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00:00:49.080 Greetings, Americans.

00:00:51.220 How do you like that?

00:00:52.180 That's what I put a lot of thought into how it should be now.

00:00:55.280 Because I used to say greetings, earthlings and, you know, reptilians and what have you and what have you that's tuning in.

00:01:06.000 But now I'm just going to talk to Americans.

00:01:09.880 And Americans, you know, they're all over the world.

00:01:12.120 And people who love America and prayed for America, prayed for Trump to win, they're all over the world, too.

00:01:19.500 And they did a good job, even if they're not in America or Americans.

00:01:24.440 But then on the other side, a lot of people that are in America right now, they don't like America.

00:01:32.100 So that's pretty fucked up.

00:01:34.180 But anyway, we got a lot of work to do.

00:01:36.340 And we're going to do it today on here on the Roseanne Barr podcast where we fight on the mental level.

00:01:44.720 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.

00:01:46.500 Well, I mean, anybody who's in America and don't like America, you know, you're going to.

00:02:15.440 I don't know that don't seem right, that you would be somewhere you don't like.

00:02:20.600 It ain't right.

00:02:21.780 You should go someplace else that you do like more, like, you know, place may perhaps, you know, I don't know where, but it shouldn't be someplace you don't like.

00:02:31.980 And if you don't like the people and you don't like how the people are or how the people do, well, then, you know, you need to, you have two choices, two or three choices.

00:02:45.420 Number one is mind your own goddamn business, which is always the number one option, I feel, of any immigrant population.

00:03:02.700 That's what my immigrant grandparents and great-grandparents had to do.

00:03:10.320 So y'all should be doing that, too.

00:03:13.640 Why do you think you're better than us?

00:03:18.340 You're talking legal immigrants, right?

00:03:21.860 You're trying to, is that Marxism 101 right there?

00:03:30.700 You try to, you try to make the law-abiding, righteous citizen the enemy.

00:03:39.700 And excuse the most horrific and repulsive crimes by your political street gangs.

00:03:51.020 That's Marxism 101.

00:03:53.700 And America's like, America needs to understand what's at risk.

00:04:00.460 And I guess it did.

00:04:01.960 I'm happy.

00:04:03.020 Well, you could just look at Europe and see what's at risk or Venezuela.

00:04:06.600 I mean, there's plenty of examples to see what happens if we do what they, what our enemies or even American Democrats want.

00:04:17.140 When you actually follow that model, there's real-world examples of where that goes.

00:04:21.700 And none of them are good.

00:04:23.620 You know, I didn't even know about how skank the, you know, I was raised to be a red diaper baby and be a big old socialist by my socialist family.

00:04:33.380 Yeah.

00:04:34.020 Until I read about the things that socialists did to people.

00:04:42.060 Oh, my God, it's horrific.

00:04:44.140 And, you know, of course, they want to censor all of that and rewrite history.

00:04:50.580 And it's all about rewriting history and causing bloodshed, rewriting history.

00:05:00.040 And, you know, there just seems that there should be a better way to do it.

00:05:04.140 You don't have to do that anymore, you know.

00:05:06.560 There's a smarter way to make things work better for all people in the world besides military force, which is, you know, the planet of the apes mentality.

00:05:22.380 Or you've got to crack down on people and arrest them because they might be reading or speaking to each other, you know.

00:05:29.600 And then at the end, what's so sad about that movie, there lies the Statue of Liberty.

00:05:35.280 Yeah.

00:05:35.600 And, of course, it was 2,000 years or something in the future.

00:05:39.900 Mm-hmm.

00:05:40.460 It's already here.

00:05:42.440 Yeah.

00:05:42.700 But then you think about the Statue of Liberty and all that, thinking about all that and going down that rabbit hole.

00:05:50.460 Boy, are we brainwashed from birth on.

00:05:55.860 Our first breath, we're brainwashed.

00:05:58.200 Is that the, when you talk about the Statue of Liberty, you'd done that on one of these episodes where someone was talking about how it was a symbol of Satan or something.

00:06:09.160 Are we talking, is that what you're talking about?

00:06:10.500 I don't remember.

00:06:11.160 Oh, yeah.

00:06:11.380 There's so much out there to read about it.

00:06:14.140 Like, is it a symbol of Lucifer?

00:06:16.980 Because that's the light bearer.

00:06:20.360 Oh, yeah.

00:06:20.980 She has the torch.

00:06:21.920 Yeah, but she has this one chain around her one foot, which is connected to the chain around another statue's foot that's Lucifer or some crap.

00:06:33.420 You know, all they do is make idols and have rituals on certain days, and they are very reptilian with it.

00:06:44.820 They can't help their self because they need certain things to live.

00:06:54.160 That's what the whole vampire story is about.

00:06:58.020 Why do you think that's so, why do you think that's so popular?

00:07:05.180 Yeah, all lore.

00:07:07.020 Vampire story from Hollywood and all of that, it's always the sexuality of the vampire, the seducer, you know.

00:07:16.680 They always do that.

00:07:19.460 I mean, because it's for real.

00:07:22.660 Yeah, they're always sexy vampires in Hollywood, which is very telling.

00:07:27.660 It's never like some disgusting old freakish vampire, you know what I mean?

00:07:33.580 We talk about that all the time.

00:07:35.180 Yeah, no, there is conditioning.

00:07:36.520 I think that.

00:07:37.620 I think that the vampire movies are.

00:07:39.240 Yeah, to make it sexy, like, hey, it's cool when somebody's tempting your soul.

00:07:44.280 Somebody's trying to get you to get addicted to something and do wrong and go against your best options in life.

00:07:51.240 That's sexy.

00:07:52.660 Somebody's really fucking with your ability to stay alive, ladies.

00:07:57.600 That's how dumbed down they got it.

00:08:01.380 That's how evil.

00:08:02.980 They got us that stuff.

00:08:04.480 And then what do vampires live off?

00:08:08.380 Huh?

00:08:08.540 What do vampires live on and require in the lore?

00:08:13.940 Human blood.

00:08:14.660 In the vampire lore?

00:08:16.200 Yeah.

00:08:17.280 Blood.

00:08:17.620 And spirit.

00:08:20.740 Yeah.

00:08:21.660 Because they say, well, blood was a code for human spirit.

00:08:26.500 Because, of course, they don't have any human spirit.

00:08:30.720 Right.

00:08:31.320 So they're looking to suck that out of somebody else.

00:08:35.100 Yeah.

00:08:35.340 But it also could mean blood.

00:08:40.440 Could mean blood, you know?

00:08:42.300 Well, in the vampire lore, it's literal blood.

00:08:44.760 That there's bloodsuckers from your neck.

00:08:46.380 And that's how they stay young.

00:08:47.760 I mean, when you actually look at it, you're like, holy shit.

00:08:49.700 They've been showing us all along.

00:08:51.400 And we thought it was.

00:08:51.860 How long have I been saying that?

00:08:55.420 We've been saying.

00:08:56.040 Well, you've been saying it for a long time.

00:08:57.280 I only noticed this after talking to you.

00:08:59.500 The first time I knew it was true was when I read Anne Rice's interview with a vampire.

00:09:05.740 That's when I knew that it was all true.

00:09:11.300 Yeah.

00:09:11.740 It is true.

00:09:12.380 She's such a great writer.

00:09:14.260 I don't like how she went way out there too far for me.

00:09:18.920 But that book was incredible.

00:09:21.160 Well, vampires need human blood to survive and to stay young.

00:09:28.540 And they lie and they coax you.

00:09:30.760 And they can't be in the sun.

00:09:32.640 They can't have no sunlight.

00:09:34.840 And they have no reflection.

00:09:37.080 Transparency.

00:09:38.040 Yeah.

00:09:38.500 No reflection.

00:09:39.780 No reflection.

00:09:40.840 They definitely have no self-reflection.

00:09:43.220 There you go.

00:09:44.080 Because they can't change what a vampire is.

00:09:47.060 It's just somebody who wants to look a certain way so they can get their victims and then they'll cover it up for them.

00:10:01.780 Because they're good looking, famous enough, and they make enough money for bigger vampires that they can get away with murder.

00:10:10.500 They can kill their wife or whatever, get away with it out there.

00:10:15.800 And you notice they're always wealthy.

00:10:18.600 You've never seen a movie where the vampire is poor.

00:10:21.080 It's like, hey, I'll work for blood.

00:10:24.660 They're always in a big mansion.

00:10:26.340 They're always very Harvey Weinstein.

00:10:27.920 Oh, my God.

00:10:28.560 I should dress up.

00:10:29.580 Remember that one time when I dressed up and I went and stood in Beverly Hills with that sign?

00:10:36.300 I will do comedy for chocolate cake.

00:10:43.980 I think it was I will work.

00:10:45.800 I will work.

00:10:46.300 I'll look it up.

00:10:47.420 I will work for chocolate cake, I think you said.

00:10:49.320 But anyway.

00:10:50.700 This would be like I would work for.

00:10:54.240 No, I forgot the idea.

00:10:55.480 The point is, I think Hollywood's been telling us and showing us who they are for a long time through vampire movies and lore.

00:11:02.200 And it was their version of getting consent because none of us, we talk about consent all the time.

00:11:06.240 Yeah.

00:11:07.580 None of us said, hey, this is freaky.

00:11:09.300 We're like, ooh, they are sexy.

00:11:10.960 Vampires are cool.

00:11:11.640 I'm going to dress up like a vampire for Halloween.

00:11:13.060 And Hollywood's like, let's keep raping kids and sucking their blood and making movies.

00:11:18.220 And we just went along with it.

00:11:19.600 And that was only until like last year where we were like, holy shit, they were asking and forcing consent to do this because they really do do this.

00:11:26.500 We're going to lose our YouTube demonetization.

00:11:30.340 Well, a very small percentage of them do it.

00:11:35.040 I mean, a very small percentage of them do it.

00:11:39.960 However, in the larger sphere of things and people at the very tip top of things, you know, it's just an old pharaonic.

00:11:51.100 It's just feudalism.

00:11:53.300 Yeah.

00:11:53.500 It's a pyramid structure, a pyramid scheme.

00:11:59.280 And, you know, there's a few at the tippy top and a lot at the bottom.

00:12:03.700 And to keep the lot at the bottom, you got to crush them.

00:12:07.840 And you can't like, I told you that one princess I talked to, why she didn't like, why the royals didn't like the Jews.

00:12:17.240 What did she say?

00:12:18.940 Well, because they started telling everybody all this democracy shit.

00:12:22.560 And the people ended up with nothing, way less than they had when they lived under, you know, a decent king or monarch.

00:12:31.280 So they destroyed all the monarchies with democracy, which is like mob rule and the worst thing in the world.

00:12:39.740 And, you know, that's Marxism 102 when you paint mob rule as civility.

00:12:47.020 Wasn't that what the Bolsheviks did?

00:12:50.300 Yeah.

00:12:51.660 See, no one's ever put it like that.

00:12:53.260 That's why I love you.

00:12:54.740 Because a lot of people hate Jews because of the Bolsheviks.

00:12:58.120 I follow a lot of the alt-right Nazi accounts.

00:13:01.580 And they say this is the Jews behind all this shit.

00:13:04.860 And I'm like, hey, I love democracy and I love Western ideals and I love Israel for that reason.

00:13:08.980 And then they keep saying it, but I never really thought about it.

00:13:11.120 Like, it doesn't work.

00:13:13.320 Democratic republics work, but mob rule does not work.

00:13:17.720 That's true.

00:13:18.080 Never.

00:13:19.240 Wow.

00:13:20.420 No, democracies are shit.

00:13:22.820 Yeah.

00:13:24.080 Democracies are, you know, they love them because they all end up with, you know, three families at the top and everybody else is starving.

00:13:30.900 That's a democracy.

00:13:32.380 Like I said, Hitler, Germany was the greatest democracy that ever was.

00:13:36.700 Remember that speech I gave?

00:13:38.660 Yeah.

00:13:39.780 I need to start compiling my speeches so people can access them and see what I have to say.

00:13:45.820 But, yeah, Nazi Germany was the greatest democracy ever.

00:13:50.100 They were consuming themselves.

00:13:59.060 It was like, that was like what I thought was behind that.

00:14:02.780 A lot of Hollywood movies is that, you know, the not just a vampire thing, but the cannibal thing too.

00:14:11.520 To go ahead and, like, you know, consume everything around you from things to other humans.

00:14:21.540 Yeah.

00:14:21.700 You know, then they start making serial killers be the heroes and sexy at the same time when the shit was going on, you know.

00:14:29.520 I think they just do social experiments on people and keep a lot of records and then see how they can destroy a whole community and take bets on who dies which way.

00:14:45.440 Because they're not like us.

00:14:46.940 They're nothing like us.

00:14:48.640 They don't have no ethics.

00:14:50.580 They don't care about nothing.

00:14:52.840 Are you?

00:14:53.200 They're not.

00:14:53.540 I'm convinced they are not human.

00:14:57.880 I don't think.

00:14:58.400 Well, vampires aren't human.

00:15:00.060 They're demons without a soul.

00:15:01.680 But real quick, are you cold?

00:15:02.780 You're shivering a little.

00:15:05.600 Are you cold?

00:15:07.740 I'm not really cold, but I'm just thinking about these concepts makes me shiver.

00:15:13.140 Okay.

00:15:13.600 Well, I was going to say put a jacket on or something.

00:15:15.740 You're freaking me out.

00:15:17.580 Well, when I get into like that, I get like.

00:15:20.800 Well, I stayed at that house with you yesterday and it was like 55 degrees in there.

00:15:24.340 I kept telling you it was cold and you're like, you're cold?

00:15:26.920 Is it cold?

00:15:28.040 Maybe it is.

00:15:28.600 Yeah.

00:15:28.940 Okay.

00:15:29.600 Yeah, please.

00:15:30.300 I worry about you.

00:15:32.640 I never know what cold is anymore.

00:15:35.740 Wait.

00:15:35.840 No.

00:15:36.380 Well, I can tell by you shivering that you're cold.

00:15:41.460 All right.

00:15:41.940 There you go.

00:15:42.680 There you go.

00:15:43.400 All right.

00:15:43.700 Anyway, we have to break for an ad any minute, but I want you to continue because this is

00:15:49.120 really good.

00:15:50.060 Did you ever see Lord of the Rings?

00:15:52.600 No.

00:15:53.640 You're reading Tolkien.

00:15:55.020 A lot of it is like the trees.

00:15:57.360 And when you look at it like that, that perfect democracy, it is really about just burning

00:16:02.280 everything up, taking everything from other earths, just running like, like blitzkrieg

00:16:08.460 and like the Germans did.

00:16:09.540 It is not a human, you know, sharing the space of the earth.

00:16:13.700 It's all consuming.

00:16:15.660 And it's what a lot of liberals think capitalism is, but it's actually way worse under socialism.

00:16:21.540 That's what it is.

00:16:22.340 That's what they're afraid of.

00:16:23.200 And we agree with them on that.

00:16:25.500 Right.

00:16:26.400 Am I, am I over the target?

00:16:29.560 Yeah, I think so.

00:16:31.180 Yeah.

00:16:31.480 Well, let's break for our first ad.

00:16:35.500 I mean, you can make a lot of money in destruction and then turn around, say you had a change of

00:16:43.360 heart and now you want to be a builder and not go to hell between the two, but somewhere

00:16:51.220 you need to go to hell between the two.

00:16:54.920 If you're rushing in to buy disastrous land where people's, you know, it was their blood

00:17:03.820 lived there, like in Maui.

00:17:06.220 Yeah.

00:17:06.700 And you're, you're still thinking buy low, sell high, man.

00:17:13.220 You're just, you're just like, like, you know, you're a fucking demon, man.

00:17:19.820 You got to go.

00:17:21.460 Do us all a favor and say your nightly prayers and pray that God will just take your soul right

00:17:27.460 now before the law gets a hold of you.

00:17:30.380 You know, what's even worse is like economic hit, man, the American government and CIA have

00:17:38.440 employed.

00:17:39.140 They've had these people whistleblow what they do to countries.

00:17:41.880 And it is by design.

00:17:44.580 We go into other countries.

00:17:46.020 We loan out this money.

00:17:47.840 They can't pay it back.

00:17:48.840 We collapse our economy.

00:17:50.020 We take over and then we sell it off for parts.

00:17:52.880 It's like, it's an actual economic plan and they're open about it.

00:17:58.600 It's not, it's not even something.

00:18:00.100 It's not even a conspiracy theory.

00:18:01.180 Like this is actually the plan that our government and a lot of governments do.

00:18:06.060 That's how the state consumes private industry.

00:18:10.860 That whole bullshit concept that I said, Marxism is the inverse of vulture capitalism.

00:18:19.520 They're all the same fucking bullshit thing, man.

00:18:22.820 Yeah.

00:18:23.180 It's that you'd.

00:18:23.660 How do you do something else?

00:18:25.400 I really think something else is going to happen.

00:18:28.080 I told you that it's the third thing.

00:18:31.540 Did you see the old decrepit?

00:18:33.700 I shouldn't say it that way.

00:18:35.540 The old Pope there being wheeled in his law.

00:18:40.900 And what is it?

00:18:41.800 What do you call those things?

00:18:45.160 Wheelchair.

00:18:46.060 Yeah.

00:18:46.340 He's being wheeled along there and he declares the jubilee and they open the secret doors there that they never have opened there in the inner sanctum there of the Vatican there where the Pope lives in Vatican City.

00:19:07.800 It's its own nation.

00:19:09.400 So he comes out and he declares this is the year of the jubilee.

00:19:15.900 This just happened?

00:19:17.540 Yeah.

00:19:18.100 That's what I've been watching.

00:19:19.720 So I didn't know any of this other info that was going on about inaugurated or nothing.

00:19:28.620 Well, let me catch you up.

00:19:30.260 But let's let's do this ad real quick.

00:19:31.900 I'm going to catch you up on the world news.

00:19:33.060 I was just glad Trump won.

00:19:34.280 And after that, I I figured I'd see the speech on I could watch that at night when I couldn't sleep, you know.

00:19:42.060 But I didn't, you know, watch the whole thing.

00:19:47.540 Well, that's what this podcast episode is.

00:19:49.600 These are my favorite when it's just you and I because I basically tell you what's going on in the world.

00:19:53.700 And I know I have no idea because I've been like I've been watching the Pope and what what Biden tried to do to the Jewish people on his way out the door.

00:20:05.980 Yeah.

00:20:06.860 And then like that was just despicable and upsetting.

00:20:10.160 And then seeing the next day, Trump's like, oh, no.

00:20:14.800 I mean, the world press is just exposing themselves for being.

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00:21:35.520 I'm going to catch up on the news, but I want you to finish your thoughts because I kind of cut you off.

00:21:39.520 Sorry, but the Biden exit strategy with Israel that's got you upset.

00:21:44.600 Basically, you've been obsessed with Israel and Gaza and and stuff.

00:21:51.160 You don't even know what's going on in the world.

00:21:52.960 Like I called you to tell you about Larry Ellison and all the stuff Trump's doing.

00:21:56.240 You're like, what did he do?

00:21:57.820 No, I don't hear any of this shit.

00:21:59.900 Yeah.

00:22:00.100 You've been on the you've been in deep research mode.

00:22:03.480 So what did you find with Biden and his exit strategy with Israel?

00:22:06.720 And then I'll catch up on the news.

00:22:10.640 It's just too repulsive to even fucking compute to equivocate hostages with terrorists.

00:22:26.460 That is fucking so immoral.

00:22:29.560 I mean, they're going to hell.

00:22:30.920 You'd believe that way.

00:22:32.160 There's no hope.

00:22:33.260 And you're going straight to fucking hell.

00:22:34.820 I can tell you, if you are going to equate rapists, murderers, butchers with the people who are taken as hostages from their homes and say this is an equal trade and that those terrorists get to go right back to where they lived when they did it.

00:23:04.100 Right.

00:23:05.580 And of course, we hailed as heroes because they've been told they won.

00:23:09.980 Right.

00:23:10.500 They won because of October 7th.

00:23:13.380 And that's what Biden wanted to happen.

00:23:17.800 Yeah.

00:23:18.320 I did find it really interesting to watch.

00:23:21.680 That is some fucking.

00:23:23.780 Well, it also wasn't an equal trade.

00:23:25.100 It wasn't like one hostage for one.

00:23:26.880 No, it was like one hostage for a hundred or some terrorists.

00:23:31.360 Forty.

00:23:31.880 So in the eyes of the world government.

00:23:34.800 But it just shows.

00:23:35.900 It just shows.

00:23:37.100 And then when Israel goes fine, from now on, we will execute everyone who we arrest.

00:23:45.680 So you won't be doing that again.

00:23:48.560 Then they'll scream bloody murder for that.

00:23:50.760 But they never see that, you know, accelerating brutality causes accelerating brutality against them.

00:23:59.000 The people are not going to just sit and take it.

00:24:02.840 No.

00:24:02.900 But your people do.

00:24:05.780 We can't figure that out.

00:24:07.460 Why?

00:24:07.880 Except for that it's like gangs in East L.A. where you go door to door and scare the fuck out of everybody.

00:24:14.760 Make their kids sell drugs for you and work in tunnels.

00:24:18.920 We know you do that.

00:24:19.960 Use them as soldiers.

00:24:21.020 We know how you do.

00:24:22.540 You use terror on your own people.

00:24:24.040 But in Israel, they don't do that.

00:24:26.300 So that's a real interesting war.

00:24:29.780 And it's one that has to be won.

00:24:32.380 It can't.

00:24:33.300 It ain't congruent to be living on the same area doing that.

00:24:39.140 So it will be won.

00:24:42.140 And you can cry all you want is my prediction.

00:24:46.800 But you don't want none, don't start none.

00:24:50.160 And when you lose.

00:24:51.280 Well, I kind of.

00:24:55.040 Talk about it.

00:24:55.880 You start in the shit.

00:24:56.820 That's what you wanted.

00:24:57.660 That's what you got.

00:24:58.940 Yeah.

00:24:59.620 Now you're calling yourself victors.

00:25:02.340 You want to taunt that motherfucker even worse?

00:25:06.780 Well, how is it that they were victorious when just a week ago they were victims of a genocide?

00:25:11.600 And it was funny to watch people dancing in the street in nice clothes.

00:25:15.620 They weren't tattered.

00:25:17.060 They all looked well fed.

00:25:18.180 They're all bad in hell, too.

00:25:19.340 They all need Jenny Craig with their starvation.

00:25:22.500 Well, they've been stealing.

00:25:23.920 They've been stealing the supplies Israel was giving the Palestinians and eating them and shooting any Palestinian that tried to eat the food.

00:25:29.420 But they're out there going, yeah, we survived the genocide.

00:25:31.680 Some guy posted, I survived the genocide.

00:25:33.520 He's 180 pounds.

00:25:35.340 And I'm like, well, have you ever seen anyone that actually survived a genocide?

00:25:39.740 They don't look like that.

00:25:41.160 They're not in clean clothes out in a fucking lawn chair.

00:25:43.420 People have been had and bullshitted.

00:25:46.300 And what's really sad, actually, about all this is that both the left and the right are falling for this.

00:25:52.680 Usually it's one side or the other.

00:25:54.040 The left is an idiot.

00:25:55.420 The right's been smart.

00:25:56.420 But now there's a convergence of retard from each side.

00:25:59.800 And that's what's most terrible.

00:26:01.060 You know, they're all competing for that hillbilly Nazi dollar.

00:26:05.380 Yeah.

00:26:05.940 And they're proud for it, too.

00:26:07.360 Like Candace Owen, she can't wait for she to get more clicks from them.

00:26:11.220 Yeah.

00:26:11.380 Excuse me.

00:26:12.200 She's happy to get those clicks.

00:26:14.240 And so is the other side in all of them.

00:26:16.680 And they will get a lot of clicks.

00:26:18.900 Yeah.

00:26:19.560 Hello?

00:26:21.240 Oh, yeah.

00:26:21.600 But, you know, at a certain point, you know, you'll have to give the devil his due.

00:26:31.600 If you're going to go testing the devil like that, you're going to have to give the devil his due.

00:26:37.160 And you are testing the devil like that, trying to call the, you know, trying to spout Iranian propaganda and Muslim Brotherhood bullshit and call that, you know, conservative.

00:26:58.600 Uh-uh.

00:26:59.080 I'm sorry.

00:26:59.700 I won't let you do it, sweetheart.

00:27:01.160 And that will probably end up with me being silenced by Trump's thing because he ain't doing shit about it.

00:27:09.120 But whatever.

00:27:10.340 I'm here not to be in the inner circle.

00:27:13.720 I'm here to police the inner circle.

00:27:17.140 And I do have a voice.

00:27:18.840 And that is how I will use it.

00:27:20.880 I'm not.

00:27:22.240 Trump, we elected him to do what we want him to do.

00:27:26.860 And he knows that.

00:27:28.020 And we're going to trust him to do it.

00:27:29.840 But, you know, some of these things, they need to be talked about.

00:27:33.680 And he needs to, you know, he likes to do, you know, pressers.

00:27:39.820 So, you know, he needs to be asked those kind of questions.

00:27:44.420 Absolutely.

00:27:45.560 And I want to be one of the people to ask him those questions because I wouldn't let him, you know, and I wouldn't let nobody off easy.

00:27:53.320 I don't do that.

00:27:55.260 But I also am not hard to anyone.

00:27:58.800 I just want the truth.

00:28:00.820 And so far, I think I have gracefully got the truth from a lot of important people.

00:28:09.380 And I'm happy to have done it.

00:28:11.420 And I think we did a really good job in changing a lot of people's minds over, what, seven years and bringing them to more to the middle and to MAGA.

00:28:23.840 You know, what does it mean to be for your own family, your own self, your own community, your own nation?

00:28:33.860 What does that mean?

00:28:36.200 That means a total divestment of all the Marxist bullshit that's been forced down our throats, our kids' throats, and their throats since the Kennedy assassination.

00:28:48.200 That's how it's going to go, you know, but it's nearing the end.

00:28:54.740 Well, I hope so.

00:28:55.920 I'll tell you, Trump today announced an investment with Larry Elson of Oracle, and I forget the guy's name, OpenAI, the company that murdered a whistleblower last week.

00:29:07.580 And it's got a lot of people that support Trump, upset, myself included.

00:29:11.500 And I know you've missed this news.

00:29:13.220 And yes, we know Trump has to make deals, and we understand he's the president of the United States now, and we're not going to love everything he does.

00:29:21.780 There's bipartisanship, all that stuff.

00:29:23.820 With that said, dealing with people that are purely satanic and, like, murder whistleblowers is not really a good start, especially two days in.

00:29:34.860 And there was a lot that I liked about what Trump did in his first two days as president.

00:29:39.820 I love the speech.

00:29:40.680 I love the executive orders.

00:29:41.660 But this one has me and a lot of people upset.

00:29:45.800 I'll tell you, Drea D'Amato, Drea DeMatteo, for instance, texted me today.

00:29:49.460 Like, she's pissed off.

00:29:51.540 What is it?

00:29:52.320 I don't even know.

00:29:53.220 What is it about?

00:29:54.240 Well, it's just dealing with – it's like – and this is the thing about Trump that I don't like.

00:29:59.100 Like, I know you and I have had our disagreements.

00:30:00.720 What is it that everybody's upset with?

00:30:03.340 I don't know.

00:30:04.620 It's just – it's like he's working with Larry Elson of Oracle.

00:30:07.420 Oracle is –

00:30:08.140 Oh, they don't like Larry Elson?

00:30:10.240 Is that what it is?

00:30:11.360 No.

00:30:11.820 I mean, Oracle is, like, basically behind this neo-social credit movement in America, the shit that we did not vote for as MAGA.

00:30:20.480 We don't want our data tracked.

00:30:22.500 We don't want to be spied on.

00:30:23.920 We don't want to make fun of China.

00:30:25.740 Well, Oracle is heavily invested in doing that.

00:30:29.300 That's what they do.

00:30:30.020 They data mine.

00:30:30.740 They hold your stuff.

00:30:31.860 This is a guy we all hate as MAGA, and Trump's up there on stage going, hey, this guy's going to give us a big investment.

00:30:37.840 So that was not good.

00:30:39.220 But I understand that he's got to work with corporations, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:41.840 But the open AI, which, yes, AI is very important.

00:30:45.300 There is – it's important that we're on top of that.

00:30:47.840 But when you're siding with a company that literally murders a whistleblower, and it's not a conspiracy theory.

00:30:54.900 Like, it's pretty obvious that they did it.

00:30:56.660 That made a lot of us scared because we're the people that voted, like, hey, you're going to put RFK in.

00:31:01.360 We're going to drain the swamp.

00:31:03.240 And day two, he's got fucking Larry Elson and open AI there, like a whistleblowing, murdering, social credit corporatist in there.

00:31:10.580 Buddy, buddy.

00:31:11.440 It didn't – it was not a good look.

00:31:12.840 A lot of people are pissed.

00:31:13.700 Now, I'm not as pissed because I know that Trump is a capitalist.

00:31:17.940 I expect this kind of shit.

00:31:19.160 I knew this the first term.

00:31:21.140 It doesn't bother me as much because I didn't see Trump as, like, a deity.

00:31:25.620 But it certainly makes a lot of people –

00:31:27.240 No, he's smart, though.

00:31:27.520 He'll get him.

00:31:28.540 He'll be like, look, it's like Trump – you know, Trump will be like this.

00:31:32.640 Look, your shit ain't good for my brand.

00:31:36.580 Change it or lose the deal.

00:31:38.840 So he will.

00:31:40.200 A lot of people are saying that in defense of Trump.

00:31:42.340 But I just – I don't want to be one of those people that constantly defends Trump.

00:31:46.100 Like, I don't want to be a liberal with Biden.

00:31:47.660 Well, you have to keep defending him when it makes fucking sense.

00:31:51.960 But you also have to call out.

00:31:53.400 If it doesn't make sense, then don't.

00:31:56.620 Well, it's too early to tell if there's a 5D chess move or whatever.

00:31:59.880 I'm just saying it's not a good look, and a lot of people have the right to be upset.

00:32:02.600 And we have the right to call him in question.

00:32:04.560 Well, there were all these signs that people have missed.

00:32:06.840 Look it.

00:32:07.240 I'm opening this line, and there's –

00:32:09.940 I love – oh, there's –

00:32:11.340 There's –

00:32:12.340 The halo.

00:32:14.900 Well, I just wanted to let you know.

00:32:16.380 It's not doom and gloom, but, like, I want RFK.

00:32:19.560 I want to go after the FDA.

00:32:21.360 I want to drain the swamp.

00:32:22.740 I want to take pharmaceutical –

00:32:24.540 I want chemtrails taken care of.

00:32:25.980 I want my kids to drink clean water.

00:32:28.220 I don't want Oracle face scanning and making sure I tweet the right thing before I can take a shit in public.

00:32:33.800 So, that's made me a little nervous.

00:32:35.660 That's all I'm saying.

00:32:37.700 Maybe you see something different than I do, and that's fine.

00:32:40.220 Well, like I said when I gave my speech there on how I would use our strong army.

00:32:49.340 That Larry Ellison thing, why not these fucking perverts?

00:32:55.460 They should be under all that kind of shit with facial recognition.

00:32:59.560 All these fucking pedos and perverts and fucking half-wit criminal motherfuckers.

00:33:05.000 Hells, yeah, they should all be under that shit.

00:33:07.860 Just the rest of us that don't do anything wrong should not be.

00:33:12.460 I agree, but it never goes that way, though.

00:33:15.480 I mean, that's like – if you didn't do anything wrong, you don't have to worry.

00:33:17.920 The Patriot Act.

00:33:18.700 It's like – I would agree with you in spirit, but we all know when government gets involved,

00:33:23.140 it's never going to be doled out fairly.

00:33:25.260 They're going to choose who they like and don't.

00:33:26.920 They're going to fuck you, and that's scary.

00:33:28.680 That's all.

00:33:29.660 No, I know how to solve government.

00:33:31.460 You just get four women in a room.

00:33:35.980 That solves all government.

00:33:38.180 I've got that for you.

00:33:38.940 You can't even solve anything with four women in a room.

00:33:41.860 You can't even solve a basic math problem with four women in a room.

00:33:44.800 How are you going to solve government?

00:33:46.420 Because you're going to go like this.

00:33:47.940 Only one walks out of here alive.

00:33:50.160 That's how it's going to go.

00:33:52.460 Female thunder, though.

00:33:54.460 Hells, yeah.

00:33:55.720 And especially if I'm in there, bitches.

00:34:00.500 Mount Fuji aglow.

00:34:02.740 Just doing like a ring.

00:34:06.420 All right, let's be real.

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00:35:01.900 So that was the news with Trump.

00:35:06.640 Oh, my God.

00:35:07.400 But, yeah, a lot of people are pissed.

00:35:13.400 A lot of people are pissed, but I guess...

00:35:15.140 Because they don't like Larry Ellison?

00:35:16.960 Is that why they're pissed?

00:35:18.300 Yeah, I mean, it's Oracle, Ma.

00:35:19.800 It's like if Trump got up there with...

00:35:22.180 And it's as bad as, like, Bill Gates.

00:35:25.040 Oh.

00:35:25.840 The other one that pissed him off was the MRNA,

00:35:28.540 and I want to talk about that because I saw a lot of conservatives.

00:35:31.700 Aren't those the shots everyone hated?

00:35:34.360 Yeah, but let me bring a little bit of sanity back to this discussion

00:35:38.280 because I've seen a lot of MAGA getting pissed off about this.

00:35:41.620 Yeah.

00:35:42.660 And also other things, but let's only talk about what's important.

00:35:46.300 I don't care about the hand of the Bible.

00:35:47.480 That looked like just a snafu.

00:35:49.340 I know Melania was holding Lincoln's Bible.

00:35:51.520 I think it just started too quick.

00:35:52.560 I don't really care about it.

00:35:53.400 It's a little weird, but no, this was about the MRNA.

00:35:58.100 It's because he did not need to take the oath on the Bible

00:36:02.000 since he's never left.

00:36:03.720 He's always been the president.

00:36:05.600 Well, there you go.

00:36:07.220 There you go, people.

00:36:07.880 So he didn't need to do it.

00:36:08.860 You heard it here first.

00:36:10.100 He was president all along.

00:36:11.280 Why do you think he drove in on Air Force One to the inauguration?

00:36:18.980 Biden didn't do that.

00:36:20.100 Biden had to come in and baggage claim through Delta Airlines, but Trump came in to, you know,

00:36:29.100 Air Force One to get sworn in.

00:36:32.360 Think about it.

00:36:33.480 Well, some people said he was sworn in over the weekend because of security threats, but

00:36:36.800 it doesn't matter.

00:36:37.460 That's a whole other thing.

00:36:38.160 I just want to say the MRNA technology was originally developed to do, like, basically

00:36:45.400 a cancer vaccine.

00:36:47.160 Yeah.

00:36:47.760 And that technology, we all hate it now because everyone's heart exploded.

00:36:51.800 Fuck you, YouTube, with the vaccine.

00:36:54.480 But the COVID vaccine was using MRNA technology.

00:36:58.560 It wasn't the other way around.

00:36:59.700 So for Trump to get up and talk about MRNAs and cancer research and cancer vaccines, that

00:37:04.880 is actually not that scary.

00:37:06.560 I just want to be clear.

00:37:08.100 The COVID thing was bullshit.

00:37:09.620 Operation Ward 3 was bullshit.

00:37:11.880 Trump never wanted to mandate it.

00:37:13.240 So that one's the other one that's flipped everybody out.

00:37:15.260 But I'd like to say, let's just relax a little.

00:37:17.400 There's nothing wrong with MRNA technology on its face.

00:37:20.660 Obviously, you tested safely, which they didn't do for COVID, and we're not saying to do that.

00:37:27.540 But the technology for cancer vaccines, this is something I invested in five years ago.

00:37:31.880 Buck has been talking to you about this for almost 10 years.

00:37:35.600 This cancer vaccine research has been around a long time.

00:37:37.680 It's actually very promising and exciting.

00:37:40.460 That's why Martha Stewart had to go to prison.

00:37:43.680 Oh, really?

00:37:44.680 Why?

00:37:45.380 I didn't know that.

00:37:46.040 That was going to be, her brand was going to sell the cancer vaccine at Walmart.

00:37:52.980 Hmm.

00:37:54.960 Can't have that.

00:37:56.520 All right.

00:37:57.160 Well, anyway, I'm just catching up on that.

00:37:59.000 The other thing I need to catch you up on, although you already know, you had the number one hip-hop song in America this week.

00:38:06.720 You barely even talked about it.

00:38:08.640 I tell you.

00:38:10.220 I know.

00:38:11.320 That's how quick the news cycle is.

00:38:13.160 No, you're a rapper, and you haven't even talked about it publicly yet.

00:38:15.720 I know.

00:38:16.560 It was so exciting.

00:38:18.740 Can we talk about that for just five minutes?

00:38:20.860 Yeah.

00:38:20.920 We've got to have Tom back on with Nova and talk about how exciting.

00:38:27.200 Well, Tom McDonald, obviously, we love.

00:38:29.420 He's a friend of the show.

00:38:30.120 He's a friend of ours in real life.

00:38:31.700 I've been on the phone with him all week.

00:38:34.800 Yeah, I love Nova.

00:38:35.980 But Tom's my boy, and he's been really pushing it.

00:38:40.140 He wanted to get you that number one billboard plaque.

00:38:43.260 I don't know if that's going to happen.

00:38:44.800 But he's trying.

00:38:46.180 Whatever.

00:38:46.960 It's so sweet.

00:38:48.760 It's very sweet.

00:38:49.860 But here's the thing that I got to – I know you know about the lyric issue, but I actually now think – I'm pretty sure that it was human-manipulated to crash your song.

00:39:02.940 Because for those of you who don't know –

00:39:04.980 They can't let me have any success after, you know, because –

00:39:09.120 They can't?

00:39:10.360 No, they're never going to quit on me, I guess.

00:39:12.820 They're never going to let me have it.

00:39:14.460 They're never going to say, Roseanne, we fucked you over for no goddamn reason.

00:39:18.400 And sorry, Roseanne.

00:39:20.640 We stole all your ideas, but fuck you.

00:39:26.060 Yeah.

00:39:26.740 They can't.

00:39:27.900 And you come back with – you know, after having the number one show and kicked off the air, you come back with the number one song, and you were happy about it, as you should have been.

00:39:37.360 Right then, all of a sudden.

00:39:38.900 And it was a rap song, too.

00:39:41.680 Yeah, no, it was a huge success.

00:39:43.320 Still the number one video on YouTube as we record this, almost four or five days later.

00:39:47.240 But what's funny is they took your words, and iTunes, Amazon, and Spotify changed your words when you're saying facts, facts, facts.

00:39:57.980 They actually wrote fags, F-A-G-S, three times.

00:40:02.640 And when you said granny's going bad, they said the Spanish going back was the actual words on Apple, Amazon, and Spotify to make it look like you're saying, hey, we're going to send all the Mexicans home.

00:40:15.900 They tailored it.

00:40:16.640 They're so racist.

00:40:18.060 They're so racist.

00:40:18.980 They changed your words, then wrote articles about how you're basically wrapping up, calling everyone fags, and saying the Spanish are getting deported, which was obviously never the word.

00:40:29.460 And they ran with it.

00:40:30.520 They never discuss, and this is why I'm writing a huge editorial about it, the, what do you call it, when you do something on purpose, what's that word?

00:40:48.640 Intent?

00:40:49.460 I don't know, actually.

00:40:50.680 Yeah, when you intend to do destruction to a Jewish artist over and over and over, which, you know, that's where they've done it to me.

00:41:03.720 Yeah.

00:41:04.400 And, you know, from their trans shit on, it always starts with their, it all started with their trans shit.

00:41:10.960 But really, that was because they called me a, you know, a Zionist occupying baby murderer, the trans.

00:41:19.980 Right.

00:41:20.680 Way back, you know.

00:41:22.100 Because I took kid's side against a man in a girl's sauna.

00:41:33.200 Right.

00:41:34.280 And who said he was a woman.

00:41:36.320 But anyway, her penis was offensive to the little girls.

00:41:40.440 And so they've hated me for that for a long, long time.

00:41:49.360 But that was really the war.

00:41:52.460 That was what was great about this war that they lost.

00:41:57.940 Because I told you, they always go too far.

00:42:02.520 The left always pushes it too far to where they become so fucking repulsive.

00:42:09.140 Because they have to, they have to pander to the lowest fucking common denominator that they can find.

00:42:18.940 And being as they are that.

00:42:22.420 You know what I mean?

00:42:24.460 Mm-hmm.

00:42:26.480 Because I've seen it.

00:42:28.480 Well, it's fascinating.

00:42:29.720 You know, we know that, you know, the tweet.

00:42:33.220 And then when you were on Theo Vaughn, you made a joke about the Holocaust.

00:42:35.760 As a Zionist, they said you denied the Holocaust.

00:42:37.700 They're now saying Elon Musk did the ZKL.

00:42:40.300 Like, they keep doing the tired playbook.

00:42:42.540 But I've never, I've seen them misconstrue, like your tweet.

00:42:45.900 They took it.

00:42:46.580 They called it racist.

00:42:47.800 But this week, when you had the number one song, they actually changed your words.

00:42:51.980 And then posted fake words that you didn't say.

00:42:55.420 And said they were yours.

00:42:56.320 And wrote a bunch of articles.

00:42:57.240 Well, they changed my words with the tweet, too.

00:42:59.580 Because remember, it was, it was underneath a meme.

00:43:05.140 It was a meme.

00:43:06.420 The captioning of a meme, which they'll never show that meme that I captioned.

00:43:11.760 No, I know.

00:43:12.580 Well, that's what it is.

00:43:13.500 So, it's like, they're doing it again.

00:43:15.820 But the good news is.

00:43:16.880 They really, really did.

00:43:19.680 Well, I was thinking about it.

00:43:21.160 It's been a long time.

00:43:22.920 But, you know, it's just because I was not down with Obama.

00:43:26.640 And, you know, that I, you know, that I, that I considered the Obama administration to be the most anti-Semitic organization in the world.

00:43:42.120 And I still do.

00:43:43.620 And it's true.

00:43:44.280 And they've proven that.

00:43:45.660 Yeah.

00:43:45.840 And they, so I, that's really why they took me down.

00:43:52.420 And never giving me a chance to even explain that to the American people, which I want to say about this election, why I was thrilled.

00:44:00.440 Because to me, this election was proof that America rejects the anti-Semitism of the left and right.

00:44:11.100 80% of America understands why Israel is important to America.

00:44:17.620 Yeah.

00:44:18.180 And vice versa.

00:44:19.840 Yeah.

00:44:20.020 They don't like that.

00:44:21.020 Well, you'd have to be pretty.

00:44:23.080 Israel is also helpful in Africa.

00:44:27.300 They don't like that one neither.

00:44:29.180 But times are changing.

00:44:31.740 Okay.

00:44:33.060 Times are changing.

00:44:34.460 Well, it's pretty telling that even when Trump's inaugurated and you, you write the unofficial inauguration song and even like two days in, like they couldn't, you know, they were seething on the left.

00:44:46.420 They've been trying to come after you for so long.

00:44:48.300 And they, every time they think they knocked you down and it's over.

00:44:50.480 I mean, even the podcast, which they can't really control, which is why we've been successful and fun.

00:44:56.020 We still got demonetized by YouTube.

00:44:57.560 They still hide our viewer count.

00:44:59.120 You know what I mean?

00:44:59.440 Like they still fuck with you all the time.

00:45:01.400 Then you have the number one song on Trump's inauguration day.

00:45:04.460 They changed words.

00:45:05.620 They've dropped it.

00:45:06.360 We've been able to look and the show, the song.

00:45:08.960 I think about it at age 72 after a, you know, a lifetime career at age 72.

00:45:17.540 To be twerking, bitch.

00:45:20.160 How are you shitting me?

00:45:21.140 Fuck you.

00:45:21.820 But I mean, a lifetime of fighting for the little guy.

00:45:25.040 They're so, this is, this is what I want to say.

00:45:26.680 And then I'll stop.

00:45:27.080 I hate the little guy.

00:45:28.240 No, they hate you because they feel like you betrayed him.

00:45:31.420 Well, I figured it out.

00:45:32.700 Like, cause they've always hated Trump and the right wingers.

00:45:35.940 But you were a hero of the left for so long and so, you know, so provocative.

00:45:41.480 You got canceled the first time actually by the right after the national anthem.

00:45:45.320 And they saw you as one of them.

00:45:47.120 And then now you've flipped sides.

00:45:49.280 They're, it's like your mom betraying you is how they feel.

00:45:53.380 And that's why they're so vicious against you.

00:45:55.240 But I love that you keep coming back.

00:45:56.600 You keep having success.

00:45:57.480 You don't stop.

00:45:58.560 You keep winning.

00:45:59.700 And it doesn't matter.

00:46:00.540 We don't even get down when they lie and say that you said facts, facts, facts.

00:46:03.140 Like we didn't even get mad.

00:46:04.000 I mean, we, we posted it.

00:46:05.320 I called the lawyer.

00:46:06.420 I was mad, but you were like, whatever.

00:46:07.960 That's what they're going to do.

00:46:09.280 They can't let you have it.

00:46:12.200 And it's actually just making them look worse and worse.

00:46:14.540 And this is the reason Trump won.

00:46:16.220 This is the reason we win.

00:46:17.500 We're the establishment.

00:46:18.700 Now we've won the ground game.

00:46:20.200 We've won the narrative.

00:46:21.460 We have moral authority now and they're done and they know it's over.

00:46:26.000 We have podcasts.

00:46:27.060 We have memes.

00:46:27.900 Like we win everything now because we're not horrible, vicious like us.

00:46:32.040 So congrats.

00:46:32.900 I'm proud of you.

00:46:33.560 You know why?

00:46:36.460 Why?

00:46:37.260 Because we've got the truth on our side.

00:46:39.740 Yeah.

00:46:40.240 Try that, bitch.

00:46:41.220 Try that one time.

00:46:42.540 All you PR lesbian whores.

00:46:44.480 Also now look, two days into Trump's administration, we're already talking about things that we're

00:46:51.860 highlighting that we're not agreeing with.

00:46:53.260 Like they never did that once for a fucking Biden or Kamala.

00:46:57.940 They just kept going, well, whatever they say that they were, they're the sycophants.

00:47:00.920 They're in a cult.

00:47:01.700 Like we, we run the selection and we're not.

00:47:04.220 They're a devil cult, but, you know, probably that chef had something to say, but they didn't

00:47:09.280 want to hear it.

00:47:12.180 You talking about it?

00:47:13.080 That chef had something to say.

00:47:14.980 I hear he didn't like Michelle.

00:47:19.520 Allegedly.

00:47:20.040 Where is Michelle anyways running around?

00:47:24.340 Not doing her wifely duties there.

00:47:29.020 You mean showing up?

00:47:30.140 I bet he is with Jennifer Aniston.

00:47:33.420 That is the current internet theory for those who don't know that Barack apparently is divorcing

00:47:38.140 Michelle Obama and dating Jennifer Aniston.

00:47:41.040 That's what they're saying in Hollywood.

00:47:43.520 Everybody's, everybody's all jacked up on that.

00:47:47.320 I don't think it's true.

00:47:50.780 That Jennifer Aniston's getting some of that.

00:47:55.080 I don't buy it.

00:47:57.320 For two reasons.

00:47:58.400 I don't think Obama would be that like sloppy in public.

00:48:01.900 And two, Jennifer Aniston is a female and that's not Barack Obama's type.

00:48:08.420 And that's.

00:48:08.760 No, she ain't.

00:48:09.920 You don't.

00:48:10.340 Oh, she's transgender too, allegedly.

00:48:12.000 Oh, yeah, they're trans.

00:48:13.080 They're all of them all.

00:48:14.180 All right, have another, have another sip.

00:48:21.640 Oh, yeah, they're all.

00:48:25.160 Don't you follow that transvestigation site?

00:48:30.980 No.

00:48:31.220 That guy is just great.

00:48:35.380 Transvestigation.

00:48:36.840 Is that like realrawnews.com that you follow?

00:48:40.560 Yeah.

00:48:41.060 And even the best.

00:48:43.300 I mean.

00:48:45.820 There's some good sites out there doing some good investigative research.

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00:51:21.020 Did you see that Trump declared the cartels a terrorist organization?

00:51:27.120 To me, the biggest news of all of this, more than anything.

00:51:30.420 That's a good thing.

00:51:31.720 It's an amazing thing, because you know that means he can use the government, the military

00:51:37.700 to fight them.

00:51:38.580 We are at war with the cartel, and that's...

00:51:43.460 Well, yeah.

00:51:44.160 I mean, they really are who is in control of our government.

00:51:48.620 They are.

00:51:49.260 The cartels are the foot soldiers of private enterprises and private, what do they call

00:51:55.980 them?

00:51:56.320 What do they call them?

00:52:00.860 All the people that work for the CIA.

00:52:05.860 Spooks?

00:52:06.420 No, the private...

00:52:08.820 Oh, the private contractors.

00:52:11.420 Yeah, private contractors.

00:52:12.620 Yeah.

00:52:13.120 Yeah, private contractors.

00:52:14.300 That's the word I'm looking for, thanks.

00:52:15.980 Yeah.

00:52:16.440 All private contractors.

00:52:18.240 And, you know, it's just going to come down to that, which is great, because all that needs

00:52:24.700 is a lot of sunshine, and American people know, with that doge and other things that Trump's

00:52:36.220 trying to do, we can really clean things up and have them at least be a little bit more

00:52:41.160 efficient.

00:52:41.640 Maybe not 100% in the beginning, but somewhat better, and I think that's what we...

00:52:46.620 That's good.

00:52:47.420 To aim for excellence is good.

00:52:50.060 Absolutely.

00:52:50.720 And another thing people don't know about this cartel terrorist thing is like, yeah, it

00:52:53.840 sounds like a good soundbite, and we're going to send the military...

00:52:56.840 No, but some of the street gangs of the people who pay, the people who sit in Congress who

00:53:03.200 are really just, you know, paid, they're really like kind of just paid prostitutes for

00:53:11.120 lobbyists.

00:53:12.960 You know, they hold the position that lobbyists then pay them off to write certain laws that

00:53:20.080 are pro that lobby.

00:53:21.900 That shouldn't be.

00:53:23.840 No, it shouldn't.

00:53:24.920 But what I'm saying is the cartel, everyone thinks, oh, it's just, you know, the Sinaloa

00:53:29.580 cartel in Central America and Mexico and whatnot, but the cartel has infiltrated America.

00:53:33.140 And what people don't understand about declaring this a terrorist organization is we can actually

00:53:36.900 investigate corrupt Americans.

00:53:40.640 And let's just say, for example, that the cartel was involved, I don't know, in a governor

00:53:45.540 race in a state that, you know, someone that's been on the show lost, even though she obviously

00:53:50.380 clearly won.

00:53:51.660 We can actually investigate that governor who won in that state and things like that that

00:53:57.840 nobody's talking about.

00:53:58.800 Everyone thinks it's going to be like a shootout on the border like Pablo Escobar style, but

00:54:01.880 we can actually investigate American politicians that are involved with the cartel.

00:54:05.400 We can actually look into them because this is a terrorist organization.

00:54:08.460 We always knew it was.

00:54:09.560 But now that it's declared, that opens up the full power of the U.S.

00:54:14.680 America is going to be shocked at how this entire government is owned by cartels.

00:54:22.280 And, you know, they get their candidate in and then they write the laws pro-trafficking

00:54:29.500 children.

00:54:31.100 That's how the cartel...

00:54:32.380 It's so devilish.

00:54:34.260 If you don't know it, you better know it.

00:54:37.160 A lot of people think the cartel just does fentanyl and heroin, but it's actually human

00:54:42.060 trafficking is their main source.

00:54:43.740 And this is a war against human trafficking and child trafficking.

00:54:46.560 That's one of the reasons we wanted Trump all along.

00:54:49.240 It's happening.

00:54:50.140 That's why Trump does those of us who know, know.

00:54:53.400 And I get being upset about Larry Elson and all that stuff.

00:54:57.620 And I'm glad we're holding Trump's feet to the fire, but let's not overlook one of the

00:55:02.360 most important things, which is how huge this is for child...

00:55:06.080 Nobody's talking about it.

00:55:06.920 I haven't seen anybody else say this, so I just wanted to get it out there.

00:55:10.820 That the cartel terrorist organization thing isn't just, hey, we're going to go send troops

00:55:15.760 into Mexico or Colombia.

00:55:18.320 This means we can investigate on American soil, human trafficking and child trafficking.

00:55:24.160 That's what that means.

00:55:25.420 And I don't know if anyone's...

00:55:26.540 People don't know, but like people who follow Derek Johnson know that we've done it every

00:55:33.120 place else on earth, but we haven't been able...

00:55:35.380 You know, we've done some here, but then Biden got in and put an end to it, but now we'll

00:55:39.780 do it here.

00:55:41.280 All the tunnels, all these trafficking tunnels.

00:55:43.900 Terror tunnels.

00:55:44.900 Yeah.

00:55:45.900 Terror tunnels.

00:55:46.900 Terror tunnels.

00:55:47.900 Terror tunnels.

00:55:48.900 Terror tunnels.

00:55:49.900 Terror tunnels are trafficking tunnels.

00:55:50.900 Yeah.

00:55:51.900 And also, you know, Trump did a... I heard 200 executive orders, forgive me if I get the name wrong, but...

00:56:01.480 I love that he took away clearance for those 51 who said, who lied to the American people

00:56:08.520 about the Biden thing.

00:56:10.380 Yeah.

00:56:11.220 It's good that there's somebody's paying the price for lying.

00:56:14.840 It is, but what Biden did when you were focused on Biden and Hamas and his love of Hamas,

00:56:21.960 what he did that I think is the most disgusting thing, I was really angry about it, the preemptive

00:56:26.300 pardons to Fauci, Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney, like the whole Gen 6, like the people that were

00:56:31.900 obviously criminals the whole time that we were mad at, and we voted for Trump to go

00:56:35.360 after these people, they got a preemptive pardon at midnight the day before, and I'm pissed

00:56:40.600 about it.

00:56:41.180 Okay, so you're saying that's not a worry.

00:56:44.940 That's disinfo.

00:56:46.480 The fact is, you cannot be pardoned from a crime you did not commit.

00:56:53.400 That there were no charges against you, and they were never brought against you.

00:56:59.020 You can't be pardoned from a crime you were never charged for.

00:57:03.080 That's just tap dancing bullshit, but, and it wouldn't matter anyway, because you're never,

00:57:09.860 you're never, you can never be pardoned from treason.

00:57:15.000 And like, did you see that Catherine Herridge?

00:57:17.380 I thought this was a good thing.

00:57:20.840 Catherine Herridge was like, well, we're going to Guantanamo.

00:57:26.760 They're going to Guantanamo to witness the military tribunals there, because they're still

00:57:33.300 going on from 9-1-1.

00:57:35.000 Do you believe that?

00:57:36.300 No.

00:57:36.680 Now they've finally been open to the public.

00:57:40.800 So that's huge.

00:57:43.060 I didn't know this.

00:57:44.760 It's all about disclosure now.

00:57:47.260 You know, I said that.

00:57:49.000 This year is going to be big disclosure.

00:57:54.400 Because people have to know what was done in their name and what their kids were asked

00:57:59.740 to go and die for, they have to know.

00:58:05.140 Are you talking about post 9-11, like Operation Freedom or whatever it was called?

00:58:12.980 Or are you talking about just general American foreign policy, which is a fancy word for military

00:58:18.580 invasions to destabilize?

00:58:20.860 With general American foreign policy since, I mean, it changed with Johnson, but, because,

00:58:33.800 you know, I think that these things will be disclosed so the American people will see

00:58:40.020 how our country changed after the assassination of JFK, Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy.

00:58:47.180 After the American people see and 9-1-1 and these, who's behind all this?

00:58:53.500 Where does this all come from?

00:58:55.080 Why does it happen?

00:58:56.600 We have to know.

00:58:58.100 And so then, then we can actually make an informed decision in our vote.

00:59:02.840 But until then, I think that's why Trump didn't touch the Bible, because it's like,

00:59:07.560 there can't be any fucking serious inauguration after the election was stolen in 2020.

00:59:14.460 Come on.

00:59:16.480 Interesting.

00:59:17.460 That's what we're seeing, too.

00:59:19.600 We're seeing the disclosure of the theft.

00:59:25.980 Well, you're doing the Derek Johnson thing.

00:59:29.100 You and I talk about your theory that Trump was president, commander in chief all along,

00:59:33.480 which I think is fascinating.

00:59:35.180 I always tease you for it, but it is a fascinating theory.

00:59:37.440 I personally, you know, I don't subscribe to it, if that's the word.

00:59:42.000 But I'll tell you, it was weird.

00:59:44.420 It was a military, until it was a military operation.

00:59:50.400 Yeah.

00:59:51.100 It was a military operation.

00:59:52.840 And if you read the military stuff, you can't say you don't believe in military laws and orders.

01:00:01.320 You can't say you don't believe in actual law.

01:00:06.020 No.

01:00:07.100 It exists.

01:00:08.720 I know.

01:00:09.080 We had Derek on.

01:00:09.920 It was a great show.

01:00:10.500 I love Derek.

01:00:11.160 I'm just saying, like, I don't really believe that Trump was actually commander in chief

01:00:15.120 because I don't think that half the shit that happened under Biden would have happened if

01:00:19.820 Trump was in charge.

01:00:20.520 If people wouldn't, when people died, I don't think that would have happened.

01:00:24.560 I would like to believe it didn't.

01:00:25.620 If I found out it was a military operation, I'd be pissed.

01:00:28.320 Like, you're going to let these people die?

01:00:31.160 No, he didn't have, he didn't have, he let Biden take it.

01:00:38.540 So, you know, he let them take it.

01:00:41.640 But he still controlled, he still controlled the Cheyenne Mountain.

01:00:48.680 He still controlled the keys.

01:00:50.980 He didn't give up the keys because he knew that, you know, they hadn't really won.

01:00:56.080 So, he locked down Cheyenne Mountain.

01:00:59.320 And that's what it's about.

01:01:00.880 So, that's the power he did have.

01:01:03.720 He had a nuclear power and he had Space Force.

01:01:07.900 So, there was something to stop them.

01:01:10.660 Although, they still don't think there's anything to stop them.

01:01:14.040 And they just are like, hey, if we got to call World War III down in the name of

01:01:20.080 NATO imperialism, then that's what we're going to do.

01:01:24.460 I mean, I don't know it's going to, I don't know if things are going to be okay.

01:01:28.940 Just because he won, I think maybe it's going to be worse.

01:01:32.120 I don't know.

01:01:32.700 I think it's probably going to get worse because, you know, when you say if people knew who was behind JFK, like, I think it's pretty obvious because the president before JFK warned us who it was.

01:01:46.620 He said it in a pretty public speech.

01:01:48.340 And, you know, four years later, Kennedy's head's blown off and we're in Vietnam and we've been pretty much making money for those people that Eisenhower warned us about.

01:02:00.200 And I think it's pretty obvious if they're not the only people culpable, they're certainly at the top.

01:02:04.700 And Trump is a peacemaker.

01:02:07.080 And he even said that in a speech.

01:02:08.180 Like, that's what I want to be remembered of.

01:02:09.560 I want to be remembered as a peacemaker.

01:02:12.700 And he talked about how, more importantly, he said in this speech, I love my favorite moment.

01:02:16.860 He said, more importantly, the wars we're not going to get into.

01:02:20.940 And I'm like, okay, these people have been on the backs of government and lobbyists and American people since the 40s, this military industrial complex.

01:02:30.040 They're not going to let Trump come in and just be like, hey, we're not going to go to war.

01:02:33.400 We're going to, you know, they're not going to do it.

01:02:36.420 And the last guy that tried it was JFK, right?

01:02:40.300 So I think it's going to get worse.

01:02:42.200 I think they're going to try and destabilize.

01:02:43.720 I think they're going to try and crush Trump as much as possible.

01:02:46.400 So when the midterms come, Democrats will have a platform to run on and then he's a lame duck and then get him out.

01:02:52.400 It's this two years is really all we have to make impact.

01:02:56.440 And I don't think they're going to do it.

01:02:58.160 The only thing I think we'll keep him at bay if we do win is that Trump does put a shit ton of money into defense.

01:03:06.640 He even said in the speech, I'm going to build the greatest military again.

01:03:10.960 So I think maybe these military industrial complex private contracts.

01:03:14.500 The other thing that I said I was going to push him on, I'm going to push him on, public education.

01:03:21.260 That's what he's got to get going.

01:03:24.000 He's got to get that going everywhere for the kids.

01:03:27.480 Public education.

01:03:28.800 And it's got to be the best fucking education in the public schools, the safest fucking public schools,

01:03:36.240 the greatest public schools on earth for the people of this country.

01:03:42.260 I want that to happen.

01:03:44.320 And, of course, with public schools, you've got to have the health care for the people, too.

01:03:49.800 You've got to come up with something.

01:03:51.640 You don't want to you don't want to have this and that.

01:03:54.220 There's something.

01:03:55.560 And, Trump, you said you're going to figure it out in the first term.

01:03:58.840 Then we got COVID and you got waylaid.

01:04:00.860 But, brother, you owe that to the American people because you know people are, you know, people are, it's not,

01:04:06.580 we don't want to be dying under the Obama, like Sarah Palin said, their courts where they decide, you know,

01:04:15.260 I've seen them spend money to give facelifts to 90-year-olds and deny a kid a kidney.

01:04:21.100 This ain't, this isn't right.

01:04:22.900 And, Trump, you owe that.

01:04:24.020 You owe that, the American people.

01:04:26.120 Decent health care for all.

01:04:28.060 And, schools.

01:04:29.880 That's why we pay taxes.

01:04:32.540 Roads, schools, military.

01:04:35.400 And, I'd say health care, too.

01:04:37.620 Some sort that doesn't interfere with, you know, the whole machine.

01:04:43.360 But, I love that he started the external tax revenue system.

01:04:47.740 Okay, so you saw that.

01:04:49.220 All right, good.

01:04:50.240 That was brilliant.

01:04:51.840 Absolutely brilliant.

01:04:52.660 And, to collect on foreign companies the money they owe us in taxes and tariffs.

01:04:57.620 Shit, did they put, got their hoses hooked into the American people's money?

01:05:02.280 Yeah.

01:05:02.420 The American taxpayer money?

01:05:04.600 Hell yeah.

01:05:05.180 And, all that grift and shit.

01:05:06.720 So, American taxpayers have to live in fucking shit areas.

01:05:12.240 And, all that grift and unsafe shit areas and pay for that shit in Dubai?

01:05:16.700 Mm-hmm.

01:05:17.700 Are you shitting me?

01:05:19.880 I can't take it.

01:05:22.400 And, that has nothing whatsoever to do with race.

01:05:28.080 No.

01:05:28.260 So, kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking motherfucker.

01:05:31.200 Or the department.

01:05:32.080 They told me, don't ever say cocksuckers, that ain't good.

01:05:36.720 Because, that's pointing out only the gays.

01:05:42.260 And, that's like saying the gays, only the gays if you say cocksuckers.

01:05:46.180 Because, the gays, that's a put down to the gays saying cocksuckers.

01:05:49.540 I go, no, it ain't.

01:05:51.460 Everybody sucks cock.

01:05:54.620 That's my fight with Rosie O'Donnell at one time.

01:05:59.640 That's actually very telling of Rosie O'Donnell that she thinks only gay guys perform oral sex on men and not women.

01:06:06.440 I know, but we got in a big fight over it.

01:06:10.040 Because, she's like, don't say cocksucker.

01:06:12.540 Because, that's a put down of gays.

01:06:15.920 Mel gays.

01:06:16.680 I go, no, it ain't.

01:06:17.860 Everybody sucks cock.

01:06:19.540 A lot of people suck it for money.

01:06:21.500 I'm talking about them.

01:06:24.300 You make a fascinating point.

01:06:25.960 All right.

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01:06:28.320 Hey, Ma, you've been sleeping amazing.

01:06:30.940 You're talking about cocksucking.

01:06:32.300 I'm a kid.

01:06:33.320 Big daddy, Juan.

01:06:35.680 It's an amazing time.

01:06:37.880 It's dawn in America again, as you said.

01:06:40.340 And, you know, I'm very happy.

01:06:42.180 But, let's tell the people why you're so well rested.

01:06:45.420 And, then get back to Trump.

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01:07:49.480 But, I met with your business manager today.

01:07:53.060 He was in town.

01:07:53.960 And, we were talking about different ways to invest now that Trump's in.

01:07:59.240 And, it was like this whole exciting new world.

01:08:01.560 And, he's, your business manager's not a Republican.

01:08:04.120 Let's just say that.

01:08:05.020 But, he was like, well, I don't think so.

01:08:08.220 We didn't talk.

01:08:09.200 But, my point is, he was like, hey, we can do this, this, now.

01:08:12.580 He's definitely excited about a lot of things.

01:08:18.520 He did warn about volatility in the stock market.

01:08:21.640 And, I asked him if I could bring this up on the show today.

01:08:23.940 Because, he thinks this external IRS, or the ERS, external tax revenue system, and the tariffs, and also just the people hating Trump in general, the military-industrial complex.

01:08:36.620 He's actually saying, like, you know, it's probably going to be good for a little while, and then he expects some volatility in the market for anybody that's invested in the stock market.

01:08:46.240 Something to look out for.

01:08:47.260 And, he recommended that you look into options to protect some of your stock investments.

01:08:52.340 We'll talk about it later.

01:08:52.980 But, the reason I'm bringing this up is, I just, like I said earlier, I don't know that they're just going to let Trump come in and do all these EOs and have an easy time.

01:09:01.720 I think they're going to fight hard.

01:09:03.200 I think they're willing to crash the economy.

01:09:05.720 I think they're willing to go to World War III.

01:09:07.580 I think they'll do anything.

01:09:09.160 I mean, I'm surprised you even got.

01:09:10.640 I think they're over, and they know it.

01:09:13.160 But, the only thing they got less is, the only thing they have left is how many people, how many more people they can destroy before they're taken down.

01:09:23.600 I mean, they don't have any morals where they go, you know what, we're caught.

01:09:28.020 We shouldn't take any more innocent people and families down.

01:09:31.200 But, they don't have that capacity to do that.

01:09:34.980 So, they're going to go, we're going to keep fighting, you know, we'll step on who we have to step on, even though we know we lost.

01:09:42.300 Oh, well, we'll show we're powerful by the people we destroy, and the communities we destroy, and the children we destroy.

01:09:49.260 Because that's how we are, you know, sad.

01:09:53.500 You might be right.

01:09:55.540 I mean, like you even said, with your song, being number one of them, to change your words, to make it sound like you were chanting fags, to try and put the final nail in your coffin of all the stuff they say about you.

01:10:07.580 And it's like, they don't even care that you didn't say it.

01:10:10.960 They don't even care that you've been a fighter for their agenda for 40, 50 years as a progressive.

01:10:16.260 Like, they just hate you, and they hate us, and they hate MAGA, and they hate Trump, and they don't give a fuck about anything but destruction.

01:10:25.160 It's pathetic, and I think everybody finally sees through it.

01:10:29.180 You have been talking about this a long time, but I think people finally see through it now.

01:10:32.400 But I don't think you're right.

01:10:34.120 I don't think they're just going to go, okay, we've been had.

01:10:37.320 We lost.

01:10:38.040 They know.

01:10:38.500 They're on to us.

01:10:39.160 I think they're going to go, okay, now we've really got to fuck shit up.

01:10:43.860 Yeah, it's the two-year-old that has the bad potty training, which I always say, well, you know, I told my mom I'm not going on the potty, and she don't listen, so now I'm going to smear my shit all over the walls and show her who's boss.

01:10:59.140 It's that.

01:10:59.880 Yeah, even Freud says that, and he was a perv.

01:11:06.180 That's, I think you're right, and I think we're going to witness that.

01:11:09.120 It's the shit smearing on the wall crap that your toddlers do.

01:11:13.800 They can't go beyond the toddler realm of thought.

01:11:18.440 They can't go into the larger arena or the marketplace of thinking that makes civilization go.

01:11:25.420 They don't have that capacity because they have no self-reflection, which is why vampires can't have no, they can't see their self in the mirror, you know, because they're vampires.

01:11:38.860 There's nothing there.

01:11:40.840 Yeah.

01:11:40.960 It's pure AI, a vampire.

01:11:43.740 I'd love to do a vampire show where it was all AI.

01:11:48.620 You know what I mean?

01:11:50.120 Are you saying the AI is a vampire?

01:11:53.220 Yeah.

01:11:53.820 Yeah.

01:11:54.580 I think so, too.

01:11:55.480 A vampire AI.

01:11:56.660 That'd be a good thing.

01:11:58.040 That'd be fun to write that.

01:11:59.960 I mean, I kind of think that's what it probably is.

01:12:05.420 I think my ultimate destiny, the more I check it out, you know, is I think I need to go to Jerusalem and begin my tap dancing academy there.

01:12:21.980 For children or anyone, you're going to teach tap dancing?

01:12:27.120 Shirley Temple Impressions.

01:12:29.960 Would you like to learn to tap dance before you do that, or are you just going to open the academy?

01:12:37.380 Well, you haven't seen me tap dance?

01:12:39.440 I've seen you do a tap gesture a few times.

01:12:43.340 I wouldn't consider you a tap dancer.

01:12:47.000 Are you going to be offended?

01:12:49.140 You saw me tap dance at the Rosie O'Donnell School of Dance.

01:12:52.920 Yeah, and I know that you have tap shoes, and you can do the, like, full lap, all chain thing.

01:13:01.200 But I wouldn't, I mean, I'm sorry.

01:13:04.340 Am I offending you?

01:13:05.080 I didn't know you took tap dancing this.

01:13:07.620 I don't think you're, like, Gregory Hines level.

01:13:10.060 Are you?

01:13:10.400 I think I am.

01:13:12.900 Okay.

01:13:13.700 Well.

01:13:14.140 Because I did hang out with Gregory Hines, and we did discuss tap.

01:13:18.280 Was he impressed by your tap skills?

01:13:21.300 He was impressed by my timing.

01:13:23.640 I'm trying to get my feet to go with that.

01:13:29.240 Well, I do remember you did take tap lessons.

01:13:31.440 I remember in Brentwood, you were taking tap lessons.

01:13:33.980 I always was taking the tap.

01:13:36.060 Yeah.

01:13:36.880 All right.

01:13:37.700 I just love tap dancing, because I'd like to bring that to, now that I'm a rap star, I like to bring some tap dance to it.

01:13:46.740 Tom McDonald just texted me, you're back to number one in all genres on iTunes.

01:13:51.180 Oh, my God.

01:13:52.540 And you dropped a four, and they called, they said you were a racist and all this, and it was being pulled off the feed.

01:14:00.360 You threatened to sue Apple on Twitter, because they were basically libeling you saying this.

01:14:10.920 Yeah, it was facts.

01:14:13.360 But check it out.

01:14:14.260 After you threaten a lawsuit, you're back to number one.

01:14:16.640 That's amazing how that works, isn't it?

01:14:18.620 I'm going for Disney next, bitch.

01:14:20.660 Check it out.

01:14:20.860 I'm going to get the number one show back on TV.

01:14:23.740 Bye-bye.

01:14:24.340 I won't go that far.

01:14:26.720 But yeah, they're going to give me back my number one show with a whole new family.

01:14:30.900 We're good-looking folk.

01:14:33.360 Fuck you.

01:14:34.120 Well, that's the last thing I wanted to talk to you about, because we are running out of time, but you were in the-

01:14:42.500 That's so cool that I'm number one.

01:14:45.960 Yeah.

01:14:46.280 My rap song.

01:14:47.960 Who would have thought?

01:14:49.900 I'm so excited, because all these people were talking to me about the rap thing.

01:14:54.400 You know, like I said, the only people that really defended me were black people.

01:15:00.160 I know.

01:15:01.260 Well, I don't know that.

01:15:04.040 But they're saying like, you know, I don't know, but here's what I said.

01:15:09.840 Well, I think what it's kind of like saying that rap is MAGA.

01:15:20.900 That's what I was kind of going for.

01:15:22.820 Fucking, you know, it's MAGA, bitch.

01:15:27.060 Rap and all that is MAGA now.

01:15:30.340 We want better lives.

01:15:31.760 We want better lives.

01:15:33.020 I don't want your bullshit.

01:15:34.420 We want better shit.

01:15:35.400 We want better lives for everybody, and none of your fucking Marxist horse shit trying

01:15:41.860 to steal everybody's money.

01:15:43.320 Fuck off.

01:15:44.420 Well, rap is supposed to be counterculture, just like punk rock.

01:15:47.440 And it was like-

01:15:48.280 It is punk rock.

01:15:49.100 That's what I wanted to do it.

01:15:50.960 No, it is.

01:15:51.880 I'm not going to do it.

01:15:53.880 No, it's so fun.

01:15:54.800 But I did see some talk about cultural appropriation.

01:15:57.460 You were in that box weave, and there were some people who were upset in those communities,

01:16:00.660 and I understand it, but it's like, wait a minute.

01:16:02.820 Hip-hop is about, you know, from the street of being oppressed.

01:16:07.480 That's been MAGA the last fucking eight years.

01:16:09.980 Meanwhile-

01:16:10.780 That's what it's supposed to be.

01:16:12.080 Absolutely.

01:16:12.920 And rap stars-

01:16:14.140 I mean, who's had the braids first?

01:16:18.000 Fucking Jews down there, we had the braids first.

01:16:20.760 Also, you wore it for Tom McDonald, too.

01:16:23.860 No one ever put that together.

01:16:25.060 That's not even the point.

01:16:26.400 I was being his mom.

01:16:28.840 I know, but-

01:16:29.800 We have that thing where it was mother and son, that one photo, but he didn't release

01:16:34.280 that yet.

01:16:35.260 No, but I'm-

01:16:35.920 But I think that would look like kind of being his mom.

01:16:38.760 It did, but people misinterpret it, of course.

01:16:40.880 That's what they do, and if you're honest, you do a lot of it on purpose to piss people

01:16:44.400 off, but what I'm saying is-

01:16:45.280 Oh, I love pissing people off, because y'all, the culture-

01:16:49.080 Culturally appropriated, she's trying to say.

01:16:52.520 Y'all culturally appropriated my Bible, and you expect me to stay quiet about it, and

01:16:58.480 I will, because I like that you like it.

01:17:01.680 Now, shut up.

01:17:03.280 Well said.

01:17:04.140 Well, I want to say-

01:17:04.940 I do what I want, bitch.

01:17:06.560 I'm grown.

01:17:08.040 M&M is mainstream.

01:17:10.920 He's at a Kamala rally, right?

01:17:12.440 Like, if you're trying to tell me MAGA can't rap, but M&M can, rap cannot be establishment.

01:17:18.780 You can't be the establishment.

01:17:19.600 You guys lost the edge.

01:17:21.340 You've lost it, and you don't get to say it.

01:17:22.920 Well, you can't be with, uh-uh.

01:17:24.680 No, no, no.

01:17:26.040 That's what I said.

01:17:26.920 No, no, you cannot do it.

01:17:28.760 Mm-mm.

01:17:29.760 You can't be the establishment and be, mm-mm.

01:17:33.280 No.

01:17:33.600 You can't do it.

01:17:34.480 You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

01:17:37.600 The best boxers-

01:17:38.920 That's why I want to stay on the outs, you know.

01:17:41.480 I just want to be a provocateur that makes people stay in line.

01:17:46.620 I'm a grandmother, and I think I'm well prepared to bully people into line.

01:17:54.400 Well, no one's better at it than you.

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01:18:02.020 with your business manager earlier.

01:18:03.120 He says the stock market's going to get volatile, and I actually believe him.

01:18:06.740 I don't know what they're going to do, but this tax and tariff stuff, if you have money

01:18:10.820 in the stock market, I'm not going to tell you what to do.

01:18:14.100 Just consider either putting options, which is basically insurance, on your money to protect

01:18:18.660 losing too much, or for the meantime, moving into something a little bit more safe.

01:18:24.200 We like precious metals, silver, and gold.

01:18:27.180 We are partnered with the company.

01:18:29.100 And I'm not just pushing this fear to sell this ad.

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01:18:32.800 Your business manager did come to the house and say this, because he wanted me to talk

01:18:36.940 to you about this option thing, because he's a little worried.

01:18:40.460 And it got me thinking-

01:18:41.060 Yeah, you didn't tell me that.

01:18:42.660 What's he worried about?

01:18:44.060 Nothing about you personally.

01:18:45.460 Just if you're going to go after China for tariffs, and you're going to say, you owe us

01:18:49.680 money, you're going to do an ERS.

01:18:51.520 That's going to create volatility.

01:18:53.220 These countries aren't going to be happy.

01:18:55.440 They're not going to-

01:18:56.000 Yeah, I wonder that too.

01:18:58.140 I wonder that myself.

01:19:00.100 But I like that Trump's doing it.

01:19:01.900 Trump's a provocateur, like you.

01:19:03.380 He does a lot of this bashful stuff to get people upset.

01:19:05.800 It's actually a negotiation tactic, like I see you do it.

01:19:07.880 Yeah, he is a negotiation tactic.

01:19:09.160 And he's great at it.

01:19:10.460 But it's like, if you have money in the stock market, it's probably going to be good for

01:19:14.500 the next month or two.

01:19:15.600 Everyone's excited about Trump.

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01:19:26.240 You can always transfer it back to the stock market when things settle down.

01:19:29.280 But this is sage advice.

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01:20:03.080 But I'm saying really be smart about it because gold and silver aren't going to drop.

01:20:06.900 If it gets volatile, most people are going to move to precious metals anyway if it does

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01:20:19.940 So you were saying you're a provocateur, right?

01:20:24.240 You're back to number one again at the time of this recording.

01:20:26.780 That's so sweet.

01:20:28.480 Isn't he the sweetest child?

01:20:31.300 He is.

01:20:31.940 But it's also a great song because it is.

01:20:36.080 It is so great.

01:20:37.120 Well, it's counterculture.

01:20:38.280 We just won the election.

01:20:39.320 It's like, fuck you.

01:20:40.080 You lost.

01:20:40.920 We won.

01:20:42.120 Yeah.

01:20:42.340 Yeah, we won.

01:20:43.920 You lost.

01:20:44.680 Ha ha.

01:20:45.640 You cry.

01:20:46.320 We laugh.

01:20:46.960 Ha ha ha.

01:20:47.560 Yeah.

01:20:47.780 Now your daddy's home and daddy is home.

01:20:49.940 And it's, you know, I just want to ask you one final question.

01:20:53.620 I just gloat a little bit.

01:20:54.820 I mean, you know, people, consider good people, they want to be of the high ground.

01:21:00.100 But, you know, in private, when we all get together, we want to gloat for a minute.

01:21:06.460 And we should have that right.

01:21:07.940 We should have the opportunity to gloat.

01:21:10.140 After what we have seen and been through, we've got one song to gloat a little bit.

01:21:16.520 Oh, I think we should gloat the entire time.

01:21:19.520 And I know you're all loving that twerking.

01:21:22.980 You know, I did the twerking with absolutely no ass.

01:21:26.120 That's what I said.

01:21:27.040 I was born assless in an ass-based economy.

01:21:31.100 And so I was actually, I go, you can't twerk because you have no ass at all.

01:21:36.540 But then I was like, forget it.

01:21:38.620 I'm an American.

01:21:39.740 I have no ass, but I'm still going to twerk.

01:21:42.520 Because that's what an American does.

01:21:45.060 Well, what's more counterculture than twerking?

01:21:48.900 I said, what's more counterculture than twerking with no ass?

01:21:53.240 That really is as counterculture as it gets.

01:21:55.460 Yeah.

01:21:56.060 Fighting the system.

01:21:57.120 Oh, yeah, bitches.

01:21:58.980 Well, I love it.

01:22:00.240 I love you.

01:22:01.080 I'm happy.

01:22:01.860 Trump's back.

01:22:02.640 Your daddy's home.

01:22:04.220 Download the song if you haven't heard.

01:22:05.360 Number one song on YouTube and back to iTunes.

01:22:08.600 You might get that plaque after all.

01:22:10.600 They tried to stop you.

01:22:12.920 And not have to sacrifice no babies for it like these other records, folk.

01:22:17.820 I think you're the only person ever with the number one hip hop song that didn't have sex

01:22:21.640 with an underage boy or murder anyone.

01:22:23.660 So that's pretty exciting.

01:22:24.780 Wow, y'all.

01:22:26.140 That's also counterculture.

01:22:28.920 That is counter.

01:22:29.960 That's a whole new thing there.

01:22:32.440 Come on now.

01:22:33.000 Well, anything else you want to say?

01:22:35.520 Daddy's home.

01:22:36.460 Big week.

01:22:37.560 What do you think so far?

01:22:38.440 What do you want to tell the people?

01:22:39.560 What do you think is coming down the pipe?

01:22:41.480 You happy?

01:22:42.020 You optimistic?

01:22:42.880 I know you want to talk about Israel a little.

01:22:46.040 No, we're just going to keep praying.

01:22:50.680 Keep being aware.

01:22:52.560 Keep loving.

01:22:54.540 All right.

01:22:54.960 On that note, do you want to say bye or anything else?

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - January 24, 2025

Daddy's Home ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #084

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