This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #582 - Caleb Pressley

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00:00:44.280 Today's guest is an interviewer.

00:00:45.780 He's a content creator.

00:00:47.160 He's a voyeur.

00:00:48.740 You know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had pretty much everyone on as a guest.

00:00:54.380 Um, this interview is one of the most hectic times.

00:01:00.520 This interview was hectic.

00:01:03.020 And we did our best.

00:01:05.840 And, uh, you live and learn.

00:01:08.120 But I'm very grateful that I got to go through just a...

00:01:12.660 It was just a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley.

00:01:17.060 I think your hair looks great today.

00:01:36.620 Dude, you know who you remind me of?

00:01:38.280 No cap, bro?

00:01:39.240 Hmm.

00:01:39.440 That girl, she's like, the, uh, what is it?

00:01:44.420 And you will not electrocute the children.

00:01:47.540 You know what I'm talking about?

00:01:49.340 Did you make that up?

00:01:50.440 Is that a real person?

00:01:51.160 I know what I'm talking about.

00:01:52.220 No, I've never heard of it.

00:01:52.660 The future is ours.

00:01:54.120 Oh, yeah.

00:01:55.060 The future is ours. 1.00

00:01:57.060 You will not hurt the, uh, fuck, what is it? 1.00

00:02:01.020 Thurnberg? 1.00

00:02:01.840 Yes.

00:02:02.360 Really?

00:02:02.900 Yeah, you knew.

00:02:03.580 Bro, come on, help me out.

00:02:04.520 Yeah.

00:02:05.140 Go to Thurnberg, dude.

00:02:06.140 Yeah, so you said the future is ours.

00:02:07.900 Yeah, the future is ours.

00:02:09.520 She's inspirational.

00:02:10.220 I gotta stop looking.

00:02:11.120 Do people tell you that a lot?

00:02:12.120 Yeah, I get that a lot.

00:02:14.260 Uh, no, you look great, man, I was gonna say.

00:02:16.020 Thank you, man.

00:02:17.100 Wow.

00:02:17.920 Quit, quit.

00:02:18.920 No, I'm just saying, because I've seen you when you, when you look different than this.

00:02:21.780 I look bad the last time we, I saw you.

00:02:23.620 I wouldn't say that.

00:02:24.560 I look horrible.

00:02:26.560 Horrible, yeah.

00:02:27.340 Tell me you.

00:02:28.180 Some days are not my best days.

00:02:29.680 What?

00:02:29.920 Most days are?

00:02:30.820 Mm-hmm.

00:02:31.580 I'm just not with you on most.

00:02:33.560 Yeah.

00:02:33.880 That's it.

00:02:34.620 Yeah, the second I saw that vest, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude. 0.97

00:02:38.340 Dude, yeah, it's fucking cool, dude.

00:02:40.500 I got, I got it from, uh, for Chica Cheetah, which is. 0.91

00:02:44.620 It's your tequila company?

00:02:45.700 You know.

00:02:45.960 Yeah.

00:02:46.920 And it's.

00:02:47.740 You smelt it.

00:02:48.580 Oh, dude, I took a deep smell off of that.

00:02:51.900 You really did. 0.83

00:02:53.260 Some guys, I remember, it's like a little Latino guy was like, I'll rub it inside your nose. 1.00

00:02:57.880 You know, like, hold on, dude.

00:03:00.640 Dude, not rub it in my nose, but how about this?

00:03:03.580 Yeah.

00:03:05.300 I was like, how about this?

00:03:06.280 You keep drinking it, and let me put, let me put my ear up to your chest.

00:03:09.720 Just hear your heartbeat while you're on it. 0.99

00:03:14.320 That guy was crazy.

00:03:16.080 That guy was on a lot, man.

00:03:18.080 But it, yeah, it smelled like very beautiful peanut flavored.

00:03:22.220 Peanut, tell me about it.

00:03:23.200 It's peanut.

00:03:23.840 Peanut flavored tequila.

00:03:25.140 Peanut flavored tequila.

00:03:26.380 Peanut flavored tequila.

00:03:28.340 Peanut butter.

00:03:29.160 Peanut butter flavored tequila.

00:03:31.160 Because just peanut flavored is like.

00:03:32.680 Totally different.

00:03:33.460 Yeah, and every year it kills like one person on an airplane.

00:03:36.020 Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people.

00:03:37.620 We went down there to tequila for it, and.

00:03:40.440 To, to, to.

00:03:41.800 To tequila, the city.

00:03:43.440 Oh, there's.

00:03:43.860 I don't even know it's a city.

00:03:43.900 It might be a country.

00:03:44.920 No.

00:03:45.520 Ooh, I don't know it's a city.

00:03:45.860 Tequila, it's a city.

00:03:47.340 Guadalajara is the, it's just a neighboring city that you fly into.

00:03:52.180 But then you go to tequila, and at that place, they don't have, they don't eat peanut butter.

00:03:56.520 Nuh-uh.

00:03:57.320 And they don't know how to dap either.

00:03:58.820 They don't know how to dap you up?

00:04:00.060 No, dude. 0.76

00:04:00.960 Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing. 0.96

00:04:04.100 Oh, that's crazy. 0.86

00:04:05.040 They have no idea.

00:04:06.040 So, I'm not saying Mexican Americans who, who live here now, they probably can dap fine. 1.00

00:04:10.860 Those are called chicanos. 1.00

00:04:11.580 They can probably dap fine.

00:04:12.680 But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

00:04:15.540 Dude, I think the exchange rate gets lost.

00:04:17.320 I think if you're coming across that border, there's no time to dap.

00:04:19.600 People are, you know, can't, they're struggling, they're getting, climbing uphill or up, like,

00:04:25.280 they're wet, the kids haven't slept or whatever.

00:04:28.120 I think that's where they probably lose it.

00:04:30.580 There's not time.

00:04:31.860 Yeah.

00:04:32.380 There's no two dudes who are sneaking into a country, if these people are, and that's

00:04:37.980 all, yeah, you're not like, yeah.

00:04:41.460 I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people.

00:04:46.460 For sure.

00:04:46.880 I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.

00:04:48.580 We did a show the other night and they had a guy in the front, he was Mexican or alleged

00:04:51.940 Mexican or whatever, or, um, I don't even know what it's called, like Matt finish or

00:04:57.340 whatever God calls it or whatever, you know, and, uh, all I know is that he had, uh, all

00:05:06.680 I know is that he had salt around the edges of his shoulders.

00:05:08.860 So you can tell.

00:05:11.060 Tajin.

00:05:11.380 Yeah.

00:05:11.820 He, yeah, he had a little, a little bit of tie heat on him, you know, uh, what was

00:05:17.760 he doing?

00:05:18.380 What was he doing?

00:05:19.860 Uh, nothing.

00:05:20.660 I don't know. 0.98

00:05:21.120 He was just fucking looking for something. 0.98

00:05:23.060 Um, no, he was, uh, he was just at the show, but I was like, give a round of applause 0.99

00:05:26.480 for Mexican people, man.

00:05:27.620 They're doing it. 1.00

00:05:28.620 And people went ape shit. 0.99

00:05:30.120 Bro, everyone. 0.99

00:05:30.960 I love Mexican people.

00:05:31.840 Everyone loves Mexican people.

00:05:32.900 They're hardworking family people, fun people.

00:05:37.520 Uh, I already said family, but they're cool.

00:05:43.700 Uh, but they also, they have, bring up the Mexican Easter bunny. 0.94

00:05:46.640 I've heard this dude is a, a lot of times he's like in a Lucha Libre mask and he'll

00:05:52.640 kidnap your tia. 0.91

00:05:53.860 Do you ever had a show?

00:05:54.680 Like I just thinking about someone in the front of their audience.

00:05:57.600 Do you ever like look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?

00:06:01.040 Dude, I will sometimes just point to a guy in the front and they'll be like, this guy's

00:06:09.000 here to meet a 14 year old boy.

00:06:10.340 Ladies and gentlemen, like they'll put his picture up on the screen.

00:06:15.860 And the crazy part was one time they just, he happened to be with his son who I guess

00:06:20.440 was underage or whatever, or his, you know, or some kid that he met and that is over to

00:06:26.460 this kid and everybody's like, Oh, I hope it's his son.

00:06:32.020 You should do a kiss cam.

00:06:33.600 Oh yeah.

00:06:34.580 You should do a kiss cam and then we'd go to a hot lady and go with, just get you and 1.00

00:06:38.340 her.

00:06:40.360 And then you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around the place.

00:06:43.880 Yeah.

00:06:45.200 Well, there was that, there's that, uh, that thing happened where a guy, um, he kept setting

00:06:50.220 his body up on the kiss cam.

00:06:51.480 So he would, he had a, he knew the guy run the kiss cam.

00:06:54.120 So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know, in 12M, just light me up, homie. 0.98

00:07:00.820 I'm going to sit by something.

00:07:01.640 I'm going to sit by something cute.

00:07:03.060 Yeah.

00:07:04.200 And his buddy, they have like, there's a, over like 11 games.

00:07:07.320 They kept, they kept finding him like sitting by cute girls.

00:07:10.300 He was smooching.

00:07:10.820 Yeah.

00:07:11.320 Some of them didn't kiss him.

00:07:12.180 Some of them didn't, they didn't like him, but some of them liked him.

00:07:15.300 Dude, I saw a comment on, this is random.

00:07:17.160 I saw a comment on our video.

00:07:18.280 We just did on Sunday conversation that said me and you have, me and you have the exact opposite

00:07:22.520 facial hair.

00:07:24.120 I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.

00:07:27.900 That's hilarious.

00:07:30.080 That's pretty true, man.

00:07:32.200 Oh, I think you definitely seem, you have very like Nordic native American.

00:07:38.000 Um, uh, what's that place where they all meet up?

00:07:43.980 The bikers meet up.

00:07:45.500 Oh, Myrtle beach.

00:07:46.920 Yeah.

00:07:47.640 You have very Nordic.

00:07:51.120 You look like a kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle beach, dude.

00:07:54.940 I think, but at like a biker place. 0.82

00:07:57.500 Biker week. 1.00

00:07:58.140 Yeah.

00:07:58.680 Which one though?

00:07:59.740 He cares, huh?

00:08:01.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:01.440 I think a lot of dudes as they, they'd be like, Oh, that fucking hot chick's got a mustache. 1.00

00:08:07.120 Greta Thunberg, you already said it. 0.99

00:08:09.020 We are not.

00:08:10.960 They're killing our baby bears. 1.00

00:08:13.860 How old is she now? 0.92

00:08:14.980 Bring her up. 1.00

00:08:16.440 Dude.

00:08:16.880 He hasn't brought up anything you've told him to bring up yet.

00:08:19.320 I know. 0.99

00:08:20.400 Cause a fucking unbelievable. 0.99

00:08:21.680 I said, bring up a picture of the Easter Mexican Easter bunny. 1.00

00:08:29.520 Oh, definitely boy.

00:08:31.660 Yeah.

00:08:33.820 Donde esta mi huevos? 0.64

00:08:38.120 Dude.

00:08:38.640 It's kind of crazy.

00:08:39.300 Cause the Mexican Easter bunny, he pops into your place looking for eggs. 1.00

00:08:43.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:43.840 What do you mean?

00:08:44.720 Like some bunnies, like in America, he hires the eggs. 0.83

00:08:47.040 He brings them Mexico. 1.00

00:08:48.160 He fucking show up at your place. 1.00

00:08:49.340 He's like, donde esta mi huevos? 0.99

00:08:52.320 So I think it's a little bit different.

00:08:54.400 It's a little bit more, um, invasive.

00:08:58.540 It's a little bit more, uh, like, look at him right there.

00:09:02.960 He's like, kind of like the Michael Myers of chocolate.

00:09:05.780 Like down there.

00:09:06.780 I think he has, they're not, they're not hoping he comes.

00:09:10.180 I think.

00:09:10.980 That's what I think.

00:09:14.240 Oh my God. 1.00

00:09:15.160 They're just like, Oh shit. 1.00

00:09:16.000 There's just another white guy trying to colonize our shit. 1.00

00:09:18.820 You know? 1.00

00:09:21.680 But if the black Easter bunny comes, dude. 0.95

00:09:24.520 Oh bro.

00:09:25.540 It'll come the day after Easter. 1.00

00:09:29.400 He'll get out of his, he'll get out, he'll get out of his fucking truck. 1.00

00:09:33.140 He'll be like, Oh Sherman lady as fuck. 1.00

00:09:36.640 Dang bro. 1.00

00:09:38.100 Dude.

00:09:38.400 What did you say when we were in, uh, when we were hunting and you were talking about,

00:09:42.640 you're never going to remember.

00:09:43.740 You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your standup.

00:09:47.360 I did.

00:09:47.820 You always say that though.

00:09:48.840 You're like, let me say that.

00:09:49.920 And then I can't.

00:09:50.760 Oh yeah.

00:09:51.600 And then we forget about it.

00:09:53.720 You should have started writing stuff down.

00:09:55.120 You do.

00:09:55.380 You write stuff down.

00:09:56.040 Yeah.

00:09:56.280 I write it down too.

00:09:56.940 It doesn't help.

00:09:57.800 You got to be able to read it.

00:10:00.460 That's the trick, man.

00:10:01.640 That's the trick about writing, dog.

00:10:03.900 You learn to write, but can you read?

00:10:06.580 That's the problem, man. 1.00

00:10:10.340 There's a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kinds of shit, but then they fucking 1.00

00:10:14.700 just kind of be like, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:10:18.020 Run out of gas.

00:10:21.340 Caleb Presley, what's going on, man?

00:10:23.300 Sunday conversation.

00:10:24.260 We just got to do it, dude.

00:10:25.300 Thank you for having me back.

00:10:28.040 It's your own show now, so you guys are free from Barstool.

00:10:31.200 Yep.

00:10:31.640 My contract ran out at the end of last year.

00:10:33.480 Yeah, so January 1, me, Glenny Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey, 1.00

00:10:40.660 and then editor and shooter, Tom.

00:10:43.660 So they're my little company, and then we have the same freelance people that we always

00:10:47.620 work with.

00:10:48.200 So we really have a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad.

00:10:51.300 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 It was good, man.

00:10:53.200 I felt like it was the same.

00:10:54.180 Everything felt exactly kind of the same.

00:10:55.640 We did it in the exact same location in chairs.

00:10:57.660 Oh, that's true.

00:10:58.360 Yeah, it was good.

00:10:59.840 Yeah, that was fun, dude.

00:11:00.980 And you guys just did.

00:11:02.160 Who else have you done recently?

00:11:02.980 Do you have some episodes you've done that aren't going to come out yet?

00:11:06.500 We just did Morgan Wallen.

00:11:07.940 I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday.

00:11:10.000 That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.

00:11:11.720 Oh, so that'll already be out then, because it's coming out, I think, next week, maybe.

00:11:14.300 We just did Luka.

00:11:15.920 Oh, Luka, huh?

00:11:17.140 Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.

00:11:19.000 Oh, he did, huh?

00:11:20.040 Yeah.

00:11:20.480 What do you feel like how they did Luka?

00:11:22.880 Bad.

00:11:24.380 But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making,

00:11:28.240 whatever, $97 million the next two years, but I think he lost out on, like, $116 million.

00:11:32.940 And in his country or whatever, that's crazy.

00:11:37.780 I think it's like, you could buy every, you could buy a mountain or something.

00:11:40.720 Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount.

00:11:42.660 You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $160 million. 0.90

00:11:49.460 Free at last.

00:11:51.120 Free at last.

00:11:53.140 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:11:54.420 That's what's up, bro.

00:11:55.660 No, it's been good.

00:11:56.740 I've enjoyed, it's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstow.

00:11:59.940 I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing, just doing Sunday Conversation.

00:12:02.620 Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun.

00:12:05.080 Just like one-off kind of collaborations.

00:12:07.060 Oh, yeah.

00:12:07.680 Who was that little?

00:12:09.940 Bambi.

00:12:10.580 Oh, was that who was?

00:12:11.300 Little McNugget.

00:12:12.060 She looked like Glenn Big Baby Davis. 1.00

00:12:14.360 You know what I'm talking about?

00:12:14.920 Yeah.

00:12:15.500 He's in jail.

00:12:16.420 Is he?

00:12:16.860 Yeah.

00:12:17.840 Free Big Baby.

00:12:19.120 Oh, yeah.

00:12:21.220 Dude, she looked like she'd been behind bars, alcohol serving places. 1.00

00:12:27.440 Yeah.

00:12:28.200 She looked like she'd been behind bars a couple times, you know?

00:12:31.080 Yeah, she's from Memphis. 1.00

00:12:32.220 Oh, yeah.

00:12:32.920 Yeah, she's great.

00:12:33.640 She's pregnant, too.

00:12:34.520 Is she pregnant? 1.00

00:12:35.240 She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewski's or not.

00:12:40.060 No way.

00:12:41.740 Yeah.

00:12:42.060 Man, I also don't know.

00:12:43.500 I don't think it is.

00:12:44.740 It's probably not.

00:12:46.220 Wow.

00:12:46.660 But also, I don't know Drewski that well.

00:12:49.320 Exactly.

00:12:49.780 I know him pretty well.

00:12:51.240 That's it.

00:12:51.960 Well, dude, well, there's room.

00:12:52.980 I've heard all types of things about Drewski, and I won't say any of them, but a lot of people

00:12:55.940 say that he's mixed or whatever.

00:12:58.000 Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that.

00:13:02.740 Yeah.

00:13:03.240 Yeah.

00:13:04.120 Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's mixed.

00:13:06.560 You're like, what?

00:13:08.960 Why are they saying that?

00:13:10.900 Dude, he is so, so funny.

00:13:13.960 Oh.

00:13:14.260 He has such a unique...

00:13:15.500 I didn't even really understand it until hanging out with him, the uniqueness of his humor

00:13:20.560 and sense of humor.

00:13:21.600 Yeah.

00:13:21.940 He has an incredible sense of humor.

00:13:23.920 Like, he can just tell, even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like, he's just

00:13:28.140 off the cuff. 0.91

00:13:28.700 He doesn't, like, plan shit, really, but the way he would set up things, he's like, we're 0.98

00:13:33.220 just going to go out there and freelance it, or not freelance it, go off the top of our 0.97

00:13:36.100 heads, but there needs to be this, this, to create this tension or whatever he wanted

00:13:41.000 to set up. 0.99

00:13:41.920 Shit I had never really thought about before. 0.99

00:13:43.440 Just really smart, a good sense of humor. 1.00

00:13:45.880 Yeah.

00:13:46.540 Yeah, and he gets jokes.

00:13:48.320 He sees what's going on.

00:13:49.680 You know, he's great.

00:13:50.780 He's fun to be around.

00:13:53.460 Yeah, bring up that little baby bear he had on there. 0.99

00:13:56.580 Bambi.

00:13:57.180 Oh, Bambi. 0.87

00:13:58.080 Bring up Bambi from... 1.00

00:13:59.760 Memphis.

00:14:01.280 No, this is Bambi the cartoon.

00:14:02.100 This is the wrong one, Riley.

00:14:03.260 Yeah, this is Bambi the baby deer.

00:14:05.220 I think both of them have been shot, though.

00:14:09.540 Bring up Bambi from Could Have Been Love. 1.00

00:14:12.040 There you go.

00:14:12.080 No, she is right there.

00:14:13.320 Yeah.

00:14:13.620 She's funny, too.

00:14:15.320 Yeah, get a better picture of her, man.

00:14:16.520 You can't really see her.

00:14:17.280 Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show. 1.00

00:14:20.220 Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know?

00:14:21.980 Yeah.

00:14:22.300 Pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail.

00:14:26.220 I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.

00:14:29.960 Oh, dude, jail is like basically like being at a...

00:14:33.280 It's like an influencer trip.

00:14:34.900 Yeah, it is, dude.

00:14:36.060 It's like raising canes, taking you to F1.

00:14:39.140 It's like basically like a Cinnamon Hampton Inn, kind of.

00:14:41.580 You know, kind of, it's gotten to be like...

00:14:43.420 Have you been in jail?

00:14:44.700 Oh, yeah, I've only been in jail for one night, though.

00:14:46.980 You spent a whole night there?

00:14:47.920 Yeah.

00:14:48.120 What'd you do?

00:14:49.020 We sang at the beginning, but...

00:14:52.140 Because I was trying to fit in or whatever, and I like...

00:14:54.580 What about beforehand, before you went in there?

00:14:56.900 Oh, apparently giving drugs to kids.

00:15:01.760 Unreal.

00:15:02.680 World State.

00:15:04.600 Unreal.

00:15:04.920 First of all, Mississippi.

00:15:08.520 Bro, if you're going to get...

00:15:09.920 You're going to pop me for giving drugs to kids?

00:15:13.040 When everybody here is recovering from opioid addiction, when they tested these syrups,

00:15:22.320 they tested nine out of 40 syrups at IHOPs in Mississippi, tested positive for fentanyl.

00:15:29.040 And they're going to come at me.

00:15:31.200 That's unreal.

00:15:32.900 I'm just saying boo-boo kitten.

00:15:35.220 Did you get any good flicks while you're in there?

00:15:36.640 Chill out, huh?

00:15:37.700 No, what did we do, dude?

00:15:39.160 Dude, we sang, there was a little bit of freestyle rapping, and then prayer, personal prayer.

00:15:50.080 And that was it, man.

00:15:51.240 And then let me out.

00:15:52.480 Did you pull all-nighter?

00:15:53.340 Did you sleep?

00:15:56.180 Oh, you know, you don't sleep your first night.

00:15:58.400 That's a rookie move.

00:15:59.880 Too much to do.

00:16:01.220 Yeah, dude.

00:16:01.940 You just got to...

00:16:03.060 You can't be the guy that gets hit or press you like,

00:16:05.460 Oh, so you got sharpening your knives. 0.99

00:16:10.460 I'm going to get a little bit of shut up. 1.00

00:16:15.400 Dude, no, you basically have to spend the first couple hours chaining your ass to the wall. 1.00

00:16:23.220 It isn't. 0.99

00:16:23.980 Freedom is not freedom.

00:16:25.360 Yeah.

00:16:25.520 I mean, it's a lot in there.

00:16:27.860 It's a lot in there, man.

00:16:28.700 What about you?

00:16:29.180 Have you been?

00:16:29.620 I went for a...

00:16:30.740 We stormed a court in Connecticut at a UConn game.

00:16:34.240 Hell yeah.

00:16:35.060 And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it.

00:16:37.960 We were going to try to storm it.

00:16:38.980 But what was it about?

00:16:39.700 Was it because of that...

00:16:40.960 We're doing a storm change.

00:16:41.600 The women's lib or whatever the... 1.00

00:16:42.960 Not the Roe vs. Wade thing, huh?

00:16:44.920 No, it wasn't that one.

00:16:46.100 It was just a basketball game.

00:16:47.480 I think it gets a ranked opponent.

00:16:50.020 Oh, you're talking about a sports court?

00:16:51.860 Sports court.

00:16:52.600 Oh, yeah.

00:16:53.420 I thought you guys took on the judicial system.

00:16:58.440 Who do you think Roe vs. Wade was, dude?

00:17:01.340 No, dude.

00:17:02.160 I thought you had the wrong sport.

00:17:03.260 Kind of did.

00:17:03.880 You thought Dwayne Wade was somebody?

00:17:06.720 Dude, I know my court cases.

00:17:07.980 Don't say that.

00:17:08.620 Yeah, we do.

00:17:08.960 We got arrested.

00:17:09.880 I forgot about that.

00:17:10.680 But we just went to jail for a couple minutes.

00:17:12.580 Oh, yeah.

00:17:13.340 And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.

00:17:17.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.020 Seriously.

00:17:18.760 It was like a movie.

00:17:19.380 We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.

00:17:21.100 The icebergs are melting.

00:17:24.580 Is that Greta?

00:17:25.360 Yeah.

00:17:26.500 Dude, pull her. 1.00

00:17:27.180 I just want to know what age she is. 0.97

00:17:29.080 That's really all I want to know.

00:17:30.460 I can't believe Drewski got that, might have a baby on the way.

00:17:36.640 Yeah, she looks like she's about the same look. 1.00

00:17:42.480 She's 22 years old? 0.92

00:17:43.540 Yeah.

00:17:44.480 No way.

00:17:45.380 I'd love to meet her.

00:17:46.020 I wonder what she's really like.

00:17:47.480 Yeah.

00:17:48.620 She's like very, she speaks up a lot about Palestine now.

00:17:51.680 Do you think she's rich?

00:17:53.000 I don't know.

00:17:54.640 Hmm.

00:17:55.300 I bet she's doing fine.

00:17:57.300 I'm sure she has lobbyists trying to reach out to her, getting her to do different stuff. 0.95

00:18:00.980 Maybe I have no idea.

00:18:02.480 Where does she live? 0.97

00:18:03.160 I wonder if she's a pet owner or not.

00:18:04.680 She seems like maybe, she seems like, no.

00:18:09.280 That's my vote.

00:18:10.900 What do you think?

00:18:12.440 I don't know.

00:18:13.400 It's tough to know, man.

00:18:14.840 You used to be able to know immediately when you'd see somebody like, oh, they got a couple.

00:18:18.940 I could see her having a bird.

00:18:22.200 I was going to say black husband. 0.89

00:18:24.360 Hey, look. 0.84

00:18:27.120 She just seems like, I don't know.

00:18:28.940 Hey, I'm just saying, dude, look.

00:18:30.900 So you're talking, bro, you mean jailbird.

00:18:38.120 Dude, that is not.

00:18:39.060 That's crazy.

00:18:39.660 And I know you mean jailbird.

00:18:40.920 That is not funny, Caleb, dude.

00:18:42.380 That's crazy.

00:18:43.480 That's not what I meant.

00:18:44.540 It's, well, definitely seemed like that.

00:18:47.200 Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail?

00:18:50.800 Or just guys?

00:18:51.480 There was some men in there.

00:18:52.760 There was one, I don't want to say, there was one, like a first round pick.

00:18:59.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:00.040 Like a, there was like a.

00:19:01.840 Bukers? 1.00

00:19:02.500 Huh?

00:19:03.000 Paige Bukers type? 0.85

00:19:03.940 No, there was like, there was, there might have been a woman in there. 0.99

00:19:08.380 You know, it's don't ask, don't tell in there, brother.

00:19:10.960 Too much other stuff to do.

00:19:11.980 Yeah, it's definitely.

00:19:15.120 Yeah, while I am like begging people for burlap underwear in there, okay?

00:19:21.360 Like, how do I get two of those spike strips so I can put them around me burro? 1.00

00:19:27.540 Around me burro? 0.98

00:19:29.360 And then I just need two spike strips at the top of my underpants, okay?

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00:23:47.000 Anyway, I feel like we're bombing today, do you?

00:23:49.380 Bombing?

00:23:49.760 Yeah.

00:23:50.120 No.

00:23:50.560 You feel like we're doing good?

00:23:51.380 I don't know about that.

00:23:57.160 I'm having a fun time.

00:23:58.300 Yeah, me too, man.

00:23:59.080 It's good to see you.

00:23:59.940 It's great to see you.

00:24:00.860 I'm trying to think if I'll see you again.

00:24:03.260 I'm sorry.

00:24:04.180 Ever.

00:24:05.960 You texted me the other day.

00:24:06.980 You said, hey, man, did you die?

00:24:08.460 What did you say?

00:24:09.400 I don't know.

00:24:10.160 Your texts are hilarious.

00:24:11.460 You're a funny guy.

00:24:12.780 You're my funniest friend.

00:24:13.960 I wish you'd write back then.

00:24:16.120 Because it seems like you don't care, but that's me.

00:24:19.180 I'm kind of, I'm very needy sometimes.

00:24:22.300 I feel bad.

00:24:22.900 I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle.

00:24:26.480 You have been?

00:24:26.980 On accident.

00:24:28.140 Yeah.

00:24:28.400 Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food.

00:24:30.520 He's like, all right, I'm down.

00:24:32.320 It's hard, dude.

00:24:33.280 It's so hard, dude.

00:24:34.040 As you get older and you have more, and you have friends you got to see, but you also have work.

00:24:38.300 You have work, and you're there for it.

00:24:39.620 It's not on vacation.

00:24:40.440 You're there for work, and you get tired after work.

00:24:42.980 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:24:43.880 Bad mood after work.

00:24:45.460 Oh, yeah.

00:24:46.280 Dude, talk about bombing.

00:24:47.320 Sometimes I bomb.

00:24:48.320 Really?

00:24:48.700 On my work.

00:24:49.340 Sometimes I feel like I do.

00:24:50.680 On your show?

00:24:51.140 We're both self-critical people, I feel like.

00:24:53.040 Oh. 0.98

00:24:53.980 Dude, if I fucking saw me somewhere, I'd walk across the street. 0.97

00:24:58.360 People are always like, dude, if you saw yourself, you'd give yourself a hug. 0.97

00:25:00.920 What are you going to be like?

00:25:01.480 If I saw myself, I'm not even joking.

00:25:04.240 I'd be like, God, look at that desperate. 1.00

00:25:06.260 F*** it. 1.00

00:25:07.280 Whoa. 1.00

00:25:07.840 Yeah, that's what I would say, dude.

00:25:09.380 But then I would go, he's pretty funny.

00:25:11.820 Yeah.

00:25:13.380 Redeeming quality.

00:25:14.000 Yeah, sorry.

00:25:14.520 I shouldn't say that first part.

00:25:15.440 That's horrible, dude. 0.99

00:25:16.900 No, I'd be like, God, what the fuck is up with that dude, man? 1.00

00:25:19.500 And he's pretty funny, but what the fuck? 1.00

00:25:24.060 And then I'd get into a Mazda Miata, dude, and I'd drive off and talk to my husband. 0.99

00:25:32.600 I don't know.

00:25:33.380 I guess.

00:25:33.760 I don't know.

00:25:34.420 That whole story.

00:25:35.040 Will you say something, dude?

00:25:36.740 I'm tired of saying everything.

00:25:37.840 What did you want me to say, dude?

00:25:39.100 Who knocked up that little McNugget, boy? 1.00

00:25:41.600 That's what I want to know.

00:25:42.620 I don't know.

00:25:43.060 She bought, I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be.

00:25:50.080 She bought somebody a Hellcat. 0.92

00:25:51.720 She won $50,000.

00:25:53.020 She did?

00:25:53.640 And I think she spent it all, but she got a Hellcat out of it.

00:25:57.460 And it wasn't even for her.

00:25:58.120 She's really a nice person.

00:25:59.340 She was thinking about other people.

00:26:00.820 She's so funny.

00:26:01.820 First of all, I do want to say that.

00:26:02.980 She's so funny.

00:26:03.680 All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls perfectly.

00:26:08.260 Oh, Drewski's the best at cats.

00:26:09.440 He's the best at like organizing that type of stuff. 0.99

00:26:12.160 But yeah, that lady, she got that little, I mean, that pussy boneless, you know that. 1.00

00:26:17.120 But she got that boneless pussy. 1.00

00:26:20.380 You know what I'm talking about, dude? 1.00

00:26:23.620 She got, she that little fucking wiggle, baby. 1.00

00:26:27.120 That thing a wiggle, boy. 1.00

00:26:28.340 I think she had, we had, he had a mini-me.

00:26:32.080 Drewski had a mini-me on set.

00:26:33.400 And I think he and her also linked up.

00:26:37.860 So that could be his child as well.

00:26:40.100 Oh, hell yeah.

00:26:41.680 They going to give birth to a little Ottoman. 1.00

00:26:44.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:46.880 One of the, yeah, they going to give birth to them, bro.

00:26:50.120 Oh, bro.

00:26:50.780 God, she is beautiful, though.

00:26:54.560 Caleb Presley, dude, what's going on, dude?

00:26:56.720 Should we start?

00:26:57.500 Yeah, let's start, man.

00:26:59.360 What's been happening?

00:27:00.020 Good to see you today.

00:27:00.740 It's good to see you.

00:27:01.500 No, what's been going on with me?

00:27:02.760 Dude, just running this company is not, I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it.

00:27:09.800 I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time consuming.

00:27:12.420 Yeah.

00:27:12.820 So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really often.

00:27:17.820 Really often.

00:27:18.380 Really often.

00:27:18.940 Figuring out how to, like, just organize, like, basic stuff that I just have no clue

00:27:24.120 what I'm doing.

00:27:24.860 Yeah.

00:27:25.460 And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that, but.

00:27:28.140 Oh.

00:27:29.620 Do you, I mean, do you handle that kind of stuff for your business?

00:27:32.140 I mean, you have a, you run a business.

00:27:34.140 Yeah, I mean, a lot of stuff you have to do yourself, I think, because you are, you

00:27:38.540 want it a certain way.

00:27:39.680 It's like, Drewski, it's like, you kind of know how things need to be, so it's like.

00:27:43.240 Which is tough, because I do that for Sunday, but Sunday's like three minutes long.

00:27:47.060 Yeah.

00:27:47.980 This is two hours.

00:27:49.520 Yeah.

00:27:49.820 I just want to, and I like to be reminded of what goes on.

00:27:53.020 I like to, sometimes I'll look back and feel like, how could I maybe have done things a

00:27:56.680 little bit different?

00:27:57.220 I think you always just want to do a little bit better, I think, right?

00:28:01.780 And then you're like, well, how are things evolving, like, in podcasting or whatever

00:28:08.560 job you're in?

00:28:09.340 So you want to try to be, like, on the future of it a little bit?

00:28:12.200 Yeah, 100%.

00:28:12.840 So, but yeah, I think you have, yeah, it's like, I think when you work for yourself or

00:28:17.620 work with people in a small group, you have to stay pretty hands-on.

00:28:21.560 Like, if you started letting somebody else edit your episodes, it's impossible.

00:28:24.400 It's impossible.

00:28:25.460 I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now, and

00:28:30.460 we correspond.

00:28:31.340 I mean, we go through notes and notes, and it's a huge process.

00:28:34.620 And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode.

00:28:39.240 It would be great.

00:28:40.080 Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me, it's like, I would, there's certain

00:28:45.420 things, I just like them the way I like them.

00:28:47.260 And he's great, because he's like, he doesn't have an ego.

00:28:50.720 I feel like a lot of, everyone has egos.

00:28:53.340 I mean, he's just like a nice gem of a person.

00:28:55.920 But when you're corresponding on some creative, and I'm giving notes, do this, do this, it

00:29:01.880 would be really easy to be offended.

00:29:03.160 If you're, he's a really creative guy, you know?

00:29:05.120 So it's like, if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things

00:29:08.540 done.

00:29:08.800 And he has his own ideas, he can provide those, but then he also doesn't get butthurt

00:29:13.240 if I'm saying, I don't think that's good.

00:29:15.320 Which is, I think it's such a rare find.

00:29:17.380 Oh, I think you're right.

00:29:18.520 And I think also a big thing is that editors, I mean, let's give a round of applause for

00:29:22.380 editors, dude.

00:29:24.480 They are, because people are just yelling at them.

00:29:28.320 Yep.

00:29:29.120 No one appreciates, they're like the long snappers of media.

00:29:31.480 Oh, yeah.

00:29:32.980 Oh, if you saw an editor across the street and you were walking by, you'd be like, oh, look

00:29:36.900 at this desperate.

00:29:38.800 Then you just get into your car and go home to your husband, dude. 0.99

00:29:43.380 No, they are, they are, they're the icebergs of our planet, really.

00:29:54.800 They're out there by themselves.

00:29:56.460 And yeah, they're involved with cold water, but nobody thinks about them like that.

00:30:01.360 Yeah.

00:30:01.460 Everybody just thinks like they're about to sink a ship.

00:30:05.280 Think about that being an iceberg.

00:30:06.760 The only thing they're known for basically is every now and then, like somebody sees a

00:30:12.260 polar bear on one of them, but really the thing they're known for most is sinking that

00:30:16.920 boat.

00:30:17.240 Isn't that crazy?

00:30:20.200 The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment.

00:30:25.980 Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday.

00:30:27.780 Just how one, well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about, I was reading

00:30:31.860 an article about, um, from, from a while back.

00:30:35.100 It was about Morgan Wong because he was getting ready for his episode.

00:30:36.660 And there's a part in it with, uh, P. Diddy and P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we

00:30:41.060 got to stop canceling people.

00:30:42.720 He was like vouching for, uh, Wong.

00:30:45.080 He's like, we got to start, stop canceling people.

00:30:46.860 We got to give people second chances.

00:30:48.400 He was like saying like everything that like probably he hoped he was, he probably knew 0.99

00:30:52.720 he was doing some bad shit. 0.97

00:30:53.980 He was like putting it, starting to spread the word. 0.99

00:30:56.160 Like we got to make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively. 0.99

00:31:00.580 I was like, damn, but you do one bad thing. 0.98

00:31:02.960 He probably did it, you know, a few times or whatever, but they, you know, 0.99

00:31:06.640 that's how people know you probably forever.

00:31:09.080 Oh, Diddy.

00:31:09.860 I would hear some crazy stuff, dude.

00:31:11.920 I would hear like he would have a, uh, I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of

00:31:17.880 his, he would, he would send them to like a nice restaurants.

00:31:20.500 And he would, if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy

00:31:24.480 take a phone, FaceTime phone, give it to the girl and be like, Hey, you leave this date 1.00

00:31:30.540 right now.

00:31:31.240 I'll buy you this and this.

00:31:32.860 You get out of here, meet me at the, or maybe not even sometimes.

00:31:36.520 Meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place.

00:31:40.380 So, cause it was like some type of a control thing.

00:31:42.760 That's what I heard.

00:31:43.940 Do I believe that?

00:31:45.700 Yes.

00:31:48.500 That's, I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess.

00:31:50.920 But I don't believe, but you know, but I believe a lot of stuff, you know?

00:31:54.180 Um, but that's kind of a crazy thing.

00:31:56.060 Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough

00:31:59.660 guy.

00:32:00.060 Yeah.

00:32:00.740 Walks up and says, Hey, you're, you have a call.

00:32:02.960 And then it's Diddy.

00:32:04.540 Yeah.

00:32:04.820 It's Diddy.

00:32:05.900 Right.

00:32:06.680 And he's abusing somebody in the background.

00:32:08.640 But he takes a break from that.

00:32:10.640 Allegedly abusing somebody.

00:32:12.640 Um, and then, yeah, he's like, Hey, if you leave him and the guy's trying to escape his 0.97

00:32:17.700 room, a guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws 0.95

00:32:21.740 a Grammy at him or whatever. 0.99

00:32:23.160 Right.

00:32:23.280 And he's like, shake your tail feather. 0.99

00:32:26.340 And he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. 0.99

00:32:30.680 Guy's bleeding now or whatever. 0.99

00:32:32.880 But he's like, Hey, okay.

00:32:34.380 This happened to you, didn't it?

00:32:35.660 No, it didn't happen to me.

00:32:36.500 This is a date you were on.

00:32:36.960 But he's just like, Hey, if you, I'm going to get you a couple of Birkin bags if you leave

00:32:40.720 right now.

00:32:41.980 Dude, I would leave, man.

00:32:43.560 Would you?

00:32:44.820 I don't know.

00:32:45.860 I don't know.

00:32:46.280 I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out.

00:32:48.660 I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes because you can stay

00:32:55.780 in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want, but you can't leave if you don't

00:32:59.520 pay.

00:32:59.980 Yep. 1.00

00:33:00.740 So I'll be like, bring the check first, bring the check for the fucking check. 0.99

00:33:06.080 Sometimes I'll leave then. 0.99

00:33:07.580 I don't even really want to fucking be here. 0.97

00:33:09.340 I could make a smoothie at home. 0.96

00:33:10.960 Yeah.

00:33:11.100 Get your rocks off.

00:33:11.980 Just pay that check.

00:33:12.800 Yeah.

00:33:13.060 I'll pay that check.

00:33:13.800 I'll tip that guy.

00:33:15.440 Um, are you a good tipper?

00:33:17.060 I am.

00:33:17.480 You are.

00:33:17.840 I think I am.

00:33:19.020 I like doing it.

00:33:20.140 Yeah.

00:33:20.400 I feel good about it.

00:33:22.700 You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money.

00:33:25.060 So it'd be, it'd be weird if I didn't tip good, I feel like, but yeah, I think it's

00:33:29.920 fun.

00:33:30.140 I just don't, I don't understand people who are done at least 20%.

00:33:33.320 I feel like that's, yeah, I get, I get the argument, I guess, for people being like,

00:33:38.420 well, they didn't do anything, but at the same time, like that's their job.

00:33:43.180 Yeah.

00:33:43.420 You, you knew when you went in there, you, yeah.

00:33:45.760 Like it's kind of on you that they, you know, you're paying them for nothing. 1.00

00:33:52.680 Um, fuck. 1.00

00:33:53.480 What were we talking about just a second ago? 1.00

00:33:54.840 Greta.

00:33:55.380 Is this a real interview?

00:33:56.940 Thurnberg.

00:33:57.420 I feel like I'm back on your show.

00:33:58.700 Don't say that, man.

00:34:00.180 Don't say that.

00:34:00.940 We should make a separate episode of Sunday out of this.

00:34:05.940 What if you, could you cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this, you think?

00:34:09.160 Yeah, easily.

00:34:10.640 Not easily. 0.92

00:34:11.340 It'd be fucking really hard. 0.93

00:34:12.820 But that's, what's amazing about your show. 0.96

00:34:14.100 You go in there, you sit in there, a couple of things come up, you accuse people of something,

00:34:17.880 you make a face or two, you don't know if you have bells, paws, or if you're asking a

00:34:21.680 question and then, and then you send me home, you send somebody home.

00:34:25.980 I know.

00:34:26.640 Every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh, yeah.

00:34:31.100 Cause I don't shoot it like this.

00:34:32.440 I don't shoot it like a free flowing conversation because I know how it's going to edit.

00:34:36.560 So I just like, that's a waste of time to even do all those, uh, segues and, and middleman

00:34:41.640 parts of the conversation.

00:34:42.720 I skip right to the meat.

00:34:43.940 Yeah.

00:34:44.180 It's a very awkward conversation.

00:34:45.600 Oh, it's a good point.

00:34:46.160 You do, you do skip right to the meat, dude.

00:34:47.820 Um, what do you, yeah.

00:34:50.660 Do you think Diddy, what do you think happened there?

00:34:53.440 With Diddy?

00:34:54.220 Well, they said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said they just found, um, they

00:34:57.840 were spicing the baby oil.

00:34:59.620 Do you see that?

00:35:00.360 No.

00:35:01.100 Bring it up.

00:35:01.700 Spiced baby oil.

00:35:04.800 Diddy spiced baby oil.

00:35:07.460 Sean Diddy Combs' baby oil was allegedly laced with date rape drug.

00:35:12.840 The allegations against Sean Diddy, he did.

00:35:17.820 Combs continued him out.

00:35:21.320 While the rapper has been in jail since September, arrests, faces charges of sex trafficking.

00:35:25.220 In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News, one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe

00:35:28.860 in the docs, alleges the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with rohipinol or GHB,

00:35:33.520 which are often referred to as the date rape drug. 1.00

00:35:35.460 Wow.

00:35:37.200 Or also referred to as an hors d'oeuvre if you're going to see Rufus DeSolt.

00:35:41.780 Dude, who, that's what I'm saying.

00:35:43.840 Who's drinking baby oil? 0.93

00:35:45.340 Nobody, they're rubbing it on and it goes into their skin like that.

00:35:48.260 Oh, it gets into their skin?

00:35:49.140 Yeah.

00:35:49.500 Is that really a thing?

00:35:50.660 Stuff can go into your body, through your body?

00:35:55.120 That, I don't know, buddy.

00:35:57.180 Because think about all the things that go on your skin.

00:36:00.360 Oh, totally.

00:36:01.040 I mean, like, is my shirt going into my skin?

00:36:05.800 Yeah.

00:36:06.480 In some ways?

00:36:07.600 Well, they say there's some, they say that cotton used to, like, it used to be better

00:36:11.920 for our skin and then we started using all these synthetic products and that's why a lot

00:36:14.800 of people, some people believe that, like, some of the synthetic products could be, especially

00:36:19.440 wrapped around your genitalia, like your underpants, could be causing a lot of issues 0.74

00:36:23.620 in the world. 1.00

00:36:24.660 Really?

00:36:25.380 Like, causing, like, autism or, like, if you're- 0.81

00:36:29.240 The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.

00:36:33.620 Is it really?

00:36:34.280 I don't know.

00:36:34.680 I just listened to Joe Rogan say that.

00:36:36.460 The perineum or whatever it's called?

00:36:37.500 Yes, the perineum.

00:36:38.360 Wow.

00:36:38.600 Great word by you.

00:36:39.660 The perineum's getting shorter?

00:36:40.900 Shrinking. 1.00

00:36:41.500 They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there because the coastline in Louisiana 1.00

00:36:44.900 is fucking disappearing. 1.00

00:36:46.440 And every year, they come get our Christmas tree, dude. 0.99

00:36:49.420 What do you mean coastline?

00:36:50.340 There's a beach in Louisiana?

00:36:51.620 Yeah, we call it a beach, dude.

00:36:53.360 I never thought about that in my life.

00:36:55.540 I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.

00:36:57.900 I'll say this.

00:36:58.260 If you put your hair under water down there at home, it comes up Corn Road.

00:37:01.600 I'll say that, dude, okay? 1.00

00:37:03.080 You'll have a little crab at the end of it just figuring that shit out, bro. 0.98

00:37:07.660 So it definitely has powers in the water. 0.99

00:37:10.780 I don't know.

00:37:11.560 I don't think there's a beach.

00:37:12.780 Um, look up that.

00:37:15.640 Does our underpants, uh, look up non, look up non-cotton underpants, um, causing mental

00:37:28.920 disorder.

00:37:31.400 This just says cotton underwear make a difference even if it's ugly.

00:37:34.060 That's not, I don't care about the style, brother.

00:37:37.240 Never mind.

00:37:38.300 That was a wild ride.

00:37:39.520 This is the worst interview I've ever been on.

00:37:43.280 No, it's not, dude.

00:37:45.200 Dude, keep believing in yourself.

00:37:46.680 Okay, sorry.

00:37:47.320 You're right.

00:37:47.580 We're doing good.

00:37:48.000 You're right.

00:37:48.640 We're doing good.

00:37:49.160 We just haven't talked about anything important or-

00:37:51.200 Yeah, that's kind of it, I guess.

00:37:52.220 We haven't said anything really of any significance.

00:37:53.880 We haven't said anything.

00:37:54.860 No.

00:37:55.660 We haven't said anything.

00:37:57.680 No, we should be talking about something.

00:37:59.380 Um, well, when you start to think about being like, because now that you're doing your

00:38:02.920 own thing, do you feel like you're more capable to do something new?

00:38:05.460 Like, tell me about something like branching out on your own, like the fears of it and

00:38:09.740 stuff like that.

00:38:10.340 And did you think it would be okay?

00:38:11.800 Do you think it would fail?

00:38:12.680 Like, do you have any real fears about it?

00:38:14.200 Because I think a lot of people, uh, work with somebody or under an umbrella and then

00:38:18.320 they go out and do their own thing.

00:38:19.680 Yeah.

00:38:20.180 I think, well, the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off.

00:38:25.360 So he doesn't, um, tell you what you should be doing when you start doing what you're

00:38:30.420 doing.

00:38:30.620 He doesn't talk to you.

00:38:31.500 You really just go complete non-communication with him a hundred percent of the time.

00:38:37.380 What that culture breeds, I think is like a kind of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess,

00:38:44.380 the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be, and they have the

00:38:49.440 resources.

00:38:50.200 Obviously they're taking the risk on you, um, by paying your salary because they're going

00:38:54.740 to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever, like

00:39:00.180 every two weeks you're getting paid.

00:39:01.400 So they're taking that chance.

00:39:02.740 And obviously if you do well, they have the upside, but, um, it's really, it's a place

00:39:08.320 where I was able to kind of, they had, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind

00:39:12.040 of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor and we worked together

00:39:15.200 for years, developed a camaraderie of my producer, Kelsey, who you've met.

00:39:19.220 Like we started working together, developed camaraderie.

00:39:21.280 So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool.

00:39:24.140 Right.

00:39:24.380 So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same.

00:39:28.180 Cause I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business.

00:39:32.940 Oh yeah.

00:39:33.640 But, um, I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday conversation.

00:39:38.040 I don't know what, I mean, how was your movie experience?

00:39:40.380 I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie.

00:39:44.360 Oh yeah.

00:39:45.000 It's boring.

00:39:46.820 Um, I like, I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday.

00:39:49.720 I can put out one Sunday a week.

00:39:51.520 It's a lot of work to get out once a week, but we can do it.

00:39:54.100 And then it's like, you move on to the next thing.

00:39:55.680 It's like, you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week.

00:39:59.180 Yeah.

00:39:59.320 And things happen so fast now too.

00:40:01.420 Yeah.

00:40:01.840 How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like, um, it's so fast.

00:40:07.320 It's like, you know, in the first couple of seconds, do I want to keep watching this

00:40:09.600 or not?

00:40:09.880 And sometimes it's interesting.

00:40:10.960 It's like something will just pique your interest.

00:40:12.320 And sometimes it can be the same thing on the next day and it will not pique your interest.

00:40:15.680 But then two days later, it'll pique your interest again.

00:40:17.880 I think it's very fascinating.

00:40:19.500 I, and I'm sure there's a lot of like coding as to, they're figuring that out.

00:40:23.560 Um, and they just keep hooking you or finding different ways to hook you.

00:40:27.100 It's kind of crazy though.

00:40:28.220 You'll go down some rabbit holes and with the algorithm and the algorithm can lead you

00:40:32.520 to do some crazy stuff.

00:40:34.120 Like what?

00:40:36.240 Like do want to do crime?

00:40:38.060 I'll say it.

00:40:39.620 I want to do crime because the algorithm was like, Oh yeah, I saw you mingling over there. 1.00

00:40:44.140 You want another hit of that fucking smack? 1.00

00:40:46.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:46.700 I mean, another fucking couple of hot doses of fucking Gaza core. 1.00

00:40:51.460 Charlie Kirk. 1.00

00:40:52.440 Oh yeah.

00:40:53.560 Jesus Christ.

00:40:55.120 Next thing you know, it gets, it just gets crazy.

00:40:58.100 And then you're just choking out your neighbor.

00:41:00.120 Yeah.

00:41:00.500 I do feel like, especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff.

00:41:06.000 I don't want to see like the algorithm.

00:41:09.060 It builds out just like you're saying, if you'd like to doom scrolling or whatever, you're

00:41:12.760 on your phone for too long.

00:41:13.640 It's not that long before you're seeing stuff.

00:41:15.920 You don't, I don't relate to it at all.

00:41:18.260 I'm like, imagine if there's just a wheel somewhere, you could spin it.

00:41:21.020 But one of the options are 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy, violence, machete

00:41:28.140 attacks, racism. 0.97

00:41:29.560 At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs. 0.99

00:41:32.280 Yeah. 0.98

00:41:32.520 If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs. 0.86

00:41:36.320 Oh yeah, you do. 0.92

00:41:37.740 Well, Twitter, you end up at some b-holes or whatever and like Christmas b-holes and all

00:41:41.940 that.

00:41:42.280 I'm like, it's Christmas.

00:41:45.680 Can you do at least two days a year without b-holes on Twitter? 1.00

00:41:50.220 That is, I don't know.

00:41:51.500 They got to, dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up. 0.97

00:41:54.620 How much porn you, dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn. 0.97

00:41:59.840 Right. 0.97

00:42:00.200 We used to have a choice.

00:42:01.160 At least like, you had a bike to get it or whatever.

00:42:04.180 Now, you, yeah.

00:42:06.760 It's insane.

00:42:08.160 It's insane.

00:42:08.720 It should be a crime.

00:42:09.900 It should be a crime.

00:42:10.860 Yeah.

00:42:11.020 One kid just came out and said he found his sister on OnlyFans and it broke his heart.

00:42:14.000 You see that video?

00:42:14.660 Uh-uh.

00:42:15.320 Man.

00:42:16.720 It's pretty sad.

00:42:17.520 You don't want to show it because they're children, but it's just crazy to see.

00:42:20.360 People don't even think about that.

00:42:21.580 Dude, I saw a stat.

00:42:23.300 It was, I think, one in every 20, one in 12 girls are on OnlyFans.

00:42:29.300 But is that a lie?

00:42:29.880 Let's look it up.

00:42:30.680 What percentage of women are on OnlyFans? 1.00

00:42:32.760 I mean, that's nuts.

00:42:36.160 That's nuts.

00:42:36.920 But there's so much money.

00:42:37.860 And if you, I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in

00:42:40.860 the world besides making money.

00:42:42.620 Bad way to live.

00:42:43.580 About 2% of young women are selling themselves on OnlyFans.

00:42:48.280 Go back.

00:42:48.900 Go to that.

00:42:49.320 Number five.

00:42:49.940 Number four.

00:42:51.980 What date is that?

00:42:53.740 That's 2023.

00:42:54.880 Find me something similar that's updated if you can.

00:42:57.060 Give me some updated information.

00:42:58.300 What percentage?

00:42:58.800 Like, everything just feels like my wits end.

00:43:04.240 My axle just broke on my frickin' Cybertruck. 0.54

00:43:06.740 No way.

00:43:07.340 Yeah.

00:43:07.600 I park.

00:43:08.280 I look.

00:43:08.520 Dude, I was like, it feels like it's weird turning. 0.98

00:43:10.380 I go, look, and the fuckin' axle's broken. 0.93

00:43:12.420 Dude, this is a bad question. 0.97

00:43:13.440 What is that?

00:43:14.760 A Cybertruck.

00:43:15.740 An axle.

00:43:16.840 Oh, axle, it's like, uh, it is a brand.

00:43:21.980 It's like this?

00:43:22.460 This guy break it up. 0.99

00:43:23.420 This fuckin' dude couldn't. 0.99

00:43:24.820 Is it like this? 0.99

00:43:25.780 Yeah, it's like a.

00:43:26.940 That's what it sounds like, is this.

00:43:28.480 Yes.

00:43:28.980 It's like that.

00:43:29.720 Yeah.

00:43:29.900 It's like a lower joist.

00:43:31.220 Are you good at, like, handy stuff?

00:43:32.540 Huh?

00:43:32.860 Can you do that?

00:43:33.360 Yeah.

00:43:33.700 I mean, I got pissed immediately when I saw it.

00:43:37.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:38.420 I knew.

00:43:39.160 I knew it.

00:43:40.040 You know, I knew that, uh, I knew that that's where it was gonna be for the rest of the day.

00:43:45.560 I don't know if I saw it.

00:43:46.240 It's not changing.

00:43:47.260 Uh-uh.

00:43:48.020 Do you ever get under a car?

00:43:49.680 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:43:50.620 Oh, I'll tell you this.

00:43:51.280 So I used to have a Ford Escort, right? 1.00

00:43:52.800 And this bitch would fuckin' go. 1.00

00:43:54.480 Dude, sometimes it would take off, right? 1.00

00:43:56.180 And you'd be in it, right?

00:43:56.900 This was before they had self-driving cars or whatever.

00:43:58.580 Mm-hmm.

00:43:59.080 But it was just, the, uh, throttle or whatever was just loose or unloose or whatever.

00:44:04.480 I don't remember what it was.

00:44:05.160 Tight or loose. 1.00

00:44:06.280 And that bitch, you'd park it, dude. 1.00

00:44:08.020 And it would go, like, an extra 12 feet. 1.00

00:44:09.780 After you got out, that bitch, it would just, it would do a jolt and rev. 1.00

00:44:13.140 It had a thing. 0.99

00:44:15.060 It had, like, this kind of Civil War feature or whatever.

00:44:16.940 But after you got out, sometimes it would, um, there would be a combustion and then it

00:44:22.580 would, poof, out of the back, uh, catalytic converter out of the exhaust pipe.

00:44:26.900 So my buddy, Bo, would always go stand back there and then he'd be like, oh!

00:44:30.600 Just pretend like he got shot every time.

00:44:34.060 Dude, you know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google

00:44:38.380 Maps is your truck.

00:44:41.420 Like, it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it.

00:44:45.880 Nuh-uh.

00:44:46.500 You're on your Google Maps.

00:44:47.800 Really?

00:44:48.360 If you type in your address, which we won't say.

00:44:50.780 We won't say, dude.

00:44:52.040 You're on there.

00:44:53.380 It just, what am I doing?

00:44:55.200 Someone's just coming by taking pics.

00:44:56.640 Oh, well, it's very scary.

00:44:57.600 Dude, things get scary these days.

00:44:59.020 I saw a video of myself the other day.

00:45:00.300 I was driving.

00:45:01.240 Somebody drove alongside me for probably 30 seconds just filming me.

00:45:04.240 Really?

00:45:04.460 Yeah, it just, it's okay, but it just, you're like, it starts to make you super paranoid.

00:45:09.580 How was Bridgestone doing two nights there?

00:45:12.160 Or two days, two shows?

00:45:13.200 That's, that's awesome.

00:45:14.280 Or does it feel just like a normal show?

00:45:16.060 I would just ask because it's here in Nashville.

00:45:17.420 It felt like a mix.

00:45:18.460 I think I, I, it's just been a long year, so everything almost starts to feel the same

00:45:21.900 sometimes, but I was excited that, that a lot of people I knew were going.

00:45:29.240 I did the shows longer than usual.

00:45:31.400 I probably should have tightened it up a little bit, but I just wanted to be up there.

00:45:34.340 You know, I was trying to think of things to thank people or trying to localize stuff

00:45:38.920 if I could at certain points.

00:45:42.500 Yeah, it just, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know, I remember the first show

00:45:46.860 that I ever went to over there was, who's that guy?

00:45:49.840 It's, oh, Gwen Stefani's husband.

00:45:52.100 And after the show, my buddy Eddie was filming me and he's like, you going to play here one

00:45:59.720 day?

00:45:59.920 And I was like, I'm not playing here, dude. 0.87

00:46:01.640 You're out of your mind.

00:46:02.220 And then, so he sent me that video about a week ago.

00:46:05.120 No way.

00:46:05.800 It's pretty cool.

00:46:07.320 That is cool.

00:46:08.720 It really is cool.

00:46:09.640 I mean, just bonkers.

00:46:10.760 So I think that was fun.

00:46:12.000 I was, I thought the shows went pretty good.

00:46:13.500 So I was, I was glad that everybody came out and laughed.

00:46:15.480 I was just like, yeah, you just want it to go good because also that's a show.

00:46:18.800 You have to see those people around town or you have to wonder if everybody you ran

00:46:22.860 into could have been one of those people that was at that show.

00:46:24.740 And so that was one part that was really exciting about it, man.

00:46:27.900 And you're going up against Metallica.

00:46:29.700 Oh, that's true, huh?

00:46:31.060 Yeah.

00:46:31.800 Which is pretty good.

00:46:32.800 Something's wrong.

00:46:33.560 Something's right.

00:46:34.480 Who you right or right?

00:46:36.140 Who they right?

00:46:39.060 Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing to go see you. 0.90

00:46:44.100 So these blacks, I was like, come on, dude. 1.00

00:46:53.440 Wow. 0.92

00:46:55.720 Oh, man.

00:46:56.480 You're right about that, dude.

00:46:58.480 I got to come see you in, I got to come watch you in Cork.

00:47:03.420 Oh, yeah.

00:47:03.860 Cork, Ireland.

00:47:05.020 That was fun.

00:47:05.700 I forgot about that.

00:47:06.680 That was fun.

00:47:07.780 That was cool, wasn't it?

00:47:08.880 That was fun.

00:47:09.460 My buddy's wedding, my buddy Scotty, he's in town tonight.

00:47:11.480 They're going to see Rufus us all.

00:47:12.660 No way.

00:47:13.460 Yeah.

00:47:14.100 I thought about having him come by the house, but my truck broke down.

00:47:17.920 I cried for a little bit, and I got kind of scared, and I just hurried back home.

00:47:21.160 Yeah.

00:47:21.600 The axle.

00:47:23.400 One bad axle, dude.

00:47:25.580 Oh, dude, what do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend?

00:47:27.500 What's the word down there?

00:47:28.320 Because he lives in Florida, doesn't he?

00:47:30.920 He lives in, I think, Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now.

00:47:35.860 Okay.

00:47:36.480 North Florida or whatever.

00:47:37.680 North Florida.

00:47:38.260 But he's going to your alma mater.

00:47:40.620 Yeah.

00:47:40.980 And it's kind of crazy.

00:47:42.880 I mean, it's like, um...

00:47:45.580 People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right?

00:47:48.380 Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players.

00:47:53.000 I mean, all football is, but especially college football.

00:47:55.600 And I think him coming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give NIL

00:48:01.580 players, or the NIL money for, like, guys, for recruits.

00:48:05.720 So you think Booster's hit followed him?

00:48:07.600 I think that we really raised a lot of money.

00:48:09.440 I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something.

00:48:12.800 It was kind of like the...

00:48:14.020 And I don't know if that includes coaches or what, but it was a huge figure that you would

00:48:18.360 think we would be able to go out and get, like, five-star quarterback, five-star whatever.

00:48:22.660 And I haven't seen us signing any five-stars yet, but that could just be the period of

00:48:28.480 the year we're in.

00:48:29.520 And my thing is, if he signs those five-stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend.

00:48:33.860 And if he doesn't sign those five-stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend, because

00:48:37.000 we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says.

00:48:40.400 I mean, that's the truth.

00:48:42.200 Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them.

00:48:45.820 Dude, I thought the Niko...

00:48:46.660 I'm a Tennessee football fan for college.

00:48:48.580 I mean, obviously, I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well.

00:48:51.560 But Tennessee is who I grew up on, and they didn't pay Niko, or that's a story.

00:48:56.900 They didn't pay their quarterback.

00:48:58.020 He wanted, like, $4 million as a story, and they're giving him two.

00:49:01.060 And so they said, get out of here.

00:49:02.680 I think it's crazy.

00:49:03.740 I think pay him.

00:49:05.000 Everyone was on Tennessee's side. 1.00

00:49:07.520 Everyone thought Niko's an idiot, and maybe that's true. 0.99

00:49:09.980 But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. 1.00

00:49:13.260 He's a freshman.

00:49:13.940 He took you...

00:49:14.940 His real freshman year, he beat Clemson the first time he ever played in the, whatever,

00:49:19.780 Orange Bowl or something.

00:49:20.600 And then last year was his redshirt freshman year, and he took Tennessee to the playoffs.

00:49:24.780 And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick.

00:49:27.900 And they're talking about $2 million with him.

00:49:30.300 He probably makes $100 million for the university.

00:49:32.620 Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff, competitive.

00:49:35.380 I mean, you've been down there.

00:49:36.440 Oh, it's unbelievable down there.

00:49:38.200 People were certainly excited about him the year before.

00:49:40.440 I remember when he got in in the bowl game the year before.

00:49:43.740 Didn't he have to play the bowl game?

00:49:44.740 Yeah, Clemson.

00:49:45.140 He beat Clemson.

00:49:45.940 Right.

00:49:46.560 So people were stoked.

00:49:47.800 But they're like, put him in, you know, everybody was excited.

00:49:50.500 Even that year when they were losing to Georgia late in the season, they're like, put him in.

00:49:55.100 I think he was like the number one overall recruit.

00:49:58.100 People were excited.

00:49:58.820 And he did well.

00:49:59.440 And you're right.

00:49:59.800 He's only one year.

00:50:00.680 You can't, you know, you can't expect guys just to...

00:50:05.220 Or maybe now people can.

00:50:08.060 People are saying now, though, here, I think this is it.

00:50:10.000 People are saying now, we're putting our money in.

00:50:13.120 We better get a return on it fast.

00:50:15.180 Right.

00:50:15.580 So I think that part of the mindset probably doesn't help the whole equation.

00:50:19.540 Right.

00:50:19.860 But a lot of these guys, Lane Kiffin was telling them, you go through one section of the portal time.

00:50:24.660 And then they haven't even played any ball yet.

00:50:26.960 There's another portal period.

00:50:28.240 And they're like, you know what?

00:50:30.140 You gave us two million.

00:50:31.220 We want four million.

00:50:32.020 Like, we haven't done anything.

00:50:33.280 It's insane.

00:50:34.180 They have to fix it. 1.00

00:50:35.340 College football is fucked right now. 0.99

00:50:37.300 So that's pretty crazy, the fact that that's happening, you know? 0.99

00:50:40.460 Dude, they got rid of walk-ons.

00:50:42.320 There's no more walk-ons in college football.

00:50:44.260 Like, I was a...

00:50:44.920 I walked on to the University of North Carolina.

00:50:47.140 And my...

00:50:48.560 Yeah, you were loitering, they said.

00:50:49.760 I also, one of the...

00:50:51.200 An interview with a former coach said this guy was loitering.

00:50:53.280 Yeah, they hated me while I was there.

00:50:55.860 But, dude, there's no walk-ons.

00:50:58.160 Like, our team, our best...

00:50:59.880 Maybe not our best players, but our team captains,

00:51:02.100 some of our best players, were walk-ons.

00:51:03.500 Like, I came in with my class of fellow guys.

00:51:08.180 Every single one of them went on to get a scholarship.

00:51:10.580 A lot of them went to NFL.

00:51:11.920 Yeah.

00:51:12.240 And it's like, they were like the meat of the team

00:51:14.320 or the glue of the team.

00:51:16.400 And they don't even have that anymore

00:51:17.800 because they had to cut their roster down.

00:51:20.140 They got to pay all these guys.

00:51:21.580 And that's sad to me.

00:51:22.760 Is that true?

00:51:23.280 Has NIL...

00:51:24.040 Google that, please.

00:51:24.820 Has NIL eliminated the possibility of walk-ons

00:51:29.100 or lowered the number of walk-ons on teams?

00:51:33.600 I think it's...

00:51:34.180 I think they don't even do it anymore.

00:51:35.760 I really don't think they even take walk-ons.

00:51:38.220 I think it's the...

00:51:39.540 The death of the walk-on app.

00:51:41.180 Okay, yes, the new NCAA roster limits,

00:51:43.960 including the house settlement,

00:51:46.140 have effectively reduced the number of walk-on opportunities

00:51:48.860 in college sports, particularly football.

00:51:51.140 While teams still have non-scholarship players, walk-ons,

00:51:54.060 the total roster size is capped to 105,

00:51:56.080 significantly reducing the space for them.

00:51:58.120 Wow.

00:51:59.120 So the movie Hoosiers...

00:52:01.460 Years from now, people will watch Hoosiers 0.99

00:52:03.320 and be like, who the fuck is that dude? 1.00

00:52:05.320 Rudy? 1.00

00:52:05.960 Yeah.

00:52:06.480 But it won't even understand.

00:52:08.020 Like, what the...

00:52:08.680 Yeah.

00:52:08.860 Yeah, it is sad, man.

00:52:11.320 And then...

00:52:11.960 Oh, it is.

00:52:12.400 It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it.

00:52:14.020 Well, dude, also, just like...

00:52:15.260 I just had such an awesome, positive experience

00:52:17.880 being in the locker room for four years

00:52:19.700 with the same guys, going through it.

00:52:21.140 You have these big aspirational dreams

00:52:22.940 you're going to make to see the field.

00:52:24.840 Never see the field.

00:52:26.100 But you're...

00:52:27.420 I had a great time.

00:52:29.180 And that doesn't happen anymore.

00:52:30.440 Not only because there's not walk-ons,

00:52:31.880 but also because they...

00:52:34.740 There's no...

00:52:35.760 They don't...

00:52:36.260 Why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? 1.00

00:52:38.860 If he's just about to transfer on your ass 1.00

00:52:40.820 as soon as the season's over, 0.99

00:52:42.300 your starter's probably going to transfer.

00:52:43.920 These guys are playing on a different team every year.

00:52:47.220 Sometimes two teams per year.

00:52:49.300 So, like, there's no country.

00:52:50.580 There's no locker room vibe.

00:52:51.740 They're all just, like, trying to get the cash.

00:52:53.960 There has to be a way.

00:52:55.240 People are acting like,

00:52:55.800 well, we had it better back then,

00:52:58.040 and now it's, like, totally destroyed.

00:52:59.460 It's like, is there no creative problem-solving

00:53:01.740 to figure out how we can get these guys some cash?

00:53:03.900 And also, like,

00:53:05.360 is there no middle ground here that we can work with?

00:53:09.420 Like, can we just...

00:53:11.220 Okay, you have to stay.

00:53:12.340 You can sit out.

00:53:13.620 The argument has always been,

00:53:14.900 you can't transfer.

00:53:15.900 Yeah.

00:53:17.520 And then you have to sit out a year.

00:53:18.860 That's how it used to be.

00:53:19.540 Now you can transfer and play immediately.

00:53:21.280 I think you should have to sit out a year.

00:53:23.160 And they say, well...

00:53:23.780 Yeah, because that'll hold them off.

00:53:25.340 That's how it used to be.

00:53:26.340 Right, because you've got to stay.

00:53:27.300 So you have to put your...

00:53:28.320 At least you've got to show up for where you are.

00:53:30.180 Yeah.

00:53:30.980 And then the argument against it was,

00:53:32.900 well, coaches can just leave,

00:53:34.500 and then, you know, you're left with a coach

00:53:36.320 that you didn't really sign up to play for.

00:53:38.120 Well, then make an exception.

00:53:39.520 And if that's the coach leaves,

00:53:40.720 then you can go.

00:53:41.620 Then you can do it.

00:53:42.740 People are acting like these...

00:53:43.900 It's like, it's a pretty simple...

00:53:45.400 But then this will start to happen.

00:53:46.500 A coach will leave,

00:53:47.320 and he'll make a deal with the players,

00:53:48.840 and then the player will follow him.

00:53:50.480 It'll be, like, a deal that they make.

00:53:51.840 Yeah.

00:53:52.440 Which is...

00:53:52.840 What's wrong with that?

00:53:53.680 Right, that's part of the deal.

00:53:54.820 That's part of the deal.

00:53:55.400 If those are his players...

00:53:56.920 So, yeah, I think there's a lot...

00:53:58.400 Obviously, even us trying to look at it,

00:54:00.020 there's a lot of little sides to it, man.

00:54:01.500 Yeah.

00:54:03.360 But you're right.

00:54:04.180 It does start to...

00:54:05.040 It starts to kind of break the heart of the fan,

00:54:08.240 you know,

00:54:08.540 because you're kind of the one that loses in the end.

00:54:10.880 Mm-hmm.

00:54:11.300 It's just the value of being a fan.

00:54:13.000 It all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing.

00:54:15.140 But for years, those places,

00:54:16.860 the universe was making so much money,

00:54:18.600 and they weren't even setting aside, like...

00:54:20.460 Mm-hmm.

00:54:20.900 Set aside the money for 10 years later.

00:54:23.260 Every player gets some money.

00:54:24.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:24.700 Right.

00:54:25.040 There should be money.

00:54:25.920 It's like, maybe you don't give it to them now,

00:54:27.720 but five years from now,

00:54:28.900 they're going to get paid, you know?

00:54:29.960 Right.

00:54:30.120 Or when they graduate

00:54:30.760 or when they're done at college, you know?

00:54:32.620 Yeah.

00:54:33.160 But there just has to be a way,

00:54:34.680 and it does.

00:54:35.900 Sports fans...

00:54:37.060 I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan.

00:54:39.180 SEC football, there's no fans like that

00:54:41.740 because in the NFL,

00:54:44.060 you can't go...

00:54:45.120 You can't play for the team

00:54:46.520 or go to the team.

00:54:48.020 In college, you can go to that school.

00:54:49.680 You can...

00:54:50.540 Like, if you're a fan,

00:54:51.340 you went to the school.

00:54:52.480 Yeah.

00:54:52.660 You can't go to the Packers.

00:54:54.740 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:54:55.220 Like, you just fucking... 1.00

00:54:56.260 You go to the game, 1.00

00:54:57.220 but you go to that school.

00:54:58.520 You spent four years of your life there.

00:55:00.000 Like, that's your team.

00:55:01.040 Yeah, you knocked your spouse up there. 0.61

00:55:02.960 Yeah.

00:55:03.380 You know, you vomited on your buddy there.

00:55:06.060 You guys accidentally touched each other there.

00:55:09.420 Yeah.

00:55:09.700 Right?

00:55:10.080 It didn't...

00:55:10.540 It was an accident.

00:55:11.660 Some of you guys say you hit a speed bump

00:55:13.160 going really fast in a truck.

00:55:15.160 People don't usually come during that.

00:55:17.280 But hey, you know what I'm saying?

00:55:19.520 That's what you get for going to Mississippi State.

00:55:21.660 Yeah.

00:55:21.920 But what I'm trying to say here... 1.00

00:55:23.780 Starkville is ass, bro. 0.99

00:55:24.920 Have you been there? 1.00

00:55:25.540 No, don't play that.

00:55:26.440 Dude, somebody invited me there

00:55:28.500 and I couldn't even find it.

00:55:29.660 Oh, bro.

00:55:30.160 I was looking for pictures.

00:55:30.960 I had to text Hardy.

00:55:32.400 Dude, what's in Starkville is Hardee's.

00:55:34.560 Yeah.

00:55:34.720 And that's all that's there, dude.

00:55:36.220 It's a long-drawn Silver's and a Hardee's.

00:55:38.860 Dude, Hardee's,

00:55:39.720 and I hate to say this,

00:55:40.560 but it's the truth,

00:55:41.080 it's just a Carl's Jr.

00:55:42.700 that came out of the closet.

00:55:43.900 That's all it is.

00:55:45.260 Bring that up.

00:55:45.800 Does Hardee's own Carl's Jr.?

00:55:47.440 What's the other one that's like that?

00:55:49.200 Oh, the Hillstone and...

00:55:51.260 What's that good restaurant called?

00:55:52.360 Oh, honey, I wouldn't know.

00:55:54.680 Hardee's.

00:55:55.100 Yes, Hardee's is owned by the same company 1.00

00:55:56.880 as Carl's Jr., bitch. 1.00

00:55:59.840 Okay? 0.99

00:56:00.540 What is the reason for not having just the same name?

00:56:03.040 So don't say I didn't go to college.

00:56:04.840 Okay?

00:56:05.180 That's all I'm saying.

00:56:06.720 That's a question you would hear

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00:59:26.300 Dude, what's your best fun fact like that?

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00:59:35.140 Well, I knew that.

00:59:36.180 Well, there was a strong awareness over the years

00:59:38.760 that people that suffer from Down syndrome

00:59:40.760 couldn't, that they weren't biped.

00:59:44.180 Not bipedal.

00:59:45.060 What is it?

00:59:46.060 They wouldn't,

00:59:46.880 they couldn't walk backwards, right?

00:59:48.480 And some lady. 1.00

00:59:49.380 What?

00:59:49.720 Wait, wait, wait.

00:59:51.260 That people with Down syndrome 1.00

00:59:52.040 could not walk backwards.

00:59:52.780 They can't?

00:59:53.320 They cannot.

00:59:54.100 That was what everybody was saying.

00:59:55.880 Okay.

00:59:56.360 A woman trained a young, 0.99

01:00:00.100 like one of these young warriors to do it.

01:00:02.220 A woman sent me a video though

01:00:04.100 with somebody doing it

01:00:05.520 and then I guess that,

01:00:07.900 I don't know if everybody can do it,

01:00:10.760 but this kid is definitely,

01:00:12.220 he's basically the Michael Jackson

01:00:13.560 of Down syndrome people.

01:00:15.280 Like, I mean, he.

01:00:16.360 So he can walk backwards

01:00:17.900 and he's the only one.

01:00:19.360 I think there's rumor

01:00:20.520 that this person was,

01:00:22.380 da, da, da, da, da, da.

01:00:23.660 All right, I got one.

01:00:24.260 What am I doing today?

01:00:25.140 I got one.

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01:00:27.960 I got one.

01:00:28.720 I think it's this Winnipeg Jets.

01:00:30.000 Yeah, take that off, man.

01:00:31.220 Huh?

01:00:31.460 There's nothing under it, dude.

01:00:32.740 Take it off, bro.

01:00:33.720 Whoa, speed bump.

01:00:35.020 Go.

01:00:36.720 Dude, all right.

01:00:37.300 I got to go on.

01:00:37.880 Okay.

01:00:38.320 All right.

01:00:39.020 Do you know what the,

01:00:40.960 I probably said this to you before,

01:00:42.000 you probably know the answer

01:00:42.720 because I told it to you,

01:00:43.460 but do you know what the number one product,

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01:00:50.740 Walmart's obviously like the biggest store.

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01:00:53.560 biggest product at the biggest store.

01:00:56.380 Every year it's the same product.

01:00:57.860 They sell the most of.

01:00:58.880 Oh my God, girl.

01:00:59.800 I don't know.

01:01:00.340 Let me think.

01:01:05.020 You told me this

01:01:05.800 and I still do not know.

01:01:06.460 I did tell you, didn't I?

01:01:07.300 And I still don't know, though.

01:01:08.440 Yeah, you hang out with me for three hours.

01:01:09.880 You're here in this one.

01:01:10.560 This is good.

01:01:11.560 I like this.

01:01:12.380 I'm going to say

01:01:13.920 paper.

01:01:17.840 No, hold on.

01:01:18.560 Let me think a little bit more.

01:01:19.760 Let me give you a hint.

01:01:22.160 Don't look at me like that.

01:01:23.600 All right.

01:01:24.440 So think about like evolution

01:01:27.220 or human nature.

01:01:29.220 Like what we really,

01:01:30.720 where we come from

01:01:31.780 and what we really like.

01:01:37.840 Let me think where we come from

01:01:39.320 and what we really like.

01:01:42.380 Where do we come from?

01:01:44.360 What do we really like?

01:01:46.140 We like chocolate.

01:01:47.520 We like,

01:01:48.380 no, it's that food?

01:01:49.800 Mm-hmm.

01:01:50.160 It is?

01:01:50.660 Mm-hmm.

01:01:51.980 Number one thing they buy every year.

01:01:53.980 Every year, bananas.

01:01:55.640 Is it really?

01:01:56.580 Mm-hmm.

01:01:57.000 4011.

01:01:58.000 Mm-hmm.

01:01:58.440 Oh.

01:02:00.480 Bananas is the number one thing.

01:02:02.500 It's just so,

01:02:03.140 I just like that fact.

01:02:04.280 And people say we didn't evolve

01:02:06.100 from primates.

01:02:07.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:02:07.840 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:02:09.660 No, you say what you want, dude.

01:02:10.860 We're buying bananas.

01:02:12.120 It's our number one purchase. 0.96

01:02:13.560 Shoot a shoot, homie. 1.00

01:02:16.960 Let's look at a news article. 1.00

01:02:18.100 What happened?

01:02:18.540 Anything in the news, Riley Mal?

01:02:21.040 Oh, Riley Mal's here, dude.

01:02:22.600 Can you have some waters for us, Riley?

01:02:25.540 I'll take a sale.

01:02:26.200 I mean, this is cool with me.

01:02:27.000 It is?

01:02:27.080 Unless you want one.

01:02:27.700 Yeah.

01:02:27.980 No, I'd just love to have a water.

01:02:29.060 Usually we have them out here.

01:02:31.060 Riley?

01:02:31.600 I was not aware of waters.

01:02:33.720 What do you mean?

01:02:34.280 You've definitely worked on at least 50 episodes of this show.

01:02:39.880 Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.

01:02:44.080 Riley Mal's here.

01:02:44.960 Let's get a gander at him first, man.

01:02:47.200 We got to put these headies on.

01:02:50.140 Riley Mal, huh?

01:02:52.360 How you doing, huh?

01:02:54.440 Good.

01:02:55.600 What's going on with you, brother?

01:02:56.940 We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you today,

01:02:58.640 ask you a couple of questions.

01:02:59.540 I know you haven't spoken to you in almost eight months.

01:03:03.820 Yeah, it's been a minute.

01:03:05.900 Nice.

01:03:08.900 Riley, what kind of car is your truck?

01:03:12.180 It's a Hyundai Santa Cruz.

01:03:14.880 Ooh, Japanese. 0.99

01:03:17.500 Or not Japanese. 0.89

01:03:19.440 Hyundai is Japanese, and Santa Cruz is California.

01:03:22.480 Have you been noticing?

01:03:24.880 I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now,

01:03:29.920 that you came, right?

01:03:32.140 I have.

01:03:32.960 Well, guys, let's don't just say that.

01:03:34.220 I mean, because people don't know that he, Riley was,

01:03:37.700 he hadn't ejaculated until, what age did you finally get that out of you, Riley?

01:03:43.800 25. 0.92

01:03:44.700 Wow.

01:03:46.320 The uncreamable yellow egg, they called him, huh?

01:03:51.520 That little wagon, that little baby quail over there, boy, unbustable.

01:03:58.280 Dude, so what's happened since then, Riley?

01:04:00.460 Have you been, are you back at the not coming,

01:04:04.500 or now are you just constantly coming?

01:04:06.640 But hold on, before you answer that, I do want to say this.

01:04:08.280 He didn't even come to any music when it happened the first time.

01:04:12.000 Did you, Riley?

01:04:13.340 No.

01:04:13.980 No?

01:04:15.080 And how much came out?

01:04:16.260 I'm not trying to be graphic.

01:04:17.480 Actually, Donut, is that too much?

01:04:18.920 I'll tell you this, he had to buy smaller shoes after.

01:04:23.560 So enough to, I don't know.

01:04:26.500 Enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs.

01:04:30.020 Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going?

01:04:33.140 Where was it going?

01:04:33.960 Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about,

01:04:36.460 I think he's lying about everything.

01:04:37.880 But even if he's not lying,

01:04:40.200 I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy.

01:04:44.780 Which means that his body was either not making them,

01:04:47.060 he had a broken body,

01:04:48.260 or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere.

01:04:52.000 Yep.

01:04:52.700 Would you poop them out?

01:04:54.300 I don't know.

01:04:55.020 Or they go into other parts of your body?

01:04:56.640 If you have that much, I'm sure some of it has to get back there.

01:05:00.480 You can't pee it out because that's coming. 0.98

01:05:03.720 That's ejaculating. 0.99

01:05:04.640 Yeah. 0.98

01:05:04.820 That's cheating.

01:05:05.860 So where was it going?

01:05:07.160 Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? 0.93

01:05:08.980 Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came? 0.99

01:05:14.300 Yeah.

01:05:14.500 Like, did you ever wake up in the morning and it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever?

01:05:18.540 Did you ever wake up in the morning and feel full for no reason?

01:05:24.800 No.

01:05:25.160 Dude, here's a similar fact.

01:05:28.080 I saw this.

01:05:29.080 Mm-hmm.

01:05:30.060 I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, 0.92

01:05:33.360 Mm-hmm.

01:05:33.980 that it will come out of your mouth.

01:05:36.040 Really?

01:05:36.540 If you hold it in for too long, it will come out of your mouth.

01:05:39.980 Oh, my God, girl. 1.00

01:05:41.500 Well, I've always heard that a poot is just a gay belch. 1.00

01:05:45.300 I've always heard that. 0.99

01:05:46.760 Yeah.

01:05:47.640 I mean, kind of. 0.99

01:05:48.580 Oh, a fart is just a gay belch, homie. 1.00

01:05:50.600 Dude, imagine. 0.99

01:05:51.600 Oh, I don't even want to talk about it.

01:05:52.880 That's gross.

01:05:53.540 But a lot of dudes save them like that. 0.53

01:05:55.220 They know they're going to belch or whatever, but they've been married for a long time.

01:05:58.120 They're like, I'm going to swallow that one and hit her with it later. 0.56

01:06:01.480 You know? 0.99

01:06:02.900 Gross. 0.60

01:06:03.720 I'm going to toss that one into it while she's dreaming at night. 0.99

01:06:06.680 Gross. 0.95

01:06:07.140 A lot of guys are like that. 1.00

01:06:08.280 Guys are sick, man. 1.00

01:06:09.340 Guys are sick. 0.99

01:06:10.120 I have, well, I won't say.

01:06:12.040 I won't speak of myself.

01:06:12.960 Guys are sick, though.

01:06:13.960 I have never.

01:06:14.660 Not me.

01:06:15.200 Huh?

01:06:15.940 What'd you say?

01:06:16.700 Not me. 0.98

01:06:20.260 But guys disgust me. 1.00

01:06:22.140 They are disgusting. 1.00

01:06:22.960 Men are disgusting. 1.00

01:06:23.860 They are disgusting. 1.00

01:06:24.940 Except for Glennie Balls, too. 0.97

01:06:26.120 Not him.

01:06:26.840 Oh, no.

01:06:27.300 He's so sweet.

01:06:28.140 He's such a king.

01:06:29.580 I miss him, and he was in love with a girl from here.

01:06:32.320 Are they still in love?

01:06:33.560 Ooh, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it.

01:06:35.520 Yeah.

01:06:35.740 But he is a heartthrob.

01:06:38.500 Women are drawn to him.

01:06:40.380 Men want to be like him.

01:06:42.560 Me and him went on a double date last year.

01:06:44.500 Really?

01:06:44.940 Yeah.

01:06:45.580 Where?

01:06:46.620 Up in Wisconsin.

01:06:48.940 No way.

01:06:50.140 We took, where it's like a little, had a little camping thing with some girls one weekend.

01:06:56.020 Wait, was I there?

01:06:57.160 Yeah.

01:06:58.680 Was I your date?

01:06:59.760 Did you have a girl there, or was I your date?

01:07:01.500 No, I had a girl there. 1.00

01:07:02.440 Wait, can we talk about this?

01:07:04.140 I want to talk about two things, actually.

01:07:06.480 First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus

01:07:10.640 one.

01:07:11.000 Yeah, thank you for coming, dude.

01:07:12.260 And you didn't tell them I was coming.

01:07:14.120 Yes.

01:07:14.980 So I showed up.

01:07:15.960 It's a small wedding.

01:07:17.120 And then they didn't know I was coming.

01:07:18.940 And I didn't know any of the people there.

01:07:20.600 And they had you sitting at the front table.

01:07:22.960 And they just didn't have a place for me.

01:07:25.680 And so I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

01:07:29.480 Oh, dude.

01:07:30.380 And they put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced.

01:07:35.200 It's me and my buddy Scott.

01:07:36.520 It was his wedding.

01:07:37.740 They put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced the world.

01:07:40.920 And somebody broke that toilet, remember?

01:07:43.020 Yeah, somebody did.

01:07:44.100 Oh.

01:07:44.700 Dude, I went to the bathroom.

01:07:46.280 We were in Spain.

01:07:47.920 We were in Portugal.

01:07:48.840 That's true.

01:07:49.860 We were in Portugal in Centra.

01:07:52.540 That's what I was thinking.

01:07:53.200 And we went to this old house.

01:07:54.420 It was a beautiful wedding.

01:07:55.380 And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time.

01:08:01.480 Yeah, to poop or whatever they call it over there. 0.99

01:08:02.980 And the toilet fell off the wall.

01:08:05.420 Yes.

01:08:06.060 Why was it on the wall?

01:08:07.360 I think they – everything is more artistic there.

01:08:09.880 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:10.260 And they want you to – they don't want you to just – you know, I think – and they recycle.

01:08:14.680 I don't know why.

01:08:15.180 That's a good question.

01:08:15.740 Bro, the toilet was on the ground.

01:08:17.140 I think I have a picture of it you can put on this.

01:08:18.980 Okay.

01:08:19.320 Well, I remember next thing you – everybody's at the wedding.

01:08:22.140 It was a long wedding because a couple people got up there and were kind of chatted or whatever, making it about them, right? 0.97

01:08:27.120 And a couple people have been rubbing deady baby oil on their legs and fucking can barely even speak, right?

01:08:35.000 So we're up there and you heard like a crack and then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window that was directly above the wedding. 0.97

01:08:45.060 I mean it was like 22 feet from the closest patron at the wedding.

01:08:49.220 And we're like, what the hell was that?

01:08:52.900 Dude.

01:08:53.540 Oh, my God.

01:08:54.240 That was – yeah, that was – that was –

01:08:56.960 It was very bizarre.

01:09:01.340 You're like, what happened?

01:09:02.840 And then people – this is the worst part – they had a winding stone staircase.

01:09:06.520 People had to go up there to use that restroom. 1.00

01:09:08.200 But when they got up there, there was just a broken toilet laying there.

01:09:10.960 It was the only toilet.

01:09:12.640 Yeah.

01:09:13.640 That was fun.

01:09:14.100 And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice.

01:09:20.620 Stop sending me your old clothes.

01:09:22.440 Oh, yeah.

01:09:23.600 Sorry.

01:09:24.660 I'll get a package from you.

01:09:26.340 And every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore.

01:09:29.740 I can tell that they're like your bad shirts.

01:09:31.680 They're not even nice shirts. 0.98

01:09:36.760 You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts. 0.97

01:09:40.320 Dude, that is not true. 0.97

01:09:42.780 There are some – bro, there are some hitters in there. 0.88

01:09:46.800 There are –

01:09:47.880 There are like holes in them.

01:09:49.240 Did you go through all of them?

01:09:50.420 You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.

01:09:53.680 Yes.

01:09:54.000 That is my best shirt from you.

01:09:55.320 It's a great shirt.

01:09:56.200 There are some other real –

01:09:58.360 And they're larges.

01:09:59.200 I can't –

01:09:59.680 They're not even nice.

01:10:00.780 Besides, you just –

01:10:02.700 I just picture you being like, get rid of that.

01:10:05.640 And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away?

01:10:07.540 He'd be like, nah, send them to Caleb.

01:10:09.420 Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.

01:10:11.060 Oh, baby bear don't want that nightie, huh? 1.00

01:10:17.700 Dude, I think – but here's the thing.

01:10:19.780 Would you let –

01:10:22.060 Oh, wait.

01:10:22.480 Riley Mal, what happened to you?

01:10:23.600 Yeah.

01:10:23.820 Tell us – tell them what happened real quick so we don't forget.

01:10:25.540 Um, yeah.

01:10:28.940 No, I –

01:10:30.060 I mean, everything was – everything came out great.

01:10:35.100 But what happened?

01:10:35.960 How much – give us a –

01:10:38.620 Like, did you get a – like, if you had to guess, just even in handfuls, how much you –

01:10:44.660 Like, what are we talking about there?

01:10:46.280 Handful.

01:10:47.020 Like, in a – not a child's handful, but like an adult handful.

01:10:51.720 Sorry, dude. 0.99

01:10:52.340 Like a – just fucking tell us, dude. 0.99

01:10:54.580 Probably two or three. 0.99

01:10:56.000 Oh, my –

01:10:57.080 What?

01:10:57.400 God.

01:10:58.320 No.

01:10:58.700 Two or three.

01:11:05.460 Ooh.

01:11:06.700 That's a –

01:11:07.820 Oh, my God.

01:11:09.660 Bro.

01:11:11.060 Bro.

01:11:13.000 God.

01:11:14.400 Well, you must have dehydrated your throat close up.

01:11:17.560 It sounds like –

01:11:19.020 Oh, my God.

01:11:19.980 You might have needed an Narcan after that, homie. 1.00

01:11:22.180 That's a –

01:11:22.700 Ooh, that's a warm –

01:11:23.900 Ooh, that's a big dose, boy.

01:11:26.480 God.

01:11:26.880 What do you do with that?

01:11:29.120 That is a –

01:11:31.160 Hmm.

01:11:31.960 And so, Riley, I guess the last question is just –

01:11:34.480 The first one I asked is, have you been doing it more and more?

01:11:38.280 Yeah, I have.

01:11:39.040 Are you addicted to it?

01:11:40.820 Not addicted. 1.00

01:11:41.820 Are you a sex addict? 0.92

01:11:43.360 No. 1.00

01:11:43.880 How many times do you feel like you've had sex since that happened, Riley?

01:11:46.140 Because it's been about eight months now, almost one year.

01:11:48.020 Is that in it?

01:11:49.420 Yeah, about –

01:11:50.680 I would say –

01:11:53.880 I don't know, a couple times, a few times a week.

01:11:58.100 Okay.

01:11:58.520 Whoa.

01:11:59.940 Good God, bro.

01:12:01.200 Slow down.

01:12:01.680 Do you have –

01:12:02.040 Do you think you have any kids?

01:12:03.540 Or do you think that –

01:12:04.220 Is that something you're interested in doing?

01:12:06.280 Eventually, yeah.

01:12:07.160 And what about your walk with God?

01:12:08.660 I know you were saving yourself from marriage, right?

01:12:11.340 Right.

01:12:11.800 And that went by the wayside.

01:12:12.920 Look at that. 0.99

01:12:15.860 You fucked that up. 1.00

01:12:16.920 Oh, that's like kicking over the only shitter out of a fucking good wedding, brother. 1.00

01:12:23.880 But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there. 0.99

01:12:26.040 Yeah, sorry, bro.

01:12:26.460 Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual community or whatever?

01:12:30.420 Like that you're getting better at it or whatever?

01:12:33.280 Yeah, I think so.

01:12:34.120 Oh, that's good, man.

01:12:35.160 Wow.

01:12:36.140 Do you feel any different? 0.57

01:12:37.700 Do you remember if you felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb?

01:12:40.800 I can't remember.

01:12:43.200 Yeah.

01:12:43.760 I can't remember.

01:12:44.600 Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have

01:12:50.180 like people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up

01:12:54.020 with in your town who get pregnant in high school. 1.00

01:12:58.160 Or like, you know, they do – and then at the time, I would look at them and I looked 1.00

01:13:01.440 at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots. 1.00

01:13:05.100 Yes. 1.00

01:13:05.660 You know?

01:13:06.100 Which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but all they did was do the same thing

01:13:12.280 every single other person's doing.

01:13:14.260 Yeah.

01:13:15.040 Every single person's doing that. 1.00

01:13:17.680 And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. 1.00

01:13:22.500 That's how I was. 1.00

01:13:23.380 I've changed my stance on that.

01:13:24.960 Well, they kind of get unlucky.

01:13:26.320 It's almost like, you know, when they say if you shake a soda up and everything, don't

01:13:29.860 open it for a little while, right?

01:13:31.140 Yeah.

01:13:31.480 And then one guy, right?

01:13:34.000 Or who's like, I'm going to open it.

01:13:38.600 You know what's going to happen if you open it, right?

01:13:41.140 Yeah.

01:13:41.700 And he still opens it.

01:13:42.880 It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have –

01:13:46.100 And that's, you know, high school children, but –

01:13:49.760 I wonder if I had me a little child where I would keep – what I would do with it or

01:13:52.880 where I would let it be outside or inside.

01:13:54.820 Probably outside more.

01:13:55.820 I cannot wait till you have a kid.

01:13:58.120 Mama can't wait to meet him.

01:13:59.720 That would be cool, huh?

01:14:02.240 That would be cool.

01:14:03.360 Riley, are you guys thinking about children?

01:14:04.680 Because you have a girlfriend now, Riley?

01:14:06.200 I do.

01:14:06.700 Okay.

01:14:07.540 And are you thinking about children?

01:14:08.520 Have you guys started talking about it?

01:14:10.620 Eventually, yeah.

01:14:12.120 Wow.

01:14:15.140 Do you miss the days when you hadn't been – I don't even want to say it, but you hadn't

01:14:21.260 been just bursting out out there, just spackling that Hanoi sauce or whatever you guys are?

01:14:31.320 No.

01:14:31.920 No, I don't.

01:14:32.940 I don't miss it.

01:14:34.300 Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?

01:14:37.480 Yeah.

01:14:38.200 Wow.

01:14:38.680 In a negative way or positive?

01:14:40.880 Positive.

01:14:41.520 Wow.

01:14:41.880 Oh, really?

01:14:42.300 So you feel like you have more testosterone now?

01:14:44.020 Yeah.

01:14:44.560 Amen, brother.

01:14:46.000 That's kind of the key phrase nowadays.

01:14:49.280 Testosterone.

01:14:49.740 People are selling it everywhere.

01:14:51.100 Every other Facebook's ads, like, shoot up at your apartment.

01:14:54.480 Yeah. 0.93

01:14:55.120 Dude, when I was young, you had to go, first of all, meet a gay dude that you didn't even

01:14:58.340 know because he said he wasn't gay.

01:15:00.260 He was just a busboy that was in his 40s at a restaurant.

01:15:03.140 You had to meet him, befriend him by playing video games.

01:15:07.320 Then he had steroids.

01:15:09.140 He had to go get it from somewhere.

01:15:10.120 It was crazy.

01:15:10.720 Now they're mailing you steroids. 1.00

01:15:13.060 Shut up. 1.00

01:15:13.620 Really? 1.00

01:15:14.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:14.480 We had to just go through all this shit to get it. 0.99

01:15:16.200 It is crazy. 0.99

01:15:16.780 There's a cold plunge place by my house.

01:15:18.500 It's like, there's a sauna in a cold plunge.

01:15:19.860 You go there, and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some testosterone or anything

01:15:23.340 like that?

01:15:23.660 He's like, no, dude. 0.99

01:15:24.940 I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub. 0.99

01:15:27.580 I don't want testosterone. 0.99

01:15:28.620 I do want it, dude.

01:15:29.840 I would do.

01:15:30.240 Honestly, I would love to see what it would be like.

01:15:33.860 People say they feel so much better.

01:15:36.140 Dude, have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit of that 1.00

01:15:40.400 fucking sweet and sour pants syrup off your boy up in there. 1.00

01:15:49.680 It'll grow your eyebrows after. 1.00

01:15:52.340 It'll grow your eyebrows thicker, dude. 0.94

01:15:54.120 Dude, do you miss the days of not having had sex, Raleigh, to be honest with you? 0.84

01:15:59.020 Is there something you miss about it?

01:16:00.940 No.

01:16:01.520 No, I don't miss it.

01:16:02.440 That's cool, man.

01:16:04.440 Well, what else were we talking about?

01:16:06.960 Oh, dude, do you think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the way that

01:16:11.300 dating is looked?

01:16:11.940 Because it's kind of a big, like he kind of opened the portal, like the portal's open

01:16:15.580 for older men and younger women.

01:16:19.800 Do you feel like that?

01:16:20.780 I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it.

01:16:25.100 I don't understand why if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man. 1.00

01:16:30.780 But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do.

01:16:33.340 But if she's 20, and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's

01:16:38.660 single.

01:16:39.760 I would try to get a younger girl too. 0.95

01:16:41.660 I'm not going to try to get a 75-year-old woman if you're single. 1.00

01:16:46.740 Well, first of all, you're Bill Belichick, right?

01:16:48.940 He's done it all, man.

01:16:49.960 I mean, he definitely has a name for himself, you know?

01:16:52.380 If your gym has, yeah, you get what you get, dude, you know?

01:16:55.800 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:57.260 But damn, dude, that's such a good question. 0.99

01:16:59.780 Like, but he definitely, the portal's open now. 0.99

01:17:01.900 I feel like it's definitely, it feels like it's more of that universe now.

01:17:06.160 Have you seen any more of it?

01:17:07.860 Have you seen other examples of it?

01:17:09.600 Well, Shannon Sharpe had his thing, but he kind of got called out for it.

01:17:12.300 But his was more of like sexual in nature.

01:17:15.320 Whereas Belichick has a, it seemed like he's in a relationship.

01:17:18.200 You see those videos of them on the beach with the, he's holding her up?

01:17:22.740 No way, really?

01:17:23.920 Pull up Bill Belichick and girlfriend, beach.

01:17:27.840 You know who has a good theory on, oh, wow.

01:17:29.680 Oh, yeah, he's. 1.00

01:17:31.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:17:31.780 He seems super happy. 1.00

01:17:33.540 Look at him, though.

01:17:35.540 What is he doing, dude?

01:17:37.820 Bro, I respect it, dude.

01:17:39.580 She's, I have no issues with it, zero. 0.91

01:17:42.040 But it is so funny.

01:17:43.120 You've got to be honest, it's so funny.

01:17:44.300 Well, it's up to them.

01:17:45.500 First of all, bring up the next one with them fishing.

01:17:47.260 It's up to them.

01:17:47.860 First of all, they're having fun.

01:17:49.880 Right.

01:17:51.000 And it's really up to them.

01:17:52.240 It's not like she's tricking him or something, or he's tricking her.

01:17:55.100 Right.

01:17:55.640 Yeah, look at this.

01:17:56.380 This is that, this is from whatever that movie is.

01:18:00.760 Normandy or whatever.

01:18:01.420 It's like they did this D-Day photo shoot or whatever.

01:18:06.660 Dave Portnoy has a good theory on this.

01:18:09.460 Dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on.

01:18:11.800 Like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it.

01:18:15.000 He's like, his theory is that Dave Portnoy is not on his phone and just doesn't have any

01:18:19.700 clue what's happening.

01:18:20.460 Right.

01:18:20.640 So he's just enjoying his life.

01:18:21.680 He's just like going about his life, loving his life.

01:18:24.160 Because I think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him.

01:18:26.800 And so, of course, she's going to post pictures of only her.

01:18:29.240 Yeah.

01:18:29.460 I would, too.

01:18:30.140 Yeah.

01:18:31.800 Dude, well, my parents were 38 years different.

01:18:33.760 So I got to be like, love is, you know, if you find somebody that you love, then that's

01:18:37.060 where it's at.

01:18:37.760 But, you know, yeah, there's my parents have a big difference, too.

01:18:41.500 Yeah.

01:18:41.660 Totally.

01:18:41.960 I mean, this is this is a huge difference.

01:18:44.160 I don't know.

01:18:44.440 How many years difference is it?

01:18:45.500 I also changed my probably 50 years, bro.

01:18:48.300 No.

01:18:48.760 Raleigh Mowell.

01:18:49.480 24 and 74, I believe.

01:18:52.080 That's 50.

01:18:53.080 No, bro.

01:18:53.880 That is 50, man.

01:18:55.200 I just crunched the numbers.

01:18:56.100 I don't know if it's the actual ages, but that is 50.

01:18:58.460 What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude?

01:19:01.060 But I the only thing is I change my opinions a lot.

01:19:03.780 So this could be outdated.

01:19:04.840 Like I'll change my opinion on this tomorrow.

01:19:06.280 So, dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women. 0.85

01:19:10.300 This is the I mean, the portal's open now.

01:19:14.740 And it's probably easier than ever to meet them.

01:19:18.140 There's probably there's so many apps and stuff where you can.

01:19:21.100 And I don't and girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful

01:19:27.100 and they don't seem to care about looks.

01:19:28.580 And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much.

01:19:30.660 Is that true?

01:19:31.520 Is that crazy?

01:19:32.380 People look younger than ever.

01:19:33.960 Kind of how what age difference are they? 0.99

01:19:35.760 Can you just fucking tell me a number? 1.00

01:19:37.360 Sorry, Riley, but damn. 1.00

01:19:40.000 You fucking have a computer you're working with. 1.00

01:19:45.600 Never mind. 1.00

01:19:46.480 No, Jesus Christ.

01:19:49.060 Just stick to coming, dude.

01:19:50.620 Stick to coming.

01:19:54.500 Now I see why he couldn't he couldn't bust enough for 25 years.

01:19:58.120 He couldn't find them.

01:19:59.600 73 and 24.

01:20:01.700 49.

01:20:02.700 Yeah.

01:20:04.160 Close, boy.

01:20:05.820 Close.

01:20:06.220 That's a lot.

01:20:07.000 I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when

01:20:13.680 she was born.

01:20:15.480 Yeah.

01:20:15.880 That's pretty old for your wife to be born. 1.00

01:20:19.400 Yeah.

01:20:21.100 That's wild.

01:20:22.060 I might change.

01:20:22.680 I don't know if it's cool anymore.

01:20:23.700 That's a big difference, man.

01:20:27.020 Go heels, baby. 1.00

01:20:27.840 That's all I'm saying, dude.

01:20:28.820 Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man.

01:20:32.460 Yeah.

01:20:33.020 Pay these guys.

01:20:34.020 We should have gotten Nico when he left Tennessee.

01:20:35.680 We should have paid him.

01:20:36.900 Pull up another news article.

01:20:37.920 What else do we got, man?

01:20:40.580 Oh, funeral director trashed over 6,500 bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers

01:20:46.620 out of $650,000.

01:20:48.980 Wow.

01:20:50.840 What did it say?

01:20:51.280 A funeral home director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies of thousands

01:20:55.420 of pets and giving owners the ashes of other animals.

01:20:58.340 What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies?

01:21:02.980 I don't know.

01:21:03.420 I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating.

01:21:07.580 They work in cremation?

01:21:09.780 They work in funeral parlors.

01:21:11.720 They work with dead bodies.

01:21:13.340 That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into.

01:21:15.380 You know, it's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life

01:21:20.520 is touch dead bodies all the time.

01:21:23.960 Weird.

01:21:25.500 But they're also in my family, so they're also cool.

01:21:29.660 Yeah.

01:21:30.300 Yeah, I think it's, you know, if you want to be around, I just would, it would be crazy

01:21:33.920 if you're a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving those ashes to people.

01:21:38.620 Yeah.

01:21:39.380 For why?

01:21:40.100 And then you don't think they're going to notice that it's not their brother or whatever.

01:21:44.480 Like, oh, I got my brother's ashes back. 0.97

01:21:46.580 It fucking, who knew he had a collar that said, response to Spark, return to 4027 Elm Street. 0.99

01:21:57.920 Dude, that's crazy. 1.00

01:22:00.920 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:22:02.800 Fuck. 1.00

01:22:03.440 What are we talking about? 1.00

01:22:04.440 What are we even talking about anymore, man?

01:22:11.500 I've liked it, man.

01:22:12.380 You have?

01:22:12.600 I've enjoyed my time.

01:22:13.840 No, I've enjoyed my time, but I just feel like I just, I feel like I let you down.

01:22:17.500 I feel like I waste everybody's time today.

01:22:19.460 You ever feel like that?

01:22:22.340 Not too much.

01:22:23.360 Yeah, maybe, I think I'm coming, I quit taking my medicine too.

01:22:26.300 Really?

01:22:26.700 Yeah, I just don't want to take it.

01:22:27.640 Have you been doing fasting?

01:22:28.620 Have you still been fasting?

01:22:29.540 You were fasting when we shot Sunday.

01:22:32.040 Oh, good.

01:22:33.020 Have you been doing that still?

01:22:34.000 No.

01:22:34.540 No, that's horrible.

01:22:35.600 I needed to do more.

01:22:36.320 No, well, I started losing my mind after that.

01:22:38.600 What do you mean?

01:22:39.420 You should fast whenever you're like in a good state of mind.

01:22:42.020 I think I was just going through a lot.

01:22:43.340 It was like also not eating, you start to lose it.

01:22:45.540 It's ultimate stress.

01:22:46.280 You're putting yourself in your starvation. 0.98

01:22:48.820 But the third day of fasting, your body's like, now we're going to clean this shithole out. 0.99

01:22:53.060 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:53.560 Starts cleaning you up, dude.

01:22:55.120 I don't believe that kind of stuff.

01:22:56.280 You don't?

01:22:58.220 I don't, I don't, I believe it does clean you up.

01:23:00.140 I don't believe, I don't believe that you feel good.

01:23:02.920 People are like, yeah, I've been, you start feeling amazing after three days.

01:23:06.060 I bet you're hungry.

01:23:07.580 Oh, yeah.

01:23:08.240 You're hungry, but you feel like, I think you feel kind of a little bit keen.

01:23:11.920 I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long, you can pull this up.

01:23:17.060 The guy lived on just sunlight for over a year.

01:23:21.540 He didn't eat for over a year.

01:23:23.280 He was looking at the sun.

01:23:26.060 That's nice.

01:23:27.180 Let me see him.

01:23:28.900 Manic.

01:23:30.520 He had earned a spot in the Guinness Book for Not Eating Anything for 411 days straight in 2001.

01:23:36.020 I had led a team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat, said city-based neurophysician Sudhir Shah.

01:23:44.880 His team carried out a number of tests, and the results showed him to be a person of normal health.

01:23:50.020 There were documentary films made on Manic's feet.

01:23:52.720 Manic had given up solid food for almost two decades.

01:23:56.280 Dang.

01:23:57.200 And he stopped pooping, too.

01:23:58.120 He stopped pooping after like the third week or something.

01:24:00.680 Oh, that's got to be great.

01:24:01.760 And then pooped for a full year.

01:24:02.820 It's got to be great.

01:24:03.320 It's like driving a Tesla.

01:24:04.580 It's like you don't have to stop to fill up or whatever.

01:24:07.580 It's like unfill.

01:24:08.980 It's so good.

01:24:10.540 Oh, that's good.

01:24:11.480 He was working as a trader of perfumes, it says, in Kosciori.

01:24:16.700 Sun gazing.

01:24:17.880 How do you do that?

01:24:19.300 You're not supposed to do that.

01:24:20.580 Or is that just another lie?

01:24:22.720 They tell you not to look at the sun.

01:24:24.360 A lot of stepdads would say that.

01:24:26.000 You know, if you stare directly into the sun, your sister will accuse me of sexual harassment. 0.60

01:24:31.240 You're like, what?

01:24:34.240 Turns out it's pretty true.

01:24:35.940 A lot of areas, dude.

01:24:37.780 A lot of areas, dude.

01:24:40.700 But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up like a tolerance to it.

01:24:44.840 Like you start looking at it when it's small in the morning and then over days and days,

01:24:48.500 you can just look for the middays.

01:24:51.840 Beam that pitch out in the middle of the day.

01:24:53.780 I mean, at some point, you'd have locked in on that pitch.

01:24:59.120 You're just collecting heat. 1.00

01:25:01.140 You're a damn solar panel at that point. 1.00

01:25:03.980 That's what he's saying, bro. 1.00

01:25:06.540 That is what he's saying.

01:25:07.780 I didn't realize that.

01:25:08.860 He's over there charging his phone.

01:25:10.600 He just got it in his hand.

01:25:13.740 10%, 11%.

01:25:15.220 Dude, can you find a video of this guy speaking, Raleigh?

01:25:19.080 He only lived until 85, which is a good number. 0.84

01:25:25.000 It's a good life.

01:25:25.860 He put up a good game, but it's not 100.

01:25:30.060 That's true.

01:25:31.160 How long do you want to live for?

01:25:32.800 But living is going to start to get different.

01:25:34.220 And I want to go over a couple of things with you, first of all.

01:25:36.620 And shout out also Winnipeg Jets today, dude.

01:25:38.600 Did you see their win the other night?

01:25:41.980 Bro, it's hockey, right?

01:25:44.800 Okay.

01:25:45.640 And I met this player.

01:25:47.240 I met this guy in a bathhouse or whatever.

01:25:51.040 Like, I don't remember where it was.

01:25:53.800 Vancouver somewhere.

01:25:55.200 He's putting lip balm on.

01:25:56.620 I walk in a sauna or whatever.

01:25:57.740 He's sitting there by himself putting on lip balm.

01:25:59.200 Where is this going?

01:26:02.780 Do you have my interest?

01:26:03.880 I didn't judge him.

01:26:04.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:06.000 Bro, it's like.

01:26:08.700 You know, the saunas can be dehydrating.

01:26:12.040 So anyway, the game, they're down 3-1.

01:26:16.040 With a minute and seven seconds left, they score.

01:26:18.960 Okay.

01:26:19.720 2-3.

01:26:20.800 Yep.

01:26:21.840 Then with 1.7 seconds.

01:26:24.440 This series is tied 3-3.

01:26:26.180 Game seven.

01:26:26.820 With 1.7 seconds, they score again.

01:26:29.420 Take it to overtime.

01:26:30.400 In the second overtime, they win the game.

01:26:32.300 No way.

01:26:32.880 Yeah.

01:26:33.140 Pretty unbelievable.

01:26:33.780 Is that your team now?

01:26:34.960 Wait, what were you going to tell me?

01:26:35.720 That has nothing to do with what you said.

01:26:38.100 Oh, how long do you want to live for?

01:26:39.460 No, you said I'm going to tell you a few things.

01:26:41.300 Listen up.

01:26:41.880 This is what I'm going to tell you.

01:26:43.000 So first of all, they have different skin now, right?

01:26:45.640 I believe that there's in the future.

01:26:47.800 This is our, I believe, one of the last five years will be wearing this skin. 1.00

01:26:51.060 I believe they're going to come out with a material, right, that will completely cover our skin.

01:26:59.840 So it will both preserve your skin, also allow your skin to breathe, all the things that it needs to do still with nature, but that it will become a new layer, right, that you will probably will cover most of your body.

01:27:11.840 Right.

01:27:12.080 That will preserve your skin.

01:27:13.860 So I believe that you'll start to see that so people will be able to technically look younger for longer.

01:27:20.900 Right.

01:27:21.040 But you'll never know because you won't see them.

01:27:23.140 You'll never know because you won't really see them.

01:27:24.580 You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it.

01:27:27.760 Right.

01:27:27.880 You just can't see it.

01:27:28.500 And they'll just be like, hey, I look great.

01:27:30.280 And then people will also be able to program based on that outer layer what they want you to see them wear, right?

01:27:37.020 So at a certain point, I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll start to have like glasses or contacts that will – so I can make everybody look like we're in the 1900s today or something like that.

01:27:49.980 Who decides?

01:27:50.800 You decide what you want to look like or I can decide what you look like?

01:27:53.960 I think you get to decide, the operator.

01:27:56.040 Naked.

01:27:57.120 You could – I guess you go naked, but it's not – 0.98

01:27:59.040 I would do – not you naked.

01:28:01.240 Thank you.

01:28:02.220 I would go – yeah, or somebody – you could do like everybody's eating ice cream, like glenny balls today.

01:28:07.620 Okay.

01:28:08.260 So you could get to pick.

01:28:09.340 Day by day.

01:28:09.900 And based on your eyes, everybody who has that skin, you could adjust it because it will be able to adjust it.

01:28:14.720 Does that make sense?

01:28:15.640 I don't know. 1.00

01:28:16.360 Fuck. 1.00

01:28:17.420 This is the worst episode of my life. 1.00

01:28:19.060 Don't say that, dude.

01:28:19.660 Sorry.

01:28:19.980 I'm sorry, dude.

01:28:20.620 I'm breaking your heart.

01:28:21.540 You're breaking my heart, dude.

01:28:23.320 Don't say that kind of stuff.

01:28:24.340 I just feel like I let you down today, man.

01:28:25.820 Man.

01:28:26.740 I don't think you did at all.

01:28:28.380 I think it's a really good episode.

01:28:30.580 Yeah.

01:28:30.760 I think you're going to have to cut out a lot.

01:28:32.480 I am.

01:28:33.500 I'll say this.

01:28:34.080 I'm excited about the Indiana Fever starting back.

01:28:36.540 Yeah.

01:28:36.840 Have you kept up with – because we went to the game.

01:28:38.920 Yeah.

01:28:39.280 We went and saw Kayla Clark break the record. 1.00

01:28:41.160 Dude, it was so great.

01:28:41.820 And then the other day, she's back there, shoots a three from further back than the one we saw break the record.

01:28:47.680 And we were right there when she broke the record.

01:28:49.320 So tough.

01:28:49.700 Have you been talking to Patrick?

01:28:52.400 Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude.

01:28:53.940 Patrick came to see a show in Chicago a couple weeks ago.

01:28:57.040 It was pretty cool.

01:28:57.420 He's there training for the NBA draft, Patrick McCaffrey.

01:29:00.600 And then – so that was great.

01:29:02.040 He came out.

01:29:03.340 And then – yeah, Connor and I have kept in touch.

01:29:05.380 Yeah.

01:29:05.560 We got to go see a game.

01:29:06.720 We went to the Applebee's with them after.

01:29:08.180 Oh, yeah.

01:29:08.540 It was so cool, dude.

01:29:09.720 Dude, yeah.

01:29:10.200 We got to go see a game.

01:29:12.640 We went and saw one game.

01:29:14.040 Me and Bizzle went and saw a game.

01:29:16.460 I don't know how – oh, it was Butler played against somebody.

01:29:20.620 And we all went and watched it.

01:29:21.520 But it was fun.

01:29:22.220 So you're a big Caelan Clark fan.

01:29:24.180 I'm a big fan.

01:29:25.280 But not an Andrew Reeves fan.

01:29:28.360 I – I'm a Caelan Clark fan.

01:29:31.480 That was from – I had to cut that out.

01:29:33.280 You had to cut that out of your episode.

01:29:35.480 You died on that one.

01:29:37.880 Bro, you see Shabuzy at that Met Gala?

01:29:39.700 What was that?

01:29:40.420 It looked like a pepper shaker.

01:29:43.380 Yeah, it looked like a pepper shaker.

01:29:48.300 Wow.

01:29:48.760 Yeah, that's a wild look, isn't it?

01:29:50.520 It wasn't bad.

01:29:51.800 Oh, no.

01:29:52.040 I don't think it was bad.

01:29:53.040 But I do – do you think that there is a real truth?

01:29:55.420 Because in a black culture, they start to say, oh, they dress a lot of black men up like women. 0.97

01:29:59.380 I've heard that.

01:30:00.200 I don't know if that's true.

01:30:00.940 They dress white guys up like women. 0.99

01:30:03.180 Anyone who's trying to – they dress – those guys are – everyone looks like women at the Met Gala. 0.99

01:30:08.000 That's a good point.

01:30:08.680 Do you know what you think?

01:30:09.180 Would you go to something like that?

01:30:10.460 I've always thought about that.

01:30:11.700 Not that I would ever have an opportunity.

01:30:12.880 If you and me went, I would go.

01:30:14.480 I wouldn't go like with some publicity.

01:30:18.820 I don't think I would go with something like that.

01:30:19.760 Yeah, it feels kind of like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much.

01:30:24.880 I don't know.

01:30:25.440 It kind of weirds me out to be honest with you.

01:30:27.660 Yeah, I don't – it seems like a seance to me.

01:30:29.980 It has seance-y vibes to me a little bit.

01:30:32.340 And I just wonder like – yeah, there's something about it that has seance type of vibes to me.

01:30:38.680 Or whatever that's called.

01:30:40.280 Like when you meet in the woods or whatever and do something wild like that.

01:30:45.500 Oh, dude, I'll tell you this one story.

01:30:46.740 So we're at – we did some shows.

01:30:49.260 We did like SEC, right?

01:30:50.900 Some different places.

01:30:52.040 We're at University of Arkansas.

01:30:55.160 Yep.

01:30:56.000 And Sam – we're leaving the gym, right?

01:30:57.940 We get to go use their gym.

01:30:58.800 I know Coach Pittman.

01:30:59.480 He was at Carolina when I was there.

01:31:00.620 No way.

01:31:01.100 Yeah.

01:31:01.400 Dude, he's awesome, right?

01:31:02.820 So we're leaving the gym.

01:31:05.320 And it's me and Amir Kay, this comedian that works with me on the road.

01:31:08.360 And, dude, so we're leaving.

01:31:10.520 And we see this guy pull up in this car.

01:31:13.320 And it's Coach Pittman.

01:31:14.680 And he comes over.

01:31:15.700 He's like, what's going on, fellas?

01:31:17.360 Starts talking to us.

01:31:18.460 He's like, man, tell me about Bobby.

01:31:21.580 And so I'm thinking he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right?

01:31:24.300 So we start talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two minutes.

01:31:27.640 Amir's doing like an impersonation.

01:31:30.360 You're measles.

01:31:31.580 He's doing impersonation and everything.

01:31:36.560 And he's – Coach Pittman is like going along with this.

01:31:40.540 And then he goes, Bobby.

01:31:44.900 Bobby Lee.

01:31:45.860 He's like, oh, Bobby Lee.

01:31:51.180 And I'm like, why do you listen to us for two minutes

01:31:55.380 do horrible impersonations of RFK Jr.?

01:31:59.700 Just so he can go, Bobby.

01:32:01.460 Did you get to hang out with Coach Pittman?

01:32:03.300 Dude, he is funny.

01:32:04.680 Dude, he talked to us for like 20 minutes.

01:32:05.960 It was one of the highlights of our trip.

01:32:07.820 That and the Alabama players were so cool, man.

01:32:10.860 We went there, just took us around their facility and stuff.

01:32:13.640 Really?

01:32:14.140 They were super nice.

01:32:15.120 Every place was cool.

01:32:16.180 But they like – they just went out of their way, you know?

01:32:18.680 Like some of their best players. 0.99

01:32:20.080 A lot of times the guys are too cool to do that type of shit. 0.99

01:32:22.100 Yeah, right. 0.99

01:32:22.680 But it was great, man.

01:32:24.000 Did you get to talk to the new coach?

01:32:26.520 Alabama?

01:32:27.060 Yeah.

01:32:27.240 No, we did not get to meet him.

01:32:29.640 So I wish that we would have.

01:32:30.820 But it was great, though, just to get to go to some of the SEC places.

01:32:34.300 And like you said earlier, it's like they mean it at these – it's like part of the deal.

01:32:38.740 Alabama.

01:32:39.700 Yeah.

01:32:40.760 And that campus is nice.

01:32:42.700 It's the nicest campus.

01:32:43.620 They said it's gotten way nicer because of the victories that they had.

01:32:46.280 100%.

01:32:46.680 Through the saving years.

01:32:47.980 100%.

01:32:48.340 I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of football being good because they

01:32:52.140 have more people who want to go so they can be – they can have like smart people down

01:32:55.040 in Alabama now.

01:32:55.780 Yeah.

01:32:56.360 Not that they weren't.

01:32:57.360 No.

01:32:57.740 But they weren't.

01:32:59.180 Back in the day.

01:33:00.060 That happened to Appalachian State too, but where I'm from.

01:33:02.340 Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row.

01:33:05.180 And then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan.

01:33:07.880 Yeah.

01:33:08.300 That they – that school went from kind of like a – just anyone could kind of get into

01:33:11.480 like a competitive school.

01:33:12.820 Like quadruple their – their people who tried to go to App State. 0.99

01:33:17.740 Damn. 0.98

01:33:18.040 It's like a nice school now. 0.99

01:33:19.300 But that – Tuscaloosa has the best setup of any – because I did that tour.

01:33:23.620 When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road

01:33:27.660 living on a bus, going to colleges.

01:33:30.280 Yeah.

01:33:31.000 And just – we just went to every college and just partied.

01:33:33.320 Gosh.

01:33:33.480 And that was my job for like two years.

01:33:35.320 And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one.

01:33:37.580 They got that perfect setup.

01:33:39.120 Right.

01:33:39.340 They got the stadium.

01:33:40.400 Oh, dude, we got to go out on the field.

01:33:42.360 No way.

01:33:43.080 We got to run out on the field, man.

01:33:45.140 Yeah.

01:33:45.560 It was crazy.

01:33:46.240 You're kind of one of those guys that switch up.

01:33:47.760 Like you'll be – you were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith

01:33:51.740 in you at all.

01:33:53.080 Well, remember, we went back there and they didn't really welcome us back, it felt like.

01:33:57.760 You remember?

01:33:58.240 No, because we couldn't find the field.

01:33:59.920 Oh, yeah.

01:34:00.100 That was not because they weren't welcoming us.

01:34:01.220 We got lost.

01:34:02.120 Yeah, you're right.

01:34:03.160 We got lost for about 45 minutes trying to find the field.

01:34:05.820 I think I've just – I realize I'm an SEC – I'm just – I am an SEC guy, man.

01:34:09.320 Yep.

01:34:09.440 It's the best.

01:34:09.880 It's all I'd like to watch.

01:34:11.100 It's the best.

01:34:11.280 It's not even close.

01:34:12.240 It's not even close.

01:34:13.520 It's not – the rest of it should just – what are they doing in it?

01:34:16.080 It's not even close.

01:34:17.040 ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.

01:34:20.260 Yeah.

01:34:21.180 Yeah.

01:34:21.540 My favorite sport was always LSU basketball, but yeah, I think, you know, it's like I'm

01:34:30.560 a Winnipeg Jets fan.

01:34:31.760 What happened?

01:34:32.060 It's tough.

01:34:32.420 I mean, SEC's so good.

01:34:33.380 It's like you just – I don't know.

01:34:35.100 You start to love it all, I think.

01:34:36.380 They only have like 13 sports where like Carolina, we have like 33 sports, and so they just dump

01:34:42.560 all that money because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football.

01:34:47.540 Yeah.

01:34:47.800 All the rest of the sports lose money, and so if they only have 13 sports, they can take

01:34:53.120 all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones, whereas you got to spread

01:34:57.560 it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports.

01:35:00.260 Yeah. 0.99

01:35:00.440 They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know. 0.99

01:35:03.440 Yeah. 0.99

01:35:05.280 Transing.

01:35:06.580 Like, hold on.

01:35:09.820 Transing is a sport?

01:35:12.020 Things have changed, man.

01:35:14.500 No, but there's nothing better than being like just loving the SEC, man, and living in Nashville

01:35:18.440 is so great because it's easy to get to a lot of the schools, man.

01:35:21.160 It really is like – it's just a little bit easier, so like that's been great, dude.

01:35:26.560 Yeah, everything's been good, dude.

01:35:27.640 We got to go see an Indiana Fever game, though.

01:35:29.300 That would be really fun.

01:35:29.780 They got a bunch of new players, too.

01:35:33.180 Really?

01:35:33.620 Yeah.

01:35:34.800 When is their season?

01:35:36.040 It's now?

01:35:36.560 May 17th, I think.

01:35:37.640 It starts against the Chicago Sky.

01:35:38.900 I would love.

01:35:39.280 I would love.

01:35:40.320 Are you going to be there?

01:35:41.100 No, you said –

01:35:41.480 I'll be out of town, but I do want to go to a game soon.

01:35:43.900 I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game.

01:35:46.360 Does it feel like that?

01:35:47.200 Yeah.

01:35:47.380 I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing,

01:35:52.260 but they play – every time I look, it's Angel Rees and Kaitlin Clark.

01:35:55.360 It's like –

01:35:56.820 We got to go up there, dude.

01:35:58.780 They got some great new players.

01:35:59.820 Sophie Cunningham.

01:36:01.660 They got Aaliyah Boston they got.

01:36:05.460 Yeah, Dewana Bonner they just got. 1.00

01:36:06.880 She's new. 0.84

01:36:07.580 Are they the top team in the league?

01:36:08.920 No.

01:36:09.480 No.

01:36:09.960 They're ranked four or five to possibly take the title.

01:36:13.820 Dude, they got a squad, bro.

01:36:15.480 They got some beautiful ladies on the team. 1.00

01:36:19.180 Where does Kaitlin Martin play?

01:36:22.660 Is that her?

01:36:23.380 Am I messing it up?

01:36:24.680 Oh, Kait Martin.

01:36:25.900 Kait Martin.

01:36:26.320 She plays for the Valkyries. 0.98

01:36:27.540 The Valkyries.

01:36:28.420 Expansion team out in the Bay.

01:36:30.200 Nice.

01:36:30.860 She's digging it.

01:36:32.240 She was cool.

01:36:33.620 Yeah, dude.

01:36:34.560 We should go to an Indiana Fever game.

01:36:36.500 That would be really fun.

01:36:37.520 That would be really fun.

01:36:38.760 I hope they – I think – yeah, we got to go back over there.

01:36:42.440 And we got to go to another SEC game, dude.

01:36:45.880 Yep.

01:36:46.820 That was fun.

01:36:48.340 We should do another – we should do – have you thought – you asked me this at the beginning

01:36:51.160 of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff?

01:36:54.360 Like whether it's like video – I mean, obviously, you're doing a lot of stand-ups.

01:36:57.540 You're busy, but – and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy.

01:36:59.500 But like other video type things?

01:37:01.820 Yeah, I want to make something – start thinking of something that to be a little bit more creative

01:37:04.920 and do some new stuff, you know?

01:37:06.200 That'd be fun.

01:37:06.660 Yeah.

01:37:07.080 I mean, you and I have always talked about it.

01:37:08.460 Yeah.

01:37:08.600 We wanted to be those DJs, remember?

01:37:10.360 Yeah.

01:37:10.620 That's still a good idea.

01:37:12.740 That would still crush.

01:37:14.160 It would be really fun.

01:37:15.100 Last night, we let –

01:37:16.780 Bro, people last night –

01:37:23.620 I reached out to some people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas. 0.99

01:37:31.860 We never followed through on shit. 0.99

01:37:35.200 God, bro, it would be so much fun, dude. 0.99

01:37:37.200 We're long-haired DJs out there.

01:37:39.440 They don't do nothing, man.

01:37:40.700 Going like that to the babes or whatever.

01:37:42.260 They don't do anything. 1.00

01:37:43.080 They don't do shit, dude. 1.00

01:37:45.680 Diplo just came out with a fucking Christmas candy, dude. 1.00

01:37:48.740 I'm like, they fucking can do anything when you're a DJ. 1.00

01:37:51.600 It doesn't even matter. 0.99

01:37:53.660 He's selling like urine from Jamaica or something.

01:37:57.500 That keeps lice out of your hair to a backbeat, you know? 0.99

01:38:01.420 He's got – dude, he's selling fucking bubble gum with a trap beat in it. 0.98

01:38:06.680 But it's like he just – you know, people can do whatever they want, dude. 0.97

01:38:10.700 Yeah, we should do – I would love to do something like – even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something.

01:38:15.740 It's just like something just weird and different and fun.

01:38:18.280 Or get some AI to do something so we don't have to – we can do it, but just think about – think it up.

01:38:22.320 Dude, even doing Drewski's show.

01:38:23.620 Like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing.

01:38:26.420 One, because it was hilarious, but also just like it was new and like a novel stimuli to just get out there and do something completely different.

01:38:35.080 Yeah, I got to go on more people's shows.

01:38:36.400 I mean, even just doing Sunday the other day, I was like, man, I just – yeah, I just got so used to just doing this so much.

01:38:41.360 Sometimes you forget to go somewhere and – because then you become an interviewer.

01:38:44.960 You don't become a person sometimes after a while.

01:38:46.980 Yeah. 0.96

01:38:47.320 I think sometimes, you know, it seems like, but I don't fucking know what I'm talking about. 0.71

01:38:51.660 Well, you do it right.

01:38:52.320 I like how you, when you tour, at least you go – you go to like unique places in America.

01:38:56.000 You're not going to like Atlanta, Chicago.

01:38:58.200 You hit those places, but you also go see – you've seen probably more of America than anybody.

01:39:03.300 Because every weekend, you're in like the randomest city in the world.

01:39:05.900 Yeah, we go to – I mean, we do.

01:39:07.160 We do, man.

01:39:07.800 I think we've been on like 150 of the top 200 cities size-wise.

01:39:12.080 That's awesome.

01:39:12.680 So you start to see a lot of great places.

01:39:14.260 Wisconsin has some of my favorite places I never thought.

01:39:16.700 Dude, a place I just went to in Indiana.

01:39:21.700 Yeah.

01:39:22.760 Fort Wayne, Indiana.

01:39:24.480 Nice.

01:39:25.420 So nice.

01:39:26.200 Is that your number one secret city?

01:39:28.700 La Crosse, Wisconsin.

01:39:29.840 La Crosse, Wisconsin.

01:39:30.880 What's from there?

01:39:31.600 I've never heard of that.

01:39:32.320 Is that the capital of Wisconsin?

01:39:33.340 No.

01:39:34.200 I don't know.

01:39:35.520 Why do you say that?

01:39:36.180 What's so cool about it?

01:39:37.080 Just like it seems like a perfect place to live if you had an idea of a perfect place to live.

01:39:41.520 Yeah, but when did you go?

01:39:43.160 Storybook.

01:39:43.540 I went in the fall, so it was right before Halloween.

01:39:45.660 So like all the trees had changed color, and you could go up on the mountain right there,

01:39:49.280 and all the trees were like changing colors.

01:39:50.960 So she had kids like walking around like the day before Halloween.

01:39:53.920 Like they just come from school with like their Halloween candy, and like their moms

01:39:57.540 were like bustling them through the leaves.

01:39:59.940 Like the leaves were like, it was like all changed colors were on the ground. 0.99

01:40:02.740 Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked their kid. 1.00

01:40:06.400 Tell them not to use drugs, you know, and they fucking just crush and vape off the edge. 1.00

01:40:10.400 Wisconsin. 0.98

01:40:10.860 Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin?

01:40:13.200 I bet it's a lot.

01:40:14.100 Oh, they love drinking.

01:40:15.400 Oh, yeah.

01:40:16.520 That's the drunkest place in the world.

01:40:18.240 Really?

01:40:18.620 Yeah.

01:40:19.420 And I made that up.

01:40:20.320 Hey, dude, you want to hear stuff?

01:40:27.580 You don't know if it's real or not. 0.99

01:40:30.740 We talking to the Elvis Presley of bullshit today, guys. 0.99

01:40:36.280 The one, the only Caleb Presley, man. 0.98

01:40:38.580 Thanks for just hanging out with me, dude.

01:40:40.020 Yeah.

01:40:40.660 Sorry.

01:40:41.080 I don't feel like I was myself today, but I don't feel like I really honored you as a

01:40:44.180 guest today, man, to be really honest with you.

01:40:45.860 No, you, there is going to be a really good episode out of this.

01:40:51.700 You're just going to have to cut the parts that sucked out, but I think we've got a solid 0.97

01:40:56.160 hour or in 15 minutes and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit. 1.00

01:41:03.000 A lot of shit, dude. 1.00

01:41:04.880 Well, Riley wouldn't tell us anything either. 1.00

01:41:06.720 And yeah, it's like 10 of that.

01:41:07.740 Just Riley waiting on Riley to click a link.

01:41:10.660 Still didn't get one.

01:41:13.460 But no, that was good, man.

01:41:14.520 It was great.

01:41:15.160 It was fun.

01:41:15.940 We got to go see a Morgan show this year.

01:41:17.460 We got to do a lot of stuff.

01:41:18.340 We just got to do some stuff, you know?

01:41:20.280 You're good about that, though.

01:41:21.360 So we will.

01:41:21.960 We got to.

01:41:22.320 Yeah, we just got to do something this year.

01:41:23.900 We will.

01:41:24.520 All right.

01:41:25.380 We will.

01:41:25.700 It's a date.

01:41:26.600 It's a date, bro.

01:41:27.260 I love you.

01:41:27.720 It's a straight.

01:41:31.420 Okay, dude.

01:41:32.320 That's good. 0.98

01:41:33.000 Dude, you're gay, dude. 1.00

01:41:34.580 I'm chill. 1.00

01:41:36.160 Oh, my wife's calling.

01:41:39.240 Caleb Presley, ladies and gentlemen, Sunday Conversation.

01:41:41.980 Make sure to check it out.

01:41:42.940 Go out and support him.

01:41:44.020 He's doing his own thing now.

01:41:45.520 So that's what we got to support.

01:41:47.540 Creators are independent.

01:41:49.300 Thanks so much, bro.

01:41:50.100 I love you.

01:41:50.380 Thank you, man.

01:41:50.900 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.

01:41:53.920 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:41:56.860 I must be cornerstone.

01:42:02.020 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

01:42:06.840 And I found I can feel it in my bones.

01:42:11.060 But it's gonna tell you.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 14, 2025

#582 - Caleb Pressley

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