This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #624

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00:00:59.420 much for your support. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's been on the show before

00:01:06.340 and there's nobody quite like him. He's America's little brother. I think that's who he is. And I'm

00:01:14.920 grateful today to get to spend time with my friend, Sketch.

00:01:19.360 Um, all right. Let's do our best here. Would you, uh, yeah, a lot's happened since you were,

00:01:44.260 since we, you and I hung out, man. Yeah. It's been a, it's been a rollercoaster. You were,

00:01:48.560 you were just over at Ole Miss I saw. Yeah. I've been trying to do like a college tour where I go

00:01:53.140 around, kind of do tailgates and then like stream from the field. I'm trying to like, uh, I mean,

00:01:58.740 I just kind of like watching college football. So just trying to make it the job pretty much like

00:02:03.560 that. That's kind of, uh, where I want to make it like the, like, like Pat, how Pat McAfee just like

00:02:08.940 does whatever on ESPN, but just do that for my job. I don't know. I'm in the middle of like a,

00:02:15.020 of, uh, just trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah. He's got to, sometimes it's hard to think

00:02:20.640 about longterm. Yeah. Well, I think I know like we were last time we kind of talked like,

00:02:27.240 like a lot or whatever it had been, you've been thinking about getting in a streaming, you know?

00:02:31.820 Yeah. And I think you were kind of like trying to figure out what that was going to be like.

00:02:35.400 Has that been a good experience overall? Um, it's been a good experience. It's just

00:02:38.800 like streaming. It's like, so like instant gratification. So it like, can be like,

00:02:44.240 I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point. Like, cause like people need to sit there

00:02:49.680 and like, uh, kind of like you're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of

00:02:55.600 like viewers and stuff like that. And like, uh, that's like the only downside, but besides that,

00:02:59.620 it's a fun job. I really do whatever, whatever. So when people ask me, like they asked me on a TV

00:03:05.640 show, they're like, what do you, what do you do? I was like, um, I just hang out with my friends

00:03:11.040 pretty much and just stream it. Yeah. And what are some things that we don't even recognize that

00:03:17.380 streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like what are some things like,

00:03:21.640 um, like does your back hurt after it? Or are there things where like, uh, it's, uh, it's smelling

00:03:28.720 like shit. And then when people come up to you, why are you streaming in, uh, outdoors?

00:03:33.580 No, you, well, you just start smelling you like, I, you just get pit smell. You get like bad breath

00:03:38.920 smell from talking all the time. And then people come up to you and it's like, Oh, I try to,

00:03:44.180 I try to keep my arms like this. The tighter I am, the probably the more I smell, the more I smell.

00:03:50.000 And when I, I, you can't refute smelling bad on the internet.

00:03:53.620 You can't? I don't think so. Like what do you mean by that? I don't understand. You can't refute it?

00:03:58.060 If someone, if someone says that you smell bad or if there's a clip of you getting, say someone

00:04:01.920 going like to your, do your breath, like doing that, everyone's going to think you have bad

00:04:07.780 breath for the, probably like the rest of your life. Yeah. Dude, my friend, uh, his breath was

00:04:14.960 just disgusting, dude. And he knew it and he liked it. He liked it having bad breath? He liked it,

00:04:21.660 you know? He'd be like, you want this shit smoke? And he'd just breathe right on you. He'd come,

00:04:26.420 yeah, come up behind you or like on the edge of you and just hit you with something. Oh,

00:04:31.020 it's like a shit storm almost. Yeah. He was just like a little duty sniper kind of. No,

00:04:36.100 duty sniper. Yeah. He would just fucking blast you out with it. And his girl, dude, he ended up

00:04:41.120 dating a girl that had bad breath. And it was like, fuck, they loved that shit. It was like a more of a

00:04:46.360 probably acquired taste thing. I think once you go there, it's like, uh, and you

00:04:51.520 somebody else meets you. I bet it's nice to, first of all, you never have to brush your teeth,

00:04:55.020 right? Your breath stinks. So people don't come and bother you all the time. If people

00:04:58.740 know your breath stinks, people leave you alone, dude. It is. That's it. But that's

00:05:03.560 probably one of the positives. If you don't like being talked to him. And then three, if

00:05:08.680 you have, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just

00:05:11.760 chewing on each other's fucking faces, like a couple little fucking rabid little shit

00:05:16.780 ponies or whatever. I bet that shit's hype. The worst thing I've ever done to my lady

00:05:21.960 is I would eat, uh, wasabi peas right before bed and I wouldn't drink any water and it would

00:05:28.740 like kind of collect over here. And then in the morning in, I, I gave her a kiss and it,

00:05:35.660 and that, that, that was the first time I've seen a look of, of rancid, a rancid look of

00:05:41.820 smell, like smell from her. I, I almost, I, it was almost gave her the ick. That's that

00:05:49.100 oral Iwo Jima you hit her with, huh? It is. It's scary though. That's the, that's the one

00:05:53.760 of the things that you can't, you can't have bad breath or you're, it's ruined. Like for

00:05:58.740 me, for me, if you've like, you blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn't be able to get

00:06:04.580 over it for a while. I dated a girl who breath smelled like ham a little bit, like, or a little

00:06:09.360 bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you'd be around her and every now and then you'd

00:06:13.420 get a hit of ham. She probably has like a, like a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then

00:06:18.980 just rocks it for the rest of the day. I don't know. She didn't seem like a big breakfast

00:06:22.800 eater, but I just, there was always this faint sense of ham. And there were moments where

00:06:26.800 I liked it, like if we were outdoors and stuff, but I was, if I was at a movie and like every

00:06:32.660 like seven or eight minutes, you just smell a little bit of ham. It would just make me

00:06:36.200 just, I don't know. Give you a little nausea. It bummed me out. And you can't say to somebody,

00:06:41.040 Hey, your, your breath smells like ham. You need to fix this. Yeah. Cause then they're

00:06:45.960 like, Oh, you're crazy. Dude. Do I look like a prison person with these? No, I, I do like

00:06:50.760 the, I do like the, the revealing of the ankles. It looks like you should almost have like a

00:06:55.780 ankle bracelet on or something. Ooh, I got to get one. We should get friendship bracelets.

00:06:59.640 I got to get something like that. Get something on her, on your ankle. I noticed your swag

00:07:03.500 is up, dude. You chained out, huh? Yeah. I went to Johnny Dang one time. How much was

00:07:07.540 that? This one was 30. Ooh, that's beautiful. Yeah. But I was doing it in celebration. I'm

00:07:13.440 from Houston. So everyone has, it's like, it's like a thing to do there. Yeah. You got

00:07:16.760 to do it. It's part of the culture. Would you ever, what's like you, would you ever buy

00:07:19.780 jewelry? No, I bought these glasses or I paid for two pairs. They said it was get one

00:07:24.520 free, but, uh, what's like your biggest thing you indulge on then? Probably. You collect

00:07:30.020 anything? No, man. I don't, I got to get some good hobbies, dude. I got to get some

00:07:36.100 good stuff popping. Um, I've been going to a lot of football games too. That's been like

00:07:39.440 my new hobby. Yeah, it is. It's fun. It's so much fun, dude. Did you get to see Lane

00:07:43.220 Kiffin down there? I wanted to, I didn't want to go to Sturman, but he, but he DMed me afterwards

00:07:47.900 like, you should have said, what's up? And I was like, I figured you were busy. I was

00:07:51.880 like, I'm not going to go put a camera up in the coach's face. Bro, Lane is like, he's

00:07:57.440 one of a kind. Dude, I feel like he might've tried to set me up on a date with his ex wife,

00:08:01.500 dude. Really? Is she good? Is she good looking? Yeah. She's, she's really good. And you're

00:08:07.020 not, you're not dating Diego Pavia's mom, right? Yeah. No, they, it just never got set up

00:08:13.180 really. I feel like I've tried to make myself available. You know, I just don't know. Um,

00:08:19.760 just can't get a clear answer from her, you know? And also he and I are friends. I don't

00:08:24.380 want to upset the friendship. I don't want to like sit him down and have a talk with him,

00:08:27.660 you know, like clean your room. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I don't even know.

00:08:32.200 That would be a little wild, but yeah. So, so it's like, uh, you know, I don't want to

00:08:36.500 press the issue. She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends, you know?

00:08:40.240 Yeah. I just saw it at Tik TOK. So I figured, so you're, you're, so you're dating around or

00:08:46.180 what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you do? You just, yeah. 2025, I've been looking

00:08:49.760 for love. It was supposed to be 2020. Why? I was supposed to find a wife this year, but

00:08:53.740 it hasn't happened. What's your, what's your, dude, I think Lane was trying to set me up

00:08:56.580 with his fricking ex-wife, dude. He put us in a group chat, right? And then he's like,

00:09:01.300 I'll leave you two alone. And he left the group chat. Oh my God. Welcome to the sip.

00:09:09.080 Did it work? Miss Simi ladies are nice. Oh, she's a Florida girl. Actually. I do know

00:09:15.600 that. There she is right there. Beautiful lady. Layla. Look at Lane, dude. God, he

00:09:21.680 look, he looks like he used to own a horse or something. Did you shoot? Did you shoot

00:09:25.040 a shot or would you? No, I didn't. Cause I can't really tell what's going on. So I'm

00:09:29.960 going to check in and see what's up. But yeah, that was just a crazy thing. He's like, I'll

00:09:34.920 leave you two alone. And then he exited. It's like, like Homer Simpson, just fading

00:09:39.540 into the bush and left you, left you there to try to find marriage. You say,

00:09:45.580 dude, you don't get on any apps. I'm not on the apps. You on them? Um, no, I got a

00:09:51.200 girlfriend. Oh, you got a girlfriend. Yeah. We live together. It's pretty. What? Yes.

00:09:57.060 Dude. When I saw you last time, you were barely drinking enough water. Remember your kidneys

00:10:00.180 were bad. Yeah. But it's still, my kidneys still suck. It is. It's cause you're not drinking

00:10:04.580 any water. I'm drinking water now. I'm trying to, I've been drinking less. I've been drinking

00:10:09.100 less. Less water? No, less alcohol. Oh good. More water. Dude. Remember when I saw you in Florida,

00:10:14.020 you were just like kind of glitching by the curtains the last time I saw you. And it

00:10:16.920 was, I was like, get that guy a cup of water. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta keep filling

00:10:20.480 that bubble. I know. Once I start feeling a pain in my kidney, it feels like a kidney

00:10:23.680 stone. Yeah. Oh, you're going to roll dice out of that bitch. One of these days. You're

00:10:27.620 going to hopefully I'll roll a lucky seven or something. I feel like it's, this thing's

00:10:33.480 going to fucking, I don't know. I only got one kidney, so I got to take care of it. Yeah.

00:10:39.160 That's what I'm saying. You down to that one bubbler, homie, you gotta, you have to stay

00:10:42.940 hydrated. Dude, imagine if you saw a fish tank, right? And there's an inch of water in it

00:10:47.400 and the fish are trying to live in there. That's pretty much what's going on because

00:10:51.560 every time I pee, it's really hot and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the

00:10:56.240 comments and they release, I just don't go to the doctor a lot. Do you, do you, do you do

00:11:01.420 that? I want to go online. You can be, you can get on there easy and be like, Hey, what's up?

00:11:05.280 Tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener at the same time. Bro, they'll, dude,

00:11:10.720 show me. Does your kidney and your wiener, is that the same doctor or is that different

00:11:13.820 doctors you think? These days it's all in one, dude. You can go to a dude who will fucking

00:11:17.420 prescribe you. He'll, they'll email you a fucking quarter blood. They'll email you a little

00:11:23.260 bit of TRT, a pack of fucking breath, man. So fucking, they'll handle it all. They got

00:11:27.500 it all handled? Dude, it's a one-stop shop. I was, I was in Mexico and you can, you

00:11:31.720 can get like, what's, what's the HG8? Is it HGH? The health, is health growth hormone

00:11:37.360 where you get jacked or whatever? You can get that. You can just get it. Oh yeah. Oh,

00:11:42.160 there's a cream now too. They'll rub it on you. Have you tried it before? HGH? No. I've

00:11:46.420 never, I can't try cause I have one kidney. So I'll just be skinny fat for the rest of

00:11:51.460 my life. I like kind of like just have this awkward build. Yeah, but it's a solid build.

00:11:56.860 I think. One thing that gets me is my nipples like are kind of like off centered because

00:12:01.480 I, I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So right now it's like, I'm a little

00:12:07.540 lopsided that or have scoliosis. Oh yeah. Remember school? Did they ever check at your, for scoliosis

00:12:13.040 at your school? Yeah. They checked for that a little bit more. Oh really? No, I'm just

00:12:16.740 kidding. Yeah. Sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like, that's not

00:12:20.380 scoliosis. This guy's a pedophile, you know? That's not scoliosis at all, dude. If

00:12:28.200 somebody was rubbing his crotch while you're like, while you're taking your. Yeah, he's

00:12:32.380 doing, he's doing one of these. Yeah. It could get, it could get, sometimes a doctor, you know,

00:12:38.340 they walk, they walk the line between being creepy and, well, not creepy, but. Oh, definitely

00:12:45.780 dude. It's, it's, it's scary out there. Dude, I remember one, we used to have one in our town

00:12:49.740 and he'd be like, he'd hold your penis while you coughed or whatever. And he wouldn't

00:12:52.700 even report anything back to you. That's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts.

00:12:56.940 Is he really? Was he just grabbing straight dong? Yeah, dude. He's just grabbing a Twinkie?

00:13:02.880 Yeah, dude. Grabbing the nuts is crazy. Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts

00:13:06.900 or what? If you're, if you're with a doctor? I'm pretty sure. I don't know what's supposed

00:13:10.320 to come down, but I think something from your intestines like comes to your sack and it moves.

00:13:15.380 Ugh. If I, if somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze, I'll fucking

00:13:20.320 punch them. I feel like that's like a trend though, that they don't do anymore. I'm feeling

00:13:23.780 like you have to go to school and they don't, they don't, you just have to do that to go

00:13:28.820 to school. Oh dude, when I was a kid, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere. They'd fucking polish

00:13:32.600 your asshole. They would fucking hold onto your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet

00:13:37.460 backwards. They had to fucking, they would rub both of these parts of your, under your,

00:13:42.380 until there were lumps. I'm like, there's nothing there. And they would rub them for

00:13:46.520 like 30 seconds as hard as fuck. And then just do all this. And then there would be shit

00:13:50.280 there. And then if all those lumps, every time someone tells you about those lumps, it

00:13:55.680 always just makes you schizophrenic. Cause there's all, it always, you're like, I can't tell

00:13:59.500 if this is a lump or not. This one says using both hands, gently roll each testicle between

00:14:04.280 your thumbs and fingers. Oh my God. So it'd be like, this is like you're shopping for avocados.

00:14:09.120 You're like Money Manziel. What? Right here. You look a little, little Johnny Manziel with

00:14:15.060 the, with the testes. Maybe that's what he's, maybe that's what Manziel was doing. Clip

00:14:18.560 that and send that to Johnny. Bro, watch this in 20 years, he's going to be doing testicular

00:14:22.240 cancer, like how to check for testicular cancer. Is that what he's checking for? And he's

00:14:26.660 going to be doing this? Yeah. Do they, I didn't know that. I thought it was like for, I don't

00:14:31.980 know what it was for. Oh, that's it, dude. And he's got a two on, two nuts. Don't forget.

00:14:35.880 That's exactly. Money Manziel, Dr. Manziel. He's great, man. I saw him down at, uh,

00:14:43.620 at the Vandy game, right? At Vandy versus Alabama. Yeah. I'm going to Alabama next weekend.

00:14:50.300 You are? Yeah. Have you been there to see a game? I've been in the facilities or not

00:14:55.340 the facility. I've been around Tuscaloosa. I haven't been to a game yet though. Oh dude.

00:14:59.400 It's that place is unbelievable to see a game. Yeah. There's a lot of great places. Neyland

00:15:04.300 is probably the, I mean, Neyland. Where's Neyland? What is Neyland? That's, uh, go Vols

00:15:11.460 University of Tennessee. Are you a Vols fan or a Vanderbilt fan? I'm both. Or are you

00:15:15.860 a Jersey slut? They're calling me a Jersey slut right now, but I'm just trying to get

00:15:19.120 free beers at the tails against. Why? Are you just showing up to every team? I rock home

00:15:23.500 team everywhere I go. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. I didn't graduate. I didn't graduate college.

00:15:27.840 Everyone in common is like, Oh, he graduated. He went to Mississippi state. It's like, I

00:15:31.680 went to four schools and I got no degrees. So it's, it's not like I've, I have a sense

00:15:37.000 of accomplishment at any of these places. Of course people. And the crazy thing is some

00:15:41.500 of these fan bases, they're like, there's people in the stands, like literally trying

00:15:44.280 to overdose. So their teams will win. They're like, you know what I'm saying? If we get to

00:15:47.700 fucking, if they get it in the end zone, I'm hitting that Narcan, you know, it's like,

00:15:51.380 it's a lot better than the NFL though. It's so much, it's so much funner. Yeah. Like

00:15:56.980 the vibe of it. Oh, college is the best. I remember when I was at Ole Miss, some kid

00:16:01.200 just, no, some grown adult. I was on the sideline, just gave me a beer. At Ole Miss?

00:16:09.060 At university, possibly. I don't know. Right. Can we say that? Yeah. I don't know. Dude,

00:16:14.140 I'm going to Ole Miss this weekend for a game. You are? Yeah. What the fuck? What's

00:16:17.660 game? Ole Miss versus Florida. Oh, are you going for the night game? Yeah.

00:16:26.900 Damn. It's going to be sick. I want to go to that game so bad. Have you, do you know

00:16:31.980 the lore, right? The lore? No, the lore about, oh, they didn't Kiff, they want Kiffin

00:16:37.900 there and all that shit. Well, Florida, everyone, all the Florida fans, I think that they're

00:16:43.460 going to get Lane Kiffin. Oh, you think they're going to be cheering, like trying to. Well,

00:16:47.220 the Ole Miss fans want to beat the shit out of Florida because they don't want Lane Kiffin

00:16:51.200 to leave. That's a good point. I didn't realize that's going to be the hype there. That's

00:16:54.960 probably the best job in the world right now is to be a college football coach that gets

00:16:58.540 fired. It's not going to be Lane Kiffin, but like, what was it, Brian Kelly got fired,

00:17:02.840 got like $60 million. Dude, yeah, that's, bro, we got to get fucking fired. We should start

00:17:08.060 a football team. Oh, yes. You could start with like a minor league team and work our way

00:17:14.780 up her. What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe? The Rattlers is kind

00:17:18.900 of raw. That was my little league baseball team name. Nuh-uh. I swear. Wow. We were

00:17:23.960 the baby cats. The baby cats? Yeah. I don't know if that's scary. Oh, we were horrible,

00:17:30.760 dude. We had one kid had the worst fucking asthma. We had to just, and you couldn't put

00:17:35.280 him in the sunlight because it activated it and shit. So we'd have to like, we'd adjust

00:17:39.440 the way the field was shaped so he could play a little. The whole thing was like, what the

00:17:42.620 fuck? We had a kid kind of like that, but it was more of like a kid that was almost

00:17:46.300 like Howie from Benchwarmers, like where like he couldn't really be in the sun. Yeah. Like

00:17:51.140 always had to wear long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that. I swear

00:17:55.740 there's one on every little league team. Yeah. What is this? Oh, that's Howie. That's him.

00:18:02.740 That's right there. That's Nick Swartzen right there who played him. Nick Swartzen's the best.

00:18:05.660 Oh, that's what I just realized that. What's Nick Swartzen right there? Um, do dairy roll?

00:18:13.960 Oh, do any kids ever try to press you on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no? It's

00:18:18.520 been chill. Um, no, they've always been chill because I wear the home Jersey. That's why.

00:18:22.620 Yeah. You gotta, you gotta play into the favoritism. So I haven't been pressed, but there's not really

00:18:28.180 a reason to press. I'm just bouncing around. And if someone like asked for a picture, I just

00:18:33.740 go, can I get a beer? I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the, it's a lot of,

00:18:39.860 it's a lot of people coming up to you. And are you having any water too? You're just having

00:18:43.480 beer mostly? A little bit. I did. I usually do it until I get heartburn. You drink it

00:18:49.160 until you get heartburn? Yeah. I get heart. I got, I got heartburn right now. I got here

00:18:54.320 at nine. I couldn't check into my hotel until four and I'm on Broadway. Oh yeah. But two

00:18:59.820 years ago I said, dude, start drinking water. I've been drinking water. It's the, it's

00:19:04.520 the, yeah, it's the, it's right here. It feels like I got shot in the stomach. I swear it's

00:19:09.800 in my, since I got my appendix removed. Damn. That's not, I think that's not a conspiracy.

00:19:15.740 That's why I don't go to the doctors. Half the shit they say is bullshit. Dude, of course,

00:19:20.080 dude, all you need is TikTok and a fucking good attitude and a cash app account and you can

00:19:26.540 fucking take care of yourself these days, dude. You did. Okay. This is like a true

00:19:30.140 story. Okay. But like, this is, this is like ever since like how people call me a lesbian

00:19:36.340 or whatever. Because of your looks or whatever? Yes. Because of my looks. It happens to me

00:19:40.240 sometimes too. Some lady the other day said, is that a wig on your head? But, but the doctor

00:19:44.740 made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney and the way my face looked and assumed

00:19:51.640 and told my parents that I would like, there was a high percentage chance that I was down,

00:19:55.400 down syndrome. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. I'm just saying like, cause the, cause the,

00:20:01.040 like, cause the, the, the look or because of someone said it's because like my, my eyes.

00:20:09.960 No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes of like, like almond eyes. Oh yeah. I forgot.

00:20:16.660 You do have that. Well, I just got to show you my baby picture, but that's why I don't believe

00:20:20.060 half the shit that they say. And then when I went to, if your eyes got that nut shape on them,

00:20:24.720 that's a lot of the signature. Yeah. Other than I got, one time I got my appendix removed and I'm

00:20:29.840 not kidding you to test to see if they would, like I had pain. They told me to jump when I had

00:20:36.440 appendicitis and I probably laughed, huh? I jumped and I like, was like almost shit myself. I was in

00:20:42.940 so much pain. And where'd you get your appendix removed? Who removed it? Um, was it a sanctioned

00:20:48.460 place? It was a sanctioned place. It was pretty great except for, I didn't know until after that

00:20:54.220 they put a catheter in. Hmm. Did you, I guess that's, they put a catheter in. That's a fucking

00:20:59.800 pervert. It's some, cause they go, I don't want somebody looking up my wiener. I'll tell

00:21:03.420 you what's up there. I've looked up there. Nothing buddy. Yeah. They have to have a, like

00:21:06.940 a use of really small needle to really get in there. But you dude, if you're not drinking

00:21:12.060 water, that's why they're doing all that shit, dude, because you're not drinking any water.

00:21:15.300 You're the human body's 95% water and you're out here fucking drinking Miller light and Kool-Aid

00:21:22.060 and shit. Um, that's because it's a weekend. You're out here drinking fucking, it's been

00:21:26.640 two years since I've seen you had the same problem, dude. You bring me to Nashville. You're

00:21:30.720 out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day. You bring me to Nashville and you said

00:21:33.920 you'd go down. Hotel one at an on the Broadway is awesome. And what is there to do? There is

00:21:39.900 just a, uh, like a, it looks like, so an invasion of, of, of bachelorette parties. I'd like,

00:21:46.940 Oh yeah. You'll see some thick and boots, baby. A lot of thickened boots. I know they're ready to

00:21:50.860 march for something, march our party. Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business in the hood,

00:21:55.880 dude. Yes. Was that tough? Was that a tough moment? Um, I don't, I didn't think I was in the

00:22:02.180 hood. We were, we, we, so the background of story for that was I was going to play, I was at

00:22:07.240 Russell Westbrook's old high school. And I, uh, was going to, I was going to, uh, I was going to

00:22:16.360 buy basketball shoes cause I had a basketball game and one of my mods met me there and was like,

00:22:21.820 Hey, can I, can you buy me these shoes? So I bought this kid's shoes. I walk out and this guy,

00:22:27.880 like it goes like, you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what? Then I was like, he's like,

00:22:34.780 you're in the wrong hood. And I saw he's, he was kind of fat. So I was like, you know what?

00:22:37.980 Fuck it. I'll push, I'll push back. So I said, what, what did I say?

00:22:42.460 Right now, bro. Thank you, bro. What do you, what do you think?

00:22:45.580 Hurry up and get up out of here. You're in the hood right now.

00:22:49.000 Wait, show it, what'd you say that again? Show him.

00:22:50.500 I said, you're in the trenches right now, bro. You need to hurry up and get out of here.

00:22:55.040 I expect you to see you.

00:22:57.200 Why don't give a fuck?

00:22:58.720 I can do.

00:23:00.020 Yeah.

00:23:01.360 He was, I, okay, I got him on camera so in case we got shot.

00:23:05.300 What kind of vehicle are you getting here? Are you part of a funeral procession?

00:23:08.540 No, it's, it's Uber. I got into the Uber black because it was just like, it was, it was,

00:23:15.580 it was an event that someone else threw. So they, they picked, they, they got the car for that.

00:23:20.500 Look at you getting in there. Like it's a funeral. Like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these new shoes

00:23:24.640 because, you know, Danny died or whatever.

00:23:27.320 I was honestly scared. I was going to get shot in the back there. I was like, please, please step on it.

00:23:33.480 Yeah. That dude was pressing you. That was, that didn't seem like a real guy. Go back to that guy.

00:23:37.440 I don't, I don't think, I think he was more, he was more joking back, back hindsight because he had

00:23:43.900 his phone out too. So I knew he wasn't like really pressing, but I, look, he hasn't even been in the

00:23:48.360 sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin. I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't

00:23:51.940 been in the sun and neither do other Mexican people. That is true. Okay. Bring up some really pale

00:23:58.660 Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay. First of all, they're actually, they're, I think they're,

00:24:03.580 I think half of, I think there's like a, like, it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale.

00:24:10.040 No, but those are some of the women. You have to keep the sun off of some of them because they

00:24:13.000 get pregnant and it can damage the child. Is that true? Or you just make that up?

00:24:16.940 Bro, you ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun? Like on the side of the road or whatever?

00:24:21.820 No way. That is true. That is true.

00:24:23.540 So I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time, but I also just, you know, hang out at

00:24:29.780 the club. So thank God, right? Well, I think it was good, good, good thing that they're not there.

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00:27:30.760 Um, what, uh, yeah, I'm trying to think of what else has been going on, dude. Oh, I saw that, um,

00:27:37.520 I saw that you, uh, that you stream a lot with Jinxie and Queso, huh? Yeah, those are my boys.

00:27:42.960 Yeah. If you could get Queso, that'd be sick. Is he a neat guy? He's awesome. Yeah? He just doesn't

00:27:48.420 like to fly and he never leaves the state of Arkansas. Ooh, I love Arkansas. That's where he lives

00:27:54.380 at? Yeah, he's, uh, he's really cool and so is Jinxie. Jinxie's like the realest person I've met in all

00:28:00.000 of content. Like we still call, we still talk all the time. Um, cause that was really, you guys

00:28:05.260 really popped off together, huh? Well, he, he found me at like around a thousand viewers. And then

00:28:11.900 like when I was with him, we'd get to like, I'd get to 10 when I was, when he was streaming,

00:28:17.220 he'd get like, it was like a times where he'd have a hundred thousand people. No way. So we would be

00:28:21.500 like, we, me and Jinxie'd be streaming together and like on his account, he'd have more viewers

00:28:25.560 in like Thursday night football, like on prime because it's on prime. And I was like, well,

00:28:31.440 that's, that's kind of what made us blow up. That's what's up, dude. But, uh, you, but

00:28:36.540 having fun, like just being like that with your friends and having fun, it's so much fun,

00:28:40.300 huh? It is pretty sick. It is, it is a dream job. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

00:28:46.440 Like, I feel like your job is like way harder. Like being a comedian, like you have to write,

00:28:53.300 you have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that. Like stream, you can just

00:28:57.000 go on and kind of like, and then what are the side effects of streaming? Like, do you

00:29:01.760 feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are

00:29:05.620 some things you said? Dehydration is one of the products of it. Bad breath. That's one

00:29:09.700 of them. But another one would probably be, uh, like deep, you kind of get like this is

00:29:13.940 maybe disassociate, disassociative. Like you see, like if some views on the clips, you're

00:29:18.740 like, you don't realize until you go in the real world and people like go like, well, I

00:29:23.240 saw you here. Like I saw, saw, saw you there. Like I, I, uh, I don't know. I was riding

00:29:30.600 on my, my bicycle today and someone just came up and it's like, what are you doing here?

00:29:36.840 Filming you? Yeah. Yeah. I think stuff like that's kind of strange, I think, but it's almost

00:29:41.460 like I thought about this the other day. There's so much content out there that like, I guess

00:29:47.500 for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming

00:29:50.520 people, then it's not weird if they start filming you. Yeah. No, it's not like, I don't

00:29:54.000 think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like what would you ask? Like the bad side

00:29:58.340 effects or the good side effects or like the negative? Sorry. I have peacock brain. No

00:30:04.080 worries. Uh, no, no, no. Yeah. What are some things that we don't see like about streaming?

00:30:07.400 That's tough. Like, cause there's a lot of people like, I want to stream, you know, I want

00:30:10.200 to be like a, um, you know, I want to be the next Foozie or whatever. RIP, but it's

00:30:16.140 like, Foozie's not dead. Foozie's not dead. No, he's reincarnated. He's jacked now. Sorry

00:30:23.260 to laugh. I just, I thought he was rip homie. Dang. No, if maybe you're thinking about, no,

00:30:29.140 this is him. He's jacked. Oh my God. He's alive. I don't care if he's jacked. Jesus, who gives

00:30:35.780 a shit? Dude, that's the problem with young people today. They're like, they don't even care

00:30:38.820 if somebody's alive or that. Like he's jacked. I always knew he was alive though. He's thriving.

00:30:44.380 He's doing better. That's not Montel Williams. What is on your algorithm? I would pay a million

00:30:49.180 dollars to download you. On RIP, dude. Hold on. On RIP, dog. On RIP him. Unripped Foozie,

00:30:53.940 homie. I didn't know. I knew it was a couple of times he died at a mall. He'd like, something

00:30:57.980 had happened. I knew there was, yeah. Somebody said he died near like a Build-A-Bear or like

00:31:01.180 near a Bed Bath and Beyond-A-Bear or something. Has anyone ever started? A lot of the stores

00:31:04.520 are merging now. You know, there's a Bed Bath and Beyond-A-Bear. I'm like, what the fuck

00:31:08.720 are we doing? That is a good idea though. Cause then you just converge or like, it's

00:31:14.320 like TV. Same five people own everything. Yeah. There's like a Bed Bath and Beyond-A-Baskin-Robbins

00:31:18.900 now, dude. And you're like, this is a fucking, but you go in there, it's just a Build-A-Bear

00:31:23.300 with sprinkles on it. It's nice though. It's like you go to, you go to Target and you can

00:31:27.920 get to go to CVS and you can go to Starbucks or something. Yeah. All in one, dude. You can go

00:31:32.380 in there, you can roller skate, you can eat, uh, some, uh, eventually weeds going to be

00:31:37.120 illegal everywhere. And I feel like it's going to be in CVS and every place is going to smell

00:31:40.840 like weed. You think so? But dude, how weird is it going to be? You're like, oh, look at

00:31:44.320 these motherfuckers. Look at these po motherfuckers smoking at CVS joint. You over to hit, you over

00:31:49.380 to hit, dude, that would be me. I'd be in the fucking parking lot. I'm in a Walgreens joint

00:31:54.200 with my wife, dude. I guess it's probably, I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make

00:31:59.720 weed, but it's gotta be cheap. Dude, look at the people that sell it, dude. When you think

00:32:03.720 about it, like when you're growing up to people that sold it, bro. I had some good,

00:32:07.860 I had some good, uh, plugs or. You did? Yeah, they were, they were, uh, they were actually

00:32:12.060 like. We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood. I had a lady that

00:32:16.200 would pull up and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you. And she'd drop off the

00:32:21.440 menu with whatever you wanted. And it like, she had her thing fully branded. Oh, that's

00:32:26.600 Houston though. That's some Houston shit. That's Houston shit. Ooh, let's put these glasses

00:32:29.920 on and be blind for a second. Look at these. Is this a blind test? Yeah. To see if you

00:32:34.000 can do it or not. I feel like Alan from the hangover. Are we, can you, how far can you

00:32:44.840 see? I can't see at all. I've, well, my vision was still asked, but I could, I could see pretty

00:32:49.400 like, you look like a three blind mice. You look like, oh, you look like a, you look cool,

00:32:56.920 dude. You're trying to be cool and blind. Don't be that fucking dude. I'm not trying

00:32:59.700 to sit back. Do you want me to try to sit back like that? Dude, nothing's crazier than

00:33:03.020 that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude. He's like, he's trying to post up like

00:33:08.600 he's not blind or whatever. That is what you're doing, dude. I'm. If I had the money and I

00:33:15.880 was blind, I would a hundred percent pimp out a cane or something. Yeah. Would you have

00:33:20.640 a C and I dog? I'd have four C and I dogs, dude. I'd be like that guy. Oh, like the dog

00:33:24.220 that get old. Like in the I did a ride, that race, you know, Alaska. Like, damn, this

00:33:29.820 motherfucker's seeing for miles, bro. I'd have five fucking C and I dogs. Two of them

00:33:34.060 would be cane corsos and one of them would be a cocaine corso. You probably, probably

00:33:38.380 haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast. I'd be so fucking blind. I'd be a

00:33:42.680 fucking boss. They're like, I don't even need to see motherfucker. That's how dope I

00:33:47.160 am. If you, if you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would

00:33:51.000 it be? Probably eating pussy. What was the question? Well, if you could lose any of your

00:34:03.840 senses, that would be the feeling of, I don't know. Is that taste or smell or, or, or feeling

00:34:10.480 that's, that's like three senses you knocked out right there. Look, you need a lot of them

00:34:15.140 to do it. Like I do it. Oh, really? Oh, you got a, you got a carnival cruise buffet

00:34:19.860 over there, huh? No, I'm just joking, dude. I have no idea, dude. I would probably lose.

00:34:27.700 Well, let me see. First of all, wait, so do you actually, you, you get in there? Do

00:34:36.140 oral sex or whatever? Oh, well, if you frame it like that, you eat ass. Oh, whoa, dude.

00:34:44.820 Bro, you're, you're, you're fishing in the same spot. What do you mean? Bro, I mean, I've

00:34:49.800 had a little, but I'm not like. What do you mean? Like you accidentally like. No, dude, calm

00:34:54.260 down, bro. Me calm down. You brought it up. Don't be the cool blind dude. I'm not the cool

00:34:59.020 blind dude. You put on glasses, immediately talked about eating pussy. No, I didn't. Yes.

00:35:03.860 You're trying to out, you're trying to out oral farming me. No, I'm not oral farming,

00:35:08.420 dude. No, I'm not. It's not oral farming. It's not, it's oral farming. Whatever. It's

00:35:13.100 a good thing. Bro, whatever. It's like when if someone thirst straps you, sorry for interrupting

00:35:16.740 you. That type shit, homie. No, you're good. We're good. You fucking with the motion. Oh,

00:35:21.180 we're good, dude. I'm just kidding. That's a, that's a TikTok. Welcome to the internet. I haven't

00:35:24.580 seen it, but I will say this, dude. I just want us to both be, I don't want you to be the

00:35:28.660 cool blind guy. I'm not the cool blind guy. You'd look at you right now.

00:35:33.280 Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy. I can't see myself. Do I look, pal? But

00:35:37.980 dude, they, I pull up to Dave's heart shake and you think they're letting me skip the

00:35:40.740 line? All I can see is myself, homie. That's where your energy is at right now. That's

00:35:44.540 what, that's what, that's why you wear sunglasses inside. There's power in that. Yeah. Dude,

00:35:49.600 these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you. I don't know if I'll take them off. Um, what

00:35:54.780 else can we talk about? Oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that? Oh, it was

00:35:57.900 awesome. I just went to war with, uh, a lady, uh, Johnny Manziel's ex-wife and then. Oh,

00:36:03.880 was that Johnny, was Johnny Manziel on that one? No, it was Johnny Manziel's ex-wife. And

00:36:07.900 that was like the ex-wife. Yeah. Her name's Brie Tessie. She does like a Netflix show. Was

00:36:14.400 that, was Brianna Chicken Fry on that one? No, she wasn't. It was like the people that were

00:36:18.460 on this show. It was like Dwight Howard, um, Brie Tessie, uh, who else? Dwight Howard

00:36:25.360 was on there? Mark Estee. Was he flirting at all with you, you think, or no? Um, I thought

00:36:29.100 the casting was not by accident. Hey, I'm not, I'm not going to read between the lines.

00:36:36.780 I saw Dwight Howard. I was like, okay, these motherfuckers know what they're doing. And

00:36:41.200 there's one, there's one time like, uh, I was like, we're walking around and Dwight

00:36:48.480 said like, somebody's like, he's like, sketch, you got nice feet. And I was like, I was like,

00:36:53.080 Dwight, you don't want to be in this clip. I don't know if you know, do you not want to

00:36:56.220 be in this clip? Thank God I didn't make the cut, but it was a great show. It was a great

00:37:02.820 show. And honestly, all the people that, like I ended up fighting with made this show.

00:37:08.260 So like, I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV. Zach justice was there. Yeah.

00:37:14.800 You know, Zach justice. Bring up Zach justice. Let me see. I can't remember if I do know him.

00:37:19.420 He's a, he's a YouTuber. Um, and he's a, he's, he's really into script writing. I love

00:37:24.760 this guy. He's awesome. That's, that's who I thought it was. He was, he was, he, he's

00:37:28.640 the best. I don't want, well, I guess it's not, he, he, he, he did, he did great on the

00:37:33.380 show. He's the, I'm not going to say how it ends. So you can, every time I see him, I just

00:37:37.880 feel like I always want to spend more time around him. He's a great guy. He is a great

00:37:40.600 guy. We're trying to, we're trying to think of a show to do together. Yeah. That'd be

00:37:46.320 a great, I mean, he's just, yeah. But you guys are so like, uh, people love y'all, you

00:37:51.260 know? Um, on the, on that show, I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for how long

00:37:58.560 was it? For seven days. Was that tough? What was that like? Maybe schizophrenic almost not

00:38:03.520 like skip. It wasn't that, it was like not having your phone was cool. You got to like

00:38:07.920 lock into the conversations, but like the game in itself, like made you kind of like,

00:38:13.840 cause you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat cause the food's like shitty.

00:38:18.380 And then like, they don't tell you the time of anything. So like you're, everything's

00:38:22.440 kind of thrown off. So you could be eating a muffin. You think it's breakfast and it's

00:38:25.700 one 15 PM. Kind of like pretty much, but it's like prison. The basis of the show is like,

00:38:30.600 imagine there's 12 people locked in prison. Yeah. Price point is a million dollars. And

00:38:36.220 then commissary is like high price things that can upgrade your lifestyle. Okay. So

00:38:42.320 that's like the basis of the show, but not having the phone, did that start to tap in

00:38:46.300 at moments where you're like, I didn't, I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality

00:38:50.880 TV. I was locked in and I was like trying to, I was trying to get everyone voted off.

00:38:55.720 That got me voted off like rather fast. Yeah. So it was fun. It was fun. I'm just not

00:39:00.420 good at making alliances. Hmm. Why is that? You think too much of a talker and too much

00:39:06.660 of, too much of an overthinker and not enough water, not enough. It's clearly not enough

00:39:12.600 water, but you got to fuel that bubbler homie. Can't bubble. If there's no water, we were

00:39:16.120 limited to two drinks a night there. And it was one of them water. They were five grand

00:39:19.660 a piece. Nuh-uh. Oh, she had to earn money to just buy it. No, it comes out of the prize

00:39:23.980 pot. So if you want to, if you want to relax, you got to, you got to drop 10 G's on the

00:39:29.420 two drinks. Dang. That's what I spent my money on though. I respect that. Well, it's

00:39:34.000 not your money until you win. That's how I looked at it. Yeah. I like that attitude.

00:39:36.980 It's not your money until you win. Would you ever, you've done reality TV. Would you ever

00:39:40.080 do like a survivor? No, I got asked to be on a show. I think it was Mr. B's show or something.

00:39:44.660 I didn't go do it. I don't know. I just have so much, like I just have too much. I'm kind

00:39:49.020 of taking a break from doing stuff because I've just been kind of burnt. I've just been

00:39:51.920 like kind of burnt out. Burnt out on like doing content and stuff? Yeah. Just like touring

00:39:56.540 and stuff really took it out of me. Yeah. For so long. Traveling can be. Yeah. I just

00:40:01.420 needed a break, you know, that's what I need. Um, but yeah, that's pretty much been it. Do

00:40:06.080 you feel, do you feel better when you're at home or do you, uh, like, do you like being

00:40:09.920 on, does being home make you antsy? Like you want to be on the road again or how does it

00:40:13.540 for me, it's kind of like that. It's kind of a mix, I guess. I think, you know, what's

00:40:17.020 weird is like I attach a lot of my, I think my self-worth probably to like, if I am in

00:40:22.700 like, I think like if a woman is interested in me or not, does that make any sense to

00:40:29.200 you? Yeah. But like in terms of like, like, like an actual woman right now, or like in

00:40:33.780 terms of like your job? Um, no, like an actual woman. So I think it's like, I start thinking

00:40:40.360 like, Oh, I'd like to, you know, I think if I had like a, I don't know, it's all weird

00:40:44.480 to say. It's like, if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel

00:40:48.080 like it would be more night, like nice to be at home because then it's like something I can

00:40:52.000 start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing.

00:40:54.520 100%. But then since I feel like, um, there, that's not really happening in my life right

00:40:58.760 now, which I'm not trying to, I feel like I talk about that all the time. So I feel

00:41:01.480 like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it. But, um, but so that part of me

00:41:05.600 is in like, Oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying?

00:41:08.060 There's nothing really. Yeah. Like trying to find, trying to, you try to find like, uh,

00:41:12.080 no, just because there's nothing like substantial here right now. Let me just go work.

00:41:15.460 Let me just go work. Yeah. Keep your mind off of things. Yeah. Just because then, but then

00:41:19.160 also that's got a little bit of a trap. So yeah, I think I'm just happy to be, uh, at

00:41:24.780 home, let things settle, let things chill. Yeah. And that's where you can like wrap your

00:41:28.400 mind around things too. And I'll meet somebody. Like, yeah. Yeah. And give me a chance to

00:41:32.980 wrap my mind around things. And even just to go to like SEC games, it's like, I didn't

00:41:37.440 have a chance to do a lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight

00:41:41.220 SEC games this year. Yeah. I'm going to go to three more before the season's over. I'll have

00:41:46.660 been to an SEC game nine out of 11 weeks. That's insane. Of, uh, yeah. And that's,

00:41:53.440 that's, that's like all fun and stuff. Like what, so like when you do cool stuff, say like,

00:41:57.580 you know, do a big show and like, you like, like you'd feel like accomplished. Like who

00:42:01.540 do you usually share? Like who do you like shared that with? Like for me, like sometimes

00:42:07.040 I like before I had it, my girlfriend, I like say like, if I met, like, I like met someone

00:42:12.040 big and I like, I'll be like, no way. Like this just happened. Like, is that, is that

00:42:16.580 like something like, like in a lady that you're like looking for or like, or like, or is that

00:42:21.840 something like you don't have or do you want or what? Like, so what do you, when you say

00:42:25.720 like share something, like say if I had a fun show, it is kind of weird. Sometimes you just

00:42:29.120 get back in your dress room and you're just there and it's okay. Like you have like my tour

00:42:32.820 manager is great. And like, um, you know, the other comedians and stuff, that's fun. So

00:42:37.460 we had that bond, but there are definitely times where it's like, yeah, you get back

00:42:40.740 home and there's no one to ground yourself. Yeah. There's not that there definitely, you

00:42:44.940 start to miss having some sense of home. Right. Yeah. And then you start to wonder, well,

00:42:48.920 is that going to be something that's in my life? You know? And it's not like, yeah, I could

00:42:53.960 probably find someone, but you want to like, you want it to be a good fit. And then yeah.

00:42:59.060 Can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that

00:43:02.560 work, you know? And, uh, so you, you think it's hard to date? Is it

00:43:07.360 a hard dating pool or do you think you got high standards or do you have like a guard

00:43:11.560 up in terms of like, just be with being like a public figure? Like, like you're, you're,

00:43:16.720 you, you, you'd like harder to trust. No, I think I'll probably, I mean, I'll date like

00:43:20.980 kind of just, uh, uh, I don't, I think I'm good at knowing who to trust kind of. Yeah.

00:43:27.080 And I think I'm good at, um, you know, I'll try to just meet somebody here or there.

00:43:32.620 Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Um, yeah. Making time for it's definitely

00:43:38.640 one of the hardest things about like dating and then where you, where you went and it's

00:43:43.980 something where you have to travel a lot. Yeah. Cause then like, if you have an animal,

00:43:47.660 who's going to watch the animals or like if, who's going to, who's going to be on the fort.

00:43:51.100 Yeah. Also like I have to realize like, I may have these expectations of things, but I have

00:43:56.820 to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me.

00:44:01.040 It's like, Oh, it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody, when I was like 17 or 13,

00:44:05.620 like, you know, there's always this, this, this kind of like a romanticizing the issue,

00:44:10.200 you know, or something. And then it's like, Oh, well I might meet somebody this way or this

00:44:14.580 way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being

00:44:18.880 let down in those kinds of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know,

00:44:23.840 just be like, you know, letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look

00:44:28.820 for. Yeah. And let me find ways to just be in love with the world and being like, make,

00:44:34.400 make the best, like be a part of positive things like outside of like, um, what I want

00:44:40.740 for myself. Yeah. Cause I, I remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul

00:44:45.980 Saul and like that, that may, I didn't really ever want to like a relationship or anything.

00:44:52.560 Saul who? Vulcan?

00:44:53.060 Oh, Saul Volcano?

00:44:53.960 Yeah. Volcano. Or like, I'm stuck in pronunciation, but like when he talks about like having, having

00:45:00.020 like kids and like a family and stuff like that, like that, that stuff like, uh, I don't

00:45:06.120 know. It made me realize that I kind of wanted that and then I stumbled upon it. So it was kind

00:45:11.160 of got lucky, but it was, it tough for you. I know like after like, after the, the, the

00:45:16.820 leak. Oh yeah. Oh dude. I call that D day and I call it and I call the announcement or

00:45:25.460 by apology, the sketch of the union, good branding. It was good. And the sketch of the union address.

00:45:32.780 Oh, that was hilarious. I don't know what I did that day was like that. I found out that

00:45:38.240 night. The phase guys like came, got me. I remember that part. Banks called like me.

00:45:43.400 I was like trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in LA. So I was nowhere to

00:45:46.040 fly. So I was, uh, and you were in LA? Yeah. So I was without family. So I was just trying

00:45:51.840 to get back to my family. And then, um, were they concerned about you or no? Yeah. They

00:45:56.300 were the first ones I called. So they were like trying, trying to see how they get me

00:45:59.380 back. And then, um, like my management group ended up meeting with like a PR person or

00:46:07.620 like, you can kind of say it, say I, or like try to do that. And I'm like, Oh, I feel like

00:46:12.840 fighting this battle. So I was like, fuck it. We'll go live. And just went live for 10 minutes.

00:46:18.840 And that was the most viewers I ever had. We had a hundred thousand viewers. Sounds like,

00:46:23.000 like, I feel like Kim K when I say that, but like, that wasn't the goal, but it was, well,

00:46:29.200 like, yeah, it was definitely, I was like, I remember like when I, cause I let it load for a

00:46:34.220 sex. So I could just, I didn't want to like start. And were you milling around as it was

00:46:38.220 loading, like doing like potentially low key gay shit while it was loading? No, I was pacing

00:46:42.360 around. Okay. I'm just checking. Oh, a wiener was the last thing on my mind. I couldn't look

00:46:46.980 at my phone. It was everywhere. Everyone, everyone texts me like, like stay off your phone. I was

00:46:52.900 like, don't worry. I know. But they're also texting you on your phone. Yeah. And they're

00:46:56.880 being very, but like everyone that reached out to me, like it was like crazy amount of support

00:47:00.440 I got. Oh yeah, dude. I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just checking

00:47:04.760 in. Yeah. But cause everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved you. No matter

00:47:07.740 what, everybody's done some fucking wild shit, you know? Yeah. Uh, and, uh, just happened

00:47:13.180 on camera, I guess, but that was, uh, I don't know that since then it made it easier for me

00:47:20.300 to date because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like, like, like more

00:47:23.980 open. Do you just, and you also, not like open, like we do crazy shit or something more

00:47:29.920 like, like, like. Yeah. Not like you're another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or

00:47:33.580 whatever, you know? Dude, get Dwight out of this clip. He's a great guy. I think he is.

00:47:38.260 I'm joking, dude. I know. I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you. Okay, dude. I'm, I'm

00:47:41.700 never serious. I think it's funny. I think it's funny. I do think that casting was on

00:47:46.520 purpose, but, uh. Oh, they definitely. Oh, there was, there's a couple dynamics of the

00:47:51.840 casting that like, well, I, I kind of knew pre, pre loaded in when I was, cause I was

00:47:56.360 the first one in, um, like Zach Justice and this, uh, another lady had like a online

00:48:03.540 feud. And they were both there? Yeah, they were both casted. So I was like, I kind of

00:48:07.500 knew that right away. I was like, oh shit. This is gonna, this is gonna be interesting.

00:48:11.520 I was like, let me sit back and watch. Oh, that's fun, dude. You can sit back and watch,

00:48:14.980 dude. Yeah. And then, yeah, it was a, it was a fun time though. But yeah, I don't know.

00:48:20.740 What was the question before, uh, the D-Day whole thing? Oh, I don't even know. I just

00:48:25.300 remember we had kind of talked about that cause it had kind of had, oh yeah, so the

00:48:28.880 thing loaded in. So then you just kind of said, uh, oh yeah, you just shared what was

00:48:32.080 going on. And that was, it allowed me to be more like, yeah, like, like not like, like

00:48:37.520 in an, uh, like, uh, fluid way, more like I don't have to like worry about or like, like

00:48:45.400 it's already out there. So people like already know. I don't even have to talk about it like

00:48:49.100 or whatever. So it's like, did you feel like people treated you any different after or no?

00:48:52.180 Um, maybe some people, some people not like the, a lot of people that like talked bad about

00:48:59.560 me, like have retracted since then because like, I didn't make it about, I don't want

00:49:06.700 to, I didn't choose for it to come. Like I know I didn't post it online, but I didn't

00:49:10.840 like, I didn't go drop it on my channel or something. And then like, uh, I don't know that

00:49:17.520 it was, uh, I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently. Am I bumming you by talking

00:49:22.500 about it? We can not talk about it if you want. No, I, I, I don't care. Okay. I don't

00:49:25.780 care. Yeah. I didn't feel like you were uncomfortable. Cause because it links back even to like our

00:49:29.600 first podcast. Cause like when I told you about that prayer, that was, that was during

00:49:32.840 that time. Yeah. I remember that dude. So that was why I was like, I couldn't even talk

00:49:37.940 about it then. Oh yeah. So like, I was like, couldn't even open with you, but now I can openly

00:49:42.880 talk about it. Yeah. Oh dude. I, there's been times in my life where it's just like,

00:49:47.680 yeah, I like, and I'm sure it's like, it's not like that with a lot of people, like for

00:49:53.020 like, Oh yeah. Like, uh, you know, like just like different, everyone has their different

00:49:58.620 vices and stuff like that, or like they're different, like things that they, they try to

00:50:02.360 keep hidden or like, you know. Oh yeah. We all have things that would admit that make us

00:50:08.500 feel or that like, for some reason have so much shame attached to them or they may have

00:50:13.160 shame even though it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's odd that we live in a

00:50:18.620 society like that where, uh, because yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to

00:50:23.800 just kind of share so they feel free, you know? Yeah. But the amount of shame, I wish

00:50:27.700 there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel like the things that

00:50:31.200 are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know?

00:50:34.580 Yeah. Like shame is one of the shame and like what, uh, like being nervous, like

00:50:40.300 the two things that are like, I probably struggle with the most that are like things

00:50:44.400 that like you can control, but like also you can't control at the same time. Like

00:50:49.860 you, you feel the emotions, but like that you can rewire your brain with like your

00:50:55.120 thoughts, like, but like, but at the end of the day, like however nervous you are, it

00:51:01.620 doesn't change the outcome. Oh yeah. Huh? Same thing with the shame. Like it's like

00:51:06.720 you, like you can wear the shame, like you can feel so horrible about yourself, but

00:51:10.000 it's not going to really affect anything except for you. Yeah. Like other people,

00:51:13.600 like, you know, people come up to me and she'll show me, show me love or whatever.

00:51:18.420 And I love them. But it's like, it's, it, if I, if I wore the shame like 24 seven,

00:51:24.040 like it wouldn't like, it wouldn't do anything. Like I have that moments, but like, yeah,

00:51:29.220 I think there's things that you feel like you have to wear the shame. Like I know when

00:51:32.220 I was growing up, I was so ashamed of myself. Um, and I don't even know why I was probably

00:51:38.160 ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid. Like, I think I was in just such

00:51:42.600 a place of like low self-worth and of like nobody teaching me how to have any self-worth

00:51:47.900 about myself or ever even having a conversation of like what self-worth meant or what it even

00:51:53.080 was. So to me it was, you know, I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be

00:51:59.180 anywhere sometimes because of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child.

00:52:05.500 Yeah. Do you carry any of that still? Like, do you have, do you feel like, like, do you

00:52:10.140 ever feel like you're not? I don't, I think a lot of it's gone away. I think some of it's

00:52:14.400 just age getting older. I think ayahuasca, that kind of stuff helped. You really? Oh yeah.

00:52:18.620 Going to therapy. That's helped a lot. Therapy definitely helps me. Yeah. I started doing

00:52:23.040 therapy. Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost them like a,

00:52:27.300 like the third or fourth time. Yeah. Then your therapist was Sam and Colby trying to get

00:52:34.840 in touch with you on a Ouija board after that. He's ripped damn near. I talked to, I re-talked

00:52:41.960 to, cause I went and had a therapist like before I started streaming and then I started, I have

00:52:46.640 one now. And he was like, uh, he's like, because of doctor rules, you're not, you can't tell

00:52:52.440 people who you're working with or whatever. Yeah. And he said, he saw me on TV one time

00:52:56.800 and we wanted to tell his wife, but he couldn't. And I was like, he's like, look at this handsome

00:53:01.960 little woman. Yeah. It's exactly what he thought. Look at this handsome softball coach right

00:53:08.700 here. Bro, low key you do. Now I'm really feeling it, dude. I could see it was like kind

00:53:14.180 of a white Filipino lesbian. I'm a little Mexican, but like, I'm not like, uh, is that

00:53:22.700 the sound I feel like that, that, like when you, when you open your little lesbian eyes

00:53:29.640 in the morning, that's the sound. That's the sounding thing. Oh my God. I got to change

00:53:35.980 the way I dress. I've been getting a lot of shit for it. You need to do overalls. I'd go

00:53:39.580 with overalls. No, no. Now you're trying to set me up. If you were overalls, you, you

00:53:46.640 would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo. Dude. No wonder you love eating pussy. There's

00:53:52.560 nothing about it. Yeah. He's only talking about eating pussy. Bro, dude, all I'm saying, dude,

00:53:59.580 you're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude. Then you get right here. What? And then

00:54:06.820 from the back too. Yeah. That's what I thought from the back. That's your old trick. No,

00:54:12.040 that's not my old trick. No way, dude. Keep me out of that, bro. What I'm saying, dude,

00:54:17.080 is this, bro, I'll say this, dude, you're way more, dude, all you need is a, you need to

00:54:22.240 start getting, you'd have a tattoo. It says this pussy don't run on. Oh my God. That is

00:54:28.380 absurd. That's what you need. No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure though. Oh yeah. I would

00:54:32.820 have a tramp stamp. What would it say? You have to have some wording above it too. Use

00:54:36.680 perplexity. Bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have. It'd be

00:54:41.600 like, what do you call those things? Like, uh, where it's just like, who's the red guy

00:54:47.540 from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos. Queer, uh, life. You can't, that's not it.

00:54:55.620 That's insane. It says that. Is that what it says? Queer or lesbian prod samples are phrases

00:55:00.820 like life or incorporating lesbian, trans, pride, colors, or hearts. Okay. So you could

00:55:04.620 have a rainbow maybe, um, bring up some great lesbian, uh, kind of, uh, what would you call

00:55:13.880 them? Streamers or like, uh, just like, just like a, something you would have on a tramp

00:55:17.840 stamp if you were a lesbian. Oh, uh, lesbian tramp stamps or lesbian bumper stickers. Uh,

00:55:25.540 these are good ones. Love is love. You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd be a

00:55:29.760 crazy tramp stamp tape. Yeah. I don't know if that's a tramp stamp. You kind of need something

00:55:33.160 more like, I was thinking more of like a design. Oh yeah. Like angel wings. You would definitely

00:55:38.900 be a bigger lesbian, dude. Do you think if we were lesbians, we would go on a date or

00:55:42.120 not? I feel like you'd ask, you'd be, you'd ask me out. I don't know about that. Oh, you're

00:55:49.680 the one, you're the one talking about it and you're taking me to dinner tonight. Oh yeah,

00:55:54.200 that's true. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. Wow. Thanks.

00:55:59.200 I can't, can't wait. Okay. BLM homie type shit, boy. We're going to take his Subaru. We're

00:56:05.340 teammates, huh? Right after practice. Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude, we would, we would

00:56:13.640 get a lot of chicks. I think you'd think. I think we'd have a, we'd talk a good game.

00:56:19.000 Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest twins out there. We would be the

00:56:24.220 hottest twins. No, we would get the hottest twins. No, it'd be us and we'd be the, we'd

00:56:27.920 be the most sought after. We would win an all lesbian unk nephew contest, dude. That would

00:56:32.960 be a good contest. We should probably try to run that one. Fuck, we would do great. God,

00:56:37.640 we should have a fucking contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude. Isn't there something

00:56:41.800 called nambler or whatever that that was that thing? A nambler? What's nambler? What is

00:56:46.940 that a mint? No. North American man, boy, love association. No, that's not it, dude.

00:56:52.000 No. Oh my God. No, dude, no. No. Hey, hey. Dude, unlook. Speak of the, you're the. Delete

00:56:59.380 the history. Whatever. For freaking Nashville Predators. I'm fine, dude. Nashville Predators.

00:57:05.180 And that's something we need to have a conversation about, too, is who the hell thought of the

00:57:09.640 branding for the Nashville Predators? I was like, that sounds like a scary movie. I

00:57:16.800 walked past it and it said, he goes, he goes, say cheese. Yeah. I take it and it says,

00:57:21.280 go Preds. Yeah. I was like, dude, that is not a good, you're, you're one letter off of.

00:57:27.740 Yeah. And what do you expect? They should have definitely like, uh, Predators getting free

00:57:32.860 night or whatever. That is, they're probably, they probably, they do, they do do that.

00:57:37.420 That's a WWE though. Yeah. They should scan the crowd, uh, for, uh, men just sitting by

00:57:45.140 themselves at the Preds games. It's like, now it's time for the real Preds. Make some

00:57:51.680 noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd. Oh my God. And then it's just

00:57:56.320 some guy like, look at this guy just by himself. And he's like, I don't know. Yeah. That would

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01:01:07.240 Dude, I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral, right? And, uh, who's the head of the WWE? Who was

01:01:14.920 the guy for a long time? Not Triple H.

01:01:16.200 Vince McCone?

01:01:16.680 Vince McCone. He came out of the back and he did like, he's like, all right, one more

01:01:20.840 time for the Hulkster. Let's hear it for me. And he did all of it. And they played his

01:01:23.980 music on the speakers in the church.

01:01:25.820 Oh, really?

01:01:26.400 I am, uh, and he did all of like the Hulk, like signs and stuff, dude.

01:01:30.180 That is so sick.

01:01:31.140 Bro, it was really, really cool, man. It was probably one of the best things that had happened.

01:01:34.740 Yeah. You met Hulk Hogan in real life?

01:01:37.920 Yeah, I met him when he was alive and, uh.

01:01:39.400 Did you have him on the podcast?

01:01:40.720 I did, dude.

01:01:41.460 Dude, that's crazy.

01:01:42.140 It was probably one of the most special moments ever. Just, we got to lock arms just because

01:01:45.860 he was such a part of our childhood, dude.

01:01:47.620 Yeah.

01:01:48.000 I remember when I was a kid, it was like, we felt like just so like, we just, I don't

01:01:51.140 know, we just felt like such low lives. Like we were in like this neighborhood and everybody,

01:01:54.420 it felt like everybody looked down upon us. We didn't have anything. But when WWE came on,

01:01:58.920 dude, that was something. Or when NWA wrestling, because rich kids didn't watch wrestling.

01:02:03.960 So for poor kids, that was our shit, right?

01:02:07.140 Yeah.

01:02:07.280 So when that shit came on, dude, it was fucking like.

01:02:10.580 What's, what's in, what's in, what's, uh, NWA?

01:02:13.220 That was National Wrestling Association. It was just a different group.

01:02:16.280 Is that also the.

01:02:16.820 It changed into, uh.

01:02:18.480 Is that, that's what I, Ice Cube in them?

01:02:21.140 Oh, it was also NWA.

01:02:23.680 Yeah.

01:02:24.520 Cause, uh.

01:02:25.080 In words with attitude or whatever.

01:02:26.760 Uh, but yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff,

01:02:30.720 did all of his like signature moves and the place was going apeshit.

01:02:33.400 Yeah.

01:02:33.560 That was a really.

01:02:34.800 And nobody even knew that he was there and he came out of the back and like everybody's

01:02:38.960 was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man.

01:02:41.180 Yeah.

01:02:41.340 That's insane.

01:02:42.400 Um, after you went through your thing, that kind of happened. Did they have, were the,

01:02:47.220 um, were sports teams still cool or was it weird?

01:02:49.680 Um, they're still cool. I mean, no one's, no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit

01:02:53.980 me up like that was before then. I never, like no athletes like really gave a, gave a fuck

01:03:01.220 to be honest. I mean like to, to a certain point, it's like, you know, I've only, you only

01:03:07.200 know people as, as much as you know them.

01:03:09.380 Um, so yeah, especially like, like, yeah, like us, we just meet people and you don't

01:03:12.640 really know what they're like, you know, dude. And, but there's some, just some of

01:03:15.320 there is so dumb. Like I've met Joe Burrow a couple of times. That's dude's cool as hell.

01:03:19.160 Oh, he's great. Um, what, one of my, my favorite person in NFL that I've met so far is Cam

01:03:23.660 Jordan on the, on the saints. He's one of the coolest, like realest guys I've ever met.

01:03:28.540 That's awesome.

01:03:29.260 WWE. Yeah.

01:03:30.460 Or no UFC. UFC. Yeah. That's where I got to meet him.

01:03:32.620 Yeah. That's where I got to meet him. And then when we were at F1.

01:03:35.860 Oh, that's great, dude. What made him so unique? You think?

01:03:38.500 He's just very personable. And he like, he's like, when he talked to him, like it's a real

01:03:42.040 conversation, like he's locked in. Like, uh, some people, some people like are, you know,

01:03:46.540 you don't talk to as much, but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions in like, uh, yeah,

01:03:51.320 just each time was like left thinking more higher and higher of him. Like just, uh, all

01:03:58.820 around solid dude. I bet the, it's St. Flock room probably would say the same thing.

01:04:02.500 He's a special guy, man. He's very smart too, bro. He's just like, he's really, uh, I don't

01:04:08.320 know. He's been in the league for a while too. Yeah. He's been in there, man. And he just

01:04:12.080 stays healthy enough to keep playing. And, um, you know, saints have had a tough time this

01:04:16.000 year. Jesus.

01:04:16.680 I know. I wish he was on, I wish he had that. Cause I want him to win a Superbowl.

01:04:21.320 I know. Oh, did he win one with a breeze? I think he won one.

01:04:24.500 Did he? Was it with breeze? How old is that would have been like 2009? Is he, is he that old?

01:04:29.620 I don't know. What year is Cam Jordan in the league? You might be right.

01:04:35.760 You know, Cam Jordan is, I want a Superbowl. He played for New Orleans Saints since they

01:04:38.020 were on Superbowl following 2009. He started playing NFL in 2011. Wow.

01:04:41.720 Oh, damn. He missed it. But, but he got to play with Drew though.

01:04:44.720 Still pretty amazing, dude. Maybe that's why I'm thinking of it. Cause there was overlap.

01:04:48.100 Um, dude, we accidentally call out Wyatt and accidentally I called Max Crosby before he,

01:04:51.560 they had a game, uh, the other day and accidentally, and it was yesterday, but, and I was with

01:04:56.900 Pavia where we were getting IVs and then we, I was like, dude, let's call, let's call, uh,

01:05:00.780 Crosby and to say what's up to him. Cause Max is one of my favorite players. And he's sick too.

01:05:05.080 Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the locker room. I'm like, why are you wearing

01:05:08.320 all your Raiders shit? I thought it was Halloween thing or something. He's like, dude, we have

01:05:11.620 a game in 20 minutes. I was like, Oh shit, bro. You used the college football schedule.

01:05:16.400 You're like, what the hell are you wearing? I was like, dang, I just used my one Max Crosby answers

01:05:20.220 your call. Have you seen his chains in real life? Bro. Yeah. He let me hold one of them one time

01:05:24.660 at a WNBA game. And you told me that doesn't make you want to get. Oh, it makes you definitely.

01:05:29.280 Just one, one that says this past weekend. What if I got you that for your birthday?

01:05:35.100 I don't know. I think somebody would, uh, rob you. Are you worried about getting robbed?

01:05:40.040 If I have a chain? Yeah. It ups a percentage. Yeah. I do a couple of these when we go to the

01:05:45.620 7-Eleven. A couple of, a couple of tuck underneath. Yeah. Oh. To tighten it up. Dude, my buddy Gianni,

01:05:51.180 Gianni Paolo, bring him up. Um, he's an actor. He was in, uh, I think it's like Black Love

01:06:00.800 or something. No, what's his show called? Oh, it's called Power Book Ghost 2. With Michael

01:06:06.020 Rainey. Okay. Uh, and Gianni's great, dude. One of the best guys ever. Which one is he

01:06:11.360 of all the, of, oh, that's him right there. Yeah. Can I get up to sea real quick? Yeah.

01:06:16.500 Gianni Paolo, yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah. If you're a short. Dude, that dude's sick. Bro, short-sighted

01:06:22.080 lesbian, dude. You might, dude. Dude, that's, it's short-sighted lesbian. You're that, bro. You're that

01:06:28.120 fucking. I'll tell you what, I'm a nightmare on the road. They should take my license. I'm just

01:06:31.980 kidding. You have a driver's license? Yes, I do. I can see, I can see cars. You just had to get up

01:06:36.720 within three feet of that TV. Because I was looking at his jawline. I did, that's why. What? No,

01:06:41.980 I'm just kidding. I couldn't see shit. It's bad. It's bad. Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait,

01:06:49.020 is your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up. Dude, this is all making sense,

01:06:52.360 Sketch. You have to get some water. Get him some water. I definitely have, I, there's

01:06:56.460 one right next to him. Thank you, sir. There's always one right next to him, and it's always

01:07:00.400 full. I'm a, I'm a glass fool type of guy. Uh, kidney health is indeed related to eyesight,

01:07:08.580 primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors. And dude, you're

01:07:12.360 already down to one bubbler. That's why you only have, why your eyes. I'm, I'm, I'm going

01:07:16.540 to fix it. The thing is. You have one kidney, right? As long as I make it to 30, I'm chill.

01:07:22.760 No, I'm just kidding. But, um, yeah, I have one kidney. Yes. That's why they thought when

01:07:26.600 I was born with a birth defect in, for whatever reason, the way I looked, they, they thought

01:07:32.400 I was. Oh, for sure. Well, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Well, being here at Vanderbilt,

01:07:36.780 you come in, I was sort of asking kids, they're quite, like, I was like, how about

01:07:39.360 your ACT? They're like, oh, 33. I was like, holy shit. One said he got, kid said he got

01:07:42.980 a 39. He's like, if you get everything right, they just give you a 39. I'm like. If you doubled

01:07:46.980 my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten that score. Really? Yeah, I got like a 16 on my first

01:07:52.320 one and then an 18. 18's pretty good. Some kid in our town got a 20. 18 is not that good.

01:08:00.000 Some kid in our town got a 21. A 21 is like, that's good. You have to get over 20 to get

01:08:05.580 like, I think anywhere besides Arizona State or, you know, like one of your in-state type

01:08:13.800 of schools. Yeah. It's competitive as hell. You know how hard it is to get in University

01:08:17.400 of Texas? Pretty tough, huh? Well, with how big those high schools are, you have to be

01:08:22.060 like a top percentage to get autoed in. So you have to be like top. Well, people need

01:08:26.560 to go to trade schools. Did you ever think of learning a trade? Could you see me with a

01:08:30.020 flamethrower? I would blow something up. Pull up the lighter clip. I didn't even know that

01:08:33.580 the lighters could blow up. I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and

01:08:36.940 threw a lighter in there. If I had to do blue collar too. You could do it, dude. You

01:08:41.200 would be a ha- bro. My old job was blue collar enough. Did you just put the lighter in there?

01:08:45.900 No, you didn't. Peace for God. Did you just put the lighter in the fire?

01:08:49.480 Sound God you put it in. Seriously. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. I should have. I didn't.

01:08:53.180 I don't know. I did that. Did you? Okay, so the story behind that, I was not trying to kill

01:08:57.620 my friends. I was trying to get out of camping because when we planned out the streaming,

01:09:02.980 we were like, let's do a 24-7 camping stream out in the woods. You're losing lesbian points

01:09:08.980 right now by denouncing camping. Go on. Try setting up a tent at night and then try filming

01:09:15.080 at night. We had no lights. We were just sitting around a campfire and it was cold as hell.

01:09:20.000 And I was like, if we lose our source of fire, we can leave. Oh, I love that.

01:09:26.960 Did y'all leave? We went to Waffle House, grabbed the lighter and came back. So I had

01:09:31.400 to finish the night, but it did. Dude, yeah, sometimes lesbian people, they like the dark

01:09:37.220 because they can come up and be like, I'm a man, you know? They can trick you in the dark.

01:09:42.780 There's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me probably. Oh, definitely, dude. I would

01:09:47.400 watch you in some good physical competitions against some strong women. Like if I did a streaming

01:09:52.600 series where I fought UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked. No, I definitely would.

01:09:58.480 Holly Holm? Holly Holm's pretty hot, too. And she's very tough and competitive.

01:10:04.240 See, you're definitely the lesbian. Oh, I'd let her kick me till I came, you know?

01:10:12.260 That's a crazy thing to say, dude. We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's gonna get

01:10:16.300 really upset. She's beautiful. I think she has a- She's gonna kick your ass. I know. I think she has a-

01:10:20.900 Dude, that's why we have to be- I think she has a- If we go to these UFC events, too, we're gonna

01:10:25.840 get bitch slapped. Dude, we can't say that, bro. She's gonna be- Holly, we're just-

01:10:31.300 You're- She's exceptional. She's been- I think you're awesome, Holly.

01:10:34.300 And I would take an autograph and- That's what you need to start doing. You interview so many

01:10:39.640 people, you should get- Do you not gasp for, like, game-worn jerseys or anything?

01:10:44.200 No, we're just doing an auction right now, actually, for, uh, we're raising funds for,

01:10:48.120 um, like, different places we perform. Sometimes they'll give you a jersey.

01:10:52.140 Yeah. Like, we performed, like- And you'll sign that and then you'll auction it off?

01:10:54.640 Yeah, we're auctioning it off. The money's going to work.

01:10:56.000 What about, like, what if someone comes on and, like, you get, like, like, say, like, uh-

01:10:59.780 I haven't done that. I should've.

01:11:01.380 Yeah, dude. We did make these, like-

01:11:02.440 Oh, he's got the Amish hat. That's a good- That's a good shirt.

01:11:05.420 And this is Louis C.K.'s book.

01:11:07.060 That's dope. Did he sign it?

01:11:09.180 He did sign it.

01:11:09.960 And, like, I'm- I'm a collector, not a seller.

01:11:12.840 Oh, yeah, I would never sell it.

01:11:13.560 Like, in terms of that type of stuff.

01:11:14.440 For sure. I would just-

01:11:16.080 Yeah.

01:11:17.480 Keep it. Uh, some nice things that came in, for sure, that people have given us as a gift.

01:11:21.980 There's Rainn Wilson's book. Some lady made this real rat.

01:11:24.900 You actually read books, or do you, like, uh-

01:11:27.340 Oh, yeah, I love to read.

01:11:28.400 Like, uh, is it, like, a bedtime thing, or is it a travel thing?

01:11:31.220 Um, it's a little bit of both.

01:11:32.560 What is that?

01:11:33.740 That's a-

01:11:34.100 Rat. As a rat king.

01:11:35.620 That's a rat king? Oh, my God, that's sick.

01:11:37.600 Yeah.

01:11:37.680 Because you're the rat king, right?

01:11:38.620 Yeah, some lady made that.

01:11:39.860 That is such a pimp name.

01:11:41.660 So, that's pretty cool, dude.

01:11:43.020 Dude, what the hell?

01:11:44.000 I know, that's real rat right there, Danny.

01:11:45.280 Dude, that is insane.

01:11:46.800 I need to think of a sick nickname.

01:11:48.600 I think it'll eat the cheese out your ass, homie.

01:11:50.520 Oh, well, sign me up.

01:11:52.580 I'm just saying.

01:11:53.640 If you want that, I don't know what you want.

01:11:55.500 Well, we'll just have to relaunch.

01:11:58.780 I'm just kidding.

01:11:59.580 Um, what do you-

01:12:01.220 Is this the Rizzler candle, too?

01:12:04.160 I just noticed that.

01:12:05.320 Yep.

01:12:05.920 Yeah.

01:12:06.400 That's the one he blew out.

01:12:08.760 Rizzler's bonkers.

01:12:09.540 Have you guys ever-

01:12:10.380 I've met the Rizzler.

01:12:11.940 Y'all ever done a sleepover or anything?

01:12:13.220 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:12:15.280 Um, but he's, he's, like, really cool, though.

01:12:18.100 Like, he's, like, talking to a man.

01:12:20.200 He's, well, he's six years old.

01:12:22.480 But, like, he's, like, the confidence of a man.

01:12:24.680 Oh, there you guys are.

01:12:25.560 Look at R.

01:12:26.620 Dude, he's so sweet.

01:12:27.700 I'll tell you this.

01:12:28.200 I was having a tough week, and he sent me a really nice video.

01:12:32.120 Oh, really?

01:12:32.900 Yeah.

01:12:33.480 That's a great kid.

01:12:35.380 I told-

01:12:35.960 This is what I think's gonna-

01:12:37.340 We were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever.

01:12:40.240 Mm-hmm.

01:12:40.860 And I think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever-

01:12:42.900 I forgot who said it.

01:12:44.660 But if the Rizzler did a, like a-

01:12:46.920 You know how they do for, like, five-star athletes, like, picking their college?

01:12:50.320 Like, the Rizzler picking his college?

01:12:52.100 Like, if he did that, like, on an announcement, like, a decision,

01:12:55.480 that'd be one of the coolest videos ever.

01:12:57.320 Yeah.

01:12:58.160 Yeah, I would love to see him go to college, dude.

01:13:00.080 I'd go.

01:13:00.520 I'd help him.

01:13:01.080 I'd tutor him if he needed it.

01:13:03.360 Yeah, if college is still around-

01:13:05.560 I know.

01:13:05.960 I don't know what's gonna happen.

01:13:07.160 There's a lot of, um-

01:13:08.360 A lot of AI college now.

01:13:09.720 You think he's kind of a wigger, you think, or not?

01:13:12.580 The Rizzler?

01:13:14.160 Yeah.

01:13:14.940 Um, what classifies-

01:13:17.100 Like, what would classify you?

01:13:18.840 Just a lot of swag or something?

01:13:20.640 Just being a wigger?

01:13:22.680 I-

01:13:23.000 Um, possibly.

01:13:25.740 I think so.

01:13:26.680 He's got something-

01:13:27.620 He's got-

01:13:28.140 He's definitely got, like, some flavor to him.

01:13:31.020 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:13:32.040 He's got some flavor.

01:13:32.560 He's got some flavor.

01:13:33.460 Do you-

01:13:33.880 Because people classify you, I feel like, as a wigger.

01:13:35.460 You're, like, one of the few that's kind of left, or there's kind of, like, this resurgence.

01:13:39.360 You know, I feel like it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman.

01:13:42.600 Bailey Zimmerman?

01:13:43.940 Really?

01:13:44.720 Um-

01:13:44.920 I just like wearing-

01:13:46.540 Jake Paul, probably.

01:13:47.920 I just-

01:13:48.500 I like streetwear and, like, wrap and stuff like that because-

01:13:52.140 Yeah, that's it.

01:13:52.640 You qualify.

01:13:53.320 But I'm from Houston.

01:13:54.200 Huh?

01:13:54.860 Jake Paul's-

01:13:55.640 Jake Paul's from Ohio.

01:13:57.920 Bro, people can be from-

01:13:59.160 You think Wigurans only from one area do that?

01:14:02.100 No, no, no, no, no.

01:14:03.460 I bet they're from-

01:14:04.340 They're definitely from everywhere.

01:14:05.620 Bro, not only are you nearsighted, actually, optically, but your views of Wiggers are hella nearsighted.

01:14:11.560 I mean, Wiggers can be from anywhere, dude.

01:14:14.420 You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Wiggers, dude.

01:14:16.740 Houston-

01:14:17.280 Houston's pretty-

01:14:18.260 Houston's pretty diverse.

01:14:19.960 Oh.

01:14:20.360 You think Lewis and Clark?

01:14:22.140 Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark.

01:14:23.520 Let's see if they were Wiggers or not.

01:14:24.720 No.

01:14:26.340 No way.

01:14:27.660 Hell yeah.

01:14:28.480 No.

01:14:29.000 They're closer to lesbians.

01:14:31.000 These are also paintings, not actual photos.

01:14:33.080 Yeah, okay.

01:14:34.260 Can we get real photos of them, please?

01:14:36.960 Is that Sacagawea?

01:14:39.160 Who knows?

01:14:39.820 This shit is-

01:14:40.420 Sacagawea is a pretty cool name now I think about it.

01:14:43.000 Look at these Wiggers, dog.

01:14:45.400 I don't know.

01:14:46.520 Meriwether Lewis, homie?

01:14:48.840 That's a, bro.

01:14:49.880 Yeah.

01:14:50.740 That's the blackest name I've ever heard in my life, bro.

01:14:55.300 And Willie Clark?

01:14:57.040 Yeah, Willie Clark.

01:14:57.980 Bro, come on, bro.

01:14:59.240 They do have probably the best tandem name.

01:15:01.940 That's probably the first tandem in American history.

01:15:05.000 Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie.

01:15:08.020 You know that.

01:15:08.780 That's exactly what they were doing.

01:15:11.180 What do you get by going to the West Coast?

01:15:14.940 Scoping for chicks, dude.

01:15:16.100 Yeah, they're trying to get some books.

01:15:18.500 Bro, they were looking.

01:15:19.160 It was only Frontiers, dude.

01:15:20.580 Them bitches was out there.

01:15:21.740 They climbed mountains to get it.

01:15:23.540 Ugh.

01:15:24.380 So, yeah.

01:15:25.100 All you have to do is swipe.

01:15:26.300 Uh.

01:15:26.760 Or sell out a show in Columbus, Ohio.

01:15:29.080 And then you just...

01:15:29.940 Right after it.

01:15:32.240 What about any of the FaZe Clan?

01:15:33.880 Those guys are all Wiggers, probably, you think?

01:15:35.880 Uh, Adapt is.

01:15:37.620 Okay.

01:15:39.320 That's one.

01:15:40.660 Um.

01:15:42.600 In, uh, probably, uh, mm, yeah.

01:15:45.340 Or probably more like Tech Wiggers, maybe.

01:15:47.360 Yeah.

01:15:48.620 Can we say Wigger or not?

01:15:50.000 We can say it.

01:15:51.200 If this is your show, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't...

01:15:54.480 You're here, dude.

01:15:56.420 I'm just, I've, I just...

01:15:58.540 You didn't say anything.

01:16:01.020 Yeah, we're just talking about it.

01:16:02.500 It is a term.

01:16:03.300 The first one was from our town, dude.

01:16:05.940 Really?

01:16:06.580 Oh, yeah.

01:16:07.040 Shout out Brian Purvis, dude.

01:16:08.580 Who else?

01:16:08.940 Bubba Sparks, remember him?

01:16:10.340 Who the hell is Bubba Sparks?

01:16:11.560 Is that someone from your hometown?

01:16:12.520 College Park, Bubba Sparks.

01:16:13.960 We ready.

01:16:15.680 They made that song?

01:16:16.460 Yeah.

01:16:16.840 Oh, that's a great song.

01:16:19.780 Is Paul Wall, Paul Wall?

01:16:21.820 That's not Paul Wall, it's Bubba Sparks.

01:16:23.040 But I know, but Paul Wall would classify as Paul Wall White.

01:16:25.440 Paul Wall probably will, yeah.

01:16:26.900 But Paul Wall is kind of his own thing, man.

01:16:29.240 He, he...

01:16:29.840 That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older.

01:16:31.860 Gang, gang, gang.

01:16:33.500 Paul is exceptional, man.

01:16:35.420 But yeah, I'm trying to think.

01:16:36.540 And some people might not think that term is legit anymore.

01:16:38.580 I don't know.

01:16:39.220 You know, when I was coming up, it was, and that's what it was, you know?

01:16:42.300 Yeah, the dictionary, it's, uh, it's shrunk quite a bit.

01:16:45.520 Rob Kardashian, that's one, probably.

01:16:47.860 Rob Kardashian.

01:16:48.860 I haven't seen a picture of him in, like, years.

01:16:51.260 But he got a couple baby mamas in that.

01:16:53.400 Birdman?

01:16:55.300 Birdman, I believe, is, uh, black.

01:16:59.080 I believe he's black.

01:17:00.520 No, what Birdman are you talking about?

01:17:02.420 Oh, you're talking about Chris Anderson.

01:17:04.120 Yeah, Chris Anderson.

01:17:05.000 Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.

01:17:07.520 Machine Gun Kelly, maybe.

01:17:09.440 Or is he a...

01:17:09.960 Ooh, good question.

01:17:13.600 MGK?

01:17:15.400 Kelsey?

01:17:15.980 Travis Kelsey?

01:17:17.220 Yeah, I think so.

01:17:18.060 Okay.

01:17:19.020 I don't know.

01:17:19.660 Taylor Swift probably...

01:17:21.140 Uh, he might have converted.

01:17:22.620 Yeah, he might...

01:17:23.880 He might have converted.

01:17:25.880 He's just...

01:17:26.880 Listen to Taylor Swift all the time.

01:17:28.960 Who else I'm thinking?

01:17:30.540 KFeg?

01:17:31.000 Kevin Federline?

01:17:33.920 Uh, Pavia?

01:17:35.920 Pavia, yeah, dude.

01:17:37.880 Pavia for sure.

01:17:38.980 Does he have chains?

01:17:40.860 Yes, he does, bro.

01:17:42.080 Dude.

01:17:43.200 Pavia for sure.

01:17:44.300 How much is the Pavia NIL money?

01:17:46.660 Does it say online?

01:17:48.000 Bring up Pavia's chains right there.

01:17:49.280 There he is right there with a couple chains on right there.

01:17:51.000 Oh, tell him to...

01:17:51.720 I want him to toss those on me pregame.

01:17:53.600 He's the best.

01:17:54.260 Come out of there with a free chain.

01:17:55.520 We got to get him to go play for Houston, man.

01:17:57.220 Houston would love him, you know why?

01:17:58.400 The Texans?

01:17:59.060 Yeah.

01:17:59.300 No, no, not Stroud.

01:18:01.200 Oh, but Stroud's...

01:18:01.920 But I'm saying this could be...

01:18:02.880 Oh, I...

01:18:03.520 But he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know?

01:18:05.720 Oh, Pavia could go...

01:18:06.880 Do you think he could start, or...

01:18:08.220 I haven't...

01:18:08.980 I think I could, but I think...

01:18:10.520 Because he's 24, right?

01:18:11.280 So he's kind of on the order.

01:18:12.060 I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups, though.

01:18:14.460 A lot of these guys, they get in so early, and I don't know if it's great for them.

01:18:17.240 Yeah.

01:18:17.720 Well, the one that I think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shreder Sanders.

01:18:20.860 Oh, that's interesting.

01:18:23.080 For the Browns.

01:18:23.780 He's actually...

01:18:24.900 Dude, I've met him a couple times.

01:18:26.240 He's sick.

01:18:26.820 He is?

01:18:27.680 Like, he's not cocky.

01:18:30.220 He's, like, confident.

01:18:31.560 Interesting.

01:18:32.160 And, like, he just...

01:18:33.280 He, like, he chills, like, just listens to his own music, and, like, all he cares about

01:18:38.040 is football.

01:18:38.640 But, like, he...

01:18:39.100 Oh, yeah.

01:18:39.480 He's really smart.

01:18:40.820 Like, he documents, like, everything he does, and, like, from what I think he's gonna

01:18:46.460 do, he probably has something that he's gonna be able to sell to, like, a...

01:18:49.680 Like, at HBO, and, like, it'll be, like, his entire experience.

01:18:53.500 Like, when he...

01:18:54.820 When he films everything he does.

01:18:56.980 Oh, so, really?

01:18:57.620 He's really locked in on, like, the creative side and, like, the tech side and the digital

01:19:01.780 side, huh?

01:19:02.300 Yeah.

01:19:02.900 I actually talked to him, um...

01:19:05.360 We were...

01:19:05.740 And he was asking me about...

01:19:06.800 Because he was going to livestream his pro day.

01:19:09.100 Mm-hmm.

01:19:09.420 And I was, like, that's actually a genius idea to kind of, like, own your own content

01:19:13.260 and, like, you know, like, why give it to some big, big, like, ESPN and have all the

01:19:21.560 recruits come in and put it on your thing, make money off it, like...

01:19:24.000 Or do your own thing, yeah.

01:19:24.920 Yeah, it's, like, it's kind of a really smart idea.

01:19:28.740 But, like, the idea that he's, like, filming everything, especially with how the draft turned

01:19:32.280 out, like, and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got,

01:19:37.140 he's got, like, that, he's got that, like, killer instinct.

01:19:40.700 Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways.

01:19:43.500 Like, and I'm not...

01:19:44.080 This is just my judgment, right?

01:19:44.800 I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though.

01:19:46.860 Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there.

01:19:49.740 Yeah.

01:19:50.020 But I do think it's great that he's not playing.

01:19:51.540 Let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit, you know what I'm saying?

01:19:54.060 Because there was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything.

01:19:56.780 And then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room.

01:20:00.080 I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic,

01:20:04.780 you know?

01:20:05.900 And it's, like, one bad game, people would be, like, rip him out and stuff like that.

01:20:10.780 Get him out of there, right?

01:20:11.840 That's what they would talk about, like, how quick the turnover time is now, like,

01:20:14.920 quarterbacks and stuff like that.

01:20:16.460 So I think if you could have more time there just to be in the facility, you know,

01:20:21.620 to be in the venue and let people see who you are, too.

01:20:25.140 But, yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great.

01:20:26.980 I think he could be...

01:20:28.260 Who's Ty Simpson?

01:20:28.820 He's the quarterback for Alabama.

01:20:31.140 Sorry, I'm back in college now.

01:20:32.840 But, yeah.

01:20:33.580 So, yeah, I'm just thinking back in college now.

01:20:35.500 Yeah, Ty Simpson, was he a Heisman frontrunner?

01:20:37.380 So great, yeah.

01:20:39.000 I mean, he's really stepped into that job there.

01:20:43.100 It's exciting, man.

01:20:44.040 They turned...

01:20:45.260 I did not think they were going to, like, be able to turn around that fast.

01:20:49.240 Because I thought NIO money was going to affect...

01:20:51.640 Because all the NIO money, like, I'm thinking, like, at Stanford, like, you know,

01:20:55.720 like, people like that are going to come out of the woodworks and be able to pay people.

01:20:59.340 But, like, Alabama just still kicking ass.

01:21:02.920 Well, there's just some...

01:21:03.640 Bro, you go there and they show you all the rings and, like, the history of the program.

01:21:07.360 It really...

01:21:07.760 The glory over there is pretty wild.

01:21:09.900 But it's where I think, like...

01:21:11.440 I wonder, like, if, like...

01:21:13.480 Like, Arch Manning's playing all right.

01:21:14.940 But if Arch played, like, at a...

01:21:16.940 Played at a smaller school, like, how crazy his stat line would be.

01:21:22.020 Oof.

01:21:23.140 Like, if he played in, like, the Big Ten or something, you know, or he would have destroyed...

01:21:29.260 I think he's still going to come on, but he's just going to take a little bit more time.

01:21:33.200 Yeah, it's going to be exciting to see what happens.

01:21:34.920 And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried.

01:21:36.920 He's been super patient about it.

01:21:38.300 Yeah.

01:21:38.460 He's probably enjoying his college experience, which is nice.

01:21:41.060 And not every beat of it has to be so overwhelmed with football.

01:21:45.000 I bet it's been a great experience for him.

01:21:46.580 Yeah.

01:21:46.940 I wonder how overwhelming it is, though, when they think that you're supposed to be, like,

01:21:50.000 the number one overall team going in.

01:21:53.600 It's like your first game.

01:21:55.500 Like, they expect you to hit a home run at the start.

01:21:59.400 Right.

01:21:59.640 See, that's that pressure of even being, like, a high draft pick in the pros.

01:22:03.480 It's like, it's just like...

01:22:04.340 And then we don't even have a lot of experienced quarterbacks now.

01:22:07.960 Because it's like, you either have these guys who have done...

01:22:10.220 Only the guys that have done well, it feels like.

01:22:12.500 Or you have just a lot of, like, guys that they just start them off so early.

01:22:15.560 Yeah.

01:22:15.900 And they cycle them in and out so fast.

01:22:17.480 It's like, a good example of, like, someone that was cycling out too fast is, like, Baker Mayfield.

01:22:22.180 Yeah.

01:22:22.980 Like, Baker Mayfield.

01:22:24.120 That's what I think.

01:22:25.380 If the Browns don't ever start Shadort, they're going to look back and it's going to be, like,

01:22:29.420 another Baker version where they had the guy.

01:22:32.540 They go watch him be some other team's hero.

01:22:35.160 So wild.

01:22:36.680 But I'm still rocking with Stroud.

01:22:38.100 I'm still, I still believe in Stroud.

01:22:40.860 Has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans?

01:22:44.220 Yeah.

01:22:44.520 They've been good.

01:22:45.140 It's just, uh, it's like, uh, college football is a lot more easy to stream.

01:22:49.040 So I've been having a lot more fun with that because I can stream from the sideline.

01:22:51.900 Yeah.

01:22:52.600 And I'll go, like, try to catch field goal, field goals and stuff like that.

01:22:56.320 Yeah, it's so fun.

01:22:57.100 And then get, uh, I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit funner too.

01:23:01.620 Oh, yeah.

01:23:02.100 College atmosphere is fun, dude.

01:23:03.440 Just, even just the youth of shit is fun, dude.

01:23:06.300 What do you think, how's the, how's the Vanderbilt, like, you, cause you've been to LSU and then

01:23:10.820 Vanderbilt.

01:23:11.780 One's got, like, an average GPA of, like, 2.5 and the other one is, like, going to build

01:23:16.640 the next rocket ship.

01:23:17.760 Yeah.

01:23:18.120 Oh, well, they'll be, like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have, they'll

01:23:21.320 have, like, the kiss cam at some games or, like, the hot dog cam, you know, and it's

01:23:25.760 just a gay dude, you know, but it's just, uh, they'll have, like, the different cam, you

01:23:30.400 know, at Vanderbilt, they'll have, like, the reading cam, they'll just find people in the

01:23:33.840 stands that are reading during the game.

01:23:35.460 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:23:36.380 So it's fucking crazy, you know, you'll be like, oh, catch her in the rye, you know, and

01:23:40.180 you'll see a guy look up.

01:23:41.600 They go out there to study?

01:23:43.160 Yeah.

01:23:43.400 So there's a lot of that kind of thing, like, oh, who's tapped into some John Irving?

01:23:47.300 Oh, Joyce Carol Oates, you know?

01:23:49.020 I know, I ventured into a fraternity house and then found out how smart everyone was.

01:23:54.940 I was like, holy shit, this is-

01:23:56.260 Oh, you get in there, they're day trading, or there's, like, they have a new hedge fund.

01:23:59.760 Like, people leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off, right?

01:24:02.820 So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt.

01:24:05.400 I think it's all new to them.

01:24:06.780 It's interesting to watch a school kind of, like, have this hysteria.

01:24:10.060 Yeah.

01:24:10.260 And at the same time, try to decide, like, is this what they want for their school?

01:24:14.520 What do they think about it?

01:24:15.680 Because it's totally new.

01:24:16.820 I mean, it's like-

01:24:17.740 Like being good at sports?

01:24:18.920 Oh, well, being good at football.

01:24:19.960 Their baseball team has been amazing for a long time.

01:24:22.360 The Vanderbilt Whistler?

01:24:23.620 Have you ever heard of that guy?

01:24:25.260 The Vanderbilt Whistler?

01:24:25.560 Is that who it is?

01:24:26.640 The Vanderbilt Whistler?

01:24:27.400 You've never heard of him?

01:24:28.960 Uh, uh-uh.

01:24:30.360 He's a Vanny Whistler.

01:24:31.520 Oh, at the baseball games.

01:24:32.400 He's apparently the most annoying-

01:24:34.680 Well, I've been to a game.

01:24:35.640 He is the most annoying fan in all of sports.

01:24:38.660 Oh.

01:24:38.880 But, uh, he pretty much, uh, he whistles the entire game as loud as he can.

01:24:44.840 So, like, when you're watching, like, the College World Series, he's, like, whistling the entire time.

01:24:50.300 That's like my stepdad at a titty bar, dude.

01:24:52.240 Really?

01:24:52.680 Yeah.

01:24:53.140 It's like, dude, they know you're here.

01:24:55.300 Yep, yep, yep.

01:24:55.980 You haven't tipped in two hours.

01:24:57.280 They know you're here.

01:24:57.960 They do.

01:24:58.700 I don't like everybody fucking-

01:24:59.920 I went to, uh, I went to, uh, I went to, this is pre, pre my girlfriend.

01:25:03.780 Mm-hmm.

01:25:04.360 I went to, like, a three-

01:25:05.180 And then I want to learn how you met her.

01:25:06.320 That's where I want to, I would love to find out about how the love took a place and what it took to make it happen.

01:25:10.340 Um-

01:25:11.120 But, yeah, finish your story first.

01:25:12.260 I'm sorry for interrupting you.

01:25:13.220 Oh, no, you're good.

01:25:13.780 Uh, I went to a place called The Rustic Frog.

01:25:16.820 And I, there's a, there's, it was, like, 2 a.m., and, uh, there was only, like, two fellas in there, and, uh, the ladies were all probably in their higher thirties.

01:25:25.880 And they, it was like, they were, like, throwing the ones, like, they're, like, paper airplanes at them.

01:25:31.460 Is that The Rustic Frog, or is, what is this?

01:25:33.120 Mm-hmm.

01:25:36.100 Oh, that made nice, boy.

01:25:38.060 Oh, yeah, them cheeks glistening.

01:25:39.580 Oh, is that it?

01:25:40.420 Oh, shit.

01:25:41.340 Oh, shit.

01:25:42.540 Hey, listen, this is, uh, this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing.

01:25:47.420 Oh, yeah.

01:25:49.000 I like that.

01:25:49.980 Actually, I think it's in Indiana.

01:25:51.180 You have to cross, you have to cross the river.

01:25:53.160 Oh, that's over there in New Albany over there, Rustic Frog, boy.

01:25:55.520 Yeah, they got a, I wouldn't drink the tap water.

01:25:58.040 Oh, hell yeah, well, I'll make that booty burp.

01:26:00.840 Oh, yeah.

01:26:01.160 You feel me?

01:26:01.640 Oh, my God.

01:26:03.180 I don't know if you're playing.

01:26:04.120 That's a little crazy, isn't it?

01:26:05.540 I wouldn't put my dog up in there.

01:26:07.240 Yeah, that's some, look, and that's not for everybody.

01:26:09.580 That's just, it's kind of like, it's just, that's just a different, different type of

01:26:12.660 CPR.

01:26:13.400 Yeah, that's like, try to resuscitate a puffer fish.

01:26:16.900 I do.

01:26:17.120 Oh, my God.

01:26:20.780 Resuscitate a puffer fish.

01:26:22.480 Bro, I don't know.

01:26:23.400 Like, that was, that was the most, the random titty bar I've ever been to.

01:26:28.920 The Texans aren't having such a great season this year.

01:26:30.880 Do you think there's any chance that Aaron Rodgers would come play for them?

01:26:35.720 If there's any chance, zero chance.

01:26:38.960 He's probably going to, he's still playing on the Steelers.

01:26:42.540 He's playing pretty good, right?

01:26:43.700 Okay, that's fine.

01:26:44.340 I agree.

01:26:44.780 He's doing great over there.

01:26:45.760 Do you think, wait, so you did ayahuasca.

01:26:48.020 Yeah.

01:26:48.980 Would you recommend it for me?

01:26:50.460 He did it and he's playing better.

01:26:52.360 Would you recommend it for Sketch?

01:26:53.860 For sure, dude.

01:26:55.000 Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all.

01:26:57.440 You're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water.

01:27:01.320 Is it one of those things that like messes with your stomach at all?

01:27:04.100 No, dude, you'll be fine.

01:27:05.240 You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza.

01:27:12.500 Like, you'd have to wait, bro.

01:27:14.000 I can wait.

01:27:15.740 Lesbians know how to dress.

01:27:17.020 Benefits.

01:27:17.360 This is the most I've said lesbian in my life.

01:27:19.180 No, I think it's great, dude.

01:27:20.160 And look, if you go, I'll go, dude.

01:27:22.080 I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot.

01:27:25.040 But you're halfway there.

01:27:26.780 And you're the other half.

01:27:28.440 With us doing what hell of a bad bitch.

01:27:33.480 Dang, dude.

01:27:36.080 What does that say?

01:27:37.360 Benefits of ayahuasca, significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress, and overall

01:27:42.200 psychiatric symptomology, helps people with treatment-resistant depression, increases

01:27:47.160 mindfulness, acceptance, and psychological well-being, even long-term after use, may

01:27:52.500 foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes.

01:27:56.640 And you felt like that was what?

01:27:59.280 100%.

01:27:59.760 Okay.

01:28:00.580 100%, dude.

01:28:01.240 I think you would absolutely love it.

01:28:03.480 I want to know what happened.

01:28:05.720 How'd you find love, Sketch?

01:28:07.060 Because you had been going through a lot.

01:28:08.260 A friend introduced us.

01:28:09.860 And you were on dates.

01:28:10.620 I remember seeing you on dates.

01:28:11.800 Sorry, I don't know.

01:28:12.040 But I remember seeing-

01:28:12.700 That was with-

01:28:13.040 Well, the first time we were here, there was a lady.

01:28:16.760 Right.

01:28:17.120 There was a lady here that you were on a date with.

01:28:18.360 Remember?

01:28:19.160 That one didn't work out.

01:28:20.080 That didn't work out.

01:28:20.740 I remember.

01:28:21.120 But there was like, there were times where you would see like, there was like, is on

01:28:25.620 a date, like on TikTok, there'd be like, sketch on a date, sketch on a date.

01:28:28.780 Oh, that was more for content.

01:28:30.600 This one, this lady now, I bet, through a friend.

01:28:35.360 She didn't know who I was.

01:28:36.760 I didn't know who she was.

01:28:37.900 And how was the first date?

01:28:38.860 How did it pop off?

01:28:39.540 Where'd you guys go?

01:28:40.180 Um, went out and then I, uh, got her number and then we went horseback riding.

01:28:45.940 Ooh.

01:28:47.400 Yeah, it was pretty fun.

01:28:48.660 And then, um-

01:28:49.140 Was it scary?

01:28:49.900 What was like-

01:28:50.280 I hung out pretty good every day since.

01:28:51.740 Was it scary?

01:28:52.380 Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind

01:28:55.080 of-

01:28:55.300 Yeah, I like ate shit off it.

01:28:56.820 Like, it was like, it was pretty hard to disembark, but like-

01:28:59.640 You fell off it?

01:29:00.700 Getting off.

01:29:01.980 Yeah.

01:29:02.360 Yeah, but besides that, like, it was pretty easy.

01:29:04.580 Like, just riding.

01:29:07.540 And did you guys have a guide or was it just you two just milling around?

01:29:10.040 There was a, there was a, there was, it was like on a tour thing.

01:29:12.480 Just out there, Lewis and Clark and like a couple of wiggas out there.

01:29:14.960 Pretty much.

01:29:15.220 You guys just riding off into the-

01:29:16.620 Just trying to find gold.

01:29:18.700 Found a gold digger instead.

01:29:20.380 No, I'm just kidding.

01:29:21.700 Don't clean.

01:29:22.320 Don't, don't put that in the gold.

01:29:24.040 Don't take that out.

01:29:25.320 I'm just talking with you.

01:29:27.040 Um-

01:29:27.500 She's awesome.

01:29:28.460 She is?

01:29:28.880 What are some things that you really like about her, man?

01:29:30.380 What makes it a good fit?

01:29:31.620 Uh, she understands me.

01:29:33.940 She's kind.

01:29:35.480 Um, but there's like a ton of things.

01:29:39.620 I don't, like, uh, she's like, probably, she, she makes me better in a lot of different

01:29:44.520 ways of, uh, like, she just holds me accountable and stuff.

01:29:48.860 Like, um-

01:29:50.280 That's dope.

01:29:51.320 I don't know.

01:29:52.120 It genuinely feels like a partner.

01:29:54.260 So, like, it's been fun.

01:29:55.900 Did you think you would find somebody like her or was that like a surprise feeling?

01:29:59.480 No, I ruled it out.

01:30:00.100 So I was just like, I would just get a role solo pretty much my whole life.

01:30:03.180 And then that happened.

01:30:05.260 And then pretty much just hanging out every day now.

01:30:07.940 Wow.

01:30:08.520 Took a best friend, huh?

01:30:09.500 Yep.

01:30:09.900 Pretty much.

01:30:10.440 Dang, bro.

01:30:12.100 What the fuck?

01:30:12.240 You want me to put you on?

01:30:14.100 Yeah, you-

01:30:14.580 Not like your girl.

01:30:15.540 No, not with my girl.

01:30:17.180 You're the one talking about eating pussy.

01:30:19.600 I said it one time.

01:30:21.160 I'm fucked.

01:30:21.420 You, but you, like, what do you want?

01:30:23.800 Are you going to roof crips and eat pussy or lubies?

01:30:26.220 Well, one's-

01:30:26.860 There's two different types of dining.

01:30:29.280 Okay?

01:30:29.780 Dude, I-

01:30:30.380 All I'm saying is, yes, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude.

01:30:34.840 That's all I'm saying.

01:30:35.940 It's a-

01:30:36.340 Look, it's one at a time.

01:30:37.380 It's like, things take time.

01:30:39.540 I'll meet a good woman.

01:30:40.580 It'll happen.

01:30:42.640 Um, Antonio Brown gets out of jail.

01:30:44.340 It's my last question for you.

01:30:45.220 Antonio Brown gets out of jail.

01:30:46.540 Do you think the Texans could use him?

01:30:48.240 Um, I think the Texans, uh, could use-

01:30:51.220 Um, uh, Antonio Brown, I think they could, they could, uh-

01:30:56.980 What's he in jail for?

01:30:58.200 He's in jail for attempted murder, I think.

01:31:00.540 Okay, it's attempted.

01:31:02.000 Well, at least he missed.

01:31:03.580 Oh, that's not him.

01:31:03.940 I think-

01:31:05.060 Is that him?

01:31:06.620 For sure?

01:31:06.720 Yes, that is him.

01:31:08.020 Do you know what he did?

01:31:09.160 Huh?

01:31:09.460 Do you know what the story is?

01:31:10.660 Uh-uh.

01:31:11.180 He was at a-

01:31:11.980 He was at an Aiden Ross' boxing event and gotten some scuffle with someone-

01:31:16.760 Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that, so.

01:31:18.560 Oh, my God.

01:31:20.060 Can we say that?

01:31:20.760 But he went-

01:31:21.260 We went and he went and-

01:31:22.460 I'm joking, Aiden.

01:31:23.340 There's-

01:31:23.580 It's on-

01:31:24.480 It's on video.

01:31:25.840 You've never seen that?

01:31:26.780 Mm-hmm.

01:31:27.680 And he shot someone?

01:31:28.780 Well, he like, uh, he's just running in like, kind of like, it's like an alleyway and

01:31:32.100 you just see him like-

01:31:33.520 Shoot?

01:31:34.120 Like, kind of shoot at someone.

01:31:35.360 That's why I think it's attempted or whatever, but I wonder why it took so long, because

01:31:38.560 it was like, cameras everywhere.

01:31:40.460 Uh, if he gets released, right, do you, would you, do you think the, uh, Texans should sign

01:31:46.720 him?

01:31:47.160 I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a prison league and then

01:31:52.080 we should sign them.

01:31:52.760 Mm-hmm.

01:31:53.260 And we should sign everyone that's in prison and, um, do it kind of like the longest yard.

01:31:59.460 Amen.

01:31:59.800 And that's what we, that's how we bring the back, the blue collar vibe of Houston, because

01:32:02.840 we lost it.

01:32:03.880 Y'all did?

01:32:04.660 We lost it, yes, because originally Houston was an oil town and then what happened with

01:32:09.280 Houston was everyone, all the oil money guys, like, went and bought up all the, the rights

01:32:16.040 to the seats and now they don't go unless you're like 10 and 1.

01:32:20.500 They, they try to sell the tickets, they never sell them and if they do, it's the opposing

01:32:24.460 team.

01:32:24.920 So like, all the, all the tickets are owned by like, like, corporate oil, oil and like corporate

01:32:31.540 construction, like, so it's like, you don't have any of the vibe of like, uh, like if

01:32:36.040 you went to Pittsburgh, like, it's like, like the vibe, like, like you go to Green Bay, like

01:32:40.080 it's like the people, like that the Houston kind of lost that.

01:32:43.400 They lost their identity.

01:32:44.420 Amen.

01:32:45.400 When we, but we also had the Oilers leave.

01:32:48.000 Yeah.

01:32:48.480 Which if you're a Tennessee fan.

01:32:50.120 You know that they ended up here.

01:32:51.180 Fuck y'all for that.

01:32:52.320 Right.

01:32:53.060 Look, what about the fact they almost won that first season?

01:32:55.620 That's crazy, huh?

01:32:56.660 Yeah, it was awesome.

01:32:57.820 They, on a, on a fricking throne of things that we have put together.

01:33:02.760 And who, uh, what was that last play?

01:33:05.560 Tell me that last play.

01:33:06.840 Oh, was that when they reached?

01:33:09.200 Who did the reach?

01:33:10.940 I know exactly.

01:33:11.680 It was against the Rams.

01:33:13.240 Super Bowl.

01:33:15.380 Look up Tennessee Predators, 10 mile radius.

01:33:20.200 There's going to be Kevin Dyson.

01:33:22.280 Kevin Dyson.

01:33:23.200 That, that, that play is insane.

01:33:24.680 Yeah.

01:33:24.880 This is it right here.

01:33:25.800 Look at this.

01:33:27.760 This is for the Super Bowl.

01:33:29.020 Yep.

01:33:29.300 And y'all deserve every ounce of, every ounce of pain for that.

01:33:33.240 You know what happened to us before we left?

01:33:36.000 We went to the AFC Championship three times and lost to the Bills three times.

01:33:40.480 The Oilers did?

01:33:41.300 Yeah.

01:33:41.840 Y'all lost to them three times and then they lost three times.

01:33:44.500 Yes.

01:33:45.220 Oh my God.

01:33:46.160 Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser.

01:33:49.020 We've never gotten to go to the party.

01:33:51.060 Damn.

01:33:51.800 That's why when the Astros won, like Houston lost their shit.

01:33:55.860 Wide left, dude.

01:33:57.060 Well, we also have the Rockets too.

01:33:58.660 We're with Kevin Durant.

01:33:59.720 So we're looking nice.

01:34:00.840 Wide left, narrow.

01:34:02.600 What are you talking about?

01:34:03.500 Your penis size or what are you talking about?

01:34:05.240 I was saying wide left.

01:34:06.300 Or wide right.

01:34:07.100 What was their kick?

01:34:08.000 Oh, the, oh, the, when, who?

01:34:10.220 Oh wait, who'd y'all lose two, three times you said?

01:34:12.460 We lost to the Bills with Jim Kelly.

01:34:14.280 Yeah.

01:34:15.820 Wide right.

01:34:16.460 Yeah.

01:34:16.640 That's how they kept missing.

01:34:18.860 God.

01:34:20.080 That's just.

01:34:21.060 Heartbreaking times, man.

01:34:22.980 That's just what happens.

01:34:24.220 That's life, man.

01:34:25.140 You know, sometimes you're just really close, but.

01:34:27.240 You ever, like, who's your, do you have a pro team?

01:34:29.900 New Orleans Saints.

01:34:31.440 When you said Cam Jordan, it was awesome.

01:34:33.300 Oh, really?

01:34:33.880 They've had a really tough year.

01:34:36.380 So you, so do you, do you go to any games or do you, do you like, uh, you, you watch

01:34:40.100 them on Sundays or are you kind of like more like college?

01:34:42.760 I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in with college football this year.

01:34:45.740 Yeah, me too.

01:34:46.580 You know, I'm going to go.

01:34:47.420 Yeah, just, I'm going to an Ole Miss game, went to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the

01:34:51.400 other night.

01:34:51.800 That was pretty great.

01:34:52.960 Well, the other thing too that pisses me off is like NFL now.

01:34:55.400 It's like, you watch it on 20 different.

01:34:57.540 Yeah.

01:34:57.820 And it's kind of, it's just too much.

01:34:59.400 It just doesn't, I don't know.

01:35:00.580 Sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, uh, I don't know.

01:35:04.300 It used to feel different.

01:35:05.520 Yeah.

01:35:05.780 It's like, like way too transactional right now.

01:35:07.820 It feels.

01:35:08.140 You want to watch this game?

01:35:09.960 Pay this.

01:35:10.640 You want to watch it without ads?

01:35:12.660 Pay this.

01:35:13.200 It feels very transactional.

01:35:14.120 You want a $20 hot dog?

01:35:15.460 And then?

01:35:17.900 That was just a question for you.

01:35:19.460 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:35:20.280 No.

01:35:21.180 No?

01:35:21.580 I want a $2 franc, homie.

01:35:22.800 That's where I'm at.

01:35:23.240 All right, you can put it away then, Sagan.

01:35:25.300 I'm still having change, man.

01:35:26.380 I want that $2 franc, homie.

01:35:28.680 Uh, Sketch, man.

01:35:30.220 Thanks for hanging out, dude.

01:35:31.460 Thanks for having me.

01:35:32.340 Yeah, bro.

01:35:32.900 I'm looking forward.

01:35:33.480 We got to go have some dinner?

01:35:34.600 Yeah.

01:35:35.200 Sounds good.

01:35:36.460 Probably, I'll probably get a little workout in here at home and then I'll come and link

01:35:39.140 up with you.

01:35:39.740 Yeah, it sounds good.

01:35:40.280 I'll probably, uh, you know, just, uh, we can get lubed up before.

01:35:46.100 Oh, God.

01:35:46.740 That's what I'd call drinking before, like.

01:35:48.500 Oh, getting lubed up.

01:35:49.780 Okay.

01:35:50.400 But, like, that's what I said before everything happened.

01:35:53.340 Now when I say it, it sounds like a dirty joke.

01:35:55.560 Yeah.

01:35:56.260 Things change.

01:35:56.960 That's the only thing.

01:35:57.720 It's like, I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, well, hey, whoa,

01:36:00.320 hey.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:01.600 That guy's, yeah.

01:36:03.000 That guy's one of us.

01:36:03.780 Is he being serious right now?

01:36:06.100 Dude, what the heck, man?

01:36:08.860 Good to see you, bro.

01:36:09.540 I'm happy that you're thriving.

01:36:10.720 I'm happy that you're still figuring it out.

01:36:12.460 Uh, outside of streaming, or is there other stuff that you kind of see, like, that you

01:36:15.460 want to do?

01:36:15.880 Like, the landscape kind of changes a lot.

01:36:17.480 You're a creative guy.

01:36:18.880 You're, like, a one of one.

01:36:20.140 You're so specific with who you, like, you, there's no other you, right?

01:36:24.040 So do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit?

01:36:27.280 Or do you feel like streaming is kind of it for now?

01:36:29.360 Um, streaming's it for now, but I definitely like reality TV aspects.

01:36:33.420 Um, I like hosting stuff.

01:36:36.680 I like, uh, like, hosting the streamer awards was fun.

01:36:39.320 I, I, but if I had a dream, like, to be, like, like, I want to be either in a movie or

01:36:44.500 in a TV show where it's, like, like, either the office type vibe where it's, like, riffing

01:36:50.200 and laughing all the time, or, like, stepbrothers.

01:36:53.440 Like, I like how Will Ferrell and, uh...

01:36:56.040 John C. Reilly?

01:36:56.820 Yeah, John C. Reilly and, like, Kenny Powers and stuff like that.

01:36:59.840 Like, uh, I like the way that, like, when you watch their blooper reel, like, it's, like,

01:37:03.940 they're just, like, shooting the shit.

01:37:05.720 Yeah.

01:37:06.020 Like, that would be a dream role.

01:37:07.500 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:37:08.580 Or, like, to be, be able to, like, find something that was, like, to cling to.

01:37:13.400 Or treasure hunting.

01:37:14.360 What about that?

01:37:17.820 We're actually thinking about something like that.

01:37:20.240 Hmm, really?

01:37:21.500 Yes.

01:37:21.660 I can see that 100%, dude.

01:37:23.280 We're gonna start doing geocache streams.

01:37:27.120 Hmm.

01:37:27.720 You know what geocaching is?

01:37:28.700 Mm-mm.

01:37:29.540 It's where you go, you go hide, you go hide stuff, and people go find it.

01:37:33.500 Geocaching is a real-world treasure hunt using GPS-enabled devices to find contain,

01:37:37.700 hidden containers called geocaches.

01:37:39.820 Geocaches?

01:37:40.440 Yeah.

01:37:41.100 Wow, dude, that sounds amazing.

01:37:42.320 It's really fun, actually.

01:37:43.860 Oh, bro, it sounds fascinating.

01:37:45.160 So, wait, so you, uh...

01:37:46.340 It's all over, it's all over the world.

01:37:48.180 So, how would you be able to do it?

01:37:49.620 Like, give me an example of what that would be like.

01:37:51.280 So, you go on, like, a geocaching app, and, like, they give you, like, the coordinates,

01:37:56.080 and they kind of, like, maybe describe where it's hidden, and, like, you kind of have to go find it.

01:38:00.360 Like, it could be under a rock, it could be up in a tree.

01:38:02.460 And who hides the stuff?

01:38:03.480 Anyone?

01:38:03.960 Um, it's kind of like a, like a, it's anyone.

01:38:07.780 It's, it's like a, it's like a very community type thing.

01:38:13.480 Like, the people that take stuff usually replace it with something, like, you know, like that type of vibe.

01:38:17.800 So, it's kind of like the Burning Man of treasure hunting.

01:38:19.680 Like, it's kind of like you take, you put, you give back, that sort of thing.

01:38:22.780 Yeah, it's pretty sick.

01:38:24.180 Um, and so, but people can hide anything.

01:38:26.780 It can be a poem, it could be money, it could just be something like a positive, like, affirmation.

01:38:30.640 It could be anything.

01:38:31.220 Yeah, it'd be pretty pissed if it was a positive affirmation.

01:38:34.700 It takes a while to get a lot of that stuff.

01:38:37.520 If it just said life's good, I'd be, I'd be like, it cost me $30 in gas, motherfucker.

01:38:41.980 We're in California right now.

01:38:44.200 Did you, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:46.240 What would be a good reality show, dude?

01:38:48.360 I'm trying to think of some good names.

01:38:49.880 Okay.

01:38:51.420 Influencers versus the real world.

01:38:54.520 Ooh.

01:38:54.920 So, you would take, you'd take people and say, like, change a wind turbine.

01:38:59.280 Like, you know how it's high up, so someone that's scared of heights go, like, take an

01:39:02.940 influencer that, like, that's their, that's their fear.

01:39:05.580 Or, like, take them and make them do, like, a dirty job of, like, that's something, like,

01:39:09.300 that don't, they don't like to do, like, change sewer or something, like.

01:39:12.260 And have them, have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real

01:39:15.760 world.

01:39:16.080 Yeah, like, either, like, have it walk through or, like, just something where it's, like,

01:39:20.280 because, like, people always go, like, well, there's, like, the streamer harder than that.

01:39:24.280 Like, that rage bait question.

01:39:25.680 Right.

01:39:25.840 But, like, doing that.

01:39:27.000 Like, what rage bait question?

01:39:28.280 Like, there's a rage bait question that, uh, is streaming harder than a real job.

01:39:32.260 Oh, got it.

01:39:33.640 And, like, uh, like, like, it's, it's not, because you're, like, you just turn on a camera

01:39:38.660 and chill, but, like, the, usually, you know, those type of people don't have calloused

01:39:43.580 hands, like, dealing, like, if you're doing, like, blue collar work.

01:39:46.660 Yeah, you'll have calloused on his fingertips just from hitting, like, you know, uh.

01:39:50.020 I got calloused on his hand from rubbing my pecker too many times.

01:39:52.900 Ooh.

01:39:53.800 You're a pecker?

01:39:57.300 Um, what was it another, oh, are you smarter than a meth head would be good.

01:40:01.700 That is, that's actually a great one.

01:40:03.580 Is that a show already?

01:40:04.540 I think there is a guy that goes around and street, street interviews, uh.

01:40:08.380 Or, dude, meth versus math, right?

01:40:11.240 So somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just chews their

01:40:16.140 fucking arms and legs off, dude.

01:40:17.580 If you found the right method, though, meth, meth is supposed to, it's supposed to make

01:40:22.500 you stronger, apparently.

01:40:24.140 Oh, dude, for sure, dude.

01:40:25.720 Do you know how meth was invented?

01:40:27.020 Huh?

01:40:27.560 Uh-uh.

01:40:28.320 Do you know, the Nazis invented meth.

01:40:30.120 Oh, they did?

01:40:31.040 Yeah, it was, it was a Nazi invention to keep, uh, because it, it, it lowers your appetite,

01:40:35.380 keeps you up, and it was, like, a way, like, during the World War II, like, to keep, keep

01:40:40.140 their troops, like, because they're fighting in, in Russia, so, like.

01:40:43.240 Oh, that's a good point, huh?

01:40:44.280 Right here, it says, methamphetamine, known as Pervitin, during Nazi Germany, was first

01:40:48.460 synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company, Temmler-Werke, in

01:40:54.540 1937.

01:40:55.980 It was introduced as a legal stimulant similar, similar to coffee, and quickly became popular

01:41:00.180 for its ability to keep users awake and alert.

01:41:02.600 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:41:03.460 Meth versus math.

01:41:04.360 Some dude, some dude walks into a classroom, huge math problem.

01:41:07.600 He's got to solve it, he has 30 seconds before a meth head gets loose in there, and fucking

01:41:11.900 starts nibbling his fucking nipples off, dude.

01:41:14.400 You're probably gonna get a gnaw more than a nipple off.

01:41:17.240 Oh, dude, yeah.

01:41:18.360 A little bit, I think the, they talk about meth and that thing like they talk about Coke

01:41:23.180 and Coca-Cola back in the day.

01:41:25.500 Meth was, meth is fucking, I've never done meth.

01:41:29.480 That would be crazy.

01:41:30.500 Mom and dad.

01:41:31.160 Me either.

01:41:31.640 Yeah, yeah, mom and dad, never done meth.

01:41:33.800 Yeah, dude, I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game.

01:41:36.740 Like a good game show?

01:41:38.420 Yeah, like a good game show.

01:41:39.720 I think that meth thing would be good.

01:41:42.840 Or anything else we didn't talk about?

01:41:44.480 I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh?

01:41:45.900 We covered a lot of stuff.

01:41:47.660 You got anything else you want to talk about?

01:41:52.820 No, I think it's just like, I think for me, I just like realize I just gotta let things

01:41:56.160 be, you know?

01:41:57.200 Just let this, like, you know, sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this, and

01:42:01.580 you can have some planning and stuff like that, but just to take a step back and just

01:42:05.020 let things be sometimes, you know?

01:42:06.420 Yeah, soak in the moment.

01:42:08.620 Yeah, just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens, you know?

01:42:11.900 It's hard for me to sometimes, uh, uh...

01:42:15.080 Like, are you a person that you don't, like, you realize the good times after you're out

01:42:19.260 of the good times, type?

01:42:20.720 Like, in the moment, like, you're like...

01:42:22.960 Yeah, I just, I have so many, like, just carrying different expectations or hoping this

01:42:27.380 happens, you know?

01:42:28.120 Just like, somebody's just like, hey, man, just let it be.

01:42:30.200 And just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that

01:42:33.840 everything's going to be okay, even though you might have different ideas and stuff

01:42:37.640 that everything's going to be fine.

01:42:39.020 Yeah.

01:42:39.380 You know?

01:42:40.340 Definitely.

01:42:40.900 Having faith is a big...

01:42:42.840 Yeah.

01:42:44.100 So, I think just working on that, probably a little bit more, something that, you know,

01:42:48.620 I'm, like, thinking about a lot.

01:42:50.060 Yeah.

01:42:51.540 Um...

01:42:52.060 Bubble is here for you if you need anything.

01:42:55.220 Yeah, thanks, man.

01:42:56.140 I know that.

01:42:56.680 I appreciate that.

01:42:57.120 You always check in, like, with some positive energy or see what's going on, so...

01:43:01.600 Yeah, you FaceTime me in the sauna.

01:43:03.780 I appreciate that.

01:43:04.440 Yeah.

01:43:05.400 Pretty cool.

01:43:06.240 You were pretty liquided up.

01:43:09.300 That was sweat.

01:43:10.440 That was a lot of sweat.

01:43:11.500 Yeah, honey.

01:43:12.220 The lights were off, too.

01:43:13.560 Hey, dude, I couldn't even get them to work.

01:43:15.660 Who gets in a sauna without the lights working?

01:43:18.440 Dude, bro.

01:43:19.180 That is...

01:43:19.660 I told him that's a bathhouse.

01:43:21.500 That's not a...

01:43:22.000 That is not a sauna.

01:43:23.520 The lights are off and it's a sauna?

01:43:25.420 That's not...

01:43:25.840 You're...

01:43:26.120 Brother, you're...

01:43:27.280 We've been in the same place.

01:43:29.660 Come on now.

01:43:30.620 What's up, brother?

01:43:31.340 That's a cock.

01:43:32.180 No.

01:43:32.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:33.500 You weren't reaching for the door.

01:43:34.880 Why is there so many holes?

01:43:36.500 Yeah.

01:43:37.100 Holy shit.

01:43:38.000 Here's what I'm saying is...

01:43:39.520 Dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were...

01:43:42.200 Were you a kid or not?

01:43:45.480 Mmm...

01:43:45.960 Not this first time.

01:43:48.120 I think the first time...

01:43:48.620 Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit?

01:43:51.400 I'm trying to think of, like, the first time I saw a real one.

01:43:53.880 When was that time you saw a real tit?

01:43:55.660 Remember it?

01:43:56.300 Like, I've been seeing so many now.

01:43:59.200 Oh, my bad, bro.

01:44:00.340 No, not like that.

01:44:01.700 Like, more just, like, just...

01:44:03.340 Fucking tit Ricky over here, dude.

01:44:05.280 You're...

01:44:05.720 How many tits have you seen?

01:44:07.580 Dude, you're a pussy the platypus.

01:44:09.740 Dude, I'm just saying I had a little.

01:44:11.940 A little?

01:44:12.980 Sounded like you had a lot.

01:44:14.980 I had a whole mouthful.

01:44:16.120 Bro, we had this kid named Reginald who had seen a tit, right?

01:44:18.920 And people heard that he had seen one.

01:44:20.440 And we were like, motherfucking Reginald.

01:44:22.680 We're like, we're like, Reginald, what did it look like?

01:44:26.100 And he could...

01:44:27.140 He had, like, a little bit of, like, a stutter kind of...

01:44:28.720 And he couldn't even fucking tell us.

01:44:30.360 And we're, like, trying to shake it out of him.

01:44:31.840 Trying to get the...

01:44:33.240 We had a waterboard of him to get to...

01:44:35.380 Draw that tit, Reginald.

01:44:37.520 You know, he'd be like, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit.

01:44:40.900 And with tit, you can't tell if somebody's stuttering

01:44:43.080 or they're just saying tit over and over again, dude.

01:44:45.140 It's, like, it's kind of tough to know

01:44:46.620 because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever.

01:44:48.800 Yeah.

01:44:49.040 And he'd be like, damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like.

01:44:51.740 Do you remember the first one you saw then?

01:44:53.340 Tit, tit, tit, tit.

01:44:55.120 Or it was Reginald's...

01:44:56.340 Reginald saw it.

01:44:58.340 And we were all fucking cornering.

01:44:59.840 Dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school.

01:45:01.480 We were like, Reginald saw a frickin' tit.

01:45:04.060 Reginald, you better get over here right now.

01:45:06.180 Yeah, you gotta show us.

01:45:07.660 And Reginald, I think, was low-key gay.

01:45:09.440 So he didn't...

01:45:10.020 He shouldn't even have been seeing a tit,

01:45:11.220 which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset.

01:45:13.400 Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits.

01:45:15.580 And Reginald gets...

01:45:16.340 The one guy that doesn't like it.

01:45:17.820 Yeah, dude.

01:45:18.360 The one guy that doesn't like it.

01:45:19.840 The one guy who's like,

01:45:21.040 oh, that's a small little tummy with a bump on it, you know?

01:45:25.300 What are you talking about, Reginald?

01:45:27.200 That's a tit.

01:45:28.060 That's a succulent.

01:45:29.380 God.

01:45:29.740 That's a tit, tit, tit, tit.

01:45:32.420 First, you just wanted to just fucking shake it out of him.

01:45:35.280 That's a damn titty, Reginald.

01:45:36.940 First dip of light, it had so much hair in it,

01:45:39.380 it looked like a Venus flytrap.

01:45:41.200 Ooh.

01:45:42.040 And who was he?

01:45:43.600 Who was he?

01:45:44.500 No, it was a she.

01:45:46.120 Yeah, sure it was, huh?

01:45:47.740 All right.

01:45:48.740 We'll see you guys in the future, man.

01:45:52.100 Definitely.

01:45:52.860 Are you talking about them in the future or us?

01:45:54.700 I'm going to jump on your stream tomorrow, man.

01:45:56.240 Let's do it.

01:45:56.860 Help make some fun content.

01:45:58.280 Yeah, I'm so down.

01:45:59.660 I've never done it.

01:46:00.580 The only other stream I...

01:46:01.720 Yeah.

01:46:01.860 You did Speeds?

01:46:02.540 I'm going to jump on.

01:46:03.040 I got to meet Speed.

01:46:04.440 That was the first time I'd ever met him,

01:46:05.620 so it's kind of a lot.

01:46:06.520 He, like, showed up.

01:46:07.900 Dude, his life's insane, though.

01:46:09.700 He moves like the president.

01:46:11.240 It's insane.

01:46:11.980 I mean, he moves like the president.

01:46:13.700 Speed had more...

01:46:15.040 He had as many people around him as I would say, like, when I saw the vice president.

01:46:22.500 It's insane.

01:46:23.520 Like, I went to a soccer game, and we were in the same box,

01:46:25.680 and there's kids, like...

01:46:27.920 And, like, he left at, like, halftime,

01:46:30.600 because there was kids, like, just below his suite just going,

01:46:32.900 Speed! Speed! Speed!

01:46:34.620 I was like, holy shit.

01:46:36.380 It was pretty miraculous to see.

01:46:37.880 But just to get to see...

01:46:39.940 Say it, Reginald!

01:46:41.200 Just to get to see him and see what his world was like was pretty awesome.

01:46:46.820 Yeah.

01:46:47.100 And the fact that he came by, it was nice of him.

01:46:49.120 You know, that's just a lot of pressure doing that.

01:46:50.460 He was doing, like, a 50-state tour or something.

01:46:52.100 Yeah.

01:46:53.420 He's awesome.

01:46:55.220 He's actually really cool.

01:46:56.640 But I got to meet him a couple times.

01:46:58.800 Yeah, he seemed like a cool guy, man.

01:47:00.180 I mean, he was cool.

01:47:01.080 It was just so quick, you know?

01:47:02.940 Yeah, that's why I like...

01:47:04.360 When I do my streams or whatever,

01:47:06.180 I usually like to meet the people beforehand.

01:47:09.500 And just at least say, hey, yeah.

01:47:10.800 Yeah, because then it's like,

01:47:12.580 you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff.

01:47:15.360 Yeah.

01:47:17.520 Well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude.

01:47:19.300 It's great to see you again.

01:47:20.820 And I'm looking forward to seeing you this weekend.

01:47:23.760 Can I get a pair of those shoes, too?

01:47:26.100 These?

01:47:26.920 Yeah.

01:47:27.860 Yeah, dude.

01:47:28.360 These are awesome.

01:47:29.080 You can't see, but these are great.

01:47:30.840 Oh, really?

01:47:31.600 Yeah, dude.

01:47:32.080 These are great, dude.

01:47:33.040 I do like them.

01:47:33.560 These are these new Jordans.

01:47:34.780 Are these serious?

01:47:35.560 Yeah, the retirement Jordans.

01:47:38.320 These are fucking slippers, dude.

01:47:39.920 These are damn...

01:47:40.600 Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce companies.

01:47:42.900 Are you going to find a lady in that?

01:47:44.720 That's the problem, I think.

01:47:46.080 I can style you.

01:47:48.140 You might be right.

01:47:49.740 Let me...

01:47:50.200 If I threw a chain on you, you think that would work?

01:47:53.120 Maybe.

01:47:53.940 We do like that, and then suddenly I'm like wearing your shit.

01:47:56.700 Yeah.

01:47:58.320 Depends on which closet you go in.

01:48:00.760 Yeah.

01:48:01.300 Might come out looking like Wonder Woman.

01:48:03.180 Yeah.

01:48:03.620 Might come out wondering about men.

01:48:05.060 All right.

01:48:08.160 All right.

01:48:08.940 Bro, love you, dude.

01:48:09.840 Love you, too.

01:48:10.040 Thank you so much for just being alive and creating cool stuff.

01:48:14.860 You're going to do so much creative stuff in the world, and I'm happy to be here to witness

01:48:18.100 it and always hear if I can help her.

01:48:19.580 And thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going

01:48:23.280 on.

01:48:23.580 Yeah, bro.

01:48:23.940 Love you.

01:48:24.420 Love you, too, man.

01:48:25.040 It's also always fun to be here.

01:48:28.840 BLM, dude.

01:48:30.060 BLM.

01:48:30.580 I'll see you in the Subaru.

01:48:31.440 Let's do it.

01:48:32.020 Love you, bro.

01:48:32.460 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:48:38.800 I must be cornerstone.

01:48:44.140 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:48:49.540 I can feel it in my bones.

01:48:53.920 But it's going to tell you.

01:48:55.580 I'm walking.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 13, 2025

#624 - Sketch

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