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00:00:30.280 Mother's Day is right around the corner.

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00:01:20.580 Here we are.

00:01:21.860 Welcome to the month of May in the year 2025.

00:01:26.040 Thank you for joining me here today.

00:01:30.720 Thank you for letting me be a part of your life

00:01:32.500 and you be a part of mine today.

00:01:39.200 Happy Mother's Day.

00:01:40.260 We'll start with that.

00:01:41.080 We got a nice episode of, we got some Mother's Day stuff.

00:01:45.560 We're going to get into a little bit of light news.

00:01:47.660 And then we had a call a few weeks back about grief and loss.

00:01:53.380 And we had a lot of nice feedback calls.

00:01:58.020 And informative, heart, heart, heartish, heartfelt contributions.

00:02:05.340 So we'll get into those in a bit as well.

00:02:09.080 But yeah, Mother's Day, that's it.

00:02:12.760 Because your mom, people, your mama raised you.

00:02:16.520 Think about that.

00:02:17.380 But your mom, boy, you were, you was doing nothing. 1.00

00:02:23.840 Your little ass laying there. 1.00

00:02:27.080 Doing nothing, boy. 1.00

00:02:29.220 Hunting for a fucking hand tit. 1.00

00:02:30.980 That's all you was doing. 1.00

00:02:33.040 You was just hunting for that little hand tit with your little hands. 0.98

00:02:38.180 You was a little slurp lord.

00:02:40.700 And your mother raised you. 0.99

00:02:42.400 First of all, if something came up to me and started sucking on my breast, 0.99

00:02:45.960 on my tit or whatever it's called, tit for men or whatever, 0.99

00:02:51.120 I would not then raise it.

00:02:54.240 That is, you have to think about that. 0.99

00:02:56.940 If something started sucking on your tit, would you take it off 0.99

00:02:59.680 and then raise it and grow it to its full form? 1.00

00:03:04.940 Only a mother would do that type shit, boy. 1.00

00:03:07.780 That's some next level. 1.00

00:03:09.940 That's some next level behavior mothers out there. 1.00

00:03:12.420 With your ass, too. 1.00

00:03:14.800 A lot of kids never washed their ass. 1.00

00:03:16.700 We had a buddy. 1.00

00:03:18.040 His legs just knew his pants so well.

00:03:20.860 He wore the same pants always. 1.00

00:03:23.620 And so you knew good and well, so nobody was washing his ass, boy. 1.00

00:03:30.540 Not a chance. 1.00

00:03:31.540 Even his mom.

00:03:32.260 And she tried something.

00:03:33.160 You see her warm up some water on a stove in a stove pot

00:03:36.080 and to pull his pants back and just dump it right down the back of his pants, 0.99

00:03:41.920 hoping to even get a half wash or quarter wash on his ass with that warm water. 1.00

00:03:48.980 But damn, your mother, our mothers did that. 1.00

00:03:54.440 And when we couldn't read, imagine you sitting there with somebody, right? 1.00

00:03:58.000 And they can't read.

00:03:59.040 You know?

00:04:02.320 And you got to teach them to, you start with the first letter.

00:04:07.280 And you show them that.

00:04:10.480 And it's a picture of like an alligator and a little kid.

00:04:13.280 And the mom's like, what's that?

00:04:14.380 And he's like, lizard, lizard.

00:04:17.060 Or whatever. 1.00

00:04:17.740 He can't even say shit. 0.99

00:04:18.960 He don't even say nothing. 1.00

00:04:20.020 He just look at you. 0.83

00:04:21.600 And try to cop a quick hit off that tit. 1.00

00:04:25.240 That's a dumb child. 1.00

00:04:26.720 We were all dumb child. 1.00

00:04:29.560 My mother helped us out of that. 0.99

00:04:31.880 Out of that cavern of knowing nothing.

00:04:35.580 God.

00:04:37.020 They did a lot of work.

00:04:40.560 And then even on some, once you were in school,

00:04:43.360 when you had to go to school and take a test, 1.00

00:04:46.480 and you was dumb, buddy. 1.00

00:04:49.240 You was damn dumb. 1.00

00:04:51.180 You was a dumb child. 1.00

00:04:55.140 And your mother still hugged you and said you're going to do good on it. 1.00

00:04:59.040 I remember my mom would be like, you're going to do great on your test.

00:05:05.260 I'd look at her like, really?

00:05:06.500 I am?

00:05:09.040 You could, and she, yeah, you're going to do great.

00:05:11.420 And I would leave out the door and I'd peek back in the window. 0.99

00:05:13.820 You could see her just shaking her head like he going to fuck it up. 0.99

00:05:16.420 But that's crazy to, to send something, know something is going to not do well on a damn spelling or whatever it's called. 0.98

00:05:28.180 And send it out in the world and still hug it. 0.53

00:05:30.680 And pretend like you, when they get back, how'd you do? 0.99

00:05:33.720 You fucking know good and well how they did, mom. 1.00

00:05:36.740 They didn't do shit, boy. 1.00

00:05:40.340 They didn't do shit, bro. 1.00

00:05:42.520 Opening pants. 1.00

00:05:44.620 Another batch of warm water on that ass. 1.00

00:05:46.940 It's spring cleaning. 1.00

00:05:50.360 Mother's Day, man.

00:05:51.260 That's what it is.

00:05:52.880 And that's what it ain't, man.

00:05:54.380 And, yeah, I want to say happy Mother's Day to my mother.

00:05:57.960 I know she watches this show and I appreciate that.

00:06:02.480 Man, happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. 1.00

00:06:06.240 The ones that do it by themselves.

00:06:08.300 And some of y'all have help.

00:06:12.340 And, yeah, it's just this.

00:06:18.240 We know you're doing it.

00:06:19.800 Somebody's doing it.

00:06:22.440 And it ain't us.

00:06:24.380 It ain't us children.

00:06:26.900 We think we did it ourself. 0.99

00:06:30.620 We didn't do shit. 0.99

00:06:33.820 So make sure to reach out to your mother. 0.99

00:06:35.500 Hit her with a happy Mother's Day.

00:06:37.420 Get her something.

00:06:39.280 We got one of our commercials.

00:06:41.040 They got a good advertisement of something beautiful.

00:06:42.720 You get her some good items or something.

00:06:44.520 Break her off something.

00:06:46.060 Get your mother something. 0.93

00:06:47.080 Drive over there.

00:06:47.800 Give her a hug, boy. 0.93

00:06:50.060 Keep your hands off that breast, though, boy. 1.00

00:06:51.960 You're of age, you know?

00:06:54.800 You're of age.

00:06:55.740 Because that's always the craziest.

00:06:57.040 You see them nine-year-old at the basketball game.

00:06:59.780 And he over there.

00:07:00.520 And he up under his mother wearing a triple XL men's polo shirt. 0.90

00:07:07.200 Just so that kid can get up under there and knobble off on that tit. 1.00

00:07:12.180 And he fucking nine, bro. 0.99

00:07:15.920 Dude, I remember they had this one kid. 0.99

00:07:17.840 Little Bubby was his name.

00:07:19.040 And he would go slip up under his mom's shirt.

00:07:21.240 His mom.

00:07:21.680 I don't know if she was in a wheelchair. 0.94

00:07:24.240 She was just.

00:07:27.780 Just.

00:07:28.740 Just.

00:07:30.480 Just.

00:07:31.400 Not, you know. 0.99

00:07:33.420 Kind of looked like she was in a wheelchair type shit. 1.00

00:07:36.180 And she had them crazy breasts. 1.00

00:07:38.140 Them kind. 0.99

00:07:38.680 You.

00:07:39.080 It looked like.

00:07:41.180 They cracked open and were kind of flooding out. 1.00

00:07:43.480 Like them bitches was. 1.00

00:07:45.420 I don't even know if they are. 0.99

00:07:46.220 Or at a certain point it was like she had them just got. 0.99

00:07:50.280 Damn them thing, boy. 1.00

00:07:52.500 She had them fucking bean bag. 1.00

00:07:55.280 She had them. 1.00

00:07:56.580 She had them damn. 1.00

00:08:01.700 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:08:02.520 She could find. 0.99

00:08:03.320 Somebody take a break right between her breasts. 1.00

00:08:06.440 You find two men. 0.99

00:08:08.240 Two factory workers over between her breasts. 1.00

00:08:11.120 Getting a nap in and betting on a horse racing. 1.00

00:08:13.740 Because she had them big break time tits, boy. 1.00

00:08:17.860 She had them damn baby bags. 1.00

00:08:22.560 She had a fucking damn. 1.00

00:08:23.700 A cow walk up and try to feed off of them bitches. 1.00

00:08:26.140 She had them. 0.99

00:08:27.700 Them front end loaders on her. 1.00

00:08:29.600 What were we talking about?

00:08:31.760 What were we talking about, Easton?

00:08:33.660 Mother's Day.

00:08:34.680 Mother's Day.

00:08:35.600 That's it, man.

00:08:37.460 That is it.

00:08:38.260 Sorry, I went off on a tangent.

00:08:39.380 Oh, but I remember they had this kid little Bubby.

00:08:41.160 And he would go over by his mom's, by his mom.

00:08:44.360 He'd get up. 0.99

00:08:44.820 He'd get him a damn candy bar and get up under that shirt. 0.99

00:08:48.080 And get on that tit. 1.00

00:08:51.000 You'd see him in there. 0.77

00:08:51.920 He'd have to pop his head out to catch more breath.

00:08:53.940 To catch more air.

00:08:55.920 He'd be like.

00:08:57.820 He'd stick his head out.

00:08:59.600 And then back under there.

00:09:01.140 Candy and then tit.

00:09:02.340 Candy and then tit.

00:09:03.820 Under there.

00:09:04.340 Them nine years old, brother.

00:09:05.960 You're going to do good on your test, son.

00:09:08.060 No, we ain't. 1.00

00:09:08.760 That kid damn dumb, baby. 1.00

00:09:11.620 Happy Mother's Day. 1.00

00:09:14.800 Oh, I don't know what I'm going to get my mother.

00:09:17.200 Well, I'll get my mother some.

00:09:19.980 I'll send her a card.

00:09:21.640 And I sent that thing on Monday, boy.

00:09:25.500 So what's going to be there?

00:09:26.920 Because for years, I'm that guy.

00:09:28.280 I send that late card, you know. 1.00

00:09:30.300 I send that bitch. 1.00

00:09:31.860 She'll get that bitch on Father's Day. 1.00

00:09:33.600 She gets that bitch. 1.00

00:09:35.040 And she did both jobs anyway. 1.00

00:09:36.700 So they should make that.

00:09:38.980 They should make that Mother Father's Day card. 0.71

00:09:41.380 The two-in-one hitter now.

00:09:43.320 They should get that thing released out there.

00:09:45.660 Because you've heard me say it before, man.

00:09:47.540 The hardest working man I've ever met is my mother. 0.93

00:09:52.740 Big facts.

00:09:53.560 Happy Mother's Day to you and to your mothers.

00:09:56.020 Make sure to get that love line. 0.99

00:09:57.500 Hit her with that love line. 0.52

00:09:58.980 Do something. 0.94

00:09:59.500 Get over there. 0.77

00:10:00.000 Tickle her. 0.99

00:10:01.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:10:02.640 Buy her a bra that says keep out on it. 1.00

00:10:05.400 And honor those words.

00:10:07.460 Because you're too tall to be tittin'. 1.00

00:10:10.220 You know that shit. 1.00

00:10:11.680 Type shit, boy. 1.00

00:10:14.100 What's going on? 1.00

00:10:15.020 Feeling a little injured today?

00:10:17.920 I picked up something at the gym.

00:10:21.080 Bam.

00:10:21.520 Injured.

00:10:21.980 Didn't even.

00:10:23.720 And it was that kind of thing where your back locks up in your lung.

00:10:28.060 Like that.

00:10:28.860 Just.

00:10:31.400 Well, you.

00:10:33.420 It's like the wind got knocked out of your back.

00:10:37.000 And, you know.

00:10:38.720 And your friend's like, what's going on?

00:10:39.900 And you're like.

00:10:40.760 You can't even talk.

00:10:42.040 It just.

00:10:43.660 You just.

00:10:44.500 So.

00:10:45.300 I just left.

00:10:46.060 I don't know what they thought.

00:10:46.760 I had cancer or whatever.

00:10:47.840 But yeah.

00:10:48.140 Injured myself.

00:10:50.420 Went to the massage place over here.

00:10:52.840 And I go to the Chinese shop over there.

00:10:55.100 That chop shop.

00:10:57.360 It say right on the side.

00:10:58.520 The chop shop.

00:11:00.100 You know. 1.00

00:11:00.920 And they selling fucking rice right out the back of that bitch, boy. 1.00

00:11:05.500 They'll remodel your. 1.00

00:11:08.020 They'll remodel your spinal column. 1.00

00:11:10.560 They'll fucking unjango that bitch. 1.00

00:11:12.840 And then hit you with that damn two grams of rice when you roll out the door. 1.00

00:11:16.240 They got that shit in there. 1.00

00:11:20.580 And I got. 1.00

00:11:21.360 Whenever I go get that massage at the Chinese place.

00:11:24.720 I get.

00:11:25.060 I ask for the big guy.

00:11:27.240 I'm on big guy.

00:11:29.600 When I call him on the phone.

00:11:30.860 He knows me.

00:11:32.020 My buddy Yang over there.

00:11:33.400 I call him on the phone.

00:11:35.780 He say.

00:11:36.300 You coming?

00:11:36.580 I said big guy.

00:11:38.620 You got big guy.

00:11:41.180 Sometimes he got him.

00:11:42.140 Sometimes he don't.

00:11:44.180 Because I've had the second string.

00:11:45.960 They said big guy.

00:11:47.580 Big guy gone.

00:11:49.380 Big guy gone.

00:11:50.700 That's what he said.

00:11:51.460 I don't know what he meant.

00:11:53.160 But I think he was trying to say big guy gone.

00:11:55.640 Right?

00:11:56.160 And I spot him a letter.

00:11:57.240 If he ain't got it all.

00:11:58.140 Bro.

00:11:58.300 He's from another country. 0.99

00:11:59.280 You know.

00:11:59.960 That's the kind of guy I am. 0.99

00:12:00.980 I'm going to fucking give you a vowel. 1.00

00:12:02.560 Big guy gone. 1.00

00:12:04.340 Gone.

00:12:05.120 I got you.

00:12:06.460 I got you with that E twin. 1.00

00:12:08.780 So yeah.

00:12:09.900 He said big guy gone.

00:12:11.600 So I went in there. 1.00

00:12:12.440 And they had a second big guy in that bitch. 1.00

00:12:14.280 Bro. 1.00

00:12:15.820 The second.

00:12:16.640 And he ain't that big.

00:12:17.780 Bro.

00:12:17.940 He kind of.

00:12:18.680 He just.

00:12:20.620 He trying to like.

00:12:21.940 Make his neck long.

00:12:23.140 Just trying to look big or something.

00:12:24.800 You know. 1.00

00:12:24.940 He put on mittens and shit. 1.00

00:12:27.220 Because Asian. 1.00

00:12:27.980 They try to trick you.

00:12:28.760 When you're looking at them.

00:12:29.960 They trick you.

00:12:30.520 They visual. 1.00

00:12:32.240 They're the fucking. 1.00

00:12:34.860 They're the. 1.00

00:12:35.420 The bok choy. 1.00

00:12:36.360 David Blaine's baby. 1.00

00:12:37.380 Them bitches are fucking. 1.00

00:12:41.280 They trick you bro. 1.00

00:12:43.340 They'll put a piece of rice over each eye.

00:12:45.160 And tell you they sleeping.

00:12:46.100 That's who they are. 0.98

00:12:47.920 They tricksters like that. 0.99

00:12:49.940 But.

00:12:51.260 But I said big guy.

00:12:53.240 He said.

00:12:53.720 We want big guy gone.

00:12:55.180 But I showed up anyway.

00:12:56.400 I took that second. 1.00

00:12:57.280 That fucking other big guy bro. 1.00

00:12:59.340 And he wasn't shit. 1.00

00:13:01.420 This little motherfucker. 1.00

00:13:02.600 This little fucking. 1.00

00:13:04.620 Woodpecker. 1.00

00:13:05.280 This. 1.00

00:13:06.000 He couldn't do shit. 1.00

00:13:07.280 He would fucking hammer. 1.00

00:13:08.340 Just trying to hammer on me bro. 1.00

00:13:09.720 He just.

00:13:10.320 Put one of his arms out.

00:13:11.540 And was just like that.

00:13:12.380 Just.

00:13:13.160 Woodpecker me.

00:13:13.880 With that elbow. 0.99

00:13:15.480 Didn't do shit. 0.99

00:13:16.280 I'm fucking still hurt. 0.99

00:13:19.020 But anyway. 0.98

00:13:19.900 What else.

00:13:20.420 Big guy. 1.00

00:13:21.840 I want to be gay. 1.00

00:13:23.100 Big guy. 1.00

00:13:23.160 Big guy.

00:13:24.280 Dude.

00:13:24.880 I'll tell you this bro.

00:13:25.860 So one time I'm in there.

00:13:27.900 And I was getting a massage.

00:13:29.820 At this other joint.

00:13:30.900 I went to this other joint.

00:13:32.780 And I'm in there bro.

00:13:34.640 And.

00:13:35.780 I do the massage.

00:13:37.120 Where it's like this chair thing.

00:13:38.500 That you sit kind of forward on.

00:13:40.140 Easton.

00:13:40.520 Can you bring that up for me brother?

00:13:43.360 Yeah.

00:13:43.540 I got you.

00:13:43.840 And we're borrowing Easton today.

00:13:45.880 He's helping us produce.

00:13:46.700 And blessings to you man.

00:13:48.700 And.

00:13:48.920 And Easton works on.

00:13:50.500 John Chris's podcast.

00:13:52.440 What's it called?

00:13:53.480 Net positive.

00:13:54.480 Net positive.

00:13:55.560 With John Chris.

00:13:56.500 If you want to tap in with him.

00:13:59.320 What did I ask Easton?

00:14:00.440 Do you remember?

00:14:00.860 Pull up a chair picture?

00:14:02.120 Get that massage chair.

00:14:03.360 That front left.

00:14:05.240 Forward leaning.

00:14:06.520 Let's go with that.

00:14:09.260 Oh yeah.

00:14:10.420 Yeah.

00:14:10.820 That's the kind they have right there.

00:14:12.220 They put your face in a little.

00:14:14.260 It's like a little.

00:14:15.380 Soft little.

00:14:16.360 Toilet seat.

00:14:17.620 But it's soft.

00:14:19.140 But it's little.

00:14:20.800 Yeah.

00:14:21.060 Yeah.

00:14:21.240 Yeah.

00:14:21.380 Put your face on that.

00:14:23.040 And then they just start getting at you.

00:14:25.100 Anyway.

00:14:25.600 So yeah.

00:14:25.900 I'll go in.

00:14:26.400 He's got one of those chair.

00:14:27.560 Chair massages.

00:14:28.340 So I sit in there.

00:14:30.320 And big guy.

00:14:31.820 Big guy.

00:14:33.680 Big guy here.

00:14:35.320 Big guy gone.

00:14:36.120 Big guy here.

00:14:37.920 Big guy starts rattling on me. 1.00

00:14:39.680 Doing his big guy shit. 1.00

00:14:41.180 Fucking leaving sweat on my back. 1.00

00:14:42.640 I can feel it. 0.99

00:14:43.280 Every now and then I know he's really popping back there. 1.00

00:14:45.720 If I feel a bead of sweat hit my fucking neck. 0.99

00:14:48.440 So he back there popping. 1.00

00:14:49.920 Right.

00:14:50.600 And then I there's.

00:14:51.700 I look over.

00:14:52.720 Dude.

00:14:53.080 In the chair.

00:14:54.640 Next to me.

00:14:55.340 There's a kid.

00:14:56.240 Getting a massage.

00:14:57.960 Right.

00:15:00.360 For.

00:15:00.800 I didn't even.

00:15:01.060 I didn't know this could happen.

00:15:02.060 Right.

00:15:02.220 It's like a.

00:15:02.780 This kid.

00:15:03.560 Look like.

00:15:04.040 Kind of like the Rizzler.

00:15:05.120 Right.

00:15:05.360 Like.

00:15:06.300 Probably nine.

00:15:07.300 You're.

00:15:07.940 Maybe.

00:15:09.340 Nine.

00:15:09.740 And.

00:15:11.180 Like.

00:15:12.660 Kind of Ruben-esque.

00:15:13.900 You know. 0.95

00:15:15.000 Chubbish. 0.76

00:15:15.520 Or whatever they call it. 0.99

00:15:16.360 This chubbish little kid. 0.99

00:15:18.100 And. 0.63

00:15:18.380 And there's a guy just like.

00:15:19.460 Just like.

00:15:20.060 Just rubbing on.

00:15:20.920 Over.

00:15:21.260 Just like.

00:15:22.460 Massaging him.

00:15:23.560 You know.

00:15:23.960 And.

00:15:24.660 I didn't know a kid could get him.

00:15:25.920 I didn't know.

00:15:26.920 And I'm like.

00:15:27.420 Am I watching like a.

00:15:29.000 Like.

00:15:29.260 What am I watching?

00:15:30.960 Like.

00:15:31.180 Is this a kid getting a massage?

00:15:32.640 Or is this like a.

00:15:34.900 Like.

00:15:35.340 Is it.

00:15:36.600 Legal.

00:15:37.180 Or.

00:15:37.460 You know.

00:15:38.800 I just didn't know.

00:15:41.560 Yeah.

00:15:42.040 I'm like.

00:15:42.760 And like.

00:15:43.260 How long do you watch?

00:15:44.380 It's just a massage.

00:15:45.200 Like if.

00:15:46.140 You know.

00:15:46.520 But.

00:15:47.080 Yeah.

00:15:47.360 This kid.

00:15:47.940 But it was so crazy.

00:15:49.020 This kid was getting a massage.

00:15:49.900 Like this kid got a massage.

00:15:51.640 Or was getting a massage.

00:15:53.100 This kid.

00:15:53.540 So they're massaging a kid.

00:15:54.980 It's during the school day.

00:15:56.680 So I'm like.

00:15:57.400 What is.

00:15:57.780 You know.

00:15:58.980 What rich little kid. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Skips school to get a fucking. 1.00

00:16:03.360 Massage bro. 1.00

00:16:05.860 Then.

00:16:06.120 Anyway.

00:16:06.500 So we're sitting there.

00:16:07.380 And at some point.

00:16:08.460 Somebody.

00:16:09.300 Did a.

00:16:11.000 A fart.

00:16:12.200 You know.

00:16:13.100 Somebody did a. 0.98

00:16:14.220 And I think it was this kid.

00:16:15.880 Right.

00:16:16.140 It was.

00:16:16.660 It was crazy dude.

00:16:17.660 I'm.

00:16:17.900 I'm there.

00:16:18.520 It's already weird enough.

00:16:19.680 Somebody's massaging a kid. 1.00

00:16:21.120 I'm getting fucking. 1.00

00:16:22.120 Big guy. 1.00

00:16:23.540 Big guy.

00:16:24.840 He's over there. 0.99

00:16:25.400 Fucking working me in. 0.99

00:16:27.040 And. 0.99

00:16:27.240 And the little dudes over here. 1.00

00:16:28.560 Getting fucking chopped out. 0.99

00:16:30.320 You know. 1.00

00:16:30.900 This little fucking. 1.00

00:16:31.580 Six. 1.00

00:16:31.940 Fifth graders.

00:16:32.780 Or whatever.

00:16:33.920 This little fifth graders.

00:16:35.060 He's getting over there. 1.00

00:16:35.860 Fucking chopped out. 1.00

00:16:36.860 By chimp chop. 1.00

00:16:37.740 Your boy.

00:16:38.320 Right.

00:16:39.100 And I'm like.

00:16:39.800 Can you even massage a kid.

00:16:40.940 I'm thinking.

00:16:41.440 And then.

00:16:42.240 Somebody.

00:16:43.080 Just.

00:16:45.120 Started a fart.

00:16:46.020 Out of their body.

00:16:47.640 And.

00:16:49.000 I think it was the kid.

00:16:50.320 Right.

00:16:50.500 Because I think.

00:16:51.180 Look.

00:16:51.920 If you massage a kid. 0.93

00:16:53.340 They're going to fart.

00:16:54.000 They got to strike back somehow.

00:16:55.540 Because it's illegal to touch them.

00:16:57.860 So.

00:16:59.060 And it sounded like.

00:17:00.520 It sounded like.

00:17:01.240 Like.

00:17:02.160 I don't know.

00:17:02.940 It sounded like somebody was drinking milk.

00:17:04.440 And then just.

00:17:05.140 Like.

00:17:07.160 It was just.

00:17:09.300 It sounded like.

00:17:10.600 Uh.

00:17:12.460 It just sounded like a ghost.

00:17:14.160 Wearing.

00:17:15.680 Booty cologne.

00:17:16.620 That had just climbed out of that child.

00:17:17.980 And I'm not saying it was definitely the kid who was in there.

00:17:21.060 Doing farts or whatever.

00:17:22.560 But.

00:17:23.600 You know.

00:17:24.020 I don't know.

00:17:24.720 You know.

00:17:25.580 I'm no farting Luther King or whatever.

00:17:27.880 But.

00:17:29.360 I have a dream.

00:17:31.520 That's somebody farting in here.

00:17:35.840 But there was another guy in there.

00:17:37.540 So it could have been other guy.

00:17:39.240 You know.

00:17:40.300 Whoever that was.

00:17:41.280 It was Louis Fartacon.

00:17:42.920 Nah.

00:17:43.140 It's just a.

00:17:44.140 It's just a.

00:17:46.040 Activist joke.

00:17:47.100 Anyway.

00:17:47.980 Um.

00:17:49.240 No.

00:17:49.720 Yeah.

00:17:50.060 It could have been this other guy in there.

00:17:51.240 I don't know.

00:17:51.940 Um.

00:17:52.540 Because there was another guy in there.

00:17:54.180 Just a guy.

00:17:54.840 Like.

00:17:55.020 Worked at a bank or something.

00:17:56.400 Or was like.

00:17:57.680 Cheating on his wife. 0.69

00:17:58.640 Some guy. 0.55

00:17:59.180 Right.

00:18:00.880 And they were.

00:18:01.740 Over there.

00:18:02.440 Shining him up.

00:18:03.400 They over there.

00:18:03.960 Really getting into his shoulders and neck.

00:18:05.920 You know.

00:18:06.180 He had two kind of medium guys.

00:18:07.800 He didn't have no big guy.

00:18:09.980 Like I did. 1.00

00:18:11.620 Bitch. 1.00

00:18:12.840 Uh. 1.00

00:18:13.300 But they chopping into him.

00:18:15.040 And that.

00:18:15.840 And.

00:18:16.080 But at some point.

00:18:16.680 The room started to smell bad.

00:18:17.980 Somebody chopped off a real fart.

00:18:21.340 And it sounded like somebody had a.

00:18:23.320 Like.

00:18:23.980 Had put like milk on.

00:18:25.400 Just like. 0.99

00:18:26.260 Like their butt had been drinking milk. 0.99

00:18:28.160 And then just fought. 0.99

00:18:29.080 Just did a fart.

00:18:30.080 Bruh.

00:18:31.100 It was.

00:18:31.520 You could.

00:18:32.440 It just sounded like.

00:18:35.120 Like a.

00:18:36.100 Like somebody had taken a.

00:18:37.540 Tight foot out of a wet boot.

00:18:39.440 You know.

00:18:40.640 Out of a wet.

00:18:41.820 Uh.

00:18:43.220 Uh.

00:18:44.420 Rubber boot.

00:18:46.240 Just.

00:18:47.540 But anyway.

00:18:48.520 What is that?

00:18:49.080 Happy Mother's Day bro.

00:18:50.200 That's what I'm telling y'all.

00:18:51.040 I got a massage.

00:18:53.820 And you got to take care of yourself.

00:18:55.360 When you get them.

00:18:56.200 When I go into a massage place.

00:18:57.600 First thing I say.

00:18:59.140 No.

00:18:59.960 Pop pop.

00:19:02.080 I say no.

00:19:03.000 Pop pop.

00:19:03.900 Touch a wiener.

00:19:04.740 Tap on my wiener two times.

00:19:06.040 Pop pop.

00:19:06.880 No pop pop for me.

00:19:09.700 Uh.

00:19:12.060 That's what I say.

00:19:12.840 When I say.

00:19:13.420 Uh.

00:19:13.560 When I go into those places.

00:19:15.260 Um.

00:19:16.700 We got.

00:19:17.940 Uh.

00:19:18.640 An episode.

00:19:20.140 Oh.

00:19:20.280 And that means don't touch me.

00:19:21.500 Don't touch.

00:19:22.300 No.

00:19:22.860 Uh.

00:19:24.420 Don't touch this.

00:19:25.680 You know.

00:19:26.220 Don't.

00:19:26.720 Don't wiener. 0.61

00:19:27.520 Don't.

00:19:27.960 Stay off my wiener. 0.99

00:19:29.100 That's what I say.

00:19:29.860 You know.

00:19:30.660 Stay off my small guy.

00:19:32.320 Huh.

00:19:32.700 Stay off my small guy.

00:19:36.560 Big guy.

00:19:37.820 No.

00:19:38.200 No.

00:19:39.380 Medium guy.

00:19:41.980 But I tell him right when I walk in. 0.99

00:19:43.600 Don't jerk me off. 0.93

00:19:44.400 I do that myself. 0.95

00:19:45.460 And I do it at home.

00:19:46.520 I do it under.

00:19:47.660 You know.

00:19:48.340 I do it under.

00:19:49.220 With closed blinds or whatever.

00:19:50.980 Music on.

00:19:51.800 Music off.

00:19:52.400 Whatever.

00:19:53.660 I don't jerk off with the fan on.

00:19:55.500 I say that. 0.93

00:19:56.840 Point blank.

00:19:57.600 You see some dudes.

00:19:58.560 Bruh.

00:19:58.820 I know.

00:19:58.960 I got buddies.

00:20:00.860 You walk in their room.

00:20:02.380 It's smell in there.

00:20:03.180 Like they've been jerking.

00:20:04.080 Oh.

00:20:05.000 And the fan is on.

00:20:07.500 Bruh.

00:20:08.580 Have some respect.

00:20:09.740 Bruh.

00:20:11.400 Have.

00:20:11.740 You out there drying out your root or whatever.

00:20:13.840 And you out there popping off.

00:20:15.800 Bruh. 0.88

00:20:17.600 You out there freaking earning pearls out of your own ween out there.

00:20:22.440 So.

00:20:23.040 Praise God.

00:20:25.840 We'll get to an ad in just a second.

00:20:28.060 We got a new pope.

00:20:29.020 Is that right there, Easton?

00:20:31.340 That is correct.

00:20:32.740 And what did you think about it?

00:20:33.900 What's the news on him?

00:20:34.820 You got any information on him?

00:20:36.780 He is the first American pope.

00:20:39.280 No way.

00:20:40.120 He is.

00:20:40.580 He is from Chicago, Illinois.

00:20:43.640 The Bears, boy.

00:20:46.140 Wow.

00:20:47.600 I'll pull up his name here.

00:20:50.320 He's going by Pope Leo XIV.

00:20:53.060 And his name is Robert Prevost.

00:20:55.660 Bobby Prevost, baby.

00:20:58.360 And who do the Packers have?

00:20:59.440 Aaron Rodgers, dude.

00:21:00.420 It's a wrap, bro.

00:21:03.140 Jordan loved it.

00:21:04.220 Dude, nobody.

00:21:06.100 The Pope.

00:21:07.480 Dang, dang.

00:21:10.620 Dude, we got the Pope, huh?

00:21:14.040 Go Cubs, go.

00:21:16.880 Hey, Chicago, what do you say?

00:21:19.140 We got the Pope today.

00:21:21.820 Gang, boy.

00:21:23.180 We right here.

00:21:25.680 Big gate.

00:21:27.480 Big gate. 1.00

00:21:30.140 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:21:31.020 Hope he stops the massaging of children. 1.00

00:21:33.280 You know what I'm talking about?

00:21:34.140 Yeah.

00:21:37.480 We shut it down, brother.

00:21:39.080 I don't know if we can say that.

00:21:40.040 And how do we know when they pick the Pope?

00:21:43.280 So they, I guess all the cardinals, there's like a bunch of, I don't know, many.

00:21:48.120 They all like silently, secretly, like, you know that thing you did in school where you

00:21:52.140 let it like close your eyes and raise your hand and the teacher counted?

00:21:54.940 I guess it's like that where they like secretly vote.

00:21:57.600 Oh.

00:21:57.880 And they don't decide until, I think it's like a two-thirds majority.

00:22:01.600 Like heads up, sovereign up or whatever?

00:22:03.600 Yeah.

00:22:04.240 So if the Pope, I guess every day they do it, and if the Pope hasn't been chosen, they

00:22:08.000 do like black smoke out of the chimney.

00:22:10.480 And then if the Pope does get chosen, then it's white smoke that comes out of the chimney.

00:22:15.020 Oh, really?

00:22:15.800 So how long did it take them to choose this Pope?

00:22:17.380 I think just like two days, because yesterday it was black smoke, and then, or two days

00:22:21.880 ago it was black smoke, and then yesterday it was white smoke. 0.99

00:22:24.660 Damn. 0.98

00:22:25.500 So it's only two days. 1.00

00:22:27.020 Have we ever had a black Pope yet? 0.99

00:22:28.960 No.

00:22:30.700 Wow, bro.

00:22:32.580 That's what we got to get that black Pope, boy. 1.00

00:22:35.760 Big gay! 1.00

00:22:37.500 What about an Asian Pope? 0.99

00:22:38.780 Have we had it? 0.99

00:22:40.960 Oh, we got to get a damn little Asian Pope, boy. 1.00

00:22:47.380 Just a little bit of prayer fried rice, boy, you feel me? 0.99

00:22:50.760 So you said this would be the summer of you.

00:22:53.420 But then you remembered, you have kids, and now you spend every sunny day at water parks

00:22:57.980 and petting zoos.

00:22:59.280 So be it.

00:23:00.440 We do the prep, so you can get your you time back with freshly prepared, ready-for-you dishes

00:23:05.160 from Sobeys.

00:23:08.660 I want to say thank you to Mom for having all the answers.

00:23:13.660 She had them all.

00:23:14.580 She didn't, sometimes they were wrong yet, but she had them all.

00:23:19.220 Imagine something just asking you questions for 18 years and more, and you do your best

00:23:26.160 to answer every one.

00:23:28.480 Yup, that's a mom. 1.00

00:23:31.200 But this year we're answering for mom, and the answer is we're going to give them flowers

00:23:38.480 plus a real break.

00:23:40.520 Because moms are at it 24-7. 1.00

00:23:44.100 And flowers, it's nice, but you know what they really want is a break.

00:23:49.520 From everyone's questions, from the endless to-do list, from momming.

00:23:55.540 Oh, I still ask my mom so many questions.

00:23:57.960 I will call and ask my mom what shoe size I wear.

00:24:01.920 I wish I could look in my shoe, I could do a ruler against my foot, but I will call my

00:24:10.480 mom, and if she doesn't answer it when I call, I will just not know what my shoe size

00:24:16.880 is for the day.

00:24:18.220 Oh, if I was a mom, I would just put earplugs in. 0.83

00:24:21.180 That's what I would do.

00:24:22.540 I would tell my kids I would have like one of those lights that taxis have above them

00:24:26.080 on the top of a taxi that says when it's available or not.

00:24:29.220 I would turn the light off, not available.

00:24:32.540 And then I would, what would I do if I were a mom?

00:24:37.160 Oh, I would get in a big bubble bath.

00:24:41.480 That's what my mom used to do. 1.00

00:24:43.780 She would yell, she'd yell at us and say something.

00:24:47.740 And say we weren't going to be able to have something.

00:24:49.700 And then you would hear, you'd hear her slam her door and then every now and then you'd

00:24:55.680 hear her get in that bubble bath right there and maybe crack open a cold beer or something 1.00

00:25:01.620 or cold little can of milk or whatever.

00:25:05.200 You'd hear her crack it open and get that bubble bath going. 1.00

00:25:09.480 Sud so high, you couldn't see, hear nothing. 0.99

00:25:12.140 Is she in there?

00:25:13.400 I don't know what she would, and I think she would just sit in there in the bubbles and 0.78

00:25:17.840 have a little sip of beer or cold milk.

00:25:20.920 Something to get her through the day, man.

00:25:22.780 So if I was a mother, I would do that.

00:25:24.640 Oh, and I forgot to add, this Mother's Day when you buy your mom flowers, you'll get up

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00:25:44.860 some me time.

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00:26:22.260 All right.

00:26:23.780 You know, one of the last episodes, the last solo episode we had called Chili Boy or something

00:26:29.380 like that.

00:26:31.580 Was it Chili Baby?

00:26:32.880 Chili Boy? 0.99

00:26:33.540 Chili Baby? 0.99

00:26:34.820 Chili. 0.96

00:26:35.240 Oh, Pickle Chili.

00:26:37.980 And it was about a month ago.

00:26:39.540 And a man called in who had lost his girlfriend to cancer.

00:26:46.280 So we're going to take a quick listen to that.

00:26:53.500 Hey, Theo.

00:26:54.700 Hope you're doing well.

00:26:56.260 I'm calling you today.

00:26:58.520 See if I can get your perspective on something.

00:27:00.420 Um, my, uh, girlfriend of, uh, four years, she, uh, she passed away five and a half months

00:27:08.700 ago.

00:27:08.940 Um, she, uh, it wasn't, uh, not a surprise, but, you know, she, uh, she had cancer.

00:27:15.220 Um, we thought that she had a little more time.

00:27:18.460 But, um, yeah, um, since then I've spent most of my time doing nothing.

00:27:24.540 You know, um, I would visit her grave every day for, uh, months, which is good, I guess,

00:27:31.580 for getting out.

00:27:32.820 He goes and visits her grave every day, you would say, for months onward.

00:27:36.840 Man, thank you for sharing this, brother.

00:27:38.840 Of my apartment.

00:27:40.880 Um, but I would just let the time pass, you know.

00:27:45.200 But, um, recently I've started, uh, going back to school full time and, uh, working again.

00:27:52.980 And, honestly, I feel like I'm just doing it because it's, uh, expected of me, you know,

00:27:59.000 from, like, people around me, my family, and, like, peers.

00:28:03.140 Um, I guess another reason for that is I'm, I'm pretty young.

00:28:08.180 But, um, so maybe some people just expect me to move forward pretty fast.

00:28:13.980 But, you know, I, I don't want to, you know.

00:28:16.400 Um, yeah, um, I just, you know, sometimes here I feel like you're like, I feel like I was,

00:28:22.900 like, left behind, you know.

00:28:24.200 Um.

00:28:25.400 Yeah, thank you for the call, brother.

00:28:27.040 And, um, and we, we, we discussed this on a previous episode.

00:28:31.080 But we had, we got some calls that came in.

00:28:33.200 And I wanted to listen to some of them here.

00:28:36.000 Uh, just so you can get an idea.

00:28:37.600 As always, the hotline guide is, is 985-664-9503.

00:28:44.020 And, um, here's a call that came in about grief.

00:28:47.900 If we asked callers, uh, if they had any suggestions for that gentleman.

00:28:52.180 And here's some of the responses that we got.

00:28:57.800 Hey, Theo.

00:28:58.760 Um, man, love your show, bro.

00:29:00.660 Listen to you every day or every time you make a podcast.

00:29:03.540 I'm actually listening to Pickle Chili right now.

00:29:06.120 Um, and I heard the caller call in about he lost a, uh, his, uh, girlfriend or whatever.

00:29:11.120 And you ask some people to call in, give some ideas of how maybe he can handle this situation.

00:29:16.760 And, look, I actually lost my daughter five years ago to this day.

00:29:21.760 Um.

00:29:23.660 From a brain aneurysm.

00:29:25.500 And I guess the only advice I can say is, look, man, don't let nobody tell you how long you should grieve.

00:29:30.940 Uh, it's going to be different for everyone.

00:29:32.820 Because not every, not every, uh, situation is going to be built the same.

00:29:38.500 So, uh, do it at your own speed, man.

00:29:41.720 Um, there's going to be a lot of people that's going to want to get involved and tell you how you should do these.

00:29:46.900 But you have to experience this the way that you need to experience this to make it right for you.

00:29:53.200 Um, I have dreams about my daughter often, man.

00:29:56.180 And it's funny because, like, in my dreams, I know she's passed away.

00:30:00.100 And I know she's not with her.

00:30:01.840 So, while I'm dreaming, I try to, I just try to hug her and talk to her.

00:30:06.400 And make that dream last as long as I can.

00:30:10.460 Um, you know.

00:30:12.300 And look, bruh, miss her.

00:30:13.820 Miss her every day.

00:30:15.140 I talk to my daughter.

00:30:16.580 I miss, I mean, every night before I say a prayer, I talk to my daughter.

00:30:21.660 And I've been doing that since the day she's passed away.

00:30:25.340 And look, last but not least, bruh, it doesn't get easier.

00:30:29.800 It really doesn't.

00:30:30.920 It just becomes a new type of normal.

00:30:33.840 If, uh, if that makes some sense, bro.

00:30:36.160 Man, Theo, gang, gang, love you, bruh.

00:30:38.840 Love you too, bruh.

00:30:39.880 Thank you, man.

00:30:41.680 Man.

00:30:42.040 Man, that's just, that's a lot, you know, it's, that's nice of him to call.

00:30:56.360 He called out of Louisiana.

00:30:57.360 I see that area code 337 over there.

00:30:59.860 And you can hear the bayou in the back of his drawer right there.

00:31:02.920 Yeah, um, yeah, I remember after my dad was gone, even still, sometimes if I'm having

00:31:08.640 like a tough day, whenever I go to sleep at night, I'll, uh, yeah, I'll hope that I get

00:31:14.180 to see him or that he shows up, you know.

00:31:16.080 And then sometimes it's like, gets to be further, sometimes it's like further and further between

00:31:20.600 times.

00:31:21.000 And then, um, yeah, and it just like, you just wish some, like, you hope that somebody will

00:31:30.400 be there.

00:31:30.740 But then sometimes they are in your dream and yeah, that's awesome, man.

00:31:35.720 That's a really nice, uh, sentiment to share.

00:31:40.020 Um, thank you for that call.

00:31:41.360 Let's take another call here.

00:31:45.720 Hey, Theo.

00:31:47.140 Hey, man.

00:31:47.700 Just wanted to call in, uh, in response, listening to the pickle chili podcast and, uh, the guy.

00:31:56.320 Thank you for listening, man.

00:31:57.740 I appreciate that.

00:31:58.440 Thank all you, all anybody who listened.

00:32:00.740 Guy that lost his, um, girlfriend and after five months wanted to respond to somebody that's

00:32:06.740 been through that too.

00:32:08.700 Uh, lost my fiance, um, high school sweethearts.

00:32:13.360 Um, yeah, day before my birthday, she was in a car accident and, uh, it's tough, man.

00:32:20.800 Somebody that's somebody that you've been with for seven years.

00:32:23.740 Um, at a young age, I was, uh, 21.

00:32:27.940 She's 20.

00:32:28.960 So it's kind of rough, but just wanted to respond to him and letting know the things that have

00:32:34.420 helped me and maybe it'll help him and somebody else.

00:32:37.180 And the biggest thing is I got all those, uh, the same symptoms as him, um, you know, didn't

00:32:43.820 want to do anything.

00:32:45.260 Uh, you lose your purpose in life and, uh, some things that you touched on, Theo, you know,

00:32:51.340 uh, you want to dream, you want to feel all that again.

00:32:54.160 And, uh, it's all true.

00:32:56.680 Uh, but the thing that helped me the most is, is surround yourself with, uh, friends and

00:33:02.120 family and, um, those things right there, the people that love and support you.

00:33:07.600 I'm still close with her family and, uh, those things help you get through it, man.

00:33:12.080 So anytime I'm having those rough days and weeks and, and you just, like you said, get

00:33:19.520 out, surround yourself with people that love you and your friends, go do some things with

00:33:25.220 your friends.

00:33:25.760 They're always there for you.

00:33:26.940 And, uh, I got a dog, you know, and that really helped me get through that too, man.

00:33:31.120 You always got somebody excited to see you when you get home and, uh, that's it, man.

00:33:36.020 That's really the answer.

00:33:37.240 Uh, you'll never forget.

00:33:38.580 You'll never move on, uh, completely.

00:33:41.060 You hope to have a normal life, but, um, the things that help you push through it are going

00:33:47.460 to be just love, surround yourself with people who love you.

00:33:54.480 Amen, man.

00:33:57.720 Yeah.

00:33:58.120 There's a song, uh, uh, there's a song by this guy, Stephen Wilson Jr.

00:34:02.140 Thank you for that call.

00:34:03.040 And thank you to the caller previously too.

00:34:04.840 And thank you guys for both sharing, uh, your experience with loss.

00:34:08.720 Yeah.

00:34:09.120 There's this song, uh, grief.

00:34:11.940 Is that, uh, by Stephen Wilson Jr.

00:34:15.500 And it's, uh, grief is only love that has nowhere to go.

00:34:22.520 And, um, and I thought about that.

00:34:27.380 I thought about that since that gentleman called in, um, because love is like, love is this

00:34:34.360 feeling that it has to land on someone or an object.

00:34:37.500 It has to land on a, on something, right?

00:34:40.220 Like a person, place.

00:34:41.120 It has to, it has to, love has to have a place to land.

00:34:44.160 If you love, like you can love yourself, but, um, that's more like integrity and, um, confidence.

00:34:52.320 And then it can even drift into ego or whatever.

00:34:55.380 But when you really love, you love someone, you know?

00:35:01.240 And so love is really, it's an outward thing.

00:35:04.420 It's, it's not, it's yours, but it's, if it's active, it's not yours.

00:35:12.000 It's, it's, uh, like a bridge almost kind of.

00:35:17.080 And then, um, yeah, once that recipient is gone, once that place where it was landing

00:35:23.800 is gone, it's like, um, it almost becomes, it's crazy that something that is so wonderful

00:35:32.480 can become so painful because then you have the, all these same feelings, but they don't

00:35:36.800 have the place to land.

00:35:37.960 And, um, yeah, I remember when my father died, I remember I just, I was at his funeral

00:35:46.380 and it was like the most, like, scariest thing ever.

00:35:48.740 There was people there that I didn't even, I didn't know any of them.

00:35:52.320 And, uh, my, um, this family that I just moved in with the day it took me over there.

00:35:59.680 And, uh, and some of our neighbors went with me and I just remember like, uh, it was all

00:36:07.460 these feelings that I think I didn't even know that I'd had that I wanted to be for my

00:36:11.940 father.

00:36:12.300 And I didn't even know I had them.

00:36:14.100 And now it was just like, they were, they hit a dam, you know, they just would never have

00:36:18.320 a place to go.

00:36:19.480 And I just remember like just so much tears and like crying and like, it would be like

00:36:25.820 going into the cracks of the floor.

00:36:27.740 And I just wanted to, I just wanted to be one of those tears.

00:36:31.760 I wanted to just disappear.

00:36:34.520 Um, uh, let's take some other calls, man.

00:36:40.680 And we're not trying to make that like, I guess it can't help, but be like sad, but I

00:36:47.040 think it's real.

00:36:48.140 Right.

00:36:49.560 Um, and it's real.

00:36:52.020 This is, you know, life is real and it's full of real things.

00:36:55.540 Um, and I'm just glad we don't have to go through them alone.

00:36:59.060 So that's a nice thought to have right now.

00:37:02.460 Hey, Theo.

00:37:03.960 Um, I'm replying to the gentleman that had recently lost a girlfriend.

00:37:09.020 Uh, I had lost my girlfriend back in 2018.

00:37:13.520 So it's going on seven years now.

00:37:17.000 Um, it's tough.

00:37:20.640 And it sounds like he was looking for answers when, you know, the only thing that I could

00:37:29.840 say is like, it sounds like he's on the right track.

00:37:31.780 And if I was him, I would just choose to live through the memories that they shared together.

00:37:40.660 Um, I remember my girlfriend always telling me that, you know, she thought I was a good

00:37:46.320 teacher.

00:37:47.320 And so now I'm in a field where I'm able to teach people things.

00:37:52.020 And I just feel like every time I do, I just, it reminds me of her.

00:37:59.100 And there's just like, it's no longer a sadness anymore.

00:38:03.120 There's a happiness in it.

00:38:05.660 And yeah, you know, it's funny.

00:38:11.740 Um, thank you.

00:38:13.680 Sorry, I'm belting.

00:38:14.680 I had a little bit of Celsius, but, uh, thank you for the call, man.

00:38:20.180 And yeah, I remember my dad, like one thing I were like, one of the only things I remember

00:38:24.100 he said to me ever in my life was that I was a survivor.

00:38:26.180 He used to always say that you're a survivor, you know, and maybe he knew that because he

00:38:30.660 was so old that it would be something that I would need.

00:38:33.180 I don't know.

00:38:34.040 But it's like, it's like one thing that I just feel like, you know, I relate to or something.

00:38:43.580 Um, you know, like I'm going to get through this, I guess, you know?

00:38:48.360 Um, so I think that's really magical that when you act out something that somebody who

00:38:53.720 loves you told you, you were, when you do those things, um, that you are kind of servicing

00:39:02.720 that relationship that's no longer there, you know?

00:39:06.340 Like if she says that, where you said this part, I remember my girlfriend always telling

00:39:12.740 me that, you know, she thought I was a good teacher.

00:39:16.360 And so now I'm in a field where I'm able to teach people things.

00:39:21.500 And yeah, I could totally see that man, that by then teaching that you feel like you're honoring

00:39:26.800 her and it makes you feel that same way that you felt when she told you it was something

00:39:32.980 that you did really well.

00:39:35.560 Um, yeah, it's interesting how we figure out how to, uh, how to keep going in the world,

00:39:45.380 all of us.

00:39:49.160 And that we want to, that's one thing that I think is amazing about life, uh, is this will

00:39:55.000 to survive, right?

00:39:56.220 It's like, you have a man that lost his daughter and he's, you know, and there's, it's like he

00:40:04.380 wants to go in, at least wake up and see the day every day because, you know, probably through

00:40:09.760 his eyes, his daughter somehow gets to see the day as well.

00:40:12.840 You know, I think there's just something in us that wants to survive so much.

00:40:17.060 Um, and I don't even know what to say about that or what I think about that thought.

00:40:22.760 Uh, but thank you for that call, man.

00:40:27.340 Thanks for sharing that.

00:40:28.720 Um, all right, let's take one more call.

00:40:32.440 Hey, Theo, this is Tyler from Cincinnati.

00:40:36.140 Hey, Tyler, thank you for calling, dude.

00:40:38.180 Cincinnati over there.

00:40:40.960 Will the Bengals have a decent defense?

00:40:43.260 I don't know.

00:40:44.080 All the money's on the offensive side of the ball.

00:40:46.140 It feels like if they let Trey Hendrickson go.

00:40:48.580 Now, with that said, is it a Joe Burrow make or break year?

00:40:53.720 We'll see about that, baby.

00:40:56.120 Onward, brother.

00:40:57.320 Um, I don't have personal experience with a loss of an immediate loved one, but I've walked

00:41:02.960 next to someone who has, and our church offers counseling around that.

00:41:08.120 And one of the resources we use is this book called Dark Clouds, Deep Mercy.

00:41:13.200 I highly recommend it to everyone who is dealing with loss and I buy it for anyone close to

00:41:20.880 me that I hear has a loved one who they've lost and they've found some piece from that

00:41:28.160 book.

00:41:28.760 Uh, yeah, hopefully that could be a resource to some people who are listening.

00:41:33.680 Thanks.

00:41:34.040 Bye.

00:41:34.160 All right.

00:41:37.460 Yeah.

00:41:37.660 Thank you for that suggestion, man.

00:41:39.140 I know there's a lot of grief books out there and stuff, but it's just like, how do you go

00:41:43.620 through it?

00:41:47.400 Yeah.

00:41:47.940 Uh, it's interesting.

00:41:48.640 The young man who called earlier, the first, the original call was saying that he felt like

00:41:52.640 he got left behind.

00:41:53.980 Yeah, it's just, it's all kind of fascinating.

00:42:02.440 Um, even though it's so sad, uh, I was, I was the other day, this came up on my feed when

00:42:17.860 I was thinking about grief.

00:42:19.920 Um, and it's Jim Carrey once said, or this site attributes, attributes it to him.

00:42:27.040 Grief is not just an emotion.

00:42:29.440 It's an unraveling, a space where something once lived, but is now gone.

00:42:35.360 It carves through you, leaving a hollow ache where love once resided in the beginning.

00:42:41.460 It feels unbearable like a wound that will never close.

00:42:44.560 But over time, the raw edges begin to mend the pain softens, but the imprint remains

00:42:51.140 a quiet reminder of what once was the truth is you never really move on.

00:42:57.340 You move with it.

00:42:58.720 The love you have does not disappear.

00:43:00.700 It transforms.

00:43:01.720 It lingers in the echoes of laughter and the warmth of old memories in the silent moments

00:43:07.080 where you still reach for what is no longer there.

00:43:09.580 And that's okay.

00:43:11.600 Grief is not a burden to be hidden.

00:43:13.540 It's not a weakness to be ashamed of.

00:43:16.360 It is the deepest proof that love existed.

00:43:19.780 That's something beautiful once touched your life.

00:43:22.740 So let yourself feel it.

00:43:24.460 Let yourself mourn.

00:43:25.820 Let yourself remember.

00:43:28.100 There is no timeline.

00:43:30.200 There is no right way to grieve.

00:43:33.140 Some days will be heavy and some will feel lighter.

00:43:36.580 Some moments will bring unexpected waves of sadness while others will fill you with gratitude

00:43:41.700 for the love you were lucky enough to experience.

00:43:44.200 Honor your grief for it is sacred.

00:43:48.760 It is a testament to the depth of your heart.

00:43:51.240 And in time, through the pain, you will find healing, not because you have forgotten, but

00:43:56.480 because you have learned how to carry both love and loss together.

00:43:59.860 Man, that's a pretty powerful.

00:44:09.060 Yeah.

00:44:09.380 Whenever I had heard that quote that, yeah, that grief is only love that has no place to

00:44:13.640 go.

00:44:13.800 It's a great song too by Stephen Wilson Jr.

00:44:16.040 I don't believe that the quote is his, but it's a great song.

00:44:24.760 Yeah.

00:44:25.240 Like you have memories and sometimes even just telling a funny story about someone that's

00:44:32.040 gone can almost make you have the same feeling as if they are still alive sometimes.

00:44:38.740 Um, but yeah, thank you guys for anyway, listening to that.

00:44:48.220 I know some of that stuff's kind of heavy and stuff to think about, but it's nice to take

00:44:51.560 moments to think about people, uh, and just hear what just be alive.

00:45:00.640 Yeah.

00:45:01.140 It's nice to just be alive.

00:45:02.620 Um, yeah, I don't mean that.

00:45:05.860 I just mean it's, um, I don't know what I mean anyway.

00:45:10.660 Yeah.

00:45:11.020 Thank you everybody for who made some calls and called in.

00:45:14.200 Uh, there was a lot of nice calls and suggestions and we tried to put some together there.

00:45:19.380 Um, you know, I wanted to say something, there's been something that's just been kind of on my

00:45:25.200 heart and so I feel like I should bring it up.

00:45:28.140 Um, there is, you know, we've had people on the podcast in the past to talk about it.

00:45:34.200 Um, and there's just a, there's a conflict that's been happening in the Middle East.

00:45:43.260 People know about it, um, between Israel and Palestine and some of the areas over there,

00:45:49.780 the Gaza area they talk about.

00:45:51.440 And, uh, and I just think it's, it feels to me, I don't know if I, it just, it feels to

00:46:00.240 me like it's a genocide that's happening while we're alive here in front of our, in front

00:46:07.760 of our lives.

00:46:08.520 Um, and I, I don't, sometimes I feel like I should say something.

00:46:15.820 I'm not a geologist or geographer or anything like that, you know?

00:46:19.800 So I don't know a lot of the, some of it I do know though.

00:46:24.960 Like I know the basics of the issues over there, but for me, it's just like how I feel like you

00:46:30.440 see all these photos of, um, people, just children, women, people, body parts, just people

00:46:41.840 like putting their kids back together.

00:46:44.200 Um, and I just can't believe that we're watching that and that more isn't said about it.

00:46:50.800 Um, and so I'm not saying anyone else needs to say anything, but I think I'm just that more

00:46:55.620 isn't said about it by me.

00:46:57.580 So I just, uh, I want to be able to speak up about that, that I think we're watching

00:47:02.860 probably like, you know, one of the sickest things that's ever happened.

00:47:09.440 And, uh, and I'm sorry if I've kind of haven't said about it, I've tried to talk about it and

00:47:14.620 learn about it.

00:47:15.840 Um, but I don't know, maybe I just want to, I just wanted to say something.

00:47:21.580 I don't even know what to do, you know?

00:47:24.520 And it's crazy cause our country is also complicit in, in, you know, it's, uh, in, in it and

00:47:29.620 has been for a long time.

00:47:30.840 And, um, and it's just kind of interesting cause then you just realize, oh, well, I'm

00:47:34.860 just, uh, yeah, I'm a member of this country, but I'm just, what we want sometimes doesn't

00:47:40.860 matter, you know?

00:47:42.980 And you just have to be a member of a place and your government is making other choices.

00:47:48.000 Um, so I don't know if I, I don't know if I said that correctly or I don't even know

00:47:55.140 exactly what I said, but I just, I just have, it just like been making me really sick and

00:47:59.980 I feel like I just needed to say something that I think you don't have to think that I'm

00:48:06.600 not asking you to do anything.

00:48:09.880 Um, but I just have to say that.

00:48:12.900 So I'm not sitting by, you know, there's that peace inside of me.

00:48:18.140 Like, why, why wouldn't you, can you say something?

00:48:21.120 You know, there's people that can't even speak and you can say something, you know? 1.00

00:48:25.100 And so that's how I, I just had to just speak up.

00:48:28.900 Anyway, I think maybe it's starting to make it about me there at the end, but, um, yeah.

00:48:33.760 So just praying for those people and just the grief that that is all going to cause.

00:48:44.500 You notice like, what are we doing?

00:48:50.560 But, um, and I know that this has happened to other ethnicities and other cultures.

00:48:54.720 I know that it's happening to other places too.

00:48:57.380 Um, I just don't see that as much.

00:48:59.320 And so, uh, yeah, anyway.

00:49:02.980 Um, anyway, that was kind of a downer ending, but.

00:49:09.400 Big guy.

00:49:14.020 So Mother's Day is a good day to just be reminded to love people, whether it's your mother or a

00:49:19.720 kid or a puppy or a, um, little alligator, whatever you got over there, you know, even

00:49:26.880 if it's a memory, you know, get a picture out of somebody that was a member of your life

00:49:32.020 or that loved you and spend a few moments with them, you know, or that's what I'm going

00:49:39.220 to try to do.

00:49:39.840 You know, I got a couple pictures of my dad.

00:49:42.000 I think there's a couple of memories that I keep of him that are like, that are just

00:49:47.420 mine.

00:49:47.860 It feels like, you know, um, yeah, there's a couple of memories of him that I feel like

00:49:56.100 are just mine.

00:49:56.900 And so, yeah, I can just, I, you know, I can, you can spend time with those.

00:50:02.000 You're the only two people that have those in the world is you and that other person.

00:50:04.900 So that's a really, that's one of a kind.

00:50:10.100 So that's really something cool that you can do.

00:50:12.760 Um, but anyway, this is getting long.

00:50:17.160 Uh, happy Mother's Day.

00:50:19.480 Thanks for letting me be a part of your life today.

00:50:21.280 Thanks for being a part of my life today.

00:50:22.680 Um, and I don't even know how to end this, what to do.

00:50:30.980 I don't even have any music on today.

00:50:32.900 So big day, uh, big day, uh, but yeah, anyway, quit listening to me, text your mom, even if

00:50:45.360 you hate her, text her and be like, Hey mom, love you.

00:50:48.340 And then just send a wink emoji after it.

00:50:52.920 That's Hey, look, Hey, it's a start, right?

00:50:56.740 Uh, you guys be good to yourself, baby.

00:50:58.360 Praise God.

00:50:58.980 Thank you.

00:51:00.700 Oh, and Easton.

00:51:01.740 Thank you so much, Easton, for helping us out today.

00:51:03.900 Dude came over.

00:51:04.980 We never even met.

00:51:07.580 We never even met.

00:51:08.640 What are you getting your mom for Mother's Day, Easton?

00:51:11.280 I think we, uh, me and my siblings went in on something.

00:51:14.260 I don't really know what it is yet.

00:51:15.480 Okay.

00:51:16.040 I found out on Mother's Day as well. 1.00

00:51:17.280 Like type shit, dude. 1.00

00:51:19.440 The craziest is when you buy some of your siblings, right? 1.00

00:51:21.800 They picked it out.

00:51:22.720 They show up with it.

00:51:24.160 Mom opens it. 0.99

00:51:25.260 She likes it, but you don't fucking like it. 0.99

00:51:27.820 It's happened a few times. 0.98

00:51:28.920 Yeah.

00:51:29.100 That's crazy.

00:51:32.120 That's like, dude, that's one of the, that's guy.

00:51:34.900 That's why being a mom has to be so crazy.

00:51:36.960 Something crawls out of your body, right?

00:51:39.200 Hangs out in the kitchen for probably 15 years.

00:51:41.920 Right. 0.99

00:51:42.140 Um, and then fucking basically, I don't even, sorry. 0.92

00:51:49.140 I don't, there wasn't an ending to that, but, uh, yeah, dude, that would be the thing. 0.96

00:51:54.780 Somebody got my mom one of those boat in a bottle things, ship in a bottle. 1.00

00:51:58.460 You know what I'm talking about?

00:52:02.800 Yeah.

00:52:04.260 Yeah.

00:52:04.700 We all gave my sister some money and she was going, she was, she'd been using or whatever

00:52:08.820 or mountain climbing or whatever she called it.

00:52:11.000 But she, um, we gave her the money.

00:52:13.720 She shows up.

00:52:14.580 We each gave her like 80 bucks.

00:52:16.180 She shows up.

00:52:16.940 She was supposed to have something nice for her mom. 1.00

00:52:18.100 She got her one of those fucking ship in a bottles, dog. 1.00

00:52:23.980 And I had no change with it. 1.00

00:52:27.420 Like, bitch, get the, give me that fucking change, bitch. 1.00

00:52:31.120 Come on, big guy. 1.00

00:52:33.300 Uh, all right, man.

00:52:34.440 Thank you, Easton, bro.

00:52:35.780 Much obliged.

00:52:36.680 Appreciate you.

00:52:37.440 Um, and, uh, make sure to check out net positive with John Chris and, um, and Easton on there.

00:52:45.320 And, um, you guys be good to yourselves.

00:52:47.700 Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

00:52:54.220 I must be cornerstone.

00:52:59.460 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

00:53:04.180 Well, I found I can feel it in my bones.

00:53:09.340 But it's gonna tell you.

00:53:11.000 Thank you.

00:53:11.120 Thank you.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 10, 2025

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