Premiere ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #001
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Roseanne and her son, Jake Pantland, open up about growing up in the 70's and 80's, how they met, and what it was like growing up with a comedian's father, Ronald Reagan. They also talk about Roseanne's first pregnancy, and how she almost didn't have a son at the time of her birth, and why she decided to have a baby at all, even though it was a c-section. And, of course, they talk about the Smith-Muntt incident, and the time Roseanne had a baby that was the biggest, fattest, 14-pound baby she's ever had, at the age of 9 months old. Also, Roseanne talks about how she's going to handle the fact that her son is not a fan of her, and Jake tries to explain why it's okay to not like the idea of her having a baby. This episode is sponsored by Freedom Mobile. Light Up Black Friday with Freedom Mobile and get 50 gigs to use in Canada, the US, the U.S., and Mexico for just $35 a month for 18 months. Plus, get a one-time gift of 5 gigs of Rome Beyond Data. Conditions apply. Details at freedommobile.ca. Get a FREE Black Friday Gift from Beyond Data and get 5 gigs for $35 or more for the month of Black Friday! Get $35 off your first Black Friday purchase when you enter the promo code BLAMEROSEANNA at FREEDOM at checkout, and you get 5 free gigs for the rest of the month! Get the deal of the entire month for a total of $35, plus a freebie, plus an additional $5 freebie for the next month, and a discount of $5 when you sign up to use the service Beyond Data, plus you get an extra $5 and a FREE VIP membership when you use the discount starts at $35 and a maximum of $10,000. to use their website. FREE Mentioned in this ad-free version of the ad-less version of this podcast. . FREE TRAINING MODE! FREE PROMO CODE: BLAME ROSEANALYSIS HERE. RATE AND PATRELLA CRICKET PRODUCER CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND FREE PRICING TO BUY TICKETS TO BLOW $5 GAMS AND A PATREON AND A FRIEND GET A MONTH OF GIVE $10 OFF THE FASTER PODCAST
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Hi, everybody. This is Roseanne Barr, and you're welcome to my podcast.
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I finally got it together to do the same thing for more than a couple weeks in a row.
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So, amazing focus. But, yeah, my focus is I really want to walk you through what's coming,
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because a lot of people just don't seem to be putting those two brain wires together, and I have put it together.
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We're either being invaded by aliens or killed by giants coming up from Antarctica,
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where Hitler took a whole bunch of people during World War II.
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Whatever those questions are, we're going to talk about them, and we're going to get to the bottom of it, damn it.
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Because we deserve the truth, and I am sick and tired of the bullshit that they are feeding us
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and expecting us to, you know, cram it down our throats, yards of it with both hands.
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Well, you know, that's what I'm here for. I don't like bullshit.
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That was one of my campaign promises when I ran for president in 2012.
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And I did that because Obama passed a law not too far in advance of 2012,
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where he said it would be legal to, you know, don't we talk about the Smith-Muntt thing?
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Yeah, but you're not supposed to tell people that.
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Well, I do want to get into that, where he said, no, it's okay.
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Go ahead, lie to their ass. They're stupid anyway.
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Well, here I am with my oldest son, who's, I think he's 40.
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Well, you were a nine, you was a nine-pound, 14-ouncer.
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You told me that your butt came out, and I always want you to talk about it.
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Oh, well, we don't want to do that on our first show, do we?
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No, that's probably stupid. I'll probably put that out.
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My whole buttocks came flopping out, trying to push that fucking huge baby out.
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I just want to say, I'm here to help my mother.
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We're going to have conversations when there's no guest.
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And if there is a guest, I might pull up news, but this is obviously the Roseanne Barr podcast,
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and I'm just happy to be a part of it any way I can, because not only am I your son,
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I know you're my fan. That is so cool that you're my fan.
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Your brother says he's not my fan. He goes, you're not funny at all, Mom.
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You know how he always feels that. He goes, were you funny? What? You mean you were funny?
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Yeah. Buck's sense of humor is different than our, let's just say it's different.
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I don't want to use the R word. But anyway, we're going to get into a lot of stuff,
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and I also think it's really important that we mention, well, I'll let you do it since you're the host,
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but that we are going to do this every week, every Thursday.
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We're going to have guests. Sometimes we'll have comedians. Sometimes it'll be political.
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Sometimes it'll be heavy. Sometimes it'll be wacky. Stick with us every week.
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Wacky. Theo Vaughn called me Wacky Onassis. I did his show. It's just showing today, I think, or yesterday.
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Yeah, it aired yesterday. I think it was for this.
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And I love he called me Wacky Onassis. Isn't that great?
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I will update the graphic for Wacky Onassis, and Theo is going to be coming on our show in the near future.
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How much do I love him and his, as my father said, humor. My dad used to say humor. He has a great sense of humor.
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It's like Trump's huge. Some people don't say the H. It's funny how people talk different where you go regional.
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Well, that's the other thing we should talk about every week. We are actually in your house in Texas.
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Yeah. We're getting the meat processed right now. We're going to buck sticks. You're getting the head mounted.
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I think you have to kill something in order to get your license.
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I did. Well, I have shot some pigs over in Hawaii, but, you know, I don't know.
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You've killed an animal in multiple states now, so, right?
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Yeah. I think the lights are too bright. I'll adjust it for the next episode.
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Since I told you for 15 years I have a fake eye, that when I get too much light in it, I almost have a seizure.
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There ain't nothing soft about it. I feel my one eyeball blinking in and out and hooking up to NASA.
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Okay. I will adjust the lights, but for now, can you wear your sunglasses for a little while?
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I'm so friggin' sick of being ripped off, you know, intellectual property and ideas.
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Don't ever, that's what I always tell young people when they ask me for advice,
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don't ever pitch any idea in Hollywood because they'll say,
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oh, no, we've got a show just like that that we're going to start in a month.
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They feel entitled, as does all the left, but we'll get into that later.
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And I know because I was one of them at one time.
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I know how they think, and believe me, it ain't good.
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I'm scared of them just as much as I'm scared of the left.
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I believe in that vast middle, that that is the responsibility of every American citizen to make sure things stay in that vast middle,
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coming straight down Main Street, common sense for the majority, because the majority holds the right opinion,
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not the, you know, marginalized, what do you call it, extremists on either side or any side, but the vast middle.
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And that was what I dedicated my entire career to was serving, servicing that voice because it's such common sense and so beautiful.
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And, you know, as much as they try to degrade it and attack it, it's going to win, and it already has one, and we'll talk about that more.
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Are we off of that whole thing with the internet?
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I'm going to call back to it, but if you want to talk about...
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You talk about Skims or Spanx or whatever you're wearing, the heart...
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You told me you weren't going to film below my boobs.
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Well, if I go wide shot, I can see your knee, but that's to see the whole room.
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No, just go boobs and above, because I don't want anyone to see my couple of spare tires.
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Let's just zoom in, because this is our first podcast, so we're figuring this out.
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Skims, because she really does have cute stuff on Skims.
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And I was so glad that she did extended sizes, because Jake, you know, as a fat woman in Hollywood,
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So I'd always go in and pick a fight with all these boutique owners about why they never
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And I made that my business for several years, including calling out Donna Karan, who herself
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was a size 16, but she wouldn't make a size 16.
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So I called her an anti-Semite, because it's true.
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Most Jewish women, such as myself, we have had several children, and we have a spare tire.
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And this is non-Jewish women, too, of course, to remove our spare tire with plastic surgery,
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like Kim Kardashian and all these other people that had, you know, a few kids.
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And then I went on this junction about pleading with fashion designers to make larger sizes
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They fucked me over, of course, stole my ideas, of course, and now everybody does it, of course.
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I took all the flack, and everybody else got paid.
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Let me talk to you about that, because that's one of the reasons I was excited for you to
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do this podcast, because that's been a continuing theme in your career and your life.
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Well, not all women are smart, so it's not all women.
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You see things long before other people see them.
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So you were right about the fat people clothes, which now...
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That pisses me off about big, fat fucking Lizzo being so proud of herself.
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Bitch, I laid the groundwork for you, and you've never even said thank you.
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I was the one that they wrote all the shit about.
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Every fat joke in the world called me a cow and a pig.
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Even in Time and Newsweek, they called me a cow and a fat pig.
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And, you know, now they're talking about fat acceptance.
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I love that you said you laid the groundwork for Lizzo, because there's so many fat jokes
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I mean, they're not going to let us laugh at fat people.
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Maybe Trump being further molested and, you know, hounded and abused.
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They seem to get a big chuckle out of that one.
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Well, I mean, if you want to get in the left and right thing, now...
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And I am just tired, sick and tired, of people stealing all my shit, stealing all my ideas,
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my efforts, my groundbreaking bravery and courage to do it, because I have Tourette's
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I don't know why I keep having to get in trouble and get whatever.
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But I have to, because I'm a Jewish comedian and that's what we have to do.
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God put me here, I realize, finally, because I'm supposed to sin big.
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And I think people are having a hard time with that right now, so I want to define it for them.
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What is sin in a sinful, wrong-ass, backward, horrific, corrupt, child-hating world?
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Well, there's sin as they define it, the law of that world.
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And what's the biggest sin you can do in that world, Jake?
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Well, the ability to laugh at yourself means that you have a soul and the ability to change, which none of them do.
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People are talking about, are half the people are more on this earth?
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What I'm trying to say is you have always been a visionary.
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And then you get destroyed and ruined and canceled and deplatformed.
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So I want to ask you a question as your son and also.
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Oh, but I wanted to go off on why I love Kim Kardashian.
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As your son and as a fan, I want to ask you, is that frustrating or is that kind of rewarding?
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It's like, okay, see, I'm the same as I've always been.
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And at one time in my life, I was very left because I felt that this country had gone too far right.
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So of course I'm going to be left because I'm about balance and staying in the vast middle.
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That's what America is about, the vast, beautiful, mainstream middle of the vision that got us all here.
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The vision of Dr. Martin Luther King, the vision of Abraham Lincoln, even the vision of Malcolm X and many other visionaries that came from this continent, from this country, from this place where freedom of speech, freedom of thought is possible.
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And we're not going to let you take that down, either left or right.
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So now I, you know, people think, oh, you're so right wing.
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So it is my obligation as an American citizen to go encounter that, and I have done that.
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And I'm really proud of how I did it because I think that with what I did, and nobody will understand this because they still don't even understand my tweet and what it meant.
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It wasn't racial, but it, it was an indictment of the Obama administration and the militarized police force and all the other things that he set in place to destroy the United States working class.
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It's so horrible that in this country, the only way for any minority to get ahead is by betraying their own people.
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And that is what happens under this kind of government and this kind of world where it's run by a big club that you ain't in, as George Carlin says.
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But anyway, I oppose that because I believe that everything, every penny, every dime, every kernel of gold, silver belongs to the people of this earth, not to a small people at the expense of the many.
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And people are just waking up to the, how it's worked for so many years, but they don't really understand that it's fallen and dead and gone.
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People don't understand what is possible and what's coming in this great age that we are just at the dawning of.
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And I really wanted to do my, I came back to television to talk about that, but of course they had to kill me because you can't have any idea of hope.
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Or togetherness or unity anywhere on U.S. media because that's the threat.
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And so now I'm doing, here I am doing on the podcast to tell y'all, I want to be part of destroying this media that has destroyed so many people.
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I want to be part of this new wave of intelligence on this freedom forum called the internet where no church or state can any longer after thousands of years keep the facts from the people.
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And that's what this war that we're in right now is about, the information war.
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Everything that's happened over the last four years since Trump, how many years it was, 2016 when Trump won.
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Everything is about not letting news be heard by the American people.
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All these bullshit scams that they've come up with in their investigations is just so they can eat up news time, which they control, to prevent the news.
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And, you know, but it's like a big war because then it spawned the internet.
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And then you have like people that are telling you what really happened and people who are just lying about that too because they're getting paid.
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It's like you're going to have to make the choice.
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Mammon is the beast system where you'll do anything for money.
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So people are going to have to make their choice.
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Are they going to do things for money or are they going to do things because they're right and needed to happen?
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I got to ask you, you know, when the internet, like when we started the studio, right?
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You and I have been working and we've been, obviously, I've been together since I came out of you.
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But the last 20 years, we were really excited about the potential of the internet because we're like, people are going to have access to information.
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You're going to be able to talk to someone across the globe.
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In fact, I would venture to say this is what I want to ask you.
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I think we're actually more controlled and dumber and less knowledgeable post-internet, which is shocking.
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And it was all done during the Obama administration to upend freedom of speech, freedom of the press.
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And, you know, because his agenda, he's got, he serves an agenda and the agenda is, you know, pure naked power of bankers.
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You know, the first thing he did was run back and give all our money to bankers right after, you know, even before he was sworn in, I think, or shortly after.
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And, I mean, I think that he is the personification of the fact that America is as racist as you fear.
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He can drone people at a wedding and they'll let him off the hook because they say, well, he's America's first black president.
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And America's going to have to deal with its racism sooner or later.
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But I fear that before they will deal with their racism, that'll be the day, and it will be the day before that that they deal with their anti-Semitism, which is completely unfettered in every ivory tower in this country.
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Can I ask you a question? Because there's something you've always talked about.
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Again, this is our first podcast in a long time, but we talk all the time.
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You always talk about Obama signing, I think you say the NDA.
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Can you explain what that is? Because we're here to drop knowledge on people.
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He's talking now going around, we've got to have a ministry of truth, pretty much is what he's saying.
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It's all Stalinist and communist ideas about, well, we have to control the flow of information and we have to regulate public speech because we have to make sure that people are saying the right thing.
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People saying the right thing, that means no dissent.
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In shorthand, that means you can't, you're not allowed to say certain words like you're not allowed to say that Jews in Israel are victims.
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You're not allowed to say that Jews are victims of terrorism on the West Bank.
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You're only allowed to say that Jews are colonizers in their own country.
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It is all a huge mindfuck and it all goes back to the Bank of International Settlements that pays Obama and that pays Hillary Clinton and that pays DeSantis.
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They pay everybody and everybody has a different job and it is all to divide people against each other.
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That's what they're all getting paid for and they're making billions on it.
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And then when people are divided, you go in the military industrial complex and sell weapons to both sides and then the American stock market goes up.
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And it goes up when people lose their jobs too.
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And it goes up when people lose their retirement and it goes up when people die.
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Which is part of why I love Trump as much as I do.
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Because Trump is going to be the death of that system of slavery and debt and evil.
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This NDAA, if you can see this article up, is this the one you're talking about?
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Okay, so this was the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year.
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It says here, if you don't mind me reading a paragraph or two, the New York Times warned that the bill could give future presidents the authority to throw American citizens into prison for life without charges or trial.
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Not surprisingly, Obama's decision generated enormous outcry across the political spectrum from Ron Paul to Bernie Sanders.
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Boy, they had to buy Bernie Sanders a couple of beach houses over there.
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I love when Bernie Sanders preaches about the evils of capitalism and then sells the book and is now, like, has three houses.
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So, Obama is when you think things really started to go way worse, right?
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And I think not enough people talk about his administration.
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Well, everybody on, you know, that I talk to, people who are well-read...
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And you can see Michelle Obama giggling with Bush, you know, invaded Iraq under false pretenses
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I love when you go, but take some time and talk about each thing.
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But when he was president, he went to war under false pretenses.
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He gave a no-bid contract to his vice president, Cheney's former company, Halliburton.
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Well, they go over someplace and blow everything the fuck up.
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And then they get contracts to rebuild it with, um, Banana Republic and Kentucky Fried Chicken
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on every goddamn corner like you see every place you go here.
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Strip malls were, you know, eventually in two years, it's all, you know, just trash and
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Um, you know, but it put their contractors to work with the people that they hire, which
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are probably, you know, all have, are dipping into drug dealing and human trafficking.
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It's as dirty as you fucking dare to think it is.
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And with this system that America's done, nation building, to spread democracy...
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Well, nation building means nation destroying and then putting up Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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They got Popeyes now, too, so they'll have freedom of choice in there.
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They'll be able to be pro-choice, too, with the Kentucky Fried or the Popeyes chicken over
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Banana Republic or Navy, what's that one called?
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No, no, but I'm saying, since America's gone to other countries, they get paid to destroy
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Then we get the rebuild contracts, so we get paid coming and going.
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And we've destabilized regions all over the world.
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Do you think, because this is my theory that's very unpopular, and I believe in God...
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I'm saying, do you think that what's happening in America today, which is very similar, do
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Because they go where's the biggest pools of money.
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Well, that happened to be in the American middle class, so that's where they go.
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And, as you know, after they took it from all the oil states, Iraq and, you know, Libya,
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and killed him and this and that, and the other stole all their gold and everything else
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And they started that in 2001 on, you know, in September.
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They had to steal all the gold out of the Pentagon, too.
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They just, it's all just about pipelines, oil, and steel and gold and the treasury.
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After they're done with robbing America blind, then they'll go over there to China because
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That's what capitalism, this form of capitalism, which is pretty much called vampire capitalism,
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But I have to be really honest, it's not, there has never, it's never been allowed to have
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And, you know, our government was hijacked from the people.
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Our government was overthrown with the assassination of President Kennedy.
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Well, they were working on it since they got the Federal Reserve in there when everybody
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Because I know that people on both sides, and we should really stop saying both sides
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because it's all Americans, we disagree on a few things, but...
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And the way they just keep yanking on the disagreement, and it's like, well, your pronouns...
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We're under threat of annihilation, you motherfuckers.
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Taxpayers actually getting something back for the taxes they pay.
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I hate when they talk about democracy, but that's what a constitutional republic is about,
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If you're paying your taxes to receive nothing back but more humiliation, that's right where
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Because when you look at this five-eye shit that Obama did with the fake FISA's and totally
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against the rule of law and everything that the United States Constitution guaranteed to
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each citizen, even if they're running for president of the United States, if they're a candidate,
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to break every one of those laws with the five I's, which are all in collusion with MI6, Great Britain, Great Britain's Mossad, and, you know, Mossad, CIA, MI6, all of them, they're the same thing.
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And make sure that all the people that are blackmailing are staying in line and trying
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We don't want no part in their wars, in their slavery, their systems of debt.
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People just don't realize it yet, but it's coming.
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And that is very biblical, which I do want to go into Bible stuff because people are always asking me, but we'll save that for our next one.
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Would you say that what you're saying is that you are declaring our independence as Americans from the globalist, Soros-funded, Epstein Child Trafficking...
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Human trafficking, organ trafficking, fascist, Nazi, everything totalitarian, enemies of free speech and sexy old Jewish women speak in their mind.
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How do we do that, though, when currently we are so divided as a nation, mostly right from the left, within our families?
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Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all humans are created equal.
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That's what this country is founded on, unlike any other country ever before it.
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Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure.
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We've come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live.
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It's altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
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But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot concentrate, consecrate.
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The brave men living and dead who struggled here, they have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or to detract.
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The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.
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It is for us, the living rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
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It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored dead, we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.
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That we here highly resolved that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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You just feel like we need to, oh, let me get you wiping your tears.
00:36:04.880
Well, I had to memorize that in fifth grade, and I was really in my room doing it in the mirror.
00:36:24.340
What a great country this has the roots to grow into, and it could just be corrected.
00:36:31.640
I just feel like it can be corrected, but it cannot be...
00:36:35.280
It can't be removed, because look what would be left.
00:36:40.940
It's not for me someplace where women have to shut up.
00:36:46.680
I'm not going to let these motherfuckers take that from me, either.
00:36:58.600
That's the scariest thing about all this, is like, I can handle different political opinions.
00:37:10.360
In 2016, I became a no-preferred party, an independent.
00:37:14.300
And I have a lot of friends and family that are still left-wing and Democrat, and I understand
00:37:25.740
But right now, I don't really know what they're thinking.
00:37:29.660
Because at this point, if you're not seeing the shift, if you think this is still, what
00:37:34.460
you're seeing in America is still the natural progression of things, and that you're just
00:37:38.540
fighting progress and trans kids and all this shit, and you don't see the sinister plot,
00:37:42.620
and I'm not talking about transgender, I'm talking about the corporate-funded destruction
00:37:47.720
of all that is holy in America and beautiful, that makes it great, small business, freedom.
00:38:04.280
America used to be middle, leaning to the left, because they wanted to help people who
00:38:12.620
That went way too far in haywire, because the left always goes...
00:38:33.200
I mean, it still is Shabbat, and I did want to talk about Shabbat a little bit.
00:38:37.360
I wanted to talk about the Bible a little stuff.
00:38:42.500
It does say that anybody who is arrogant is also ignorant, and those two things are
00:38:53.780
Any kind of arrogance always has ignorance at its base, because to be a human being, you cannot be arrogant, because it removes you from every other human being.
00:39:06.560
When you seek to be separate from the one soul that's here on earth, right?
00:39:17.760
And, you know, it says that the person who is arrogant and ignorant, it always has a sneer.
00:39:24.320
And you look at these people on TV with their arrogance, like that girl or that woman, whatever it was, that was going after Trump because she thought journalist means you attack.
00:39:37.320
She didn't know journalist actually means you report, and you're dispassionate about she, because she's triggered.
00:39:56.000
I don't even listen to the words, I turn the sound down, I just watch.
00:40:04.780
If you're not going to give up your addiction to bullshit, just turn the sound down and watch for the sneer.
00:40:11.860
And as soon as you see the sneer, you know that person doesn't mean well for anybody.
00:40:17.060
The message they're bringing, it don't mean well for nobody either.
00:40:22.220
That's an enemy of the human heart, the collective human soul and heart.
00:40:27.760
And people have to really come to that, and I think they are coming to it.
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But there's so many things thrown at them that they can't develop their powers of discernment,
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which is another reason why I wanted to do this show, so that I could talk about what it really says,
00:40:46.160
the great teachings of old from many cultures, but about power of discernment
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and how we can hewn that so that we can live in truth and bring it everywhere we go,
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He starts inside you, and if you ain't got it, it ain't going to be nowhere outside of you either.
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Obviously, you ain't got no acceptance and love.
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It's how, what people do more than what they say.
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I think that that's the place where, the time and space we're in where people are going to see,
00:42:59.020
it isn't what you say or think, it isn't what you think, it's what, or say, it's what you do.
00:43:05.920
I used to say it wasn't the words because words are just sounds made by your mouth.
00:43:13.540
And that used to be something everybody understood.
00:43:16.400
Your intent, if your intent was to hurt me, if your intent, you know, whatever it was,
00:43:21.340
Whatever sounds you're making aren't as important because you could,
00:43:24.220
the same word could have multiple definitions depending on the person using it, right?
00:43:28.340
And I used to, when I used to podcast, I used to make this case all the time,
00:43:31.760
which is you should focus more on what the intent is,
00:43:35.660
which is similar to what you're saying and what somebody does.
00:43:46.500
And then 10 years later, they're like, you were so right.
00:43:51.000
because people are starting to slowly become more controlling of speech
00:44:04.000
They want to go after the people that say the wrong thing.
00:44:12.420
And then, I mean, look what happened to you with the Roseanne show.
00:44:21.940
And it wasn't that what we were, it wasn't the words we said.
00:44:25.360
It was the, they felt, I mean, our intent was great,
00:44:28.680
but they felt the words were triggered that we had to be stopped.
00:44:31.600
You talking about your first episode back in the reboot
00:44:35.340
was about a Trump lover and a Hillary lover, Jackie and Roseanne,
00:44:40.180
And then we're talking about the same thing we're talking about in this podcast.
00:44:46.920
And they thought, we have to destroy this bitch
00:45:02.000
You and I are currently at odds with members of our family over politics.
00:45:14.500
But that other side, they want, they're like the angry fucking torch mobs.
00:45:19.700
And these are not people in our family, but they're in line with that.
00:45:28.120
even though you and I have always been leftists and Democrats
00:45:30.540
and maybe we're more moderate now, we're pretty much the same.
00:45:42.580
I always say, I want to get back to hating Republicans for trickle-down.
00:45:47.120
Trickle-down economics is the stupidest shit in the world.
00:45:54.180
But I, and I used to, when I used to talk for years,
00:46:00.680
But there is a strain of Republican that is right.
00:46:14.260
Oh, they hate Trump because he wants to build roads in America, not, not, not, uh.
00:46:22.540
Or Iraq or wherever they're getting paid to go.
00:46:30.220
And you, you have to right now, I'm not saying to pick a side, but if you're a liberal and progressive
00:46:37.580
and you are still defending, uh, the Democratic Party at the level that a lot of people I
00:46:44.000
know are, you're, and calling us Nazis, you're the, you're the Hitler Youth in a lot
00:46:55.480
They have it in their mind and they go like this.
00:47:13.000
Bitch, you know how I say in real life, bitch, you don't get to talk to me about racism.
00:47:20.260
You don't get to talk to me about racism, you white bitch.
00:47:23.880
You, I never, I've known you for fucking 15 years.
00:47:31.180
You privileged fucking Hollywood princess c**t.
00:47:40.880
If you, when I say they don't go for intent, right?
00:47:44.940
It's all just that work myself, righteous indignation c**t because that's all I have.
00:47:50.380
That's the only passion I have and the only reason I know I'm alive.
00:47:53.920
Certainly I, you know, I'm bored with my sex partner.
00:47:58.300
You know, my show's number 45 and I'm supposed to be a star even though I have no lips or chin.
00:48:11.960
But I remember when I had to threaten that bitch, I go, you don't go over to Sybil Shepherd's yard
00:48:16.440
with your fucking low-down, privileged fucking white friends and stand in her yard when her children are home
00:48:31.000
I go, you don't go to another star's home and stand in their yard with 15 of your PETA fucking goddamn fascist friends
00:48:42.120
If they're going to wear fur, you fucking c**t, you goddamn lipless bitch.
00:49:12.120
Your husband or wife, whatever it was, partner,
00:49:22.020
You can kiss my fucking Jew ass, you goddamn comic c**t.
00:49:27.260
You're not going to call Jews Nazis, you fucking stupid bitch.
00:49:41.720
Well, remember when I was talking about how they don't care about intent, they care about words?
00:49:48.980
Just the last time I ever wanted to talk about the tweet, but you're talking about Valerie Jarrett and the Iranians...
00:49:55.100
Absolutely, but because it said Planet of the Apes...
00:50:01.600
That's why I'm a racist, because I owe white people an apology for that.
00:50:06.920
Everyone's horrible through history, but what I'm saying is you said...
00:50:21.080
And I know you know this, but everybody knows you got a raw deal and it was bullshit.
00:50:27.040
And even people on the left know that you're not racist.
00:50:29.580
So Wanda Sykes with her fired ass, because I fired her ass.
00:50:33.260
She's like, now I'm going to get my revenge on that Jew bitch.
00:50:37.040
I'm going to say, oh, she called black people, says they look like monkeys.
00:50:45.480
She also hired you for her last comic standing.
00:50:48.300
And all of a sudden, because she's a fucking libtard...
00:50:52.360
Black women comics that Wanda wouldn't let win.
00:51:14.860
You know, the only people who didn't go to Epstein Island...
00:51:24.660
As soon as a Jew attacks Israel, I know, uh-oh, he's on the Epstein.
00:51:45.080
I just want to apologize to the Gentile, non-Jewish world for all these horrible Jewish people
00:51:58.460
You know, the Bible's talking about them, and I'll do a whole show about them, but, you
00:52:04.340
know, call them what you must, but the Bible does name them, and it also says that in this
00:52:09.680
very day and age, this is the end of them, and I rejoice.
00:52:13.620
The end of the Babylonian cult that they're part of.
00:52:17.520
Oh, it's so great, Babylon fallen, no more of that bullshit.
00:52:27.440
Yeah, there's got to be other ways to look young.
00:52:37.480
Let's do a little pop culture before we end, just for five minutes, because we did
00:52:45.360
You can always tell a good Jew from a bad Jew, because the bad Jews worship the goat.
00:52:57.660
I like her, because I love Skims, because they do hold your fat in.
00:53:08.580
Spanx squeezes your fat like a sausage, but I put on the Skims, and I'll tell you what,
00:53:17.700
The only thing is that it's got a, what do you call that, G-string in the back that goes
00:53:27.340
That's not comfortable for old people shaped like marshmallows, such as myself, with two
00:53:43.440
That Kim, she knows what she's doing, and I liked her, and I want to thank her for after
00:53:48.500
her ex-husband Kanye West went off on the Jews, like Dave Chappelle, and everybody goes
00:53:53.880
off on the Jews, and I'll tell you what, they better hold their tongue, because they're
00:53:57.800
getting me mad, and you don't want to piss off an old Jewish woman, because sometimes
00:54:02.320
I cannot control my casting of the evil eye, I'm just telling you.
00:54:07.280
Kim comes out, and she goes, I personally like the Jewish people.
00:54:21.280
He's not right to be attacking her just because she left North outside at the awards.
00:54:31.560
She's 12 years old, or whatever she is, standing there at the curb with all those people in her
00:54:40.200
She's like, hey, mommy's got to work, you know, to pay for the shit you got on your back.
00:54:51.080
I went through so much negative press when I used to beat my daughter up on these private
00:55:12.680
I wish you would have done it more, to be honest.
00:55:14.420
I wish you'd do it now and put you on a plane right now and do it.
00:55:18.140
I would fucking snatch their ass if I could, but they're in their late 40s, and they could
00:55:25.820
I should have beat up more of them when I had the strength.
00:55:36.160
I felt guilty of that, you know, I ruined your lives.
00:55:41.960
Well, now I have my own kid, and I get to pass, you know.
00:55:44.740
Oh, tell about, oh, I'm so, Jake's baby is so cute.
00:55:49.560
And I'm so proud, because guess what I taught her to say today?
00:56:07.380
Oh, I, for those of you who don't know, my mother is back on the, back on the sauce with
00:56:18.640
We were going to come here for a couple months, and we just love it.
00:56:21.420
So we've been smoking on the balcony, and sometimes Livia has been known to be out there, and she
00:56:26.640
loves going out to smoke with Mimi, but just for the record, she stays a good distance.
00:56:34.660
She knows, she knows I'm going to let her do whatever.
00:56:37.900
But she does say to Granny, that's what we call our Granny or Mimi, she says, go smoke.
00:56:54.540
I think I said all that I wanted to say, but I wanted to for sure say, yeah, I, I, I,
00:57:03.340
I totally believe that Biden got 81 million votes by winning those 16 counties.
00:57:09.420
And, um, I thought that Facebook, Twitter, and all the press, the New York Times, the
00:57:16.300
LA Times, Fox, all the channels, I thought they were right to say, you cannot question those
00:57:22.720
81 million votes at all, because that would be disinformation and bad for our country.
00:57:27.220
And I thought they were totally right to, like, lock up those January 6 people that came
00:57:34.240
there to protest saying, hey, we saw all these trucks taking boats out at 3 a.m.
00:57:39.720
And they've got all these videos of people pulling out suitcases and stuff.
00:57:48.100
Well, of course it was bad for our democracy, that we, uh, all, all of our respect and allegiance
00:57:54.880
to this person who is a duly elected president, 81 million votes is nothing to sneeze at.
00:58:03.380
You know, God bless Joe Biden, may he get what's coming to him from them 81 million votes
00:58:10.080
Yeah, I have to say, I've never heard 81 million people so quiet these last two and a half,
00:58:16.720
three years, I mean, 81 million people, the rallies were, and remember how legendary the
00:58:20.920
Biden rallies were, he'd be up there and there'd be just a sea of people out there.
00:58:26.080
I mean, the guy is the greatest politician, 81 million votes, for people who don't know,
00:58:33.800
No candidate has ever gotten more votes in American history.
00:58:40.980
So he beat Obama by, you know, what, 15, 16 million votes?
00:58:44.900
And he did it in like the most genius fashion because he was actually trailing through election
00:58:57.240
There was like water within like six feet of the floor everywhere, all surrounded, six
00:59:01.360
feet in every, everywhere you looked, there was like a little water.
00:59:03.360
It was like, God fixed it though, because remember Trump was way ahead and then they stopped
00:59:09.440
But then God, you know, moved his hand upon the water and it's like by the morning for
00:59:15.260
some miraculous reason, Biden was ahead by 50 million votes.
00:59:19.840
Well, yeah, Biden actually was behind the whole time.
00:59:23.780
And then at 3 a.m. he would get about 96% of the votes that were being counted, which is,
00:59:29.260
which means that a lot of people that support Biden don't vote until two days after the election.
00:59:37.200
Well, yeah, that's what your brother Buck said.
00:59:40.180
He goes, boy, a lot of these dead vote Democrat.
00:59:47.600
But yeah, we wish you the best, President Joe Biden.
00:59:53.100
It was sad when he fell down at the Air Force and they all applauded.
01:00:00.380
I thought that was disrespectful that they were applauding the President of the United States
01:00:11.020
And did you see that one soldier, Air Force kid, shaking his hand and then turning around
01:00:21.140
And I saw that woman when he fell, that Air Force lady.
01:00:23.780
She just looked and then turned around and walked.
01:00:26.100
Well, you know, maybe they weren't some of the 81 million votes.
01:00:30.680
The military loves him because, you know, they're all gay.
01:00:34.760
You know, the whole military is transgender now, which is so great because, let's be honest,
01:00:40.100
there's nobody mean on a fucking transgender that's triggered.
01:00:44.440
I think that is the greatest idea to have the transgenders be our army because, especially
01:00:49.660
if they're from small towns like Wyoming, especially drag gangs that are like gay people
01:00:55.760
that have to fight for their lives in small towns, you know.
01:01:04.060
Plus, they're all like on roids and just ripped.
01:01:07.320
Yeah, and they'll just be out there, all these trans women.
01:01:12.060
Well, or regular trans men would probably be the way to go because they're all on their
01:01:32.660
So, well, let's get all the trans men to be in the army because those are some vicious
01:01:40.500
They're all on their period at the same time going over there.
01:01:49.500
There's a great way to go into the future, a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
01:01:55.200
And now they're joining up with Iran and China.
01:02:03.280
They sold that bullshit to the, whatchamacallim, the right-wing Christians.
01:02:12.500
They sold them so many insurance policies guaranteeing Armageddon.
01:02:16.820
And they can't possibly get out of it, you know.
01:02:38.160
I just wish the American people would wake the fuck up and snap the fuck out of it for fuck's sake.
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