#582 - Caleb Pressley
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1 hour and 42 minutes
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195.79955
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Summary
Today's guest is a content creator and podcaster from the show Sunday Conversations. He's a voyeur, a podcaster, a writer, and a whole lot of other things in between. We talk about what it's like being on a plane and drinking tequilas.
Transcript
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You know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had pretty much everyone on as a guest.
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Um, this interview is one of the most hectic times.
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But I'm very grateful that I got to go through just a...
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It was just a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley.
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You will not hurt the, uh, fuck, what is it?
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No, I'm just saying, because I've seen you when you, when you look different than this.
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Yeah, the second I saw that vest, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude.
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I got, I got it from, uh, for Chica Cheetah, which is.
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Some guys, I remember, it's like a little Latino guy was like, I'll rub it inside your nose.
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Dude, not rub it in my nose, but how about this?
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You keep drinking it, and let me put, let me put my ear up to your chest.
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Just hear your heartbeat while you're on it.
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But it, yeah, it smelled like very beautiful peanut flavored.
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Yeah, and every year it kills like one person on an airplane.
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Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people.
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Guadalajara is the, it's just a neighboring city that you fly into.
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But then you go to tequila, and at that place, they don't have, they don't eat peanut butter.
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Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing.
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So, I'm not saying Mexican Americans who, who live here now, they probably can dap fine.
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But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.
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I think if you're coming across that border, there's no time to dap.
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People are, you know, can't, they're struggling, they're getting, climbing uphill or up, like,
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they're wet, the kids haven't slept or whatever.
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There's no two dudes who are sneaking into a country, if these people are, and that's
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I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people.
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I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.
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We did a show the other night and they had a guy in the front, he was Mexican or alleged
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Mexican or whatever, or, um, I don't even know what it's called, like Matt finish or
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whatever God calls it or whatever, you know, and, uh, all I know is that he had, uh, all
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I know is that he had salt around the edges of his shoulders.
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He, yeah, he had a little, a little bit of tie heat on him, you know, uh, what was
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He was just fucking looking for something.
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Um, no, he was, uh, he was just at the show, but I was like, give a round of applause
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Uh, but they also, they have, bring up the Mexican Easter bunny.
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I've heard this dude is a, a lot of times he's like in a Lucha Libre mask and he'll
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Like I just thinking about someone in the front of their audience.
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Do you ever like look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?
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Dude, I will sometimes just point to a guy in the front and they'll be like, this guy's
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Ladies and gentlemen, like they'll put his picture up on the screen.
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And the crazy part was one time they just, he happened to be with his son who I guess
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was underage or whatever, or his, you know, or some kid that he met and that is over to
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this kid and everybody's like, Oh, I hope it's his son.
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You should do a kiss cam and then we'd go to a hot lady and go with, just get you and
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And then you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around the place.
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Well, there was that, there's that, uh, that thing happened where a guy, um, he kept setting
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So he would, he had a, he knew the guy run the kiss cam.
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So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know, in 12M, just light me up, homie.
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And his buddy, they have like, there's a, over like 11 games.
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They kept, they kept finding him like sitting by cute girls.
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Some of them didn't, they didn't like him, but some of them liked him.
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We just did on Sunday conversation that said me and you have, me and you have the exact opposite
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I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.
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Oh, I think you definitely seem, you have very like Nordic native American.
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Um, uh, what's that place where they all meet up?
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You look like a kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle beach, dude.
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I think a lot of dudes as they, they'd be like, Oh, that fucking hot chick's got a mustache.
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He hasn't brought up anything you've told him to bring up yet.
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I said, bring up a picture of the Easter Mexican Easter bunny.
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Cause the Mexican Easter bunny, he pops into your place looking for eggs.
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Like some bunnies, like in America, he hires the eggs.
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It's a little bit more, uh, like, look at him right there.
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He's like, kind of like the Michael Myers of chocolate.
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I think he has, they're not, they're not hoping he comes.
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There's just another white guy trying to colonize our shit.
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But if the black Easter bunny comes, dude.
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He'll get out of his, he'll get out, he'll get out of his fucking truck.
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What did you say when we were in, uh, when we were hunting and you were talking about,
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You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your standup.
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There's a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kinds of shit, but then they fucking
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just kind of be like, you know what I'm saying?
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It's your own show now, so you guys are free from Barstool.
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Yeah, so January 1, me, Glenny Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey,
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So they're my little company, and then we have the same freelance people that we always
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So we really have a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad.
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We did it in the exact same location in chairs.
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Do you have some episodes you've done that aren't going to come out yet?
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I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday.
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That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.
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Oh, so that'll already be out then, because it's coming out, I think, next week, maybe.
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But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making,
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whatever, $97 million the next two years, but I think he lost out on, like, $116 million.
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I think it's like, you could buy every, you could buy a mountain or something.
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Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount.
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You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $160 million.
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I've enjoyed, it's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstow.
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I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing, just doing Sunday Conversation.
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Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun.
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Dude, she looked like she'd been behind bars, alcohol serving places.
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She looked like she'd been behind bars a couple times, you know?
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She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewski's or not.
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I've heard all types of things about Drewski, and I won't say any of them, but a lot of people
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Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that.
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Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's mixed.
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I didn't even really understand it until hanging out with him, the uniqueness of his humor
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Like, he can just tell, even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like, he's just
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He doesn't, like, plan shit, really, but the way he would set up things, he's like, we're
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just going to go out there and freelance it, or not freelance it, go off the top of our
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heads, but there needs to be this, this, to create this tension or whatever he wanted
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Shit I had never really thought about before.
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Yeah, bring up that little baby bear he had on there.
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Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show.
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Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know?
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I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.
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Oh, dude, jail is like basically like being at a...
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It's like basically like a Cinnamon Hampton Inn, kind of.
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Oh, yeah, I've only been in jail for one night, though.
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Because I was trying to fit in or whatever, and I like...
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What about beforehand, before you went in there?
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You're going to pop me for giving drugs to kids?
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When everybody here is recovering from opioid addiction, when they tested these syrups,
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they tested nine out of 40 syrups at IHOPs in Mississippi, tested positive for fentanyl.
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Did you get any good flicks while you're in there?
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Dude, we sang, there was a little bit of freestyle rapping, and then prayer, personal prayer.
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Oh, you know, you don't sleep your first night.
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You can't be the guy that gets hit or press you like,
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Dude, no, you basically have to spend the first couple hours chaining your ass to the wall.
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We stormed a court in Connecticut at a UConn game.
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And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it.
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I thought you guys took on the judicial system.
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And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.
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We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.
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I can't believe Drewski got that, might have a baby on the way.
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Yeah, she looks like she's about the same look.
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She's like very, she speaks up a lot about Palestine now.
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I'm sure she has lobbyists trying to reach out to her, getting her to do different stuff.
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No, there was like, there was, there might have been a woman in there.
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You know, it's don't ask, don't tell in there, brother.
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Yeah, while I am like begging people for burlap underwear in there, okay?
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Like, how do I get two of those spike strips so I can put them around me burro?
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Anyway, I feel like we're bombing today, do you?
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Because it seems like you don't care, but that's me.
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I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle.
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Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food.
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As you get older and you have more, and you have friends you got to see, but you also have work.
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You're there for work, and you get tired after work.
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Dude, if I fucking saw me somewhere, I'd walk across the street.
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People are always like, dude, if you saw yourself, you'd give yourself a hug.
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No, I'd be like, God, what the fuck is up with that dude, man?
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And then I'd get into a Mazda Miata, dude, and I'd drive off and talk to my husband.
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She bought, I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be.
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And I think she spent it all, but she got a Hellcat out of it.
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All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls perfectly.
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He's the best at like organizing that type of stuff.
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But yeah, that lady, she got that little, I mean, that pussy boneless, you know that.
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She got, she that little fucking wiggle, baby.
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They going to give birth to a little Ottoman.
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One of the, yeah, they going to give birth to them, bro.
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Dude, just running this company is not, I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it.
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I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time consuming.
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So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really often.
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Figuring out how to, like, just organize, like, basic stuff that I just have no clue
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And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that, but.
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Do you, I mean, do you handle that kind of stuff for your business?
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Yeah, I mean, a lot of stuff you have to do yourself, I think, because you are, you
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It's like, Drewski, it's like, you kind of know how things need to be, so it's like.
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Which is tough, because I do that for Sunday, but Sunday's like three minutes long.
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I just want to, and I like to be reminded of what goes on.
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I like to, sometimes I'll look back and feel like, how could I maybe have done things a
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I think you always just want to do a little bit better, I think, right?
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And then you're like, well, how are things evolving, like, in podcasting or whatever
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So you want to try to be, like, on the future of it a little bit?
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So, but yeah, I think you have, yeah, it's like, I think when you work for yourself or
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work with people in a small group, you have to stay pretty hands-on.
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Like, if you started letting somebody else edit your episodes, it's impossible.
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I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now, and
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I mean, we go through notes and notes, and it's a huge process.
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And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode.
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Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me, it's like, I would, there's certain
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And he's great, because he's like, he doesn't have an ego.
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But when you're corresponding on some creative, and I'm giving notes, do this, do this, it
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If you're, he's a really creative guy, you know?
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So it's like, if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things
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And he has his own ideas, he can provide those, but then he also doesn't get butthurt
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And I think also a big thing is that editors, I mean, let's give a round of applause for
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They are, because people are just yelling at them.
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No one appreciates, they're like the long snappers of media.
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Oh, if you saw an editor across the street and you were walking by, you'd be like, oh, look
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Then you just get into your car and go home to your husband, dude.
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No, they are, they are, they're the icebergs of our planet, really.
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And yeah, they're involved with cold water, but nobody thinks about them like that.
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Everybody just thinks like they're about to sink a ship.
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The only thing they're known for basically is every now and then, like somebody sees a
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polar bear on one of them, but really the thing they're known for most is sinking that
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The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment.
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Just how one, well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about, I was reading
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It was about Morgan Wong because he was getting ready for his episode.
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And there's a part in it with, uh, P. Diddy and P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we
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He's like, we got to start, stop canceling people.
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He was like saying like everything that like probably he hoped he was, he probably knew
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He was like putting it, starting to spread the word.
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Like we got to make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively.
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I was like, damn, but you do one bad thing.
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He probably did it, you know, a few times or whatever, but they, you know,
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I would hear like he would have a, uh, I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of
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his, he would, he would send them to like a nice restaurants.
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And he would, if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy
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take a phone, FaceTime phone, give it to the girl and be like, Hey, you leave this date
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You get out of here, meet me at the, or maybe not even sometimes.
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Meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place.
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So, cause it was like some type of a control thing.
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That's, I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess.
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But I don't believe, but you know, but I believe a lot of stuff, you know?
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Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough
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Walks up and says, Hey, you're, you have a call.
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Um, and then, yeah, he's like, Hey, if you leave him and the guy's trying to escape his
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room, a guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws
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And he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head.
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But he's just like, Hey, if you, I'm going to get you a couple of Birkin bags if you leave
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I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out.
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I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes because you can stay
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in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want, but you can't leave if you don't
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So I'll be like, bring the check first, bring the check for the fucking check.
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I don't even really want to fucking be here.
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You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money.
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So it'd be, it'd be weird if I didn't tip good, I feel like, but yeah, I think it's
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I just don't, I don't understand people who are done at least 20%.
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I feel like that's, yeah, I get, I get the argument, I guess, for people being like,
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well, they didn't do anything, but at the same time, like that's their job.
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You, you knew when you went in there, you, yeah.
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Like it's kind of on you that they, you know, you're paying them for nothing.
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What were we talking about just a second ago?
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We should make a separate episode of Sunday out of this.
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What if you, could you cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this, you think?
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But that's, what's amazing about your show.
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You go in there, you sit in there, a couple of things come up, you accuse people of something,
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you make a face or two, you don't know if you have bells, paws, or if you're asking a
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question and then, and then you send me home, you send somebody home.
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Every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh, yeah.
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I don't shoot it like a free flowing conversation because I know how it's going to edit.
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So I just like, that's a waste of time to even do all those, uh, segues and, and middleman
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Do you think Diddy, what do you think happened there?
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Well, they said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said they just found, um, they
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Sean Diddy Combs' baby oil was allegedly laced with date rape drug.
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While the rapper has been in jail since September, arrests, faces charges of sex trafficking.
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In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News, one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe
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in the docs, alleges the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with rohipinol or GHB,
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which are often referred to as the date rape drug.
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Or also referred to as an hors d'oeuvre if you're going to see Rufus DeSolt.
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Nobody, they're rubbing it on and it goes into their skin like that.
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Stuff can go into your body, through your body?
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Because think about all the things that go on your skin.
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Well, they say there's some, they say that cotton used to, like, it used to be better
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for our skin and then we started using all these synthetic products and that's why a lot
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of people, some people believe that, like, some of the synthetic products could be, especially
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wrapped around your genitalia, like your underpants, could be causing a lot of issues
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Like, causing, like, autism or, like, if you're-
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The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.
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They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there because the coastline in Louisiana
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And every year, they come get our Christmas tree, dude.
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I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.
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If you put your hair under water down there at home, it comes up Corn Road.
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You'll have a little crab at the end of it just figuring that shit out, bro.
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Does our underpants, uh, look up non, look up non-cotton underpants, um, causing mental
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This just says cotton underwear make a difference even if it's ugly.
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That's not, I don't care about the style, brother.
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We just haven't talked about anything important or-
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We haven't said anything really of any significance.
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Um, well, when you start to think about being like, because now that you're doing your
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own thing, do you feel like you're more capable to do something new?
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Like, tell me about something like branching out on your own, like the fears of it and
00:38:14.200
Because I think a lot of people, uh, work with somebody or under an umbrella and then
00:38:20.180
I think, well, the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off.
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So he doesn't, um, tell you what you should be doing when you start doing what you're
00:38:31.500
You really just go complete non-communication with him a hundred percent of the time.
00:38:37.380
What that culture breeds, I think is like a kind of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess,
00:38:44.380
the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be, and they have the
00:38:50.200
Obviously they're taking the risk on you, um, by paying your salary because they're going
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to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever, like
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And obviously if you do well, they have the upside, but, um, it's really, it's a place
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where I was able to kind of, they had, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind
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of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor and we worked together
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for years, developed a camaraderie of my producer, Kelsey, who you've met.
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Like we started working together, developed camaraderie.
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So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool.
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So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same.
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Cause I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business.
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But, um, I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday conversation.
00:39:38.040
I don't know what, I mean, how was your movie experience?
00:39:40.380
I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie.
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Um, I like, I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday.
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It's a lot of work to get out once a week, but we can do it.
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And then it's like, you move on to the next thing.
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It's like, you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week.
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How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like, um, it's so fast.
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It's like, you know, in the first couple of seconds, do I want to keep watching this
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It's like something will just pique your interest.
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And sometimes it can be the same thing on the next day and it will not pique your interest.
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But then two days later, it'll pique your interest again.
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I, and I'm sure there's a lot of like coding as to, they're figuring that out.
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Um, and they just keep hooking you or finding different ways to hook you.
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You'll go down some rabbit holes and with the algorithm and the algorithm can lead you
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I want to do crime because the algorithm was like, Oh yeah, I saw you mingling over there.
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You want another hit of that fucking smack?
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I mean, another fucking couple of hot doses of fucking Gaza core.
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Next thing you know, it gets, it just gets crazy.
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And then you're just choking out your neighbor.
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I do feel like, especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff.
00:41:09.060
It builds out just like you're saying, if you'd like to doom scrolling or whatever, you're
00:41:18.260
I'm like, imagine if there's just a wheel somewhere, you could spin it.
00:41:21.020
But one of the options are 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy, violence, machete
00:41:29.560
At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs.
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If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs.
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Well, Twitter, you end up at some b-holes or whatever and like Christmas b-holes and all
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Can you do at least two days a year without b-holes on Twitter?
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They got to, dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up.
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How much porn you, dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn.
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At least like, you had a bike to get it or whatever.
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One kid just came out and said he found his sister on OnlyFans and it broke his heart.
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You don't want to show it because they're children, but it's just crazy to see.
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It was, I think, one in every 20, one in 12 girls are on OnlyFans.
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And if you, I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in
00:42:43.580
About 2% of young women are selling themselves on OnlyFans.
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Find me something similar that's updated if you can.
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My axle just broke on my frickin' Cybertruck.
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Dude, I was like, it feels like it's weird turning.
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I go, look, and the fuckin' axle's broken.
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I mean, I got pissed immediately when I saw it.
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You know, I knew that, uh, I knew that that's where it was gonna be for the rest of the day.
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This was before they had self-driving cars or whatever.
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But it was just, the, uh, throttle or whatever was just loose or unloose or whatever.
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After you got out, that bitch, it would just, it would do a jolt and rev.
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It had, like, this kind of Civil War feature or whatever.
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But after you got out, sometimes it would, um, there would be a combustion and then it
00:44:22.580
would, poof, out of the back, uh, catalytic converter out of the exhaust pipe.
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So my buddy, Bo, would always go stand back there and then he'd be like, oh!
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Dude, you know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google
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Like, it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it.
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If you type in your address, which we won't say.
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Somebody drove alongside me for probably 30 seconds just filming me.
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Yeah, it just, it's okay, but it just, you're like, it starts to make you super paranoid.
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I would just ask because it's here in Nashville.
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I think I, I, it's just been a long year, so everything almost starts to feel the same
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sometimes, but I was excited that, that a lot of people I knew were going.
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I probably should have tightened it up a little bit, but I just wanted to be up there.
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You know, I was trying to think of things to thank people or trying to localize stuff
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Yeah, it just, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know, I remember the first show
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that I ever went to over there was, who's that guy?
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And after the show, my buddy Eddie was filming me and he's like, you going to play here one
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And I was like, I'm not playing here, dude.
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And then, so he sent me that video about a week ago.
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So I was, I was glad that everybody came out and laughed.
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I was just like, yeah, you just want it to go good because also that's a show.
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You have to see those people around town or you have to wonder if everybody you ran
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into could have been one of those people that was at that show.
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And so that was one part that was really exciting about it, man.
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Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing to go see you.
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So these blacks, I was like, come on, dude.
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I got to come see you in, I got to come watch you in Cork.
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My buddy's wedding, my buddy Scotty, he's in town tonight.
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I thought about having him come by the house, but my truck broke down.
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I cried for a little bit, and I got kind of scared, and I just hurried back home.
00:47:25.580
Oh, dude, what do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend?
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He lives in, I think, Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now.
00:47:45.580
People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right?
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Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players.
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I mean, all football is, but especially college football.
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And I think him coming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give NIL
00:48:01.580
players, or the NIL money for, like, guys, for recruits.
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I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something.
00:48:14.020
And I don't know if that includes coaches or what, but it was a huge figure that you would
00:48:18.360
think we would be able to go out and get, like, five-star quarterback, five-star whatever.
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And I haven't seen us signing any five-stars yet, but that could just be the period of
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And my thing is, if he signs those five-stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend.
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And if he doesn't sign those five-stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend, because
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we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says.
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Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them.
00:48:48.580
I mean, obviously, I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well.
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But Tennessee is who I grew up on, and they didn't pay Niko, or that's a story.
00:48:58.020
He wanted, like, $4 million as a story, and they're giving him two.
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Everyone thought Niko's an idiot, and maybe that's true.
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But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up.
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His real freshman year, he beat Clemson the first time he ever played in the, whatever,
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And then last year was his redshirt freshman year, and he took Tennessee to the playoffs.
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And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick.
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He probably makes $100 million for the university.
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Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff, competitive.
00:49:38.200
People were certainly excited about him the year before.
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I remember when he got in in the bowl game the year before.
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But they're like, put him in, you know, everybody was excited.
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Even that year when they were losing to Georgia late in the season, they're like, put him in.
00:49:55.100
I think he was like the number one overall recruit.
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You can't, you know, you can't expect guys just to...
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People are saying now, though, here, I think this is it.
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People are saying now, we're putting our money in.
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So I think that part of the mindset probably doesn't help the whole equation.
00:50:19.860
But a lot of these guys, Lane Kiffin was telling them, you go through one section of the portal time.
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And then they haven't even played any ball yet.
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So that's pretty crazy, the fact that that's happening, you know?
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I walked on to the University of North Carolina.
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An interview with a former coach said this guy was loitering.
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Maybe not our best players, but our team captains,
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Every single one of them went on to get a scholarship.
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And it's like, they were like the meat of the team
00:51:46.140
have effectively reduced the number of walk-on opportunities
00:51:51.140
While teams still have non-scholarship players, walk-ons,
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Years from now, people will watch Hoosiers
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It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it.
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I just had such an awesome, positive experience
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Why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach?
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If he's just about to transfer on your ass
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These guys are playing on a different team every year.
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They're all just, like, trying to get the cash.
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It's like, is there no creative problem-solving
00:53:01.740
to figure out how we can get these guys some cash?
00:53:05.360
is there no middle ground here that we can work with?
00:53:28.320
At least you've got to show up for where you are.
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It starts to kind of break the heart of the fan,
00:54:08.540
because you're kind of the one that loses in the end.
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It all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing.
00:54:25.920
It's like, maybe you don't give it to them now,
00:55:06.060
You guys accidentally touched each other there.
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That's what you get for going to Mississippi State.
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Well, there was a strong awareness over the years
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You've definitely worked on at least 50 episodes of this show.
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Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.
01:02:56.940
We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you today,
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I know you haven't spoken to you in almost eight months.
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Hyundai is Japanese, and Santa Cruz is California.
01:03:24.880
I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now,
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I mean, because people don't know that he, Riley was,
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he hadn't ejaculated until, what age did you finally get that out of you, Riley?
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The uncreamable yellow egg, they called him, huh?
01:03:51.520
That little wagon, that little baby quail over there, boy, unbustable.
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But hold on, before you answer that, I do want to say this.
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He didn't even come to any music when it happened the first time.
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I'll tell you this, he had to buy smaller shoes after.
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Enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs.
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Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about,
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I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy.
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Which means that his body was either not making them,
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or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere.
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If you have that much, I'm sure some of it has to get back there.
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You can't pee it out because that's coming.
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Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley?
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Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?
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Like, did you ever wake up in the morning and it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever?
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Did you ever wake up in the morning and feel full for no reason?
01:05:30.060
I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart,
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If you hold it in for too long, it will come out of your mouth.
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Well, I've always heard that a poot is just a gay belch.
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They know they're going to belch or whatever, but they've been married for a long time.
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They're like, I'm going to swallow that one and hit her with it later.
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I'm going to toss that one into it while she's dreaming at night.
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I miss him, and he was in love with a girl from here.
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Ooh, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it.
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We took, where it's like a little, had a little camping thing with some girls one weekend.
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First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus
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And so I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.
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And they put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced.
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They put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced the world.
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And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time.
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Yeah, to poop or whatever they call it over there.
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I think they – everything is more artistic there.
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And they want you to – they don't want you to just – you know, I think – and they recycle.
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I think I have a picture of it you can put on this.
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Well, I remember next thing you – everybody's at the wedding.
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It was a long wedding because a couple people got up there and were kind of chatted or whatever, making it about them, right?
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And a couple people have been rubbing deady baby oil on their legs and fucking can barely even speak, right?
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So we're up there and you heard like a crack and then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window that was directly above the wedding.
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I mean it was like 22 feet from the closest patron at the wedding.
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And then people – this is the worst part – they had a winding stone staircase.
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People had to go up there to use that restroom.
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But when they got up there, there was just a broken toilet laying there.
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And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice.
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And every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore.
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You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.
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There are some – bro, there are some hitters in there.
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You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.
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I just picture you being like, get rid of that.
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And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away?
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Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.
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Oh, baby bear don't want that nightie, huh?
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Tell us – tell them what happened real quick so we don't forget.
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I mean, everything was – everything came out great.
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Like, did you get a – like, if you had to guess, just even in handfuls, how much you –
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Like, in a – not a child's handful, but like an adult handful.
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Well, you must have dehydrated your throat close up.
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You might have needed an Narcan after that, homie.
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And so, Riley, I guess the last question is just –
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The first one I asked is, have you been doing it more and more?
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How many times do you feel like you've had sex since that happened, Riley?
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Because it's been about eight months now, almost one year.
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I don't know, a couple times, a few times a week.
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I know you were saving yourself from marriage, right?
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Oh, that's like kicking over the only shitter out of a fucking good wedding, brother.
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But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there.
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Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual community or whatever?
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Like that you're getting better at it or whatever?
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Do you remember if you felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb?
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Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have
01:12:50.180
like people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up
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with in your town who get pregnant in high school.
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Or like, you know, they do – and then at the time, I would look at them and I looked
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at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots.
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Which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but all they did was do the same thing
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And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot.
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It's almost like, you know, when they say if you shake a soda up and everything, don't
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You know what's going to happen if you open it, right?
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It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have –
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And that's, you know, high school children, but –
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I wonder if I had me a little child where I would keep – what I would do with it or
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Do you miss the days when you hadn't been – I don't even want to say it, but you hadn't
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been just bursting out out there, just spackling that Hanoi sauce or whatever you guys are?
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Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?
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So you feel like you have more testosterone now?
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Every other Facebook's ads, like, shoot up at your apartment.
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Dude, when I was young, you had to go, first of all, meet a gay dude that you didn't even
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He was just a busboy that was in his 40s at a restaurant.
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You had to meet him, befriend him by playing video games.
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We had to just go through all this shit to get it.
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You go there, and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some testosterone or anything
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I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub.
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Honestly, I would love to see what it would be like.
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Dude, have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit of that
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fucking sweet and sour pants syrup off your boy up in there.
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Dude, do you miss the days of not having had sex, Raleigh, to be honest with you?
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Oh, dude, do you think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the way that
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Because it's kind of a big, like he kind of opened the portal, like the portal's open
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I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it.
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I don't understand why if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man.
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But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do.
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But if she's 20, and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's
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I'm not going to try to get a 75-year-old woman if you're single.
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Well, first of all, you're Bill Belichick, right?
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I mean, he definitely has a name for himself, you know?
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If your gym has, yeah, you get what you get, dude, you know?
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But damn, dude, that's such a good question.
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Like, but he definitely, the portal's open now.
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I feel like it's definitely, it feels like it's more of that universe now.
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Well, Shannon Sharpe had his thing, but he kind of got called out for it.
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Whereas Belichick has a, it seemed like he's in a relationship.
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You see those videos of them on the beach with the, he's holding her up?
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First of all, bring up the next one with them fishing.
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It's not like she's tricking him or something, or he's tricking her.
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This is that, this is from whatever that movie is.
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It's like they did this D-Day photo shoot or whatever.
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Dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on.
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Like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it.
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He's like, his theory is that Dave Portnoy is not on his phone and just doesn't have any
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He's just like going about his life, loving his life.
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Because I think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him.
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And so, of course, she's going to post pictures of only her.
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Dude, well, my parents were 38 years different.
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So I got to be like, love is, you know, if you find somebody that you love, then that's
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But, you know, yeah, there's my parents have a big difference, too.
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I don't know if it's the actual ages, but that is 50.
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What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude?
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But I the only thing is I change my opinions a lot.
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So, dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women.
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And it's probably easier than ever to meet them.
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There's probably there's so many apps and stuff where you can.
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And I don't and girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful
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And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much.
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You fucking have a computer you're working with.
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Now I see why he couldn't he couldn't bust enough for 25 years.
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I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when
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That's pretty old for your wife to be born.
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Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man.
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We should have gotten Nico when he left Tennessee.
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Oh, funeral director trashed over 6,500 bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers
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A funeral home director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies of thousands
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of pets and giving owners the ashes of other animals.
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What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies?
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I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating.
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That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into.
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You know, it's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life
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But they're also in my family, so they're also cool.
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Yeah, I think it's, you know, if you want to be around, I just would, it would be crazy
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if you're a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving those ashes to people.
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And then you don't think they're going to notice that it's not their brother or whatever.
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It fucking, who knew he had a collar that said, response to Spark, return to 4027 Elm Street.
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No, I've enjoyed my time, but I just feel like I just, I feel like I let you down.
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Yeah, maybe, I think I'm coming, I quit taking my medicine too.
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You should fast whenever you're like in a good state of mind.
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It was like also not eating, you start to lose it.
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You're putting yourself in your starvation.
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But the third day of fasting, your body's like, now we're going to clean this shithole out.
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I don't, I don't, I believe it does clean you up.
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I don't believe, I don't believe that you feel good.
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People are like, yeah, I've been, you start feeling amazing after three days.
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You're hungry, but you feel like, I think you feel kind of a little bit keen.
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I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long, you can pull this up.
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The guy lived on just sunlight for over a year.
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He had earned a spot in the Guinness Book for Not Eating Anything for 411 days straight in 2001.
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I had led a team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat, said city-based neurophysician Sudhir Shah.
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His team carried out a number of tests, and the results showed him to be a person of normal health.
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There were documentary films made on Manic's feet.
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Manic had given up solid food for almost two decades.
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He stopped pooping after like the third week or something.
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It's like you don't have to stop to fill up or whatever.
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He was working as a trader of perfumes, it says, in Kosciori.
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You know, if you stare directly into the sun, your sister will accuse me of sexual harassment.
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But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up like a tolerance to it.
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Like you start looking at it when it's small in the morning and then over days and days,
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I mean, at some point, you'd have locked in on that pitch.
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Dude, can you find a video of this guy speaking, Raleigh?
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He only lived until 85, which is a good number.
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And I want to go over a couple of things with you, first of all.
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He's sitting there by himself putting on lip balm.
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With a minute and seven seconds left, they score.
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No, you said I'm going to tell you a few things.
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So first of all, they have different skin now, right?
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This is our, I believe, one of the last five years will be wearing this skin.
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I believe they're going to come out with a material, right, that will completely cover our skin.
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So it will both preserve your skin, also allow your skin to breathe, all the things that it needs to do still with nature, but that it will become a new layer, right, that you will probably will cover most of your body.
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So I believe that you'll start to see that so people will be able to technically look younger for longer.
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But you'll never know because you won't see them.
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You'll never know because you won't really see them.
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You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it.
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And then people will also be able to program based on that outer layer what they want you to see them wear, right?
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So at a certain point, I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll start to have like glasses or contacts that will – so I can make everybody look like we're in the 1900s today or something like that.
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You decide what you want to look like or I can decide what you look like?
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You could – I guess you go naked, but it's not –
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I would go – yeah, or somebody – you could do like everybody's eating ice cream, like glenny balls today.
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And based on your eyes, everybody who has that skin, you could adjust it because it will be able to adjust it.
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I'm excited about the Indiana Fever starting back.
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Have you kept up with – because we went to the game.
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We went and saw Kayla Clark break the record.
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And then the other day, she's back there, shoots a three from further back than the one we saw break the record.
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And we were right there when she broke the record.
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Patrick came to see a show in Chicago a couple weeks ago.
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He's there training for the NBA draft, Patrick McCaffrey.
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And then – yeah, Connor and I have kept in touch.
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I don't know how – oh, it was Butler played against somebody.
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But I do – do you think that there is a real truth?
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Because in a black culture, they start to say, oh, they dress a lot of black men up like women.
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Anyone who's trying to – they dress – those guys are – everyone looks like women at the Met Gala.
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I don't think I would go with something like that.
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Yeah, it feels kind of like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much.
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It kind of weirds me out to be honest with you.
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Yeah, I don't – it seems like a seance to me.
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And I just wonder like – yeah, there's something about it that has seance type of vibes to me.
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Like when you meet in the woods or whatever and do something wild like that.
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And it's me and Amir Kay, this comedian that works with me on the road.
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And so I'm thinking he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right?
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So we start talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two minutes.
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And he's – Coach Pittman is like going along with this.
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And I'm like, why do you listen to us for two minutes
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That and the Alabama players were so cool, man.
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We went there, just took us around their facility and stuff.
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But they like – they just went out of their way, you know?
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A lot of times the guys are too cool to do that type of shit.
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But it was great, though, just to get to go to some of the SEC places.
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And like you said earlier, it's like they mean it at these – it's like part of the deal.
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They said it's gotten way nicer because of the victories that they had.
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I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of football being good because they
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have more people who want to go so they can be – they can have like smart people down
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That happened to Appalachian State too, but where I'm from.
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Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row.
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And then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan.
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That they – that school went from kind of like a – just anyone could kind of get into
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Like quadruple their – their people who tried to go to App State.
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But that – Tuscaloosa has the best setup of any – because I did that tour.
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When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road
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And just – we just went to every college and just partied.
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You're kind of one of those guys that switch up.
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Like you'll be – you were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith
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Well, remember, we went back there and they didn't really welcome us back, it felt like.
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That was not because they weren't welcoming us.
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We got lost for about 45 minutes trying to find the field.
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I think I've just – I realize I'm an SEC – I'm just – I am an SEC guy, man.
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It's not – the rest of it should just – what are they doing in it?
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ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.
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My favorite sport was always LSU basketball, but yeah, I think, you know, it's like I'm
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They only have like 13 sports where like Carolina, we have like 33 sports, and so they just dump
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all that money because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football.
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All the rest of the sports lose money, and so if they only have 13 sports, they can take
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all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones, whereas you got to spread
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it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports.
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They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know.
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No, but there's nothing better than being like just loving the SEC, man, and living in Nashville
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is so great because it's easy to get to a lot of the schools, man.
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It really is like – it's just a little bit easier, so like that's been great, dude.
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We got to go see an Indiana Fever game, though.
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I'll be out of town, but I do want to go to a game soon.
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I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game.
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I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing,
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but they play – every time I look, it's Angel Rees and Kaitlin Clark.
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They're ranked four or five to possibly take the title.
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They got some beautiful ladies on the team.
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I hope they – I think – yeah, we got to go back over there.
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We should do another – we should do – have you thought – you asked me this at the beginning
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of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff?
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Like whether it's like video – I mean, obviously, you're doing a lot of stand-ups.
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You're busy, but – and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy.
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Yeah, I want to make something – start thinking of something that to be a little bit more creative
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I reached out to some people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas.
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Diplo just came out with a fucking Christmas candy, dude.
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I'm like, they fucking can do anything when you're a DJ.
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He's selling like urine from Jamaica or something.
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That keeps lice out of your hair to a backbeat, you know?
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He's got – dude, he's selling fucking bubble gum with a trap beat in it.
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But it's like he just – you know, people can do whatever they want, dude.
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Yeah, we should do – I would love to do something like – even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something.
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It's just like something just weird and different and fun.
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Or get some AI to do something so we don't have to – we can do it, but just think about – think it up.
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Like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing.
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One, because it was hilarious, but also just like it was new and like a novel stimuli to just get out there and do something completely different.
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I mean, even just doing Sunday the other day, I was like, man, I just – yeah, I just got so used to just doing this so much.
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Sometimes you forget to go somewhere and – because then you become an interviewer.
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You don't become a person sometimes after a while.
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I think sometimes, you know, it seems like, but I don't fucking know what I'm talking about.
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I like how you, when you tour, at least you go – you go to like unique places in America.
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You hit those places, but you also go see – you've seen probably more of America than anybody.
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Because every weekend, you're in like the randomest city in the world.
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I think we've been on like 150 of the top 200 cities size-wise.
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Wisconsin has some of my favorite places I never thought.
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Just like it seems like a perfect place to live if you had an idea of a perfect place to live.
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I went in the fall, so it was right before Halloween.
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So like all the trees had changed color, and you could go up on the mountain right there,
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So she had kids like walking around like the day before Halloween.
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Like they just come from school with like their Halloween candy, and like their moms
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Like the leaves were like, it was like all changed colors were on the ground.
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Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked their kid.
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Tell them not to use drugs, you know, and they fucking just crush and vape off the edge.
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Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin?
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We talking to the Elvis Presley of bullshit today, guys.
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I don't feel like I was myself today, but I don't feel like I really honored you as a
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guest today, man, to be really honest with you.
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No, you, there is going to be a really good episode out of this.
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You're just going to have to cut the parts that sucked out, but I think we've got a solid
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hour or in 15 minutes and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit.
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Well, Riley wouldn't tell us anything either.
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Caleb Presley, ladies and gentlemen, Sunday Conversation.
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Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.