The Roseanne Barr Podcast - New Enemy. Same Beast w⧸ Dave Rubin ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #099

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00:01:24.660 Greetings, Earthlings and humans and non-humans, whatever you are. 0.96

00:01:32.960 What are they, Jake?

00:01:34.080 Anunnaki. 0.64

00:01:36.940 Nephilim.

00:01:37.640 Nephilim.

00:01:38.800 Reptilians. 1.00

00:01:40.020 Nazis. 0.89

00:01:42.500 Let's see.

00:01:46.380 Conservaturds.

00:01:47.480 Libtards. 1.00

00:01:49.100 I don't know.

00:01:50.140 Whatever you got.

00:01:52.020 Welcome.

00:01:52.460 And also, of course, animals, the most highly attuned of all living beings, of all living souls,

00:02:00.580 because they, unlike human beings, don't have to bullshit themselves in order to feel the joy of life.

00:02:07.080 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast. 0.89

00:02:09.600 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.

00:02:16.000 Well, as you know, I love to speak to geniuses.

00:02:19.000 And, you know, my guest today is a real genius.

00:02:22.880 And I kind of have known him for a really long time.

00:02:26.540 And I have to say that I was there when I recognized him as a budding genius.

00:02:33.040 It was at a party at Kelly's house, Kelly Carlin, her dad being George Carlin,

00:02:39.440 and one of her very fun parties in Los Angeles.

00:02:44.320 And I met this young man there.

00:02:47.120 And anyway, I loved him.

00:02:50.100 And I began to quasi-mentor or whatever the hell you call it, befriend him.

00:02:58.000 He is a genius.

00:02:58.820 And I'm thinking of the last time we saw each other was nine years ago.

00:03:02.080 And we plotted and planned and discussed the world.

00:03:06.260 And it became exactly what we said it was going to become.

00:03:09.700 But anyways, I'm excited for my guest, Dave Rubin.

00:03:16.340 Hi, Dave.

00:03:17.540 I almost forgot my name there.

00:03:19.580 I didn't know where you were going with that.

00:03:21.900 It is great to see you, my friend.

00:03:23.720 Nine years.

00:03:24.560 Isn't that nuts?

00:03:25.720 Isn't that nuts?

00:03:26.460 Time freaking flies.

00:03:28.100 When I was in the car just now looking, I was like, when is the last time I saw her?

00:03:31.580 We've done shows since then, and we've chatted and that kind of thing.

00:03:35.200 But it was October of 2016, and I was using your studio.

00:03:40.280 And you really freaking helped us for those few months when we were in between gigs.

00:03:45.180 And I will always be very appreciative.

00:03:47.400 And that night at Kelly's, a lot of weed that night.

00:03:50.360 And I had been a little bit out of the game.

00:03:52.020 And when Roseanne Barr brings her weed, you know it's going to be a screwy night. 1.00

00:03:55.440 And if you remember correctly.

00:03:56.360 I bring the party.

00:03:57.360 It ended in the Tesla.

00:03:58.980 It was the first time I was ever in a Tesla.

00:04:00.460 It was your Tesla. 0.94

00:04:01.380 You pressing the ludicrous button down a freaking, like, basic street. 0.77

00:04:06.060 And I thought we were going to go through a house. 0.82

00:04:08.400 Oh, I forgot about that because I said you want to ride in a Tesla.

00:04:11.980 And that was when ludicrous, like, had a button.

00:04:13.980 Remember that?

00:04:14.540 You pressed a button, and the car just freaking exploded.

00:04:17.360 And I literally thought we were going to die.

00:04:19.120 Oh, yeah.

00:04:19.500 I remember you.

00:04:20.460 You screamed.

00:04:21.520 You said to me, what do you...

00:04:22.660 It was also, like, at the beginning of Tesla where you could just press a button and ask it for any music.

00:04:26.420 So you said, what do you want to listen to?

00:04:28.100 I love Frankie Valli, who I just interviewed, by the way, a couple weeks ago.

00:04:30.820 Oh, how nice.

00:04:31.420 I love him.

00:04:32.120 90 years old.

00:04:32.540 Oh, my God.

00:04:33.280 90 years old.

00:04:33.460 It was incredible.

00:04:35.120 Sherry!

00:04:36.180 Yeah.

00:04:36.840 So we're listening to Oh, What a Night. 0.56

00:04:38.460 You press ludicrous mode. 0.69

00:04:39.800 And I'm like, this is how I'm going to die.

00:04:41.200 Listening to Frankie with Roseanne Barr stoned at George Carlin's daughter's house.

00:04:46.780 So it's nice to see you.

00:04:47.520 That was the last time, but I'm thinking of all the previous times.

00:04:50.960 Like, I remember when you came...

00:04:52.940 We're not going to get in trouble if I say anything about Chunk Fat-Ass, are we? 1.00

00:04:57.540 Chunk Fuck-Tard, or whatever his name is. 1.00

00:04:59.880 When you was on his show, the young... 0.99

00:05:02.560 Booshbags. 1.00

00:05:04.440 I say the young turds. 0.90

00:05:06.500 Yeah.

00:05:07.220 Comic genius over here.

00:05:08.300 Because I'm a comic genius.

00:05:10.100 That was amazing.

00:05:10.820 Oh, I see.

00:05:11.940 Turds.

00:05:12.760 Yeah.

00:05:13.240 See what I did?

00:05:14.300 She was a huge star in the 80s.

00:05:16.880 Paid for this house.

00:05:18.020 Stuff like that.

00:05:19.420 And I said Chunk, not Chank. 0.74

00:05:21.680 No, that was good too.

00:05:22.520 Yeah, good, right?

00:05:23.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:23.760 And I've been around the internet for a while.

00:05:25.500 You really nailed that one.

00:05:27.200 Yeah.

00:05:27.620 And you were like really...

00:05:29.860 You were so upset. 0.99

00:05:31.560 And you said, this guy's a frigging... 0.99

00:05:34.820 You know, I'm on the show with him, but he's like really trying to piss me off because 1.00

00:05:39.720 he keeps on saying these anti-Semite jokes.

00:05:43.140 I mean things, as my mother says, anti-Semite.

00:05:47.800 But you go...

00:05:49.540 He keeps saying these like pointedly anti-Semitic things to me.

00:05:53.600 Yeah.

00:05:54.200 And I don't know how to handle it.

00:05:56.360 And you were really...

00:05:58.200 Remember those conversations?

00:05:59.600 No, when I say that you rescued me, I really do mean that.

00:06:03.040 So I was at the Young Turks for like a year and a half.

00:06:04.800 I was definitely a big lefty and progressive.

00:06:06.820 I was a Bernie guy, all of that stuff.

00:06:08.220 And then I started just seeing through it very quickly.

00:06:11.860 Because, you know, when you're in the belly of the beast, once you see it, you can't unsee

00:06:15.880 it.

00:06:16.120 So it was, yes, there was this obsessive hatred.

00:06:18.720 No, but he started slow like they do, right?

00:06:22.080 That's what they do.

00:06:22.740 It's all like mind control.

00:06:23.820 It's like, oh, I'm going to get in there and let you know how my naked, raw hatred.

00:06:30.740 Yeah.

00:06:30.880 But they start real slow, like, say your people, they start with one of those, right?

00:06:37.140 Yeah.

00:06:37.560 It's very subtle.

00:06:38.480 Well, it has to be subtle at first, right?

00:06:39.980 Yeah.

00:06:40.120 They got to bring you down into the abyss.

00:06:42.460 Yeah.

00:06:42.860 And then once you're in the abyss, it's your decision to get out of the abyss or not.

00:06:46.660 So I just, it was, you know, there was always like this obsessively insane hatred of Israel, 0.92

00:06:51.380 which putting aside Jew or anything else, like it's the only place in the Middle East, even

00:06:56.600 now that actually is a democracy that respects women, that respects religious minorities, 0.99

00:07:02.000 that protects the religious sites, all of these things.

00:07:05.420 And I was like, wait a minute, you guys are progressive and the place you hate on earth

00:07:09.900 the most is the one quasi-progressive place in the Middle East.

00:07:15.260 That's not going to work.

00:07:16.120 Luckily you have other liners.

00:07:17.700 Oh, I hope you don't mind smoke.

00:07:18.880 No, no, we'll be okay.

00:07:20.260 This is, I assume in Austin, you have to smoke a cigarette and have some wine at 10

00:07:24.760 a.m.

00:07:25.020 when you're in the suburbs of Austin.

00:07:26.600 You know, I'm changing the name of this podcast.

00:07:29.040 It is a Roseanne Bard podcast, but I want to change it to Roseanne gets drunk and then 0.99

00:07:37.020 tells everyone what the fuck she really thinks. 0.98

00:07:40.280 It's long for you to do. 0.99

00:07:41.220 That's a little long for the meta stuff, but I think you could put that under the title

00:07:44.640 or something.

00:07:45.800 In some sense, that's what you're doing.

00:07:47.560 So I don't know that it needs to be in the title.

00:07:49.460 Show it, don't say it.

00:07:50.440 Yeah, maybe it's overcooked.

00:07:51.160 You're starting subtly.

00:07:52.060 I love this conversation so much and I think it's so needed and I'm so delighted to be

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00:07:59.780 So Ma, I know that, you know, you and I like our cocktails, shall we say.

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00:08:15.480 But I never tried this stuff.

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00:08:25.180 I had one of the most amazing experiences in my life because I basically got like the

00:08:29.700 edge off that alcohol gives me and a little bit high that when I used to smoke weed that

00:08:35.360 I liked. 0.99

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00:08:37.360 I got all the fun shit. 0.99

00:08:39.140 I was still cognizant. 0.99

00:08:40.360 I was able to work.

00:08:41.260 I was able to pick phone calls.

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00:09:14.260 Yeah.

00:09:14.540 Because we had it so long ago.

00:09:16.380 Long.

00:09:16.780 And nobody else was even seeing it then because it was like chic and I was lefty too.

00:09:23.280 Yeah.

00:09:23.860 It was chic to say, well, it was chic. 0.96

00:09:27.960 Israel is a blah, blah. 1.00

00:09:29.620 Yeah. 0.91

00:09:29.940 And point it out amongst all the nations of the world.

00:09:33.480 Right.

00:09:33.920 This obsessive focus with it.

00:09:35.940 Like you can criticize any country.

00:09:37.420 I mean, you ever sat down with five Jews, you get 20 opinions.

00:09:40.060 So it's not like Jews don't criticize Israel. 0.99

00:09:42.000 There's probably no one really, except like the true like Nazi haters. 0.95

00:09:46.200 Jews criticize. 0.98

00:09:46.800 That's what Jews do. 1.00

00:09:47.780 Yeah.

00:09:47.940 That's like the history of the Jews is criticizing to ultimately make a better society and make 0.98

00:09:52.180 a better world.

00:09:52.860 But this obsessive focus, no matter what happens.

00:09:56.900 But how did Chunk break you down and try to get into your soul? 1.00

00:10:00.140 Oh, God.

00:10:00.420 He's like, first he's going, well, you agree, Dave, that Israel does, Israel isn't perfect. 0.80

00:10:06.520 That's how they start.

00:10:07.280 Well, that's always how they start, of course.

00:10:08.720 And then, of course, you're like, well, of course they're not perfect because there are

00:10:11.720 no perfect people and there's no perfect countries or anything else.

00:10:14.660 I remember I was on air with them around 2014, one of the summer wars, and it was me against

00:10:19.960 like five of them.

00:10:20.980 And it was all my, you know, they were my bosses too because Cenk was technically my boss 0.99

00:10:24.460 and Steve, the CEO, he was my boss and the other ones.

00:10:28.480 And I just remember it was just endless nonsense.

00:10:31.640 It was obvious they didn't understand the history.

00:10:33.680 They didn't know that a nation of Palestine never existed, that a people known as the

00:10:37.100 Palestinians never existed. 1.00

00:10:38.840 They knew nothing about the British mandate or the, like, we could do all the history.

00:10:42.260 But you know what it's like, like, you've been on enough shows over the years when you're

00:10:46.000 trying to kind of be respectful in a way.

00:10:48.140 I was also kind of at the beginning of my career, so I wasn't as polished.

00:10:51.140 I didn't, you know, I didn't have any money.

00:10:52.840 I was like, I don't know, am I going to be fired at the end of this and then be on the

00:10:55.660 street?

00:10:56.280 But then it just kept going and kept going.

00:10:58.840 What's the second step? 0.97

00:11:00.480 You know, the Jews aren't perfect. 0.98

00:11:03.040 Israel makes some mistakes. 0.98

00:11:05.340 You'll admit that.

00:11:06.320 But Israel's not perfect.

00:11:08.380 Yeah.

00:11:08.920 They make some mistakes, right?

00:11:11.220 And then you grant them.

00:11:12.080 Yeah, they make some mistakes.

00:11:13.240 And then what's the second step?

00:11:14.980 Isn't it to separate Zionism from Judaism? 0.85

00:11:15.940 Something about gas chambers, go to the gas chambers. 0.91

00:11:18.080 No, that's the third step.

00:11:18.980 Oh, that's the third step.

00:11:20.140 Okay.

00:11:20.440 It's three degrees of separation.

00:11:21.760 It's usually...

00:11:22.600 Yeah.

00:11:22.880 So what's the second step?

00:11:23.940 The second step?

00:11:24.640 What?

00:11:24.940 I'm against Zionism, not Jews. 1.00

00:11:26.700 Oh, I'm not Judaism. 0.88

00:11:27.480 Yeah.

00:11:27.960 That's the one thing.

00:11:28.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:28.700 I'm not anti-Semitic.

00:11:31.960 I'm anti-Zionist. 1.00

00:11:33.240 That's where they go.

00:11:34.060 No, no.

00:11:34.340 Chunk was great at that. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Right.

00:11:36.280 Well, that notion also, I mean, the fact that people now talk about Zionism, you know,

00:11:40.480 you see all these people, the Twitterati that are always going off on Zionists.

00:11:44.460 It's like a Zionist is just someone that believes Jews have a right to a state, a state that is 0.96

00:11:49.520 literally smaller than New Jersey, that has virtually no natural resources, that they've

00:11:54.680 made the desert bloom.

00:11:55.920 They're obsessive focus.

00:11:56.280 Yeah, that has their sacred ancestors buried in it.

00:12:01.740 Sacred, not only their sacred ancestors, but all the other religions that they are the

00:12:06.120 ones that protect.

00:12:07.360 Right.

00:12:07.580 I was in Jerusalem about a year ago, post-October 7th.

00:12:10.480 I went to Israel and to walk through the old city.

00:12:14.880 I did a walk and talk.

00:12:15.900 We filmed it the entire time.

00:12:17.260 Oh, that's a great thing you did.

00:12:18.840 Well, it was so cool because what we did was we walked from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre,

00:12:22.940 which is the holiest site in Christianity.

00:12:24.280 That's where Jesus got crucified and they believe may be buried.

00:12:27.240 And then we walked in the old city through, you know, the Arab quarter, which was definitely

00:12:31.440 not safe.

00:12:32.040 And our Israeli security guy was not happy that we did it.

00:12:34.380 But we filmed the entire thing of me walking.

00:12:36.600 It was about 3 p.m. on a Friday.

00:12:38.740 So it was right before Shabbat.

00:12:40.060 And you know how the whole city just kind of changes at that point.

00:12:42.380 You see these religious guys in hats running because they got to get home before Shabbat. 0.98

00:12:46.260 And then you see women in burqas going the other way and everyone's and no one's for 1.00

00:12:49.800 the most part killing each other.

00:12:51.220 But we did.

00:12:51.800 It's about a 12 minute walk to go from the holiest site in Christianity to the holiest site in Judaism. 0.68

00:12:55.860 And we walk the entire thing.

00:12:57.820 And I tried to say hello to people of all different religions and everything.

00:13:01.020 And it's like, that's the type of thing that people should be talking about from the Middle 0.97

00:13:04.420 East, not all this other like endless bullshit that they throw at us constantly. 0.98

00:13:09.780 Well, because they really want, they really do want to destroy democracy. 0.99

00:13:14.940 Yeah.

00:13:15.280 Oh, it has nothing to do with Israel in the end.

00:13:17.160 Yeah.

00:13:17.800 I think they hate women's rights so bad. 0.98

00:13:20.760 It's such an insult to them that, you know, a woman can show. 1.00

00:13:25.860 Her body at the beach.

00:13:27.980 You think, you think that from like the left broadly, or you think that from like just

00:13:31.360 purely from like the Islamist part of it?

00:13:33.300 The Islamicist.

00:13:34.320 Yeah.

00:13:34.900 Because I always say there's Muslims and then there are Islamicists. 0.96

00:13:39.420 And most Muslims hate Islamicists too. 0.97

00:13:42.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:42.940 Well, everyone hates them.

00:13:44.000 Look what's going on in the UAE right now.

00:13:45.480 They've banned all these guys.

00:13:46.580 We've got these guys in America.

00:13:48.000 You've got a lot of them in Texas right now.

00:13:49.780 I think you know about that, that Dallas, what was it called?

00:13:52.680 Epic City situation?

00:13:53.540 Apparently, I put a lot of pressure on there because, you know, I have a big mouth, Dave,

00:13:59.700 and you know I don't lie.

00:14:01.200 And I don't pussyfoot around like, say, some world leaders.

00:14:06.740 And apparently that's been put a stop to.

00:14:09.820 Yeah.

00:14:10.420 400 acres.

00:14:11.540 Yeah.

00:14:12.660 Right outside Dallas.

00:14:13.000 Not anymore, Dave.

00:14:14.440 Because of course, you know, when you buy land under fraudulent terms, people can look

00:14:20.220 into that.

00:14:21.420 Yeah.

00:14:21.900 It would be like you buying 400 acres here and turning it into everyone has to, you

00:14:26.120 know, pay 25% to Roseanne and pray to me and all that stuff, which I know you're working

00:14:30.000 on.

00:14:30.260 I am working on that.

00:14:30.980 Yeah.

00:14:31.240 No, no, no.

00:14:31.860 You're working on that.

00:14:32.640 I bought all that Muslim land. 1.00

00:14:33.000 But that's just within your...

00:14:34.520 Right now you bought it and everyone has to pray to Roseanne.

00:14:37.720 That's right.

00:14:37.960 You got it on the cheap.

00:14:38.660 Very clever.

00:14:39.220 Very clever.

00:14:40.460 The Jew thing. 0.98

00:14:42.620 You got to do this.

00:14:43.460 But yeah, I have to do that.

00:14:44.800 But let me just say, so I go through all that stuff and then you saved me.

00:14:48.600 And you said, what should I do?

00:14:50.020 No.

00:14:50.320 Yeah.

00:14:50.620 No, you saved yourself.

00:14:52.040 I just asked you the right questions and I said, well, what are you going to do?

00:14:55.760 And you said, well, I should quit.

00:14:57.860 I remember you said, I should quit, but I don't have anywhere.

00:15:01.580 What am I going to do?

00:15:02.840 And I said, build your own thing, Dave.

00:15:05.260 Yeah.

00:15:05.880 You've got a voice and, you know, people listen to you and just walk away and build your

00:15:12.040 own thing.

00:15:12.560 And I said, you can use the studio.

00:15:15.480 You've got a voice and you have to use it.

00:15:18.900 It's a gift.

00:15:20.200 And it took about three meetings and you were scared.

00:15:24.100 And I said, no, you can't handle that.

00:15:26.920 And you did fight back.

00:15:28.320 I said, ask Chunk, what about the Armenian massacre? 1.00

00:15:32.480 What do you think of that, Chunk? 1.00

00:15:33.600 No, he doesn't want to talk about that.

00:15:34.680 No, you did bring it up though.

00:15:35.960 Yeah.

00:15:36.160 No, no.

00:15:36.560 I ended up bringing it up on Twitter once.

00:15:38.540 I don't know if I had, I guess I had just left because then it was the hundredth.

00:15:42.400 The hundredth anniversary of the Armenian genocide.

00:15:44.680 And there were, there were billboards all over actually driving to your house.

00:15:47.920 I used to pass a billboard that was about the hundredth anniversary of the Armenian genocide,

00:15:52.040 which is actually where Hitler got the idea for the Holocaust, for the extermination of

00:15:57.340 the Jews.

00:15:57.900 And then I started bringing it up more.

00:15:59.460 And that of course was his red line and doesn't want, you know, and then, and then like,

00:16:02.900 you know, it's like one of these things, once you see the little bit of fakery around these

00:16:07.420 people, then you see that everything is fake, that none of the policies make sense, that

00:16:11.880 it's all based in bigotry.

00:16:13.340 And there's so much anger there.

00:16:14.800 And that wasn't it based in them obscuring their little genocides that they got away with

00:16:19.440 and scapegoating the Jews.

00:16:21.360 Well, the reason every conspiracy theory ends with the Jews is that everything has to end 0.87

00:16:26.120 with something, right?

00:16:27.100 Because otherwise we'd all be like spinning off into oblivion all the time.

00:16:30.540 So at the end of every conspiracy theory is the Jews, right? 0.96

00:16:34.480 So if, if the, they released the JFK files and there's nothing about the Jews, they go, 0.52

00:16:39.120 that's the proof that it was the Jews because there was nothing there. 0.96

00:16:41.600 Or if they say something about 9-11 or they say something about whatever it might be.

00:16:45.760 Or if the Jews get massacred and mass murdered.

00:16:49.300 Well, see, it was the Jews setting that up so nobody would know that they're in power of 1.00

00:16:54.280 everything.

00:16:54.960 Yeah.

00:16:55.320 So it's funny.

00:16:56.240 The Jews who have all this power live in the one nation on earth that is endlessly bombed, 1.00

00:17:01.080 that is endlessly, has suicide bombed now, less now, but that has had this insane massacre, 0.59

00:17:05.700 still has rockets going into it today.

00:17:07.780 For 70 years.

00:17:08.840 For literally its entire existence as a modern state.

00:17:12.820 And 1,400 years before that.

00:17:14.680 Right.

00:17:15.020 So like literally the entire time, well before the modern state of Israel.

00:17:19.120 And then it's also the Jews who control everything, who also can't go to college safely at Columbia 1.00

00:17:23.880 or Harvard or blah, blah, blah. 0.63

00:17:25.280 Well, that's just a trick to distract from the fact that they're also running everything.

00:17:29.720 Yeah, right.

00:17:30.280 See, that's how nefarious they are.

00:17:32.560 I know.

00:17:32.900 That is a hell of a trick.

00:17:34.340 That is, that's pretty good.

00:17:35.300 Don't you wish?

00:17:36.680 Like sometimes when they say all these things.

00:17:38.420 They're on sales on October 7th.

00:17:40.540 Yeah.

00:17:40.780 Just to prove that, just so they would have an excuse to go after the poor, innocent Palestinians. 1.00

00:17:47.520 It's so fucking psychotic. 0.97

00:17:49.680 You know, there was no, I know you know the history, but there was not one Jew in Gaza since 2005. 0.99

00:17:54.640 Yeah.

00:17:54.940 There was nobody.

00:17:55.700 Because Bibi Netanyahu made them all move out.

00:17:58.020 Josh, my brother-in-law, Sarah's husband, he sells annuities and we were, we just shoot 1.00

00:18:03.900 the shit. 0.99

00:18:04.340 I talked about this in a clip last week. 1.00

00:18:06.060 We shoot the shit and I'm asking him and he's like, have you looked into annuities? 0.98

00:18:09.440 Buy an annuity. 1.00

00:18:10.220 It's a set and forget.

00:18:11.360 It protects you against the volatility of the market.

00:18:13.420 You are investing in the stock market.

00:18:15.460 It is a retirement, but you cannot lose money.

00:18:18.000 You're guaranteed not to lose money.

00:18:19.800 There's guaranteed income.

00:18:21.360 There's tax deferment.

00:18:22.920 And these are kind of becoming more and more popular.

00:18:25.560 Please look into annuities.

00:18:27.080 And, you know, we recommend, you can call anyone you want.

00:18:29.260 Josh, we trust him.

00:18:30.960 He has his own company.

00:18:32.580 You can call him.

00:18:33.000 Just get information.

00:18:33.780 You don't have to buy it if you want it.

00:18:34.780 There's no pressure.

00:18:35.320 Just make up your mind, but get the right information.

00:18:37.320 But annuities are very smart.

00:18:39.020 And Charlie Kirk's been talking about them.

00:18:40.460 A lot of people are starting to come out.

00:18:41.960 They're really hot right now.

00:18:43.660 Yeah.

00:18:43.880 I understand how capitalism works.

00:18:45.920 Yeah.

00:18:46.380 Sure.

00:18:46.960 But anyway, tell people where to go.

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00:18:58.460 That's republiclifenow.com. 0.99

00:19:01.920 And also call Josh and tell him he's like a gay or something. 1.00

00:19:05.200 Give him a little shit if you want. 1.00

00:19:07.600 Well, ironically, well, no, Bibi didn't want them to move out. 1.00

00:19:10.360 It was Sharon, who was the prime minister.

00:19:12.160 But Bibi signed off on it. 0.99

00:19:13.000 I think at the last second he kind of did.

00:19:15.040 He always signs off at the last second.

00:19:17.220 Yeah.

00:19:17.680 You can say what you want about Bibi.

00:19:19.120 And look, this thing happened on his watch.

00:19:20.960 So there's criticism there for sure.

00:19:22.640 But he also led them.

00:19:23.940 You know, he's led a country for 30 years that was, you know, basically a third world nation.

00:19:27.180 I think that's enough.

00:19:28.700 No, it's not.

00:19:29.380 No, it's enough.

00:19:30.640 Who does he think he is?

00:19:32.060 Yeah.

00:19:32.680 Well, they can't do it with.

00:19:33.880 It's really the PLO guy that's been in power for 40 years.

00:19:37.620 The boss who had one election and he's been in power for 40 years.

00:19:40.840 Look, yeah.

00:19:41.540 He's got to wrap this thing up at some point.

00:19:43.340 I think in his mind, he probably, I can't speak for him, but I think he probably feels

00:19:47.620 October 7th happened on his watch and he has to now get them out of this last phase, which

00:19:52.980 I think relative to what's going on in the Middle East is kind of happening.

00:19:56.140 And then unfortunately, his legacy will be really tarnished.

00:19:59.300 The guy who turned the country into something truly extraordinary.

00:20:02.000 But it did happen on his watch.

00:20:03.480 It's as simple as that.

00:20:05.160 And it was, it's so horrifying.

00:20:07.200 Yeah.

00:20:07.420 Have you been since October 7th?

00:20:09.140 No.

00:20:09.660 I went down there.

00:20:10.620 I went to the kibbutzes down there and, you know, the crazy thing is that when I was walking 1.00

00:20:16.780 through Kibbutzberry, I think, you know, if you go to, I've never been to Auschwitz or

00:20:22.480 I've never been to a concentration camp.

00:20:23.800 Have you been to any of them?

00:20:24.800 No, I just didn't think it would be fun.

00:20:29.980 On the vacation tour.

00:20:31.080 Yeah, they wouldn't let you have the wine at 10 a.m. over there, even though that's

00:20:34.980 probably where you'd need it.

00:20:36.580 But I remember, I've never been to Auschwitz, but when I was walking through Barrie, I kept

00:20:41.240 thinking, you know, if you took a trip to Auschwitz, like, you know what Auschwitz was

00:20:45.080 designed for.

00:20:45.700 It was designed for mass extermination.

00:20:48.700 You go to these kibbutzes and they're burned out and the bullet holes are everywhere and they 1.00

00:20:52.580 have the markings, you know, because a lot of the Palestinians that came in that day,

00:20:55.940 they worked with these people.

00:20:57.520 I know.

00:20:57.740 Because these were all the peaceniks. 1.00

00:20:58.600 Those people were the peaceniks. 0.88

00:20:59.820 It's insane when you think about that.

00:21:01.560 No, it's not, because the left always sacrifices the left.

00:21:05.620 Suicidal empathy, as my friend, as Gad said, who you know, as he always talks about.

00:21:10.320 So they literally had people that were working with them that then marked on the doors, you

00:21:14.200 know, how many Jews live here, basically, although they were killing everybody. 1.00

00:21:16.880 They killed the Thai workers and everybody else. 0.77

00:21:18.920 And Arabs. 0.98

00:21:19.780 And Arabs. 0.98

00:21:20.900 Right. 0.99

00:21:21.180 So they just slaughtered as many people as they could.

00:21:23.600 But I just kept thinking, man, if I had walked through Auschwitz, you kind of, you

00:21:27.040 knew what it was set up for.

00:21:28.140 It was set up for death and then death occurred there.

00:21:30.100 So it was kind of very direct. 0.98

00:21:31.660 But to be in a place that was purely set up for life, the most humble, ridiculous, these 0.80

00:21:36.380 houses, these houses, some of them were barely bigger than this room.

00:21:39.860 I mean, they literally had the tiniest kitchen, one bedroom.

00:21:42.120 These were the most humble, peacenik.

00:21:45.100 And it just simply didn't matter.

00:21:46.920 Half of them probably weren't even Zionists, the way that these dingbats would use the 1.00

00:21:51.520 term.

00:21:51.580 No, they were pro-two states.

00:21:52.620 Yeah.

00:21:53.020 Which not anymore.

00:21:54.480 Not anymore.

00:21:56.040 Well, it was a pretty huge wake-up call.

00:21:59.320 A horrible, horrible wake-up call.

00:22:02.120 And then, of course, October 8th was the horrible wake-up call where all over.

00:22:06.980 It was almost as if it was world-organized in a way.

00:22:10.780 And I'm being facetious.

00:22:12.060 Did you know October 7th is Putin's birthday, and he celebrated in Moscow with Sinoir?

00:22:19.360 No, Sinoir wasn't there that day.

00:22:21.720 Yes, he was.

00:22:22.480 Sinoir was in Moscow?

00:22:24.180 With Putin lighting candles on October 7th.

00:22:27.700 I did not know that.

00:22:28.660 Yeah.

00:22:28.900 I mean, that's pretty well.

00:22:30.320 He's long dead, and I think his brother died today.

00:22:32.360 Did you see that?

00:22:33.040 Yes.

00:22:33.420 I think they killed his brother today.

00:22:34.600 Yes, because it's...

00:22:36.100 That's nuts, though.

00:22:37.660 I didn't know that.

00:22:38.200 Yeah, and it was almost like October 8th.

00:22:41.200 All the protests around the world sprang up with all the same tents, all the same organization,

00:22:48.660 all the same signs.

00:22:50.040 How does a grassroots, worldwide protest spring up like that?

00:22:56.440 Where did Antifa go?

00:22:57.900 Huh?

00:22:58.180 Where did Antifa go?

00:22:59.120 They just disappeared.

00:22:59.440 Yeah.

00:22:59.660 Well, they just unmasked themselves.

00:23:01.180 It was BLM unmasked itself into Antifa.

00:23:03.420 Antifa unmasked itself into Haas.

00:23:04.640 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:05.440 And it's all paid.

00:23:06.200 You know, it's all paid for.

00:23:07.460 It's all of the Soros money.

00:23:08.700 These people are...

00:23:09.900 That's why everyone was freaking out.

00:23:10.640 Which is American tax money.

00:23:11.940 Right.

00:23:12.280 So that's why everyone was freaking about USAID, because the more that Elon uncovered

00:23:16.560 this stuff, the more we've realized we've been paying for our own destruction.

00:23:20.740 Of course.

00:23:21.040 Of course.

00:23:21.520 Legitimately.

00:23:22.100 They take money from us.

00:23:23.660 They push it to these NGOs.

00:23:25.480 And the NGOs then put the foot soldiers out on the streets.

00:23:28.840 And we're surprised.

00:23:30.960 And they also imported ISIS to America.

00:23:36.000 And that's why I love when I see these right-wingers or whatever they are, because they're not right...

00:23:42.260 They sound just like Antifa.

00:23:44.820 Yeah.

00:23:45.020 But they say they're Trumpers, they're woke right.

00:23:48.700 But, you know, they sound just like Antifa.

00:23:51.140 What?

00:23:52.380 And, you know, there they are, talking about Israel 24-7, these new right folk. 0.70

00:23:59.680 And they've got ISIS living right next door waiting for this summer. 1.00

00:24:03.660 Right.

00:24:04.360 Well, it's like...

00:24:04.800 And they don't even see it.

00:24:05.800 They don't even see...

00:24:06.500 They either don't see it, or they do see it, and they have some really strange motive then that...

00:24:11.120 Well, they're getting paid.

00:24:12.600 Well, so Qatar's definitely paying a lot of these people.

00:24:15.260 Qatar's paying for all of it. 0.98

00:24:16.720 Qatar has put more money into this country than anybody else.

00:24:19.540 They've funded all the universities.

00:24:21.280 You know, there's a lot of wacky stuff around...

00:24:23.180 The Muslim Brotherhood. 0.56

00:24:23.960 Around Qatar.

00:24:24.920 It is the Muslim Brotherhood, which, of course, is banned in the UAE.

00:24:28.320 If we would just treat these organizations the way the UAE treats them, which hopefully Trump,

00:24:33.700 he's over there right now, he's in Saudi Arabia, maybe he'll be like...

00:24:36.460 He's in Qatar.

00:24:37.260 I should learn a little...

00:24:38.160 Oh, is he in Qatar today?

00:24:39.280 So he was in Saudi Arabia yesterday.

00:24:40.580 What do you think I'll let him go in there?

00:24:42.840 I think it's basically pretty good.

00:24:45.080 I think this guy has been so freaking good.

00:24:47.440 He's been kind of the savior that we've been looking for.

00:24:50.000 He's been directionally right about almost everything.

00:24:52.400 That even if he's talking to some really bad people right now...

00:24:55.300 You have to do that.

00:24:55.920 Listen to this.

00:24:56.720 You make peace with bad people, and he's trying to think of things differently.

00:25:00.940 Check this out.

00:25:02.080 There you go.

00:25:02.200 I just got this from my spies.

00:25:04.140 Uh-oh.

00:25:04.420 The White House has officially disclosed President Trump's strategic demands during his historic

00:25:10.620 meeting with Syria's al-shara'a, full normalization with Israel under the framework of the Abrahamic

00:25:20.760 Accords, immediate deportation of Palestinian foreign terrorist elements, coordinated operations

00:25:27.440 with the United States to neutralize the resurgence of ISIS, assumption of full operation control

00:25:34.480 over ISIS detention centers in northeast Syria, northeastern Syria, constitutional guarantees

00:25:42.340 ensuring the protection of religious minorities, particularly Christians, within the future

00:25:47.300 political architecture of Syria.

00:25:49.220 This marks a decisive shift from chaos to calculated order, ushering in new doctrine of regional

00:25:55.700 stabilization through strength, deterrence, and uncompromising terms.

00:26:00.400 I mean, every word of that is perfect.

00:26:02.180 Isn't it perfect? 1.00

00:26:03.360 All these fucktards have to do is just accept that this tiny little sliver of land is going 1.00

00:26:09.760 to have some Jews on it. 1.00

00:26:10.840 Yeah.

00:26:10.960 If you guys accept that, you will have peace.

00:26:13.960 The Jews don't want an inch of anything else. 1.00

00:26:16.420 They don't want to be in Syria. 1.00

00:26:17.640 They don't want to be in Lebanon. 1.00

00:26:18.900 They didn't want an inch of Gaza until you motherfuckers did this. 1.00

00:26:23.440 So all the rest of you have to do. 0.99

00:26:25.420 The problem that they've created is what they've done, the leaders of these Arab nations, what 0.99

00:26:30.280 they've done is to avoid their people hating them.

00:26:33.100 They just pointed at the Jews, right? 0.93

00:26:34.980 So now they have a weird thing on their hands.

00:26:37.400 They have the opportunity for peace right now, but now they're going to have to teach

00:26:40.060 their people, boy, you know, turns out if you're living in Egypt, you know, you live 0.94

00:26:43.820 in the suburbs of Cairo, it's not the problems that you have, the homelessness and the just

00:26:48.020 decay of the whole place. 0.90

00:26:49.140 It ain't because of the Jews. 0.81

00:26:50.620 So there's going to be like a little work that has to be done there.

00:26:53.080 They're going to have to restructure their feudal system.

00:26:55.820 Yeah.

00:26:56.220 And they love feudalism and hate democracy.

00:26:59.760 They love, what is it, vertical rule.

00:27:03.200 And Israel is a horizontal rule, which is democracy.

00:27:07.720 Yeah.

00:27:07.840 And they hate it because women are going to have rights. 1.00

00:27:12.600 Period.

00:27:13.600 You can't have chicks just wandering around saying whatever they want. 1.00

00:27:16.940 No, because you know what?

00:27:18.340 Then you get Roseanne.

00:27:18.820 I sort of understand that.

00:27:20.180 Yeah.

00:27:20.540 I totally understand that.

00:27:22.300 Then you get Roseanne.

00:27:23.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:24.440 Well, no, it doesn't make sense.

00:27:25.280 Or even worse, you get like, you know, the pink pussy hat crowd, which I'm so happy to 1.00

00:27:32.320 say. 1.00

00:27:32.600 Now, when they had that pink pussy hat marches and all that shit, that was transphobic. 1.00

00:27:40.400 Think about it. 1.00

00:27:42.040 They didn't have one penis on them pussy hats. 1.00

00:27:44.840 Not one. 1.00

00:27:45.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:46.020 You see, you see where I'm going?

00:27:47.560 That thing, that whole thing. 1.00

00:27:49.500 That was saying that women only have vaginas. 1.00

00:27:52.520 There wasn't one penis on their head. 1.00

00:27:55.020 There was not one chick with a dick at one of these things. 1.00

00:27:57.420 You're right. 0.99

00:27:57.920 That's transphobism.

00:28:00.860 Right?

00:28:01.440 You know, a phobia is an irrational fear.

00:28:03.400 That's why I don't like the phrase transphobia or Islamophobia is the worst one.

00:28:07.120 Because you have a, you have a, it's not irrational to fear a set of ideas that would have you

00:28:11.580 killed.

00:28:12.140 No. 0.98

00:28:12.900 A supremacist conquering death cult religion.

00:28:17.080 Of course I fear it. 1.00

00:28:19.440 Of course I fucking fear it. 0.99

00:28:21.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:21.460 That's never going to stop and lies all the damn way and breaks every 10 year treaty in 0.87

00:28:26.800 the seventh year. 0.81

00:28:27.740 That's how Mohammed took over Medina. 1.00

00:28:30.700 He made a peace treaty with the Jews in Medina. 1.00

00:28:34.060 And they accepted it like Jews always do because they're idiots. 1.00

00:28:38.200 And so in the seventh year of the peace contract, after everybody was disarmed, he killed them 1.00

00:28:44.540 all and took over Medina.

00:28:46.060 Well, hopefully that's not what's happening right now.

00:28:47.860 That's my question.

00:28:48.500 Why wouldn't it be?

00:28:50.420 I wouldn't trust nothing they signed.

00:28:52.620 Well, I don't think you trust, I don't, that's why I'm saying you got to give Trump some grace

00:28:56.340 here because clearly the world is changing.

00:28:58.300 He's doing things.

00:28:59.060 No, I know what he's doing because he's going to say, because I was thinking about it.

00:29:02.440 Yeah.

00:29:02.580 I, it's 4G chess, I think.

00:29:05.440 And he's going to go, yeah, you, you have the choice to build a beautiful city.

00:29:11.260 And a, and I listened to his speech, an incredible economy and have, you know, riches and wonders

00:29:18.220 for your people or, you know, bye bye.

00:29:23.820 And then I was thinking Qatar, it's cool because we have a base there.

00:29:27.460 Yeah.

00:29:27.840 So he's like, Hey, you know, maybe we won't protect you.

00:29:31.500 Maybe if you don't do right, because Trump above all else, he's, he's supposed to stand

00:29:38.860 for justice and righteousness.

00:29:41.380 So it's kind of weird.

00:29:43.200 I like that all those deals are hinged on, you do the right thing or you're going into

00:29:50.340 a other place.

00:29:51.060 You don't really want to go.

00:29:52.440 Isn't it crazy?

00:29:53.020 Like, it's just so freaking obvious as policy.

00:29:56.120 He's not asking much.

00:29:57.340 He's not saying I have to rule you. 0.99

00:29:59.480 He's just saying like, do some basic shit. 0.99

00:30:02.620 Let go a little bit of the hate. 1.00

00:30:04.440 Let us invest.

00:30:05.200 Let you guys invest in us.

00:30:06.700 And we could reframe the entire world.

00:30:08.560 Like, it's so obvious and simple that that's the genius of Trump.

00:30:11.860 Everybody else.

00:30:12.500 No, let's just redraw maps and let's move these people here and these people here and

00:30:16.040 do all these crazy things.

00:30:17.060 And it's like, he's just saying, get on board.

00:30:19.040 Cause if you don't, cause you're right about Qatar, you know, Qatar is nothing.

00:30:21.900 It's a tiny, absurd, nothing that everyone always says it's a glorified gas station.

00:30:25.940 All they've got is gas, right?

00:30:27.640 So that's, what's given them the money to then, you know, take over our universities, but

00:30:31.480 without our base, which I think has like 20,000 us soldiers on it.

00:30:34.580 They're gone tomorrow.

00:30:35.960 So he's using leverage.

00:30:37.340 I mean, I think he, I think he wrote a book about it. 0.98

00:30:39.720 And we have all the gas in the damn world right here. 0.96

00:30:43.240 We'd be just fine. 0.98

00:30:44.520 You know, look at how they've set us up though.

00:30:47.380 Look at how, you know, the, the, uh, King is China on the chessboard.

00:30:52.480 I mean, they've set us up for destruction in every way they run.

00:30:58.660 The CCP runs all of them.

00:31:01.280 It runs Iran. 0.96

00:31:02.680 It runs it all.

00:31:03.540 Well, the fact that they basically this week were like, okay, we'll send less fentanyl into

00:31:07.700 your country.

00:31:08.540 Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?

00:31:10.260 Like they've been, I mean, it's basically a kind of slow motion killing that they've been

00:31:15.920 doing to us on top of the fact that they own all our debt.

00:31:18.240 And then one day in a mafia movie, when the guy comes for the debt, unless you have a bigger 1.00

00:31:22.220 gun, you're fucked. 0.99

00:31:23.260 So China, yeah, China's the other part of this that nobody knows what to make of. 1.00

00:31:27.080 Well, I think Trump did a good thing over there.

00:31:28.980 Cause I have friends over there involved in that kind of thing.

00:31:31.680 Well, they went over there and kind of collapsed their, they drove up inflation and kind of

00:31:36.860 collapsed their whole thing.

00:31:38.020 So China has been forced to buy back America's debt. 1.00

00:31:41.640 Are you saying, are you saying we don't, are you saying we don't need all the Chinese shit 1.00

00:31:45.220 we're buying on Amazon every day? 1.00

00:31:46.660 All that cheap garbage? 0.99

00:31:47.940 Are you saying? 1.00

00:31:48.240 Well, I won't go that far.

00:31:48.820 Are you saying this $20 jacket that I got? 1.00

00:31:51.020 No, this house is full of Chinese crap. 1.00

00:31:54.360 Chinese crap. 1.00

00:31:54.960 So you're actually the queen on the chessboard with your Amazon purchases. 1.00

00:31:58.520 Well, they have us addicted to cheap shit, right? 1.00

00:32:00.960 I mean, it's as simple as that. 1.00

00:32:02.100 You know you can go on there.

00:32:03.160 But some of it's so cool.

00:32:03.820 Yeah.

00:32:04.400 I don't buy medicine from Amazon.

00:32:06.360 That's what they say.

00:32:07.280 Yeah.

00:32:07.520 Because it comes from China.

00:32:08.600 It's probably all full of, you know, snake parts and bird beaks.

00:32:14.140 I've been drinking some, do you know Sital?

00:32:16.040 You must have some Sital down here.

00:32:17.500 No.

00:32:17.720 They can make it in Texas.

00:32:18.980 It's like, so it's like tequila, but it's not made by agave.

00:32:22.520 It's another cactus.

00:32:23.960 Oh.

00:32:24.240 And they can make it in Texas.

00:32:25.620 And I've been drinking Sital with a little, you can get some that have venom, snake venom

00:32:31.980 in it.

00:32:32.300 Hmm.

00:32:32.900 And you will have the happiest high.

00:32:35.780 Really?

00:32:36.020 Like part, it's almost like half ecstasy, half Viagra.

00:32:39.220 You will have.

00:32:39.860 Really?

00:32:40.200 Which I don't know how that works on a chick, but you'll enjoy yourself. 1.00

00:32:43.120 Well, it wouldn't work on me because I'm, you know.

00:32:45.120 You're beyond.

00:32:45.780 I'm beyond.

00:32:46.220 She's dead below the waist. 1.00

00:32:47.160 I'm dead below the neck.

00:32:50.820 You know, the time, the first time I went to your house, it was, uh, you invited me

00:32:55.220 over like after one of these Kelly Carlin parties, we go to your house and we're just hanging

00:32:59.260 out and you're showing me some of your books and different things that you have and some

00:33:03.040 music and stuff.

00:33:03.780 And we're, you know, over the, over the bay over there and you bust out your weed pen

00:33:08.140 with some of your special stuff.

00:33:10.300 Yeah.

00:33:10.940 I was completely out of my mind.

00:33:13.620 Like I was full on, like, like disassociated.

00:33:16.940 Like I'm sitting with Roseanne Barr who I watched on television, you know, 20 years

00:33:21.940 ago.

00:33:22.320 Is this real life?

00:33:23.680 And I'm just blitzed out of my mind and you're just going on and on and on and on.

00:33:27.280 And here we are.

00:33:28.660 Here we are 10 years later.

00:33:29.980 Nothing's changed.

00:33:31.900 Nothing's changed.

00:33:32.620 I know.

00:33:33.080 Everybody.

00:33:33.300 Well, you morphed to cigarettes.

00:33:34.420 So you're going in the wrong direction on that.

00:33:35.920 She smoked back then too.

00:33:37.260 She just hit it.

00:33:37.880 No, I didn't smoke then.

00:33:39.300 I only smoke a few months and then quit for years.

00:33:42.620 I don't know why I do that, but I don't know.

00:33:44.720 It's a smoke screen.

00:33:45.900 I don't know.

00:33:46.460 I've gone through all the therapy.

00:33:47.260 Is it?

00:33:47.600 Yeah.

00:33:47.780 It's a stress thing.

00:33:48.480 It's a stress thing.

00:33:49.260 When she has a project.

00:33:50.520 When I write, I can't write without a cigarette and I'm writing.

00:33:53.800 Is that right?

00:33:54.420 That's crazy.

00:33:55.160 Huh?

00:33:55.620 I just can't do it.

00:33:56.900 I got to sit here like this.

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00:35:21.960 Can I ask you a question, Dave?

00:35:23.100 Yeah.

00:35:23.440 We go back as well.

00:35:24.440 Thank you.

00:35:24.660 You were on my podcast a long time ago.

00:35:25.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:26.340 I always liked you.

00:35:27.500 When you came to the studio and you were showing us the Young Turk and you wanted to leave and all that time, 1.00

00:35:33.980 we were all, you kind of touched on it earlier, but we were all Bernie bros and leftists.

00:35:38.540 And we're like, hey, the left's kind of scary with this anti-Semitism.

00:35:43.320 Now, fast forward to 2025, surely you see the same thing we're seeing with it happening on the right now, right? 0.98

00:35:48.980 Don't you think we're meeting again now going, fuck, we're still, these people are still within our ranks. 0.98

00:35:55.660 Because it's terrifying me. 0.99

00:35:56.920 Yeah, it's weird.

00:35:58.060 It's a tool.

00:35:58.840 It's a tool.

00:35:59.640 But it's happening, right?

00:36:00.500 That's the thing. You're right. It's a tool.

00:36:01.320 Yeah.

00:36:01.820 That's why it can be used by either side.

00:36:03.780 It's basically a weapon.

00:36:04.820 A hammer is a tool and a hammer can be used to build a house or to crack someone's skull.

00:36:09.180 Right.

00:36:09.440 And so what people use, depending on what your situation is, you know James Lindsay?

00:36:13.400 Have you talked to James Lindsay?

00:36:13.860 Yeah, he's coming on soon.

00:36:14.780 He's coming on soon.

00:36:15.460 So he's the one that really popularized the term woke right.

00:36:18.340 And he really gets into the epistemology about what they're doing and why they're doing.

00:36:22.320 And that these people on the right now are just using the tactics.

00:36:26.280 They're using the tool of the left to just crush dissent and basically take over.

00:36:31.820 100%.

00:36:32.000 So he's really, really, really great on that.

00:36:34.140 The weird thing for me about this is, you know, I was like you.

00:36:36.780 I was early in on the left has gone bananas, right?

00:36:39.280 I mean, that's basically how I made my career.

00:36:41.060 I did a video for PragerU called Why I Left the Left.

00:36:43.780 Yeah.

00:36:43.900 And then that was like the thing that pushed everything forward.

00:36:47.480 So to now, so my feeling was, hey, I'm a liberal.

00:36:50.260 I'm still as liberal as I ever was.

00:36:52.100 I wrote a book defending liberalism.

00:36:55.280 But to be a liberal really means you're on the right now because Trump, because a liberal

00:37:00.500 believes in freedom.

00:37:01.940 A liberal believes in individual rights and all those things.

00:37:04.460 So I try.

00:37:05.640 You're supposed to.

00:37:06.280 Right.

00:37:06.360 Not the way a liberal is thought of today, but a Bill Maher liberal or the way you are

00:37:11.020 still liberal or the way I am.

00:37:12.400 I call him a real liberal.

00:37:12.900 Right.

00:37:13.120 An old school liberal.

00:37:13.800 Yeah.

00:37:14.040 Free speech.

00:37:15.040 Yeah.

00:37:15.440 The ACLU of 1972 defending the Nazis marching in Skokie.

00:37:19.540 Right.

00:37:20.240 So I tried very hard to wake up the Democrats and the left.

00:37:25.140 You know, what the hell is going on here?

00:37:26.600 Jordan Peterson, one line that I love from him is he went to, for like two years, he would

00:37:32.200 go to the Capitol and he'd meet with all these Democrat senators and Congress people.

00:37:36.280 And he would always ask them the same question.

00:37:38.640 When does the left go too far?

00:37:40.260 And he said, nobody could ever give him an answer.

00:37:43.560 So they had no, like, they had no barrier.

00:37:46.380 You know, it's nice to progress, but you don't want to just progress if there's a cliff over

00:37:49.300 there and they've clearly gone off the cliff.

00:37:50.940 So the weird thing now, as it pertains to the right, is we're seeing a version of that

00:37:56.080 pop up on the right, a version of identitarianism, a version that is genuinely, I don't like to

00:38:02.300 just throw the word racist around, but that actually is racist.

00:38:05.260 Now you could argue this is all the fault of the left. 1.00

00:38:08.440 If these fucking idiots had not ruined so much of what is good about this country, this 1.00

00:38:12.660 would have never happened on the right. 1.00

00:38:14.480 It's a great argument and it's probably true, but the truth is here we are.

00:38:18.860 So what do we do with this right now?

00:38:20.300 Yeah, what do we do?

00:38:21.400 Well, this morning I tweeted something that I think is the right-

00:38:23.460 I remember when you and me were talking about this very thing way back in the day.

00:38:26.940 It's time we do it again.

00:38:28.140 And I said, we can't be silent.

00:38:32.820 We have to name it because when you name it, you weave it into visibility.

00:38:37.040 You can't fight an invisible enemy.

00:38:39.240 It has to be named.

00:38:40.620 It has to be defined and people have to agree on the definition.

00:38:44.460 Well, that's why I messaged you a couple months ago and I was like, because when I saw you start

00:38:48.200 talking about this, I think you have an unbelievably unique position in this because first off,

00:38:53.680 everyone loves you.

00:38:55.100 Everyone loves you.

00:38:56.000 You're just loved by so many people from everything you've done over the years. 0.99

00:38:59.920 And now you went from mainstream success into this fucking crazy world and the way you just 0.99

00:39:05.980 say what you think clearly with no filter and all of that stuff. 0.98

00:39:09.160 And you're loved by a lot of these people.

00:39:11.320 A lot of the people that we're talking about really love you.

00:39:14.340 Some of them I think still like me, but they definitely don't love me that way.

00:39:18.200 And there's, there's like a disconnect there with you.

00:39:21.320 You could go to like the craziest rally that these lunatics are having and you would be 0.91

00:39:25.740 loved there even as you were poking them.

00:39:28.840 So I think, I don't know exactly what you do with that, but I think you just have an 0.99

00:39:33.140 unbelievable opportunity here to blow apart some of the bullshit that these people have 0.98

00:39:37.900 kind of inoculated themselves in. 0.99

00:39:39.800 Well, I think that that's how they take people down is they, they feed them hate and they get

00:39:45.520 them to, uh, use hate as a battery and that only destroys you.

00:39:50.980 Yeah.

00:39:51.740 So you can't.

00:39:53.480 And faction.

00:39:54.620 Yeah.

00:39:54.940 And faction, everything.

00:39:56.240 And that takes away everybody's power where unity brings power.

00:40:00.720 So it is divide and conquer, but you know, love just cures everything.

00:40:06.800 It, it, love makes you put your arms around people, even if you don't like them and treat

00:40:14.220 them with dignity.

00:40:14.920 Even if you disagree, you could still talk.

00:40:18.240 You can find common ground.

00:40:19.700 And because we all have common ground, we all want our kids to be okay.

00:40:23.620 We all want them to have a good education.

00:40:25.740 We want them to be safe, everyone in the world.

00:40:28.700 So why do we concentrate on things we can never agree on?

00:40:34.020 Because we're programmed because the people in power keep their power that way when we're

00:40:38.540 at each other.

00:40:39.520 Well, that's what I think is so unique about the opportunity right now.

00:40:42.180 That's why I'm really for whatever the risks are that Trump is doing right now in the Middle

00:40:47.060 East.

00:40:47.600 Like this is the chance at least at that level, at least at the like geopolitical Middle East

00:40:52.780 level, that's the chance.

00:40:53.720 And then from a, from an American perspective, I would say, you know, I, look, I worked very

00:40:57.840 hard to have the Democrats not go crazy.

00:40:59.780 You did the same thing.

00:41:00.620 It didn't work.

00:41:01.300 They went crazy.

00:41:01.960 They've made their choice.

00:41:02.960 What I'm really focused on right now is I really want this Trump thing to hold because

00:41:07.740 it's the last chance for America.

00:41:09.520 It is.

00:41:10.160 Like the idea that Donald Trump, this conservative who got them to flip Roe v.

00:41:14.480 Wade and blah, blah, blah, who obviously everyone knows is not a real conservative in the

00:41:19.520 most traditional sense.

00:41:20.360 I was always arguing even before I voted for Trump because I didn't vote for him the first

00:41:24.780 time I voted for Gary Johnson, but I was always, yeah, like you want to know something funny.

00:41:29.600 So that day for Trump first election.

00:41:31.820 So, you know, 2015, November, I, we, uh, we had, oh, it was right after we left you.

00:41:36.580 So the last time I saw you was in October of, uh, of 2016.

00:41:40.520 And, uh, we're, we're still living in West Hollywood.

00:41:44.580 Uh, but then the election comes and we had just moved across the hill.

00:41:47.500 We were living in Sherman Oaks and I have to go back to West Hollywood for the, for voting.

00:41:51.060 So we're driving across, uh, Laurel Canyon and David and I are both like, we just didn't

00:41:55.340 know who to vote for.

00:41:56.000 I was like, I hate Hillary, but am I really voting for Trump? 0.99

00:41:58.540 Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. 0.99

00:41:59.820 I'm like, this is what I do for a living. 0.96

00:42:01.300 How can I not know what I'm doing right now?

00:42:03.220 We get to the polling station in West Hollywood. 0.96

00:42:06.040 I'm standing there like, I just don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. 0.94

00:42:09.380 And then I look in front of me and it's RuPaul standing right in front of me as a man. 0.96

00:42:13.900 It was man RuPaul standing there.

00:42:15.540 And I was like, this is a moment I'm always going to remember.

00:42:18.460 I'm voting for Gary Johnson.

00:42:20.580 That was it.

00:42:22.240 So, you know, what are you going to do?

00:42:23.800 But anyway, what I really want to focus on right now is the thing that brought Tulsi and

00:42:29.080 Bobby Kennedy and Rogan and me and you and all of the same people over to Trump.

00:42:34.880 I want that thing to hold.

00:42:36.600 It's the last chance for America.

00:42:38.220 It really is.

00:42:38.820 Unless you want this thing to turn into some sort of either crazed, dystopian, leftist

00:42:44.140 run, globalist lunacy, which you want that. 0.97

00:42:47.140 So if you want that, okay, fine.

00:42:48.580 And then if you want the right to just break down, if you want the right to just be either

00:42:52.360 white identitarianism or some other grievance thing where it's always looking to just-

00:42:57.120 To make America a theologian caliphate. 0.84

00:42:59.680 So if you want one of those two things, the choice is pretty simple.

00:43:01.940 But if you want to do the American thing, the thing that allows for different people

00:43:05.780 to have different opinions and blah, blah, blah, Trump is the thing.

00:43:09.900 He literally is the wall right now.

00:43:12.500 And the pressures are on both.

00:43:13.960 That's the weird thing about the wall.

00:43:15.500 The pressures are on both sides of the wall.

00:43:17.240 The wall usually just is trying to keep one way out. 0.98

00:43:19.640 In this sense, he's the freaking damn right now. 0.97

00:43:22.800 And that's why I just, even when he's done little things that seem weird, the money, 0.98

00:43:27.160 I don't know, the Qatar plane thing seems a little weird to me.

00:43:29.340 Like optics-wise, it's a little weird, but I'm just like, I will give this guy every

00:43:33.740 benefit of the doubt right now.

00:43:34.740 He's earned the right.

00:43:35.400 He's earned the right.

00:43:35.800 Yeah, he's earned it.

00:43:36.580 So I see all these people who are like, hey, if you don't criticize Trump enough, I'm like,

00:43:40.040 wait a minute.

00:43:40.660 The guy who did the thing that no one said could be done, who's basically reordering

00:43:44.820 the world in the best possible way, yeah, I'm not going to poke him every time Dave Rubin

00:43:48.960 disagrees with him over something.

00:43:50.260 As if I have insight into every little thing that's going on there.

00:43:52.980 So what did you, I know that he's wanting to, he says he wants to be remembered as the

00:43:57.740 president who brought peace, but that worries me a little bit because you can't have peace

00:44:04.300 with a, you can't really make peace with somebody who's coming to kill you.

00:44:11.500 Come on.

00:44:12.060 I mean, right.

00:44:12.880 And like.

00:44:14.140 No, you could probably get set.

00:44:15.380 What do you say?

00:44:15.760 Seven years out of the 10 year truce with Muhammad.

00:44:17.840 So you can, you can get like extensions basically, right?

00:44:21.620 I mean, maybe unless you put them in a chokehold and they have no, that's the only thing that

00:44:26.220 wins is raw force.

00:44:27.800 Right.

00:44:28.000 Well, peace through strength.

00:44:29.120 So.

00:44:29.300 Right.

00:44:29.500 Exactly.

00:44:30.080 So he could basically, what my guess is.

00:44:32.280 I'm kind of mad in a way that he's like, he got the American hostage released, but where 0.99

00:44:38.280 is the American president that would say, you, you fucking took an American citizen hostage 0.99

00:44:47.440 and you killed American citizens. 1.00

00:44:51.240 And I don't care if BB can't make up his mind, what the hell to do.

00:44:55.720 America will, will, like we did after 9-1-1, we're coming in there and we're going to get 0.82

00:45:02.180 all of Hamas.

00:45:03.240 We're going to get rid of Hamas, which he is saying, but I mean, where is, where's the

00:45:11.640 justice to just go, oh, we got him released.

00:45:14.800 And now, you know, we're going to, you know, do business with the people who finance this

00:45:20.340 whole thing. 0.99

00:45:20.980 I don't get that part that he doesn't take our military and kick some fucking ass for 1.00

00:45:28.000 taking Americans hostage. 1.00

00:45:30.360 Right.

00:45:30.500 But do you, you don't want our military there.

00:45:32.120 You mean just let Israel do what they have to do. 0.53

00:45:33.840 No, I want our military.

00:45:34.880 Oh, you want, oh, you do.

00:45:35.460 See, I don't, I.

00:45:36.160 They took our people hostage.

00:45:36.960 Yeah, I don't.

00:45:37.420 They killed Americans. 0.99

00:45:38.880 Yeah, I don't want our military there. 0.88

00:45:40.460 They've been killing military, they've been killing Americans and Christians. 1.00

00:45:44.300 Yeah. 0.87

00:45:44.800 All over the place.

00:45:45.680 There's a genocide on Christians in every Muslim country. 0.50

00:45:48.560 Yeah.

00:45:48.860 Where's our, why are we not doing anything?

00:45:51.740 Well, hopefully this, this last few days will lead to something happening.

00:45:55.180 I don't want our military there because at the end of the day, you know what will happen,

00:45:57.960 which is that some of them will be killed and it will be blamed on Israel and the Jews.

00:46:01.240 So I just think let, Israel has an unbelievable military.

00:46:04.300 I mean, really second to none except for us.

00:46:06.060 So let them deal with it.

00:46:07.780 And the question really is, all right, you got 20 living people somewhere.

00:46:11.200 They know it's 20 now.

00:46:12.240 It was 21 before they got the kid from Jersey back.

00:46:14.680 You got 20 living people under there.

00:46:16.460 If these deals are going to be signed and it's really going to be a piece, like you got

00:46:20.880 to get those 20 people out.

00:46:21.920 There cannot be a piece while Israel still has people there. 1.00

00:46:25.480 No, no nation would put up with that.

00:46:27.120 Right.

00:46:27.620 If Turkey and Greece were warring and Turkey stole 20 Greek people and put them somewhere 0.66

00:46:31.420 under Istanbul, Greece would not sign a peace deal.

00:46:34.460 So no nation would be asked to do this except for Israel.

00:46:36.800 So I think part of it, and again, this is why I'm just giving Trump as long a leash as

00:46:40.240 possible.

00:46:40.720 Yeah.

00:46:41.080 I am.

00:46:41.420 Maybe he, maybe he's working on it.

00:46:43.040 But I just want to put it into the ether that America stands for justice and there has

00:46:53.940 to be justice.

00:46:55.060 Yeah.

00:46:55.340 People have to pay for violating Israel's borders and killing its civilians. 0.83

00:47:02.000 That's a war crime and they never mention it, but it is a war crime.

00:47:07.940 And, you know. 0.99

00:47:09.840 Well, that's why, that's why when I see some of these morons like Dave Smith or some of 0.99

00:47:13.660 these guys that are become really popular, just obsessively focusing on Israel, yet doesn't 0.98

00:47:17.360 have any opinions on India and Pakistan or anything else in the world.

00:47:20.000 It's like, what would you do? 0.98

00:47:21.700 What would you do if your wife was murdered, your daughter was raped, and your son was kidnapped? 0.99

00:47:27.260 And then as that was happening. 0.99

00:47:28.420 Well, they know what they'd do.

00:47:29.660 They damn well know what they would do. 0.98

00:47:31.380 But the Jew can't do what they would do. 1.00

00:47:33.820 It's a horrible double standard business. 0.88

00:47:36.600 And it's also a way to negate all Jewish suffering and what that mindset that they're 0.64

00:47:43.840 possessed of has done to Jewish people.

00:47:46.700 It's like, well, what it is in shorthand is, well, where's your God?

00:47:51.380 Doesn't your religion and your, it's like, well, where's your God? 0.87

00:47:54.900 And now you're doing what we did to you.

00:47:58.460 Well, aren't you better than us?

00:48:00.680 Doesn't your God save you?

00:48:02.880 And as they grind the jackboot, you're facing the dirt.

00:48:05.920 But it is so evil and so ghoulish and they don't even see it.

00:48:10.460 But I do.

00:48:11.600 Yeah.

00:48:12.120 Don't you?

00:48:12.800 Oh, I absolutely.

00:48:13.540 Don't you see the ghoul?

00:48:14.860 Yeah.

00:48:15.440 Well, it's kind of like, oh, you think you're the chosen people, which that's not what the

00:48:19.600 chosen people means at all.

00:48:21.320 No.

00:48:21.660 But it's kind of like, oh, you think you're the chosen people?

00:48:23.560 We'll see.

00:48:24.400 The chosen people means we go everywhere we go.

00:48:29.180 We take over that government.

00:48:30.800 That's what the chosen people means.

00:48:32.560 Doesn't it?

00:48:33.520 You're not supposed to say that on a podcast.

00:48:35.200 But that's what chosen supremacist means.

00:48:38.700 Well.

00:48:39.480 Imperialist, supremacist, colonist.

00:48:41.880 That's what it means. 1.00

00:48:42.640 We come from the Arabian Peninsula and then we kill everybody in Medina, take that over, 1.00

00:48:48.620 kill everybody in the Levant, every tribe. 1.00

00:48:50.580 I see what you're doing. 1.00

00:48:50.900 We take that over.

00:48:51.500 It took me a second, Roseanne.

00:48:52.680 You got it still.

00:48:53.400 Then we go to Europe.

00:48:54.280 We take that over.

00:48:55.240 We go to the UK.

00:48:56.740 Huh?

00:48:57.280 We're chosen.

00:48:58.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:58.700 See, you took me on a little adventure there.

00:49:00.360 You know, Allahu Akbar, our God above all else.

00:49:04.220 What did they say there?

00:49:06.380 Uber mentioned.

00:49:07.060 And the rest of you are Uber mentioned.

00:49:09.040 Yeah.

00:49:09.380 You know, Hitler loved Islam. 0.98

00:49:12.580 Yeah.

00:49:13.420 And they loved him and they still do.

00:49:15.580 And I mean, there's literally a store in Gaza called Hitler.

00:49:18.320 It's a clothing store.

00:49:19.040 I know.

00:49:19.460 Yeah.

00:49:20.100 What do you think of Kanye's new hit?

00:49:22.340 Is that where you got your...

00:49:23.720 What do you think of Kanye's new jam?

00:49:26.260 Oh, God, you know, look, he's obviously not well.

00:49:30.800 I feel bad for him.

00:49:31.220 I don't care.

00:49:31.940 Like, I don't care.

00:49:33.200 I don't care in a sense.

00:49:34.920 Like, he's just...

00:49:36.820 I like Frank Sinatra and I like Frankie Valli.

00:49:39.500 I like only musicians with the name Frank, basically.

00:49:41.960 So, like, that's what I like.

00:49:43.260 Zappa.

00:49:43.720 And I like jazz.

00:49:44.420 I like Frank Zappa.

00:49:45.220 I like jazz.

00:49:46.200 Like, I like chill stations.

00:49:48.020 Like, so I don't care for his music.

00:49:49.820 I don't care for rap.

00:49:50.840 I never...

00:49:51.380 Yeah, the height...

00:49:52.000 What would be, like, the most Kanye song at the height of Kanye 20 years ago,

00:49:54.860 before he went crazy?

00:49:55.540 Coal Digger. 0.95

00:49:56.160 Coal Digger, right? 0.88

00:49:57.140 Like, yeah, I was like, okay, that's a song, but it's just not my thing.

00:49:59.980 So, here's a guy who's an artist who's probably bipolar, who's also a troll, who has...

00:50:05.020 No, who definitely is bipolar, who's then mastered, like...

00:50:09.740 You know, what he's trying to do, basically, is he basically wants to be God, in a sense,

00:50:14.180 and just be God of the world, right?

00:50:16.140 He wants to be his own God and God of the world.

00:50:18.040 And what that does is he's just looking at anything that he can burn down and burn it down.

00:50:21.960 What he may find on the other side of that is you're going to end up burning down 0.98

00:50:25.520 a lot of good stuff, too, because for as screwy and backwards and crazy as this country

00:50:30.060 can be, like, it's been pretty damn good for an awful lot of people forever.

00:50:36.100 Yeah.

00:50:36.240 Think how much better Roseanne Barr has it than the bars that probably came from Belarus 1.00

00:50:40.340 or Poland or Lithuania or something.

00:50:43.960 All over the place.

00:50:44.400 It's...

00:50:44.880 Like, if you're...

00:50:45.440 Just get around.

00:50:46.140 Yeah, well, but if you're...

00:50:47.380 Exactly.

00:50:48.040 Right.

00:50:48.460 There's 40 years in the desert.

00:50:50.320 You learn how to kind of wander around a little bit.

00:50:52.200 But, like, if you're a great-great-grandmother...

00:50:54.260 I remember once you were telling me a bit about your ancestors.

00:50:57.280 Do you remember when I was in L.A.?

00:50:58.460 I went to some place, and I found a sign from an old barn that was from somewhere up north

00:51:05.460 in Cali, and it was the Barr family.

00:51:07.260 Oh, yes.

00:51:07.680 I do remember that.

00:51:08.800 Yeah.

00:51:09.920 But it's like, if your ancestors or my ancestors could look at our life...

00:51:14.200 Yeah.

00:51:14.400 ...and be like, whoa.

00:51:15.740 Like, it would be unimaginable.

00:51:17.340 The level of success and freedom...

00:51:20.160 Absolutely. 0.76

00:51:20.380 ...would blow their freaking minds.

00:51:22.580 So this thing is so precious, and the fact that it feels like it could just go away,

00:51:27.880 like, that's just so crazy from 10 years ago, where we were just like, oh, it's going

00:51:32.660 to work, it's always going to work, where now it's kind of like, Roseanne Barr has to 1.00

00:51:36.740 move to the middle of nowhere, Texas, to build the life she wants, because L.A. is in a meltdown. 0.98

00:51:42.340 My family, at one point, goes back to, I think, 1902 in New York City.

00:51:47.140 At points, there were hundreds of people on both sides of my family living in New York

00:51:50.380 City.

00:51:50.620 We got one cousin left. 0.90

00:51:52.080 One cousin left.

00:51:53.240 That's it, because everybody fled.

00:51:55.020 My sister was the last real family there during COVID.

00:51:58.280 She, of course, moved to Florida.

00:51:59.340 It's like, so the world is just in a very, very strange position right now, and the future

00:52:04.880 of the country could just look very different.

00:52:06.440 It'll just be like, yeah, there's these horrifically broken cities and backwards places. 1.00

00:52:10.980 And then the places that have Jews. 0.76

00:52:13.240 No, literally.

00:52:14.860 It's the truth.

00:52:15.580 No, and that is the truth.

00:52:16.380 But I think Kanye's song should be number one.

00:52:18.260 Oh, Kanye, yeah.

00:52:19.220 And here's what I think.

00:52:20.320 Yeah.

00:52:20.700 I think they should play it everywhere, where it says, Heil Hitler killed the Jews. 0.98

00:52:24.820 I hate the Jews, but I think they should bleep out when he says the N-word. 0.97

00:52:31.400 That'll really flip them. 1.00

00:52:32.780 That'll really flip them. 0.99

00:52:33.920 Well, the funny thing is, it's so interesting how the language thing, and this is going to

00:52:38.720 break, too.

00:52:39.340 You want to know the next kind of cultural thing that's going to break?

00:52:42.240 You're going to see a lot of white people using the N-word.

00:52:45.140 Oh, yeah.

00:52:45.540 That's going to come.

00:52:46.200 You can feel it.

00:52:47.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:47.680 I feel it.

00:52:48.160 So Kanye puts out this song, and all these people are like, oh, Kanye has this song

00:52:52.180 saying Heil Hitler and the N-word.

00:52:54.080 And it's like, oh, okay.

00:52:54.940 So it's okay to say Heil Hitler, but you still can't say the N-word.

00:52:58.080 That asymmetry doesn't work over time.

00:53:00.420 And then people who are thoughtful, not racist, are suddenly going to be like, wow, words only

00:53:05.300 have power if you give them power.

00:53:07.340 Yeah.

00:53:07.560 And then they're going to start saying it.

00:53:08.680 So Kanye, maybe that's what Kanye wanted to do.

00:53:10.900 He wanted to usher in white people saying the N-word.

00:53:12.840 Maybe that's where we're at.

00:53:13.540 I think he did, absolutely, because that's who he works for.

00:53:17.400 That's what-

00:53:17.980 Wait, who-

00:53:18.320 Nazism is. 0.85

00:53:19.300 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:53:19.980 Is saying the freedom to say the N-word.

00:53:22.080 I think you should write a rap song about the N-word.

00:53:24.800 I want to.

00:53:25.640 If anyone can do it, it's you, sister.

00:53:27.600 I say I never use the N-word unless I'm with my black friends. 0.94

00:53:31.580 Right.

00:53:32.740 Exactly.

00:53:33.400 Can I say a question?

00:53:33.680 But I do call my kids the N-word.

00:53:35.660 Yeah.

00:53:35.980 Well, look at the picture that you have right there.

00:53:37.780 That guy said it a couple of times, and I don't think he thought you were racist.

00:53:40.600 The great Richard Pryor.

00:53:41.620 I was eight months pregnant, and Richard goes, I want you to sit on my lap, and he weighed

00:53:46.260 about 60 pounds, because he was dying.

00:53:48.920 Yeah.

00:53:49.480 And I said, I'm not sitting on you.

00:53:51.720 I'll break you.

00:53:52.860 And he goes, no, you won't.

00:53:54.820 Sit on my lap.

00:53:55.620 I want that picture.

00:53:56.860 So I did.

00:53:58.120 And look at his face.

00:53:59.220 It looks like, oh, Christ, why did I tell her to sit on me?

00:54:02.320 He died three hours later, too.

00:54:03.980 No, I'm kidding.

00:54:05.000 Hey, can I say a question?

00:54:05.980 Because I know we're truncated time.

00:54:07.840 Yeah.

00:54:08.140 You said, when we said, what are we going to do?

00:54:10.120 You said, I have a strategy.

00:54:11.720 I tweeted something this morning, and I never got to it.

00:54:13.740 Oh, yeah.

00:54:14.080 Let's go to your strategy.

00:54:15.040 So to me, the strategy is, and this is what Trump said during the election, which is that

00:54:21.100 his revenge will be success, right?

00:54:23.320 Yeah, he did say that.

00:54:23.760 And I think that's the answer, that if you want to stop whatever these lunatics are doing

00:54:28.480 and this endless Jew thing and whatever is brewing on the right, well, the better America 0.97

00:54:33.480 is doing, the better the world feels, the better the economy is doing and everything

00:54:36.400 else, the crazier they'll seem.

00:54:38.800 Yeah.

00:54:38.980 So I don't want to get into it big time on him, but Tucker, who to me has gone off the

00:54:42.780 deep end of it.

00:54:43.260 Yeah, me too, and I'm so sad.

00:54:45.400 So I would say-

00:54:47.040 I still love that.

00:54:47.540 No, and I like him.

00:54:49.000 We texted last week.

00:54:50.000 I was trying to broker a little peace between him and Ben.

00:54:51.700 I always try to send him Torah things to set him straight, and he always thanks me, but 1.00

00:54:55.840 you know, Tucker, you're going the wrong way.

00:54:59.000 God is a Zionist. 0.91

00:55:00.540 He said, go to Zion.

00:55:01.980 Hello.

00:55:02.840 And by the way, he always says he likes Israel.

00:55:05.080 I mean, he always says that as he's criticizing Israel and criticizing Jews and whatever, but 1.00

00:55:08.180 Well, I criticize Israel like Bibi's an idiot and their government's fucked. 1.00

00:55:13.260 And so, you know, I criticize them all the time, but you know, I don't go, therefore 1.00

00:55:18.700 they shouldn't exist.

00:55:20.360 That's the red line.

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00:56:21.860 Well, of course.

00:56:22.700 But so what I would say about someone like Tucker, and I only bring him up just as, I'm just using

00:56:26.560 him as like a placeholder here, is that if you want him to stop doing whatever it is

00:56:30.720 that he seems to be doing, that we all kind of see that feels gross, the best way to do

00:56:35.160 it is to have America succeed.

00:56:37.460 So on my show, so Phoenix is my producer here, what we do every day on the show is talk about

00:56:42.820 American success.

00:56:43.700 We talk about all of the good things.

00:56:45.560 I don't want everybody, and this is how I genuinely feel, but I also think it's a good

00:56:49.880 tactic.

00:56:50.780 It's like if people start looking around and they're like, boy, Trump came in and we did

00:56:54.640 close the border, and we are getting the fentanyl off the streets.

00:56:57.520 Inflation is down.

00:56:58.620 Inflation is down, and yeah, we are getting better trade deals. 0.97

00:57:01.500 Oh, and they're chopping off less kids' genitals. 1.00

00:57:04.380 And that could be Tucker right now. 0.98

00:57:05.900 He's not happy with us.

00:57:07.240 With Qatar. 0.94

00:57:08.300 But if you basically just show people, boy, things, we almost ended it. 0.97

00:57:14.220 That's how fucking close we were. 0.90

00:57:15.700 Yeah, we were. 1.00

00:57:16.240 With that crazy woman. 1.00

00:57:16.860 We were this close. 0.92

00:57:17.640 Yeah, we were, exactly.

00:57:19.720 And it's like, but we didn't.

00:57:20.940 And things are really good.

00:57:21.720 To me, that's the best force field against this thing, because then for all the guys,

00:57:25.680 and I don't mean this about Tucker, but for whatever that crew is that is just doing this,

00:57:29.440 oh my God, every day we're going to unearth history, and Churchill's bad, and all these

00:57:33.140 things, it'll just feel crazy to people.

00:57:35.580 People will be like, well, wait a minute.

00:57:36.880 Things are actually pretty good in my life.

00:57:38.540 That's a good point.

00:57:39.240 My kids can go to school again without having their nuts cut off, and blah, blah, blah.

00:57:42.800 Like, that is the thing.

00:57:44.520 Like, it's a low bar. 1.00

00:57:45.460 Yeah, no shit. 1.00

00:57:46.160 It's a low bar. 1.00

00:57:46.760 No shit. 1.00

00:57:47.260 But a lot of the Jew hate is when people do struggle economically. 1.00

00:57:50.300 Yeah. 0.75

00:57:50.520 That's when it really starts gaining power, because it's like, oh, the Jews are making 1.00

00:57:53.480 me poor and work my shift at Walmart.

00:57:55.120 Inflation's up. 1.00

00:57:55.680 Time to hate the Jews again. 1.00

00:57:57.040 Yeah, right. 0.95

00:57:57.480 So look, success is good for everybody, and that's why I think, that's why Trump is so

00:58:02.020 good.

00:58:02.460 Trump cares about success.

00:58:04.380 Yes.

00:58:04.660 I was at the University of Austin last night, and somebody was asking me about, well, Trump

00:58:08.600 doesn't like trans people. 0.99

00:58:10.860 And I was like, Trump, you know, 10 years ago when the trans thing started, remember they 1.00

00:58:14.300 asked Trump before he was president, they asked him about it, and he was like, this was just

00:58:17.860 his off-the-cuff answer.

00:58:19.060 He was like, you know, I build hotels.

00:58:20.480 If you tell me I can put one bathroom in the lobby, I'll be thrilled.

00:58:23.340 Like, that's Trump.

00:58:24.680 Yeah.

00:58:24.960 And I think, and that actually is America, too.

00:58:27.240 We don't really care.

00:58:28.840 No, we don't care. 1.00

00:58:29.280 Who you marry or what you wear or any of that shit. 1.00

00:58:31.920 But if you break everything else, then people really start focusing on that crazy shit. 1.00

00:58:36.220 Or leave us alone. 1.00

00:58:37.000 Leave our children alone.

00:58:37.900 Do what you want.

00:58:38.540 Leave us alone.

00:58:39.320 Right, exactly.

00:58:39.960 Exactly.

00:58:39.980 Don't bring the kids into it.

00:58:41.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:41.560 You're a fat fuck, and you need to go on a diet. 1.00

00:58:44.900 That'll solve 90% of your stress. 1.00

00:58:47.340 No, it really will.

00:58:47.960 You know, most trans issues have to do with trans fats, I think.

00:58:51.540 I do.

00:58:52.540 It's margarine.

00:58:53.400 This is all margarine related.

00:58:55.020 I do.

00:58:56.000 Who knows what we eat makes us, like, not know what sex we are. 0.97

00:58:59.540 I mean, that's like Alex Jones was saying, that, you know, you lick the toads, you become 1.00

00:59:03.320 gay. 0.99

00:59:03.980 So it's, you know, I never licked a toad, though. 0.99

00:59:06.800 No, I never licked a toad either.

00:59:08.280 But it's true.

00:59:09.220 We don't know.

00:59:09.880 Now, you know what's in a tomato is fish and a fish DNA is in a tomato now.

00:59:15.600 So it's shinier.

00:59:16.260 To make it look shiny. 1.00

00:59:17.840 GMOs and shit. 1.00

00:59:18.460 They fucked with everything. 1.00

00:59:19.760 Oh, man. 1.00

00:59:20.280 So, you know.

00:59:20.880 No wonder you're on 30 Acres here.

00:59:22.060 Are you just growing all your own food now?

00:59:23.540 Yeah, we're going to try.

00:59:24.540 I did that in Hawaii, too.

00:59:25.720 Yeah, no, I remember.

00:59:26.600 We do take out a lot.

00:59:27.220 Because that's really the battleground is food, I think.

00:59:29.400 I think that show was great, by the way.

00:59:30.980 Thank you.

00:59:31.260 I really loved it.

00:59:32.440 And that was before we knew each other.

00:59:33.920 That's what you were doing right before that.

00:59:35.400 Yeah.

00:59:35.880 Oh, I thought it was great, too.

00:59:37.060 I thought it was so much fun just to see you out of the box.

00:59:40.760 It was fun.

00:59:41.700 Now I'm doing a new show, you know.

00:59:43.100 What are you doing?

00:59:43.640 Top secret.

00:59:43.940 I'll send it to you.

00:59:44.700 Top secret.

00:59:45.040 Oh.

00:59:45.900 I'm doing a new show, and it's so funny because it's about God.

00:59:50.420 And, you know, here's my advice to the world, and especially to Jews. 1.00

00:59:57.580 You've got to bring more God into it because there's no way out without God.

01:00:01.600 That's my opinion.

01:00:02.580 Yeah.

01:00:03.020 As a Jew, we've got to get more God into it and stop thinking we are smarter than God.

01:00:10.560 That's our downfall.

01:00:12.340 Yeah.

01:00:12.540 And I think that's why people are mad at the Jews because you're not talking about God enough.

01:00:19.020 I think that's right.

01:00:20.360 Yeah.

01:00:20.740 I think that's right.

01:00:21.580 I really do.

01:00:22.260 You know, I toured with Jordan Peterson for a year and a half.

01:00:24.620 I love him.

01:00:25.140 And even though Jordan was mostly doing things, it was interesting with Jordan because he does a lot of stuff from like a purely secular scientific perspective because he's a psychologist, a psychiatrist.

01:00:35.300 But then he also obviously is bringing in all of the biblical stories and all those things.

01:00:40.500 So he does both things.

01:00:41.480 He's like, you know, sit up straight with your shoulders back, clean your room.

01:00:44.420 That's kind of secular.

01:00:45.260 But then it's also like he's connecting the story of Abraham.

01:00:48.740 Why did he leave the tent as an old man to go on the adventure of life? 1.00

01:00:51.720 So then he brings in all this biblical stuff.

01:00:53.620 And I think you're completely right about this.

01:00:55.420 Jews, for some reason, except for Orthodox Jews, but that's not what sort of scales at a cultural level. 1.00

01:01:01.320 Yeah, they're crazy. 1.00

01:01:02.300 Well, they're crazy or they have their beliefs and they keep it to themselves and that's it. 0.96

01:01:05.500 But like in a secular sense, like I do think it would be good for I think in general, it would be good for people to talk about their relationship with God more.

01:01:14.300 It doesn't mean you have to force people to believe what you believe or bow to you or your God. 0.97

01:01:19.380 But I think talking about it a little bit more because otherwise we just get left with all of the crazy shit. 0.98

01:01:24.380 You literally have a five-year-old that one day is like, OK, I'm a girl. 1.00

01:01:27.540 And you're like, OK, let's chemically castrate you because why the hell not? 0.94

01:01:31.160 So there is something there that has to. 0.99

01:01:33.360 So especially for Jews, we're that's what we're about.

01:01:38.420 That's why we are what we are.

01:01:40.020 So is that why we're celebrating all these holidays with the marginal food?

01:01:43.820 Yeah, that's why.

01:01:44.800 That's why.

01:01:45.160 I mean, that is it.

01:01:45.980 It's going on.

01:01:46.900 They almost killed us again.

01:01:48.340 God helped us out.

01:01:49.280 Let's eat.

01:01:49.820 Because we turned back to him.

01:01:51.520 That's why he saved us.

01:01:53.140 So I think that that's where we are.

01:01:54.880 We're at in history is, well, we've got to turn back and open our eyes and realize it's really not about us.

01:02:02.620 It's about him.

01:02:04.640 And that's a big ego lesson for Jews. 1.00

01:02:07.920 But it's one that we have to embrace because it's bigger than us.

01:02:15.000 You know, and I think that's why there is anti-Semitism, because we're not talking enough about that.

01:02:20.300 That's what we're here for.

01:02:21.360 Do you think it's crazy if I if I was talking to 1989 Roseanne and was like, this is where you're going to be in 2025 talking about this stuff, doing this stuff, living here.

01:02:33.400 Do you think you would even like remotely believe that?

01:02:36.100 Yeah, because I knew when I was three that I was going to have my own TV show.

01:02:40.000 Well, I didn't know that the Nazis were going to take it away from me, but I knew I was twice. 0.85

01:02:45.820 Yeah, basically.

01:02:47.040 And I knew but I knew I was going to I knew I wanted to talk about love in the in my show and funny stuff.

01:02:54.920 But and I knew I was going to face I knew I was going to be like Daniel in the lion's den.

01:03:01.840 But I knew that I was going to win.

01:03:05.360 And I knew that I was going to come out talking about a larger truth, which is big love, that it's our weapon, that nothing can touch it, that it is almighty powerful.

01:03:20.860 And it's how we fight because we love God.

01:03:26.280 And that's our strength and that's our protection.

01:03:29.720 And that's why we've lasted these four thousand years, because we love him and he loves us in return.

01:03:36.260 But if we don't love him, why should he give a damn about us?

01:03:40.120 Yeah.

01:03:40.420 Well, it's a two way street.

01:03:41.720 Yeah.

01:03:42.320 Yeah.

01:03:42.580 And that's the funny thing with you.

01:03:43.880 It's like so now you're around all these right wing, you know, these right wing crazy people and people Roseanne is a conservative or a right winger.

01:03:51.980 And it's like I remember literally you'll probably know the year. 0.96

01:03:54.840 I remember watching Roseanne when you you had literally the first gay kiss ever on television.

01:04:01.440 Mariel Hemingway. 0.76

01:04:02.240 Mariel Hemingway.

01:04:02.940 Yeah.

01:04:03.580 Do you remember what year that was?

01:04:04.840 Maybe 90s?

01:04:05.640 No, something like that.

01:04:07.180 Yeah, something early 90s.

01:04:08.480 Yeah.

01:04:08.680 But like but you so in that sense, you were the best kind of progressive because you were showing people what equality actually is and that there are these people who may be a little different than us, but they deserve respect.

01:04:20.520 And you did that with Sandra Bernhardt's character as well.

01:04:23.840 Like you did all of this stuff for for true actual equality and liberalism and then flash all these years later.

01:04:31.160 Yeah, like my reboot coming back was the most progressive thing that was ever on TV because, you know, we had Muslim neighbors and I got all these awards.

01:04:40.160 But the tweet.

01:04:41.700 I knew that was not going to last.

01:04:43.260 Yeah, I knew they bought me every.

01:04:45.520 Oh, my God.

01:04:46.460 They were pissed.

01:04:46.860 Louis C.K. called me.

01:04:47.980 He goes, you got you hit every target.

01:04:51.080 Yeah.

01:04:51.740 Congratulations.

01:04:52.180 But the idea that somehow they wanted to frame you as racist.

01:04:55.980 Yeah.

01:04:56.200 And I remember tweeting about it like that day. 0.98

01:04:58.200 I was like, look, ABC can do whatever the fuck they want. 0.98

01:05:00.520 Like, I can't tell them what to do. 0.97

01:05:01.780 But the idea that you somehow were magically racist, just putting aside knowing you as a person, just like if you were to like look at your body of work.

01:05:10.080 Yeah. 0.70

01:05:10.480 Of the people you were talking to for literally four decades or three decades or something before that, that somehow, yes, you really thought Valerie Jarrett was a monkey. 0.98

01:05:19.720 Like, it was so fucking insane. 0.97

01:05:21.920 But that was the height. 0.98

01:05:23.040 In some ways, that might have been the pinnacle.

01:05:25.240 Maybe not quite the pinnacle, but like it was getting pretty close to the pinnacle of like the true like lunacy of cancel culture.

01:05:31.820 You were pretty much right in. 0.50

01:05:32.960 It was the big ass beginning of it. 0.82

01:05:37.340 And I think. 0.95

01:05:38.140 Right.

01:05:38.280 It wasn't the pinnacle.

01:05:38.840 It was still on the way up.

01:05:39.880 Yeah.

01:05:40.080 It was just before the 2018 midterm.

01:05:42.040 Right.

01:05:42.280 It was before COVID.

01:05:43.180 Yeah.

01:05:43.640 And they were like, we can't have her around because we're going to launch COVID and steal the 2020 election. 0.96

01:05:49.060 And she'll tell everybody not to get the shots. 0.93

01:05:51.760 And we got to get rid of her.

01:05:53.400 But in retrospect, isn't it insane that they even let you back in in the first place?

01:05:56.760 That's what I always said.

01:05:58.080 Because that's why I knew.

01:05:59.140 I didn't know you were going to tweet about Valerie Jarrett.

01:06:00.800 But I was just like, I know Roseanne well enough at this point that like the idea she's going to be on this sitcom set and be able to control it enough. 0.98

01:06:08.420 And I had just seen you.

01:06:09.820 I know, right?

01:06:10.500 You did a couple of guest shots on that show.

01:06:13.660 Cristal.

01:06:14.400 Yeah.

01:06:15.040 Christina.

01:06:15.780 Christina.

01:06:16.600 And you brought me there once and I watched you there.

01:06:18.740 And I just remember thinking like what you were doing on that set was so wildly different than the woman that I know.

01:06:25.780 I was like, there is no way this can work.

01:06:28.300 Putting aside the tweet and everything else.

01:06:29.720 I was like, they can't control her.

01:06:31.540 Yeah.

01:06:32.300 Well, they thought they could.

01:06:34.520 But at least the other people kept going with the show and got some money off it.

01:06:37.280 Yeah.

01:06:37.540 Well, yeah.

01:06:38.840 I mean, they made it work for them.

01:06:41.680 Silver lining.

01:06:42.460 They made it work for them.

01:06:43.500 Yeah.

01:06:43.700 But I think that, you know, why I did it and what it meant, I was waiting.

01:06:50.720 I thought it would only be a year before everyone would understand what it meant.

01:06:54.860 And now it's like into the eighth year.

01:06:57.100 They're just starting to understand.

01:06:59.740 Wait, is it still on?

01:07:01.400 No.

01:07:01.600 It just wrapped.

01:07:02.580 Oh, it just wrapped.

01:07:03.300 No, but I'm talking about my tweet.

01:07:05.200 We're in the eighth year of that.

01:07:06.720 Oh, whoa, whoa.

01:07:07.140 I thought you meant the eighth year of the sitcom.

01:07:08.780 Jesus.

01:07:08.840 No, it went on for seven years.

01:07:09.880 No, it just wrapped.

01:07:10.840 Wow, that's crazy.

01:07:12.060 I didn't even know it was on either.

01:07:13.940 But the eighth year of the tweet, and just now, it took eight years, and people are just

01:07:21.000 now going, oh, I get what you mean.

01:07:24.980 Because I said, no, it's about Iran.

01:07:26.960 Yeah.

01:07:27.140 And so now they're just starting to say, oh, Muslim Brotherhood, and Iran, and, you know,

01:07:34.040 Planet of the Apes.

01:07:35.220 Because Planet of the Apes, which I always say, and people are like, huh?

01:07:38.800 The Jews are white people, you know. 0.92

01:07:42.460 But Planet of the Apes, Rod Serling himself, who wrote it, said, the apes are the Jews in 0.72

01:07:53.220 Germany.

01:07:54.680 And I love, just last week, the Muslims came out and said, as they do believe that Jews 0.83

01:08:02.000 are evolved from, you know, Jews are apes. 1.00

01:08:05.240 Yeah. 0.93

01:08:05.740 And dogs.

01:08:06.320 Mehdi Hassan, the guy who used to work at MSNBC, he's on video saying that.

01:08:10.440 They do believe we're apes.

01:08:11.760 And Planet of the Apes was about the fascist crackdown on Jews in Germany.

01:08:16.620 Yeah.

01:08:16.880 I just rewatched the first three.

01:08:18.380 And Planet of the Apes is the very same thing, Iran's bankrolling October 7th. 0.98

01:08:25.640 And that's what I meant, and it happened. 0.99

01:08:28.720 And so, you know, that they would reduce it down to saying, she said, black people's licks 1.00

01:08:33.580 like a monkey. 1.00

01:08:35.300 I mean, that's how fucking stupid and evil they are. 1.00

01:08:37.860 But I was right, and it was a prophecy for the dark. 1.00

01:08:43.040 Yeah.

01:08:43.220 But now it's like, well, it was all exposed.

01:08:47.000 Obama is the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.99

01:08:49.640 Valerie Jarrett's his brain. 1.00

01:08:51.440 They can all go fuck theirself, because Trump got back in. 1.00

01:08:54.660 And Iran, amazingly, has gone Christian, and they're not going to put up with that shit. 1.00

01:09:01.620 Well, that's the crazy part, is that the mullahs only have a certain amount of time. 0.99

01:09:05.840 Remember, during Obama, you're right, when they were having major, major uprisings, and

01:09:10.400 Obama basically wouldn't say a word, because he kind of wanted them to be installed there.

01:09:14.640 But they could fall at any minute.

01:09:16.920 That's the beauty.

01:09:17.940 You know, in the end, all of these people that hate Israel right now, if we get to some

01:09:21.620 kind of peace thing, even if it's only a seven out of ten year situation, they're all going

01:09:25.460 to owe Israel, because Israel took out Hezbollah, so that freed Lebanon. 0.58

01:09:29.000 That's right.

01:09:29.360 Israel basically, even though it was the U.S.

01:09:31.140 And the Lebanese thanked them, like the Druze. 1.00

01:09:34.620 The Lebanese, which used to be, I think it was 85% Christian, which is now, I think,

01:09:39.180 about 30% Christian. 0.97

01:09:40.260 Because they killed them.

01:09:41.120 They got rid of the Houthis, in essence. 0.61

01:09:43.260 And it will be because Israel stood up to this, took out the Iranian proxies, that Iran 0.97

01:09:49.600 either will fold or will be forced to kneel, one way or another.

01:09:53.940 So that's, again, why I just think there's some wins here, if everyone just takes a breath.

01:09:57.700 There are some big wins, because the biggest win, of course, is that Trump got in.

01:10:02.340 Yeah.

01:10:02.880 And, you know, I pray for him every day, that he'll stay true to what God puts in his head,

01:10:09.860 and he doesn't let anybody flatter him out of it, because, you know, he loves flattery.

01:10:15.420 That's my concern.

01:10:16.560 But, you know, I hope he stays strong and that God talks loudly in his head and his heart and his ear.

01:10:23.560 Because he does have, I think, he has the potential to change everything in the world.

01:10:31.360 And it is as simple as, just leave the Jews alone. 0.88

01:10:34.880 Yeah.

01:10:35.480 And you can have everything.

01:10:37.140 Wouldn't that, that's a good, that's a good line.

01:10:39.320 And that's kind of what he said, actually, in the speech.

01:10:42.280 He basically was like, if you guys want, he didn't want to just, like, make it about Israel.

01:10:45.440 So I don't even know that he said, did he even say Israel once?

01:10:47.680 I'm not even sure.

01:10:48.400 I think he did to Saudi Arabia.

01:10:49.820 Oh, maybe once.

01:10:50.520 But the implication really was, if you guys just want this to stop, it's just up to you.

01:10:55.260 Just stop hating these guys.

01:10:56.720 You're not going to kill another 8 million Jews and then the 2 million Arabs that live there, too.

01:11:01.600 It's just not going to happen.

01:11:02.840 So just get over that. 0.94

01:11:04.380 I know it would be tough, and you're going to have to go home and tell your wife you're not killing the Jews anymore.

01:11:08.220 But, like, if you just do that, they're not going to.

01:11:11.520 So, yeah, it's probably a 7 to 10 year thing.

01:11:14.520 Wait, can we talk about something else for just a second?

01:11:16.160 I know we're super tight, and really, it's so good seeing you.

01:11:21.140 It's so good seeing you, too.

01:11:22.800 I just think you'll love this story.

01:11:24.220 So I had David Zucker on a couple weeks ago.

01:11:27.080 Oh, yeah, he's funny.

01:11:28.300 You know, David, creator of Airplane and Naked Gun and Scary Movie and all those things.

01:11:31.360 So he's like, to me, he's probably the greatest comedy writer of all time.

01:11:34.760 He really is.

01:11:35.980 And we've become friends.

01:11:37.500 He's like-minded politically, even though we didn't talk about that much politics stuff.

01:11:41.500 Yeah, and he basically has been blackballed from the industry because he did a video with PragerU.

01:11:45.800 And so you'll see why you love the story.

01:11:49.240 Anyway, so you know they're rebooting Naked Gun, and it's coming out August 1st.

01:11:53.120 Did you see this?

01:11:53.840 No.

01:11:54.440 So they're rebooting Naked Gun, and guess who's playing Leslie Nielsen?

01:11:58.540 A black woman. 1.00

01:11:59.400 Not you. 0.98

01:12:00.040 Black Leslie. 0.71

01:12:00.480 No, it's not me.

01:12:01.820 Liam Neeson.

01:12:03.100 Oh, that's good.

01:12:04.060 So that is, it actually feels kind of good, right?

01:12:06.280 Because it's sort of like Leslie-

01:12:07.340 Is he involved in it?

01:12:07.780 Is he funny?

01:12:08.040 Leslie was only serious until Airplane, right?

01:12:12.080 Right.

01:12:12.220 So it's a kind of similar thing.

01:12:13.460 Liam is now like the serious, you know.

01:12:15.160 He can do it, too.

01:12:16.320 He can do that witty, serious, straight man thing.

01:12:21.460 Is Zucker involved?

01:12:23.140 Is he involved in that?

01:12:23.800 No, so this is why I'm telling you the story.

01:12:25.120 That's why I was a black lesbian. 1.00

01:12:25.840 So it's coming out August 1st.

01:12:28.360 I think it's Paramount.

01:12:29.860 When they decided to do it, he wrote the script with Pat Proft and his brother.

01:12:33.960 Oh, cool.

01:12:34.000 I love Pat Proft.

01:12:34.840 Yeah, like brilliant.

01:12:35.920 That's funny.

01:12:36.440 You know, a lot of times with David now, I'll quote something from Airplane or from Naked

01:12:40.040 Gun.

01:12:40.320 And almost every time, he's like, I can't take credit for that.

01:12:43.220 That was Pat.

01:12:44.060 That was Pat, who was a comic.

01:12:45.200 I didn't know he was a standout before that.

01:12:46.660 Yeah.

01:12:47.680 Anyway, he wrote the script.

01:12:49.860 The three of them wrote the script.

01:12:51.820 And I think it's Paramount.

01:12:53.280 Maybe it's Warner Brothers.

01:12:54.680 They didn't want to work with them, either because of politics or he's 77 now.

01:12:59.020 He's too old.

01:12:59.460 Whatever it is.

01:12:59.960 So they gave it to Seth MacFarlane.

01:13:02.200 Seth MacFarlane.

01:13:02.920 Oh, that's great.

01:13:04.140 No, I don't like him.

01:13:05.060 Except that he's kind of woke.

01:13:06.900 He's kind of part of the machine.

01:13:08.500 Blah, blah, blah.

01:13:09.160 I hate it already.

01:13:09.880 So anyway, David gave me the script, the real script to the rebooted Naked Gun. 0.95

01:13:14.980 And it's fucking hilarious. 0.96

01:13:16.820 Oh, boy. 0.98

01:13:17.700 And he wants to make it.

01:13:19.060 Let's do it.

01:13:19.560 He wants to make it, but it can't be called Naked Gun because they're making Naked Gun.

01:13:22.640 It's coming out in two months.

01:13:24.200 But I read it, and it's amazing.

01:13:26.340 And I want to help him make the real Naked Gun.

01:13:28.580 Can we help with that?

01:13:29.260 Yeah.

01:13:29.460 I want to be in on it.

01:13:31.340 Yeah.

01:13:31.940 All right.

01:13:32.500 I'm going to talk to him.

01:13:33.300 We'll get you the script, and you should read it.

01:13:34.840 I mean, I read it on a plane, and I was hysterically laughing for an hour.

01:13:39.280 And I was sitting next to this Swedish or, I don't know, Finnish woman next to me.

01:13:43.060 What do you read?

01:13:44.160 What do you read?

01:13:44.640 Like, I was crying laughing.

01:13:46.000 Oh, I love that so much.

01:13:46.860 It was just so beautiful and such a, you know, like the OJ stuff.

01:13:50.840 And it was just, oh.

01:13:52.440 Oh, my God.

01:13:53.180 I've got to have you read my script.

01:13:54.920 I'm doing six of them.

01:13:56.560 Six?

01:13:57.060 Uh-huh.

01:13:57.340 Six episodes.

01:13:58.260 Of The God Show.

01:13:59.920 Yeah.

01:14:00.380 It's not really a God Show.

01:14:01.160 How are you doing a scripted show at this point?

01:14:03.060 Come on.

01:14:03.320 How are you doing a scripted show?

01:14:04.460 It's top secret.

01:14:05.380 I own it, and I'm doing it all myself.

01:14:07.720 No, but I mean, how do you stick to a script?

01:14:09.800 Like, that seems very weird.

01:14:10.660 Oh, I have a cattle prod in Thorazine.

01:14:12.640 I'm a Jewish handler.

01:14:14.100 Because it's everything I always wanted to do.

01:14:16.620 Yeah.

01:14:17.080 It's good.

01:14:17.460 You wouldn't let me do.

01:14:19.180 And it's really funny.

01:14:21.420 I think it's the funniest stuff I've ever done.

01:14:23.920 I have to agree.

01:14:24.660 And I'm doing it with people that work for Adam Sandler's show.

01:14:29.160 They made all his movies.

01:14:30.740 Yeah.

01:14:31.100 And my old writing partner from Roseanne.

01:14:33.980 And it's really funny.

01:14:36.120 It's about a family of preppers.

01:14:39.720 Ah, it's a great idea.

01:14:41.040 Yeah.

01:14:41.160 I mean, right now.

01:14:41.600 Say no more.

01:14:42.240 I mean, it's basically, clearly, it's taking place here in the downtown.

01:14:45.300 I kind of, and Hawaii.

01:14:46.860 We don't grow fruit here. 0.97

01:14:47.940 We go to fucking Jersey Mike's and get sandwiches. 0.99

01:14:49.800 No. 0.99

01:14:50.160 Oh, that's funny.

01:14:50.800 But in Hawaii, I was a prepper.

01:14:53.360 Yeah.

01:14:53.560 So I put all that in it.

01:14:55.420 And I'm going to send it to you.

01:14:57.020 You'll give me your opinion, right?

01:14:58.400 Yeah, of course.

01:14:59.060 Of course. 0.98

01:14:59.400 It's so funny and ridiculous. 0.95

01:15:01.540 Yeah. 0.80

01:15:02.060 But anyway, we're wrapping up because we went over our time.

01:15:04.760 Hand signal.

01:15:05.480 I know.

01:15:05.820 If I didn't have 20, I'm doing, you know, Austin's like the podcast capital of the world right

01:15:09.340 now.

01:15:09.520 Yeah.

01:15:09.680 So I'm doing like 20 shows today.

01:15:10.540 Thank you for coming out here.

01:15:11.340 I know it's like an hour driving the way.

01:15:13.040 Thank you so much.

01:15:13.680 It's really great to see you guys.

01:15:15.040 So lovely to see you, but I want to wrap it up like this.

01:15:17.280 I remember sitting there with you and going, we have to fight.

01:15:21.260 And we did.

01:15:22.860 And you did.

01:15:24.400 And look it.

01:15:25.500 And now here we are again, ground zero.

01:15:27.720 We have to fight smart.

01:15:29.120 We have to bring, we have to talk about God.

01:15:31.660 Yeah.

01:15:32.360 And here we go again, right?

01:15:34.800 Round two.

01:15:35.620 If it doesn't work out this time, we're going to do this in 10 years from now.

01:15:37.880 And it's going to be way more remote than this.

01:15:40.320 Yeah.

01:15:40.540 In a camp.

01:15:41.340 Yeah.

01:15:41.980 Oh, right.

01:15:42.560 Exactly.

01:15:43.040 We'll be in the gulag together.

01:15:44.560 So it's either gulag together or basically.

01:15:47.520 No, we'll be in the tunnel somewhere.

01:15:49.200 In the tunnel.

01:15:50.280 Well, that's a dark ending.

01:15:51.900 No, no.

01:15:52.520 We'll be sitting on top of, we'll be sitting on top of.

01:15:57.080 Masada with.

01:15:57.840 Yes.

01:15:58.280 Yes.

01:15:58.820 We'll be on the Temple Mount.

01:16:02.780 And it'll just be all shiny.

01:16:04.900 And there'll be peace and love all over the earth.

01:16:08.000 In 10 years.

01:16:09.400 What do you say, Dave?

01:16:09.900 The immortal words of rainbow sun.

01:16:10.720 You should really save that one.

01:16:13.100 I thought you were going to say pile of ashes.

01:16:13.900 I love you, Dave.

01:16:14.680 I love you.

01:16:15.280 It's really great to see you.

01:16:16.320 So great to see you.

01:16:17.020 Yeah.

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - May 16, 2025

New Enemy. Same Beast w⧸ Dave Rubin ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #099

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