Tales From The Nuthouse W⧸ Shannon Hughey ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #139
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1 hour and 34 minutes
Harmful content
Misogyny
63
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278
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Hate speech
210
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Summary
The people in charge of printing out the money, they seem to be buying something that isn t money. Central banks around the world have been buying gold at levels we haven t seen in modern history. Meanwhile, some major Wall Street firms are telling clients to think about adding more gold to their portfolios.
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Well, you guys know that I love to interview geniuses,
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lady and waiting i don't know she's just my uh one of my hangout gals
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one of my oldest friends um and she is crazy which i appreciate
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and she can kind of hang i can talk about a lot of things with you and you do know a lot of things
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thank you i mean they're interesting things but anyway this is like your fourth time back right
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i think it's fifth oh it's your fifth time back this is my best this is my best girlfriend shannon
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huey the audience knows her shannon huey uh that's it i'm just shannon huey was zewski
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and i did not take his married name oh you didn't no you're one of them yeah i mean i've always been
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shannon huey that's all i know except that one time when i was shannon huey mckay oh yeah you
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were married a couple times right you get in trouble for that ever you probably can't talk
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about it no no we divorced him but didn't you marry some guy just so he he gave you money for
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he could get a passport no that never happened mother that is how dare you i said can you talk
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about it you're like yeah i don't know like i'm somebody they want to watch well she loved him
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But didn't she marry Janis Joplin with that girl
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tony guy in that fake hawaiian wedding there that you had to go to china to get out of maybe
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you had to go to china wait i want to i want to interview oh did i say shannon huey yeah i did
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okay i want to say this is the last day of our four-day uh what did i call it
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housebound vacation and we have done some great things we have drank some great things we have
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smoked some great things and uh we've also um taken some mushrooms and mushrooms chocolate
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and gummies do you know what those mushrooms are called no dwarf kink oh yeah i saw that
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i don't know what you're i don't know i just that's what it was labeled i saw that you guys
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trip out pretty bad well she cut it into thirds and we split a third yeah i didn't want to get
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out of control but i want to introduce my friend oh my shannon wanted to talk
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Thickums, my curvy queen, my voluptuous vixen, my thick-tastic girlfriend, my fully stuffed
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there you go that's very that's my uh intro to you well i'm glad you're here doing drugs with
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my mother yeah it's very great isn't it how great has it been oh my god i just have to have a uh
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what do you call it a little bit of a drinking party crash out every few weeks we can do this
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all the time hours we've been over down every few hours you know it's the proper term is staycation
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by the way yeah i call it homebound but you can do these all the time we're happy to leave we
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enjoy of course you know the pool was supposed to be ready for me and shannon to swim in it and of
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course now they say it's clogged and we can't get any gas down there to heat it which i just paid
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an arm and a leg i want to do a whole show on this company i'm so angry but i want to do a whole
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moral lesson on you and when you and your wife decide you're going to save money how much
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fucking money that costs i'm sick of it actually we didn't we didn't save money
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we know we never did that honestly we never did you took a bid from the fucking no that's just
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the fence the pool this was always the original pool company and they were expensive they were
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really good it was like come have the but they're supposed to heat the pool yeah the pool heater is
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not working but yeah because the guy says they put in the pipes wrong dude it's a hundred did
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he say that yeah he said there's a oh yeah there's a clog in the pipe yeah and that's not true he has
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to remake remove it he came and fixed it and that ended up not being the problem it's actual problem
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is our propane yeah but it was not the pool guys for once it's actually the propane tank to the
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house yes yeah it's a pre-existing now what are we gonna do they're coming tomorrow with the guys
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that installed it dude it's like a hundred degrees out the pool's like at 90 i know you're such a
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fucking puss she's such a pussy well i did get a wetsuit so i can go swimming jesus you're such a
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lady but yeah no it was supposed to be heated friday we went out of town we were all excited
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to come back it's been a nightmare but no one cares but shan i was like planning it for when
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shannon could come out because the pool would be ready so i moved shannon's trip here two three
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times and well she'll have to come back when the well and also you were editing when i was going
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to come and and that wasn't good yeah and by the way the show looks excellent good to hear you got
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to watch you didn't even see it colored yet peter hasn't even done the colorization and they haven't
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put in the special effects or the music we just hired a composer that's what makes the biggest
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difference but you liked it you saw the story yes it's great right loved it great acting funny
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family love god pop you know like really really good stuff as i said it's about an american farmer
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I would like to play the trailer on the show,
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Anyway, I'm glad you watched it and liked it.
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people are gonna can't wait to watch this show our christian followers it is not a penis though
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i'll tell you that much okay see now you're ruining my show both of you're ruining my
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surprises teasers teasers teasers teasers it's always going the other direction that people
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expect it to go that i like well our our listeners are very loyal and and good god-fearing people so
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they're in for a real real surprise can i say we had so much fun because she wasn't driving
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oh yeah it was amazing now i was gonna want to talk about how you were so right about how
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i should be driving that sesla truck yep what's it called jake cyber truck and that was another
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time you that you guys we didn't save money on that we went we went big time we got it wrapped
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we got it tinted so we're not we're not being cheap with this how great is that car oh my god
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okay i just didn't think that i would be able to operate it there is a learning curve and you're
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not the most and it makes mistakes yes and i told shannon it's like a bad boyfriend yeah it tends to
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go off on its own if you're not totally in control and have your hand on the wheel i can see that
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Sometimes it'll say, put your hand on the wheel to make sure you're paying attention.
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Well, just so you know, we're talking about self-driving and it's awesome.
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I had to shut off the self-driving twice because it was taking me under some effing bridge.
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Going under a bridge three times and back and forth?
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Google Maps, but they won't let us hook up to Waze on Tesla.
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Well, no, you can use Waze on Tesla, but you can't use it in the self-driving.
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So the self-driving on that Tesla is designed for you to navigate on the map,
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But that is the only place I know where the map doesn't work.
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why does he let these little screw-ups occur in these incredible machines that he builds because
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he uses existing infrastructure he's very smart so he's using the satellite and gps global
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positioning system that has been there for 20 years so if that is wrong it's not his fault
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i know but i mean he's not going to go he's a trillionaire and he doesn't give a fuck
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well no i mean you're here she got lost in her uber my uber got lost
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That's what I'm saying, because it's the map program.
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It must be on the other side of that bridge thing, your thing.
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I was thinking, hey, this is one hell of a good looking bridge.
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I couldn't believe there weren't 400 people on mattresses living right under it.
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but can i ask you a question so now that you've figured out the self-driving it's the right thing
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to do right because you can also probably drive and drink it was amazing i'm usually biting my
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nails like when she's backing up and driving i'm like yes and then this is like easy peasy
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yeah it's like i go hey look it it's gonna find us a parking place now no it's incredible
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it's incredible and then ara you know that chick i got in a few fights with her her her dry you
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know the chick in the car janna was rude to her and then you said something about you bitch and
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she said no need to be rude no that's when i was with him well i got in a fight with her i go that
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stupid bitch ara and i didn't even know she was still tuned in oh yeah she goes no need to use
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that kind of language nor be so rude i go you're fucking spying on me fuck off
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no i think she's so we got an alexa i think way better no grok's incredible and grok and
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cybertruck are fused oh okay okay and it's amazing you can actually ask yeah grok's the
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one i fell in love with on quora that's what it is rs grok oh she's the female you can there's
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different voice selections i picked aura because she's the most pleasant yeah so grok is in your
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tesla cybertruck you can self-drive and then you can ask rock like we did that when we went to
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dallas i said where's a good hamburger uh-huh and it read all the reviews and said this place
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has this reviews and then put it in the map and drove us there yeah then we click self-drive and
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took us right to the hamburgers yeah it's i mean it's like a miracle it's like a jet it's like
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having yeah when i was a kid it's like what was on the jetsons yeah right here the jetsons and
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i'm just happy for you because it is safer than and not not a joke at you it's safer than it's
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seven times safer than the average human driver no i know i'm not a good driver thank you that's
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the first thing you've ever said no i've admitted it that's the mushrooms or the ketamine or
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something that's never you've never done that well i am actually a great driver but see i try
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to cut corners through the law yeah with my criminal narcissistic personality disorder yes
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criminal same thing you do on the tractor where you're like i think i can make that and then you
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don't you're just you're just fearless which is a good thing that's why you're famous i should
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better inform myself when driving forward into a tree yeah multiple dangers therein
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don't get yourself driving i always think i can clear things that's what it is it is you're living
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on the edge you're actually are a good driver you're in command and control but you'd like to
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go no she does she's like i think i can make it it's like a race car and she goes fast and she
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just is like i'm pretty sure i got it and then doesn't think like maybe i should just err on the
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side of the safety and then if she gets the only one that liked it was my little sister god rest
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her soul she liked to go in the car with me and we'd time it just for crazy shit go from la to san
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diego in uh 45 minutes 46 minutes and because i could do it and i didn't give a shit so i'd be
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like okay there's three cars there there's no lane i'm gonna do it anyway and you know i learned it
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because of why my driver remember why yes i do a trans yes man her name was why isn't it and it
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was a guy he didn't ever ask us to just like a why just the letter why okay he looked like ralph
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machio yeah he was adorable he was just this little woman that was living as a man but she
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wasn't trans was she i don't know what she was but she did live as a man and her friend was that
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singer frank that girl dressed like a boy singing songs about being a boy which i don't know what
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they were doing but i liked it because i was kind of out there when i was a kid too i never knew if
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i was coming or going or if i said i never knew if i was a boy or a girl or a mormon or a jew or
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on the moon or in russia or never never quite knew what was going on just like now
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i do no i don't think you could operate a cyber truck no i told her stop saying that
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no you can't speak those kind of you should have seen me operating it son well i was shocked so
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we thought you were sleeping the other day so we're all quiet in here and then you called me
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from down in san antonio no we're in lemberly well wherever i didn't even know you were gone
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so that was pretty impressive and i just drove up and saw that you had it all hooked up and
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yep she's got it down you've really got it down i mean it's uh it makes me feel safe and then i
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almost drove into a ditch and killed myself trying to learn where the volume was remember how hard
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that was that's the dial we found it it isn't on the dial yeah it is there's a dial and there's
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a touch screen you have both options yeah i did the touch screen we found the left dial the right
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dial is the self-drive and the left dial is volume and there's i couldn't make nothing happen and
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there's karaoke karaoke is the official term and that's the greatest thing about and then it says
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you're the passenger right right no that's the best thing so i don't know if people find this
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so we had a couple of marks that's what i'm saying you could drive breakfast but oh my god i was like
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oh this is gonna be so great because i'm gonna have a big fat marg and eat a lot of you know
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soak up beans and egg you know no you had green fried tomatoes no honey this was not there oh
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i'm not laughing because it's so horrible the the rapes that were covered up the 250 000
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rapes that were covered did you see that today that report so i've noticed even like the most
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horrible woke right people that i can't fucking stand are finally like hey this is kind of shitty
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that they're like literally raping and killing people uh islamists like going to other countries
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and raping these mass rape gangs and raping and beheading and they raped a one-year-old baby
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and i saw i followed this one guy who's muslim and he's like we have to call out oh man the muslims
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they do yeah they're it's their karma if they don't so there's like at least today it's like
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i mean it was only an hour and then it went back to it's all jews fault but there was at least an
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hour like hey rape gangs and covering up rape gangs that's that's pretty shitty that's pretty
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bad for the west and maybe these you know people that rape and murder us are probably a bigger
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problem than the ones that have weird noses and run businesses maybe we should focus on that a
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little bit so that was the good news that's the silver lining there was a brief moment
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uh it passed i never saw well my good news about the ewan yeah i want to talk can we talk about it
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i know we didn't they're on deal how do you feel i really piss i think it's horrible well i feel
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I think that he recognized Israel's sovereignty
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taken down the city of london and that is who israel through the rothschilds and all that
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balfour shit yeah which was a partition of the ottoman empire most of which belonged to jews
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yeah so they gave us like six a six percent slice of what was once ours and our fellow tribes people
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yeah you know because it's not just one tribe of jews right and uh it's just what empire does you
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know but uh what was i saying they're talking about the iran deal i think you feel good i think
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that he gave israel its sovereignty and also its freedom yeah by uh busting um
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their whole economic system that's like as old as pharaohs because royals are pharaohs
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And he took them down, and he took down NATO, and he took down the EU, and he took down the UN.
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And he reformed and reshaped not only the entire Middle East, knocking China back on its ass, because just like he did in Venezuela, you know, hey, to be rough about it, the American taxpayers paid for all of this anyway.
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So, you know, you try one, go ahead and try to shut down the Strait of Hormuz as they
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No, they have two or three people talking for them.
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So that shows that they're disintegrating power.
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So, but, I like Palevi, and Palevi knows that the terrorist state of Iran has been put in check.
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yeah it's in uh best he bested as he always talked about chess you know yeah he put him in best so
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the the deal is if they try to shut down that port yeah the the uh what do they call it the counter
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block it counter blockade the reverse blockade of american battleships will blockade them in
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as well as all their ports yeah so they will have to sit there as their oil well he already did that
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yeah that's what well that's what he's going to do if they even threaten or look sideways at
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blocking the straight again so it's all written into the deal but they
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tried to spin it well of course but that's that's what that's what they do i i just i wish that i
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just don't feel like it's gone far enough like the irgc needs to be eradicated they're a tumor
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on the planet and we can't deal with them like i'm tired of everyone acting like there's
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some solution or some way they have to go. They're a terrorist state.
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Pilevi or anyone coming in, regime change, I know that's now a dirty word.
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That's okay if the people that are currently running the regime are horrible fucking people.
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That's okay to do a regime change. I'm tired of everyone acting like that would be a huge mistake
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or comparing it to the neocon bullshit or the CIA overthrows that we've done as a country that were
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not really about regime change. It was about taking over our country and selling it off our parts.
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this is an actual regime change that needs to happen and i'm tired of everyone fucking
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being a pussy about it honestly and and if trump's listening to vance or any of the other
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pussy woke right retards they're like hey you're gonna die and lose american life it's like you
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have to go why stop now go all the way you don't want terrorists in charge that should be understood
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i don't know why that's a crazy thing to say what about trump gives a fucking former terrorist guy
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job yeah and tells him to police uh uh because there's hezbollah yeah and he's isis of course
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that's but that is genius turn gang on gang whatever i'm just saying everyone knows even
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the people that are evil know that the rgc is the number one funder of global terrorism and they
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need to go they need to be beheaded their heads need to be put in a fucking pike and walk to the
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city that's it there's no dealing with them and they're gonna break everything and i'm tired of
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everyone acting like there's some solution before that it's so gay we're america go fucking chop
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their heads off thank you americans don't behead people well we need to go back and be we need to
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behead people i'm doing a great job but i get nervous when i see him getting sleepy
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getting sleepy well i don't want we can go back we were saying that he's 80 and he's eating
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mcdonald's and drinking diet he's gonna outlive he needs like a fucking you know
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a piece of lettuce i just want to i just want to finish this i don't want to delay this no i don't
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mean the show i mean the global terror fucking islamist global terror network i'd like to put
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an end to it and what i think is actually going to happen is i think trump's put so much pressure
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on the irgc that they're going to be overthrown by their people which is what should happen well
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yeah that's what plebe is no one talks about the fact that they were literally killing 30 or 40
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000 civilians on this no one gives a shit about that civilian shot for protesting or christian
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and now all the yeah and they're like hey we don't want to get in a forever war so you're just
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going to let them fucking kill 30 000 people that want liberty and freedom not to walk around with
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their hair out and you're going to let them kill them and then you're going to deal with them like
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fucking wipe them off the planet that's it it's it's done there's there's no other solution
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free iran from the irgc just like freeing palestine from hamas you can't let a fucking
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global cancer run your government or they'll continue to do this bullshit and there will be
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forever wars kill the tumor knock it out when you get cancer you cut the tumor out chemo it
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he only deals with it i'm a little pissed to be honest anyway it's the the muslims are being
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woke up by god they have to take action they have to pick a side and you know if they want to live
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in the modern world then choose the modern world and business and all those things that you know
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the uae and everybody's supposed to be into the future uh wealth and all that but uh you gotta
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i think that's what's gonna happen i think they're gonna overthrow the irgc muslims themselves
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Well, I think it's going to be Christian since...
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58% of Iran has gone Christian, which they also cover that up.
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Which is why the woke right doesn't care about those civilians being shot in the street.
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They only like the fucking Palestinian civilians.
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Just like Jewish civilians killed on October 7th is wrong.
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We should all be able to agree that killing civilians is wrong.
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You don't get to pick and choose, like, oh, that civilian I don't care about.
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So this is the stuff that leads us down this path of evil,
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is by letting evil people dictate world governments.
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If they're evil, blowing them the fuck up.
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all wars are won and lost up here in that which transpires before that which occurs
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it happens on the mental plane first and the one who knows he must win does win always yeah so
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i don't know we were watching this terence mckenna speech weren't we last night on youtube
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that guy was fantastic who's that it's somebody that uh you know it was 1998
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that guy that was sitting here from tim pool what's his name again
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in um ian yeah yeah i feel so guilty no it was 1998 no but he told me to watch
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ian mckenna terrence terrence mckenna uh-huh yeah his name's ian yeah i'm so i apologize
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i'm just i'm drawing a blank i thought we were talking about fashion oh yeah i did want to talk
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about that yeah let's get back i had to say my piece but terrence mckenna is he was oh he was
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talking about how uh people are taking in more information via computers like ai and stuff
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well he didn't say i know because it wasn't done yeah but he said um taking in more information
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through their eyes than ever before so more in one year people are ingesting through their eyes
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you know the windows of your soul because you see things and then you react to them right
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and time was speeding up yeah and he said because of that the connectivity between people and the
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workings of the mind is making you know it's getting stronger and stronger the connectivity
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and that um uh makes time speed up so time is speeding up and going faster and faster towards
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the ultimate goal which is um total connectivity the total connectivity of uh
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knowledge and fact and a new language will come out of it yeah it was deep it was really deep
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the jewish nation you just you have to get over that dude this was 1998 yeah that he was
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projecting all of this into the future it was really cool yeah and so like walls will be broken
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down between it it's just like consciousness will grow so huge it'll just grow so huge that we might
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become entities outside of our own skin like in the computer we might be like living in the
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computer in our mind yeah and won't need our bodies anymore making a transition from
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uh the material existence into the uh future which is pure intelligence and i said this in
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my speech 2012 for running for president uh i believe that you know we're on our way to
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you know the pursuit of intelligence which of course would be self-replicating yeah
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and him saying that made me go yeah it would be automatically self-correcting unlike tesla
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and google maps but it should be automatically self-correcting based in fact yeah not based in
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opinion from uh special interest groups but fact historical fact proven historical scientific fact
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that would be amazing that's where we're going well that was 98 i it seems like we didn't go
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that way it seems like people got actually way dumber maybe it'll come maybe they had to adjust
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like i don't think people are smarter now than they were in 1998 not to i'm not trying to be
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chat gpt now but we had all that information all people did is use that information just push their
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own agendas and get we didn't have chat gpt no but he was talking 98 because that was pretty much
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when the internet started taking off we all said that we're like this is gonna be crazy we're gonna
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have all the access we're gonna get along and then everyone just went deeper in their groups
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and guts and now the disinformation is worse than it's ever been worse than ever it really is and
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and that's why i don't know what's true but that's why you have to read a variety of sources
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but that's what i'm saying from a variety of opinions but why did but stay away from the
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ones that aren't rational and based in fact yeah no i agree but it's like the amount of information
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that we have access to is actually making us in my opinion dumber yeah which i didn't expect
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and I'm not trying to be negative but that's what I see
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that's the dumbest move we've ever made as a species
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you have all the access on your phone you should be able to go hey this person pushing this
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i can research this on my own they're not on there for information they're on there looking for a
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fight yeah like on quora that questions they ask to jewish people yeah you can just see it yeah
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and you're like why don't you know or do you know yeah it's like oh it's a the humiliation of the
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jews ritual um why are you supporting genocide you know the magic word well they yeah and they've
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inverted it but when that's what i'm saying but the the information is there to counter that and
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go oh my god i'm being brainwashed by morons but nobody does that everyone just keeps becoming
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more and more because they're only there to fight and to argue and when proven wrong then they move
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the just go to a different argument that's exact that's the problem yeah so i don't know well what
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makes a jew anyway yeah ahab the pharaoh said ahab the pharaoh who wrote yeah that is what they do
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they change now they start changing definitions what the liberals did 15 years ago they started
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changing the definition of even the word truth or men and women well they manufacture the
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narrative and then feed it through their uh what do they call it uh venues on the news yeah and
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it's all the same bullshit yeah it's wall to wall bullshit yeah and we're getting done
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we're not we're falling for it quicker it's it seems to be my generation and women of my stature
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um seeing them out there defending rape culture yeah that blows my fucking mind you
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i just want to say i mean i shouldn't be rude as i said to bunny xo yeah they just split up
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i told bunny xo do you still you don't have to give up that gorgeous cow that i love
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oh you texted her after you heard yeah i said i'm sorry to hear but i hope you don't have to
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give up that beautiful cow that i want to meet and she goes oh no i don't and she sent a picture
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of it it's all hairy and woolly yeah and so i said if i were a horrible woman comedian i would say
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that looks just like your ex but i am not that woman
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did she laugh she put ha ha i love you that's sad but i said oh i wish both of you good luck
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I mean you know love runs out yeah well no he got not when you have little kids he got he got skinny
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that was the problem he got skinny and he wanted strange and they had an open marriage but even
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then he got skinny and she just she wanted him fat and god bless her that's what I need I need
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well she was a feeder you can see that yeah so she felt a lot of these women they they you know
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they say the way through a man's heart is through his stomach or something like that
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can i tell you guys something yeah uh-huh sorry we got political there for a second
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bring your mic hi sweetheart you need to talk about fashion
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get me off of my doomsday no but it was good we had to give the people a little i know
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i know um so i chat of course god wins so don't smoke no i know i chat gpt'd
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i know it is but you're never gonna admit to it uh organizing and reorganizing drawers while
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speaking to myself in a foreign negative voice going i knew you no you're doing it wrong you're
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doing it all wrong and i'm like i know what i'm doing oh so you know get off my back and then it's
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like okay if i were you i put you know i'm like i'm not even fucking married or living with my mom
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i don't know who the fuck you are you did that you gotta shut up okay okay wait this is good
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so that's kind of funny when i hide things from myself and then yell i say and then yeah so i can
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be begrudge myself no or what do you call it berate myself no oh my god i'm sick of laugh
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yeah okay and they hang on with these they have like human like yeah fingers well they just hang
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on and they squirm and scream they scream like fucking okay that's in heat what are you secretly
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great at uh-oh that's a good one singing it's true yeah you've heard it a couple times oh and
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dancing is i mean she was like pop locking and she was no we posted a thing of her dancing people
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oh my god that's right when when when nikolai that's his name he's my husband yeah i've had
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a mind meld with him my tesla oh he's my husband and his name is nikolai okay i like it it's
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kind of russian jewish yeah well so he was serbian oh yeah i don't even think he was jewish
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but as my dad would say when i'd go because my dad said all the greatest comics were jews so i go
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or he said well and they're black too but i said well what about bob hope is he a jew dad and
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As I stated earlier, I only apologized once and it ruined my life.
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that mistake because you're a genius okay things you've stopped spending money on
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amazon no no things i've stopped spending money on
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expensive handbags oh good i love that that's a great because i have way too many yeah you do
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But you see the fucking humor in you ever thinking it would be otherwise.
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boy he lays the mighty low okay i love that that's my secret uh passion sauce my secret passion
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watching videos that lay the mighty low yeah me too like when uh people meme them meme their
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oh yeah when they cheat yeah like that milk bar tv is awesome he's been great brendan dilly
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all his stuff great you gotta watch down for love that down syndrome chant oh yeah i haven't
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watched it is it good oh hannah was watching it your wife and those people are so loving
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on tv though no they're like no the down syndrome couples some of them are predators
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they're like excited they want to have sex yeah they want to have sex they're excited
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they're like i want to kiss they all want to hug they say hugging and loyalty those are the two
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top things yeah hugging loyalty and they're so cute some of them are really smart it's just
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one chromosome extra yeah yeah but i mean like larry david i think it was on a larry david show
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he said have you ever met a down syndrome person that wasn't happy they're all so happy well yeah
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they're retarded of course they're happy they're my sister used to sit in the yard and i'm there
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in salt lake and there was a down syndrome across the street with the transistor radio
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smiling all day and under the tree there going to eat but come back out watch people sitting
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there smiling i says to my sister or she said to me why can't god make us
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they are like the loving most kind yeah bubbly child of our life we're so glad we had that
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person but i can't imagine no i wouldn't do it i can't imagine having a dad that takes courage
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but they're so happy and they're horny they are so horny
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they're like well that's why they're so happy but it was in new zealand i didn't i tried to
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i got stalked by a down syndrome did you yeah is this tom arnold again or no it's way before
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tom he was the second did he really stalk you like love letters oh that's cute it wasn't cute
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at all because we were in the mental institution at the time yeah the state hospital there in
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provo utah and uh options are limited so me and my me and another girl that were underage do you
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remember her name linda oh the linda not your friend no no her name wasn't linda it was um
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mara oh yeah and uh i can tell you're going back there yeah she was 12 and we were not on an adult
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ward yikes at 12 she was 12 and i was 13 uh 16 oh in an adult ward yeah in the state
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fucked up in the state mental institution there in utah and uh he was in our her room there and
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she goes like that you know so i go what and turn around and there's that mental
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look at down syndrome looking in the window there
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fucking disgusting fucking animal type thing happening.
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In the window there, and so we jumped, and then he ran away.
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And then we'd have to see him at breakfast and lunch and dinner.
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I remember the transsexual we had in there.
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I remember I liked this big fat guy named Claire, and I sat across from him,
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And he had this black guy friend that had a weird-shaped head, like a bean.
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And so Claire says to him, after we ate together a few times.
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i didn't know that in utah of course they got weird names can i finish my story
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and so uh he goes claire goes to his friend there uh go ahead and tell her
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and uh i go so i go tell me what and the friend goes claire wants you to look under the table
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i don't like so you know i'm already on all kind of fucking psych meds by being in the
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nut house there they had me really doped up and uh so okay you know nothing fazed me when i was
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on them drugs the anti-psychotic drugs like okay so you know i look on her table there and
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uh claire's whole he was wearing overalls but when he's sitting there well the whole crotch
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is cutting out i knew you were gonna say that yeah and all his uh all his business
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was just hanging there oh no hell no yeah no so what did you think so
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thinking back now i'm like christ you were out of your fucking mind
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why did you cut the crotch of your pants out
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hmm but was there and i go but i don't get why your balls hanging out of your pants
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helps you with that claire how does that make that i don't get it
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became angry yeah i don't get it either he actually put worms in my oatmeal
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yeah yeah it was a freaky experience but uh yeah no wonder why you're so fucked up
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yes really but what got me off on this i don't know i don't know oh down syndrome yeah yeah yeah
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we're talking about how happy down syndrome went into the fat trans guy with that went down a
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crazy world oh the downs guy was jerking it yeah yeah well then we heard about oh it was just
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such a brutal horrible that sounds awful so he got in trouble for being a sex offender
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on account of us and all the nurses and all that shit claire the down syndrome guy
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the down syndrome guy well i shouldn't remember his name just had the crotch i think his name was
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kevin and uh so um yeah so they moved him onto a ward where it was sex offenders oh so we heard
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About a week later, they had to take him out of there with a busted up butthole.
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So they put all the rapists in one area with the Down syndrome guy?
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I was playing with Barbies, and you were in a crazy place.
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personally yeah that was bad he had i think he had to have some surgery he showed back up later
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though back on the original ward that's with no grease yeah then he didn't uh seem to offend
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anymore but then there was another offender one i remember the worst offender of all of all time
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And the gym coach, big, lanky Mormon dude, he congratulated me in everything as a student body president.
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Oh, I'd be sitting in on making the rules and talking about the kids' problems and how we can help each other.
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uh comes back five minutes later um this other one kid i don't know what in the hell was wrong
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with him but he had a lot of obsessions and you can see he goes uh daniel that was his name
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hey daniel took a shit in the sink upstairs
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and you have to clean it out as president because you're the president
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for your occupational therapy they didn't like anything i made but
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i go i resign i fucking resign as a fucking president fuck you you're an adult yeah and
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you're you know he's your student yeah and you're a man and i'm a girl so you go fuck yourself
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because i'm not cleaning up that shit good and that's why you know you're supporting me to be
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president it was all a fucking dirty trick you dirty bastard yeah i go you'll get yours fella
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did he he did get his how as as you know my curses are never they're pretty good yeah
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do you get a busted butthole and and your dad's curses are pretty good dad does curses or she
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cursed my dad you mean no no your dad cursed ta oh yeah my dad cursed your dad oh yeah well
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and my dad yeah but you know everybody's dad that gets to know him but anyway what what are we talking
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i don't know i i just i'm just still processing the busted butthole down syndrome the insane
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clean asylum presidency oh yeah so i resigned as president and that fucking gym teacher had to
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clean that shit up what happened to the gym teacher that's what it was i you said you put a spell on
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him yeah what happened i don't know there's a gym teacher in provo utah he uh he allowed a kid to
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hang himself inside his what the place he's supposed to be responsible for so he got fired
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and you do that yeah roseanne for president of america i thought you had learned your lesson
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at the rovo utah but she didn't have to clean up shit out of the scene because you didn't win
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if you would won that's what they make you do i love the mental health yeah i think about what
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i learned there because i was there for a damn year yeah and uh did you meditate like did you
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pray what were you thinking every day when you woke up how am i gonna get am i gonna get the
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fuck out of here what in the fuck have i done now why and is it but i think i was like
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i know how i got through it like i got through so many other things
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this is gonna be funny in five years that's what i always said to myself oh yeah this is gonna make
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a great fucking story well and that's what made you who you are as a comedian and a person
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and well it's one of the things that yeah it's one of the things that shaped me horror
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yeah daily horror and uh but that's what kind of shapes all comedians most of them well i had the
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horror of my own beautiful family and neighborhood and then but i was always crazy i mean i'll give
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that like when i was three i saw it on cartoons you hang on to the back of a car's bumper and
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you fly up in the air because they did on the cartoons so you know i did i hung on and the
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guys who's in the gravel there my gravel's backyard started up his car and i'm hanging on there
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you know just busting up my knees went through my jeans and everything and i'm not flying for shit
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i'm not flying i'm getting dragged these cartoons are full of shit i'm like it's because he's not
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going fast enough as soon as he turns around the corner and speeds up you'll fly how long did you
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hold on before you realized it wasn't gonna work longer than i should have yeah because there was
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gravel embedded in my kneecap so i started screaming he got it out and he ran him into my
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grandma and uh you know my grandmother she's a lovely jewish loving jewish grandmother from
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um lithuania there and uh where they loved the jews um
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i forget what i'm saying what am i what am i talking about
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i mean that's pretty crazy i seen it on the cartoon it sums everything up what does it
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matter with your brains what is that it was beautiful and on that and on that uh any final
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words for uh i mean i'm so glad you had your drug week i'm do you think you'll be more rested for
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next i hope this is not like a cuckoo no we got tales from the nut house i'm gonna call it
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I mean, I have to let go of all of these things I have in my head.
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All this information and just bust it down to, you know, the basics of where I'm like, there's.
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you're actually that's great very positive with your text you're sending me i can tell
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and yeah because uh trump just reshaped the whole middle east he did put china in check
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defeated all the commies that's my greatest that's fucking great he's going straight for obama
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yeah and my text was prophetic yeah and the women in iran like the women in gaza they both stood up
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and i said it here yeah and the women in gaza woke up all the men and they are now marching
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against the moth i saw that today that's what needs to happen women i supported in iran who
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were you know being shot in the street for having their hair show yeah um yeah they're taking over
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now too i hope so women we can't go back we can't women come on now we've had enough of your shit
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yeah we know what you're doing it doesn't work um it's our time now we're smart the computer
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is um inspired by the woman's brain step aside bitches you know and as i say i'm the only one
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who really really knows and 2026 as i predicted in 2020 2026 will be the boomerang year yeah
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the ester boomerang because um 2026 equals 10 that's 10 yep 10 which is one right well i i'm
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positive too i just don't want to wait your birthday is june 30 30th yeah he's a june
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cancer yeah i'm a july cancer i'm gonna be listen to this on 7 6 26 i'm gonna be 66 oh wow
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you're gonna be 66 yep jesus congratulations 7 6 26 66 now you'll be able to get your medicare
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right no i already have it bitch yeah she's 66 well you know you can start getting all your
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plastic surgery if you're on medicare you can demand plastic surgery and they'll pay for it
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really they're doing sex changes for the illegals on medicare you can get a sex change but i don't
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know if you can get no you can't no you can at least get lipo paid for the government come on
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now come on now well congrats on making it this far thank you how do you feel feel good you look
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great thank you how do you feel about truly becoming an older woman after a lifetime of
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slavery to fashion hipness and happenings um well you know it's rough it takes a lot more to get
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ready in the morning because you know you don't just wake up looking fabulous anymore yeah but
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But, no, it's all an attitude, and I feel good.
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And I am on my palate, and I feel pretty good for 66.
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Drink all you want, but you've got to exercise, like that guy that Joe Rogan's talking about.
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I don't really want to exercise, so I have to get into the zone.
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since sunday we need to be all i've done is lay in bed and watch tv and go out and meet her in her
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bed and lay in her bed well a lot of it's the heat like i took noemi to the park today it was
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100 fucking degrees we made it like 15 feet i was like i'm gonna walk today yeah and she turned she's
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like come and went back to the car and i said it's too hot and she went no i was sweating yeah
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oh she went like that yeah it's too hot so but again if it was a perfect day i still wouldn't
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want to walk i mean it's about you're gonna have to change your thinking i know i know i'm getting
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really you have to find something that you like because i like yoga and then we have this like
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older chinese guy that we do aerobics with you know and it's all old people in our gym class
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but but now it gets you moving i'm gonna get on your abs i'm gonna do a pill or something
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All right, should we do a second episode so I can cut this one tonight through the night?
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Well, her blood pressure is down because of the medication.
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But the time for Becky said she could drink that Red Bull and Diet Pepsi all day
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Because it doesn't affect her blood pressure because she's on a good medication.
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No, but as soon as she heard her heart was good, she was like, I knew it.
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It's always, you got that little space you can take to do your bad behavior.
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Yeah, I was just like giving myself to finish this show before I go straight to rehab.
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but uh yeah because i guess i have to be walking on the edge to be funny it's crazy well that's
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true i already walk on the fucking edge of sanity every day of my life looking out of these fucking
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idiots like how come why are you in charge of anything yeah you know what i mean i do i think
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about it every day how come you got millions of views and uh
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hello well you keep bringing up the views i've told you this so many times about youtube
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you know i should have at least a million followers don't you think absolutely but and
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you do you do on twitter you do you're creeping up on instagram we post but you people don't get
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notified like we have a guy that does our clips and he's like i thought you took a month off
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he our clip guy didn't even know we were doing a show because youtube doesn't even know it's the
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air of rob at google yes the air of rob at google are the ones that send you on a goose chase under
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bridges yeah because you know they probably have their cousin under there on the cell phone gonna
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hit you in the head and steal your social security probably well they just don't they don't want to
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notify your followers that you have a new show because then you'll get big numbers so it's like
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but you should take that as a that's a good thing having a high hit count on youtube is like hassan
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piker you know why i think they keep me down i know why they keep well because they steal all my
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lines yeah but again and then they never rerun any of my clips no of course because they're like hey
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i stole her line so i don't want to pretend like she exists they don't even know i heard it somewhere
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oh it just occurred to me what they don't know well first of all there's so much information
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out there people that subscribe to us they have they're subscribed to a hundred other channels
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you know how much you watch youtube so if one notification doesn't come they're not going to
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remember even if they love you if they're a big fan of the show so all youtube has to do is control
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the notification they just don't send it out to people you don't get the views you think no one
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listens to you you stop caring as much and then you self-censor and you get off that's why you
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just never quit just keep doing it and don't worry about the hit count that's so stupid too
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i don't worry about it i just notice it yeah but when you get when we get big numbers you get
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really excited and i get it but that's an old world because now getting big numbers usually
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means guitar is funding you yeah getting low numbers means someone hates what you're saying
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because it's truthful so that's the badge of honor that's a good thing and i know it sounds
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twisted logic but i really believe that being shadow banned by a giant google machine is a
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fucking huge compliment that's that's as good as it gets i'd rather get low numbers and know that
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i'm shadow banned by the establishment than be like a candace or tucker that's like literally
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selling bullshit and you know to a million pakistani bots and feeling good about themselves
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like that's not like fueling jihad against the jews yeah but i mean how come they don't have
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any shame because they're evil and evil people by nature don't have shame and they don't care
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about protecting the western world or anyone where people have liberty and rights and women's rights
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and gay rights they don't want any of that they're satanists so any message that's pro sharia or pro
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or anti-liberation that's what's going to get lifted so you don't want to be lifted you don't
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want to be one of those people why would you want to be popular by pushing something that's anti-liberation
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i don't i want to be popular for pushing liberation you are in real life off youtube you are that's
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your whole brand that's your name so people in the real world already know that about you on youtube
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who gives a shit they have to silence you that's good
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I'm telling you that's good you should be like that's so
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they do the people that matter hear it and the
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people that don't give a fuck about them anyone
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I don't really give a shit what they have to say
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yeah all of it i don't care vance is his stooge yeah oh my god he
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what do they possibly think they're gonna do they're gonna push their agenda which is like a
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theocracy a catholic islam theocracy chris lom chris lom theocracy that's what they want they
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don't want jews they don't want liberation they don't want people in the streets standing up
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against fucking being beheaded or raped and they want to push this one world government and it's
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evil but that's what evil does so it's like i don't even like why would we be surprised by that
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we're going to talk to the people that that know something's up we're going to communicate with our
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ilk and say hey look we're going to tell you the truth ban us highlight us call us names whatever
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you want to do we don't give a shit we're just going to keep telling the truth we are pro liberation
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We are pro-human rights and the individual and fucking arming yourself and being a man and a woman and raising your goddamn family and being a good person.
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To do better, to learn, grow, and do better, not to stay in the same ideology for 150 years after it has worked nowhere.
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But you're positive, and that's what's most important.
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yeah because uh just the flow of information yeah and what exchanges we make it's making the
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world smaller and more connected actually i hope you're right i do talk to people you know that's
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why i loved the internet when i first did that talk show to hear from people all over the world
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and converse yeah no it's great but then now people are getting different algorithm feeds
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they're being fed different information they're being separated it's completely a tool of the
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devil the internet now and there isn't connectivity anymore you're not finding people that are like
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you you're finding people that you hate and you want to fight and then you go fight them and it's
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actually pushing us further apart and i think it's sad because i was at such promise for the
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internet and maybe it'll come back but like i don't think people are really connecting or
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learning anymore i think they're just fighting well i think they've chosen sides yeah and
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remember i said that um you know my speech was on uh i think it was passover i said um you know
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it's about you have to choose your side now it starts now yeah the head of the year and you
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have to choose your side you can't sitting on the fence and uh being neutral like switzerland
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ha ha the biggest joke in the world the country that launders all the money of war is neutral
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but uh yeah you've got to pick a side you've got to serve somebody as bob dylan says yeah it may
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be the devil or it may be the lord but you've got to serve somebody yeah and that's it that's
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you got to choose good or bad because there's no it's okay that's gone and that's why trump was able
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to decimate a medieval death cult with almost, well, with no ground troops.
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And very few American casualties in a very short period of time.
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Yeah, this could be the greatest thing that ever happened to humanity.
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But I just need to make sure that he doesn't stop.
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I think what he's actually doing is saying, hey.
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To build a infrastructure to facilitate the voice of the people being heard in your government.
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So I think what he's doing is saying he wants to be able to.
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I think he's very smart and he's going to say, look, I tried this.
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It's finally like, look, I gave you the keys to the kingdom.
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you know any firing at us is going to get fast results yeah so there's that too he said we're
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going to bomb the shit yeah but that's what he keeps doing but it's like let's just let's just
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skip that and just go bomb the shit out of him but look who's getting uh unmasked during the
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whole process yeah i do like that and that's the best thing it's uh unmasking in the entire
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united states government yeah it's unmasking uh the mullahs which you know their irgc is what i
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said that's planet of the apes government it is and uh it goes back to the obama deal
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that valerie jarrett wrote which destroyed women's rights in iran and uh
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and also of course destroyed any hope of democracy which the left loves to yap about but they
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destroy it everywhere how can that be yes but anyway because it's all bullshit and um i think
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trump just called their bluff and goes we know we know it's all bullshit yeah nato is bullshit
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you didn't help us yeah even though we pay for you yeah it's like you you guys are ungrateful
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children and you're out of the will yeah i love it i mean that's that's his superpowers he shows
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he makes people show the world who they really are yeah but it's like i just again let's stop
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of the games no we just pray that god's voice become you know that he has more clarity and
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ability to decipher the uh the uh messages coming to him from the almighty and not man
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amen yeah i never got to say i'm wearing my bucky's t-shirt oh tell us about your nickname
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please and we'll do this and then we'll cut yeah no please i'm in love with bucky's bucky beaver
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and that was my nickname growing up was i had buck teeth oh how cute no it wasn't cute
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they bullied me it was terrible it was traumatic this guy at lunch said bucky beaver open this can
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can opener in front of all my friends that's hilarious and i was like
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and my dad goes trish to my mom trish she can't even close her mouth
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thank god like think of like any pedo was like oh no i don't want that chick
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you know what i'm saying with the scrape it right off yeah and so no cut that but my mom had me in
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like little crop tops and little shorts you know when i was in fifth grade but like i said thank
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god i had buck teeth but i love bucky's i do too the greatest place my favorite place yeah they're
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building one it's almost done in kansas oh really yep they have one in missouri that guy invests his
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own money yeah it's 92 million to we watch the whole thing yeah he's bucky's is the greatest
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place in the world it's the greatest place another great i love their food i thank you bucky's
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i love bucky's too my baby son is named buck i know right yeah that's my story i love it thank
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you my son buck and both of my sons are fat fat fat i i always thought they'd be more athletic
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well we were athletic both times they can get back we're just in a fat we're just in a fat
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phase it happens everyone has a fat phase in their life well and your wife is in a fat phase
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right now well yeah that's what he's like feeding that's who i blame it's hannah's fault for getting
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pregnant all the time i told jake you're not going to gain 40 pounds with this pregnancy like you did
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with the other two too late well 225 so to be clear what's your normal what's a good 200 and i
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got down to 195 no 25 pounds in six years i'm not it's not like you're morbidly obese no but i need
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to get it under control and i don't want to and that's a hard that's a hard struggle because i
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you're putting you know why you're doing it drinking no you're putting on armor no because
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you don't feel strong enough so you're putting on weight i normally i've done the armor thing
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and i thought about it but no i just really like to drink i'm not joking i i liked i'm stressed
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during the day i got a lot of work well you gotta change your drink you gotta get drunker and then
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on beer that's the problem because when i was drinking whiskey or vodka i didn't get fat yeah
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That's how George Clooney keeps his girlish figure.
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I'm the only person in America that's not on a prescription drug.
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I'm just like, my outlet is beer or white cloth.
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And trying to do that eye thing with that gel shit that you tried today.
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I mean, my optimum male, my optimum male, very old, very ill, very wealthy, ready to
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I just want a guy that's like fun and interesting.
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Well, I found that guy in Miami, but you won't let me marry him.
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I want you to marry someone that you actually love.
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No, I want you to marry someone that you actually love.
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because he's approximately 5'3 and weighs 120 pounds.
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I want you to marry someone that's like, you know, for real.
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We need someone smart, rich, intelligent, fun, exciting.
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I just want you to be taken on a date with a nice gentleman.
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Can you imagine how horrified I'd be if that were to happen?
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If a guy took you on a nice date and treated you like a woman,
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He likes you and he wants to get on dinner.
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i just want someone who knows what a fucking amazing genius what a fucking amazing queen
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old bad guy yeah you want to be adored and treated with respect and you deserve that and i want that
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i want everyone to laugh i want a man who'll laugh at all my jokes whether they're funny or
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not yeah well that a sycophant will do that that's you know i don't know you want you want a guy that
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tells you it's not funny yeah yeah i want a guy that say you know it's almost funny yeah or that's
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way off yeah yeah but then i'll hate him for saying that no you won't just have a pen pal
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one i told you this why don't you write people and serial killers in prison that's what you
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really want oh my god i've had this idea the whole time yeah just marry a guy in prison
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marry a serial killer you don't ever have to meet him you get the pen pal you would like the beach
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killer she would love the like cat and mouse game of trying to seduce a serial killer i already know
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that you would enjoy that so just write to a serial killer you don't have to do it as yourself
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he's not going to hurt anyone he's in prison find a convicted serial killer he's tall too
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start writing you'll get everything you want because they're smart most serial killers are
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smart you'll like the cat and mouse it's a little you know it's you know i'm onto it
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you don't want to admit it she's entertaining it i can no i'm not entertaining it i'm thinking that
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It would just be great that if that person knew something about Torah and would discuss that.
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So you want to write a serial killer about Torah or are you talking about another person?
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Well, I always wanted to be a rabbi's wife as a young girl.
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But then I realized you'll never be a rabbi's wife because you have no waist.
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Rabbis are allowed to have sex and get married, right?
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