The Roseanne Barr Podcast - The Return of Primetime Alex Stein ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #063

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00:01:27.700 Greetings, earthlings, and humans, and others, clones, and doubles, and what have you.

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00:01:43.260 crazies, crazies, what have you, as well as all animals who love the sound of my voice 0.58

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00:02:17.960 who are relaxing and having the time of their lives listening to my melodious voice, 0.98

00:02:25.780 knowing that finally a voice of sanity has pierced this unified field of wall-to-wall, endless bullshit. 0.98

00:02:36.380 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast. 0.93

00:02:39.900 I prefer only to interview geniuses because they're the only people who are not boring

00:02:55.980 and just sitting around parroting a strain of a virus, you know, injected into them by the owners of the world, 0.93

00:03:04.520 but they actually think, and, you know, I pretty much think I've interviewed all of them,

00:03:12.080 so I thought, well, let's have them on again.

00:03:15.140 This is my, one of my, this is the first repeat genius who's been on the show.

00:03:22.400 Wow.

00:03:22.920 We're so excited.

00:03:24.480 We love you so much.

00:03:26.140 I'm going to get down to the nitty-gritty of who is the real,

00:03:31.860 who's behind Pimp on a Blimp?

00:03:36.460 Alex Stein.

00:03:37.820 Hello there.

00:03:38.700 Wow, Roseanne, that introduction, also being the only repeat guest so far, 0.99

00:03:43.520 I feel so honored, and I'm not just saying that, I really do.

00:03:46.500 Well, thank you.

00:03:47.540 You are honored.

00:03:48.680 It's definitely an honor for you.

00:03:50.160 Who is the real Alex Stein?

00:03:51.840 You know, that's actually a pretty hard question to answer because I feel like, like how the, the.

00:03:57.900 No, who's the real Pimp on a Blimp? 0.98

00:04:00.340 I don't give a fuck about Alex Stein. 0.99

00:04:01.740 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:04:02.560 I'm the Pimp on a Blimp.

00:04:03.680 Well, I was just going to say, it's like how the caterpillar turns into the butterfly, right?

00:04:06.880 I feel like I'm always in that changing process, but the Alex Stein, that guy's always changing,

00:04:11.360 but the Pimp on a Blimp is a primetime player, number one, Ryan Sayah.

00:04:15.660 I mean, you can't stop his shine.

00:04:17.480 He's always on the grind.

00:04:19.020 And I think we all need to have an alter ego.

00:04:21.520 You love alter egos.

00:04:22.980 I do.

00:04:23.300 I love him.

00:04:24.580 He's relentless and fearless.

00:04:26.800 And the catchphrases, people love catchphrases.

00:04:29.420 Have you noticed that?

00:04:30.800 Why is that?

00:04:31.440 Get her done?

00:04:32.620 Yeah, get her done.

00:04:33.560 I'm just saying people love a catchphrase.

00:04:35.240 When it hits.

00:04:36.560 It hits.

00:04:37.160 Oh, it just sticks around.

00:04:38.920 It does.

00:04:39.280 Like my domestic goddess thing, that still hits.

00:04:42.220 Yeah, people love it.

00:04:43.380 Huh? 1.00

00:04:43.600 And suck my cock, which was your first one. 1.00

00:04:45.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:45.780 That was my big claim to fame there.

00:04:48.460 Yeah.

00:04:49.020 Well.

00:04:49.420 I should, you know, we were talking about, I should do my own, was it Budweiser commercial?

00:04:55.080 Yeah, Bud Light.

00:04:55.800 You got to do the transgender version. 1.00

00:04:57.600 And I was going to say that, oh, now I forgot.

00:05:01.920 What was the joke you took notes, Paige?

00:05:03.340 Something like, they always told me, I was going to slam down a couple Bud Lights and

00:05:10.300 go, you know, they always told me, hey, Roseanne, you're not very feminine. 1.00

00:05:13.740 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:05:14.940 That should be what I do for Budweiser to bring him back. 1.00

00:05:19.640 Bud Light.

00:05:20.140 Bud Light.

00:05:20.520 Or whoever it is.

00:05:21.300 No, but you need to do it because Dylan Mulvaney's a guy wearing, you know, woman face. 0.99

00:05:26.100 So you need to be a female doing male face. 1.00

00:05:29.040 I know, because I was the first female artist to, well, Lucy did portray Charlie Chaplin.

00:05:34.440 But remember in my third episode, I was in drag and went in the male bathroom on the

00:05:39.880 Roseanne show.

00:05:40.840 Yeah, and the beard.

00:05:41.080 See, you even, you even address the whole bathroom situation, which is where we're at

00:05:45.420 now today.

00:05:45.920 Right.

00:05:46.200 It's like one of the biggest political issues is can men in a dress go pee in the women's

00:05:51.100 restroom?

00:05:52.220 But isn't it funny, though, how you. 0.91

00:05:53.680 I just remember that back from the days when the lesbians would go in the men's bathroom 1.00

00:05:57.980 and jack them off into a turkey baster and take home and get their girlfriend pregnant. 1.00

00:06:04.180 That's true.

00:06:04.680 I know.

00:06:05.020 That's what I heard.

00:06:05.720 Is that how they would steal guys' siemens or they would sleep with them? 0.95

00:06:08.460 Well, they wouldn't steal it.

00:06:09.480 They'd ask them, hey, buddy, you need a buck.

00:06:15.340 In their flannel.

00:06:16.620 No, someone got the best.

00:06:18.460 Like somebody in my family, I won't mention who, my lesbian sister, but she and her partner 0.99

00:06:24.660 went to a genius bank and they picked the sperm donor for their lesbian twin daughters. 1.00

00:06:32.460 Have you heard at the sperm bank, if you have unvaccinated semen, your semen's worth like 0.99

00:06:36.140 10 times the amount? 0.92

00:06:37.320 Mm-hmm.

00:06:38.060 Oh, yeah.

00:06:38.580 I knew. 1.00

00:06:38.980 I knew this shit would come in handy. 1.00

00:06:40.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:41.320 So they said the unvaccinated sperm is more expensive than the vaccinated sperm.

00:06:45.520 But I wouldn't let my sons do that because I don't want to think, I don't know what's going 1.00

00:06:50.000 on with my grandkids with some hole raising their ass or something. 0.99

00:06:53.860 Well, who'd your sister pick, though? 1.00

00:06:55.180 They had to have a catalog.

00:06:56.640 They did.

00:06:57.300 They had like Harvard, Yale, Princeton.

00:06:59.320 No, well, they went to the Middle East because we wanted to get our people's sperms. 0.96

00:07:05.040 Whoa, that's really deep.

00:07:06.840 Okay, so they went to a Middle Eastern place.

00:07:08.900 Yeah.

00:07:09.320 Did they have like a book?

00:07:11.100 Yeah.

00:07:11.720 That you got to choose?

00:07:12.600 Was this the highest IQ in the Middle East?

00:07:14.340 Yeah, a genius from, I won't say which, Arab run heist. 1.00

00:07:22.940 So you're telling me they got the smartest Arab guy they could. 1.00

00:07:26.360 Well, Jewish. 0.91

00:07:27.760 Jewish, yeah.

00:07:28.740 Jewish in, you know, Middle Eastern Jewish.

00:07:34.240 And then they-

00:07:35.100 They didn't go there looking for Leibovitz.

00:07:37.600 But how did they-

00:07:38.220 You know what I mean?

00:07:38.720 Yeah, but how did they pick which one?

00:07:40.400 They picked a Sephardic Jew.

00:07:41.500 Was it like a sperm bank? 0.60

00:07:42.500 Yeah.

00:07:43.020 I never known that.

00:07:43.760 Okay.

00:07:43.920 But it was also a genius spine.

00:07:45.980 They kept the IQ of the- 0.98

00:07:47.800 Oh, that's pretty cool.

00:07:48.560 And then how did they pick which-

00:07:49.600 Now they think that same guy may have fathered like 171.

00:07:53.760 Probably so.

00:07:54.440 You always hear that where like there's a guy that has 200 babies because they-

00:07:57.700 Yeah.

00:07:58.080 Or there was a doctor at the fertility clinic that would just use his own semen for it all 1.00

00:08:04.200 and he got arrested because he had-

00:08:05.720 Really?

00:08:05.880 Yeah, he had like 250 babies.

00:08:09.520 God may pray I'll marry each other.

00:08:11.560 That actually happened.

00:08:12.660 And that's one of the things is two of the-

00:08:14.320 Like a guy and a girl connected and they found out they had the same DNA.

00:08:18.000 That actually has happened.

00:08:18.840 I hope they got sterilized.

00:08:20.080 I mean vaccinated.

00:08:22.220 I don't know, but-

00:08:23.540 Same thing.

00:08:24.220 Same thing.

00:08:24.820 Oh, that's why I got demonetized for that joke.

00:08:27.420 Yeah, they don't like the-

00:08:28.220 YouTube, they're nothing but commies, right?

00:08:30.220 Well, they're the worst, but we want to say that the vaccine is so safe and effective.

00:08:34.280 Thank you, YouTube.

00:08:34.980 We love it, Dr. Fauci.

00:08:36.100 If you say that, that sometimes covers you.

00:08:38.240 Even though there's no long-term testing.

00:08:40.000 You mean Mr. Science that never-

00:08:42.680 What is the foundation of science?

00:08:44.580 I ask you, Alex.

00:08:46.180 It's use of a control group.

00:08:48.460 Exactly right.

00:08:49.040 Which Fauci never did.

00:08:50.320 So what kind of science is he talking about? 0.99

00:08:53.380 That black magic Babylonian science shit? 1.00

00:08:58.460 Well, I think we were the control group, right? 1.00

00:09:00.460 This last time-

00:09:01.320 That's right.

00:09:01.660 That was the science experiment.

00:09:03.240 Did you see-

00:09:03.560 That's right.

00:09:04.300 Oh my God, you just put it brilliantly.

00:09:06.240 Well-

00:09:06.540 Brilliantly.

00:09:07.620 But he just got out of the hospital from having West Nile virus.

00:09:11.680 Dr. Fauci did.

00:09:12.500 Did you see that?

00:09:13.140 Yes.

00:09:13.480 No, no, no.

00:09:13.640 I didn't know that.

00:09:14.220 He was in the hospital for eight days.

00:09:15.640 They didn't say anything.

00:09:16.560 Oh, man.

00:09:17.480 West Nile?

00:09:18.040 West Nile.

00:09:18.660 I wish I knew that. 1.00

00:09:19.480 I would have prayed for him to die. 0.62

00:09:21.020 Yeah, I prayed for him to not make it. 0.57

00:09:23.180 Oh, don't say that.

00:09:24.060 I know.

00:09:24.320 I don't want anybody to die.

00:09:26.120 You can't wish that on people.

00:09:26.140 Yeah, I don't.

00:09:26.520 I don't.

00:09:26.900 Oh, no.

00:09:27.200 That's up to the Lord.

00:09:28.420 Yeah, I don't wish that. 0.99

00:09:28.980 So you have to say, dear God, kill Fauci. 0.92

00:09:31.380 Thank you. 0.99

00:09:32.500 That's how you have to say it.

00:09:34.500 Well, he made it.

00:09:35.920 But he, I don't know, Dr. Fauci.

00:09:39.440 It's just weird.

00:09:40.140 That's one thing.

00:09:41.000 Listen, I love Donald Trump, voting for Donald Trump.

00:09:42.940 Why did Donald Trump trust Dr. Fauci, do you think?

00:09:45.440 Because this is what me and Bobby Kennedy Jr.

00:09:48.580 was talking about.

00:09:49.780 And I says, he goes, why did he hire this guy and Bolton and this guy?

00:09:54.280 And I go, I don't think he was hip to their malevolence.

00:10:00.960 Who would be?

00:10:02.040 Yeah.

00:10:02.280 He goes, yeah, maybe so.

00:10:03.840 And I go, but I think he might be now.

00:10:06.680 Yeah, he is now.

00:10:07.820 He better be.

00:10:08.480 That's what Bobby said, too.

00:10:09.560 Like, yeah, he might be now.

00:10:11.960 Well, and this is the thing, and I'd like to get your opinion.

00:10:14.400 You know, we have the illusion that the president has so much power, but you know the CIA has

00:10:18.880 to sit him down.

00:10:19.860 Not if you keep him in a bubble, protected, as they say, 24-7.

00:10:24.640 Well, it's like the Bill Hicks joke where he talks about how as soon as you get elected

00:10:27.120 a president, you know, you go into a room, and they show you the JFK.

00:10:30.600 I feel like that's kind of true.

00:10:31.700 And it says they show you the Magruder.

00:10:34.400 The Zapruder, the other Zapruder. 0.94

00:10:36.100 The one that, yeah, from a different angle.

00:10:39.480 Yeah.

00:10:40.020 And boom. 0.96

00:10:41.280 And they go, any questions?

00:10:42.700 Yeah.

00:10:43.060 Follow the line or this will be you.

00:10:44.860 And I feel like that's true.

00:10:46.220 I think so, too.

00:10:47.140 They're just, they're all playing a role.

00:10:50.360 And Donald Trump, like, is a great leader.

00:10:53.060 I would never count him out.

00:10:54.320 I mean, he's a champion, but also he is going to protect himself if the CIA, if he's worried

00:10:58.480 about being killed.

00:10:59.980 But then he gets almost assassinated, and that is the CIA.

00:11:02.980 That's the FBI.

00:11:03.960 I mean, it's just such BS.

00:11:05.440 You're telling me the one angle towards a president that a gun could shoot him at is not covered

00:11:10.100 by Secret Service?

00:11:11.260 It was outside the security perimeter.

00:11:12.380 It's like a Pac-Man circle.

00:11:13.740 It makes no sense.

00:11:14.440 The guy's walking around with no guns, and then all of a sudden he has a viewfinder or,

00:11:17.440 you know, a huge gun.

00:11:19.000 None of it makes sense.

00:11:20.080 Well, he had no social media presence.

00:11:21.960 They knew about him for 20 minutes.

00:11:23.620 It makes total sense.

00:11:23.700 That's what people are saying.

00:11:24.580 It makes complete sense.

00:11:25.760 That's why I feel like they've called me crazy my whole life, because I can't.

00:11:29.980 Lie, because I forget what I said.

00:11:34.700 But since I had a car accident and it tore out part of my brain, I can't remember what.

00:11:40.520 I can't lie.

00:11:42.060 I can only, I have total recall.

00:11:44.480 Mm-hmm.

00:11:45.560 So I have to say what I saw, because it's imprinted.

00:11:51.760 So, uh...

00:11:52.860 It makes perfect sense you're saying about Thomas Crooks.

00:11:55.140 Yeah.

00:11:55.500 Yeah.

00:11:55.940 I mean, if you look at what happened, like a scientist, you just examine evidence.

00:12:03.060 Well, and you know...

00:12:03.700 And then you make a graph.

00:12:05.780 Right.

00:12:06.040 And then you go, okay, here's the trajectory of that bullet and where it hit.

00:12:10.780 Here's the trajectory of the bullet that killed that firefighter.

00:12:16.440 That's great.

00:12:17.120 I never can say his name right.

00:12:18.960 Also, he had offshore accounts.

00:12:20.280 He had no social media presence.

00:12:21.300 Talking about Thomas Crooks had offshore accounts.

00:12:23.720 Yeah, he had no social media, and then he's wearing a demolition ranch shirt, and that he

00:12:26.720 had registered Republicans in a BlackRock commercial.

00:12:30.900 Yeah.

00:12:31.340 What are the chances he's in a BlackRock? 0.96

00:12:32.820 I don't know of him right after it happened, because I'm on it.

00:12:36.420 You know, I'm crazy on the internet, you know, because I have no life.

00:12:40.240 No, you're great on the internet.

00:12:41.460 You're on it. 0.99

00:12:41.720 I fucking am, except for don't ask me how to send a file or any of that shit, or how 0.99

00:12:47.220 to open a file. 0.99

00:12:48.440 But anyway, so it was a video of him somebody sent me, and he was saying, yeah, you're all

00:12:54.860 looking for me, but I'm not the guy you...

00:12:58.500 Yeah, that wasn't him.

00:12:59.640 That was another guy.

00:13:00.460 Oh, it was?

00:13:01.220 Yeah.

00:13:01.400 Yeah, but here's the thing.

00:13:02.840 But he's a Patsy.

00:13:03.300 We know he's a Patsy.

00:13:03.840 That's what I'm saying.

00:13:04.540 It makes perfect sense.

00:13:05.220 Well, that's what I thought he was saying.

00:13:06.420 Yeah.

00:13:06.700 So maybe that other guy who was being him knew... 0.99

00:13:09.900 I mean, he's another fucking... 0.99

00:13:11.140 I think that other guy was just a cloud chase thing. 0.99

00:13:13.080 He's the Patsy star in Jerry Lewis.

00:13:15.440 But Trump was just...

00:13:16.120 Did you ever watch that Jerry Lewis movie, The Patsy? 0.94

00:13:17.380 They were supposed to kill Trump that day, 100%.

00:13:19.560 Yeah, I've never seen The Patsy, but I love Jerry Lewis. 0.82

00:13:22.580 I mean, he was great.

00:13:23.320 You kind of remind me of him in your questionings on the streets.

00:13:28.180 I have to say, I see a bit of the old Jerry Lewis in there.

00:13:32.200 Wow, what an honor.

00:13:33.000 I do, because I really love Jerry Lewis.

00:13:35.280 He was so funny.

00:13:36.420 And then...

00:13:36.880 But what is that?

00:13:39.180 Was it a Jerry Lewis movie?

00:13:40.380 What's the movie that's about to be released?

00:13:43.600 Here Comes the Clowns. 0.97

00:13:44.960 Do you know the movie I'm talking about?

00:13:46.540 His Holocaust movie? 0.74

00:13:47.660 Yeah, his Holocaust movie. 0.77

00:13:48.460 Are they going to release it?

00:13:49.420 Well, he donated it to a museum, and it's supposed to...

00:13:53.480 It's not fully edited, but the majority of the movie is supposed to come out in 2024,

00:13:57.280 and it was about a clown during the Holocaust.

00:14:00.480 Yeah, I know about that.

00:14:00.660 Yeah, would try to...

00:14:01.960 And the movie never came out, but the clown was supposed to trick the kids.

00:14:05.900 He got arrested and was in the concentration camps, but he wasn't Jewish, 0.91

00:14:09.280 and so he was an actual clown. 0.93

00:14:11.320 So in the movie, he tries to trick the kids. 0.50

00:14:13.840 He didn't really want to do it, but he tries to trick the kids into going into the

00:14:17.400 gas chambers.

00:14:18.940 Sounds hilarious.

00:14:19.700 It sounds hilarious.

00:14:20.780 I know, but it's supposed to be...

00:14:21.660 Only Jerry could do it.

00:14:22.500 He's like, hey, kid, come on this way.

00:14:26.820 And the reason why it's called The Day the Clown Cried is because once the clown, 0.65

00:14:31.020 once Jerry Lewis gets the kids in there, he's supposed to be this clown,

00:14:33.800 and he starts crying because he realizes what he did.

00:14:35.900 Hey, it's already been done with that Italian dude. 0.94

00:14:39.340 Which one?

00:14:39.920 You know, he won an Academy Award for it.

00:14:42.200 Roberto Benigni.

00:14:43.080 Oh, yeah.

00:14:43.940 Great movie.

00:14:44.840 Life is beautiful.

00:14:45.220 Yeah, he stole from Jerry before Jerry put it out.

00:14:48.140 Yeah, he did.

00:14:48.780 He did.

00:14:49.000 That was actually basically the same plot where...

00:14:51.540 Yeah.

00:14:52.680 God, he was great in that movie.

00:14:54.600 Life is beautiful.

00:14:55.940 One of my favorite movies next to Planet of the Apes.

00:14:59.100 Kind of the very same movie if you think about it.

00:15:02.200 Both about fascism.

00:15:03.580 Yeah.

00:15:04.100 And cataloging humans.

00:15:06.560 They're the same movie in a different way.

00:15:08.620 All about communism, fascism, you know, taking over humans.

00:15:11.800 Were you happy that the latest Planet of the Apes movie have done so bad?

00:15:16.300 I didn't even know it came out yet.

00:15:17.560 I boycotted it, and girl caught it, both.

00:15:22.520 But I wanted to write the final chapter because I was such a fan of that movie.

00:15:27.620 And, you know, Dr. Zira, which was the irony of ironies, because she was like the only ruling class person... 1.00

00:15:44.620 I mean ape, whatever, hybrid, she was the only thing in the power structure that said, 1.00

00:15:51.720 if humans can speak, we should listen.

00:15:55.580 And she upset all science.

00:15:57.560 She was like a force for good, you know, all through it.

00:16:01.460 And because she was a mother.

00:16:03.500 So that's proof that I would never equate Valerie Jarrett to anything good, right?

00:16:12.340 And Valerie Jarrett looks identical to the character.

00:16:15.900 Goppelganger, separated at birth, twins, identical.

00:16:19.940 I mean, identical.

00:16:22.140 We don't have to go back into that, that you got canceled for that.

00:16:25.320 We'd love to.

00:16:26.280 You know who else looks like...

00:16:27.840 I told Jake this, but Jake goes, Mom, don't say it. 0.71

00:16:30.480 You're already in trouble for saying this about women of color saying they look like animals. 0.59

00:16:35.180 But everybody looks like an animal. 0.97

00:16:37.000 Okay, then only white people evolved from apes. 0.99

00:16:40.680 Okay, I'll say only white people evolved from apes. 1.00

00:16:44.120 But Kamala looks like a camel. 1.00

00:16:49.160 She does.

00:16:50.080 She looks like Joe Camel.

00:16:51.840 Remember Joe Camel that they was trying to brainwash all the kids to be sexy? 1.00

00:16:56.380 And then they uncovered that Joe Camel, his face was nothing, but his nose was a penis. 1.00

00:17:02.200 And there was multiple penis. 1.00

00:17:03.640 And his chin was balls. 1.00

00:17:05.440 And they said, this is... 1.00

00:17:07.200 And this was a vagina with the cigarette with the penis going in a vagina. 1.00

00:17:09.940 Remember? 1.00

00:17:10.440 Yeah, if you look at it, it looks exactly like a penis and balls. 0.99

00:17:13.260 Exactly, because they were trying to use whatever it is. 0.99

00:17:16.600 Subliminal advertising.

00:17:17.600 Subliminal advertising to get kids to want to smoke camels. 1.00

00:17:21.840 And I says, that's proof even more that it looks like Kamala, a dick and balls right in her mouth. 1.00

00:17:28.300 Are you shitting me? 1.00

00:17:29.580 It looks exactly like Kamala. 0.99

00:17:31.720 That's exactly right.

00:17:32.980 Right?

00:17:33.460 Brand for her, Willie Brown.

00:17:35.280 Well, what's also weird is that cigarettes supposedly cause impotency. 1.00

00:17:38.520 And if you look at it, it is a limp penis. 1.00

00:17:40.820 It's limp as shit. 1.00

00:17:41.920 It's like they're telling you, if you smoke this, you're going to have a limp wiener. 1.00

00:17:44.980 Oh, maybe that's what they were saying. 1.00

00:17:46.960 Cause you know, those people are going for depopulation, cutting off boys' dicks, turning 1.00

00:17:53.140 them into eunuchs, turning girls into, you know, you know why they want girls to cut off 1.00

00:17:58.260 their breasts? 1.00

00:17:59.280 It just occurred to me. 0.72

00:18:00.740 Why?

00:18:01.280 So they'll make better bus boys.

00:18:04.480 Well, no, but you are right that this is a dehumanist agenda.

00:18:08.540 It's a class war.

00:18:10.100 They don't want people to procreate. 0.97

00:18:11.500 So that's why they want to get kids on these hormones. 1.00

00:18:13.320 But what's sad is you saw in the boxing, they had Amin Khalif and this Lin-Yu Ting who

00:18:18.460 both had XY chromosomes, male chromosomes, but they won the Olympic gold because they 0.81

00:18:23.640 say that they're women, but they're born intersex. 0.99

00:18:25.840 So there are some people that are born intersex. 0.99

00:18:28.280 They have weird genitals. 1.00

00:18:29.400 That's not the same thing. 0.98

00:18:30.020 But they didn't check her genitals. 0.97

00:18:31.440 They never checked, yeah, their genitals, but they have the XY chromosomes. 0.96

00:18:34.500 So it would tell you that that's a guy.

00:18:37.200 But my point is that it's sad that there is.

00:18:39.320 It's like called the X factor for a reason.

00:18:43.320 Why?

00:18:44.740 Because the X factor is female. 1.00

00:18:48.080 That's what this whole fucking age is about. 1.00

00:18:50.600 Fuck the Y. 1.00

00:18:52.200 Why? 1.00

00:18:53.820 Why not?

00:18:55.600 That makes sense.

00:18:56.540 You know, this is the age of the female rising. 0.94

00:19:00.220 You're talking biological female or the man dresses a woman female? 0.87

00:19:03.200 Yeah, because which one?

00:19:04.220 Well, of course, men want to be with what's cool and sexy and smart.

00:19:07.800 And they want to, you know, be as they always were in all goddess culture was always like

00:19:16.360 the gay men that pretended they were women, the drag queens and stuff that were just on 0.95

00:19:21.560 the fringes of the culture.

00:19:23.200 But they were, you know, just with other men.

00:19:27.280 Only a few of them were allowed in where the women were. 1.00

00:19:30.940 But they think they got the right to tell the women.

00:19:33.960 Oh, no, no.

00:19:34.620 That isn't how woman rule works. 1.00

00:19:38.120 So, see, you're not on the woman's side. 0.83

00:19:40.460 You're on the man's side coming in here. 1.00

00:19:42.840 Just want to sniff my underpants when I'm in Walmart taking the big greasy shit. 0.99

00:19:49.780 I think this is a good time for an ad, right? 1.00

00:19:51.600 Yeah, it's a great time.

00:19:53.240 Hey, let's do that real quick.

00:19:56.840 TWC, mom.

00:19:57.780 Ready?

00:19:58.360 The wellness company.

00:19:59.540 We all know and love them.

00:20:00.760 That's the one that sends your medical kits.

00:20:03.040 What?

00:20:03.400 Yeah, the wellness company.

00:20:04.880 They're great. 1.00

00:20:05.720 Mom, the greasy shit. 1.00

00:20:06.780 Not for mental health. 1.00

00:20:07.960 But hold on.

00:20:08.520 I'm going to cue you.

00:20:09.280 So, I don't know if you know this, Alex.

00:20:11.200 What?

00:20:12.480 Monkeypox is having big breakouts.

00:20:15.000 Resurgence right now, yeah.

00:20:16.020 And it is an election year.

00:20:17.340 So, TWC, I don't know if you know this company, but they're great.

00:20:19.620 Dr. McCullough.

00:20:20.980 Oh, yes.

00:20:21.620 I'm very familiar with the wellness company.

00:20:22.640 So, basically, they give you this emergency kit.

00:20:24.360 Why do they call it monkeypox?

00:20:26.640 It's just what it's called.

00:20:27.800 But it's usually.

00:20:29.180 It seems racist when they call it.

00:20:30.360 It does. 0.99

00:20:30.660 Well, it's actually a disease that's more communicable to anal sex. 0.99

00:20:35.620 Yeah, it is. 1.00

00:20:36.000 Which is why gays get it more. 1.00

00:20:36.880 Oh, that's where AIDS come from was fucking the monkeys. 1.00

00:20:39.460 And dogs. 1.00

00:20:40.100 There's a dog with two gay dads that had it around his butthole. 1.00

00:20:43.140 That's another story. 1.00

00:20:43.700 So, monkeypox is like diet AIDS in a way.

00:20:46.280 It is.

00:20:46.500 But anyway, what I'm saying is you buy these medical emergency kits and you keep it on

00:20:51.740 hand.

00:20:52.180 Mom will tell you the drugs. 0.99

00:20:53.900 It's got ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, or however you say it.

00:20:57.160 Anyway, you buy it, you keep it, you store it. 0.99

00:20:59.160 And if shit happens, because monkeypox is probably going to happen. 0.99

00:21:01.440 It's an election year. 0.99

00:21:02.160 They're going to do it again.

00:21:03.260 You've got to have your medicines on hand.

00:21:05.160 So, mom, tell the people.

00:21:06.660 Okay, I will tell the people, but I just have to say, how wrong is it that they are just

00:21:12.460 thinking they can get away with annihilation, one plague after another on the voters?

00:21:19.980 Because they get away with it.

00:21:20.980 And thinking the voters are going to continue to vote for them.

00:21:24.360 What?

00:21:25.340 I think they wanted the plague to be much worse.

00:21:27.420 They just, you know, they want monkeypox to be worse.

00:21:29.620 It's just they can't figure out how to make it.

00:21:31.560 They want mail-in ballots.

00:21:33.000 That's what they want.

00:21:33.860 Yeah, that's what they ain't going to get them.

00:21:35.540 Tell the people where to go, and then we'll get back.

00:21:36.820 The Contagion Emergency Kit from the Wellness Company comes packed with ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine,

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00:22:30.960 Remember, these kits are limited and only available in the USA.

00:22:33.840 Thank you. 0.97

00:22:34.240 So, greasy shit at Walmart we were at? 0.99

00:22:36.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:37.140 Well, Dr. McCullough, though.

00:22:38.420 Because one time I was-

00:22:39.620 Yeah, he's going to come on.

00:22:40.600 I'm very excited.

00:22:41.120 What?

00:22:41.680 Dr. McCullough is a great guy.

00:22:42.760 Oh, that's great.

00:22:43.040 That's his company.

00:22:43.760 He's a good guy.

00:22:44.080 American hero, as far as I'm concerned.

00:22:45.960 Because everything is going to-

00:22:47.700 They're going to find out ivermectin cures everything.

00:22:50.760 It does.

00:22:51.100 They say it helps with cancer.

00:22:52.260 They say, I mean-

00:22:52.760 It won the Nobel Peace Prize for medicine.

00:22:54.880 And Nigeria had a lower COVID mortality rate than the United States of America.

00:22:59.860 And there, they have to have-

00:23:01.060 They take it as standard operating procedure.

00:23:03.240 Control group, right?

00:23:03.960 Yeah, like, exactly right.

00:23:05.280 That was the control group.

00:23:06.460 That's why they were pissed.

00:23:07.180 Or were the control group, however you want to choose it.

00:23:09.200 But this was-

00:23:10.380 The vaccine rollout that they just had was a complete experiment.

00:23:13.460 And that's why I think a lot of people got the vaccine and are totally fine.

00:23:15.960 Because they got a placebo.

00:23:17.540 And they have these certain batch numbers.

00:23:20.340 Certain people got certain ones in certain areas.

00:23:22.820 I know that sounds kind of vague.

00:23:23.860 No, it's true.

00:23:24.500 It's true.

00:23:25.060 And red states had a higher-

00:23:27.180 Whatever.

00:23:27.880 Yeah, exactly right.

00:23:28.660 No, it's true.

00:23:29.020 And so there's just a lot.

00:23:30.320 There was a lot of science behind it.

00:23:31.460 And then they even said that while they were doing the rollout, they were changing the ingredients.

00:23:34.800 And because they had the emergency use authorization, there's nobody else to check and see what's going in it.

00:23:41.500 They just had carte blanche to basically inject this with whatever they thought would work.

00:23:45.000 But I think it was a test to see how we'd react 100%.

00:23:47.420 Yeah.

00:23:48.120 And we reacted terribly.

00:23:49.220 We failed.

00:23:49.520 People miss the pandemic.

00:23:50.960 People want the pandemic to happen again.

00:23:53.540 Why?

00:23:53.640 She does.

00:23:54.120 Mom does.

00:23:54.680 Yeah, I don't know.

00:23:55.460 But I think it's just because-

00:23:56.500 Well, why?

00:23:57.660 You love the pandemic.

00:23:58.640 You talk about your grandkids never came over.

00:24:00.400 It's all your jokes from reacting.

00:24:01.440 Oh, yeah.

00:24:02.360 Well, but no, that was the quarantine.

00:24:05.020 I don't want another pandemic.

00:24:06.800 Hell no.

00:24:06.900 You want quarantine to come over.

00:24:07.660 I just like the quarantine because nobody visited.

00:24:11.060 I was all by myself.

00:24:12.860 I didn't have to cook for nobody to clean for nobody to pick.

00:24:15.320 Nobody-

00:24:15.660 Such a great cook, guys. 0.82

00:24:16.640 People don't realize.

00:24:17.560 People were sleeping up.

00:24:18.060 Oh, yeah.

00:24:18.440 Go talk about that.

00:24:19.760 Roseanne came to cook. 0.91

00:24:20.740 She made this baba ganoush that was-

00:24:22.640 I mean, it was so delicious with the-

00:24:25.340 What was even in the baba ganoush?

00:24:27.280 Tomatoes?

00:24:27.700 And what was in that?

00:24:29.000 Eggplant?

00:24:29.600 Eggplant.

00:24:30.080 That's eggplant.

00:24:31.060 I mean, it was so good.

00:24:32.240 Fire-roasted eggplant.

00:24:33.680 It was so good.

00:24:35.020 Wasn't it good?

00:24:35.980 It really was.

00:24:37.060 I have to say, I was very proud of that.

00:24:38.960 With the hummus and the pita.

00:24:40.480 I mean, it was-

00:24:41.380 Do not sleep on Roseanne Barr's cooking.

00:24:43.840 You didn't say anything about my jug.

00:24:45.800 The jug was good.

00:24:46.860 I'm just saying that-

00:24:48.020 I wish I had a finer grater on my-

00:24:51.020 You can get the food processor.

00:24:53.280 I thought it was grated very small.

00:24:55.380 I made pesto, which you haven't eaten yet.

00:24:58.660 But no, I didn't think the parsley got grated fine enough.

00:25:02.040 We'll have to do it.

00:25:02.540 For my jug.

00:25:03.340 Can we get back to the Thomas Brooks thing or no?

00:25:05.240 Yes.

00:25:06.120 Well, we were talking about the trans-

00:25:07.360 Thank you, by the way, for liking my-

00:25:09.180 It was delicious.

00:25:10.180 I know, but-

00:25:10.740 What do you think the cucumbers and tomato with garlic?

00:25:13.700 I thought it was really good.

00:25:14.800 I thought the-

00:25:15.700 I love cucumbers, so-

00:25:17.020 What do you think of the red, you know-

00:25:19.020 The pesto, or the hummus, the red pepper hummus?

00:25:21.220 Uh-huh.

00:25:22.800 That was the best part.

00:25:23.780 That was the best part.

00:25:24.820 And the pitas were perfectly warm.

00:25:26.760 It was very good.

00:25:27.640 But wait, I want to go back to the trans thing. 1.00

00:25:29.040 What do you think about how they worship the devil

00:25:30.520 and they have Baphomet that has, like, the female breast 0.96

00:25:33.120 and the male torso,

00:25:34.620 and then they have the abortion clinic outside of the DNC,

00:25:38.080 which is like Moloch sacrificing babies to Moloch?

00:25:40.480 Yeah.

00:25:40.820 So I think all of this has this weird satanic-

00:25:44.200 Well, it's-

00:25:45.880 Origins.

00:25:47.020 Well, it's like this.

00:25:51.420 They figured out Satanism can pay

00:25:53.740 if you call it a corporation.

00:25:56.720 See, they can't really call it a religion,

00:25:59.000 although they've been trying to do that

00:26:00.420 in the military for a long time.

00:26:02.020 Well, they had Anton LaVey,

00:26:03.480 who was a big-time military guy that was-

00:26:06.900 It wasn't just him, and I forget the other guy.

00:26:08.540 They've had serious-

00:26:09.700 Yeah, I used to know his name, too.

00:26:11.600 What was that guy's name?

00:26:12.640 I'm just saying they've had high-up military people

00:26:14.180 that were actual Satanists.

00:26:15.420 Yeah, especially the last one, which I can't remember his name,

00:26:19.940 but everybody knows his name.

00:26:21.040 But they all love Alistair Crowley.

00:26:22.140 With the mustache.

00:26:22.880 They all love Alistair Crowley and Hollywood and stuff.

00:26:24.960 Do you think that they're doing that

00:26:25.900 because they're actually worshiping the devil,

00:26:27.280 or are they just doing that to be cool and hip?

00:26:29.820 Or do you think they are really doing satanic stuff

00:26:33.200 in order to, I guess, break the lining between us and the afterlife?

00:26:38.140 That's what they say.

00:26:38.900 Well, they fancied themselves boundary breakers.

00:26:43.540 And so when you get into, like, you really have to decode language,

00:26:48.580 you know, which I've always had to do my whole life being me.

00:26:53.980 Yeah.

00:26:54.280 But I listen deeply to what people say, you know.

00:26:59.740 Real deep.

00:27:00.700 Yeah.

00:27:01.740 And, yeah, they fancied.

00:27:04.920 And also, if I wasn't a huge sexual international...

00:27:09.600 Icon.

00:27:10.180 ...superstar and icon,

00:27:11.300 I probably would have been a forensic psychiatrist

00:27:15.380 and working at Quantico.

00:27:18.560 Quantico, yeah.

00:27:19.620 Quantico.

00:27:20.200 I'm so fascinated by data,

00:27:22.640 how they compiled data.

00:27:24.500 What does the breaking boundaries language mean?

00:27:27.580 Well,

00:27:30.140 rebels,

00:27:34.100 they fancy themselves as sort of pirates

00:27:38.380 that break boundaries.

00:27:40.680 So, think about...

00:27:42.000 Let that just go in there in a minute. 0.52

00:27:43.600 Yeah, I think I know where you're going.

00:27:45.780 Yeah.

00:27:47.660 Do you want to say it?

00:27:48.480 You don't...

00:27:49.640 Say no more.

00:27:51.280 You need to say no more.

00:27:52.940 You have to say it,

00:27:53.960 because I don't think...

00:27:54.660 Yeah, I don't know.

00:27:55.360 What are you saying?

00:27:56.600 Kids' buttholes. 1.00

00:27:57.900 That's what they're obsessed with, obviously?

00:27:59.360 That's what I'm going with. 0.71

00:28:01.060 Little kids' buttholes. 0.86

00:28:03.300 Breaking boundaries.

00:28:05.940 Breaking buttholes?

00:28:07.120 Is that right?

00:28:07.580 Breaking boundaries.

00:28:10.380 Molestation.

00:28:12.540 It does always seem to come down to that, yeah.

00:28:15.560 Yeah, it is weird.

00:28:16.620 And that's the big secret.

00:28:19.840 Yeah.

00:28:20.600 Oh, of secret societies

00:28:22.580 and secret religions

00:28:23.960 and secret cults.

00:28:24.700 Yeah.

00:28:25.200 It seems to be

00:28:26.760 the big secret

00:28:28.960 is breaking the boundaries

00:28:31.800 of children's bodies.

00:28:33.860 Yes.

00:28:34.220 Well, you say that...

00:28:35.040 That's why it keeps...

00:28:35.940 That's why it continues.

00:28:37.560 And then you build

00:28:38.360 a justice system

00:28:39.580 to enable it.

00:28:41.160 Well, there's Jimmy Saville.

00:28:42.680 There's a...

00:28:43.180 I mean, it's not a...

00:28:43.840 Case in point.

00:28:44.380 I mean, there's a great documentary,

00:28:45.840 but it's really sad.

00:28:47.200 I've seen it.

00:28:47.320 The Ninth Circle of Hell.

00:28:48.140 And they would talk about

00:28:48.700 how he was a porter

00:28:49.880 at the Royal Children's Hospital.

00:28:51.300 And this guy, Jimmy Saville,

00:28:52.280 for people that don't know,

00:28:53.900 Saville, I think I always say it wrong.

00:28:55.300 Jimmy Saville.

00:28:57.680 He actually...

00:28:58.300 Great friend of the Royal Family.

00:28:59.480 The best friend.

00:29:00.140 He was knighted by the Queen.

00:29:01.680 He was like the U.S.'s Bob Hope.

00:29:03.680 Exactly right.

00:29:04.400 He was one of our...

00:29:05.220 One of their biggest broadcasters

00:29:06.420 had a show called

00:29:06.960 The Top of the Pops.

00:29:08.180 But he was so sick

00:29:09.160 that he would volunteer

00:29:09.980 as a porter

00:29:10.800 at the Royal Children's Hospital

00:29:12.020 and steal bodies from the morgue.

00:29:13.820 From the morgue.

00:29:14.760 And steal...

00:29:15.460 You don't know about Jimmy Saville?

00:29:16.580 I do.

00:29:17.040 I didn't know about the...

00:29:17.620 I know he's a pedo. 0.91

00:29:18.280 But yeah, this one of the morgue, 0.98

00:29:19.660 this guy had exposed.

00:29:20.940 Morgue.

00:29:21.220 Where they would steal...

00:29:22.220 He would say

00:29:23.360 that he was volunteering

00:29:23.920 at the morgue

00:29:24.440 and they especially

00:29:24.940 wanted children's bodies 1.00

00:29:25.940 at the morgue.

00:29:26.540 And then they would take it

00:29:27.200 on a boat

00:29:27.740 and they would drink its blood

00:29:29.000 and then they would

00:29:29.560 just throw it in the ocean.

00:29:30.660 They would do blood ritual magic.

00:29:34.140 Does that stuff still work

00:29:35.140 on a corpse?

00:29:36.400 I don't know.

00:29:36.900 They do like the adrenochrome.

00:29:38.260 Like Jake's like,

00:29:38.860 hey, when I've done it,

00:29:39.760 we never...

00:29:40.240 Yeah, usually you need

00:29:41.060 a fresh body.

00:29:42.060 Well, that's what I'm saying

00:29:42.840 because that's why

00:29:43.360 they want to scare you

00:29:44.160 because you have

00:29:45.160 the adrenalized blood.

00:29:46.640 That's what they want.

00:29:47.620 They want.

00:29:48.320 That's a vampire serum.

00:29:49.840 They want the adrenalized blood.

00:29:51.300 That's why we have

00:29:52.120 the stories about vampires.

00:29:53.600 Yes, thank you.

00:29:54.440 Yeah, you're right.

00:29:55.240 That's where the lore

00:29:55.780 comes from.

00:29:56.240 And that is what

00:29:57.060 the Golem of Frog

00:29:59.300 is about.

00:30:00.420 And that's what

00:30:00.880 Monsters, Inc. was about.

00:30:02.220 That movie

00:30:02.700 with Monsters, Inc.

00:30:03.620 was literally

00:30:04.200 about scaring kids

00:30:05.040 so you can get

00:30:05.420 their adrenochrome.

00:30:06.060 So you believe

00:30:06.500 in the adrenochrome?

00:30:07.260 I do too.

00:30:07.660 Oh, I do believe that...

00:30:08.980 It's true.

00:30:09.420 I believe in it.

00:30:10.020 Faith in the blood

00:30:10.820 of virgins? 0.87

00:30:11.600 Hello, what does that mean?

00:30:12.960 Yeah.

00:30:13.320 And I think like...

00:30:14.260 Virgin Sacrifice?

00:30:15.280 Yeah, let's say

00:30:15.740 it doesn't have this super...

00:30:16.940 It's how you get

00:30:17.440 to the top of the hill.

00:30:18.880 Yeah, well, I don't know

00:30:19.940 how much...

00:30:20.420 How you get jumped

00:30:20.980 into the game.

00:30:21.720 Yeah, I think so too.

00:30:22.560 Yeah, but I think

00:30:23.760 it gets you high too.

00:30:24.820 Like, I'm sure

00:30:25.200 it has anti-aging benefits.

00:30:26.160 Oh, yeah, they say it does.

00:30:26.620 Yeah, I bet it makes you feel...

00:30:28.280 It's the fountain of youth.

00:30:28.580 It's the fountain of youth,

00:30:29.840 they say.

00:30:30.340 A lot of people say that.

00:30:32.080 Adrenalized young blood.

00:30:34.240 You can get it.

00:30:35.420 You can go to...

00:30:36.100 Well, they say that

00:30:37.500 you can buy adrenochrome.

00:30:39.080 It's synthetic.

00:30:39.680 Had his blood supply

00:30:42.960 put in.

00:30:43.900 Well, they do that. 0.81

00:30:44.780 It's called...

00:30:45.280 They have a blood boy 0.84

00:30:46.540 where these Silicon Valley CEOs

00:30:48.260 will pay a young person 0.97

00:30:49.840 to just do a blood transfusion

00:30:51.480 with them.

00:30:52.500 So that's real.

00:30:53.440 They do that.

00:30:55.200 Then they're like,

00:30:55.780 hey, do you have any sisters

00:30:56.880 that want to get pregnant 1.00

00:30:59.080 from my yoga-going surrogate wife

00:31:02.160 loving one

00:31:02.880 and have a baby fifth wife?

00:31:04.920 Yeah, Alec Baldwin

00:31:05.720 and his 12 kids.

00:31:08.140 Yeah, they're like

00:31:08.700 six months apart.

00:31:09.500 Yeah.

00:31:09.840 How does that even happen?

00:31:10.860 You know what I said to him?

00:31:12.260 I've seen him in that. 0.97

00:31:15.740 I like him in spite of his ridiculousness. 0.63

00:31:17.920 He was great on 30 Rock. 0.65

00:31:19.220 He's a great actor.

00:31:20.240 He's a great comic actor.

00:31:21.460 He was nice to you in person

00:31:22.540 and that goes a long way.

00:31:23.300 He's always been nice to me.

00:31:24.520 But I've seen him there

00:31:25.420 in Beverly Hills

00:31:26.160 and I go up to him

00:31:26.960 and I go,

00:31:28.280 I always call him Alex.

00:31:30.700 He probably hates that.

00:31:32.000 He hates it,

00:31:32.500 but he lets me do it.

00:31:34.020 I go, hey, Alex,

00:31:36.000 snip, snip, baby.

00:31:38.000 Yeah, he needs that.

00:31:39.040 Kids, you're going to be 90 1.00

00:31:40.700 when your kids are fucking, 1.00

00:31:42.580 you know, 1.00

00:31:42.960 five years old.

00:31:44.420 When they're going to kindergarten

00:31:45.300 and they're going to be embarrassed.

00:31:47.960 Has no one told you this?

00:31:49.820 And he's like,

00:31:51.020 no, no one has.

00:31:52.900 Let me take a mental note.

00:31:55.200 Snip, snip,

00:31:56.520 90s,

00:31:57.580 kindergarten.

00:31:58.580 Thank you.

00:31:59.080 He also said,

00:32:00.220 do you remember he was really funny?

00:32:01.640 That's funny.

00:32:02.480 That is funny.

00:32:03.640 That is funny.

00:32:04.320 He said like,

00:32:05.260 he also said under his breath,

00:32:07.300 I remember I was there with you

00:32:08.420 about his wife was like

00:32:10.440 completely crazy

00:32:11.960 and he had no say in it.

00:32:13.540 He was like,

00:32:13.880 I know.

00:32:14.380 She wants babies. 1.00

00:32:16.000 Like she's the one.

00:32:17.200 She wants those babies. 1.00

00:32:18.280 He looks so tired.

00:32:19.460 He has her back no matter what

00:32:20.780 because when she got canceled.

00:32:21.740 He loves her.

00:32:22.500 He loves her

00:32:23.040 because when she got canceled.

00:32:24.060 She's Hispanic. 1.00

00:32:25.160 He loves that pure Hispanic.

00:32:26.620 Yeah, she's so Hispanic. 1.00

00:32:28.000 Hispanic, yeah, right.

00:32:28.580 She's not Hispanic. 0.98

00:32:29.640 No, she's fake. 0.90

00:32:30.380 She's going to tell the story. 0.95

00:32:31.240 She's got to be a Jew 1.00

00:32:32.600 to have that kind of power 0.99

00:32:33.980 over a white man.

00:32:34.940 I think she grew up

00:32:36.280 in Massachusetts or something.

00:32:37.940 Yeah, going to a prep school.

00:32:39.040 She's got Jewish blood. 0.68

00:32:40.760 She's doing the whole 1.00

00:32:41.700 lesbian witch 0.99

00:32:42.800 Hollywood publicist 0.99

00:32:44.400 controlled coven thing

00:32:45.760 with Hillary Clinton.

00:32:46.860 She is doing a coven.

00:32:47.920 That is what they're doing.

00:32:48.900 I know.

00:32:49.500 But what do you think about this?

00:32:50.940 You've been on set

00:32:51.640 with armories,

00:32:52.380 with guns and stuff.

00:32:53.040 How could a movie set

00:32:54.980 let a person get shot

00:32:56.520 when they take

00:32:57.080 every precaution?

00:32:58.640 No, they don't.

00:32:59.500 They don't? 1.00

00:32:59.700 I remember when the asshole 1.00

00:33:01.060 I was married to fat ass. 1.00

00:33:02.940 What's his name? 1.00

00:33:04.040 Tom Arnold?

00:33:04.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:05.940 I was married to fat ass. 1.00

00:33:07.760 Fat ass Tom Arnold. 1.00

00:33:09.200 Liar Tom Arnold. 1.00

00:33:11.520 A little girl. 0.99

00:33:12.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:13.280 A little fucking 1.00

00:33:13.880 whiny ass girl. 1.00

00:33:15.200 They do like me. 1.00

00:33:17.040 They just make me upset.

00:33:18.460 I don't know.

00:33:18.860 Sometimes I just have

00:33:19.780 that feeling like

00:33:20.680 nobody really likes me.

00:33:22.560 Oh, it's true.

00:33:23.040 Well, you know why, Tom? 1.00

00:33:24.220 Because you're a fucking dick. 1.00

00:33:26.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:27.400 What do you think they said?

00:33:28.280 You can't treat people 1.00

00:33:28.520 like shit like that. 1.00

00:33:29.420 But then I'd be like, 0.99

00:33:30.960 also I'd work him,

00:33:32.440 like, hey, 1.00

00:33:34.040 that fucker said you was shit. 1.00

00:33:35.840 You know, I shouldn't say. 1.00

00:33:37.060 I wish I did say,

00:33:38.880 because I would not

00:33:39.760 do good in prison.

00:33:40.980 You know, like,

00:33:41.500 I love that show,

00:33:43.060 Orange is the New Black, 1.00

00:33:44.020 because I'd be that bitch 1.00

00:33:44.840 in prison. 1.00

00:33:46.920 You,

00:33:47.540 you've got to remove

00:33:48.780 such and such.

00:33:50.560 When she's in the laundry,

00:33:53.140 I want you to,

00:33:54.220 86-er.

00:33:55.300 Yeah.

00:33:55.840 Well, I have to ask you this.

00:33:56.980 I'm going to forget

00:33:57.500 my train of thought.

00:33:58.300 What do you think?

00:33:58.820 Do you think Tom Arnold,

00:33:59.760 when he saw that

00:34:01.080 Arnold Schwarzenegger

00:34:02.320 had a kid with the nanny,

00:34:04.080 do you think that he

00:34:04.680 called that out,

00:34:05.400 or do you think

00:34:05.820 he just let it go?

00:34:06.720 Because they had to notice

00:34:07.660 that the nanny's kid

00:34:08.540 looked exactly.

00:34:09.040 I wondered that, too.

00:34:09.980 They had to notice

00:34:10.600 that the kid looked

00:34:11.260 exactly like Arnold

00:34:12.460 at a very young age,

00:34:14.160 and that was like

00:34:14.600 his lifelong nanny.

00:34:15.760 Well, he's like

00:34:17.040 in the brotherhood, you know?

00:34:18.700 Yeah, he knew about it.

00:34:19.460 He's like, wink, wink. 1.00

00:34:20.900 Yeah, we all fucked the maid. 1.00

00:34:22.680 The maid, 1.00

00:34:24.140 the yoga instructor,

00:34:25.540 the gardener's sister. 1.00

00:34:27.560 They fucked whoever 1.00

00:34:28.640 was there. 1.00

00:34:29.520 Yeah, you're right.

00:34:30.360 Whoever was there, 1.00

00:34:31.280 we fucked them. 1.00

00:34:32.400 I just love how Arnold, 1.00

00:34:34.180 well, this is what

00:34:34.760 makes you so mad.

00:34:35.360 At least Arnold

00:34:35.820 took credit for his kids.

00:34:37.080 Jerry Jones,

00:34:37.880 the owner of the

00:34:38.520 Dallas Cowboys,

00:34:39.100 he had a kid in

00:34:39.900 Little Rock, Arkansas

00:34:40.740 30 years ago,

00:34:42.060 made the kid sign an NDA

00:34:43.520 that they could never say

00:34:44.460 that he's a father.

00:34:45.800 Oh, no.

00:34:46.340 She came out and said 0.70

00:34:47.360 he's a father,

00:34:47.980 then he re-sued her,

00:34:49.380 and they settled out of court.

00:34:50.700 Yeah, he tried to get

00:34:51.240 the money back for her,

00:34:52.460 but he doesn't deny

00:34:53.540 she's his kid.

00:34:55.260 So how do these people,

00:34:56.740 like Joe Biden

00:34:57.940 is the president

00:34:58.900 of the United States.

00:34:59.580 He has a granddaughter

00:35:00.560 he's never, ever acknowledged.

00:35:02.380 I think now he's acknowledged

00:35:03.740 her in one Christmas post,

00:35:05.200 but he literally hung out

00:35:06.360 or hung six stockings

00:35:08.120 when he has seven grandchildren.

00:35:09.580 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:09.860 These people are evil. 0.92

00:35:10.680 He has all the money 0.99

00:35:11.240 in the world.

00:35:11.580 He should be proud

00:35:12.240 to have a granddaughter

00:35:12.860 even if he lives 1.00

00:35:13.540 with a stripper whore. 1.00

00:35:14.320 That's neither here nor there. 1.00

00:35:16.140 You know, the baby

00:35:16.740 deserves some respect.

00:35:17.940 I agree.

00:35:18.960 Well, the ones he likes

00:35:20.360 was the dead son's widow 1.00

00:35:23.560 fucking the other guy. 1.00

00:35:24.660 He had no problem with that. 1.00

00:35:26.280 They could care less

00:35:27.200 that Hunter Biden's

00:35:28.320 banging his brother's widow. 0.98

00:35:30.460 I mean, that is the most disgusting. 0.99

00:35:32.320 That's family stuff. 0.96

00:35:34.180 They love it.

00:35:34.860 They keep it.

00:35:35.320 Well, that's what they say.

00:35:36.180 What about Ashley saying,

00:35:37.540 I'm afraid my dad's going to

00:35:39.340 try to get in the shower with me.

00:35:40.720 No, he did get in the shower.

00:35:41.640 He did.

00:35:42.080 Well, he did, but

00:35:43.060 that's funny

00:35:45.060 just like her brother's laptop.

00:35:47.260 The Russians are. 0.89

00:35:48.620 No, she said

00:35:49.400 the diary is real.

00:35:50.460 Yeah, that was so fake.

00:35:52.020 The diary is real.

00:35:53.400 The diary is real,

00:35:54.260 but I just can't believe

00:35:55.100 they said that

00:35:55.800 that was Russian disinformation.

00:35:57.460 They raided O'Keefe's house

00:35:58.740 when he had it. 1.00

00:35:59.740 They fucking FBI raided him 1.00

00:36:00.920 just like they did. 0.99

00:36:01.360 We had pictures 1.00

00:36:02.000 of Hunter Biden's penis. 1.00

00:36:03.320 I mean, like, 1.00

00:36:03.980 how could that be Russian?

00:36:04.820 I was talking about the diary.

00:36:06.060 I wanted to see

00:36:07.140 what was going on there.

00:36:08.600 He had a big.

00:36:09.220 I like that

00:36:10.140 when he's with that Chinese girl 0.97

00:36:11.940 who gets the part

00:36:13.420 as Mulan

00:36:14.380 shortly after

00:36:15.680 when she's doing

00:36:17.260 a Kamala Harris thing on him.

00:36:19.960 Is that realrawnews.com?

00:36:22.340 No.

00:36:22.640 So one of the people,

00:36:23.400 one of the girls he does 0.97

00:36:24.140 I've never heard that story.

00:36:25.300 I know that he said something

00:36:26.560 he didn't want any Chinese women 1.00

00:36:28.020 or there's a weird text

00:36:29.040 and he was saying

00:36:29.740 the N-word

00:36:30.220 in all these texts.

00:36:31.100 Oh, yeah.

00:36:32.640 He was actually pretty cool.

00:36:33.780 He was a lawyer

00:36:34.500 to a black lawyer,

00:36:35.600 supposedly. 0.82

00:36:36.580 Well, he got the N-word 0.95

00:36:38.060 passed from the black lawyer. 0.70

00:36:40.080 Can I say that he's like, 0.97

00:36:41.940 I can say the N-word, right? 0.55

00:36:43.680 Because I'm giving you

00:36:44.600 $3 million a year.

00:36:46.200 That's probably all he wanted.

00:36:46.940 He's like,

00:36:47.240 you can call me

00:36:47.880 whatever you want.

00:36:49.060 I mean,

00:36:49.420 that's what I would say

00:36:50.180 if I was an attorney

00:36:50.880 making that much money.

00:36:52.780 But, yeah,

00:36:53.440 the Biden,

00:36:54.060 I honestly, though,

00:36:55.140 even though I hate

00:36:56.000 Joe Biden's politics,

00:36:57.160 I think he's less bad

00:36:58.300 than Barack Obama

00:36:59.220 for some reason.

00:37:00.020 I agree.

00:37:00.760 Because he's in a crime family,

00:37:02.160 but it's pretty overt.

00:37:03.220 He doesn't try and hide it.

00:37:04.100 Yeah.

00:37:04.360 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:05.100 I don't think...

00:37:05.840 Obama's way more sinister

00:37:06.940 and hidden.

00:37:07.480 Obama's way more sinister

00:37:08.880 and cunning.

00:37:09.560 I think Joe Biden

00:37:10.340 is just kind of a...

00:37:12.460 He's a small-town mafiosa, 0.98

00:37:13.820 and that's what I say.

00:37:14.540 Yeah, like,

00:37:15.120 he actually...

00:37:15.800 I feel like he still

00:37:16.500 kind of likes America, right?

00:37:18.000 Like, I do believe

00:37:18.960 that Joe Biden...

00:37:19.840 Like, we know

00:37:20.360 Donald Trump loves America.

00:37:21.820 Well, they've convinced Biden.

00:37:25.260 He's got that Democrat thing

00:37:26.840 where it's like,

00:37:27.660 I'm for the underdog

00:37:29.080 unless they want me

00:37:31.220 to raise their pay.

00:37:32.320 No way.

00:37:36.080 You're right about that.

00:37:37.500 He's all for the underdog

00:37:38.420 unless it's time to help him,

00:37:39.660 and then he's like...

00:37:40.640 It's like, hey,

00:37:41.140 I'm a corporate man,

00:37:42.760 and there's nothing democratic

00:37:44.080 about a corporation,

00:37:45.780 and I run a corporation,

00:37:47.700 and I've got to have

00:37:49.560 this many token seats 1.00

00:37:51.120 filled by imbeciles 1.00

00:37:53.180 that'll, you know, 1.00

00:37:54.900 do what they're asked to do

00:37:56.720 by the people who own me.

00:37:59.060 Well, you're exactly right

00:38:00.120 because America

00:38:00.780 is not really a country

00:38:01.700 or more of a corporation.

00:38:03.060 Yeah, that's what we are.

00:38:04.100 It's fascism,

00:38:05.040 and the definition of fascism

00:38:06.540 is a merger

00:38:07.340 of corporation and state,

00:38:08.520 and that's where we're at

00:38:09.300 during the pandemic.

00:38:10.640 All of a sudden, Pfizer...

00:38:11.160 The pandemic was that.

00:38:12.380 Yeah, that is, you know,

00:38:13.380 that was...

00:38:13.700 Well, it all comes out

00:38:14.420 of the Patriot Act, you know.

00:38:15.580 That was it.

00:38:16.760 That's exactly right,

00:38:18.060 and they had the Project

00:38:18.840 for a New American Century

00:38:19.780 before 9-11.

00:38:21.020 I'm just saying

00:38:21.440 they wanted to have this control

00:38:23.400 where we have no freedom.

00:38:24.700 They can do warrantless

00:38:25.420 search and seizure

00:38:26.060 of our emails,

00:38:27.060 our phone calls.

00:38:28.480 In our bank accounts.

00:38:29.620 In our bank accounts,

00:38:30.680 so that's really

00:38:31.360 where we're at.

00:38:31.560 Social security numbers.

00:38:32.880 We live in a corporation.

00:38:34.140 We don't live in a country.

00:38:35.900 You know, it's like

00:38:36.240 The Firm, that Tom Cruise movie.

00:38:37.680 Yeah, it is.

00:38:38.320 That's what it is.

00:38:39.000 It's like Ned Beatty

00:38:39.700 in The Network.

00:38:40.960 Greatest scene of all time.

00:38:42.220 Don't you understand?

00:38:44.260 You are messy.

00:38:44.860 There are no countries.

00:38:46.240 Yeah.

00:38:46.640 I love that part.

00:38:47.680 I had him on my show

00:38:48.740 as a guest star,

00:38:49.560 Ned Beatty there.

00:38:50.560 Yeah, he's great.

00:38:51.360 Yeah, he goes into

00:38:52.400 the wardrobe girls

00:38:53.620 and he goes,

00:38:54.680 you're beautiful,

00:38:57.500 blonde-haired,

00:38:58.280 blue-eyed girls.

00:38:59.300 You're some of the best people

00:39:02.260 on earth,

00:39:04.480 if you know what I mean.

00:39:06.020 And he goes in this 1.00

00:39:06.940 fucking anti-Jew 1.00

00:39:08.660 fucking thing to them. 1.00

00:39:08.760 Yeah, that's what he said. 1.00

00:39:09.740 He went up there

00:39:11.080 and said your blue eyes

00:39:13.040 and blonde hair.

00:39:13.460 And he's like,

00:39:14.020 the Jews control. 0.97

00:39:15.720 And I hired him.

00:39:16.960 Oh, wow.

00:39:17.560 So they go,

00:39:18.100 hey, he don't like

00:39:18.940 your drive all that much. 1.00

00:39:21.540 He's like spouting the shit. 1.00

00:39:23.600 And I'm like, 1.00

00:39:24.540 dude, 0.99

00:39:27.760 I can't have no fucking 1.00

00:39:29.100 Nazis working for me. 1.00

00:39:31.880 You know?

00:39:32.380 What'd you do?

00:39:32.860 Did you fire him?

00:39:34.020 I didn't ask him back.

00:39:35.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:36.060 I guess he was just a guest.

00:39:37.220 He was just a guest.

00:39:37.880 Brilliant actor.

00:39:38.500 Yeah, but a brilliant actor.

00:39:40.160 Yeah, he's a great actor.

00:39:40.880 Good God, dude.

00:39:41.800 They say Robert Mitchum

00:39:43.040 was another one of them

00:39:44.240 blaming everything

00:39:45.720 on the Jews.

00:39:46.780 You know what goes with that? 1.00

00:39:48.080 Either being a pedo 0.99

00:39:49.300 or a drunk 1.00

00:39:50.060 or a drug addict,

00:39:51.520 then things also

00:39:52.220 goes together.

00:39:53.400 But this is the problem

00:39:54.320 that I have

00:39:54.900 with the people

00:39:55.600 that blame everything 0.89

00:39:56.120 on the Jews

00:39:56.600 is that it has

00:39:57.560 this victim mentality.

00:39:59.020 You know?

00:39:59.260 Everybody has to,

00:40:00.080 you have to have

00:40:00.580 like a boogeyman.

00:40:01.800 Yeah.

00:40:02.020 Even though something bad

00:40:02.820 happened to your life,

00:40:03.340 it's probably your fault

00:40:04.220 or, you know,

00:40:05.000 self-sabotage.

00:40:06.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:07.040 It's your fault

00:40:07.880 that you're going through

00:40:08.740 whatever you're going through. 0.99

00:40:09.680 Like no shit. 0.99

00:40:10.460 But you want to blame it 1.00

00:40:11.340 on somebody else

00:40:12.040 because it's easier

00:40:12.900 to justify

00:40:13.880 why you're not successful

00:40:15.260 by blaming somebody

00:40:16.460 that is either

00:40:17.240 more successful

00:40:17.820 or the reason

00:40:18.320 why you're not successful.

00:40:19.420 Well, it's like

00:40:20.000 that Susan Smith thing.

00:40:22.060 Hey, it was a black guy 1.00

00:40:23.160 who killed my kids. 1.00

00:40:24.440 Yeah.

00:40:25.160 It's all that.

00:40:26.240 It's all like,

00:40:27.360 oh, where's the nearest

00:40:28.760 scapegoat I can blame? 1.00

00:40:30.560 You know, you're a failure 1.00

00:40:31.800 because you're 1.00

00:40:32.640 fucking dumbass. 1.00

00:40:35.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:35.560 You can't put

00:40:36.320 two days of work

00:40:37.880 together.

00:40:39.100 You can't put

00:40:39.740 five in a week. 0.92

00:40:40.740 That's for damn sure

00:40:41.660 without stealing 0.99

00:40:42.960 or fucking up 0.99

00:40:44.140 or, you know, 0.99

00:40:45.120 pissing somebody off

00:40:46.340 or coming in late.

00:40:47.380 You can't do that.

00:40:49.060 And that ain't

00:40:49.680 on the Jews.

00:40:51.680 I agree with you

00:40:52.720 100%.

00:40:53.220 And it's funny

00:40:53.960 we're talking about,

00:40:54.560 you know,

00:40:54.740 famous people,

00:40:55.660 but a guy that

00:40:56.620 works really hard,

00:40:57.820 I don't know,

00:40:58.460 we're segwaying into this,

00:40:59.580 but he is one of the

00:41:00.480 most famous Jewish guys,

00:41:01.500 Howard Stern.

00:41:02.220 Stern, you know,

00:41:03.060 but I'm saying...

00:41:04.400 He says he's not

00:41:05.280 Jewish, though.

00:41:06.280 I confronted him.

00:41:07.220 I go, huh?

00:41:08.180 He goes, I'm half.

00:41:09.740 But he says...

00:41:10.640 I go, you can't be half.

00:41:12.080 He says he's Jewish.

00:41:13.100 I know he does kind of

00:41:13.980 hide it,

00:41:14.360 but you're telling me...

00:41:15.000 No, he said,

00:41:15.440 I'm half Italian. 1.00

00:41:16.500 He got all up in his ass 1.00

00:41:17.800 at me, too. 0.99

00:41:18.760 I'm half Italian,

00:41:20.040 like, hey,

00:41:20.940 I'm half white,

00:41:21.940 you know?

00:41:22.300 It was kind of like that.

00:41:23.120 And I'm like,

00:41:23.700 Howard,

00:41:24.560 you made your whole career

00:41:26.460 saying you're a Jew, 1.00

00:41:27.540 you cunt. 1.00

00:41:28.300 Howard Stern. 1.00

00:41:29.860 Yeah, Howard Stern,

00:41:30.840 I mean,

00:41:31.000 the whole thing was

00:41:31.700 America thought

00:41:32.440 they had a Jewish friend

00:41:33.680 at last.

00:41:34.380 Yeah.

00:41:35.180 And now he's saying

00:41:35.960 Italian.

00:41:37.200 That's what happens

00:41:37.960 when you marry a,

00:41:39.420 you know,

00:41:40.360 I shouldn't say.

00:41:41.540 A horse?

00:41:42.440 That's what they call her. 1.00

00:41:43.560 Beth Ostrowski?

00:41:45.040 Well, I think she's

00:41:45.780 a Jewish woman.

00:41:46.740 Yeah, I think she's Jewish.

00:41:47.540 Is she?

00:41:47.820 Yeah, I think Ostrowski,

00:41:48.920 I think so.

00:41:49.060 Well, then maybe it's true

00:41:49.780 Jews run everything 1.00

00:41:50.460 because she ran him 0.99

00:41:51.720 and she ruined him.

00:41:52.500 She ran him, yeah. 0.97

00:41:53.000 Well, Jews are powerful 1.00

00:41:54.600 and smart. 0.71

00:41:55.160 That's what people don't realize.

00:41:55.980 Because he said

00:41:56.320 Jewish people are smart.

00:41:57.200 I mean, Jordan Peterson

00:41:58.300 who, I mean.

00:42:00.580 Love.

00:42:01.200 I love him.

00:42:02.060 Mm-hmm.

00:42:03.020 He's a brilliant guy.

00:42:03.820 He's so brilliant

00:42:04.800 and he's heads and tails

00:42:05.900 above any of these 1.00

00:42:06.820 other stupid asses. 1.00

00:42:08.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:08.580 But he just recently

00:42:09.420 came out and goes,

00:42:10.160 it's true, 0.59

00:42:11.120 Jews run the world 1.00

00:42:13.200 and control everything. 0.95

00:42:14.800 I was like,

00:42:15.280 I love that you said that

00:42:17.820 but there was no hate in it.

00:42:19.740 He just was accepting reality.

00:42:21.680 If I'm hiring an attorney,

00:42:22.840 I want the Jewish,

00:42:24.160 most Jewish attorney

00:42:25.120 in the world.

00:42:25.980 I mean,

00:42:26.360 that's not a knock,

00:42:27.360 that's a compliment.

00:42:28.320 Send in the Jews. 1.00

00:42:29.640 Yeah, seriously.

00:42:30.880 Yeah, me too.

00:42:32.140 But it's because

00:42:32.780 there's something about

00:42:33.780 Jewish people are smart.

00:42:35.720 They're usually, you know. 0.99

00:42:36.820 Well, they're vicious.

00:42:37.740 They're vicious.

00:42:38.320 They're tough.

00:42:39.360 They're fighters.

00:42:40.440 I mean,

00:42:40.640 there are a lot of.

00:42:41.240 We're fighters.

00:42:41.900 We have to be.

00:42:43.240 And if I'm, you know.

00:42:43.780 I mean, for real.

00:42:45.300 And if I'm, you know,

00:42:46.920 trying to find

00:42:47.420 the best basketball player,

00:42:48.380 I might, you know, 0.62

00:42:49.560 pick a black guy. 0.63

00:42:50.160 There's certain people

00:42:50.780 that have certain attributes

00:42:52.080 that they're better at

00:42:53.500 than other people.

00:42:54.240 I mean, that shouldn't be.

00:42:54.840 Nothing wrong with Simon.

00:42:55.540 Not anymore.

00:42:56.360 Now they're going

00:42:57.100 for those seven foot 0.94

00:42:58.440 Chinese guys

00:42:59.580 from Valley down there.

00:43:00.600 That was one time.

00:43:01.880 They're actually playing

00:43:02.720 for like Eastern Block now

00:43:03.920 are the big basketball.

00:43:04.580 Oh yeah, Eastern Block.

00:43:05.700 Yeah.

00:43:05.920 Like Yoban.

00:43:07.140 Yeah.

00:43:07.820 Yoban.

00:43:08.280 There was only one Chinese.

00:43:09.500 There may be two Chinese players.

00:43:10.880 There was Yao Ming 0.97

00:43:11.540 and Jeremy Lin.

00:43:12.540 Yeah.

00:43:12.800 Uh-huh.

00:43:13.320 They didn't really.

00:43:14.220 They had good careers,

00:43:15.360 but it's not like

00:43:16.120 it's not like a big import

00:43:17.280 from China.

00:43:17.600 They just have to walk up there

00:43:19.300 and drop it.

00:43:20.240 Yeah.

00:43:20.840 Well, they have those videos

00:43:21.820 where the Chinese kids

00:43:22.620 are dribbling basketballs.

00:43:23.740 Like their schools

00:43:24.380 are so much better

00:43:25.260 than our schools.

00:43:25.780 A hundred percent.

00:43:26.320 In every way.

00:43:27.300 They use TikTok for education.

00:43:29.540 Do you know how they

00:43:30.140 screw us over with the TikTok?

00:43:31.540 They make us watch 1.00

00:43:32.280 all the stupid stuff 1.00

00:43:33.280 that makes us brain dead. 1.00

00:43:34.620 Yep.

00:43:34.960 And then there,

00:43:35.680 they're getting math problems,

00:43:37.380 you know,

00:43:37.760 stuff about bridges

00:43:39.000 and stuff about history.

00:43:40.720 But then the Americans

00:43:41.820 algorithm is like death, 1.00

00:43:44.000 you know, sex. 1.00

00:43:44.820 It's all trans shit. 1.00

00:43:45.960 That's why they're 1.00

00:43:46.440 kicking our ass. 1.00

00:43:47.160 That's exactly why. 1.00

00:43:48.260 Yeah.

00:43:48.460 And the fentanyl crisis,

00:43:49.660 you know,

00:43:49.860 that's how in China

00:43:50.680 that they can legally

00:43:51.480 make fentanyl

00:43:52.240 as long as,

00:43:52.680 like how here in America,

00:43:54.220 Delta-8 and Delta-9

00:43:55.380 marijuana are legal

00:43:56.480 because they add

00:43:57.800 a molecule to it

00:43:59.160 that makes it not THC,

00:44:00.320 so it's THCA,

00:44:01.200 so it's not technically

00:44:01.960 federally illegal.

00:44:03.160 Well, they do the same

00:44:04.020 with fentanyl in China.

00:44:05.280 They add a molecule

00:44:06.100 to regular fentanyl

00:44:07.100 and then it's totally

00:44:08.140 legal to make

00:44:08.880 because they don't have,

00:44:09.940 the jurisdiction is not,

00:44:11.300 like it's constantly

00:44:12.140 changing, right?

00:44:12.840 So they have to get laws

00:44:13.860 passed to make

00:44:14.720 fentanyl A illegal,

00:44:16.740 fentanyl B.

00:44:17.880 So what they do

00:44:18.360 is they make

00:44:18.780 this synthetic fentanyl,

00:44:19.860 they add a molecule to it

00:44:20.940 and the molecule

00:44:21.780 they add to it

00:44:22.500 is poisonous.

00:44:23.320 It makes it even way worse

00:44:24.460 and that's why

00:44:24.800 there's more overdoses

00:44:25.680 and then they send it

00:44:26.760 all to Mexico,

00:44:27.480 Mexico packages it

00:44:28.560 and the cartel

00:44:29.120 just brings it across.

00:44:30.580 So China, 0.99

00:44:31.680 by using drugs

00:44:32.600 and using TikTok,

00:44:34.120 is killing America

00:44:35.240 from the inside.

00:44:35.880 More Americans have died 1.00

00:44:36.900 from fentanyl

00:44:37.640 than both world wars combined.

00:44:40.020 Yeah,

00:44:40.180 and it's all Chinese fentanyl.

00:44:41.120 We're invested

00:44:41.680 in a fentanyl testing company

00:44:42.780 that's coming out.

00:44:43.420 This is the biggest problem.

00:44:44.400 Nobody likes to talk about it

00:44:45.480 but fentanyl is killing

00:44:46.600 our children.

00:44:47.460 It's not just drug users.

00:44:48.460 The fentanyl test strips

00:44:48.600 need to be everywhere.

00:44:49.700 That is a brilliant thing.

00:44:50.480 That's what we have.

00:44:51.360 I know,

00:44:51.740 that's a brilliant thing.

00:44:52.040 No,

00:44:52.140 I'm getting them into Texas. 0.64

00:44:53.260 This is,

00:44:53.780 I mean,

00:44:54.100 we'll talk about it later

00:44:55.020 but no.

00:44:55.420 I know,

00:44:55.660 but I mean,

00:44:57.360 thefentanyltest.com.

00:44:58.480 But there was a time.

00:44:58.960 You know,

00:44:59.200 you wish people

00:44:59.960 wouldn't be taking drugs

00:45:01.360 but you don't want them

00:45:02.340 to die if they do.

00:45:03.540 You don't want people

00:45:04.300 to take drugs

00:45:04.760 but there's always

00:45:05.240 going to be people

00:45:05.660 that do

00:45:06.200 and now like,

00:45:07.900 this is going to sound

00:45:08.740 crazy and insane

00:45:09.700 but there used to be

00:45:10.420 a time when cocaine

00:45:11.100 wasn't that dangerous.

00:45:12.340 Like,

00:45:12.460 cocaine,

00:45:13.100 you wouldn't just

00:45:13.580 immediately die. 0.76

00:45:14.800 You don't deserve 1.00

00:45:15.260 to die for doing coke. 0.99

00:45:16.320 Yeah,

00:45:16.720 but now people do coke

00:45:17.820 and it has fentanyl

00:45:18.400 and they're dying

00:45:19.200 like crazy.

00:45:20.160 Well,

00:45:20.320 they're saying

00:45:20.800 they're putting

00:45:21.380 Ajax, 1.00

00:45:22.420 some kind of shit. 1.00

00:45:23.040 No, 1.00

00:45:23.280 it's fentanyl.

00:45:24.140 Fentanyl.

00:45:24.820 They do it

00:45:25.420 because it's super cheap

00:45:26.400 and it does create

00:45:27.320 some sort of high

00:45:28.160 so when you do that

00:45:29.060 look at George Floyd

00:45:30.380 when he was arrested.

00:45:31.260 He was on fentanyl.

00:45:32.000 George Floyd died

00:45:32.760 of a drug overdose

00:45:33.520 100%.

00:45:34.100 He swallowed his drugs

00:45:35.460 and he died

00:45:36.760 and yeah,

00:45:37.260 Derek Chauvin put his knee

00:45:38.120 on his neck

00:45:38.460 but that's not what

00:45:39.060 caused him to die.

00:45:40.060 No,

00:45:40.280 100%.

00:45:40.700 That's going to come out later.

00:45:42.080 Can we do a...

00:45:42.700 Well, the toxicology

00:45:43.340 came out that it was...

00:45:44.080 No,

00:45:44.260 he died of a fentanyl overdose

00:45:45.440 100%.

00:45:46.140 He had a lethal amount

00:45:46.340 of fentanyl in his system.

00:45:47.300 Time for an ad break.

00:45:48.580 Oh my God.

00:45:50.100 I'm getting really good

00:45:51.320 at when he's coming.

00:45:52.140 So George Floyd died

00:45:53.940 of fentanyl.

00:45:54.240 Boy, how they manufactured

00:45:55.040 evidence in that trial

00:45:56.680 is astounding.

00:45:57.460 And then even the cops

00:45:58.420 that were just around

00:46:01.720 the Chinese,

00:46:02.320 poor Chinese cop 0.95

00:46:03.120 got like 20 years in jail. 0.73

00:46:04.840 Yeah, it's awful.

00:46:05.240 And you can't tell

00:46:06.000 your superior cop

00:46:06.840 get off him. 0.94

00:46:07.500 Like if you have a superior cop

00:46:08.540 you just do whatever.

00:46:09.440 Well, there were two or three

00:46:10.140 on him at the time.

00:46:11.420 Well, they showed

00:46:12.160 that's what you do

00:46:13.160 to prevent them

00:46:13.900 from aspectating

00:46:14.900 on their own vomit. 0.62

00:46:16.180 Well, and he was resisting arrest.

00:46:17.580 That's what police do.

00:46:18.880 Let's do an ad real quick. 1.00

00:46:20.540 Everybody can go to hell. 1.00

00:46:22.220 I'll die my way 1.00

00:46:23.400 out of this shit. 1.00

00:46:24.240 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:46:25.020 American financing, Alex. 0.99

00:46:26.380 This is my favorite company.

00:46:27.760 I do this every week.

00:46:28.740 So they're a mortgage

00:46:29.980 lending company, right?

00:46:31.120 I don't know

00:46:31.340 if you've heard of these people.

00:46:32.320 They do home refinancing.

00:46:34.220 That's what they specialize in.

00:46:35.280 But what's good

00:46:35.740 about this company

00:46:36.440 is they're family

00:46:36.960 owned and operated.

00:46:37.800 They've been in business

00:46:38.320 for 25 plus years.

00:46:39.440 They're highly rated

00:46:39.960 on Better Business Bureau.

00:46:41.640 And most importantly,

00:46:42.520 the agents

00:46:43.040 at American Financing

00:46:44.020 are salary-based

00:46:45.280 mortgage consultants.

00:46:46.420 And they save people

00:46:48.580 an average of $800.

00:46:49.760 Well, that's good.

00:46:50.700 That is good.

00:46:51.340 You haven't heard me finish?

00:46:52.200 $800?

00:46:53.420 $850 a month,

00:46:54.660 which is like getting

00:46:55.240 a $10,000 raise.

00:46:56.960 That's their average, Alex.

00:46:58.220 Their average.

00:46:59.220 Do you own a home?

00:46:59.980 Yes, I own a home.

00:47:00.840 Call American Financing.

00:47:01.960 Call American Financing.

00:47:03.620 Listen, if you act today,

00:47:04.920 you may be able

00:47:05.780 to delay two mortgage payments.

00:47:08.460 Look at that, Alex.

00:47:09.400 Wow.

00:47:10.000 What is it?

00:47:11.600 866?

00:47:13.160 Or is it 800?

00:47:15.060 I can't go back.

00:47:16.180 I think it's 866.

00:47:17.060 Oh, you want to give the number?

00:47:17.880 I'll give you the number.

00:47:18.760 The number is

00:47:19.680 866-890-8585.

00:47:22.760 I got the rest of it.

00:47:23.340 Call 866-890-8585.

00:47:29.060 That's 866-890-8585.

00:47:33.960 Or visit AmericanFinancing.net slash Roseanne.

00:47:38.980 Do you really own a home?

00:47:40.020 Yeah, I do.

00:47:40.540 Please use our promo code.

00:47:41.820 When they called us,

00:47:42.540 I was excited

00:47:43.000 because I have a lending license.

00:47:43.900 I don't know if you know this.

00:47:44.440 Oh, really?

00:47:44.940 I love mortgage lending.

00:47:45.920 When they called,

00:47:46.480 I was like,

00:47:46.840 Mom, we got to do it.

00:47:47.840 They said,

00:47:48.340 this is a first.

00:47:49.240 A Jew wanting a lending license? 1.00

00:47:51.960 We've got to have you

00:47:53.240 in our organization.

00:47:53.820 All right. 1.00

00:47:54.260 So Walmart shit. 1.00

00:47:55.220 We did the last set. 1.00

00:47:55.980 This was fentanyl

00:47:56.820 killing George Floyd.

00:47:57.920 And let's get back

00:47:58.480 into the podcast.

00:47:58.920 We need another cocktail

00:48:00.100 and a cigarette

00:48:00.800 before we continue.

00:48:02.020 That's fine.

00:48:02.620 Let's take a cigarette break.

00:48:04.320 We only have one more ad, too.

00:48:05.820 Yeah.

00:48:06.080 We're going to take a cigarette break.

00:48:06.520 We're going to take a cigarette break.

00:48:07.160 When we continue,

00:48:07.840 the crime spotlight is on you, baby.

00:48:16.480 You guys still haven't talked

00:48:17.360 about Thomas Crooks

00:48:18.160 and I really want to.

00:48:19.100 Well, we talked about him

00:48:19.800 for a second.

00:48:20.460 We can talk more.

00:48:22.300 We can talk more. 0.91

00:48:22.660 Well, they tried to kill Trump, right?

00:48:24.420 No, I want to talk about that,

00:48:25.680 but I want to have a segment

00:48:27.720 where I ask him

00:48:28.900 some questions

00:48:30.180 about what he does.

00:48:31.660 Welcome back, everybody.

00:48:32.660 We took a smoke break.

00:48:33.540 We've been doing that

00:48:34.120 a lot more recently.

00:48:35.360 I'm not sure

00:48:35.960 if you'd love it or not.

00:48:37.660 What?

00:48:37.780 Do you like the smoke breaks

00:48:38.800 in the middle of the interviews?

00:48:40.600 You've been doing it.

00:48:41.560 You've done it like the last time.

00:48:42.260 Well, you know,

00:48:43.080 when nature falls.

00:48:45.640 Feel the greens.

00:48:46.780 You're holding it right there.

00:48:47.840 Pop that up.

00:48:48.660 Tell everyone what it is.

00:48:50.140 Show it.

00:48:50.700 You're not going to read

00:48:51.420 your thing yet.

00:48:52.680 Show them the thing.

00:48:54.460 Here's my favorite buddy

00:48:55.620 right here.

00:48:56.540 Feel the greens.

00:48:57.440 Alex, do you know

00:48:58.000 what feel the greens is?

00:48:58.760 Yeah, it's great.

00:48:59.360 Great superfood.

00:49:00.480 You've done it, right?

00:49:01.480 Yes, and it makes it

00:49:02.540 great for digestion.

00:49:03.880 It really does

00:49:04.440 make you feel good.

00:49:05.500 It does.

00:49:06.160 Six whole fruits

00:49:07.560 and vegetables.

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00:49:14.820 And they are freeze-dried

00:49:16.260 and pulverized.

00:49:17.100 So you scoop it in water 0.99

00:49:17.940 and it's good shit. 0.99

00:49:18.560 And that doesn't taste bad. 0.99

00:49:19.300 Sometimes those green drinks

00:49:20.320 taste gross.

00:49:21.140 That one actually tastes good.

00:49:22.280 Yeah, that one that...

00:49:23.000 It tastes like

00:49:23.600 it's a living thing.

00:49:25.680 Yeah.

00:49:26.240 It's not exactly bad,

00:49:28.460 but it tastes like,

00:49:29.600 hey, this is a living thing

00:49:31.240 that might enhance my cell.

00:49:33.220 It doesn't taste like Dr. Pepper,

00:49:34.580 but it tastes the opposite.

00:49:35.940 It doesn't taste

00:49:37.220 exactly like Spam,

00:49:38.900 but yet it's good.

00:49:40.540 Well, I've had

00:49:41.200 some of those drinks.

00:49:42.100 I know he's talking about it.

00:49:43.000 It doesn't taste like

00:49:43.640 chemically.

00:49:44.160 This actually tastes

00:49:44.980 like pulverized fruit

00:49:45.980 and vegetables.

00:49:46.240 Yeah, it tastes like

00:49:47.020 normal.

00:49:47.040 Because that's what it is.

00:49:47.820 And it should taste like that.

00:49:49.520 Anyway.

00:49:49.980 I mean, if you should

00:49:50.200 go out there and say,

00:49:51.360 hey, I need to pulverize

00:49:53.760 me some fruit

00:49:54.740 and then freeze-dry it.

00:49:56.860 Hell yeah.

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00:51:09.720 Good job.

00:51:10.360 Now we can get back to the podcast.

00:51:11.500 You have a lot to talk about.

00:51:12.240 Let's go.

00:51:13.120 Well, first thing I want to say,

00:51:14.240 though, is, you know,

00:51:14.960 Michael Malice,

00:51:15.640 friend of the show,

00:51:16.300 love Michael,

00:51:17.140 he's into anarchy,

00:51:19.000 but I'm into Roseanarchy.

00:51:21.500 That's the best name ever for a book.

00:51:23.520 Isn't it great?

00:51:24.420 That's a good one.

00:51:25.140 I mean, did you come up with that name?

00:51:28.360 I actually think it was,

00:51:30.140 I think it was my ex,

00:51:34.340 one of my exes.

00:51:35.820 That's so good.

00:51:36.540 I think it was Johnny

00:51:36.980 that came up with Roseanarchy, 1.00

00:51:39.160 because he said,

00:51:39.820 you should call your fans Roseanarchists.

00:51:42.780 That's exactly what I was thinking,

00:51:44.220 Roseanarchists.

00:51:45.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:51:45.840 That's such a funny name.

00:51:48.020 But it's true.

00:51:49.220 There's anarchy,

00:51:50.220 and then there's Roseanarchy, 0.80

00:51:52.240 which is like,

00:51:53.020 you know what? 0.89

00:51:53.520 They fuck everything up, 0.66

00:51:55.040 because they create chaos,

00:51:57.120 so then they can pretend

00:51:58.300 they bring order.

00:52:00.160 Yeah.

00:52:00.300 Because if you'll notice,

00:52:01.140 it's like one,

00:52:02.200 both sides of the coin there.

00:52:04.420 Well, it's like revelation. 1.00

00:52:05.500 Fuck everything up, 1.00

00:52:06.380 and then fix it. 1.00

00:52:07.420 Order out of chaos

00:52:08.340 is what they call

00:52:09.120 problem-reaction-solution,

00:52:10.600 the Hegelian dialectic,

00:52:11.860 where it's like,

00:52:12.540 they know the solution,

00:52:13.740 so they have to create

00:52:14.600 a certain problem

00:52:15.340 that causes this reaction.

00:52:17.580 And so it is very weird,

00:52:19.160 and how Michael Malice,

00:52:20.480 I used to always think,

00:52:21.140 and I love Michael,

00:52:21.860 he's brilliant.

00:52:22.960 I love him too.

00:52:23.640 He's like anarchy.

00:52:24.500 I'm like,

00:52:24.760 how is anarchy going to work?

00:52:26.560 But the elites that rule the world,

00:52:29.120 they kind of want anarchy,

00:52:30.060 because they want order out of chaos.

00:52:31.700 But then at the end of the day,

00:52:32.720 I almost kind of want anarchy,

00:52:33.880 because the system's so screwed up,

00:52:35.160 we can't vote our way out of it. 0.96

00:52:37.180 We almost have to destroy it

00:52:38.900 to steal a line from Biden

00:52:40.700 to build back better.

00:52:41.680 So I don't know.

00:52:42.340 I almost want anarchy.

00:52:44.060 And I think that I've

00:52:45.200 tried to change my opinion

00:52:46.760 because of guys like Michael Malice.

00:52:48.360 You want Roe's anarchy.

00:52:49.920 That's what I want,

00:52:50.700 Roe's anarchy.

00:52:51.320 But it sounds crazy.

00:52:52.100 You're like,

00:52:52.280 what do you mean you're an anarchist?

00:52:53.320 But at this point,

00:52:54.580 I don't know how else to save this for public

00:52:56.100 unless it almost fails.

00:52:57.960 Do you think they're purposely trying to do

00:52:59.200 like a controlled demolition of America?

00:53:02.180 Yeah.

00:53:02.640 Yeah, because they have to.

00:53:05.680 Yeah.

00:53:06.320 Because it's like,

00:53:07.720 I think it's controlled damage

00:53:09.840 because it's going to go.

00:53:11.620 I mean, Babylon is falling,

00:53:13.360 and they're trying to help it fall,

00:53:15.820 soft landing.

00:53:17.240 Yeah.

00:53:17.840 But, you know, in my opinion,

00:53:20.220 I understand why they're doing that.

00:53:23.300 But I've been saying it since 2008

00:53:25.600 when Obama rushed in

00:53:27.040 to give all the banks

00:53:28.380 everybody's retirement funds and money.

00:53:31.040 I knew it was Babylon, you know.

00:53:32.640 Well, do you think it's like globalism?

00:53:34.060 They just want to just,

00:53:35.360 they don't want America to be the leader

00:53:36.540 of the free world.

00:53:37.180 They just want us to be.

00:53:38.300 See, I think I might have.

00:53:39.180 Well, they don't want no free world.

00:53:41.080 Well, I think I've said this

00:53:42.160 maybe on your podcast.

00:53:43.180 You know how Trump goes,

00:53:45.400 they're not after me,

00:53:48.580 they're after you,

00:53:49.380 and I'm just in their way.

00:53:51.080 How it is, like Mel K says,

00:53:53.800 they're not after America,

00:53:56.560 they're after the world,

00:53:58.180 and America stands in their way.

00:54:00.480 That's what it is.

00:54:00.820 That's exactly right.

00:54:01.920 Yeah.

00:54:02.180 Yeah, that's why America has to fall.

00:54:04.280 And I also think...

00:54:05.320 Oh, they want, 0.99

00:54:06.120 they want the fuck out of there 0.99

00:54:07.440 because it stands for meritocracy, 0.95

00:54:10.480 not tokenism.

00:54:11.720 Right.

00:54:12.280 Yeah.

00:54:12.980 Which communism is nothing but tokenism,

00:54:15.320 you know.

00:54:15.820 That's where you get,

00:54:16.780 hey, can you find me any,

00:54:18.600 can you find me any kids with one arm?

00:54:22.400 Well, we got an operation over there in Iraq 1.00

00:54:25.320 that we blew a bunch of fuckers up there. 0.99

00:54:27.560 You'll find a lot of kids with one arm. 1.00

00:54:31.020 Oh my God,

00:54:31.720 and it's all interconnected,

00:54:32.940 a web of horror.

00:54:35.060 Yeah.

00:54:35.820 It's got to go down.

00:54:37.300 Well, this is what I think it comes out of,

00:54:38.660 and this is like Hillary Clinton, 0.98

00:54:39.860 the Satan worshipers, 0.97

00:54:40.720 it's the Tower of Babel.

00:54:42.080 It is.

00:54:42.600 And it's,

00:54:43.480 and if you look at the Bible,

00:54:44.880 it's chapter 11, verse 9,

00:54:46.600 that's the Tower of Babel.

00:54:47.680 If you flip that,

00:54:48.360 that's 9-11,

00:54:49.400 which just kind of makes you think.

00:54:50.620 They love their numbers as Satanists.

00:54:52.640 That's what I'm saying.

00:54:53.180 They love 9-11.

00:54:54.080 They love to hide these numbers

00:54:55.200 in all kinds of ways

00:54:56.460 that we don't even see it

00:54:57.380 because like the people that are in power

00:54:58.560 are basically dog whistling to each other

00:55:00.220 and laughing.

00:55:01.180 Symbolism will be their downfall.

00:55:02.600 Exactly right.

00:55:03.280 You know what the Satan worshipers say 0.98

00:55:06.340 9-11 stands for?

00:55:08.260 What do they say it stands for?

00:55:10.640 The real birthday of Jesus.

00:55:13.260 Oh, I didn't hear that.

00:55:15.020 That's what they believe.

00:55:16.240 Yeah, because that does make sense

00:55:17.240 because Jesus wasn't born on December 25th.

00:55:19.400 I mean, people, everybody,

00:55:20.580 I think agrees with that.

00:55:22.480 But the Tower of Babel thing is

00:55:24.120 they want to reverse engineer that

00:55:25.400 because what happened was

00:55:26.560 they tried to build a kingdom to heaven

00:55:27.960 and God struck them down,

00:55:29.500 separated them into tribes.

00:55:31.240 And so what Hillary Clinton, 1.00

00:55:32.260 Barack Obama,

00:55:32.760 they want to reverse engineer that

00:55:34.240 so we're under one ruler,

00:55:35.560 one financial system.

00:55:37.120 And what's the real intent of that?

00:55:40.940 They don't like tribal people. 1.00

00:55:44.580 They especially despise tribal people 1.00

00:55:48.800 who live over their own sacred burial grounds,

00:55:52.820 particularly if those sacred burial grounds

00:55:55.600 have oil.

00:55:57.120 And every war has been about that.

00:56:00.500 They do not,

00:56:03.520 although they upheld it,

00:56:05.860 that the Jewish people

00:56:07.960 are the indigenous people of Judea.

00:56:11.740 The UN says it.

00:56:14.140 So then they went into war

00:56:16.940 with Islam over it. 0.64

00:56:20.200 So what ended up happening,

00:56:22.400 they got a pope that said,

00:56:24.640 you're right.

00:56:25.600 I like how you said the Chrislam.

00:56:30.460 I didn't realize that.

00:56:31.460 Yeah,

00:56:31.720 that's our one world religion

00:56:33.380 is Chrislam.

00:56:34.860 Yeah.

00:56:35.500 The merger of Islam,

00:56:37.360 Christianity.

00:56:38.080 Is Judaism in that mix at all?

00:56:40.560 Only their version of Judaism, 1.00

00:56:43.460 which is a Euro-based Judaism,

00:56:46.780 which is the Judaism forced on Jews 1.00

00:56:52.100 carried into slavery to Rome,

00:56:55.200 into Europe.

00:56:57.440 Well, that's what I think

00:56:58.320 the biggest plan is.

00:56:59.880 And I know you heard it,

00:57:00.640 you said it earlier about evolution.

00:57:02.240 I don't believe that we evolved 0.99

00:57:03.740 from just pawn scum. 0.97

00:57:04.760 I think there's like micro-evolutions. 0.99

00:57:06.160 You know,

00:57:06.320 we sleep together,

00:57:07.120 have tall kids.

00:57:07.920 Like there's micro-evolutions.

00:57:09.600 I'm with you.

00:57:10.100 What I think is

00:57:10.840 they want to hide

00:57:11.320 the existence of God.

00:57:12.560 They want to make us think

00:57:13.820 that nothing matters.

00:57:14.740 There's no moral,

00:57:15.960 no responsibility

00:57:16.600 that we have as citizens

00:57:17.660 because we're just

00:57:18.200 a science experiment

00:57:19.020 that we grew

00:57:20.240 from literal

00:57:21.060 a biogenesis,

00:57:22.800 cell splitting.

00:57:23.380 to erase tribal memory

00:57:26.440 and tribal people.

00:57:28.780 Hence,

00:57:29.300 they can become

00:57:30.320 low-wage slaves

00:57:33.660 in debt slavery

00:57:36.080 to royalty

00:57:37.480 and Judaism.

00:57:37.760 Well, people that believe

00:57:38.440 in God are harder to control

00:57:39.860 because they believe

00:57:40.440 in something more powerful

00:57:41.300 than the state,

00:57:41.960 which is why China

00:57:42.660 has been outlawing religion.

00:57:44.280 I don't know if you've seen

00:57:45.080 the three red flags.

00:57:46.200 Have you seen this this week

00:57:47.100 that came out?

00:57:47.900 No.

00:57:48.360 The three flags.

00:57:49.280 It was part of the Chinese

00:57:50.300 communist tenets,

00:57:51.360 three red flags.

00:57:52.040 There are words for them

00:57:53.240 and forgive me,

00:57:53.800 I don't remember,

00:57:54.880 but in Obama's campaign slogan,

00:57:57.300 Biden and now Harris,

00:57:58.460 there are three red stripes.

00:58:00.500 They have American colors,

00:58:01.520 but it's basically

00:58:02.400 the tenets of communism,

00:58:03.260 which is to remove God

00:58:04.820 from the audience

00:58:06.660 because then you can control him.

00:58:07.900 If it's a true believer,

00:58:09.140 you can't control him.

00:58:10.740 That's what I think.

00:58:11.720 You're exactly right.

00:58:12.860 I agree 100%.

00:58:13.060 That is what it is.

00:58:14.220 Yeah, because they want 0.91

00:58:14.880 to make you just shoot. 0.88

00:58:15.480 That's why they hate us. 0.99

00:58:16.000 Yeah, and they want to make you 0.85

00:58:16.720 feel worthless

00:58:17.860 and that you don't have

00:58:18.900 any sort of meaning,

00:58:20.780 but yeah,

00:58:21.540 we've all won

00:58:22.300 the lottery of life

00:58:23.340 even being born

00:58:24.180 no matter how bad

00:58:25.000 your life is,

00:58:25.580 like just the fact

00:58:26.140 that we're alive,

00:58:26.800 but they try to take

00:58:27.540 that essence of life,

00:58:29.060 the good thing.

00:58:29.980 Well, it hides

00:58:30.760 their real agenda.

00:58:33.820 It gets

00:58:34.860 every particular

00:58:36.780 ethnic

00:58:37.380 and marginalized group

00:58:40.200 to protect

00:58:42.580 its own edifier.

00:58:44.440 And it's like you said,

00:58:46.800 it's like,

00:58:47.160 what is it?

00:58:47.620 The saying,

00:58:48.080 the devil's greatest trick

00:58:49.140 is not convincing you

00:58:49.940 that he wasn't real.

00:58:50.740 The devil's greatest trick

00:58:51.420 is convincing you

00:58:52.020 that God wasn't real.

00:58:53.380 So these people,

00:58:54.280 they look at the Bible

00:58:55.080 and they invert it.

00:58:55.760 Yeah, how you can believe

00:58:56.100 in the devil

00:58:56.660 but not God?

00:58:57.380 But the truth is

00:58:58.160 about Satanists,

00:59:00.000 they all study the Bible.

00:59:05.280 They invert it.

00:59:06.080 They know it better 0.89

00:59:07.400 than a normal

00:59:08.360 Christian preacher.

00:59:09.640 They know it better 0.89

00:59:10.420 than Jews, 0.97

00:59:12.840 but they know it

00:59:13.840 way different than Jews. 1.00

00:59:15.840 Well, they like to invert it.

00:59:16.860 What do you think

00:59:17.160 about these pulpit pimps,

00:59:20.040 these preachers for profit

00:59:21.220 like Joel Olsen and stuff?

00:59:22.520 Do you think

00:59:22.820 that that's good

00:59:23.500 for society

00:59:24.140 that preachers

00:59:25.520 have those mega churches?

00:59:26.960 Because I think

00:59:27.320 that's kind of satanic

00:59:28.320 having a church

00:59:29.160 that's all about money

00:59:30.180 considering

00:59:31.340 finding God.

00:59:33.740 It shouldn't cost money

00:59:34.700 to go to heaven

00:59:35.440 or, you know,

00:59:35.980 I mean,

00:59:36.260 the money shouldn't...

00:59:37.160 Well, it's like

00:59:37.940 what they're doing with it.

00:59:39.420 Well, are they feeding

00:59:40.380 the hungry

00:59:41.020 and clothing the...

00:59:42.020 I don't think Joel Osteen is.

00:59:43.780 ...witting the widows 0.84

00:59:43.880 and the children

00:59:44.580 or, you know,

00:59:45.760 are they gathering up

00:59:46.700 the kids and eating them?

00:59:48.300 Yeah, and flying

00:59:48.960 on private jets.

00:59:49.860 Yeah.

00:59:50.260 So...

00:59:51.220 But I mean,

00:59:52.320 that's...

00:59:52.960 God will expose them.

00:59:54.040 We don't have to do nothing.

00:59:55.440 That's where people

00:59:56.100 start going,

00:59:56.780 we got to expose them.

00:59:57.820 That's why I want

00:59:58.300 to talk to you.

00:59:59.300 Yeah.

00:59:59.620 Like, what makes

01:00:01.560 you go out there 0.99

01:00:02.440 and play the fool 1.00

01:00:04.060 to such an extent 1.00

01:00:05.640 that you just 0.99

01:00:06.480 don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:00:07.720 You don't even have 1.00

01:00:08.820 any kind of ego

01:00:10.040 or self.

01:00:11.040 No.

01:00:11.480 You have no pride at all.

01:00:13.180 I got none.

01:00:13.720 You have no pride

01:00:14.600 and no shame,

01:00:15.660 which is rare.

01:00:16.700 Well, it's not...

01:00:18.100 It's not the best trait,

01:00:19.940 but I just...

01:00:20.600 It is what it is

01:00:22.540 because at the end of the day,

01:00:23.520 like,

01:00:24.260 I try to use humor

01:00:25.440 to try to wake people up

01:00:27.480 and, you know,

01:00:28.580 Jake was just saying

01:00:29.340 how you can't wake somebody up.

01:00:31.040 You always say

01:00:31.460 you can't wake somebody up

01:00:32.180 that's pretending

01:00:32.820 to be asleep.

01:00:34.060 I try to wake people up

01:00:35.580 like, you know,

01:00:35.980 you need to wake up

01:00:36.760 to the pandemic.

01:00:37.380 You need to wake up

01:00:37.920 to the government.

01:00:38.800 They don't want to be awakened,

01:00:40.200 so you have to use humor

01:00:41.240 or you have to almost

01:00:42.260 trick them

01:00:43.540 into looking into it themselves.

01:00:45.320 And for me,

01:00:46.060 if I can be

01:00:46.960 the laughing joke

01:00:48.240 or the butt of a joke,

01:00:49.400 as long as it makes people

01:00:50.280 ask questions,

01:00:51.100 is this real?

01:00:51.700 Is this fake?

01:00:52.260 Is this really happening?

01:00:53.380 Then I did my job.

01:00:54.320 And I'm not even saying

01:00:54.920 that's a virtue signal.

01:00:55.900 That's just honestly

01:00:56.520 how I feel

01:00:57.220 is that I want to try

01:00:58.440 to entertain people

01:00:59.480 and motivate them

01:01:00.860 to ask

01:01:01.360 what the hell is going on.

01:01:02.440 Yeah, but do you yourself

01:01:03.880 just gravitate 0.99

01:01:05.140 to the ridiculous? 1.00

01:01:06.860 Does God just lay it 0.99

01:01:08.260 bare before you?

01:01:09.840 I think so.

01:01:10.540 How do you get the eyes

01:01:11.720 to see it like you do?

01:01:13.100 Well, I just,

01:01:14.360 I think with me

01:01:15.960 is the more absurd

01:01:17.720 something is,

01:01:18.540 the more I like it.

01:01:19.760 You know what I mean?

01:01:20.240 I agree that we live

01:01:23.000 in the upside down world.

01:01:24.120 Like, for one of my

01:01:25.080 biggest videos is,

01:01:26.860 and this is just,

01:01:27.580 they already basically

01:01:28.100 wrote it,

01:01:28.560 is they said

01:01:29.500 during the Ukraine stuff,

01:01:30.640 you couldn't call

01:01:31.380 for the assassination

01:01:32.180 of anybody,

01:01:32.760 but you could call

01:01:33.580 for the assassination 0.86

01:01:34.180 of Vladimir Putin.

01:01:36.040 So I thought that's weird.

01:01:36.800 I'm like,

01:01:37.080 you can't say

01:01:37.600 anybody should die,

01:01:38.340 but you're legally

01:01:39.280 now allowed to say 0.87

01:01:40.140 you can kill 1.00

01:01:40.580 Vladimir Putin. 0.99

01:01:41.460 So I made a song,

01:01:42.720 you know,

01:01:43.080 gas prices way too high, 1.00

01:01:44.360 Vladimir Putin needs to die. 1.00

01:01:46.880 And that song 1.00

01:01:47.740 went like super viral.

01:01:49.320 But normally,

01:01:49.820 if you called

01:01:50.200 for anybody to die

01:01:51.100 on YouTube,

01:01:51.640 immediately taken off,

01:01:52.960 immediately censored.

01:01:53.680 They were fine with that.

01:01:54.520 Yeah, they were fine with that.

01:01:55.660 And so I thought

01:01:56.020 that was so absurd

01:01:56.540 because I was trying

01:01:56.980 to push the boundaries.

01:01:57.760 I was like,

01:01:57.940 oh, I'm going to say 1.00

01:01:58.380 I want to kill Putin 1.00

01:01:59.100 and get kicked off YouTube. 0.99

01:02:00.280 I didn't get kicked off YouTube.

01:02:01.360 It went super viral.

01:02:02.840 And so I'm like,

01:02:03.620 this is,

01:02:04.260 my favorite thing that,

01:02:05.680 you know,

01:02:06.020 because they took out

01:02:07.100 all my,

01:02:07.860 uh,

01:02:08.580 fake,

01:02:09.700 uh,

01:02:10.520 you move closer to your mic.

01:02:11.940 Oh,

01:02:12.560 they took out,

01:02:13.540 they found me out

01:02:14.380 on all my

01:02:15.220 Vulgus X.

01:02:17.420 Yeah.

01:02:17.960 Or what was it

01:02:18.580 before?

01:02:19.180 Twitter's?

01:02:19.860 Twitter, yeah.

01:02:20.700 I still call it that.

01:02:21.520 I had a ton of

01:02:21.740 fake ones there,

01:02:22.720 but they finally

01:02:23.340 tracked me down,

01:02:24.220 you know.

01:02:25.080 But, uh,

01:02:25.840 then,

01:02:26.580 then it was,

01:02:28.340 they got rid

01:02:29.060 of all my ones,

01:02:30.580 but the one that,

01:02:31.620 uh,

01:02:32.040 I can't control.

01:02:33.840 You're talking about

01:02:34.600 when they knew

01:02:35.020 they kicked you off,

01:02:35.740 you'd create new ones

01:02:36.500 and they were just

01:02:36.960 deleted.

01:02:37.240 Yeah,

01:02:37.560 they chased me

01:02:38.400 for about five years.

01:02:39.940 Wow.

01:02:40.300 And they finally got my,

01:02:41.640 I don't know what they did. 1.00

01:02:43.260 The fucking Chinese 1.00

01:02:44.540 ate a snake 1.00

01:02:45.400 in the sacrifice

01:02:46.520 to overcome

01:02:48.320 the gods of Scorpio 0.99

01:02:50.140 or some shit. 0.98

01:02:51.140 Can I read this 0.99

01:02:51.720 to you guys?

01:02:52.060 But anyway,

01:02:52.540 yeah.

01:02:52.800 The three red banners

01:02:53.860 I was talking about,

01:02:55.060 uh,

01:02:55.300 this is from Mao.

01:02:56.340 One is the general line

01:02:57.720 for socialist construction.

01:02:59.220 The second is

01:03:00.160 the great,

01:03:00.680 great leap forward.

01:03:02.620 Yeah,

01:03:03.220 the Green New Deal.

01:03:04.400 It is.

01:03:04.860 The third is

01:03:06.040 people's communes,

01:03:07.560 but here's the funniest thing.

01:03:08.500 I looked this up.

01:03:09.700 I went to Snopes

01:03:10.780 because Snopes cracks me up.

01:03:11.940 Snopes is the funniest website. 0.98

01:03:12.980 Snopes is the biggest liar on there.

01:03:14.460 That it's in the Biden logo

01:03:15.860 because Biden's logo

01:03:16.820 is just three red banners

01:03:18.380 and Mao's talking about

01:03:20.760 three red banners,

01:03:21.500 but there's no evidence

01:03:22.940 that the three red banners

01:03:24.000 in Obama or Biden's

01:03:25.700 or Kamala's,

01:03:26.780 um,

01:03:27.960 uh,

01:03:28.200 logos are part of the commune.

01:03:29.560 So it's false.

01:03:30.320 Yeah.

01:03:30.940 Because they just have

01:03:31.460 three red banners.

01:03:32.240 There's no proof

01:03:32.780 that it's linked to Mao.

01:03:33.900 You get what I'm saying?

01:03:34.520 Did you see that one thing

01:03:35.760 they were showing

01:03:36.420 the Dems in 2020?

01:03:38.600 Their logo was

01:03:39.960 D to A.

01:03:42.500 It was like

01:03:43.200 death to America.

01:03:44.760 Yeah.

01:03:45.000 And in their code,

01:03:46.300 I forget if the number

01:03:47.520 that you text,

01:03:48.420 it was like,

01:03:48.980 uh,

01:03:49.180 had like some sort

01:03:49.800 of satanic decoding

01:03:51.200 in the number.

01:03:51.880 Like the numbers

01:03:52.740 added up to 666.

01:03:53.940 It was like,

01:03:54.640 it was like text 60,

01:03:56.400 60,

01:03:57.020 60.

01:03:57.640 And we're like,

01:03:58.100 that's 666.

01:03:59.540 They think that

01:04:02.060 we don't see them.

01:04:03.760 Yeah.

01:04:04.100 Most people don't though. 1.00

01:04:04.980 They think their shit 1.00

01:04:05.380 is so sub, 1.00

01:04:06.480 what is it?

01:04:07.720 Subconscious.

01:04:08.600 Subliminal.

01:04:09.160 We can't even catch it.

01:04:10.780 Kamala's face.

01:04:11.720 Joe Camel.

01:04:12.460 Subliminal advertising.

01:04:13.420 That's what it is.

01:04:14.920 But yeah,

01:04:15.240 no,

01:04:15.400 symbolism will be

01:04:16.280 their downfall.

01:04:16.880 They do it.

01:04:17.560 They have to do it.

01:04:18.560 You were telling me

01:04:19.040 this last night.

01:04:19.700 Now you're sounding like you.

01:04:20.480 I tried to set a sign

01:04:21.180 Yovan.

01:04:21.780 What's the satanic?

01:04:22.580 Revelation of the method.

01:04:23.820 Please explain this.

01:04:24.520 And so this is the thing

01:04:25.380 is the people that are

01:04:26.120 ruling the world,

01:04:26.980 the people that are actually

01:04:27.780 in power,

01:04:28.260 like that we don't even

01:04:28.880 know about.

01:04:29.860 For their karma,

01:04:31.400 because they do believe

01:04:32.140 in good versus evil.

01:04:32.920 They do believe

01:04:33.420 that there's an afterlife.

01:04:34.460 They do believe

01:04:34.860 that they're going to

01:04:35.260 have to atone

01:04:35.900 for the stuff they do here.

01:04:37.220 So it helps their karma,

01:04:39.460 I guess,

01:04:39.780 karmutic law.

01:04:40.580 I forget exactly

01:04:41.060 what it's called.

01:04:41.840 As long as they tell us,

01:04:43.060 it's like this.

01:04:44.940 It's the release.

01:04:46.300 Well,

01:04:46.460 let's say we go in the woods.

01:04:48.200 It's the prenup.

01:04:49.520 Well,

01:04:49.840 it's a prenup.

01:04:50.760 It's natural law.

01:04:51.840 So this is how they explain it.

01:04:52.660 So like,

01:04:53.060 let's say we're in the woods.

01:04:54.520 All they have to tell us

01:04:55.420 is that there's a bear trap

01:04:56.660 somewhere in the woods.

01:04:57.480 They just have to put it.

01:04:58.020 They don't have to tell us

01:04:58.580 where the bear trap is.

01:04:59.620 They don't have to tell us

01:04:59.920 how many bear traps.

01:05:01.120 They just have to say,

01:05:01.920 hey,

01:05:02.040 there's a bear trap

01:05:02.940 somewhere here.

01:05:03.800 And that gives them

01:05:05.020 carte blanche

01:05:05.520 to do whatever they want.

01:05:06.380 And now morally,

01:05:07.260 they're not responsible.

01:05:08.180 Because if you get trapped,

01:05:09.260 you were warned.

01:05:09.880 Yeah,

01:05:10.120 you were warned.

01:05:10.580 So their karma is clear.

01:05:11.900 Their karma is fine.

01:05:12.660 So they have to reveal

01:05:13.840 what they're doing.

01:05:14.820 And that's why it's so obvious

01:05:15.680 to anybody that's paying attention

01:05:16.700 with climate change

01:05:17.880 and just what's going on

01:05:18.780 in the world today.

01:05:19.460 It's like,

01:05:20.240 you can just tell

01:05:21.620 that it's meant to,

01:05:24.060 I guess,

01:05:24.560 not just control us,

01:05:25.660 but demoralize us.

01:05:27.000 And that's why they do it,

01:05:28.640 so that we just get

01:05:30.220 more powerless

01:05:31.400 and powerless.

01:05:32.660 And these people can just

01:05:33.920 willy-nilly control us

01:05:36.020 without feeling any guilt

01:05:37.140 whatsoever.

01:05:37.880 Unless you're a Jew. 0.98

01:05:39.440 Well, 0.97

01:05:40.440 they go after Jews.

01:05:41.680 I mean...

01:05:41.880 Oh,

01:05:42.180 but here's the funny part. 0.75

01:05:44.620 Here's what psychopaths say.

01:05:47.340 This is the

01:05:48.540 X factor.

01:05:51.160 Mm-hmm.

01:05:51.480 You know,

01:05:52.240 I was saying

01:05:52.680 the innate intelligence

01:05:56.240 of the Jewish women

01:05:57.860 after surviving

01:05:58.840 how many thousands

01:06:00.520 of years 1.00

01:06:01.060 of their bullshit. 1.00

01:06:02.740 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:06:02.940 Their backward palace 1.00

01:06:04.300 in the looking glass 1.00

01:06:05.660 horse shit. 1.00

01:06:07.700 You know. 1.00

01:06:09.780 And by they,

01:06:10.840 I mean

01:06:11.260 the tippy-top

01:06:12.820 of

01:06:13.160 feudal pyramids.

01:06:15.860 Yeah.

01:06:16.460 Like the Pope and...

01:06:18.240 The Queens and Kings

01:06:19.280 and the Blue Blood.

01:06:20.260 Yeah.

01:06:20.660 The 13 families

01:06:21.880 that rule everything.

01:06:22.880 And one of them

01:06:23.520 is the Sassoon family.

01:06:25.240 Did you know that?

01:06:26.880 Videl Sassoon?

01:06:27.480 Yeah.

01:06:27.720 But what about...

01:06:28.200 The hairdresser.

01:06:28.940 Yeah,

01:06:29.140 the hairdresser,

01:06:29.740 but they're super rich from...

01:06:31.260 Well,

01:06:31.540 you know,

01:06:31.880 Prince Charles

01:06:32.600 and Alex Jones

01:06:33.340 talked about this.

01:06:34.280 His grandfather

01:06:35.000 is literally

01:06:35.920 a vampire

01:06:37.200 or is from Transylvania.

01:06:38.560 Yeah,

01:06:38.900 Transylvania.

01:06:39.820 Yeah.

01:06:40.440 Vlad.

01:06:41.400 Vlad the Impaler

01:06:42.460 who's basically...

01:06:43.460 The Impaler

01:06:44.140 and my mother.

01:06:45.520 This is what my mother

01:06:46.220 says about

01:06:46.840 Oram.

01:06:48.440 You know,

01:06:48.740 the Book of Esther.

01:06:49.540 My mother,

01:06:50.520 she was a real

01:06:51.020 old Jewish woman

01:06:51.880 in the 90s.

01:06:52.620 She goes,

01:06:53.760 I remember

01:06:54.400 when they changed

01:06:55.440 the story of Esther

01:06:56.560 and they said

01:06:57.260 that all Haman

01:06:58.600 and his family

01:06:59.460 was hung

01:07:00.220 on their gallows.

01:07:01.540 But in reality,

01:07:03.140 my grandfather's

01:07:04.440 her book said

01:07:05.600 they were impaled 0.79

01:07:07.420 in the anus. 0.97

01:07:09.240 And my mom goes, 0.94

01:07:10.560 I prefer

01:07:11.460 the old ways.

01:07:13.480 Well,

01:07:13.980 it's crazy

01:07:14.460 you say that

01:07:14.860 because that's like

01:07:15.680 Mandela effects.

01:07:16.840 That's Transylvania. 0.82

01:07:17.620 Well,

01:07:17.760 that's Transylvania

01:07:18.380 they're talking about,

01:07:19.040 but how they've

01:07:19.740 changed words

01:07:20.540 in the Bible too.

01:07:21.560 I think it was like,

01:07:23.360 gosh,

01:07:23.640 I forget which one

01:07:24.200 is like the lions

01:07:24.880 laid with the sheep

01:07:25.620 and it was always

01:07:26.380 like coyote

01:07:27.300 or something.

01:07:27.780 But you ever,

01:07:28.940 are you familiar

01:07:29.620 with Mandela effects

01:07:30.340 at all?

01:07:30.660 Stuff that they say

01:07:31.560 we remember it wrong,

01:07:32.740 but like there's

01:07:33.540 supposedly a movie

01:07:34.200 with Sinbad

01:07:35.120 called Shazam.

01:07:36.240 Did you ever hear

01:07:36.600 that one?

01:07:37.240 You don't know

01:07:37.580 the Mandela effect?

01:07:38.720 There's a thing

01:07:39.120 called Chick-fil-A.

01:07:40.500 So the Mandela effect

01:07:41.360 is like...

01:07:41.900 I love Sinbad.

01:07:42.740 Yeah,

01:07:43.000 the stuff that we

01:07:43.600 always thought

01:07:43.880 is real.

01:07:44.420 Like in Star Wars,

01:07:45.520 what do you think

01:07:46.100 that,

01:07:46.820 in Star Wars,

01:07:48.040 I know this is crazy

01:07:48.820 when Darth Vader

01:07:51.180 kills Luke,

01:07:53.140 what does he say?

01:07:54.300 Doesn't kill Luke.

01:07:55.280 I never...

01:07:55.560 I mean,

01:07:56.120 what does he throw?

01:07:56.820 What does he reveal

01:07:57.640 to Luke?

01:07:58.640 Darth Vader.

01:07:59.020 This is his daddy.

01:07:59.760 How does he say it?

01:08:01.620 I am you father,

01:08:03.020 Luke.

01:08:03.120 And he never said that.

01:08:04.100 He said,

01:08:04.720 I forget exactly

01:08:05.460 what he said.

01:08:05.920 Look at that.

01:08:06.220 No,

01:08:06.580 she was right,

01:08:07.400 actually.

01:08:07.880 Usually people say,

01:08:08.880 Luke,

01:08:09.340 I am your father.

01:08:10.080 She just said,

01:08:10.580 I am your father,

01:08:10.960 which is what he says.

01:08:11.640 Oh,

01:08:11.760 he never said Luke.

01:08:13.000 So she's not part

01:08:13.720 of the Mandela effect.

01:08:14.300 So you're not part

01:08:14.720 of the Mandela effect.

01:08:15.360 So they say that

01:08:16.020 there's a different timeline. 0.98

01:08:16.880 That's not any bullshit. 0.92

01:08:17.840 No, 0.93

01:08:18.020 real quick,

01:08:18.560 explain it

01:08:19.040 because this is fascinating.

01:08:20.000 What?

01:08:20.620 Roseanne Barr learns

01:08:21.380 about the Mandela.

01:08:21.860 Well,

01:08:22.020 they say that the stuff

01:08:23.540 is changing.

01:08:24.600 Is that the butterfly effect too?

01:08:26.200 No,

01:08:26.480 the butterfly effect

01:08:27.100 is like if we go in time

01:08:27.900 and the wings of a butterfly

01:08:29.120 could affect the whole

01:08:29.960 entire outcome of history.

01:08:31.380 The Mandela effect,

01:08:32.480 just so you...

01:08:32.860 I hate to...

01:08:33.400 No,

01:08:33.660 you explain it better.

01:08:34.380 A lot of people think

01:08:35.240 Mandela went to prison

01:08:37.500 for life and died in prison.

01:08:39.560 That's why it's called

01:08:40.040 the Mandela effect.

01:08:40.680 He actually got out

01:08:41.840 and became president.

01:08:43.120 That's his wife. 0.99

01:08:44.360 Well,

01:08:44.620 I'm just saying,

01:08:45.200 that's what actually happens

01:08:46.080 to the Mandela.

01:08:46.700 Mandela effect is a term

01:08:47.780 because a lot of people go,

01:08:48.880 well,

01:08:48.900 Mandela died in prison

01:08:50.120 and innocent man.

01:08:51.020 A lot of people remember

01:08:51.900 that.

01:08:52.180 It's not what happened.

01:08:52.920 So a Mandela effect

01:08:53.660 means you're misremembered.

01:08:55.420 Well,

01:08:55.500 let's be real.

01:08:58.040 Joe Biden went down there

01:08:59.380 and liberated him.

01:09:00.560 What I'm saying is

01:09:01.420 a lot of people

01:09:02.140 remember history.

01:09:03.920 Like the Berenstain Bears.

01:09:05.060 Remember I used to have that book?

01:09:06.260 Do you remember

01:09:06.560 it as the Berenstain Bears?

01:09:07.400 Like the Krasenstein Bears?

01:09:08.500 No,

01:09:08.640 the kid's book.

01:09:09.520 Yeah,

01:09:09.680 but it's like Krasenstein.

01:09:10.680 It's actually Berenstain.

01:09:12.160 It's not Bernstein.

01:09:13.360 Yeah,

01:09:13.660 Berenstain.

01:09:14.420 So she remembers

01:09:14.980 everything correctly.

01:09:15.520 Yeah,

01:09:15.760 well,

01:09:16.100 and then what about this one?

01:09:17.860 See,

01:09:18.100 I told you I wasn't 0.98

01:09:18.940 fucking crazy. 0.90

01:09:19.820 No, 1.00

01:09:19.940 you're not crazy. 0.90

01:09:20.640 We're all crazy.

01:09:21.320 What about the Fruit of the Loom logo?

01:09:22.920 If you had to describe

01:09:23.620 Fruit of the Loom,

01:09:24.500 what does that logo look like?

01:09:26.260 Grapes?

01:09:26.780 Grapes.

01:09:27.220 A whole bunch of,

01:09:28.120 a cluster of grapes.

01:09:30.180 Yes,

01:09:30.600 but there's also,

01:09:31.520 everybody remembered it

01:09:32.420 as having a cornucopia.

01:09:33.720 It doesn't have a cornucopia.

01:09:35.280 I don't remember that.

01:09:36.120 I know it's hard to explain it,

01:09:37.380 but the...

01:09:38.340 I don't remember cornucopia.

01:09:39.920 Yeah,

01:09:40.280 well,

01:09:40.580 look up,

01:09:41.180 pull up a picture of it.

01:09:42.560 Please explain.

01:09:43.100 You're not explaining it properly.

01:09:44.240 I'm not explaining it properly,

01:09:45.460 but this is what they say.

01:09:46.900 There's stuff we just remember wrong.

01:09:49.260 No,

01:09:49.440 what it is

01:09:49.860 is we've accessed

01:09:50.780 a different timeline.

01:09:51.920 Yeah,

01:09:52.060 they say the timeline's

01:09:53.000 constantly changing,

01:09:54.000 but they'll say...

01:09:54.780 people that didn't switch

01:09:55.840 the timeline

01:09:56.340 will remember

01:09:57.000 a different history.

01:09:57.700 Like,

01:09:57.960 that's not the Fruit of the Loom logo.

01:09:59.580 Do you see that?

01:10:00.440 It's never had a cornucopia.

01:10:02.140 It's never had that brown thing.

01:10:03.280 No,

01:10:03.620 I've never seen that.

01:10:04.560 I've never thought that.

01:10:05.400 But see,

01:10:05.700 a lot of people think...

01:10:06.960 I've never seen the grapes.

01:10:07.040 I remember the grapes.

01:10:07.840 So you and I

01:10:08.440 never switch timelines

01:10:09.480 because we're legit.

01:10:10.560 Yeah,

01:10:10.700 you guys aren't.

01:10:11.300 You guys aren't on that wavelength.

01:10:12.680 But there's so many other Mandela effects,

01:10:14.160 little stuff that people are like...

01:10:15.700 I like when they had

01:10:16.720 the black singing grapes

01:10:18.540 that was singing soul music. 0.99

01:10:20.760 That was awesome.

01:10:21.380 The California Raisins.

01:10:22.540 Yeah,

01:10:22.740 the California Raisins.

01:10:23.500 They were great.

01:10:24.580 They were great.

01:10:25.240 Their voices,

01:10:26.480 their music was...

01:10:27.660 She's not in the Mandela effect.

01:10:29.080 What?

01:10:29.340 No,

01:10:29.540 but I want to hear.

01:10:30.300 I'm sorry.

01:10:30.740 No,

01:10:31.060 no,

01:10:31.240 no. 1.00

01:10:31.720 Shut up, 1.00

01:10:32.400 Jake. 1.00

01:10:32.640 I don't know what you're doing.

01:10:33.060 Well,

01:10:33.200 it's just funny

01:10:33.600 how something changed in the Bible

01:10:34.760 because there's been...

01:10:35.520 there's Mandela effects

01:10:36.420 in the Bible too

01:10:37.160 where they said

01:10:37.880 it was this word

01:10:38.560 and then it was actually

01:10:39.200 a different word.

01:10:40.200 So,

01:10:40.620 it's just weird stuff.

01:10:41.820 You'd have to be in the opinion

01:10:42.740 that they're changing stuff

01:10:43.800 in real time.

01:10:44.600 I don't necessarily think that

01:10:45.680 but there's just weird stuff

01:10:47.100 with our history

01:10:47.600 that we...

01:10:48.540 Like you said,

01:10:49.140 in a Bible

01:10:49.780 or in the firm

01:10:50.740 that it was written different

01:10:52.120 and now it's totally changed.

01:10:53.620 It's just weird.

01:10:54.480 How does that change?

01:10:55.340 Because of the Bible. 0.72

01:10:57.520 Some of us who study it,

01:10:59.140 you know,

01:10:59.740 we think...

01:11:02.200 Everybody's going,

01:11:03.260 oh,

01:11:03.460 here she goes.

01:11:04.820 But we think

01:11:05.880 that it's a time-traveling machine.

01:11:07.860 It's actually

01:11:09.080 a time-traveling vessel

01:11:11.100 I guess you'd call it.

01:11:12.320 The Bible?

01:11:13.040 Yeah.

01:11:13.480 Because it was written

01:11:15.000 those many thousand

01:11:16.320 of years ago

01:11:18.400 upon exiting

01:11:20.360 the Egyptian slave system.

01:11:23.180 It was written

01:11:24.520 those many years ago

01:11:26.320 the first movement

01:11:28.260 towards freedom

01:11:29.980 in the desert.

01:11:33.080 No,

01:11:33.320 I think you're right.

01:11:33.860 Did you see

01:11:34.180 they found copper pipes

01:11:35.480 in the tombs

01:11:36.980 of the pyramids?

01:11:38.100 Of course.

01:11:38.740 And so they're like,

01:11:39.400 why would they need

01:11:40.100 these pipes

01:11:40.480 unless there was

01:11:40.960 electricity there?

01:11:42.220 That's right.

01:11:42.700 And I do believe

01:11:43.720 there was free electricity.

01:11:44.840 Tesla basically said

01:11:45.980 there was.

01:11:47.200 Of course there is.

01:11:48.200 Yeah,

01:11:48.240 the earth has energy

01:11:49.320 so you'd think

01:11:49.800 you'd be able

01:11:50.120 to harness that.

01:11:52.100 It's very weird.

01:11:53.060 And then now you see

01:11:53.640 this wireless charging

01:11:54.820 on phones.

01:11:55.520 So I used to think,

01:11:56.120 oh,

01:11:56.400 any wires

01:11:56.880 you just get electrocuted.

01:11:58.180 That's not how

01:11:58.980 energy works.

01:12:00.040 So they're lying

01:12:01.160 about history.

01:12:02.300 Do you know about

01:12:03.620 Edison and Tesla's

01:12:04.580 argument about that?

01:12:05.760 Yeah,

01:12:05.920 the alternative

01:12:07.000 occurrence.

01:12:07.960 Yeah,

01:12:08.180 he killed an elephant.

01:12:09.200 But he did that 1.00

01:12:09.700 to fuck with Tesla. 1.00

01:12:10.500 On purpose, 1.00

01:12:11.180 yeah.

01:12:11.500 Who killed an elephant?

01:12:12.980 What?

01:12:13.700 Edison did

01:12:14.500 because he wanted

01:12:15.680 to look,

01:12:16.400 Tesla's electricity

01:12:17.280 is dangerous

01:12:17.820 and murdered an elephant

01:12:18.780 and showed everyone

01:12:19.540 and that's why

01:12:20.080 he got the ACDC.

01:12:21.620 That's why he won out. 1.00

01:12:22.700 It's all bullshit. 1.00

01:12:23.780 He lied. 1.00

01:12:24.440 Edison?

01:12:25.140 You know,

01:12:25.580 you'll love this.

01:12:27.040 Oh my God,

01:12:27.340 I didn't know that.

01:12:28.260 You're learning so much

01:12:29.120 on this podcast.

01:12:29.740 Oh,

01:12:29.760 you'll love this.

01:12:30.660 You are the greatest guest.

01:12:33.220 Listen, 0.99

01:12:33.860 shut up now 0.99

01:12:34.580 because I got to ask you this. 1.00

01:12:36.720 What kind of a fucking 0.99

01:12:38.140 huge thrill 0.99

01:12:39.120 are you getting out

01:12:40.020 of being such a

01:12:41.460 provocateur?

01:12:43.600 I get a thrill out of it

01:12:45.060 but that's not even

01:12:46.740 the best part.

01:12:47.180 This is the best part

01:12:47.840 that I get to sit here

01:12:48.500 and talk with you.

01:12:49.480 This is the best part.

01:12:50.460 No,

01:12:50.640 but how smart are you

01:12:51.800 and did you suffer

01:12:52.740 for being smart

01:12:53.760 your whole life?

01:12:54.780 I did.

01:12:55.220 I barely graduated

01:12:56.020 but I was always

01:12:56.860 in the principal's office,

01:12:57.640 not even for bad behavior

01:12:58.660 just because that's

01:12:59.700 just my personality.

01:13:00.620 Because you can't lie?

01:13:02.000 I think that I'm not

01:13:03.060 good at lying

01:13:03.480 and I'm a Libra

01:13:04.700 so I believe in astrology

01:13:05.780 and I've always

01:13:07.040 tried to be fair.

01:13:07.580 You know what Libra's 0.53

01:13:08.500 about in Hebrew astrology?

01:13:09.820 I bet you don't.

01:13:11.060 No. 0.96

01:13:11.580 Because you're a Jew 1.00

01:13:12.280 so Jews know nothing 0.96

01:13:13.400 about Judaism.

01:13:14.460 No.

01:13:15.060 No,

01:13:15.400 I know you don't

01:13:16.040 but let me tell you

01:13:16.920 what Libra's about.

01:13:17.960 What's your birthday?

01:13:19.260 October 8th.

01:13:21.760 The Libra,

01:13:22.700 everybody's like

01:13:23.420 because the Romans,

01:13:27.780 you know,

01:13:28.060 the Roman occupation

01:13:29.520 of Judaism,

01:13:30.640 okay,

01:13:31.780 that's going back

01:13:32.680 but now we have

01:13:33.300 to flip whatever

01:13:34.300 but

01:13:34.860 the

01:13:38.440 The Libra.

01:13:41.980 Yeah,

01:13:42.200 Libra.

01:13:42.820 Yeah.

01:13:43.020 In Hebraic,

01:13:44.460 we have a lunar calendar

01:13:46.500 and the Pax Romana

01:13:48.820 has solar calendar.

01:13:50.440 Right.

01:13:50.920 Because they worship

01:13:51.620 Ra,

01:13:52.160 the sun god.

01:13:52.740 Yeah,

01:13:52.940 they worship the sun,

01:13:53.820 yeah.

01:13:54.160 Okay.

01:13:55.080 And they own the world

01:13:56.460 because that's what

01:13:57.880 all royals

01:14:00.120 from Pharaoh

01:14:01.620 believe

01:14:02.720 because they're

01:14:03.160 from Babylon.

01:14:03.920 All royals

01:14:04.700 are from Babel.

01:14:06.600 What does Libra mean?

01:14:08.440 Libra in the Hebraic

01:14:09.920 means,

01:14:10.880 you know,

01:14:11.200 they always show,

01:14:11.780 oh,

01:14:12.100 it's the most

01:14:13.060 even-minded.

01:14:15.440 They show it

01:14:16.220 with the scales,

01:14:17.800 holding the scales.

01:14:19.500 And everything

01:14:20.660 is through

01:14:21.440 their egocentric 0.99

01:14:22.680 horseshit 0.99

01:14:23.360 of the Libra. 0.96

01:14:25.560 The most

01:14:26.060 egocentric 0.99

01:14:27.220 horseshit, 1.00

01:14:28.180 self-deluding 1.00

01:14:29.420 asshole 1.00

01:14:29.900 of the whole 1.00

01:14:30.680 fucking astrology. 0.99

01:14:31.880 Is that true? 1.00

01:14:32.640 Yeah.

01:14:33.040 And they go like this,

01:14:34.340 I'm the most balanced.

01:14:36.040 That's what I say

01:14:36.880 all the time.

01:14:37.380 I always say

01:14:37.960 I'm so fair.

01:14:38.700 Look at his girlfriend, 0.92

01:14:39.280 everybody.

01:14:39.380 I know,

01:14:39.740 I always say

01:14:40.160 I'm so fair.

01:14:41.340 I am fair,

01:14:42.920 but go ahead.

01:14:43.300 Fair and balanced.

01:14:45.120 Like Fox News.

01:14:46.380 Yeah,

01:14:46.740 exactly.

01:14:47.280 I'm the Fox News

01:14:48.200 of fairness.

01:14:50.100 Fair and balanced.

01:14:52.700 Paige is loving this.

01:14:53.880 I am

01:14:54.920 even,

01:14:57.000 not affected

01:14:57.760 by emotion,

01:14:58.780 but by

01:14:59.140 only fact and data

01:15:01.120 that is me

01:15:01.780 like Spock.

01:15:03.840 I am

01:15:06.040 the ultimate

01:15:06.580 judge of humanity

01:15:07.740 because I

01:15:08.460 follow only

01:15:09.680 facts,

01:15:10.260 not emotions.

01:15:11.660 I'm in no way

01:15:12.520 any kind of

01:15:13.300 a girly little 1.00

01:15:14.400 FAG. 1.00

01:15:16.240 I wish we had a camera 1.00

01:15:17.640 on his girlfriend

01:15:18.280 right now.

01:15:18.780 Yeah,

01:15:19.000 she's laughing.

01:15:20.080 You know what Libra

01:15:20.620 also means? 0.99

01:15:21.780 You're gay. 1.00

01:15:23.060 You're bisexual. 0.90

01:15:23.940 It doesn't mean

01:15:24.540 you're gay. 0.99

01:15:24.980 You're bisexual. 0.90

01:15:25.820 It doesn't mean

01:15:26.660 you're gay 0.99

01:15:27.120 because gay 1.00

01:15:27.900 is third level 0.99

01:15:30.100 subsidiary

01:15:31.720 meaningless social.

01:15:32.700 I apologize.

01:15:33.260 One thing I want

01:15:33.840 to bring up.

01:15:35.000 Here's what it means.

01:15:36.200 You be quiet.

01:15:37.160 Yes,

01:15:37.460 yes.

01:15:37.760 Quit trying to talk

01:15:38.580 on the podcast

01:15:39.180 here at Guestam.

01:15:39.880 No,

01:15:40.040 just remember

01:15:40.500 I got to bring up

01:15:41.100 Trump and

01:15:41.600 Back to the Future.

01:15:42.520 We'll go to that.

01:15:43.220 Okay.

01:15:43.880 Here's what it is.

01:15:47.200 What is it again?

01:15:48.360 Libra.

01:15:49.000 What does Libra mean?

01:15:50.940 It means you cannot

01:15:52.000 make a decision.

01:15:53.400 I'm terrible

01:15:54.160 at making decisions.

01:15:55.000 That's what it means.

01:15:56.100 The balance

01:15:56.860 is jail.

01:15:58.520 Yeah.

01:15:58.860 Your mind

01:15:59.740 won't allow you

01:16:01.040 to decide.

01:16:02.820 I can't ever

01:16:03.620 make a decision

01:16:04.260 because I might

01:16:04.680 overcome this.

01:16:05.140 From here to four,

01:16:06.820 I'm getting the

01:16:07.720 blessing for the Libra.

01:16:09.100 Please.

01:16:09.580 From here to four,

01:16:11.280 you trust your

01:16:12.340 first reaction.

01:16:14.460 Your first

01:16:15.040 My gut.

01:16:15.840 When I go with my gut,

01:16:17.120 it's always better

01:16:17.860 than when I go with my brain.

01:16:18.700 Not your gut.

01:16:19.580 Not my gut.

01:16:20.260 The only way to tell,

01:16:21.600 as Torah tells us,

01:16:23.640 when the hair

01:16:24.640 stand on the body.

01:16:27.020 Literally.

01:16:27.340 That happens.

01:16:28.120 That's when you know

01:16:29.140 it's true.

01:16:30.220 Wow.

01:16:31.000 That's God covenant

01:16:32.020 with us.

01:16:33.120 When the hair

01:16:33.860 on the body

01:16:34.780 stands.

01:16:35.860 Well,

01:16:36.060 that's weird

01:16:36.520 when you say that

01:16:37.040 because there's times

01:16:37.580 where I think about

01:16:38.320 my mom and stuff

01:16:38.940 and it'll make my hair

01:16:39.840 stand up on my back.

01:16:41.100 That's God energy.

01:16:41.700 I know.

01:16:42.180 I'm saying that's weird.

01:16:42.860 That's God

01:16:43.480 in the physical world.

01:16:45.200 That is.

01:16:45.980 Well,

01:16:46.280 I learned something new

01:16:47.080 but I had to bring up

01:16:47.840 this thing

01:16:48.120 because you said

01:16:48.520 about time travel.

01:16:49.820 Did you know

01:16:50.040 Back to the Future

01:16:51.360 the movie

01:16:51.800 it's about Donald Trump?

01:16:53.540 I didn't know that.

01:16:54.920 What?

01:16:55.240 What?

01:16:55.440 What?

01:16:56.280 What?

01:16:56.640 What did you see?

01:16:57.340 What?

01:16:57.800 What?

01:16:57.840 What?

01:16:58.120 So Biff Tannen

01:16:59.140 in the movie

01:17:00.180 becomes like a casino mogul

01:17:01.560 because he travels back

01:17:02.720 in time

01:17:03.060 and he gets

01:17:03.480 a sports book.

01:17:04.080 He gets a sports book

01:17:04.940 so he knows

01:17:05.340 all the sports stuff.

01:17:06.880 And then on top

01:17:07.800 there's so much symbolism

01:17:08.960 I'm going to send you

01:17:09.700 this thread.

01:17:10.900 Yes.

01:17:11.380 Is this from Reddit?

01:17:12.400 Of course.

01:17:12.760 I mean it's on Reddit

01:17:13.780 but now there's people

01:17:14.400 on Twitter posting it

01:17:15.220 but there's all this

01:17:16.320 weird symbolism

01:17:16.860 like two.

01:17:17.660 That's Mandela effect too.

01:17:18.760 It's Mandela.

01:17:19.480 It's just weird

01:17:20.200 because even

01:17:21.100 I think it's Jerry Bruckheimer

01:17:22.080 I forget which person

01:17:23.000 that was a producer of her

01:17:24.420 but he even said

01:17:25.120 after the fact that

01:17:25.880 Biff Tannen the character

01:17:26.900 was based on Trump.

01:17:29.680 Wow.

01:17:30.320 And so they say

01:17:30.860 Trump is a time traveler

01:17:32.080 because Trump's uncle

01:17:33.140 Oh he is a time traveler.

01:17:33.700 I know.

01:17:34.600 Yeah.

01:17:34.840 He has Tesla.

01:17:36.020 Yeah.

01:17:36.380 I know.

01:17:37.060 I'm starting to believe that

01:17:38.100 because it's like

01:17:38.720 Well you know the book

01:17:39.720 about

01:17:40.060 Who is the time traveler?

01:17:42.080 And Elon

01:17:42.640 and there's a book

01:17:43.420 There's a book

01:17:44.300 about a guy named Elon

01:17:45.300 who was written

01:17:46.160 by Wernher von Braun

01:17:47.020 who was a Nazi 0.62

01:17:47.700 we brought over

01:17:48.220 during Operation Paperclip.

01:17:49.380 Let's not hold that against him.

01:17:50.380 Yeah but

01:17:50.600 he wrote a book

01:17:52.000 about a guy named Elon

01:17:52.920 going to Mars.

01:17:54.360 So it's just weird

01:17:55.600 how do they know about this

01:17:57.060 like Back to the Future

01:17:57.800 is literally basically

01:17:58.740 about Donald Trump.

01:17:59.220 He was a bad guy

01:18:00.200 in Back to the Future 2.

01:18:00.520 You want me to tell you?

01:18:01.380 Yeah he was a bad guy.

01:18:02.180 Yeah he was a villain.

01:18:03.220 I don't buy it.

01:18:04.080 Trump's a good guy.

01:18:04.920 I'm convinced.

01:18:05.420 Do you want me to tell you?

01:18:08.220 Yes.

01:18:08.840 Or not.

01:18:09.680 Oh yes please.

01:18:10.540 What?

01:18:11.740 I want you to

01:18:12.620 have a bad guy.

01:18:14.200 Please tell us.

01:18:15.480 Please.

01:18:16.920 You'll have to summon

01:18:18.160 my nemesis

01:18:19.580 as Queen.

01:18:21.300 Okay.

01:18:22.960 So say Queen. 0.99

01:18:24.320 Please tell us Queen.

01:18:26.020 You want to know?

01:18:27.660 Queen of time.

01:18:28.540 Queen.

01:18:30.440 Queen.

01:18:32.200 Queen of time travelers.

01:18:34.260 Queen of time travelers.

01:18:35.140 Are you a time traveler mom?

01:18:36.960 Oh yeah.

01:18:37.740 I didn't know that.

01:18:38.400 I thought you knew that.

01:18:39.860 I feel like that's true.

01:18:41.080 I thought you knew that.

01:18:41.720 I had no idea.

01:18:43.040 Breaking news.

01:18:43.760 Well Jake your mom has to be a time traveler because. 0.94

01:18:45.940 I always say I am Cleo.

01:18:48.300 I am the reincarnation of Cleopatra.

01:18:50.720 I've said that forever.

01:18:51.720 You said every lifetime.

01:18:53.100 Did you not ever say that?

01:18:53.360 You said every past life.

01:18:54.740 You know you say.

01:18:55.700 You know how everyone's Cleopatra in their past life?

01:18:58.000 I was Cleopatra in all of my past lives.

01:19:00.580 That's what you used to say.

01:19:01.280 I always was Cleopatra.

01:19:02.940 I believe you because how do you become the top.

01:19:05.880 How do you become number one at anything unless you know.

01:19:08.340 That's true.

01:19:08.800 You were literally number one.

01:19:11.280 I was the Queen Cleopatra.

01:19:14.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:19:14.700 You've done this before.

01:19:15.720 Of Egypt who had to. 0.90

01:19:16.960 Is that how you know Trump?

01:19:17.920 Who was taken hostage by Pax Romana.

01:19:20.260 Mm-hmm.

01:19:21.080 But you know Queen Cleopatra she saved the Jews seven times.

01:19:26.240 Really?

01:19:26.660 Let's not hold that against her.

01:19:28.060 She saved the Middle Eastern Jewish people seven times.

01:19:33.360 Cleopatra did.

01:19:34.040 I didn't know that.

01:19:34.520 She certainly did.

01:19:36.140 You should read about Queen Cleopatra and the mythological connections to Queen Esther.

01:19:47.840 She was the Egyptian right? 0.95

01:19:50.320 I don't know my Cleopatra.

01:19:51.180 Cleopatra.

01:19:51.880 She was a bloodline family.

01:19:53.460 And she was involved with Mark Antony and the Roman Empire right?

01:19:57.620 Well when Rome invaded.

01:20:01.900 She rolled herself up.

01:20:03.240 Alexandrite.

01:20:04.200 Yeah.

01:20:04.820 Alexandria.

01:20:05.760 And she rolled herself up in a carpet and was delivered naked to him.

01:20:09.480 Do you know that?

01:20:10.180 No.

01:20:10.720 Yeah.

01:20:11.080 That's how she did it. 0.99

01:20:13.080 That's why I say she was not a ho. 1.00

01:20:15.880 Are you sure you're Cleopatra?

01:20:17.240 Because I don't know if you would allow yourself to be rolled up nude in a carpet and delivered

01:20:21.100 to a...

01:20:21.660 Well maybe you would.

01:20:22.180 Well it would depend. 0.99

01:20:23.660 Like if God made me look like Cleopatra I sure as fuck would. 0.99

01:20:27.540 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:27.760 If I had something to work I sure as fuck would. 0.98

01:20:32.060 Did you meet Trump in your time travels? 0.98

01:20:34.580 Is that how you guys became friendly?

01:20:36.760 Yeah I feel like I've known him on another level.

01:20:39.680 But you know I've known so many famous great male artists.

01:20:44.660 And they don't even know what we did in our last life and I don't want them to know because 0.98

01:20:51.080 they might start trying to reinitiate that shit and I'm not down for it what with my thin 1.00

01:20:56.860 vaginal walls. 1.00

01:20:57.900 I can never have sex again. 0.99

01:21:01.380 That's the sad reality but kind of liberating. 0.83

01:21:05.420 Well is sex really that good? 0.88

01:21:06.840 I mean of course we like sex. 0.97

01:21:07.940 We need to procreate. 0.93

01:21:08.700 Well when y'all's age and you're attracted to somebody.

01:21:11.540 No no but why is everything so over sexualized?

01:21:13.060 Why are we?

01:21:13.600 I mean that makes me think that sex is even though it's the most important thing to procreate.

01:21:18.340 Like everybody's so sexualized.

01:21:19.760 Everybody is OnlyFans. 0.95

01:21:20.600 It just means like sex is bad.

01:21:22.180 Right? 0.97

01:21:22.400 No it means you were molested early in childhood and then you became fixed and P.S.T.T.S. on

01:21:30.920 it and you're like oh I can't handle all the horrible things that are happening to me.

01:21:38.060 It's exactly all it is.

01:21:43.760 I gotta find that goat doing the thing with the cat. 1.00

01:21:48.600 It's like let the devil in there.

01:21:54.260 It's so horrible.

01:21:55.840 That's how they do ya. 0.99

01:21:57.120 I think sex is like anything.

01:21:58.240 That's what they mean when they say open in the third eye. 1.00

01:22:01.760 That's their shit. 1.00

01:22:02.940 Their secret society. 1.00

01:22:04.680 Fucking kids in the butthole bullshit. 1.00

01:22:07.300 Thank you. 1.00

01:22:07.900 They'll fuck girls and boys right up in the butthole. 1.00

01:22:11.060 They don't care. 1.00

01:22:12.160 If they only are for butthole. 1.00

01:22:14.180 They don't care about vagina. 1.00

01:22:15.600 That's for making the babies that they can sacrifice and get the uterine scrapens and 1.00

01:22:21.880 sell the Bill Gates for his fetus meat they sell at McDonald's.

01:22:26.260 Roseanne Bar Podcast everybody.

01:22:28.460 Yeah.

01:22:29.520 You know you say this and you guys make fun of me because I'm a vegetarian but they did

01:22:33.480 a test on a McDonald's.

01:22:34.240 No it's true. 1.00

01:22:34.760 No I make fun of you because you're gay. 1.00

01:22:35.980 Well yeah that's true. 0.99

01:22:37.200 I never go to McDonald's.

01:22:38.740 Well but this is what they say is McDonald's.

01:22:40.000 But I like their fish burgers.

01:22:41.520 Their stuff is good.

01:22:42.420 I mean it's genetically modified.

01:22:43.640 But they've done tests on the burger meat in that when one burger. 0.81

01:22:47.440 Fetus.

01:22:47.740 Well it'll have meat.

01:22:48.720 But yeah it'll have meat from like a thousand different cows.

01:22:52.180 But they've done tests where it had human meat in it.

01:22:54.500 And they say oh a person fell in the grind or you know got his finger cut.

01:22:58.280 And they found a horse in it.

01:23:00.120 No but they're getting it right from Planned Parenthood.

01:23:01.120 How does the horse weigh?

01:23:02.180 Planned Parenthood is selling the fetus meat as what do they call it? 0.94

01:23:07.740 Protein.

01:23:08.180 Well they do the four skin facials.

01:23:11.100 They passed all these laws where you could call it protein.

01:23:14.340 Yeah.

01:23:14.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:15.240 We're all fucking cannibals. 1.00

01:23:16.440 How does a horse fall into a McDonald's vat? 1.00

01:23:19.320 Well when he's fucking one of the Democrats. 1.00

01:23:23.460 That wasn't even funny. 0.99

01:23:24.840 The biggest doesn't matter. 1.00

01:23:25.860 Fucking Democrats is always going to be funny. 1.00

01:23:27.660 There are a lot of horse fuckers in the Democrat party. 1.00

01:23:30.520 They are. 1.00

01:23:31.320 And there's goat fuckers. 1.00

01:23:32.720 Actually have you ever seen those videos where they're in the Middle East? 0.99

01:23:34.860 I certainly have.

01:23:35.740 They're actually banging a goat. 1.00

01:23:37.400 I thought that was a joke.

01:23:38.440 No no they really do that.

01:23:39.580 There's hundreds of videos.

01:23:40.500 Don't look this up.

01:23:40.680 That's what they did at Daddy's Party. 0.93

01:23:42.260 Check out Mexico what they do at donkeys down there. 1.00

01:23:44.100 No. 0.99

01:23:44.160 There's a lot of donkeys. 0.88

01:23:45.180 It's a coming of age thing. 0.96

01:23:46.340 Excuse me. 0.98

01:23:46.980 Donkeys were donkey bangs a girl. 1.00

01:23:48.480 No no. 1.00

01:23:48.800 Boy fuck donkeys is coming of age. 1.00

01:23:50.520 Daddy's Party's was all about fucking in the goats. 1.00

01:23:54.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:54.440 Probably.

01:23:55.320 Yep.

01:23:56.040 I can't believe a goat will just sit there and let a human do that.

01:23:58.960 Well they do them on the edge of a cliff.

01:24:00.440 Yeah I've seen those videos though where yeah they have them like on the.

01:24:03.500 So they're pushing back.

01:24:04.520 There's like a train going by and like they're in the middle of Afghanistan or something.

01:24:07.780 There's a guy.

01:24:08.220 Did you ever see that documentary Zoo Zoo where it showed these guys up in Oregon.

01:24:14.620 These all white farmer guys. 0.78

01:24:16.660 They was training the horses to get behind them and do their business.

01:24:20.360 Oh my God.

01:24:20.940 Do you remember the guy that died?

01:24:22.460 Oh yeah he died.

01:24:23.560 Yeah he was disemboweled.

01:24:24.520 Who was in Washington or Oregon or something?

01:24:26.060 It was Oregon.

01:24:26.940 He's disemboweled. 0.68

01:24:28.280 And of course he's like blaming the Jews. 1.00

01:24:32.500 It's those damn Jews let this horse fuck me to death. 1.00

01:24:36.320 Did you ever see the guy fuck the horse in his living room? 1.00

01:24:39.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:39.760 At the base of the stairs and then he's like.

01:24:42.080 And the horse is slipping on the tile. 1.00

01:24:44.720 Hilarious shit. 1.00

01:24:45.540 Check it out. 1.00

01:24:45.840 People are gross. 0.97

01:24:46.160 But that's what you were saying earlier. 1.00

01:24:47.860 We were talking about the penises and the foreskin. 0.98

01:24:49.480 Sandra Bullock was on Ellen DeGeneres' show talking about that. 0.98

01:24:51.720 No I talked about that yeah.

01:24:52.920 Yeah they do the facial with the human foreskin.

01:24:55.040 And Ellen's like this.

01:24:55.940 And what's it made of?

01:24:57.680 She's like taunting her a little bit.

01:24:59.940 And what's her name Sandra Bullock? 1.00

01:25:01.900 And what's it made of Sandy?

01:25:04.360 Yeah and she's like. 1.00

01:25:05.260 Oh I don't really want to say.

01:25:07.580 Oh why don't you want to say Sandy?

01:25:10.500 They think it's so funny.

01:25:11.320 And she goes well.

01:25:12.940 Oh well come on tell us Sandy. 1.00

01:25:17.040 Oh it's made of little Indonesian slave boys penises. 1.00

01:25:21.960 Oh my goodness. 1.00

01:25:24.100 And the audience goes crazy.

01:25:30.580 You go girl.

01:25:32.900 You know. 1.00

01:25:33.100 Just keep rubbing penises of babies on your face. 1.00

01:25:35.980 I mean that's like sexual deviancy. 1.00

01:25:39.020 And they just hide it in a face curtain.

01:25:40.440 When I saw it I call up my psychiatrist.

01:25:43.180 I need you to reserve me a bed on ward three.

01:25:48.120 I could never take it. 1.00

01:25:50.040 Nah it's scary shit. 0.99

01:25:51.120 I'll be checking in on the weekend. 0.99

01:25:54.280 I mean I do want to try it though.

01:25:56.320 Just for the.

01:25:56.820 I can't take it.

01:25:57.740 Anti-aging benefits.

01:25:58.780 I would try it.

01:25:59.500 What?

01:25:59.780 I mean they're already foreskinned off. 1.00

01:26:01.700 And they're not like.

01:26:02.340 They don't take a baby and go.

01:26:03.820 And then shove it on their face.

01:26:04.760 They might though.

01:26:05.700 I mean they don't do it like that.

01:26:06.860 But I'm saying they might be.

01:26:07.660 What do they do with the foreskins the Jews do? 0.99

01:26:10.040 Because they do circumcise foreskins off boys. 0.99

01:26:11.980 Jews do it. 0.97

01:26:12.460 We all admit it.

01:26:12.980 What do they do with it?

01:26:13.780 Because I remember the.

01:26:14.360 You know.

01:26:14.760 I don't know.

01:26:15.520 But I remember when he got my son here.

01:26:17.920 He got circumcised.

01:26:21.420 Yeah.

01:26:21.860 I did.

01:26:23.140 Well. 1.00

01:26:23.460 Well his dad wasn't even a goddamn Jew. 1.00

01:26:26.260 I married a. 1.00

01:26:27.460 Fucking. 1.00

01:26:28.000 What is it? 1.00

01:26:28.660 Goyim? 0.69

01:26:29.260 Chiksa? 0.92

01:26:29.720 No.

01:26:30.160 He's not.

01:26:30.600 I didn't look at him that way.

01:26:32.540 What are the Irish and the Scots?

01:26:34.200 Scots Irish. 1.00

01:26:34.800 He's Lutheran.

01:26:35.680 He's a Protestant.

01:26:35.960 No. 1.00

01:26:36.320 I don't give a shit for his religion. 1.00

01:26:38.060 He's a Scots Irish. 1.00

01:26:39.640 But there's a tribe they are.

01:26:41.380 I can't remember.

01:26:41.980 Scots Irish. 1.00

01:26:43.220 No.

01:26:43.600 There's a tribe of Israel they are.

01:26:45.340 Well. 1.00

01:26:45.820 Shut up. 1.00

01:26:46.420 But anyway. 1.00

01:26:47.380 Well you asked me.

01:26:48.240 Y'all don't know.

01:26:49.180 No.

01:26:49.440 I don't.

01:26:49.780 I don't.

01:26:50.280 Oh. 1.00

01:26:51.020 Damn. 0.99

01:26:51.580 Anyway. 1.00

01:26:51.980 I'm circumcised.

01:26:52.160 I do know that Jake had a bar mitzvah and Chris Farley was there.

01:26:56.740 The funniest guy.

01:26:57.080 Chris Farley was my boy.

01:26:58.040 We were friends.

01:26:58.700 That's just so iconic.

01:26:59.660 Greatest moment of my life.

01:27:00.840 That was the coolest thing ever.

01:27:02.440 You know he was really like that in person.

01:27:03.980 He was so nice.

01:27:04.760 Like when he does the Chris Farley show and he's like remember when and he's all weird

01:27:08.140 and awkward.

01:27:08.560 That's how he really was.

01:27:09.740 He really was like that.

01:27:11.120 No.

01:27:11.400 I was very lucky.

01:27:12.140 The best thing he ever did that I never seen him do.

01:27:16.260 Ever saw him do.

01:27:17.500 In my living room there.

01:27:19.300 He's. 0.99

01:27:20.160 We're all shit faced. 0.99

01:27:21.680 Of course. 0.99

01:27:23.600 And I.

01:27:24.420 I got him talking about.

01:27:26.260 Hey do you have an obsessive number where you got to do something.

01:27:30.420 Yeah.

01:27:30.900 Because I have that.

01:27:31.620 Yeah.

01:27:31.880 I have OCD a little bit where I don't want.

01:27:33.680 What's your number?

01:27:34.540 Well I like evens more than odds.

01:27:36.480 You know.

01:27:36.660 So like sometimes I like to do stuff twice.

01:27:38.280 Or like if something's wrong I got to do it again.

01:27:40.520 If it.

01:27:40.840 You know.

01:27:41.140 I like stuff to be even.

01:27:42.580 Because you want it to be two.

01:27:43.900 Yes.

01:27:44.320 I want it to be two.

01:27:44.960 Is two your number?

01:27:45.760 Like yes.

01:27:46.260 Like if I smoke a cig I kind of need a second cigar.

01:27:48.780 I got you.

01:27:49.720 Mom's a five. 0.59

01:27:50.420 You're a two.

01:27:50.660 I'm a five.

01:27:51.620 Yeah.

01:27:51.800 I'm a two.

01:27:52.480 I need to be the second.

01:27:53.420 So I was having this kind of conversation with Chris.

01:27:57.320 And I go what's your number?

01:27:58.820 He goes I don't really have a number. 0.95

01:28:01.160 Mine's more disgusting.

01:28:03.540 And I said. 0.86

01:28:04.980 And forgive me Chris.

01:28:06.180 But people should know.

01:28:07.680 He is so haunted.

01:28:10.100 And genius you know.

01:28:11.480 Yeah.

01:28:11.640 Why was he so tortured?

01:28:12.780 Why was he?

01:28:15.140 Because it seemed like he had a good home life.

01:28:16.680 His dad was close to his dad.

01:28:18.260 Well.

01:28:18.280 Because his dad weighed 700.

01:28:20.060 His dad was huge.

01:28:21.200 I know that.

01:28:21.240 And his mom weighed 950.

01:28:23.260 His mom was just as big as his dad. 0.98

01:28:24.900 They couldn't stop eating.

01:28:26.900 You got to look up a picture of Chris Farley and his dad.

01:28:29.020 His dad made Chris look thin.

01:28:30.720 I'm not going to do it right now.

01:28:31.760 But they loved each other.

01:28:33.300 But they needed all those layers of protection.

01:28:36.180 For how many times they was wounded you know.

01:28:38.780 That's what they say.

01:28:39.500 He was covering their wounds.

01:28:41.200 Dude.

01:28:41.520 Yeah.

01:28:41.740 Look at his dad.

01:28:42.620 His dad.

01:28:42.960 Thomas Farley.

01:28:43.680 He was always talking about.

01:28:45.760 Okay.

01:28:46.260 You can do this drug and that drug.

01:28:48.780 You can give them up easy.

01:28:50.320 But you can't give up chips.

01:28:52.560 No.

01:28:53.320 Cheeseburgers. 1.00

01:28:53.960 That truckload of fucking chips. 1.00

01:28:56.200 When you're crying your eyes out at night over some man or woman. 1.00

01:28:59.840 What was his name?

01:29:00.380 What was his number though?

01:29:02.760 You never even finished your story.

01:29:03.320 Oh yeah.

01:29:03.640 What was his number? 0.99

01:29:04.260 He said he's a grosser. 0.94

01:29:05.300 Oh he told me he don't have a number. 1.00

01:29:07.060 I says well what's your shit? 1.00

01:29:08.780 Do you have to do it before you go on stage? 1.00

01:29:10.660 Because I have to turn the lights off and on five times you know. 1.00

01:29:14.320 As well as unplug shit and fuck. 1.00

01:29:17.000 I'll go back in. 1.00

01:29:18.660 He said well.

01:29:20.580 You know he was afraid I'd judge him. 0.68

01:29:23.100 Which I did laugh my ass off when he told me to. 0.97

01:29:26.140 What was it you're killing me? 0.97

01:29:27.400 He had to touch everything in the room with his tongue.

01:29:31.080 No. 0.62

01:29:31.960 He licked self.

01:29:32.560 And he showed me.

01:29:34.520 Oh.

01:29:35.000 He licked my couches, my rugs, my end tables. 0.65

01:29:38.820 Well that kind of makes sense that he had like an oral fixation. 0.82

01:29:41.840 It was insatiable.

01:29:43.620 How did he never get sick?

01:29:44.220 But he had to put his tongue on everything except a human.

01:29:48.420 That's insane.

01:29:49.880 That's wild.

01:29:50.080 And I was like, I'm going to be so supportive.

01:29:53.840 And then I was like.

01:29:57.140 You freak. 0.94

01:29:58.300 Put your tongue back in your mouth. 1.00

01:29:59.660 You crazy motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:01.380 I turned on the lights five times. 1.00

01:30:03.380 I thought I was mad.

01:30:05.000 That's normal you freak.

01:30:06.820 Get out of my house.

01:30:07.780 I'm Manny OD'd right after that.

01:30:09.520 It's your fault.

01:30:10.360 You probably made it.

01:30:11.240 You probably pushed it.

01:30:11.800 We're all nuts aren't we? 0.85

01:30:12.780 Yeah we are. 1.00

01:30:13.460 You're nuts like a stand up. 1.00

01:30:14.620 Did you ever do stand up? 1.00

01:30:15.840 I do stand up.

01:30:16.580 I do stand up.

01:30:16.980 I didn't know you did stand up.

01:30:18.420 Yeah yeah yeah.

01:30:18.860 What's your opening line?

01:30:20.360 Well you know.

01:30:21.320 It's funny.

01:30:22.120 Is this where you came out of to be the pimp on the blimp?

01:30:25.320 Well that's kind of one of my catchphrases.

01:30:26.860 But like you know like the kind of stand up I like to do.

01:30:28.780 I like to talk about how I'm sick of conservatives trying to outlaw transgenders in women's sports. 1.00

01:30:33.600 Because that's stupid. 1.00

01:30:35.140 We can bet on the transgenders and we can win. 1.00

01:30:37.720 No shit. 1.00

01:30:38.960 We need to not outlaw them. 1.00

01:30:40.220 We should support them and gamble on them.

01:30:42.040 I think so too.

01:30:43.500 And you know I talk about being Tucker Carlson's biological stepson.

01:30:46.980 That's hilarious.

01:30:47.880 But yeah no.

01:30:48.340 You do look like it if he had like an Italian mom.

01:30:51.520 Yes.

01:30:52.020 And I love comedy.

01:30:54.120 But you have to admit this though.

01:30:55.520 Stand up in this day and age is not the same as it was.

01:30:58.920 I don't know how to explain it.

01:31:00.000 Like you'd have a Richard Pryor live on the Sunset Strip.

01:31:02.080 And that's this iconic thing.

01:31:03.760 Here we go.

01:31:04.360 Stand up specials aren't like that anymore.

01:31:07.560 It's just not the same.

01:31:08.660 I guess I think it's digital media and short form content.

01:31:10.940 What do you think of Rogan's?

01:31:12.340 Oh my gosh.

01:31:14.080 We're going to get us a joke.

01:31:14.620 They put you on the spot.

01:31:15.420 But the Rogan guy universally hated.

01:31:18.440 And this is the one thing.

01:31:19.140 Poor guy.

01:31:19.720 But what I thought was weird is that.

01:31:21.380 Why do you wear that color shirt is my only question.

01:31:23.320 It looked terrible.

01:31:23.700 He's sweating like that.

01:31:24.680 And the guy's a. 1.00

01:31:25.540 He's lactating like a motherfucker up there. 1.00

01:31:27.760 Five hundred million dollars. 0.99

01:31:28.580 Put on a jacket or wear an undershirt.

01:31:31.220 And listen you know Joe.

01:31:32.600 That's how I used to look after I gave birth to Jake that weighed ten pounds.

01:31:36.720 And I'd go over there to Safeway with lactating up a storm. 0.77

01:31:40.980 Well and I.

01:31:42.080 This is what I have to say to Joe though if he does see this.

01:31:44.880 It's weird because he made fun of Brendan Schaub.

01:31:47.280 He's one of his best friends.

01:31:48.740 Hello.

01:31:49.120 Yeah but said his stand up special was terrible.

01:31:52.300 But then Joe used two callbacks and basically two jokes that were in Brendan's special.

01:31:56.800 So it's just.

01:31:57.140 That's how they do it.

01:31:57.760 It's just very weird.

01:31:58.560 I know but sometimes you forget you know.

01:32:00.860 Yeah you forget.

01:32:01.540 Yeah I know he wasn't.

01:32:02.240 I don't even think he was trying to plagiarize him.

01:32:03.700 But it just had similar you know jokes or setups to what Brendan had.

01:32:07.480 But ironically Joe got famous for calling out Buck's favorite comic.

01:32:12.800 Carlos Mencia for stealing. 1.00

01:32:14.860 And saying he's lifting shit. 1.00

01:32:16.200 It was awesome. 0.99

01:32:17.400 It was awesome when he did that.

01:32:18.500 It was a good thing.

01:32:19.600 That's when I liked Rogan. 0.98

01:32:20.540 I remember when all the comics at the comedy store went fucking nuts and refused to perform 0.98

01:32:26.060 if Robin Williams was there. 0.98

01:32:27.780 Because he stole everybody's stuff.

01:32:29.180 But didn't he pay him?

01:32:29.840 Well he didn't.

01:32:30.980 He didn't steal it.

01:32:32.960 We didn't call it that.

01:32:34.740 We called it inspired.

01:32:36.860 I didn't know much.

01:32:38.440 But if you would go to Robin at a certain point you just absorb everything.

01:32:45.540 And you know your mind's working 10,000 miles an hour.

01:32:49.140 And if anyone would go to Robin and say hey that's a direct lift he'd pay him.

01:32:53.580 Yeah that's what I heard.

01:32:54.540 And there's also a thing too in comedy where it's not stolen.

01:32:57.460 It's called hack.

01:32:58.180 Like there's some stuff that's just hack.

01:33:00.020 And sometimes hack jokes work.

01:33:01.520 But I don't consider that stolen.

01:33:03.240 You know like.

01:33:03.720 I don't either.

01:33:04.360 They're universal.

01:33:05.260 Kind of universal.

01:33:05.720 Anybody could have.

01:33:06.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:07.160 I like when in my day people were like you know what you're I'm gonna fucking bitch. 1.00

01:33:13.300 We got a beef. 1.00

01:33:14.560 And they started beef with my what's your fucking beef. 1.00

01:33:17.180 I do jokes about life. 0.99

01:33:22.660 And it was like especially with the women. 0.99

01:33:25.240 Oh I bet that's to make it as a female stand-up comedian is a hundred times a thousand times harder than a male. 1.00

01:33:32.080 Yeah because of the bitches. 1.00

01:33:33.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:34.700 And they're all up there.

01:33:35.980 I'm gonna I'm gonna help every male. 1.00

01:33:40.160 I can help and cut every bitch's throat. 1.00

01:33:43.180 No that's what you did. 1.00

01:33:44.240 That's how they are.

01:33:45.260 Oh that's how they are.

01:33:46.940 I thought once you made it.

01:33:48.160 Because I'm a feminist. 1.00

01:33:49.480 Well Chuck Schumer. 1.00

01:33:50.100 But one thing I can't stand as a feminist is a fat loud mouth bitch. 1.00

01:33:55.880 Well you know who is one? 1.00

01:33:56.980 Amy Schumer.

01:33:57.860 Chuck Schumer's niece.

01:33:59.420 And she got caught stealing all of Patrice O'Neill's jokes. 0.93

01:34:02.280 She's the biggest joke thief in the world. 1.00

01:34:04.040 But there's some stuff that's happening.

01:34:05.400 I like her.

01:34:06.180 What's her name is a thin model version of Amy Schumer. 1.00

01:34:10.980 Who?

01:34:11.280 Nikki Glaser.

01:34:12.320 Nikki Glaser.

01:34:12.780 Nikki's funny.

01:34:13.660 She's libtarded but she's funny. 1.00

01:34:15.260 I don't know but she's Amy Schumer on a diet with a nose job. 1.00

01:34:18.620 Yeah she looks good.

01:34:19.500 She was smart.

01:34:19.880 She saw an opening and took it.

01:34:21.780 She got the nose job, the fake teeth. 0.99

01:34:23.660 She's attractive. 0.97

01:34:24.260 Yeah she can time a joke but Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:34:27.440 I don't give a fuck about your meaty taco looking pussy. 1.00

01:34:31.440 I know. 1.00

01:34:31.760 You're a bore. 1.00

01:34:33.520 And of course they love her because she's like dick dick dick. 1.00

01:34:36.960 It's like I used to when they tried to get rid of me on there. 1.00

01:34:41.000 Okay.

01:34:41.720 Anyway I want to ask you.

01:34:43.220 Mm-hmm. 0.99

01:34:44.380 Are you ever afraid you're going to get fucking fired? 0.99

01:34:47.700 Every day. 0.99

01:34:48.680 We're talking about out of the blaze.

01:34:49.980 I'm worried about it.

01:34:50.760 You know I told this story.

01:34:52.260 One of the biggest things I got in trouble for.

01:34:53.900 And it was like a throwaway thing.

01:34:54.900 And I've done crazier stuff than this.

01:34:56.640 But at the blaze I went to a Nikki Haley rally.

01:34:59.060 And this is when she was still trying to you know run for president. 1.00

01:35:01.820 Or you know compete for the nomination.

01:35:04.520 And they kicked me out immediately as soon as I walked in.

01:35:07.020 And when I walked out with the staffers.

01:35:08.780 Like a female staffer. 1.00

01:35:09.860 We're sitting outside the event.

01:35:11.200 And I just said to her I'm like hey when their campaign's done.

01:35:13.560 What are you going to do for work?

01:35:14.520 Are you considering doing OnlyFans?

01:35:16.620 It was just a joke.

01:35:17.560 It was a joke.

01:35:18.120 It's so funny.

01:35:18.920 They clipped it.

01:35:19.620 It got like millions of hits.

01:35:20.900 But in the blaze they stood with me the whole time.

01:35:22.580 But they got really mad about that.

01:35:23.800 Because they don't want people making fun of you know people within our own tent.

01:35:28.320 Nikki Haley is you know conservative. 1.00

01:35:30.460 She sucks. 1.00

01:35:31.720 So I thought I could go after her. 1.00

01:35:33.680 But she's a neocon.

01:35:35.980 She's a neocon.

01:35:36.980 And the blaze doesn't necessarily like neocons.

01:35:38.520 I'm not saying that.

01:35:39.120 But they just they want me to be respectful to people that come on our network.

01:35:42.000 So they got mad at me for that.

01:35:43.400 Yeah that's nice.

01:35:44.140 You can't get any guests after a while. 0.96

01:35:47.220 If as soon as they're off you start slitting their throats. 0.95

01:35:50.720 Yes. 1.00

01:35:51.020 Right?

01:35:51.340 If you can't be kind.

01:35:53.800 And decent to your people that you use for your ratings.

01:35:59.360 I mean you're going to crash.

01:36:01.180 Yeah.

01:36:01.560 Don't you do you ever think that we're in.

01:36:04.040 An age where laying the mighty low through mockery is just great for us.

01:36:24.280 And it's amazing that we're born now.

01:36:26.820 Well we have to use mockery.

01:36:28.840 We have to mock the system back because they mock us.

01:36:31.420 Yeah right.

01:36:32.040 They're constantly mocking us. 1.00

01:36:33.260 They make us feel stupid. 0.99

01:36:34.260 They say it's safe and effective. 1.00

01:36:35.540 They repeat these mantras.

01:36:37.420 So they're mocking us.

01:36:38.400 That's why the most important thing is to mock them back.

01:36:40.380 They get a thrill out of it right?

01:36:41.400 Don't you think they do?

01:36:42.320 They're laughing behind our backs like oh they all got vaccinated for cheeseburgers or whatever

01:36:47.020 it is.

01:36:47.660 Yeah.

01:36:48.100 They think it's so.

01:36:49.860 They thought it was so funny when people were punching each other for toilet paper at Walmart.

01:36:55.340 The people that were in power were slapping their ears. 1.00

01:36:57.880 Look at these idiots. 1.00

01:36:59.700 Squid Game. 1.00

01:37:00.360 Squid Game.

01:37:01.060 Exactly.

01:37:01.640 It's like Squid Games.

01:37:02.460 It's a Netflix show come to life. 1.00

01:37:03.940 They're like look at those idiots just knocking each other out for toilet paper so they can poop. 1.00

01:37:09.160 They're laughing their ass. 1.00

01:37:10.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:37:10.800 They're probably betting on it.

01:37:11.940 Or it's like Trading Places.

01:37:13.440 Such a great movie.

01:37:14.620 But at the end of it, Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, when they go through it, they ruin

01:37:18.200 both their lives.

01:37:19.180 And the guys are like here's the bet.

01:37:20.880 One dollar.

01:37:21.800 It's not even about the money.

01:37:22.900 They ruin two guys' life for one dollar.

01:37:24.800 They don't care.

01:37:25.300 They just do it for the amusement.

01:37:26.600 They don't even gain anything financially.

01:37:28.600 They just want to use us like puppets.

01:37:31.200 And they laugh at us and they mock us.

01:37:33.020 So that's why people like you, I'm not saying I'm on your level, but people like me, we try

01:37:37.120 to mock the system and that's why they hate it the most because they don't have

01:37:39.980 a sense of humor.

01:37:40.980 They don't like to be made.

01:37:41.940 No, they hate it.

01:37:43.840 They hate it.

01:37:44.420 They hate it more than like being exposed for doing a crime.

01:37:47.380 Yeah.

01:37:47.660 It's really weird.

01:37:48.920 They cannot stand being mocked. 0.99

01:37:50.520 Well, so they can't fucking take it. 0.99

01:37:52.720 That's why it's so funny. 0.98

01:37:54.620 It's Monty Python level where they're like, well, you know, they cannot, they are those

01:38:02.500 who cannot be mocked or the system will be completely changed to devise your incarceration.

01:38:10.580 Oh, mocking us.

01:38:12.560 That's exactly right.

01:38:14.260 That's, I mean.

01:38:16.200 It's hard to see people like John Cleese being a Democrat.

01:38:19.560 I know.

01:38:19.920 I wonder why it's because they did trans stuff back then about how insane. 1.00

01:38:23.360 100%.

01:38:23.680 They were brilliant.

01:38:24.680 But they're liberals.

01:38:25.680 And it's like, what point is it going to take for the comics that are that to realize

01:38:29.400 they're on the wrong side?

01:38:30.840 I don't, I'm waiting.

01:38:31.760 They can't realize it because they're, they're stuck in the, they're stuck in post-World

01:38:37.160 War II mentality.

01:38:38.260 Yeah.

01:38:38.840 You're absolutely right.

01:38:39.880 They don't know that the world moved on.

01:38:42.480 Yes.

01:38:43.040 Thank you.

01:38:43.720 They don't understand that the Jewish people were saved from that. 0.80

01:38:48.260 It's not just the Jews. 0.80

01:38:48.980 It's anybody.

01:38:49.260 They now oppose.

01:38:50.880 Well, and that's the other problem is once you become an elitist, you don't have a real

01:38:54.840 connection with the middle class or the normal people.

01:38:57.340 So you don't, you're, you're out of touch with the reality.

01:38:59.160 You mean humans?

01:38:59.860 With humans.

01:39:00.600 Yeah.

01:39:00.960 With humans.

01:39:02.320 I guess that's a better word.

01:39:03.860 You know what I mean?

01:39:04.720 These people are so disconnected that they have. 1.00

01:39:07.240 The useless eaters. 1.00

01:39:08.220 The useless eaters. 1.00

01:39:09.160 And the taxpayers. 1.00

01:39:09.900 And the taxpayers.

01:39:10.640 That's literally a Rahm Emanuel. 1.00

01:39:12.640 They call this useless eaters. 0.95

01:39:14.460 I mean, you know, one, about the time when I give that pecs and on people, bring it back. 0.97

01:39:21.500 It's time to bring it back.

01:39:22.720 You might as well.

01:39:23.840 Listen, it works.

01:39:25.380 Isn't that weird that somebody put a hex on somebody and their life collapses?

01:39:28.320 You're like, Oh, how did that happen?

01:39:29.540 Well, I had to study a long time to learn how to turn a hex positive because you don't

01:39:35.660 want to cast a hex negative on nobody because it all comes back if it's negative.

01:39:40.500 And that takes a lot of mental gymnastics and acuity.

01:39:45.820 Is there a revelation of method thing you could do to subvert that?

01:39:48.560 I could, and that's why I want to write a book.

01:39:50.520 And it is called Triangulation.

01:39:53.380 Okay.

01:39:53.920 I'm all about triangulation.

01:39:56.180 I know.

01:39:57.600 Because I see what you're doing.

01:39:59.540 So, how are we going to secure, how are we going to, what do we get, what needs to be 0.99

01:40:08.000 done for fuck's sake? 0.98

01:40:09.480 Only the comics can solve this problem. 0.99

01:40:12.560 Well, I think. 0.96

01:40:13.500 Because it's ridiculous. 0.74

01:40:15.080 Well, I think, how do we fix a system?

01:40:17.000 Like I was saying earlier, like we almost need the system to crash, but I'm still not

01:40:20.240 rooting for the system to crash.

01:40:21.640 But what I think, the only way we can save each other is to save ourselves and be almost

01:40:27.400 more selfish about, like not trying to wake up other people, but I guess trying to find

01:40:32.420 joys in life.

01:40:33.780 Like it's one verse one.

01:40:35.660 The only battle that you're really having, this is what I think, even though all these

01:40:38.000 people are hurting us and all these people that will blame stuff on Jews and stuff, really

01:40:41.640 your biggest enemy is yourself.

01:40:43.820 That's true.

01:40:44.660 That's the only person you're competing against is yourself, is your own willpower.

01:40:47.900 Or it's not yourself, it's your own internal enemy.

01:40:53.020 Exactly right.

01:40:53.640 Or whatever, that internal person, that internal dialogue, that's, once we got to try to just

01:40:58.040 take care of the things that we can control, it'll make the world a lot better instead

01:41:01.720 of us worrying about stuff we can't control.

01:41:03.760 And I think that's where the biggest disconnect is, is like, we don't even care about that.

01:41:06.780 We're 500 pounds, but we're going to go protest for, you know, Ukraine instead of

01:41:10.780 fixing what's going on in our lives.

01:41:12.740 And that's the problem that we have is that we're not taking enough accountability.

01:41:15.260 We're just trying to solve other problems without fixing our own personal problems.

01:41:20.140 Well, I think it's a direct graph.

01:41:25.280 Yeah.

01:41:25.920 I wanted to do this, but nobody gets anything I ever do except for about three people.

01:41:31.860 No, more than that.

01:41:32.960 But I wanted to do this graph about sin I'm guilty of and non-profit I support where they

01:41:43.340 meet up.

01:41:43.980 Yeah.

01:41:45.860 Yeah.

01:41:46.560 You're right.

01:41:47.860 Yeah.

01:41:48.840 Yeah.

01:41:49.420 You get, because I was always asking, like, do I get a tax credit for helping them poor

01:41:54.600 people?

01:41:55.240 No.

01:41:56.000 I always would ask that.

01:41:58.580 But they don't.

01:41:59.560 I mean, you really, no good deed goes unpunished.

01:42:01.720 I would almost argue helping people almost hurt.

01:42:03.720 I'm not saying don't help people, but it's weird how I've noticed that.

01:42:06.880 Anytime I help somebody, somehow it always, like, hurt.

01:42:09.680 That's a true saying. 0.99

01:42:11.220 No good deed goes unpunished.

01:42:11.780 First thing they do when you help them, you'll learn this, my son, of your generations and

01:42:17.540 such.

01:42:18.280 Because this is the story we're in, us Jews.

01:42:22.620 Mm-hmm.

01:42:23.800 Us tribe of Jews.

01:42:25.520 Right.

01:42:26.360 This is our story.

01:42:27.840 Not what they're saying our story isn't. 1.00

01:42:30.440 They're fucking horseshit that they play around with. 1.00

01:42:34.780 They're cannibalizing. 1.00

01:42:37.280 Cannibalization of our religion.

01:42:38.720 And, um, what do you call it?

01:42:43.480 With Kabbalah?

01:42:44.740 What are you talking about?

01:42:45.020 No, I'm talking about where they, um, what do they call that thing where they ethnically

01:42:51.160 cleanse?

01:42:51.780 Oh, um, eugenics.

01:42:54.200 Eugenics. 0.69

01:42:54.740 Yeah, thank you.

01:42:55.060 No.

01:42:55.700 Oh.

01:42:56.200 Where they assume your identity.

01:42:59.540 Avatar?

01:43:00.560 I don't know.

01:43:01.540 What is it where they assume that?

01:43:02.360 Pod people?

01:43:03.280 No.

01:43:05.720 Culturally appropriate.

01:43:07.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:08.060 Culture vulture.

01:43:09.380 Yeah, culturally appropriate. 0.99

01:43:11.200 Your religion, your history, for their Jew-hating-horseshit. 0.99

01:43:16.660 Mm-hmm. 0.99

01:43:19.120 But that happens constantly.

01:43:20.740 Yeah, every single thing.

01:43:22.000 Well, and that's another thing is, is, I'd like to get your opinion on this.

01:43:25.340 You know, there's a reason why white people are, and this is, Dr. Umar said this, and 0.99

01:43:30.160 I actually did agree with it, that white people actually do, and Jewish people, there is,

01:43:35.460 because of slavery, we do have a little bit of white guilt when it comes to black people,

01:43:39.600 and that, actually, racism is not as bad between whites and blacks, but because Hispanics

01:43:44.320 were never slaves, that white people were able to be mean to Hispanics easier, because

01:43:49.740 they don't have that natural guilt.

01:43:51.780 Have you ever heard this, anything?

01:43:52.900 Mm-hmm.

01:43:53.300 Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but it's like, that's why sometimes they say-

01:43:56.920 I could see that.

01:43:57.500 Yeah.

01:43:58.060 That makes sense.

01:43:58.740 I just know everybody hates everybody.

01:44:01.060 Yeah. 0.97

01:44:01.520 And for no good goddamn reason, neither. 0.80

01:44:03.980 Do we hate each other, though? 0.96

01:44:05.060 Like, on the TV says-

01:44:06.360 No, but we're agitated to hate each other.

01:44:09.580 Yeah, but we are, but like, you know, when I go out and use these protests and stuff,

01:44:13.460 the craziest protests I've been to are these pro-Palestinian protests.

01:44:16.380 Oh, yeah.

01:44:16.440 They don't want to speak at all.

01:44:17.260 They will not even have a conversation with you, but trans people, BLM, at least at those 1.00

01:44:21.280 protests, some of them will have this conversation, and the trans rallies, like the drag queen 0.99

01:44:25.260 story time for kids, that's disgusting, but most of the people there aren't- they're gay 0.99

01:44:30.420 and weird, but they're not- you can have a conversation with them, even though we disagree 0.98

01:44:34.660 totally.

01:44:35.220 Somewhat.

01:44:35.760 Somewhat, and I'm saying even BLM, but you go to these pro-Palestinian protests, Roseanne,

01:44:40.680 I'm not trying to manifest this at all.

01:44:42.500 No, I know what it is.

01:44:43.740 But I think somebody's going to do a bomb or a mass shooting, something really bad's

01:44:47.540 going to happen, probably really close to the election at one of these-

01:44:50.640 More than one.

01:44:51.520 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, and I thought it was going to happen, something was going

01:44:54.060 to happen in the DNC.

01:44:54.880 They're deep MKUltra.

01:44:56.520 They can't do the DNC.

01:44:57.020 They couldn't do it at the DNC.

01:44:58.160 They're MKUltra bots.

01:45:00.360 Yeah, that really is.

01:45:01.660 No, they're activated, but they backed off the DNC because they knew it would hurt Kamala. 0.99

01:45:05.500 And like, stupid comedies like Zoolander, great comedy, but that is, like, these people 0.99

01:45:09.140 do, and it's about- 1.00

01:45:10.200 That was pretty prophetic. 0.79

01:45:11.360 It was very, how you have these, you get, like, a model, and you brainwash them to kill, 0.85

01:45:15.860 like, the, whatever, the leader of Indonesia. 0.75

01:45:17.420 Like Gigi Haddad.

01:45:18.400 Yeah, but that's kind of like it is.

01:45:20.100 Like Gigi Hadid, or whatever, Haddad.

01:45:22.320 Beyonce.

01:45:23.320 Taylor Swift.

01:45:23.620 Beyonce.

01:45:24.180 It's weird how you can kind of turn these, you can MKUltra celebrity.

01:45:27.820 And you can, you can radicalize somebody just by controlling the algorithm. 0.90

01:45:30.160 Have you ever seen Arab porn on the internet? 0.99

01:45:33.360 Arab porn? 1.00

01:45:34.460 Arab. 1.00

01:45:35.540 Arab.

01:45:35.820 No, it's not real, is it?

01:45:38.100 I mean, I guess-

01:45:39.160 Oh, yeah, it's real, real.

01:45:40.440 I've seen that Mia Khalifa girl. 1.00

01:45:41.860 Yeah.

01:45:41.960 She's an Arab. 0.99

01:45:42.620 She's one of the most famous Arab porn stars. 1.00

01:45:44.280 Yeah, she's- 0.99

01:45:45.020 She's not a real Arab. 1.00

01:45:46.780 Well, she's a fake Arab, but she wears the- 1.00

01:45:47.780 You can't be a real Arab and do porn. 1.00

01:45:49.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:49.560 Oh, yeah, you can.

01:45:50.520 I've seen a lot of it.

01:45:51.520 But it's probably-

01:45:52.280 They're wearing the whole thing. 1.00

01:45:52.340 It's probably Jewish people dressed as Arabs, because Jews make all the porn. 1.00

01:45:55.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:55.660 Well, that's true. 0.89

01:45:56.700 Have you ever seen the Chinese porn where everything's blurred? 1.00

01:45:59.140 The penis in vagina's blurred? 1.00

01:46:00.020 Yeah, it's Japanese. 1.00

01:46:00.420 Yeah, I love that Japanese.

01:46:01.400 That's Japanese. 0.99

01:46:03.000 Chinese porn is- 1.00

01:46:03.800 And once you see a Japanese penis, you get why they blur it. 1.00

01:46:06.360 And so, yeah, they're small. 0.99

01:46:07.560 But supposedly, like, a lot of the porn stars in Japan have died because the men treat them 0.86

01:46:10.920 so bad.

01:46:11.560 There's been, like, multiple onset deaths.

01:46:13.640 They tie them up and leave them on the roof.

01:46:15.820 On a beach or something.

01:46:16.900 I think that's what happened.

01:46:17.820 Yeah.

01:46:18.020 They do a gangbang scene on a beach, and I think a girl died from-

01:46:21.120 They do a lot of that down in Arkansas, too.

01:46:23.980 Oh.

01:46:24.860 Yeah.

01:46:25.120 That's where the Clintons are from. 1.00

01:46:26.200 When people are really inbred, they tend to do that, get on that lemming mind control, 0.99

01:46:31.840 where they are, like, programmed to destroy themselves and their own families.

01:46:36.660 No, you're- 0.97

01:46:37.220 Because they're too inbred.

01:46:38.600 You're right.

01:46:39.280 And that's why the royal family-

01:46:40.660 And the experiment don't work out for the, what do you call it, scientists.

01:46:47.940 For the Fauci's. 0.89

01:46:49.380 Well, I don't want to, I agree with you 100%.

01:46:51.520 I'm not trying to call out RFK.

01:46:53.400 But don't you think it's kind of weird that RFK, like,

01:46:55.100 five different people in his own family have that kind of speech thing?

01:46:59.080 And I'm not saying it's brainwrecked.

01:47:00.160 I saw a lot of other people recently with it.

01:47:02.380 Yeah, but they say that could be from, you know, his cousins.

01:47:05.220 No, because, like, you just stay in your own bloodline, and somehow your own bloodline

01:47:09.040 crosses over. 0.99

01:47:09.720 Well, Rosemary was retarded. 1.00

01:47:11.460 Yeah. 0.96

01:47:12.180 She was not.

01:47:13.000 She was probably autistic, they say. 0.71

01:47:14.880 Or a lesbian, which is sort of the same thing. 0.79

01:47:18.500 Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

01:47:19.840 It is, though.

01:47:21.440 Well, it is.

01:47:22.020 That is true.

01:47:22.640 You know, I just saw a study, and this is a study that lesbians have the highest occurrence 1.00

01:47:27.000 of migraines, which proves dating women's a fucking headache. 1.00

01:47:30.400 Yeah, I could never be a lesbian, I told my fans, because I'd have to beat a bitch's 1.00

01:47:36.640 ass. 1.00

01:47:37.020 She'd never shut up. 1.00

01:47:39.120 I mean, seriously.

01:47:40.460 Hey.

01:47:40.580 Why we're on RFK. 1.00

01:47:40.980 I have to go, bitch, you've got to shut up. 1.00

01:47:43.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:43.720 We cannot do this podcast that's airing this Thursday without mentioning that RFK endorsed

01:47:49.300 Trump's biggest news in the world.

01:47:50.400 Oh, that's huge.

01:47:51.580 Come on, we can't.

01:47:52.180 Me and him went deep, and I seen it coming.

01:47:54.360 You're taking credit for it, I can tell. 0.97

01:47:55.520 I'm not taking credit, I just kill all, glory to God.

01:47:58.020 Well, you did kind of expose his campaign for that bear thing, inadvertently.

01:48:01.720 We did it, we had RFK.

01:48:03.060 I didn't do nothing, God just gives me thanks.

01:48:05.480 You did a spell.

01:48:06.080 And I, I didn't, I just looked, there's a spell that happened before the beginning of

01:48:10.900 the world.

01:48:11.920 I did a spell on RFK.

01:48:13.820 You did something, because that changed the whole.

01:48:15.860 Let's take credit, we saved the country.

01:48:17.200 Listen, I'm telling you what.

01:48:19.940 Trump should have picked RFK as his running mate.

01:48:22.200 That's what I wanted, and Trump, I don't know.

01:48:25.620 Trump.

01:48:26.240 And Trump likes Kennedys, and so, you know what I mean, he likes them.

01:48:28.860 Trump has bad, he's terrible at hiring people, and you know why?

01:48:32.220 I know this from construction, because the people he hired were from a pool of skilled

01:48:36.260 people, and he assumes that's the same thing in government.

01:48:38.960 It's not the same in government.

01:48:40.080 He's like, you don't know how malevolent they are.

01:48:42.460 I'm going to blow your mind, you ready?

01:48:43.400 When he does construction, right, back when he was Trump.

01:48:45.600 Yeah, building these big buildings.

01:48:46.560 He would get like, hey, this is an engineer, this is a guy, and they were the tops in the

01:48:49.940 field, it was a meritocracy, so we'd hire, and then he would be like, okay,

01:48:52.860 I just hired the best of the best.

01:48:54.040 When you get in government, the people in positions of power are not the best of the

01:48:57.520 best. 0.99

01:48:57.760 Oh, they suck, yeah. 0.99

01:48:58.340 They don't want to make a profit, because you get richer, not showing a profit. 1.00

01:49:02.920 All sorts of shit, but he's like, this is the guy, John Bolton obviously knows a lot 0.98

01:49:06.880 about military. 0.99

01:49:07.760 Rico, it's all Rico.

01:49:08.880 This government is nothing but a crime wave.

01:49:11.640 He hired Bolton because he thought Bolton knew a lot about the military-industrial politics. 0.99

01:49:15.220 And Bolton did, because he's been in there a long time, but he sucks. 0.98

01:49:17.880 That's why Trump, that's the problem with Trump. 0.98

01:49:19.500 I love today, I read that Kennedy called it the health-industrial complex.

01:49:24.480 That is, that is what it is.

01:49:25.540 Is that genius?

01:49:26.520 That's the greatest.

01:49:27.520 He's absolutely right.

01:49:28.440 I love RFK. 1.00

01:49:28.760 Health-industrial complex, which implicates Obama's stupid motherfucking Obama, what do 1.00

01:49:35.420 they call it? 1.00

01:49:36.220 Yeah, but it doesn't make-

01:49:37.060 Health thing?

01:49:37.540 You know what that was?

01:49:38.700 That was a syntax on the ill.

01:49:41.660 Well, this is, I'm concerned. 0.84

01:49:43.560 Oh my God, he's so crooked.

01:49:45.260 I am sick of him prancing around after a night of being whatevered by whoever, and prancing 0.94

01:49:55.000 around-

01:49:55.940 Murdering a chef, allegedly.

01:49:57.420 And he does prance with his very short manicured hair. 0.99

01:50:04.320 Well, his butt probably hurts from Michael pounding him. 0.98

01:50:07.760 But, I mean, just Barack Obama is the reincarnation of the Antichrist, I think. 0.99

01:50:13.620 He is the Antichrist.

01:50:15.240 Yeah.

01:50:16.000 I really think, and Michelle is the Baphomet.

01:50:19.300 Yeah.

01:50:19.860 She's the Hulk. 1.00

01:50:22.460 She does.

01:50:23.180 She looks like she plays a linebacker for the Chicago Bears.

01:50:25.460 I mean, when she's up there with those fangs bared in those trapezoid things that no woman 1.00

01:50:31.020 on earth has ever had.

01:50:32.440 Couldn't you tell your Michelle joke from your act to Alex?

01:50:35.800 I say, I don't know. 0.99

01:50:37.640 I say, you know, a lot of people think Michelle is a man just because they saw her penis swinging 1.00

01:50:45.540 on the L in the show when they was dancing. 1.00

01:50:47.960 Or when she dropped off junior at the college and came out itching her balls. 0.99

01:50:52.620 Yeah. 0.99

01:50:53.100 I'm saying, I think, I don't think she's a man.

01:50:58.140 I think, but this is after I say she's the one that got my show canceled.

01:51:02.540 Mm-hmm.

01:51:03.180 She's best friends of Valerie Jarrett.

01:51:05.040 We'll finish the joke and then tell us that. 0.94

01:51:06.600 And then they called up Bob Iger, their butt boy. 0.87

01:51:09.500 Finish the joke and then tell us that. 0.94

01:51:11.280 Finish the joke.

01:51:11.740 I can't remember what the joke is.

01:51:13.200 A lot of people say Michelle's a man.

01:51:14.760 I don't think she's a man. 1.00

01:51:15.540 Oh, she's a woman because only a woman can be that big of a fucking bitch. 1.00

01:51:20.780 There you go. 1.00

01:51:21.480 Okay, now you can.

01:51:22.180 I never made fun of her when she was serving fried turds to the school kids for the school lunch.

01:51:28.660 Yeah.

01:51:29.680 That food was gross.

01:51:31.360 I mean.

01:51:31.640 Well, she was, she cares about the children.

01:51:34.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:34.620 She cares about having sex with them probably, allegedly. 1.00

01:51:38.020 Some girl on the internet says she was anally raped by Michelle. 1.00

01:51:43.820 It's a young child. 0.83

01:51:46.200 Are we going to get our YouTube monetization back?

01:51:48.160 What do you want to do?

01:51:51.960 What would be the most offensive, horrible thing you and I could do?

01:51:56.400 Yeah, let's plan this.

01:51:57.160 Oh, I got to tell you.

01:51:58.320 We need to go to Planned Parenthood and do something.

01:52:00.620 Now, listen.

01:52:01.240 Let's plan this.

01:52:01.360 When I first got my big Hollywood agent after I, you know, I had my choice after the Tonight Show. 1.00

01:52:10.000 And I am mentally ill. 0.87

01:52:12.920 Whatever. 0.98

01:52:13.400 So are you, right? 1.00

01:52:14.320 Oh, mentally ill as I come. 1.00

01:52:15.760 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:52:16.420 Because you had trauma.

01:52:17.900 Oh, well.

01:52:18.640 Your whole life, right?

01:52:19.600 Yeah, I would say, yeah, my parents' divorce and stuff was traumatic.

01:52:22.400 But, yeah, I mean, I grew up in a Bell Bond office.

01:52:25.440 And I love my dad.

01:52:26.180 But I was telling Jake, you know, they couldn't get babysitters for me.

01:52:28.740 So my dad would get the ex-convicts to babysit me that owed money.

01:52:32.240 Because they're the only ones.

01:52:32.660 And it showed.

01:52:33.400 Yeah, and it showed.

01:52:34.380 I'm saying, guys, the ex-convicts would be like, you know, really bad.

01:52:38.000 I mean, sometimes some of them were on drugs still.

01:52:39.840 Some of them were sober.

01:52:40.840 But, yeah, I grew up in a tumultuous upbringing a little bit.

01:52:46.160 What did the ex-cons teach you?

01:52:48.300 Were they nice?

01:52:49.400 They were nice.

01:52:50.020 But they would tell me about drugs.

01:52:51.340 They would tell me about alcohol.

01:52:52.280 The best one, the best guy, Bobby Hart.

01:52:54.740 And the only reason he was the best babysitter.

01:52:56.500 There was a guy, James Baker.

01:52:57.800 And he was an actual heroin user that would babysit me all the time.

01:53:00.780 He was so great.

01:53:02.100 They used to make me drive when I was 13 before I had a license.

01:53:04.840 Because they'd be too messed up.

01:53:06.240 So if you're going to drive me to the Jack in the Box or drive me down the street.

01:53:09.760 You're like Pauly Shore.

01:53:11.160 Seriously, it's like Pauly Shore.

01:53:12.720 I mean, my dad would just let me.

01:53:14.280 Because he wanted to go date.

01:53:15.260 My dad was single.

01:53:16.140 And he wanted to go date.

01:53:17.180 And my mom was the same way.

01:53:18.200 Like, my mom dated and stuff.

01:53:19.580 So, you know, my dad, when they got divorced, I actually chose to live with my dad.

01:53:25.120 Just because, I don't know, my dad.

01:53:27.060 Your mom did?

01:53:28.180 No, I did.

01:53:28.880 Like, when they went through divorce, they made me.

01:53:31.160 This is why I talk about it.

01:53:32.000 Oh, that's so painful.

01:53:32.980 It was so painful, I had to go to the judge and I had to choose.

01:53:35.800 And for like 18 months, my mom didn't even want to talk to me.

01:53:38.940 She was so mad.

01:53:39.620 Of course, her and I fixed it.

01:53:41.260 You know, we fixed our relationship.

01:53:42.480 But I wanted to live with my dad just because my dad, he kind of helped me with sports more,

01:53:45.920 this and that.

01:53:46.620 And I was 12.

01:53:47.540 I think I finally-

01:53:48.400 You're too young to make a decision.

01:53:49.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:49.500 Unless it's cutting off your genitals. 1.00

01:53:50.620 You could handle that. 1.00

01:53:51.000 Well, yeah, you're definitely way too young for that.

01:53:52.760 But that's crazy.

01:53:53.400 They made you pick at 12?

01:53:54.640 You made me pick.

01:53:55.340 And then I picked my dad and that caused me some heat with my mom.

01:53:57.660 But then, obviously, my mom, it took like about a year.

01:54:00.460 Her and I were fine after that.

01:54:01.720 But my point is, when it comes to, you know, my childhood, both my parents were single.

01:54:07.500 So, they wanted to have a life, you know, so they wanted to go date.

01:54:10.200 So, my mom used to kick me to my dad. 1.00

01:54:12.200 She'd be like, oh, I'm on a date.

01:54:13.040 Go back to your dad.

01:54:13.760 It's because they lived near each other.

01:54:16.160 So, yeah.

01:54:16.780 So, I was like, this is what I always say.

01:54:18.820 We had the dog, Primo, and my parents in the custody battle, they actually fought over the

01:54:23.860 dog more than they fought for custody.

01:54:25.680 I'm not kidding.

01:54:26.920 I'm not kidding.

01:54:28.120 So, this is what they did in the divorce decree.

01:54:30.140 They said that the dog would just go wherever I went.

01:54:32.620 So, I was, so, so, so, so, my mom would be like, I want to see the dog send Alex. 0.85

01:54:37.300 So, I was raised by a German shepherd.

01:54:41.000 That's so horrible.

01:54:41.800 No, it is.

01:54:42.580 It's bad.

01:54:43.120 I think that's why I'm so animalistic and I'm, that's why I'm like that.

01:54:46.560 That's so sad.

01:54:47.540 I'm so sorry. 1.00

01:54:48.280 It's great that you didn't turn into a whining pussy fucking lip tart after all that 1.00

01:54:53.840 I'm not a victim at all. 1.00

01:54:55.520 I've never wanted for anything in my life.

01:54:57.180 My dad took great care of me.

01:54:58.320 My mom took care of me.

01:54:59.360 And they let me do whatever they want.

01:55:00.940 My parents weren't very strict.

01:55:02.020 Maybe they should have been more strict than maybe.

01:55:04.280 But I was a captain of my football team.

01:55:06.300 You know, I went to college, graduated college. 0.99

01:55:07.820 So, I wasn't a total, you know, fuck up. 0.98

01:55:10.140 But, yes, there was. 0.97

01:55:11.640 What position did you play as a?

01:55:13.140 I played defensive end at Highland Park.

01:55:14.720 And then my quarterback was a guy by the name of Matt Stafford who just won.

01:55:18.020 No way.

01:55:18.400 He just won a Super Bowl with the D.

01:55:19.760 You played with Matt?

01:55:20.640 The Los Angeles Rams.

01:55:21.260 Yeah, Matt was my quarterback.

01:55:22.740 That's cool.

01:55:23.680 Yeah, he's going to go into the Hall of Fame.

01:55:25.680 He's a great player.

01:55:26.500 No, that's so cool.

01:55:27.420 I had no idea.

01:55:28.140 Yeah, so I was a good football player.

01:55:29.280 But then I went and played at the University of South Florida. 1.00

01:55:32.000 And I got my ass kicked so bad. 0.99

01:55:34.340 The first play I ever went in and practiced, it was this guy, Stephen Nicholas. 1.00

01:55:38.620 They called him the snake.

01:55:39.660 And he went and drafted in the third round to the Atlanta Falcons.

01:55:43.120 On my play, I was supposed to go block the middle linebacker.

01:55:45.560 I was like, oh, I'm going to go crush him.

01:55:46.900 This is my first practice play.

01:55:48.140 Just practice.

01:55:48.820 Not a game or anything. 0.99

01:55:50.120 I was like, I'm going to go hit him so hard.

01:55:51.360 He hit me so hard and knocked me out.

01:55:53.240 Oh, no.

01:55:53.820 And then they played it. 1.00

01:55:54.940 And the next day in practice, like, look at Alex, I'm getting my ass kicked. 0.99

01:55:58.280 Oh, no. 0.99

01:55:59.260 But I realized that I grew up, and I'm not saying I grew up with a silver spoon in my

01:56:03.140 mouth, but everybody on that team, they were trying to make it to the NFL.

01:56:06.620 I wasn't playing the NFL, but I had something to fall back on.

01:56:10.720 I didn't think I was going to mainly go to the NFL.

01:56:12.800 It was just so much more serious.

01:56:14.440 And I was just trying to have fun playing high school football.

01:56:16.660 Then I go to college, and I'm big and tall.

01:56:18.260 I think I can still play.

01:56:19.120 To these guys that came from the actual mud, that came out of the most tumultuous, way 0.98

01:56:25.560 more intense to me.

01:56:26.280 That's why most sports.

01:56:26.960 Yeah.

01:56:27.220 That's why they were so much stronger.

01:56:29.540 They had really been forged in fire, and it made a big difference.

01:56:33.620 Well, the best boxers around the turn of the century were Jewish, and then it became Blacks, 1.00

01:56:37.920 and now it's kind of more Cubans.

01:56:39.320 It's the most, whatever, what's the word?

01:56:42.080 Yeah, it's the underrepresented minority in America becomes the boxing great. 0.99

01:56:47.160 And any sport, and now.

01:56:48.740 I mean, that's like Rocky tells that story.

01:56:51.060 That's the greatest.

01:56:52.180 Rocky was a working person like that.

01:56:52.520 I mean, I love that movie, Rocky.

01:56:54.200 That's one of the greatest movies of all time.

01:56:56.160 I mean, he's a great script writer.

01:56:57.960 I'd like to have him on and interview him, but I'd be distracted by his facial thing.

01:57:04.200 Well, I mean, Sly is one of the best that he wrote.

01:57:07.380 He's a genius.

01:57:08.160 And the fact is, how did he even get that made?

01:57:10.240 Because they wanted to put a different actor and all this stuff.

01:57:12.860 There's a whole story to it.

01:57:13.620 There's a whole story, and he did end up being the main actor.

01:57:16.840 How would a guy in Hollywood, even back then in the 70s, maybe 79 or whatever.

01:57:20.020 He probably ate a baby or something.

01:57:21.480 It's just saying, how did he do that?

01:57:23.540 How did they give him the power to do that?

01:57:25.360 Because you'd only green light.

01:57:27.340 That movie won.

01:57:28.620 He had my same manager.

01:57:29.840 He won Best Picture in 1978.

01:57:31.200 He had the same manager as me.

01:57:33.360 He's a badass manager.

01:57:34.740 Yeah, they were some Italian managers out of.

01:57:37.280 Stallone's a legend.

01:57:38.740 Nashville Italian managers.

01:57:40.760 They were based out of Nashville, Tennessee.

01:57:42.460 Yes, sir.

01:57:43.500 Did they mainly do music artists?

01:57:45.620 They did everything.

01:57:47.160 Yeah.

01:57:47.520 He wrote Rambo, too.

01:57:48.660 You know that?

01:57:49.020 Yeah, Rambo is such a great movie.

01:57:50.820 Rambo 4 is the greatest movie I've made.

01:57:52.240 They had a variety of clients, including Albert Brooks, who I love.

01:57:56.600 Yeah, he's one of the best.

01:57:57.640 Yes, yeah.

01:57:58.640 But people used to have a variety of clients, not just a CIA roster of operatives.

01:58:05.160 Well, that's – you know Operation Mockingbird, where it's all revealed that the CIA is not

01:58:10.140 only in every movie, but I think we even said this last time.

01:58:13.480 When they wanted to use the – in Tom Arnold's movies, Last Action Hero, supposedly they wanted to make the villains Chinese or something.

01:58:22.740 And they said – Jerry Bruckheimer or whoever did that, I forget who did it.

01:58:26.660 They said that they have script control, and if you want to use the actual weapons, you have to make the terrorists Muslim. 0.97

01:58:31.640 Yeah.

01:58:32.060 That in the original script, the terrorists weren't Muslim.

01:58:34.020 They were like Chinese or something, and they made them change it to Muslim to try to create the narrative, the predictive programming that Muslims are bad, 0.99

01:58:40.560 and we're about to have to go to war with them, and all Muslims are terrorists. 0.99

01:58:43.360 Maybe they're right. 0.99

01:58:44.100 A lot of them aren't.

01:58:44.540 Yeah, they were right.

01:58:44.920 I was just saying, it's just weird how they use media to –

01:58:49.400 That's what it's – look at now, social media.

01:58:50.980 That's why Kamala has a chance. 1.00

01:58:52.060 I mean, we're all being baked.

01:58:53.960 We are.

01:58:54.560 We're being mind-controlled.

01:58:55.920 Well, it's – we're all – what is it, the frog in the boiling water?

01:58:58.880 Yeah.

01:58:59.000 You know, we don't feel it until it's too late.

01:59:00.720 Slow turn.

01:59:01.220 Yeah, but comedy can crack everything open, right?

01:59:03.940 You were telling me, like, how do we fix this?

01:59:06.320 How do we, like – a neighbor that – 0.99

01:59:08.340 You've got to do something so fucking funny that everyone will shit their pants. 0.96

01:59:11.580 It has to make them laugh, and it has to bring them happiness and joy, 0.98

01:59:14.520 and that's the only way you can change a person's mind.

01:59:18.400 I think so.

01:59:19.460 I mean, I know a lot of people that have, you know, come up to me and be like,

01:59:22.100 oh, I changed my opinion because I saw how absurd it was.

01:59:24.860 So it's like just putting a mirror.

01:59:26.160 It's like – I call it culture jamming,

01:59:27.660 where I just take the most absurd parts of our culture and jam it in people's face

01:59:30.980 so they can see that it's actually absurd and that it's not normal

01:59:33.280 and that we live in the upside-down world.

01:59:35.600 And using humor, for me, has been the most effective tool to try to wake somebody up,

01:59:39.720 if I can even wake somebody up.

01:59:41.920 Where do you think the heart of the beast is, Obama?

01:59:44.520 And Michelle?

01:59:46.480 Probably so.

01:59:47.240 I think the Pope has something to do with this, too.

01:59:49.480 Oh, the Pope, Obama, and Michelle.

01:59:51.160 There's a whole –

01:59:52.400 I think the Pope probably secretly worships Satan or something.

01:59:55.060 And it's like how they have all the accoutrements, like the hats and all that. 0.99

01:59:58.940 All that's like weird and gay and satanic, in my opinion. 1.00

02:00:02.820 So it's just – I don't know. 0.88

02:00:03.940 I think that like the Pope, Obama, there's probably people above Obama.

02:00:07.780 The whole New World Order.

02:00:09.160 Yeah, like the 13 families.

02:00:10.380 And what they use is they use trauma-based mind control to scare us into compliance,

02:00:15.700 as they did with the pandemic.

02:00:17.000 And that's why I think there's going to be something really traumatic soon.

02:00:19.880 Because if you think about it –

02:00:20.980 Everybody's saying that.

02:00:22.280 Yeah, because we haven't had that much trauma this year.

02:00:23.940 I mean, I think –

02:00:25.260 Well, Kamala.

02:00:25.800 The Trump assassination was supposed to be the trauma.

02:00:28.500 That was big trauma. 0.78

02:00:28.960 That was supposed to be him dying.

02:00:30.660 And then everybody was supposed to just lose faith.

02:00:31.980 Oh, my gosh.

02:00:32.040 Could you imagine how we'd be if that had happened?

02:00:34.240 Civil War.

02:00:34.820 That's what they want.

02:00:35.220 We would not be sitting here having this conversation.

02:00:37.820 It would be totally – the whole world would be totally –

02:00:40.620 They're probably going to try it again.

02:00:41.860 Yeah, I think so.

02:00:42.700 Thank God us Jews gave him some holy stuff to carry around in his pocket.

02:00:46.520 You said that.

02:00:47.460 I know.

02:00:47.700 And we prayed on him, too.

02:00:49.540 Thank God for God. 0.99

02:00:51.000 Hey, you motherfucking Satanists, let me introduce you to somebody you never met called God. 0.99

02:00:59.000 Well, they said that Iran had something to do with it. 0.99

02:01:01.080 And you're like, is that true?

02:01:02.280 But then it's so weird that this Thomas Crooks –

02:01:04.080 I know.

02:01:04.580 He's getting pings from the FBI.

02:01:06.640 Thank you.

02:01:06.660 Thank you for bringing that up.

02:01:07.800 Because that was clearly –

02:01:09.360 They were behind the assassination of Trump attempt.

02:01:12.960 Something.

02:01:13.560 A hundred percent.

02:01:15.560 I don't know if they –

02:01:17.400 It seems like –

02:01:20.000 No, a hundred percent. 0.98

02:01:21.080 I think Iran would want to kill Trump because Trump will bomb Iran. 1.00

02:01:24.200 Well, he had them basically broke with sanctions and shit. 1.00

02:01:27.460 And then Biden and Obama sent them billions. 0.98

02:01:28.220 There's so many good people in Iran, though.

02:01:30.460 They coordinated October 7th with the money from Biden and Obama.

02:01:34.220 From what they left in Afghanistan.

02:01:36.400 That, too.

02:01:36.840 They used those weapons, too.

02:01:37.480 Those weapons were used on Afghanistan.

02:01:39.160 A hundred percent.

02:01:39.940 No.

02:01:40.380 Iran wants Harris.

02:01:40.700 I mean, everybody's in bed with everybody.

02:01:42.800 This is the bottom line.

02:01:43.360 I think Harris is the trauma.

02:01:45.840 I'm not even trying to be funny.

02:01:47.280 Let me tell you why, real quick.

02:01:48.920 Because –

02:01:49.600 Harris?

02:01:50.580 She's wildly unpopular.

02:01:52.800 Nobody wants her. 1.00

02:01:53.840 She's an idiot. 1.00

02:01:55.100 But then the media was like, okay, we're going to have to go with her because Biden shit 1.00

02:01:58.060 his pants on television. 0.99

02:01:59.700 Now, let's see if we can fucking do a psyop on the American public where they think she's 1.00

02:02:04.920 the second coming of Beyonce. 0.99

02:02:06.500 And they did it.

02:02:07.440 She's starting to do well in the polls. 0.76

02:02:08.640 That's, to me, the psyop and the trauma is like, those of us that know better are like,

02:02:12.840 wait, we know she's unpopular. 0.93

02:02:14.220 And now you're trying to sell her as the next great Obama or whatever. 0.95

02:02:17.300 And it's working on their side.

02:02:19.700 That's been traumatizing for me.

02:02:21.020 I'm not joking.

02:02:21.600 I haven't been sleeping.

02:02:22.720 I've stayed off social media.

02:02:23.900 I've told people, avoid it.

02:02:25.300 Because when you look at the polls, it's worse than if, in my opinion, than if even Trump

02:02:29.400 was shot.

02:02:30.380 Yeah.

02:02:30.740 It's terrifying.

02:02:32.260 I know what it is, but I've got to have a cigarette.

02:02:34.100 That's just my opinion.

02:02:35.140 Well, let's wrap it up.

02:02:36.000 Are you on?

02:02:36.520 No.

02:02:36.960 Don't get me a cigarette.

02:02:38.100 I'm not letting you smoke in here.

02:02:39.920 Don't you tell me what I'm doing.

02:02:40.480 You can't.

02:02:41.020 Do you guys want to be in a room with smoke?

02:02:42.380 I don't care.

02:02:43.240 They'd love it.

02:02:44.160 Yeah, I'd love it.

02:02:45.780 Yeah, we have a three-month-old.

02:02:47.080 This will be great.

02:02:47.880 Hey, Siri, call Hannah. 1.00

02:02:49.240 I'll get you a cigarette.

02:02:50.240 Yeah, Paige, I'm not leaving.

02:02:51.600 Go get a cig, please.

02:02:52.620 Paige will do it. 0.78

02:02:53.500 She's nice.

02:02:53.960 No, I'm calling Hannah to bring you a cigarette.

02:02:55.420 Paige isn't a Jew. 0.93

02:02:56.720 She's nice.

02:02:57.320 Yeah, no, let's smoke in a house with a three-year-old and a four-month-old.

02:03:00.620 That's great. 1.00

02:03:00.820 Open the fucking window. 1.00

02:03:02.460 Yeah, really. 0.99

02:03:03.860 Put this in the podcast.

02:03:05.260 This is the best part.

02:03:05.560 I put this in every podcast.

02:03:06.900 Yeah, this is the best.

02:03:07.760 It makes me crazy.

02:03:10.440 I'm going to tell you the truth.

02:03:11.540 She can't go.

02:03:11.900 Tell me the truth, please, because I know you can't lie.

02:03:14.540 Hour 15 since her last cigarette.

02:03:17.100 She can't go an hour. 0.59

02:03:18.020 Why don't you blow me, chubby? 0.79

02:03:19.780 You can't even go 10 minutes without that kind of booze. 0.99

02:03:23.820 Aren't you drunk right now?

02:03:25.240 Boom, roasted.

02:03:26.640 Now we're roasting.

02:03:27.700 I love it.

02:03:28.580 What's in that cup right there?

02:03:30.000 I want to know.

02:03:30.460 What's in that cup?

02:03:31.560 Water.

02:03:32.880 Mix it a little bit.

02:03:33.920 Somebody took my booze. 1.00

02:03:34.920 Where's my fucking booze? 1.00

02:03:36.900 No, and nobody can party as hard as Roseanne. 1.00

02:03:39.400 There it is.

02:03:39.700 She showed me that.

02:03:41.160 Oh.

02:03:42.140 You tell me that you couldn't party harder than Chris Farley.

02:03:45.420 No.

02:03:45.920 There's no way.

02:03:48.820 I would pass out.

02:03:50.860 Yeah.

02:03:51.500 And thinking I was big time.

02:03:56.280 Then the next day at 10 a.m., he'd show up.

02:04:01.160 Still awake from the night?

02:04:02.420 Well, going.

02:04:04.880 That's when I was young.

02:04:06.900 That's just great.

02:04:08.680 That guy would get possessed by angels.

02:04:16.140 Possessed by angels of creative whatever.

02:04:19.600 Yeah.

02:04:19.900 People were just coming in and out of him.

02:04:22.860 And he would recreate memories of people he stored away that he wanted to mock or recreate.

02:04:32.240 And create, you know?

02:04:34.320 Because he could always do like a coach.

02:04:35.240 He'd remember a teacher.

02:04:37.180 It would just come to life.

02:04:39.360 He was brilliant.

02:04:40.200 I mean, but his party lifestyle of him, was he the hardest partying guy you ever dealt with?

02:04:46.100 Or who else partied in Hollywood like that?

02:04:48.380 I mean, who else had to over to?

02:04:50.260 So Robert Downey Jr. came back from his.

02:04:52.440 Yeah.

02:04:53.960 I'm just sure.

02:04:54.480 Was Chris Farley?

02:04:55.080 Remember he ended up in someone else's bed?

02:04:57.440 Yeah, that was weird.

02:04:58.260 I think he went to jail for that.

02:04:59.160 He went to somebody's house.

02:05:01.100 But, um.

02:05:02.660 I just think, you know, it's just.

02:05:04.360 Obviously, you've known like all the heavy hitters.

02:05:06.720 Charlie Sheen.

02:05:07.600 Charlie Sheen.

02:05:08.300 Yeah.

02:05:08.420 What do you think about Charlie Sheen?

02:05:10.940 I liked how he came out.

02:05:12.100 He said 9-11 was an inside job.

02:05:13.680 I like, you know.

02:05:14.740 He likes Alex Jones.

02:05:15.780 I like some of his politics.

02:05:16.860 But his daughter's on OnlyFans.

02:05:18.700 I think that's kind of weird.

02:05:19.600 He tried to kill his girlfriend a couple times.

02:05:22.520 So I don't like that.

02:05:23.100 I mean, I don't.

02:05:25.560 I think what they think so much.

02:05:28.080 I think what they do to the man you can't even talk about.

02:05:31.700 There's one thing what they do to the girls and the women. 1.00

02:05:35.440 But, Christ, what they do to the men you can't even talk about.

02:05:37.840 Well, Corey Feldman said that it was Charlie Sheen that raped Corey Haim on the set of movies.

02:05:41.340 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:05:42.200 Charlie Sheen has to do gay stuff. 0.99

02:05:44.320 Because he had AIDS. 1.00

02:05:45.360 He was molesting the children. 0.79

02:05:47.820 So I don't like.

02:05:48.500 After I found out that.

02:05:49.400 I loved his meltdown.

02:05:50.220 I love him in major leagues.

02:05:52.400 I like him as an actor.

02:05:53.280 I like how he's awake.

02:05:54.240 But you can tell there's something sinister.

02:05:55.760 And the fact that.

02:05:56.580 Well, that's how they make the actors.

02:05:58.660 Well, he's Martin Sheen's kid.

02:05:59.640 He grew up in Hollywood.

02:06:00.420 Of course. 1.00

02:06:00.700 Of course he was doing horrible shit as a young kid. 0.99

02:06:02.900 But it just doesn't make sense of how he's a wealthy person like that. 1.00

02:06:06.000 And his daughter, Sammy Sheen, is selling her vagina on OnlyFans. 0.99

02:06:10.080 Why not? 1.00

02:06:10.860 Everything's for sale.

02:06:12.140 I guess.

02:06:13.200 It's Hollywood.

02:06:14.280 Denise Richards.

02:06:14.960 This is a glitter life, baby.

02:06:17.000 I want mom to do OnlyFans. 0.81

02:06:18.460 We're working on it right now.

02:06:19.380 Oh, you might as well.

02:06:20.420 You could make a million bucks a month probably.

02:06:22.720 Easy.

02:06:24.120 Not with my sagging labias.

02:06:25.840 Well, no.

02:06:26.140 You're charged by the pound.

02:06:27.520 Oh, there you go.

02:06:28.860 Boom. 0.90

02:06:31.200 When I expose these sagging labias.

02:06:35.620 Sagging labias is a great thing. 1.00

02:06:36.300 You know how they always say all men's balls falls into the toilet? 1.00

02:06:39.980 Uh-huh. 1.00

02:06:40.500 That's true.

02:06:41.160 Yeah, same with the women. 1.00

02:06:43.680 All right.

02:06:44.560 I think that's.

02:06:45.700 What were you saying, though?

02:06:46.580 You were talking.

02:06:47.100 You got mad at me for the sake.

02:06:48.660 You know how we said? 1.00

02:06:49.680 What's the worst insult we could do to these stupid fuckers? 1.00

02:06:52.860 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:52.880 Let's figure out.

02:06:53.500 I mean. 1.00

02:06:53.840 Because they're elitist fucked. 1.00

02:06:56.200 They don't give a shit about nobody but their self. 1.00

02:06:58.720 And they don't want to get in trouble. 0.99

02:07:00.260 We're all going over and drinking baby blood on Epstein Island.

02:07:03.920 They do not want to get exposed for that.

02:07:05.720 That's our summers.

02:07:06.860 We summer.

02:07:08.260 You know how they always say we summer.

02:07:10.840 In the hand things.

02:07:11.260 And we winter.

02:07:13.180 We summer in the Epstein Islands drinking adrenochrome from babies that we then sell their body parts to Bill Gates from McDonald's.

02:07:23.060 There's a character.

02:07:23.980 You guys should work on that.

02:07:24.860 She wants to do something with you.

02:07:26.180 No, we have to go do something.

02:07:27.560 We need to go do something.

02:07:28.340 We said this last time.

02:07:28.740 We really have to.

02:07:29.500 We got to come up with an idea.

02:07:30.700 We have to say what?

02:07:33.340 I know.

02:07:33.600 But you need to go.

02:07:34.300 We need to go do something in Austin or something. 0.99

02:07:36.400 I want to dress up like you're crazy homeless. 0.91

02:07:39.240 That would be hilarious. 0.80

02:07:40.580 And talk about how they're giving social services to immigrants. 0.99

02:07:42.520 Can you give me some fucking money? 0.99

02:07:43.860 I entertained you on TV for decades. 1.00

02:07:46.360 That would be so funny.

02:07:47.840 That's my dream.

02:07:48.580 If you acted like you're destitute, that would be the most viral thing ever. 1.00

02:07:52.420 Can you give me a fucking dollar, you motherfucker? 1.00

02:07:55.000 And then you call out Valerie Jarrett and Michelle Obama. 1.00

02:07:58.060 You know, you guys lost me.

02:07:59.260 I'm going to leave my job on the number one show.

02:08:03.220 I'm in the middle of my transsexual surgery.

02:08:06.920 Were you guys talking earlier about how you were going to go back to being a Democrat?

02:08:11.480 No, that's where you had to go.

02:08:12.980 But I am because I said that.

02:08:14.740 I kind of maybe left the Democrat Party early because I thought, well, if they're going for aborting the live babies,

02:08:23.680 maybe next year they'll be for aborting them up to age 52, and then I won't have to have an insurance.

02:08:29.960 These are gigantic insurance policy payments I make every year if I just abort all my kids now.

02:08:37.060 Yep.

02:08:38.000 Right?

02:08:38.960 Yes.

02:08:39.480 I think the abortion thing.

02:08:41.420 But I think-

02:08:42.020 Illegal immigrants?

02:08:42.880 How are we going to get our lawn?

02:08:43.880 How are you going to get your lawn?

02:08:45.340 Well, especially the child labor. 0.90

02:08:47.700 Who's going to watch my kids?

02:08:50.080 My grandkids?

02:08:50.880 Who's going to raise them if it's not?

02:08:53.740 Oh, my God.

02:08:54.520 If you go to these rich people's house and see what goes on, that was more demoralizing for me than anything I've ever seen in my life.

02:09:03.760 Rich people's house in Beverly Hills.

02:09:05.980 Yeah.

02:09:06.900 Oh, my God.

02:09:08.260 Well, that's the problem.

02:09:09.280 And you've had super financial successes.

02:09:11.580 Trying to keep up with the Joneses is the most futile thing.

02:09:15.000 Oh, but it's fun for a while.

02:09:16.800 Of course.

02:09:17.300 No, everybody wants to have money.

02:09:18.380 Buy 16 dinette sets.

02:09:20.880 That has to be the most fun thing in the world.

02:09:22.920 It was so fun.

02:09:24.080 Buying furniture for multiple houses.

02:09:25.920 I bet that's the most fun thing. 0.97

02:09:26.820 It was so fucking fun. 0.98

02:09:28.200 Yeah. 0.97

02:09:28.560 It all ended up to be Costco, but oh well.

02:09:31.880 Costco is great.

02:09:32.980 Have you seen the Costco family?

02:09:34.480 You don't even know about the Costco family.

02:09:35.960 No, what about them?

02:09:36.740 Double chunk chocolate cookie.

02:09:38.020 There's a family that's famous, and all they do is go to Costco and eat at the food court, and they're super famous.

02:09:43.960 That's cool.

02:09:44.560 My granddaughter, you know what she calls it, Maisie. 0.99

02:09:46.760 Let's go to Costco and get our lady snack. 1.00

02:09:51.140 What does that mean, lady snacks? 0.98

02:09:52.580 Lady snacks where you get the free snacks.

02:09:55.260 Oh, because it's always ladies handing it out. 1.00

02:09:58.360 I can't believe you've ever seen the Costco dad.

02:10:01.420 I'm looking at it right now.

02:10:02.660 Have you not seen them either?

02:10:03.800 Mm-mm.

02:10:04.360 These guys are going, double chunk chocolate cookie, and it's his dad and this fat kid that I was a sad.

02:10:09.100 I looked exactly like I was a fat kid, just like this kid growing up, and they're just kind of like middle America. 0.70

02:10:16.140 That's what they're trying to represent.

02:10:17.540 But I think that's the biggest problem, too. 0.95

02:10:18.960 You were a fat kid? 0.97

02:10:20.340 Well, of course. 0.96

02:10:20.920 I played football, but you know what I mean.

02:10:22.220 Show this kid.

02:10:22.880 He's not obese, but he's just a chubbier kid.

02:10:25.080 What do I search? 1.00

02:10:26.260 Yeah, that kid's the worst fucking oppression on earth. 1.00

02:10:29.520 Oh, it's the worst. 1.00

02:10:30.420 It's worse than any kind of ethnic oppression.

02:10:32.840 And I have a high voice.

02:10:33.620 I used to say, you're Mickey Mouse when I was in the second or third grade.

02:10:36.480 Oh, no.

02:10:37.020 These people?

02:10:37.760 Yeah.

02:10:38.260 Oh, that's horrible.

02:10:39.740 They're on TikTok.

02:10:40.540 They got a million people on TikTok.

02:10:42.060 Look at their TikTok.

02:10:43.540 Are these them?

02:10:44.260 Yes, that's the dad.

02:10:45.240 Let's go shopping.

02:10:46.560 We're a Costco family.

02:10:47.900 How many of these things are you going to eat?

02:10:49.840 It's a double chunk chocolate cookie. 1.00

02:10:53.120 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:10:54.040 This is all they do. 1.00

02:10:54.900 Of course we have to try out the new furniture.

02:10:57.180 Get your feet off it there.

02:10:59.520 We're a Costco family.

02:11:01.560 He's not the only one that can lift these tires.

02:11:05.300 It's Roseanne and Dan.

02:11:07.060 Yeah.

02:11:07.880 We're a Costco family.

02:11:08.800 It's horrible.

02:11:09.980 I demand a percentage of their wages.

02:11:12.160 They stole you.

02:11:13.080 They stole your idea.

02:11:14.400 Whatever.

02:11:14.740 But they have millions of followers.

02:11:16.180 Of course they do.

02:11:16.720 Of course they do. 1.00

02:11:17.640 They just do stupid videos. 1.00

02:11:18.500 That's cool. 1.00

02:11:18.700 A Costco family is cool.

02:11:20.320 Yeah.

02:11:20.540 I know everything good to buy at Costco.

02:11:23.700 Like don't buy the steaks that are browner.

02:11:27.960 Because they've been sitting there too long.

02:11:29.840 That's a good note.

02:11:30.900 I know that.

02:11:31.440 I think that's a good note.

02:11:32.400 Get the red or pink or meat.

02:11:33.880 You know they say the red in the meat though is a dye.

02:11:36.460 That's not actual blood.

02:11:38.320 Really?

02:11:38.600 Well you don't want the blood.

02:11:39.820 You want blood free.

02:11:41.060 That's why you don't want the dark.

02:11:42.640 Because that's settled blood.

02:11:44.100 You don't want that for your family.

02:11:45.700 Yeah.

02:11:46.040 You're right about that.

02:11:47.120 You know that's why I just go out hunting and bag me a deer or a goat or a cow.

02:11:51.580 See that's the best.

02:11:52.500 That's the best meat possible.

02:11:54.380 It is.

02:11:55.080 Even these meat.

02:11:56.120 You know even the.

02:11:56.800 We get this meat.

02:11:57.720 Have you seen those videos too where they show fruit the banana can bend.

02:12:01.180 You know it's like.

02:12:01.880 It's like fake fruit.

02:12:03.420 It is.

02:12:04.240 All the food that we're getting.

02:12:05.120 It's GMO. 0.98

02:12:05.980 All the food we're eating is garbage. 0.98

02:12:07.660 I don't know what the hell we're going to do. 0.93

02:12:09.560 They say we have micro.

02:12:10.240 We're going to have to start eating each other. 0.99

02:12:12.280 Like Soylent Green is people.

02:12:14.280 Yeah but Soylent Green.

02:12:15.020 And then we're still eating all the nasty microplastics.

02:12:18.640 Yeah you are what you eat.

02:12:18.700 I know but that's the big rib is human meat.

02:12:22.980 And it's delicious.

02:12:24.140 And it's delicious.

02:12:25.080 It is good.

02:12:25.840 Soylent Green is good.

02:12:27.180 Yeah.

02:12:27.600 And so good for you.

02:12:29.860 And Adrenochrome is good.

02:12:31.140 That's where I want to be a Democrat.

02:12:32.800 Because my skin is.

02:12:34.860 What did I say?

02:12:35.920 It's a lot clearer.

02:12:37.120 Yeah.

02:12:37.360 And tighter.

02:12:38.200 Oh yeah.

02:12:38.460 Decidedly different.

02:12:39.340 You get the Adrenochrome for your skin.

02:12:42.060 You don't have to.

02:12:42.620 What else was the other thing?

02:12:43.340 You get a free trip to Epstein Island every year?

02:12:45.720 Yeah.

02:12:45.760 You don't have to worry about going to jail for committing a crime at all.

02:12:48.580 I can do anything I want and I'm above the law while I say no one is above the law.

02:12:54.160 And I have a democracy of having no democracy.

02:12:57.700 Yep.

02:12:57.960 Because they're destroying democracy when they ask for democracy and no democracy.

02:13:03.600 They just kicked Cornel West off the Pennsylvania ballot.

02:13:06.820 No, they did.

02:13:08.780 Cornel West, Jill Stein, RFK.

02:13:10.820 The party of saving democracy.

02:13:12.640 Wait, Jill Stein got kicked off?

02:13:14.100 They're trying to kick Jill Stein and RFK. 1.00

02:13:16.000 I hope they kick Jill Stein. 1.00

02:13:17.440 The Democrats are doing it. 0.96

02:13:18.280 But she's been running for president. 1.00

02:13:19.700 Fucking doctors have. 1.00

02:13:20.000 No, but my point is Democrats are like, this is going to siphon our vote. 1.00

02:13:22.780 So let's just kick them off the ballot.

02:13:24.120 That's the party saving money.

02:13:25.020 I knew that was coming.

02:13:26.480 Yeah, we know it's rigged.

02:13:27.320 I mean, Kamala Harris didn't get one vote. 1.00

02:13:29.060 I mean, they just chose her and she just got to be-

02:13:31.020 They had to.

02:13:31.700 She wouldn't have passed.

02:13:33.140 She's one of the worst candidates ever. 1.00

02:13:35.100 She's worse than Biden. 0.99

02:13:35.920 She's the total token.

02:13:38.520 She's only going to get 150 million votes, I think. 0.90

02:13:41.260 Did you ever deal with Gavin Newsom when you were in California?

02:13:43.560 Before?

02:13:43.940 I mean, we know he slept with his assistant's wife and he's always been his come back. 0.94

02:13:47.860 But did you ever-

02:13:48.360 And his wife slept with Blindstein.

02:13:49.100 Well, he's Nancy Pelosi's nephew.

02:13:51.200 Yeah.

02:13:51.920 You know, and Pelosi goes back to what's his name from Baltimore.

02:13:55.820 The Baltimore crime family.

02:13:57.060 Yeah, she's from a crime family. 0.99

02:13:58.840 The Bidens of Baltimore.

02:14:00.020 There's a guy on Twitter that he only follows her stock market picks.

02:14:03.640 And he's out-

02:14:04.260 Stock trader.

02:14:04.760 Yeah, stock trader.

02:14:05.360 And he's up like 3,000% or something on his investment.

02:14:08.600 Yeah, I follow the-

02:14:09.200 Nancy Pelosi's doctor.

02:14:09.620 She's the greatest of all inside traders.

02:14:11.860 She's the best.

02:14:12.600 She's the best doctor.

02:14:13.240 No, she's just really good.

02:14:14.500 She just knows what's going to happen.

02:14:15.180 But when she's like doing an interview and she's all drunk and the reptile in her comes

02:14:20.300 out and she's like- 0.99

02:14:22.300 And her eyes look weird.

02:14:23.900 She can't hold the human frame and her eyes get really big like that Adam Schiff realtor look.

02:14:30.640 And AOC has it too.

02:14:32.840 The MK Ultra eyes?

02:14:34.020 Yeah.

02:14:34.180 Their eyes look weird.

02:14:35.640 The reptile thing.

02:14:36.640 Well, and we don't even realize like they'll approve a company that can do all the government

02:14:40.300 lights in a city and they'll go invest in that company before they approve it.

02:14:43.640 You know what I mean?

02:14:44.060 Of course.

02:14:44.540 Companies that we don't even know.

02:14:45.420 And then they'll have a crowd strike blackout.

02:14:48.120 That's what's going to happen, I think.

02:14:49.440 I think they're going to-

02:14:50.000 I think so too.

02:14:50.800 She says there's no election.

02:14:52.080 She's got money on it with Malice on Tim Pool. 0.99

02:14:54.000 They're going to hack us or they're going to do something.

02:14:56.420 They're already hacking us all over the world.

02:14:58.680 They're hacking every grid.

02:15:00.520 And you said that-

02:15:01.220 And that's what they're going to say so they don't- because they're not going to get the

02:15:04.280 paper ballot.

02:15:05.240 And they're legally-

02:15:05.960 They're not going to get the mail-in ballot.

02:15:07.540 Well, they're legally allowed to hack us because we have the Patriot Act.

02:15:10.860 They can spy on us legally.

02:15:13.540 I think there's going to be a jihadist attack.

02:15:16.280 Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen.

02:15:17.620 I think there's going to be some sort of Palestinian- 0.96

02:15:20.040 My money's on that.

02:15:20.360 Where there's sales everywhere in America.

02:15:22.260 No, they're going to blow up.

02:15:23.140 It's going to be really bad.

02:15:24.180 It's going to be worse than 9-11 in every major city.

02:15:26.560 Yeah, it'll just-

02:15:27.200 I'm telling you this.

02:15:28.960 Jihadist coming. 0.99

02:15:29.800 I'm turning it back on itself and I can do that today.

02:15:33.480 Let's pray.

02:15:33.960 It's not going to happen.

02:15:38.020 None of their weapons formed against us is going to work. 1.00

02:15:43.060 You know, all their shit's going to go down. 0.99

02:15:45.860 Space Force will download it all. 0.99

02:15:48.140 I hope so.

02:15:51.460 People who are smarter than them know what they're doing.

02:15:54.460 They already got them in best.

02:15:56.760 They're bested.

02:15:58.100 I hope so.

02:15:58.900 Be best.

02:15:59.560 I hope so.

02:15:59.920 The best is yet to come and it did come and they're bested.

02:16:03.960 Should we go eat?

02:16:05.640 It's time to eat some dinner.

02:16:07.100 What about this?

02:16:07.760 But you are so wonderful.

02:16:08.940 I don't even know what we talked about.

02:16:10.620 We talked about it a lot, but I'm not as wonderful as you.

02:16:13.020 But I'm going to say, I know that you are working real hard to do your part for saving

02:16:24.020 our country.

02:16:25.640 And I really salute you for it.

02:16:27.280 Wow.

02:16:27.540 Because I know what your heart is and I love what you do.

02:16:30.780 Well, I really appreciate that. 0.99

02:16:32.100 Not trying to kiss your butt, though. 0.99

02:16:34.080 It's just an honor. 0.99

02:16:35.160 Go ahead.

02:16:35.620 I know, but it's an honor and privilege.

02:16:37.260 I would not even ever thought that I would be sitting in a room in Roseanne's house talking

02:16:41.780 to you.

02:16:42.660 And the fact that I've become good friends with Jake, it's almost twice you've been here.

02:16:46.860 It's twice.

02:16:47.800 I'm just saying it seems surreal.

02:16:49.360 But at the same time, reality is stranger than fiction.

02:16:52.380 So let's see what's in store.

02:16:54.600 We just need to keep mocking the people in power and see.

02:16:56.780 You know what I say.

02:16:57.480 Let's roll.

02:16:58.480 Let's roll.

02:16:59.700 9-11, baby.

02:17:00.640 And let's have a plan real quick.

02:17:02.240 If Kamala does get inserted.

02:17:04.900 Oh, God.

02:17:05.400 We need to.

02:17:06.340 Because if Trump wins, we're all going to be happy.

02:17:08.020 If Trump wins, it's going to be a civil war.

02:17:10.020 And if Kamala wins, it's going to be a civil war. 1.00

02:17:11.960 See, that's what I'm saying.

02:17:12.740 I want Trump to win.

02:17:13.540 I think Trump wins.

02:17:14.240 It might even be worse.

02:17:15.320 It's going to be worse.

02:17:16.220 Or it just might be accelerated.

02:17:17.380 The same outcome, but it'll be an accelerated outcome.

02:17:20.140 But we need a plan.

02:17:20.800 Let's just ask God to step in and have it be a smooth transition to power through the

02:17:25.520 people's will in the fact that they would have access to the information that people

02:17:31.480 in our government don't care if they live or die, in fact, prefer that they would die

02:17:35.880 and in suffering so they can make a profit on their treatment and sending their children 0.98

02:17:41.900 into war because they would prefer to have them killed them to give them a future job 0.88

02:17:46.540 with benefits, which they also could do. 0.99

02:17:49.680 But, you know, they don't do shit. 0.99

02:17:52.300 I've been praying every night. 1.00

02:17:53.180 And let's just pray that God hears us and he lets his intelligence descend to this stupid 1.00

02:18:01.540 sphere and lights it up. 1.00

02:18:03.180 Yeah, it's time.

02:18:04.240 We need God now.

02:18:05.780 We need your God.

02:18:06.700 Come on.

02:18:07.780 Come on down here.

02:18:08.900 We trust you.

02:18:09.520 We trust you.

02:18:10.080 Even if Kamala wins, I know this is your plan.

02:18:12.080 Well, I think in the battle of good versus evil, good wins.

02:18:14.740 Of course it does, always.

02:18:17.420 All right.

02:18:18.020 Well, let's pray for that.

02:18:18.860 And God is good.

02:18:20.040 God is good.

02:18:20.740 So you see my patience is growing thin

02:18:27.620 With this synthetic world

02:18:35.700 Their entrance makes the bingo balls rumble in fear.

02:18:43.040 The free space is free out of respect for them.

02:18:46.420 And their dabs are too fast for the naked eye.

02:18:49.360 They're not just grandmas.

02:18:50.960 They're grandmasters.

02:18:53.160 Betty.

02:18:54.120 Dolly.

02:18:55.160 Martha.

02:18:56.000 Queens of Delta Bingo.

02:18:57.860 Hollers of the Hall.

02:18:59.340 And they're here to teach the next generation of players.

02:19:03.260 Learn what it takes to be a bingo master at grandmasters.ca.

02:19:07.260 Must be 18+. 0.74

02:19:08.100 Play smart.

02:19:08.540 All right.

02:19:09.380 Call it to the Hall.

02:19:09.800 Okay.

02:19:09.820 Will you be Lord?

02:19:10.420 Save the roof off.

02:19:10.640 Thank you, everybody.

02:19:11.420 For the Crypt.

02:19:11.900 All right.

02:19:13.080 My re inst ado.

02:19:18.100 We'reQueenda.

02:19:26.280 So we like that.

02:19:26.460 All right.

02:19:26.980 My re Dude, I've been with that say..

02:19:28.920 Take it a minute.

02:19:28.980 All right.

02:19:29.920 Take it easy.

02:19:30.800 Take it easy.

02:19:33.140 Bye.

02:19:33.760 You're prepared.

02:19:33.940 Take it easy.

02:19:35.120 And tell me.

02:19:36.040 All right.

02:19:36.700 There's a lämicum.

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - August 29, 2024

The Return of Primetime Alex Stein ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #063

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