Guns and Chardonnay | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #046
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1 hour and 37 minutes
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181.38489
Hate Speech Sentences
221
Summary
In this episode, Mike Rowe talks about the joys and horrors of giving birth without the use of painkillers, and how he and his son, Jake, went through the whole labor and delivery process in a non-western hospital. Mike also talks about what it's like to give birth in a witch's coven, and what it was like to be in the delivery room with cabbage on his wife's boobs. And, of course, there's a lot more. Enjoy this episode of The Roseanne Barr Podcast, wherever you listen to podcasts. You're officially invited to give it a listen. It's a great listen, and you're welcome to listen to it wherever you find it. BetMGM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor, free of charge. BetmGMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario, and is the king of online casinos. Get ready for Las Vegas-style action at your fingertips with the same Vegas Strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand, Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette. With your favorite casino games at MGM, you can be your best bet for a night out in the gambling mecca! and more! - Download the MGM Casino App today! BetmoGMGM Casino is the King of Online Casinos. - Betmo GMGMGMG & G&C - . & Betmo & Gambling Ontario only! & much more! Betmo MGM & GameSense, to Wager Ontario only BetGMGM - please play responsibly, bet meGMGM. & C's & C of the podcast, bet responsibly! Please play responsibly! . , betmGM & G & G? @ Betmo B&C's 19+ to wager Ontario, Betmo's + Betmo s& C & B&G & more ! ... I bet me a little bit better than you play responsibly? & I bet Meghan s & C&C s & G (BetMGM : Betmos & G) & the rest of the world
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Hey, I'm Mike Rowe, and I got nothing against celebrities.
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In fact, I just interviewed Rob Lowe and Jason Alexander, and they were terrific,
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but usually I interview people you've never heard of.
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the first responders who risk their lives to save complete and total strangers,
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and the mad scientists who are about to change the world with a better mousetrap.
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Those are the kinds of people I usually interview on the way I heard it,
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and you're officially invited to give it a listen, wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Greetings, earthlings, and human beings, and fellow other-ites, or whatever it is, thinkers,
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fellow and sister thinkers. Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
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Tell people where we are, because it's just you and me today.
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Oh, today, it's just me and my son, Jake, my oldest son, James Michael Pentland.
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I remember when Jake was born, and as I've gone into many times, that was quite the experience of,
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Yeah, well, that's what I was going to get into.
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You did a lot of the work with the calming of the woman and childbirth,
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We did, well, I'll tell everyone about it later, but yeah, we did the full bathtub,
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and it was like everything's enzymes and all that.
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I could tell, because I used to be part of the leftist witch's coven thing.
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But what I liked about it was that they're trained medically,
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and this place is right next to an emergency room,
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Because whenever you do the natural birth thing, it's like, what is it?
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They're grounded in the real world of technology.
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And they know what they're doing, and they stitched her up.
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They hadn't gone off the planet with their lesbania.
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It wasn't like Newt's Eye or Eye of Newt or Cauldrons,
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It was a nice synthesis of alternate ways of giving birth naturally
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Well, my thinking is like everything is like, you know,
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people have been having babies and animals have been having babies
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without Western medicine, and it really can't be that hard.
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It's the most torturous thing that could ever be on Earth.
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There's nothing that could even begin to compare to it,
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I swear to God, it is the worst fucking pain that ever fucking existed.
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and thinking about that kid's head getting squished over and over
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and that's why their head comes out looking like a,
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like a, what do you call the, I make the baba ganoush out of?
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They have to monitor its heart because it just,
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it's like, what in the fuck is going on here, you know?
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but we actually went into labor the morning of the podcast,
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Your wife's such a Jew on her way to the hospital in labor.
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What was the worst part of her whole personality
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is like in those really important moments in life,
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with the naming thing that she tortured herself for day and day and night.
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Why does the world want to fuck with us to this degree?
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and they're trying to go over behind us and fuck us up the ass.
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Just remember that Andy Kaufman going down to the South to just do that horrible Jew thing
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He knew he had cancer and that he couldn't cure it.
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proud Southerners that didn't give a shit about that.
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But I think we can learn a lot from each other.
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what you want to do is you want to allow it to get a little wet.
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And then they banned him off Saturday Night Live.
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and he would come and fight with his colleagues
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Because he's the greatest comic that ever lived.
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what I believe is the truth of what's happening,
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It does seem like the devil's doing pretty well now
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with American politics and communism on the rise,
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because when I went on tour with Michael Moore,
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can rest easy knowing that you've got emergency
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children that are being you know eviscerated i i hope
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that one day you do find peace and freedom from
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hamas from the occupation of hamas what hamas is
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what happens they can't they can't be allowed to
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not going to be able to uh they're not going to be
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able to fudge that line anymore the things they
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did on october 7th are inhuman and uh well they're
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liberal were peace activists disarmed so i think that says it
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all yeah no they were they're like they're the same
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people that are protesting pro hamas so fafo f-a-f-o f-a-f-o and it is sad that
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it's terrible human shields because those children should be in those white tents
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well those children should be their mothers but their mothers i guess
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they should be in israel where they're safe their mothers believe in uh
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death before dishonor is the way they think it's like a lot of
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a lot of uh people you know a lot of fighting people death before dishonor
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yeah well also i'm not even going to put a religion on it it's death before
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dishonor well it's a lot of it's really a lot of armies however they don't have
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any armies let's be real israel's got the weapons and they don't it's really
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alternative to our current life that's really what it is
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palestinians that are under the the control of hamas
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they're being literally like human shields they it's better for them to die
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or to suicide bomb or do that it's better to go to heaven where the virgins and
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shit are because their life is a horrible it's not about honor it's about
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those mass graves they found that is what they do to children of course
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hamas is a terrorist organization and they try to blame it on jews but
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unfortunately they carbon dated it to when there wasn't a war
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yeah but you know that's what they do they steal children they tie their
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they make them dig those tunnels the trafficking tunnels all through
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gaza which is what they did after they stole gaza with their fake
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well let's hope that hamas is destroyed and that's what they do they hold
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children hostage unless their parents vote for hamas
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yeah they execute children force them to dig those tunnels
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and the left is like la la da from the river to the sea
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palestine will be jew free from the river to the sea
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palestine will be jew free like the 57 arab countries
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that are now judan ryan yeah you nazi motherfuckers
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you think i don't see it i do see it we all see it nazis
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are people who can not see nazis not see well said
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