The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1008

00:00:00.000 hello and welcome to club med of the lotus eaters this is the 25th of september 2024

00:00:15.600 for those who are audio listeners after the fact you're not going to get that but stereo

00:00:19.680 stereo isn't going to be a permanent fixture of the show return of stereos

00:00:23.300 i got very good comments so maybe maybe someone maybe someone asked who was castrating the office

00:00:33.180 cat with that anesthetic anyway we're joined by steleos josh and myself connor we're going to be

00:00:41.100 discussing how america's politicians are planning for a possible mass casualty event very afraid

00:00:46.300 the met police admitting to two-tier policing and sausage gate and given steleos is presenting that

00:00:51.100 i'm concerned with what sausage gate is going to entail the fateful stripy jacket day as well

00:00:56.740 so you know we're in for something our most delightful ice cream salesman is going to be

00:01:00.540 here to bring us only the most tasty of memes anyway something else you've brought us steleos

00:01:04.600 is islander issue two which is still on sale i'm going to hold this now as you can see

00:01:08.960 maybe it's in focus uh it's still on the website it's going to be for another three weeks is that

00:01:13.180 right samson

00:01:13.740 okay excellent i've basically got that confirmation we all know about as much as each other but what

00:01:22.260 i do know is there's some great essays in this you got more essays than you did beforehand it's only

00:01:26.600 15 quid and because it's going to be printed to order you should get it within two or three weeks

00:01:31.540 rather than excellent first batch has already gone to print the voice of god tells me so you should

00:01:39.840 be getting them soon if you've ordered it and your country isn't rubbish and stops it at the border

00:01:44.000 remember limited run so you can't get it after we stop printing it and then issue three will come

00:01:49.000 along with all new things oh it's even got a bit of poetry in the back as you can see oh oh i can't

00:01:53.940 read it yet gotta read it too i like how uh you say if your country is rubbish and stops it at the

00:01:59.000 border so anyway on to immigration yeah anyway yeah funnily enough they can stop magazines but

00:02:04.160 not infinity africans um yeah brilliant anyway my show is also up at three o'clock today because it

00:02:08.620 is a wednesday and i'm going to be chatting to the lovely ian hersey ali um herself an immigrant who

00:02:13.020 actually quite likes the respective countries that she lives in like the u.s netherlands and uk and

00:02:17.280 like to keep them that way about islam immigration christian revival so go and be sure to if you aren't a

00:02:23.000 lot to see a subscriber already sign up for whatever tier of your choosing you'll be able to watch that

00:02:28.240 live and we'll you know address comments and things like that but without further ado josh

00:02:32.140 take it away with the news can i have the magazine first sorry i need i need it as a comfort blanket

00:02:37.680 it's like my totem of confidence and also i need to shell it in a bit but america's politicians seem

00:02:44.980 to be a little bit scared and today i'm going to be looking at their preparations for a mass mass

00:02:50.080 casualty event and i'm going to misspeak when i say that because i keep on saying it wrong for

00:02:54.780 whatever reason and uh there's lots of interesting things about this and i'm going to discuss lots of

00:02:59.520 the implications of this because i actually think is a very interesting and important

00:03:02.680 topic as well as the fact that there are lots of things about the discussion around it and the

00:03:08.740 reporting and who's involved in it that i find interesting and i'd be uh very interested to see

00:03:15.700 what you guys make of it because it sort of gets my spidey senses tingling my political spidey senses

00:03:21.800 that is and i feel like there's something going on here there's some some something more to it than

00:03:28.260 what it's presented as but first islander it is the best magazine ever to exist um particularly the

00:03:36.920 last piece in it is very good and that's not because i did it but it's only for sale for a short

00:03:42.300 amount of time you'll want to read it you'll be kicking yourself the government can never censor this

00:03:47.060 it can take down our website it can take down our videos it'll never take that magazine away from you

00:03:51.380 so if you want something permanent you want something that is lasting you want something

00:03:55.160 that is beautiful get this magazine but with that out the way i have noticed these articles in recent

00:04:03.220 weeks so here is the washington post um scarred by violence lawmakers plan for possible mass casualty

00:04:10.820 event and the byline is congress must ensure it can continue to govern in the aftermath of mass

00:04:16.860 violence a bipartisan group of the house members argues what violence are they referring to is this

00:04:21.620 january 6th no as in they're anticipating there to be violence they're expecting there to be future

00:04:29.980 political violence and potential mass casualty events of lawmakers just vaguely vaguely but but it says

00:04:38.080 scarred not scared so that would imply in the headline i know it's washington post the standards are low

00:04:43.400 that something has already happened hence why they're expecting another thing to happen so i will

00:04:48.820 be coming back to this article because it's not as unprecedented it does validate that with some of

00:04:54.520 the direct quotes of the people involved in the push for this constitutional change and i'll be coming

00:05:00.280 back to that once i actually explain a little bit more about it but um politico also picked up on this

00:05:06.260 as well with a very long article i'm not going to read any of it because i want you to have brain cells

00:05:11.840 left but it goes on and on and on lots of pictures obviously a lot of work has gone into this

00:05:16.960 and another left-wing outlet as well one that i tend not to read very much is newser as well so all of

00:05:24.960 these three outlets have written articles within a couple of days of each other and that always makes

00:05:31.620 me think hmm something's going on here and particularly because the constitutional amendment that we're

00:05:37.860 talking about the one that wants to uh well we'll talk about the details in a second but basically

00:05:42.660 prepare for a mass mass casualty event of members of congress was in the works from march so here's

00:05:50.740 derrick kilmer who's one of the people um sort of proposing this bill this is the 7th of march

00:05:57.840 is he a democrat or a republican uh i believe this guy is a democrat it's a bipartisan thing by the way

00:06:04.800 so there's two um dems and two republicans associated with it who we'll talk about in a

00:06:10.220 second and also another person um this is another democrat this is on his website but the key thing

00:06:16.140 is the date here 7th of march again and here is um bill track 7th of march it's uh introduced and is now

00:06:26.560 in the committee stage so you think well why uh why is this being discussed now all of a sudden in

00:06:33.340 september when this is something that happened back in march because that seems unusual doesn't

00:06:38.260 it could it be the lead up to the election perhaps well it could also be this that the committee has

00:06:44.700 heard about it and is making a big deal about it so this um is a to if you're listening it's testimony

00:06:52.240 before the subcommittee on modernization committee on house administration and the house of representatives

00:06:57.540 that last one being the most relevant because of course the house of representatives

00:07:01.620 um is where all the people proposing the bill are members and so it makes sense that they're proposing

00:07:08.760 a bill to talk about well what happens if we're all killed and we need to keep the function of government

00:07:14.140 going basically and um i'm going to talk a little bit about who's proposing it so from the democrat side

00:07:21.800 it's representative derrick kilmer who is a representative for washington and just a little bit

00:07:28.600 of tidbit for who he is he's ranked among the most bipartisan members of congress so he's least likely

00:07:34.740 to vote with um you know the the fringe wings he hasn't he he is generally accepted as someone you

00:07:43.720 you work with yeah seemingly so he's he's the most willing in the democratic party

00:07:49.320 um or one of the most willing to work with the other side which i think is quite a symbolic thing for

00:07:55.440 a bipartisan bill then you've got emmanuel cleaver ii who uh is a democrat for missouri i'm probably

00:08:03.060 mispronouncing it because everyone always calls me out on it but that's how i pronounce it as an

00:08:06.340 english person right and he belongs to the congressional progressive caucus so he's from the more

00:08:12.860 progressive wing of the democratic party and on the republican side you have brad wenstrup who is

00:08:19.060 from ohio and william uh william timmons from south carolina both of which have publicly defended

00:08:26.600 trump but are just sort of your run-of-the-mill republican conservatives not really particularly

00:08:32.140 of note but it is worth mentioning that both kilmer and wenstrup are actually um retiring at the end of

00:08:39.980 the year and if we can go back to um this first article oh gone too far here we are this washington

00:08:48.840 post one they actually have quotes from them talking about their reason for trying to push for this

00:08:53.740 constitutional amendment which we're going to go into in great detail i've got the words there um that

00:08:58.600 we can read directly so he says um it should be somewhere in the body of the text i've just pulled

00:09:04.640 it out but um derek kilmer says we've seen a 300 increase in threats against members over the last

00:09:11.720 seven years according to the capital police in an environment where we have seen growing tendency

00:09:16.460 towards political violence imagine horrifically a baseball practice where someone has bad intentions

00:09:21.760 and better aim of course this is a reference to the 2017 uh baseball attack isn't it i was gonna ask

00:09:28.720 actually whether or not steve scalise is in support of this given he was the congressman that was

00:09:33.620 shot at the congressional baseball game i've not seen much pushback against this to be fair

00:09:38.540 um although it hasn't been introduced into the house yet and so there's not really been

00:09:42.660 much publicity of the pushback people might privately have objections to it but we just don't know yet

00:09:48.300 but he continues to say you can literally flip a majority for three or four months which i think

00:09:53.380 is a frightening incentive for political violence now i actually think that this is quite a good

00:09:57.760 argument uh he might be a democrat sure um but that is a good point that um if a shooter were to take

00:10:06.360 out a significant portion of congress it could flip the balance and those three to four months could be

00:10:12.640 seen as a justification to someone who is willing to do that um to push things in whichever side they're

00:10:19.860 from and so that does actually seem like a legitimate reason um but it is interesting that this is being

00:10:26.840 considered now of all uh times because it's a pretty formal acknowledgement that political violence

00:10:33.440 um is now a very very serious problem in america well the grilling of uh kim cheedle after the first

00:10:41.140 trump assassination attempt in butler pennsylvania was broadly bipartisan it did have representatives like

00:10:48.000 ayanna presley and jasmine crockett trying to insist that dei is a good thing and actually that

00:10:52.900 more democrat lawmakers are having their lives put at risk as republicans say that certain people are

00:10:57.480 dei hires but aoc even had some solid contributions because i think she realized as did many other

00:11:05.140 democrats that if trump is in the crosshairs as biden urged people to to put him in there that they

00:11:11.460 are next on the list it's just a matter of ranked priorities and they are on the list from people who

00:11:16.260 would retaliate if their republican counterparts were to be shot and that neither of them want to

00:11:21.240 particularly put their lives on the line so they may want to defend um people of all political stripes

00:11:26.200 even though they still do the rhetoric which puts trump's life in danger there's common interest here

00:11:31.560 because basically they suffer from the same danger they they can do something about it together

00:11:37.360 and yeah it sounds plausible yeah i i do think so although um once we read the thing i have lots of

00:11:44.640 questions that we can sort of break down um what could possible ulterior motives be and things like

00:11:50.840 that as well um because there are some there's a little bit of devil in the detail there let's just

00:11:56.080 say that always always yes so representative bad uh brad wenstrup was talking about the 2017 baseball

00:12:04.340 attack i can't get my words out today a violent domestic terrorist attempt to assassinate republican

00:12:08.640 members of congress um and this is the guy who actually treated steve scalise at the event itself

00:12:15.880 and so he's got a very specific reason to have a sort of bone to pick with this sort of thing he had

00:12:22.840 names in his pocket descriptions in his pocket this was a clear assassination attempt and he decided

00:12:27.840 to use murder or assassination as a tool for political change he wanted to wipe out the republican

00:12:32.580 majority and change the balance of power i would contend that's an insurrection by one person

00:12:37.520 interesting use of words there isn't it so it is also worth mentioning as well the republicans

00:12:44.340 involved in this bill have defended trump and the legal challenges brought against him

00:12:49.400 saying that they're farcical and politically motivated so that is also worth bearing in mind

00:12:54.560 so it's not necessarily that he's using that word to side exclusively with the democrats here

00:13:00.100 to be to be fair i don't think they have much of a choice here

00:13:03.260 none of them they don't have they don't have a choice on the matter because if anything happens

00:13:09.880 either way it's gonna escalate i have my suspicions i'll put it this way we are approaching the time of

00:13:19.900 an october surprise and things are not necessarily looking good for the harris camp even though i do 0.99

00:13:26.800 think there's still a significant cohort of morons out there that could put her in the white house 0.98

00:13:30.660 over trump i given okay given how the mayor of dc and nancy pelosi stood down the national guard ahead 0.99

00:13:38.760 of january 6th and then they used january 6th as the pretext to lock up anyone being given a guided

00:13:44.960 tour of the capital by the police as a political prisoner i wouldn't be shocked if this is just the

00:13:50.400 legislation that the current administration can use in the interim period before either harris or

00:13:56.660 trump are inaugurated to further clamp down on the republicans and their supporters following some

00:14:02.780 inexplicable event i mean let's be fair and i don't think it's too conspiratorial to say there are still

00:14:10.620 questions around thomas crooks and ryan routh how they got trump's schedule how they got so close to

00:14:16.460 the venues it's not impossible that there were as crooks's phone records show some sort of intelligence

00:14:24.240 agency involvement so it's also not impossible that an event could happen between now and the

00:14:29.760 election or after the election and then pieces of legislation like this could say well this put

00:14:33.780 congress at risk therefore we need to take these emergency measures as part of the constitution to

00:14:38.000 crack down on this and one final thing as well a little while ago end of last month there was a new

00:14:43.280 york times op-ed that said the constitution is dangerous and the main the main point of that

00:14:47.500 article was that there has not been a new amendment introduced for 50 years

00:14:52.220 and this is getting in the way of rolling out all of these entitlements given to clientele groups in

00:14:57.880 the name of rights the fact that it's a new amendment rather than a bill makes me feel a bit

00:15:03.340 uncomfortable yes i get that same impression as well yeah but um no i want to go back to something you

00:15:10.060 said about there the questions about the two would-be assassins that obviously there are questions because

00:15:19.940 especially when it comes to trump's second uh attempt at his uh his life when he was in his golf course

00:15:27.960 a lot of people have said that this was a spontaneously organized golf uh game so how did he get the

00:15:34.940 information to be there so i think um he is known for playing on his own golf courses maybe he was just

00:15:42.100 there at the right time it is possible yeah it's possible all of that's probabilities yeah yeah all of

00:15:47.660 that's probabilities but i really don't think that even if that is the case and there is something

00:15:53.820 inside that coordinates things if that's the case i really don't think that everyone in congress and

00:16:00.420 everyone in the house of representatives would just would just sit uh would just know of it

00:16:06.420 i'm not saying no no i'm not saying you are i'm introducing another angle into the conversation

00:16:11.580 because it's also their lives that are at risk so the if people are playing dangerous games

00:16:19.060 they're they are using a lot of these politicians also as a bait as bait to uh sort of respond to

00:16:27.800 what you were saying just a second ago i think from the evidence that i've looked at so far the most

00:16:32.860 likely thing is that things like the intelligence agencies that are responsible for trump's security

00:16:37.780 detail are just complacent and they're dragging their feet about giving him the right resources

00:16:43.160 because he's been critical of them and they are sort of dispassionate to to put it lightly about

00:16:50.600 having to protect him at all because i would agree but they given that certain members of congress

00:16:55.880 investigating it haven't ruled out the possibility of a mole it makes me concerned that between now and

00:17:01.760 then there is the perverse incentive either through complacency or active coordination to have some kind of

00:17:06.680 event that would manufacture consent for congress under a new article of the constitution to cede to

00:17:12.000 themselves more censorious powers i can certainly see it being a very likely thing so anyway let's get

00:17:19.100 on to the body of this proposal so section one immediately after taking the oath of office an

00:17:25.040 individual who is elected to serve as a representative of the house of representatives shall provide the

00:17:30.060 house of representatives with a list of at least five um uh designees uh to take the individual's

00:17:36.540 place in the event the individual dies prior to um the expiration of the individual's term of office

00:17:42.780 the individual shall ensure that the list only contains the names of designees uh who meet the

00:17:47.920 qualifications for service as a representative in the house of representatives is that going to be

00:17:52.140 made public around the time of them campaigning is that going to be listed on the ballot paper

00:17:57.180 underneath them is it going to be like john fetterman's case where when he had his stroke people thought

00:18:01.860 his wife was just going to take over or like biden who was absent at the recent cabinet so this brings

00:18:06.800 up one of my questions about it already so how would temporarily filling vacant seats with these

00:18:12.700 chosen people by the members themselves affect the democratic legitimacy of the house in the first

00:18:19.640 place right considering that these replacements aren't directly elected by the people unlike all the

00:18:25.780 other representatives does that not um further denigrate the legitimacy of the democratic process

00:18:32.020 which may well actually be the motivating factor for some people to um engage in these mass mass casualty

00:18:39.020 events in the first place is that not unintentionally making the problem worse by making congress less

00:18:45.040 democratic than it was before in the first place well it's like the idea essentially that jfk was shot to get

00:18:51.460 lyndon johnson and because he complied more with what the powers that be wanted to do in terms of

00:18:56.480 legislation the other alternative question that i would have is if someone is on that list of five

00:19:01.780 replacements and gets selected during the months that they're serving as the congressional replacement

00:19:06.220 in the house or senate can they also run to be the replacement while they're serving so is there not if

00:19:14.400 that's the case is there not the incentive to have the person who has listed you killed in a mass

00:19:18.980 casualty event you then get put in for two or three months and you say well i've been put in for two

00:19:23.320 or three months now so i may as well run to be the representative full time and get ahead that way

00:19:27.560 it seems like it yeah so i'm going to read uh section two and three together and then ask some

00:19:34.240 of the questions because i'm running out of time slowly so in the event of the death of a representative

00:19:38.540 the chief executive of the state involved shall um not later than 10 days after the date of death of

00:19:44.420 the representative select an individual from the most recent list of a designates uh provided by

00:19:49.880 the representative whose seat is now vacant as provided by section one and the speaker of the

00:19:55.100 house shall immediately fill the vacancy with the individual selected an individual designated to take

00:20:00.500 the place of a representative shall serve until another member is elected to fill the vacancy pursuant to

00:20:06.360 a special election then section three says during the period of an individual service under section two

00:20:11.760 the individual shall be treated as a representative in the house of representatives for the purpose of

00:20:16.640 all laws rules and regulations including for purposes of section one in the event of the death

00:20:22.100 of an individual designated under section two the chief executive of the state involved shall select

00:20:27.360 an individual from the most recent list of designates provided by the individual designated under

00:20:32.600 section two as provided by section one yes lots of bureaucratic language here and the speaker of the

00:20:37.720 house shall immediately fill the vacancy with the individual selected so one of the questions here

00:20:42.340 is um how do they pick because they're selecting five candidates how and why are they going to pick

00:20:51.020 the person that they pick surely they would want to pick the most qualified but surely then you're

00:20:56.100 empowering a specific person a lot more than otherwise and if they don't like say the um the person who's

00:21:03.540 currently assuming that office is there not an incentive for them to take the mass casualty event in their

00:21:09.180 own hands and and replace a large swathe of the congress or at least what they are able to do within their

00:21:17.460 state especially if there is someone on the waiting list who might fulfill a certain quota and if you're a

00:21:24.920 delusional progressive who thinks that there should be by fiat a certain number more diverse congressmen or

00:21:31.920 even ones of a particular religion and you think i could bump off this congressman and get my guy in

00:21:38.580 there would also be the incentive to do that it's not good i also think it's very ambitious to have this

00:21:43.360 10 days for someone to be replaced because in a special election the average is 136 days and there

00:21:50.620 are states that can do it much quicker than that so the the discrepancy there is actually quite small

00:21:57.240 and although i see what the the at least stated justification is you could just focus on speeding

00:22:04.080 up the special election and avoid a lot of these uh criticisms that you could make of it being

00:22:09.220 undemocratic and uh potentially introducing perverse incentives to to kill off representatives that

00:22:16.640 are not seen as serving interests of whichever person might be doing it what do you think stelios

00:22:22.660 no i'm i'm covered don't have something to add to this okay and also it's worth mentioning is it really

00:22:29.980 that different to the clause in the 17th amendment that allows governors to appoint temporary senate

00:22:34.240 replacements of course this is for the house um until special elections are held because that's

00:22:39.520 done in the senate and that of course is already an amendment um why does it have to be its own thing

00:22:45.340 in its own amendment and is is it potentially going to have other things inserted in it that

00:22:50.720 provide undue power as well we don't know but it's one thing that i've noticed and i read about

00:22:55.600 and the fact that lots of left-wing outlets all of a sudden started talking about it and pushing it

00:23:00.120 that i found interesting it seems to me to be signaling some sort of shift in the way politics

00:23:05.620 operates what that actually means i suppose we'll have to see excellent wonderful samson i'll let you

00:23:12.960 get the uh the next tabs up we do have a dollar um rumble rant from lucian jaeger but the actual

00:23:19.880 content of the rant i don't know what that means and i am concerned because it asks us to google a

00:23:25.980 thing so i am not going to read that out just in case it's something that comes back to bite me in the

00:23:31.520 ass koala facts it's not koala and spelled differently so i don't know what that actually 0.68

00:23:37.400 means i read it as koala yeah i'm gonna google it against my better uh judgment oh unless he means

00:23:45.380 koala because the koalas have that particular scd i did think of that that might be it okay

00:23:52.160 i can't really find very much there we go i don't have no idea it's okay anyway well thanks

00:24:02.140 thank you very much um do i need an islander shill at the start by the way samson

00:24:06.920 just broken the samson's punching his microphone do you want do you want to do you want to get the

00:24:14.860 page up that's okay lads we're professionals over here that's fine before we start sorry could i have

00:24:21.220 the other one okay i was going to give it to you at the end it's okay it's all right well it's a bit

00:24:25.000 late now we've got an interim just go get yourself a cup of tea getting a view behind the curtain i

00:24:29.980 know yeah as if stelios's singing wasn't wasn't enough uh right ladies and gentlemen

00:24:33.780 oh well so the met police have just come out and admitted there is two-tier policing

00:24:39.440 which we always knew and they've admitted that they're going to make it even worse now if you

00:24:44.080 don't know what i'm referring to it's their truly anti-racist action plan that they've published in

00:24:49.340 the last two days which the short version before i get into some of the quotes and drive you all mad

00:24:54.000 is that we're going to be paying increasing amounts of money as british taxpayers to set up diversity

00:24:59.800 and inclusion inquisition panels to ensure that every met police officer is sufficiently brainwashed

00:25:05.560 with the current thing and if you make a single off-color joke in the most literal sense of the

00:25:09.440 term you will be sacked and there are incentives for your peers to dob you in for promotions that's

00:25:15.320 true so to get to the rank of inspector you've got to have reported one of your colleagues for

00:25:19.760 something which is not good for building camaraderie is it if you've got to be a grass and i don't think

00:25:25.820 people want to work with people like that i you know even when i was a young child snitches get

00:25:30.620 stitches was a prescient phrase and it's only aged like fine wine now they get promoted because they're

00:25:37.540 promoting the diversity thing yep and they're going to be even more encouraged to do so but before we get

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00:26:30.080 up but let's get into it so mark rowley the demented little dwarf that is heading up the met police

00:26:36.300 he was the guy who just threw away the microphone yeah yes very resentful yes give good vibes

00:26:41.920 no no no he's a deeply petty man essentially for those who don't remember i think it was a sky news

00:26:47.500 journalist of all people put out his microphone as mark rowley walked out of a contentious cobra

00:26:51.700 meeting with a very upset keir starmer and said are we going to end two-tier policing sir and he

00:26:55.840 smacked the microphone out of the reporter's hand and then insisted that he didn't do that and then

00:27:00.520 also suggested he might extradite elon musk for allowing people on x to spread misinformation

00:27:05.320 that's very very embarrassing both both domestically and internationally for the met police 0.96

00:27:12.340 strangely really pathetic short people run london so we had crested a dick mark rowley 0.95

00:27:17.580 sadiq khan just fundamentally unimpressive people run my capital city and you can tell but anyway mark 0.90

00:27:23.900 rowley this this was an article in the bbc the sort of state propagandist mouthpiece and there was a few

00:27:29.120 quotes in here i thought i'd pull out before i read through the actual report myself because you guys

00:27:33.200 don't have time to read these reports there's nothing else i love doing more than reading a

00:27:35.840 really boring report and telling you what all our money's going to be spent on anyway so the aim is

00:27:39.540 for the met to become a quote truly anti-racist and inclusive organization according to sir mark

00:27:45.540 rowley remember he's a knight of the realm and he said black londoners have been let down by the met

00:27:49.920 over many years and while we continue to take steps in the right direction there remains a long way to

00:27:54.420 go and there is more work to do action not words will rebuild trust in our service so we must now

00:27:59.940 remain focused on delivering real change this scene and felt by our communities and our workforce

00:28:05.020 would you like to come in before you punch me uh no no i wasn't i don't want to punch you no i don't

00:28:10.680 want to punch you but you you see i get particularly frustrated when i hear people having this rhetoric 0.73

00:28:16.200 because it reminds me a lot of people in the university and uh it's a it's people who constantly 0.98

00:28:22.160 want to virtue signal they think that their bottom is safe and they want to play nice with other

00:28:29.200 people's jobs so he doesn't look to me to be someone who would be a diversity hire when he was hired

00:28:37.320 but now he wants to talk about diversity hire and make a truly anti-racist police so yeah how about

00:28:45.120 resigning if you actually believe in all these things resigning and giving your position to someone

00:28:50.420 else you think requires more representation just how about that have you considered he's basically one

00:28:56.000 of the many philosopher kings stewarding us into the progressive utopias and therefore he's okay

00:29:00.440 he's a policing peter dinklage isn't he because in the same way that peter dinklage said he didn't

00:29:05.180 want any more dwarf actors after he became a dwarf actor he doesn't want any more white police officers 1.00

00:29:12.160 or male police officers after he's already got to the top well he says exactly that he says the met

00:29:18.620 want to better represent the communities it serves and is working to recruit to retain a more diverse 0.92

00:29:25.620 workforce aka um only black people should be policed by black people apparently according to the met all 0.58

00:29:32.160 new recruits are being trained to understand the experience of black londoners and other communities 0.98

00:29:36.060 across the capital according to the met remember by the way communities is a dog whistle term for

00:29:40.340 non-white and religious minorities in britain that the government have imported but if you complain about

00:29:45.520 that and you notice that there are ethnic distinctions you're far right and a racist tensions

00:29:48.840 over stop and search have included the treatment of two black athletes team gb runner bianca williams

00:29:53.840 and her partner portuguese sprinter ricardo dos santos two met constables were sacked in october

00:29:58.580 2023 after a disciplinary panel found their actions during a highly distressing stop and search amounted

00:30:04.080 to gross misconduct and another one that's mentioned here which i want to bring up is a 15 year

00:30:08.040 old black girl called child q strip searched while on her period um at a school in hackney in 2020 now

00:30:14.100 the child's mother has claimed that she was strip searched because of her race and sex they were

00:30:18.460 looking for drugs and found none it was obviously very traumatizing for the child the problem is she

00:30:22.920 was strip searched by two female officers so why would they profile her for her sex it's strange

00:30:28.820 isn't it it's almost like they're trying to pull a grievance out of their behinds isn't it yeah they're

00:30:33.880 trying to crowbar intersectionality in there where it isn't also if you were going to profile people 0.98

00:30:38.080 based on let's say levels of criminality in the capital it would be black men because they commit the 1.00

00:30:43.020 overwhelming number of the stabbings but we're not allowed to notice that either because that's 0.55

00:30:46.860 also racism no it's only due to discrimination and so here's a here's a example so we've got the uh the

00:30:52.200 report here i think we've got it open fantastic i'm just going to scroll down and read some some

00:30:56.840 quotes from it and see what you make of it gents now the main quote that i pulled out here was

00:31:01.240 something that harry miller discussed with me when we lasted deprogrammed for new culture forum which you

00:31:05.480 should watch there's some great insights and they quote in here from sir robert peel who founded the british

00:31:09.540 police in 1829 when he established the metropolitan police act he said the police are the public and

00:31:14.700 the public are the police now what that has been taken to mean in the present day is that there is

00:31:19.940 no hierarchical arrangement between the police and the public they are on essentially the same level

00:31:24.780 except the police are in possession of this new orthodoxy and so they can reciprocally indoctrinate

00:31:32.400 the public if they reflect the public therefore they have to impose a new ideology on the public until

00:31:37.420 the public and the police are saying the same thing so rather than the police being at the

00:31:41.420 service of the public the police essentially just have to brainwash the public by policing thoughts or

00:31:47.040 there is a into in addition to this there is a different conception of who the public is

00:31:52.940 there's a different conception of who us are and who they are you do see this actually because um

00:32:00.580 when people talk about um particularly the right they say well they don't they aren't truly british or

00:32:07.000 they don't represent us so they're trying to pick and choose who is actually british rather than

00:32:12.880 representing yeah you know everyone and people on the left do this of course yeah they're trying to

00:32:18.340 ideologically redefine britishness as a set of values which are multicultural liberal pluralistic

00:32:24.560 and so if you don't assent this new post blair redefinition of british identity you are outside the

00:32:31.440 box of british identity you're far right and it's actually a xenomorph yeah well it's it's your

00:32:36.420 racism right it's your noticing differences which is causing the new minorities that are imported into 1.00

00:32:40.920 london to commit crime in the first place because if they just felt welcome they'd be as british as

00:32:44.620 you and me and wouldn't go and stab each other with machetes but there you go well i've not felt

00:32:49.300 welcome before i've not stabbed anyone no normally i just leave well curiously the seks and the boy scouts

00:32:54.500 carry knives all the time and they manage not to break out into duels i wonder if it's something

00:32:58.660 culture there so in in new met for london the met police set out their commitment to renew a culture

00:33:04.220 of policing by consent become anti-racist and build a met that is inclusive diverse and representative

00:33:09.300 of the city we serve through this london race action plan a thing that i'm actually having to read

00:33:14.080 out and a critical part of our accompanying culture plan we are underlining the commitment to tackle

00:33:20.300 racism in all its forms this plan is specifically and deliberately focused on our black communities 0.96

00:33:24.560 capitalized b there acknowledging the history and the trust deficit but there will be benefit for

00:33:29.900 all in the service they receive from the met london is one of the most diverse cities in the world

00:33:33.460 yeah that's the problem the diversity gives the city its depth and breadth its character its 1.00

00:33:38.540 heartbeat we will only succeed if we have a met where we can all thrive 3d contribute and know that

00:33:43.200 we've been treated fairly but london is also an unequal city and black communities in particular face

00:33:48.420 barriers in education and employment homelessness criminal justice and mental health as recognized by the

00:33:52.940 mayor and city hall's equality diversity and inclusion strategy they're disproportionately more

00:33:56.320 likely to be victims of crime which ought to be of deep concern to all parts in civil society black

00:34:01.940 men are 13 times more likely to be murdered than their white counterparts and black women are 66% more

00:34:06.600 likely to be reported as victims of domestic abuse and it's a scandal that needs urgent attention

00:34:11.560 by who who's committing the crimes mark wasn't it a an actual majority of violent crime is committed by

00:34:20.760 black londoners which represent 14% of the population of london so i think it was 14 and i think what was

00:34:28.420 it 63% of gun crime i can't remember the exact figures but it's a significant portion well ethnic

00:34:36.060 minorities in the uk are varsio represented in robberies sexual offenses and stabbings and contrary

00:34:42.040 to what people believe this is logically possible and logistically possible we'll get to read the sheet on

00:34:48.740 the case i'm i'm very sure they also say diversity strengthens organizations and is particularly

00:34:53.380 essential in public services oh all of those that are being run so wonderfully right yeah you know

00:34:57.860 why connor because you have diversity of competent people and also incompetent people you need

00:35:03.180 incompetent people yeah not anymore we don't have any competent people there at all do we what they

00:35:07.880 mean diversity again is one of these buzzwords just substitute it for non-white because that's what 1.00

00:35:11.800 they mean so they're saying non-whiteness strengthens organizations and is particularly

00:35:16.320 essential in public services so this plan along with many other government plans especially ones

00:35:20.880 by sadiq khan is to just south africanize the uk so that's what this is going to be this can

00:35:25.780 be policing according to racial lines so what what i've sort of heard is that if we are policed by

00:35:31.660 lesbian islamic uh black amputees there'll be no problems the policing will be perfect 1.00

00:35:38.000 it will be perfect for those constituent groups it'll be really bad for you know the law-abiding 0.96

00:35:42.920 indigenous population who might get a bit upset at a protest and say something a bit naughty that 1.00

00:35:49.340 they probably shouldn't have done but then they'll get longer sentences and actual sex offenders but 0.60

00:35:53.360 don't worry no tear to justice here um they also say we fully recognize that our plan will not go far

00:35:57.980 enough fast enough we're committed to becoming an anti-racist plowing pro-inclusive organization and we

00:36:03.700 recognize the need to evolve our communities throughout so they're fully hooked up to the ideology

00:36:07.920 anti-white yeah it's just the ideology dialysis machine like this is this is all of our institutions 0.75

00:36:12.880 on life support and they're just constantly pumping like mental morphine through themselves

00:36:16.360 so they say here's some here's some outlines about what they're going to do our positive steps

00:36:20.820 mentoring network has supported 1500 ethnic minority officers and staff and has been recognized

00:36:25.980 as best practiced by the college of policing who are currently policing more thought crimes than

00:36:30.720 they are actual burglaries since 2021 positive action workshops for black officers have seen 0.91

00:36:36.720 pass rates for promotion increase from 68 to 75 percent since 2021 all new police officer recruits

00:36:43.120 receive community-centered training including inputs to improve cultural awareness informed by the

00:36:48.320 lived experiences of member of the black community okay to boil that down they're by fiat 0.98

00:36:52.620 increasing the number of non-whites in executive positions they've already been brainwashed with 0.83

00:36:58.760 sort of critical race theory style ideology that blames all shortcomings of various non-whites

00:37:03.280 in the uk on a conspiracy of racism by the white majority and now all the new recruits white or

00:37:10.080 otherwise are going to be taught this ideology too so they're going to be policing along those lines

00:37:13.440 there is also another dimension to this that in order to pursue these uh racial quotas basically

00:37:20.640 they're lowering the standards to such a degree that the people they're recruiting are mentally

00:37:27.020 incapable and sometimes physically incapable as well um of doing the job of policing

00:37:32.380 they've also reduced the english language requirements as far as i'm aware

00:37:35.020 which i feel like you've got to have a good comprehension of the english language because

00:37:39.580 actually it's what the laws are written in and uh if you're going to enforce the law you need to be

00:37:45.180 able to read what the law is but the major concern and the major goal of the police as well as the state

00:37:52.060 the first and foremost is having ensuring public safety the very idea that people can do this and 1.00

00:38:01.900 not this not affecting public safety is just ridiculous you you need to be stupid to believe 0.96

00:38:07.900 this yeah but as the the there's always a question that whether they care they carry out their client 0.99

00:38:15.260 groups and again they're committed to this mad idea that human nature is just a product of economic and

00:38:21.260 educational circumstances and so all they need to do is censor people pointing out cultural

00:38:27.500 differences and then will be no cultural differences and then all crime will stop yeah i mean you say

00:38:31.900 this and i agree up to a point but i don't know one thing about this so they can't ensure the public

00:38:40.700 safety of their client groups because their client groups are directly incompatible yeah but they think

00:38:46.380 the incompatibilities are because of the existence of the host population exactly yeah that's that's

00:38:51.580 true so what they do is they react with a rhetoric that demonizes yet again the native population yes

00:39:00.860 but that doesn't address the issue of how to police these communities within them and they won't

00:39:06.700 and essentially what happens is that they will progressively turn their backs towards some of

00:39:13.260 those communities and will just end up siding with a dominant of those clients basically like a

00:39:19.820 doctor whose prescription for a drowning victim is more water they're making the problem far worse

00:39:27.260 little do they know that what they're doing is the source of the problem yeah they think this is just

00:39:31.820 the sort of birthing pains of a utopia so they're kind of apathetic about whether or not a few more 0.97

00:39:37.500 black kids get stabbed by other black kids because they think if they just crush the far right no black 0.90

00:39:40.860 kids will stab each other at all it's not like there's ever been tribal conflict in africa before 0.99

00:39:44.380 we showed up or anything or they just care about how to handle it from a communicative aspect as in

00:39:52.140 this goes to a debate whether they're actual humanitarians or not i i'm willing to think

00:39:56.460 they're more machiavellians it seems you think they're true believers i think they're true believers 0.98

00:40:00.380 because they're too stupid to be the savvy i mean being machiavellian doesn't mean that you're 0.99

00:40:05.740 necessarily smart yeah you have to be a bit crafty to re-engineer all of society but i do 1.00

00:40:10.300 think they truly believe in this sort of we're all equal deep down human nature bs but i love this

00:40:17.500 you know disagreement we we have about it because it's really rich well uh i think so i just think

00:40:24.460 that that they're fully hooked up to ideology at this point per per this sort of stuff so the met have

00:40:29.180 committed to trialing a new approach to deployment and briefing which seeks to recognize and address

00:40:33.900 drivers of disparity in policing areas with a higher proportion of ethnic minorities basically

00:40:40.700 the only police presence in these communities ethnic enclaves is going to be people from there 1.00

00:40:46.140 so they're the most likely to apply the law in a very partisan fashion so infinity grooming gangs in

00:40:52.860 london basically could be an outcome given what i covered with the rotherham trial where the families

00:40:59.580 themselves knew about the grooming committed by their own family members and said nothing and still

00:41:03.340 showed up to the trial saying i love you dad very gross establish a culture and diversity youth

00:41:09.100 advisory panel so a bunch of brainwashed young leftists are going to tell the police how to police

00:41:12.940 things a culture diversity and inclusion shadow board of more junior officers and staff has been

00:41:17.420 set up the board examines new approaches checks and tests thinking and practice tests thinking and

00:41:23.340 ensures that these will be both operationally viable and well received across the organization

00:41:28.060 recently this has included reviewing the london race action plan

00:41:31.020 and challenging the support available to those actively calling out poor behavior

00:41:35.740 so they're increasing support for people that complain about microaggressions from colleagues

00:41:39.500 with the additional incentives of getting promotions because they say promote reporting

00:41:44.140 by staff and officers of any racist behavior and victimization and encourage use of our anonymous

00:41:48.780 reporting mechanisms when preferred and continue workshops to eliminate victim blaming language so

00:41:54.220 they've predefined you as a victim if you complain you don't need to provide any evidence and if you can

00:41:59.020 test the fact that they are claiming to be a victim you are victim blaming and to be censored we see the

00:42:03.420 exact same thing from the non-crime hate incidents because if you file a non-crime hate incident you're

00:42:07.900 anonymized you're defined a victim and this black mark against someone's reputation which can sharpen

00:42:13.180 dbs check and prevent them from getting a job is put there without any evidence ever been needed and they

00:42:17.740 came straight from 2014 after the met police after a long period of consultation adopted the findings of the

00:42:24.540 mcpherson report which is what originally decreed the the met police without any evidence by the way

00:42:29.260 being institutionally racist i mean just what a train wreck just looking at someone's accusation

00:42:37.740 and treat it as sacrosanct testimony this is why i think they're true believers because they're

00:42:41.660 operating basically like soviet politburo now i mean some of them ran a very strict uh regime to

00:42:48.540 imprison their political enemies and it was very expedient for them but there were people that

00:42:52.140 soljanitsyn details as being imprisoned in the gulags that were members of the soviet party that

00:42:55.820 even after they had been imprisoned they knew they were innocent and by pure ideology alone swore to

00:43:01.100 their guilt under false pre-census i think some of these people really brainwashed well let's remember

00:43:05.100 that when the soviets rounded up all the kulaks for being class traitors they starved so there is that 0.99

00:43:12.140 yeah better be careful how uh they decide to police along racial lines i i think though that there are two

00:43:17.820 tiers because you you have the true believers but you also have the the those calling the shots who

00:43:23.260 really use this as a very powerful weapon and it is an effective weapon because essentially what what

00:43:28.780 is going on is that they're destroying the rule of law they're after the rule of law by subjectivizing

00:43:33.740 legislation and they are subjectivizing legislation by introducing the notion of psychological harm and

00:43:40.700 they're expanding what counts as psychological harm so they're they have said that we are introducing

00:43:46.700 such a system we're creating such a status quo where the accusation itself is evidence that the

00:43:53.100 person who accuses is psychologically harmed because if he weren't psychologically harm or if she weren't

00:44:00.380 they wouldn't accuse so i think that it's a very smart system it's a very very immoral system but a

00:44:07.100 very smart system that not a not a stupid one would ponder so i think to hash this out i think both

00:44:13.660 factors are at play here in the characters of mark rowley who obviously wants to pull the ladder up 0.89

00:44:17.980 after him because he's a white guy at the top of his profession and feels very insecure about it

00:44:22.380 otherwise he wouldn't have smacked the microphone out of his hand but then there's also characters

00:44:25.100 like sadiq khan who have signed on to this yeah sadiq khan has clear anti-white grievances he's just

00:44:29.500 an anti-white racist and so i think both people are uh at play here yeah but so they can also is the

00:44:35.100 chief and one of the chief champions of the eula's laws and used two range rovers to go to liverpool

00:44:41.020 oh yeah he's a deep deep i don't know exactly if he's a true believer i think i think he's definitely

00:44:46.380 a true believer about how all white people are racist and therefore he resents them i i think he

00:44:51.340 i think he uses the prevailing paradigm to also give himself advantages but but there you go

00:44:55.340 the only commitments i would agree with here it's funny you mentioned the grooming gangs is this

00:44:58.540 this is two number one the met intend to target offenders who perpetrate offenses which

00:45:04.780 disproportionately impact members of our black communities using the full range of policing

00:45:08.940 interventions which include safeguarding and diversion to help break the cycle of offending

00:45:13.740 now i'm not a fan of directly policing according to race but were they to honestly look at the

00:45:20.540 perpetrators of crimes against black people they would come up with well it wouldn't be all that

00:45:26.220 pasty let's be fair well yeah it's a well-known phenomenon that most crimes are committed within 0.96

00:45:33.820 racial groups right there are some that disproportionately uh target other groups 0.90

00:45:38.220 sure like blacks to asians in america and blacks to whites and blacks to jews and yeah you get the 0.66

00:45:43.820 gist but yeah it is going to be a lot of black people getting arrested if they're protecting other

00:45:50.060 black people but i don't think they mean that no they don't i think they mean hurty feelings they do 0.66

00:45:55.740 yes and then the other one which was interesting and i was surprised to find this in here

00:45:59.580 carry on using specialist resources to identify and target the most serious violent and sexual

00:46:04.780 offenders and those who pose the greatest risk to women and girls now if you were being honest

00:46:11.340 about this this would lead to a crackdown on the grooming gangs because even under complete

00:46:16.940 professional useless person rishi sunak they established a grooming gang task force thanks to

00:46:20.460 suela braveman and found at least 4 000 victims and 1500 perpetrators and those cases are all

00:46:27.260 hopefully proceeding seven of them were convicted very recently thanks to charlie peter's work which

00:46:30.860 i carried covered last week however the moment that the stats start looking a little bit diverse

00:46:38.620 those are going to be buried they're going to be thrown under the bus and that 2020 home office

00:46:42.460 report stat that obviously the guardian the like ran saying well white people were responsible for 0.86

00:46:46.460 the overwhelming majority of sexual offenses it's like per capita now do per capita and now do the

00:46:51.980 the specific crime of gang related child sexual grooming and then you come up with some very

00:46:58.220 indicting statistics about the pakistani community but but there you go and we all know this will 1.00

00:47:02.140 happen this sort of statistics being buried because we've got a foreshadowing of it here

00:47:06.380 quote continue our work to protect migrant communities by working closely with key stakeholders

00:47:12.700 to obtain and review available data so we can take an evidence-based approach and design interventions

00:47:18.220 including joint training with migrant hotels to support exploitation did you catch that at the

00:47:23.820 end i did yeah migrant hotels by exploitation so it's not that they have broken the law by breaking

00:47:28.860 into the country it's not that they are committing criminal acts by dealing drugs and working in the

00:47:34.620 cash-only dark economy with deliveroo it's the the poor beset upon asylum seekers are somehow being 0.99

00:47:40.460 coerced into crime by the native population so we need to intercede in that relationship and stop them 1.00

00:47:45.420 falling afoul of the epidemic of british crime and this is one of the reasons why in europe it isn't

00:47:51.580 illegal to share crime statistics when it comes to the various groups ethnic groups because the

00:47:59.340 establishment allows their be them being published but also tries to steer the narrative that interprets

00:48:06.780 them as being solely economic at nature why because the punchline is we need to tax you more

00:48:14.620 native people because that's the only way this is an economic problem we'll get money from you we 1.00

00:48:21.020 will give it to them and eventually it will stop it will it will stop yeah because so long as they keep

00:48:26.460 on carry on engaging in crime it's solely because they haven't had enough of money yeah the economic

00:48:33.420 explanation as well just doesn't work because the on average the the ethnic groups are most likely to be in

00:48:40.300 poverty are bangladeshi and pakistani and they're not the most likely to commit violent crimes for

00:48:46.460 example that's other than of a sexual nature yes they're overrepresented there but um other groups

00:48:53.100 that are less deprived actually commit violent crime more but also if you take the city of london

00:48:58.220 out of gdp per capita calculations in the uk the rest of the uk is collectively poorer than every single

00:49:03.980 other u.s state but the rates of violent crime are the highest in london among a particular demographic

00:49:09.980 so it's not necessarily poverty because otherwise all throughout english history we'd be having the

00:49:13.980 same number of stabbings and acid attacks as sub-saharan africa but we don't it just so happens that when

00:49:19.820 you import loads of sub-saharan africans you get sub-saharan africa and also it's funny you 0.97

00:49:24.620 bring up the you uh the europe stats yes it's because they believe that there's an infinitely

00:49:29.660 fungible human nature that can just be remedied by turning the economic dials but at least they

00:49:33.340 publish theirs and we don't publish ours center for migration control has decided to do some

00:49:38.300 freedom of information requests and found that migrants are 34 more likely to be arrested than

00:49:42.700 british nationals this was from 26 police forces they've collated the data in 2023 and that the rate

00:49:49.900 for british nationals being arrested is one in 94 the weight for migrants being arrested is one in 70

00:49:55.100 and they found that 369 000 arrests of non-uk nationals took place last year that's 19 of the

00:50:02.060 total arrests and that's exceeding the let's say 16 in the census data that says that britain is a

00:50:09.660 migrant population probably on parity now and this isn't also counting obviously all of the border

00:50:14.540 interceptions from illegals that are met which would add another 40 000 there are also lots of cases of

00:50:20.700 people not being caught and if you belong to a community whereby they don't cooperate with

00:50:24.940 the police that's going to push down the number as well so i imagine that even more overrepresented

00:50:29.820 than that figure suggests and that figure is going to be driven down thanks to the met's new london

00:50:34.780 race action report because the entire purpose of the report is to protect non-whites religious

00:50:39.820 minorities and people with a migrant heritage from ensuring that you have outlier statistics like

00:50:45.580 this which look like the met police are institutionally racist which they've already been defined of

00:50:49.580 ahead of time so i'm just going to wrap this segment up with uh you're going to be paying for this

00:50:53.980 you're going to be paid for the met paying for the met police to sit behind a comfy desk all day

00:50:58.060 with a tea and biscuits monitoring your twitter feed for offensive posts meanwhile um non-white 0.93

00:51:04.460 criminals and migrant criminals can just have free roam because the police just don't care because 0.95

00:51:08.860 they don't want to be called racist we've got lots of rumble rants which is wonderful thank you

00:51:14.060 very much ladies and gentlemen glad to see all those coming in um lucien says all good fellas no

00:51:19.020 worries uh threadnaw says anti-racism policing whites and christians will be arrested for being white and

00:51:24.540 or christian and sent to tolerance camps until they stop being white and or christian for the great or 0.67

00:51:30.140 good so thank you for the five dollars hey don't repurpose that phrase to be evil they were the good 0.58

00:51:35.260 guys in hot fuzz you should watch our hot fuzz lads out by the way it's very interesting um

00:51:38.540 um jotun five dollars hello guys love the podcast i know he's not on now but i appreciate dan included

00:51:43.980 abortion with the crime stats yesterday we always seem to forget these numbers when unaliving comes

00:51:48.620 up uh yes quite um also per capita is quite damning there as well um see margaret sang as letters i

00:51:55.100 suppose uh ten dollars keith kaiser good to see the lads on the lotus seat as again was an amazing

00:52:00.220 experience to meet connor at the reform uk conference oh very nice to meet you my friend and

00:52:03.660 watch his fringe segment here's to more hard work from all of you r plus leo toast i assume that's

00:52:09.260 meant to be a uh what's it called a little icon thing an emote that's the one cheers samson you're

00:52:15.580 the one that spends all the time on twitch uh yeah good to meet everyone on reform conference there will

00:52:19.740 be all footage of that coming on my show next week including footage of the panel where i was asked

00:52:24.540 what was the one thing that reform should do to win by 2029 and decided to just counter signal

00:52:29.660 nigel by saying mass deportations that's good fun uh dragon lady chris thanks for getting me

00:52:35.100 addicted to geo guesser guys you're welcome i'm gutted i wasn't there for that because i actually

00:52:38.380 caught up on that lads hour and it was so funny i'm gonna do it again i think yeah i'll do it again

00:52:43.500 good man uh the last russian two dollars by fiat they're increasing diversity connor please clarify

00:52:49.820 the acronym or is it just an offshoot of fiat currency no fiat means like by demand decree

00:52:56.620 um so yeah uh lucien as well uh don't have to read it aloud boys to clarify the brain of

00:53:02.620 a koala is smooth not a single wrinkle didn't realize autocorrect changes koala to cola which

00:53:07.580 is a drink from a video game well there we go thank you for the clarification i thought it was koala

00:53:11.420 yeah i thought to be vindicated i thought you meant that kamala is riddled with stds like a koala 1.00

00:53:15.500 about so it turns out i was media kamala yeah

00:53:22.220 anyway to lay off the eucalyptus on with the serious news yeah right so we need to say this

00:53:28.060 in advance this segment is for fun we don't intend to belittle the gravity of the situation in the

00:53:33.500 middle east we're just making fun of kia stama we also want the sausages back so the uk has a new

00:53:40.140 government for those of you who don't know since july the 4th and that means a new pm and a new foreign

00:53:46.620 secretary and it's two and a half months now that they're very long they're very long months anyway

00:53:54.460 they have some very serious proposals to make about how to end the conflict in gaza and here we have 0.63

00:54:02.620 someone talking to netanyahu says sir sir some clown called lammy is outside

00:54:08.700 he's demanding with ceasefire in return for some sausages somehow i don't think that the israelis

00:54:13.820 are too keen on getting some sausages right so there's a layer to this joke right so there's a

00:54:20.620 there's a layer here because it's like the movies where you start with an event and then the whole

00:54:25.980 movie goes on a flashback and says okay let us look at the events that led to this so david lammy's

00:54:33.020 entire career has been one long trajectory to getting sausages right so we had a very um unfortunate

00:54:44.460 press conference back here stama this was his party conference speech this was meant to be the headline

00:54:50.140 i'm pm now at my event corral the troops yeah and he just put his foot in his mouth and also so imagine

00:54:57.580 that if you care about being a leader of the party and being a leader of the country and you're in the

00:55:02.940 in that um let's say event you you you do care about what you say what you're saying you do care

00:55:09.580 about your image that's if you're not a robot you're entirely and zoned yeah aren't you you're wrapped

00:55:16.300 you're covered yeah so let's look at linked to let's look at the surroundings let's look at uh what he said

00:55:23.340 here call again for an immediate ceasefire in gaza the return of the sausages

00:55:30.780 so he's calling for an immediate ceasefire in gaza and the return of the sausages do we all remember

00:55:35.820 we're just hungry do you remember when liz truss was god bless her a bit hung over and she just 1.00

00:55:40.540 decided to do a very excited speech on pork markets cheese and how it was a disgrace she styled

00:55:47.580 it out and made a meme out of it i i don't i don't think kia can pivot on the fly and is going 0.92

00:55:52.380 to be able to live with one down right so i'm asking myself what on earth was he on about because

00:55:57.180 i want to give him the benefit of the doubt i want to see what he meant by sausages so i think rachel

00:56:02.540 reeves was in the cabinet saying what is going on here yeah kia star returns says breakfast so some

00:56:09.020 people have given their interpretation of what was in kia starmer's mind maybe he was thinking about

00:56:13.900 star wars and they have here the meme you know if you don't listen it's they're making a parody

00:56:20.620 out of the return of the jedi and they have the return of the sausages you have 0.98

00:56:25.420 sausages with lightsabers you plumbed the depths of boomer twitter for this second

00:56:32.060 it's not something that is beneath me

00:56:36.460 right we have more memes here return of the sausages we are a serious podcast ladies and gentlemen

00:56:42.940 exactly yeah we need to we need to understand what the the pm of the country was

00:56:47.660 someone said first pm ever spelled first hey i made that pun oh i didn't realize sorry but um

00:56:54.140 yeah the the funny thing about this and the important political pertinent thing

00:56:58.300 is that this is the main thing coming out of the labour party conference is not

00:57:03.340 they have serious ideas and they're very serious people it's sausages well it's it's relentless 0.94

00:57:08.300 corruption around taylor swift tickets and his wife allowing some gay labour lord to buy him 0.89

00:57:13.180 buy her clothes like some sort of cuckold um the defense for said corruption uh the party members

00:57:19.900 as of just recently voting against the government's own motion to strip them of the winter fuel allowance

00:57:24.700 so their own base hate them and now here we see no please finish your sentence i didn't mean to

00:57:31.500 distract that sausage looks interesting doesn't it that's good please finish your sentence

00:57:35.820 i feel slightly nauseous why you have the pm of the country dressed like obi-wan kenobi yielding a light

00:57:44.300 sausage

00:57:49.420 yeah what what

00:57:52.540 but i'm actually it's rare i'm lost for words to add to your point josh i think yeah that was

00:57:57.820 the only thing that came out of that that uh conference especially when labour's record on

00:58:03.420 israel and gaza has uh not appeased either camps but but if you ask yourself what else do they

00:58:09.260 have in mind basically freezing pensioners um battery farming foreigners yes calling for right 0.99

00:58:16.700 anyone they disagree with which is about 84 of the country right now um just alienating all the

00:58:23.340 population um closing down pubs and calling them for closing down earlier just what else is it

00:58:32.300 they also also and this is um i suffer from this policy that they're putting forward they have

00:58:37.660 scared the landlord somehow and everyone who is a tenant right now is facing essentially a trouble

00:58:44.220 because everyone is everyone who has apartments that they're renting to tenants they have been scared

00:58:51.660 by the things that stoma is about to to do or he has caused panic and they're now they're selling 0.99

00:58:58.220 everything so it's classic left-wing you know stupidity oh i'm gonna save i'm gonna save the 0.99

00:59:03.900 the tenants yeah by how by making all the landlords sell their houses well they don't 0.99

00:59:09.580 understand understand supply and demand let alone basic economics and so that this isn't bound to

00:59:15.420 happen but i would like to see keir starmer go back up on stage and and sort of redeem himself by

00:59:21.420 paraphrasing yoda saying pigs lead to butchers butchers lead to sausages speaking of paraphrasing

00:59:28.620 yoda and um yoda was the teacher also of luke skywalker after obi-wan departed yeah yoda's sort

00:59:37.980 of like tony blair to keir starmer's luke isn't he we have yet another meme keir starmer is close to

00:59:44.300 jabba the hat yielding another light sausage i'm disappointed that the heart was not of course

00:59:49.500 photoshopped to be angela rayner but should have given him some ginger hair can someone explore

00:59:54.140 david lammy david lammy would be yoda because he's so wise um can someone please explain to me

00:59:59.420 why star wars has been brought into this i mean it's it's just meme worthy because return of the

01:00:04.860 jedi return of the sausages yeah return of the sausages return of the jedi you know i understand

01:00:09.340 the point of the joke i just why what is the relevance of star wars if he said the sausages strike

01:00:14.060 back people would would make me from the impasse strikes back that's his second speech stelios

01:00:19.740 yeah the sausages strike back a new sausage you know he's gonna announce the phantom sausage

01:00:27.980 that's the tory party conference yeah and then it's attack of the

01:00:34.140 attack of the sausages

01:00:35.500 revenge of the sausages no revenge of the saxon sausages or something right the sausage was exactly

01:00:46.300 yeah so did he have dogs in mind that's another question i have um potentially maybe i mean we

01:00:55.820 see a sausage here i imagine furries would be welcome at the labour party conference to be fair so maybe 0.79

01:01:01.020 someone was like a sausage dog who knows right so you know what i hate absolutely i hate people

01:01:08.780 presenting us with problems but not solutions now there's a problem you don't have islander number

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01:01:23.660 you can see a wonderful t-shirts we have coffee mugs yeah we also have all sorts of sizes for t-shirts

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01:01:46.620 right so there's something to ask about keir stummer's speech because it seems to me that it isn't particularly

01:01:52.060 natural it seems to me that you don't say yeah yeah yes conor exactly so it seems to me that

01:01:58.620 he is someone who is literally not rehearsing his speeches and he just is constantly has a voice in

01:02:07.740 mind telling him now now act emotionally hang on you're implying kirsten has an inner monologue

01:02:13.980 i don't think he does i think kirsten is basically a dalek isn't he

01:02:19.340 let's be honest tony blair's davros yeah so we have here a meme saying don't say sausages don't say

01:02:25.740 sausages but honestly just just you're the leader of a country okay you're the leader of the uk and

01:02:32.860 you're in the in the in your party conference you're leading the country and you just are not in the

01:02:38.540 zone just think of sausages when you're talking about hostages that is why you should never do public

01:02:45.180 speaking on an empty stomach right there right so here we have a very funny thing uh showing

01:02:51.660 addressing some people's question whether he is reading from a teleprompter and we have it does

01:02:57.260 sound like it yeah i call again for an immediate ceasefire in gaza the return of the sausages

01:03:03.820 for hostages

01:03:06.300 and if you don't listen we have a video they show a tell a teleprompter and i saw someone

01:03:12.700 uh putting a sausage in front of the tom cruise is looking a bit different there isn't he yeah so

01:03:17.820 so so he might really must be he really must think about sausages you see this because

01:03:27.020 honestly yeah yet again i i'm gonna repeat it because you're a leader of the country you're you're

01:03:33.020 on a party conference you're so everyone is looking at you all twitter is looking at you and you're

01:03:39.340 talking about sausages the funny thing is his family are vegetarian as well so they don't even eat meat well

01:03:45.980 his his wife's jewish isn't she so yeah they're not kosher either yeah they're pork so it's the 0.92

01:03:51.500 most haram food he could have thought of he spends one day away from his wife and and he starts talking

01:03:57.020 about sausages here we have another meme that i found very funny it's one of those uh you know game

01:04:03.500 show hosts game show game game show host which you're dressed to present study of yeah exactly yeah

01:04:12.220 it's one of those games when they ask people and we have keir starmer being asked you know how to face

01:04:18.300 the middle east crisis and he says sausages have you had a fun morning putting this together by any

01:04:23.580 chance uh yeah of course yeah why not yeah but honestly just imagine because if you're a diplomat

01:04:29.740 and you you have power and you try to you know get people on on board and you say sit down we need to

01:04:37.660 have a meeting right now and you know the meeting is going to be it's going to last some time meetings

01:04:46.460 so you need you need you need food and and drink so basically say just bring the sausages maybe that's

01:04:53.580 what he meant we need to return sausages on the diplomatic table i would like i'd like to think of

01:04:59.820 them just flying over uh palestine and israel just carpet bombing them with you know frankfurters and 0.98

01:05:07.020 breakfasts right so now we may be looking upon the only popular policy of keir starmer because

01:05:16.060 essentially everyone is particularly feeling unwell that greg's sausages are being under threat

01:05:25.740 so we have here the nation's greg's the nation's favorite hostage rolls four pack no one makes

01:05:32.380 sausage rolls like we do yeah exclusive don't scroll down that one's got its head cut off

01:05:39.980 yeah so basically people would just wouldn't have it so there was massive rally here we have here

01:05:45.900 people outside of greg's saying free the sausages

01:05:52.140 carrying all these signs free the sausages so you just humanitarians they're really concerned about our

01:05:58.300 you know foreign aid budget yeah kia starmer found precisely what he needed in order to appeal popular

01:06:05.020 because his popularity was close to 16 percent it was 20 somewhere there now i think it's more he

01:06:11.180 wants he won the greg's vote with this winning back the red wall yeah yeah so now he's leading the

01:06:17.980 movement you know sausage lives matter these are just getting terrible 1.00

01:06:20.860 we're having even not even healing in front of a plate of sausages with some lemon is that lemon

01:06:27.580 onion onion that's okay fried onion

01:06:32.780 that's a fry hard if you have a bit of fish do you squeeze an onion over it

01:06:37.260 steleos just walks in eating an onion the fish don't cry josh you don't want to put an onion in

01:06:48.140 front of a fish why would you do that maybe you can't tell i need to read this super chat water

01:06:52.300 today's podcast has proven that despite his claims of being a classical liberal steleos is in fact an

01:06:56.540 anarchist i'm a sausages here kia stomach actually actually understands the vibes oh god there's more

01:07:07.100 length society right and we have here everyone is understanding him as the supreme leader

01:07:13.980 by when he is wielding a worst there you know have the supreme leader kia supreme leader kia i mean to be

01:07:21.820 fair all he's got the body type to be thinking of sausages a lot of the time there is that's an

01:07:26.300 update on the sausage situation yeah right now i'm wondering what he eats because you mentioned him

01:07:34.620 as a vegetarian before maybe he doesn't eat me but i i bet i beg to differ is this haitian cuisine

01:07:42.140 yeah he is going he is going full haitian general mode so he asks him here we asked 100 people name

01:07:50.220 something you cook on a barbecue you said hostages that's general barbecue from haiti just straightforwardly

01:07:58.540 from there right so but but you don't cook them alone you need to have the dish needs to have some

01:08:05.100 seasoning and some things that you put it with so maybe they say maybe it's beans and hostages

01:08:11.500 jokes are funnier the more you repeat them yeah for 15 gram dearly the limited edition i've never

01:08:18.700 seen him that happy in a picture before blimey yeah he's scary when he smiles isn't he

01:08:24.460 right so we have the the the pun of a gentleman here who i don't i don't know who he is uh some

01:08:33.180 loser probably yeah but uh i think josh do you want to read it out some people have been grilling

01:08:39.980 here starma saying he's one of the worst prime ministers to be frank i think his speech was a banger 0.94

01:08:45.740 yeah just just tell us about josh's puns yeah were they good were they bad tell us what you think

01:08:53.820 i'm not hiding evil to the world your auntie's mr freeze

01:08:59.340 i mean mr freeze will have no mercy about the situation say i'm afraid my condition has left me

01:09:05.020 cold do your pleas of mercy use of sausages yes

01:09:12.460 yeah but honestly always winterize your sausages

01:09:18.860 stay cool sausage boy or something connor what do you think of the of josh's pun i think all of

01:09:24.700 this is going to be clipped out of context come back to haunt us connor what do you think of josh's

01:09:29.180 sausage puns do you like it agonizing but yeah it's agonizing that's the point i'm spreading misery

01:09:35.420 to the world right so now you know i i really like uh movies about um sausage negotiators especially

01:09:44.060 you know when you have you know bruce willis is playing in a lot of them he's in possession of

01:09:49.980 sausage negotiation and there i've read books about how you negotiate about sausages

01:09:55.180 to free them because you need to establish you need to establish a sort of reciprocal communication

01:10:01.820 a link one might say a psychological link yeah with the captor the captor of sausages and you need

01:10:07.740 to sort of you know establish you need to sort of convince them somehow get them out of their bind

01:10:14.300 exactly yeah so if die had was if die hard was shot hit that is it i want the detonator or i'm going

01:10:22.940 to kill more sausages that's from die hard one yeah that was a great movie that was just great

01:10:30.460 christmas movie great action movie yeah it would have been better if it was about have you watched it

01:10:34.860 yes i have watched yeah i don't remember that line you don't you don't yeah we hear another meme say

01:10:41.260 yes sir he's barricading himself in he's taking two sausages

01:10:44.620 sam's genuinely i mean do you prefer dei police or that kind of police you know sausage negotiators

01:10:55.660 i don't remember this part of four lions to be honest

01:10:59.580 right now there's a question here because there's a spectre haunting british politics

01:11:04.140 oh that last one of pork and we have here you know i'm not good meme you know we have here

01:11:11.420 stomach here with sausages the meat sausages yeah yeah i love the meat sausages we have pork markets

01:11:21.260 we have a head milliband eating here something i don't know what you can sandwich yeah okay yeah

01:11:27.020 and we have david cameron hanging a pig university girlfriend i really don't know why hey we've all

01:11:33.020 been to university right and so you don't go against big i remember this you don't go against big 0.95

01:11:41.020 pig and if kia starmer thinks he's gonna go against big big pig he's gonna ask you know what is the 0.71

01:11:47.740 charge returning a sausage a succulent sausage you know the original guy died recently and apparently 0.96

01:11:53.180 while he was in hospital on his deathbed he asked for a a sack of wine to be replacing his drip so he

01:12:00.220 had a he had a whole sack of wine before he went out i really want to do the the side by side of when he

01:12:05.420 died and the photo of kia starmer and it's welcome back whatever that guy's name was you've not seen

01:12:10.540 those memes i'm sure i have someone dies and is born on the same day and oh yeah yes but honestly i mean

01:12:16.060 just think of it a bit because i think that these two and a half months have been absolutely horrendous

01:12:21.660 of course yeah and you know this is basically the the only occasion we had with laughter you know just

01:12:26.780 make fun of him but still things are very grim and it has been disastrous two and a half months so

01:12:32.140 usually you don't have parties that start in the first two months they see their popularity rates

01:12:38.300 plummeting and this has happened here there there's no grace period for them they have alienated

01:12:44.060 everyone well it's because they're headed by a robot sausage man that's why yeah but look on the

01:12:49.740 bright side boys things can only get batter right now on this i think i think we it's a wrap it sausage

01:12:59.420 lives matter okay butter also needs to be added to it but sausage lives matter do we have any video

01:13:08.860 comments we have some uh we do have some rumble we have some chats here okay last russian two dollars

01:13:14.940 stilly else what a quality segment excellent thank you thank you last russian the shadow band for five

01:13:20.620 dollars enjoying this 2010s era meme energy on this segment glad somebody did the shadow band five

01:13:28.060 dollars fish cry josh don't squeeze an onion on them you really don't hate it that much this mean

01:13:33.980 thing you're i mean come on uh dragon lady chris really josh you couldn't have mustered up more

01:13:41.100 puns than that catch up man i don't deal in condiments threadnaught for five dollars steady

01:13:47.740 should sing all his promotions for islander while riding a giant sausage like the bomb in dr strange love

01:13:52.700 how i stopped worrying and learned to love the sausage lovely and connor's smug mug kia thinks of

01:13:58.700 sausages because of the shape i mean honestly memes are fun that's true on with the video comments

01:14:11.020 on the topic of socialization though i noticed something additional in school we treat boys as

01:14:15.260 defective girls sit down shut up no rough housing and we're learning socially then in adulthood we 1.00

01:14:20.780 treat women as defective men get out there compete for status be a breadwinner fight and now since

01:14:25.740 covid we have an entire generation of children socialized entirely by twitch chat and joss whedon

01:14:30.780 quips i was walking by some kids playing there today and no joke they communicate entirely in twitchisms

01:14:36.380 they'd say thanks for the bitties instead of saying thanks or go ooh a raid when a friend would

01:14:41.100 join them most dystopian thing i ever seen yeah what's happening is that the the sexes roles have 0.98

01:14:48.380 inverted because they're aiming just eliminating sex entirely rendering it cosmetic so you're basically

01:14:53.580 just some unisex gray goo it's not fun definitely not um i was on gb news recently actually talking

01:14:58.620 about toxic masculinity findings from a family education trust report because i think it's what was

01:15:04.620 it's like 34 percent of schools from an fri request had formal toxic masculinity classes great love love

01:15:11.420 that boys being brainwashed by the state i also said you know exactly the the same thing is boys are

01:15:17.580 treated as faulty girls in school and women are treated as faulty men in the workplace um in a podcast

01:15:22.300 last thursday so we're on the same wavelength

01:15:24.220 on our breaking news michael gove has been appointed editor of the spectator 0.97

01:15:30.620 fuck off michael gove is an editor of the spectator 0.99

01:15:37.900 oh that's 0.99

01:15:41.980 shall we oh okay you see you don't go against memes i'm gonna i'm gonna i know who i'm gonna text

01:15:50.220 after like appointing um himler at the you know what i'm gonna say before i say it i forgot what

01:15:56.300 it's called now those trials that happened after the war yeah it's like appointing him the judge i

01:16:01.660 was gonna say i was gonna say it's like appointing him of the the editor of the jewish chronicle

01:16:07.340 okay all right literally this man is the architect of exactly everything that's gone wrong with the

01:16:14.300 conservative government for the last 14 years and is trying to run a containment effort in the current

01:16:19.100 leadership election and now presumably paul marshall because the unheard of bought the 0.97

01:16:23.980 spectator has appointed him the which means that we're not going to get rid of him bloody hell

01:16:31.740 i don't think douglas murray's gonna be too delighted with that but there you go anyway on with the next

01:16:35.100 one i can hear the ghost of keir starmer what's happening

01:16:40.540 there we go dan i loved your review of margin call not only do you need to do one for the big

01:16:51.260 short you need to make it a trilogy and show the day after by reviewing too big to fail starring

01:16:59.740 william hurt as treasury secretary hank paulson

01:17:03.660 okay we will forward that to dam cool hunting video and also i like those films so i'd be happy

01:17:11.500 to do that joshua moore on with the next one and i am back after finishing up my local council campaign

01:17:17.020 in sydney which i came fourth place out of seven which is not too bad considering that i came for my

01:17:22.300 minor party so what happens now well i'll probably be doing a couple of videos here and there uh mostly

01:17:28.140 showing you around sydney as i planned and also talking to you about what's happening here in australia

01:17:34.060 so i won't be doing too many but i'll keep it brief of course and i'll probably go into a bit

01:17:39.820 detail about what's happening with this current government and just how bad things have gotten

01:17:44.460 under albanese and the labour party might be of interest i'm actually doing an interview with a

01:17:50.220 friend of mine justin mcgovern who is an australian national talking about the immigration stuff in

01:17:55.580 australia for new cultural forum so that'll be in a couple of weeks have a look on the next one

01:18:01.420 hey guys i just wanted to know what do you guys think of two dissident historians on youtube

01:18:08.780 zuma historian and tick history i know that tick history has been referenced from time to time on the

01:18:14.540 show but he seems to be a bit of an ancap thoughts about that and zuma historian came up a lot during the

01:18:22.300 whole churchill versus hitler debate not that long ago what do you think of him cheers i really don't

01:18:29.820 know them i really don't know them so i've watched tick history and tick's video on the nazis was

01:18:36.460 interesting his video on davy irving was interesting but his video on narcissism was poor very poor um and

01:18:43.420 it was sort of just secondhand jane's lindsey isms which wasn't that well researched as for zuma historian

01:18:48.380 i've never seen his content i know a couple in the office like him i just muted him because he

01:18:52.860 kept trying to countessing me under all of my posts accusing me of containment and i just thought it

01:18:56.860 was kind of annoying so um i've i've watched videos from both um i i like history more generally and

01:19:05.580 watch lots of youtube history stuff um i have my disagreements about how some things have been

01:19:11.900 represented from both people although i like um tick history's world war ii autism because i don't

01:19:19.500 know that much about all of the details of it and the fact he's zoomed in a lot um is filling me in

01:19:24.780 in one of my sort of dark spots i suppose and um i like that there is an ancap historian it it shakes

01:19:32.940 things up a bit makes it a bit more interesting because it's a very rare position for a historian to

01:19:37.580 have and of course you know being very anti-government myself i have my sympathies

01:19:43.820 excellent right we'll go to the uh the written comments uh charles diemer loves stellios there

01:19:48.620 we go you've got an admirer uh ru the day the lads are all very pretty today thank you very much

01:19:52.780 alex ogle the two lotuses with the dirtiest sense of humor teaming up against the most straight-laced 0.98

01:19:56.940 one which glee will ensue i mean i'm i'm the you guys have very dirty humor yeah hang on wait 0.92

01:20:03.420 yeah i was gonna say out which of us which of us has a dirtier sense of humor really okay fair enough

01:20:12.140 you really asking that well no i thought i thought you were more alan partridge than necessarily

01:20:16.780 just crudeness i i rely on that but i'm not above it okay true fair point uh eloise

01:20:22.620 stelius the segment made me smile thank you it's nice to have white pills and some levity sometimes

01:20:26.620 um chase ball stelius's laugh adds years to my lifespan thank you you can just watch uh spider-man one

01:20:32.220 for whatever yeah but what what about my singing is it helping people yeah stelius is gonna start

01:20:39.740 singing us in connor did you like my i thought it was lovely i felt like i was at my nan's wedding

01:20:46.140 okay yeah yeah i really believe you you you exude sincerity at the moment i felt like i was on a cruise

01:20:55.340 and i was lounging around you know in the cocktail bar and uh you know a suited man came on stage with

01:21:02.540 a piano in the background yeah attuned to all the pensioners i mean if if it is for as i said told

01:21:08.380 you before i don't know if the people heard it uh if we're gonna recreate this i'm gonna lose the tie

01:21:14.540 and have a captain's hat just start no just there is a clip out there of us duetting what is love baby

01:21:21.340 you don't hurt me so yeah okay you're gonna start looking a bit more sort of uh what's it called

01:21:27.500 where they have the builder and the village people yeah it's gonna be a bit like that isn't it

01:21:33.740 um yeah you can be the native american i can imagine you in the big feathered head i grow my hair out

01:21:37.980 it sort of goes like a headdress it's very strange why did they have i mean i know because they're all

01:21:43.260 gay but it's like they had an indian a feather not dot a builder uh they had and then just some guy 0.78

01:21:51.500 in leather it's really odd it's like your average neighborhood leather man no there's a policeman as

01:21:59.420 well but there's a dude just in leather chaps it's really odd it's just the 80s do i google this do you

01:22:06.380 not remember this i'm i need to get a picture to refresh my memory yeah there's a leather guy just on

01:22:10.700 the end for some reason he looks sort of like a nazi doesn't he madonna used to wear nazi outfits

01:22:17.340 as well because he's wearing like an ss hat isn't he oh it looks like it but like a leather argentinian

01:22:24.700 village people is it anyway justin b speaking of labor conference are we going to get analysis this

01:22:28.860 year since callum isn't around to suffer for us i don't think we're going to do the sort of compilation

01:22:33.260 that callum used to do no one no one hates their life enough to sit and watch the whole thing i've

01:22:38.300 watched quite a lot of clips but i just there isn't much more than what we said in the segment

01:22:44.860 we gave you sausages yeah there's a lot of embarrassing cringe of where they get booed

01:22:48.540 by their own people and things like that but i'm not going to sit there and edit it necessarily i've

01:22:53.180 seen people being turfed out which has been hilarious yeah uh nick taylor if i wasn't going

01:22:58.060 to buy islander after symposium was yeeted for another paywall i will acquiesce but if joss's poem

01:23:04.300 is gay you'll be hearing from me in the comments it's not yeah it's not i've edited it it's good

01:23:09.100 americans politicians this is your it's your segment do you want to do your comments or should i 0.97

01:23:12.380 uh you can read them if you'd like okay arizona desert rat policing by consent a police hey mate

01:23:17.260 you're suspected of murdering someone i assume this is for mine do you do i have your permission

01:23:20.700 to arrest you criminal no police well i don't have permission to police so i won't um arizona desert rat 0.76

01:23:26.060 what i'm wondering do we get to know the alternatives we are electing

01:23:29.340 well that's the thing that's not necessarily been fleshed out so you don't necessarily know

01:23:35.020 which five people could potentially replace them and you also don't know

01:23:39.420 who's going to be picked of that five and one can presume that you could just put lots of names that

01:23:44.380 people are unfamiliar with and they'll just be names on a ballot and you won't even know any details

01:23:49.260 about them so also it's creating a massive barrier in that sort of researching one candidate is already

01:23:57.580 doing pretty well for yourself in terms of engaging with the democratic process if you have to research

01:24:03.180 six that's just expecting too much of your average voter in my opinion are they also going to be like

01:24:09.180 given the retaining stipend or something like that i don't know i would presume that they're just a

01:24:13.420 name on a list and they get nothing for it until they actually assume office right understood ru the

01:24:18.380 day can't help but notice there seems to be a mass casualty event every time something needs passing

01:24:23.900 i think she's probably referring to the likes of the patriot act and 9-11 yes but never let good

01:24:29.660 crisis go to waste was what barman manual said wasn't it from the obama administration

01:24:34.140 ol harbert's another one curious that uh andrew narog i think the reason it would be an amendment

01:24:38.860 rather than a bill is that the proposal modifies the appointment of representatives which is laid out

01:24:42.860 in the constitution understandable baron von warhawk i find it amusing that after all the chaos i

01:24:48.460 stirred up the 2020 riots the assassination attempts the drag queen story hour and four years of terrible 0.77

01:24:52.700 decisions it never occurs to them to just stop at no point do they think they need to change their

01:24:56.620 decisions and let the public cool down and so they want more laws and bills to protect themselves from

01:25:00.380 the chaos they created yes because they've defined their ideology as correct ahead of time and it's

01:25:04.220 just that the people who resist it are the ones slowing down the implementation of utopia

01:25:09.420 there's actually some misinformation there his name is baron von war kiwi oh sorry i must have just

01:25:15.100 read it building the gaps yeah i did he's been downgraded he's flightless now

01:25:20.700 uh derrick power i'm going to translate words like misinformation and extremism racism

01:25:25.180 as being the equivalent of saying you've got cooties and other childish nonsense we're being

01:25:29.260 governed by toddlers how depressing uh quite as i went over in my recent episode on populism 0.51

01:25:36.300 ideology and the ideology of the state rather um any times they say racist or misinformation it's you

01:25:42.540 just putting a false consciousness upon the voting public that implies anything other than we're all

01:25:47.740 equal deep down that's why they say populists are divisive chris reese so white british population

01:25:52.780 of london is at its lowest but racism is rising who's doing the racism then maybe the new arrivals

01:25:57.900 nah gotta be the non-existent white didn't it was you that put out the graphs about the hate crime data 0.76

01:26:03.580 that not per capita but overall there are more hate crimes committed against white people than there 0.99

01:26:07.340 are against any other group isn't it yeah the raw numbers but not per capita um whites are the main

01:26:11.900 victim of hate crime uh am i right in thinking that jewish is encompassed within white as well

01:26:17.580 uh they didn't specify it as its own category i didn't look into it specifically okay so it might

01:26:22.140 be looped into the especially recently paul know about technically accusations are evidence i think what

01:26:27.740 you meant to say is that they're treating accusations as proof i don't think an accusation is an evidence

01:26:33.100 like hypotheses are not evidence you need evidence to support the hypothesis not only is there a

01:26:38.060 presumption of guilt but any attempt to deny the accusation is a form of hate and colin p if you

01:26:42.700 question an accusation of witchcraft you must be a witch so else care to do your ones yeah i'm heavier

01:26:47.420 than a duck though so i'm not actually a witch right so base tape kia was probably just hungry quick

01:26:52.860 someone donate some sausages to the labor party that'll be listed as a hate crime i'm sure yeah i mean

01:26:59.660 just but you know they they will give them sausages at a taylor swift conference or something see if

01:27:05.740 lord i like half of that yeah will lord ali provide the labor party with sausages he's bought them

01:27:11.740 everything else i mean i don't know whether you saw the podcast yet was it yet yesterday or monday i

01:27:16.620 think it was monday where i showed the the picture of i think it was a group of nudists in a meeting in

01:27:23.660 like a conference it's just like the labor party conference without the donated clothes

01:27:27.900 given they returned given lord ali's um let's say weekend exploits i think he has a very different set

01:27:33.020 of sausages in mind jimbo g oh it's okay to jail the gammon but we must release the sausages 0.94

01:27:42.460 did you like this pun that's so terrible okay henry ashman given lord ali paid two and a half

01:27:49.900 thousand pounds for stomach's glasses you'd think he'd get the prescription right enough to read the

01:27:54.620 tell them scathing good sausages are even funnier because neither side of the conflict are too keen

01:28:02.460 on a good pork sausage henry ashman starmer definitely won't style this out for a meme he's

01:28:09.900 more likely to ban sausages and arrest all butchers and sausage posters in a rage given he's a petty little

01:28:16.780 man i mean yeah just think of it he he was just denied access to two pubs or something he's just

01:28:24.620 waging war against pat bones gonna introduce a bangers and mash tax yeah yeah harmful drinking is

01:28:30.620 a problem now well supposedly i i had a lot of flack online from leftists saying that's misinformation it

01:28:38.060 was only a health secretary that said it is not official policy it's like yeah but people within the

01:28:42.780 camp are proposing this sort of stuff does it not speak of how out of touch they are it's like no

01:28:48.060 it's because they're getting their official guidance from the world health organization

01:28:50.940 because you remember when canada tried cracking down on drinking and then also legalized heroin

01:28:55.980 yeah well back in the day if you remember the hugo days he wrote an article saying the government

01:29:00.380 will come for tobacco and alcohol and lo and behold three years later it's happened roman observer let's

01:29:06.220 be frank if any political party manifesto was just sausages who wouldn't vote i'm not keen on them

01:29:11.660 never i'm not really keen on poor no you don't like a good sausage no i think i think it's a

01:29:16.540 egg sausage it's tasteless meat bacon good sausage red sausage lamb is top right lamb is the top

01:29:24.620 you're spiritually middle eastern aren't you no clearly not because i'm not a fan of pork you don't like

01:29:29.580 pork you like lamb spiritually mediterranean see good man like lamb beef chicken pork no no no no no no no no

01:29:41.660 beef chicken chicken beef pork lamb how is lamb bottom lamb is the most innately

01:29:47.980 lamb is a bottom by nature right beef duck i can't eat ducks joe i like ducks i i eat the animals most

01:29:57.900 that i like the most i i feel too i've heard too many i feel too bad joe schmo oh come on connor don't be a

01:30:04.540 wiener aha late steamer and last comment we shall eat at the breakfast table we shall

01:30:10.780 gno at the on the sausages we shall munch on the black pudding we shall chew on the mushrooms

01:30:17.020 we shall never surrender a complete breakfast with sausages to tier kia 1.00

01:30:23.420 and on that thanks very much gents torches over uh i'll be back with my show in half an hour

01:30:27.820 speaking to iron hersey r lee otherwise we'll be back tomorrow at one o'clock take care and goodbye

01:30:34.540 so

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 25, 2024

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1008

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