The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Tinfoil Hats with Sam Tripoli

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00:00:57.060 Greetings, Earthlings, humans, whatever you got, all intelligent life forms, human and otherwise,

00:01:12.920 especially animals who are far smarter than human beings, as we all know,

00:01:17.840 because they don't lie to themselves. So that makes you a lot smarter.

00:01:21.360 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.

00:01:23.120 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.

00:01:29.900 Well, today we've got a really interesting show, a fellow comic, and I do consider him to be a genius.

00:01:38.740 So that's always cool when I can talk to other geniuses. And his name is Sam Tripoli. Hi, Sam.

00:01:45.100 Roseanne, I love you. That's the nicest intro I've ever gotten in my life. Thank you.

00:01:49.300 Well, I've been watching you, and I know you have. You're welcome. I know you have stored quite a

00:01:56.080 bit of facts in your mind. Yeah, I mean, those I can remember for sure.

00:02:02.220 You've got a lot of files in there. There's so many files, and I wish Elon Musk would come up a way

00:02:09.820 to get rid of some of the files so we can clean up to make room for new files. Yeah, I do too.

00:02:14.540 Because I'm like, I learn new stuff, and I instantly forget it. But I remember ridiculous stuff from the

00:02:19.140 past. Yeah, me too. But it is crazy. Happy, uh, first of all, we're recording this on, uh,

00:02:23.940 December 3rd. I don't know when this is coming out. But today was supposed to be the big, uh,

00:02:28.940 aliens were supposed to show up day. Oh, is that right? I didn't know that.

00:02:32.020 Today was the aliens supposed to show up day and go to a war in the skies.

00:02:36.500 I knew that was bullshit. Well, it's not over. It could still happen. It's still gonna happen.

00:02:41.620 But as of this recording, it has not happened. A lot of people getting let down. I never get into

00:02:46.060 dates, especially as a conspiracy theorist. I never go, it's gonna happen on this day. I go,

00:02:51.020 it's gonna happen when it happens. I look at those kind of things as like, okay,

00:02:54.440 they're trying to tell us something, but they can't dare tell us the real deal.

00:02:59.060 Planting seeds. Yeah, they're getting us to secrete a certain enzyme at a certain time.

00:03:06.320 Oh, I'm in. They feed off that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my whole thing.

00:03:10.300 Mind control. Yeah. They induce trauma and anxiety, and they love to build it, which means an event

00:03:18.660 is coming. But little do they know that I know. And that's why I'm like, you're welcome, America,

00:03:26.900 that you have me here, because I do decode devil, the devil-ism. I'm in, man. I'm all in. I know it

00:03:34.580 all, because I'm a Jew. And don't fucking piss me off. Well, it's very interesting. They played all

00:03:44.100 their cards. No, they did not. The only thing they don't have left, and I'd love to hear you,

00:03:48.160 is Operation Blue Beam, which is a fake alien. Right, the fake alien, the Orson Welles.

00:03:53.900 That seems to be it. The day the earth stood still, or they came, or whatever it was.

00:03:57.520 Do you watch Netflix? Are you Netflix, Gail? Never. No, I don't care for Susan Rice. Okay,

00:04:03.640 I respect that. She's one of the people who got me labeled a racist and pulled off of all media,

00:04:11.380 blacklisted everywhere. What a crazy time that was, huh? What a crazy, that couldn't happen,

00:04:15.320 I think, today. But then it definitely could. But there's a show called- You don't think it

00:04:19.780 could happen today? I think cancel culture was a giant psyop. Yeah, that started with the Me Too

00:04:27.600 movement. That was a giant psyop as well. Bankrolled by P. Diddy. What's that? Bankrolled by P. Diddy,

00:04:33.600 the Me Too movement. Jeffrey Epstein probably as well. Fuck yeah. CIA. CIA. No, it's not the CIA.

00:04:39.980 No, it's the LGBTQ plus C-A-A-C-I-A. It's so many letters. So many letters. It's too many.

00:04:51.940 You got to condense that. It all spells Satan. 100%. Yeah. So you asked me before if I believe

00:04:57.440 in God. Yeah, I do. My biggest thing, the best evidence for God is that there's a side that

00:05:05.940 worship darkness. And if there's darkness, there must be light. That's right. So that- I have my

00:05:11.960 own personal beliefs in terms of- That's right. But all these people worshiping all this darkness.

00:05:17.720 And for me, for me, you know- You know what's really freaky about them? They all believe in God

00:05:24.900 too. Because they could not be worshiping the devil if they didn't also believe in God.

00:05:33.400 Okay. I get that. And that is true. Yeah. What they did was they reversed it. That's the

00:05:41.500 perverse reverse. Yeah. And everything is perverse. They made Satan as powerful as God

00:05:47.340 when he is not. Not at all. According to Torah, God created that energy so that we would learn

00:05:56.900 not to choose it. Not to choose it. But to choose with our free will, the other, the good. I agree.

00:06:06.760 But you know, they think they're triangulating something. And then they try to raise demons with it.

00:06:13.340 And I do believe in demons. I believe in all that stuff. I believe most of those stuff are either

00:06:17.800 fallen angels or the spirits of Nephilim giants. Because- Right? Yeah. I'm so into that.

00:06:23.900 I'm all about the Nephilim, dude. I don't know about the Nephilim. My daughter always talks. And

00:06:29.080 I hear people talk. But I think that- Do you believe in fallen angels?

00:06:33.480 I believe that a lot of people on this planet ain't people.

00:06:37.880 I totally believe that.

00:06:40.120 Because that's what it says there. It says that a lot of them are just projections or holograms

00:06:45.620 of our own bad karma that we create with our acts and our bad deeds. Interesting.

00:06:51.460 That's not the Nephilim though, right? What? That's different than the Nephilim.

00:06:54.680 Who are the Nephilim? Nephilim are the offspring of when- I have a joke about my new special that

00:07:00.100 just dropped. Why is everybody getting quiet? About how fallen angels came down and made it with the

00:07:04.720 daughters of men. Yeah. And because women like bad boys, they were all into fallen angels, right?

00:07:10.280 Well, it says that they came down and visited themselves upon the- Yeah. They found them fair.

00:07:17.780 Yeah. Well, they wanted to hook up. Yeah.

00:07:20.500 Human chicks are hot. They wanted to-

00:07:22.900 They wanted to hit it, dude. So they came down and that's what happened. It's very interesting

00:07:32.240 because you're Jewish, I'm a Christian, we're Abraham- What was the thing with the human chicks

00:07:38.620 to go, hey, I'm going to let an alien hunt me? Yeah. What's up with that? Because women like bad

00:07:44.420 boys. Oh, okay. Want to piss their dads off. That's true. They're like, bring home a fallen

00:07:48.900 angel. That's true. Right? Like that. Look, I'm begging this demon from the sky. You should

00:07:55.780 have hugged me more, right? That's what it is. But even if you get, because you're Jewish,

00:08:00.280 I'm a Christian, we're Abrahamic religions. Right. We're the same. But I'm also like,

00:08:05.160 there's old gods. We're exactly the same, but y'all don't know it yet.

00:08:08.660 I do know it. Oh, okay. Good. I do know, but basically, so the reason I bring this up is

00:08:14.600 that there's old, if you go all the way back to the Vedics, they talk about fallen angels.

00:08:19.640 Yeah, they do all, everybody does since the beginning of time. It's the same religion that's

00:08:25.120 always been here. We're all talking the same stuff. Yeah. But it went through all these mutations

00:08:29.660 because of like the various colonial empires that, you know, you know, changed it and mutated

00:08:40.660 and it went all over the world and mixed with the folklore of that particular brand. And,

00:08:46.160 you know, it went everywhere. But pretty soon, I think something's going to happen where everybody's

00:08:51.440 like go on and they go, oh, I never saw it that way. In fact, this is great. We can now go into

00:09:00.620 the future and create, you know, a joyous environment for all the children of the world

00:09:07.040 because we don't need to hate nobody anymore. I agree, man. That's where it's eventually going

00:09:11.220 to get to. It is. It has to. Where, where it's like, we're going to live in a world of abundance,

00:09:15.680 not scarcity. That's right. Giving it away. When I, when I get in a, when I get in a financial

00:09:21.440 fear, I give away money. That's right. Because it tends to come back. That's how it goes. Absolutely.

00:09:26.300 I do. It's never, ever not worked for me where I was like scared of something. Yeah. Freaking out,

00:09:32.820 you know. And when you feel isolated, I always talk about this. When you feel isolated and nobody's

00:09:38.500 listening to you, duh, that's your cue that you need to go help somebody. That is, I'm sober. That

00:09:45.340 is AA right there. That is, that is sobriety. Sobriety is help another alcoholic. But this is

00:09:50.780 all in the Torah. Yeah. And everybody's like, that's the last place they look. Nobody wants to

00:09:56.720 look at religion. Well, they don't want to look at the Torah. Why don't they want to look in the

00:10:00.520 Torah? Because it just has all the truth that they just don't want to hear. It's super interesting.

00:10:04.660 They'd rather be blaming somebody else and creating hate out of their own misery.

00:10:09.100 That is it, man. And all it says in there is, hey, you can, you can leave slavery and learn

00:10:14.300 to create just law for everybody. The end. Yeah. I'm with you, man. Well, I'm just sick

00:10:20.080 of it. Yeah. Well, people, they, they get us fighting with each other. There's people at

00:10:24.120 the top. Well, they do. Yeah. And they love it and they take bets on it. Don't they? Yeah.

00:10:29.620 They fucking take bets on how long, how many of these guys are going to kill. Yeah. I'm

00:10:34.400 saying they're going to wipe out 350,000 of them if we do this. Nah. It's just like fucking

00:10:41.820 Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. I totally agree with you, man. Right. You can go on DraftKings and bet

00:10:47.000 on genocides. That's how it goes. It's true. It gets really weird, right? Right. It gets

00:10:50.940 really weird. And, you know, I mean, that's how they, that's how they get us not to pay attention.

00:10:55.400 They're such a lizard level in their consciousness. 100%. They have no empathy for like the populations

00:11:03.320 they have, you know, captured to do experiments on to create new drugs. I mean, it's just like

00:11:14.720 just a few guys and they're psycho fucking facts. I totally agree with you. But, you know,

00:11:18.840 you look at the U.S. economy, so much of our U.S. economy, Wall Street trades in drugs.

00:11:25.220 Like, illegal drugs, $50 billion. We get pharmaceuticals. And then they get their lawyers

00:11:31.480 to come in and go like this. Well, we're going to lose 50 million people. That's okay. We'll

00:11:35.800 cover it in the bottom line by the cancer treatment centers we also own and the fucking keeping

00:11:42.960 the cancer curing shit off the market, which makes our thing go up and cha-cha. We don't

00:11:49.500 care how many fucking children die. They're all psychopaths. Sorry, how do they deal with

00:11:55.840 illegal drugs? You said Wall Street does? Yeah, like, like, uh, illegal drugs coming into the

00:12:01.140 country. They make money off of that. The people who ship them in make money off of that. So our

00:12:05.640 economy makes money off of illegal drugs, cancer, okay, and human sex trafficking. Those are big

00:12:13.920 money makers in our economy, which makes you wonder, maybe we don't have the best economy

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00:12:28.040 because Wall Street's up. Then you go on tour and you go in the middle of nowhere. Like, nobody's got

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00:14:24.140 That's a genocide. Yeah, 100%. So the Anunnaki come down, they create the Sumerians,

00:14:29.980 and that's what I think the lizard people are. Who's the Anunnaki? The Anunnaki are fallen gods.

00:14:36.240 Fallen angels come down. Okay, so these are the, so to me that would be just their constructs of

00:14:45.140 phantoms we create. Well, I mean, they are, again, in all these religions.

00:14:50.760 Oh, okay. So all the religions are saying beings from another.

00:14:55.200 That God, there was a war in heaven.

00:14:57.540 They're all saying that?

00:14:58.920 Yeah, going all the way back.

00:15:00.260 All of them say that there was a war in heaven between the gods or between God and his angels.

00:15:06.940 Yes.

00:15:08.160 Okay.

00:15:08.700 And they send them down. And so here's the craziest thing. In, in, in, where's it? Turkey,

00:15:15.920 I think it is. They actually, the, the place where the Bible says that the angels sat down

00:15:20.700 has the biggest NATO base in the world.

00:15:24.460 Okay. So they believe it.

00:15:26.200 That's, well, they believe it.

00:15:28.440 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:15:29.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:30.180 The, the, the, the dark ones.

00:15:31.740 Yeah. They believe it. They, the tallest NATO base in the world is on the mountain where

00:15:38.740 the, the, the, the fallen angels sat down.

00:15:41.360 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:15:42.180 Right? It's crazy.

00:15:43.580 No, I knew that. It's all about longitude and latitude too.

00:15:46.200 Yeah, 100%.

00:15:47.480 And frequency. So I could see that it's from another, I mean, you know, I mean the first

00:15:53.300 time a lot of people in the forest or whatever saw a modern person who existed at the same

00:16:03.100 time walk into their town and they thought it was a god.

00:16:06.540 Yep.

00:16:07.160 So maybe they already, maybe they.

00:16:09.180 That's what the Aztecs.

00:16:10.000 Yeah.

00:16:10.520 Right. That's why they were able, that's why like a hundred guys were able to beat like

00:16:15.080 40,000 people or whatever that number is. Cause they, they, they didn't think they were people.

00:16:19.940 They thought, cause it was lining up with their prophecy that these gods are going to show up

00:16:23.860 and these guys just show up. So they're like, oh, it's the gods.

00:16:27.260 It might, it might've been, it might've been.

00:16:29.800 Well, maybe all those people, maybe they already live on this planet.

00:16:35.100 Maybe they didn't fall down from nowhere. Maybe they'd just been hidden a while.

00:16:39.660 Well, that's one of my favorite things is hidden history. Like what is, what is the true timeline?

00:16:44.420 Right.

00:16:45.160 Of humanity.

00:16:46.780 Right. Me too.

00:16:47.280 They want us to believe it's a couple thousand years. It could be millions of years. Have

00:16:50.400 you ever heard of Tartaria?

00:16:52.020 Oh, everything about Tartaria.

00:16:53.340 I told you he was the guest.

00:16:55.020 Did I not?

00:16:55.280 Yeah, I know about the world fair.

00:16:56.160 Oh, the world. Have you ever seen the AI generated video of the Chicago fair?

00:17:00.660 No.

00:17:01.080 Oh, it is. You watch that. You're like, there's no way they built this in two years.

00:17:05.500 Even if you said that was-

00:17:06.240 Isn't that the one that has sacrifices to Moloch in it?

00:17:10.280 Yep. And then it had like a giant stadium that could fit 300,000 people. And they said

00:17:17.260 they built that in two years. I mean, if you watch it, it's crazy.

00:17:20.640 What era was it built?

00:17:21.520 It was in the-

00:17:22.300 The Chicago World Fifth.

00:17:23.220 The 1870s, I believe.

00:17:25.220 The first movie ever shown at the White House was the movie of Moloch.

00:17:31.040 Really? What was that?

00:17:32.260 It was about sacrificing of a baby.

00:17:34.420 Oh my God.

00:17:34.960 The first movie ever shown at the White House?

00:17:37.020 Yeah.

00:17:37.620 Uh-uh.

00:17:38.220 Yeah.

00:17:39.020 Right?

00:17:39.600 Yeah.

00:17:39.780 Uh-uh, when?

00:17:40.680 Imagine sitting down and eating popcorn and it's like, baby, put it in the oven, shut it,

00:17:45.500 boom.

00:17:46.980 I don't doubt it at all.

00:17:48.440 Yeah.

00:17:48.900 What president, what era? It would have been early 1900s probably, right?

00:17:52.460 Yeah.

00:17:53.120 Was it-

00:17:54.040 I don't want to say-

00:17:54.560 What was the fucking name of that?

00:17:55.940 Was it-

00:17:56.560 I'll look it up.

00:17:57.100 No, it could have been Woodrow Wilson. I forget who the first movie-

00:17:58.880 Early 1900s.

00:18:00.100 Had to be that.

00:18:00.840 Yeah.

00:18:01.680 Okay, so is the Anunnaki different than the Nephilim? This is one of my questions.

00:18:04.600 Yeah, because the Nephilim are the children of the fallen angels.

00:18:09.580 Okay.

00:18:09.820 They're not the fallen angels.

00:18:11.100 What are the Anunnaki?

00:18:11.380 They're the children.

00:18:12.540 Then what are the-

00:18:13.000 The Anunnaki would be fallen angels as well.

00:18:14.880 Oh, so the Anunnaki are the parents of the Nephilim.

00:18:17.260 Yes.

00:18:17.900 Okay.

00:18:18.300 But there's many fallen angels.

00:18:20.020 There's not-

00:18:20.640 Well, they're related.

00:18:22.080 The Anunnaki's gave birth to the Nephilims?

00:18:25.220 Yes.

00:18:25.740 Okay.

00:18:26.100 Well, women gave birth to the Nephilim, but they were-

00:18:29.120 The Nephilim are half human?

00:18:31.000 The Nephilims are half human.

00:18:32.360 Okay, I get it.

00:18:33.520 Okay.

00:18:33.800 And they were just getting bigger and bigger, and then they just started eating everybody.

00:18:37.660 Yeah, they're giant.

00:18:38.020 And that's when the flood comes.

00:18:38.540 Oh, my God.

00:18:39.580 They were eating-

00:18:40.580 That's the-

00:18:41.400 Oh, I-

00:18:42.020 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:18:43.800 They were cannibal-

00:18:44.660 That's right.

00:18:45.320 That's why he destroyed the world.

00:18:47.100 Yes, they started eating each other, so that's why they had to flood it.

00:18:50.120 Because the DNA was getting shish kebobbed, right?

00:18:54.640 Yeah, we all-

00:18:55.520 Because they didn't want us to, like, go down that road of that.

00:18:58.660 Well, they wanted us to have God's pure DNA, and these Nephilim giants, these fallen angels

00:19:04.340 were ruining that DNA, flood it.

00:19:08.180 Oh, shit.

00:19:08.480 Now you look with this vaccine.

00:19:10.820 Yeah.

00:19:11.660 Oh, they're doing the same shit.

00:19:13.340 Same shit.

00:19:15.440 Same shit.

00:19:16.200 I have people hit me up on Twitter all the time going, dog, the vaccine saved lives.

00:19:20.760 I'm like, bro, we're looking at 30 million people access deaths right now that nobody's

00:19:25.920 talking about.

00:19:26.520 I have a good friend of mine.

00:19:28.220 He did jokes on his-

00:19:29.440 Well, that's going to get us in trouble on-

00:19:31.060 We don't give a fuck.

00:19:32.000 YouTube.

00:19:32.760 Okay.

00:19:33.260 And Google.

00:19:34.120 No, fuck, fuck.

00:19:34.600 No, let's talk about that.

00:19:36.300 We don't have to.

00:19:37.240 No, I want to.

00:19:38.720 No, we're already in trouble.

00:19:40.300 My apologies.

00:19:40.820 No, no.

00:19:41.260 Fuck you, we are.

00:19:41.720 No, listen, we'll put it on Rumble, but-

00:19:43.420 Fuck YouTube.

00:19:43.820 You know, how long have they been censoring the truth on them places?

00:19:48.020 Yeah.

00:19:48.560 And then it turns out it's true and they don't say, oh, sorry.

00:19:51.720 Nobody goes back.

00:19:52.080 They do it again.

00:19:53.140 They never pay.

00:19:54.360 I'm getting hit on Twitter right now.

00:19:56.100 People, the vaccine, the same people's lives.

00:19:58.940 I'm like, bro, your algorithm is lying to you.

00:20:01.320 Yeah.

00:20:01.800 It's lying.

00:20:02.480 It's not showing you any of the data.

00:20:05.300 Is it 30 million access deaths?

00:20:07.460 Yeah.

00:20:08.220 That's globally, obviously, right?

00:20:09.560 Yeah.

00:20:09.880 Yeah.

00:20:10.560 That's a lot.

00:20:11.320 That is a lot.

00:20:12.200 Is that just worldwide or the U.S.?

00:20:14.540 I think it's worldwide.

00:20:15.780 I heard it was worldwide, too.

00:20:17.840 But, you know, you-

00:20:18.460 Well, they really are trying to depopulate Africa in a fast, fucking hurry to get all

00:20:22.580 those resources.

00:20:22.600 What do you think they want to do?

00:20:24.460 Take it over, right?

00:20:25.640 Yeah, they want the resources.

00:20:26.360 Clean out the population.

00:20:27.800 Cobalt.

00:20:28.160 Take it over.

00:20:29.760 I mean, Bill Gates, like, so I have this theory, right?

00:20:32.560 Bill Gates doesn't like black people.

00:20:34.940 He doesn't like anybody.

00:20:36.020 He doesn't like people.

00:20:36.860 But he doesn't like people.

00:20:38.560 He must not like his daughter's boyfriend, by the way.

00:20:41.140 Is she black?

00:20:41.540 No, she's dating a black guy.

00:20:43.800 Dating whoever you want.

00:20:44.620 I don't care.

00:20:45.620 But it just makes me laugh, because she's like, everyone's mad at me, because my boyfriend's

00:20:49.800 black.

00:20:50.140 I'm like, you're such a rich chick, just trying to find clout that, like, you have a hard

00:20:54.460 life.

00:20:54.520 Bad boy, fallen angel.

00:20:55.480 Her dad.

00:20:55.720 To cover that your dad's trying to kill every black person in the world.

00:20:59.380 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:21:00.340 Even-

00:21:00.620 Yeah, you're cool.

00:21:01.860 Like, we got-

00:21:02.480 You remember him and his wife?

00:21:03.580 Your dad's so cool that he accepts you.

00:21:05.040 Which wife?

00:21:05.360 We got to get it to them first.

00:21:06.860 You're like, what, dude?

00:21:07.880 Oh, my God.

00:21:08.760 It's horrible.

00:21:09.160 She's so creepy.

00:21:10.320 Which version?

00:21:10.800 Well, they're all eugenicists, too.

00:21:12.460 They're all eugenicists.

00:21:13.620 Even his father was a eugenicist.

00:21:15.100 Yeah, he was.

00:21:15.840 He would help found-

00:21:18.320 Margaret Sanger.

00:21:19.880 Planned Parenthood.

00:21:20.680 He worked with Margaret Sanger.

00:21:23.240 And Bill Gates' dad was in charge of the Washington State Federal Reserve.

00:21:29.180 What?

00:21:29.400 Yeah, I knew that, too.

00:21:31.600 Right?

00:21:32.100 So, I have this whole theory that all these billionaires are just LARPs.

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00:22:41.640 That they're not really, like, they're playing a role.

00:22:46.420 And because they're all related to somebody, like Jeff Bezos, everyone's like.

00:22:49.920 It ain't really his money.

00:22:51.600 It's not his money.

00:22:52.580 And it's not his technology either.

00:22:54.300 He didn't work out of his garage.

00:22:56.260 He actually worked real hard.

00:22:57.820 He's such a hard worker.

00:22:59.300 You know, his grandpa founded DARPA.

00:23:02.100 What?

00:23:02.360 Yeah.

00:23:02.680 Yeah.

00:23:03.120 Jeff Bezos' grandpa founded DARPA.

00:23:05.320 Yeah.

00:23:05.580 Grandpa worked in nuclear technology and energy before, and they pulled him over to the U.S. government and ran DARPA.

00:23:13.060 Holy shit.

00:23:14.420 I knew a lot of shit about DARPA because you know who Frank Zappa was?

00:23:18.520 Yeah.

00:23:18.820 Okay.

00:23:19.540 Well, his wife, Gail, was about my best friend ever in the whole world.

00:23:24.040 And her father was a nuclear physicist and, you know, knew all that, what was going on there.

00:23:33.740 Frank Zappa's dad was in charge of, like, psyops and, like, running mental games or something like that for the military.

00:23:44.020 Wasn't Jim Morrison's dad in the CIA?

00:23:45.640 Jim Morrison's dad, too.

00:23:47.120 Jim Morrison's dad was the captain on the boat that basically was involved with the Gulf of Tonkin, which was a giant lie to get us in the war.

00:23:56.860 They all use their kids.

00:23:58.480 They all?

00:23:59.120 Dude, that's so good.

00:23:59.980 The, the, the, the, the.

00:24:01.220 Every shooter's dad's in the CIA or the FBI.

00:24:03.800 One hundred percent.

00:24:05.060 Yeah, they all sacrifice their eldest.

00:24:07.680 We have to do.

00:24:08.460 That's all we have to do for you, dude.

00:24:09.660 I just do an allegedly.

00:24:11.260 Allegedly.

00:24:11.700 Yeah, but no, keep going.

00:24:12.680 This is so good.

00:24:13.520 Please, you two.

00:24:14.080 I've been waiting for you two to talk for a while.

00:24:15.740 No, but they're, I mean, they're all, they're all in the same club and the money goes into the pot.

00:24:21.420 Yeah.

00:24:21.920 Hey, hey, you know, well, they've been saying for seven years, too, and I'm pissed at this for, you know, I no longer consider them in the conspiracy theorist club.

00:24:31.140 Who?

00:24:32.200 The fucking Jisara motherfuckers.

00:24:35.460 That's supposed to have happened.

00:24:37.080 Oh, you mean with the economy and stuff like that?

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:40.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:41.960 Not going to happen.

00:24:43.060 No, wait, what's this one?

00:24:44.620 You have to explain.

00:24:45.440 It's basically.

00:24:46.480 The liberating of all the world's gold on behalf of the human population.

00:24:50.200 It's not happening.

00:24:50.800 So we get out of this fractional reserve banking, which is based on debt.

00:24:56.380 Right.

00:24:56.980 And it goes, gets out of that.

00:24:58.680 And then, you know, nobody paid taxes.

00:25:00.360 Everyone, it's like this.

00:25:01.100 They yanked us every year going, it's going to happen any minute.

00:25:04.640 But when, when did you decide to give up on that?

00:25:06.380 Well, it has to happen when Trump's in.

00:25:08.100 Well, okay, he's in and he's never said one thing except for going and yanking the Bitcoin.

00:25:13.520 I think he has to play a little ball.

00:25:15.480 I mean, like, here's my.

00:25:16.340 Bitcoin.

00:25:16.720 They say that shit's going up to a million dollars.

00:25:19.260 It's almost got to a hundred thousand.

00:25:21.740 I don't know.

00:25:22.620 I'm still not buying it.

00:25:23.980 It's too late.

00:25:24.800 It's too late.

00:25:26.120 You have to do XRP.

00:25:27.100 Buy little pieces.

00:25:28.540 What are you into?

00:25:29.500 I haven't done it yet, but XRP is the one I'm looking at.

00:25:31.660 XRP.

00:25:32.240 Yeah.

00:25:32.440 Do you know what they think that's going to be, right?

00:25:34.260 No.

00:25:34.960 The, the, the Fed coin.

00:25:37.220 That's probably it.

00:25:38.340 I'm buying it tomorrow.

00:25:39.200 I haven't done it.

00:25:39.760 I don't do crypto.

00:25:40.340 It's only $2 right now, which is a lot for the people who got in early.

00:25:43.960 I'm on the Fed coin.

00:25:45.380 I think so.

00:25:46.280 Well, because you're going to.

00:25:47.140 I know Trump already took the Fed and put it in the treasury.

00:25:49.640 Well, here's what they're going to.

00:25:50.420 They say they're going to do.

00:25:51.420 Everyone says I'm crazy, but the word is they're going to take it and buy it back.

00:25:56.140 They're going to buy it back at exorbitant rate to get all the crypto back.

00:26:00.100 Okay.

00:26:00.580 Which is so.

00:26:01.560 So it'd be good to be invested in crypto.

00:26:03.080 Could be even more money.

00:26:04.320 Okay.

00:26:05.000 So, I mean, that's what it is.

00:26:06.620 You know, I got when it was like 30 cents.

00:26:09.180 It's now.

00:26:09.440 Oh, you did well.

00:26:10.100 It's now $2.50.

00:26:10.940 But even there might be a time where $2.50 will look super cheap if it's 50 bucks.

00:26:16.060 I just can't do it.

00:26:17.000 I'm going to do silver.

00:26:18.080 I'm too.

00:26:18.540 I'm too.

00:26:19.060 I'm a gold and silver guy.

00:26:20.320 Yeah, we are.

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00:26:27.220 It was really, really beneficial to a lot of people.

00:26:29.120 You and I have invested in silver ourselves.

00:26:31.000 We keep telling people it's just super important, especially with Trump in office.

00:26:36.380 And, you know, we talk about in this episode with Sam, we talk about Bitcoin and ecstasy

00:26:40.740 and all this stuff.

00:26:41.540 It's just it's a wild world out there.

00:26:43.260 This is the safest way.

00:26:44.780 Yeah, this is actual wealth that doesn't lose value.

00:26:48.080 Precious metals.

00:26:49.040 Everyone's doing it.

00:26:49.720 There's a reason for it.

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00:27:36.000 I just load up.

00:27:37.360 I just load up.

00:27:38.240 Yeah.

00:27:38.600 Silver is $30.

00:27:40.920 And I found out that hasn't changed since the mid 80s.

00:27:43.680 Well, because they're manipulating the market.

00:27:46.020 But I think they think it's going to go to 60, our gold.

00:27:48.620 That's because some other shit's come.

00:27:50.440 They found some other thing.

00:27:52.040 Baby blood.

00:27:52.440 That's going to blow it away.

00:27:53.400 What do you think is going to be crazier?

00:27:55.520 A new precious metal?

00:27:58.700 Something they can use in the electric thing.

00:28:02.400 I'm not against it.

00:28:03.860 We haven't had any good metal discoveries in a while.

00:28:06.620 Every two minutes, we're getting a new animal.

00:28:09.400 And then they find tribes in the middle of like nowhere because they have these drones

00:28:13.480 everywhere.

00:28:14.300 And then they're just deep in the forest and stuff like that.

00:28:17.560 I hope they leave them alone.

00:28:18.940 I do too.

00:28:19.480 They always walk in and then they get measles and die.

00:28:22.940 Eddie Bravo has a theory that they don't want us going into the water or going into the forest.

00:28:29.300 So they make movies about people dying in the water like Jaws.

00:28:33.040 And they make movies about rednecks skinning people in the forest because they don't want you going into the forest.

00:28:39.160 So they scare you to stay out of there.

00:28:41.500 Because I believe you get closer to nature that way.

00:28:44.240 Yeah.

00:28:44.500 And then you get to see the really crazy stuff like Bigfoot and all that that you can't see in the big city because of all the electricity.

00:28:51.700 That could very well be.

00:28:54.640 Well, you know, the Apaches say they can't astral project anymore because we have so much energy going on.

00:29:00.800 And, you know, Elon Musk puts up that big Starlink.

00:29:03.640 Now they can't astral project.

00:29:05.520 But you go in the middle of the city, there's very, very little electricity.

00:29:09.380 You go, excuse me, go into the forest.

00:29:11.380 It's very little electricity.

00:29:12.560 You can see more stuff.

00:29:14.520 But you have to be open-minded to seeing it to believe you can see it.

00:29:18.620 Because if you don't believe you can see it, then you'll never see it.

00:29:21.980 Well, I find that to be very true.

00:29:25.840 Are you a cryptid person?

00:29:27.400 Do you believe in Bigfoots and stuff like that?

00:29:30.080 I just believe in that I might see something I ain't seen before.

00:29:34.340 I'm always down with that.

00:29:35.980 Yeah.

00:29:36.580 And I have seen stuff I've never seen before.

00:29:39.280 Because in Hawaii, I live in the rainforest.

00:29:42.800 And I always am seeing something I've never seen before.

00:29:45.520 There's a ton of animals we don't know about and things we don't know about.

00:29:48.600 And they're beautiful if people would leave them alone.

00:29:51.040 I saw stuff at the store, at the comedy store.

00:29:53.700 I saw crazy weird stuff.

00:29:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:56.660 The comedy store.

00:29:57.680 We've got to talk about comedy.

00:29:58.620 Oh, yeah.

00:29:58.960 It's all haunted.

00:29:59.820 Okay.

00:30:00.300 I know.

00:30:00.980 I know all that.

00:30:01.980 So we'll talk about that.

00:30:02.820 But first, you said you wanted to be a comic the minute you were born.

00:30:06.920 I remember wanting to be a comic the minute I knew I existed, like, in the universe.

00:30:14.420 Really?

00:30:14.460 My first thought, I was like, oh, I'm something.

00:30:16.000 And then second thought, I was like, I want to make people laugh.

00:30:18.440 I didn't even know what the job, there was a job for that.

00:30:21.480 And I've always, since I was a kid, I was voted class clown in sixth grade.

00:30:27.400 I went to high school with the sole purpose of winning class clown.

00:30:31.660 I didn't even care if I graduated.

00:30:33.200 I just wanted to be class clown.

00:30:35.260 And were you?

00:30:36.020 Yeah, I got it.

00:30:37.200 I got it.

00:30:37.740 And then they stopped the award for a couple years because they're just like, dude, you're

00:30:42.240 trying to get this award.

00:30:43.400 We're going to stop it.

00:30:44.280 So they stopped it for like three years.

00:30:46.220 What was your best class clown thing you did in high school?

00:30:49.860 I don't know.

00:30:50.200 It's just, so here's the thing about me is like, I grew up with a bunch of guys that

00:30:54.820 we were the first generation of divorce, right?

00:30:58.760 So like all my friends, their parents were divorcing and it really affected them.

00:31:03.780 So at some point we stopped fighting with each other and we just started becoming verbally

00:31:09.560 assassins.

00:31:11.460 So we would just like go to Pontillo's in Cortland.

00:31:14.940 And if you sat in this one part of the seat, you would just get lit up.

00:31:18.520 So you just learned to get really fast with each other.

00:31:21.060 Fast forward, I moved to Vegas.

00:31:22.520 I go do standup and this heckler comes up and he starts heckling me.

00:31:26.940 And I just annihilate this guy because it was just my wheel set.

00:31:31.140 And I'm like, oh, this is what I'm supposed to do.

00:31:32.900 And I, I've been great with hecklers ever since.

00:31:35.560 It's what affects you as a child sometimes becomes your strength as a, as an adult.

00:31:40.960 Yeah, that's absolutely right.

00:31:42.560 The things that hurt you when you're a kid make you strong when you're an adult.

00:31:47.340 Yeah.

00:31:47.820 If you handle them well.

00:31:49.520 Yeah, that's true.

00:31:50.600 You can handle them bad.

00:31:52.540 Yeah.

00:31:53.120 It comes out in weird ways when you're an adult.

00:31:57.160 Oh yeah.

00:31:57.480 For sure.

00:31:57.920 You don't, you can tell when somebody hasn't, uh, dealt with their shit.

00:32:02.500 Yeah.

00:32:03.060 Can't you?

00:32:03.640 Yeah.

00:32:04.800 Yeah.

00:32:05.380 How do you tell?

00:32:06.220 Huh?

00:32:06.540 How do you tell?

00:32:08.340 Uh, you can tell by the way they act and the shit they say.

00:32:13.180 Well, how about these politicians who are closeted gay and they're just evil?

00:32:18.820 Like how many closeted gay people were just like shady, committing war crimes and all that

00:32:25.360 stuff?

00:32:25.660 Like Obama, right?

00:32:27.560 Obama's gay.

00:32:28.160 We all like, on the show, we know he's gay.

00:32:31.480 I didn't know he was in the closet.

00:32:32.700 You don't think, oh, you, you always thought he was gay?

00:32:35.360 I always thought he was in the closet.

00:32:36.920 Well, cause he was bathhouse Barry.

00:32:39.340 They call it.

00:32:40.160 Yeah.

00:32:40.680 And good for you.

00:32:41.540 Live your best life.

00:32:42.540 But you know, it just like the sun about when you're in, cause you look at like Linda B.

00:32:46.420 Johnson.

00:32:46.840 He was like that.

00:32:47.920 I always say that Bill, Bill Clinton is like the Andy Dick.

00:32:51.900 Um, he'll fuck anything.

00:32:55.680 Who just hits a hole.

00:32:57.460 A hole's a hole.

00:32:58.360 That's what he thinks.

00:32:59.460 Right.

00:32:59.940 I see him that way too.

00:33:01.400 Yeah.

00:33:02.200 I mean, I mean, then you go back to like, uh, JFK was like that.

00:33:06.480 Yeah, he was.

00:33:07.140 He was by, they all like to have something on them, dude.

00:33:11.020 So it's interesting.

00:33:12.900 So it's like when you're close.

00:33:13.860 Well, it's because only one kind of person wants that job.

00:33:17.600 Psycho.

00:33:18.620 Well, I don't know.

00:33:20.620 Well, I think they, I think it's a sociopath, but they might turn psychopath once they get

00:33:27.500 all that power.

00:33:28.180 What's the difference in this, between a sociopath and a psychopath?

00:33:32.140 A sociopath thinks, is afraid he may get caught.

00:33:38.500 Oh.

00:33:39.360 And a psychopath thinks he will never get caught because he's got the law on his side.

00:33:45.800 I'm down with that because I, I was thinking the other day recently that humans are like

00:33:53.800 mammals, right?

00:33:55.160 Well, we are mammals.

00:33:56.200 We are, but obviously I shouldn't have said are like, we are mammals, but we have a lot

00:34:01.800 of the behaviors of them in that when you watch like, like a national geographic, right?

00:34:07.340 And this herd is kind of going and then these apex predators come and pick one off.

00:34:12.840 What does a herd do?

00:34:13.640 Just keeps moving.

00:34:15.100 Right?

00:34:15.360 So like Bill Gates is out there giving everybody bioweapons and everybody just, they're almost

00:34:20.340 memory holding it at this point.

00:34:22.180 Oh, they are.

00:34:22.820 Absolutely.

00:34:23.460 And just nobody cares.

00:34:25.100 Well, yeah.

00:34:25.700 Well, we do, but it's crazy to me.

00:34:28.500 And then if you bring it up after it's memory hold, you're crazy and, and you made it out.

00:34:33.500 And they're angry.

00:34:33.920 They're like, just let go.

00:34:35.660 We've moved on.

00:34:36.580 But the people that speak are speaking from a script.

00:34:40.860 They're not saying nothing real.

00:34:43.340 No.

00:34:43.460 It's like, it's wall to wall bullshit.

00:34:46.280 You think a lot of it?

00:34:47.540 All of it.

00:34:48.380 It's like, I say it is a unified field of bullshit.

00:34:53.600 In terms of like people like, um, who are speaking out?

00:34:57.740 Anybody speaking.

00:34:59.520 Anybody speaking.

00:35:00.560 Anybody speaking pretty much.

00:35:02.840 Uh, yeah.

00:35:04.260 Except for not me.

00:35:06.000 Okay.

00:35:06.860 So you're the real one.

00:35:08.460 I am.

00:35:09.320 I respect it.

00:35:10.360 And I'm because I'm 72.

00:35:13.000 And you don't care.

00:35:14.340 No.

00:35:14.740 And I've studied and read and I'm not a fucking idiot.

00:35:19.360 You know, I'm not.

00:35:20.380 And I have intelligence, fact and data on my side so they can kiss my fucking fat fucking

00:35:28.280 ass.

00:35:29.620 You know what I mean?

00:35:30.660 Respect.

00:35:31.000 I don't, I don't, I don't come out there with my fucking beliefs.

00:35:35.640 Hello.

00:35:36.360 I'm not a fucking retard.

00:35:38.880 I don't, I have my beliefs, but I always set aside my beliefs for fact and data.

00:35:46.320 I love it.

00:35:46.940 Because I'm fucking intelligent.

00:35:48.820 Yeah.

00:35:49.040 I'm with you.

00:35:49.580 And so is God.

00:35:51.160 Yeah.

00:35:51.500 I'm with you.

00:35:52.380 And these people are not speaking for God and I know it and I am not going to be insulted

00:35:57.900 because I know God and they are no God.

00:36:03.220 I'm with you on that.

00:36:04.460 See what I'm saying?

00:36:05.420 Do I do?

00:36:06.100 So they can go fuck themselves.

00:36:07.560 They should.

00:36:08.840 Well, they do.

00:36:09.720 Well, good.

00:36:10.740 They deserve that.

00:36:11.900 Go fuck yourself.

00:36:12.980 All they do is fucking chronic masturbate 24 fucking seven.

00:36:17.440 Probably the videos of themselves masturbating.

00:36:20.140 Oh yeah.

00:36:20.660 You know, a lot of people do.

00:36:22.240 Just jerking off of themselves.

00:36:23.840 Knuckles up.

00:36:26.640 What's knuckles up?

00:36:27.800 I don't know.

00:36:28.360 It's shady.

00:36:29.120 I'm just saying.

00:36:30.000 If you're going knuckles up, you're deep into the dark arts, right?

00:36:32.860 Right?

00:36:35.160 Well, now that what were we?

00:36:36.720 Oh, the comedy store.

00:36:37.960 Okay.

00:36:38.260 So you told me that you're the second person.

00:36:42.020 I held the longest record from 1985 that I was the only comic that got taken from the

00:36:49.940 audition to the main stage in the same night.

00:36:53.200 You and I have been connected forever and I've always been so excited about this little,

00:36:59.340 you know, I'm a little trivia.

00:37:00.780 I'm, I, there's two things that I'm involved with that are trivia.

00:37:04.640 First one is like, who is the other podcast episode that was put out in the same day Donald

00:37:09.960 Trump was on Joe Rogan?

00:37:11.440 It was me and Trump.

00:37:12.660 So we're like Eskimo brothers, right?

00:37:14.800 In some weird way.

00:37:15.600 On October 25th of this year, both Trump and my podcast episode on JRE dropped.

00:37:22.680 And together we have 50 million views.

00:37:25.600 Like he has 50, I have 700, but together is a pretty big day.

00:37:31.460 Uh, and then the second trivia thing is, is like, there's only been two people in the

00:37:37.740 history of when Mitzi Shore was running the comic store that she made their first spot

00:37:42.540 ever in the main room.

00:37:44.160 Uh, their first regular paid spot, a main room spot.

00:37:48.380 It was Roseanne Barr and Sam Tripoli.

00:37:51.420 The only two.

00:37:52.720 And you'd got yours in 99.

00:37:55.260 I got mine in, uh, yep.

00:37:57.420 99.

00:37:57.860 So look at you, you, you brought the boys in and, uh, that's pretty cool.

00:38:03.580 Several years after I held it.

00:38:05.460 Oh, I was so proud that I had it, but you know, I'm glad that a boy got it too.

00:38:11.580 Thank you.

00:38:12.060 Thanks for letting us in.

00:38:13.720 Thank you for that diversity hire there, Mitzi.

00:38:17.400 Thank you.

00:38:17.840 It's very interesting because you were from a, um, you were from a great era at the store.

00:38:26.400 And then I was part of two eras at the store, which was called the dead period, which, uh,

00:38:32.900 the dead period was like, kind of like after the nineties comedy and everybody had blown

00:38:38.440 up like you, uh, and all those dice and all them had left.

00:38:42.940 And it was just kind of like the industry wasn't going there.

00:38:46.380 The crowds were super small, except for maybe on the weekends, but it was like the greatest

00:38:51.240 time ever.

00:38:51.840 Cause Mitzi was there, but she wasn't, she didn't have a, like a title.

00:38:55.920 So it was like, it was the greatest art ever was because you could go up there and bomb

00:39:00.200 in dignity.

00:39:00.860 Like you could go take a chance on a set and like, if you bomb, nobody cared, she'd put

00:39:05.940 you up again.

00:39:06.720 And then when Rogan came back, that's the second area I was part of.

00:39:10.620 And that was just, probably was very close to when you guys were there and the viewers

00:39:15.560 selling out to two main rooms every night.

00:39:18.080 That's, that's what the comedy store was like then.

00:39:20.000 And now it's kind of gone back into, uh, every 20 years, the comedy store resets itself.

00:39:25.120 Yeah.

00:39:25.760 Every 20 years, the old guard has to leave.

00:39:28.560 The new guard comes in and yeah, man, it's kind of in a new era right now.

00:39:33.320 I remember I used to go down there on Tuesday night cause they had, uh, uh, I don't remember

00:39:40.080 the name of it, but it was black night.

00:39:42.700 It was, uh, Mo Betta Mondays.

00:39:45.000 No, no, no.

00:39:45.480 Excuse me.

00:39:45.900 That's at the improv.

00:39:47.160 Trippin, uh, Trippin on Tuesdays.

00:39:49.200 Yeah.

00:39:50.340 And, um, uh, what I saw there, it just, it, it was, uh, comedy mixed with rap.

00:40:00.440 It was so fucking great.

00:40:03.260 It was great.

00:40:04.180 It was just fucking great.

00:40:06.420 That show was going great until somebody got shot on the patio.

00:40:10.280 Yeah.

00:40:10.600 And the funniest story about that is everybody says Tiffany Haddish saved everybody's life

00:40:15.540 cause like everyone was partying in the, uh, belly room during the roast battle and she

00:40:21.240 would go so long on her judgments that the show went over 30 minutes.

00:40:26.620 So nobody was on the patio when that shooting happened.

00:40:30.220 So she saved a bunch of lives by running the line every day.

00:40:33.840 Right.

00:40:34.700 It was crazy.

00:40:35.640 Like, I don't know.

00:40:36.460 I'm sure a woman's experience at the comedy store is maybe different than a man's.

00:40:42.560 Like when I was there, dude, it was like the best stuff would be like, you'd go on stage,

00:40:47.940 work your act, get after party, get late.

00:40:50.340 It was the best time ever.

00:40:51.880 That's not there anymore.

00:40:52.940 And maybe that's good.

00:40:54.160 Maybe it's meant to evolve, but it was wild west back in the day.

00:40:58.200 And it was, it was like a private club that if you were able to get in and Mitzi Shore picked

00:41:02.720 you to play there, you could develop and just, you could talk to other comics all night

00:41:07.660 long.

00:41:08.040 And what happened at the store stayed at the store.

00:41:10.300 Right.

00:41:11.020 It was like artistic heaven.

00:41:13.300 It was, it was.

00:41:14.000 And watch everybody in that give you ideas, you know, everybody come up and give you a line.

00:41:18.940 And they'd watch you critique you as a real.

00:41:23.240 Do you like watching comedy?

00:41:24.680 I do.

00:41:25.220 I love it.

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00:43:14.000 I need to get back to, I haven't done it in a long time, and I feel like it's time to

00:43:19.440 watch, like, some of my peers live.

00:43:21.560 Oh, yeah, I love that Cam, I can't remember his last name, but that kid.

00:43:25.300 Cam from Kill Tony?

00:43:27.180 Yeah, I just love him.

00:43:29.140 Tony took me, he said, hey, watch this kid.

00:43:32.020 He's the real.

00:43:32.540 I like Cam.

00:43:33.360 He goes, he is the real shit.

00:43:37.180 And, you know, and he is, and so I, you know.

00:43:41.520 All those guys are good writers, man.

00:43:43.080 Good writers.

00:43:43.840 Ari is a really great writer.

00:43:49.800 You know, I could tell he really had lived it.

00:43:52.860 Yes.

00:43:53.040 That was what we talked about.

00:43:54.760 So, have you really lived your comedy act?

00:43:58.040 That's my problem, is that I can't write stuff that I haven't lived.

00:44:02.540 So, I have to sit around and wait for something to happen so I can write a joke.

00:44:07.180 And, like, for me, my hardest part of my comedy right now, believe it or not, is the opening bit, is opening.

00:44:13.160 Yeah, the opening is always the hardest.

00:44:14.720 That's the hardest for me, to connect with these people.

00:44:17.340 Because I just want to go up there and rant and rave about lizard people and fallen angels and all that stuff.

00:44:22.880 But I got to slow roll it.

00:44:24.100 Like, my style is kind of, I call it gator roll.

00:44:26.920 Where I start really, like, how an alligator eats its prey.

00:44:29.940 It, like, starts really at the top and then slowly drags them, drags them down into the dark, dark waters.

00:44:35.180 And then you got them laughing at me, talking about retards and shit.

00:44:39.000 You know?

00:44:39.320 So, it's like, it starts simple and ends kind of into craziness that I do.

00:44:44.480 So, my opening, I have to, because I don't have that look where I walk up on stage and you know who I am.

00:44:49.560 There's so many comics that are blessed with that.

00:44:51.480 But I think you do.

00:44:53.000 I do?

00:44:53.560 Yeah.

00:44:55.000 Yeah.

00:44:56.160 You're the...

00:44:56.720 Maybe I overthink it.

00:44:57.800 You're the crazy uncle.

00:45:00.300 Yeah.

00:45:00.920 Somebody said that to me yesterday.

00:45:02.880 Really?

00:45:03.300 You're just a crazy uncle.

00:45:04.580 I'm like, I'm in.

00:45:05.520 Everybody's...

00:45:05.700 I keep telling my brother to have kids.

00:45:07.320 I have kids.

00:45:08.460 No, everybody has a crazy uncle like you that is, like, knows why everything happens.

00:45:15.000 Yes.

00:45:15.940 Yeah.

00:45:16.240 I did that at Thanksgiving.

00:45:20.380 My friend, Scott Toomey, who grew up in upstate New York together, he invited me on.

00:45:25.800 The mother of my children had the girls for Thanksgiving.

00:45:29.100 So, me and my girlfriend went over there.

00:45:30.780 And, dude, within two seconds, I'm getting into this Matt Gaetz case.

00:45:34.220 Have you watched that?

00:45:35.120 No.

00:45:35.680 Can we?

00:45:35.940 Oh, my God, Roseanne.

00:45:37.340 Have you seen that?

00:45:38.300 No.

00:45:38.580 The Matt Gaetz.

00:45:40.120 I knew it was something about he was...

00:45:42.460 He paid, right?

00:45:43.780 No, but it's crazy.

00:45:45.560 What?

00:45:45.640 I don't know anything about it.

00:45:46.280 I don't know much except for he was going to sex parties or something.

00:45:50.400 So, it all starts out that there's this guy in Florida who's, like, the county tax collector.

00:45:55.760 Even that...

00:45:56.160 I hate that.

00:45:56.960 If you're collecting tax, I'm not on your side, okay?

00:45:59.700 No, no one is.

00:46:00.780 So, he's the county tax collector.

00:46:02.640 Yeah.

00:46:03.120 He's got a bunch of corruption around him, and he's, like...

00:46:06.000 He's, like...

00:46:07.240 So, this teacher decides to run against this guy, Greenberg, right?

00:46:11.900 He runs against him.

00:46:12.600 Oh, Greenberg.

00:46:13.300 Yeah.

00:46:13.500 He's a total criminal, right?

00:46:15.080 Right, so...

00:46:15.800 By, like, thousands of griffs.

00:46:17.760 Oh, it's so crazy.

00:46:19.060 So, he should be blowing this teacher out of the water.

00:46:22.820 Right.

00:46:23.160 Because he has everything on his side.

00:46:24.460 He's not.

00:46:25.160 He's, like, way tighter, and Greenberg's freaking out, right?

00:46:28.560 So, Greenberg starts to, like, run this, like, internet campaign to discredit this teacher running.

00:46:34.180 Oh, yeah.

00:46:34.580 So, he starts making up...

00:46:35.520 He's, like, in with Media Matters.

00:46:37.300 Yeah, he makes up fake, like, accounts, and he...

00:46:39.940 Anything the guy posts...

00:46:41.280 David Brock on his side?

00:46:42.660 So, this gets crazy, right?

00:46:44.200 Okay.

00:46:44.960 So, he decides to write letters to the school that this guy that's running against him...

00:46:51.960 I think his name's Braun.

00:46:53.240 I don't know what the guy's name is, but we'll just call him Brock.

00:46:55.480 So, this guy, he decides to write handwritten letters to the school about this guy Braun

00:47:01.680 did some stuff to his kids, did stuff to his students.

00:47:05.680 Well, as soon as the school gets this, they're like, well, we got to investigate this.

00:47:09.520 They send it to the cops, right?

00:47:11.140 The cops do DNA and fingerprint analysis, okay?

00:47:16.300 Dude, turns out it's this guy Greenberg that wrote the letters.

00:47:19.960 Oh, my God.

00:47:20.800 So, listen to this, man.

00:47:22.340 This is...

00:47:23.060 It's crazy.

00:47:24.580 Oh, my God.

00:47:25.480 He's that fucking stupid.

00:47:27.140 It's crazy, Roseanne.

00:47:28.840 This is a sociopath, right?

00:47:30.620 Or a psychopath?

00:47:30.900 Yeah, sociopath.

00:47:31.940 Okay, sorry.

00:47:32.380 It gets crazy.

00:47:33.100 Please go on.

00:47:33.880 This is crazy.

00:47:34.020 So, they go to his house.

00:47:38.080 They go to his house.

00:47:41.180 They get on his computer.

00:47:42.540 They find all these crimes.

00:47:45.340 Money laundering, identity theft, prostitution, all this stuff, right?

00:47:52.100 So, it turns out...

00:47:53.220 No, that's a psychopath.

00:47:54.340 He's sure he's never going to get caught.

00:47:56.340 Yep.

00:47:56.800 Right?

00:47:57.060 Right, right, right, right.

00:47:58.020 So, it turns out he's spending county money on this sugar daddy website.

00:48:05.780 He's spending $70,000, dude.

00:48:12.700 Oh, my God.

00:48:13.200 Using a county card, okay?

00:48:15.760 Okay.

00:48:16.080 Oh, my God.

00:48:16.720 One of the girls...

00:48:17.640 And he's a Jew.

00:48:18.720 Of course.

00:48:19.220 And he's, like, calling people who say Jews do horrible things anti-Semites.

00:48:24.860 That's always...

00:48:25.540 I love you.

00:48:26.440 You're the best.

00:48:29.580 You're the best.

00:48:31.380 So, listen.

00:48:33.600 So, he's...

00:48:34.660 But you're missing something.

00:48:36.100 No, it's still going.

00:48:37.080 No, honey.

00:48:37.180 He hasn't got through it yet.

00:48:38.000 Let me tell you.

00:48:41.960 LGBTQ plus CAA plus CIA.

00:48:46.160 He's one of them.

00:48:47.460 Oh, he's in on it.

00:48:48.740 Of course.

00:48:49.660 Okay.

00:48:50.080 Keep going, though.

00:48:50.740 All right.

00:48:51.300 But it gets crazier.

00:48:52.560 Oh, it couldn't.

00:48:53.460 Okay?

00:48:53.740 So, one of the sugar babies, prostitutes he hooks up with, turns out she's 17 years old,

00:49:02.220 right?

00:49:02.460 And she's underage in the state of Florida.

00:49:04.220 He freaks out.

00:49:05.780 Now, this green bird freaks out.

00:49:07.720 Now, he's in charge, again, of the county tax...

00:49:10.580 One of the prostitutes he bought?

00:49:12.500 He bent.

00:49:13.080 Yeah.

00:49:13.500 He hooked up with.

00:49:14.560 Okay.

00:49:15.240 Well, his office is also in charge of giving out identifications, government identifications.

00:49:20.740 So, he makes her a fake ID, an official fake ID, saying she's 18 years old.

00:49:28.660 So, somehow, Matt Gates meets up with Greenberg, and we all know they're all in these parties

00:49:34.560 and stuff like that.

00:49:35.920 He ends up hooking up...

00:49:37.640 Gates hooks up with this chick.

00:49:39.380 Oh, my God.

00:49:39.680 Is she 17 at the time?

00:49:41.060 But she has an ID that says she's 18.

00:49:44.360 He set up Gates.

00:49:45.680 Yeah, but I'm not saying that Gates is like a holy roller who walks on...

00:49:49.740 Was he married at the time?

00:49:51.820 Yes.

00:49:52.360 Oh, okay.

00:49:53.280 So, but anyways...

00:49:54.640 Forget him and his religious act.

00:49:56.540 So, Greenberg is in trouble with the authorities.

00:50:00.120 So, what Greenberg's lawyers do, they go to Bill Barr, and they go, listen...

00:50:04.860 Oh, my God!

00:50:06.100 Listen, it gets crazier.

00:50:07.720 Oh, my God.

00:50:08.460 The Nixon fixer.

00:50:10.020 Yeah.

00:50:10.420 They go to Bill Barr, and they go, we have evidence of a sitting politician, either congressman

00:50:15.960 or senator, I forget what he is, has been paying for sex with minors, right?

00:50:22.560 So, anyways, Bill Barr runs a private undercover investigation.

00:50:27.320 Well, so this is what happens.

00:50:29.520 The CIA decides...

00:50:30.800 This is how crazy it gets.

00:50:32.320 The CIA decides to run a covert operation in Iran.

00:50:36.280 Man, they send this guy Livingston or something like that, they send him...

00:50:40.040 He gets captured.

00:50:41.500 They need to get him back.

00:50:42.900 So, they need to give the Iranian government, like, money, right?

00:50:46.380 Like, 20-something million dollars.

00:50:48.220 Yeah, okay.

00:50:49.240 Somehow, I don't know how they make the connection.

00:50:51.380 They decide to go to Matt Gates' dad, Don Gates, and they go, listen, your son's in deep

00:50:58.540 trouble, if you give us 25 million dollars to help get this guy back, we're going to...

00:51:06.080 We'll have Biden pardon your guy.

00:51:10.000 So, now he's involved in, like, some international spy stuff.

00:51:14.240 So, Gates' dad goes to the FBI, goes, hey, I'm getting...

00:51:17.800 We're getting blackmailed right now.

00:51:19.880 Can you help us with this?

00:51:21.200 The FBI or the CIA is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll help.

00:51:24.400 But then his dad...

00:51:25.540 Then they dress up like Trump supporters.

00:51:28.540 That's the next thing, but...

00:51:30.020 So, then Gates' dad goes, hey, but we need you to put in writing that this investigation

00:51:36.560 is about this blackmail scheme and not trying to find more evidence on my son.

00:51:42.680 And they said, no, the next day, the New York Times stuff comes out.

00:51:46.620 Oh, shit.

00:51:47.640 Oh, yeah, the New York Times.

00:51:49.560 So, it's all this blackmail stuff.

00:51:51.560 How crazy is that story?

00:51:54.080 You're just trying to get laid, and next thing you know, you're in an international spy

00:51:57.260 ring, blackmail scheme?

00:51:59.660 I'm telling you, man, your dick gets you in trouble.

00:52:03.720 You pay them to leave.

00:52:04.660 That's the old saying.

00:52:05.500 It didn't work that time.

00:52:06.620 Yeah.

00:52:07.140 Should have just gone on OnlyFans.

00:52:08.400 But hold on real quick.

00:52:09.440 So, when Gates was up to be Attorney General and he dropped out, do you think that had

00:52:13.020 something to do with it?

00:52:14.120 I think that was the plan the whole way.

00:52:17.520 Yeah.

00:52:17.640 Why did he drop out before he secured it?

00:52:21.940 Because he knew he'd lose his seat if he stepped down.

00:52:25.160 Why did he do that?

00:52:25.980 And everyone's like, why is he stepping down when he hasn't been appointed yet?

00:52:30.420 He's been, you know, they wanted him.

00:52:31.820 He knew the story was coming out.

00:52:33.040 Well, that's my theory, but you think special counsel.

00:52:35.040 Well, he told that whole story on Tucker before that.

00:52:37.140 Everyone's like, whatever, dude.

00:52:38.540 And then it turned out it's totally true.

00:52:40.700 It's crazy, but it's weird that he stepped down.

00:52:43.200 Yeah.

00:52:43.640 So, I just, well, they say he wasn't going to get the votes, but I thought maybe it was

00:52:47.020 because he made a payment to this underage girl and he didn't want it getting looked

00:52:49.880 at.

00:52:50.120 And now all of these, like, VEMO payments are being put out there.

00:52:53.700 He sent all these.

00:52:54.300 But he's so brilliant, his mind for law.

00:52:58.840 That's why we like, they use sex as a blackmailing scheme.

00:53:03.980 That's what they do.

00:53:04.980 Yeah, that is what they do.

00:53:06.180 And these fucking idiots always fall for it, too.

00:53:08.680 One hundred percent.

00:53:09.560 It's so crazy.

00:53:10.940 Men are so stupid.

00:53:11.680 I mean.

00:53:12.220 They are stupid.

00:53:14.480 It's so dumb.

00:53:15.700 That's why I say it should only be older women in the government.

00:53:19.680 And they should be like, you know, they should come from poor areas.

00:53:25.840 Yes.

00:53:26.220 And, of course, they can enrich themselves like Congress does.

00:53:31.040 But they should make sure that the wealth they abscond from the taxpayers gets a kickback

00:53:37.120 to their own community instead of just themselves.

00:53:39.680 One hundred percent.

00:53:40.600 Then you wouldn't have to change too much.

00:53:42.680 Yeah.

00:53:42.980 I mean, you know, that should be a rule.

00:53:45.440 Whatever you get paid by the lobbyists, 30% goes back to the county.

00:53:51.360 Right.

00:53:51.780 To your community that put you there.

00:53:53.100 I mean, people will be like, okay, you can have a lobbyist.

00:53:54.560 It's just, you can have, you just are owed.

00:53:56.540 That's a great idea.

00:53:57.420 You're owed the kickback, a percentage of your own kickback.

00:54:01.080 Yeah.

00:54:01.660 That's a good idea.

00:54:02.460 Right.

00:54:03.020 So we can still have a criminal.

00:54:03.320 That's a great idea.

00:54:03.960 Yeah.

00:54:04.220 We can still have a whole criminal, you know, enterprise of our government, which like we

00:54:09.520 have now, we wouldn't have to make a lot of changes.

00:54:12.500 Right.

00:54:12.880 Brilliant.

00:54:13.020 And like I say, our army, we wouldn't have to change a lot of that where we're going

00:54:17.240 all over the world, you know, with millions of bases.

00:54:20.620 We'll just make one slight change.

00:54:22.680 We'll go after the guilty.

00:54:24.840 I would love that.

00:54:26.180 Wouldn't that be great?

00:54:27.060 That would be great.

00:54:28.000 And you don't have to change a lot.

00:54:28.540 You can get, you could, you could keep lobbying if you kick back people.

00:54:32.300 Yeah.

00:54:32.640 In your, in your county money.

00:54:34.200 Right.

00:54:34.800 Like Nancy Pelosi and her 40 year old tits.

00:54:37.020 Yeah.

00:54:37.620 Send, send like, what's she, $200 million she's made.

00:54:40.820 She's the greatest investor.

00:54:41.600 She kick that back.

00:54:42.520 60 mil.

00:54:42.860 There wouldn't be any homeless in the streets of her district.

00:54:46.460 100.

00:54:47.000 Well, that's my theory right now about.

00:54:50.060 Well, she stole all their, she stole all the money from the housing bubble of their homes.

00:54:55.660 Do you know three families have run California for over a hundred years?

00:54:58.400 Yeah.

00:54:58.760 The Pelosi's, the Browns and the Gettys.

00:55:00.700 Yeah.

00:55:01.160 And there's one more and I forget the name of it, but.

00:55:03.520 Chandler.

00:55:04.320 Maybe.

00:55:04.900 Chandler.

00:55:05.320 Yeah.

00:55:05.620 Those four have been running.

00:55:06.660 You know about Rachel Handler, don't you?

00:55:08.800 Yeah.

00:55:08.960 100%.

00:55:09.360 Rachel Chandler, I mean.

00:55:11.540 See, that's the whole thing.

00:55:12.400 Like, are you a Q person?

00:55:15.100 Mm-hmm.

00:55:15.520 Okay.

00:55:16.300 Are you a Q person?

00:55:17.740 Here's what I know about Q.

00:55:19.180 Oh boy, Jake.

00:55:21.240 Is that the.

00:55:22.500 So there's a, there's a old like intelligence trick called Operation Trust, right?

00:55:28.680 Yeah.

00:55:28.940 Which is they want to herd all the most paranoid into this group.

00:55:33.740 And what, but the part of Operation Trust that nobody ever talks about is that the, they

00:55:38.880 have to put out real information.

00:55:41.000 Yeah.

00:55:41.140 That's how they get you and me.

00:55:42.760 Yeah, I know.

00:55:43.420 We've talked about that.

00:55:44.640 Yeah.

00:55:44.880 It's revelation of the method.

00:55:46.540 Yeah.

00:55:47.260 So, so when everyone's freaking out about Diddy or, or Ukraine, we already knew about

00:55:52.700 that.

00:55:53.120 Right.

00:55:53.440 We did.

00:55:53.920 A long time ago.

00:55:55.220 Yeah.

00:55:55.360 We knew it for a long time.

00:55:57.260 So we do all the, we do all this stuff.

00:55:59.080 We did all this crazy with a Russian collusion with, Oh, I mean like with overthrowing the

00:56:03.960 Ukrainian government, 100% with Obama and the wiretaps.

00:56:08.100 Yep.

00:56:08.720 Like it's a, I was on Jimmy.

00:56:10.100 Obama and the Arab spring.

00:56:12.180 Dude.

00:56:12.660 Obama and like Benghazi.

00:56:15.000 Yeah.

00:56:15.340 And how they let that guy die.

00:56:17.380 And that kicks off everything going in Syria right now.

00:56:21.440 Yeah.

00:56:22.040 Cause, cause they, J.

00:56:24.240 Christopher.

00:56:25.100 It kicks off ISIS.

00:56:26.460 You mean?

00:56:27.040 Yeah.

00:56:27.280 I, I soul, ISIS.

00:56:29.040 I sell.

00:56:29.660 He said.

00:56:30.380 I sell.

00:56:31.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.600 I S I L.

00:56:32.760 He's a fucking leader.

00:56:34.060 Yeah.

00:56:34.440 He's a, he's a dude.

00:56:36.260 The most corrupt.

00:56:36.900 He's a psychopath.

00:56:37.960 He's a psychopath.

00:56:39.620 She's a psychopath.

00:56:40.860 Yeah.

00:56:41.120 Like Hillary Clinton's psychopath.

00:56:43.380 It's so great.

00:56:44.340 Cause you know, you have like, everybody hates conspiracy theorists and all that stuff,

00:56:48.400 but you have people in Hollywood doing, doing Hillary Clinton's Apple television show.

00:56:54.000 I'm like, you're literally on a show with a woman who was called cause open air slave

00:56:59.420 trades in Libya right now.

00:57:01.300 She's led to the, the, the Donald Trump, a racist.

00:57:04.920 It's so crazy to me.

00:57:06.460 Whoever they call her, who's ever saying somebody's a racist, that means they're, uh, they are

00:57:12.840 invested in child trafficking, slavery, and, um, selling black people in Libya.

00:57:18.600 I do that now.

00:57:19.000 That's what they're, that's what they're covering up.

00:57:21.940 Anybody who goes, give the Ukraine all this money.

00:57:24.840 I'm like, what weird shit do they have you doing on film?

00:57:28.200 Of course.

00:57:29.020 What weird stuff are, are you into?

00:57:32.080 All the fucking bio labs in, in the Ukraine.

00:57:34.920 100%.

00:57:35.320 That's why Putin bombed them.

00:57:37.500 Yeah.

00:57:37.940 100%.

00:57:38.660 I mean, like you can study the history of Russia and like what, with these Babylonian bankers.

00:57:45.160 Yeah.

00:57:45.680 That's why I talk about these old, old arts, these old, old religions.

00:57:50.120 There's religions that go way older than, than the, uh, the Abrahamic religions.

00:57:55.440 Right.

00:57:55.760 And like, they didn't go away.

00:57:57.640 No.

00:57:58.140 They just constantly start to reinvent themselves in different ways.

00:58:02.920 Yeah.

00:58:03.260 Right.

00:58:03.940 So it's like.

00:58:04.640 Well, they say they're new when they're old.

00:58:06.620 Yes.

00:58:07.040 And going back to what you're saying, when someone accused somebody of being racist, uh, or, or

00:58:11.680 they're corrupt or whatever, every accusation is a confession.

00:58:16.080 Absolutely.

00:58:17.340 Ab.

00:58:18.060 So.

00:58:19.160 And you just see it over and over.

00:58:20.880 Unless you've got facts.

00:58:21.980 Like everybody coming out with Kamala Harris and I promote it.

00:58:25.240 I'm like, what weird shit do they have you doing on tape?

00:58:29.220 And everyone's like, how'd she spend a billion dollars?

00:58:31.660 I'll tell you how she spent a billion dollars.

00:58:33.440 By filling arenas up.

00:58:35.300 And it was a traveling circus.

00:58:37.480 They tracked the buses.

00:58:38.360 They would just show up and fill it up.

00:58:40.240 Same people.

00:58:40.380 She had to pay all those people.

00:58:42.040 Well, they were the same people.

00:58:43.600 She bailed out of jail and they were the same people that showed up as Antifa.

00:58:48.140 Then they showed up as BLM.

00:58:50.000 Then they showed up as the pro-Palestinian fuckers.

00:58:53.680 Then they, you know, they're actors.

00:58:56.820 I agree with that.

00:58:57.880 They're fucking crisis actors.

00:58:59.940 And the Democrats have been paying them for decades.

00:59:03.880 Well, you know, it's when you show up and you're protesting at the Macy's Day Fair.

00:59:10.580 How does that help anybody?

00:59:11.880 If you shut down access to LAX, how does that help anybody?

00:59:15.820 It just causes chaos between everybody.

00:59:17.980 Well, their job is to create chaos.

00:59:20.240 Because, you know, their thing, order out of chaos.

00:59:25.560 100%.

00:59:26.040 Because they create the chaos and then pretend to bring order to it.

00:59:30.300 Yes.

00:59:30.660 And I do believe there's higher levels of everything.

00:59:33.980 And all these groups are just middle management people.

00:59:37.680 Well, they are just middle management people for the tippy top of the pyramid.

00:59:41.780 You're the black nobility?

00:59:43.100 Of course.

00:59:43.840 Most people don't know who that is.

00:59:45.300 Is that the boulet?

00:59:45.800 You started talking about the black nobility.

00:59:47.220 No, that's not the boulet.

00:59:48.700 The boulet are Prince.

00:59:50.800 I can't remember the name.

00:59:52.400 The boulet are basically.

00:59:55.020 So black people aren't allowed to be a part of the Skull and Bones.

00:59:58.620 So they created another group called the boulet.

01:00:01.780 And the boulet's whole mission is to protect the table.

01:00:04.900 And, you know, if you look at LeBron James, he has a giant boulet tattoo on his chest.

01:00:10.260 Really?

01:00:11.060 Yeah.

01:00:11.300 He says boulet?

01:00:12.780 It's like a double-headed lion or something like that.

01:00:17.060 It's right there on his chest.

01:00:18.100 Well, what were you just talking about?

01:00:19.000 The black excellence?

01:00:19.680 The black nobility are the really, really old Babylonian bankers who basically go even past Rome.

01:00:29.060 Wow.

01:00:29.560 Before Rome.

01:00:30.440 Before they were involved.

01:00:31.740 They're Babylonian.

01:00:31.940 The people who assassinated Julius Caesar are the same people who assassinated JFK.

01:00:35.840 Yep.

01:00:36.320 The same organization.

01:00:38.120 These old, old bankers.

01:00:40.780 And I personally, this is me speaking, I think they control everything.

01:00:46.240 They're not just bankers.

01:00:47.740 They control Rome.

01:00:50.320 They control the city of London.

01:00:51.980 And they control Washington, D.C.

01:00:53.440 I think they work out Switzerland.

01:00:55.280 That's right.

01:00:55.660 I think Israel.

01:00:56.380 And I think Saudi Arabia are under their control as well, which is to control chaos and control the area.

01:01:02.900 I mean, the Saudis, do you know that the first?

01:01:05.400 You're leaving out the most important piece of it.

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01:02:43.920 What is it?

01:02:45.860 Jordan.

01:02:46.920 The kingdom of Jordan.

01:02:48.140 Oh, really?

01:02:48.840 And the king.

01:02:49.960 Really?

01:02:50.860 Oh, yeah.

01:02:51.660 Do you know that the first...

01:02:52.700 That's who controls the Middle East.

01:02:54.360 Oh, really?

01:02:55.020 Because the first...

01:02:57.280 Do you know that the first king of the House of Sod was a British spy?

01:03:02.520 Yeah, I do know that.

01:03:03.660 Right?

01:03:04.140 And they basically...

01:03:05.580 They created that.

01:03:08.140 Why do we buy oil?

01:03:10.280 The British...

01:03:10.580 No.

01:03:11.040 The British create royal families.

01:03:14.440 Yes.

01:03:14.740 That's why they give dukes.

01:03:17.140 You know, you get...

01:03:18.160 You know, you get the...

01:03:19.760 The church comes and shows up and then they create...

01:03:23.460 With church and state, they create a royal lineage.

01:03:27.240 And they control everything.

01:03:28.780 Of course.

01:03:29.540 And that's what everything's about.

01:03:31.300 Why do we buy oil from Saudi Arabia when we produce more oil than them?

01:03:35.480 That way we control Mecca.

01:03:38.400 You control...

01:03:39.340 Well, the British do.

01:03:40.340 Yeah, well, by we, I meant the people who...

01:03:43.960 Oh, dude, I read this book that broke down, like, how they basically created the House

01:03:49.460 of Sod, and it's so crazy to me.

01:03:52.420 Yeah, I read that.

01:03:52.600 Yeah.

01:03:53.040 It's the British.

01:03:54.600 But I think that Trump put the British crown in checkmate.

01:03:58.420 I think it's interesting.

01:03:59.900 Yeah.

01:04:00.280 I mean, obviously, it's something.

01:04:01.840 He got us out of the...

01:04:02.940 How about when the Queen told him to walk ahead of her?

01:04:05.540 That was something.

01:04:06.680 That's crazy.

01:04:07.540 Yeah, because I think he put him in checkmate.

01:04:09.740 How about the fact that the Queen admits she's a relative of the Prophet Muhammad and Val

01:04:16.240 the Impaler, who is basically Dracula?

01:04:18.640 Yeah.

01:04:19.140 Isn't that crazy?

01:04:20.520 So when people...

01:04:21.480 When David Ike goes, there's lizard people everywhere, I go, dude, these people are all

01:04:26.520 related.

01:04:28.100 Vampires are real.

01:04:28.720 Well, the reason they are called lizard people is because if you...

01:04:33.080 In Judaism, there's a part of it, mystical Judaism, that it talks about how the soul works

01:04:42.000 in all animals.

01:04:43.980 And, you know, because it's not just humans who have souls, like animals have souls too,

01:04:49.320 although on a muted level, they have life, you know, so they have intelligence.

01:04:55.420 So they have some soul, some.

01:04:58.820 But, like, the animals that crawl on the land are the lizards, and they worship raw power.

01:05:07.800 And that's why they will consume their enemy.

01:05:11.960 After they kill them, they consume them.

01:05:14.200 I would doubt it.

01:05:15.320 And that mentality is...

01:05:18.420 In humans is caused from centuries of inbreeding.

01:05:23.920 Yes.

01:05:24.500 Right?

01:05:26.080 So, they're not like us.

01:05:29.780 How you made a king from Babylon on was brother and sister.

01:05:34.740 You know, even if you go back to Sumerians, it's like...

01:05:37.460 Well, yeah.

01:05:37.800 They were basically created to hurt us, this small group of people.

01:05:43.800 Right.

01:05:44.300 You know?

01:05:44.760 And that's why they're all related.

01:05:46.600 They're all in positions of power.

01:05:48.120 My favorite thing is that TV show where they're like, hey, celebrity person, come on, we're

01:05:53.180 going to tell you your lineage.

01:05:54.560 And it always leads to slave owners.

01:05:56.720 Yes.

01:05:57.000 Every time.

01:05:57.960 Every time.

01:05:58.460 I don't know why they still go on the show.

01:06:00.900 It's like, hey, by the way, super progressive person who hates...

01:06:05.080 It's always...

01:06:06.080 It's always a...

01:06:08.140 It's so funny because it's always a kind of a light-skinned black person that we're more

01:06:13.400 shocked at.

01:06:13.700 100%.

01:06:14.020 Well, duh.

01:06:15.360 I mean, Ben Affleck, Larry David, all black women.

01:06:20.740 Kamala Harris.

01:06:22.060 But like black women that came in slavery were raped by their slave owners.

01:06:27.480 Yeah.

01:06:27.720 So, of course, you're going to have that DNA in there.

01:06:30.780 That chick from The View, she's like, oh, I thought I was Latina.

01:06:33.360 I'm like, no, dog.

01:06:34.960 You're a descendant of slave owners.

01:06:36.840 You know who's not a descendant?

01:06:37.460 Start paying reparations.

01:06:39.060 Do you know who's not?

01:06:40.020 It was Trump.

01:06:41.360 The Trump family was not a descendant.

01:06:43.220 Did you see that?

01:06:43.880 Yeah.

01:06:44.140 They did.

01:06:44.680 He was the only one running that wasn't a descendant.

01:06:46.040 Did you know Trump's family name is Crist?

01:06:49.040 No.

01:06:49.560 Spelled like Christ.

01:06:50.820 Really?

01:06:51.300 Yeah.

01:06:52.200 What about that time-traveling stuff?

01:06:54.320 Have you seen those books?

01:06:55.260 Oh, I haven't.

01:06:56.300 You haven't seen the books?

01:06:57.420 No, I have the book.

01:06:58.400 Oh, you do have the book.

01:06:59.520 Have you ever time-traveled?

01:07:02.980 Have I ever time-traveled?

01:07:04.580 No, but...

01:07:05.580 Not that I can think of, but I come from psychics.

01:07:09.560 Yeah, you said that.

01:07:10.980 My family's psychic.

01:07:12.840 Like legit psychic?

01:07:13.700 Yeah, like my grandmother was the local psychic.

01:07:17.300 Oh, really?

01:07:17.600 My cousin, if you give them anything, he can tell you the complete history of it.

01:07:21.760 We have a baby that sees dead people.

01:07:24.500 I believe that my tinfoil hat podcast has done well because my ability to play out the tape

01:07:33.920 and what's going to happen in the future.

01:07:35.920 Yeah.

01:07:36.040 So that's why, like, dude, we're about to celebrate on, I think it's December 13th, we're going

01:07:42.460 to be celebrating eight years the podcast is going.

01:07:46.340 And for it to still be a top 100 comedy podcast after eight years is like really hard to do.

01:07:52.140 And I think it's because we're, we're, we've been pretty accurate in our, our discussion.

01:07:57.320 So, and a lot of it has to do with like me just going off of feel like so much of my whole thing

01:08:02.100 is like, ah, my soul, my instincts, whatever.

01:08:05.540 It's telling me this is, this is what's happening.

01:08:08.040 Yeah.

01:08:08.140 What's your sign?

01:08:09.560 I'm a Scorpio.

01:08:10.620 That's what I thought.

01:08:12.720 That's what she is.

01:08:13.840 Yeah.

01:08:14.600 Scorpios are the best.

01:08:15.880 They're very psychic.

01:08:16.760 Can be.

01:08:18.100 We could be also get us in a lot of trouble.

01:08:20.600 Yeah.

01:08:20.880 We're also the worst.

01:08:22.620 We're the best and the worst.

01:08:24.700 Yeah.

01:08:25.140 But you got to choose.

01:08:26.820 I choose, I choose, uh, light.

01:08:29.960 I choose to help others.

01:08:31.580 I choose to get the word out, but you know what?

01:08:33.220 I'm not trying to save anybody.

01:08:34.980 People got to save themselves.

01:08:36.380 You can put the information out.

01:08:38.000 Those who choose to hear it, they can change their life.

01:08:40.420 So when I get an email from people going, Hey man, you helped me get sober.

01:08:43.880 Hey man, you helped me change my life.

01:08:45.580 Those are the best emails ever.

01:08:47.140 I love that.

01:08:47.940 But I'm done trying to convince people of anything.

01:08:51.080 If you can't see it after they shut down the world.

01:08:53.860 Yeah.

01:08:54.440 If you can't see that, that there's a cabal of power.

01:08:58.420 Now you ask yourself, they can print all the money.

01:09:01.840 They can shut down the world.

01:09:03.500 So they have all the power.

01:09:04.480 Or what, it's obviously not about that to me.

01:09:09.540 Cause they got it.

01:09:10.480 What?

01:09:10.940 I think it's about CERN.

01:09:12.980 I think it's about spiritual warfare.

01:09:16.220 Yeah.

01:09:16.660 That's what CERN is.

01:09:18.100 Oh, well, CERN is interesting too.

01:09:20.740 There's a lot of people that were talking about how they think CERN might be the new tower of Babel.

01:09:25.460 Yeah.

01:09:25.760 And that CERN is where they're going to allow the demons come through.

01:09:29.300 Right.

01:09:29.660 Through revelation and stuff like that.

01:09:31.640 Right.

01:09:32.040 Can you tell people, I know what CERN is, but in just case our audience doesn't just.

01:09:35.220 CERN is a, listen.

01:09:37.320 So everyone, he argues about who runs the world here, this country, that country, this country, that country.

01:09:43.320 It's all of them.

01:09:44.120 Dude, I think it's Switzerland, man.

01:09:45.980 Of course it is.

01:09:46.900 Why didn't Hitler go into Switzerland?

01:09:48.540 Cause they bankrolled him.

01:09:49.580 We talk about this all the time.

01:09:51.420 100%.

01:09:51.780 They're always neutral.

01:09:52.720 You can't be neutral.

01:09:53.700 You can't be neutral.

01:09:54.440 Who just says I'm neutral?

01:09:55.960 Yeah.

01:09:56.240 Who just goes, hey, by the way, I'm not in on it.

01:09:58.500 Leave me alone.

01:09:59.220 We've been talking about this forever.

01:09:59.800 Vance, we can't buy me.

01:10:00.860 Can't buy me.

01:10:01.440 I'm neutral.

01:10:02.320 Like you're holding the safe space.

01:10:04.160 You're holding the safe space.

01:10:04.880 Well, you're holding all the money.

01:10:06.200 Exactly.

01:10:06.700 That's exactly it.

01:10:07.900 All the gold, all the art.

01:10:09.160 The Bank of International Settlements.

01:10:10.480 100%.

01:10:10.680 Every penny is accounted for.

01:10:11.780 You can get into that story too, but.

01:10:13.800 Bank of International Settlements.

01:10:15.300 Bank of International Settlements, CERN, Club of Rome, WEF, Bilderberg Group.

01:10:22.480 Who started?

01:10:23.260 Club of 300.

01:10:24.440 Club of 300.

01:10:25.560 You want to hear a crazy thing?

01:10:26.780 Yeah.

01:10:27.460 The committee of 300.

01:10:29.300 Do you know who's on that?

01:10:30.840 The owner of the Clippers.

01:10:33.000 Yeah.

01:10:33.400 Steve Ballmer.

01:10:35.020 The guy who owns my favorite team is a committee of the 300.

01:10:38.780 And he seems like a nice guy, but I don't know if you get there if you're a really nice

01:10:43.340 guy.

01:10:43.620 What is that?

01:10:44.660 The 300?

01:10:45.340 I don't know this.

01:10:46.120 You've got to get jumped in.

01:10:48.000 There's levels.

01:10:49.520 You know?

01:10:50.020 No way.

01:10:51.500 You've got to get jumped into the gang.

01:10:54.120 Yeah.

01:10:54.260 You've got to rape a baby or something.

01:10:55.500 Yeah.

01:10:55.720 I do something shady to get into the committee of 300.

01:10:58.840 Yeah, you do.

01:11:00.440 So, because she talks about Switzerland all the time.

01:11:02.720 We've been doing this about a year and a half, but obviously she's my mom.

01:11:04.880 We've been talking about it much longer.

01:11:06.360 Who runs Switzerland?

01:11:07.840 Like we say Switzerland's behind it.

01:11:09.260 Who are the Swiss?

01:11:10.580 If you go, who?

01:11:11.960 Black Nobility.

01:11:12.760 Black Nobility?

01:11:13.440 Is that true?

01:11:14.480 Black Nobility are basically the 13 families and they basically co-opted the Vatican.

01:11:20.720 And if you study, there's three sovereign territories in the world that pay no taxes to anybody,

01:11:27.320 that follow no laws of any country.

01:11:29.940 And that is the Vatican, that is the city of London, and that is Washington DC.

01:11:38.000 They keep going, we're going to make Washington DC a state.

01:11:41.340 Never going to happen, man.

01:11:42.700 It is its own sovereign nation.

01:11:44.620 Have you ever looked into Mecca?

01:11:46.700 No.

01:11:47.400 What, the Black Cube that they go around?

01:11:50.320 Yeah.

01:11:51.040 Yeah.

01:11:51.440 So Black Nobility is the tippy top of the tippy spear?

01:11:56.000 Mm-hmm.

01:11:56.440 That's my opinion.

01:11:57.480 Now, within the 13 families, there's war.

01:12:00.180 Do you think that's the top two?

01:12:01.660 I'm just converging your guys'-

01:12:03.560 I think it's two and three.

01:12:05.380 What's number one?

01:12:06.880 Well, I hesitate to say.

01:12:08.440 Oh, okay.

01:12:08.940 Well, don't if you don't want to.

01:12:09.700 It's-

01:12:10.360 Is it in Antarctica?

01:12:14.640 I haven't even considered Antarctica, but it must be because Switzerland kind of owns

01:12:22.820 Antarctica.

01:12:23.880 Right.

01:12:24.240 There's three interesting places that nobody really talks about.

01:12:27.660 Switzerland, Greenland, Antarctica.

01:12:30.300 And they're like, why aren't you guys talking about those places?

01:12:32.640 Why is Trump on to take over, Greenland?

01:12:35.220 What is that about?

01:12:37.560 It's interesting.

01:12:38.200 Did you hear him say, oh, we didn't even go off on fucking Biden pardoning his fucking

01:12:44.160 son and all that?

01:12:45.520 Yeah, we can get into it.

01:12:47.080 Everybody's like of two schools.

01:12:49.560 One, people are pissed because he bald-faced lied and that Kareen-

01:12:54.280 What's her face?

01:12:55.040 Jean-Pierre or whatever.

01:12:56.580 Kareen.

01:12:57.240 K-J-P.

01:12:58.620 C-A-R-E-E-N.

01:13:01.240 Kareening off the edge.

01:13:06.460 She's like, no, he'll never do it.

01:13:08.960 They just bald-faced lied.

01:13:11.000 He did it.

01:13:12.240 They said he's been thinking about it for a really long time.

01:13:15.200 Of course.

01:13:15.400 It's his kid.

01:13:16.140 We knew he was going to do it.

01:13:16.880 I mean, like, listen, I think it's ridiculous that they can even do any of this, but I mean,

01:13:23.800 it's his kid.

01:13:24.500 I'm not saying it's right.

01:13:25.600 I'd probably do the same thing.

01:13:26.820 I think he did it to protect himself.

01:13:28.720 But I was just telling your mother that there's this lawyer on Twitter.

01:13:33.000 I wish I knew his name so I could give him-

01:13:34.620 Have you seen that video?

01:13:35.720 Can't plead the fifth, that one?

01:13:36.920 Yeah.

01:13:37.300 Yeah.

01:13:37.800 I think that's true.

01:13:38.460 That's interesting to me.

01:13:39.380 Do you know this, Ma?

01:13:40.200 I think this is true.

01:13:40.880 Yeah, he told me.

01:13:41.640 Oh.

01:13:42.100 Explain it to the viewers.

01:13:42.960 So, basically, this lawyer, and I'm sorry, I don't know your name, dude.

01:13:46.460 I would give you total credit if I could.

01:13:50.360 He's saying that this could actually hurt Biden in the long run because if they got Hunter

01:13:56.480 Biden to actually testify, he couldn't plead the fifth because he can't be tried.

01:14:03.740 Just so you understand, you can plead the fifth because you don't want to self-incriminate.

01:14:06.500 Yeah.

01:14:06.780 If you have a pardon, there's no fear of self-incrimination.

01:14:09.200 You have a pardon, so you can't get charged.

01:14:11.400 That's the theory.

01:14:12.100 I don't know.

01:14:13.100 Yeah, but Joe Biden can also pardon himself.

01:14:15.780 Which is going to happen.

01:14:16.640 I'm sure they all do that.

01:14:17.740 Yeah, I'm sure he will.

01:14:18.500 Then you go, why wouldn't Trump have done that on the way out on the first time?

01:14:22.380 I don't think Trump knew that they were going to-

01:14:23.680 He didn't know they were going to come for him.

01:14:25.460 He was a fucking idiot.

01:14:26.700 He thought, whatever.

01:14:28.160 I'm not going to put Hillary in jail.

01:14:30.460 This is politics.

01:14:31.520 Let's move past-

01:14:32.500 Even when he met Biden a few weeks ago, I remember he was like, he was really nice to

01:14:35.460 me.

01:14:36.200 I don't think so.

01:14:36.740 Your cue, so you know, 45 through 47, that the dash means something.

01:14:42.100 So that was a, you know, he declared himself a wartime president in 2020.

01:14:48.740 So that means, you know, that means something.

01:14:51.380 Continuance of government.

01:14:52.420 Yeah.

01:14:52.960 Yeah.

01:14:53.120 Continuity.

01:14:56.120 Continuity of government.

01:14:57.820 You don't think he just was naive?

01:14:59.380 No.

01:15:00.300 He did what he had to do because he put us all under like partial martial law and he

01:15:08.760 let them play out what they were going to play out.

01:15:11.600 So, you know, Eddie Bravo always talks about how, you know, that it had to get bad for everybody

01:15:20.400 to see it.

01:15:21.200 That's what everybody says.

01:15:22.600 That's all the cute people.

01:15:23.640 That's all the cute people say that.

01:15:24.520 And I think how this has played out so far, that's turned out to be true.

01:15:29.660 Yeah.

01:15:29.980 We had to see how bad the Marxism was getting for people to go, whoa, enough of that.

01:15:38.140 Enough of sending money here.

01:15:40.660 Enough of illegals.

01:15:42.200 Enough of guys in wigs using women's bathrooms.

01:15:45.460 I've said this before.

01:15:47.520 I think we had to see it to get rid of the Marxists.

01:15:51.240 Yeah.

01:15:51.420 That's just my humble opinion.

01:15:52.540 I think so, too.

01:15:53.840 He's like, okay, take it, Joe.

01:15:57.100 Yeah.

01:15:57.500 Show everybody what you're about.

01:16:01.060 What Marxism is about is about you lose your house, you can't pay for nothing, you get lower

01:16:07.440 wages, and inflation goes through the roof, and everybody hates everybody.

01:16:12.100 Thanks a lot.

01:16:12.920 Okay, now, America, you saw it.

01:16:15.320 I completely agree.

01:16:15.660 And make a choice towards the good, and they did.

01:16:18.580 I completely agree.

01:16:19.000 That's why I think it's just so great.

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01:16:22.840 I think they had to make it so, they had to let everybody see how bad it was getting.

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01:17:55.100 He interrupted their timeline because it should have been Hillary for two.

01:18:01.620 And we would have been even worse than we are.

01:18:05.820 I completely believe that.

01:18:07.740 It was a 24-year plan.

01:18:08.480 And you can say whatever you want.

01:18:09.660 But here's my opinion.

01:18:10.920 This is how I go into every Trump candidate.

01:18:13.120 I'm going into this administration.

01:18:15.940 I look at like every Las Vegas Raiders season where I go there thinking we're going to win

01:18:21.340 the championship.

01:18:22.420 And I won't be surprised if the trains go off the track in week three.

01:18:25.840 But I go in with hope because I'm 52 and I've yet to be not be let down by a president.

01:18:32.380 So I go in there with hope.

01:18:34.080 I want him to succeed because I feel like he has a chance to go down in history as the

01:18:40.640 greatest to ever do it.

01:18:41.840 Yep, he does.

01:18:42.640 And that's very hard to do.

01:18:44.840 You think about there's been what?

01:18:46.740 47 presidents?

01:18:48.500 We had a couple.

01:18:49.620 So 46 presidents, really?

01:18:51.940 46 presidents in our history.

01:18:54.580 That's a very rare era.

01:18:57.040 So you have a chance to do something really good in a position where like for the first

01:19:02.920 time in a long time, even though the internet has really siloed us up, I feel like more

01:19:08.260 people than ever are coming together.

01:19:10.900 I do too.

01:19:11.620 I just want to say how disgusted I am at the Democrats that, you know, the nation's

01:19:16.580 hosts, the first nations of this continent are living in horrid squalor while they're sending

01:19:22.820 billions to build up Ukraine.

01:19:26.340 And they made Dubai too.

01:19:28.360 That money should have gone to the native population.

01:19:32.760 How about-

01:19:33.760 And I hope Trump realizes that we owe that too.

01:19:38.720 I'm going to stay on that one.

01:19:40.160 They voted heavily for Trump.

01:19:41.480 It's like 75% of the first nations.

01:19:43.340 As they should be.

01:19:44.340 They should.

01:19:44.980 I'd like to see him bring, you know, wealth to that, those peoples.

01:19:53.660 Listen, when they were like, FEMA's like, we're out of money.

01:19:56.160 You're like, you print money.

01:19:57.320 You can print as much as you want.

01:19:59.160 And you know it.

01:20:00.080 It's land grabs.

01:20:01.480 They're just trying to steal all this land and they don't want them back there.

01:20:05.220 They do it all the time.

01:20:06.660 They did Hawaii.

01:20:08.420 Dude, Paradise Fires.

01:20:10.120 That's prime real estate for weed growing and for putting in a high-speed rail.

01:20:15.840 Now you don't have to buy it.

01:20:17.020 Did you ever see the map of the fire in California?

01:20:18.700 It's called vampire investment.

01:20:20.460 Yeah, 100%.

01:20:21.740 Vampire investors.

01:20:23.540 But it's even worse than that because it keeps getting worse until they really break.

01:20:30.700 And I think they will break because they can't go on being as evil as they are without God just smashing them to hell.

01:20:37.620 But it's the energy of the universe.

01:20:39.120 The energy you put out is the energy you get back.

01:20:40.900 If you're constantly putting out negative energy, it can't last forever.

01:20:46.240 Well, God's not going to let them make money on killing people.

01:20:49.100 I totally agree on that.

01:20:50.460 Anymore.

01:20:51.120 I just don't think you could do that forever.

01:20:55.760 It's so hard to keep anything else.

01:20:57.420 Well, they have done it forever.

01:20:58.440 They've done it for a while.

01:20:59.880 But we didn't have the internet then.

01:21:03.040 Yeah.

01:21:03.840 And we didn't have Twitter the way it is.

01:21:05.540 Some people don't like all the stuff that Elon Musk is doing, but I feel like it has just changed the entire game.

01:21:13.420 Yeah, it has.

01:21:14.500 Because truth gets through.

01:21:16.820 And it's just like they – and they all have to come to that.

01:21:20.820 If they want to compete, they're going to have to open it up.

01:21:24.720 And Twitter, to me, reminds me of when YouTube was great.

01:21:27.880 Yeah.

01:21:28.100 And you can go on there and find like loose change.

01:21:30.800 You can be like, what is that?

01:21:32.080 What happened on 9-11?

01:21:32.780 It opened your mind.

01:21:34.020 It didn't close it.

01:21:35.400 And these people on the left don't understand that they are total censors and fascists.

01:21:42.540 I think they do understand.

01:21:44.600 Well, some of them love being a fascist.

01:21:46.980 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:47.900 I think that like loose change, zeitgeist, all these things that were coming out when YouTube started, Reddit, like truth was getting out there.

01:21:53.360 And they immediately had safety teams come in and start managing the content and censoring because we were getting the truth.

01:21:59.480 They couldn't handle it.

01:22:00.240 That's why we get fucking banned on fuck YouTube.

01:22:02.460 But no, they totally did that by design.

01:22:04.860 It just sucks.

01:22:06.020 It's horrible because that's what made the internet so cool.

01:22:08.620 That's what made YouTube so cool.

01:22:10.360 Yeah.

01:22:10.680 And they basically used conspiracy theorists to build up their platform.

01:22:15.420 Yeah.

01:22:15.740 And then once you got somewhere, cut them out, run them to everywhere else.

01:22:19.140 And now YouTube is hurting.

01:22:20.620 Well, because they built a bunch of other platforms with them.

01:22:23.840 Thank God.

01:22:24.580 And didn't pay them very well either.

01:22:26.440 Is loose change still available on YouTube?

01:22:28.280 I don't know if it's still on there.

01:22:29.700 That'd be interesting to look at.

01:22:30.880 I don't know if it's still on there.

01:22:32.080 Did you ever see that documentary?

01:22:34.140 The 9 o'clock?

01:22:34.580 Oh, of course.

01:22:35.120 I saw it a million times.

01:22:36.200 Yeah, I just had Jason Burmese on my show.

01:22:38.440 But yeah, dude.

01:22:39.360 I mean like.

01:22:39.640 I saw that.

01:22:40.300 It was good.

01:22:40.960 Thank you.

01:22:41.820 I love that.

01:22:42.500 He's great.

01:22:43.000 I love him.

01:22:43.720 But it's like we're, I think we're living in a great time.

01:22:45.960 It's a great time for information.

01:22:49.220 And you know, like the whole saying is like, you know, don't wake up.

01:22:52.660 Don't worry about waking up the sheep.

01:22:54.000 Wake up the sleeping lions.

01:22:55.140 I'm like, screw the sleeping lions.

01:22:57.280 Just work on yourself.

01:22:59.720 That's the best way.

01:23:00.660 That's all you can do.

01:23:01.780 Work on yourself.

01:23:02.500 Change yourself.

01:23:03.160 You change the world.

01:23:04.720 100%.

01:23:05.120 Because you know, sometimes when I get like really like, I'm going to say this and open

01:23:09.880 people's eyes and that God always comes in my ear and he's like, you need to do it yourself.

01:23:16.280 Yes.

01:23:16.840 Stop talking about it and just do it yourself.

01:23:19.980 Be the example.

01:23:20.820 Be the example, you know.

01:23:21.300 Yeah, I just want to do it myself.

01:23:23.760 And you have.

01:23:24.420 For myself, you know.

01:23:25.380 You have.

01:23:25.900 I want to live what I know is true.

01:23:29.000 I agree with that.

01:23:30.120 100%.

01:23:30.320 Because that's a good life.

01:23:31.840 Yeah, and I think that's how you affect others.

01:23:34.740 You show, you become the example for them how to change their life.

01:23:38.400 And you let them know all things are possible through, through spiritual growth, connecting

01:23:43.740 with God.

01:23:44.460 And that's, that's the whole thing.

01:23:46.000 Our, everything I've ever learned in recovery, which is God, is like pop culture is the exact

01:23:52.700 opposite of that, which is blame everybody for your problems.

01:23:55.980 Everyone's out to get you.

01:23:57.340 Do, do drugs, do porn, do all that stuff.

01:24:00.960 And it's just low vibrational.

01:24:03.100 It's, it's simple versus easy.

01:24:05.200 It's like, are you getting close to God?

01:24:06.880 Are you getting farther from God?

01:24:07.900 If you're getting farther from God, you're going to be like, you're going to be miserable.

01:24:12.160 I'm so sick and tired of these super progressives lecturing me on life when they're all on medications

01:24:18.780 and they're seeing a million therapists.

01:24:21.860 Right?

01:24:22.480 It's like, dude, what, like, I don't want to know your bio.

01:24:25.540 I don't want to know your pronouns.

01:24:26.600 But they got into a thing where they're like, show me what psych meds you're on.

01:24:31.620 That's all I want to know.

01:24:32.760 No, it's their whole thing became so self-righteous with their self-righteous gene or chemical.

01:24:39.520 But they're like, my entire existence is to see who offends me and correct them.

01:24:45.780 I love it.

01:24:46.460 They fucking.

01:24:47.400 Well, it's like when you get into these super rich kids, they're always like words of violence.

01:24:50.860 Well, because to them, it is.

01:24:52.740 It's the only thing that gets it up.

01:24:54.020 When they tweet something stupid and the internet just drops a hammer, the gods on them.

01:24:58.840 That is violence to them.

01:25:00.720 They're like, oh, my God.

01:25:02.660 I think they think the word no is violent.

01:25:05.960 100%.

01:25:06.400 Because they're like, huh?

01:25:07.760 What do you mean no?

01:25:09.200 Do you know who my father is?

01:25:10.860 Yeah, I've heard that before from people.

01:25:13.580 I go, I know your dad.

01:25:14.940 I don't know who the fuck you are.

01:25:16.340 And I don't even give a shit.

01:25:18.120 Shut your ass.

01:25:18.800 It's like crazy to me.

01:25:20.000 But you just watch these kids.

01:25:21.900 Like, they just, for the first time in their life, they're feeling repercussions of their actions.

01:25:26.740 Their hate.

01:25:27.480 I mean, they're nothing but hate.

01:25:30.320 And then they're wearing a shirt that says love.

01:25:34.460 It's like fucking.

01:25:35.140 Or they're wearing Shay on their shirt, the guy who killed a bunch of gays.

01:25:38.800 Yeah.

01:25:39.320 Like, you don't even know your history.

01:25:41.620 Oh, that's the last thing they know.

01:25:43.140 They don't know.

01:25:43.700 Nobody knows it.

01:25:44.700 Because if they knew it, they'd act in a totally different way.

01:25:48.420 And everything, everything has been, like, just corrupting.

01:25:52.520 Like, even if you look at, like, so much of what's going on with the, like, the Catholic church, right?

01:25:57.780 Like, a lot of that is done on purpose to get people to disconnect from God.

01:26:02.220 Oh, look at what these priests are doing.

01:26:04.140 Oh, my God.

01:26:05.240 Why would God allow that to happen?

01:26:06.960 People don't understand who runs the realm.

01:26:09.020 Right.

01:26:09.360 They probably infiltrated with pedophiles on purpose.

01:26:12.060 100%.

01:26:12.180 Yeah, I've always thought that.

01:26:13.820 They did that.

01:26:14.380 They did that at Hollywood.

01:26:15.740 They do it in religion.

01:26:17.040 They do it in politics.

01:26:17.900 Look, they're all in the club.

01:26:19.560 They're all in the club.

01:26:21.040 It's the same fucking club.

01:26:22.560 And it's like, hey, you're a creepy pedo.

01:26:24.100 Go here and fuck you up.

01:26:25.160 They're K-knights.

01:26:27.660 100%.

01:26:28.140 That's who they are.

01:26:28.960 And it just gets really crazy to me.

01:26:30.940 It's just, like, all the most annoying celebrities are all P-Diddy people.

01:26:34.940 Always.

01:26:35.700 Right?

01:26:36.140 It's the Black Magic Club.

01:26:37.800 It's so crazy to me.

01:26:39.660 You're like, oh, that's why you're where you are.

01:26:42.760 J-Lo talking about choosing Kamala.

01:26:45.020 That was my favorite meme in the whole election cycle.

01:26:46.900 It's like, chick who dated P-Diddy and hid all the shit he was doing for 15 years is telling you Trump's a bad and to trust her fucking opinion.

01:26:53.720 Brought a gun that ended up killing somebody to a party.

01:26:57.240 On tape.

01:26:59.040 Doing weird stuff.

01:27:01.400 That's why Ben Affleck left her.

01:27:03.300 Yeah.

01:27:03.580 Everyone thought she left him.

01:27:04.980 He was like, I'm out, bro.

01:27:06.500 He's back with Jennifer Gardner.

01:27:07.800 It said they told him, your wife is on these videos.

01:27:12.580 And he freaked.

01:27:14.600 And that's why we get.

01:27:15.400 Like, he didn't know that.

01:27:16.880 Yeah.

01:27:17.260 Exactly.

01:27:17.920 He probably didn't freak you.

01:27:18.700 Well, you know, she, like, you study it.

01:27:20.860 He probably said, this is going to ruin my B-movie career.

01:27:24.560 Yeah.

01:27:24.880 I'm never going to be able to play Batman again.

01:27:27.240 You know?

01:27:28.160 Batman.

01:27:28.560 But it's like, you get into it.

01:27:30.580 It's like, she doesn't sing her songs.

01:27:33.020 Like, she's just known for like, so you'll buy a song from a writer and he'll send you how it should sound.

01:27:39.160 She was just taking that and putting that out as a song and just singing on top of it.

01:27:43.800 Yeah.

01:27:44.220 Like, there's, none of it was authentic.

01:27:46.420 No, not at all.

01:27:47.260 And it works.

01:27:48.260 That works.

01:27:48.760 But what, she has a big ass that everyone is in love with.

01:27:51.680 Well, I love fat ass Latinas.

01:27:53.760 I don't think that was her real ass either.

01:27:55.140 I think she was a Kardashian.

01:27:56.340 Are you saying that nothing's real?

01:27:58.300 I don't think.

01:27:58.840 Including her fake ass.

01:27:59.480 I don't think her ass.

01:28:00.160 No, because I, Keenan Ivory Wayan said she looked like that, but fatter.

01:28:05.860 And her ass was always, that's why they hired her.

01:28:09.020 Oh, where, at the Laugh Factory?

01:28:10.720 No, on In Living Color.

01:28:13.460 She started out as a fly girl.

01:28:16.040 Yep, yep, yep, yep.

01:28:19.120 Yep.

01:28:19.900 She had a fat ass.

01:28:20.760 I'm going to look up her ass back in the day.

01:28:21.960 I mean, if I had an ass like that, I would have made something out of my fucking self.

01:28:26.380 I always think about that, because I have the flattest ass.

01:28:29.120 I do, too.

01:28:29.640 I just have a crack up my back.

01:28:31.000 Yeah, I just go back, crack leg.

01:28:32.280 But I did get my belly fat injected into my ass so I could have the human shape.

01:28:35.800 I would love that.

01:28:37.400 I would love that.

01:28:38.460 It wasn't very painful.

01:28:40.520 But you know what?

01:28:41.080 If I came in here with a meaty ass, wouldn't that be weird if I was 52 with a meaty ass?

01:28:47.000 Well, you don't want a meaty ass, but you do want some bunnage for when you sit.

01:28:51.620 I got nothing.

01:28:52.440 Dude, I got belts that are doing heavy lifting on my pants.

01:28:55.740 I don't even know how they're hanging on.

01:28:57.800 It just doesn't slide down.

01:28:59.240 I've always had that peculiarity.

01:29:02.460 I never had a curve at all when I stood in the side.

01:29:06.160 You have a lot of curves.

01:29:07.160 What are you talking about?

01:29:07.920 You have like 15 or 20.

01:29:08.880 Yeah, but they're not where they're supposed to be.

01:29:10.380 They're not where they're supposed to go.

01:29:12.120 But there's curves.

01:29:12.840 I got bad angles.

01:29:14.340 Yeah, bad angles.

01:29:15.240 I got a lot of bad angles, dude.

01:29:17.140 My brother is genetically superior to me in almost every way.

01:29:21.260 He's smarter.

01:29:22.420 He's got his more symmetrical face.

01:29:24.440 My mom had four kids, and three of us has my dad's body, which was as a center football player.

01:29:34.400 Oh, really?

01:29:35.600 And my little sister got the perfect figure.

01:29:39.460 We were all livid with her her entire life.

01:29:43.340 But anyway, that's how it goes.

01:29:45.620 Well, I think that we've said enough.

01:29:49.220 I'll look up for us later.

01:29:50.600 Most people are going to be freaked out with all the shit we've said.

01:29:52.860 Let's go, bro.

01:29:53.780 Burn it down.

01:29:54.700 Can I say something?

01:29:55.440 I always ask people to come back, and I do mean it in general, but you have to fucking become a staple.

01:30:00.960 This is my favorite.

01:30:01.760 We want you to come back.

01:30:03.020 We had Eddie in here.

01:30:04.740 I would love to get Eddie, you, and I would just leave.

01:30:08.520 The three of you just talk.

01:30:08.840 Let's do it.

01:30:09.620 Because I know so much more.

01:30:12.140 Do you ever get into Flat Earth?

01:30:13.640 We have Flat Earth Day long.

01:30:14.980 We have that guy on here, but I don't know how I feel about it.

01:30:18.840 I think it's a lot more than everybody believes.

01:30:23.060 I think it's way more.

01:30:24.600 What do you mean by way more?

01:30:25.580 I think it's an energy field.

01:30:28.000 I think we have this belief that it's this round ball.

01:30:32.320 I think it's an energy field, too.

01:30:33.800 I think it's an energy field, which gives the illusion of a round ball, but in reality, it's just an energy field.

01:30:42.260 Okay.

01:30:43.060 No, I think it's material.

01:30:44.660 I think it's all energy waves, and it gets denser as it gets to the close, and as it gets farther, it's all energy.

01:30:54.160 It's almost-

01:30:54.760 Well, it's all atoms.

01:30:56.160 Yeah, but it's like, I forget what it's called, but it's like the center's here, and then you got two waves here.

01:31:01.560 Oh, yeah.

01:31:01.920 He talked about that, Dave.

01:31:02.940 Yeah.

01:31:03.240 That's what I believe.

01:31:04.480 Yeah.

01:31:04.720 I believe there's way more Earth they don't tell us about.

01:31:07.400 You're into the different continents.

01:31:08.660 I'm totally into that.

01:31:09.860 Well, that's what I was thinking about, the Nephilim and the Anunnaki's.

01:31:14.120 Maybe they come from there.

01:31:15.600 I'm in.

01:31:16.180 Wasn't Hitler obsessed with giants and shit?

01:31:18.440 Dude, Hitler was deep into the occult.

01:31:20.880 Nobody talks about that.

01:31:21.960 No, he was.

01:31:23.080 Deep into the occult.

01:31:24.300 Deep, because it was the Swiss thing.

01:31:26.520 Yeah, he was probably black nobility.

01:31:28.920 Yeah, that's the center of it.

01:31:30.340 Well, you know, they talk about how his, nobody can tell you who Hitler's grandfather is.

01:31:35.540 Still?

01:31:35.800 Nobody can, they'll tell you who his stepfather is, but they'll never tell you who his biological grandfather is.

01:31:42.180 Well, they do, but everybody freaks out.

01:31:44.320 Yeah.

01:31:44.560 Is this Barry Sotero?

01:31:45.860 No.

01:31:46.340 I'm kidding.

01:31:47.160 It's a Rothschild.

01:31:48.040 Yeah.

01:31:48.620 Yeah, I've heard this.

01:31:49.520 Okay.

01:31:50.460 Are they black nobility?

01:31:52.120 Yeah.

01:31:52.200 And so they say his grandfather was a Rothschild, and so was his father.

01:31:56.960 He, no, the Rothschilds are the accountants for the black nobility.

01:32:01.860 Yeah.

01:32:02.180 If you know who they are, they're not running shit.

01:32:04.440 Right.

01:32:05.180 It's like these very old banker families that, and the reason they call them the black nobility

01:32:09.820 is because basically the Pope at one point had locked himself in to the Vatican for like

01:32:16.560 60 years because he knew that these guys were coming for him.

01:32:20.240 Yeah.

01:32:20.420 And then they basically corrupted it.

01:32:22.180 They corrupted that.

01:32:23.000 They corrupted the British royalty.

01:32:25.560 They got their blood into it.

01:32:27.580 I'll tell you who they are when we're off air.

01:32:30.100 Ooh, I like it.

01:32:31.020 You can't do it on air?

01:32:32.080 I don't want to get into it.

01:32:32.680 No.

01:32:32.940 It would be so good for the podcast.

01:32:34.200 Okay.

01:32:34.520 So good for the podcast.

01:32:35.220 Can you give me a hint?

01:32:36.380 Cliffhanger!

01:32:37.580 Can you give me a hint?

01:32:38.760 Our audience a hint?

01:32:39.640 Well, I happen to have their hat right over there.

01:32:45.900 I don't know what the...

01:32:46.880 Oh.

01:32:47.880 Oh, really?

01:32:49.280 Mm-hmm.

01:32:50.640 Like that?

01:32:51.540 Well, we'll do it off air.

01:32:52.680 Well, I can cut this out.

01:32:53.820 Are you talking about this?

01:32:54.600 They're all the same.

01:32:58.920 I think they're all the same.

01:33:00.620 I do, too.

01:33:01.280 Listen, here's my opinion.

01:33:03.240 There's a bunch of middle management people that do different things.

01:33:06.580 Okay, I will say who they are.

01:33:08.760 They are the Sufi Muslims.

01:33:12.140 Interesting.

01:33:12.900 Well, they were with Hitler.

01:33:14.460 Well, that gets into...

01:33:16.540 Sufi.

01:33:17.440 If you study the Kazarians, the Kazarians, when you go back...

01:33:21.600 Those are the Turks.

01:33:22.540 They go back, they're Turkish.

01:33:25.160 So, there's a guy I had on my pocket.

01:33:27.340 I can't remember his name right now.

01:33:28.800 And who are the Turks?

01:33:28.920 But he basically said the Persians...

01:33:30.860 Who are the Turks?

01:33:32.180 Who are the Turks?

01:33:33.880 Well, they're much like the Persians.

01:33:37.280 He says that he thinks the Persians run everything at the highest level.

01:33:41.100 I personally think it's above...

01:33:42.760 The Sufi Muslims are the Persians.

01:33:45.900 Okay.

01:33:47.480 Now or throughout history?

01:33:49.180 Always.

01:33:50.020 Always.

01:33:52.260 Babylon?

01:33:53.980 Dude, I think it's Babylonians.

01:33:55.760 Yeah.

01:33:56.500 Zory or Asterism?

01:33:57.840 Above all these?

01:33:59.140 Yeah.

01:33:59.260 Whether it's Zionists, Freemasonry...

01:34:02.100 Well, that's Jews.

01:34:03.820 Well...

01:34:04.260 Well, Zionists are Jews, but there's a lot of people are Zionists.

01:34:05.960 Yeah, but there's different levels to that stuff.

01:34:08.080 There's other religions that are Zionists that aren't...

01:34:09.900 Yeah, I mean, dude, you can have...

01:34:11.320 Not all Jews are Zionists, not all Zionists are Jews.

01:34:13.780 Yes, they are.

01:34:14.500 98% of all Jews are Zionists.

01:34:17.220 The first Zionist was God in the Bible.

01:34:20.980 Okay, I'm fine with that.

01:34:21.880 Okay, but I know what you're...

01:34:24.500 We're talking about being aligned with...

01:34:27.100 Being aligned with Switzerland.

01:34:33.400 That's what I'm saying.

01:34:34.540 That's what I'm saying, too, and I always talk about it.

01:34:36.900 But yet, there are Jews who are not aligned with Switzerland, and those are a different

01:34:44.960 kind of Jewish person that those aligned with Switzerland really want to get rid of, and

01:34:51.220 have always wanted to get rid of, and are ground zero in that war.

01:34:58.200 So I always talk about that, and that's in the Bible, too.

01:35:01.820 So, well, yeah, no, we do...

01:35:04.040 I just want to say one thing to your point earlier when you were talking about the black

01:35:06.660 nobility, like if you knew their name, they're just a middle management.

01:35:10.540 We always say this on the podcast, because everyone always is like, the Jews run everything,

01:35:13.780 which is true.

01:35:14.280 The Jews run a lot, but no one ever talks about the Muslim Brotherhood.

01:35:17.700 It's like, why are you not talking about them?

01:35:19.120 No, here's how you have to say it.

01:35:19.800 The Jews...

01:35:20.820 Here's how the system goes.

01:35:22.480 The Jews work for people who do not work.

01:35:29.060 That's what it is.

01:35:30.880 That's what I'm saying.

01:35:32.160 Yeah.

01:35:33.060 That's why I always want to say to people, here's what it's called.

01:35:38.260 No, we're not saying that.

01:35:40.100 We're saying this.

01:35:41.020 This is the word.

01:35:41.820 When the children of Israel were leaving Egypt, God told Moses, don't take out those Jews

01:35:53.240 who are intermarried with Pharaoh that are his courtiers, because they like slavery.

01:36:01.720 They're not the same as you, and they can't change.

01:36:05.680 And Moses said to God, why are you saying that some Jews can't change when you say yourself,

01:36:13.020 you know, when you say everyone can change if they come before you with, you know, humility

01:36:19.620 and ask for your forgiveness, they can change.

01:36:22.460 Why are you...

01:36:23.560 You're contradicting yourself.

01:36:26.320 It's in there.

01:36:27.440 And so God goes F-A-F-O to Moses, and they're called the Arab Rav,

01:36:35.040 the mixed multitude, those who practice Babylonian magic without Pharaoh.

01:36:42.060 You got it today.

01:36:43.020 They're called the Arab Rav, and Taurus says that they, and they alone, are,

01:36:49.220 they delay the redemption of the Jewish people, not any non-Jew.

01:36:54.580 And that it also says that in this day, at the beginning of the age of Aquarius,

01:37:02.540 they will be removed from power and replaced with the right kind of person.

01:37:12.960 Someone with a...

01:37:13.580 Respect.

01:37:14.080 Someone with a soul who wants to do the right thing, who doesn't want to enrich the snake.

01:37:22.600 We're all in agreement.

01:37:24.220 Yeah.

01:37:24.420 We're all in agreement.

01:37:25.260 That's why I want to say this, because you've got to say Arab Rav, and I'll send you stuff

01:37:32.120 from Torah that says, who are the modern Arab Rav?

01:37:35.480 And it spells it out.

01:37:38.640 Soros.

01:37:39.840 Well, he's...

01:37:41.200 I always call him one of them.

01:37:42.820 Who?

01:37:43.340 George Soros.

01:37:44.540 The bad Jews.

01:37:45.240 George Soros.

01:37:45.920 George Soros.

01:37:46.360 Oh, yeah.

01:37:46.780 But he's already threatened to sue me, so I'm not...

01:37:48.780 Really?

01:37:49.580 Yeah.

01:37:50.260 God, yeah.

01:37:50.920 Oh, my God.

01:37:52.040 That's so crazy.

01:37:53.140 Right when she was getting canceled, like a week.

01:37:54.840 When I was canceled, he...

01:37:55.940 That was that...

01:37:57.160 When they were coming after me and telling me they were going to sue me for 30 million

01:38:01.680 if I didn't sign away my rights that day.

01:38:04.560 To the show.

01:38:05.900 Yeah.

01:38:06.780 And...

01:38:07.100 And did you?

01:38:07.760 I had to.

01:38:08.880 Oh, my God.

01:38:10.620 Because they told me it was only for one season.

01:38:12.820 And then they did six and stole it.

01:38:14.160 And then they did six.

01:38:14.640 They're horrible.

01:38:14.980 That's unbelievable.

01:38:16.320 And they lied to me when I was in the middle of a nervous breakdown because they didn't

01:38:21.700 understand my tweet and wouldn't let me explain it.

01:38:24.800 But then the coup de grace of that whole thing is I get a letter, George Soros is going

01:38:29.980 to sue you for saying something negative about him.

01:38:34.120 And then he turned over the Nazi.

01:38:35.480 You said it to tweet to Chelsea Clinton.

01:38:37.580 But yeah, check this out.

01:38:38.800 I contacted a lawyer about this.

01:38:40.120 And then Chelsea Clinton tweeted me back.

01:38:41.040 That's unbelievable.

01:38:42.180 Chelsea Clinton tweeted me back about something.

01:38:45.100 It was Soros.

01:38:46.100 Chastising me for saying Soros is...

01:38:47.860 So he went after her.

01:38:49.140 You know, not a good Jew.

01:38:50.820 Because he was a slave at the time.

01:38:52.400 By the way, Bill's not her dad.

01:38:55.080 I know.

01:38:55.520 It's Webster Hubley.

01:38:56.640 Yeah.

01:38:56.820 Have you seen that?

01:38:57.840 Yeah.

01:38:58.240 Same exact face.

01:38:59.200 She'll sue us now.

01:39:00.240 No, don't sue us.

01:39:01.220 She always loves that upside down cross.

01:39:03.440 Did you know that?

01:39:04.900 They're all into the dark.

01:39:06.180 That's why I go into...

01:39:07.360 It's like, you could say these people run this.

01:39:09.680 But when you study their symbolism and they always put it out there, it goes to darker

01:39:14.120 stuff.

01:39:14.980 I think they use the Abrahamic religions to walk amongst us.

01:39:18.620 Oh, I'm Muslim.

01:39:20.000 I'm Jewish.

01:39:20.440 I'm Christian.

01:39:21.000 But in reality, behind closed doors, they're dark arts people.

01:39:24.780 And that's what they really worship.

01:39:26.240 And they have to put out those symbols so the other people know, hey, I'm in this club.

01:39:31.560 Yeah.

01:39:32.120 But, you know, a lot of people just wear the symbols because it looks cute.

01:39:36.020 Some do, yeah.

01:39:37.060 You know, some people do.

01:39:38.520 Like, I've worn some stuff and then they're like, you're a Illuminati.

01:39:42.720 Well, no, I'm not.

01:39:45.600 I just wore that because I thought it was cute.

01:39:48.320 Yeah, it's checkered rug.

01:39:49.420 It was cool.

01:39:49.720 The worst thing.

01:39:50.220 Yeah, because I have a checkered rug.

01:39:51.880 That's so crazy, right?

01:39:53.620 I'm like, not everything is everything.

01:39:55.540 I don't want to encourage people to get too into symbology.

01:39:58.780 Too hyped over it.

01:40:00.120 Well, it depends on who you are, right?

01:40:03.040 But stuff like the Washington Monument being a big ass penis.

01:40:07.620 Yeah, an obelisk.

01:40:08.760 An obelisk.

01:40:09.780 Go for that.

01:40:10.760 That's for sure.

01:40:11.320 100%.

01:40:12.220 The Statue of Liberty being Lucifer.

01:40:14.580 That's for fucking sure.

01:40:15.860 Yeah.

01:40:16.280 It's a drag queen.

01:40:18.420 Statue of Liberty is a dude in a dress, dressed like a chick.

01:40:22.180 It's right there.

01:40:22.640 Look at those wrists.

01:40:24.000 Those are man wrists.

01:40:25.020 I thought it was Lucifer, the light bearer.

01:40:27.740 Some people think it's Mithras.

01:40:30.200 Who's that?

01:40:31.060 Mithras is this old Zoyer asterism god, which is kind of connected to their version of Lucifer,

01:40:38.480 which is a totally different name.

01:40:40.320 Oh.

01:40:41.540 Well, you know, whatever.

01:40:44.380 I don't like that Washington, D.C. is laid out like a pentagram.

01:40:49.700 I'm with you.

01:40:50.460 Well, how about CAAs?

01:40:54.220 When you go above, it's the all-seeing eye with the...

01:40:59.160 Langley or CAA?

01:41:00.580 No, CAA.

01:41:02.040 And when you look at above, it's the all-seeing eye.

01:41:04.280 I didn't fucking know that, but not surprised.

01:41:06.100 Yeah, 100%.

01:41:07.200 And they were allegedly behind the whole Me Too movement.

01:41:12.160 They were.

01:41:12.460 Even sacrificing their own clients.

01:41:13.960 Not alleged.

01:41:14.480 It said P. Diddy paid for it, the Me Too movement and Jay-Z, because, you know, they

01:41:19.860 needed...

01:41:20.640 Did so much damage, dude.

01:41:21.380 They always invent news to cover the real news, what's going on.

01:41:25.020 They got to put something on TV.

01:41:27.220 Well, they, you know, again, this gets in the depopulation, too.

01:41:31.280 Right.

01:41:31.500 Like, you make men and women fight, women, we have less babies.

01:41:37.400 Well, tell everybody, go get an abortion, there'll be less babies, too.

01:41:39.980 Or change their gender and cut off their dicks, you can't have a baby, you can't...

01:41:42.840 Everything's depopulation.

01:41:45.760 That's why I go, Bill Gates has all the money, they can shut down the world, they can, you

01:41:50.760 know, they can print money.

01:41:51.880 It's not about that.

01:41:53.080 Bill Gates looks at it and goes, I feel so sorry that there are all these poor African

01:41:58.060 nations in poverty, so I'm going to just wipe them out so I don't have to think about

01:42:01.840 them anymore.

01:42:02.400 100%.

01:42:02.880 Eugenics.

01:42:04.680 I mean...

01:42:05.800 Oh, my God, they're so horrible.

01:42:07.840 They are, though.

01:42:08.520 You know, but it is so great that there is God and he's not going to let them get away

01:42:12.100 with it no more.

01:42:12.540 I agree, man.

01:42:13.640 I agree.

01:42:14.140 This is the year, too.

01:42:15.540 You know, Hanukkah's coming and that's a...

01:42:17.640 Happy Hanukkah.

01:42:18.220 ...time of...

01:42:19.220 And it falls on Christmas this year, which is great.

01:42:21.700 Let's go.

01:42:22.280 And so it's like, wow, a lot of lights are going to be going on in people's souls on

01:42:28.540 that day, boy.

01:42:29.820 It's going to be interesting.

01:42:30.480 And once everybody's woke up, they better look out.

01:42:33.660 2025 to 2030 is going to be super interesting.

01:42:37.240 Super cool.

01:42:37.360 It's so exhausting.

01:42:38.640 It's like, can we just chill?

01:42:40.220 Just give us a little time to just chill.

01:42:41.860 I think we're all chilling a little.

01:42:43.220 We're all...

01:42:43.520 I feel high-rated.

01:42:43.960 Trump says we're going to have parties...

01:42:45.460 Let's go.

01:42:46.240 ...for the whole first year.

01:42:47.560 The World Fair.

01:42:48.320 Let's go.

01:42:48.960 But no Moloch in them.

01:42:50.800 No Molochs.

01:42:51.640 No Moloch in symbols, please.

01:42:53.960 I'm in, dude.

01:42:54.700 Sam, I just checked.

01:42:55.780 There's still not an alien invasion.

01:42:57.980 There's no alien invasion not happening.

01:43:01.120 Today was supposed to be the big day.

01:43:02.960 You know what, though?

01:43:04.020 In mystical Judaism, Tuesday night is the most vulnerable night for souls.

01:43:10.160 Really?

01:43:10.740 Yeah.

01:43:11.300 So let's keep on praying through Tuesday night that none of these fucking aliens show up here.

01:43:16.840 Do you think they're aliens?

01:43:17.980 Do you think they're demons?

01:43:18.760 I think they're projections by the demonic state.

01:43:26.020 You can project the demons.

01:43:27.520 I don't think they're real.

01:43:28.040 I'm not.

01:43:28.400 Listen, if any of these aliens land, this is what they'll say.

01:43:32.540 And if this don't happen, you know it's bullshit.

01:43:35.320 When they say, take us to Roseanne Barr's house, that's how we'll know they're real aliens.

01:43:41.420 Okay.

01:43:41.620 Okay.

01:43:42.160 All right.

01:43:42.600 All right.

01:43:43.200 I'll rush here.

01:43:44.040 Back up.

01:43:44.660 I'll be outside in case you need to back out.

01:43:46.780 All right.

01:43:47.700 Well, thank you.

01:43:48.820 I love you.

01:43:49.560 This has been an honor.

01:43:50.460 I've been such a big fan for so long.

01:43:53.180 You've been from afar, you're a big part of my life.

01:43:56.220 Oh, nice.

01:43:56.960 And you know that whole thing with the main room.

01:43:58.680 So it's been a blessing to sit down with you and chop it up and talk about everything.

01:44:03.000 Nothing was off limits.

01:44:04.260 So you're a real one.

01:44:05.940 And I appreciate that.

01:44:07.180 So thank you.

01:44:07.820 You're a real one too.

01:44:08.740 Real, recognize, real.

01:44:10.180 Real, recognize is real.

01:44:11.560 And come back, please.

01:44:14.020 Hey, I'm just a phone call away.

01:44:16.220 And I'm here.

01:44:16.760 If I'm available, I'm available.

01:44:18.340 I'll come here right there.

01:44:19.420 I'll come on yours too.

01:44:20.980 Oh, I would love that.

01:44:22.140 I'll really get dirty on yours.

01:44:23.520 Let's go.

01:44:24.380 Let you bear the fucking way.

01:44:26.040 Let's go.

01:44:26.600 I'm in.

01:44:27.300 Where do you do the tinfoil hat podcast?

01:44:29.160 We do it in Hollywood.

01:44:30.400 Oh, cool.

01:44:30.760 I want you to just know I'm doing a comic book.

01:44:33.060 It's called The Chaos Twins.

01:44:34.460 It's based on my daughters.

01:44:36.220 And it teaches.

01:44:37.300 It's a fun book that teaches kids about the conspiracy of how the world really works.

01:44:42.660 Oh, my God.

01:44:43.460 Am I going to love to get that.

01:44:44.420 I'll get you an issue.

01:44:45.460 We got the second one about to come out.

01:44:47.180 If you go to chaos twins dot com, you'll be able to get your second issue.

01:44:50.820 And it's like.

01:44:51.160 Can you read that to your grandkids?

01:44:52.980 Yeah.

01:44:53.480 That's the goal.

01:44:54.480 Oh, how great.

01:44:55.120 It's done in a way that you're not.

01:44:57.560 I told the guys, I don't want any Easter eggs where an adult can be like, oh, that's inappropriate.

01:45:04.200 Nothing.

01:45:04.760 I want this to be straight for kids to be able to.

01:45:07.820 That's so great.

01:45:08.960 That's my whole thing.

01:45:10.080 I'd love to write a kid's book like that.

01:45:11.840 I can't wait to read it.

01:45:13.120 Yeah, I'll get you a copy.

01:45:14.420 Oh, excellent.

01:45:15.140 I love you guys.

01:45:15.760 Thank you for having me on.

01:45:16.180 Love you too.

01:45:16.920 So you see my patience is growing thin

01:45:23.660 With this synthetic world

01:45:31.740 With this identity.

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - December 05, 2024

Tinfoil Hats with Sam Tripoli ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #077

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