00:51:45.180I wrote the line. We watched the grass. See, it was so much fun. And they're, you know, my friend.
00:51:49.460And then my, oh, my friend stays over. We have a little beer. We haven't seen it in a long time.
00:51:53.800And the mom takes the kid home. And it's this awkward moment between me and my friend.
00:51:57.920He goes, because they have a, they have that staircase too. And he looks at me and goes,
00:52:02.880that staircase, didn't she? I go, yeah. He goes, yeah, that's a mom conversation.
00:52:08.240But see, then we talked about it. You also, as a parent, you have to be cool about this.
00:52:13.380yeah you know like you can't we don't have a little girl like that you can't be like0.84
00:52:18.300never never touch the flower then it's gonna be then she's gonna be banging prisoners when she's1.00
00:52:24.88020 years old because she's like oh daddy said no flower touching yeah i'm open up a florist down1.00
00:52:29.140there by the correctional center or whatever it's a florist center it's a fucking forest down here0.97
00:52:33.000now god so with kids you know it's always there's a tender point but that's that's totally a mom0.98
00:52:38.760to daughter conversation of course but it is interesting how you learn about sex right and
00:52:43.340what happens to you this says puberty actually starts between age 8 and 13 and girls and 9 and
00:52:49.26014 and boys if it starts before age 8 and girls before age 9 and boys doctors often consider it
00:52:55.100early and worth checking out but is it puberty that's starting or is it um because it is i
00:53:02.500remember probably i maybe i was about seven or eight and uh and i remember like just pressing
00:53:09.260things against my crotch like even if i just was like pressing these against my crotch felt good
00:53:14.260so i'd find like even if you were just walking by something and like you ever see a tree that0.95
00:53:18.400has like one of those kind of butt like a little butt sticking out i've dated a few
00:53:22.760yeah so you've been to that forest before is what you're telling us but what i'm saying is this yeah0.97
00:53:29.740I remember as a kid, like, sometimes my dad and I would go walk to church, and I would just walk, like, we'd walk by this one tree, and I remember him telling me, at some point, at one age or something, I just would walk over and just press my crotch against it.
00:53:44.660All I did as a kid was lay on the floor flat and just shove my little wheelie into the floor just to make it stimulate.
00:53:55.160I had that as a toy, like a soft toy, and I would just, like, f**k this pink panther so much that even under my, like, foreskin, I had pink hair, so I would f**k this shit out of this f**k.1.00
01:17:17.040Um, North Korean military men who joined the war front in Ukraine on behalf of Russia have, why would, first of all, look up this up separately.
01:43:46.520You know, we don't even have a job market.
01:43:47.900And then there's other bigger entities now that are trying to curtail that and these big tech companies are trying to limit what you can say.
01:43:56.840I think America is in a really, really interesting spot where we need patriots more than ever.
01:44:44.040We say an offensive word here, and another person who's maybe a revenue stream or a company that sponsors your podcast, maybe they don't like the word that we use, the slur, and that's a human making that decision.
01:51:15.900yeah yeah. It's interesting dude. And it's
01:51:17.820great that you have this incredible podcast
01:51:19.680I mean, you've had the president on, and it's great that you're, like, just expanding the common mainstream media by just being a dude who talks to people.