edible we'll ask them for the recipe i guess even exhumed bodies that happened

01:13:33.580 loads so your lovable cat or dog oh yeah that's long gone yeah it's long gone

01:13:40.040 anyway anyway looking forward to the optimistic future under kamala i think she's gonna win 0.50

01:13:47.680 i i don't know i can't see i've got a bad feeling man if they explain it if they augment the results

01:13:53.780 maybe but i don't see if it if it's remotely fair i don't see how alex said years ago fresh

01:14:00.700 vietnamese immigrants to canada were found to be behind the ducks at the local pond going missing

01:14:04.480 police had to inform them that this was not the way in their newly adopted country

01:14:08.080 also years ago when i visited china i'd marvel at the utter lack of birdsong of any kind

01:14:12.440 these days it's starting to return well yeah i wonder why there's no birdsong in china

01:14:16.540 but isn't that interesting like because we just assume that lakes have ducks on them right of

01:14:23.000 course in vietnam maybe they don't maybe they're like we're a high trust country yeah have you seen

01:14:28.300 clips on twitter if it'll be like a little old chinese lady uh cutting down a hedge or something 0.99

01:14:34.540 there's a little bird's nest with oh i've seen i've seen that yeah with like the feathers that to

01:14:39.520 so many people in this office you just get the little chicks it was you that sent it to me 1.00

01:14:42.920 she's she was trimming a hedge and she heard cheaping and she just reaches in and eats a raw

01:14:47.760 baby bird alive as if it's nothing great famine so you know there's two things about that one in

01:14:54.680 and of itself at first blush that's just backward and barbaric or whatever secondly how that can't 0.85

01:14:59.920 be healthy i mean it's not good for you yeah surely that's poisonous on some level eating a raw

01:15:06.020 baby bird is not good for you with its guts and its brains and the bones yeah but yeah i'm

01:15:12.820 sure it can't be good for you but like you know i'm what i'm guessing though i saw that video and

01:15:17.660 i was like right this is not the first time she's done this no no it was nothing to her yeah

01:15:21.080 that was regular yeah this was just yeah you know like i find blackberries or something i was gonna

01:15:25.360 say like down the country blackberries oh yeah i'm joking that's literally what i went out and did

01:15:32.260 with my kids not a single baby bird eating weird we need to call them immigrant blackberries as 0.74

01:15:36.480 someone in the chat pointed out what oh god baby birds no i don't eat baby birds

01:15:41.980 i don't think we need to say that's what our audience yeah well yeah this is the kamala harris

01:15:48.600 right um omar says for me the beginning of the end of the argument is since it's rare or not

01:15:53.400 happening can we ban the behavior and punish and deport the one guy that does they will never

01:15:57.300 compromise because they believe it applies to the whole group more than you do yeah and also

01:16:00.540 they're kind of in favor of it you know that it very very quickly did we get to leftists being

01:16:05.920 like well i'd eat the dog you know it's okay if they're eating geese you know it's just a

01:16:09.620 misdemeanor it's like you're permanently on the precipice of it not happening turning into it's a

01:16:14.180 good thing yeah and the the distance between it's not happening it is a good thing is very very narrow

01:16:19.820 these days literally a matter of days actually twitter has really compressed this this is why i was

01:16:24.940 saying look they're just on a clock it's only a matter of time until you know some haitian is captured

01:16:29.140 doing it the bbc will be putting up recipes of how to eat your cat soon yeah people would be doing

01:16:33.920 it deliberately in solidarity well i mean you know taylor sorry whiskers yeah she puts up the cat

01:16:40.040 arizona desert rat uh says uh i'm i'm just wondering how they got close enough for the

01:16:45.760 canadian goose to kill one those things are mean it's a canadian goose that bit me yeah yeah the

01:16:50.220 thing is canadian geese they're they're mean because you're very very soft you're very nice if you

01:16:56.680 wanted to kill a goose you could obviously kill oh they're really light you can pick them up by

01:17:00.020 the neck and just wave them around but obviously it's just that you don't want to be aggressive

01:17:02.920 don't do that though okay you know also the goose that bit me i was a child so it was a nonce goose

01:17:07.500 just just saying i've said that before people say i don't think that makes the goose a nonce

01:17:11.960 hello there is out of context people say i'll be careful of swans they're very dangerous

01:17:16.240 they're not dangerous if you're a full-grown bloke you put it in the chest and it blows it up

01:17:21.560 don't it's like don't boot a swan yeah it's like a goose weighs nothing it's a bird it's

01:17:27.220 it's a suicide swan all it all the bones are hollow like a full-grown man could get a goose

01:17:33.380 or a swan and just snap don't don't do that yeah no don't do it i'm not saying do it but that's

01:17:37.940 the point the only reason these things seem scary is because you're not like in a combat

01:17:41.320 they're like jack russell's they're just very aggressive to compensate for their inability

01:17:45.240 to fight yeah and weigh nothing they've got like short bird syndrome fuzzy toaster says how

01:17:51.640 soon until they start digging up the plumbing and electric cables looking for copper um right okay

01:17:56.520 what are the odds that they've discovered metal i mean like have haitians discovered metallurgy

01:18:03.040 exactly how much metallurgy happens in haiti i've seen them use like corrugated metal but i don't know

01:18:09.320 whether they're actually manufacturing it themselves i would be very surprised i imagine they look at it

01:18:13.700 in the same way they look at like trees you know it's just something we found um is there any heavy

01:18:18.900 industry in haiti any research and development going on and is it if they've got they've got a space

01:18:26.500 program new ways to chow grill a human leg nuclear submarine program they move a lot of dirt i've heard

01:18:32.100 they've got intelligence agencies i'm gonna look it up they don't even have a government their their

01:18:37.300 president got shot oh what the hell i'm gonna move there now calm down maybe it's time for wycliffe 0.54

01:18:43.060 sean to go back and you're gonna get trafficked by the clinton foundation according to google

01:18:47.620 textiles sugar refining construction and that's it okay that's not a sugar plantation yeah

01:18:56.100 i feel like anything for themselves you're looking over the past 200 years of industrial output it's

01:19:00.500 probably down so they murdered all the white people and then french people yeah took all their 1.00

01:19:07.460 stuff yeah haven't moved on for hundreds of years they've got worse it's only been about 170 years

01:19:14.340 something like that i think the the genocide in haiti of the french people was 1804

01:19:19.700 oh right so it's been over 200 years was it working out something like two cent louverture or something

01:19:24.980 was this guy's name and i've got given a book once for christmas i'm pretty sure it's a comedy book

01:19:30.740 and it was a biography of him making out that he's the goody oh yeah um and they just they just

01:19:36.180 can't cover up the the stark facts of the genocide they did well they can they can in the english

01:19:43.140 curriculum at gcse because we had a poem from john agard who spoke about a parallel black history like

01:19:49.700 mary seacole and tucson loverture who was meant to be a hero for black haitians and led them to liberation

01:19:55.460 absolutely nothing about all the murders that's a mandatory text at gcse in english secondary

01:20:00.660 schools women and children they were butchering as well not just the men and tortured them as well

01:20:04.580 yeah anyway ramshack lot says white people don't season their cats that's a good point we don't 1.00

01:20:10.260 great minds it's totally true and they've got us on this i've never seasoned a cat

01:20:15.540 i sleep mine plain yeah just boiled yeah colin says it's not true that people are in cats they are

01:20:21.860 eating cats but that's okay eating cats to their culture we shouldn't add cats from to our menus for

01:20:25.940 cultural enrichment it's only a matter of time uh calum nicholl says uh you need to be worried when

01:20:30.340 they run out of cats or they'll be left as people can't they just get food like everyone else we're

01:20:34.980 paying them enough yeah it's not like america has any lack of food have they seen the average american

01:20:39.220 only nazis don't eat cats um yeah and also that's what i was thinking about um this isn't uh america i don't

01:20:45.540 know about a higher not obviously not in the cities in the urban but there's loads of game in america

01:20:50.260 isn't it full of wild things like like like deer and stuff tons absolutely tons i guess it takes a

01:20:57.700 little bit of nowson energy you have to build a bow and arrow or something you've got to remember the

01:21:03.860 the geese are acclimatized to human contact so people come along they throw them some bread

01:21:09.060 the geese are expecting to be fairly well treated by the humans and then they get um

01:21:14.260 kukulane says uh the dirt in the park is free i have seven thousand bags of dirt

01:21:20.820 i just is it like is it a special kind of dirt no whether well no you don't know i've seen the

01:21:28.660 video one thing i would say i don't know about haitian dirt thing but again in the great leap forward

01:21:33.540 in china in one specific place specific place there's a type of dirt that was like it was a clay type thing

01:21:40.260 and again you got hardly any nutrient out of it it was sort of poisonous but you could eat it again

01:21:45.780 like eating leather yeah it's too so you've got something in your stomach um you're going to starve

01:21:51.780 to death very very very uh your amount of time on earth is extended a very very small amount but it

01:21:58.660 is extended to small right well it was just dirt it prevents the stomach acid in your stomach devouring

01:22:03.860 your your stomach doesn't say maybe it's something maybe so maybe it's something like that

01:22:07.780 you still die it's i just don't understand why they're buying bags of dirt on credit

01:22:12.020 like i'm not even the dumb standing on that's disgusting get premium dirt in it just yeah

01:22:16.660 exactly it's like why i just get only the highest grade dirt i just want to explain to them that if

01:22:22.180 you harvest the sugar then you sell that for food i mean sugar is itself a kind of food but like

01:22:28.260 ignoring that you have to have a functioning environment first have you seen if you just go on google

01:22:33.460 earth and look at haiti from above because there's no street view obviously um you can see that they 1.00

01:22:39.780 have absolutely ruined the their side of the island yeah yeah to the point where there are no animals

01:22:45.620 everything is polluted you can't grow anything on site probably oh yeah they've they've got a giant

01:22:50.820 border wall i know yeah but it's just i just don't understand it's like look you can grow sugar here

01:22:55.860 plentiful amounts of sugar people like eating sugar and they'll give you money for sugar it comes out

01:23:01.380 the ground like it's incredible yeah but do you think they have the cognition capable of long-term

01:23:05.940 planning did you see that cunley drakpa post even long term iq 67 isn't it did you did you see the 0.79

01:23:11.300 cunley drakpa post where this was a few years ago it was a doctor that went over to haiti they don't

01:23:15.540 alphabetize because they don't have paper they they they don't have long-term memory it's it's it's crazy

01:23:24.260 they can't sort by it by alphabet or by number so they'll just get a giant stack of files and manually

01:23:29.300 go through every single one a state says as a smoker i will not be lectured to about preventable

01:23:34.260 deaths from a man releasing rapists and murderers onto the street that's a great point i mean literally

01:23:38.740 the 18 year old machete killer killed a 14 year old he let out it's like what are you doing why that guy

01:23:45.060 you know it was oh he was the least worst what i mean because he only stabbed someone because of the

01:23:49.140 far right adorable kitten cowering in fear from free range haitian barbecue makers says 0.90

01:23:55.220 weird how starmer understand misunderstands mean testing and means testing as testy and mean yeah

01:24:04.500 things again i am actually in favor of things being means tested if there's some sort of

01:24:08.500 multi-millionaire pensioner yeah we don't need to give them a pension we also wouldn't even need

01:24:12.580 the winter fuel alliance if we hadn't buggered up our energy supply i know it'd be pennies

01:24:17.700 i i i went on the uh government website the other day and they they had a thing about nuclear power

01:24:22.980 and basically i calculated so six nuclear power stations would we've got 29 million households

01:24:28.020 and six nuclear power stations would provide them all with power and that would cost 130 billion

01:24:32.500 something like that if the french can do it and export it to us we can do it i wrote the paper

01:24:37.060 telling them how to do the funding they passed it into law in 2022 and they've just said yeah we're

01:24:41.300 going to pause all that it's crazy actually we're only going to invest in renewables which is going to

01:24:45.220 cost three trillion and cause blackouts fantastic thanks lovely living in south africa i do think you're

01:24:50.420 right though cole that people that are independently wealthy should get nothing from the state obviously

01:24:54.740 that's fair enough i've got no problem i want no one to get anything we had a friend of the family

01:24:58.900 this is one on that part yeah fair enough got a friend of the family who were very well to do

01:25:04.740 and she got a state pension she called it handbag money so she just saved it up for a few months and

01:25:09.460 then spend it all on some expensive handbag it was just it was just completely money for nothing that

01:25:14.260 she didn't need she didn't want well there's uh like some sort of child allowance that my wife was 1.00

01:25:19.780 able to claim until like the other day which is oh i'm not going to get this this child allowance and

01:25:24.260 i was like good she's like yeah but that's like 80 quid a month or something and i'm like okay but

01:25:28.020 why are we getting 80 quid a month in the state you know like i'm not like super wealthy or something

01:25:32.340 but like we're doing fine i don't need the government money you could have just kept it rather than

01:25:36.740 taking it from you in the first place exactly and i'm i'm a net contributor into the system i can't even

01:25:41.380 afford to buy a house probably within my lifetime except with inheritance so i've got to rely on my

01:25:47.300 parents dying to be able to afford to get on the housing ladder whilst criminals of course get

01:25:51.380 priority that's nice i'm trying to buy at the moment it's genuinely miserable it's so demoralizing but

01:25:57.140 i looked at my tax bill earlier and i was like why do i even bother working yeah i mean you're too

01:26:02.900 white to get a free house from the state uh brian says uh there's an elderly as an elderly person

01:26:08.740 receiving more than 13 000 in private pensions will be taxed and not receive a winter fuel allowance

01:26:13.860 the tax they pay will allow all mps to receive free heating in the second um well that yeah 13 grand

01:26:19.700 is nothing as well it's absolutely nothing i can't believe they're like yeah 4 000 pensioners is a

01:26:27.540 price we're willing to pay as well master of parsnips says a fitter phoned julian hartley brewer last week

01:26:35.380 he worked on refurbishing the immigrant accommodation he said the government was paying

01:26:38.900 8 000 pounds for each tumble dryer and a similar amount for other appliances what you can get a

01:26:45.700 tumble dryer i was just saying i didn't pay eight grand for my bloody tumble dryer they'll have a

01:26:48.900 contract 100 quid yeah oh it's it's all a it's all an exercise in corruption isn't it that's why our

01:26:54.820 corruption figures are so much lower than everywhere else is because we've legalized it think of all the

01:26:58.660 pp they burned that was procured by health ministers uh during the pandemic just thieves 6.4 billion

01:27:05.300 that we're assigning to it isn't it so like just billions of pounds okay i hate the way this country

01:27:12.660 is being run i really hate it really does my nut and the thing is as well like when you speak to people

01:27:18.580 who are meant to be in the political know about this i think on a bloody radar like what why is what

01:27:24.500 we're doing this now right we've read that why other than one or two reform mps that tweeted about

01:27:30.580 why are we giving money to foreigners rather than who's making noise about this i mean this this is

01:27:36.020 why i use the example of the uh social democrats in sweden they're at least saying we do not want

01:27:41.220 ethnic enclaves no one in britain is saying anything like that okay i'm i agree with this you on their

01:27:46.900 solutions i'm not a fan of their solutions but at least it will do something at least we're talking about

01:27:52.500 uh maybe there's a problem with this you know like we don't have anything like that is faraj even

01:27:57.700 talking about it no no yeah nothing he's been he's been remarkably quiet recently yeah weirdly i've

01:28:04.580 been endorsing richard tice recently this has been very i know he's been better yeah he's been really

01:28:09.700 good recently why he wasn't like that leading up to the election is another question but still super

01:28:14.260 weak so it's not addressing any of the real issues at the same also i mean he is like let's deport all

01:28:18.660 the foreign criminals yeah it's a start and the first run it's a great saying we should permanently 1.00

01:28:24.820 imprison nick lowles of hope not hate which is good yeah that's good that's quite funny actually

01:28:29.060 yeah he's had he's had some testicles recently yeah it's commendable but it should be everyone

01:28:34.820 like every single person should be on this page yes um and i suppose we'll go for one more comment

01:28:41.140 before we uh take a break kevin says um somalis may not play a positive role in the job market but for

01:28:47.620 animal control i suppose that is true um right okay yeah we're gonna we're gonna take a sort of

01:28:54.900 five minute break but don't go anywhere because samson's gonna play a video is he not yes um so

01:29:00.980 we'll be we'll be we'll be back in a minute see you soon

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