This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

00:00:00.000 Just a reminder that tickets for Busboys, the movie with myself and David Spade are on sale right now.

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00:00:13.820 But if you get tickets now, it'll show the movie theaters that we're going to sell them or that they are selling.

00:00:19.800 And then we can expand to more theaters.

00:00:22.440 So if you know when you're going to go and you can support, that would be great.

00:00:27.280 And no pressure if you can't.

00:00:29.040 Again, the pre-sale tickets are available, busboysmovie.com.

00:00:34.640 I'm excited.

00:00:35.680 Thank you.

00:00:37.380 I'll be doing a show in Nashville Wednesday, April 15th at the Ryman.

00:00:43.080 It's the last theater stage I will be on practicing for the Netflix taping.

00:00:49.720 So if you want to come out to that, it's the return of the rat still.

00:00:53.760 But I promise you, the rat has almost returned, and he's returned.

00:00:59.300 So, yeah, that's it.

00:01:00.880 April 15th at the Ryman.

00:01:02.800 I'm looking forward to it.

00:01:04.120 TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R.

00:01:09.320 Today's guests are two of the realest fellows you'll ever meet.

00:01:12.660 Woo-woo!

00:01:14.220 They're fighters, MMA artists, and now they're actors.

00:01:19.880 Those are my words, not theirs.

00:01:21.880 One of them is one of the most beloved athletes in UFC history.

00:01:25.500 His fight with Mike Perry is the highlight of the upcoming May 16th Netflix fight card.

00:01:30.800 And he's joined by his friend and fellow fighter from Stockton 209, Mr. Chris Avila, who fights Brandon Jenkins on the same card.

00:01:41.160 Ladies and gentlemen, we got Nate Diaz and Chris Avila.

00:01:51.180 And I will find a song

00:01:54.580 I've been singing

00:01:55.780 So I can't believe you

00:02:03.620 So you're opening a restaurant?

00:02:07.500 I'm opening

00:02:08.380 Yeah, I'm going to open a restaurant

00:02:10.040 Where I live

00:02:10.960 I'm not opening

00:02:12.440 I got some people opening up

00:02:14.040 Yeah

00:02:14.500 It's just going to have options

00:02:16.740 Like same thing a regular restaurant has

00:02:19.600 but with vegan and gluten-free options also.

00:02:23.060 Oh, damn.

00:02:24.160 Do you eat vegan?

00:02:25.740 Yeah, I like vegan.

00:02:27.780 I'm not full vegan, but yeah, I'm mainly vegan.

00:02:30.720 Lentils?

00:02:31.120 You eat a lot of lentils and stuff like that?

00:02:32.420 Or what do y'all eat nowadays?

00:02:33.340 Yeah, I eat all vegan food, but I eat seafood as well.

00:02:39.140 And I eat eggs too.

00:02:40.580 I love fucking seafood, boy.

00:02:42.000 If I was in the ocean, bro, I think I wouldn't mind it

00:02:44.160 because I know I do like seafood.

00:02:46.020 Yeah, it's the best.

00:02:46.820 but anyway

00:02:48.000 thank you guys

00:02:49.240 for coming in bro

00:02:49.860 you guys are fucking

00:02:50.500 only three hours late dude

00:02:51.720 you guys

00:02:52.860 you both

00:02:53.440 you guys

00:02:54.420 you got the only dude

00:02:57.020 that

00:02:57.340 y'all were later to Boosie

00:02:58.600 is the only guy

00:02:59.180 that really been late

00:02:59.960 so when y'all are later

00:03:00.920 than a black guy bro

00:03:02.420 that was

00:03:03.680 fucking late

00:03:05.320 but

00:03:06.540 we were waiting

00:03:08.080 come on now

00:03:09.740 does he say this

00:03:12.180 remember when they were

00:03:14.040 trying to cut off

00:03:14.800 that on

00:03:15.360 somebody's kid.

00:03:17.660 Talking about his kid going like

00:03:19.560 transgender. He's like, nah, come on, dog.

00:03:21.620 Come on, dog.

00:03:24.360 He's like 12.

00:03:26.200 Oh, yeah, I think they're talking about Dwayne Wade.

00:03:27.720 Oh, his own kid.

00:03:29.040 Dwayne Wade's kid.

00:03:30.300 He ain't there yet.

00:03:32.000 They got into it about that.

00:03:34.000 They got into it, huh?

00:03:36.260 Yeah, they got into it.

00:03:37.860 I support Boozy.

00:03:40.220 I support Boozy, yeah.

00:03:41.560 Yeah, that was one of the best episodes.

00:03:43.580 we had to have a big bag of weed for him

00:03:45.440 and we had to have like a lot of weed

00:03:48.000 for when Boosie came.

00:03:50.600 Two pounds in specific

00:03:51.660 kinds. Like, I was on a scavenger hunt.

00:03:54.720 Yeah, they had like...

00:03:55.840 Hello?

00:03:57.160 Hey.

00:03:58.780 Tell these we need two pounds of weed.

00:04:01.840 Maybe it's getting boozy.

00:04:03.200 Yeah, tell them three.

00:04:05.540 We should be good.

00:04:08.540 We'll make sure, bro.

00:04:09.680 Thank you guys for coming in, man.

00:04:11.020 Thanks for having us.

00:04:12.060 Where did you guys even meet each other at?

00:04:14.940 The gym

00:04:15.580 Did I meet you at the gym?

00:04:18.020 No, I met you at the

00:04:19.020 24 hour

00:04:20.420 Tent and windows

00:04:22.200 Yeah, yeah

00:04:23.160 Tent and windows

00:04:24.020 My dad had a tent shop in Stockton

00:04:26.380 And then he got his tent

00:04:28.240 His truck tended

00:04:29.640 My dad tended his truck

00:04:31.260 And that's where we met

00:04:33.540 My dad's shop

00:04:34.360 And he was like 15 or 14 or something like that

00:04:37.580 I was finding and shit

00:04:39.480 His dad

00:04:40.580 I was getting my windows tinted in my truck, and I went to pick it up, and him and I think

00:04:46.240 your brother was there?

00:04:47.620 I think it was just me and my dad and Ernie.

00:04:49.340 Yeah, and we all took pictures.

00:04:51.040 Ernie Reyes?

00:04:51.860 No, the guy back home.

00:04:53.400 He's a sponsor.

00:04:54.800 E-Rod.

00:04:55.480 Shout out to E-Rod.

00:04:56.540 Let's go.

00:04:58.020 He was the guy who sold me the Honda Civic when I went for a Cadillac when I was a kid.

00:05:03.480 He's my first sponsor, though.

00:05:04.840 He's the man.

00:05:05.480 He's cool.

00:05:06.280 He sponsored your fights early?

00:05:07.260 my first fights

00:05:08.800 and my brother's fights too

00:05:09.940 when we were young

00:05:10.660 and

00:05:11.160 he always take care of us

00:05:13.120 with cars

00:05:13.900 and

00:05:14.220 my whole family's cars

00:05:15.940 and stuff like that

00:05:16.840 so he was the man

00:05:17.660 and then I was like

00:05:18.320 I need my windows to him

00:05:19.120 and he was like

00:05:19.320 yeah I got you

00:05:19.940 and he called his dad

00:05:20.820 and then

00:05:21.740 that's where I came

00:05:22.380 to pick my car up

00:05:23.200 and they were all there

00:05:23.860 and then he came

00:05:25.580 to train with me

00:05:26.420 because

00:05:27.240 I think his dad

00:05:28.480 was talking to my brother

00:05:29.120 he's like

00:05:29.360 I have my son boxes

00:05:30.260 he wants to come train

00:05:31.160 with you guys

00:05:31.700 so he came in

00:05:32.380 to spar with my brother

00:05:33.340 and then

00:05:33.920 he came in to spar

00:05:34.860 with my brother

00:05:35.260 Nick introduced me

00:05:36.540 to him again him and yeah this uh eddie's son and then we started training together after that

00:05:43.420 because y'all talk about stockton a lot what is it about stockton that gives it that grit do you

00:05:49.180 feel like because you guys always you know i mean you guys kind of represent the 209 i don't know

00:05:53.340 if there's any other fighter that represents like a place as much as people correlate you guys with

00:05:58.380 Stockton yeah well that's just where we come from and uh everything started there and that's

00:06:07.500 the core baby you gotta ref where you're from I think I think uh I had Yancey Maderos come out

00:06:14.280 from Hawaii one time to train with us and he started training with us and he's like yeah

00:06:18.620 and then and he was telling me all about how I was asking about Hawaii and growing up there and

00:06:23.940 And I was just like, that's, I was interested.

00:06:27.060 I was like, that's cool.

00:06:29.600 Yeah, like, you're like a, you're like a, yeah, there's my boy right there.

00:06:32.860 And then he's telling me all about all kinds of stuff that I,

00:06:36.040 culture that I knew nothing about.

00:06:38.500 And I was like, that's badass, dude.

00:06:40.440 And then we're talking and he was like, yeah, 209,

00:06:43.980 because he's a soldier.

00:06:45.460 He was down with us.

00:06:46.780 And I was like, bro, you need to like tell people where you come from

00:06:50.340 and represent all that shit.

00:06:51.500 Because it's like, I could listen to it all day.

00:06:53.900 I'm like, if people see you as the fighter,

00:06:57.720 if they could hear what you're about, dude, you're a rock star.

00:07:02.900 So I'm like, you should be.

00:07:03.980 And I feel like that about anybody because it's interesting

00:07:05.780 where people come from.

00:07:07.280 So he kind of put you on that kind of energy a little bit?

00:07:10.060 No, that's just a thought I had off of where I come from.

00:07:12.620 I'm like, yeah.

00:07:13.140 I don't know.

00:07:13.380 That's where I come from.

00:07:14.200 That's what it is.

00:07:14.960 That's what you see is what you get, what you come from.

00:07:18.580 That's the core.

00:07:19.400 and wherever you go

00:07:21.760 I think it comes from the core

00:07:23.040 of where you're from

00:07:24.500 what you do

00:07:24.920 not to get all deep and shit

00:07:26.380 but that's fucking tight

00:07:27.380 you know what I'm saying

00:07:27.920 yeah it's important

00:07:28.680 people draw where they're from

00:07:30.200 and you see them too

00:07:31.200 and you know

00:07:31.820 like we see you

00:07:32.940 and you're like

00:07:33.540 New Orleans dude

00:07:36.160 you know what I'm saying

00:07:36.740 right New Orleans

00:07:37.580 yeah

00:07:37.940 yeah Louisiana

00:07:38.920 that's my place

00:07:39.480 and that's cool

00:07:40.000 that's different than

00:07:41.040 just people standing there

00:07:42.160 like yo

00:07:42.580 whatever

00:07:43.700 well who are you dude

00:07:45.640 that's a New Orleans dude

00:07:47.200 right there

00:07:47.700 so I think that my

00:07:49.140 Mike, where do you come from with?

00:07:51.320 There it is, 209.

00:07:52.280 What's popping?

00:07:52.980 That's it.

00:07:53.560 Let's go.

00:07:54.140 That's it.

00:07:55.940 How did the Stockton slap start?

00:07:57.700 How did that start?

00:07:58.900 My brother was slapping people in the UFC the whole time.

00:08:02.940 Was that Robbie Lawler?

00:08:03.940 Yeah, he slapped Robbie Lawler.

00:08:05.660 That's the second fight in the UFC.

00:08:08.180 Wow.

00:08:10.580 In the mainstream, that's where it came from.

00:08:13.020 That's it.

00:08:14.160 He started it.

00:08:15.540 And that's Robbie Lawler.

00:08:17.460 so it's like bro you just smacked that fool that's crazy yeah robbie's a fucking boss dude look at

00:08:22.660 it's crazy to see how young he was there too um i've seen people just get slapped growing up like

00:08:28.120 bam and scaring the life out of people and no fight even happened and been like man

00:08:32.000 you just owned somebody with a slap so it's like yeah i just slapped this honky one time at a uh

00:08:37.780 pizza spot

00:08:38.840 for what

00:08:40.740 yeah

00:08:41.720 what'd he do

00:08:42.920 it was just

00:08:44.020 shit it kind of

00:08:44.760 escalated in there

00:08:45.860 his energy

00:08:46.460 was kind of

00:08:47.000 saying stuff

00:08:47.520 and I could tell

00:08:48.140 he knew that it was

00:08:49.000 like

00:08:49.700 that I didn't like it

00:08:51.440 you know what I'm saying

00:08:52.540 and I think once

00:08:53.460 you put off that energy

00:08:54.320 like I don't really

00:08:54.980 I don't like what you're saying

00:08:56.200 if somebody

00:08:56.580 keeps going

00:08:57.180 yeah

00:08:57.440 and he was with this girl bro

00:08:59.440 and I just had to

00:09:00.000 pull him up

00:09:00.780 oh good

00:09:01.640 and my friends

00:09:03.420 still talk bro

00:09:04.200 and I think I was

00:09:04.900 fucking scared

00:09:05.680 it's almost like

00:09:06.480 a nice gesture too

00:09:07.560 it's like bro

00:09:08.240 I don't like when I see, like, I don't know where, like, someone get murked right in front of you and hit his head.

00:09:15.920 I'm like, bro, you just killed that guy, bro.

00:09:17.800 I'm like, hey, it's a warning, bitch, get the fuck out of my face.

00:09:20.180 Yeah.

00:09:20.620 So it's nice.

00:09:22.300 Yeah.

00:09:23.740 It's nice.

00:09:24.060 It's nice to say you could be a bitch or now you could get melted because you're coming back and you can shut up or get it.

00:09:29.940 So that's it.

00:09:31.200 That's it.

00:09:32.080 It's like a warning flare.

00:09:33.600 It is like a shut up, bitch.

00:09:35.800 I could have just slapped you

00:09:37.200 But I'm gonna slap you

00:09:38.240 And give you a chance

00:09:39.260 And I ain't walking around

00:09:40.480 Slapping

00:09:40.760 I'm just saying

00:09:41.360 I'm being rude like that

00:09:43.260 You know what I'm saying

00:09:43.740 You need a little slap

00:09:45.480 Get out of my face

00:09:46.420 You can't feel it

00:09:48.040 Here it is

00:09:48.900 Yeah

00:09:49.160 And I think it's just

00:09:51.120 It was like a moment of like

00:09:52.400 I'm not afraid to have

00:09:53.840 A little bit of energy

00:09:54.520 If we need to have it here today

00:09:55.860 Yeah

00:09:56.260 Which a lot of times

00:09:57.360 Damn you're a G bro

00:09:58.520 You gotta slap that motherfucker

00:10:01.400 I'm taking your shit

00:10:04.060 Bro I slapped him

00:10:05.060 And then I stood there and waited for a fucking medium pizza, dude.

00:10:08.340 And I was like, dude, do not say medium pizza when you hand it.

00:10:11.400 I don't want people to know I ordered a medium, bro, because I was feeling it.

00:10:14.820 This XL.

00:10:16.600 That's all right.

00:10:17.300 Anybody else need a slap?

00:10:19.880 I got you.

00:10:20.640 The dude's like, medium sausage, bro.

00:10:23.180 And I was like, oh, medium sausage, bro.

00:10:26.200 Sorry to slap that guy, everybody.

00:10:27.960 This extra large.

00:10:30.540 And I was like, bro, that's the last thing you want to hear somebody say,

00:10:33.840 and you go and accept them.

00:10:35.060 Because I've been dealing with medium sausage my whole life, bro.

00:10:37.940 You know what I'm saying, bro?

00:10:39.320 But that's another conversation, dude.

00:10:41.580 What, outside, like, outside of, like, you guys' energy in Stockton,

00:10:46.060 what else does Stockton have?

00:10:47.260 Like, what else do people do there that's, like, kind of a joke?

00:10:50.000 Like, does Stockton have a zoo?

00:10:52.000 It does have a zoo.

00:10:52.760 Yeah.

00:10:53.240 No, that's a load.

00:10:54.500 Mickey's Grove.

00:10:56.060 This is pretty good.

00:10:57.540 Yeah.

00:10:58.420 Yep.

00:10:58.960 They got birds, squirrels.

00:11:02.340 There's a golf course next to it, though.

00:11:03.840 Hey, Mickey Grove, step your game up.

00:11:06.580 We need a tiger.

00:11:07.480 They got monkeys there.

00:11:08.660 Oh, shit.

00:11:09.180 That bitch looks like Trump.

00:11:10.160 Look at that.

00:11:10.460 We need a lion.

00:11:11.440 There used to be a bear.

00:11:12.840 My grandma lived like a mile away, and we could always, in the morning,

00:11:15.820 you'd hear the seals in the morning.

00:11:18.940 You could hear them from my grandma's house.

00:11:20.820 Really?

00:11:21.320 Yeah, you could hear them my whole life.

00:11:22.340 He said it looked like Trump.

00:11:23.600 Oh, that's dope, dude.

00:11:25.140 Got a Trump monkey.

00:11:26.560 Was your family pretty close up there?

00:11:27.960 It seemed like a lot of family type of energy up there, is it?

00:11:33.080 Yeah, I got a bunch of family in Stockton, yeah.

00:11:36.440 Do they travel with you to the fights or no?

00:11:40.160 To the fights?

00:11:41.280 Like when you fight a big fight?

00:11:43.160 Everybody's invited.

00:11:45.200 I'm always like, what the hell is everybody at?

00:11:46.940 But I don't go and fight.

00:11:48.280 I don't, like, fighting is a crazy thing.

00:11:50.980 Everybody's like, I don't invite people to my fights,

00:11:54.560 but it's a public location.

00:11:57.000 They're invited.

00:11:58.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:59.600 Fuck, you ain't at the fight.

00:12:00.900 I've never been in one year fight

00:12:02.180 well why not

00:12:03.120 I think people get offended at me

00:12:07.620 for not bringing them to a fight

00:12:09.480 I'm like bro come on

00:12:10.720 I gotta fight somebody

00:12:12.780 you know the risk of that

00:12:14.440 please come

00:12:16.600 I want you to

00:12:17.640 I'm just like yo

00:12:19.060 it's open to public

00:12:19.820 pull up if you want to pull up

00:12:21.000 I don't give a fuck

00:12:21.660 so if you guys became

00:12:25.240 friends around 15

00:12:26.700 did y'all go do shit together

00:12:28.020 did y'all go to y'all's first con

00:12:29.280 like i'm older than him though oh you are so yeah i met him and he came in and then he could

00:12:34.840 fucking box i was like this kid lizzie he could box and then so we started he came in to train

00:12:40.380 with nick i seen him box when they can do really good i like and then and then i was like that's

00:12:46.400 cool and he came and started working at and then uh and then i seen him without even knowing i came

00:12:52.240 to jiu-jitsu class i'm training with everybody and then he comes up to me and we start training

00:12:55.720 jiu-jitsu too that's what i'm talking about i think i was in high school because where i'm from

00:13:01.280 like a lot of the boxer kids and everywhere is that boxers are boxers and jiu-jitsu but then

00:13:09.520 i'm like i was like oh a little boxer kid well that's because he's fine amateur and stuff and

00:13:13.660 i was like and when he did jiu-jitsu i was like hey when he did jiu-jitsu hey respect and then

00:13:19.100 we became training partners and homies and he was there more than everybody else so i was like

00:13:24.020 that's my guy

00:13:24.820 that's it

00:13:25.800 my old boy

00:13:26.900 did you learn

00:13:28.380 from him

00:13:28.800 like or

00:13:29.380 what did you learn

00:13:30.000 from Nate

00:13:30.980 when you got first

00:13:32.140 yeah he cracked me

00:13:32.980 in the face

00:13:33.580 and I was like

00:13:33.980 what are you doing

00:13:34.780 tomorrow

00:13:35.220 we're sparring

00:13:36.280 again at 5

00:13:37.240 so that's how

00:13:39.840 I kicked off

00:13:40.440 with me and him

00:13:40.940 I was bugging

00:13:41.620 his brother

00:13:42.040 all the time

00:13:42.540 because I was texting

00:13:43.280 he put me in

00:13:44.480 and then he was like

00:13:45.440 go spar my brother

00:13:46.340 and so I was

00:13:47.220 always texting Nick

00:13:48.040 like hey what's up

00:13:48.740 can I come back

00:13:49.320 and train

00:13:49.700 he's like yeah

00:13:50.820 go in there

00:13:52.240 at this time

00:13:52.960 and go spar my brother

00:13:54.000 and then

00:13:54.560 like I was in high school

00:13:55.660 so I would just leave

00:13:56.640 leave class and go

00:13:57.780 and he was

00:13:58.520 he already

00:13:59.560 what you

00:14:00.320 I was like 24

00:14:01.240 other than UFC and stuff

00:14:02.720 oh you was a damn adult bro

00:14:03.920 that's fucking grooming bro

00:14:05.300 that's funny

00:14:07.460 so yeah

00:14:09.020 that's fucking

00:14:10.520 grooming bro

00:14:11.680 you fucking bringing

00:14:12.340 those youngsters in

00:14:13.180 but you just respected

00:14:14.200 his talent so much huh

00:14:15.340 yeah well he

00:14:15.980 he had

00:14:16.940 a lot of people

00:14:17.720 ain't got it

00:14:18.540 dude what 15 year old

00:14:20.080 would fight a fucking 20

00:14:21.000 me

00:14:21.640 that's crazy

00:14:22.100 yeah

00:14:22.420 I did the same thing

00:14:24.120 When I was 15

00:14:24.920 I saw

00:14:25.560 And I met him

00:14:26.280 I'm like

00:14:26.620 Come on

00:14:27.320 You like me

00:14:27.900 Let's go

00:14:28.720 That's it

00:14:29.500 That's it

00:14:30.500 Yeah but

00:14:31.640 We didn't talk about it

00:14:33.000 It just was like that

00:14:34.020 Yeah it was just it

00:14:34.620 I don't think we ever

00:14:35.840 Even talked about it

00:14:36.880 That's how it went down

00:14:38.180 But he was fighting consistently

00:14:40.000 Didn't you amateur fighting

00:14:41.260 Like

00:14:41.800 Yeah I was always fighting

00:14:43.140 I was fighting like every weekend

00:14:44.180 Oh so you were fighting

00:14:44.800 So yeah

00:14:45.320 I was almost 18

00:14:46.640 I was like 16, 17

00:14:48.080 So would you go corner him

00:14:49.920 And shit like that

00:14:50.440 Or it wasn't

00:14:50.780 No not that

00:14:51.820 he had a boxing coach

00:14:53.560 and he was boxing

00:14:54.700 let's not pull up

00:14:55.620 the pro fights

00:14:56.400 but

00:14:56.800 we got fucked up records

00:14:59.480 but we ain't been

00:15:00.180 finished by nobody

00:15:01.080 and we've been fighting

00:15:01.880 top competition

00:15:02.760 the whole time

00:15:03.600 so it's like

00:15:04.360 fuck a record

00:15:06.020 in MMA or boxing

00:15:07.800 you've never been finished

00:15:08.720 no

00:15:09.240 yeah either one of you guys

00:15:10.300 no

00:15:10.880 I got

00:15:11.380 they gave me a TKO

00:15:13.060 against

00:15:13.840 Josh Thompson

00:15:14.800 one time

00:15:15.360 but

00:15:15.640 it was like

00:15:17.280 I'm chasing him around

00:15:18.200 he's scared for his life

00:15:19.260 I feel like

00:15:19.860 and he wants to fight me

00:15:21.400 now

00:15:21.580 He's like, oh, he's calling me out.

00:15:23.200 He's a podcaster.

00:15:24.360 He's calling me out.

00:15:25.340 I'm like, bro, who really won?

00:15:27.900 Like, I never beat nobody and then been like, I want a rematch.

00:15:32.660 Suck my date.

00:15:34.680 How about that?

00:15:36.220 What was, uh.

00:15:37.040 Supposed to bring you back to life?

00:15:38.720 Keep podcasting, my boy.

00:15:40.780 Chris, who got the closest to finishing if there was somebody that got close in one of them?

00:15:45.340 Eddie.

00:15:46.780 My brother.

00:15:47.580 No.

00:15:48.460 Really?

00:15:49.600 No.

00:15:50.160 Is your brother tough?

00:15:51.080 nah he's my older brother yeah he grew up fighting that's how i wanted i wanted to fight because he's

00:15:55.680 always fighting and shit sorry about that like at school and stuff yeah he's not a fighter is that

00:15:59.820 why you kind of got into it you think yeah because he was a fucking he was always fighting does he

00:16:04.200 still fight no he didn't he never fought like professionally or anything but yeah he was a

00:16:08.400 little gangster at at the house so i was like what's up i want to fight he always come home

00:16:12.760 with stories and shit yeah it is funny like brothers want to do kind of what brother you

00:16:17.920 If you're a younger brother, you want to do what your brother does, you know?

00:16:21.960 And sometimes your brother will quit doing that shit like two weeks later,

00:16:24.720 and you just will keep doing it the rest of your life, bro.

00:16:28.760 Who fought first in your family?

00:16:30.700 Was it you or Nick?

00:16:32.520 Oh, Nick's been fighting since I'm a little kid laughing and shit.

00:16:35.560 Like, what the hell is going on?

00:16:36.640 Why are you fighting people?

00:16:38.160 Nick's been a fighter his whole life.

00:16:40.280 My brother led the way.

00:16:43.300 he was uh dude the first actually the first diaz i ever met was nick see if you have that

00:16:49.440 i know new york podcast right yeah on opie uh on the opie show i seen that i seen that recently

00:16:55.140 and i'm like fuck i didn't know you were around then that was a long time ago yeah it was almost

00:17:00.060 10 years ago now i think when was that you didn't even have the hair yet uh-uh dude i was so scared

00:17:04.880 too bro because they brought in like a fucking fighter bro i've just recently watched that i

00:17:09.460 Like, I don't remember that.

00:17:10.960 And a fighter who I knew his name, yeah.

00:17:13.820 I was, like, one of the first American black belts under a Gracie

00:17:17.440 or something like that, like, back, you know, way back.

00:17:19.420 Yeah, like, I've had my black belt for a long time.

00:17:21.740 And it's a big deal.

00:17:23.120 I mean, like, it's not, like, I haven't given anybody any belts.

00:17:26.200 You know what I mean?

00:17:26.480 And who are these, you know, these people passing around belts,

00:17:29.200 like, it's a, you know, I'm like, go win a competition with that belt.

00:17:31.360 Let's see how you do.

00:17:32.200 It's not going to happen.

00:17:33.280 You know what I mean?

00:17:34.180 Like, it takes a long time.

00:17:36.300 I think Lugus is the only guy to make too much.

00:17:37.940 go and do uh uh boxing like traditional they're gonna do kickboxing and that's just gonna be

00:17:45.660 enough for them and then they want to go home to their nice wife and nice life and they've got a

00:17:48.500 whole bunch of other stuff to worry about i'm over here miles uh jiu-jitsu pro boxing kickboxing

00:17:55.640 and judo and and sambo and i'm doing all of it taking all of it into consideration

00:18:01.320 and always have.

00:18:02.720 What about Jump, bro?

00:18:04.100 Damn, I look fucking homosexual in that bitch, bro.

00:18:07.580 No, I just saw that.

00:18:08.900 I'm like, damn, deal with him.

00:18:09.840 Because I remember the interview.

00:18:10.920 I didn't remember you were in it.

00:18:12.480 Yeah.

00:18:13.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:14.860 I don't remember I was in it either.

00:18:16.080 Is that the guy from fucking...

00:18:17.480 That's in New York, right?

00:18:18.660 Yeah.

00:18:19.920 That was in the building where they also had

00:18:21.380 Howard Stern was in the same building as Opie.

00:18:23.440 And they're like...

00:18:23.760 Is that where Shady 45 is?

00:18:25.340 I did one in there too, I think.

00:18:26.740 Yeah.

00:18:27.380 Yeah, right?

00:18:27.560 And you go through the hall.

00:18:28.440 There's just a bunch of them in the windows and stuff.

00:18:30.420 I did a podcast, I was telling them earlier,

00:18:33.540 I did a podcast with Everlast in there.

00:18:36.800 Did they have you guys freestyle rapping and shit?

00:18:38.600 No, no, no.

00:18:40.240 It was Shady 45 and it was Everlast.

00:18:43.520 And I was sitting there and Nick brought me there.

00:18:45.480 It was me and Nick in there together.

00:18:47.200 And I'm sitting there and I'm like, why am I sitting by Everlast?

00:18:50.740 I shouldn't be by this motherfucker.

00:18:52.900 Because I was fucking on Eminem's side.

00:18:59.220 Oh, you had a different promotion?

00:19:01.540 No.

00:19:02.120 You know Eminem dissed on Everlast back then?

00:19:05.620 And I was like, bro, I don't know if Eminem would be cool me being here like this.

00:19:09.460 I don't think I should be here.

00:19:11.160 What the fuck we doing with Everlast?

00:19:12.920 Because he was dissing Everlast hard on things.

00:19:15.000 And me and Eminem fucking are homies.

00:19:17.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:17.720 Really?

00:19:18.220 No, I don't know him.

00:19:19.100 I never met him in my life.

00:19:20.760 But I was committed.

00:19:21.900 I was like, bro, but I was doing the music all day.

00:19:24.280 So I was like, I'm on his side.

00:19:26.080 And then we're talking and then they're asking questions.

00:19:28.300 And I'm just sitting there and they ask me something.

00:19:29.780 And I'm like, are you cool with Eminem now or what?

00:19:34.760 He's like, yeah, man, come on.

00:19:36.640 What do you think?

00:19:37.320 He's like, we're on Shady 45.

00:19:38.880 All right, right.

00:19:39.880 I think I was like, bringing up a beef that happened five, ten years ago.

00:19:44.700 I was like, I shouldn't have asked him that.

00:19:46.120 I was young, though.

00:19:46.860 And I was like, I shouldn't have asked him that.

00:19:47.640 Dude, what shit you do, bro?

00:19:49.040 I remember one time.

00:19:50.220 I was on Eminem's side, though.

00:19:51.840 At least you were on his side, too.

00:19:54.040 Like, you were a real ball for it.

00:19:54.780 And now I love Eminem.

00:19:55.320 I did like Eminem every last, but when he started this one,

00:19:57.640 Like, no more Everlast for me.

00:19:59.660 But now I like Everlast.

00:20:00.980 And he was always cool, too.

00:20:02.120 I met him a few times.

00:20:03.420 You met Eminem?

00:20:04.480 No, I'm talking about Everlast.

00:20:05.260 I never met Eminem.

00:20:06.380 You never met him.

00:20:07.660 Damn, dude.

00:20:08.160 He rapped about me in a song, though.

00:20:09.880 Yeah, what song was it?

00:20:10.940 I forget the name of the song, but he...

00:20:13.220 Yo, Cap, I know you out there.

00:20:14.580 Send me the song with...

00:20:16.140 I forget the name of it.

00:20:17.960 It was a new song.

00:20:19.260 Here we go right there.

00:20:20.180 And he rapped about me.

00:20:22.820 And God's my alias, so if I don't have faith in me,

00:20:25.080 then it basically makes me an atheist.

00:20:26.440 Nick Diaz got the world by the tracheas in a chokehold and a sleeper.

00:20:32.100 Dang, bro.

00:20:32.920 That's crazy.

00:20:34.160 Bro, that's crazy.

00:20:35.400 I made it.

00:20:36.720 It's all I needed in life.

00:20:38.900 It all came back.

00:20:40.500 It all circled back.

00:20:41.220 I gained Bane on Everlast, and then we made it.

00:20:45.720 That's wild, bro.

00:20:46.740 Bane on Everlast.

00:20:48.020 Did you ever get to – have you ever gotten to meet him?

00:20:50.500 Hey, shout out to Everlast, too.

00:20:52.240 I like Everlast.

00:20:53.480 I mean, we see each other.

00:20:55.200 We're like, whatever, every time.

00:20:57.160 Oh, Everlast is a person?

00:20:58.580 Everlast.

00:20:58.940 It's a music group.

00:21:00.820 Yeah, it's a music group.

00:21:02.120 Is that what it's like?

00:21:03.460 Yeah, you'll know what it is.

00:21:04.440 I got you.

00:21:05.460 I was thinking about Evanescence, I think.

00:21:07.520 No, Everlast.

00:21:10.220 He was thinking about Evanescence.

00:21:11.700 No, I was thinking about the fucking boxing.

00:21:15.760 The boxing rap?

00:21:17.780 That's Everlast.

00:21:18.820 That's Everlast.

00:21:20.040 And I was sitting there.

00:21:21.200 Hey, this song was on in my head, too.

00:21:23.060 And I'm sitting there next to Everlast,

00:21:24.780 and Nick's talking to the interview.

00:21:25.700 I'm like, what the fuck we doing in here, man?

00:21:29.780 And on the real, I only went there because we were doing an interview on Shady, 45.

00:21:34.000 I'm like, sick.

00:21:35.040 And it was everlasting.

00:21:35.860 I was like, man, I shouldn't be here.

00:21:39.860 Huh?

00:21:40.380 Turn it off?

00:21:41.520 Oh, yeah, because the audio stopped.

00:21:42.920 We ain't got the trademark for that.

00:21:44.460 What jobs did y'all have before fighting took over for you that was heavy?

00:21:50.900 Did y'all have work?

00:21:51.700 Did y'all have employment?

00:21:53.120 Or were y'all like...

00:21:55.700 I sold weed.

00:21:59.580 I worked at a burger spot, too.

00:22:01.800 I was just telling them I worked at a place called Bunden Burger.

00:22:05.780 I used to barbecue tri-tips.

00:22:07.240 I was probably 14 years old.

00:22:08.460 And my brother started training with this guy, Steve Heath,

00:22:11.280 and his brother, Gary, who trained a little bit,

00:22:14.440 he worked next to the gym at this burger spot,

00:22:17.240 and he got me a job with him.

00:22:19.080 And he worked inside, ran in a restaurant,

00:22:21.060 and I barbecued across the parking lot on the grill.

00:22:23.680 and then

00:22:25.360 when people hit me up

00:22:26.320 for a dub

00:22:26.760 or an eighth or something

00:22:27.660 but I pull up to the spot

00:22:28.920 so they pull up to the barbecue

00:22:29.840 and I drop

00:22:30.540 on my eighth

00:22:31.800 flip a tri-tip

00:22:33.320 go inside

00:22:33.860 and make a cheeseburger

00:22:34.780 I get down

00:22:35.820 that was my only job

00:22:37.020 that was funny

00:22:37.620 what about you Chris?

00:22:39.480 I didn't really have a job

00:22:40.860 what?

00:22:41.920 were y'all real rich?

00:22:43.100 nah

00:22:43.340 hell no

00:22:44.000 broke as fuck

00:22:45.200 that was the problem

00:22:45.880 that was the broken

00:22:46.520 bro if you poor

00:22:47.620 and not working

00:22:48.320 I know I had jobs

00:22:49.420 but me and my homies

00:22:50.280 we'd get jobs

00:22:51.080 but we didn't last

00:22:52.240 for that long

00:22:53.600 They were bus boys.

00:22:56.580 Were you really?

00:22:57.340 No, I worked at a winery.

00:22:58.500 I worked at a winery for a long time,

00:23:00.140 and then I worked at my dad's shop here and there for some money.

00:23:05.000 But I didn't have like a job job.

00:23:08.460 And the tenant windows, bro, they only let you go so dark.

00:23:11.900 Dude, I remember one time I got mine done,

00:23:13.760 and they only put bubbles on mine.

00:23:15.640 Nah.

00:23:17.300 Creases.

00:23:18.340 Creases.

00:23:19.980 I can't see out this part of the window.

00:23:21.660 Man I knew I shouldn't

00:23:23.020 Let creep over my window

00:23:24.180 That's when that shit's bad

00:23:25.380 When you have to fucking drive

00:23:26.300 Like that's why

00:23:27.200 Some people started driving

00:23:28.020 Like this

00:23:28.420 Because that's the only way

00:23:29.360 They can see out the front

00:23:30.300 Dodge the crease

00:23:30.840 Dodge the crease

00:23:32.340 Bro they had this set up

00:23:33.720 Over in

00:23:34.140 Not even far from here

00:23:35.720 Where you would get

00:23:36.200 Your windows tinted

00:23:36.760 And they had to deal

00:23:37.280 With the cops

00:23:37.860 That right after

00:23:38.740 The cops would pull

00:23:39.580 They were just pulling people

00:23:40.560 Over right as they left

00:23:41.440 Those joints

00:23:41.860 Damn

00:23:42.900 Avila

00:23:43.820 Yup that's me

00:23:45.240 That's Nate's car

00:23:47.640 Come get your window tinted

00:23:49.860 50% off

00:23:51.500 Yeah, I'll put it 50%.

00:23:53.480 That's a CTE version right there.

00:23:56.160 I gotta afford that.

00:23:58.180 Over time with fighting, is CTE, does it feel like a real thing to you guys?

00:24:01.620 Is that something?

00:24:02.280 Do you think that fighting has affected the way that you're able to think?

00:24:05.100 When you do comedy, does CTE fuck with you?

00:24:08.920 That's where the words are.

00:24:09.820 Yeah.

00:24:10.000 They tackles with the CTE.

00:24:12.000 You see my kinds of comments.

00:24:13.660 They give me a CTE every time.

00:24:15.020 Man, I'm hot.

00:24:15.500 Oh, they do?

00:24:16.600 Oh, I didn't even know that.

00:24:17.960 What?

00:24:18.900 CTE?

00:24:19.660 Like, does it really affect,

00:24:20.520 because you guys have taken a lot of punches in your life,

00:24:22.220 you know, like, not as many as a lot of guys, I'm sure,

00:24:24.480 but you guys are real fighters.

00:24:27.300 Yeah, I feel like it's, yeah,

00:24:30.400 I feel like football probably a lot more than the fight.

00:24:33.020 Yeah, I had a documentary on football.

00:24:34.120 Because I played football, too.

00:24:35.340 I remember when I fucking would hit helmets with people

00:24:37.200 and have a headache all night.

00:24:38.420 Dude, I had a headache for 12 years playing football.

00:24:41.180 That was fucked up.

00:24:43.320 I don't know what the question was about CT.

00:24:45.500 I just started thinking about it.

00:24:46.500 What did you say?

00:24:47.280 Did it affect me?

00:24:48.740 My CD's kicking in.

00:24:51.780 I think that answers it, bro.

00:24:55.420 Did you guys have to get vaccinated?

00:24:57.520 Did you guys get vaccinated?

00:24:59.500 I didn't get vaccinated ever.

00:25:01.400 No, did you?

00:25:02.260 No, I didn't.

00:25:03.200 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:25:04.080 Yeah, fuck you.

00:25:05.360 Fuck them.

00:25:06.080 Vaccinate yourself, motherfucker.

00:25:07.560 Yeah.

00:25:10.840 You guys' gym over in Stockton.

00:25:14.860 It's the Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:18.080 And you guys have had a lot of great fighters out of there, Jake Shields, Gilbert Melendez.

00:25:24.920 How has it changed over the years there?

00:25:26.960 Has it evolved?

00:25:27.980 What's it been like?

00:25:29.560 Well, they're not out of the Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:31.700 We're all from Cesar Gracie.

00:25:33.380 Okay.

00:25:33.840 Nick and Jake and David Terrell, those were three black belts under Cesar Gracie and spread out for them with Tyson Griffin and Nate Ducharme and a couple names out of David Terrell's.

00:25:48.080 who was the first black belt under Cesar.

00:25:50.160 And then Nick was me and him and our team at Nick Diaz Academy.

00:25:56.480 And then Jake Shields had Gilbert Melendez and a whole team.

00:26:02.160 Oh, so it's different than I thought.

00:26:03.360 Yeah, but we're like a family tree type of thing.

00:26:06.400 And we all come from Cesar Gracie fight team.

00:26:11.400 And then we're the Stockton team.

00:26:15.520 Does the energy feel as alive there as ever with young fighters coming up?

00:26:19.840 Yeah, there's youngsters in there coming out of wrestling and jiu-jitsu kids

00:26:23.920 and boxers and shit, and everybody's in there.

00:26:27.320 We're going to go back right now.

00:26:28.500 I've been gone for two weeks.

00:26:30.000 Going to go back, and they're all going to be ready for us,

00:26:32.080 ready to kill and shit.

00:26:33.400 So it's on and popping when you go to the gym.

00:26:36.560 Are you guys training people as well in there?

00:26:38.880 I know you guys train yourselves, but.

00:26:42.020 Yeah, I train with everybody.

00:26:44.420 I'm more of a, like, I just train with everyone.

00:26:49.020 I'm like, you want to learn something?

00:26:50.280 Let's train.

00:26:50.640 Because I learned a lot of my, and most of the stuff I know from experience

00:26:55.060 and training with people, and I've got better from that.

00:26:57.840 So I let the guys run the show at the gym, and then I come in,

00:27:02.320 and I just participate with everybody.

00:27:05.200 And then he's right.

00:27:06.380 He's right.

00:27:07.060 Yeah, I'm just training with everybody.

00:27:09.300 Do you guys feel like fighting should be taught in schools?

00:27:12.940 I think jiu-jitsu should be

00:27:14.920 I think jiu-jitsu 100% should be

00:27:17.960 Law enforcement

00:27:18.800 Law enforcement

00:27:20.260 Yeah, but if they didn't in school

00:27:21.900 Then by the time they get to law enforcement

00:27:23.640 They would know

00:27:24.260 And then if you're going to do law enforcement

00:27:25.840 You'd be like, well, I better step my game up

00:27:28.200 Because you would be conscious and aware of it

00:27:30.720 Because you learned it in school

00:27:32.020 And you're like, that's the only thing that's going to protect me

00:27:33.820 Did they have boxing back in the day?

00:27:34.740 Look at this, dude

00:27:35.540 Today it's crazy to think boxing used to be

00:27:37.720 Like in high school

00:27:38.720 This was in school

00:27:40.440 This was in London in the 1930s

00:27:42.320 okay in high school yeah not the mountain but look at this shit they used to have this watch

00:27:49.140 this kid this kid's good that's how i was

00:27:52.400 imagine this at school though yeah it'd be sick it'd be why you got all the girls

00:28:01.280 that's gentrification that's how it happens dude that's how you make friends one mixed

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00:30:55.540 disclosures at acorns.com slash theo um you said that you think jujitsu should be taught in schools

00:31:01.740 what what makes you say that well just for self-defense in general i think people should

00:31:09.720 know how to defend themselves a little how they be a little more stable walking around

00:31:13.700 i think it helps them i think it helps with everything you know kind of like common sense

00:31:19.300 type of thing like i think people would get hurt less more and think a little more about what they

00:31:24.180 do i keep going all day but you know like jujitsu i think is necessary for everybody it's like

00:31:29.620 learning how to swim like i think everybody should learn how to swim what if you fall in some

00:31:35.060 water yeah so that's what i think about jujitsu too yeah people are walking around acting cool

00:31:41.380 and shit i'm like what if somebody just drowns you yeah so that's why i started training i'm like

00:31:50.500 you know people actually will walk around can do this to you yeah right i'm gonna i'm gonna master

00:31:55.280 this shit is that what your kind of mentality was starting out with it yeah you're walking around

00:32:00.760 helpless and you don't even know it right you know i'm saying a fucking title white wave might come

00:32:06.000 you're gonna fucking drown so that's scary to me yeah so i would learn how to do that

00:32:13.340 yeah it's fucked up

00:32:15.840 no you're right i think people don't even think about it or consider it though people go oh i

00:32:23.400 go fight when's the last fight you got in yeah you don't even know that you can't fight and i

00:32:28.860 know that you don't know that you know what i'm saying it's like and people aren't even conscious

00:32:34.640 are aware of that

00:32:35.400 so I think

00:32:35.940 that's a scary situation

00:32:37.640 so

00:32:38.500 to get all deep

00:32:40.000 again about it

00:32:40.700 that's not deep bro

00:32:41.640 that's real shit

00:32:42.520 just cause you slapped

00:32:43.720 a guy one time

00:32:44.400 at a pizza parlor

00:32:45.300 doesn't mean

00:32:45.640 you can fucking

00:32:46.100 defend yourself

00:32:46.800 it's true though

00:32:47.420 he might have been

00:32:48.480 able to just drown you

00:32:49.620 and you don't even

00:32:50.100 know it

00:32:50.580 so it's like

00:32:51.140 he might have

00:32:51.780 saved my life that day

00:32:52.760 he might have said

00:32:53.360 I could fucking

00:32:54.320 you were too down

00:32:55.000 for him though

00:32:55.680 nah fuck that

00:32:57.080 this guy just

00:32:58.040 drowning me

00:32:58.580 I'm out

00:32:59.140 yeah I think

00:33:00.540 definitely the

00:33:01.040 confidence building

00:33:02.140 yeah learn how to

00:33:04.380 talk to people and like i would go to train when i'm when i'm a kid 15 and i'd get smoked i'd get

00:33:10.740 high as fuck all the time and i would go on the train and it would be like i'd hate coming on time

00:33:17.400 because i'd be like if i go on time when we got to sit there and talk about these guys and the

00:33:20.500 guys who train are like cops and work at a bakery and doctors and everybody was older than me i was

00:33:26.220 a kid and i was like social anxiety i don't want to talk to these people i don't want to talk to

00:33:31.600 but I don't even talk to a kid who's trying to do something, you know what I'm saying?

00:33:34.420 So I'm like, I got to go talk to these people.

00:33:36.400 I could only talk to my friends, so I'd go there, and then I'd train with them,

00:33:40.920 these 35-year-old dudes and shit, and I'd fucking choke everybody

00:33:44.180 because I was there more than them, and I'd be like,

00:33:46.500 and then all of a sudden they'd ask me a question about the movies,

00:33:48.320 and I'm telling them about the movies, and they're going here,

00:33:50.160 and they're like, what do you do?

00:33:51.080 Are you in school?

00:33:51.700 I'm like, yeah, I'm here.

00:33:52.420 And all of a sudden we're in a full-on conversation,

00:33:54.720 and I'm talking to 35-year-old cops, and I'm selling weed and training

00:33:59.860 not talking to anybody older than me so i learned how to talk to people and understand people and

00:34:04.560 you know communicate so it helps with with just falling into the social pipeline

00:34:10.380 you know it's not funny yes sir

00:34:15.120 so uh that helped me there and then because especially after training you're getting

00:34:20.780 endorphins off your hobby like i'm never asking you something you know about not so you're

00:34:24.540 explaining look you go here you pass the guard like this and do like that and then they're going

00:34:28.300 what are you doing

00:34:29.480 in the daytime

00:34:29.820 I go run

00:34:30.640 and I go do this

00:34:31.260 and I want to go get lunch

00:34:32.180 and now you got a friend

00:34:33.380 and all of a sudden

00:34:34.000 you're friends

00:34:34.800 with some 35 year old cop

00:34:36.300 and like

00:34:37.520 what kid do you know

00:34:38.820 that sells weed

00:34:39.540 is friends with a cop

00:34:40.620 and now you got

00:34:42.040 they're just homeboys

00:34:42.860 and then

00:34:43.300 and it's like

00:34:44.060 I learned a lot

00:34:44.700 from all that training

00:34:45.700 and it helped

00:34:47.380 with everything

00:34:48.320 yeah

00:34:49.080 yeah dude

00:34:50.860 there was something

00:34:51.580 oh the endorphins

00:34:52.600 after a class

00:34:53.460 even if you just got

00:34:54.240 choked out

00:34:54.820 by a fucking

00:34:55.520 like a 35 pound girl

00:34:58.180 right you'd be like fuck yeah i'm gonna get that bitch next week

00:35:01.980 it could be dude i got choked out by this fucking 13 year old girl

00:35:07.400 i will say this i think she had taken some tai tai bow or whatever it's called

00:35:12.100 taekwondo taekwondo right and so i was like okay so this obviously you know this bitch knows what

00:35:19.420 she's doing or whatever but anyway i fucking got leveled out by this chick in one class and i just

00:35:24.100 remember driving home in my head thinking i'm gonna fuck that kid up next week dude which was

00:35:28.380 a crazy thought but uh but also yeah the endorphins people you would meet yeah if you're choking on a

00:35:34.120 fucking baker you like fucking smell those cinnamon rolls bitch you know i better get a free fucking

00:35:39.840 oh that's typo my wrong my bad that's some other shit bro that's that fucking look at the dude on

00:35:45.620 the right bro that dude he's excited oh he's fucking he loved typo he'll put a full nelson

00:35:52.300 in your ass that fella right there bro he'll half nelson some dude's balls in his throat

00:35:58.200 fucking crazy bro um is fighting fun for you guys now does it change over time once it becomes a

00:36:07.320 career it's the best thing to do like training wise i think helps out with life and shit so

00:36:14.040 so i think yeah i've been fighting for so long i think him too he's like once you once you're

00:36:20.000 we've been doing this for so long if you're not fighting it's like that's what i do

00:36:24.280 right so it's and then we're like when you train for a fight and get done with the fight

00:36:28.880 fuck that shit i ain't gonna hide what the fuck i just put in all kinds of work and did all this

00:36:34.620 because nobody could do that it's a lot of work and then uh not even the work too just the mental

00:36:40.240 just go to sleep like if somebody normal had to fight about you're fighting three months to be

00:36:44.020 okay they're gonna go to sleep that i can't sleep yeah they can't even make it to a fight so it's

00:36:48.440 like it's a whole thing and then once you get done you're like man i was finally cool i'm glad

00:36:51.980 it's over i ain't fucking doing that shit two months goes by and you're like well man what the

00:36:55.940 fuck i need to get back to what i do damn it's just what i do now you know so it's like when

00:37:01.620 you're not fighting you're like all right i gotta get back i gotta be i gotta do what i do so yeah

00:37:07.320 that's how it is for me for you yeah at a certain point i noticed even with comedy like it choose

00:37:12.440 this thing the thing you do eventually it chooses you as well it's like yeah it's like i have to do

00:37:17.660 this because this is what i do now like i can make millions of dollars doing all kind of other

00:37:22.000 shit i'm like fuck fuck there's nothing like doing what you do yeah i gotta i gotta it doesn't feel

00:37:27.460 like you're doing the right thing so fighting for me is just what i do now and it sucks and

00:37:33.020 it's great and all that yeah yeah what's the part about it that sucks the most for you guys

00:37:38.840 dieting wow what you thinking about you be sitting there thinking about something type

00:37:45.280 It's like fasting.

00:37:46.920 We were talking about it earlier.

00:37:48.900 How many zins you got in?

00:37:50.540 Nine.

00:37:52.000 One.

00:37:53.380 Damn, this would be big, huh?

00:37:54.720 I know.

00:37:55.080 I don't like swallowing the spit in your zin.

00:37:57.500 Spit in that jar.

00:37:59.220 It'll hurt your stomach.

00:38:01.760 Do you do zins?

00:38:02.740 Nuh-uh, dude.

00:38:03.440 I'm vaping right now, and I'm fasting.

00:38:05.240 I feel like a fucking Native American over in this bitch or something.

00:38:08.060 I feel like a damn Hindu or something.

00:38:12.360 I got enough problems, bro.

00:38:13.920 damn Chris is fucked up

00:38:16.240 are you fucked up

00:38:16.900 no no no

00:38:17.920 yeah go pee man

00:38:19.420 I'm gonna piss you

00:38:20.200 alright

00:38:20.420 bro

00:38:22.740 I've had some fun times

00:38:24.800 in there with him bro

00:38:25.940 I've had some fun times

00:38:27.520 in there

00:38:28.000 yeah

00:38:30.180 yeah he'll love that dude

00:38:33.060 yeah Joe's been supportive

00:38:34.940 he's the one who told me

00:38:35.900 he said

00:38:36.420 like a year ago

00:38:38.200 we were staying busy

00:38:41.140 like with podcasting

00:38:42.420 and he's

00:38:42.820 he's like if you start doing two episodes a week then nobody will be able to stop you that's what

00:38:48.000 he told me oh wow yeah that was it and he just said yeah and so we started to challenge ourselves

00:38:54.040 and it's kind of wild like uh because there'd be it used to be hard for me to even go like an hour

00:39:01.140 with podcasting and now some conversations i'll go it'll be two and a half hours and it'll be

00:39:06.380 his are like that long as fuck you're like damn his have so much information i'm like fuck i'm

00:39:10.940 dumb i'll leave out of there feeling like fuck i gotta go study i just feel dumb he's so he just

00:39:16.260 is interested in so many things right and he really is interested that's the thing yeah he

00:39:20.700 really fucking wants he just like it's like walking in the library i feel like i'm fucked

00:39:25.240 like i could study forever and i won't get past the fucking magazines you know and wind up just

00:39:32.620 trickling off to all kind of shit and you're like damn now i'm in some situation i don't know what

00:39:36.420 the fuck we're talking about yeah yeah and so you see this one fight right you saw that cool

00:39:40.800 we gotta circle back yeah a lot of circle dude yeah they should i wish i could call timeouts

00:39:46.900 when i was in joe's podcast just to give myself my brain a chance to me to give my brain a pep

00:39:51.820 talking those bitches bro because he's just so smart and so interested um so you got the uh

00:39:59.200 the mvp promotion and it's netflix it's the mike perry fight that's what's coming up how did the

00:40:06.040 fight come to be well me and mike perry been the biggest thing on the outside of the ufc

00:40:11.880 uh yeah i've been following for a cool minute and he's been doing moves and uh and making

00:40:20.020 shit happen and uh respect because like nobody's doing knows how to do shit people who are the

00:40:25.960 talent are just the fucking talent and i'm i'm like bro i have to get out of here because

00:40:33.140 i'm not that's not what i am you know so uh and i get out and i'm like what i do is fight i need

00:40:44.740 to do what i do so i've been like there's nobody out here and then he's out there doing this thing

00:40:50.460 and we got offered each other a few times and uh it was in the it was in the direction of it

00:40:56.940 happening and a couple things happened didn't happen and now it's happening so that unfortunately

00:41:03.000 this is the only way to make it happen because it's time.

00:41:13.460 He's been doing a great job.

00:41:14.640 He's been knocking people out.

00:41:15.740 He beat fucking.

00:41:17.640 Beat middleweight champion.

00:41:20.060 What the hell's his name?

00:41:22.540 Rockhold.

00:41:23.360 He beat Rockhold and he beat Eddie Alvarez, lightweight champion for years.

00:41:28.500 He beat Jerry Stevens up.

00:41:31.900 He'd be, who else, he'd be just back-to-back whooping everybody's ass.

00:41:35.080 Michael Venom Page.

00:41:36.280 He'd be MVP, I didn't even know.

00:41:37.980 Yeah, MVP does a good job.

00:41:40.840 He out there knocking people on and doing a good job.

00:41:43.100 That's a close one.

00:41:43.980 That one went to the cards, didn't it?

00:41:45.120 Yeah.

00:41:45.640 And everybody complains about MVP's boring fights,

00:41:48.300 but you need someone like Mike Perry who's going to go forward.

00:41:50.640 That made it a fucking war.

00:41:51.760 It was dope.

00:41:52.300 He dropped.

00:41:52.860 Yeah, that makes a good fight.

00:41:54.300 Yeah.

00:41:54.720 And that's what I said back in the day.

00:41:56.140 Like, I ain't fighting people who aren't fighters.

00:41:58.140 I'm fighting fighters because that makes good fights,

00:42:00.200 and that goes down in the brain.

00:42:01.900 in the memory bank for fucking fights in history is good fighters fighting each other and uh

00:42:08.040 i think that was the best best thing to do out here is beat somebody who's doing a fucking

00:42:14.160 great job at fucking whipping ass and making bigger moves and just being a fucking meathead

00:42:19.840 ass fighter and uh that's what i'm that's what i'm attacking is the best of the best and mike's

00:42:26.760 a fan favorite people love him people of both you guys you guys have such huge fan bases and stuff

00:42:30.940 Fuck, that's going to be a tough one to watch, bro.

00:42:34.380 It's going to be a fucking tough one to watch.

00:42:36.240 And I remember earlier, I was like, are you excited for this fight?

00:42:38.400 And you're like, bro, that's not exactly the way to say it.

00:42:42.320 Yeah.

00:42:43.620 It's not the feeling.

00:42:46.380 What is the feeling more?

00:42:48.360 Because as a fan, yeah, you kind of ask this dumb question.

00:42:50.780 Like, are you excited?

00:42:51.460 the feeling is just

00:42:58.840 get in there

00:43:01.660 and get out of bed alive

00:43:02.980 and don't fuck up

00:43:05.260 so fuck excited

00:43:08.380 fuck bro

00:43:11.100 I'm fucking scared

00:43:12.080 I'm not even gonna

00:43:13.360 I'm just gonna be

00:43:14.140 I'm gonna come

00:43:14.940 I'm gonna go

00:43:15.520 but yeah

00:43:15.920 I'm fucking scared

00:43:17.280 you have a training camp

00:43:19.120 I'm scared now bro

00:43:21.440 Your training camp starts tomorrow.

00:43:24.540 You're not even fighting.

00:43:28.260 That's exciting.

00:43:30.120 You have to go watch a fight.

00:43:32.480 Nah, that's cool, though.

00:43:33.520 You're right, though.

00:43:34.220 That's kind of, it's hard to, like, so few people can put themselves into that perspective, bro,

00:43:39.220 because to so many people, a fight is one of the scariest things, bro.

00:43:43.460 It's like public speaking with your fucking face and fists, you know?

00:43:47.460 It's the scariest thing to people.

00:43:49.380 And the fact that you guys do it, man.

00:43:50.580 i think that's what makes all the fighters warriors like when i go watch ufc dude i'm i'm

00:43:54.580 like these these people are they do something that's so foreign to so many remember gladiator

00:44:00.020 when that when when the warrior uh russell crowe's like getting ready to go out and he

00:44:05.940 he does that he's he's he's been in war forever and he's standing there and uh

00:44:12.180 he's getting ready to go out like we're gonna go to war right here like some

00:44:15.060 fucking uh slaves this is crazy and he's looking at the other slaves you got to go to one and it's

00:44:19.780 It's a guy from shaking and peeing.

00:44:22.620 You know what I'm doing?

00:44:23.320 Yeah.

00:44:25.040 Fuck.

00:44:26.340 Fuck, dude.

00:44:27.000 Yeah.

00:44:27.380 That's everybody.

00:44:28.880 Yeah.

00:44:29.060 You don't know nothing about that.

00:44:31.340 No.

00:44:31.460 He's just sitting there, and that's a good fucking scene right there.

00:44:34.140 Yeah.

00:44:34.880 He's like, calm down, Nick.

00:44:36.940 We're going to make it out alive.

00:44:39.720 Fuck.

00:44:39.980 So that's the film.

00:44:40.920 What movie was it?

00:44:42.520 Gladiator.

00:44:43.980 Remember he's sitting there in the back, and they're all there,

00:44:45.920 and they're making it.

00:44:46.860 Yeah.

00:44:46.980 They're going to fight for entertainment.

00:44:49.780 And then the guy's in front of him, but that's what he does

00:44:52.200 because he's running right away.

00:44:55.660 They were hunting him down, and he ran the whole army.

00:44:59.000 So that's what he does, and he's going to go out there

00:45:00.920 to go to war with a bunch of rookies.

00:45:02.960 He's like, come on, let's go.

00:45:04.120 And then the guy in front of him is just peeing.

00:45:06.320 He's shivering.

00:45:06.960 He's peeing.

00:45:07.440 And he's going, I think he's looking, like, damn, that's fucked up.

00:45:11.360 Stay by me, dog.

00:45:12.420 You'll be all right.

00:45:13.420 Stay close, bro.

00:45:14.920 Stay fucking.

00:45:15.620 I'm going to be hiding under somebody.

00:45:16.580 So that, when people say, are you excited,

00:45:19.460 the guy who says, are you excited, reminds me of that guy.

00:45:23.660 You're like, come with me, bro.

00:45:25.780 Let's go to war.

00:45:27.520 Amen, bro.

00:45:30.260 And you have a fight, too, Avila.

00:45:32.000 It just announced on the card against Brandon Jenkins.

00:45:34.160 Yeah, Brandon Jenkins.

00:45:35.700 So it was the same day, May 16th.

00:45:38.280 Yeah, he fought in UFC a few times.

00:45:40.900 He fought in PFL.

00:45:42.160 He fought a lot, too.

00:45:43.620 And it's MMA.

00:45:45.220 MMA, yeah.

00:45:45.900 Yeah.

00:45:46.480 Do you prefer one or the other these days?

00:45:49.180 Not really.

00:45:50.060 I've been fighting boxing.

00:45:51.580 My last MMA fight was in 21.

00:45:53.980 So, yeah, I'm excited to get back in there.

00:45:57.380 He boxed when I fought, too.

00:45:59.840 Who did you fight last?

00:46:01.580 My last fight.

00:46:02.740 Well, my last fight was against a guy on MVP.

00:46:06.300 It was against Ariel Perez.

00:46:07.940 But the fight before that.

00:46:10.180 No, yeah, that was in August.

00:46:11.600 But the last fight I had before that was Ben Henderson in the U.K.

00:46:17.460 Yeah.

00:46:18.360 And he fought, who did you fight?

00:46:20.020 He fought Pettis.

00:46:20.600 I fought Pettis.

00:46:21.420 Stevens.

00:46:22.000 Jeremy Stevens.

00:46:22.640 Yeah, I beat them both.

00:46:24.460 And that was all boxing, right?

00:46:25.920 It was all boxing.

00:46:27.240 Yeah.

00:46:27.840 But I'm getting back in the MMA right here.

00:46:31.240 And will you guys train to get, will you guys be in camp together?

00:46:34.060 Yeah.

00:46:34.600 So what does the camp look like this time?

00:46:37.140 Does it look different because of these fighters that you're fighting?

00:46:39.840 Like, do you start to shape it for that?

00:46:41.600 yeah well yeah well with boxing just boxing all the time now now we got wrestling wrestling coming

00:46:47.460 in uh mma fighters coming in kickboxers coming in it's a lot more work than easy ass boxing

00:46:54.000 but yeah we got everybody coming in for four full full war war zones we get the best the best in

00:47:00.300 every hour we get the best kick i'm gonna bring uh i'm gonna bring uh joe shilling out and um

00:47:06.340 kick up a few yeah he's got a fight too and then they got a bunch of kickboxers they're gonna bring

00:47:11.100 out with him and we'll drill

00:47:12.980 and train that and I got my boxing coach

00:47:14.900 Richard Perez and then me

00:47:16.960 and him and about a dozen other

00:47:18.880 pro fighters at the gym and then we're going to bring

00:47:20.740 sparring in

00:47:23.360 for that and then

00:47:24.200 I got Nick Salivar runs in my

00:47:26.940 wrestling program at the gym and he's going to bring in

00:47:28.940 wrestlers and I got

00:47:30.900 Ernie Reyes out here rolling with me

00:47:32.960 everywhere. He's the best dude. Remember when

00:47:34.940 he hit Bobby? Yeah. We're not

00:47:36.860 going to say we're taking that out Ernie. Don't even worry.

00:47:39.980 Asian on Asian

00:47:40.960 crime we gonna be some brown on brown crime dude yeah a lot of people a lot of people think you

00:47:49.400 and mike parry should fight for the winner gets to say the n-word bro that's what it really should

00:47:53.560 be i feel like uh and i heard you guys are going to train right after this where yeah my boxing

00:48:00.840 coach just flew in so we're gonna go meet him i wanted to take a nap but it's good remember that

00:48:06.720 one guy who don't like naps oh yeah he had beef with naps who was he john burthall i was on

00:48:12.320 instagram you know who it is yeah john burthall yeah that guy he apologized oh he hates naps i

00:48:17.340 know who john was he sarcastic about about yeah he apologized no kind of yeah um i i don't like

00:48:25.480 naps if you ain't doing shit either but if you're doing shit you need a nap yes i can't if i know

00:48:30.520 i have a lot of shit to do though it's hard to i don't call it a nap either pussy i'd say i

00:48:34.440 fucking close my eyes for five seconds i don't take naps i just don't have time for naps man

00:48:39.420 what's this guy's beef with naps dude this motherfucker takes naps i don't trust people

00:48:43.780 to take naps dude i just found that he doesn't take naps dude he grown-ass man no you don't

00:48:47.380 dude yeah it's like dude like the whole world's moving while you're napping bro it's fucking i

00:48:51.800 can't fuck with a nap i just i can't oh hey you want to know something i take naps i hey i take

00:48:56.780 naps i don't sleep hey if that dude came with me for a day what's his name again john bernthal i

00:49:02.080 like him too he's cool remember on the on the movie with he was on that zombie show he beat

00:49:08.800 the zombies out of in atlanta but if that motherfucker came with me for the week that

00:49:13.620 boy be sleeping he'd be taking naps and i'd be i'd be waiting i'm like i hate math motherfucking

00:49:19.780 get up it's time to grind that guy should hang out with me will this fight will be will this

00:49:29.060 be y'all's biggest payday for fights same for me okay and if that's too personal

00:49:36.880 same no regular payday yeah because it's i mean netflix is it feels like to me he's trying to get

00:49:44.540 into the fight game obviously you know this is going to be kind of their first mma card is that

00:49:48.860 right nick yeah and they're just doing live events like spectacles and that's why they need the big

00:49:53.940 names um did you feel like something like this would come along did you feel like just the way

00:50:01.480 that's the way that the business was headed it was kind of like when the pay-per-view

00:50:07.840 models kind of flipped over you could tell some change we may have needed to know about it so

00:50:12.320 you're like but now you're like okay we can work with that you know what i'm saying so uh

00:50:16.700 yeah we didn't know what to expect before you didn't see it coming but now that it's here it

00:50:20.960 make sense yeah you feel me yeah but uh i got my own promotion that i'm planning on kicking off the

00:50:27.900 whole bin since i was trying to get out since i was trying to get out years ago so i understand it

00:50:33.760 and uh it's cool that it's cool that i'm starting to understand better and i'm gonna learn more as

00:50:42.320 i go and then i plan on running shit over with it too did you learn a lot from just like the

00:50:48.900 experience with the jake paul fight like how like just like the just like seeing like the business

00:50:56.520 like more just having no i seen it that developing i i could see them i could see them picking up

00:51:04.320 game and and understanding that i went and uh i'm always learning something about some so i think

00:51:10.940 every everything every experience yeah you're picking up as you go yeah not specifically what

00:51:16.040 i i learned that they're doing the same yeah as we go you know yeah was there a chance that you

00:51:25.780 that there was going to be a uh you were going to come back into ufc

00:51:29.820 um i want to be i want to go back to ufc yeah uh

00:51:38.980 i fucking um i have bigger i have i have bigger

00:51:47.100 i have bigger offers from the ufc than i got from these guys but but the the the offers were

00:51:56.320 the opponents weren't the right opponents at the moment and i believe everything in this

00:52:00.420 in this fight game uh in a lot of things but the fight game is is timing and i think that if i would

00:52:07.240 have went to the ufc i wouldn't have been fighting the fighters that i want to be fighting i want to

00:52:14.120 fight the best of the best and if if i'm not going to get that i'm going to find fight the

00:52:20.640 biggest biggest thing i could that was offering yeah like i like all right for instance like

00:52:26.380 i think that if i went back to the ufc

00:52:29.080 they want me to fight conor mcgregor right now

00:52:36.940 for me conor mcgregor just pull up his record do we got his record

00:52:45.020 okay i know this but i'm like i'm thinking about it i'm like

00:52:48.900 conor mcgregor just fucking lost to poor yeah i think he got knocked out on his ass

00:52:56.300 what's his last two so i can refresh my memory poirier right okay so poirier knocks his ass

00:53:03.920 out right and then he breaks his leg which was horrible because poirier is a fucking

00:53:09.320 sorry little bitch and and disagree and he yeah i know what can you say and i'm like

00:53:16.860 i'm like he knocks him out and then he gets his leg broken and it's like fuck that's fucking

00:53:22.400 horrible like we're adversaries but i'm like bro you broke your whole shit that i don't wish that

00:53:27.320 on nobody you know what i'm saying and and then he got knocked out and then like i'm like okay i

00:53:31.980 hope he comes back and does good i hope he does it you know what i'm saying and then everybody's

00:53:36.460 kind of mounted down this guy went and i'm like all right cool and then he's gonna come back and

00:53:40.340 i know he's having a hard time with the ufc because i've been having my hard times with

00:53:43.580 ufc i'm like yo good vibes to him handle your shit and uh in the meantime i'm doing whatever

00:53:48.880 i'm doing and then when he is ready to come back now and he's motivated and doing what he's got to

00:53:56.220 do and i'm like okay i want to fight motherfucking bmf motherfucker who's claiming my belt that's

00:54:04.320 running all around uh charles olivera just won the fight right yeah i'm like right you're rocking

00:54:09.700 my belt now and you're running around like you're the baddest motherfucker so that's when i'm like

00:54:13.680 yo what's popping with the UFC so I'm like let's link up and get this fight popping and then I go

00:54:19.120 back to talk to them about it and they're all ready for me to come back and fight Conor I'm like

00:54:23.660 listen to what I'm talking about I want to fight the best of the best when they are the best of

00:54:30.460 the best Conor's great but I'm not trying to go kill off Conor when he's on his last dying

00:54:37.320 fucking leg yeah literally that's fucked up but but but i'm not trying to be the the ending to

00:54:44.240 some fucker's story like that right like we ain't friends we ain't none of that but i ain't trying

00:54:49.120 to finish this dude off i want and that's what i plan on doing if we're fighting and at the same

00:54:54.920 time i ain't trying to get fucked up by nobody who just got knocked out on his ass and broke his leg

00:54:59.940 all the time they're like this guy's down and out now he's nothing but motivated to fight me

00:55:04.340 Right.

00:55:04.800 Because who else is going to fight in there?

00:55:06.960 And they're probably going to end up giving him a fucking BMF belt,

00:55:09.560 a fucking bitch-ass Olivera, who I believe I'll beat the fucking shit out of.

00:55:16.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:16.820 Out of Olivera?

00:55:18.000 Yeah.

00:55:18.560 He's been in the gap.

00:55:19.320 People I've been beat, beat him.

00:55:21.140 I beat Pettis.

00:55:21.820 Pettis choked that fool.

00:55:22.840 I beat Serrani.

00:55:23.560 Serrani kicked him all up in his ass, pucked him like a little bitch.

00:55:26.960 And then he's walking around with my belt, though.

00:55:30.600 Yeah.

00:55:31.160 He got your jewelry.

00:55:31.720 He's walking around with my belt.

00:55:33.000 and this fool actually one time he won the title and I'm like what's up I'll fight Olivera I know

00:55:37.020 I'll beat Olivera and then Olivera is like no thanks homie I put a tweet out like I'll fight

00:55:42.600 him and then he put a tweet out like no thanks homie I'm trying to fight for big stuff world

00:55:48.700 championships and do this I'm like oh I'm okay I'm not I understand you have the right to big

00:55:53.620 league me because you're mr. champion anything I'm just like go ahead but you're sorry ass in

00:55:57.500 And then a few months later, a little while later,

00:56:03.140 after Conor breaks his leg all up and gets knocked out all the place,

00:56:07.220 this was like, I'll fight Conor McGregor.

00:56:09.140 I'm like, I thought you wanted bigger and better things.

00:56:11.280 You picking on people who are on the downfall.

00:56:14.380 And that's my perspective on the whole situation.

00:56:17.140 Got it.

00:56:17.500 So then they want me to come back and fight.

00:56:21.960 Olivera.

00:56:22.260 I believe they want me to come back and fight Conor McGregor, not Olivera.

00:56:26.260 I see.

00:56:26.460 You know, I'm like, well, I'm going to fight for my belt that I created, that I deserve since I started a whole division to bring value up to all these fucking fighters.

00:56:36.360 Right, you started the BMF belt.

00:56:37.420 I started the whole shit.

00:56:38.520 That's me.

00:56:39.680 That's my belt you're wearing on my hip.

00:56:41.100 So, yeah, you just got tatted with the BMF belt.

00:56:43.760 That's me that you're holding.

00:56:45.460 Okay?

00:56:45.740 And they're like, okay, we want you to come back and then maybe later we'll do that.

00:56:50.540 I'm like, okay, well, you know who's doing a good job?

00:56:53.880 the same

00:56:55.800 almost close to the same amount offer

00:56:58.060 for Mike Perry who's the fucking most

00:57:00.000 violent motherfucker around

00:57:01.960 right now doing things taking

00:57:03.920 over businesses running shit doing his own

00:57:05.820 promotion and I'm like

00:57:07.440 that sounds a lot more

00:57:09.160 a lot more

00:57:11.780 I'm a lot more enthusiastic to get up

00:57:14.020 and run and get ready to train for this motherfucker

00:57:16.080 who's gonna knock me out or I'm gonna knock his

00:57:18.040 ass out and we're gonna take what's

00:57:20.040 who's the bigger

00:57:21.960 dog of the bigger best motherfuckers there are you know i'm saying and then in the meantime i'm

00:57:27.300 not fighting for mvp i'm fighting for netflix and i'm fighting from real fight incorporated

00:57:33.700 which i'll probably be doing next with netflix anyway real fight entertainment on a thing and

00:57:40.980 show you how to throw a real uh mma fight show i've been in the ufc for 20 years now so i'm like

00:57:48.300 You know, I'm going to do that from real fighting with, you know,

00:57:53.160 I'm not working for a fucking MVP like all these other motherfuckers are.

00:57:58.900 I'm a UFC fighter.

00:58:00.660 I'm working for me for real fighting, and I'm hunting Jake Paul's motherfucking ass,

00:58:06.260 not taking a fight with a guy who's on the comeback.

00:58:09.560 Me and Conor will fight again when the time is right and it's time to fight,

00:58:13.200 But it's going to be when we're both on the uprise, not when someone's dying out or coming.

00:58:20.880 I'm not nobody's comeback story either.

00:58:23.060 So I'm fighting the most dangerous, most violent motherfucker there is on Netflix.

00:58:28.940 And then I'm hunting his boy that he works with at MVP.

00:58:32.920 So that's what I'm doing right now.

00:58:34.760 That's my objective and that's what I'm doing.

00:58:37.580 I didn't want to talk about it, but that's what's happening.

00:58:40.780 Oh, no.

00:58:41.360 And I didn't know that.

00:58:42.400 No, it's all good, but if it came up, that's what it is.

00:58:45.860 And is Real Fight Incorporated?

00:58:47.040 That's your group.

00:58:47.740 And you guys are co-promoters on the fight?

00:58:50.100 Yeah, a little bit.

00:58:51.000 I'm like, do your thing.

00:58:52.300 Whatever.

00:58:52.620 I'm just going to do this because I stay active.

00:58:54.380 I want to stay active fighting because that's what I do.

00:58:56.480 You should have respect for yourself and what you're doing.

00:58:57.560 It feels good to do what I do.

00:58:58.520 And not fighting is not it.

00:59:01.500 I fight.

00:59:02.720 That's what I do.

00:59:03.800 So I plan on fighting forever, and that's what I'm doing right now,

00:59:06.560 fighting the best guy I can fight on the outside.

00:59:08.160 I'm bigger than fighting some no-name-ass motherfuckers in UFC

00:59:11.900 or somebody on a downspiel.

00:59:13.940 I'm like, but as far as the UFC is concerned,

00:59:18.500 I'm fucking in love with the UFC.

00:59:20.340 That's my shit.

00:59:21.180 That's where I come from, and that's what it is.

00:59:23.420 And all this shit came from it.

00:59:25.500 Like, even Jake Paul's fucking ass,

00:59:29.600 and he's over here having a beef with the UFC.

00:59:31.800 I'm like, the UFC made you, motherfucker,

00:59:34.800 because you found a loophole,

00:59:36.980 and you went and boxed a bunch of UFC fighters.

00:59:38.700 I know, too.

00:59:39.400 I'm in on the joke.

00:59:40.240 you mma fighters cannot box you know what i'm saying who was the fight that uh when you when

00:59:47.160 you hear him say this stuff chris how do you feel about it i just listening that's how that's on it

00:59:52.180 that's his thing so yeah i feel it though yeah i don't know that's his situation i don't really

01:00:01.360 know but do you like do you think he needs any different type of prep to fight a guy like mike

01:00:07.220 perry nah i think mike perry is a good that's right up the alley for a real fight yeah yeah

01:00:13.700 fuck the good part about him is he comes to fight oh yeah he comes down he tries to take you clean

01:00:19.320 out and that's that's what i'm trying to do too and if you're going to try to take me clean out

01:00:23.980 well you know it's it's hard to fight a guy who's trying not to fight you and a lot of my losses on

01:00:30.420 my record or any fights i've lost have been motherfuckers who are trying not to fight me

01:00:34.980 You know, a loophole around the whole fighting.

01:00:37.520 Even, like, Paul, I felt like I beat Paul.

01:00:41.620 But a lot of people felt that way.

01:00:43.340 But it was his, like, big show.

01:00:45.040 So it's like, okay, all right.

01:00:46.120 But I know from experience I ain't winning no decisions, even if I do.

01:00:51.220 So watch that fight over and don't read the punch count in your own count

01:00:55.520 without somebody else's.

01:00:56.920 I won that fight, too.

01:00:59.660 You mentioned a couple of guys in that.

01:01:02.400 You mentioned Poirier who I'm obviously a huge fan of

01:01:05.300 And I love

01:01:05.760 And I obviously disagree with

01:01:09.140 How you feel about it

01:01:10.800 But you guys are fighters

01:01:11.560 I'm not in you guys' universe

01:01:15.300 Except as a fan

01:01:17.780 Why didn't that fight

01:01:19.780 Ever kind of show up for you guys

01:01:21.360 Because he had pussy surgery

01:01:22.920 When we were supposed to fight

01:01:24.380 There's a video of it

01:01:26.280 Pull the video of him in the hospital

01:01:28.940 little uh wait no he had part of his knee scope didn't he no his hip pussy yeah we was that fight

01:01:37.120 was lined up when we had dustin poirier on in 2018 right yeah he's got a pussy pull the video

01:01:42.040 when he was in the hospital and they fucked you nate you know if it was a pussy i will say this

01:01:46.200 it looked just like a hip pussy okay pussy removal yeah didn't he say fucking talking all that shit

01:01:55.540 about steroids.

01:01:59.080 Fuck you, Nate.

01:02:00.600 He's on anesthesia.

01:02:02.320 Yeah, bro.

01:02:03.260 His penis was removed.

01:02:07.220 Yeah, penis removed

01:02:08.640 on surgery.

01:02:09.680 So we didn't get to fight.

01:02:11.700 Y'all are kind of did.

01:02:12.720 Was that one that like

01:02:14.180 did that?

01:02:16.260 Let's make fun of him

01:02:17.240 a little bit.

01:02:19.100 Come on.

01:02:21.980 Louisiana's pussy boy.

01:02:24.520 I'm kidding.

01:02:26.240 It's all good, baby.

01:02:27.160 Dustin, we love you.

01:02:28.400 Nah, nah, you're a pussy.

01:02:30.340 You guys are one of those guys that-

01:02:32.160 He quit his job and then was like, I want to box me and a thing.

01:02:35.700 I'm like, why'd you quit too early, stupid?

01:02:37.780 He fucking was hurting.

01:02:39.060 He couldn't even move one of his legs.

01:02:40.640 He's emotional.

01:02:42.520 I mean, he didn't have much motion.

01:02:44.940 He's emotional.

01:02:47.060 His fucking, what is it?

01:02:48.640 His fucking estrogen levels were high.

01:02:51.420 He got estrogen high.

01:02:53.040 I would never want to get hit by his estrogen

01:02:56.040 then that's for sure dude

01:02:57.540 that shit rubs off that's why I'm like I'm cool

01:02:59.840 I'll find that pussy cause it rubs off

01:03:01.880 it does you hang out with pussies

01:03:04.020 you know what I'm saying

01:03:05.800 what if you fight one too and then it's like

01:03:07.700 you fucking he tries to hold on to you

01:03:09.920 too much you got pussy on me

01:03:11.880 bro he's a fucking one of the toughest UFC

01:03:13.820 fighters ever bro

01:03:14.840 he's one of the greats

01:03:16.620 whatever dude

01:03:19.080 I'm kidding

01:03:21.160 No, he's one of the greats.

01:03:22.400 Yeah, he's done good.

01:03:23.280 He's done good.

01:03:23.860 All right, I'm going to change the subject.

01:03:25.340 Can't fight.

01:03:26.240 Huh?

01:03:28.020 I'm kidding.

01:03:28.700 I'm just giving you shit.

01:03:30.140 Do you think Jake Paul will ever fight MMA,

01:03:32.560 or do you think that's all just a kind of-

01:03:33.680 And what do you think I'm doing here?

01:03:35.240 I'm on the hunt.

01:03:36.300 I'm going to take his ass clean out.

01:03:38.360 I got to fight Perry, get through the fight,

01:03:40.240 who's a really big task at hand,

01:03:44.320 and then we get the Paul fight.

01:03:46.660 and

01:03:47.620 and that'll be MMA

01:03:51.960 yeah we'll see

01:03:54.200 time will tell though

01:03:55.200 and I ain't going to

01:03:56.520 but he said a lot

01:03:57.340 that he's going to have

01:03:58.020 fight MMA

01:03:58.500 yeah I know he says that

01:04:00.240 that's what he says

01:04:02.280 that's what he says

01:04:02.960 we'll see

01:04:03.440 I think he will

01:04:04.060 I think he will though

01:04:04.840 I'm just saying

01:04:05.920 what is he saying

01:04:09.460 projected into

01:04:12.480 existence

01:04:13.040 he does that good

01:04:14.720 so yeah

01:04:15.220 speaking into existence

01:04:16.260 Yeah, I think he will.

01:04:18.680 Do you think Jake could win an MMA fight?

01:04:21.420 Not against him, no.

01:04:24.840 We're going to do just a little bit of word association.

01:04:26.600 We're going to put some pictures up with some guys

01:04:28.020 and just throw the first word that comes into your head, Nate, on these guys.

01:04:32.440 Can I walk out for a second?

01:04:33.640 Yeah, sure.

01:04:34.900 I'm ready for it.

01:04:36.980 When the frustration grows and the doubts start to creep in,

01:04:41.620 we all need someone who has our back

01:04:43.540 to tell us we'll be okay to remind us of our ability to believe because their belief in us

01:04:52.680 transfers to self-belief and reminds us of all that we're capable of we all need someone to

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01:06:19.780 Hey I was talking to them about the

01:06:23.000 About the Elvis movie

01:06:25.080 Should we watch those?

01:06:26.540 Yeah dude

01:06:27.060 They're fucking good

01:06:27.920 So good bro

01:06:28.640 Elvis is the fucking man

01:06:29.980 Priscilla

01:06:30.760 Do you see the Priscilla one?

01:06:31.920 No I didn't

01:06:32.500 Bro go see Priscilla's good

01:06:33.700 Oh

01:06:34.380 It's good bro

01:06:36.020 Yeah it's still

01:06:36.540 I mean it's still just mostly about Elvis

01:06:38.000 Is that the wife or the daughter?

01:06:39.340 That's the wife.

01:06:40.540 Michael Jackson married the daughter, right?

01:06:42.200 That's the wife, dude.

01:06:44.100 Speaking of grooming.

01:06:45.060 Yeah, speaking of grooming, bro.

01:06:46.940 What does that mean, grooming?

01:06:48.300 Grooming is when, like, somebody...

01:06:50.740 Like, what do you mean, though?

01:06:54.420 Grooming is, like, if somebody's, like...

01:06:57.060 Pumping somebody up or something?

01:06:58.740 Like, somebody, like, it becomes...

01:07:00.580 Like, when an adult becomes friends with a kid.

01:07:04.160 So, like, when I was a busboy...

01:07:06.220 Actually, it's true.

01:07:07.200 When I was a busboy, I met this...

01:07:08.520 That's why you said grooming.

01:07:09.340 I met this dude.

01:07:11.360 What's that, grooming?

01:07:12.460 I got psyched and slapped for grooming.

01:07:18.800 But grooming happens, bro.

01:07:20.340 I thought it was because I shaved.

01:07:22.520 It's become a popular American pastime amongst a lot of our politicians.

01:07:27.740 I didn't get it until Andrew came in.

01:07:29.700 He got groomed.

01:07:30.540 He's the one who got groomed.

01:07:31.160 I didn't get groomed, bro.

01:07:32.520 All right.

01:07:33.020 Ain't nobody got groomed around here.

01:07:34.460 I didn't get groomed.

01:07:35.120 Okay.

01:07:36.440 Goddammit, Theo.

01:07:37.640 I ain't coming here no more.

01:07:39.340 What do y'all think of the UFC, of the 250 card, the White House card?

01:07:45.120 Who's on the card again?

01:07:46.380 Pereira?

01:07:47.480 Main events, Ilya Tuperea and Justin Gaethje.

01:07:51.160 Kyle Dawkus, Bo Nickel.

01:07:54.420 Pereira's on there, right?

01:07:56.360 No, I think they wanted to do Pereira.

01:07:58.700 I thought he was going to fight Gane or something.

01:08:01.620 Can you pull the card?

01:08:02.220 I think that's on there.

01:08:04.480 I think it's going to be a good card.

01:08:07.660 Tuperea, Gaethje.

01:08:09.760 Pereira, Gansey,

01:08:11.220 Sean O'Malley,

01:08:11.940 that's cool.

01:08:13.280 It's going to be tough.

01:08:14.920 Chandler's on there.

01:08:16.580 Who?

01:08:17.060 Chandler, Michael Chandler.

01:08:17.800 Where, where, where?

01:08:18.180 Who's he fighting?

01:08:18.960 He's fighting

01:08:19.440 Mauricio Ruffey.

01:08:21.360 Bo Nickel.

01:08:22.580 Who the hell's Bo Nickel fighting?

01:08:24.240 Diego Lopez?

01:08:25.000 That's going to be dope.

01:08:25.940 They're just pumping up

01:08:26.700 Bo Nickel.

01:08:27.140 Who the hell's that guy?

01:08:27.940 Kyle Dawkins from

01:08:28.920 Philadelphia.

01:08:30.420 He's good.

01:08:31.180 Look at Diego Lopez,

01:08:32.020 a little mustache.

01:08:34.920 That's funny.

01:08:35.920 That's a good picture, dude.

01:08:36.940 That's hilarious, dude.

01:08:37.840 they're doing like extensive background checks for people that are even going to the fights

01:08:42.020 do you think you guys would even be able to clear the background checks do you think yeah right away

01:08:46.700 i don't know right i go to canada and my homies could get in they all got do i'm good i'm flying

01:08:52.200 color baby and trump trump trump's my trump came to when i fought madrid was the first time a

01:08:59.580 president ever came to a fight really yeah i didn't know that i invited him did you yeah i

01:09:07.660 was like, yo, we found him for the

01:09:09.760 baddest motherfucker in the game belt right

01:09:11.760 here. And he's like, I gotta go

01:09:13.840 to that. I'm like, yeah, come through.

01:09:15.740 Yeah, you dabbled him up when you were walking out.

01:09:18.900 Anyways.

01:09:19.840 Seeing him at the fights was wild. I'll take full

01:09:21.400 responsibility for that one, shit.

01:09:24.060 Who brought a president to a fight?

01:09:25.780 Nobody. Mike Tyson?

01:09:27.720 No, he wasn't the president then.

01:09:30.660 Was he?

01:09:32.000 No, no, when Mike Tyson

01:09:33.500 was a fight. Oh, yeah, hell no, no.

01:09:35.100 No, I just know Trump was at Mike Tyson's fight.

01:09:37.200 Yeah, bring up some pictures.

01:09:40.460 Zoo World Association.

01:09:41.420 Fire through some pictures here, Nick.

01:09:42.580 First word.

01:09:43.600 Nate, sorry.

01:09:44.200 First word that comes into your head.

01:09:48.020 Conor McGregor.

01:09:51.660 Next.

01:09:52.540 Next.

01:09:55.360 Elijah Gutierrez.

01:09:57.120 That fight, though.

01:10:00.700 Pussy.

01:10:02.020 Champion.

01:10:02.600 That's right, though.

01:10:02.940 We keep getting him up.

01:10:04.540 I'm sorry, Dustin.

01:10:05.760 When we're just playing.

01:10:07.160 GSP.

01:10:13.700 OG.

01:10:14.360 Yeah, you go.

01:10:15.740 Fasting.

01:10:16.260 He's the guy who taught me about fasting.

01:10:18.420 Obnoxious.

01:10:19.520 Okay.

01:10:24.220 Hoto.

01:10:28.120 What's Hoto?

01:10:29.500 Yeah.

01:10:31.340 Look at that.

01:10:34.440 The Grinch.

01:10:36.120 Okay.

01:10:36.540 There you go.

01:10:39.900 The man.

01:10:41.080 Yeah, the man, bro.

01:10:44.000 Who's that?

01:10:45.540 That's, who is that?

01:10:47.660 Well, that's Lindsey Graham.

01:10:48.880 He's a guy who, he's the guy who everybody is saying is, uh, that he's, like, just supporting

01:10:55.220 Israel because they have proof on him that he's, like, like, uh, like, low-key, like,

01:11:00.140 closeted gay dude.

01:11:01.200 I'm going to say I don't know.

01:11:02.420 Oh, who is it?

01:11:03.280 Poor Eliza guy in the back of Kappa Jetty.

01:11:05.900 here's the clip

01:11:07.220 I didn't mean

01:11:07.760 do you like that

01:11:08.320 Eli

01:11:08.560 that's funny

01:11:14.280 he don't want to admit

01:11:16.280 hey see that

01:11:18.680 right there

01:11:19.160 that's why people

01:11:20.880 should learn jiu jitsu

01:11:21.820 right

01:11:22.260 you know what I'm saying

01:11:23.960 right if he just

01:11:24.820 stepped up right then

01:11:25.740 yeah because

01:11:26.720 I'm gonna fuck you up

01:11:28.340 for doing that to me

01:11:29.280 yeah

01:11:29.520 you know what I'm saying

01:11:30.080 and what if you can't

01:11:33.160 you know what I'm saying

01:11:33.820 yeah

01:11:34.120 so why wouldn't he

01:11:35.340 want to learn in jiu-jitsu like everybody would like girls kids everybody do your are your kids

01:11:41.640 in jiu-jitsu yeah yeah for sure would you teach lindsey graham jiu-jitsu the gay guy no

01:11:48.920 absolutely not

01:11:52.360 i'll send them to somebody though he'll be all right you guys know somebody in dc that could

01:11:58.740 train him i don't know anybody in dc no or virginia maybe um theo talking to mike okay

01:12:06.600 uh do you ever know what they asked for telling me to talk to mike what do you ever did you ever

01:12:13.520 want to i don't know i haven't trained enough no

01:12:15.940 yeah hey but sometimes you know like my boy out there i'll be like hey pick up your thing and

01:12:23.520 fix your shirt i'm like sorry guys um one is trying to relate here a little bit you know

01:12:31.700 one uh a great moment that you had uh after a fight groom that boy

01:12:35.920 i'm playing uh a great moment you had after the fight with michael johnson when you called out

01:12:42.480 conor mcgregor and they took them like rogan like kind of stopped you from talking to the mic did you

01:12:46.900 have more you wanted to say on that yeah i was about to go off on everything i was gonna be like

01:12:52.020 bitch, rich motherfucker, I fight harder than you, I train harder than you, everybody, fuck

01:12:56.180 everyone here, fuck your mama, woo woo woo, but he stopped me with a good thing, because

01:13:03.120 anything could have happened, endorphins, I'm like yo, I told you this was going to happen,

01:13:08.180 woo woo woo, so I would have went off and I'm glad it got stopped when it did, but then

01:13:11.620 I was telling my brother, man, I shouldn't have said that, because he said it, because

01:13:14.660 he's like, who gives, my brother knew, he's like, who gives the fuck, bro, you think anybody

01:13:18.240 didn't see that like oh yeah i forgot so it worked out it was good will uh shout out to joe it was a

01:13:25.640 good stoppage yeah good stoppage because i could have said anything it said just what i needed to

01:13:31.700 say if i would have kept going i would embarrass myself amen bro i already am kind of still was

01:13:37.300 embarrassed about a little bit of it but i always am so it's cool well like you say you got but you

01:13:42.360 put it out there bro you know you're running on endorphins that's different will um yeah yeah yeah

01:13:47.660 You got the confidence to say whatever, right?

01:13:49.520 Yeah.

01:13:49.880 I'll say anything.

01:13:50.920 Fuck everybody here.

01:13:52.260 Like, what if they turn on you?

01:13:54.220 I shouldn't have said that.

01:13:55.800 Sorry, guys.

01:13:56.560 I was high.

01:13:58.020 I was high.

01:13:59.400 Can you fight high or no?

01:14:01.320 I wish.

01:14:03.300 I was kind of high when I fought Pettis.

01:14:05.940 Not really.

01:14:07.240 I smoked a fat blunt right before we walked in, huh?

01:14:09.880 Remember when we walked in LA?

01:14:11.600 You're not allowed to smoke weed now.

01:14:13.240 Yeah.

01:14:13.440 Well, you can't just bring that weed in the locker room.

01:14:17.660 and smoke at the commission in front of the commission so i got really high and then we

01:14:22.240 walked in but that was like an hour and a half two hours before the fight so i was lingering high

01:14:27.160 but it would be great to when they're when they're when i was gonna say when you walk out to smoke

01:14:33.320 but the best part would be to like smoke some right when they're going in the blue corner

01:14:38.340 hurry up please that'd be the best i think that's me right there there you go

01:14:46.540 that's me

01:14:49.480 it is

01:14:50.220 that's me

01:14:52.500 because I know that Nick got

01:14:54.800 part of his thing was his suspension was for weed right

01:14:57.260 whenever he got suspended

01:14:59.280 you know what you should pull up is that one fight

01:15:00.700 yeah Nick got in trouble for weed

01:15:03.280 hey can you guys pull up a fight

01:15:05.300 who's that Hawaiian guy that you fought

01:15:07.480 that you went dink

01:15:08.560 cracked after a shocker

01:15:10.480 remember the guy who you hit after

01:15:12.800 he knocked out and you cracked him

01:15:15.400 with the oh think about it i forget jake bong pulling chris villa versus drake bowen and let's

01:15:22.020 watch that i laugh at this fight every time that's hilarious that's funny nick got suspended for for

01:15:29.760 for five years or some shit like that when he was already fucking

01:15:34.700 older and it was like ridiculous i forget the situation was there ever a part where they were

01:15:41.740 when you were

01:15:42.540 when you were like

01:15:44.720 heavy in UFC

01:15:45.340 were you

01:15:46.260 oh here let's watch it

01:15:47.240 can you go to the end

01:15:48.040 yeah just go to the end

01:15:49.120 hold on

01:15:50.540 it's coming

01:15:51.300 this is fun

01:15:51.960 alright you can start it right here

01:15:53.660 like this

01:15:55.260 stink

01:15:57.660 what's up

01:15:58.240 my lights

01:15:58.720 watch watch

01:15:59.260 blam

01:16:00.800 I never get a win like that

01:16:04.200 I'm trying though

01:16:07.340 do one more time

01:16:10.540 repeat

01:16:11.760 That's fun.

01:16:12.380 That's fun to watch.

01:16:13.780 That makes you want to fight.

01:16:14.880 That's what I'm going to do to anybody who groomed me.

01:16:16.840 You almost had it against Leon Edwards.

01:16:21.260 I know I did almost get Leon fucking ass.

01:16:24.260 Respectfully, do you have any regret for not going after him?

01:16:27.440 I did go after him.

01:16:28.240 But you pointed after you rocked him.

01:16:30.120 Let's clear it up.

01:16:31.060 Put that fight on.

01:16:31.880 Put on and write that part.

01:16:33.260 I'll show you.

01:16:34.060 People don't understand.

01:16:35.060 They just like to make that the narrative of what happened.

01:16:37.740 Yeah, thanks, Nate.

01:16:38.400 But don't forget to get by everybody does.

01:16:41.300 I'm not good looking out, but everybody does.

01:16:43.320 So if you, if you watch the fight, let's take into consideration real quick.

01:16:46.820 Let's take into consideration that this is 23 minutes of fighting in.

01:16:52.260 Okay.

01:16:52.760 And let me tell you beforehand, my eyes, my eyes right here, my eyes.

01:16:59.380 And right here, like after a certain amount of time, I had sweat in my eyes.

01:17:04.020 Hold on.

01:17:04.300 Pause it.

01:17:04.880 Pause it.

01:17:05.180 i had sweat in my eyes so i could see him i could see him all completely clear but like my eyes were

01:17:12.760 all sweated out and i couldn't see his eyes so when he went like this i thought he was playing

01:17:19.820 with me uh because i couldn't see that but if i could see his eyes i could see like really far

01:17:24.340 you could see somebody's eyes right if they're conscious or not and like when i cracked him

01:17:29.360 i thought he was when i pointed at him i'm like how bitch shut up because i thought he was playing

01:17:33.700 with me and i like fucking and then i was like i was like oh shit he is fucked up and then watch

01:17:39.060 from watch from that point how many punches i throw and how much i actually really attack him

01:17:44.000 let's see it but i was slow on it for sure at first i couldn't see my eyes were blurry

01:17:49.820 no i could i could see perfect but i couldn't see his eyes then it i thought he was fucking

01:17:54.560 with me like oh i'm i'm knocked out and i knew he had a minute left so i thought he was like

01:17:59.580 I'm going to get out alive.

01:18:00.740 I'm like,

01:18:01.060 shut up,

01:18:01.440 bitch.

01:18:03.460 What?

01:18:04.060 I was in Arizona,

01:18:05.040 huh?

01:18:05.340 Yeah,

01:18:05.520 the Arizona.

01:18:06.120 That's fun.

01:18:06.880 Yeah.

01:18:07.420 Watch.

01:18:08.080 Okay,

01:18:08.340 it's happening.

01:18:09.000 Bing.

01:18:09.360 Okay,

01:18:09.760 one minute left.

01:18:10.940 Now watch how many punches I throw from here on.

01:18:13.700 Like,

01:18:13.940 right now I'm realizing,

01:18:15.280 oh,

01:18:15.520 he is actually fucked up.

01:18:16.560 Okay,

01:18:16.860 one.

01:18:18.380 And he's grabbing a hold on thing.

01:18:20.180 I'm like,

01:18:20.520 come here,

01:18:20.900 bitch.

01:18:21.660 What's up,

01:18:22.220 motherfucker?

01:18:22.860 Ding,

01:18:23.160 ding,

01:18:23.720 ding.

01:18:24.140 Trying to get him.

01:18:25.440 24 minutes in though.

01:18:26.860 Yeah,

01:18:26.940 I'm not some fucking energetic first minute of the fight.

01:18:29.580 Look, I'm chasing this fool.

01:18:31.960 Get off me.

01:18:32.920 Come here, bitch.

01:18:36.400 What's up?

01:18:37.120 You over here going to get out of life?

01:18:38.360 No, I'm going to get you.

01:18:40.900 30 seconds.

01:18:42.080 Look, am I not chasing him?

01:18:43.680 I'm trying to get his ass.

01:18:45.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:46.340 But of course, I look at it and think what I could have done,

01:18:49.460 but it's like what I could have should have.

01:18:50.680 I was trying, trying to get his ass.

01:18:52.560 But initially, when I socked his ass,

01:18:55.260 I couldn't see his eye that he went like that.

01:18:56.860 I thought he just kind of did that.

01:18:59.580 oh he is fucked up and i started chasing him down so i was like you just took a picture and i know

01:19:05.560 it wasn't even like that i was trying to get him i was fucking fighting for 24 minutes hey everybody

01:19:10.540 go fight for 24 minutes then try to get a motherfucker you know what i'm saying

01:19:15.020 like you'll be like the guy on gladi or peeing on himself yeah the fuck you talking about fight me

01:19:20.860 but if it would have went on anymore i would have finished that fool too

01:19:24.860 but woulda coulda shoulda and there's only 25 minutes do what you should have done

01:19:28.880 I knew that

01:19:29.720 I was just clearing that up

01:19:30.740 For other people

01:19:31.320 I knew

01:19:31.680 I knew

01:19:32.140 Nah that's my guy

01:19:33.160 I like the guy in the back

01:19:34.260 That's my boy right there

01:19:35.360 He knows Dumb and Dumber

01:19:36.960 He knows all the references

01:19:38.440 That's my guy right there

01:19:39.720 What's your name again?

01:19:41.020 Nick Davis

01:19:41.480 Across Wisconsin

01:19:42.300 Nick Davis

01:19:43.440 From Wisconsin

01:19:44.080 Was popping

01:19:44.560 He liked the cheese head

01:19:45.840 What are they?

01:19:47.200 Green Bay Packers

01:19:48.220 Look at them

01:19:49.520 Niner gang

01:19:50.140 Baby was popping

01:19:50.900 Gang

01:19:51.460 Is that your stuff?

01:19:54.020 Gang gang?

01:19:54.620 Gang gang

01:19:55.040 That's your brand right there?

01:19:56.700 Yeah

01:19:56.960 That's tight

01:19:57.800 We came in with that

01:19:58.740 And I'm upstairs

01:20:00.320 That's another one

01:20:01.080 That we came through with

01:20:01.940 This has been

01:20:02.500 Let me get a hat

01:20:03.240 We've been a good group

01:20:04.240 Oh yeah we got some

01:20:04.880 For you on the way out

01:20:06.020 Shoot me a hat to put on

01:20:07.920 Yeah I'll trade you

01:20:08.640 Gang gang

01:20:09.220 I'll trade you a hat

01:20:10.100 For a ticket to your fight

01:20:10.840 I want one

01:20:11.400 I got a ticket for you

01:20:12.440 Come on man

01:20:13.160 You already know

01:20:14.760 You got tickets

01:20:15.360 From somebody anyway

01:20:16.440 But you and me though

01:20:17.760 I'm gonna get you a shirt

01:20:18.760 I can't wait

01:20:19.180 Put me in the fucking

01:20:19.800 Yeah wear my shirt

01:20:20.840 I'm kidding

01:20:21.360 I'll get a Diaz shirt bro

01:20:23.460 I'll get a Diaz Army shirt

01:20:25.240 Gang gang

01:20:25.920 I like the camo

01:20:26.880 Dude perfect

01:20:27.480 I'll get a Diaz Army shirt

01:20:28.440 Can we get one for Chris?

01:20:30.660 Yeah.

01:20:31.100 Yeah, what the fuck?

01:20:32.120 You guys left out Chris.

01:20:33.460 That's cold.

01:20:34.120 He added it again.

01:20:35.260 Kevin Baker from Cheeseheads.

01:20:37.520 I'm just kidding.

01:20:38.080 What's your name again?

01:20:39.200 Nick.

01:20:39.680 Nick.

01:20:41.200 Nick what?

01:20:41.940 You go to the fights early on.

01:20:43.000 Nick Davis.

01:20:43.860 Shout out to Nick Davis.

01:20:44.360 You go to the fights early on.

01:20:45.380 I love being here.

01:20:46.360 Yeah.

01:20:46.920 They're cool.

01:20:47.780 It's the best, bro.

01:20:48.840 These are cool hats.

01:20:49.920 Just seeing all the people there.

01:20:51.240 Sure, thank you.

01:20:51.760 At the fights.

01:20:52.700 That's cool you go to all the prelims and everything, too, because that's where all the,

01:20:55.560 You're going to see some of the better shit.

01:20:57.320 People don't even know it's happening.

01:20:59.320 Oh, that's tough.

01:21:01.200 It looks tough.

01:21:02.120 Yeah, it's good.

01:21:03.180 Return of the rat.

01:21:04.700 Why is it the rat?

01:21:05.680 Are you the rat?

01:21:06.440 You're the rat king.

01:21:07.240 You're the rat king.

01:21:09.400 Yeah, they call me the rat king.

01:21:11.980 Whenever Brendan Sharp and I had a podcast,

01:21:13.900 it's called The King and the Sting,

01:21:14.920 and they called me the rat king because...

01:21:16.660 Is Brendan Sharp still gay?

01:21:19.120 I never...

01:21:20.080 I'm kidding.

01:21:21.680 I never been with him.

01:21:22.820 I got it.

01:21:24.020 I never been with him.

01:21:25.560 i've never been with him i mean he's always seen his wife says he's straight his wife says

01:21:32.740 that girl lying no man but he gave me that nickname and then that's kind of all i've

01:21:38.420 always been a fucking like i'm gonna survive no matter what bro i'm playing with um that's

01:21:42.780 my whole way no all good bro he's cool we had we had a little differences but that's just the

01:21:48.140 name of the game i got yeah that's the name of the game you guys that's part of it you gotta

01:21:52.040 you guys also have to be your own

01:21:53.720 I have a real problem with like

01:21:55.580 motherfucking

01:21:57.360 what spelling

01:22:01.280 I'll out spell you

01:22:04.120 or anybody in the UFC straight up

01:22:06.200 people don't know that about me

01:22:07.560 give me a word

01:22:08.580 Nick Davis was hunting the word right there

01:22:12.460 but I can't

01:22:16.260 spell though good

01:22:17.080 I always shit on my girl like watch this

01:22:19.460 shoot

01:22:20.620 what uh i don't like i have a problem with i have a problem with uh fighters

01:22:29.500 who start analyzing is that what it's called like analysts or try to think they're area

01:22:36.300 or some shit but but all the like you but those guys like chael son there's all those guys that

01:22:41.780 i like chael chael's my guy though but he's he like should have done that before even he that's

01:22:47.840 him he should be he should that's the guy who should do it but then everybody else starts

01:22:52.220 thinking and then what they do is they go out and give criticism to a fighter like an analyst

01:22:56.920 and my bro you were never even a fighter if that's what you do you're a bitch and you're

01:23:02.660 gonna fucking analyze and talk about how fighters are and what they should do and you know it all

01:23:06.620 you know it all well what the fuck happened in your career then why are you analysts now mr know

01:23:11.320 it all why are you muhammad ali and mike tyson and the best of the best talking about negative about

01:23:16.700 what I should have done

01:23:17.320 when I made more money

01:23:18.200 than you ever made

01:23:19.020 in your whole career

01:23:19.980 at any fight Mr. Champion

01:23:21.780 talking about DC

01:23:23.160 and fucking

01:23:23.800 all of them

01:23:26.960 you're gonna talk about

01:23:28.040 people fighting

01:23:28.480 those are the kind of

01:23:29.140 motherfuckers

01:23:29.540 that need their asses beat

01:23:30.620 just a quick little thought

01:23:32.480 for you

01:23:33.080 fuck a fighter analyst

01:23:35.640 you know what I'm saying

01:23:36.320 shit annoys the fuck out of me

01:23:38.320 well

01:23:38.600 yeah

01:23:39.420 and we'll keep it moving

01:23:40.860 but they'll get themselves

01:23:41.760 into shit like that too

01:23:42.680 like Brandon Schaub

01:23:43.400 got his ass punked

01:23:44.380 a little bit

01:23:44.800 because

01:23:45.260 just cause he does that stupid shit

01:23:47.780 I'm like well

01:23:48.360 I don't

01:23:49.120 I wouldn't talk about fighters

01:23:50.520 you know

01:23:52.820 unless

01:23:53.340 it was to insult them

01:23:55.220 and be like

01:23:56.060 I'll beat your ass

01:23:57.240 I see what you're saying

01:23:58.000 you know what I'm saying

01:23:58.520 like

01:23:58.860 but you don't

01:23:59.560 so you would never get into

01:24:00.360 you would never be an analyst

01:24:01.220 so

01:24:01.420 like I went

01:24:03.480 if I wanted some funk

01:24:04.940 I would

01:24:05.400 right

01:24:06.120 you know what I'm saying

01:24:07.000 if I wanted some funk with them

01:24:08.200 I'd be like

01:24:08.560 okay let's talk about fights today

01:24:09.940 this fight fucking sucks

01:24:11.720 this dude's boring as shit

01:24:13.340 I've never seen a single

01:24:14.780 dc fight in my career except for when i was on the same car to the same one time and he was picking

01:24:19.940 up the dude and walking around like he just owned him like he was hella tight like damn he's schooling

01:24:23.720 that dude and then i looked back at the screen and he was knocked out on his ass that's the only dc

01:24:28.780 fight i ever saw and he wants to tell talk about what i should do and how i'm not a good fighter

01:24:36.260 and i should i'm like are you mad because you were the champion and and like when i was nowhere near

01:24:41.640 champion i got paid way more than you that's a fucking bitter little bitch who's analyzing fights

01:24:47.880 who daniel cormier yeah all the all the analysts though i just saw the other you don't like the

01:24:52.820 i can't think of the names uh well i'm just saying they're putting themselves in a position to be

01:24:56.640 roasted but the bad part about it is is they get the favor of me talking and roasting on them and

01:25:02.800 that's what they wanted me to do so i take it back dc you cool you the man he traded me one

01:25:07.740 time a tub of popcorn for a thing of um beef big thing of beef jerky and that was pretty that's

01:25:14.960 like like i i don't know as a fan i like what those guys do especially ringside because i need

01:25:21.400 that information i understand from another person you like to hear from the pro you like to hear

01:25:25.840 from the pros yes so it's cool too so i understand that too but from a fighter perspective i mean i

01:25:31.360 wouldn't do it just for the just for the the um respect i have for the arts and like got it i'm

01:25:40.140 like you're a great wrestler dc you can't fight for shit you win fights but you're not

01:25:44.700 you're a fucking big old pussy remember he cried i didn't see him crying yeah he got knocked up

01:25:52.140 y'all know you cried i would it's good and he's like this record sucks i'm like you cried

01:25:58.680 i didn't mean to even talk about it no it's okay bro we can cut that out fuck

01:26:06.000 i'm serious we can do whatever we can cut it out okay it happened i'm kidding it happened i did

01:26:11.840 want to ask you shoot the shoot the shit i did i did want to ask you we're going to talk about

01:26:16.480 the busboy movie and you guys zacked an experience because i know there was a lot of it what's the

01:26:19.800 busboy movie uh it's this movie we did who was in it a couple gooners

01:26:24.640 from outside of modesto um

01:26:34.020 no i did want to ask was there ever a point though because we we talked briefly about

01:26:41.800 nick got sent out for weed i did want to ask you was there ever a point where you tried in

01:26:46.180 your own negotiations to see if they would

01:26:47.780 like, like you were able to

01:26:49.820 get him back into the UFC?

01:26:55.420 And if that's something

01:26:56.200 that's inappropriate. No, I didn't, I never even

01:26:58.220 thought about even, how would I get

01:27:00.180 him in? I never even thought about it. It was like,

01:27:02.260 you know, like when the cops take you to jail

01:27:04.320 and I don't want you to go to jail, I'm like, I know

01:27:06.100 I can't get you out. I ain't talking

01:27:08.240 to the cops. So that's probably

01:27:10.200 the situation. I didn't even think about it.

01:27:11.900 Oh shit, they kicked me out of the fuck.

01:27:14.140 But what was I going to do?

01:27:16.180 I just didn't know if you had it, because you're just such a name in such a...

01:27:19.920 Yeah, but even then, though, I don't think I was as big as a name to even have any effect.

01:27:24.840 And even though, even if I am now, right now, how I am, I don't think I could help that, you know?

01:27:31.540 I'm not going to go fucking go ahead to the commission.

01:27:33.760 They're going to do me or him in the game.

01:27:36.060 Oh, so it wasn't just up to the UFC.

01:27:37.480 It was a commission thing.

01:27:38.440 It wasn't UFC at all.

01:27:40.360 I think it was a commission, right?

01:27:41.500 That's on me then.

01:27:43.600 I don't know.

01:27:44.320 I never even thought about it like that.

01:27:45.340 Will Nick help you train in this

01:27:48.640 Do you guys still train together

01:27:51.040 Yeah he'll pop in

01:27:52.460 And get me up about

01:27:54.720 Everything I suck at

01:27:55.940 That's what he does

01:27:57.460 So that's what I need him for too

01:27:59.940 So it's perfect

01:28:00.760 Hell yeah bro

01:28:01.760 It's so cool that you have a brother

01:28:03.160 Alright let's talk about

01:28:05.860 Let's talk about Busboys

01:28:08.400 The movie

01:28:09.120 What was y'all's acting experience

01:28:10.680 Be honest with me bro

01:28:12.000 Cause y'all's manager told me you guys had acting experience

01:28:16.220 What was y'all's acting experience?

01:28:17.560 He told you that?

01:28:18.420 Yeah, he did.

01:28:19.260 We don't have any acting experience.

01:28:21.320 We keep it real.

01:28:22.320 God damn it.

01:28:25.220 Do you have any acting experience?

01:28:27.440 No.

01:28:27.920 Real thing right there.

01:28:31.440 That's the best thing ever.

01:28:32.640 We don't have any acting experience.

01:28:34.160 We never act at a fucking moment.

01:28:35.860 Hey, but now I do.

01:28:37.440 Facts, bro.

01:28:38.340 Let's go.

01:28:38.860 Shout out to Theo.

01:28:39.860 Now I do.

01:28:41.840 All right.

01:28:42.400 Let's look at some bloopers from the movie from Busboys.

01:28:45.320 man and thank you guys so much bro hey first and foremost before this even happens i'm embarrassed

01:28:49.640 yeah yeah same nah dude and i do want to tell people this though go if you if what david and

01:28:57.340 i tried to do is we wrote this ourselves we paid for it ourselves right so we want to try to change

01:29:01.600 the game of how we didn't go to a studio nobody's we don't there's no big dogs in this kennel right

01:29:08.020 we just have we did this on our own and we got uh great friends that were able to come in and help

01:29:13.340 about like you guys who are you know just coming in and being a part of it and so we need people

01:29:18.060 to go and buy tickets early because then they'll add it to other theaters two motherfuckers don't

01:29:21.980 know what they're doing and then embarrassing if people will go get tickets early we can add

01:29:27.680 it to more theaters so i just want to let people know that in advance um all right let's check out

01:29:31.940 a little let's check out some of uh you guys this is just some behind the scenes stuff you can find

01:29:36.100 where it's playing busboysmovie.com

01:29:38.260 what's up you ain't listening

01:29:40.980 yo fuck your ass

01:29:43.880 fuck out of this neighborhood

01:29:45.460 bitch ass motherfuckers

01:29:48.440 you know that reposition

01:29:50.040 Chris come over here right here by the door you're good

01:29:52.060 come on bro let's roll

01:29:53.580 sorry

01:29:55.900 he in the backseat

01:29:58.600 yeah I know

01:29:59.980 fuck out of here

01:30:03.140 fuck out of here bitch

01:30:04.300 fuck you guys doing

01:30:05.660 That was my aunt's car, bro.

01:30:07.560 My aunt's car.

01:30:09.680 Your aunt's probably gonna like that.

01:30:11.260 You're really not.

01:30:12.380 You wanna die, pussies?

01:30:13.720 That's cool.

01:30:14.520 That's funny.

01:30:16.840 He got the mirror?

01:30:18.820 Get in the car.

01:30:19.620 I gotta get gas.

01:30:20.720 All right, all right, all right.

01:30:22.460 Sorry.

01:30:23.460 Now you can do it from side to side,

01:30:25.440 but don't come more forward than that.

01:30:27.100 What?

01:30:27.480 Fuck you.

01:30:28.200 He gets in the bathroom.

01:30:29.340 You running away?

01:30:30.200 Fuck you, bitch.

01:30:32.840 Okay, hold on.

01:30:34.220 Oh, that's perfect.

01:30:35.060 Hold on, what's up?

01:30:35.660 Leave it started. Leave it started. It's good. It's good. It's good.

01:30:41.240 Bitch ass. Motherfuckers.

01:30:42.860 Fuck y'all.

01:30:44.120 Yeah, you better run.

01:30:45.740 What, bitch? What are you going to do about it?

01:30:47.480 You got to eat little shit and you're pulling up.

01:30:50.040 Fuck you, motherfucker.

01:30:51.620 I'm going to hit you off.

01:30:52.920 I'm going to hit you off.

01:30:53.940 Fuck his. My ass is going to be fucking pissed.

01:30:57.400 That's not even acting. That's just being mean.

01:31:00.800 Oh, that's embarrassing.

01:31:02.120 That's what they expect out of it

01:31:05.540 That's what's the worst part

01:31:06.540 We should have kept that car

01:31:22.260 I know

01:31:23.100 That car would have been coated

01:31:26.100 David Spade

01:31:28.240 David Spade's a man

01:31:29.880 dude do not take those guys to an applebee's that's funny that who's that

01:31:37.660 get up theo get up bro that was fun that part that was you were tied up remember that was cool

01:31:48.620 yeah dude and then there was like you guys were hilarious bro because y'all would sit outside the

01:31:53.680 car would just be fucking some type of music would be playing smoke would be in there and we'd be

01:31:58.620 like okay you guys ready to go oh yeah that was fun it was it bro how did you guys feel like

01:32:03.940 doing it and how do you feel after it would it be something you'd want to do again yeah it was cool

01:32:08.260 it was a good experience i never acted either so i was like what am i doing how do you feel about

01:32:14.960 i felt like uh uh i wish that i could have done it again and do it all over again because it was

01:32:23.480 a cool experience and i didn't think about it at the time i was thinking like it was work like

01:32:26.940 man what are we doing here we gotta be acting

01:32:28.820 and stuff and then when I left I was like that was actually

01:32:31.000 really cool

01:32:31.940 and then I

01:32:35.100 saw the clips that you guys sent us too

01:32:36.680 and my daughter the whole time has been like

01:32:39.000 do I get to see the movie you're in

01:32:40.700 and then I watched the clips I was like damn

01:32:42.600 I already told her yeah

01:32:43.980 I'm just being like

01:32:46.760 fuck you motherfucker

01:32:47.840 so I'm like

01:32:49.620 I'm gonna let her see it though cause she has

01:32:52.340 but now I have to come back

01:32:55.040 and be a good

01:32:55.600 Now I have to come back and be a good guy if I come back because my lesson learned and evolution, now I know.

01:33:04.560 Now I know.

01:33:05.200 Okay, I'm going to do this.

01:33:06.140 I want to be a good guy.

01:33:07.380 Yeah.

01:33:07.860 Or a medium guy.

01:33:10.280 That's fair to be.

01:33:11.160 At least.

01:33:11.700 I think being a medium guy is pretty good.

01:33:13.660 Had you ever, had you been a person?

01:33:14.640 But it was fun, too.

01:33:15.580 It was cool.

01:33:16.200 Dude, that's how I feel.

01:33:16.980 It was fun to hang out with you and David Spade, bro, that's legendary, bro.

01:33:20.980 That's fucking the guy.

01:33:23.020 I know.

01:33:23.500 that's how when i think back on it too i'm like man i wish there was a way that i could make more

01:33:26.980 of like easy just to have been there with spade you know it was just crazy bro yeah no that's way

01:33:31.860 cool yeah it's cool that spade's still around doing what he's doing bro that guy's been around

01:33:36.400 forever and that's the man he's a fucking boss oh yeah hilarious oh me boy was there other uh

01:33:42.200 was there other movies that you got offered to be in they offered me to be in roadhouse

01:33:47.560 they call roadhouse the roadhouse dude the one with uh that conor mcgregor did they offered me

01:33:53.420 that part that connor did i didn't do that because i ain't losing no fight to no gay jake

01:33:58.960 jill and all broke back mountain ass but if i could beat him in the fight then yeah but i wasn't

01:34:07.600 gonna lose no fight no no no broke back mountain yeah you know what i'm saying but it would have

01:34:12.860 been cool too to do that but i'm glad i still stick to my word i wouldn't have done that and

01:34:17.720 it's easy to be gay on a fucking mountain try being gay at fucking c level all the real

01:34:21.480 motherfuckers are deal with somebody who might punch out but uh so i got offered that part they

01:34:28.300 did a movie in stockton when leonardo dicaprio that just came out i'm not trying to brag but

01:34:36.260 they did but i didn't get into it but i i should have that would have been way cool to do what is

01:34:41.060 it now now i'm more interested that this all all happened and i did your thing i'm like now i'm

01:34:46.720 okay I want to do over

01:34:47.860 and now I want to be

01:34:48.960 now I want to do some cool

01:34:50.080 but

01:34:50.620 I just want to be like

01:34:52.180 you know what I'm saying

01:34:53.020 I want to be like

01:34:53.520 a Spanish teacher

01:34:54.420 or a doctor

01:34:55.160 or somebody

01:34:55.640 somebody nice

01:34:57.240 you know what I'm saying

01:34:58.160 I don't need to be

01:34:59.060 all that mean

01:34:59.800 fucking picking on people

01:35:01.620 at least we got to

01:35:02.840 punk you

01:35:03.320 and David Spade

01:35:04.160 a little bit

01:35:04.720 that's all

01:35:05.640 bro

01:35:07.220 I didn't want to

01:35:07.900 punk you guys

01:35:08.460 but I'm just

01:35:09.040 no dude

01:35:09.820 this shit was hilarious bro

01:35:11.020 the best parts were

01:35:11.880 hanging out

01:35:12.420 just with Bobby Lee

01:35:13.460 being around him

01:35:14.320 the fun part was

01:35:14.520 going there

01:35:15.280 and seeing it all happen

01:35:16.440 You were there and fucking David was there

01:35:18.460 and a bunch of guys on the set were hella cool too.

01:35:21.340 I couldn't even believe it was a real movie

01:35:22.440 until the first day I got there

01:35:23.500 because we'd just been doing emails and shit.

01:35:24.540 Remember when we throw the guy in the trunk?

01:35:25.920 Yeah.

01:35:26.300 That shit was hilarious.

01:35:27.380 What was that guy's name?

01:35:28.160 That was when we first showed up.

01:35:29.440 You're like, yeah, you threw him, throw him in the trunk.

01:35:31.540 I'm like, what?

01:35:32.140 It was some honky.

01:35:33.280 I thought I was going to come in there

01:35:34.440 and be some romantic guy

01:35:36.480 and go on a date with a girl in a movie.

01:35:39.620 And then they're like, you just got to...

01:35:41.120 Remember you guys were telling us the lines?

01:35:42.720 They were telling us the lines and I was like...

01:35:45.160 It was hella early.

01:35:45.700 And I was reading it, and I was like, the way they were having me talk was all weird and shit,

01:35:50.180 because I was reading lines.

01:35:52.680 And then I got to the point after we did a couple of takes, and they're like,

01:35:55.520 no, look, dude, I'm like, oh, you guys want us to punk you.

01:35:59.700 Yeah.

01:36:00.220 You guys want us to punk the fuck out of you, like some little bitches.

01:36:03.280 Okay.

01:36:03.980 Hey, Chris, they just want us to punk the fuck out of you.

01:36:06.920 Let's just punk their asses.

01:36:08.120 So then, and then he watched us, and we're like, hey, fuck you, fucking bitch ass motherfuckers.

01:36:12.900 I've seen people get punks, and I'm like, let's punk these guys.

01:36:15.340 You guys are the only people I know that can say, fuck you, like, 70 different ways.

01:36:19.200 That was embarrassing.

01:36:20.700 My daughter wants to see it.

01:36:22.780 You know what we'll do?

01:36:23.820 She's going to see it.

01:36:24.960 We have a cartoon.

01:36:26.380 I told her she could see it.

01:36:28.060 We created a cool cartoon animation that we'll do as well.

01:36:32.300 I'll make sure to send you that.

01:36:33.260 You can show her that.

01:36:34.540 The Busboys version?

01:36:36.000 Yeah.

01:36:36.360 Or it was, like, something else.

01:36:37.620 Just of you got, like, of the characters.

01:36:39.540 That's cool.

01:36:40.260 So that'll be something you can show her for sure.

01:36:41.920 Well how about

01:36:45.100 And how about this dude

01:36:45.960 If we do another one

01:36:47.120 If we do another movie

01:36:48.140 We'll come back

01:36:48.620 We'll give you guys

01:36:49.280 We'll give you a more

01:36:50.920 Thank God

01:36:53.180 Different type of character

01:36:56.660 Maybe a baker or something

01:36:58.240 Yeah

01:36:58.700 I like that

01:37:00.520 Yeah

01:37:01.060 A savant

01:37:02.660 Say chef though

01:37:04.480 Okay

01:37:04.940 Say chef

01:37:07.280 I don't want to be no bitch ass baker

01:37:10.500 yeah fuck that shit

01:37:13.040 fuck that

01:37:14.240 oh dude

01:37:18.040 what if it's the Stockton Doctors

01:37:19.940 we'll do a movie called the Stockton Doctors

01:37:22.000 yeah but let's throw them off

01:37:26.520 and I'll be a chiropractor

01:37:27.600 I don't know what that meant

01:37:30.960 did I just dis chiropractors

01:37:32.320 that's fucked up

01:37:33.060 no dude I don't even know

01:37:34.600 this is as high as I've been in fucking 11 years

01:37:37.400 this is fucking great

01:37:38.980 11 years sober

01:37:39.940 Let's hit a new story, man

01:37:42.780 And then we'll get you guys out of here, bro

01:37:44.120 Fuck, I'm ready for the fight, dude

01:37:46.720 What fight?

01:37:47.480 Yours

01:37:47.880 And yours

01:37:49.240 I'm ready to fucking see you guys

01:37:50.660 Versus Jenkins

01:37:51.280 Versus Mike Perry

01:37:52.080 I'm ready to see this shit

01:37:53.380 Quadruple amputee

01:37:55.500 Professional

01:37:56.220 Cornhole

01:37:57.260 What did they say?

01:37:58.080 Cornhole

01:37:58.540 Oh yeah, I saw this earlier

01:38:00.280 Cornhole player faces

01:38:01.100 He got no arms or legs

01:38:02.380 Yeah

01:38:02.860 I don't understand

01:38:03.940 Quadruple amputee

01:38:05.540 Professional cornhole player

01:38:06.500 Faces murder charges

01:38:07.740 After a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs

01:38:11.800 is accused of firing a deadly shot all while driving.

01:38:15.980 How?

01:38:18.160 What the fuck?

01:38:19.400 That really happened?

01:38:20.680 You could be a defense attorney right there.

01:38:22.500 That's it.

01:38:23.040 That's your next role.

01:38:24.200 He's out.

01:38:24.760 He's free.

01:38:26.220 Let him alone.

01:38:27.000 Even if he didn't, let him go.

01:38:29.360 Let's see what they say here.

01:38:30.560 Let's see what they say.

01:38:32.500 Not really.

01:38:33.240 Don't let him go.

01:38:34.600 And bizarre to say the least,

01:38:37.160 But before we get any further into this story, I just want to try to answer the question that so many people have right now.

01:38:43.300 How did someone with no arms, no hands, manage to fire a gun and allegedly kill someone?

01:38:49.940 Look at him.

01:38:50.840 It's early in the investigation, but there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved in the shooting.

01:38:57.000 He got no fingerprints.

01:38:57.820 And that he acted alone on this.

01:39:00.860 He got no fingerprints.

01:39:02.880 How are they going to do it?

01:39:04.880 That boy, free.

01:39:05.960 Yeah, free, bro.

01:39:07.160 get that boy a skateboard he out

01:39:09.240 free him man i think we're good on it you think nick

01:39:14.620 free him like he's laughing he's like yeah i did it but they ain't gonna catch me

01:39:19.780 ain't got no fingerprints oh man um oh last question do you do you get any residual bonus

01:39:27.740 for starting the bmf belt do you get a residual bonus from it for each fight

01:39:31.180 Let's call him

01:39:34.780 Let's call him

01:39:36.760 That's the answer

01:39:37.920 I should

01:39:39.240 Man, thank you guys, bro

01:39:41.920 Oh, wait

01:39:42.600 I gotta give y'all

01:39:43.600 I gotta tell you guys

01:39:45.120 Y'all's names

01:39:45.820 In the movie

01:39:46.860 Yeah, let's hear that

01:39:47.720 All right

01:39:48.140 So

01:39:49.300 No

01:39:50.320 We don't need you

01:39:52.180 Run out smoking a bunch of crack

01:39:53.560 And doing a bunch of shit

01:39:54.460 Cause he had one

01:39:55.320 Piece of weed

01:39:56.360 For two seconds

01:39:57.540 He's gonna take the weed right now

01:39:59.540 No, no, no

01:40:00.240 All of a sudden, you're on a crack fucking bender all across the United States.

01:40:04.120 Like, hey, you still bond?

01:40:05.620 You missing half his hair?

01:40:08.840 No.

01:40:09.420 Bro, I would, too.

01:40:10.640 I would take a hit of that joint just so I could go buy a fucking date ball.

01:40:14.400 Hey, no.

01:40:16.100 People who don't do drugs always try to smoke weed, but I'm like, nah.

01:40:20.520 I ain't finna be responsible for you rending off.

01:40:22.940 Or taking a shot.

01:40:24.020 I said that to my cousin one time, and he was like,

01:40:27.020 on all my other cuts

01:40:28.620 he was looking at me like

01:40:30.680 what the fuck

01:40:31.660 can you put me up

01:40:32.360 bro come on

01:40:33.540 you try to smoke the weed

01:40:34.680 you and me across town

01:40:36.200 smoking crack

01:40:36.960 and fucking stealing the car

01:40:38.380 and going across the country now

01:40:39.660 nah my watch buddy

01:40:41.400 you smoke crack

01:40:42.680 on your own time

01:40:43.380 bro that's

01:40:45.200 I told Joe Rogan

01:40:45.980 one time

01:40:46.240 I said

01:40:47.180 bro I want to smoke

01:40:48.800 I want to smoke a joint

01:40:49.960 on your show sometime

01:40:51.660 and he goes

01:40:52.120 you smoke a joint

01:40:53.200 on your show first

01:40:54.660 that's what he said

01:40:55.520 exactly bro

01:40:56.240 I feel the same way.

01:40:57.260 Yeah, man.

01:40:57.660 Not on my watch.

01:40:58.420 Yeah, not on my watch.

01:40:59.280 It's funny, though, to test people.

01:41:01.140 You're like, you sober.

01:41:02.460 Yeah.

01:41:03.200 You don't play with me.

01:41:04.760 I get smoked with him and her and him over there and her.

01:41:09.040 You don't get no weed by me.

01:41:10.560 You're going to run off and do some funny shit.

01:41:12.420 One day at a time.

01:41:13.460 I'll be fucking tickling motherfuckers, boy.

01:41:15.920 Women.

01:41:16.760 Women.

01:41:18.080 Women first and foremost.

01:41:19.560 Oh, that's funny.

01:41:21.720 What was the last time?

01:41:23.040 I like when you were telling Trump or somebody.

01:41:25.200 Oh, yeah.

01:41:25.740 yeah

01:41:26.380 what are you saying about the light pole

01:41:29.000 oh I turn into a fucking porch lamp

01:41:31.620 I turn into an owl

01:41:33.560 you'll watch someone eat their dinner

01:41:35.640 oh yeah

01:41:36.460 bro yeah I would get fucking dude yeah

01:41:39.200 I should have known I was gonna be fucked up when I was doing

01:41:41.400 all that peeping Tom shit when I was a kid

01:41:43.200 I'd be over there just watching people be families

01:41:47.600 and stuff

01:41:48.220 fucking look at them

01:41:52.980 and mom would be like what do you want for Christmas

01:41:54.880 are like the neighbors.

01:41:55.940 I want to fucking be like them.

01:41:59.060 That was it, man.

01:42:01.540 No weed.

01:42:02.640 Don't hit my weed.

01:42:05.680 We'll show Nick can hit it.

01:42:07.560 He's the fucking, he likes it.

01:42:08.480 Come on, Nick.

01:42:09.080 Give me that.

01:42:09.660 Let me hand it to Nick.

01:42:10.660 Nick, meet me halfway, brother.

01:42:12.700 Come on.

01:42:13.440 We'll call it a day, bro.

01:42:15.020 Yeah, for sure.

01:42:16.060 Thank you guys, bro.

01:42:17.120 The names.

01:42:18.240 Oh, yeah.

01:42:18.800 The name, bro.

01:42:19.860 The name.

01:42:20.380 I fucking got a secondhand high for God.

01:42:22.580 I forgot.

01:42:23.020 Bro, that's why I can't smoke it, too.

01:42:25.340 This is fun.

01:42:26.080 It got fun.

01:42:27.400 It got fun right now, honey.

01:42:31.120 It been fun, but it got fun.

01:42:33.000 Oh, it got great, bro.

01:42:34.760 This will go down in his...

01:42:36.540 This will be on his headstone

01:42:37.780 in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

01:42:40.800 I got knocked out by Nate Diaz's weed.

01:42:43.560 That'll be it.

01:42:45.600 Nate Diaz put me to sleep.

01:42:49.080 Took a nap.

01:42:50.840 All right.

01:42:51.460 The names are, your character is, fuck, I forgot that weed fucking hit me, I think.

01:43:00.740 I want to be Bart Williams.

01:43:02.960 You do?

01:43:03.800 Yeah.

01:43:04.420 Okay.

01:43:04.980 Call me Bart Williams.

01:43:06.540 All right.

01:43:07.020 And you got to give Chris a name.

01:43:08.820 I like this.

01:43:09.500 Hold on.

01:43:10.040 Do you have one or I got one for you?

01:43:12.920 Do you guys have names or anything?

01:43:14.480 I'm going to allow them.

01:43:15.440 I like that.

01:43:15.860 You can decide.

01:43:16.440 Bart Williams is your character.

01:43:17.560 I like Bart Williams.

01:43:18.040 I like that.

01:43:18.560 you know who you are

01:43:21.620 let me think of something

01:43:23.240 who would you think

01:43:25.780 he's Billy Williams

01:43:26.940 Billy Williams

01:43:28.940 gay brothers

01:43:30.700 yeah that's a good one

01:43:32.260 one was a super G and he passed away

01:43:36.840 was he really

01:43:37.500 yeah those guys were fucking those guys

01:43:40.520 who we were in that video

01:43:41.880 they were the real guys

01:43:43.360 shout out to them

01:43:47.200 Are they from Stockton?

01:43:48.260 I didn't expect to give them a name, but yes.

01:43:50.160 Stockton, Marotta, 209.

01:43:51.880 Amen, bro.

01:43:52.760 Marotta, 209.

01:43:54.560 Respect to them, bro.

01:43:55.520 They will be on the credits in the movie.

01:43:57.560 That's going to be the names.

01:43:58.680 I like that.

01:43:59.280 They'll be on the screen.

01:44:00.020 You guys will be able to see it.

01:44:01.320 So shout out to Bart and Billy Williams.

01:44:04.940 Blessings to you guys.

01:44:06.040 And thank you guys so much.

01:44:07.400 Nate and Chris will be there to watch the card.

01:44:11.260 And just appreciate you guys' time.

01:44:13.200 And all the entertainment, bro.

01:44:15.420 I appreciate you.

01:44:16.420 All the entertainment.

01:44:17.840 Hey, back at you.

01:44:18.820 Thank you, bro.

01:44:19.460 Hey, love.

01:44:20.160 Thanks for having us on.

01:44:21.160 Thanks for having us on the movie.

01:44:22.740 This podcast was a blast.

01:44:24.720 And supporting always.

01:44:26.160 You the man.

01:44:26.660 And I want that rematch between Ernie Reyes and Bobby Lee.

01:44:29.340 Can we set that up?

01:44:30.480 Yeah.

01:44:31.160 All right.

01:44:31.600 Bobby?

01:44:31.900 Bobby Lee's the man.

01:44:33.280 Bobby Lee's cool, man.

01:44:34.540 He's funny.

01:44:35.500 It's time for an Asian off, though.

01:44:36.820 Let's see who's really.

01:44:37.500 Let's do another podcast in a few months with them.

01:44:40.620 Let's see who's really about this shit.

01:44:43.100 We're going to Bobby on this side of Ernie.

01:44:44.940 Calm down.

01:44:46.420 that'd be sick

01:44:47.860 yeah bro

01:44:48.720 that's good man

01:44:51.220 I love

01:44:51.860 chill man

01:44:52.680 thank you guys

01:44:53.460 now I'm just

01:44:55.000 floating on the breeze

01:44:56.620 and I feel

01:44:57.420 I'm falling

01:44:58.220 like these leaves

01:44:59.560 I must be

01:45:00.640 cornerstone

01:45:02.880 oh

01:45:05.500 but when I reach

01:45:06.700 that ground

01:45:07.440 I'll share this

01:45:08.480 peace of mind

01:45:09.600 I found

01:45:10.280 I can feel it

01:45:11.660 in my bones

01:45:13.780 but it's gonna

01:45:15.740 I'll tell you.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 31, 2026

#649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

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