The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Eddie Bravo ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #016

00:00:00.000 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. 1.00

00:00:02.460 Dumb. 0.96

00:00:03.660 Hi, I'm Mike Rowe, and I got nothing against celebrities. 0.94

00:00:05.920 In fact, I just interviewed Rob Lowe and Jason Alexander, and they were terrific,

00:00:09.500 but usually I interview people you've never heard of.

00:00:12.360 The plumber who makes $250,000 a year,

00:00:14.800 the first responders who risk their lives to save complete and total strangers,

00:00:18.900 and the mad scientists who are about to change the world with a better mousetrap.

00:00:22.640 Those are the kinds of people I usually interview on the way I heard it,

00:00:25.900 and you're officially invited to give it a listen wherever you listen to podcasts.

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00:00:45.060 Hey, hi everybody, and welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.

00:00:48.700 I'm very excited today to be able to discuss a host of things under the vast dome of conspiracy theories and the like.

00:00:58.660 to go deep, deep, deep down the rabbit hole of rabbit holes with a great guest that I look forward to speaking with, Eddie Bravo. 0.97

00:01:07.560 Oh, shit, I can't believe I'm here with Roseanne Barr. 0.98

00:01:16.920 Man, I mean, real time, I watched Roseanne, like, while I was, you know, in the 80s and the 90s. 0.99

00:01:24.720 When did it go off?

00:01:25.700 It went on the 88 and went off 98.

00:01:29.100 That was, that was 18, 19, 20, 21.

00:01:32.660 Were you?

00:01:33.340 Yeah, I'm old.

00:01:34.760 Look at all this.

00:01:35.740 No, I'm old.

00:01:36.340 This isn't, I didn't bleach this beard.

00:01:38.340 How old are you?

00:01:39.340 53.

00:01:40.140 That's young.

00:01:41.580 Yeah, I got a daughter. 0.97

00:01:42.740 My oldest kid's your age.

00:01:44.580 Yeah, when people tell me that, oh my God, I'm turning 40, I'm like, oh, you're such a baby.

00:01:50.220 That's what I say when they say they're 53.

00:01:53.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:01:53.560 Here I am 70 for fuck's sake. 0.98

00:01:55.720 I don't know how that happens so fast. 0.99

00:01:57.000 And you look great.

00:01:57.600 Thank you.

00:01:59.020 Thank you.

00:01:59.720 Wow, you're just as energetic and vibrant as ever.

00:02:05.220 Aren't you sweet?

00:02:06.100 Well, that's two hours a day that I'm like that.

00:02:09.700 The rest is just lying there. 1.00

00:02:11.600 You're talking mad shit. 1.00

00:02:13.300 I know, it's so exciting. 1.00

00:02:14.060 You're throwing out guns a blazing.

00:02:15.380 Oh, yeah.

00:02:15.840 You got to run at them with your mouth open.

00:02:17.960 Oh, yeah.

00:02:18.920 Right?

00:02:19.340 You're so not woke.

00:02:21.280 It's so refreshing.

00:02:22.680 Well, I was woke for many years.

00:02:25.140 I was way woke.

00:02:26.920 What was your red pill moment?

00:02:28.420 You woke me up from being woke?

00:02:29.760 Yeah.

00:02:30.040 Is that what you're asking?

00:02:31.140 Yeah.

00:02:31.560 Red pill.

00:02:32.220 That's the red pill moment.

00:02:33.360 Mm-hmm.

00:02:34.120 And not red pill like conservative, Republican.

00:02:36.760 Red pill like Matrix.

00:02:38.080 Like, if you take the red pill, you see what's really going on.

00:02:41.200 You take the blue pill. 1.00

00:02:42.460 You know, you're just a retarded zombie. 1.00

00:02:45.020 I think it was actually watching the movie The Matrix. 1.00

00:02:48.380 Really?

00:02:48.820 Yeah.

00:02:49.320 I mean, I don't know when that was, but that clinched it.

00:02:52.000 That was 98.

00:02:53.480 It was?

00:02:54.180 The first one, 98.

00:02:55.500 Well, it clinched it for me because I knew what they were talking about. 0.99

00:02:58.720 Damn, The Matrix. 0.99

00:02:59.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:00.340 I knew exactly what they were talking about because I'd already worked in Hollywood for 10 years,

00:03:04.460 so I saw it.

00:03:05.380 You were in the middle of everything.

00:03:07.400 I know.

00:03:07.820 So there's some people that think that everybody that's high-level Hollywood, they're all demons.

00:03:15.640 But that's not true.

00:03:17.360 Some people made it out.

00:03:18.380 No, I just said that.

00:03:19.020 Some people made it out.

00:03:19.980 Yeah.

00:03:20.620 Like Mel Gibson.

00:03:21.400 He talks about, super vaguely and cautiously, there's an interview with Mel Gibson saying,

00:03:29.620 listen, I came in from Australia.

00:03:32.600 I saw what was up.

00:03:33.780 I kind of dodged it.

00:03:34.940 I was like, whoa, this is real.

00:03:36.920 Oh, my God.

00:03:37.440 I was kind of staying away from it.

00:03:39.600 I know.

00:03:40.040 I've spoken to him a lot on that subject, and he gets it.

00:03:44.480 What did you see? 1.00

00:03:45.900 You see any crazy shit? 1.00

00:03:47.500 Did I ever not see any crazy shit? 1.00

00:03:49.960 Did they invite you to the parties? 1.00

00:03:51.380 No. 0.99

00:03:51.800 Nobody ever wanted to fuck me, so I never got invited to any parties. 0.99

00:03:57.600 It's true. 0.99

00:03:58.660 And plus, my friends go, well, they probably was afraid that you.

00:04:01.840 Somebody told me the reason.

00:04:03.120 I go, how come nobody ever invites me? 0.96

00:04:04.540 And this girl who was, like, on my crew, she was getting invited to all the shit, but not 0.98

00:04:10.860 me. 0.97

00:04:11.900 And I go, how come I never get invited?

00:04:13.760 She goes, well, to be honest with you, they're afraid you'll tell.

00:04:18.600 Really?

00:04:19.080 And then somebody else said, they was afraid that you'd start praying for them.

00:04:24.040 I think that's pretty true.

00:04:26.500 But I didn't see those things.

00:04:28.800 And I was going to say, because I just text, or whatever it's called now, tweeted this out

00:04:35.260 yesterday.

00:04:35.860 Because I was thinking, people think everybody is horrible there.

00:04:39.300 But the truth is, it's the middle and the bottom where the hell is.

00:04:43.900 And at the very top, where you're with real stars that actually have souls and care about

00:04:49.640 humanity, it's a bunch of wonderful people who support wonderful things.

00:04:54.660 And they've already proven themselves, and through their work, and their art, and their

00:04:59.440 lives, that they are committed to humanity, and it's going on to life.

00:05:04.820 Who's legit in Hollywood, besides Mal Gibson?

00:05:09.200 Based on your experience, who's legit?

00:05:11.980 Well, unfortunately, a lot of them have died, because they were older.

00:05:15.400 You know, my friends were older, but they were great writers, like Gore Vidal.

00:05:21.100 Gore Vidal knew about The Matrix, for real.

00:05:24.680 I mean, he was in the Kennedy family, right?

00:05:26.840 Great writer.

00:05:28.420 And, you know, all the names escape me.

00:05:30.960 But Sue Mengers, Phyllis Diller, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, my people that I

00:05:40.600 hung out with as a comic, and then other people that I met during the course of actually being

00:05:47.920 with those people.

00:05:49.660 There were some lovely people.

00:05:51.400 But I think what it is, it's like when people are trying to get up there, it's ugly.

00:05:57.240 It's real ugly, because that's where all the vampire users are.

00:06:00.960 In that level.

00:06:01.920 See, they can't get around real stars.

00:06:04.980 Yes.

00:06:05.300 You see what I'm saying?

00:06:05.960 Yes, because when you look at that Epstein client list, there's not that many rock stars there.

00:06:12.100 There's a couple, but not that many.

00:06:14.220 Because what enticed people to that island was like, hey, there's going to be a lot of chicks. 1.00

00:06:19.900 I'm sure they didn't.

00:06:20.820 I'm sure the invite didn't say there's going to be a lot of kids.

00:06:23.780 I'm sure they're just trying to get people to the island.

00:06:25.740 Hey, we're going to go party at a billionaire's island.

00:06:28.480 Let's go.

00:06:29.440 And a rock star would be like, what? 0.99

00:06:31.800 Dude, I got to fucking party at my mansion. 0.99

00:06:34.340 Yeah, on my island. 1.00

00:06:35.820 Yeah.

00:06:36.480 On Mustique.

00:06:37.980 Exactly. 1.00

00:06:38.380 So they didn't get a lot of rock stars, because rock stars were already getting mad pussy. 1.00

00:06:43.680 Right. 0.99

00:06:43.880 So they couldn't entice them.

00:06:46.000 So I see what you're saying.

00:06:47.440 So that says like...

00:06:48.400 But I think it was just business, a lot of it, I think.

00:06:51.120 Because they're like, when you look at how Goldman Sachs and all that, all the way up to the tippy top of the central bank of central banks.

00:06:59.420 Yeah.

00:06:59.580 They was all laundering money through that.

00:07:02.380 So it's like, oh, we've got a great business deal, and you will meet fantastic business.

00:07:07.100 I think it was set up as a business meeting.

00:07:09.820 You know, that's how it is in Hollywood.

00:07:11.440 And then when you get there... 1.00

00:07:12.340 And you throw pussy in there, too. 1.00

00:07:13.280 And then you get there... 1.00

00:07:13.900 Well, that's after you're drunk.

00:07:15.220 Yeah.

00:07:15.400 And then you get there, and there's a bunch of kids.

00:07:17.240 Like, people brought their kids. 1.00

00:07:18.520 Like, no, those are the bitches. 1.00

00:07:20.420 Right? 1.00

00:07:20.720 Like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:22.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:22.580 I'm sure... 1.00

00:07:24.060 And that's after they get drunk, they bring on the whores. 1.00

00:07:27.180 This is how I figure it. 0.99

00:07:28.680 Then after they've had all the whores, and everybody passes out and goes home that was there for the whores, the other ones, they sip their alcohol. 1.00

00:07:38.660 And then when them guys are gone, see, then they bring out the bigger drugs, and then the kids. 0.99

00:07:44.720 It's like levels.

00:07:47.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:47.560 Crazy shit. 1.00

00:07:48.240 I'm sure that there's a lot of people that got invited to the island, and they're on the list. 1.00

00:07:55.340 If you win once, if you're just on the list once, hey, I don't know, maybe you got tricked into it.

00:08:02.160 You know, if I went to Hollywood in my 20s trying to be a rock star, thank God my music sucked.

00:08:08.920 Because otherwise, I would have probably had an invite. 0.99

00:08:12.560 You'd probably be dead. 0.93

00:08:13.740 Yeah. 0.60

00:08:14.320 Thank God no one likes my music.

00:08:16.180 Oh, my God.

00:08:17.240 Thank God.

00:08:18.240 There's three people.

00:08:19.040 I got three people worldwide. 1.00

00:08:20.340 They love my shit. 1.00

00:08:21.080 They support me. 1.00

00:08:22.280 Shout out to all you three people out there.

00:08:24.480 But I look back, and I'm like, if you got invited twice, and you went twice, you're guilty.

00:08:33.660 If you went once, I don't know.

00:08:36.260 I don't know.

00:08:36.980 You could be tricked into going once.

00:08:38.480 Did you see how many levels was in that temple?

00:08:40.380 It was like up to nine and ten. 0.88

00:08:42.520 So I think it was like, you know how people go to the, you'll have a party at your house, and as it goes on later, this is why I don't have no more parties, but you'll find people like in your basement, humping and shit like that. 0.99

00:08:54.600 Yeah, yeah, crazy shit. 0.92

00:08:55.880 But you don't, when you're upstairs entertaining, you don't know people are doing that, you know? 1.00

00:09:01.260 So I think they had levels where they would go and wait.

00:09:05.040 Did you see those pictures that they showed of what it was like inside when they had all the naked people at that table?

00:09:11.880 The Epstein Temple. 0.66

00:09:16.260 Did you see the pictures from inside on the Q drops?

00:09:20.140 Like from like a drone or something?

00:09:22.340 No, from like people's cell phones that they accessed. 0.99

00:09:25.840 People put their fucking cell phones in there. 0.99

00:09:27.780 I didn't see those. 1.00

00:09:28.220 That's how bright they are.

00:09:29.140 You know, I...

00:09:30.020 You didn't see none of that?

00:09:31.300 I didn't see...

00:09:31.680 And you call yourself a conspiracy theorist?

00:09:33.880 I see like drone footage of like the temple and inside it looks like...

00:09:38.480 No, I'm talking about inside.

00:09:39.180 I haven't seen that.

00:09:40.340 Where they're on their cell phones and the one, you know, is mysteriously shaped like somebody in our government.

00:09:47.840 When I started hanging out with Joe, it was right after news radio.

00:09:51.180 He wasn't like that recognizable on the streets.

00:09:54.920 Like when I hung out with him, it was before Fear Factor, after news radio.

00:09:58.600 He wouldn't get like, you know, hey, what's up, Joe Rogan?

00:10:01.760 That wasn't until Fear Factor. 0.98

00:10:03.580 But when I started hanging out with him, I was like, damn, I'm hanging out with a Hollywood actor. 0.99

00:10:07.840 He was on NBC and I'm like, I want to go to fucking these Hollywood parties. 0.99

00:10:11.740 And Joe was like, you don't want to go? 0.98

00:10:13.520 How come we're not going to any parties?

00:10:16.000 Like, let's go. 1.00

00:10:17.080 And he goes, dude, Hollywood people are fucking disgusting. 0.99

00:10:20.440 Even in the 90s, Joe said, I don't want to have anything to do with Hollywood actors anymore. 1.00

00:10:25.880 They're fucking disgusting. 0.98

00:10:27.540 Well, one thing they do tell you is the times I did try to go just because I buy a dress and wanted to, you know, get my picture took or whatever a friend asked me. 0.99

00:10:37.440 I always went to all the Oscar parties because my friend, she asked me to.

00:10:41.900 So I'd go for her because she always threw one every year.

00:10:44.560 So the first thing is when you get, well, they tell you everybody's going to be there at these parties.

00:10:50.040 Not the Oscar parties because that's a mind blower.

00:10:52.900 But the regular parties, they go, oh, so and so.

00:10:55.880 And they always say the same, they always say the same people.

00:10:58.520 Tom Hanks is coming.

00:11:00.280 It's always Tom Hanks and two other people I can't, they'll be there.

00:11:03.640 So, of course, you're like, wow, I'll be meeting on Tom Hanks, you know.

00:11:06.960 So you get there and it's Tom Hanks' personal assistant.

00:11:11.860 That's a lot of it.

00:11:13.820 It's all secretaries and clerks and you.

00:11:16.440 Yeah.

00:11:17.280 And they're all asking to call their mom.

00:11:19.240 They're drunk.

00:11:19.760 Would you mind call my mom and say happy birthday? 0.99

00:11:25.720 I'm like, Jesus Christ, I've got to get the fuck out of here, you know.

00:11:29.000 But the real Oscar parties, they were stunning. 0.93

00:11:33.160 I took my mother to one of them and she was astounded because she didn't even know any of them people were real people because she only seen them on the screen, you know.

00:11:44.000 And it was so hilarious on the way out.

00:11:47.660 And she met everybody that was up for an Oscar at that time.

00:11:50.860 It was a million years ago.

00:11:52.360 But one of them was, Christ, I can't remember anybody's name. 0.99

00:11:57.160 Fuck, what's her name? 1.00

00:11:59.020 For what? 1.00

00:12:01.420 The beautiful girl.

00:12:02.380 Anyway, I can't remember any of his name.

00:12:04.420 I'm so old.

00:12:04.960 What movie was she in?

00:12:06.640 She was in a lot of them and she played a superhero. 0.99

00:12:12.080 Scarlett Johansson?

00:12:12.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:13.720 Damn. 1.00

00:12:14.420 Nice. 0.99

00:12:14.820 Yeah, she's pretty. 1.00

00:12:15.820 Oh, she's gorgeous. 0.88

00:12:16.680 And so sweet.

00:12:17.940 And anyway, so I introduced my mom to everybody and we leave later.

00:12:22.720 I go, Mom, who was your favorite?

00:12:25.440 She goes, there were two people there who very much impressed me.

00:12:28.900 That's how my mother talks. 1.00

00:12:29.960 Two people there who very much impressed me as being Menches. 1.00

00:12:37.260 Michael Moore and Paris Hilton.

00:12:44.300 Those were her two favorite celebs.

00:12:47.820 Okay.

00:12:50.340 Yeah.

00:12:50.680 I don't know either of them.

00:12:51.500 Interesting.

00:12:52.220 But okay.

00:12:54.000 But those parties are cool because at least they have food.

00:12:56.600 Yeah.

00:12:56.760 I went to a lot of parties in these big billionaire mansions.

00:13:01.060 You know, of course, I always leave by nine.

00:13:03.060 Because, you know, I got no business being around people that are drunk.

00:13:07.900 Yeah.

00:13:08.200 You know, in any way.

00:13:10.100 Because I don't like germs and I don't like people to touch me.

00:13:13.700 That's why I never shake hands and I got a million Howard Hughes crazy things. 0.97

00:13:18.460 So I don't touch and I don't like people breathing around me and shit like that. 0.95

00:13:21.920 Okay. 0.98

00:13:22.220 So, well, I did go to all these billionaire mansions for parties.

00:13:30.220 Like a $150 million mansion.

00:13:33.080 They would have no food.

00:13:35.160 $150 million?

00:13:36.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:36.940 And there's no fucking food. 0.99

00:13:38.960 What would that be? 0.99

00:13:39.540 That would be like a castle on like a cliff in Malibu.

00:13:43.520 Well, this is L.A.

00:13:44.200 It was like a 600 square foot shack.

00:13:47.640 No, it was, well, I hate to say his name, but, you know, all the, like the Clintons were

00:13:57.320 there and such, you know.

00:13:58.680 Oh, the, like big Hollywood executives.

00:14:01.460 Well, the billionaire investor class.

00:14:04.580 Okay. 1.00

00:14:05.080 But they never serve any fucking food. 0.99

00:14:07.320 Interesting. 0.99

00:14:08.180 And I don't understand that.

00:14:10.020 I guess they don't eat.

00:14:10.900 That was after you left when they brought out the baby buffet.

00:14:13.260 They probably, I probably missed them.

00:14:15.440 The baby buffet?

00:14:17.080 What?

00:14:17.880 Yeah.

00:14:18.480 You know how, don't you, I don't know if they were baby eaters, but a lot of them are.

00:14:24.980 Uh, um, I have.

00:14:26.660 Baby blood drinkers is really what I mean. 1.00

00:14:28.420 Yeah, I have no evidence of that at all.

00:14:30.320 I don't either, but it seems like it's.

00:14:33.300 Yeah.

00:14:33.660 What's the difference between believing that people might drink baby blood and then believing

00:14:38.600 the earth is, uh, uh, it's flat.

00:14:41.040 You're, you were telling me about that.

00:14:42.720 Well, I've heard it before.

00:14:44.420 Yeah.

00:14:44.780 Um.

00:14:45.520 But you're interesting on it.

00:14:47.120 Well, when it comes to, uh, you know, do the elites, uh, are they involved in adrenochrome?

00:14:56.080 That's what they call it.

00:14:57.100 Uh, adrenalized baby blood.

00:14:59.700 Uh, there's no evidence of any of that.

00:15:03.400 It's just all speculation, but, uh, there's a lot of clues and stuff everywhere.

00:15:09.940 And I mean, we know this, if you look up this company called Ambrosia, they're out in

00:15:16.120 the open and they're talking about how teen blood, teen blood, teen blood, uh, transfused

00:15:22.860 into older people with, uh, multiple comorbidities and they're, you know, they're on their death

00:15:28.660 bed.

00:15:28.940 When they get transfused with teen blood that they have like miraculous results.

00:15:33.560 And this is a place you can go to get teen blood.

00:15:37.800 Are you kidding?

00:15:38.660 Ambrosia? 0.70

00:15:39.620 Ambrosia.

00:15:40.340 Look, put the clip up.

00:15:41.940 It's, you, you, it's, it's out there.

00:15:43.700 So it's real.

00:15:44.860 It's real.

00:15:45.800 Ambrosia is the company.

00:15:47.280 Yes.

00:15:48.020 And it's, so if teen blood is good for old dying people, uh, maybe like baby blood is 0.51

00:15:59.660 better or something.

00:16:00.760 I don't know.

00:16:01.180 Maybe they figured it out.

00:16:02.240 I don't know.

00:16:02.960 But there's a lot.

00:16:04.120 Is that it right there?

00:16:04.960 I think so.

00:16:05.600 Oh my God.

00:16:06.160 Yeah.

00:16:06.820 Harvesting the blood of the young.

00:16:08.180 There should be a little video.

00:16:08.600 Look at that.

00:16:09.160 Harvesting the blood of the young.

00:16:10.560 That's real.

00:16:11.100 Oh my God.

00:16:12.080 Wow.

00:16:12.280 I mean, Monterey, California.

00:16:13.540 Of course it's in California.

00:16:14.720 And there's like a little, a little, uh, I'm trying to find out.

00:16:16.960 Like a video, like trailer for it or like a news thing that.

00:16:20.280 I don't see the video.

00:16:21.760 I'll have to keep looking.

00:16:22.640 The Guardian, huh?

00:16:23.460 Yeah.

00:16:24.820 Well.

00:16:26.220 There's a, uh.

00:16:26.960 If you really study like.

00:16:28.300 Study here.

00:16:29.500 Oh, well.

00:16:29.740 I'll go back to you guys.

00:16:31.000 I'll look while you talk.

00:16:32.360 How come I went down the rabbit hole and my red pill moments were in the nineties when

00:16:37.280 I got famous and all the kids here in Hollywood, whenever they'd see me, I was working with,

00:16:44.140 uh, helping kids and, uh, they start telling me what was going on.

00:16:51.640 That was my red pill.

00:16:53.200 Yeah.

00:16:53.700 What?

00:16:53.960 Mm-hmm.

00:16:54.380 Little, little.

00:16:55.300 Hollywood kids would tell you what was going on?

00:16:56.920 Kids who came to Hollywood from abusive families or were trafficked here.

00:17:01.460 Teen renters.

00:17:01.740 That we helped get off the streets and away from their pimps with Dr. Lois Lee of Children

00:17:07.600 of the Night.

00:17:08.480 Uh, yeah.

00:17:09.840 They'd tell us what they had lived through. 0.91

00:17:11.940 And you were first, you're like, this person's crazy.

00:17:15.480 And then after you hear it 15,000 times the very same way, you're like, oh, wait.

00:17:21.840 These weren't kids that were in Hollywood.

00:17:23.800 There were kids that were just in the traffic.

00:17:25.940 Hollywood Boulevard.

00:17:27.080 Like Teen Renters. 0.98

00:17:27.340 Hollywood Boulevard.

00:17:27.980 Hollywood Boulevard.

00:17:28.700 Uh-huh.

00:17:29.300 And what was the main theme?

00:17:31.020 What was the main thing they said?

00:17:33.340 Um, they pretty much described the matrix.

00:17:40.260 Do you know what I mean?

00:17:41.840 That's how it works.

00:17:43.440 And it's all like, uh, you know, business.

00:17:48.660 Trafficking.

00:17:49.520 You know, guns, drugs, human, cargo.

00:17:53.580 Uh, that's what makes the whole world go around.

00:17:57.580 Yeah.

00:17:57.840 Crime.

00:17:59.040 That's the real economy.

00:18:00.780 Yeah.

00:18:01.400 You know, they got everything to, so it looks good in the window, but that's what they're

00:18:05.640 doing.

00:18:06.900 Yeah.

00:18:07.360 Look at Ukraine.

00:18:09.280 Uh-oh, I shouldn't have said that.

00:18:10.980 No, we're on Rumble now.

00:18:11.900 You can say it.

00:18:12.300 Oh, okay.

00:18:13.020 Look at what.

00:18:13.400 You can't say Ukraine.

00:18:14.720 No, they told us we couldn't on YouTube.

00:18:15.800 You can't be critical of the Ukrainian war on YouTube.

00:18:18.300 That's what they told us.

00:18:19.240 That basically, like, like YouTube, uh, has like labels on like when you, you post a certain

00:18:27.220 video and like, if you talk about, uh, the jab, they're going to put a label on it and

00:18:32.980 then they're going to tell you, they're going to send you to like, Hey, the jab is good and

00:18:36.900 safe and effective.

00:18:37.840 You know, if you, if your video has anything on a 9-11, they're going to say, they're going 0.79

00:18:43.600 to put a label on it.

00:18:44.500 It's like, listen, 9-11 was done by some hijackers.

00:18:48.220 It's not an inside job.

00:18:49.740 Right.

00:18:50.220 So, so basically if whatever late, whatever videos have a label on it, there's the targeted

00:18:58.980 there, there's truth in that video.

00:19:01.480 That's right.

00:19:02.320 Right.

00:19:02.780 Some truth.

00:19:03.420 Yeah.

00:19:03.500 And then we talk about flat earth and they got a flat earth.

00:19:07.580 What's a label?

00:19:08.900 Think about that.

00:19:09.600 They got a flat earth.

00:19:10.360 Oh, they're trying to censor all that.

00:19:12.180 Of course.

00:19:12.760 Oh, I didn't realize.

00:19:13.960 Oh yeah.

00:19:14.740 Oh my God.

00:19:16.540 But they don't want us to know about any flat earth.

00:19:18.840 They don't want us to know that we're in a lake.

00:19:20.980 Yeah.

00:19:21.200 You were saying that.

00:19:22.380 And it was like, I don't want us to know that.

00:19:23.520 So what did you say about Polaris?

00:19:25.480 You said Polaris and I loved all that. 0.58

00:19:28.120 Um, based on what I've seen and I, and I'm an idiot, so I don't know anything, but based

00:19:34.180 on what I've seen, it looks, it looks like we're in a lake and our shore is an ice wall 0.76

00:19:42.320 and the middle of the lake.

00:19:44.500 Ice wall.

00:19:44.820 You mean large, large, surrounded by ice?

00:19:48.100 Yeah.

00:19:48.460 You watch video of it.

00:19:49.500 I mean, there's mass video of it.

00:19:51.140 200 foot ice wall.

00:19:52.520 It's just like game of time.

00:19:53.120 200 feet.

00:19:53.860 200 feet.

00:19:54.500 All the way around.

00:19:55.460 We're, we're surrounded by an ice wall.

00:19:56.960 That's what our container.

00:19:58.120 That's the water's level.

00:19:59.660 Cause if we were, cause if we were on a ball and it's 25,000 miles in circumference, right?

00:20:07.120 Approximately there's a ball.

00:20:09.280 There's a, there's an equation that calculates the curvature.

00:20:13.440 And when it comes to a ball, that's 25,000 miles in circumference, supposedly that's what

00:20:20.820 they tell us.

00:20:21.340 That's what NASA tells us.

00:20:22.380 So then the, the curvature, the curvature formula is eight inches per mile squared.

00:20:29.720 So that means every eight in, uh, or, um, every mile, there's eight inches of curvature

00:20:35.860 cause it's a ball.

00:20:36.520 There's got, it can't be, it can't be level.

00:20:38.340 So at a ball, like it doesn't matter how big the ball is.

00:20:41.700 As soon as you take one foot, you should be going lower.

00:20:45.240 Even though you can't tell if the ball was like, like a million miles in circumference,

00:20:49.120 you wouldn't be able to tell that you're going lower, you know?

00:20:51.580 Cause it's such a big ball.

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00:21:07.700 Oh, but a ball is a ball.

00:21:11.020 Wherever you're at, you move one inch one way.

00:21:14.540 Technically you're going lower.

00:21:16.240 It can't be flat.

00:21:17.780 It's a ball.

00:21:18.480 It's always, it's a ball is in perpetual curvature, right?

00:21:22.820 So the, when you, when you take that curvature formula and you, um, up, you know, apply it

00:21:30.420 to, you know, it's hard to, it's hard to measure curve, like, you know, on land.

00:21:34.960 Cause there's valleys and mountains.

00:21:36.160 Christopher Columbus was talking about when he saw the ship, just the ship come up from

00:21:41.460 the horizon that he figured out like an on and on.

00:21:44.700 That is the easiest, that is the easiest question to answer.

00:21:47.980 And it's so easy.

00:21:49.100 Oh, I'm glad I asked.

00:21:49.500 That one's the easiest one.

00:21:50.760 That is the easiest one.

00:21:52.020 But before I get to that, uh, if you're, we're on a ball at 25,000 miles in circumference,

00:21:58.460 it's hard to measure curve on land because there's hills, there's, there's valleys, there's

00:22:04.760 mountains, but in the ocean, the ocean should be perfectly curved.

00:22:10.520 Perfectly.

00:22:11.000 It's water.

00:22:11.680 There's not going to be valleys in the water.

00:22:13.920 Right.

00:22:14.740 Right.

00:22:15.080 It's higher and lower the water.

00:22:17.880 No, what I'm talking about, if we're in a ball, like the Pacific ocean, imagine how big

00:22:21.400 that is.

00:22:21.800 That has to be, there's no valleys in that.

00:22:24.400 So you can measure curvature on water.

00:22:27.080 So, uh, on water at a hundred miles based on the curvature formula based on 25,000 miles

00:22:36.560 in circumference at a hundred miles, there should be six, that approximately 6,000 feet

00:22:42.320 of curvature.

00:22:43.260 So if you're on the ocean at a hundred miles, you wouldn't be able to see anything at a hundred

00:22:47.640 miles because there's the curve.

00:22:49.920 It's a ball.

00:22:50.500 Right.

00:22:50.960 You're saying it's a ball.

00:22:51.820 So we're right here.

00:22:52.860 So that's right.

00:22:53.820 There's a hundred miles right here.

00:22:54.900 A hundred miles.

00:22:55.500 You're right here.

00:22:56.140 There's a hundred miles.

00:22:57.080 You are on a ball.

00:22:58.340 Right.

00:22:58.740 So you should, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature.

00:23:02.840 Can I ask you a question?

00:23:03.900 Yeah.

00:23:04.020 Did you see the documentary at the end where they tried to prove the curvature?

00:23:06.780 I'm not trying to.

00:23:07.240 That is a hit piece.

00:23:08.120 That's proof that it's round.

00:23:09.840 That's a hit piece.

00:23:10.340 Or that it's flat.

00:23:11.120 I'm sorry.

00:23:11.620 Did you see, hold on real quick.

00:23:13.220 Did you, did you see this documentary?

00:23:14.720 No.

00:23:15.000 On Netflix.

00:23:15.700 All right.

00:23:15.900 Well, just so she knows.

00:23:17.020 So they were trying to prove that they were at this flat.

00:23:19.400 So they did this laser flashlight thing that shows the curvature and it was disproven

00:23:23.440 at the end of the documentary.

00:23:24.520 So they looked.

00:23:25.060 So he's saying that's a hit piece.

00:23:26.240 But no, no.

00:23:27.000 That's proof that it's flat because that's a hit piece.

00:23:29.740 That's Netflix.

00:23:30.920 That was a hit piece.

00:23:31.960 Anybody that's involved, anybody that's involved in research of like true earth, like what

00:23:39.160 are we really on based on all this NASA data, everybody knows that was a hit piece.

00:23:45.000 That's a hit piece.

00:23:45.820 Okay.

00:23:46.280 This is a regular hit piece.

00:23:47.220 They're, they're going out of their way to, they're putting labels on, if you punch in

00:23:52.680 a certain flat earth video on YouTube, you spell it out.

00:23:56.300 They're not going to send you to that.

00:23:57.400 They're going to send you to the, the first 30 videos that they produced.

00:24:00.860 They produce to debunk it.

00:24:03.180 They produce.

00:24:04.000 Why are they prove why they're scared to hell?

00:24:07.020 Well, they do control the, they control every aspect of information that gets to the

00:24:11.760 people.

00:24:12.080 Don't they?

00:24:13.280 Yeah.

00:24:13.640 I mean, they do, but, but they control, they focus on the ones that are important and

00:24:18.560 they focus on flat earth, man.

00:24:20.040 They focus on, they even started a flat earth, a flat earth society.

00:24:23.480 That's fake.

00:24:24.340 Flat earth society.

00:24:25.200 Anytime you press, you go to Google and you go flat earth.

00:24:28.200 Okay.

00:24:28.620 They're going to, they're going to take it because they don't want you to know.

00:24:31.200 Why do they not want us to know what's the big threat that we would know it's flat?

00:24:34.900 What does that threaten?

00:24:35.420 Because that's the truth.

00:24:36.300 They don't want us to know the truth.

00:24:37.640 They want us on a ball.

00:24:38.580 Don't go anywhere.

00:24:39.260 You're just going to go in a circle.

00:24:40.340 You're going to go stay where you're at.

00:24:41.520 Don't go anywhere.

00:24:42.380 Where would we go?

00:24:42.860 We would, we would, we would explore, we would, we would find that there's a lot of hidden

00:24:47.120 lands.

00:24:48.220 Under the ice?

00:24:49.280 No.

00:24:49.780 On the other, like beyond.

00:24:51.080 Oh, on the other side of the ice.

00:24:53.120 If we're like a lake, there's a bunch of lakes.

00:24:55.040 Oh, I get it.

00:24:55.580 Yeah, he's saying.

00:24:56.160 There's a bunch of land.

00:24:56.860 I totally get you.

00:24:58.780 Okay.

00:24:59.140 They're hiding land.

00:25:00.560 They're not telling us about everything.

00:25:02.180 Eddie, did they?

00:25:02.680 Oh.

00:25:02.780 They got us, they got us in the center.

00:25:04.040 They got us locked in in the center in this lake.

00:25:07.020 We're not a ball spinning through space.

00:25:08.620 They think we're, do you think you're spinning a million miles an hour?

00:25:11.880 No, because my hair ain't even moving.

00:25:13.760 Exactly.

00:25:14.700 They're telling us we're spinning four different ways at speeds you can't see.

00:25:19.220 They're telling us that the earth is spinning on its own axis at a thousand miles an hour.

00:25:24.080 Yeah.

00:25:24.280 And then the earth is spinning around the sun at 60,000 miles an hour.

00:25:29.100 And then the sun is spinning around the center of the Milky Way at 666,000 miles.

00:25:34.840 Everything is 666.

00:25:36.480 Oh, yeah.

00:25:37.060 I knew that.

00:25:37.360 Everything is 666 in space.

00:25:38.400 Oh, I knew that.

00:25:39.300 Isn't that a coincidence?

00:25:40.920 No.

00:25:42.160 I mean, we all know.

00:25:44.660 Don't we all know?

00:25:46.580 Wait, I'm joking.

00:25:47.440 So they're telling us that we're spinning a thousand miles an hour one way, 60,000 miles

00:25:52.460 an hour another way, and then 600,000 miles an hour another way.

00:25:56.060 And then a million, then the whole Milky Way galaxy is spinning a million miles an hour

00:26:02.420 through the galaxy.

00:26:03.460 Yeah.

00:26:03.660 Yet we're motionless.

00:26:05.320 Yet we're motionless.

00:26:05.980 I have a question.

00:26:06.860 Did they do the test on the water?

00:26:09.400 You said that proves it.

00:26:10.160 Did they do that test?

00:26:11.400 Oh, so the test.

00:26:12.020 Can I tell a joke?

00:26:12.700 Excuse me, Dan.

00:26:13.280 Yeah, when you're done, let us know because I have a question.

00:26:14.640 Oh, now I forgot it.

00:26:16.480 No, it was a, and they can't come up with a cigarette that cures cancer.

00:26:21.160 Good point.

00:26:21.620 I love that.

00:26:23.040 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:26:23.620 God damn them. 1.00

00:26:24.640 That's a great idea. 1.00

00:26:27.100 Ain't it?

00:26:27.540 A cigarette.

00:26:27.980 Would you invest this in my new company?

00:26:30.040 I would.

00:26:30.320 I would.

00:26:30.740 You know what?

00:26:31.200 Because there's so many zombies out there, they would buy it.

00:26:33.600 But it would work.

00:26:34.820 It'd be like, and there should be one we can smoke.

00:26:37.420 Well, this does reverse.

00:26:38.700 That's kind of, you have it in your hand already.

00:26:40.580 You already invented it.

00:26:41.560 You're right.

00:26:42.020 I did.

00:26:42.720 Hey, did you see me? 0.99

00:26:43.840 I bet you didn't, because nobody knows half the shit I've done. 0.98

00:26:47.480 Have you ever gone down the Roseanne rabbit hole, my friend? 0.99

00:26:51.560 That's why I'm here.

00:26:52.480 I'm here to find out what happened.

00:26:55.280 Your first show, the first step, we went nine, ten years.

00:26:59.600 Goodman didn't want to come back.

00:27:00.920 Nine years.

00:27:01.380 So you had a-

00:27:01.780 I only wanted ten. 1.00

00:27:05.060 Bob Iger fucked with my tenth year like he fucked me every goddamn day. 1.00

00:27:09.680 I don't know why. 1.00

00:27:11.440 You were fucking- 1.00

00:27:12.240 He just hated me or something. 1.00

00:27:13.000 Okay, right there.

00:27:13.880 What year, what season of Roseanne were you at, your height, with popularity and money and power?

00:27:20.320 Like, which season was, like, you were just-

00:27:22.120 Ten.

00:27:23.060 At ten, you were-

00:27:23.880 Twenty-eight million viewers.

00:27:25.380 What was that power like?

00:27:27.980 I came back number one after twenty years.

00:27:30.640 Well, wait a minute.

00:27:31.680 I'm going to tell you.

00:27:32.640 Tell me about, like-

00:27:33.760 This is why I got to get one of the-

00:27:36.000 I've got to get Kanye to write it.

00:27:38.560 Or one of the greatest-

00:27:39.800 Your life story. 1.00

00:27:41.000 No, but it is a fucking rap. 1.00

00:27:43.620 I tried to make it rhyme, because it's like, all the shit they talk about, 1.00

00:27:47.980 I will lay down the law as I see it in their raps and shit, 0.99

00:27:51.760 they can't hold a candle to what I've done. 0.99

00:27:55.220 It's true. 1.00

00:27:55.840 They can kiss my fucking ass. 1.00

00:27:58.740 As Richard Pryor said to a bunch of gay people who were booing him, 1.00

00:28:04.120 because he said, 0.85

00:28:05.320 Do you know that there are no black performers here?

00:28:09.820 And so they started booing him, Richard Pryor.

00:28:13.820 And here's what he said. 1.00

00:28:15.440 I'm the only one in this room who ever would admit to sucking a guy's dick. 1.00

00:28:20.780 Like, fuck you. 1.00

00:28:22.780 Kiss my happy, rich, black ass. 1.00

00:28:26.780 And walked off. 1.00

00:28:28.100 Richard Pryor, that was a friend of mine.

00:28:30.380 So look at all my-

00:28:31.520 I got bad mentors.

00:28:33.800 Now, so did you know-

00:28:37.800 What year did you meet Richard Pryor, and how did you meet him?

00:28:41.660 Well, I met him in my mind when I was-

00:28:44.860 You know, he was my matrix savior.

00:28:47.160 He was that guy.

00:28:48.400 Oh, so you were listening to his records when you were growing up.

00:28:52.100 Like, is that what you mean?

00:28:53.660 I've seen him on Ed Sullivan.

00:28:55.480 Okay.

00:28:55.900 See, that's before your time, yeah?

00:28:58.020 Ed Sullivan's a little bit before my time.

00:29:00.080 That's 70s stuff?

00:29:01.680 Oh, no.

00:29:02.300 Or 60s?

00:29:02.920 60s.

00:29:03.500 That was 60s?

00:29:04.540 Yeah.

00:29:05.200 Okay, so-

00:29:05.860 I am so old. 0.87

00:29:06.340 It's ridiculous. 1.00

00:29:06.840 Hey, your story needs to be a goddamn miniseries and shit. 1.00

00:29:12.080 But I need a rap for it. 1.00

00:29:13.300 Okay, here's how it starts.

00:29:15.220 So how did you meet-

00:29:15.760 Do you want anything?

00:29:16.520 No, I'm good.

00:29:17.380 I'm high enough.

00:29:17.960 I'm more than good.

00:29:19.480 Oh, yeah, I'm good.

00:29:20.680 How did you meet Richard Pryor?

00:29:22.660 Oh, I was going to tell you.

00:29:23.980 Nobody knows down the Roseanne rabbit hole that I portrayed Connie Cancer in a little video

00:29:30.100 on the internet that talks about how marijuana does cure cancer.

00:29:34.520 And the guy that was marijuana Superman or whatever was that great English actor that

00:29:42.400 played in the original Clockwork Orange.

00:29:45.100 So we got to be foes and fight in this video.

00:29:49.940 And I was like, I will destroy you because that's Connie Cancer.

00:29:55.180 But the story was about that, you know, THC, you know, the herb.

00:30:02.180 Yeah.

00:30:03.000 The-

00:30:05.500 God, I hope that's real.

00:30:07.220 God.

00:30:07.700 You know what?

00:30:08.460 I spoke so much weed.

00:30:09.260 I'm like, you know what?

00:30:10.480 I'll be fine. 0.98

00:30:11.160 Because every now and then you're like, damn, you know, I have friends that are coming down 0.99

00:30:14.320 on cancer. 0.99

00:30:15.620 It is true. 0.98

00:30:16.660 I'm like, damn, I'm getting that age. 0.99

00:30:18.640 But I'm like, I smoke a lot of weed and it probably kills all that shit. 1.00

00:30:21.320 Oh, it does. 1.00

00:30:22.220 I'm hoping.

00:30:23.200 No, it does.

00:30:24.000 I mean, it is smoke in your lungs.

00:30:25.780 It's probably not the best thing.

00:30:27.140 Well, that's not the best thing.

00:30:28.360 You can get CPOD from that one.

00:30:30.660 But you know what?

00:30:31.640 I think-

00:30:31.760 That's why we've got to do this. 0.99

00:30:33.240 They've got to come up with a way to fucking inject it right into our eyeball like the Vax. 1.00

00:30:38.280 But I think that the smoking and like the dirt it leaves behind or whatever, I think 0.98

00:30:45.140 it's just as harmful as like dirty feet.

00:30:47.980 Like, yeah, you got dirty feet, but it's not really going to do anything.

00:30:50.480 The health benefits way out, way out.

00:30:52.580 You got dirty feet.

00:30:53.280 You know what Rodney Dangerfield said to me? 1.00

00:30:55.780 He goes, you can't fucking live on this planet when you're old without drugs. 0.99

00:31:02.320 And he was so right. 0.99

00:31:05.080 And alcohol. 0.99

00:31:06.660 There is no fucking way to make it through without them two things. 0.99

00:31:11.040 It's true. 0.98

00:31:12.920 He left me his pot as my inheritance in his will.

00:31:19.280 I got his pipe and his pot and his stash for my inheritance.

00:31:24.720 That's awesome.

00:31:25.500 Isn't that cool?

00:31:26.140 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:31:26.960 Shit, yeah. 1.00

00:31:29.660 So how did you get into doing stand-up comedy? 1.00

00:31:33.260 By having multiple personality disorder.

00:31:36.560 For real?

00:31:37.240 Yeah.

00:31:37.840 What?

00:31:38.420 Yeah.

00:31:39.280 Like we're talking about you were two different people and you didn't know.

00:31:43.540 Oh, two is a novel concept.

00:31:48.260 Wait a minute.

00:31:48.940 So you had, so how many, okay, how many personalities did you have?

00:31:52.020 18.

00:31:52.300 I have no idea.

00:31:53.200 You had 18.

00:31:54.000 I had about 20 of them.

00:31:55.680 And they had different names?

00:31:57.300 Yes.

00:31:57.900 Inside they did, but I didn't tell nobody what their names were.

00:32:01.160 Because I didn't even know half the time who was there. 0.81

00:32:04.020 I didn't, half the time I'd wake up and find myself someplace I had no fucking idea what 0.95

00:32:09.520 I was doing there for.

00:32:11.780 And I think that always scared people.

00:32:14.140 Because they, they thought one thing of me and I was not just that.

00:32:20.560 There was a lot of me.

00:32:22.360 You know, there's a whole lot of me.

00:32:25.780 Okay.

00:32:26.460 So, okay.

00:32:27.040 So you got all these multiple personalities.

00:32:29.280 How do you transition into, you get into comedy or were you doing acting as a kid or someone recognized you?

00:32:36.400 Acting funny because my dad also wanted to be a stand-up comic.

00:32:41.040 He made me one.

00:32:42.840 And he was, he'd hit you upside the head if he, for no reason whatsoever, just walk up 1.00

00:32:49.780 and slap you in the head for no fucking reason. 0.99

00:32:52.940 You didn't see it coming, but it was to keep you on guard, I guess, as I look back. 1.00

00:32:57.620 That's some Karate Kid type shit. 0.99

00:32:59.520 It's like Kato. 1.00

00:32:59.820 It is Karate Kid type shit. 1.00

00:33:02.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:02.600 Kind of.

00:33:03.160 That's crazy.

00:33:04.360 And then.

00:33:05.060 Maybe because your dad wanted to be.

00:33:06.160 You know what he'd hit me for?

00:33:08.120 What?

00:33:09.080 No.

00:33:09.540 Farting?

00:33:09.840 No.

00:33:12.160 Were you allowed to fart around him?

00:33:13.840 It goes back a bit further than that.

00:33:14.460 No?

00:33:15.080 Oh, we were rewarded for farting around daddy.

00:33:17.780 Okay.

00:33:18.080 Oh.

00:33:18.740 We had shows for farting and our whole family was, we just liked to make each other laugh.

00:33:24.840 Yes.

00:33:25.120 And see, my dad, he didn't have no limits to how funny he was going to get.

00:33:30.820 And there was always kind of a hook in it at the end.

00:33:35.820 Maybe he created all those personalities for you.

00:33:38.560 You know what I mean?

00:33:39.080 Duh.

00:33:39.960 Totally, right?

00:33:40.920 Okay.

00:33:41.280 Yeah.

00:33:42.180 A hundred percent.

00:33:42.640 Duh.

00:33:43.040 And my mom was the other one. 0.99

00:33:46.220 She, here's my mom the whole time. 0.98

00:33:47.920 It's all like these chest moves.

00:33:50.400 You know, that's what I said.

00:33:51.380 It's like boxing.

00:33:52.360 You know, you got to prepare on the mental level for the fight.

00:33:55.280 But, you know, you train by, oh, I got hit that way, this way, I'm moving this way. 0.99

00:34:01.180 And you try to get away from the fucker because he, he'd chase you down if dad was mad. 0.99

00:34:07.000 Ooh, I remember this one time. 1.00

00:34:08.740 My dad was so mad at me.

00:34:11.740 Ooh.

00:34:13.500 Hmm.

00:34:14.260 Well, he chased me down the street, you know. 0.96

00:34:16.520 Oh, I used to run over to my girlfriend's house because I just fucking, I had it. 0.93

00:34:22.540 And what, what city was this in? 0.91

00:34:24.440 What state?

00:34:24.800 Salt Lake City, Utah.

00:34:26.420 Were you Mormon?

00:34:28.720 We're Jews.

00:34:29.800 Okay, so there was Jews there.

00:34:32.140 I thought it was all Mormon, no.

00:34:33.680 Yeah, it mostly is Mormon.

00:34:35.300 Our neighborhoods were, it was 100% Mormon.

00:34:38.720 And we had one Catholic across the street and everybody goes, everyone in there, they didn't know.

00:34:45.640 My mom told us that we were never to tell anyone we were Jews. 0.89

00:34:50.640 Like they couldn't tell since we were short, fat, and dark, and craved like, like carbohydrates.

00:34:57.540 So the real last name is, uh, your, Barstein?

00:35:01.220 No, Bar is what they changed it to from Ellis Island when they came here to America.

00:35:08.100 When it was America. 0.69

00:35:09.000 But didn't they, didn't they just cut off the end?

00:35:10.240 They came here for refuge from communism.

00:35:13.280 Borisovsky.

00:35:14.460 Borisovsky.

00:35:15.040 Borisovsky.

00:35:16.040 Is your real last name?

00:35:17.040 Yep.

00:35:17.220 That's one of my last names.

00:35:19.060 So it's, like, I got four last names.

00:35:20.960 No, we don't.

00:35:21.540 Borisovsky.

00:35:22.220 No.

00:35:22.620 Yeah, there you go.

00:35:22.940 So, Bar, okay.

00:35:24.180 Yeah.

00:35:24.640 Because a lot of guys, there's people named like Michael Gold, but he's really, it's really

00:35:29.140 Goldberg or something.

00:35:30.220 Sure.

00:35:30.380 Or Goldstein, right?

00:35:31.300 Right.

00:35:31.400 So, Jews did that. 1.00

00:35:33.440 They, like, took off the Jew part, right? 0.88

00:35:35.040 Well, they did it at Ellis Island because they're like, you know, they didn't know how to, I

00:35:40.120 don't know.

00:35:40.880 A lot of people, you should read, there's a lot of accounts of what happened to people

00:35:44.280 and why they changed their names.

00:35:45.760 Yeah.

00:35:45.940 And it's all over the Library of Congress about Ellis Island and how people were made,

00:35:52.880 you know, or encultured or brainwashed or whatever you want to call it to, I don't

00:36:03.040 know, it's like, how far in the matrix do you want to go?

00:36:06.580 Yeah.

00:36:07.100 Okay, do you really want to go there?

00:36:08.720 No, I don't.

00:36:09.820 Why?

00:36:10.920 Why?

00:36:11.840 What are you talking about?

00:36:12.220 You should go there.

00:36:14.180 Where?

00:36:14.480 What?

00:36:15.160 Where?

00:36:15.840 Huh?

00:36:16.180 Where?

00:36:16.740 What are you talking about?

00:36:17.620 I'm talking about, have you seen that Mormon, we're talking about Mormons, right?

00:36:21.100 Uh-huh.

00:36:21.780 Which way?

00:36:22.520 Both.

00:36:23.120 I was a Jew in a Mormon community.

00:36:25.740 Yeah, and that's fascinating.

00:36:29.440 Okay.

00:36:29.840 Oh, yeah, I learned a lot.

00:36:31.300 I learned the Mormons, their food ain't that great, but the ones who had the best food 0.59

00:36:37.460 were the Baptist church up the street.

00:36:41.380 Oh.

00:36:42.200 Now, I'd go up there for the-

00:36:43.460 So churches made food and you'd find the best food?

00:36:47.440 So churches were responsible for making food? 0.99

00:36:50.400 Well, I'm a food slut. 0.95

00:36:51.900 My whole life is the person to have food. 1.00

00:36:53.080 So you're saying like the Mormons, they had shitty food. 0.99

00:36:56.380 Huh? 0.99

00:36:56.520 Yeah, for sure.

00:36:57.320 Yeah, it's like Jell-O.

00:36:58.380 It's like green Jell-O.

00:36:59.120 No, it's got some good Mormon food going on.

00:37:01.380 What's good Mormon food?

00:37:02.200 Oh, it's comforting and a lot of carbs.

00:37:05.420 Just like bread and stuff?

00:37:06.600 We just love it.

00:37:06.800 Cheesy bread, soft.

00:37:08.740 Okay.

00:37:09.320 Okay.

00:37:09.520 Yum, yum.

00:37:10.240 Okay.

00:37:10.780 I'm done with that.

00:37:11.260 Like grandma makes when you go over to her house on Sunday.

00:37:13.460 And Mormons still, they could have multiple wives?

00:37:16.540 Oh, no, not the proper Mormons. 1.00

00:37:18.800 But those are the outlying Mormons and they got their own towns.

00:37:23.140 Okay.

00:37:23.760 Okay.

00:37:24.160 So that's not all Mormons. 0.73

00:37:26.480 No, those are the reorganized church of the Mormon church or the FLDS.

00:37:32.440 They got a lot of names.

00:37:33.660 There's a lot of factioning within the Mormon church.

00:37:36.080 How amazing is that Mormon church down by San Diego?

00:37:41.640 I don't know if I've seen that.

00:37:43.160 Oh, my God.

00:37:44.400 What's that?

00:37:44.760 It's like a castle.

00:37:45.700 It's like Harry Potter.

00:37:47.080 It's amazing.

00:37:48.440 Seriously.

00:37:49.340 And it's right off the freeway.

00:37:50.880 You don't ever drive to San Diego?

00:37:52.900 Yeah.

00:37:53.380 You ever...

00:37:54.340 I actually keep my eyes on the road.

00:37:56.580 Yeah, but you can't miss it.

00:37:57.800 It's like right next to the freeway.

00:37:59.840 It's like the most amazing architecture.

00:38:03.780 I got to look at that.

00:38:04.660 It's amazing.

00:38:05.560 There's the one in San Amatokan Bundy.

00:38:06.820 It's like Tartaria.

00:38:07.880 It's interesting.

00:38:08.180 You ever look into Tartaria?

00:38:09.420 Yeah, I know all about it.

00:38:10.660 You know all about it?

00:38:11.660 It's in my DNA.

00:38:12.960 Oh, my God.

00:38:13.500 I research Jewish history because that's who I am.

00:38:16.780 You know, I'm a Jew.

00:38:17.560 Did I tell you that?

00:38:18.900 What?

00:38:19.880 Yeah, I'm a Jew.

00:38:20.800 I thought you were Mexican.

00:38:22.400 Well, I'm that too.

00:38:23.520 Okay, okay.

00:38:24.480 One of our personalities.

00:38:25.880 What is a Tartarian?

00:38:26.360 One of me is everything.

00:38:27.400 You guys got to talk on one.

00:38:28.960 What's Tartarian?

00:38:29.920 I want to hear about this.

00:38:30.780 How did...

00:38:31.260 Okay, but we never finished...

00:38:32.520 We did our DNA.

00:38:33.080 We never finished Flat Earth.

00:38:34.400 We never finished how you met Richard Pryor.

00:38:36.660 Yeah, we have eight things that we haven't finished.

00:38:38.400 How did that happen?

00:38:38.660 Well, I met him in my mind as a young child.

00:38:41.120 But you actually met him.

00:38:41.980 In person.

00:38:42.380 I seen him on the Ed Sullivan show and he went into me.

00:38:46.080 His essence was I was just on the same thing as him.

00:38:50.140 I was seven and I go, good.

00:38:52.200 I go, well, I at that time had already grown a large perception

00:38:58.440 of how the world really works because I've seen it. 0.99

00:39:03.620 I saw the shit that nobody probably... 1.00

00:39:06.620 Well, I saw the shit that children see often in a damaged family 1.00

00:39:11.260 and everyone should think about that. 1.00

00:39:13.540 That's the original trauma that allows brainwashing to come in.

00:39:19.180 Yeah.

00:39:20.520 He's asking when you actually met Richard Pryor in person though.

00:39:23.680 Just so you...

00:39:24.180 I met him when I was pregnant with your...

00:39:26.380 No, the first time I met him was at the comedy store.

00:39:28.760 Were you already doing stand-up?

00:39:30.140 Were you doing stand-up and then you met him?

00:39:31.780 Yes.

00:39:31.820 Or you met him and then you did stand-up?

00:39:33.180 Oh, I was already doing stand-up and everybody was talking about me.

00:39:36.980 Oh.

00:39:37.680 And he came down there to see me.

00:39:39.660 Okay.

00:39:40.620 Good God.

00:39:42.000 Okay, so you were already blowing up.

00:39:44.220 Uh-huh.

00:39:44.440 You were just this young new comic just killing it. 0.95

00:39:47.140 And she's a chick and she's killing it. 1.00

00:39:48.920 You were probably like, was there anybody... 0.98

00:39:51.040 Were you dirty back then? 1.00

00:39:52.060 Oh, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:39:53.340 So you were like Richard Pryor back. 1.00

00:39:54.800 There was no other girl like that, right?

00:39:56.880 You were the first...

00:39:57.740 Oh, there was a lot of girls like that. 1.00

00:39:58.920 There were?

00:39:59.420 There were?

00:39:59.960 There was a lot.

00:40:00.980 Yeah.

00:40:01.320 There were a lot of women out there. 1.00

00:40:01.900 They just weren't funny.

00:40:03.000 Huh?

00:40:03.880 Were there funny ones too?

00:40:05.600 Well, none of them, I'll have to say, was as damaged as me.

00:40:15.720 So not as funny.

00:40:16.040 And for this one time, it worked for my favor. 0.96

00:40:18.560 I said, God damn, I finally got me a job they can't fire me from. 0.97

00:40:23.060 And then I got fired from the Roseanne show. 0.99

00:40:26.920 I was like, oh my God, is this karmic or what?

00:40:31.760 So how did you...

00:40:32.580 So once, when you met Richard Pryor, you were already blowing up.

00:40:37.460 Uh-huh.

00:40:38.200 And what was the first...

00:40:40.000 He came down the, what was it, while he knew Mooney 2.

00:40:46.780 So at the comedy store, you're just killing him.

00:40:48.320 No, I met him through Mooney. 0.99

00:40:49.640 And you're just killing him. 0.94

00:40:50.620 You're killing him at the comedy store, right? 0.99

00:40:52.060 Yeah, and then Mooney starts giving me some suggestions for shit I could do. 0.99

00:40:56.760 And I almost shit myself right there. 0.99

00:40:58.660 I did, I think I did shit myself just a little. 0.99

00:41:03.560 I really do. 0.97

00:41:04.820 Because I just, I was, I couldn't talk.

00:41:07.700 And I, I know that I had to run to the bathroom. 0.99

00:41:10.620 So I probably did shit myself. 0.91

00:41:12.640 Or peed myself. 0.99

00:41:13.860 Something like, I had like, lose control of my bowels my whole life.

00:41:18.260 And that's been terrible.

00:41:20.760 So this is when you met Richard Pryor? 1.00

00:41:22.820 You shit yourself when you met Richard Pryor? 1.00

00:41:24.380 I knew you shit yourself when Jesse Waters, but I didn't know Richard Pryor. 1.00

00:41:28.580 Is that what you, did you shit yourself when you met Pryor? 1.00

00:41:29.920 A little bit. 1.00

00:41:30.520 I didn't just go...

00:41:31.680 It was just a little.

00:41:33.940 Because you were excited.

00:41:35.560 I was aghast.

00:41:38.200 I mean, it was like seeing royalty, you know.

00:41:41.780 Yeah.

00:41:42.320 For a comic?

00:41:43.060 He was one of the goats.

00:41:44.240 The one, the great, I mean...

00:41:46.560 Maybe the goat.

00:41:47.780 But I already worshipped like, you know, I already saw Paul Mooney as being like that

00:41:53.620 because they were writers together, you know.

00:41:56.900 And then the networks came after you.

00:42:00.140 Like, you're like, we...

00:42:00.840 Because that was...

00:42:01.480 Back then, that was the strategy is get good at comedy to get a sitcom.

00:42:06.140 Because that's all there was back then, right?

00:42:07.620 Sitcoms were like the main money makers. 1.00

00:42:09.000 She predates that.

00:42:09.940 Money makers.

00:42:10.720 The model was based off her.

00:42:12.620 Yeah, the model.

00:42:13.180 Honestly.

00:42:14.120 I mean, Cosby was before that.

00:42:15.680 Yeah, Cosby's where it's based off of.

00:42:17.460 I guess.

00:42:18.040 But you were kind of...

00:42:18.620 But then you think about Carol Burnett and, you know, Lucy.

00:42:21.680 So, there was others before, you know.

00:42:24.620 I apologize for...

00:42:26.120 And Phyllis Diller, too. 0.99

00:42:27.340 She had great TV numbers.

00:42:30.240 Was she ever filthy?

00:42:32.960 Phyllis Diller?

00:42:33.840 No, she was always.

00:42:35.540 She said...

00:42:35.680 Super clean.

00:42:36.400 I said, how can you have done that to have a career all based on clean?

00:42:42.820 And she goes, because I knew the only place I could ever do my act was at laundromats.

00:42:48.420 And places where women were who had children with them. 1.00

00:42:52.320 So, it had to be clean.

00:42:54.240 Otherwise, I had no business to be on any stage anywhere.

00:42:57.740 Wow.

00:42:58.460 And I just loved her.

00:43:00.260 She was up there.

00:43:02.300 She was on the Elvis realm, you know. 1.00

00:43:05.780 The Elvis realm is killer shit. 1.00

00:43:10.140 For me, my favorite comedians were the dirty shirts. 1.00

00:43:14.220 Oh, legends.

00:43:15.320 I mean, then you're invited to the legendary parties.

00:43:21.260 Oh, my God.

00:43:21.920 I can't believe I got to live through this.

00:43:26.100 I met Salman Rushdie.

00:43:29.160 That my jaw was on the floor.

00:43:31.840 I don't know who that is.

00:43:32.920 I know.

00:43:33.680 It doesn't matter.

00:43:34.540 But explain who he is.

00:43:36.020 He's a great writer.

00:43:36.920 He wrote a book.

00:43:37.660 He was a Muslim that wrote a book about Islam, right?

00:43:41.940 And they tried to kill him.

00:43:42.920 I remember it kind of.

00:43:43.820 I was a kid.

00:43:44.980 Yeah.

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00:44:51.980 Yeah, his writing, I don't know about the politics.

00:45:01.120 He had to come to America. 1.00

00:45:02.380 He had to come here because they were going to kill him.

00:45:03.860 Well, some people consider it an insult, but, you know, you have to really look at, like, nowadays, 0.98

00:45:10.820 it's like, it's just like these people that walk around with their penises exposed all over the town, 0.95

00:45:22.520 wherever they want, you know, and doing whatever they want, are telling us we're offensive. 1.00

00:45:30.760 That's some shit. 1.00

00:45:32.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:32.280 That's a grade-A bullshit, man. 1.00

00:45:36.260 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:45:37.100 Like, the common sense is, like, means you're crazy. 0.99

00:45:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:41.320 Most of my favorite comedians are super dirty, like, you know.

00:45:45.540 Who? 0.92

00:45:46.860 You know, Eddie Murphy.

00:45:48.480 Yeah, oh, my God, I love Eddie Murphy. 0.96

00:45:50.480 But, like, Martin Lawrence, you so crazy.

00:45:53.860 That's one of the greatest.

00:45:55.820 He's a great comic. 0.99

00:45:55.840 Martin Lawrence, are you fucking kidding me? 0.97

00:45:58.700 That guy's, you know, of course, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison. 0.98

00:46:01.800 See, I was old.

00:46:02.660 I was in Andrew Dice Clay, you know, real time.

00:46:06.180 I was, like, you know, 20 years old or whatever.

00:46:08.160 Oh, he was, yeah.

00:46:08.740 And seeing him at his height, you know.

00:46:10.620 He was at his height, you know.

00:46:11.760 He still holds the record.

00:46:13.500 Hell, yeah.

00:46:14.000 I love Andrew Dice Clay.

00:46:14.820 Oh, my God.

00:46:15.460 Oh, he's so great.

00:46:16.900 I wrote him a bit, and he said he was going to use it.

00:46:20.400 I got to go see him to see if he did.

00:46:21.860 His movie, Ford Fairlane, one of my favorite movies of all time.

00:46:24.100 Oh, yeah, a great movie.

00:46:25.240 Are you?

00:46:25.800 A guy movie.

00:46:26.760 Like, how did?

00:46:27.560 A real guy movie.

00:46:29.340 Like, for some reason, after that movie, I love that movie.

00:46:33.060 Yeah, he's a great actor, too.

00:46:35.220 Yes.

00:46:35.740 What about in that Woody Allen movie he did?

00:46:38.360 I think he got nominated for an Oscar or something.

00:46:41.620 I didn't see that one.

00:46:42.640 He might have even won it.

00:46:43.760 I never watched the Oscars.

00:46:44.080 He's a great actor.

00:46:44.980 He's been like, he's had parts in different, even at his own TV show.

00:46:49.180 He's a great actor.

00:46:50.540 God, he is.

00:46:50.800 I mean, nobody's better than him at being him.

00:46:53.240 Nobody.

00:46:53.660 You know what I mean?

00:46:54.260 He's got that one down.

00:46:55.480 Yeah.

00:46:56.020 And he's got that character down.

00:46:58.400 He's like so many guys.

00:47:00.860 He's hilarious.

00:47:00.980 He's like perfected the guy thing.

00:47:03.360 And I said, oh, my God, your guy thing has to, what are you going to do?

00:47:07.400 You're going to have grandkids.

00:47:09.500 The guy thing, how are you going to move it into that area?

00:47:12.820 Yeah, that's going to be so fun to watch.

00:47:16.020 Yeah.

00:47:16.760 Oh, man. 1.00

00:47:18.780 And he was the only comedian out there that could say the same shit over and over again 1.00

00:47:25.500 and people say it back. 1.00

00:47:27.240 You know, they heard it so much.

00:47:29.360 Like all those nursery rhymes.

00:47:31.320 Now he's doing about his dysfunctional relationship with Suri.

00:47:37.720 It's a Siri.

00:47:39.240 I haven't heard his latest stuff.

00:47:40.900 No, Siri.

00:47:42.260 He's like in a dysfunctional, codependent relationship with Siri.

00:47:47.480 Okay.

00:47:48.060 With the phone.

00:47:48.780 No, it was Alexa.

00:47:49.980 Alexa.

00:47:51.240 It was hilarious.

00:47:52.620 He couldn't figure it out.

00:47:53.240 Because she was telling him what to do and he yelled at. 1.00

00:47:55.040 Yeah, and he called her a cunt and broke up. 0.99

00:47:56.120 It was really funny. 0.99

00:47:56.600 Sam Kinison was also huge.

00:47:58.300 My favorite.

00:47:59.000 Yeah.

00:47:59.060 On me.

00:48:00.020 Huge.

00:48:00.360 Stand-up comedy was always like, I always watched boxing.

00:48:05.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:05.900 Stand-up comedy and sketch comedy.

00:48:08.180 But there's nobody, but there's nobody in this century or the one before it, nobody put

00:48:16.580 it together better than Bill Hicks.

00:48:20.400 Nice.

00:48:20.940 He's number one.

00:48:22.280 Numero uno of the almost post-pioneer thing.

00:48:32.600 He was the one that took the youth stand-up.

00:48:35.360 Was he the first?

00:48:35.900 I don't know.

00:48:36.580 I didn't go back to Bill Hicks.

00:48:37.960 He was like 14 or something.

00:48:39.680 Bill Hicks was a little before me.

00:48:41.000 I admit that, but I look back at some of his stuff and he was very, I don't want to say

00:48:48.200 political, but he was awake more than most comedians.

00:48:52.500 My friend.

00:48:52.720 Right?

00:48:53.200 Maybe he wasn't the, you didn't get the.

00:48:55.900 Here was a joke on Bush.

00:48:58.420 He goes, well, of course, we didn't need to go to war, ladies and gentlemen, because Bush

00:49:04.380 already knew that there were, something like there was no WMDs.

00:49:11.800 No, he knew they, yeah.

00:49:13.500 He knew right where they were because he has the receipts.

00:49:17.440 Yeah.

00:49:18.600 He was brilliant.

00:49:20.240 He was that.

00:49:21.760 Ben.

00:49:22.720 Yeah.

00:49:23.120 It was in the 80s.

00:49:23.860 Bush Senior, not W.

00:49:25.740 Yeah.

00:49:26.040 Yeah.

00:49:26.280 That's hardcore.

00:49:27.320 For sure.

00:49:28.020 We had the receipts.

00:49:28.800 I mean, people had freedom of speech.

00:49:30.640 It was way different then, but not that.

00:49:33.100 But I can understand how people of your subset of the change of the generations as they perfect

00:49:39.560 the perfect docile worker for communism, I can see how they have decreased the ability

00:49:48.080 of the person to think as a person.

00:49:52.380 Yes.

00:49:53.180 That's counterproductive to the new world order.

00:49:56.500 That's for sure.

00:49:59.340 But, you know.

00:50:00.780 Because we can only hold out so often, I mean, so far.

00:50:05.140 There's just a point, I got a t-shirt that says, it's over.

00:50:09.400 And I'm just wearing it everywhere now, because it is over.

00:50:13.060 What's over?

00:50:13.580 You think it's all over?

00:50:14.600 Oh, yeah.

00:50:15.540 We've lost?

00:50:16.620 Great reset one.

00:50:18.760 We're not a, you don't think people are awakening?

00:50:22.720 It's too little too late?

00:50:24.000 You really think it's over?

00:50:28.760 I do think it's over.

00:50:30.320 Oh, well, that's a nice message for her.

00:50:32.300 Really?

00:50:32.860 Jesus.

00:50:33.580 Depressing.

00:50:34.060 What makes you think that?

00:50:35.040 Like, inside scoop or just a feeling?

00:50:38.660 I've been, I was hooked, I was hooked into a vision of what happened in the future.

00:50:48.060 In the very short future.

00:50:50.560 Interesting.

00:50:50.680 I was hooked into a vision.

00:50:52.800 Okay.

00:50:53.480 I don't think it was through my dental implants, because I never did get them yet.

00:50:58.040 That's why I didn't get them, because I know they're going to put a chip in it.

00:51:01.920 So, that's why I don't have, see?

00:51:04.600 Now, I'm trying to figure out what I can put there so that it doesn't show.

00:51:10.180 Wait, hold on.

00:51:10.900 What's this, do you guys, what's the vision?

00:51:12.740 I want to hear about this.

00:51:13.540 You had a vision of the future, and what was this vision?

00:51:19.120 This is fascinating.

00:51:19.620 This is end of the world type stuff.

00:51:21.120 Yeah.

00:51:22.420 This is getting dark.

00:51:26.740 And this is based off a vision.

00:51:28.240 Okay, so it's not based on some intel that you have.

00:51:30.420 Right.

00:51:30.920 Just her and my.

00:51:31.640 Because if it was based on, like, intel, that would be terrible.

00:51:33.580 I'm like, dude, I'd be, it would be.

00:51:35.580 No, it is based on intel.

00:51:37.440 Really?

00:51:37.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:51:38.260 You're going to scare the shit out of Eddie. 0.96

00:51:39.680 Oh, no. 0.84

00:51:40.140 You've got to explain it all.

00:51:40.940 No, but it's true.

00:51:41.580 We're losing.

00:51:42.440 We're going to lose.

00:51:42.920 We're going to lose.

00:51:43.980 Did I say that?

00:51:45.280 You said it's over.

00:51:46.640 If it's over, we lost.

00:51:47.740 We're asking you to explain.

00:51:48.540 Oh, what's over?

00:51:48.960 I didn't say.

00:51:49.400 Wait a minute.

00:51:49.940 Maybe.

00:51:50.440 I didn't say nothing about.

00:51:51.980 Well, explain it.

00:51:52.580 Oh, no, wait a minute.

00:51:53.200 Maybe.

00:51:54.100 You know what?

00:51:54.600 It could be.

00:51:55.340 No.

00:51:55.780 It could be it's over.

00:51:57.140 I mean, it's over for the bad guys.

00:51:58.800 Oh, yeah.

00:51:59.360 It could mean that, right?

00:51:59.760 You've got to explain.

00:52:00.540 You're leaving it out there.

00:52:01.320 You're freaking us out. 1.00

00:52:02.180 You've got to figure the shit out yourself. 1.00

00:52:04.140 No, you can't do that. 1.00

00:52:04.820 And I think you just did.

00:52:06.160 You went in that direction.

00:52:08.200 So ask me another question now.

00:52:10.440 Oh, my God.

00:52:10.660 I thought it was over.

00:52:11.560 Oh, she's in sight here, Mo.

00:52:13.500 I'm like, Roseanne has been through it all.

00:52:15.840 Oh, I have and back.

00:52:17.440 You've got to have some intel.

00:52:19.320 Listen, I do have the intel.

00:52:21.080 And then when she's saying that, I'm like, oh, my God.

00:52:21.980 I got scared, too.

00:52:22.900 It's over.

00:52:23.700 Don't write your own interpretation over it.

00:52:27.520 Okay, thank God.

00:52:27.980 Thank God I was wrong.

00:52:28.780 So now ask me again.

00:52:30.260 Ask, start me from the beginning.

00:52:31.780 Okay, do you?

00:52:33.980 Okay, I see.

00:52:35.420 Are we in the middle of the group?

00:52:36.800 You said, what was your vision?

00:52:37.580 Yes.

00:52:38.080 And I said, it's over.

00:52:41.220 For the bad guys.

00:52:45.320 Ask me that question.

00:52:46.940 You've got to ask him more direct, I think.

00:52:48.180 Is it over for the bad guys?

00:52:50.100 Absolutely.

00:52:50.820 Yes.

00:52:51.200 Oh, my God.

00:52:51.860 Thank God.

00:52:52.320 And how accurate are your predictions in general?

00:52:55.000 Are you someone we should listen to?

00:52:57.380 1,000% success rate?

00:52:58.260 You know, the great thing about the truth is once you awaken, and it's so crazy because

00:53:04.060 woke is like awake, like in past tense or whatever that is.

00:53:08.300 They always take the wrong words.

00:53:09.280 It's the same word.

00:53:10.080 They're co-opted.

00:53:10.540 But you know what I mean?

00:53:11.240 But woke is bad, but awake is good.

00:53:13.300 Right.

00:53:14.160 I'm awake.

00:53:15.080 That's good.

00:53:15.760 Are you woke?

00:53:16.400 That's bad.

00:53:17.020 Awake is-

00:53:17.440 It's the same thing.

00:53:18.280 Listen, a bunch of- 0.78

00:53:19.640 It's co-opted.

00:53:20.600 Hold up now.

00:53:21.540 They want your language.

00:53:22.180 A bunch of awakes will rush to the exact same collusions as the woke's. 0.98

00:53:31.100 That's what I think the Russell Brand thing was, the psyop of the Russell Brand thing.

00:53:36.220 So you don't think he did it?

00:53:38.240 I thought you thought he did it.

00:53:39.320 No.

00:53:39.800 I think that, you know, they all knew that things would come out one day.

00:53:45.680 Okay.

00:53:46.220 You've got to explain this.

00:53:47.120 Okay.

00:53:47.220 Okay.

00:53:47.680 Thank you.

00:53:47.960 And everybody, including Russell Brand, had to know that things were going to come out

00:53:52.680 one day because they were in the papers.

00:53:55.840 Right.

00:53:57.460 Duh.

00:53:58.780 So he had to rebrand.

00:54:10.280 Wait, you're saying Russell Brand became awake in preparation that one day he was going

00:54:18.240 to be caught and canceled and he could rest on the fact that he was doing good work?

00:54:23.120 Is that what you're saying? 0.99

00:54:24.040 Like he could say, hey, I'm trying to fight against Pfizer and shit. 0.99

00:54:26.440 Back off? 0.99

00:54:27.440 Well, I mean, it's great that he did that.

00:54:29.940 But are you saying he did that strategically?

00:54:32.940 I'm just confused what you're saying I'm asking because this is fascinating, potentially.

00:54:36.320 We got the weed, we got the alcohol, let's get into it.

00:54:40.860 I want to know what you're thinking. 0.99

00:54:41.480 I'm only saying what I know because I read it in the fucking papers. 0.99

00:54:47.860 So you think he did things that were wrong? 0.98

00:54:50.680 I read about the original accusation.

00:54:55.760 Accuser.

00:54:56.340 Okay.

00:54:57.260 So what are you saying that he did knowing it was going to come out?

00:54:59.980 Okay.

00:55:06.320 And I think he...

00:55:11.480 Dead silence is great for a podcast.

00:55:16.140 It's like, I don't know what he chose.

00:55:18.380 Could have been one of two things that...

00:55:22.480 I mean, if he was guilty, he would act one way.

00:55:27.180 And if he's innocent, he'd act another.

00:55:30.700 That's how you got to break people's behavior down is by what they do.

00:55:34.420 I still don't...

00:55:36.360 I'm still confused what you're getting at.

00:55:38.260 Really?

00:55:38.740 Are you confused?

00:55:40.940 Yeah.

00:55:41.580 We can be honest.

00:55:42.700 A little bit, but not that much.

00:55:44.720 It's all confusing.

00:55:45.800 Like, it seems like...

00:55:47.760 Well, they did a documentary about it on the BBC called something like the, you know,

00:55:55.360 the Russell Brand documentary, which they've recently pulled.

00:56:00.980 The BBC has pulled it.

00:56:03.220 Hmm.

00:56:04.420 And every time you go to look for it, well, it's been removed.

00:56:11.040 But it's the testimony of the underage girl, 16 years old, when he was 30.

00:56:26.760 And I think her testimony should be heard by both the left and the right before they rush

00:56:37.280 in and defend anyone or condemn anyone until it is adjudicated in a proper instrument of

00:56:47.940 a court of law under the Constitution of the United States for the United States of America that he'd have a fair trial.

00:56:57.460 And if, with untampered evidence, which, you know, we're hearing about every day, so how are you supposed to trust anything to be a fair trial?

00:57:07.600 Well, I mean, everybody's eyes are getting open to that.

00:57:11.160 It isn't just the people who live on the fringes of the, you know, protected communities that are being bothered by things now.

00:57:25.760 What do you think of the Trump indictments?

00:57:28.300 Do you think, I mean, it's obvious that, isn't it obvious to you that it's, I mean, they got to get rid of Trump.

00:57:37.540 Like, it's obvious the deep state is trying to get rid of Trump.

00:57:41.580 They'd do anything.

00:57:42.260 I mean, people are throwing around the assassination word, you know, and that's coming up.

00:57:51.520 That's coming up.

00:57:52.120 Alex Jones has been talking about it.

00:57:53.620 Yeah.

00:57:53.900 You know what I mean?

00:57:54.980 I'm like, people are like, people are like, of course. 0.96

00:57:56.800 Well, if they don't get him in jail, they'll have to kill him, is what they're saying. 0.86

00:57:59.440 No, they won't do neither. 0.98

00:58:01.280 Because they're not going to let him be president.

00:58:02.700 Hopefully they don't.

00:58:03.720 Hopefully, you know, man, we just.

00:58:05.960 We just want some, we just want to raise our families and live free.

00:58:13.300 Well, you're going to have to fight.

00:58:14.720 You know what I mean?

00:58:15.220 Yeah.

00:58:15.980 Yeah.

00:58:16.160 Are you ready to fight?

00:58:17.660 I am fighting.

00:58:24.280 I mean, like, strap on the big old army.

00:58:29.220 You know, if it came down to that, you know, if it came down to, you know, pulling out my gun.

00:58:35.360 You know what I mean?

00:58:35.940 Are you a veteran?

00:58:36.520 Defending myself.

00:58:37.100 But I'm not going to, I'm not going to be one of those guys that shows up with an AR and, you know, to the Capitol building.

00:58:42.460 No, nobody wants that. 1.00

00:58:44.080 Oh, fuck no. 1.00

00:58:44.620 I do things. 1.00

00:58:45.260 Those are stooges.

00:58:46.020 I do my part in a different way.

00:58:48.740 No, I'm not talking about that.

00:58:52.100 I'm not talking about any violence in any way.

00:58:55.300 If I would ever to be saying anything like that, you'd know I was talking for the devil.

00:59:01.960 And you think Trump's legit or is he a shill?

00:59:05.200 Some people think he, you know, that he's an actor and they're all on the same team in the same club.

00:59:12.940 I don't know.

00:59:13.360 That could be true.

00:59:13.980 I don't know.

00:59:14.340 I don't know what to believe.

00:59:16.520 I don't either.

00:59:17.160 I have no idea what to believe.

00:59:18.560 I'll tell you what.

00:59:19.300 I lean one way.

00:59:20.720 I lean the other. 0.98

00:59:21.720 But at the same time, like, damn, this could all be some kind of booby trap. 0.98

00:59:27.380 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:59:27.640 Of course it is.

00:59:28.160 It's a murder mystery.

00:59:29.380 Like, what's really going on?

00:59:30.920 Is devolution going on?

00:59:33.020 Is it continuity of government?

00:59:35.040 I don't know. 1.00

00:59:35.760 Shit, that sounds, that might be happening. 1.00

00:59:37.940 There's some evidence of that. 0.99

00:59:38.400 You have to go to military.gov and read the laws and orders.

00:59:44.940 What are those?

00:59:46.800 That's what we're under right now, military laws and orders.

00:59:50.180 Is that continuity of government?

00:59:51.640 Yes, yes, yes.

00:59:52.560 Yeah, that's what, I mean, there's a theory of that.

00:59:55.100 I'm like, man.

00:59:55.620 No, that's the law.

00:59:57.120 The laws and orders of the military, Space Force.

01:00:02.400 If that's true.

01:00:04.220 It is true.

01:00:04.980 If it's true, then.

01:00:05.860 It's on military.gov.

01:00:07.080 It'll tell you every single thing you need to know.

01:00:10.300 Okay.

01:00:11.300 Military.gov.

01:00:12.300 What are you saying now, Eddie, if that's true?

01:00:13.700 So you're saying you believe 100%?

01:00:16.500 Or just listen to Derrick Johnson.

01:00:17.980 There you go.

01:00:18.560 I listen to Derrick Johnson.

01:00:19.440 I love that guy.

01:00:20.040 Yes, I saw that.

01:00:20.520 So you're totally sold on that?

01:00:22.720 Of course.

01:00:23.620 Oh, she's full Q. 0.94

01:00:24.720 Okay.

01:00:24.960 Oh, no, you're in.

01:00:25.520 Oh, my God.

01:00:26.080 You're waiting.

01:00:26.600 I mean, you think Trump.

01:00:27.080 That's what I want you guys to get into.

01:00:28.020 Listen, Trump.

01:00:28.600 You guys are the same.

01:00:29.700 You should just get.

01:00:30.220 Don't try and hold back.

01:00:31.260 Go for it.

01:00:31.360 No, that's what I wanted to see.

01:00:32.380 I didn't know you knew Derrick Johnson.

01:00:33.880 Dude, she's totally deep. 1.00

01:00:35.340 You know what I mean?

01:00:35.620 She thinks she's Q, Eddie.

01:00:37.580 She thinks she's Q. 0.66

01:00:37.820 You listen to X22?

01:00:38.460 I am Q.

01:00:39.460 You listen to X22?

01:00:40.100 Well, I'm R after Q.

01:00:42.040 She listens to X22, yes.

01:00:44.120 No, I'm R.

01:00:45.460 Very closely to X22, Mom.

01:00:47.980 Huh?

01:00:48.460 He asked if you listen to X22.

01:00:50.100 Yes, she does.

01:00:50.860 Oh, my God.

01:00:51.480 I've heard all 3,900 podcasts of his.

01:00:54.820 That's all she does, Eddie.

01:00:55.620 Every day.

01:00:56.080 You listen to me, too.

01:00:56.860 That's all she does.

01:00:57.580 Twice a day.

01:00:58.120 Are you kidding?

01:00:58.400 She smokes and eats her finger and listens to Q stuff. 0.97

01:01:00.860 I smoke by my nails and listen to the podcast.

01:01:02.440 I rarely miss an episode.

01:01:03.840 Huh?

01:01:04.120 I rarely miss an episode.

01:01:05.280 I've never missed one.

01:01:06.160 That's the hopium.

01:01:06.680 That's the hopium.

01:01:08.140 You know what I mean?

01:01:08.880 I hope.

01:01:09.360 I hope it's real. 1.00

01:01:10.200 I hope that shit's real. 1.00

01:01:12.040 I heard it wasn't. 1.00

01:01:12.520 But I don't know.

01:01:13.360 But I don't know.

01:01:14.180 And I'm going to tell you about it.

01:01:15.200 I heard it wasn't from a source that he realized that a lot of the stuff he was saying

01:01:19.200 wasn't true, but he can't back out of it now because he's got a whole army

01:01:25.040 and he gets money and he's like, what am I going to do? 0.99

01:01:27.240 Just come out and be like, hey, I was full of shit all along. 0.99

01:01:29.200 So he's kind of stuck in his own prison. 1.00

01:01:30.760 That's what I've heard from a very trust.

01:01:32.640 I can't say.

01:01:33.360 You're talking about who?

01:01:34.520 X-22.

01:01:36.400 He said a lot of the stuff I said didn't come true, but I can't all of a sudden just

01:01:40.700 go, ah, sorry guys.

01:01:42.780 So he's got to keep that up.

01:01:44.240 Yeah, no, for sure.

01:01:44.600 I don't know if that's true.

01:01:45.780 No.

01:01:46.220 He's right about everything.

01:01:48.040 No, of course they would say that.

01:01:49.420 The detractors, everybody's a hater.

01:01:50.360 Well, at least he's ingesting more than one news source.

01:01:55.660 He's like giving off an educated view from 40,000 feet.

01:01:59.680 But did the stuff, because you're in trouble this week.

01:02:02.320 I don't know if you know this.

01:02:03.300 For what?

01:02:04.060 Because we're smart and we just said, hey, maybe, like Eddie just said, maybe this isn't

01:02:09.000 true, maybe that isn't.

01:02:09.980 And you had Anomaly on and you talked about the book about controlled opposition and maybe

01:02:13.600 Q was controlled op.

01:02:14.640 So all the Q people are pissed at you all week. 1.00

01:02:16.500 I know you saw it on Twitter.

01:02:18.280 So it's just like, at some point.

01:02:20.100 I think it's good every so often to readjust your reality.

01:02:23.900 Absolutely. 1.00

01:02:24.860 I mean, line up your shit and stop swallowing a horse shit. 1.00

01:02:28.220 Stop it. 1.00

01:02:29.100 And it might not be horse shit, but at least be open to the possibility that it is horse 1.00

01:02:32.380 shit. 1.00

01:02:32.620 That's all you have to do. 1.00

01:02:33.220 Just check in.

01:02:33.800 Oh, totally.

01:02:34.820 Don't buy into anything.

01:02:36.100 Check this out.

01:02:36.720 This could be like really on one level.

01:02:39.680 However, if you know anything about Q, which you don't, obviously.

01:02:43.900 Me or Eddie?

01:02:44.620 No, I'm talking to everyone within the sound of my living voice.

01:02:48.540 If you know anything at all about Q, you will know that it is a military, it is run by the

01:02:58.520 military, military intelligence.

01:03:01.340 And then they have a plan that you ain't the general of. 1.00

01:03:09.960 So just try to be aware of what's happening in front of your fucking stupid face. 1.00

01:03:15.000 First, I'm not talking to you. 1.00

01:03:16.940 I'm just talking to myself.

01:03:18.400 Right.

01:03:18.600 You know, to the people I don't, that I can't wake up.

01:03:23.460 But I'm like, I love you, but if you can't see that this is, it's more than the great

01:03:31.040 awakening.

01:03:32.000 It's the great unraveling.

01:03:35.440 You know, everything's unraveling.

01:03:38.080 And it's showing itself to you.

01:03:41.300 And then it's on the screen and it's on the internet.

01:03:44.320 And you know, they control everything.

01:03:46.480 They, the owners.

01:03:49.580 The ones who program the matrix.

01:03:53.400 Or think they do.

01:03:55.800 But they actually don't.

01:03:57.380 Eddie, do you think Trump's a good guy?

01:03:58.780 I wanted to ask you.

01:03:59.600 I hope he is.

01:04:02.360 What do you think, though?

01:04:03.380 I think, because there's been, I think it's, it really comes down to this.

01:04:08.620 If he's, if he's like a fake show, then all the stuff that's going on is acted.

01:04:14.040 Right.

01:04:14.240 I mean, are they really fake going after him?

01:04:17.920 Like, you know what I mean?

01:04:18.840 Yeah.

01:04:19.320 Oh, you think they are going fake?

01:04:20.800 You think the indictments are fake?

01:04:23.640 I'm just asking.

01:04:24.560 I think they don't, they didn't even bother to read them over.

01:04:30.480 Before they signed him.

01:04:31.940 You know, Occam's raising, right?

01:04:33.360 No, but what I'm saying is.

01:04:34.440 It's just like, it's a script.

01:04:36.140 But he is really, he's really indicted by the deep state.

01:04:39.740 Yeah, so it's really, it's a question of, is he, are they truly going after him?

01:04:44.960 Or is it fake?

01:04:46.180 That's really the question.

01:04:47.040 That's what I'm asking.

01:04:47.460 And it looks like they're truly going after him.

01:04:48.720 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:04:49.940 Are they not truly going after him?

01:04:50.940 They are true.

01:04:52.320 Well, they've been after him since day one.

01:04:54.180 Yeah, for sure.

01:04:54.420 Or before day one.

01:04:55.440 For sure.

01:04:55.520 Which is why I know he's a good guy.

01:04:57.040 That's my answer.

01:04:57.600 That's exactly.

01:04:58.920 Yeah.

01:04:59.120 Like you said, when they put this stuff on YouTube, they put the disclaimer, you know 1.00

01:05:01.960 it's bullshit. 0.99

01:05:02.660 Or you know it's the truth. 1.00

01:05:03.400 Totally.

01:05:03.700 The way they're going after Trump, you know he's legit.

01:05:06.620 They wouldn't go after him if he wasn't.

01:05:07.920 He's too legit to quit.

01:05:09.620 Hey, hey.

01:05:10.340 Yeah, but check this out.

01:05:12.220 Check this out.

01:05:13.040 Yeah.

01:05:13.180 What if there's the controllers above them are in this whole different realm where they're

01:05:19.260 like, you know what?

01:05:20.300 You know what?

01:05:20.740 We need to reset the United States. 0.86

01:05:24.660 And they're above the politicians.

01:05:26.560 They're way above them.

01:05:27.060 Well, they already were.

01:05:28.400 They already was doing that.

01:05:29.820 This is just my imagination.

01:05:31.800 I have no idea.

01:05:32.280 No, they already was doing that.

01:05:33.920 So this is my imagination.

01:05:35.440 And controlling the weather and everything.

01:05:37.300 Yeah.

01:05:37.480 This is the scary.

01:05:38.340 This is the scary theory.

01:05:39.380 The scary theory is there's a whole nother level that they look at the world totally different. 0.98

01:05:45.260 They don't really give a fuck about countries or religions. 0.90

01:05:48.220 They just look at the whole world. 0.97

01:05:49.380 So maybe the plan, what if the plan is to nuke the United States constitutionally and reset? 1.00

01:05:59.560 Like, we need to reset that motherfucker. 1.00

01:06:01.520 It got too powerful. 1.00

01:06:02.340 It's running everything.

01:06:03.340 Let's reset that.

01:06:04.320 How do we do it? 1.00

01:06:05.200 Then they go, okay, we're going to throw the left under the fucking bus. 0.99

01:06:08.860 We're going to give the right all this dirt on the left. 0.99

01:06:13.060 Right.

01:06:13.240 And then that's what the cue.

01:06:14.660 And then Trump is like, for real, Trump is fighting all the dirt. 1.00

01:06:17.220 He knows all the dirt and all the crap. 0.99

01:06:18.520 But the level above, they don't really give a fuck about anybody. 0.99

01:06:22.520 They just want, how do we get them to fight? 0.91

01:06:24.800 The way we're going to get them to fight is we give legit dirt, like all that laptop stuff.

01:06:29.420 We'll give it to the right.

01:06:31.340 And then the right's about, you know, First Amendment, Second Amendment.

01:06:34.540 Let them fight.

01:06:35.720 And then really promote. 1.00

01:06:37.340 Like, the left is doing the craziest shit ever. 1.00

01:06:39.720 Like, nobody's down for dudes playing women's sports. 1.00

01:06:43.100 Nobody's into that.

01:06:44.840 Nobody's into that.

01:06:45.520 It's good minds control.

01:06:47.480 Well, gamblers.

01:06:48.080 It is, you know what?

01:06:50.300 I was going to say, you guys won't let me finish saying this, but I should say it.

01:06:55.400 And then you're watching our TV.

01:06:56.820 You're trying to decipher all these millions of sound bites and info that are flowing through

01:07:00.980 in every form on both sides, up down the middle.

01:07:04.620 And like, if they're trying to reset this country, they want us to fight.

01:07:08.020 So that's why we're like, it's the truth, Q, Trump, Trump.

01:07:11.760 They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gave you all that. 1.00

01:07:13.140 Yeah, they're just fucking with us. 1.00

01:07:13.700 So you guys fucking fight? 1.00

01:07:14.700 We blow it up. 1.00

01:07:15.580 We start over.

01:07:16.180 But that's not what they told us to do.

01:07:18.400 You know what I mean?

01:07:18.760 The message in Q, the message in Q was love, love, love them and teach them.

01:07:26.080 Do the actual research that proves.

01:07:29.140 Get to the proven facts.

01:07:31.380 Prove your facts.

01:07:32.920 Vet your facts.

01:07:34.160 Don't invest.

01:07:35.600 Don't, you know, create facts. 1.00

01:07:38.600 You know, you use actual science to get the goods on these fuckers, you know? 0.99

01:07:42.440 But that was just one side. 0.99

01:07:43.640 He's saying it's this whole controlled puppet thing.

01:07:46.080 That's what the Q people are probably doing. 1.00

01:07:47.900 But the other side is doing the complete opposite.

01:07:49.680 And the design is just that we fight, right?

01:07:51.740 Is that what you're saying?

01:07:52.600 Yeah.

01:07:52.760 So what we do is we, like, it's all of, like, the number one mission is to get the people

01:08:00.020 to embrace the military.

01:08:02.320 How do we, we have to get them to embrace it.

01:08:04.540 The military is what?

01:08:05.500 We can't force it upon them.

01:08:06.840 Right.

01:08:06.980 So how do you get them to embrace it?

01:08:08.420 Fight.

01:08:08.820 Man.

01:08:09.280 Right.

01:08:09.440 If that was the master of martial law.

01:08:11.460 But it's always been that way.

01:08:11.560 We are.

01:08:12.000 We're looking for military tribunals.

01:08:14.160 Yeah.

01:08:14.380 We're, military save us.

01:08:16.480 We got to do this through the military.

01:08:18.380 Right. 0.99

01:08:18.480 It's like, damn, they got us to really like the military. 0.99

01:08:21.040 That's scary. 0.99

01:08:21.780 You know what I mean?

01:08:22.420 I never thought of that.

01:08:22.800 So I'm like, what if that's the trick?

01:08:24.820 That is a trick. 0.98

01:08:25.560 Then we're fucking FEMA-k. 1.00

01:08:26.600 I know. 0.99

01:08:26.920 I hope.

01:08:27.440 I hope.

01:08:27.780 That's me being.

01:08:28.800 No, no.

01:08:29.240 I hope I'm wrong.

01:08:30.260 No, that's just a crazy theory. 0.88

01:08:32.360 Crazy.

01:08:32.720 But this is the place to talk theory.

01:08:34.480 You just can't go there.

01:08:36.380 It's like another level.

01:08:37.700 Like, boom.

01:08:37.940 It's at the tippy-tip top of the, this is like I told you about martial arts, how I perceive 0.99

01:08:43.460 it, like boxing and shit. 0.97

01:08:45.280 Up here in the penthouse of battle, in the, you know, focus of the mind and will to carry 0.99

01:08:53.580 out your task and complete it way, you know, the creative thing, you know what I mean?

01:09:00.980 Art and everything.

01:09:02.960 No.

01:09:03.520 But.

01:09:03.620 You know what I mean?

01:09:05.720 Yes.

01:09:07.000 Well, that is the whole Polaris thing.

01:09:11.740 It's, it's a lot of, you know, when I was talking about Polaris, I was talking about

01:09:15.720 like we're in some electromagnetic.

01:09:17.080 You said it was the center.

01:09:18.640 You said it was the center.

01:09:19.940 Yes.

01:09:20.380 That's where, that's why our compasses point to the north because there's a magnetic pool.

01:09:24.400 Yeah.

01:09:24.840 Magnets.

01:09:25.300 Yeah.

01:09:25.460 We were talking about magnets.

01:09:27.140 I don't know nothing.

01:09:29.060 I, it just seems if I had a gun to my head, what do you think is going on?

01:09:32.780 And I'm like, we're in some kind of electromagnetic realm.

01:09:36.400 We are.

01:09:37.420 And those lights in the sky, they're close, closer than you think.

01:09:40.700 So the sun is not 93 million miles away.

01:09:42.940 This is flatter.

01:09:43.740 93 million miles away.

01:09:44.640 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:09:45.500 That thing's right there.

01:09:46.640 93 million. 0.97

01:09:47.740 It's retarded. 1.00

01:09:48.520 They have no proof of it. 0.65

01:09:49.300 And they have no proof of it.

01:09:50.740 But yeah, you get sunburned after an hour.

01:09:53.480 The sun is, I don't know.

01:09:54.860 We're in some electromagnetic realm.

01:09:56.920 Yeah, we are.

01:09:57.340 You never answered.

01:09:57.940 Like some big lake.

01:09:58.840 Did they do that study on the water for the flat earth?

01:10:01.120 You never answered that.

01:10:01.680 Okay.

01:10:01.700 The water thing.

01:10:02.260 Please answer that.

01:10:02.640 Yes.

01:10:03.240 At a hundred feet on the, a hundred miles in the water, there should be at approximately

01:10:08.580 6,000 feet of curvature.

01:10:10.280 Okay.

01:10:10.480 So, but there's, how do you explain Navy ships laser targeting other ships at a hundred miles

01:10:16.720 an hour? 0.99

01:10:17.760 It's like that proves one, some level shit. 0.99

01:10:19.640 They're not accounting for curvature. 0.99

01:10:20.860 Lasers don't curve. 0.99

01:10:22.100 Who gives a shit about any of that? 0.98

01:10:23.680 This is a good point, but did they- 0.99

01:10:25.280 Oh, I know.

01:10:25.560 They were on a lake or spinning on a ball.

01:10:27.180 Yeah, this is a big deal.

01:10:28.100 It doesn't matter to you.

01:10:29.180 It doesn't matter to me.

01:10:29.680 You want the truth about everything, but not the most important thing?

01:10:33.460 Is that-

01:10:34.000 Well, that's the most important thing.

01:10:35.900 Is it?

01:10:36.520 Yes.

01:10:36.920 Yes.

01:10:37.400 What are we on?

01:10:38.320 What is this?

01:10:38.860 You're in a simulated planet that's not in the universe.

01:10:41.200 Oh, well, we are.

01:10:42.560 You can't be, that's the most important thing.

01:10:44.560 But we are a simulation.

01:10:46.720 A simulation.

01:10:48.580 People, they have no problem saying, oh, I believe in the simulation theory.

01:10:52.760 You talk about, we live on some kind of level plane.

01:10:56.020 There's proof, scientific proof, curvature proof, math proof that we're on a plane and 0.99

01:11:00.760 it looks like we're in a fucking lake, possibly. 0.97

01:11:03.880 God, and you're, and all pictures and video of space is CGI. 0.99

01:11:08.220 Yeah, there's no real pictures.

01:11:09.700 There's no real picture.

01:11:11.040 You don't think we really want to the moon or to the moon?

01:11:11.900 No, of course not.

01:11:12.720 He doesn't believe that.

01:11:13.760 There's no way he believes.

01:11:14.220 Okay, but there's no orbiting satellites going around.

01:11:16.960 The satellites are on balloons.

01:11:18.180 They've always been on balloons.

01:11:19.400 On the 50s-

01:11:20.140 This is what I wanted.

01:11:21.180 I can prove it to you.

01:11:22.560 Here we go, guys.

01:11:23.520 Really?

01:11:23.540 Okay.

01:11:23.840 Okay, keep going.

01:11:24.840 Satellites are on balloons.

01:11:25.700 They've always been on balloons.

01:11:26.620 Okay.

01:11:26.840 Like in the 50s, you watch old military, you could watch the video.

01:11:30.740 They're like, this is what they did.

01:11:31.800 They put them up on giant balloon satellites and then they bounce, you know, that was a

01:11:36.080 huge military tactic.

01:11:39.180 They had satellites.

01:11:40.320 Yeah, of course.

01:11:41.140 And they did that through the 50s.

01:11:42.720 That's the way they did it in the 50s.

01:11:44.420 But then in the 60s, they go, hmm, if you give us $300 million, we'll put one in space

01:11:50.800 and it's going to help telecommunications better.

01:11:54.400 And they're going to put them in space.

01:11:55.760 We're going to launch them in space.

01:11:56.540 Do you want to hear the truth or just-

01:11:57.900 And they were just always on balloons.

01:11:58.860 You just only want to hear yourself.

01:11:59.940 No, wait.

01:12:00.300 Does this mean there's no God, though?

01:12:02.140 Is there no God?

01:12:03.760 It's time for me to talk, Junior.

01:12:05.940 You've been talking.

01:12:06.860 I want-

01:12:07.100 Wait, just one second, though.

01:12:08.840 Does that mean there's no God?

01:12:10.880 If you're a flat Earth-

01:12:12.040 I believe in God.

01:12:12.780 Okay, but the flat Earth is somebody that's God-created or this is man-created of simulation

01:12:17.760 We don't know, but we know there's a good God out there.

01:12:19.920 Okay.

01:12:20.260 Because what we're finding out is like, you know, the demons, the elite demon side-

01:12:26.080 They're real. 1.00

01:12:26.560 Damn, they're in the Satan. 1.00

01:12:28.500 100%. 1.00

01:12:28.900 You know, like, they have all the knowledge. 1.00

01:12:31.260 The people running their shit, they probably know what's going on. 1.00

01:12:34.340 They know all- 1.00

01:12:35.000 That's why we have that.

01:12:35.960 You asked me about the Antarctic Treaty. 0.99

01:12:38.640 You can't go to the Antarctica without a government fucking license. 0.97

01:12:43.140 And if you make it, you prove you're a scientist. 0.99

01:12:45.760 They put you on a little peninsula.

01:12:47.720 They got a pole.

01:12:48.960 You get to see the little penguins.

01:12:50.720 Oh, let's go and see the leopard seal.

01:12:52.640 And that's it.

01:12:53.400 They put you on a little thing and then they send you back.

01:12:56.300 That's how they got everybody.

01:12:57.340 You can't independently travel through Antarctic.

01:13:01.400 They got military all surrounding it. 1.00

01:13:04.260 Isn't that a bitch? 1.00

01:13:05.060 How come John Kerry and them's always going up there? 1.00

01:13:07.360 How come John Kerry and them's always is going up there?

01:13:10.560 You don't think they have VIP?

01:13:12.700 What are they doing up there while they're up there?

01:13:14.340 Exactly.

01:13:14.860 I don't know.

01:13:15.460 You got to have a theory.

01:13:16.060 Maybe they're just checking out penguins.

01:13:18.400 What do you think they're doing?

01:13:19.320 No, you know what they're doing.

01:13:19.920 I don't know.

01:13:20.560 Who knows what they're doing?

01:13:21.060 You got to give us a theory.

01:13:22.360 The ice caves.

01:13:22.820 There's something going on.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, there's a whole breakaway continent over there.

01:13:26.540 You don't know about that?

01:13:27.660 You think it's an alien base?

01:13:29.300 You don't know about the breakaway continent?

01:13:29.840 Yeah.

01:13:30.340 There's at least one continent as big as the United States was found without ice by Admiral

01:13:38.300 Byrd.

01:13:38.800 That's correct.

01:13:39.840 He's on TV talking about it.

01:13:41.840 You are correct, sir.

01:13:42.700 There's at least land that doesn't have...

01:13:45.180 So there's probably a bunch of land everywhere.

01:13:46.800 Tell it.

01:13:47.760 They got to contain.

01:13:49.300 Oh, we're spinning through space a million miles a month.

01:13:52.100 What's the point of the round earth theory?

01:13:53.820 It keeps us... 0.71

01:13:55.460 It kills God.

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01:14:11.700 We're a speck.

01:14:13.440 Okay.

01:14:13.760 We're a speck.

01:14:14.740 Interesting.

01:14:15.240 And they had...

01:14:15.880 How does it kill God?

01:14:17.140 Because then it's...

01:14:18.020 Because how could it...

01:14:19.280 How could...

01:14:20.120 God didn't talk about no galaxy.

01:14:22.260 God didn't talk about no solar system. 1.00

01:14:24.240 God didn't talk about none of that shit. 1.00

01:14:25.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:26.180 We're spinning through space.

01:14:27.440 We're...

01:14:28.060 How God created this little speck.

01:14:30.440 They always say we're a little speck and nothing.

01:14:33.000 God said, let there be light.

01:14:37.560 And there was light.

01:14:39.080 Yeah.

01:14:39.260 But he's saying if you...

01:14:40.660 Once you start believing in the universe and all this stuff, you become more science-faced.

01:14:43.220 Yeah.

01:14:43.400 The more science-faced you are...

01:14:45.320 That pulls...

01:14:45.920 The more scientific you are, the less God you are.

01:14:47.660 That explains the entire universe right there.

01:14:49.960 It was darkness that suddenly...

01:14:52.200 You know...

01:14:53.440 The Big Bang Theory.

01:14:54.420 I don't think that it...

01:14:55.160 Well, that's one theory.

01:14:56.340 But I don't think that it just created...

01:14:59.380 That light just appeared.

01:15:01.160 I think that dark first saw light.

01:15:05.060 It was always there.

01:15:07.660 But darkness first saw light.

01:15:10.120 And that was the explosion that created everything.

01:15:14.700 Yeah, that's a hard one to break down because it happened so long ago.

01:15:20.320 The Big Bang Theory.

01:15:21.520 Like, you know how everyone got like that?

01:15:23.420 It's like, do we have any video of this explosion?

01:15:27.140 Yeah, it's always there.

01:15:27.740 No, they do.

01:15:29.300 NASA has it.

01:15:30.400 Oh, they do?

01:15:30.880 Where they go all the way back to the eye of God.

01:15:33.400 Have you seen that picture?

01:15:35.020 Is it...

01:15:35.960 They like rewind the universe or something?

01:15:40.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:15:40.900 Through some CGI shit. 0.99

01:15:42.360 And then they go... 1.00

01:15:43.700 How crazy is it?

01:15:47.420 How crazy is it that everything on space,

01:15:50.060 every documentary you've ever seen on space,

01:15:52.440 any space pictures,

01:15:53.560 they're all CGI.

01:15:55.540 Yeah, but here's what you don't know.

01:15:57.320 But with the telescope,

01:15:58.560 the telescope,

01:15:59.480 look through a telescope.

01:16:01.300 Yeah, but it's true.

01:16:02.160 They'll figure it out eventually.

01:16:03.140 The Hubble.

01:16:03.740 Wait.

01:16:04.160 Yeah.

01:16:04.560 So you think Hubble...

01:16:05.540 Everything is about the Hubble telescope. 0.99

01:16:07.920 It's all bullshit. 1.00

01:16:08.840 It's all bullshit. 1.00

01:16:09.440 All that telescope... 1.00

01:16:10.440 Oh, no, you're not going to tell me. 1.00

01:16:11.660 Yeah, it's all bullshit. 1.00

01:16:12.500 All the fake telescope. 1.00

01:16:13.700 There's no telescopes floating in space.

01:16:15.580 Those are all gigantic.

01:16:17.100 You should look this up on YouTube.

01:16:18.680 Sophia.

01:16:19.300 Look up Sophia. 1.00

01:16:20.920 NASA, Sophia.

01:16:22.420 They got a giant telescope

01:16:23.700 on a giant plane.

01:16:25.600 That's where they get all those pictures.

01:16:26.700 They say it's Hubble.

01:16:27.760 And I go,

01:16:27.960 it's the same Sophia pictures.

01:16:29.380 These are the same ones.

01:16:30.300 You're claiming Hubble?

01:16:31.740 They're taking the pictures off planes.

01:16:33.600 You can put it up on there.

01:16:34.160 Here, I'm putting up Sophia right now.

01:16:35.560 Easy stuff.

01:16:36.040 NASA.

01:16:36.340 No.

01:16:37.120 Here, here.

01:16:37.580 Here it is.

01:16:38.080 Here it is.

01:16:38.140 Here it is.

01:16:38.280 Here it is.

01:16:38.360 Here it is.

01:16:38.380 Here it is.

01:16:38.400 Here it is.

01:16:39.040 Here it is.

01:16:39.320 Here it is.

01:16:39.900 Here it is.

01:16:39.920 Here it is.

01:16:40.040 It's all the same.

01:16:41.020 This is what?

01:16:41.480 It's the exact same stuff.

01:16:42.700 That's the eye I like looking at.

01:16:44.380 Isn't that a trick?

01:16:44.960 What is Sophia?

01:16:46.140 Is that here?

01:16:46.920 We launched a camera into space,

01:16:50.500 and it's taking these pictures when it's...

01:16:52.100 Well, that's how I imagined that.

01:16:53.960 Where is Sophia?

01:16:55.300 You see that plane?

01:16:56.100 If you go back,

01:16:57.400 they showed the plane with the telescope on its side.

01:16:59.460 See that right there?

01:17:00.120 Oh, okay.

01:17:00.600 See that?

01:17:01.060 Yeah.

01:17:01.320 You see that plane?

01:17:02.560 But look what it's showing.

01:17:04.740 No, but he's...

01:17:05.220 No, no.

01:17:05.440 This is actually real.

01:17:06.540 This is the NASA website.

01:17:08.320 But that's the image it's showing,

01:17:10.420 not the plane.

01:17:12.320 No, no.

01:17:12.880 He's saying Sophia is on an airplane.

01:17:15.480 That's the name.

01:17:16.000 The telescope.

01:17:16.520 They're taking the telescope off.

01:17:17.740 It's the telescope.

01:17:18.580 See, it's this airplane here, Ma?

01:17:19.920 They got a telescope.

01:17:21.040 They open the side,

01:17:22.020 and that's where they get the pictures from.

01:17:23.380 It's right.

01:17:23.800 I mean, they don't even hide it.

01:17:25.900 They have an Instagram.

01:17:27.220 NASA has an Instagram about Sophia.

01:17:28.340 He said there's no Hubble.

01:17:29.280 It's just this airplane takes pictures.

01:17:30.720 But what is the airplane taking a picture of?

01:17:31.960 Or that's fake, too.

01:17:32.840 You know, I don't know nothing.

01:17:34.400 I don't know nothing.

01:17:34.720 Wait, is the airplane real or fake?

01:17:37.640 Sophia's real.

01:17:38.240 I don't know what is real or fake.

01:17:38.920 Sophia's real.

01:17:39.660 So these are real pictures of space.

01:17:41.900 You don't think the reptilians...

01:17:43.300 Right, they're...

01:17:43.920 You don't think the reptilians...

01:17:46.500 You don't think the reptilians go up there to Antarctica

01:17:49.360 to get their blood transplants?

01:17:50.740 Mom, please. 0.84

01:17:51.260 Wait, this is real space, Eddie?

01:17:54.540 Show that.

01:17:55.080 You're saying this is real space.

01:17:57.440 I don't know what that is.

01:17:59.060 But you're saying there is actually pictures...

01:18:00.580 But you said that was the real picture.

01:18:01.280 Any pictures taken from space?

01:18:04.060 Okay.

01:18:04.840 From that plane?

01:18:06.000 Yes.

01:18:06.160 Yeah, those are probably real pictures.

01:18:07.760 Okay, so space is real.

01:18:08.920 Okay, so let's look at the real picture.

01:18:09.520 So maybe not...

01:18:10.280 Maybe...

01:18:10.900 But maybe...

01:18:11.520 Let's actually see what's right in front of our face

01:18:13.680 by looking at the actual picture.

01:18:13.880 No, but space is real, you're saying, Eddie, right?

01:18:16.400 I'm asking you.

01:18:17.880 Space is... 1.00

01:18:19.080 You think that's bullshit? 1.00

01:18:20.200 That's what I'm asking. 0.99

01:18:20.700 It's not what NASA's telling it is.

01:18:23.220 It is.

01:18:23.820 What is it?

01:18:24.580 I don't know.

01:18:25.580 I don't know what it is.

01:18:26.360 But if you're in the flat Earth...

01:18:27.500 It's a bunch of electromagnetic...

01:18:28.020 It's time!

01:18:29.060 I mean, I've seen stars through a telescope

01:18:31.780 and it doesn't...

01:18:32.400 They don't look rounder.

01:18:33.220 They look like electromagnetic pulses, stars.

01:18:37.120 Here's how crazy I was as a girl.

01:18:39.620 I got you more whiskey if you wanted to.

01:18:40.980 Oh, where's mine?

01:18:42.300 It's right there on the table.

01:18:43.180 Here, give me a little bit.

01:18:44.260 Oh, I haven't even finished this.

01:18:45.540 I never realized Flat Earth was a pro...

01:18:48.900 Like a theological theory.

01:18:50.540 Oh, that's more than enough things you do.

01:18:51.980 Oh, yeah.

01:18:52.340 She's got...

01:18:53.100 Her stomach was stapled.

01:18:54.680 Stop telling people that.

01:18:56.400 Everyone knows that. 0.99

01:18:57.260 Or I'll talk about needing my anus restapled 1.00

01:19:00.040 after giving birth to you. 0.99

01:19:01.660 They don't staple anuses.

01:19:02.740 And the hemorrhoids you caused me

01:19:03.880 with your 10-pound abs.

01:19:05.820 I'm just saying, you don't have a normal stomach,

01:19:08.180 so you can't drink that much.

01:19:09.280 I'm looking out for you.

01:19:12.240 So, you guys get back,

01:19:13.660 but just, Eddie,

01:19:14.680 you have to answer me this one question.

01:19:16.740 Is the Flat Earth community,

01:19:18.480 the people that believe in Flat Earth,

01:19:20.140 do they believe in God?

01:19:22.040 Is it a God-like theory?

01:19:24.060 I've never realized that.

01:19:24.680 Not all of them.

01:19:25.060 A big portion of them do,

01:19:26.860 but not all of them.

01:19:27.780 Okay, you do, though.

01:19:29.320 I believe in God.

01:19:30.720 No, I'm saying...

01:19:31.620 You're saying the science is fake.

01:19:33.020 Are those other ones who don't believe in God,

01:19:34.540 is there a lot of snake worshippers amongst them?

01:19:37.860 There's Flat Earthers that are hardcore Bible thumpers. 1.00

01:19:41.500 Right.

01:19:41.580 They're Flat Earthers that...

01:19:43.580 They're generally not atheists.

01:19:45.840 No.

01:19:46.540 It's a different kind of mindset.

01:19:48.260 That's a different mindset.

01:19:49.340 I think it's the same.

01:19:50.620 They ought to hook up.

01:19:51.980 It's fascinating.

01:19:52.380 No, most...

01:19:52.940 I would say most Flat Earthers believe in God, 1.00

01:19:55.440 and a big portion of them are super Jesus.

01:19:58.160 Uh-huh.

01:19:58.460 I thought they was...

01:19:59.320 Interesting.

01:20:00.000 When you're trying to introduce the information

01:20:05.500 to people on the fence,

01:20:07.280 and you go to...

01:20:08.700 Oh, they've removed all...

01:20:10.200 Once you hear the Jesus,

01:20:11.520 Yeah, it's over.

01:20:11.900 They just don't want to hear it no more.

01:20:12.960 No, it's smart.

01:20:13.660 So, it's best not even to...

01:20:15.120 I think, you know,

01:20:16.260 depending on the situation, of course,

01:20:18.140 just stick to the facts,

01:20:19.700 stick to the science,

01:20:20.600 stick to the numbers.

01:20:22.000 Don't...

01:20:22.500 You don't need to bring that in.

01:20:23.640 I'm going to look into it, Eddie.

01:20:24.540 At the end,

01:20:25.040 once you convince them with the facts,

01:20:26.400 then later and go, 1.00

01:20:27.380 Oh, shit, you know, 1.00

01:20:28.160 the Bible was talking about all this shit. 1.00

01:20:30.380 After you got them convinced. 1.00

01:20:31.780 Okay.

01:20:32.100 But not in the beginning.

01:20:33.120 Don't bring it up.

01:20:33.900 Okay.

01:20:34.080 In my opinion.

01:20:35.740 That went a long way

01:20:37.240 to explaining your labyrinthine mind.

01:20:41.660 It's fascinating.

01:20:42.800 This is why I wanted Eddie here.

01:20:44.040 You have a fascinating mind.

01:20:44.500 Yeah, so when people try...

01:20:45.820 Dude, they got videos.

01:20:47.620 Like, they'll take you to the Flat Earth Society.

01:20:49.820 Like, if you look at people on the fence

01:20:51.120 and they go Google Flat Earth,

01:20:52.460 they take you...

01:20:52.980 Flat Earth Society is a fake.

01:20:54.360 It's a fake society.

01:20:55.540 So smart.

01:20:56.300 Nobody in Flat Earth.

01:20:57.580 And it's always the top one.

01:20:59.360 So what it does is it brings you in 1.00

01:21:00.900 and it tells you some real shit 0.98

01:21:02.500 like why you're on the fence, 1.00

01:21:04.140 but then it'll throw some stupid shit. 1.00

01:21:05.560 Like, we think we live on a disc 1.00

01:21:08.320 that's shooting up through the infinite space.

01:21:10.780 Right.

01:21:11.260 So then you go,

01:21:11.960 oh, it's to turn you off 0.98

01:21:12.900 and go, oh my God, this is ridiculous. 1.00

01:21:14.460 I don't want to listen to this shit no more. 1.00

01:21:15.840 And then it turns you off from Flat Earth. 1.00

01:21:17.120 It totally is for me.

01:21:18.020 They strategically do that.

01:21:18.840 Yeah, that's why I don't believe in it.

01:21:19.860 It's a strategy.

01:21:20.620 You put in any Flat Earth video on the search,

01:21:23.800 any like legit,

01:21:24.960 you spell it out word for word, 1.00

01:21:26.520 it's going to send you to their shit. 1.00

01:21:28.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:29.140 And we know Google does that.

01:21:30.440 We talked about it with Carrie Lake last week.

01:21:32.080 Oh, it definitely is right about Google.

01:21:32.700 Yeah, the algorithm.

01:21:33.480 Google, the algorithm determines how you think.

01:21:36.780 Why the hiding it?

01:21:37.620 That's why I don't believe in Flat Earth.

01:21:38.600 That's what's horrifying.

01:21:40.140 They aren't even bothering to hide it.

01:21:42.820 Well, you guys have to break the matrix.

01:21:44.440 I think they're not really, I don't know, man. 0.99

01:21:47.560 There's so many fucking problems going on in the world. 0.98

01:21:50.020 No, I am. 0.99

01:21:51.160 I don't know.

01:21:51.580 There's, I understand people not looking into Flat Earth total. 0.97

01:21:54.520 I'm like, we got to figure out what the fuck we're going to, 0.84

01:21:56.260 what's going to happen. 1.00

01:21:56.800 Fuck that level up there. 1.00

01:21:58.220 Fuck that. 1.00

01:21:59.200 Go. 1.00

01:21:59.560 Maybe there's a governor of this lake

01:22:01.740 and there's an, every lake has a different governor

01:22:04.100 or maybe there's like a seat, you know,

01:22:06.100 like a, like a, a board or whatever.

01:22:08.480 But who knows how the government works 0.99

01:22:11.000 above the shit that we know of. 0.99

01:22:13.080 What would you do if right now 1.00

01:22:16.400 you had to follow orders by, from the government? 0.98

01:22:21.840 That would suck.

01:22:23.280 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:23.980 That would suck.

01:22:26.400 But it's over. 0.90

01:22:27.520 Bad guys, it's over.

01:22:28.960 Right.

01:22:29.620 That's what she said.

01:22:30.500 I hope you're so right.

01:22:31.800 I hope we, I feel like we're winning.

01:22:33.400 I've been really negative.

01:22:34.220 Why can't we just have peace and freedom

01:22:36.200 and just honest?

01:22:38.140 Friendliness.

01:22:38.600 And God, why can't we do that?

01:22:39.940 Because the owners,

01:22:40.460 why can't we do that?

01:22:40.980 That's not beneficial to the owners.

01:22:42.740 I know, man.

01:22:43.420 Why can't they just chill?

01:22:44.780 They all took out, they took out

01:22:45.480 mass insurance policies on all of our lives. 0.99

01:22:49.140 And now it's time to fucking, you know. 0.99

01:22:51.460 Catch in. 0.99

01:22:51.600 Don't you watch the forensic files?

01:22:54.420 That's how everyone gets rid of their dependents. 0.86

01:22:57.600 And that's how Klaus Schwab and them all talk about, 0.99

01:23:00.480 like we're their useless eater kids 0.98

01:23:03.700 that they can't kick out fast enough. 0.97

01:23:05.500 Nobody knew who Klaus Schwab was a couple years ago.

01:23:07.880 Nobody really knew about George Soros.

01:23:09.780 No one really knew about Fauci too much.

01:23:12.040 Fauci, he's that medical NHS thing.

01:23:15.300 And yeah, he's like, he's this expert on disease.

01:23:17.980 No one really, there was no attention. 0.99

01:23:19.460 People forgot about AIDS and all that shit. 1.00

01:23:21.360 But with all this shit, you know what terrain theory is? 1.00

01:23:23.980 They want guys, they want like, 1.00

01:23:25.520 they want a bunch of military age men

01:23:28.240 that'll do the job for half of what

01:23:30.960 American workers would do it for. 0.96

01:23:33.680 Bingo.

01:23:34.800 Yep.

01:23:35.200 Because they're the owners.

01:23:36.900 What's terrain theory?

01:23:38.820 There's germ theory, which, 0.97

01:23:41.340 I'm no fucking microbiologist, 0.96

01:23:45.280 but germ theory is what we generally believe in. 0.99

01:23:49.520 Right.

01:23:50.140 We can get people,

01:23:51.780 like people can get people sick.

01:23:53.220 Right.

01:23:53.700 Of course.

01:23:54.740 You can get them sick.

01:23:55.940 Oh, they're planting the germs everywhere.

01:23:57.820 Or I say planting the seeds.

01:23:59.640 Terrain theory,

01:24:00.880 based on doctors going back,

01:24:05.040 they're all over the place now.

01:24:06.280 I have them on my podcast.

01:24:07.440 Doctors going back and going through all the documents

01:24:09.800 and all the paperwork,

01:24:10.840 the polio,

01:24:12.120 Spanish flu,

01:24:13.380 the vaccine,

01:24:14.140 the whole process of the vaccine.

01:24:15.440 We are doomed. 1.00

01:24:15.780 You go through all that shit, 1.00

01:24:17.460 and they're going, 1.00

01:24:18.060 oh my God, 1.00

01:24:18.620 they were just faking all that shit. 1.00

01:24:20.140 We are doomed. 1.00

01:24:20.940 Oh, so terrain theory is what?

01:24:22.080 Terrain theory is people get,

01:24:23.600 people don't get people sick.

01:24:25.280 You guys get sick from the same thing.

01:24:27.240 Okay, but it's not communicable from the person.

01:24:29.440 You don't get each other sick.

01:24:29.720 Okay.

01:24:30.160 You get sick from the same thing.

01:24:31.660 And then a day later,

01:24:32.840 you get sick. 0.91

01:24:33.420 You think he got you sick.

01:24:34.640 No, you guys,

01:24:35.340 you just felt it a day later.

01:24:36.520 Oh, I didn't know this was a thing.

01:24:37.500 I believe this.

01:24:38.220 Yeah, terrain theory.

01:24:38.900 Yeah, that's how it feels.

01:24:39.540 People don't get people sick

01:24:40.580 because they've been,

01:24:41.800 I don't know.

01:24:42.560 We would have heard immunity for everything.

01:24:43.740 I've had these doctors on my podcast

01:24:45.740 that they just left the medical association,

01:24:48.500 and they're saying,

01:24:49.800 people don't get people sick

01:24:51.680 because there's been,

01:24:52.760 I don't know,

01:24:53.200 this is what they say,

01:24:53.720 at least 20 studies were.

01:24:54.940 No, but there's absolute proof

01:24:57.700 that scientific fact

01:25:01.540 has been expelled from American universities.

01:25:05.860 There is absolute fact and proof of that.

01:25:10.460 It's all artificial science, fake.

01:25:13.500 That's just what he's saying.

01:25:14.340 This and that.

01:25:14.800 Yeah.

01:25:15.340 I mean, there's proof, though.

01:25:16.940 But this is what they're finding out.

01:25:18.420 When you look at these studies,

01:25:19.620 there's one study,

01:25:20.380 they took 100 patients

01:25:22.260 that had Spanish flu,

01:25:23.460 and they took 100 prisoners

01:25:24.600 that were healthy,

01:25:25.920 and they mixed their...

01:25:27.360 When do they do this?

01:25:28.220 They spit on each other.

01:25:29.260 They injected each other's blood.

01:25:30.900 100 of them.

01:25:31.520 Nobody got sick.

01:25:32.940 So there's been like 20 like that.

01:25:34.520 I'm like,

01:25:34.720 that doesn't make any sick.

01:25:36.000 Think about the people

01:25:37.220 who died going through those experiments

01:25:39.560 to collect that data.

01:25:40.040 Well, no, he's saying they didn't die.

01:25:41.560 They didn't die.

01:25:42.220 No.

01:25:42.540 They didn't get sick.

01:25:43.560 They didn't get sick.

01:25:44.460 He's saying this is mind-blowing.

01:25:46.100 I've never heard this.

01:25:47.120 So what happened in these studies?

01:25:48.920 This is a study,

01:25:49.740 the one I just told you about.

01:25:50.800 That's a study.

01:25:51.300 Okay, I'm not hearing it right.

01:25:52.880 I know.

01:25:53.800 Dr. Andrew Kroff.

01:25:54.780 I have such distrust with everything.

01:25:57.200 You don't.

01:25:57.220 You have to all explain it.

01:25:58.220 I've got to hear that again.

01:25:59.300 Could you say that part again?

01:26:02.140 In one study of at least 20,

01:26:04.900 that's what they tell me.

01:26:06.100 I've had these people on my podcast.

01:26:07.540 They're telling me this.

01:26:09.000 That's so cool.

01:26:09.720 It makes sense because in jujitsu,

01:26:12.580 jujitsu would have been wiped out.

01:26:14.360 If people got each other sick and COVID was real.

01:26:16.660 That's true.

01:26:17.320 We would have been the first ones to be wiped out.

01:26:21.100 That's true.

01:26:21.180 And we never had one person die of COVID.

01:26:23.600 Yeah, because you do sweat, blood, everything.

01:26:24.420 And I talked to Dr. Peter McCulloch about that.

01:26:27.220 Oh, I love him.

01:26:27.800 And this is what they said.

01:26:28.640 He's coming on.

01:26:29.080 He's coming on.

01:26:30.320 He said,

01:26:30.700 Oh, because you guys have developed immunity because you guys are always rolling.

01:26:34.820 Because we're squeezing and we're smashing and crushing.

01:26:37.480 We're doing the opposite of social distancing.

01:26:40.700 We're sweating on multiple people, spitting, squeezing as hard as we can.

01:26:45.880 Bleeding.

01:26:46.480 We're doing as hard as you can. 0.92

01:26:48.300 Piss.

01:26:48.880 Nobody died. 0.67

01:26:49.940 Nobody died in the NFL.

01:26:50.920 No one died in the NBA.

01:26:53.000 And when people...

01:26:54.000 I don't know, man.

01:26:54.780 No, this is interesting.

01:26:55.740 To me, I'm like, we would have been the first...

01:26:57.440 The homeless would have been wiped out.

01:26:59.980 They would have been wiped out.

01:27:01.180 And jujitsu is the opposite of social distancing.

01:27:03.960 The dilemma is that there's a scientific belief that people don't get each other sick.

01:27:08.400 So when COVID happens...

01:27:09.340 They get sick by food.

01:27:10.360 Natural immunity.

01:27:11.020 No, no.

01:27:11.540 People are getting sick by food.

01:27:12.840 It's not communicated.

01:27:13.700 So they blame it on you.

01:27:14.760 I got sick by you.

01:27:15.840 I get it.

01:27:16.660 I got sick by you.

01:27:17.460 I got sick by you.

01:27:18.260 Not by the chemicals in the food.

01:27:20.020 Absolutely.

01:27:20.380 The pesticides.

01:27:21.600 They're like, oh, you know, it's not that.

01:27:23.500 It's you.

01:27:24.040 You got each other sick.

01:27:24.860 I think there's something here.

01:27:25.800 Because Hannah had COVID when she first moved to California.

01:27:28.420 And I never got sick.

01:27:29.700 She had a three-time family.

01:27:31.080 You had it.

01:27:31.560 Everyone got COVID.

01:27:32.200 I never got it.

01:27:33.960 And I was in rooms with people with COVID.

01:27:35.720 These are all just theories?

01:27:36.900 This is my experience.

01:27:38.300 Here's this theory I think is true.

01:27:39.120 I know it to be 100% true.

01:27:41.240 Okay.

01:27:41.760 Because my kids were like, hey, mom, you better quit smoking or you're going to get the COVID. 0.74

01:27:46.520 So, okay.

01:27:47.460 You wanted to, your kids say, so I quit smoking.

01:27:50.740 Okay.

01:27:51.320 Then I got the COVID.

01:27:52.800 Okay.

01:27:53.540 Right after that, I read in one of the newspapers, cigarette smoking protects you from COVID.

01:28:00.580 That was a true study.

01:28:01.900 That really did happen.

01:28:02.560 It really.

01:28:03.340 It was a true study.

01:28:04.900 I don't know if that's came out since, but yeah, there was one point where.

01:28:07.460 It was a true study. 0.99

01:28:08.480 God damn it. 0.99

01:28:09.920 So, I went right back to smoking. 1.00

01:28:11.560 And I haven't been sick a day since.

01:28:13.720 Yeah.

01:28:14.200 That is true.

01:28:15.320 It would be amazing if it turns out we've been brainwashed that smoking was bad for you.

01:28:19.520 We haven't.

01:28:20.140 That smoking is good for you.

01:28:21.880 They've got to have it.

01:28:22.460 And actually, it opens up your lung airways and they brainwashed us to think that.

01:28:27.560 Yeah.

01:28:27.860 They've got to get the cancer cure in the smoke.

01:28:30.440 Remember Sleeper?

01:28:31.220 Mom with Woody Allen.

01:28:32.240 Wasn't that the joke in the future?

01:28:33.560 Yeah.

01:28:33.620 That they found out red meat and cigarettes were good for you.

01:28:35.640 Oh, really?

01:28:36.380 Yeah.

01:28:36.680 It was a Woody Allen movie.

01:28:37.520 I didn't make that up.

01:28:38.260 No, you made it up. 1.00

01:28:40.260 Damn it. 0.99

01:28:40.800 But I just realized it was from another movie. 0.99

01:28:42.380 It's so brilliant. 0.99

01:28:42.880 God damn it. 0.99

01:28:43.740 You should watch Sleeper, Woody Allen. 0.99

01:28:45.880 Brilliant movie.

01:28:46.500 Early work before his collapse.

01:28:48.580 I never really got.

01:28:49.540 I was always.

01:28:50.320 When it comes to music and movies, I wanted the latest, the newest, the new sound.

01:28:55.280 I was always like, forget about the old sound.

01:28:56.980 So, I never really got older than Kiss in like mid-70s.

01:29:01.780 Oh, yeah.

01:29:02.180 Well, that's Woody Allen.

01:29:03.160 Wasn't really into Led Zeppelin.

01:29:04.460 Wasn't into Rolling Stones.

01:29:06.040 Wasn't really into it.

01:29:07.300 Generation.

01:29:08.260 Yeah, I was like, that was in the past.

01:29:10.480 That's a clip.

01:29:10.740 I'm going to start with Kiss, and then I went Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Metallica, 0.99

01:29:16.160 and all that shit. 0.92

01:29:16.940 Did you guys ever wonder, because I mean, I'm 70 looking back, how they just set it all 0.99

01:29:21.660 up, because we're just like veal.

01:29:25.200 We're like human veal.

01:29:25.640 Do you know who David McGowan is?

01:29:27.600 Mm-mm.

01:29:27.840 You know who David McGowan is?

01:29:29.200 You ever hear of that book, Weird Things and Laurel Canyon?

01:29:34.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:34.760 All that shit? 1.00

01:29:35.680 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:35.820 All that crazy shit from the 60s? 1.00

01:29:37.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:37.300 That was hooked on David McGowan.

01:29:41.720 Yeah.

01:29:42.120 How he put all the connections.

01:29:43.500 Navy intelligence.

01:29:44.280 Yes.

01:29:44.840 Navy intelligence.

01:29:46.060 Moral opinion.

01:29:47.000 Yeah.

01:29:47.480 Air Force intelligence.

01:29:48.800 Mm-hmm.

01:29:49.780 Lookout Canyon.

01:29:51.160 Yeah.

01:29:51.500 And how-

01:29:52.000 And I know it's all that AI.

01:29:56.080 What does AI have to do with it?

01:29:58.360 Well, I've been- I always decode language, you know?

01:30:02.220 Okay.

01:30:02.460 I don't know.

01:30:02.920 That's one of my points.

01:30:03.420 Wait, wait, wait.

01:30:04.620 You decode language like in what way?

01:30:07.800 Like how do you-

01:30:08.580 Oh, boy.

01:30:09.520 Yeah.

01:30:09.940 Yeah.

01:30:10.040 You know a lot of languages?

01:30:11.000 Taking a lifetime of deciphering messages.

01:30:17.640 Okay.

01:30:18.120 On an empirical gut level.

01:30:21.540 Okay.

01:30:22.120 As a-

01:30:24.340 It's instinctual.

01:30:25.580 Embittered.

01:30:26.020 Yeah.

01:30:26.980 You don't ever go back to your other personalities.

01:30:29.220 Did you-

01:30:29.480 What-

01:30:29.980 Did you ever get to the point where you don't-

01:30:32.280 You don't ever go to those personalities?

01:30:34.220 You're just one- 0.76

01:30:34.940 You're just Roseanne and that's it? 0.96

01:30:36.320 Yeah.

01:30:36.420 Mm-hmm.

01:30:36.720 That's where I am.

01:30:37.880 So you're just-

01:30:39.040 Those personalities, you can't tap into those you never want to.

01:30:41.900 Oh, I can tap into them, but they're all in here.

01:30:44.440 I understand they're all inside of this body.

01:30:48.480 When did-

01:30:49.400 When were you able to control that?

01:30:52.380 And this mind and soul.

01:30:53.620 Was there a point in your career where you're like, I'm controlling them?

01:30:57.140 Was it after your success in comedy or before?

01:31:00.400 Where you were able to control the personality?

01:31:02.300 It was therapy.

01:31:03.160 It was before?

01:31:03.920 Well, I started therapy many, many, many years ago.

01:31:08.380 It took 15 years.

01:31:08.860 But before comedy or after comedy?

01:31:10.520 No, after I got famous.

01:31:12.020 Oh.

01:31:12.180 And I finally could afford a therapist.

01:31:17.080 The level you needed.

01:31:18.700 That was one of the great gigs. 0.71

01:31:18.900 People just like, in the beginning, you were just blowing the fuck up. 0.97

01:31:21.700 You didn't really like play too many shitty gigs. 0.97

01:31:24.320 People just loved you. 0.58

01:31:25.200 It was pretty quick. 1.00

01:31:26.020 Because you were like the only real woman up there talking mad shit, right? 1.00

01:31:32.020 I don't know why God did me like that, but he did. 0.99

01:31:35.860 I don't know.

01:31:36.680 Do you remember the first time you did the Comedy Store?

01:31:39.380 Of course.

01:31:40.780 How did that happen?

01:31:42.180 That was set up for me by my fellow comics and friends to come on audition night and audition for Mitzi Shore, who was, you know, the big, big boss of comedy.

01:31:58.560 So you were doing comedy?

01:31:59.960 So you blew up at Salt Lake City first?

01:32:02.120 No.

01:32:02.260 In the local scene?

01:32:03.120 Or did you fly out to L.A.?

01:32:04.500 I lived in Denver, Colorado, when I started.

01:32:07.560 Okay.

01:32:08.020 You went to Denver.

01:32:09.320 I started my comedy career in Denver.

01:32:11.620 And you were like the hot thing in Denver? 0.90

01:32:13.100 You got to that point?

01:32:14.200 And then you said, okay, it's time to go to Hollywood?

01:32:16.800 Yeah.

01:32:17.660 Kind of like that.

01:32:18.640 Nice.

01:32:19.160 And you already had Jews from Denver. 0.71

01:32:21.220 You had connections in Hollywood.

01:32:22.460 Well, I just had comic friends that wanted Mitzi to see me. 0.99

01:32:26.880 Damn. 1.00

01:32:27.380 And you must have been tripping balls. 1.00

01:32:29.080 I was like, am I ready for her to see me? 0.98

01:32:31.580 And then I would think, I'm not ready for her to see me yet.

01:32:35.240 Because I wasn't ready for me to go to L.A. to see her.

01:32:39.260 Because I had to make sure my kids were taken care of if I did do that.

01:32:43.640 So that took a couple of years.

01:32:45.600 And anyway. 1.00

01:32:46.640 Damn. 1.00

01:32:47.080 You waited a couple of years. 0.99

01:32:48.100 So I started in 1980.

01:32:49.280 And then I came out to audition for Mitzi at the end of 85.

01:32:54.740 Do you remember what day was?

01:32:56.620 Was it a weekend night?

01:32:57.880 A Monday day.

01:32:58.780 That was an amateur night.

01:33:00.680 Okay.

01:33:01.280 Okay.

01:33:02.040 So I went up and I did five.

01:33:03.880 And, you know, I had a great set.

01:33:08.100 Do you remember what it was?

01:33:09.640 Of course I do.

01:33:12.020 What was it?

01:33:12.620 Just a brief synopsis.

01:33:14.980 What was your first?

01:33:16.780 What was the first thing that came out of your mouth?

01:33:19.380 Oh, hi.

01:33:20.500 Hi.

01:33:21.120 How are you guys doing?

01:33:21.980 Oh, hi.

01:33:24.740 And, you know, I'm thrilled to be here.

01:33:28.100 This is very exciting for me to be here.

01:33:31.300 But then again, I never do anything exciting.

01:33:35.520 I stay home all the time because I'm a housewife.

01:33:38.480 And I prefer to be called domestic goddess.

01:33:43.300 And that was my hook in, you know.

01:33:46.320 That's what made it.

01:33:47.580 And then I just start bitching like I really. 0.97

01:33:50.100 Because I really was a housewife.

01:33:51.720 And I was like, all the housewives are like me.

01:33:55.540 And I learned from Phyllis Diller, like, housewives like to laugh, you know. 0.77

01:34:00.500 And they are the best audience, in a way, for a woman.

01:34:06.560 Did you hear Richard Pryor before you had kids or after you had kids?

01:34:10.940 Oh, yeah, since I was a child.

01:34:12.240 Okay.

01:34:12.720 So you want.

01:34:13.960 On the O'Sullivan show.

01:34:15.580 When did the thoughts of being an actual comedian enter your head?

01:34:22.220 The first time I saw Richard Pryor.

01:34:24.060 I guess I was from age 9 to 11, something like that.

01:34:28.620 So when you, before.

01:34:29.940 But before that, I already knew I was funny and knew how to get a laugh.

01:34:34.780 Did you do stand-up before the kids?

01:34:38.720 No, I already had them when I started.

01:34:40.940 And then you started.

01:34:42.440 Okay, so you had the kids and then you're like, you know what?

01:34:44.580 Yeah.

01:34:44.780 I got to get on this.

01:34:45.880 It was like a dream you always had, but you just never pulled the trigger.

01:34:48.720 You got pregnant.

01:34:49.520 You got to think about your baby.

01:34:50.980 Well, I was pregnant with Jake and I had two other daughters.

01:34:54.180 And I found myself at the end of my rope.

01:34:57.840 And I had no money, not even enough to buy Pampers.

01:35:02.920 And I was just sitting there. 0.94

01:35:06.120 And I couldn't fucking believe the hand I had gotten played with. 0.97

01:35:11.240 And so I just started thinking. 0.96

01:35:20.040 And taking it out on stage, right?

01:35:23.000 No.

01:35:23.420 I planted then that, well, that I was going to get out.

01:35:29.680 And I had to.

01:35:36.340 And that, I mean, this sounds very arrogant, but that I knew I could make people laugh. 0.99

01:35:41.640 And also, arrogantly, I'm finding any of these fuckers on TV. 1.00

01:35:46.540 I had that, you know, street shit. 1.00

01:35:48.720 You got to have a little of that. 0.99

01:35:50.000 I did have that.

01:35:50.720 I mean, you got to.

01:35:51.200 You got to have some serious confidence.

01:35:52.720 Because it's all about confidence.

01:35:54.340 If you have any.

01:35:55.640 Well, when you know, you know.

01:35:56.600 When you're it, you know you're it.

01:35:58.660 Yeah.

01:35:59.140 You're it forever.

01:36:00.580 That's the thing.

01:36:01.400 You know, when you are it, then you know what it is to be it.

01:36:07.280 I'm not it, so.

01:36:08.660 I don't quite understand.

01:36:11.000 But I kind of get what you're saying.

01:36:12.420 She's it, is what you're saying.

01:36:13.720 That's what I was saying. 0.99

01:36:15.480 I ain't shit. 1.00

01:36:16.860 No, I didn't say you wasn't shit. 0.99

01:36:18.540 I'm just. 0.99

01:36:19.220 No, I'm just being for my own confidence. 1.00

01:36:21.680 I'm just being an asshole. 0.98

01:36:22.380 Because I'm like, none of these people have done anything what I've done. 0.99

01:36:25.900 Yeah.

01:36:26.300 You got to have that, you know.

01:36:27.420 Well, because it's true. 1.00

01:36:29.000 You know, people like talk shit on Trump. 1.00

01:36:30.620 Like, he's so, like, arrogant. 1.00

01:36:31.900 I'm like, hell yeah. 0.98

01:36:32.740 You need, dude, to take down the deep state.

01:36:34.600 Well, you only built New York. 0.99

01:36:34.780 You got to have big balls. 0.98

01:36:36.500 And you got to thrive on vengeance. 0.99

01:36:38.360 Like, who are we going to get?

01:36:39.560 I mean, you only built New York.

01:36:41.820 It's like, you get Trump.

01:36:43.180 That's how you, that's who you get to battle the deep state.

01:36:45.560 That's what we wanted. 1.00

01:36:45.920 Because he's getting fucking indicted and he don't give a shit. 1.00

01:36:49.400 He don't care. 1.00

01:36:49.840 He's in the middle of a rape, like, trial.

01:36:52.560 He already, that's already over.

01:36:53.340 He just marches on and gives rallies.

01:36:56.220 Like, that guy is. 0.97

01:36:59.380 He's a beast. 0.93

01:37:00.500 Yeah, it's necessary. 0.77

01:37:02.040 You know what I mean?

01:37:02.660 No one else could do it but Donald Trump.

01:37:04.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:04.440 If you were, like, training a fighter to fight in a championship fight.

01:37:07.200 Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:37:07.780 You wanted him to say, I got this.

01:37:09.060 I'm the best.

01:37:09.640 I got this.

01:37:10.280 Look at all this stuff.

01:37:11.400 Yeah, it's a fight.

01:37:12.960 It's a war.

01:37:13.540 He's got game.

01:37:14.380 He's got game.

01:37:14.780 Look at, look at you guys. 0.99

01:37:16.420 All the shit we're seeing, here's the real time warp. 0.99

01:37:19.280 Yeah, what's going to happen? 0.99

01:37:20.400 Okay, because the real time warp is everything that they're allowing us to see right now has

01:37:26.780 already happened.

01:37:28.460 Okay.

01:37:29.040 So they're going to be exposing themselves quite a lot in the coming future.

01:37:33.440 Daily, it seems.

01:37:34.620 And be sure you got the eyeballs to affix upon it and decipher the truth of what's being seen.

01:37:42.500 They're actually exposing themselves right and left, literally and figuratively. 0.97

01:37:48.600 And it is he fucking lair-e-us to watch it. 0.98

01:37:56.480 Because... 0.99

01:37:56.920 It is.

01:37:57.420 Sometimes I got to remind myself of that.

01:37:59.160 Like, it's, like, stressful.

01:38:00.700 Like, you know what?

01:38:01.740 But I'm living through it.

01:38:02.660 Maryland's testimony, you know, in Congress.

01:38:06.500 Yeah.

01:38:07.640 And on the memes, on all the stuff on the internet, people have put, like, big tears coming out

01:38:14.480 of his eyes. 0.99

01:38:15.520 Dude, the shit they say, and it's on video, and they... 1.00

01:38:19.300 Him and Mayorkas. 1.00

01:38:20.940 Yeah.

01:38:21.620 How do you feel about Mayorkas being... 1.00

01:38:24.220 Didn't you say you were whatever?

01:38:26.120 I can't remember what you said you were.

01:38:27.720 I'm Mexican.

01:38:28.440 Yeah.

01:38:29.120 Well, how do you feel about him?

01:38:30.220 Hey, listen, when it comes to the immigration, I am all for good, hardworking people coming

01:38:35.380 through.

01:38:36.700 But there's got...

01:38:37.800 I mean, common sense will tell you that you've got to have a vetting process.

01:38:41.220 You can't just...

01:38:42.000 Yeah.

01:38:42.200 We want to let good people, good, hardworking people in.

01:38:46.220 Of course we do.

01:38:47.320 Of course.

01:38:47.600 But there has to be vetting.

01:38:49.120 Everybody agrees on that.

01:38:50.420 Yep.

01:38:50.560 There's endless videos.

01:38:51.860 All the Democrats were all about secure borders, all through the 90s and through the 2000s.

01:38:56.900 Because it's common sense.

01:38:57.780 Well, they was doing that vetting for...

01:39:00.040 That was before they could steal the vote.

01:39:01.420 That's common sense.

01:39:02.320 Now, there's vetting for Satan.

01:39:04.100 Let's be real.

01:39:05.620 You know they are Satan worshiping.

01:39:08.220 Okay.

01:39:09.160 No, but I'm talking about the border, though.

01:39:11.320 When it comes to the border...

01:39:12.320 Democrats changed on it because they could vote.

01:39:14.160 Obviously, they...

01:39:15.280 The Satan worshiping cartels own them.

01:39:18.880 Okay.

01:39:19.500 Right.

01:39:19.640 Okay?

01:39:20.080 Worldwide from everywhere all the way back to...

01:39:27.460 Totally.

01:39:28.180 And yes, cartel bad for sure.

01:39:30.320 And then all the other criminal elements that come through the...

01:39:33.680 Yes.

01:39:34.680 We want good people in, good, hardworking people in.

01:39:37.400 Get you...

01:39:37.640 Bring your kids.

01:39:38.520 We'll bring you in.

01:39:39.600 But we can't let like criminals in.

01:39:41.760 Common sense.

01:39:43.140 We can't...

01:39:43.660 We got to vet you.

01:39:44.740 Yeah.

01:39:44.840 Common sense.

01:39:46.040 Well, that's what I said.

01:39:47.320 They're trying to criminalize...

01:39:47.840 You're trafficking kids?

01:39:49.400 Common sense.

01:39:50.840 They're trying to...

01:39:52.840 Common sense.

01:39:53.120 You know, get rid of the vast...

01:39:59.000 The opinion of the vast majority.

01:40:03.060 The wide middle.

01:40:04.940 It's just extreme.

01:40:06.660 Extremes on both ends are selling us all out.

01:40:10.700 You know what the crazy thing is?

01:40:11.880 And you know what?

01:40:12.460 They're both all in on the yank. 1.00

01:40:15.240 They're all fucking... 0.99

01:40:16.300 I got their NGOs and their money raised and this and that. 0.99

01:40:19.920 And it's all like part of the yank. 1.00

01:40:22.880 If they're not for investing in building the community right under your own feet, fuck them. 0.99

01:40:29.320 You know, there's a documentary called The Fence that was made like in 2005 or 6 or something like that. 1.00

01:40:35.060 And it was a documentary about they already approved the funding for a wall.

01:40:41.900 They've done it before.

01:40:43.140 They just don't build it.

01:40:44.200 Yeah.

01:40:44.780 They approve it.

01:40:45.360 We got a wall.

01:40:46.060 But they steal all the money.

01:40:46.620 They steal all the money.

01:40:47.120 Like they didn't make the subway...

01:40:48.920 Money disappears.

01:40:49.520 They never finished the wall.

01:40:50.680 They never finished the subway in Los Angeles that everybody paid for.

01:40:54.700 All those tunnels underground that no subway went through.

01:40:59.060 Yeah.

01:40:59.240 Well, I wonder what happened to those tunnels of billion dollars of infrastructure.

01:41:03.620 They run out of the money on their way to Hillary Clinton's house to be eaten.

01:41:06.980 But what I'm saying is...

01:41:08.720 You have to read this ad.

01:41:09.760 It seems like it was common sense.

01:41:12.020 Everybody said secure borders.

01:41:13.580 Everybody wanted to cut taxes, secure borders.

01:41:15.940 Of course.

01:41:16.440 Nobody ever said raise taxes.

01:41:17.880 They always say cut taxes.

01:41:19.680 And create jobs.

01:41:21.820 You never say take away...

01:41:22.920 Everyone, Republican, Democrat, everybody.

01:41:25.240 Secure border.

01:41:26.920 Cut taxes.

01:41:27.620 That is what they did.

01:41:29.120 In fairness.

01:41:29.720 Fix the economy.

01:41:30.880 No way.

01:41:31.840 No, keep going. 1.00

01:41:32.700 But when Trump got in, when Trump got in, they're like, oh, this motherfucker's actually 0.99

01:41:36.680 going to build it? 1.00

01:41:37.340 He's a racist. 0.99

01:41:37.420 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:41:38.020 It's bad.

01:41:38.580 It's racist.

01:41:39.580 This guy's actually going to build it?

01:41:41.020 No, no, no, no.

01:41:41.620 No, it is because they did indeed do those things.

01:41:46.320 Create new jobs.

01:41:47.400 But for people not in this country, they did rebuild their infrastructure.

01:41:52.820 They did restart their economy.

01:41:54.760 All their money was going offshore to other countries and building them.

01:41:59.880 No, but he's saying Democrats...

01:42:00.880 At the expense of the taxpayers.

01:42:02.900 He's saying Democrats used to run on secure borders and...

01:42:05.680 Yeah, that was the common sense one.

01:42:07.460 Yeah, but they've demonized common sense.

01:42:09.680 That's what he's saying.

01:42:10.540 No, because when Trump said he's going to build the wall, he was actually doing it.

01:42:14.580 Let me fix this problem.

01:42:15.900 Right. 0.98

01:42:16.080 And they were like, damn, he's saying it just like we all said it, but he's actually 0.99

01:42:19.600 going to do it. 0.98

01:42:20.380 Okay, so now they've made a 180 and it's bad.

01:42:22.580 It's racist.

01:42:23.500 That's what happened.

01:42:24.100 Because he was actually going to build it.

01:42:25.660 I'm like, no, no, we all say we're going to build it.

01:42:27.400 We just don't build it.

01:42:28.520 Right.

01:42:29.160 We just say we are.

01:42:30.300 Every 10 years, we'll just bring it up again. 1.00

01:42:32.020 That's probably why they hate Trump so much because he did shit. 1.00

01:42:34.060 Well, Trump, you have to give him this. 1.00

01:42:35.440 He has brought forth more ghouls and freaks hidden in the shadows. 0.90

01:42:42.460 He's...

01:42:42.940 Coming forward to undo themselves in front of the public.

01:42:46.580 It is the greatest show ever on earth. 0.97

01:42:49.180 I mean, to watch the Trump show, it is just un-fucking-believable. 0.81

01:42:54.360 It's amazing.

01:42:54.980 And it's inspiring. 0.99

01:42:55.960 It's amazing that he's going through all that shit with that attitude. 0.99

01:42:59.520 And if he wins, it's going to be fucking victorious. 1.00

01:43:01.240 He's going through all that shit and he's just getting stronger from it. 1.00

01:43:06.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:06.860 He's growing from it.

01:43:08.180 He just has so...

01:43:09.180 Like, his whole life is revenge.

01:43:12.200 Yeah.

01:43:12.660 It is.

01:43:13.180 That's how he's doing it. 1.00

01:43:13.440 His whole life is like, I'm going to fuck these people up. 1.00

01:43:16.240 It's true. 1.00

01:43:16.700 And they know it.

01:43:17.320 That's why they're going hard in the paint.

01:43:18.700 I think you're right. 1.00

01:43:19.160 Because they're like, damn. 1.00

01:43:19.900 We better get rid of this guy because if he gets through, we're fucked. 1.00

01:43:23.140 If he wins and assumes, becomes a president... 1.00

01:43:26.140 He is going to be vicious and it's going to be beautiful to watch.

01:43:30.020 The first four years was he just unplugged everything that they had plugged in.

01:43:33.700 And then the next four years, you see who plugs it all back in.

01:43:36.540 And then you go back in and unplug it.

01:43:38.580 No, Trump has made it very clear in several of his speeches that he adheres to the United

01:43:44.280 States Constitution and it's laws for civil rights and free speech.

01:43:48.980 Yeah.

01:43:49.180 No, we're talking about the deep state horrible people he's going to come after.

01:43:52.500 He's going to fire him.

01:43:53.320 He's going to root him out.

01:43:54.280 And it's going to be...

01:43:54.700 Well, he's...

01:43:55.280 I believe that, you know...

01:43:56.740 Have you seen how many people have resigned on resignations alone over the last little while?

01:44:02.720 Of course.

01:44:03.240 Something's happening.

01:44:04.680 Yeah.

01:44:04.940 All the CEOs last...

01:44:06.360 I mean, somebody's given up...

01:44:07.680 I don't know nothing.

01:44:08.520 He's giving up somebody.

01:44:09.540 I like how you say that.

01:44:10.580 That's like, all right, allegedly.

01:44:11.720 I don't know nothing. 0.99

01:44:12.640 I don't know shit. 1.00

01:44:13.460 I don't know shit. 1.00

01:44:14.060 I don't know shit. 1.00

01:44:14.080 This is things I hear. 0.99

01:44:15.740 I don't know.

01:44:16.160 No, people are turning on each other right and left in the left and the right.

01:44:21.060 Yes, totally.

01:44:22.320 Everyone's calling...

01:44:23.120 You know what it's...

01:44:23.760 And they're dangling these stories like...

01:44:26.340 That's what he's saying.

01:44:26.820 The Russell Brand thing.

01:44:27.980 You know what I mean?

01:44:28.620 Yeah.

01:44:28.840 Yeah.

01:44:29.040 And everybody's a shill. 0.92

01:44:30.380 Everybody's a shill. 0.99

01:44:31.740 You know?

01:44:32.680 Everybody's rushing to his defense without ever reading the actual written charges.

01:44:40.480 No, that's what people do.

01:44:41.240 Because everything becomes political.

01:44:42.680 Because they don't...

01:44:42.700 They don't poison the jury pool, you know?

01:44:44.180 Well, no.

01:44:44.500 Everything's political now.

01:44:45.480 So it's like, oh, I have to support... 1.00

01:44:46.700 And it's like, just read the fucking... 1.00

01:44:47.720 Just read the truth. 1.00

01:44:49.300 Base your opinion off what you can...

01:44:51.220 What is fact.

01:44:51.340 And he should be...

01:44:53.180 You know, he's all zen and all.

01:44:55.580 I think he should just...

01:44:57.720 You know, especially before Yom Kippur, just make amends for what you've done, man.

01:45:03.660 Apologize and move on.

01:45:05.220 Don't try to dig your heels in.

01:45:07.660 That never goes well.

01:45:08.800 But the flip side of that is...

01:45:09.860 Just make amends in private.

01:45:10.780 But if you do apologize, then, as you know...

01:45:13.940 I didn't say apologize.

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01:45:31.300 Hi, it's Mike Peska, host of The Gist and now host of Funny You Should Mention.

01:45:36.700 Our tagline is Unpacking the Profundities and Punchline.

01:45:39.960 Did that confuse you?

01:45:40.940 Let me explain.

01:45:42.160 So, as you know, stand-up comedy makes us laugh.

01:45:45.280 But it also has a point.

01:45:47.540 Comedians go to the stage and they make an argument.

01:45:49.780 They express their worldviews.

01:45:51.580 So I decided, along with the comedy seller, to talk to a couple of the more profound comedians

01:45:57.780 and to figure out what their thesis is.

01:46:00.120 To maybe press them a little bit.

01:46:02.300 To put a finer point on their arguments.

01:46:04.000 We're going to talk to Nimesh Patel, Sam Jay, Roy Wood Jr., Rachel Feinstein, and more.

01:46:10.160 Funny you should mention, it'll show up on Fridays in The Gist's podcast feed.

01:46:15.420 I said, make amends in private.

01:46:20.100 Yeah, no, you're right.

01:46:20.700 I never said apologize, never do that to ghouls.

01:46:24.960 No, make amends in private.

01:46:26.160 Make it right with the victims.

01:46:27.160 Then they go on your knees.

01:46:29.300 They never go to the next step what you think they're going to go to.

01:46:32.320 Like I go, could I get the salt?

01:46:35.760 You'll give me the salt, you know? 0.56

01:46:37.680 You won't go, here's salt plus a dagger through your eye.

01:46:42.240 You know?

01:46:43.760 That's already in their mind.

01:46:45.600 It's all programmed.

01:46:47.020 See, that's the thing with the bad guys.

01:46:48.860 I call them team demon.

01:46:50.240 And then the good guys are team freedom.

01:46:52.020 It's not Republican, Democrat.

01:46:53.700 Everyone always says that, but it's true. 1.00

01:46:55.480 It's just good and evil.

01:46:56.820 Good and evil.

01:46:57.260 It is good and evil.

01:46:58.040 You know?

01:46:58.760 Team demon?

01:46:59.520 Are you on team demon?

01:47:00.660 All the demons saying the same thing.

01:47:02.920 It's not that hard. 1.00

01:47:03.980 You could be the third grader and go, these motherfuckers are pushing the same thing. 1.00

01:47:08.500 Easily demon. 1.00

01:47:09.440 That guy's a demon. 0.99

01:47:10.340 So they're all demons. 0.97

01:47:11.860 And then you hear these guys over here talking common sense.

01:47:15.980 Yeah, you need freedom of speech.

01:47:17.980 And being demonized.

01:47:19.000 Second Amendment.

01:47:20.520 Demonized for having common sense.

01:47:22.460 But then you got to find them.

01:47:23.660 By demons.

01:47:24.840 Just like, hey, we should have voter ID.

01:47:27.700 The vote should count.

01:47:29.460 Those are good people.

01:47:30.580 Yeah, it's like common sense.

01:47:31.840 Or paper ballots.

01:47:32.800 It's just all common sense.

01:47:34.440 Biological men shouldn't be able to fight women. 1.00

01:47:37.760 I would like to see it.

01:47:38.840 If the girl's down with it. 0.99

01:47:40.020 Yeah.

01:47:40.260 If she's down with it.

01:47:41.200 If she goes, I know that guy used to be a man.

01:47:42.720 Do you remember Lucia Stryker? 0.99

01:47:43.300 I think I can still fuck him up. 1.00

01:47:44.600 I'll be like, I'll watch that shit. 1.00

01:47:45.920 That's a bad bitch. 1.00

01:47:46.520 Do you guys know? 1.00

01:47:47.420 You know Lucia Stryker, right?

01:47:49.000 Who?

01:47:49.740 Yeah.

01:47:49.960 She was the greatest female kickboxer.

01:47:52.080 A real woman.

01:47:52.660 This was back in the day when women were actually in women's sports. 1.00

01:47:55.460 And she kicked everyone. 1.00

01:47:56.840 She was the bad girl in Million Dollar Baby that paralyzed her.

01:47:59.400 The actress behind her is a real fighter. 1.00

01:48:02.220 Anyway, she beat every woman. 1.00

01:48:04.640 And she's like, I'm fucking, I want to fight a man. 0.99

01:48:06.500 So they found some like mid-level dude who had like one fight or something. 0.98

01:48:10.500 And she was the Mike Tyson. 0.99

01:48:13.320 And he kicked the shit out of her. 1.00

01:48:14.880 Beat her out. 1.00

01:48:15.380 Knocked her out.

01:48:16.140 It was awesome.

01:48:17.400 Anyway.

01:48:17.820 Yeah.

01:48:18.140 You know, if the woman is down with it and she's cool with it. 0.80

01:48:22.640 Hell yeah. 0.99

01:48:23.080 I'll fight a woman. 1.00

01:48:23.840 I want to watch it.

01:48:24.740 I'll do it.

01:48:25.240 Send me a link.

01:48:26.740 Yeah, but that is like. 0.99

01:48:27.940 If the woman doesn't know that that used to be a man, that's fucked up. 0.98

01:48:31.580 No, but if you didn't know. 0.99

01:48:32.600 You should have told her that was a man.

01:48:34.160 No, agreed.

01:48:35.260 So what's your final.

01:48:36.160 I'm going to look it up.

01:48:36.500 Is Trump going to get it?

01:48:37.660 Or in a lake.

01:48:38.080 Is Trump going to get arrested and go to jail?

01:48:39.760 Oh yeah, we've got to close.

01:48:41.240 We've got to wrap this up.

01:48:42.380 We're way long.

01:48:43.200 And you've got to read an ad.

01:48:44.280 I hope.

01:48:45.240 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:48:46.340 I don't know what's going on.

01:48:47.480 Give me your best guess.

01:48:48.540 I hope Trump is the president once again.

01:48:52.100 And I hope he finishes what he started.

01:48:54.400 Yeah, I hope he wins for a third straight time.

01:48:56.440 All right.

01:48:56.660 Do you want to read your ad, Ma?

01:48:58.180 And then you can wrap it up.

01:48:59.080 Okay.

01:48:59.180 And then should I say what my prediction is?

01:49:01.460 You already did.

01:49:02.140 But if you want to do another one.

01:49:03.700 I wasn't really sure.

01:49:04.900 Of course that Trump will be reelected.

01:49:06.780 Yes.

01:49:07.200 And if not Trump, I said, if for any reason I'm needed, I'm willing to run in his place.

01:49:15.220 Very cool.

01:49:15.860 To continue everything that he started because he kind of got a lot of ideas from my 2012 campaign as POTUS.

01:49:24.240 Because Trump, like me, is a populist.

01:49:28.900 Right.

01:49:29.420 Not a party person, a populist.

01:49:32.160 Right.

01:49:32.340 So he is therefore a problem solver above all.

01:49:36.740 A builder, a problem solver.

01:49:38.740 He doesn't think like clerks and leeches who've been employed to enrich themselves through insider trading to keep their Babylonian child murder cult alive. 0.57

01:49:51.680 Well said.

01:49:52.460 He's going to liberate the world from that.

01:49:54.740 And he is doing so.

01:49:55.920 Will Eddie be your running mate if you run?

01:49:58.140 Oh, I...

01:49:58.920 Politics is the last thing I want to get into.

01:50:02.120 That's the last thing I want to get into, too.

01:50:03.220 Those are the people that should be in politics.

01:50:04.780 We talked about that last week with...

01:50:05.980 Well, people who think like us should be in politics.

01:50:08.820 Yeah.

01:50:09.400 Because we always follow the money, right?

01:50:11.820 It does solve every question. 1.00

01:50:14.080 You just follow the fucking money. 0.99

01:50:15.720 Common sense, man. 1.00

01:50:16.260 They're taking public money, putting it into private pockets by calling them contractors. 1.00

01:50:21.620 And the fuckers are a bunch of pedo perverts that just wants to do experiments on our livers so they can, like, impregnate or disimpregnate or make sterile or what have you, mutilate people that they take insurance policies out on. 1.00

01:50:39.100 It's like living fucking forensic files. 1.00

01:50:42.960 It is. 0.99

01:50:43.680 Everybody's making money on everybody else, on their body parts, their life force, their blood or some shit, their labor, their unpaid labor, their servitude. 1.00

01:50:56.120 Fuck that shit. 1.00

01:50:57.100 Bye-bye. 1.00

01:50:57.880 And I'm so happy to tell you how thrilled I am to have been a part of destroying it.

01:51:03.940 Long may it wave.

01:51:05.520 Well said.

01:51:06.440 Man, your podcast, in my opinion, is going to be monstrous.

01:51:09.960 As long as you just keep it...

01:51:10.980 As long as I stay drunk?

01:51:12.200 No, as long as you keep it going and just keep it consistent, there's no stopping you.

01:51:18.780 Thank you.

01:51:19.400 There's no stopping you.

01:51:19.840 I have to work her all the time. 1.00

01:51:21.820 Oh, you guys are a great team.

01:51:23.720 You guys are a great team.

01:51:24.700 I got two sons.

01:51:26.080 They're my handlers.

01:51:27.180 And Hannah.

01:51:27.900 My CIA handlers. 0.99

01:51:28.780 We have fucking Thorazine and syringes. 1.00

01:51:31.200 We just shoot her right in the fucking... 1.00

01:51:32.720 Yeah, and you know, you have access to, like, super fucking stars. 1.00

01:51:37.260 Like Eddie Bravo. 0.98

01:51:37.960 Red-pilling superstars and sitting them down and expressing how you feel to them.

01:51:43.700 Oh, no.

01:51:44.240 I had been doing that already for 20-some years by privately teaching Judaism and stuff.

01:51:50.600 Thank you, Eddie.

01:51:51.220 That's so sweet.

01:51:52.000 But thank you for saying that.

01:51:53.360 That's what I see.

01:51:54.240 Like, you're unstoppable.

01:51:55.420 Thank you.

01:51:56.040 I'm unstoppable because, you know...

01:51:57.620 Because you're about the truth.

01:51:58.860 You want facts.

01:51:59.400 Yeah, God is...

01:52:00.280 To me, you know, God is truth is God.

01:52:03.700 And, you know, truth is means...

01:52:08.420 The definition of truth means verifiable fact.

01:52:13.920 Well said.

01:52:15.080 Well said. 0.98

01:52:15.500 Not emotion, not cyborg fucking politics of the duality of the snake, but actually solving 0.98

01:52:24.760 actual problems for the people who live on this planet. 0.99

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01:52:41.540 Yeah, so...

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01:52:48.360 No.

01:52:49.000 There.

01:52:51.200 That's your script.

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01:52:52.660 No.

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01:54:32.260 Well done, mother.

01:54:33.080 You know, that's the best thing about Diet Smoke, we have to say, and then you can go, 0.99

01:54:36.020 is that not only do they have THC and you get high and shit, but you can actually call 0.97

01:54:40.840 them and say, I have to work. 0.98

01:54:42.440 I need this.

01:54:43.000 I have anxiety.

01:54:43.700 I have trouble sleeping.

01:54:44.160 Whatever it is, they'll actually tailor and work with you.

01:54:46.980 They have an actual person, like a wine sommelier.

01:54:49.580 They have a weed sommelier and it says, this is the weed for you.

01:54:52.520 A weed sommelier.

01:54:54.760 Bye-bye, baby.

01:54:55.600 Thank you, Eddie.

01:54:56.240 Thank you so much.

01:54:57.160 Thank you.

01:54:57.240 You're the best.

01:54:57.700 Be careful.

01:54:59.680 Next Thursday.

01:55:01.100 Next Thursday.

01:55:01.720 Okay.

01:55:01.840 Yeah.

01:55:02.380 Thank you so much.

01:55:03.440 So nice to meet you.

01:55:04.760 It's either you or the January 6th rioters.

01:55:06.740 I'll let you know. 1.00

01:55:07.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:55:08.400 Put them first. 1.00

01:55:09.300 You're a great guest.

01:55:10.860 All right.

01:55:11.200 Well, you want to wrap up and we can get out of here because I know you want to smoke.

01:55:14.560 That was awesome.

01:55:15.400 Eddie had to leave, unfortunately.

01:55:16.460 It's the first time we've ever had anyone leave, but you went over like-

01:55:18.260 I could have locked the doors and kept him here.

01:55:20.080 I know, but he had to go and he had to piss.

01:55:21.460 I know.

01:55:21.720 He was sweet.

01:55:21.760 It was two and a half, almost three hours.

01:55:24.040 That was our longest podcast.

01:55:25.060 Oh, it felt like 10 minutes to me. 0.99

01:55:27.320 That's because you were so fucking high. 0.99

01:55:29.160 You guys were so high. 0.98

01:55:30.040 Oh, he was so interesting, that guy.

01:55:31.720 I need to have him back because you guys didn't get-

01:55:33.480 The problem I have with you is every time you get in these things, you're like, you start

01:55:36.580 on a topic and then you go on 50 different topics.

01:55:38.660 I want you to spend-

01:55:39.540 Because they all tie together, but some guy always starts interrupting me.

01:55:42.820 No, you were interrupting.

01:55:44.320 I'm going to have to play.

01:55:45.060 You're going to have another thing where you go.

01:55:47.360 If we're having a conversation-

01:55:49.160 No, you're interrupting.

01:55:50.120 Then I forget, oh, this isn't a convo, it's an interview.

01:55:54.200 Oh, okay.

01:55:54.920 No, no, it was fine with the convo.

01:55:56.240 I need to be quiet more.

01:55:57.380 No.

01:55:57.560 But I'm actually interested in what they say and I need things clarified having the type

01:56:02.680 of Tourette's that I do.

01:56:04.220 It was the weed because I saw him, he's like saying something and then you looked in the

01:56:07.220 camera and you're like, that's not true.

01:56:08.460 And I was like, no, mom, he's saying, he's saying, you're like, I don't know, you have

01:56:11.320 to explain it to me.

01:56:12.320 And I was like, well, he's trying, Ma, you got to, you got to listen to him.

01:56:15.460 Well, that's real.

01:56:16.400 If I don't get it, I'm not going to say I do.

01:56:18.740 No, it was absolutely great.

01:56:20.280 I knew you'd like Eddie.

01:56:21.320 So anyway, I'm going to let you go.

01:56:22.540 I loved him.

01:56:23.800 Yeah.

01:56:24.420 He's got a head like those Italians have. 1.00

01:56:27.260 Yeah.

01:56:27.600 And he was doing like-

01:56:28.540 The head shape of the Italian. 0.94

01:56:29.980 What's that Italian guy you like?

01:56:31.300 The comic?

01:56:32.140 He was doing the same, the guy on Netflix that you like.

01:56:36.260 The comic, the Italian comic, talks about his Jewish girlfriend.

01:56:41.920 He's got an Italian name.

01:56:43.040 We watch him all the time.

01:56:44.780 How are you that high?

01:56:45.980 I can't remember anyone's name.

01:56:47.200 He's like, you told me it was your favorite comic this year.

01:56:49.040 I don't even feel high.

01:56:49.240 It was like six months ago you watched.

01:56:51.400 Sal, dude, the comic you watch all the time on Netflix. 0.99

01:56:55.520 He talks like, damn, tune home. 1.00

01:56:56.760 Oh, the Italian guy that's married to the Jewish lady? 1.00

01:56:59.840 Oh, he has a good routine there.

01:57:01.360 He does.

01:57:01.820 But I noticed that he was kind of doing some of those mannerisms, which was hilarious.

01:57:05.640 Anyway. 0.98

01:57:05.900 I like that he was saying shit that I wrote 20 years ago, like he thought of it. 0.95

01:57:11.620 You guys are, you and Eddie, this is a meeting that happened a long time ago. 0.97

01:57:14.120 The young generation of his age.

01:57:17.300 He's 56.

01:57:17.460 Those men, boy, they got a shot coming when they realized that it's general granny time. 0.98

01:57:23.640 I love that.

01:57:24.800 Well, I have to say, that was one of the most fun episodes we've done.

01:57:28.260 Wasn't that fun?

01:57:29.380 Well, I'm going to be in editing hell, though, because there was a lot of stuff. 0.99

01:57:33.480 He was a fucking flat earther. 0.98

01:57:34.860 I've never talked to a flat earther. 1.00

01:57:36.460 But I've got to say, he kind of.

01:57:37.200 I've got to look up what he says and decide for myself, I'm not afraid to see alternating facts.

01:57:42.400 What if we become flat earthers on this show?

01:57:44.580 I was like kind of flirting around with the flat earther thing.

01:57:49.480 It was too much for me.

01:57:50.520 It makes sense.

01:57:51.120 But then they came in and started using the Bible, and that's just an automatic turnoff. 0.97

01:57:56.980 Well, you used the Bible every week.

01:57:59.440 Well, because I'm correct.

01:58:02.780 All right.

01:58:03.380 Well, on that note, I'm going to let you go.

01:58:05.420 Last thing to say.

01:58:06.280 You can go.

01:58:06.820 I'll just say it.

01:58:07.780 You know, we're getting throttled by YouTube.

01:58:09.620 It's not a big deal.

01:58:10.180 We're on Rumble.

01:58:10.820 But if you are on YouTube.

01:58:11.480 Could you guys like and subscribe? 0.99

01:58:14.100 You know, could you hit the fucking like button? 0.99

01:58:16.720 Just do it. 1.00

01:58:17.040 Don't be coxed. 0.99

01:58:17.660 If it's not too goddamn much to ask. 0.92

01:58:19.520 Yeah, sorry. 0.69

01:58:20.180 We'll give you free entertainment.

01:58:21.600 Thanks a lot. 1.00

01:58:22.020 You have to do fucking buttons, motherfucker. 1.00

01:58:23.000 But more important than like and subscribe, which was actually Buck's idea, is put on 1.00

01:58:27.480 your notifications on YouTube, because what they're doing is they're turning off notifications.

01:58:31.000 Yeah, they're throttling me.

01:58:31.520 Well, that's why they're throttling. 0.96

01:58:32.580 No one's being notified. 0.97

01:58:33.440 They're trying to throttle me by jabbing their very long, thick wiener down my throat without 0.98

01:58:40.000 my consent. 0.97

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01:59:11.880 Oh.

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01:59:14.100 Oh.

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01:59:16.260 Yeah.

01:59:16.560 Ooh.

01:59:16.640 Oh.

01:59:19.260 Oh.

01:59:21.120 Oh.

01:59:21.140 Oh.

01:59:22.080 Oh.

01:59:22.560 Oh.

01:59:23.660 Oh.

01:59:24.520 Oh.

01:59:25.200 Oh.

01:59:26.520 Oh.

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - September 28, 2023

Eddie Bravo ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #016

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