This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #667 - Duncan Trussell

00:00:00.000 You know, America's 250th birthday is coming up.

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00:00:09.540 Probably maybe Thomas Jefferson will come down from the clouds

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00:00:14.920 Maybe Betsy Ross or Frederick Douglass.

00:00:17.940 I don't know.

00:00:18.280 Somebody is going to come on down and just huff and puff them cake candles out.

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00:01:29.860 Today's guest is a stand-up comedian, podcaster,

00:01:33.380 and just a downright cosmic adventurer.

00:01:39.620 He's got his own show, The Duncan Trussell Family Hour,

00:01:43.400 and his new podcast, Mystery Boys, with Kurt Metzger.

00:01:47.120 Always a blast, the one and only Mr. Duncan Trussell.

00:01:53.480 And I will find a song

00:01:58.600 I've been singing

00:01:59.780 I'm on this

00:02:00.480 Whoa

00:02:03.960 Look at that

00:02:10.280 What kind of cameras are you guys

00:02:11.940 Jesus Christ

00:02:13.060 You're so inspirational

00:02:14.840 These are flock cameras we're using

00:02:16.360 Yeah 1.00

00:02:17.940 Palantir baby 0.91

00:02:19.460 Palantir

00:02:20.580 We now work for Palantir

00:02:22.280 these are we're using flock cameras it's incredible see this can see right all the way

00:02:26.580 through my eyes through my past my history all the way into my mother's body past lives yes

00:02:32.780 gets into your past incarnations too it's pretty cool tech is amazing these days we good zach 0.98

00:02:38.060 good lighting you guys are good look at this shit what do you mean you have a podcast you 0.99

00:02:42.760 fuck dude this is next level you're like i love josh and my studio is great but i don't have this 0.99

00:02:48.140 like i look at me i look good in this light dude you definitely bro you look i will say this it's 0.99

00:02:53.260 the lighting it's conestoga wagon times right like it's the old days and it's like you know yes it's

00:02:59.440 there's a conestoga wagon yes and it's stalled out on the side of the road right yes because

00:03:05.040 anything could have happened when you had a conestoga wagon because you had wooden wheels

00:03:07.940 remember yeah i do and dude you could have gotten termites overnight of many things termites i mean 0.98

00:03:14.800 Just think of wooden wheels on some old fucked up. 0.65

00:03:17.880 There's no way he's paving roads back then. 0.98

00:03:20.400 You're going through forest creeks.

00:03:22.620 Your wife is guessing where a road could be.

00:03:24.860 If she's still alive, she doesn't have an arrow through her throat.

00:03:28.020 If she's not choking on her own blood spray.

00:03:30.720 Your wagon's stained with blood.

00:03:33.040 Yeah, you had 11 kids.

00:03:34.100 Your wife has had kids this week.

00:03:35.800 This week.

00:03:36.760 Like that's, it was like that.

00:03:38.160 People don't realize what it was like.

00:03:39.660 Oh no, no, people don't.

00:03:41.160 We know because we've had past lives.

00:03:42.580 Yeah, I remember.

00:03:43.420 oh dude i remember sitting on like a um like a hillside or whatever because everything back

00:03:50.460 then was a hillside yeah all hills remember that all hills remember everything was hillside it's 0.99

00:03:55.260 like now there's like a lot of pavement there's flattened areas thank you cern the fucking 0.95

00:03:59.440 particle accelerator fucked everything up now there's flat places it used to just be a series 0.97

00:04:05.080 of hills everything was a hillside everything dude even people's bodies you'd have one like 0.60

00:04:11.280 the strong side of your father and the weaker side because of how he walked to work that's right

00:04:15.560 you know because you'd have to walk at an angle and everybody was diagonal yes everybody walked

00:04:20.300 diagonally it was so different but dude in the like your wagon could easily you wake up in the

00:04:26.060 night some termites had showed up right like a gang of termites or italians some people called

00:04:30.300 them right yep showed up yep and ate a spoke off your wagon wheel that's right and you got a flat 0.79

00:04:37.040 Well, Italians used to eat wood. So you would literally, you didn't even know what it was. 0.98

00:04:41.840 Was it like a wild ravaging group of Italians or was it termites? 1.00

00:04:46.180 Yeah. You'd have no idea. 1.00

00:04:47.360 Yeah. Conestoga wagon wood was like the precursor to pizza apparently.

00:04:51.940 Oh, it's called the first pasta in some cultures, dude. That's the craziest thing.

00:04:57.120 Doesn't Conestoga mean pasta? It means pasta wagon.

00:05:00.940 Well, dude, it's just, of course, like you could see like some strong jawed Italian showing up, right? 0.76

00:05:09.240 And he's just, well, he's so strong jawed just because, you know, his neck and everything is strong from wearing all of his chains. 0.98

00:05:16.440 They wore like all the chains.

00:05:18.200 Yep. 1.00

00:05:18.840 And he's so jacked and he just sees a fucking warm wagon wheel. 1.00

00:05:23.280 It's warm because it's been rolling all day. 1.00

00:05:25.140 Yeah.

00:05:25.600 Plus the stink of birth of wagon birth.

00:05:28.560 Yeah.

00:05:28.860 And then, yeah, you'd hear them come slithering out of the woods down the hill.

00:05:33.760 You're lucky if you were on top of a hill because if you're at the bottom, they just sled on down. 1.00

00:05:39.260 Dude, you'd be standing at the bottom of a hill and an Italian would just roll right up against your leg. 1.00

00:05:42.500 Yep. 1.00

00:05:43.000 They just, that's how it is, gravity and Italians. 1.00

00:05:46.100 Dude, back then their stomachs were just like calloused underneath the hair. 1.00

00:05:50.620 It was just from sliding down those hills, attacking the wagons.

00:05:53.840 It's a thick, sheeny callous to help them slide.

00:05:57.800 Terrifying times. 1.00

00:05:58.460 people are a historic these days and and you know if we don't remember history we're fucked like you 0.93

00:06:03.760 gotta know what actually happened what this country was founded on and i want you to say that word 0.63

00:06:08.060 again people are a historic yeah and what does that mean duncan it means and they people don't 0.59

00:06:13.040 give a fuck about history they don't care no one's looking back nobody no most people don't and not 0.51

00:06:20.340 just like with like u.s history world history but like musical lineages and stuff people just 0.99

00:06:27.620 don't really care reparations people are looking back yeah but they've got a that's the that's the

00:06:33.760 ultimate rear view mirror is people right like you if you ride in a car with somebody who's like

00:06:37.720 big on reparations they're like seven rear view mirrors in their car you notice that that's a lot

00:06:41.580 but you have to stop like with that kind of thinking you do have to stop at a certain place

00:06:45.940 you can't you have to like stop in a certain frame you can't keep going back right you have to stop

00:06:51.360 there is where you but come on man wouldn't you like if there was some way for you to get

00:06:55.700 reparations wouldn't that be amazing like people start that's that's an incredible income source

00:07:01.500 you know if they can tap it i think one of the biggest groups um or some of the biggest groups

00:07:07.520 that probably have at least uh called out to the gods of reparations probably in our time would 0.84

00:07:14.280 probably be black or i don't know if it's african-americans i don't know if it's black

00:07:17.440 people in general but i think it would be some african-americans people that came from africa

00:07:22.020 yeah into slavery or their ancestors did and then native americans like what about we that tab was 0.99

00:07:29.120 never paid listen this is why we got to invent a time machine because once we get that fucking 0.94

00:07:34.640 time machine we could go back in time to the actual colonizers and slaveholders and take their 0.99

00:07:42.660 fucking shit that's true reparations because they're the ones who did it right you know what 0.99

00:07:47.680 I mean, I mean, the idea of the reparations is like we, I mean, I'm not trying to call 1.00

00:07:53.120 you out.

00:07:53.920 No, everybody knows you have slaves now, but I am not a slave owner.

00:08:00.600 Come on.

00:08:01.100 We all know what's going on in Nashville.

00:08:02.900 Come on.

00:08:03.480 I'm sorry.

00:08:04.180 I don't mean to do.

00:08:04.700 You guys can cut this out.

00:08:05.660 You guys can cut this out.

00:08:06.960 No.

00:08:07.480 But I, on the other hand, don't.

00:08:10.180 Oh, you're the unslave guy.

00:08:12.000 It's not doing as good.

00:08:12.900 I don't get the numbers you're getting.

00:08:14.320 so so you know you do you should pay reparations but otherwise we got to get a time machine man

00:08:21.840 what would we do though here's the thing i'm saying this and i'm going to be honest with you

00:08:24.560 we get a time machine yes we go back first of all in time right and we get there the colonizers

00:08:34.400 i just don't how what is our strategy going to be when we get there we've got guns what do they have

00:08:40.340 they have guns that's how they did it yeah but not not like ar-15s they've got like shitty muskets

00:08:45.480 and stuff it's going to be very easy to colonize the colonizers no what if there is a metal detector

00:08:50.020 when you get into the time machine disable it like it's my time machine you don't think you

00:08:54.980 what you think they're just part of the build like you think time machine is going to come

00:08:59.280 without tsa dude you think that the government in israel is going to let us have a time machine 0.84

00:09:03.740 without TSA you're right they ruin everything man they ruin everything you're gonna have like 0.98

00:09:10.420 off-market underground time machines that are gonna spaghettify your ass when you travel through 0.78

00:09:16.220 time it's not gonna be safe I will say this bro they will have like there's no way you're getting 0.81

00:09:22.580 a TSA free time machine dude you're gonna have like some lady over there who's like oh you got

00:09:27.840 a baby milk in there or something they always like they the first the thing I hate is the baby milk 1.00

00:09:32.620 Or if you're even a woman with full tits, they'll be like, yeah, what's in your tits? 1.00

00:09:36.560 They'll be like, oh, what's in your tits? 1.00

00:09:37.880 Is it baby milk? 0.99

00:09:39.120 Dude, I feel so bad for old people, pregnant and new parents going through TSA because 0.99

00:09:46.960 like they get fucked up. 0.99

00:09:48.920 They're aggressive with them. 1.00

00:09:50.660 They like make you disassemble the baby carriage.

00:09:53.720 They scan the baby. 1.00

00:09:55.480 It's like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:09:56.780 Yeah, they're like, you're going to need to open his diaper up. 1.00

00:09:58.620 And I'm like, what are you doing? 0.96

00:10:00.760 what do you think's in there it's crazy now i'm a fucking peeping time just because i'm 0.84

00:10:06.340 second in line now it's like i'm getting drawn into crimes uh we're about to travel with the 0.93

00:10:11.400 whole family theo and are you and you and we got a new baby we got a five month old and you just i

00:10:17.260 just gotta prep because they do not treat you kindly god help you if you're a breeder and 0.96

00:10:23.280 trying to travel on the fourth of fucking july you are my wife i'm fine you just have to stand 0.91

00:10:28.900 on the other side and you just watch it happen the pat down the disassembly the scrutinizing of 1.00

00:10:35.620 the tits oh yeah oh that's the worst and the worst is if they look at your wife's tits like 1.00

00:10:40.600 they wouldn't have any milk in them right like what do you think's in there yeah there's a baby 1.00

00:10:45.340 right there what do you think she's got nitroglycerin in her tits i think she's fucking 1.00

00:10:49.340 yeah why why are you doing this to us the kids are screaming what do you think we're trying to 1.00

00:10:54.200 get food into gaza or something like what do you think what's happening here bringing my dad's

00:10:58.000 ashes too to scatter them so it's like

00:11:00.040 going to be double it's going to be the most

00:11:02.020 dramatic TSA of

00:11:04.120 all time because I just am so

00:11:06.080 worried about like what are they going to do with my dad's

00:11:08.020 ashes yeah are they going to search them

00:11:10.040 what's in there yeah what's

00:11:12.100 in my dad's ashes I have no idea

00:11:14.140 what could be in there sometimes it's a molar

00:11:15.920 I know there has been a look what is that

00:11:17.980 what's the most common thing found in human

00:11:19.660 in dad's

00:11:22.260 ashes

00:11:22.700 and Duncan

00:11:26.380 good to see you dude

00:11:29.340 good to see you Theo

00:11:30.660 the most common thing

00:11:33.460 found in your dad's ashes

00:11:34.940 this is actually interesting

00:11:36.860 take it through this if you don't mind Duncan

00:11:38.500 oh I'd love to calcium carbonate

00:11:40.920 of course that's some bone stuff

00:11:43.100 trace minerals such as sodium

00:11:45.300 potassium and magnesium

00:11:46.660 trace metals implants like surgical

00:11:49.400 screws pins or dental

00:11:51.240 fillings after

00:11:53.340 processing

00:11:54.640 oh that's pretty cool bourbon crystals if you had a southern dad oh i see yeah oh just from like uh

00:12:01.880 like salt buildup or something he'd have bourbon crystals build up around his bones

00:12:04.880 crystallized bourbon whiskey i could see that a little bit of uh probably some racial jokes

00:12:10.760 a lot of dads would have like you're just sifting through the sand of your father and like a

00:12:18.600 just like an inward flies at least 30 polack jokes

00:12:23.660 you like no one even understood why your dad was always making you didn't you didn't know 0.98

00:12:30.340 what a polack was when you were a kid but like they were apparently really dumb based on your 0.96

00:12:35.140 dad's shitty polack jokes oh man dude duncan trussell thanks for being here today dude happy 0.99

00:12:42.920 to be here um and dude i want to say also congratulations you and kurt mads grab a new 0.95

00:12:47.940 podcast the mystery boys that's right yeah dude it feels like a producer trevin he was talking

00:12:53.880 oh is that a bug mosquitoes or a spy could be a spy drone it could be a drone dude if the drones

00:12:59.860 get that small we are they are they already are well let's don't wait if we start there it's gonna

00:13:05.740 every podcast now starts there by the way whoever's surveying us with your mechanical mosquitoes you're 1.00

00:13:12.900 an idiot it's a fucking podcast you could just watch the podcast you don't have to double film 0.99

00:13:17.980 the podcast dude we have we've we've had people on that had the room searched afterwards to make 1.00

00:13:23.040 sure that they didn't leave like a listening device or something like that oh yeah you're

00:13:26.920 getting that level of guests who are living in like it's so crazy how like the more powerful

00:13:31.820 you get the more you live in a surveillance state like you know what i mean like the trump

00:13:37.300 he's the most surveilled person on the planet right like he lives in the most high security

00:13:43.300 place of all time he must got like and it's not just like secret service monitoring him right

00:13:50.440 it's people he thinks are his friends that he i bet he doesn't even know that i bet he doesn't

00:13:55.120 even care i bet he does you think he does you gotta feel that you've got remote viewers from

00:14:00.700 like various countries trained psychic spies you've got ghosts you've got you know a variety

00:14:08.640 eavesdropping ghosts eavesdropping ghosts malevolent entities time travelers you've got 0.99

00:14:14.080 witches actively cursing you at every hour of the fucking day think of the way that's why 0.99

00:14:19.920 any president look at them look what happens to them they melt down they're crushed by just the 1.00

00:14:27.140 sheer weight of occult energy being leveled at them by all variety of sorcerers necromancers

00:14:33.580 garden variety witches like hardcore mountain wizards you just don't even know what's coming

00:14:38.640 soothsayers rei counter employees yes evil eyeing you just like you've got the evil eye on you at 0.99

00:14:45.800 all the time and so you just get all fucked up and you like look at trump he's got those splotches 0.99

00:14:50.580 now he's like he's like falling asleep obama look at obama he looked like a ring wraith when he 0.99

00:14:56.800 Oh, he was white by the time he got out.

00:14:58.560 He was. 1.00

00:14:59.500 He's totally like just withered, all of them withered.

00:15:02.220 Obama, look at this.

00:15:03.540 Look at 2009, hope, joy, 2016.

00:15:08.780 You've blown up countless innocent families with drones.

00:15:13.440 You know what I mean?

00:15:14.320 Yeah, just doing Clinton's work, still doing Clinton's work. 1.00

00:15:17.920 Look at fucking Lincoln. 1.00

00:15:19.280 I know. 1.00

00:15:19.680 All of them.

00:15:20.200 It does it to all of them.

00:15:21.540 Look at that.

00:15:22.120 Well, first of all, there were only two photos ever of Lincoln taken.

00:15:26.800 So all we have is a before and after of him, dude. 0.83

00:15:30.200 Yeah, it's true.

00:15:31.480 That's true.

00:15:32.120 And also people look like he was probably 23 in both of those pictures.

00:15:35.980 Dude, you know what's pretty wild?

00:15:36.980 I was thinking about this the other day.

00:15:38.520 There's not another famous person with the last name Lincoln.

00:15:46.080 Whoa.

00:15:47.580 I don't know any Lincolns.

00:15:48.980 Like there's him, Abraham.

00:15:51.480 Was that his name?

00:15:52.380 Or Abram?

00:15:53.500 Abraham Lincoln.

00:15:55.200 and then Mary Todd Lincoln was his wife

00:15:59.140 who was kind of like

00:16:00.520 and then his son Tad Lincoln

00:16:02.220 I think who died

00:16:03.540 at a young age

00:16:05.620 what did Tad die of?

00:16:07.940 but no other famous Lincolns

00:16:08.900 think of one

00:16:09.320 I don't know any

00:16:10.200 that's pretty unbelievable

00:16:11.360 I know like a lot of people

00:16:12.900 whose first name is Lincoln

00:16:14.040 I don't know any famous

00:16:15.080 oh there you go

00:16:16.440 Edward Baker Lincoln

00:16:18.040 he died on February 1st

00:16:20.040 at age 3

00:16:20.900 tuberculosis

00:16:21.820 these are the kids

00:16:22.860 these are his children

00:16:23.580 William Wallace Lincoln

00:16:25.020 wow cool name died at the age of 11 uh typhoid fever thomas lincoln known as tad his cause of 0.96

00:16:33.480 death is tuberculosis pneumonia or heart failure holy shit but people people do not understand 0.87

00:16:42.320 and we do not understand that this was the president of the united states and three of 0.97

00:16:49.320 his kids yeah died by the age of 18 of tuberculosis um whatever the other one was i think just and

00:16:59.060 one of them probably was gay and they killed him that's always happened that was one out of three

00:17:03.300 kids yeah and then they say they say that they give it a bigger name yeah like pneumonia heart 0.97

00:17:08.320 failure yeah heart yeah heart failure oh we know what happened but dude isn't that the craziest

00:17:14.480 way to describe gay it's like he should love a woman but he had heart his heart was failing 0.98

00:17:19.440 but his heart failed and liked men he fell into the pigs fell into a pig pen and was devoured 0.83

00:17:25.220 dude i'll tell you really it looks like he was like planning for a beautiful day at a picnic

00:17:29.880 basket yeah i mean yeah he had a letter to uh randall in it you know dale randall i know that

00:17:37.460 you're but a peasant my father's president but you know i'll tell you that's why think of how 0.99

00:17:42.800 wild that is you have three children four you have four fucking children children yeah you just had 1.00

00:17:48.400 another child while we're finishing this sentence yep but just imagine that go on anyway what were 0.99

00:17:52.400 you saying no you didn't finish your point imagine like when you have kids you you can no longer

00:17:59.540 watch dateline i used to be able when i was single i could watch dateline some murderer came in

00:18:05.340 killed a bunch of kids exploded a house with kids and it killed a mom and the kids watched and you 0.99

00:18:11.680 know it sucks it's it's sad right whatever it's dateline when you have fucking kids anything about 0.99

00:18:17.920 a kid dying any it's like your dna changes for real even dads wow so it hits so hard losing 1.00

00:18:26.380 three of your children i can't even imagine i can't even imagine you're not sleeping anymore

00:18:32.480 you're you can't you're just a walking corpse you're you're gone your heart is never going to 1.00

00:18:39.080 be better after that so that might explain why lincoln looked like shit before he got assassinated 0.99

00:18:44.480 no offense but this is what it's like you know this is human existence that's how you know having 0.90

00:18:50.640 becoming a breeder really teaches you when you choose to have something you choose to create

00:18:55.760 more and then we're all we're all victor's always been some form of like at that time

00:19:03.040 where everyone's a slave to the lack of knowledge maybe oh yeah is that is that a realistic thing

00:19:06.640 Oh, I think so.

00:19:07.660 I think like back then you get an infection, you're dead.

00:19:11.100 They're sawing your arm off.

00:19:12.860 I don't even think they had like, they had ether.

00:19:15.620 They didn't have like the incredible anesthesia that we have right now where they can dial

00:19:19.780 in just the dose.

00:19:21.000 They know the exact amount of time before you wake up.

00:19:23.760 Back then, I think they were just like putting a rag on your face if you're lucky.

00:19:27.780 Or somebody sometimes would just whisper in your ear like this, you're not feeling anything,

00:19:30.740 you're not feeling anything, you're not feeling anything.

00:19:32.040 You don't feel this, you don't feel this.

00:19:32.780 You're dreaming, you're dreaming. 1.00

00:19:34.120 You're sawing your fucking arm off. 1.00

00:19:36.640 That was what it was like back then. 1.00

00:19:38.020 Yeah, you're dreaming, dude.

00:19:39.500 This is actually great.

00:19:40.480 You guys are good.

00:19:41.440 1850s average cause of death, tuberculosis.

00:19:43.820 And what was tuberculosis?

00:19:44.700 Let me say real quick,

00:19:45.360 the single biggest killer in many places,

00:19:47.140 especially among adults and children,

00:19:48.900 which is everyone,

00:19:49.720 it's a weird thing to say.

00:19:51.300 In one 1867 Kentucky sample,

00:19:53.660 18 of 100 deaths were from consumption.

00:19:56.700 Similar patterns held in the 1850s.

00:19:58.020 What is consumption?

00:19:58.660 Can you give me some?

00:19:59.420 Can you also be looking up what tuberculosis is?

00:20:01.560 I think that's what they called it,

00:20:03.040 consumption, right?

00:20:04.060 Like that was the, that was the name for consumption.

00:20:07.480 But dude, imagine you get invited probably one weekend at school.

00:20:10.540 You're a school kid, right?

00:20:11.920 Consumption is an archaic historical term for tuberculosis, a highly contagious bacterial

00:20:16.440 infection, primarily attacking the lungs.

00:20:18.780 Oh, coughing up blood.

00:20:20.580 Happened to Edgar Allen Poe's wife. 0.92

00:20:23.040 She died of tuberculosis.

00:20:24.500 Like just everybody, you would have little, this is, I think where the handkerchief in

00:20:29.520 the pocket came from.

00:20:30.540 It's like you wanted to politely cough up blood in front of people at dinner parties and stuff.

00:20:36.260 Yeah, because if you were poor, you just coughed it into your hand or whatever.

00:20:40.360 Got consumption.

00:20:42.180 That was what it was like back then.

00:20:43.640 But dude, imagine one weekend as a kid.

00:20:46.600 This could be a real life of a child back in the days.

00:20:48.900 Yeah.

00:20:49.580 You go to a kid's party one weekend.

00:20:51.800 Some kid is having his fifth birthday party, which at this point is probably one quarter of his life.

00:20:56.500 Right.

00:20:56.880 He's about to go to work in the factories.

00:20:58.840 Yeah, he'll be at war in two years.

00:21:00.080 two years he's gonna be fighting yeah he's getting ready to go to work so this is like

00:21:04.700 almost working age you go to his birthday and the next weekend you could conceivably go to a funeral

00:21:10.460 of another of another child or adult every i guarantee that like every sunday you're going

00:21:15.440 to a funeral back then like you like a sunday you're not going to a funeral is a good sunday

00:21:20.560 right just go to any like any old graveyard look at all those little graves dude you kids were

00:21:27.300 dying left and right it was a miracle for a kid to survive sometimes it'll be like rick and it was

00:21:32.140 like he's 11 years or something oh yeah yellow fever you know where where i come from in georgia

00:21:38.900 uh the cemetery where my my family's buried it's just like filled with these old graves and it's

00:21:47.420 all yellow fever it's all just weird old diseases and some yellow fever some people think it's

00:21:54.560 Because people hate Asians so much that they die that their heart snaps.

00:21:58.500 That's not it. 0.99

00:21:59.580 Right, yeah.

00:22:00.400 We're talking about the original one.

00:22:01.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:02.220 Actually, Yellow Fever is my favorite K-pop band.

00:22:05.080 I'm just sorry.

00:22:06.040 I'm so sorry.

00:22:07.040 I do have that.

00:22:07.660 I'm sorry.

00:22:08.200 It's hilarious, dude.

00:22:09.700 They know what's going on, dude.

00:22:11.500 Have you ever heard of Peter Diamandis?

00:22:13.760 No, I haven't.

00:22:14.560 So he's like, it's interesting because there's like a group of people who look at the world right now 0.98

00:22:22.780 from a historic perspective okay and they're like shit is really good right now and it's 0.64

00:22:28.560 gonna get better that's what rogan always says it's the best it's ever been well and and people 0.95

00:22:32.960 hear that if you don't if you don't know this sort of thing and some people don't if you don't

00:22:37.620 realize that like if you have electricity you're doing pretty good like if you're a

00:22:44.460 you're a modern-day wizard wizard yeah exactly like you could just flip a switch and lights come 0.98

00:22:49.680 on and you could take a shit and flush it and it goes bye-bye and it goes to a poor neighborhood 1.00

00:22:55.720 yeah well that used to go out the window you'd fucking you know you'd shit in a chamber pot 1.00

00:23:01.180 throw it out the window where it would land in in in puddles of like blood from people with 0.99

00:23:08.400 consumption horse shit and just or just some kids playing and i bet he was honestly probably like 0.96

00:23:14.360 good luck it's almost like you know when like a butterfly lands on your shoulder or something now 0.99

00:23:17.700 it's like good luck or if you see a clock

00:23:19.800 it says 11-11 but like if you

00:23:21.680 were taking a walk and you just got hit by 1.00

00:23:23.760 a bit of the king's shit you know 1.00

00:23:25.240 slotted by shit today 1.00

00:23:27.080 things are looking up 1.00

00:23:28.760 oh a bit of the king's shit on me 0.99

00:23:31.060 yeah man 1.00

00:23:31.920 oh thick shit from the king 1.00

00:23:34.020 nothing better than a king's thick shit 1.00

00:23:36.900 because no one else had thick shit back then 1.00

00:23:39.720 only the king's 1.00

00:23:40.600 who else would have a thick shit 1.00

00:23:42.800 everyone's shit was watery 1.00

00:23:44.620 watery shit 1.00

00:23:46.440 But the king shit 1.00

00:23:47.680 It was Memphis coffee, dude 1.00

00:23:49.400 Yeah, Memphis coffee 1.00

00:23:51.680 But the king shit, he was fucking serving 1.00

00:23:54.160 Plaster of Paris, brother 1.00

00:23:55.720 Powerful, charismatic

00:23:57.900 Probably smelled good

00:23:59.680 Alluvial 1.00

00:24:00.540 Yeah, it was, you know, royal shit 0.99

00:24:03.600 Medieval kings ate a diet that was far more varied 0.99

00:24:06.260 And depending on period and region

00:24:07.560 Often less dominated by meat than the roasted turkey

00:24:10.360 Like stereotype

00:24:10.900 Roasted meat

00:24:13.420 Yeah, that seems like normal stuff

00:24:15.100 but um but yeah dude if you god and i bet some people and i bet there were some people almost

00:24:21.340 like they're down on their luck and they would just hang out outside of like a like a because

00:24:27.520 the king's toilets were up like in the air they were built like you know on the second floor or

00:24:30.740 third floor of the castle yeah and just a hole would come out of the wall that well back then

00:24:35.000 you would the now i happen to be an expert on um the sewage systems in castles oh good no i want

00:24:43.360 know i studied it all through school the you'll see here that now that's nice but some castles

00:24:50.880 you would shit down into a pit and then the way that you would get lice off your clothes because

00:24:59.660 everyone was covered in lice back then is you would put your clothes out over an open toilet 0.99

00:25:07.020 and medieval toilet and all the ammonia from the shit would kill the lice. 0.90

00:25:12.460 So you were wearing clothes that had been lice-free, but, you know, like— 0.99

00:25:18.360 Shit-scented. 0.99

00:25:18.860 It smelled like a port-a-potty. 0.99

00:25:20.140 It smelled like a Coachella port-a-potty, and that was a clean shirt back then.

00:25:24.700 Yeah, medieval toilets, commonly known as garter robes,

00:25:27.440 were built over waste shafts or pits that discharged directly into moats.

00:25:30.860 They featured a surprising dual-purpose nobles used the ammonia-heavy air

00:25:34.440 from the toilet pits to store and delouse clothing

00:25:36.960 as the fumes were believed to kill clothes, lice, and fleas.

00:25:41.600 Dude, that's unbelievable. 1.00

00:25:42.660 Like, God, you smell like shit, but God. 1.00

00:25:44.840 No lice. 1.00

00:25:45.800 No lice.

00:25:46.380 Come on over.

00:25:47.060 No lice.

00:25:47.960 You get to pick.

00:25:48.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:49.420 Come on over and touch this puss. 1.00

00:25:51.280 Come on over. 1.00

00:25:52.180 Or touch this wiener if you were gay. 1.00

00:25:53.840 I just deloused my underwear. 1.00

00:25:56.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:56.900 Oh, lice-free pussy back then. 1.00

00:26:00.620 God. 1.00

00:26:01.220 Can you imagine going, finally, you don't have lice 1.00

00:26:04.420 crawling all over your face or your vagina or your or your the end of your wiener if you're a man 1.00

00:26:10.580 dude the end the very end of your wiener almost looks like a little bit of like a vagina you 1.00

00:26:15.540 notice that are you kidding that's all i think about yeah it does though oh it does mine is 0.99

00:26:24.860 special oh yeah it's amazing you could you can i will it's another podcast when i was a child they

00:26:30.840 had i had a i was born with a very small wiener hole so i could pee like 15 feet did it expand

00:26:39.340 i had to go get a surgery you really did yeah so you're it was fused a little bit yeah it's a 0.60

00:26:44.560 little fused dude and i mean i could piss dude i could wash a cat's eye from 15 feet away

00:26:49.100 so good did you ever wash a cat's eye i mean i could have dude you could have that's must have 0.98

00:26:55.680 been painful though oh i'd surprise a fucking and nobody knew it was urine because it just came 0.99

00:27:00.660 it's such a a rip a fucking rip of fucking yellow piss oh it was like uh probably loud oh and it had 0.99

00:27:09.640 a roger clemens sort of it was a that's painful it's like pissing on ecstasy it hurt oh oh it 0.99

00:27:15.580 started to burn me at a certain age i didn't mind it but once you're getting in that age where you

00:27:19.480 want to piss fast dude yes because we had a time in our town everybody was pissing real fast 0.98

00:27:24.500 and i remember like it's just when kids are like how fucking fast can you piss you little 0.96

00:27:30.660 or whatever oh yeah and you're like i'll piss fast you gotta piss fast and you're straining 0.98

00:27:34.800 but it hurts it fucking hurts but that's when i was dude oh i was wa yeah i would wash a bottle 0.97

00:27:40.300 of whiskey that was sitting on a power washer yeah it was you could clean off graffiti with 0.99

00:27:45.040 your piss yeah dude i could definitely i could clean the rims on your car fucking that's and 0.99

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00:30:46.540 know what we're talking about i think oh it's just how it's been bad it's been bad for a long time

00:30:52.080 and in some ways this may be the best that it's ever been i do want to talk though that you guys

00:30:55.800 do have um mystery boys podcast because do you feel like because you and i have both had a series

00:31:01.900 of podcasts over the years do you still have your own podcast yeah okay yeah this is the newest this

00:31:06.440 is my newest podcast with the brilliant kurt metzger the mystery boys yeah he's on my prayer

00:31:11.560 list i know that he's awesome and he's just man his brain just absorbs esoteric information yes

00:31:19.380 He remembers, like, names of ancient grimoires that are hard to pronounce.

00:31:25.420 His knowledge of occult history is amazing.

00:31:29.580 It's like, he's just a brilliant dude. 1.00

00:31:31.880 Oh, dude, his knowledge of Charzards from another realm is something we can't fathom. 1.00

00:31:37.880 I know. 1.00

00:31:38.240 I also, one thing I love about Kurt is I love his voice.

00:31:41.040 He has a great voice.

00:31:42.900 Oh, yeah.

00:31:43.280 It's fun to listen to.

00:31:44.680 It's this kind of futuristic but ancient sort of hodgepodge of soundery.

00:31:51.980 Oh, and he's like connected to some of the most interesting people,

00:31:56.440 the guests he's been getting.

00:31:57.940 We've had somebody who claims to be in a secret space program.

00:32:04.620 I think that's this week's episode.

00:32:06.020 No, it's a two-parter.

00:32:07.840 But this dude claims that in the military, he was essentially inducted into this top secret program where, I mean, most people don't know this, but the United States has been engaged in a kind of galactic war.

00:32:25.600 We're being run by reptilians, gray aliens, or essentially like IT workers.

00:32:31.480 People don't realize that.

00:32:32.800 this one of the stories he told and what's so interesting about his stories are the details

00:32:37.880 they take him into this office they're about to introduce him to this program he's passed an iq

00:32:44.140 test apparently you have to have a very high iq to get into this program very high and it's not

00:32:49.640 a normal like written iq test right they have some futuristic thing that just can tell if you're a

00:32:54.920 dumbass or not and he passes this they bring him into a office a gray alien waddles out no from

00:33:03.940 what behind a curtain or a door a door like a little i guess a cat door so like it just comes 0.98

00:33:08.740 an alien uses a door that's the part i don't get i wish i'd ask because he would have an answer

00:33:13.940 he would have a great answer for that i in my view it's like a cat door like maybe a

00:33:18.780 mid-sized cat door okay he comes waddling out long fingers and he starts working on a dell

00:33:27.820 computer he just they use him as it they he just starts unscrewing a dell computer i guess to put

00:33:33.540 more memory in it or something and they were looking to see how he would react to the fact 0.98

00:33:38.440 that a gray alien was working on a fucking computer and it's the story is amazing he gets 0.98

00:33:45.780 in trouble bring it up can we show the episode just what it is yeah he uh he he got in trouble 0.99

00:33:50.600 so he got in trouble because the first time he met a reptilian he poked the reptilian in the eye

00:33:56.340 and reptilian see humans is essentially just like below snails like we are look

00:34:02.500 that we're just hideous foul animals and to poke one of these things in the eye

00:34:07.000 means you are going to be tortured when you poke it in the eye did he say if it feels like an eye

00:34:13.500 like as if you poked one of us in the eye or is it almost just like putting your finger into like

00:34:17.380 a gelatin or like a water like a pool of water you're gonna have to come dude we're gonna have

00:34:22.260 to have you on the show because that is the level of interviewing skills i don't have why didn't i

00:34:27.420 ask what does a reptilian's eyeball feel like i didn't ask it's a i missed it they obviously have 0.99

00:34:33.940 because their eyes are just these fucking bird baths into another realm oh dude they're evil 1.00

00:34:38.260 they're fucked up the reptilians are really fucked up they tortured they took him we have 1.00

00:34:43.120 did he now did he get tortured dude okay hold on dude i do want to hear but i also have to laugh 1.00

00:34:49.540 because it always makes me laugh dude because here's the crazy thing and i'm gonna be right 0.99

00:34:54.780 back to it we're going right back please the rept aliens they're fucking bullies oh my god 0.99

00:35:00.680 oh my god i'm so glad you're saying it i'll laugh nobody ever says it dude all they do they take 1.00

00:35:05.480 somebody away yeah they like kind of put their knuckle in their butt or something or they're 1.00

00:35:09.560 fucking like yeah you know fuck them in the mouth or they just they're dirty dude i wouldn't be 1.00

00:35:15.100 surprised if you were in the secret space program based on what you're saying it's almost a direct 1.00

00:35:19.800 account of how they torture you what did he say he knows what happened let me try to kill this fly

00:35:24.760 dude actually maybe let's let's let science have its way let's see what it goes for yeah yeah let's

00:35:31.080 see who it ends up let's see who it drains at the end it's going to drain one of us this is a new

00:35:35.700 game show at the end the fly there's a fly that's flying around whoever it doesn't like or whatever

00:35:40.920 or whoever it does like really is the one who's blood it takes yeah let's see i think there's two

00:35:45.460 that's a problem oh yeah they're probably a couple of guys it's probably ted lincoln and his buddy

00:35:50.040 come on take the blood yeah they in some they use your yeah yeah sorry did they say what so did they

00:35:55.720 did he say what happened did he say what happened how did the oh the torture go they first of all

00:36:01.100 they didn't torture him on earth as it turns out on the moon there are these like government

00:36:06.760 facilities where they are mining helium oh we so they did it at their place or whatever they took

00:36:12.360 no the the u.s military because the u.s military is in control of the reptilians they transported

00:36:17.540 him to a moon prison where this guy you interviewed yeah he was on a prison on the moon and how did

00:36:24.980 he get to the interview to send an Uber? What? I don't know how they get him to the moon.

00:36:30.620 No, how'd he get to your interview?

00:36:32.280 Call in.

00:36:33.400 Oh, God, yeah.

00:36:34.780 He called in from Florida. He called in from Florida, dude.

00:36:43.220 Which is basically our version of like, that's our version of like alienism these days.

00:36:51.280 That's right.

00:36:51.800 It's a call in from Florida.

00:36:53.500 he called in from florida he's a he's a very sweet guy by the way really good storyteller

00:37:00.720 and here's where it gets really weird so you know they're torturing you up there on the moon 1.00

00:37:07.580 and but also as it turns out it was a mexican guy sorry to interrupt you was a mexican guy

00:37:12.900 i don't know what this ethnicity it was a it was a call-in so i didn't get to see him why do you

00:37:16.920 ask because all mexican dudes want to go to want to go to space you know they don't act like it

00:37:21.960 none of them act like it but i got like a couple of close uh mixing friends they all want to go to

00:37:27.100 space well don't you want to go to space yeah kind of not that much anymore like i don't know

00:37:31.100 like i if i want to like if i'm going i'm going to leave i'm not going to go out there and come 0.99

00:37:36.220 back i'm not gonna be some little bitch that's like i'll be back you're not gonna bezos you're 1.00

00:37:40.680 not gonna go up in a little fucking dick rocket and float around up there i don't even think 1.00

00:37:44.500 bezos went up there did he i think did he go up there he just sent up like five or six people 0.99

00:37:48.400 that i think that i heard that he wants to smash or whatever dude and then brought him back down

00:37:52.400 it was like one it's like some one of his little flying smash buckets yeah he's been he flew on a 0.98

00:37:56.820 suborbital suborbital i don't know if that counts man fuck no aboard the new shepherd rocket i want 0.92

00:38:03.820 to go out of orbit i want to go toward like somewhere in between earth and the moon dude 0.82

00:38:08.640 you can hit suborbital just taking a direct flight up to calgary dude oh wait he did do it 10 minute

00:38:12.880 flight crossed the car the carman line the recognized boundary of space and reached an 0.79

00:38:17.140 apogee but you know bezos sending a bunch of hotties up in his rocket is the modern day 0.80

00:38:22.940 equivalent of like driving ladies around in your corvette it's like what oligarchs do to get laid 0.60

00:38:27.620 it's just like i'm gonna send you up to space yeah but yeah i you know that's true so the guy

00:38:32.740 who's been to space and was molested in a moon prison gets ubered over to you oh he's a call in

00:38:38.220 he was molested in a moon but you're right this is but how see i'm sorry it's not funny let me

00:38:42.800 No, first of all, whether or not it's funny or not, I need to point out something, Theo.

00:38:47.740 I did not say he got molested in the moon prison.

00:38:52.340 You knew it.

00:38:53.740 Why?

00:38:54.720 Why do you know that?

00:38:55.800 Were you in the gate program?

00:38:57.560 Yes.

00:39:00.380 Dude, guys.

00:39:02.760 Oh, my God.

00:39:04.000 You were in Gifted and Talented.

00:39:05.380 Yes, I was.

00:39:05.720 You know what that was.

00:39:06.680 Yeah.

00:39:07.100 It was easy to get into in our town.

00:39:09.100 Okay, but do you know what it was?

00:39:10.580 Yes.

00:39:10.960 oh i've heard there's that there's possibilities that they were uh it was like a cia like a psyop

00:39:16.620 not a possibility like that is you can look that up that like no way are you serious dude you can

00:39:21.160 look it up it was so like the idea was it kind of makes sense like if you're running a country

00:39:27.740 who are the smart kids right you want to find out like this the super smart kids you create a 0.97

00:39:34.200 program yeah that separates those kids from the rabble and then via that in that program you can 0.94

00:39:41.560 start assessing them to see whether or not they'd be good to work in intelligence cia covert programs

00:39:48.200 or just like any like federal job and then you start grooming those kids you start and and where

00:39:54.700 it gets like into the deep conspiracy stuff is you they were looking for kids who had like

00:40:00.880 you know telepathic ability oh i thought nice legs or something you're gonna say oh so it wasn't

00:40:05.920 like that too it wasn't like that it wasn't like a pedophilic thing so so go ahead they're looking

00:40:10.160 for kids that have what yeah the secret look uh telepathic ability uh public school operated by

00:40:16.560 local school districts blah blah blah to provide military intelligence the secret military unit

00:40:21.460 focused on psychic espionage and remote viewing often called the stargate project but what's that

00:40:26.920 That's not our thing.

00:40:27.860 Yeah, it is.

00:40:29.040 We were in military intelligence, dude. 0.94

00:40:30.760 We weren't doing shit. 0.96

00:40:31.460 We were at My Side of the Mountain. 0.98

00:40:32.660 Well, right.

00:40:33.300 That's what you remember.

00:40:34.700 But do you remember the, did you get the weird headphone test?

00:40:37.720 Yeah. 0.98

00:40:38.080 What the fuck was that? 1.00

00:40:39.460 Do you remember the weird shit they made you drink? 1.00

00:40:41.240 It kind of is true, dude. 0.99

00:40:42.600 They had this fucking headphone test we would take like once every quarter. 0.99

00:40:45.860 Yeah, what the fuck was that? 1.00

00:40:47.340 What was that? 0.98

00:40:49.020 What does that have to do with being gifted and talented?

00:40:51.580 Testing your hearing?

00:40:52.880 What is that?

00:40:53.840 Why'd they put that on us? 1.00

00:40:54.980 why'd they make us drink that weird pink shit what were they doing to us why do most people 0.97

00:40:59.600 don't remember it as well as you do most people it's a foggy weird memory the whole thing was 0.99

00:41:05.500 some kind of bizarre federal program you think that that's true look i look there's a now i mean

00:41:13.020 this is one of the many like conspiracy theories that is not so much a conspiracy theory anymore

00:41:18.200 that you could look it up you could see some of it is obviously speculation some of it's real

00:41:23.300 so we don't know but yeah what were they doing they wanted to find kids who would be great 0.90

00:41:29.400 assassins fuck dude and none of our kids made it then i didn't make it did you make it through did 0.97

00:41:34.140 they kick you out of the gate program no i stayed in and wow it got a little too homeworky for me 0.99

00:41:40.420 at one point yeah yeah it was a lot it was a lot i wasn't a company man that's what it was at a

00:41:44.780 certain point i think i wasn't a company got it so funny i have never thought about this in years

00:41:49.960 do but yeah we had to go off in this special building and learn out there or whatever yeah

00:41:54.180 they separate you they separate you and it was very strange i think i made it like two weeks

00:41:59.940 before they kicked me out but yeah i just think they were like the test didn't work he's a 0.99

00:42:04.460 fucking idiot like i don't i don't think it had anything to do with like compliance or not you 0.99

00:42:08.580 seem like they would have been you would have been their target well i didn't make it i didn't make 1.00

00:42:12.440 it in i didn't get to be in the secret space program and maybe that's a good thing but yeah

00:42:16.900 according to this guy there's brothels on the moon it'll change the way you look at the moon 0.98

00:42:21.660 there's brothels the miners on the moon are geniuses like well who brought the fucking 0.98

00:42:26.640 miners up there fucking it's like a is it lutnik in them or whatever dude i don't know i you know 0.99

00:42:32.540 you don't want to get lost in the weeds when a dude is telling you about fucking on the moon 0.99

00:42:36.740 yeah you're right because he was banging on the moon you're lying dude they said he was fucking 0.98

00:42:41.400 on the moon they was fucking on the moon like god they have brothels they for the like for in 0.99

00:42:48.380 between getting tortured you get to go to the moon brothels okay hold on it's the best it's the best 0.91

00:42:57.840 hold on a second dude you gotta just listen to the episode like i'm not even doing it justice

00:43:03.880 because there's so much more detail there's kind of a love story he kind of like fell in love with

00:43:09.420 a nurse like it's kind of romantic and you know he talks about all these densities like the way

00:43:15.340 they shift you to get to the moon is like like like the reptilians are on the fourth density

00:43:20.540 we're on the third density aliens function like at a different vibrational frequency

00:43:25.520 they have devices that shift your frequency and can reverse age you so i can see that be

00:43:32.180 impossible some of it i you just who knows well because you know what you start to see that

00:43:36.420 frequency stuff you've seen that frequency when people put the sand on certain things in frequency

00:43:40.040 cymatics it's called cymatics yes yes yeah bring up some cymatics if you can just so we can see

00:43:45.100 what we're talking about cymatics if you haven't seen this it's basically they put sand and correct

00:43:49.160 me if i'm wrong dungan they put sand on a paint on like a flat plane yeah and then they play music

00:43:53.720 through it yep and the sand forms certain like kind of like snowflakes or text like figures or

00:43:58.620 textures or designs that's right predictable uh geometries from various frequencies they it

00:44:04.780 produces these like interesting um patterns that sometimes kind of look like crop circles

00:44:11.180 and that's ketamine on that plate is it really it works way better with i would always do this

00:44:17.240 before i snorted ketamine and put it on a cymatic plate set it to yep 47 dude what if you crunched

00:44:23.840 up a bunch of fritos on there it would work it'd probably be like you're fat you'll die young

00:44:31.080 into a scale yeah yeah but this is real stuff so this is four to two yeah so these are the hertz

00:44:37.700 different hertz they put through and if you've never seen this it's unbelievable that so this

00:44:42.500 makes me think that we could just like this some way that if you put a different frequency through

00:44:48.580 us you could then transfer us from one place to another because you could shape us in a different 0.97

00:44:53.800 way to be able to be transported exactly and you know what is like when i think of this shit i 0.94

00:45:00.000 just think of like oh right like when people get into conspiracy theories and stuff inevitably 0.88

00:45:05.820 there's like this hierarchy where there's someone controlling someone else who's controlling someone

00:45:10.120 else and it's like it's it's reptiles all the way down like where does it stop like who's like

00:45:15.900 ultimately in control but i think of cymatics where it's like well maybe maybe like the way

00:45:22.140 things keep repeating throughout history and sort of the same way because there's these various

00:45:29.260 frequencies that exist on planet earth there's frequencies that create power dynamics that create

00:45:35.520 authoritarianism tyranny fascism like cruelty war and you can tune into that frequency and the more

00:45:43.280 you tune into that frequency the more you like your your your shape changes so why would that

00:45:48.700 not be dude that's such a that's cymatics a study of visible sound and vibration demonstrating how

00:45:55.100 acoustic frequencies

00:45:56.200 organize physical matter

00:45:57.360 in a geometric pattern

00:45:58.320 because the human body

00:45:59.600 is largely water.

00:46:00.400 Sound waves travel

00:46:01.020 rapidly through us

00:46:01.940 making it possible

00:46:02.980 to use frequency

00:46:03.700 and vibration

00:46:04.240 for various wellness,

00:46:05.580 therapeutic,

00:46:06.040 and clinical applications.

00:46:07.200 Dude, this is one

00:46:08.060 of the most unbelievable

00:46:09.080 things that I've really,

00:46:10.060 I think that I've thought

00:46:10.880 about in a while

00:46:11.380 because if you see that,

00:46:13.220 do that to that sand, right?

00:46:14.880 Yeah.

00:46:15.420 And if you know,

00:46:16.320 yeah, what if you put

00:46:16.960 a frequency on

00:46:17.840 that's like,

00:46:18.760 I'm going to feel this way

00:46:20.240 or this is the frequency

00:46:21.640 that's tuned into this,

00:46:22.940 almost like a new radio station

00:46:24.260 for yourself. 0.99

00:46:25.100 Like instead of tuning into like no frequency where I'm just at the whims of the fucking 0.76

00:46:29.760 at the, uh, by-product and like exhaust of corporate, the corporate universe we live in. 0.56

00:46:36.440 I'm just wandering through that frequency all day.

00:46:38.700 What if I spent time tapping into a frequency that actually brought me some peace or frequency

00:46:45.420 that brought like, it made me exude like love or possibility or, um, hope or power or protection.

00:46:52.800 Yeah.

00:46:53.320 That, well, I mean, this is a choice. 0.99

00:46:54.540 you know you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit looking at whatever the algorithm's feeding 0.99

00:47:00.220 you you'll notice that i'll throw the shit out the window hopefully it hits someone so it i well 0.99

00:47:04.620 you can aim right but also so it hits someone and boosts their spirits i know but what i'm saying is 0.92

00:47:09.020 you don't have to just randomly throw it you can aim you can slingshot it uh but go on so you're 0.89

00:47:13.400 sitting on the toilet going well i'm you're ever all of us are like staring into these hypno 0.93

00:47:17.960 rectangles the algorithm at least my algorithm oh my god it's fucked up it's just showing me like 0.91

00:47:24.340 horrible things or people in the midst of psychotic episodes or people in the forest 0.96

00:47:30.100 drinking their period blood or you know just a it's wild chaos and it's witchcraft new beverages

00:47:36.520 yeah but it's crazy dude you'll go from like it is crazy dude there's they're definitely

00:47:43.840 scrambling our brains and they're we're starting to like with the things you see because you'll see

00:47:48.920 like uh genocidal killings of children right children looking kid looking for his mother for

00:47:54.640 70 days yes finally finds landmine in palestine you know like a landmine wearing his mother's

00:48:00.740 dress yeah and they kill the child or whatever horrible you'll see that but then immediately 0.99

00:48:04.300 it's like 40 off these asics you know and you're like that's right that's right but it starts to 0.99

00:48:11.260 confuse your brain because your brain it takes the depth of one that's so deep and one that means 1.00

00:48:16.820 nothing really at all you got it and then it puts them kind of all in the same plane you're good you

00:48:21.100 better watch out because you just articulated something that i've learned from metzger which

00:48:26.300 is really like it's it's for me like it's believe it or not i'm kind of skeptical about stuff but

00:48:31.500 this one like it's hard for me to dispute so he he says that uh assassinations public assassinations

00:48:40.540 create trauma cultural trauma charlie kirk did you notice the charlie kirk assassination everyone 0.90

00:48:48.280 saw yes before they shut it down all of us had to watch that shit happen right so this produces 0.99

00:48:53.080 trauma the trauma response opens you up to conditioning it's the same shit kidnappers use 1.00

00:49:00.580 it's the same shit people who torture you use they freak you the fuck out so that you kind of 1.00

00:49:06.140 disassociate. You don't want to be there. You go into a kind of sad, foggy place. And then in that 1.00

00:49:13.640 place, they show you the ASICS commercial. In that place, they give you some propaganda. In that

00:49:19.140 place, they give you a solution so this will never happen again. This is a known technique for mind

00:49:24.280 controlling people. So anytime there's assassinations, it's not just like power dynamic

00:49:29.160 shift. It's cultural dynamic shift because they inject that moment with however they want to shift

00:49:35.680 the the tide right so wow so so instagram is or any social media is kind of doing this but

00:49:43.860 like low level right so you look you you know suddenly you're microdosing it yeah exactly

00:49:49.580 opening like freaking you out and then what do you know you're and then where it gets really

00:49:53.520 creepy is the commercial you're getting isn't just from the algorithm it's because your phone

00:49:58.980 heard you talking about wanting to like what's the best fish and rod to catch catfish yeah and

00:50:05.200 then so right after you watch a furry eat a hot dog with a human turd in it yeah and you're like

00:50:11.920 what what's happened to the world like a an ad for like fishing rods comes up you're like oh cool

00:50:17.360 i should get that fishing rod and dude speaking hot dogs dude footlong hot dogs that should count 0.56

00:50:22.760 as white people eating footlong hot dogs should count as reparations dude oh my god disaster i'm 0.66

00:50:30.380 just saying like disaster at a baseball game whatever having to eat them in public dude it's 0.98

00:50:35.380 so fucking scary it's crazy that that's that's accepted that that's not studied yeah and that's 0.80

00:50:42.620 the kind of thing that they're getting us to do it's like these little they're and they're sitting 0.98

00:50:46.620 in a fucking like globe like they're sitting in a snow globe on the moon at a you know outside of 0.96

00:50:52.100 a brothel on the moon that they own you know probably just like uh descaling their skin with 0.99

00:50:57.880 their like reptilian brush you got and then they're watching us eat like just like streaming 0.65

00:51:02.980 like countless hours of us eating foot long uh hot dogs you know and like got it and then they

00:51:10.040 say then they hit you with the reparations thing you know like will you sign for reparations you

00:51:14.680 know it's like yeah whatever it is it's like you know it's but the reality of it is you're you know

00:51:21.520 a vampire only goes where they're invited that's a vampire rule for some reason never understood it

00:51:25.820 but a vampire only goes so if a vampire comes to your door they'll always ask like can i come in

00:51:30.600 and if you say no they won't come in i don't get it but that's vampire mythology so your phone is 0.99

00:51:38.620 the fucking vampire and you're inviting it in every time you stare at it you're saying please 0.98

00:51:44.300 contaminate me with a combination state propaganda propaganda from other countries 1.00

00:51:50.420 corporate propaganda and like just weird shit like you're invite we're all inviting this in 0.97

00:51:57.240 you all you got to do is stop which i can't it's hard it's hard it's almost impossible you can do 0.98

00:52:04.320 i think there's ways to do better the ways that i've found that helped me are one some meditation

00:52:08.420 helps i do meditation every day now it's not a ton 10 minutes but it helps some days i'll get in

00:52:14.060 two sessions but it's not a ton but it gives me a little bit more space sometimes like i don't need

00:52:19.700 that it'd be times like let me look at my phone right now i don't need that and then the other

00:52:23.440 thing i think is different types of plant medicine can help you can help give a little bit that more

00:52:28.120 you to connect you back to nature those are the two that i know well but it's too much man i think

00:52:33.120 10 minutes of meditation a day is actually pretty admirable man a lot of people can't do that that's

00:52:38.440 you shouldn't beat yourself up about that i mean like how long were you told to meditate i don't

00:52:43.440 know i just feel like the good people do it for such a long time 20 minutes maybe like yeah that

00:52:47.960 Like 20 minutes seems good.

00:52:50.080 But they did have those monks.

00:52:51.620 Who were those?

00:52:52.380 Don't monks meditate?

00:52:53.840 Yeah, man.

00:52:54.600 Yeah.

00:52:55.220 Well, dude, but then they found those monks with meth or whatever.

00:52:57.480 Can you look that up?

00:52:58.360 What? 0.98

00:52:59.320 Those meth monks? 0.93

00:53:00.040 Meth monks. 0.96

00:53:00.820 Oh, yeah.

00:53:01.220 Were they smuggling dope?

00:53:02.940 No.

00:53:03.660 What was it?

00:53:04.180 A third of monks at a temple in Thailand.

00:53:07.900 That's got to be hard to meditate.

00:53:09.340 A third of the Buddhist monks at a temple in northern Thailand have tested positive for meth.

00:53:14.260 Six out of 18 monks at Watt Provem in Pidgeot province were disrobed after failing surprise drug tests during a police raid on Monday.

00:53:23.240 Officers also found meth pills, a homemade gun, and bullets hidden in the temple. 1.00

00:53:27.700 What the fuck? What? A gun? 1.00

00:53:28.760 The six monks were kicked out of the monkhood.

00:53:30.240 Oh my god.

00:53:31.340 A gun? Dude, a gun is the total opposite of being a monk. 0.55

00:53:34.460 That is a crazy temple.

00:53:36.500 And that is, I just, do you think meth would help you meditate?

00:53:41.260 A meth would help you meditate?

00:53:42.820 No, you would be like, dude, you would be doing all the prayers like as fast as you could.

00:53:48.140 It would be like, our Father who art in heaven, I'm going to live down north in his heaven,

00:53:51.420 I'm going to give us a right in the earth, give us a right in the earth, amen.

00:53:55.460 I don't think those monks are doing the Lord's Prayer.

00:53:57.600 But that's what they're doing.

00:53:58.640 I think they're probably in a crazy contest online to do the Lord's Prayer as fast as they can.

00:54:08.020 That's 11 seconds.

00:54:10.640 Yeah.

00:54:11.320 Bro, new record. 1.00

00:54:12.820 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:54:13.460 That's what they're doing. 1.00

00:54:14.740 That's how, but dude, that's how distracted we've gotten. 0.94

00:54:17.480 Monks are doing meth and they're having contests to read the Lord's Prayer as fast as they can. 0.98

00:54:23.060 Probably. 0.96

00:54:23.760 I mean.

00:54:24.100 And they had a gun.

00:54:24.920 The guy had a gun.

00:54:26.560 You're paranoid. 1.00

00:54:28.420 You're fucking paranoid. 1.00

00:54:29.660 You're on meth. 1.00

00:54:30.980 It's the next step.

00:54:31.820 You get a gun.

00:54:33.600 Dude, maybe you have a copy of the Chantaram under your pillow.

00:54:36.920 Maybe.

00:54:37.880 That's the most risque thing you're supposed to have as a monk.

00:54:40.300 yeah dude that's wild

00:54:42.440 that's just

00:54:43.140 I guess that's what's happening right now man 0.99

00:54:45.760 people are fucking snorting meth 0.99

00:54:48.980 in temples they disrobed them 1.00

00:54:50.720 which is wild

00:54:52.020 but I bet if you're all methed out I bet you want your robe off

00:54:55.340 you're not really a monk

00:54:57.280 yeah dude my buddy was a monk

00:54:59.040 for like almost I think almost six months

00:55:00.700 what kind of monk

00:55:01.380 I'm not sure it was in Oregon

00:55:05.040 what color were his robes

00:55:06.660 I think his robes was just orange kind of

00:55:09.040 probably a Buddhist monk

00:55:10.160 yeah yeah buddhist monk and he said that they would sit around and this is kind of crazy but

00:55:16.060 he said sometimes they would sit around and draw hair on each other because they all had their head

00:55:20.080 shaved and they would sit around for fun and draw and draw hair on each other and it was kind of

00:55:24.600 like the key like kind of the low key like you know or whatever like kind of a sweet thing that

00:55:28.420 i heard you know it's weird i don't know man i don't want it that creeps me out bro the other

00:55:34.640 guys are doing methamphetamines.

00:55:37.880 I don't know what is

00:55:38.600 worse.

00:55:42.480 They were probably drawing hair

00:55:44.620 on each other too. 1.00

00:55:48.480 There should be a contest to see how fast

00:55:50.580 can someone say the Lord's Prayer, dude. 0.93

00:55:52.740 You want to do a race? 1.00

00:55:54.040 Do you think you can do it? Do you know it? 1.00

00:55:56.060 Yeah, I know it. Okay, then let's try. You go first, alright?

00:55:58.760 Zach, will you time us?

00:56:04.640 so you can tell me when it started

00:56:06.540 yeah how does it work

00:56:07.600 I'm going to count you down ready

00:56:09.880 3, 2, 1

00:56:12.080 our father art in heaven I will be thy name

00:56:13.520 thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven

00:56:15.040 give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trust us

00:56:16.600 and lead us not in temptation but deliver us from evil

00:56:19.400 for thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever

00:56:21.460 amen

00:56:22.120 but I kind of slurred

00:56:25.240 under 10 is great dude

00:56:27.960 especially this time of year

00:56:29.000 you mean the summer heat

00:56:32.420 let me think

00:56:33.280 alright

00:56:34.760 do me

00:56:35.940 3, 2, 1

00:56:38.120 our father who art in heaven and hallowed be out of the name of the kingdom come

00:56:40.180 that will have been on earth and give us a daily bread

00:56:42.160 and forgive us

00:56:42.580 another chance

00:56:45.760 give another chance you stumbled it's okay

00:56:47.600 I missed some words

00:56:48.380 give us a daily bread and forgive us of our trespasses

00:56:52.260 as we forgive those who trespass

00:56:53.860 let me try one more time

00:56:55.160 3, 2, 1

00:56:57.220 where did it start again?

00:57:00.440 our father

00:57:01.320 Okay

00:57:01.900 Let's call her

00:57:03.100 Okay

00:57:04.080 Okay

00:57:05.280 Because we only had a stepdad

00:57:06.460 Go on

00:57:07.100 Three

00:57:09.080 Two

00:57:09.940 One

00:57:10.760 Our father we are in heaven

00:57:11.980 Hallowed be thy name

00:57:12.500 In the kingdom come

00:57:13.040 That will be done

00:57:13.480 Give us his daily bread

00:57:14.880 And forgive

00:57:15.880 Give us his daily bread

00:57:18.000 And forgive those

00:57:18.980 Who trespass against us

00:57:20.080 No

00:57:20.780 That's the devil

00:57:21.700 Getting in you there

00:57:22.540 Making you stutter

00:57:23.660 Bro

00:57:24.120 That's the mosquitoes

00:57:25.300 That's the Texas devil flies 1.00

00:57:27.540 Got your tongue 1.00

00:57:28.700 That's that tongue burculosis 0.96

00:57:30.280 Yes, we got the consumption, spiritual consumption.

00:57:33.220 You got to let the Holy Spirit flow through you, Theo.

00:57:35.280 Hey, pretty lady, won't you give her a sign?

00:57:36.920 I give anything to make your mind, I don't mind. 1.00

00:57:39.040 Praise God!

00:57:40.000 Praise God!

00:57:42.380 You know that Mountain Dew.

00:57:44.920 You know it.

00:57:45.540 It makes me think about summertime.

00:57:49.180 That hot part of the calendar.

00:57:51.080 You know how it works.

00:57:51.920 You know when the calendar just gets hot.

00:57:55.280 It gets so hot.

00:57:56.840 sometimes i'll call the government i'll say this turn can you turn it down we can't handle it it

00:58:04.080 would get so hot and then you'd have to open up the windows and but then the hot would come in

00:58:09.800 you know and then you but they get so hot inside you have to open up the doors and

00:58:14.400 and the hot would go out and in and out it was just a lot of hot thankfully i had me some mountain

00:58:23.580 dew just a refreshing it was like the heavens cut the faucet on and i could just enjoy myself

00:58:34.560 just just doing just doing myself with that mountain dew i liked it if i had me a can of

00:58:44.420 two a mountain dew i'd go out i'd pet every dog in town that's how i i just became like that

00:58:49.260 neighborly american you know that's how i became i'd be shaking the hands of local raccoons

00:58:55.940 and politicians and all of them you know i'd watch this i'd watch the wind go by maybe whistle at it

00:59:05.500 let it know i had a way of making my own little breeze right there something about that summertime

00:59:13.420 time and just having a little bit of Mountain Dew in you.

00:59:19.400 Maybe you would just want to get out there and just kiss a bald eagle, you know, and

00:59:25.340 sometimes you'd settle for your grandmother or whatever, you know, a little kiss on the

00:59:28.440 cheek, whatever, you know, Pop Pop didn't mind.

00:59:32.920 What I'm saying is this, Mountain Dew, it's just, it's an alternative to the heat, but

00:59:39.680 It's also part of, it's part of summer.

00:59:44.660 But dude, you win, first of all.

00:59:47.020 Congratulations.

00:59:47.540 Thank you so much.

00:59:48.340 9.8 seconds.

00:59:49.440 That was really good.

00:59:50.680 Yeah, actually, I can't believe, you know, that's wild.

00:59:53.240 For our father in under 10 seconds, I think that's good.

00:59:56.460 And I would love to see other people, if they want to, challenge Duncan on that.

00:59:59.580 They will crush me.

01:00:00.340 There's going to be critiques too.

01:00:01.480 There's different ways to say it, depending on what denomination you are.

01:00:04.220 I think that was what I learned as an Episcopalian.

01:00:06.880 But I think there's, my wife's Catholic.

01:00:08.780 Like, I think they say parts of it are different, but I don't know if that's going to add or

01:00:13.400 subtract seconds. 1.00

01:00:14.480 Dude, my girl Catholic, but that p***y Baptist, you feel me? 1.00

01:00:17.700 Let's go. 1.00

01:00:18.220 Oh, yeah.

01:00:20.140 I hear you.

01:00:21.560 I'm just making up.

01:00:22.380 I don't have a girl, but if I did.

01:00:23.660 You don't have a girl? 1.00

01:00:24.500 No, but she'd be cute if I did. 1.00

01:00:25.880 Wow. 0.98

01:00:26.220 It must be tough to find a girlfriend for you, huh?

01:00:28.800 Just a handsome dude with a super successful podcast.

01:00:32.160 One day I'm going to get one.

01:00:33.120 I mean, it'll happen.

01:00:33.740 Famous comedian.

01:00:34.860 I think, you know what?

01:00:35.540 there is like an age where I think it gets a little bit weird and then what do you mean maybe

01:00:40.340 I'm just you know what I think some of the stories I tell in my head I got to change a little bit yes

01:00:43.960 dude there's and you know what's funny I never said that I've never said that before you've

01:00:48.280 never said that come on there's a book not really no but the ones I'm telling myself because I don't

01:00:53.940 even realize they're being told they've just been written on this wall like these old like

01:00:56.980 this is the way it is or whatever it's like dude I'm gonna find somebody great of course it takes

01:01:02.320 time everything in my life is taking time and yeah um i don't want to get somebody that's just

01:01:07.820 like um you know like i want to have some fun but at the same time like yeah i want that i want

01:01:11.580 somebody that's going to be a as perfect a fit as i can get dude if there's this book and it sounds

01:01:18.740 like bullshit and i actually got the book because i was watching that documentary on nexium you know

01:01:25.520 nexium cult keith raniere you know about that yeah we had a guy on here from nexium didn't we 0.96

01:01:30.320 oh no we had a guy who got bit by a dog at a nexium event what i'm not even joking who was

01:01:36.200 that guy that sucks he was fine he was like at a cult event and a dog bit and he got bit by a dog

01:01:42.140 but that's how he got involved with the cult whoa oh that was it oh no michael was his mom no not 0.99

01:01:47.000 him that's out yeah oh he was talking about alice mack's sex cult yeah there was another guy who'd

01:01:51.080 been uh cured of oh he got cured by of um ocd yeah cured or not um cured by nivexum yeah cured

01:01:59.600 by Navixim.

01:02:02.420 Mark Elliott.

01:02:03.600 Yeah.

01:02:04.160 Bro, look at me right there.

01:02:05.160 I was young.

01:02:05.560 It's AI.

01:02:09.260 You look younger now.

01:02:11.480 Well, I'm older now,

01:02:12.640 but also,

01:02:13.680 I'm definitely older

01:02:14.920 if I keep telling myself 1.00

01:02:15.740 that I'm a fucking boss. 1.00

01:02:16.860 I'm a fucking nine-year-old, 1.00

01:02:17.900 you little f***. 1.00

01:02:21.740 Mark Elliott. 0.99

01:02:22.500 I'm a former motivational speaker

01:02:24.120 and loyal follower

01:02:25.080 of Keith Renier

01:02:25.980 and his organization of Exim,

01:02:27.380 a purported self-improvement company.

01:02:29.100 I believe he got bit by a dog

01:02:31.200 I could be wrong

01:02:32.060 but I thought the dog

01:02:33.100 something happened

01:02:34.300 he got cured

01:02:34.920 he was diagnosed with

01:02:35.920 Hirschsprung's disease

01:02:37.000 a rare intestinal disease at birth

01:02:39.240 Elliot was returning home

01:02:41.740 from a camp via Greyhound bus

01:02:42.820 when he repeatedly shouted 0.67

01:02:43.680 an anti-black racial slur 0.98

01:02:45.080 at black passengers 0.97

01:02:45.720 that's called 0.99

01:02:46.940 riding Greyhound

01:02:48.080 first of all

01:02:49.260 and I think some of that

01:02:51.000 comes with the price of your ticket

01:02:52.080 I believe also

01:02:52.880 I rode G-Hound for a long time

01:02:55.140 shout out Hound

01:02:56.020 oh cause he had Tourette's though

01:02:59.080 that's why did he ever cure it did they say he claims they cured it he cured it it's in the

01:03:05.660 documentary like it shows people being like um it did not cure my Tourette's in any way oh well

01:03:12.940 then why did we have him on the podcast he said he did in the documentary that I saw it was well

01:03:17.300 I mean it was claiming that they cured it oh well so maybe it says it didn't he it didn't cure his

01:03:21.520 Tourette's but I thought I can't remember exactly what happened in the episode it was just like

01:03:24.720 Well, on the documentary I saw, it was, you know, some people, it seemed like it was helping, but I heard about this book on this documentary.

01:03:34.880 I was fascinated by this Raniere guy because it's like you see him and he doesn't really seem like somebody who would successfully start a sex cult. 0.88

01:03:46.200 Bringing him up. 0.78

01:03:46.520 You know what I mean?

01:03:47.520 No judgment or anything, but it wouldn't be like the first person I would guess.

01:03:52.000 You look at like, pull up a picture of like young Charles Manson and Keith Raniere.

01:03:57.720 Manson you look at and you're like, okay, there he is.

01:04:00.640 Right. 1.00

01:04:01.040 This dude was getting ladies to brand his name into their fucking bodies. 1.00

01:04:07.200 No way. 1.00

01:04:08.080 Yes.

01:04:08.940 Yes.

01:04:09.360 Now, you look at him and you wouldn't guess that, but pull up like a picture of Manson.

01:04:13.300 That's a Montana show.

01:04:14.260 Young Manson.

01:04:15.380 Young Manson.

01:04:16.080 Or not that young, but you know that Manson. 0.99

01:04:18.060 You look at him, you're like, yeah, I can see you starting some kind of sex cult. 0.99

01:04:22.660 I can see your members cutting swastikas into their foreheads. 0.99

01:04:26.600 But this dude looks like somebody your mom dates before she marries your stepdad.

01:04:32.320 But this dude does look like he has a dark side to him, dude.

01:04:35.340 This is just all based off of one photo.

01:04:37.240 But that guy looks like, yeah, he dates your mom.

01:04:39.700 You think he's nice.

01:04:40.460 He comes in the house and says cool stuff.

01:04:42.140 Yeah.

01:04:42.620 But he doesn't come through with kind of his promises.

01:04:44.800 And then you see him yelling at your mom outside of the apartment window. 0.98

01:04:47.560 yeah man yeah that's that fucking that's that's what it is keith rainier could we get him on here 1.00

01:04:53.100 he's in jail he is maybe you could call him from jail dude jail that's the most sex trafficking 1.00

01:04:58.800 you could ever do it's bumper to bumper in there dude no he in this guy he like it's in the 1.00

01:05:05.160 documentary is incredible and you know obviously like it's horrible like doing this shit's horrible 0.93

01:05:10.180 but when you when you just watch it in terms of like whoa like the ambition like oh my god how'd 0.91

01:05:17.320 you pull that off? And so they mentioned this book, Psycho-Cybernetics, which sounds like

01:05:23.080 horseshit. The name sounds stupid. But I got this book and started listening to it. And it's this 1.00

01:05:30.180 plastic surgeon wrote the book. And he noticed that you would give plastic surgery to people

01:05:37.840 and their personalities would change, fix their nose, and they would turn into these different

01:05:43.320 people and so his premise is that there's sort of an internal visual image of yourself inside of you

01:05:51.620 and so oh so basically like if you look at what you think about throughout the day and a lot of 0.89

01:05:59.800 people worry ruminate they're constantly bringing up things they're afraid of in the future or shit 0.57

01:06:06.040 they wish they didn't do in the past yeah and this is what's creating the you it's you you're

01:06:12.140 habitually running through a Rolodex of bad memories and internal fears and stuff. And so

01:06:19.560 he's saying that what's really cool about that is it shows you how disciplined you are. You think

01:06:25.040 you have no control over that, but you do. It's just habit. And so what he says is, there's a lot

01:06:32.060 of techniques in there, but one of them is what happens if you start habituating yourself to

01:06:39.760 remembering good moments in your life instead of bad moments in your life and it sounds so obvious 0.93

01:06:45.860 but when you every time you find yourself getting freaked out over that fucking memory the thing 0.84

01:06:51.680 what you're worried about the thing you replace it and he said and he says it doesn't have to be 0.97

01:06:56.540 a big thing like winning a marathon he's like he uses the example of when you learn to tie your

01:07:02.440 shoes yeah you know some just when somebody smiled at you yes when you smiled at someone

01:07:07.880 Yeah, that that's enough. And you start replacing this habitual rumination with good memories,

01:07:16.060 even if they're from the distant past, it doesn't matter. All of a sudden,

01:07:20.580 your life starts changing because your inner identity will begin to conform to-

01:07:29.000 It'll begin to lead your outer identity.

01:07:31.400 That's right. Yeah. You start making different choices, all this stuff changes in your life.

01:07:35.640 so his point is you don't really need to get plastic surgery he was he was saying that some

01:07:41.060 people get a scar on their face and it makes them more powerful like he was uh i think the the nazis

01:07:49.820 in the fencing nazis if you got a scar on your face it means you were like a a great fencer yeah

01:07:56.560 it so but some people get a scar on their face ruins their life right you know so obviously

01:08:02.160 what's going on there is not the external appearance wow it's how your brain it's how

01:08:06.860 you're wearing it you got it dang and i wonder if what if we all just don't even i've long thought

01:08:13.400 this what if we all don't realize there's so much more capability that we have that we just don't

01:08:19.360 know i believe that that's such a truth like what if you could think your way into looking somehow

01:08:24.460 different like that's almost that's almost it's interesting for a plastic surgeon to say that

01:08:28.940 because it's like yeah what if people could think or believe themselves yeah into actually that

01:08:35.360 you're that you would then visually somehow look different like i know it probably would be tough

01:08:39.540 to really unstructure your like it wouldn't skeletally that would be probably impossible

01:08:44.260 but on a but on a different type of level or could your skeleton morph over time it's interesting to

01:08:50.580 think that wow if i had enough of belief or if i yeah if i pervade this type of energy yeah or i

01:08:57.780 just envisioned it enough that i would actually become the thing that i envisioned well pull up

01:09:02.680 pull up like an early picture of marilyn monroe before she got famous i go visit her grave

01:09:09.160 sometimes you really do is she in nashville she lives or she's she dies she dies i guess she

01:09:15.980 lives in a coffin around the corner from where i live lives in a coffin in westwood i mean

01:09:22.480 craziest way to say dead yeah she's deceased she's living in a coffin now yeah but she's yeah

01:09:28.140 so that's her yeah so that's marilyn monroe oh bro yeah yeah now we'll say this she's an

01:09:35.540 attractive young lady she's not the marilyn monroe that we envision still beautiful that's you sure 0.84

01:09:41.660 that's her yeah like find some other like early pictures of marilyn monroe before she was famous

01:09:46.560 i don't know how you find that because like a lot of these are like modeling pictures but when you 0.95

01:09:51.460 look at them it's like there you go and like you know obviously you could say i'd suck her feet

01:09:57.940 still but you could say that that this was you know lighting makeup and stuff like that but

01:10:03.020 there's a story i heard i don't know if it's true or not marilyn roe is at a diner she's uh with one

01:10:10.640 of her like i think childhood friends and like you know no one even knows it's marilyn roe and

01:10:15.200 marilyn roe says to her friend do you want to see what happens when i become her and her friend's

01:10:20.480 like yeah and so all of a sudden she does something and turns like essentially shape

01:10:26.520 shifts like she embodies maryl monroe and everyone in the cafe starts looking at her like oh my god

01:10:32.560 that's maryl monroe so this is what this dude is talking about that and you know how many times

01:10:38.360 have you been with a person who maybe isn't like classically beautiful but their personality

01:10:45.140 yeah it's so amazing that you you start falling in love with you realize the physical appearance

01:10:50.760 it's nothing compared to this spirit inside of them and the co-verse sadly happens where you're

01:10:57.880 around a beautiful person and you realize oh my god oh this is a monster and it's so fascinating

01:11:04.940 it's just the shell it's it's like a lampshade or something it's like what kind of light is

01:11:09.660 shining through dude that's a great way to say that man it's like a lampshade there it is

01:11:14.880 The Marilyn Monroe shapeshifter story refers to a famous anecdote where she could alter her appearance simply by changing her posture and energy.

01:11:21.920 When walking down a busy street unnoticed as Norma Jean, she would turn to a companion and ask, do you want to see her?

01:11:27.620 And instantly transform into the iconic Marilyn.

01:11:30.340 People who were with Marilyn during these moments, such as her friend Eli Wallach or the actress Susan Strasberg, noted that she changed nothing about her clothes or makeup.

01:11:39.260 Instead, the transformation was a master class in embodiment.

01:11:42.300 Wow.

01:11:42.900 It's wild.

01:11:43.700 that stuff is wild that you could do that but it is interesting yeah how i feel what do i carry

01:11:49.180 what am i going to take outside with me today what am i going to take inside with me today

01:11:53.240 you know and i i you know i applaud like parents because i know their lives get so busy and the

01:11:58.980 time that they have to even take for themselves yeah and the time that one of them's like hey

01:12:03.220 will you keep watching a little bit while i just go meditate for 10 minutes or brush my teeth

01:12:07.640 or pat myself on the back or cry in the bathroom yeah yeah you know yeah it gets wild like i think

01:12:14.420 that's a real war it's a real tandem it's a real if it's working well i bet it's a real

01:12:19.660 tandem thing and sometimes it's painful and sometimes it's beautiful and sometimes it's

01:12:23.800 probably a lot of things but i applaud that the amount of time parents has has to be like

01:12:29.460 oh my god well you know but the thing is um and you're right and you're totally right

01:12:36.440 the amount of free time i have now compared to the free time i used to have like i could spend

01:12:43.980 days days alone in my house blasting rails academy completely alone happily alone playing

01:12:53.840 video games yeah alone of course and i would get bummed out if i had something to do like

01:12:58.020 two days two days away i'd be stressed out yeah

01:13:01.820 but but bro that's when you know you're going to be doing some drugs oh yeah man and and but now

01:13:10.240 um i have i have no very what what people would call free time yeah but what is free time the

01:13:17.520 real question is like that the example that i've been taught in buddhism is we all have a version

01:13:23.840 a place where this is where i'm going to feel all right and for like a lot of people

01:13:30.040 maybe not touring stand-up comics but for a lot of people that could be a hotel room

01:13:34.520 a nice hotel room you can order room service the tv the soft bed no disturbances phone is off

01:13:42.660 now i will relax so this creates a terrible tension between every other moment like everyone

01:13:51.220 has their place what the place or everything this is where i'm going to be it's for some people it's

01:13:55.720 coming home after a hard day's work sit on the couch whatever it is for some people everyone

01:14:02.080 has their little oasis in their mind this is the place yeah but the idea is this is an illusion

01:14:07.680 the oasis is an illusion you go into that place the place isn't giving you relaxation the place

01:14:14.440 isn't giving you peace you're deciding this is where i will be at peace theoretically you could 0.69

01:14:20.380 do that through the whole fucking day your whole day could theoretically become that place that 0.86

01:14:28.360 you're hoping to get to when you have enough money when you finally get a vacation when you 0.96

01:14:32.840 finally get some a moment to yourself and this is what i have read is one of the definitions of

01:14:39.520 enlightenment enlightenment this is a definition i heard um because it's even defining it is

01:14:46.340 is difficult and who the fuck knows but the idea is what if every place you are at was free time

01:14:55.940 even though it was filled up right with all kinds of activity even though there were things you had 0.76

01:14:59.520 to do what if you were maintaining this sense of like yeah this is where i belong this is good

01:15:05.460 this is the vacation and this is in in in the third patriarch of zen um he wrote this great

01:15:16.060 in buddhism you learn this uh yeah the first line and i wish i could the name is like i think

01:15:21.620 japanese can you look up the third patriarch of zen and yeah that's it and and he wrote

01:15:28.740 the great way is not difficult for those who have no preferences your preferences are 0.93

01:15:36.420 tormenting your ass you want to be there you don't want to be here you want to be somewhere 0.98

01:15:41.820 where else and when you're a parent your preferences will destroy you wow because you 1.00

01:15:47.820 obviously there's moments that i just want to play diablo 4 dude i just want to sit on the 0.98

01:15:52.540 fucking couch and play diablo 4 i just want to be alone i don't want to be around anybody for a 0.86

01:15:58.040 second that's a preference and the more you cling to that the more you'll suffer the part of the 0.99

01:16:04.780 soul that burns in hell yeah is the part that clings to life wow that meister eckhart but dude

01:16:11.560 i think about that stuff a lot dude with like uh sometimes with like reliving old parts of my past

01:16:17.600 or old stories or just like yeah old things that happen it's like how long do i want to think i

01:16:23.140 have to figure this out before i just want to set up some barricades for myself now that's like hey

01:16:28.940 we're not going to go try to figure that out anymore we're just going to move on right and

01:16:33.500 we're going to move on and we're going to put boundaries in place so that when this

01:16:36.400 thing or the or certain types of people or this energy comes around that this is how we're going

01:16:41.200 to behave towards it yeah and we're not going to be like mean to it but this is how we're going to

01:16:46.440 operate now instead of like i get stuck in this place of like well i'll figure this out or a

01:16:51.920 little more therapy and this and that and the therapy and stuff it's all good right it's all

01:16:55.640 helpful it's all like put some magnifying glass on things that are cool but um but at some point

01:17:02.280 be like you know this path it's a lot i don't know i've been on this this path for a while

01:17:08.980 let me try to do something else let me try to move forward let me try to not even let this be

01:17:13.800 up like let let let me really let this be part of the past yeah instead of going back to the past

01:17:19.400 to solve something like that's the thing sometimes i keep going back to the past to solve the present

01:17:23.460 where it's like let me try and do this maybe a little bit different and um so i've just been

01:17:28.240 thinking about that recently um thanks so much for some of the chats dude i want to find out

01:17:33.180 what's what's a rabbit hole or like something that you guys have learned um on mystery on mystery

01:17:39.100 boys um but i just want to get this update the guest mark elliott clarifies that he does not

01:17:44.280 claim to have been cured of tourette syndrome instead he describes his experience as a journey

01:17:48.080 where he found a way to master the condition noting that while the symptoms have drastically

01:17:52.840 reduced he still feels the urge occasionally and works to change his relationship with it

01:17:58.420 that's interesting yeah write it down that's what i do dude write it down um with mystery boys what

01:18:06.460 is a rabbit hole kind of that you or something new that you guys have like latched on to that's

01:18:10.720 been like really interesting to go down that you and metzker have uh have i gotta give full credit

01:18:15.680 to metzker for most of the rabbit holes like i'm telling you this guy he like it's do you think

01:18:22.100 he's good or evil when you think about him he's good okay very good this is a pop quiz man do you

01:18:26.700 why do you think he's no i don't i was asking you he actually texted me and told me to ask you that

01:18:30.800 are you kidding me i'm not kidding you at all so it's just a good oh he's the sweetest i know him

01:18:36.440 i'm i've i've already decided how i feel about he's good really good okay i wouldn't do a

01:18:41.800 podcast with an evil person why would you do that to yourself that's horrible dude do you ever think

01:18:48.640 What if one day you got home years from now and you started to notice like something like

01:18:52.640 the, like your skin around your chin or something and you started peeling it and then you took

01:18:56.900 it off.

01:18:57.480 And what if we were the aliens, dude?

01:18:59.940 Oh my God.

01:19:01.100 Oh my God.

01:19:01.720 Like this whole time we've been trying to hunt the aliens.

01:19:05.360 And then you peel, you're like, what is that?

01:19:07.520 Dude. 0.99

01:19:07.980 You think it's acne and it's just fucking abracadabra. 1.00

01:19:10.940 You're an alien. 1.00

01:19:11.640 Oh my God. 0.97

01:19:12.340 And then you peel the alien mask off and you're human.

01:19:15.420 Yeah.

01:19:15.640 And you're a cool black guy. 1.00

01:19:16.780 So what the fuck are you, man? 1.00

01:19:19.680 What are you? 1.00

01:19:20.980 Turn it up.

01:19:25.260 Yeah.

01:19:26.880 You know. 1.00

01:19:27.580 Spin that shit. 1.00

01:19:29.800 How about this, dude? 1.00

01:19:31.020 I'll give you a quick one.

01:19:32.040 Yeah, take me down, but I want to go down a rabbit hole.

01:19:34.300 And that was, and no, Kurt didn't ask that either.

01:19:36.540 I was just joking around, dude.

01:19:38.200 He's far from evil.

01:19:39.720 But Metzger did give me a little bit of trivia,

01:19:45.460 which I'd never heard before.

01:19:46.780 which is the most batshit thing ever.

01:19:49.540 So John Wayne Gacy, the famous serial killer.

01:19:54.980 From Illinois, yeah. 1.00

01:19:56.020 Horrible motherfucker, the clown. 1.00

01:19:58.580 Yeah, pedophile. 1.00

01:19:58.900 John Wayne Gacy, pedophile fucking clown. 1.00

01:20:02.460 Just horrible human being. 1.00

01:20:05.380 Lazy too, lazy. 1.00

01:20:06.660 Killed people, put him under his house. 1.00

01:20:08.300 Oh yeah. 0.97

01:20:08.780 He said that if he was guilty of anything,

01:20:10.520 it was running a funeral home without a license 1.00

01:20:12.780 because he had rotting child corpses under his fucking house. 0.99

01:20:16.520 also weirdly political and um so John Wayne Gacy was executed on a solar eclipse which is 0.99

01:20:29.060 already weird like what you know you know there's gonna be eclipse that day right why are you

01:20:34.100 executing one of the most notorious serial killers like on the day that like in a horror movie that's

01:20:40.780 how you get a zombie a Freddy Krueger that's how you get a demon or something execute the

01:20:46.440 person it's a solar eclipse they come back to life or they haunt your dreams so that's just

01:20:52.720 weird by itself but coincidentally jeffrey dahmer was baptized and i'm not sure into what denomination 0.97

01:21:01.700 of christianity on the same day another fucking serial killer baptized while during the execution 0.96

01:21:12.280 of like so so so a spiritual realm is open yes and a uh and a calendar a seasonal a what realm 1.00

01:21:21.980 would that be what do you mean like the the the spiritual realm is open with the baptism like

01:21:28.040 there's a spiritual right like embodiment happening and in eclipses just so like in the west we think

01:21:35.520 they're cool everyone goes out in eclipse you get your eclipse glasses everyone goes out to look

01:21:40.080 they are fucking cool i've been there they're amazing it's amazing to witness the temperature 0.79

01:21:45.580 drops shadows get weird but like you know one of my friends who's like a shivite for real like who 0.97

01:21:52.100 like you know hindu follower of shiva um you know he was explaining to me like in india eclipses are

01:22:02.460 not something you want to go out under like it's it's represents an opening where a lot of weird

01:22:10.020 shit can come into this realm so you know his advice is don't um don't go outside during an

01:22:16.520 eclipse like it's you don't understand the energies that are out there this is a one of 0.97

01:22:20.360 this is in their cosmology so it's a very powerful even if you're not into the woo stuff it's a very

01:22:26.140 crazy thing that happens and and it birds stop singing you know they think it's nighttime all

01:22:33.020 of a sudden. It's just a very deep spiritual moment. So why? Why do you execute this monster

01:22:42.000 during an eclipse? And why do you baptize another monster during the eclipse? And why on the same 0.87

01:22:49.600 day? And how is that accidental? And maybe that's cymatics. I don't know. Maybe that's just part of

01:22:56.260 like the weird secret gears in the universe we don't know about but to me it's very fascinating

01:23:03.120 when moments like that emerge right when it's when when when the curtains are open a little bit

01:23:08.740 into the ethereal into the next realm when somebody's spiritually you're kind of you're

01:23:13.520 you're when there's an anointment in a in a an embodiment putting the you know blessing somebody

01:23:19.500 with the the embodiment of god like bringing god into their into their heart you know like

01:23:24.800 right that's that's risky behavior dude i yeah i wonder if um do you know if

01:23:32.840 it's kind of weird that we get people to go outside and look up into the eclipse then yeah

01:23:39.440 was that always a practice or did people used to not stare into the eclipse oh no dude people

01:23:46.100 went blind for sure there's a famous people went blind just because they were eight years old back

01:23:50.340 in the day yeah you just go blind from drinking water i mean dude imagine how scary dude everything

01:23:58.120 was a game show like 200 years ago dude a cup of water you could get undehydrated or tuberculosis

01:24:05.440 what do you want explosive diarrhea yeah you want to die of thirst or die of dysentery pick

01:24:11.900 one or the other one or the other no people have not always looked at eclipses historically

01:24:17.380 witnessing an eclipse was often met with fear, awe, or strict avoidance rather than direct

01:24:21.580 observation. Because ancient civilizations lacked scientific explanations, many cultures

01:24:26.440 considered the darkening of the sun to be a bad omen or a disruption of the natural order.

01:24:32.100 That makes sense.

01:24:33.000 For sure. Many cultures believed a celestial creature was attempting to devour the sun.

01:24:36.880 The Norse blamed sky wolves. The Chinese told tales of a celestial dragon, and Aztecs believed

01:24:42.700 the jaguar was eating the sun. People would often bang pots, scream, or shoot arrows into the air

01:24:47.120 to frighten the monster away and it worked yeah but it is when did we start and when when did we

01:24:53.800 start seeing eclipses and going and watching forever but did when did we did it become a

01:24:58.680 practice like was there something that happened like it was a big thing on television like go

01:25:01.840 see the eclipse or whatever it was always significant i mean it's just like no matter

01:25:05.880 what period in human history like can you fucking imagine like not knowing what was going on why

01:25:13.720 but dude how much fun would we have had back then first of all you get to make up what's going on 0.70

01:25:19.240 right or you just get to believe what's happening like you get to believe what's happening but i

01:25:24.000 just think the imagine imagine everybody's imagination back then yeah and everybody's

01:25:29.440 like storytelling like you had to have a piece of information even you had to like life was probably

01:25:37.560 scary you had to seem viable you had to fight for your existence probably well i mean this is what 0.98

01:25:43.680 i think is interesting like you valued your life more because you're fucking your sibling was dying 0.93

01:25:49.060 at home it was like let let let this day mean let this day mean something to me let this information 0.93

01:25:55.000 that i'm reading through let it let the fact that i can absorb information let it mean something to

01:26:00.120 me right you you're saying that now maybe we've lost that that people have become sort of numb

01:26:05.460 nihilistic husks who don't value their own existence like they did when you watched your

01:26:10.880 friend get eaten by a wolf right i think we're it's a tough i think we're we are deeper in it

01:26:15.760 than we know i think we are up to our waist right now in it in what in um in the suction of of of

01:26:25.060 the devil oh right in the suction of something deviant in the suction of the dark arts man i

01:26:29.860 believe that it is we think we just have nice pants on but we don't realize that we've invited 0.98

01:26:34.360 these skins of like you know we've invited something there's something very demonic going 0.85

01:26:39.920 on do you think technology is inherently demonic oh my god i mean you it okay so first like let's 0.95

01:26:48.920 define demonic okay so what is your definition of demonic uh with intent to harm to let me see

01:27:00.400 demonic i would say of satan's will yeah with intent to

01:27:06.080 be a succubus to the godliness that to the uh nature and morality and godliness that may

01:27:18.520 that that exists inside of us as a group and as individuals okay so does that make sense or not 0.98

01:27:25.080 did you have bishop robert baron on your show no cool guy gotta have him on brb yes damn dude 0.92

01:27:31.640 you guys crazy though you guys the initials to have yeah he's he's really cool he was he was a 0.74

01:27:37.620 sign him up all right zach i i had him on my podcast and uh what's really interesting is

01:27:43.500 actually having on my podcast got me more interested in christianity than any other

01:27:49.760 any other time in my life and the reason was not necessarily what he told me though what you know

01:27:53.980 he's a really cool guy and like obviously he's like brilliant he's bishop and he's obviously

01:27:58.660 a theologian and he's orthodox greek orthodox he's catholic okay i don't yeah so but what was really

01:28:06.660 weird is you know i've had so many guests of all kinds of i've had satanists on the podcast i've

01:28:13.720 had witches on the podcast i've had hindus buddhists new age people lsd chemists i've had

01:28:20.980 all kinds of you know generally wiggas

01:28:23.980 god's dalmatians never and you haven't not yet bro that's a road to go down that's the eclipse

01:28:29.780 dude that's the eclipse no i probably have i have to go back and look at the catalog that's

01:28:35.580 that's a human eclipse but dude i get it i have one catholic bishop on and man people 0.98

01:28:42.900 got so mad at me and it was really interesting because it's like wait a minute what the fuck 0.98

01:28:50.680 like you guys didn't care when i had like people who were you trying to demonize the guy why they 0.95

01:28:57.760 get mad well because like the basically what started uh bubbling up was that i i moved to 0.96

01:29:05.080 texas i'm having a bunch of fucking kids i've become some kind of fundamentalist christian 0.94

01:29:09.820 all this like i love religion and i i love christianity i love like i i'm fascinated by it 0.98

01:29:18.620 And the New Testament is so beautiful and so different from what most people think it is.

01:29:25.040 Like when you sit down and actually read it yourself, if you have an idea of what Christianity is, you realize whatever that was is not what this is, which is to me a really sort of thrilling moment in studying any religion.

01:29:37.360 Like if you're going to critique a religion or a philosophy, you really, I think, need to study it deeply.

01:29:43.920 Amen.

01:29:44.360 That's a good point.

01:29:45.020 And then you can then go for it, right?

01:29:46.780 We got to start doing that more, I think, on here is learning about some of the depths

01:29:50.120 of different religions because you see a lot of stuff online that can lead you in certain

01:29:53.040 ways.

01:29:54.320 But demons, Satan.

01:29:56.560 Satan and demons.

01:29:57.500 I believe that Satan is way more active than we think.

01:30:00.060 I think we got into this lush period of self, believing that something was taking care of

01:30:07.700 us.

01:30:07.880 Not that something doesn't love us.

01:30:09.900 I believe that.

01:30:10.800 Yeah.

01:30:11.100 But we believe that something was taking care of us, that we didn't have to show up for

01:30:15.820 our own like salvation not just uh religiously but for our own salvation as human beings as well

01:30:23.380 for our own day-to-day salvation do you think that um do you think that we are

01:30:28.800 strong enough or care enough to save ourselves well

01:30:35.580 i mean i i hear what you're saying and that's a really good question because i think you're

01:30:43.280 pointing towards a misconception, or in Buddhism, what would be considered a distortion when it

01:30:49.960 comes to what people think they are. So, in Buddhism, this shows up as something called

01:30:55.980 interdependency or dependent co-origination, which means that we're all connected,

01:31:03.720 that the clothes that you're wearing, everything that you are, everything around you, everything

01:31:10.500 is there because of causes and conditions that created the situation that we're in.

01:31:17.560 So, in other words, when you ask, are we enough to save ourselves, it points to a distortion,

01:31:24.460 which is we think we are an individual self disconnected from the system.

01:31:29.880 Right.

01:31:30.080 And of course, we're not enough to save ourselves. And I don't just mean in a spiritual sense.

01:31:35.620 I mean, everything that we consider that we need for survival around us right now is there because of the labor and work and energy of people you're never going to meet.

01:31:48.800 The food was hauled in on trucks, the plastic in the Fiji bottle, your clothes, everything, your books, the trees that grew to make the wood for your son.

01:31:59.800 All of these things point to a complete tapestry of existence, meaning there isn't such a self anyway. 0.91

01:32:09.400 But if you think that you're a self, then if you're foolish enough to think you're all you need, it's like, look around you. 0.65

01:32:18.980 Right, but no, I mean, I agree. 0.76

01:32:21.620 But do you think we are strong enough to show up and save ourselves?

01:32:27.100 You mean as a species?

01:32:28.380 As a species, because I feel like we're kind of on the brink of this place where something could happen or like we're this like, like they're like, I don't know.

01:32:37.320 It seems like darkness is trying to defeat us.

01:32:39.920 Oh, yeah.

01:32:40.520 And it feels like, are we strong enough to save ourselves?

01:32:43.160 Because some days it feels like maybe in some days it feels like maybe not.

01:32:47.020 Well, honest, I don't think I think that I think that the.

01:32:52.200 i think a lot of people's suffering is related to self-cherishing a lot of people's suffering

01:33:04.180 is related to being misdirected there is a misdirected force in the universe now

01:33:09.900 bishop baron uh he was telling me well what what is the definition of satan like what is it

01:33:15.280 the actual definition of the of satan what is it what is it described as and he said

01:33:19.280 it is the accuser the scatterer that which scatters so if we're going to come up with a

01:33:27.560 definition of the demonic and and the question is is like this technology demonic and let's just

01:33:33.960 throw the word satan out for a second because that does create a knee-jerk reaction in people

01:33:38.180 a lot of people do have like religious trauma for real and i know that word gets thrown around a lot

01:33:43.540 but some people are born into highly abusive households

01:33:47.520 where religion is used as an excuse 1.00

01:33:49.880 to fuck with the rational mind or people. 0.99

01:33:53.120 It's not when- 0.99

01:33:54.980 Right, I'm being a little bit flippant about it.

01:33:56.380 No, I don't think you're being flippant.

01:33:57.640 I think you're, I'm just-

01:33:59.000 But you're just clarifying.

01:34:00.000 Yeah, but so for some people,

01:34:02.880 it's useful to throw out words like that

01:34:05.200 and just, you don't have to use that word.

01:34:07.080 I think it's a useful word, but-

01:34:09.540 I could mean the devil, the dark energy.

01:34:11.200 Whatever you want to, you know,

01:34:12.260 but satan does have like some specific definitions the scatterer and the accuser that's exactly what's

01:34:19.220 what is technology doing it's accusing one group or another group of being the source of all the

01:34:28.620 suffering in the world the accuser i've seen you theo accused of you know because of the people 0.96

01:34:37.000 you have in your podcast it's all your fucking fault dude look what you've done right but it's 0.96

01:34:41.820 not just you it's not just you it's what what what technology is doing what the algorithm seems to be 0.98

01:34:47.180 doing is creating these very clear distorted distinctions between groups of people right

01:34:55.880 which is anytime you have direct one-on-one contact with most people they're awesome they

01:35:03.880 might be annoying they might disagree with you might be chatty or whatever chatty but in general

01:35:08.680 they all they're good people want to help yeah people actually really want to help it's very

01:35:14.400 sweet but i agree you get behind these phones and it's like i mean there's so much racial like

01:35:19.100 i have like black friends that'll just be like they act like they were slaves sometimes because

01:35:24.300 of the fodder they get fed they'll get stuff like remember when you were a slave and it's like 0.71

01:35:28.400 yeah and i'm like dude ronnie what are you talking about i'm like your dad worked at chase bank dude 0.97

01:35:32.240 yeah when were you a fucking slave you were the best player on our team dude you got all the 0.99

01:35:38.180 girls you got all the white girls too yeah well look at all the stories look at all the stories 1.00

01:35:43.120 remember when you were a slave chew some of this slave gum and it'll sell you slave it'll be like

01:35:46.840 oh remember this richmond virginia gum you know now it's a taste like the 1870s you know dude 0.85

01:35:53.040 they're trying to replace you yeah if you're white they're trying to replace you better watch out

01:35:57.340 you're gonna be replaced or but there's some groups that never get pointed at well what i'm

01:36:02.560 saying is if you look at the emergent religion like you could call the the culture war stuff i

01:36:11.260 think you could actually identify this as a kind of religion or a larp even it's it's people are

01:36:17.560 larping because the first thing that's happening is you're being invited to take a side you know

01:36:23.840 if you're uh if you're a black person okay you you need to be on the side of what like if you 0.98

01:36:31.200 want to get slave gum or whatever if you're gay now you need to join the lgb you're part of this 0.99

01:36:36.220 movement right if you're white you're being replaced if you're jewish they're gonna the 0.99

01:36:40.840 concentration camps are about to start up again you can look and see that every single person 0.97

01:36:47.140 on the planet if you want to attach to a terrifying horrible story you can find it and the moment you

01:36:53.680 subscribe to it you invite it in your algorithm will be flooded with things to confirm your

01:37:00.620 worst fears giving you a sense that this is real crystallizing the distortion this this is all 0.90

01:37:07.160 happening in 2d space on your fucking phone yeah mostly i'm not saying that there isn't obviously 0.97

01:37:14.780 real evil happening in the world right now but this moment right now wherever you may be 0.99

01:37:19.900 this moment right now it's pretty good right this is the kingdom of god this is what i think jesus

01:37:26.640 was talking about the kingdom of god is here right now this is why the symbol of blindness 0.98

01:37:31.860 appears again and again uh saul of tarsus saul of tarsus stoning fucking christians which to this 0.99

01:37:39.140 day is very popular you know they're one of the most persecuted it's one of the most persecuted 0.99

01:37:44.580 religions to this day and people get mad at me for saying that but you can look it up oh who

01:37:49.580 christianity yes oh for sure there's some there's a lot of videos recently that you'll see it's

01:37:53.980 still happening in a lot of places very popular can you bring up the saul of tarsus story please

01:37:57.160 yeah saul of tarsus it's a great story he became paul saul of tarsus thank you saul of tarsus was

01:38:03.940 a key observer and a proving bystander at the execution of stephen the first christian martyr

01:38:08.140 rather than casting stones himself saul guarded the heavy cloaks of the witnesses while they

01:38:13.540 carried out the stone and wow and then who did he become saul of tarsus the road to damascus

01:38:20.840 He's walking, has a vision of Christ.

01:38:24.000 Jesus says, Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?

01:38:28.120 He's had a conversion experience.

01:38:30.020 The story of Saul on the road to Damascus is a pivotal event in Christian history,

01:38:33.260 describing Saul of Tarsus, dramatic conversion, and the apostle Paul. 0.87

01:38:38.380 Traveling to Damascus to arrest and persecute Christians,

01:38:40.740 he was blinded by a divine light and heard the voice of Jesus.

01:38:43.620 Wow.

01:38:43.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:45.240 Now, there's a lot of interpretations of this event.

01:38:49.080 Who knows?

01:38:49.540 but this idea of blindness, Jesus curing the blind man, all this stuff, the blindness.

01:38:56.620 This, to me, is the situation.

01:39:00.280 We're kind of in a situation of— 0.63

01:39:02.540 Blindness.

01:39:03.240 An interesting kind of blindness because the modern mind thinks that they're very clear.

01:39:08.640 They think that they're seeing things very clearly.

01:39:10.700 They know—a sophisticated person should be worried about, you know, there's a list of things you should be worried about.

01:39:16.020 this means you're on the right side and you're sophisticated if you're worried about the right 1.00

01:39:19.760 things certain things if you're worried about them mean you're a fucking piece of shit racist 1.00

01:39:24.460 bigoted piece of shit you got to be worried about the right things but what do they all have in 1.00

01:39:28.440 common worry you need to be freaked out you need to be worried scared that bumper sticker if you're 1.00

01:39:35.300 not angry you're not listening now yeah that's one of the most satanic bumper stickers i've ever 1.00

01:39:40.960 seen in my fucking life i think the devil himself printed that shit out it's basically like 0.99

01:39:45.620 if you aren't angry something's wrong with you you need to be angry scared pissed off judgmental 1.00

01:39:54.480 don't talk to those people don't look at those people don't think those thoughts everything 0.94

01:39:58.940 about you is fucking wrong everything about them's wrong you got to be in a constant contorted state 0.61

01:40:04.080 of deep anxiety fear and worry or you are not okay you are not a good person unless you're scared 0.97

01:40:12.300 and we should there should be a score now that you get to see when you meet someone

01:40:16.020 how much time have they spent on their phone yeah what what what apps have they been on yeah what's

01:40:20.860 you know i'm saying like because it's kind of not even fair that these algorithms the recent there

01:40:26.280 was just an the algorithm act what was that they've been trying to get it passed for years now

01:40:29.880 but um and they've had some cases recently where meta has been held liable there was a girl that

01:40:34.660 had a lot of suicidal thoughts and um was i believe had an eating disorder i could be wrong

01:40:39.620 with that or was dealing with um uh algorithm accountability act of 2025 focused on automated

01:40:45.620 decision systems in critical areas jobs credit housing health education and this is according

01:40:50.200 to perplexity but yeah it's like these algorithms should be held accountable we are letting these

01:40:56.660 that's where the devil it's like we're letting these things control because i'll watch stuff

01:41:00.980 i'll see some clips and if you look at one then something else comes up and now you're down a

01:41:04.820 rabbit hole then you see somebody from that group whatever that is in real life yeah and you could

01:41:09.940 have an energy towards them that's right um i mean they got you thinking about reparations yeah 0.98

01:41:14.380 you're thinking about reparations a lot why it keeps coming up on my feet fucking algorithm is 0.82

01:41:20.020 showing you this version of reality where there's people all over the place trying to get reparations 0.96

01:41:24.880 which there are probably people there are people doing that yeah but probably not as many as you

01:41:28.920 think there are because your algorithm is just like look look what they're doing look so then

01:41:34.420 i see like a homeless guy and he's like hey can i get a buck i'm like oh okay oh reparations you

01:41:39.200 want reparations and that's just because of the you're get you're you're right you're contaminating

01:41:44.140 yourself we all have it i have it too everyone has everyone has it but that's the thing are we

01:41:48.420 is there enough space to rise of is there enough space to rise above it i i think here's the thing

01:41:53.420 we have to believe that there is and envision a possibility that where there is otherwise there

01:41:59.520 isn't so that's one thing um definitely is but dude even just the fake ai stuff just to make

01:42:05.380 things a little softer to soften up the conversation soften it up um what's a fake ai story oh did you

01:42:10.480 see what was the one brain i think i put it on the list of it's in my it's in my um oh yeah there

01:42:16.460 was this girl kay oh yeah kaylee this was the lawsuit she had she uh she argued that features 0.99

01:42:23.000 like infinite scrolling autoplay algorithm recommendations and beauty filters were

01:42:27.480 engineered to make users engage compulsively um true what breaks my heart sometimes though or i

01:42:32.920 don't know if it breaks my heart but it kind of makes me i don't know it makes me mad that i got

01:42:37.320 to sit with some of these guys and they act like there's no crime in their algorithms they act

01:42:43.500 like there's no like um like evil goals behind it right and i think it's obvious yeah that anybody

01:42:51.160 can see where we're headed isn't a great place so do you think some of these technocrats just

01:42:56.800 don't have a moral compass because something must be wrong oh dude i mean that's a whole 0.98

01:43:04.260 that's a deep fucking rabbit hole like you're okay because you're talking about like the galapagos 0.98

01:43:09.220 okay galapagos islands right weird creatures there because they're separated from everything 0.99

01:43:14.400 else right so when we're talking about the silicon valley tech overlords we're talking about a weird

01:43:21.280 kind of galapagos island where you where you've got this set group of people who've been there

01:43:26.460 for a while who have been engineering the technology that is now being used for mass 1.00

01:43:34.600 surveillance for blowing up palestinians for fucking exploding parts of the world and for 0.98

01:43:40.580 hypnotizing children into like being glued to the fucking technology right and so you're looking at 1.00

01:43:47.360 like essentially a warlock's guild these are the wizards of the world they are summoning spirits 0.99

01:43:52.880 via ai a lot of them were into the occult you can look that shit up and regardless i think there's

01:43:59.900 public records of some of them saying that they used bf skinner the behaviorists um work and he 0.62

01:44:06.160 was the guy who could make like pigeons tap dance and shit they coded that into the algorithm the

01:44:10.680 same stuff they use for slot machines and stuff and vegas i've seen that right so these are wizards 0.98

01:44:15.500 It's illusionist.

01:44:16.380 So, dude, it's like, do they know what they're doing?

01:44:21.040 Yes.

01:44:22.100 They're making addictive technologies.

01:44:25.080 Can they say that's what they were doing?

01:44:27.600 Hell no.

01:44:28.280 Do you think it's a unified goal, or do you think they all just happen to each have these things going on, and that's where we are?

01:44:33.680 Dude, I think that—

01:44:36.240 And I want to come on y'all's show, and we'll go down this rabbit hole.

01:44:38.380 I love to.

01:44:39.360 Listen, man, I think—

01:44:40.520 Because we're going to get into some softer stuff.

01:44:41.860 This is what I do know.

01:44:42.680 Uh-huh.

01:44:42.960 Before we get into the soft stuff, I do know this. 1.00

01:44:45.500 Zuckerberg apparently doesn't let his kids on the fucking computer. 0.98

01:44:50.380 Apparently, a lot of these tech people keep their kids off social media. 0.99

01:44:54.860 I think I asked him about that, didn't I?

01:44:57.220 What did he say?

01:44:58.440 I think I said, do your kids use social media? 1.00

01:45:01.360 Regardless, they have strict fucking guardrails for their kids using social fucking media. 0.99

01:45:06.360 And that is interesting to me. 1.00

01:45:08.340 It's like, if this shit's so okay. 0.99

01:45:10.280 What's going on? 1.00

01:45:11.100 Yeah, I think, let's check and see.

01:45:12.860 I'll find out in just a second.

01:45:13.980 I think we asked him about that.

01:45:15.500 Um, but yeah, this was, this was one thing I was saying about this.

01:45:18.120 Like, I remember watching this, right?

01:45:20.580 I think this was last year a little bit, but this is called brain bridge, right?

01:45:25.920 Play this clip.

01:45:26.940 Oh my God.

01:45:28.740 This is going to blow your mind.

01:45:31.700 A startup company called brain bridge announced today that they believe that they will be

01:45:35.840 able to successfully perform a head transplant surgery in the next eight years.

01:45:41.380 The way that this would work is you would take a person with a perfectly healthy and active brain, but their body has cancer or paralysis, and transplant it to a brain-dead donor body.

01:45:52.820 What's crazy is that they said that by doing this, the person that's receiving the new body would still be able to maintain their memories, cognitive abilities, and consciousness.

01:46:02.360 They say that the brain could last several hundred years if it had a good working body and that that might be a potential in the future.

01:46:09.660 but that this would also give people with different ailments a second chance okay wow i mean but this

01:46:15.580 came out and i remember uh a guy sent it to me i'm not going to say who it was but like kind of

01:46:20.240 like a certain type of person yeah sent it to me yeah from um birmingham or whatever and he's like

01:46:27.840 man this is scary you know and i'm like that ain't real that's not real man you know i'm saying but

01:46:32.880 it's stuff like this that we think like you know and then you probably have like like spouses like

01:46:38.300 a woman she's like oh you know six more you know six more birthday cakes and because it said like

01:46:42.480 six years it'll be happening right yeah six more birthday cakes and my you know i'm gonna have

01:46:46.600 denzel washington in my kitchen or whatever or i'm gonna have you know debate you know my husband's

01:46:51.860 gonna look like da baby or whatever you're gonna have like a 75 year old guy with like a body that 0.99

01:46:57.760 like looks like a fucking like a california raisin and da baby's head like it's just gonna so but 0.96

01:47:04.500 that's that's ai stuff you know that's the things that people believe it's not real i've been what 0.98

01:47:09.000 you know what ai's been showing me a lot of fake honey badger content videos like nature videos

01:47:17.080 looks real like honey badgers like fighting elephants and horses a lot of ai videos of like 0.99

01:47:24.540 um god what are those creatures that defend themselves with shit this is sure is it are you 0.97

01:47:30.080 talking about those david attenborough fight night videos well yeah but people are now generating 0.99

01:47:33.720 very good ai video of like honey badgers fighting shit and i was watching them for a while before

01:47:39.020 i realized that's not real like because i love honey badgers it's a it's a different subject 1.00

01:47:43.780 altogether but um a lot of these are fake as fuck or the hippos spinning their tails and shitting 0.99

01:47:50.180 off you know they yeah doing that the blast and tigers away and stuff that's a lot of those are 0.99

01:47:55.540 fake are they really i mean it's insidious it's at that level too it's not just head transplant 0.97

01:47:59.940 Like elephant shits on birthday party or whatever. 0.97

01:48:02.440 Go on Instagram and look up like hippo defending itself.

01:48:05.720 And I'm pretty sure a lot of these are AI.

01:48:07.680 I don't want it to be AI.

01:48:08.580 I want it to be real.

01:48:09.440 But if you look up any hippo, 0.99

01:48:11.420 it's a whole genre now of hippos shitting on various predators. 0.99

01:48:14.580 Yeah. 0.51

01:48:14.740 If you guys can bring some of those up,

01:48:15.660 we'll get right back to them.

01:48:17.460 Dude.

01:48:17.960 Oh yeah.

01:48:18.200 I saw this thing the other day.

01:48:19.480 Hot air balloons are being used for sex trafficking.

01:48:22.480 And that was an AI thing.

01:48:24.400 That's so.

01:48:25.160 And that was an AI thing, dude. 1.00

01:48:26.540 It's so fucked up. 1.00

01:48:27.180 It's so. 1.00

01:48:27.500 so now it's like

01:48:28.620 when you take

01:48:29.320 one of the most beautiful

01:48:30.080 people are watching

01:48:30.880 a hot air balloon race

01:48:32.100 and there's some

01:48:33.060 grandmother being like

01:48:34.040 you know

01:48:34.380 there's a nine euro

01:48:35.280 you know

01:48:35.640 there's a kid

01:48:36.520 bound and gagged

01:48:37.940 in the basket

01:48:38.620 of that balloon

01:48:39.500 getting shipped off 0.99

01:48:40.680 to some fucked up island 1.00

01:48:42.080 that's so 0.99

01:48:43.500 everything beautiful

01:48:44.980 you know

01:48:46.040 brothels on the moon 0.96

01:48:47.200 kids being transported

01:48:49.200 in hot air balloons

01:48:50.220 they're ruining everything

01:48:51.680 but then they'll start

01:48:52.980 but then also

01:48:53.740 what'll happen then is

01:48:54.660 this piece starts to happen

01:48:56.800 they take a fake story like that right like the kids being sex traffic you know like in hot air

01:49:02.800 balloons which is crazy yeah like like how many people can even fit in a hot air balloon probably

01:49:07.580 six to eight a lot of kids that's true probably four to ten i don't know i think i could get 20

01:49:13.180 in there i don't want to know we could talk after the show yeah we're joking but dude we are joking

01:49:21.120 yeah jesus christ we're joking but then here's what happens is they put the story out right yeah

01:49:25.740 then they become, then there becomes this lobbying towards the government. Like now somebody's

01:49:31.000 lobbying for, we need to train officers. We need specifically trained officers who know how to fly

01:49:35.900 hot air balloons so that they can be lookouts for this thing. And it becomes one of those Somali 1.00

01:49:41.000 welfare things where it's just a money laundering thing, but it's all based off of, well, let's put 0.95

01:49:45.000 the story out first, create the fear, create the worry. Then let's find this other big financial

01:49:50.260 solution that we, and do all the training and all the bullshit. So we have something to invoice 0.93

01:49:55.460 the american government or any government for and then the people our tax money just goes to

01:50:00.020 another thing now we have 700 you know trained like hot air balloon surveillance technology

01:50:06.920 i'm sorry i don't think you realize what you just did but you have come up with like an incredible

01:50:13.400 series on like nbc hot air balloon like cop chasing sex predators through the skies

01:50:23.000 dude that's an incredible show thank you like that would be really like really fun to watch

01:50:30.480 dude imagine you're ducking down in your basket yeah you get a new partner you do that heat thing

01:50:36.580 you turn it up dude i i would watch that all day long that's an incredible idea but yeah you're 0.96

01:50:43.820 right it creates a chain reaction and essentially it's just shit tons of money gets wasted on 0.57

01:50:49.660 something fabricated right by like a couple of like teenagers in morocco yeah and you don't or

01:50:55.600 wherever i don't know why i said you know but then they honor him at a football game it's like

01:50:59.520 and there's harold arthur the third he did 17 years in the hot air balloon surveillance squad

01:51:06.800 let's give him a round of applause salute him yeah yeah man it's you're right and dude but they used

01:51:12.880 to have i remember they had this girl in our school and her dad and his friend i guess they

01:51:16.480 were kind of gay men or whatever and they would uh they were hot air balloon guys but they would

01:51:22.220 go up and kind of kiss whatever like they would like whatever meet up in this like not meet up

01:51:27.660 i guess meet up in the sky or whatever you know how or just like lock their you know tie their

01:51:31.860 balloons off to each other how does that wouldn't the like it's like wouldn't the balloons themselves

01:51:37.620 bump into each other i think there's ways you can do that because that is like if you're gonna like

01:51:42.580 create sort of a spectrum of gay what's to hide they were scared to get seen around town

01:51:48.740 so you level up like making out with another dude in a separate hot air balloon is that's 0.59

01:51:56.300 that's gay it's brave gays though it's brave pound brave gays how is that on a show that's 0.98

01:52:03.440 the name of the show that's it they're gay hot air balloon cops this is the next brokeback mountain 0.98

01:52:11.660 this dude uh do we have a beat of it here did he say anything i think that that's a big part

01:52:18.020 of it i try to like it's important to me that that the kids get that too and the kids are very

01:52:23.020 active um do your kids have a lot of um like screen time like how much screen time do you

01:52:29.980 allow your kids yeah um it's different for the different ones we don't just like let them do

01:52:35.780 whatever but i actually like want them to be fluent with this stuff and that kind of like we

01:52:41.560 talked about earlier um you know i want them to learn how to code how to use technology um i think

01:52:48.820 it's important but he's not saying he wants them to use it he's saying he wants them to know how to

01:52:52.380 code and use technology i want them to be able to create the mind traps that i've created i want

01:52:57.960 them to be able to build manipulative seductive technology so that they can lure other children

01:53:03.180 into my trap that will inevitably control the entire planet but i would never show them 0.97

01:53:08.980 the the fucking hypno rectangle i mean dude it's giving that dude a lot is there any more 0.97

01:53:15.080 tutor that's it it's a long answer to a simple question right he could just be like yeah i put 0.98

01:53:20.640 him on it all the time there's a lot of socialization they have their own accounts

01:53:23.360 like happens online at this point like people need to get used to the norms and stuff around

01:53:27.940 that so i mean they're not on they're still too young to be using like social media but

01:53:32.340 but they have messenger kids.

01:53:34.400 You know, we make it so that they can video chat

01:53:38.640 and chat with their friends.

01:53:40.520 And, you know, we'll obviously monitor

01:53:42.180 to make sure that they're just connecting

01:53:45.180 with the people who we think that they should.

01:53:47.040 But like, I think it's actually good.

01:53:48.840 I think people need to kind of grow up.

01:53:52.300 I don't need to is strong,

01:53:53.600 but I think it's good if you have an engaged parent

01:53:58.940 And as a child, you kind of grow up learning how to use a bunch of this stuff.

01:54:06.200 So I think that's all good.

01:54:07.880 I want the kids, to the extent that they're interested in it,

01:54:11.040 to learn how to code, learn how to create stuff,

01:54:13.940 whether it's in like Horizon or VR tools or they play Roblox and Minecraft.

01:54:20.020 Roblox? 0.99

01:54:21.060 Did he just say fucking play Roblox? 0.99

01:54:23.860 Look up Roblox. 1.00

01:54:26.160 Like look up Roblox pedophilia.

01:54:28.940 oh is that where they're doing it now dude dude this is like the new rest areas remember rest

01:54:34.040 areas look at robot yes roblox is currently the subject of heavy scrutiny including investigations

01:54:39.680 lawsuits from u.s state attorneys local governments and reports highlighting that predators exploit 0.99

01:54:44.840 its massive demographic of young users for grooming and sexual exploitation yeah don't put your fucking 0.99

01:54:50.960 kids on roblox or like man i'm telling you like people need to understand that dude do you remember 1.00

01:54:58.920 like did you ever like dig around for your dad's porn i remember digging in a hole somebody said

01:55:04.180 there was porn somewhere like not far from us and we dug dude we dug as kids we probably dug 0.97

01:55:09.800 fucking 11 feet into the dirt we didn't find a pirate buried his porn out there that's what 0.95

01:55:14.420 blackbeard dude you just remember the we did find like a cpap machine though but go on dude 0.98

01:55:22.000 my point is we all know that kids when they know like just based on like the experience of anybody

01:55:29.360 who grew up in the 80s at least or the 90s yeah you would find your dad's porn yeah he could put 0.99

01:55:34.940 that shit like in a sewer he could put that stuff right he could like he could keep it under his 0.98

01:55:39.380 hat you would get it yeah so the like the idea that zuckerberg's throwing out there which is 1.00

01:55:45.360 like you can like monitor your kids number one dude are you fucking kidding a lot of people

01:55:51.020 don't have time to do that they and they don't understand this tech it could be really dangerous 0.94

01:55:55.600 for children oh yeah they don't have time to monitor number two the fact that he's recommending

01:55:59.720 roblox which is you just pulled up is currently being investigated right now because is dude

01:56:07.580 it's crazy he just told everyone watching your show he's like put your kids on roblox 0.92

01:56:12.320 like you know how fucked up that is i don't think i don't think he intended to do that well it was 0.96

01:56:17.540 a past episode it's probably one years ago right but still i think if i don't know do they know 0.98

01:56:22.920 that pedophiles is going on on there like they have to know what's going on dude and for years

01:56:28.660 there wasn't even a blockage i don't think between adults and kids messaging each other which would 0.97

01:56:33.820 be the first fucking thing so part of me starts to question do some of these tech lords do they 0.56

01:56:40.360 want pedophilia to be a thing that exists in our universe i mean um let me answer that question 0.99

01:56:45.240 i this is the deal if you're making we need to ask a kid if you're making a a tag a plat like

01:56:52.560 how much is money worth in other words let's just say you theo von invented an app and you found

01:57:01.160 out that somehow children were being abused through your app you know what you do shut it 0.97

01:57:08.940 down shut it the fuck down and apologize on that day and and and reparations give them that's your 0.97

01:57:16.140 reparation that's what you do you don't keep something going that allows children to be abused 0.99

01:57:23.900 the question is how much how how much is your mansion worth to you well here's the thing here's

01:57:31.380 the thing duncan i agree with you but here people keep saying it's about money if you want it's not

01:57:35.980 about money anymore it couldn't be about money if you have a lot of money it's not about money

01:57:41.660 anymore it becomes about the next currency so other currencies are power and then some of the

01:57:47.940 currencies it's like you get to be the king and then the king turns into a i think after king

01:57:55.080 is a devil yeah i think it's right on the other side of being a king is it being a devil

01:58:01.900 because there's there there's you know i'm saying like it's like everything's just a circle so if

01:58:06.240 you're at the if you're a king yeah then right after it is devil yeah i mean you just have to

01:58:10.480 deal with the fact that the technology you create is being used to distribute child pornography and

01:58:14.860 in his hurting children and then whether you the rest of your life should be spent stopping that

01:58:20.920 from happening not getting taken to court to make that happen you should just stop it because it

01:58:26.260 makes me question these guys a lot dude well you know human sacrifice especially the sacrifice of

01:58:31.560 children is an age-old practice and just because like the energy is being extracted from children

01:58:38.020 using a brand new technology doesn't change the fact that the the this technology is harming

01:58:45.140 children so we're not saying that facebook is doing that but we're he just saying that roblox

01:58:50.120 has accusations about that and that it's obvious that uh i mean you can look i mean i again i don't

01:58:56.080 There have been probably instances of adults commandeering children sexually on Facebook.

01:59:01.900 Obviously, I can't say with the authority of some of the people doing the investigations

01:59:06.240 whether or what's happening, but I will say that if you don't think that social media 1.00

01:59:13.840 and online games is being used by predators to fuck with your kids, you are a dipshit. 1.00

01:59:21.220 You're out of your mind. 1.00

01:59:22.720 What are you fucking doing? 1.00

01:59:23.880 and also might i just add and i know we're supposed to light things up when you're posting 1.00

01:59:28.620 pictures of your fucking kids yeah in bathing suits in bathing suits or no shirt and you look 0.99

01:59:34.820 and you can look at who's favoriting those pictures if 60 of those are like dudes in their 1.00

01:59:40.820 40s yeah what are you doing what are you doing well that's when you start to realize that we

01:59:47.560 like there's this vortex that you start to get manipulated by and that we're being manipulated

01:59:54.700 it's like watching a belly dancer dance and next thing you know you've given all your money and

01:59:58.920 after you've given all your money you'll give her your kids or give her your organs you'll give her

02:00:03.420 your offspring you'll give her whatever it is and you don't even notice you're giving anymore you're

02:00:07.100 not even getting anything out of it anymore you were just tricked into giving everything all away 0.99

02:00:11.220 that's right dude you said it praise the lord throw your fucking phones in a oh yeah this is 1.00

02:00:17.200 great let's watch this this will lighten things up it's hippos shitting on animals oh yeah i mean 1.00

02:00:22.640 we all did we all like if we didn't oh it's not i don't think that's now this and look dude and 0.88

02:00:28.700 they'll probably they'll accuse the animal of doing blackface or whatever it's ai though right

02:00:32.840 that's not real i don't know but this is the kind of stuff that just breaks my heart because he 0.99

02:00:36.600 poses like he sits like he wanted to get shit on like it's not real right it breaks your heart it 0.98

02:00:42.140 looks real he's pissed bro and that cheetah is pregnant bro he's probably like i know where to 0.99

02:00:46.740 get some lunch and he's full of that old it's gotta be fake and this is a whole genre of hippos 0.98

02:00:51.720 shitting on on jaguars and tigers don't come on my back and tell me it's raining brother why did 1.00

02:00:57.480 he sit there like why it's like because it's the old hey let's go get some lunch i'm gonna shit on 1.00

02:01:01.760 your trick okay that's the only thing bro that old class um what else do we have what other ai 0.93

02:01:08.360 things are out there there's some other ai things that were fake or were there other ai things in

02:01:12.060 the news or what else could we talk about is there something else on your mind you want to

02:01:16.520 talking about on my mind yeah right now um yeah man do you feel hope as a parent that's a question

02:01:23.080 is okay if i ask you that do you feel hope as a parent knowing seeing a lot of these open vortexes

02:01:28.220 of the devil that are operating around us and how we are being like summoned to dance for them like

02:01:33.300 the brooms and fantasia like but do you and and none of this is accusatory like i have the same

02:01:39.000 stuff i'm like you know i try to battle it and it's probably easier because i have less

02:01:42.780 responsibilities and you do as a parent but it's like um we're all fighting this thing you know

02:01:48.320 yeah i i i will never stop loving existence and i have i know that people are good in buddhism

02:02:00.400 it's called fundamental goodness that underneath the the fear is goodness and when you're around

02:02:06.460 a baby when you're around your kids you get to see that you get to see a brand new human before the

02:02:14.020 the windshield gets like covered in splattered fear bugs that begin to define their personality

02:02:21.880 and as a parent you can't keep those bugs from splattering on the windshield that's gonna that's

02:02:27.100 going to happen. But you also can at least help them understand that love is eternal, that love

02:02:39.180 is eternal, that we're embraced by the universe, that benevolence, kindness, all the things that

02:02:45.740 are taught in Christianity and many of the world religions, these ways of being are not affected

02:02:52.740 by technology, by AI, by all of the things that inevitably are coming down the line.

02:02:59.380 This way, the actual term for Hinduism I've heard is called Sanatandharm.

02:03:04.120 It means the eternal way or the eternal path. 0.97

02:03:06.820 This path, it doesn't fucking matter if there's cyborgs walking down the path. 0.98

02:03:12.400 It doesn't matter. 0.99

02:03:13.780 It doesn't matter.

02:03:14.780 And I think that's the most important thing to remember, is that this, what we were today

02:03:19.940 we're calling the Satan. Satan depends on us building up that energy, making it big, scary.

02:03:30.860 This is described as like, it's the monster under the bed. It's darkness. Darkness is all you have

02:03:36.720 to do. It's flip on the light. Gone. Instantly gone. And so the more I think we focus on that

02:03:44.540 darkness and all of its complexity and all of its seeming sophistication and all of its tricks

02:03:50.420 and deviousness and deception the more powerful it becomes the moment you just turn into the

02:03:57.020 present moment right and and your own heart and the people you love it's like a light turns on

02:04:02.800 well i think we need astronauts too sometimes to go into the darkness man and we need astronauts

02:04:06.740 to go in there and find the switches too you know i think sometimes we need that i think sometimes

02:04:10.740 is like we it does feel sometimes like we are too like there's like in you know a lot of times

02:04:16.280 in christianity they talk about acceptance a lot and acceptance and acceptance and you know in a

02:04:20.480 lot of religions they talk about acceptance surrender yes and it's like you can do that

02:04:24.960 in some ways but also part of you is like but when do you like really stand you know i'm saying

02:04:33.240 when do we stand up because we're creatures with legs yeah you know when do we stand up and um

02:04:41.320 and not just accept everything and maybe that's the phase that we're in now and then part of me

02:04:47.420 like i was talking my friend curtis the other day and like we talk about religion a lot and things

02:04:51.720 like that and it's and um and he was saying that it doesn't really matter if you win here in the

02:04:57.620 world right if the world wins if we win as a society here it matters in the in the afterlife

02:05:03.980 in the next realm in like you know what i'm saying like um this is just a practice ground for your

02:05:09.680 spirit like to see how you operate a spirit it's almost like like uh when you did like school

02:05:14.600 driving or whatever you know and there was some guy who was like obviously a pedophile usually

02:05:18.480 who would get to teach how to drive because they wouldn't let him coach him while they took away 0.96

02:05:20.900 his whistle and so he's fucking sitting there just squeezing your thigh but dude he's in there 0.96

02:05:27.400 squeezing your thigh he's like if i squeeze your left that means turn left if i squeeze your right 0.99

02:05:31.320 and i'm like why fuck dude why are you touching me dude so i was just going like in circles dude 1.00

02:05:38.260 this motherfucker was just massaging me or whatever you just fucked me up man but it's just like yeah 1.00

02:05:42.800 but it's like is or do you think it mad because sometimes i care too much i feel like if we win 1.00

02:05:48.420 here as a people as opposed to like if i if my like as a as opposed to like best curing the

02:05:56.940 meat of my soul for the next uh like refrigerator or meal or charcuterie board of existence does

02:06:05.240 that make sense board of existence it's very poetic i know what you mean i i just think you

02:06:10.820 know the the the move is you look at this thing and now you're worrying about literally all of

02:06:19.940 humanity right how do i fix all of humanity it's that's a very anxious right it's an anxious place

02:06:26.100 it's not fair to you it's not fair to us you can't it's not your job and and i i think that

02:06:32.860 doesn't mean you should be some kind of impotent uh pseudo spiritual person who isn't actively

02:06:40.060 trying to make the world better but since you're the first part of the world you encounter how much

02:06:45.960 time are you spending seeing if you can reduce your own fear and anxiety and increase your ability

02:06:54.580 to have compassion and love for the people that you encounter throughout the day.

02:07:00.200 And if enough of us do that, and that is not easy, by the way.

02:07:06.180 Right, but it's incremental.

02:07:07.540 You don't have to do it all in one day, but you can just do small things.

02:07:09.900 And you never know.

02:07:10.920 I mean, I think if we're going to use the Bible as a reference for the conversation,

02:07:15.900 doesn't the story go when Jesus sent out the disciples?

02:07:19.680 He said, don't worry about what you're going to say.

02:07:23.260 i will speak through you and if your message is not accepted leave and knock the dust from your

02:07:29.940 feet which is really just saying stay in the present moment trust trust don't let this darkness

02:07:36.180 trick you into getting all freaked out and angry because when you're angry you'll say angry words 0.99

02:07:41.680 but you know the this is a terrible way to ruin whatever the fuck i'm saying 0.99

02:07:45.720 have you ever gotten in an argument on mdma have you ever said a single shitty thing to someone 0.98

02:07:53.020 when you're on ecstasy now this is i think a way there's might be a way i'm not saying be on

02:07:59.920 ecstasy all the time but imagine if somehow you could cultivate that part of yourself that shows

02:08:06.020 up on a nice right dma tab if you could cultivate that in buddhism that's called bodhicitta and it's

02:08:13.240 the awakened heart if you could cultivate that then whatever came out of your mouth whatever you

02:08:19.320 did theoretically would be much better than what you do when you're angry freaked out scared and

02:08:26.880 pissed off so maybe the first step is to take more ecstasy which brings me to a plug for my new

02:08:34.300 business trussell mdma go to trussell i'm just kidding i'm just kidding trussell mdma church 0.65

02:08:41.560 wafers too that would be the best dude no i just feel like you know the the idea is like as much

02:08:46.340 as you can cultivate compassion in your own heart and see what happens.

02:08:51.240 The best thing I noticed too, I just go on a walk with a friend.

02:08:54.120 When Saul was walking, dude, when Saul was walking, was he walking alone out there?

02:08:58.720 That's a great question.

02:08:59.740 I don't know.

02:09:00.660 Can you look that up when Saul was on the road to, where is it, Damascus?

02:09:03.600 Damascus.

02:09:07.280 I'm guessing alone.

02:09:09.200 No, Saul was- 0.99

02:09:09.840 No, what a girl.

02:09:10.960 This is awesome.

02:09:11.860 No, Saul was not alone when he was traveling to Damascus, according to the biblical account

02:09:14.920 in Acts 9.

02:09:15.720 he was accompanied by a group of traveling companions

02:09:18.960 who were rendered speechless by the heavenly light and sound

02:09:21.040 we all saw

02:09:21.720 wow

02:09:25.020 so yeah I think I don't know

02:09:26.420 there's nothing I enjoy more these days

02:09:28.840 bro than honestly going on a walk

02:09:30.800 with a friend or something like that

02:09:32.460 Theo you seem great

02:09:33.620 I do

02:09:34.260 thanks man

02:09:35.820 your energy is really like

02:09:37.740 what's the word

02:09:39.980 your aura

02:09:42.680 my kid the other day

02:09:44.860 it's so funny when they start saying like kid insults and it's a brutal insult he was talking 0.86

02:09:49.260 about something he's like their aura is chopped damn have you heard that yeah someone said that

02:09:53.220 chopped aura your aura is not chopped right now someone called me chopped onk one time someone

02:09:57.700 drove by and called me it one month ago what for no reason where huh where because i had two bags 0.94

02:10:03.260 of fucking shopping clothes are you kidding me yeah i know i bought a lot but still i yeah yeah 0.95

02:10:09.020 dude it was just because i think crazy i think because i was like tying my shoe but i bent over 0.99

02:10:12.920 like at the hip like at the hip instead of like kind of squatted down that's fucked up 0.92

02:10:18.100 that's crazy i know that's crazy that's crazy because i like bent like like fully just because 0.94

02:10:25.000 like yeah i get it but it's like god just say it roll the window up and just say it to yourself

02:10:28.860 or that's a rare experience for right like yeah how often does that happen to you uh i don't know

02:10:36.600 dude but i put i put i put stuff out in the world that didn't need to be out there dude

02:10:40.240 dude when we were kids we would write this is horrible to say in this crazy crazy way to end

02:10:44.240 this conversation thank you for the compliments dude i am in a space where i'm trying to ask

02:10:47.960 myself a few more questions instead of just take how i feel i'm like what's this feeling trying to

02:10:51.840 show me yeah you know like okay if i'm angry what why like okay what do what do i get by being angry

02:10:58.500 right now i'm just trying to question a little bit more about what's going on but without yeah

02:11:02.320 dude when we used to do this was kind of messed up we would like write that and we might take this

02:11:05.460 out we used to write the n-word on a piece of paper right so to get it out of our system and

02:11:10.100 we would put it into a bottle like a message in a bottle and then we throw them in this river

02:11:14.280 not far from our house throw them off this bridge off into this into this river and then the craziest

02:11:20.400 part was though dude like a couple months later we're over at the park which is like a mile from 0.97

02:11:25.220 where we're throwing them off dude we see a dad and his kid find pick up a fucking pick up one of 0.68

02:11:31.820 these bottles and he the kid opens it up it's so sad and the dad's like what does it say and we're 0.97

02:11:38.440 just like oh bro we gotta find a better way to dispose of there's a racist dude shipwrecked

02:11:44.940 around here so dude we live and learn man yeah that's what we do um you can live and learn uh

02:11:55.380 in one of the best possible ways dude this honestly the most fun conversation i probably

02:11:58.740 had in a year and a half oh that means the world to me theo that's the truth i love talking with

02:12:03.940 you man it's such a joy thanks for having me on the show it's the truth you bet dude i'm gonna

02:12:07.360 come on mystery boys i want to go down a rabbit hole so we gotta we gotta procure a nice one

02:12:10.880 oh yeah and uh you can check out mystery boys um with the good we know he works for good kurt

02:12:18.800 metzger i would argue saintly saintly saint metzger dude saint metzger i'll go for it yeah

02:12:25.320 Duncan Trussell

02:12:26.760 thanks so much bro

02:12:27.640 thanks for having me on

02:12:28.480 I really appreciate it Theo

02:12:29.520 yeah man

02:12:30.000 thanks for watching you guys

02:12:30.920 now I'm just

02:12:32.660 falling on the breeze

02:12:34.260 and I feel

02:12:35.080 I'm falling

02:12:35.880 like these leaves

02:12:37.220 I must be

02:12:38.260 cornerstone

02:12:40.560 oh

02:12:43.140 but when I reach

02:12:44.340 that ground

02:12:45.120 I'll share this

02:12:46.140 peace of mind

02:12:47.260 I found

02:12:47.940 I can feel it

02:12:49.320 in my bones

02:12:51.420 but it's gonna

02:12:53.400 take

02:12:53.960 Thank you.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 08, 2026

#667 - Duncan Trussell

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