The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Tales From The Nuthouse W⧸ Shannon Hughey ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #139

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00:05:51.960 Well, you guys know that I love to interview geniuses,

00:05:55.940 and in this show, I'm making an exception.

00:06:01.640 Now, this person is beyond a genius.

00:06:05.580 She is my, I don't know what you call it.

00:06:09.240 lady and waiting i don't know she's just my uh one of my hangout gals 1.00

00:06:15.940 one of my oldest friends um and she is crazy which i appreciate

00:06:22.020 and she can kind of hang i can talk about a lot of things with you and you do know a lot of things

00:06:32.460 thank you i mean they're interesting things but anyway this is like your fourth time back right

00:06:38.660 i think it's fifth oh it's your fifth time back this is my best this is my best girlfriend shannon

00:06:44.100 huey the audience knows her shannon huey uh that's it i'm just shannon huey was zewski

00:06:51.760 and i did not take his married name oh you didn't no you're one of them yeah i mean i've always been

00:07:01.140 shannon huey that's all i know except that one time when i was shannon huey mckay oh yeah you

00:07:07.940 were married a couple times right you get in trouble for that ever you probably can't talk

00:07:11.800 about it no no we divorced him but didn't you marry some guy just so he he gave you money for

00:07:20.000 he could get a passport no that never happened mother that is how dare you i said can you talk

00:07:26.760 about it you're like yeah i don't know like i'm somebody they want to watch well she loved him

00:07:32.060 Well, that was a long... You did love him.

00:07:34.440 Yeah. I loved him, too, so.

00:07:37.140 Carl.

00:07:37.940 Oh, I thought it was the other guy.

00:07:39.700 No, Johnny, no.

00:07:41.140 Oh, you married him, though, didn't you?

00:07:42.880 No.

00:07:43.320 Yeah, you did marry that guy.

00:07:45.940 Now, remember Janis Joplin's

00:07:48.140 channeler?

00:07:50.420 Is that who she was? 1.00

00:07:51.540 But didn't she marry Janis Joplin with that girl 0.99

00:07:54.500 or something? I don't know.

00:07:55.720 No, they were best friends.

00:07:57.280 Oh, something that was weird.

00:07:59.340 But she married you in that 1.00

00:08:02.060 tony guy in that fake hawaiian wedding there that you had to go to china to get out of maybe

00:08:08.560 you had to go to china wait i want to i want to interview oh did i say shannon huey yeah i did

00:08:15.160 okay i want to say this is the last day of our four-day uh what did i call it

00:08:23.220 housebound vacation and we have done some great things we have drank some great things we have

00:08:34.000 smoked some great things and uh we've also um taken some mushrooms and mushrooms chocolate

00:08:43.760 and gummies do you know what those mushrooms are called no dwarf kink oh yeah i saw that

00:08:49.840 i don't know what you're i don't know i just that's what it was labeled i saw that you guys

00:08:54.540 trip out pretty bad well she cut it into thirds and we split a third yeah i didn't want to get

00:09:02.820 out of control but i want to introduce my friend oh my shannon wanted to talk

00:09:10.180 Oh, Shannon's taking over the show.

00:09:14.200 Thickums, my curvy queen, my voluptuous vixen, my thick-tastic girlfriend, my fully stuffed

00:09:26.040 burrito with extra sauce. 1.00

00:09:31.240 Bitch, you are the secret ingredient. 1.00

00:09:37.660 That's adorable. 1.00

00:09:39.140 there you go that's very that's my uh intro to you well i'm glad you're here doing drugs with

00:09:44.520 my mother yeah it's very great isn't it how great has it been oh my god i just have to have a uh

00:09:52.980 what do you call it a little bit of a drinking party crash out every few weeks we can do this

00:10:00.180 all the time hours we've been over down every few hours you know it's the proper term is staycation

00:10:06.480 by the way yeah i call it homebound but you can do these all the time we're happy to leave we

00:10:12.720 enjoy of course you know the pool was supposed to be ready for me and shannon to swim in it and of

00:10:17.320 course now they say it's clogged and we can't get any gas down there to heat it which i just paid

00:10:22.300 an arm and a leg i want to do a whole show on this company i'm so angry but i want to do a whole

00:10:27.760 moral lesson on you and when you and your wife decide you're going to save money how much 0.97

00:10:38.020 fucking money that costs i'm sick of it actually we didn't we didn't save money 0.99

00:10:43.040 we know we never did that honestly we never did you took a bid from the fucking no that's just 1.00

00:10:49.240 the fence the pool this was always the original pool company and they were expensive they were 0.96

00:10:53.020 really good it was like come have the but they're supposed to heat the pool yeah the pool heater is

00:10:57.660 not working but yeah because the guy says they put in the pipes wrong dude it's a hundred did

00:11:03.100 he say that yeah he said there's a oh yeah there's a clog in the pipe yeah and that's not true he has

00:11:09.080 to remake remove it he came and fixed it and that ended up not being the problem it's actual problem

00:11:14.400 is our propane yeah but it was not the pool guys for once it's actually the propane tank to the

00:11:22.280 house yes yeah it's a pre-existing now what are we gonna do they're coming tomorrow with the guys

00:11:25.980 that installed it dude it's like a hundred degrees out the pool's like at 90 i know you're such a 1.00

00:11:32.220 fucking puss she's such a pussy well i did get a wetsuit so i can go swimming jesus you're such a 0.99

00:11:39.100 lady but yeah no it was supposed to be heated friday we went out of town we were all excited 1.00

00:11:43.540 to come back it's been a nightmare but no one cares but shan i was like planning it for when

00:11:47.820 shannon could come out because the pool would be ready so i moved shannon's trip here two three

00:11:54.560 times and well she'll have to come back when the well and also you were editing when i was going

00:12:00.820 to come and and that wasn't good yeah and by the way the show looks excellent good to hear you got

00:12:09.160 to watch you didn't even see it colored yet peter hasn't even done the colorization and they haven't

00:12:16.880 put in the special effects or the music we just hired a composer that's what makes the biggest

00:12:22.820 difference but you liked it you saw the story yes it's great right loved it great acting funny

00:12:28.680 family love god pop you know like really really good stuff as i said it's about an american farmer

00:12:41.740 that jacks off a ball.

00:12:49.000 Don't give the plot point.

00:12:50.620 Would you cut that?

00:12:53.240 I don't know.

00:12:53.860 It's a teaser, right?

00:12:55.440 Technically, we're teasing.

00:12:57.720 I would like to play the trailer on the show, 0.99

00:13:00.220 but we can't do it to shit. 0.97

00:13:02.040 Anyway, I'm glad you watched it and liked it. 0.98

00:13:03.420 We can't play the trailer?

00:13:03.660 I can't.

00:13:04.280 No, not yet.

00:13:05.360 Not yet.

00:13:05.940 Soon. 0.99

00:13:06.320 You're always fucking saying that. 0.99

00:13:08.060 I know this show is going nowhere fast. 0.99

00:13:10.640 It is, too.

00:13:11.240 I wish you hadn't said that about the bull.

00:13:14.500 And I have a great line.

00:13:17.080 What?

00:13:18.120 My big line in the show.

00:13:20.800 Oh, yeah.

00:13:21.640 That looks like it.

00:13:22.500 About the sea.

00:13:24.440 Would you like to say your line, please?

00:13:27.220 Go ahead and say it.

00:13:28.860 Okay.

00:13:30.140 That's one big.

00:13:31.360 You said it louder.

00:13:32.680 Oh.

00:13:33.900 Sit up straight. 1.00

00:13:36.120 That's one big, beautiful cock. 1.00

00:13:39.420 people are gonna can't wait to watch this show our christian followers it is not a penis though 1.00

00:13:46.020 i'll tell you that much okay see now you're ruining my show both of you're ruining my 0.95

00:13:50.280 surprises teasers teasers teasers teasers it's always going the other direction that people

00:13:57.220 expect it to go that i like well our our listeners are very loyal and and good god-fearing people so

00:14:06.180 they're in for a real real surprise can i say we had so much fun because she wasn't driving

00:14:13.260 oh yeah it was amazing now i was gonna want to talk about how you were so right about how

00:14:22.660 i should be driving that sesla truck yep what's it called jake cyber truck and that was another

00:14:29.640 time you that you guys we didn't save money on that we went we went big time we got it wrapped

00:14:33.940 we got it tinted so we're not we're not being cheap with this how great is that car oh my god

00:14:39.080 okay i just didn't think that i would be able to operate it there is a learning curve and you're

00:14:45.120 not the most and it makes mistakes yes and i told shannon it's like a bad boyfriend yeah it tends to

00:14:54.820 go off on its own if you're not totally in control and have your hand on the wheel i can see that

00:15:02.700 Never take your hand off the wheel.

00:15:05.000 Sometimes it'll say, put your hand on the wheel to make sure you're paying attention.

00:15:09.440 Well, just so you know, we're talking about self-driving and it's awesome.

00:15:12.080 I made her get it.

00:15:13.140 She was scared of it, but, you know.

00:15:14.920 I had to shut off the self-driving twice because it was taking me under some effing bridge.

00:15:21.140 Oh, yeah.

00:15:21.600 What was that one about?

00:15:22.720 Going under a bridge three times and back and forth?

00:15:26.080 That's actually not Tesla's fault.

00:15:27.900 No.

00:15:28.540 My driver did that.

00:15:30.300 That's Google Maps.

00:15:32.700 That's what happened to my driver. 0.79

00:15:33.960 Google Maps, but they won't let us hook up to Waze on Tesla.

00:15:37.640 Well, no, you can use Waze on Tesla, but you can't use it in the self-driving.

00:15:40.720 So the self-driving on that Tesla is designed for you to navigate on the map,

00:15:44.440 and then it follows the map.

00:15:46.560 So if the map's wrong, it doesn't know.

00:15:48.000 It's just going to follow the map.

00:15:49.340 But that is the only place I know where the map doesn't work.

00:15:51.260 Why does Tesla, what's his name?

00:15:54.020 Elon Tesla.

00:15:55.900 What's his name?

00:15:56.920 Elon Musk.

00:15:58.980 Elon Tesla.

00:16:00.020 why does he let these little screw-ups occur in these incredible machines that he builds because

00:16:07.380 he uses existing infrastructure he's very smart so he's using the satellite and gps global

00:16:12.820 positioning system that has been there for 20 years so if that is wrong it's not his fault 0.99

00:16:16.960 i know but i mean he's not going to go he's a trillionaire and he doesn't give a fuck 0.98

00:16:23.040 well no i mean you're here she got lost in her uber my uber got lost 0.98

00:16:27.940 It took me the same way where she got lost.

00:16:32.260 That's what I'm saying, because it's the map program.

00:16:34.100 It's the map.

00:16:34.700 It's not the Tesla.

00:16:35.620 It must be on the other side of that bridge thing, your thing.

00:16:41.000 It shows it as our, it happens all the time.

00:16:43.300 So I always have to send locations.

00:16:45.140 I was thinking, hey, this is one hell of a good looking bridge.

00:16:48.720 I couldn't believe there weren't 400 people on mattresses living right under it.

00:16:54.040 Well, we're in Texas.

00:16:54.500 Like in LA.

00:16:55.680 Or in Austin.

00:16:56.760 but can i ask you a question so now that you've figured out the self-driving it's the right thing

00:17:01.060 to do right because you can also probably drive and drink it was amazing i'm usually biting my

00:17:07.200 nails like when she's backing up and driving i'm like yes and then this is like easy peasy

00:17:16.420 yeah it's like i go hey look it it's gonna find us a parking place now no it's incredible 1.00

00:17:22.300 it's incredible and then ara you know that chick i got in a few fights with her her her dry you 1.00

00:17:30.620 know the chick in the car janna was rude to her and then you said something about you bitch and 0.97

00:17:37.600 she said no need to be rude no that's when i was with him well i got in a fight with her i go that 1.00

00:17:43.840 stupid bitch ara and i didn't even know she was still tuned in oh yeah she goes no need to use 1.00

00:17:51.080 that kind of language nor be so rude i go you're fucking spying on me fuck off 1.00

00:17:57.840 no i think she's so we got an alexa i think way better no grok's incredible and grok and 0.99

00:18:03.640 cybertruck are fused oh okay okay and it's amazing you can actually ask yeah grok's the

00:18:08.400 one i fell in love with on quora that's what it is rs grok oh she's the female you can there's

00:18:15.600 different voice selections i picked aura because she's the most pleasant yeah so grok is in your

00:18:20.020 tesla cybertruck you can self-drive and then you can ask rock like we did that when we went to

00:18:24.580 dallas i said where's a good hamburger uh-huh and it read all the reviews and said this place

00:18:29.020 has this reviews and then put it in the map and drove us there yeah then we click self-drive and

00:18:33.540 took us right to the hamburgers yeah it's i mean it's like a miracle it's like a jet it's like

00:18:38.740 having yeah when i was a kid it's like what was on the jetsons yeah right here the jetsons and

00:18:44.680 i'm just happy for you because it is safer than and not not a joke at you it's safer than it's

00:18:49.240 seven times safer than the average human driver no i know i'm not a good driver thank you that's

00:18:54.740 the first thing you've ever said no i've admitted it that's the mushrooms or the ketamine or

00:18:58.920 something that's never you've never done that well i am actually a great driver but see i try

00:19:06.760 to cut corners through the law yeah with my criminal narcissistic personality disorder yes

00:19:13.360 criminal same thing you do on the tractor where you're like i think i can make that and then you

00:19:17.140 don't you're just you're just fearless which is a good thing that's why you're famous i should

00:19:21.100 better inform myself when driving forward into a tree yeah multiple dangers therein

00:19:28.820 don't get yourself driving i always think i can clear things that's what it is it is you're living

00:19:33.960 on the edge you're actually are a good driver you're in command and control but you'd like to

00:19:38.520 go no she does she's like i think i can make it it's like a race car and she goes fast and she

00:19:45.560 just is like i'm pretty sure i got it and then doesn't think like maybe i should just err on the

00:19:50.020 side of the safety and then if she gets the only one that liked it was my little sister god rest 0.98

00:19:55.020 her soul she liked to go in the car with me and we'd time it just for crazy shit go from la to san 0.99

00:20:03.240 diego in uh 45 minutes 46 minutes and because i could do it and i didn't give a shit so i'd be 0.93

00:20:13.080 like okay there's three cars there there's no lane i'm gonna do it anyway and you know i learned it 0.79

00:20:19.280 because of why my driver remember why yes i do a trans yes man her name was why isn't it and it

00:20:28.160 was a guy he didn't ever ask us to just like a why just the letter why okay he looked like ralph

00:20:34.240 machio yeah he was adorable he was just this little woman that was living as a man but she

00:20:40.000 wasn't trans was she i don't know what she was but she did live as a man and her friend was that

00:20:47.140 singer frank that girl dressed like a boy singing songs about being a boy which i don't know what

00:20:56.060 they were doing but i liked it because i was kind of out there when i was a kid too i never knew if

00:21:04.080 i was coming or going or if i said i never knew if i was a boy or a girl or a mormon or a jew or

00:21:11.620 on the moon or in russia or never never quite knew what was going on just like now

00:21:19.620 but i think i'm getting the alheimer

00:21:23.000 i do no i don't think you could operate a cyber truck no i told her stop saying that

00:21:29.880 no you can't speak those kind of you should have seen me operating it son well i was shocked so

00:21:35.420 we thought you were sleeping the other day so we're all quiet in here and then you called me

00:21:39.080 from down in san antonio no we're in lemberly well wherever i didn't even know you were gone

00:21:44.180 so that was pretty impressive and i just drove up and saw that you had it all hooked up and

00:21:48.400 yep she's got it down you've really got it down i mean it's uh it makes me feel safe and then i

00:21:54.480 almost drove into a ditch and killed myself trying to learn where the volume was remember how hard

00:22:01.940 that was that's the dial we found it it isn't on the dial yeah it is there's a dial and there's

00:22:06.740 a touch screen you have both options yeah i did the touch screen we found the left dial the right

00:22:11.440 dial is the self-drive and the left dial is volume and there's i couldn't make nothing happen and

00:22:16.920 there's karaoke karaoke is the official term and that's the greatest thing about and then it says

00:22:21.760 you're the passenger right right no that's the best thing so i don't know if people find this

00:22:28.080 so we had a couple of marks that's what i'm saying you could drive breakfast but oh my god i was like

00:22:34.080 oh this is gonna be so great because i'm gonna have a big fat marg and eat a lot of you know

00:22:39.500 soak up beans and egg you know no you had green fried tomatoes no honey this was not there oh

00:22:47.520 Oh, that was there, too.

00:22:49.600 You're right.

00:22:51.100 So that one, did we have a marg there?

00:22:54.120 Okay.

00:22:55.260 Hibiscus.

00:22:56.700 Yeah, hibiscus margarita.

00:22:58.720 Oh, my gosh, was that good?

00:23:00.020 So good.

00:23:00.800 And the food was delicious.

00:23:02.980 So I forgot what I was even going to say.

00:23:07.440 Because you've been on drugs all week.

00:23:09.380 You were on the margs.

00:23:12.320 Did you see the UK?

00:23:13.340 i'm not laughing because it's so horrible the the rapes that were covered up the 250 000

00:23:20.680 rapes that were covered did you see that today that report so i've noticed even like the most 0.97

00:23:25.280 horrible woke right people that i can't fucking stand are finally like hey this is kind of shitty 0.99

00:23:31.020 that they're like literally raping and killing people uh islamists like going to other countries 1.00

00:23:36.080 and raping these mass rape gangs and raping and beheading and they raped a one-year-old baby 1.00

00:23:41.080 and i saw i followed this one guy who's muslim and he's like we have to call out oh man the muslims 1.00

00:23:46.960 they do yeah they're it's their karma if they don't so there's like at least today it's like 0.97

00:23:52.580 i mean it was only an hour and then it went back to it's all jews fault but there was at least an 0.98

00:23:55.940 hour like hey rape gangs and covering up rape gangs that's that's pretty shitty that's pretty 0.99

00:24:01.560 bad for the west and maybe these you know people that rape and murder us are probably a bigger 0.93

00:24:07.720 problem than the ones that have weird noses and run businesses maybe we should focus on that a

00:24:12.820 little bit so that was the good news that's the silver lining there was a brief moment

00:24:16.480 uh it passed i never saw well my good news about the ewan yeah i want to talk can we talk about it

00:24:23.140 i know we didn't they're on deal how do you feel i really piss i think it's horrible well i feel

00:24:29.120 like it's 0.54

00:24:30.580 now the

00:24:31.920 the

00:24:33.280 Strait of America

00:24:35.100 and you know 0.87

00:24:37.560 Israel helped him do it

00:24:40.880 because they're our ally

00:24:42.880 and then

00:24:44.280 Trump

00:24:46.900 kind of told them

00:24:57.520 uh

00:24:59.120 it's the Strait of America for the world.

00:25:07.500 And I think that he told them,

00:25:14.320 I think what he meant was,

00:25:18.020 I think that he recognized Israel's sovereignty

00:25:21.340 as a nation, not a client state,

00:25:25.080 not owned, because he's also, 0.97

00:25:29.120 taken down the city of london and that is who israel through the rothschilds and all that 0.97

00:25:39.800 balfour shit yeah which was a partition of the ottoman empire most of which belonged to jews 0.97

00:25:49.040 yeah so they gave us like six a six percent slice of what was once ours and our fellow tribes people 0.96

00:25:59.580 yeah you know because it's not just one tribe of jews right and uh it's just what empire does you

00:26:07.360 know but uh what was i saying they're talking about the iran deal i think you feel good i think

00:26:16.160 that he gave israel its sovereignty and also its freedom yeah by uh busting um

00:26:24.220 their whole economic system that's like as old as pharaohs because royals are pharaohs 0.74

00:26:34.100 And he took them down, and he took down NATO, and he took down the EU, and he took down the UN.

00:26:47.420 And he reformed and reshaped not only the entire Middle East, knocking China back on its ass, because just like he did in Venezuela, you know, hey, to be rough about it, the American taxpayers paid for all of this anyway. 0.81

00:27:16.760 Yeah. 0.90

00:27:17.420 So, you know, you try one, go ahead and try to shut down the Strait of Hormuz as they

00:27:24.820 said they would today.

00:27:25.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:26.700 Because they're fucking. 1.00

00:27:27.800 Well, they're terrorists. 1.00

00:27:28.960 No, they have two or three people talking for them. 0.89

00:27:31.840 Yeah.

00:27:32.000 They don't have a unified voice anymore.

00:27:35.300 It's in three voices.

00:27:37.500 So that shows that they're disintegrating power.

00:27:41.380 Absolutely.

00:27:41.700 It isn't centralized.

00:27:42.760 So, but, I like Palevi, and Palevi knows that the terrorist state of Iran has been put in check.

00:28:07.800 yeah it's in uh best he bested as he always talked about chess you know yeah he put him in best so

00:28:18.600 the the deal is if they try to shut down that port yeah the the uh what do they call it the counter

00:28:28.500 block it counter blockade the reverse blockade of american battleships will blockade them in

00:28:39.800 as well as all their ports yeah so they will have to sit there as their oil well he already did that

00:28:49.280 yeah that's what well that's what he's going to do if they even threaten or look sideways at

00:28:55.560 blocking the straight again so it's all written into the deal but they

00:29:01.780 tried to spin it well of course but that's that's what that's what they do i i just i wish that i

00:29:10.820 just don't feel like it's gone far enough like the irgc needs to be eradicated they're a tumor 0.96

00:29:17.040 on the planet and we can't deal with them like i'm tired of everyone acting like there's 1.00

00:29:21.820 some solution or some way they have to go. They're a terrorist state.

00:29:26.940 Pilevi or anyone coming in, regime change, I know that's now a dirty word. 1.00

00:29:31.060 That's okay if the people that are currently running the regime are horrible fucking people. 0.99

00:29:34.860 That's okay to do a regime change. I'm tired of everyone acting like that would be a huge mistake 0.99

00:29:39.280 or comparing it to the neocon bullshit or the CIA overthrows that we've done as a country that were 0.97

00:29:44.500 not really about regime change. It was about taking over our country and selling it off our parts. 0.98

00:29:49.460 this is an actual regime change that needs to happen and i'm tired of everyone fucking 0.99

00:29:53.820 being a pussy about it honestly and and if trump's listening to vance or any of the other 1.00

00:29:59.240 pussy woke right retards they're like hey you're gonna die and lose american life it's like you 1.00

00:30:04.080 have to go why stop now go all the way you don't want terrorists in charge that should be understood 1.00

00:30:10.360 i don't know why that's a crazy thing to say what about trump gives a fucking former terrorist guy 0.98

00:30:16.200 job yeah and tells him to police uh uh because there's hezbollah yeah and he's isis of course 0.96

00:30:25.900 that's but that is genius turn gang on gang whatever i'm just saying everyone knows even 0.80

00:30:32.960 the people that are evil know that the rgc is the number one funder of global terrorism and they 1.00

00:30:39.180 need to go they need to be beheaded their heads need to be put in a fucking pike and walk to the 1.00

00:30:43.240 city that's it there's no dealing with them and they're gonna break everything and i'm tired of 1.00

00:30:47.740 everyone acting like there's some solution before that it's so gay we're america go fucking chop 1.00

00:30:52.920 their heads off thank you americans don't behead people well we need to go back and be we need to 1.00

00:30:59.000 behead people i'm doing a great job but i get nervous when i see him getting sleepy 0.99

00:31:05.400 getting sleepy well i don't want we can go back we were saying that he's 80 and he's eating 0.99

00:31:13.700 mcdonald's and drinking diet he's gonna outlive he needs like a fucking you know 0.95

00:31:19.080 a piece of lettuce i just want to i just want to finish this i don't want to delay this no i don't 0.99

00:31:27.720 mean the show i mean the global terror fucking islamist global terror network i'd like to put 0.97

00:31:32.880 an end to it and what i think is actually going to happen is i think trump's put so much pressure 0.99

00:31:37.020 on the irgc that they're going to be overthrown by their people which is what should happen well

00:31:40.600 yeah that's what plebe is no one talks about the fact that they were literally killing 30 or 40 0.98

00:31:45.620 000 civilians on this no one gives a shit about that civilian shot for protesting or christian 0.94

00:31:50.100 and now all the yeah and they're like hey we don't want to get in a forever war so you're just 0.99

00:31:53.800 going to let them fucking kill 30 000 people that want liberty and freedom not to walk around with 0.99

00:31:58.080 their hair out and you're going to let them kill them and then you're going to deal with them like 1.00

00:32:01.280 fucking wipe them off the planet that's it it's it's done there's there's no other solution 1.00

00:32:06.840 free iran from the irgc just like freeing palestine from hamas you can't let a fucking 1.00

00:32:13.520 global cancer run your government or they'll continue to do this bullshit and there will be 1.00

00:32:18.920 forever wars kill the tumor knock it out when you get cancer you cut the tumor out chemo it 1.00

00:32:23.720 he only deals with it i'm a little pissed to be honest anyway it's the the muslims are being 1.00

00:32:31.160 woke up by god they have to take action they have to pick a side and you know if they want to live 0.98

00:32:37.660 in the modern world then choose the modern world and business and all those things that you know

00:32:43.640 the uae and everybody's supposed to be into the future uh wealth and all that but uh you gotta 0.99

00:32:54.120 i think that's what's gonna happen i think they're gonna overthrow the irgc muslims themselves 0.91

00:33:01.160 The moderate Muslim country. 1.00

00:33:02.120 Well, I think it's going to be Christian since... 0.99

00:33:04.100 It should be. 0.99

00:33:04.760 58% of Iran has gone Christian, which they also cover that up. 1.00

00:33:10.300 Yeah, and they're very Jewish. 0.65

00:33:11.800 And they love Israel.

00:33:13.980 Yeah.

00:33:15.020 Which is why the woke right doesn't care about those civilians being shot in the street. 1.00

00:33:18.480 They only like the fucking Palestinian civilians. 1.00

00:33:21.560 That's the only ones they care about. 1.00

00:33:22.700 But civilians being killed is wrong. 0.81

00:33:24.520 Just like Jewish civilians killed on October 7th is wrong. 0.59

00:33:26.820 We should all be able to agree that killing civilians is wrong. 0.79

00:33:29.280 Yeah.

00:33:29.520 You don't get to pick and choose, like, oh, that civilian I don't care about.

00:33:32.140 It's all evil.

00:33:33.480 So this is the stuff that leads us down this path of evil,

00:33:36.180 is by letting evil people dictate world governments. 0.99

00:33:39.880 If they're evil, blowing them the fuck up. 0.94

00:33:43.200 Well, I think that that's base and human. 0.99

00:33:46.620 Thank you.

00:33:47.200 And I like it.

00:33:48.520 It's very toxic masculinity good.

00:33:51.220 Yeah, that's what I think.

00:33:52.180 But that's what we need to fight the wars.

00:33:54.300 But I'll tell you what.

00:33:55.820 all wars are won and lost up here in that which transpires before that which occurs

00:34:06.020 it happens on the mental plane first and the one who knows he must win does win always yeah so

00:34:19.460 i don't know we were watching this terence mckenna speech weren't we last night on youtube

00:34:25.300 that guy was fantastic who's that it's somebody that uh you know it was 1998

00:34:32.760 that guy that was sitting here from tim pool what's his name again

00:34:37.500 in um ian yeah yeah i feel so guilty no it was 1998 no but he told me to watch

00:34:46.600 ian mckenna terrence terrence mckenna uh-huh yeah his name's ian yeah i'm so i apologize

00:34:54.260 i'm just i'm drawing a blank i thought we were talking about fashion oh yeah i did want to talk

00:34:59.760 about that yeah let's get back i had to say my piece but terrence mckenna is he was oh he was

00:35:05.040 talking about how uh people are taking in more information via computers like ai and stuff

00:35:20.760 well he didn't say i know because it wasn't done yeah but he said um taking in more information

00:35:26.480 through their eyes than ever before so more in one year people are ingesting through their eyes

00:35:33.780 you know the windows of your soul because you see things and then you react to them right

00:35:41.920 and time was speeding up yeah and he said because of that the connectivity between people and the

00:35:49.000 workings of the mind is making you know it's getting stronger and stronger the connectivity

00:35:54.060 and that um uh makes time speed up so time is speeding up and going faster and faster towards

00:36:03.760 the ultimate goal which is um total connectivity the total connectivity of uh

00:36:14.520 knowledge and fact and a new language will come out of it yeah it was deep it was really deep

00:36:27.920 and cool because I was like yeah that's

00:36:30.040 what I feel too

00:36:31.360 and that's what I feel you know

00:36:33.460 the memo of

00:36:36.020 agreement

00:36:36.620 that's a first step toward all that

00:36:40.200 leaving all 1.00

00:36:42.040 of that middle aged

00:36:43.640 hatred

00:36:45.040 and

00:36:46.340 unbelievable racism

00:36:52.000 and

00:36:53.040 bigotry

00:36:56.280 towards the

00:36:57.920 the jewish nation you just you have to get over that dude this was 1998 yeah that he was 0.98

00:37:06.000 projecting all of this into the future it was really cool yeah and so like walls will be broken

00:37:15.400 down between it it's just like consciousness will grow so huge it'll just grow so huge that we might

00:37:24.420 become entities outside of our own skin like in the computer we might be like living in the

00:37:33.140 computer in our mind yeah and won't need our bodies anymore making a transition from

00:37:38.820 uh the material existence into the uh future which is pure intelligence and i said this in

00:37:50.780 my speech 2012 for running for president uh i believe that you know we're on our way to

00:37:58.340 you know the pursuit of intelligence which of course would be self-replicating yeah

00:38:07.040 and him saying that made me go yeah it would be automatically self-correcting unlike tesla

00:38:15.960 and google maps but it should be automatically self-correcting based in fact yeah not based in

00:38:25.920 opinion from uh special interest groups but fact historical fact proven historical scientific fact

00:38:35.120 that would be amazing that's where we're going well that was 98 i it seems like we didn't go 0.67

00:38:40.900 that way it seems like people got actually way dumber maybe it'll come maybe they had to adjust

00:38:47.200 like i don't think people are smarter now than they were in 1998 not to i'm not trying to be

00:38:52.800 chat gpt now but we had all that information all people did is use that information just push their

00:38:58.280 own agendas and get we didn't have chat gpt no but he was talking 98 because that was pretty much

00:39:03.080 when the internet started taking off we all said that we're like this is gonna be crazy we're gonna

00:39:06.300 have all the access we're gonna get along and then everyone just went deeper in their groups

00:39:10.660 and guts and now the disinformation is worse than it's ever been worse than ever it really is and

00:39:17.360 and that's why i don't know what's true but that's why you have to read a variety of sources

00:39:21.840 but that's what i'm saying from a variety of opinions but why did but stay away from the

00:39:26.900 ones that aren't rational and based in fact yeah no i agree but it's like the amount of information

00:39:32.560 that we have access to is actually making us in my opinion dumber yeah which i didn't expect

00:39:39.240 and I'm not trying to be negative but that's what I see

00:39:42.120 look at the arguments now

00:39:43.660 look at the way people talk about world

00:39:45.020 like it's crazy you can't even be

00:39:47.780 anti-terrorist now

00:39:48.920 that's in question 0.99

00:39:51.220 that's the dumbest move we've ever made as a species 0.96

00:39:53.940 that that's a question 0.99

00:39:55.100 well those are the tastemakers who are paid

00:39:57.960 to create

00:39:59.600 that false flag

00:40:02.040 talk about false flag

00:40:03.360 and it's a you know

00:40:05.620 but the information

00:40:07.800 should counter the tastemakers

00:40:09.180 you have all the access on your phone you should be able to go hey this person pushing this

00:40:12.500 i can research this on my own they're not on there for information they're on there looking for a

00:40:17.760 fight yeah like on quora that questions they ask to jewish people yeah you can just see it yeah

00:40:25.200 and you're like why don't you know or do you know yeah it's like oh it's a the humiliation of the 0.55

00:40:32.520 jews ritual um why are you supporting genocide you know the magic word well they yeah and they've

00:40:41.680 inverted it but when that's what i'm saying but the the information is there to counter that and 0.99

00:40:45.660 go oh my god i'm being brainwashed by morons but nobody does that everyone just keeps becoming 0.97

00:40:50.320 more and more because they're only there to fight and to argue and when proven wrong then they move 0.99

00:40:56.820 the just go to a different argument that's exact that's the problem yeah so i don't know well what 0.83

00:41:01.200 makes a jew anyway yeah ahab the pharaoh said ahab the pharaoh who wrote yeah that is what they do

00:41:10.800 they change now they start changing definitions what the liberals did 15 years ago they started 0.96

00:41:14.400 changing the definition of even the word truth or men and women well they manufacture the

00:41:19.300 narrative and then feed it through their uh what do they call it uh venues on the news yeah and 0.99

00:41:28.180 it's all the same bullshit yeah it's wall to wall bullshit yeah and we're getting done 0.99

00:41:33.620 we're not we're falling for it quicker it's it seems to be my generation and women of my stature 0.99

00:41:39.580 probably fans of the rosanne show 0.99

00:41:44.300 um seeing them out there defending rape culture yeah that blows my fucking mind you 0.88

00:41:56.640 i just want to say i mean i shouldn't be rude as i said to bunny xo yeah they just split up 0.99

00:42:05.360 i told bunny xo do you still you don't have to give up that gorgeous cow that i love

00:42:12.060 oh you texted her after you heard yeah i said i'm sorry to hear but i hope you don't have to

00:42:18.440 give up that beautiful cow that i want to meet and she goes oh no i don't and she sent a picture 0.97

00:42:25.000 of it it's all hairy and woolly yeah and so i said if i were a horrible woman comedian i would say

00:42:33.640 that looks just like your ex but i am not that woman

00:42:39.260 did she laugh she put ha ha i love you that's sad but i said oh i wish both of you good luck

00:42:49.680 I mean you know love runs out yeah well no he got not when you have little kids he got he got skinny

00:42:56.100 that was the problem he got skinny and he wanted strange and they had an open marriage but even

00:43:02.360 then he got skinny and she just she wanted him fat and god bless her that's what I need I need 1.00

00:43:07.840 well she was a feeder you can see that yeah so she felt a lot of these women they they you know 1.00

00:43:13.300 they say the way through a man's heart is through his stomach or something like that 1.00

00:43:18.800 can i tell you guys something yeah uh-huh sorry we got political there for a second

00:43:24.760 bring your mic hi sweetheart you need to talk about fashion

00:43:29.880 get me off of my doomsday no but it was good we had to give the people a little i know

00:43:34.380 i know um so i chat of course god wins so don't smoke no i know i chat gpt'd

00:43:42.340 that

00:43:43.560 I have a friend of 30 years

00:43:46.920 and then

00:43:48.160 they go who is your friend

00:43:49.980 and then I said Roseanne Barr

00:43:51.440 the things nobody knows about Roseanne

00:43:54.720 her funniest

00:43:56.040 private habit

00:43:57.660 like I'm going to tell that one

00:44:02.320 what is it

00:44:03.420 what makes you laugh

00:44:04.740 I want to hear the answer

00:44:06.700 this is good I love this

00:44:08.140 these are chat GPT

00:44:12.340 i know it is but you're never gonna admit to it uh organizing and reorganizing drawers while

00:44:19.120 speaking to myself in a foreign negative voice going i knew you no you're doing it wrong you're

00:44:26.960 doing it all wrong and i'm like i know what i'm doing oh so you know get off my back and then it's 0.95

00:44:33.960 like okay if i were you i put you know i'm like i'm not even fucking married or living with my mom 0.99

00:44:42.140 i don't know who the fuck you are you did that you gotta shut up okay okay wait this is good 0.99

00:44:49.440 so that's kind of funny when i hide things from myself and then yell i say and then yeah so i can 1.00

00:44:57.020 be begrudge myself no or what do you call it berate myself no oh my god i'm sick of laugh

00:45:04.680 uncontrollably

00:45:06.060 when people get hurt

00:45:09.860 like stub their toes

00:45:11.540 fails 0.99

00:45:12.100 you like when the monkey moms 1.00

00:45:16.220 abuse their monkey abuse 1.00

00:45:17.420 oh my god 0.99

00:45:18.260 she likes the child abuse of monkeys 1.00

00:45:21.900 I love how they have to 0.97

00:45:24.140 set their kids straight on when 1.00

00:45:26.140 they're allowed to nurse

00:45:27.860 and not 0.99

00:45:28.900 because those kids they want it 24-7

00:45:32.400 uh oh

00:45:32.860 yeah okay and they hang on with these they have like human like yeah fingers well they just hang 0.97

00:45:39.220 on and they squirm and scream they scream like fucking okay that's in heat what are you secretly 0.96

00:45:47.560 great at uh-oh that's a good one singing it's true yeah you've heard it a couple times oh and 1.00

00:45:59.440 dancing is i mean she was like pop locking and she was no we posted a thing of her dancing people

00:46:06.080 oh my god that's right when when when nikolai that's his name he's my husband yeah i've had

00:46:15.100 a mind meld with him my tesla oh he's my husband and his name is nikolai okay i like it it's

00:46:23.360 kind of russian jewish yeah well so he was serbian oh yeah i don't even think he was jewish

00:46:31.660 but as my dad would say when i'd go because my dad said all the greatest comics were jews so i go

00:46:39.320 or he said well and they're black too but i said well what about bob hope is he a jew dad and

00:46:47.240 because dad loved Bob Hope

00:46:48.980 and he goes well he used to be

00:46:51.980 Jakey

00:46:57.380 what do you want me to answer it

00:46:59.360 what are we talking about

00:47:01.800 your dad

00:47:03.580 oh well you would ask the question

00:47:05.580 yeah

00:47:06.100 no and

00:47:08.300 okay wait yeah I'm getting

00:47:10.520 Alheimer

00:47:11.180 she says Alheimer

00:47:14.240 she says Alheimer 0.95

00:47:15.380 Well, you're a stone.

00:47:16.580 She says Alheimer. 0.98

00:47:18.480 Like, that's some Jewish guy's name. 0.93

00:47:20.880 Al.

00:47:21.640 I like Alheimer.

00:47:25.060 Okay.

00:47:26.380 Things you no longer apologize for.

00:47:31.020 As I stated earlier, I only apologized once and it ruined my life.

00:47:39.260 Never again.

00:47:42.020 Don't ever apologize for anything you do.

00:47:45.380 that mistake because you're a genius okay things you've stopped spending money on

00:47:52.020 amazon no no things i've stopped spending money on

00:47:59.240 expensive handbags oh good i love that that's a great because i have way too many yeah you do

00:48:12.880 this is fun

00:48:14.240 what's next

00:48:15.280 what gets better with age

00:48:17.620 your personality

00:48:21.040 the acute sense of

00:48:23.980 absurdity

00:48:27.440 yeah

00:48:29.640 okay

00:48:30.680 the hilarity of the human 0.98

00:48:34.380 coinkydink 0.99

00:48:37.180 coinkydink

00:48:39.820 I haven't heard that in a long time 1.00

00:48:41.960 Let's bring back Quinky Dink. 0.99

00:48:44.860 Okay, what gets worse but is secretly funny?

00:48:50.680 With age?

00:48:52.240 Everything.

00:48:54.560 Everything gets worse by the second. 0.99

00:48:58.240 But you see the fucking humor in you ever thinking it would be otherwise. 0.99

00:49:06.300 It's so perfect. 1.00

00:49:09.260 God's such a great comedian.

00:49:11.960 boy he lays the mighty low okay i love that that's my secret uh passion sauce my secret passion

00:49:22.040 watching videos that lay the mighty low yeah me too like when uh people meme them meme their

00:49:29.520 oh yeah when they cheat yeah like that milk bar tv is awesome he's been great brendan dilly

00:49:37.940 all his stuff great you gotta watch down for love that down syndrome chant oh yeah i haven't

00:49:45.640 watched it is it good oh hannah was watching it your wife and those people are so loving

00:49:53.500 on tv though no they're like no the down syndrome couples some of them are predators 0.99

00:50:01.560 they're like excited they want to have sex yeah they want to have sex they're excited 0.98

00:50:08.100 they're like i want to kiss they all want to hug they say hugging and loyalty those are the two 0.88

00:50:16.120 top things yeah hugging loyalty and they're so cute some of them are really smart it's just

00:50:23.560 one chromosome extra yeah yeah but i mean like larry david i think it was on a larry david show

00:50:32.900 he said have you ever met a down syndrome person that wasn't happy they're all so happy well yeah 0.85

00:50:40.220 they're retarded of course they're happy they're my sister used to sit in the yard and i'm there 0.87

00:50:46.740 in salt lake and there was a down syndrome across the street with the transistor radio 0.89

00:50:53.200 smiling all day and under the tree there going to eat but come back out watch people sitting

00:51:00.800 there smiling i says to my sister or she said to me why can't god make us

00:51:08.580 that happy

00:51:12.520 like him

00:51:15.200 yeah

00:51:18.540 no

00:51:19.340 and then God did

00:51:20.400 because they were like

00:51:23.480 look how happy they're like

00:51:25.040 he's not sitting there worried about

00:51:27.000 they're not worried about anything

00:51:29.540 they're like every

00:51:31.180 family they were like we had a

00:51:33.340 Down syndrome child and we were like

00:51:35.100 really scared about it but

00:51:36.920 they are like the loving most kind yeah bubbly child of our life we're so glad we had that

00:51:45.980 person but i can't imagine no i wouldn't do it i can't imagine having a dad that takes courage

00:51:53.740 but they're so happy and they're horny they are so horny

00:51:59.140 they're like well that's why they're so happy but it was in new zealand i didn't i tried to

00:52:08.360 i got stalked by a down syndrome did you yeah is this tom arnold again or no it's way before

00:52:15.260 tom he was the second did he really stalk you like love letters oh that's cute it wasn't cute

00:52:23.660 at all because we were in the mental institution at the time yeah the state hospital there in

00:52:31.220 provo utah and uh options are limited so me and my me and another girl that were underage do you

00:52:45.260 remember her name linda oh the linda not your friend no no her name wasn't linda it was um

00:52:53.660 mara oh yeah and uh i can tell you're going back there yeah she was 12 and we were not on an adult

00:53:08.920 ward yikes at 12 she was 12 and i was 13 uh 16 oh in an adult ward yeah in the state

00:53:23.580 fucked up in the state mental institution there in utah and uh he was in our her room there and 0.92

00:53:32.640 she goes like that you know so i go what and turn around and there's that mental 0.99

00:53:41.620 look at down syndrome looking in the window there

00:53:46.900 making some kind of weird motion

00:53:50.960 that I hadn't seen before.

00:53:54.100 What kind of weird motion?

00:53:55.980 Oh, moving his hand up and down. 0.98

00:53:58.420 Like masturbating? 0.99

00:54:00.680 Yeah, like that. 0.99

00:54:01.720 And kind of with this googly eye,

00:54:07.100 tongue hanging out, 1.00

00:54:09.780 fucking disgusting fucking animal type thing happening. 1.00

00:54:16.900 In the window there, and so we jumped, and then he ran away. 1.00

00:54:22.460 Jumped where?

00:54:24.020 In the air and screamed.

00:54:25.900 Oh.

00:54:27.160 And then we'd have to see him at breakfast and lunch and dinner. 1.00

00:54:32.900 I remember the transsexual we had in there. 0.99

00:54:35.920 This place sounds lit. 1.00

00:54:38.220 Yeah.

00:54:39.120 Quite the party.

00:54:40.120 I remember I liked this big fat guy named Claire, and I sat across from him, 0.97

00:54:46.580 And he had this black guy friend that had a weird-shaped head, like a bean. 0.97

00:54:54.440 His head was like a big, old bean. 0.94

00:54:58.420 And so Claire says to him, after we ate together a few times.

00:55:04.160 Who's Claire?

00:55:05.420 Claire's the big, fat guy that was nice. 0.96

00:55:09.140 Tranny. 1.00

00:55:10.280 He wasn't a tranny. 0.99

00:55:11.580 Oh, why is his name Claire? 1.00

00:55:14.000 Some guys are named Claire.

00:55:16.580 i didn't know that in utah of course they got weird names can i finish my story

00:55:23.040 and so uh he goes claire goes to his friend there uh go ahead and tell her

00:55:31.120 and uh i go so i go tell me what and the friend goes claire wants you to look under the table 0.93

00:55:41.180 i don't like so you know i'm already on all kind of fucking psych meds by being in the 0.86

00:55:51.020 nut house there they had me really doped up and uh so okay you know nothing fazed me when i was 0.87

00:55:59.060 on them drugs the anti-psychotic drugs like okay so you know i look on her table there and

00:56:08.920 uh claire's whole he was wearing overalls but when he's sitting there well the whole crotch

00:56:16.680 is cutting out i knew you were gonna say that yeah and all his uh all his business

00:56:22.600 was just hanging there oh no hell no yeah no so what did you think so 0.99

00:56:32.540 thinking back now i'm like christ you were out of your fucking mind 0.99

00:56:38.500 so I come back up and I go 0.99

00:56:40.820 Claire 1.00

00:56:41.300 why did you cut the crotch of your pants out 1.00

00:56:45.520 right 0.95

00:56:51.520 that's logical

00:56:52.580 anybody say that

00:56:54.700 total logic

00:56:55.700 and he goes tell her

00:56:58.460 so the guy goes

00:57:00.800 because Claire 1.00

00:57:02.600 is a woman trapped 1.00

00:57:04.820 inside of a man's body 1.00

00:57:08.500 hmm but was there and i go but i don't get why your balls hanging out of your pants 1.00

00:57:15.460 helps you with that claire how does that make that i don't get it 0.99

00:57:21.220 became angry yeah i don't get it either he actually put worms in my oatmeal 1.00

00:57:31.080 yeah yeah it was a freaky experience but uh yeah no wonder why you're so fucked up 0.98

00:57:40.180 yes really but what got me off on this i don't know i don't know oh down syndrome yeah yeah yeah 0.99

00:57:48.940 we're talking about how happy down syndrome went into the fat trans guy with that went down a 0.81

00:57:54.060 crazy world oh the downs guy was jerking it yeah yeah well then we heard about oh it was just 0.99

00:58:00.960 such a brutal horrible that sounds awful so he got in trouble for being a sex offender 0.99

00:58:06.540 on account of us and all the nurses and all that shit claire the down syndrome guy 0.99

00:58:12.360 the down syndrome guy well i shouldn't remember his name just had the crotch i think his name was 0.98

00:58:18.420 kevin and uh so um yeah so they moved him onto a ward where it was sex offenders oh so we heard 0.98

00:58:30.960 About a week later, they had to take him out of there with a busted up butthole. 0.97

00:58:37.620 Who? 0.97

00:58:39.900 The Down syndrome.

00:58:41.680 Oh, God.

00:58:44.380 Can we cut this story?

00:58:46.300 It's horrible, but that's how it was.

00:58:48.940 And I was in that place for one year.

00:58:51.520 So they put all the rapists in one area with the Down syndrome guy?

00:58:56.880 He was about 18.

00:58:57.980 Okay.

00:58:58.780 And they were in their 50s and stuff. 0.70

00:59:00.500 They didn't segregate children.

00:59:03.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:03.660 They put a young return gun. 0.94

00:59:04.880 They do that in prison, too.

00:59:06.080 That's awful. 1.00

00:59:06.880 It's throwing meat to the fucking plant. 1.00

00:59:08.800 I can't wrap my head around this. 1.00

00:59:10.960 I was playing with Barbies, and you were in a crazy place.

00:59:17.220 Busted bubble.

00:59:17.820 Yeah, it was weird.

00:59:18.960 I remember that savvy with the scissors.

00:59:21.160 Remember her? 0.97

00:59:22.200 Uh-uh.

00:59:22.700 My first day in there. 0.52

00:59:24.000 What about Mitzi?

00:59:26.360 Huh?

00:59:26.620 We're going to talk about Mitzi. 0.99

00:59:28.380 I'm into the butt-busting town syndrome.

00:59:30.500 personally yeah that was bad he had i think he had to have some surgery he showed back up later

00:59:36.120 though back on the original ward that's with no grease yeah then he didn't uh seem to offend

00:59:43.620 anymore but then there was another offender one i remember the worst offender of all of all time

00:59:50.800 because

00:59:53.040 when I get too cocky

00:59:57.080 or too happy or too comfortable 0.75

00:59:58.880 God always smites me down

01:00:01.260 you know

01:00:01.940 so I was elected president of the 0.60

01:00:05.280 insane

01:00:06.180 the insane asylum 0.90

01:00:10.220 school 0.54

01:00:10.940 oh Jesus

01:00:12.380 and

01:00:13.280 quite an honor

01:00:18.320 And the gym coach, big, lanky Mormon dude, he congratulated me in everything as a student body president.

01:00:30.340 Oh, I'd be sitting in on making the rules and talking about the kids' problems and how we can help each other.

01:00:37.380 uh comes back five minutes later um this other one kid i don't know what in the hell was wrong

01:00:46.160 with him but he had a lot of obsessions and you can see he goes uh daniel that was his name 0.98

01:00:53.780 hey daniel took a shit in the sink upstairs 0.99

01:00:57.580 and you have to clean it out as president because you're the president 1.00

01:01:04.840 oh shit 1.00

01:01:06.780 oh shit 1.00

01:01:08.780 what an honor 1.00

01:01:09.580 and he goes no that's part of your duties

01:01:12.620 and

01:01:13.940 he goes you want to be the president right

01:01:17.000 anyway I followed him up

01:01:20.960 these stairs to see 0.99

01:01:22.900 the sink full of fucking runny 1.00

01:01:25.180 diarrhea shit 1.00

01:01:26.480 that sink 1.00

01:01:28.200 in the art room 1.00

01:01:30.320 where you make shit 0.98

01:01:33.240 for your occupational therapy they didn't like anything i made but 1.00

01:01:40.140 i go i resign i fucking resign as a fucking president fuck you you're an adult yeah and 1.00

01:01:50.080 you're you know he's your student yeah and you're a man and i'm a girl so you go fuck yourself 1.00

01:01:57.380 because i'm not cleaning up that shit good and that's why you know you're supporting me to be 1.00

01:02:02.860 president it was all a fucking dirty trick you dirty bastard yeah i go you'll get yours fella 1.00

01:02:10.260 did he he did get his how as as you know my curses are never they're pretty good yeah 1.00

01:02:16.600 do you get a busted butthole and and your dad's curses are pretty good dad does curses or she

01:02:23.720 cursed my dad you mean no no your dad cursed ta oh yeah my dad cursed your dad oh yeah well 0.98

01:02:33.360 and my dad yeah but you know everybody's dad that gets to know him but anyway what what are we talking 0.57

01:02:42.960 i don't know i i just i'm just still processing the busted butthole down syndrome the insane 0.98

01:02:47.760 clean asylum presidency oh yeah so i resigned as president and that fucking gym teacher had to 0.99

01:02:55.180 clean that shit up what happened to the gym teacher that's what it was i you said you put a spell on 0.99

01:02:59.500 him yeah what happened i don't know there's a gym teacher in provo utah he uh he allowed a kid to 0.99

01:03:08.300 hang himself inside his what the place he's supposed to be responsible for so he got fired

01:03:16.040 he allowed a kid to hang himself

01:03:19.060 yeah he didn't check

01:03:20.420 and do what he's supposed to do

01:03:22.520 yeah

01:03:22.840 well you showed him

01:03:25.000 this is taking a down spiral 0.99

01:03:27.620 the kid fucking hung 0.99

01:03:29.380 what happened to being happy 0.99

01:03:30.640 he was my friend too

01:03:32.840 he was my friend too

01:03:35.500 and he hung himself

01:03:36.480 what happened to being happy and fun 1.00

01:03:39.440 I'm like this shit 1.00

01:03:40.580 ain't for the fucking birds 1.00

01:03:42.540 so then you ran for president again 1.00

01:03:46.040 and you do that yeah roseanne for president of america i thought you had learned your lesson 1.00

01:03:51.120 at the rovo utah but she didn't have to clean up shit out of the scene because you didn't win 0.80

01:03:56.080 if you would won that's what they make you do i love the mental health yeah i think about what 0.97

01:04:02.440 i learned there because i was there for a damn year yeah and uh did you meditate like did you 0.94

01:04:11.480 pray what were you thinking every day when you woke up how am i gonna get am i gonna get the 0.98

01:04:22.880 fuck out of here what in the fuck have i done now why and is it but i think i was like 0.99

01:04:34.300 i know how i got through it like i got through so many other things 0.99

01:04:38.140 this is gonna be funny in five years that's what i always said to myself oh yeah this is gonna make 0.91

01:04:44.040 a great fucking story well and that's what made you who you are as a comedian and a person 0.89

01:04:51.620 and well it's one of the things that yeah it's one of the things that shaped me horror 0.98

01:04:58.720 yeah daily horror and uh but that's what kind of shapes all comedians most of them well i had the

01:05:09.180 horror of my own beautiful family and neighborhood and then but i was always crazy i mean i'll give

01:05:19.300 that like when i was three i saw it on cartoons you hang on to the back of a car's bumper and

01:05:26.060 you fly up in the air because they did on the cartoons so you know i did i hung on and the

01:05:32.000 guys who's in the gravel there my gravel's backyard started up his car and i'm hanging on there 0.98

01:05:39.460 you know just busting up my knees went through my jeans and everything and i'm not flying for shit 0.98

01:05:48.020 i'm not flying i'm getting dragged these cartoons are full of shit i'm like it's because he's not 0.99

01:05:56.660 going fast enough as soon as he turns around the corner and speeds up you'll fly how long did you 0.96

01:06:02.160 hold on before you realized it wasn't gonna work longer than i should have yeah because there was

01:06:10.260 gravel embedded in my kneecap so i started screaming he got it out and he ran him into my

01:06:17.020 grandma and uh you know my grandmother she's a lovely jewish loving jewish grandmother from

01:06:24.680 um lithuania there and uh where they loved the jews um

01:06:33.300 uh but anyway um

01:06:38.740 i forget what i'm saying what am i what am i talking about

01:06:46.240 gravel

01:06:47.160 oh yeah my grandmother being the most loving

01:06:50.500 grandmother comes out

01:06:52.440 takes me from his arms 1.00

01:06:53.740 smacks me across the fucking head 1.00

01:06:56.240 with my knees full of gravel bleeding 1.00

01:06:58.420 what are you crazy 0.99

01:07:02.160 what is the matter 1.00

01:07:05.660 with you 1.00

01:07:07.400 what is the matter with your brains 0.99

01:07:10.640 it's a good question 0.97

01:07:14.180 i mean that's pretty crazy i seen it on the cartoon it sums everything up what does it

01:07:23.040 matter with your brains what is that it was beautiful and on that and on that uh any final

01:07:29.120 words for uh i mean i'm so glad you had your drug week i'm do you think you'll be more rested for

01:07:35.100 next i hope this is not like a cuckoo no we got tales from the nut house i'm gonna call it

01:07:41.460 Tales from the no-hounds.

01:07:42.700 I mean, I have to let go of all of these things I have in my head.

01:07:47.940 Yeah.

01:07:48.140 All this information and just bust it down to, you know, the basics of where I'm like, there's.

01:07:58.660 Not insane.

01:08:00.420 There's some great connectivity going on, man.

01:08:04.560 You feel excited about the future?

01:08:07.860 Yeah.

01:08:08.240 You do?

01:08:08.860 More than ever.

01:08:09.800 I could tell by your text.

01:08:10.840 you're actually that's great very positive with your text you're sending me i can tell

01:08:14.780 and yeah because uh trump just reshaped the whole middle east he did put china in check 0.95

01:08:21.420 defeated all the commies that's my greatest that's fucking great he's going straight for obama 0.85

01:08:29.000 yeah and my text was prophetic yeah and the women in iran like the women in gaza they both stood up 0.98

01:08:37.480 and i said it here yeah and the women in gaza woke up all the men and they are now marching

01:08:43.220 against the moth i saw that today that's what needs to happen women i supported in iran who

01:08:49.120 were you know being shot in the street for having their hair show yeah um yeah they're taking over 1.00

01:08:55.820 now too i hope so women we can't go back we can't women come on now we've had enough of your shit 0.99

01:09:03.180 yeah we know what you're doing it doesn't work um it's our time now we're smart the computer 1.00

01:09:11.100 is um inspired by the woman's brain step aside bitches you know and as i say i'm the only one 1.00

01:09:20.720 who really really knows and 2026 as i predicted in 2020 2026 will be the boomerang year yeah 0.99

01:09:32.440 the ester boomerang because um 2026 equals 10 that's 10 yep 10 which is one right well i i'm

01:09:48.640 positive too i just don't want to wait your birthday is june 30 30th yeah he's a june

01:09:56.500 cancer yeah i'm a july cancer i'm gonna be listen to this on 7 6 26 i'm gonna be 66 oh wow

01:10:06.480 you're gonna be 66 yep jesus congratulations 7 6 26 66 now you'll be able to get your medicare 0.89

01:10:17.500 right no i already have it bitch yeah she's 66 well you know you can start getting all your 0.95

01:10:22.720 plastic surgery if you're on medicare you can demand plastic surgery and they'll pay for it 0.99

01:10:29.000 really they're doing sex changes for the illegals on medicare you can get a sex change but i don't 0.64

01:10:34.200 know if you can get no you can't no you can at least get lipo paid for the government come on

01:10:40.360 now come on now well congrats on making it this far thank you how do you feel feel good you look

01:10:48.220 great thank you how do you feel about truly becoming an older woman after a lifetime of

01:10:55.200 slavery to fashion hipness and happenings um well you know it's rough it takes a lot more to get

01:11:04.700 ready in the morning because you know you don't just wake up looking fabulous anymore yeah but

01:11:11.480 But, no, it's all an attitude, and I feel good.

01:11:15.200 I exercise.

01:11:16.660 Bring it.

01:11:17.380 Oh, I thought you meant like this.

01:11:19.080 No, no, no.

01:11:19.460 Bring the mic closer.

01:11:20.220 I can't hear you.

01:11:20.600 I feel good.

01:11:22.100 I exercise.

01:11:23.440 I do yoga and aerobics every other day.

01:11:28.140 And I am on my palate, and I feel pretty good for 66.

01:11:34.400 Good Lord, what's that like?

01:11:37.040 Doing the exercise.

01:11:39.980 Yeah, I didn't even do it.

01:11:41.120 I'm getting, I weighed 226 yesterday. 1.00

01:11:43.520 You fat fuck. 1.00

01:11:44.300 I told you, you better man up. 1.00

01:11:46.180 I know.

01:11:46.620 I have to.

01:11:47.580 But I just love alcohol.

01:11:48.260 Well, you hide it so well, darling.

01:11:50.520 That's such a nice thing to say.

01:11:51.860 Thank you.

01:11:52.780 Drink all you want, but you've got to exercise, like that guy that Joe Rogan's talking about.

01:11:57.740 Yeah, I know.

01:11:58.200 I don't really want to exercise, so I have to get into the zone.

01:12:00.660 I know I need to.

01:12:01.320 I'm not arguing.

01:12:02.100 It's just not easy for me.

01:12:03.060 Well, just at least walk or something.

01:12:05.420 Yeah, it's...

01:12:06.460 When I've honestly been here since...

01:12:10.100 That's how I am.

01:12:10.680 Yeah.

01:12:10.860 since sunday we need to be all i've done is lay in bed and watch tv and go out and meet her in her

01:12:17.120 bed and lay in her bed well a lot of it's the heat like i took noemi to the park today it was 0.66

01:12:21.540 100 fucking degrees we made it like 15 feet i was like i'm gonna walk today yeah and she turned she's 0.88

01:12:26.580 like come and went back to the car and i said it's too hot and she went no i was sweating yeah 0.97

01:12:32.720 oh she went like that yeah it's too hot so but again if it was a perfect day i still wouldn't

01:12:37.660 want to walk i mean it's about you're gonna have to change your thinking i know i know i'm getting

01:12:43.280 really you have to find something that you like because i like yoga and then we have this like

01:12:48.680 older chinese guy that we do aerobics with you know and it's all old people in our gym class

01:12:56.800 but but now it gets you moving i'm gonna get on your abs i'm gonna do a pill or something 0.98

01:13:04.860 I'm going to get on like a GLP-1. 0.79

01:13:07.360 I'd sooner be gut shot.

01:13:08.620 No.

01:13:09.620 Yeah, I mean, it's just.

01:13:10.800 I'm going to pee my pants.

01:13:12.300 Yeah, we can wrap it up.

01:13:13.540 I'm not wrapping.

01:13:14.440 Go pee.

01:13:15.320 Well, I have to pee, too.

01:13:16.100 And we do have to wrap. 0.75

01:13:16.880 She is wrapping.

01:13:17.520 No, I'm not ready to wrap.

01:13:18.800 Well.

01:13:19.000 She's not ready to wrap.

01:13:20.120 You're an hour and 48 minutes.

01:13:22.260 I'm not ready to wrap.

01:13:23.540 All right, should we do a second episode so I can cut this one tonight through the night?

01:13:29.080 Oh.

01:13:29.760 A continuation of it.

01:13:31.120 We can.

01:13:31.760 Or keep going.

01:13:33.040 Okay.

01:13:33.800 Part B.

01:13:34.520 I mean, it's got to be out tomorrow.

01:13:38.500 He's going to be up until 2 in the morning.

01:13:41.040 I have about 6, 7 hours of work as of now.

01:13:43.420 As of now.

01:13:44.300 If we stop now.

01:13:46.380 But whatever, who cares?

01:13:47.320 I'm just a lovely worker bee.

01:13:51.220 I need to reduce stress however possible.

01:13:56.060 Yeah.

01:13:56.540 So taking drugs. 0.96

01:13:59.640 Can't believe her blood pressure.

01:14:01.860 Like, it's half of what it was.

01:14:04.240 We take care of her.

01:14:05.460 No, I mean from when we were at the show.

01:14:08.680 Oh, yeah.

01:14:09.360 Well, she's on a good medication.

01:14:11.600 On the BPs.

01:14:12.720 And we got her hard stuff back.

01:14:14.060 She's all good.

01:14:14.720 Remember people are worried about you?

01:14:16.200 It's all good.

01:14:16.980 She's good.

01:14:17.600 I mean, she's still.

01:14:18.360 No, they said she's in perfect health.

01:14:21.100 Well, her blood pressure is down because of the medication.

01:14:25.040 If she went off the blood dirt. 0.94

01:14:25.960 But the time for Becky said she could drink that Red Bull and Diet Pepsi all day 0.86

01:14:30.540 Because it doesn't affect her blood pressure because she's on a good medication.

01:14:35.560 Yeah.

01:14:36.500 I do remember that.

01:14:37.680 That's what I don't want for you.

01:14:38.980 That's what I worry about you.

01:14:39.820 But you don't drink.

01:14:40.340 No, but as soon as she heard her heart was good, she was like, I knew it.

01:14:43.740 She was like, I can smoke now.

01:14:44.900 I got the Tesla.

01:14:45.700 I can self-drive.

01:14:46.380 I can drink now.

01:14:47.260 It's always, you got that little space you can take to do your bad behavior.

01:14:51.880 Yeah, I was just like giving myself to finish this show before I go straight to rehab.

01:14:58.720 but uh yeah because i guess i have to be walking on the edge to be funny it's crazy well that's 0.99

01:15:07.920 true i already walk on the fucking edge of sanity every day of my life looking out of these fucking 0.99

01:15:13.960 idiots like how come why are you in charge of anything yeah you know what i mean i do i think 1.00

01:15:22.160 about it every day how come you got millions of views and uh 1.00

01:15:28.720 hello well you keep bringing up the views i've told you this so many times about youtube

01:15:35.700 you know i should have at least a million followers don't you think absolutely but and

01:15:40.960 you do you do on twitter you do you're creeping up on instagram we post but you people don't get

01:15:46.920 notified like we have a guy that does our clips and he's like i thought you took a month off

01:15:51.660 he our clip guy didn't even know we were doing a show because youtube doesn't even know it's the

01:15:56.140 air of rob at google yes the air of rob at google are the ones that send you on a goose chase under

01:16:03.120 bridges yeah because you know they probably have their cousin under there on the cell phone gonna

01:16:08.660 hit you in the head and steal your social security probably well they just don't they don't want to

01:16:13.440 notify your followers that you have a new show because then you'll get big numbers so it's like 0.96

01:16:17.720 but you should take that as a that's a good thing having a high hit count on youtube is like hassan

01:16:25.060 piker you know why i think they keep me down i know why they keep well because they steal all my

01:16:30.020 lines yeah but again and then they never rerun any of my clips no of course because they're like hey 0.94

01:16:36.080 i stole her line so i don't want to pretend like she exists they don't even know i heard it somewhere

01:16:42.440 oh it just occurred to me what they don't know well first of all there's so much information

01:16:49.320 out there people that subscribe to us they have they're subscribed to a hundred other channels

01:16:54.400 you know how much you watch youtube so if one notification doesn't come they're not going to

01:16:58.960 remember even if they love you if they're a big fan of the show so all youtube has to do is control

01:17:04.000 the notification they just don't send it out to people you don't get the views you think no one

01:17:08.780 listens to you you stop caring as much and then you self-censor and you get off that's why you 0.99

01:17:13.440 just never quit just keep doing it and don't worry about the hit count that's so stupid too 0.98

01:17:18.800 i don't worry about it i just notice it yeah but when you get when we get big numbers you get 0.88

01:17:24.720 really excited and i get it but that's an old world because now getting big numbers usually

01:17:28.560 means guitar is funding you yeah getting low numbers means someone hates what you're saying

01:17:33.440 because it's truthful so that's the badge of honor that's a good thing and i know it sounds

01:17:37.440 twisted logic but i really believe that being shadow banned by a giant google machine is a

01:17:42.780 fucking huge compliment that's that's as good as it gets i'd rather get low numbers and know that 0.91

01:17:47.760 i'm shadow banned by the establishment than be like a candace or tucker that's like literally 0.99

01:17:52.300 selling bullshit and you know to a million pakistani bots and feeling good about themselves 0.98

01:17:57.560 like that's not like fueling jihad against the jews yeah but i mean how come they don't have 1.00

01:18:02.920 any shame because they're evil and evil people by nature don't have shame and they don't care

01:18:08.740 about protecting the western world or anyone where people have liberty and rights and women's rights 0.59

01:18:15.860 and gay rights they don't want any of that they're satanists so any message that's pro sharia or pro

01:18:21.500 or anti-liberation that's what's going to get lifted so you don't want to be lifted you don't

01:18:26.600 want to be one of those people why would you want to be popular by pushing something that's anti-liberation

01:18:31.960 i don't i want to be popular for pushing liberation you are in real life off youtube you are that's

01:18:39.180 your whole brand that's your name so people in the real world already know that about you on youtube

01:18:43.660 what's controlled by algorithms that hate

01:18:45.600 the things you stand for 0.99

01:18:47.180 who gives a shit they have to silence you that's good 0.98

01:18:49.740 I'm telling you that's good you should be like that's so 0.99

01:18:51.680 cool that YouTube silences me

01:18:53.020 but I feel like I'm telling people really

01:18:55.480 important information

01:18:57.140 and you know they should

01:18:59.580 hear it they do hear it

01:19:01.320 they do the people that matter hear it and the 0.80

01:19:03.560 people that don't give a fuck about them anyone 0.67

01:19:05.420 that's against the western world 0.99

01:19:07.300 I don't really give a shit what they have to say 0.96

01:19:09.220 if they're against liberation and freedom 0.98

01:19:11.100 and human rights like Peter Thiel

01:19:13.560 yeah all of it i don't care vance is his stooge yeah oh my god he

01:19:19.600 what do they possibly think they're gonna do they're gonna push their agenda which is like a

01:19:28.180 theocracy a catholic islam theocracy chris lom chris lom theocracy that's what they want they 0.96

01:19:35.320 don't want jews they don't want liberation they don't want people in the streets standing up 0.99

01:19:38.600 against fucking being beheaded or raped and they want to push this one world government and it's 1.00

01:19:45.760 evil but that's what evil does so it's like i don't even like why would we be surprised by that 1.00

01:19:51.340 we're going to talk to the people that that know something's up we're going to communicate with our

01:19:56.300 ilk and say hey look we're going to tell you the truth ban us highlight us call us names whatever 0.95

01:20:01.600 you want to do we don't give a shit we're just going to keep telling the truth we are pro liberation 1.00

01:20:04.660 We are pro-human rights and the individual and fucking arming yourself and being a man and a woman and raising your goddamn family and being a good person. 0.99

01:20:15.280 To do better, to learn, grow, and do better, not to stay in the same ideology for 150 years after it has worked nowhere. 0.99

01:20:33.800 Fievery dressed up in a new outfit.

01:20:36.580 But you're positive, and that's what's most important.

01:20:38.620 yeah because uh just the flow of information yeah and what exchanges we make it's making the

01:20:48.040 world smaller and more connected actually i hope you're right i do talk to people you know that's

01:20:54.480 why i loved the internet when i first did that talk show to hear from people all over the world

01:20:59.220 and converse yeah no it's great but then now people are getting different algorithm feeds

01:21:04.680 they're being fed different information they're being separated it's completely a tool of the

01:21:09.200 devil the internet now and there isn't connectivity anymore you're not finding people that are like

01:21:14.020 you you're finding people that you hate and you want to fight and then you go fight them and it's

01:21:18.060 actually pushing us further apart and i think it's sad because i was at such promise for the

01:21:23.820 internet and maybe it'll come back but like i don't think people are really connecting or

01:21:28.820 learning anymore i think they're just fighting well i think they've chosen sides yeah and

01:21:35.740 remember i said that um you know my speech was on uh i think it was passover i said um you know

01:21:45.700 it's about you have to choose your side now it starts now yeah the head of the year and you

01:21:53.780 have to choose your side you can't sitting on the fence and uh being neutral like switzerland

01:22:02.100 ha ha the biggest joke in the world the country that launders all the money of war is neutral

01:22:07.920 but uh yeah you've got to pick a side you've got to serve somebody as bob dylan says yeah it may

01:22:16.340 be the devil or it may be the lord but you've got to serve somebody yeah and that's it that's

01:22:24.080 you got to choose good or bad because there's no it's okay that's gone and that's why trump was able

01:22:33.400 to decimate a medieval death cult with almost, well, with no ground troops.

01:22:50.740 Yeah, very few casualties.

01:22:52.040 And very few American casualties in a very short period of time.

01:22:56.280 Yeah, this could be the greatest thing that ever happened to humanity.

01:22:58.640 It is.

01:22:58.920 But I just need to make sure that he doesn't stop.

01:23:02.760 98% there.

01:23:04.160 Go all the way.

01:23:05.420 Don't stop until the RGC is overthrown.

01:23:07.460 That's it.

01:23:07.860 That's all I ask.

01:23:08.600 Don't.

01:23:08.780 Yeah.

01:23:09.500 And I think that's what he's doing.

01:23:11.040 I think what he's actually doing is saying, hey.

01:23:12.920 He said you have 60 days.

01:23:14.480 Yeah, to not be crazy.

01:23:15.780 To build a infrastructure to facilitate the voice of the people being heard in your government.

01:23:24.960 60 days, you better get on it.

01:23:26.660 Which they're not going to do.

01:23:28.920 They're not going to do it.

01:23:29.740 So I think what he's doing is saying he wants to be able to.

01:23:32.000 I think they've already done it.

01:23:35.540 I think he's very smart and he's going to say, look, I tried this.

01:23:38.640 He's been yelling at BB.

01:23:40.460 He's been doing everything.

01:23:41.480 It's finally like, look, I gave you the keys to the kingdom.

01:23:43.800 I told you what to do.

01:23:44.540 I've given you the ceasefire.

01:23:45.520 I've given you 60 days. 1.00

01:23:46.200 You still are a terrorist piece of shit. 1.00

01:23:48.700 And now we're going to blow you up. 1.00

01:23:49.780 I think that's what he's doing. 0.84

01:23:50.520 Well, that's what he says he's going to do.

01:23:51.900 And that's probably what's going to happen.

01:23:52.980 But my point is, why wait 60 days?

01:23:54.620 But he also says, you know, um.

01:23:58.920 you know any firing at us is going to get fast results yeah so there's that too he said we're 0.99

01:24:09.400 going to bomb the shit yeah but that's what he keeps doing but it's like let's just let's just 0.99

01:24:13.720 skip that and just go bomb the shit out of him but look who's getting uh unmasked during the 0.99

01:24:19.840 whole process yeah i do like that and that's the best thing it's uh unmasking in the entire 0.96

01:24:24.540 united states government yeah it's unmasking uh the mullahs which you know their irgc is what i

01:24:34.620 said that's planet of the apes government it is and uh it goes back to the obama deal

01:24:45.780 that valerie jarrett wrote which destroyed women's rights in iran and uh 0.58

01:24:54.540 and also of course destroyed any hope of democracy which the left loves to yap about but they 0.98

01:25:07.560 destroy it everywhere how can that be yes but anyway because it's all bullshit and um i think 1.00

01:25:16.440 trump just called their bluff and goes we know we know it's all bullshit yeah nato is bullshit 1.00

01:25:24.760 you didn't help us yeah even though we pay for you yeah it's like you you guys are ungrateful 1.00

01:25:32.140 children and you're out of the will yeah i love it i mean that's that's his superpowers he shows

01:25:38.580 he makes people show the world who they really are yeah but it's like i just again let's stop

01:25:45.740 of the games no we just pray that god's voice become you know that he has more clarity and

01:25:53.680 ability to decipher the uh the uh messages coming to him from the almighty and not man

01:26:07.020 amen yeah i never got to say i'm wearing my bucky's t-shirt oh tell us about your nickname

01:26:16.120 please and we'll do this and then we'll cut yeah no please i'm in love with bucky's bucky beaver

01:26:23.040 and that was my nickname growing up was i had buck teeth oh how cute no it wasn't cute

01:26:30.020 they bullied me it was terrible it was traumatic this guy at lunch said bucky beaver open this can

01:26:40.220 can opener in front of all my friends that's hilarious and i was like

01:26:46.500 and my dad goes trish to my mom trish she can't even close her mouth 1.00

01:26:54.380 thank god like think of like any pedo was like oh no i don't want that chick 1.00

01:27:04.380 you know what i'm saying with the scrape it right off yeah and so no cut that but my mom had me in

01:27:12.940 like little crop tops and little shorts you know when i was in fifth grade but like i said thank

01:27:21.740 god i had buck teeth but i love bucky's i do too the greatest place my favorite place yeah they're

01:27:29.340 building one it's almost done in kansas oh really yep they have one in missouri that guy invests his

01:27:37.080 own money yeah it's 92 million to we watch the whole thing yeah he's bucky's is the greatest

01:27:43.460 place in the world it's the greatest place another great i love their food i thank you bucky's

01:27:49.660 i love bucky's too my baby son is named buck i know right yeah that's my story i love it thank

01:27:58.120 you my son buck and both of my sons are fat fat fat i i always thought they'd be more athletic

01:28:04.520 well we were athletic both times they can get back we're just in a fat we're just in a fat 0.99

01:28:09.960 phase it happens everyone has a fat phase in their life well and your wife is in a fat phase

01:28:15.620 right now well yeah that's what he's like feeding that's who i blame it's hannah's fault for getting 0.99

01:28:20.620 pregnant all the time i told jake you're not going to gain 40 pounds with this pregnancy like you did

01:28:25.560 with the other two too late well 225 so to be clear what's your normal what's a good 200 and i

01:28:33.100 got down to 195 no 25 pounds in six years i'm not it's not like you're morbidly obese no but i need

01:28:39.820 to get it under control and i don't want to and that's a hard that's a hard struggle because i

01:28:43.840 you're putting you know why you're doing it drinking no you're putting on armor no because

01:28:49.560 you don't feel strong enough so you're putting on weight i normally i've done the armor thing

01:28:53.680 and i thought about it but no i just really like to drink i'm not joking i i liked i'm stressed

01:28:58.200 during the day i got a lot of work well you gotta change your drink you gotta get drunker and then

01:29:03.100 on beer that's the problem because when i was drinking whiskey or vodka i didn't get fat yeah

01:29:09.400 It's beer and wine.

01:29:09.960 Yeah, you've got to go to vodka.

01:29:12.780 That's exactly what it is.

01:29:14.080 Or tequila.

01:29:14.560 Yeah, see?

01:29:15.720 Not whiskey, though.

01:29:17.680 That's how George Clooney keeps his girlish figure.

01:29:21.360 Whiskey?

01:29:22.700 Yeah, he drinks tequila.

01:29:23.580 I just need to find out.

01:29:24.520 He drinks it straight.

01:29:25.780 I'm the only person in America that's not on a prescription drug.

01:29:28.720 I'm the only one that doesn't smoke weed.

01:29:30.460 I don't do any drugs.

01:29:32.340 Well, I'm not saying that.

01:29:33.340 I'm just like, my outlet is beer or white cloth.

01:29:36.760 And everyone's like, you do too much.

01:29:38.360 the beer bloats

01:29:41.320 get rid of those two drinks

01:29:43.140 and put in vodka or tequila

01:29:45.200 I'm just going to get on

01:29:46.160 we're done

01:29:47.260 I just want to say thank you honey

01:29:51.100 for hanging out with me

01:29:52.820 these few days

01:29:53.780 watching the

01:29:55.320 wonderful videos with me

01:29:59.060 giving me your opinions

01:30:01.140 enjoying

01:30:02.620 wonderful meals with you

01:30:04.620 and 0.98

01:30:05.980 And trying to do that eye thing with that gel shit that you tried today. 0.99

01:30:12.700 Never do that again. 0.99

01:30:14.660 No, I did it wrong. 1.00

01:30:16.260 I had like eye gel things on her.

01:30:19.360 But look how young she looks.

01:30:21.060 You look great.

01:30:22.040 I know, doesn't she?

01:30:23.180 Yes.

01:30:23.980 Everyone talks about her.

01:30:24.740 She looks very young and youthful.

01:30:25.980 I love you all.

01:30:27.380 So men, send in your comments.

01:30:33.660 We want to hear from you.

01:30:35.200 I mean, my optimum male, my optimum male, very old, very ill, very wealthy, ready to

01:30:46.160 pass away.

01:30:47.880 I just want a guy that's like fun and interesting.

01:30:50.580 Well, I found that guy in Miami, but you won't let me marry him.

01:30:54.200 No, I'm not.

01:30:54.940 You can't.

01:30:55.760 No.

01:30:56.020 No.

01:30:56.820 I want you to marry someone that you actually love. 0.97

01:30:58.340 We have to vet these people first.

01:30:59.860 Yeah.

01:31:00.020 No, I want you to marry someone that you actually love.

01:31:02.560 Well, I do love him, but we can never have sex

01:31:04.820 because he's approximately 5'3 and weighs 120 pounds. 1.00

01:31:09.660 You'll kill the poor guy. 0.99

01:31:10.940 Uh-oh. 0.99

01:31:11.580 That can never happen.

01:31:12.620 No.

01:31:13.040 I want you to marry someone that's like, you know, for real.

01:31:15.960 We need someone smart, rich, intelligent, fun, exciting.

01:31:20.960 Or you don't have to meet anyone.

01:31:22.700 Not boring.

01:31:23.580 Yeah.

01:31:23.860 I just want you to be taken on a date with a nice gentleman.

01:31:26.480 Yeah.

01:31:26.800 That treats you right.

01:31:27.700 That's right.

01:31:28.320 It can only be one time.

01:31:29.380 It doesn't even have to be a thing.

01:31:30.120 Can you imagine how horrified I'd be if that were to happen? 0.99

01:31:34.040 If a guy took you on a nice date and treated you like a woman,

01:31:37.040 that would be the greatest for all of us.

01:31:38.300 That's all we want.

01:31:39.180 That happened to me with Paul Anka.

01:31:41.320 Yeah.

01:31:41.740 And Tony Curtis, you told me one time.

01:31:43.780 Yeah, Tony Curtis, too.

01:31:45.040 No, and I want that.

01:31:46.060 I was like, what are you up to?

01:31:48.460 We want this.

01:31:48.820 And a guy without an agenda.

01:31:50.560 Yeah, that's right.

01:31:51.320 He likes you and he wants to get on dinner. 1.00

01:31:52.800 Without a gender? 1.00

01:31:53.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:54.240 What did you say? 1.00

01:31:54.980 i just want someone who knows what a fucking amazing genius what a fucking amazing queen 0.99

01:32:05.060 old bad guy yeah you want to be adored and treated with respect and you deserve that and i want that 0.99

01:32:10.760 i want everyone to laugh i want a man who'll laugh at all my jokes whether they're funny or

01:32:16.040 not yeah well that a sycophant will do that that's you know i don't know you want you want a guy that

01:32:21.380 tells you it's not funny yeah yeah i want a guy that say you know it's almost funny yeah or that's

01:32:28.240 way off yeah yeah but then i'll hate him for saying that no you won't just have a pen pal 0.56

01:32:34.860 one i told you this why don't you write people and serial killers in prison that's what you 0.58

01:32:39.640 really want oh my god i've had this idea the whole time yeah just marry a guy in prison

01:32:44.260 marry a serial killer you don't ever have to meet him you get the pen pal you would like the beach

01:32:50.020 killer she would love the like cat and mouse game of trying to seduce a serial killer i already know 0.93

01:32:54.480 that you would enjoy that so just write to a serial killer you don't have to do it as yourself

01:32:57.440 he's not going to hurt anyone he's in prison find a convicted serial killer he's tall too

01:33:02.580 start writing you'll get everything you want because they're smart most serial killers are

01:33:06.900 smart you'll like the cat and mouse it's a little you know it's you know i'm onto it

01:33:11.780 you don't want to admit it she's entertaining it i can no i'm not entertaining it i'm thinking that

01:33:17.960 It would just be great that if that person knew something about Torah and would discuss that.

01:33:25.240 So you want to write a serial killer about Torah or are you talking about another person?

01:33:28.760 No, she's not.

01:33:29.880 I'm talking about my ideal man.

01:33:31.980 Well, I always wanted to be a rabbi's wife as a young girl. 0.74

01:33:34.380 There you go. 0.98

01:33:35.220 But then I realized you'll never be a rabbi's wife because you have no waist. 1.00

01:33:41.660 What, rabbi's wife? 0.99

01:33:42.640 You could marry a rabbi. 0.72

01:33:43.720 I could see that. 0.97

01:33:44.240 Rabbis are allowed to have sex and get married, right? 0.93

01:33:46.220 they're not bound by like the 0.98

01:33:48.060 right

01:33:50.080 yeah they're all 1.00

01:33:51.580 perverts and degenerates 1.00

01:33:53.640 what was the hot rabbi 1.00

01:33:55.160 I loved him

01:33:56.300 you loved Eitan

01:33:59.240 he was Madonna's rabbi

01:34:00.760 yeah he was not

01:34:02.340 he was a rock star

01:34:04.560 final words

01:34:06.360 um

01:34:07.720 hot rabbi

01:34:10.480 yeah 0.89

01:34:10.860 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.

01:34:21.720 With this synthetic world, we're limiting.

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - June 19, 2026

Tales From The Nuthouse W⧸ Shannon Hughey ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #139

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