This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #662 - Matt Rife

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00:01:19.400 Today's guest is a stand-up comedian and an actor.

00:01:22.660 um he's he's pretty much he's the tim burton of rhode island i think that's safe to say he's got

00:01:29.220 a new show coming out later this year on netflix called the altruists um we're thankful to have

00:01:35.860 him this is his first time being here and um he's had quite a journey uh and we're just

00:01:41.820 we're excited uh today's guest is mr matt rife

00:01:46.740 How we doing here?

00:02:04.620 Looking good, dude.

00:02:05.820 Looking all right?

00:02:06.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:02:07.460 I just want to make sure I look fucking BLM adjacent. 0.98

00:02:11.800 You what? 0.98

00:02:12.880 I just want to make sure that I look...

00:02:14.860 BLM adjacent?

00:02:16.640 Yeah, I want to look BLM adjacent. 0.99

00:02:18.060 Like, you wouldn't protest yourself, but you'd help make the signs. 0.87

00:02:20.520 I just want them to know that, you know what I'm saying?

00:02:22.460 Yeah, I'll pull up, you know what I'm saying?

00:02:25.280 100%.

00:02:25.600 But I'm not getting crazy out there.

00:02:27.400 No, no.

00:02:28.160 Like, I'll hit the barbecue, but I'm not hitting the march, you know?

00:02:31.220 Yeah, dude.

00:02:31.860 There's got to be a line.

00:02:33.100 Yeah, because the BLM march also, I think it just got too...

00:02:36.900 I don't know.

00:02:39.240 It came at a good time in my life.

00:02:40.440 I had just gotten a whoop bracelet, so I was all about my steps at that time.

00:02:43.440 Oh, for the BLM marches? 0.80

00:02:44.440 Yeah, I was kind of right on time.

00:02:45.260 oh that's a great point dude people don't think about dude i wouldn't be surprised and this is a

00:02:50.480 conspiracy theory a lot of those were like blm marches and like probably the you know i don't

00:02:59.540 know if also maybe like the george floyd protest that was all kind of the same thing i think yeah

00:03:03.180 i think so but um were the were the blm marches and stuff was all that part of like just big

00:03:07.360 propaganda for like the woot bracelet in some of those companies is that a real conspiracy

00:03:10.940 if people would think it was just for the fitness aspect i don't know let's look that up on perplexity

00:03:14.900 if you can dude or what are they saying is there because all i'm saying is that's smart

00:03:20.120 that's smart do we put out this thing people need their steps how do we get them outdoors

00:03:24.560 it's a black bracelet i'm just saying the bracelet could have been any color hey you said it i was

00:03:30.520 way too early in the pod for that i mean bro this pod's been through a lot so i know man i'm so

00:03:35.860 happy we finally make it happen i think we'll be fine dude me too man good to see you good to see

00:03:39.600 You too, man.

00:03:41.020 Wow.

00:03:41.800 I forget, dude.

00:03:42.780 No, there's no credible evidence that the BLM marches were a conspiracy to sell whoops.

00:03:47.140 What?

00:03:48.100 Which is a little slangish, I feel like, for perplexity.

00:03:52.080 Or that the protests themselves were pre-planned as a fake operation.

00:03:55.880 Huh.

00:03:56.780 What is true is that the 2020 protests happened in response to the George Floyd killing,

00:04:01.620 and like many large demonstrations, that included a mix of peaceful marches and some incidents

00:04:04.700 of violence, looting, and misinformation.

00:04:06.380 i gotta tell you man you're you're very good at reading out loud you think your cold read skills

00:04:12.100 are incredible really oh yeah i was stumbling over those words not even saying it out loud

00:04:15.800 yeah that was very impressive i'm just glad to know that you don't have every skill dude because

00:04:19.800 when you like because you were like dude you kind of you made things difficult on a lot of us bro

00:04:25.960 when you were like the good-looking comedian dude and first of all were hurt a lot that was the that 0.97

00:04:32.380 was the meanest part of the sentence fuck sorry you changed a lot bro when you became 0.92

00:04:39.240 what you just changed the whole role it was like because comedian was a safe place for like kind 0.98

00:04:44.840 of regular looking dudes who didn't have that thing bro who couldn't really go around who

00:04:50.660 couldn't just walk up to a woman and be like ta-da that's not true you literally have that

00:04:54.880 everybody knows that no yes that's i thank you no man amongst the comedy community you're a piece 0.95

00:05:01.220 ass dude everyone knows this this is not true that's absolutely true you gotta get out and ask

00:05:05.840 more well i mean i mean i i i i i mean i don't think so but what i do know is there's a there's

00:05:13.240 only a few no you did it bro you were like oh my god and people dude i remember a lot of comedians

00:05:20.720 a lot of us were we wouldn't even go out of our houses for months after i after i came onto the

00:05:25.440 scene yeah after i started doing push-ups yeah people like ah we were making noises we'd never

00:05:30.340 even made before. It's just primal urges.

00:05:32.380 Yeah.

00:05:34.100 Yeah, we didn't even know

00:05:36.280 what to do, dude. We were buying beer

00:05:38.120 and just smashing the cans and just all 0.99

00:05:40.260 kinds of shit. People were just drinking 0.99

00:05:42.340 Dr. Pepper and just, like, touching themselves

00:05:44.380 in parks and stuff. People didn't

00:05:46.400 know how to operate. Dr. Pepper? 0.71

00:05:48.140 They didn't know how to operate, brother.

00:05:51.240 But, yeah, dude.

00:05:52.480 Anyway, good to see you, bro. I'm just kind of giving you a hard time.

00:05:54.420 No, likewise, man. I've seen you in forever.

00:05:56.360 I know. Congrats on all your success and everything,

00:05:58.560 bro. Thank you, man. Thank you so much.

00:05:59.820 so cool it's wild dude it's a lot it it's a lot yeah you know what we did talk one time

00:06:06.040 hold on i'm not even done with this yet is it is it does it bug you that i say the good looking

00:06:10.440 comedian thing does that bug you at all or no it doesn't bother it doesn't bother me it bothers 0.60

00:06:13.780 other people i suppose it does you think i get shit for it all the time people act like i'm the 0.58

00:06:17.460 one walking around saying it oh yes that's the weird part oh no dude yeah because it was like 0.55

00:06:23.620 what do you mean because first you heard rumors there's a guy and he's he's doing comedy and it's

00:06:28.420 good and he's and he's good looking and people like what do you mean people are calling their

00:06:32.880 grandfathers grandfathers why and your grandpa be like what do you mean and his his bracelet 0.89

00:06:39.360 would fucking start you know not good not good call edna now like report to grandmother i didn't 0.85

00:06:47.520 realize i was affecting families you were just it was just a lot for people bro um sorry because 0.98

00:06:53.560 people had never seen that the the you know this is like there's a there's there's some people that

00:06:58.040 have like skill like a skill and then another skill like people are surprised when somebody

00:07:02.720 has one skill and then they also have something else it's almost like um like justin tucker do

00:07:08.140 you know who that is for baltimore the baltimore ravens kicker can you bring him up yeah yeah he's

00:07:12.800 an i believe he's a is he an opera singer he's a mezzo he's he's a singer he's a singer no way

00:07:18.780 so we got that leg and that throat bro just a full body powerhouse yeah

00:07:25.040 They said it would take a man 40 years

00:07:54.940 to get out of this here prison.

00:07:56.980 But Andy Dufresne did it in less than 20.

00:08:01.440 Bro, props to Justin Tucker.

00:08:03.380 I mean, that's beautiful.

00:08:04.700 What do you think is the bigger flex,

00:08:05.880 being an NFL punter

00:08:06.760 or having that kind of skill set to opera sing?

00:08:09.720 I think that you get you...

00:08:11.620 The NFL punter is just a mild thing that he's doing.

00:08:14.500 It's a hobby.

00:08:15.380 Yeah.

00:08:15.640 Just to pay the bills while he pursues.

00:08:17.540 Bro, when you got that kind of lung in you, bro,

00:08:19.860 and you out there just...

00:08:20.840 He's just all lung.

00:08:21.800 You ever try?

00:08:22.420 You ever try to sing like that?

00:08:23.760 Like, just be like, I wonder if I can?

00:08:24.940 yeah i think i have probably have you yeah of course it's always like when you're in your car 0.94

00:08:29.360 you turn the radio you turn the volume down just enough to hear yourself you're like am i fucking 0.88

00:08:33.140 this up then you can hear yourself you're like i'm fucking ruining this song like i know i don't 0.95

00:08:37.060 have it in me because you have to try eventually you don't know what skill set you might have 0.86

00:08:40.180 yeah like i was watching a good point yeah you don't know what skill set you might have right

00:08:43.440 and who even ever even tries how many people could be like they never even tried that's

00:08:48.260 unbelievable yeah like what yeah like are there things you've tried are there some side quests

00:08:53.140 that you've kind of tried you know what i feel like i've been so busy i haven't had time to

00:08:58.800 really explore a lot of other avenues but i'd like to learn stuff i'd love to learn like an 0.99

00:09:02.860 instrument or something or fucking magic dude yeah you fuck with magic i mean i think it's you 0.99

00:09:09.080 know i'm kind of like that's where the black in me shows up at the surface bro when people start 1.00

00:09:13.700 doing a lot of magic like it feels like it could be too real it just like what if this dude's doing

00:09:19.520 this right here what's he doing in his all in his you know i'm saying if he's willing to show us

00:09:23.660 this yeah what's he doing at the house that's a good point but also picturing somebody learning

00:09:28.000 magic in their house by themselves is also one of the funniest things i could i can imagine

00:09:31.420 i can't picture anything lonelier nobody around to see your wallah 0.92

00:09:35.180 or your kazam or whatever your fucking power word is i don't know is that is that not a is 0.99

00:09:42.920 that not a magician word is that like a chef is that chef shit no that's a good question bro 0.99

00:09:48.100 Yeah, dude, chefs and magicians beef over their, like, verbal, like, ejaculate or whatever it's called. 0.99

00:09:55.960 Verbal ejaculate.

00:09:56.500 Or, like, they're, like, dude, chefs and magicians beef over, like, their, what is it called, do you think, Matt? 0.86

00:10:01.340 They're, like.

00:10:01.620 They're, um, it's not, they are, it is a delivery, but.

00:10:04.980 They're finishing syllables, kind of.

00:10:05.900 Finishing syllables, yes.

00:10:07.320 Is it onomatopoeia?

00:10:08.360 Yeah, maybe.

00:10:08.980 Is that what it is?

00:10:09.440 I think it is, dude.

00:10:10.300 Is that, like, the word for sounds?

00:10:12.800 Yeah, bring that up, onomatopoeia, dude.

00:10:14.840 onomatopoeia was like some kid that couldn't read good that had to go to the toilet or whatever

00:10:20.000 i remember that we had a dude in our um in our sunday school and he couldn't you just started

00:10:26.680 looking at him bro and you could tell he had to go to the toilet he was fidgeting yeah he was his

00:10:30.820 whole body would start shaking i'm not gonna lie to you i i would have lost all my money on how to 0.92

00:10:35.060 spell that word onomatopoeia and you'd be like damn onomatopoeia soon bro so we got to get him 0.97

00:10:40.860 out of here, bro. And onomatopoeia is the process of creating a word that phonetically imitates 0.87

00:10:49.420 or suggests the sound that it describes. I didn't even know there was a T in there. I've been saying

00:10:56.280 onomatopoeia my entire life. Yeah. Well, we can take a break if you need us to.

00:11:02.480 Impacts and collisions. So like boom, bang, crash. You know what did it a lot was like those old

00:11:07.560 comic books with like uh batman oh a hundred percent where it's just it's just the one big

00:11:12.800 word bang yes back when it was uh it was adam west was like the original yeah you big comic guy

00:11:17.880 you know i'm not that big into it but i i think i liked it when i was a kid but i never got into

00:11:22.420 the comic books i feel that did you no i can't do it i don't know why i'm not a big on paper kind

00:11:27.680 of guy like i'm not reading the harry potter books i'm not doing it yeah now i mean i could

00:11:32.960 settle i think if i ever have to go to the hospital for a long time i'm saving sopranos and harry

00:11:38.640 potter for not gonna go to the hospital for a long recovery series yeah hospital if i get married

00:11:42.860 and if my wife's in a coma or something i gotta sit in there with her you just ever propped up

00:11:47.420 to watch the series that's uh what's the um well i mean i'm gonna have just i want to have something

00:11:52.720 to do i want to be able to look for because some people that's such a scary time in their life if

00:11:56.160 your spouse is in a coma or something if your wife's in a coma so i want to at least be able

00:12:00.420 to look forward to something. So I've saved those things till then. What's that? Is it

00:12:05.100 Munchausen syndrome is where you keep somebody sick so that they need you? I could see you doing

00:12:09.060 that just to finish the series. Yeah, dude. Like my, my, my wife's like, she's starting,

00:12:14.340 like you're getting like a little bit of reading on her, like her, like on the, on the Harvey

00:12:18.240 monitor. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hold on, honey. I'm almost done. Hold on. I got four episodes of

00:12:24.620 breaking that left dude you know that's happened to somebody oh 100 no there was a guy uh i met a

00:12:31.940 guy at a show one time who he faked being sick from work for three weeks to stay home and watch

00:12:37.200 tv that was like his full thing wow and his wife totally just allowed it which was like a cool mom

00:12:42.120 letting you skip school that's got to be dope yeah man that's the one that's the the one i want to 0.99

00:12:48.360 find a lady like that on the second day she's like oh i see what you're doing oh yeah he's not even 1.00

00:12:51.980 faking it anymore on day three he's just living his life she's on to him yeah and she's like i like

00:12:57.740 it how long you're gonna be here dang dude yeah that's gotta be if you get like a good partner 0.97

00:13:04.260 like that but yeah dude so that's like uh what are we even talking about how the fuck did we 0.95

00:13:10.100 get into watching onomatopoeia onomatopoeia yeah the bangs the wallahs magic oh that's what it was 0.82

00:13:15.520 yeah yeah what's your finishing term oh man because oh how did uh voila come to be a term

00:13:22.300 how did uh or what ta-da i think it's ta-da voila is definitely a chef term i don't know

00:13:27.120 why that came to me voila voila sounds like uh it tells audience the truth oh oh voila came from

00:13:34.360 voila tells the abracadabra that's a yeah classic it's magic might be the lamest one i've heard you

00:13:41.880 do it tricking you gotta tell them what it is it's magic that's magic hey that's like if you're 0.94

00:13:46.320 making love to a girl and it's not that good you're like it's sex yeah that's come yeah it's 1.00

00:13:52.760 wiener she's like it's barely wiener okay it's not dick for sure it's not dick it's wiener 1.00

00:14:00.060 it's almost like one of those like can't believe it's not dick 1.00

00:14:03.520 how is that not like blue chews motto blue chews hems pills i can't believe it's not dick 0.97

00:14:12.760 yeah oh that's weird pop one of those bad boys the blue chews yeah oh dude yes and dude i'll

00:14:18.240 i'll even nibble just half of one a half well yeah i kind of based it on like how that what's

00:14:23.320 going on or whatever like because i used to live with my buddy's dad i used to live brother

00:14:27.880 Wait, hold on.

00:14:28.500 How could this possibly be?

00:14:30.220 Where is this going? 1.00

00:14:31.480 Yeah, it doesn't go anywhere gay. 0.99

00:14:32.940 It goes to a straight place. 0.95

00:14:34.220 There's no way it doesn't. 1.00

00:14:35.040 But it takes a gay route. 1.00

00:14:36.640 Okay, I'm listening. 1.00

00:14:37.440 I'm following the curve.

00:14:38.520 My buddy's dad, in RIP, my buddy's dad just passed Wally.

00:14:43.260 And I lived with him, dude, right out of high school.

00:14:45.340 I lived with him because he had a script for them Wiener pills, right?

00:14:50.100 And they didn't have Bluetooth at the time.

00:14:52.340 You couldn't just be getting those uppers, bro.

00:14:54.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:55.360 And so when somebody had it was like, dude, so I was like, well, if I live with Wally, then he's got a script and I can just pop him if I need him because I had a ton of sexual anxiety.

00:15:06.100 And he wasn't using them all.

00:15:08.000 He was using them.

00:15:09.040 He was going through them pretty quick.

00:15:10.100 That's what I didn't know.

00:15:11.240 Oh, I wish he'd have told me that before we signed the lease.

00:15:14.860 So you were going to have visitors.

00:15:16.880 Oh, I thought, dude, I thought I was going to be living large, dude.

00:15:20.360 You know what I'm saying, bro? 0.97

00:15:21.380 i'm just i'm just saying like his erection was getting its steps in you know he's gonna whoop 0.99

00:15:27.880 he's gonna whoop around it yeah it's like yeah that's dick you know what was the what was the 0.99

00:15:33.240 sexual anxiety that you had oh just in my i had a lot of sexual anxiety bro just nerves yeah a ton 0.99

00:15:38.500 of nerves what is it like i had a tough time talking with girls it made me nervous bro like

00:15:42.920 super nervous because i think i had a tough relationship with my mother so even just the

00:15:45.780 interaction with like looking at a woman being looked at my voice that kind of stuff was like

00:15:50.760 made me super like nervous so i think that just that didn't just it doesn't just go away kind of

00:15:57.040 so then you move on through life and now now the women you're interacting with it's like about

00:16:01.840 you know uh dating intimacy dating sexuality whatever wiener and then for wiener that's all

00:16:09.020 you know so just some of that but anyway so i went to live and i gotta talk dude i have you here and

00:16:14.180 i'm talking so much no i love the story already uh so i went to live with wally bro r.i.p shout out

00:16:20.020 and uh and so we were living over there we're living in like a studio apartment too so oh no

00:16:27.680 no it wasn't that bad sorry it was a one bedroom but the bedroom didn't have it just had a little

00:16:32.240 balcony it didn't have like a full wall got it got it okay so i'd sleep out on the couch and he

00:16:37.200 had a car and he would let me borrow his car but the car you couldn't turn it off you had to get

00:16:41.180 it jumped so i would drive the car to school and i'd park like this was at loyola in new orleans i

00:16:46.840 would park up by the like teacher's area and just leave it running the whole time and for some

00:16:51.400 reason if the car's running they like wouldn't put a ticket on it like somebody just ran inside

00:16:54.500 or whatever it's genius so i'd leave it running the whole time i was at class it would cost like

00:16:58.260 maybe six dollars in gas but i would leave it running anyway he got the pills i would try to 0.97

00:17:04.100 nibble off him so he didn't see and i'm trying to reshape him and shit bro i was carving them 0.98

00:17:08.580 into crescent moons oh dude i was trying to make them all smaller and shit bro it i was like 0.99

00:17:13.340 Chiseling it down 0.96

00:17:14.540 Yes

00:17:14.880 Yeah

00:17:15.220 Bro I was like

00:17:16.760 Yeah like shifting

00:17:17.760 It would be like an oval

00:17:19.120 And now it's just like a diamond

00:17:20.300 Or something

00:17:20.780 Like 1.00

00:17:21.140 It was trap shit bro 1.00

00:17:23.320 Did he ever catch you? 1.00

00:17:24.220 Huh?

00:17:24.720 He never brought it up to me bro

00:17:26.620 That's a gentleman

00:17:27.200 And he'd have ladies over sometimes

00:17:29.380 And I was learning the guitar

00:17:30.460 Actually at the time

00:17:31.220 And he'd have

00:17:31.660 He'd go in there sometimes at night

00:17:33.040 And play Tears in Heaven for them

00:17:34.320 That's a song I can play

00:17:35.380 Tears?

00:17:35.900 Who sings that?

00:17:37.040 I did at the time

00:17:38.200 It was

00:17:39.640 Eric Clapton

00:17:40.860 Eric Clapton

00:17:41.700 There you go

00:17:42.200 Would you know my name?

00:17:45.100 Being serenaded to that would, I don't even know if I'd need the pills.

00:17:48.240 It's all you in here.

00:17:49.900 Yeah, they'd be drinking orange juice and vodka in the bed, and I'd go in there and just play it for them a couple times.

00:17:54.400 Dude, it's so hard to smash with a roommate.

00:17:56.900 I remember my first apartment in L.A. I was living with my manager's son at the time.

00:18:01.940 And it was a studio.

00:18:04.020 There was just no door into the bedroom.

00:18:06.440 So it was really an open floor plan.

00:18:08.280 And I lived on the couch, and I had, like, the small closet.

00:18:11.380 And then he had, like, what would be considered the bedroom.

00:18:13.960 I remember he was out of town one weekend, and this girl wanted to come over. 0.91

00:18:17.080 And we did sex in his bed. 0.76

00:18:21.180 And she was like, what are all those clothes doing out there? 0.98

00:18:22.600 I was like, oh, yeah, I let my friend live on the couch.

00:18:24.480 Yeah.

00:18:24.880 Oh, always.

00:18:25.800 Yeah.

00:18:26.580 Yeah, my friend's not doing well, I would say.

00:18:28.140 Yeah, of course.

00:18:28.660 It may seem like I'm doing a good deed.

00:18:29.840 Yeah, he's passing through town. 0.98

00:18:30.800 He's like, he's passing through town, and you put all his pictures up on the walls and shit? 0.97

00:18:33.340 You're like, yeah, he's the kind of guy he is. 0.97

00:18:35.760 Of course.

00:18:36.660 Travels with his memories.

00:18:37.780 Yeah, he travels with his memories, dude.

00:18:39.760 Oh, voila, dude

00:18:42.140 Voila

00:18:42.540 Were you guys out this weekend?

00:18:44.520 I knew you were here for CMA Fest, right?

00:18:46.020 Yeah, I came down to do some stuff with Billboard with the Red Clay Strays

00:18:48.920 And then just stayed in town for the shows, man 0.90

00:18:50.920 I fucking love it here 0.96

00:18:52.060 You do? 0.97

00:18:52.960 Yeah, I almost moved to Nashville

00:18:54.520 But I wanted land and I wanted a lot of it

00:18:56.560 And there wasn't anything within like an hour of the city that I really liked

00:18:59.180 If you live an hour outside of Nashville, you don't really live in Nashville 0.99

00:19:02.220 You live in fucking Chattanooga 0.98

00:19:03.680 Yeah, yeah, you live a little bit further out, I agree 0.99

00:19:05.980 Yeah, it's nice, there's some good land out there

00:19:07.980 Yeah dude

00:19:09.800 What did I see with

00:19:11.320 You were giving them an award

00:19:12.760 Yeah yeah

00:19:13.340 I gave them the 0.66

00:19:13.980 Groundbreakers award

00:19:15.240 For Billboard

00:19:16.280 That was awesome man

00:19:17.340 So cool dude

00:19:18.160 They're such good guys

00:19:18.980 Oh they're the best

00:19:19.800 Oh there you are right there dude

00:19:20.940 Bro this

00:19:21.420 So there was no introduction

00:19:23.320 Whatsoever

00:19:23.700 They just go

00:19:24.080 And Matt Reif

00:19:25.020 Everybody's like

00:19:25.820 Wait for real

00:19:26.660 Turning away from the bar

00:19:27.600 There's a giant open pit

00:19:28.900 Of like I'm gonna say

00:19:29.820 30 feet by 50 feet

00:19:31.080 People just standing

00:19:32.160 Like it was a wet floor

00:19:33.000 Nobody wanted to come close

00:19:34.640 It was the weirdest thing ever

00:19:35.940 Yeah

00:19:36.300 It's okay

00:19:37.000 It's like two minutes long

00:19:37.960 the guys up. Dude, that's awesome

00:19:40.060 that you get to bring those guys up. They're special, bro.

00:19:41.800 You know, comedy really, a lot of comedians really

00:19:43.900 embrace them. I think a lot of,

00:19:46.140 if you go to their shows, it's almost

00:19:48.000 music for men and young men. Do you feel like that

00:19:50.080 in a way? I do. I do. It's, I mean, it's such

00:19:52.100 a, I don't know, it reminds me of music

00:19:54.180 from like the 50s and 60s, which I think was like

00:19:56.180 music's golden age. And I think there's a

00:19:58.240 yearning for that because everybody loves that

00:20:00.140 sound, but there's no new production

00:20:02.320 of that. And I think they

00:20:03.620 put that out. It's refreshing. I love those

00:20:06.260 guys. Yeah, they're so good, bro.

00:20:07.960 Sometimes I feel

00:20:10.160 Dude, it's my favorite song.

00:20:11.480 Is it? 1.00

00:20:11.780 I fucking 0.99

00:20:12.220 I'm Still Fine 0.99

00:20:12.940 Yeah

00:20:13.440 So good

00:20:14.340 Kyle and I would blast that

00:20:15.380 in the house

00:20:15.780 for days

00:20:17.280 People here living it up

00:20:19.180 I think I'm fine

00:20:21.040 I think I'm out of their mind

00:20:24.300 Oh God, it's so good, dude

00:20:25.980 Oh

00:20:26.340 I love them

00:20:26.980 Shout out to Red Clay Straits

00:20:27.760 Pull up those lyrics, dude

00:20:28.960 Let me see those lyrics

00:20:29.940 for a second

00:20:30.660 You know

00:20:31.900 Brandon's brother, Matthew

00:20:33.920 wrote that song

00:20:34.900 He wrote it?

00:20:35.740 Yeah, not even

00:20:36.240 in the band, technically

00:20:38.100 He's writing hits, dude.

00:20:39.680 I saw him the other night, dude.

00:20:41.100 I knew he wrote some of their songs.

00:20:43.820 Sometimes I feel like I can't feel.

00:20:45.860 Obviously, this is a song about being on antidepressants then.

00:20:48.840 This is a song about coming off of SSRIs, dude.

00:20:53.480 This isn't real.

00:20:54.360 It should be hurting.

00:20:55.080 This isn't real.

00:20:55.480 It should be hurting.

00:20:56.000 I was alone.

00:20:56.640 I was a song, music and bone, God's perfect wording.

00:21:00.780 People here living it up.

00:21:01.840 I think they're blind.

00:21:02.680 I think they're out of their minds.

00:21:04.020 Not one of them has had this.

00:21:05.620 God's not giving up on me.

00:21:06.760 no, I'm just fine. It's just a matter of time. I mean, those are bars in there, man. Oh yeah.

00:21:12.520 I think it's powerful stuff. People here living, I think they're blind. It's like, yeah, how can

00:21:15.560 you, how can you be so positive and all this stuff's going on? Dude, I think that's kind of,

00:21:20.960 sometimes it's where we are in the world and I don't even want to get negative, but it's like,

00:21:23.820 it does feel sometimes like we are pretending that we're okay. Does that make sense? Absolutely. I

00:21:29.840 mean, I think I operate from a big position of just bliss. I try to stay out of stuff. Like I'm

00:21:35.380 i'm not a political person at all like i just i i should get torn for to shreds for even saying

00:21:40.280 this but like i don't pay attention it seems so stressful it seems like all bad stuff all the

00:21:44.320 time and i'm like it's either happened or it's not nothing i can really do about it yeah so i

00:21:48.260 mean sometimes being uninformed leads to a little bit of happiness do you know it's a good it's a

00:21:52.900 good point i think the more that i've the more i learn sometimes the more it hurts sometimes or

00:21:58.860 something hurt i don't i don't know what it is no i think that's life though i think about like

00:22:02.860 when you're a kid you don't know anything life is so blissful right you can't you don't you don't

00:22:06.020 even know about all the problems going on yeah dude you're that's so right little kids are just

00:22:10.580 like they don't know anything i think the more you learn as life goes by i mean i think the

00:22:15.360 the magic of of life kind of gets um smeared yeah you know sometimes i wonder it's like

00:22:22.700 because sometimes we talk we'll talk about stuff on here that's like kind of political or things

00:22:26.660 that like we feel a lot of it's like stuff that you end up learning about through technology too

00:22:32.060 and it's like we wouldn't know it if we were like back in like tribal time where we were in like

00:22:35.680 these you know if we didn't have so much technology we wouldn't know a lot of this stuff but do you

00:22:40.140 think that's how we're supposed to be though i don't think it's how we're supposed to be i think

00:22:43.440 there will be a time in the future where we will look back and or someone will look back and they'd

00:22:49.420 be like what were they do how did they even what was happening you think do you think we're supposed

00:22:55.120 to know about everything going on in the world like do you think we should know what's going on

00:22:58.560 like overseas in different countries with different people it's tough dude like as human beings

00:23:03.220 well i wonder if sometimes i think that no it doesn't do us any good i mean a lot of times

00:23:10.400 i'm angry about stuff that's not even in my area and then it's like where i could probably put that

00:23:14.900 put that same energy towards stuff that is maybe more localized yeah or even in my own family and

00:23:20.020 personal life to have a better effect on those things or try to uh but then i also i've heard

00:23:26.440 people talk about like that there's no real separation like in between space and time so i

00:23:31.300 wonder sometimes like if people like if you see something that's so painful in the world and you

00:23:35.760 prayed enough about it or you really tried to channel like whatever good had been blessed to

00:23:41.920 you or bestowed upon you if you try to channel it towards like could you have an effect you know so

00:23:47.080 because then that makes me think oh well then there is some purpose to all of that yeah absolutely

00:23:51.880 but i don't know i don't know any of that but it's just it is stuff to think about no that's

00:23:55.860 a good spiritual direction though i like that you know it's something to think about but i don't

00:23:59.380 think there's anything i can't sit here and be like sometimes like sometimes i'll be like well

00:24:03.400 why don't certain people say this say speak up somebody but that's that's me like trying to

00:24:08.080 project or think some way it's like everybody's on their own thing yeah of course sometimes i

00:24:13.120 maybe have wishes yeah but but sometimes it's like yeah it'd be better just to like sit and laugh

00:24:18.580 sometimes people just want their comedians to just joke around and not be yeah not be talking about

00:24:22.420 other stuff yeah sometimes just because somebody doesn't speak up on something doesn't mean that

00:24:25.260 they're not empathetic about it maybe they just maybe they can't handle it maybe that's just not

00:24:29.160 where they're they may not have blinders on that you know they have their sights on something

00:24:32.820 specific or just minding their own business yeah doesn't always mean they're a bad person i don't

00:24:36.120 think no i don't think so either yeah like i have friends and my buddy's like dude i i was like do

00:24:40.100 you ever think about this or worry about this he's like well you know i got a couple kids my kids

00:24:44.140 right now and i have a kid who you know he has a kid that has some learning disability he's like

00:24:47.680 i just spend i have to focus all on that it's like you can't fault that it's like no i think

00:24:52.020 that's actually better i think i think general i think uh focusing a lot of your energy on the

00:24:56.860 things more direct to you i think can be a good thing i think that's a lot more peaceful think

00:25:00.320 about the things that get like people are complaining online all the time about something

00:25:03.700 right yes all the time it's like okay is that thing you're complaining about to you personally

00:25:07.780 more important than like you know your kid's baseball game or whatever it is or their birthday

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00:25:16.920 stands like you're like mastering a tweet and you miss your kids like you know double or he gets a

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00:26:03.380 You know, that's, look, there's stuff happening in Gaza right now, and you're expecting, what

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00:26:09.800 Okay.

00:26:10.200 You want troops on the ground over here, right?

00:26:12.880 But you don't want it over there.

00:26:14.200 What are we talking about?

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00:29:22.920 yeah i don't it's i mean it is it's i think if we didn't have as much technology would we take

00:29:28.860 on the world as much you know yeah i don't think i don't think it's healthy for us i mean obviously

00:29:33.780 there's so much good to be learned you know but i do feel like it distracts us from a lot of things

00:29:39.160 we probably should be focusing on firsthand yeah i'll leave that open to interpretation it's a

00:29:43.660 more generalized concept but uh yeah i don't think it's good for us yeah i think uh i think

00:29:49.600 i think a lot of different things about it you know what so what else what else at cma's you do

00:29:53.940 have you spent a lot of time in nashville or no uh i mean i've been performing here since i was

00:29:58.220 like 16 like zany's was one of the first clubs i ever got to perform at really yeah did you open

00:30:03.080 up for somebody oh a bunch of people i mean uh tommy davidson to polly shore to jim brewer bill

00:30:09.340 bellamy i've opened for oh ralphie obviously when i was like still living in ohio he used to let me

00:30:14.640 come down here and do his shows right before christmas at zany's and he would like i mean he

00:30:20.040 would pay me like five six hundred dollars which i'm in high school so that's like a million dollars

00:30:24.640 to me so that i could like i could go back home and like buy my family christmas presents with

00:30:28.500 that money oh dude he's like the nicest guy so i mean i've been coming here for a while i love it

00:30:33.100 here yeah comedy scene too yeah it's good people man it's some of the best people i couldn't agree

00:30:37.520 more what i can't believe you got to come down here and work with ralphie that was so wild

00:30:41.280 what was that like did you see him having troubles back then i mean that was a long time ago

00:30:45.540 i mean he was fat the whole time right i never knew him to not be gigantic um so i mean there

00:30:51.160 was no i mean i was also 16 17 so again i'm not really like looking for problems wow yeah that's

00:30:58.160 at the that's you that's the brea improv yeah i think i'm i'm 17 in this maybe 18 wow i think i

00:31:05.760 maybe just turned 18 in that but look at that watch wow fake couldn't be more fake 0.71

00:31:12.180 what's it made out of like it looks like a goddamn ben 10 watch dude it's like it's made 0.96

00:31:18.280 out of ivory is it real ivory no it's not real ivory man it's pure plastic is it real tusk 0.92

00:31:24.340 not at all man oh dude look at ralphie's smile bro yeah man i miss him a lot oh he was such a

00:31:31.660 good guy he started when he was super young too i think he started when he was 14 yeah he was full

00:31:37.320 of black he said he was so big because a lot of his inside it had a lot of blacks and a lot of

00:31:42.500 blacks in them black people inside of him i mean you could fit a couple of black people inside of 0.74

00:31:46.200 him he said there was like a couple black guys in the front seat and the back seat of him 0.98

00:31:49.820 because you know it's not you give one brother a ride a couple brothers show like like whoa who's

00:31:56.420 that yeah you know you got somebody hopping on the pegs you know yeah dude that was the craziest

00:32:01.960 thing bro i used to bike through the neighborhood and uh on my way to school i go through the black

00:32:06.160 area and my buddy jonathan would get on um on the back and then like sometimes a couple of his

00:32:11.840 buddies would get on the front dude and so i was just this little just like white little engine

00:32:18.260 that could dude you know just like calves just pumping i think i can i think i can i'm just

00:32:23.160 sitting there yeah and they used to call me the n-word bus that's what they call me when they

00:32:28.440 saw me pulling up they're like oh here come your bus and they'd all jump on dude and i'd have to

00:32:32.940 get like five guys to get the you know help them get their education or whatever and i was like i

00:32:36.760 can do it get their education like you're a public service bro if i didn't get them there it was like

00:32:42.780 11 more blocks of school if i didn't get them there they wasn't going they stopped at block 0.98

00:32:47.160 gate oh bro yeah yeah one or two dudes got off bro we never saw them again that's so fucking 0.58

00:32:52.880 funny too so that was wild bro but yeah ralphie was like ralphie was one of a kind bro i can't 0.67

00:32:59.280 name somebody else that's like ralphie can you really no man i really wish i could see how he

00:33:04.100 would have navigated like comedy today because it's changed so much in just the 15 years that 0.73

00:33:09.420 i've been doing it and watching him i mean not give a fuck isn't the most articulate way to say 0.98

00:33:15.640 that but like he was just so unapologetically himself and people fuck with it dude i didn't 0.97

00:33:20.420 i i had never met anybody who didn't like him oh dude i remember i broke down when he passed out 0.61

00:33:26.400 it like really hit me hard oh same man that was arguably my first like mentor in comedy he um

00:33:34.660 i was i wasn't even i think i'd maybe just turned 16 he was coming to youngstown ohio

00:33:40.880 he was playing a theater up there i'm sorry it was cleveland he was he was doing a hilarities up

00:33:45.000 there and this is like when twitter like you could you could reach anybody on twitter everybody was

00:33:49.420 so accessible so i like tweeted at him i was like hey i'm this kid in ohio and i'm doing comedy now 0.75

00:33:55.240 can i open for you at hilarity and he was like yeah you know what fuck it come on down but my

00:34:00.840 mom ruined it she well because she had no experience in this whatsoever i mean to her this is just a 0.98

00:34:06.400 grown man inviting her son up to cleveland right this is like pedophilia or whatever yeah she had

00:34:10.860 no idea i mean i had been doing comedy or humorous pedophilia humorous pedophilia maybe five months

00:34:16.540 i've been doing stand-up so i didn't know anything either so she's asking like where do i park do we

00:34:20.280 need to buy tickets what time we need to be there where do we need to go do i need to talk to

00:34:23.320 anybody i ended up asking him so many questions on behalf of my mom he was like hey man i actually

00:34:29.020 it's actually not going to work out so he can't he canceled on me and then maybe six months later

00:34:34.840 he was doing youngstown and he let me come up and do that that was like my first theater show

00:34:39.420 Paid me $100 for it

00:34:40.640 It was nice

00:34:41.080 What did you

00:34:41.840 Did you hold that

00:34:42.460 Against your mom

00:34:43.020 Oh I'm like

00:34:43.860 I was devastated

00:34:44.600 Because to me

00:34:45.400 I was like

00:34:45.660 This is gonna be

00:34:46.020 My big break

00:34:46.720 You know what I mean

00:34:47.260 I'm gonna be

00:34:47.760 This famous comedian

00:34:48.700 After doing one

00:34:49.560 Guest spot

00:34:50.600 In Cleveland

00:34:51.500 Oh but that's all

00:34:52.300 It takes dude

00:34:52.800 You get

00:34:53.180 Three minutes

00:34:54.200 Of a video

00:34:54.640 Somebody bringing you

00:34:55.460 Up

00:34:55.560 You get to bring

00:34:56.420 Ralphie up

00:34:57.020 Anything

00:34:57.320 When you're that age

00:34:58.740 Of course

00:34:59.520 Bananas

00:35:00.840 I know

00:35:01.240 It would have been awesome

00:35:02.560 The theater show

00:35:03.160 Was very cool

00:35:03.720 I ended up

00:35:04.060 I actually ended up

00:35:04.940 Meeting Tony Hinchcliffe's

00:35:06.740 Mom at that show

00:35:07.780 In Youngstown

00:35:08.480 Yeah

00:35:08.880 she was just like

00:35:09.560 yeah I have a son

00:35:10.240 who just moved to LA

00:35:11.240 he's doing comedy out there

00:35:12.260 opening for like Jeff Ross

00:35:13.260 I didn't think anything of it

00:35:14.260 I didn't know anybody

00:35:15.140 moved to LA

00:35:16.200 and he was like 1.00

00:35:16.700 you fucking know my mom 1.00

00:35:18.480 and why did 1.00

00:35:19.220 why was she at that show

00:35:20.420 she was just a Ralphie fan

00:35:21.340 no

00:35:21.980 yeah it was totally

00:35:23.220 totally random

00:35:23.860 I was just taking pictures

00:35:24.780 with people after the show

00:35:25.600 and she was like

00:35:26.080 yeah my son lives out there

00:35:27.340 he said his mom still has

00:35:28.980 like the piece of paper

00:35:30.180 that I signed for her

00:35:30.980 she kept it

00:35:31.680 even after all those years

00:35:32.720 oh that's pretty cool

00:35:33.700 so crazy

00:35:34.200 yeah I forget

00:35:34.660 he's from Youngstown huh

00:35:35.940 mmhmm

00:35:37.040 dude was it a pretty urban show

00:35:38.840 no dude Youngstown was so white

00:35:40.800 it was so white dude 0.87

00:35:42.200 but I mean this was also when he

00:35:44.820 was doing Ralphie was doing this 0.98

00:35:46.820 bit about the n-word and I think it

00:35:48.480 I think it made it into one of his specials where he was

00:35:50.920 basically trying to make a point

00:35:52.960 that if you desensitize the

00:35:54.880 word and make it mean something different so he

00:35:56.860 was like I think we should name the most delicious

00:35:58.740 flavored cookie the n-word

00:36:00.740 that way you say like I love that

00:36:02.680 you can say it more optimistically

00:36:05.020 but this was like a mostly 0.99

00:36:06.980 white room with a few black people but it didn't matter like the joke was just great across the

00:36:11.820 board like he was for everybody his crowds were so eclectic oh and i love coming up with that i

00:36:16.920 never wanted to like pigeonhole and play to like a specific audience i'm like if he can appeal to

00:36:20.520 everybody like that's the main goal yeah dude well yeah just to be your i think to try and try and

00:36:27.020 be as close to your truth is what it is and i think ralphie was that guy he was just like

00:36:32.420 he loved like being accepted by black folks and white folks he loved bringing them together with

00:36:38.660 humor yeah uh and he loved just like being able to kind of be welcomed just in that space because

00:36:45.340 to be in that space also and navigate comedy it's important because you have like a you don't have

00:36:50.640 a responsibility or something but you can bring people together if two people can laugh at the

00:36:54.560 same joke that's a big thing i couldn't agree more i think sense of humor is so important dude

00:36:59.100 dude that's so cool that you got to have some of those moments with him yeah when i first moved

00:37:03.200 to la he uh he used to pick me up we'd go to like a diner he'd make me order like three entrees and 0.74

00:37:08.300 i was like is this fucking for you he was like no whatever you don't eat you can take home with me 0.95

00:37:12.480 now you have like groceries for your week yeah i have leftovers for it the nicest guy man wow i 0.99

00:37:18.300 know i know dang that's big bro that's a big heart he was mostly heart heart and brothers inside of

00:37:24.380 Yeah, mostly Arden brothers.

00:37:26.180 He was one of those people that, like, I wish I could have got to share what I get to go through now with him.

00:37:33.800 Because I knew him from, like, so, so young.

00:37:35.900 And he was somebody that I looked up to.

00:37:37.160 Yeah.

00:37:37.680 Just to get his perspective on it, see what advice he would have had, you know.

00:37:41.900 Yeah, dude.

00:37:42.680 That was a huge loss.

00:37:44.200 What did he pass away from exactly?

00:37:47.200 Did he have pneumonia pretty bad?

00:37:49.340 I think it was COVID.

00:37:50.260 I think he had early COVID.

00:37:52.440 I just want to get clear on that.

00:37:54.380 It was not COVID.

00:37:55.600 I'm pretty sure it was a heart attack.

00:37:57.520 Yeah, cardiac arrest.

00:37:58.760 Ralphie made out of cardiac arrest

00:38:00.120 caused by hypertensive cardiovascular disease.

00:38:03.720 The Clark County, Nevada coroner

00:38:05.580 officially ruled his death as natural.

00:38:08.020 I mean.

00:38:09.960 He was battling pneumonia at the time.

00:38:14.460 That happens a lot.

00:38:15.460 Ralphie had a heart attack.

00:38:16.360 His lung collapsed.

00:38:19.040 I mean, that lung was exhausted. 0.94

00:38:20.980 i mean god damn bro i think i can't i think i can't i think i can't dude we gotta get these 0.99

00:38:30.200 brothers to school dude that was his long dude oh damn bro he would love that joke though he 0.99

00:38:38.200 would love oh he would love it bro dude honestly i can i'm not even joking i can feel him smiling 0.97

00:38:43.840 right now that's one thing bro i believe that there is this there's this like between space

00:38:53.060 and time like if we say like ralphie we love you and we miss you and thank you for all the times

00:38:58.180 you made us laugh i believe i think he can feel that somewhere i think so so i think that there's

00:39:04.160 like a like i think there's a way that you like that you can transfer like a feeling or like a

00:39:09.640 hope you know um through space and time you know i don't know no you can call it prayer you can call

00:39:16.440 it whatever whichever angle you want to come from i think it does affect things yeah and here's the

00:39:20.620 thing even if it doesn't isn't it so much better to just believe it anyways 100 isn't life just

00:39:24.780 better to believe it yeah i mean i feel the same way about fucking bigfoot just cooler to believe

00:39:29.340 he's out there yeah dude is he probably not but it's so much more fun to think maybe he is dude 0.77

00:39:33.760 what about the guy that just was on joe rogan that saw an eight famine is it uh i think he was a navy

00:39:37.620 seal can you bring him up they saw an eight foot big they said eight foot that's pretty big well 0.99

00:39:42.820 how tall is victor women yana he's got to be close but his little ass he would be a he would 0.99

00:39:49.160 be kind of a punk in the bigfoot community just a runt i mean he would be i mean they would 1.00

00:39:53.960 respect him for sure he more of a slender man oh you fuck with slender man i mean i don't fuck 1.00

00:39:59.580 with him dude i i that's my that's my lane dog i love all spooky shit oh yeah that's right do you 1.00

00:40:04.540 You bought the spooky—you invested in Ed and Lorraine's— 0.98

00:40:09.080 Yeah, their home and museum.

00:40:10.560 Wow.

00:40:10.900 Yeah, dude.

00:40:11.520 That's right, dude.

00:40:12.800 That's where you live.

00:40:13.420 You live in—

00:40:14.380 Rhode Island.

00:40:14.880 In Rhode Island.

00:40:15.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:15.960 But their house is in Connecticut, so it's down the street, hour and a half drive, something like that. 0.77

00:40:20.000 It's fucking awesome, man. 0.53

00:40:21.260 How did that come to pass, man? 0.95

00:40:22.400 I know some of this might be old news.

00:40:23.960 No, no, no.

00:40:24.520 Not a lot of people know that I'm even into this stuff.

00:40:27.420 My friend and my business partner, Elton Castell, he and I started doing—

00:40:31.620 he had been doing ghost hunting on youtube for oh god probably close to like eight years now

00:40:36.260 and then i kind of came aboard about five years ago something like that we've been like around 0.75

00:40:40.480 the world to some of the most haunted places it's so fucking you have yeah yeah we had sam and colby 0.99

00:40:46.160 on here talking about that before those guys are awesome yeah those guys are fucking sick dude one 0.99

00:40:49.620 time i went to dinner with rogan i go meet him sam and colby are are they like with joe shut up 0.99

00:40:56.400 blew my mind yeah man they're good dudes i was like what the fuck are y'all doing here dude 0.97

00:41:02.160 it's a smaller world than you think oh they're like the like spooky in sync kind of it's like 0.95

00:41:06.600 it's kind of what they seem like a little bit when you meet them you know yeah man they're

00:41:10.300 handsome for no reason yeah it's like oh you're handsome and you're ghost hunters they're another

00:41:15.400 they're a couple justin tuckers dude that's who they are you can't even see bangs in the dark

00:41:19.240 there's no reason to even have good hair like that i it's just but dude bangs that's an onomatopoeia

00:41:25.040 bang. I'm talking about

00:41:27.140 hair, man. Take me

00:41:29.120 through a little bit more of that. So you moved, so you,

00:41:31.200 so first you, why did you move to Rhode Island

00:41:33.100 and you said you wanted some land? Yeah, I wanted land

00:41:35.220 mainly. I wanted, I wanted some land.

00:41:37.140 I wanted a city that is

00:41:39.180 convenient for travel. And so

00:41:41.080 like PVD is like my Burbank airport and

00:41:43.020 then Boston's like my LAX if I have to

00:41:45.120 have to have to go direct. Okay, so that's Providence

00:41:47.240 and Boston airport. Yeah. And then

00:41:49.140 I wanted some kind of a comedy scene and Providence 0.99

00:41:51.280 has the comedy connection there, which is a fucking 0.98

00:41:53.100 great A club. 0.89

00:41:55.040 They've got a couple of good theaters there that I'll do like our holiday toy drives at and stuff on the wintertime

00:41:59.840 And then they have a there's a ton of open mics. There's a bunch of don't tells out there

00:42:04.120 So like when i'm home and I want to work stuff out like there's no shortage of stage time at all

00:42:07.380 Wow, so I mean kind of just checked all the boxes. It's awesome, dude. It's so peaceful

00:42:10.680 It's so beautiful. Like it's quaint. It's got it's got everything I need

00:42:14.840 Like I said the airport's nearby comedy's nearby targets eight minutes away

00:42:17.840 How far is it from the airport to your house?

00:42:20.080 17 minutes. That's good. Yeah, it's not bad at all, dude

00:42:22.600 and I mean we're in the cities all the time for work right like we're always talking I'm always

00:42:26.320 in New York I'm always in LA or Miami Chicago or whatever like when I'm not there I just want

00:42:30.960 peace like that's what I actually have what made you pick that I mean Rhode Island's just

00:42:35.500 an interesting place no absolutely you know it's kind of like it's kind of romantic

00:42:39.480 Rhode Island to me has like this like beachy kind of romantic scene but also like this

00:42:44.180 thuggish sort of scene well I didn't know how like mob deep it was dude I had no I had no idea

00:42:49.540 rhode island was like run by the mob for a while which was pretty fucking awesome i was doing shows

00:42:54.280 at mohegan sun in connecticut and this is around the time i was just like just starting to look

00:42:58.720 for like maybe i'll get a house someday my life's starting to change and i was on zillow and i found

00:43:03.820 a house like an hour away and i was like shit i'll just go check it out before the show's tomorrow

00:43:07.500 and i went check it out just fell in love with it no yeah so i mean totally random didn't know 0.50

00:43:11.580 anybody there a couple of my friends have moved out there ever since they live with me so it's

00:43:15.140 it's kind of a nice little compound oh you got friends living with you yeah absolutely have you

00:43:18.280 to kick anybody i don't think what's that been like you guys splitting wiener pills out there 0.98

00:43:21.820 what are you guys doing out there bro it's like you live there that's good to hit both on the head 0.96

00:43:25.580 is uh pretty impressive yeah yes and yes man we're rationing it up there brother oh yeah dude

00:43:32.320 now i will say this if the wiener pill factory ever closes dude there is gonna be the market is

00:43:38.020 gonna be hot for those bro oh my god it's the new quaaludes you think they get better with age i

00:43:42.840 didn't even think about that i'm gonna sit on a couple put some of my safe yeah in a little time

00:43:47.520 capsule give one of your grandson one day uh hey eat this now your diaper won't fit 0.97

00:43:52.660 that's ridiculous dude i kind of love living with the homies it's it's nice i mean the house is big 0.94

00:44:00.860 enough to like my boy kyle lives upstairs i live downstairs like those days i don't even see him 0.99

00:44:06.000 yeah we'll meet we'll meet together in the kitchen for like an uncrustable around 4 p.m that's about

00:44:09.960 it dude it's so peaceful it's just chill when you're there like what types of things you get

00:44:14.940 You know, do you actually have enough time to take off when you're there?

00:44:17.300 Or what's that like for you right now?

00:44:18.720 I know you just had a, I saw you guys were filming and you were filming in Vancouver.

00:44:22.280 How was that?

00:44:23.360 Yeah, I was in Vancouver for like seven months last year.

00:44:26.080 No way.

00:44:26.700 Oh, dude, within a week I had to move.

00:44:28.400 Like, I didn't think I was going to get this role at all.

00:44:30.760 And then they called and were like, hey, you got it.

00:44:32.660 I need you to move to Vancouver.

00:44:33.620 And I was like, awesome.

00:44:34.720 It was Friday.

00:44:35.400 They're like, need you there Monday.

00:44:36.480 And I was like, oh, okay.

00:44:38.900 I mean, things can happen that fast.

00:44:40.380 Did you have touring dates yet to cancel and everything?

00:44:42.600 I only had to cancel a couple for film dates,

00:44:45.340 but luckily they let me keep as many of them as I could,

00:44:48.080 which is important to me.

00:44:49.300 Yeah, for sure.

00:44:49.880 Matt Reif among 10 cast in Netflix's FTX series.

00:44:53.500 And this FTX, it's about crypto.

00:44:55.220 It's about the cryptocurrency world, right?

00:44:57.280 Is that Paul Rudd?

00:44:58.340 No, it's not Paul Rudd.

00:44:59.580 Which one do you think is Paul Rudd?

00:45:03.020 Which one of those?

00:45:04.540 Bottom middle.

00:45:05.900 You think that's Paul Rudd?

00:45:07.920 Does it look like anybody else or just me?

00:45:10.460 That's going to be just you. 0.98

00:45:12.040 not a chance i wish paul roe was in this he's a he's fucking great 0.94

00:45:17.780 oh somebody's instagram you thought that was that guy 0.96

00:45:21.080 i don't know dude i need some help

00:45:24.220 i'm still fine no don't sing your way out of it man

00:45:29.260 oh solo meal

00:45:32.840 we can't kick your way out of this man

00:45:38.020 Hop your way out.

00:45:39.960 I'm just saying, bro.

00:45:41.480 Things happen sometimes visually for people.

00:45:43.980 I think some of those wiener pills got my optics off, dude.

00:45:47.360 You got some side effects.

00:45:48.580 Yeah, some side effects.

00:45:49.620 Some lingers.

00:45:50.720 Yeah, bro.

00:45:51.760 Can't see.

00:45:52.860 Yeah.

00:45:53.400 Imagine you took so many wiener pills.

00:45:54.840 You just don't.

00:45:55.360 The side effect is you can't get celebrities right anymore.

00:45:58.060 I don't think that's that bad.

00:46:01.380 You eat like Beetlejuice.

00:46:02.700 You're like, hey, what's up, Shaq?

00:46:03.620 Dude I met Shaq by the way

00:46:07.200 For the first time

00:46:07.940 I did a thing with Bert for the Netflix festival 0.99

00:46:10.620 He really is that fucking big 0.99

00:46:12.940 He's gigantic man 0.99

00:46:14.940 Also one of the best senses of humor 0.98

00:46:16.580 Of like a non-comedian I've fucking ever met 0.97

00:46:18.780 Oh really? 0.95

00:46:19.200 Dude he's funny

00:46:20.100 Loves a good joke about himself man

00:46:22.880 You know Bert was doing the whole

00:46:24.420 You know the whole shirt take off thing

00:46:27.360 Backstage for this promo video 0.99

00:46:28.640 And Shaq took his shirt off

00:46:29.800 And I was like

00:46:30.340 He did? 1.00

00:46:30.920 Damn 1.00

00:46:31.300 Is he jacked? 1.00

00:46:32.260 Yeah man

00:46:33.220 dude look how ripped yeah man sometimes i like to uh i like to reminisce about summertime

00:46:42.420 summertime baby it was hot and mom would try to make the best out of things though and she said

00:46:48.040 one day she said i'm gonna take y'all to see the world's biggest anthill about 70 miles from us

00:46:53.140 and so we sat there and we weren't really excited but we was curious and sometimes that was enough

00:46:59.560 in the summertime to get you out of the house and mom didn't know but i'd snuck me a little deviled

00:47:05.080 egg in my pocket so i could get had me a little snack i'd snuck a little de down in my pocket

00:47:10.460 with a piece of ice next to it so i could keep it cool in there and we got to that anthill and it

00:47:17.060 was i mean you couldn't even imagine how big it was you need you needed two people to imagine it

00:47:23.900 at the same time even to have the imagination of it it took two imaginations and they had all types

00:47:32.000 of ants in there they had ants they had uh step ants uh ants once removed they had can'ts they had

00:47:41.000 ants that just couldn't do it anymore you know they just said they was dealing with impairments

00:47:47.380 or high blood pressure and we were about 95 minutes into the tour we'd been you know it was

00:47:52.900 coming around the east end of that ant hill,

00:47:54.920 and I'd been bit probably 20, 30 times by now.

00:47:59.040 And they had a little rest area, a little bathroom area.

00:48:01.440 I said, I'm going to sneak off behind these toilets 1.00

00:48:03.100 and have me that deviled egg,

00:48:04.420 maybe have me a little cut of that DE that I had in my pocket.

00:48:08.060 And I reached in there.

00:48:11.700 Those ants had picked my pocket clean, brother.

00:48:15.340 I don't know how much devil was in that egg,

00:48:17.840 but it wasn't enough to keep those ants away.

00:48:21.720 So we had some times out there, man.

00:48:24.580 And they were challenging and they were exciting

00:48:26.740 and they were adventurous.

00:48:28.720 And that's summertime, you know.

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00:49:09.620 So you were up there in Vancouver.

00:49:12.200 Was it an enjoyable experience?

00:49:13.580 Vancouver's awesome.

00:49:14.760 Vancouver's beautiful.

00:49:15.680 I had a good time with that.

00:49:16.660 being a part of like that pedigree of a project is awesome Anthony Boyle and Julia Gardner are

00:49:21.800 the leads of it and they're just such fucking great actors really like if they're not nominated

00:49:26.920 for an award for the for the show I mean it's robbery they're they're so so talented to like 0.69

00:49:31.660 get to like learn from people like that day after day for seven months was just an awesome

00:49:36.140 opportunity it was so hard though like the dialogue was just not something I was familiar

00:49:40.440 with like it's all about crypto shit so like every line I'm having to like google what I'm even

00:49:44.780 saying oh really was that intense oh my god so obviously memorizing the lines was a lot more 0.62

00:49:48.740 difficult than just like a day-to-day conversation yeah but it was a good challenge i love i love

00:49:54.080 acting i want to do more of it for sure yeah yeah i think so but the thing about acting is it takes

00:49:58.380 away from that stand-up it takes away from that stage time it definitely does um it's hard to go

00:50:04.060 because if you have those long days were you having long days oh yeah i mean you're on set

00:50:07.940 for sometimes a 17 hour day right you can't go do stand-up at the end of that day no but i mean

00:50:12.760 most of the seven months i was filming monday through friday and then saturday morning i'd

00:50:17.220 get on a plane to go do a show saturday night got it fly to the next place sunday and then i'd have

00:50:20.800 to take like a red eye after the show sunday night to be on set at like 6 a.m monday morning

00:50:25.940 so there was some weeks where i'm showing up on like no sleep oh but if you want to do all if you

00:50:30.740 want to do it all like that's the price to pay for it but also the stand-up like i've been doing it

00:50:34.600 for i mean literally half my life and i'm so like blessed to be in the position that i'm in right

00:50:39.660 now like it's fucking insane the opportunities i've got to have over the last couple years that

00:50:44.360 there starts to become more of a question of like what what now with stand up like i've i've sold 0.83

00:50:53.940 out madison square garden i've done the hollywood bowl it's like what what is supposed to be after

00:51:00.320 that like for me that that's when like the fun of just like the the creative behind is what kind of

00:51:04.940 has to propel you like i still have like these funny thoughts these stories that i want to tell

00:51:08.220 you have to just enjoy doing stand-up like you find something to chase but it's not always

00:51:13.080 a venue sometimes it's just expression yeah dude i think it's interesting you say that

00:51:19.960 like i've been at a spot right now where like like we had like my friend and i made a movie

00:51:26.300 that we did that we made ourselves right that came out and we did the whole process and we

00:51:30.600 just taped a comedy special we did like there's been some things that have just come to an end

00:51:33.760 right and touring yeah um and now and that's all finished right now like for like the first time

00:51:39.980 in 20 years i don't have a tour date on the books and i don't ever have to have one if i don't want

00:51:44.100 how does that make you feel it's it's it's a lot of things it's been like i've had a little bit of

00:51:50.400 depression i didn't know what it was from i think some of it was from i don't there's not a ton to

00:51:55.680 do like there's podcasting yeah but i haven't really felt like i don't know i haven't felt a

00:52:00.420 lot of motivation and i don't know if some of it's because like um there's just not a ton to do like

00:52:06.820 i mean do you feel fulfilled in that field sometimes i feel like well what do i like yeah

00:52:14.500 i think part of it's like yeah well what do you what do i want to do now what about did i just

00:52:17.900 start stand up like 20 years ago when i've just been doing it and like and then now what do i

00:52:22.760 want to you know i want to keep doing it i do know that i want to keep doing it i don't know

00:52:26.360 if i want to get on stage like right now but there's part of me that's like yeah well what

00:52:29.900 else do you want to do what else do you you know i think i kind of wish that there was like a like

00:52:34.660 a family aspect in my life right now like wife and children but that's not there so it's like

00:52:38.700 that's okay it's just like you know you gotta wait till that comes along but i do think there's some

00:52:43.240 like um like having patience with like not the craziest days and that's okay and what's going

00:52:53.040 to be next and i don't know right i think having patience with i don't know is kind of tough for me

00:52:59.720 No, it's very hard.

00:53:01.080 I mean, it's fear of the unknown,

00:53:02.400 especially when you're used to working for 20 years.

00:53:05.340 You're waking up day after day

00:53:06.140 trying to create opportunity for yourself,

00:53:08.260 whether it's a tour or whether it's filming something

00:53:10.920 or producing something, developing something.

00:53:13.320 I can't take a vacation.

00:53:14.520 If I take three days off,

00:53:16.180 I haven't performed stand-up in two weeks.

00:53:17.620 I feel like I've forgotten everything.

00:53:20.020 I've been going crazy.

00:53:21.240 I'm only home for like two to three days at a time.

00:53:23.380 When I'm there, after the second day, 0.99

00:53:24.840 I'm like, fuck, I feel like I need to be doing something. 0.98

00:53:27.660 When I don't, 0.98

00:53:28.540 like it's okay to like take a break and just be healthy and you know be where your feet are at for

00:53:32.720 a little bit yeah i think that's that's that that's the tough part for me right now a little

00:53:36.860 bit and then i think some of it's asking god like well what is you know like does god want me to be

00:53:42.180 doing what you know we're just like i think you know i i go to that place of prayer for like yeah

00:53:46.820 where you know help me figure out what i what do i want to do because i'm not feeling like a ton of

00:53:52.240 like um i just don't know that's the thing and so it's just kind of interesting you know i think

00:53:58.520 it's i think that's totally fine man yeah it's just hard to be like it's incredibly hard man

00:54:02.600 when you've been chasing something for so long and you feel like you've accomplished isn't the

00:54:06.620 right word but you at least got to a place of comfortability to where you don't need to be

00:54:09.540 killing yourself every single day yeah it's hard man i'm going from 100 to zero or two you know

00:54:16.180 yeah it's hard to coast yeah it's hard and you start to i mean all the little things come in 0.87

00:54:21.160 like well if am i doing enough or i'm gonna fall off or these things are i have fallen on like all 0.61

00:54:27.420 and some of that's all just bull it's all it's all bullshit it's all just whatever yeah but all 0.85

00:54:31.540 those little things kind of come in and you start you put each one on the scale of you and be like 0.97

00:54:35.740 what weight does this really have and sometimes it jumps on the scale itself some of these fears

00:54:40.480 or things and you don't even know it and you're under the weight of it before you realized oh i

00:54:43.780 didn't even put this there this just kind of showed up much of it is ego you know what i mean

00:54:47.220 how much can i put that aside and how much is actually important to me that's the biggest thing

00:54:51.520 is yeah no it's so hard how much of this is ego too and what yeah what's important what do i need

00:54:55.980 And then what is my voice best – how can my voice best even be used moving forward for myself and for, like, anything, you know?

00:55:04.460 All that kind of stuff.

00:55:05.580 Does that make sense to you?

00:55:06.680 That makes perfect sense.

00:55:08.080 I can't thank you enough for even understanding what that feels like.

00:55:10.760 Like, most people just don't get that.

00:55:12.480 There is a fear of slowing down, for sure.

00:55:15.080 Like, I mean, we – and I have slowed down a ton.

00:55:17.140 I mean, we were doing 40 to 50 shows a month between, like, 2024 to the beginning of 2025.

00:55:23.380 five i mean six to seven shows a six to seven nights a week two shows a night dude your schedule

00:55:29.700 was scary dude i remember we spoke one time you're having a sleep you're having sleeping

00:55:34.020 disorder yeah man you called about that i really appreciate that by the way you're having a

00:55:37.920 sleeping disorder i have horrible insomnia like i i literally cannot fall asleep without like the

00:55:42.860 assistance of something yeah what so what how'd you even a i mean i guess it's easy to figure out

00:55:47.600 but did you notice what was keeping you up were you drinking coffee late in the day no no i don't

00:55:51.520 do any caffeine at all like never never have can't cannot do it my brain just like you know

00:55:58.500 when you're about to fall asleep and then there's just like the the light switch just goes off your 0.90

00:56:02.320 brain's just off now you are like unconscious yeah i can't fucking flip the switch i can't do 0.84

00:56:07.840 i can get so close my brain just cannot do it i'm i'm not even like thinking about things i'm not up 0.94

00:56:13.840 anxious about anything i'm not worried about anything there's not anything in particular in

00:56:16.920 my life that i'm worried about just can't do it and i've been to sleep doctors i've got therapists

00:56:22.400 what's that did you go to sleep doctors yeah yeah and they all i mean the problem is they all just

00:56:27.400 want to they want to just prescribe you medication but i'm like do i that makes me feel even crazier

00:56:32.220 that makes to make me feel like i have to have help to do the most basic human thing feels

00:56:37.820 fucking crazy so i mean i do take something that does help me get to sleep doesn't keep me asleep

00:56:42.860 And I still don't sleep well 0.97

00:56:43.840 But they

00:56:45.560 Most of my doctors

00:56:47.040 Think it's probably

00:56:47.840 Just like an underlying anxiety

00:56:49.320 But I'm like

00:56:49.960 I don't want to take

00:56:50.540 Anxiety medication

00:56:51.380 I don't want to

00:56:51.960 Yeah and are you feeling 0.99

00:56:53.440 Laying there all horny 0.68

00:56:54.620 Or whatever 0.90

00:56:55.060 Or are you just laying there

00:56:55.940 Like your brain running

00:56:56.940 Oh no I'm way past that dude 1.00

00:56:57.920 My dick is like 1.00

00:56:58.680 Fucking tapped out 1.00

00:56:59.940 Oh you're done 1.00

00:57:00.460 Oh I'm empty bro

00:57:01.840 Falling asleep with 1.00

00:57:03.020 Fucking Lego hands dog 1.00

00:57:04.460 Oh damn 1.00

00:57:05.300 Yeah man 0.99

00:57:06.900 What are you saying 0.99

00:57:07.780 You never jerk off

00:57:08.860 To try to fall asleep

00:57:09.560 Oh yes dude

00:57:11.160 Yeah what are you talking about

00:57:12.420 probably less than 30 hours ago i did it we shook hands as soon as i came in here man now i have

00:57:19.100 showered once since then i mean you ever do you ever accidentally get a wake-up nut though when

00:57:23.280 you're trying to fall asleep where that boosts the energy on accident like what do you mean

00:57:27.840 like there if you jerk off in the beginning of the day what is that wake-up nut a wake-up nut

00:57:32.680 is kind of like about that i imagine it's like a shot of b12 it's like getting into a cold plunge

00:57:38.220 like there's just something that kind of shocks your system you're like okay i'm ready to i'm

00:57:41.880 to tackle the day so you wake up and do a nut sometimes just depends on the day you know what

00:57:46.260 i mean depends on the weather wow really yeah man if it's sunny out i'm not gonna i'm gonna

00:57:51.240 jerk off in the gloom oh yeah dude i don't know i'm more like emo i think i'm that dude i'm that

00:57:56.880 tim burton nut monkey dude i think i'm more like you know it's cloudy out we got a 40 chance of 0.99

00:58:02.680 nut bro see that feels depressing to me like my dick's not gonna give it its all i'm dude my dick 0.98

00:58:08.860 gave up i don't think my dick ever even wanted to be a part me and them in a partnership but yeah 0.99

00:58:15.280 i agree but on a sunny day i'm jerking off the lord has blessed me with this beautiful sun and 0.99

00:58:20.760 i'm gonna be like oh let me show you what i can do just add a little something to it you know

00:58:24.700 what i mean no i want to be walking on sunshine dog yeah i guess you're right bro i want to add

00:58:29.400 i'm trying to ride that ride that high yeah you're right brother different avenues to it for sure

00:58:34.080 If you jerk off after, I don't know, 7.30 p.m., that's more of a downer, I feel like.

00:58:39.620 That's supposed to relax you. 0.97

00:58:40.780 That's to close it down.

00:58:41.720 Yeah, I think so.

00:58:42.800 What did they tell you?

00:58:44.480 Did you try a CPAP machine?

00:58:47.840 Did they do all that kind of stuff, too?

00:58:49.600 Yeah, it's not a problem like that, dude. 0.93

00:58:51.480 Honestly, they can't figure out what the problem is, which drives me fucking crazy.

00:58:54.800 I'm like, what am I, an anomaly? 0.60

00:58:56.600 I'm like the one person in the world who has whatever problem I have with my brain doesn't seem possible.

00:59:01.940 Right, like you're like a wake squats or something.

00:59:04.380 A what?

00:59:05.180 A wake squats.

00:59:06.000 You're like Bigfoot, but it's like for somebody that won't sleep or whatever.

00:59:09.560 Like if you've seen him, he doesn't sleep or whatever.

00:59:11.080 I think I have whatever Michael Jackson had.

00:59:12.780 Maybe I have Vitilago or something.

00:59:14.280 Maybe that's keeping me up.

00:59:15.260 Does that keep you up?

00:59:15.920 Maybe.

00:59:17.140 Dude, I just saw this thing the other day about when Michael Jackson went to Brazil.

00:59:19.960 Can you bring that up?

00:59:21.180 Dude, he did a lot of things that he like challenged the status quo.

00:59:27.240 Like he wanted to go to Brazil to the favelas to shoot.

00:59:30.160 which video was it

00:59:32.660 um

00:59:34.820 they don't care about us right here

00:59:36.040 a song by the American singer Michael Jackson

00:59:38.400 initial release

00:59:39.220 man he was a beautiful Asian woman 1.00

00:59:42.080 yeah dude

00:59:44.360 I saw him one time when I was on stage

00:59:47.160 um

00:59:48.100 we used to do the

00:59:49.460 there was a comedy club in Westwood

00:59:52.780 at

00:59:54.120 I can't even remember it now

00:59:55.780 it was like Steve Byrne was there all the time

00:59:58.120 Adam Hunter like a lot of like great

01:00:00.040 like comics um in the la scene uh dane would come in sometimes but out the window i was on stage

01:00:07.780 on time and out the window next door there was a oz costume shop a-h-h-h-s like uh and uh

01:00:13.400 onomatopoeia yeah onomatopoeia dude and he was uh and he pulled up in a with some security guards

01:00:20.020 and got out and went in there it was like after hours they let him go into the costume shop no

01:00:23.700 way yeah you would open up the store for michael jackson i'm on stage and i see and i know he lived

01:00:29.240 not far away, and it was just the craziest

01:00:31.240 thing. I'm like, oh, that's Michael Jackson

01:00:33.180 going, and I'm on stage saying, because I

01:00:35.200 can see out this window on stage, and the audience

01:00:37.140 can't see. It's from the second story. Oh, they think you're

01:00:39.220 making it up. Yeah, they're like, you're a f***ing 1.00

01:00:41.220 I get some guy yelled, and I'm like, whoa. Just because I 0.99

01:00:43.200 saw Michael Jackson? Yeah, yeah, dude.

01:00:45.360 He's really there. He's not my fucking sleep 0.98

01:00:47.100 paralysis demon. Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:00:49.140 Yeah. So people will just call

01:00:51.120 you just that for anything now. Oh, I know.

01:00:56.040 What are we talking about?

01:00:57.260 sleep and then oh yeah what were some of the modalities that they because because i'm assuming

01:01:03.280 you went pretty deep down this hole trying to figure this out oh yeah because you had to take

01:01:06.700 a break right at some point right yeah man i had to cancel i had to cancel shows and um you had how

01:01:11.440 many doctors for it i had like six doctors at some point all doing different things in different

01:01:16.020 categories or whatever and like what were they were they taking your blood like what were they

01:01:18.880 doing blood tests they check they check all that kind of stuff i was doing scans on my brain or

01:01:24.040 whatever they're trying to measure, like what parts of it don't do and don't turn off, that

01:01:27.040 kind of thing. Apparently I'm normal, but I just cannot sleep, dude. It's awful. But

01:01:33.160 yeah, I did have to take a couple of weeks off. I like passed out on the way to a show

01:01:35.920 and people were fucking pissed, dude. I mean, it was like an hour before the show was supposed 0.98

01:01:41.740 to start, but like I hadn't slept for like five days. What was going on? Like, were you

01:01:45.520 manic? Oh, incredibly, incredibly, dude. I mean, I'm up like crying between the hours

01:01:50.340 of like 4 a.m. and 9 a.m.

01:01:52.200 just because I'm like, I just want to go to sleep.

01:01:54.120 I'm exhausted and I cannot shut my brain. 0.99

01:01:57.320 I'm like journaling to like my fucking dead grandfather. 0.99

01:02:00.340 I'm like, hey, man, send some sleep, dog. 0.99

01:02:03.600 Something. 0.69

01:02:04.520 Jerking off back to journaling, 0.98

01:02:06.060 jerking off back to doing everything I can. 0.98

01:02:08.580 And I was heading to the show

01:02:09.880 and I like nearly fainted and like fell into the bushes

01:02:12.840 and I was like, I cannot do this show.

01:02:15.480 Like, I will not make it.

01:02:17.340 Like, I wouldn't even be able to sit down on the stool

01:02:19.280 so we had to cancel the show.

01:02:20.140 I'm laying in the hospital

01:02:21.760 I'm getting like

01:02:22.380 death threats

01:02:23.120 and people like

01:02:24.160 in bars in Indiana

01:02:25.360 being like

01:02:25.840 we hope Matt Wright 1.00

01:02:26.540 fucking dies 1.00

01:02:27.680 and I'm like 1.00

01:02:28.260 I'm going to dude

01:02:29.660 yeah people did not care

01:02:31.340 but it was bad

01:02:32.140 that's like

01:02:32.660 Morgan Wallen

01:02:33.180 they had a weather issue

01:02:34.960 for his show

01:02:35.580 oh I saw that

01:02:36.200 but it's like

01:02:36.740 he's not a meteorologist

01:02:38.900 it's not up to him

01:02:40.020 yeah he's doing

01:02:40.600 the best that he can

01:02:41.620 and people just

01:02:42.220 they won't cut him a break

01:02:43.760 was imagine

01:02:45.140 it was like

01:02:45.620 strong winds

01:02:46.280 or something like that

01:02:46.920 that I think they were

01:02:47.680 well he has a big set

01:02:48.980 and it's like

01:02:49.520 you know

01:02:49.740 once if something falls it's bro a tornado touches down in the middle of a concert he didn't cancel

01:02:54.480 it yeah he's done dude it's i think people die at the concert yeah it's over he can't be on stage

01:02:59.900 you know guess i'm the problem and like people are getting hit by lightning of course you got

01:03:05.320 twisters touching down yeah of course yeah that's crazy there's a twist just throwing people up on

01:03:10.980 stage yeah man it was like people are passing by you in the air you can't please everybody man

01:03:16.300 you know he would be sand in my people are just flying people are wishing they had sand in their 0.98

01:03:21.640 boots because they're fucking would be anchored down better it's like cut the guy some damn slack 0.99

01:03:28.040 man he just wants to be he just wants to do his best he's fucking awesome dude you know uh i had 0.99

01:03:33.500 i had kyle um dress up as him for the for the uh amas amas that was for yeah because they had me 0.93

01:03:40.020 presenting and um i was doing here he's sitting here with us one of the best photographers

01:03:44.740 Yeah, he does all my videography.

01:03:46.000 He does a great job.

01:03:46.760 Yeah, I couldn't hire him because you had him.

01:03:48.560 Well, sorry.

01:03:49.840 Well, if something happens to him.

01:03:51.100 You could outbid me.

01:03:52.560 Well, I guess, well.

01:03:54.260 You're up on the block, boy.

01:03:56.220 Dude, yeah, now look, I'm not saying I get one.

01:03:59.300 I'll make sure I get a friend with him.

01:04:00.780 Well, I wanted to.

01:04:01.760 They say you can't have him be alone.

01:04:03.280 They're kind of like goats.

01:04:04.680 We'll see about it, Kyle.

01:04:05.740 They had me presenting for it, and they had me presenting in a country category,

01:04:09.760 so I wanted to do some kind of bit for it.

01:04:12.100 And the bit was to basically get everybody to be like, oh, my God, Morgan Wallen is here.

01:04:15.640 Where was that at?

01:04:16.400 This was the AMAs in Vegas.

01:04:18.240 So he shaved his beard completely down.

01:04:20.000 He had just the mustache.

01:04:21.320 And he had this big old mullet wig with a little hat down. 0.94

01:04:24.340 He looked just enough like him. 0.92

01:04:26.380 The bit was supposed to be that, like, the camera goes to him.

01:04:29.000 It's so obviously not Morgan Wallen.

01:04:31.400 And that was going to be the bit.

01:04:32.600 But he looked so much like him that people were like, okay, cool.

01:04:36.080 Morgan Wallen's here. 0.97

01:04:36.800 Like, it completely fucking failed. 0.99

01:04:38.420 Really? 0.93

01:04:38.700 Because he looked so much like him.

01:04:40.120 Yeah.

01:04:40.360 Is that online?

01:04:41.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:41.940 I think I posted it on my Instagram, I'm sure.

01:04:44.080 And all the country pages and stuff picked it up and everything.

01:04:46.460 They're like, oh, Matt Reif takes a dig at Morgan Wallen.

01:04:48.580 I'm like, that's the complete opposite. 0.96

01:04:49.980 I'm saying he's definitely too fucking good to be here. 0.96

01:04:52.180 He is too good to be here. 0.99

01:04:53.580 He's selling out the moon, dog.

01:04:55.860 Yeah, dude, that's hilarious, bro.

01:04:57.660 He gets snubbed on so many of these awards.

01:04:59.240 I don't get it.

01:05:00.340 I don't think he cares about it.

01:05:02.020 Well, I mean, what does it matter?

01:05:03.800 You know you're the entertainer of the year. 0.95

01:05:06.200 Who the fuck else is doing multiple stadium shows? 0.96

01:05:10.120 I agree. 0.98

01:05:10.580 it's like wow what this is just for you you know 100 it's just talking about ego earlier right

01:05:16.640 right it's just for the ego of these companies a lot of these things you know they want to keep

01:05:20.040 this idea that some select people get to decide who the the entertainer of the year is it's like

01:05:27.200 let the numbers decide oh 100 you know i couldn't agree more it's like with the trying to give a

01:05:32.440 podcast in awards or something earlier i think this was this year or last year and like do you

01:05:37.620 want to be in the award you have to pay to be you know you're you got paid to be in consideration

01:05:42.140 they got you gave you a nomination but then you have to pay to be uh to see if you if you you'll

01:05:49.240 be like one of the top five or whatever that's so weird and it was like first of all pay us to

01:05:53.900 nominate you it was that was part of the edge of it right you have to pay to continue to be

01:05:58.260 nominated it's like um and I can't remember who it was but it was like uh but that was part of it

01:06:04.520 And then they gave the award to, like, I think it was Amy Poehler's podcast, which is great, right?

01:06:09.660 She's one of the most talented entertainers that there are.

01:06:14.260 But if you're not giving that award to Joe Rogan, then what are we even doing?

01:06:18.040 Yeah.

01:06:18.380 He wasn't even nominated for it because he didn't self-bid himself.

01:06:22.100 Right.

01:06:22.440 That's crazy.

01:06:23.440 But it's like if you're not giving it to him, then we're playing some game of yours.

01:06:29.400 100%.

01:06:29.760 It's not a real thing.

01:06:31.480 So you're playing algorithm in an award show.

01:06:33.680 Yeah.

01:06:33.840 so it's like

01:06:34.760 I think a lot of people 1.00

01:06:35.620 see through all this shit 1.00

01:06:36.620 like I don't 0.99

01:06:37.200 like I want

01:06:38.080 give me something

01:06:38.680 that's real

01:06:39.260 that's fine

01:06:39.780 but I don't want

01:06:40.600 something that's

01:06:41.960 some made

01:06:42.640 I don't want to live

01:06:43.480 in some made up

01:06:44.260 type of thing

01:06:45.040 where you decide

01:06:46.720 who gets

01:06:47.780 who gets to be

01:06:48.580 this thing

01:06:49.380 and that's why

01:06:50.160 I think touring 0.88

01:06:50.960 is so fucking awesome 0.74

01:06:52.280 because it's totally 0.88

01:06:53.320 in the hands

01:06:53.900 of like your fans

01:06:54.820 right

01:06:55.020 it is literally

01:06:56.400 a physical

01:06:57.340 it's a

01:06:59.560 it's a physical

01:07:00.360 what's what I'm looking for 1.00

01:07:01.960 fuck 0.99

01:07:02.280 it's 1.00

01:07:02.760 it's proving that you have a connection with the people right like those people are paying to come

01:07:09.980 see you that's harder money that they saved up they got a babysitter this is their anniversary

01:07:13.620 whatever it is those people are coming to see that like that success speaks for itself if you

01:07:18.360 can move people to come see you in real life what does it matter what eight people voted in the

01:07:22.140 middle of hollywood or nashville or whatever it is yeah i agree dude um like that's the true success

01:07:28.660 i think just let it be what it is you know why you know i don't know i think i also have like a

01:07:35.940 i get some angst towards some of that hollywood stuff so i think i'll get it i have a little bit

01:07:39.660 of a chip in my shoulder about some of it i don't even know why all the time um let's show this clip

01:07:44.600 right here and yeah dude morgan could go morgan could literally go back in time before before

01:07:49.760 people even knew him any people like i heard he's good you know he could go to like 40 years ago

01:07:56.520 And people will somehow be like, yeah, I heard that guy's good.

01:07:59.120 Yeah, man.

01:08:00.720 Bro, look at this right here, dude.

01:08:03.220 Is this AI?

01:08:04.140 You get accused of being AI a lot?

01:08:05.640 All the time.

01:08:06.700 All the time.

01:08:07.320 I'm so AI.

01:08:08.780 Bro, you are AI.

01:08:10.260 Yeah, I'm in Rhode Island right now. 0.98

01:08:12.480 What the heck?

01:08:13.660 I never even realized it, dude. 1.00

01:08:16.720 Dude, you're like my fucking hot lesbian aunt that's AI, dude. 1.00

01:08:20.820 You have a hot lesbian aunt? 1.00

01:08:22.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:22.780 I'll turn her out, dog. 1.00

01:08:23.960 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:08:25.160 i don't know you guys look too similar though let me uh let me show this award show part 0.98

01:08:30.660 i think we can all agree that the current state of country music

01:08:34.180 some pretty good hands right i mean just tonight alone we've seen riley green

01:08:37.980 keith urban and actually making his very first ama appearance morgan wallen is here

01:08:47.580 That's crazy dude

01:08:52.620 Morgan Fallen dog

01:08:54.040 He's my little off brand

01:08:56.280 That's crazy

01:08:57.900 Yeah man

01:08:58.780 That's hilarious bro

01:09:00.460 Yeah we first

01:09:01.160 We realized he looked like this

01:09:02.040 When he accidentally shaved his beard

01:09:03.420 In Europe one time 0.99

01:09:04.320 We were fucking tearing him apart 0.98

01:09:05.580 I called him Fail Earnhardt 0.99

01:09:06.960 You did?

01:09:07.680 Yeah

01:09:07.900 You accidentally shaved yours Kyle?

01:09:11.200 Yeah

01:09:11.440 That's hilarious

01:09:12.160 He nicked a little piece of it

01:09:13.160 And then shaved the whole thing off

01:09:14.220 We were like

01:09:14.680 I had to fire him for like three weeks

01:09:16.300 I can't be around you right now

01:09:18.280 you got a vulnerable neck 1.00

01:09:19.980 that's

01:09:20.500 oh yeah dude 0.86

01:09:22.020 that's crazy bro

01:09:23.460 dude that's funny bro

01:09:25.540 yeah it was a decent bit

01:09:26.840 but then almost everybody

01:09:27.740 when I got home

01:09:28.280 we were like

01:09:28.580 oh no we actually thought

01:09:29.540 it was Morgan Wallen

01:09:30.520 I was like

01:09:30.820 that wasn't supposed to be

01:09:31.640 the bit literally at all

01:09:32.660 he's wearing my tour

01:09:34.400 he's wearing my tour

01:09:35.940 cut off jean jacket

01:09:37.420 a red clay straze hat

01:09:38.760 people can't see that good dude

01:09:41.460 I'll say this

01:09:42.200 if they

01:09:42.460 yeah

01:09:42.800 you had a couple

01:09:43.640 too many wiener pails

01:09:44.700 your vision gets bad

01:09:45.480 A lot of people thought he was Paul Rudd.

01:09:47.400 A lot of people were saying it.

01:09:53.680 All right.

01:09:55.540 Voila!

01:09:56.200 Voila!

01:09:58.900 Am I able to get one more water?

01:10:00.400 Yeah, let's get another water.

01:10:01.460 Can we get one?

01:10:02.840 Oh, thank you so much.

01:10:05.020 Thanks, brother.

01:10:06.280 Hey, we got that Michael Jackson thing here.

01:10:07.740 I think I found it.

01:10:09.060 Okay.

01:10:09.820 Oh, yeah, this looks like it.

01:10:10.780 Let me see.

01:10:11.060 In 1996, Michael Jackson shot a music video in Rio de Janeiro favelas.

01:10:15.480 The world didn't know that this historic shoot was only possible

01:10:19.040 thanks to the approval of a drug trafficker.

01:10:22.420 That's awesome.

01:10:24.140 Yeah, the government said it was too unsafe for him to come,

01:10:27.160 but he wanted to come and be around the people.

01:10:28.880 Let me see.

01:10:29.500 Rio de Janeiro, 1996.

01:10:30.780 Spike Lee's camera pans across the hills of Dona Marta,

01:10:34.940 a favela clinging to the city's slopes.

01:10:37.400 Michael Jackson has come to shoot his video,

01:10:39.060 but the setting of Far Cry from Hollywood Studios is no ordinary set.

01:10:42.760 The governor of Rio is against it.

01:10:44.180 the police refused to set foot in dona marta and yet the cameras rolled that had to be pretty

01:10:49.160 brave bro yeah man i mean to be that loved did it say that they looked out for him i would imagine

01:10:56.500 so so when michael jackson arrives in rio to shoot in a favela it's not the mayor or the governor

01:11:03.300 who has the final say it's marcino vp the man hunted by police is also the one who ensures

01:11:08.960 the king of pop safety so uh he was the head of one of the most powerful criminal factions in the

01:11:15.340 city charismatic and ruthless marcino had established himself in a world where hierarchy

01:11:20.080 is carved out uh carved in fear and cemented by weapons what set him apart from other hill bosses

01:11:26.460 was a strange intellectual depth almost unsettling for a man at war with the established order

01:11:31.020 it's just pretty wild that he went and shot that there feels like he could have did it in burbank

01:11:35.440 yeah it does

01:11:37.020 but I think he

01:11:38.720 why did we even start

01:11:39.640 talking about this

01:11:40.140 do you remember

01:11:40.580 not a clue

01:11:42.000 oh

01:11:42.900 I just mentioned

01:11:44.040 that I was wondering

01:11:44.640 what my sleep problems were

01:11:45.820 if I had the same thing

01:11:46.580 that Michael Jackson has

01:11:47.500 you said hold on a second

01:11:48.520 and then we went on

01:11:49.780 a 15 minute loop

01:11:51.600 go back a little bit

01:11:54.620 the tense shoot

01:11:55.300 I just didn't want to

01:11:55.800 see that part

01:11:56.220 the governor of Rio

01:11:59.300 is staunchly opposed

01:12:00.320 Brazil is still dreaming

01:12:01.580 of hosting the 2004 Olympics

01:12:02.960 there's no way

01:12:03.600 they'll let the world

01:12:04.180 see what's hidden

01:12:04.800 Behind the postcard beaches

01:12:06.020 To show the poverty

01:12:07.560 The drugs

01:12:08.080 The bullet ridden walls

01:12:09.260 It would be bad PR

01:12:10.580 Jesus

01:12:11.340 He went and shot it there anyway 0.91

01:12:12.940 That's so gangster

01:12:14.440 He did stuff like that dude

01:12:16.480 The deal is clear

01:12:17.860 No money

01:12:18.480 Changes hands

01:12:19.760 No one to the table bribes

01:12:22.040 Just an agreement

01:12:23.440 Wow

01:12:24.140 That's awesome

01:12:25.560 Yeah

01:12:26.520 Just kind of wow

01:12:27.300 Look at that dude

01:12:27.940 Just to show up there

01:12:28.980 Be that close

01:12:30.060 To people just who like

01:12:32.260 Who would never have access to you

01:12:34.520 you know what I mean right would never have access to you and also there's probably you know you get

01:12:38.780 in some dangerous neighborhoods it's dangerous yeah but I mean it sounds like the people he's 0.99

01:12:42.220 getting approval from are like nobody's gonna fuck with you we would be the people to fuck with you 0.98

01:12:45.620 right nobody's gonna fuck with that's the thing that's awesome that's awesome bro that that's 0.99

01:12:50.620 what I'm talking about that's the people you like if you're for the if you're with the people you're 0.80

01:12:55.460 with the people you know it doesn't matter what these other like little you know fancy people say

01:13:00.960 about this or that i don't care you know say this guy's the the number one award winner this guy's

01:13:06.760 this or whatever you know the truth is the truth 100 you know replacement for real life yeah

01:13:12.300 anyway sorry i feel kind of i don't know why i feel kind of animated about that i like it um

01:13:18.340 it's passion take me on a little bit more of so so you bought this ed and lorraine's house take

01:13:23.720 me on the house that you bought and and what you guys have done with it i know there was like

01:13:26.800 articles going around that

01:13:28.520 you guys were doing like

01:13:30.940 you guys had turned it into a haunted Airbnb

01:13:33.080 where people could go and stay

01:13:34.440 it is essentially that

01:13:36.660 yeah we were approached

01:13:38.900 by

01:13:39.260 Edna Rain, Warren's family

01:13:43.020 that they were going to

01:13:44.680 sell the house and we were the first people that they

01:13:46.900 wanted to offer it to 0.97

01:13:48.520 and obviously we were fucking psyched about it

01:13:50.720 we have so much respect and love 0.88

01:13:52.980 for their family and what they mean to

01:13:54.800 the paranormal community

01:13:55.960 um so i mean to get to be a part of arguably the most prominent piece of paranormal history

01:14:02.600 on earth being the annabelle doll in the warren's house is fucking awesome dude um and we got the

01:14:08.880 house like as is like we have all their old clothes all their old tape recordings i mean 0.89

01:14:14.080 there's like there's hundreds and hundreds of old recordings and letters from cases that never got

01:14:18.960 turned into movies and tv shows and stuff like that and it's so cool man i mean the house itself

01:14:23.840 museum aside is fucking terrifyingly haunted but there's like such a warmth to it like

01:14:29.700 regardless of what they did and who they were and what they were around all the time like 0.93

01:14:33.980 it still feels like such a cozy family home so we've we've opened that up to the public to be

01:14:39.780 able to be stayed in as an airbnb and it's attached to the museum which holds oh god i think

01:14:45.820 it's something like 700 artifacts or something like that in the museum as well as the uh annabelle

01:14:50.780 doll and take me through like uh just a brief synopsis of the family and the annabelle doll

01:14:55.780 for people that don't know uh i mean they're ed and lorraine were the most famous ghost hunters

01:15:00.540 pretty much in the the history of it i mean they they helped i mean i guess documented i'm gonna

01:15:06.660 say a few hundred families and they were spousal they were married yeah absolutely dude yeah she

01:15:11.940 was a psychic medium and ed was uh was an author and um they uh they put out a lot a lot of good

01:15:18.000 books and um but they helped a lot of fucking people and they're i mean they are the family 0.50

01:15:23.220 behind like the largest scary movie franchises in the world between annabelle doll the conjury 0.57

01:15:28.340 movies amityville horror all that good stuff and they uh how they help a lot of people you said

01:15:33.320 they helped a lot of people well i mean a lot of people dealt with like possessions and haunted

01:15:36.880 homes a lot of haunted objects and everything and they would go to help these families with

01:15:39.840 either casting out the spirits um via exorcism sometimes it was taking an item like the annabelle

01:15:45.280 doll off of the family's hands and putting it in a more secure place stuff like that

01:15:48.940 so you have the annabelle doll now yeah it's pretty crazy bro it's a pretty white thing to own

01:15:55.720 yeah that is huh yeah i mean i do you believe in ghosts yeah i believe in ghosts but i get

01:16:03.480 scared about it because it's like you know if you go summon ghosts if you summon like

01:16:09.040 if you look at it as like the devil i think there's different ways to look at it if you

01:16:13.040 look at it as like a spiritual thing like maybe something that's in between here and there um

01:16:18.260 but if you look at it as like satanic you're trying to summon satan and that stuff is a little 0.97

01:16:22.780 scary oh yeah i don't fuck with that stuff at all regardless of like there being a demon literally 0.99

01:16:26.780 attached to that doll like i don't fuck with it i'm not hanging out with the doll that was the 0.98

01:16:30.800 crazy thing people i mean that's a very passionate community and it's one that i respect that i'm 0.95

01:16:34.660 happy to be a part of but people thought i was like because i'm a comedian that i was gonna like 0.98

01:16:38.180 disrespect this doll they thought i was gonna turn this house into a fucking frat house and 1.00

01:16:41.780 Annabelle was just gonna be crowd surfing like a stretched out blow up doll. Oh, yeah, I could see that dude 1.00

01:16:45.560 People always want to like think about stuff like that. Did you do anything cool with Annabelle?

01:16:50.240 Like were you guys able to even like have her like bring her out to have like a tea or something? No god

01:16:54.320 No, we would never let her out of that box ever 0.98

01:16:56.340 We've only had to move the box a couple of times and I even I don't fucking touch that. Really? I let Elton 0.96

01:17:01.000 And we have we have a couple of priests that help with that

01:17:03.200 Really? Oh, yeah

01:17:04.820 I'm terrified of it. Wow. Yeah, I'm never there by the way

01:17:09.920 Like I'm not at that.

01:17:10.900 People thought I was living at the house with Annabelle. 0.98

01:17:13.060 I'm fucking never there. 0.97

01:17:14.420 You're not? 0.99

01:17:14.860 No.

01:17:15.380 I check on Annabelle. 0.98

01:17:16.260 Like I look for racism on Twitter.

01:17:17.700 I'm like, good.

01:17:18.860 It's still there.

01:17:19.440 Yeah.

01:17:20.480 If it's going to exist, it might as well be like contained.

01:17:22.760 You know what I mean?

01:17:23.460 Nowhere to find it.

01:17:24.660 Yeah.

01:17:26.600 Wow, bro.

01:17:27.240 It's pretty, it's pretty awesome, man.

01:17:29.020 It's so fascinating to me.

01:17:30.200 Do you feel like, do you want to create more stuff around like horror genre?

01:17:35.300 Like, is that something you start to feel like?

01:17:36.860 Cause you said you're kind of at this space where it's like, you're kind of thinking,

01:17:39.460 well, yeah, what else is possible and what else, what I like to do and what direction?

01:17:43.260 Yeah, absolutely.

01:17:44.060 I mean, on the entertainment side of things, like I would love to develop some kind of

01:17:48.740 like a horror project, whether it be a TV show or a film or something like that.

01:17:52.020 But I mean, we're also even expanding in that space.

01:17:54.840 Like we're, we're moving the museum and expanding it to a location in Salem,

01:18:00.300 Salem, Massachusetts, this, I think it's going to be this September or August that it's going

01:18:06.220 to open up.

01:18:07.600 So, I mean, there's a couple other properties that we could potentially be buying as well.

01:18:11.700 So, I mean, I'm so fascinated by it.

01:18:14.080 Like, it is so new to me that I think it's very exciting.

01:18:17.340 It's cool just to learn about it.

01:18:18.800 And this creates a lot of opportunity for people to educate themselves on that world.

01:18:22.360 People are fascinated by it, but they don't know a lot about it.

01:18:24.300 So, this is kind of like firsthand experience.

01:18:26.920 Have you had like a supernatural experience of your own?

01:18:31.280 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:18:32.120 Of all the investigations and stuff we've done, I mean, I've seen and heard so many things.

01:18:35.360 that I couldn't possibly explain.

01:18:37.760 I mean, I've heard my name be said.

01:18:39.260 I like EVPs, which is like the voice recordings the most.

01:18:43.300 To me, that's the most fascinating

01:18:45.140 because it's audible.

01:18:47.260 It sounds tangible.

01:18:49.760 You're getting a direct response to a question you ask.

01:18:52.880 To me, that feels so undeniable.

01:18:54.440 I'm in the room.

01:18:55.320 I know who else is in here.

01:18:56.120 I know this hasn't been tampered with in any kind of way.

01:18:58.300 To me, that feels so as close to undeniable as possible.

01:19:02.000 Was there someone you were trying to talk to?

01:19:03.340 or was it

01:19:04.080 I'm trying to think

01:19:05.460 of the most prominent one

01:19:06.600 we were in

01:19:08.280 I think this was

01:19:10.640 Mansfield Reformatory

01:19:12.040 in Ohio

01:19:12.900 I believe

01:19:13.720 shout out Mansfield

01:19:16.000 shout out Mansfield

01:19:16.780 that's what actually

01:19:17.200 they filmed

01:19:17.720 Shawshank Redemption

01:19:18.600 nuh-uh

01:19:19.500 yeah 1.00

01:19:19.740 it's fucking 0.99

01:19:20.560 it's a really 0.99

01:19:21.180 really cool space

01:19:21.920 we were in

01:19:23.200 what used to be

01:19:23.720 the old library

01:19:24.260 we were asking

01:19:24.800 what did this room

01:19:27.560 used to be

01:19:28.060 here loud

01:19:28.760 clear as day

01:19:29.380 library

01:19:30.060 no 1.00

01:19:30.880 yeah it's fucking 0.98

01:19:31.840 terrifying 0.96

01:19:32.620 we were doing some

01:19:33.320 in Lorraine Warren's house

01:19:34.700 in the tunnel that goes

01:19:35.580 from the house

01:19:36.440 to the museum

01:19:37.440 our friend was in there

01:19:38.700 asking like

01:19:39.340 you know

01:19:39.560 do you mean us harm

01:19:40.420 and you hear

01:19:41.200 if possible 0.99

01:19:42.100 it's crazy shit like that 0.98

01:19:44.480 but it's still so fascinating to me 0.98

01:19:46.500 like I

01:19:46.960 I'm passionate about it

01:19:48.320 because on a spiritual level

01:19:49.840 it

01:19:50.560 it helps

01:19:52.660 kind of

01:19:54.080 reassure me

01:19:55.980 that there is something else

01:19:56.980 you know what I mean

01:19:57.940 like I

01:19:58.720 when my grandpa passed away

01:20:00.820 I was

01:20:01.100 I had like this really big moment

01:20:02.440 of like okay

01:20:02.780 there can't just be this there has to be something out there there's no way i won't ever see this

01:20:06.460 person again so the fact that i can go communicate with like other what i assume are people or

01:20:12.260 spirits of people to me that brings me like a little bit of warmth knowing that like you know

01:20:16.000 maybe i'll maybe i will see that person again and maybe you know maybe everybody gets to see

01:20:20.080 their loved ones again yeah yeah was that did your grandpa pass away recently or no it was i think

01:20:27.020 it's going on three years this october maybe four three years oh man i'm sorry to hear that

01:20:32.280 Oh, it's all right.

01:20:32.820 I appreciate it.

01:20:33.640 Matt Tamar, you're so young.

01:20:34.540 Yeah, man.

01:20:35.040 He was only 67.

01:20:36.720 I know.

01:20:37.820 I know.

01:20:38.340 Did he get pretty sick?

01:20:39.940 Yeah, man.

01:20:40.580 He had cancer, but it was like they found it out of nowhere.

01:20:43.780 His dogs pulled him on his leash and pulled something in his abdominal slash rib cage a little bit.

01:20:51.660 And it was hurting him.

01:20:52.380 It was hurting him for a while, and it got worse.

01:20:53.680 And he started coughing a lot more and everything.

01:20:56.280 And eventually, you went to the doctor, and they did a whole scan of everything.

01:20:59.780 And they were like, dude, you've got stage four cancer, like like lungs black.

01:21:07.020 Yeah.

01:21:07.520 So it was he was he was perfectly healthy like five months before he passed.

01:21:11.120 Dang.

01:21:11.740 I know.

01:21:13.460 Was that scary?

01:21:14.680 Like were you guys really close?

01:21:16.420 Yeah, that was definitely that was definitely like my best friend.

01:21:19.900 That's that was like my father figure growing up and everything.

01:21:23.060 It was.

01:21:23.720 Yeah.

01:21:23.960 Yeah, definitely.

01:21:24.520 I spent every weekend of my childhood with him every single weekend.

01:21:28.380 Yeah.

01:21:28.900 I definitely wouldn't have got into comedy if it wasn't for him.

01:21:31.640 Dude, yeah, it almost looks like your daddy's so young.

01:21:33.800 Yeah.

01:21:34.480 Gee, that's, it looked like a Zika baby. 1.00

01:21:36.340 Well, let's go. 0.98

01:21:38.200 I had a dome on him. 1.00

01:21:39.260 Bro, BLM, dude. 1.00

01:21:40.900 I know. 1.00

01:21:42.340 That's what's up. 0.99

01:21:43.640 Yeah, he fucking, he loved comedy. 0.99

01:21:45.240 He's the one who used to take me, like, the open mics when I was, like, 15, 1.00

01:21:47.500 and he would pay, like, the $5 a head to, like, show, like, bring your show shit. 0.99

01:21:51.340 He would, like, buy five tickets. 0.99

01:21:52.760 Would he go perform?

01:21:53.780 No, God, no, no. 0.99

01:21:54.900 But he fucking loved watching me. 0.99

01:21:55.360 Did he get you into it? 0.99

01:21:57.080 You mean, like, physically?

01:21:57.960 or like why did he he took you over there because he knew you wanted to do it yeah yeah like he 0.96

01:22:02.060 thought i was funny like we would but we would fucking kill each other laugh every weekend my

01:22:06.660 entire childhood um so it was really cool he got to see me he got to see me sell out a comedy club 0.87

01:22:14.800 i think it was the cincinnati liberty funny bone yeah before he passed which i think is the hardest

01:22:19.960 part it's like you kind of like what we were talking about with ralphie earlier it's like

01:22:23.180 if there was one person i wanted to share all this with it would have been him so i feel like

01:22:27.480 he doesn't get to see this kind of sucks he's out there steve that's his name yes what's up steve 0.92

01:22:33.160 shout out big steve my guy oh dude he fucking loved ralphie too did he oh oh dude that's so 0.98

01:22:41.600 cool bro he can hear us i feel him right now steve's milling around bro with his 97 different 0.86

01:22:47.840 haircuts yeah bro that was like the shortest his hair ever was he used to grow it down to like his

01:22:52.860 butt crack dude 0.54

01:22:53.700 total hippie hair man 0.54

01:22:55.800 dude a lot of people

01:22:56.900 with name Rick

01:22:57.920 have ponytails

01:22:58.840 you notice that

01:22:59.720 mostly Rick's and Steve's

01:23:03.360 I would argue

01:23:03.800 yeah

01:23:04.120 yeah dude

01:23:05.100 yeah man

01:23:05.760 a ponytail is a Rick and Steve

01:23:07.400 it's a power move dog

01:23:08.840 yeah bro

01:23:09.420 yeah I'll still like

01:23:10.480 I'll pray to him before

01:23:11.160 every show and everything

01:23:11.860 just be like

01:23:12.340 hope you enjoy it

01:23:13.580 in case you're watching

01:23:14.420 amen bro

01:23:15.840 that's awesome dude

01:23:17.700 thank you

01:23:19.160 that's quality stuff

01:23:20.360 I appreciate that

01:23:21.240 um i'm gonna pivot a little bit some of your comedy specials your first few came out on youtube right

01:23:27.820 yeah yeah i put out the first two and then i did a crowd work one on youtube as well

01:23:31.900 and then did you do one on a stream on a streaming platform uh then it was netflix yeah i did natural

01:23:37.080 selection for netflix did you feel any difference because like one is more of it feels like it's a

01:23:41.160 it feels like it's more for the people like from you know just it feels like it's did you feel any

01:23:45.500 difference between like doing some that way and doing one for netflix for um i mean you do a special

01:23:50.680 for netflix for like self-validation to be like i have i made it to what is supposed to be the

01:23:55.960 pinnacle platform for comedy but i think the difference was the youtube stuff i did entirely

01:24:00.780 like by myself like it was just my friends helping me like i directed the first one then i'd got eric

01:24:06.380 griffin to to direct the second one and even the crowd work one which was like a totally

01:24:11.380 experimental thing i literally did it with me and uh and my buddy elton actually ran camera by

01:24:16.520 himself was me and one person did an entire crowd work special so i mean it was exhausting but it

01:24:21.600 was super super fulfilling to like have a hand in a little bit of every piece of the creative for

01:24:25.900 that so i mean i think it was different in uh in that sense also the um the the reach of viewership

01:24:34.760 i think is different for youtube and netflix because not everybody has netflix not everybody

01:24:38.400 likes netflix and you got to have a subscription to it versus youtube it's so easy to share like

01:24:43.520 I can text you a link

01:24:44.540 you can watch it right now

01:24:45.740 and then you can text that link

01:24:46.740 to 10 other people

01:24:47.560 so I think

01:24:48.340 you actually reach

01:24:49.740 you have a potential

01:24:50.620 to reach more viewers

01:24:51.540 on YouTube

01:24:52.660 than you might

01:24:53.200 on Netflix

01:24:53.920 yeah

01:24:55.020 so I guess it's

01:24:56.100 again like

01:24:56.500 what does it mean to you

01:24:57.340 right

01:24:57.940 yeah it's interesting dude

01:25:00.060 cause yeah

01:25:00.400 I got one that's coming up

01:25:01.660 but I think about like

01:25:02.420 yeah what I like to do

01:25:03.420 you're doing it on Netflix

01:25:03.880 yeah

01:25:04.580 okay

01:25:04.940 and we're just

01:25:05.720 I'm looking at a cut of it

01:25:06.740 later today

01:25:07.280 but it's like

01:25:07.740 what I like to maybe

01:25:08.500 do one in the future

01:25:09.420 that would be

01:25:09.960 maybe just for YouTube

01:25:10.960 yeah

01:25:11.540 that would be more

01:25:12.180 just for like

01:25:12.900 you know i do it myself completely you know i don't know i just think about that sometimes and

01:25:17.480 what that's like oh no i battle with it all the time i'm doing my next special it'll be towards

01:25:21.680 the end of the year i can't really say when yet but i don't i don't know what i'm gonna do with

01:25:24.720 it just yet i'm not 100 sure there's different pros and cons obviously yeah and you're at a

01:25:30.480 place right now where you can kind of do what you can do what you choose yeah absolutely which is

01:25:33.940 pretty nice yeah i just want to figure out what fits best you got kind of like like pinned with

01:25:39.260 like being the crowd were like your crowd work started to kind of like take clips and make it

01:25:44.760 so that a lot of people were doing crowd work do you feel like that that's kind of a true statement

01:25:48.020 yeah i would say so i mean i definitely wasn't like the first one to do it like uh like schultz

01:25:52.840 was a big inspiration for me doing that like his crowd works fucking he's amazing at that he's so

01:25:58.140 good at he was doing this thing that even made me want to start doing any of my youtube specials

01:26:01.740 where he was doing like a new minute every single week like he would post a new clip every single

01:26:05.720 And that's 52 minutes of material throughout the year.

01:26:08.580 It was genius.

01:26:09.420 And he would sprinkle crowd work in with that as well. 0.97

01:26:11.640 And I was just like, holy shit, I see the importance of content in the stand-up market, 0.95

01:26:17.320 which I don't think anybody had really been paying attention to. 0.97

01:26:19.160 Like, you put out specials, but that's once every year, maybe once every two years.

01:26:24.160 But we weren't like, comedians weren't being in people's faces all day.

01:26:27.680 Like, you weren't prominent on a platform and people kind of couldn't avoid you,

01:26:31.980 which I think is, you know, prominent for the algorithm.

01:26:35.360 well especially if you don't have if you're not pod if you don't have a regular podcast like with

01:26:38.880 podcasting you do because you just have clips right of course but if not yeah it's hard to

01:26:42.320 find like what is that thing without doing a sketch or like planning this big thing and that's

01:26:47.320 that's why i like doing the bit of crowd work that i do do in my show because like it's new

01:26:51.080 and refreshing right like it's i'm not doing the same stories and jokes night after night after

01:26:55.120 night that you have to deliver like it's your first time ever saying it like this is something

01:26:58.120 so new and spontaneous that i can post online it's not burning any of my material yeah dude i

01:27:03.380 I saw the one where you saw one of your teachers.

01:27:06.040 Was that one of yours?

01:27:07.180 My teacher.

01:27:07.740 Did you have a teacher that came?

01:27:09.180 No, I think that was Trevor Wallace.

01:27:10.780 Oh, that was Trevor Wallace.

01:27:11.760 I think his teacher came.

01:27:13.140 Sorry, dude.

01:27:13.700 It's okay.

01:27:14.300 It's fine.

01:27:15.280 Wrap this up?

01:27:16.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:16.660 No, I'm fucking with you, man. 1.00

01:27:18.000 Oh. 1.00

01:27:18.440 I was like, yeah, we can.

01:27:19.700 I'm just kidding, man.

01:27:20.360 No, that's okay, dude. 0.99

01:27:21.540 Sorry, damn. 1.00

01:27:23.260 Fucking Trevor, dude. 1.00

01:27:24.180 No, I'm not going anywhere, man. 1.00

01:27:25.360 Trevor impersonated you, though, I think. 1.00

01:27:27.420 It felt like he was trying to steal your shit. 1.00

01:27:30.540 No, no. 1.00

01:27:31.220 I'm just joking. 0.96

01:27:31.740 I'm just fucking joking with Trevor, dude. 0.88

01:27:33.440 He would never do that. 0.88

01:27:35.280 He's the nicest guy, bro.

01:27:36.500 I love him, dude.

01:27:36.980 He's very, very nice.

01:27:37.940 I don't know if there's...

01:27:38.800 He is so nice, dude.

01:27:41.940 But did it ever feel like then you had to be the crowd,

01:27:45.620 like you had to do that?

01:27:47.780 Yeah, there's a little bit of that.

01:27:49.040 I talked to Adam Ray about this recently, too,

01:27:51.120 because he's gotten so prominent with his characters that he does,

01:27:53.380 with Dr. Phil and Biden and everything.

01:27:55.400 The way he stepped into that and done...

01:27:56.600 It's unbelievable.

01:27:57.480 Genius, by the way, to find...

01:27:58.700 It's such a specific lane that nobody else has been doing.

01:28:01.120 Nobody.

01:28:01.740 um i asked him i was like do you find people coming to your show and like just wanting the

01:28:06.240 characters and he was like all the time like sometimes i'll be in the middle of a story and 0.71

01:28:10.160 somebody be like do crowd work and i'm like i'm gonna fucking get to it if i feel like it okay 0.93

01:28:14.020 it's not that's not all this is but like i'm a goddamn jukebox yeah it's crazy man but i mean 0.92

01:28:19.680 i do it because i enjoy it you know yeah that's like when i was in like like couldn't when i was 0.98

01:28:24.640 like doing those wiener pills it's like get an erection and you're like i'm trying man give me 0.51

01:28:29.620 a few minutes. Yeah, let me warm them up a little 0.77

01:28:31.760 bit. Yeah, dude.

01:28:33.600 Let me nibble off a freaking chunk 0.98

01:28:35.800 of my roommate's 0.99

01:28:37.660 wiener pill at an

01:28:39.560 angle so he won't notice it's missing, you 0.77

01:28:41.520 freak. There are only freaking

01:28:43.080 five milligrams. Tablets.

01:28:45.800 Do you ever, when you're touring, like, do you ever

01:28:47.680 do any crowd work at all? I do

01:28:49.640 some of it more often now, and I really

01:28:51.480 like it. It's just fun. It's just something

01:28:53.680 silly and spontaneous. It gets 0.94

01:28:55.620 a bad rap for people being like, oh, you're just

01:28:57.540 doing it because like you don't have the material that's such a hack response to have to it like

01:29:03.060 that's it by what means does that mean that yeah yeah dude yeah like i was shooting this thing in

01:29:08.020 lexington a few weeks ago and somebody yelled out aids right in the middle of the show and it was

01:29:12.680 just like it's a woman too jesus and usually age is more of a guy's thing or whatever i guess

01:29:17.900 so then what are you gonna not acknowledge it i know dude i was like oh that's how bad things

01:29:24.160 have gotten it's like people just yelling aids out dude that's the other hard thing as well is

01:29:29.040 like uh venue wise now the smaller venue i do the more people yell out because they want to be the

01:29:34.080 person that like gets talked to like they want to be the next clip i'm like it doesn't work like

01:29:37.680 that it's usually the least assuming person you talk to it's probably like you're gonna get the

01:29:41.200 best shit out of it it's not like the like the pick me yeah person in the back that's true dude

01:29:45.140 it's always like that a comedy club is like so intimate we're all kind of feel like we're hanging 0.99

01:29:48.460 out that in like a living room to where it's nobody really wants to be like the dickhead to

01:29:52.540 interrupts like that's kind of perfect and an arena so big that like you i think they assume

01:29:57.000 they you can't hear them so they're not going to waste yelling out like anywhere in the middle 0.99

01:30:00.680 ground like a theater people are like i know he'll fucking hear me yeah we yell some wild shit 0.97

01:30:05.000 yeah dude i think it's like there is this weird thing where you yell because you kind of want to 0.98

01:30:11.460 be heard but you do not want to be called on there's some of that energy too for some people

01:30:15.060 oh of course like you want to be a part of it but you don't want to be a part of it oh i love the

01:30:18.340 person i love like the like the wife brought her husband and the husband didn't want to sit up

01:30:22.160 front he's like what if what if he talks to me and the wife's like it's not all about you ron 0.96

01:30:26.200 you know what i mean and then you end up talking to that guy he's like this is my fucking worst 0.80

01:30:29.040 nightmare the wife's loving it i love that dynamic has it ever backfired like take me on one that 0.91

01:30:34.520 backfired was there have there been one that backfired like because you because when you

01:30:37.280 open it up to the crowd that's another thing suddenly 40 people or they want to have a you

01:30:41.960 know they want to offer a suggestion it's very hard to direct a room full of people who are like

01:30:46.760 okay now it's my turn so i mean that mean that does happen quite often i mean usually i'm pretty

01:30:50.740 good at shutting it down and everybody can kind of be cordial but it happens but you also get 0.98

01:30:54.700 duds you know what i mean like you fucking you interview people you know what it's like to talk 0.98

01:30:58.940 to somebody who you can't hold a conversation with so i mean that happens all the time i'm 0.99

01:31:02.740 not gonna post that clip obviously so yeah it's not magic every time but when you do get it

01:31:06.600 it's such a fun feeling to have that moment right then right there with people yeah dude one time

01:31:11.800 there was a guy in his wife he had a wife or girlfriend whoever it was had the craziest

01:31:15.840 like um 1.00

01:31:18.340 like tits right 1.00

01:31:21.720 I hope you couldn't think of tits 1.00

01:31:24.100 okay and they well they were 1.00

01:31:26.000 so crazy I couldn't even

01:31:27.700 it was hard to categorize them they were 0.70

01:31:30.100 so insane

01:31:30.700 yeah just he's just boom

01:31:33.520 bang you know just like some

01:31:35.980 real just onomatopoeia

01:31:38.460 okay okay just like 1.00

01:31:40.080 some damn fucking just some milk 1.00

01:31:42.100 tonsils you know just some 1.00

01:31:43.500 like L5S nun 1.00

01:31:45.420 like you have no cartilage left from holding those up they were just yeah they were you could 0.99

01:31:50.540 just feel like one of you could feel um one of her uh vertebrae having trouble god damn 0.98

01:31:57.520 yeah you couldn't feel it them hindenburgs yeah yeah she had them damn blimps and front blimps 1.00

01:32:04.500 so anyway dude but they were craziest looking tits and she you and the guy's like i said oh 1.00

01:32:12.200 What do you do? 0.99

01:32:12.600 He's like, you know, stock vending machines, you know?

01:32:15.480 And I was like, and what do you guys put in him?

01:32:17.000 And he's like, muscle milk, you know? 1.00

01:32:19.120 God damn. 1.00

01:32:20.200 And he says muscle milk. 1.00

01:32:21.220 But then you see where you think he's getting the milk from. 1.00

01:32:23.980 His wife's just sitting there all quiet with the craziest tits. 1.00

01:32:27.560 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:32:28.020 Acting like she doesn't have crazy tits or whatever. 1.00

01:32:30.000 Oh, of course. 1.00

01:32:30.540 And she was wearing a little bitty hat.

01:32:32.100 You ever see somebody who, like, pins a hat on their hair and acts like it's a real hat?

01:32:35.160 Is it a brooch?

01:32:35.920 Yeah.

01:32:36.540 Of course.

01:32:37.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:37.720 It's a fucking brooch. 1.00

01:32:39.680 It's a little, it's like Toy Story hat. 1.00

01:32:41.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:42.640 Like, bitch, what are we talking about? 1.00

01:32:44.600 And did you address them? 1.00

01:32:45.440 Did you address the titties? 0.57

01:32:46.420 Yeah, I said, well, where are you guys getting the milk from, right?

01:32:49.580 And that was just, and dude, there was nothing else through the rest of the night that was

01:32:54.780 like, there's just something about that thing that's in the moment where, and it was just

01:32:59.620 simple.

01:33:00.220 There was nothing I really had to do.

01:33:02.040 Of course.

01:33:02.420 It was just like.

01:33:03.240 Sometimes it just presents itself.

01:33:04.400 Bro, I was in Philly.

01:33:07.320 Yeah, this was in Philly.

01:33:08.660 And there's a guy sitting front row.

01:33:10.260 He's got these slack pants on 1.00

01:33:12.440 And just had the most amount of dick 1.00

01:33:15.560 Sitting in the front of his pants 1.00

01:33:17.820 Like a conglomerate?

01:33:18.780 Yeah man 1.00

01:33:19.560 Like a seven dick pile up right in his own pants 1.00

01:33:22.620 He melted eight or nine dicks on his dick 1.00

01:33:24.840 It was so prominent 1.00

01:33:26.780 It stopped me in the middle of a story

01:33:28.720 And I was like

01:33:29.280 I took the camera off the cameraman's shoulder

01:33:31.980 Zoomed in on it 0.99

01:33:33.320 It looked like he shit the front of his pants 1.00

01:33:35.620 It was so much dick 1.00

01:33:37.160 It honestly ruined my night 0.99

01:33:39.340 I was upset

01:33:40.700 I was insecure for the next 45 minutes 0.99

01:33:42.440 Oh when somebody shows up with that stepdad cock 0.99

01:33:45.400 A stepdad cock is such a real 1.00

01:33:47.340 As somebody who had a stepdad 0.99

01:33:48.640 It's such a real thing

01:33:49.620 I was so mad I wasn't his

01:33:51.220 For a few years

01:33:52.860 I'd have been afraid to come out of that thing 0.99

01:33:55.560 That stepdad cock 1.00

01:33:57.080 That's why he doesn't have any kids 1.00

01:33:59.580 A kid wouldn't make it out of that thing

01:34:01.900 This is it right here 1.00

01:34:03.700 Biggest dick ever 1.00

01:34:05.000 Is this a video of it? 1.00

01:34:06.220 It's probably a video

01:34:07.460 Yeah

01:34:21.540 Cameraman just like wouldn't get the shot of it. And I was like why wouldn't he?

01:34:26.820 Sometimes they're like three inches away from somebody's face, and I'm like get out of there. You have a zoom

01:34:31.340 hold on it's tangled up in his dick hold on a second hold on look at this fucking thing you're 1.00

01:34:37.000 moving the camera bro look at that thing man big bro got that front yard dog alien when it's coming 1.00

01:34:44.360 out of her fucking stomach yeah that's what it looks like wow yeah that's a lot man turtleneck 1.00

01:34:52.020 dick is just a different confidence and he's wearing a turtleneck too yeah no yeah man he 1.00

01:34:56.820 knows what's up that's insane that's christmas dick a christmas dick if you weren't a turtleneck 1.00

01:35:02.880 holiday hog tight pants brother yeah he knew he you gotta know that's not comfortable there's no 1.00

01:35:09.020 way that's oh no that's all tight brother i'm so glad my dick isn't that big yeah so glad about it 1.00

01:35:16.240 yeah same same um but yeah man you get some some weird stuff like that what about uh are you 0.99

01:35:26.340 married you're not married oh yeah no single okay and do you start thinking about getting married

01:35:31.580 or anything like that or do you even think about that kind of stuff or like yeah does your mom

01:35:35.080 bug you about that what's your mom doing in your life these days because she was giving you a hard 0.98

01:35:38.640 time about working for ralphie what is uh does she still like a have that managerial energy or

01:35:43.640 now she kind of trusts where you're at no she's she's so happy with where i'm at dude i just got 0.95

01:35:47.880 her her second house because she yeah the first woman just wasn't working out and she was like 1.00

01:35:52.760 by herself in the middle of nowhere Georgia 0.89

01:35:54.740 and she's like nobody comes and visits I'm like no 1.00

01:35:56.820 shit you live in the middle of nowhere 0.98

01:35:59.040 so I moved her out to 1.00

01:36:00.420 Colorado where my sister lives now she has her 0.96

01:36:02.920 she's there with her grandkids and stuff 1.00

01:36:04.960 my little sister's got kids 0.98

01:36:06.280 oh your sister has a couple kids yeah she's got two 0.99

01:36:08.880 daughters oh that's your mom right there what's her name April

01:36:10.820 April what's up April

01:36:13.100 you know what's so funny if you look at mom

01:36:14.980 Christina from Iowa is on the top thing

01:36:17.080 she's actually more prominent than my

01:36:18.840 own mom in most of these 0.92

01:36:20.580 really that's her right in the middle 0.90

01:36:22.040 uh christina top top right corner the blonde hair and who was that your ex no no no no that was um 1.00

01:36:28.380 that's god arguably probably my most famous crowd work thing was she's like this really hot 0.98

01:36:33.480 mom actually grandma who lives in iowa and i met her on stage she gave me like these cookies and

01:36:38.320 this like really sexual shirt and everything and i bro i was like 10 minutes into the show

01:36:42.400 when this happened i did like an hour and 20 minutes just talking to her and it was

01:36:46.480 crazy crazy good time the entire time like we were great chemistry great banter the crowd was

01:36:52.360 fucking loving it but at the time you can only post a 10 minute clip online on like instagram 0.62

01:36:56.580 and stuff so i had to edit it all down to that like the whole show was that which never happens 0.87

01:37:01.160 by the way like that sounds like i didn't have material ready for the show but like it was just

01:37:05.060 such a really cool in the moment thing it went stupid it's got over like i'm sure collectively

01:37:10.460 over a couple hundred million views dang yeah really yeah it's awesome no way she's awesome 0.91

01:37:16.480 Dude, that's the best, bro.

01:37:17.820 Where in Iowa was that at?

01:37:19.300 Des Moines, the funny bone there.

01:37:21.240 Yeah.

01:37:21.680 Yeah.

01:37:22.760 I mean, sometimes crowd work is, it's different every time.

01:37:25.420 That's the fun thing. 0.99

01:37:25.780 You don't know if you're going to talk to, you know, super hot mom or biggest dick you've ever seen 0.99

01:37:30.000 or somebody, you know, somebody all crumpled up in the corner. 0.99

01:37:32.320 You don't know.

01:37:32.820 Yeah, it is kind of great. 0.64

01:37:33.720 Oh, there she is right there. 0.74

01:37:34.580 Yeah.

01:37:35.660 Yeah, it is great, dude.

01:37:37.040 With crowd work, there's something really special about it.

01:37:39.880 It's just real and in the moment, you know?

01:37:41.260 How do you get the

01:37:42.260 How do you get

01:37:43.960 Your cameraman now

01:37:45.240 Is you have a special cameraman

01:37:46.420 Who's like 0.99

01:37:47.460 Shitting right there 0.96

01:37:48.540 Kyle 0.99

01:37:49.500 He gets all of it

01:37:50.020 You do it all Kyle?

01:37:51.220 Mmhmm 0.96

01:37:51.480 What the heck

01:37:52.060 He does all the crowd work stuff

01:37:53.200 Oh my gosh

01:37:54.320 Yeah

01:37:54.700 Then we do a little

01:37:55.240 Collaborative editing system together

01:37:57.000 Yeah he shoots all of it

01:37:58.980 This is

01:37:59.280 Man the comedy clubs

01:38:00.180 That feels like a lifetime ago

01:38:01.680 This is probably

01:38:02.300 Three and a half years ago

01:38:04.500 Maybe

01:38:04.820 Something like that

01:38:05.620 Wow

01:38:06.000 Maybe

01:38:06.520 That feels like a different

01:38:08.140 Lifetime ago

01:38:08.980 Are you off tour right now

01:38:11.360 Are you going back out

01:38:12.100 Is there any new places

01:38:13.000 That you're going

01:38:13.720 That you're a little bit like

01:38:14.900 Um

01:38:15.900 New places this year

01:38:17.620 Not I'm half like

01:38:18.200 Like new countries

01:38:19.220 Um

01:38:19.920 We just got back from Europe

01:38:20.800 Which was really awesome

01:38:21.600 We did um

01:38:22.540 We did England

01:38:23.860 We went to Romania 0.97

01:38:24.800 Romania was fucking awesome 0.77

01:38:26.720 Dude my friend just 0.96

01:38:27.900 You're the second guest in a row 0.90

01:38:29.040 That's talking about Romania

01:38:29.960 Really

01:38:30.260 My friend just

01:38:31.300 Quit playing basketball

01:38:32.280 My friend Patrick was playing basketball

01:38:33.660 Over there

01:38:34.180 What

01:38:34.560 Yeah 0.91

01:38:35.160 He's white

01:38:35.740 White guy yeah 0.78

01:38:36.720 Okay yeah 0.98

01:38:37.320 Can I tell him the story

01:38:38.820 okay so we get to we have like five weeks in europe straight this is night one of us landing

01:38:46.240 in romania of the whole trip night one five weeks is a long time it's a very long time

01:38:50.800 night one we're like oh we're gonna go out have some drinks it's friday night we'll see what

01:38:54.120 romania is about kyle gets roofied and robbed the first night on tour how do you know you got

01:39:01.520 roofied kyle i woke up in an ambulance 50 50 minutes away from the hotel at 9 30 in the morning

01:39:08.060 My chain was gone, my camera was gone

01:39:10.120 And they sent three grand on my debit card

01:39:11.800 Yeah, he couldn't remember

01:39:12.880 They had to carry him through the lobby and everything 1.00

01:39:14.960 He was fucked up, dude 1.00

01:39:16.300 It was pretty funny 0.99

01:39:17.600 Night one, dude

01:39:20.840 We got back to the hotel at probably like

01:39:23.600 4am or something like that

01:39:25.900 And we were like, hold on, Kyle wasn't with us

01:39:27.840 I checked the location on my phone

01:39:29.660 He's still at the bar

01:39:30.760 We thought he had left earlier

01:39:31.980 So I'm texting with him, I'm like, yo, do you want Jackson and I to come

01:39:35.980 You know Jackson McQueen

01:39:36.740 oh yeah he's so he's so funny he's hilarious um i was like do you want jackson out of we'll come

01:39:41.260 come back and get you right now and he goes no it's all good i'm heading i'm heading back to

01:39:44.380 the hotel right now i was like are you sure he goes yeah i'm heading back to the hotel

01:39:47.000 go to sleep i wake up at 9 30 in the morning my phone's ringing off the hook and i'm like 0.86

01:39:51.180 fucking what they're like yeah kyle's in the back of an ambulance right now it's like no 0.96

01:39:55.720 fucking way you communicate with him kyle no i could barely open one of my eyes and i was i 0.99

01:40:01.900 knew i got beaten up by strippers i remember that we're sitting that's all i remember do you have a 0.99

01:40:06.900 grill in right now yeah okay that that's interesting but we're sitting in the van day one after his

01:40:11.660 recovery it's all quiet and we're trying to ask him a little things about we're trying to give

01:40:15.000 him some space and he just goes i think those strippers were mean to me it was so so somber

01:40:22.500 we're like what he goes yeah i think they pushed me down a lot it was one of the meanest things

01:40:27.900 i've ever heard that's wild to say that specifically i think they pushed me down

01:40:30.680 it was heartbreaking

01:40:31.520 yeah

01:40:32.880 and all you got

01:40:33.680 was that grill

01:40:34.360 um

01:40:35.260 the worst part

01:40:36.520 is dude

01:40:37.180 and just the bottoms

01:40:38.000 not taking the grill

01:40:38.600 is hilarious

01:40:39.180 I'm gonna leave them

01:40:40.440 something

01:40:40.860 but dude

01:40:41.600 uh

01:40:42.500 you did a show

01:40:43.920 in Romania

01:40:44.540 yeah Romania

01:40:45.160 was awesome

01:40:45.680 we did two shows there

01:40:46.460 it was so cool

01:40:48.060 I guess comedy

01:40:49.440 is like a new

01:40:50.580 growing thing

01:40:51.220 it's like people

01:40:51.620 are starting to go

01:40:52.040 and perform a lot more

01:40:52.740 if you get an opportunity 0.99

01:40:53.340 they were a fucking 0.98

01:40:53.860 awesome crowd 0.99

01:40:54.680 I would love to go back

01:40:55.960 and do they speak

01:40:56.620 is there enough

01:40:57.500 English spoken there

01:40:58.400 yeah absolutely

01:40:59.000 everybody there

01:40:59.960 speaks English

01:41:00.440 for the most part

01:41:01.160 oh yeah

01:41:02.220 Dracula's Castle

01:41:03.200 is it close to Estonia

01:41:04.840 I wonder

01:41:05.280 mmm

01:41:06.420 I mean close-ish

01:41:08.240 I think

01:41:09.200 I think Estonia

01:41:09.760 is a little bit

01:41:10.160 further north

01:41:10.780 I think

01:41:11.360 because we had

01:41:11.800 Ari Madian

01:41:12.400 he's Estonian

01:41:13.200 yeah dude

01:41:13.720 Ari's the best

01:41:14.400 he's a

01:41:15.120 he's a

01:41:15.780 he's a

01:41:16.540 tornado

01:41:17.280 of comedy dude

01:41:18.380 Europe crowds 1.00

01:41:18.960 are fucking 0.99

01:41:19.420 awesome man 0.99

01:41:20.360 I love

01:41:21.500 performing overseas

01:41:22.440 thousand miles apart

01:41:23.640 yeah

01:41:24.560 oh yeah

01:41:25.240 good time dude

01:41:25.880 Sweden was awesome

01:41:27.740 Oslo was really cool

01:41:29.580 England

01:41:29.940 I love performing in England

01:41:31.280 and the crowds are so much fun

01:41:32.760 oh dude yeah

01:41:33.740 we had some good

01:41:34.880 we did some good spots

01:41:35.800 over there

01:41:36.140 Ireland

01:41:36.700 Ireland's the best show

01:41:38.620 of the tour

01:41:39.140 every time I go there 0.99

01:41:40.260 they're fucking great 0.98

01:41:41.200 Scotland was amazing 0.99

01:41:42.260 Scotland 0.52

01:41:42.780 you can't crowd work

01:41:44.020 in Scotland though dude

01:41:44.860 good people

01:41:45.180 yeah why not 0.99

01:41:45.620 you can't fucking understand them 0.98

01:41:46.580 oh yeah 0.99

01:41:47.100 dude I'll say something

01:41:49.240 they'll say something back

01:41:50.400 and I don't understand it

01:41:51.360 and the crowd is like 0.98

01:41:52.240 they're fucking cooking me dude 0.99

01:41:55.300 and I have no idea 0.99

01:41:56.420 with what they're saying

01:41:57.100 they're

01:41:58.360 yeah it's legendary over there

01:41:59.880 what's up what's up uh what's in the news dude anything in the news that we wanted to look at

01:42:04.100 oh yeah what's anything good to talk about oh what do you think about these data centers stuff do

01:42:09.280 you think about that kind of stuff like because that's kind of bro i i just had to help stop them

01:42:13.300 from putting in one um in rhode island no way i'm at yeah they had like have a whole town hall

01:42:17.620 meeting and everything like that you went to it i couldn't go but my friend went and spoke on my

01:42:21.260 behalf which was very nice she was very passionate about it and i mean she had my approval i i

01:42:25.440 couldn't agree with her more it's just it's it's so peaceful out there it's gonna it's it's just

01:42:30.340 fucking up what we have man i mean i don't know too much about them i'm not even gonna pretend

01:42:33.680 like i do yeah for sure but um the one thing the most prominent thing that stood out to me because 0.94

01:42:38.920 it wasn't gonna be that far from my house was there was gonna be like a non-stop humming coming

01:42:43.360 from the building i was like i don't want that i love the look like i can hear birds outside dude

01:42:48.140 yeah yeah yeah well especially yeah like something just humming in the distance dude

01:42:54.040 New York passes data center moratorium and consumer protections as environmental and housing proposals stall.

01:43:01.640 So what data is going into these things?

01:43:05.200 Why did the data centers need to be so big?

01:43:07.220 Do we have anything about that?

01:43:09.700 This is perplexity.

01:43:11.200 Data centers are built for continuous operation.

01:43:13.740 Power cooling and network paths are duplicated so a failure of maintenance event doesn't drop.

01:43:18.520 Workloads, having parallel systems and physically separated paths.

01:43:21.840 uh well my thing is just this like so we we're already keeping a lot of data right

01:43:28.820 like our phones we record stuff all the time it's on the cloud

01:43:33.680 the amount of data that they must want to store now

01:43:38.360 must be astronomical compared to what we're doing yeah so that's what i don't understand

01:43:45.520 unless we're going to go into like a surveillance state right where which is that's what it feels

01:43:49.880 like a lot of times they already are right because then they're gonna have to record it around the

01:43:54.120 clock everywhere everything yeah and they're just gonna put these rant they're just gonna put these

01:43:58.960 storage places and random places around the country that's so strange to me yeah

01:44:03.140 aaron brokovich i know was just talking about it um i want to get someone on to talk about some of

01:44:08.980 these data centers just to learn a little bit more about it and what's going to be going on

01:44:13.360 yeah let's see what this says right here this is tech billionaire oracle ceo larry ellison

01:44:17.500 confessed as a dystopian ai mass surveillance network citizens will be on their best behavior

01:44:23.980 because we're constantly recording and reporting everything that's going on

01:44:29.820 and it's it's unimpeachable the cars the cars have camera you know cameras on them all right

01:44:36.060 we have i think we have a squad car here someplace uh but those kind of applications using

01:44:41.580 AI, if we can use AI, and we're using AI to monitor the video. So if that altercation had

01:44:48.260 occurred, that occurred in Memphis, the chief of police would be immediately notified. It's not

01:44:53.820 people that are looking at those cameras. It's AI that's looking at the camera. No, no, no. You

01:44:58.080 can't do this. It would be like a shooting. That's going to be immediately, that's going to be an

01:45:02.180 event that's immediately, an alarm is going to go off. It's going to be, and we're going to,

01:45:07.560 we're gonna have supervision in other words every police officer is going to be supervised 0.99

01:45:13.120 it's gonna be wild what the fuck man i mean if you play that beginning part again to play the 0.99

01:45:19.640 first 20 seconds what does he say this one part citizens will be on their best behavior because 0.99

01:45:24.520 we're constantly recording and reporting everything that's going on uh and it's

01:45:30.660 because we are constantly reporting it sounds like they're like like they're going to be 0.58

01:45:36.460 reporting to him you're gonna that's the thing it's so fucking weird dude i mean do we have to 0.74

01:45:42.640 be watched all the time i don't know how we can stop it now that's the scary part why do we need 0.69

01:45:48.060 it i i mean i understand they're pushing the agenda of safety but like we have to how much

01:45:55.020 safer is it gonna get is it just gonna be for accountability you think i think that's it's like

01:46:00.680 and also there'll be a level of control there because yeah i would say so yeah if you don't

01:46:06.740 do certain things then you're entering this space well you didn't opt you didn't do things the right 0.93

01:46:11.380 the perfect way this exact way yeah so then what are the repercussions of that it's fucking weird

01:46:16.940 dude i don't even i don't even want to live in this time to be honest i know it feels just kind

01:46:21.240 of like it's it's too futuristic it's too it's too invasive when would you have liked to have

01:46:28.780 been alive if you could like pick a couple of decades to have been like oh prime you

01:46:33.720 i think probably born in because i think you but part of you does i feel like want to kind of know

01:46:42.300 it's weird you want to know how it

01:46:44.180 you want to be a part of the world in the sense you want to like you you hope that the world ends

01:46:51.620 well because otherwise you feel like what's the point i think that starts to happen yeah

01:46:57.860 you for me anyway i'm like you want to i feel like for past generations i better feel like

01:47:02.260 let's leave it better we're all building towards something and then now suddenly i feel like we're 0.57

01:47:06.860 all standing in a cul-de-sac and we're like what the fuck are we building towards anymore our 0.56

01:47:11.320 grandparents are like doing only fans now they're like we're checked out we don't care it doesn't 0.66

01:47:16.940 even matter dude like everybody like i do feel that way some of that energy is like what are we

01:47:23.080 doing yeah i don't know i don't know what it looks like a generation after this one you know

01:47:27.120 i have no like i have no idea what that looks like yeah i i think i would have i would have

01:47:32.480 liked to have been born maybe in like 60 1960 yeah grow up in the 70s and then you're a young

01:47:40.400 adult in the 80s and the music culture alone for that would have been fucking awesome oh it's great

01:47:45.580 for film everything was magical i've heard good things yeah everything was magical and then you

01:47:51.620 get to see how dystopian it's getting and be like yeah i'm glad i'm glad i'm leaving dude i feel so

01:47:56.480 weird being like the last generation of people who wasn't like chronically online like i didn't

01:48:03.280 this isn't young for some people but like i didn't get a cell phone until i was like i think i was

01:48:07.720 almost almost 15 something like that it's like i still got the childhood of like i got the privilege

01:48:12.240 of boredom yeah i think that's good for your brain to be a kid and have nothing to do and have to

01:48:18.380 figure it out how to entertain yourself go go make up a game go play pretend go walk around 0.99

01:48:23.980 and go throw something through somebody's window yeah we'll go break some shit i think that's good 0.98

01:48:28.520 for you yeah i think your mom came home you're like you got arrested you're like yeah i don't 0.98

01:48:32.440 know what else was i supposed to do yeah yeah i threw something through someone's window i didn't 0.92

01:48:35.960 know it would break just shit like that like you just didn't know anything and i think that i think 0.97

01:48:40.240 it makes you a better person oh dude so now wandering around just bored hoping something 0.98

01:48:46.180 would happen a car drove by you just watching it go by just watching it dude laying on your floor

01:48:51.720 and like hoping your mom wouldn't come home soon but also hoping your mom would come home soon

01:48:57.580 somebody's around yeah here's some racket yeah i think it's good for you man and there's that

01:49:02.240 that's gone people will never have that again taking a thousand naps if anybody came to the

01:49:08.760 door you would go talk to them even if there's like a you know a like a registered sex vent or

01:49:13.540 whatever didn't even matter you keep the chain on to keep them out but you still at least talk to

01:49:17.860 them because it was somebody to talk to of course and they were charming you know yeah they were

01:49:22.680 good at what they did i remember having to like ride your bike across town to see if your friend

01:49:27.260 was home oh and they weren't oh god and you just had to go back yeah dude across town you biked

01:49:34.760 miles oh across grass dude it was yeah oh yeah you'd find a new way to go what is this video

01:49:42.480 right here we'll watch this and we'll get you out of here man and you got a show tonight okay

01:49:47.760 i have heard about these flock cameras this is these just start these are like some of the um

01:49:51.840 early uh cameras are going up everywhere mass surveillance public safety uh they are linked

01:49:57.840 to the new ai data centers um let's play it you won't believe the stickers i found somebody is

01:50:04.400 putting these buggers up on every flat camera in town not enough people know that these are not

01:50:09.520 just license plate readers these flock cameras build profiles on individuals that are walking

01:50:15.040 by and in vehicles they use things like gender clothing behavior and even biometrics to build

01:50:21.360 profiles on you for their nova platform even integrating social media profiles email data

01:50:27.520 in places that you go and flocks data feeds directly into palantir's gotham which already

01:50:34.000 powers ice deportation what if this is gta 6 like they're scanning everybody in real life in the

01:50:40.880 real world everybody's gonna be in the game that that's why it's not out yet that first of all is

01:50:47.800 the excuse that they need for why it's not out and two that would be absolutely amazing dude i mean

01:50:53.440 they just change a little feature about you but you're like you know that's you but but in the

01:50:57.120 future they could do that some of these companies could then license your existence somehow where

01:51:02.700 you add in certain areas into a video game like that and that gets kind of crazy dude that's

01:51:07.280 pretty sick yeah let's finish out here let me see flock cameras have exploded across the u.s

01:51:11.820 because they're cheap turnkey crime fighting tools that let even small departments tap into

01:51:16.180 a national vehicle tracking network flock sells subscription packages that include the hardware

01:51:21.960 cellular backhaul their cameras continuously capture plates time stamps and vehicle metadata

01:51:26.760 pushed it to Flock's cloud

01:51:28.460 where cops can run searches

01:51:29.700 and set alerts on Hotlist.

01:51:32.740 Flock has marketed directly

01:51:34.000 to police, HOAs,

01:51:35.180 and private business

01:51:35.960 centralizing all plate reads.

01:51:37.800 By 2024-25,

01:51:39.200 the company said it had cameras

01:51:40.180 in roughly 4,000 plus cities

01:51:41.880 and over 5,000 communities.

01:51:43.820 What?

01:51:44.340 So, bro, it's here.

01:51:45.760 Oh, it's already in.

01:51:46.660 It's done.

01:51:47.320 That's the new Annabelle, dude.

01:51:48.560 What? 0.99

01:51:49.920 And she's out of the box. 0.64

01:51:51.500 Dog.

01:51:52.920 Matt Reif, man.

01:51:54.640 You have your new,

01:51:56.440 You're going on a tour.

01:51:57.820 I'm on tour right now.

01:51:58.780 Yeah.

01:51:59.160 Okay.

01:51:59.500 Stay golden tour.

01:52:00.700 Amen, bro.

01:52:01.440 We're going through the rest of this year, so it should be fun.

01:52:03.240 Yeah.

01:52:03.500 There's some fun cities ahead.

01:52:04.620 Nice.

01:52:04.840 I'll be back here in Nashville in October for Bridgestone.

01:52:08.060 Okay.

01:52:08.600 Yeah.

01:52:09.240 You're in town for it.

01:52:09.920 You got to come through, dude.

01:52:10.920 Dude, yeah.

01:52:11.720 I will be in town.

01:52:12.580 My friend, is somebody dying or getting married?

01:52:15.480 What's happening in October?

01:52:16.300 Same thing.

01:52:16.860 October 10th.

01:52:17.740 Yeah.

01:52:18.020 October 10th.

01:52:18.740 Something's happening.

01:52:19.480 It's my grandpa's birthday.

01:52:20.360 It is?

01:52:20.780 That's creepy.

01:52:21.760 Dang.

01:52:22.140 That's creepy.

01:52:23.000 Shout out Steve.

01:52:23.680 Steve.

01:52:25.600 Steve.

01:52:25.960 bro yeah thank you

01:52:28.640 congrats to everything

01:52:29.460 FTX is coming out

01:52:30.480 you don't know when yet

01:52:31.280 the FTX series

01:52:33.260 comes out this December

01:52:34.960 is that what it's called

01:52:35.840 no it's called

01:52:37.060 The Altruist

01:52:37.660 The Altruist

01:52:38.180 that'll be on Netflix

01:52:38.960 and then we've got

01:52:39.720 the movie with Owen Wilson

01:52:40.580 coming out in October

01:52:41.620 so that'll be

01:52:42.180 some nice little

01:52:42.920 end of the year

01:52:43.420 oh Rolling Loud

01:52:44.460 the movie

01:52:44.740 that's what it is

01:52:45.360 yeah yeah yeah

01:52:46.420 dude that's crazy bro

01:52:47.800 what do you play

01:52:48.980 in this movie

01:52:49.400 I play his

01:52:51.640 his work colleague

01:52:53.660 who happens to also

01:52:54.720 be at the festival

01:52:55.380 was like a big festival head and he helps him look for his lost son in the festival so it's just me

01:53:00.160 him and his girl christine co who's a hilarious actress she was on dave yeah so we kind of help

01:53:06.500 him look for his lost son amen bro yeah dude um best of luck man congrats on everything dude thanks

01:53:11.420 for stopping by and spending some time with me bro it's a pleasure i know we've been trying to

01:53:14.800 figure this out for some years now so thank you for finally making the time i appreciate it it's

01:53:17.920 a blessing man your life seems active and busy it seems like you stay uh active in your own life as

01:53:22.260 much and just, you know, show up for yourself and get things done. That's exciting. It's inspiring.

01:53:27.140 Thank you, man. I appreciate that.

01:53:28.360 Yeah, it's the truth. Matt Reif.

01:53:30.080 Thanks, brother.

01:53:30.480 Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be

01:53:37.420 cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found. I can

01:53:47.600 Feel it in my bones

01:53:50.560 But it's gonna take

01:54:17.600 Our crew is here to give you a trip home that goes just as planned.

01:54:23.120 KLM Royal Dutch Airlines.

01:54:25.000 When you travel, travel well.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 10, 2026

#662 - Matt Rife

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