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00:01:12.800 Hi, Livia. I got to do an intro for the Roseanne Bar Podcast. Are you wearing, is she naked?

00:01:17.500 Okay. Let's get out of the line of the camera then because we don't, we don't want,

00:01:22.100 some of the people that listen to this show I don't really trust. You know, let's be honest.

00:01:26.000 Anyway, welcome to the Roseanne Bar Podcast. This is Jake Pentland. I just want to tell you this

00:01:29.860 episode that follows with Ryan Long is an excellent episode. However, there were some audio complications.

00:01:34.740 I won't get into the technical specifics. I will just say this. I had a professional audio guy

00:01:39.700 three months ago come and tell me what to do because I wanted to give you the best audio

00:01:43.240 and everything he told me was wrong and I'm never using him again and I'm not blaming him,

00:01:48.260 but it's all 100% completely his fault. He told me to use a compressor on this recording equipment

00:01:53.460 and all it does is lift everybody's mic up. So sometimes when I talk, you can hear me

00:01:57.920 and my mother's mic. When Ryan talks, you can hear mom and it's just not good sound.

00:02:03.300 I have fixed the problem. Everything going forward will be fine. I just want you to know

00:02:08.840 we did our best to clean up the audio on this. I actually had a friend of mine who's a professional

00:02:12.260 audio engineer go in and edit it. It will sound hollow and weird at times. I don't think it's

00:02:17.200 a big deal, but I just want to put that out because I want to bring you the best technical

00:02:22.700 product every week and my mom and I love this show and we love it. Could you be quiet, Livia Pearl?

00:02:34.380 So excited for the Roseanne Bar podcast today because this is going to be a journey. A journey

00:02:41.420 in the mind of a genius and a giant and a, uh, just a freaking absolute talent whom I just love

00:02:52.700 so much. Thank you. Ryan Long. We are out here. What a treat to be here. You know, you know what?

00:02:59.000 I always, uh, I always kind of think one of my like favorite times being entertainment was I think

00:03:03.660 about it when I took a, I was taking a plane to Austin and we, we got sat beside each other and I'd,

00:03:09.140 I, I seen you the night before and you were kind of telling me all the stories about the sitcom era.

00:03:15.100 And, but the one thing he said that I like actually 12 people doesn't, I think about it a lot when

00:03:19.420 you were, cause I grew up in the nineties. I watched it all. And then you're saying in the

00:03:23.080 writing room, uh, where people would bring the scripts that got all sad at the end and you got,

00:03:28.560 you and Norm Macdonald would be like, someone's trying to win an enemy. That to me is like the funniest

00:03:33.000 story. I remember that era where all, everything was just getting, you know, every, it was the,

00:03:39.140 Will Smith, the lights out at the end and we're all doing sad stuff to win Emmys.

00:03:43.540 Yeah. I just said, don't be trying to fucking win an Emmy on my show. That's one of the greetings I

00:03:51.140 did for the writing staff. Dude, I remember cause you, as a viewer, you sort of like, you noticed the

00:03:57.780 trend, but like, you don't never noticed the behind the curtain where you're like, Oh right.

00:04:00.940 Like they're all trying to seem profound. Oh my God. They had no life experience. They had

00:04:07.180 no kids. Yeah. They was married to somebody they hate and never want to go home. So they live there

00:04:13.220 on my diamond, you know, in, you know, cause I'm paying for that building they're living in

00:04:18.040 and everything they're eating and doing over there. That's coming out of my check and, uh, they should

00:04:24.560 just go home cause they certainly ain't working. They's all like playing games, bullshitting

00:04:29.920 around, taking drugs, taking naps. Just like a writer's room. Like this podcast.

00:04:37.740 And then I hate me. Yeah. Except for I'm living in. But, uh, yeah. And I just couldn't stand

00:04:44.220 it because I go, these fat cat motherfuckers, they got in their contract, they got 25 K a week.

00:04:50.840 Woo. And they're bitching about the janitors the whole time. Like, well, there's your uppity,

00:04:56.300 the janitors there. I mean, I'm telling you, I saw too much. It was too fucking fucked.

00:05:01.800 People's head get blown up really quick. Hey, like day one, they're like, Oh, should I even be

00:05:05.700 your day two? They're throwing stuff on the far, like you're going to clean that up or what is this

00:05:08.960 guy even doing? I didn't. I was always like this and recording. My thing was like, I need to record

00:05:18.280 this for future shows and, you know, uh, material because it was unreal. The shit I saw you could

00:05:27.200 not write it. You could not write it. Interesting. You know, Dan Schneider's doing his thing in your

00:05:33.320 writer's room. Probably. No, he was not one of my writers. I'm really proud that he wasn't one of my

00:05:40.180 writers. Yeah. What did you think of that whole thing?

00:05:43.100 Well, I knew a ton about it for since I got out there to Hollywood and saw what was going on,

00:05:51.340 you know, and I was a, an activist for children's rights. So I knew and found out a whole bunch of

00:05:58.520 shit. And so it's the, it's a lot of the kids shows that basically, I guess any job that has a

00:06:05.140 lot of kids. You know what it is? It's a fucking rotten, it's a goddamn satanic corporation. A

00:06:13.040 corporation is a monument to Satan. I'm telling you what. You look mind blown there a little

00:06:20.440 bit. Well, just every corporation or you're saying Hollywood? Just the corporate structure

00:06:24.240 itself. It is the least democratic thing on fucking earth. You get fired. Do you think that's good or

00:06:29.800 bad? Uh, it's terrible. Do you think corporations should be democratic? Uh, I don't think they

00:06:36.520 should be able to impose their elitist will on captive populations once they force them to

00:06:45.320 fucking get jabbed in the eye 18 times by law. No. Hell yeah. And then get kicked off because

00:06:53.060 you're going, what's going on? You insurrectionist, you're going to fucking prison while I burn this

00:07:01.160 whole goddamn town down and get away with it. It's just fucking Nazisville. It ain't nothing

00:07:08.320 Do you think Hollywood's the worst? Do you think Hollywood's worse than, you know, Silicon Valley

00:07:11.560 or DC? Well, they're all part of the same deal and they all play a different role, but they're all

00:07:19.340 in the snake. It always makes me laugh that people always talk about how DC has these kind

00:07:24.140 of elite sex cults, you know, and then you kind of look at the politicians and you're like, I mean,

00:07:28.200 I hope not. I hope you don't, you, you make it to the top of DC. They bring you into a room. It's

00:07:33.040 just like Nancy Pelosi, Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell. And you're like, this is what you do. And they're

00:07:38.600 like, you, you earned this. And you're like, I'm actually good. Uh, I'm probably good on that.

00:07:44.760 Nancy Pelosi with her legs behind her head. You know how, um, no, they get the sex,

00:07:49.340 servants. They get like the young children. They still all have to be in the room together.

00:07:53.300 Like even if you, even if you got two prostitutes, even if they're smoking. I don't even know what

00:07:57.260 you're talking about now. Well, they say DC has sex cults. Oh yeah. Like that one page

00:08:02.240 that photographed him, not Pizzagate, the guy that just photographed himself on all fours

00:08:08.340 ass up, taking it in the hooter right there in the Congress. Didn't you see that?

00:08:14.880 Is that the height of arrogance?

00:08:18.840 No, there was more than one. There was like another guy recently too, that, uh, he, he

00:08:24.780 was like, uh, I think this might've been in like the UK, but it was another guy.

00:08:28.780 They're all nuts over there too.

00:08:30.840 There used to, Hey, do you know how, um, they used like, there used to be a lot, like the

00:08:34.520 member of the Republican Senator that was kind of like against gay stuff. And then he

00:08:37.360 caught like in the bathroom blowing. I was actually the guy who busted them. I, uh, they

00:08:41.820 came in and I was like, we got him. So I, I wasn't part of that.

00:08:45.540 The James O'Keefe style sting. Yeah. I did that. Do you know what I mean? I should cut

00:08:52.460 that out. I shouldn't have said that. It's all just a fucking, it's all just chronic

00:08:57.780 masturbation and getting paid for it. Sure. I guess a lot of that they say is power really.

00:09:03.480 Right. But do you think, okay, do you know how they're like, there would kind of used

00:09:08.080 to be like against gay marriage and then they'd get caught with dudes. Do you think that's

00:09:11.920 now, do you know, like it's not in America, but a lot of like the UK and Canada has this

00:09:16.700 a bit, like a lot of places, they're like memes, sexist memes are banned and stuff like

00:09:20.820 that. Do you think there's any super liberal politicians that are really against memes and

00:09:25.100 they get home and they're just like, Oh yeah, my fucking memes. When she nutted, but she's

00:09:28.540 still sucking. Like just love sexist memes. Of course. You have to go to the Senate floor

00:09:34.440 and be like, these memes are terrible. And he gets home. He's like, women should be in

00:09:37.580 the kitchen. Yeah. Basically the hundred percent. You mean that they, you mean that people are

00:09:42.580 obsessed with what they loathe? Yes. Yeah. I see that.

00:09:47.300 Projection they call it. Yeah. And they can never admit it. Hey, one thing that really would

00:09:52.680 help people if I could offer this as an old woman. Okay. Just stop fucking around and say

00:10:00.400 you're sorry. That is like ends a lot of pain. You're talking about keep going with

00:10:07.660 it. Cause you're afraid to say, I did it. You're right. And I'm sorry.

00:10:13.960 We'll be an example of someone, right? There's someone that you think that would

00:10:19.340 help it. All the Jews in the, uh, that are going out and saying they love the Nazi Palestinians

00:10:34.680 for the street cred. I'm not going to take it. Right. You see what I'm saying? Well, from

00:10:43.420 the river to the sea, Palestine will be Jew free. You sons of a bitch. They've already

00:10:50.180 ethnically cleansed every Jew out of 57 Arab States, which the Muslim Brotherhood run media,

00:10:59.160 which all the Jews worked for, for Obama. They won't let nobody know that. So that's why

00:11:04.840 I just said it. So suck it. Yeah. We've been doing it every week. We've been, we've been

00:11:08.980 a trans man. I'm going to tell you that. Oh, you're saying what you've been doing every

00:11:13.980 week. You said I've been riding for Hollywood or for riding for Israel every week. Is that

00:11:17.160 what you meant? We've been talking about, we've been talking about the Muslim Brotherhood's

00:11:21.060 role in media. Cause everyone, you can say Jews run the media. We say this every week. Like

00:11:25.080 everyone says the Jews run the media and they do. A lot of Jews do run the media. A lot

00:11:28.600 of Jews work in the media, but you can't say the Muslim Brotherhood does what the Muslim

00:11:32.360 Brotherhood tells them to say. Okay. You're saying that they have their

00:11:37.080 marching orders, which they get at 4am from the CIA, which is the Muslim Brotherhood of

00:11:45.760 the State Department. New York's are the hub of this right now. Well, New York's the hub of

00:11:49.960 all the protests right now. No shit. Let's talk about the protests. Well, I was just saying

00:11:53.660 like, to me, this is like a, just to me it's funny cause it's all the, the protesters. Tom,

00:11:59.760 just picture this right now. There is a, like a college kid explaining to his Jewish landlord

00:12:06.760 why he can't make rent while he's wearing a fuck Zionism shirt. Oh God, is that hilarious?

00:12:11.980 Oh my God. It's so horrible. He's just, he's like, I mean, listen, I couldn't work at the

00:12:17.720 coffee shop. There's a lot of protest. My protesting schedule is very aggressive right now.

00:12:23.540 Well, they get the tassels and everything.

00:12:27.440 Have you seen it? I mean, it's hard to talk reality when you see these Jews that are like

00:12:34.040 with the long side locks and they're dressed like, you know, the Amish. Yeah. They basically

00:12:40.000 look just like the Amish with side curls and they're holding that Palestine flags for fuck's

00:12:46.780 sake. Hey, I've got another gripe if you want to tell your people. So the main camera store

00:12:53.360 in New York, B&H, because I used to go there all the time. It's great. They run the place

00:12:58.140 and it's run by, uh, I think Orthodox or Ascidics or something like that. Christopher, um, what's

00:13:03.260 his name? Marcos. Yeah. Marcos. He took me back. It's closed. So it's the, they have like

00:13:07.540 Monopoly on cameras, but then it's closed on, I guess it would be the Saturday. So it's closed

00:13:12.640 every Friday. You also can't even go on the website on Fridays. You can't order stuff on

00:13:17.700 Fridays. So it's like, why can't they just find non-Jews to run it on the Fridays? Why does

00:13:23.520 the whole place have to be closed down? You know what I love? I think that's common

00:13:29.400 sense. That's common sense. But they're not supposed to make anything work on the, on

00:13:36.800 Shabbat. You're not supposed to. But the Jews are about loopholes, right? Well, that's

00:13:40.820 what I think too. Well, no, that's what they do. And I did go through so many loopholes.

00:13:45.580 Let me tell you, you know how many lawsuits I have financed in my life. Many of them are

00:13:52.220 against the Jewish people. You did? And I've won. Yes. What's your biggest win?

00:13:58.820 Well, I can't, I'm under NDA. Oh, they're all NDAs. Nice. Seven figures though.

00:14:05.720 Woo! Publications, you can say, right? I don't think I'm allowed to say. Oh, you sued

00:14:10.560 publications that. I did sue publications under the RICO Act and I won. With the RICO Act, like

00:14:17.160 saying that they're a gang? Yeah, they're a gang of organized criminals in every state.

00:14:22.100 Oh! That turns in shit on famous people and I won. And you won? Yeah, but I don't know

00:14:27.080 why nobody's ever using that. I won that case in the Supreme Court. That's sick. I went,

00:14:34.660 I don't care how much it costs me. I'm a rich fucking Jew, bitch. You better watch out.

00:14:40.440 Watch out what you allow. And didn't you sue them for- Watch out what you allow.

00:14:44.740 Didn't you sue them for telling the truth? That's what you told me once. That was what you,

00:14:48.160 was this the same lawsuit? Oh, yeah. I said they printed something false and you said,

00:14:52.220 no, they printed something true. That's why I was able to sue them. But is that,

00:14:55.500 is that true? Is that the same RICO case? Yeah, kind of. I broke that all down too.

00:15:00.980 Because they have to surround it with lies so that you won't figure out who in your household is

00:15:06.140 selling the stories. It's a publication where people sell stories.

00:15:09.160 On the autism spectrum, I could always figure out who the guilty one was. Like I said,

00:15:14.480 because I always fucking won in Clue. And it was always Tom Arnold.

00:15:18.420 And I watched the ID channel. So I know how the criminal mind works, you see.

00:15:23.560 She's a profiler. Because my grandpa and both my grandpas had criminal minds.

00:15:29.360 Well, they're Jews. Of course they did. Yeah. Well, they had to or they wouldn't have got no money.

00:15:33.760 Dude, that's wild. Jews may have to make their money on the black market,

00:15:38.220 just like in the following ages. So did the African-Americans and the Hispanics.

00:15:43.440 And the Kennedys. And the Kennedys. Everybody's got to make their money on the black market in

00:15:47.900 America. That's how you do it. I mean, my mind's blown by the fact that you sued the

00:15:51.800 media basically saying they operate like a gang. Because they do, obviously.

00:15:56.400 Yeah. Even worse now. Because one guy calls another guy,

00:15:59.380 because they was turning in stories about me wherever I was going across the country.

00:16:03.220 What's that? Yeah, because they can all. They was fucking turning in what I was eating in what

00:16:09.960 hotel at what time. And then they just got to. Did you have a mall? Huh? Did you have a mall?

00:16:15.180 Well, of course. There was always a mall. There's malls everywhere. Drake has a mall in OVO right now.

00:16:19.000 You're basically the same thing. What's this rap thing? Drake, yeah. Drake, man.

00:16:23.780 Oh, they came hard for Drake. He's a Jewish brethren, right? Oh, he had the six. In the six, yeah.

00:16:30.080 That's my city. Is that your city? That's my city.

00:16:32.700 I love performing there. People are so smart. Yeah. And they have the best reserve store

00:16:38.440 that's ever been for a Jewish woman with large breasts. Really?

00:16:44.120 Right there in Toronto, which is why I always accepted the invitations to perform there.

00:16:50.060 The Big Boobs shop?

00:16:51.440 Yeah. For like the Jewish woman. It was like handmade for the Jewish woman.

00:16:55.320 What's it called? What's the name?

00:16:57.080 I can't remember, but it's across from that.

00:16:58.160 Shout out to the Big Boobs store.

00:16:59.660 It's across the street from that hotel.

00:17:01.820 I actually know because in Toronto, it also has the best store for underwear for men with

00:17:06.880 huge packages. And I go there a lot.

00:17:11.200 Wait, I usually have to go twice a week because I wear out the other ones.

00:17:14.100 Well, when you're a Jew, you have very large breasts. And also, you have a lot of bat fat.

00:17:25.220 Is that true?

00:17:26.440 Yes. So, you've got to balance that all out with the proper foundation.

00:17:29.300 I'm just scanning through Jewish women.

00:17:31.060 The proper foundation.

00:17:31.800 Think about it, yeah. It's pretty true, actually.

00:17:34.240 The proper foundation must be had. They've got to have the high sides. Now, none of these

00:17:40.500 bitches always have the high sides because they always are really skinny.

00:17:46.220 I guess you're saying that like big ribs or like Japanese girls that have no bat fat.

00:17:51.480 Are you talking about your top butt?

00:17:55.000 Your butt on top of your butt?

00:17:56.440 Your second butt.

00:17:56.940 Yeah, but the one on top.

00:17:58.580 On your back?

00:17:59.320 The duplex. There's your butt and then you have the one above it. You're talking about that one?

00:18:04.100 Your back top butt. Yeah, that's a high side. It looks like a four pack of buns is what I'm saying.

00:18:10.140 Then you've got a swimsuit on.

00:18:11.340 I am.

00:18:11.720 Okay.

00:18:12.160 Oh, I didn't know if we all noticed that.

00:18:13.120 I didn't know what high sides were.

00:18:14.160 I didn't know what high sides were.

00:18:14.540 Oh, we all talk about it every time behind your back.

00:18:17.880 We all look at you.

00:18:18.940 Oh, I'm trying to hide my back.

00:18:19.400 This guy leaked it to the media last week.

00:18:22.620 Yeah, well, anyway, we can't talk about that lawsuit apparently much more. But can you

00:18:26.600 guys tell me what this rap beef is? Because I don't know about it.

00:18:29.280 But anyway, I found out who the mole was.

00:18:30.520 Oh, she bounces around.

00:18:32.240 Who was it?

00:18:32.960 My husband, Tom Arnold.

00:18:34.960 Stop it.

00:18:35.680 Uh-uh. It's true.

00:18:37.340 Your husband was leaking?

00:18:38.860 Were you still with him at the time?

00:18:40.460 Or this is when you were separated?

00:18:41.820 No, when I was with him.

00:18:43.280 Completely together.

00:18:44.160 What does he get out of that?

00:18:45.180 Just like trying to make you look bad so we can break up with you and he seems like

00:18:47.760 the good guy?

00:18:48.300 I think it was drug money.

00:18:50.640 He's doing it for money?

00:18:51.880 Uh-huh.

00:18:52.680 Weren't you guys rich?

00:18:54.280 Yeah, he had money.

00:18:56.680 Why did he do it?

00:18:57.320 He didn't have enough?

00:18:57.960 Oh, wait, no.

00:18:58.460 Not at first.

00:18:59.540 He was selling stories before you got rich with him.

00:19:02.140 Yeah.

00:19:02.460 Or he got rich with you.

00:19:03.360 What?

00:19:03.540 Really rich.

00:19:04.540 How much did you get for a story?

00:19:06.320 Five grand, I think it was.

00:19:07.480 I think it was five grand.

00:19:08.360 Seems like not crazy money.

00:19:10.220 Well, when you're on coke, that's a good amount of money.

00:19:12.400 And this was back in the 90s.

00:19:13.460 He was a drug addict.

00:19:14.320 Yeah.

00:19:14.680 Yeah, drug addicts, you know?

00:19:16.340 Drug addicts.

00:19:17.380 And then the worst thing they do-

00:19:19.300 That stinks.

00:19:20.600 Yeah.

00:19:20.820 But even worse than that, because most drunk, most drug addicts have the decency to overdose

00:19:28.060 and die, but when they get sober, the damage they begin to inflict on their victims is un-fucking

00:19:38.060 believable.

00:19:38.920 Oh, because these-

00:19:40.060 Because their self-righteous gene kicks in, because they're like, sober 30 days, I didn't

00:19:44.920 bump nobody over, screw nobody's deal bumping-

00:19:47.460 I'm the king.

00:19:48.320 ...for 30 whole days, and I get a medal.

00:19:51.240 Oh, it's like narcissism to the millionth degree of nastiness.

00:19:55.440 Yeah, I'm the king of morality right now.

00:19:57.960 Huh?

00:19:58.300 I'm the king of morality, because I haven't had a drink in a week.

00:20:01.820 Yeah, I haven't fucked nobody over, because I wasn't drunk enough.

00:20:05.240 Yeah, I didn't steal from my mother for eight days.

00:20:07.520 I'm the king right now.

00:20:09.400 That sucks.

00:20:10.700 Yeah, it was-

00:20:11.480 They never paid the price for their transition.

00:20:14.440 I was, that was the first time I noticed when they, people was talking about transitioning.

00:20:21.360 He's transitioning from a drug addict to an asshole?

00:20:24.700 No, no, to a sober.

00:20:26.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:27.380 Yeah, yeah, to a sober.

00:20:29.080 That's a whole other thing.

00:20:30.640 Then they get all self-righteous with the God shit, too.

00:20:34.500 Oh, so-

00:20:35.380 Oh, the Lord, as the Lord hath saith, he forgives me for what I did to you, and if you have decency

00:20:43.280 in your heart someday, you'll forgive me, too.

00:20:46.500 Yeah, and-

00:20:47.120 That fucking double-talking bullshit of Satan.

00:20:50.760 Fucking 12 steps a half.

00:20:54.340 And you're thinking, can you please just do some heroin and go back to stealing from me?

00:20:58.740 Yeah.

00:20:58.940 Or die.

00:21:00.600 I liked it better when you were leaking stories.

00:21:02.280 That would be less gaslighting involved with the saved shit.

00:21:06.320 Yeah, saved could be a hassle.

00:21:07.760 Oh, my good Lord.

00:21:09.420 I'm so bored with all of it.

00:21:11.080 She calls them sobers, is my favorite thing.

00:21:13.560 That's like a-

00:21:14.080 The sobers?

00:21:14.420 She has like a, what is it, epithet for them?

00:21:17.120 Sobers, people in recovery.

00:21:19.400 She hates sobers.

00:21:20.600 I just love that you say so.

00:21:21.220 They can never recover that they were a fucking asshole who stole from all their friends.

00:21:25.980 That's tough, yeah.

00:21:26.820 And fucking did a million other nasty things that they think, because they got sober, that

00:21:32.880 makes them be forgiven, but it don't.

00:21:37.100 You owe money, bitch.

00:21:38.620 You owe money to all those kids you left behind and their mothers when you was drunk and running

00:21:43.960 around, you son of a bitch.

00:21:45.720 Go pay your fucking fines and then come back and talk about self-righteousness.

00:21:50.100 And in the meantime, so why don't you kiss my fucking drunken ass?

00:21:54.560 That's what I say.

00:21:59.280 That's what I have to say about it.

00:22:01.180 Selling secrets from a, like your wife is pretty low on the scale-

00:22:05.940 I agree.

00:22:06.400 Of dirtbag.

00:22:07.560 Yeah.

00:22:08.120 That's-

00:22:08.520 And it was an inquirer that told me, too.

00:22:10.740 We was in a room.

00:22:11.880 Well, I did a lot of that in my family, actually.

00:22:14.280 Do you?

00:22:14.540 Yeah, two uncles, I mean, they're dead now and they would steal from my grandma and it

00:22:18.360 was kind of like a whole debacle that went on forever and no one knew what to do about

00:22:22.560 it.

00:22:23.000 Oh, no.

00:22:23.620 You know, they always forgive them, especially when it's your kids, right?

00:22:26.040 You always forgive them.

00:22:27.000 And then, you know, then two weeks later, they drained your, you know, social security kind

00:22:31.700 of thing.

00:22:32.300 Like, yeah, really crappy stuff.

00:22:34.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:35.240 It's kind of like a debacle.

00:22:36.160 Like when she died, it was like all the money was drained.

00:22:38.660 When he died, like they couldn't even do the funerals because like she had no money.

00:22:42.580 So it was like, yeah, just, and then they'd like kind of break up, break in and like sell

00:22:48.600 like Elvis memorabilia, you know, just like my mom went there and she was like, the walls

00:22:53.560 were just like cleared of everything.

00:22:55.680 Just like, yeah, classic, like drug addict stuff.

00:22:58.520 Drug addict stuff.

00:22:59.020 And there isn't really like a good answer.

00:23:01.380 I guess the good answer is then they become righteous, but that didn't happen in this

00:23:04.600 case.

00:23:05.080 Well, that's why I'm not opposed to that Fioranol coming across the board.

00:23:09.400 Fentanyl, you mean?

00:23:10.280 Yeah.

00:23:11.560 Fentanyl.

00:23:12.000 Because I mean, you know what I mean?

00:23:15.020 If you're that fucking arranged.

00:23:17.280 For me personally, I stopped.

00:23:18.960 I'm not, I used to be for fentanyl.

00:23:21.280 And then after my uncles died, I said, I'm going to stop putting it in my product that

00:23:23.940 I sell to family members.

00:23:26.540 That's really good that you did that.

00:23:29.880 But I mean, really, it's going to clear out drug addicts.

00:23:35.300 I mean.

00:23:36.480 The problem with fentanyl is that kids can like touch a doorknob and die.

00:23:39.800 Not even doing drugs.

00:23:40.900 That's the problem with it.

00:23:42.200 You can't be pro-Fentanyl.

00:23:43.160 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:23:43.980 That's the problem.

00:23:44.900 Well, also just like a cool guy can be partying, you know?

00:23:48.460 Yeah.

00:23:49.020 Dude, it's like crazy the amount of, whereas like before, I don't think you knew a ton of

00:23:54.020 people that OD'd.

00:23:54.860 Now it's like everyone knows four people.

00:23:57.480 Yeah.

00:23:57.740 Really?

00:23:58.380 Yeah.

00:23:58.640 I don't know.

00:23:58.940 Oh, see, I don't know that world.

00:24:00.920 Dude, in LA comedy, there was, I forget that girl's name, Kate Quigley or something.

00:24:05.720 She was with like seven people.

00:24:07.380 They're at a party.

00:24:07.980 They just all did coke and six of them died.

00:24:10.740 Comics?

00:24:11.520 Yes.

00:24:12.180 I don't know if these were all comics.

00:24:13.380 She's a comic.

00:24:14.100 A few of them were comics.

00:24:15.200 And yet in comedy, there's, I think everyone knows someone that, you know, did that.

00:24:20.680 Yeah.

00:24:20.860 When we were at Skank Fest, remember, they tested that guy's coke and he had fentanyl.

00:24:25.240 And remember when we were in Skank Fest on stage, someone had coke.

00:24:28.880 And then someone had a tester?

00:24:30.180 They tested it right there and had fucking fentanyl at Skank Fest and they stopped it.

00:24:33.380 You don't remember that?

00:24:34.320 No, I was high on that coke.

00:24:38.340 No, it's really scary because it just, it takes, I mean, I mean, George Floyd died of

00:24:43.380 fentanyl and then.

00:24:44.300 Is that what he was on?

00:24:45.820 Yeah.

00:24:46.240 He OD'd on fentanyl.

00:24:47.560 Not a lot of people.

00:24:48.080 That must be one hell of a good drug.

00:24:49.960 Have you ever tried it?

00:24:51.380 Coke?

00:24:52.340 Fentanyl.

00:24:53.360 Probably.

00:24:54.100 Yeah.

00:24:54.360 Do you know what I mean?

00:24:55.040 I don't know.

00:24:55.740 Yeah.

00:24:56.160 They probably put it in the other drugs.

00:24:58.320 Well, that's what they do.

00:24:59.460 And then it just, it takes so little to kill you.

00:25:02.420 It's everywhere.

00:25:03.700 There's not a joke.

00:25:04.520 I know the lady in Texas that she's on the PTA.

00:25:06.580 Well, just cheaper, right?

00:25:07.460 That's the idea.

00:25:08.200 It's like.

00:25:08.580 I don't know.

00:25:09.140 I think it gets you really fucked up.

00:25:10.420 They say they make it in China.

00:25:12.340 But that's what I mean.

00:25:12.880 I think the idea is you just, if you, you can sell way less coke if you put fentanyl in,

00:25:17.500 it's cheaper.

00:25:17.980 It's like baby powder used to be or something, but it gets you high.

00:25:23.360 Yeah.

00:25:23.800 Fentanyl is a drug that gets you high.

00:25:25.920 It makes you be afraid to take drugs anymore.

00:25:29.580 It's getting so as you can't even take illegal drugs anymore.

00:25:33.400 Yeah.

00:25:33.840 Well, that's like, to be honest, that a lot of people do kind of think that, like, I

00:25:38.240 think there's a lot of people that nowadays like would be at a party and they're like,

00:25:42.200 yo, I'm not going to just take like random coke.

00:25:43.760 That's too sketchy.

00:25:44.500 Yeah.

00:25:45.260 Maybe it's a good thing.

00:25:46.760 Yeah, guys.

00:25:47.440 I don't know.

00:25:48.300 Depends on what side of partying you're on.

00:25:50.580 That's true.

00:25:51.000 I'm fine with partying.

00:25:52.040 I don't care.

00:25:52.580 As long as you don't fucking sell a story to the Enquirer, I don't really give a shit.

00:25:55.980 You know what I mean?

00:25:56.460 Like, if you just couldn't get high enough.

00:25:57.740 I've seen a few times when I was Tom Arnold's girlfriend or, you know, comedy partner, we

00:26:05.500 like did shows together.

00:26:06.880 Is it fun?

00:26:07.540 I've never done coke.

00:26:08.480 No, I never liked it.

00:26:10.100 It'd give you the worst fucking headache.

00:26:12.220 Yeah.

00:26:13.100 And.

00:26:13.780 It does give you the worst headache, especially in the morning.

00:26:15.800 Bad hangovers.

00:26:17.260 The headache was just too much.

00:26:19.320 Messes your voice up.

00:26:20.620 Yeah.

00:26:21.460 And.

00:26:24.040 And you go way too high and end up too low.

00:26:29.120 Yeah, you're probably already like kind of a high person, too, right?

00:26:31.600 Like, I think a lot of people, I think a lot of my friends that are like the most into

00:26:35.380 it, it's like they're almost like low socially.

00:26:39.060 And then, you know, that turns them into the person they want to be a little bit, you

00:26:42.460 know, that is what it is.

00:26:43.760 It's like drinking confidence.

00:26:45.720 Yeah.

00:26:46.220 And they think it makes them funny.

00:26:48.040 I've watched a lot of comics do that because they're, but it's not, it's, they're so tired

00:26:54.940 with what I could see.

00:26:57.800 They're so burnt out and tired and used up that they think they got to amp it all up

00:27:05.400 to get there.

00:27:06.460 Yeah.

00:27:06.760 When, if they just rested for six months, it'd come naturally, you know.

00:27:12.320 And also you put it into your, like with creativity, with anything, with, you know, touring,

00:27:17.180 like if you bake, you know, being on drugs into your system, then all your brain pathways

00:27:22.840 are like, this is how I do it.

00:27:24.080 This is how I learn.

00:27:24.880 This is how I am funny.

00:27:26.380 And then you're like, well, I don't know how to do it without that.

00:27:28.680 So many people have that where it's like, you know, I can only write when I smoke weed.

00:27:32.020 I can only perform when I'm drunk.

00:27:33.520 Like, and then you're just like, you do it without, they're like, well, that'd be like

00:27:37.200 starting again.

00:27:38.000 Cause this is how I learned how to do it.

00:27:40.700 Yeah.

00:27:41.400 I think that for a lot of people, it's like how at some point, especially when you're

00:27:45.900 like in the thick of like being popular, it's just like, boom, boom, boom.

00:27:48.640 You're like, I don't have six months.

00:27:50.200 Like you're saying, you know what I mean?

00:27:51.220 They're like, I'm six months.

00:27:52.020 I have to do this tomorrow.

00:27:53.200 And this is how I do it.

00:27:54.520 So it's hard to change your system once it's, you almost have to just like start not doing

00:27:57.740 that.

00:27:58.900 I think that's like the, the, whenever you see like new comics, they're just like, oh yeah,

00:28:03.420 I do.

00:28:03.700 Like I drink four or five beers a night before every show.

00:28:05.800 And you're just like, this is going to be like bad for you.

00:28:08.440 You don't do anything before you do.

00:28:10.360 I can.

00:28:10.880 Yeah.

00:28:11.220 Do you know what I mean?

00:28:11.820 Like that's not the normal, but you're, you're in, you're like, now you're just into the art

00:28:17.860 of it.

00:28:18.600 Yeah.

00:28:18.800 But also I've been doing it for a long time.

00:28:20.480 Yeah.

00:28:20.620 I think there's a big difference between like learning something drunk and then learning

00:28:26.580 it before having your way, you do it.

00:28:28.340 And then you want to be drunk.

00:28:29.220 You want to be drunk.

00:28:29.720 Like, you know what I mean?

00:28:30.380 But it's almost like the learnings where your brain pathways get shaped, you know?

00:28:33.780 Yeah, that is right.

00:28:35.800 Well, ma, I don't, I love doing this podcast with you week to week and I, it's fun.

00:28:42.820 We talk about all sorts of subjects, but what I really love is doing the ads with you.

00:28:46.460 Is there a little bit looser?

00:28:47.540 And what I especially the fatty liver, I was going to say the fat liver, like some really

00:28:51.540 horrible fat jokes off of the expense of my liver, which I don't think I do have a fatty

00:28:56.880 liver, but I could have a fatty liver.

00:28:59.400 You really don't think you have a fatty liver?

00:29:00.620 I could have a fatty liver.

00:29:02.920 Yeah.

00:29:03.080 I think you have a fatty liver.

00:29:04.640 I think you have five fatty stomachs too.

00:29:08.660 That's just not funny.

00:29:09.500 Because cows have five stomachs.

00:29:10.980 That's not funny.

00:29:11.920 Okay.

00:29:12.080 Well, I'll cut it out.

00:29:13.140 Yeah.

00:29:13.380 But anyway, no, you're looking great.

00:29:14.900 Actually, you're, you're probably thinner than me now, sadly.

00:29:18.140 Yeah.

00:29:18.320 But what's that got to do with a fatty liver?

00:29:20.420 Well, I'm assuming people who have a fatty liver might be thin looking.

00:29:25.040 That's actually a really good point.

00:29:26.340 If you're thin and in shape, you should still look into this impact brands, fatty liver

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00:29:34.500 Especially if you're over 40.

00:29:36.100 Yeah, it is.

00:29:37.180 It's not.

00:29:37.680 I make fat jokes, but you're right.

00:29:38.920 Absolutely right.

00:29:39.600 Fatty liver can be caused by bad food, bad medicine, all sorts of things.

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00:30:46.660 Well, Ma, you know, Field of Greens is a product we pushed a bunch.

00:30:51.720 That's the powder that you love and you shake it and you drink it.

00:30:54.740 And it's six whole fruits and vegetables we talk about all the time.

00:31:00.360 Pulverized.

00:31:00.880 Yeah.

00:31:01.560 Freeze-dried and pulverized.

00:31:02.500 It's a great product.

00:31:03.040 But they've been really kind of on the foreground, forefront now of the war on cancer.

00:31:07.580 They're not just like a, it's not an energy drink.

00:31:10.260 It's really healthy for you.

00:31:11.620 And they just sent me this note that the American Cancer Society discovered diets rich in fruits

00:31:16.620 and veggies may actually lower your risk of cancer because in 2024, over 611,000 deaths from cancer are projected.

00:31:25.540 Everything's getting worse.

00:31:26.660 Food's getting worse.

00:31:27.560 Stress, smoking, chemtrails, aliens trying to eat our livers, whatever it is, it's becoming worse than ever.

00:31:34.680 So Field of Greens, actually, even though it's fruits and vegetables, whatever sounds like it's healthy and it is,

00:31:40.200 it actually can help fight cancer as well.

00:31:43.100 Who would have thought something having to do with nature would be good?

00:31:46.660 Yeah, I know.

00:31:47.320 Isn't it crazy?

00:31:48.140 Yeah.

00:31:48.660 Yeah.

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00:31:51.540 There is a new movement now where it's like, hey, let's have products where people eat and put in their body that aren't made in a lab.

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00:32:35.800 Oh, yeah.

00:32:36.940 What about these rap battles?

00:32:38.920 Like, poor Drake.

00:32:40.560 I mean, that, like, what's-his-face really came for Drake, didn't he?

00:32:45.600 Can you guys tell me what's going on?

00:32:46.800 He called him a pedophile and stuff.

00:32:47.840 Yeah, they're calling him a pedophile.

00:32:49.100 It's a big rap battle where he's like-

00:32:50.560 Drake is a pedophile.

00:32:51.460 It's ludicrous, right?

00:32:52.280 You think so?

00:32:53.120 100%.

00:32:53.600 Why?

00:32:54.040 Didn't everyone know this?

00:32:55.280 Well, there's something he-

00:32:56.200 Remember when he was texting?

00:32:57.420 He might like young girls.

00:33:02.320 That's a pedophile.

00:33:02.980 Well, it depends on, but if not, because they're 19.

00:33:05.600 No, he was texting the girl from Stranger Things years ago.

00:33:08.600 A child of legal, under the legal age, that's a child.

00:33:14.600 Yeah, I mean, this is always one of those things where you don't want to be the guy, like, arguing.

00:33:17.360 It's my opinion.

00:33:17.800 Well, technically, it's not.

00:33:18.640 Obviously.

00:33:19.200 No, no.

00:33:19.620 I'm saying it.

00:33:20.460 I should say this is my theory.

00:33:22.740 But I said Drake was a pedophile six years ago.

00:33:25.340 I didn't know this was a thing now.

00:33:26.740 You said that about him?

00:33:27.900 100%.

00:33:28.660 He was texting that girl that played 11 on Stranger Things when she was, I think, 11 or 12.

00:33:33.900 Well, his side of that is like, yeah, we're friends.

00:33:35.720 Yeah, he was mentoring her.

00:33:36.720 But that's what pedophiles say.

00:33:38.200 It is obviously, you're just like, yes, my buddy.

00:33:40.380 You're hanging out with 13-year-old girls.

00:33:41.860 You're just friends, huh?

00:33:42.820 I get what you're saying.

00:33:44.040 Well, that was my instinct.

00:33:45.760 But then, also, he's a child actor, so he was obviously molested and raped on the set.

00:33:49.900 I said that.

00:33:50.680 You think Degrassi was going down like that?

00:33:52.420 100% percent.

00:33:54.220 Drake was on Degrassi.

00:33:55.180 He was a child actor.

00:33:56.840 Do you know this?

00:33:57.340 I know a lot of people were on Degrassi.

00:33:58.980 Drake was a child actor?

00:34:00.380 Yeah, he was like a dork.

00:34:01.220 Have you ever heard of the show Degrassi?

00:34:02.800 No.

00:34:03.340 What's that?

00:34:03.760 Degrassi.

00:34:04.220 It was like a very famous kid show.

00:34:05.880 Wasn't he in a wheelchair or he was gay?

00:34:07.600 Was it on Disney?

00:34:09.060 No.

00:34:09.680 Well, it was a Canadian show.

00:34:11.400 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:34:11.740 Oh, it was a Canadian show?

00:34:12.800 But it was very popular in America.

00:34:14.560 It was like one of the biggest Canadian shows that ever kind of became popular in America.

00:34:17.480 And Drake was like the gay kid.

00:34:18.620 What was he?

00:34:19.040 I never watched it.

00:34:19.720 He was gay or retarded or something.

00:34:21.400 Wheelchair.

00:34:22.080 Wheelchair.

00:34:22.600 Yeah.

00:34:23.180 Retarded.

00:34:23.980 But he got shot.

00:34:24.960 That's why.

00:34:25.480 Oh, okay.

00:34:26.120 It's not retarded.

00:34:26.660 I never really watched Degrassi.

00:34:28.380 I didn't either.

00:34:29.500 But no.

00:34:30.020 So Drake.

00:34:30.900 And then I remember he got interviewed when he was like 19 after Degrassi ended or whatever

00:34:34.300 age.

00:34:34.640 And he's like, yeah, I'm starting music.

00:34:35.880 And E.T. did it.

00:34:36.700 And they were basically doing that thing where they parade like, look at this fucking loser

00:34:40.380 thinks he's going to do music.

00:34:41.380 And then it becomes like one of the biggest rappers in the world.

00:34:43.920 Yeah, he became huge.

00:34:45.060 Yeah.

00:34:45.180 Well, that's obviously the diss battles become like essentially like a gossip fest now.

00:34:48.400 I mean, kind of all of the internet is like a gossip fest.

00:34:50.620 I don't follow this stuff.

00:34:52.000 All the gay guys like it.

00:34:53.240 Thank you.

00:34:54.240 Everyone in rap is a gay pedophile.

00:34:55.980 I mean, no masculine guy gives a two fucking shits about it.

00:34:58.920 I just don't understand why everyone's surprised about Pete Degrassi.

00:35:01.460 It is a little better as Hilton-y, right?

00:35:03.260 It's like, wow.

00:35:04.120 Just so you know, like we all have been saying this about you.

00:35:06.960 Like there's definitely.

00:35:08.420 Right?

00:35:08.920 Can I just say one thing and I'll let you talk.

00:35:10.460 Yeah.

00:35:10.900 Rapping is so gay.

00:35:12.740 It's all gay.

00:35:13.540 It's guys like, I'm going to like to act hard, but you're singing, you're writing poetry.

00:35:18.380 Yeah.

00:35:18.860 People are like, it's so fucking gay.

00:35:20.980 I always look at, no, I know you were in a band, but at least you were.

00:35:23.440 I know.

00:35:23.960 I think it's gay.

00:35:25.820 Listen, I don't, I moved to New York to be an artist.

00:35:29.400 I'm not ever claiming I'm the most pinnacle of masculinity.

00:35:32.460 Were you a singer though?

00:35:33.540 Or what would you?

00:35:33.960 Yeah.

00:35:34.140 Okay.

00:35:35.100 So it's gay.

00:35:37.160 Being an artist is not the most masculine thing in the world.

00:35:40.280 No, being an artist is totally queer.

00:35:42.460 Yeah.

00:35:43.300 100%.

00:35:43.780 We're queer.

00:35:44.420 We're here.

00:35:44.760 We're queer.

00:35:45.840 You take that back.

00:35:46.620 You call me a queer.

00:35:47.560 No, we're here.

00:35:48.720 We're queer.

00:35:49.860 I mean, listen, there's obviously like.

00:35:51.160 You know, we're not like them.

00:35:53.880 We're not like this.

00:35:55.120 So several nights ago, Jimmy said we should try to get a new kind of dishwasher.

00:36:03.440 We're not like that.

00:36:05.060 We're like crazy and out there, you know?

00:36:07.380 I mean, creativity is inherently somewhat feminine.

00:36:10.320 Yeah.

00:36:11.280 I think so.

00:36:11.780 In me, it's total masculine is how I see it.

00:36:15.460 Well, that was a manifestation of the creativity in my opinion.

00:36:18.140 So the masculine is you.

00:36:19.480 That's your perspective.

00:36:20.440 That's your personality.

00:36:21.720 The creativity part is, you know, the alchemy and that part of it is like, you know, it's

00:36:27.320 kind of even like politically, like create, you know, like a kind of more conservative

00:36:31.100 masculine thing is very like this.

00:36:33.200 So you solve it and this is we're going to do this.

00:36:34.700 And, you know, and I think the feminine portion is a little more, whereas the out of

00:36:38.080 the box component, you know, and it's kind of one of those things where, in my opinion,

00:36:42.700 the out of the box component is usually wrong.

00:36:45.760 But that's how you find the best parts.

00:36:47.400 So if I'm, if I'm thinking of things like most of the time, you're kind of, you know, putting

00:36:52.360 stupid connections together and coming up.

00:36:54.120 But then once in a while, you're coming up with a great connection.

00:36:56.340 I think that if you are just too hyper masculine, you actually remove the creative parts because

00:37:01.420 you kind of look at that.

00:37:03.000 You're like, yeah, well, why would that work?

00:37:04.660 And you're like, most of the time you're right.

00:37:06.220 But when you're not right, that's like the creative.

00:37:08.380 That's what creativity is.

00:37:09.360 I agree.

00:37:09.680 One thousand percent.

00:37:10.560 But you are right on that.

00:37:11.440 I'll tell you what, no, none of you, very few men, you're, you guys are the exceptions.

00:37:18.040 Woo!

00:37:19.980 Need to be creative.

00:37:22.460 Right.

00:37:22.780 That's not what they're here for.

00:37:24.620 They're not here to develop their feminine, feminine side for fuck's sake.

00:37:30.760 I agree.

00:37:30.980 And that's why they're hulkingly huge.

00:37:35.800 And so that's what they need to stick to is the, you know.

00:37:40.320 Generally speaking, because there are creatives.

00:37:42.260 Well, a lot of us, they make it, there's manly ways to sell things.

00:37:44.620 You know what I mean?

00:37:45.180 Like you go, no, I'm not, what do you mean?

00:37:47.060 I'm a creative.

00:37:47.740 I'm a linear thinker.

00:37:48.860 Like that's like a tech version of like how to describe that thinking in a masculine way.

00:37:53.960 Well, yeah, that's true.

00:37:55.440 Yeah.

00:37:55.600 You know.

00:37:55.960 Because, you know, the whole computer is based on the way women think.

00:37:59.600 I thought it would have been.

00:38:00.220 Is it triscalant?

00:38:00.980 Circular.

00:38:01.260 Yeah.

00:38:01.720 That's why mine never works.

00:38:04.940 It's why it always has a virus.

00:38:06.760 Every 28 days.

00:38:07.180 That's why when I order food, it never comes.

00:38:10.000 It blows a fuse every month.

00:38:13.400 No, you make a good point.

00:38:14.260 I would have thought computers were masculent.

00:38:15.680 It's in a circular rather than a linear thought form.

00:38:20.180 That's why when, and also we can have Siri.

00:38:24.720 Was it worth it?

00:38:25.820 Not really.

00:38:26.280 You must have people in your life.

00:38:27.580 Like it's very few people are.

00:38:29.420 Okay.

00:38:29.700 So I'm sure that comedically you've probably been in, you know, when you're hiring writers

00:38:34.900 or the, you know, I'm sure you've run this type of thing millions of times in your life.

00:38:38.180 There's probably, I bet you 95% of the people you're like, give me all your ideas.

00:38:42.820 And you're like, I thought of all of that in the first second of thinking of this problem.

00:38:46.860 And then there's other people that they're in, they're very rare where they say something

00:38:51.420 and you're like, oh shit.

00:38:52.480 Yeah.

00:38:52.600 That's amazing.

00:38:53.260 Where'd you even come up with that?

00:38:54.480 Most people that you hire, you're like everything you just told me.

00:38:57.800 I thought of that in that.

00:38:58.980 Like, yes, obviously those are all options.

00:39:00.700 I thought of all those.

00:39:01.480 Yeah.

00:39:01.600 I saw them all on Lucy like you did.

00:39:04.500 Yeah.

00:39:06.220 Yeah.

00:39:07.140 Do you know what I mean?

00:39:07.740 You're just like, you're, it's so, and then there's very few people that you call and

00:39:11.600 you're kind of like looking for out of box solutions.

00:39:13.340 I think a lot of politics pick.

00:39:14.700 Well, I know him, he wouldn't like that.

00:39:16.700 Right.

00:39:17.020 And you're not like that.

00:39:17.900 And how much of politics when they're talking about, you know, you hear Democrats and Republicans

00:39:22.600 arguing, you're like, yes, I know all of these things.

00:39:25.200 I know all the things you're going to say.

00:39:26.620 I know all the things you're going to say.

00:39:27.480 I've heard all these things.

00:39:28.640 You know what I mean?

00:39:29.140 All bullshit.

00:39:30.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:31.360 And, and I, that's why I think I'm always like leaning towards execution is so much more

00:39:36.300 important than ideas.

00:39:37.320 Really?

00:39:37.980 It is.

00:39:38.440 How many times have you been like, I always think in art, it's like such the perfect way to look

00:39:43.580 at it is you're always kind of the industry, which is very like binary thinking.

00:39:49.740 They're always kind of like pitches ideas and it'll be kind of like, okay, what about

00:39:53.840 the, they're janitors and they work at this place.

00:39:55.920 Okay.

00:39:56.180 What about this?

00:39:56.800 And they're like, no, like as if the idea matters and that, like what matters is the

00:40:00.220 person who's making it, their execution, their perspective, who they can hire.

00:40:02.820 I think it always reminds me, imagine if you were doing music and you were like a musician

00:40:06.560 going to like a label boss and they're like, okay, what's the new song going to about you?

00:40:10.140 They're like, I think I'm going to write this song about love.

00:40:12.040 And they're like, I don't know.

00:40:13.060 And the guy's like, okay, it's about killing someone.

00:40:14.740 You're like, oh, like what the fuck?

00:40:16.280 It doesn't matter.

00:40:16.960 Like what's this guy's execution?

00:40:18.260 Like what's his perspective?

00:40:19.300 What's the interesting part?

00:40:20.480 And I think politics is a lot like that.

00:40:22.380 It's too much.

00:40:22.960 People talk too much about like idea versus idea and there are ideas that are bad, but

00:40:26.680 what would really be better is like the best executor will do a better job of the country

00:40:31.520 and it'll actually help your problems better too.

00:40:33.520 But when the whole thing's corrupt, this is kind of relevant.

00:40:36.000 You just like, if you have a bad TV show and all the writers are bad, all the staff's

00:40:40.760 bad, you have a bad DP, the editor's bad.

00:40:42.540 It really doesn't matter when you're too arguing over these two ideas.

00:40:46.280 You're like, this is going to suck no matter who wins this little idea battle.

00:40:49.540 And I think a lot of the world kind of lacks execution and too many ideas.

00:40:52.960 Very deep and very true.

00:40:55.460 Very, very true.

00:40:57.140 And like I always said to my writers whom I forced to wear numbers, you know.

00:41:03.360 You forced your...

00:41:04.580 Do you know this?

00:41:05.340 Do they have to wear the star in the band too?

00:41:07.280 No, they didn't do anything like that, but they had to wear numbers.

00:41:12.000 That's hilarious.

00:41:12.240 Because I had this suspicion because they'd come down to the run through and I'd hear

00:41:17.900 them only laugh at a few jokes.

00:41:20.000 And I figured out, they're only laughing at the ones they wrote around me to like, you

00:41:26.060 know, artificial...

00:41:27.100 They're trying to soup it up?

00:41:27.880 Yeah.

00:41:28.500 They're trying to geese the joke?

00:41:30.300 AI.

00:41:30.620 AI, you know, like living AI.

00:41:32.900 Ah!

00:41:33.500 Ah!

00:41:33.820 That's a great fucking joke.

00:41:35.060 That one right there.

00:41:35.760 Ah!

00:41:36.080 Ah!

00:41:37.080 Jesus!

00:41:37.560 Jesus!

00:41:37.940 Ah!

00:41:38.560 Jesus!

00:41:38.760 Do you know Jamie Kennedy?

00:41:40.360 Yeah, I do.

00:41:41.120 You would probably know him, right?

00:41:42.140 He had a...

00:41:42.600 I used to really like his old show, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

00:41:45.140 I remember, but he had one thing where he did exactly that.

00:41:47.460 He was in a room where they were doing, um, uh, he made these really bad, like, segments

00:41:52.800 for a show and they were doing...

00:41:53.680 I saw that, yeah.

00:41:53.760 You remember that?

00:41:54.220 They were doing a test panel?

00:41:55.540 Uh-huh.

00:41:55.720 And then everyone was like, terrible.

00:41:56.960 Worst thing I've seen.

00:41:57.460 He goes, brilliant.

00:41:59.540 Yeah.

00:42:01.140 Yeah.

00:42:01.740 That reminds me of that.

00:42:02.960 And you gave them numbers and then if their joke was good, you go, hey, seven and eight,

00:42:06.380 you're switching.

00:42:07.000 I was just going, um, putting it in my head.

00:42:10.820 How did the numbers help?

00:42:11.640 I'd be like, well, number 19 left at such and such, so he wrote them.

00:42:17.300 You know, so I was like autistic, you know.

00:42:19.740 It was easy for you to clock that.

00:42:22.020 So I was making these systems for myself to figure shit out.

00:42:24.120 Part of it was also so they wouldn't get a big head, I assume.

00:42:27.700 Like, you're just a number.

00:42:28.560 That's what I always thought.

00:42:29.500 Like, you're a factory worker.

00:42:30.300 No, because I worked at...

00:42:32.000 I did try to work at, like, a factory and, um...

00:42:37.020 You did write it like that.

00:42:37.760 Of course, they stole everything.

00:42:38.920 They stole all my formulas and everything.

00:42:42.420 At a factory?

00:42:43.460 Yeah, I did try to run it like a factory.

00:42:45.520 Oh, you're saying work at like a factory.

00:42:46.680 Because I was very inspired by Andy Warhol.

00:42:48.460 So that kind of a factory, you know, Warhol stuff.

00:42:51.120 Yeah, I feel like that part of it is almost...

00:42:54.080 There's some of those things where if you kind of run a thing, everyone's going to kind

00:42:58.780 of take your formula and go do it.

00:43:00.000 And that's just the game.

00:43:01.300 Like, you can't fight it.

00:43:02.400 No, you can't.

00:43:03.140 The internet right now, if you were the first to come up with, like, a really good way of,

00:43:06.660 like, synthesizing ideas and explaining to someone, you're like, if that was really

00:43:09.800 good, by nature of it being good, there's going to be a lot of people doing it in a

00:43:14.340 week.

00:43:14.680 Right.

00:43:15.000 And it can seem...

00:43:15.740 But that's a thrill to influence.

00:43:17.080 It is what it is.

00:43:17.900 Yeah.

00:43:18.460 To influence and make it wave.

00:43:20.600 But I think some people...

00:43:21.520 Yeah, I think it's really short-sighted thinking to be kind of like, these guys all...

00:43:25.220 You're copying me.

00:43:25.840 And I think that when people are on the internet, you're kind of just like, yeah, that's going

00:43:29.100 to happen.

00:43:29.580 It's unfortunate.

00:43:30.400 But that's just how this works.

00:43:31.740 I just like that I can originate a thought that waves through consciousness.

00:43:38.460 Yeah.

00:43:38.640 And then see it, you know, how it...

00:43:41.140 That's cool, yeah.

00:43:41.700 How it, like, evolves to different groups.

00:43:44.480 Yeah.

00:43:44.700 And if you do that, like, 10 times in your career, you're like, that was good.

00:43:48.140 Yeah.

00:43:48.700 And I've done it way more than 10.

00:43:50.960 Yeah.

00:43:51.240 Well, I'm just saying, like, I'm saying that would be like, if someone did that 10 times,

00:43:54.360 that's good.

00:43:54.700 If you did it 80 times or 150 times, you're like, well, now I'm... or 2,000 times, you're like,

00:43:58.900 now I'm really crushing it.

00:44:00.480 Because I just feel like, oh, it's such a beautiful connection between me and the zeitgeist.

00:44:14.980 Zeitgeist, yeah.

00:44:16.320 God is zeitgeist, right?

00:44:18.220 I think.

00:44:19.360 You know what else that I was kind of thinking about that?

00:44:21.540 There's...

00:44:22.860 Some of it comes down to, like, a lot of times, like, knowing what your actual place in the

00:44:27.400 zeitgeist is.

00:44:28.200 Yeah.

00:44:28.440 Because there's some people that are really good at, you know, kind of, like, synthesizing

00:44:33.720 ideas and, like, you know, like, a lot of the best... a lot of the best writers are really

00:44:38.920 good at just, like, really flushing out an idea.

00:44:41.740 And then a really good comedian's really good at taking all that and making this into a sentence

00:44:45.880 where I said all that.

00:44:46.560 Right, a joke.

00:44:47.220 Yeah, like, synthesizing it to smaller.

00:44:49.160 And then some people are really good at that.

00:44:50.660 And some people are really good at, like, almost, like, evangelizing for ideas.

00:44:54.180 Right, exactly.

00:44:54.880 They're almost less good at maybe coming up with original stuff.

00:44:59.320 I always use those people, those kind of writers, as, like, writing the through line,

00:45:04.660 making sure a through line, you know, making sure they brought that through line because

00:45:09.880 they were really good at that.

00:45:12.000 Oh, formulaic.

00:45:12.160 Those bones, because I looked at it like a skeleton we're putting together.

00:45:17.880 So those bones they brought, and it was very much a part of it.

00:45:23.120 Yeah, like, there's certain people where they're, like...

00:45:25.480 You know, adding the context and the tense to a story.

00:45:30.080 And then there's some people that are more, like, you know, kind of creative geniuses that

00:45:33.700 they need one of those people to sort of, like, house this shit and, like, sell it.

00:45:38.420 Right.

00:45:38.620 Yeah, and they both kind of are needed.

00:45:40.940 Yeah, and it's cool to see the synthesis of those various kind of artists working together

00:45:47.780 to produce one product.

00:45:50.760 I know.

00:45:50.920 That was what the factory of...

00:45:53.160 I liked about Andy Warhol's work that he did with, you know, people at the factory.

00:46:00.360 You need one crazy genius and one make-it-happen guy.

00:46:03.380 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 To sometimes tell the crazy genius, okay, take, like, no, not that, move on, like, you

00:46:10.600 know, keep him going, and then just be like, oh, we can do that.

00:46:12.540 I can know how we'll do that.

00:46:13.300 And then someone to just be kind of, like, and I think those are the best pairings a lot

00:46:17.260 of times.

00:46:17.860 Yeah.

00:46:19.000 I do, too.

00:46:20.300 That's why our podcast works.

00:46:22.040 I love that.

00:46:23.280 But I think of you as being, like, I mean, I want to, I always wanted to, you know, well,

00:46:31.280 anyway, do you know, I'm trying to come up with how to say it.

00:46:37.440 Well, you know, I started my career in Denver, Colorado in a mosh pit.

00:46:44.100 Why in a mosh pit?

00:46:45.520 Because I couldn't get on the regular white people stage there at the comedy clubs.

00:46:52.940 Okay.

00:46:53.560 Because they just thought I was too radical.

00:46:55.840 She was pretty aggressive when she started.

00:46:57.620 She didn't have to refine it.

00:46:58.840 She just screamed.

00:46:59.320 I wasn't like they thought a woman should be.

00:47:01.900 Yeah.

00:47:03.840 Yeah, it's a harder path to be the person that's going to do it differently, you know.

00:47:07.760 So I had to go to, like, biker bars and jazz clubs, and, I mean, I'm happy now because

00:47:13.660 it was so great of audiences.

00:47:17.180 But, yeah, I actually used to be in a mosh pit doing my act with no microphone.

00:47:25.080 Yeah, I've done those.

00:47:26.020 That's why I got, you've done those?

00:47:26.480 No microphone.

00:47:27.360 I mean, a million of those.

00:47:29.060 I've done comedy every last little place you can do it.

00:47:31.920 Isn't it kind of like a street performer?

00:47:33.800 Like in fucking pre-war Berlin?

00:47:36.120 Yeah.

00:47:36.320 I mean, I've done it outside like a street performer as well.

00:47:39.280 Do you think it's pre-war Berlin and we're doing that?

00:47:42.760 I wasn't there, so I have a hard time comparing.

00:47:45.800 No, but I mean, it's just like there's no law, there's no order, and we're trying to make

00:47:53.180 a point about that.

00:47:54.820 Yeah, that's when you get, when you start to do better at comedy, you're like, the one

00:47:57.960 good thing is I don't have to convince them to stay.

00:48:01.280 At least they're here.

00:48:02.480 Like, at least they're here in their seats, and there are bills coming that they have

00:48:06.400 to pay at some point, whereas like, you know, you're in these other places, people are trying

00:48:09.780 to watch the, you know, they're trying to watch the game.

00:48:11.980 They're, most, most, my first probably three years of doing comedy was doing comedy for

00:48:16.180 people that like were kind of pissed off that we started doing this.

00:48:19.280 They're like at a bar, and we start doing comedy, and they're like, Jesus, fuck it up.

00:48:22.360 And you're like, no, no, I promise, like, give us two people, we'll be like, you know.

00:48:26.620 But I want always to be in a punk rock band, because I did sing, I did sing in a punk rock

00:48:32.580 band for a while, I fucking loved it, and I played at CBGB, it was a dream come true.

00:48:39.560 That's very cool.

00:48:40.660 And anyway, then I heard.

00:48:43.320 So you did that before?

00:48:44.020 No, this was when she was, this is like Andy Kaufman, she was famous, and then did it.

00:48:48.020 Really?

00:48:48.280 Yeah, it was so rad.

00:48:50.480 She did the Tower Records on Sunset, too.

00:48:52.360 People would show up, and they're like, oh, Roseanne Parr's in a band, and then she was

00:48:55.260 screaming out.

00:48:56.300 It was so fucking cool, because I just love punk rock, and that's why, you know, I know

00:49:03.080 you were in a punk rock band.

00:49:04.200 Yeah, I was like a big, like Ska or something.

00:49:06.520 Yeah, like Ska, I love Ska.

00:49:07.820 It's like a, it's kind of like Southern Ontario, there's like kind of this big scene of a lot

00:49:12.200 of, like, there's, punk was big, Ska was big, a lot of, like, a huge reggae influence

00:49:16.680 and all that, but it was all guys that kind of grew up listening to Beastie Boys and stuff,

00:49:19.680 so it was like a lot of that in there.

00:49:21.380 So you started, I just want to do a little bio thing real quick, if you don't mind.

00:49:25.040 So you started doing Ska Punk in Canada, right?

00:49:29.260 Or that was kind of how you...

00:49:30.280 Yeah, I was in, like, kind of different bands, but that was the biggest one, yeah.

00:49:33.140 And you were singing, right?

00:49:34.240 Tell me where I'm wrong.

00:49:34.820 So I've just been doing music my whole life, and then...

00:49:37.040 You said long hair.

00:49:37.780 So it was kind of always music and videos, like I was a big...

00:49:40.720 Since what age?

00:49:42.380 Music, you know, since I was seven or whatever, forced to...

00:49:46.080 Against my will to play piano and stuff, you know?

00:49:48.420 Why were you forced against your will to play piano?

00:49:50.880 That's just, like, how my household was.

00:49:52.880 It was like, these are the things you do.

00:49:54.080 You play hockey, and you play piano, and then you can go do your other stuff.

00:49:57.240 So Canadian.

00:49:58.400 Dude, it was legitimately growing up, it was like, no, you go in the basement,

00:50:01.380 you have to play piano for half an hour, and then you have to do, you know,

00:50:04.540 2,000 hockey shots on the fake ice.

00:50:07.420 This is...

00:50:08.060 And then you can go do what you want.

00:50:09.600 Like, that was our, like, Asian family make you do an extra math.

00:50:13.020 That was, we had to play piano on hockey shots.

00:50:16.240 Legitimately, yeah, the amount of hockey I was forced to do against my will, but...

00:50:20.760 And piano, I hated it.

00:50:22.020 I remember some of my least favorite moments of my life was sitting at that piano bench.

00:50:25.920 Me too, because I...

00:50:27.040 I hated it.

00:50:28.140 I got a timer.

00:50:29.020 I put the timer there, and I just remember, like, on the bench, being seven years old,

00:50:32.520 just being like, I hate this so much.

00:50:34.420 I want to go skateboard, like, whatever.

00:50:35.800 I just hated it.

00:50:36.580 Me and my sister, we had this teacher, Mr. Marcroft, and he had the worst B.O. in breath

00:50:44.400 ever, and he'd come to our house because we had to take piano, too.

00:50:49.980 Yeah, it sucks.

00:50:50.780 But then I started playing guitar and drums, and then I, you know, whatever, I'm glad I

00:50:53.520 can play piano now, I guess, whatever.

00:50:55.420 Oh, that is awesome that you can play piano.

00:50:57.560 I know.

00:50:58.080 I think that they're right.

00:50:59.760 I think there is some benefit of, you know, piano is good for the brain and all that sort

00:51:03.080 I'm forcing my daughter to play piano.

00:51:04.680 I'm not joking.

00:51:05.220 Well, no, an interesting thing is...

00:51:06.520 Jake plays piano.

00:51:07.040 So, I'm, like, you know, probably I spend a huge amount of my time editing, and I have

00:51:11.540 my whole life, you know, making videos and editing.

00:51:13.780 Well, how...

00:51:14.280 I just want to get to this.

00:51:15.720 It helps, right?

00:51:16.320 Well, I'll just say this.

00:51:17.240 We'll finish that one sentence, is that I've hired a million editors, and I've never met

00:51:24.300 a really great editor that wasn't a musician.

00:51:26.520 Yeah.

00:51:27.080 It's the same thing.

00:51:27.680 Oh, yes, I get that.

00:51:28.720 Timing and math.

00:51:30.000 Well, synchronicity and timing, right?

00:51:32.820 And frequency, of course.

00:51:34.580 Yeah.

00:51:35.140 Right?

00:51:35.580 Isn't that the shit?

00:51:37.020 Yeah.

00:51:37.260 Frequency?

00:51:37.820 What the fuck is all this shit about frequency?

00:51:40.580 Am I right?

00:51:41.560 Yeah.

00:51:41.740 What the hell?

00:51:43.360 Honestly.

00:51:44.160 Yeah?

00:51:44.640 And it's...

00:51:44.900 I think of...

00:51:45.640 I really do think of, like, editing a video like that.

00:51:48.240 It's like you have, you know, your kind of audio is like the drums, and then, you

00:51:51.660 know, the talking becomes sort of like the rhythmic components, and then you sort

00:51:55.900 of, you know, you have to have a pacing, and if you break your pacing, that has

00:51:58.940 to be on purpose.

00:51:59.700 Like, you know, I think that...

00:52:01.340 I don't know.

00:52:02.180 There's a reason why a lot of the best comedians, like, not even comedians, comedians

00:52:06.020 that do, like, video stuff, like, on the street stuff, comedians that do, like, sketches,

00:52:10.300 so many of the best ones were musicians.

00:52:12.700 So many of the best shows, the head editor that, you know, there's a lot of these big

00:52:16.200 comedy shows, like, that you look in the editor.

00:52:20.260 And the sitcom's a little different, because, you know, those things operate a little different.

00:52:24.220 I'm talking about, like, sketch, especially when there's, like, a music, you know, cue

00:52:27.100 component.

00:52:27.460 Yeah.

00:52:28.020 You look at, like, the five biggest ones, and, like, all of it, you go look at the guy

00:52:31.600 that was in charge of editing that, and he was, like, a big musician.

00:52:33.800 Yeah.

00:52:34.060 Kind of interesting.

00:52:34.980 No, it makes total sense.

00:52:36.440 I wish people could watch my Saturday night special.

00:52:39.980 I don't know where it is.

00:52:40.660 I think I had 11 episodes before Fox took me down.

00:52:44.460 It was a sketch show.

00:52:45.480 Yeah.

00:52:45.840 Saturday night, she went against us.

00:52:47.320 Saturday night live, and Lorne Michaels, the shit he did to me was un-fucking-believable.

00:52:54.120 I'm going to write about it in my new book coming out.

00:52:56.960 Oh, because you were the enemy.

00:52:58.580 Yeah.

00:52:58.720 Yeah.

00:52:59.400 The shit he did, it was-

00:53:01.180 Lorne's dirty like that, huh?

00:53:02.160 No, it's gaslighting, putting clones in places.

00:53:06.460 Whoa.

00:53:07.400 Fake info, CIA shit.

00:53:10.400 Fuck yeah.

00:53:11.160 So he was really operating like a mob guy.

00:53:13.400 He was taking out his competition, which you've got to respect, you know.

00:53:19.940 You're saying the game's the game.

00:53:21.540 The game's the game, and I was, you know, I was just-

00:53:25.100 What's the kind of stuff he did?

00:53:26.000 My thing was just excellence, and of course, that failed.

00:53:32.320 It does sometimes.

00:53:33.400 As it always does.

00:53:33.640 Who owns the rights to that show?

00:53:35.320 I don't even know where we'd find it.

00:53:36.180 Can you get it back?

00:53:37.480 I think I own it with Fox.

00:53:39.180 I need to get a lawyer that won't charge me $900,000 to make $20,000.

00:53:45.660 Yes.

00:53:47.280 Isn't it?

00:53:48.160 Lawyers, I mean, my rabbi that taught me a lot of Kabbalah, he was a lovely man, and he

00:53:55.720 loved everyone.

00:53:57.100 Like he would say, love is the answer to everything.

00:54:00.520 We've got to love, you know, love, love, the power of love, blah, blah.

00:54:05.320 And it's kind of, it's true.

00:54:09.440 He was wonderful.

00:54:10.780 He was.

00:54:11.460 And-

00:54:12.100 Do you think that's true?

00:54:13.220 Huh?

00:54:13.600 Do you think love's the answer to everything?

00:54:15.040 I do.

00:54:16.820 It's the most powerful force.

00:54:18.720 That's why it never works, because no one can do that.

00:54:21.180 No one can love someone they hate.

00:54:22.480 You can't do it.

00:54:23.360 But it would work.

00:54:24.340 It would save everything, but it's impossible.

00:54:26.200 No, it isn't impossible.

00:54:27.600 I'm not.

00:54:28.020 I can't love someone that I, like a fucking, that I disagree with.

00:54:31.360 I can't do it.

00:54:32.020 I know I'm supposed to, but I'm not going to-

00:54:33.300 You can with a simple change of mind.

00:54:35.900 I think there's a, like a, a way to do that where it's not, you kind of, you raise above

00:54:41.880 it where it's like, I mean, even think about, we're talking about the rap piece of your

00:54:44.420 thoughts.

00:54:44.560 It's what I said before.

00:54:45.440 You go, hey, I'm sorry.

00:54:49.440 I'm very sorry.

00:54:50.720 I won't do that anymore.

00:54:53.240 What if you don't think you're wrong?

00:54:54.660 Well, then you're never going to say you're sorry.

00:54:56.980 Yeah.

00:54:58.020 But that's the problem.

00:55:00.040 What if you aren't wrong?

00:55:02.420 Yeah, that's what my karma is.

00:55:04.700 That's what the-

00:55:05.280 Oh, I was going to tell you about my rabbi.

00:55:06.540 The curse of never being wrong.

00:55:08.120 Story of my life.

00:55:08.600 No, my rabbi, let me finish this.

00:55:10.640 So my rabbi said, which one was it that he said?

00:55:16.300 Which rabbi?

00:55:17.080 No, rabbi, rabbi, Rob.

00:55:19.780 He said something about-

00:55:21.320 Shuli.

00:55:23.200 No, not Shmuli.

00:55:25.140 Shmuli, yeah.

00:55:25.760 I hate that guy.

00:55:26.680 He was more my friend than my rabbi.

00:55:28.020 But Rob told me about, I've totally lost it.

00:55:32.400 Don't think about it.

00:55:32.840 I just want to say, Shmuli is the worst thing that happened to you.

00:55:34.860 But he said love to you.

00:55:35.500 You were talking about love.

00:55:36.180 He was all about love.

00:55:37.780 Yeah.

00:55:37.960 But here's what he said to me.

00:55:39.920 You want to hear my favorite joke?

00:55:42.280 He goes, a bus goes off the side of a cliff with 29 lawyers on it.

00:55:50.920 What's the tragedy involved in this?

00:55:54.440 I go, I don't-

00:55:56.020 Well, that, you know, 20, 29 souls have been lost.

00:56:00.300 No, that there was one empty seat.

00:56:03.260 But he was all about love.

00:56:09.820 But yeah, the lawyer thing, that's some shit, ain't it?

00:56:13.540 Yeah, it's a very law-oriented society.

00:56:17.300 Law fair.

00:56:18.120 It's interesting.

00:56:19.440 I mean, one thing that, probably the one thing about it that I'm conflicted about is,

00:56:25.160 it's just like crazy to me to some degree where you're like, you could be like a normal

00:56:29.100 person and worked your whole life and you have like, you know, maybe like 800 grand

00:56:32.700 in the bank.

00:56:33.340 And then someone just like sues you for all your money and then you're just like broken.

00:56:36.180 It's like, I'm kind of messed up because you like said something.

00:56:39.420 Yeah.

00:56:39.540 Like that to me is just like, I don't know, it's just like messed up.

00:56:42.220 Isn't that fucking awful?

00:56:43.540 Yeah, it's just like, that shit kind of like keeps you on edge, you know?

00:56:46.800 Yeah, and that they like to do it.

00:56:49.160 Yeah.

00:56:49.380 They like to do it to you.

00:56:50.720 Yeah, and even if you're right, they can just like tie you up in court, you know?

00:56:54.320 Yeah, they love that.

00:56:55.720 That shit is kind of scary.

00:56:57.100 Isn't it?

00:56:57.820 They're doing it now.

00:56:58.960 Like, don't you think that, like, what about all these protesters?

00:57:02.280 What do you, what's your thoughts on these fucking Nazi motherfuckers?

00:57:06.460 What's your thoughts on that?

00:57:07.640 Well, I think there's like, in this specific one, I mean, a lot of them, but there's so

00:57:12.200 many different people on the same sides, you know what I mean?

00:57:15.100 Right.

00:57:15.840 Well, there's people that are-

00:57:16.800 The gays with the Jews, with the Arabs, with the anti-Semites.

00:57:19.460 Yeah, and there's people that are there for different reasons.

00:57:21.640 There's people that have been like, this has been their whole deal forever, and you know

00:57:24.500 what I mean?

00:57:24.800 I'm like an anti-war person.

00:57:26.320 And then there's, you know, just a college kid hopping on the newest thing called, we're

00:57:30.200 Palestine now, you know what I mean?

00:57:31.460 Okay, sick.

00:57:32.280 Then there's just people that it's like, you know, whatever, whatever's the least, whatever's the

00:57:36.520 least white I'm for.

00:57:37.720 Like, there's just kind of, so it's hard to like cast it all together.

00:57:41.280 There's so many, which is why, to be honest, sometimes it's like hard to parse this out

00:57:45.620 because there's so many different people that are on the same side.

00:57:49.240 So to be honest, this sort of like broke up the whole structure of how society was sort

00:57:55.160 of operating for the last six years in a lot of ways.

00:57:57.080 That's why I say it's cross-faction.

00:57:58.740 It's a cross-faction because there's people on the right and left now that agree that

00:58:02.840 are anti-Israel or whatever, whatever side.

00:58:04.980 Well, a lot of these people are just libertarian.

00:58:06.720 They're anti-war.

00:58:07.520 Yeah, which makes sense.

00:58:09.180 Those groups are just reconflicted.

00:58:10.480 The libertarians, I mean, I don't really want to offend them because when I ran as the candidate

00:58:15.700 of the Green Party, which I should have won, but Jill Stein cheated me out of the nomination.

00:58:23.020 Okay.

00:58:23.280 Let's just say that.

00:58:24.780 They rigged their fucking election because they didn't want a working class woman.

00:58:29.220 They wanted a doctor.

00:58:31.040 They wanted, yeah, they wanted sort of, they're sort of like an elitist party.

00:58:34.920 Yeah.

00:58:35.500 Yeah.

00:58:37.020 I got so many people.

00:58:37.900 The environment shit is for fancy people.

00:58:40.220 It is.

00:58:41.180 It really is, which is weird.

00:58:42.740 I don't know why they're a fancy dance cause.

00:58:44.280 They signed up for the Green Party and then they screwed them and me.

00:58:50.060 Well, why is that like an elite, the environment an elitist cause?

00:58:54.180 Because it would seem like it would be the opposite.

00:58:56.180 Well, because they want to kill it.

00:58:58.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:59.320 Like an industrial.

00:58:59.920 It's elitist to go.

00:59:01.340 Elitist making money off.

00:59:02.680 I just call it all Monsatan Inc.

00:59:06.800 Monsanto.

00:59:08.160 Monsatan Inc.

00:59:09.260 Because they're anti-life.

00:59:10.820 They want to kill.

00:59:11.920 Yeah.

00:59:12.060 But they, they're the ones that are pro-environment, at least on the surface, which is a weird fancy

00:59:17.540 thing.

00:59:17.680 They need slaves and they need to depopulate.

00:59:20.920 I think it's hard to get, I mean, it's easier to get like a working class person on board

00:59:25.880 with like, hey, we need to get you more money.

00:59:28.120 You know, your, your race is being, uh, you know, fucked over than it is to be like the

00:59:34.440 rainforest.

00:59:35.060 Like it's just a more like ethereal, you know, sort of, uh, topic.

00:59:39.340 I mean, that's, that's like, you know, you're in college and I don't know.

00:59:43.060 I think it's also, uh, it's a more, it's hard to get dudes to care so much about that.

00:59:49.260 I mean, and also I think there is this other part where it's like the, the solutions a lot

00:59:53.880 of times are like, you're like, this is going to cause so much damage for what you're trying

00:59:56.900 to accomplish.

00:59:57.620 Yeah.

00:59:58.000 And I think that it's hard to get people that have like real problems on board with

01:00:01.420 those kinds of, uh, fantasies.

01:00:03.940 Yeah.

01:00:04.440 Fantasies a little bit.

01:00:05.260 Yeah.

01:00:05.700 But I mean, it's also, it's just like the, I could see that if you're just like, you know,

01:00:10.240 I'm rich, my parents are rich.

01:00:11.740 I grew up, you know, I'm in the fancy college.

01:00:14.660 You're like, that's like a sexy cause to be like, I care about the environment.

01:00:18.000 Yeah.

01:00:18.660 But you don't, they don't.

01:00:20.160 It is kind of sexy though.

01:00:21.220 And it's also like, you're not really like getting in the muck of anything.

01:00:23.940 You're not talking about race.

01:00:25.120 You're not talking about, you're just like, we need to save the tree.

01:00:27.760 Like that just is it.

01:00:28.640 It's like a sexier kind of Congo where they chop off children's arms.

01:00:33.500 Cause they don't bring up the diamonds fast enough.

01:00:36.560 Forget that shit.

01:00:37.700 This Palestine thing where there's 57 fucking Arab States, none of them, which will take

01:00:44.200 any Palestinian in.

01:00:45.980 Yeah.

01:00:46.620 Did you see the border wall at Egypt today?

01:00:48.900 I've never seen an actual picture of the border wall of Egypt.

01:00:52.080 Oh yeah.

01:00:52.760 It's a wall.

01:00:53.600 All those Palestinians are almost all about 90% Egyptian with Egyptian passports and Jordanian

01:01:03.820 and Jordanian and Syrian.

01:01:05.620 And that's what the wall is to force them there to have a cudgel against Israel.

01:01:11.160 Do you know what I find that like when I'm talking about the Nazi world order, what you

01:01:16.040 got?

01:01:16.360 Oh, you don't have anything to smoke?

01:01:18.360 No, that's better.

01:01:19.060 It doesn't.

01:01:20.120 I don't like smoking.

01:01:21.760 I'm going to screw my voice up.

01:01:23.700 How did, how are you, how'd you like your gig the other night, last night?

01:01:27.300 They were, we sold out four shows in Austin.

01:01:29.340 It was great.

01:01:30.060 Four shows in last night?

01:01:31.980 No, two last night, two Friday.

01:01:33.620 We were, we did four.

01:01:34.580 Yeah.

01:01:35.100 I was pumped.

01:01:35.580 No, I'm stoked.

01:01:36.060 That was the last show of my tour.

01:01:37.000 So I've been on tour for like eight months straight almost.

01:01:38.800 And now I'm like going to New York for three months and I'm just going to like work

01:01:41.300 on stuff.

01:01:41.760 And I'm kind of pumped about it.

01:01:43.100 I want to go see you in New York.

01:01:46.620 I think you're right about New York.

01:01:48.840 I mean, New York is the fucking hob of comedy and always was.

01:01:54.980 So it'd be cool to have them both like, you know, commiserate.

01:02:00.680 I think that's what's going to happen.

01:02:02.140 I think that is, it's kind of a, they're funneling to each other, but I try to, it sounds like

01:02:06.560 whimsical, but like, I kind of feel like to some degree I go with my gut.

01:02:12.460 Like I've considered moving to LA and Austin or whatever.

01:02:15.020 And like, for some reason I just feel like New York's where I should be.

01:02:18.000 Like I kind of, I don't know.

01:02:19.300 I like New York.

01:02:19.800 I'm from Toronto.

01:02:20.440 It kind of reminds me of Toronto.

01:02:21.860 And then I, now it's kind of too late now.

01:02:24.400 You know, I have a studio there.

01:02:25.540 I, I convinced all my friends to move there.

01:02:27.640 Like I have my crew there now.

01:02:29.200 I love the comedy cellar.

01:02:30.640 I love, you know, Williamsburg comedy club, the stand, uh, New York comedy club.

01:02:34.080 Like I like the vibe.

01:02:34.560 I didn't want to leave New York.

01:02:35.960 I told, can I tell you one more thing that there's, I've always not, the smaller the

01:02:42.940 scene, the more it becomes one thing.

01:02:45.560 And so, you know, the same reason why if you look, you know, you go to a place like Portland,

01:02:50.100 it's like the most one thing more than New York, even though, even though people say New

01:02:53.860 York, you know, talk about New York, like it's all just like, you know, hippie activists,

01:02:56.620 but it's not really right.

01:02:58.020 Um, so I like places that are big enough to have multiple things because thing, because

01:03:03.640 it doesn't start being too like doctrine oriented.

01:03:07.080 It doesn't mean like, we all think this, like, I feel like when it's too small, it starts to

01:03:11.480 become too high of mine.

01:03:12.460 So I think I like like the biggest place for that reason.

01:03:15.360 I would say New York is, I mean, just from my observation, much more high of mine.

01:03:19.280 Well, I'm talking about strictly art scenes.

01:03:20.920 So I'm talking about the comedy scene.

01:03:23.060 Um, but I will also argue you with, uh, on that too, because I was impressed by the

01:03:27.540 comedy scene with you because I would love, you were so fun that night.

01:03:33.260 She's the best.

01:03:34.380 Remember that?

01:03:35.420 Yeah.

01:03:35.600 People, it's so funny.

01:03:36.840 Cause you're like, you're such not a stereotype of a Jewish woman.

01:03:39.960 Like you're out there.

01:03:40.900 She's like partying.

01:03:42.060 Like she's so drunk.

01:03:43.140 And then she's like, talk, like I just come outside.

01:03:45.040 You're just like talking to all these homeless people, like getting a cigarette.

01:03:47.380 That's the least Jewish woman shit I've ever seen in my life.

01:03:50.400 Remember when she fell asleep?

01:03:51.660 So I gave her a cigarette from the homeless?

01:03:53.160 Oh yeah.

01:03:53.580 Hell yeah.

01:03:54.180 I ain't proud.

01:03:57.160 Do you remember when she fell asleep at the bar and you're like sitting there and you're

01:04:00.040 like, this is a lot of fun.

01:04:01.080 And mama's over on the bar.

01:04:01.760 Yo, you're rock and roll.

01:04:03.960 Well, I'm punk rock like you.

01:04:05.700 Yeah.

01:04:05.940 Ain't it all?

01:04:06.820 Like that's what I thought.

01:04:08.600 I liked it, dude.

01:04:10.100 Trump is kind of punk rock in a way.

01:04:12.660 Yeah.

01:04:13.120 Do you agree or no?

01:04:16.340 Some don't.

01:04:17.380 I don't think punk rock.

01:04:19.960 No.

01:04:21.400 Explain it to me and I'll tell you if I agree.

01:04:24.060 Counter culture.

01:04:28.000 Edgy.

01:04:31.060 Getting a bow and arrow and aiming right to the heart of the fucking beast.

01:04:37.440 Well, here's where I would, here's where maybe to me it's like a little less punk rock is

01:04:41.740 because I think he represents like what half the country feels and to me, punk rock would

01:04:49.660 be more like representing, you know, more of like a 10th of the people and then convincing

01:04:55.120 that to be half the people.

01:04:56.400 That's what I'm thinking.

01:04:57.780 Exactly.

01:04:58.140 Exactly.

01:04:58.680 Yeah.

01:04:58.940 Because I think it is that.

01:05:00.460 I think, I think he spoke, told, I think those, I think the people existed and he just

01:05:05.160 filled the void.

01:05:06.180 So maybe that would be like punk once it like, once it has its culmination of like where Blink-Way

01:05:11.380 2 is the most famous band.

01:05:12.400 And now there's, now that's the mainstream for a second.

01:05:14.260 But I don't see him as like being completely counterculture.

01:05:18.320 I mean, you know, he was a big, I, I see him as more really good at speaking, you know,

01:05:25.480 he's really good at taking shots at the enemy and he's decided that he's going to take their

01:05:29.780 enemy and take shots at them.

01:05:31.320 But I don't know if I totally see that as punk rock.

01:05:33.540 I see that maybe more as like, I don't know, maybe the positive version of it is you're

01:05:38.940 like, he's a good like soldier if he chooses to be your soldier.

01:05:42.280 And then the other, the bad part of it, it would be, you'd say it's opportunist.

01:05:46.240 Those would be probably the two sides of it, in my opinion.

01:05:48.200 Yeah.

01:05:48.820 That's why I thought you're, you're, well, I just mean that it really, really upsets the

01:05:54.980 establishment, you know, punk rock in that way.

01:05:59.680 Yeah.

01:06:00.200 That's a tough one.

01:06:01.280 You know, where you've got three chords on a fucking electric guitar and you're wailing

01:06:06.240 about class.

01:06:07.660 Yeah.

01:06:08.300 You know, that thing.

01:06:10.540 That's, I guess, uh, I don't know.

01:06:12.280 It's interesting.

01:06:13.440 Like, there's kind of two arguments on that.

01:06:15.340 And I kind of see both sides.

01:06:16.600 I don't know where exactly I sit, but is the Republic, like the Republicans are also an

01:06:21.660 establishment, you know?

01:06:22.920 Yeah.

01:06:23.300 Fuck the Republicans.

01:06:24.440 They hate him too.

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01:08:36.940 I did.

01:08:37.700 I used their shower gel and their after-shower lotion.

01:08:42.780 So, when's the last time you showered?

01:08:45.520 Today.

01:08:46.240 Before today.

01:08:47.680 Oh, before today was two months.

01:08:49.760 Okay.

01:08:50.380 So, Charlize really works, because you look absolutely great.

01:08:53.700 You don't look like...

01:08:54.100 And I put the...

01:08:54.500 This is the stuff I used on my face today.

01:08:56.600 What does it do?

01:08:57.380 Because they give me a script, but just tell me, because you're using it.

01:08:59.560 I don't know.

01:09:00.040 Look at my skin.

01:09:00.880 It looks like my skin is fresh.

01:09:02.760 Yeah.

01:09:03.140 I have these two things on it.

01:09:04.900 This face toner serum.

01:09:07.140 Yeah.

01:09:07.300 And then I put on the anti-aging serum, which takes the place of makeup.

01:09:14.240 And we talked to her on the phone when...

01:09:16.160 Yeah, she was nice.

01:09:17.260 But this is what I liked about her, because I don't want to give her whole story away, but

01:09:20.600 she's very, very concerned with health, and, you know, she had a person very close to her

01:09:26.040 get very, very sick with cancer.

01:09:28.360 So, when she launched this line, she actually went out of her way to make...

01:09:32.080 You know, we can sell toners all day long, but this is...

01:09:33.580 And she loves America.

01:09:34.680 But this is, importantly, this is toxin-free.

01:09:37.500 This is stuff that doesn't kill you.

01:09:38.920 She started looking into what she was putting in her body when someone close to her got sick,

01:09:42.940 and she started to realize that this shit I'm using is really, really dangerous.

01:09:47.080 When you read the back of a lot of makeup products, it's not good shit.

01:09:50.300 So, this Charlize stuff, not only does it work...

01:09:53.420 This is Planned Parenthood, fetus-free stuff.

01:09:56.280 It has no fetus meat, and she...

01:09:58.680 She don't work with Planned Parenthood to put fetus meat in any of this.

01:10:04.980 Yeah, and there's antioxidants in there.

01:10:06.900 There's stuff that, like, free radicals.

01:10:08.520 I don't even understand the science of it.

01:10:09.640 She blew me away.

01:10:10.300 But the point is, she said, I'm launching a makeup line that won't kill you.

01:10:14.880 So, not only does it work and you look great, but it's safe and healthy.

01:10:17.660 I thought it was kind of cool.

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01:10:57.080 And you, yes, you, could maybe look half as good as me if you really tried.

01:11:02.320 And that's Charlize, I think.

01:11:03.980 It's C-H-A-R-L-I-S for those listening to the Audio Portion Podcast.

01:11:10.420 Yeah, that's what I like.

01:11:11.440 But it's, you know, it's not the Republic.

01:11:14.200 It's like, I say, and nobody, I mean, how did this devolve?

01:11:19.580 I wanted to try to be funny until you ask about your comedy, but...

01:11:25.620 No, but you're talking about, like, do you see...

01:11:27.700 So, you see Trump as sort of, like, you know, fighting the power.

01:11:32.120 And I think that a lot of people do.

01:11:34.140 And I see that, but I guess I more see him as, like, there's, like, if you're...

01:11:41.260 I see him more as, like, market-based, where it's, like, to him, he's like, hey, there's

01:11:45.540 a market for half the country would love if I fucking killed that guy.

01:11:51.660 I know, and that's true.

01:11:53.340 I can see that, too.

01:11:54.080 And he's like, they're gonna love me if I kill their enemy.

01:11:56.400 And I think that maybe that...

01:11:58.500 I would, if I was to guess, like, lie detector, like, God could tell you only what's in his

01:12:03.800 soul, I bet you it's closer to that.

01:12:06.500 I would have to agree with you years ago.

01:12:08.620 Well, I don't know.

01:12:09.320 I'm not...

01:12:09.720 I thought that, too.

01:12:11.820 I found out for myself, I need a little bit more.

01:12:15.460 Yeah, and I don't...

01:12:16.460 Obviously, I don't know what some people saw.

01:12:17.860 I found out for myself.

01:12:19.180 Do you...

01:12:19.540 You're, like, you're...

01:12:20.640 You realize that everything is a spiritual journey, right?

01:12:25.120 Yeah, so can be.

01:12:25.860 You're not very spiritual, or are you?

01:12:28.240 Well, maybe I...

01:12:28.520 I mean, you kind of are.

01:12:29.980 I think I am, but maybe I just use different words for it, if that makes sense.

01:12:33.280 What do you use?

01:12:33.980 Spiritual is like you're girling it up, and I don't really want that title.

01:12:36.640 I am girling it up.

01:12:37.520 I hate that word, too.

01:12:39.260 I think it's too girly.

01:12:41.140 What's a better one?

01:12:42.460 Help me.

01:12:43.600 In touch with energy.

01:12:44.980 So...

01:12:45.380 Yes.

01:12:45.940 I do think of things a lot of times, especially when I'm trying to do, like, my things I do.

01:12:52.080 I really do.

01:12:52.840 You know, Kanye West, a long time ago, kind of talked about how he, like, you know, he

01:12:57.400 thinks of music, like, colors or whatever.

01:12:59.020 Right.

01:12:59.380 But I think it kind of...

01:13:01.060 I do sort of know what he means.

01:13:02.940 I do, too.

01:13:03.680 And it's like, you look at things in energy, and there's energy pockets, right?

01:13:07.360 Right.

01:13:08.700 But then, I think that is, you know, you can think of it as, like, spiritual.

01:13:13.580 You know, even, like, a lot of times, what people say is spiritual.

01:13:16.020 It's like, you know when people say, like, the secret, where they're kind of talking about

01:13:19.580 it, like, you know, you manifest something, it's like, well, yeah, that's, like, a whimsical

01:13:24.400 way to look at it.

01:13:25.200 But the other way to look at it is, like, if you think about something nonstop, and that's

01:13:28.840 your goal, and everything in your life serves you getting there, you're going to be more

01:13:32.240 likely to get there, which, of course, is true.

01:13:34.460 It doesn't...

01:13:34.840 So, it doesn't have to be, like, a whimsical thing.

01:13:37.160 No, but it's about focus.

01:13:39.540 That's what he's saying.

01:13:40.340 Yeah, it's about focus, and then all of, every decision you make, everything you read,

01:13:44.820 every person you're around, every, you know, everything in your life starts to service this

01:13:50.380 goal, and then you become more likely to achieve it, and I think that's, like, obvious, and

01:13:54.180 then, but you let other things go, right?

01:13:56.080 Because I think that's the biggest part about, when people start talking about that, you're

01:13:59.080 like, this is what I want to accomplish, and then you go, what about this?

01:14:02.440 So much of, like, especially once things start going well, or once your company's doing

01:14:05.700 well, or your business, or people are listening to you, it's like, how do I kill the

01:14:09.120 noise, because it becomes so much noise, and then the real thing is, so if you're

01:14:13.240 like, hey, my goal is to, you know, have a really great wife, and a family, and this

01:14:17.620 and that, it's like, everything will start to service that, you know, so I think it's

01:14:21.960 an energy thing.

01:14:22.280 If you're living that way, and putting your focus into it, then it'll manifest.

01:14:25.660 And then it becomes the energy, because you can't intellectually do all of that, it has

01:14:29.040 to, at some point, be like, there's so much energy.

01:14:30.880 On stage, it's all energy, you're like, okay, this, that, but you're kind of like, you

01:14:34.820 know, I'm sure a lot of, like, fighters feel this way, right?

01:14:37.040 I bet they do, yeah.

01:14:37.940 Yeah, that's a manly way to look at it, for, like, boxers.

01:14:41.160 I think the boxer thing.

01:14:42.280 Not spiritual.

01:14:43.060 Like, I used to take a box, I used to ask Tyson, Mike Tyson, to show me boxing shit, and he

01:14:50.000 would.

01:14:50.500 I bet you he thinks about it somewhat the same way, you know?

01:14:52.680 It's energy, it's moving energy.

01:14:54.540 Martial arts is the most spiritual thing in the world.

01:14:56.340 Yeah, martial arts is energy.

01:14:57.580 Yeah, exactly, right?

01:14:58.700 It is.

01:14:59.000 I think that, yeah, I think of what I do, it's more like energy.

01:15:03.600 I remember my first energy lesson, that was from an African woman there in San Francisco

01:15:11.600 in, what was it, 1982?

01:15:14.800 She was from Africa?

01:15:18.380 Mm-hmm.

01:15:19.560 I think so many people talk about, like, whether someone's, like, you know, they use the word,

01:15:24.580 like, grifter, and, you know, those kind of things.

01:15:26.640 And I've always think of it, the best way to describe whether, like, what would be, like,

01:15:30.840 a good, you know, artist or commentator is, like, do they replace the energy that they

01:15:35.940 took?

01:15:36.540 Yeah, that's right.

01:15:37.440 Like, so many people, there's people that take energy, they're like, oh, that's energy,

01:15:40.760 and they sort of take it.

01:15:41.740 And then there's people that, like, take energy, but then they also give more than they took,

01:15:45.140 which may be in the, like, what you're saying, like, in new ideas or, you know, in new ways

01:15:50.240 of thinking about it or, you know, cracking a new way for people to, you know, let's say

01:15:55.460 they're trying to solve a problem in business, like, an easier way to, you know, do banking,

01:15:58.620 whatever it might be, right?

01:15:59.680 And I think the people that take, put more back in than they take a lot of times are not

01:16:03.880 allowed to show you, just like, I hope I, you know, gave these people more energy

01:16:07.280 than I took money from them.

01:16:08.460 That's, then you're like, okay, then everyone wins.

01:16:10.740 Yeah, because you got that, you have that feeling of karmic responsibility and debt both.

01:16:17.400 Yeah.

01:16:17.800 Like, because you know that, you know, you're, you kind of know you're gifted, don't you?

01:16:23.440 And then you're kind of grateful that you're gifted and creative is the better way.

01:16:28.940 I think you're more gifted than I am, because when I, and I don't even necessarily mean that

01:16:33.780 as self-depreciative.

01:16:34.800 No, but I mean creative.

01:16:35.660 But I think there's kind of two, there's different types of people.

01:16:38.280 Cause like kind of the same where I was saying where there's different types of writers.

01:16:41.500 I think there's certain people that just have like such a, like you have that I now like

01:16:46.700 being around you, you have probably like a magnetism and like a star power that I think

01:16:51.040 that people probably don't always know when you're just on TV or on podcasts.

01:16:54.380 I'm sure it comes across, but like, it's like, it's pretty obvious.

01:16:57.740 I don't think, I think I have that.

01:16:59.720 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like fairly good at everything.

01:17:03.440 And I think that comes together to be like what I am as a, you know, I think there's

01:17:07.880 some people that maybe I probably would have been maybe equally as good at, like, if I

01:17:10.860 decided to be a lawyer or whatever.

01:17:12.380 And I think there's certain people that just have like a certain, like, just like a specific

01:17:17.500 star power that's so like important in this, where I think I'm maybe have like a high level

01:17:24.220 of that, but not like an exceptional level of that.

01:17:27.060 Probably more than your average person, but I don't think I have, you know, there's certain,

01:17:30.320 like even there's certain people on stage where you're like that person jokes have to

01:17:33.480 be funnier.

01:17:34.040 And that person's jokes can be worse and that he'll still do better.

01:17:37.040 I think I'm the first one.

01:17:39.080 Yeah.

01:17:39.540 What do you want to do?

01:17:41.720 I mean, I, I kind of think that's how I see myself.

01:17:45.640 But I think a lot of times, I think it's exciting for you to think about like getting in there

01:17:50.700 in New York and creating some new kind of energy.

01:17:53.520 Yeah.

01:17:53.740 And this is, what do you want to do?

01:17:55.240 Well, I think that this, the energy thing, in my opinion, is such a good way to look at

01:18:00.000 that question, because I think that, I think it's a, it's a, it's like a, maybe in my

01:18:06.200 opinion.

01:18:06.600 Oh, what do we got?

01:18:07.060 A kid or a dog?

01:18:09.000 Look at my, my wife just gave birth like six days ago.

01:18:12.100 Oh, this is number one.

01:18:13.540 Crawling on all fours to get my mom.

01:18:15.240 I was wondering what's going on here.

01:18:16.740 I wish I could film.

01:18:17.780 Hold on.

01:18:18.100 I'm going to film this.

01:18:18.700 The crawling bartender.

01:18:20.160 Let's go.

01:18:21.660 I'm okay.

01:18:22.360 Thank you.

01:18:24.020 Anna, thank you very much.

01:18:25.860 Thank you.

01:18:26.380 Oh, can I get more wine, please?

01:18:29.420 I've waited my whole life.

01:18:32.340 Haven't you?

01:18:32.960 You better not blow it with your fucking bullshit.

01:18:36.880 What a system we got going on here.

01:18:38.720 Right?

01:18:39.300 Isn't she the best?

01:18:40.940 Hannah, Hannah, ladies and gentlemen.

01:18:42.480 Yay.

01:18:42.980 No, I want to say something.

01:18:44.340 I think that's really fascinating how you look at yourself.

01:18:46.060 I happen to think you're brilliant and exceedingly talented because I have a video pulled up.

01:18:51.160 I'm not going to play it now, but I just want you guys to know, I still, to this day,

01:18:55.460 think this is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen.

01:18:57.880 It's so genius.

01:18:59.480 It's just one of your, it's only one of your geniuses.

01:19:02.920 You do a million things.

01:19:04.000 This is the smartest thing I've ever seen.

01:19:05.520 I love Scott.

01:19:06.800 He's been on here.

01:19:07.660 Yeah, he has a lot of good theories and he was kind of sort of talking about, you know,

01:19:11.280 there's certain, like, there's a, like, I might be, you know, if you're like in the,

01:19:17.820 you know, first percentile or 99, however you look at it, like, percentile of guys who

01:19:22.860 can make videos and then you're like one of the best at, you know, kind of understanding

01:19:26.840 culture and then you're one of the funniest people that all manifests to, you can do that

01:19:30.560 better than anyone.

01:19:31.180 So you actually can be the best at something without being the best at one thing.

01:19:34.640 Right.

01:19:35.080 So maybe that's how I see it.

01:19:36.280 Yeah.

01:19:36.640 I think you're brilliant.

01:19:38.200 And for the people that don't know.

01:19:39.260 What do you want to do though?

01:19:40.720 Well, that's where, can we talk about this video just so people know or just.

01:19:43.440 Well, I want to ask him first what he wants to do.

01:19:45.900 Well, I think that, I think that probably about 10 years ago, I realized that the, what

01:19:51.920 do you want to do question should be more for me as anyone nowadays, especially it should

01:19:59.060 be sort of like a direction, you know, what, where you want to go and what feels right.

01:20:03.140 But as soon as they start putting like things to that, I think you make bad decisions.

01:20:06.900 Like there was a point in my life where at like, all I wanted to do was do like a on the

01:20:12.160 street messing with people TV show.

01:20:13.760 So that's like all I want to do, I wanted to have my, like, you know, bigger than the

01:20:17.640 Ali G show.

01:20:18.320 Like I wanted to do that.

01:20:19.340 That was like, I was obsessed with that.

01:20:21.160 And then, but I was obsessed with that at a time when like TV was like not mattering.

01:20:26.080 There was almost like no avenue for that.

01:20:28.100 Guys like me weren't even like in the conversation like that, where I was.

01:20:30.880 So you, you start like chaining yourselves to these like things that are just real world

01:20:35.800 things.

01:20:36.120 You are like the Gentile Ali G.

01:20:40.600 You can put that on your bio.

01:20:43.760 He made some of the funniest shit in the world.

01:20:46.300 But Tom Green, Tom Green was the guy who started all of this.

01:20:48.760 Tom Green is a genius.

01:20:50.260 I need to get Tom Green on here.

01:20:52.140 I don't know what he's doing.

01:20:53.100 He'd be awesome.

01:20:53.460 I always promised to go on his show, but I never found it workable.

01:20:56.840 Yeah, I'm sure you and him would be great together.

01:20:58.680 I love him.

01:20:59.740 Yeah, he's the best.

01:21:00.360 So, but it's just like that, that type of satire.

01:21:02.560 I think I'm like, I really love that like version of satire.

01:21:05.760 How does that come in your head?

01:21:07.960 Do you just get these crazy fucking ideas or do you, how does that, how does your process

01:21:13.180 work?

01:21:13.480 Like the messing with people stuff?

01:21:14.660 Huh?

01:21:15.140 You know what?

01:21:16.140 This is a funny thing in America.

01:21:18.100 This is like an American thing and I hate it.

01:21:19.720 I feel like I say it too much.

01:21:21.000 I was going to say, what's the difference between American and Canadian audience?

01:21:24.800 This isn't just Canadian.

01:21:25.860 It's everywhere.

01:21:26.720 But like, I think that stuff is more normal.

01:21:29.080 The rest of the world.

01:21:29.800 Like, even if you think about America, like all the biggest people that did like men on the

01:21:33.120 street or kind of messing with people, they all aren't American.

01:21:35.840 Cause I don't think Americans do satire the same way.

01:21:38.580 So I think that art form, which will never be the biggest thing in the world, but I think

01:21:41.860 it's like, even like fake news shows, you know, like even the SNL news desk, Lauren Michaels

01:21:45.900 is Canadian, you know?

01:21:46.920 Oh yeah.

01:21:47.480 It's like, so all of the American versions of like satire kind of, they're not American,

01:21:51.900 right?

01:21:52.560 Right.

01:21:53.080 That's true.

01:21:53.560 In my opinion.

01:21:54.700 And I hate always just like.

01:21:55.720 Or they're UK.

01:21:56.800 Yeah.

01:21:57.000 I feel like sometimes people don't care about this cause Americans don't care about this topic,

01:22:00.580 but like I think about a lot of someone that moved here, but.

01:22:03.560 Americans, there's more of themself and stuff.

01:22:06.320 Yeah.

01:22:06.660 So if Americans do a joke, you kind of know their opinion.

01:22:09.200 If Americans use satire, whereas I think that opinion, that type of satire, you can't

01:22:13.600 be there.

01:22:14.320 Right.

01:22:14.580 So you almost have to not be part of it.

01:22:16.280 Right.

01:22:16.560 Like you can't be like, I know what the guy who wrote this thought.

01:22:18.960 And I think that that's more of, uh, Americans have a more like importance, which the good

01:22:23.880 part of that, in my opinion, which I have a bit of too, and I like America for that reason.

01:22:27.080 It's like, that's why you create the greatest things.

01:22:28.840 Like you need a self importance and you need to think that you matter to do the greatest

01:22:32.880 things in the world.

01:22:33.500 I really think that America is going through that shit right now.

01:22:37.440 So I, that's why I want to come to New York and hang out because it's like trying to

01:22:43.520 create the new normal and you know, it has to come out of New York.

01:22:49.180 Interesting.

01:22:49.960 It has to, it always does.

01:22:51.300 Because the new normal coming from the West coast on is fucking.

01:22:57.880 West coast is always a little derivative.

01:22:59.940 Degenerate.

01:23:00.540 Not always a little.

01:23:01.600 It's completely derivative.

01:23:02.860 A hundred percent.

01:23:03.300 It's completely derivative and degenerate.

01:23:06.300 Yeah.

01:23:06.640 It's completely degenerate.

01:23:09.520 Yeah.

01:23:09.820 And then also that's like opportunistic is what it is.

01:23:12.140 Yeah.

01:23:12.480 That's it's more commercial.

01:23:13.820 A hundred percent.

01:23:14.280 It's like, we're okay with having homeless people shit on the streets.

01:23:18.240 It's that we're okay with having that in front of our fanciest hotels.

01:23:22.900 Yeah.

01:23:23.340 Why not?

01:23:25.520 We're privileged.

01:23:26.640 We just step over them.

01:23:28.660 Yeah.

01:23:29.140 It's so fucking fascist.

01:23:30.900 Just hire someone to clean it up.

01:23:33.140 That's what you do.

01:23:34.080 No, that's what I got in a war with that goddamn manager at that place where I broke my knee

01:23:39.880 and I had to live in San Francisco for three months.

01:23:43.420 What about the people outside?

01:23:45.880 I go get somebody to clean this shit up when I'm trying to get in my fucking, get my car.

01:23:52.640 Human feces is everywhere.

01:23:53.880 I always think of that when like there's that notorious PAG song where he dedicates it to

01:23:57.340 all the, you know, the, the teachers that told him he couldn't do it and all that.

01:24:00.420 And then one of the things he's like, all the people that called the cops on me when

01:24:03.200 I was just trying to, when I was like selling crack inside their building.

01:24:05.660 And you're like, I mean, kind of fair though.

01:24:08.860 Exactly.

01:24:09.880 I mean, if I, if I was doing, you know, I've been doing illegal stuff lots of times in my

01:24:14.280 life.

01:24:14.780 Yeah.

01:24:15.220 You're like, you don't like it at the time, but a few days later, you're like, fair.

01:24:18.580 I was filming and causing shit at that Walmart.

01:24:21.100 Not that crazy.

01:24:21.840 Then they kicked me out.

01:24:23.560 Yeah.

01:24:24.220 But there isn't any self-awareness.

01:24:27.000 That's what's fucking free.

01:24:28.260 It's like, well, break the law or uphold the law.

01:24:30.900 It's all the same.

01:24:31.900 Well, no, it ain't.

01:24:33.300 Yeah.

01:24:34.880 Dumbass.

01:24:36.620 Well, I always think, you know, it's funny because I feel like we have to have

01:24:39.800 so many conversations about like, where do you stand politically or where are you on

01:24:44.260 this?

01:24:44.840 But I think that no one ever talks about the fact that, but also you could have a different

01:24:48.580 thing that you want versus what would be better for the world.

01:24:51.940 You know what I mean?

01:24:52.480 Like what would probably be better for me?

01:24:54.240 Like, well, I moved to America because it's more free.

01:24:56.040 That's what's better for me.

01:24:57.100 And you can, but that might, I might not think that they shouldn't have like a safety net

01:25:01.320 or this and that.

01:25:02.020 But like, so it's kind of like for everyone, it's like, what do I want?

01:25:06.380 What would be the perfect society for me?

01:25:07.920 And that doesn't always align with what would be the best for everyone.

01:25:10.360 And then you kind of try to find a medium between those, but we never separate those

01:25:13.860 two.

01:25:14.560 Like, where would you thrive the best?

01:25:16.300 You know what I mean?

01:25:16.740 What society would you thrive the best in?

01:25:18.560 And then what society was probably the best.

01:25:20.700 That's why it's like a lot of times when people have like pirate lifestyles, like comedians,

01:25:23.960 like you're like, I think that we should be able to do this like crazy life.

01:25:27.340 You should be able to tell your parents, I'm going to go do this insane thing, you know,

01:25:30.220 whatever, right?

01:25:30.800 That doesn't mean everyone should do it.

01:25:32.940 So there's always, we never separate those two things of like, what's best for you versus

01:25:36.920 like, what's actually probably the best normal morals to have for like your average person.

01:25:42.140 I love how the Amish do it.

01:25:44.360 When you turn 18, you get a free year of total freedom to go live amongst the English and

01:25:52.000 do whatever the fuck you want.

01:25:53.320 Do you know about this, Breaking Amish?

01:25:54.200 Do you know about this?

01:25:54.520 Yeah, and then a lot of them don't go back, right?

01:25:56.400 Well, that's, that's their choice.

01:25:57.700 They have the option to go out and experience it.

01:25:59.320 And if they come back, then they're there for life.

01:26:00.860 And if they don't, it's like, if you lose the people that were too pirate for this lifestyle.

01:26:05.180 Yeah, that's how it should be everywhere.

01:26:07.040 I think it should be that way for the Jews.

01:26:09.920 Yeah.

01:26:10.360 If you're going to go all the way communist, I'm sorry, but you can't be a Jew anymore

01:26:15.600 because you all believe in Lucifer.

01:26:19.200 Marx dedicated his works to Lucifer.

01:26:22.940 You cannot be a Jew.

01:26:24.060 Is that true?

01:26:24.460 Yeah.

01:26:25.200 You cannot be a Jew and worship Lucifer.

01:26:28.700 Hence, you're a fucking commie.

01:26:30.560 You're getting shipped out to the fucking Ukraine.

01:26:34.020 You're going to be drafted.

01:26:35.660 All you motherfucking Antifa BLM commie bastards that have been trained by the Obama and Bush

01:26:43.340 and Biden Association.

01:26:46.140 Y'all are just getting ready to get drafted to the Ukraine.

01:26:50.080 You're going to fight Russia.

01:26:51.340 You're going to lose.

01:26:52.120 Here's to you.

01:26:54.520 Congrats for voting Democrat, you stupid motherfuckers.

01:26:58.680 Well said.

01:27:00.660 Ryan, can you tell me about your YouTube?

01:27:02.340 I want to make sure we plug before you leave because-

01:27:04.740 I've never voted ever, actually.

01:27:06.680 You know what?

01:27:07.720 I said that once at a dinner with presidents.

01:27:10.900 You said I never voted for the presidents?

01:27:12.500 Yeah.

01:27:12.860 I said to Jimmy Carter, you're the only one I ever voted for.

01:27:18.740 I never voted for another president in my life.

01:27:22.240 Yeah.

01:27:22.900 What did you like about him?

01:27:25.380 Well, at the time, I liked that he kind of seemed like a simple man that had some ethics.

01:27:33.600 That's what I thought at the time.

01:27:36.720 Yeah, that goes a long way.

01:27:38.160 Mm-hmm.

01:27:39.160 And he seems to have done that.

01:27:40.540 I like peanuts.

01:27:40.960 Yeah, he's a peanut farmer.

01:27:42.300 But he seems to have lived that life.

01:27:44.560 I mean, I think he's sincere in it.

01:27:46.280 I don't think-

01:27:47.300 Is he still alive?

01:27:48.700 Yeah, he's building homes for fucking homeless people.

01:27:51.320 He does that once a year, he told me.

01:27:52.940 But he was a shitty president.

01:27:54.200 I mean, let's be honest.

01:27:55.540 I know a lot of people disagree.

01:27:56.280 Well, I like that he told Americans, put on a sweater, turn the heater down.

01:27:58.780 I don't like that.

01:27:59.580 You don't tell Americans to turn your thermostat down and put on a sweater.

01:28:02.540 That's true.

01:28:02.660 You're in the wrong country, you fucking commie.

01:28:04.060 That's socialism.

01:28:04.900 Seriously.

01:28:05.520 It's America.

01:28:05.860 I say, blow up the whole fucking weather system.

01:28:09.520 That's what Americans do.

01:28:12.660 How do you see America?

01:28:14.380 I mean, what are you thinking of when you're watching all this shit on campus?

01:28:19.080 I mean, don't you just love Hamas?

01:28:23.780 There is.

01:28:24.540 Yeah, there's definitely a whole faction of that protest that are like, they're getting

01:28:27.780 carried away.

01:28:28.180 But I mean, I think of when you're watching this stuff, and if you look at culture for

01:28:34.520 the last six years, you just see how easy people are to be like, you think this now,

01:28:38.880 right?

01:28:39.380 I mean, I kind of think of it myself where I'm like, you know, I've probably been with

01:28:44.820 girls where I'm like, I could have made this girl think anything.

01:28:47.460 Do you know what I mean?

01:28:48.220 Like, I could be fairly, you know, influential on people's thinking sometimes.

01:28:52.120 And I've had people around me in that way.

01:28:54.000 So I maybe, I try to look at things the way they are.

01:28:58.080 And then if you go, okay.

01:28:58.980 That's hard.

01:28:59.520 And if you go, okay, so if everyone's very influential, and these people are all kind of

01:29:03.220 just, you know, hearts and minds that can be shaped one way or the other, it's hard

01:29:07.540 to get mad at the hearts and minds sometimes.

01:29:09.840 So I understand the, the people, but I try not to, you're like, this is just a person,

01:29:16.000 you know, they could have went the other way too.

01:29:17.480 And that their hearts and minds got shaped in people.

01:29:20.900 If you're losing the hearts and minds battle, that sucks.

01:29:23.220 But to me, I'm like, I like America.

01:29:25.520 That's very well said.

01:29:26.860 America has a free, like, like, even think about all the canceling stuff, right?

01:29:32.240 You know, we all, everyone wanted, you know, a lot of, there's a lot of people that wanted

01:29:36.920 the government to solve it and get involved in this, but like, in my opinion, the markets

01:29:40.380 did solve it.

01:29:41.560 Like it got solved like this, it happened.

01:29:44.160 And what happened was the industry went this really way it, it, it sort of, you know, started

01:29:49.040 tanking a little bit.

01:29:50.160 All of these other industries emerged, all these comedians started podcasts, all these comedians

01:29:55.720 became YouTube channels.

01:29:56.520 If you look right now, the 10 biggest, you know, comics or, you know, commentators, they all

01:30:01.320 run their own little thing.

01:30:02.940 And it's, it's over.

01:30:05.120 Like in a lot of ways, I think we all still have, you know, and you obviously went through

01:30:08.060 like a huge thing that I think we all have, like, almost like, uh, you know, when you

01:30:12.480 were like beat, you have, uh, like, you know, someone that was like bit by a dog, you're

01:30:15.820 like a little scared of a dog, but it's like now, like, think about what happened with

01:30:18.720 like Huberman, like a month ago, like he got, you know, people were like the big expose

01:30:22.760 that he's, you know, got a roster of girls, which if anything makes him better at time

01:30:26.580 management, right?

01:30:27.540 And then it, and then it's gone.

01:30:30.220 And I think that, well, cause what are you going to take away?

01:30:32.280 He doesn't have a job and people don't care.

01:30:33.920 You lost the people doing that stuff, lost the hearts and minds.

01:30:37.460 So, I mean, it's up for you to be right and then have the free market and then get the

01:30:42.580 hearts and minds back.

01:30:43.900 And I think that's what you put things so well.

01:30:47.000 Oh, thank you.

01:30:47.780 Well, I, yeah, I, so I'm trying to be like optimistic too, cause I am sort of optimistic

01:30:51.520 that like when people are kind of like comedy get ruined, I'm like, comedy didn't get

01:30:55.160 ruined. It's better now. It just got rejigged.

01:30:57.880 Yeah. And what'd you think of Jerry Seinfeld going the left killed comedy?

01:31:02.320 I love Jerry Seinfeld going back on interviews and talking about comedy.

01:31:06.840 Cause him, there's certain guys like Jimmy Carr's like this, they're like these statesmen

01:31:11.340 of comedy that just think about comedy so much that I think it's when you're really

01:31:15.580 in it every day, like this is your whole life. I'm doing comedy. It's like you have less

01:31:19.180 little, I think you have a little less time to like pontificate over the, uh, the little

01:31:24.380 intricacies like you, you do more doing and less thinking about it, you know? But I think

01:31:29.120 that there's some of the people that they have really good at comedy opinions. So I actually

01:31:32.420 like that they're out there talking about them. Cause I like, I like listening to like

01:31:35.580 Jerry Seinfeld, what he thinks about comedy.

01:31:37.160 I do too, but I don't liked it.

01:31:38.520 But what did you say? What did he do that you don't like? Or is there, are you talking

01:31:40.860 about something specific?

01:31:41.540 No, now he's coming out.

01:31:43.080 Well, he didn't back my mom up.

01:31:44.680 He didn't defend me at all.

01:31:45.200 Were you friends?

01:31:46.140 No, but it's like, he was thinking general.

01:31:48.660 Because he always.

01:31:49.440 What did he say? He said, I've never seen a career destroyed in one tweet. That was his whole comment

01:31:53.680 on her cancellation. And now he's like, the left is ruined comedy. Well, fuck you. We've

01:31:57.260 been telling you this for years. You didn't stand up. Now he's acting like Johnny come

01:32:01.860 lady.

01:32:02.300 He's an unusual sort.

01:32:05.260 Well, whatever.

01:32:06.060 He's, I mean, he's the most like elitist smug upper West side New Yorker, right?

01:32:10.680 Yeah.

01:32:10.940 But that doesn't mean they're, you know, don't have like smart opinions about certain things.

01:32:14.880 No, he does have smart opinions.

01:32:15.960 Just why come up now?

01:32:17.120 The struggle to be Jewish for 3000 years. I thought that was very cool that he did that.

01:32:22.720 There's a lot of cool things about Seinfeld, but it's again, like, why are you coming? Like

01:32:25.880 to say now, I think, uh, leftists have ruined comedy. That's not edgy.

01:32:30.120 They all let me, they all let me swing by the nook.

01:32:33.020 Yeah. Fuck you. Where were you when we needed you?

01:32:34.980 No, I mean, they all let me, and then.

01:32:37.440 They were scared.

01:32:37.780 When Iran attacks Israel, which was the subject of my tweet that I got fired for by anti-Semite

01:32:45.580 Disney and Sarah Gilbert. And, uh, what's her name that went to Epstein Island? What's

01:32:52.200 her name?

01:32:52.480 Wanda Sykes.

01:32:53.380 Allegedly.

01:32:54.340 No, she's on the manifest.

01:32:55.940 Allegedly. The manifest is, uh, there's arguments about whether.

01:32:58.820 She's on it.

01:33:00.080 She's on one of the internet manifests. We don't know if it's the legit manifest.

01:33:03.980 Trust me, the bitch went there.

01:33:06.200 Oh, I'm sure she did.

01:33:06.760 We'll give you the other side of it.

01:33:08.240 She's a big fat.

01:33:08.820 Jerry Seinfeld wrote hard for Kramer.

01:33:10.880 She's a big fat lesbian.

01:33:12.420 He did write hard for Kramer.

01:33:13.560 All the big fat lesbians. Huh?

01:33:16.060 No, he makes a good point. Seinfeld backed Michael Richards, who actually said the N hard

01:33:21.320 E-R word.

01:33:22.800 Do you remember that?

01:33:23.680 That when, after he, I saw this the other day, I saw this the other day. Kramer went

01:33:28.840 on, I don't, it might've been like Fallon or Kramer.

01:33:31.900 I love that you're calling him Kramer.

01:33:34.180 Michael Richards.

01:33:35.940 No, Colin Kramer.

01:33:37.360 Kramer.

01:33:37.660 Well, easy for you to say.

01:33:39.640 It's just called Roseanne.

01:33:44.660 What was he on?

01:33:46.120 So he went on a show to apologize and he was like real broken up by this.

01:33:51.860 And then the audience kept laughing.

01:33:54.920 And then he was like, maybe I shouldn't be doing this here.

01:33:58.020 And the audience kept laughing and no one knew what to do.

01:34:01.440 And the host was like, can everyone stop laughing?

01:34:03.720 This is a serious thing.

01:34:04.580 And everyone kept laughing.

01:34:05.440 What actually happened?

01:34:08.060 Do we know the story?

01:34:09.360 He just snapped and.

01:34:10.840 Do you want me to quote it?

01:34:11.720 Yeah, we'll quote it.

01:34:12.980 Did he say you're with the hard R?

01:34:15.300 Yes.

01:34:15.860 Oh, no, he didn't.

01:34:16.200 Have you not seen the video?

01:34:17.540 Have you not seen the video?

01:34:18.240 You can't, you can't tell me you haven't seen this.

01:34:20.400 I haven't.

01:34:21.080 I don't know how to find good shit like that.

01:34:21.720 Oh my God.

01:34:21.940 It's the greatest video of all time.

01:34:24.120 Oh my God.

01:34:24.700 Michael.

01:34:25.380 You really don't know the Michael Richards thing?

01:34:27.100 No, but I did go to his home for dinner.

01:34:30.020 Michael Richards.

01:34:30.780 A loveless person.

01:34:31.300 Was he bumping into shit?

01:34:32.320 Was he like, do you remember Michael Richards?

01:34:35.740 Were you there when he was doing his like standup before Seinfeld?

01:34:39.380 When he did the weights and stuff?

01:34:40.760 Yeah.

01:34:41.100 Do you remember that?

01:34:41.520 He used to go up.

01:34:42.220 And he was on that show Fridays with Julia Louise Seinfeld.

01:34:46.300 And he made that movie that was like really cute.

01:34:47.820 Julia Louise Seinfeld.

01:34:48.080 That movie that was really funny.

01:34:49.300 I can't remember the name of it.

01:34:50.180 But he would do this bit where he'd be like a weight trainer and the weights were going everywhere.

01:34:53.160 It was so funny, man.

01:34:54.720 Larry David was on that show too.

01:34:57.100 Interesting.

01:34:57.680 Here, hold on.

01:34:58.100 I think.

01:34:58.500 Anyways, he had like the original like biggest cancellation of all time, I would say.

01:35:04.140 Yeah.

01:35:04.700 He was at the Laugh Factory.

01:35:06.920 I'm like my mind's blown right now that you don't know this one.

01:35:09.500 Here, mom, look.

01:35:10.220 No, I do know.

01:35:10.620 What?

01:35:10.760 I do know it was a bunch of black kids taunting him.

01:35:13.600 Oh, look.

01:35:14.080 And he called them the hard arm.

01:35:15.080 Oh, yeah.

01:35:15.380 See, you knew.

01:35:15.920 I knew you knew.

01:35:16.860 You already knew.

01:35:18.080 But he was, yeah.

01:35:19.060 Here it is right here.

01:35:20.240 You want to watch?

01:35:20.720 Uh-oh.

01:35:21.940 Paul Mooney went on TV.

01:35:23.760 It was so hilarious.

01:35:25.440 Paul Mooney.

01:35:25.640 He's saying he's a...

01:35:26.560 Me and Paul talked about this.

01:35:28.280 She's not watching.

01:35:29.200 Okay.

01:35:29.260 Paul Mooney, the greatest comic that ever fucking lived.

01:35:34.260 Tried to play it.

01:35:35.220 Play it.

01:35:35.800 Can you play it?

01:35:36.660 Are you...

01:35:37.120 Can I?

01:35:37.460 Yeah.

01:35:38.480 She interrupted multiple.

01:35:39.880 I bet you people love the, like, inter-family squabbles between you on the podcast.

01:35:44.940 They do.

01:35:45.900 The fans must love that.

01:35:47.240 I love the Tate brothers.

01:35:49.280 Oh, wait.

01:35:50.580 What?

01:35:53.800 What?

01:35:54.240 Uh-oh.

01:35:55.240 He already called him.

01:36:04.840 Uh-oh.

01:36:04.920 He already called him.

01:36:04.940 Uh-oh.

01:36:05.120 I don't know.

01:36:05.840 I don't know.

01:36:06.380 I don't know.

01:36:10.460 I don't know.

01:36:10.960 He turned into a black person.

01:36:14.840 Before this, I'll go back because we missed.

01:36:17.460 You were talking over it.

01:36:18.180 He became enraged and black.

01:36:20.260 No, he says...

01:36:21.180 He turned into a black person.

01:36:23.120 Mom, mom, mom, what?

01:36:24.620 Hey, you're a motherfucker.

01:36:25.780 Hold that down.

01:36:26.700 Listen.

01:36:28.020 He's a...

01:36:28.780 He's a...

01:36:30.060 He's a...

01:36:30.460 He's saying N-I-G-G-E-R.

01:36:32.260 What is it?

01:36:34.020 Out of black guy.

01:36:35.020 He's a...

01:36:35.820 Oh, no.

01:36:36.940 In his mind, he was doing, like, an edgy thing.

01:36:39.320 It was edgy.

01:36:40.200 Hey.

01:36:40.560 In my mind, it was edgy.

01:36:41.600 He successfully did an edgy thing.

01:36:42.600 Yes.

01:36:42.760 Very edgy.

01:36:43.380 He's edgy as fuck, but the thing was, it was way over the people's heads.

01:36:50.000 Yeah.

01:36:50.180 He also wasn't, like, known as an edgy guy.

01:36:53.280 Wrong place, wrong time.

01:36:54.820 That's true.

01:36:55.760 Can we please promote your fucking YouTube channel?

01:36:58.040 I keep trying to do it.

01:36:58.820 Yeah, I'm pumped.

01:36:59.960 Rosanna, I just...

01:37:00.620 So, I've been on tour for eight months, and I just...

01:37:02.620 I mentioned this, but I just...

01:37:03.940 Eight months.

01:37:04.260 Solid.

01:37:05.060 Like, ten days a month, like, you know, being in New York for two, three days at a time.

01:37:09.180 I come back Sunday night.

01:37:10.900 I write Monday.

01:37:12.400 I shoot Tuesday.

01:37:14.000 I do my podcast Wednesday.

01:37:15.120 I leave Thursday morning.

01:37:16.020 I've been doing that for, like, eight months, and now I'm just going to go, like,

01:37:19.840 every day, just work on, like, videos and stand up and writing.

01:37:23.020 Oh, my God.

01:37:23.640 God bless you.

01:37:24.540 That's all I'm going to do.

01:37:25.020 That's kind of where I'm getting to, where I know I have to do that same thing.

01:37:29.940 Isn't writing so funny, though?

01:37:31.180 Because, like...

01:37:31.660 It's so great.

01:37:32.020 I had a week the other day, and I was, like, walking around, just, like, thinking, and

01:37:35.040 I, like, sat on the bench, and just, like...

01:37:36.680 I don't know, just, like...

01:37:37.360 It always feels so silly.

01:37:38.740 You're just, like, thinking...

01:37:40.840 You know?

01:37:42.600 And he's, like...

01:37:43.680 Maybe that's funny.

01:37:45.160 And I just do that for eight hours.

01:37:46.800 You mean the ideas that come in?

01:37:48.420 Yeah, and you just...

01:37:49.460 Isn't it fun?

01:37:49.900 It's just so silly.

01:37:50.840 And then, always, at the end of...

01:37:53.340 I just...

01:37:54.140 All I do is I think, and I go, what about this?

01:37:55.980 And you go, okay, that's...

01:37:56.900 And then, at the end of the day, you're, like, all...

01:37:59.140 The whole day, I feel like it's nothing.

01:38:01.440 And then, I go to do...

01:38:02.580 I go do three shows at night, and then I look over it all, and you're, like, oh, there's

01:38:07.700 three things.

01:38:08.760 Right.

01:38:09.100 And three things is a lot.

01:38:10.560 Three things is a lot.

01:38:11.600 Yeah.

01:38:12.260 Yeah.

01:38:13.440 Exactly.

01:38:14.320 But eight hours to come up with three things, the whole time, you feel like you're doing

01:38:17.320 nothing.

01:38:18.000 But you had a blast.

01:38:19.840 Sometimes.

01:38:20.320 Sometimes I feel weird.

01:38:21.280 Sometimes it's torture.

01:38:22.840 I mean, but you've got to go through...

01:38:23.780 You know when it's torture?

01:38:24.500 When you're doing too many things.

01:38:25.400 If you're just doing that, like, when you...

01:38:28.160 Torture is when you're doing too many things.

01:38:30.220 It's when you're actually, like, hey, I'm writing for a week.

01:38:32.840 It's not torture.

01:38:33.500 I agree.

01:38:33.860 It's fun.

01:38:34.260 Yeah, but then you're, like, and I've got to turn in this script, and I have...

01:38:40.020 Then it's not fun.

01:38:40.940 Yeah, that always happens to me, and I go, berserk and blow up.

01:38:44.340 Yeah.

01:38:44.940 Because I always think...

01:38:46.020 Deadlines are definitely the, like, can be the...

01:38:49.020 Deadlines.

01:38:49.140 They can be the killer of creativity, for sure.

01:38:54.200 Yeah, because...

01:38:54.560 Because you take shortcuts in your own brain.

01:38:56.220 Man, it's all regret.

01:38:58.580 Yeah.

01:38:59.060 Right?

01:38:59.500 Like, why did I fucking...

01:39:01.300 I did that because I thought I could get there faster.

01:39:04.500 Yeah.

01:39:05.300 And you can't.

01:39:07.220 No, you can't.

01:39:07.860 You can get there...

01:39:08.680 I left out two or three steps.

01:39:09.840 You can get there faster or worse.

01:39:12.240 Yeah.

01:39:14.480 Isn't it great, though, that we're living in a time where we can at least attempt to be

01:39:21.200 artistically free and say what we really think and feel?

01:39:26.280 I do.

01:39:26.800 I do think...

01:39:27.460 It is great.

01:39:27.880 I was thinking about that when I was walking home two nights ago, that I was just like,

01:39:34.260 I'm happier that I'm doing this now than 15 years ago.

01:39:38.600 This is better.

01:39:39.780 I think.

01:39:40.500 Yeah.

01:39:41.820 You can...

01:39:42.440 You can...

01:39:44.440 The internet made it so the industry can't lie about who's the best.

01:39:49.860 You know, the people pick, but the people will pick bad people and, you know, that's

01:39:53.400 fine.

01:39:53.580 There's always going to be bad people that are, you know, at the top.

01:39:56.460 That's always going to exist.

01:39:57.580 There's always going to be people that beat the system, but they can't keep someone out

01:40:01.280 who's great.

01:40:02.380 That's what they used to be able to do.

01:40:03.760 They can't do that anymore.

01:40:05.600 Well, I don't know about that, but...

01:40:08.640 Well, you're not out.

01:40:09.740 Well, they try to fight me at every move.

01:40:13.340 You are...

01:40:13.920 It gets old.

01:40:14.740 So, you're thinking they still matter.

01:40:16.520 But now it's Billy Baldwin Christian.

01:40:18.220 You think they still matter.

01:40:19.820 And I've seen...

01:40:20.480 I know you're very self-appreciative.

01:40:22.000 I know your old life was, you know, the top, the top, the top.

01:40:25.740 And I understand that.

01:40:26.680 But I've seen you come to a festival of the, you know, 500 of the top comedians in the world.

01:40:32.940 And you're like the queen showing up.

01:40:34.860 Like, you walk into a venue and it's like, oh my God.

01:40:37.320 Like, everyone's so...

01:40:38.080 Oh my God.

01:40:38.260 And these are the people that make the culture, you know?

01:40:41.780 These are the people that make the culture, not those people that maybe are holding you

01:40:45.900 back.

01:40:46.160 But I think the people that make the culture...

01:40:48.080 I've watched when you walk in a room and it's like a big deal and everyone's like pumped

01:40:51.200 that you're there.

01:40:51.700 And so, in that sense, the people that you're talking about, in my opinion, I could care

01:40:58.520 less what they think.

01:41:00.200 Thank you.

01:41:01.600 You know...

01:41:02.760 It is very well said.

01:41:05.600 I just worry for the young people being used and abused and gaslighted.

01:41:11.580 I feel sorry for them.

01:41:13.160 Like you said, well, it's not even their own fault because they've just been so brutalized.

01:41:19.400 You know what the purpose of comedians in my...

01:41:21.200 Can I tell you my comedy theory?

01:41:22.460 Huh?

01:41:22.780 People talk a lot about what's the purpose of comedy, right?

01:41:25.500 Right.

01:41:25.900 So, my theory is...

01:41:27.300 So, in the stock market, people go, what's the purpose of day traders?

01:41:32.320 And people say they're just rent seekers and there's no purpose, right?

01:41:35.200 Well, the purpose is to find the price.

01:41:37.040 Like, if it's priced too high, well, people sell it and then they find the price.

01:41:41.720 And I think the comedians, a lot of times, the purpose is to find...

01:41:44.020 Like, let's say we say, this guy sucks.

01:41:46.400 Or like, this politician...

01:41:47.880 This guy's an idiot.

01:41:48.560 Or this guy's great.

01:41:49.500 The purpose of the comedians is to find the truth.

01:41:52.000 Like, you know, a lot of times in life, someone will be like, this guy...

01:41:55.440 Someone's average and someone will be like, he's amazing.

01:41:57.820 And you're kind of like, wow, he's amazing.

01:41:59.600 That guy's all right.

01:42:00.280 And then someone's like, he's the worst.

01:42:01.720 And you're like, well, he's not the worst.

01:42:02.820 Like I said, that guy's all right.

01:42:03.760 Like, the purpose of the comedian is to find the right values.

01:42:06.560 Wow.

01:42:07.420 And I think a lot of times that...

01:42:08.520 I love that because you're talking about an actual value for value system, which is

01:42:15.740 what I always advocate for.

01:42:17.480 And there's discrepancy in the market.

01:42:19.640 So I think when everyone's saying this is how it is and you're like, no, you guys are

01:42:23.880 off on that.

01:42:24.700 That's where you come in.

01:42:26.180 And the people that are good at this say, no, everyone's wrong about this.

01:42:29.700 And then eventually it all comes over to you.

01:42:31.160 And then you find the right values of things.

01:42:32.720 And I think that, I think that's, you could, we feel like we've watched that happen a little

01:42:37.740 bit, you know?

01:42:39.100 So whether it be like something small, like, you know, Kim Kardashian's the worst.

01:42:44.300 And then there's a while where everyone's saying, oh, this, and then everyone, then

01:42:47.540 the comedy instincts are like, she's not as bad as that.

01:42:50.840 Do you think it's true that she forced Justin Bieber to have sex with her?

01:42:55.840 That's all that.

01:42:56.680 Kim Kardashian.

01:42:57.320 This is tea.

01:42:58.300 Spill the tea, please.

01:42:59.640 Spill the tea.

01:43:00.480 I never heard this.

01:43:01.380 Spill the tea because it goes right back.

01:43:03.360 I'm listening.

01:43:04.200 It goes right back to Diddy and Drake and this whole thing that's going on.

01:43:08.800 It was Usher that forced Bieber to have sex with her.

01:43:10.360 I mean, for real, it does go back for real, for real.

01:43:13.260 It was Usher, by the way, that had forced Bieber to have sex with her.

01:43:17.620 Well.

01:43:18.000 Yeah.

01:43:18.500 Well, Usher.

01:43:19.420 But that's all they'll be able to yell again.

01:43:20.740 What do you think's going on?

01:43:21.340 It's the mentor.

01:43:22.640 You know what mentor means.

01:43:24.200 Have you ever been to P. Diddy's parties?

01:43:25.180 No, that's the truth.

01:43:29.640 That is true.

01:43:30.940 Mentoring is very rare.

01:43:32.280 Good mentoring is very rare.

01:43:33.800 I know.

01:43:34.360 I like the lesbian mentoring.

01:43:36.620 I know everything about the big, fat, 260-pound lesbian mentoring.

01:43:41.480 Does the lesbian mentoring also involve you having to go to her bed?

01:43:44.120 Yeah.

01:43:44.460 Oh, of course.

01:43:46.120 100%.

01:43:46.520 Ooh.

01:43:48.080 Ew.

01:43:48.620 It's sickening.

01:43:49.460 How do you think Oprah got, how do you think Gail got a TV show?

01:43:53.740 You think Oprah, a lesbian, slept her way to the top?

01:43:56.880 No.

01:43:57.100 No, I think she munched her way to the top?

01:43:58.500 No, she did not.

01:43:59.220 She made other people munch her.

01:44:00.780 She did not sleep her lesbian way to the top.

01:44:03.300 She had other people munch her.

01:44:05.720 No, she did not.

01:44:06.420 She pushed Gail's head down under the top.

01:44:07.880 No, she didn't.

01:44:08.680 Uh-uh.

01:44:09.360 She did.

01:44:10.160 I don't even think Gail's gay.

01:44:11.100 Oh, you're saying she heterosexually slept her way to the top?

01:44:13.660 No, no, no.

01:44:14.780 Yeah, she did with white men.

01:44:16.900 She was talented.

01:44:18.160 Ooh.

01:44:18.280 Yeah.

01:44:18.640 She actually made it, and then she raped women.

01:44:20.580 And then she canceled my talk show.

01:44:21.980 Oprah did.

01:44:22.760 Yeah, she owned it.

01:44:23.380 This is mom's theory.

01:44:24.080 And they did the demographic.

01:44:26.140 And when they found out my show had a higher percentage of working class black audience,

01:44:32.880 where she had the upper middle class white girl audience, she was furious.

01:44:40.100 And she killed my show.

01:44:42.360 Interesting.

01:44:43.660 Allegedly.

01:44:44.340 Everybody knew it, too.

01:44:45.440 No, everybody knew it.

01:44:46.620 I have to say this.

01:44:47.140 All the black socialists knew it, but they all pussed out like they always would to Jesse

01:44:53.600 Jackson.

01:44:54.300 They all pussed out to him and Al Schroeder.

01:44:56.720 I don't think they do that anymore.

01:44:57.780 What's his name?

01:44:58.220 Sharpton.

01:44:59.140 They don't do that anymore.

01:44:59.940 The weatherman.

01:45:02.060 Al Roker?

01:45:02.700 Yeah, Al Sharpton.

01:45:03.940 Al Roker probably is the head of the Muslim Brotherhood, now that I think about it.

01:45:07.320 Al Roker is the head of the Muslim Brotherhood.

01:45:09.560 Borland, I think you meant.

01:45:10.760 Yeah.

01:45:11.540 But I mean, it couldn't be more fucking obvious what they put my ass through, girl, boy, honey,

01:45:20.380 sweetheart.

01:45:21.640 You know what they've done to me.

01:45:23.320 You don't even know.

01:45:24.160 I probably don't know the half of it.

01:45:25.580 Yeah.

01:45:26.100 But I mean, you're right, especially at that level.

01:45:27.940 They don't like thinkers.

01:45:28.780 Just leave it at that.

01:45:30.260 They don't like thinkers.

01:45:31.380 They don't like creators.

01:45:32.640 They don't like the women.

01:45:33.800 Well, you know what they hate more than that is someone they can't get rid of.

01:45:37.920 That's true.

01:45:38.900 They hate you more now than ever.

01:45:40.860 That's what Tucker Carlson said about me.

01:45:43.860 It's true.

01:45:44.420 They keep thinking they've canceled you and you keep showing up.

01:45:47.260 They keep trying to shut me up, but it never does work.

01:45:48.180 Yeah, that's what they hate the most is when it doesn't work.

01:45:50.780 You're like a zombie.

01:45:52.740 You just fucking keep coming.

01:45:53.800 I love it.

01:45:54.380 No, but they did kill me pretty much.

01:45:56.680 No, they didn't.

01:45:56.860 I was thinking this last night.

01:45:57.960 No, they didn't.

01:45:58.360 They did pretty much kill me by killing my character and my show.

01:46:01.940 That's all in your head.

01:46:03.120 Everybody comes here week and again because they're full of shit.

01:46:05.580 Why did they even fucking do that?

01:46:05.880 I think it's that we have the – you have the –

01:46:07.680 She's still in the old way of thinking.

01:46:08.100 You know that chess thing where like when people are –

01:46:12.700 the biggest mistake people make in chess is your opponent gets an advantage

01:46:16.820 and you keep playing like you still have the advantage because you had it before?

01:46:20.480 Yeah.

01:46:20.640 I think a lot of times you still play like the games like it was there,

01:46:25.800 which you don't realize the new game.

01:46:29.040 She doesn't realize the new game.

01:46:30.400 I'm not saying – yeah, I'm not like accusing you of having that situation.

01:46:32.100 No, she doesn't.

01:46:32.820 I tell her every week she doesn't understand.

01:46:35.980 She still thinks it's like this old world model and the cancellation stuff.

01:46:38.520 Who's the biggest like people right now in your opinion?

01:46:41.760 Like who would be the biggest like powerful comedians in the world?

01:46:46.240 Well, I'm just learning it.

01:46:48.000 You know, I just know who I like and I don't know a lot.

01:46:52.680 I mean, you know.

01:46:54.420 But name like – who's the person that's like the biggest right now that like the industries made it?

01:46:59.900 I would say Chappelle probably.

01:47:01.400 Most people would agree with that right now.

01:47:02.840 Well, he's not industry darling right now.

01:47:05.380 No, he's on the down.

01:47:05.740 That's my point.

01:47:06.780 But a lot of people consider him.

01:47:07.600 He's not on the down.

01:47:08.500 He's as big as he ever was.

01:47:09.580 That's what I'm saying.

01:47:09.900 He's bigger than he ever was.

01:47:10.640 Well, yeah, but I mean he's not anybody that people would say – people would – if they said that, even if they mean it or not, it sounds old.

01:47:22.160 They got to do it younger.

01:47:23.100 You're just saying younger people.

01:47:24.520 They always have to do it younger.

01:47:25.440 Well, there's different classes of comedians, right?

01:47:27.500 There's like legends and then there's –

01:47:29.660 Yeah, he's a legend.

01:47:30.900 Yeah, there's different classes.

01:47:32.360 He's a legend for sure.

01:47:32.820 He's definitely – you know, the benefit of being a legend is –

01:47:35.640 I'll tell you what, Dave Chappelle is a legend, but I have to say the following.

01:47:38.980 He is no Bernie Mac.

01:47:44.000 You think Bernie Mac the best in your opinion?

01:47:45.680 Bernie Mac is the greatest ever.

01:47:47.900 Well, plus Richard Pryor, plus Paul Mooney, I mean –

01:47:51.540 Robin Harris.

01:47:52.100 His friends – Robin Harris.

01:47:53.740 Yeah, what are you talking about, Bernie Mac?

01:47:55.440 I mean, I like Bernie Mac.

01:47:56.120 Oh, I always think of Robin Harris here in Texas.

01:47:58.100 He would be making a million dollars per show right now when he's going, the electric chair, fuck that.

01:48:04.360 I want the electric couch.

01:48:06.020 Do you know Robin Harris?

01:48:07.080 For me, I think it goes Bernie Mac second, hamburgers first.

01:48:10.360 Who's that?

01:48:12.120 Hamburger?

01:48:12.680 Who's that?

01:48:13.000 He says hamburger.

01:48:14.340 I think –

01:48:15.300 Have you heard of Afro Man?

01:48:17.040 The rapper.

01:48:17.940 Yeah.

01:48:18.260 Yeah.

01:48:18.760 Well, we didn't even get to the rap thing.

01:48:21.300 Yeah, we did.

01:48:21.720 You're wondering about Drake.

01:48:22.780 A lot of rap gossip.

01:48:23.780 Ryan has to go soon, though.

01:48:25.060 Drake, do you know why they're coming to Drake?

01:48:26.300 I know he's on – he's a Kendrick Lamar side.

01:48:28.380 Drake because he's half Jew.

01:48:30.660 That's why they don't fucking love Drake.

01:48:33.080 But I'll tell you what, that is why Drake will come back strong.

01:48:36.640 Drake is a pedophile, Mom.

01:48:38.260 Like the Lion of Judah.

01:48:38.600 He might be a pedophile.

01:48:38.660 You need to understand.

01:48:39.660 Watch your mouth when you talk about the six like that.

01:48:42.100 The six gods.

01:48:42.600 You know what I'm telling you what?

01:48:43.600 They all are pedophiles, though.

01:48:44.840 They're all pedophiles.

01:48:46.040 They are.

01:48:47.260 They're all –

01:48:47.860 You don't get in the rap game until you get right by a ditty.

01:48:50.760 I'll tell you what.

01:48:52.040 I don't think a pedophile is a 14, 15-year-old child.

01:48:56.960 I don't think that's a pedophile.

01:48:58.840 I'm sorry.

01:48:59.160 No one's even said he's done that, though.

01:49:00.780 I think by definition it's prepubescent as pedophile, so usually 12.

01:49:05.080 Under 12, that's a pedophile.

01:49:06.400 This guy's like the media throwing out the pedophile accusation real quick.

01:49:09.320 I don't have a problem with it because I know I'm right.

01:49:11.260 No, but that's what we always talk about.

01:49:12.300 I would never do it unless I was right.

01:49:13.760 Under 12 is a pedo.

01:49:16.300 Do you know how people talk about –

01:49:17.700 like how people look at politics like a sports team where it doesn't matter.

01:49:20.760 They're just on their side?

01:49:21.420 I think anyone who has sex should be pissed.

01:49:23.720 I understand that.

01:49:24.740 I understand.

01:49:25.120 But can I just say something?

01:49:26.240 To get in the rap game, she never lets me talk.

01:49:28.480 Anyone who has sex should die is my opinion.

01:49:29.980 That's my opinion.

01:49:31.200 It's for making babies.

01:49:32.620 That's it.

01:49:33.820 If you're in the rap game, just like Hollywood, there are certain things you have to –

01:49:38.080 But I don't know why they're coming after Drake just because he's a Jew.

01:49:39.500 You have to be –

01:49:40.740 It's not because he's a Jew.

01:49:41.680 They're coming after Drake because he's a Jew.

01:49:43.680 I'm telling you what, with this Palestine whole issue.

01:49:45.980 I'm going to say on the other side of that –

01:49:48.000 Drake, I'm giving you the energy.

01:49:50.580 Drake, you've got to do it for the Jews.

01:49:52.420 I promise you this isn't helping his street cred.

01:49:54.600 It's not.

01:49:55.140 No, Drake, you've got to do it for the Jews, Drake.

01:49:59.420 You've got to come back and say what you know you've got to say.

01:50:01.440 It's only because he's a Jew you're defending him.

01:50:03.680 But that's the problem.

01:50:04.820 You're picking him for tribalism.

01:50:06.200 Many Jews have a smaller penis, which drives them to do immortal things, and it's not good.

01:50:12.940 I'm just saying, to get into hip-hop, you have to be jumped in, and jumped in is to be raped.

01:50:17.880 I've been saying this for 10 years.

01:50:18.900 P. Diddy's story breaks.

01:50:19.800 Everyone's like, what did he do in the studio?

01:50:21.520 You've got to get F'd in the A to get in the club.

01:50:23.680 You do.

01:50:24.600 And they videotape it.

01:50:26.060 Why did they lie about it?

01:50:27.980 It's the same with the Freemasons and the Jesuits.

01:50:31.060 I'm going to have to mute her.

01:50:31.940 You've got to get F'd in the A.

01:50:34.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:50:35.240 Am I right?

01:50:36.140 No, you have to.

01:50:37.180 They videotape it.

01:50:37.940 I don't think Drake got fucked in the ass.

01:50:40.340 100% got fucked in the ass.

01:50:42.080 Not my Drizzy.

01:50:43.720 He got fucked in the ass at probably 10 or 11.

01:50:46.260 Mike P. Diddy and R. Kelly.

01:50:48.320 Well, P. Diddy fun.

01:50:49.140 Probably by the Nickelodeon guy.

01:50:50.200 Anybody who has an initial as their first name is a pedo.

01:50:55.560 See, that's a gross generalization.

01:50:58.520 To be in hip-hop, you get filmed having sex.

01:51:01.980 Case closed.

01:51:03.940 Wait, wait, hold on.

01:51:04.920 Why are we acting like-

01:51:05.860 That's fucking ridiculous.

01:51:06.840 People are fucking shit.

01:51:08.900 I'm making too much sense.

01:51:09.800 That's the truth.

01:51:10.280 People are shit.

01:51:11.060 All right.

01:51:11.560 Let me-

01:51:11.900 Please, Brian.

01:51:12.640 Spew your Drake-Aid.

01:51:13.640 It's not Drake-Aid.

01:51:15.000 To be-

01:51:15.720 Twitter comment section over here.

01:51:17.120 To be in-

01:51:17.920 No, I know what I'm talking about.

01:51:19.220 Hey, I was right about all this shit.

01:51:20.760 You guys are acting like this is brand new.

01:51:22.380 I've been talking about this for a decade.

01:51:24.140 So it's time to give me some respect.

01:51:25.720 You have been.

01:51:26.220 Thank you.

01:51:26.540 You want to know a crazy fact?

01:51:27.940 I'm just saying you have to get-

01:51:28.860 Tell me what Drake's a pedophile.

01:51:30.420 Let him talk or he'll go crazy.

01:51:33.940 Jumped in and they videotape you.

01:51:36.300 It's the Epstein Island model.

01:51:37.760 It's blackmail videotape.

01:51:38.800 To act like that only happened-

01:51:39.760 It's the Crimson the Bloods.

01:51:40.180 Please let me finish.

01:51:41.480 Crimson the Bloods.

01:51:41.560 To act like that only happened on Epstein Island is naive.

01:51:44.760 It happens in every industry.

01:51:46.000 Crimson the Bloods.

01:51:46.220 So that's all I'm trying to say.

01:51:47.240 Just let me get this one sentence out.

01:51:48.100 Green Mason's Jasper Wicks.

01:51:48.900 She can't let me get a sentence out.

01:51:50.280 It happens in every industry.

01:51:52.360 It's blackmail because they own you.

01:51:54.480 It probably happens at Kabad.

01:51:56.120 It probably does.

01:51:57.040 It happens at the Vatican.

01:51:57.740 Kabad does that.

01:51:58.720 They rape kids and they film it and they say,

01:52:01.120 I'm going to show the tape.

01:52:02.120 I mean, I'm telling you, all these Babylonian motherfuckers,

01:52:05.560 they got to go.

01:52:06.500 I have to argue to get my word in it.

01:52:08.600 I understand your perspective.

01:52:10.020 And it's true.

01:52:11.900 Fuck Babylon.

01:52:13.200 Have you heard bad bitches?

01:52:14.900 No, but a crazy story is one of my closest friends growing up

01:52:20.180 in Ajax Pickering is his brother-

01:52:23.120 Pickering?

01:52:23.720 Pickering what?

01:52:24.620 I grew up in a place called Ajax.

01:52:26.880 I went to Pickering High School.

01:52:28.660 Ajax?

01:52:29.500 It's where I grew up.

01:52:30.400 And one of my best friends growing up-

01:52:32.500 Ajax Canada.

01:52:33.420 Can you please-

01:52:34.520 Ajax Canada.

01:52:35.420 Please let him finish this up.

01:52:36.520 Well, it's a quick thing.

01:52:38.060 One of my closest friends, like in our little squad of six people,

01:52:40.980 his brother went on to be a rap producer and he made-

01:52:43.920 His name's T-minus.

01:52:45.120 And he made-

01:52:46.540 You know, started from the bottom.

01:52:48.120 I think, like, he made tons of-

01:52:49.780 So Drake's, he was like-

01:52:51.040 He won Grammys and shit.

01:52:52.240 And he was-

01:52:52.960 So it's kind of interesting.

01:52:54.100 One of my closest friends growing up,

01:52:55.220 his brother is Drake's producer on like tons of these songs.

01:52:57.420 Good shit.

01:52:58.180 See, I think Drake is-

01:52:59.060 Not a pedophile.

01:53:00.080 Probably not the producer.

01:53:01.480 I don't think Drake is a pedophile.

01:53:03.220 No, because producers make it for talent.

01:53:05.200 Rappers have to all-

01:53:05.940 He just likes them young like, you know, some of them do.

01:53:08.980 It's not hard to rap.

01:53:10.160 It's not like singing or playing instrument.

01:53:11.460 I think Drake is great.

01:53:13.060 He is, but being a great rapper is like being a great juggler.

01:53:16.000 Drake is funny.

01:53:16.160 It's not that hard.

01:53:17.000 He's cute.

01:53:17.020 He has funny jokes, though.

01:53:18.200 Like, when he says-

01:53:18.920 I want to have sex with Drake.

01:53:20.440 You want to have sex with everybody.

01:53:21.920 I'll just go right now and have sex with Drake.

01:53:23.380 I'm glad you're getting your mojo back,

01:53:24.600 because you said you don't have sexual feelings,

01:53:26.580 but for Drake?

01:53:27.520 No, not really.

01:53:28.960 Drizzy?

01:53:29.720 Not really.

01:53:31.420 But someone should.

01:53:32.840 Back against the curb?

01:53:33.840 That was pretty funny.

01:53:34.780 I mean-

01:53:35.340 He's funny.

01:53:36.080 He's funny.

01:53:37.020 I like him.

01:53:37.960 I know there are rappers that they're not funny.

01:53:40.620 Like Ludacris go-

01:53:41.820 Is it Ludacris?

01:53:42.560 It ain't Ludacris.

01:53:43.500 Who's going after-

01:53:44.620 I don't know anything about-

01:53:45.720 I don't follow rap, because they're all gay.

01:53:47.140 I don't like it.

01:53:47.560 Who's-

01:53:48.100 I don't.

01:53:49.080 I'm sorry.

01:53:49.700 I don't.

01:53:50.060 Who is it?

01:53:51.360 Who is it that's got the beef with Drake?

01:53:55.380 It's not Ludacris.

01:53:55.740 Kendrick Lamar.

01:53:57.000 Oh, he's gay, too.

01:53:57.640 I mean, among others.

01:53:59.440 Kendrick.

01:54:00.000 It's a 20v1, some might say.

01:54:01.560 I looked at Kendrick's-

01:54:02.900 I don't know what that means.

01:54:03.980 It's from the rap.

01:54:04.760 I looked at Kendrick's shit.

01:54:06.640 Brilliant.

01:54:07.960 His shit was brilliant, how he took it to Drake.

01:54:13.080 Brilliant pros.

01:54:14.400 Did you think so?

01:54:15.960 And it kept on coming.

01:54:16.940 I'm all-

01:54:17.220 He's team Drake.

01:54:18.580 He's from Canada.

01:54:18.980 Obviously.

01:54:19.500 He's a nationalist.

01:54:20.320 I thought it was brilliant pros, but I thought it was all for setting up Drake to come back

01:54:28.740 because he is a Jew, and he's like, you know, they don't like the Jews, but Drake is going

01:54:35.160 to come back.

01:54:36.480 Motherfucker.

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01:55:07.040 good of a husband and father i don't know if that's true but how do you know as i can tell

01:55:13.900 on the video you guys know rap feuds are bullshit like marketing some some white jewish girl in a

01:55:18.800 marketing job is like you guys need to fight for three months they do a contract it's like a

01:55:22.360 fucking uh what's his name marriage when you call a guy a pedophile leonardo dicaprio relationship

01:55:27.660 it's a contract well i know more than this than you guys called drake a pedophile he is a pedophile

01:55:33.820 good for kendra pedophile isn't 16 and 15 you think the whole thing's fake i think every rap is 9 10 11

01:55:42.140 and 12 it's 12 and below it's prepubescent and below but it's still from puberty till 18 it's

01:55:49.500 like joe biden with the babies that's a pedophile when joe biden goes up and like bites children

01:55:55.840 have you seen him bite babies he tries to gum the baby's cheeks yeah it's not good he likes the

01:56:03.200 taste and smell the babies have you seen that yeah obviously there's compilations of like 20 of

01:56:08.720 them in a row they've been pulled a lot of a lot of them been pulled off the internet which is the

01:56:11.880 scariest fucking thing remember when he told that one girl he's like i wish i were 13 can't find that

01:56:16.800 anywhere do you think drake's can't repeat it is that what you're kind of proposing what i'm trying

01:56:20.080 to say i'm sure they're all involved what i'm just saying yeah what's your perspective on this

01:56:26.040 whole thing i'm sure you have to ask rap no because because he real recognizes real rap is

01:56:32.840 not i hate it's gonna make people mad it's not really that hard it's like juggling now there's

01:56:38.800 good rappers and bad rappers it's wrestling but hold on it's not it's not singing it's not playing

01:56:43.900 an instrument you're great things yeah no there are good singers that rap i'm just saying rap in

01:56:48.840 itself is a real if people hustle to get in there go oh this is an easy shit i can make a lot of money i

01:56:52.820 don't even have to be talented all married they don't even rap i mean they don't even run a lot

01:56:57.320 of them don't run nice jewish boy so anyway ryan to answer your question if i could get a sentence

01:57:01.840 out is that the rap game is a hustle game there's things you have to do to get in which is be raped

01:57:07.540 on tape pretty much and to get to the top it's a marketing and then the the fucking rapper fights

01:57:14.560 that's all some jewish girl that's like you need to fight with him for three months and that's how you

01:57:18.080 get up there it's it's for people that aren't talented enough to sing the lesbian publicist

01:57:22.560 thank you control hollywood that's what it's about and holly acting is a talent rap is not

01:57:27.760 sacrifice male children's penises they do

01:57:31.300 well all right well that's my you made it less fun but

01:57:36.380 i'm just saying why are we out here for the eye from drake's song came out

01:57:41.260 why is rap a part of music we're all like yo new song came out let's watch this it's like you

01:57:48.100 do you want to watch it let's watch drake let's watch we will but ryan needs to go and we need to

01:57:54.080 promote his page we haven't done it yet please promote your fucking page i'm gonna ask you to

01:57:57.700 but you know what i remember the last time you brought that up is when i said i finished my tour

01:58:01.340 but so i'm not i'm i'm kind of not promoting anything but i do a podcast every friday which

01:58:05.840 is called the boys cast and we do a sketch at the beginning of everything and i do videos at

01:58:10.020 youtube.com slash ryan long comedy and i release like a video every week and uh or sometimes more

01:58:15.100 this one i showed had nine million views i just went to the trump i just did one where i went to

01:58:18.760 the trump uh trial and that was pretty funny i missed the guy who lit himself on fire by one

01:58:22.280 day damn that would have been so good wild that would have been the best interview i want to do

01:58:27.760 a video with you would you have been i want to go like to the guy that sets himself on fire and go

01:58:32.940 just pour gas on him squeeze a gas bottle on his hand well it's funny that guy was like his if you

01:58:43.980 read his thing it wasn't even that aggressive like the original guy was like you know for uh

01:58:48.220 to protest like vietnam or whatever wasn't it and then and then the second guy was like the

01:58:52.660 palestine the third guy was like crypto the next guy is going to be like because arby's is closing

01:58:56.320 earlier like the things that people are lighting some on fire these days doesn't take much it's true

01:59:02.160 i wish more people would do it because i really think it helps

01:59:06.800 it really helps the palestinians that's true do more the babies of the world it's common now there's

01:59:18.860 like three guys in the last month did you see that guy when he started on fire like you wonder what

01:59:25.100 they're thinking they must be on so many fentanyls oh that's an interesting thing do they take a lot

01:59:31.480 of fucking pills before antidepressants right they're on a lot of because he was just sitting

01:59:36.700 here like this he's on fire how would you not be screaming but then at the end his face goes like

01:59:41.680 this oh right at the very end so he's like on fentanyls or something wild because why would you do

01:59:50.240 that i mean it don't make any sense that you'd set yourself on fire i read the latest one and it

01:59:56.280 was seemed kind of like didn't make it seemed like a little bit of like i've seen friends that are

02:00:00.640 like you're starting to fucking really get like uh schizo it kind of felt like that type of stuff

02:00:04.940 no you you're definitely mentally ill if you're lighting yourself on fire there's no cause where

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02:00:12.640 vietnam light himself on fire that was pretty cool i mean the warm ones those are the good old days

02:00:16.620 yeah that was actually after all these cambodian uh that was cool set themselves on fire in

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02:07:03.540 know so it doesn't have to be glamorous in that sense i don't know you know taking the subway to

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02:07:11.360 calling from god i don't think well what's your reason for do for making a fool of yourself for no

02:07:18.040 reason bill burr had a had a i love him he had a good kind of point that i think was like a version

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02:07:50.720 the best at so then i feel like a lot of times i'm like i'm probably the best suited to be doing this

02:07:58.700 so for me i think that's why so i don't think that's a calling from god i think that's a calling

02:08:02.440 from like who i am as a person which i guess you could say is from god but i think that's fate

02:08:07.660 no i think that everyone has to find it you know for you is it fate no i don't i don't think so

02:08:14.500 because i think a lot of people don't find it and a lot of people don't necessarily have one you know

02:08:17.840 it doesn't it doesn't always exist but there are certain people where it's like how many you know

02:08:22.600 some people the talents might be misplaced in the belly though well you got the fire in the belly for

02:08:27.240 saying the truth as you see it though i think so but or and you might be right or maybe i have the fire

02:08:35.860 in the belly for being the best and what i've chosen to be the best at is saying the truth

02:08:40.400 so maybe my fire comes from like a pursuit of greatness and i happen to be pursuing truth

02:08:48.240 as that thing well you can juxtapose like a motherfucker you think i'm like dodging it

02:08:54.220 no i think you're i think you get it no i think you're really deep you juxtapose it like a

02:09:00.180 we think you're really deep so much for being oh yeah you're the best i'm honestly i'm not i'm not

02:09:05.500 kidding i i think that one of the coolest things in being in this industry and stuff is the times

02:09:10.460 that we like hung out it's very cool i want to come to new york and work i'm i'm serious good you

02:09:16.060 should well Dave Chappelle does that he comes for like two weeks and just does like five yeah a lot

02:09:21.080 of people that kind of live somewhere random you know it seems like very often especially if there's

02:09:25.720 someone like you that has like status they come to new york and kind of you know fuck around like

02:09:30.940 and they really you know you can find clubs that'll be like whatever you want however long you want to

02:09:34.360 do i'm sure you've tons of places would do that you know that's what i'm gonna do because i want my

02:09:38.720 new 20 because i have a new i got a new come do that twice a night for two weeks i'm sure you do

02:09:44.460 that in austin too but i want to go to new york yeah go do it go to the cellar go to the stand

02:09:49.960 you should do all of it mom there's a talk about a vegas resident like i'm gonna do 20 minutes a

02:09:55.040 night twice a night i want to go to the microphone i know they got good shit in the bronx too right

02:10:00.220 i don't cross i don't cross 30th street elitist people are telling me to do that but anyway long

02:10:08.620 live comedy oh yeah yeah of course that'd be awesome i think it'd be you'd love that and then

02:10:13.660 you know do it every few months yeah it'd be awesome ryan i want to say thank you so much we've

02:10:18.220 been trying to get you on this fucking show for almost a year i know i'm sorry that i got sick

02:10:22.820 but oh no don't be sorry it's been we've been moving and traveling but feeling better i think

02:10:27.260 you're brilliant and i think you're we love you so much thanks guys no i love hanging out with you

02:10:31.760 guys so appreciate it we'll come back or we'll go to new york or we'll come to you she keeps trying

02:10:36.860 to ditch me will you take my mom new york and i'll stay here with my baby i think she'd have more

02:10:40.560 fun with you than i want to get it that's why just take her you're her handler i am but could you be

02:10:46.340 her handler i need a break he's my elder abuser i want to get an airbnb in new york you should go

02:10:52.400 no the cellar was cool as shit i'd go see plays and such you know we were just there well you know

02:10:58.620 no we'll go dude i keep trying to fucking tell you this you can do whatever the fuck you want you

02:11:03.360 have the means you have the time you can do whatever you want you just have to get you have

02:11:07.800 to put the q videos down off your laptop and go outside that's all you have to do is get off the

02:11:12.800 q videos and go outside just when they're happening drip drip all right uh close this up he's he does

02:11:20.740 have to go no i'm i'm in a big area but yeah that's fine love you love you love you tell hannah

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - May 17, 2024

We finally got Ryan Long!!!! ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #048

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