The Roseanne Barr Podcast - This Will Be Funny Later ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #141

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00:02:29.160 to interview geniuses and uh i'm proud to say i've birthed several of them and uh yeah at least three

00:02:36.880 no i think all five of them are pretty genius in their own way they all were very different humans

00:02:44.820 now you guys met my oldest daughter brandy that was you know uh put up for adoption and then

00:02:51.180 uh came home eight when she was 18 to me and uh what a great story that was it really happened

00:03:00.360 to me too i can't believe it and then i had two more daughters after brandy and so uh today i'm 0.89

00:03:07.580 going to interview a genius my third daughter she is 50 years old i can't believe how fucking old

00:03:14.060 you are or me and uh she's got a very interesting story to tell and you also wrote a book right

00:03:23.560 Oh, let me say, please help me welcome my daughter, Jenny Pentland.

00:03:28.540 Hi, Jenny.

00:03:29.340 Hi.

00:03:30.820 Was that a good intro?

00:03:31.980 That was perfect.

00:03:32.760 Well, that's your dad's name, Pentland, right?

00:03:34.800 Yes, it is, yeah.

00:03:35.340 Bill Pentland.

00:03:36.100 He's writing a book, too, right?

00:03:37.760 Yeah, that's what we do in our family.

00:03:39.040 We write books instead of go to therapy together.

00:03:40.900 We each write a memoir.

00:03:42.420 That seems to be true.

00:03:43.720 Did you read my memoir?

00:03:45.340 Because that's how we apologize.

00:03:47.080 Or did you watch my show?

00:03:48.500 That's how we apologize.

00:03:49.780 It kind of is.

00:03:50.920 It is.

00:03:51.580 It kind of is.

00:03:52.180 Well, it's how we deal with disagreement because all of us have horrifying lack of control in the temper area.

00:04:04.420 So it's safer to write a book and pretend you're nice.

00:04:08.480 Well, no, you get to say a whole sentence and many of them in your own book.

00:04:14.240 That's really the key.

00:04:15.160 That is it, right, because no one gets that in our family.

00:04:17.380 No, like in our family, it's like taking all our books and shuffling them like a deck of cards,

00:04:21.420 and there's no way to have a, whatever, productive conversation in our family

00:04:27.580 because we're all big personalities with big feelings.

00:04:31.260 Yeah.

00:04:31.580 Now, I wanted to thank you for writing one of my original jokes for The Tonight Show.

00:04:37.280 And everyone has stolen it, too.

00:04:39.720 You know, I gave you credit, but when she goes, she's like two or three,

00:04:46.360 and it's when you were born.

00:04:49.940 Yeah.

00:04:50.140 how older are you than we're two years apart so so you're about three no because i was nursing him 0.96

00:04:55.620 and you says to me boy mom when i grow up i hope my breasts will grow nice and long like yours

00:05:01.600 i thought that was jessica no that was okay well that sounds like and they did so they did 1.00

00:05:07.180 jessica was the one when your dad was taking a shower she's about oh that's three three four 0.97

00:05:12.640 and she goes in there because we you know we just had a regular people shower yeah and uh she goes 1.00

00:05:19.560 dad did you know that you've got a foot growing out of your butt 0.98

00:05:23.280 and then dad being funny said she is a genius no one ever told her 12 inches was a foot 0.98

00:05:33.900 but yeah i'm gonna have your dad on yeah that's gonna be that's gonna be like i wish i could

00:05:42.580 produce that i'm jealous that you're gonna be part of the production crew i mean i don't think

00:05:45.880 there's any producing on that it's uh why not let go the uh it's a three-parter the singularity

00:05:53.200 yeah it's the singular well people don't know yeah obviously our family's in town to visit

00:05:57.680 it's been lovely and my father came not really but well no i'm kidding i mean no one's fought

00:06:02.520 so that's for us yeah but uh well yeah we still have time but dad and you were swapping stories

00:06:08.080 in the backyard and we're all just totally blown away we're like we have to do this stop talking

00:06:11.620 we have to do this on the podcast yeah it was nice to talk to your dad yeah because he was

00:06:15.420 there literally from the start from from brandy till yeah well not from my childhood no but i

00:06:21.760 mean from the start of your career really oh yeah yeah dad broke me and dad wrote the joke yeah so

00:06:28.400 they'll love to hear from him yeah that's weird how shit turned out huh really weird really really 0.64

00:06:35.720 weird yeah you think me and dad was good parents yeah you guys were really good parents i think

00:06:40.500 like we had a fairly normal upbringing for the first like eight years of my life i think um

00:06:46.520 really boring kind of in a good way like just basic shag carpet early 80s now the fly is bugging

00:06:54.360 me but uh yeah i think we had a good like we had a good mix of everything like grandpa's family was

00:07:01.000 all lutheran so we got all of that from them and then you and beanie were very uh like progressive

00:07:07.740 and open-minded and exposed us to all the other kinds of thinking so we got like a really good

00:07:12.780 sort of uh what's the word like round i can't think of words anymore at all this perimenopause

00:07:18.960 shit but like a good uh round education yeah amalgamation we were exposed to everything we 0.69

00:07:26.180 were exposed to a little bit of everything and it was very that's the perfect upbringing for me 0.96

00:07:30.980 would be to be exposed a little bit to everything and not to be uh forced to believe any one thing

00:07:37.080 it was kind of like like you guys left a lot up to us we were very free we had a lot of maybe too

00:07:43.080 much freedom sometimes like we got to draw on the basement walls and we just drew figures having

00:07:47.760 sex and white boogers on it it was called the booger wall that's i know so to answer the

00:07:52.660 question no you were not good parents who has a booger wall in the basement where i live go down 0.95

00:07:58.360 in the basement whatever you want i lived in the basement that was like remembering you guys let 0.99

00:08:02.760 me live in the basement because jessica was such a bitch that i'd rather be in the flooded 0.98

00:08:06.460 it was flooded i remember playing in the flood yeah didn't we swim in the flood didn't you let 1.00

00:08:12.100 me and you would go get i think we slid around no me and you would go get all of our underwear

00:08:17.880 out of our dresser drawer we go get like 10 pairs of our underwear we take the whole stack down

00:08:22.380 there and we'd slip around in the algae and and uh and water damage and we'd fall and once we

00:08:28.880 fell those underwear were wet so we go change our underwear and come back and do it again until we

00:08:32.560 ran out of clean underwear that was a fun game yeah i'm sure remember how i used to do the uh

00:08:39.060 mop the kitchen floor with y'all that's one of my favorite memories of my childhood no joke

00:08:43.220 i used to take everything out of their table and chairs and then throw a bucket of soapy water on

00:08:49.180 the ground and let the kids swim naked on like penguins we just run and slide and mop the floor

00:08:55.440 that's how we mop the floor yeah and then we got jessica got a uti so we had to stop doing it that

00:09:00.000 was probably from the that was from the bubble baths basement swamp yeah we took her to the

00:09:04.820 doctor because she took a bubble bath every night and they're all like mr bubble and so you know

00:09:10.340 yeah that's right harmful contains no harmful and uh she got two or three of them and the doctor

00:09:17.140 goes does she use mr bubble oh really yeah because that caused utis in girls no well that

00:09:23.460 makes sense i was like these god thank god i never bathed i didn't have any utis

00:09:29.080 i do remember we used to play it was such a different way to raise kids too back then

00:09:35.100 remember we'd play get lost yeah we'd just get on the bikes we're like mom and dad we're gonna go

00:09:39.840 get lost and you're like have fun be home before dark yeah and the entire purpose was to take our

00:09:44.040 bikes and try and not be able to make our way home yeah and then when we got lost we would try

00:09:48.760 and find our way home we always did really yeah the other fun game we played was we would go i

00:09:55.100 I figured you guys were just staying on the block.

00:09:57.580 No, we purposely were just riding.

00:09:59.200 I told you to stay on the block. 0.99

00:10:00.700 When we stayed on the block, he got shot with a BB gun from that trash neighbor. 0.93

00:10:05.000 So we stopped staying on the block and we went to the good neighborhood and we would

00:10:09.520 go to the top of our hill and we'd ride our bike straight into traffic.

00:10:12.400 That's what we did instead.

00:10:14.120 Oh my God.

00:10:15.000 I know. 1.00

00:10:15.480 I can't even let Noemi go out in the backyard.

00:10:17.620 Yeah.

00:10:17.960 I don't know how.

00:10:18.500 It was different though.

00:10:19.380 It was different.

00:10:20.040 It's not an insult on your parenting.

00:10:21.700 It was just a different time.

00:10:22.660 No, that was good parenting though.

00:10:24.100 Yeah.

00:10:24.300 and it's still i think it kind of still is that's why i had no you can't let your kids out of your

00:10:28.080 sight these days well right it depends on where you live i know it don't they're all over the

00:10:34.600 place yeah but it depends like you had a 40 acre mac nut farm when my kids were little and we

00:10:39.060 lived there and then we could just well i didn't want them in the world

00:10:43.100 mom told me not to have kids we were talking about that outside she's like

00:10:48.120 did i was i a good parent and i'm like yeah and she's like how does it feel to have your own kids

00:10:52.100 and what was the thing I taught you?

00:10:54.620 And I'm like, not to have kids, but I didn't really.

00:10:56.720 I forgot I told her that.

00:10:58.040 Yeah, don't ever have kids. 0.95

00:10:59.260 They'll just ruin your life.

00:11:00.360 That's what you said.

00:11:01.040 You didn't say it would ruin my life.

00:11:02.240 You said that it was a, you alluded to the fact

00:11:05.580 that it was such a huge responsibility

00:11:07.820 that was all-encompassing and that.

00:11:09.840 Yeah, I did.

00:11:10.580 Yeah, it wasn't ever at all ruin your life.

00:11:12.740 It was like, please know what you're getting into.

00:11:14.840 It was, because you know I take it seriously.

00:11:16.000 Well, because you were a budding artist.

00:11:18.140 Well, I was, yeah.

00:11:19.000 Yeah, and so I was like,

00:11:20.700 please don't have a bunch of kids and give up your art oops yeah there's still time i made some

00:11:27.700 kids be like grandma what's her name moses grandma moses that started painting at 80

00:11:33.400 yeah it'll be like that i've been painting again i painted a rock at the airbnb

00:11:37.340 well i mean for the fans they'd be interested in martin mole who played uh what's his name

00:11:43.420 the gay guy on your show leonard leonard leonard yeah that was your art teacher martin mole was

00:11:49.240 a brilliant artist he said he never saw an artist with such raw talent as you he tried to mention

00:11:54.360 and he's incredible i mean he was no everybody thought that he was just an actor and whenever

00:11:58.660 i say he was an artist he had everything in like the metropolitan yeah and he was you had a bunch

00:12:03.960 of his pieces i still do and one of my favorite uh paintings that i've ever seen was doggy moving

00:12:09.140 day where he took his daughter maggie's toys and it was airbrushed so it looks super real

00:12:13.220 some parts are out of focus and some parts are in focus and it's like just little garden realism but

00:12:18.860 he also did like whatever contemporary or yeah he did everything he tried a little bit of everything

00:12:23.940 i have quite a few of his paintings he was so talented and his uh art studio was i think i

00:12:29.220 only ended up going over there like three times when he was on your show you made a deal with him

00:12:34.320 that because he lived right around the corner from us that i could walk over there and he would teach

00:12:39.260 me art and he had like a studio above his whatever and i would go up there and was that the best

00:12:46.180 studio it was the it was the light in there for one but also he just had all these canvases like

00:12:51.220 lined up against the wall and that was the first time I was like oh you don't have to like finish

00:12:55.260 one to move on to the next one you can have like a bunch of pieces and uh and then he the first

00:13:00.640 lesson I ever had he just he never talked I think he smoked cigars he just took a chair and he stuck

00:13:06.120 it in the middle of the room and he gave me a canvas and a pen and he said draw the space around

00:13:10.920 the chair don't draw the chair and I was like I don't know what that means I could not like I

00:13:15.900 couldn't comprehend of what that meant and he sat there until I got it and then when I did it and I

00:13:20.340 drew the space around the chair he was like then we moved on to the next thing and he sent it home

00:13:24.740 with me and then you were like this is you were always very encouraging no mom was like this is

00:13:30.760 beautiful and then mom had an art studio she built a studio above the back house of that house where

00:13:36.820 we live near him yeah and I got to go paint up there too and I did like little weird things you

00:13:41.940 let me paint on the walls and like um do all kinds of stuff and i did some and you had an

00:13:49.360 appraiser come out one time and they appraised it and they said it was worth money and i was like

00:13:53.260 that's fucking crazy it's cool how art works like that first charcoal uh sketch you did was i still 0.97

00:13:59.440 i have that in la yeah it's worth like four hundred dollars thank you damn i'm gonna i know 0.97

00:14:04.500 that flies drive me crazy i know but uh well what are some of the things that you wish i hadn't done 0.96

00:14:11.180 as a mother i know there's a fucking list of them there are none there are zero i think like probably 0.87

00:14:17.180 when i was 13 that i would say oh i wish this or that but there's not one single thing that 0.96

00:14:21.640 a i could have done any better or differently which i say in my book my book is very much 0.91

00:14:26.820 an homage to you and it is yeah it is she hasn't read it a fucking horror well she she was going 0.56

00:14:31.800 through a lot when it came out to me yeah i didn't want to read anything because i was like it came 0.99

00:14:35.720 out right after tweet if they if they do any of that libtard shit I'm gonna have to kill I did 0.94

00:14:41.380 not do the libtard shit and they chastised me for it and the last chapter they're like now it's time 1.00

00:14:47.360 to talk about your mother's tweet and I said no this is my memoir I don't have to do anything 1.00

00:14:51.160 and then I sat there and I thought about it and I was like I'm just gonna say that if you look at

00:14:58.300 my mother's body of work and her history and you actually acknowledge reality then you'll be able

00:15:04.560 to do some deductive reasoning that you have erred greatly and so when I went in there and

00:15:11.720 wrote it I wrote something that I I'm not going to say whatever but I wrote like I know my mom

00:15:18.000 that's not what she meant that's on you like that's on you you thought that was racist is

00:15:22.240 kind of on you because that's not what I thought when I heard that and uh and I got that chapter

00:15:28.700 back with notes in the margin from the young editor who was in charge of telling me my grammar

00:15:34.560 was good or not i was like yeah let me guess a liberal white woman i never looked into it of 1.00

00:15:40.520 course but based on the handwriting alone um but no she just wrote in the margin she argued with

00:15:46.640 my actual lived experience and i had to go to my uh my editor or my agent and be like how do i

00:15:54.380 handle this she's arguing with my memoir yeah and she went and she handled it and then i just said

00:16:03.120 what i said which i think you should go read at some point because it was very much an homage to

00:16:08.080 you the whole thing was well it better um or you're out of the world well i figured it was anyway

00:16:13.340 you know i got that book deal before the tweet thing though too so yeah so it wasn't on the

00:16:19.100 heels of that and i think that there was a misunderstanding around that too but there was

00:16:22.920 so much shit going on in our family at that time with you think i mean i wrote i wrote since i 0.79

00:16:28.980 decided to come back to tv it went to hell in a handbasket i think it's been great no well i mean 0.98

00:16:36.260 at that point yeah not now well because you tried to go back into a system that very much wanted to

00:16:41.900 silence you and and be vocal and that was i mean that's kind of your thing that's been your thing

00:16:48.480 though to vocalize around uh a um incentivized silence and yeah yeah so but I want I remember

00:16:58.260 calling you and asking you how it was going and you told me that like what the energy in the

00:17:03.780 writer's room was and I had written on the last season of Roseanne and you know written on it

00:17:09.700 because you know it was a favor from you for me to be able to have that experience and me and

00:17:14.680 jessica were like they didn't want to hear anything that we had to say i think people

00:17:18.980 should know that i had my two daughters uh jenny and jess uh where was brandy she was the pa on 0.83

00:17:27.460 your no she was out there too but she wasn't in the writer's room she was like on the well she

00:17:31.740 was with me so she was in the writer's room but um when you were in there but yeah mainly did stuff

00:17:37.060 on the stage i mean i talked things over with her yeah but uh i had them come in and hired them as

00:17:43.620 writers to last to write the last episode of the Roseanne show and we also had what's her name that 0.57

00:17:50.020 her father was the puppeteer oh I can't remember her name shit I can't remember her father was the

00:17:58.160 one that had the famous puppet yeah anyway I forgot about that up and try to contact her

00:18:04.380 yeah and we wrote about you know oh my god we wrote that last episode yeah and we were in there

00:18:11.900 for like i think the last the whole last season we were in there but most of the time we were just

00:18:15.500 kind of watching what was going on i know people will call me and say your daughters are coming to

00:18:19.700 work in their pajamas i go yeah so they started being mean to us because i think they were

00:18:26.220 professional and they were on the number one tv show and then me and jessica came in there and

00:18:29.740 they were like you know nepotism whatever they didn't really give us a chance alan steven gave

00:18:34.660 us a chance and cindy moore gave us a chance and they were the only ones that would really even hear 0.97

00:18:39.140 anything we had to say and uh so we started being like fuck it then let's just live it up so we went 0.71

00:18:45.600 late in alan's office and me and jessica laid on the desk and the writers would come in and we'd 0.97

00:18:51.180 be like can you get us a yak's milk a coffee with uh foamed yak's milk we'd ask for something that 0.66

00:18:57.520 was unavailable to get and just be the most ridiculous and wear our pajamas smoke pot all 0.87

00:19:02.900 day long go to todai uh all you can eat sushi for lunch break for like three hours because it was

00:19:09.100 like that's well at least you represented me well well they wouldn't take us seriously opening the

00:19:15.360 doors for me to bring in your younger siblings we had to be funny because that's how we deal with

00:19:21.160 everything in our family when we feel that oppressive force upon us or that evil eye then

00:19:26.800 our natural inclination is to blow it up blow it up and be funny because that's this is so 1.00

00:19:32.560 absurd yeah this is i'm gonna lean into the absurdity my absurdity was the muslim brotherhood 1.00

00:19:38.720 is running disney yeah it's running abc yeah and they're fucking trying to take a you know they're 1.00

00:19:45.240 taking my tax money to kill jews in fucking israel for their pay for sleigh left-wing 1.00

00:19:52.580 horseshit through the un yeah yeah you knew that before anybody else and i did not i kept saying 1.00

00:19:58.500 it and everybody's like she's crazy like joe rogan she's crazy like bill maher she's crazy and now 0.97

00:20:05.620 they said what i said five years ago 10 years 10 years 10 years and i'm way ahead of them and 1.00

00:20:11.580 they're dumb fuck your biggest crime always has been seeing things before other people see it 1.00

00:20:18.480 phil vaughn uh tim dillon dumb fucks well they have to go the dumb fuck route i've watched them 1.00

00:20:24.560 go the dumb fuck route and but i've been saying it and i'm saying the thing that should be said 1.00

00:20:28.560 right now and nobody's going for it because uh it's just too real people cannot take reality 1.00

00:20:37.320 it not only sucks remember that movie reality sucks yeah it reality is terrifying yeah it's 0.99

00:20:44.620 because it makes you get off your ass and go vote for fuck's sake i mean if so i think it's even a 1.00

00:20:51.400 bigger spiritual problem i just fight it on that level because i can't even fathom how 1.00

00:20:56.540 working in this realm with this reality is going to do anything but that america is i think you

00:21:05.180 know we're privileged it's on the verge of death and uh i think it's gonna take uh well you know

00:21:14.000 my friends people that are experts and they're all on all the talk shows uh worldwide but they

00:21:23.160 say it's gonna take a near-death event to wake americans up and that it's coming even then i 0.90

00:21:28.900 don't think it will you know they'll just blame it on jews and be like those jews caused a near

00:21:33.660 death event false flag from netanyahu but whatever uh i thought we weren't gonna no i know we can't

00:21:40.220 I just, can she plug her book, like, officially?

00:21:43.620 I mean, I wrote it, like, six years ago. 0.99

00:21:45.120 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:21:45.680 They already paid me. 0.99

00:21:46.720 Everybody's always like, I want to buy your book.

00:21:48.500 And I'm like, go find it.

00:21:49.580 Plug it.

00:21:50.060 What's it called?

00:21:50.140 You don't make any money if it sells?

00:21:51.620 I don't think so.

00:21:53.060 I don't know.

00:21:53.480 What's it called?

00:21:53.960 It's called This Will Be Funny Later.

00:21:56.160 And it's a memoir about pretty much growing up as your daughter.

00:21:59.680 But it's more talking about the paparazzi, the 80s, the self-help movement, the troubled teen industry.

00:22:05.860 And just.

00:22:06.420 Oh, boy. 1.00

00:22:06.900 That was a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:22:08.360 And you're a great writer. 0.99

00:22:09.300 very true about the era thank you i appreciate that you are she got the book deal because of

00:22:13.840 her tweets to be honest yeah i know i did she had a great twitter page she was i did her tweets

00:22:18.360 would make she made ellen a couple times yeah that's true i forgot about that your lines are

00:22:22.760 great for a minute i was funny for a minute you had a good couple months i can't do it anymore

00:22:28.120 i just cannot be funny anymore i'm so angry that's how i am yeah it's hard i mean i'm angry 0.76

00:22:33.840 i'm angry i'm very fucking angry i'm very angry i am at first i was like wait guys and then i was 0.99

00:22:40.820 like you just don't understand and now i'm like fuck you burn in hell yep like just a little bit 0.99

00:22:45.900 of fucking burn in hell also underneath that is a deep and unchangeable love for humanity where i 1.00

00:22:52.340 am just in constant mourning and deep sorrow about all of it yeah me too but on top of that 1.00

00:23:00.560 it's just like fuck you burning hell it's layers well i was there when i was in my 50s 0.99

00:23:06.000 right where you are yeah of course now i'm in my 70s and i see it way different you were like that 1.00

00:23:11.400 in your 30s well yeah i was always like that yeah we all were always like that but it's hard not to

00:23:16.620 be purely anger angry now it used to be like oh i'll be angry here and tell a joke now it's just

00:23:21.680 pure this last year i've gotten i have gotten less angry in the last year just because i'm like

00:23:27.120 this is not a physical world problem this is a spiritual world problem and if there's anywhere

00:23:33.900 that I thrive or feel like I have power it's there because that's because you taught us that

00:23:39.740 you taught all of us how to sort of navigate that world first and foremost and then let that bleed

00:23:45.160 over into physical reality so I've always functioned from that place and you know I've

00:23:52.820 always been super psychic I channel people call me to find their keys if they can't find them just 0.91

00:23:56.900 that kind of shit and we've always been like that in our family and that actually was one of the 0.93

00:24:01.420 best things that you and dad because dad's like from a lutheran family that didn't believe in any 1.00

00:24:05.720 of that shit until they took a bunch of badass and and felt his roommate's heartbeat or something 0.80

00:24:10.780 no he wanted to rip the guts out he said that's right he got scared of his own darkness but you 1.00

00:24:16.020 guys were always very supportive of that and dad would like me and dad would be doing laundry and

00:24:20.160 he'd be like what number am i thinking of and i remember we had that game yeah we always played

00:24:25.020 that game and then there was a gas station that they were building on the main street where we

00:24:29.940 lived and he said what day do you think that's going to be done and I picked a date and I was

00:24:34.200 wrong they had a grand opening and he's like well you know sometimes you're wrong and then they

00:24:38.280 closed it that day because they had a gas leak and they ended up opening for real on the date

00:24:42.600 that I had said or whatever so I remember you guys being super supportive about that and just being

00:24:47.320 like you know wow you got it or what that was more important to me I think than any of the other

00:24:53.720 lessons because i do think that our inner worlds and our intuition and our own spiritual

00:25:00.520 connection is the place to fight all of it and you know so you guys gave me i said i used to be

00:25:07.240 angry but now i'm just bemused that's a nice way to say it yeah i'm getting there yeah i still have

00:25:14.180 little so ridiculous and that you spent so much part of your life trying to figure it out when 0.51

00:25:19.500 it's not figureoutable but then it is figureoutable because the absurd the absurd is the uh the uh 0.94

00:25:28.880 distraction yeah but like you said you you think that it's uh well we could talk about that you

00:25:38.520 know when you have the highest good of all humanity yeah see i think that's wrong now

00:25:43.800 and I'm looking forward to the time when I also think that that's wrong because I do

00:25:49.040 me and mom were talking outside and I was talking about how she was making fun of me because I like

00:25:55.000 to play with dolls and her and Beanie were always like you can drive a truck or run a chainsaw and

00:25:59.460 I was like thanks thanks for the freedom to do whatever I want I'm gonna go play with a bunch

00:26:02.940 of baby dolls yeah and now I'm gonna go be toxic and find a man and have five kids yeah um but

00:26:09.220 they always in whatever told me i could do whatever i want and the mom said until she came in my room 0.83

00:26:15.280 and found all these i go yeah half the doll she was playing with was voodoo dolls that she got

00:26:20.580 from the back of the national inquirer to put spells on people yeah that only happened once 0.98

00:26:25.520 and he was an asshole who was it there's this kid at uh portola at the school and he was mean he 0.98

00:26:31.340 just called me fat one too many times so i collected all these quarters because that's how 0.99

00:26:35.300 you had to do spells back then and I put them in this big old envelope and I stole stamps from mom

00:26:39.500 and dad and I wrote to whatever it said in the back of the inquire I waited the six weeks I got

00:26:45.180 mail back I went to the mailbox every day so you guys wouldn't find it and tell me not to do

00:26:49.720 witchcraft and I got like an envelope and I had a spell in it and a little like pewter amulet like

00:26:55.140 everything was pewter amulets and so I went to go do a spell on him and when I was doing when I was

00:27:00.140 thinking of the spell to do I read the thing like I bind you from doing harm whatever with your words

00:27:05.100 to me i was like i i could add in like just slip and die but then i have like a little awakening

00:27:12.380 like everything is about for the greatest good of humanity and i wanted him to have an awakening 0.98

00:27:18.200 where he realized that he was being an asshole yeah and so that was the first time that i was 0.98

00:27:22.220 like oh actually if you reverse engineer what you really want it's the greatest good of all mankind 0.98

00:27:27.140 so mom's saying that she felt that way when she was my age but now she's transcended even that

00:27:32.960 and feel what now well i think our duty is to rid our planet of evil and i think that's what god

00:27:40.680 told us to do and we just want to be blind and say i don't see evil because i'm so nice

00:27:47.180 yeah i was like that while you let it grow and get it into a wildfire that burns your whole

00:27:52.680 house down um so you're not nice yeah because ignorance isn't nice right and forgiveness

00:27:58.820 of evil isn't nice either you got to go at it head on you got to go at it head on and take it out

00:28:08.460 and uh that that uh i believe that in my core i do too that started about in in when i was about

00:28:16.500 63 and that's why i went back to tv i go you can do it because you can do it from there uh i'm like

00:28:23.520 i can take it on head on i see what they're doing they're trying to i know what they're doing

00:28:28.500 and uh i can defy it yeah and i can defy it successfully and i did yeah and then they just

00:28:37.960 freaked the holy hell out because wait a minute this is not this is not uh keeping people fighting

00:28:46.600 enough but it's not uh it's not the narrative we want yeah which the funny thing is when your show

00:29:00.000 originally was on I mean it was a different time we know that but the narrative they wanted was

00:29:04.860 that women were you know the nice little housewife and all that you defied all that and everybody was

00:29:12.500 very supportive about that it took a minute no they weren't no no it took a minute it definitely

00:29:16.680 took a minute but i remember uh that men's magazine esquire writing an article on me saying 0.99

00:29:22.940 she's not a comedian i remember that she's not an entertainer she's a big fat slob with a big 0.86

00:29:29.640 mouth i do remember thanks esquire for your manly you know and they were always attacking my 1.00

00:29:36.980 me on every uh issue about and it started with the fat thing yeah and the female well even that

00:29:44.800 gross and mad magazine like all it was everywhere it has me eating a whole deer which i love it i

00:29:51.100 mean you did do that last year there's a head around well yeah yeah but this is in one sitting

00:29:55.320 she took she did that i mean i remember seeing that when i was little and just being and i was

00:30:00.120 fat too and just seeing how they went after you for that all the time like that was extremely

00:30:05.800 destructive but how you handled it was the opposite of destructive too so i think that

00:30:11.980 that's another when you were asked well i knew that 40 of america is overweight yeah and i mean

00:30:20.280 who do they think they're they insult their own audience but that's what they're doing even in 0.96

00:30:25.380 the last season of of roseanne before the conners which jesus fucking christ like jesus i could 0.94

00:30:33.240 I watched about 10 seconds of it on accident once because I thought it was Roseanne and then I was 0.80

00:30:38.740 like oh I see what's happening I mean that was eye-opening for me too because what did you think

00:30:43.520 of that I mean it all was very it's very educational because I saw these people who

00:30:51.360 you really fought for their right to freedom of speech yeah use that freedom of speech to

00:31:00.280 give up their freedom of speech and and freedom of thought more horribly or whatever like i i just

00:31:08.280 really was like oh i was in a cult when i was a teenager a couple of those places that i went like

00:31:13.880 the mental mental institution that was for-profit mental health care that wasn't a cult so much as

00:31:19.680 well it wasn't a mental institution it was a a uh what did they call it teen no no the first one i

00:31:26.560 was in was a mental institution the second one i was in was residential why were you in the mental

00:31:31.280 institution because that's all they had back then they didn't have like they did i thought it was

00:31:35.780 rehab and therapy i'm not they lied to you more than they lied to me so nobody's mad about it at

00:31:42.100 all anymore like and i am so great the day my insurance ran out they released you and your

00:31:46.740 sister do you want to hear this is one of the things in the book yeah i'd love to hear this

00:31:50.400 I love this. I was in there for 11 months and the only kid that was in there longer than me

00:31:56.840 had pulled a gun on his parents, pulled the fucking trigger to their heads in their bed at 0.99

00:32:00.520 night and the gun had jammed. So he was in there longer than me. And I was like, I think I'm just 1.00

00:32:05.440 fat. Maybe I'm crazy. I don't know. So I was in this place for like six months upstairs and they

00:32:11.240 moved me downstairs, which is more freedom. And all it meant was that the, uh, the counselors

00:32:17.160 were no longer trained medical care people which was good because those people were not great 0.95

00:32:24.100 usually there's a couple randy and kathy that were great but everybody else sucked 0.99

00:32:28.180 and vince you're a fucking sociopath um there was a guy in there that ran the whole thing 1.00

00:32:34.400 horrible human being and i found out since then he was assaulting all the girls and everything 1.00

00:32:37.980 why else would you get into teen rehab that's the thing is people who are attracted to those

00:32:42.260 kind of places are not technically usually great people um so i was in there because you're supposed

00:32:47.040 to hate teenagers well i said i will know if anybody wants to babysit my kids they will not 0.98

00:32:52.440 be i want a reluctant resentful person who is like fuck i owe you a favor i will watch your kids for 0.99

00:32:59.420 like three hours but well that's no guarantee either it's a lot more of a guarantee than oh 0.99

00:33:04.640 i would love to do you guys want to come play at my house like uh-uh no no they don't my kids now

00:33:10.020 have the flu suddenly so no it's a good point I don't want anybody who wants to be around my kids

00:33:15.580 to be around my kids basically but that being said I think I got that from these places that

00:33:21.060 I was in but when I went downstairs to the other unit I have this guy named Ed and he wasn't a

00:33:26.400 trained mental health care oh I remember him he was a biker and a drug addict who had been sober

00:33:32.060 for like five years and he was very cool very cool very quiet he looks like an old comic he

00:33:37.020 remind me of like alan steven energy and one time i i tried i was trying to get my uh file because 0.73

00:33:43.480 they kept folders on everybody mine was this fucking thick like it wouldn't close and everybody 0.75

00:33:48.300 else had this little six week folder and i had this 11 month one and i was like show me my folder 0.96

00:33:53.120 i want to see why i'm in here like why are you guys keeping me in here and i broke into the office

00:33:57.940 and tried to steal it and they stopped me from stealing it and i went outside and that's like

00:34:02.960 come out here and he gave me a cigarette and he lit it for me and i'm like just what's wrong with

00:34:08.280 me am i crazy because like if i am crazy i could really lean into that and i could have a lot of

00:34:13.420 fun with it am i crazy and he's and he took a big old drag off his cigarette like it was like

00:34:17.860 and he's like at parliament and he's like you have a million dollar a year mental health care

00:34:25.080 insurance policy and so i sit in there waiting for the next like uh-huh and he's like that's it

00:34:30.340 that's it I ran away that night not the best idea I know I'm sorry and then called mom told her I

00:34:36.960 ran away I ran away with a girl who was schizophrenic and we didn't take her medication

00:34:41.180 with because I didn't like think that was real and turns out it's real sometimes she started

00:34:47.360 hallucinating I'm like we should go back so we went back and then I was in a bunch of different

00:34:52.500 places but the one I was talking about not where I ate the squirrel not the outdoor programs nothing

00:34:58.560 the school that we went to in northern Idaho which I liked comparatively to the other places

00:35:05.060 because it was outdoors and I love being outside and I had a farm and I love farm stuff I'm country

00:35:10.560 at heart I don't know where that came from and uh we got to like take care of the animals we

00:35:15.380 birthed sheep we grew crops we collected eggs all that got to work in the kitchen we got to do

00:35:21.160 crafts I learned how to spin on a spinning wheel yeah you you learned how to take it from a sheep

00:35:26.780 and spin into wool.

00:35:28.220 Yeah, we did.

00:35:28.620 We sheared a sheep

00:35:29.360 and I brushed it

00:35:30.420 and I boiled it

00:35:31.280 and yeah, we did all that. 1.00

00:35:32.740 And I love that kind of shit. 1.00

00:35:34.300 And you could start a fire 1.00

00:35:35.520 and I'd show all my comic friends.

00:35:37.600 She'd bring her a comic.

00:35:38.600 Do you remember that?

00:35:39.440 Were you there then?

00:35:40.280 No.

00:35:40.420 I burned a hole in the rug

00:35:41.500 in your expensive white rug

00:35:42.920 in the...

00:35:43.540 Oh, wow.

00:35:43.760 Do you remember that?

00:35:44.440 I was so proud of you.

00:35:45.700 I knocked an ember off my...

00:35:47.420 You could do it

00:35:48.100 with a stone and a stick.

00:35:50.420 It was amazing.

00:35:51.700 It was amazing.

00:35:52.540 I wonder if I still can.

00:35:53.960 We tried it, you and I,

00:35:55.140 and we couldn't.

00:35:55.600 Yeah, we didn't have

00:35:56.360 the stamina well also it's the wood the wood was too wet because we did in hawaii that's true

00:36:00.980 you gotta have dry wood yeah you do have to have dry wood i was very proud that my daughters could

00:36:05.380 really take care of themselves for real yeah after armageddon hit yeah yeah i still lean into that all

00:36:11.580 the time and i'm like a lot of those skills even at the reform school but the reform school got

00:36:16.520 busted years later for being a cult that was a that was connected to s and that leads back rma

00:36:23.220 oh I didn't know that yeah it was it was asked and it was asked inspired or whatever so like when

00:36:28.200 that's in my book too because I can't remember all the details but I studied I looked up the

00:36:32.520 details for that so it explains how it was connected what the whole thing was with the

00:36:37.040 having its own language so this is where the cult topic came in is there are very definitive things

00:36:43.820 that make something a cult and it's like having its own language not letting outsiders in

00:36:48.060 ousting you and shaming you if you tried to pull back from it or question it. So it had this

00:36:53.860 checklist. And as I was going down the checklist, I was like, hmm, there's a lot of cults around me.

00:36:59.700 And I'm talking when I was writing my book. I was watching from afar, having been in that

00:37:06.920 situation and tearing it apart in the moment, how the world was kind of like splitting into

00:37:11.600 these different cults. And I didn't have that in me because I was writing a book. I was also trying

00:37:17.920 to work and then I found out I was pregnant and I was 43 and I was in the middle of personal life 0.98

00:37:23.240 shit that was fucking insane and uh and just watching the extremist it's extremism and it 0.95

00:37:36.580 starts in each individual person's head and I've watched that happen and people who I did not think 1.00

00:37:43.140 had it in them it's a it's a virus it is a virus that eats reason yeah i've watched it for a long

00:37:50.660 time coincidentally when social media started it was but i was on twitter so that's the other thing

00:37:55.700 too because i was like fav star twitter like at the beginning of twitter where it was like

00:37:59.500 oh you made a funny joke and i retweeted it and we were trying to get the funnier people with more

00:38:04.260 followers to retweet us and we'd get more followers and it was it was almost like a game but it was a

00:38:09.060 social thing and i watched and a lot of it had to do with you because i was on the other side of it

00:38:14.800 when you would do or say anything the way that they would all they would wake up in the morning

00:38:20.240 open it look at who was being shamed in the public court and everybody would chime in and weigh in

00:38:27.260 especially the women shaming women oh yeah and if you could be funny and being for rape culture 0.98

00:38:33.700 a hundred percent public flogging it was a public flogging but the person never fucking 0.98

00:38:38.000 like very rarely did they deserve it and the people that i knew what was going on with some 0.89

00:38:42.880 of these people from just private messages or our little side conversations with people

00:38:47.360 i knew what these people were actually doing signaling it's virtue signaling none of them

00:38:51.680 were virtuous in their actual lives including me and i watched everybody doing doing that and then 0.97

00:38:57.500 when you wrote that tweet that morning it fucking sucked for me because i mean it sucked for all of 0.95

00:39:03.440 us but like i woke up and i was getting on an airplane to take my oldest kid to his high school 0.98

00:39:08.760 graduation in oahu without a diploma because he waited till i'm talking the last 45 minutes to

00:39:15.100 actually finish high school so they didn't actually print him a diploma and he was homeschooled at

00:39:19.700 that point because he had such a hard time during his teen years and all my kids are like that all

00:39:26.580 and but that's the thing because we fight the system and and that's because our brains aren't

00:39:31.160 wired like everybody else yeah and there's trauma and ptsd yeah keep going say what you're saying

00:39:38.400 um that i got on the airplane and that i um i saw your tweet as i was getting on the airplane i was

00:39:44.480 like she'll have time to explain what she meant but i know i i know that i don't know what she

00:39:49.220 meant but i know my mom right and i know that she did not mean what people are saying and it'll get

00:39:54.600 cleared up an hour later i get off the airplane i'm on my way to go take eight on his graduation

00:39:59.740 and he tells me I'm hungry we're early I said pick anywhere you want it's your graduation and 0.69

00:40:04.720 I was trying so hard to fucking keep it together and I was so mad and I was I was trying to get

00:40:09.440 a hold of you and make sure you were okay and I was talking to everybody else and he was mad 0.94

00:40:14.580 that I was not present so I was trying to be present I'll take you anywhere you want to go

00:40:18.400 to eat he picks a sushi restaurant they they open their doors for us nobody else is in there and we

00:40:24.520 go sit down and I'm like I'm so proud of you that was so hard I can't believe it was just yesterday 0.98

00:40:30.200 you got you passed and we're eating and this fucking guy comes in with this woman who he 0.98

00:40:36.580 clearly paid for that date and he's talking her ear off and she's like and he's like and me and 1.00

00:40:43.440 Eitan are talking and he goes so did you hear Roseanne Barr's a racist and Eitan goes you've

00:40:50.780 seen him get mad it's just and he goes he turned and he just screamed at him that's my granny you're

00:40:56.200 talking about screamed in the guy's face because he was this far from us and uh I was like check 0.90

00:41:02.380 and so the lady came over she had no idea what happened and she didn't speak very good English

00:41:07.300 there's no way for me to explain I was like can we just get everything we ordered to go 0.94

00:41:10.860 and he was just leering at the guy and the guy was like what's your fucking he just thought he 0.96

00:41:15.000 was some crazy guy and it was horrible and the whole day was horrible when etan went to go 0.98

00:41:20.820 practice graduation i went to liquor store and bought like two little bottles of vodka and i'm

00:41:25.560 chugging them in the parking lot and go back in there he was only allowed one parent we didn't

00:41:30.300 know anybody else it was homeschool so i didn't have friends in that class and i mean it was just 0.87

00:41:34.820 a horrible crazy day and when i did get home and it was already everything was just fucking done 0.88

00:41:40.500 they didn't allow you a fucking breath and i was like this isn't fair and i got on twitter because 0.99

00:41:45.560 i was like my friends for sure who know me and and i'm watching them all attack you in fucking 0.99

00:41:51.120 droves and i'm going to their dms and i'm saying what are you doing yeah and some of them are 0.88

00:41:55.300 coming to my dm saying oh just in advance i'd like to apologize for what i'm about to say about 0.98

00:42:00.020 your mother and then tom arnold's in my fucking dm saying shit to me and i'm like what did he say 0.99

00:42:04.800 He was saying, I can't believe your mom said something racist. 1.00

00:42:10.340 And I'm saying, you shouldn't believe it. 0.99

00:42:11.600 That's not at all like, why don't you go do some fucking research? 1.00

00:42:14.400 Yeah, you were married to her, you fat fuck. 1.00

00:42:15.940 You know better. 1.00

00:42:16.720 Yeah, that makes you whatever.

00:42:19.080 She always tells you to stop using the N-word.

00:42:21.800 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

00:42:22.440 I remember what he was like, fucking horrible. 1.00

00:42:25.880 Him playing the piano, pretending to be mentally handicapped to make fun of that. 1.00

00:42:30.720 He was, you know, whatever. 0.86

00:42:32.820 It was a different time, too.

00:42:33.860 it was an eight-year-old boy yeah and it was a different time excuse me but so so that's what

00:42:40.540 it was like and then everything that's what it was like for me too yeah i know and then we took

00:42:45.080 then we're like give us the password to your twitter because you wanted to go on there and

00:42:49.420 explain what you meant but you had all these people telling you oh that's the wrong thing to 0.86

00:42:54.200 do and what they did in this part blew my fucking mind and i was like this is so wrong how come 0.90

00:42:58.820 nobody knows how wrong this is they gave you this is what you're supposed to say and do they didn't 0.94

00:43:03.540 say don't be racist hey that was right they didn't ever address because they knew it wasn't racist

00:43:08.720 so but what they did was write out a nice apology for you you're supposed to share so you were just

00:43:14.160 supposed to play the game and then it was supposed to go away but that's not how you are because

00:43:19.380 you're gonna say the truth so you kept trying to say the truth and because of all the political

00:43:25.700 divide in the country at that well the truth was that i thought she was white yeah yeah no i know

00:43:30.400 They couldn't let that be the truth. 0.95

00:43:32.820 You know what, though?

00:43:33.480 That's not even the truth.

00:43:34.480 No, they knew that.

00:43:34.960 The truth was, and here's the truth, that it took me a minute to figure out because I

00:43:38.880 so desperately wanted to understand. 0.98

00:43:40.460 But I did think she was white. 1.00

00:43:41.600 Of course. 1.00

00:43:42.520 Like probably 70% of other Americans.

00:43:45.440 More than that.

00:43:46.080 I mean, I thought she was Iranian when I saw her.

00:43:48.660 I thought she was Iranian, too.

00:43:49.040 And I knew that she had brokered a deal with the IRGC, whatever.

00:43:52.440 I thought she was Iranian.

00:43:53.020 Do you know what the word Iran comes from?

00:43:56.280 I do, but not. 1.00

00:43:57.060 Aryan. 1.00

00:43:57.700 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:43:58.080 White. 0.59

00:43:58.560 Yeah.

00:43:58.720 Yeah, I thought she looked Iranian.

00:44:01.260 Like I have Iranian Persian friends too

00:44:03.140 and they all look exactly like her.

00:44:04.320 We have them in our family.

00:44:05.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:06.060 I look just like her. 0.60

00:44:07.280 I'm probably darker than you. 0.81

00:44:08.120 No, I used to put pictures of you side by side,

00:44:10.380 but what were you saying?

00:44:10.940 I just, I never even,

00:44:12.480 like when you say the truth of the matters,

00:44:14.360 yeah, that's an aspect of it. 0.62

00:44:15.720 You thought she was white,

00:44:16.640 but you were talking about a political deal

00:44:19.900 that was brokered by that administration

00:44:22.080 that gave billions of dollars

00:44:23.500 to a known terrorist organization 1.00

00:44:25.120 whose entire thing is keeping women subjugated 0.99

00:44:28.020 and your entire thing is feminism and and a global takeover and there are elements of that

00:44:34.600 that are extremely true and if people don't like pay attention they're all true muslim brotherhood

00:44:39.700 that's their that is yeah that is the way they apply uh the mechanics of a system of government

00:44:48.180 everywhere they have right they have a playbook stages they have a hundred year plan that's on

00:44:52.740 the u.s government website if you want to go look at it they're like planet of the apes lock up yes

00:44:57.060 block up everyone who can read yeah and everyone who can speak and the other thing they do is hide 0.85

00:45:02.860 behind the word muslim because they are not a brotherhood of muslims they're an islamist 0.94

00:45:07.740 terrorist organization and that is the real thing so one thing that people do is say the 0.99

00:45:15.400 total and absolute fucking opposite of what they really are and blm is one of their arms yeah care 0.63

00:45:23.100 But the thing is, they go in there. 0.98

00:45:24.960 So like the UN, Jews were a large part of developing the UN

00:45:29.480 to make sure the Holocaust never happened, right? 0.94

00:45:31.980 The second they did that, then political organizations 0.96

00:45:35.520 that were like, oops, we might have peace,

00:45:37.660 they came in and infiltrated the UN almost immediately. 0.99

00:45:40.480 That's phase three of the Muslim Brotherhood. 1.00

00:45:41.560 And it's in the plan. 1.00

00:45:42.780 But they are neither Muslims nor a brotherhood of man. 1.00

00:45:46.480 I think that people need to know that, 0.86

00:45:48.240 that it is a political terrorist organization.

00:45:51.520 just got designated terrorist organization yeah and it is in parts of the middle east

00:45:55.440 in most of the middle eastern countries most of the middle eastern countries that are muslim 0.99

00:45:59.180 countries have designated them a terrorist organization because they're not stupid like 0.98

00:46:03.880 we are because we were not taught any of that because we were busy doing our summer of love 0.96

00:46:08.520 we had a big 200 year american united states summer of love where we just got to live out

00:46:15.420 our teenage privilege and have rum springa and be completely separate from all the horrible 0.98

00:46:21.060 of fucking shit going on on the planet i was enjoying my rum spring as well until your tweet 0.97

00:46:26.000 when i had to look into it i had friends that would be like well what about sudan and i was 0.99

00:46:30.120 like what about i don't know anything about it it doesn't exist because i don't know about it

00:46:33.080 um and i realize how much of i mean i wouldn't have realized i think until i was older and you

00:46:40.460 have all these kids and you're leaving the world to them that you start paying attention to

00:46:44.840 the fact like you said there are actual forces of evil yeah there really are and they're not human 0.97

00:46:52.960 that's the part like me and you always talk about anunnaki and like alien shit and everything 0.96

00:46:57.760 reptilians reptilians all of it but here's the big fat joke on all of us is that it is a 0.96

00:47:04.260 holographic universe yeah we create it all we're creating the reptile we're creating all of it

00:47:09.440 with our minds and we're really creative especially when we're coming from our subconscious minds you

00:47:14.660 know what kind of dreams you have when your subconscious is i don't think it's our subconscious 0.98

00:47:18.160 mind i think it's our programming well that's the same fucking thing it's not you have your 0.95

00:47:24.100 own subconscious mind and your own higher self and then you have what you've internalized 0.96

00:47:28.800 accidentally because of programming and then you have how that manifests in your conscious mind

00:47:34.020 and your in your human experience and i think it's all a fractalization of source like source

00:47:43.200 fractalized and each fractal fractalized and that's where we come in but we're still part of

00:47:48.560 source but we're a fractal and we have to defractalize ourselves in our day-to-day life

00:47:54.980 yeah integrate our parts integrate all of our parts and we have to look at ourselves

00:47:59.380 and here's the thing that I realized watching all this shit happen with all the stuff

00:48:03.560 if you are looking outside of yourself to figure out who's the problem 0.95

00:48:08.760 you are the biggest contributor to evil in the universe and the second that you do what you can

00:48:17.120 do with the most powerful thing you can do is look at your own filter but the whole thing is set up

00:48:24.340 so that you cannot right because there's blockages everywhere to keep you from your direct connection

00:48:30.320 with god but you're more powerful than those and the second you know that's what's happening

00:48:35.200 you can absolutely, you can absolutely, and I know this, 100% for sure. And that's the other

00:48:42.700 thing is the certainty. And that's from Kabbalah and from you, knowing that certainty, like they

00:48:48.040 would talk about, oh, 100% certainty and faith and what that really means. I know how powerful

00:48:54.600 we are. And I know how dangerous it is for us to know that when we are not able to look at

00:49:00.840 ourselves because if you give us all you're not turning the light on and if you're taking the

00:49:06.300 plug and sticking it in the window yeah or a bathtub and standing you don't know where to

00:49:11.340 put it into the wall yeah that's very true and i think because you're the currency well yeah you're

00:49:19.240 the the filament basically right because that energy comes it goes through you and you can

00:49:25.580 either turn it into atomic nuclear warfare or you can short circuit people around you or you can

00:49:33.180 ride that like a wave where you're looking at your own or you can uh strive to be closer to source

00:49:43.680 that's what i mean by the defractalization that's like and if you are looking out here at all like

00:49:50.200 and you look at how the whole world now chooses a scapegoat and we all know who we're talking

00:49:58.520 about am i allowed to say it but yeah the whole world is scapegoating once again we're easy to

00:50:04.520 we're easy to scapegoat but i see it i see it rising i see how it happened before

00:50:08.900 i feel guilty for asking the question how could the holocaust have happened because i feel like

00:50:15.080 god was like you want to know yeah you really want to watch in real time yeah here's how it happened

00:50:20.360 but uh well let me let me connect some dots that you haven't connected yes ma'am number one

00:50:27.300 the system is designed to uh blame jews because it's a royal system of pharaohs all royals are

00:50:36.880 pharaohs and uh you know they must have and you know they forced the pharaohs of germany is really

00:50:45.120 what they were but they came up from egypt to switzerland to establish their banking system 0.96

00:50:51.240 the bank of international settlements and all royals own it and so uh they forced the jewish 0.64

00:51:00.580 people in in venice the ghetto of venice to become financiers because they wouldn't let them

00:51:07.420 own land or be in any other business so uh jews were goldsmiths and stuff like that so they thought 0.82

00:51:14.960 oh we'll get them to do our dirty books our dirty deeds and keep our ledgers for us and then when 0.99

00:51:22.720 it gets close to exposing us we'll just throw them to the wolves yeah and that's what it is it's a 0.98

00:51:27.960 worldwide system of pharaonic feudalism and the jews are indeed the scapegoat and that's why the 1.00

00:51:34.980 Rothschilds always have dress up with that goat head on them because they have agreed to uh you 0.91

00:51:42.800 know turn in uh to loot the wealth of jews and then uh kill jews with the long view being 0.99

00:51:54.880 they're never getting back to jerusalem to pray at their temple ever because because what will 0.99

00:52:01.800 happen if we do they'll be out of work i think it might be even and they'll be caught and they'll

00:52:09.340 be stopped and god will be here on this planet i mean that's i think the chosen people thing like

00:52:19.900 the because you know i'm all in the ancient aliens and all that i've had my own experiences and all

00:52:24.100 that um that the chosen people thing was we're chosen to basically guard the code that's why

00:52:32.240 the scribes are so careful about how they were exactly so we had to keep the code totally intact

00:52:37.920 until we get to an era where quantum mechanics are that's exactly right and then we can understand

00:52:43.120 what the code meant it didn't mean rub blood on your door it meant like all the dogma goes away

00:52:47.220 now yeah all the dogma goes away and all that's left are mathematical yeah the language of the

00:52:52.660 universe yes and shekinah the hidden that is the hidden mystical wisdom that will now come to the

00:52:59.860 forefront because that i mean i am surprised by how much like what 30 years ago when we used to

00:53:07.840 take classes at the cabal center and the things that we talked about just about quantum mechanics

00:53:12.160 wise and spiritual technology and all that how i would talk about that and maybe one person would

00:53:20.800 be like oh and now I see a lot of people and a lot of non-Jewish people talking about it too and

00:53:25.740 they're like starting to kind of understand that aspect we're at the precipice of that

00:53:33.200 consciousness shift where that information now is not too dangerous to us like it was during

00:53:39.660 Einstein because he channeled that during his time and what he did with that was build an A-bomb

00:53:45.020 because he you don't have the foresight you just go I'm getting this information here's what it

00:53:49.760 means i have to beat the nazis to it and build this a-bomb and uh he did it and then afterwards 0.92

00:53:55.740 he was like oh shit well that was openheimer too yeah both of them and um and i think that 0.96

00:54:02.400 if we would have had the spiritual technology that we have now the understanding the potential 0.93

00:54:08.520 for understanding that we have now of what it actually means back then we would have immediately

00:54:14.800 killed each other and we're right we're why would we have done that a bomb to be in power

00:54:21.640 like we weren't we weren't in the spiritual well because we believe in uh

00:54:26.560 we like force rather than power yeah because one is it's the there's still a very big imbalance

00:54:35.560 between masculine energy which is force movement linear thinking all of that very necessary for

00:54:42.480 this realm and this density there's still a huge imbalance with the Shakina the hidden the wisdom

00:54:49.020 side of it like even now I all the podcasts I listen to that are kind of touching on it 0.77

00:54:53.380 they're still in the intellectual phase of it they're still in the masculine phase of it there's

00:54:56.960 not a lot of the wisdom part which is like why I love yours because you actually talk about the

00:55:01.560 wisdom parts of it yeah and you know I think that that's like what me and Brandy even are

00:55:06.200 like interested in what me and her talk about all the time too is just like the wisdom part of it

00:55:11.840 the knowing the intuition the internal work part of it hidden the feeling the moon feeling

00:55:18.280 connection yeah the ability to feel love right and that is god yeah that is god and then you're

00:55:26.780 then you're bringing that loving god onto the planet and it is infectious it does just like

00:55:33.580 you hit a bong and then the or you make a bong by hitting a crystal glass or something and it makes 0.78

00:55:40.620 the noise and it breaks the glass you mean I know I fucked up yeah like frequencies it's all

00:55:45.540 frequencies well I think it's going to be great because I think that the teachings of Jesus are 0.83

00:55:50.080 going to be finally understood yeah that's exactly right that's where I'm going with it because I do

00:55:55.760 understand them yeah I do understand their context within Judaism yeah and I do understand that he

00:56:02.160 died as a jew yeah and that uh these people well no doubt lived and taught as a jew and uh died as

00:56:11.380 a jew too and uh there's a huge hidden story that rome has sought to bury yeah but it's being exposed

00:56:19.220 now it's coming out people are seeing it there's a great book rome's two thousand years war against

00:56:26.100 the jews yeah you made me buy yeah it's finally and it's academic purely academic studies and

00:56:34.120 footnotes and all that stuff it actually uses actual history rather than religious myth yeah

00:56:41.760 to talk about what happened to the jews under rome under roman occupation of judea and samaria

00:56:49.340 and uh jerusalem and the levant yeah and their phony uh balfour declaration which is 0.61

00:56:57.900 what a scam that was what a scam they sold it to rothschild to pay off their war debts the royals

00:57:09.080 knowing the whole time that they would keep the uh corporate entity to themselves and then they 0.61

00:57:17.480 would create all these arab states and have perpetual war there for their war machine which 0.74

00:57:24.420 they are the military industrial complex it's a big big business it all goes to switzerland and 0.96

00:57:30.860 their money laundering of wars that they create two states and arm both sides it's and you know

00:57:38.760 that's so they can build cern is that like i mean is that where the because the cern thing

00:57:43.740 like upon like the remote viewing aspect of it when you're like what's going on there 0.92

00:57:50.080 um it is i there's something nobody builds a machine is the scariest fucking it it's the 0.88

00:58:01.580 scariest it's bringing people back from the dead that's what they've always wanted to do 0.86

00:58:05.660 they want to uh open a portal between you know disembodied spirits yeah i could see that and 1.00

00:58:13.420 have them come up and give them a body to inhabit i mean can't they just fuck somebody and have a 0.99

00:58:18.400 baby that seems a lot less no because it wouldn't be a tortured murdered soul they have to have 1.00

00:58:24.580 those those are the ones they want those are because those make the best soldiers and the best

00:58:29.100 uh mind control it's like orcs from yeah they're other rings yeah and that's what they're doing

00:58:35.320 They need orcs to, you know, destroy every republic, every government on earth that respects people's individual rights and replace it with, you know, the Democrat Party, as it is now.

00:58:50.760 Where they like, oh, we don't need any votes.

00:58:53.820 Yeah.

00:58:54.140 We have the machines.

00:58:54.980 We don't need your vote.

00:58:56.640 You're less than, you're certainly not a sovereign citizen.

00:59:00.100 Isn't it?

00:59:00.820 I don't, why. 0.94

00:59:01.620 That's why we don't care where you were born or where you belong because you don't matter anyway here. 0.99

00:59:06.440 We just need orcs.

00:59:08.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:09.080 We need shit to burn. 1.00

00:59:10.600 So that'll pay our insurance that we're up to our eyeballs. 0.99

00:59:13.220 But where are you going to spend that money?

00:59:15.120 Where are they going to spend the money?

00:59:16.500 They're going to pay off their debts.

00:59:18.400 Yeah, but then what?

00:59:18.960 Like the British Empire did.

00:59:20.660 The world won't.

00:59:21.580 Yeah, but it's a pyramid.

00:59:22.380 You've got to just get out in time.

00:59:23.500 They're just going to cash in.

00:59:24.580 But where are they going to go?

00:59:25.920 Well, no, you cash out.

00:59:26.860 Underground.

00:59:27.740 Well, not now because there's been a subterranean war for 10 years.

00:59:31.620 okay against them money still matters i think when the world ends i don't money is paper like

00:59:37.900 so it's got to be something else i know there's power another status what i think it really is is

00:59:42.500 when you look at how it's technology but the joke on everybody is that spiritual technology uh

00:59:51.320 outperforms any physical world technology by about 10 million percent per second i'm not worried

00:59:59.300 about it but that's what i'm saying like that's what i mean by the return of jesus whatever those 0.77

01:00:04.020 stories are when you talk about christ consciousness and his name wasn't fucking jesus 0.71

01:00:07.560 and it was yeshua the christ consciousness or whatever the thing is it is a hundred percent 0.58

01:00:13.540 about your own body that's the temple it's the channeling antenna from source no middle man

01:00:21.160 jesus was like if you made him a middle man and the one thing he said was like please don't idol

01:00:28.300 worship and they were like okay you're a great honor master of all we won't it's amazing to me

01:00:34.940 it's just like you're insulting like we have somebody who loves to ask me if i have accepted

01:00:41.100 christ as my personal savior and i say that to me all the time i'm like what you know who didn't

01:00:46.380 accept christ well i say i'm a jew like jesus was yeah that's what i say too i'm like if jesus asked

01:00:51.260 us not to do that and to be like him which means study kabbalah study the spiritual technology

01:00:56.540 learn how powerful you are do it from the inside out not the other way around you know they told

01:01:01.240 them that that was all say they told them that that's to look inside and go deep and deeply 0.92

01:01:06.760 connect with god is satanic that was fucking smart i'm just gonna like it's a reversal of

01:01:12.200 everything in torah oh no when we mentioned kabbalah last week the comments were like do 0.96

01:01:16.160 they not know that's a satanic organization how but like do they not know they are programmed to

01:01:21.600 think it's a satanic organization to i mean that's the thing let me say this one thing because i keep

01:01:27.940 like trying to word this none of the people who think they figured it out are smart enough to

01:01:33.560 have figured anything out right that and they if they were smart they know they're not smart enough

01:01:38.360 to figure anything out well there's if they were smart they would be smart enough to know that they

01:01:43.080 haven't studied enough to speak one word yeah that's what we always say that's that's like why

01:01:48.040 always consider but it's amazing it's like they all have the the most but it's their forum and

01:01:55.460 they refuse to read it study it well they have their dog everyone has their dogma and everyone

01:01:59.140 why would you everyone's in their group and call it's hard to call it is that's what i'm saying

01:02:03.600 everybody it's all but it has things that have you know because jesus did teach it and he taught

01:02:11.500 like you know uh remove the beam from your eye remove the beam from your own eye before you talk

01:02:18.260 about the splinter and somebody else's yeah that's kabbalah yeah and so is the sermon on the mount

01:02:23.820 all deep kabbalah 10 levels of it and you know i want to talk about it but then it's like cast

01:02:31.160 your pearls before swine he said don't do that too everybody and then he also said forgive them

01:02:37.940 because they don't know what they're doing.

01:02:39.120 But, all right, fine, fine.

01:02:41.700 But I think let them know what they're doing

01:02:47.600 and then let them choose.

01:02:50.000 Well, that's what.

01:02:50.600 The facts have been kept from them,

01:02:52.620 so they are not making an informed decision.

01:02:55.780 They're not informed in following what they're following.

01:02:59.460 Plus, everything's inverted,

01:03:00.660 and you're lied to, and you're lied to the opposite.

01:03:02.380 It's literally the upside down.

01:03:03.940 We talk about it every week.

01:03:05.040 Like, he always jokes that banks always say

01:03:06.920 Fidelity and trust

01:03:07.900 When they're ripping you off

01:03:08.520 That's what

01:03:08.900 You just do that

01:03:09.620 You just say the opposite

01:03:10.480 That's the satanic

01:03:10.640 We talk literally

01:03:11.620 About this every week

01:03:12.240 And there's also

01:03:12.800 It's all words

01:03:13.820 For the consent

01:03:14.720 That Satanists have to do

01:03:16.340 To gather your consent

01:03:17.600 Yeah

01:03:17.940 So you don't say no

01:03:19.340 That's why they do it

01:03:20.820 Your consent

01:03:21.500 Things they put in movies

01:03:22.620 You're like

01:03:23.020 Oh boy

01:03:23.520 That could happen

01:03:24.360 Yeah

01:03:25.040 They consider that

01:03:26.020 I forget what it's called

01:03:27.460 Something of the method

01:03:28.940 Yeah

01:03:29.660 Revelation of the method

01:03:31.240 Revelation of the method

01:03:32.080 It's a literal 0.89

01:03:33.100 Satanic thing

01:03:34.180 They're doing

01:03:34.700 That's what pisses me off 1.00

01:03:36.160 is it's just that people are falling for satanic shit but really it's like a they hijacked judaism 1.00

01:03:41.440 and turned yeah but mag has been hijacked by satanism now fucking democrats were high every 0.99

01:03:46.220 group if you are attracted to power just like i don't want you around my kids if you're if you 0.98

01:03:53.200 want to be around them if you want to be around power i don't want you in power and that was like 0.98

01:03:57.500 the talinga people you know they they had a um group of like three elderly women and they would

01:04:03.360 watch the kids play on the playground and and they picked a male leader because i think that

01:04:07.760 that's important too they'd watch the kids play and they'd be like sociopath narcissist and they 0.99

01:04:12.740 would pick the kid who did not want he would do all the peacekeeping shit he would never want to 0.97

01:04:17.480 be in power and they'd say that's the person who's going to be the leader and one of the things that 0.97

01:04:22.140 they would look for is reluctance to be the leader and then they would put him in charge

01:04:26.220 but they kept a uh absolute veto power between the three elderly women and they could veto anything

01:04:33.280 he said but other than that they let him cook and did you know the whole united states government

01:04:38.700 is based on the iroquois nation of the grandmother's council no but that's what it was that's

01:04:43.460 what i'm talking about that's where we're going to end up going to i mean the sooner the better

01:04:47.680 honestly and like i mean that that should any it should uninclude you from being in power to be

01:04:56.040 attracted to power it should uninclude you from being in commerce to want to have more money than

01:05:01.040 other people it should just uninclude you like you just shouldn't get that but i mean there's 0.52

01:05:06.900 shit to that too you kind of just have to sit back and watch and be like okay on the other side of

01:05:11.060 this dense reality it's when it becomes a corporation because corporations are fiefdoms 0.97

01:05:16.600 they're not anything to do with democracy or equality and then they try to have human rights

01:05:21.160 when it's like yeah that is it should not ever be but there there isn't really a good functioning

01:05:29.260 system because everything always

01:05:31.580 absolute power

01:05:32.880 a good functioning system

01:05:35.120 because it's being

01:05:36.120 manned and womaned by

01:05:39.340 as I say amazing

01:05:41.220 artists that's the

01:05:43.360 hope of the world is the autistic 0.96

01:05:44.860 because they're telepathic too and there's no bullshit 0.96

01:05:47.340 when you're telepathic like did you listen to the 0.99

01:05:49.260 telepathy tape shit yeah we talked 0.99

01:05:50.860 actually we did 0.99

01:05:53.040 he was the one that was breaking that story

01:05:57.140 bigger yeah no they 0.97

01:05:58.900 autistic people are totally fucking telepathic i mean like a 90 well yeah not all of them but 0.98

01:06:04.840 in the non-verbal telepathy type they were like 98 99 accurate yeah more than a more than yeah well 0.98

01:06:12.320 it's beyond words at this point it's something else that's where we got to go yeah because you

01:06:17.640 can't everything's about deceit and using the opposite words of what they mean and you can't

01:06:22.300 do that when you're and that's the thing with like you know your kids and everything your daughter

01:06:26.560 cracks me up the noemi because she doesn't talk and but i've never understood she totally 1.00

01:06:33.620 communicates i know every single shirt and drags you into no she just looks at you and she just

01:06:38.280 looks at you and i'm like yes ma'am i will go get you that cookie out of the pantry and i it's and 0.99

01:06:43.760 i don't know her that well i've only hung out with her i saw her when she was a baby and one and

01:06:47.740 and now but it's like she communicates like that and livy does it too but livy's more like she's

01:06:52.840 very sensitive very sensitive my kids do they're very intuitive I think that was actually probably

01:06:58.500 when you asked me earlier what the greatest thing that you and dad taught us as parents was probably

01:07:04.760 to listen to our inner voice our intuition above all else and I think that that's like what I try

01:07:10.400 to do with my kids too even when they're you know when they were little me and Jeff would always say

01:07:14.920 to him like do you hear that little voice being like maybe it's not good to touch the hot stove

01:07:19.460 listen to that voice because it knows something you don't and they're all very intuitive now I

01:07:25.080 think that that transferred or whatever down to my kids so that's like probably the thing I'm most

01:07:31.140 grateful for because I do feel like anytime I'm about to get sucked into a cult I'm like hmm

01:07:38.260 there's a little voice that says if you decide anything you have forfeited your right to think

01:07:46.720 and the second that you go i know what i believe about this you've stopped thinking about it and

01:07:54.300 if you're not curious if you're not constantly curious like wonder like wow the natural world

01:08:01.820 for one but even other people i wonder like when you wrote the tweet i wonder what she meant by

01:08:05.940 that yeah nobody what if anybody ever they all rushed in to say here's what she yeah yeah and

01:08:11.300 all it did was reflect the deep depths of lack and darkness inside their own souls that's all

01:08:19.220 it was and watching that while i'm you know i moved to an island on purpose there and everybody

01:08:25.820 oh you could have done this you could have done that and we had shows in the works before i got

01:08:30.040 pregnant with my first kid we had that poochie show we were trying to do and everybody seemed 0.80

01:08:35.740 real interested and i i could not fucking do it that's the other thing i'm grateful that you 0.74

01:08:39.780 protected me from yeah uh hollywood in all honesty and yeah any of that you really did because like 0.89

01:08:47.440 we wanted to be in the show and we were like jake was in it a couple times i was in it a couple 0.98

01:08:51.520 times but you were on top of it the times that we were and you really protected us from that shit 0.99

01:08:56.240 too just all that she knew they were all baby eaters that was pretty obvious i knew they were 0.99

01:09:02.820 too dark there was something going on they're just programmed it's like you can't you can't

01:09:07.840 pretend to be somebody else without having

01:09:09.820 a program of the other

01:09:11.740 person in your head. Well, what I like about it is

01:09:13.940 they think no one sees what they

01:09:15.800 do, not what they say.

01:09:17.940 Yeah. They're arrogant. But that's everybody. 0.99

01:09:19.700 They think their words

01:09:21.120 build a veil over

01:09:23.900 their actions. Well, it kind of does

01:09:26.120 to a lot of people. And that's their magic.

01:09:28.600 Yeah. That they can talk

01:09:29.800 themselves out of anything they think. Well, that's

01:09:31.880 charm, right? That's what charm is.

01:09:33.640 They're also charming. It's a

01:09:35.920 sociopath and a narcissist does it yeah and then the second you get alone in a room with them they 0.99

01:09:41.480 go full fucking black dark like evil like you know we saw it with people yeah they they target 0.97

01:09:49.240 a trusting person to do that to empaths it's the narcissist empath thing it's like if you're 0.99

01:09:55.960 empathic you better learn some fucking discernment i have a friend who is discernment is the like 0.98

01:10:02.000 if you're an empath without discernment then you're a narcissist 180 which is the same thing 0.99

01:10:08.220 as a narcissist yeah it is discernment it is it's tough it's tough to discern too because again

01:10:14.740 everyone uses the inversion so yeah the trustworthy person is the most vile you got to learn to listen

01:10:20.860 to your intuition that's why because you go there's something telling me not to trust this

01:10:25.940 person that's why i just watch people a lot it tells you a lot the way they act in front of you

01:10:34.100 and the way they act when it's just you and them yeah yeah and uh the way they act when you

01:10:42.560 they don't think you're looking at them there's a ton of information there yeah i i don't know

01:10:49.700 why people don't i think people do they just don't really trust their intuition look deeper

01:10:54.280 at people they're bringing into the their uh inner well i think again we've been taught to

01:11:01.760 not listen to our inner we've been taught to not listen to our intuition to not use our discernment

01:11:06.240 all the female things we've learned to lean into our intellectualism we've learned to lean into our 0.89

01:11:11.880 politics we've learned to lean into our physical man our cars are all of that our bodies even or 0.63

01:11:18.340 how we look we've learned to lean into all of that but we learn then you know conversely to

01:11:25.700 lean away from any female parts of ourselves any emotional intuitive any parts that would cause

01:11:32.420 trouble which is what especially men have ignored that in themselves and that's that's the whole uh

01:11:41.400 you know redemption is when men recognize those things in them but here's the big fat joke on

01:11:48.240 all of us because women i don't think women women are uh they're not a directed energy weapon

01:11:55.340 yeah they are it's like it's like the arc opening but there's like days carpet bombing which is men

01:12:02.120 and then there's gassing an entire group of like no no that's what i mean i mean it's like kind of

01:12:07.320 an amorphous thing and it needs to be directed that's why men and women work together that's

01:12:11.040 why that's the balance and i do think that like when i watch well they've covered up so much stuff

01:12:16.720 like the fact that women hate women yeah yeah and that's a fact yeah and women feel obliged to 0.90

01:12:25.920 destroy women who are uh prettier and thinner whatever you're free more than they think they 0.59

01:12:34.980 are more successful well yeah we got it smarter we got to get the man and that's what you got to 1.00

01:12:41.260 do to get the man it's like a competition thing it's like i think a lot of women are kind of

01:12:45.020 realizing it now there's that whole like male loneliness epidemic thing and like that women are 0.94

01:12:50.040 like if you're not adding to my life then you're not in my life and there isn't that need for we

01:12:56.080 don't need men to open bank accounts anymore we don't they don't you know we work outside the home

01:13:00.180 as much as them and that whole dynamic is shifting and once that dynamic shifts and it is there's

01:13:07.660 going to have to be like there'll be a reckoning for men to be like oh no I'm responsible for my 0.99

01:13:12.160 own actions and thoughts and feelings and decisions and women are going to have to be like

01:13:16.200 i i played a lot into that like i didn't uh support that part of my sons like i didn't

01:13:25.380 i i feel like i did that was coming from you and dad teach my kids how to listen to their inner

01:13:31.600 voice and lean into that intuition and i think that that's why they're largely mostly okay is

01:13:38.540 because that balance is in them and um i see a lot of people that don't have that balance

01:13:45.960 like it's either it's just everything's extremist right now and yeah everything's at the extreme

01:13:50.820 that is what it is it's a pastor that people don't because it's leading to something it's

01:13:55.640 leading to a big event the stand and days it kind of is i mean do you know we try to break it down

01:14:02.560 so that people could see there's another way besides this way yeah well there's a better and

01:14:07.960 smarter way i just want to say something i love when you're talking about intuition because i

01:14:10.920 couldn't agree more and whenever whatever we talk about topically in here politically or in our

01:14:17.080 little world of maga or woke right or whatever we're fighting israel really what we keep trying

01:14:22.340 to do is if you listen to us we keep trying to empower you the listener to use your intuition

01:14:26.620 a little bit trust your instincts if you're hearing something from somebody just don't take

01:14:31.200 it at face value even if they were once an ally because you don't know where they're coming from

01:14:35.480 and it's just it's just listen to the voice inside your head a little bit don't fall for

01:14:39.480 demonic be curious be curious always believe nothing that's coming from anybody who has

01:14:46.560 uh any sway or following believe nothing except what i say right and there you go and on that note

01:14:56.800 because i hate to say it but 74 years of this life i think

01:15:03.860 i learned some stuff and i really want to share it because it is a great shortcut and it helps

01:15:12.500 you so thanks for coming today see ya real quick plug your book it doesn't matter if you don't uh

01:15:17.820 jenny pentland this will be funny later it's a memoir i wrote it in like 2020 and uh there's a 0.74

01:15:22.900 whole nother fucking 800 chapters since then where do you where can you get it on amazon i don't 0.95

01:15:27.700 know where do you get books the fucking bookstore the library amazon i bought your book at all the 0.97

01:15:31.880 big retailers yeah that was back in the day yeah you can find it on amazon even if you don't get 0.98

01:15:36.740 paid if you sell enough you can get another book deal and then you can write that i already i

01:15:40.480 texted my editor and i was like hey you ready and i'm and then i was like it's gonna be a lot

01:15:44.660 different than that one and i don't think they're gonna want it i'm gonna have to self-publish this

01:15:48.380 next one because it's gonna be exactly like this podcast but worse okay well we'll find something

01:15:54.220 that we'll find something to do all my kids are writers and i'm grateful for that uh thanks god

01:15:59.880 thanks for that one too and dad too you're gonna have dad oh yeah and i'm gonna have their dad on

01:16:04.740 and he's a writer too i can't wait for the writers are different yeah he's different um and i want

01:16:10.680 you to be open to doing that more than once for real with dad with dad i was gonna say maybe we

01:16:15.840 could film for like four you guys just want us to get remarried no well no i don't it's the parent

01:16:20.680 trap of the 2026 it's got to be a podcast where you talk about your memoirs i would like you guys

01:16:27.180 to you know but you get along now but no i don't want you to get along now you becky and dad should

01:16:32.100 just be in a threesome i don't believe in twosomes or threesomes no no but i'm just saying i don't

01:16:38.800 think i don't think either of you have the energy to do what needs to be done in that podcast because

01:16:43.440 it's four or five hours of material at least so i think we should have them come more than a series

01:16:47.800 okay well whatever bell it's been fun knowing you we've been married for as we always say

01:16:54.200 uh 54 years now yeah and through other marriages and stuff too but whatever and he did self-publish

01:17:01.580 his book we've been married through other marriages huh yeah he's self we've been married

01:17:06.140 through other marriages he self-published his book too which is called uh uh one degree of

01:17:11.560 separation 50 riotous years as Mrs. Roseanne Barr. Mr. Roseanne Barr. Oh what a fun time we'll have

01:17:20.440 with that. It's an homage to you as was my book and everybody else in the family who loves you

01:17:25.300 and sees you as the matriarch that you are and the wise counsel and all the good things and we 1.00

01:17:30.880 know that you're not really the bitch that you pretend to be. Well my book is going to distract 0.99

01:17:34.600 you. It's going to be all that. When's your book? What's it going to be called? Oh I should ask

01:17:39.940 her what's the what's the worst thing that i ever did mommy dearest too is what i should ask the

01:17:45.300 worst thing you ever did yeah as a mother as a mother the worst thing you ever did well i married

01:17:51.180 tom arnold that's easy what was i mean that was that was pretty easy but yeah no it's fine like

01:17:56.240 it's nice to you know i learned a lot about autism and i learned a lot about i brought some

01:18:01.160 you learn a lot about table manners oh uh can i talk about that yeah okay uh mom was was it you

01:18:09.020 were tom that was appalled by our our table manners it was tom and i got put into the

01:18:13.440 epicurial school whatever yeah oh yeah tom was disgusted by our which are you with me in that

01:18:18.620 class no but they came to our house that one time and the woman a woman came to our house and i think

01:18:23.300 it's a woman that taught your class on on uh i wanted to say epigenics no she came to that it's

01:18:27.660 epicurial i think no they came to the house i didn't remember if you were with me no no i was

01:18:31.260 there i was on a break from one of the many mental institutions and they called me down and and they

01:18:37.320 were like hey the the lady's gonna teach you how to yeah I do remember use tableware and eat right

01:18:42.360 and so we had your chef cooked us this beautiful meal with soup can I interrupt real quick it was

01:18:47.340 like in pretty woman remember when she has to go to the dinner and the guy's teaching yeah it was

01:18:51.100 100% that but yeah it was like pretty woman and they had the expensive chef make all this soup

01:18:56.440 and he had his little white outfit on and he came out and he put all the food in front of us and the

01:19:00.640 woman's sitting there and she's very proper sitting up and she's got her silverware and

01:19:04.740 she's trying to explain to us this spoon is for this this fork is for this and me and jake and

01:19:08.600 i think jessica is there too we're just like and we're not retaining it we're horrified yeah we're

01:19:13.260 like and so tom gets the soup in front of him and he goes and he leans over and he gets a spoon and

01:19:19.120 he starts like everything you're not supposed to everything you're not wrong spoon and then he

01:19:25.220 would he first of all he would rock back and forth because autism and he would sweat profusely

01:19:30.840 and he would go like this and he would slurp and the woman just stopped everything she was doing

01:19:37.560 she went into some sort of shock and she left and never never came back and she didn't even

01:19:43.780 she didn't even look at us yeah no he was always talking about how gross she quit at the table

01:19:48.640 she quit at the table yeah she didn't wasn't he fun though he was funny i mean he was funny i had 0.98

01:19:56.100 some good memories with tom but that was the worst thing he let us do crazy shit like drop water 0.96

01:19:59.780 or water balloons on the heads of the paparazzi and stuff he did he was he was like he was a very 0.69

01:20:05.800 good sibling he was a maybe not a father he was a kid yeah yeah that's exactly what he was a fun

01:20:10.500 sibling oh i remember that sorry that epicurial school i remember thinking like oh this is kind

01:20:14.300 of cool like i can get into this yeah but she told me this is proper no one believes me to this day

01:20:19.180 but she said if you ever get like a piece of fat in your steak it's rude to put it in a napkin and

01:20:24.400 hide it you're actually supposed to take it out and put it in your plate and the second she said 1.00

01:20:28.480 And I said, fuck, this is all bullshit. 1.00

01:20:30.240 That's the grossest thing to do. 1.00

01:20:31.780 You put it on the edge of your plate, not tuck it under.

01:20:35.300 I don't want to see someone chew fat and stick it in their plate.

01:20:37.460 That's gross.

01:20:38.300 I hate people that don't put it in their napkin.

01:20:40.700 As Cosmo, my second son says, why would I ever go out to eat?

01:20:45.000 He will never go out with me.

01:20:45.980 He said, why would I go sit in a room full of other people

01:20:48.900 that are putting things into a hole in their body around other people 0.99

01:20:54.020 so that they can shit it out later? 0.95

01:20:55.840 Why would I go do that? 0.98

01:20:56.860 That's an interesting way to look at dinner.

01:20:58.340 He's odd. 0.63

01:20:58.480 he's mentally

01:20:59.660 he's a really odd kid 1.00

01:21:01.180 but it is a good point

01:21:02.020 that's why I don't like

01:21:02.580 to go in the bathroom 0.97

01:21:03.280 public bathrooms

01:21:03.980 yeah

01:21:04.420 well let's not even

01:21:05.880 it's the same thing

01:21:06.480 as a public bathroom 1.00

01:21:07.200 a public restroom

01:21:08.120 I never thought about that

01:21:08.860 that's interesting

01:21:09.500 is the same thing

01:21:10.280 it's the precursor

01:21:11.560 Cosmo's a genius man

01:21:11.900 I've been watching him

01:21:12.560 he is he is a genius

01:21:13.620 that's an interesting way

01:21:14.420 all my kids are very

01:21:15.500 all my grandchildren are geniuses

01:21:16.880 all right let's go

01:21:17.280 shove stuff in our hole 0.71

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - July 03, 2026

This Will Be Funny Later ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #141

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