New Enemy. Same Beast w⧸ Dave Rubin ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #099
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 17 minutes
Words per Minute
203.31155
Hate Speech Sentences
128
Summary
Dave Rubin is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster. He's been in the business for a long time and is one of the funniest and smartest people I've ever met. And he's a genius.
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Greetings, Earthlings and humans and non-humans, whatever you are.
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And also, of course, animals, the most highly attuned of all living beings, of all living souls,
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because they, unlike human beings, don't have to bullshit themselves in order to feel the joy of life.
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Well, as you know, I love to speak to geniuses.
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And, you know, my guest today is a real genius.
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And I kind of have known him for a really long time.
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And I have to say that I was there when I recognized him as a budding genius.
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It was at a party at Kelly's house, Kelly Carlin, her dad being George Carlin,
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and one of her very fun parties in Los Angeles.
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And I began to quasi-mentor or whatever the hell you call it, befriend him.
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And I'm thinking of the last time we saw each other was nine years ago.
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And we plotted and planned and discussed the world.
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And it became exactly what we said it was going to become.
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But anyways, I'm excited for my guest, Dave Rubin.
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When I was in the car just now looking, I was like, when is the last time I saw her?
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We've done shows since then, and we've chatted and that kind of thing.
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But it was October of 2016, and I was using your studio.
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And you really freaking helped us for those few months when we were in between gigs.
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And that night at Kelly's, a lot of weed that night.
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And when Roseanne Barr brings her weed, you know it's going to be a screwy night.
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You pressing the ludicrous button down a freaking, like, basic street.
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And I thought we were going to go through a house.
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Oh, I forgot about that because I said you want to ride in a Tesla.
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And that was when ludicrous, like, had a button.
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You pressed a button, and the car just freaking exploded.
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It was also, like, at the beginning of Tesla where you could just press a button and ask it for any music.
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I love Frankie Valli, who I just interviewed, by the way, a couple weeks ago.
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Listening to Frankie with Roseanne Barr stoned at George Carlin's daughter's house.
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That was the last time, but I'm thinking of all the previous times.
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We're not going to get in trouble if I say anything about Chunk Fat-Ass, are we?
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You know, I'm on the show with him, but he's like really trying to piss me off because
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He keeps saying these like pointedly anti-Semitic things to me.
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No, when I say that you rescued me, I really do mean that.
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So I was at the Young Turks for like a year and a half.
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And then I started just seeing through it very quickly.
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Because, you know, when you're in the belly of the beast, once you see it, you can't unsee
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So it was, yes, there was this obsessive hatred.
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It's like, oh, I'm going to get in there and let you know how my naked, raw hatred.
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But they start real slow, like, say your people, they start with one of those, right?
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And then once you're in the abyss, it's your decision to get out of the abyss or not.
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So I just, it was, you know, there was always like this obsessively insane hatred of Israel,
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which putting aside Jew or anything else, like it's the only place in the Middle East, even
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now that actually is a democracy that respects women, that respects religious minorities,
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that protects the religious sites, all of these things.
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And I was like, wait a minute, you guys are progressive and the place you hate on earth
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the most is the one quasi-progressive place in the Middle East.
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This is, I assume in Austin, you have to smoke a cigarette and have some wine at 10
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You know, I'm changing the name of this podcast.
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It is a Roseanne Bard podcast, but I want to change it to Roseanne gets drunk and then
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tells everyone what the fuck she really thinks.
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That's a little long for the meta stuff, but I think you could put that under the title
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So I don't know that it needs to be in the title.
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I love this conversation so much and I think it's so needed and I'm so delighted to be
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So Ma, I know that, you know, you and I like our cocktails, shall we say.
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And they sent this to us and I'm laughing because, you know, when we talked about this
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I'm fine with just my alcohol, but I took this the other day and had one of the most
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I had one of the most amazing experiences in my life because I basically got like the
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edge off that alcohol gives me and a little bit high that when I used to smoke weed that
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But inside, I was buzzing and feeling really fucking good.
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And nobody else was even seeing it then because it was like chic and I was lefty too.
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And point it out amongst all the nations of the world.
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I mean, you ever sat down with five Jews, you get 20 opinions.
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There's probably no one really, except like the true like Nazi haters.
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That's like the history of the Jews is criticizing to ultimately make a better society and make
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But this obsessive focus, no matter what happens.
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But how did Chunk break you down and try to get into your soul?
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He's like, first he's going, well, you agree, Dave, that Israel does, Israel isn't perfect.
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And then, of course, you're like, well, of course they're not perfect because there are
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no perfect people and there's no perfect countries or anything else.
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I remember I was on air with them around 2014, one of the summer wars, and it was me against
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And it was all my, you know, they were my bosses too because Cenk was technically my boss
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and Steve, the CEO, he was my boss and the other ones.
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And I just remember it was just endless nonsense.
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It was obvious they didn't understand the history.
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They didn't know that a nation of Palestine never existed, that a people known as the
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They knew nothing about the British mandate or the, like, we could do all the history.
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But you know what it's like, like, you've been on enough shows over the years when you're
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I was also kind of at the beginning of my career, so I wasn't as polished.
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I was like, I don't know, am I going to be fired at the end of this and then be on the
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Something about gas chambers, go to the gas chambers.
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Well, that notion also, I mean, the fact that people now talk about Zionism, you know,
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you see all these people, the Twitterati that are always going off on Zionists.
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It's like a Zionist is just someone that believes Jews have a right to a state, a state that is
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literally smaller than New Jersey, that has virtually no natural resources, that they've
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Yeah, that has their sacred ancestors buried in it.
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Sacred, not only their sacred ancestors, but all the other religions that they are the
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I was in Jerusalem about a year ago, post-October 7th.
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I went to Israel and to walk through the old city.
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Well, it was so cool because what we did was we walked from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre,
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That's where Jesus got crucified and they believe may be buried.
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And then we walked in the old city through, you know, the Arab quarter, which was definitely
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And our Israeli security guy was not happy that we did it.
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And you know how the whole city just kind of changes at that point.
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You see these religious guys in hats running because they got to get home before Shabbat.
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And then you see women in burqas going the other way and everyone's and no one's for
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It's about a 12 minute walk to go from the holiest site in Christianity to the holiest site in Judaism.
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And I tried to say hello to people of all different religions and everything.
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And it's like, that's the type of thing that people should be talking about from the Middle
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East, not all this other like endless bullshit that they throw at us constantly.
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Well, because they really want, they really do want to destroy democracy.
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Oh, it has nothing to do with Israel in the end.
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It's such an insult to them that, you know, a woman can show.
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You think, you think that from like the left broadly, or you think that from like just
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Because I always say there's Muslims and then there are Islamicists.
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I think you know about that, that Dallas, what was it called?
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Apparently, I put a lot of pressure on there because, you know, I have a big mouth, Dave,
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And I don't pussyfoot around like, say, some world leaders.
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Because of course, you know, when you buy land under fraudulent terms, people can look
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It would be like you buying 400 acres here and turning it into everyone has to, you
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know, pay 25% to Roseanne and pray to me and all that stuff, which I know you're working
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Right now you bought it and everyone has to pray to Roseanne.
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But let me just say, so I go through all that stuff and then you saved me.
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I just asked you the right questions and I said, well, what are you going to do?
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I remember you said, I should quit, but I don't have anywhere.
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You've got a voice and, you know, people listen to you and just walk away and build your
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And it took about three meetings and you were scared.
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I said, ask Chunk, what about the Armenian massacre?
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I don't know if I had, I guess I had just left because then it was the hundredth.
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The hundredth anniversary of the Armenian genocide.
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And there were, there were billboards all over actually driving to your house.
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I used to pass a billboard that was about the hundredth anniversary of the Armenian genocide,
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which is actually where Hitler got the idea for the Holocaust, for the extermination of
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And that of course was his red line and doesn't want, you know, and then, and then like,
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you know, it's like one of these things, once you see the little bit of fakery around these
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people, then you see that everything is fake, that none of the policies make sense, that
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And that wasn't it based in them obscuring their little genocides that they got away with
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Well, the reason every conspiracy theory ends with the Jews is that everything has to end
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Because otherwise we'd all be like spinning off into oblivion all the time.
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So at the end of every conspiracy theory is the Jews, right?
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So if, if the, they released the JFK files and there's nothing about the Jews, they go,
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that's the proof that it was the Jews because there was nothing there.
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Or if they say something about 9-11 or they say something about whatever it might be.
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Or if the Jews get massacred and mass murdered.
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Well, see, it was the Jews setting that up so nobody would know that they're in power of
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The Jews who have all this power live in the one nation on earth that is endlessly bombed,
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that is endlessly, has suicide bombed now, less now, but that has had this insane massacre,
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For literally its entire existence as a modern state.
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So like literally the entire time, well before the modern state of Israel.
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And then it's also the Jews who control everything, who also can't go to college safely at Columbia
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Well, that's just a trick to distract from the fact that they're also running everything.
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Just to prove that, just so they would have an excuse to go after the poor, innocent Palestinians.
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You know, there was no, I know you know the history, but there was not one Jew in Gaza since 2005.
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And also call Josh and tell him he's like a gay or something.
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Well, ironically, well, no, Bibi didn't want them to move out.
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You know, he's led a country for 30 years that was, you know, basically a third world nation.
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It's really the PLO guy that's been in power for 40 years.
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The boss who had one election and he's been in power for 40 years.
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I think in his mind, he probably, I can't speak for him, but I think he probably feels
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October 7th happened on his watch and he has to now get them out of this last phase, which
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I think relative to what's going on in the Middle East is kind of happening.
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And then unfortunately, his legacy will be really tarnished.
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The guy who turned the country into something truly extraordinary.
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I went to the kibbutzes down there and, you know, the crazy thing is that when I was walking
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through Kibbutzberry, I think, you know, if you go to, I've never been to Auschwitz or
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Yeah, they wouldn't let you have the wine at 10 a.m. over there, even though that's
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But I remember, I've never been to Auschwitz, but when I was walking through Barrie, I kept
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thinking, you know, if you took a trip to Auschwitz, like, you know what Auschwitz was
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You go to these kibbutzes and they're burned out and the bullet holes are everywhere and they
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have the markings, you know, because a lot of the Palestinians that came in that day,
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No, it's not, because the left always sacrifices the left.
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Suicidal empathy, as my friend, as Gad said, who you know, as he always talks about.
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So they literally had people that were working with them that then marked on the doors, you
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know, how many Jews live here, basically, although they were killing everybody.
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They killed the Thai workers and everybody else.
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So they just slaughtered as many people as they could.
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But I just kept thinking, man, if I had walked through Auschwitz, you kind of, you
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It was set up for death and then death occurred there.
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But to be in a place that was purely set up for life, the most humble, ridiculous, these
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houses, these houses, some of them were barely bigger than this room.
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I mean, they literally had the tiniest kitchen, one bedroom.
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Half of them probably weren't even Zionists, the way that these dingbats would use the
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And then, of course, October 8th was the horrible wake-up call where all over.
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It was almost as if it was world-organized in a way.
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Did you know October 7th is Putin's birthday, and he celebrated in Moscow with Sinoir?
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He's long dead, and I think his brother died today.
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All the protests around the world sprang up with all the same tents, all the same organization,
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How does a grassroots, worldwide protest spring up like that?
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So that's why everyone was freaking about USAID, because the more that Elon uncovered
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this stuff, the more we've realized we've been paying for our own destruction.
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And the NGOs then put the foot soldiers out on the streets.
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And that's why I love when I see these right-wingers or whatever they are, because they're not right...
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But they say they're Trumpers, they're woke right.
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And, you know, there they are, talking about Israel 24-7, these new right folk.
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And they've got ISIS living right next door waiting for this summer.
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They either don't see it, or they do see it, and they have some really strange motive then that...
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Well, so Qatar's definitely paying a lot of these people.
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Qatar has put more money into this country than anybody else.
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You know, there's a lot of wacky stuff around...
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It is the Muslim Brotherhood, which, of course, is banned in the UAE.
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If we would just treat these organizations the way the UAE treats them, which hopefully Trump,
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he's over there right now, he's in Saudi Arabia, maybe he'll be like...
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He's been kind of the savior that we've been looking for.
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He's been directionally right about almost everything.
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That even if he's talking to some really bad people right now...
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You make peace with bad people, and he's trying to think of things differently.
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The White House has officially disclosed President Trump's strategic demands during his historic
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meeting with Syria's al-shara'a, full normalization with Israel under the framework of the Abrahamic
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Accords, immediate deportation of Palestinian foreign terrorist elements, coordinated operations
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with the United States to neutralize the resurgence of ISIS, assumption of full operation control
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over ISIS detention centers in northeast Syria, northeastern Syria, constitutional guarantees
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ensuring the protection of religious minorities, particularly Christians, within the future
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This marks a decisive shift from chaos to calculated order, ushering in new doctrine of regional
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stabilization through strength, deterrence, and uncompromising terms.
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All these fucktards have to do is just accept that this tiny little sliver of land is going
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They didn't want an inch of Gaza until you motherfuckers did this.
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The problem that they've created is what they've done, the leaders of these Arab nations, what
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they've done is to avoid their people hating them.
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They have the opportunity for peace right now, but now they're going to have to teach
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their people, boy, you know, turns out if you're living in Egypt, you know, you live
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in the suburbs of Cairo, it's not the problems that you have, the homelessness and the just
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So there's going to be like a little work that has to be done there.
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They're going to have to restructure their feudal system.
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And Israel is a horizontal rule, which is democracy.
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And they hate it because women are going to have rights.
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You can't have chicks just wandering around saying whatever they want.
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Or even worse, you get like, you know, the pink pussy hat crowd, which I'm so happy to
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Now, when they had that pink pussy hat marches and all that shit, that was transphobic.
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There was not one chick with a dick at one of these things.
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That's why I don't like the phrase transphobia or Islamophobia is the worst one.
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Because you have a, you have a, it's not irrational to fear a set of ideas that would have you
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That's never going to stop and lies all the damn way and breaks every 10 year treaty in
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He made a peace treaty with the Jews in Medina.
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And they accepted it like Jews always do because they're idiots.
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And so in the seventh year of the peace contract, after everybody was disarmed, he killed them
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Well, hopefully that's not what's happening right now.
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Well, I don't think you trust, I don't, that's why I'm saying you got to give Trump some grace
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No, I know what he's doing because he's going to say, because I was thinking about it.
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And he's going to go, yeah, you, you have the choice to build a beautiful city.
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And a, and I listened to his speech, an incredible economy and have, you know, riches and wonders
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And then I was thinking Qatar, it's cool because we have a base there.
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So he's like, Hey, you know, maybe we won't protect you.
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Maybe if you don't do right, because Trump above all else, he's, he's supposed to stand
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I like that all those deals are hinged on, you do the right thing or you're going into
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Like, it's so obvious and simple that that's the genius of Trump.
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No, let's just redraw maps and let's move these people here and these people here and
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Cause if you don't, cause you're right about Qatar, you know, Qatar is nothing.
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It's a tiny, absurd, nothing that everyone always says it's a glorified gas station.
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So that's, what's given them the money to then, you know, take over our universities, but
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without our base, which I think has like 20,000 us soldiers on it.
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I mean, I think he, I think he wrote a book about it.
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And we have all the gas in the damn world right here.
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You know, look at how they've set us up though.
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Look at how, you know, the, the, uh, King is China on the chessboard.
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I mean, they've set us up for destruction in every way they run.
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Well, the fact that they basically this week were like, okay, we'll send less fentanyl into
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Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?
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Like they've been, I mean, it's basically a kind of slow motion killing that they've been
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doing to us on top of the fact that they own all our debt.
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And then one day in a mafia movie, when the guy comes for the debt, unless you have a bigger
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So China, yeah, China's the other part of this that nobody knows what to make of.
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Well, I think Trump did a good thing over there.
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Cause I have friends over there involved in that kind of thing.
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Well, they went over there and kind of collapsed their, they drove up inflation and kind of
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So China has been forced to buy back America's debt.
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Are you saying, are you saying we don't, are you saying we don't need all the Chinese shit
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So you're actually the queen on the chessboard with your Amazon purchases.
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Well, they have us addicted to cheap shit, right?
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It's probably all full of, you know, snake parts and bird beaks.
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It's like, so it's like tequila, but it's not made by agave.
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And I've been drinking Sital with a little, you can get some that have venom, snake venom
00:32:36.020
Like part, it's almost like half ecstasy, half Viagra.
00:32:40.200
Which I don't know how that works on a chick, but you'll enjoy yourself.
00:32:43.120
Well, it wouldn't work on me because I'm, you know.
00:32:50.820
You know, the time, the first time I went to your house, it was, uh, you invited me
00:32:55.220
over like after one of these Kelly Carlin parties, we go to your house and we're just hanging
00:32:59.260
out and you're showing me some of your books and different things that you have and some
00:33:03.780
And we're, you know, over the, over the bay over there and you bust out your weed pen
00:33:16.940
Like I'm sitting with Roseanne Barr who I watched on television, you know, 20 years
00:33:23.680
And I'm just blitzed out of my mind and you're just going on and on and on and on.
00:33:34.420
So you're going in the wrong direction on that.
00:33:39.300
I only smoke a few months and then quit for years.
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When I write, I can't write without a cigarette and I'm writing.
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We've been in Texas for a little while now, like a few months, and we've been relying
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I go to the porch and there it is and I'm like, hey, look, more cane.
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And then, like I said, you can have fun with it.
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You can say, I want to cook a big meal, big family gathering.
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It's like the Lord has just put stuff on my porch and I forget it's phenomenal.
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When you came to the studio and you were showing us the Young Turk and you wanted to leave and all that time,
00:35:33.980
we were all, you kind of touched on it earlier, but we were all Bernie bros and leftists.
00:35:38.540
And we're like, hey, the left's kind of scary with this anti-Semitism.
00:35:43.320
Now, fast forward to 2025, surely you see the same thing we're seeing with it happening on the right now, right?
00:35:48.980
Don't you think we're meeting again now going, fuck, we're still, these people are still within our ranks.
00:36:04.820
A hammer is a tool and a hammer can be used to build a house or to crack someone's skull.
00:36:09.440
And so what people use, depending on what your situation is, you know James Lindsay?
00:36:15.460
So he's the one that really popularized the term woke right.
00:36:18.340
And he really gets into the epistemology about what they're doing and why they're doing.
00:36:22.320
And that these people on the right now are just using the tactics.
00:36:26.280
They're using the tool of the left to just crush dissent and basically take over.
00:36:34.140
The weird thing for me about this is, you know, I was like you.
00:36:36.780
I was early in on the left has gone bananas, right?
00:36:41.060
I did a video for PragerU called Why I Left the Left.
00:36:43.900
And then that was like the thing that pushed everything forward.
00:36:47.480
So to now, so my feeling was, hey, I'm a liberal.
00:36:55.280
But to be a liberal really means you're on the right now because Trump, because a liberal
00:37:01.940
A liberal believes in individual rights and all those things.
00:37:06.360
Not the way a liberal is thought of today, but a Bill Maher liberal or the way you are
00:37:15.440
The ACLU of 1972 defending the Nazis marching in Skokie.
00:37:20.240
So I tried very hard to wake up the Democrats and the left.
00:37:26.600
Jordan Peterson, one line that I love from him is he went to, for like two years, he would
00:37:32.200
go to the Capitol and he'd meet with all these Democrat senators and Congress people.
00:37:36.280
And he would always ask them the same question.
00:37:40.260
And he said, nobody could ever give him an answer.
00:37:46.380
You know, it's nice to progress, but you don't want to just progress if there's a cliff over
00:37:50.940
So the weird thing now, as it pertains to the right, is we're seeing a version of that
00:37:56.080
pop up on the right, a version of identitarianism, a version that is genuinely, I don't like to
00:38:02.300
just throw the word racist around, but that actually is racist.
00:38:05.260
Now you could argue this is all the fault of the left.
00:38:08.440
If these fucking idiots had not ruined so much of what is good about this country, this
00:38:14.480
It's a great argument and it's probably true, but the truth is here we are.
00:38:21.400
Well, this morning I tweeted something that I think is the right-
00:38:23.460
I remember when you and me were talking about this very thing way back in the day.
00:38:32.820
We have to name it because when you name it, you weave it into visibility.
00:38:40.620
It has to be defined and people have to agree on the definition.
00:38:44.460
Well, that's why I messaged you a couple months ago and I was like, because when I saw you start
00:38:48.200
talking about this, I think you have an unbelievably unique position in this because first off,
00:38:56.000
You're just loved by so many people from everything you've done over the years.
00:38:59.920
And now you went from mainstream success into this fucking crazy world and the way you just
00:39:05.980
say what you think clearly with no filter and all of that stuff.
00:39:11.320
A lot of the people that we're talking about really love you.
00:39:14.340
Some of them I think still like me, but they definitely don't love me that way.
00:39:18.200
And there's, there's like a disconnect there with you.
00:39:21.320
You could go to like the craziest rally that these lunatics are having and you would be
00:39:28.840
So I think, I don't know exactly what you do with that, but I think you just have an
00:39:33.140
unbelievable opportunity here to blow apart some of the bullshit that these people have
00:39:39.800
Well, I think that that's how they take people down is they, they feed them hate and they get
00:39:45.520
them to, uh, use hate as a battery and that only destroys you.
00:39:56.240
And that takes away everybody's power where unity brings power.
00:40:00.720
So it is divide and conquer, but you know, love just cures everything.
00:40:06.800
It, it, love makes you put your arms around people, even if you don't like them and treat
00:40:19.700
And because we all have common ground, we all want our kids to be okay.
00:40:25.740
We want them to be safe, everyone in the world.
00:40:28.700
So why do we concentrate on things we can never agree on?
00:40:34.020
Because we're programmed because the people in power keep their power that way when we're
00:40:39.520
Well, that's what I think is so unique about the opportunity right now.
00:40:42.180
That's why I'm really for whatever the risks are that Trump is doing right now in the Middle
00:40:47.600
Like this is the chance at least at that level, at least at the like geopolitical Middle East
00:40:53.720
And then from a, from an American perspective, I would say, you know, I, look, I worked very
00:41:02.960
What I'm really focused on right now is I really want this Trump thing to hold because
00:41:10.160
Like the idea that Donald Trump, this conservative who got them to flip Roe v.
00:41:14.480
Wade and blah, blah, blah, who obviously everyone knows is not a real conservative in the
00:41:20.360
I was always arguing even before I voted for Trump because I didn't vote for him the first
00:41:24.780
time I voted for Gary Johnson, but I was always, yeah, like you want to know something funny.
00:41:31.820
So, you know, 2015, November, I, we, uh, we had, oh, it was right after we left you.
00:41:36.580
So the last time I saw you was in October of, uh, of 2016.
00:41:40.520
And, uh, we're, we're still living in West Hollywood.
00:41:44.580
Uh, but then the election comes and we had just moved across the hill.
00:41:47.500
We were living in Sherman Oaks and I have to go back to West Hollywood for the, for voting.
00:41:51.060
So we're driving across, uh, Laurel Canyon and David and I are both like, we just didn't
00:41:56.000
I was like, I hate Hillary, but am I really voting for Trump?
00:41:58.540
Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
00:42:03.220
We get to the polling station in West Hollywood.
00:42:06.040
I'm standing there like, I just don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
00:42:09.380
And then I look in front of me and it's RuPaul standing right in front of me as a man.
00:42:15.540
And I was like, this is a moment I'm always going to remember.
00:42:23.800
But anyway, what I really want to focus on right now is the thing that brought Tulsi and
00:42:29.080
Bobby Kennedy and Rogan and me and you and all of the same people over to Trump.
00:42:38.820
Unless you want this thing to turn into some sort of either crazed, dystopian, leftist
00:42:48.580
And then if you want the right to just break down, if you want the right to just be either
00:42:52.360
white identitarianism or some other grievance thing where it's always looking to just-
00:42:59.680
So if you want one of those two things, the choice is pretty simple.
00:43:01.940
But if you want to do the American thing, the thing that allows for different people
00:43:05.780
to have different opinions and blah, blah, blah, Trump is the thing.
00:43:17.240
The wall usually just is trying to keep one way out.
00:43:19.640
In this sense, he's the freaking damn right now.
00:43:22.800
And that's why I just, even when he's done little things that seem weird, the money,
00:43:27.160
I don't know, the Qatar plane thing seems a little weird to me.
00:43:29.340
Like optics-wise, it's a little weird, but I'm just like, I will give this guy every
00:43:36.580
So I see all these people who are like, hey, if you don't criticize Trump enough, I'm like,
00:43:40.660
The guy who did the thing that no one said could be done, who's basically reordering
00:43:44.820
the world in the best possible way, yeah, I'm not going to poke him every time Dave Rubin
00:43:50.260
As if I have insight into every little thing that's going on there.
00:43:52.980
So what did you, I know that he's wanting to, he says he wants to be remembered as the
00:43:57.740
president who brought peace, but that worries me a little bit because you can't have peace
00:44:04.300
with a, you can't really make peace with somebody who's coming to kill you.
00:44:15.760
Seven years out of the 10 year truce with Muhammad.
00:44:17.840
So you can, you can get like extensions basically, right?
00:44:21.620
I mean, maybe unless you put them in a chokehold and they have no, that's the only thing that
00:44:32.280
I'm kind of mad in a way that he's like, he got the American hostage released, but where
00:44:38.280
is the American president that would say, you, you fucking took an American citizen hostage
00:44:51.240
And I don't care if BB can't make up his mind, what the hell to do.
00:44:55.720
America will, will, like we did after 9-1-1, we're coming in there and we're going to get
00:45:03.240
We're going to get rid of Hamas, which he is saying, but I mean, where is, where's the
00:45:14.800
And now, you know, we're going to, you know, do business with the people who finance this
00:45:20.980
I don't get that part that he doesn't take our military and kick some fucking ass for
00:45:32.120
You mean just let Israel do what they have to do.
00:45:40.460
They've been killing military, they've been killing Americans and Christians.
00:45:45.680
There's a genocide on Christians in every Muslim country.
00:45:51.740
Well, hopefully this, this last few days will lead to something happening.
00:45:55.180
I don't want our military there because at the end of the day, you know what will happen,
00:45:57.960
which is that some of them will be killed and it will be blamed on Israel and the Jews.
00:46:01.240
So I just think let, Israel has an unbelievable military.
00:46:07.780
And the question really is, all right, you got 20 living people somewhere.
00:46:12.240
It was 21 before they got the kid from Jersey back.
00:46:16.460
If these deals are going to be signed and it's really going to be a piece, like you got
00:46:21.920
There cannot be a piece while Israel still has people there.
00:46:27.620
If Turkey and Greece were warring and Turkey stole 20 Greek people and put them somewhere
00:46:31.420
under Istanbul, Greece would not sign a peace deal.
00:46:34.460
So no nation would be asked to do this except for Israel.
00:46:36.800
So I think part of it, and again, this is why I'm just giving Trump as long a leash as
00:46:43.040
But I just want to put it into the ether that America stands for justice and there has
00:46:55.340
People have to pay for violating Israel's borders and killing its civilians.
00:47:02.000
That's a war crime and they never mention it, but it is a war crime.
00:47:09.840
Well, that's why, that's why when I see some of these morons like Dave Smith or some of
00:47:13.660
these guys that are become really popular, just obsessively focusing on Israel, yet doesn't
00:47:17.360
have any opinions on India and Pakistan or anything else in the world.
00:47:21.700
What would you do if your wife was murdered, your daughter was raped, and your son was kidnapped?
00:47:36.600
And it's also a way to negate all Jewish suffering and what that mindset that they're
00:47:46.700
It's like, well, what it is in shorthand is, well, where's your God?
00:47:51.380
Doesn't your religion and your, it's like, well, where's your God?
00:48:02.880
And as they grind the jackboot, you're facing the dirt.
00:48:05.920
But it is so evil and so ghoulish and they don't even see it.
00:48:15.440
Well, it's kind of like, oh, you think you're the chosen people, which that's not what the
00:48:21.660
But it's kind of like, oh, you think you're the chosen people?
00:48:24.400
The chosen people means we go everywhere we go.
00:48:42.640
We come from the Arabian Peninsula and then we kill everybody in Medina, take that over,
00:49:00.360
You know, Allahu Akbar, our God above all else.
00:49:15.580
And I mean, there's literally a store in Gaza called Hitler.
00:49:26.260
Oh, God, you know, look, he's obviously not well.
00:49:39.500
I like only musicians with the name Frank, basically.
00:49:52.000
What would be, like, the most Kanye song at the height of Kanye 20 years ago,
00:49:57.140
Like, yeah, I was like, okay, that's a song, but it's just not my thing.
00:49:59.980
So, here's a guy who's an artist who's probably bipolar, who's also a troll, who has...
00:50:05.020
No, who definitely is bipolar, who's then mastered, like...
00:50:09.740
You know, what he's trying to do, basically, is he basically wants to be God, in a sense,
00:50:16.140
He wants to be his own God and God of the world.
00:50:18.040
And what that does is he's just looking at anything that he can burn down and burn it down.
00:50:21.960
What he may find on the other side of that is you're going to end up burning down
00:50:25.520
a lot of good stuff, too, because for as screwy and backwards and crazy as this country
00:50:30.060
can be, like, it's been pretty damn good for an awful lot of people forever.
00:50:36.240
Think how much better Roseanne Barr has it than the bars that probably came from Belarus
00:50:50.320
You learn how to kind of wander around a little bit.
00:50:52.200
But, like, if you're a great-great-grandmother...
00:50:54.260
I remember once you were telling me a bit about your ancestors.
00:50:58.460
I went to some place, and I found a sign from an old barn that was from somewhere up north
00:51:09.920
But it's like, if your ancestors or my ancestors could look at our life...
00:51:22.580
So this thing is so precious, and the fact that it feels like it could just go away,
00:51:27.880
like, that's just so crazy from 10 years ago, where we were just like, oh, it's going
00:51:32.660
to work, it's always going to work, where now it's kind of like, Roseanne Barr has to
00:51:36.740
move to the middle of nowhere, Texas, to build the life she wants, because L.A. is in a meltdown.
00:51:42.340
My family, at one point, goes back to, I think, 1902 in New York City.
00:51:47.140
At points, there were hundreds of people on both sides of my family living in New York
00:51:55.020
My sister was the last real family there during COVID.
00:51:59.340
It's like, so the world is just in a very, very strange position right now, and the future
00:52:06.440
It'll just be like, yeah, there's these horrifically broken cities and backwards places.
00:52:20.700
I think they should play it everywhere, where it says, Heil Hitler killed the Jews.
00:52:24.820
I hate the Jews, but I think they should bleep out when he says the N-word.
00:52:33.920
Well, the funny thing is, it's so interesting how the language thing, and this is going to
00:52:39.340
You want to know the next kind of cultural thing that's going to break?
00:52:42.240
You're going to see a lot of white people using the N-word.
00:52:48.160
So Kanye puts out this song, and all these people are like, oh, Kanye has this song
00:52:54.940
So it's okay to say Heil Hitler, but you still can't say the N-word.
00:53:00.420
And then people who are thoughtful, not racist, are suddenly going to be like, wow, words only
00:53:08.680
So Kanye, maybe that's what Kanye wanted to do.
00:53:10.900
He wanted to usher in white people saying the N-word.
00:53:13.540
I think he did, absolutely, because that's who he works for.
00:53:22.080
I think you should write a rap song about the N-word.
00:53:27.600
I say I never use the N-word unless I'm with my black friends.
00:53:35.980
Well, look at the picture that you have right there.
00:53:37.780
That guy said it a couple of times, and I don't think he thought you were racist.
00:53:41.620
I was eight months pregnant, and Richard goes, I want you to sit on my lap, and he weighed
00:53:59.220
It looks like, oh, Christ, why did I tell her to sit on me?
00:54:08.140
You said, when we said, what are we going to do?
00:54:11.720
I tweeted something this morning, and I never got to it.
00:54:15.040
So to me, the strategy is, and this is what Trump said during the election, which is that
00:54:23.760
And I think that's the answer, that if you want to stop whatever these lunatics are doing
00:54:28.480
and this endless Jew thing and whatever is brewing on the right, well, the better America
00:54:33.480
is doing, the better the world feels, the better the economy is doing and everything
00:54:38.980
So I don't want to get into it big time on him, but Tucker, who to me has gone off the
00:54:50.000
I was trying to broker a little peace between him and Ben.
00:54:51.700
I always try to send him Torah things to set him straight, and he always thanks me, but
00:55:02.840
And by the way, he always says he likes Israel.
00:55:05.080
I mean, he always says that as he's criticizing Israel and criticizing Jews and whatever, but
00:55:08.180
Well, I criticize Israel like Bibi's an idiot and their government's fucked.
00:55:13.260
And so, you know, I criticize them all the time, but you know, I don't go, therefore
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But so what I would say about someone like Tucker, and I only bring him up just as, I'm just using
00:56:26.560
him as like a placeholder here, is that if you want him to stop doing whatever it is
00:56:30.720
that he seems to be doing, that we all kind of see that feels gross, the best way to do
00:56:37.460
So on my show, so Phoenix is my producer here, what we do every day on the show is talk about
00:56:45.560
I don't want everybody, and this is how I genuinely feel, but I also think it's a good
00:56:50.780
It's like if people start looking around and they're like, boy, Trump came in and we did
00:56:54.640
close the border, and we are getting the fentanyl off the streets.
00:56:58.620
Inflation is down, and yeah, we are getting better trade deals.
00:57:01.500
Oh, and they're chopping off less kids' genitals.
00:57:08.300
But if you basically just show people, boy, things, we almost ended it.
00:57:21.720
To me, that's the best force field against this thing, because then for all the guys,
00:57:25.680
and I don't mean this about Tucker, but for whatever that crew is that is just doing this,
00:57:29.440
oh my God, every day we're going to unearth history, and Churchill's bad, and all these
00:57:39.240
My kids can go to school again without having their nuts cut off, and blah, blah, blah.
00:57:47.260
But a lot of the Jew hate is when people do struggle economically.
00:57:50.520
That's when it really starts gaining power, because it's like, oh, the Jews are making
00:57:57.480
So look, success is good for everybody, and that's why I think, that's why Trump is so
00:58:04.660
I was at the University of Austin last night, and somebody was asking me about, well, Trump
00:58:10.860
And I was like, Trump, you know, 10 years ago when the trans thing started, remember they
00:58:14.300
asked Trump before he was president, they asked him about it, and he was like, this was just
00:58:20.480
If you tell me I can put one bathroom in the lobby, I'll be thrilled.
00:58:24.960
And I think, and that actually is America, too.
00:58:29.280
Who you marry or what you wear or any of that shit.
00:58:31.920
But if you break everything else, then people really start focusing on that crazy shit.
00:58:41.560
You're a fat fuck, and you need to go on a diet.
00:58:47.960
You know, most trans issues have to do with trans fats, I think.
00:58:56.000
Who knows what we eat makes us, like, not know what sex we are.
00:58:59.540
I mean, that's like Alex Jones was saying, that, you know, you lick the toads, you become
00:59:03.980
So it's, you know, I never licked a toad, though.
00:59:09.880
Now, you know what's in a tomato is fish and a fish DNA is in a tomato now.
00:59:27.220
Because that's really the battleground is food, I think.
00:59:37.060
I thought it was so much fun just to see you out of the box.
00:59:45.900
I'm doing a new show, and it's so funny because it's about God.
00:59:50.420
And, you know, here's my advice to the world, and especially to Jews.
00:59:57.580
You've got to bring more God into it because there's no way out without God.
01:00:03.020
As a Jew, we've got to get more God into it and stop thinking we are smarter than God.
01:00:12.540
And I think that's why people are mad at the Jews because you're not talking about God enough.
01:00:22.260
You know, I toured with Jordan Peterson for a year and a half.
01:00:25.140
And even though Jordan was mostly doing things, it was interesting with Jordan because he does a lot of stuff from like a purely secular scientific perspective because he's a psychologist, a psychiatrist.
01:00:35.300
But then he also obviously is bringing in all of the biblical stories and all those things.
01:00:41.480
He's like, you know, sit up straight with your shoulders back, clean your room.
01:00:45.260
But then it's also like he's connecting the story of Abraham.
01:00:48.740
Why did he leave the tent as an old man to go on the adventure of life?
01:00:53.620
And I think you're completely right about this.
01:00:55.420
Jews, for some reason, except for Orthodox Jews, but that's not what sort of scales at a cultural level.
01:01:02.300
Well, they're crazy or they have their beliefs and they keep it to themselves and that's it.
01:01:05.500
But like in a secular sense, like I do think it would be good for I think in general, it would be good for people to talk about their relationship with God more.
01:01:14.300
It doesn't mean you have to force people to believe what you believe or bow to you or your God.
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But I think talking about it a little bit more because otherwise we just get left with all of the crazy shit.
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You literally have a five-year-old that one day is like, OK, I'm a girl.
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And you're like, OK, let's chemically castrate you because why the hell not?
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So especially for Jews, we're that's what we're about.
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So is that why we're celebrating all these holidays with the marginal food?
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We're at in history is, well, we've got to turn back and open our eyes and realize it's really not about us.
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But it's one that we have to embrace because it's bigger than us.
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You know, and I think that's why there is anti-Semitism, because we're not talking enough about that.
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Do you think it's crazy if I if I was talking to 1989 Roseanne and was like, this is where you're going to be in 2025 talking about this stuff, doing this stuff, living here.
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Do you think you would even like remotely believe that?
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Yeah, because I knew when I was three that I was going to have my own TV show.
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Well, I didn't know that the Nazis were going to take it away from me, but I knew I was twice.
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And I knew but I knew I was going to I knew I wanted to talk about love in the in my show and funny stuff.
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But and I knew I was going to face I knew I was going to be like Daniel in the lion's den.
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And I knew that I was going to come out talking about a larger truth, which is big love, that it's our weapon, that nothing can touch it, that it is almighty powerful.
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And that's our strength and that's our protection.
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And that's why we've lasted these four thousand years, because we love him and he loves us in return.
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But if we don't love him, why should he give a damn about us?
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It's like so now you're around all these right wing, you know, these right wing crazy people and people Roseanne is a conservative or a right winger.
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And it's like I remember literally you'll probably know the year.
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I remember watching Roseanne when you you had literally the first gay kiss ever on television.
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But like but you so in that sense, you were the best kind of progressive because you were showing people what equality actually is and that there are these people who may be a little different than us, but they deserve respect.
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And you did that with Sandra Bernhardt's character as well.
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Like you did all of this stuff for for true actual equality and liberalism and then flash all these years later.
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Yeah, like my reboot coming back was the most progressive thing that was ever on TV because, you know, we had Muslim neighbors and I got all these awards.
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But the idea that somehow they wanted to frame you as racist.
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And I remember tweeting about it like that day.
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I was like, look, ABC can do whatever the fuck they want.
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But the idea that you somehow were magically racist, just putting aside knowing you as a person, just like if you were to like look at your body of work.
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Of the people you were talking to for literally four decades or three decades or something before that, that somehow, yes, you really thought Valerie Jarrett was a monkey.
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In some ways, that might have been the pinnacle.
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Maybe not quite the pinnacle, but like it was getting pretty close to the pinnacle of like the true like lunacy of cancel culture.
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And they were like, we can't have her around because we're going to launch COVID and steal the 2020 election.
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And she'll tell everybody not to get the shots.
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But in retrospect, isn't it insane that they even let you back in in the first place?
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I didn't know you were going to tweet about Valerie Jarrett.
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But I was just like, I know Roseanne well enough at this point that like the idea she's going to be on this sitcom set and be able to control it enough.
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And you brought me there once and I watched you there.
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And I just remember thinking like what you were doing on that set was so wildly different than the woman that I know.
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But at least the other people kept going with the show and got some money off it.
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But I think that, you know, why I did it and what it meant, I was waiting.
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I thought it would only be a year before everyone would understand what it meant.
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I thought you meant the eighth year of the sitcom.
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But the eighth year of the tweet, and just now, it took eight years, and people are just
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And so now they're just starting to say, oh, Muslim Brotherhood, and Iran, and, you know,
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Because Planet of the Apes, which I always say, and people are like, huh?
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But Planet of the Apes, Rod Serling himself, who wrote it, said, the apes are the Jews in
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And I love, just last week, the Muslims came out and said, as they do believe that Jews
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Mehdi Hassan, the guy who used to work at MSNBC, he's on video saying that.
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And Planet of the Apes was about the fascist crackdown on Jews in Germany.
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And Planet of the Apes is the very same thing, Iran's bankrolling October 7th.
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And so, you know, that they would reduce it down to saying, she said, black people's licks
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I mean, that's how fucking stupid and evil they are.
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But I was right, and it was a prophecy for the dark.
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They can all go fuck theirself, because Trump got back in.
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And Iran, amazingly, has gone Christian, and they're not going to put up with that shit.
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Well, that's the crazy part, is that the mullahs only have a certain amount of time.
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Remember, during Obama, you're right, when they were having major, major uprisings, and
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Obama basically wouldn't say a word, because he kind of wanted them to be installed there.
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You know, in the end, all of these people that hate Israel right now, if we get to some
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kind of peace thing, even if it's only a seven out of ten year situation, they're all going
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to owe Israel, because Israel took out Hezbollah, so that freed Lebanon.
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The Lebanese, which used to be, I think it was 85% Christian, which is now, I think,
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And it will be because Israel stood up to this, took out the Iranian proxies, that Iran
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either will fold or will be forced to kneel, one way or another.
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So that's, again, why I just think there's some wins here, if everyone just takes a breath.
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There are some big wins, because the biggest win, of course, is that Trump got in.
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And, you know, I pray for him every day, that he'll stay true to what God puts in his head,
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and he doesn't let anybody flatter him out of it, because, you know, he loves flattery.
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But, you know, I hope he stays strong and that God talks loudly in his head and his heart and his ear.
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Because he does have, I think, he has the potential to change everything in the world.
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And it is as simple as, just leave the Jews alone.
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Wouldn't that, that's a good, that's a good line.
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And that's kind of what he said, actually, in the speech.
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He basically was like, if you guys want, he didn't want to just, like, make it about Israel.
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So I don't even know that he said, did he even say Israel once?
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But the implication really was, if you guys just want this to stop, it's just up to you.
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You're not going to kill another 8 million Jews and then the 2 million Arabs that live there, too.
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I know it would be tough, and you're going to have to go home and tell your wife you're not killing the Jews anymore.
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But, like, if you just do that, they're not going to.
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Wait, can we talk about something else for just a second?
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I know we're super tight, and really, it's so good seeing you.
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You know, David, creator of Airplane and Naked Gun and Scary Movie and all those things.
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So he's like, to me, he's probably the greatest comedy writer of all time.
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He's like-minded politically, even though we didn't talk about that much politics stuff.
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Yeah, and he basically has been blackballed from the industry because he did a video with PragerU.
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Anyway, so you know they're rebooting Naked Gun, and it's coming out August 1st.
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So they're rebooting Naked Gun, and guess who's playing Leslie Nielsen?
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So that is, it actually feels kind of good, right?
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He can do that witty, serious, straight man thing.
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When they decided to do it, he wrote the script with Pat Proft and his brother.
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You know, a lot of times with David now, I'll quote something from Airplane or from Naked
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And almost every time, he's like, I can't take credit for that.
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They didn't want to work with them, either because of politics or he's 77 now.
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So anyway, David gave me the script, the real script to the rebooted Naked Gun.
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He wants to make it, but it can't be called Naked Gun because they're making Naked Gun.
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And I want to help him make the real Naked Gun.
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We'll get you the script, and you should read it.
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I mean, I read it on a plane, and I was hysterically laughing for an hour.
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And I was sitting next to this Swedish or, I don't know, Finnish woman next to me.
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It was just so beautiful and such a, you know, like the OJ stuff.
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How are you doing a scripted show at this point?
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I think it's the funniest stuff I've ever done.
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And I'm doing it with people that work for Adam Sandler's show.
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I mean, it's basically, clearly, it's taking place here in the downtown.
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We go to fucking Jersey Mike's and get sandwiches.
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But anyway, we're wrapping up because we went over our time.
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If I didn't have 20, I'm doing, you know, Austin's like the podcast capital of the world right
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So lovely to see you, but I want to wrap it up like this.
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I remember sitting there with you and going, we have to fight.
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If it doesn't work out this time, we're going to do this in 10 years from now.
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And it's going to be way more remote than this.
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We'll be sitting on top of, we'll be sitting on top of.
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And there'll be peace and love all over the earth.
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