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00:02:04.140 so much for your support. Today's guest is a young king. Young king. He's a creator.

00:02:11.460 He's an actor. He's a renaissance man. He can kind of dance a little bit. You've seen

00:02:19.240 him pretty much everywhere. He's been on a legendary run. Some people say he's only six

00:02:23.520 years old. Some people say he's seven million years old. We'll see what we can find out.

00:02:28.580 This kid's got it all. Today's guest out of the Northeast is the Rizzler.

00:02:53.180 All right, fellas. If you need us, don't need us. You feel me?

00:02:58.580 Dude, I freaking hate it. I'll tell you this straight up, dude. Like, what I hate is when,

00:03:04.880 like, if I'm doing something at home and my mom needs me.

00:03:09.340 I was in a match at Fortnite. I was the, I was the, there was top three. I was the third

00:03:16.140 person left. And then guess what? My mom calls me down, right? She'll go clean the dishes,

00:03:24.060 right? And guess what? I didn't know where she distracted me. I got a headshot by a sniper.

00:03:31.540 And did she take any responsibility for it?

00:03:33.960 No.

00:03:34.600 What?

00:03:35.800 And then I went downstairs and she was cleaning the dishes already.

00:03:39.180 So she didn't even need your help?

00:03:40.400 No.

00:03:40.600 Ugh. Why do they choose to operate like that?

00:03:44.940 And she was like, ugh, I always have to do everything in this house.

00:03:48.660 Ugh. Yeah, I just took a freaking slug to the head. You know? You just got domed out over

00:03:55.380 there like, God. Ugh. But that's the worst, dude. My mom will be like, come help me. And

00:04:03.080 you're just like, so furious. Yeah. And you can't pause, you can't just pause your, can

00:04:08.080 you pause your guy if you're like, you can't? So what do you tell the other guys? Well, actually

00:04:15.260 if you have a mic, you're like, like, you're only allowed to like, talk to people if you

00:04:21.120 have a mic. Okay. Like, basically like this. Got it. I have like, like the exact same mic

00:04:26.020 at my house. Okay. Yeah, in my room. So when you're playing Fortnite, you can just use your

00:04:30.220 mic, you tell the guys. But what do you tell them if your mom's calling? Like, do you

00:04:33.000 like? Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed, only the people that are on your

00:04:38.600 team. Cause like, there's a friends list of people you can invite to your party and whoever's

00:04:45.440 on your team to help you kill the other people. Like there's squads, solos, duos, trios.

00:04:52.920 Got it. And, but what do you, like if your mom's yelling, I mean, what do you do when you

00:04:57.120 get down there? Do you express frustration? Do you tell her, Hey, or do you just, you got

00:05:01.900 to listen to mom? I like, I listened to like, I'm like, after this match, right? After this

00:05:10.540 match, after this, after that, it never ends though. You know, life, huh? Dude, my fricking

00:05:19.640 mom. One time we had help her paint her car or whatever. Cause she got, she like, I'm not

00:05:24.380 going to say she, she did like a, not a crime or whatever, but anyway, we had help her paint

00:05:28.580 her car and we didn't know how to paint. We didn't know. We were like children, you

00:05:34.160 know? Really? Yeah. So, but she's okay. She's doing fine now. But, um, dude, I saw Superman

00:05:41.740 yesterday. You saw the movie? Yeah. Oh, I want to see it so bad. You do? Yeah. It's

00:05:48.120 3D. It is? Yeah. Have you seen a 3D movie before? I have. I've seen like at least four

00:05:53.620 or five 3D movies. And would you think, when you see them, what do you think? Do you think

00:05:57.620 it's worth it? Do you think it's whatever? What'd you think? I think it's worth it. Yeah?

00:06:00.920 I've seen Inside Out 3D. I've seen Avatar. I've seen, uh, Lion King. That was 3D. Um, well,

00:06:13.300 I'm going to see Superman. So that's going to be 3D. And then, uh, and then what's the other

00:06:18.880 film? But I don't know. I can't tell if I mind it or, cause when it's 3D, really, if

00:06:23.460 you take the glasses off and you look at the screen, it's just like blurry. Yeah. But

00:06:27.420 you can like still see the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right.

00:06:32.640 You're right. Uh, yeah. But I don't know. I, I don't want to tell you what happens, but

00:06:37.980 it was a, it was pretty cool, I guess. There's like a, I mean, it was good. I mean, you

00:06:43.040 get all the flying scenes, you know, where he's just like flying. I really want to see

00:06:47.620 Fantastic Four. Ooh. The new one. I haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies. Really?

00:06:53.380 Yeah. I saw Thunderbolts. That was really good. Bring up a picture of Thunderbolts. Let

00:06:57.780 me get a gander at this. I'm not even familiar with it. It's a new Marvel movie. What do you

00:07:02.840 recommend when it comes down to it? Oh, this is it right here? Yeah. Oh yeah. It's basically

00:07:08.640 the new Avengers because all the Avengers basically died. Oh gosh. Yeah. This looks like Avengers,

00:07:14.660 it was like Narcan version. And you see that girl in the middle? Yeah. That is, uh, Black

00:07:21.580 Widow. That's her sister. Oh really? Yeah. This definitely seems like people that have been

00:07:27.320 in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power. Yeah. Man, when it comes down to

00:07:32.980 you for DC or Marvel, where do you go, man? Where do your loyalties lie? And it's okay.

00:07:36.700 Marvel. But if I'm like, if I want to see like, like a calm, like superhero movie, I'll

00:07:45.960 go DC. But if I want to see like action packed, like superhero movie, I'll go Marvel. Yeah.

00:07:53.020 Cause like Marvel is usually more action. Right. Yeah. I mean, Superman was super, it was

00:07:58.540 like just crazy. It's almost at some points are like too much action. Like, Hey, can we

00:08:02.480 have a couple minutes without action? I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing. You know?

00:08:06.320 And also I heard a Lilo and Stitch. There's literally, it's 3d and you're, you're like

00:08:13.400 when you're, when something shakes in the movie, you shake. Oh, I like that. And when

00:08:18.180 you go, when someone goes in the water, you get sprayed by water. I want that. I would

00:08:23.340 love that. Just to have like some, like, you know, have something happen in the movie

00:08:28.100 and then you get to feel it right there. That's pretty cool. It reminds me of like

00:08:32.740 whenever I went to Disney world, have you been there? No. What?

00:08:36.320 Sorry. I thought you'd have been. No. It's fine. And look, and look, and I don't, yeah,

00:08:44.220 it's not everybody's been, I shouldn't act like everybody's been. Have you discussed it

00:08:48.380 at all with your folks? Um, well, um, I mean, when I go to Disney world, like if I go there,

00:08:56.900 I'm probably going to get swarmed by people, but you know, I'm kind of used to it. Might

00:09:03.240 have to wear a mask, huh? Yeah. Or like a beard or something like that. Yeah. You know?

00:09:09.080 I saw, what was their picture the other day? I saw of you in a, um, there you are right

00:09:13.800 there. Yeah. The fricking, who is that? DJ Khaled. Oh, DJ Khaled. Maybe the Rizzler and

00:09:19.900 the palace stizzler right there, dude. That's awesome. Now, bro, if you wore that, you think

00:09:25.900 anybody's, nobody's clocking you on that? Not a chance. You'd be like, oh, look, that's

00:09:32.620 a 38 year old guy from outside of Trenton who's doing his best. Obviously his wife left

00:09:39.380 him, you know, and he's, yeah, he's got some glandular issues. That's all they would think

00:09:43.140 is that he's just, you know, it's kind of like a, yeah, guy doing his best. His shoes

00:09:47.880 are actually kind of fine. I agree. A hundred percent. Yeah. And they match well. Very stylish

00:09:53.240 too. He almost looks a little bit like Adam Sandler disguised. Doesn't he in this picture?

00:09:58.720 Thank you. He looks like Adam Sandler disguised as DJ Khaled. Yeah. Thank you, dude. That's

00:10:05.280 the kind of, I've been saying that kind of stuff. Um, what else? Dude, you know, I saw you

00:10:10.060 at that restaurant one time at Craig's. You remember that? Oh yeah. That was the

00:10:15.220 first time I met you. Yeah. You're right. Right there. Yeah. Good memory. Dude. And

00:10:20.380 you were up, I'm not going to, I'm not trying to rat you out or whatever, but you

00:10:23.480 were up at, I mean, you was like 10 PM. Yeah. Well, now my bedtime is one o'clock

00:10:31.180 in the morning. So what are you a union worker? What are you talking? One guy,

00:10:40.060 God. And I'll be honest. I mean, I saw you, I didn't, I don't know. I saw you at the restaurant

00:10:44.560 and you were drinking soda past 10 PM. Yeah. That's why I went to bed at three o'clock in

00:10:52.700 the afternoon. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. They do have very strong soda over there. I mean,

00:11:00.980 they had strong soda, dude. Yeah. You didn't blink for like 11 minutes. I was talking to you.

00:11:05.140 Yeah. But that's what it is, right? Mm-hmm. So the bedtime has been fluctuating a little

00:11:10.520 bit, huh? Yeah. Yeah. And do you choose the bedtime or do your parents choose it? What's

00:11:15.540 it like? Well, really? I choose my bedtime, but like really when my parents go to sleep,

00:11:23.440 I go to sleep. Cause like, usually I have to go to bed. Well, what? Like to what? I have

00:11:29.200 to go to, I have to watch a movie before I go to bed. I can't like not go to bed without

00:11:34.700 watching something at all. For sure. Yeah. But if I'm like, like super tired, I just like

00:11:41.440 go on my bed and I close my eyes. And then? And then I just fall asleep. Yeah. I like that.

00:11:48.100 Now, if your parents try to say you need to go to bed now, do you stand on business? What

00:11:51.900 do you do with them? Um, I go to bed. Yeah. Yeah. Respectfully. But if I wake up in the

00:12:00.420 middle of the night and I can't go back to bed, I go play Fortnite. So, hey. Yeah. Tomato,

00:12:09.660 tomato. One time I played Fortnite for until, uh, when? I forgot when was it, but it was Saturday

00:12:20.580 till one o'clock in the morning. So basically all day. Oh my God. And do you take any breaks

00:12:26.500 or whatever? Even urinate? Um, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't want you sitting there in a diaper

00:12:33.020 or something playing, you know what I'm saying? Cause you know, you got some of these crazy

00:12:36.400 people. Show me some of those kids in Asia and they're playing, they won't even, they're

00:12:40.720 wearing diapers so they don't have to get up and leave the console. It's crazy. It's a lot.

00:12:48.000 I can't play a match by myself in Fortnite. You can't? Yeah, I can't. Yeah. It's too

00:12:53.380 hard. It's too hard. But at least you know your limitations, right? That's very important,

00:12:57.740 dude. Um, let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore and your origin story,

00:13:03.100 if you don't mind. Where'd the Rizzler begin? How did it start? Well, so I came home one day,

00:13:11.100 right? And I told my dad, dad, I want to make a video. So then I made a video and I said,

00:13:17.280 this had to do with the face of a Rizzler and I did this.

00:13:23.400 And yeah, and then that's just. And now what did dad do after you said that? Because

00:13:28.020 one thing I do notice that's very, um, I think it's really special about you and your father as a

00:13:33.700 viewer and as a fan is you guys seem to have a really good relationship. You know, you could tell

00:13:39.980 he's very supportive. He loves his son, right? He thinks his son is awesome. Yeah. And I think that

00:13:45.720 that's really cool to see in the world, you know, but now when you ask him to record that video,

00:13:50.340 is he right there? Is he telling you to do different edits or he kind of did you guys,

00:13:53.900 was it one shot, one kill? It was done. Well, yeah. Yeah. So you guys just got it done.

00:13:59.740 Yeah. Wow. But, uh, like, like say he wanted to do a video and I was like,

00:14:05.660 I'm kind of tired right now. I don't really want to do the videos. No, like we don't have to,

00:14:09.460 but like sometimes like you gotta do it. Yeah. Yeah. Because you just feel it inside of you,

00:14:15.680 you gotta do it or you feel like the fans want it or you just think you have a good idea. Like,

00:14:20.320 like when, when, when are the times you feel like you gotta do one? Um, I gotta do a video. Like

00:14:26.240 if I, I gotta do a video, like if I'm at a cool event. Yeah. Or like if I meet like someone famous.

00:14:36.020 Yeah. Do something cool. Memorialize it. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I've seen some of the great

00:14:43.340 videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know? Yeah. BMX tricks. Yeah. Right there.

00:14:48.980 And this is great right here. That's my beautiful bike right there. Oh, that thing's nice. Huh? Who

00:14:53.720 got you that? Um, I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa. Oh, that's nice. Are they good

00:15:00.400 people? Yeah. Nice. What's your grandfather's name? Do you know? Joe. Yeah. Yeah.

00:15:06.020 Grandpa Joe. I love it. Yeah. The first trick I'm gonna do is the no-hander. That helmet I also

00:15:12.460 got at Walmart. Oh, I can tell that. It's, it's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet, but. Oh,

00:15:18.980 one-handed. Oh, hey, he switched it up, boy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. A fully clover. A fully clover.

00:15:28.980 Oh, my God.

00:15:30.640 That's just for St. Paddy's Day, that one, brother.

00:15:33.480 That's only for St. Paddy's.

00:15:35.120 Now, do you have any new bike tricks up your sleeve that you think we'll see any more?

00:15:38.820 So I've been practicing a new bike move.

00:15:41.460 It's kind of easy now.

00:15:42.980 It's like you ride the bike, you go really fast, and then you slowly let go.

00:15:49.140 You have to keep your balance.

00:15:50.760 Both hands?

00:15:51.500 Yeah, both hands.

00:15:53.340 And what?

00:15:54.360 That's it?

00:15:54.820 Yeah.

00:15:55.780 But that's it?

00:15:56.520 But if I feel like I'm starting to fall, I grab back on it.

00:15:59.520 Yeah, respect.

00:16:00.700 Nice.

00:16:01.380 So do you think we'll see that maybe this summer, into the summer sometime?

00:16:05.060 Yeah.

00:16:05.840 You haven't released that one yet?

00:16:07.120 No, I haven't.

00:16:07.780 Okay, got it.

00:16:09.300 Where do you hail from?

00:16:10.720 Where did you actually begin, like in birth and stuff?

00:16:15.040 I don't know.

00:16:18.600 But like are you from a certain town or city?

00:16:21.080 Oh, oh, okay.

00:16:22.460 So actually I'm from Staten Island.

00:16:26.600 Oh, really?

00:16:27.380 And then I moved to New Jersey, right?

00:16:30.740 And then now I go everywhere.

00:16:34.680 Yeah.

00:16:35.720 I like it.

00:16:36.960 Do you feel a responsibility?

00:16:38.720 I think a lot of people saw you in that original Black Panther video, right?

00:16:42.160 Yeah.

00:16:42.960 And people saw you just kind of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody who fights

00:16:48.880 for the people.

00:16:50.020 Yeah.

00:16:50.320 Is that how you feel in your heart, you think?

00:16:52.260 Uh-huh.

00:16:53.820 Like, do you think you could actually battle some of the crime bosses that are actually

00:16:59.620 out there?

00:17:00.080 Some of the corrupt politicians and sort of guys?

00:17:02.020 I think so, yeah.

00:17:03.100 Yeah.

00:17:03.240 I'm pretty strong.

00:17:05.160 Yeah.

00:17:06.160 Dang, bro.

00:17:07.980 You've been growing, huh?

00:17:09.760 Mm-hmm.

00:17:10.500 It's important.

00:17:12.420 And is your mother making some nice dinner once in a while?

00:17:14.960 What does she like to make for you?

00:17:16.580 Well, usually I eat this, like, it's like TV dinner.

00:17:20.980 It's really good for you.

00:17:22.200 It's called Factor.

00:17:23.580 Oh, yeah.

00:17:24.200 Factor meals.

00:17:25.000 It's so good.

00:17:25.440 Yeah.

00:17:26.160 And very healthy.

00:17:27.600 They are good.

00:17:28.760 We've done advertisements for them over the years.

00:17:30.640 Some of my friends eat those.

00:17:32.020 Oh, nice.

00:17:32.360 Yeah, I like it because it's just like, if it's the right amount of food, ba-dam.

00:17:36.360 You're done.

00:17:37.020 Yeah.

00:17:37.720 Yeah, I like they had, I think they used to have like a chicken cordon bleu or something

00:17:40.880 that I would have sometimes.

00:17:42.160 They give us like 160 of them or so.

00:17:44.840 Oh, Lord.

00:17:45.620 My whole freezer is full with them.

00:17:47.420 Oh.

00:17:48.360 So, yeah, everybody's getting one.

00:17:50.220 You get a factor.

00:17:51.480 Yeah.

00:17:51.880 Yeah.

00:17:52.980 Do you have chores at home?

00:17:55.380 Yeah.

00:17:56.120 Okay.

00:17:56.560 What do some of those consist of?

00:17:58.020 So, like, I clean my room sometimes and I do the dishes once a week.

00:18:04.620 Okay.

00:18:05.520 So, once a week, you got to do the dishes.

00:18:07.700 Well, really, after I eat, I have to do the dishes.

00:18:10.820 Okay.

00:18:11.180 So, after you eat, you got to do the dishes?

00:18:12.640 And also, I only do the dishes when my mom cooks.

00:18:17.220 Okay.

00:18:17.640 Or my dad.

00:18:18.960 Or your dad cooks.

00:18:19.860 Yeah.

00:18:20.200 That's the only time when I do the dishes.

00:18:22.620 Why is that?

00:18:23.980 Um, because, uh, I don't know.

00:18:27.460 I like doing the dishes.

00:18:28.700 Yeah.

00:18:28.860 You want to help out?

00:18:29.540 Yeah.

00:18:29.960 Yeah.

00:18:30.540 I like that.

00:18:31.200 It makes it a family affair, huh?

00:18:32.420 Mm-hmm.

00:18:33.720 And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you?

00:18:36.560 Yeah.

00:18:36.920 Oh, yeah.

00:18:37.980 She makes the best chicken cutlets.

00:18:40.540 God.

00:18:41.620 God, I want to meet her.

00:18:43.680 I love, uh, yeah.

00:18:45.020 Why are they so good at that kind of stuff?

00:18:46.920 I don't know.

00:18:48.140 I don't know.

00:18:48.680 What is it?

00:18:49.380 And my other grandma?

00:18:50.700 Yeah.

00:18:51.020 She makes the best meatloaf.

00:18:52.980 Oh.

00:18:53.720 Oh.

00:18:54.780 God.

00:18:55.780 Put me in it.

00:18:56.620 Sometimes that meatloaf, I just want to put my hands in it.

00:18:59.900 It looks so good.

00:19:00.640 Mm-hmm.

00:19:00.960 I love it.

00:19:02.300 I love meatloaf.

00:19:03.500 Look at that.

00:19:04.140 Oh.

00:19:06.380 My God.

00:19:07.280 Stop making me drool.

00:19:08.660 I know.

00:19:09.160 Come on.

00:19:09.580 Hey, guys, huh?

00:19:11.060 These guys have no respect, you know?

00:19:13.200 There's a meatloaf that looks like a mouse.

00:19:15.440 Yeah.

00:19:15.840 Okay.

00:19:16.340 That's mouse loaf, dude.

00:19:17.340 That's rat loaf.

00:19:18.380 I'd have a little.

00:19:20.320 Yeah.

00:19:21.540 You know, I probably wouldn't have a lot.

00:19:22.700 I would start at the back, probably.

00:19:23.880 And also, when I went on the plane today to come here, I went on first class, right?

00:19:32.260 Right?

00:19:32.940 And I had the best, like, food on the plane.

00:19:37.080 It was like, uh, I forgot what it's called, but it was like, uh, something with chicken.

00:19:43.960 Uh.

00:19:44.440 What did it look like?

00:19:46.620 It was like, it was kind of like a, that.

00:19:50.520 That's what I had.

00:19:51.580 I know what that is, dude.

00:19:53.720 It's, um, it's like a little.

00:19:58.320 I forgot what it's called.

00:19:59.560 Mm, they're good.

00:20:00.720 They are good.

00:20:01.380 God, they're good.

00:20:02.400 And they have the juice, they have the, like, the best Atlanta spice.

00:20:05.980 Yeah.

00:20:06.520 Perfect sauce.

00:20:07.440 And what I love is usually two of them, so you can eat one of them.

00:20:10.020 Yeah.

00:20:10.440 And then.

00:20:12.060 Well, I ate them both at the same time.

00:20:13.760 Oh.

00:20:14.720 That's even better.

00:20:15.520 That's another way to do it, yeah.

00:20:16.760 And it came with a little cheesecake.

00:20:18.440 Oh, yeah.

00:20:19.320 Come on.

00:20:20.620 Come on.

00:20:20.980 It's just like Staten Island in the sky.

00:20:22.860 Remember, this is on the plane.

00:20:24.960 Yeah.

00:20:25.180 That's like the best meal you can get on the plane.

00:20:28.300 Oh, I can't even believe it.

00:20:30.040 I mean, the fact, yeah, some people aren't even getting this on the ground.

00:20:34.460 And the fact that you guys got that up there, that's very nice.

00:20:37.780 God, those things are so good.

00:20:39.660 I hope they give them a name one day, because otherwise we just have to keep describing them

00:20:42.660 to each other.

00:20:43.240 Oh, yeah, they're good.

00:20:47.480 You have a brother, too, right?

00:20:49.000 Mm-hmm.

00:20:49.500 Is that right?

00:20:50.320 Yeah, baby Ruth.

00:20:51.540 How do you keep the fame off of him?

00:20:53.020 How do you keep the haters off of him?

00:20:54.940 Um.

00:20:56.160 You got to protect him, huh?

00:20:57.160 Yeah, that's him.

00:20:58.580 Oh, there he is.

00:20:59.660 He's so cute.

00:21:00.640 He's a cute guy.

00:21:01.680 How old is he?

00:21:02.720 He's four right now.

00:21:04.280 Okay.

00:21:04.780 And he'll be five in September.

00:21:07.480 So he's still figuring it out, huh?

00:21:10.440 He doesn't have a lot of life experience right now.

00:21:12.620 Mm-hmm.

00:21:12.920 But, he'll get there.

00:21:16.060 And, a couple days ago, he just started building Legos.

00:21:20.340 No.

00:21:20.800 He built a whole Lego set by himself, a Minecraft one.

00:21:24.280 Really?

00:21:24.960 It was like a small one.

00:21:26.000 It was like, um, it was actually, it was like a decent size.

00:21:29.500 The size was like this big.

00:21:31.200 And it had two cows and like a Minecraft waterfall with like a knight and a zombie.

00:21:39.960 Wow.

00:21:40.740 Mm-hmm.

00:21:41.040 He must have been pretty proud of himself, huh?

00:21:42.660 Mm-hmm.

00:21:43.240 And, can he eat whole food and everything?

00:21:45.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:46.120 Oh, he's great.

00:21:47.200 Mm-hmm.

00:21:47.660 But, how do you keep like, because I'm sure a lot of people press you sometimes.

00:21:50.520 How do you protect him from the fame?

00:21:51.900 Um, I don't know.

00:21:56.720 You just take care of him, huh?

00:21:57.620 Yeah.

00:21:59.440 I love that, dude.

00:22:00.620 That's awesome.

00:22:02.520 Oh, is that what you made?

00:22:03.400 No.

00:22:03.940 It was like, um...

00:22:05.360 Yeah.

00:22:05.800 I don't know.

00:22:07.060 It wasn't like sheep.

00:22:08.360 It was, um...

00:22:10.360 It was like a...

00:22:11.460 It was like a kind of like a llama.

00:22:13.820 Mm-hmm.

00:22:14.220 And he was...

00:22:14.920 His back was all grass.

00:22:17.320 Mm-hmm.

00:22:17.880 Right?

00:22:18.180 And it was with a guy with a pickaxe and a zombie.

00:22:23.800 And it was like trees, blossom trees.

00:22:27.060 Blossom trees.

00:22:28.640 It sounds like a new political party, really, to be honest with you.

00:22:31.620 Yeah, it sounds pretty intense.

00:22:34.300 Um...

00:22:34.660 Well, yeah, what kind of animals you got at the house?

00:22:36.760 You guys holding it?

00:22:37.600 You guys holding over there?

00:22:38.620 No, but we might get a dog.

00:22:40.700 Yes.

00:22:41.240 Yeah.

00:22:41.940 Have you guys had the conversation about it?

00:22:43.700 Who brought up the conversation?

00:22:45.220 Um, my mom.

00:22:46.000 She did, so she's interested in one.

00:22:48.060 Mm-hmm.

00:22:48.660 And would you get to pick it out, or she gets to pick it out?

00:22:51.220 Have you talked about that, or...?

00:22:52.520 Um, well, I don't really know what dog to get, so she'll pick it out, so...

00:22:57.360 You think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?

00:22:59.660 Yeah.

00:23:00.140 Okay.

00:23:01.380 You get to name it?

00:23:02.660 Mm-hmm.

00:23:03.340 But I want it to be a small dog.

00:23:07.080 Why?

00:23:08.800 Um, I don't know.

00:23:10.260 I like small dogs.

00:23:11.280 Yeah, it's nice.

00:23:12.240 Yeah.

00:23:12.460 They can jump on your bed and stuff.

00:23:14.040 Mm-hmm.

00:23:14.620 You know?

00:23:15.100 I like that, too.

00:23:17.240 Big dogs, sometimes they just, they get so...

00:23:19.500 They move around, and it gets crazy.

00:23:21.700 Yeah.

00:23:21.800 They knock everything over.

00:23:23.240 Yeah.

00:23:23.680 You know, you're sitting there, you're having a little TV dinner, they nod, you're like,

00:23:26.260 jeez, creepers, you know?

00:23:28.160 I'm trying to frickin' finish my programs.

00:23:30.860 It's a lot.

00:23:32.540 Um, you got the fourth grade coming up, huh?

00:23:35.060 Mm-hmm.

00:23:35.420 Is that true?

00:23:36.060 Yeah.

00:23:36.540 Okay.

00:23:38.240 How are you feeling about it?

00:23:40.080 Good.

00:23:41.980 I want to blow out that camera so bad.

00:23:44.460 You do?

00:23:45.580 Yeah.

00:23:47.120 All right, how about this?

00:23:48.120 You answer, answer this next question, I'll let you blow it out.

00:23:50.420 Okay.

00:23:51.740 What's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade coming up?

00:23:54.700 Something that you might, that's, you know, got you maybe a little bit nervous?

00:23:58.500 I don't know.

00:23:59.660 I'm not very nervous on that shit.

00:24:01.760 Really?

00:24:02.560 Yeah.

00:24:03.080 All right, deal.

00:24:04.740 Yes.

00:24:05.140 Yeah, you got to get on top of that bad boy.

00:24:13.400 Yeah.

00:24:14.360 There we go.

00:24:16.380 Yeah.

00:24:16.820 Look at that smoke.

00:24:17.820 Yeah.

00:24:18.080 Oh, yeah.

00:24:18.700 Tell me about it, brother.

00:24:20.920 Hit some over here.

00:24:21.940 I'm going to call my sponsor, brother.

00:24:23.980 Yeah.

00:24:24.600 That's what I'm talking about, brother.

00:24:26.400 God, I'll friggin' light up a whole friggin' couple pounds of that.

00:24:32.340 Now it smells even better in here.

00:24:34.180 It does, doesn't it?

00:24:34.800 I love that.

00:24:35.700 Mm-hmm.

00:24:36.080 It's like a birthday, it's like when you get a birthday cake and get to blow it out.

00:24:38.980 Yeah.

00:24:39.520 That's the best, man.

00:24:41.280 I'd love for you to check out my interview with Hank Hill.

00:24:45.340 Yep, that's right, in studio.

00:24:47.400 And you can also watch the new season of King of the Hill, streaming now on Hulu.

00:24:53.860 And that's the difference between a hex socket and a pass-through socket.

00:24:59.400 Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting.

00:25:02.680 Oh, we've been rolling.

00:25:04.120 Oh.

00:25:04.800 Well, then I should probably clarify that point I made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings.

00:25:10.280 No, I think we're good on that topic, brother.

00:25:11.980 Thanks for sitting down with me, Hank.

00:25:14.020 Oh, thank you too, Theo.

00:25:15.420 This is my first time being on a podcast.

00:25:18.940 Oh, yeah?

00:25:19.340 Do you listen to any podcasts?

00:25:21.840 Just one.

00:25:22.720 The Propane Resource Council podcast, hosted by Chet Murray.

00:25:27.300 I'm not familiar with that one.

00:25:28.820 Oh, well, Chet's a real character, I tell you what.

00:25:33.340 Okay.

00:25:34.440 So you used to sell propane.

00:25:37.440 Propane and propane accessories.

00:25:40.080 Is propane considered a upper echelon gas?

00:25:43.840 Yes.

00:25:44.300 Some people say it's just zesty diesel, you know.

00:25:47.520 So how high can it get you?

00:25:50.600 Uh, the only recreational use for propane is for family activities such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving.

00:25:59.220 You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank.

00:26:00.780 So me and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off those fumes, daddy.

00:26:08.040 You feel me?

00:26:09.340 No.

00:26:09.800 Uh, anyway, you said you're from Louisiana?

00:26:14.240 My neighbor Bill is from Louisiana.

00:26:16.420 Did you ever run across any of the Dautrieves?

00:26:18.780 Yes, I did.

00:26:19.860 A guy named Gilbert Dautrieve.

00:26:22.020 That's Bill's cousin.

00:26:23.220 Uh-uh.

00:26:24.960 Search up a, uh, Gilbert Dautrieve.

00:26:28.020 Gilbert.

00:26:28.260 Hey, there's Bill.

00:26:31.080 Yeah.

00:26:31.700 Oh, we used to give each other haircuts on his front porch.

00:26:35.160 So, uh, my son Bobby gave me this ad for his restaurant.

00:26:38.880 I promised him I'd read it.

00:26:40.440 Okay, okay.

00:26:41.320 Uh, guests don't usually bring their own ad reads.

00:26:43.980 Robotic Chain is Dallas's only German-Japanese fusion restaurant.

00:26:49.160 Where east meets worst, as in bratwurst.

00:26:53.640 Uh, I think he wrote this himself.

00:26:56.900 Sounds beautiful.

00:26:58.880 Oh, uh, that's my wife Peggy.

00:27:01.460 She's reminding me to talk about her.

00:27:03.760 Yeah, whatever, man.

00:27:04.880 We got three hours.

00:27:06.100 Oh, we do?

00:27:07.580 Well, then.

00:27:08.840 You see, the pass-through socket is best used in those type of situations I was talking about earlier,

00:27:14.800 where a hex socket is impractical.

00:27:17.240 Ha ha ha.

00:27:19.160 What, uh, but, you know, in fourth grade, you know what they do have?

00:27:29.200 They have...

00:27:29.880 Oh, you know what they also have?

00:27:31.420 Huh?

00:27:31.620 More drama.

00:27:32.800 Oh, it's true, huh?

00:27:35.960 I mean, yeah, what, like, people were just talking more noise, you think?

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:41.280 A lot of gossip?

00:27:42.620 Yeah.

00:27:43.360 Rumors?

00:27:44.260 Mm-hmm.

00:27:45.040 Hmm.

00:27:45.260 And they have, um, you have to add and subtract fractions.

00:27:52.140 Mm-hmm.

00:27:52.680 Can you already do it?

00:27:53.660 Yeah.

00:27:54.060 No way.

00:27:55.980 Have they taught you that?

00:27:57.380 Well, add and subtract fractions?

00:28:00.800 I don't know how to do that, but I know how to do fractions.

00:28:03.680 Oh, yeah.

00:28:04.100 All right.

00:28:04.820 You're probably halfway to add in.

00:28:06.940 Yeah, I mean, what's some of the frickin' noise that could come in here in the fourth grade?

00:28:10.240 What's some stuff that, you know, you think there's gangs or whatever?

00:28:14.440 I don't know.

00:28:16.940 Probably.

00:28:17.880 I know.

00:28:19.400 And are you looking forward to seeing some of your friends again or no?

00:28:22.080 Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so.

00:28:25.140 I don't really care who I get in my class.

00:28:27.520 Were you going to a new school or just the same school?

00:28:29.460 No, same school.

00:28:30.240 Okay.

00:28:31.140 So you'll know everybody in there, huh?

00:28:32.480 Mm-hmm.

00:28:33.000 It'll be a little bit different, though.

00:28:34.920 People will be taller, different.

00:28:37.220 True.

00:28:37.480 Is it hard for you to, like, do they want you to be the Rizzler at school?

00:28:42.320 What do they want at school?

00:28:43.320 Is there a lot of pressure or anything?

00:28:44.760 What does that feel like?

00:28:45.680 Well, the first year was kind of crazy, but now it's not.

00:28:49.700 Because, like, I took pictures with everyone in the school, you know?

00:28:53.520 Yeah, like it's done.

00:28:54.320 I'm like that.

00:28:55.440 I'm like that.

00:28:55.940 You are?

00:28:56.380 I'm like that.

00:28:57.000 Respect.

00:28:58.000 Even the security guards, everybody?

00:29:00.080 Mm-hmm.

00:29:00.960 Cafeteria people?

00:29:02.500 Yeah.

00:29:03.280 Hell yeah.

00:29:03.980 You got to show them love.

00:29:06.000 I respect that, man.

00:29:07.200 Do you all have school lunch at school?

00:29:08.900 Yeah.

00:29:09.360 That's nice.

00:29:10.620 But in my other school, guess what?

00:29:13.040 We got to pick what we wanted for lunch.

00:29:15.640 What?

00:29:16.800 You know, on Friday, we had McDonald's.

00:29:19.860 Who even let it happen?

00:29:21.920 I don't know.

00:29:22.940 Oh, that was under Biden, I think.

00:29:24.700 That's crazy.

00:29:25.500 What is in my pocket?

00:29:29.040 There's gloves in my pocket.

00:29:30.820 Are there really?

00:29:33.220 Let me see him.

00:29:34.140 Are you a criminal?

00:29:34.760 What is he?

00:29:35.140 Is he for crime or whatever?

00:29:36.040 I guess so.

00:29:38.340 You guess so?

00:29:39.920 I don't know.

00:29:42.460 Oh, yeah.

00:29:43.680 I guess I'm a detective.

00:29:46.140 Ew.

00:29:46.620 Oh, yeah.

00:29:47.300 I'm a detective now, huh?

00:29:49.320 Let me check this for fingerprints, eh?

00:29:52.920 Yeah.

00:29:53.500 I like that, huh?

00:29:56.520 BLM, homie.

00:29:57.260 This is dope.

00:29:59.540 I like that.

00:30:01.020 Yeah.

00:30:01.460 Dude, what if you do the dark riz?

00:30:05.700 Fingerprint.

00:30:06.420 Nuh-uh.

00:30:08.040 Whose is that?

00:30:10.200 An elf?

00:30:11.080 I don't know.

00:30:11.540 Yeah.

00:30:11.960 Probably an elf.

00:30:12.980 Yeah.

00:30:13.920 Yeah, probably just some local scoundrel.

00:30:15.980 Dude, you ever do this in a glove?

00:30:17.620 What's that like?

00:30:18.660 Ooh.

00:30:21.960 That's really...

00:30:22.960 It's a black tie affair, huh?

00:30:26.320 Mm-hmm.

00:30:27.120 They smell pretty good.

00:30:28.260 Yeah.

00:30:28.440 What's one of your favorite smells, do you think?

00:30:30.700 Sharpies.

00:30:32.380 Brother.

00:30:34.420 Let's light that candle again, huh?

00:30:37.680 Yes, dude.

00:30:38.660 Why do they smell so good?

00:30:40.340 I don't know.

00:30:41.020 Or the smelly sharpies?

00:30:43.360 They just want me to eat them, bro.

00:30:45.420 Oh, they good?

00:30:46.160 They just want me to eat them.

00:30:47.560 Oh, pull one up.

00:30:48.280 The smelly sharpies?

00:30:49.280 Yeah, the smellies.

00:30:50.760 That's all right, man.

00:30:51.420 Pull one up right now.

00:30:53.720 God, I haven't even seen those.

00:30:55.320 Oh, those.

00:30:56.000 Those.

00:30:57.080 Ugh.

00:30:57.460 And then, you won't believe this.

00:31:01.080 There is a hamburger and french fry eraser that smells like McDonald's.

00:31:08.720 They want me to eat erasers.

00:31:10.580 They want me to eat rubber.

00:31:12.400 Yeah, bro.

00:31:13.420 I'm telling you, man.

00:31:14.860 That's why we...

00:31:15.420 They want me to eat stuff that says do not consume.

00:31:17.960 Yeah, they do, brother.

00:31:19.560 Dude, that's the system working against us, man.

00:31:21.940 Like, on this water, like, say it's, like, oil, and it looks like Coca-Cola.

00:31:27.260 It says do not consume in, like, very big letters.

00:31:31.340 Now I want to consume it.

00:31:32.700 Yeah.

00:31:33.180 It's almost like they're just challenging you.

00:31:35.080 Yeah.

00:31:35.560 Yeah.

00:31:36.140 Like, oh, you don't think the Risla can digest this?

00:31:38.460 Yeah.

00:31:39.040 That dude will freaking refine a barrel of crude and two swallows, brother.

00:31:43.300 He gets it done, man.

00:31:44.440 Um, do you ever have to have security at school, or do you have any issues there?

00:31:48.820 No.

00:31:49.400 It's all chill.

00:31:50.080 Yeah.

00:31:50.960 Do you have recess?

00:31:52.900 Um, yeah.

00:31:54.240 Yeah.

00:31:57.220 Yeah.

00:31:57.620 Yeah.

00:31:59.660 Da-da-da.

00:32:03.860 Wait, you hear that?

00:32:06.300 Wait, wait.

00:32:07.340 Yeah.

00:32:11.300 Yeah.

00:32:13.660 Yeah.

00:32:14.440 Damn.

00:32:27.440 That was impressive.

00:32:28.840 Thanks, brother.

00:32:30.160 You know what I do with these gloves to make them, like, more, like, cool?

00:32:33.940 What?

00:32:34.380 I bite the tips off to make them, like, oh, my gosh.

00:32:38.520 That's impressive.

00:32:39.720 That is definitely...

00:32:42.160 That can't even...

00:32:43.720 That's Howie Mandel.

00:32:44.740 He's a famous comedian.

00:32:45.700 He does it.

00:32:47.260 Play it for him if you've never seen Howie Mandel.

00:32:49.220 One of the greats.

00:32:49.860 I used to work with him.

00:32:51.320 Really?

00:32:51.800 Yeah.

00:32:52.720 Listen to this, all right.

00:32:53.680 Before I start, before I start...

00:32:55.340 Shit, I did.

00:32:56.040 I did.

00:32:56.720 Okay.

00:32:56.960 He had a joke where he would do that a lot.

00:33:19.760 He was really dialed in with it.

00:33:21.140 But, yeah, these...

00:33:22.020 Put it over his head.

00:33:23.520 Put it over his whole head and then blowed it up.

00:33:26.820 Let's see if we can find it.

00:33:27.760 We might be able to find it.

00:33:30.120 What is your...

00:33:30.880 Do you have, like, a finishing move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies?

00:33:33.600 Yeah, I have a finishing move.

00:33:37.460 So, it's...

00:33:38.880 I fly up.

00:33:40.300 Mm-hmm.

00:33:41.280 Right?

00:33:41.860 Yeah.

00:33:43.160 I come back down.

00:33:46.100 I spin around.

00:33:48.820 I turn into flames and I hit them.

00:33:51.680 I go right into them.

00:33:54.220 And also...

00:33:55.060 And also...

00:33:55.980 Someone's trying to come at me.

00:33:58.500 Mm-hmm.

00:33:59.640 Boom.

00:34:01.100 Invisible bubble.

00:34:02.040 Nuh-uh.

00:34:04.700 Oh, wow.

00:34:06.020 So, you have a defense and you have an offense.

00:34:08.120 Yeah.

00:34:08.900 Gosh.

00:34:09.800 And also, I have guns.

00:34:12.200 Of course.

00:34:13.160 I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey.

00:34:14.920 And claws.

00:34:16.020 And claws.

00:34:16.520 Yeah, for sure.

00:34:17.340 Yeah.

00:34:17.740 Oh, definitely.

00:34:18.660 Because your wife wants her back scratched all the time.

00:34:21.160 That's the problem.

00:34:22.720 You know?

00:34:23.180 But that's life.

00:34:23.980 Here we go right here.

00:34:24.780 One more time.

00:34:25.300 Howie Mandel.

00:34:26.320 I got another one.

00:34:28.780 Okay.

00:34:29.320 Okay.

00:34:29.840 Is it over your nose?

00:34:30.740 Yes, it is.

00:34:31.260 Okay, now hold the rim tight so air doesn't get out.

00:34:34.440 All right.

00:34:34.760 And blow out your nose.

00:34:35.980 Do you have a cold?

00:34:36.700 No.

00:34:37.080 Okay, good.

00:34:40.320 Am I doing it?

00:34:41.720 I can't see you.

00:34:43.720 Howie, thank you.

00:34:44.880 Really?

00:34:45.540 This is great.

00:34:46.200 You know, my daughters thank you, too, man.

00:34:48.000 This is good.

00:34:48.440 Yeah, and that's all you had to do to get a nursing degree back in the day.

00:34:52.320 It looks like it hurts.

00:34:53.780 It does, I know.

00:34:54.520 Yeah.

00:34:54.980 It's brave.

00:34:55.600 Some of these guys do brave stuff.

00:34:57.680 I'm going to try it.

00:34:58.420 No, I'm sorry.

00:34:59.780 How did you meet AJ and BJ, man?

00:35:02.500 How'd you meet those guys?

00:35:03.720 Did you just meet them at a Costco or something?

00:35:05.800 So, I met them at American Dream Mall.

00:35:09.120 At American Dream Mall?

00:35:10.620 Yeah.

00:35:11.140 And what, y'all were just wandering around?

00:35:12.660 They were wandering around?

00:35:14.060 No.

00:35:15.860 They messaged us.

00:35:17.300 Okay.

00:35:17.460 And they were like, yo, we shouldn't meet at American Dream Mall.

00:35:20.640 And we just met.

00:35:21.660 You guys aren't related, though.

00:35:22.960 There's rumors out there that you guys are related.

00:35:24.800 Is that true?

00:35:25.540 No.

00:35:26.500 We're not related.

00:35:27.660 Nothing.

00:35:28.560 I wish, but we're not.

00:35:29.980 Oh, that's nice of you.

00:35:31.400 But you're still able to spend time together, huh?

00:35:33.480 Yeah.

00:35:35.180 And what is something that AJ likes to do or BJ likes to do that people don't know?

00:35:40.920 Um, open cards, like Pokemon cards.

00:35:44.040 Yeah.

00:35:44.220 They like to do that.

00:35:45.260 Oh, really?

00:35:46.360 How much is a pack of Pokemon cards?

00:35:48.500 Well, a pack is $5.

00:35:50.500 Oh.

00:35:52.060 And do you, can you, what's like the best thing you could pull out of one?

00:35:56.000 A full art.

00:35:57.260 A full art?

00:35:57.920 And the top card, which is, the top card's usually $300, $400.

00:36:04.260 $400 worth?

00:36:05.080 Yeah.

00:36:05.400 No way.

00:36:06.200 But there's not just one set.

00:36:07.840 There's like a bunch of sets.

00:36:09.040 Okay.

00:36:09.920 Like, that's a top card, and that goes, I know how much that goes for.

00:36:14.320 That's like, oh, wait.

00:36:17.920 Might not be a real one.

00:36:18.940 That goes, no, that is, I think.

00:36:21.620 Oh, it goes for like $600.

00:36:24.960 Oh, wow.

00:36:26.560 Gosh.

00:36:27.160 That gold Mewtwo, I have it, I think.

00:36:30.400 No, no, not that Mewtwo.

00:36:31.780 The Mewtwo?

00:36:32.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:33.580 You see that one?

00:36:34.280 I have that one, but instead of it being like pink, I have it being blue, and it's all gold.

00:36:40.300 Oh, beautiful.

00:36:41.220 So it's basically the better version of this one.

00:36:43.560 And how often are you able to buy packs?

00:36:45.580 Do you have an allowance?

00:36:46.940 What do you have?

00:36:47.540 Well, really, when I go see AJ and McJustice, like, I usually open cards with them.

00:36:53.040 Okay, so they got cards.

00:36:54.120 They like doing it.

00:36:55.260 Yeah.

00:36:55.640 Oh, nice.

00:36:56.400 And later, I'm going to this place.

00:36:59.540 It's five minutes away from my hotel.

00:37:01.860 It's, I forgot what it's called.

00:37:04.680 Oh, LA Sports Cards.

00:37:06.900 It's like, we've been there before.

00:37:10.320 Sports card shop.

00:37:11.080 AJ and McJustice and me, we've been there.

00:37:13.240 And it's actually really cool.

00:37:15.860 I pulled a $300 card there.

00:37:19.940 This is it.

00:37:20.760 Oh, wow.

00:37:21.400 LA Sports Cards.

00:37:23.140 Literally five minutes away from my hotel.

00:37:25.400 Oh, that's great.

00:37:25.860 They have UFC cards, too.

00:37:26.880 They have all kinds.

00:37:27.820 Mm-hmm.

00:37:28.800 I like UFC.

00:37:29.860 That's probably my favorite sport.

00:37:31.140 Mm-hmm.

00:37:31.520 You ever seen any of it?

00:37:32.300 MMA?

00:37:32.740 Yeah.

00:37:33.620 Those guys are warriors, huh?

00:37:34.780 My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does UFC.

00:37:42.000 Nuh-uh.

00:37:42.460 Uh-huh.

00:37:43.680 Who, what's his name?

00:37:44.980 His name's Riley.

00:37:46.540 Riley.

00:37:48.320 He does it in Jersey?

00:37:50.800 Oh, no.

00:37:51.480 Staten Island.

00:37:52.900 Huh.

00:37:54.880 I wonder if I've ever seen him fight before.

00:37:57.720 What's his last name?

00:37:58.640 Well, he doesn't, I think he does UFC.

00:38:01.440 It's like, he does like fighting, but like, I'm not sure if it's on TV.

00:38:06.380 Mm-hmm.

00:38:06.860 Uh, he's not, he's not like, like famous.

00:38:09.680 But he trains it.

00:38:10.640 Like, he, he's done it like two or three matches before.

00:38:14.080 Oh, wow.

00:38:14.440 That's amazing, though.

00:38:15.200 I think so, yeah.

00:38:16.080 Still to go fight is amazing.

00:38:18.340 Riley Hunt, is that his name?

00:38:19.800 Yes.

00:38:20.720 Oh, there he is.

00:38:21.480 Right there, Riley Hunt.

00:38:22.300 Let's get a gander at him.

00:38:23.220 Wait, is that him?

00:38:24.140 No, it's not him.

00:38:25.420 No, no, that's a different picture of someone else.

00:38:26.980 Oh, fuck.

00:38:27.240 Yeah, Riley Hunt.

00:38:28.100 Riley Hunt, flyweight right there.

00:38:32.540 That's nice.

00:38:34.800 Yeah, that's him.

00:38:35.640 That's him?

00:38:36.620 That's him.

00:38:37.540 Oh, my freaking God, dude.

00:38:38.800 Look how much he can jump.

00:38:40.120 That's him.

00:38:40.960 What?

00:38:43.160 I think, yeah, I think that's him.

00:38:44.680 That's amazing.

00:38:46.320 Dude, you gotta go watch him fight sometimes.

00:38:48.780 I will, for sure.

00:38:50.140 He just won March 29th.

00:38:51.440 Riley Hunt reacts after his KO against Tyler Tov last week at Warriors Cup 68.

00:38:55.980 Mm-hmm.

00:38:56.400 I saw that.

00:38:56.940 It's really good.

00:38:58.100 Dude, you gotta go, bro.

00:39:00.000 Let me know, dude.

00:39:00.740 I'll pull up to a fight.

00:39:01.760 I love going to the fights.

00:39:03.280 It's a lot of fun, man.

00:39:04.700 Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes.

00:39:07.480 Yeah, they're pretty quick sometimes.

00:39:08.360 Yeah, they're different.

00:39:09.440 This one was like 30 seconds, not at all.

00:39:13.560 What's a sport you see yourself evolving into one day?

00:39:17.200 Like if you had to go pro in something?

00:39:18.780 Because you're going to have opportunities.

00:39:20.940 Probably basketball.

00:39:22.260 For sure.

00:39:23.100 Or baseball.

00:39:24.200 Yeah.

00:39:24.960 Who would you play for if you went pro in baseball?

00:39:29.060 The Mets.

00:39:29.720 Oh, yeah, brother.

00:39:33.260 First game I ever went and saw was a Mets game.

00:39:35.400 Really?

00:39:35.780 Yeah.

00:39:36.060 Benny Ogbion.

00:39:36.620 Me too.

00:39:37.540 You too?

00:39:38.540 You remember it?

00:39:39.860 I think so, yeah.

00:39:41.100 Yeah.

00:39:41.580 I think I do too.

00:39:42.400 Bam.

00:39:44.920 Oh, that's Knicks right there.

00:39:47.040 Ooh, look at that fade.

00:39:48.280 You just got tightened up, huh?

00:39:50.820 Let's go, boy.

00:39:54.220 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:39:56.760 Heck, yeah.

00:39:57.420 Look at you out there, dude.

00:39:58.560 You look like Nate Robinson out there.

00:40:03.160 Oh, hit him with it, brother.

00:40:04.900 That's the four-pointer right there, brother.

00:40:09.400 Anything is possible.

00:40:10.400 I almost made that.

00:40:11.800 Yeah, you did.

00:40:12.700 I agree, I agree.

00:40:13.820 I almost made that.

00:40:15.760 Anything is possible, dude.

00:40:18.120 When you sell the Pokemon cards, you flipping them or you keeping them?

00:40:21.120 What are you doing?

00:40:22.160 I keep them.

00:40:23.380 Yeah?

00:40:24.020 Big Justice likes to sell them, but.

00:40:26.980 He likes to get in the business side.

00:40:28.140 Yeah, I agree with him when he sells them.

00:40:30.060 You do?

00:40:31.120 So you support his business?

00:40:32.420 Yeah.

00:40:32.820 Yeah.

00:40:34.020 What's another business you think you could see you and your family starting one day?

00:40:37.440 Could it be a restaurant?

00:40:38.360 Could it be a shoe shop?

00:40:39.920 I don't know.

00:40:41.400 Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a Pokemon pack that goes for $800.

00:40:48.380 Uh-uh.

00:40:49.720 And is it already?

00:40:50.680 Yeah, $800.

00:40:51.700 Is it already opened?

00:40:53.200 No, it's like sealed.

00:40:54.580 It's sealed.

00:40:55.000 So you don't know what's in it?

00:40:56.320 It's from 1998.

00:40:59.600 You weren't even born then, were you?

00:41:01.740 Wow.

00:41:02.180 That's crazy, man.

00:41:04.520 Long time ago.

00:41:05.820 Long.

00:41:07.660 What did you notice over your life change?

00:41:09.700 What is something you've noticed over your, some things change over your life?

00:41:15.600 I don't know.

00:41:18.100 But.

00:41:18.460 But it's fine.

00:41:22.340 Yeah.

00:41:23.680 I feel you, dude.

00:41:25.120 That's kind of how I feel about everything.

00:41:27.360 Mm-hmm.

00:41:27.840 That's my number one answer most of the time.

00:41:29.640 It's like, I don't know, but I guess it's fine.

00:41:31.560 Yeah.

00:41:32.220 You know?

00:41:32.640 I think that's super important.

00:41:35.880 Mm-hmm.

00:41:36.980 I know that AJ and, uh, AJ and BJ are known for the booms, right?

00:41:41.760 Yeah.

00:41:42.640 Are you allowed to boom at home?

00:41:44.080 Does your mom say, keep the boom in the car?

00:41:45.980 What's the rules over there?

00:41:48.940 Well, like, when I'm home, I don't really do, like, the boom or, like, the wrist face at home.

00:41:54.700 Like, that's work.

00:41:55.380 Yeah.

00:41:55.880 Right.

00:41:56.500 That's like when Superman puts his cape on.

00:41:58.300 Yeah.

00:41:58.880 But at home, you just Clark Kenton around.

00:42:00.660 Yeah.

00:42:01.220 Yeah.

00:42:01.520 I like that.

00:42:02.640 But does your mom care if you boom at home, or if you were, or does she, like...

00:42:06.640 I mean, like, I don't really, like, do that.

00:42:11.160 I only do it if I'm, like, doing a video or something.

00:42:14.020 Yeah.

00:42:14.120 Or, like, a cameo.

00:42:15.340 Yeah.

00:42:15.600 Really, I do this.

00:42:17.320 That's it.

00:42:18.080 AJ and Big Justice do the boom stuff.

00:42:20.100 They're booming all day.

00:42:20.800 What's the most booms you've ever seen them do in one day, probably?

00:42:23.780 What's the most booms you've ever seen, uh...

00:42:25.640 Well, they only do five booms.

00:42:27.560 But have you ever seen them do even in one day?

00:42:30.540 Oh, one day?

00:42:31.480 I'd say they're probably, if they're doing cameos, 108 booms.

00:42:35.180 Nuh-uh.

00:42:36.780 What?

00:42:38.160 Did the police show up?

00:42:39.640 I don't know.

00:42:41.360 God.

00:42:42.100 That's a lot of booms.

00:42:43.300 It just seems like too many for a couple of guys.

00:42:46.460 But if anybody can pull it off, they can.

00:42:49.740 Right there.

00:42:50.220 I did, I did, um, a thing with them, where, um, so we did a hundred cameos in one day.

00:42:58.940 No.

00:42:59.380 No, two days.

00:42:59.900 Two days.

00:43:00.840 Wow.

00:43:01.460 We ended at, like, 60, and then the next day we finished.

00:43:05.660 Did it feel like a lot?

00:43:06.820 Were you burnt out?

00:43:07.880 Yeah.

00:43:08.440 Yeah.

00:43:08.660 How are you doing personally, man?

00:43:11.160 I know you got a lot going on in your life, right?

00:43:13.100 Like, your life's kind of different than other young men's lives, you know?

00:43:16.280 Yeah.

00:43:16.540 You have a responsibility to, you know, the people of Gotham City, the people of the world, you know?

00:43:22.360 They expect, when times are tough, they expect the Rizzo to show up and be there to support them.

00:43:26.480 Yeah.

00:43:26.640 To show them love and to be like a, uh, you know, to be a beacon of hope.

00:43:32.940 Yeah.

00:43:33.280 In the world.

00:43:34.280 But what's that pressure like on you?

00:43:35.940 Like, are you handling it okay?

00:43:37.340 Do you have moments where you just have to go sit out on the porch and just, like, not smoke or whatever, but, you know, sit there or whatever?

00:43:43.900 Yeah.

00:43:44.880 You ever take some time for yourself?

00:43:46.440 How do you handle that pressure?

00:43:49.240 I don't know.

00:43:50.520 Get a massage or something?

00:43:51.740 Yeah.

00:43:52.620 Can you get a massage?

00:43:53.540 Can people even legally massage a kid?

00:43:55.160 Actually, when I went to, um, the justice house, he had a massage chair in his room.

00:44:01.220 Oh, yeah.

00:44:01.840 I don't know what age he is, but that starts to happen.

00:44:06.120 He's, I think he's 12.

00:44:08.360 Oh, he's, yeah.

00:44:09.300 12 or 13.

00:44:10.500 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 Oh, dang.

00:44:12.980 So, what, people were just, and he gets massages to come?

00:44:16.220 Yeah, and then his friend, like, his friend's dad, um,

00:44:21.080 Wait, I forgot what his friend's dad was.

00:44:25.260 Well, I forgot what.

00:44:26.500 Yeah.

00:44:27.040 Are you allowed to stay over at your friend's houses or not?

00:44:28.980 Yeah.

00:44:29.480 Heck yeah, dude.

00:44:30.720 What's the ladies?

00:44:31.700 The whole weekend, I stayed at the justice house.

00:44:34.620 Oh, you did?

00:44:35.340 What's the ladies y'all are allowed to stay up?

00:44:37.100 Well, really, we stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning.

00:44:43.080 1 o'clock.

00:44:43.980 And guess what?

00:44:44.700 One time, we were, like, because, like, we have a, we sleep in one bed because it's, like,

00:44:51.240 a big bed.

00:44:52.100 Mm-hmm.

00:44:52.320 And, like, he sleeps, like, like this, and then I sleep on the other side of the bed.

00:44:57.480 Mm-hmm.

00:44:57.800 Because it's, like, a big bed.

00:44:59.080 Oh, wow.

00:45:00.420 That's nice, dude.

00:45:01.660 If somebody has a big old bed.

00:45:03.180 Yeah.

00:45:03.920 God.

00:45:04.900 Does he have any pets or not?

00:45:06.820 Oh, no.

00:45:07.640 I used to have a, a fish, but.

00:45:12.280 We won't say nothing, huh?

00:45:14.620 Things happen, eh?

00:45:15.860 Yeah.

00:45:16.340 His name is Bluey.

00:45:17.480 It was a blue, you know the flying fishes?

00:45:19.940 I haven't seen him.

00:45:20.780 Bring it up.

00:45:21.260 Flying fish.

00:45:22.840 New Jersey flying fish.

00:45:25.180 Yeah.

00:45:26.740 This could just be some guy's, some young guinea escaping prison, too.

00:45:31.200 Who knows what we're going to see here.

00:45:34.260 That's what you had?

00:45:35.540 I think so.

00:45:38.420 No, it was a smaller one.

00:45:40.340 It was, like, um.

00:45:42.900 Huh.

00:45:44.200 It was.

00:45:44.800 Where'd you get it?

00:45:46.980 Petco.

00:45:47.920 You ever been to, you ever been to the fair before?

00:45:50.200 Yeah.

00:45:50.820 I love the fair.

00:45:51.580 Do you?

00:45:52.280 Yeah.

00:45:52.820 I love the fair.

00:45:53.460 What are some of your favorite rides at the fair?

00:45:56.100 Um, my favorite rides are, like, um.

00:45:59.080 My favorite rides.

00:46:04.220 The Ferris wheel.

00:46:05.680 Good.

00:46:06.160 I like, oh, I've been on a ride before.

00:46:08.300 My soul almost left my body.

00:46:10.360 It was a ride that goes like this.

00:46:12.760 It goes up.

00:46:13.800 This is the sky.

00:46:14.740 It goes right here.

00:46:15.680 Now, what?

00:46:16.940 It goes right here.

00:46:18.000 And then guess what?

00:46:19.060 It spins around like that.

00:46:21.360 Oh.

00:46:22.300 Like, your chair springs around like that.

00:46:25.060 Who let you on it?

00:46:26.840 Big Justice.

00:46:28.100 Oh.

00:46:29.520 And the guy even said, uh, just like you know, your soul is gonna leave your body.

00:46:35.100 I thought I was gonna sign a waiver for a second.

00:46:37.700 I was like.

00:46:39.000 And Big Justice's just getting you into that kind of stuff, huh?

00:46:41.520 Mm-hmm.

00:46:42.440 God, they really do bring the boom, huh?

00:46:44.240 Yeah.

00:46:44.880 They're not lying.

00:46:45.980 Yeah.

00:46:46.600 Like, if I ask you this, be honest with me.

00:46:48.860 When AJ and Big Justice say they're bringing the boom, are they really, or is it Kat?

00:46:54.580 Oh, yeah.

00:46:55.060 They're bringing the boom.

00:46:57.360 Respect.

00:46:59.180 Respect, man.

00:47:01.460 There's a couple rumors that I've heard about you.

00:47:03.200 I'm gonna rattle them off.

00:47:04.000 You tell me true or false, okay?

00:47:06.560 I heard that you have two cell phones.

00:47:12.500 I actually have three.

00:47:13.600 I, well, my brother has two iPads, and I have a phone.

00:47:19.520 He and I have a Nintendo, two Nintendo Switches.

00:47:22.920 You have a scale?

00:47:24.220 What?

00:47:25.100 Good answer.

00:47:28.000 And, uh.

00:47:28.540 Good answer.

00:47:29.740 And, uh.

00:47:31.180 I have a Nintendo Switch.

00:47:32.160 You have it?

00:47:32.820 I have two.

00:47:33.800 What?

00:47:34.540 You can just switch from one or the other.

00:47:35.740 Yeah, I got the Switch.

00:47:37.660 It's like an all white one.

00:47:39.260 Yeah.

00:47:39.440 And then I have, um, the, the Switch 2.

00:47:42.820 Mm-hmm.

00:47:43.640 It's the, it's the new one.

00:47:45.320 It's actually pretty cool.

00:47:47.080 Um.

00:47:47.920 Another rumor that I've heard, I read somewhere online, uh, and haters will say stuff, you know.

00:47:53.900 But somebody said that you can't run that fast.

00:47:55.960 Is that true?

00:47:56.660 Or is that?

00:47:57.700 I can run fast, yeah.

00:47:59.680 I think that's what we saw.

00:48:00.800 What did you see?

00:48:02.640 Right here.

00:48:04.260 Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast.

00:48:07.500 I can run that fast.

00:48:08.500 I can run fast.

00:48:09.440 So that's Captain.

00:48:10.880 Yeah.

00:48:11.400 Gosh, man.

00:48:11.920 I'm sorry people say that kind of stuff, too.

00:48:13.600 Yeah.

00:48:14.060 You can run from the law in this picture right here, I'll tell you that.

00:48:16.860 You can run through Prohibition right here with your father.

00:48:20.540 That's an awesome picture.

00:48:22.220 Mm-hmm.

00:48:22.860 And where were you guys going?

00:48:26.400 Um.

00:48:27.120 God, look at you.

00:48:27.760 You look like, uh.

00:48:29.120 You look like, um.

00:48:30.280 See, I'm sitting on books.

00:48:31.040 Rosie O'Donnell in that picture.

00:48:32.720 I'm really sitting on books.

00:48:34.180 Oh, you are.

00:48:35.140 Look how many books they got you on.

00:48:37.880 Bro, those feastables.

00:48:39.280 The peanut butter ones?

00:48:40.880 No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate ones.

00:48:43.460 But the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they?

00:48:46.180 What are we doing?

00:48:46.560 I hate peanut butter, but peanut butter and chocolate just.

00:48:49.740 Yeah.

00:48:50.260 It's like they knew each other.

00:48:51.620 Yeah.

00:48:51.840 It's like they were meant to be.

00:48:54.380 It really is.

00:48:55.800 It's the Romeo and Juliet of our taste buds.

00:48:59.500 You know?

00:49:01.320 Um.

00:49:03.200 Another rumor.

00:49:04.520 I heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends.

00:49:07.900 Yes.

00:49:09.720 Weekdays, too?

00:49:10.860 Yeah.

00:49:11.180 Oh, my God.

00:49:14.600 Your mom's going to be mad, dude, that we told.

00:49:26.300 Sorry.

00:49:26.660 It is what it is, right?

00:49:32.300 Yeah.

00:49:32.880 Sometimes you're your own worst snitch, huh?

00:49:35.060 Mm-hmm.

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00:50:51.200 Rumor or Cap?

00:50:54.040 The MD Foodie Boys, you familiar with them?

00:50:57.160 No.

00:50:58.080 Bring them up.

00:50:59.140 Rumor is that they tried to invite you into their dining club.

00:51:05.140 These guys right here.

00:51:07.300 I think so, actually.

00:51:10.140 Rumor is that...

00:51:11.040 Yeah, because one of the kids was allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up.

00:51:15.120 And, uh, or had never seen nougat or whatever or whatever.

00:51:19.540 And, um...

00:51:21.080 Or he'd never eaten, like, a polk rib or something, and he just...

00:51:25.300 I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it.

00:51:27.500 But, yeah, somebody said they invited you to be in their gang.

00:51:31.040 I think so, actually.

00:51:32.320 Okay.

00:51:32.620 And is that something you think you would do, or you're kind of...

00:51:35.740 You like your turf, you're on?

00:51:37.480 But you'd consider it.

00:51:38.820 Respect.

00:51:39.460 I like that.

00:51:40.620 Yeah, people love these guys, man.

00:51:41.940 They're out of Baltimore.

00:51:43.980 Some survivors up there, but they...

00:51:46.740 Uh...

00:51:47.340 And they're doing their best.

00:51:48.880 Um...

00:51:49.480 Oh, uh...

00:51:50.080 Have you been to any concerts?

00:51:51.120 Concerts, or...

00:51:52.320 Um...

00:51:53.240 Well, the last, like, concert thing I've been to is when I went to, uh, your comedy show.

00:52:01.800 That was the last concert I went to.

00:52:03.380 Was it real?

00:52:04.000 Yeah.

00:52:05.000 Thanks, dude.

00:52:06.360 That was nice of you to come to.

00:52:08.020 Mm-hmm.

00:52:08.460 Remember, we brought you up on stage, too.

00:52:10.680 Got you a little practice in front of the crowd.

00:52:14.180 Um...

00:52:14.700 Well, thanks for coming, man.

00:52:16.120 I gotta come to one of your events.

00:52:17.480 Mm-hmm.

00:52:17.760 It's only fair, huh?

00:52:18.920 Mm-hmm.

00:52:20.060 What's something you do when you...

00:52:21.100 Is there something you're throwing every year you're gonna start throwing?

00:52:23.220 Maybe, like, a certain event.

00:52:24.860 Like, maybe, um...

00:52:26.560 I wanna do my own podcast.

00:52:28.420 Oh, you do?

00:52:30.220 Rizmas in July or something.

00:52:32.020 Stand on Rizness.

00:52:33.660 It's you going and helping out, uh...

00:52:36.200 Like, lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood businesses.

00:52:42.480 You know?

00:52:43.060 I could see...

00:52:43.680 Because it seems like you really like to be helpful to people.

00:52:45.680 Is that true?

00:52:46.360 Mm-hmm.

00:52:46.380 Yeah.

00:52:47.120 I think I can see that in your heart, and so I think that would be neat.

00:52:49.720 If there's, like, a young, young person starting a business, and you roll up and you add some

00:52:53.940 Riz to it.

00:52:54.660 Mm-hmm.

00:52:55.220 And you know I have a hidden talent?

00:52:58.460 I can crack my jaw.

00:53:00.140 You can?

00:53:04.020 I can kind of...

00:53:04.980 I can crack it.

00:53:06.500 Try it one more time.

00:53:09.200 I'm not sure if you can hear it, but, like...

00:53:11.420 I can hear it.

00:53:12.560 I can hear...

00:53:13.160 I can...

00:53:13.960 I can almost hear it.

00:53:17.120 Oh, yeah.

00:53:19.820 Earlier, I cracked my neck, and it was like...

00:53:22.420 Yeah.

00:53:24.240 It feels good, huh?

00:53:25.100 My soul almost left my body.

00:53:26.940 Dude, come on.

00:53:27.980 You're out.

00:53:29.000 But, dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers.

00:53:31.740 It creeps me out.

00:53:32.960 You know, when people crack their fingers, like, what are you doing?

00:53:35.940 Get some vitamins or whatever.

00:53:37.840 You're falling apart out of here, and I got to listen to it.

00:53:40.640 When you look back on your life, are there some...

00:53:42.680 What's maybe a choice you wish you'd have made differently when you look back on your life?

00:53:51.340 Um...

00:53:51.660 Mm-hmm.

00:53:53.920 But is there, like, something you're like, ah, maybe I could have done that a little different,

00:53:56.960 or maybe I wish I hadn't done that?

00:53:59.140 Um, when I lost a Fortnite match.

00:54:01.440 Yeah.

00:54:02.180 Yeah.

00:54:03.040 Burned you, huh?

00:54:03.640 And, like, I tried to do a strategy, and then I tried to do that strategy, and it didn't work.

00:54:10.380 Ugh.

00:54:11.780 That happens a lot in life.

00:54:13.120 I think if you have a strategy for something, it doesn't pan out.

00:54:15.500 Yeah.

00:54:15.960 You know?

00:54:17.580 Um, one day you got to get your mother probably a nice gift.

00:54:21.440 You know, once guys kind of make it in the industry, they got to get their mother something,

00:54:24.980 you know?

00:54:25.620 Which is something you think your mother would really like from you, you know?

00:54:29.140 A necklace?

00:54:30.640 Ooh.

00:54:31.040 I like that, huh?

00:54:34.600 What would it have on it, or say on it, or would it be, maybe have something written

00:54:38.680 on it, or something?

00:54:40.400 I don't know.

00:54:41.780 Yeah.

00:54:42.220 Maybe it would be, like, a diamond, like, inside of a ring.

00:54:45.600 Yeah.

00:54:46.460 Like, but, like, the ring is, like, around the diamond, and you know how, it's not like

00:54:51.340 there's a ring, and then the diamond is outside of it.

00:54:53.720 It's a diamond, and then the ring is, like, it's like Saturn.

00:54:58.220 The ring is around the diamond.

00:55:00.180 Oh, pretty cool.

00:55:02.080 It's a good idea.

00:55:02.540 I could see you doing jewelry.

00:55:04.080 Mm-hmm.

00:55:04.640 You know?

00:55:06.240 Doing a jewelry shop, maybe?

00:55:09.760 I like that.

00:55:11.940 If you had to sell one dessert for the rest of your life to people, what would it be,

00:55:15.680 you think?

00:55:15.980 Um, I think what mine would be.

00:55:24.440 Brownies.

00:55:25.180 God, come on.

00:55:27.220 My Mima makes the best brownies.

00:55:29.620 God.

00:55:30.820 Does she, what does she put in them?

00:55:33.120 I don't know.

00:55:35.480 And what does she like to do?

00:55:36.600 Does she play cards, or what does she do?

00:55:40.360 Come on.

00:55:42.140 What are we doing?

00:55:43.360 I know, huh?

00:55:44.240 I'm going to let you crack my neck in a second.

00:55:46.540 Those things look good.

00:55:48.300 Yeah.

00:55:49.660 Um, what are some things you think, like, you're an older brother.

00:55:52.300 I want to, I want to, uh, I want to know a little bit before, before the fame, a couple

00:55:55.920 questions.

00:55:56.580 Were you a Miss Rachel fan before the fame?

00:55:58.500 Do you remember her?

00:55:59.840 Oh, my God.

00:56:00.640 I hate Miss Rachel.

00:56:02.980 You know why?

00:56:04.040 Why?

00:56:04.560 Because, right, I was, like, watching Netflix with Big Justice.

00:56:09.280 Yeah.

00:56:09.500 And then I sat on the remote by accident, and Miss Rachel turned on.

00:56:14.480 And I was just, like, staring at her, like, and then Cousin Angel came up behind me,

00:56:18.900 and was like, you have a crush, I'll be Rachel.

00:56:21.160 I'm like, no, I don't.

00:56:23.140 And then, like.

00:56:25.000 So they were pressing you about her.

00:56:26.480 Yeah.

00:56:26.860 Yeah, so that made you feel uncomfortable then, a little bit.

00:56:29.780 Yeah, she seemed like a sweet lady.

00:56:31.740 Yeah.

00:56:32.220 But you weren't tapped in.

00:56:33.400 You weren't watching Miss Rachel videos and stuff before you blew up.

00:56:37.440 True.

00:56:37.900 You were not, right?

00:56:39.140 My baby cousin, he's, like, one years old, he watches Miss Rachel.

00:56:45.120 Okay, so some people are watching it in the neighborhood.

00:56:47.780 Okay.

00:56:48.420 Fair, fair.

00:56:49.360 You know what I like watching?

00:56:51.280 What?

00:56:51.840 Cocoa Melon.

00:56:52.700 What is it?

00:56:53.680 Cocoa Melon.

00:56:54.200 Oh, yeah.

00:56:55.780 It's kind of, it's just kind of passive watching, right?

00:56:58.260 It's easy.

00:56:59.100 Like, say, like, I watch a scary movie, like, in the middle of the night.

00:57:03.420 I'm like, oh, I turn off the, I turn off the TV, put on every light in my house, turn back on the TV, watch Cocoa Melon.

00:57:11.280 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:57:13.060 Oh, you're definitely, you're definitely a regular American right there.

00:57:18.120 And now a scary movie could just be the news even, and people can't even handle it.

00:57:21.480 I heard they made a live action.

00:57:23.820 Nuh-uh.

00:57:24.920 Who played Cocoa Melon?

00:57:26.740 Oh, I think it's right there.

00:57:28.400 That one.

00:57:30.060 That one?

00:57:30.720 Yes, I think it.

00:57:32.840 I think so.

00:57:34.220 I, I, well, I heard a rumor that there was a live action one.

00:57:38.740 Huh.

00:57:39.480 That'd be cool to go see.

00:57:41.880 Um, do you remember what your first word was?

00:57:45.960 Ah, Rizzler.

00:57:48.380 Gotta be.

00:57:49.200 Yeah, Rizzler.

00:57:50.180 Yeah.

00:57:50.400 That was my first word.

00:57:51.680 I mean, yeah, if anything else fell out of your mouth, people would be shocked, you know?

00:57:55.740 Um, I know that you've been doing some acting recently, you have a deal with Hardee's, right?

00:58:01.920 Mm-hmm.

00:58:02.520 You were doing a commercial whenever I freaking saw you in Nashville.

00:58:05.620 Let's take a peek at it, can we?

00:58:06.880 Beautiful, sunny day at the pool.

00:58:10.660 There was only one thing that could make the day better.

00:58:14.260 Now look at that there.

00:58:16.140 The Rizzler knew what he had to do.

00:58:18.020 Have you, have you ever seen Sandlot?

00:58:20.020 Yeah.

00:58:20.460 This is like the part with the lifeguard, but instead I ate the burger.

00:58:23.780 His plan was in motion.

00:58:29.460 Hmm.

00:58:30.580 Watch this, watch this, watch this.

00:58:32.040 Wait, look at me.

00:58:34.700 I turn upside down.

00:58:35.640 Dang, Rizzler.

00:58:37.300 Oh.

00:58:42.920 Wow.

00:58:43.320 Wow.

00:58:43.380 Nice execution, RizzDog.

00:58:53.300 Yeah.

00:58:54.160 Yeah.

00:58:56.300 This message is approved by the Rizzler.

00:58:59.200 Yeah, dude.

00:59:01.060 You did a good job, man.

00:59:03.080 Yeah.

00:59:03.980 Do you feel overwhelmed that day or do you feel like everything was kind of manageable?

00:59:07.740 It was actually pretty nice.

00:59:09.780 Really?

00:59:10.060 And it was, it kind of reminded me of my, uh, uh, what's it called?

00:59:16.780 Booking.com commercial.

00:59:18.520 Mm-hmm.

00:59:19.720 Oh, so it's just reminding you of other acting you've done.

00:59:21.720 Yeah.

00:59:22.040 Yeah.

00:59:22.520 Do you feel like acting is something else you want to do in your life?

00:59:24.920 Mm-hmm.

00:59:25.400 Yeah?

00:59:26.040 What makes you feel that?

00:59:27.340 What gives you that calling kind of?

00:59:29.480 Mm.

00:59:30.620 I'm just good at it.

00:59:31.980 Mm.

00:59:32.400 Yeah.

00:59:33.420 If you weren't an actor, what would you be then, you think?

00:59:36.420 Uh, comedian.

00:59:37.920 Because I'm funny.

00:59:39.080 Yeah.

00:59:39.480 Yeah, right on.

00:59:41.660 Dude, that's cool, bro.

00:59:43.400 But I would only, like, do shows, like, once a year.

00:59:46.940 Yeah.

00:59:47.440 Yeah.

00:59:47.780 Special event.

00:59:48.480 Or, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:50.460 Or, like, once a month or something like that.

00:59:52.680 I don't know.

00:59:53.480 Once a month is too crazy, but, like.

00:59:56.360 But four times a year.

00:59:58.880 Yeah, four times a year.

01:00:00.880 At least.

01:00:02.360 At least.

01:00:02.940 Wait, like, when you do your comedy shows, like, when, when is your favorite time to,

01:00:08.980 like, do comedy shows?

01:00:11.040 Probably in the evening for sure.

01:00:13.320 Yeah.

01:00:13.960 If you do it too early, I think a lot of, but if you want people to come to the show, a

01:00:17.960 lot of them are at work during the day.

01:00:20.000 So, you have to wait till they get off work.

01:00:21.640 So, usually they can get there by, like, seven.

01:00:23.760 Mm-hmm.

01:00:24.260 See a show.

01:00:25.420 So, that's pretty fun.

01:00:26.560 Like, do you do a lot of comedy shows?

01:00:29.160 No.

01:00:29.480 Yeah.

01:00:30.420 I'll probably do maybe a hundred something a year.

01:00:35.160 So, I've done a lot.

01:00:36.020 That's good.

01:00:36.720 That's good.

01:00:37.980 Thanks, man.

01:00:39.360 Yeah.

01:00:39.800 It's not, you know, I'm not where I want to be.

01:00:41.560 Yeah.

01:00:42.720 But it's like, you know, everybody is trying to put, put the pieces together.

01:00:48.140 When you see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling in something, what's

01:00:51.600 some of your suggestion you give them?

01:00:53.000 Some advice you give them?

01:00:54.640 Um, I'd just say you're Riz Proof.

01:00:58.540 They're Riz Proof.

01:00:59.520 You're Riz Proof.

01:01:00.540 Yeah.

01:01:01.020 You're Riz Approved.

01:01:02.160 Oh.

01:01:02.720 You're Riz Approved.

01:01:03.740 Do you say Riz Approof?

01:01:05.740 Yeah.

01:01:06.080 Well, then they would have no Riz, because they're Riz Proof.

01:01:09.560 I, I, I misheard you.

01:01:12.220 That's like having a bulletproof vest.

01:01:14.660 But it stops Riz.

01:01:15.980 Yeah.

01:01:16.460 You don't want that.

01:01:17.620 No.

01:01:18.180 Riz Approved.

01:01:19.020 That's like saying you have a bulletproof vest, and then a knife can cut through it.

01:01:22.640 I know.

01:01:25.180 Sorry, I even woke up today.

01:01:27.540 You know?

01:01:28.500 But, but yeah, Riz Proof is best.

01:01:30.600 Yeah.

01:01:31.840 All right, man.

01:01:32.620 Riz Approof.

01:01:33.740 Sorry.

01:01:34.700 Riz Approof.

01:01:35.440 Riz Approved.

01:01:37.520 Yes.

01:01:39.380 Is this podcast Riz Approved, man?

01:01:41.200 Yes.

01:01:41.920 Respect.

01:01:42.520 A hundred percent.

01:01:43.180 Well, if I can help you on a podcast or something sometime, or if I can give you any thoughts

01:01:46.720 or ideas or anything like that, happy to share them.

01:01:49.780 Who's somebody you would want to interview on your podcast, do you think, if you started

01:01:52.800 one?

01:01:54.020 This guy, his name is Ben Hasler.

01:01:56.160 He's a YouTuber.

01:01:57.140 Mm-hmm.

01:01:58.180 Ben Haslet?

01:01:59.200 Ben Hasler.

01:02:00.540 Ben Azalart.

01:02:01.840 Ben Azalart?

01:02:03.360 Yeah.

01:02:04.180 I call him Ben Hasler, but.

01:02:06.400 Ben Azalart?

01:02:07.120 There he is.

01:02:07.540 It's the same thing.

01:02:08.740 Oh, he looks like a fun guy, huh?

01:02:10.500 Yeah.

01:02:11.900 I love his videos.

01:02:13.320 They're so fun.

01:02:14.260 Ben Azalart.

01:02:15.460 Thanks for putting me on, bro.

01:02:16.480 That looks good.

01:02:17.760 And Jeremy Hutchins is another guy, I guess.

01:02:19.800 Oh, yeah, Jeremy Hutchins.

01:02:21.980 So that's one of his.

01:02:23.120 That's his.

01:02:23.920 Jeremy Hutchins is, like, there's this thing, it's called the Amp Squad.

01:02:28.700 Mm-hmm.

01:02:29.020 It's a bunch of, it's like all their friends and they all do content.

01:02:33.540 Oh, bet.

01:02:34.520 Sometimes together and sometimes not.

01:02:36.620 And do they play soccer, too?

01:02:38.280 Yeah.

01:02:38.860 Yeah.

01:02:39.820 Look, that's the Amp Squad.

01:02:41.640 Dang.

01:02:43.040 Rizzer, you need your own freaking Amp Squad, dude.

01:02:45.540 Oh, my gosh.

01:02:48.600 You got to get one of those people from, I love him.

01:02:50.040 I didn't know Brie was in the Amp Squad.

01:02:52.520 You have to get one of them.

01:02:52.980 That means I'm in the Amp Squad because I met Brie.

01:02:56.260 Is that how you get in?

01:02:57.380 Yeah.

01:02:57.880 The girl in the middle.

01:02:59.840 Oh, you're in.

01:03:01.780 Dude, call him.

01:03:03.060 Have him send you a check.

01:03:04.460 Yeah.

01:03:05.420 Now, do you keep a piggy bank at home?

01:03:07.200 I know you probably made a little bit of money over the years.

01:03:09.000 Would you save it up or what are you doing?

01:03:10.800 Um.

01:03:12.880 Well, I used to have this piggy bank.

01:03:15.000 It was Superman.

01:03:16.200 Mm-hmm.

01:03:16.900 And you know where the Superman logo is?

01:03:19.480 Yeah.

01:03:19.860 Every time he would put a coin in the cape, it would play the soundtrack.

01:03:26.460 Nice.

01:03:27.140 And then, you know what my cousin would do when he came over?

01:03:31.980 Oh.

01:03:32.240 He kept putting coins in the thing all day.

01:03:36.300 No, all night because he slept over.

01:03:38.520 And I couldn't go to sleep.

01:03:40.280 Oh, just kidding.

01:03:40.760 Because he kept playing the soundtrack.

01:03:42.740 Yeah.

01:03:42.960 And the soundtrack is like two minutes.

01:03:45.380 Oh.

01:03:46.560 You're like, dude.

01:03:48.100 Yeah.

01:03:48.420 Things are super, but let's get a little shut-eye.

01:03:51.200 You know?

01:03:52.200 Oh.

01:03:53.380 Dude, sometimes cousins, that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude.

01:03:56.400 Yeah.

01:03:56.840 I think, yeah.

01:03:57.620 Today's my cousin's birthday, actually.

01:04:00.280 Well, let's say happy birthday to him.

01:04:01.620 What's his name?

01:04:02.520 Julian.

01:04:03.440 Julian.

01:04:03.800 Julian, we want to let you know, man, happy birthday.

01:04:08.420 Yeah.

01:04:08.860 Happy birthday with the gloves.

01:04:10.440 Happy birthday.

01:04:10.660 Now I'm going to take them off because my hands are sweaty.

01:04:12.660 Yeah.

01:04:13.020 My hands are sweaty, too.

01:04:15.000 But we had a good time.

01:04:16.760 Look at my hand.

01:04:17.700 Let me see it.

01:04:18.820 It's glossy.

01:04:19.840 Look.

01:04:20.640 Look at the inside of this glove.

01:04:21.900 Oh, that thing's damp, huh?

01:04:24.500 Oh, Lord.

01:04:25.640 Oh, my God.

01:04:27.160 Look at that.

01:04:28.660 That thing's damp.

01:04:29.880 We're going to save that.

01:04:30.600 We're going to auction that off.

01:04:32.660 Some politician will buy it.

01:04:36.120 Anyway, Rizla, great to see you, man.

01:04:40.720 Nice to see you.

01:04:41.840 And thank you for coming to my comedy show, dude.

01:04:43.660 That was really nice of you.

01:04:44.520 I didn't even realize that.

01:04:45.460 And also, before I go, I'm not sure if a lot of people know this, but I have a birthmark

01:04:50.920 on my hand.

01:04:51.960 Oh, I didn't know it.

01:04:52.640 I just want to get that out there.

01:04:55.320 You got it.

01:04:55.920 Let me get a gander at it, huh?

01:04:58.420 Oh, yeah.

01:04:59.080 You sure it's a birthmark?

01:05:00.220 You sure?

01:05:01.620 Sure.

01:05:03.260 Yeah, what am I even, what am I asking the Rizla if he's sure about something?

01:05:07.160 He wouldn't open his mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about.

01:05:10.160 Well, man, cheers to many more bike tricks.

01:05:13.200 Cheers to a lot of, another year of great energy.

01:05:16.280 The fourth grade you're pulling up in, you know?

01:05:20.000 Are you scared about, are there like girls in the fourth grade or that's not?

01:05:27.160 Yeah.

01:05:27.960 Yeah, maybe, yeah.

01:05:33.440 Good luck out there, brother.

01:05:35.600 That's what we're going to say.

01:05:36.420 Stay hydrated.

01:05:37.620 Oh, yeah.

01:05:38.860 That's my first sip right there.

01:05:40.500 Hey, look.

01:05:43.780 You have as much as you want, you know?

01:05:47.200 We got more where that came from.

01:05:48.660 But congratulations on all the success and I hope to see you whenever you have a comedy show.

01:05:56.420 You invite me out over there, all right?

01:05:57.660 Okay.

01:05:58.620 All right.

01:05:59.080 And happy birthday, Julian.

01:06:01.740 Yeah.

01:06:02.300 Pay us the money you owe us, huh?

01:06:04.360 Yeah.

01:06:06.000 Now, you better be nice to me.

01:06:08.140 Yeah, you better be nice to him.

01:06:10.180 Thank you, brother.

01:06:10.920 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze.

01:06:14.960 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:06:17.920 I must be cornerstone.

01:06:23.020 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:06:28.560 And I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take...

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 05, 2025

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