The Roseanne Barr Podcast - The Roseanne & Jamie Kennedy Experiment

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00:01:50.000 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.

00:01:51.880 We have got a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banger of a show today

00:02:04.100 in my quest of interviewing the greatest political minds that exist on the planet, comedians.

00:02:10.420 We have a great one today. It's going to be so fun.

00:02:13.540 Jamie Kennedy. Hi, Jamie.

00:02:16.200 Hey, Roseanne. How are you?

00:02:17.560 Good. How are you doing?

00:02:18.520 oh good what an intro i love that you get used to it she does every show the same i just love to go

00:02:25.800 flow you know in the flow i love it that's what i was going to show you about lord buckley because

00:02:30.860 he was all about the flow he did this one bit called the naz and he's like the cat he talks

00:02:37.560 like this the cat was so hip he was they called him the naz and he's like rewriting the new

00:02:43.960 testament it's just brilliant i'll play it for you but anyway so being comics i forgot this that

00:02:51.300 we had met at skank fest and i i sort of remember it was all a blur but jake said he met you at skank

00:02:58.720 fest because i bumped you off the show and i had no idea i had done that no it was first of all

00:03:06.680 it's thank you for having me and so you know because you were talking off camera you were

00:03:13.020 saying i was watching your tiktoks and i don't know any of your stand-up and i said well we did

00:03:19.160 a show together and you're like where and i was like skank fest and you're like we did and i'm like

00:03:26.060 you bumped me so it was it was already an amazing show and i think it was annie lederman and then

00:03:35.120 someone else and then ron white and she bumped him too i think you bumped ron and then you were

00:03:43.560 supposed to do 12 and you did 38 yeah and and people said what do you want to do and i said

00:03:50.260 i'm gonna watch yeah and i said she's a living legend she can do 112 oh you're so sweet it's the truth

00:03:58.140 and so you were there and then i waited and then i waited and then i waited and then um

00:04:08.440 and then tj miller and then i think and kurt kurt went up and then we were all in the back and you

00:04:14.400 were smoking with kurt you were talking we had a big conversation but you don't remember because

00:04:18.980 it was probably a good string and yeah he's got some killer pot amazing his comes from antarctica i think

00:04:25.940 what no we don't but you know what roseanne i'm just thinking about this adding to the list of

00:04:31.040 amazing bumps uh i was also bumped once by rodney dangerfield so this is these are honors to be

00:04:38.060 bumped by rodney by you i'm serious and i would i would watch four hours no because jerry said this

00:04:43.800 amazing thing this week seinfeld he said an amazing thing and i think that you will so appreciate

00:04:49.720 he said there's no respect for the history of hierarchy in the world now meaning like you know

00:05:00.280 everybody thinks i'm not doing it justice but he just said hierarchy is law authority

00:05:06.560 just a hierarchy like i i've you are one of my idols you are one of our mount rushmore comedians

00:05:15.540 oh thank you and when i started comedy i remember you were at the improv eating your own salad

00:05:22.600 and i said where i said is that roseanne they go yeah she's in the corner having a roseanne bar salad

00:05:28.420 and you were there i love that salad it's an amazing salad i've had it often and and george lopez was on

00:05:36.380 stage and he was working on a set for tonight's show and seinfeld was there talking this is the early

00:05:42.480 early 90s when i was an open miker and i think he was talking to mark schiff and then there was like

00:05:47.640 a whole class of other people that were openers over here and then there's open micers like me just

00:05:52.580 trying to sign up and no one ever mingled and there was a huge respect of different things i'm not saying

00:05:59.900 there isn't a respect now but since everything is social media we're all on the same pot and i think

00:06:05.580 people forget like that hello you're a what i call one of our you're one of our white pandas and that

00:06:12.820 means like a very rare oh thank you i know what that means yes you're a very rare like you know this

00:06:18.500 is among us so if you should walk in any club at any time get on do as long as you want

00:06:23.240 well i i have done that but i uh regretted it you know like i got real cocky in uh well i did it with

00:06:32.700 tony um hinchcliffe me and him we did two and a half hours that's amazing it was amazing and it

00:06:39.580 was so fun but he never shut up till i finally go shut up because i couldn't get a joke in for

00:06:46.500 two and a half hours i told about four jokes no i'm kidding but we had such a blast which is the

00:06:51.640 opposite of what happens when you go on uh kill tony where you talk the whole time and he has to tell

00:06:55.620 you to shut up can we talk about the bump real quick because it was a funny thing for me

00:06:59.720 when i was backstage with you and she was doing too long did you not notice i've always meant to

00:07:04.700 ask you did you not notice the flashlight they were shining i can't see well you went up oh dr

00:07:10.260 drew also went up and dr drew's like dr drew was there he's like she's running the light pretty good

00:07:16.480 and i go she's a living legend he goes yes she is so it was a mix of everybody but this is your third

00:07:22.020 line in don't you remember you're not gonna remember because i know you do a billion cents i forget

00:07:25.560 things too is you did i thought the bitch was why it's true i cried i cried and so roseanne i don't

00:07:36.880 have it on here because my phone's charging but my friend my friend uh my friend k francis made

00:07:43.200 he took ai and it and he put that music your line to like a hardcore i've seen this he hasn't put it

00:07:52.020 out yet maybe there's another one they did he put it out to like death metal and it's like

00:07:56.220 i thought the bitch was white i never heard it send that right now send that oh my god oh i gotta

00:08:03.840 send it to you i'm gonna put that in the show it's so funny i thought the bitch was white

00:08:07.580 god damn it i thought the bitch was white

00:08:12.280 fuck

00:08:14.300 i think it's the statement of the decade i i think about it agree i think it should be on shirts

00:08:22.260 i think it should be on fanny packs yeah i think it should be bumper stickers i think i'm it's so

00:08:28.060 funny because as i did think she was white so suppose she is white because she is you know mixed

00:08:35.260 yeah so say her white half just criticizing that half is what i was doing yeah criticizing her white

00:08:43.020 half so if people would go hey she was criticizing her white half then they might fucking get what the

00:08:49.540 goddamn tweet was about but yeah i give up hope because you know it was a anti-satanist tweet

00:08:56.020 and i heard you on jesse peterson and he was talking about you know god's real because you

00:09:01.720 can see how much evil there is out there right you said that i i said this and like like i i'll give

00:09:09.800 it to you simple i've never been like a religious person even though i was put through the catholic

00:09:15.300 school system as as you know you said the marriage industrial complex you can put that to the catholic

00:09:19.780 school industrial complex you're always good about naming complexes and i've never in my history

00:09:28.040 in 54 years have seen more blatant satanic symbols yeah now i'm friends with some rockers

00:09:38.100 and it's i don't worry about the guys that are like

00:09:41.120 that's a show yeah those guys go home and they order red lobster takeout yeah they cut the lawn

00:09:48.800 that's exactly that's cosplay okay right to me the real satanists are you have to watch rosemary's

00:09:56.640 baby again it's the neighbors and all bright colors and they go hello how are you today right and so

00:10:03.640 but i don't listen i'm not an expert on any of this but there is a spiritual warfare going on i'm not

00:10:10.460 crazy religious person i'm not only people that because i know but you can see i'm a rational person

00:10:14.940 you said in the music industry we can all see it what they're shoving it down our throat roseanne

00:10:20.360 you're older than me you know no disrespect have you ever seen as much not like this i mean it was

00:10:27.520 i know there was satanic panic of the 70s yeah but i'm what what here's why it's so blatant right

00:10:35.260 and i don't want to go down the rabbit hole but i'll keep it simple we do so when they take a pop star

00:10:41.600 okay who is light and bubbly yeah and the third sweet and innocent and the third album and

00:10:52.500 they're all sudden dark red red colors everywhere there's a whole thing with red doors watch people's

00:11:00.860 red doors you can look that red shoes all of this this red this satanic imagery and i always go to

00:11:07.200 doja cat because and this is not a disrespect to her i never met her she is great i think she's

00:11:11.960 awesome but her new song is an example of everything i think about because she was a hippie chick from

00:11:18.200 the valley cute and sweet real poppy okay and then the third album in she's dressed as a demon but like

00:11:27.660 not in a funny way there's blood in the video and then she's like she's the devil she's the devil

00:11:33.980 and it's all light and poppy but what's that doing it's the same guy that goes to his wife

00:11:40.420 and he goes i fucking love you so fucking much oh i fucking love you and because our idiotic society

00:11:48.380 goes oh it's words and they have no idea about subtext or undercurrent or reading the room so a

00:11:55.320 motherfucker says i love you honey and then he finds you know the wife's missing or the person goes

00:12:00.120 you know i fucking hate you so much but they're laughing words aren't the thing it's the intention

00:12:05.560 yeah that's exactly what's being subter uh under subterfuge so they're also trying to make it middle

00:12:13.160 they're trying to bring this radical idea and normalize it and run it right down mainstream

00:12:19.080 make main street for the kids they're after the kids i i agree and you know what it's like i want to

00:12:26.300 talk when i talk about this stuff it's like people are so judgmental and that's why i like to go in

00:12:33.320 it slow when you give people these ideas because there's they're freaked out but here's another great

00:12:37.360 example target target yeah we all go to target first of all target just look at target there's a new

00:12:44.540 target in hollywood why there's a lot of targets recently but if you look at target at night and that

00:12:49.720 red beaming and all that it looks a little weird like you can read into it right but now target did

00:12:56.180 this whole thing and i don't want to get people mad so i want to figure it out but i talked about my

00:13:01.980 podcast satan respects pronouns yes well said and i'm like wait what they did that you don't know

00:13:13.140 about that no oh god they had a whole clothing line for children from that from that little baby's age

00:13:20.040 that you were just holding that precious little baby in there your granddaughter up until like eight

00:13:24.600 and it had all of these like bright color cheery like baphomets and ball and lucifer and they were

00:13:35.000 but they were on these designs and it said satan respects pronouns and you know what goes along with

00:13:41.620 that and my first question is well i agree with that i think he does respect i do too well well i don't

00:13:49.860 even think well i don't think he cares about them i do do you know what i mean by that wait let me

00:13:55.620 finish what it was okay i'm sorry is that no no it's good is that they basically were saying this

00:14:00.440 thing with with you could have said anything you could have said spongebob respects pronouns snoopy

00:14:06.700 respects pronouns but they took the darkest entity in the history of our up of our world that's that's

00:14:12.000 what we were raised as right there's nothing more dark than saint yeah right um so that's what i'm like

00:14:17.220 this is no he's saying they actually marketed that they market it really did say satan well you know

00:14:22.460 they want to turn everything into backward day every day that's what i think yeah the upside down

00:14:27.900 the inversion but my question is so you do think saint respects pronouns are you being serious on that

00:14:32.620 yeah what do you mean what do you mean by that i think it's all his invention all this inversion

00:14:37.400 and the perverse reverse to undo common sense to undo common sense to to so subterfuge with him

00:14:47.220 families and communities he likes chaos thousand percent my question by the way how do you know it's a

00:14:54.100 he see you just assume satan's pronouns um but do you know what well actually i mean some people say

00:15:00.500 that it really is a woman no what it is is what you're saying and i i see what you're saying but i

00:15:05.500 actually have to disagree i agree with everything about the chaos but that's the whole thing it's it's

00:15:12.540 whatever you want to be that's what they say the rule of that belief system yeah no that's satanic

00:15:18.980 lore is that you do what you want do whatever you want the goal is the goal and whatever you got to

00:15:24.100 do to get there there is no good or bad it's just the goal right well the goal is that they want to

00:15:29.300 equalize men and women yes but they actually are doing a subterfuge of the equality of men and women

00:15:35.580 which is prophesied that's what happens when the messiah comes but they want to subterfuge that by

00:15:41.520 turning everyone into a man or a man or a man into a woman and erasing women yeah as a class and a

00:15:48.760 sex and a protected class that's really what they're doing and they're erasing women's rights rights to

00:15:56.460 property rights like it was in the feudal system they want to return to feudalism but what about men do

00:16:04.080 you think they're they're making men weaker yeah they're turning them to girls because they got

00:16:09.280 to equalize women more masculine men more feminine and then you get the baphomet yes right yes and

00:16:17.160 that's what where you say you know there's breasts but there's also hooves and there's there's a

00:16:23.320 wiener yeah it's a mix yeah there's a wiener there also could be something else down there you know

00:16:28.300 yeah there's always a wiener it's always about wiener rule in my mind it's like wiener rule

00:16:34.760 meaning wiener rules the world yeah it's a cockocracy i call it

00:16:40.880 it's such a double standard that whatever men do there's one standard of judgment but what if women

00:16:50.980 do the equal thing there's more time in prison it's true in really yeah i did not know that i don't

00:16:57.500 know if it's not equal in any way just just to clarify because i'm here to keep stuff on track

00:17:03.680 okay the trans there there are trans people that there are legit trans people 100 000 which we're

00:17:10.280 when we are talking about satan and the movement we're talking about the movement behind it not

00:17:14.280 individual transgender no we're talking about we didn't even i'm just talking about the tip of the

00:17:19.760 pyramid the spokespeople the people that are getting rich on the misery of people like themselves

00:17:25.960 and taking advantage of kids and get money right what wait what do you mean by that well because

00:17:31.560 everybody's talking that we're in a spiritual war and a civil war and everything like that but what

00:17:35.700 they fail to notice um tell me when i'm boring no i'm i'm listening i'm taking it in uh is that it's

00:17:43.900 all intra-war see how alert you are always reading that's comedy forever yeah it's intra-war like they've

00:17:51.920 got blacks against blacks they got jews against jews yes they have immigrants against illegal immigrants

00:18:00.060 they have whites against whites because it's always white people saying white people suck

00:18:05.400 if you notice that they have liberals like berkeley types yeah and uh then they have black people that

00:18:13.920 are married to white people saying white people suck too that's the other weird thing but it's all to

00:18:19.780 get at each other so they don't have to do much to get rid of us all right meaning the elites yeah

00:18:25.920 they want us busted down to feudal slaves all of us so the best way of doing that is turn families

00:18:32.040 against families yes right the breaking down of what you probably were raised with the traditional

00:18:37.960 family the trad you know what the trad wife is yeah have you heard of that mine was weird

00:18:43.680 but i know what you mean yeah that means traditional so the trad wife is the woman now

00:18:49.620 so the the kicker for the for the chiefs got in trouble because he made a speech if you know about

00:18:55.360 that yeah and he basically i didn't hear the whole speech but he's basically saying it's a yeah i don't

00:19:01.480 know maybe i don't know if he made all women breeders but he definitely well he's a christian that

00:19:06.420 was a christian college so he was giving a christian he was given a christian at a christian

00:19:10.500 college and the first the left one crazy do i think yeah he i mean he was he was saying hey enjoy

00:19:15.500 your feminism meaning be a woman enjoy being a mother um but i don't know if he said you know

00:19:21.120 you can't wear shoes he was like clean the house be a homemaker but but but people went crazy on it

00:19:26.320 but again like we have to look at things and look like as you do so brilliantly is nuance and that

00:19:33.060 nobody gets nuance at all which was my tweet they don't get well this whole movement is to take that

00:19:39.160 away at all roseanne what social media has done is given everybody a voice and a lot of people should

00:19:46.380 have laryngitis no shit right what a great line well i tell woke people you know take an ambien like

00:19:54.780 it's just there's because it shows you how much people don't have a sense of humor and sense of humor

00:20:03.100 is one of the seven forms of intelligence yeah and so you can think you're funny but until you get

00:20:08.980 around the real funny people and that's how you really learn but you can be funny in your office

00:20:14.840 but there's so many people that just aren't funny just like today i was on my way here and i stopped

00:20:20.000 at duncan i hope i'm not calling out this girl and she goes can you move closer in the drive-thru

00:20:24.200 and i do and i'm like this and she goes can you come closer and i go well can you reach she goes i

00:20:30.620 can't reach and i go well i'm reaching and she goes i i'm sorry i can't reach so then i open the door

00:20:36.580 and i still and then she barely reached i go you know we both have arms and she looked at me like i

00:20:42.280 was a psychopath just reach is that the drama that happened you were telling that was one of the dramas

00:20:47.580 i haven't plus i fucking know satellites out here i'm driving up here looking at my fucking abacus i

00:20:52.160 mean it's hard to get a signal out here yeah we're in the country this is good you're in a good spot

00:20:56.120 but there's no humor like people today a lot of people are like they're just angry they're angry

00:21:01.700 and they can't and they don't forgive this is like i did this whole rant no forgive no there's no

00:21:07.420 mercy none not when you're targeted speaking of target yes right yes once you're targeted and named

00:21:14.980 there's no mercy it's the jackboot time smashing your face right in the dirt like they're doing a

00:21:22.100 trump that's what i feel like they're doing to trump what do you think of this 43 37 37 whatever

00:21:29.020 it is i mean it's all bullshit there isn't even a crime i did a whole rant about it and i tried to

00:21:35.820 be very rational because i try to be like independent i want we have to coexist on this rock

00:21:41.940 you know what i mean and people are just going more divided so my opinion was

00:21:46.520 you can give trump and say he's got 37 things well i don't even know enough about it but i do know

00:21:53.740 that the things were misdemeanors some of them and then they made a law yeah they changed them felonies

00:21:59.400 they changed the law mid and they made the statute of limitations mid court which is insane okay so

00:22:06.880 let's just say he has i mean that's nazism that's not it's insane it's yeah you're correct it's

00:22:12.840 totalitarian and not yeah everything is communism the worst is nazism so he has the 37 and people get

00:22:23.180 real triggered so you gotta give him a bone and you gotta say okay so he's got 37 all right i'll give

00:22:28.360 you that maybe he's guilty of all 37 things i don't know all right tearing the tags off his mattress

00:22:33.060 yeah that's one so so i said that's fine if you're gonna do that but the all three letter agencies

00:22:45.820 the fbi the cia and the doj um there was two bags of cocaine in the lincoln room or somewhere in there

00:22:56.060 and that building the white house is the most secure the most documented the most filmed

00:23:03.020 place on the planet probably besides the kremlin and the vatican right would you agree with that i do

00:23:09.220 and so we have the most documented coke head on the internet besides tony montana right tony montana

00:23:21.060 is the number one coke head two is hunter biden right documented right and so hunter biden's worse

00:23:27.860 okay so let's give him number one i mean you're giving him the crown yeah over tony montana okay so

00:23:33.340 you're because tony ain't real tony okay so so you give and tony didn't film himself so you give him

00:23:39.820 the crown yeah so we have the most the most uh decorated coke head the son of our former our present

00:23:48.940 our present president and two bags of cocaine in the white house in the white house and the three

00:23:55.960 biggest letter agencies okay you might as well throw them aside in there okay there'll be the

00:24:01.640 fourth well they're part of the three i know what you're saying so you get the you have the most secure

00:24:07.080 in the world and not one shred of evidence one shred of whose cocaine it is at all i think it's jills

00:24:18.960 it could be no i'm kidding keep going but here's what i want to say and so i talked about this on

00:24:25.460 my instagram and i said trump's got 37 throw the every book at him can we look at this other crime

00:24:32.920 and just go why why is there no evidence of whose cocaine that was right and they just said oh we

00:24:40.980 investigated we couldn't find out yeah if they were like when biden stole all the documents and he

00:24:46.100 didn't ever have clearance to take because he wasn't even the president and they go ah he's old

00:24:51.160 but trump was the president and you know a hundred percent roseanne biden gave him the right to shoot

00:24:56.920 to kill if trump resisted you knew that right no yeah read it just no he included the right to use

00:25:04.480 lethal force if he resisted well if secret service showed up and they also did a no knock they showed

00:25:10.500 up in plain clothes and had the right to shoot so you're at mar-a-lago and all of a sudden 50 people

00:25:15.280 roll up dressed like me with guns but they're more hardcore than atf yeah these are x secret

00:25:22.200 service these are seals yeah so you're telling me no this is this is fact this came out they're not

00:25:27.940 seal no they're not seals but they have the intent they're not seals i don't mean that to the seals

00:25:31.540 i'm saying they have the intensity they're they're just they're not basic sheriffs they're way higher

00:25:35.680 right so you're telling me no disrespect to the seals okay yeah you can google it it's bad so

00:25:41.480 why isn't that talked about anywhere because the media is owned by the only media well we know yes

00:25:47.060 it's state-run media it's just like it is the kremlin yeah i mean this government is the kremlin

00:25:52.380 and they own the media so so on that point i i did this thing and i said you could trump can be guilty

00:25:59.040 of all these things but can we do that and i said can you just tell me in your heart of hearts that

00:26:04.720 you do not see a biased two-tier justice system and people went crazy people they could not

00:26:11.940 fathom the fact that well he's not up for being the president it's his son it doesn't matter a crime

00:26:18.760 is a crime if it's a jaywalk and it's a fucking how about they prove biden took millions from china

00:26:25.260 they proved that and from the ukraine too now he told the ukraine go ahead and attack russia

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00:29:18.880 he's like i'm not gonna win so we might as well fucking have nuclear war because i'm never gonna be

00:29:24.320 exposed me and hillary and obama and bush we're never getting exposed so let's blow up the world the

00:29:30.320 hunter biden laptop because trump might win don't forget that wait i know there's so many different

00:29:35.040 things going all day this thing you're saying i'm you're not the first person i've heard say this

00:29:42.320 are you really saying that yeah and order yes and order to never get exposed that's what they're doing

00:29:50.160 they'll blow the world up yeah that's why they haven't released the epstein list or any of it because

00:29:54.240 they're all on it and even worse yeah so my question is this do do where do they go do they go to their bunkers

00:30:04.080 yeah when you mean what you mean when they're blunt when the bomb hits you mean yeah they go

00:30:10.480 underground to the cities they've built with the space money there's underground cities what uh it's called um

00:30:18.480 it's called there's a term for it oh dumbs dumbs yeah that's where that's where they're all set up

00:30:24.080 with the money they stole from us to say we're going to the moon and all that shit scientologists

00:30:28.800 too they're building a spaceship underground yeah but uh not just well they're cia anyway so

00:30:37.360 yeah that's where they're going to go underground where i mean i've heard this but the way i i believe

00:30:41.760 all the way to antarctica i wait i know you're ahead of the curve with all this stuff so we have

00:30:48.400 to go slow for the the basics in here so where did you because this is so perfectly detailed and

00:30:56.640 makes complete sense to me you know all the wars we're fighting right now are subterranean did you

00:31:01.680 know that no yeah meaning all the wars we're fighting across underground yeah everything's underground

00:31:08.720 what like an example that's why

00:31:11.760 that's what putin is destroying in the ukraine all the underground labs you got to do an allegedly

00:31:17.600 mom i mean allegedly um this is her theory yes no wait so i read military i i read declassified

00:31:25.840 military stuff what do you get them you can't online online okay so i think that why would they put it

00:31:32.400 out if they don't want to declassify it's declassified who declassifies it trump okay so he did that

00:31:38.640 well a lot of people can declassify they have enough trump declassified did you see this new

00:31:43.760 thing that ai is going to do what and i want to go back to that because i don't want to lose our

00:31:47.520 thought is uh they're going to be able to unredact statements unredact oh yes you mean take away the

00:31:55.280 redaction yes it can oh my god that'll be fantastic unredact i just just saw last night yes

00:32:02.320 well people will not be denied unredactable so you can the redacting is now i don't even know how

00:32:09.040 they would do that but whatever that's well it's ai yeah but if it's a black or it would have to

00:32:13.680 fill in it'll be like jeopardy maybe it sounds like it would yeah i mean dude come on they could do

00:32:18.560 anything well they can i could assume what's in the black box but it won't know what's in the black

00:32:23.520 black box but maybe it can i mean i'm with you because ai is the devil so of course the devil

00:32:29.040 knows everything we're going all over the place but we do have to do ai versus ai you want to go back

00:32:33.520 to dumps so wait so i'm like a judge here under the under underground warfare warfare well the lab

00:32:41.440 things i heard that there's a ton of like there's a ton of like labs to do the um gain of function and

00:32:46.400 all that stuff so it started in ukraine then they send it over to china so yeah i mean there was a

00:32:53.360 thing today i was watching on the plane to come here did you see that it's pelosi and and uh carrie

00:32:59.040 and i can't remember who else's son is over there owning them labs with our tax money well they're on

00:33:04.480 the board of burisma i did not see that yeah burisma i did hear that and they're subsidiary subsidiaries

00:33:12.080 subsidiaries which are pharma but there's not just you you said all warfare is being done underground

00:33:18.800 you have to explain this oh yeah yeah all warfare not all but most warfare is being fought to blow up

00:33:24.880 tunnels that's why they're in god that's why israel went into gaza and rafa there are to expose the

00:33:30.880 tunnels and they expose the holy hell of them you'll never hear any of this on on the news but uh you know

00:33:38.480 you know you know 500 three to five mile long tunnels like we have here from coast to coast yeah um for

00:33:48.320 moving uh you know illegal things and children yeah and human slaves and organs and all the things they

00:33:56.560 make money on drugs weapons you know it's the cartels they own our country so you're saying that those

00:34:05.120 tunnels have been exposed yeah they've been laid bare in gaza and it's just amazing if you go online

00:34:11.280 and read about those tunnels in gaza under every elementary school in children's bedrooms under every

00:34:17.840 hospital is a terror tunnel that all leads it this is what they just exposed in rafa and the rafa gate

00:34:25.520 that egypt keeps those people who are mostly egyptian they won't tell you that but uh they mostly came

00:34:32.000 from egypt in the 60s to take jobs in israel but anyway um right under that rafa you know barbed wire

00:34:41.840 where they don't let none of their own people back in is a tunnel that runs right under it so they'll

00:34:48.960 bring people in and out of egypt to get you know replenish weapons and drugs and so you're saying

00:34:55.440 and israel laid them all bare when they say it destroyed gaza no it didn't it's like about a

00:35:02.240 10 square block area where all the tunnels were and the same in rafa they say oh it's

00:35:08.160 children well that's because they put them kids there but they took people to safety and warned

00:35:13.840 them to leave before they did it and the whole aim of it was to expose those tunnels of terror

00:35:19.840 and man do they go everywhere from iran everywhere so we can see the uh blueprint of how terror works

00:35:28.560 to control the world including in our own country so this it's a huge huge thing that these people

00:35:35.680 who built those tunnels and make a lot of you know go from like what their salary is what 150 000

00:35:42.160 pelosi a year who owns vineyards and is worth 250 million with their insider trading that they're

00:35:48.640 allowed to do because they passed that law but you know they're just thieves and prostitutes hired by

00:35:54.240 lobbyists that run our government and they all work for cartels mostly or they are the cart or they

00:35:59.760 are the cartel it's just organized crime a lot of people think cartels just you know mexican street

00:36:05.520 gang no it's rico it's in senate it's in congress rico cartel it's criminals it's uh you know the

00:36:12.240 mafia right in many guises all over the world but uh yeah when we see how it works and how this

00:36:22.240 you know i hate to say octopus because nazis always called jews the octopus but these tunnels are

00:36:29.760 the tentacles of an octopus that exists for the worst most nefarious satanic devil

00:36:37.280 uh evil destruction of human beings ever worse than ever before including back in the medieval

00:36:48.400 times they just perfected it these type of people that are nothing but criminals and

00:36:54.880 they're tuned into the lower

00:36:57.360 shit you know that's all they care about me me me me me me me you know there's no us there's no

00:37:04.480 empathy there's no love there's no connection to anything living they hate living things those

00:37:10.800 are just shit they can torture and feel powerful they hate life you know what do you think jamie

00:37:18.880 what are you thinking i mean we we jumped down i said we'll go slow to the rabbit we don't go slow

00:37:24.160 here this is our podcast oh i live down there she is the rabbit hole wait so wait so let me ask you

00:37:31.920 you didn't say allegedly with any of that allegedly allegedly well there wasn't anything to say

00:37:36.800 these are just my ideas i want to go these are just in my head oh how i see but a lot of it was true

00:37:43.120 i want to go back to the tunnel thing yeah that is a that is that is a factual thing because i haven't

00:37:49.440 heard i haven't seen that anywhere what what specifically are you asking is meaning that you

00:37:53.920 said all these tunnels were exposed and there are tunnels and and israel exposed them a lot of them

00:37:59.360 were so how come how come the media didn't say that because the media is pro israel wouldn't you

00:38:04.000 say no no oh it's not oh no the left hates it it used to be oh it used to be okay it did in the 50s

00:38:10.880 you haven't noticed the change in the media coverage of israel uh i noticed that the number

00:38:16.720 one thing you couldn't do how can i say this you can't uh that is that you can say what the number

00:38:23.200 one like if you're gonna go on the oppression matrix yeah in hollywood the number one oppressed

00:38:30.080 was the jew that's changed you could never but now the jew seems uh higher up and then and now it's

00:38:38.640 i don't know the jews are white uh colonizer now yeah they're getting criticism yeah yeah which they

00:38:44.640 never got in hollywood i remember like it was no joke everyone jokes about everybody but i'm saying

00:38:49.280 it was like that was like no you don't know you don't say this and now there's underneath is that's

00:38:56.320 all they said jews ran the media up until probably 15 years yes but that that's what i'm saying is

00:39:01.280 that you could make jokes and all this stuff but the the jewish jews were were the most they were the

00:39:09.280 most uh how can i say they won the victim i would i would say protected but just that you everybody was

00:39:15.040 too sensitive well everybody was like hey you know we have to respect the horrible history of what

00:39:20.720 happened to the jews and now i feel like people are like ah yeah so so you got raped so get over it

00:39:29.280 so it's and now the newer more oppressed is i guess gaza well well that's what they want us to think

00:39:37.120 they you know it's all like all of us are of course any kind of human suffering is horrible and

00:39:42.960 unnecessary and i think all war is unnecessary too we're way past that come on so wait rosane so

00:39:49.760 you say so much you gotta go slow because i like to i like to really examine things but i like what

00:39:55.440 you're doing have you noticed you can't really critique the muslim brotherhood or islam anymore

00:40:01.040 that's who you can't critique you see a difference in the last five ten years uh yeah okay that's all

00:40:06.480 but yes well here's here's the thing is that i was driving here and i was thinking no group

00:40:15.200 or gender or person should be beyond reproach right that's right 100 and so because that's feudalism

00:40:22.240 when you can't say the emperor is naked well and and i was thinking of a joke on the way here and i i

00:40:27.600 know lots of trans people and you have to live your truth or whatever my whole thing is like i hate that

00:40:33.680 if you make a mistake you know there's no like forgiveness of like hey you know you're right

00:40:39.200 i'm a cisgender white piece of shit i'm like oh hold on you had a beard i'm sorry i didn't know you're

00:40:43.920 a woman you know what i mean yeah like we're learning these things i'm no disrespect but i was thinking

00:40:49.200 like trans are kind or like the jews like you couldn't really make jokes about jews right do you

00:40:54.960 you agree with that they would get sensitive yes oh um i'll let you know i'm asking a jew yeah

00:41:00.720 well well and now trans i thought were like that where you could make we always make fun of we make

00:41:07.120 jokes but you have to respect certain things that were very dark in the history of you couldn't you

00:41:13.120 couldn't say if you said jews ran the media or anything everybody said that no but when you i've

00:41:19.280 seen this i'm being more objective when i've seen in the last 20 years you you were kind of jumped

00:41:23.360 on as anti the term anti-semitic everyone else is racist well that's the new racist

00:41:28.240 but what i'm saying is there used to just be like racist or prejudice but anti-semitic had its own

00:41:32.800 term tm that was unique to the jews no one else could claim that except because it's the only hate

00:41:38.000 that wants total annihilation what i'm saying is people hate blacks but they don't want to totally

00:41:43.840 wipe them from the earth yeah but that's just called racism has annihilation that's cool i understand

00:41:49.040 but i'm just saying they were a little bit jews were a little bit more sensitive about being

00:41:53.920 joked about 10 15 years ago well i hung out with jews and we told the worst jokes about jews as anybody

00:41:59.920 yeah but if you had a white guy come in well we wouldn't take it out of our group just like black

00:42:04.000 people tell the worst about their group in groups but they don't go tell white this is an interesting

00:42:09.520 thing right well no i i have a good point i have i have to i agree but i disagree i agree with what

00:42:16.080 you're saying but i'm just saying there was a because you just said the muslim brotherhood thing

00:42:22.160 by the way we're really good welcome to the rosie and bar podcast so no i disagree white we're just

00:42:29.040 sharing ideas white white would make jokes about blacks blacks would make jokes about whites

00:42:35.040 asians always got shit on mexicans always got shit on jews got shit on up until a point by other jews

00:42:42.160 usually and not on jews right i think that i've heard jew jokes but of course you have i'm not

00:42:48.960 saying i'm saying it was sensitive would you agree it was a little sensitive i've heard the worst of

00:42:53.520 course but uh well i agree with you are you talking about in the media yes well just no okay here's an

00:43:01.040 example our your tweet you got canceled because was your tweet they said it was racist okay so okay

00:43:09.760 here's an example how can i do this do you think gina carano should have been canceled no no no one

00:43:16.560 should be canceled exactly right no one should be can no one should be canceled if they apologize

00:43:22.320 okay do you think what she did was so bad that she should apologize she she made an equivalence of

00:43:27.920 something and it really pissed people off she equivalent she equivalent equal false equivalency

00:43:34.400 false equivalence she said something about the um the holocaust which is the thing you should not

00:43:40.960 fuck with and yeah you shouldn't tell jokes about that she didn't tell a joke but she was just talking

00:43:45.040 about i know everything about how lockdowns and such were although i do know a great holocaust joke

00:43:52.640 it's so it's so funny and this is one of these are jokes i heard but it's like uh three jews are

00:44:00.320 blindfolded it's the holocaust and they're going to get shot by the nazis you know and uh so they go

00:44:06.000 do any of you of course this would never happen that they'd say do you have last wish because they

00:44:10.240 just shot him but the joke goes do you have any last wishes and one of the guy goes i i'd like to have

00:44:16.800 a cigarette and the other jew goes don't make trouble that's funny wait are we doing these

00:44:26.080 jokes yeah this is one of the early ones was uh a priest and a rabbi are on a corner and they see

00:44:33.840 a 10 year old boy i know it's my favorite no i love this joke they'll finish it okay and the priest

00:44:40.800 says let's fuck them and the rabbi says out of what yeah i mean those those are like fourth grade

00:44:47.200 jokes i heard i love this my favorite joke this one was a a priest a minister and a rabbi yeah uh

00:44:54.080 they're talking about how they give charity uh the priest goes oh well we give 10 off the top whatever

00:45:00.640 we earn oh everybody that's a good idea then the minister well you know we pass around the hat

00:45:06.480 uh every sunday at church the jew we throw all the money up in the air we figure what god wants

00:45:13.440 he'll keep and what comes down is ours mine are too dark for you guys i think so wait i have my

00:45:20.880 thought i just had my thought okay it's like this here's can i say this now we should get off this

00:45:26.480 topic because a simple dissipate hate and the only thing that can do that is laughter yes and we are

00:45:33.200 here to increase love and dissipate hate and that's why we're comics am i right a thousand

00:45:37.520 percent what were you saying oh i was just saying is that great point that's amazing i want to comment

00:45:42.400 on that on the jewish thing to end that topic is i do feel that sometimes if you said certain things

00:45:48.480 and you're like hey man the fuck it give me that deal point you took an extra deal point they go

00:45:54.480 oh you you fuck you're anti-semitic like there was a there was a sensitivity there do you agree with

00:46:00.080 that i guess so okay well i always said i always said no you of all people no but i always because

00:46:09.280 i always said to my lawyers and my agents you jew bastard get me that fucking money right i mean

00:46:16.640 that's how we talk to each other we can't do that outside ours but i always go you jew bastard too

00:46:23.280 it's like the n-word anyway all i'm saying is i always knew that the jewish people were very much

00:46:29.200 you do not say certain things you don't fuck around and no we don't we're she can't i'm with

00:46:35.280 you understand what i'm saying of course i'm with you i don't how about this how you talk about trans

00:46:39.280 now i have to be very sensitive that's how it used to be for non-jews oh for non-jews yeah okay i

00:46:44.800 totally agree oh i totally get it this is what i okay geez that took us a thing i get it i'm sorry i

00:46:51.440 i didn't get it but every group could make fun of blacks yeah well no oh i never make

00:46:55.520 oh rosie every group every group makes fun of mexicans asians got shit on what i'm saying is

00:47:01.680 that's what i'm saying it was in the group it was in the jews can do it but no one else you're like in

00:47:06.720 the 80s 90s you're talking yes fair enough so now i feel that i get it palestinians or the gods or

00:47:13.840 whatever over there they're the new jew meaning that you cannot right the oppressed that's super

00:47:19.840 oppressed it's like the richard prior bit the colonizing the new and which and i don't even

00:47:23.440 know enough about it i mean people are getting canceled just for even talking about that i

00:47:27.040 don't even know enough about the shit but it's like how i can't even begin to talk about that

00:47:32.000 because i don't know how do you resolve something i've never seen anything in my entire life in this

00:47:37.600 business 35 years okay where if you even i know people that are hardcore jewish and i know other

00:47:45.120 people that are muslim okay and there are people there's just not even a starting oh if you don't

00:47:54.720 just go absolutism on some of these things it's a non-starter yeah but with me with my muslim friends

00:48:00.640 we're we're like me and my jewish friends we're like you're this and that and why do you do it in

00:48:05.760 this and that because they can talk but yeah we have common ground yeah oh there's there's the basic

00:48:11.200 what's being presented in the media is zero common ground of course well they don't want none of us to

00:48:16.240 yes have any connection to anyone else because we might defend them right yeah so you you said

00:48:24.080 something so deep and i don't want me to interview you but what do you think is going to happen then

00:48:28.640 in november because you're only presenting like i agree with you i've never been so lucky to be a

00:48:34.080 comedian i hate labels i've never seen audiences so hungry to laugh i know isn't it great and you

00:48:41.040 can tell me better than i because you have a longer career yes it's incredible i never seen

00:48:44.560 nothing like it okay that's incredible that's incredible because i'm not crazy then and so

00:48:49.840 thank you it's almost like a gospel of like they're like please and i want it when i go up there

00:48:55.040 i don't do some dark jokes unless i really have them couched in some sugar because i don't want to ruin

00:49:02.160 their day i want people people are dying for an escape and i want to give it to them i feel bad

00:49:07.520 that you know plus the fucking eggs are nine dollars and their fucking gas is 25 bucks and

00:49:12.640 it's like i want they're spending a lot of money so i want them to feel good yeah so you're on the

00:49:19.520 belief of that i am that we cannot that we are almost doing this i feel like we're the political

00:49:27.520 voice of today yes that's why i wanted to talk about all this with you because we're the only truth

00:49:32.080 tellers i agree we're not like politicians or nothing we can go deep and we can you know talk

00:49:40.480 to people and you know it's just our task right now is like and we have to we do have to nobody else

00:49:48.320 is doing it we have to i agree with you rosanna like i agree with you like and people i've never had

00:49:54.000 in my shows like people come up to me i do have some people walk out when i do certain jokes about

00:49:59.680 politics and i have other people that go i just love you like keep pushing keep pushing and i'm not

00:50:06.640 trying to be an asshole i'm trying to find the common ground of unity yeah and i i do feel people's

00:50:13.760 desperation of let's connect and i've never felt that before until recently yeah i really feel that

00:50:19.920 too it's beautiful it's like i also feel that they're like well because they've known me for a long

00:50:25.680 time and i'm kind of grandma now you know so they're like knock it down grandma let's burn the

00:50:32.000 bitch down that's how i feel when i go on i'm like i wished i was old for longer i wish i'd been old

00:50:39.440 since my 30s you know you know what i mean no it's your knowledge and your wisdom well i look at you

00:50:46.320 but just like what they're what they let me say well i don't think there's a lot of people that don't

00:50:51.520 want to let you say this stuff you have tons of pushback but what i love that's why you're so brave

00:50:56.400 because you just keep going you don't give a and you have blazed the trail and made it people like

00:51:02.240 you've empowered people like me you know what i'm saying thank you more so today because you're

00:51:07.120 holding a flamethrower and you're going i mean you went up at skank fest and comics that are 20 to

00:51:17.040 your age and and older and you fucking said the most edgiest shit of anyone and you fucking blazed

00:51:24.720 and burnt that motherfucker down i wanted to show them kids here's what you do yeah and i was like

00:51:30.240 you know uh because i felt sorry for him that they was being so squashed and you know i felt like

00:51:39.920 here comes granny you were gonna show you you weren't you're you're so highly respected it was

00:51:47.120 wonderful it was it's incredible i was the skankiest skank of all that's why the festival's so beautiful

00:51:54.640 because it brings all different types of people wasn't it great it was incredible from the edgiest like

00:52:00.320 hardcore new york comics to to media like you you're a legacy media superstar you know i've had success in

00:52:08.560 legacy media but i also play in you know edgy comedy club so it's a mix so it's like they brought

00:52:13.920 everybody in you know it was so fun it was amazing just to look out there and see you know i love the

00:52:20.080 mix when it's every color shape and size and age i love that more than anything in the world because

00:52:25.520 it feels like uh and naturally inclusive they just want it's funny yeah it came in all shapes and sizes

00:52:31.680 and genders and whatever it's yeah some people you know some people uh in drag and some people

00:52:38.880 trans i like when you can't tell the difference between anybody laughing it's just one great sound

00:52:45.360 yes that's a that's an alchemic thing you know that comedy brings the world and we all have to

00:52:53.040 thank mitzi shore because she was really the mother of it all you know uh really in so many ways i like

00:53:00.400 what you're saying about the alchemy of laughter can you go into that a little bit more i thought that

00:53:04.640 was so well you know laughter does heal and so everybody laughing with each other is the way to

00:53:09.440 dissipate hate like i said before right so instead of being angry and woke which means angry and tight

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00:56:01.760 for way different reasons than i ever did it before really what one was the first of all when did you

00:56:07.120 know you were funny nine ten class getting in trouble saying something the whole class laughs

00:56:17.840 or catch so i was like oh okay that worked teacher got more mad acceptance from peers and my mother

00:56:25.440 uh was like you know she was like fancying herself a little regal which she was and i was kind of an

00:56:32.080 accident five or six years between me and my last sister there was a bunch of they were all closer in

00:56:37.600 age and i took magic classes as a kid and she had these little like brunch sessions and finger sandwiches

00:56:45.840 and i'd come down she dressed me up put me in the penguin suit you know a little and i'd do like

00:56:50.720 the little ball trick and the cards and then and she'd wheel me off again that's like why i figured

00:56:56.080 out the other day why i like quiche because i ate a lot of quiche when i was like 10 with all these old

00:57:00.000 ladies and and they would laugh you know sometimes they thought i was crazy and then i was as i was older

00:57:06.800 i think it was in junior high-ish area where i just made like a really one of the prettiest girls laugh

00:57:16.800 and i said there's something going on here because i was starting to hit puberty and and it wasn't so

00:57:22.000 much that she said it was funny she's like you're crazy she's like you're crazy but i could see the

00:57:28.960 excitement in her eyes and she could see and this was like this really hot girl and i was like i don't

00:57:34.880 know what's happening but there's something here with being able to disarm a woman through laughter

00:57:41.600 you know what i mean and then it goes you know to people you can disarm an assailant with laughter

00:57:47.360 you can disarm a bank loan officer with laughter you can disarm you know i've had weird things in my

00:57:52.880 life happen to me you can you need to get on an airplane the gate agent you know try to make them laugh

00:57:58.480 to get make sure they keep the plane so that became a tool and so it started probably nine and

00:58:05.120 but when i started comedy like what i was saying earlier

00:58:10.080 i never i had tons of heroes that were comics i've never forgot one year show debuted 1985

00:58:19.760 bears super bowl abc 39 years ago on abc you came after the bears it was an amazing super bowl it was

00:58:27.280 the year of uh super bowl so that's right and you came on and it was you know you did like 40 million

00:58:33.200 or something it was yeah wait and you get 89 maybe not to ruin your memory yeah maybe it was 88 it was

00:58:40.320 80 okay so maybe it wasn't the bears that it was like it was a super nine it was yeah it was a super

00:58:45.520 bowl and yeah you did a huge number and you were born and at that time because you

00:58:52.400 i mean you you the lineage was to me lucille ball mary tyler moore you yeah but marlo thomas was in

00:59:01.280 there too remember that marlo and obviously joan rivers but i'm saying from tv yeah you know i'm

00:59:05.680 saying and there's different like we you know different other people i'm leaving out but and

00:59:09.600 then so what was the the goal when i came out to hollywood was you and then tim allen yeah blazed it

00:59:16.160 abc is the hottest place in the world and then fired both of us it's insane and then ellen this

00:59:23.440 is what i said i don't want to lose my thought but like that's why i said this is how crazy the world is

00:59:27.280 when tim allen and you are considered like these crazy right wingers it's like you used to be on a

00:59:35.280 set in burbank yeah we work in hollywood with gay straight black white trans you know filipino uh

00:59:42.160 gluten free whatever you want to say we all got along we all went to the same fucking emmys parties

00:59:47.280 right people all did the same coke you know or whatever i mean there was no it was everybody did

00:59:53.440 their thing but we could still coexist at the craft service table right exactly that was it so when i

00:59:59.760 started not to make a long story short is that every comic was looked upon as to get a holding

01:00:04.880 deal because they wanted to find the next roseanne the next tim allen next ellen the next um grace

01:00:09.680 under fire uh brett butler brett butler and so that's why i started wow because but i love comics

01:00:18.640 i was raised on you as eddie murphy rodney richard you know george carlin and then once i got attention

01:00:25.520 i didn't get a show i had a couple pilots then i got really busy as an actor but then my agent started

01:00:31.600 sending me off to colleges and corporates and i just it went from being seen

01:00:36.320 to to then having enough time to make a lot of money so i would do tons of colleges and i woke you

01:00:45.040 know god rest his soul bob bob sag let me open for him at some colleges so that's how i my 15 became 18

01:00:51.280 you know and craig shoemaker and you know um rick overton and these different guys and then i love it

01:00:57.920 it's amazing and i crap crap crap so then it was money for a while and then do a couple specials

01:01:07.200 and then it just got like cold and weird from the transition from like dvd sales to social media

01:01:13.680 and then with podcasting it became a new form again yeah that's how i feel too exactly and then with

01:01:22.000 the fucking ruler's thumb on our necks yeah and me like wanting to go in for a tnt show and they

01:01:28.400 said well jamie's not really gay you can't go in for a gay guy and they said well he can act gay

01:01:34.160 and they go we want an authentic gay man and my agent's like i don't know what he does at seven

01:01:38.800 you know whatever he could at 7 p.m to get you know what i mean like and they wouldn't see me so with

01:01:44.480 the changing of that like but yeah and every straight guy is played by a gay guy yeah 100

01:01:50.400 that's a clip that's a short but they don't know it they can't tell yes but um anyway but then all

01:02:05.200 the stuff happened and then the pandemic and so probably since 2017 i've become a different person

01:02:10.960 like i've just been like i call it the great white wokeness of 2017 and i'm like the great

01:02:17.520 white what the great wokeness oh the great it started with you know of with cosby who's a little

01:02:25.040 before that and then harvey and i'm not saying those guys should not be exposed 100 they should

01:02:31.600 you're talking about the me too move me too started it but then mike tyson calls it the you

01:02:36.880 too yeah i love that i think that's very apt yeah that's the you too movement that's

01:02:46.400 dead on dead on well they also when it started we we exposed monsters right yeah but there was

01:02:54.320 also some over correction yeah and it was for some of us it was like yo what about you

01:02:59.520 movement you know what i mean like so so but then that was wait a minute you was over you went over to

01:03:05.360 his house at 3 a.m wearing only a mink coat i thought it was a job i thought it was an audition

01:03:12.720 tell him your uh i thought it was an audition two horrors thing you got in a lot of trouble for that

01:03:16.800 one oh i got it i gotta hear these me too whores i said that i got in trouble yeah well they said he

01:03:24.560 they they said that harvey jerked off on a in a palm tree yeah a plant a planted palm really yeah

01:03:31.120 yeah but then you could go a palm tree um oh yeah he would make women watch him jerk just like uh

01:03:37.760 what got louis in trouble but louis at least asked oh wait so they wanted to be part of louis

01:03:43.040 will you move the mic yeah they wanted to be part of louis sexuality so you got in trouble for what

01:03:49.280 which time because i said these me too whores right no you said these two whores go up to

01:03:56.160 a hollywood executives i know what women do to get a job i mean i've been in show business a long

01:04:02.080 time i couldn't even friggin believe the shit i've seen believe it that i've seen it and then turn

01:04:08.880 around you know they're two-faced can you have you ever shared one of those stories you don't have to

01:04:14.000 name a name share one because i'll tell you one too uh don't say names well you know come back

01:04:22.720 she just said every politician lives underground but she won't use the name for this well i'm

01:04:26.800 trying to think of the worst one not the ones you don't have to go to the worst go to a mediocre

01:04:31.040 one yeah well that you know you know they lie and say you know we were going out you weren't going

01:04:39.280 out you were go you weren't dating the guy come on oh you wanted a job oh oh they were going out

01:04:47.200 yeah yeah you blew the fucker for a job we hooked up the blow is a big thing yeah it's big the blow

01:04:53.680 right he did he was into here's the thing they'll do anything men will do anything and women will do

01:05:00.480 anything i have a question but then it takes a certain kind of narcissism to turn around and go

01:05:04.960 i was victimized but when you see hey i can get a lawyer and get a payout

01:05:08.880 uh i and i'm an actress i was you know so hello i'll get a career out of this when they see what a

01:05:18.000 great actress i am too on the uh when they televised the trial you know like johnny depp's wife i mean

01:05:26.160 yeah ember heard when she's like he was come on yeah i mean it's just a certain level where

01:05:33.440 you are a narcissist and all they do is lie narcissists all they do is lie all they fucking do

01:05:43.200 is lie so when a lot of women are narcissists especially that comes to hollywood thinking they're

01:05:50.400 better looking than everybody in their and their dog and sometimes they are and i've known a lot of

01:05:56.880 women narcissists believe it i've seen them and they're like this one that was on my show and then

01:06:02.560 she got her own show nameless remain nameless so i was over there at some to do that somebody asked

01:06:11.200 me to go to and everybody was there and she comes up to me like this and uh i thought she was gonna go

01:06:19.040 hi roseanne it's so lovely to see you and thank you for putting me on tv before anybody or something

01:06:25.440 you know like that she comes up and she goes you're the person who gave me my first job

01:06:34.960 and it blew my mind didn't say hi didn't say your name no i didn't know who other than that didn't

01:06:41.280 know my name or nothing and that was a good one she was a guest on your show yeah and then she blew

01:06:49.360 up yeah because yeah she got her own show off it you're the person that gave me my first job you

01:06:58.720 can't figure it out either like like kind of like this aren't you lucky to know me like that you don't

01:07:05.120 want to you don't want to name this person i'm not going to push it okay you said the craziest

01:07:08.880 craziest shit but there's two things she won't talk about jews and actresses i'll talk about

01:07:15.760 well she'll tell you off there she said the craziest shit she doesn't want to name some

01:07:22.160 fucking actress i don't know i can't remember she had her own fucking show so fucking what i can't

01:07:29.360 remember her last name but rosey o'donnell first name is jenna oh jenna elfman yeah she oh you're

01:07:36.080 saying so you're saying this is jenna elfman yeah okay now for the jews i've got the best jew jokes

01:07:44.640 no because i've already canceled because he said this stuff no tony hinchcliffe he said he went up

01:07:50.080 after me one time he goes you'll hear her take down monsanto she'll talk about the democrats but

01:07:56.960 you'll never hear her put down her own people but jews so i said you're on bitch so i came back

01:08:05.760 with just you know the best jew jokes ever yes and uh i did them everything's up for jokes or else

01:08:15.120 it's a goddamn fascist world including the jews including these uh you know crazy liberal jews

01:08:22.480 they're my favorite oh my god the crazy liberal jews the hamas jews i can't fucking take it can we go

01:08:30.800 back to the actress yeah wait so you said it was jenna

01:08:35.760 i like jenna i don't really know her that well maybe she had a bad day uh uh narcissists never

01:08:43.520 have a bad day as long as they have supply people to admire them they never have a bad

01:08:49.200 fucking day you have a bad day because they never return anything but you know they never have a bad

01:08:55.440 fucking day that's deep she's you are you are you are a sage that's what i love you are such a

01:09:01.920 fucking buddha i talk out of my ass no but your ass is knowledgeable well i've lived through it all i

01:09:08.320 lived in hollywood for almost 40 years of these motherfuckers i had to listen to their shit like

01:09:14.000 roseanne would never do that in the in the fucking producer's office roseanne would never do that i'm like

01:09:20.240 huh i'm fucking roseanne what are you talking you're talking out your ass i'm fucking roseanne

01:09:25.280 i do that every goddamn two minutes what do you mean roseanne would never do that i have to comment

01:09:29.760 on that but i gotta go back to the actress thing i'll keep you but wait a second that so happened to

01:09:34.960 me i have one i did a show my show we did a prank show and it was awesome it was so fun to do classic

01:09:42.560 but it was intense because we had a lot of moving parts and it was with real people and it was a

01:09:48.800 great show i loved it classic it's a lot coming from you that means a lot when that when that

01:09:53.200 shit squirted you in the eye and you kept on going yes you got your eyes burned and the audience was

01:09:58.800 like oh yeah it was just to fuck with the audience it is the cooker thank you so much and we

01:10:05.520 yeah that was like again that was an escape to make people people really laugh and um and i don't

01:10:11.040 care about the genre i just wanted to be funny and uh we had one day they would come in we always had

01:10:16.960 this young couple pas and the pa said um they need you and i was like head noses and fake hair and pins

01:10:25.360 bobby needles and i'm six pranks in in the day and we're fucking the wind's blowing and i'm in a cliff

01:10:30.720 in florida and you know i got fucking emo and the kid comes in i'm like just get my fucking latte i'm

01:10:37.120 drinking it and i'm like 10 minutes they go they need you on set in two and i go 10 minutes i'm

01:10:43.920 gonna take a piss and i gotta just fucking warm up and he's like they need you in two and i said 10

01:10:47.920 he goes they need you and i fucking lost it i go yo bro you know what i'm they i'm motherfucking

01:10:54.720 day if i don't fucking show up there's not gonna be a fucking prank right i'm fucking they

01:11:00.720 and he's like okay i'll tell them and like i love the kid but it was like dude this is the

01:11:05.440 fucking show like and i get it because we gotta fucking we have to we have to make the day they

01:11:10.960 think we pull it out of our ass and well they just look at you oh it's crazy there's crazy jamie

01:11:15.840 put a nose on i'm like dude i'm not your control like i get it they're running the ship and i gotta

01:11:21.600 make sure to fucking be on time but there's moments i need a fucking second and they forget

01:11:25.840 that like roseanne is the center of the show she wouldn't do that well that's what you pipe up and

01:11:30.480 say i would fucking do that you did and that's what my best by the way that's when you get and

01:11:35.440 you tell me if i'm wrong that's when we become difficult yeah that's when they say you're a

01:11:41.600 bitch um but when the ratings are through the roof that's there that's because of them they call

01:11:47.040 you art yeah that's what they do they go well we were able to put on a great show despite her

01:11:53.040 right it's still like that always there's two comedy actors one huge one not and the one's huge

01:12:00.480 was always i heard very difficult i'll never name the name and it was only because they his movies

01:12:06.320 made a ton of money but the other guy that was brilliant as well didn't make a lot of money and

01:12:12.000 he was difficult yeah it's bullshit it's different with the guys though they can be a difficult son of

01:12:18.400 a bitch but they always set up the writers with hookers so he's a great guy

01:12:25.760 more wisdom that's confirmed i've seen it confirmed so wait go back but

01:12:30.160 she's a difficult i'll tell you what two of the good lines i really had that i'm really proud of

01:12:35.840 is the one going what do you think because i was crying on the pilot i was standing there crying

01:12:42.720 because they were so mean to me and they were like uh send lawyers down to surround me instead of going

01:12:50.560 do you need a break or you know water just to torment me more and so i snapped uh at them and

01:13:01.280 no this wasn't on the pilot this was way down i wouldn't i was really nice on the pilot you

01:13:06.400 cried at home on the pilot i remember but that's a story for another time but uh my favorite here's my

01:13:11.040 line whenever it happened what do you think i am a fucking circus pony

01:13:18.080 that was one of my favorite lines and then the other one in the writer's room when they was doing oh

01:13:24.400 all my ideas that i bring to the writers they'd go like this oh that's so funny and another thing

01:13:30.720 thing oh you know when then they give their shitty idea and i'm like look i'm the fucking genius okay

01:13:40.640 you're not a genius that's why this show is called roseanne and furthermore this is not a democracy

01:13:49.680 it is a fucking queendom and i'm the fucking queen don't over talk my fucking ideas just get them

01:13:59.360 working done so you were talking about uh women narcissists

01:14:03.680 i wasn't that was good i was not i was not a narcissist i'm joking i'm joking it's different

01:14:13.360 when you have to fight for your shit also as a woman narcissists don't fight for their

01:14:19.280 shit they get other people to backstab other people i'm your biggest fan i'm here here by the

01:14:23.680 way it's your little narcissism well i do for sure yeah right i do for sure but everybody you know

01:14:29.680 you're married to a reclining chair that burns i remember that because it was on the

01:14:36.880 fucking tonight show and it hit me when i was in high school and i'm like who the

01:14:41.680 fuck is this woman and i'm crying laughing and then it was a moment in a fucking time okay

01:14:50.080 so the same as with sam kinnison go to where the food is oh now it's a killer joke every bit of all

01:14:56.480 time oh it's so great you see this yeah so what i'm saying is the point is is that you have those

01:15:02.960 seminal moments of a comedy routine on the tonight show with our goat johnny and yeah john from that

01:15:11.440 your career was born so if a writer from fucking spell uh fucking sarah lawrence college wants to say

01:15:18.400 you you saw what i was about to do it so and wants to give you a note you're like

01:15:22.240 asshole check the tape yes because you want i understand i believe what you're saying is

01:15:28.800 i want my ideas first and then add on to it they just couldn't acknowledge you they didn't

01:15:33.040 acknowledge your idea without adding their fucking it's all to beat me down and like

01:15:37.440 oh what was it that alan was saying he came down my friend i finally put my friend in as producer

01:15:43.760 which was great and he came down he goes what can i say the bitch is from vassar

01:15:49.840 yeah yeah yeah she didn't know what lunch meat was who one of the writers one of the writers

01:16:00.000 lunch meat what's that writing a fucking show about that's what happened every day every day

01:16:05.680 it was a gauntlet of fucking horror and terror but you're number one i know but they're not taking

01:16:13.280 you're lucky they're taking the credit that's what she said yeah they're number one because of them

01:16:16.560 yeah she said because of them because they were so great they think they made the show

01:16:21.120 in spite of me and after i got fired bruce what's his ass that i hired he's a shitty writer but anyway

01:16:27.920 he's a writer we needed somebody but uh he he actually said we were terrified that she was going to ruin

01:16:36.240 the show with her her twitter presence are you fucking shitting me i got 44 i got 28 million viewers

01:16:44.560 you were terrified that i was going to ruin your show you can't yeah you know what i mean you know

01:16:53.600 what that is that's a guy that doesn't want to lose his porsche 911 he's on he's the corporate nipple

01:17:00.080 yeah okay and that's a big problem which i think this great cancellation in a positive way is is good

01:17:09.040 it's totally good to show us that i don't i rosanna i'm only 54 okay i don't know if i could ever take

01:17:17.680 a note again hell no i can't take i'm a fucking stiff a stiff a fuck like what i can't i had them

01:17:26.080 classified stiffs and swells what's the second one swell a swell i don't know what that is one of these

01:17:33.760 movies uh well swell well you know about run through so i can't i can only imagine because

01:17:39.760 you're at the top of it but one of my first pilots when i got you know popular they start you know

01:17:44.800 when you're in movies they would throw pilots at you right so of course caa you know let's get that

01:17:49.840 money they throw you i got paid great the amount of that we went and the amount of

01:17:56.720 of so many different camps from the studio yep to the writers to the network and i'll never forget

01:18:05.360 it to this day jamie tarsus was the sweetest she was great to me roseanne i hate that i don't know

01:18:14.320 oh boy we just well jane she uh who's this she is pepper you did it you started with the juju

01:18:22.800 well now we're here well let me say my part and then you can say your part she was who is

01:18:27.360 i was a young act she was the president of abc she was also a trailblazer one of the first female

01:18:32.000 presidents she's and she she also has a really funny brother who's a great writer or i think an actor

01:18:37.760 oh yeah jay tarsus yeah do you want me to throw him out mom she no i want to hear people have

01:18:42.720 different experiences but what i'm saying is i was getting a lot of fucking shit like they wouldn't

01:18:48.720 tell me i couldn't do the shit the way i wanted to do it and jamie would be like we hired him to be

01:18:55.440 funny let him be funny and long story point how big of her well because there's well these are

01:19:02.240 genius you go down to the writers and there's certain writers who laugh when it's their joke and

01:19:07.440 they go that's all that's all they do that's all they fucking do you talk so so long story

01:19:12.400 boring is when we did the tape night i fucking went and they say where i go we're doing it i'll

01:19:18.160 never forget this this was a big lesson because it's different than film i go down i do it their

01:19:23.520 way and it was pretty good i do it again they're like okay we got it i go can i just do one more

01:19:29.920 can you just do one more and they're like well we got it and i go yeah but it's friday let's

01:19:34.320 let's go for it they go okay and i do it my fucking improvised half the line and changed it

01:19:40.240 because of my stand-up background right because i knew that crowd was there huge laugh and they

01:19:45.200 looked at me and they go and i go how about this i'll always do what you want but you got to give

01:19:49.040 me mine and they go fine that's cool and every fucking take i always did mine and that ended up

01:19:53.920 winning to the point that halfway through the taping they just let me do what i want because i needed

01:19:57.920 that back yeah of those people well because you had an audience yes and so you being the number one

01:20:03.360 show i don't even think i don't understand why you didn't have that to fight because you don't have

01:20:06.800 the audience you have everyone in the tv landscape rooting for you the audience so the fact that they

01:20:11.520 tried to cock block you now i don't know what happened jamie tarsis gave an interview to the new

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01:23:26.720 that's not good no i'm sorry i'm so sorry you know a lot of women in tv the only way they get

01:23:34.960 they're like sarah gilbert um is to decimate another woman who's older and more accomplished

01:23:41.600 than them um that's the only way they can make it like a lot of a lot of uh minorities the only way they

01:23:48.400 can rise is to take out another minority that's more accomplished than them that's how it works for

01:23:54.640 women and minorities uh it's women are got to be a backstabber against other women or other people

01:24:01.360 of your group yeah because wait why let's just stay with women for a second because they hate us they

01:24:06.720 hate women and they hate black people who's they the people at the top so they make women hate each

01:24:14.400 other well fight each other for the scraps yeah a lot of it is somebody comes up and speaks against

01:24:21.120 the community you go oh they're different yeah they're brave that there's that shine that comes

01:24:25.280 with that you see it all the time it's in all the comics when you look where you see them like

01:24:30.160 you know that's kind of how uh you know comedy is kind of the way that immigrants melded into

01:24:35.680 america by getting up and saying my mother's from italy and she talks like this you know and everybody

01:24:41.840 laughed and you know that was part of the welcoming in because everybody was always making fun of your

01:24:47.600 mother anyway and now you were saying it for them and so you were welcome you know so but with women

01:24:55.760 are you saying there's not enough spots so they feel they have you ever heard the phrase kill the

01:24:59.920 buddha no what's that kill the buddha is you learn from your let's just say your sensei and then you

01:25:07.360 want to get as good as them and then you kill them so you take their spot yeah it is that exactly i've

01:25:13.440 never heard yeah i never heard that but i love it okay so you're saying that's in satan worship too

01:25:19.520 i believe the head witch the upcoming witch gets rid of her but they really sacrifice yes that whole

01:25:27.920 that's a whole other ball of wax with the sacrificing stuff because you see it in little ways and huge

01:25:32.480 ways and wild you believe that happens this is what i this is what i do i believe well we just went off

01:25:38.240 another topic but let's go wait okay i believe stick to comedy world i believe this is that

01:25:46.720 you know yin and yang is real yeah black and white is real up and down is real okay right so you know

01:25:53.440 you have that phrase as above so below right so i do believe that in order to lose three pounds you've

01:26:02.400 got to sweat your balls off yeah you do you can eat a fucking twinkie right so what if you can

01:26:08.160 consider that hard work and sacrifice you get a reward i believe that goes across right all

01:26:14.160 spectrums meaning that's cause and effect yes basically and that can be used for horrific things

01:26:21.520 and it can be used for simple things and so i do because you see certain things and you're like this

01:26:28.720 like you know in the simplest way as a person sacrificed their whole life had nothing in our lives

01:26:33.760 like you know we give up all you know fucking friends and holidays and stuff because you want

01:26:38.080 to be great right okay so right but it's a self-imposed sacrifice right and that's why we do it and then you

01:26:44.880 could go darker and nefarious and you hear about it and you you know is it true i don't know wouldn't

01:26:51.840 surprise me i mean well it's because they get here's why it's like getting jumped in the game right yeah

01:26:57.680 here's why i believe it i hate to cut you off no here's why this is when all this stuff started

01:27:02.960 hitting me and i want to do this that's what i want to talk about because okay

01:27:09.520 i hate identity politics i hate religious politics she's not a jew she's not a woman i'm not a man

01:27:16.720 i'm not a catholic which is two souls energies okay i was raised everything comes from a source you know

01:27:24.640 buddhism's here muslims over here judaism catholicism but i think there's a source

01:27:29.520 a beginning source of that in my youngest of memories i just remember this

01:27:39.280 and god sacrificed his only son jesus and abraham worked for 30 days and was sacrificed his young son

01:27:46.640 and sacrifice and sacrificed his young lamb everything was a sacrifice sacrifice and i'm like

01:27:53.200 fucking i'm just like can we get to recess like i'm like what the fuck they show us these pictures

01:27:58.160 of adam and eve and there's jesus my friend who's jewish barry trackenberg shout out who had used to

01:28:03.600 hook up with this hot catholic girl he said he could never keep it i don't want to say too much but he

01:28:08.560 said because he was above her bed you couldn't stay hard you're saying he said jesus would be like

01:28:14.560 and he'd be like he would just ruin his boner he's like i'm up there looking and this guy like

01:28:23.360 but his point right is that he i'm like yep the stations of the cross the sacrifice the death

01:28:31.760 torture why is it and certain tribes if you read about this it's always

01:28:36.560 sacrifice yeah sacrifice it's a lot so then let's go deep on that okay get your mouth so what you're

01:28:44.240 saying is about sacrifice of that if you look at the earliest movie uh and jay dyers told me this

01:28:51.760 is the earliest movie which is oh my god you know the movie and it's like a 1920s movie buying by

01:28:59.760 made by fritz lang oh i know what you mean look it up and that not met metropolis metropolis there it

01:29:07.120 is yeah that's all you need to know metropolis is about a children eating machine based off of

01:29:16.400 i believe moloch moloch right yep we haven't come far from that no really rudimentary religion

01:29:25.360 that started all religions we haven't gone far from that because we still say you know the thing

01:29:31.840 that infuriates people when i talk about religion and i don't do it on the internet because you know

01:29:37.600 there's too many crazy people that are religious and feel you are doing it right now i know but they

01:29:44.320 don't have no connection to god they're just religious which is different right because it's the

01:29:50.480 internal connection to the creator that isn't religious do that when we talked about god earlier

01:29:55.920 dharma right what is that i know dharma connection the connection what what is a what is the because

01:30:03.600 we started this earlier and i have to say i'm not exactly good on this yet meaning like i see the bad

01:30:10.560 but obviously without the bad that can't be bad without good right so i know but i never say the word

01:30:15.680 god because i don't want to just be the man in the sky type of thing yeah i don't like but i don't

01:30:21.920 like to use that word either because it feeds into something but i like to say creator yeah or whatever

01:30:27.840 it is there's there's definitely whatever's happening there's definitely some there's a bad version and

01:30:33.840 there's an amazing version okay but to me that we are in a fucking warfare of literally moralistic and

01:30:41.440 spirituality absolutely the fact that it's i'm saying that i never was this person i'm a guy that

01:30:48.080 does characters and i'm escapism i never went too deep in my comedy and then all of a sudden i

01:30:54.640 fucking just feel compelled yeah i'm not doing time it's doing me yeah this is the time for it because

01:31:02.000 i think for thousands of years what we did was bring when you say as above so below let's just say it that

01:31:09.040 way um the higher and the lower impulse in the human right so i think for thousands of years since

01:31:16.960 we came from that old religion that was an earth-based religion and they did do crazy

01:31:23.040 shit and some people still do it but uh all those thousands of years of

01:31:30.800 mental and emotional evolution where we learned supposedly to make tools and walk upright and

01:31:38.320 whatever else however you want to frame it we dragged the highest as low as it could get

01:31:45.280 like we had wars we killed people who didn't think like us we dragged the highest instinct or uh

01:31:52.320 inclination down to the lowest level so vibrations you believe in that yeah at the lowest frequency yeah and

01:32:01.360 now it's i think it's because of computers and and and the speed of intelligence that we can access

01:32:19.200 the other thing is happening we're raising the lower to higher and higher and higher and that's the

01:32:26.960 redemption and i think that's what we're in but we're like yes it's gonna get brighter and brighter

01:32:39.040 i can order a car and in four minutes to pick me up to take me to the airport which i didn't talk to

01:32:44.400 anybody and i'm here in three hours from la so that's the advancement but we're also in a

01:32:53.600 show where people are just killing each other horrifically well that's my hope that's a low

01:33:00.000 vibration i know but this i think is the end of it with this subterranean warfare i think is the

01:33:06.800 end of that whole system that lower system that thing because you think we're going to come out of

01:33:14.400 this on the other end oh i know we are and i can already see all the sunshine peeking through

01:33:19.680 of people being aware and just seeing oh we do have an unjust system and a double standard that's

01:33:27.680 based on that's race-based and class-based and we can't have that it's happening everywhere

01:33:35.360 hold on because i have to ask you about what you said nuclear war earlier but i just want to make a

01:33:39.520 side note is do you remember charles manson what he preached before

01:33:44.160 uh helter skelter yes uh-huh he preached there was going to be a race war and that was in 68 and i

01:33:53.520 feel like it's kind of happening now like a race class gender everything war i did yeah well he was told

01:34:02.480 to say that oh yeah he was he a cia operative of course okay you know meaning did he know he was

01:34:09.840 i think he was i think he was a brainwashed or was he mk ultra sold mk ultra okay and you know they

01:34:15.920 want to introduce that into uh the youth culture that was teetered for a while breaking down in the

01:34:23.600 system coming from leave it to beaver to free love yeah to get in it wasn't just free love it was

01:34:29.520 free thought so they had to make that the free love they had to sexualize it to to leave it to beaver

01:34:36.240 to this is everyone's beaver yeah exactly yes

01:34:43.360 that was good

01:34:45.600 well i just remember because my it was a different time and i was you know i'm a baby of the 80s but

01:34:50.720 i was born in the 70s and i just remember the free love shit so if you talk to somebody in

01:34:55.120 hollywood in the 70s there was no condom in the 80s everybody was scared everybody was dying yeah

01:35:01.120 and then in the 90s we were like gen xing okay we'll figure it out so we're tired of sex now we're

01:35:08.560 gonna think well now we're over sex the kids are watching porn at nine years old and see it got it

01:35:14.560 went wayward it's a whole other it's terrible kills everybody's sex drive so it's probably good

01:35:20.400 because then nobody will well it kills you i feel wait i do feel and i want to go back to what you

01:35:24.960 said about the politicians but i thought am i an old lady because i feel that sex is everywhere now

01:35:33.680 yeah and am i crazy or is it no it is it's disgustingly present everywhere you look 100

01:35:40.560 they're trying to make it satiated so everybody's like i'm so bored with sex i don't want to see it

01:35:46.800 or have it around me ever except for it's just no that's what's happening but do you think that

01:35:52.000 they're trying to do that or i think that is happening i think i know dudes they want to make

01:35:56.560 everybody a chronic masturbator so you'll stay home and order from amazon

01:36:03.600 am i right true brilliant that's why i said no this is you know what because let's just go

01:36:08.320 simpler it's wally yeah it is wally it's wally you ever see wally well they don't masturbate in it

01:36:14.800 sorry but they're in their screen they sit there in the screen and they sit in the chairs and you

01:36:19.200 just go everywhere and it's a futuristic it's a good liberal movie but it's i believe that's what

01:36:24.080 they want if they just sit in a chair and you go around and everything's robotic and you never

01:36:27.680 leave and you're constantly well that's all they do like figuring out how they can make money that's

01:36:32.400 all they do no no kids with masturbation never leave resume and no kids population control

01:36:39.280 absolutely no freedom no freedom captive audience it's not a surprise when porn became mainstream that

01:36:44.480 there became an outbreak of incels and these weird kids that can't get laid at all when it's like

01:36:48.480 it's more it's easier to get laid now than it's ever been you're not gonna look at your fat ass

01:36:53.600 girlfriend after you see that poem that too but you're just so your girlfriend isn't gonna turn

01:36:58.960 you on no she don't look like she's a badass boy i'm actually i'm jumping in in a different way

01:37:05.680 though i see so much of that and i've been fortunate that i have lived that i do look because i'm i have a

01:37:12.880 girlfriend right now and i look at her as like she's like a bad like one of the last bastions of

01:37:17.920 hope in terms of like she still keeps it classy yeah you know whatever happens behind closed doors is

01:37:22.800 what happens with her but she's still in the streets a wonderful classy person and that's what i well

01:37:28.080 that's what i was raised on and i think her elizabeth taylor those type of yeah those that's just a rarity

01:37:35.360 now that's another white panda i mean no offense to women and i love sexual energy but i feel like

01:37:43.120 there's a lot more than just using your sex to get attention and i feel like that's happening and

01:37:47.600 men are consuming a thousand percent a hundred percent it's overt that's what tyler fisher was

01:37:51.680 talking about like going on the girls like do you want to do ketamine and fuck or whatever and he's

01:37:55.040 like i just want to have coffee and talk i was like okay he could do this the first one and then

01:38:01.520 that's what i said he's so gay it's a long story but i'm just saying is i was wondering if i was

01:38:07.040 crazy because i feel like sex is so much everywhere like it was if you saw a tit in the 80s when you

01:38:14.160 got a vhs i'm with you man it's a tit now never channel 98 an opener is anal i mean it's like that's

01:38:24.400 a fucking tinder profiles it's insanity yeah that's what i'm saying it's sickening like and if you want

01:38:29.920 to go deeper than you satan it's satan that's why i know i could say that say i could say that

01:38:35.040 it's the roseanne bar podcast well i'll say it for you it is where you would be so you want it it's

01:38:39.920 it's a dehumanizing dehumanizing desensitizing um it's also like to um strip women of their mystery

01:38:52.240 that attracts men to us right they don't want none of that they just want the hottest hey and the

01:38:58.480 women do it like i'm saying like that's what they do in hollywood so that's conditioning uh

01:39:05.600 template for the rest of the young girls it's sickening oh it is well what do you

01:39:11.440 remember how we were kids and like you'd just dress up like a frankenstein and then

01:39:17.040 then it became like or loween we called it like in the mid 90s to 2000 well it's just an excuse for

01:39:22.560 girls who got in lingerie like they're moms they're fat moms this is the one thing i noticed

01:39:27.440 all these little girls that's dressed up like a horse she has an obese mother of course an obese

01:39:33.440 bipolar bitch is their mom i'm telling you i've seen it every time and every school shooter every

01:39:38.560 school shooter their mom's a fat bitch with bipolar disorder high polar so wait wait the fat

01:39:46.320 bitch is telling them go and dress up as halloween no but obesity like obesity is an infliction on

01:39:53.840 other people yeah like i've seen this big fat bitch she was about 450 on on the

01:40:03.680 internet today and she's now a sponsor of weight watchers no wait a minute she's coming out against

01:40:09.760 israel starving the poor palestinian children which isn't true but uh i'm like

01:40:14.720 bitch stop eating all their food how dare you what do her kids look like like eating 450 pounds

01:40:22.800 worth of food every day which you could be shipping over the palestinian children you say you care

01:40:28.160 about but no bitch you're eating at all i mean come on good this is what's fascinating though so the

01:40:36.800 people that canceled you uh-huh some of them stop me from having black writers black cast members

01:40:44.160 black subject never let me you know opposed me till i went to the new york times to say

01:40:50.000 how can the producers of cosby be this racist they're the ones that called me a racist because

01:40:55.840 they don't even get my tweet that it was i thought the bitch was fucking white yes we all did it's it's

01:41:03.120 it's should be on t-shirts so my question is my main t-shirt oh we have t-shirts that's

01:41:08.080 that's amazing i'll get you one so wait i gotta get one so what i'm saying is you get canceled you

01:41:13.680 just said something so interesting so you're super pro israel gather i'm pro-intelligence we're pro

01:41:21.680 west we're pro west we're pro the western world western world western world liberty freedom and

01:41:30.960 democracy you know i don't i don't democracy i hate it's mob rule i like our constitutional republic

01:41:37.920 and that we have these liberty we had these values of liberty and freedom free thought you know guns

01:41:43.920 free speech shit like that but um not being raped and beheaded yeah yeah yeah that's what's at stake

01:41:52.080 it isn't about jews or palestines israel's the canary in the coal mine we've done the show on

01:41:56.480 they they're coming but they got oh my god they have so many um and we'll this will be a whole

01:42:01.360 other but they're compromised they're like they are here our government and their government are

01:42:06.800 compromised and it's up to the people to go we're done with you we're going to take over it's up to

01:42:12.480 the grandmothers in my opinion we're the ones that know we're the ones that have to do everything

01:42:17.120 we have to take care of everybody everybody's damn kids we know how to stretch a dollar and we have to

01:42:23.600 take over the world and put some logic to it a thousand percent so what i'm saying is though you

01:42:28.720 were canceled and vilified but yet i feel like some of the people that canceled you also have similar

01:42:35.680 stances on what you're just talking oh no they hate israel total so was it only woke people that

01:42:41.360 canceled you yeah yeah okay so it wasn't any so woke at disney it was bob eiger after a call from

01:42:48.160 michelle obama that canceled me yeah conservative suits wouldn't show making 24 million dollars they

01:42:53.840 wouldn't they wouldn't 24 million viewers sorry so you're saying ucla type berkeley it was michelle

01:43:00.640 obama she didn't like susan rice is blmers and michelle obama and that whole muslim did you not

01:43:07.200 know the council culture was like woke liberals no it is you're being rhetorical or no a hundred

01:43:13.600 percent right they hated i have to make an i have to try to make what i'm saying is because this

01:43:18.800 whole israel palestine thing tell me if i'm crazy it's not a clean it is i know okay go sorry meaning

01:43:27.360 that there are people okay there's cross how can i say there's cross-factioning let me let me talk

01:43:33.520 what does that mean that means that means like america were conservatives vote to let in more people

01:43:38.480 across that let me explain i'm gonna say something this is a very intense it's quadrants it's right

01:43:43.040 pro-israel right anti-israel against left pro-israel left anti-israel it's a cross-faction

01:43:47.120 it's a quadrant right is that what you're saying but just yes yes but i feel like okay here's a

01:43:53.760 better way to say it all right no finish you be quiet well because then i have an example and

01:43:59.840 it's gonna be intense i'm here almost 10 pounds don't do it okay we do as a baby i'm born came out

01:44:05.920 to shoot that's a big watermelon yeah that was some big hammer but came two hours of pushing you're

01:44:11.200 okay anyway so he shouldn't interrupt me is my point here's what it is it's communists

01:44:21.520 against us communists they went and got in bed with nazis and the muslim brotherhood and and the glbtq

01:44:32.240 radicals but it's all communists because they like to overthrow governments and they're in league with the

01:44:40.640 people who replace governments they either put in uh caliphate or do like they did in venezuela

01:44:49.760 those are the two choices they got a lot of options but they got to get rid of america because like

01:44:55.920 when trump says they're not after me they're after you and i'm just in their way you know how trump says

01:45:01.040 that well america is in their way of global control and israel's in their way of america and israel

01:45:08.080 is in the way of america so that's a simple way but who's in there who's america's in whose way

01:45:14.080 the global the global commie fascist herbert i call it the pedo ponzi priest class of pirates

01:45:23.040 all those peas yeah so ponzi priest class of pirates of pharocracy pharocratic feudalism

01:45:30.960 okay so wait what were you gonna this is what i want to say though because that's i got to break

01:45:35.280 that down but i got my brain for a second i understand what you're saying but what i'm

01:45:39.680 trying to say is this i think like you guys and this is crazy when we talk about it but we're here

01:45:45.360 so i might as well i feel like you guys think it's clean and even me saying this is going to get me

01:45:51.600 i'm going to catch strays for this from us no no no let me i just wanted to put it in simple i don't

01:45:57.520 but that was not simple at all you said it was the pedo pipe peter piper pedo ponzi pirate

01:46:04.880 i want to go epstein client list epstein client list what were you saying okay that yeah that's

01:46:09.520 what she said i understand yes like i believe that all this stuff is being done so that that

01:46:14.640 list doesn't come out of course all this stuff but what i'm saying is this there

01:46:21.280 there there's not the delineation isn't as clear as i think what you're saying and i can't believe

01:46:26.560 when we talk about this okay okay so angelina jolie says there was is it a genocide going on okay

01:46:37.120 has her agent and manager nothing happens a girl that i think is amazing melissa barrea didn't even

01:46:45.440 say that it just said hey you know i don't i want to have like i don't want to misquote her but i don't

01:46:52.240 want to see innocent people killed on either sides and she got and she got fired as the lead of a

01:46:59.520 huge franchise okay so what i'm saying is in hollywood there are people that are pro-israel that are

01:47:06.560 forgiving who i believe they think stars are big enough and canceling younger ones so my question is

01:47:13.600 true so yeah so that's where it's confusing like we don't want to see innocent people dead on either

01:47:18.880 side do we agree on that and so for us so it doesn't mean i can't want israel to be safe but i

01:47:26.080 also don't want to see innocent people killed right yeah and i don't want to see innocent israelis killed

01:47:31.280 right and then so my question is where where are we at with this well i don't think people who hate

01:47:37.280 each other's guts and want you know i don't think people who want the annihilation of one people

01:47:44.160 should be forced to live next door to him right so the the you're saying the the the non-israels

01:47:52.640 what would what do i call them gaza's egyptians what muslim you're talking about the palestinians

01:47:57.840 it's also you know gazans arabs okay so you're saying they want they want i can't believe we're

01:48:03.200 talking about this they want to destroy this israel completely obliterate some of them only hamas does

01:48:09.440 okay and they are the slaves they are enslaved because that's their that's like the crips and

01:48:14.960 they're like the crips and the bloods and they scare everybody in the neighborhood they'll come and take

01:48:20.480 your kids they take kids so that the population there's decent people everywhere i'm not a racist

01:48:28.560 there are decent i know i when i went to israel i met with grandmothers from gaza and christian

01:48:35.040 grandmothers and you know i'm jewish and we all prayed for peace together and that's the only hope

01:48:41.120 i have for the whole world um that you can step outside of the box they shove you in and see a new

01:48:47.040 thing together for the benefit of all kids that's what i try to work on well ma i know you heard that

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01:51:10.560 but all these ridiculous men and their stupid

01:51:18.480 dicks wanting war to show each other how strong they are that's just so passe and ridiculous and we

01:51:24.800 don't need no more of it no they gotta be deposed on every side that's what i but my question is is

01:51:32.000 that like when you said those different factions it it is there is it's it's there's grayness there

01:51:41.280 yeah am i wrong no there's only good and evil of course but there but there is on both sides yeah

01:51:48.240 okay everywhere well what i'm saying is there's certain people in both of these groups that if

01:51:53.040 you say one negative thing against it you're a piece of shit well those are just the those are zealots

01:51:58.240 but i feel like i've never seen the town this ripped apart do you agree with that yeah because

01:52:03.840 they're getting paid because it's not about israel jane they're getting paid well the students at

01:52:08.240 ucla probably are not getting paid yeah they are they are getting all of them yeah no not all of

01:52:12.800 them you're telling me soros is because the soros stuff i believe how how do they all have the same

01:52:17.040 tent yeah they're telling them come on man oh that i agree with that soros pays them all that i agree

01:52:22.240 with supply them stuff put the bricks into city before the riots all that i agree with that

01:52:26.400 all true let can i just tell you something okay israel is the one lone jewish homeland state right

01:52:33.440 there are 56 muslim states okay yeah uh christians and catholics have the vatican it's walled off

01:52:41.280 yep so there are 14 million jews on the planet there are nine million in israel there are one billion

01:52:47.520 muslims and one billion let me finish please let me finish this one point but there's one billion christians

01:52:53.280 and one billion hindu and whatever the rest but so you're telling me that they're one place where

01:52:58.160 jews are like hey we just want to stay here and leave alone which by the way if you're in israel

01:53:01.280 and you're a jew you can't pray at your holiest sites without bomb guards because they share the

01:53:05.200 land with the law no hold on they share the land with arabs right now so arabs get 56 states and a

01:53:12.160 billion people worldwide jews can't have one and you're telling me that this is a both sides kind of

01:53:17.200 situation and i'm not a zealot i'm just telling you the problem i'm having with this is how do you make

01:53:22.640 peace when one side just wants one home and the other side wants them dead well first of all i

01:53:29.520 think we do it by getting rid of hamas of course i think they're trying to do right yeah i i think

01:53:36.160 it's the right thing to do no one wants civilians dead but that's what the war is no there's going

01:53:40.960 to be what we call um collateral damage yeah yeah and israel has a good record believe it or not right

01:53:46.160 now this current war is going to say this they've done studies it actually has a pretty good record for

01:53:50.640 civilian deaths for this kind of war it's not even it's not even one of the worst jobs of killing

01:53:55.920 civilians it's not even in the top five top ten other countries that have done this have killed a

01:54:00.560 lot more one yeah they're doing a good job one person of battle to one civilian which is better than

01:54:09.200 anybody and it's ugly and nobody wants it but to act like israel just goes and is like oh she's

01:54:13.360 fucking bombed this school that's not what's happening that's all i have to say and i'm not

01:54:17.280 pro really because that's what they're that's how it's being portrayed because because the media who

01:54:22.880 can you not insult right now exactly who right now i'm asking you just said you can't talk about the

01:54:28.560 muslim brotherhood yeah so that's my theory allegedly you can't talk about islamic well that's what i'm

01:54:34.400 saying it flipped though because the media used to be run by the jews it did and now it's run by woke

01:54:39.840 which isn't you're saying well it's still jews there's jews that work for the mother muslim

01:54:45.440 brother yeah that's what i'm saying so i'm not crazy to think there's a lot of layers to this

01:54:49.360 there's so many layers and it's like fuck it because i just has muslim brotherhood and communists got

01:54:54.320 in bed together can i just say this okay that's another thing my brain goes i don't like collectivism

01:55:00.560 and communism there's a lot of great where it's like everybody you know i i don't like stalinism no

01:55:06.640 and absolutism what is fascism you like the west what could i i want to ask you about that can i

01:55:11.040 just have to get this thought out is that i have a guy that's hilarious and he's a legend and he broke

01:55:15.520 down israel for me in such a way and another guy two of them in a way and he was like we're not

01:55:22.240 colonizers but he says if we didn't do certain things then they wouldn't have toilets right he was

01:55:28.960 basically saying that and if you do look at it some of the greatest inventions in the world are

01:55:33.200 our jewish inventions and he's like you like the vaccine for polio you know fucking it was like a

01:55:38.720 lot of shit you know so i got that but then you've got other people going hey we're in an open air

01:55:47.200 prison so that's that well that's i'm just saying you also hear these too so and then a guy like me

01:55:53.360 goes like this what do i do and i just go all right i'm just gonna go to chipotle yeah and i'm a piece

01:55:58.960 of shit i know no you're not a piece of shit there's truth to both sides you can't trust

01:56:04.640 nothing in the media right well i'm just saying these are yes probably both are involved the person

01:56:09.280 who told me the israel stuff had so much facts and he wasn't media he was this is a person that's

01:56:13.600 gone there multiple times he's living you know who he is so at but the other people are muslims and

01:56:20.080 they're they still hang out with jews everybody that'll blow your mind and everyone's listening gaza is a

01:56:25.760 beautiful city it has to a tourist industry it has beaches five-star restaurants great food open

01:56:33.200 air market still it is not a open air prison nor concentration camp and when they say you got to

01:56:40.080 get out there and say that because that's what they're saying that's how we got and when they say

01:56:43.600 genocide that's only to humiliate the jews who did go through a genocide because it's a war right and

01:56:51.120 that's different than a genocide and a war that exposes underground smuggling tunnels isn't a

01:56:58.720 genocide right so you're saying in a nutshell you do not do the comparative of the holocaust

01:57:06.640 there's nothing which was a real genocide of six million of your people a third or 40 percent of

01:57:12.640 your people and lots of other people yeah 20 million total okay yeah jews weren't as opposed to which is

01:57:18.640 we don't want to see anyone die people we don't want the state to round people up yes and then put

01:57:25.280 them on trains to gas chambers which is not happening in gaza and never will okay but uh the war would

01:57:31.760 have been over a lot quicker if that did happen honestly israel would have won the war in one day

01:57:35.520 to commit a genocide it'd drop one bomb it'd been over in three days but they don't right that's a very

01:57:42.320 good point that's my thing if i mean because you know why they don't because there are so many people

01:57:48.320 that want them dead who love israel and i know because i went there i know because i met them i

01:57:54.000 know because i took the phone calls and i met the people and if israel would open which i think they

01:58:01.600 will after they get rid of all the leftists and i think they'll be they've already been voted out and

01:58:07.520 they'll be voted out even more but i think they will open the doors to peaceful people from gaza two

01:58:14.240 million arabs and they'll come in two million arabs live in israel today and how many uh jews live in

01:58:19.920 gaza any any muslim world is judan right there's maybe three jews in all 56 so when they say two

01:58:26.800 state solution you know what that is it's a 57 state solution is against one also i got to say one

01:58:34.720 real point it is funny the people that are anti-israeli again i hate to say any but you can talk about

01:58:40.640 what's horrible we can't i've never talked about it i'm a little worried but say no you don't be

01:58:44.960 worried i'll edit it out if you don't want it totally attacked for saying anything true in any way from

01:58:52.320 trump yeah truth it's a war on truth it's a war on peace it's a war on souls can i just say one thing

01:59:00.880 and then get how can israel be white colonizers with incredible weaponry which is one of the insults

01:59:06.720 are just out there genocide and bombing and gaza is like this tiny little open air prison if those

01:59:12.160 two things are true right open air prison and just a tremendous amount of weaponry why is this war

01:59:17.280 still going on if it was a genocide it would have been done in six hours right that's a very good

01:59:24.320 point that's what i've been saying so they have the ability to do that they're being critical they're

01:59:28.400 asking people to leave they're planning they're doing step by step plus they have arms from iran we've proven

01:59:34.080 it we've proven it untrue right now 150 000 people in plain clothes yeah they don't wear uniforms so

01:59:41.360 and so that way you're saying the bad hides among the good that's how they do it and then the good

01:59:47.360 which is so israel doesn't want to just take out innocent people they don't they drop leaflets they

01:59:52.160 wait they they took them out and took them north so it's hard to take out the bad when they're using

01:59:57.360 the goodest shields but they did it they literally use the goodest shield that's their whole that's the

02:00:01.760 war crime and that's what hamas does they that's why they hide weaponry in schools and all they do

02:00:05.840 it on purpose it's a war crime they're actually the work there everything they do is a war crime from

02:00:11.040 getting children to dig their tunnels child labor child soldiers everything they do is a war crime

02:00:18.000 but their greatest uh weapon is the press because they get these people that are paid by arabs are the

02:00:27.360 richest people in the world yeah to act like they don't have the money to act like they don't have

02:00:34.000 the money in qatar and these oil rich arab royalties 56 countries 1 billion people and oil money and they

02:00:41.360 act like they're the i mean it but their greatest weapon like like all fascists is this propaganda yeah

02:00:50.320 have you seen the amount of money funded in the universities in america the number one funder

02:00:54.160 of universities is cutter depending on how you say it that's what car not cutter

02:01:00.720 like i think you're supposed to call it yeah yeah i was shocked when i heard that i think that's the

02:01:06.240 proper way to say dark but no that's that's that's way more than any jewish money goes into schools

02:01:11.920 anyway we can i have a question about this yeah let's change how is it going to end armageddon i don't

02:01:17.200 know there's two things i want to ask you you said three things let's go on these things how is it going to

02:01:22.240 end collecticism and it is i don't like people in groups because it's group thing because i don't

02:01:29.040 know if that's what you mean by collectivism yeah it is okay well i don't know what stalinism actually

02:01:34.160 is is that just a militarized police force that it's planted the apes okay you got in trouble but it is

02:01:43.680 have you seen that movie you always were they coming because it's my favorite movie about fascism

02:01:49.840 by the way it is it's an amazing message about fascism told through that you're 100 right so i've

02:01:55.280 seen it 12 times wow the old ones you see the new ones the original yes so the other ones i didn't

02:02:02.560 like so but so 12 times so planet apes so collectivism meaning group think don't think for yourself

02:02:08.480 no individuality stalinism meaning we're gonna so when they meet what happens um it's a militarized

02:02:16.080 police force unleashed on human beings it's like you said the wrong thing you're going to prison you

02:02:20.960 did the wrong thing you don't look right think right you're hanging with the wrong people uh you

02:02:25.760 know it's like mccarthyism on steroids okay and then you said earlier that we're gonna go back

02:02:33.920 and it's gonna win but you also said there might be a nuclear war i said i said i think biden and them

02:02:40.400 all the guilty in our country which is our country is under the control of the worst criminals that have

02:02:47.520 ever lived on earth okay i don't doubt that me and uh you know they're all just me me me how can i get

02:02:58.160 more money and screw the american people you know they don't care about us at all they they rather

02:03:05.600 we die and they can take insurance policies out on us now what do you say to the people that say trump

02:03:10.560 has a lot of crime has what a lot of crime what like tearing the mat allowed off his mattress or

02:03:17.760 committed crimes or allows i don't know they say that trump is guilty of a lot of okay no he's not

02:03:24.560 i know what do you say to people like that they perverted our judicial system and changes the

02:03:29.600 laws forget this one i mean there's crimes before yeah they try to say financial you know he's no

02:03:35.600 different i'm sure he did yeah i never bombed eight countries like obama did yeah so they never

02:03:41.600 droned weddings like obama did i mean you know he's not george bush yeah right the kennedys

02:03:49.440 he's not the kennedys okay how do the kennedys not hillary clinton right

02:03:55.120 you just said kennedys yeah well i mean joseph kennedy i i love jamie kennedy i'm sorry are you in

02:04:02.800 the kennedy family you don't know why i might have been sent here that's true but i mean joseph

02:04:08.480 kennedy is the one i don't like well joseph was yeah how he started the whole thing yeah but i love john

02:04:13.840 f kennedy of course i love jfk yeah they he was exposing the secret societies so well they all

02:04:22.400 have crimes yes i'm sure trump is in hollywood has crimes a thousand percent listen this is what i think

02:04:30.080 i'm trying to give you one thought because i i always do this i think trump is hilarious he is

02:04:36.640 so funny that's why i love him that's why everyone loves that's why i love him he's just he's a natural

02:04:41.920 comedian and you know what because of that i'm always going to give him the benefit of the doubt

02:04:48.000 he's just more charming he's a comedian he's really smart he's really smart he knows how to get through

02:04:53.920 and he's a populist yes and he knows how to solve a damn problem yes he knows how to solve a problem

02:05:00.560 and build something he's a businessman he's all about taking action and trying to fix it and building

02:05:07.280 yes so i don't know all the other stuff these people have tds i've seen it at my shows yeah um

02:05:14.320 my family has it yeah i'm sure and i'm still an independent but if it's the choices those two

02:05:20.240 i'll tell you right now on roseanne boar podcast i'm gonna vote for trump yeah even though i don't

02:05:24.080 think our vote really counts it doesn't right you agree with that but you still have to vote but okay

02:05:29.120 i will we hope it counts vote in case it counts i love you what did george carlin he never voted

02:05:36.000 yeah one you know come on i never voted either i never did either i just have a line i just want

02:05:42.880 anybody who votes does not have the right to complain yeah that's true and by the way it's true

02:05:48.640 listen do what you ever want you in your bedroom i pay my taxes just let's you know don't

02:05:53.600 fuck with my shit i say vote just to be safe do you think this and then i i know we have to go

02:05:57.760 do you i don't think we're gonna have an election you was asking me you have money out on this i

02:06:01.920 don't think they're gonna start a war and then they'll have to postpone it that's how they know

02:06:06.560 well they can't get him in prison they can't impeach him they can't they can't they won't be able to

02:06:11.520 put him in jail before he wins so they're gonna try to start a nuclear war i hope they're not a nuclear

02:06:17.840 war well they're not going to be able to because before trump left office he locked up cheyenne

02:06:23.600 mountain and that's why they're pissed that's why they raided mar-a-lago what is that she gets the

02:06:29.360 code every time i have a new idea no i'm not going to be able to start that's where the nuclear codes

02:06:37.760 are biden was never given the football okay before we get into that case when i do know because no

02:06:44.320 it's true because you're 99 is so brilliant then you say one thing i just don't want to take it away

02:06:48.960 from the 99 but i i she thinks trump's still president that's why he's the command he's not

02:06:55.440 the president he's the commander and here's what i want to say i agree with last of everything you've

02:07:02.000 lost 99 but i want to tell you is this is in my opinion but you can punch me in the face i think

02:07:07.360 sometimes if you just give that little red pill with a little bit of molasses on it i think for the

02:07:12.640 general pop to absorb it because they're good they get freaked out when you say that well i can't give

02:07:17.440 it i've been trying to give it to them nicely for seven fucking years they tried to kill me and

02:07:23.520 you say hillary's a reptile well i didn't say she was a reptile right out of the bat she does eat

02:07:30.000 babies that's true i said she's a baby blood drinking democrat i didn't say she was no reptile

02:07:38.160 and potato no i said she drinks baby blood for adrenochrome because they do

02:07:44.800 but you know the democrat donors that's you know that's why they give so much money to the

02:07:51.440 democrat party this is a whole other thing and i that's i will say i'm i'm allegedly here's what i

02:07:58.320 want you have to say allegedly yeah you have to say that's our t-shirt that's our other but here's

02:08:01.920 what i would say is that that the whole you know about the harvard young mouse old mouse

02:08:05.920 they sewed an old young mouse to an old mouse oh god that's horrifying do you see all the you're

02:08:14.720 hilarious you see all the shit she talks about eating babies lizard people and blowing a mouse and you

02:08:22.800 fucking lose your mind i died that bitch say it together i died that bitch was white

02:08:33.280 i hate when they do those nazi experiments on animals i'm giving you your flowers i'm listening

02:08:39.440 they took a mouse and they sewed an old a little mouse a young mouse to an old mouse and it made the

02:08:46.560 old mouse yeah so what you just said about one of the most taboo thing of all where people are have

02:08:53.840 such pushback on that there are scientific experiments in that world that feels like well

02:09:00.720 now they just came out saying that teen blood an injection of teenage blood helps old people well

02:09:07.280 they had it was a company peter theel was back yeah do you remember there's some famous queen or

02:09:12.320 something i don't know the era of the time but just like 40 victoria fucking orphans went missing

02:09:16.960 and she used to bathe in their blood it came out let's go deeper if you go to the you should take

02:09:21.360 the vampires tour yeah in new orleans 100 vampires are real it's an amazing vampire vampirism is real

02:09:28.560 i do i agree and that goes to a whole other ball of wax but that whole thing of just drinking blood

02:09:34.640 is what you just said earlier right that's true like that i believe the bones of that street

02:09:40.480 that area those people really lived who they talk about so that's all i went and lived there

02:09:46.720 just to check it out how long three months on bourbon street i did two tours only for a week

02:09:53.360 but jesus you really put the time in so then you know more that's all i know i will you got to tell

02:09:58.320 me on my podcast yeah okay well i just had to ask you the last thing because we there's so many things

02:10:02.720 and it's all connected do you think because you act like it's going to be good which i hope it is but

02:10:09.200 i think basically the fucking jabby jew did not to the jabberoo

02:10:16.000 somebody is fun too i think the jew made it

02:10:19.440 israel made all their people the jabby jew is going to take out a lot of people

02:10:24.320 yeah okay and that already has and that's and that's too that's the that's the control fingers

02:10:29.520 crossed and so here's what no stop it and then what that's happening stop that so they're doing that

02:10:36.880 and ai and technology is getting more so less humans more automation right billionaire playgrounds

02:10:45.680 this planet's ours that's what i kind of think's going on less carbon-based breathing organisms

02:10:54.240 more room for us to sit back and do whatever the fuck we want to do that's right yeah but you said

02:11:00.240 it's brutalism yes but how is it going to get good then if that's what we both see because it ain't

02:11:06.480 going to happen how are we going to stop them i think trump's already stopped them he's already

02:11:12.400 stopped them by not allowing them to have access to the nuclear codes is that still there now yeah how

02:11:18.480 can he do that he did it before he left office and how can they how can the military not know where

02:11:24.080 they are they do a certain that's what that's what uh i gotta meet trump with you you shut up

02:11:32.880 i gotta go i gotta i'm editing this will you take it to mar-a-lago space that's what space force is

02:11:41.520 about and my niece works for space force and that is what space force is about taking over worldwide

02:11:50.720 military thinking and bringing it to a higher level that none of these tb generals and don't know

02:11:57.760 about and it's happening and it is star wars and it's for good for peace trump don't want no wars he

02:12:06.080 knows they're obsolete they shouldn't even they don't even need to be killing nobody anywhere he

02:12:11.600 didn't start one war when he was in office no not one in fact president peace he got people out yeah

02:12:16.880 and he'll continue to do that and that's another reason why they hate that's really i want to i

02:12:21.760 want to believe that they sell weapons he's not a psyop that's why they know he's for real no he's

02:12:26.320 for real and that's why they hate him because he doesn't he's not good for the military industrial

02:12:29.520 company you love him i do because i knew him yeah because i knew him he did he's the only mother oh i

02:12:37.120 shouldn't say he's the only loving person in hollywood who ever returned a favor in all my years can i just

02:12:45.280 say this when i did a show on nbc and it was 26 2015 and we only went for seven episodes and we went

02:12:52.880 to the winter up front and it's over in huntington gardens and passing and and he was the biggest

02:13:00.000 thing on nbc this is when i knew it was all bullshit and every nbc star and every press loved him was on

02:13:07.600 his dill pickle they were on his nuts and the minute and he was teaching america great values

02:13:16.400 on that show a hundred percent how to win win how to get your ass in gear he's also he also was a

02:13:23.200 military uh student he went he went to military school which is like where you learn discipline

02:13:29.360 in business such respect um and so long story boring is that all those people as soon as he went

02:13:36.480 in there turned and i'm like i just saw you two weeks ago yeah like fucking trying to get a picture

02:13:41.600 with the guy in pasadena so that's when i'm like this is all bullshit so i want to believe he's real

02:13:49.600 i'm glad he is real i can't believe i'm saying it but like i we need to be saved so if he's the man

02:13:56.800 i'm gonna jump in with you i was told to get you to support trump today and we did it because i've

02:14:02.160 prayed with him you know don't do you you're you're with him but you like him i saw you at mar-a-lago

02:14:09.280 you had a teeny bit of a twinkle in your eye yeah like if he wasn't married yeah i told jake i think

02:14:14.800 he's far as hell i shouldn't say that but i know we has a first lady well she's gorgeous and they're so

02:14:21.360 happy but i mean if i was uh you know in my 20s and i you know looked like a beauty queen and he

02:14:30.640 came around i'd try to flirt with him okay you'd have to pay him just flirt well we'd see what he

02:14:38.560 did in return she's in love with donald trump that's where you get it i have a big guy that if he was

02:14:44.000 like it's true he's open it's true now i i would hope that i would be a lady which i never was but

02:14:51.600 if i had it to do over i would be and i would say we'll have a second and a third and a fourth date and

02:14:58.640 i would do it the lady way that's how i would live my life over i wouldn't have five kids by three

02:15:04.080 different men i would not be doing that utah yeah you couldn't help it yeah i just want to say real

02:15:12.720 quick i've been following you for a long time i told you this is gang fest when i got your phone

02:15:16.320 number i i i know what you're doing with your red pill and molasses i've been watching you

02:15:21.440 for years become braver and braver and smarter and smarter and i just want to say i think it's

02:15:26.320 awesome just wanted to tell you this for a long time i know it's not easy thankful for you to come

02:15:31.600 what a great conversation i told you i'll come on yours and really lay the shit down will you you

02:15:37.280 fucking band will you do it in hollywood will you come in the anus of the beast no of course

02:15:42.800 i'm still there i won't give it up yet when are you getting out i don't know can i just say this

02:15:47.600 and by the way love you for saying that thank you and love you thank you um i love you back i love you

02:15:53.040 both back um when we when we bonded in the hall when you're when you bought me that you don't remember

02:15:58.240 um and smoking a fat ass teaching joint with kurt medzker i bet kurt remembers it so oh yeah

02:16:06.560 so that's how we became friends with kurt i want to have a place that is off grid like you got here

02:16:15.360 where we're at antarctica i'll say i'm not gonna tell people where you're at and but tell me if i'm

02:16:21.120 crazy roseanne i paid so much percentage in taxes this year and i fucking drive down that's where

02:16:28.000 i came here and i'm like i'm on indiana jones they can't fill a fucking pot bowl with this guy

02:16:32.980 newsome so my question is i don't want to give it up the state i want to help make it great again

02:16:39.400 leave like a baby don or you're saying i gotta jump ship yeah you do oh yeah it was they take

02:16:46.820 you know they kicked newsome out but they just printed up fake bouts and kept him in we recall

02:16:51.340 yeah you know larry elder should be the guy everybody voted for him i love larry

02:16:58.000 smart but are you telling me there's not a turn it's not are you telling me we're gonna have to

02:17:02.660 let that jewel go no you'll see uh if when we have the election i don't know what year it'll be if we

02:17:09.720 ever have one but you know uh california already went red and they just fucked it up and lied

02:17:16.600 every place was red i can tell you got 81 million votes the first time and he got even more

02:17:24.220 put it this way i know a dude who says he's a dude but he's transitioning purplest of hair and

02:17:32.160 he's like yeah these people on the left are fucking nuts yeah like so but i'm telling you i don't know

02:17:37.500 how it's a blue state anymore because i know it's not super woke people that are like i'm out yeah and

02:17:42.280 and i know a lot of rich entertainers that act a certain way but you know they fucking love their

02:17:48.700 money and you know how they vote of course i know they're all hip and they all have guns

02:17:53.000 yeah a hundred percent no you gotta get a hundred thousand percent they are they are

02:17:58.460 steeled up and they all pay their maid shit i know that too i know it no it's true you gotta get

02:18:06.140 always ask when i go to their house and then come back first thing i do is ask their staff what

02:18:10.280 they're paid i love you because i was a maid fuck them people i wasn't made too you were well

02:18:17.300 yeah i guess who was house i cleaned one of the first houses ever jimmy and garofo's apartment

02:18:21.920 isn't that wild was it just cat hair and then no she was great but she was great come on

02:18:29.660 i i and i told her that on the jimmy camel show isn't that weird yeah she was just blowing up as a

02:18:37.500 comedian and i was starting out as a maid she probably hated that she was great she was sweet

02:18:43.300 and a good tipper so anyway i'd love it yeah let's go eat see you next time all bye bye

02:18:49.500 jimmy kennedy

02:18:50.120 oh you see

02:18:51.920 my patience is growing thin

02:18:57.080 with this synthetic world

02:19:05.160 we're limited

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - June 07, 2024

The Roseanne & Jamie Kennedy Experiment ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #051

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