The Roseanne Barr Podcast - May 10, 2024


Keep my name out yo M*therf*cking mouth! | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #047


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 37 minutes

Words per Minute

181.1828

Word Count

17,628

Sentence Count

2,140

Misogynist Sentences

68

Hate Speech Sentences

148


Summary

Roseanne Roseanne Barr is back and better than ever. She's back and she's got a new album out and it's a R&B classic. She talks about her new album and how she feels about the new album. She also explains why she thinks Beyonc should have been the one to make the album, not Lady Gaga. Roseanne also gives her thoughts on the new music video for her new song, I Think I Love You. and she gives her take on the controversy surrounding the new Beyonce album, Thank You for listening to this episode of the Roseanne Show! Roseanne is a standup comedian, standup comic, radio host, podcaster, writer, and podcaster. She has been married to her long-term husband, John Rocha, since 2004 and they have two daughters together. She is an accomplished actress, comedian, wife, and mother of two beautiful children. She was born in Los Angeles, California and raised in Long Beach, California. She graduated from the University of Southern California with a Bachelor s degree in Sociology and a minor in English Literature and a Master s degree from the Berklee College of Music and Honors. She was a member of the Alpha Omega Alpha Alpha Alpha Omega Omega Alpha Honor Society, a National Honor Society and a National Honors College Honor Society at Harvard University, and she is a wife, mother of one of three beautiful boys and a daughter of Haitian immigrants. and an accomplished singer, she is also an accomplished artist, songwriter, dancer, and actress. . She is a proud of her children, singer, and singer, actress, and philanthropist, and her husband, and business woman, she has a daughter, and is a good friend of many fine people, she also has a son, she's a friend to many beautiful people, and a devoted daughter, she loves to sing and a beautiful woman and a wonderful human being, she even has a beautiful dog. ...and she's also a dog...and she also happens to be a dog! And she's funny and she loves a good time and she does it all, too! ... and she says it all with her husband is a lot of good vibes and she doesn't need to know that she's here because she's not here for it, she s here to tell it like that? Thank you for tuning in! - Thank you so much for listening.


Transcript

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00:01:21.300 Good evening, humans. Greetings, earthlings and every other type of life form,
00:01:30.920 including animals who are completely attracted to my voice because it's so melodious
00:01:37.260 and conveys an intelligence not of this planet. Only animals can hear it like dogs.
00:01:43.480 It's a dog whistle to intelligent life forms. Hence, non-human life forms because humans are not
00:01:52.680 intelligent at all except for those who subscribe to this channel and retweet it.
00:01:58.900 And there ain't a lot of you motherfuckers, but welcome to Roseanne Barr Podcast.
00:02:02.480 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.
00:02:08.860 Supposedly, I got almost 500,000, which is a crying fucking shame that YouTube is holding my subscribers down to 500.
00:02:17.100 Are you shitting me? I had 28 million viewers on ABC and I got 500, not even 500,000 subscribers on the YouTubes.
00:02:26.420 What kind of bullshit is that? They're not even letting people know that I'm out here or that I'm saying nothing
00:02:33.060 or that I'm with my oldest baby son and I have something to say and that I am indeed the woman who changed television
00:02:42.740 and the United States and probably the fucking world.
00:02:46.060 And they, you know, come over here and kiss my rosy red ass.
00:02:51.260 I like that attitude. I, YouTube, I don't know if they're fucking with the amount of subscribers, they're fucking with your views
00:02:57.900 because half a million subscribers is, is not bad. You haven't been consistent with YouTube. That is a big problem.
00:03:03.620 No, it's my fault. I've only done 40 something eight, right? YouTube.
00:03:08.240 I've only done 48 interviews and I, I committed to being consistent, which I hate consistency
00:03:14.940 because I, um, I'm not a corporate thinker. I'm an artiste and I'm not like these bitches that put it out
00:03:23.700 when, you know, like I'm not going to come out with an album every fucking year. I live a human life,
00:03:29.800 you know, and I work when I want to work when I have something to say, right? I'm not a corporatized
00:03:36.340 fucking drone like these bitches. I'm not even going to say any of their names because
00:03:40.580 their stands come for me all the time. Like when I went after Beyonce and they all come after me
00:03:46.780 simply because I was defending my friend, Etta James singing at last, they should have asked Etta
00:03:53.640 James, not Beyonce. That's what I was mad at. Obama. One of the reasons for it, because that was a cry
00:03:59.860 in shame against women's rights and artiste rights, because that woman gave the world that song at last.
00:04:08.260 She was my friend. Wait, she was alive when they gave it to Beyonce? Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I'm with you.
00:04:13.340 Right. That's like, now they're trying to come out with this fucking movie I see here when we was in LA
00:04:18.380 and I seen it on, uh, Sunset Boulevards where they're trying to come out with imitating on Amy Winehouse,
00:04:25.980 who I felt was my child. She was my daughter from another womb and what have you. Her dad,
00:04:34.760 I'll slap the fuck out of both her mom and dad. If I ever go to a synagogue and they're in
00:04:40.820 attendance because they did not do her right. Amy Winehouse. Now they're going to rip her off
00:04:47.380 with somebody playing her. Hold on. I don't like when they do these biopics. It ain't right.
00:04:52.960 I was going to say, it's about, well, you can have Amy Winehouse play herself. I mean,
00:04:56.200 you, it's a biopic. It's a story of a person. That's like saying you can't do a movie about
00:04:59.320 any historical person by having an actor play. I mean, that's the entire point. What do you,
00:05:05.100 I mean, what is your alternative to? Well, that's why they kill the actors so they can control their
00:05:10.560 music catalog. And then they put out a fucking movie with some dipshit that looks like a mouth in
00:05:16.940 their shit. And then they actually capture the intellectual property of that. Oh, so you're
00:05:22.180 saying biopics are like this whole, what's the word? Conspiracy to take the art from the,
00:05:28.880 cause she's dead. Yeah. They're stealing her intellectual property and making everybody
00:05:33.960 think she's Val Kilmer or whoever they're using in Hollywood to portray like they're doing Biden
00:05:41.040 with Jim Carrey in a mask. You're crossing here. We have, this is perfect, uh, segue into it.
00:05:47.860 They're stealing an artist's intellectual property by doing a movie with some dipshit
00:05:52.960 impersonating them who ain't the artist. But that's a biopic. And they're like, they,
00:05:57.880 that's how you, that's how you do a biopic. If you're going to do a story on Alexander the Great,
00:06:01.680 you're not. Well, she didn't give her fucking okay for a biopic of some dipshit Hollywood clone,
00:06:07.620 corporatist whore. I mean, I'm with you. To do an impression of her when she was anything but any
00:06:13.320 of that. She didn't give her consent for that. Great movies. I mean, her dad probably did cause
00:06:18.820 he'll sell her corks. I don't like him. He's probably making money off it. But he does sing
00:06:23.520 well. What about, uh, like Mommy Dearest? Like you would have taken away Faye Dunaway's awesome
00:06:29.160 performance of, of Joan, whatever her name was, if you didn't do a biopic on, what's her name?
00:06:34.900 Mommy Dearest. Yeah. Faye Dunaway. Yeah. Faye Dunaway. Sorry. Play Joan Crawford. Christine,
00:06:41.060 uh, Christine Crawford. Yeah. But by your logic, you would never have had Faye Dunaway
00:06:44.540 play Joan Crawford because she didn't give her consent. No, because Joan, I mean, are you kidding
00:06:49.780 me? Faye Dunaway was a genius. That's what I'm saying. And you would never know that. But she's
00:06:54.700 not singing. I'm talking about. But she's beating the kid. I mean, is that any better than singing?
00:06:59.920 Like portraying how she was abusive at home is more respectful to the others? Well, they're all
00:07:03.460 like that with their kids. Like all these white women adopting these black men child and turn them
00:07:10.940 into girls. Yeah. What the hell's with that? That's a good, see, this is. You know, they're beating
00:07:16.280 them and trying to go, you know, the best way of being a black man is to wear the dress. Ask Cat
00:07:21.800 Williams. They're getting the children, putting them in a dress. Yeah. Black children. Black male children.
00:07:26.920 White children do. All children. It's happening to all children. Not just black children. It's
00:07:30.500 happening to all children. But I'm talking about Hollywood. All these white women is adopting
00:07:34.380 black male children. Turn them into the dress. Yes. Because they're trying to make it okay.
00:07:40.400 They're trying to send that message. Cut off your boy's cocks. Right. Because it's all by
00:07:45.360 the 350 pound lesbian caucus. I should say. Can I say something? Something about the removal
00:07:55.800 caucus. Yeah. The removal cock. Caucus. You. This is such a good segue for me.
00:08:02.660 It sounds fucking bullshit every minute of it. People have been following this mother
00:08:07.060 son podcast for a while now. And I think people are starting to see that you continually will
00:08:12.300 say. Because we've done enough of these now. You'll start working material. And you'll say
00:08:18.300 sometimes you've told the same joke or story on this podcast like 10 times. I know, but
00:08:22.340 they never get it, do they? No, they do. And people that watch it weekly. Our audience
00:08:26.020 might be starting to get it. I think you don't remember where you try a joke out. And I think
00:08:30.820 it's fascinating for people that watch this podcast to go, Roseanne's doing that. That's
00:08:34.300 how you work a bit. And I think you're giving people behind the scenes. No, I'm writing my
00:08:37.480 jokes. Yeah. But people watching this go, she said the same thing last week and the week
00:08:41.600 before. But that's how you work a bit. Yeah. I think it's cool. So you're getting
00:08:45.420 you're getting behind the scenes. I'm showing how you write a joke. And the other thing
00:08:49.600 that's important. Because that's all I live for is writing a joke. It's my. That's what
00:08:53.520 you do. That's my multiple personality disorder is all just about writing a fucking joke.
00:08:57.880 That's what I want to talk about. Your multiple personality disorder. That's where I got
00:08:59.540 all the streams into one. My friend Alan said it. Let me help untangle this. Alan, we need
00:09:04.680 to bring Alan. When are you going to bring Alan? Because he saw me through my whole multiple
00:09:08.480 personality breakdown. He said, honey, just get all your parts on the same bus. And that
00:09:14.980 really changed and helped me a lot. Yeah. Can you do that for this podcast right now?
00:09:18.920 Because you keep all over the place. No. Listen. Because I have a lot to say and a lot
00:09:22.900 of different voices and views. This is something we've never. I'm not just a singleton like these
00:09:27.640 dumb fucks. I'm not just a singleton. Right. I got a lot of shit going on. I want to set
00:09:32.880 you up and then see the floor to you. Like you're always like, I just want you to, I'm
00:09:36.820 going to set you up and then you can go. This show is something we've wanted to talk about
00:09:40.200 for some time. You do have, and you have dealt with multiple personality disorder. It's a
00:09:45.540 real thing, although it's called something different now. I call it multiple personality
00:09:49.780 order. Order. Okay. So this is a real thing you've been diagnosed with, dealt with for
00:09:55.220 years. You've been in therapy. And was integrated from and cured of. Right. But I, the reason
00:10:03.140 I'm bringing this up is because this podcast, you and I were talking about this last week
00:10:06.540 off air, that this is the first ever multiple personality hosted podcast. And even if you
00:10:14.080 say you're integrated, you still, you still kind of jump around a little bit. You kind
00:10:17.600 of switch a little bit. It's, it's, you can live with it, but I notice it. So before you
00:10:22.440 say anything, just listen. Well, all that is true. I do switch around. So I got a lot of
00:10:27.020 things inside, a lot of parts. Let's explain this. However, the difference is now I don't
00:10:32.940 go out and buy 16 different dinette sets as I used to. Right. You are, you are surviving
00:10:38.980 better. You are living better. I only do one thing. Right. And I try to only, I try to only
00:10:44.960 act. Right. One way. Like with my money. Right. I try to keep track of myself. Like I don't
00:10:55.740 go home and have 15 closets like I did when I was rich. Yeah. Some boy clothes, some women
00:11:04.860 clothes, some glamorous costumes. Yeah. I don't do that anymore. No. But this podcast
00:11:12.720 week to week, every week. I just buy on Amazon. Yeah, I know. And that's, that's a whole other
00:11:17.840 problem that we have to get through. But the Japanese understand it. They've got the best
00:11:21.920 videos on women who hate their husbands. And as soon as their husbands leave, they go
00:11:27.320 shop on Amazon and buy gadgets. I love that. So for people that watch this podcast, they
00:11:33.040 think, because I've seen the comments and I talk to people, you, you are almost different
00:11:37.780 every week. Sometimes you're like, you're in your Oprah interviewing. Sometimes you're
00:11:41.520 wild. Sometimes you're drunk. Sometimes you're high. And I think it's really fascinating because
00:11:45.980 a lot of times people go from the week to week, like this is different. I like this one
00:11:48.820 more. And I just think, that's all I'm trying to say. This is the first ever podcast hosted
00:11:52.940 by someone who's clinically been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. And I
00:11:57.100 happen to find that fascinating because you never know what you're going to get week to
00:12:00.220 week on the Roseanne Barr podcast. You might get, you know, talk show host Roseanne who's
00:12:05.700 completely clear and knows the right questions. And then the next week you're talking about
00:12:09.380 jag executions. Well, that's media savvy, Roseanne. See, that's a personality. They all have a,
00:12:14.220 tell people, they all have a, uh, you know, they all got a, uh, a different point of view
00:12:21.620 is basically, cause I'm always trying on different outfits for how to reach people because I try
00:12:28.080 to reach a lot of people. Um, I try to reach different groups of people at different times
00:12:35.420 to create a big tent of people who actually question power. So you're talking in code when
00:12:43.060 I'm really, really integrated. Yes, I do talk in code. All of my tweets, including the one I
00:12:50.240 aspired for. Yeah. This is fast. We're encoded. Can you talk about this? Cause you always think
00:12:54.720 everyone knows what's going on in your head. No one has any fucking idea. I don't, this is the
00:12:58.380 stuff you should talk about. This is interesting. You don't think it's interesting, but I always
00:13:01.440 wonder if anyone gets it. Well, I'm trying to help every so often I will meet someone who does get
00:13:07.300 it like Michael Malice. They're also crazy. That's how you, but he gets it because he's an
00:13:12.680 anarchist. He's an anarchist. And I think he's, yeah, I think he gets the absurdity of all. He
00:13:19.240 gets how everything is just nothing but a mind control program of absurdist bullshit to control
00:13:27.240 people by making them hate a, a targeted group at any given time. Yeah. I think a lot of people
00:13:34.860 that listen to the show feel that way. I think that's our audience. I think that's the people
00:13:38.360 we've been finding. That's what we're trying to find thinkers that aren't addicted to bullshit.
00:13:44.000 We, that's our audiences. I think they're the smartest audience. I would put them up with
00:13:47.660 anyone. Although sometimes I get a tweet where I think the person's a fucking, but for the most
00:13:52.220 part, I think that the smartest audience ever. And I think a lot of that is cause they're just
00:13:57.560 like us. They do think they do question and it's not even party affiliated. It's just like,
00:14:03.500 this doesn't smell right. And then when we talk or you talk, they're like, that is exactly how I
00:14:08.440 feel. And that's really a big gift to give people, especially a time where everyone's crazy to tune
00:14:13.920 into a show and go, Oh, and they think just like me, that's a really validating experience. So I'm
00:14:19.660 just, I'm proud of you. That's all I'm trying to say. I think you're doing a great job.
00:14:22.740 The use of the word crazy is absurd because what does crazy mean? Exactly. You got to really,
00:14:30.240 really decide what does crazy mean. Does that mean a functional psychopath? Well, actually
00:14:37.000 it does. And what is that? Well, that is a person in power, right? That's a person who
00:14:44.820 thinks, um, yeah, we gotta, we gotta kill 600 million people by two years from now. Yeah.
00:14:51.880 They're always like, it's not personal. It's business. Crazy. Yeah. It's, it's sociopathic,
00:14:56.520 but in the other world that's selling us the bullshit, they want to cram down our throats.
00:15:03.480 They're trying to tell us that sanity. Right. And we're crazy. They're gaslighting us. We're
00:15:11.380 crazy for thinking that's fucked up as shit. Right. And who does? We're crazy for thinking.
00:15:18.000 We're crazy for seeing that it's satanic. That's what it really is. Yeah. I think that
00:15:31.400 is what it is. It is what it is. And if we see the satanic, we are, um, not good. No. And I would say
00:15:45.060 the answer to your question when it's crazy. I think crazy is seeing the satanic and thinking
00:15:48.480 it's totally fine. Totally normal. Go along with it. Like this regime. Yeah. It makes sense.
00:15:53.620 No, that's not crazy. That's. That's the, the satanic is crazy. But going along with crazy
00:15:59.040 is crazy. But going along with it is being a colluder. Right. And that's what the mind control
00:16:05.260 of the satan makes you into is a colluder and an operative and an apologist for crazy.
00:16:17.580 Okay. And they are always the professor class, the professorial class. This is how things work
00:16:26.500 and why we left Egypt. This is very biblical. We mean, yeah, the biblical. Why did the 12 tribes
00:16:35.120 of Israel leave Egypt? I assume because they didn't want to be enslaved by Pharaoh. At least
00:16:40.900 that's how the story goes, right? Mm-hmm. So they were enslaved by the pharaonic regime and
00:16:46.280 then they wanted out. I mean, it's the story's oldest story. Feudalism. Right. A, a society based
00:16:54.140 on slave, a slave class. And since, and there's, you're going to, I'm pretty sure you're going
00:17:01.200 to say there's parallels to that today. It's totally today. In America. All over the world
00:17:06.700 and America's fallen for it. America was the one that broke away from it. Right. Broke
00:17:13.140 away from the slave, the slave. Yeah, we ended it. From feudalism. Yeah. That's the, that's
00:17:19.840 the model of America. That's what it is. That's why it happened. That was the, that was the
00:17:24.060 experiment. That's why the feudalists, the pharaonics, the bluebloods. Yeah. They, who
00:17:32.540 own every penny on earth. And that's in every. And none of them are Jews. And that's in every
00:17:36.860 country, right? Like there's. Yeah, it's worldwide. The royal class of Iran. There's a royal class
00:17:41.600 of Russia. Yeah, the kings and queens. Right. Yeah. And they don't like the American experiment
00:17:46.840 because that's about liberty and individualism. And. It's about freedom from royals. Right.
00:17:53.280 So, yeah. That's why we had an American revolution. Yes. Unlike Canada. Right. Or even Mexico.
00:18:01.640 Yeah. Which really has a lot of. They still bow to the king of Spain. Oh. Everybody still
00:18:14.560 bows to a king except Americans. Right. And that's why they hate it. And. Yeah. Because
00:18:22.000 this is the, this is the royals return. Okay. That's what all this shit is about. Okay.
00:18:29.620 The British Empire wants a return. Right. It wants to, it wants a return to the Middle East
00:18:37.440 to take over oil production because the British Empire ain't nothing but oil production. And
00:18:44.200 it wants to return to the Middle East in order to do that, to own oil and pipelines. And it
00:18:51.440 wants to do that in Russia. That's all the British Empire is about. Well, that's all any empire
00:18:57.180 it's about. Yeah. But the British Empire was just starting
00:19:01.000 to go down, you know. Yeah. No, it did. Yeah. It did. But it wants
00:19:05.120 to come back and it's working real hard on a comeback. And it's got a lot of
00:19:09.160 MI6 has a lot of people
00:19:12.320 helping it come back. Can I ask you a question? Namely the CIA
00:19:17.360 and it, and the, as I call it, Chrislam. Right. Chrislamic Jihad. Yeah. We always talk
00:19:26.740 this week about like this subversive master plan. We've like, who are they? We asked
00:19:31.420 Mel K. We asked Posobiec. We've done it. And it seems like, I don't want to say our answer
00:19:36.460 changes every week. I think we just keep getting deeper, deeper into it. But right now, you're
00:19:42.380 now saying that it's the royal class in each nation, like this overall, is that, that's
00:19:49.000 above the Swiss banks and the Illuminati? Well, the royals own the Swiss banks. So the
00:19:54.160 royals, this is the top. Of Basel. Okay. The royals own Switzerland. So now you're saying
00:19:58.720 it's the royals. That's their, Switzerland is their quote unquote neutral territory, which
00:20:04.140 means they can launder their money there. Yeah. It's not neutral. It's never been neutral.
00:20:09.600 No, it's the place where all wars are decided by the Bank of International Settlements. They're
00:20:15.520 the ones who decide what wars will be engaged in. And the queen of England is, or the king,
00:20:22.380 whoever is in power, they're the ones who decide each war and how it will be funded. Right.
00:20:29.340 And what they do is through their subsidiary client states of which they made the United States
00:20:36.800 one in 18, whatever it was when they put in the Federal Reserve after the Civil War. Right.
00:20:45.540 They took us back. Britain, Great Britain took us back. And we have not been independent for
00:20:55.440 a long time. But a lot of things happened. A lot of things happened. They wanted to implode
00:21:06.300 our currency. They have done that. Yeah. Yeah. They're successful. But they didn't count on
00:21:13.380 Trump. Right. They didn't count on a guy who really understands currency. That's why they
00:21:20.820 hate him. Yeah. Who understands money. And he destroyed the central bank. He is the one who
00:21:35.140 will take down the Bank of International Settlements. And it's going down. It's probably already crashed,
00:21:41.200 but it isn't evident to people. But that will institute a whole new system, not the banker
00:21:49.100 system, but a system that was supposed to happen just before 9-1-1.
00:21:55.220 All right. Let's back up for a second because this is really, I have to keep you on track.
00:21:59.080 I like what you're saying. Let's blow people's minds for a second. The International Bank,
00:22:05.680 the Bank of International Settlements, whatever we call it, is in Switzerland, right?
00:22:09.340 Basel, Switzerland. Okay. This is true. This is verifiable. You research it yourself.
00:22:13.060 Yeah. It's the bank that... But hold on. This is the bank of banks, right?
00:22:17.080 The central bank of central banks. It is the top bank. Okay. Now...
00:22:21.480 It's the one the royals own. We have to drop knowledge on people. And then Switzerland has
00:22:26.760 always been agreed upon as a neutral kind of... It doesn't get involved in wars. And we're all
00:22:30.720 like, oh yeah, they're just neutral. Like we think they get some pass. We never really look
00:22:34.440 into it as well. Because it's in the Alps. It's protected.
00:22:37.540 Well, a lot of people just go, oh, for whatever reason, they just get to avoid world war.
00:22:41.520 They're neutral. Like we all just take that. We just hear that they're neutral. No one's
00:22:44.460 ever questioned. But now put the two together. So they say they're neutral. And we're like,
00:22:48.760 okay, this is neutral. Well, everybody would like to be neutral in a war. Nobody wants to
00:22:52.580 join a world war. They do, right? Why is Switzerland always neutral? Well, now when you look at it
00:22:57.820 and you look at the bank of the bank of the banks of the banks that actually fund wars of
00:23:01.560 all sides, put two and two together. That's why they're neutral. Everybody understands. We don't go in
00:23:06.640 there because that's where all our money is. That's the coffers. So that's why.
00:23:10.580 That's where the world's money is. All the royals' money is there.
00:23:13.500 Right. So this is, then this is really, you can research this.
00:23:16.500 Including the Arabs' royal money. Like the king of Jordan.
00:23:20.300 All the money's there.
00:23:21.460 Yeah. All the Middle Eastern kings and queens.
00:23:24.980 Everybody. Jew, Christian, Chris Lam, it's all in there, right?
00:23:27.920 Yeah. The 13 tribes that have all the money in the world.
00:23:31.900 Okay. So.
00:23:32.960 13 families.
00:23:33.740 Okay. So that's, that's the pinpoint. And this is all true. We tell people, go research
00:23:37.780 on your own. Don't listen to us. But I like to always point out when things that people
00:23:42.720 just sort of take, when they hear something and we all agree on it, that's the time you
00:23:46.320 should question. We just go, oh, you know, for instance, Switzerland's always neutral.
00:23:49.780 Why? Why does nobody ever ask why? We, what we're saying today, I bet nobody's ever heard
00:23:55.700 or a very few small percentage of people have heard it. But that's pretty crazy. When you
00:23:59.500 start talking about banks being set somewhere that every country at war, major world wars
00:24:05.100 all have an agreement. They don't go near there. That's pretty profound and telling. And that's
00:24:09.940 something we just got to put out there. That's it. We don't have to say much more, but just
00:24:14.440 think about it.
00:24:15.000 And how, why are they protected and how do they protect themselves?
00:24:20.900 And you know, they're protected because they're neutral and we don't question it. So there,
00:24:24.080 you know, there's your answer. Of course, they're protected.
00:24:25.700 And how, how do they ensure that? They throw their servant class to the dogs in the street
00:24:34.600 when they're threatened. And that's the Jews. They throw their servant class of bankers
00:24:42.320 to the hungry dogs in the street. And I'm not talking about the Rothschilds because they have
00:24:51.340 interbred with pharaohs and kings.
00:24:53.920 And they were German. They weren't even Jews, the Rothschilds. No one ever talked about that
00:24:57.560 either.
00:24:59.240 It's questionable.
00:25:01.140 Oh, all right.
00:25:02.240 There's a lot to it.
00:25:04.080 And who cares if they're Jews? My point is that...
00:25:06.920 They're goat worshippers.
00:25:08.440 Okay.
00:25:08.720 That's one thing.
00:25:09.260 Well, that's not a Jew.
00:25:09.920 They're Babylonians.
00:25:11.020 That's not a Jew.
00:25:11.540 The Bible is full of the story of Jews who are called Arab Raab, who are Jews who are
00:25:21.240 goat worshippers.
00:25:22.020 Keep your mouth in front of that part.
00:25:23.240 Jews that worship the goat.
00:25:24.760 You can move it if you want to slink into the cat.
00:25:26.600 They're different from my kind and your kind.
00:25:29.600 Right.
00:25:30.020 And it is a civil war for 6,000 years. And nobody talks about that neither. But that's where
00:25:35.840 we're at right now, where these Jews who... These Jewish students on campus were communists
00:25:42.280 and pro-Palestinian who know nothing of history.
00:25:45.940 Right.
00:25:46.140 Because no communists know anything of history. Because all they do is rewrite history.
00:25:50.300 Well, if you knew history, you wouldn't be a communist.
00:25:52.800 Absolutely.
00:25:53.200 They've killed more than Hitler by about 10 times.
00:25:56.760 Not just kill. Who cares about their KD ratio? It also never works. It's historically failed
00:26:01.960 everywhere.
00:26:03.020 Well, they're sadists. They're self-entitled privileged sadists. It's what they really are.
00:26:09.020 And that is why they love that book about the Marquis de Sade. It's all their hero, including
00:26:17.080 Marx.
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00:30:37.880 all this shit is really, really deep. I have a theory for you. What? I don't think communism's
00:30:43.640 failed. What do you think about that? I think it's done exactly what it's always intended to do.
00:30:49.400 I agree with you. Which is destroy anything that works. They destroy mostly, they're almost
00:30:54.760 approaching it, but their original thing, and Mark said it because
00:30:59.480 Marx was a fucking capitalist. And the original feminist movement of which I was interested and
00:31:10.200 part of was originally a gender analysis of Marxism saying what bullshit it was. And it was the French
00:31:20.440 feminists who did it going, he's not even factoring in women's unpaid labor because he doesn't even
00:31:27.240 count women as human beings. Right. That's what a capitalist elitist pig Marx is. Right.
00:31:34.920 And they have erased that. Right. But it shows up in what they're doing right now with trying to erase
00:31:41.320 women and cancel women's rights or any program that helps girls. Well, anything that helps the individual
00:31:48.040 too. Anything that helps give a person power over their own decisions and the ability to survive on
00:31:53.720 their own without a big government doing things for them. Once people get strong and can take care of
00:31:59.720 themselves, that's when communism starts to seep in and they go, hey, they're getting too much. He's taking too much from you.
00:32:05.240 Because they go, fuck, he's actually, he's surviving. He's succeeding. He's, he's a powerful person. He's going to take our
00:32:12.040 shit down. So then they drop in some communists. They, they piss off some stupid college kids. Those kids are
00:32:16.440 fucking so dumb. They're impressionable. And they're like, he's taking your shit. Go push this thing that we know is going to
00:32:21.240 destroy everything and go do it. And they do. It's like a tumor. It's like an intentional tumor.
00:32:25.560 And it fucks up every empire. It fucks up every, anytime there's progress, commies come in and ruin it.
00:32:31.080 That's my theory. I don't think they, I think the commie kids think that it's real. They think
00:32:36.120 communism is real. Like, hey, we're all going to own the means of production. We're all going to live in a
00:32:39.720 big utopia. The people that are pushing it know it's going to fail. And they know kids are dumb. So
00:32:46.040 they're just like, yeah, here, go, go save world communism. You're a hero. You're taking care of the little
00:32:50.760 guy. Run along and then they just go fuck everything up. Rich people sit back. No one
00:32:55.560 looks at Switzerland. It's a movement of privilege. Well, yeah, that's the real thing about it. It's
00:33:02.920 run by privilege. Um, everybody who is part of it is getting paid. Yes. Nobody's have no revolution
00:33:11.560 free. Well, no, it's not rich. It wouldn't be having no revolution. If you wasn't getting paid,
00:33:16.840 if you, if you wasn't getting paid to riot and burn shit down, you wouldn't be doing it.
00:33:21.640 And that's what really pisses me off is that saying they're telling these young youngsters
00:33:27.320 and students, here's a job, but you got to destroy your parents and your, and your community to get
00:33:34.840 paid. Hey, they could give them a real job with benefits, man. They could fucking do that to Nancy
00:33:40.880 Pelosi. You self-entitled old whore. But then most kids would have to work. You drunk ass
00:33:45.520 bitch. I hate her. I've been saying that for 20 years. I used to hang out with her as I told you.
00:33:52.820 You did this bit before we met. It's the perfect example. Huh? You did this bit on the podcast.
00:33:56.900 We, I drink too much just like she does, but we used to hang out a lot, but then she would go
00:34:03.260 overboard. I go overboard too. Yeah. But I don't start blowing the guys in the street if they,
00:34:10.880 say they'll vote for me. Right. Allegedly. What I'm saying is no rich kid. No, I mean no poor
00:34:19.340 kid's actually going to push for communism because poor kids want to work. You know, they don't want
00:34:24.020 to be poor. They want a job. They have the desire to improve, but the privileged class. They don't
00:34:28.200 want to work. The privileged class has no desire to improve. No, they're rich. They're $70,000 a year
00:34:33.860 in college. They have the desire to not rock the boat because they're privileged. They don't want to
00:34:39.980 work. They just want to keep shit. What was this shit about Fanny's got a hot grip? Hold on. See,
00:34:44.540 this is where you just, this is the problem. Your bouncing stick stick. Bonnie Willis. We're
00:34:48.600 talking about the roots of, this is good. Stick with me. We'll talk about it. She's a fucking
00:34:51.480 communist. Let's talk about her gorilla pussy later. That's what it was. The gorilla grip pussy.
00:34:55.920 That's what someone, she was in someone's phone as gorilla grip pussy girl or something. It was
00:35:00.300 hilarious. But stay on the other topic. Oh my God. People make me so sick. Please stay on topic for once in
00:35:04.760 your life. It's all one topic. No, communism. There's only one everything. The communist kids
00:35:10.040 at Columbia or wherever are privileged. Privileged fucking brats. Because they don't want to work,
00:35:15.380 so they get paid now. Well, they don't have to work. Right. Because their Jewish dad married a
00:35:22.220 boy. Right. And all they do is the mom tells them that Jews are bad. Right. And the dad lets her do it
00:35:30.780 because he's nothing but a pussy. He's a fucking weak ass,
00:35:35.040 libtard pussy that's letting this Jew hating bitch turn his kids against his own people.
00:35:42.120 Yeah. That's the problem. He's a cuck. Yeah. You're not a Jew if a Jewish woman isn't the head
00:35:47.480 of your household. If your dad is a Jew and he married a non-Jew, I'm sorry, but you're not a Jew.
00:35:54.400 You're a goddamn on the other side and shut your fucking mouth. Don't you go out there and say,
00:35:59.700 as a Jew, I blah, blah, blah. No, you're not a Jew. You are the product of a non-Jewish mother and
00:36:06.680 you are not a Jew. Your dad's a cuck and shut your motherfucking mouth. That's my opinion.
00:36:12.860 Are you talking about anyone specifically or? Well, all these pro-Palestine on campus motherfuckers
00:36:18.460 is nothing but the son of a, of a Gentile wife of a, of a Jewish cuck. I know it. It's the,
00:36:27.180 and their second wife's on top of it. That's an interesting theory. Because as soon as their
00:36:31.380 Jewish wife propelled them to any kind of success, which they couldn't reach on their own being
00:36:36.620 Jewish males who are weak idiots, especially if they're liberals, weak fucking impotent idiots
00:36:43.320 whose Jewish wife kicked their ass into shape. And as soon as they get some money, they leave
00:36:48.040 their Jewish wife and go get with a Gentile woman, have a whole new bunch of children who
00:36:53.000 hate the Jews and who can blame them. I hate the Jews when I even meet those people and
00:37:00.240 their children are despicable. Yeah. You're onto it. They make me an anti-Semite. Their
00:37:05.120 children go in the Palestinians once a week for the Nazis, you little motherfucker, you
00:37:12.500 goddamn privileged sons of a bitch. Yeah, it is. So the communist move that's paid for by
00:37:19.180 Switzerland. That's how they do. They fuck up your mind. That's what they're doing. They
00:37:22.500 fuck up your kid's mind. Yeah. Why? Because they want to fuck your kids. That's all they're
00:37:27.480 about. They're sexual libertines. That's why they love the Marquis de Sade. Because they
00:37:33.520 like to force sexual power on helpless people. That's a real, that's what Marxism really is.
00:37:39.780 They want to, they're pedophiles. They're fucking sadists and pedophiles. They are, they enjoy
00:37:47.680 murder. They enjoy all that shit. They enjoy adrenochrome and all that fucking black arts
00:37:54.920 bullshit. They do. They're Satanists. I'm sorry, but Marxism, nothing but Satanism to steal from
00:38:03.020 people who work hard and punish people who believe in God. You can suck my cock.
00:38:10.740 I mean, that's, that's the truth. No, I know. I know. And that was from all of my personalities
00:38:16.800 who all have a little piece of the puzzle, but put it together in therapy. That's what
00:38:22.600 happens on the Roseanne Barr podcast. You work it out and then it just comes like the streams
00:38:26.720 of the Ghostbusters. You cross it into one power stream. That was awesome. And that's dead
00:38:30.820 on. I think you're dead on. And it is God. In the end, it is God going, you have to resist.
00:38:37.640 You have to resist bullshit and come to intelligence if you want to survive. Yeah.
00:38:44.660 Maybe you don't. Well, then you won't. If you don't want to survive, well, then you won't.
00:38:50.420 That's what it, that's what it comes down to. And if you want to be a dumb ass and stay a
00:38:55.680 sheep, okay, do it. Have you noticed a lot of these college kid protesters that they're
00:39:00.440 all in the same tent? Have you seen that? Like they all have the same colored tent, which
00:39:06.940 if you're a young college kid and you're high and you're like, oh, we're going to do a thing.
00:39:10.980 You go to big five and there's only one or two tents at fucking big five that you do. They're
00:39:15.200 not going to look the same. The fact that they all look the same, right? Is clear.
00:39:19.260 Well, because Soros gave it to them.
00:39:20.520 That's what I'm saying. Clear evidence that this is a funded movement. This is organized and funded.
00:39:25.860 It's that son of Soros.
00:39:26.520 I mean, Soros is definitely, who's a Jew. This is why people hate Jews. That's why I keep,
00:39:30.500 I keep trying to tell you.
00:39:31.440 No, he's not a Jew. I'm not going to call him a Jew.
00:39:33.020 I'm not going to call him a Jew. He is.
00:39:34.080 No, he's not.
00:39:34.980 I mean, he's not a real Jew, but he's.
00:39:36.940 I'm kicking the motherfuckers out.
00:39:38.880 I agree. He should not be in our club.
00:39:40.440 He's the other kind.
00:39:41.640 He's the bad kind.
00:39:42.260 He's the one that's trying to get all the Jews killed.
00:39:44.820 Right.
00:39:45.140 And when they are killed, he won't be there.
00:39:47.360 No.
00:39:47.940 He's not going to be in Auschwitz with the rest of us that he's, you know, trading on our lives.
00:39:52.820 Oh no, he's already built.
00:39:53.560 For his shit.
00:39:54.200 He's already built an Auschwitz.
00:39:54.920 He'll be on Mars in that fucking big old dome.
00:39:57.860 Right.
00:39:58.260 Or under the earth. But you know what? The real truth is.
00:40:04.820 Why is he doing this?
00:40:05.640 The real truth is, he's a Satanist.
00:40:08.300 Right. He's not a Jew. Thank you.
00:40:09.880 No, he's a goat worshiping motherfucker.
00:40:11.920 Yeah. I agree. I don't think a Jew would want communism.
00:40:15.940 No.
00:40:16.580 And I don't think a Jew would want America.
00:40:18.160 Jews love money. Are you shitting me?
00:40:19.880 They're not communists.
00:40:21.000 Well, here's, so here's the other theory I have, right?
00:40:23.280 You got to let me get this one out.
00:40:24.920 We love wealth and prosperity.
00:40:27.740 We do.
00:40:27.920 And we love to share it. We love to cause it and share it.
00:40:30.800 Right.
00:40:31.240 And we do. And that's what they're lying about saying, you know, everywhere the Jews go,
00:40:36.100 it's a prosperous country.
00:40:38.100 Yeah. No, they like small business. They like markets. I get it. They like the fucking-
00:40:42.060 They like to loan money for people to start businesses.
00:40:44.260 And then charge them interest in them.
00:40:45.800 No, that's only-
00:40:46.800 No, they do. They invented usury.
00:40:48.440 Well-
00:40:49.000 I don't have a problem with it.
00:40:49.740 No, there's the-
00:40:50.720 You wouldn't loan money unless you were getting something for it.
00:40:52.860 There's the actual guide of interest.
00:40:54.820 Uh-huh.
00:40:55.080 And then there's like the-
00:40:57.400 Predatory.
00:40:57.860 Criminal interest.
00:40:58.580 Right.
00:40:59.100 Interest.
00:41:00.000 But I guess what I'm getting at is why-
00:41:02.980 Okay.
00:41:03.120 There's banks and then there's criminal banks.
00:41:05.220 When you have communism, right? We've talked about this before. When it does actually take
00:41:09.880 over, because it does, and that's why everything falls apart and you start eating dogs, what
00:41:13.460 ends up happening is the people that were-
00:41:15.840 It's theft.
00:41:16.280 Well, the people that were behind it, the movement, they end up getting even more rich
00:41:21.560 than they would have in a capitalist society. So Soros-
00:41:23.700 You mean like Obama?
00:41:24.500 No, I'm talking like, I'm not going to name the name. I'm just saying, if you ever look
00:41:29.540 at a socialist country, the president or the king or the guy in charge, he is richer than
00:41:34.860 any American-
00:41:36.060 Arafat?
00:41:37.100 Yeah. Look at the head of Hamas now.
00:41:39.160 They steal all the aid money.
00:41:40.360 That's what I'm saying. So the reason, one of the reasons the people-
00:41:43.020 Pelosi has a fucking vineyard-
00:41:44.900 That's what I'm saying.
00:41:45.840 On fucking yanking the poverty in San Francisco. They don't live in matching tents up there in
00:41:53.100 her district. They live in garbage bags.
00:41:56.520 Yeah. Covered in shit. The real money, though, is when you do have communism destroy a country
00:42:02.900 and you're on top. Now you're getting 95% of the wealth, where in a capitalist country,
00:42:07.100 you're getting maybe 75. Because people in the middle class are getting something in return.
00:42:11.200 In communism, it's one rich guy and everyone's fucked. That's why they want to be the rich
00:42:15.640 guy. So Soros is going to buy all this shit up.
00:42:17.300 This whole thing is pharaonic feudalism.
00:42:19.220 No, it is.
00:42:19.680 That's why I said Marx was a privilege. He was privileged.
00:42:23.580 Let's say we're painting.
00:42:24.540 His whole thing was based on the slavery of women.
00:42:27.360 Yes.
00:42:27.780 It's all bullshit. All their shit is bullshit.
00:42:30.560 But how rich was he? How rich was Pharaoh? Compared to everybody else in the region.
00:42:35.640 He would give a little kickbacks to his little mayors in different areas, but he was
00:42:38.860 supreme.
00:42:39.100 It's still that way. We still have kings. We still have kings and queens.
00:42:43.300 Kings aren't capital. They're not kings in capitalist societies. It doesn't exist because in a capitalist
00:42:48.380 society, there's a middle class. King doesn't want everyone to be rich. He doesn't want half
00:42:52.640 people to be rich. He wants to be the only one that's rich. That's how it works. So communism
00:42:57.960 is true.
00:42:58.900 Well, that's what America did.
00:43:00.200 That's why they're trying to destroy America.
00:43:02.380 They took us back because we were for a different kind of wealth.
00:43:07.820 For capitalism, where everybody has a chance to be a king in their own little world.
00:43:13.300 That's the American experience.
00:43:14.540 Well, that's why we fought slavery because they tried to, you know, they had that imposed
00:43:19.220 here too. But like the whole long process towards freedom, which was all the way through
00:43:26.320 the 1960s and Martin Luther King and everything.
00:43:29.500 Yeah.
00:43:29.760 The long march towards freedom from all that shit.
00:43:33.540 That's because it was America.
00:43:34.340 Then they got like, oh, we can't let these people go any further than this shit. We got
00:43:40.260 to stop this. Let's bring in disco and drugs.
00:43:43.680 Yeah.
00:43:44.040 And that is what they did.
00:43:45.100 And let's make socialism cool again. Let's bring in Bernie and fucking AOC. And let's talk
00:43:50.320 about how bad white men are and fucking Trump and these billionaires.
00:43:53.260 Biden conquer.
00:43:54.120 We're painting a picture now. Switzerland is not neutral. The banks are there. Fucking
00:44:00.600 communism does exactly what it's intended to, which is destroy a capitalist society because
00:44:05.260 capitalism is the enemy of fucking a serf and king class, whatever you want to call
00:44:10.940 it. They don't want to share the wealth. They don't want a strong middle class. They
00:44:15.100 don't like America. That's why they're coming after us now. It's not commies. It's fucking
00:44:21.260 super crazy capitalist Kings that want us to suffer under their fucking boot. They want
00:44:27.380 two classes, them and everybody else that's poor. And that's what's going on. That's who's
00:44:32.380 doing it. It's funded. It's organized. And people like Soros, they're going to buy up
00:44:37.560 shit. They're going to crash the market. And when we're all fucking poor and eating dog
00:44:41.240 meat to survive, he's going to buy shit back at cost. And then he's going to jack the rates
00:44:45.700 when we fucking win and we have capitalism come back, he'll own 40% of everything. And
00:44:51.180 then he'll break it again. Well, that's the bad thing about that kind of capitalism,
00:44:55.500 which is crony capitalism, which is communism. That's what we're saying. You know, it's
00:45:01.420 just buy low, sell high period. There's nothing more to it. And how do you buy low? You crash
00:45:10.100 the fucking market. Well, you crash the market bubble versus the bubble. So everyone's like,
00:45:13.820 why would they hurt America? Destroy whole communities and then be applauded by Hillary Clinton.
00:45:19.860 Of course, she's one of them. She's one of them. The Democrats are like just life destroying
00:45:25.180 horrors. Well, Republicans too. I mean, right now, Democrats are worse. Right now in America,
00:45:33.240 Democrats are more the enemy of the people than Republicans, but that could change. And it wasn't
00:45:37.520 always like that. But right now it's clear the Democratic Party and Obama and Biden and all of
00:45:43.480 them are horrible. You know, you're right. They both seem the same. I mean, as we travel around and
00:45:49.360 meet people and stuff like that, it's like, oh my God, it's the same hazy stare, the same fear of me
00:45:57.420 when they're shaking my hand, whether I'm meeting people in right, like supposedly conservative media
00:46:06.760 or left wing media. It's the exact same reaction to me. Let's talk about that now. Cause we were at
00:46:14.920 the, can we talk about it? I think we should. Yeah. We're not going to say anything about it.
00:46:18.520 I mean, we love Adam Carolla. I love Adam Carolla. So, uh, my mother, check it out.
00:46:23.680 Bertram Sunday. Uh, it's a cartoon you're in for the daily wire. It's got a great cast. Megan
00:46:28.660 Kellen, you, um, Adam Carolla, uh, Rob Riggles in it. Tyler Fischel, Kim, Tyler Fischel,
00:46:36.460 Tyler Fisher, um, Kyle Dunnigan. The list goes on and on. It's a great cast. We went to the
00:46:41.680 premiere this weekend. We watched the first episode. It's an Adam Carolla character, 30 years
00:46:45.440 in the making, and you can get it at daily wire. Plus anyway, we went there this weekend for the
00:46:51.160 red carpet event. And, uh, I guess I'll, I'll set you up and then you can talk. You were kind of
00:47:01.140 feeling, it sounds like that they were maybe scared of you or that they thought you were weird or what
00:47:07.760 is it you're saying? Cause we were, we spent a couple of days in LA. We just got back last night,
00:47:10.980 which is why we're doing the podcast together. You and I, it's just really weird that the Jews
00:47:16.300 who are conservatives, Americans, they don't really want me to talk about the Jews. No one
00:47:23.120 wants you to talk about Jews. I'm not going to let you do it. They don't want me to talk about
00:47:26.760 Jewish. Well, you did. Judaism. You did on the, on the Israel or any of that. You did bring up the
00:47:33.060 panel and your tweet on the panel of the, uh, premiere. So I'm Carolla sitting there at the
00:47:38.100 mic and he's like, Hey, check out Bertram. Here's the episode. And you're like, let me talk.
00:47:41.920 And then you went off and talked about Jews. So that might've been. Well, Adam said that he felt
00:47:46.660 like this show was something that he's had in the pipeline for 30 years, but it was so ahead of its
00:47:53.240 time. It took 30 years. I said ahead of its time, let me talk about my tweet. It was ahead of its time
00:48:00.000 because it was about Iran being an existential threat to Israel. Yeah. Even though they said it was a
00:48:06.360 racial tweet, which it never was, but, uh, October 7th kind of proved I was right.
00:48:12.180 It did, but we were at a red carpet event. So I, you always say you do the wrong thing at the wrong
00:48:16.340 time. I don't, I, at that point I'll give a shit because I'm like, Hey, I have the right to express
00:48:22.300 myself. Absolutely. And then that fucking Newsweek guy, I mean, I just get tired of bullshit at a
00:48:29.000 certain point. Everybody knows I'm going to say the truth. I can't lie. Right. That's the part of
00:48:34.520 having multiple personalities. I can't lie because I can't remember what I said. If I lie,
00:48:40.980 I have to tell the truth. So I remember. Right. You see, you're not saying you tell the truth
00:48:45.700 because it's like you're altruistic. You just do it because you, I can't remember what the lie is.
00:48:50.860 Right. So it's the only way you can stay on track with all your different characters.
00:48:54.120 It's the only way I can live is to tell the truth because I don't have to remember because I have
00:48:58.500 a faulty memory. It's like your superhero origin story of why you have to tell the truth all the time.
00:49:03.580 that's pretty cool. I mean, I think it's cool. I can't lie or I'll die. Well, what happened?
00:49:09.100 So then I'm like, okay, well, they know I'm going to do that. So the guy from Newsweek is like,
00:49:14.420 what do you think of the press? So of course I tell the truth. I go, well, you're almost dead.
00:49:20.100 Like in six months, you won't even fucking exist at Newsweek because nobody trusts you because
00:49:26.300 you lie all the time. You're bullshit. It was awesome. I mean, I have to say the truth.
00:49:31.840 And then he was like, and then he was trying to be like, yeah, he tries to laugh it off. They
00:49:36.380 always try to laugh it off. But you know, nobody likes to hear me tell them they're full of shit
00:49:41.320 and they're going to die. No, nobody likes to do that. But it's true. Do you remember what else
00:49:44.980 you said in that interview? I said, I'm writing up. He said, how do you feel about your, he asked me
00:49:50.520 about the cast of my show. Yeah. He was trying to get you to, he was trying to go, he was trying to goat me in.
00:49:55.000 Well, that's what they do. I mean, that's his job.
00:49:57.100 Good. I'm glad they goat me because you know, I want any opportunity to tell the truth.
00:50:02.120 Yeah. And you did tell people, well, I don't, I don't know if he's going to put it in the article
00:50:05.180 because they never took the good stuff. He told me he's going to quote me exact. I go, yeah,
00:50:08.520 bullshit you will. They never put the good shit in. You've never quoted me exact in your fucking life.
00:50:13.380 And you're what? 92? You fucking old goat. He's really old.
00:50:17.720 No, Newsweek's all, I've sent so many emails to them when they, they're, they're, they're full of shit.
00:50:21.560 But anyway, tell them what you said. You were told me you were going to write a book about the
00:50:25.480 I'm writing a tell all about the Roseanne show and spilling every fucking secret that I kept for the
00:50:31.940 cast and the writers and the producers, the people I helped keep their fucking dirty fucking secrets
00:50:38.860 and shit, you know, to try to protect my show. But I'm going to spill all the secrets and, you know,
00:50:45.160 want a big advance there. The secrets are, there's some good ones. Yeah. Real good ones.
00:50:50.740 This is going to be a big book. And you know, I wouldn't of course ever do it,
00:50:53.940 but they all fucked me in the ass. Yep. So why not? I'm not going to be nice about getting
00:50:58.420 betrayed and fucked and robbed. I look at it. They stole your money. They're making money off
00:51:02.980 your, your life's work with the carnage. Yeah, they stole my shit. So you should make some money
00:51:05.540 off their shit too. That's right. I will too. And I got the goods. It's gonna be a good book. Oh my God,
00:51:09.960 there's some damn good goods. Don't give any away in the podcast. I only gave the one away about
00:51:14.120 Sarah Gilbert Stock and Sybil Shepherd. Yeah, that's okay. That, but you can still put that in the book.
00:51:19.240 But anyway, so we're there at this event and then I'm going to talk a little shit,
00:51:23.380 which you're probably going to get mad at me for. Should I not? You can go for it.
00:51:26.900 I didn't feel that the CEO of Daily Wire was very respectful of you. He was so rude. I mean,
00:51:35.120 could it be, he was like embarrassed that I was there helping his network. He wouldn't talk to you.
00:51:40.300 I mean, I mean, hello, I like Candace Owens. Okay. I do too.
00:51:44.320 That's probably why he didn't want to say hello to me. But you're, it doesn't matter. You're on the
00:51:49.660 show. You're there. Like you're not for people like that don't know what goes on. I mean,
00:51:53.900 how fucking dare you? But the worst was a big fat Prager. Yeah. What was, what did he say to you?
00:52:01.160 I didn't hear it. He just said he was tired. I said, I'd like to speak to you about what's
00:52:05.340 happening in Israel. Yeah. Well, I'm too busy. Yeah. He said, I'm just really overwhelmed.
00:52:09.300 You motherfucker. Yeah. You're too busy. That kind of pissed me off too. I mean,
00:52:12.600 how disrespectful was that? I thought it was pretty disrespectful. Yeah. Right to my face.
00:52:17.640 I wasn't sure. I mean, if you had any class, you'd go, yes, I'd love to. I said, because I have
00:52:23.240 information you might be interested in because I actually know Jewish people in Israel and like
00:52:29.460 you, but he was so dismissive and rude, which I find is, uh, this particular class of Jewish people
00:52:39.200 to me when I'm the one who took all the slings and arrows of all those people. Uh, I mean,
00:52:50.800 of the whole antisemitic thing that I faced, including being canceled for antisemitism and they never even
00:52:58.680 spoke in my defense. I mean, and they never will, I guess, but I mean, it's kind of hard to
00:53:07.240 bear that for me. It's very hard to bear that thinking, why are you exactly like the left towards
00:53:16.180 me? Yeah. That was weird. It's like, Oh, I get it. You're getting paid by the same people.
00:53:22.380 Well, I have a theory. I think I guess when both the right and the left Jews don't respect you as
00:53:29.560 a Jew, the most vocal Jew in America, that means something pretty interesting.
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00:56:35.900 Well, I know that Prager and Daily Wire are both very successful companies. I think they're
00:56:43.020 very important. Prager has been great on Israel. I'm a fan of Dennis Prager. Daily Wire does good
00:56:50.140 stuff. I just think what I have a theory about why they're the way they are with you is because you're,
00:56:55.180 you're wild and they want to be very like middle of the road, conservative. They don't want to be,
00:57:00.620 you know, pushing the envelope. They don't want to piss off the Muslim Brotherhood. I don't think
00:57:05.500 they want to piss off anyone. I think they want to be mainstream and normie. And, and I think that's
00:57:11.020 kind of worked for them. I mean, it's not going to work anymore. I think the brand works October 7th,
00:57:17.340 it ain't going to work. Prager and Daily Wire both do very well. There are, there are multiple
00:57:23.260 seven figure companies that they do great. They have a great voice that it's, I just think that
00:57:29.020 you're more of like an outlier, more punk rock, more rock and roll, and you don't really align with
00:57:33.340 what they're doing. I think it's that simple. It's like, Oh God, Roseanne, she's going to go up
00:57:38.780 there and say something crazy. We don't want to do that. We have stockholders. I think they're,
00:57:41.980 I don't want, I'm not trying to call them square or normie, but I'm just saying, I don't think
00:57:48.620 they want to be edgy. You're very edgy. I don't know if you know this. They might think of me as
00:57:53.020 too radical. They do. That's true. So, and, and I don't blame them for that because you are,
00:57:57.660 but then here's the problem I have. That's true. But still you can still, you could,
00:58:03.020 I mean, you're, you're not a leper. And when, when we did that's like how it was when I started
00:58:11.040 comedy and all the men in every comedy club would treat me like that. It was always the
00:58:18.380 leper thing. Yeah. The woman who puts down man every step of this fucking way.
00:58:25.100 Then people don't like you. That's what you're saying. I guess not. You're not a nice person.
00:58:28.460 No. No, but I am a nice person. I'm joking. But I just have a strong point of view.
00:58:35.020 When, this is the problem. I don't like bullshit. I don't like ass kissers. I don't like liars.
00:58:42.060 Remember Turning Point? When you lost your speech and you went up there and you were,
00:58:45.160 I can't remember what you did, but you lost your speech. So you kind of winged it or winged it or
00:58:49.700 whatever it is. And you said a couple of things that went viral and made them uncomfortable. Like
00:58:54.600 Turning Point's the same thing. When you go to a Turning Point event or Prager event or Daily Wire,
00:58:59.100 you'll notice there's, it's just really kind of corporate and cookie cutter. And again,
00:59:03.880 it's a good thing, but here's my, here's my problem with this.
00:59:06.160 No, it really made me mad because I said, do you guys have any idea that the Muslim Brotherhood
00:59:14.900 occupies every single Christian democracy worldwide? Yeah. Right now. And the next step
00:59:22.080 is a caliphate. Yeah. Do you have any idea? And they just stared at me. Yeah. Because they have no
00:59:28.300 idea. Well, they're like, oh God, she's, that's Islamophobic. We're going to lose our stockholders.
00:59:31.680 That's all they think. And it's like, no, you, you're supposed to be an organization that tells
00:59:35.760 the truth. Let's see. That, that's the thing. That's why we're going to lose America. I agree.
00:59:42.920 And I, and I, that's why I'm, let me just get this out. God, there's no Patriot. There's no real
00:59:47.240 Patriot. I'm saying the conservative. The right wing media is as controlled as the left wing.
00:59:52.580 They're trying to play fair in a system that's stacked against them. And that's just,
00:59:56.060 that's loser talk. That's, that's little dick energy. Fucking losers. I'm not going to lose.
00:59:59.780 No, that's the thing. I'm not going to be with losers. They need someone like you. It doesn't
01:00:04.840 have to be the Roseanne bar movement. Cause all, all your. It does though. Cause who else is doing
01:00:09.300 it? It's got to be sprinkled in. This is what, this is the point I'm trying to make. When you go to
01:00:11.920 one of these events and they look at you like, oh God, there's that fucking crazy bitch. It's like,
01:00:15.000 no, you can have a Roseanne. This is a big tent party. You can have a Roseanne bar. You can have a
01:00:19.580 Ben Shapiro. You can have someone who's Megan Kelly is still, I consider her kind of middle of the road.
01:00:25.100 Like you should have everybody and go, look, we have ideas from everybody. Don't be afraid of
01:00:30.820 that. Cause that the left, they will, they will, as long as you say something retarded and left wing,
01:00:37.120 they don't give a fuck what you look like or what you believe. You can be a Nazi. You can become,
01:00:41.120 you can rape and behead babies and they'll support you because you're in line with their values.
01:00:46.700 The right doesn't do that. They go, oh, and this guy, he's, he supports abortion up to 10 weeks.
01:00:50.800 Oh, okay. No, because they fucking faction and they're still, that's why we're going to lose.
01:00:54.520 Stop doing that. They, you need a Roseanne bar in your tent. You need someone, you, you've got to
01:00:58.980 be open to everybody. They don't want it. And then they do their, um, only, only the, uh, born again
01:01:04.620 Christian shit, which is the biggest way to lose. I agree. Thank God Trump stepped aside from that.
01:01:12.200 No, he's smart. I mean, oh my God, what is that? Like, that's like 12% of the country.
01:01:17.120 How do they expect to win? I mean, they're so brainwashed. It's got to be bigger than you.
01:01:23.420 It's not about you and your ego. Okay. It's about America. It's not you and your particular little
01:01:31.400 world. It's about America for the world, please. I can't stand it. And they're both like extremists
01:01:39.960 thinking it's about them and their egocentric buttholes. I am so sick of their, them about
01:01:46.940 their butthole. They just are about their buttholes. That isn't God. I'm with you. You
01:01:53.320 lost me in the buttholes, but I'm with you. I think, I think you're, you're just their
01:01:56.640 protection of their sphincters with their egos. Oh, it's like this metaphorical sphincter.
01:02:03.080 Okay. Yeah. It's nothing about God or love or nothing. Don't tell me it is. It ain't.
01:02:08.700 No, because if it is, you'd, you'd like, you'd welcome a good idea from anybody and you would
01:02:13.300 understand the value of trying to save America from this fucking tumor of communism that we
01:02:19.320 have to band together. So if someone disagrees with you on one little fucking topic, you let
01:02:24.320 it go. Let it go. We got to save America. Look how they are lining up for the, how it
01:02:29.820 goes for the caliphate. Yeah. Lining up against women's rights. All of them. The left. Yep.
01:02:36.220 And, and, uh, the, the right kind of applauds it too. Yeah. You know, all good. She can't
01:02:43.000 get an abortion even if she's raped. Right. They're fucking all doing it. Yeah. How is
01:02:47.660 that? Hey, good. Let's just have the caliphate, you sons of a bitch. That is a Christian caliphate.
01:02:51.560 You know, great. Good. Hey, you're all right in protecting your fucking sphincter because
01:02:56.580 you had a bad goddamn dad. Let's be really real. You had a fucking abusive father or priest
01:03:03.500 or dad or grandpa. Yeah. Get over it. Go to therapy. Get over it. Your mom, let him
01:03:08.740 do it to you. Fucking move on. God, I'm so sick of it. Yeah. It all comes down to something
01:03:14.860 like that. It does. Always. That ain't God. No. What, what, what drives us is always emotional.
01:03:22.180 And most of the time it's usually emotional pain. It's usually some, a version of post-traumatic
01:03:27.640 stress disorder. Nobody ever wants to talk about that. It's nothing but. So it's like, oh, I'm
01:03:30.820 bound to do this. That ain't God. No, you're fucked up. Get some help. You're pushing an
01:03:35.720 agenda because you're fucking, because you're fucked up. Because you hate, you have to have
01:03:39.160 hate. Yeah. You can't have love. These fat. Even when you're talking about love, you're
01:03:43.940 talking about hate of Jews. Yeah. Get it fucking clear. Get it clear. You're an adult now and
01:03:51.120 you don't, you're not gonna, you don't need to be raped anymore. Right. And you don't need
01:03:56.320 to ignore your own kids being raped by the person you chose to come into your life and
01:04:02.400 father them. It's a whole new world. Hello. I like that we're doing code talk to specific
01:04:08.300 people. Not specific people we know, but we know that that is the makeup of a lot of the
01:04:14.300 people that are pushing this bullshit. You can look at any fat blue haired Landwell with
01:04:18.300 that fucking high tied, high shaved head and fucking pro-Palestine, that fat white bitch.
01:04:23.200 You know, she was raped. You know, her dad left her. You can see it in her face. I call
01:04:27.260 it no dad, hashtag no dad face. And that's why she's out there and fucking, that's why
01:04:31.340 they hate Trump. Trump is their dad. They project the shit on Trump. Oh, he acts just like
01:04:35.240 my daddy's authoritarian. He wants me to get a job. It's like, I'm going to fucking destroy
01:04:39.500 Trump. It's like, go, go to therapy, work on your dad issues. And one, you won't have
01:04:44.400 to be like 500 pounds. And also they've been taught that Judaism is patriarchy, which it
01:04:50.400 isn't because it's a matriarchal religion, unlike Catholicism. So get it fucking clear
01:04:56.680 and get off our fucking backs and shut the fuck up about the Jews. You fucking Nazi. I'm
01:05:01.980 sick of your shit. Do you know why everyone hates the Jews? I'm sick of your rapist fucking
01:05:05.440 bullshit. Shut the fuck up. I think Jews are too concerned with how people think about
01:05:10.700 them. And that's why everyone hates them. I think Jews are so neurotic. It's exactly why.
01:05:13.980 It's exactly why there's antisemitism. And I don't blame them. It's like, I hate Jews
01:05:17.700 too. Like you're so fucking whiny and cocked that you're like, everything's, everything's
01:05:21.680 antisemitism. That's your antisemitism. It's like, I feel like I'm in a bad Woody Allen movie.
01:05:25.480 Be a maniac, motherfucker. Seriously, you Jew pussy. Fucking whiny, son of a bitch.
01:05:28.960 Oh, man, you know, I got, I caught her on carpal tunnel. It's like, they're the weakest.
01:05:33.540 You're weak and you're stupid. They're beta. I hate them. That's why people hate Jews.
01:05:37.260 I mean, me too. But some of them ain't beta.
01:05:40.700 No, Israelis are alpha. The Israeli woman is more alpha.
01:05:44.580 On October 7th, a new Jew was born. A Jew who is fully human and realized it doesn't
01:05:52.760 give a fuck what anybody thinks. We're going to take care of ourselves. We don't give a
01:05:57.820 fuck what you call us or what you think of us. You're next if you don't get out of our
01:06:02.300 way. Ta-ta. That's it. Like every other human being. Islam doesn't sit there and go, no one's
01:06:09.060 going to like us. Fucking human being. Protects its own. Of course. And it doesn't go, is it
01:06:14.280 okay if I get you? I'm going to be the Palestinian. No, they don't. Yeah, fuck you. You got a
01:06:22.300 non-Jewish mother and you're a cock. Look at Christians and Muslims. And your dad's a fucking,
01:06:27.300 your dad don't even know he's gay. He's too afraid of a Jewish woman because he's gay.
01:06:33.300 Am I right? You're 100% right. And no one likes this. Because the Jewish man cannot,
01:06:40.680 he is so horrified that he might have to sexually satisfy a Jewish woman. It's horror to him.
01:06:47.860 It is hard. It's horror to him. It's hard. I feel for him. I live with it myself.
01:06:52.740 Now, it's the worst thing on earth to him. Muslim Brotherhood, they don't go into country
01:06:57.420 and go, oh, are we being, are we being too aggressive? They're fucking just going there and
01:07:00.860 cut your head off. Child slaves, they fucking cut the clits off little children. They don't
01:07:04.760 give a shit. Christians go in and they're like, oh, look at these savages. They have bones in
01:07:08.020 their nose. Let's give them a Bible. The Muslim Brotherhood, the first thing they did, because
01:07:10.460 Valerie Jarrett's one of them. Yeah, she is. The first thing they do is get women's businesses
01:07:15.800 to fail. Yeah. In a healthy market, which they did in Egypt and then Iran. Yeah. And once
01:07:22.440 they got that going, you know, they do it on every fucking level. Yeah. And who do they
01:07:27.900 do it for? The kings. She's a moa and moas serve kings. Yeah. I'm sick of the fucking
01:07:38.080 bullshit. Look at the head of Hamas. I'm going to tell all the truth. They can take me out
01:07:41.860 too. I don't give a fuck. We're doing it. I'm so bored with this world. They can kill
01:07:45.860 me. I don't give a fuck. I just think we're getting a good thing out there. We're admitting
01:07:49.680 the Jews are annoying and we understand antisemitism, but Jews need to step up. Oh my God, the Jews
01:07:53.820 out there going, we love the Nazis because we know our people can be very annoying. Yeah,
01:08:02.560 that's what I'm saying. We understand the Nazi Palestinians coming into Gaza in 1968 for jobs
01:08:10.060 and then the communists destroyed those jobs with BDS and boycotts. So then we ended up
01:08:16.280 just with Gaza and then we had to take all the aid and build tunnels to fuck all the Palestinian
01:08:21.960 children and make them build the tunnels and then we killed them and made their moms vote
01:08:27.500 for us because that's how we are because we're gay. Wait, is that Hamas or Jews? What was that
01:08:33.240 voice? I lost you for a second. It's closeted gays in gangs pretending they're political.
01:08:40.680 God damn it. I'm sick of it. I'm dropping knowledge this episode. I'm sick of it. Just fucking be
01:08:46.080 gay. Shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit. Yeah. Forget your religion saying kill gays.
01:08:51.520 Just be gay. Have no issues with it. Yeah. Just fucking be gay like they are in Tel Aviv and the
01:08:58.420 people in Tel Aviv. Shut the fuck up about being gay. Nobody gives a shit what you are. Nobody cares.
01:09:06.520 Just fucking do what you need to do. Take stay away from the fucking kids. Yeah. And god damn do
01:09:12.860 something to help your community. It isn't about you and your sanctified asshole. Just fucking do something
01:09:20.680 to help the people around you with your narcissist bullshit. God damn be gay and shut the fuck
01:09:28.160 up. Seriously the gays are like the fucking they're like vegans like they have to tell you
01:09:32.500 that they're fucking we don't give a shit. Just eat your food and shut the fuck up. Just chew on your
01:09:37.580 fucking grains. Kiss my ass. I don't care. No I don't either. What anyone is. It's what they do. Right.
01:09:46.620 They can say all their beliefs and fucking this and that. It's all good. But you know
01:09:50.440 it's what you do. Are you adding to the good of your community and the children in that community
01:09:58.980 or not? Right. If you ain't helping the children in your community then you gotta die. That's
01:10:05.400 it. If you're not helping the children fuck you you gotta die. Am I right? I am. I'm letting
01:10:12.520 the children. Because the children are the future. So if you're fucking over the future
01:10:16.080 you gotta get out of here. Yeah. I think so too. Go to Mars. Send them to Mars. Yeah. I got nothing
01:10:23.840 to say. I think you're spitting facts. Spitting bars. And what an honor it is to watch you just
01:10:32.580 finally just stop trying to. Not that you ever did care what people think but I've seen you hold back
01:10:37.280 little not this episode. You've let it fly. I hate the devil. I love it. I love the lord. I
01:10:44.600 I just like common sense. I hate bullshit and I hate prejudice. I hate privilege. I hate privileged
01:10:53.220 people thinking they got the right to talk for the oppressed because you don't. Right. Why don't
01:10:58.180 you just shut the fuck up and ask the oppressed what they want to say. Well they don't want to
01:11:02.540 and half the time they're fucking way out there. So I sort of understand. Can I say
01:11:10.260 something? One last thing. Like I remember when I went down there to Watts to stand with
01:11:14.980 people when they was trying to take their house away. Yeah I was with you. Remember? With
01:11:19.780 Acorn. Yeah. Yeah. And I was sitting in there in that people's house there. Black people.
01:11:26.780 And I said I'm here because I'm not going to let this happen. Yeah. It was predatory. It
01:11:32.780 was with Acorn. Predatory loans. Yeah. They're like yeah. We remember the whole crash. And
01:11:36.560 then the lady goes well it's the Jews. She goes it's the Jews and the banker Jews that are
01:11:44.040 doing this. Thanks. I was just like kind of oh my god. It hurt my heart real bad and I was
01:11:50.980 like Christ there's no hope. Yeah. Well I mean. There's no hope. They should stop saying
01:11:56.240 the Jews. They got it all covered in every direction. Well why do they never say it's
01:12:00.960 the bankers? Why has it got to be the Jews? And they're like well Jews run the banks.
01:12:04.020 It's not true. We already started the show with the bank of banks of banks in Switzerland.
01:12:08.920 Those aren't Jews. Because the people who own the banks throw the Jews. So that's what.
01:12:14.740 Middlemen. Let's wrap this up. To the hungry dogs in the street. Every time it gets close
01:12:20.840 to them getting exposed. Yep. Which happens every time there's a an economic problem or
01:12:26.700 a breakdown. They throw their Jews to their middlemen. Yep. Their servant class. Thank
01:12:33.100 you. To the hungry dogs in the street that want blood. Do you think we could. And that's
01:12:37.640 what's happening. That is. Do you think we could wake up the alt-righties that are kind of
01:12:40.740 like fucking Jews and go and just get them to see like hey you're mad at like the middleman
01:12:45.720 or the guy that works at the bank. You're not mad at the guy that owns the bank. And you
01:12:49.300 think. Yeah. I always try to say to people. You're falling for it. Well because they think
01:12:52.500 Jews own the bank. But they don't. I say Jews. 14 million of us. Jews work for people who
01:13:00.600 don't work. Right. And I mean they can't hear it because they're just so completely brainwashed
01:13:07.560 to assign the blame laterally and never ever dare to place the blame upward at the people
01:13:16.720 who cause it. The royals. Never dare do that. Never do that. Because that means you're going
01:13:23.740 to go. You're going to be taken out. Go to prison. Be punished. The royals. And everybody knows
01:13:29.280 it. But it's so about Egypt because the Jews as the working class were pretty well taken
01:13:37.920 care of because the slave class in Egypt was you know you had a community. You had a home.
01:13:45.100 Yeah. You know it was a labor class. It wasn't just slaves. Right. Like. Well they couldn't
01:13:52.300 leave. But they were. Right. They were enslaved. Right. But I know what you're saying. But
01:13:58.420 it's not like in the Congo now. No. No. Because slavery is worse now than ever. 100%. It's
01:14:04.460 the more slaves today than any time in human history. And they're treated worse. Yeah. Like
01:14:07.680 they cut off their arms and shit. Sex slaves. Child sex slaves. No. It's the worst it's ever
01:14:12.460 been. But when Moses came and said we're just leaving. Two thirds of the slave class did not
01:14:19.980 want to leave Egypt. Yeah. Of course not. They were comfortable. And you have to go. That's
01:14:23.640 kind of where America is right now. Yeah. It was only one third that would go. Yeah. I'm
01:14:28.700 going to. I'm going to. You know. Lose it all. Risk it all. I'm going to make matzah and
01:14:34.160 not let the bread rise. Right. I'm just going to mix flour and water. Yeah. Like a tortilla.
01:14:40.100 A hard tortilla. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. And then. And that's where we're at.
01:14:45.580 Right. Yeah. I think kind of reverse. I think. I don't think we're like a slave class here.
01:14:52.800 I think. I think we're seeing America as a system of slavery when it's the opposite. And
01:14:59.080 I think we're mentally enslaved with a narrative that's designed to destroy the greatest country
01:15:05.660 in the history of the world. And for the mere fact that we are threatening to the people that
01:15:10.440 are really in charge. They don't want us. I've said this every week. They don't want us
01:15:14.100 wealthy. They don't want us having a small business. They don't want us in our communities.
01:15:18.080 They don't want us armed. They don't want women with rights. They don't want us armed. They
01:15:21.100 don't want us have rights. They don't want us assembling and organizing because that's when
01:15:24.320 their shit falls. So this is the thing we see. Nobody wants to not get paid. No. But
01:15:31.360 you don't see us talking about the Muslim Brotherhood or the Royals or the Swiss Bank. That's
01:15:36.900 not in the discussion of America at all. It's the Jew. And that's how you should know
01:15:41.820 that you're being manipulated. Because what about the other people that are, at the very
01:15:44.960 least, you might think they're just as culpable. It's like, yeah, I hate Jews, but I also
01:15:48.120 should hate the Swiss banks and all that stuff. They never do it. Or Muslims or what they've
01:15:52.960 done around the world, they never do it. They can't do it. It's like, it's just a Jew.
01:15:56.220 Catholics owning the Vatican banks.
01:15:59.980 They don't. So it's like, you can tell things, whenever things get bad.
01:16:03.780 It's only the Jews.
01:16:04.700 It's always, when everyone starts blaming the Jews, that's when you know shit's bad. Jews
01:16:08.020 are, and I think Jews are an easy target for the people that are really in charge. It's
01:16:12.260 like, oh God, look at this, the weird looking Jew.
01:16:14.260 Yeah, but like the Torah says that, why that happens is because it's always Jews turning
01:16:20.960 in other Jews that makes it happen.
01:16:23.280 Probably.
01:16:23.560 And that seems to be the thing. Because like, all the left-wing Jews, like, and in Russia
01:16:29.260 too, during the Russian Revolution, it was the communist left-wing Bolshevik Jews who attacked,
01:16:35.660 you know, cosmopolitan, more educated Jews. It's Jew on Jew crime. It's a Jew on Jew civil
01:16:46.100 war, and nobody wants to talk about that. And American Jews abandoning Israel, American
01:16:52.800 Democrat Jews abandoning Israel, is so much a part of that, as they have abandoned, and the
01:16:59.800 reason they did it, I think they've abandoned Israeli Jews for at least 20 years of Democrat
01:17:06.240 rule is because they knew they were brown. And that's what just fucking gripes me.
01:17:13.060 They knew that 65% of Israel is Jews from Iraq, Iran, and Syria, and Egypt, and all the 57
01:17:22.480 Arab states that have kicked them out since 1968, which is the Jewish Nakba, which they never
01:17:29.420 acknowledged. And they stole all their property. They just left with the shirts on their back to go
01:17:34.480 to Israel. But white American Judaism, Ashkenazi Judaism in America, liberal Judaism, Democrat
01:17:42.500 Judaism, has said nothing about that, about that, that ever. They just identify with, you know, the
01:17:51.180 German Jews who are in, you know, Netanyahu's cabinet there. It's really racist. Democrat Jews are really
01:18:00.320 racist against brown Jews in Israel. Yeah. Which I say, again, is 65%. And my, the Judaism I practice is
01:18:10.160 Sephardic Judaism. So I know that. Yeah. And that's another reason why they all look at me weird, too.
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01:20:31.440 I just like Adam Carolla and I'm going to promote for him.
01:20:34.980 I do too. And I think the cartoon's good and I think you should get it, but it's just like...
01:20:38.980 It's a disappointment to see the right is exactly like the left.
01:20:43.540 It is kind of disappointing.
01:20:44.460 In the way they treat me.
01:20:45.500 Yeah.
01:20:46.140 And, you know, even the way that the, you know, the Trump campaign treats me too.
01:20:53.600 Yeah, I was bummed about that.
01:20:54.380 It's like, oh, they're kind of scared of me too.
01:20:56.040 Yeah.
01:20:56.180 I've heard from people like, oh, you know, well, they're scared of you too.
01:21:00.300 I think they are.
01:21:00.840 Okay, whatever. You know, I'm all in for Trump. You can do it. Be like that all you want. Be like that and, you know, treat me like the, what do you call it? The Jew that, the uncontrollable Jew.
01:21:16.420 You're like a freak show at the Carnie.
01:21:19.860 That's fine.
01:21:20.760 Yeah. I don't like it though because it's like it's just so demeaning to like what you've done for this country and for people. You have a long history that tricks their ass.
01:21:29.120 They've never treated me any different. Any place I've ever gone in the 35 years since I became famous.
01:21:36.400 Yeah.
01:21:38.460 They've never treated me any different. I think it's because I'm a woman.
01:21:42.020 I think it's because you're.
01:21:43.200 And because I come from working class roots.
01:21:45.060 I think you're, and you're also just, you're unpredictable and you're wild and that scares people. They don't, you're like a wild animal. You're not, they can't contain you. They can't control you. They don't understand you. It's just, it's intimidating to be around someone that's, could at any minute just.
01:21:59.600 Change everything or go crazy. I mean, they don't, maybe they're afraid like you're actually like physically going to attack them. Who knows? I just know they look at you as like, I can't put her in a box and control her. So that makes me uncomfortable.
01:22:10.820 Like hanging out with a tiger.
01:22:11.900 Well, I guess I can understand that.
01:22:13.740 I think that's what it is.
01:22:14.400 But to me, when I look at them, I don't feel comfortable.
01:22:17.360 No.
01:22:17.520 Because I'm like, man, do you guys have any soul or is there anything living in there?
01:22:23.900 Normies are.
01:22:24.560 Or is it just, you're so corporatized that you have no soul, no feelings.
01:22:29.180 Yeah.
01:22:29.920 Nothing's alive in there.
01:22:31.320 Okay.
01:22:31.940 Well, then you're.
01:22:34.160 That's scary.
01:22:34.820 Not that much better than what you say you hate.
01:22:40.420 Yeah.
01:22:40.520 I mean, how much different are they really?
01:22:44.280 I don't know anymore.
01:22:45.920 I mean, not everybody's, not everybody's creative and wild and eccentric and artistic.
01:22:53.940 You know, there's different kinds of people.
01:22:55.040 And there are corporate people.
01:22:56.180 They're not necessarily bad.
01:22:57.060 That's just how their brain's wired.
01:22:58.260 There's different, people are wired differently.
01:23:00.560 And I think that everybody has a strength.
01:23:02.160 And I think that, you know, the corporate makeup is, you know, they do a lot of good.
01:23:08.760 They're, there's better at math than we are.
01:23:10.460 You know what I mean?
01:23:10.900 Like they're good at what they do.
01:23:12.360 They're not better at math than I am.
01:23:13.960 Well, you know what I mean?
01:23:14.540 They're, they're.
01:23:15.240 No, but I wish that they would get.
01:23:17.680 It's just a different kind of person.
01:23:18.620 I wish both sides would get a little more accepting towards difference.
01:23:24.900 Yeah.
01:23:25.420 That's what I'm saying.
01:23:26.060 Maybe more tolerant towards difference and especially more tolerant towards art.
01:23:32.320 Yeah.
01:23:32.900 An artist.
01:23:33.880 How many stories are told about corporate people that are fucking boring?
01:23:38.360 None.
01:23:38.980 Every story is told about someone who broke the system, was wild, that did something,
01:23:42.440 that challenged it.
01:23:43.100 Those are the people we revere.
01:23:44.740 But when you're actually one of those people, everyone thinks you're a fucking weirdo.
01:23:47.540 But it's like, this is, this is, this is what you get.
01:23:50.560 I'll change the landscape of America.
01:23:52.420 I'll challenge stuff.
01:23:53.040 I'm an artist.
01:23:53.520 And yeah, at a party, I might freak you out a little bit.
01:23:56.240 Maybe you don't want to have a beer with me.
01:23:57.600 Fine.
01:23:57.980 That's just what I am.
01:23:58.960 But to act like being a boring fucking corporate nerd is really going to do anything for anybody,
01:24:05.380 it's not.
01:24:05.880 You're a cog.
01:24:06.840 You're a fucking cog in the machine.
01:24:08.200 I like that you're like printing marketing materials and you're wearing Dockers and you
01:24:12.320 have a nice camera.
01:24:13.320 But like, are you really doing anything of value to anybody?
01:24:15.760 No.
01:24:16.540 We do more, you and I do more on this podcast than 80% of people that work what they think
01:24:22.440 are significantly important jobs that aren't.
01:24:24.860 They're fucking like marketing people or corporate people.
01:24:26.880 They're boring.
01:24:27.500 Oh my God.
01:24:28.040 They could be wiped off the earth tomorrow and no one would know.
01:24:30.160 Bill Hicks yet about the marketing.
01:24:31.260 Yeah.
01:24:31.480 If you're into marketing, just go kill yourself.
01:24:34.000 Seriously.
01:24:34.360 Kill yourself.
01:24:34.860 Do everybody a favor.
01:24:35.800 And he goes, you're like, oh Bill, you're so funny.
01:24:38.720 But no, I'm not kidding.
01:24:40.180 You need to kill yourself.
01:24:41.480 Yeah.
01:24:41.780 I thought that was the funniest shit I've ever heard.
01:24:44.420 He's right.
01:24:44.860 And Bill Hicks was like you.
01:24:46.620 And people talk about Bill Hicks every day.
01:24:48.400 They don't talk about one of his agents or one of his fucking marketing people or anyone
01:24:52.320 on his team.
01:24:53.500 They're forgotten.
01:24:53.640 Oh my God, people need to definitely, people like, who are watching all these Netflix folk
01:25:00.160 on comedy.
01:25:01.660 Yeah.
01:25:02.340 Which, you know, I'm not going to say nothing.
01:25:04.620 But.
01:25:05.400 I know what you mean.
01:25:05.960 You should, you should check out Bill Hicks.
01:25:08.880 You should check out Bill Hicks.
01:25:09.860 If you want to see a great comic and, and also Robin Harris, if you want to see great
01:25:17.440 comedy.
01:25:18.140 Hell yeah.
01:25:18.500 And nobody, neither of them boys would do shit on Netflix.
01:25:23.680 No.
01:25:24.200 They'd be like, I can't go on Netflix.
01:25:26.040 It's an embarrassment.
01:25:27.720 It's.
01:25:28.700 The only one Netflix works for is Dave Chappelle.
01:25:32.480 No, a lot of comics are.
01:25:34.240 Netflix is good for standups.
01:25:35.760 It just, I don't think.
01:25:37.140 Well, I mean, 50 million for Dave Chappelle.
01:25:39.540 Yeah.
01:25:39.760 You can't fault him for that.
01:25:41.480 No, no.
01:25:41.820 And a lot of comics are doing well through.
01:25:44.160 My thing is Netflix is, is that same thing.
01:25:46.640 I think it's great that Netflix is paying 50 million for him to talk about how much he
01:25:51.200 loves Trump.
01:25:52.100 Yeah.
01:25:53.040 Well.
01:25:53.280 Because that's what he, he's actually pro Trump.
01:25:56.140 It's cool.
01:25:57.140 The, that's not another show.
01:25:58.840 Just Netflix isn't going to put a comic on that's actually edgy.
01:26:03.080 Everyone talks about Chappelle being edgy.
01:26:04.660 He's not actually edgy.
01:26:06.480 He's edgy.
01:26:07.140 If you're a boring corporate person, but people that are actually edgy, like pure rock and
01:26:12.380 roll, I would put you in that category.
01:26:14.160 Netflix.
01:26:14.680 They're just like daily wire or Prager.
01:26:16.340 They, they, they're like, we're not going to, that's going to hurt our brand.
01:26:18.920 It's like, and I get it.
01:26:20.460 You have a brand.
01:26:21.040 I get it.
01:26:21.280 You have people in there and they're marketing people.
01:26:22.720 They're like, Hey, we got to, you know what?
01:26:24.200 At the end of the day, art doesn't give a fuck about your brand.
01:26:26.320 It doesn't give a shit about money.
01:26:27.480 The art is to, to save the goddamn world.
01:26:31.300 That's what you should be doing.
01:26:32.320 You should be highlighting actual artists that challenge you and tell you you're fucking
01:26:35.280 crazy or bullshit.
01:26:37.380 Not just because you told a couple of funny dick jokes on Netflix.
01:26:39.740 Like, fuck you.
01:26:40.900 My thing is, if you died, if you're a comic and you died, would your material be today?
01:26:47.860 Would your material be repeated in 10 years?
01:26:50.120 And if the answer is no, you're not a comic and you're not an artist.
01:26:54.300 You're just, you're just like, you're working a gig and you're getting paid.
01:26:57.980 If in 20 years they're talking about you, like we talk about Bill Hicks, then you're
01:27:02.260 a comic.
01:27:03.400 Robin Harris too.
01:27:04.380 Fuck yeah.
01:27:04.700 I love Robin Harris.
01:27:05.600 And, and, and people are going to talk about you long after you're gone and they're not
01:27:08.600 going to talk about whoever's got a Netflix special now.
01:27:10.500 Well, when they do talk about me after I'm gone, I wanted to say, it'll be flattering.
01:27:14.160 If they try to come to my funeral and do any one of those honor, honorary things, I want
01:27:21.460 them all shot.
01:27:22.520 Yeah, I will.
01:27:23.300 They won't, I don't want one of them motherfuckers to speak to me after I'm dead, to talk about
01:27:29.200 me.
01:27:29.460 If they make one comment about me, I, I'm going to curse them from the other side and
01:27:35.640 their entire family.
01:27:37.220 I love it.
01:27:37.580 They're not to say anything nice about me or bad or neutral.
01:27:42.460 They're not to, they're to keep my name out of their motherfucking mouth.
01:27:47.380 They're not to say one fucking thing about me.
01:27:51.200 That's your tombstone.
01:27:51.980 Keep my name out of your motherfucking mouth.
01:27:54.880 Out of your motherfucking mouth.
01:27:55.720 All right.
01:27:56.060 On that note, anything else?
01:27:58.780 I, I mean, I think we covered it, right?
01:28:03.080 Did we, did, what else were we going to talk about?
01:28:06.500 We did multiple personality.
01:28:07.800 We did Swiss banks, Muslim brotherhood.
01:28:09.960 We did a daily wire this weekend.
01:28:12.480 We promoted Bertram and then we shout on the company, which I'm sure they're going to love.
01:28:15.780 And then we did, uh, I think, I think we got it all.
01:28:20.500 Well, I wanted to talk about food and our new direction since we know everything's bullshit.
01:28:26.300 Yeah.
01:28:26.500 I want to talk about maybe changing direction in the podcast to more joyous things that turn, turn me on like food, cooking, things like that.
01:28:38.680 Nice thing.
01:28:39.460 I'm just laughing because you say that, but you just talked about like Israel and Jews for an hour.
01:28:43.500 Or like you did the exact, how about this?
01:28:46.800 What?
01:28:47.140 You, I remembered what you wanted to talk about.
01:28:49.140 I don't always want to be bitching because I enjoy my life.
01:28:52.120 No, you, that's, it's a multiple personality podcast.
01:28:54.640 I'm telling you next week you could do a cooking show in here.
01:28:57.020 Like people, people will tune in week to week.
01:28:58.440 I really want to showcase my incredible cooking talents.
01:29:02.560 Well, I mean, I mean, we, we can, we can film that outside of the podcast too.
01:29:09.100 Cause I'm just, we don't have a kitchen in here.
01:29:10.460 So we'd have to set up or we can just, you can do a cooking thing on YouTube.
01:29:13.160 It doesn't have to be this podcast too.
01:29:15.020 Just helping you compartmentalize if you wanted to, you don't have to force it all into the
01:29:19.780 same thing.
01:29:20.580 You got multiple channels on YouTube.
01:29:22.160 Think of yourself.
01:29:22.860 Plus I want to do iFans, a sexual show.
01:29:25.380 Yeah.
01:29:26.580 Um, I think, I think you wanted to talk about how you went, you were A-list, super famous
01:29:32.880 for a long time.
01:29:33.700 Oh yeah, because I said it was weird because I, I was a star that fell to earth and it was
01:29:41.160 pretty, pretty cool.
01:29:43.160 What did you learn from your, your star fall back to earth?
01:29:48.540 How, uh, how astounding the people here really are.
01:29:54.540 Here on, on the earth you mean?
01:29:55.920 On the planet earth.
01:29:56.780 Because I was like in a big concrete box for 10 years.
01:30:01.000 So I sort of lost contact with human beings because I was up in the stratosphere where the
01:30:07.280 stars are.
01:30:07.960 But then I fell back to earth and realized it's way better on earth than up in the stratosphere.
01:30:16.880 Can you tell?
01:30:17.600 It's way better.
01:30:18.480 I, I, I think so too.
01:30:19.980 I never was famous, but I, I, I saw what you went through and it's like, I feel sorry.
01:30:25.140 Yeah, but bullshit up there.
01:30:26.260 It is.
01:30:26.780 And I see people like still wanting that, desiring it.
01:30:29.120 I, I always tell them like, that's not what you think, but then they think I'm shitting
01:30:32.320 on their dreams, but I'm just like, it's not what you think.
01:30:34.660 No, there's nothing real.
01:30:36.400 There's nothing good.
01:30:37.660 It's all a yank and a grift.
01:30:40.120 And it's all like, oh my God, one shock after the other as to how absent everything is and
01:30:46.800 how there's no soul, nothing good, nothing real.
01:30:50.740 And then you fall back down to earth where it's the, uh, the salt of the earth.
01:30:57.060 Family, friends, love.
01:30:58.600 Yeah.
01:30:59.500 Um, that's way more important than fame.
01:31:02.540 And, and it sucks when you tell, cause I know now you're saying it and I'm happy you're
01:31:05.840 saying it, but people are going to go, wow.
01:31:07.120 Yeah, of course you were rich and famous.
01:31:08.680 Easy for you to say, you fucking stupid bitch.
01:31:10.560 It was just total isolation.
01:31:12.360 But it is.
01:31:12.960 And you're, you're speaking of the truth.
01:31:14.360 And I think everyone that's famous would agree.
01:31:16.180 And this, this shit, falling back down to earth has been so fun because one thing is I
01:31:20.920 am the life of the party.
01:31:22.760 Yeah.
01:31:23.080 I never was really the life of the party before.
01:31:26.200 I was always a wallflower.
01:31:27.800 Yeah.
01:31:27.960 But now falling back down to earth, I'm rather the life of the party.
01:31:32.540 It's fun.
01:31:33.360 You know why that is?
01:31:34.280 Cause you're not.
01:31:34.740 Cause I drink too much.
01:31:35.880 No.
01:31:36.060 Cause you're not performing as a job.
01:31:38.600 You're, you're, you're performing just cause that's what's in your bones.
01:31:43.260 So you're at a party.
01:31:43.920 You're like, Oh, I'm funny.
01:31:44.860 It's not like the old days when you'd work all day and be funny all day.
01:31:47.980 And then you go to a party and like, I just want to fucking stay home and watch TV.
01:31:50.480 And like, it was felt like it's too much, but now it's like, I'm in this thing.
01:31:56.160 Hey y'all get a load of me.
01:31:58.660 Yeah.
01:31:59.700 Oh, I know how to wrap this episode up.
01:32:01.620 You said the most horror brilliant, but also like horrifically narcissist, in my opinion,
01:32:07.040 like so narcissistic.
01:32:08.280 You were talking at the daily wire from here, you were out drinking at the party and you're
01:32:13.520 like, I just love when people, when I'm talking and I watch people laughing and it's
01:32:18.060 like, it's what gets me going.
01:32:20.000 And I was like, Oh, that's cool.
01:32:20.880 She's like performing.
01:32:21.640 And you're like, and then the next Roseanne sentence came out where it was clear what
01:32:26.640 you're really saying.
01:32:27.480 And you said, that's the only time I can stand people.
01:32:32.080 It's when they're laughing at my jokes, which is like, so that's so horribly narcissistic,
01:32:38.540 right?
01:32:38.880 Or no.
01:32:39.420 Did I read it wrong?
01:32:40.460 No, but that is true.
01:32:42.200 It is true.
01:32:42.820 And I know they're not trying to hurt me.
01:32:45.080 Well, it's also like when they're laughing at my jokes, I feel real safe.
01:32:48.760 Oh, okay.
01:32:49.120 They're not coming at me.
01:32:50.380 Oh, okay.
01:32:50.840 I thought it was like, you're the most important person.
01:32:54.800 So when people are laughing, then it's like, okay, you can live because you're laughing
01:32:57.800 at my jokes.
01:32:58.620 Well, it is that true.
01:32:59.140 That's what I think, right?
01:33:00.260 It's that true.
01:33:02.380 I love it.
01:33:03.240 I don't judge, man.
01:33:04.420 You know what?
01:33:04.860 There's nothing wrong with being there.
01:33:05.360 I love to be the life of the party and everybody's laughing and they're clapping for me.
01:33:10.120 It's like when I was three and I was doing my Shirley Temple impression at my grandma's
01:33:15.480 house again.
01:33:17.100 And they were telling me, Oh, you're even better than Shirley Temple.
01:33:20.880 It's that again.
01:33:21.960 It's pretty cool.
01:33:23.000 Do you think that was your desire to be famous?
01:33:24.800 It comes from that?
01:33:25.560 I just wanted to be better than Shirley Temple.
01:33:28.000 But you did standup, which you go up and you're in a crowd of people.
01:33:31.340 You're being judged.
01:33:32.040 You're telling jokes.
01:33:32.880 It's like, there's something wrong.
01:33:34.600 We always say there's something wrong with standups.
01:33:35.860 Because why would you choose that?
01:33:38.380 You know, to like go up there.
01:33:39.320 Oh, to murder.
01:33:40.760 To go up on stage and murder a crowd.
01:33:43.600 Yeah.
01:33:43.840 Just with your own body and voice.
01:33:46.200 That's got to feel good.
01:33:47.240 It's just, there's nothing like it.
01:33:49.160 It's better than rap or anything.
01:33:51.260 Anything any performing artist could ever do.
01:33:54.880 I have to agree.
01:33:55.560 Because it's right in the minute.
01:33:57.120 Yeah.
01:33:57.780 You know, I guess you could play music and that's right in the moment.
01:34:01.400 Yeah.
01:34:01.600 But rap's not music, so.
01:34:02.920 No.
01:34:03.400 But I mean.
01:34:04.480 Oh yeah, like Hendrix and fucking.
01:34:06.300 Yeah.
01:34:06.660 Yeah, that's probably similar.
01:34:08.220 It's so rad.
01:34:09.400 Oh, I've never felt that.
01:34:10.720 And most people haven't.
01:34:11.500 But I know that would feel amazing.
01:34:14.100 And no, you can turn a phrase and it will make people react with laughter.
01:34:20.760 Yeah.
01:34:21.280 It's very cool.
01:34:22.500 Absolutely.
01:34:23.100 So anyway, with that said, Bircham this Sunday.
01:34:25.480 Check it out.
01:34:26.140 Yeah.
01:34:26.720 Daily Wire Plus.
01:34:27.520 I did have a blast doing that show.
01:34:29.540 It's an important show for an important time.
01:34:31.780 And I'll say this, even though we shat on them for a little bit.
01:34:34.440 The truth is, you know.
01:34:35.960 It's like when I did that special for Fox.
01:34:38.480 Yeah.
01:34:38.640 Now I hate Fox.
01:34:40.160 Yeah.
01:34:40.400 I did the cartoon for What's It and Fuck Them.
01:34:42.500 You hate ABC.
01:34:43.500 You hate everyone that.
01:34:44.420 I hate all authority.
01:34:45.220 That's just how you are.
01:34:46.240 No, because they don't.
01:34:47.400 I like Adam Carolla.
01:34:49.340 And it's a show about.
01:34:52.560 It's a show of our time.
01:34:53.700 It's a show about our times.
01:34:54.900 And it's an important show because he's a woodshop teacher.
01:34:57.000 And he's got all these like fucking modern kids.
01:34:59.300 It's shitting on libtards.
01:35:00.340 Yeah.
01:35:00.500 I love it.
01:35:01.080 It's so fun.
01:35:02.480 And we need to do that.
01:35:03.480 It's offensive as fuck.
01:35:04.160 Yeah.
01:35:04.640 And it's good.
01:35:05.180 You should check it out because the dream would be to have another season and then pursue
01:35:10.080 these characters and really have ourself on the right side of things.
01:35:14.400 Right and right wing.
01:35:15.500 It's a cultural shift like the Greg Gutfeld show.
01:35:18.560 And we did that great.
01:35:19.460 We have to win.
01:35:20.560 We did that great interview with him about the cultural shift.
01:35:24.280 Yeah.
01:35:24.660 No, Gutfeld having.
01:35:25.500 We're going to push a cultural shift.
01:35:27.580 Daily Wire.
01:35:27.980 Back to common sense and middle of the road, right?
01:35:30.500 Absolutely.
01:35:31.140 Having a cartoon that's not woke be successful.
01:35:34.900 Having it be like real, like, oh my God, that's true.
01:35:37.300 I do feel that way.
01:35:37.980 Instead of feeling shame, that's what's going to save this country.
01:35:41.820 It sounds weird because everyone thinks it's going to be through voting for Trump.
01:35:45.060 And I'm all for Trump.
01:35:46.220 But really, the way we win is in the culture.
01:35:50.540 And if we win in the culture, everything else will take care of itself.
01:35:53.120 The way we win is by stopping, not allowing them to make us hate ourselves.
01:35:58.440 Right.
01:35:58.720 Well said.
01:35:59.640 Right?
01:36:00.140 Yeah.
01:36:00.500 We love ourselves instead.
01:36:02.400 All right.
01:36:02.920 See yous all.
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