No More Sexy Time with My Wife to Punish Her for Liking Donald Trump (The Saad Truth with Dr. Saad_745)
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Summary
Donald Trump has been elected president of the United States, and now that he s in power, progressive women are declaring that they are withholding sex for the next four years as a protest against the election of Donald Trump. What does that mean for the rest of us?
Transcript
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Hi, everybody. Just like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert and Mark Ruffalo and Bryan Cranston,
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I'm today devastated that women's rights have been taken away because Trump has won the election.
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But I felt invigorated earlier because I saw a new movement that's catching fire
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where liberal progressive women are going on social media declaring that they are withholding sex for the next four years
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as a protest of any men that might have voted for Trump.
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Being the consummate male feminist that I am, I decided, well, if women can withhold sex, surely men can too.
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And so earlier today, my wife came looking for some afternoon delight, some sexy time,
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played some Barry White music, gave me that look.
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And I said, no. She said, come on, give me that sugar.
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Come on, you godly sexual prowess of a predatory bedroom bully.
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There will be no sexy time until Trump is no longer in power.
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Because imagine any woman living with this and not having access to the God's side magic.
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But that's what I'm willing to do to demonstrate that I stand with all progressive women
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who are fighting against the illegitimate ascent of Donald Trump.
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Now that he's in power, beautiful women, six foot four women that have nine inch penises and testicles
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will no longer be able to compete against biological women.
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Those women who are six foot four will no longer be able to walk into your 15-year-old daughter's locker room
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and exhibit themselves in their female genitalia, penis-shaped genitalia.
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And so I hereby declare no more knocking boots in the sad household.