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00:01:26.920 greetings earthlings and uh humans and whoever else is out there watching um peter thiel

00:01:35.620 i don't know who you are what you what you're after or anything i know what you're after you're

00:01:42.100 after my light because you're you know those those folk that are like trying to squash down anybody

00:01:48.880 who's uh speaking any kind of truth which they hate but anyway you know fuck you welcome to the

00:01:57.400 roseanne bar podcast

00:02:18.880 I've got a humdinger and a b-b-b-b-b-b-banger of a show today

00:02:27.320 because it's just, you know how I love to talk to geniuses

00:02:30.960 and, you know, we have to scrounge one up every week

00:02:35.300 and we're lucky that we find them.

00:02:38.160 But this one I asked to come back, it's his second time.

00:02:41.600 By way of introduction, I'd just like to briefly state

00:02:44.740 this guy is my favorite favorite my favorite comic in at least about well since norm mcdonald

00:02:53.920 and i'm so happy to have him and i'm gonna pick his brains because i love comedians

00:02:59.500 ben bankus hi ben hey thanks for having me that's very very nice that's very nice

00:03:06.140 you're very welcome um yeah you could barely say it you're like he's my

00:03:09.520 favorite favorite with the canadian spelling oh you are favorite oh that's right they spell

00:03:19.100 everything wrong there well you you came from there yeah from the land of canada

00:03:25.920 and you made patronage to the united states of america how long ago three years 2024

00:03:34.080 is when i came and it's crazy i feel like i'm the last generation of people to live

00:03:41.160 in canada when it was like a normal place so it's a it's just bizarre because i mean norm

00:03:48.660 left canada i mean a lot of comedians jim carrey you know yeah but it was never like oh i don't

00:03:56.180 want to go back home as they would also go back home and i think it's i don't i don't like the

00:04:01.780 deteriorating relationship between canada and america because you know i always grew up loving

00:04:08.060 america um you know my dad loved america my dad worked in america uh as as a professor

00:04:14.760 when i was a kid in like maine and uh rochester music professor so he loved america and you know

00:04:23.940 like when 9-11 happened i remember we would you know i would just wear like random super american

00:04:29.640 t-shirts to school but it was it wasn't weird like if you were if you're a kid wearing an

00:04:33.960 american flag t-shirt in a canadian school right now like they're gonna like lynch you yeah no they

00:04:39.320 actually might take you into an office and be like that's a political statement we don't allow

00:04:43.720 political statements at the school they're it's crazy they took all the they don't sell american

00:04:47.600 booze now in canada they have a snitch line they found out that people are going to grocery stores

00:04:54.160 and if they see them selling american they were they were selling some california wine

00:04:58.100 um and they called the police oh my god oh my god to report that the grocery store was

00:05:05.760 that's not a normal place i'm sorry that's not a normal country and i mean even parts of america

00:05:11.600 are super you know the least normal they've ever been like new york but but texas is is sometimes

00:05:18.500 a little too normal but i like texas but yeah it's it's a sad state and i have so many fans there

00:05:26.740 but a lot of them are moving here so soon i'm gonna you know put tickets up in the

00:05:31.440 in canada they're all gonna be gone they're all gonna be like i already saw him in tampa i live

00:05:35.460 there now well didn't you get like banned in canada for a while yet some of your shows were

00:05:38.740 canceled up there i never got like banned like people like you know he's been banished like

00:05:42.840 you know they every time i cross the border especially the land border if i drive over

00:05:48.980 canadian a lot of them recognize me the border guards they like my humor even though they're

00:05:54.040 under the woke web they're like you know the people who are in law enforcement yeah pretty

00:06:00.000 much across north america are no they're not woke or whatever you want to want to call it the people

00:06:06.920 running their organizations unfortunately a lot of them are but um yeah it's they're friendly to me

00:06:15.280 my fans are there i still love it but america is i owe everything to america and i i love being

00:06:22.740 being able to be here i mean i dreamt of it my whole life was i mean when you're a comic

00:06:27.820 or want to be a comic you if you're not in america you're like i want to be in america

00:06:33.200 yeah right to be here it's such a privilege and you know you have to show respect it's crazy the

00:06:40.540 people who got those visas revoked and it was like this is where you know everybody was up in

00:06:46.600 arms how dare we revoke a visa all they did was say the terrorism was good and not on stage

00:06:52.720 He's not a stand-up comedian, just like straight up like a 75 page essay

00:06:57.780 on why in this terrorist attack actually was a retaliation.

00:07:02.100 Why would we want you here?

00:07:03.640 Why would I say we now because I'm here, but why would America want people

00:07:08.320 who this is what I just saw is Canada's state broadcaster, CBC,

00:07:14.560 which is like, you know, they're like a CNN.

00:07:17.120 They're like that.

00:07:17.700 They're even further left than CNN.

00:07:19.520 they just got caught releasing a memo to the whole company about that exact thing saying that

00:07:26.080 don't refer to 9-11 as a terrorist attack oh my god oh my god memo this is a paid advertisement

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00:09:15.760 probably just going to be like fuck you jews whatever if you're paying we'll read those on

00:09:20.860 air sure yeah what do they just take small steps well now all the way they let a lot of um you

00:09:31.080 know is basically islamists take over at the canadian broadcasting thing and they're um

00:09:38.320 you know they have like a whole islamist and comedy podcast where they talk about what you

00:09:44.760 should and shouldn't say and you know they claim you know this this type of comedy shouldn't be

00:09:50.800 allowed and this type of that's that's tax dollars being like going to a podcast to tell you that

00:09:57.480 turn in your neighbors it's insanity so that is what it is it's total fascism

00:10:02.720 creeping fascism with a happy face on it peterson jordan peterson said that you know it's they take

00:10:10.140 one step like they take two steps forward and one step back so they go two steps and then you go hey

00:10:15.760 this is too much they go okay sorry and then they take one and then they so eventually they're on

00:10:20.800 the march eroding um what it means to be i mean it's well what it means to be a woman is high on

00:10:28.560 their list and then what it means to be a man and what it means to uh have bodily autonomy and what

00:10:35.960 it means to have liberty and freedom and uh free thought is what they're really after that's an

00:10:42.540 interesting thing that the people who don't know how to um describe what a woman is they'll say

00:10:49.700 maybe they'll comment on my comedy go this isn't comedy well how do you well this isn't a what but

00:10:55.380 that's a woman but this isn't comedy it's you know this whole idea that it has nothing to do

00:11:01.640 with fairness it has nothing to do with well we those people are left out it's just a it's a

00:11:06.000 radical ideology that they're trying to make people adhere to and you know if they don't like

00:11:10.720 what i say and all those people are laughing but they don't realize that it's not comedy it's like

00:11:15.920 how but you're you are cutting your dick off like i mean what are we talking about here this is not

00:11:23.540 like one guy's on stage making a joke about things that are happening in society and the other person

00:11:29.440 is you know plotting or well what knows what kind of attacks like that lady in michigan or whatever

00:11:36.540 that just got caught she was like she's some crazy woke white woman that went so woke that

00:11:41.740 she became uh islamist oh yeah and put on uh she wore burqa and she was she was planning to go to

00:11:47.860 the senator or somebody's house and then we all got caught and it's like what the yeah she was

00:11:54.200 gonna like attack him you know but that person doesn't want offensive comedy out there i bet

00:12:02.380 definitely not they don't that's that's inappropriate right so it's it's a weird

00:12:08.760 that's what i said i said it a long time ago people that are sticking their dicks and kids

00:12:14.320 face on the street are telling us what's appropriate yeah you said no they're telling

00:12:19.080 us that we're offensive oh yeah they're saying i'm offensive well yeah the people who make all

00:12:23.900 these weird movies and like that movie the cuties movie i remember with the kid and then

00:12:27.920 who's producing that it's and we all but i know who's producing it the people who got me fired

00:12:34.700 baruch hashem adonai it's true oh like well i don't yeah it's it so what happened in canada is

00:12:46.560 they don't care about the market right so if the market wants a certain type of let's just use

00:12:51.580 comedy comedy they go well we don't want so then the then if the venue gets a complaint one

00:12:57.740 complaint that's enough oh we can't do it and now they want to do that here where they've been doing

00:13:03.300 they get to dictate what you shouldn't but but you can't do it here luckily because the comedy

00:13:10.940 clubs are and a lot of the venues independently independent from the government in canada the

00:13:17.280 only the comedy clubs are independent from the government every other venue is a is part of the

00:13:22.100 every venue like all the sports stadiums all the in canada all the theaters everything everything's

00:13:29.680 unionized so they can really who and then they have a board of directors of people who sit around

00:13:35.460 with little glasses and go well i don't think he should be in our theater because the week after

00:13:40.420 which was impressive that they didn't cancel my thing in a few places i mean meridian hall in

00:13:47.040 toronto still you know it's right now it's the biggest show i've did it was at the end of last

00:13:51.000 year 3200 seats and then the next day was kamala harris in the same venue which is great good have

00:13:58.480 yeah i mean i mean she's you know i went to watch it actually i bought tickets to it was

00:14:02.860 it funny we heckled her a bit you did well yeah they kept having to tell us to be quiet they had

00:14:09.280 somalian security there that was a please just stop you don't they did but yeah i was doing stuff

00:14:16.140 like there'd be like a they would they would refer to trump as thou who shall not be named

00:14:21.180 like in harry potter with valdemore yeah and i and they go and then i go his name's donald trump

00:14:26.920 and then there's just and you could see kamla just you know trying not to get distracted at

00:14:33.260 one point at one point we played the beginning of the um trump rogan episode like really loud

00:14:38.120 on my phone and i just heard the beginning of like rogan's podcast like it was just a moment

00:14:43.340 there was nobody was talking you could hear it the whole theater heard it there was everybody

00:14:47.380 around us was so mad at me it was all woke people that were like clutching the free book that they

00:14:52.640 got with the ticket and they were all looking at me going you need to shut the hell up you

00:14:56.800 you know why you're here you're here to ruin this i was like no no i like her i was just like

00:15:01.580 messing with people um but yeah it was it ended up being you know she had one good piece of advice

00:15:08.760 which was which is what i don't know she didn't say in so many words she basically was like suck

00:15:14.060 your dick up the ladder that's she didn't actually say that well that's what she stands for yeah but

00:15:19.480 she had this whole spiel where she's like you know never take no for an answer you know it's

00:15:24.900 kind of like it's like okay but i saw her what i saw one last night and she was going this guy

00:15:34.640 meaning trump she's drunk off her ass like pelosi yeah they're always drunk you know

00:15:41.780 and she goes uh this guy is trying to say you've got to show

00:15:49.400 who you are and prove it to vote

00:15:56.120 she said that i don't get it i don't really understand how i guess people are that stupid

00:16:03.960 but it's you know for instance mom donnie you have to have an id to buy groceries at one of

00:16:08.440 this weird fake stupid grocery stores that's government funded yep you have to have an i but

00:16:13.980 but then if in the same sentence you go so why would you have to have an id to buy groceries

00:16:18.540 but not an id to vote and then they just go next question because they know it's insane yes it

00:16:23.780 doesn't make any law even canada you have i'm pretty you know canada has stricter voting laws

00:16:30.400 than here yeah you guys have to show idea you have to show uh something with your name on it

00:16:36.180 and an id like a like a letter so much everywhere so the canadian people are that fucking stupid

00:16:42.880 then oh yeah they are that hoodwinked and bamboozled yeah they are how'd they get like that

00:16:50.140 covid um they were super you know i think it was like one of the highest efficacy rates of

00:16:57.860 you know efficacy efficacy was i hate that fucking word efficacy oh we know what it means

00:17:03.540 it just means a bunch of stupid people said okay fine yeah and took the vaccine right um so they

00:17:09.720 had super high rates of that and we all know that that makes you kind of retarded and so then you

00:17:15.200 get you get four you get four of those in you and you start voting whichever way they fucking want

00:17:20.140 you to vote i mean you don't take that and i don't know if it actually does change anything in your

00:17:25.480 brain but even just psychologically doing something you're told right it's it's human psychology do

00:17:29.840 that and another one and another like like a lashing almost and then they just so once you

00:17:35.360 get lashed enough times you go yes master of course master we need more immigrants master

00:17:40.220 that's what we need we need and we need higher taxes master to pay for the immigrants to go

00:17:45.380 it's just yeah anyway i could get into it which is why they don't want a voter id because what

00:17:52.500 they're trying to hide is they brought in these foreigners and paid them real well to sit in

00:17:58.820 hotels and vote that's what they with our money people to vote i saw they go to but they're paying

00:18:05.580 anybody foreigners who hate our country to vote for them with our money

00:18:13.700 so i mean i and there's two so everybody what they're really doing is creating a pipeline for

00:18:21.420 money laundering well like the democrats are basically in bed with the that was the muslim

00:18:26.860 brotherhood and they're they're in bed with canada's entire government that all the people

00:18:32.060 who were canadian republicans like elected but they were actually they're called conservative

00:18:37.020 party there they switched yeah like 10 of them switched to the liberals just and they go well

00:18:42.260 i think this is the better direction for the country yeah because you're and so i had a friend

00:18:46.820 who actually got because now you're getting paid you're in on i had a friend who exposed the

00:18:51.360 conservative party in canada for being in bed with the muslim brotherhood and he got sued half

00:18:56.800 to fucking hell because he accused and had this recording of the guy and he did all this shit

00:19:03.160 and then they swept it under the rug after they sued him you know and his parents and all this

00:19:09.560 stuff and then but the liberal party's also in bed so they're both in bed yeah same here and he's i

00:19:15.320 think it's the same probably here look at the i mean trump taking the qatari airplane i mean are

00:19:20.120 they using that i don't know i don't know if that's a good idea i'm sure it's bugged i mean

00:19:23.720 i mean i i guess you can check but how how thoroughly what are you going to get one of

00:19:28.980 the guys who does the delta flights to look through it those cleaners that they got with

00:19:33.560 the fluorescent vest so they they look at you like a piece of garbage as you actually play

00:19:38.420 it's scary what uh everybody wants control of america yeah because every single country is

00:19:47.620 spending hundreds or whatever millions or billions of dollars to influence america because america's

00:19:54.520 the center of the universe which does make me think that the alien thing i heard trump was

00:19:59.440 spilled the beans on some of them they're in the oceans we don't know what they are

00:20:02.200 they're in there that's what he said to somebody i didn't see that but that's what i've been saying

00:20:05.920 but all those came out of water all the aliens would want to manipulate us because we're the

00:20:11.580 only ones doing anything besides what they did a hundred billion years ago but now they're just a

00:20:16.300 robot flying around observing shit i'm pretty sure they don't you mean aliens are in the waters

00:20:22.140 what did trump say sometimes all those ufos that came from the military all those things that

00:20:27.540 they've been releasing let people don't know this those came from the ocean the tic-tac all of it

00:20:33.020 the the sightings of the tic-tac shape stuff was like ocean related and came out of the ocean so

00:20:37.800 it's only we've only explored radar imaging of like ocean stuff it's that's that's weird

00:20:43.920 because i had a dream last week about the portals under the water yeah it's probably

00:20:48.800 antarctica it's probably they're probably here i realized everything was about uh

00:20:57.440 another kind of war about frequency and sonar yeah that's what they're really i think that's

00:21:04.080 part of their deep state experiments but anyway it's just other dimensions too that they're

00:21:10.480 probably i don't know if well that's the whole thing with that they talked about the demon

00:21:16.140 entities that are the aliens but they're demon entities because they're they're they're feeding

00:21:21.480 off of something that we give off that we don't know what it is but yeah into the yeah the

00:21:28.080 whatever i mean i don't know it's probably all bullshit at the end of the day it doesn't sound

00:21:33.160 what if it isn't bullshit yeah people are really retarded then it would then it would be cool if

00:21:39.480 wasn't bullshit but i don't know if we're ever gonna know until we're dead and then by that time

00:21:42.920 we're gonna go oh fuck who cares i mean people are dumber now than they've ever like as you die

00:21:48.000 you're like oh shit there's four million dimensions and everything and then you just

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00:23:13.160 um it's famous but i don't know if canadians are as into it as we are down here it's an

00:23:21.760 aliens live among us and he finds these special sunglasses and you can see who's an alien

00:23:26.920 and all the billboards obey you've probably seen the memes okay i've seen it's a classic but it's

00:23:31.480 about total mind control well that's so they can feed us whatever they want the phone is like that

00:23:36.840 it's like you just as long as your eyes are here they're winning and if you're not and you don't

00:23:42.160 give a shit then you're you're winning i think really well whatever it is there's mind control

00:23:46.380 happening and they're winning the mind control is definitely impacting us more than ever but it's

00:23:51.860 easier for other countries to influence

00:23:54.100 more than ever because before

00:23:55.700 you know they're not

00:23:57.320 what are they going to do pay for an ad on TV?

00:23:59.980 Well they would infiltrate your radio like

00:24:01.520 China's going to pay an ad like

00:24:03.020 No they get in your colleges they get in your schools

00:24:05.880 school teachers churches

00:24:08.000 Especially teachers

00:24:10.060 especially school teachers

00:24:11.960 They did all that. Who are getting arrested

00:24:13.640 right and left with Antifa

00:24:16.020 No all the school teachers are liberal

00:24:17.740 white women here in America that you know

00:24:19.540 Miss Rachel that they're all like that

00:24:21.480 they're all the teachers oh my daughter sings the best miss miss rachel song she's a horrible

00:24:27.580 person she's a miss rachel the bombs on the bus go boom boom boom all through the intifada

00:24:38.280 yeah well they've done a really good job of convincing everybody that you know we don't

00:24:44.820 need civilization anymore we don't need police protection you know oh they them you know their

00:24:51.180 whole wanting a country thing is ruining our countries because we got to go and fight for

00:24:55.980 them or something but it's like there's no solutions nobody ever goes so it's like even

00:25:01.260 these guys the tuckers and the candaces it's like just tell us what you want to do then

00:25:07.180 stop it's all this like partially maybe real information that's like uh information what's

00:25:14.560 you know propaganda no um alternative facts right or whatever it is and then

00:25:22.380 and then you go so just tell us what you want to do because at the end of the day it's like

00:25:26.860 what's the solution okay get rid of israel then okay so what are we going to do kill all the jews

00:25:31.060 and then you'll be happy and then where do those people go and then they go go back to europe oh

00:25:35.220 yeah with all the fucking muslims there what do you think the jews wanted the muslims in fucking

00:25:38.760 europe of course they wanted to go back yeah they don't want the muslims there who led all the

00:25:42.720 muslims into europe obama yeah it's not that long ago it's not like muslims have been in europe

00:25:47.560 why did they go back to europe because obama did the you know apology iraq tour the arab apology

00:25:54.700 they all they're all there to erase what he did remember arab spring that was a muslim brotherhood

00:26:00.260 he went over there made a deal with them and and then he told their populations go into the streets

00:26:05.240 and go get democracy for yourselves not realizing that sorry but not everybody is smart enough to

00:26:12.720 to handle living in a modern democratic society.

00:26:16.520 Some people are just fucking animals.

00:26:18.300 I'm sorry.

00:26:18.940 It's not a racial thing.

00:26:20.660 It could be anybody.

00:26:21.460 It could be whites.

00:26:22.200 Look at Ireland or whatever.

00:26:23.780 You know, those are any, you know, some Bulgarians.

00:26:29.420 Any place that Hillary Clinton and Rosie O'Donnell vacation is sus, sus.

00:26:36.240 The Appalachian Mountains in America are not the most culture.

00:26:41.040 So they destroyed their own country.

00:26:42.340 Libya was destroyed by their own people, basically, with the help of America, Obama.

00:26:47.680 And Syria was destroyed, and they revolted and made it into a shithole.

00:26:52.220 And then all those people wanted to leave because it was done.

00:26:56.100 So where did they go?

00:26:57.260 They're going to go to Europe.

00:26:58.080 It's not that far.

00:26:58.860 It's like driving from Texas to fucking Oklahoma for them.

00:27:02.180 You should have seen the want ads.

00:27:03.880 The want ads were wanted.

00:27:07.700 Able-bodied, military-aged men.

00:27:10.420 you will be put into hotels that you can have any woman you want by force you won't be punished

00:27:16.960 and uh all you have to do is get over here as fast as you can do whatever you want and vote

00:27:23.340 democrat that's what happened they they uh they were incent it was incentivized by obama to come

00:27:34.580 here but it's it all comes from laziness the democrat laziness because that's what that's

00:27:41.400 what they're winning on is that they're the lazier people will vote democrat because they don't want

00:27:47.820 to do things they don't want to think for themselves they don't want to um start a business

00:27:53.040 and go to you know even though it's easy a couple hundred bucks you get the thing the certificate

00:27:58.100 you get the account you i mean for whatever cleaning windows because they despise wealth

00:28:03.320 they hate and they don't know how to create it that's why they despise it because they've just

00:28:10.340 been hoodwinked and bamboozled by brain rot of uh you know um simps fucking simps that sit there

00:28:23.780 in their finery having cocktail parties with the worst fucking elements on earth it's just now

00:28:32.280 there's like no excuses if you were poor a hundred years ago okay i get it but like now it's like

00:28:37.400 everything's at your fingertips you can look up hey you can ask a freaking robot and say hey i

00:28:43.900 work at cvs i have oh 30 grand and i'm a loser and what how do i get out of this what's get make

00:28:52.040 a plan you can make a plan it's not that hard save 100 bucks every month and then buy a fucking

00:28:57.040 vacuum and go fucking clean anything i mean i'm just making examples that's the american dream

00:29:02.540 and that's why people hate jews because jews think like that they go how okay i can make something

00:29:07.840 what do i do with what is before me that's what jews think and they how do i survive you haters

00:29:14.060 don't it is a survived thing and i was thinking about this recently that i it's freeing to admit

00:29:21.100 there's a lot of people out there who know things i don't know right you know it's not like yeah and

00:29:25.200 i am okay with that but you know even like the peter teals and you know i mean trump and all the

00:29:30.140 other insiders of the world they know so many things that we don't know so you know the the

00:29:38.420 reasons for my views on things are based on survival which you know why do you want to why

00:29:45.100 would you vote for trump some guy actually they told him to get away from me at a comedy club

00:29:49.580 uh in plano some one of the staff who was some immigrant from somewhere i don't know why i said

00:29:55.360 it so he's some immigrant piece of shit no but he was an immigrant from something from south

00:29:59.760 america i mean he was like i like your set that people like it but why why do you like trump i

00:30:05.220 was like bro i'm having a cigarette between shows they took him away but it's like bro if i explain

00:30:11.900 it to you you'll agree with my explanation but then still not right get it and it's like you can

00:30:18.840 give these you know lead a horse to walk i know as many lower taxes at the very oh but then what

00:30:26.540 then what about all the poor people well fuck maybe they'll have to get rich if you don't give

00:30:30.680 them so much money they got to survive too so they'll oh but they're going to resort to crime

00:30:35.220 that's the rate that then the leftists say that they're the racist that go oh well if they don't

00:30:39.960 have if you don't give them government assistance they'll go and resort to crime they're already

00:30:44.040 doing crime on government assistance right if you take them off and they do more then well fuck i

00:30:50.000 don't know put them in jail yeah like the old days you do a crime and you actually have to be

00:30:56.620 punished for it as opposed to well we don't want to punish people who are poor i mean okay well

00:31:02.900 then you can't have a fucking civilization you can't have an entire functioning well they're

00:31:08.460 just doing social experiments on captive populations like when i ran for president i said

00:31:14.140 i have i do have solutions and they're based on common sense like okay uh get rid of all the drug

00:31:22.640 laws it's particularly about marijuana then you don't have to lock up all the uh youth yeah

00:31:29.180 and particularly uh you know black youth you know black and brown youth you don't have to you know

00:31:37.100 make prison a part of their growing up you don't have to do that but then of course we know you

00:31:43.840 get kickbacks from private prisons and you know judges all you you have made you've incentive

00:31:51.100 incentivized poverty because you're such a good person and you've hired all your friends what

00:32:00.160 they can move though like like if you're born if you're black and you're texas you're like fuck i

00:32:04.860 want to smoke weed you just moved to new york i know you got to pay higher taxes but whatever

00:32:08.420 you don't you don't make any money anyway so who gives a shit well you know that's it's kind of

00:32:14.580 nice then so it's almost like it's like a law but it's it's like you know it's racist it's it's a

00:32:20.960 way to go we don't allow weed in this state i think i know that's exactly what i mean unless

00:32:27.080 you're white well remember crack laws exactly they went to prison for longer for doing crack

00:32:31.440 than they did for cocaine remember that in california the crack laws actually i think it

00:32:35.220 was nationally it was a bigger punishment if you got caught doing crack than cocaine because cocaine

00:32:39.940 is what like white wall street bros did yeah and they didn't go to jail for it but it's it's this

00:32:44.640 whole thing where it's like we want help from the government it's like well what do you want it's

00:32:47.820 like just money every month okay so but that's not even help no help would be okay you can get a

00:32:54.320 grant to go to school to learn how to be a right thing actual help a hand up not a hand out or you

00:33:01.220 know uh free rehab yeah if you're homeless right things that actually work for people and then

00:33:09.480 we'll help you get a job but not just here's fistfuls of cash and needles that's what in

00:33:15.040 canada they're doing this with the indigenous population this is like the most sensitive thing

00:33:19.720 to talk about if you're there yeah you know the native like native americans native canadians but

00:33:25.580 native americans were much more well off from my knowledge than native canadians um for whatever

00:33:31.900 reason but they're giving them tons and tons of money and then they're just going it's not enough

00:33:36.240 so every like they're giving every single person a hundred grand and then they're like it's not

00:33:41.280 enough it's like okay we'll do it again and then again and then it's like okay now they're spent

00:33:45.480 i think they've spent like 60 billion in the last like five years and it's like on just giving

00:33:50.700 people money because they feel bad about the past right that again you can't have a society like

00:33:57.800 that and right now trump is threatening canada with the tariffs or is doing the tariffs and

00:34:03.820 canada does this whole speech they want going to do this whole we're going to stand up for

00:34:08.260 ourselves speech and before it they do we'd like to acknowledge that the land we're on is not uh

00:34:13.220 does not belong to us we thank you to the nate but then and then the whole conversation is we

00:34:18.600 need to protect canada's sovereignty you you just said that you're not even a country you just said

00:34:23.300 that the land doesn't belong to you that you stole it that you does not the true owner but we're going

00:34:27.980 to stand up for canadians the people that we oppress and and tax the living shit out of that's

00:34:34.980 it's it's all it's so it's the the the democrat states want to emulate that and they are

00:34:40.640 look at i mean minnesota's do it canada didn't allow the nick the story about minnesota daycares

00:34:50.040 to be on the state broadcaster the guys who just said the terrorism was is not terrorism yeah

00:34:56.080 because there was too many similarities with things that are happening in canada so they

00:35:01.200 didn't even they don't want to even get people started to realize the level of fraud happening

00:35:05.600 there um and by the way if you speak those other languages somali and hindi and farsi and smarsi

00:35:14.360 and whatever you you have freedom of speech because nobody knows what the hell you're saying

00:35:18.540 right they can say whatever they want on whatever text thread nobody's reading that really i mean

00:35:24.440 here probably but there they're only if you're white and you text you know i oh my god i'm pissed

00:35:30.920 off today and then they show up at your house like it's it's it's racism it's complete racism

00:35:39.260 and that's what they like well their self-hate is just out of control that that self-hate shit boy

00:35:46.560 they couldn't stop eating that they couldn't stop uh just eating 10 yards of that bullshit with both

00:35:53.600 fans they just hate themselves so bad yeah i don't like the uh we feel bad about this great society

00:36:02.260 we built i hate that attitude it's it should just be celebrated we're uh floating ball in the middle

00:36:09.960 of we don't have no idea in the universe and we're now gonna go everything we build every

00:36:16.320 because when we grew up i mean their context was yeah bad things happen but now it's not bad

00:36:22.640 right right so fuck it who cares yeah yeah when it wasn't enough when people you know when there

00:36:28.600 was canoes and sailboats yeah we did some bad stuff but now we don't because we kind of advanced

00:36:34.960 but then it all of a sudden we hit that wall where now we have to feel bad about everything

00:36:38.940 that we did to get to this place that's stupid we shouldn't feel bad at all i don't feel bad

00:36:42.940 why should we feel bad oh well what about all the human suffering i mean everybody's suffering

00:36:46.720 nepal today they had the the mudslide wiped out an entire town in a millisecond so what am i

00:36:54.400 supposed to do yeah vigil at my house for nepal maybe i should maybe but no that's those are

00:37:01.460 horrible things that's that's force of nature but humans are a force of nature and when they

00:37:07.780 started exploring they had again same thing survival they will you go to you're that far

00:37:14.500 from your house you go how do we survive well we got to kill some people because they're going

00:37:17.800 to kill us yeah right it's the way it is and and also the the racism of the left uh what it does

00:37:24.220 it it it it cuts off people of color from the victory of the world humanity it makes them go

00:37:33.680 well look what they did yeah they built all that wealth and we didn't get none of it well no we

00:37:40.120 all did it. Okay. They just, they want them in, uh, continuously small, smaller pens to lock

00:37:50.600 their minds down. Um, and that's what Malcolm X said, you know, and, uh, they don't know a word

00:37:56.700 of Malcolm X, American black youth, not a word. It's really sad, but what they do is just go in

00:38:04.240 and just turn everything into bullshit they're so good at it they are so good at uh removing nuance

00:38:13.000 that's gotta go and and then wit i mean wit it they hate wit and they hate humor so i think that

00:38:21.560 you know uh your kind of comedy why i'm such a fan of it is that you get to the real common sense

00:38:29.320 It's in between all the bullshit narratives that, you know, people that, you know, aren't the best people in the world come up with.

00:38:44.940 Like when Bill Hicks said, if you're in advertising, kill yourself right now because I know you think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

00:38:52.300 you know people who come up with slogans and narratives are some of the worst fucking people

00:38:59.380 that have ever lived and uh you know they give it out to the parrots in the street to just

00:39:05.580 regurgitate and you are fighting that and that's a noble fucking fight that comics who can do it

00:39:15.780 which isn't a lot of comics um that's a noble fucking fight it's a it's a uh what do they call

00:39:25.900 it six column fifth column it's a fifth column war yeah a lot people don't realize that like i

00:39:34.760 have fans of all races religions and sexual orientations and they feel the most ostracized

00:39:41.100 because i mean even canada i have fans and friends who are native indigenous canadians

00:39:47.800 that are right wing yeah i mean you know everybody's right wing to them they they

00:39:55.660 get to dictate what we are but we're not allowed to say what they are you know you're well if i'm

00:40:00.620 right wing you're a fucking loser but it's like what are we talking about here but they're

00:40:07.580 ostracized they can't just come out and go you know what no why do we need all these handouts

00:40:11.980 this is stupid it's going to make us even more poor and more reliant on the government and more

00:40:15.880 and then they shut the hell up and then they sometimes they kill those people yeah or i mean

00:40:21.000 in certain communities not i mean in the gay community ostracized if you're like you know

00:40:24.880 what actually i don't want immigrants from third world countries that have never had a pride parade

00:40:30.280 or don't understand what being gay the the culture of the last 50 years of gay culture of hollywood

00:40:36.080 of this of music design you know fashion yada they don't have any idea of that so why would

00:40:43.620 a gay person want more people in theory if they came here and they as soon as they got off the

00:40:49.340 boat they're like oh gay gray no they're fuck anyway so those people are ostracized if you're

00:40:55.980 black and you say you know what i think that you know i'm shooting people and whatever is stupid

00:41:02.660 is bad ostracized from that part of the black community and of course there's other and then

00:41:08.420 there's this there are right-wing gay communities or other communities but and whites are the worst

00:41:14.060 they're the worst ostracizers of other whites they'll if you if you're if you live in a

00:41:18.800 neighborhood where everybody has a pride flag up and you put an american flag up i mean

00:41:22.640 yeah be prepared for people you know people coming to steal snatching it yeah because they

00:41:28.940 who's that angry you know how crazy you have to be to look out your front window and get my front

00:41:34.860 window i mean who looks out the front window first of all you look through your back you look

00:41:39.920 into your backyard you don't look out the front and go oh look at that flag over there yeah like

00:41:44.720 i mean at that point you really need to have a drink or something it's it's psychotic to even

00:41:50.240 give a shit i don't want to talk i'll tell you psychotic too is uh lgbt uh you know gay and what

00:41:57.980 have you jews they're sitting there going uh talk about ostracized you've got to be pro uh

00:42:06.780 terrorist again you've got to be pro genocide against jews to be gay yeah and they're sitting

00:42:15.140 up there going well you know they're still talking that bullshit attention they know that they were

00:42:21.700 never accepted by the other people of their group so oh well there's all these other people that

00:42:28.560 hate jews so i hate jews too but i'm a jew so i prove that you should it should be allowed to hate

00:42:35.120 jews and then they so it's an attention thing yep and it is gays and a lot of women those

00:42:42.640 mainly the the ugliest jews that you've ever seen in the dark circle and they you know and

00:42:48.900 they're only 23 but they look 45 i stand with palestine and it's like do you know that you're

00:42:57.340 for jewish genocide you fucking cock yeah they do motherfucker i just want to you know i shouldn't

00:43:04.120 say but i'm like uh all you all you can do is make you know all you can do is mock it that's

00:43:12.440 the nobody can come back from a good mocking the common sense that nobody wants to talk about is

00:43:17.920 they're like oh well look at all the horrible things israel's doing it's like okay well yeah

00:43:21.420 but everybody's fucking doing horrible things over there like what are we talking like yeah

00:43:25.220 we're doing horrible things right now southern border you know oh crying little baby and back

00:43:31.280 i mean what a hundred percent because otherwise you just get taken advantage of you and i'm not

00:43:38.140 just oh so you're justifying the murder of children well yeah yeah yeah i am i do too

00:43:43.180 Well, I am like if a kid, if a little child comes from next door with a gun, did you see

00:43:51.900 that three-year-old shot his mom?

00:43:53.940 Killed his mom.

00:43:54.880 Someone should have shot him first.

00:43:56.600 Saved that woman.

00:43:57.340 Well, yeah.

00:43:58.200 Yeah.

00:43:58.560 No, I'm with you.

00:43:59.620 Arambe.

00:44:01.580 Yeah.

00:44:03.420 No, but I mean, come on.

00:44:05.100 Let's like, it isn't a movie.

00:44:08.440 And the people saying that.

00:44:09.780 It isn't a fantasy.

00:44:10.620 It's real life.

00:44:11.700 it's not pretend

00:44:13.320 so this will be good this was a good

00:44:15.680 moment for you guys

00:44:16.700 because so

00:44:18.320 the people who

00:44:20.660 are in the street protesting going

00:44:23.720 Israel is murdering

00:44:25.880 children they've been saying this right

00:44:27.800 forever these people

00:44:29.880 as we know pro abortion

00:44:31.480 absolutely and they're

00:44:33.760 now pro

00:44:34.920 post

00:44:36.500 post birth abortion

00:44:39.940 aka lindsey clancy strangle your children in the basement they're now pro that right that's okay

00:44:46.440 she had a bad day right she was stressed out but how dare the israeli army retaliate for 12 1300

00:44:54.940 people murdered at a fucking music festival those are the monsters yeah but these white women

00:44:59.960 strangling their kids at home they just needed a break yeah i mean what's the same no it's the

00:45:06.840 same argument the palestinians lived with they had to go through a checkpoint and show id they

00:45:14.200 had to go through a checkpoint and show id after their people blew up buses and fucking civilians

00:45:19.920 all over the place and they had to live under that kind of oppression that's why they're all

00:45:24.660 obese and have they all drive fucking mercedes too in gaza god damn it it's the truth but they go

00:45:32.220 And so, but they were so oppressed that they had to strike back.

00:45:36.820 That was a, what do they say?

00:45:38.420 It was resistance.

00:45:39.560 Freedom fighting.

00:45:40.400 To rape those women.

00:45:42.060 That was resistance.

00:45:43.180 That was before the checkpoints.

00:45:44.520 So, what's her name?

00:45:45.380 Lindsay was resisting.

00:45:47.240 She's a freedom fighter.

00:45:48.440 Yeah, she's a.

00:45:49.500 Against the patriarchy.

00:45:50.420 She's as innocent as the people who did 9-11.

00:45:53.180 But is she.

00:45:54.440 No, but they go, oh, they have to put those horrible checkpoints every day.

00:45:58.620 now i mean that now there's no checkpoints because there's like well sorry you're fired

00:46:03.380 before they because they used to hire palestines you can come here every day we just got to make

00:46:06.840 sure you're not there millions of them would work and then that was their workforce that was their

00:46:10.420 thing but they blew up one too many innocent civilians but before there was the check for

00:46:16.020 the id why did they not before then like you said so why did they implement that right i mean this

00:46:21.400 whole idea that we're just supposed to there's no and they're not treated well in the west bank i

00:46:25.340 mean are they treating each other well no when you have three wives that wear burka and you and

00:46:30.060 you smack them around and you got 12 kids and are you treating people well and then they go well

00:46:35.460 it's so but when if white people have 12 kids that's uh colonialism races but if they have 12

00:46:40.460 kids they just don't know better because well why not you're white why don't you teach them

00:46:44.960 birth control oh but that's against the religion i mean then shut the fuck up yeah yeah because

00:46:49.560 seriously it's it's civilization needs to go on yes and i know roseanne says she goes it's all

00:46:55.740 the grids going down and i and i i hope it's not i i no it is going down for 10 days she's insane

00:47:02.660 that i'm okay with years as long as it has to go down for 10 days wait can i say something but i

00:47:08.360 just hope it doesn't because it's a search for red october we've already gone so far you know

00:47:14.460 like if you don't look at your phone for two weeks and you just do normal things like you're like oh

00:47:18.920 i think everything might be okay yeah that's like that is true it's really that bad where

00:47:23.500 you know we're like it's gonna it's gonna go down i don't think it is in this whole propaganda to

00:47:27.960 make everybody think everything's gonna end is like trying to it's also like don't try right

00:47:33.020 don't try to do anything new don't try to and i'm not you know it's just gonna be over so fuck it

00:47:39.520 don't do anything no it's going to be for the best that you know not bad no it's going to be

00:47:48.120 for the best that certain criminals are going to be arrested that's for the best i think trump's

00:47:59.220 i think right now is like the quiet yeah like it's because i mean the obviously the iran thing

00:48:03.700 and i don't really you know people keep saying like iran's winning i know there's nothing left

00:48:10.940 i don't understand because iran's paying those accounts to say that they're not winning i'm not

00:48:16.500 of want to say who it is but the people i don't know if they're being paid they're being paid

00:48:20.240 enough by whoever by their own fans i don't know if they have to be paid by those other people

00:48:25.800 to say those things i think maybe they truly believe it and maybe but it's how is i did see

00:48:33.440 a lot of people americans have died in the war eight eight hundred or something which is quite

00:48:38.360 high actually like if you look at iraq that's pretty fucking high for how iraq i think was

00:48:43.020 only what we're six months in four thousand we're six months in um but i get that it's a war but my

00:48:50.080 whole point is just you know i hate this defeatist attitude that everybody's like oh we're any war

00:48:55.500 we get into we're gonna lose are we gonna lose i mean was iraq really a loss in the sense that

00:49:01.160 how many people did america kill that would have fucking tried to kill somebody

00:49:05.900 yeah am i wrong you know like like oh well that war what did that ever do well we had a lot i

00:49:15.260 mean do you remember before that when everything was getting blown up every two weeks a bus in

00:49:19.240 london and then france and then belgium terror attack and spain they don't remember any of that

00:49:24.300 no they don't and the batta clans and the schmatter clans and the charlie hebdos and then what and

00:49:30.060 then america blew up a lot of fucking people and a lot of that shit stopped and then even with then

00:49:34.800 then they had the muslim caliphate isis what they do carpet bomb the shit out of them

00:49:38.760 sorry it's kind of like it's like a weed whacker you know every time a couple months oh shit it's

00:49:44.500 back well what they do with their narratives and their advertising slogans is they are trying to

00:49:52.900 remove cause and leave only effect so that people just see all the effects this is bad

00:50:00.880 but they never look at cause they erase cause but i do know that some uh i know somebody who

00:50:08.860 told me like they're like yeah we pretty much have boots on the ground and well but 18 18 service

00:50:14.320 members have died and around the 750 number is wounded and some of those are private military

00:50:19.080 contracts so that's the other thing is any any little stat like they can just tweak oh they

00:50:23.400 died oh no actually i met but i did see whatever i read and i didn't know if it was true but i

00:50:29.340 yeah those are if that's true those are military contractors not they're not our

00:50:34.780 they're not our troops well the point is that it's just america's the best it's great thank you and

00:50:40.440 stop trying to pretend like we can't just blow the living shit out of fucking iran for a bit if we

00:50:45.960 want if america wants to and europe i mean this is maybe i don't know oh ben bank is suggesting

00:50:54.920 america should invade europe well that was radical at one point a couple times right i mean the first

00:51:00.860 world war was oh how and then they go oh shit we got it got to a point where they go we got to go

00:51:06.700 the second world war they had to so at what point does europe continue to you know die descend into

00:51:15.500 chaos and who knows what's next if it's civil war or this and then also the freedom of speech i mean

00:51:21.580 shouldn't america be this is supposed to protect our allies should not have less freedom of speech

00:51:29.380 laws than us then how can they be our ally that's right that's exactly right but you know america's

00:51:37.040 gonna win and uh everything's gonna be named trump i guarantee it a lot of countries are named i

00:51:45.900 forget i think it's it's argentina or some south american they have boulevards named

00:51:51.380 countries who see the effect from farther away of trump's leadership and people oh you think

00:51:59.780 he's a fucking leader i mean okay well and you are you fucking more nobody he's a leader and

00:52:05.760 he's a world and people it's changed the world yeah you can't you you could say for worse or

00:52:10.660 better but it's changed the world i think it's for better i do too and the people in those third

00:52:15.080 world countries who want clearly what i want which is to be successful take care of your family

00:52:21.820 live in peace that's it and that's what the jews want sorry that's really all they want success

00:52:27.200 family peace left alone and every and that's like oh well fucking no we're gonna ruin that

00:52:31.780 they are happy about look at the people celebrating in venezuela that he when he took the

00:52:37.440 now that i don't know if they're that happy because then they had the earthquake and then

00:52:41.420 they had they had no fucking help and then they i don't know they put some the woman that

00:52:47.140 trump put a different woman in i don't know what's going on in venezuela i don't know what's

00:52:52.980 going on i'd like to know but people the idea just the idea of that we could become america

00:52:59.460 is a celebration yeah absolutely or that we can become closer to america or more of an ally to

00:53:04.100 america and then these assholes uk germany canada blah blah blah europe take it for granted like oh

00:53:13.580 yeah america oh they don't know anything oh yeah we only saved your ass every i mean i say we because

00:53:18.160 i live here now i know i'm canadian but canada at that time was much more like america than it is

00:53:22.260 now and helped a lot a lot of canadians died in first and second world war we were on we saved

00:53:30.220 yeah so how can you be mad and how can you accuse america of not knowing what's best for europe when

00:53:38.480 if it wasn't for america there would be no europe it would be either germany or whatever or russia

00:53:43.240 or who the fuck knows so fuck them fuck europe it's not the people and i i have more europeans

00:53:51.300 coming to my shows here people just go i flew here from fucking denmark because i said fuck it i was

00:53:57.460 fan of yours for six years i saw the flight that's just great and they're happy as shit and

00:54:02.300 then they're going i can't live there it's so it's like bad of course it's basically like the

00:54:07.120 soviet union but you could go on vacation and see how bad it is yeah it is like versus then it was

00:54:12.000 your trap but yeah that was funny how that uh we thought we defeated the we thought we defeated

00:54:18.500 communism and then it went everywhere but it had a new dress on it had uh it still had the same

00:54:25.700 liberation bullshit yeah it's a way for loser guys to get girls yeah like the hassan piker

00:54:33.760 and stuff that guy's a loser he could never he doesn't even believe the shit that he's saying

00:54:39.200 none of them do a lot most the people who believe it are the followers the people saying it don't

00:54:44.420 believe it they're just doing it because they're like well fuck this is my it's my job now yeah

00:54:48.820 i'm a communist for living to make millions of dollars i'm like i pretend to be a communist

00:54:53.120 online but i'm actually a capitalist because click that button subscribe here buy a t-shirt

00:54:58.560 get a hat i mean fuck you then yeah and and your followers are that stupid to believe that

00:55:04.280 that you're a communist when they're paying you uh i mean it's yeah all you care about is money

00:55:09.920 like all communists that is all they care about there was a community i won't say their name too

00:55:14.400 but they were accusing me of of this and that and and but it's like they but they've openly said

00:55:20.460 that they're pro-communist and then so then if you if you're as a comedian say you're pro-communist

00:55:25.600 you can never complain that you're not selling enough tickets right because you can't oh well

00:55:30.080 good actually yeah maybe somebody else is making more money that's what communism is right oh i

00:55:35.140 hope somebody else gets that money not me i don't want it they never they never only want 15 people

00:55:41.100 there i mean it's just it's just any progress is going to be capitalist in nature absolutely it

00:55:50.180 has to be there's no progress in communism it just hits a wall if but poor leftists go well

00:55:57.380 oh so it's not progress that you can see a doctor for free i mean yeah but that comes with that

00:56:04.580 what are what are they called seven hour wait yeah and they decide that uh we can't it's too

00:56:12.260 expensive to fix you you gotta die yeah here's a capitalist doctor goes we as long as you're

00:56:17.760 paying me in whatever it's gonna cost we'll save your life or try to yeah whereas what's the

00:56:23.700 incentive to save somebody's life if it's everybody's the same everybody everything's

00:56:28.100 free there's no there's no incentive they just go yeah you we could have saved them but i mean

00:56:32.260 fuck we had they hate incentive they hate they want to remove that from the human consciousness

00:56:37.880 that you work to build something yeah they hate that i don't like none of them can do any of that

00:56:44.340 i used to work at a place i used to work it was a commercial real estate office leasing place and

00:56:50.480 they would give handout we call it handouts one guy was really funny who worked there

00:56:56.920 she would always some he would always make fun of the guys who got the the older partners in

00:57:02.640 the company would give them a deal to work on with them and just i'll bring you in you get an

00:57:07.600 extra 10 grand or whatever and and this guy that i worked with peebles his name was chris peebles

00:57:14.080 and peeps and he didn't give a fuck he said fuck he was a ruthless sales guy but he didn't give a

00:57:19.320 fuck and you'd see the guy who got the day go oh so it's the handout king yeah how about you bend

00:57:24.860 know yeah you just make oh you got a handout yeah you know you're not you're not a real sales guy

00:57:29.660 you don't fucking do anything for yourself you're just a little bitch that knows the fucking guy

00:57:33.080 works here and gets here's your little handout and it's i mean and then there'd be i would be

00:57:39.140 killing it and doing all these and i go why am i why wouldn't you give a handout to a guy who's

00:57:43.180 already doing well right and then the guy who's just struggling fucking let him go that's that's

00:57:49.420 capitalism he's oh you suck we tried you you didn't do good enough we'll help the guy who's

00:57:55.160 already that the help will actually help him when you help somebody who's helpless that they don't

00:58:00.320 do anything that's the whole thing that we're talking about you give money to these poor people

00:58:03.600 and nothing happens if anything they should give the rich people should get welfare i agree

00:58:10.460 they should get an extra million dollars a year hell yeah hell yeah i agree their pains they're

00:58:16.920 supporting and mom supports like 18 of us she needs more money people are expected to pay all

00:58:22.120 the tax and over and above that i mean well they give back which is usually because they want to

00:58:28.380 pay less tax but the you know but who cares but that's how that's why that is like that that's

00:58:36.080 the incentive to do a good thing you'll get you know hey you either give it to the government

00:58:40.020 and they get to choose what to do with it or you pick the cause of your choice and you get to

00:58:44.920 so it's the same difference right i don't remember what my point no we're talking about

00:58:49.520 meritocracy but meritocracy rich people getting welfare you get to choose what you want to support

00:58:54.480 and that's how it should be and they're you know in the it's i think people should be penalized

00:59:01.860 what if they're penalized like how what did you learn um what did you learn and educate yourself

00:59:08.280 this week nothing okay well then you owe me money that that should would be a good government i

00:59:14.600 i think right well people who go i mean i had this horrible you just sat on your ass and smoked

00:59:20.700 weed and bitched about the jews i'm sorry you're gonna have to pay up i like that actually there

00:59:27.280 was this woman in this female comedian in canada and oxymoron was in an alleyway and she used to

00:59:34.100 be such a fan of mine when before covid and you know oh you're so funny we love watching you her

00:59:40.300 and this gay guy that were friends that were comedians they loved me and then covet happened

00:59:44.780 she went like far far far you know everything right and never you never a lot of people never

00:59:51.960 come back from that and i saw her in the alley and i she's like so why you like living in america

00:59:56.500 better than here i'm like well yeah you pay less taxes and get you know and then she's like oh but

01:00:02.160 i think we need to pay more taxes here and what and then so but she was basically arguing that

01:00:06.960 if you're a successful comedian and you live in canada on your own by your own volition you

01:00:12.260 should have to pay for the other comedians who have no career right to get grants from the

01:00:18.840 government to be able to continue to do their shitty comedy that nobody's watching right it's

01:00:24.260 like what the fuck are we even that's not even an entertainment business anymore it's just strict

01:00:29.540 pure propaganda pure it's it's really it's disturbing it is disturbing no it's disgusting

01:00:37.040 this idea that oh well you're doing well on your own would we got to help these people nobody knows

01:00:41.100 about there's a reason nobody knows who they are i mean right yeah they suck that's right

01:00:46.100 that's why i think another one in my re-established uh republic of the united states that you know i

01:00:54.660 redo uh all obese antifa women for their weekly checkup it'll be like how much of your hoarded

01:01:05.260 food did you share with the less fortunate none you're gonna have to fucking pay up bitch

01:01:12.820 yeah i mean that's part of oh if you can make communists actually pay for poor people they

01:01:18.220 would stop being communist tomorrow see i think that there's a solution in common sense right

01:01:23.640 you just have to bend shit a little bit isn't that what comedy does yeah i mean comedy is

01:01:32.060 fun it's the most fun thing that i'd get to do and i love making people laugh at this stuff

01:01:37.300 because it's i mean you know people watch podcasts and go oh he didn't laugh the whole time well

01:01:43.640 that's why you got to go to the show i mean this is a conversation right yeah but people just think

01:01:47.340 every no we went to your show we were i could not stop laughing we were in tears it was fun

01:01:53.100 thank you for coming it was it was brutal genius i just love you i love i love to watch you

01:02:00.800 i've watched most everything you've done and it's just on another level i think you saved comedy

01:02:07.160 for comedy's sake and for what it's supposed to be supposed to shake you up and make you think

01:02:12.680 laugh at yourself which nobody fucking can do anymore but uh we're all just a bunch of

01:02:20.180 fucking idiots aren't we i make myself laugh still like just silent like i'll just be sitting

01:02:26.320 and think of not always something i didn't think but somebody else said something and i just

01:02:30.940 remember it in their life can entertain yourself for god's sakes i mean people are out of their

01:02:35.260 minds that they can't just use this amazing thing to um you know laugh at things and horrible things

01:02:43.520 happen you have to be able to laugh you have to be able to find the humor oh you know i've you

01:02:48.500 know my my mom passed away it's like you know there's humor in it and that's the heel that's

01:02:55.400 that's how a smart person deals with stuff they have 100 fucking percent yeah if you're smart but

01:03:03.320 also wants to continue doing great things and and and continue to because it's a survival society

01:03:09.240 otherwise you're just done right yeah because there are smart people who just go you know if

01:03:13.360 something so horrible i get it you shut down check out even even the even lindsey clancy's

01:03:19.580 husband went for a little hike after the uh the kids are strength did you see that that they're

01:03:24.200 talking about he went how you went like a week after he went for a hike in costa rica but people

01:03:29.780 like that means he did it it's like or that means he was going to kill himself so he did something

01:03:33.680 random weird thing to get his mind off of it maybe he went and did a little hookers and blow

01:03:38.140 yeah what else i mean everyone grieves different you blow your brains out i mean that's

01:03:43.020 when something horrible happens well it's a survival mechanism which means someone that

01:03:46.540 does that wants to survive somebody who doesn't do that wants to die and quit that's the difference

01:03:51.520 so humor is great that means you want to live and you want to continue on well mine you've

01:03:56.560 inspired my whole new act you know i watch you because i'm like god damn if he can say that and

01:04:02.880 do that i'm gonna i'm gonna say what i really want to say yeah you should nothing's funnier

01:04:09.660 than that because every my favorite thing about i mean i loved your set we went but you you said

01:04:13.840 this thing on stage about how you basically all those horrible thoughts that we all have you just

01:04:19.300 do them on stage everyone else kind of hides from it and doesn't admit to it but that's good

01:04:23.460 you you you just you just say you lay your whole self bare yeah and that's just so vulnerable and

01:04:31.500 so uh fucking cool for a comic to really do that is uh that's you know it's ballsy as hell it's so

01:04:38.460 ballsy i think that i appreciate the everything that you guys have you know done and said about

01:04:45.500 me and and you know hanging out i think the number one thing is like just the movement the momentum

01:04:52.320 of like because people hold on to comedy for so long like they hold on to jokes for so like

01:04:58.220 comedians do right they're like they're like i'm still doing this bit from 2006 it's like you can't

01:05:04.360 do that especially now yeah with the internet and stuff and i mean sure you know that like the kill

01:05:10.400 your darlings line from like you know that line it's like it's like it was like an old hollywood

01:05:15.780 editing thing that they would say it's like you know because the editors would you know on those

01:05:20.840 old fucking machines where they'd be cutting up the p and they kill you they'd i love this part

01:05:26.140 but fuck it's gonna make it too and then just kill your darlings get rid but i i don't kill

01:05:31.160 my darlings but i release them yeah so it's doing really well we filmed it it's pretty good okay

01:05:38.560 fuck it put it out i'll do i'll figure something else out because otherwise uh you know especially

01:05:44.900 if you're doing i'm doing so many shows it's like you have to put out new material some people are

01:05:49.340 coming twice yeah i want them they're coming a second time a third time um it's got to be new

01:05:55.660 and then because then it's new they're like okay good i'm glad i can't i mean your output is

01:06:00.040 unbelievable you just have to kind of write and i have tons of ideas writing ideas and then you

01:06:07.000 have to just not be afraid to bomb on yeah on pick and choose those nights but it's like hey

01:06:13.900 i'm gonna kind of threw this together tonight and yeah fuck you i mean this is part you're

01:06:19.980 seeing the process you can yeah sorry sometimes you go to a show and you see your favorite comedian

01:06:24.120 and do the perfect set sometimes you see him have to kick somebody out sometimes you see him have to

01:06:29.160 build his act because he just put out an act and that's i think that's the most noble thing to do

01:06:36.000 for your crowd and for yourself as a comic is is be willing to just try something different

01:06:44.000 try that because it's that's how it happened yeah this new set that i'm doing started with me

01:06:48.920 i had a couple ideas then i sometimes i go fuck i'm sorry guys i forget what the hell oh yeah

01:06:54.040 there's okay and then you go and then they're still laughing that's the professional part

01:06:57.340 they're still laughing but in your mind you're like i'm bombing because this isn't what it's

01:07:02.080 going to be yeah but it's okay i like i like a little bomb moment i do too i like going into a

01:07:10.840 room nobody knows who you are and you just bomb it's great oh i couldn't do it's the best feeling

01:07:14.960 i do too i still like it it just does something for comics they go it just releases all the fear

01:07:21.740 like okay i lived through that now back on the horse it's a callus if i bomb like that that i

01:07:26.820 know the next show or whatever a couple shows later it's going to be like really good yeah

01:07:31.600 because you have those nights where you're performing like i'm really into this i'm really

01:07:34.760 doing and then you have nights where you're like i'm just a robot this isn't the best

01:07:38.540 thing i've ever done um then you remember as you're doing it you're doing kind of like going

01:07:46.260 through and then you're like i remember a couple nights ago when i did this and i was a little and

01:07:50.940 And then it comes back because then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm having fun.

01:07:54.860 But I like that you're dangerous because the encroachment of the left, the two steps forward, one step back, all the stuff we've been talking about this entire episode, what they do is they prey on people who go, I don't want to be seen saying that.

01:08:07.900 I don't want to.

01:08:08.240 Yeah.

01:08:08.500 They got my guilt.

01:08:09.280 I'm not for killing gods and children, so I can't really defend.

01:08:12.340 They get in your emotions and they twist you so that you're bullied into silence.

01:08:16.920 So when someone like you goes on stage and says something horrible, it releases this pressure on all of us.

01:08:22.960 It's funny.

01:08:23.460 You're funny as shit.

01:08:24.280 But it's also, I don't know another word, like it's almost metaphysical.

01:08:27.640 It's like, thank fucking Christ I can say that now.

01:08:30.500 Someone else did.

01:08:31.220 I think comedy, people that are like attuned with it, you know.

01:08:37.300 You have to know weird people who are funny.

01:08:40.860 Weird.

01:08:41.560 Yeah.

01:08:41.740 In the sense that.

01:08:42.900 It's usually.

01:08:43.220 but those i could spend time with a weird funny person way longer than a not weird not funny

01:08:51.080 person yeah uh i don't care what weird shit they're doing but they're funny and i'm laughing

01:08:56.920 i mean my mom had a friend like that and he also covid raped his mind and then he got triple vaxxed

01:09:05.240 with astrazeneca and he had a blood clot his brain died and he was the funniest he was this gay guy

01:09:12.060 who lived in the apartment next to us and he would just he would just he would say horrible

01:09:16.320 things like he would just he would say all the bad words i'm not gonna say them here but you know

01:09:21.000 f you know for the gay f and you'd say the n-word and he would but he was just but because it was

01:09:28.240 like he'd come over to my mom's place and just let it all out oh there's the best people f bombs

01:09:34.820 in the elevator then he'd say oh there was some n-bombs just moved into the building and he gave

01:09:40.820 of shit smoking a joint and you'd be like oh christ if i can't stand this and that he's just

01:09:47.540 so honest he just didn't and it was i would cry because i'd just be at home with my mom 25

01:09:54.420 you know loser playing video games you just come over and just kill us just make us laugh so hard

01:10:00.740 you'd get my mom drunk he'd bring over wine he'd be pouring everybody i'm drinking drinking smoke

01:10:04.980 this is but it was just so that was and that was there were moments where i was laughing so hard

01:10:11.440 going this is that's real comedy that where you can't not laugh right yeah it's not about

01:10:17.280 you know laugh now hold the sign up no no real laughter's like you just said something that

01:10:25.780 like you said triggered every fucking emotion that i've had for my entire life and it just

01:10:31.140 boom and then that's that's that's that's the art yeah yeah that is the art i thought i saw

01:10:36.660 rickles was saying some hilarious thing about where you when he was being interviewed about

01:10:42.200 and he was talking about um what's his name new something went to the guy who's a very famous

01:10:48.580 comedian you know bob newhart um and he said you know bob newhart he's like a smart comic very

01:10:54.880 smart comic i you know i get laughs and that was and it was like it was so funny it killed you know

01:11:00.740 he's on late night some late night show and but it's yeah you just want to get laughs like you're

01:11:07.140 trying i'm trying to i'm not there there there is some messaging in it and it comes from just who i

01:11:14.180 am but it's you know there's people like you know every person who ever wrote a book like they just

01:11:20.360 wrote it because they were bored and they were like fuck i guess this is what i do now and then

01:11:24.500 people spend like a hundred years reading it going

01:11:26.520 no I think what he the image

01:11:28.420 and the symbolism and all that but

01:11:30.000 and I like and I used to write essays like in

01:11:32.340 university about that shit but it's all bullshit

01:11:34.420 it's just when they wrote it

01:11:36.020 they weren't thinking about I mean maybe

01:11:38.460 they did a little bit but there wasn't that much

01:11:40.500 symbol they were just we need to get this book done

01:11:42.460 that's how every artist me I gotta

01:11:44.500 get this hour done I gotta get this weekend

01:11:46.640 done and then they go oh my god

01:11:48.620 the way the innuendos

01:11:50.200 I don't know that's life

01:11:52.280 do you write every day though

01:11:53.920 i no no i mean i write ideas probably every couple days i don't know i i try to i some

01:12:03.220 i get in streaks of journaling and stuff where i kind of do the three pages a day thing and then

01:12:09.120 i'll stop for a while and then i'll write six pages but i don't know if any of that's like

01:12:12.880 used it's just junk yeah thoughts and angry and yeah that's mine is notebooks and notebooks filled

01:12:19.040 with bullshit but then and then you just think of a joke like i thought of this joke the other day

01:12:24.100 i don't know but it was i'll tell you after but it was like oh fuck that's gonna be because i i'm

01:12:29.140 about to film this new hour but i already have another new hour that i'm kind of thinking of

01:12:35.200 to keep adding amazing all the other shit for the next thing you're gonna film what we saw a couple

01:12:40.280 weeks ago right yeah yeah yeah that was we're gonna film it yeah get that on tape that was

01:12:44.600 that's gonna be we were that's gonna be we were crying especially oh my god did you hear me

01:12:50.820 screaming yeah everyone you guys were so funny you had so much fun everybody had a great that

01:12:55.280 was a great show it was one of the best of the weekend i like there's always some drunk bitch

01:13:00.400 that thinks she's gotta have a private yeah that was me now no but she's always gotta uh

01:13:07.700 get involved in your act there's always somebody trying to be like and that's why i do it and it's

01:13:13.720 like oh my and then it's so embarrassing because it's like everybody else is like oh my god we're

01:13:17.560 all having a good time and then and then i have to be a dick right because otherwise they keep

01:13:21.200 going right you gotta shut them down but i like that i uh don't you love hecklers i like telling

01:13:27.980 people to shut the hell up i mean who doesn't like that everybody wants to do that their job

01:13:32.460 i was uh i don't want to give the act away but the the kid at the airport oh my god i almost

01:13:41.300 dropped my bladder somebody was really mad at me about that in jersey some woman was this you know

01:13:46.720 some like trophy wife looking of course all done up and white woman she goes oh that's just a

01:13:52.980 horrible i care about children it's like oh yeah i have kids you know we all care about children but

01:13:58.120 this is it's adult humor yeah well the bit was this is another thing she deserved it the places

01:14:04.440 with that are trying to limit speech are very uh allowing lots of porn right like canada like

01:14:11.780 porn hub and all that's like in it's like headquartered in canada but it's like so you

01:14:17.040 can watch somebody get fucked in the ass but it's you don't want to hear but but a joke an idea

01:14:23.720 full of shit to be you can't have you can't have it like that you can't allow graphic porn

01:14:31.160 everywhere and then say but you can't have you can't have your thoughts about immigrants i mean

01:14:34.960 fuck you that's the very leftist thing actually it's bizarre it's there's so many contradictions

01:14:40.640 with what well they just love getting their uh self-righteousness all revved up because once

01:14:47.640 you could get to the self-righteous place you'll commit atrocities in a minute absolutely and

01:14:54.160 that's who they are i think they're just they just want to commit atrocities i see that i see the

01:14:59.520 faces even sometimes at the comedy club some there'll be one person who works there you can

01:15:03.220 just tell you know they got the haircut they got the fucking thing they don't know what they are

01:15:06.980 blah blah blah they just look at me like oh if i could just fucking kill you right now

01:15:11.760 and it's like i just made you the most money you've ever made tonight bitch you just made

01:15:17.260 uh i can't stand that when the staff is like about the material it's like they're all drunk

01:15:24.280 giving you wads of cash like i mean this is your job yeah you shouldn't care what the comedian's

01:15:31.260 material is it's just is he selling out or not you should be then they'll be so nice to some

01:15:35.860 loser that sold 35 tickets because he while he at least blanked on stage i'm always polite

01:15:42.960 offstage to them and tip and this and that so what's the you know it's i mean it's not all the

01:15:47.760 time but here and there stupid that's their ideal you shouldn't care what material if you

01:15:55.460 work at a venue what is happening on the stage right well but they do because they're um you

01:16:02.140 know communists well they rather make no money and be fired and take a stand and then be poor

01:16:07.580 the rest of their life than just suck it up and go you know some people like that i don't but i

01:16:11.700 like other things no they don't want us to laugh and be no they don't want people to have any

01:16:15.480 freedom that they don't sanction right they're self-appointed uh censors and just little tyrants

01:16:23.720 i hate them i just tell them right now you can go fuck yourself um you don't have any sense of

01:16:33.500 humor you don't know what's funny you hate comedy so you shouldn't even have a job at a comedy club

01:16:39.680 I think people should be able to say, my waitress or waiter was not humorous.

01:16:47.680 I'd like them fired.

01:16:49.660 In a comedy club, if the waiters aren't humorous.

01:16:53.720 It's awful.

01:16:55.240 Ah, fuck everybody.

01:16:57.220 Well, I love you.

01:16:58.500 You want to have like the Rainforest Cafe type waiter at a comedy club.

01:17:04.140 You know, like, hello, welcome to.

01:17:06.220 Yeah, you too, actually.

01:17:07.380 Welcome to the improv.

01:17:08.220 something's wrong with women something is deeply deeply wrong with women i saw some analysis about

01:17:17.000 this how like with the lindsey clancy thing that they're saying that women the reason they're all

01:17:21.760 doing it is because they don't think they it's a group think where they just they're trying to

01:17:26.280 impress other women in that group and whereas men are more willing to kind of take a stand and be

01:17:31.620 like no fuck all those people that because it's cooler as a guy to be outside the group in a way

01:17:36.200 whereas a woman it's not it's like oh no you're what group are you in no they're definitely more

01:17:42.540 conformist that as a as a sex sorry they are 1984 they taught you know it's all the whole thing that

01:17:50.580 women will be the strictest yeah conformist to the party yeah absolutely that's what that's what

01:17:58.580 it is that's why i dressed up like hitler in drag because it was the housewives that brought

01:18:04.320 hitler to power they were the ones saying uh kinder kitchen and whatever they're the ones

01:18:10.980 that brought the fucking irgc into iran it was all fucking that was leftist women that wanted

01:18:15.860 yeah a revolution they're turning into muslim women which is i mean they're okay with a lot

01:18:21.480 of shit right yeah i just saw some crazy thing in the uk a debate with the and the muslim women

01:18:28.680 were saying that so what's so wrong if you know like once you hit puberty that you know yeah yeah

01:18:35.940 you know it's like um and but then why not just stay in your own fucking country and do that then

01:18:42.760 what the hell do you want over here oh yeah money no free money they're colonizers well yeah they

01:18:47.500 are it's a new way to colonize through immigration absolutely it's working they've been doing it for

01:18:52.560 so this podcast one day

01:18:54.060 will be in a university course

01:18:55.580 yeah like I was saying

01:18:57.380 I said they replaced

01:19:00.020 Jimmy what's his name Kimmel

01:19:01.700 with Rosie because he wasn't manly

01:19:03.960 enough and

01:19:05.480 you know Rosie is so manly

01:19:07.760 that she's out there

01:19:09.640 calling out the

01:19:11.840 president of the United States

01:19:13.800 on you know

01:19:15.340 bandwidth that citizens pay

01:19:17.800 for

01:19:18.080 going yeah why don't you just

01:19:21.460 resign uh you know like a little um punk like a 12 year old boy punk won't you just resign huh

01:19:31.860 i truly don't think any of those people believe the shit that they're saying either i mean i

01:19:36.620 think deep deep maybe they won't admit it but deep down it's like okay yeah i know why everything

01:19:41.600 i'm doing is evil and fucked up they know well i think they do know and they're like you know i've

01:19:48.520 gotta pretend

01:19:49.900 to do this or I'll never work

01:19:52.600 again I have to do this act

01:19:54.300 it's like slavery

01:19:55.240 mental slavery where they go

01:19:57.800 you can be in the movie but

01:19:59.740 you're gonna have to suck some crap

01:20:01.640 whatever it is or you're gonna have to transition

01:20:04.360 like Ellen Page

01:20:05.660 she probably was going to the agent

01:20:08.040 going

01:20:08.560 chop this

01:20:13.300 roll these up

01:20:16.400 into that i never thought i'd see the day when women would uh you know get into such positions

01:20:23.540 of power that the proletariat would say whose pussy do i have to lick to get this job but it

01:20:31.100 has happened it's amazing no massachusetts and maryland and all these these states are woke

01:20:39.860 like you have no idea what does woke mean lesbian witch what do you think it means

01:20:45.600 i think it means just being extreme on every subject that you basically just have to be for

01:20:53.440 it's basically just far leftism i think it's emotional manipulation and you have you feel

01:20:58.260 guilty about yourself it's the opposite of based yeah there's based and there's woke everything

01:21:03.320 you do is if someone looks at you and goes that's a virtuous person you're just virtue signaling

01:21:07.040 well i think it's just hiding going i hope they don't find those pictures

01:21:11.340 yeah a lot of it is look at howard stern once once he saw this happen he went totally woke

01:21:17.120 because he knew he was going to get canceled he did all this shit for 20 years on air

01:21:20.480 he tried to get ahead of it i kind of commend him on one level he was smart but now he's woke

01:21:25.240 successful woke people are people that did not get successful woke yeah they got successful

01:21:32.880 saying whatever the walk they wanted doing whatever they wanted being all these amazing

01:21:36.680 characters being saying offensive things in movies and horrible words and or comedians and

01:21:41.980 and richard and i mean if and he luckily those guys didn't have to live through this but

01:21:48.900 then the people who are there or you know were famous and then all of a sudden this stuff happened

01:21:54.540 me too was kind of the beginning too and then it's like whose side are you on all of a sudden

01:21:59.460 right there was no side before it was just you're famous you say whatever the fuck you want you

01:22:03.760 you know you bob saget you can say horrible things at night but do a kid's show during the day or

01:22:08.880 family show carlin did a kid's show now it's like oh well he's offensive so that means he's

01:22:15.420 he can only ever be a millionaire with his own fans we're not going to help even though that

01:22:23.620 would help us and help everything and make society better and add to the culture of freedom of speech

01:22:28.780 and freedom of thought

01:22:29.840 and push back against all these horrible things.

01:22:32.280 But we're not going to do that

01:22:33.080 because Ellen Page is going to be in the movie.

01:22:38.140 And she knows how to do a podcast.

01:22:41.100 I'll tell you what.

01:22:42.000 She knows how to get in there and go,

01:22:44.480 oh, I might try out for the NBA.

01:22:51.360 I mean, it's just going to be a fucking break.

01:22:52.860 This is so stupid.

01:22:53.880 Let's get rid of all that shit.

01:22:55.040 I hope that now they're saying woke two is...

01:22:58.780 you know and they're saying even the woke like aoc going woke one was no good well you fucking

01:23:05.920 ruined people's lives and drove them to their death what do you mean it was no good now now

01:23:13.200 you're saying the shit same shit in a different dress i'm saying they feel guilty so they have

01:23:17.540 to virtue signal to cover up their guilt that's what i think wokeism is i think it's internal guilt

01:23:21.800 they shouldn't allow they're privileged white women they have a two they have a better than

01:23:25.440 anyone else and they feel guilty they stomp over the fucking minority oh did you see the new

01:23:29.960 hollywood thing where they're they're uh all uniting all the commies in hollywood to uh

01:23:35.300 release that bargoody terrorist that killed all those jews they want him released that's what

01:23:41.720 hollywood's up oh they love lindsey clancy they think hamas are freedom fighters i mean they're

01:23:45.420 completely inverted and it's it's pretty obvious that there's a a through line there

01:23:51.040 yeah it's a through line i forget what it was just but it was something they like criminals

01:23:56.080 and murder they are criminals and they hate people that are educated and successful that's

01:24:00.880 what it is they well they're educated there are people of other cultures who come to america and

01:24:07.140 they use the freedom and the democratic yeah nature of the system to do things that people

01:24:17.760 never did before that they're now doing because they have the freedom to do it freedom of speech

01:24:23.060 i can say that america should be destroyed and still become the mayor of dearborn michigan

01:24:28.000 but uh but on paper i think that but i that's my right but but i can't make a joke about it or

01:24:35.480 then it's people i mean i mean it's so beyond stupid and it'll be great to see what youtube

01:24:42.300 does with this broadcast

01:24:43.760 because we've said all the things

01:24:46.520 you're not supposed to say

01:24:47.620 just bleep them

01:24:48.640 bleep the swear words

01:24:50.880 I'm not going to bleep a fucking thing

01:24:52.620 I want YouTube

01:24:54.100 to do what they do best

01:24:58.140 and then they can kiss

01:25:00.560 my fucking fat

01:25:01.980 old wrinkled

01:25:03.500 angry ass

01:25:06.680 you guys are not going to get away

01:25:08.540 with this shit much longer

01:25:09.860 because there's a there's not a lot of comics though that will go as far as you do and that

01:25:17.040 i want to yeah and that i have and been smacked down for but you have to we have to do it right

01:25:23.260 there's comics going very far in you know in many directions and you know and i don't think there's

01:25:31.220 you know you comedians want to say things about for instance israel there's comics that their

01:25:38.400 whole act is about how israel's evil but if i make one joke in an hour-long act where i go

01:25:44.400 fucking kill him yeah i mean that's worse i mean or different or it's the same it's just people

01:25:50.040 like that okay go to that you like can't go to me i mean there's people who hate israel who come to

01:25:56.260 my shows and still have a great time i mean i don't like preach anything i'm just saying random

01:26:01.140 crazy stuff like my old friend stefan would have done and just you just go into a room with your

01:26:07.840 real friends and you say what you want to actually say or your family that's what we do and we're

01:26:12.600 hanging out here that's right that's what i mean at the end of the day is that not what that's part

01:26:17.280 of the entertainment business i mean that's kind of how it started but well and we're not uh owned

01:26:24.820 right we ain't known but i am for sale if you want me to stop saying this shit yeah i want to cash

01:26:31.980 in i want to sell out i want that to be the name of my next show sold out right i like it just to

01:26:38.700 say and then i'd be like you know the jews are a problem yeah you do really well that's basically

01:26:44.740 yeah you get better numbers ready to sell out at any moment well i've enjoyed uh having you on

01:26:51.600 again thank you thank you thank you for coming and you look so great because you're taking care

01:26:57.300 yourself yeah you lost like 80 pounds thing but it's just pure self-hatred

01:27:03.740 they try to cancel me and say that i'm a racist

01:27:07.100 gotta mean huh they can't get me with that jam

01:27:09.920 trying to take away my right to go and save this

01:27:13.180 well listen up cause this gun is going bad

01:27:15.780 with the facts facts facts facts

01:27:18.300 why they trying to turn becky into dead

01:27:21.720 you get

01:27:22.640 Screw Eminem, bitch, I'm Rosé

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - August 28, 2026

Ben Bankas ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #149

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