This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

00:00:00 Just a reminder that tickets for Busboys, the movie with myself and David Spade are on sale right now.

00:00:09 Pre-sale tickets, you can get them.

00:00:11 It's in theaters April 17th.

00:00:13 But if you get tickets now, it'll show the movie theaters that we're going to sell them or that they are selling.

00:00:19 And then we can expand to more theaters.

00:00:22 So if you know when you're going to go and you can support, that would be great.

00:00:27 And no pressure if you can't.

00:00:29 Again, the pre-sale tickets are available, busboysmovie.com.

00:00:34 I'm excited.

00:00:35 Thank you.

00:00:37 I'll be doing a show in Nashville Wednesday, April 15th at the Ryman.

00:00:43 It's the last theater stage I will be on practicing for the Netflix taping.

00:00:49 So if you want to come out to that, it's the return of the rat still.

00:00:53 But I promise you, the rat has almost returned, and he's returned.

00:00:59 So, yeah, that's it.

00:01:00 April 15th at the Ryman.

00:01:02 I'm looking forward to it.

00:01:04 TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R. 0.95

00:01:09 Today's guests are two of the realest fellows you'll ever meet.

00:01:12 Woo-woo! 1.00

00:01:14 They're fighters, MMA artists, and now they're actors.

00:01:19 Those are my words, not theirs.

00:01:21 One of them is one of the most beloved athletes in UFC history.

00:01:25 His fight with Mike Perry is the highlight of the upcoming May 16th Netflix fight card.

00:01:30 And he's joined by his friend and fellow fighter from Stockton 209, Mr. Chris Avila, who fights Brandon Jenkins on the same card.

00:01:41 Ladies and gentlemen, we got Nate Diaz and Chris Avila.

00:01:51 And I will find a song

00:01:54 I've been singing

00:01:55 So I can't believe you

00:02:03 So you're opening a restaurant?

00:02:07 I'm opening

00:02:08 Yeah, I'm going to open a restaurant

00:02:10 Where I live

00:02:10 I'm not opening

00:02:12 I got some people opening up

00:02:14 Yeah

00:02:14 It's just going to have options

00:02:16 Like same thing a regular restaurant has

00:02:19 but with vegan and gluten-free options also. 0.99

00:02:23 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:02:24 Do you eat vegan? 1.00

00:02:25 Yeah, I like vegan.

00:02:27 I'm not full vegan, but yeah, I'm mainly vegan.

00:02:30 Lentils?

00:02:31 You eat a lot of lentils and stuff like that?

00:02:32 Or what do y'all eat nowadays?

00:02:33 Yeah, I eat all vegan food, but I eat seafood as well.

00:02:39 And I eat eggs too. 0.99

00:02:40 I love fucking seafood, boy. 1.00

00:02:42 If I was in the ocean, bro, I think I wouldn't mind it 1.00

00:02:44 because I know I do like seafood.

00:02:46 Yeah, it's the best.

00:02:46 but anyway

00:02:48 thank you guys

00:02:49 for coming in bro 1.00

00:02:49 you guys are fucking 0.99

00:02:50 only three hours late dude 0.99

00:02:51 you guys

00:02:52 you both

00:02:53 you guys

00:02:54 you got the only dude

00:02:57 that

00:02:57 y'all were later to Boosie

00:02:58 is the only guy

00:02:59 that really been late

00:02:59 so when y'all are later 0.98

00:03:00 than a black guy bro 0.92

00:03:02 that was 1.00

00:03:03 fucking late 0.99

00:03:05 but 0.99

00:03:06 we were waiting

00:03:08 come on now

00:03:09 does he say this

00:03:12 remember when they were

00:03:14 trying to cut off

00:03:14 that on

00:03:15 somebody's kid.

00:03:17 Talking about his kid going like 0.73

00:03:19 transgender. He's like, nah, come on, dog. 1.00

00:03:21 Come on, dog.

00:03:24 He's like 12.

00:03:26 Oh, yeah, I think they're talking about Dwayne Wade.

00:03:27 Oh, his own kid.

00:03:29 Dwayne Wade's kid.

00:03:30 He ain't there yet.

00:03:32 They got into it about that.

00:03:34 They got into it, huh?

00:03:36 Yeah, they got into it.

00:03:37 I support Boozy.

00:03:40 I support Boozy, yeah.

00:03:41 Yeah, that was one of the best episodes.

00:03:43 we had to have a big bag of weed for him

00:03:45 and we had to have like a lot of weed

00:03:48 for when Boosie came.

00:03:50 Two pounds in specific

00:03:51 kinds. Like, I was on a scavenger hunt.

00:03:54 Yeah, they had like...

00:03:55 Hello?

00:03:57 Hey.

00:03:58 Tell these we need two pounds of weed. 0.99

00:04:01 Maybe it's getting boozy.

00:04:03 Yeah, tell them three.

00:04:05 We should be good.

00:04:08 We'll make sure, bro.

00:04:09 Thank you guys for coming in, man.

00:04:11 Thanks for having us.

00:04:12 Where did you guys even meet each other at?

00:04:14 The gym

00:04:15 Did I meet you at the gym?

00:04:18 No, I met you at the

00:04:19 24 hour

00:04:20 Tent and windows

00:04:22 Yeah, yeah

00:04:23 Tent and windows

00:04:24 My dad had a tent shop in Stockton

00:04:26 And then he got his tent

00:04:28 His truck tended

00:04:29 My dad tended his truck

00:04:31 And that's where we met

00:04:33 My dad's shop

00:04:34 And he was like 15 or 14 or something like that 0.98

00:04:37 I was finding and shit 0.99

00:04:39 His dad 0.98

00:04:40 I was getting my windows tinted in my truck, and I went to pick it up, and him and I think

00:04:46 your brother was there?

00:04:47 I think it was just me and my dad and Ernie.

00:04:49 Yeah, and we all took pictures.

00:04:51 Ernie Reyes?

00:04:51 No, the guy back home.

00:04:53 He's a sponsor.

00:04:54 E-Rod.

00:04:55 Shout out to E-Rod.

00:04:56 Let's go.

00:04:58 He was the guy who sold me the Honda Civic when I went for a Cadillac when I was a kid.

00:05:03 He's my first sponsor, though.

00:05:04 He's the man.

00:05:05 He's cool.

00:05:06 He sponsored your fights early?

00:05:07 my first fights

00:05:08 and my brother's fights too

00:05:09 when we were young

00:05:10 and

00:05:11 he always take care of us

00:05:13 with cars

00:05:13 and

00:05:14 my whole family's cars

00:05:15 and stuff like that

00:05:16 so he was the man

00:05:17 and then I was like

00:05:18 I need my windows to him

00:05:19 and he was like

00:05:19 yeah I got you

00:05:19 and he called his dad

00:05:20 and then

00:05:21 that's where I came

00:05:22 to pick my car up

00:05:23 and they were all there

00:05:23 and then he came

00:05:25 to train with me

00:05:26 because

00:05:27 I think his dad

00:05:28 was talking to my brother

00:05:29 he's like

00:05:29 I have my son boxes

00:05:30 he wants to come train

00:05:31 with you guys

00:05:31 so he came in

00:05:32 to spar with my brother

00:05:33 and then

00:05:33 he came in to spar

00:05:34 with my brother

00:05:35 Nick introduced me

00:05:36 to him again him and yeah this uh eddie's son and then we started training together after that

00:05:43 because y'all talk about stockton a lot what is it about stockton that gives it that grit do you

00:05:49 feel like because you guys always you know i mean you guys kind of represent the 209 i don't know

00:05:53 if there's any other fighter that represents like a place as much as people correlate you guys with

00:05:58 Stockton yeah well that's just where we come from and uh everything started there and that's

00:06:07 the core baby you gotta ref where you're from I think I think uh I had Yancey Maderos come out 0.97

00:06:14 from Hawaii one time to train with us and he started training with us and he's like yeah

00:06:18 and then and he was telling me all about how I was asking about Hawaii and growing up there and

00:06:23 And I was just like, that's, I was interested.

00:06:27 I was like, that's cool.

00:06:29 Yeah, like, you're like a, you're like a, yeah, there's my boy right there.

00:06:32 And then he's telling me all about all kinds of stuff that I,

00:06:36 culture that I knew nothing about.

00:06:38 And I was like, that's badass, dude.

00:06:40 And then we're talking and he was like, yeah, 209,

00:06:43 because he's a soldier.

00:06:45 He was down with us.

00:06:46 And I was like, bro, you need to like tell people where you come from 1.00

00:06:50 and represent all that shit. 0.99

00:06:51 Because it's like, I could listen to it all day. 0.99

00:06:53 I'm like, if people see you as the fighter,

00:06:57 if they could hear what you're about, dude, you're a rock star.

00:07:02 So I'm like, you should be.

00:07:03 And I feel like that about anybody because it's interesting

00:07:05 where people come from.

00:07:07 So he kind of put you on that kind of energy a little bit?

00:07:10 No, that's just a thought I had off of where I come from.

00:07:12 I'm like, yeah.

00:07:13 I don't know.

00:07:13 That's where I come from.

00:07:14 That's what it is.

00:07:14 That's what you see is what you get, what you come from.

00:07:18 That's the core.

00:07:19 and wherever you go

00:07:21 I think it comes from the core

00:07:23 of where you're from

00:07:24 what you do 0.99

00:07:24 not to get all deep and shit 0.99

00:07:26 but that's fucking tight 0.99

00:07:27 you know what I'm saying 0.97

00:07:27 yeah it's important

00:07:28 people draw where they're from

00:07:30 and you see them too

00:07:31 and you know

00:07:31 like we see you

00:07:32 and you're like

00:07:33 New Orleans dude

00:07:36 you know what I'm saying

00:07:36 right New Orleans

00:07:37 yeah

00:07:37 yeah Louisiana

00:07:38 that's my place

00:07:39 and that's cool

00:07:40 that's different than

00:07:41 just people standing there

00:07:42 like yo

00:07:42 whatever

00:07:43 well who are you dude

00:07:45 that's a New Orleans dude

00:07:47 right there

00:07:47 so I think that my

00:07:49 Mike, where do you come from with?

00:07:51 There it is, 209.

00:07:52 What's popping?

00:07:52 That's it.

00:07:53 Let's go.

00:07:54 That's it.

00:07:55 How did the Stockton slap start?

00:07:57 How did that start?

00:07:58 My brother was slapping people in the UFC the whole time.

00:08:02 Was that Robbie Lawler?

00:08:03 Yeah, he slapped Robbie Lawler.

00:08:05 That's the second fight in the UFC.

00:08:08 Wow.

00:08:10 In the mainstream, that's where it came from.

00:08:13 That's it.

00:08:14 He started it.

00:08:15 And that's Robbie Lawler. 1.00

00:08:17 so it's like bro you just smacked that fool that's crazy yeah robbie's a fucking boss dude look at 0.99

00:08:22 it's crazy to see how young he was there too um i've seen people just get slapped growing up like 1.00

00:08:28 bam and scaring the life out of people and no fight even happened and been like man

00:08:32 you just owned somebody with a slap so it's like yeah i just slapped this honky one time at a uh 0.99

00:08:37 pizza spot

00:08:38 for what

00:08:40 yeah

00:08:41 what'd he do

00:08:42 it was just 0.99

00:08:44 shit it kind of 1.00

00:08:44 escalated in there 0.99

00:08:45 his energy

00:08:46 was kind of

00:08:47 saying stuff

00:08:47 and I could tell

00:08:48 he knew that it was

00:08:49 like

00:08:49 that I didn't like it

00:08:51 you know what I'm saying

00:08:52 and I think once

00:08:53 you put off that energy

00:08:54 like I don't really

00:08:54 I don't like what you're saying

00:08:56 if somebody

00:08:56 keeps going

00:08:57 yeah

00:08:57 and he was with this girl bro

00:08:59 and I just had to

00:09:00 pull him up

00:09:00 oh good

00:09:01 and my friends

00:09:03 still talk bro

00:09:04 and I think I was 0.97

00:09:04 fucking scared 0.97

00:09:05 it's almost like 0.99

00:09:06 a nice gesture too

00:09:07 it's like bro

00:09:08 I don't like when I see, like, I don't know where, like, someone get murked right in front of you and hit his head.

00:09:15 I'm like, bro, you just killed that guy, bro. 1.00

00:09:17 I'm like, hey, it's a warning, bitch, get the fuck out of my face. 1.00

00:09:20 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:20 So it's nice.

00:09:22 Yeah.

00:09:23 It's nice. 1.00

00:09:24 It's nice to say you could be a bitch or now you could get melted because you're coming back and you can shut up or get it. 1.00

00:09:29 So that's it. 1.00

00:09:31 That's it.

00:09:32 It's like a warning flare. 1.00

00:09:33 It is like a shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:09:35 I could have just slapped you 1.00

00:09:37 But I'm gonna slap you 1.00

00:09:38 And give you a chance 0.99

00:09:39 And I ain't walking around

00:09:40 Slapping 0.95

00:09:40 I'm just saying

00:09:41 I'm being rude like that

00:09:43 You know what I'm saying 0.99

00:09:43 You need a little slap 1.00

00:09:45 Get out of my face 1.00

00:09:46 You can't feel it

00:09:48 Here it is

00:09:48 Yeah

00:09:49 And I think it's just

00:09:51 It was like a moment of like

00:09:52 I'm not afraid to have

00:09:53 A little bit of energy

00:09:54 If we need to have it here today

00:09:55 Yeah

00:09:56 Which a lot of times 0.98

00:09:57 Damn you're a G bro 1.00

00:09:58 You gotta slap that motherfucker 1.00

00:10:01 I'm taking your shit 1.00

00:10:04 Bro I slapped him 1.00

00:10:05 And then I stood there and waited for a fucking medium pizza, dude. 0.99

00:10:08 And I was like, dude, do not say medium pizza when you hand it. 0.98

00:10:11 I don't want people to know I ordered a medium, bro, because I was feeling it.

00:10:14 This XL.

00:10:16 That's all right.

00:10:17 Anybody else need a slap? 0.91

00:10:19 I got you. 0.93

00:10:20 The dude's like, medium sausage, bro.

00:10:23 And I was like, oh, medium sausage, bro.

00:10:26 Sorry to slap that guy, everybody.

00:10:27 This extra large.

00:10:30 And I was like, bro, that's the last thing you want to hear somebody say,

00:10:33 and you go and accept them.

00:10:35 Because I've been dealing with medium sausage my whole life, bro.

00:10:37 You know what I'm saying, bro?

00:10:39 But that's another conversation, dude.

00:10:41 What, outside, like, outside of, like, you guys' energy in Stockton,

00:10:46 what else does Stockton have?

00:10:47 Like, what else do people do there that's, like, kind of a joke?

00:10:50 Like, does Stockton have a zoo?

00:10:52 It does have a zoo.

00:10:52 Yeah.

00:10:53 No, that's a load.

00:10:54 Mickey's Grove.

00:10:56 This is pretty good.

00:10:57 Yeah.

00:10:58 Yep.

00:10:58 They got birds, squirrels.

00:11:02 There's a golf course next to it, though.

00:11:03 Hey, Mickey Grove, step your game up.

00:11:06 We need a tiger.

00:11:07 They got monkeys there. 1.00

00:11:08 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:11:09 That bitch looks like Trump. 1.00

00:11:10 Look at that. 1.00

00:11:10 We need a lion.

00:11:11 There used to be a bear.

00:11:12 My grandma lived like a mile away, and we could always, in the morning,

00:11:15 you'd hear the seals in the morning.

00:11:18 You could hear them from my grandma's house.

00:11:20 Really?

00:11:21 Yeah, you could hear them my whole life.

00:11:22 He said it looked like Trump.

00:11:23 Oh, that's dope, dude. 0.98

00:11:25 Got a Trump monkey.

00:11:26 Was your family pretty close up there?

00:11:27 It seemed like a lot of family type of energy up there, is it?

00:11:33 Yeah, I got a bunch of family in Stockton, yeah.

00:11:36 Do they travel with you to the fights or no?

00:11:40 To the fights?

00:11:41 Like when you fight a big fight?

00:11:43 Everybody's invited.

00:11:45 I'm always like, what the hell is everybody at?

00:11:46 But I don't go and fight.

00:11:48 I don't, like, fighting is a crazy thing.

00:11:50 Everybody's like, I don't invite people to my fights,

00:11:54 but it's a public location.

00:11:57 They're invited.

00:11:58 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:11:59 Fuck, you ain't at the fight. 1.00

00:12:00 I've never been in one year fight 1.00

00:12:02 well why not

00:12:03 I think people get offended at me

00:12:07 for not bringing them to a fight

00:12:09 I'm like bro come on

00:12:10 I gotta fight somebody

00:12:12 you know the risk of that

00:12:14 please come

00:12:16 I want you to

00:12:17 I'm just like yo

00:12:19 it's open to public

00:12:19 pull up if you want to pull up 0.97

00:12:21 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:12:21 so if you guys became 0.97

00:12:25 friends around 15 0.99

00:12:26 did y'all go do shit together 0.98

00:12:28 did y'all go to y'all's first con 0.98

00:12:29 like i'm older than him though oh you are so yeah i met him and he came in and then he could

00:12:34 fucking box i was like this kid lizzie he could box and then so we started he came in to train 0.95

00:12:40 with nick i seen him box when they can do really good i like and then and then i was like that's 0.99

00:12:46 cool and he came and started working at and then uh and then i seen him without even knowing i came

00:12:52 to jiu-jitsu class i'm training with everybody and then he comes up to me and we start training

00:12:55 jiu-jitsu too that's what i'm talking about i think i was in high school because where i'm from

00:13:01 like a lot of the boxer kids and everywhere is that boxers are boxers and jiu-jitsu but then

00:13:09 i'm like i was like oh a little boxer kid well that's because he's fine amateur and stuff and

00:13:13 i was like and when he did jiu-jitsu i was like hey when he did jiu-jitsu hey respect and then

00:13:19 we became training partners and homies and he was there more than everybody else so i was like

00:13:24 that's my guy

00:13:24 that's it

00:13:25 my old boy

00:13:26 did you learn

00:13:28 from him

00:13:28 like or

00:13:29 what did you learn

00:13:30 from Nate

00:13:30 when you got first

00:13:32 yeah he cracked me

00:13:32 in the face

00:13:33 and I was like

00:13:33 what are you doing

00:13:34 tomorrow

00:13:35 we're sparring

00:13:36 again at 5

00:13:37 so that's how

00:13:39 I kicked off

00:13:40 with me and him

00:13:40 I was bugging

00:13:41 his brother

00:13:42 all the time

00:13:42 because I was texting

00:13:43 he put me in

00:13:44 and then he was like

00:13:45 go spar my brother

00:13:46 and so I was

00:13:47 always texting Nick

00:13:48 like hey what's up

00:13:48 can I come back

00:13:49 and train

00:13:49 he's like yeah

00:13:50 go in there

00:13:52 at this time

00:13:52 and go spar my brother

00:13:54 and then

00:13:54 like I was in high school

00:13:55 so I would just leave

00:13:56 leave class and go

00:13:57 and he was

00:13:58 he already

00:13:59 what you

00:14:00 I was like 24

00:14:01 other than UFC and stuff 1.00

00:14:02 oh you was a damn adult bro 1.00

00:14:03 that's fucking grooming bro 1.00

00:14:05 that's funny 0.99

00:14:07 so yeah 0.99

00:14:09 that's fucking 0.99

00:14:10 grooming bro 1.00

00:14:11 you fucking bringing 1.00

00:14:12 those youngsters in 1.00

00:14:13 but you just respected

00:14:14 his talent so much huh

00:14:15 yeah well he

00:14:15 he had

00:14:16 a lot of people

00:14:17 ain't got it

00:14:18 dude what 15 year old 1.00

00:14:20 would fight a fucking 20 1.00

00:14:21 me 1.00

00:14:21 that's crazy

00:14:22 yeah

00:14:22 I did the same thing

00:14:24 When I was 15

00:14:24 I saw

00:14:25 And I met him

00:14:26 I'm like

00:14:26 Come on

00:14:27 You like me

00:14:27 Let's go

00:14:28 That's it

00:14:29 That's it

00:14:30 Yeah but

00:14:31 We didn't talk about it

00:14:33 It just was like that

00:14:34 Yeah it was just it

00:14:34 I don't think we ever

00:14:35 Even talked about it

00:14:36 That's how it went down

00:14:38 But he was fighting consistently

00:14:40 Didn't you amateur fighting

00:14:41 Like

00:14:41 Yeah I was always fighting

00:14:43 I was fighting like every weekend

00:14:44 Oh so you were fighting

00:14:44 So yeah

00:14:45 I was almost 18

00:14:46 I was like 16, 17

00:14:48 So would you go corner him 0.99

00:14:49 And shit like that 0.99

00:14:50 Or it wasn't 0.99

00:14:50 No not that

00:14:51 he had a boxing coach

00:14:53 and he was boxing

00:14:54 let's not pull up

00:14:55 the pro fights

00:14:56 but 0.99

00:14:56 we got fucked up records 0.96

00:14:59 but we ain't been 0.99

00:15:00 finished by nobody

00:15:01 and we've been fighting

00:15:01 top competition

00:15:02 the whole time

00:15:03 so it's like 1.00

00:15:04 fuck a record 0.99

00:15:06 in MMA or boxing 1.00

00:15:07 you've never been finished

00:15:08 no

00:15:09 yeah either one of you guys

00:15:10 no

00:15:10 I got

00:15:11 they gave me a TKO

00:15:13 against

00:15:13 Josh Thompson

00:15:14 one time

00:15:15 but

00:15:15 it was like

00:15:17 I'm chasing him around

00:15:18 he's scared for his life

00:15:19 I feel like

00:15:19 and he wants to fight me

00:15:21 now

00:15:21 He's like, oh, he's calling me out.

00:15:23 He's a podcaster.

00:15:24 He's calling me out.

00:15:25 I'm like, bro, who really won?

00:15:27 Like, I never beat nobody and then been like, I want a rematch. 0.98

00:15:32 Suck my date. 0.97

00:15:34 How about that? 0.99

00:15:36 What was, uh.

00:15:37 Supposed to bring you back to life?

00:15:38 Keep podcasting, my boy.

00:15:40 Chris, who got the closest to finishing if there was somebody that got close in one of them?

00:15:45 Eddie.

00:15:46 My brother.

00:15:47 No.

00:15:48 Really?

00:15:49 No.

00:15:50 Is your brother tough?

00:15:51 nah he's my older brother yeah he grew up fighting that's how i wanted i wanted to fight because he's 0.93

00:15:55 always fighting and shit sorry about that like at school and stuff yeah he's not a fighter is that 0.97

00:15:59 why you kind of got into it you think yeah because he was a fucking he was always fighting does he 0.98

00:16:04 still fight no he didn't he never fought like professionally or anything but yeah he was a 0.98

00:16:08 little gangster at at the house so i was like what's up i want to fight he always come home 0.96

00:16:12 with stories and shit yeah it is funny like brothers want to do kind of what brother you 0.98

00:16:17 If you're a younger brother, you want to do what your brother does, you know? 1.00

00:16:21 And sometimes your brother will quit doing that shit like two weeks later, 1.00

00:16:24 and you just will keep doing it the rest of your life, bro. 1.00

00:16:28 Who fought first in your family?

00:16:30 Was it you or Nick? 0.99

00:16:32 Oh, Nick's been fighting since I'm a little kid laughing and shit. 0.99

00:16:35 Like, what the hell is going on? 0.99

00:16:36 Why are you fighting people?

00:16:38 Nick's been a fighter his whole life.

00:16:40 My brother led the way.

00:16:43 he was uh dude the first actually the first diaz i ever met was nick see if you have that

00:16:49 i know new york podcast right yeah on opie uh on the opie show i seen that i seen that recently

00:16:55 and i'm like fuck i didn't know you were around then that was a long time ago yeah it was almost 0.96

00:17:00 10 years ago now i think when was that you didn't even have the hair yet uh-uh dude i was so scared 0.99

00:17:04 too bro because they brought in like a fucking fighter bro i've just recently watched that i 0.98

00:17:09 Like, I don't remember that. 0.98

00:17:10 And a fighter who I knew his name, yeah.

00:17:13 I was, like, one of the first American black belts under a Gracie 0.99

00:17:17 or something like that, like, back, you know, way back.

00:17:19 Yeah, like, I've had my black belt for a long time.

00:17:21 And it's a big deal.

00:17:23 I mean, like, it's not, like, I haven't given anybody any belts.

00:17:26 You know what I mean?

00:17:26 And who are these, you know, these people passing around belts,

00:17:29 like, it's a, you know, I'm like, go win a competition with that belt.

00:17:31 Let's see how you do.

00:17:32 It's not going to happen.

00:17:33 You know what I mean?

00:17:34 Like, it takes a long time.

00:17:36 I think Lugus is the only guy to make too much.

00:17:37 go and do uh uh boxing like traditional they're gonna do kickboxing and that's just gonna be

00:17:45 enough for them and then they want to go home to their nice wife and nice life and they've got a

00:17:48 whole bunch of other stuff to worry about i'm over here miles uh jiu-jitsu pro boxing kickboxing

00:17:55 and judo and and sambo and i'm doing all of it taking all of it into consideration

00:18:01 and always have.

00:18:02 What about Jump, bro? 1.00

00:18:04 Damn, I look fucking homosexual in that bitch, bro. 1.00

00:18:07 No, I just saw that. 1.00

00:18:08 I'm like, damn, deal with him. 0.99

00:18:09 Because I remember the interview. 0.99

00:18:10 I didn't remember you were in it.

00:18:12 Yeah.

00:18:13 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:14 I don't remember I was in it either. 0.98

00:18:16 Is that the guy from fucking... 0.95

00:18:17 That's in New York, right? 0.99

00:18:18 Yeah.

00:18:19 That was in the building where they also had

00:18:21 Howard Stern was in the same building as Opie.

00:18:23 And they're like...

00:18:23 Is that where Shady 45 is?

00:18:25 I did one in there too, I think.

00:18:26 Yeah.

00:18:27 Yeah, right?

00:18:27 And you go through the hall.

00:18:28 There's just a bunch of them in the windows and stuff.

00:18:30 I did a podcast, I was telling them earlier,

00:18:33 I did a podcast with Everlast in there. 0.95

00:18:36 Did they have you guys freestyle rapping and shit? 0.99

00:18:38 No, no, no. 0.99

00:18:40 It was Shady 45 and it was Everlast.

00:18:43 And I was sitting there and Nick brought me there.

00:18:45 It was me and Nick in there together.

00:18:47 And I'm sitting there and I'm like, why am I sitting by Everlast? 1.00

00:18:50 I shouldn't be by this motherfucker. 1.00

00:18:52 Because I was fucking on Eminem's side. 1.00

00:18:59 Oh, you had a different promotion? 0.99

00:19:01 No.

00:19:02 You know Eminem dissed on Everlast back then?

00:19:05 And I was like, bro, I don't know if Eminem would be cool me being here like this.

00:19:09 I don't think I should be here. 0.98

00:19:11 What the fuck we doing with Everlast? 0.96

00:19:12 Because he was dissing Everlast hard on things. 0.99

00:19:15 And me and Eminem fucking are homies. 0.98

00:19:17 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:19:17 Really?

00:19:18 No, I don't know him.

00:19:19 I never met him in my life.

00:19:20 But I was committed.

00:19:21 I was like, bro, but I was doing the music all day.

00:19:24 So I was like, I'm on his side.

00:19:26 And then we're talking and then they're asking questions.

00:19:28 And I'm just sitting there and they ask me something.

00:19:29 And I'm like, are you cool with Eminem now or what?

00:19:34 He's like, yeah, man, come on.

00:19:36 What do you think?

00:19:37 He's like, we're on Shady 45.

00:19:38 All right, right.

00:19:39 I think I was like, bringing up a beef that happened five, ten years ago.

00:19:44 I was like, I shouldn't have asked him that.

00:19:46 I was young, though.

00:19:46 And I was like, I shouldn't have asked him that. 1.00

00:19:47 Dude, what shit you do, bro? 1.00

00:19:49 I remember one time. 1.00

00:19:50 I was on Eminem's side, though.

00:19:51 At least you were on his side, too.

00:19:54 Like, you were a real ball for it.

00:19:54 And now I love Eminem.

00:19:55 I did like Eminem every last, but when he started this one,

00:19:57 Like, no more Everlast for me.

00:19:59 But now I like Everlast.

00:20:00 And he was always cool, too.

00:20:02 I met him a few times.

00:20:03 You met Eminem?

00:20:04 No, I'm talking about Everlast.

00:20:05 I never met Eminem.

00:20:06 You never met him. 1.00

00:20:07 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:20:08 He rapped about me in a song, though. 0.99

00:20:09 Yeah, what song was it?

00:20:10 I forget the name of the song, but he...

00:20:13 Yo, Cap, I know you out there.

00:20:14 Send me the song with...

00:20:16 I forget the name of it.

00:20:17 It was a new song.

00:20:19 Here we go right there.

00:20:20 And he rapped about me.

00:20:22 And God's my alias, so if I don't have faith in me,

00:20:25 then it basically makes me an atheist.

00:20:26 Nick Diaz got the world by the tracheas in a chokehold and a sleeper.

00:20:32 Dang, bro.

00:20:32 That's crazy.

00:20:34 Bro, that's crazy.

00:20:35 I made it.

00:20:36 It's all I needed in life.

00:20:38 It all came back.

00:20:40 It all circled back.

00:20:41 I gained Bane on Everlast, and then we made it.

00:20:45 That's wild, bro.

00:20:46 Bane on Everlast.

00:20:48 Did you ever get to – have you ever gotten to meet him?

00:20:50 Hey, shout out to Everlast, too.

00:20:52 I like Everlast.

00:20:53 I mean, we see each other.

00:20:55 We're like, whatever, every time.

00:20:57 Oh, Everlast is a person?

00:20:58 Everlast.

00:20:58 It's a music group.

00:21:00 Yeah, it's a music group.

00:21:02 Is that what it's like?

00:21:03 Yeah, you'll know what it is.

00:21:04 I got you.

00:21:05 I was thinking about Evanescence, I think.

00:21:07 No, Everlast.

00:21:10 He was thinking about Evanescence. 1.00

00:21:11 No, I was thinking about the fucking boxing. 1.00

00:21:15 The boxing rap? 1.00

00:21:17 That's Everlast.

00:21:18 That's Everlast.

00:21:20 And I was sitting there.

00:21:21 Hey, this song was on in my head, too.

00:21:23 And I'm sitting there next to Everlast,

00:21:24 and Nick's talking to the interview. 0.99

00:21:25 I'm like, what the fuck we doing in here, man? 0.98

00:21:29 And on the real, I only went there because we were doing an interview on Shady, 45. 0.99

00:21:34 I'm like, sick.

00:21:35 And it was everlasting.

00:21:35 I was like, man, I shouldn't be here.

00:21:39 Huh?

00:21:40 Turn it off?

00:21:41 Oh, yeah, because the audio stopped.

00:21:42 We ain't got the trademark for that.

00:21:44 What jobs did y'all have before fighting took over for you that was heavy?

00:21:50 Did y'all have work?

00:21:51 Did y'all have employment?

00:21:53 Or were y'all like...

00:21:55 I sold weed.

00:21:59 I worked at a burger spot, too.

00:22:01 I was just telling them I worked at a place called Bunden Burger.

00:22:05 I used to barbecue tri-tips.

00:22:07 I was probably 14 years old.

00:22:08 And my brother started training with this guy, Steve Heath,

00:22:11 and his brother, Gary, who trained a little bit,

00:22:14 he worked next to the gym at this burger spot,

00:22:17 and he got me a job with him.

00:22:19 And he worked inside, ran in a restaurant,

00:22:21 and I barbecued across the parking lot on the grill.

00:22:23 and then

00:22:25 when people hit me up

00:22:26 for a dub

00:22:26 or an eighth or something

00:22:27 but I pull up to the spot

00:22:28 so they pull up to the barbecue

00:22:29 and I drop

00:22:30 on my eighth

00:22:31 flip a tri-tip

00:22:33 go inside

00:22:33 and make a cheeseburger

00:22:34 I get down

00:22:35 that was my only job

00:22:37 that was funny

00:22:37 what about you Chris?

00:22:39 I didn't really have a job

00:22:40 what?

00:22:41 were y'all real rich?

00:22:43 nah

00:22:43 hell no 0.99

00:22:44 broke as fuck 0.99

00:22:45 that was the problem 1.00

00:22:45 that was the broken

00:22:46 bro if you poor

00:22:47 and not working

00:22:48 I know I had jobs

00:22:49 but me and my homies

00:22:50 we'd get jobs

00:22:51 but we didn't last

00:22:52 for that long

00:22:53 They were bus boys.

00:22:56 Were you really?

00:22:57 No, I worked at a winery.

00:22:58 I worked at a winery for a long time,

00:23:00 and then I worked at my dad's shop here and there for some money.

00:23:05 But I didn't have like a job job.

00:23:08 And the tenant windows, bro, they only let you go so dark.

00:23:11 Dude, I remember one time I got mine done,

00:23:13 and they only put bubbles on mine.

00:23:15 Nah.

00:23:17 Creases.

00:23:18 Creases.

00:23:19 I can't see out this part of the window.

00:23:21 Man I knew I shouldn't

00:23:23 Let creep over my window 1.00

00:23:24 That's when that shit's bad 1.00

00:23:25 When you have to fucking drive 1.00

00:23:26 Like that's why 0.99

00:23:27 Some people started driving

00:23:28 Like this

00:23:28 Because that's the only way

00:23:29 They can see out the front

00:23:30 Dodge the crease

00:23:32 Bro they had this set up

00:23:33 Over in

00:23:34 Not even far from here

00:23:35 Where you would get

00:23:36 Your windows tinted

00:23:36 And they had to deal

00:23:37 With the cops

00:23:37 That right after

00:23:38 The cops would pull

00:23:39 They were just pulling people

00:23:40 Over right as they left

00:23:41 Those joints 1.00

00:23:41 Damn 1.00

00:23:42 Avila 0.99

00:23:43 Yup that's me

00:23:45 That's Nate's car

00:23:47 Come get your window tinted

00:23:49 50% off

00:23:51 Yeah, I'll put it 50%.

00:23:53 That's a CTE version right there.

00:23:56 I gotta afford that.

00:23:58 Over time with fighting, is CTE, does it feel like a real thing to you guys?

00:24:01 Is that something?

00:24:02 Do you think that fighting has affected the way that you're able to think? 0.99

00:24:05 When you do comedy, does CTE fuck with you? 0.97

00:24:08 That's where the words are. 0.99

00:24:09 Yeah.

00:24:10 They tackles with the CTE.

00:24:12 You see my kinds of comments.

00:24:13 They give me a CTE every time.

00:24:15 Man, I'm hot.

00:24:15 Oh, they do?

00:24:16 Oh, I didn't even know that.

00:24:17 What?

00:24:18 CTE?

00:24:19 Like, does it really affect,

00:24:20 because you guys have taken a lot of punches in your life,

00:24:22 you know, like, not as many as a lot of guys, I'm sure,

00:24:24 but you guys are real fighters.

00:24:27 Yeah, I feel like it's, yeah,

00:24:30 I feel like football probably a lot more than the fight.

00:24:33 Yeah, I had a documentary on football.

00:24:34 Because I played football, too. 0.98

00:24:35 I remember when I fucking would hit helmets with people 0.99

00:24:37 and have a headache all night. 0.99

00:24:38 Dude, I had a headache for 12 years playing football. 0.99

00:24:41 That was fucked up. 0.98

00:24:43 I don't know what the question was about CT. 0.99

00:24:45 I just started thinking about it.

00:24:46 What did you say?

00:24:47 Did it affect me?

00:24:48 My CD's kicking in.

00:24:51 I think that answers it, bro.

00:24:55 Did you guys have to get vaccinated?

00:24:57 Did you guys get vaccinated?

00:24:59 I didn't get vaccinated ever.

00:25:01 No, did you?

00:25:02 No, I didn't. 1.00

00:25:03 Fuck yeah, dude. 1.00

00:25:04 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00

00:25:05 Fuck them. 1.00

00:25:06 Vaccinate yourself, motherfucker. 1.00

00:25:07 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:10 You guys' gym over in Stockton.

00:25:14 It's the Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:18 And you guys have had a lot of great fighters out of there, Jake Shields, Gilbert Melendez.

00:25:24 How has it changed over the years there?

00:25:26 Has it evolved?

00:25:27 What's it been like?

00:25:29 Well, they're not out of the Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:31 We're all from Cesar Gracie.

00:25:33 Okay.

00:25:33 Nick and Jake and David Terrell, those were three black belts under Cesar Gracie and spread out for them with Tyson Griffin and Nate Ducharme and a couple names out of David Terrell's.

00:25:48 who was the first black belt under Cesar.

00:25:50 And then Nick was me and him and our team at Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:56 And then Jake Shields had Gilbert Melendez and a whole team.

00:26:02 Oh, so it's different than I thought.

00:26:03 Yeah, but we're like a family tree type of thing.

00:26:06 And we all come from Cesar Gracie fight team.

00:26:11 And then we're the Stockton team.

00:26:15 Does the energy feel as alive there as ever with young fighters coming up?

00:26:19 Yeah, there's youngsters in there coming out of wrestling and jiu-jitsu kids 0.77

00:26:23 and boxers and shit, and everybody's in there. 0.96

00:26:27 We're going to go back right now. 0.99

00:26:28 I've been gone for two weeks.

00:26:30 Going to go back, and they're all going to be ready for us, 1.00

00:26:32 ready to kill and shit. 1.00

00:26:33 So it's on and popping when you go to the gym. 1.00

00:26:36 Are you guys training people as well in there?

00:26:38 I know you guys train yourselves, but.

00:26:42 Yeah, I train with everybody.

00:26:44 I'm more of a, like, I just train with everyone.

00:26:49 I'm like, you want to learn something?

00:26:50 Let's train.

00:26:50 Because I learned a lot of my, and most of the stuff I know from experience

00:26:55 and training with people, and I've got better from that.

00:26:57 So I let the guys run the show at the gym, and then I come in,

00:27:02 and I just participate with everybody.

00:27:05 And then he's right.

00:27:06 He's right.

00:27:07 Yeah, I'm just training with everybody.

00:27:09 Do you guys feel like fighting should be taught in schools?

00:27:12 I think jiu-jitsu should be

00:27:14 I think jiu-jitsu 100% should be

00:27:17 Law enforcement

00:27:18 Law enforcement

00:27:20 Yeah, but if they didn't in school

00:27:21 Then by the time they get to law enforcement

00:27:23 They would know

00:27:24 And then if you're going to do law enforcement

00:27:25 You'd be like, well, I better step my game up

00:27:28 Because you would be conscious and aware of it

00:27:30 Because you learned it in school

00:27:32 And you're like, that's the only thing that's going to protect me

00:27:33 Did they have boxing back in the day?

00:27:34 Look at this, dude

00:27:35 Today it's crazy to think boxing used to be

00:27:37 Like in high school

00:27:38 This was in school

00:27:40 This was in London in the 1930s 0.99

00:27:42 okay in high school yeah not the mountain but look at this shit they used to have this watch 0.99

00:27:49 this kid this kid's good that's how i was 0.99

00:27:52 imagine this at school though yeah it'd be sick it'd be why you got all the girls 1.00

00:28:01 that's gentrification that's how it happens dude that's how you make friends one mixed 1.00

00:28:10 guy showed up and everything fucking went anywhere i've been wondering if there was ever a time when 0.93

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00:30:55 disclosures at acorns.com slash theo um you said that you think jujitsu should be taught in schools

00:31:01 what what makes you say that well just for self-defense in general i think people should

00:31:09 know how to defend themselves a little how they be a little more stable walking around

00:31:13 i think it helps them i think it helps with everything you know kind of like common sense

00:31:19 type of thing like i think people would get hurt less more and think a little more about what they

00:31:24 do i keep going all day but you know like jujitsu i think is necessary for everybody it's like

00:31:29 learning how to swim like i think everybody should learn how to swim what if you fall in some

00:31:35 water yeah so that's what i think about jujitsu too yeah people are walking around acting cool 0.86

00:31:41 and shit i'm like what if somebody just drowns you yeah so that's why i started training i'm like 0.84

00:31:50 you know people actually will walk around can do this to you yeah right i'm gonna i'm gonna master 1.00

00:31:55 this shit is that what your kind of mentality was starting out with it yeah you're walking around 1.00

00:32:00 helpless and you don't even know it right you know i'm saying a fucking title white wave might come 1.00

00:32:06 you're gonna fucking drown so that's scary to me yeah so i would learn how to do that 1.00

00:32:13 yeah it's fucked up 1.00

00:32:15 no you're right i think people don't even think about it or consider it though people go oh i 0.99

00:32:23 go fight when's the last fight you got in yeah you don't even know that you can't fight and i

00:32:28 know that you don't know that you know what i'm saying it's like and people aren't even conscious

00:32:34 are aware of that

00:32:35 so I think

00:32:35 that's a scary situation

00:32:37 so

00:32:38 to get all deep

00:32:40 again about it

00:32:40 that's not deep bro 1.00

00:32:41 that's real shit 0.99

00:32:42 just cause you slapped 1.00

00:32:43 a guy one time

00:32:44 at a pizza parlor

00:32:45 doesn't mean 1.00

00:32:45 you can fucking 0.99

00:32:46 defend yourself 0.99

00:32:46 it's true though

00:32:47 he might have been

00:32:48 able to just drown you

00:32:49 and you don't even 0.75

00:32:50 know it

00:32:50 so it's like

00:32:51 he might have

00:32:51 saved my life that day

00:32:52 he might have said 1.00

00:32:53 I could fucking 1.00

00:32:54 you were too down 1.00

00:32:55 for him though 1.00

00:32:55 nah fuck that 1.00

00:32:57 this guy just 1.00

00:32:58 drowning me

00:32:58 I'm out

00:32:59 yeah I think

00:33:00 definitely the

00:33:01 confidence building

00:33:02 yeah learn how to

00:33:04 talk to people and like i would go to train when i'm when i'm a kid 15 and i'd get smoked i'd get 0.89

00:33:10 high as fuck all the time and i would go on the train and it would be like i'd hate coming on time 0.96

00:33:17 because i'd be like if i go on time when we got to sit there and talk about these guys and the 0.99

00:33:20 guys who train are like cops and work at a bakery and doctors and everybody was older than me i was

00:33:26 a kid and i was like social anxiety i don't want to talk to these people i don't want to talk to

00:33:31 but I don't even talk to a kid who's trying to do something, you know what I'm saying?

00:33:34 So I'm like, I got to go talk to these people.

00:33:36 I could only talk to my friends, so I'd go there, and then I'd train with them, 0.99

00:33:40 these 35-year-old dudes and shit, and I'd fucking choke everybody 1.00

00:33:44 because I was there more than them, and I'd be like, 0.99

00:33:46 and then all of a sudden they'd ask me a question about the movies,

00:33:48 and I'm telling them about the movies, and they're going here,

00:33:50 and they're like, what do you do?

00:33:51 Are you in school?

00:33:51 I'm like, yeah, I'm here.

00:33:52 And all of a sudden we're in a full-on conversation,

00:33:54 and I'm talking to 35-year-old cops, and I'm selling weed and training

00:33:59 not talking to anybody older than me so i learned how to talk to people and understand people and

00:34:04 you know communicate so it helps with with just falling into the social pipeline

00:34:10 you know it's not funny yes sir

00:34:15 so uh that helped me there and then because especially after training you're getting

00:34:20 endorphins off your hobby like i'm never asking you something you know about not so you're

00:34:24 explaining look you go here you pass the guard like this and do like that and then they're going

00:34:28 what are you doing

00:34:29 in the daytime

00:34:29 I go run

00:34:30 and I go do this

00:34:31 and I want to go get lunch

00:34:32 and now you got a friend

00:34:33 and all of a sudden

00:34:34 you're friends

00:34:34 with some 35 year old cop

00:34:36 and like

00:34:37 what kid do you know

00:34:38 that sells weed

00:34:39 is friends with a cop

00:34:40 and now you got

00:34:42 they're just homeboys

00:34:42 and then

00:34:43 and it's like

00:34:44 I learned a lot

00:34:44 from all that training

00:34:45 and it helped

00:34:47 with everything

00:34:48 yeah

00:34:49 yeah dude

00:34:50 there was something

00:34:51 oh the endorphins

00:34:52 after a class

00:34:53 even if you just got

00:34:54 choked out 1.00

00:34:54 by a fucking 1.00

00:34:55 like a 35 pound girl 1.00

00:34:58 right you'd be like fuck yeah i'm gonna get that bitch next week 1.00

00:35:01 it could be dude i got choked out by this fucking 13 year old girl 1.00

00:35:07 i will say this i think she had taken some tai tai bow or whatever it's called 0.99

00:35:12 taekwondo taekwondo right and so i was like okay so this obviously you know this bitch knows what 1.00

00:35:19 she's doing or whatever but anyway i fucking got leveled out by this chick in one class and i just 0.98

00:35:24 remember driving home in my head thinking i'm gonna fuck that kid up next week dude which was 0.98

00:35:28 a crazy thought but uh but also yeah the endorphins people you would meet yeah if you're choking on a 1.00

00:35:34 fucking baker you like fucking smell those cinnamon rolls bitch you know i better get a free fucking 1.00

00:35:39 oh that's typo my wrong my bad that's some other shit bro that's that fucking look at the dude on 1.00

00:35:45 the right bro that dude he's excited oh he's fucking he loved typo he'll put a full nelson 1.00

00:35:52 in your ass that fella right there bro he'll half nelson some dude's balls in his throat 1.00

00:35:58 fucking crazy bro um is fighting fun for you guys now does it change over time once it becomes a 1.00

00:36:07 career it's the best thing to do like training wise i think helps out with life and shit so 0.98

00:36:14 so i think yeah i've been fighting for so long i think him too he's like once you once you're

00:36:20 we've been doing this for so long if you're not fighting it's like that's what i do

00:36:24 right so it's and then we're like when you train for a fight and get done with the fight 0.99

00:36:28 fuck that shit i ain't gonna hide what the fuck i just put in all kinds of work and did all this 0.99

00:36:34 because nobody could do that it's a lot of work and then uh not even the work too just the mental 1.00

00:36:40 just go to sleep like if somebody normal had to fight about you're fighting three months to be

00:36:44 okay they're gonna go to sleep that i can't sleep yeah they can't even make it to a fight so it's

00:36:48 like it's a whole thing and then once you get done you're like man i was finally cool i'm glad 0.98

00:36:51 it's over i ain't fucking doing that shit two months goes by and you're like well man what the 0.98

00:36:55 fuck i need to get back to what i do damn it's just what i do now you know so it's like when 0.99

00:37:01 you're not fighting you're like all right i gotta get back i gotta be i gotta do what i do so yeah 0.99

00:37:07 that's how it is for me for you yeah at a certain point i noticed even with comedy like it choose

00:37:12 this thing the thing you do eventually it chooses you as well it's like yeah it's like i have to do

00:37:17 this because this is what i do now like i can make millions of dollars doing all kind of other 0.99

00:37:22 shit i'm like fuck fuck there's nothing like doing what you do yeah i gotta i gotta it doesn't feel 0.99

00:37:27 like you're doing the right thing so fighting for me is just what i do now and it sucks and 1.00

00:37:33 it's great and all that yeah yeah what's the part about it that sucks the most for you guys 0.86

00:37:38 dieting wow what you thinking about you be sitting there thinking about something type

00:37:45 It's like fasting.

00:37:46 We were talking about it earlier.

00:37:48 How many zins you got in?

00:37:50 Nine.

00:37:52 One. 0.99

00:37:53 Damn, this would be big, huh? 0.99

00:37:54 I know. 1.00

00:37:55 I don't like swallowing the spit in your zin. 1.00

00:37:57 Spit in that jar. 0.98

00:37:59 It'll hurt your stomach.

00:38:01 Do you do zins?

00:38:02 Nuh-uh, dude.

00:38:03 I'm vaping right now, and I'm fasting. 1.00

00:38:05 I feel like a fucking Native American over in this bitch or something. 1.00

00:38:08 I feel like a damn Hindu or something. 1.00

00:38:12 I got enough problems, bro. 1.00

00:38:13 damn Chris is fucked up 1.00

00:38:16 are you fucked up 1.00

00:38:16 no no no 1.00

00:38:17 yeah go pee man 0.99

00:38:19 I'm gonna piss you 0.98

00:38:20 alright 0.99

00:38:20 bro

00:38:22 I've had some fun times

00:38:24 in there with him bro

00:38:25 I've had some fun times

00:38:27 in there

00:38:28 yeah

00:38:30 yeah he'll love that dude

00:38:33 yeah Joe's been supportive

00:38:34 he's the one who told me

00:38:35 he said

00:38:36 like a year ago

00:38:38 we were staying busy

00:38:41 like with podcasting

00:38:42 and he's

00:38:42 he's like if you start doing two episodes a week then nobody will be able to stop you that's what

00:38:48 he told me oh wow yeah that was it and he just said yeah and so we started to challenge ourselves

00:38:54 and it's kind of wild like uh because there'd be it used to be hard for me to even go like an hour

00:39:01 with podcasting and now some conversations i'll go it'll be two and a half hours and it'll be 0.99

00:39:06 his are like that long as fuck you're like damn his have so much information i'm like fuck i'm 1.00

00:39:10 dumb i'll leave out of there feeling like fuck i gotta go study i just feel dumb he's so he just 1.00

00:39:16 is interested in so many things right and he really is interested that's the thing yeah he 1.00

00:39:20 really fucking wants he just like it's like walking in the library i feel like i'm fucked 0.99

00:39:25 like i could study forever and i won't get past the fucking magazines you know and wind up just 1.00

00:39:32 trickling off to all kind of shit and you're like damn now i'm in some situation i don't know what 0.99

00:39:36 the fuck we're talking about yeah yeah and so you see this one fight right you saw that cool 0.99

00:39:40 we gotta circle back yeah a lot of circle dude yeah they should i wish i could call timeouts 0.99

00:39:46 when i was in joe's podcast just to give myself my brain a chance to me to give my brain a pep

00:39:51 talking those bitches bro because he's just so smart and so interested um so you got the uh 1.00

00:39:59 the mvp promotion and it's netflix it's the mike perry fight that's what's coming up how did the 0.98

00:40:06 fight come to be well me and mike perry been the biggest thing on the outside of the ufc

00:40:11 uh yeah i've been following for a cool minute and he's been doing moves and uh and making

00:40:20 shit happen and uh respect because like nobody's doing knows how to do shit people who are the 0.88

00:40:25 talent are just the fucking talent and i'm i'm like bro i have to get out of here because 0.99

00:40:33 i'm not that's not what i am you know so uh and i get out and i'm like what i do is fight i need 0.98

00:40:44 to do what i do so i've been like there's nobody out here and then he's out there doing this thing

00:40:50 and we got offered each other a few times and uh it was in the it was in the direction of it

00:40:56 happening and a couple things happened didn't happen and now it's happening so that unfortunately

00:41:03 this is the only way to make it happen because it's time.

00:41:13 He's been doing a great job.

00:41:14 He's been knocking people out. 1.00

00:41:15 He beat fucking. 1.00

00:41:17 Beat middleweight champion. 1.00

00:41:20 What the hell's his name?

00:41:22 Rockhold.

00:41:23 He beat Rockhold and he beat Eddie Alvarez, lightweight champion for years.

00:41:28 He beat Jerry Stevens up. 0.99

00:41:31 He'd be, who else, he'd be just back-to-back whooping everybody's ass. 0.99

00:41:35 Michael Venom Page. 0.99

00:41:36 He'd be MVP, I didn't even know.

00:41:37 Yeah, MVP does a good job. 0.99

00:41:40 He out there knocking people on and doing a good job.

00:41:43 That's a close one.

00:41:43 That one went to the cards, didn't it?

00:41:45 Yeah.

00:41:45 And everybody complains about MVP's boring fights,

00:41:48 but you need someone like Mike Perry who's going to go forward. 0.99

00:41:50 That made it a fucking war. 1.00

00:41:51 It was dope. 1.00

00:41:52 He dropped.

00:41:52 Yeah, that makes a good fight.

00:41:54 Yeah.

00:41:54 And that's what I said back in the day.

00:41:56 Like, I ain't fighting people who aren't fighters.

00:41:58 I'm fighting fighters because that makes good fights,

00:42:00 and that goes down in the brain. 0.97

00:42:01 in the memory bank for fucking fights in history is good fighters fighting each other and uh 0.99

00:42:08 i think that was the best best thing to do out here is beat somebody who's doing a fucking 1.00

00:42:14 great job at fucking whipping ass and making bigger moves and just being a fucking meathead 0.99

00:42:19 ass fighter and uh that's what i'm that's what i'm attacking is the best of the best and mike's 0.99

00:42:26 a fan favorite people love him people of both you guys you guys have such huge fan bases and stuff 0.99

00:42:30 Fuck, that's going to be a tough one to watch, bro. 0.99

00:42:34 It's going to be a fucking tough one to watch. 1.00

00:42:36 And I remember earlier, I was like, are you excited for this fight? 0.97

00:42:38 And you're like, bro, that's not exactly the way to say it.

00:42:42 Yeah.

00:42:43 It's not the feeling.

00:42:46 What is the feeling more? 0.99

00:42:48 Because as a fan, yeah, you kind of ask this dumb question.

00:42:50 Like, are you excited?

00:42:51 the feeling is just

00:42:58 get in there

00:43:01 and get out of bed alive 1.00

00:43:02 and don't fuck up 1.00

00:43:05 so fuck excited 1.00

00:43:08 fuck bro 1.00

00:43:11 I'm fucking scared 1.00

00:43:12 I'm not even gonna 0.97

00:43:13 I'm just gonna be

00:43:14 I'm gonna come

00:43:14 I'm gonna go

00:43:15 but yeah 0.94

00:43:15 I'm fucking scared 0.98

00:43:17 you have a training camp 0.99

00:43:19 I'm scared now bro

00:43:21 Your training camp starts tomorrow.

00:43:24 You're not even fighting.

00:43:28 That's exciting.

00:43:30 You have to go watch a fight.

00:43:32 Nah, that's cool, though.

00:43:33 You're right, though.

00:43:34 That's kind of, it's hard to, like, so few people can put themselves into that perspective, bro,

00:43:39 because to so many people, a fight is one of the scariest things, bro. 0.99

00:43:43 It's like public speaking with your fucking face and fists, you know? 0.99

00:43:47 It's the scariest thing to people. 1.00

00:43:49 And the fact that you guys do it, man.

00:43:50 i think that's what makes all the fighters warriors like when i go watch ufc dude i'm i'm

00:43:54 like these these people are they do something that's so foreign to so many remember gladiator

00:44:00 when that when when the warrior uh russell crowe's like getting ready to go out and he

00:44:05 he does that he's he's he's been in war forever and he's standing there and uh

00:44:12 he's getting ready to go out like we're gonna go to war right here like some 0.98

00:44:15 fucking uh slaves this is crazy and he's looking at the other slaves you got to go to one and it's 0.99

00:44:19 It's a guy from shaking and peeing. 0.99

00:44:22 You know what I'm doing?

00:44:23 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:25 Fuck. 1.00

00:44:26 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:44:27 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:27 That's everybody.

00:44:28 Yeah.

00:44:29 You don't know nothing about that.

00:44:31 No. 0.99

00:44:31 He's just sitting there, and that's a good fucking scene right there. 0.99

00:44:34 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:34 He's like, calm down, Nick.

00:44:36 We're going to make it out alive. 1.00

00:44:39 Fuck. 1.00

00:44:39 So that's the film. 1.00

00:44:40 What movie was it?

00:44:42 Gladiator.

00:44:43 Remember he's sitting there in the back, and they're all there,

00:44:45 and they're making it.

00:44:46 Yeah.

00:44:46 They're going to fight for entertainment.

00:44:49 And then the guy's in front of him, but that's what he does

00:44:52 because he's running right away.

00:44:55 They were hunting him down, and he ran the whole army.

00:44:59 So that's what he does, and he's going to go out there

00:45:00 to go to war with a bunch of rookies.

00:45:02 He's like, come on, let's go.

00:45:04 And then the guy in front of him is just peeing.

00:45:06 He's shivering.

00:45:06 He's peeing. 1.00

00:45:07 And he's going, I think he's looking, like, damn, that's fucked up. 1.00

00:45:11 Stay by me, dog. 1.00

00:45:12 You'll be all right.

00:45:13 Stay close, bro. 1.00

00:45:14 Stay fucking. 1.00

00:45:15 I'm going to be hiding under somebody. 0.99

00:45:16 So that, when people say, are you excited,

00:45:19 the guy who says, are you excited, reminds me of that guy.

00:45:23 You're like, come with me, bro.

00:45:25 Let's go to war. 0.81

00:45:27 Amen, bro.

00:45:30 And you have a fight, too, Avila.

00:45:32 It just announced on the card against Brandon Jenkins.

00:45:34 Yeah, Brandon Jenkins.

00:45:35 So it was the same day, May 16th.

00:45:38 Yeah, he fought in UFC a few times.

00:45:40 He fought in PFL.

00:45:42 He fought a lot, too.

00:45:43 And it's MMA.

00:45:45 MMA, yeah.

00:45:45 Yeah.

00:45:46 Do you prefer one or the other these days?

00:45:49 Not really.

00:45:50 I've been fighting boxing.

00:45:51 My last MMA fight was in 21.

00:45:53 So, yeah, I'm excited to get back in there.

00:45:57 He boxed when I fought, too.

00:45:59 Who did you fight last?

00:46:01 My last fight.

00:46:02 Well, my last fight was against a guy on MVP.

00:46:06 It was against Ariel Perez.

00:46:07 But the fight before that.

00:46:10 No, yeah, that was in August.

00:46:11 But the last fight I had before that was Ben Henderson in the U.K.

00:46:17 Yeah.

00:46:18 And he fought, who did you fight?

00:46:20 He fought Pettis.

00:46:20 I fought Pettis.

00:46:21 Stevens.

00:46:22 Jeremy Stevens.

00:46:22 Yeah, I beat them both.

00:46:24 And that was all boxing, right?

00:46:25 It was all boxing.

00:46:27 Yeah.

00:46:27 But I'm getting back in the MMA right here.

00:46:31 And will you guys train to get, will you guys be in camp together?

00:46:34 Yeah.

00:46:34 So what does the camp look like this time?

00:46:37 Does it look different because of these fighters that you're fighting?

00:46:39 Like, do you start to shape it for that?

00:46:41 yeah well yeah well with boxing just boxing all the time now now we got wrestling wrestling coming

00:46:47 in uh mma fighters coming in kickboxers coming in it's a lot more work than easy ass boxing 0.70

00:46:54 but yeah we got everybody coming in for four full full war war zones we get the best the best in

00:47:00 every hour we get the best kick i'm gonna bring uh i'm gonna bring uh joe shilling out and um

00:47:06 kick up a few yeah he's got a fight too and then they got a bunch of kickboxers they're gonna bring

00:47:11 out with him and we'll drill 0.99

00:47:12 and train that and I got my boxing coach

00:47:14 Richard Perez and then me

00:47:16 and him and about a dozen other

00:47:18 pro fighters at the gym and then we're going to bring

00:47:20 sparring in

00:47:23 for that and then

00:47:24 I got Nick Salivar runs in my

00:47:26 wrestling program at the gym and he's going to bring in

00:47:28 wrestlers and I got

00:47:30 Ernie Reyes out here rolling with me

00:47:32 everywhere. He's the best dude. Remember when

00:47:34 he hit Bobby? Yeah. We're not

00:47:36 going to say we're taking that out Ernie. Don't even worry.

00:47:39 Asian on Asian 0.97

00:47:40 crime we gonna be some brown on brown crime dude yeah a lot of people a lot of people think you 0.98

00:47:49 and mike parry should fight for the winner gets to say the n-word bro that's what it really should

00:47:53 be i feel like uh and i heard you guys are going to train right after this where yeah my boxing

00:48:00 coach just flew in so we're gonna go meet him i wanted to take a nap but it's good remember that

00:48:06 one guy who don't like naps oh yeah he had beef with naps who was he john burthall i was on

00:48:12 instagram you know who it is yeah john burthall yeah that guy he apologized oh he hates naps i

00:48:17 know who john was he sarcastic about about yeah he apologized no kind of yeah um i i don't like 0.95

00:48:25 naps if you ain't doing shit either but if you're doing shit you need a nap yes i can't if i know 0.99

00:48:30 i have a lot of shit to do though it's hard to i don't call it a nap either pussy i'd say i 1.00

00:48:34 fucking close my eyes for five seconds i don't take naps i just don't have time for naps man 1.00

00:48:39 what's this guy's beef with naps dude this motherfucker takes naps i don't trust people 1.00

00:48:43 to take naps dude i just found that he doesn't take naps dude he grown-ass man no you don't 1.00

00:48:47 dude yeah it's like dude like the whole world's moving while you're napping bro it's fucking i 0.99

00:48:51 can't fuck with a nap i just i can't oh hey you want to know something i take naps i hey i take 0.99

00:48:56 naps i don't sleep hey if that dude came with me for a day what's his name again john bernthal i 0.98

00:49:02 like him too he's cool remember on the on the movie with he was on that zombie show he beat 0.97

00:49:08 the zombies out of in atlanta but if that motherfucker came with me for the week that 0.99

00:49:13 boy be sleeping he'd be taking naps and i'd be i'd be waiting i'm like i hate math motherfucking 0.99

00:49:19 get up it's time to grind that guy should hang out with me will this fight will be will this 0.95

00:49:29 be y'all's biggest payday for fights same for me okay and if that's too personal

00:49:36 same no regular payday yeah because it's i mean netflix is it feels like to me he's trying to get

00:49:44 into the fight game obviously you know this is going to be kind of their first mma card is that

00:49:48 right nick yeah and they're just doing live events like spectacles and that's why they need the big

00:49:53 names um did you feel like something like this would come along did you feel like just the way

00:50:01 that's the way that the business was headed it was kind of like when the pay-per-view

00:50:07 models kind of flipped over you could tell some change we may have needed to know about it so

00:50:12 you're like but now you're like okay we can work with that you know what i'm saying so uh

00:50:16 yeah we didn't know what to expect before you didn't see it coming but now that it's here it

00:50:20 make sense yeah you feel me yeah but uh i got my own promotion that i'm planning on kicking off the

00:50:27 whole bin since i was trying to get out since i was trying to get out years ago so i understand it

00:50:33 and uh it's cool that it's cool that i'm starting to understand better and i'm gonna learn more as

00:50:42 i go and then i plan on running shit over with it too did you learn a lot from just like the 0.88

00:50:48 experience with the jake paul fight like how like just like the just like seeing like the business 0.71

00:50:56 like more just having no i seen it that developing i i could see them i could see them picking up

00:51:04 game and and understanding that i went and uh i'm always learning something about some so i think

00:51:10 every everything every experience yeah you're picking up as you go yeah not specifically what

00:51:16 i i learned that they're doing the same yeah as we go you know yeah was there a chance that you

00:51:25 that there was going to be a uh you were going to come back into ufc

00:51:29 um i want to be i want to go back to ufc yeah uh 0.98

00:51:38 i fucking um i have bigger i have i have bigger 0.98

00:51:47 i have bigger offers from the ufc than i got from these guys but but the the the offers were 0.96

00:51:56 the opponents weren't the right opponents at the moment and i believe everything in this

00:52:00 in this fight game uh in a lot of things but the fight game is is timing and i think that if i would

00:52:07 have went to the ufc i wouldn't have been fighting the fighters that i want to be fighting i want to

00:52:14 fight the best of the best and if if i'm not going to get that i'm going to find fight the

00:52:20 biggest biggest thing i could that was offering yeah like i like all right for instance like

00:52:26 i think that if i went back to the ufc

00:52:29 they want me to fight conor mcgregor right now

00:52:36 for me conor mcgregor just pull up his record do we got his record

00:52:45 okay i know this but i'm like i'm thinking about it i'm like 1.00

00:52:48 conor mcgregor just fucking lost to poor yeah i think he got knocked out on his ass 0.99

00:52:56 what's his last two so i can refresh my memory poirier right okay so poirier knocks his ass 1.00

00:53:03 out right and then he breaks his leg which was horrible because poirier is a fucking 1.00

00:53:09 sorry little bitch and and disagree and he yeah i know what can you say and i'm like 1.00

00:53:16 i'm like he knocks him out and then he gets his leg broken and it's like fuck that's fucking 1.00

00:53:22 horrible like we're adversaries but i'm like bro you broke your whole shit that i don't wish that 0.99

00:53:27 on nobody you know what i'm saying and and then he got knocked out and then like i'm like okay i 0.98

00:53:31 hope he comes back and does good i hope he does it you know what i'm saying and then everybody's

00:53:36 kind of mounted down this guy went and i'm like all right cool and then he's gonna come back and

00:53:40 i know he's having a hard time with the ufc because i've been having my hard times with 0.92

00:53:43 ufc i'm like yo good vibes to him handle your shit and uh in the meantime i'm doing whatever 0.95

00:53:48 i'm doing and then when he is ready to come back now and he's motivated and doing what he's got to 1.00

00:53:56 do and i'm like okay i want to fight motherfucking bmf motherfucker who's claiming my belt that's 1.00

00:54:04 running all around uh charles olivera just won the fight right yeah i'm like right you're rocking 1.00

00:54:09 my belt now and you're running around like you're the baddest motherfucker so that's when i'm like 0.99

00:54:13 yo what's popping with the UFC so I'm like let's link up and get this fight popping and then I go 0.99

00:54:19 back to talk to them about it and they're all ready for me to come back and fight Conor I'm like

00:54:23 listen to what I'm talking about I want to fight the best of the best when they are the best of

00:54:30 the best Conor's great but I'm not trying to go kill off Conor when he's on his last dying 0.97

00:54:37 fucking leg yeah literally that's fucked up but but but i'm not trying to be the the ending to 0.99

00:54:44 some fucker's story like that right like we ain't friends we ain't none of that but i ain't trying 0.99

00:54:49 to finish this dude off i want and that's what i plan on doing if we're fighting and at the same 1.00

00:54:54 time i ain't trying to get fucked up by nobody who just got knocked out on his ass and broke his leg 0.99

00:54:59 all the time they're like this guy's down and out now he's nothing but motivated to fight me 0.99

00:55:04 Right.

00:55:04 Because who else is going to fight in there? 0.99

00:55:06 And they're probably going to end up giving him a fucking BMF belt, 1.00

00:55:09 a fucking bitch-ass Olivera, who I believe I'll beat the fucking shit out of. 1.00

00:55:16 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:55:16 Out of Olivera?

00:55:18 Yeah.

00:55:18 He's been in the gap.

00:55:19 People I've been beat, beat him.

00:55:21 I beat Pettis. 1.00

00:55:21 Pettis choked that fool. 0.99

00:55:22 I beat Serrani. 1.00

00:55:23 Serrani kicked him all up in his ass, pucked him like a little bitch. 1.00

00:55:26 And then he's walking around with my belt, though. 1.00

00:55:30 Yeah.

00:55:31 He got your jewelry.

00:55:31 He's walking around with my belt. 0.93

00:55:33 and this fool actually one time he won the title and I'm like what's up I'll fight Olivera I know 0.88

00:55:37 I'll beat Olivera and then Olivera is like no thanks homie I put a tweet out like I'll fight 0.98

00:55:42 him and then he put a tweet out like no thanks homie I'm trying to fight for big stuff world

00:55:48 championships and do this I'm like oh I'm okay I'm not I understand you have the right to big 0.97

00:55:53 league me because you're mr. champion anything I'm just like go ahead but you're sorry ass in 0.91

00:55:57 And then a few months later, a little while later, 0.77

00:56:03 after Conor breaks his leg all up and gets knocked out all the place,

00:56:07 this was like, I'll fight Conor McGregor.

00:56:09 I'm like, I thought you wanted bigger and better things.

00:56:11 You picking on people who are on the downfall.

00:56:14 And that's my perspective on the whole situation.

00:56:17 Got it.

00:56:17 So then they want me to come back and fight.

00:56:21 Olivera.

00:56:22 I believe they want me to come back and fight Conor McGregor, not Olivera.

00:56:26 I see. 0.98

00:56:26 You know, I'm like, well, I'm going to fight for my belt that I created, that I deserve since I started a whole division to bring value up to all these fucking fighters. 0.75

00:56:36 Right, you started the BMF belt. 0.99

00:56:37 I started the whole shit. 1.00

00:56:38 That's me. 1.00

00:56:39 That's my belt you're wearing on my hip.

00:56:41 So, yeah, you just got tatted with the BMF belt.

00:56:43 That's me that you're holding.

00:56:45 Okay?

00:56:45 And they're like, okay, we want you to come back and then maybe later we'll do that.

00:56:50 I'm like, okay, well, you know who's doing a good job?

00:56:53 the same

00:56:55 almost close to the same amount offer 0.95

00:56:58 for Mike Perry who's the fucking most 1.00

00:57:00 violent motherfucker around 1.00

00:57:01 right now doing things taking 1.00

00:57:03 over businesses running shit doing his own 0.97

00:57:05 promotion and I'm like 0.98

00:57:07 that sounds a lot more

00:57:09 a lot more

00:57:11 I'm a lot more enthusiastic to get up 1.00

00:57:14 and run and get ready to train for this motherfucker 1.00

00:57:16 who's gonna knock me out or I'm gonna knock his 1.00

00:57:18 ass out and we're gonna take what's 0.99

00:57:20 who's the bigger 0.99

00:57:21 dog of the bigger best motherfuckers there are you know i'm saying and then in the meantime i'm 0.99

00:57:27 not fighting for mvp i'm fighting for netflix and i'm fighting from real fight incorporated 0.98

00:57:33 which i'll probably be doing next with netflix anyway real fight entertainment on a thing and

00:57:40 show you how to throw a real uh mma fight show i've been in the ufc for 20 years now so i'm like

00:57:48 You know, I'm going to do that from real fighting with, you know, 0.99

00:57:53 I'm not working for a fucking MVP like all these other motherfuckers are. 0.99

00:57:58 I'm a UFC fighter. 1.00

00:58:00 I'm working for me for real fighting, and I'm hunting Jake Paul's motherfucking ass, 0.99

00:58:06 not taking a fight with a guy who's on the comeback. 0.99

00:58:09 Me and Conor will fight again when the time is right and it's time to fight,

00:58:13 But it's going to be when we're both on the uprise, not when someone's dying out or coming.

00:58:20 I'm not nobody's comeback story either. 0.99

00:58:23 So I'm fighting the most dangerous, most violent motherfucker there is on Netflix. 0.99

00:58:28 And then I'm hunting his boy that he works with at MVP. 0.99

00:58:32 So that's what I'm doing right now.

00:58:34 That's my objective and that's what I'm doing.

00:58:37 I didn't want to talk about it, but that's what's happening.

00:58:40 Oh, no.

00:58:41 And I didn't know that.

00:58:42 No, it's all good, but if it came up, that's what it is.

00:58:45 And is Real Fight Incorporated?

00:58:47 That's your group.

00:58:47 And you guys are co-promoters on the fight?

00:58:50 Yeah, a little bit.

00:58:51 I'm like, do your thing.

00:58:52 Whatever.

00:58:52 I'm just going to do this because I stay active.

00:58:54 I want to stay active fighting because that's what I do.

00:58:56 You should have respect for yourself and what you're doing.

00:58:57 It feels good to do what I do.

00:58:58 And not fighting is not it.

00:59:01 I fight.

00:59:02 That's what I do.

00:59:03 So I plan on fighting forever, and that's what I'm doing right now,

00:59:06 fighting the best guy I can fight on the outside. 0.99

00:59:08 I'm bigger than fighting some no-name-ass motherfuckers in UFC 0.99

00:59:11 or somebody on a downspiel. 0.99

00:59:13 I'm like, but as far as the UFC is concerned, 0.96

00:59:18 I'm fucking in love with the UFC. 1.00

00:59:20 That's my shit. 1.00

00:59:21 That's where I come from, and that's what it is. 1.00

00:59:23 And all this shit came from it. 1.00

00:59:25 Like, even Jake Paul's fucking ass, 1.00

00:59:29 and he's over here having a beef with the UFC. 1.00

00:59:31 I'm like, the UFC made you, motherfucker, 0.99

00:59:34 because you found a loophole, 0.99

00:59:36 and you went and boxed a bunch of UFC fighters.

00:59:38 I know, too.

00:59:39 I'm in on the joke.

00:59:40 you mma fighters cannot box you know what i'm saying who was the fight that uh when you when

00:59:47 you hear him say this stuff chris how do you feel about it i just listening that's how that's on it

00:59:52 that's his thing so yeah i feel it though yeah i don't know that's his situation i don't really

01:00:01 know but do you like do you think he needs any different type of prep to fight a guy like mike

01:00:07 perry nah i think mike perry is a good that's right up the alley for a real fight yeah yeah 0.93

01:00:13 fuck the good part about him is he comes to fight oh yeah he comes down he tries to take you clean 0.98

01:00:19 out and that's that's what i'm trying to do too and if you're going to try to take me clean out 0.99

01:00:23 well you know it's it's hard to fight a guy who's trying not to fight you and a lot of my losses on 0.97

01:00:30 my record or any fights i've lost have been motherfuckers who are trying not to fight me 0.97

01:00:34 You know, a loophole around the whole fighting. 0.98

01:00:37 Even, like, Paul, I felt like I beat Paul.

01:00:41 But a lot of people felt that way.

01:00:43 But it was his, like, big show.

01:00:45 So it's like, okay, all right.

01:00:46 But I know from experience I ain't winning no decisions, even if I do.

01:00:51 So watch that fight over and don't read the punch count in your own count

01:00:55 without somebody else's.

01:00:56 I won that fight, too.

01:00:59 You mentioned a couple of guys in that.

01:01:02 You mentioned Poirier who I'm obviously a huge fan of

01:01:05 And I love

01:01:05 And I obviously disagree with

01:01:09 How you feel about it

01:01:10 But you guys are fighters

01:01:11 I'm not in you guys' universe

01:01:15 Except as a fan

01:01:17 Why didn't that fight

01:01:19 Ever kind of show up for you guys 0.99

01:01:21 Because he had pussy surgery 0.99

01:01:22 When we were supposed to fight 0.99

01:01:24 There's a video of it

01:01:26 Pull the video of him in the hospital 0.99

01:01:28 little uh wait no he had part of his knee scope didn't he no his hip pussy yeah we was that fight 1.00

01:01:37 was lined up when we had dustin poirier on in 2018 right yeah he's got a pussy pull the video 1.00

01:01:42 when he was in the hospital and they fucked you nate you know if it was a pussy i will say this 1.00

01:01:46 it looked just like a hip pussy okay pussy removal yeah didn't he say fucking talking all that shit 1.00

01:01:55 about steroids. 1.00

01:01:59 Fuck you, Nate. 1.00

01:02:00 He's on anesthesia. 1.00

01:02:02 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:02:03 His penis was removed. 1.00

01:02:07 Yeah, penis removed 1.00

01:02:08 on surgery. 0.99

01:02:09 So we didn't get to fight.

01:02:11 Y'all are kind of did.

01:02:12 Was that one that like

01:02:14 did that?

01:02:16 Let's make fun of him

01:02:17 a little bit.

01:02:19 Come on. 1.00

01:02:21 Louisiana's pussy boy. 1.00

01:02:24 I'm kidding. 1.00

01:02:26 It's all good, baby.

01:02:27 Dustin, we love you. 1.00

01:02:28 Nah, nah, you're a pussy. 1.00

01:02:30 You guys are one of those guys that- 1.00

01:02:32 He quit his job and then was like, I want to box me and a thing. 1.00

01:02:35 I'm like, why'd you quit too early, stupid? 1.00

01:02:37 He fucking was hurting. 1.00

01:02:39 He couldn't even move one of his legs. 0.99

01:02:40 He's emotional.

01:02:42 I mean, he didn't have much motion.

01:02:44 He's emotional. 0.99

01:02:47 His fucking, what is it? 1.00

01:02:48 His fucking estrogen levels were high. 1.00

01:02:51 He got estrogen high. 1.00

01:02:53 I would never want to get hit by his estrogen

01:02:56 then that's for sure dude 1.00

01:02:57 that shit rubs off that's why I'm like I'm cool 1.00

01:02:59 I'll find that pussy cause it rubs off 1.00

01:03:01 it does you hang out with pussies 1.00

01:03:04 you know what I'm saying 1.00

01:03:05 what if you fight one too and then it's like 1.00

01:03:07 you fucking he tries to hold on to you 1.00

01:03:09 too much you got pussy on me 1.00

01:03:11 bro he's a fucking one of the toughest UFC 1.00

01:03:13 fighters ever bro 0.99

01:03:14 he's one of the greats

01:03:16 whatever dude

01:03:19 I'm kidding

01:03:21 No, he's one of the greats.

01:03:22 Yeah, he's done good.

01:03:23 He's done good.

01:03:23 All right, I'm going to change the subject.

01:03:25 Can't fight.

01:03:26 Huh?

01:03:28 I'm kidding. 1.00

01:03:28 I'm just giving you shit. 0.99

01:03:30 Do you think Jake Paul will ever fight MMA, 0.99

01:03:32 or do you think that's all just a kind of-

01:03:33 And what do you think I'm doing here?

01:03:35 I'm on the hunt. 1.00

01:03:36 I'm going to take his ass clean out. 1.00

01:03:38 I got to fight Perry, get through the fight, 0.99

01:03:40 who's a really big task at hand,

01:03:44 and then we get the Paul fight.

01:03:46 and

01:03:47 and that'll be MMA

01:03:51 yeah we'll see

01:03:54 time will tell though

01:03:55 and I ain't going to

01:03:56 but he said a lot

01:03:57 that he's going to have

01:03:58 fight MMA

01:03:58 yeah I know he says that

01:04:00 that's what he says

01:04:02 that's what he says

01:04:02 we'll see

01:04:03 I think he will

01:04:04 I think he will though

01:04:04 I'm just saying

01:04:05 what is he saying

01:04:09 projected into

01:04:12 existence

01:04:13 he does that good

01:04:14 so yeah

01:04:15 speaking into existence

01:04:16 Yeah, I think he will.

01:04:18 Do you think Jake could win an MMA fight?

01:04:21 Not against him, no.

01:04:24 We're going to do just a little bit of word association.

01:04:26 We're going to put some pictures up with some guys

01:04:28 and just throw the first word that comes into your head, Nate, on these guys.

01:04:32 Can I walk out for a second?

01:04:33 Yeah, sure.

01:04:34 I'm ready for it.

01:04:36 When the frustration grows and the doubts start to creep in,

01:04:41 we all need someone who has our back

01:04:43 to tell us we'll be okay to remind us of our ability to believe because their belief in us

01:04:52 transfers to self-belief and reminds us of all that we're capable of we all need someone to

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01:06:19 Hey I was talking to them about the

01:06:23 About the Elvis movie

01:06:25 Should we watch those?

01:06:26 Yeah dude 0.99

01:06:27 They're fucking good 0.98

01:06:27 So good bro 1.00

01:06:28 Elvis is the fucking man 1.00

01:06:29 Priscilla 1.00

01:06:30 Do you see the Priscilla one?

01:06:31 No I didn't

01:06:32 Bro go see Priscilla's good

01:06:33 Oh

01:06:34 It's good bro

01:06:36 Yeah it's still

01:06:36 I mean it's still just mostly about Elvis

01:06:38 Is that the wife or the daughter?

01:06:39 That's the wife. 1.00

01:06:40 Michael Jackson married the daughter, right?

01:06:42 That's the wife, dude. 1.00

01:06:44 Speaking of grooming.

01:06:45 Yeah, speaking of grooming, bro.

01:06:46 What does that mean, grooming?

01:06:48 Grooming is when, like, somebody...

01:06:50 Like, what do you mean, though?

01:06:54 Grooming is, like, if somebody's, like...

01:06:57 Pumping somebody up or something?

01:06:58 Like, somebody, like, it becomes...

01:07:00 Like, when an adult becomes friends with a kid.

01:07:04 So, like, when I was a busboy...

01:07:06 Actually, it's true.

01:07:07 When I was a busboy, I met this...

01:07:08 That's why you said grooming.

01:07:09 I met this dude.

01:07:11 What's that, grooming?

01:07:12 I got psyched and slapped for grooming.

01:07:18 But grooming happens, bro.

01:07:20 I thought it was because I shaved.

01:07:22 It's become a popular American pastime amongst a lot of our politicians.

01:07:27 I didn't get it until Andrew came in.

01:07:29 He got groomed.

01:07:30 He's the one who got groomed.

01:07:31 I didn't get groomed, bro.

01:07:32 All right.

01:07:33 Ain't nobody got groomed around here.

01:07:34 I didn't get groomed.

01:07:35 Okay. 0.97

01:07:36 Goddammit, Theo. 0.98

01:07:37 I ain't coming here no more.

01:07:39 What do y'all think of the UFC, of the 250 card, the White House card?

01:07:45 Who's on the card again?

01:07:46 Pereira?

01:07:47 Main events, Ilya Tuperea and Justin Gaethje.

01:07:51 Kyle Dawkus, Bo Nickel.

01:07:54 Pereira's on there, right?

01:07:56 No, I think they wanted to do Pereira.

01:07:58 I thought he was going to fight Gane or something.

01:08:01 Can you pull the card?

01:08:02 I think that's on there.

01:08:04 I think it's going to be a good card.

01:08:07 Tuperea, Gaethje.

01:08:09 Pereira, Gansey,

01:08:11 Sean O'Malley,

01:08:11 that's cool.

01:08:13 It's going to be tough.

01:08:14 Chandler's on there.

01:08:16 Who?

01:08:17 Chandler, Michael Chandler.

01:08:17 Where, where, where?

01:08:18 Who's he fighting?

01:08:18 He's fighting

01:08:19 Mauricio Ruffey.

01:08:21 Bo Nickel.

01:08:22 Who the hell's Bo Nickel fighting?

01:08:24 Diego Lopez? 0.52

01:08:25 That's going to be dope.

01:08:25 They're just pumping up

01:08:26 Bo Nickel.

01:08:27 Who the hell's that guy?

01:08:27 Kyle Dawkins from 0.63

01:08:28 Philadelphia.

01:08:30 He's good.

01:08:31 Look at Diego Lopez,

01:08:32 a little mustache.

01:08:34 That's funny.

01:08:35 That's a good picture, dude.

01:08:36 That's hilarious, dude.

01:08:37 they're doing like extensive background checks for people that are even going to the fights

01:08:42 do you think you guys would even be able to clear the background checks do you think yeah right away

01:08:46 i don't know right i go to canada and my homies could get in they all got do i'm good i'm flying

01:08:52 color baby and trump trump trump's my trump came to when i fought madrid was the first time a

01:08:59 president ever came to a fight really yeah i didn't know that i invited him did you yeah i

01:09:07 was like, yo, we found him for the 0.99

01:09:09 baddest motherfucker in the game belt right 0.99

01:09:11 here. And he's like, I gotta go 1.00

01:09:13 to that. I'm like, yeah, come through.

01:09:15 Yeah, you dabbled him up when you were walking out.

01:09:18 Anyways.

01:09:19 Seeing him at the fights was wild. I'll take full

01:09:21 responsibility for that one, shit. 1.00

01:09:24 Who brought a president to a fight? 1.00

01:09:25 Nobody. Mike Tyson?

01:09:27 No, he wasn't the president then.

01:09:30 Was he?

01:09:32 No, no, when Mike Tyson

01:09:33 was a fight. Oh, yeah, hell no, no.

01:09:35 No, I just know Trump was at Mike Tyson's fight.

01:09:37 Yeah, bring up some pictures.

01:09:40 Zoo World Association.

01:09:41 Fire through some pictures here, Nick.

01:09:42 First word.

01:09:43 Nate, sorry.

01:09:44 First word that comes into your head.

01:09:48 Conor McGregor.

01:09:51 Next.

01:09:52 Next.

01:09:55 Elijah Gutierrez.

01:09:57 That fight, though. 1.00

01:10:00 Pussy. 1.00

01:10:02 Champion. 1.00

01:10:02 That's right, though.

01:10:02 We keep getting him up.

01:10:04 I'm sorry, Dustin.

01:10:05 When we're just playing.

01:10:07 GSP.

01:10:13 OG.

01:10:14 Yeah, you go.

01:10:15 Fasting.

01:10:16 He's the guy who taught me about fasting. 0.83

01:10:18 Obnoxious.

01:10:19 Okay.

01:10:24 Hoto.

01:10:28 What's Hoto?

01:10:29 Yeah.

01:10:31 Look at that.

01:10:34 The Grinch.

01:10:36 Okay.

01:10:36 There you go.

01:10:39 The man.

01:10:41 Yeah, the man, bro.

01:10:44 Who's that?

01:10:45 That's, who is that?

01:10:47 Well, that's Lindsey Graham. 0.99

01:10:48 He's a guy who, he's the guy who everybody is saying is, uh, that he's, like, just supporting

01:10:55 Israel because they have proof on him that he's, like, like, uh, like, low-key, like, 0.95

01:11:00 closeted gay dude. 0.92

01:11:01 I'm going to say I don't know. 0.99

01:11:02 Oh, who is it?

01:11:03 Poor Eliza guy in the back of Kappa Jetty. 1.00

01:11:05 here's the clip

01:11:07 I didn't mean

01:11:07 do you like that

01:11:08 Eli

01:11:08 that's funny

01:11:14 he don't want to admit

01:11:16 hey see that

01:11:18 right there

01:11:19 that's why people

01:11:20 should learn jiu jitsu

01:11:21 right

01:11:22 you know what I'm saying

01:11:23 right if he just

01:11:24 stepped up right then

01:11:25 yeah because 1.00

01:11:26 I'm gonna fuck you up 1.00

01:11:28 for doing that to me 1.00

01:11:29 yeah

01:11:29 you know what I'm saying

01:11:30 and what if you can't

01:11:33 you know what I'm saying

01:11:33 yeah

01:11:34 so why wouldn't he

01:11:35 want to learn in jiu-jitsu like everybody would like girls kids everybody do your are your kids 0.93

01:11:41 in jiu-jitsu yeah yeah for sure would you teach lindsey graham jiu-jitsu the gay guy no 1.00

01:11:48 absolutely not

01:11:52 i'll send them to somebody though he'll be all right you guys know somebody in dc that could

01:11:58 train him i don't know anybody in dc no or virginia maybe um theo talking to mike okay

01:12:06 uh do you ever know what they asked for telling me to talk to mike what do you ever did you ever

01:12:13 want to i don't know i haven't trained enough no

01:12:15 yeah hey but sometimes you know like my boy out there i'll be like hey pick up your thing and

01:12:23 fix your shirt i'm like sorry guys um one is trying to relate here a little bit you know

01:12:31 one uh a great moment that you had uh after a fight groom that boy

01:12:35 i'm playing uh a great moment you had after the fight with michael johnson when you called out

01:12:42 conor mcgregor and they took them like rogan like kind of stopped you from talking to the mic did you

01:12:46 have more you wanted to say on that yeah i was about to go off on everything i was gonna be like 1.00

01:12:52 bitch, rich motherfucker, I fight harder than you, I train harder than you, everybody, fuck 1.00

01:12:56 everyone here, fuck your mama, woo woo woo, but he stopped me with a good thing, because 1.00

01:13:03 anything could have happened, endorphins, I'm like yo, I told you this was going to happen, 1.00

01:13:08 woo woo woo, so I would have went off and I'm glad it got stopped when it did, but then

01:13:11 I was telling my brother, man, I shouldn't have said that, because he said it, because 0.99

01:13:14 he's like, who gives, my brother knew, he's like, who gives the fuck, bro, you think anybody 0.94

01:13:18 didn't see that like oh yeah i forgot so it worked out it was good will uh shout out to joe it was a 0.99

01:13:25 good stoppage yeah good stoppage because i could have said anything it said just what i needed to

01:13:31 say if i would have kept going i would embarrass myself amen bro i already am kind of still was

01:13:37 embarrassed about a little bit of it but i always am so it's cool well like you say you got but you

01:13:42 put it out there bro you know you're running on endorphins that's different will um yeah yeah yeah

01:13:47 You got the confidence to say whatever, right?

01:13:49 Yeah.

01:13:49 I'll say anything. 1.00

01:13:50 Fuck everybody here. 1.00

01:13:52 Like, what if they turn on you? 1.00

01:13:54 I shouldn't have said that.

01:13:55 Sorry, guys.

01:13:56 I was high.

01:13:58 I was high.

01:13:59 Can you fight high or no?

01:14:01 I wish.

01:14:03 I was kind of high when I fought Pettis.

01:14:05 Not really.

01:14:07 I smoked a fat blunt right before we walked in, huh?

01:14:09 Remember when we walked in LA?

01:14:11 You're not allowed to smoke weed now.

01:14:13 Yeah.

01:14:13 Well, you can't just bring that weed in the locker room.

01:14:17 and smoke at the commission in front of the commission so i got really high and then we

01:14:22 walked in but that was like an hour and a half two hours before the fight so i was lingering high

01:14:27 but it would be great to when they're when they're when i was gonna say when you walk out to smoke

01:14:33 but the best part would be to like smoke some right when they're going in the blue corner

01:14:38 hurry up please that'd be the best i think that's me right there there you go

01:14:46 that's me

01:14:49 it is

01:14:50 that's me

01:14:52 because I know that Nick got

01:14:54 part of his thing was his suspension was for weed right

01:14:57 whenever he got suspended

01:14:59 you know what you should pull up is that one fight

01:15:00 yeah Nick got in trouble for weed

01:15:03 hey can you guys pull up a fight

01:15:05 who's that Hawaiian guy that you fought

01:15:07 that you went dink

01:15:08 cracked after a shocker

01:15:10 remember the guy who you hit after

01:15:12 he knocked out and you cracked him

01:15:15 with the oh think about it i forget jake bong pulling chris villa versus drake bowen and let's

01:15:22 watch that i laugh at this fight every time that's hilarious that's funny nick got suspended for for 0.99

01:15:29 for five years or some shit like that when he was already fucking 0.98

01:15:34 older and it was like ridiculous i forget the situation was there ever a part where they were 0.97

01:15:41 when you were

01:15:42 when you were like

01:15:44 heavy in UFC

01:15:45 were you

01:15:46 oh here let's watch it

01:15:47 can you go to the end

01:15:48 yeah just go to the end

01:15:49 hold on

01:15:50 it's coming

01:15:51 this is fun

01:15:51 alright you can start it right here

01:15:53 like this

01:15:55 stink

01:15:57 what's up 0.99

01:15:58 my lights

01:15:58 watch watch

01:15:59 blam

01:16:00 I never get a win like that

01:16:04 I'm trying though

01:16:07 do one more time

01:16:10 repeat

01:16:11 That's fun.

01:16:12 That's fun to watch.

01:16:13 That makes you want to fight.

01:16:14 That's what I'm going to do to anybody who groomed me.

01:16:16 You almost had it against Leon Edwards. 1.00

01:16:21 I know I did almost get Leon fucking ass. 0.99

01:16:24 Respectfully, do you have any regret for not going after him? 0.99

01:16:27 I did go after him.

01:16:28 But you pointed after you rocked him.

01:16:30 Let's clear it up.

01:16:31 Put that fight on.

01:16:31 Put on and write that part.

01:16:33 I'll show you.

01:16:34 People don't understand.

01:16:35 They just like to make that the narrative of what happened.

01:16:37 Yeah, thanks, Nate.

01:16:38 But don't forget to get by everybody does.

01:16:41 I'm not good looking out, but everybody does.

01:16:43 So if you, if you watch the fight, let's take into consideration real quick.

01:16:46 Let's take into consideration that this is 23 minutes of fighting in.

01:16:52 Okay.

01:16:52 And let me tell you beforehand, my eyes, my eyes right here, my eyes.

01:16:59 And right here, like after a certain amount of time, I had sweat in my eyes.

01:17:04 Hold on.

01:17:04 Pause it.

01:17:05 i had sweat in my eyes so i could see him i could see him all completely clear but like my eyes were

01:17:12 all sweated out and i couldn't see his eyes so when he went like this i thought he was playing

01:17:19 with me uh because i couldn't see that but if i could see his eyes i could see like really far

01:17:24 you could see somebody's eyes right if they're conscious or not and like when i cracked him 0.83

01:17:29 i thought he was when i pointed at him i'm like how bitch shut up because i thought he was playing 1.00

01:17:33 with me and i like fucking and then i was like i was like oh shit he is fucked up and then watch 0.99

01:17:39 from watch from that point how many punches i throw and how much i actually really attack him 1.00

01:17:44 let's see it but i was slow on it for sure at first i couldn't see my eyes were blurry 0.98

01:17:49 no i could i could see perfect but i couldn't see his eyes then it i thought he was fucking 0.93

01:17:54 with me like oh i'm i'm knocked out and i knew he had a minute left so i thought he was like 0.93

01:17:59 I'm going to get out alive.

01:18:00 I'm like, 0.99

01:18:01 shut up, 1.00

01:18:01 bitch. 1.00

01:18:03 What? 1.00

01:18:04 I was in Arizona,

01:18:05 huh?

01:18:05 Yeah,

01:18:05 the Arizona.

01:18:06 That's fun.

01:18:06 Yeah.

01:18:07 Watch.

01:18:08 Okay,

01:18:08 it's happening.

01:18:09 Bing.

01:18:09 Okay,

01:18:09 one minute left.

01:18:10 Now watch how many punches I throw from here on.

01:18:13 Like,

01:18:13 right now I'm realizing,

01:18:15 oh, 1.00

01:18:15 he is actually fucked up. 0.99

01:18:16 Okay, 1.00

01:18:16 one.

01:18:18 And he's grabbing a hold on thing.

01:18:20 I'm like,

01:18:20 come here, 1.00

01:18:20 bitch. 1.00

01:18:21 What's up, 1.00

01:18:22 motherfucker? 1.00

01:18:22 Ding, 1.00

01:18:23 ding,

01:18:23 ding.

01:18:24 Trying to get him.

01:18:25 24 minutes in though.

01:18:26 Yeah, 0.98

01:18:26 I'm not some fucking energetic first minute of the fight. 1.00

01:18:29 Look, I'm chasing this fool. 1.00

01:18:31 Get off me. 1.00

01:18:32 Come here, bitch. 1.00

01:18:36 What's up? 1.00

01:18:37 You over here going to get out of life?

01:18:38 No, I'm going to get you.

01:18:40 30 seconds.

01:18:42 Look, am I not chasing him? 1.00

01:18:43 I'm trying to get his ass. 1.00

01:18:45 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:18:46 But of course, I look at it and think what I could have done,

01:18:49 but it's like what I could have should have. 0.99

01:18:50 I was trying, trying to get his ass. 1.00

01:18:52 But initially, when I socked his ass, 1.00

01:18:55 I couldn't see his eye that he went like that. 0.99

01:18:56 I thought he just kind of did that. 0.99

01:18:59 oh he is fucked up and i started chasing him down so i was like you just took a picture and i know 0.98

01:19:05 it wasn't even like that i was trying to get him i was fucking fighting for 24 minutes hey everybody 1.00

01:19:10 go fight for 24 minutes then try to get a motherfucker you know what i'm saying 1.00

01:19:15 like you'll be like the guy on gladi or peeing on himself yeah the fuck you talking about fight me 1.00

01:19:20 but if it would have went on anymore i would have finished that fool too 1.00

01:19:24 but woulda coulda shoulda and there's only 25 minutes do what you should have done 0.97

01:19:28 I knew that

01:19:29 I was just clearing that up

01:19:30 For other people

01:19:31 I knew

01:19:32 Nah that's my guy

01:19:33 I like the guy in the back

01:19:34 That's my boy right there

01:19:35 He knows Dumb and Dumber

01:19:36 He knows all the references

01:19:38 That's my guy right there

01:19:39 What's your name again?

01:19:41 Nick Davis

01:19:41 Across Wisconsin

01:19:42 Nick Davis

01:19:43 From Wisconsin

01:19:44 Was popping

01:19:44 He liked the cheese head

01:19:45 What are they?

01:19:47 Green Bay Packers

01:19:48 Look at them

01:19:49 Niner gang

01:19:50 Baby was popping

01:19:50 Gang

01:19:51 Is that your stuff?

01:19:54 Gang gang?

01:19:54 Gang gang 0.75

01:19:55 That's your brand right there?

01:19:56 Yeah

01:19:56 That's tight

01:19:57 We came in with that

01:19:58 And I'm upstairs

01:20:00 That's another one

01:20:01 That we came through with

01:20:01 This has been

01:20:02 Let me get a hat

01:20:03 We've been a good group

01:20:04 Oh yeah we got some

01:20:04 For you on the way out

01:20:06 Shoot me a hat to put on

01:20:07 Yeah I'll trade you 0.99

01:20:08 Gang gang 0.75

01:20:09 I'll trade you a hat

01:20:10 For a ticket to your fight

01:20:10 I want one

01:20:11 I got a ticket for you

01:20:12 Come on man

01:20:13 You already know

01:20:14 You got tickets

01:20:15 From somebody anyway

01:20:16 But you and me though

01:20:17 I'm gonna get you a shirt

01:20:18 I can't wait 1.00

01:20:19 Put me in the fucking 0.99

01:20:19 Yeah wear my shirt 0.99

01:20:20 I'm kidding

01:20:21 I'll get a Diaz shirt bro

01:20:23 I'll get a Diaz Army shirt

01:20:25 Gang gang 0.75

01:20:25 I like the camo

01:20:26 Dude perfect

01:20:27 I'll get a Diaz Army shirt

01:20:28 Can we get one for Chris?

01:20:30 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:31 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00

01:20:32 You guys left out Chris. 1.00

01:20:33 That's cold.

01:20:34 He added it again.

01:20:35 Kevin Baker from Cheeseheads.

01:20:37 I'm just kidding.

01:20:38 What's your name again?

01:20:39 Nick.

01:20:41 Nick what?

01:20:41 You go to the fights early on.

01:20:43 Nick Davis.

01:20:43 Shout out to Nick Davis.

01:20:44 You go to the fights early on.

01:20:45 I love being here.

01:20:46 Yeah.

01:20:46 They're cool.

01:20:47 It's the best, bro.

01:20:48 These are cool hats.

01:20:49 Just seeing all the people there.

01:20:51 Sure, thank you.

01:20:51 At the fights.

01:20:52 That's cool you go to all the prelims and everything, too, because that's where all the, 0.99

01:20:55 You're going to see some of the better shit. 0.98

01:20:57 People don't even know it's happening. 0.99

01:20:59 Oh, that's tough.

01:21:01 It looks tough.

01:21:02 Yeah, it's good.

01:21:03 Return of the rat.

01:21:04 Why is it the rat? 0.95

01:21:05 Are you the rat? 1.00

01:21:06 You're the rat king. 1.00

01:21:07 You're the rat king. 1.00

01:21:09 Yeah, they call me the rat king. 0.99

01:21:11 Whenever Brendan Sharp and I had a podcast,

01:21:13 it's called The King and the Sting,

01:21:14 and they called me the rat king because... 0.98

01:21:16 Is Brendan Sharp still gay? 0.98

01:21:19 I never...

01:21:20 I'm kidding.

01:21:21 I never been with him.

01:21:22 I got it.

01:21:24 I never been with him.

01:21:25 i've never been with him i mean he's always seen his wife says he's straight his wife says

01:21:32 that girl lying no man but he gave me that nickname and then that's kind of all i've 0.86

01:21:38 always been a fucking like i'm gonna survive no matter what bro i'm playing with um that's 0.99

01:21:42 my whole way no all good bro he's cool we had we had a little differences but that's just the 0.98

01:21:48 name of the game i got yeah that's the name of the game you guys that's part of it you gotta

01:21:52 you guys also have to be your own

01:21:53 I have a real problem with like 1.00

01:21:55 motherfucking 0.98

01:21:57 what spelling 1.00

01:22:01 I'll out spell you 0.90

01:22:04 or anybody in the UFC straight up

01:22:06 people don't know that about me

01:22:07 give me a word

01:22:08 Nick Davis was hunting the word right there

01:22:12 but I can't

01:22:16 spell though good 0.99

01:22:17 I always shit on my girl like watch this 0.99

01:22:19 shoot 0.99

01:22:20 what uh i don't like i have a problem with i have a problem with uh fighters

01:22:29 who start analyzing is that what it's called like analysts or try to think they're area

01:22:36 or some shit but but all the like you but those guys like chael son there's all those guys that 0.88

01:22:41 i like chael chael's my guy though but he's he like should have done that before even he that's 0.95

01:22:47 him he should be he should that's the guy who should do it but then everybody else starts

01:22:52 thinking and then what they do is they go out and give criticism to a fighter like an analyst 1.00

01:22:56 and my bro you were never even a fighter if that's what you do you're a bitch and you're 1.00

01:23:02 gonna fucking analyze and talk about how fighters are and what they should do and you know it all 1.00

01:23:06 you know it all well what the fuck happened in your career then why are you analysts now mr know 0.99

01:23:11 it all why are you muhammad ali and mike tyson and the best of the best talking about negative about 0.99

01:23:16 what I should have done

01:23:17 when I made more money

01:23:18 than you ever made

01:23:19 in your whole career

01:23:19 at any fight Mr. Champion

01:23:21 talking about DC 0.99

01:23:23 and fucking 1.00

01:23:23 all of them 1.00

01:23:26 you're gonna talk about

01:23:28 people fighting

01:23:28 those are the kind of 1.00

01:23:29 motherfuckers 1.00

01:23:29 that need their asses beat 1.00

01:23:30 just a quick little thought 1.00

01:23:32 for you 1.00

01:23:33 fuck a fighter analyst 1.00

01:23:35 you know what I'm saying 1.00

01:23:36 shit annoys the fuck out of me 0.99

01:23:38 well 1.00

01:23:38 yeah

01:23:39 and we'll keep it moving

01:23:40 but they'll get themselves 0.99

01:23:41 into shit like that too 0.99

01:23:42 like Brandon Schaub 1.00

01:23:43 got his ass punked 0.99

01:23:44 a little bit 1.00

01:23:44 because 1.00

01:23:45 just cause he does that stupid shit 1.00

01:23:47 I'm like well 1.00

01:23:48 I don't

01:23:49 I wouldn't talk about fighters

01:23:50 you know

01:23:52 unless

01:23:53 it was to insult them

01:23:55 and be like 1.00

01:23:56 I'll beat your ass 1.00

01:23:57 I see what you're saying 1.00

01:23:58 you know what I'm saying

01:23:58 like

01:23:58 but you don't

01:23:59 so you would never get into

01:24:00 you would never be an analyst

01:24:01 so

01:24:01 like I went

01:24:03 if I wanted some funk

01:24:04 I would

01:24:05 right

01:24:06 you know what I'm saying

01:24:07 if I wanted some funk with them

01:24:08 I'd be like

01:24:08 okay let's talk about fights today 1.00

01:24:09 this fight fucking sucks 1.00

01:24:11 this dude's boring as shit 1.00

01:24:13 I've never seen a single 0.99

01:24:14 dc fight in my career except for when i was on the same car to the same one time and he was picking 0.98

01:24:19 up the dude and walking around like he just owned him like he was hella tight like damn he's schooling 0.98

01:24:23 that dude and then i looked back at the screen and he was knocked out on his ass that's the only dc 0.97

01:24:28 fight i ever saw and he wants to tell talk about what i should do and how i'm not a good fighter 0.90

01:24:36 and i should i'm like are you mad because you were the champion and and like when i was nowhere near 0.99

01:24:41 champion i got paid way more than you that's a fucking bitter little bitch who's analyzing fights 1.00

01:24:47 who daniel cormier yeah all the all the analysts though i just saw the other you don't like the 0.99

01:24:52 i can't think of the names uh well i'm just saying they're putting themselves in a position to be

01:24:56 roasted but the bad part about it is is they get the favor of me talking and roasting on them and

01:25:02 that's what they wanted me to do so i take it back dc you cool you the man he traded me one

01:25:07 time a tub of popcorn for a thing of um beef big thing of beef jerky and that was pretty that's

01:25:14 like like i i don't know as a fan i like what those guys do especially ringside because i need

01:25:21 that information i understand from another person you like to hear from the pro you like to hear

01:25:25 from the pros yes so it's cool too so i understand that too but from a fighter perspective i mean i

01:25:31 wouldn't do it just for the just for the the um respect i have for the arts and like got it i'm 0.96

01:25:40 like you're a great wrestler dc you can't fight for shit you win fights but you're not 1.00

01:25:44 you're a fucking big old pussy remember he cried i didn't see him crying yeah he got knocked up 1.00

01:25:52 y'all know you cried i would it's good and he's like this record sucks i'm like you cried 1.00

01:25:58 i didn't mean to even talk about it no it's okay bro we can cut that out fuck 0.98

01:26:06 i'm serious we can do whatever we can cut it out okay it happened i'm kidding it happened i did 0.99

01:26:11 want to ask you shoot the shoot the shit i did i did want to ask you we're going to talk about 0.98

01:26:16 the busboy movie and you guys zacked an experience because i know there was a lot of it what's the 0.99

01:26:19 busboy movie uh it's this movie we did who was in it a couple gooners

01:26:24 from outside of modesto um

01:26:34 no i did want to ask was there ever a point though because we we talked briefly about

01:26:41 nick got sent out for weed i did want to ask you was there ever a point where you tried in

01:26:46 your own negotiations to see if they would

01:26:47 like, like you were able to

01:26:49 get him back into the UFC?

01:26:55 And if that's something

01:26:56 that's inappropriate. No, I didn't, I never even

01:26:58 thought about even, how would I get

01:27:00 him in? I never even thought about it. It was like,

01:27:02 you know, like when the cops take you to jail

01:27:04 and I don't want you to go to jail, I'm like, I know

01:27:06 I can't get you out. I ain't talking

01:27:08 to the cops. So that's probably

01:27:10 the situation. I didn't even think about it.

01:27:11 Oh shit, they kicked me out of the fuck. 1.00

01:27:14 But what was I going to do? 1.00

01:27:16 I just didn't know if you had it, because you're just such a name in such a...

01:27:19 Yeah, but even then, though, I don't think I was as big as a name to even have any effect.

01:27:24 And even though, even if I am now, right now, how I am, I don't think I could help that, you know? 0.77

01:27:31 I'm not going to go fucking go ahead to the commission. 0.74

01:27:33 They're going to do me or him in the game. 0.94

01:27:36 Oh, so it wasn't just up to the UFC.

01:27:37 It was a commission thing.

01:27:38 It wasn't UFC at all.

01:27:40 I think it was a commission, right?

01:27:41 That's on me then.

01:27:43 I don't know.

01:27:44 I never even thought about it like that.

01:27:45 Will Nick help you train in this

01:27:48 Do you guys still train together

01:27:51 Yeah he'll pop in

01:27:52 And get me up about 0.99

01:27:54 Everything I suck at 0.98

01:27:55 That's what he does 0.99

01:27:57 So that's what I need him for too

01:27:59 So it's perfect

01:28:00 Hell yeah bro

01:28:01 It's so cool that you have a brother

01:28:03 Alright let's talk about

01:28:05 Let's talk about Busboys 1.00

01:28:08 The movie

01:28:09 What was y'all's acting experience

01:28:10 Be honest with me bro

01:28:12 Cause y'all's manager told me you guys had acting experience

01:28:16 What was y'all's acting experience?

01:28:17 He told you that?

01:28:18 Yeah, he did.

01:28:19 We don't have any acting experience.

01:28:21 We keep it real. 0.99

01:28:22 God damn it. 0.99

01:28:25 Do you have any acting experience? 0.99

01:28:27 No.

01:28:27 Real thing right there.

01:28:31 That's the best thing ever.

01:28:32 We don't have any acting experience. 0.99

01:28:34 We never act at a fucking moment. 0.98

01:28:35 Hey, but now I do. 0.99

01:28:37 Facts, bro.

01:28:38 Let's go.

01:28:38 Shout out to Theo.

01:28:39 Now I do.

01:28:41 All right.

01:28:42 Let's look at some bloopers from the movie from Busboys.

01:28:45 man and thank you guys so much bro hey first and foremost before this even happens i'm embarrassed

01:28:49 yeah yeah same nah dude and i do want to tell people this though go if you if what david and

01:28:57 i tried to do is we wrote this ourselves we paid for it ourselves right so we want to try to change

01:29:01 the game of how we didn't go to a studio nobody's we don't there's no big dogs in this kennel right

01:29:08 we just have we did this on our own and we got uh great friends that were able to come in and help

01:29:13 about like you guys who are you know just coming in and being a part of it and so we need people 0.98

01:29:18 to go and buy tickets early because then they'll add it to other theaters two motherfuckers don't 1.00

01:29:21 know what they're doing and then embarrassing if people will go get tickets early we can add 0.96

01:29:27 it to more theaters so i just want to let people know that in advance um all right let's check out

01:29:31 a little let's check out some of uh you guys this is just some behind the scenes stuff you can find

01:29:36 where it's playing busboysmovie.com

01:29:38 what's up you ain't listening 1.00

01:29:40 yo fuck your ass 1.00

01:29:43 fuck out of this neighborhood 1.00

01:29:45 bitch ass motherfuckers 1.00

01:29:48 you know that reposition 1.00

01:29:50 Chris come over here right here by the door you're good

01:29:52 come on bro let's roll

01:29:53 sorry

01:29:55 he in the backseat

01:29:58 yeah I know 1.00

01:29:59 fuck out of here 1.00

01:30:03 fuck out of here bitch 1.00

01:30:04 fuck you guys doing 1.00

01:30:05 That was my aunt's car, bro. 1.00

01:30:07 My aunt's car.

01:30:09 Your aunt's probably gonna like that. 0.99

01:30:11 You're really not. 1.00

01:30:12 You wanna die, pussies? 1.00

01:30:13 That's cool. 1.00

01:30:14 That's funny.

01:30:16 He got the mirror?

01:30:18 Get in the car.

01:30:19 I gotta get gas.

01:30:20 All right, all right, all right.

01:30:22 Sorry.

01:30:23 Now you can do it from side to side,

01:30:25 but don't come more forward than that.

01:30:27 What? 1.00

01:30:27 Fuck you. 1.00

01:30:28 He gets in the bathroom. 1.00

01:30:29 You running away? 1.00

01:30:30 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:30:32 Okay, hold on. 1.00

01:30:34 Oh, that's perfect.

01:30:35 Hold on, what's up?

01:30:35 Leave it started. Leave it started. It's good. It's good. It's good.

01:30:41 Bitch ass. Motherfuckers. 1.00

01:30:42 Fuck y'all. 1.00

01:30:44 Yeah, you better run. 1.00

01:30:45 What, bitch? What are you going to do about it? 1.00

01:30:47 You got to eat little shit and you're pulling up. 1.00

01:30:50 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:51 I'm going to hit you off. 1.00

01:30:52 I'm going to hit you off. 1.00

01:30:53 Fuck his. My ass is going to be fucking pissed. 1.00

01:30:57 That's not even acting. That's just being mean. 1.00

01:31:00 Oh, that's embarrassing.

01:31:02 That's what they expect out of it

01:31:05 That's what's the worst part

01:31:06 We should have kept that car

01:31:22 I know

01:31:23 That car would have been coated 0.93

01:31:26 David Spade

01:31:28 David Spade's a man

01:31:29 dude do not take those guys to an applebee's that's funny that who's that

01:31:37 get up theo get up bro that was fun that part that was you were tied up remember that was cool

01:31:48 yeah dude and then there was like you guys were hilarious bro because y'all would sit outside the 0.70

01:31:53 car would just be fucking some type of music would be playing smoke would be in there and we'd be 0.94

01:31:58 like okay you guys ready to go oh yeah that was fun it was it bro how did you guys feel like 0.57

01:32:03 doing it and how do you feel after it would it be something you'd want to do again yeah it was cool

01:32:08 it was a good experience i never acted either so i was like what am i doing how do you feel about

01:32:14 i felt like uh uh i wish that i could have done it again and do it all over again because it was

01:32:23 a cool experience and i didn't think about it at the time i was thinking like it was work like

01:32:26 man what are we doing here we gotta be acting

01:32:28 and stuff and then when I left I was like that was actually

01:32:31 really cool

01:32:31 and then I

01:32:35 saw the clips that you guys sent us too

01:32:36 and my daughter the whole time has been like

01:32:39 do I get to see the movie you're in 0.99

01:32:40 and then I watched the clips I was like damn

01:32:42 I already told her yeah 0.92

01:32:43 I'm just being like 1.00

01:32:46 fuck you motherfucker 1.00

01:32:47 so I'm like 1.00

01:32:49 I'm gonna let her see it though cause she has

01:32:52 but now I have to come back

01:32:55 and be a good

01:32:55 Now I have to come back and be a good guy if I come back because my lesson learned and evolution, now I know.

01:33:04 Now I know.

01:33:05 Okay, I'm going to do this.

01:33:06 I want to be a good guy.

01:33:07 Yeah.

01:33:07 Or a medium guy.

01:33:10 That's fair to be.

01:33:11 At least.

01:33:11 I think being a medium guy is pretty good.

01:33:13 Had you ever, had you been a person?

01:33:14 But it was fun, too.

01:33:15 It was cool.

01:33:16 Dude, that's how I feel.

01:33:16 It was fun to hang out with you and David Spade, bro, that's legendary, bro. 1.00

01:33:20 That's fucking the guy. 0.99

01:33:23 I know. 0.99

01:33:23 that's how when i think back on it too i'm like man i wish there was a way that i could make more

01:33:26 of like easy just to have been there with spade you know it was just crazy bro yeah no that's way

01:33:31 cool yeah it's cool that spade's still around doing what he's doing bro that guy's been around

01:33:36 forever and that's the man he's a fucking boss oh yeah hilarious oh me boy was there other uh 0.96

01:33:42 was there other movies that you got offered to be in they offered me to be in roadhouse 0.97

01:33:47 they call roadhouse the roadhouse dude the one with uh that conor mcgregor did they offered me

01:33:53 that part that connor did i didn't do that because i ain't losing no fight to no gay jake 0.96

01:33:58 jill and all broke back mountain ass but if i could beat him in the fight then yeah but i wasn't 0.92

01:34:07 gonna lose no fight no no no broke back mountain yeah you know what i'm saying but it would have 0.93

01:34:12 been cool too to do that but i'm glad i still stick to my word i wouldn't have done that and 0.99

01:34:17 it's easy to be gay on a fucking mountain try being gay at fucking c level all the real 0.99

01:34:21 motherfuckers are deal with somebody who might punch out but uh so i got offered that part they 1.00

01:34:28 did a movie in stockton when leonardo dicaprio that just came out i'm not trying to brag but 0.98

01:34:36 they did but i didn't get into it but i i should have that would have been way cool to do what is

01:34:41 it now now i'm more interested that this all all happened and i did your thing i'm like now i'm

01:34:46 okay I want to do over

01:34:47 and now I want to be

01:34:48 now I want to do some cool

01:34:50 but

01:34:50 I just want to be like

01:34:52 you know what I'm saying

01:34:53 I want to be like

01:34:53 a Spanish teacher

01:34:54 or a doctor

01:34:55 or somebody

01:34:55 somebody nice

01:34:57 you know what I'm saying

01:34:58 I don't need to be

01:34:59 all that mean 0.98

01:34:59 fucking picking on people 0.99

01:35:01 at least we got to 1.00

01:35:02 punk you 0.55

01:35:03 and David Spade

01:35:04 a little bit

01:35:04 that's all

01:35:05 bro

01:35:07 I didn't want to

01:35:07 punk you guys

01:35:08 but I'm just 0.74

01:35:09 no dude 0.99

01:35:09 this shit was hilarious bro 0.99

01:35:11 the best parts were 0.99

01:35:11 hanging out

01:35:12 just with Bobby Lee

01:35:13 being around him

01:35:14 the fun part was

01:35:14 going there

01:35:15 and seeing it all happen 1.00

01:35:16 You were there and fucking David was there 0.97

01:35:18 and a bunch of guys on the set were hella cool too. 0.98

01:35:21 I couldn't even believe it was a real movie

01:35:22 until the first day I got there 0.97

01:35:23 because we'd just been doing emails and shit. 0.88

01:35:24 Remember when we throw the guy in the trunk? 0.94

01:35:25 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:26 That shit was hilarious. 1.00

01:35:27 What was that guy's name? 1.00

01:35:28 That was when we first showed up.

01:35:29 You're like, yeah, you threw him, throw him in the trunk.

01:35:31 I'm like, what?

01:35:32 It was some honky.

01:35:33 I thought I was going to come in there

01:35:34 and be some romantic guy

01:35:36 and go on a date with a girl in a movie.

01:35:39 And then they're like, you just got to...

01:35:41 Remember you guys were telling us the lines?

01:35:42 They were telling us the lines and I was like...

01:35:45 It was hella early. 0.98

01:35:45 And I was reading it, and I was like, the way they were having me talk was all weird and shit, 0.96

01:35:50 because I was reading lines. 0.96

01:35:52 And then I got to the point after we did a couple of takes, and they're like,

01:35:55 no, look, dude, I'm like, oh, you guys want us to punk you.

01:35:59 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:00 You guys want us to punk the fuck out of you, like some little bitches. 1.00

01:36:03 Okay. 1.00

01:36:03 Hey, Chris, they just want us to punk the fuck out of you. 1.00

01:36:06 Let's just punk their asses. 1.00

01:36:08 So then, and then he watched us, and we're like, hey, fuck you, fucking bitch ass motherfuckers. 1.00

01:36:12 I've seen people get punks, and I'm like, let's punk these guys. 1.00

01:36:15 You guys are the only people I know that can say, fuck you, like, 70 different ways. 1.00

01:36:19 That was embarrassing. 1.00

01:36:20 My daughter wants to see it.

01:36:22 You know what we'll do?

01:36:23 She's going to see it.

01:36:24 We have a cartoon.

01:36:26 I told her she could see it.

01:36:28 We created a cool cartoon animation that we'll do as well.

01:36:32 I'll make sure to send you that.

01:36:33 You can show her that.

01:36:34 The Busboys version?

01:36:36 Yeah.

01:36:36 Or it was, like, something else.

01:36:37 Just of you got, like, of the characters.

01:36:39 That's cool.

01:36:40 So that'll be something you can show her for sure.

01:36:41 Well how about

01:36:45 And how about this dude

01:36:45 If we do another one

01:36:47 If we do another movie

01:36:48 We'll come back

01:36:48 We'll give you guys

01:36:49 We'll give you a more

01:36:50 Thank God

01:36:53 Different type of character

01:36:56 Maybe a baker or something

01:36:58 Yeah

01:36:58 I like that

01:37:00 Yeah

01:37:01 A savant

01:37:02 Say chef though

01:37:04 Okay

01:37:04 Say chef 1.00

01:37:07 I don't want to be no bitch ass baker 1.00

01:37:10 yeah fuck that shit 1.00

01:37:13 fuck that 1.00

01:37:14 oh dude 1.00

01:37:18 what if it's the Stockton Doctors

01:37:19 we'll do a movie called the Stockton Doctors

01:37:22 yeah but let's throw them off

01:37:26 and I'll be a chiropractor

01:37:27 I don't know what that meant

01:37:30 did I just dis chiropractors 0.99

01:37:32 that's fucked up 0.96

01:37:33 no dude I don't even know 0.99

01:37:34 this is as high as I've been in fucking 11 years 0.99

01:37:37 this is fucking great 0.99

01:37:38 11 years sober 0.99

01:37:39 Let's hit a new story, man

01:37:42 And then we'll get you guys out of here, bro 1.00

01:37:44 Fuck, I'm ready for the fight, dude 1.00

01:37:46 What fight? 1.00

01:37:47 Yours

01:37:47 And yours 0.99

01:37:49 I'm ready to fucking see you guys 0.98

01:37:50 Versus Jenkins 0.99

01:37:51 Versus Mike Perry 1.00

01:37:52 I'm ready to see this shit 1.00

01:37:53 Quadruple amputee 1.00

01:37:55 Professional

01:37:56 Cornhole

01:37:57 What did they say?

01:37:58 Cornhole

01:37:58 Oh yeah, I saw this earlier

01:38:00 Cornhole player faces

01:38:01 He got no arms or legs

01:38:02 Yeah

01:38:02 I don't understand

01:38:03 Quadruple amputee

01:38:05 Professional cornhole player

01:38:06 Faces murder charges

01:38:07 After a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs

01:38:11 is accused of firing a deadly shot all while driving.

01:38:15 How? 1.00

01:38:18 What the fuck? 1.00

01:38:19 That really happened? 1.00

01:38:20 You could be a defense attorney right there.

01:38:22 That's it.

01:38:23 That's your next role.

01:38:24 He's out.

01:38:24 He's free.

01:38:26 Let him alone.

01:38:27 Even if he didn't, let him go.

01:38:29 Let's see what they say here.

01:38:30 Let's see what they say.

01:38:32 Not really.

01:38:33 Don't let him go.

01:38:34 And bizarre to say the least,

01:38:37 But before we get any further into this story, I just want to try to answer the question that so many people have right now.

01:38:43 How did someone with no arms, no hands, manage to fire a gun and allegedly kill someone?

01:38:49 Look at him.

01:38:50 It's early in the investigation, but there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved in the shooting.

01:38:57 He got no fingerprints.

01:38:57 And that he acted alone on this.

01:39:00 He got no fingerprints.

01:39:02 How are they going to do it?

01:39:04 That boy, free.

01:39:05 Yeah, free, bro.

01:39:07 get that boy a skateboard he out

01:39:09 free him man i think we're good on it you think nick

01:39:14 free him like he's laughing he's like yeah i did it but they ain't gonna catch me

01:39:19 ain't got no fingerprints oh man um oh last question do you do you get any residual bonus

01:39:27 for starting the bmf belt do you get a residual bonus from it for each fight

01:39:31 Let's call him

01:39:34 Let's call him

01:39:36 That's the answer

01:39:37 I should

01:39:39 Man, thank you guys, bro

01:39:41 Oh, wait

01:39:42 I gotta give y'all

01:39:43 I gotta tell you guys

01:39:45 Y'all's names

01:39:45 In the movie

01:39:46 Yeah, let's hear that

01:39:47 All right

01:39:48 So

01:39:49 No

01:39:50 We don't need you 0.66

01:39:52 Run out smoking a bunch of crack 1.00

01:39:53 And doing a bunch of shit 1.00

01:39:54 Cause he had one 1.00

01:39:55 Piece of weed

01:39:56 For two seconds

01:39:57 He's gonna take the weed right now

01:39:59 No, no, no 0.99

01:40:00 All of a sudden, you're on a crack fucking bender all across the United States. 0.99

01:40:04 Like, hey, you still bond? 0.99

01:40:05 You missing half his hair?

01:40:08 No.

01:40:09 Bro, I would, too. 1.00

01:40:10 I would take a hit of that joint just so I could go buy a fucking date ball. 1.00

01:40:14 Hey, no. 0.99

01:40:16 People who don't do drugs always try to smoke weed, but I'm like, nah.

01:40:20 I ain't finna be responsible for you rending off.

01:40:22 Or taking a shot.

01:40:24 I said that to my cousin one time, and he was like,

01:40:27 on all my other cuts

01:40:28 he was looking at me like 1.00

01:40:30 what the fuck 0.99

01:40:31 can you put me up 1.00

01:40:32 bro come on

01:40:33 you try to smoke the weed

01:40:34 you and me across town

01:40:36 smoking crack 1.00

01:40:36 and fucking stealing the car 1.00

01:40:38 and going across the country now 0.99

01:40:39 nah my watch buddy

01:40:41 you smoke crack

01:40:42 on your own time

01:40:43 bro that's

01:40:45 I told Joe Rogan

01:40:45 one time

01:40:46 I said

01:40:47 bro I want to smoke

01:40:48 I want to smoke a joint

01:40:49 on your show sometime

01:40:51 and he goes

01:40:52 you smoke a joint

01:40:53 on your show first

01:40:54 that's what he said

01:40:55 exactly bro

01:40:56 I feel the same way.

01:40:57 Yeah, man.

01:40:57 Not on my watch.

01:40:58 Yeah, not on my watch.

01:40:59 It's funny, though, to test people.

01:41:01 You're like, you sober.

01:41:02 Yeah.

01:41:03 You don't play with me.

01:41:04 I get smoked with him and her and him over there and her.

01:41:09 You don't get no weed by me. 1.00

01:41:10 You're going to run off and do some funny shit. 1.00

01:41:12 One day at a time. 1.00

01:41:13 I'll be fucking tickling motherfuckers, boy. 1.00

01:41:15 Women. 1.00

01:41:16 Women. 0.81

01:41:18 Women first and foremost.

01:41:19 Oh, that's funny.

01:41:21 What was the last time?

01:41:23 I like when you were telling Trump or somebody.

01:41:25 Oh, yeah.

01:41:25 yeah

01:41:26 what are you saying about the light pole 1.00

01:41:29 oh I turn into a fucking porch lamp 1.00

01:41:31 I turn into an owl 1.00

01:41:33 you'll watch someone eat their dinner

01:41:35 oh yeah 1.00

01:41:36 bro yeah I would get fucking dude yeah 0.99

01:41:39 I should have known I was gonna be fucked up when I was doing 0.99

01:41:41 all that peeping Tom shit when I was a kid 0.99

01:41:43 I'd be over there just watching people be families 0.94

01:41:47 and stuff 0.99

01:41:48 fucking look at them 1.00

01:41:52 and mom would be like what do you want for Christmas 1.00

01:41:54 are like the neighbors. 1.00

01:41:55 I want to fucking be like them. 0.99

01:41:59 That was it, man. 0.99

01:42:01 No weed.

01:42:02 Don't hit my weed.

01:42:05 We'll show Nick can hit it. 1.00

01:42:07 He's the fucking, he likes it. 1.00

01:42:08 Come on, Nick. 1.00

01:42:09 Give me that.

01:42:09 Let me hand it to Nick.

01:42:10 Nick, meet me halfway, brother.

01:42:12 Come on.

01:42:13 We'll call it a day, bro.

01:42:15 Yeah, for sure.

01:42:16 Thank you guys, bro.

01:42:17 The names.

01:42:18 Oh, yeah.

01:42:18 The name, bro.

01:42:19 The name. 1.00

01:42:20 I fucking got a secondhand high for God. 1.00

01:42:22 I forgot. 0.99

01:42:23 Bro, that's why I can't smoke it, too.

01:42:25 This is fun.

01:42:26 It got fun.

01:42:27 It got fun right now, honey.

01:42:31 It been fun, but it got fun.

01:42:33 Oh, it got great, bro.

01:42:34 This will go down in his...

01:42:36 This will be on his headstone

01:42:37 in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

01:42:40 I got knocked out by Nate Diaz's weed.

01:42:43 That'll be it.

01:42:45 Nate Diaz put me to sleep.

01:42:49 Took a nap.

01:42:50 All right. 1.00

01:42:51 The names are, your character is, fuck, I forgot that weed fucking hit me, I think. 0.99

01:43:00 I want to be Bart Williams. 0.99

01:43:02 You do?

01:43:03 Yeah.

01:43:04 Okay.

01:43:04 Call me Bart Williams.

01:43:06 All right.

01:43:07 And you got to give Chris a name.

01:43:08 I like this.

01:43:09 Hold on.

01:43:10 Do you have one or I got one for you?

01:43:12 Do you guys have names or anything?

01:43:14 I'm going to allow them.

01:43:15 I like that.

01:43:15 You can decide.

01:43:16 Bart Williams is your character.

01:43:17 I like Bart Williams.

01:43:18 I like that.

01:43:18 you know who you are

01:43:21 let me think of something

01:43:23 who would you think

01:43:25 he's Billy Williams

01:43:26 Billy Williams

01:43:28 gay brothers 0.97

01:43:30 yeah that's a good one

01:43:32 one was a super G and he passed away

01:43:36 was he really 0.99

01:43:37 yeah those guys were fucking those guys 0.99

01:43:40 who we were in that video 0.98

01:43:41 they were the real guys

01:43:43 shout out to them

01:43:47 Are they from Stockton?

01:43:48 I didn't expect to give them a name, but yes.

01:43:50 Stockton, Marotta, 209.

01:43:51 Amen, bro.

01:43:52 Marotta, 209.

01:43:54 Respect to them, bro.

01:43:55 They will be on the credits in the movie.

01:43:57 That's going to be the names.

01:43:58 I like that.

01:43:59 They'll be on the screen.

01:44:00 You guys will be able to see it.

01:44:01 So shout out to Bart and Billy Williams.

01:44:04 Blessings to you guys.

01:44:06 And thank you guys so much.

01:44:07 Nate and Chris will be there to watch the card.

01:44:11 And just appreciate you guys' time.

01:44:13 And all the entertainment, bro.

01:44:15 I appreciate you.

01:44:16 All the entertainment.

01:44:17 Hey, back at you.

01:44:18 Thank you, bro.

01:44:19 Hey, love.

01:44:20 Thanks for having us on.

01:44:21 Thanks for having us on the movie.

01:44:22 This podcast was a blast.

01:44:24 And supporting always.

01:44:26 You the man.

01:44:26 And I want that rematch between Ernie Reyes and Bobby Lee.

01:44:29 Can we set that up?

01:44:30 Yeah.

01:44:31 All right.

01:44:31 Bobby?

01:44:31 Bobby Lee's the man.

01:44:33 Bobby Lee's cool, man.

01:44:34 He's funny.

01:44:35 It's time for an Asian off, though. 1.00

01:44:36 Let's see who's really.

01:44:37 Let's do another podcast in a few months with them. 1.00

01:44:40 Let's see who's really about this shit. 0.99

01:44:43 We're going to Bobby on this side of Ernie. 0.99

01:44:44 Calm down.

01:44:46 that'd be sick 0.86

01:44:47 yeah bro

01:44:48 that's good man

01:44:51 I love

01:44:51 chill man

01:44:52 thank you guys

01:44:53 now I'm just

01:44:55 floating on the breeze

01:44:56 and I feel

01:44:57 I'm falling

01:44:58 like these leaves

01:44:59 I must be

01:45:00 cornerstone

01:45:02 oh

01:45:05 but when I reach

01:45:06 that ground

01:45:07 I'll share this

01:45:08 peace of mind

01:45:09 I found

01:45:10 I can feel it

01:45:11 in my bones

01:45:13 but it's gonna

01:45:15 I'll tell you.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 31, 2026

#649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

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