This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #650

00:00:00.000 Chicago, celebrating more than 25 years of Broadway razzle-dazzle, the Associated Press

00:00:11.580 calls Chicago the most entertaining musical of the decade.

00:00:18.960 Paint the Town Again, Chicago the Musical, we're hotter than ever.

00:00:25.260 From April 7th to 19th at the CAA Edmurvish Theater, book at murvish.com.

00:00:30.000 Just a reminder that tickets for Busboys, the movie, with myself and David Spade, are on sale right now.

00:00:39.300 Pre-sale tickets, you can get them.

00:00:41.520 It's in theaters April 17th, but if you get tickets now, it'll show the movie theaters that we're going to sell them,

00:00:48.240 or that they are selling, and then we can expand to more theaters.

00:00:52.420 So if you know when you're going to go and you can support, that would be great, and no pressure if you can't.

00:00:58.740 And again, the pre-sale tickets are available, busboysmovie.com.

00:01:04.640 I'm excited.

00:01:05.660 Thank you.

00:01:06.960 Today's guest is a renaissance man.

00:01:09.840 He's a content creator, an entrepreneur.

00:01:13.220 He's a professional boxer, and he has political aspirations, possibly.

00:01:18.600 We'll find out.

00:01:20.020 This is my first time getting to sit down with him and really have a talk.

00:01:24.380 So I'm grateful for that.

00:01:25.620 Today's guest is the problem child, Jake.

00:01:28.740 Paul

00:01:29.880 It's a procreate name for everybody

00:01:47.260 Can you believe

00:01:48.880 To let anybody make a kid

00:01:50.360 That's wild

00:01:51.100 I think it's a massive problem

00:01:56.100 just like anyone could have a kid it's crazy bro like when i look at people i'm like yo what

00:02:05.080 the fuck is this guy doing he's got a fucking kid he's gonna raise this kid the kid's gonna

00:02:11.740 be worse like well we'll talk about logan after a while dude but i'm talking about just in general

00:02:19.000 i'm just joking logan uh but i'm talking just about in general dude yeah the fact that they

00:02:25.380 don't put birth control in the suboxone first of all or something like like methadone with birth

00:02:32.120 control you think they're just and if you don't finish school you shouldn't get more than one

00:02:37.180 kid i don't think there should be like a certificate that you gotta you gotta fill out

00:02:41.760 some paperwork for to get a kid bro to be honest you gotta pass the iq test honestly or some shit

00:02:46.640 like that yeah even a low iq test would feel bad like ah these these people and and and by the way

00:02:53.520 It's like the movie Idiocracy

00:02:55.320 Which by the way is like fully coming to life

00:02:57.780 Yeah

00:02:58.100 You mean the historical drama Idiocracy?

00:03:01.280 Yeah

00:03:01.480 I mean yeah I agree

00:03:02.880 It used to be a comedy movie but now it's like

00:03:05.520 It's art now

00:03:07.000 It's like oh my god

00:03:09.700 We're here

00:03:10.980 And by the way

00:03:13.440 Brondo

00:03:15.720 Like the electrolyte drink in it

00:03:17.780 Is like prime

00:03:18.700 It has electrolytes

00:03:22.500 like, bring up

00:03:24.000 Brondo, that's hilarious

00:03:25.180 Bro, bring up

00:03:28.260 a clip from that, yeah

00:03:29.300 Look at the president with the machine gun

00:03:31.340 This looks fucking good

00:03:34.400 The Brondo's not working

00:03:35.760 Now I'm no botanist, but I do know that

00:03:37.560 if you put water on plants, they grow

00:03:39.800 Well, I've never seen no plants

00:03:42.040 grow out of no toilet

00:03:43.180 That's good

00:03:44.320 Yeah, that's a prime

00:03:47.460 business meeting right there

00:03:49.580 Or that's, no, I'm joking

00:03:52.160 But that, yeah, it's where we are, bro.

00:03:53.860 And by the way, we're Celsius partners.

00:03:55.760 Yeah.

00:03:56.100 We love Celsius.

00:03:57.060 Are you Celsius partner?

00:03:57.920 Yeah.

00:03:58.640 Yeah.

00:03:59.200 Me and you both.

00:04:00.300 I'll have a little.

00:04:00.780 I gave a little to my buddy's cat the other day.

00:04:03.040 Yeah.

00:04:03.540 How did it do?

00:04:04.540 He likes kind of the cherry cola flavor.

00:04:05.880 He didn't have a lot.

00:04:07.020 Did it, like, do something cooler or no?

00:04:09.400 I mean, we haven't seen him, so.

00:04:12.180 This cat is really, it's a wild cat.

00:04:14.640 He's a BLM activist.

00:04:16.040 That cat was living fit, bro.

00:04:17.780 Like, he just disappeared.

00:04:19.720 He hit a gym, like, 30 miles away.

00:04:21.480 so he turned into a fucking iron marathoner dude he's dating a dog now he's fucking he's crushing

00:04:28.940 it dude yeah it's changing it's changing the uh animalic sex order dude um dude good to see you

00:04:38.380 dude i saw this picture of you the the other day um see if you can pull this out there was a picture

00:04:43.260 of a of a pet that we saved speaking of pets that one of them looked like you and tell me if you

00:04:50.200 think it's fair or not and this is i'm not that's pretty that one yeah i would say that's a that's

00:04:58.360 that's a that's a great compliment yeah that's i thought it was gonna be much worse

00:05:01.760 i thought you were gonna show like a fucking lemur or something yeah something on his last

00:05:09.000 leg or something i was like i'm honored that this is he thought of me bro because

00:05:15.280 Bro, because every time I look at you

00:05:17.420 I just see Joe Dirt

00:05:18.640 The soil's rich

00:05:22.260 Yeah, dude

00:05:24.440 I do feel like Joe Dirt

00:05:25.900 Me and Spade have a movie that we made that's coming out

00:05:28.020 I'm so excited for it

00:05:29.460 Busboys

00:05:30.240 So we made it ourselves and everything

00:05:32.480 So that's exciting

00:05:33.300 Was that hard, by the way?

00:05:36.060 Did that make it harder to self-fund and stuff like that?

00:05:40.100 To make the movie?

00:05:41.340 Like what part of making it?

00:05:42.380 Getting it done or getting it in theaters?

00:05:44.000 or getting all yeah all of it getting in theaters i think people were some people called and were

00:05:49.260 like dude how'd you guys get it into theaters you know and so that part i think was kind of tough

00:05:54.440 the tough parts were just all the spaces you have to stay involved with you think like oh somebody

00:05:59.720 else does that and you're like oh no there's no there's nobody else and so it just falls back on

00:06:04.480 you i'm sure it's yeah are you nervous like for the outcome because i think you know like you just

00:06:12.060 see a lot of movies with the biggest names these days with super big budgets and the you know all

00:06:19.120 the people behind them and then it flops like are you nervous about that yeah because it's public

00:06:24.740 like even I've had a couple of fights where it's like the pay-per-views weren't as good

00:06:29.940 but it's private info yeah I think there's a part of me like I like to be like kind of in control

00:06:36.660 of what i do right and so that's why i was waiting to do something where it's like um we wrote it we

00:06:42.360 made it's our own thing so at least in the end i do feel like we did a good job and i got to do it

00:06:48.760 with somebody really like who's amazing and a stat and like established in that universe um

00:06:54.920 yeah i think it is scary because you don't want it to affect how people think about you or feel

00:07:01.340 about you they may just not be like i care about seeing a movie this weekend and it's almost to

00:07:06.380 the weekend like nobody buys a ticket for a movie three weeks in advance i thought we'd put it out

00:07:12.000 and be like oh it'll all sell out like a like you like maybe with a comedy show but with a movie

00:07:16.600 it's like you kind of have to wait till that weekend it's probably similar with like a pay-per-view

00:07:19.940 no 100 and we actually like base our fights around making sure there's no other big events

00:07:27.140 um like the last fight on netflix like third third biggest fight ever with joshua 35 million

00:07:34.200 viewers live but it was the same weekend as avatar the same day so it plays into it like

00:07:42.620 would we have gotten five million more viewers it's just something interesting to think about but

00:07:48.620 um sometimes you can't choose another date so yeah we just yeah i think i'm definitely a little

00:07:56.180 bit spooked about it i'm a little uh i'm nervous about i'm also kind of excited about it and if

00:08:02.460 i think if it doesn't go great it's okay it's like you know i hope it does because we want to

00:08:08.700 be able to make more stuff and help other people make more stuff that don't get like like there's

00:08:12.940 no studio attached to it it's like nobody told us anything we could put in or out of the script

00:08:17.560 um so it's all our own thing so so it's not woke yeah it's not woke dude we got an eight-year-old

00:08:25.600 I'm saying f***ing in it, you know?

00:08:28.680 And I don't, you know.

00:08:29.600 Perfect, bro.

00:08:30.120 And he didn't mean it.

00:08:31.340 Yeah.

00:08:32.140 And by the way, you paid him to say it.

00:08:34.360 Yeah, that's true, dude.

00:08:35.280 So you're invoking abuse, Theo.

00:08:39.600 But we paid him handsomely, you know?

00:08:42.320 We paid him enough.

00:08:43.500 Hey, we didn't touch him.

00:08:44.960 Honestly, though, honestly.

00:08:46.720 We're already better than half of them.

00:08:47.640 This is my problem with people saying the word f***ing.

00:08:50.340 Yeah.

00:08:50.740 Is that, like, I would never say it.

00:08:53.540 Yeah.

00:08:54.280 Like, so.

00:08:54.980 Yeah.

00:08:55.600 It's just, like, fucked up to say f**k.

00:08:58.740 Oh, yeah, I don't say it.

00:09:01.700 So, but, yeah, let's, what else is going on?

00:09:05.420 What don't you say?

00:09:07.120 I don't say it.

00:09:08.540 I'll say it really, I will say it very fast

00:09:10.960 because some people are wondering what I don't say

00:09:12.520 and I'm not going to be,

00:09:14.000 and you won't even know when I'm going to say it.

00:09:15.580 So, f**k.

00:09:17.840 That was it.

00:09:19.860 And I didn't even say it, so.

00:09:22.440 And, who knows, I might be a homosexual,

00:09:25.600 when I get older, after I get married,

00:09:27.160 and leave my wife.

00:09:30.100 So, and that's why you're fucking smart.

00:09:34.840 Because you're hedging.

00:09:37.260 Like, you're saving.

00:09:39.280 You're an investor.

00:09:40.780 You're a forward thinker.

00:09:42.180 Yeah.

00:09:42.500 You're literally a renaissance man.

00:09:44.640 Because at least you can fucking admit

00:09:47.500 that you might be a f***er later in life.

00:09:50.260 Whoa, bro.

00:09:51.300 I'm not going to be some crazy.

00:09:53.480 I will be just a guy

00:09:56.800 who is doing his best

00:09:58.380 who fucking is pissed off at one of his friends

00:10:01.040 and lets him fucking jerk

00:10:02.940 him off one time

00:10:03.820 I'm not going to be some guy who's holding hands

00:10:06.600 and going to like a market or something

00:10:08.480 so anyway

00:10:11.220 now that our careers

00:10:13.120 are both over

00:10:14.320 now we still got Celsius

00:10:16.520 they'll never leave us

00:10:18.800 oh dude two sips of this you'll come on your

00:10:20.940 buddy's back

00:10:21.580 Did you see that

00:10:25.320 Did you see that Drewski skit

00:10:27.720 What'd you think

00:10:28.380 You know what's so funny

00:10:30.180 Is that I wanted to talk about this with you

00:10:33.900 Really

00:10:34.760 Yeah

00:10:35.580 I mean this shit is crazy

00:10:38.240 When she starts doing that

00:10:39.500 Oh my god

00:10:44.720 What are your thoughts

00:10:46.380 I thought

00:10:47.640 It's so bizarre

00:10:50.380 It's one of his more bizarre videos

00:10:52.700 I mean it's

00:10:53.740 It's hilarious dude

00:10:55.900 She's in this space

00:10:57.440 I wish it had gone a little more into like

00:10:59.780 The stuff with the husband and what could have happened

00:11:01.680 But I don't think black people

00:11:03.840 Like mess with people's families and shit that much

00:11:05.700 They don't go into that kind of area very much

00:11:07.760 Yeah

00:11:09.360 I mean Drewski's just

00:11:10.700 You never know what he's gonna do bro

00:11:13.160 And this sets that precedent like

00:11:15.400 Like nothing else

00:11:16.440 I mean look at this bro

00:11:18.520 This could be fucking you or Logan in 40 years, dude.

00:11:23.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:27.300 And not in a bad way, dude.

00:11:28.780 Y'all look good.

00:11:30.320 Yeah, no, honestly.

00:11:32.420 Dude, this is Hulk Hogan's whole family in one picture, dude.

00:11:35.340 This is Hulk Hogan.

00:11:36.300 Yeah, no, honestly, it's fucking hilarious.

00:11:39.080 I loved it.

00:11:40.820 And I'm obviously Republican.

00:11:42.980 and like all the Republicans being mad about this shit

00:11:46.320 is like a fucking L for Republicans

00:11:49.120 because this is fucking hilarious

00:11:51.740 and even though it's fucking dark and twisted

00:11:55.300 and it's not

00:11:58.380 maybe the

00:11:59.520 this is what comedy fucking is

00:12:03.000 yes

00:12:03.400 I agree

00:12:04.760 we are fucking humans

00:12:07.940 let's make fun of ourselves

00:12:09.540 and there's truth in this

00:12:11.600 yes um and and extreme truth and people weren't ready for that but but uh i i think it's fucking

00:12:20.120 hilarious and um i want to ask you something because i've been over the last couple of days

00:12:29.120 calling um makeup artists and i was gonna do a response to this and like go

00:12:38.440 and do like

00:12:39.920 the full on

00:12:40.960 darker

00:12:41.340 yeah

00:12:41.940 and do it

00:12:43.640 and just do it back

00:12:44.700 because why not

00:12:45.800 yeah

00:12:46.420 like

00:12:47.060 are we on the

00:12:48.140 same playing field

00:12:49.300 like

00:12:49.820 I think if you

00:12:51.180 if there's a way to do it

00:12:52.560 oh

00:12:53.120 this thing didn't end well

00:12:53.940 even this sentence

00:12:54.800 but if there's a way

00:12:56.280 to do it

00:12:57.040 I've been here many times

00:12:58.220 if there's a way

00:12:59.560 to do it

00:13:00.340 I think

00:13:01.760 yeah

00:13:02.060 I think

00:13:03.080 there needs to be

00:13:04.900 some black support

00:13:06.100 for

00:13:07.540 the character, I think.

00:13:11.000 Like, I'm saying, like, say if

00:13:12.460 Drewski or

00:13:14.940 I'm trying to think of somebody else.

00:13:19.060 Charles Barkley.

00:13:20.000 Charles Barkley.

00:13:21.240 If you got one of those guys to be like,

00:13:22.960 hey, Dion, I want you to do this skit with me.

00:13:25.520 Let's do this.

00:13:26.760 But still, that's pussy now.

00:13:28.880 You think it is?

00:13:29.640 Yeah.

00:13:30.460 To me, there's a level of, like...

00:13:32.060 Doesn't that make

00:13:33.640 us...

00:13:37.540 More, um, like, prejudice.

00:13:42.140 Oh, like more prejudice?

00:13:43.620 That makes us, if we have to partner with someone,

00:13:48.080 Drewski just dropped this.

00:13:49.920 And he's done it a couple of times, actually.

00:13:52.560 I fucking love it.

00:13:54.340 This is great.

00:13:55.080 This is how humans should be.

00:13:56.940 I agree.

00:13:57.420 We should fucking make fun of each other.

00:13:59.780 And I don't see in color.

00:14:01.460 I see in truth and comedy.

00:14:03.860 So, like, what are we talking about?

00:14:06.540 So you're saying that-

00:14:07.520 What era are we living in?

00:14:09.040 Dude, Justin Trudeau did it, and he's freaking dating Katy Perry.

00:14:13.120 You see that?

00:14:13.960 Justin Trudeau, the mayor of freaking Canada.

00:14:15.800 I was just with them.

00:14:16.480 I was just with them.

00:14:17.380 No, you were not.

00:14:18.060 Yeah, at the J.P. Morgan summit.

00:14:20.260 He was B-facing.

00:14:21.160 Look at him right there in the middle.

00:14:22.180 Look at the one in the hat in the middle.

00:14:23.580 Oh, he got caught for this before?

00:14:25.220 Yeah, look how dark he went.

00:14:27.880 I mean, he went.

00:14:28.980 But to be fair, that picture's in black and white, so we can't tell how dark he went.

00:14:35.720 But that's fair.

00:14:37.520 That's kind of fair.

00:14:39.840 What about Jimmy Kimmel when he was blacking around over there?

00:14:43.020 Bring that up, huh?

00:14:45.060 Hey, hey, hey.

00:14:46.100 Look at him just blacking.

00:14:47.380 I mean, look at that.

00:14:47.980 Even the cross eyes.

00:14:49.240 That's Jimmy Kimmel?

00:14:50.400 Yeah.

00:14:51.580 That's not Shaq.

00:14:53.460 That ain't fucking Shaq, dude.

00:14:55.900 That looks healthier than Shaq.

00:14:59.900 There's no way that's Jimmy Kimmel.

00:15:02.560 Oh, God, bro.

00:15:03.400 Shaq is selling everything now.

00:15:04.460 And look, bro.

00:15:05.100 And look, by the way.

00:15:06.060 That is Jimmy Kimmel.

00:15:06.640 Look at fucking Jimmy Kimmel

00:15:08.240 Fucking on the left

00:15:10.300 Untouchable

00:15:11.540 What the fuck bro

00:15:14.120 How can they get away with this shit

00:15:16.720 The shit that pisses me off

00:15:18.440 It's like kids can't be black

00:15:20.820 For Halloween dude

00:15:22.160 You know like a kid it's his favorite athlete

00:15:24.840 He never grew up with anything racist in his heart

00:15:26.760 Or anything

00:15:27.220 Yeah and he wants to be LeBron

00:15:29.160 This kid is just like

00:15:31.800 Fucking getting penetrated by

00:15:34.580 Haters

00:15:35.880 that's the problem there's too many haters out there

00:15:38.280 but look Drewski's doing this shit

00:15:40.240 craziest one he did was the one where he spit

00:15:42.540 on a black guy out of a car dressed as a white guy

00:15:44.960 you see that one

00:15:46.520 bring up that country

00:15:48.860 I didn't see that one

00:15:50.020 he drives up

00:15:51.720 bro honestly bro

00:15:54.560 no more

00:15:55.380 no more honesty from you dude right now

00:15:58.700 no I got a lot more

00:16:00.580 oh hold on

00:16:02.200 look at this part right here yeah after this

00:16:05.520 Bro, how many-

00:16:06.340 Right here.

00:16:06.980 Watch this.

00:16:08.160 You lost, Buffer?

00:16:09.460 No, I'm going to the race.

00:16:10.860 What race?

00:16:11.860 NASCAR race.

00:16:13.060 You're going to NASCAR?

00:16:15.020 Yes, sir.

00:16:15.600 Hello, Bruce.

00:16:18.980 You ain't lost, did you?

00:16:20.360 What the fuck is going?

00:16:22.100 You sure about that?

00:16:22.840 Yes, sir.

00:16:23.320 Okay, so this brings up the actual point of like...

00:16:28.160 It's...

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00:19:27.440 You know what?

00:19:28.160 I think you're right.

00:19:28.900 I think it's a good discussion, and I'm glad that you brought it up.

00:19:31.880 Because sometimes, yeah, it's like I don't even have anybody that's even semi-bullying.

00:19:36.520 You're like kind of the blackest guy we've had in here in a while.

00:19:39.600 People tell me that a lot.

00:19:41.300 Yeah, dude.

00:19:42.480 You're blacker than Logan.

00:19:45.540 That guy is white.

00:19:47.480 Yeah.

00:19:48.700 I mean, he's basically Hulk Hogan.

00:19:51.620 Oh, dude, he is probably.

00:19:53.280 I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral

00:19:55.240 which is pretty crazy

00:19:59.380 but anyway

00:20:00.740 did you

00:20:01.320 oh dude

00:20:03.440 at his funeral

00:20:04.860 nobody knew

00:20:06.140 Jim McMahon was there

00:20:07.320 and

00:20:09.440 who's Jim McMahon?

00:20:12.140 Vince McMahon?

00:20:13.200 Vince McMahon

00:20:14.120 Jim McMahon

00:20:15.440 showed me his asshole

00:20:17.180 one night

00:20:17.740 he used to play for the Bears

00:20:18.760 he showed me his asshole

00:20:20.500 one night

00:20:21.160 at a

00:20:21.620 yeah

00:20:22.120 yeah yeah and shout out jim yeah he showed me his asshole and i'd even ask about it and what what

00:20:27.940 so how did he show you his it was outdoors he was reenacting something and uh and he showed me

00:20:33.640 his asshole but he's awesome honestly the the the more people i meet in life and like he showed me

00:20:39.580 as richard dent you know that's just an old bears player who played at the same time and that's just

00:20:44.380 such a crazy statement okay go on the more people no yeah the more the more people i meet the more

00:20:48.920 weird like i think that yeah like people are fucking weird bro yeah and they want to show

00:20:54.300 people do bro it's the 11th so this is the problem is like i was raised right in a sense

00:21:04.080 but like what bro i'm saying i'm saying like the the richer you get the less um normal experiences

00:21:15.860 has become for you, so you have to do something

00:21:17.900 different to feel something.

00:21:20.120 And I don't fall under that category.

00:21:22.900 But a lot

00:21:24.240 of these people do.

00:21:25.420 You seem like you're trying to

00:21:26.680 take yourself out of the files right now or something.

00:21:32.520 But dude, you gotta

00:21:33.760 I'm sure you've run into some wild

00:21:36.040 shit, dude.

00:21:40.200 I'm just saying. Bro, you caught me.

00:21:43.080 You fucking

00:21:43.920 caught me, bro. You're good. You're good.

00:21:45.860 You're good

00:21:46.420 Fucking it's a mullet

00:21:48.420 I think it makes you smarter

00:21:49.660 Fuck bro

00:21:52.160 You caught me bro

00:21:52.820 That's my new character

00:21:53.560 It's a black detective

00:21:54.620 He figures it out

00:21:57.080 Yeah

00:21:58.180 Encyclopedia brown as fuck

00:22:00.340 That's who he is bro

00:22:01.740 You're a fucking genius bro

00:22:03.560 No

00:22:04.380 You caught me bro

00:22:05.440 Dude you and I

00:22:06.440 Should not be declaring

00:22:07.020 Anybody a genius bro

00:22:08.760 We are fucking

00:22:09.540 Wrong

00:22:09.980 Nah you're just saying

00:22:12.440 Something loud

00:22:13.080 You're just saying

00:22:14.040 Something definitively

00:22:14.760 No no

00:22:15.060 Hey bring up that

00:22:15.700 fish that's in a wheelchair. Have you seen that?

00:22:18.700 Bring up that wheelchair fish.

00:22:19.860 If you don't think you're a

00:22:21.940 genius, then you

00:22:23.900 should have some

00:22:25.820 self-reflection. Do you actually not

00:22:27.880 think you're a genius? No, not at all.

00:22:31.560 Not at all.

00:22:32.300 That's a big problem for yourself.

00:22:34.600 Look at this. Look at this bitch they got.

00:22:36.340 You don't think anything's possible, dude?

00:22:39.600 Look at this bitch. You trying to fight that thing

00:22:41.840 next, dude? Look at that motherfucker.

00:22:43.460 This is a perfect opponent for a man.

00:22:45.400 He's a wheelchair and two IQ is who I'm looking to fight.

00:22:52.080 He still has a one fight deal with the UFC, but you got to fucking.

00:22:55.060 We'll get him out.

00:22:55.840 We'll face him out.

00:22:56.720 We'll get him out.

00:22:57.980 But this is what we're fucking living in, dude.

00:23:00.320 People can't eat and we're fucking building fish.

00:23:03.560 Wheelchairs, bro.

00:23:07.080 So anyway, and that's also.

00:23:08.920 I'm not going to lie, though.

00:23:10.400 Like, you know what the fish's name is, dude?

00:23:13.200 Joe Biden.

00:23:14.220 That's the craziest part.

00:23:15.400 it makes sense why is it a fucking wheelchair this is this is comedy gold like uh it's comedy

00:23:24.420 goldfish dude we're fucked we're fucked dude this is horrible all we've done is is lobby for

00:23:31.480 fucking blackface this whole pod and nothing else dude but we're gonna keep it moving man

00:23:38.540 do you think um okay let's let's start over okay do you think erica kirk had anything to do with

00:23:46.720 the husband's death let's switch it up let's switch it up and that's mouthwash you know but

00:23:51.680 yeah keep having some do you i love listerine bro it's a fucking good stuff that's a new listerine

00:23:56.640 green apple bro you you're funny i don't know if you can ask that you're pretty funny okay

00:24:04.900 i don't know i'll talk about a lot of things but i i don't think i'll talk about charlie kirk

00:24:14.420 and his assassination okay the sensitive details around it oh dude i don't even want to fucking

00:24:20.080 talk about it's just on our list of stuff so i'll keep it moving some some ai you chat gbt'd what

00:24:27.500 to ask jake paul and it told you this it was like what will go most viral it said things jake paul

00:24:35.120 could handle and yeah one of them was frizz golf one of them was oh the tiger woods dui that was

00:24:40.260 kind of crazy let's talk let's let's let's brush on that because people deal with addiction people

00:24:44.860 deal with that stuff it's something i've dealt with um that was kind of a surprise to me i was

00:24:49.780 kind of surprised to see that you know have you ever played golf with tiger no um i don't no i

00:24:57.580 don't play golf i i mean bro like it's a second time thing for him right yeah but it's been like

00:25:02.860 a decade since the last time so it just seems like maybe he was going through a tough patch

00:25:07.240 yeah it's tough bro it's tough did you ever struggle with anything like that

00:25:12.840 Yeah, for sure. For sure. Like, um, especially when I was younger, there was a phase where, um, I was just like going through a really rough time in a lot of ways in life. Um, suicidal, um, lost a lot of money and had terrible people around me.

00:25:38.780 and so that was a that was a time that you were what were drinking or was like a thing because

00:25:42.160 i've been in you know like i've been in sobriety in and out of sobriety over the past like 10 years

00:25:46.280 it's a fucking tough road you know and you try your best i've been in like shit for like uh sex

00:25:52.580 love addiction intimacy disorder all of that shit you know i should probably be in like a

00:25:57.680 fucking wheelchair or whatever you know and that's real talk man praise god yeah praise god

00:26:04.600 no it's but but see how you're healing with it and you're sitting here today doing great things

00:26:12.980 in life and people love you and i love you and you're a genius and you're an amazing guy and

00:26:18.960 you just like worked through it but you're like honestly healing with it it goes back to like

00:26:24.020 comedy yeah that's why you're funny as fuck and you're making fun of yourself and it makes it

00:26:30.960 acceptable to your uh traumatized version of yourself so yeah but um i've been in

00:26:42.380 dark places as a kid like it's the funny like disney star crash out bankrupt money money money

00:26:51.660 bad people around you drugs alcohol party la girls girls girls tip yeah and it just like

00:26:59.280 it's like a fucking cycle out there so my my biggest advice to people is

00:27:02.920 don't fucking live in la and like go into that ecosystem um because i'm a product of it but it's

00:27:12.220 not me i i had to um heal from it and like but it it just was going to happen that way so um

00:27:24.540 no matter who goes out there no matter who they are it's not their fault but like they become

00:27:31.500 looped into that system and will end up unhappy and most likely addicted to a bunch of shit and

00:27:38.120 um yeah it's it's a it's a sad thing chasing validation i met this person at this party i

00:27:46.940 want to be famous i met this guy i took a photo with them it's just like a fucking dead end um

00:27:53.720 So, um, yeah, I think that energy overall in society is starting to change a little

00:28:00.120 bit.

00:28:00.400 I think we're starting to realize that there's not like all this, like collection of moments

00:28:07.000 and even items and even finances while we're here, there's not a really, the depth of value

00:28:14.640 to it isn't, uh, it's a kiddie pool, you know?

00:28:18.200 So, so yes, I, I was at the, um, this summit this past weekend in Montana and I, I was taking a piss next to Jeff Bezos and my, my, uh, my dad always said to me, like, since I was a kid, famous people put their pants on the same way.

00:28:35.200 One leg at a time.

00:28:36.060 Yeah.

00:28:36.560 And so I realized like, bro, he's, I love him by the way.

00:28:42.420 Really?

00:28:43.280 He's a neat guy.

00:28:44.160 I can't even imagine what his voice sounds like.

00:28:46.140 he's just fucking

00:28:48.340 he's awesome bro

00:28:49.800 he like shaped

00:28:50.620 the world

00:28:52.520 and he's going to continue

00:28:53.620 to do that

00:28:54.200 but

00:28:54.840 I just realized

00:28:57.280 when we were peeing

00:28:57.940 next to each other

00:28:58.700 like

00:28:59.460 bro we're just peeing

00:29:01.000 next to each other

00:29:01.740 just my fucking

00:29:03.080 just my homie

00:29:04.860 essentially

00:29:05.580 but you're

00:29:06.260 fucking piss potting him

00:29:08.040 bro

00:29:08.260 yeah

00:29:08.580 we're just like

00:29:09.560 Jeffrey

00:29:10.380 Jeffrey Bezos

00:29:12.180 I was gonna start

00:29:13.240 singing it out loud

00:29:14.140 but I didn't have

00:29:14.800 the confidence

00:29:15.320 I was about to start singing his song

00:29:18.100 and then I texted my friends like yeah

00:29:19.980 I just pissed next to Jeffrey and they were like

00:29:21.700 did you grab his dick like it's just all a joke

00:29:24.240 yeah that's typical French shit huh

00:29:25.280 it's just all a joke bro

00:29:26.640 did you fucking same day deliver that cock you feel me

00:29:29.100 stop saying bro

00:29:30.700 how prime was it

00:29:31.860 like but bro like

00:29:35.320 at the end of the day

00:29:36.180 was it Logan or was it KSI

00:29:37.740 that's just a further on the prime joke

00:29:41.000 but

00:29:41.260 I got it

00:29:43.680 thanks dude

00:29:44.700 Dude, I remember one time I pissed next to fucking Kid Rock, dude.

00:29:49.900 And I was like, fuck, I thought I'd made it, dude.

00:29:53.280 That's what I mean.

00:29:54.300 But it's also funny to, like, these people, like, that are so in the media.

00:30:01.980 And I, like, find myself in this category often.

00:30:05.860 Like, people think they know me.

00:30:10.340 They have so many ideas about who I am or what I am.

00:30:14.700 But like, bro, at the end of the day, we're all fucking humans.

00:30:16.840 And like seeing these people like eat, like even just seeing Jeff Bezos eat was just like funny.

00:30:22.240 It's like, yeah, okay.

00:30:23.380 Or watching him whisper to somebody.

00:30:24.920 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:30:25.820 Like he has to whisper.

00:30:27.080 He has to eat.

00:30:28.480 Bro, he's just one of us.

00:30:29.920 Yeah.

00:30:30.080 Like he's just a guy's guy.

00:30:31.840 Yeah.

00:30:32.980 But does he seem like a guy's guy kind of?

00:30:35.640 For sure.

00:30:36.280 Yeah.

00:30:36.580 He seems super cool.

00:30:37.620 Somebody said he seems kind of Asian.

00:30:38.860 One of my buddies met him a couple of times.

00:30:40.220 They said he seems kind of Asian.

00:30:42.980 Did he seem like that to you?

00:30:44.700 at all

00:30:46.660 not fully

00:30:48.700 or not

00:30:49.400 yeah

00:30:50.120 so I couldn't tell

00:30:52.760 when he was peeing

00:30:53.680 like how tight

00:30:54.600 he had to grip it

00:30:55.600 oh yeah

00:30:56.360 if he had a headlamp on

00:30:59.240 so yeah

00:31:01.700 I don't know dude

00:31:04.780 that's crazy bro

00:31:06.780 I don't know

00:31:08.120 that's the only way

00:31:09.600 I could tell

00:31:09.960 if he was Asian

00:31:10.420 is he tall

00:31:10.920 he's like

00:31:12.780 he's like 5'8

00:31:13.800 5'9

00:31:14.300 okay so he's what probably also his his wife like i think has a weird like public persona

00:31:20.760 um and their whole relationship bro it just goes back to fucking media but she was

00:31:26.600 awesome and smart and nice and very intelligent and um i don't know it's just weird how the media

00:31:34.200 paints everyone and it's it's actually sad because i even had a preconceived notion of these people

00:31:42.440 because it's just like indoctrination and you see enough things where you just like start to

00:31:49.640 conform to that idea but then you could just be so wrong yeah oh i i think that that happens a lot

00:31:59.480 you know it's easy to get addicted to that too one of the things that i think is most important

00:32:04.940 right now is um the the value of our own attention what do we put our attention on you know because

00:32:11.740 it's easy to sit there and just absorb all the bullshit and be like here's a picture of Lauren

00:32:16.320 Bezos or Jeff Bezos and you know there's just an article and there's no even repercussions for

00:32:22.000 anything more it's like she just got her tits done he just got his head done or whatever and

00:32:25.860 you're just like okay but you know what I'm saying but most people just we believe it it's like I've

00:32:30.700 found myself believing stuff and it's like this is you know I'm sure you've read things about

00:32:34.180 yourself that are astronomically outrageous no 100 this is I think the word you said that

00:32:39.960 is key is like repercussions like there needs to be some form of punishment for

00:32:48.920 invalid commentary on anything yeah um and this is why i started suing people because um

00:32:58.200 have you had a lot of nil type like that sort of issues or just people saying stuff people

00:33:03.940 mostly like rigged fights and and steroids and fake fights and like this type of thing it's like

00:33:10.440 bro do i look like i'm on steroids like no i'm a chubby kid like do do you know how legal it is

00:33:19.540 within all of these commissions to rig fights like you guys are actually fucking stupid but

00:33:27.040 i can't say that to them and then even when i'm like sitting here now defending myself it it feels

00:33:33.640 like they're gonna look at it and be like of course he would say that right um so i'm just

00:33:39.260 suing people because that's when the truth comes out is like let's let's go to court yeah let's

00:33:45.500 actually look at the documents and see if my fights were rigged and get to the bottom of it

00:33:52.760 and i know i'll come out on top because they're not and so yeah and this i'm gonna go delete an

00:33:57.680 old tweet as well as you're saying this but uh yeah oh yeah you you did say that thing i was

00:34:02.980 like fuck you for a second bro yeah i was actually mad at you i was mad at you but i was mad at you

00:34:09.140 for saying that yeah i can't remember why though because i think yeah i think it's exactly what

00:34:15.600 you're saying it was like um well let me think about it i don't know exactly what i said but

00:34:18.720 it was something like yeah i don't or yeah some actually remember this it was a jab like that

00:34:23.360 yeah you did it was a verbal jab like that i'm sorry man don't sue me also please and i will

00:34:30.400 take it down but like um but what what it's fine by the way it's fine it's fine but why

00:34:37.320 like what was the because i i look at it to be honest as another male who's insecure about me

00:34:45.720 being successful trying to take me down hmm let me think about that for just a second let me really

00:34:52.180 think about it yeah um yeah why would i say it was probably it was like um it felt like probably

00:34:58.100 a bandwagon-y type of thing you know um i'm not using that as an excuse i'm just saying that was

00:35:03.060 probably part of it um let me think uh oh yeah it's easy for me now in hindsight yeah it's easy

00:35:10.680 for me to like um just say something from here where i'm sitting here i don't have to say it to

00:35:15.400 his face i don't have to be around him and say it because i wouldn't i probably i wouldn't do that

00:35:20.680 unless i felt like it was a joking environment that was like safe um yeah so those are probably

00:35:28.860 the things to be honest with you and and um and i think it would take us longer for me to sit here

00:35:33.760 and or you know it took me longer to really probably sit and like kind of think out what

00:35:37.900 all the small parts were but those honestly are the things that i'm thinking of off the bat yeah

00:35:42.560 no and then uh like appreciate your honesty and candidness around that like and and it's

00:35:50.680 it is annoying for me because i fucking work my ass off in the gym like all the fucking time i

00:35:59.360 think i mean you came i mean like there was a there was a time where it was like yeah this

00:36:03.960 this guy isn't a real fighter these are things that people would say and then there's no there's

00:36:08.700 no person now like you disproved but but that's the thing is i could handle the not a real fighter

00:36:16.680 because i'm like fuck you haha right i could handle the um like most of the things that people

00:36:24.320 said but then when i got so good that people couldn't believe what i was doing that it turned

00:36:30.840 to fake fight steroids that really bothered me to be honest um i don't know why like it just like

00:36:39.900 seemed like the polar opposite thing that people could say that would disprove it all

00:36:47.820 um so it was so far from truth and i think that's why i'm blessed by god and like such a

00:36:57.860 uh pivotal person in today's society is because i live by truth and i think that when you do that

00:37:06.820 god continues to bless you and i think the the fake fights thing like is so far from the truth

00:37:15.300 that it really bothered me yeah i could see that i could see that it would well yeah man i'm sorry

00:37:22.580 if i contribute to that bro it's fine it's fine no problem but i'm glad that we're talking about

00:37:28.300 this because i do think that it's interesting i think that um yeah i think there's something like

00:37:34.400 uh yeah why like yeah why does that kind of like why do we or why have i acted that way why do we

00:37:43.080 act like why is you know sometimes it's in just it's getting involved in the conversation but

00:37:48.020 yeah, to think that there's not like real repercussions or real like just things that

00:37:53.000 happen, feelings that happen. Do you, I think sometimes people, you guys are such good promoters

00:38:01.120 over the years, right? And you guys have done a good job of continuing to evolve in entertainment

00:38:08.140 and society. Like there's not a lot of people that have a 17 year lifespan in entertainment

00:38:14.820 and it may be longer i don't i'm not even sure how old you are it's yeah it's been like 13 years

00:38:19.660 yeah i mean to keep that and have a level that is like one of the highest levels in different

00:38:26.820 mediums and then also i think people don't know like um i don't know people don't know but it's

00:38:34.140 tough to get people to reframe you into something that's different i'm not using those as excuses

00:38:39.480 i'm just saying that there could be some of that in there bro i'm not gonna lie like if

00:38:45.080 i might have a little if i um like saw me as another like young and up incoming male i would

00:38:55.580 like have jealousy of myself and be like fuck this guy he's got a jet and a gold medal fiance

00:39:01.840 and The Perfect Life and 6,000 Acre Ranch,

00:39:05.120 I would have jealousy.

00:39:09.100 It's human nature.

00:39:10.700 Right.

00:39:11.160 So I, like, get it.

00:39:13.760 Like, it just is what it is.

00:39:16.760 I just think there could be some of that in there, yeah.

00:39:19.100 And, yeah, I mean, it's like...

00:39:20.820 It's weird.

00:39:22.520 And also, like...

00:39:24.160 Does it help you keep going, though?

00:39:26.080 Is there some of it that keeps a chip on your shoulder?

00:39:27.880 i'm not i don't know what i'm motivated by anymore to be honest yeah that's interesting

00:39:37.100 i feel that sometimes i think it's i think it goes back to like helping others and like

00:39:47.140 community i'm a big fan of marcus aurelius and i mean the biggest thing he just says is like

00:39:55.200 your duty to society is the most important thing and so i think that's where i've landed recently

00:40:02.220 because i have like everything and um like you have enough for yourself you mean you have what

00:40:08.720 you need yeah and and my family and all of that so like i i just go back to like the leader of

00:40:17.920 the roman empire should probably listen to what he had to say and one of his biggest sayings is

00:40:25.620 i should you know your biggest thing is to be uh a part of society and make it a better place

00:40:34.040 so i think that's that's maybe where i'm at um these days one thing that really um kind of like

00:40:43.880 touched me was the way your reaction

00:40:45.920 and involvement with your fiancé

00:40:47.900 at the Olympics. I thought that was really cool,

00:40:50.120 man. I think there was something like

00:40:51.920 just as a guy, like a lot of

00:40:53.880 guys I think don't probably do a lot of supporting

00:40:55.960 of their girlfriends or spouses in certain

00:40:57.900 ways and I thought something

00:40:59.940 like that was really beautiful to see. I think

00:41:01.860 we have, do you have anything of it? His

00:41:03.860 wife won a gold.

00:41:08.180 And they're cruising out there? Are they

00:41:09.800 cruising?

00:41:12.460 Bro, they're cooking.

00:41:13.880 um this is awesome bro how are you feeling what was bro so yeah so like honestly um

00:41:22.300 yeah it it's uh the greatest moment i've ever witnessed as a human just like everything

00:41:33.280 that happened and the way it played out was just nuts and i know how hard she works and

00:41:41.640 like how dedicated she is and how much every single day she's putting so much detail into

00:41:51.520 her work.

00:41:52.180 And, um, the girl right before her, like two races before set, sorry, set, set the Olympic

00:42:03.100 record.

00:42:05.060 So we were all like looking at each other, like, oh my God, that was a fast time.

00:42:11.640 she she might not win right now like what the fuck um and then she just fucking comes out

00:42:19.500 and sets the new olympic record and fucking wins um let's go and i could i could tell that

00:42:29.140 she was going to win like before everyone else because i like see her times and so that's why

00:42:36.740 i was like already crying and i was like i don't cry so there was some more build-up to it it wasn't

00:42:41.560 like just that exact moment you could feel it coming on yeah no i could you could see the the

00:42:47.540 speed and the times on the on the you know digital board so i knew maybe before anyone else and um

00:42:57.440 bro like i'm the one that has to like deal with her stress and problems and thoughts around the

00:43:06.600 whole sport on a daily basis so i knew how much it meant to her and yeah it was just like witnessing

00:43:13.520 fucking greatness at the highest level in the coolest thing representing her country the dutch

00:43:19.260 people were all there screaming like all of it was just beautiful um the dutch are fucking

00:43:25.200 aerodynamic dude i've always said that yeah they're very aerodynamic you've been you've been

00:43:31.440 long on on the dutch they're tall and they're a lot of them are very aerodynamic pull up a dutch

00:43:38.080 man bro just no my pull up a dutch honestly you're just very aerodynamic i'm not gonna look at this

00:43:46.300 hold on that guy on the right fucking mr dutch right there and fucking his little dutch dime

00:43:55.600 right there, boys. Donka Shane,

00:43:57.700 homie. Donka Shane, that guy

00:43:59.580 will fucking take on a wind right there.

00:44:01.600 That dude will take on a fucking headwind

00:44:03.740 in a heartbeat. You'll be back to Puerto Rico

00:44:05.700 10 minutes sooner if that guy was fucking

00:44:07.480 attached to the front of your bird.

00:44:09.720 That's for sure.

00:44:13.880 I think there was something...

00:44:16.340 It was...

00:44:17.040 You're right, bro.

00:44:19.860 I've known that since I was young.

00:44:21.520 My mother told me that.

00:44:22.760 The dust were...

00:44:23.880 dynamic she said it

00:44:25.440 what else did your mom teach you

00:44:27.260 what did she tell me I don't know she was always working

00:44:29.940 she would fucking drive by and yell

00:44:32.080 at us she's like go brush your teeth

00:44:33.500 she'd fucking be zooming by in her car

00:44:35.260 fucking yelling dude

00:44:36.620 brush your fucking teeth

00:44:38.800 in the yard we're like we're not even inside right now

00:44:41.760 but she tried to parent the best she could

00:44:44.160 you know she was just always like delivering stuff

00:44:46.540 no I thought it was

00:44:48.020 awesome too that you're like working on

00:44:50.080 your

00:44:50.300 foundation what is it with um cat williams or oh yeah yeah yeah and that that's what i was saying

00:45:00.040 like i'm just happy for your mother that she's gonna benefit yeah i'm glad to see mom you're

00:45:09.220 gonna get an afternoon off dude yeah yeah so what's the foundation again because with that

00:45:14.260 clip in the foundation doesn't have a name yet nobody even knows those are coming out but

00:45:18.180 people are going to be...

00:45:19.900 It's benefiting the parents of autistic kids, right?

00:45:23.620 Yep, we're going to...

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00:50:20.580 That was a special time. I'm glad we all got to witness that and that you went there and showed

00:50:24.760 up for that. If you didn't have any money, right? If you say you didn't have anything and you had

00:50:28.720 to get what would you get your girl for like a white like a present or whatever you think

00:50:33.920 i wouldn't i would write her a letter i i think that's still the most meaningful thing that you

00:50:41.580 could do um words i think are the most important thing in love and yeah i would just write her a

00:50:52.700 letter yeah oh uh yeah i saw that you sat with vance at the olympics vance is cool huh yeah

00:50:59.080 ohio guy he's neat to be around yeah no he's super normal bro um god damn he's pulling up

00:51:06.780 the photos like that's his fucking job he he's just um just joking trevin sorry um yeah i like

00:51:14.320 being around vance he's been on here a couple times do you think he's trying to position

00:51:17.700 himself to be that next dog or what do you think i think i think yeah of course like

00:51:26.040 that's the nature of the game um and yeah like

00:51:34.840 he's uh yeah if you're gonna if you're the vice president you're already playing the game

00:51:44.080 that's a dangerous game

00:51:45.460 and I dabble in it

00:51:49.540 which

00:51:49.860 it's scary

00:51:52.260 because I don't want to get

00:51:53.740 fucking popped

00:51:56.240 but like

00:51:56.960 and beyond that

00:51:59.680 there's so many things

00:52:01.780 behind the scenes, brands

00:52:03.980 people won't even

00:52:06.160 associate with you because of your

00:52:08.020 political stance

00:52:09.060 so it's a really interesting game to

00:52:11.940 like play in but he's already balls deep so yeah i think he's gonna jockey for president for sure

00:52:18.620 it's gotta be scary when you're that deep in it yeah it makes it easier when you have like

00:52:26.740 15 securities uh around you and people have to get wanded just to talk to you but like

00:52:33.780 yeah it's still weird it's still weird bro like it's the weirdest thing in the world um

00:52:39.260 do you yeah have you you're playing that you're playing the biggest game of life

00:52:43.040 that's fucking true dude and and it's gotten dangerous yeah and and do you want to play that

00:52:49.400 and like can you um it's it's it's just really interesting like

00:52:54.300 is there room for you in that space i saw something recently with you and trump where

00:53:00.040 you guys were like uh kind of flirting or whatever just palling around or whatever yeah we're we're

00:53:04.920 flirting he's cute no i saw a thing where you guys and he was giving you a lot of credit i was

00:53:12.680 nervous like i was sweating hell and fuck yeah it's got to be a moment like that where you're

00:53:18.460 like okay this is kind of wild no yeah like at that point like life didn't make sense i had to

00:53:27.240 like call my dad uh um for him to ground me a little bit but even he was like bro what the

00:53:32.920 fuck this is the coolest thing in the world um yeah i've been like flirting with the idea of

00:53:40.340 politics just because i think it goes back to marcus aurelius of like helping society and

00:53:47.000 like what that's the number one thing you can do um and it's become a joke like my my business

00:53:57.480 partner jeff woo we have a venture capital fund together bring up jeff bring up woo

00:54:02.380 and let's get a gander at him

00:54:06.520 yeah yeah okay there he is

00:54:09.500 gee woo

00:54:10.140 gee woo nit

00:54:11.360 so six years ago he was like you're gonna become the president

00:54:15.280 no way he said that

00:54:16.840 yeah and then it became

00:54:19.160 less and less of a joke

00:54:20.700 and then I started

00:54:23.120 to realize like oh my

00:54:25.100 god

00:54:25.500 if I'm the best person

00:54:31.220 to do it and can actually win

00:54:33.200 then like

00:54:35.280 I might need to do it

00:54:36.540 I'm already playing the biggest games of life

00:54:39.340 so

00:54:40.140 we'll dabble in that

00:54:43.000 if it makes sense and if there's

00:54:45.160 like a Kamala running on the

00:54:47.000 Democratic Party like fucking

00:54:49.000 dumbass

00:54:51.640 running and opposing

00:54:54.820 I will enter

00:54:56.900 the game and

00:54:58.180 and risk getting

00:55:00.640 assassinated but i don't want to so um and what would you wear like a you couldn't wear like a

00:55:08.580 helmet or something you'd have to have shields and stuff around you probably or just you'd have

00:55:12.480 to how crazy would it be if to protect yourself to run you literally had to like almost like i

00:55:18.720 wonder if people running in the future like live stream from a bunker do you know i'm saying do

00:55:22.660 their things from like a protected space because it's going to get dangerous out there yeah no

00:55:28.560 you're a thousand percent right like that they actually probably will like i i yeah like i'm

00:55:36.320 even scared just talking about this shit yeah um but i think we're getting to a place where i could

00:55:42.160 see something like that happening i could see you running i could see something like that i could

00:55:46.460 see like it does take something inside of people i feel like that they feel a sense of a purpose

00:55:52.800 and a calling to something and if they can make sure that that's not just attached to their own

00:55:58.180 ego and they can make sure that there is a sense of

00:56:00.220 like I can do something better

00:56:02.020 and I'm willing to put myself out there

00:56:04.240 to do that. Yes

00:56:06.080 and sign up for the hardest job

00:56:08.160 in the world. Yeah. Where

00:56:09.440 you're fucking

00:56:11.540 14 hours a day

00:56:13.860 just cranking it. I seen Trump

00:56:16.180 his energy is why he's

00:56:18.260 there like he's a

00:56:20.180 fucking legend in that sense

00:56:21.900 and it demands so much

00:56:24.200 of you and will take

00:56:25.740 away

00:56:26.540 not only your life but everyone that you're affiliated with so you're also like signing

00:56:35.080 your kids up for it so like i really don't want to do it but like it it's become like a funny joke

00:56:43.320 that i would and then randomly trump endorses me fully um which someone texted me that said

00:56:53.600 like you'd have to pay him a billion dollars to get that endorsement um and you got it for free

00:57:01.180 right there yeah pull it up let me see a little endorsement this is pretty good god is with us

00:57:10.060 i know he wants us on the right side of history and everyone here has to do their part and god's

00:57:17.800 got us trump's got us god bless love you kentucky

00:57:21.500 you did a good job there man that's a fucking tough environment to be in that kind of space

00:57:27.180 i mean it would it be something like you would run with advantage i mean do you think it's

00:57:30.180 something like that or would you start as mayor of like like northern puerto rico or something

00:57:35.540 or do you is there any talks or what is the concept i guess sorry yeah so you're actually

00:57:42.740 are like super

00:57:44.520 perceptive

00:57:47.940 because yeah

00:57:48.860 that was my plan

00:57:50.220 was to start

00:57:51.040 in northern Puerto Rico

00:57:52.640 NPR dude

00:57:54.440 which just got defunded

00:57:57.160 so put it back on the map

00:57:59.620 I don't know

00:58:02.080 I honestly don't know

00:58:03.280 but it's just something

00:58:04.500 like it's like a port

00:58:05.280 it's like kind of like

00:58:05.860 a light in the distance

00:58:06.580 right now

00:58:07.040 yeah

00:58:08.620 and it just seems like

00:58:11.120 we need heroes out there

00:58:12.920 yeah and like Charlie

00:58:15.600 would have been the guy

00:58:17.200 yeah so

00:58:18.700 it's fucking sad

00:58:21.800 bro he's fucking awesome

00:58:23.040 did you spend time with him

00:58:25.680 no no just

00:58:27.540 followed all of his stuff but

00:58:29.180 like

00:58:30.220 you know what

00:58:33.760 he was like

00:58:34.620 aiming for it though

00:58:36.880 I think that's the problem

00:58:38.440 is like i'm just a fucking kid from ohio that's a high school dropout like

00:58:43.880 if it makes sense at some point then it makes sense and that that that was like his job

00:58:50.960 and his purpose and all of that yeah um and i loved that but like it you know it if someone

00:59:02.260 was like this is like me becoming a world champion in boxing like it makes more sense than

00:59:07.660 jake paul becoming president charlie kirk was clearly going to be the the next president so

00:59:15.940 i think that's part of the whole

00:59:19.460 thing that right the whole energy that's out there yeah yeah yeah that's a good point that

00:59:26.300 somebody did they they there was probably people that didn't want to see that possibly occur they

00:59:32.420 didn't want to see that get to the next level or yeah there's a lot of uh investigatorial stuff

00:59:38.380 about that you know some people say that it was like a microphone on his lapel that blew up and

00:59:44.660 that that's what killed him um and then that microphone was made here in tennessee and then

00:59:51.160 two weeks after that the factory was made at blew to smithereens and like 16 people died which is

00:59:57.800 just a kind of a crazy like that's one of the wildest kind of like that's one of the most

01:00:02.360 interesting theories that i've heard yeah there's a lot of conspiracy theories out there these days

01:00:07.800 and i was just with some like bros in minnesota and they were kind of asking me about these

01:00:14.300 conspiracy theories because they were like oh he knows more than than i do um i think that a lot of

01:00:21.720 it is fucking bullshit and people just want something to like hang on to um i i don't disagree

01:00:31.500 on like certain points but you have to be really smart and selective to decipher the conspiracy

01:00:40.180 theories that are out there and like realize which ones have like even a little bit of truth

01:00:46.800 but why as a society like do we hang on to these so much like conspiracy theories yeah because

01:00:53.920 it's like well we love drama as humans basically like we just love fucking bad news and we love

01:01:01.440 to like we have it yes this is a fucking problem it is a problem and so conspiracy theories give

01:01:09.480 people a reason to fucking gossip and like just it's just like something to do bro people are

01:01:16.820 bored well like i've never met a rich person who's doing dope shit in life that gives a fuck

01:01:26.460 about any of this shit because they're just have better shit to do that that's the problem is like

01:01:31.240 people need to go get a job and have a purpose and um we're at a point though i think where

01:01:39.880 people can't trust mainstream media they don't trust it it's it's heavily owned by a couple

01:01:44.740 of corporations and so i think that created a lot of this space for um like just outlier

01:01:54.200 investigators outlier people asking questions when every you know there's that famous thing

01:01:59.120 this this is the problem is all of it has become an entertainment product it's all the wwe i've

01:02:07.380 been saying exactly everything is the wwe so so this person who's claiming to tell the truth

01:02:14.340 starts to dabble in like a little bit of like fun fun fun because it's gonna get more views i mean

01:02:24.540 And it goes back to a lot of these people.

01:02:29.280 But you understand that?

01:02:30.260 I mean, you guys have done it.

01:02:31.600 This is why I understand it.

01:02:33.360 Got it.

01:02:33.740 It's because I do this.

01:02:37.500 But the difference is I'm not doing it on things that affect the world.

01:02:44.380 And I'm not talking about missiles and Iran and fucking Israel and Charlie Kirk.

01:02:50.560 I'm like talking shit to Conor McGregor.

01:02:53.380 Right.

01:02:53.460 So I'm down to, like, entertain when it's in the entertainment world.

01:03:00.440 Got it.

01:03:00.820 When it's in politics, like, people shouldn't fuck around.

01:03:06.060 And so, like, who is telling the truth these days?

01:03:10.480 Yeah.

01:03:11.600 And I wish you'd think with all this technology or something, there would be able to be, like, a truth filter you could put over something on your phone.

01:03:18.280 But then I guess it would be, like, what is the arbiter of the truth?

01:03:22.900 Like, it's like a lot of these, like, um, AI models now it's like they have information

01:03:27.800 that's put into them.

01:03:28.680 So they're only going to spit out whatever, whatever, you know, like the, the information

01:03:33.980 is controlled.

01:03:35.360 So you're only going to get answers that are based on it.

01:03:37.080 Um, one thing that you said that I did want to say that I thought was interesting was

01:03:40.580 during the Roman empire, a lot of the, um, the politicians also had to fight on the battlefield.

01:03:46.700 So that was one thing that I thought was really amazing about those times where it's like,

01:03:50.520 If they were going to make choices that affected the lives of, like, the citizens of the military, of, like, the farmer who was putting down his pitchfork and picking up a sword, like, they had to be out there as leaders as well.

01:04:04.320 And I feel like that's where some of your energy comes from.

01:04:06.520 And so I think I admire that concept.

01:04:09.780 I think it's dope.

01:04:10.540 And I agree.

01:04:11.460 Like, if I ever was running for office, I would also be, like, super down to have an AR-15 and fucking shoot these motherfuckers.

01:04:19.420 out of a fucking gun and a shield yeah bro like who has that i'm down to die bro i think i put

01:04:25.020 that on the line with anthony joshua like i'm down for this shit bro but like you're i think

01:04:30.600 you're right it's a that's a really good point actually like trump should be on the front lines

01:04:36.740 or baron

01:04:37.640 i don't know if he's old enough yet he might be too tall to be out there too

01:04:44.060 he's gonna get his head clipped

01:04:46.180 bro's a big target

01:04:49.940 he's gonna stand out bro

01:04:54.780 and he's good looking

01:04:55.780 so they're gonna be like oh yeah that guy

01:04:58.320 fucking get him

01:05:00.020 if

01:05:01.200 this is a funny question

01:05:03.420 if

01:05:04.200 aliens came to earth

01:05:07.700 which human would you want them to meet

01:05:09.860 only could meet one human

01:05:11.400 oh I think

01:05:14.060 I don't know if you send, like, a brother over there.

01:05:19.860 Probably NBA Youngboy, maybe, dude, I think.

01:05:25.000 Because I think that would just be.

01:05:34.400 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:37.740 Well, have you seen the, who's that guy?

01:05:40.660 you know what i was thinking this let's go dude and welcome to america's last brain cell

01:05:51.980 for i'm the yvonne and this is jake paul oh dude what about your freaking mom was trying

01:05:57.700 to freaking holler at me is that true what was happening yeah my mom she was married

01:06:04.820 she is uh they're in a great relationship i love um i love my mom and and stepdad um

01:06:13.160 oh damn am i only gonna get in trouble is this bad and derek is that your stepdad rick derek

01:06:20.100 david david i was wondering the other day i was like what is his stepdad's name um

01:06:25.760 Okay, so this, I mean, philosophically.

01:06:30.560 What?

01:06:33.700 Philosophically, if a woman is in a relationship for 30 years with a normal guy.

01:06:43.260 For sure.

01:06:43.900 And then the fucking Mohawk comes out with the Ovan.

01:06:49.080 She might start flirting, bro.

01:06:51.640 When you see the Lord's parakeet.

01:06:53.360 exactly my point

01:06:55.540 and my mom

01:06:57.480 is the goat

01:06:59.220 she's a life maxer

01:07:00.820 so she's gonna life max

01:07:03.000 and

01:07:03.460 she's pulling up pictures

01:07:06.660 oh yeah that's who she is right there

01:07:08.180 that's Pam I am boy

01:07:10.300 bro

01:07:11.020 Pam I am

01:07:12.980 would you have done it though

01:07:14.580 and by done it what do you mean take her out for ice cream

01:07:17.540 or a film yes

01:07:18.820 are you talking about like what are you talking about

01:07:21.520 what

01:07:23.360 I would have taken her for ice cream out of hetero Murli.

01:07:29.700 And that's why I approve of your guys.

01:07:34.560 Good answer.

01:07:36.100 Political answer.

01:07:37.560 I'd be a good stepdad though, dude.

01:07:39.500 Bro, if you were my stepdad, I'd be so happy, bro.

01:07:42.900 That's all I need in life, honestly.

01:07:45.060 I would let y'all smoke.

01:07:45.880 Not in the house or something, but I would let y'all smoke.

01:07:48.320 Which kind of smoke?

01:07:49.400 Huh?

01:07:49.600 You can smoke dope.

01:07:50.560 Smoke it outside.

01:07:51.740 I don't give a shit.

01:07:53.360 As long as you don't smoke outside of our bedroom window or something while we're trying to rest.

01:07:56.040 Do you think my mom's hot?

01:07:56.940 Huh?

01:07:57.240 I think she's a beautiful lady.

01:07:58.720 Do you think she's hot?

01:08:00.100 I don't know.

01:08:02.160 I'd have to see her again in person.

01:08:05.640 She did this list for you, bro.

01:08:07.940 Oh, my God.

01:08:09.200 She did.

01:08:10.560 I think I have some photos of that.

01:08:12.700 Dude, your dad was right there.

01:08:13.840 I was like, what are we doing here?

01:08:15.700 You know?

01:08:16.380 That's my...

01:08:16.940 No, they're divorced.

01:08:18.180 That was the...

01:08:20.180 That was...

01:08:21.480 Yeah, that's not her husband.

01:08:22.820 that was there oh that was my dad and mom but their divorce got it yeah yeah but i don't know

01:08:30.180 i think he was like you know you know i'll tell you what not to do you know i think he said some

01:08:35.320 stuff like that to me so i think there was like a mix of like energy there but yeah i know and

01:08:40.040 she's an author i admire that i know she just came out with a book right yeah fuck the paul

01:08:44.400 fuck the pauls fuck the pauls yeah great book by the way for um fuck the pauls i would say like

01:08:52.460 mostly um if people have an interest in like fame and navigating it I think it's a good book

01:08:59.600 what effect do you think she had over the years on like did she kind of was she ever like an

01:09:05.780 orchestrator of things or was she just kind of like somebody who was just supporting in the

01:09:09.260 distance like oh because it's interesting how a mom reacts to like I think their son's journey

01:09:14.240 through uh popularity and like because that for a while they're just their son and then they're

01:09:19.800 kind of like a pseudo sibling or something to everybody um in in a way you know yeah i um

01:09:27.500 definitely like supporting from afar um but

01:09:33.980 like more recently she's gotten more involved in like knowing who she is and being like fuck you to

01:09:46.320 these certain people in my life that aren't good so she's become a more of a protector i think at

01:09:52.340 first i was me and my brother were like teaching her um and she's very smart lady but i think it

01:09:59.860 was such a new world for her of social media and so i think uh she she always was giving her 100

01:10:09.120 percent best effort to help in any way possible and that came across in different ways but i think

01:10:16.280 more recently she's she's become um more of a protector and more opinionated and she knows she

01:10:23.420 has more confidence in her opinions and i think that's been good for both logan and i do you think

01:10:29.440 that you guys as careers have allowed you to see a new side of your mom that you are really that

01:10:36.500 makes you like have even some more unique thoughts about her does that make any sense

01:10:42.920 no 100% um yeah admire her more or yeah that's what it was is is admiring her more because

01:10:51.140 like I was built for this and destined for it and you don't know if your parents are always

01:11:00.360 on that same wavelength and i think a lot of celebrities and their parents probably don't

01:11:07.400 even get along or talk or are involved like i see a lot of that um and it turns out that she

01:11:14.980 was fucking built for this and she's ready for the fire which is gangster and i was like that's

01:11:19.640 my fucking mom and that's my freaking wife yeah sorry no that's my first date bro dude i'm just

01:11:26.880 saying take us to an award show um but yeah i would take her somewhere nice yeah like what

01:11:33.920 restaurant you think or oh i know where i would take her a place that has a golf course but we

01:11:40.100 don't play golf we're just gonna go eat there nice watch the rich people come in oh there's tom

01:11:47.580 you know

01:11:48.400 say shit like that

01:11:50.060 Leonard

01:11:50.640 oh yes

01:11:52.800 he has an

01:11:53.440 institutional

01:11:54.140 financial

01:11:54.980 estate

01:11:56.460 yeah

01:11:57.460 there he is

01:11:58.220 shut up

01:11:58.540 Leonard

01:11:58.920 yeah

01:11:59.440 he has a tramp stamp

01:12:01.200 on his back too

01:12:01.920 don't tell anybody

01:12:02.700 he got kind of crazy

01:12:04.700 one month

01:12:05.420 in the fucking

01:12:06.060 Hamptons

01:12:06.680 oh fucking

01:12:08.560 Leonard's crazy

01:12:09.580 yeah

01:12:10.060 and I would just

01:12:10.860 let her drink wine

01:12:11.700 and I wouldn't drink

01:12:12.400 any but I would

01:12:12.900 smell her breath

01:12:13.660 every now and then

01:12:14.180 to get hit of it

01:12:14.980 you know

01:12:16.520 just to get the fucking grapes in my nose, boy.

01:12:19.460 How much would you, like, huff it?

01:12:22.320 Oh, I'd take a good whiff, dude.

01:12:25.100 I would reverse boof it.

01:12:26.640 I would put a straw in her mouth

01:12:27.800 and it just sucked a fucking wine smoke

01:12:30.900 out of her fucking throat.

01:12:32.600 This is getting bad.

01:12:33.940 Dear God.

01:12:35.260 I just ordered a fucking,

01:12:36.940 what am I, some kind of fucking smut somewhere?

01:12:38.760 Bro, I need another whiskey blue raspberry.

01:12:41.160 Can one of you fucking get it for me?

01:12:43.120 Yeah, go get him one, dude.

01:12:44.300 It's in the fucking refrigerator.

01:12:45.260 so yeah so ice in the fridge so so oh um but no uh no i think it's i've gotten to know her a little

01:12:55.580 bit of the issue by seeing her here and there and i think her i think her energy and i think

01:12:59.900 it's something nice when you get a chance in your life to see your mom in a different way

01:13:04.540 and i think that's what happened yeah and i think that that's it's almost like a beautiful thing in

01:13:08.720 a way you almost get to see just to see somebody grow into something different at some point in

01:13:12.780 their life is really special whether that's and it can be in any way but i think this so so yeah

01:13:18.700 i could really imagine that that's nice no exactly and and like a lot i've noticed uh a lot of people

01:13:26.820 don't change or don't know how to and um evolve and they just like get stuck in their same patterns

01:13:35.540 and especially when they're older because if you've been doing something for 40 or 50 years

01:13:40.780 you're gonna like get stuck in that rut um and so to like see her change and actually be able to

01:13:48.680 like evolve is is beautiful and i i noticed it with my dad as well he's a little bit

01:13:55.160 more behind um but he's doing it and he's doing the work um and that's beautiful that's awesome

01:14:03.500 man i think it's cool like whenever like um as a child you get to be a part of something like that

01:14:08.420 and see that and like i think there's a lot of like kind of like growth and moments there for

01:14:13.580 ourselves and our parents you know uh yeah being a son is an interesting responsibility when you

01:14:21.220 realize that it's um not just like one of taking in a way and i don't mean that it just because

01:14:26.760 that's how it is when you're you think it's just like this one-way sort of thing um it it is like

01:14:32.000 you're like until you're like conscious enough to not take from your parents it really is a one

01:14:40.900 way relationship and it's the first one one way relationship in your life do you do you have kids

01:14:48.180 or like what's going on no no wife i don't have any kids i'm not dating right now i'm just working

01:14:53.020 on myself and uh so it's been like the last year has been kind of tough with just like um

01:15:00.680 just staying on track and then i realized i was just kind of putting myself like in the situate

01:15:05.460 like just things that uh i wasn't like they weren't like all like rungs on the ladder towards

01:15:11.440 my goal you know some of them were fun rungs and things like that but it just wasn't where i needed

01:15:15.440 to be and like some of the sobriety has been a little bit tough over the past year so um but

01:15:21.060 right now i'm doing better than i've done in a long time and uh and so yeah i feel good about

01:15:26.620 that um i need it's hard it is i need to go especially for you in like your position and

01:15:33.100 all of those things like people you it's hard to find the right person that doesn't have the

01:15:38.540 wrong intentions yeah i feel like i'm a decent judge of that kind of stuff i think um i'm enjoying

01:15:45.680 kind of not having to date and do things like that the problem is is you can't judge it until

01:15:51.740 it's like

01:15:53.680 time

01:15:55.080 because people are good actors these days

01:15:58.140 so

01:15:59.260 how did you know your girl was the right one

01:16:02.820 for you

01:16:03.280 I think

01:16:04.960 was it like an experience y'all had together or like a thing

01:16:08.800 being at just being at the same level

01:16:11.040 like in terms

01:16:12.940 of

01:16:13.460 wealth or fame

01:16:16.720 or stature

01:16:17.840 because then you know there's like not games

01:16:20.820 so yeah you might have to like find a

01:16:24.220 famous girl

01:16:25.660 I don't know

01:16:27.740 I don't know

01:16:29.760 but they also could like

01:16:31.860 understand like

01:16:33.560 yeah

01:16:36.240 what right like

01:16:37.620 you go to like a waitress

01:16:40.360 girl today and you're like

01:16:41.980 Theo's like oh

01:16:43.040 I had a podcast with Jake

01:16:46.200 Paul and we talked about blackface

01:16:48.020 and it was fucking

01:16:50.000 insane and it's gonna break the internet and let's see what happens and then she's just like

01:16:54.540 yeah i'm a waitress like do you want a shot like she's not gonna understand the importance of that

01:17:02.300 or you or like what right did i think yeah there could be some that but if she goes well i know

01:17:08.600 what you're gonna have the black and salmon if she said that as a joke then i would know okay

01:17:12.760 maybe this bitch is okay she has at least has a sense of humor so a sense of humor is big for me

01:17:17.480 I do think like yeah there's some things

01:17:19.540 It's like um

01:17:20.360 You also don't want to add discomfort to someone's life

01:17:23.560 I don't want to add like

01:17:25.380 If some of my like bullshit

01:17:27.260 Are the little things that I'm involved in

01:17:29.140 I don't want that to mess up somebody's life

01:17:31.660 If you know like um

01:17:33.060 But that's also why

01:17:35.960 The like famous girl

01:17:38.260 Would be good

01:17:38.860 Because

01:17:39.640 She's already like balls deep

01:17:43.520 I gotta meet one then

01:17:44.720 I will one of these days

01:17:47.260 when i get back out there um i saw that you and you did you and your father do ayahuasca who did

01:17:51.860 it yes yeah i've been there a few times man ayah yeah okay and thank god i mean dude i'll even

01:17:59.000 fucking talk to this bitch every now and then once you've done ayahuasca dude you look at a

01:18:03.220 house plant way different you're like how are you boys this morning you know huh 10 and 2 you know

01:18:08.860 bro i'm not gonna lie bro i've talked to have you talked about this ad nauseum i didn't know if you

01:18:15.600 have well about what have you talked about this so much i didn't even know no no no no i talk no

01:18:20.260 i'm saying after doing ayahuasca i like grabbed steel sometimes or like aluminum and metal and

01:18:29.200 be like talk to it because it's a living object people don't understand that metal is a living

01:18:36.900 object so that sounds fucking insane but like it's no different than a plant yeah they're they're

01:18:43.560 atoms moving around and so i i actually talk to the items in my house to like give them better

01:18:50.700 energy like let me let me boost your spirits today gus i know you're a bookshelf but you don't know

01:18:56.620 what you're holding on to you know i'm saying you've got everything you've got uh the crucible

01:19:01.300 right here on your back you've got all these freaking god you've got moby dick carrying the

01:19:05.660 bible the seven bibles bridges of madison county bro my bookshelf is tired bro yeah you've got

01:19:11.860 dunkirk on you gotta talk to it you have no clue what you're doing i like that yeah but to boost up

01:19:17.760 your fucking boys who were fucking carrying all your words around i like that i boost up everything

01:19:23.360 in my house bro where'd you guys do where'd you guys do it at did somebody come to you i've done

01:19:29.680 it like a bunch of times okay um mostly costa rica oh and did your wife go too yes wow

01:19:41.140 Oh yeah, there's a video

01:19:43.580 And

01:19:44.780 Oh yeah, oh yeah, dude

01:19:46.920 You got the fancy one

01:19:47.820 I did it right outside of a Popeye's over there

01:19:49.660 Off the 101

01:19:50.200 You just did it here?

01:19:52.340 No, off the 101 in LA

01:19:53.540 I did it near a neighborhood

01:19:56.360 You can't do that, bro

01:19:57.440 You gotta like

01:19:58.140 Dude, the shit was popping, bro

01:19:59.660 But it was good, it was good

01:20:00.520 It was popping

01:20:01.200 Okay

01:20:01.620 Okay

01:20:02.880 What was like the biggest thing you took away from it then?

01:20:06.300 Like, oh, dude

01:20:07.580 I just like

01:20:11.140 um i remember i mean you went like a deep thing yeah i've there was a point like um

01:20:18.560 i remember this feeling that i had when i was a kid that maybe if i was a like um

01:20:25.220 if i was a girl that uh i would my parents would love me more that that so i was like

01:20:33.260 there was like this weird like like just questioning of who i was or something um

01:20:39.640 um i remember that that was like a crazy thought that i had when i was a kid

01:20:43.480 um i mean that that's like a comparable thing which goes back to like

01:20:50.060 then that they probably probably made you feel compared or some weird shit like i don't know

01:20:56.860 how to psychoanalyze all of that no but it was something yeah i just thought like maybe uh like

01:21:02.040 they don't see me as i am so maybe it was just a thought that as a kid well maybe if i was a girl

01:21:06.340 they would see me it was just but that's kind of a crazy thought that a kid would have and it sucks

01:21:10.500 yeah so things like that and you kind of process those like yeah you know you process for like a

01:21:15.680 kid feeling those things yep um i think the biggest one for me was uh self-love what it was

01:21:26.340 like just like putting the mirror up of like look at yourself and how come you don't love yourself

01:21:35.760 sometimes and in a lot of moments i do um but i think that trickles out into a lot of other areas

01:21:45.260 of life where um it can not be good um like where it turns into like like between where it turns

01:21:56.340 into ego or where it turns into that kind of stuff exactly yeah it's scary yep and just like

01:22:01.880 yeah just like even insecurity is a part of self-love and so i've actually like really

01:22:12.640 worked on it and gotten so much better at it and i i feel secure now um but i came from a place of

01:22:21.060 of insecurity but it takes practice to to get there um and to find that confidence and that

01:22:30.800 love and to know who you are and not give a fuck what anyone thinks. Cause I also was like judged

01:22:37.900 and in public scrutiny and all of these things since I was like 19. So I think that was the

01:22:44.320 biggest thing was, was self-love. Yeah, dude. I feel like it's funny. We were talking about this

01:22:50.400 the other day in a meeting and thanks for sharing that with me. Um, we're talking about, did your

01:22:54.120 dad say any wild shit while he was in there was he in there fucking capping he was bro he's like

01:23:01.160 her name was janet was he just yelling shit in there or whatever bro i literally had to because

01:23:06.740 that's great bro to sit there with your with a one of the people that created you and to be on

01:23:11.280 that journey that seems wild to me was it like that or was it not like that it just seemed like

01:23:15.740 it wasn't it wasn't i had to um i realized the the like sweetest thing about my father is that

01:23:23.800 he's a protector and he's a fucking warrior and he was so high off of ayahuasca that he was like

01:23:32.720 trying to like figure out where his um fiance was and like protect her and he thought that like

01:23:42.000 people were like trying to attack her and there was no one there and he was just like i need to

01:23:49.400 get i need to protect i need to do this i need to do this so um he's like installing fucking

01:23:55.140 security systems literally he was he turned into fucking secret service um but there he is right

01:24:04.960 there yeah there he is drinking soup through his head that got fucking out of his dome bro so it's

01:24:11.820 really interesting though like a spoon honky sorry that's my mom driving by just telling me to brush

01:24:17.300 about teeth um so so was his mind blown if he'd never done anything like that

01:24:23.380 all right so um he had a stroke before this and um before ayahuasca and um

01:24:33.900 i've always been into psychedelics because i'm in the sport where you get fucking hit in the head

01:24:41.780 and there's science around mushrooms creating neurogenesis

01:24:46.840 as well as toad, 5-M-E-O-D-M-T.

01:24:51.500 I'm friends with Brian Johnson.

01:24:53.680 He just did it.

01:24:55.200 Yeah.

01:24:56.120 I relate to him in that sense.

01:25:01.440 I've done it like 10 times.

01:25:03.760 And so I basically told him at some point to do it

01:25:11.780 as a science thing um and

01:25:17.280 these things are like actual magic in the world and um people don't understand their significance

01:25:27.820 and how profound they are and how much healing can be done and when you talk to these people

01:25:35.740 from the Sonoran tribe who are like masters in the toad and that's where they like originated it

01:25:44.440 um it cures Parkinson's Alzheimer's all of these things the list goes on and on and on um and

01:25:57.100 it's actually like shielded from

01:26:01.280 there's a reason why it's illegal in the united states because of big pharma yeah and etc

01:26:11.520 big pharma sucks we can go down that rabbit hole but well there's a law they're trying to pass a

01:26:17.020 law right now in uh that they're allowing ibogaine in um in tennessee and uh and they need to pass

01:26:23.260 it it's something all these all these plant medicines need to be they need to be approved

01:26:27.640 100 now people don't need to be buying them out of a fucking like a one of those like skill crane

01:26:34.380 machines or something like that at a pizza hut or whatever you know but but but but it's fucking

01:26:40.080 wild that you could just go to any local place here five minutes away and get fucking double

01:26:49.560 moscow mule yeah but you can't do something that's actually good for you what does that say

01:26:55.720 about our leaders about pharma about insurance all of these things so and there's there's

01:27:04.440 no one's ever fucking done toad or mushrooms and like done something bad yeah but you've seen

01:27:12.960 hundreds of times where the alcoholic is shooting up a place and killing people and beating his

01:27:20.240 wife so like what the fuck are we doing as a society it's it's ass backwards it's sad um

01:27:27.000 and i agree i mean i just yeah i think it's awesome that you are such a proponent of that

01:27:34.080 man because that's a big thing that's going on right now i think when is that build can you

01:27:37.720 look that up for me? The Helping Open Pathways to Effective Treatment Act, HB 2075, is under

01:27:45.080 consideration in the 2025-2026 legislative session. The bill would not legalize Ibogaine

01:27:49.760 for general use. Instead, it would create a state framework for FDA-supervised clinical trials

01:27:54.200 targeting opioid use disorder, co-occurring substance disorders, PTSD, and related brain

01:27:59.860 injury conditions funded via a public-private matching grant structure. I'm a proponent of

01:28:04.680 that are you a thousand percent amen there you heard that um let's fucking vote let's fucking

01:28:11.600 vote vote for toad yeah that's it bro we love frogs um and toads did your relationship with

01:28:20.500 your dad change after or no or was it just kind of another okay so that i mean so um there's like

01:28:26.080 a really interesting thing that happened to him um when you know the like ayahuasca experts

01:28:35.520 they've like seen everything and my dad had a stroke and you could viscerally see a difference

01:28:44.400 in how he talked and acted he like wasn't there it was like lights on no one's home

01:28:52.120 like 60%, not full on, but it was sad. And I was like, yo, like

01:28:58.660 talk to a bunch of people, blah, blah, blah. Let's do ayahuasca. So, um, he basically

01:29:08.340 did it. And what the shamans were saying was the, and what they could feel they're experts

01:29:17.000 at this shit, by the way. And it's not bullshit. They don't give a fuck, bro. Like they live in

01:29:21.000 the middle of the fucking jungle in fucking

01:29:23.360 Peru. They were just like

01:29:25.560 I could tell

01:29:27.240 his spirit was

01:29:29.360 cut and

01:29:30.860 his during

01:29:33.240 this experience his spirit

01:29:35.440 came back to him

01:29:36.760 and

01:29:38.520 hell yeah

01:29:39.740 like since that day he's

01:29:43.320 just been normal again. No way. Yeah.

01:29:46.520 So

01:29:46.960 noticeably

01:29:48.120 everyone notices it

01:29:50.440 and everyone was worried before it like they were like yo like he's kind of i don't want to

01:29:58.880 use the r word right because i would never say read or but like i don't say it no me either i'll

01:30:05.800 spray paint it on your wall i'll never say it yeah but i'm not saying in it but he was like

01:30:12.780 low-key retard and well that's not even yeah that's fine it brought him back so yeah and imagine

01:30:22.740 that dude imagine you just somebody rolls into like a learning disabled class which i was in

01:30:27.880 and i was in yeah i was in there for not a long time but i did a little bit of time in there and

01:30:34.020 imagine somebody rolls in there one day and the next day that classroom opens up

01:30:38.200 and kids can be healed i think there's a lot of healing in this stuff

01:30:40.960 related psychedelic evidence right there on this is on perplexity uh dmt ayahuasca's key active

01:30:47.360 component is under phase one trials for stroke safety and recovery potential with pre-clinical

01:30:52.380 data indicating brain healing via neuroplasticity wow so so this is science right and there's a big

01:31:00.100 problem with science and yes it's that everything is like documented and like experiment and like

01:31:09.840 measure measure measure and there's a good side of that but

01:31:12.960 bro these fucking people have been doing psychedelics for thousands of years and have

01:31:21.280 reported studies human to human they're not fucking scientists but they have the

01:31:29.520 human to human conversation of like yo this actually worked right um and so that's not

01:31:36.820 gonna be on fucking yeah perplexity well it's not some gooner in a lab we're in fucking keds

01:31:41.360 who's fucking doing all this shit you know we're talking about real yeah people that are in the

01:31:45.260 woods who have been doing they know what's going on exactly it's crazy how we've gotten so far away

01:31:49.760 from like all this bullshit like how we got so far away from all these like real healing methods

01:31:54.820 that have been alive for thousands of years and then we got into this just like bear monsanto

01:31:59.780 fucking bullshit where we're all just addicted to stuff and it's ruining people's lives and then now

01:32:05.600 we're getting back out of that i feel like we're getting back out of that faster than ever though

01:32:08.820 do you feel that yeah i think i do i do i do and because we trusted our government we trusted that

01:32:15.980 these that the epa and fda all these things were taking care of us we but now it's like fuck they're

01:32:20.180 making us sick there's a health care that doesn't want to take care of it's like it's it's a it's

01:32:24.680 it's been a road yes and like the best thing is that um social media removed the

01:32:37.380 barriers for information knowledge um and anyone can say whatever they want and

01:32:46.060 i find that the truth is like

01:32:54.680 it i don't find i know that the truth is like resonating more so people like understand more

01:33:00.040 about health psychedelics yeah peptides love relationships authenticity there's a reason why

01:33:09.480 like certain celebrities are like falling off is because they're just like oh you're fake as fuck

01:33:15.140 we don't like you um so i think it's a good thing it's a great thing um and it almost goes back to

01:33:24.440 like freedom of speech but like imagine freedom of speech with marketing behind it

01:33:32.400 yeah i think it's like um i do i you can hope that we're in a new revolution of some sort

01:33:42.860 you know that's always a nice hope to have i find um dude let's talk about some of these fights dude

01:33:49.640 who had the dumbest trunks on that you thought

01:33:54.080 you thought you were like this fucking guy

01:33:55.500 I'm knocking this guy out just cause of the trunks

01:33:57.260 was there anybody who's just like I can't

01:34:02.080 I'm not gonna lie bro like Ben Askren

01:34:07.940 I fucking love the guy

01:34:10.320 I donated to his

01:34:12.000 double lung surgery

01:34:14.580 but like bro

01:34:15.520 he just doesn't have any steez

01:34:18.160 yeah he's the most like vanilla like dumb ass white guy who just like got told what to wear

01:34:26.260 bro it's i don't even remember it until you pulled up this photo but like bro he looks like a fucking

01:34:33.560 idiot he just wore kind of like um trunks from the um you like you literally just like found him

01:34:39.800 at a local store yeah it's he always had this there was always an energy during that where it

01:34:47.240 seem like he'd just kind of woken up earlier you know um and blessings to him he's doing much

01:34:54.380 better now um dude so what about uh mvp you guys have hosts you guys have um promoted like 30 fights

01:35:02.800 now okay you're you're teaching me this information okay thank you um how has that

01:35:11.080 been as a promoter how has it been different than you thought it would be what's been like

01:35:14.400 what is what is some of the energy going on with that um yeah like we came into the game and um

01:35:22.460 this was like i saw boxing as like taxi and we were uber um and it was just like so obvious

01:35:35.440 and we operate as like a startup and me and my business partner don't need money who jiwu

01:35:44.060 I just think it's funny

01:35:47.960 No this is Nikisa

01:35:49.840 Okay sorry

01:35:50.900 He's from Iran

01:35:52.240 Jeff's gonna love this shit

01:35:57.540 He's gonna watch it and be like

01:35:58.680 Oh fuck yeah

01:35:59.500 That's good

01:36:03.520 Jeff I think you should change your Instagram

01:36:06.260 To Gwoonit

01:36:07.480 So

01:36:09.380 Me and Nikisa

01:36:11.180 Have money from other shit

01:36:13.940 and don't need to do it and that's why our motto is always like fighter first and um

01:36:20.420 that's that's actually like very important so when you start there where you like fighter first and

01:36:28.260 operate as a startup we like instantly took over and resonated with fighters and are clearly the

01:36:36.740 best to work with and make our fighters the most amount of money and give them the highest

01:36:44.280 percentage of the fights etc um but on top of that if you like just want to talk analytics like

01:36:54.460 coming into the game i have a hundred million followers or something like that wow and the

01:37:01.020 second biggest promoter is dana white with like 30 so i'm like three times bigger than him is that

01:37:09.320 y'all's biggest competition then is it uh is there another boxing i guess there's zufa there's

01:37:16.200 zufa's new yeah they just started and they're already making like a lot of mistakes and are

01:37:22.500 are quite quite basic um and yeah like you don't want to pay connor ben 15 million dollars

01:37:33.340 to do an easy ass fight against regis um right off rip because your whole ufc model

01:37:45.780 is paying fighters like one third of that max and

01:37:52.580 do you think it sets a tough precedent for them exactly they already fucked up like bad

01:37:58.240 um maybe if they were to like buy us or partner with us they would like have

01:38:04.660 such a better outcome which i truly believe could you see a world where your partner i'm

01:38:12.140 I'm open to it.

01:38:13.100 Yeah.

01:38:13.660 Buy us.

01:38:14.600 Like, we'll help you guys not be idiots.

01:38:18.040 You would, the amount of money you would spend, like, I don't have an ego, bro.

01:38:23.080 I'll work with anybody.

01:38:24.180 But Dane is a very smart guy.

01:38:25.700 I mean, he's not smart enough.

01:38:30.480 What makes you say that?

01:38:33.060 Just look at what he's doing.

01:38:35.080 Like, you don't, you don't not pay your fighters.

01:38:39.880 bro you like you don't get john jones on the white house card first of all

01:38:46.100 justin gaethje is gonna lose to ilia on the white house card so you have a spaniard beating

01:38:55.020 a white american on the patriotic white house card like okay big mistake first of all second

01:39:04.480 of all why are you not gonna pay john jones do you think it was a financial thing with him or

01:39:11.320 bro this is like one of the most profitable sports organizations in history their their

01:39:17.780 investors have gotten greedy they're in control they um they are looking at the pnls and being

01:39:27.960 like yo like we can just keep pumping this shit and they're not they're not they forgot their

01:39:33.600 heart as a company that's the problem and so um

01:39:38.880 it's it's dying and also mma is not like a

01:39:46.460 i'm always going to speak the truth and i'm i'm partners with netflix on an mma event so

01:39:56.200 well i know you guys have that do you guys have that event coming up but mma hasn't stood the

01:40:00.580 tests of time because the best people in the sport become wrestlers and they just like hold on

01:40:11.480 what do you mean like CM Punk you mean there's a lot of great fighters in the no Khabib

01:40:16.980 Cosmo like oh they become wrestlers I've seen like ground game guys exactly not like WWE guys

01:40:22.240 which is boring no one wants to watch that there is a level so it so it hasn't stood the test of

01:40:26.740 time yeah boxing has been around since the 1500s mma is 30 years and it's declining and also because

01:40:37.660 it's not ran properly and they're becoming greedy and it's like a super corporate organization

01:40:47.840 uh where they're signed with paramount they have stockholders it's a part of the wwe

01:40:55.160 are you manual public company blah blah blah so when they're paying fighters like 15 percent of

01:41:02.540 the revenue by the way down to 10 percent um the investors are going to be like yeah we're going

01:41:08.540 to make more money is it money 10 percent do they change it it's it's going down so you're just

01:41:14.440 you're assuming that it is the nfl pays their athletes 50 percent of the revenue got it so if

01:41:21.900 the nfl makes a billion dollars the athletes make 500 million got it in the ufc it's 150 million

01:41:30.860 out of a billion but when you exclude conor mcgregor and john jones from that it becomes like

01:41:39.120 five zero like five percent 50 million out of a billion because they make less you mean the

01:41:44.780 overall gross is less so then the percentage is less yeah because that number factors in the

01:41:50.220 super fights were um i am a ufc fan and i've just enjoyed being associated there i have so much fun

01:41:57.360 over there it's such an interesting thing i'm you know some of the business side i don't know about

01:42:00.780 but i it does feel like here's what i hear people say the cards have gotten uh not as interesting

01:42:07.640 right because there's more cards but you also hear people say that um like my sponsor was saying this

01:42:12.300 morning he's saying dude i love that i can just turn on paramount and that the ufc is on there

01:42:15.580 every week so i think there's like you know there's different avenues to go down with it and i think

01:42:19.740 that sports is paramount like who has that do you have one i don't know exactly yes i don't know if

01:42:27.600 i do that's what i'm saying yeah i might i probably do i don't i i think i think i have one but like

01:42:34.500 i don't know yeah that's what i mean so but i think like if they were like gun to head gonna

01:42:39.900 shoot you log in probably gonna figure out the login bro that's true so that's fucking bro that's

01:42:48.080 a great game show dude yeah log in death.com all right today we fucking something you pull him in

01:42:58.960 blindfolded he's like motherfucker you got 30 seconds to get into spotify premium everyone

01:43:05.240 would die he gets to call his wife you get one call but that person can't look it up

01:43:10.700 You bitch

01:43:14.740 I thought you knew this honey

01:43:17.580 Damn it Stephanie

01:43:18.820 You're the one that

01:43:20.080 Wizard 60 what is it

01:43:24.500 You guys are

01:43:26.520 Co-promoting the new MMA card

01:43:28.660 That's on Netflix

01:43:29.360 That's the whole thing

01:43:31.220 Bro why are you laughing

01:43:34.000 Bro look at this

01:43:36.160 This is crazy though bro

01:43:38.280 Was there another opportunity

01:43:40.440 for ngannu to fight someone else i mean i know that lens is kind of a new uh name to a lot of

01:43:45.000 people yeah but he he's he's um uh very good it's it's a more dangerous fight for him than um

01:43:55.480 who do we have as the other opponent it should be gunner versus damn bigfoot if i could find him

01:44:03.240 people would watch that shit we had a we had a i forget who the fuck it was we had a different name

01:44:12.540 um who was a bigger name and easier fight for him so as francis is you know we joke around and

01:44:24.720 fight blah blah marketing but like respect to him for for doing this and um it's a very

01:44:31.560 challenging fight so uh it's gonna be fun and and diaz versus perry like it's just gangster

01:44:38.800 gangster bro we just had uh actually nate diaz on this is before we knew that you were coming on and

01:44:45.320 he was on like it hasn't even come out yet but he did talk about this something um pull up the clip

01:44:51.460 that he had talked about he talked about some of the fight fights between us yeah he talked about

01:44:56.080 a couple of things here let me see what we got in here i'm not fighting for mbp i'm fighting for

01:45:01.280 netflix and i'm finding from real fight incorporated which i'll probably be doing next

01:45:09.060 with netflix anyway real fight entertainment on a thing and show you how to throw a real

01:45:13.400 uh mma fight show i've been in the ufc for 20 years now so i'm like yo i'm gonna do that

01:45:21.120 from real fighting with you know i'm not working for a fucking mvp like all these other motherfuckers

01:45:29.480 are i'm a ufc fighter i'm working for me for real fighting and i'm hunting jake paul's

01:45:36.280 motherfucking ass not taking a fight with a guy who's on the comeback me and fuck connor will

01:45:41.900 fight again when the time is right and it's time to fight but it's gonna be when we both on the

01:45:48.200 uprise not not when someone's dying out the whole fighting even like paul i feel like i beat ball

01:45:53.940 a lot of people felt that way but it was his like big show so it's like okay all right but i know

01:45:58.560 what i know from experience i ain't winning no decisions even if i do so watch that fight over

01:46:04.940 and don't read the punch count in your own count without somebody else's i won that fight too

01:46:10.000 what do you think there jake and that was nate

01:46:13.740 um yeah no i i never say the word i think it's like super offensive um

01:46:28.020 i would never say it um when when you see someone that's like it's just hard to like

01:46:36.900 comprehend what they're saying and um i'm gonna take like a business

01:46:44.660 higher level i'm gonna take the high road okay because he technically is

01:46:51.320 working for my company and he's trying to deny it in that clip um and i'll just leave it there

01:47:03.020 because i don't care about that i want mma to grow but yes technically like he's he's literally

01:47:13.720 with lying i don't work for okay that that's fine bro like whatever your ego wants i'll bend down to

01:47:23.720 it for now because mma is going to prosper and you nate should just not lie um and

01:47:34.740 yeah fuck like do you think he's lying about the part about him thinking that he won

01:47:41.100 oh that that's that's that's

01:47:45.620 i i i don't address stupidity

01:47:52.480 like that that's the most bizarre part about it but like i don't have time to address stupidity

01:47:59.900 do you because then you give it more momentum um and maybe i'll do it just just this one time but

01:48:09.340 Like, the judges said I won every single round.

01:48:13.520 So if it was, like, a close fight, that would be a different combo.

01:48:17.820 But this guy was, like, easy work, lightest puncher I've ever fought.

01:48:24.340 Is that true or are you just saying that?

01:48:26.640 On my mom's life, rest in peace, striker down God,

01:48:31.360 Nate Diaz is the lightest and worst puncher I've ever fought.

01:48:37.080 he's the toughest

01:48:39.500 and he took the most damage

01:48:42.340 but in a sport

01:48:43.540 that's

01:48:46.360 it's not something to brag about

01:48:48.700 like I'm the toughest

01:48:50.860 bro people

01:48:51.720 people come up to me

01:48:53.200 and they're like

01:48:53.680 you're so tough

01:48:54.620 you took shots from Joshua

01:48:55.960 I was like

01:48:56.300 I don't want to be complimented like this

01:48:58.780 right

01:48:59.240 I don't want to be tough

01:49:02.240 that means you're just getting beat up

01:49:05.240 yeah

01:49:05.640 like the fuck

01:49:07.020 Yeah that's a good point dude

01:49:09.420 I don't want to be tough

01:49:10.320 Bro any boxer who's tough sucks

01:49:13.360 No I'm joking

01:49:14.320 But like my coaches told me this early on

01:49:16.680 They're like

01:49:17.180 This is not a tough sport

01:49:20.700 This is a mental sport

01:49:23.300 Do you feel like you owe

01:49:26.620 Nate or one of the other UFC guys

01:49:30.840 An MMA bout

01:49:31.600 Does any of that weigh on you sometimes

01:49:33.320 Yeah yeah I want Nate in MMA

01:49:35.900 and and i think it's a good bout yeah i think i think it's it's high on my list of priorities

01:49:44.320 to do that and what's the toughest like kind of uh like barrier to entry to getting that done is

01:49:51.900 it just the time it would take to get more prolific in some of that ground game and stuff

01:49:56.020 in jiu-jitsu no no it's just the business side got it um he probably wants a certain amount of

01:50:06.360 money to take the risk in losing to me um and yeah i just don't give a fuck i have enough money

01:50:15.680 i got all my shit so um that that's why these guys are actual ducks is because you can't like

01:50:25.920 hide behind money anymore um so yeah i i think i think it's gonna happen though and and if if he

01:50:36.320 beats perry then me versus nate is probably the number one thing on the list like above tommy

01:50:47.280 fury above francis and ganu above ksi do you think he could beat perry i think he will yeah

01:50:55.240 I think I'll take them down and submit them.

01:51:01.040 What do you think?

01:51:03.940 That's such a dogfight, dude.

01:51:06.980 Mike Perry.

01:51:08.120 First of all, they're two of like really the most beloved outlier guys that like,

01:51:13.600 they're just such both unique guys.

01:51:18.360 And they kind of like, they do things their own way.

01:51:21.460 I mean, I'm just, I'm trying to evade the question.

01:51:23.620 uh what's the program you have with the charity it's the program for the all it's for like uh

01:51:31.080 parents parents of autistic children giving them like a day off yeah so like that that's why this

01:51:38.980 fight is awesome is like their parents are both gonna get hella days off

01:51:44.220 yeah yeah i mean i don't see it but yeah um yeah so you think they're smart like you you would

01:51:58.360 classify nate diaz and and mike parry as smart i think and by the way that's secluded from

01:52:04.680 autist okay like autistic people are smartest people in the world but like i'm just obviously

01:52:11.020 joking but i think you think they're fucking smart i think they got the toughest fucking

01:52:15.360 autism that there exists uh i wish i had that touch gloves tism you know that's what i want

01:52:20.840 dude um if they were starting a company would you invest in it come on bro that's crazy bro

01:52:27.120 that's a crazy thing to act somebody and during the daytime um i'm pretty sure it's like

01:52:34.220 i think dude uh i would it depends on what kind of business it was i think oh yeah if it were

01:52:42.840 like a dog catching business fuck yeah bro or brain rejuvenation yeah yeah dude i think but

01:52:53.280 yeah if it's like yeah doing taxes and shit no no no no it's just fine yeah if it's just fucking

01:53:01.440 if it's fucking getting your money back

01:53:05.040 from somebody down the street business

01:53:07.100 then

01:53:09.060 take my money fella

01:53:10.660 you got it I'm in dude

01:53:12.160 there's a female

01:53:15.400 I gotta go

01:53:16.240 we gotta get done

01:53:18.060 no we don't

01:53:19.100 bro you know how many

01:53:22.960 clips we've pumped out of this shit

01:53:24.960 we're gonna be on Twitter

01:53:26.840 for like 9 days straight

01:53:28.460 it's fucking ridiculous

01:53:31.280 dude god i gotta get some fucking help that's the number one thing i say to myself every day

01:53:37.780 dude is i gotta get some help um rousey karana what do you feel about this bout dude karana's

01:53:42.700 been out for a while yeah i think um was it tough to make that the lead bout was there a purpose in

01:53:49.220 that like a reason behind it yeah we're we're like proponents for for women mostly like putting them

01:53:56.080 on the forefront um and i genuinely like believe that women's boxing is so entertaining um

01:54:08.440 they're shorter rounds and they just like fucking go at each other and i think they

01:54:13.240 have a chip on their shoulder so it becomes more entertaining than like a 12 round floyd

01:54:21.020 versus de la jolla where they're just like fucking tapping each other for 12 rounds and everyone's

01:54:28.200 disappointed um so yeah that was that was part of the purpose and um and that's mvpw that was

01:54:36.240 part of a group you guys launched yeah we yeah so my comedy is mvp uh and then and then we have

01:54:43.020 mvpw which is like women's um that that side of things and were you searching for your fighters

01:54:49.820 is how are you going to populate this to have good belts?

01:54:54.720 Like, has that become a concern?

01:54:56.500 Because a lot of people are under UFC contracts.

01:54:58.140 No, it's the opposite.

01:54:59.000 So, like, we have all the best women signed to us.

01:55:09.860 For boxing?

01:55:10.520 Yeah.

01:55:10.980 Okay.

01:55:11.820 I mean, now MMA, I guess, as well.

01:55:14.700 Like, starting in MMA, but mostly boxing.

01:55:18.300 that the beautiful thing about it is that um we can make the mega fights happen because we

01:55:29.500 know both sides of the party and but will you will will they be able to fight in ufc will

01:55:35.420 will people under your banner be able to fight in ufc or netflix's thing if they keep this going

01:55:41.740 or are they separate?

01:55:42.360 No, no, no, no.

01:55:47.580 Yeah, we're like

01:55:48.780 completely separate

01:55:52.060 from the UFC.

01:55:53.140 Got it.

01:55:55.300 And a competitor.

01:55:57.860 So it's actually like

01:55:59.680 UFCs with Paramount,

01:56:04.180 MVPs with Netflix.

01:56:06.280 Okay, I got it now.

01:56:07.800 Yeah.

01:56:08.380 Dang, dude.

01:56:09.180 That's wild, bro.

01:56:10.480 Congratulations, man.

01:56:11.740 yeah thank you

01:56:13.220 congratulations dude

01:56:13.820 it's in

01:56:14.140 you know like

01:56:14.800 watching you

01:56:16.840 is an interesting

01:56:17.960 sport

01:56:18.580 you know

01:56:21.500 and I mean that

01:56:22.060 in a lot of like

01:56:22.660 really

01:56:22.940 so that

01:56:23.660 so it like

01:56:24.720 increases your heart rate

01:56:25.920 to watch me

01:56:26.540 probably does

01:56:27.500 which is okay

01:56:28.260 it's a sport

01:56:29.060 I mean it's just like

01:56:30.840 you know

01:56:32.580 yeah like

01:56:33.740 it's

01:56:34.300 there's

01:56:35.000 there's admiration

01:56:35.880 because you

01:56:36.720 you know you kind of

01:56:38.340 you defy the odds

01:56:40.280 or you re

01:56:41.160 you kind of like

01:56:44.880 I don't know

01:56:45.800 I don't know what it is

01:56:48.020 it's interesting

01:56:49.480 and it's fun

01:56:51.480 and it's interesting to see a guy who's fighting

01:56:54.700 and is also in the business side

01:56:56.180 there's just a lot of stuff to see you be a business guy

01:56:58.540 it's all interesting dude

01:57:00.960 it's judgmental

01:57:02.220 no I would

01:57:03.980 I would agree

01:57:05.380 I think

01:57:06.600 I wrote like a little

01:57:10.020 stupid fucking thing to put on my instagram yeah that i think can like summarize me a little bit

01:57:20.540 um i think it's like super fucking gay to talk about it but um you want me to read it

01:57:27.380 like we might not put this part in okay but like

01:57:31.480 it it kind of summarizes what you're saying okay so uh life became unrelatable

01:57:39.900 so it's easy to become hateable i live in truth so my views are undebatable life's become

01:57:47.240 approvals and payables funny how i was the only one who knew i was capable now anything in life

01:57:55.680 is available only because i can't became unbreakable once in a generation beyond occasional

01:58:04.760 send all the pressure please God is protecting me I'm gravitational I hope you don't hate and

01:58:15.300 use it as motivational but honestly this shit is not sustainable or very attainable

01:58:20.820 have to manage it with Ivy League occupational horrid lady over there I post more content than

01:58:30.340 you but i'm still untraceable i hate to be cocky but at this point it's educational this is who the

01:58:37.800 fuck i am it's not recreational you probably could but if we're being honest you are not capable

01:58:44.300 so again that's why i'm hateable is he a politician investor rapper boxer it's unexplainable and

01:58:53.860 that's why i'm inescapable so i think that's like what dude i fucking really like that

01:59:01.520 i think and you know what yes that's what i was trying to say yeah and it is and it is man

01:59:11.060 and you know the sad part about it is that like people are gonna like um clip that and then them

01:59:17.560 and but but that's why i'm saying it's like sad that they're gonna clip it and be like bro thought

01:59:23.320 he cooked no we're not saying that you are um what's that guy's called ghana or whatever

01:59:30.120 we're just saying that you i that you explained exactly what i was thinking and that's yeah and

01:59:36.080 i agree that's why that's why i brought it up otherwise i wouldn't have but but but the sad

01:59:40.920 part is that people are gonna clip it and be like but people are also freaking touching their own

01:59:48.460 dicks all the time so people are disgusting you don't have your own dick jerking off is gay dude

01:59:54.420 you're jerking a dude off yeah it's you

01:59:56.760 but it's still a dude bro fuck that now some chick rolls up with a cock maybe i'll help her out you

02:00:06.460 feel me blm dude um so you love thailand never been i haven't even looked at i haven't even

02:00:14.000 gone there on like one of those like um map zoom in views like view street views or whatever

02:00:18.560 do uh your brother just had a child do you get competitive with him like do you start to think

02:00:25.280 about that yet or you guys aren't really kicking that can around at the moment

02:00:27.920 because once wife got that gold bro you know i'm saying you could hatch something

02:00:33.200 and sorry that's just something i read recently on a uh on a headstone in memphis so i was just

02:00:40.300 Once wife got that gold

02:00:42.940 You could hatch some

02:00:43.880 Someone else's wife got gold

02:00:47.340 Pretty rare

02:00:48.480 I just mean somebody might have got a gold grill put in

02:00:51.260 It could mean anything

02:00:52.800 You're right

02:00:54.160 No it's inspiring

02:00:56.980 It's so inspiring

02:00:58.880 Has it been interesting to see him be a dad

02:01:00.720 He's a fucking

02:01:03.140 Loser now

02:01:04.120 It's so funny

02:01:05.560 Look bro

02:01:08.460 You go to bed at 10pm

02:01:10.240 like he used to be cool and like kick it and like drink and smoke with us and then

02:01:16.600 he just like goes to bed at 10 p.m but honestly bro i'm so happy for him like this is what's

02:01:23.420 needed like he's amazing um and he's a great dad it's just like funny because and again i would

02:01:30.020 never use the word the r word but like when um he's walking down the beach with his um kid

02:01:37.500 and i'm like bro this is my brother like he's fucking retarded and he's like carrying the baby

02:01:43.540 down the fucking beach and he like got it on his shoulder i'm like bro what the fuck is going on

02:01:50.540 it's just it's just funny um but i'm i'm so happy for him and esme is like the coolest thing

02:01:58.000 in the world. And yeah, she, she's like 18 months. And, um, I, I like went to hang out

02:02:08.440 with her the other day and like, we don't see each other a lot because we're always

02:02:12.880 busy. Logan's traveling. We like whatever. But, um, she's looking at me and I'm like

02:02:21.020 saying hi to her and she goes

02:02:23.160 Jake!

02:02:26.200 And she says

02:02:27.180 my name for the first time. I was like, bro.

02:02:31.600 Game over.

02:02:32.960 That's cool. I was like, I started

02:02:35.040 like getting teary eyed and like

02:02:37.020 it's just the craziest

02:02:38.920 thing ever. Has it brought your family

02:02:41.140 overall closer together? Yeah, 100%.

02:02:43.100 Isn't that amazing? Yeah.

02:02:44.900 It's crazy how something like that, when we first

02:02:47.080 had it in my first niece,

02:02:48.180 it like it was like the first time we were a family it felt like in some ways yeah i would agree

02:02:53.720 i i think and and nina by the way is is such a great mom she's doing such a great job and she um

02:03:04.760 like sends videos and pictures to us every day oh that's sweet of her and so like shout out to nina

02:03:13.420 for for fucking being amazing on that side of things yeah it's nice it keeps you involved

02:03:17.800 makes you feel like a part of it that's important yep and they do this thing where it's like outfit

02:03:22.540 of the day and like uh esme like loves it and she like knows even though she can't talk really

02:03:31.600 she like puts on her outfit and then nina like films her coming out of the room with the outfit

02:03:41.840 and like hypes her up

02:03:43.680 and then Esme like loves it

02:03:46.100 and is like

02:03:47.400 she like knows that it's like

02:03:50.480 some important moment

02:03:51.920 so it's really fucking beautiful

02:03:54.140 like little shit like that

02:03:55.620 yeah stuff like that

02:03:57.240 that makes you feel kind of connected

02:03:59.560 that's awesome

02:04:00.240 shout out to Nina that's beautiful

02:04:02.080 and congratulations to them

02:04:03.820 that baby looks so happy

02:04:06.360 happiest baby ever

02:04:10.260 I think

02:04:10.780 Really? Bro. That's the blessing.

02:04:13.660 I get these videos every

02:04:14.960 day and she's just like

02:04:16.220 happiness maxing. Dude, when you

02:04:18.860 get some cap ass baby, that shit's

02:04:20.720 fucking trash.

02:04:22.960 Honestly, like

02:04:23.960 that's the problem is you can't return

02:04:26.920 it. I know, you gotta

02:04:28.600 fucking remodel that bitch. There's no coupon.

02:04:31.080 Put some fucking Fendi on that

02:04:32.760 bitch or something. You gotta do something, bro.

02:04:35.120 Cause they got some cap ass

02:04:36.680 children out there.

02:04:38.020 They gotta redo the genetics.

02:04:40.780 type shit um blessings to them man jake thanks for coming and hanging out dude yep i appreciate

02:04:45.820 it bro i've just enjoyed getting to talk to you this is most you and i've ever talked and i i

02:04:49.340 think it's like yeah you just get a different concept of people it's hard to know people

02:04:52.820 until you talk to them dude brian johnson i thought that that guy was gonna be like

02:04:56.460 he was gonna show up like in bubble wrap or something

02:04:59.300 fucking drinking his own cum or something bro bro sorry you know he's had a little wait but

02:05:06.820 And by the way, what I'm saying is, dude, he was a cool, he was like, just as it just

02:05:12.780 like, it's just interesting until you get to know somebody, you're right.

02:05:15.840 We live in this place where we assume things based on what we see.

02:05:19.460 It's all, it's all, uh, interesting.

02:05:21.500 And some of it's our, some of it's our fault and some of it is a place of where we are.

02:05:26.180 Um, it's interesting though.

02:05:27.940 You know, I, uh, I killed him the other day.

02:05:34.000 Did you really?

02:05:34.980 Yeah, I killed him.

02:05:37.020 He'll be back.

02:05:39.040 Oh, you put him to sleep?

02:05:40.340 I put him to sleep.

02:05:41.440 Wow, he's supposed to go to bed at 4.30 p.m. anyway.

02:05:43.480 Yeah, I killed him.

02:05:44.300 When was this dude?

02:05:47.020 Hell yeah.

02:05:47.960 Bro, this dude is up for anything, bro.

02:05:50.300 No, no, no.

02:05:50.860 Like, he's dead.

02:05:52.260 Oh, damn.

02:05:52.920 Okay.

02:05:53.300 Yeah.

02:05:54.100 Well, I don't know.

02:05:56.040 So, like, I kind of fucked up the don't die movement.

02:05:59.360 But, like, he's such a great guy.

02:06:02.960 But I had to kill him.

02:06:05.260 Hey, bro.

02:06:05.720 I kind of feel ya

02:06:07.740 you know

02:06:08.680 he is that neighbor

02:06:09.680 that's out in the front yard

02:06:10.960 fucking boiling

02:06:12.340 his own blood

02:06:13.120 and shit

02:06:13.640 you know

02:06:14.360 that can fucking

02:06:15.080 I love that guy

02:06:17.460 he's a genius

02:06:18.200 but like

02:06:18.920 bro

02:06:19.400 I'm

02:06:20.840 I'm Jake Paul

02:06:22.220 I had to go viral

02:06:23.320 oh yeah bro

02:06:24.400 so I had to kill him

02:06:25.460 dude yeah

02:06:26.600 it's for the game

02:06:27.800 yeah

02:06:29.220 I see that shit

02:06:30.800 for sure dude

02:06:31.800 R.I.P.

02:06:32.920 Brian Johnson

02:06:33.680 bro

02:06:34.140 yeah

02:06:34.820 See you at the crossroads, homie gang

02:06:38.020 Thanks, Jake

02:06:38.820 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

02:06:43.280 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

02:06:46.220 I must be cornerstone

02:06:49.540 Oh, but when I reach that ground

02:06:54.120 I'll share this peace of mind

02:06:56.260 I found I can feel it in my bones

02:07:00.440 But it's gonna take

02:07:04.820 Where's your playlist taking you?

02:07:10.180 Down the highway?

02:07:11.460 To the mountains?

02:07:12.780 Or just into daydream mode while you're stuck in traffic?

02:07:16.240 With over 4,000 hotels worldwide, Best Western is there to help you make the most of your getaway.

02:07:22.200 Wherever that is.

02:07:23.600 Because the only thing better than a great playlist is a great trip.

02:07:29.240 Life's the trip.

02:07:30.400 Make the most of it at Best Western.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 05, 2026

#650 - Jake Paul

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