The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Jim Breuer!!!!! ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #043

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00:01:10.120 intelligent welcome to the roseanne bar podcast so you see

00:01:14.320 today we have a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banger because we have jim b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brewer

00:01:28.000 Hi jim how you doing roseanne I'm good it's so good to meet you

00:01:34.720 you look amazing you're so nice thank you you're very welcome here we are in florida i'm so happy

00:01:41.580 to be able to talk to you i always talk to you on the phone and try my jokes out on you you are

00:01:46.620 so funny i don't even know how funny you are because you're just this face thing you go into

00:01:54.800 i just start cracking up well it's i think i was the born looking the way i do was definitely a

00:02:02.080 help i mean i look i look stoned all the time uh and then i was a cartoon guy i think so you know

00:02:10.620 what my influence was richard pryor me too so richard pryor would he'd say it and he act everything

00:02:19.260 out he was the street storyteller yeah and and he didn't he didn't mind put whatever part of life

00:02:27.700 into it which i loved more about him he's probably one of the only truthful comedians i mean there's a

00:02:34.100 couple of them out there but he was raw truth and that's to me that's my i guess that's where i kind

00:02:40.760 of got it from or where it started i got mine from him too because it's like get inside the stereotype

00:02:46.760 and punch out the walls from inside yeah that's what i got from watching him yeah but i love that

00:02:53.080 you uh we have so much in common with having really i don't know how to say it gingerly but

00:02:58.980 really dumb ass children i mean it's just so great to hear you gripe about your kids and i'm like oh my

00:03:07.400 god i'm so happy someone else puts up with this well i'd listen so the last couple years my stand-up

00:03:16.340 went went even before it went in a certain direction i should and i hate being labeled i can't say oh

00:03:24.100 you're you're right wait no i'm not no i'm not it's just common sense that's that's i i'm saying what

00:03:32.520 i'm seeing so i'm not emotionally attached to anything but my kids are dead you know the last

00:03:38.900 couple years some of these things you're saying like like what i don't know it's a little aggressive

00:03:44.540 a little offensive like what well the gender gender is a real thing uh yeah there's a man

00:03:52.660 and a woman that's not true so it's that in my words this is so my oldest one goes to college right

00:04:01.220 and i already knew that was gonna i knew that was gonna be a disaster

00:04:07.800 i already knew it was gonna be a disaster and this is before i really knew what college was

00:04:15.040 and she goes there and i'll never forget

00:04:17.500 um in my town i lived in chester new jersey there was a bunch of guys who have coffee every morning

00:04:25.060 it's a great for years and there's one transvestite that i remember when there were transvestites

00:04:31.840 transvestites yeah a man addresses like a woman yeah which hey that's a lot of work i don't have

00:04:39.380 a problem that's a lot of work it's that's halloween every day that's a lot of work putting into that

00:04:44.720 so as this person comes in you know it's some of we're quiet we snicker we show respect and then the

00:04:52.920 story was after i think the guy's name is bob and he dresses like a woman he wears his heels and

00:04:59.060 he comes in he orders a muffin the first time i saw him he's like can i get a chocolate mouse whoa

00:05:04.560 so i'm telling my daughter this because then i saw him dressed as a man dancing with a woman

00:05:12.020 i'm like wow that's really i see that was really weird i saw bob at an event tonight and he's a

00:05:18.140 transvestite and she he's not a transvestite he's transgender and you need you can't say transvestite

00:05:28.600 like we can't say transvestite that's what it is no it's not it's a transgender and gender and then

00:05:36.680 she tried to to school me that did you know the natives had transgender men and then i i immediately

00:05:46.740 just stopped my bankroll so that's that's it the check is done i don't know who's i don't know who's

00:05:52.160 teaching you this but i just took thirty thousand dollars and threw it out the window for you to come

00:05:56.840 home uneducated telling me that native americans are transgenders well my my my professor is part

00:06:06.740 native of course he is just like that jackass politician that was yeah elizabeth just like

00:06:15.280 elizabeth warren sure okay you know pocahontas she did direct she did the swab once and like oh

00:06:21.500 i'm two percent uh native it wasn't close she was none yeah oh really i think donald trump had more

00:06:28.820 native american yeah i think i have more native american i think we all do i listen to native

00:06:32.940 flute music so technically that makes me it gets in there it gets in your dna when you yeah you hear

00:06:38.580 stuff yeah so a certain amount of milligrams of an edible and native flute music i am native

00:06:44.440 that's right for that moment yeah but my kids definitely give me a hard time and there's a

00:06:50.540 little bit of an angry undertone yeah that comes out once in a while because they're like a presser

00:06:55.440 you're like a presser i pay your fucking bills you bitch you dirty little bitch if i was there if i

00:07:01.820 was married to you i'd grab by the hair and swing her around three times of course that kind of says

00:07:08.840 what i've done to my kids well they're all like that i can't stand it either i said something to

00:07:13.860 her about the jews because we're jews right so i says how come you're not this and that and she's

00:07:18.960 like well mother i really don't care it's hard for me to care about one percent of the world when

00:07:23.520 99 of the world is suffering i go you dirty bitch you're out of the well i am not leaving my money

00:07:31.980 to any communists i work too hard for communists to take you know she wouldn't give the money away

00:07:37.920 though she's a communist and then once she gets the trust fund she's gonna be so cap it's such a

00:07:42.060 old to be talking here she's 50 yeah it's sad yeah 50 and still economy through menopause and

00:07:48.460 everything still a leftist commie still doing it so still still bernie the bernie bros i can't do a

00:07:57.640 damn thing do they travel do they no have they been to other countries and see what i don't think so

00:08:06.100 no i mean i tried to take my children to give them cultural enrichment by taking them across

00:08:12.000 europe and stuff but that one was d uh she was uh the uh what do you call it when you're coming off

00:08:19.460 meth she was coming off meth during that whole trip i paid a million bucks which are all that was a

00:08:26.500 tough trip yeah i almost killed her ass over there in mark uh what's that called that spanish island

00:08:32.900 we were i almost left her and buried her ass over there in mala laga or whatever it's called

00:08:38.080 dumb bitch there's the cultural enrichment we got as kids traveling the world so we could call it

00:08:44.360 fucking mar-a-lago and smith no she it was uh morocco you're talking about morocco yeah we were

00:08:50.420 actually like near um uh madrid i think doesn't matter anyway yeah wow so that's it that's a whole

00:08:57.200 different issue yeah is it wow consider yourself lucky and she didn't go to college either i wish

00:09:04.220 i would have sent her to college maybe that would have sobered her so she has kids too and then you

00:09:10.100 have the grandkids from her yeah and her my grand i have a granddaughter from her and the little girl's

00:09:15.300 like oh we love bernie this was in 2020 whatever it was that yeah how old was she when she's saying

00:09:21.140 that well she was only six and i said we love bernie listen what i said i go well you better not love

00:09:29.200 bernie because i'll tell you what he makes me pay so much money that i could be buying you toys with

00:09:35.780 bernie takes my money and gives it away to other people uh trump wants me to save my money and that's

00:09:43.300 why i bought you this doll house and this here and this chalet barbie chalet which i have to keep in

00:09:49.260 my bedroom because her husband's a liberal libtar too and he's like we can't have plastic in this house

00:09:55.020 so i have a room there and it's all full of barbie chalets because they can't have plastic

00:09:59.940 so but no i said trump wants me to spend my money on you bernie does not want me to spend my money on

00:10:10.480 you so she goes to her mom she goes you have to like ketchup because her mom hates ketchup yeah she

00:10:17.760 goes you have to like ketchup if i have to like bernie so my my youngest one came home the other day

00:10:29.860 and she's like i'm cool i i'm quitting my job and she works at a uh she works at a country club

00:10:36.580 right i go what are you what are you i'm tired of

00:10:40.280 like i'm doing 10 times work as this guy and that guy and like we're all making the same money

00:10:51.000 and and then at the end i have to share all my tips but i'm working 10 times like oh welcome to

00:10:56.340 socialism asshole yeah how's that work oh now it sucks now bernie sucks you work hard but you make

00:11:06.360 the same as the shithead that's sleeping all day wow what a concept let's all share right

00:11:12.380 ah isn't that great tell you what you go out and gather eggs and you go to each house and gather

00:11:18.240 all that and when you come back we all get to eat it how fun is that isn't that great you dumbass

00:11:24.760 you know because because you listen to professors and that's another thing the word professor

00:11:32.420 yeah when you realize the english language is nothing but voodoo it's just no shit it's voodoo

00:11:38.800 bullshit yes it is you know government is a nice word for we steal and we enslave you that's right

00:11:46.160 that's all it is that is all it is it's a threat to our democracy which means it's a threat to our

00:11:51.640 power of controlling you that's right it's a threat to our democracy i i hate that when morons say

00:12:00.020 it's a threat to our democracy what do they mean by democracy though they don't even know what it

00:12:05.300 means they don't even know you dumbass our democracy which means that we have the right to keep you

00:12:11.340 from voting for the guy you want to vote for that's our democracy and you're threatening that

00:12:16.240 with your trumpism right if you if you years ago growing up if you said oh god this crazy country

00:12:24.080 did you hear about this country in venezuela what's going on well they the people love this guy

00:12:31.480 antonio and and everyone loves antonio he's selling out arenas he i should save this for tonight

00:12:39.620 hey he's selling over here and he's selling this and then all of a sudden um charlie won but everyone

00:12:47.400 hates charlie so what the government do they arrested antonio and they drew him in jail and

00:12:54.100 they're like wow that's a crazy third world country well guess what yeah we're in it yeah and they all

00:13:01.380 just but that's the hour of of the mafia it's the mafia it is the mafia it's a whole bunch of

00:13:09.160 mafias that joined up together it's the gay mafia the jew mafia the black mafia all the socialists

00:13:16.720 everything the catholic mafia all i'm the socialist mafia just trying to rip everybody off and put

00:13:22.900 everybody who goes wait a minute in friggin jail it's the nazis joined up with the fucking stalinist

00:13:28.780 joined up with the fundamentalists joined up with the freakazoid uh baby blood drink and democrat donor

00:13:35.780 uh pedophiles and we're supposed to put up with this shit roseanne i just fell in love with you

00:13:41.720 even more he's the best isn't he we we're not allowed to hang out late at night with discussion

00:13:46.600 i you know how many times growing up this there's another difficult thing i have with my kids

00:13:51.620 is they they don't believe anything you know i'll sit there and i'll watch a movie and they're like

00:13:55.700 dad you want to watch this movie i went no because that jackass is in the club

00:13:59.620 yeah what club me too yeah i go oh come on you don't oh dad you really believe

00:14:05.080 that people get ranked in your rear end to become famous

00:14:11.320 no no i never heard of that he did he had nothing to say on that no nothing by the way

00:14:19.540 i won't say who told me but one of my first introductions and just back to the mafia

00:14:26.200 i would try to explain and go listen you have to join a mafia you have to either join the jew mafia

00:14:32.580 jewish mafia i don't know if jew is offensive ah we don't give a shit i don't give a shit either

00:14:37.460 jewish uh italian uh irish gay you have to join a mafia or you're not so let me explain this to you

00:14:48.340 uh secret societies are what runs everything of course if you if you're a construction worker

00:14:54.100 yeah union and you start getting bigger and bigger eventually the big gorilla comes it goes

00:15:01.800 yeah no shit if you really want to get bigger or whatever mafia they are it'd be terrible if you had

00:15:09.540 some kind of accent if you knew shit burnt down they threatened my mom's father they said they came

00:15:17.360 to the door because he was a contractor in the um in the late 20s early 30s to throw acid in his eyes

00:15:24.580 jeez yeah and then eventually died young but that oh my god that and they're just fucking crooks

00:15:32.060 yes but that's what's been running everything forever i remember being on a film

00:15:39.820 and uh it was very obscure film and when i was and i was sitting there filming and i'm looking at

00:15:48.440 hell's angels i'm like why is there all hell's angels here like oh well they're just you know it's

00:15:54.760 kind of security security that's the best security well yeah well technically uh yes but the guy

00:16:03.820 explained to me he's like hey we're at a port every port is is run by gangs right i was like what

00:16:11.660 we and then i realized the movie so many movies and so much of hollywood and so much are just fronts

00:16:19.920 yeah for a whole different shipping and handling and a business that no one transportation

00:16:27.440 everything cement transportation exactly trafficking people wondering wrap their head around that

00:16:37.200 because they're in love with it they're in love they're in love with it they're in love with the

00:16:40.980 movies yeah you're in love with ah there's no business like show business like wait i'll do ethel murmur

00:16:49.180 there's no business like no business i know pretty good i used to want to be her um

00:17:04.560 who what what was her name ethel merman know what she made me was she in mad mad mad mad mad mad

00:17:12.920 that she was so that's one of my all-time favorite movies yeah i like that ever ever ever

00:17:18.920 jonathan went the whole crew jonathan winters what did you get out of him let's go i got to meet

00:17:24.740 him once oh i got to meet him too so i went to i was in the michael comedy festival and that was a

00:17:31.140 good festival that was a great festival it was a good that was a good yeah that was a great festival

00:17:36.860 um i called it the the comic slave trading yeah so i was like this guy's worth that who has a

00:17:44.760 disney 100 minute touchstone for 250 nbc for another 3.5 million development deal

00:17:49.920 castle rock

00:17:53.480 bing bing bing bing bing

00:17:56.760 here comes a black guy no one knows he's gonna be a huge star he'll be like oh i got two men

00:18:02.320 so seven picture deal in seven seasons hold him he can't work

00:18:07.580 um so here's jim brewer he's worth 50 000 50 000 what the fuck just happened the guy got three

00:18:17.800 um so i went so i what was that there was one hotel where we'd all be in i forget whatever it

00:18:29.380 was right it was in that hotel and i'd go there and i i would get starstruck by the older guys

00:18:34.740 shit i think brenner was in there oh david i think it was i think it was david brenner

00:18:43.020 and and uh jonathan winters oh what a night and there was someone else and they were having

00:18:48.860 breakfast and i stood there you know i'm staring at him like you know like there's a a polar bear

00:18:55.100 and i'm like yeah i'm just gonna pretend i'm hanging out outside the thing and so it's me

00:19:01.260 i think chapelle and maybe two other guys and we and we waited patiently and then when he started

00:19:09.280 coming out i you know i went up like a little kid like mr winters i just got it and he i'll never

00:19:15.080 forget where you from kid i went new york new york and he went all the bits yeah on a 15 minute

00:19:23.140 tangent and he started a crowd start he's like i don't know you know when you're on the train you

00:19:27.400 have to latino spot that i'm in the blood hey man you didn't fucking let him know he was a jewish he

00:19:34.600 would do every single ethnic group what they're saying on the train i just sat there like this

00:19:40.260 and when it when it was over he goes nice to meet you kid and and there was a crowd around him and i

00:19:45.780 went wow that was that was one of my all-time favorite moments ever seeing like a a comedy

00:19:54.440 legend and god genius yeah remember he had that show and they they just put him in a room with

00:20:00.240 props and he'd like go and become a character i remember as a little kid watching that yeah

00:20:04.980 little kid watching robin williams i met him with robin oh wow and the both of them was there

00:20:11.180 you know that's exhausting it was exhausting but it was like wow it's father son and they thought of

00:20:17.940 each other like that you know father and son comedic yes father son but um astounding you see that

00:20:25.120 robin i didn't realize robin influence was him until i met oh him like oh wow that's yeah because

00:20:33.740 because jonathan would be like i can do that like oh wow it's more it's more like it was yeah so you

00:20:40.900 could see those two yeah brilliant stuff i had that in my act where i go i am now going to do a

00:20:46.440 tribute to my favorite comics by doing their material some people would say this is stealing

00:20:52.460 but my lawyer assures me it is i can call it a tribute that's actually you know i always years ago

00:21:02.480 we did uh um but then i would do their material and they do well well i thought of this i should

00:21:10.900 i just started talking about this too i always wanted to do this with comics so we did it we did

00:21:14.740 on a radio show and then i wanted to do it more and more how rock bands do comedy how they do covers

00:21:22.000 right that's what i that's what i think should happen because their jokes are just they're just

00:21:27.900 nobody knows them the greatest jokes ever we should be saying here's a tribute

00:21:32.540 right exactly and what we did oh my god you would have loved this so what we did is we would put

00:21:39.100 airlines and we'd have a panel and we're like oh i love this and we're just friends like if me and

00:21:45.240 you were hanging out with drinking we're like okay so who are you doing we're doing one guy did

00:21:49.660 woody allen i never knew the moose bit oh my god you didn't know the moose bit it was this guy ben

00:21:55.900 bailey and he went up he did the he murdered murdered doing this bit and then it would turn

00:22:04.180 into you know at the time i think bush was uh the president the guy went up and did george bush and he

00:22:10.980 did 10 minutes of stephen wright jokes as george bush at job oh my god that's brilliant murdered and

00:22:19.220 and i keep going like why aren't we doing this now like why don't we why don't we have fun putting

00:22:24.780 something like that together and you can get actors in there whatever anyway i always think

00:22:29.940 uh and that was my that was a friend of mine p corrielli and we're like yeah i just reached out to

00:22:35.540 him again like we should why not do that again i would love to be doing that the one time i saw at

00:22:42.160 uh new york new york what i can't remember what the club name catch a rising star yeah and there was

00:22:48.640 gilbert godfried and everybody was way late at night so everybody was shit-faced and stoned

00:22:53.780 and uh so gilbert was always so scary funny and uh he goes up and he's doing um he starts doing

00:23:03.280 roy cone did you ever see him do roy cone no the the crooked friggin uh gay um guy that helped

00:23:12.940 uh the mccarthy thing happen no by implicating gays when he himself secretly gay and communists the

00:23:22.560 whole turn of course now he looks like a hero that he was saw the commie threat way before we did

00:23:27.900 exactly but gilbert would do roy cone jokes and he would become roy cone and it was so offensively

00:23:35.440 hilarious there's nothing i've ever seen in my life that compared to that so the 40 year snl

00:23:42.220 reunion i sat next to gilbert right oh so me and gilbert i should have gone to that i i didn't get

00:23:50.920 the invite till it was over i got that fucking invite because i never read my mail i found the

00:23:57.900 invite after the son of a bitch was over and i would have really liked going to that well

00:24:02.220 it was anyway no well it was it was it wasn't it was an amazing event and all that but it was funny

00:24:09.760 when we first got there you're like uh your wife's not like it's only you your wife's not invited so i

00:24:16.700 have my wife there she's like but she can wait for the party like four hours from now and i just

00:24:20.540 i went oh okay we went in through another door and they had they had tape on all the chairs

00:24:28.860 so i just tore the tape off i took the fucking tape off now like you sit there and just be cool

00:24:35.320 um i think it was father

00:24:37.000 yeah i think he was supposed to sit there and he came over i don't know i think you're over there

00:24:44.940 but gilbert's sitting next to me and we're in the back we're cast members i didn't even know

00:24:50.760 gilbert was a cast member i didn't either i didn't either i had no clue he was on there probably for a

00:24:57.100 blip yeah and there was a lot of people that were not cast members that were towards the front which i

00:25:04.880 get you want to show television well but gilbert yeah the people the producers are fucking

00:25:10.500 correct right correct yeah but the best part was gilbert as each guy comes in

00:25:18.320 he would go he'd go al sharpton is in the third row and we're in the last

00:25:26.380 i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard and i forgot the show and i forgot the show and it was

00:25:46.140 like a gay guy and they live with a chick and whatever and he'd go the gay guy from the nbc

00:25:53.380 show that no one knows his name is in the second row and me and brewer are in the back

00:26:03.000 dude he he went on everyone that came in the room he's like that's the that's the b actor from

00:26:12.420 the movie that nobody saw and we're in the back row

00:26:18.600 jimmy chase is nowhere to be found but al shopton is in this al roker is now sitting in the front

00:26:32.660 next to leonardo dicaprio

00:26:36.260 did you see what he did you know lorne talk about lorne yeah oh we love lorne don't we

00:26:44.180 we love him i i i never had an issue with lorne okay good i'm glad because lorne's lorne he's a

00:26:52.520 he's a he's a generation or two yes idol but he does weird shit like the other night now they're

00:27:01.600 all talking he had a palestine comic host what he had a palestine on snl last week i guess yeah

00:27:08.520 and go free palestine in new york and the jewish audience because it's lorne michaels they'll go

00:27:14.400 like this free palestine yes kill all the jews let's kill all the jews thanks lorne thanks for

00:27:23.880 bringing it up lorne it was true it's like okay america is gone they've killed america

00:27:30.640 it was so shocking i i don't even fucking know i i it's just so shocking wait a minute

00:27:38.520 this is i've see i'm so tapped out i don't watch yeah any tv i don't watch movies unless i'm on a

00:27:45.480 long flight yeah the last i got the last i was blown away was uh shane gillis yeah hosting which

00:27:51.980 i thought was hilarious since they kicked him off right before he was in on and by the way shane

00:27:58.080 had the funniest sketch going on one of my friends look you ever see this guy and it was right when he

00:28:03.720 got fired he had the funniest sketch of being a fireman um and he was a secret lover of trump and

00:28:13.120 the more wasted he got oh i he did on youtube i think later yes i did see yeah dude i was like

00:28:17.920 this guy's brilliant yeah this guy's great that's why so that i was taken back like they're bringing

00:28:22.880 shane on yeah the guy they kicked off because he wasn't politically correct so it's and then last

00:28:29.940 week they had a palestinian comedian yeah is he popular just because he's from no it's just you

00:28:36.580 know it's an agenda and he hosted yeah i i don't and going like see this is when i'm like was he

00:28:44.560 hosting i i only heard about this i don't watch tv either i don't know but anyways he goes who knows

00:28:49.300 i just want to take this opportunity to say this is enough of this

00:28:53.600 he didn't cry but it was on the urge on the verge we must here at nbc we must free palestine

00:29:03.940 they got the audience is like we're all jews but you know what we've got it we've got it we've got

00:29:10.940 to we've got to free palestine from our own family and he's right we deserve to die let's kill our own

00:29:19.420 family because we're jews and we cannot live with because we're bothering people

00:29:24.400 never stopped us before we cannot be allowed to bother people

00:29:32.200 it just makes me sick are they cutting to lauren during this we didn't want to we we you didn't

00:29:41.200 want to and i was shocked because i'm like look what they're doing to american kids and they're

00:29:46.320 doing it on campus like you know hey do you think see then i think uh i i totally think we're at war

00:29:54.260 we are we're in a big old war but we're in we're they're not killing us with the guns and all that

00:30:01.380 no they're just hitting us at every angle and but we're so aversive dumb as a rock just going yeah

00:30:08.380 you know train came off the rails again whoops weird weird that's like the fifth in the last six

00:30:18.820 months yeah the the rivers got poisoned isn't that weird it's fucking weird holy shit they just

00:30:27.640 destroyed all these eggs they got some fucking disease

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00:35:59.620 made farming illegal holy shit in the midwest and now a ship's taking out bridges because they uh the

00:36:07.280 power the power went out like are there people all i imagine is dunking they couldn't count the

00:36:15.340 boats because the sewer backed up over there and the

00:36:18.320 what happened where the toilet the toilet's backed up in georgia

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00:36:26.780 water started coming out of the main and it was dangerous so we couldn't do the boats

00:36:38.720 oh that's my new favorite wait a minute no wait a minute i love i love this one well the ship

00:36:48.300 lost power oh and then the black box just went blank but nothing to see here

00:36:57.520 how about that they're watching them bring in non-american because tucker just said this and i was so

00:37:12.240 oh this is the greatest too they're watching them bring in non-americans to vote for the leaders of

00:37:19.080 america how crazy crooked evil is that it's people who hate america yeah it's a full blood now i heard

00:37:27.800 some heavy shit too and i don't know if it's true what i don't know if it's true

00:37:30.860 i gotta turn you on this guy i don't know who the guy is i'm terrible at names but i saw

00:37:38.900 he gives these lectures and it was from uh it was a couple years ago and i wish i know his name

00:37:44.140 but he was explaining our birth certificates oh i know who you mean um david um uh-huh david s

00:37:51.020 david uh i know he's also talking about like jfk jr yeah yeah yeah okay he i i gotta make sure

00:37:59.120 it's true and let everyone check it out i believe he said the u.n and the united states does not know

00:38:05.680 this the u.n owns i want to say most of our border yeah i've never heard that but i wouldn't i've never

00:38:15.580 heard that in my life either but also a lot of americans don't know washington dc is not america

00:38:20.740 right that's right so foreign power it's a foreign power right so he's said and i gotta i i have i don't

00:38:30.260 want to put it out there oh we put everything out on this that's the thing i was like what how do we

00:38:34.760 not know this how do we not know that the u.n so then you know then you go into the the theories i

00:38:42.360 hate the word conspiracy theory because that was created to make you stop thinking right

00:38:47.260 when anything got too close to real they said that correct and there's certain there's certain talk

00:38:53.860 show people out there it really drive me fucking nuts because you get too close and he's like no

00:38:58.600 meta this is their game always well it ain't like trump

00:39:02.520 he's a liar and he's he's a liar and he should be in jail what does that got to do with the

00:39:12.000 well at least it wasn't trump

00:39:14.280 how's he not getting humped from behind in a prison

00:39:22.200 that's it exactly for everything that's that's their go-to with everything they don't have a go-to

00:39:30.420 that's their go-to for everything so let me ask you uh um about the situation with uh kicking

00:39:38.300 schools children out you're putting migrants and now they're allowed to have guns

00:39:43.640 and become police officers well i'll tell you what all i know is that trump's a liar

00:39:49.740 and he's he's a nazi he hates jews and blacks and he's a murderer

00:39:57.200 what the fuck just happened what does that got to do with you

00:40:00.640 it's um it's their go-to and it works it works on less and less people all the time

00:40:07.940 i think but that's their base their base is that i think it's ending quickly

00:40:15.920 it's starting to i hope i think that honestly i think this

00:40:19.160 what you said like the snl i think that's starting to

00:40:22.940 i feel like you have to work out you have to wake up certain societies

00:40:28.140 right and certain societies and ethnic groups

00:40:32.280 yeah always were were stick in the same group we vote this way

00:40:37.140 yeah always we don't care if the antichrist comes in and urinates on a blind girl in public

00:40:43.740 he's a democrat and that's what we vote for right or he's a he's a republic and that's what we do

00:40:49.540 um but this is the first time i've seen yeah uh each group going hey we might actually have to do

00:41:00.400 some investigation as for what they stand for instead of what they look like i learned something a long

00:41:06.560 time ago which really blew my first real introduction to show business which was the

00:41:11.040 greatest it really was it was the greatest it was a uh it was it was a all black show and it was

00:41:18.520 filmed in harlem it was called the uptown comedy club there was two guys remember that but i thought

00:41:24.600 this is the way hollywood was these two guys it was uh kevin brown and andre brown they would sit

00:41:31.200 us all down and they would talk like morals spiritual looking after each other and i thought that was

00:41:41.600 like i'm like i fucking love show business and i won't say which one but i remember

00:41:49.960 first hearing from a couple people there uh hey did you you know we went to hollywood and uh

00:42:01.760 did you know so and so so and so and so and so and so they were chicken hawking i said what the

00:42:07.520 what they all laughed and i didn't know what chicken hawking was what is that that is when

00:42:13.400 and they dress them up like girls oh all right so transvestites poochie boys correct and the three

00:42:20.240 big names um they're big names and one is still out there and he owns because he's worth a billion

00:42:28.740 dollars he owns teams and blah blah blah and i didn't realize two years i'm like oh shit and then

00:42:35.780 another guy started telling me about puff daddy and j-lo he's like you know j-lo's gay and this

00:42:43.800 one's gay and he's like the gay mafia and this is all just a thing and then you got to go to i was

00:42:49.120 like you guys what are you talking about and they're like this is the way you get it and you got to do this

00:42:55.260 and i'm like what are you talking about and that that was the that was my first introduction i didn't believe any of it

00:43:05.780 because it's too shocking it's too shocking because we grew up with the persona of and it's not just

00:43:11.800 show business it's everything it's everything i i knew it because i'm from salt lake city utah

00:43:19.480 so it wasn't no surprise to me because all's i seen was gay couples married to the opposite sex

00:43:26.840 and children all utah is it's like the husband is an interior decorator and the wife weighs 400 pounds

00:43:33.680 and runs the house every family and i just knew it's like oh they they marry up to raise children

00:43:41.260 and have a family but they all go someplace with their friends all the time that's how it is and so

00:43:48.520 i always saw the world that way plus i have two gay siblings so i really knew it was true right as my

00:43:54.980 sister was going out with mormon housewives and my brother was going out with their husbands

00:43:59.080 so i knew it everything is just you know it's a it's all fault it's a facade yeah everything's a show

00:44:07.760 everything's just fault so then because they don't feel safe to be who they are and then once you do

00:44:14.180 them a favor and let them be who they are and i'm not just talking about gays i'm talking about

00:44:18.480 anybody who has a secret or living a double life that's the last thing you want

00:44:22.960 it's to let them be their true self i'm telling the truth no you're right it's just it's like

00:44:30.280 chains are off then they go bat shit crazy because they don't know how to handle acceptance and love

00:44:37.060 they've grown up knowing i gotta hide i gotta fake and then it's you know that's a horrible way to come

00:44:43.980 up and i know because i came up like that too and then all of a sudden they love you you go nuts

00:44:49.740 that's what happened to me i'm like what i got all these millions of people watching my show and

00:44:54.600 everywhere i go they love me i'm like how in the fuck am i supposed to do this when i hate myself

00:45:00.040 and i i just became funny because i hate myself because my whole family hates me now everybody loves

00:45:06.420 me what the fuck i guess i better go shopping so i had first time i got paid i went out and bought

00:45:12.920 16 dining room sets just going nuts just going yeah batshit crazy one i mean that is

00:45:20.160 that's what happens especially when you're young how old were you when that show 30 i saw you on 34

00:45:26.960 so when was that was the danger field special the major launch well it all happened at once it was

00:45:35.340 the danger field thing the george slaughter special about funny women stand-ups yeah but the tonight show

00:45:42.240 is the big one on on the tonight show because i was the first woman in eight years and so the

00:45:49.140 tonight show led to the danger field thing led to the george slaughter thing and they all happened

00:45:55.340 within two months wow it was like bing bing bing and then when i was on the tonight show the first

00:46:00.540 night julio iglesias was on there and he asked me to open for his 18 city tour my first tonight show

00:46:06.940 wow 18 weeks that means that my husband can quit his job and we can move to you know move my kids

00:46:14.700 out and get a house in hollywood and so it happened extremely fast yeah and i wasn't prepared for none

00:46:21.720 of it no one is no no one is and and people don't understand that either and it doesn't even have to

00:46:27.900 be show but i try to explain people you know what it's like growing up and and you go oh my god i love

00:46:36.400 i love this musician and this is my favorite actor in the world and this and then in a snap of a

00:46:45.200 finger your favorite musician is like hey you want to hang out what i know hey well hey you're

00:46:51.400 allowing this club what yeah me i'm still driving a honda insight what's going on here or whatever

00:46:57.700 like people people don't understand the power of vanity vanity is a monster and but did you ever

00:47:11.240 really trust it i i never trust it because i was like i knew because i i did talk to other people

00:47:18.020 that were famous more famous than me about it it's like i say well did you trust it when they bring you

00:47:23.280 and and most of them real famous too would say no i never trust it i never thought i belong there

00:47:29.700 always knew i was in an imposter that didn't really belong there even like these really

00:47:36.880 really big time folk yeah academy award winners and shit they still feel that and that's how i felt i

00:47:43.420 never i always felt they was going to turn on me any any minute and of course they did yeah then they

00:47:48.780 did and it was true time yeah but i never felt i belonged but then you'd see these people that

00:47:54.800 are half-whacked and have not a lot of talent they be they feel happier than a motherfucker they belong

00:48:01.860 they're not they don't have no self-doubt have you noticed that yes i love you yes and that and again

00:48:10.080 that's sort of um i think that's part of like anyone who doesn't work they just show up at the

00:48:17.600 construction site like you're the foreman of course i'm the foreman they don't know but they're being

00:48:25.000 set up that's true they're being set up for the great fall they don't know they're just they're

00:48:30.460 just being you know the the uh vultures are on them just so how many more we got in the stockpile

00:48:42.200 great i'm done with this one

00:48:43.880 it's fucking true i know i know i've seen it a billion times and the only thing i can thank

00:49:02.100 god for is the way i grew up i grew up extremely blue collar one for all all for one yeah that's

00:49:12.180 the majority of it ain't it correct everyone looked after each other and we didn't care

00:49:17.080 the jew was there the guinea was there not the indian the fucking indians were there

00:49:25.680 there was there was the fucking colombians were over there but we all when shit was going that we

00:49:33.220 all looked after each other we all looked after each other well we all went to the cookouts and

00:49:37.740 were nice then you went back home that fucking yeah the fucking jew fucking of course you didn't

00:49:43.400 bring that because it's cheap because you're a fucking jew and you don't do shit and the fucking

00:49:47.640 indians jesus christ wash your feet once in a while for christ's sake i was like what do they know that

00:49:54.160 smell is disgusting and latinos they play are they ever unhappy with their fucking music jesus christ

00:50:02.020 fucking was it 40 of them in there oh it was yeah my street was hilarious it was real inner city we

00:50:10.940 had a lot of black people too which always was fun and my my mother my mom used to get mad at me

00:50:16.880 because i would uh we would do each other's makeup me and the black girls she goes that makeup is way

00:50:22.780 too dark for your face you were doing blackface you didn't even know it see now i grew up in extremely

00:50:28.480 high racial tension like at the end the street was all black we were all white and i didn't really

00:50:35.820 lose my views and you know that's the way you're taught like any black guy like oh hide your shit

00:50:41.780 he's gonna rape and kill you everybody he's walking down the street jesus christ he was trouble he's got

00:50:49.280 like god he's black you see them on the news don't you here's another black guy

00:50:55.340 fucking monsters so if you saw one oh shit um and then not until and then this is what's

00:51:05.360 blows my mind to go from that to now i'm in harlem uh-huh every day and my whole my whole life my

00:51:13.220 everything my whole perspective of everything changed um and that was also one of my that was

00:51:20.560 also something i learned when i went back to my town that i grew up in because you know you want

00:51:25.680 my peacock feathers like i don't know if you know but i'm on television now and i make a lot of money

00:51:32.620 but i am on television now and i went into i went into the local pub with my peacock feathers

00:51:38.760 and i'm like can you turn on the channel that i'm on

00:51:43.100 you still doing sanitation of course you are

00:51:49.420 right and so and there was a guy from the high school that i was looked up to and he was like

00:52:00.420 what's it like working for him and i and i and i it was the beginning of my growth in life

00:52:10.480 like oh my god so much is just taught and i'd be like no no you understand that guy there he's

00:52:19.080 one of my best friends and he looked at me goes oh you gotta say that huh and i realized at that

00:52:24.360 moment it wasn't a race thing it was just a society thing yeah everyone's taught right a certain

00:52:30.300 thing tribalism it's natural well they want us in our little pens they want us to stay in our

00:52:36.900 little pens i call it human veal they want us in our little pens so they can slaughter us when it's

00:52:42.420 time you know and we'll go against each other they don't have to do nothing which it's just awful

00:52:48.720 but it's just like divide and conquer it's the oldest thing in the world it's oldest thing in the

00:52:52.440 world and then i get into uh you see i go i go into i remember we were touring years ago around

00:52:59.100 the bus and we'd always watch bob marley and it was a lot of pot involved too but we'd watch bob

00:53:04.260 marley and he would say shit now that now that i think about i remember him saying things like

00:53:10.280 all governments are illegal yeah because learn the word government what it means why why so long

00:53:21.060 people take care of each other villages we look after each other one for all why you need government

00:53:27.100 for what so they could send your child to go kill somebody that is exactly it and i was like oh they're

00:53:34.440 gonna no wonder they fucking killed that guy yeah we've got a threat we got a glitch this son

00:53:40.260 i bet you're starting to get to you the white people and we got an issue peace and love talking

00:53:45.280 about i got it didn't work jesus christ give him cancer or something the guy that gave him cancer

00:53:52.440 uh confessed on his deathbed that he did it no kidding he said he put the shot in the shoe and

00:53:58.680 said here's some custom boots of course we had made for you and he tried it on and he felt a prick in

00:54:03.440 his toe and it was the cancer stuff yeah shot who was it uh what was it like did you get to know

00:54:10.580 kinison at all yeah see i would i would learn is it him where he's like uh he's like i have a dream

00:54:19.840 i have a fucking a fucking head wound

00:54:22.760 all we are saying is get shut the fucking

00:54:27.680 he he he's another like he was a big influence too yeah uh on generations yes so great yeah i

00:54:38.420 thought he i thought he burnt bright and blew out fast yes he's another one so when you blow up like

00:54:45.260 that and i think he was i don't know him how you did or tortured yeah so to go from again like you

00:54:53.480 said and all of a sudden you're in the yeah everyone thinks you're the greatest thing in the

00:54:57.220 world now what are you gonna do for jokes people people like you people like you're not gonna come

00:55:02.160 up who you're gonna fight you're a millionaire right who you're gonna fight now you're not gonna

00:55:05.940 fight them people they don't you're not even in that thing anymore it takes a lot of shit to find

00:55:12.160 you're funny again and i felt like he was like i'm out of funny see ya uh probably he's probably like

00:55:18.240 i said everything i had to say or did everything i had to do and then and then you hit that mark

00:55:23.640 and boom blow up i saw him in tampa and it was like going to a metallica concert

00:55:30.820 i've never been i've never seen such madness but his opener at that time was a monster it was a

00:55:40.080 carla bow carl just died i know that was a tragic story right i don't know if you know the

00:55:47.780 i do it's so horrific yeah it's a bad story we don't have to go there it's a bad story no we

00:55:52.780 don't have to no yeah it's a bad story well now i want to know but you can tell me off we'll talk

00:55:56.260 you off there oh i saw they was doing weird shit over there correct comedy store they were doing

00:56:01.300 some weird shit there was some weird shit going on there yeah weird shit but i did see did you hang

00:56:10.080 out at the comedy store at all never oh the only time because i was a new york guy oh yeah i forget

00:56:16.080 la freaked me out la weirded me out i didn't know how to explain it every time i go out there

00:56:21.020 it was just a weird it's in the air i can't yeah you ever go to arizona

00:56:27.580 when i go to arizona like i get a a weird incredible good feeling a peaceful feeling

00:56:35.220 yeah i get that in texas when i go to la i'm like what the fuck i'm i'm waiting for people just

00:56:40.980 like hi i'm waiting for a lizard dog body snatcher yeah you saw that right you saw the tongue come

00:56:48.360 out no i didn't see nothing so it was a little it was a little too weird for me i had some shows

00:56:54.540 being developed and then i spent time out there and me and chappelle at that time were were very

00:57:00.900 close and he's me and him would talk shit for hours hours and i thought he was way

00:57:09.980 way too far into it but what he was saying was right on target too yeah yeah that's why he left

00:57:16.520 for a while didn't he he he's deep deep deep uh at least that's what i was well that's true but

00:57:23.460 i know shit about i know a contract dispute happened i'm gonna beat the shit out i could

00:57:27.280 if i ever run into him i will give him a very slight quick slap right upside the head was that

00:57:34.620 it won't hurt was that but it just needs a little reconfiguring there my mother's a very proud jewish

00:57:40.460 woman yeah oh he said some things that he don't understand why he's saying but he just needs some

00:57:46.920 reconfiguration you know where their eyeballs go like this then they're reconfigured i do that a lot

00:57:52.800 to help people especially black people nowadays because they're really lying to them they're really

00:57:59.420 lying to them and it really upsets me you didn't like that he said the jews i don't like that he said

00:58:05.160 the jews that pisses me off about chappelle you i didn't hear it you can't say that because i can't

00:58:11.560 say you know the blacks that's true you just don't go the italians i'll tell you what the you say

00:58:19.360 and lump them all together yeah there's more than one kind correct you don't go the jews now you

00:58:24.400 it's just bigotry yeah you got to go there's bad and good and everything there is bad and good

00:58:30.360 in everything in everything in everything all of them are one way correct yeah correct fuck's sake

00:58:36.180 i'll slap him i think that's why i haven't spoke to him just like this well you guys do a little harder

00:58:43.180 i probably i think you got a little harder there but i think what happened between you two did you

00:58:50.040 fall out or did you just go different no no we we i think different ways but i'll put something out

00:58:57.160 there that i don't know if he

00:59:00.220 when we were we were filming have we were filming the movie and he also had a lot of pressure

00:59:08.260 yeah uh from hbo and uh or not hbo comedy central the worst bunch of people on earth

00:59:15.840 horrid he then while he was on the show when it was blowing up

00:59:22.460 uh and we were we remember the aspen comedy festival yeah that was fun i did that too

00:59:28.940 he came there and he was freaked out yeah i said what's what's going on and all i could say is he

00:59:42.240 was visited yeah that's what i think too and when he told me who visits him i stood as my heart stops

00:59:50.380 for a second i'm like get the fuck and i'll never forget he went you believe me right you believe me

00:59:56.920 him right and i could i could he's like they came to me and he said the names i'm like get the

01:00:06.060 fuck and what happened and then all of a sudden he went to africa yeah that's what i remember

01:00:12.400 happening but they they never really said what happened were you threatened i mean i don't know

01:00:17.240 how much i i don't have you can't i guess none of my business but i know for a fact he was corrected

01:00:23.820 he said correct yeah he was hey by whoever it was hey uh we need to have a conversation

01:00:34.600 um would you like some of your own coffee in your house what yeah like that heavy shit and that's the

01:00:41.980 first time you know i would i would i would it's it and so when i saw him come back

01:00:50.880 um it was a lot less communication and maybe he just you know maybe just grows whatever

01:01:01.400 but i can honestly say maybe i'm crazy for and i am crazy for saying this when i saw him

01:01:08.200 completely come back i really questioned if that was him yeah i know right i think that and i know

01:01:15.460 that's really crazy i think those same things yeah i know that's crazy uh well it's no crazier than

01:01:23.620 that the trains are going off the rails i'll tell you what these fucking boats are running in the

01:01:29.860 bridges son of a bitch the goddamn fucking electricity went out and you know let me get the but you know

01:01:37.000 what the black box don't work son of a bitch it's been working for years and years and all of a sudden

01:01:41.780 this fucker went out of business so we don't know what happened all we know is this fucking ship

01:01:46.800 yeah whoopsie daisy okay aliens in the mall can we go to aliens okay uh let's go to aliens in miami

01:01:56.760 walking around the mall come on roger whatever can we get another bombing somewhere yeah no shit

01:02:01.640 right over here no shit no shit but do you think that they clone i mean i won't be surprised if

01:02:07.620 they clone i hear the cloning or a chip it could be it could be him but yeah they could have chipped

01:02:12.240 some i mean maybe they take somebody away because you see that boot on them you see them with that

01:02:17.880 boot dave had the boot no i've never seen dave yes i've seen the boots the boot they got the boot

01:02:22.880 i don't know but then they come back and they're like better they're nicer or more easygoing which

01:02:30.720 reminds me when i was in the nuthouse this is way too long of a story i gotta i love this no any story

01:02:36.560 that it starts with oh i was in so many nuthouse but my first my premier nuthouse experience okay

01:02:43.120 i was uh 16 and uh yeah 16 yeah oh wow yeah i got hit by a car and it went in my head and i got a

01:02:52.920 uh tragic traumatic brain injury yeah and uh brain cache and blah blah well when i woke up i was

01:03:02.760 angry no no i wasn't angry

01:03:06.560 i i just was not my regular self so my it's just a long story so i wasn't how they thought

01:03:12.620 i should be so anyway they go she's mental my parents she's mental wow but so they i went in

01:03:20.840 there and uh we had this girl in there and her name was debbie and i don't know what was wrong

01:03:28.000 with her some kind of something but she'd walk really slow like it'd take her an hour to walk from

01:03:33.400 here to that wall she'd go like this

01:03:36.560 oh shit walk really slow and that lasted about half a year and then because i was in there for a

01:03:43.500 year and then they took her away she started screaming one day she starts screaming and then

01:03:50.340 start walking really fast back and forth like 20 times faster than she'd ever been moving so they

01:03:56.340 took her away to the factory wherever they reconfigure you and brought her back and she's

01:04:01.380 walking slow again oh and that was in the that was in the 60s you're a kid yeah so i saw that's in

01:04:09.040 asia it's really yeah vulnerable and oh they was giving uh the electric shocks to other kids and

01:04:16.420 like taking their brains out yeah taking their fucking brain out and all shit like that era

01:04:21.100 it's that era of cuckoo's nest right yeah but you know so i don't i don't doubt nothing they can do

01:04:29.360 i don't either and i think it once you get very frustrating that people don't understand the

01:04:38.120 boogeyman exists they don't know the devil's they don't know the devil is everywhere the devil

01:04:45.000 dresses up as the military the devil dresses up as someone you love the devil dresses up in the

01:04:51.480 government the devil a minister a rabbi an imam they're everywhere where do the demons go they go

01:04:58.340 where they can feast the most where the child molesters go they go where the children are right

01:05:03.500 and they wean their way in because they don't think like us do they they're all like where can i feed

01:05:10.240 they're vampires they're vampires and werewolves and werewolves joe rogan said that one time to me

01:05:16.640 he's like i'm like i never really thought of it like that but you're right they're fucking vampires

01:05:22.340 and werewolves they're not human like us they're not because we want the best for everybody's kids

01:05:27.520 correct don't you know i had a uh and i'm sure you've had some whack jobs in your life you love

01:05:35.940 them huh yeah exactly so i've had one i'm dealing with one now it's a whole court thing it's a whole

01:05:42.720 different uh but there was one that was really it was a little spooky and um i remember dealing with

01:05:51.200 the police and the detectives and i just couldn't wrap i always try to find the rationale like maybe

01:05:57.240 they were abused maybe maybe something happened maybe why do they think this way and the detective's

01:06:02.720 like jim you don't try to figure the shit out yeah these people are wired completely differently

01:06:10.820 yeah you'll go crazy trying to figure it out just believe they're crazy and they're evil it's that

01:06:18.560 simple it is that and they see it they understand it they know how they and i don't think society

01:06:25.100 understands that exist they don't understand predators they don't understand predators and how

01:06:31.180 and how good they are at sniffing out prey yeah the most innocent prey because in my in my opinion

01:06:39.360 nobody will believe correct in my opinion we're all really innocent we're innocent be human beings are

01:06:46.940 really good so i go to i think so too i know so i've been to i travel to africa i travel to places

01:06:55.200 where there's tribes so i can just watch basic life again yeah oh wow they look after each other

01:07:01.840 oh my god no one's got blue hair here oh no one's confused no one wow they look at each other okay a mom

01:07:09.200 is a mom a female is running the group here it's just it's simple the way life is the circle of life

01:07:20.320 and everything has a meaning this this whole society is a made-up society this whole it's made up

01:07:27.680 everything's fucking made up the house is made up our shoes are made up the it's all fucking made up

01:07:34.160 it's uh illusion and it's an illusion and amongst the illusion the demons walk amongst us that is so true

01:07:44.800 and they and they're everywhere and it's the and i feel like it's the time of

01:07:50.080 you gotta step up and and point them out you do asap doesn't matter if it's a politic doesn't matter

01:07:59.660 what they are you have to start pointing them out because you know they're fucking it's game time

01:08:06.040 yeah it is game it's game oh isn't it game on yeah yeah when you see your kids and what they're

01:08:15.760 going through and they don't even know what they are anymore how much longer you gotta wait yeah how

01:08:21.980 much longer you gotta wait and the fear everybody they put the fear in the parents the fear of telling

01:08:28.100 your child the truth it's not so we're afraid to tell them the truth it's not so did you see the war

01:08:34.780 in children that robbie starbuck and his wife did that documentary it's called the war it's

01:08:39.040 called the war on children we had him on yeah no i gotta it's brilliant definitely watch it i gotta

01:08:44.920 watch it it's it's so calculated yeah because you know if the if the whatever they are they're not

01:08:51.680 even communists they're nazi communist devil worshiper there's a million they're just

01:08:56.240 people yeah uh their number one thing is destroy the family unit because then you can do whatever you

01:09:04.340 want especially to send the dad away like every imperial power when it takes over a lesser a less

01:09:10.840 powerful government or culture or people the first thing they do is send the dads away they either

01:09:16.220 arrest them all put them in prison or make them go somewhere else to work because that leaves the mom

01:09:21.240 and the kids for prey and they're always praying on the kids always don't kid yourself always war to me

01:09:28.340 the reason they have war is so they can get at kids to get at the kids i never understood that

01:09:34.340 um and the first one that really i have to say it was one of those there was a moment

01:09:39.780 did you ever see the uh trump and hillary where it was it was when they just finished their first

01:09:49.040 debate and there was a uh i don't know if it was a fundraiser or whatever and they're basically

01:09:54.000 roasting one another oh yeah with the with the jesuit priests yes yeah with that catholic group yeah

01:10:00.200 yes and trump said something like uh you know hillary says i can't do trump he says uh takes a

01:10:09.140 village village she's taken several and she would know that she took several in haiti

01:10:14.860 yeah yeah and and the whole fucking room went you saw this all the the seething yeah the seething

01:10:22.720 reptilians you saw schumer go he must seize him he's been a mole he's been he's a johnny brasko

01:10:35.720 this motherfucker sees him and if you go again here's what i love about schumer amy's nephew or

01:10:45.780 i mean uncle amy schumer big fat amy schumer's big fat ugly uncle he goes like this

01:10:52.100 you want to come for the deep state they have seven ways from sunday he's on yet even with you

01:11:02.800 this is our representatives and nobody blinks in the eyelash everybody's like oh he's so right

01:11:09.100 you should you should start off your podcast with that statement and just play it over and over again

01:11:15.440 i'm gonna do we'll both do it where people forget he said that you want to mess with the deep state

01:11:22.820 we have seven ways we can bang you up the ass we can poison you

01:11:32.900 oh my god did you where oh there's a ship aliens war oh my god did you hear what this

01:11:43.100 savage of humanity just said this serpent of humanity how about biden i told him they got

01:11:49.480 six hours to cut to can the guy or they ain't getting the fucking money to kill the jews in

01:11:54.720 the ukraine what dude i but here's the power and they're like trump was on the phone talking about

01:12:02.720 that he needs to be uh what do they call it he got impeached for impeached we're impeached nancy

01:12:08.560 pelosi they impeached him for asking about what do you call it oh what is she what do i call her

01:12:13.900 nancy no i have a whole name for her skeletor's wife skeletor i like that and she's skeletor's wife

01:12:20.960 yeah she's the worst i said she me and her used to hang out you know when i was a democrat but except

01:12:30.240 for she drank so she would drink me on their table and then start blowing guys promising them if they

01:12:36.040 voted for him she'd give him a blow job who's this hello okay no i'm kidding allegedly are you

01:12:42.780 no just the bowery bombs just the bums in the bowery she did blow them for votes but she is just

01:12:51.140 not a ladylike person that and i gotta be honest with you it enrages me more when females me too

01:13:00.440 are involved with evil shit me too because that to me i'm like i thought i thought that fucking hard

01:13:07.480 for you to take your candy ass up there and wipe out every other woman fuck you you're getting the

01:13:13.080 evil eye you know judaism teaches us do you love how i did that judaism teaches us jewish women that we

01:13:22.660 are to not give the evil eye we have to try everything within our power to not release this

01:13:31.760 deep held hatred and evil eye that we have in us we've got to get over it and replace it with love

01:13:39.060 but it is in there with this evil eye especially when we see a nazi or a freak or some kind of creep

01:13:45.520 we can't help it we're like and i've done it on this show here's what you're gonna get

01:13:51.240 this scary and i've had to do it i i've had to do it to nancy and you know i try not to do it but you

01:14:03.360 know i believe any any woman or mother worth her salt you never need to hit your kids you just give

01:14:10.660 them the evil eye oh yeah and they're like this you don't need anything else out of that right so i think

01:14:16.360 women need to be aware of their power of the evil eye and use it on these people that are trying to

01:14:23.420 destroy women yeah they're trying to erase women how stupid and crazy can you be that's what drives

01:14:29.980 me even crazier because i think i think women are the purity and they're goddesses you give life

01:14:39.620 you create life you'd think somebody would fucking appreciate that jim that's a but that's

01:14:46.340 that's a that breaks my heart when they're evil not only when they're evil it's just where

01:14:53.400 we're going where it's like they've they've done everything they can to take that away from you like

01:15:00.340 the motherhood the power and the majestic the birthing people oh my god it doesn't get any more godly

01:15:10.660 than that are chest feeding and you know what they call the vagina the bonus hole i'm not kidding yeah

01:15:16.620 and even the medical things medical hospitals that do insurance call the vagina the bonus hole yeah

01:15:23.240 they're all using that language from the trans vagina the trans have now co-opted language and the word

01:15:30.180 woman is out of the language which is mad it's complete it drives me out of my effing mind and i started

01:15:35.460 thinking about but it's satanism of course is when did all right so when you think about all this

01:15:42.200 this is what my my oldest daughter as much as she dad you what you're saying is really it's not very

01:15:53.380 smart you haven't been to college and i'm more educated she does hit me with huge surprise she gave

01:16:01.940 me this book it was called uh ishmael ishmael i'm like what i don't read books and i don't i'm

01:16:11.660 horrible at books i think i read steve martin's book and i tried ozzy osmore's book right so that shows my

01:16:19.420 my book uh i tried the alchemist and i fall i can't read the this book ishmael

01:16:26.160 was so incredible for me and life-changing it's something i've always felt in life what i want to

01:16:37.880 know is when did we go as human beings from we're a tribe we look after each other as a family and

01:16:48.620 there's all these little families when do we go from that to you need a bible you need to go to school

01:16:53.500 put on a tie we need you in the classrooms it's six to four we need to create a government and some

01:16:57.920 tanks and this and that and then we're gonna create this we're gonna build when did we go

01:17:03.040 from we breathe the air we drink clean water we look after each other we have everything we need to

01:17:13.440 eat and take care of one another right to that's mine and we're gonna create

01:17:21.880 uh corporations and we're gonna build schools and we're gonna need to educate you you go to a

01:17:27.780 tribe they're not fucking educating you they're educating you how to live life yeah the spirit of

01:17:34.040 life your spirituality how everything has a meaning the tree has a meaning you cut the fucking tree down

01:17:39.720 you're cutting a soul right and you have to understand what you're doing here you know like

01:17:44.800 oh we need more shoes and shit it's um yeah that's to me is the biggest and ishmael

01:17:53.580 you know and i go back and forth my wife because she's christian and she's jesus and the book and

01:18:01.600 it was just funny because she'll she's been the anchor of my life but like you know she'll listen to

01:18:08.420 christian music and she was in which i can't turn every song i was like all right i got it nine hours

01:18:19.820 can we turn on some uh fucking stones or something just for a minute um but how

01:18:28.880 i don't so what the book basically explains is it's all stories cool it's all story but everything

01:18:42.140 we believe in is just a at the end of the day a story it is just yeah yeah and you can say the

01:18:47.220 story was written a billion years ago it's time for a new story i think so too absolutely and it and

01:18:53.000 it's time for a powerful loving uh story i started ending shows by going hey man um

01:19:04.060 tonight someone was diagnosed with cancer oh fucking room goes back and i go and

01:19:11.720 this one kid he's not got down syndrome and he's in the audience too and i do like three or four

01:19:18.700 where they're like oh shit and i go so let's look after each other for those real problems

01:19:26.640 and put aside all the little things we're labeling ourselves are because they want us to kill each

01:19:32.240 other yeah let's get back to humanity and you know and i don't do it for the half i do it for the one

01:19:37.780 person in the back of the room going you know what you're fucking right and it was a struggle for me too

01:19:42.340 i have friends that are psycho liberal yeah and i can't stay where i these are people i grew up and

01:19:48.140 i'm like you're fucking are you that fuck and i'm like what am i doing what are we doing what yeah

01:19:54.080 this is what they want right what connects us what can you know what mom's dying i went through this

01:20:01.360 with my parents let's let's let's concentrate on that let's concentrate on looking after each other

01:20:06.220 again and i don't know what that move is roseanne but it's got to come quick i think it is that what

01:20:12.560 we have to be told and realize that god we have 99 things that we agree on and one thing we disagree

01:20:21.460 on let's just put it aside for now for now we can come back to our hate and all that shit later sure

01:20:29.160 but let's put it aside for now when we're at this precarious point in our country and the world

01:20:34.580 because the world needs us they need america oh they need america let's put it all aside

01:20:39.060 come together fix this save this because this means so much look at the people breaking down our

01:20:45.520 doors to come here they want to come here for something that we can't let disappear we can't let them

01:20:52.160 ruin it well

01:20:54.100 here's i feel like that was the past meaning you were coming here to

01:21:04.160 get away you know the cubans and the latinos i mean when you're in a fucking raft

01:21:10.400 yeah yeah no shit with your children you're coming from a horrible situation right something

01:21:17.140 i mean think about you taking your child you're like we don't know if we're gonna live right

01:21:22.340 i think what's going on now it ain't that a whole different whole different shabigel coming our way

01:21:30.080 as the big giant sleeps yeah oh i know so invasion i know so it's sleeper cells it's a full-blown

01:21:37.380 in my opinion this is an invasion yeah so it's only a matter of time uh before this is destroyed you

01:21:44.020 know i just that's what we have to get together and do something about we do i think to me i mean

01:21:52.060 i think but i have the darkest vision i think what's yours reporting they're importing jew haters and

01:21:57.640 jew killers that's what they're really yeah that's what they're bringing in isis that's who they're

01:22:03.400 bringing in but don't you think we were a big help of crisis of isis don't you think we create isis

01:22:08.480 oh yeah we trained them over there to bring them here so we're part of the i ran contra it's been

01:22:14.700 since then train them to bring them here when we need to because what they do these people that are

01:22:20.620 at the top of everything our owners all they do is look they don't see people they look at pools of

01:22:26.980 capital correct pools of money okay where is that yeah they are corporate yeah where is the biggest pool

01:22:32.900 of money because we got to go there and steal it and how are we going to steal it we're going to send

01:22:37.100 in isis and our shock troops just like hitler did our ground our ground troops our brown shirts

01:22:42.540 they're going to terrorize everybody we're going to get them round up and then raid their houses

01:22:47.500 steal their art everything like that kill them send them away that's what they do everywhere

01:22:51.600 that's what they do steal art money houses that's what they do that's interesting that's what the

01:23:00.080 owners of the world do you're right bank of international settlements in berne switzerland

01:23:04.320 they only care about art money uh currency although they're in a currency war too but you know they

01:23:13.200 see that america still has a fat middle class so they're going to go there and steal them blind

01:23:17.460 they already stole the people of color working class blind they got no money left they gave that to

01:23:23.040 their shock troops they're replacing the american peoples they don't like us because we're fat

01:23:28.700 and we pray and cling to our guns and bibles they don't like none of us no you're right no you're

01:23:35.100 absolutely right you're absolutely we gotta go we're in their way we are in their way we complain

01:23:41.260 we want medical care we want days off we're nothing but a pain in their ass we're useless eaters

01:23:48.300 it's individuals we're armed think worse of all we're armed it's very interesting you know and i thought of

01:23:56.580 uh and why wouldn't they want to come here when the girls are like come on in you know they're

01:24:02.900 half dressed come on in we love you i mean and they don't think they're gonna get you're gonna like

01:24:07.680 ziggy was here yesterday she goes you don't need to worry about roe v wade you're going to be raped

01:24:13.540 and put into concentration camp oh my god they don't know they don't know they don't know they have

01:24:21.820 no freaking clue they're just privileged privileged kills i've said that for a long time oh it murders

01:24:28.700 because you don't see what's around you right you're like hey i live in a nice place of nice

01:24:34.040 things on the walls i got no problems i have a i have a friend right so we we we raised our kids

01:24:40.380 in a in a nice area i grew up blue collar and and i when blue collar anyone who makes money

01:24:47.680 that didn't have the money they want to they want to take care of drinks on me right i gotta go

01:24:55.200 um and we do that the kids and then that's yeah these kid who were good friends with them

01:25:02.280 i get a text from my i get a text from my wife holy shit emergency call them out our kids are safe

01:25:09.560 no one died but i need this oh shit long story short a good friend of ours they're they're they're

01:25:17.380 kids who are privileged kids they're they're you know they're wet behind they have no clue there's

01:25:23.520 bright-eyed brisky towel like oh we got a pool we got pain a cleaner and life is good they go to

01:25:29.580 the dominican republic to a spring break oh okay you know 18 and over you can drink oh okay and they

01:25:37.760 lure the spring breakers so it's oh and they don't go off the resort well they're at the resort

01:25:47.000 and one guy kind of starts chirping and purposely starts going after this little group and then starts

01:25:55.640 taking shots out ping pong pong and next thing you know uh security comes and the cops and they go hey

01:26:03.700 we want to take you kids terrible what happened to you let's bring in the station so we can write

01:26:08.420 a report they bring them station they throw them all in fucking jail wow and then they say hey man

01:26:13.820 uh you want to medicare public and then they notice security is the same people working at the prison

01:26:21.020 and they don't know they're being said the point of the story is

01:26:25.820 people have no clue yeah all the workings that's going around them you say with the privilege no

01:26:35.060 they have no fun clue super beets we've we've been eating those uh super beets things those human

01:26:42.660 super beets yeah we haven't been we got them in texas so yeah we've been traveling so it's really

01:26:46.280 hard sometimes to get these products to us because they're like where are we sending it

01:26:49.140 well i i brought a whole uh fistful of these super beets uh little candies there you know this big

01:26:55.300 you get into them they're nice they're chewy and cool yeah they're kind of good like they're they're

01:27:00.760 healthy but they're kind of they're kind of like i don't know how to describe it like if you have the

01:27:04.760 the fatty oral fixation you and i have like we just want to eat candy and stuff you kind of well

01:27:09.200 chewy candy chewy not the hard kind that breaks your veneers which i've done over and over

01:27:14.460 and they told me to stop doing it but i never did stop and then i have to keep replacing my

01:27:19.840 veneers do you want to show people your fake tooth or no oh i forgot to put my tooth in i

01:27:23.740 see i couldn't even tell but no uh the the human super beets they're like uh oh god what were those

01:27:29.080 those the candy we had as kids it was so good starburst it's kind of like starburst it looks a

01:27:35.620 little like that and it feels and it does taste like a beet it does it's like a beet starburst yeah i

01:27:40.740 don't know if we're selling it but it's actually really good it is good and you can you know

01:27:44.380 we you have them as a snack for fatties but it's also really good heart health beets

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01:28:28.000 they have no people today look at the ball games oh i can't wait for the super ball hey whence what's on

01:28:38.440 nbc on thursday day are they doing reruns this is fucking my favorite show

01:28:43.920 i love tarot swift i gotta fucking keep on coming keep on you got here's a gun here's a thing and a

01:28:58.440 fucking shit it's just no yeah i know it's astounding it's and taylor the taylor i'm glad you brought that

01:29:06.140 her up what the what is that what is that this she came back different remember she got the word

01:29:16.380 she got the she got visited for sure oh she came back a whole different they all come back i like

01:29:23.440 men now big beefy man just like j-lo i came back to ben affleck who i left because he cheated on me

01:29:31.480 with all kinds of drunk strippers forever but i came back to men i married that short guy and had

01:29:38.440 kids with them but you know you know what they say about short guys but i'm back with ben affleck

01:29:43.580 i say a fleck it's mine but that's a psycho that ben affleck he's a psycho i don't know anything about

01:29:51.700 him but it's he walks around with j-lo like this it always looks like he just got shocked yeah

01:29:58.260 before we probably did i love that you said you heard j-lo was gay too we all heard that in when

01:30:04.740 she was dancing on the on the the whole gun thing there was a gun thing and i it was explained to me

01:30:10.480 then that it's all there was it's it's all a show she's now gonna blow up which is exactly what

01:30:17.960 happened yeah and he was explaining what puff daddy was in the community and then there was a whole thing

01:30:24.760 with with wait j-z and i'm like what what are you talking about like i thought ah maybe because

01:30:32.400 we're stone you know what the fuck he's talking about and and this also is a very a guy with a

01:30:39.020 very well-known name uh who was telling me at the time i was like what what and and yeah society has

01:30:48.820 no clue they have no clue i just started showing sorry what were you gonna say i i forget what i

01:30:54.600 well i was gonna say i tried showing my wife we we were good friends with someone i go uh i just saw

01:31:01.760 a picture of so-and-so and i'm showing it to her and he's got he's got this uh-huh the one eye

01:31:08.200 now i freaked out because i'm a metal head so i used to always do this so people were like jim's in the

01:31:15.600 fucking club they do it to her all the time no i like judas priest and iron made it and it's

01:31:21.820 fucking metal so yeah in the beginning when all that shit went crazy there were some fucking

01:31:28.180 wackadoodles out there absolutely she gets it a lot because there's she did a picture where the

01:31:32.440 photographer's like hey can you just do this so she did it i and now they're like she's part of thing

01:31:36.920 and she brings over this uh it's a pin you put on your coat and it looks like an eye and she goes

01:31:45.480 can you hold this over your eye and i'm like why would i want to do that huh because it's stupid

01:31:51.160 right well i just i'm like why don't i just put on my shirt no put over your eye go why she goes

01:31:56.320 everyone does it so i go oh okay so i go like this and they're like she's illuminati

01:32:03.780 controlled up that's what you get called anyway you were saying sorry yeah no no no and it's i just took

01:32:10.160 pictures for the first time whatever and the guy i wasn't really thinking of it he put antlers on my

01:32:16.860 head he's like it would really look you look really funny he's like you make all these faces and he has

01:32:22.480 it and i'm waiting to see like and as he was taking the picture i mean it took i took many pictures this

01:32:27.640 is that in arizona and then he had these these like antlers he's like it's gonna look so funny and

01:32:34.760 goofy and then when i was done i'm like is he trying to yeah of course he is why the fuck would

01:32:39.880 you put antlers on my head because he's in the club and now he's in south america taking pictures

01:32:46.040 i'm like did i just is this gonna cause a whole firestorm like it but that's yeah that's where

01:32:52.680 they get you tired but i know i'm not you know i ain't gotta worry yeah you're not i'm not fucking

01:32:57.240 worried no i did it i wouldn't be driving a honda inside i'm not gonna let them say because i have

01:33:03.180 black and right rug in my living oh that was another one they said oh you have checkers yeah

01:33:08.180 yeah i'm not gonna go that far with their ass they're crazy they did that one too i saw do you

01:33:13.460 remember the uh well the floyd one of the cops it was going around where this comedian ben bailey was

01:33:18.600 the cop i'm like are you guys are you fucking like there's something what's that ben bailey's a

01:33:24.700 comedian they're saying he was like one of the cops do you remember the one cop that had his knee

01:33:29.540 down chauvin right on on chauvin chauvin

01:33:33.180 okay and it was all over the internet it's ben bailey yeah you know it's like are you i get

01:33:37.800 those a lot okay there's a lot of you that are you're completely out of your minds completely ill

01:33:42.260 completely ill okay i know ben bailey ben bailey's not the fucking fake actor cop

01:33:47.820 standing on the guy they're saying it's not him dummy you know what it does something to you to get

01:33:53.920 that self-righteous uh indignation and rage you know because we talked about anger but when you feel

01:33:59.720 that anger rising it kicks in some kind of chemical that makes you feel good for a little

01:34:04.620 what and then you feel like shit after you feel shit it's like why did i give in to that devil

01:34:09.140 thing but they love going from that rage to the next rage to the next yeah so they have to get that

01:34:16.640 rush yes chemical so they just invent it with shit that's a black and white floor

01:34:22.180 they just have to invent or the candace slap last week a lot of them did that when you when you

01:34:28.320 were critical of what candace said about israel they same triggers same reaction i'm just talking

01:34:32.480 about her social media crowd yeah they're no different than the people they say they can't

01:34:36.520 trigger my rage and i get high it's it's brainwashing so part of the it's part of the mk ultra shit i

01:34:43.160 don't know if you want to i don't know if you want to hit on this but uh you get ready to roll okay um

01:34:49.440 when you when you started just speaking your mind i don't even call it speaking out speaking your

01:34:58.300 mind and i started a couple of us started speaking our mind certain people definitely start

01:35:05.120 coming your way and certain crowds and all that jazz

01:35:10.640 i found that

01:35:17.100 words right way did you find like even even

01:35:24.300 even when you speak your mind you have to be careful who's starting to show up at the door

01:35:31.500 yeah and they say like oh i love what you're doing and fucking thing and you're like

01:35:36.580 yeah i don't know if i trust you either yeah i think you're in it just for either the publicity

01:35:43.820 or the or you work on the other side and you're a fucking you're one of them sent to look after

01:35:50.840 who the fuck are you um ma i've always been a non

01:35:58.980 team yeah me too i don't want to be on nobody's team when i was when i was in high school i hung out

01:36:07.740 with everybody i was with the jocks i was with the stoners i was with the metalheads i was with the

01:36:13.460 dorks i was with the dweebs and i hung and everyone had something to offer but i never was like i'm a

01:36:20.340 jock and even as i even the last couple years

01:36:25.720 i noticed they're trying to lump me into like you're this i'm not of that

01:36:31.280 i'm a fan of most of it but don't yeah i'm not that don't label because i don't know if i trust you

01:36:38.060 either yeah when they try to slap that label on you like i said you know what don't call me a

01:36:43.200 conservative i'm a radical constitutionalist i like that see that's what it is it is that simple

01:36:49.660 don't try to get it's not even radical no constitutionalist yeah it's the opposite of

01:36:54.380 radical okay but don't try to lump me into something you can use for fundraising correct

01:36:59.240 right i'm for the constitutional republic correct that's what we're supposed to be in but y'all stole

01:37:05.760 it from us so what are we going to do about it what are we going to do it from us they completely

01:37:09.940 stole it we got to get it back i didn't know history

01:37:13.360 until and now now as i'm speaking when i was talking what we talked about before is like why

01:37:20.180 they create all this is to keep you constantly in the dark when you learn history you learn the

01:37:25.720 constitution but you know i started thinking now if we fought the british because they were so evil

01:37:32.100 which they were then why the fuck are we best friends with them when did we because they took us

01:37:37.260 back in 1812 right like we had to sign up again they took our constitution away and that's what

01:37:43.260 nobody they don't know we did this with derrick johnson yesterday they put in the no nobody knows

01:37:48.120 then who wrote the history books who writes our education who writes all this if we don't even know

01:37:55.120 that shit and then you know i'm starting to learn with world war ii like the nazis never surrounded

01:38:00.920 the germans never surrounded just the japanese right yeah they came here and not only they came here

01:38:06.000 we brought them that's right and they took over our medical so who are we base so who the fuck are

01:38:11.540 we right i know who we are do you yeah who are we we are a captured operation yes yes so how do you

01:38:22.760 break from that is there a break from it i i think there is it's education a lot of people are smart

01:38:28.920 now a lot of people are getting smarter every day a lot of people will watch this and not know what

01:38:33.580 the fuck we're talking oh there's there's there's but a lot will correct a lot a lot more revere

01:38:39.480 yeah you didn't have to tell everyone the ones that woke up new to new to i read something you'll

01:38:46.520 love this because i loved it that uh revolutions be are one with less than two percent of the

01:38:54.520 population buying in didn't we just hear that yesterday yeah and we've talked about it before yeah

01:39:00.040 it's we don't need a hundred percent no what do they call it the this only the smartest will do it

01:39:07.220 and we are doing it and it's the hungry dogs the hungry dogs fight to the death um i heard a phrase

01:39:14.660 from i've never met joey diaz i don't know anything about joey diaz he's a comedian oh he

01:39:21.460 he said he said he said something it's so street but it makes all the sense in the world he's like

01:39:29.020 you could change everything with just three motherfuckers you don't need an army you don't need

01:39:37.840 three motherfuckers i love it get some serious shit and i just it was such a i mean i grew up

01:39:46.780 with a lot of guys like that i was like wow that's that's it's true that's powerful it's like

01:39:54.720 you don't need an army you just need a small percentage that's willing of focused it's star

01:40:02.360 wars because it is star wars and it's like it's like this country i mean it was like a very small

01:40:08.380 band of brothers with some of their wives and women involved that changed everything in the whole

01:40:14.500 wide world the world the whole world just a small group that pledged their lives their fortunes and

01:40:20.660 and their futures to each other for just law that's how we got america was just law that would keep

01:40:30.360 living and remain just even if it was unjust it had the technology embedded within it to make even the

01:40:39.520 most unjust laws eventually just that's what's so great about our system we're the ones that outlawed

01:40:46.080 slavery but they never say that they never say that they never tell us the truth about anything

01:40:50.720 because they want us just dumb idiots that'll go like you do you know white people are all racist

01:40:59.800 they're all supremacists oh my god it's the last fucking thing on earth that's true how many times

01:41:09.220 did you hear white they all voted for obama how can you say that twice how can you say that you're so

01:41:14.420 fucking stupid i love all the words that they have the same set words and don't even know they're

01:41:20.360 doing it white supremacist white supremacist they're fucking cockatoos they watch the tv

01:41:27.540 they don't even know what it means they don't know anything it's my it's it's and they're in

01:41:35.320 church it's frightening and it's uh they're in charge we have to take power from them back that's

01:41:40.520 what's so sad well we have i'm saying right now because i'm glad your wife's a christian because that

01:41:45.860 means she prays and i pray and so i'm saying this prayer right now which is off the charts because

01:41:52.100 here we are doing dirty jokes and all but i'm saying we are going to change things with this

01:41:57.540 broadcast because i'm really feeling we're putting a pedal to the metal with this with this podcast and

01:42:05.000 i'm thanking you so much how fun is it this was we gotta do more of these i think we should do a show

01:42:11.180 where we get all the people who are not woke and pissed and do a stand-up you know like they do

01:42:18.060 that king's a comedy thing yes where there'd be a whole bunch of us and we'd do a few dates

01:42:22.880 and just fucking knock it out you know shit out of them i'm in on that you want to do it any day

01:42:29.520 of the week okay let's plan it you guys should also do a podcast together i know i would jump in

01:42:34.340 whenever you want i'll fly to i'll fly to where you at you have it i i want i love you you are so

01:42:39.300 smart i love you too you are so smart we're gonna have fun tonight and i love hearing you're not

01:42:43.960 sober yeah no i'm not i'm not sober some people think i'm sober there i can because my wife is

01:42:50.440 sober and she's like constantly designated driver she'll take us all back she'll watch out for all

01:42:55.240 of us yeah because she'll watch out for us she will thank you jim that was thank you this was

01:43:01.140 amazing thanks for having me

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - April 11, 2024

Jim Breuer!!!!! ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #043

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