This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #673 - Jshock

00:00:00.000 I want to share that there is a textile update we got a restock over on the merch site we loaded

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00:00:19.660 gone there to support ever I just want to say thank you very much today's guest is a streamer

00:00:27.200 He's a content creator and a music producer out of Long Island, New York.

00:00:32.460 He just participated in Kai Sinat's Streamer University.

00:00:37.540 I had a great time getting to know him.

00:00:40.640 It's Shocker Clock.

00:00:43.080 Today's guest is J-Shock.

00:00:45.720 Shine on me

00:00:49.380 And I will find a song

00:00:53.620 I've been singing

00:00:54.820 I'm on the stage

00:00:55.720 shock looking sharp boy shock o'clock shock o'clock bro bro dude

00:01:07.780 yeah yes bro thank you thank you dude yeah thank you for having me you bet man show me how to do

00:01:16.540 the uh the look away handshake no look handshake yeah that was created completely by accident

00:01:21.660 but you come in

00:01:23.280 and you go for the look

00:01:25.000 and just look at the watch if you have one

00:01:27.340 or you can look at your phone

00:01:28.480 and just do it

00:01:30.600 so here if I got my phone I'm doing it like

00:01:32.540 yeah like nice what's your name

00:01:34.060 and then don't look at me

00:01:36.640 okay sorry

00:01:37.500 dude it's in the directions and I messed it up

00:01:40.540 okay alright

00:01:41.140 hold the phone with that hand

00:01:43.080 with this hand

00:01:44.000 yeah what's your name

00:01:46.020 awesome good to meet you man

00:01:49.300 that's great

00:01:50.120 Yes.

00:01:50.920 Yeah.

00:01:51.520 That's how you do it.

00:01:52.340 You want to know how that happened?

00:01:53.380 Yeah.

00:01:53.940 So I went into a deli with my friend to get a chopped cheese.

00:01:57.740 Which is typical for an Italian, right?

00:01:59.480 Exactly.

00:02:00.000 That's a national pastime.

00:02:01.600 Yes.

00:02:02.200 And on the island where I'm from, they don't really have chopped cheeses,

00:02:05.640 but this deli had one.

00:02:06.820 It was in Carl Place or something.

00:02:09.380 And we go in, and there's this old guy named Frank, 75, 80 years old.

00:02:14.540 And we get in there, and he's, like, going crazy.

00:02:17.180 Like, do you know who this is?

00:02:18.060 Do you know who's in your deli right now?

00:02:19.220 random customer he's like i'm your biggest fan it was the oldest fan i ever met frank and he orders

00:02:25.540 us food me and my cameraman food we get out like we got to do a video now drew so we get him and

00:02:31.340 in the video you see me walking up to the guy antonio and i'm he hands me his phone he's like

00:02:36.540 what's your your handle and uh i type it in his phone and i'm like what's your name and i said

00:02:42.300 he said antonio i'm like okay nice to meet you but i ain't even click there it is look it's right

00:02:48.300 So this got clipped

00:02:52.300 And months after

00:02:54.880 Who blindly goes

00:02:55.980 Who just gives their hand to a man

00:02:57.740 They don't even know

00:02:58.620 Near a bunch of boar's head meets

00:03:00.860 I mean that's correct

00:03:03.400 Who just randomly

00:03:05.040 God only gives you two hands

00:03:07.560 And you're just like

00:03:09.460 What if that guy

00:03:11.460 Dude that guy could have put it right in his mouth

00:03:14.740 He could have smacked my head

00:03:15.420 I have no hair on my head

00:03:16.400 He could have smacked it off.

00:03:17.540 He could have put it right in his mouth, J-Shock.

00:03:19.720 It's like, don't feed the bears.

00:03:21.040 We don't know what this guy's been up to.

00:03:22.520 So now, a couple weeks later, is this TikTok?

00:03:26.980 Okay, so if you click the comments, it should come up blue, like no look handshake.

00:03:33.840 So if something is trending, it'll be like a blue comment.

00:03:36.380 And it kept popping up on all my videos, and I didn't know what it was.

00:03:39.900 So one day, I went to Florida, and my uncle's like,

00:03:42.340 next time, look a guy in the face when you give him a handshake.

00:03:45.000 And I was like, what do you mean?

00:03:45.820 He's like, it's all over the internet

00:03:48.180 You need to shake the guy's hand

00:03:49.500 Your uncle told you that

00:03:50.540 Finally clicked

00:03:51.260 Look at this

00:03:52.180 This is what's going on

00:03:53.460 Why are you no-looking them all?

00:03:54.900 I did it to Kai

00:03:55.880 You know Kai Sinai?

00:03:57.060 Yeah, for sure

00:03:57.840 When I got the stream of you

00:03:58.680 There it is

00:03:59.160 That one right there

00:03:59.940 Look at this

00:04:00.780 I hit him with it real quick

00:04:03.520 What time is this?

00:04:05.780 Whoa!

00:04:07.140 Bro, you had it loaded too there

00:04:08.920 I had it loaded

00:04:09.480 It's almost like you got that thang on you

00:04:12.160 You got that thang on you

00:04:14.000 You got that Draco right there

00:04:15.440 bro that's beautiful dude do you have like a a signature move like that i don't really sometimes

00:04:21.480 it's like waving goodbye to people crying in a driveway is something i've done a decent amount

00:04:26.780 over the years i don't know if that's a signature move really um you know what i'm gonna think about

00:04:31.880 that do i have a signature move you think trevin like if you were doing a wrestling move i would

00:04:37.500 hit that just hit the shot go clock on him oh hit the shot go clock and there's a body slip yeah

00:04:43.140 dude yeah what would you be a good one your signature move is it's more of a catchphrase

00:04:48.120 i think what else oh yeah which one i say what else a lot because it's like sometimes if i'm

00:04:54.560 talking to somebody i don't like there to be like a lot of like downtime in the conversation

00:04:58.320 so i'll be like if things get real quiet what else yeah in a minute yeah i've had a lot of

00:05:05.840 different viral moments like that oh yeah i've seen that was one of the biggest ones unintentionally

00:05:10.940 but, like, I think the first major video I did was me going to Chili's.

00:05:16.480 And I said, first time trying Chili, let's see what all the hype's about.

00:05:20.000 And that video got, like, 2 million views.

00:05:22.480 Is there hype about that?

00:05:23.600 I guess there is.

00:05:24.640 There's got to be some hype around Chili's, no?

00:05:26.720 Yeah, that's true, that's true, that's true.

00:05:28.040 Triple dipper?

00:05:28.980 Oh, I don't even know how, yeah.

00:05:30.600 What were we, I can't believe we were double dipping.

00:05:32.920 How did you find this?

00:05:34.700 How was he so quick with it?

00:05:36.220 Oh, there you are.

00:05:37.020 So this is when, look at my hair, how different I look.

00:05:39.520 Bro, you look freaking, you look.

00:05:41.520 I look like a.

00:05:42.420 Oh, you look like business casual Caillou.

00:05:45.080 I look like a different human being.

00:05:47.920 Yeah, dude, you definitely.

00:05:49.540 And I used to drink.

00:05:50.480 I don't drink anymore.

00:05:51.920 That's what I heard.

00:05:52.480 You look like this lady that used to teach P.E. to us as well.

00:05:55.460 This is my friend Andrew.

00:05:57.460 He took a ginormous sip of Coors.

00:06:00.240 You're going to see here.

00:06:01.220 Of what Coors Light?

00:06:02.740 A little silver bullet.

00:06:04.440 Look at this.

00:06:05.740 Humongous sip.

00:06:07.100 It'll kill a werewolf.

00:06:08.160 It won't kill a J-Shock.

00:06:09.260 completely different style back then

00:06:13.640 dude welcome bro

00:06:14.640 thanks for coming in man

00:06:15.560 thanks for hanging out bro

00:06:16.820 yeah you bet man

00:06:17.680 when is uh

00:06:18.820 bro when is

00:06:20.200 when is shock o'clock

00:06:22.560 unofficially

00:06:26.360 it's at 9.09

00:06:27.780 9.09 is my time

00:06:29.780 it is why is that

00:06:30.720 shock o'clock time

00:06:31.320 I just love the number 9

00:06:33.080 I was born April 9th 1999

00:06:35.720 the number 99 has a lot of significance to me

00:06:38.760 I rate out of nine.

00:06:40.420 You know when I rate my food, I rate only out of nine.

00:06:43.300 I'm the only one that does that.

00:06:44.660 One to nine?

00:06:45.500 One to nine because mathematically it makes no sense,

00:06:51.660 but philosophically it does.

00:06:54.260 So out of nine, I think you should always be at 99%

00:06:57.920 and always strive to become perfect because we'll never be perfect.

00:07:01.280 Nothing's ever perfect.

00:07:02.580 So when I rate out of nine, it's basically like the 10 is perfect,

00:07:07.580 because we're taught in school 10 it's perfect

00:07:09.660 you don't get 100 in school

00:07:11.720 you get an A plus you get 100%

00:07:13.960 I like to be at 99%

00:07:15.700 and always try to be better

00:07:16.980 so it makes sense like that but mathematically

00:07:19.760 if you write a 9 it would technically

00:07:21.640 be 100%

00:07:22.380 that's shockonomics

00:07:23.620 I like that

00:07:26.360 that's what we're figuring out here dude

00:07:28.080 but dude do they have shock o'clock

00:07:30.400 do they even have it during daylight savings time

00:07:33.260 and stuff

00:07:33.560 yes we'll shut the clocks back

00:07:36.380 send them forward it's always shock o'clock it doesn't matter always on the wrist so now when i

00:07:41.100 have no watches on it's shock o'clock on the wrist okay when i have a watch on it's shock o'clock on

00:07:46.720 the dot so if you go back to my older videos you could see if i'm wearing a watch i'm like

00:07:50.560 shock o'clock on the dot today we're having whatever and is there a day of the year when

00:07:56.420 there's no shocking like is there like a one day of like is there a day of the year where it's like

00:08:00.860 no clocking yeah we're not yeah the clock is not shockable every it's not even plugged in

00:08:06.380 you know what I'm saying like is there a day when it's off it's always on really Mr. Vaughn it's

00:08:11.440 always on even Christmas every day I recorded I last Christmas or yeah last Christmas I was

00:08:19.380 panicking because I didn't have a video because I was on a I when I quit my job and even before

00:08:25.140 I was recording every day

00:08:27.620 and posting every day

00:08:28.880 and editing every day

00:08:29.560 same day

00:08:30.200 same video

00:08:31.160 for 365 days

00:08:33.100 I posted every day

00:08:33.980 I got all the way up to

00:08:35.360 over a million followers

00:08:36.360 and it worked

00:08:36.980 but

00:08:37.820 the clock was always ticking

00:08:40.260 it never ends

00:08:41.120 I think

00:08:41.940 maybe if I go to like

00:08:44.180 church or something

00:08:45.020 it's off

00:08:45.900 okay

00:08:46.280 like there's no cameras

00:08:47.240 even though people try to

00:08:48.540 take pictures of me

00:08:49.980 I'm like

00:08:50.200 this is the Lord's house

00:08:51.380 you know

00:08:51.820 it can't be

00:08:52.380 Jesus ain't

00:08:53.660 ain't posted on the gram

00:08:54.800 today you know well we got to honor him there's a bigger jay yeah there's a big crazy yeah there's

00:09:01.220 a bigger jay on that day for sure i find it really hard to take breaks especially with food there's

00:09:06.780 all these new items coming out like new i don't know pickle bubble gum or some crap you know like

00:09:12.440 crazy flaming hot yeah barbecue napkins or something there's always some shit there's

00:09:17.700 always like a new thing they're like yeah man we got this new like chipotle spare tires or whatever

00:09:22.920 Flaming hot toilet paper, you know?

00:09:24.820 It's always some bull.

00:09:26.080 Yeah, it's like.

00:09:26.460 Something coming out.

00:09:27.340 You know, it's like we got new Chipotle hairspray or whatever.

00:09:30.120 Some type of shit.

00:09:30.940 It's like, what are we?

00:09:32.100 I saw they made McDonald's scented candles.

00:09:34.640 Nuh-uh.

00:09:35.380 Based on all the dipping sauces, they're candles.

00:09:38.300 Oh, that's beautiful.

00:09:39.680 So pop some sweet and sour, you know?

00:09:41.360 Oh, I would definitely put one of those on.

00:09:43.680 Look at this.

00:09:44.800 If I'm having a funeral, put a couple of those on, bro.

00:09:47.060 Do you have a favorite sauce, like condiment?

00:09:48.800 Uh, yeah, probably

00:09:50.960 I would say Zit Zaki

00:09:54.260 Or

00:09:54.880 I would probably say

00:09:57.260 Or Mustard, bro

00:10:00.760 You know what?

00:10:01.800 I had a dream two nights ago that Mustard was making a big comeback

00:10:04.740 What?

00:10:06.940 Did it even fall off?

00:10:09.300 Oh, I think Mustard fell off, brother

00:10:10.900 I think it did

00:10:11.760 I mean, I think a lot

00:10:13.260 When was the last time you even heard anybody talk about it?

00:10:15.560 Nobody

00:10:15.960 Nobody's like yo I'm gonna get some mustard out

00:10:18.800 And put it on something

00:10:20.400 And it's back J-Shock

00:10:21.660 But dude so here's what I want to

00:10:23.040 So let's go into this

00:10:24.620 Dude thanks so much for coming in bro

00:10:26.740 Thank you for having me

00:10:27.680 Yeah it's definitely an honor bro

00:10:29.300 It's been a blessing to see you

00:10:31.180 And you don't have to call me sir

00:10:32.640 You can just say yes

00:10:33.460 Okay sir

00:10:34.040 And it's just been like

00:10:38.400 You came on my radar

00:10:39.760 Like I would see a lot of clips and stuff

00:10:41.300 And then I was talking with Sketch

00:10:43.740 And he's like bro you gotta meet my friend

00:10:45.880 jay-shock he's like the greatest guy ever he thinks you're like you know he's like you're this

00:10:50.920 marinara savior you know this little you know he thinks you're this new sort of um

00:10:56.840 angel of of the world you know yeah did did you see any clips of us in streamer you

00:11:02.920 oh dude i saw the one what's the one where you guys one of your shirts on that one was crazy

00:11:07.740 oh that was funny when we spit out the door so he was trying to teach me manners for my homecoming

00:11:13.820 date at prom or at homecoming and um i was trying to get the door for him and i did like a look this

00:11:20.960 is so class oh dude then i did a spin like a transition look at this oh yeah right through

00:11:27.180 we had so many good moments together and it all was so natural and real and i told like

00:11:34.120 him and a lot of people like if i ever met big people like i don't know celebrities like post

00:11:40.060 Malone or, I don't know,

00:11:41.940 Jalen Hurts. I just want to be friends.

00:11:44.060 I want to be your friend. I don't care about

00:11:46.080 the cameras or publicity

00:11:47.940 or the following. I just want to build good friendships.

00:11:50.680 And Sketch to me is like

00:11:51.920 my brother, literally.

00:11:53.880 We connected in such a good way and he was

00:11:55.920 the realest person at that school.

00:11:58.240 He's a special guy, man.

00:12:00.480 He's one of the few guys that'll just call and check

00:12:02.160 on me every now and then, just kind of see what's going on.

00:12:04.160 He's got a big heart.

00:12:06.100 I just saw him a few weeks ago, bro. I love seeing him.

00:12:08.260 oh yeah people made this who made this uh my clipper danny he's like my stream manager one

00:12:14.100 of my best friends and he made that instantly because we it was sketch's idea to make that

00:12:18.540 pose and we actually turned it into a t-shirt oh it's beautiful funny as hell god it's beautiful

00:12:23.600 two young fellas out there just learning how their bodies work just just spreading their

00:12:29.420 manicotti out of the world hey if they're doing a sequel guys you know i got it you would do it

00:12:34.920 Oh, it'd be perfect, man.

00:12:35.940 You can make your own.

00:12:36.760 I mean, that's the thing now with streaming or with taking clips from streams.

00:12:40.920 It's just like a moment these days is almost like a whole movie.

00:12:45.220 That's what I'm saying, yeah.

00:12:46.200 It was 20 years ago.

00:12:48.400 So, J-Shock Jerome, that's your real name?

00:12:51.220 Jerome, yes, sir.

00:12:52.000 Do you use that at all or do you just go by J-Shock?

00:12:55.760 Maybe, like, my parents call me Jerry.

00:13:00.360 They do call you Jerry?

00:13:01.400 I hate that.

00:13:02.300 Really?

00:13:02.960 Yeah, that's what I went my whole life.

00:13:04.580 Jerry.

00:13:05.540 Jerry.

00:13:06.980 Jerry.

00:13:07.700 Can you get the water?

00:13:08.860 Yeah.

00:13:09.340 What water was it?

00:13:09.820 Bring your clothes down.

00:13:11.180 Was something on fire?

00:13:12.060 Jerry, too much cologne.

00:13:14.060 That's a big thing in Italian households.

00:13:16.060 No, you know what it is?

00:13:17.140 Jerry, is this dirty?

00:13:18.720 He'll be like, is this dirty?

00:13:20.440 All day.

00:13:22.000 Why, because your mother's just doing your laundry?

00:13:24.160 Yeah, like, well, I try to do it, but I don't get to.

00:13:27.300 Yeah.

00:13:27.600 It's going to be done a certain way, you know.

00:13:29.580 Afraid I'll blow up the laundry machine, I guess.

00:13:31.900 That's part of Italian culture.

00:13:34.900 A mother's got to be doing your laundry.

00:13:36.880 They got to.

00:13:37.540 But my dad doesn't.

00:13:39.100 Really?

00:13:39.560 He practically is out doing some dirty things at that laundry machine.

00:13:44.120 Is he one of those nouveau kind of dads?

00:13:47.520 He's like, I love him, but he loves to do stuff.

00:13:51.600 Got to be mowing the lawn when it's raining.

00:13:53.620 Does he have his shirt on or off when he's mowing?

00:13:55.480 It's on.

00:13:56.260 He's got his car tarp or timberlands on, you know?

00:14:00.560 Damn, really?

00:14:01.900 was he listening to 50 cent what's he listening to when he's out there springsteen what's he

00:14:06.100 listening to out there probably some some rock and roll something run dmc something like that

00:14:12.200 oh tough he's from hollis he was a fireman for 23 years really yeah take me well take me into

00:14:19.700 this man take me into the origin story of how like before you were even like a jay spark in

00:14:24.940 your father's eye right like take me back then like i want to go i want to get into all the way

00:14:29.440 back i want to go all the way back but i want to go into like the ingredients of the manicotti

00:14:34.100 right i want to go into like cue that cue that music yes yeah that that twilight zone dr strain

00:14:41.160 music yeah yeah because there's a lot of rumors like but i want to know like where your parents

00:14:45.420 where did they meet at right do you know that story they met at a club okay my mom you're gonna

00:14:50.560 have to take i want you to take me there right i want you to set the season okay i want you to set

00:14:54.520 it because there's a lot of rumors i got you right i can tell you everything so because there's rumors

00:14:58.360 There's rumors out there that, you know, it was two people got caught hugging outside of a Zbarro pizza or whatever, you know.

00:15:04.600 It's like there's a lot of rumors out there.

00:15:06.660 There's some crazy – can I swear or no?

00:15:09.920 Yeah, you can swear.

00:15:10.540 There's some crazy shit out there about, like, me and all this dumb stuff.

00:15:15.540 Oh, there's crazy.

00:15:16.340 It was two people, two Italians tickling each other outside of a Zbarro or whatever.

00:15:20.120 And that's how you got started, right?

00:15:21.980 So take me – I want to know how did you really – who lit that J spark to begin with?

00:15:25.560 The J wave.

00:15:26.460 Yeah.

00:15:27.180 So my dad went to a club in the Bronx.

00:15:30.340 I believe the Bronx.

00:15:31.520 And was your dad a club or what kind of guy was he?

00:15:33.920 I don't know, really.

00:15:34.960 He doesn't really keep telling me about that stuff.

00:15:36.880 I asked him about, like, you know, you ever get any action before mom?

00:15:41.440 And he's like, did something on a bench.

00:15:43.740 Yeah.

00:15:44.160 Oh, wait.

00:15:44.780 Something on a bench.

00:15:45.320 Something happened on a bench.

00:15:46.880 Yeah.

00:15:47.280 I mean, Forrest got me a look.

00:15:48.920 Yeah.

00:15:49.900 It might have been.

00:15:50.740 Yeah.

00:15:51.720 He has a mustache, too.

00:15:52.940 So he had that 80s look.

00:15:54.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:55.760 Oh, the ladies love that, that little word curtain.

00:15:58.660 They pet that thing.

00:16:00.020 So they were at a club, and he went up to my mom, and he's like,

00:16:02.520 hey, you want to dance?

00:16:03.380 What's your name?

00:16:04.340 She's like, Debbie.

00:16:05.880 And he's like, Betty?

00:16:07.020 She walked away.

00:16:08.860 He eventually went back up there.

00:16:10.220 They danced.

00:16:11.600 And then he called her house a night after, and she didn't pick up.

00:16:15.800 And then she called again.

00:16:17.200 He called again.

00:16:19.580 My grandpa, who I call Chucky, who's not here anymore,

00:16:22.940 he picked up, and they went out.

00:16:25.480 You know, hung out for a while, eventually got married.

00:16:28.280 My dad proposed to my mom with a fortune cookie.

00:16:32.280 He put a ring in the fortune cookie.

00:16:35.760 Like imagine having a Chinese tank out one night.

00:16:38.080 Boom.

00:16:39.060 Ring.

00:16:39.920 That's a ball of knowledge.

00:16:41.460 Dude, that's unbelievable.

00:16:42.960 Well, it's just such a choice because you know it's hard after a little bit of Chinese food not to go for the dessert.

00:16:50.360 So now they had a kid.

00:16:52.100 They only had me in Cape Cod.

00:16:54.200 that's where the magic happened

00:16:56.780 you were conceived out in Cape Cod

00:16:58.040 and do you know like what was it like

00:17:00.680 yeah I know exactly where it was

00:17:02.300 was it a stormy night what was going on out there

00:17:04.920 a storm

00:17:06.300 cause it was shock

00:17:08.420 it was like maybe there was lightning

00:17:10.740 maybe it struck the tip

00:17:12.680 of my dad's

00:17:14.540 yeah his clock

00:17:16.800 tower shock o'clock

00:17:18.360 I don't know dude I'm just saying

00:17:20.500 yeah I'm wondering like we

00:17:22.020 Because here's the thing, like J-Shock has been born to the world, right?

00:17:25.560 And so we have to have the origin story.

00:17:27.320 So it's two, your parents, they fell in love.

00:17:29.660 They got married.

00:17:31.400 Yes, they got married, right.

00:17:33.640 They had me after they got married, I think.

00:17:37.080 Oh, really?

00:17:37.760 So you might have been conceived out of wedlock?

00:17:40.960 I don't know.

00:17:42.180 That's a fucking, that was a J-Shock to your grandmother, I bet, for sure.

00:17:46.260 A thunderstorm while it was happening, while the process was going down.

00:17:49.700 And what township was that in, do you know?

00:17:52.020 What town?

00:17:53.360 Yeah.

00:17:53.880 It was in North Turrell, Top Best Resort in Cape Cod.

00:17:57.160 I go there every year.

00:17:58.380 I had to cut my trip short this year because I had to go to Shremer U.

00:18:03.260 And it was the first year I left.

00:18:04.760 And every year we go up a ton of families.

00:18:06.640 Bring it up.

00:18:07.420 It's the best.

00:18:08.200 Top Best, North Turrell, Cape Cod is my Disney World.

00:18:12.560 Wow.

00:18:13.140 And this is where you were conceived at as well.

00:18:15.220 It is the coolest place ever.

00:18:16.720 So you were conceived here.

00:18:17.620 Now you go back there to the scene of the freaking beautiful crime.

00:18:20.700 We got to go here.

00:18:22.020 You like seafood?

00:18:22.980 I don't know if we just met.

00:18:24.480 Yes, I like seafood, but I don't even know.

00:18:27.040 I would take you to the best lobster restaurant ever.

00:18:31.480 Oh, they got the lobsters?

00:18:32.680 God, dude.

00:18:33.880 A little lobster muck man.

00:18:36.580 I would love a little bit of lobster,

00:18:38.300 but lobster gets to be too much if you have too much lobster at once.

00:18:41.800 Do you notice that?

00:18:42.880 Yeah, I know what you mean.

00:18:43.900 So anyway, fast forward.

00:18:45.840 I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time.

00:18:48.800 What's that?

00:18:49.180 I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time.

00:18:51.580 How about four pounds?

00:18:53.700 Uh-uh.

00:18:54.900 You can handle that?

00:18:56.600 All the meat.

00:18:57.540 Nuh-uh.

00:18:58.100 But four pounds, what's your body weight, though?

00:19:00.560 125, 130.

00:19:01.700 So you're saying you can eat 2% of your body weight in lobster?

00:19:05.340 Why not?

00:19:06.520 Why not let it fly?

00:19:07.620 Yeah.

00:19:09.080 Yeah, you're right.

00:19:09.880 Anyways.

00:19:10.640 Why not eat two pounds of my own body weight in lobster, bro?

00:19:15.040 You want me to tell you the rest of the lore?

00:19:17.600 Yeah, dude, dude.

00:19:18.220 Can I tell you also, though,

00:19:19.200 i had a dream that um there was a parrot and he uh and was i had a dream that somebody got you a

00:19:28.540 parrot and it could say shock o'clock bro we gotta get a parrot that says that just that yeah

00:19:36.700 what color would it be huh oh probably the italian flag colors i'm guessing bro

00:19:45.060 i don't even know if they have something like that if you guys see something like that put

00:19:48.960 If you guys find something in AI or something, put something in it.

00:19:50.980 Italian parrot that says shock o'clock.

00:19:53.660 I'll put a watch around his nose or something.

00:19:57.700 Yeah, put a watch around his neck, brother.

00:19:59.720 Woo-hoo.

00:20:00.300 Yeah.

00:20:00.940 Shock o'clock.

00:20:02.560 Dude, how great would that be, bro?

00:20:04.680 You had a dream?

00:20:05.660 Huh?

00:20:06.080 That was a dream, lad?

00:20:07.080 Yeah, it was a dream that I had.

00:20:08.180 What the hell?

00:20:08.900 Because I just knew you were...

00:20:09.920 No way.

00:20:10.580 Oh, let's go.

00:20:12.560 Let's go, bro.

00:20:15.120 That's my favorite color, too.

00:20:18.000 Green.

00:20:18.400 bro that's it dude how do you not have 11 of these you know who would buy nine of them you

00:20:27.140 know yeah yeah we need nine of them 99 oh there we go bro bro i got 99 parrots

00:20:35.280 but a bitch ain't one bro you feel me that's all i'm saying that is so funny

00:20:41.080 dude you know who would buy these for you probably has them in his yard

00:20:45.500 Who?

00:20:46.620 Jake Paul.

00:20:48.040 Does those?

00:20:48.840 Yeah, dude.

00:20:49.340 He lives in, I think, Puerto Rico.

00:20:53.980 But he's got these in his yard.

00:20:55.520 Oh, I'd love to go there.

00:20:56.920 I'm Puerto Rican.

00:20:57.840 You are?

00:20:58.440 I'm Greek, Italian, and Puerto Rican.

00:21:00.160 Oh, my God.

00:21:01.060 You're a freaking islander.

00:21:02.820 I am.

00:21:03.800 Dude, you were conceived at a United Nations meeting, huh?

00:21:06.540 You're telling me, look at this.

00:21:07.580 He's got some.

00:21:09.100 Is this a Jake Paul's house?

00:21:10.400 I don't know.

00:21:11.480 But he definitely has some parrots.

00:21:13.420 Damn.

00:21:13.700 I'm sure he's got a few parrots over there

00:21:15.960 That'd be crazy

00:21:16.580 I think I've seen him with parrots

00:21:18.060 You ever see that dude the real Tarzan?

00:21:20.880 Nuh-uh

00:21:21.360 Yo

00:21:22.020 Good guy?

00:21:22.700 He's cool

00:21:23.440 I want to do a parrot muck bang with him

00:21:28.000 He's got a bunch of animals

00:21:30.240 He's crazy

00:21:31.540 Let me see him

00:21:32.440 Oh, damn

00:21:33.460 You never seen this guy?

00:21:35.040 Nuh-uh

00:21:35.500 Where is this at?

00:21:36.800 Indiana?

00:21:37.760 Who knows?

00:21:38.620 He goes to India

00:21:39.440 He goes to Africa

00:21:40.520 And he like

00:21:42.220 He'll grab him

00:21:43.480 that's a real cobra right there

00:21:46.700 oh he's like that

00:21:47.560 he looks like Tyron Woodley

00:21:48.720 a little bit

00:21:49.260 slapping around a little bit

00:21:50.420 oh

00:21:50.800 you think that cobra

00:21:52.580 feels any scared

00:21:53.740 more scared of this guy

00:21:55.020 because the guy's jacked

00:21:56.220 like you think a snake

00:21:57.000 can tell if you're jacked

00:21:57.980 I think the cobra

00:21:58.800 know that's so powerful

00:22:00.060 but this guy

00:22:00.920 feels like he's one

00:22:02.720 with that cobra man

00:22:03.680 he'll pick up

00:22:05.520 freaking

00:22:06.120 bears and apes

00:22:08.060 and all this crazy shit man

00:22:09.720 oh my gosh

00:22:10.480 he's a legend

00:22:11.100 what kind of

00:22:12.280 and have you ever met

00:22:13.460 this fella? I wish. Bro, look at the

00:22:15.460 one right there where he has it around his neck.

00:22:17.560 Dude, he's crazy.

00:22:19.280 What is that? Oh my god.

00:22:22.920 He sleeps

00:22:23.680 with him too. Nuh-uh. He's got a

00:22:25.580 you ever see the Fruit Loop parrot?

00:22:27.640 A toucan? Uh-uh. He has

00:22:29.540 one. What?

00:22:31.440 Yeah. Oh, he's really living large

00:22:33.480 and oh, he's got beautiful pets.

00:22:35.480 What's this guy's name? The Real

00:22:37.360 Tarzan.

00:22:39.380 The Real Tarzan.

00:22:41.180 Yeah, he's cool, man. Mike Holston.

00:22:43.940 You like animals like that?

00:22:45.260 I like animals like that.

00:22:47.140 Yeah, I used to sell animals when I was growing up.

00:22:48.740 What's your animal of choice, bro?

00:22:50.140 I've heard that you have a few pets.

00:22:51.920 I want you to guess.

00:22:53.060 Oh, like my favorite animal or like what?

00:22:55.820 I like that.

00:22:56.580 I've heard that you have some pets.

00:22:57.960 I've heard that you're...

00:22:58.780 I don't.

00:22:59.320 You don't have any pets.

00:23:00.140 I wish I did.

00:23:01.100 Really?

00:23:02.260 I want a dog.

00:23:03.240 I used to have three Wattweilers at different times.

00:23:06.080 Nuh-uh.

00:23:06.460 That was my thing.

00:23:08.500 Big dogs.

00:23:09.580 What made you get those?

00:23:11.300 My dad disliked them.

00:23:12.960 My mom loved them.

00:23:14.160 They're a good guard dog, you know?

00:23:16.600 And they just look cute, you know?

00:23:18.660 Yeah.

00:23:19.200 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:23:19.840 My favorite animal is a bald eagle, though, because it could see when I can't.

00:23:24.540 Because I have really bad eyesight, and I feel like my spirit animal is a bald eagle.

00:23:29.260 Fuck, dude.

00:23:29.640 It could see, like, everything, man.

00:23:32.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:33.480 You could see through people's BS.

00:23:35.400 Oh, I love that, bro.

00:23:37.080 Dude, imagine if one of them fucking picked you up, too.

00:23:39.400 Those things can pick up a lot of stuff.

00:23:41.400 I think it could pick me up.

00:23:42.520 Dude, two bald eagles could definitely pick you up.

00:23:45.140 Two?

00:23:45.640 Yeah.

00:23:46.480 I think so.

00:23:47.240 How much can they say they can pick up?

00:23:49.280 I bet you didn't need...

00:23:50.460 How many...

00:23:50.840 Yeah, let's see how many bald eagles it would take to pick you up.

00:23:54.300 130 pounds.

00:23:56.800 A bald eagle can typically lift you up three to four pounds.

00:24:00.320 Yeah, see?

00:24:01.660 Oh, I thought they could do more.

00:24:02.720 They could pick up Little Shock Juniors.

00:24:04.600 Oh, they could, yeah.

00:24:05.360 They could be like, yeah.

00:24:06.240 So how many would it take to pick up me?

00:24:08.140 A little...

00:24:08.760 Four pounds.

00:24:09.460 A little shock nugget or whatever?

00:24:11.480 Maybe like...

00:24:12.400 Dude, what about a pelican?

00:24:16.180 Yeah, it would take probably 40.

00:24:17.680 Let me see.

00:24:18.700 It would be like 100 and...

00:24:20.360 It would take 40 pelicans.

00:24:21.960 No, it would take 40 eagles.

00:24:24.080 I can't do math.

00:24:25.660 I can't.

00:24:26.360 Definitely can't do math.

00:24:28.260 40 to 45 to 50 bald eagles to carry a grown man.

00:24:31.960 Well, let's test it out.

00:24:37.600 It's shock o'clock, dude.

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00:25:16.020 Two brothers working tirelessly to nail that citrus kick

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00:25:22.640 Appalachian roots, baby.

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00:27:25.540 the pod and the bedroom okay so take me into okay so yeah i just want to go into the lore a little

00:27:33.900 bit more so your parents they fell in love out that you were conceived out of this beach place

00:27:38.560 where you still go to this and your family still goes there for vacation oh we go there every year

00:27:42.860 with my friends too now.

00:27:44.240 Okay.

00:27:44.660 We're in our own room,

00:27:45.260 do our own thing, you know?

00:27:46.620 Good time there.

00:27:47.520 And would you ever,

00:27:48.280 would that be some of the first place

00:27:49.340 you would meet ladies and stuff?

00:27:50.480 Dude, let me tell you this story.

00:27:51.580 I had my first kiss there.

00:27:52.520 Yeah.

00:27:53.200 Yeah, my first kiss on that bed.

00:27:55.320 Girl named Julie.

00:27:56.260 Nuh-uh.

00:27:57.020 I pulled this shit out of my back pocket.

00:27:59.640 What happened?

00:28:00.380 So I liked this girl for so long.

00:28:02.480 Yeah.

00:28:02.760 Every year we would go

00:28:03.800 and her sister liked me too.

00:28:06.000 So one year there was this other girl that came

00:28:08.760 because it's all different families.

00:28:10.500 And I ended up liking her over this other girl.

00:28:12.860 And I kind of forgot about her.

00:28:14.780 And the next year I came back, and then she forgot about me.

00:28:17.280 She started messing with some other dude.

00:28:19.280 So I was like, I got to make a move this year.

00:28:21.660 So we're on a bed because we all had different rooms around on the water.

00:28:28.140 And we were all together.

00:28:29.780 And I told one of my girlfriends, I'm like, yo, go get me some Oreo cookies.

00:28:33.480 I got to do something.

00:28:35.140 She goes to get the other cookies.

00:28:36.420 She never comes back.

00:28:37.620 And we're just talking about family getting personal.

00:28:40.660 And I'm like, yeah, so you'll be okay, right?

00:28:45.000 With all this family stuff happening.

00:28:46.680 She goes, yeah.

00:28:47.260 I'm like, I know you will.

00:28:50.820 She's shocked.

00:28:52.240 Right?

00:28:52.860 Then she started crying.

00:28:54.480 Oh.

00:28:56.520 What happened?

00:28:57.260 Did you kiss her really fast like a bird?

00:28:58.980 No, I just, I did it.

00:29:00.580 We were cool.

00:29:01.980 I went back to my room.

00:29:03.340 And apparently she started crying.

00:29:04.880 She sent me a text message.

00:29:05.820 I'm so sorry.

00:29:06.560 But I like somebody else.

00:29:08.240 I'm like, it's all good.

00:29:09.300 next day like kept it kind of chill

00:29:11.420 but I was like I waited too long

00:29:13.400 I'm convinced

00:29:14.900 I would have been dating

00:29:17.420 that girl till today if I didn't wait that

00:29:19.460 long you know like you should have done

00:29:21.420 it a summer before you mean exactly

00:29:23.100 exactly

00:29:24.140 dude love is wild like that

00:29:27.360 love is wild she actually hit me up

00:29:29.120 but love has a time on the vine

00:29:31.080 she's a great person great family

00:29:32.960 love has a time on the vine where it gets ripe

00:29:35.200 and then it falls off

00:29:36.820 you know what I'm saying

00:29:38.680 You think so?

00:29:39.200 Yeah, I think so, man.

00:29:40.460 You just told me.

00:29:41.400 Well, I think you're right about that.

00:29:43.260 I think you told me that.

00:29:44.060 I don't know.

00:29:44.760 I haven't had a girlfriend in 9 or 10 years.

00:29:47.860 Wow.

00:29:48.820 2018 was the last time I had a girlfriend.

00:29:51.400 Really?

00:29:52.460 Last time I did anything.

00:29:54.200 Dang.

00:29:54.740 Yeah.

00:29:55.660 So you got love on the brain, though.

00:30:00.020 So you got a lot of love to give.

00:30:02.400 I got a lot of love to give and trying to receive it, man.

00:30:06.400 Amen.

00:30:07.040 You know?

00:30:07.360 but when you put so much out there man your energy is so just like i don't know it makes me i think

00:30:13.220 it makes it reminds people to just be themselves you have to be the best that they can dude i'll

00:30:19.080 tell you this story so one time we went to the beach and uh are you comfortable yes sir okay

00:30:23.760 we went to the beach and uh it was like down in like panama city or destin or something and at

00:30:30.000 night like the kids would go walk out on the beach at night like that was the thing and you know like

00:30:35.120 if you were 14 or whatever you it was like right around that time our parents like yeah you can go

00:30:39.240 out to the beach you know i'm saying yeah stay out of the oh stay out of the ocean or whatever

00:30:42.460 but go have a go have a good time so during the day we would go sneak liquor or something bury

00:30:48.620 it out in the sand or whatever then we'd go find it and dig it up later at night and drink it out

00:30:52.020 there okay but anyway one night i'm out there my buddy had met some friends he's talking to them

00:30:56.500 so i went i was i'm kind of walking down the beach and i met this gal and so we start like

00:31:02.240 kind of talking and she's like it's a full moon she's talking about this full moon stuff

00:31:06.400 and then we end up like going out in the water and kind of like um kind of kissing or whatever

00:31:11.180 a little bit and so it was like very romantic you know and then we come back and we go back

00:31:17.780 like over by the hotel or the motel whatever we're staying in and we got into like the lights

00:31:23.000 that were over there and she was like 35 years old and i and i was like 14 or what and we just

00:31:29.320 didn't realize i think like because it was dark out there we just didn't realize it was like a

00:31:34.480 such a age difference and bro and so we just both like looked at each other we're like what the

00:31:39.520 heck i think like the way the moonlight hit us you just couldn't tell you you hooked up with a

00:31:44.080 cougar when you were 14 yeah brother and i was just i was out there on the beach just trying it

00:31:48.840 but it was just that you know when you're out there in the summer that late night jam that love

00:31:54.200 Everything sounds like love

00:31:56.780 Yes, everything sounds like love music too

00:31:59.060 Just the waves hitting

00:32:00.060 The moon sounds like it just hit

00:32:02.300 The smell of seagulls eating raviolis

00:32:05.900 I know

00:32:07.160 The moon seems like it only came up

00:32:09.120 Just to watch people kiss, you know

00:32:10.920 You're getting like

00:32:13.060 I'm painting an image right now

00:32:14.780 I feel like we're at a beach

00:32:15.780 Dude, it's beautiful, brother

00:32:17.280 That's one thing about that love

00:32:19.580 Especially that young love

00:32:21.220 There's just something about it, bro

00:32:22.800 When you'd be so nervous and you'd go to school, dude, that would be the craziest, bro.

00:32:27.360 I would get butterflies every time I saw this girl.

00:32:30.040 I would get fucking bald eagles in me.

00:32:33.000 Little bald eagles?

00:32:34.080 Yeah, they're flying around eating my intestines.

00:32:36.220 That's how nervous I got.

00:32:37.860 Like, I'd be standing there like this.

00:32:39.480 There's fucking nine parrots inside.

00:32:41.280 Would you throw up two times?

00:32:43.480 Huh?

00:32:44.000 Throw up.

00:32:44.620 Oh, dude, I threw up one time out of the window in class.

00:32:47.600 This one girl was so beautiful, I just ran over to the window and just vomited right out of it.

00:32:51.620 That's crazy.

00:32:52.180 Didn't even care.

00:32:53.080 That's hilarious.

00:32:53.180 And there was some kid out there studying or whatever.

00:32:55.220 Whatever.

00:32:55.920 Screw him.

00:32:57.440 I think now looking back with that, I've only been in one relationship.

00:33:02.340 I think like.

00:33:03.000 Oh, yeah?

00:33:03.500 I always think like I wonder if she sees me.

00:33:06.620 Oh, sees you now like having some of your success doing your thing?

00:33:09.520 Because I feel like someone has gone up to a bar and be like, yo, like you ever see this dude?

00:33:15.140 Be like, that's with my ex.

00:33:16.400 And then I want that dude to be like, well, you messed up.

00:33:19.880 Yeah.

00:33:20.440 You messed up, you know?

00:33:21.160 But I never wish

00:33:22.480 I've called her a million times

00:33:25.600 She never picked up

00:33:26.920 She blocked my number

00:33:28.360 I'm blocked it

00:33:29.740 Haven't heard from her in like 10 years

00:33:32.080 I genuinely want to see how you're doing

00:33:34.680 Block o'clock

00:33:35.680 Is that what you said?

00:33:37.800 Yeah dude you got block o'clock bro

00:33:39.800 The husby blocking

00:33:41.480 It's bad

00:33:43.260 It's crazy man

00:33:45.060 And how did things fall apart between you and her?

00:33:48.460 I was immature

00:33:49.640 Mr. Vaughn, I was very immature

00:33:51.500 I feel like, dude, every time you call me

00:33:54.100 Mr. Vaughn, I feel like I teach driver's ed

00:33:55.920 dude, this is so good

00:33:57.260 Do you want me to call you Theo?

00:33:59.200 I feel bad

00:34:00.240 No, you can call me whatever you want

00:34:01.720 But it's great though, it shows who you are

00:34:04.520 You got a level of respect

00:34:05.720 So, we were dating for a year and a half

00:34:09.040 and I was immature, I was stupid

00:34:11.120 I didn't know what I wanted to do in life

00:34:12.480 I wasn't like a man, I wasn't tough

00:34:15.180 I didn't have any priorities

00:34:16.940 you know any

00:34:17.620 hobbies like I was just

00:34:20.440 doing my thing you know I mean I like music

00:34:22.780 I made music but

00:34:23.960 I think she sensed that

00:34:26.520 she's like I'm going to be a pharmacist

00:34:28.760 in college what are you going to do

00:34:30.440 I'm like ah I'll figure it out

00:34:31.780 I'll major in something

00:34:33.240 so she went her way I went my way

00:34:36.800 and she broke up with me but I think she

00:34:38.700 cheated on me cause she was

00:34:39.980 she kept bringing up like this other guy

00:34:42.420 and I'm like who the fuck is this

00:34:44.240 Rick or whatever his name was Ricky

00:34:46.820 Who?

00:34:47.160 Was his name Ricky or not?

00:34:48.340 I just guess names sometimes.

00:34:49.360 It wasn't Ricky, was it?

00:34:51.740 Tony.

00:34:52.580 Oh, God.

00:34:53.500 I think it was Tony.

00:34:54.520 Of course it was Tony.

00:34:55.480 Where was this at?

00:34:57.060 When?

00:34:57.700 Yeah.

00:34:58.520 Ten years ago.

00:34:59.380 In Long Island?

00:35:00.120 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:35:00.940 Yeah, it was Tony.

00:35:02.020 It was definitely Tony.

00:35:03.260 But I think she was hanging out with him type shit.

00:35:06.240 And it was just weird because toward the end of the relationship,

00:35:10.420 I wasn't seeing her that much.

00:35:11.680 She was going out.

00:35:12.420 And she called me over one day

00:35:16.120 To go to the beach

00:35:16.880 And she came out with a blanket

00:35:19.080 Not a blanket, a hoodie, my hoodie

00:35:22.260 And there was a baby in it?

00:35:23.220 My bracelet

00:35:23.480 And there was a baby in the hoodie?

00:35:25.940 No

00:35:26.220 Like E.T.?

00:35:28.260 No, like she had a baby with the other guy with Tony

00:35:30.640 Like looking like E.T., remember E.T.?

00:35:32.300 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:35:33.500 No, there was no baby

00:35:34.840 I don't think there was

00:35:36.440 Oh, God, thank God

00:35:37.240 And it was all my shit

00:35:39.520 But she's like, here

00:35:40.640 And you just had a little bit of stuff

00:35:42.640 She had it all wrapped up in a hoodie

00:35:43.940 All my stuff

00:35:44.700 I gave it back to her

00:35:47.300 We took a walk

00:35:48.020 I started crying

00:35:49.340 She started crying

00:35:50.060 And that was it

00:35:51.240 A couple months later

00:35:52.360 We tried to get back together

00:35:53.380 But her mom passed away

00:35:55.200 Nuh-uh

00:35:55.920 So

00:35:56.160 I had to like

00:35:57.800 Try to help her through it

00:35:59.160 And she was going through

00:36:00.200 A lot of shit, man

00:36:00.980 So

00:36:01.920 It just didn't work out

00:36:03.160 And ever since then

00:36:04.740 That's it

00:36:05.160 That's been it

00:36:05.900 The only love shock

00:36:06.940 I've ever had

00:36:07.540 Damn

00:36:08.240 And now it's weird

00:36:09.520 because I don't know if a girl likes me for, like, my status,

00:36:14.140 if I even have a high status, or if they like me for who I am.

00:36:18.220 And it's like I've been on different dating apps.

00:36:21.100 I get matches.

00:36:22.100 I don't get matches.

00:36:22.960 And you don't know what's real.

00:36:24.580 And it's just hard to find love because I'm such a sociable person.

00:36:27.820 I talk to everyone.

00:36:29.040 Like, we go to the bar or something.

00:36:31.200 I'm talking to everyone, girls, guys, making friends.

00:36:33.860 And meanwhile, these girls are approaching guys.

00:36:36.660 And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:36:38.060 Am I a brick wall?

00:36:39.520 Am I invisible? Am I muted?

00:36:41.980 It's like I can't land anything, you know?

00:36:45.440 Do you ever feel like that, do you feel like,

00:36:51.800 do you ever feel like you're always going to be alone?

00:36:53.680 Is that a weird question?

00:36:56.840 I've become comfortable with being alone because I'm grinding.

00:37:00.220 Like I'm just so hungry now to just work, make content.

00:37:03.800 Literally, I saw you fucking eat 12 nuggets.

00:37:06.380 I saw you eat freaking 12 nuggets, dude.

00:37:08.640 12 what?

00:37:09.400 I saw you eat 12 nuggets somewhere.

00:37:11.160 12 nuggets?

00:37:11.800 Yeah, it was at Burger King, I think.

00:37:13.580 Oh, I downed those.

00:37:15.260 Dude, I saw you.

00:37:16.200 Crown nuggets?

00:37:16.720 I saw you eat those crown nuggets, yeah.

00:37:19.460 It looks like I ate it.

00:37:21.260 It looks like I ate it.

00:37:22.600 Oh.

00:37:23.480 It's part of the magic.

00:37:25.420 That's the magic of Hollywood, huh?

00:37:26.880 People think I'm eating all the food, but I'm really just putting it to the side, eating

00:37:29.780 it after, bringing it home, giving it to someone, you know?

00:37:32.880 Oh, that's the beat.

00:37:33.380 There's not a lot of homeless people where I am, but if, if there is, I'll go out of

00:37:37.700 my way and drop it off, you know?

00:37:39.580 Well, these days you got to find them.

00:37:40.840 It's like ever since, yeah, like that Pokemon Go, there was, they've had like a lot of competition

00:37:45.080 out there.

00:37:45.460 I feel like, cause dude, people were like, it's crazy when Pokemon Go came out.

00:37:49.260 Is there like a, a homeless Pokemon Go?

00:37:51.640 No, but it's like before Pokemon Go, we had homeless people.

00:37:55.080 It was like, they were the Pokemon Go and then, and then they did, they even digitized

00:38:00.760 if so homeless people like what the fuck like i used to have some now there's just people would

00:38:04.600 be like stepping over like get out of my way homeless guy i'm looking for a digital charizard

00:38:10.060 you know so yeah things have just gotten different man but um about the girls you said that like now

00:38:17.960 it's like so now you have more popularity right so that's one thing that i think a recognizability

00:38:22.200 that's nothing i'd like to say so it's like you get recognizability and then things do get a little

00:38:27.020 bit confusing but if you're a guy that's pretty close to their own feelings and close to their

00:38:32.560 own emotions i feel like you'd be able to clock pretty good if a girl is being real or not definitely

00:38:38.740 and then if you also are just looking to have something casual just a little you know little

00:38:44.540 little something yeah just a little something just a little down a little something yeah just

00:38:48.600 a little tickle trying yeah a little little cuddle session yeah just a little freaking

00:38:53.340 Popping a Blu-ray?

00:38:54.400 Yeah, a little dirty ravioli Blu-ray, bro.

00:38:57.540 And a blue chew.

00:38:58.660 A little Medellin alfredo.

00:38:59.940 Yeah, bro.

00:39:01.260 You keep playing with this little baby rattle I got in my pants here.

00:39:05.440 That little, the freaking Lord's Manicotti, bro.

00:39:09.300 Oh, my God.

00:39:09.620 The third thumb.

00:39:10.640 You feel me?

00:39:11.120 Put it in a stroller.

00:39:11.760 Yeah.

00:39:12.960 Oh, dude.

00:39:14.340 Hey, listen, I'm trying.

00:39:15.660 I really am.

00:39:16.480 Oh, I got the penis of a large toddler, bro.

00:39:18.620 That's what I say.

00:39:20.320 With a binky?

00:39:21.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:22.200 With a binky.

00:39:23.140 Oh my god

00:39:26.220 What are we talking about dude

00:39:28.020 But yeah dude

00:39:29.340 But you would be able to notice bro

00:39:31.480 Because I'm saying if you're so much of a heart

00:39:33.440 Which I think you know

00:39:34.960 That's who you are right

00:39:36.440 You're so much of a guy who's like connected to the feelings

00:39:38.960 You're a real guy

00:39:39.840 You're gonna know if somebody's being real or not

00:39:42.220 Yeah I've had

00:39:43.380 I went to this place in Port Washington

00:39:47.360 And there was a group of girls

00:39:49.720 Like all nines

00:39:51.360 I call them a nickel and four pennies

00:39:53.060 nine out of nines

00:39:55.240 and

00:39:55.820 it was like their birthday weekend or something

00:39:58.180 and me and my boy

00:39:59.600 were out

00:40:00.640 it was me

00:40:01.780 my dad

00:40:02.500 and my two friends

00:40:04.800 and we got

00:40:06.060 a couple espresso martinis

00:40:07.640 I had

00:40:08.140 like a mocktail or something

00:40:09.560 and

00:40:10.420 all these girls were out there

00:40:12.020 talking to us

00:40:12.820 my friend was

00:40:13.660 taking the shit in the bathroom

00:40:14.840 from the espresso martini

00:40:15.960 missing out on all the action

00:40:17.620 oh there's always that guy

00:40:19.160 yeah

00:40:19.380 my dad's talking to the bartender

00:40:21.080 and me and my boy

00:40:22.220 talking to all these girls, and they keep

00:40:24.280 coming out like a stampede

00:40:26.220 of girls, and we're talking, I'm talking

00:40:28.120 to all of them, I'm talking to 10 girls at once.

00:40:30.460 Jesus Christ. And one girl. That's like that movie

00:40:32.320 300 or whatever. I can talk to an infinite

00:40:34.380 amount of girls at the same

00:40:36.260 time. There's clips of it. Watch it. J-Shock, don't say

00:40:38.300 that. I can. At the same

00:40:40.260 time? At the same, I could like this. You said you can't even

00:40:42.180 do math. Hey, how you doing?

00:40:44.200 What's going on here? You good? Hey, I like

00:40:46.280 your dress. Yeah, you like it? You like this?

00:40:48.240 I'm just on the fly.

00:40:51.060 Anyway, one

00:40:52.160 girl like what do you uh i see you on tiktok like you're famous right i'm like i guess i'm not

00:40:57.260 famous i'm like if you don't know me i'm not famous i don't like to say i never like to say

00:41:01.640 i'm famous or something like that because i'm not i like to say i'm just an example of what you could

00:41:06.300 be yeah you know because that's being humble like god said that you know i'm just an example of what

00:41:10.420 you could be you're just an example of what i could be you're like a mentor whatever um because

00:41:15.400 there's a lot of rumors out there there's people that say you're alan i've heard you're alan iverson's

00:41:19.080 kids. I've heard that before. I could

00:41:21.080 be freaking Shaq's kid

00:41:22.800 for all we know. I don't know.

00:41:25.440 Allen Iverson? That's what I've heard.

00:41:27.540 There's a lot of rumors out there.

00:41:29.100 I could shoot threes.

00:41:31.020 That's all it takes. But anyway.

00:41:32.380 Also, I'm trying to think of what else.

00:41:35.040 Oh yeah, there's rumors that you were conceived during an episode

00:41:37.020 of Jersey Shore, a reunion episode.

00:41:39.760 You know, that's a...

00:41:41.480 By who? Pauly B?

00:41:42.680 I have no idea, dude.

00:41:45.180 Pauly B and Snooki?

00:41:46.980 Or JWoww?

00:41:47.920 J-Shock

00:41:49.680 Possibility

00:41:51.380 Bro, that's a way possibility

00:41:53.020 Bro, I had a crush on J-Wow like crazy back then

00:41:55.720 Bro, who didn't?

00:41:56.660 Guys, diggity damn

00:41:57.880 Bro

00:41:58.520 Is that her?

00:42:00.540 Who's she with now?

00:42:01.700 Huh?

00:42:02.620 Damn

00:42:03.040 Who's she with, dude?

00:42:04.760 She's with us, bro

00:42:05.740 In our dreams, bro

00:42:06.960 For real

00:42:07.660 Oh, dude

00:42:08.780 Her, a vodka sauce

00:42:10.480 Put me to sleep, Ronnie

00:42:12.520 My God

00:42:15.020 God

00:42:15.520 Is that Ronnie?

00:42:17.540 Look, we both got bad vision, dude.

00:42:20.580 Whoever he is, how about this?

00:42:22.380 We love her so much, we don't care if he stays around.

00:42:25.260 We don't care.

00:42:25.940 Yeah.

00:42:27.340 Oh, that's Zach right there.

00:42:29.700 Zach?

00:42:30.300 That's Zach right there.

00:42:31.620 Oh, you know what?

00:42:32.220 Actually, I met him before.

00:42:33.600 He's great.

00:42:34.300 Great guy.

00:42:35.420 Could I have this?

00:42:36.640 Yeah, you can have it.

00:42:37.460 You're going to take it home or you don't want to have it now?

00:42:38.620 Celsius?

00:42:40.380 I'm going to have a heart attack.

00:42:42.420 I can't drink caffeine or energy drinks.

00:42:44.420 You can do it.

00:42:44.720 I'm going to take a sip.

00:42:45.700 Take a couple.

00:42:46.720 I can't believe your friend was shitting at the bar.

00:42:49.300 Yeah.

00:42:50.100 You know, I was talking to the girls.

00:42:52.240 That's freaking amazing.

00:42:53.440 That's crazy.

00:42:53.800 I'll have a little with you.

00:42:54.900 Can we do a little cheers?

00:42:56.200 Yeah, we can.

00:42:57.040 It's Celsius O'Clock.

00:42:59.480 Yeah.

00:43:00.440 Do we have to look the same at each other or not?

00:43:02.680 Mm-hmm.

00:43:03.480 Yeah.

00:43:03.880 I'll get to sipping at Chicago O'Clock.

00:43:08.940 Delicious.

00:43:09.840 That's really good.

00:43:10.740 Dude.

00:43:11.580 Okay, so this is a little.

00:43:12.520 So now, this girl.

00:43:14.060 That does have caffeine in it, man.

00:43:15.420 He'll be fine.

00:43:16.060 How much caffeine can you have before we get to pick you up or whatever?

00:43:19.560 How much can you have?

00:43:21.340 I normally have like a quarter.

00:43:23.680 Okay.

00:43:24.020 Do I need to monitor it or are you going to monitor it?

00:43:25.620 I got it.

00:43:26.180 Okay.

00:43:26.760 You see me pass out.

00:43:27.840 Well, no.

00:43:28.600 Yeah.

00:43:29.260 I don't care if you pass out.

00:43:31.040 I start twitching.

00:43:31.720 No, I don't.

00:43:32.240 I just don't want you to hump at the first.

00:43:33.400 I don't care if you pass out.

00:43:35.040 You're fine.

00:43:35.580 We got, you know, I think Trevor's registered CPR or whatever.

00:43:38.720 At least he learned online.

00:43:40.220 But yeah, I just don't want you ruining these throw pillows.

00:43:42.420 No, I'm not.

00:43:43.060 I'm not.

00:43:43.420 Okay.

00:43:43.680 She is asking me how much money I make and like, she's like, how many views do you get?

00:43:48.680 Like, did the money come from the views and all this stuff?

00:43:51.440 I'm like, I'm not telling you that.

00:43:53.840 Like, I don't talk about money like that.

00:43:56.360 And like, I was.

00:43:57.200 Was it one of those view diggers?

00:43:59.120 Yes.

00:43:59.560 There's a lot of those view diggers, dude.

00:44:01.660 Yeah.

00:44:02.300 View diggers are the worst, bro.

00:44:03.960 For real.

00:44:05.180 Oh, that's a good term like that.

00:44:08.800 Like you have the gold version and you have the view version.

00:44:11.820 Oh, yeah.

00:44:12.360 View diggers are the worst, bro.

00:44:13.880 I'm like, get out of here.

00:44:14.540 Cloud chaser.

00:44:15.400 Yeah.

00:44:16.100 You know?

00:44:16.940 Yeah.

00:44:17.480 And I got like four of their numbers.

00:44:19.800 Ask them out.

00:44:20.160 I thought you were interested then.

00:44:22.060 And I was like, which one of you wants to go on a date with me?

00:44:23.920 And they were right in their hand.

00:44:26.140 And I'm like, all right, let's go get sushi.

00:44:28.800 Nothing ever happened.

00:44:29.920 That's how everything always happens.

00:44:31.520 I go, I get the confidence, ask her out.

00:44:34.420 We go nowhere.

00:44:35.580 That's how it happens.

00:44:36.680 Dude, I freaking met this girl, I'll tell you this, not even that long ago.

00:44:40.560 And she texted me, and then, I guess I messed up.

00:44:44.440 Let's do one more little cheers.

00:44:45.580 A little sip.

00:44:46.160 I kind of enjoyed that, dude.

00:44:47.960 Bro, I feel like I'm watching.

00:44:48.940 Oh, dude, do it one more time.

00:44:49.940 I feel like I'm watching your video.

00:44:52.540 Choco cluck.

00:44:53.660 Choco cluck.

00:44:56.000 You really got to make a noise when you sip it, too.

00:45:00.760 Whoa.

00:45:02.240 Whoa, a little gargle at the end, huh?

00:45:05.780 The old Italian mating call.

00:45:07.740 I'm good, brother.

00:45:08.640 I always pass out.

00:45:10.040 You only get one more sip, okay?

00:45:11.860 Okay, one more later

00:45:12.800 And you can't have it too close to bed either

00:45:15.540 It's so good

00:45:16.320 What is the flavor?

00:45:18.940 I don't know

00:45:19.820 I think this is antipasta or whatever

00:45:21.980 We got something special

00:45:22.760 A little mortadella flavor

00:45:25.240 Yeah, we knew we'd have some Italians in here today

00:45:27.980 Oh yeah, we got some gnocchi

00:45:30.980 Hell yeah

00:45:32.280 Dude, oh, I was telling you this story

00:45:34.840 About a freaking date or something

00:45:36.340 Yeah, dude

00:45:37.380 So this girl, we ended up texting

00:45:38.880 And then I sent her

00:45:39.840 I was just having like a day

00:45:40.940 Like sometimes I like sending voice notes

00:45:42.660 Better than text

00:45:43.360 Do you ever do that?

00:45:44.380 Oh hell yeah

00:45:45.040 Or like a

00:45:46.040 You voice the

00:45:47.800 The text message

00:45:49.560 Yes

00:45:49.980 They'll type it out for you

00:45:50.600 But the voice memo is good

00:45:51.940 Because they like to hear your voice

00:45:53.120 Yeah

00:45:53.660 I heard girls like that

00:45:54.860 Dude I freaking heard girls like that too

00:45:56.780 And so I sent this girl one

00:45:58.800 And

00:45:59.560 I sent this girl one

00:46:01.080 And um

00:46:02.000 Dude

00:46:03.200 And it was like

00:46:03.800 I was

00:46:04.100 You ever notice when you're just in your bag

00:46:06.000 When you're talking

00:46:06.500 You're like oh dude I'm feeling good

00:46:07.840 I'm confident

00:46:08.460 Everything's good

00:46:09.440 I sent her like a nice voice

00:46:11.860 It was funny and everything

00:46:13.440 Nothing

00:46:14.840 Nothing

00:46:17.440 Unbelievable

00:46:20.360 Did you fart in the voice memo?

00:46:21.920 No, I just was normal

00:46:23.700 You didn't like sound like deeper, high

00:46:26.860 What did you say?

00:46:28.700 Oh, I told her

00:46:29.440 I said I met this Christian water skiing group

00:46:31.240 And I was at a lake last week

00:46:32.780 And that I

00:46:34.600 And it was fun

00:46:35.800 and that, yeah, things were going pretty well

00:46:38.620 and that, and then, oh, I asked, yeah,

00:46:41.900 I said, do you have a husband or anything

00:46:43.120 because I didn't know she had a husband

00:46:44.860 because I didn't want to be messaging someone

00:46:46.180 that had a husband.

00:46:48.200 That's like, you got a call.

00:46:49.720 There's certain, if you say that,

00:46:52.040 that's safe forever.

00:46:53.500 I like the call.

00:46:54.560 Like, you don't want to have anything saved

00:46:56.400 on voice or text.

00:46:57.820 But why did I say that was wrong?

00:46:59.260 You just said it, do the voice note.

00:47:00.420 You said you liked it.

00:47:01.020 Husband.

00:47:01.840 No, but I said, do you have a husband?

00:47:03.320 Because I don't want to be messaging

00:47:04.320 some lady that have a husband.

00:47:05.800 That's what I was saying

00:47:07.060 I think you just go in line

00:47:08.540 Figure it out, find out

00:47:10.960 What do you mean that's what I did

00:47:12.240 And I didn't get

00:47:12.900 I figured it out

00:47:16.180 That she was not interested I guess

00:47:18.180 But I don't know

00:47:20.160 I sent a nice voice to her, she wasn't into it

00:47:22.140 It's okay, we don't need to feel bad about it

00:47:25.480 She missed out

00:47:26.300 I don't feel bad about it

00:47:29.180 They can't see greatness

00:47:30.380 So why should you settle for less

00:47:32.340 Yeah

00:47:33.420 If you can't see greatness, baby

00:47:35.880 I'm like, look, I can't

00:47:37.380 I ain't buying you glasses, girl, you know

00:47:39.540 Literally

00:47:41.800 Dang

00:47:43.080 What else?

00:47:45.700 Oh, what else, dude?

00:47:47.740 I gotta know a little bit more about the origin story

00:47:49.440 Because there was so many

00:47:50.580 Rumors

00:47:51.900 Oh, so many rumors, dude

00:47:53.480 There was ones that you were like conceived near power lines

00:47:55.880 That was one

00:47:56.620 There was one

00:47:57.820 I'm trying to think of what else

00:48:00.300 Oh, you were like a data center baby or whatever

00:48:02.460 That's a big rumor going around

00:48:04.760 That you're a data center baby

00:48:06.300 That like if you cracked you open

00:48:07.560 You'd have a bunch of data in your neck or whatever

00:48:09.520 Could be, could be a robot

00:48:10.880 A bunch of recipes or a bunch of episodes of euphoria in your neck

00:48:14.540 Yeah, yeah, wires or something

00:48:16.640 Like Italian rainbow cookies in me

00:48:18.540 Yeah, dude

00:48:20.040 Bro, that'd be so good, bro

00:48:22.440 It could be a bunch of cannolis come out of me

00:48:24.640 It's just a fucking bunch of brave cannolis come out

00:48:27.860 Oh, that'd be so good, though, dude

00:48:30.820 Bro, you could be an Italian superhero

00:48:32.580 I could see you being an Italian superhero

00:48:35.180 Because we need a new one

00:48:37.200 Who's the latest one?

00:48:39.980 Who's the what?

00:48:40.580 Who's the latest Italian superhero?

00:48:42.000 Maybe Pauly D and Vinny?

00:48:44.520 Who's the latest one?

00:48:45.760 Has there ever been an Italian superhero?

00:48:47.820 Tony Soprano?

00:48:49.360 Could be it

00:48:49.920 Who the hell is an Italian?

00:48:52.880 Is Iron Man Italian?

00:48:55.720 I don't know

00:48:56.500 Iron?

00:48:57.520 Rob?

00:48:58.200 Iron South

00:48:58.840 Tony Stark?

00:48:59.260 No, that's not

00:48:59.880 Iron?

00:49:00.820 Sounds like Dutch or whatever.

00:49:03.240 Oh.

00:49:04.600 No.

00:49:05.080 Bruce Banner?

00:49:05.780 That's gotta be Italian.

00:49:06.960 Bruce Banner, yeah.

00:49:07.780 No, that's German.

00:49:08.600 Banner's German.

00:49:09.620 Banner?

00:49:10.660 But he was green.

00:49:12.680 He wasn't green during the day.

00:49:14.200 What Marvel character is Italian?

00:49:16.180 Yeah.

00:49:16.700 That's a good question.

00:49:17.300 Are Italians being fairly represented in the Marvel Universe?

00:49:19.360 Look that up.

00:49:19.880 Are Italians being fairly represented?

00:49:22.740 In the Marvel Universe?

00:49:24.240 In the Marvel Universe.

00:49:25.880 Because if not, we'll fucking leave.

00:49:28.260 You feel me?

00:49:30.820 Who is this?

00:49:33.580 Italian representation in the Marvel Universe is a mixed bag,

00:49:36.440 viewed by many fans and cultural critics as historically lacking in depth,

00:49:40.920 while Italian-American characters like The Punisher, Frank Castle...

00:49:44.260 Oh, yeah, The Punisher.

00:49:45.700 Not bad.

00:49:46.740 He's awesome.

00:49:47.920 Have you seen that show?

00:49:49.300 Oh, dude, yeah, people admire him a lot.

00:49:51.640 Hell, yeah.

00:49:52.340 People are making Halloween costumes out of him.

00:49:54.460 He's awesome, man.

00:49:56.460 He was in The Walking Dead originally.

00:49:58.700 He's a great...

00:49:59.800 Yeah, oh, he's a great actor.

00:50:01.260 But what else did it say about the Italians?

00:50:02.800 I wanted to read a little bit more of that,

00:50:04.360 because that's a great question.

00:50:08.220 Our iconic direct Italian nationality

00:50:10.780 is often neglected at mobsters

00:50:12.160 like Count Nefaria, stereotypes,

00:50:14.140 or occasional background characters.

00:50:15.780 Wow.

00:50:15.880 Right, right.

00:50:17.100 There are very few major Italian

00:50:19.220 or Italian-American superheroes.

00:50:22.400 Huh.

00:50:22.920 You can see that?

00:50:24.520 Yeah.

00:50:24.780 I can't see any one of those words.

00:50:26.660 He's got it zoomed in pretty good.

00:50:28.180 That's probably a 56 font.

00:50:29.800 I don't know how I drive.

00:50:31.440 Damn, you're allowed to drive?

00:50:32.760 Yeah.

00:50:33.300 Nuh-uh, bro.

00:50:34.360 I mean, like, that thing is going to be that size on the road.

00:50:37.520 I wouldn't let you drive a Doberman, homie.

00:50:40.120 I drive.

00:50:41.380 I haven't been in an accident, knock on whatever, God forbid.

00:50:44.120 Really?

00:50:45.020 Yeah.

00:50:45.720 I drive a normal car, but now I drive a Tesla because it drives for you.

00:50:49.460 Oh, it's so nice.

00:50:50.120 So, like, if you want to have some fun on the way home,

00:50:54.040 when a shorty put on a self-drive, it just...

00:50:57.120 But, bro, if you put it in self-driving

00:51:00.000 You put your feet up like that, bro

00:51:01.540 Do anything you want, man

00:51:02.800 That's pretty legendary, bro

00:51:03.920 I just like this

00:51:04.720 Bro, I love how everything's a carnival ride to you, dude

00:51:09.200 You could be sitting in anything

00:51:11.840 You're just like, wee

00:51:13.020 Yeah, this is it, bro

00:51:14.920 It's fast as hell, dude

00:51:16.460 Holy shit, what are you fucking 90 years old there, bro?

00:51:19.220 That don't even look like you, dude

00:51:21.080 90?

00:51:23.440 What is this, A-I-G-E, dude?

00:51:25.640 What app did they use?

00:51:27.480 That's crazy.

00:51:27.940 This is shock GPT.

00:51:31.140 Bro, bro, you need to shock your stem cells, bro.

00:51:34.240 Your shit is, bro, this isn't fucking real.

00:51:36.800 What are we doing here?

00:51:37.800 This shit is, what are you, what are you driving through?

00:51:40.740 A Rutgers pep rally, dude?

00:51:43.180 Where are you?

00:51:44.000 Someone in a random parking lot.

00:51:45.980 Are you sure, dude?

00:51:46.960 This looks like one of the night scenes in, uh.

00:51:49.940 Dexter.

00:51:50.580 No, in Breath of the Wild.

00:51:52.000 It looks like you're driving through.

00:51:53.020 Where are you fucking driving through right there?

00:51:55.640 It's not even real.

00:51:56.820 The game?

00:51:58.060 Breath of the Wild, the game?

00:51:59.440 Yeah.

00:51:59.840 You played that?

00:52:00.640 Yeah, I played that game.

00:52:01.400 Oh, shit.

00:52:01.920 I liked that game.

00:52:02.700 I didn't like the second one that they made.

00:52:04.380 The Kingdom.

00:52:05.240 Yeah, it just was too much.

00:52:06.400 I didn't play it.

00:52:06.900 We had to put rims on the frickin'—

00:52:08.540 They wanted you to put—

00:52:09.220 You had to build shit, I know.

00:52:10.560 Those are really good games, though.

00:52:12.220 Oh, they were great games, but you had to put rims on the fuckin'—

00:52:15.720 I know what you're talkin' about.

00:52:17.960 Like the boat or whatever.

00:52:19.140 Like the—

00:52:20.300 Yes.

00:52:21.180 Yeah, the craft.

00:52:22.340 Yeah.

00:52:23.220 Like that.

00:52:23.920 They wanted you to buy rims in this shit.

00:52:25.500 I'm like, this shit's getting a little too urban for me.

00:52:27.240 I love video games so much, man.

00:52:28.960 I think part of me, like the lore, is from cartoons and video games.

00:52:34.980 Why I'm so sociable.

00:52:36.340 Because I love colorful things.

00:52:37.780 I like things that move.

00:52:39.400 I like animation.

00:52:40.220 I love animation.

00:52:41.540 You ever see that Spider-Verse movie?

00:52:43.540 Mm-mm.

00:52:44.040 Oh, my God.

00:52:44.400 There's a new one that just came out.

00:52:45.660 There's a new Spider-Man that just came out.

00:52:47.060 I know, I know.

00:52:47.400 My friend's going to see it today.

00:52:48.800 But Spider-Verse, you'll trip out without even doing anything.

00:52:52.560 It just makes you go crazy.

00:52:53.900 Uh-uh.

00:52:54.960 Yeah.

00:52:55.500 I got a watch.

00:52:56.520 I haven't even seen it.

00:52:57.300 Spider-Verse.

00:52:58.300 Dude, it's unreal.

00:53:00.840 One of my favorite movies.

00:53:02.560 Yeah, dude.

00:53:03.080 We just got to learn more about the lore because there was all kind of stuff.

00:53:05.380 I heard that you would not even conceive.

00:53:07.120 You just spawned out of the chimney of like a Buca di Beppa or something.

00:53:10.600 I've heard a lot of crazy.

00:53:11.800 Well, it's on Chocopedia.

00:53:13.160 Where did you find it?

00:53:13.860 I just heard this stuff, dude.

00:53:15.800 I heard that they just found you like you were just in a bassinet in one of those dishwashing

00:53:22.340 Like things

00:53:22.960 At a

00:53:23.680 At a macaroni grill

00:53:25.420 They just found you in there

00:53:26.740 I mean

00:53:27.240 At this point

00:53:27.880 I might have been dropped off

00:53:28.900 By a freaking UFO

00:53:30.500 For all we know

00:53:31.780 Yeah dude

00:53:33.640 I like that

00:53:34.560 Who knows

00:53:35.560 Who knows

00:53:36.040 There's just a lot of good

00:53:36.880 But that's the best

00:53:38.160 Is the lore bro

00:53:39.180 Is just finding out

00:53:40.180 Like how it started

00:53:41.120 You know

00:53:41.600 Yeah

00:53:42.000 Cause yeah

00:53:42.800 There's all kinds of stuff

00:53:43.740 There's rumors

00:53:44.240 I got a lot of crazy lore

00:53:45.400 Yeah you weren't even born

00:53:46.440 You just climbed out of an anthill

00:53:47.660 In Sicily or whatever

00:53:48.780 Yeah

00:53:49.140 You know

00:53:49.500 There's all kind of like

00:53:50.700 Crazy rumors out there

00:53:52.320 You know

00:53:53.160 I've never even been to Italy

00:53:54.600 You haven't?

00:53:55.600 Never been outside the country

00:53:56.720 I've never been outside the country

00:53:58.160 No way, dude

00:53:59.500 Because my mom

00:54:00.620 Has a bad equilibrium

00:54:01.760 So she doesn't fly anywhere

00:54:03.200 Like, man up

00:54:04.880 Just man

00:54:05.500 Look at this

00:54:06.560 Freaking

00:54:09.000 Wow

00:54:10.540 Freaking

00:54:11.020 What would you call that

00:54:13.320 Superhero name?

00:54:14.480 This guy?

00:54:15.600 But that doesn't even look like you

00:54:17.100 Does it?

00:54:18.640 No, I know that picture

00:54:20.000 um so but but yeah so take me back to let's go back a little right take me back to when the shock

00:54:26.820 o'clock was at zero right like when i was born yeah okay i was born april 9th 1999

00:54:35.300 and i heard you stayed in the incubator for like 40 seconds you were like i'm out you know like

00:54:40.560 the hand solo freezer they had me in that because i was too i was too hot when i came out

00:54:45.780 I got struck by lightning when I came out.

00:54:48.620 They had to cool me down in that.

00:54:50.200 I was frozen like this.

00:54:51.800 Yeah.

00:54:52.640 As a baby.

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00:56:30.120 Yeah, so take me to when the shot clock was zero.

00:56:31.960 Take me there.

00:56:33.700 I don't know my earliest memory, but I know like kindergarten,

00:56:38.100 I was I was looking at paper like this and they called my parents the school they're like your

00:56:46.000 son can't see shit he's looking at the paper like it's like a playboy but you think you were seeing

00:56:55.560 anything or you think you thought there was something on it you just didn't know no no I

00:56:59.100 couldn't see so now oh I didn't bring them I should have brought them and uh they're like

00:57:05.420 They had to test my eyesight and see, like, what was going on.

00:57:10.040 Could you see anything?

00:57:12.040 It was bad.

00:57:13.540 It was blurry.

00:57:13.740 Like a worm or something?

00:57:14.660 Because worms can't even see.

00:57:16.000 Can a worm see?

00:57:16.800 Look that up.

00:57:17.700 A worm?

00:57:18.540 Yeah.

00:57:19.280 A worm.

00:57:20.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:20.620 How much could you see?

00:57:22.300 I mean, I could see.

00:57:23.520 I just can't see little things.

00:57:25.300 Okay.

00:57:26.440 Yeah.

00:57:28.140 So you can't see the haters then?

00:57:29.620 I was born with, like, a really, really rare condition, which is why I can't see or hear that good.

00:57:34.760 You want me to say what it is?

00:57:36.700 Yeah, is it alright?

00:57:37.700 Kenny, like from South Park, Kenny

00:57:40.140 Kenny Caffey Syndrome

00:57:42.580 Kenny Caffey?

00:57:43.800 Kenny Caffey Syndrome, it's so rare

00:57:45.820 I thought he fucking played for the Mets, Kenny Caffey

00:57:47.620 Kenny Caffey

00:57:48.260 It sounds like a freaking rap artist

00:57:51.880 Yeah, Kenny Caffey's dropping a new mixtape next week

00:57:55.420 It sounds like a rap artist out of Buffalo, dude

00:57:57.740 Dude, the doctors, they don't even know what I have

00:58:00.280 Of course they don't, dude

00:58:01.840 They're like, he's got Kenny Caffey, you know

00:58:04.160 Yeah, it's got Kenny Caffey.

00:58:05.320 Yeah, they're just naming fucking, he's like, he's got Benny Agbiani fucking, you know,

00:58:09.900 arms or whatever.

00:58:10.780 They're just naming shit from the past, you know?

00:58:14.420 Oh, my God, man.

00:58:15.840 Wow, Kenny Caffey syndrome is classified as primary bone dysplasia.

00:58:19.480 Oh, dysplasia, dude.

00:58:20.480 My buddy's Australian Shepherd has that.

00:58:22.940 It's a growth hormone deficiency.

00:58:25.300 It's a hip thing, huh?

00:58:26.560 Hmm?

00:58:27.140 Sometimes it can be in your hips, too, I think.

00:58:30.300 Meaning it is a disorder of how bones form and grow.

00:58:33.100 Yeah.

00:58:33.580 I don't produce growth hormone because I have an underdeveloped pituitary gland and I don't

00:58:39.240 produce calcium.

00:58:40.760 So I got to take all different, like I have to take injections for that and I have to

00:58:45.020 take pills or else I'll have a seizure and fucking die, which is what almost happened

00:58:50.600 when I was seven or eight.

00:58:53.200 Did they know, when did they know you had kidney caffeine?

00:58:55.300 When I was born.

00:58:55.700 Nah.

00:58:56.100 When I was born.

00:58:56.740 Because when I'm born, people will have it.

00:58:57.860 How'd they get you to admit it?

00:59:01.040 Because I don't think you're a snitch.

00:59:02.080 I'm big.

00:59:02.540 What happened?

00:59:03.780 I was an oversized baby

00:59:05.660 I was like freaking 8 to 10 pounds

00:59:07.700 And people that have my condition

00:59:10.120 Are big babies

00:59:11.340 And their eyes look a little bit weirder

00:59:14.020 So out the gate they knew you had it?

00:59:16.840 Oh they knew

00:59:17.780 They probably diagnosed me with it

00:59:20.820 From different things

00:59:22.220 Because you probably didn't admit you have it

00:59:23.960 Because I had a seizure

00:59:24.800 I had a seizure when I was like 1 or 2 years old

00:59:28.320 And then when I was 7 or 8

00:59:29.320 So that was the actual J-Shock

00:59:32.540 fuck fuck

00:59:34.820 why'd I do that

00:59:35.560 it's dark

00:59:36.140 that's bad

00:59:37.100 but hey out of dark

00:59:37.960 comes light

00:59:38.520 yes

00:59:39.140 yes sir

00:59:39.840 let's go

00:59:40.520 amen brother

00:59:41.260 amen

00:59:41.660 but when I was seven

00:59:43.100 I was sick

00:59:44.040 like really sick

00:59:45.100 and I was throwing up

00:59:45.920 all my medication

00:59:46.600 and that night

00:59:48.040 I used to watch

00:59:49.080 movies with my mom

00:59:50.180 and fall asleep

00:59:51.000 and I slept in her room

00:59:52.800 that night

00:59:53.240 and thank god

00:59:55.080 I think I would have died

00:59:56.140 I legitimately

00:59:57.240 would have died

00:59:57.880 because

00:59:59.140 I had a seizure

01:00:00.680 and

01:00:01.440 I woke up in the hospital, but when I was having a seizure, she, like, I was, like, you know, shaking, and she caught me and called the ambulance, called my neighbor, and I woke up in the hospital, like, what happened?

01:00:15.660 She's like, you had a seizure, and that was when we had to talk about, you know, getting better medication and making sure that I don't mess, because I was sick.

01:00:24.920 Like, I was very sick, and I was throwing up, and the doctor was like, he'll be fine.

01:00:29.000 Yeah, he just had a bad ravioli or whatever

01:00:31.280 Yeah, he'll be fine, he almost died then, that's okay

01:00:33.520 Yeah, he's just been, yeah

01:00:34.540 That's what happened

01:00:35.320 Don't put any more gravy in his bottle or whatever

01:00:37.560 Exactly

01:00:38.040 God, that's crazy, dude

01:00:40.300 Man, thank you, Debbie, right?

01:00:42.380 Thank you, Debbie

01:00:43.080 Thank you, Debbie, for your

01:00:44.040 Mama shock

01:00:44.700 For being there, man

01:00:46.260 Wow

01:00:46.960 Crazy, right?

01:00:47.800 A mother's love that she just wanted you there with her that night

01:00:50.240 That's pretty special, man

01:00:51.340 I cracked my skull open two times

01:00:53.100 Nuh-uh, with what?

01:00:55.820 My head

01:00:56.660 I fell off a stage

01:00:57.920 Oh I thought you meant with something

01:00:59.460 Like some crazy guy or whatever

01:01:01.380 Like a lightning bolt

01:01:02.200 Yeah like look I'm a piñata and just fucking hit yourself

01:01:04.620 A watch

01:01:04.940 Like a Rolex and slam it on my head

01:01:08.620 What the fuck

01:01:11.160 I was on a stage playing a game

01:01:13.020 At a Christmas party

01:01:14.600 Wait what happened

01:01:15.380 Wait what happened

01:01:17.280 Well one I fell down the stairs with a kid

01:01:19.660 And then two I fell off of a stage

01:01:23.180 I was sitting like backwards

01:01:24.460 Like this

01:01:25.900 And we were playing like a little basketball game

01:01:28.240 Where you flick it and it shoots in a thing

01:01:29.840 I must have flicked too hard

01:01:31.640 And I fucking fell back

01:01:34.360 I cracked my skull open

01:01:35.840 It was bad dude

01:01:37.020 I still remember that

01:01:38.380 You ever have those moments of pain

01:01:40.780 Where you could still feel them today

01:01:42.140 I could still feel my head hitting that tile man

01:01:45.920 Yeah I was jumping around on something when I was a kid

01:01:47.980 I jumped and this corner of my head

01:01:49.900 Hit something, broke it open

01:01:51.640 And sometimes I can still feel it a little bit

01:01:53.960 Damn

01:01:54.300 And I have a weird shaped head.

01:01:57.400 I don't know if you noticed this.

01:01:59.100 You can put your finger there.

01:02:00.460 Let me see.

01:02:01.640 Ooh.

01:02:02.880 And a lot of people online say it's a headset vent.

01:02:06.300 Let me do it one more time.

01:02:09.740 Is that it?

01:02:12.120 Ooh.

01:02:13.420 Wow, that's cool.

01:02:14.960 Yeah.

01:02:15.460 That's a shock button, huh?

01:02:16.880 The shock button?

01:02:17.960 Yeah.

01:02:18.620 Hey, don't press this.

01:02:20.260 It's like, hey, you should get one of those things on the top of a ladder.

01:02:22.760 it's like uh don't not a step or whatever yes that's it that's my head damn shock so what do

01:02:29.640 you have to do do you get that filled in or whatever my head or yeah like what do you do

01:02:33.620 do you put like a hardener in there or something like how do you get it to uh or you got to protect

01:02:37.460 that spot at all costs no no just just there i mean i wish i could chisel it up a little bit

01:02:43.240 but it's exposed though a little is it no i mean you can't see it but if you feel around

01:02:49.080 I feel like you can find that one

01:02:51.400 kind of entry point

01:02:52.500 you know what I'm talking about

01:02:55.540 yeah

01:02:56.300 you know what I'm saying

01:02:57.440 I think I could put a quarter right there

01:03:00.540 and sit there

01:03:01.340 like this wouldn't move

01:03:05.080 oh that's good huh

01:03:08.380 right

01:03:08.860 let's go

01:03:11.380 shock city dude

01:03:13.640 so but um

01:03:14.860 and then how does your hearing get bad

01:03:17.220 So through, like, grade school, middle school, like, I had to get, like, enlarged textbooks.

01:03:21.760 I had to give a little step stool to put my feet on because they would still, they would dangle.

01:03:26.300 They still freaking dangle.

01:03:28.020 And around.

01:03:30.340 Your legs seem long to me, man.

01:03:31.860 Yeah, my neck's long.

01:03:33.660 Bro, your neck is just your head's leg.

01:03:35.980 Exactly.

01:03:37.340 And I kept saying what and I couldn't hear very good and we had to take an audiologist test.

01:03:43.520 How did you know you couldn't hear very good?

01:03:45.600 Do you remember?

01:03:46.400 I was just saying what a lot, and I couldn't, I wasn't getting good notes in class, because

01:03:51.160 I was missing a lot, I'm like, what did you say, it was crazy, I remember the first time

01:03:56.360 I got hearing aids, and they put them in, I cried, because I was like, man, I never,

01:04:01.600 I got goosebumps, I never heard shit like this, you know?

01:04:04.560 Oh, really, you could hear stuff?

01:04:06.180 Yeah, different frequencies, different, like, you know, a hi-hat and a music, a little cymbal,

01:04:11.660 I heard that, like birds chirping and shit.

01:04:14.680 And you'd never really conceptualized

01:04:18.180 Yeah, because how would you know

01:04:19.120 Like I've heard them, but I forgot what they sounded like

01:04:21.380 Oh, because it got in bed

01:04:22.800 Even like music, like it was so

01:04:25.880 Unclear

01:04:28.020 And now when I put headphones on

01:04:29.300 Like it's better

01:04:30.100 I can't wear AirPods

01:04:31.740 Because

01:04:33.080 If I take these out

01:04:35.840 We should do a hearing exam right now

01:04:38.480 Yeah, can I put one in?

01:04:41.100 What did he say?

01:04:43.240 Oh yeah, sorry

01:04:44.260 Can I put one in?

01:04:46.040 It doesn't fall on your ear.

01:04:48.780 Be careful.

01:04:49.640 I don't want it to fall on your ear.

01:04:50.960 Oh, you got these little...

01:04:52.560 That's the right one.

01:04:54.420 That's the right one.

01:04:55.600 That's these little black olives, homie.

01:04:57.740 Little sound cannolis.

01:04:59.400 Let's put it up to your ear.

01:05:01.120 Can you hear me?

01:05:03.560 Is it in?

01:05:04.640 Yeah.

01:05:05.240 Can you hear louder?

01:05:06.300 Yeah, dude.

01:05:07.060 Right?

01:05:08.320 Bro, I can hear you.

01:05:10.140 Is it like a lot louder?

01:05:11.320 i'm here i'm getting a lot of reverb too i'm getting some other shit too i think it's some

01:05:16.280 chris brown is coming in could you hear alan iverson i'm getting uh yeah i can hear alan

01:05:21.320 iverson saying you're late for dinner he's pissed at you could you hear could you hear the alien

01:05:27.160 the track i can hear mike piazza he's complaining about something he's denying something a

01:05:33.200 thunderstorm i can hear a thunderstorm i can hear that movie frequency playing um what else

01:05:39.560 Oh, I can hear about 70 firetrucks.

01:05:43.720 You hear the parrots?

01:05:45.660 Shocker clack.

01:05:46.880 I can hear them.

01:05:47.960 Yeah, they're all there, dude.

01:05:50.260 There they are.

01:05:51.120 They just showed off.

01:05:52.320 You summoned them.

01:05:53.980 Bro, you are not of this world, J-Shock.

01:05:59.180 I'm not of this world?

01:06:00.980 Is that what you said?

01:06:01.880 Oh, yeah.

01:06:02.180 You can't hear me.

01:06:03.040 Sorry.

01:06:03.880 I thought you were messing with me.

01:06:05.180 I can't hear you.

01:06:05.960 You, bro, put it in and I'll tell you something.

01:06:09.560 what the fuck is going on dude okay dude first of all you need it you you're picking up like

01:06:18.880 70 different houses around here like i'm i'm picking up planets yeah oh i could solar system

01:06:25.820 i could hear somebody putting in their uh paramount plus password like this shit in there

01:06:31.020 i couldn't even hear it dude i couldn't hear their netflix login yeah i just heard you got

01:06:37.080 two text messages from lacy you didn't reply to i heard like 70 things all at once bro it's too

01:06:44.220 much dude bro that was a lot bro you know the best thing though i when i take them out i can't

01:06:50.180 hear anything so when i go to sleep i just crash i don't hear alarms matter of fact coming here i

01:06:57.720 almost missed a flight because so when i when i slept dude what do you mean was the flight just

01:07:02.300 entire 50 eagles you gooner i know right to take me i slept on a pillow like on a couch the whole

01:07:07.820 week i was at in cali and the pillow was here and the phone was here i didn't hear the alarm

01:07:14.620 i i slept through it i slept through it mr vaughn and i i almost didn't come mr vaughn am i somebody

01:07:21.180 stepdad thio thio thio thanks it's okay i accept mr vaughn it just hurts i missed the uber i didn't

01:07:26.600 hear him knocking on the door i wake up and i'm like you gotta call another uber we're not gonna

01:07:30.520 make it i miss the alarm i slept right through because i can't hear shit but how good do you

01:07:34.840 sleep brother excellent oh but not really though i don't get sleep because i can't sleep i'm up

01:07:40.560 all night till like 5 a.m 5 30 what are you doing what do you mean why oh i stream till like one or

01:07:46.480 two and then i'm just editing or coming up with new content ideas and just studying like work

01:07:54.000 other people's work and trying to make my own thing you know dude you're the best man so are you

01:07:59.780 Thanks, bro.

01:08:00.580 Mr. Theo.

01:08:01.500 Hey, Mr. Shock.

01:08:03.100 Mr. Shock.

01:08:04.500 Yeah.

01:08:04.860 What was, um, the hearing aids, yeah.

01:08:07.900 Yeah, dude, that's fascinating.

01:08:09.240 I never got to hear him before.

01:08:11.580 Did it make you feel any type of way?

01:08:13.360 Like, was it hard to develop, like, um, like, did it affect how you felt about yourself,

01:08:19.240 some of that stuff, or no?

01:08:20.720 Like, how I felt?

01:08:21.740 Yeah.

01:08:21.940 With other people?

01:08:22.780 Yeah, just like, did it affect, like, how you felt about yourself?

01:08:25.040 Like, the fact you had to have a hearing aid?

01:08:26.240 It was so, I used to wear the over-the-ear ones.

01:08:28.520 Mm-hmm.

01:08:28.780 And that was like pretty obvious.

01:08:31.160 Like when I was, I had a, when I had a girlfriend and we would, when we would make out, it would

01:08:36.060 just be like, it would sound like this.

01:08:41.440 We're getting like, we're getting out of business.

01:08:46.060 She's like, upload me some wiener.

01:08:48.840 Uploading data.

01:08:52.320 So I had to like take them out.

01:08:54.200 Downloading.

01:08:54.640 So I couldn't even hear this girl moan when I, when I, you know, it was like.

01:08:58.780 I was like, she was moaning.

01:09:00.800 I was like, one more time.

01:09:03.740 She hit the, you know, I'm like, one more time.

01:09:09.180 Chuck o'clock.

01:09:12.500 So, yeah, no, I felt a little bit uncomfortable for a while wearing them,

01:09:16.580 but I got used to it, you know?

01:09:18.260 Yeah.

01:09:18.920 The more mature and everything.

01:09:20.600 I'll tell you a crazy story.

01:09:21.960 Yeah.

01:09:22.200 I played rugby in college.

01:09:24.420 What?

01:09:25.140 Yes.

01:09:25.580 Where did you go to school online?

01:09:28.780 How the fuck did you play rugby in college, bro?

01:09:33.320 I swear to God.

01:09:34.580 Look it up.

01:09:35.400 Look it up.

01:09:36.220 Malloy University.

01:09:37.440 Malloy?

01:09:37.940 You're not going to find it.

01:09:38.820 It's on my Instagram.

01:09:39.760 Okay, you're not going to find it, dude.

01:09:42.200 Instagram way down.

01:09:43.380 You'll see a picture of rugby.

01:09:45.060 I played the number 15 spot.

01:09:46.900 Fuck yeah.

01:09:47.380 And it was all the way on the end.

01:09:48.540 And we had an alumni game, the first game we played.

01:09:50.700 And I wore my over-the-ear hearing aid like an idiot.

01:09:53.060 Theo I rocked this kid so hard

01:09:56.780 That I poked

01:09:57.900 I poked an ear in my eardrum

01:10:01.000 With my hearing aid

01:10:02.340 You poked a hole in your eardrum

01:10:03.620 Yes with the hearing aid

01:10:05.540 I decked him

01:10:07.660 And the hearing aid pushed in

01:10:09.800 And poked a hole

01:10:10.840 I was able because I vaped at the time

01:10:13.260 I was able to blow smoke out of my ear

01:10:15.920 No way

01:10:17.260 I have the clip

01:10:17.960 Yeah I have the clip of me

01:10:19.180 And it was come out of my ear

01:10:21.560 Oh, dude, in Syracuse, New York, that's a mating call.

01:10:24.220 Blowing vape smoke out of one of your ear holes?

01:10:26.360 Where in Syracuse?

01:10:27.460 Yeah.

01:10:28.020 Oh, my God.

01:10:28.920 That's a fucking mating call over there, brother.

01:10:31.440 I know.

01:10:31.780 It's crazy.

01:10:32.380 I played a lot of different sports.

01:10:34.880 Wait, you found it?

01:10:36.480 You see that?

01:10:37.780 Bro, that's fucking nothing, bro.

01:10:39.280 That's how you hail a taxi in Norfolk, Virginia, bro.

01:10:41.840 Just blowing a little vape smoke.

01:10:43.680 Like a Thomas the Tank engine.

01:10:45.820 Yeah, dude.

01:10:47.200 I love that.

01:10:50.200 Now we gotta get a pair, man

01:10:52.760 Bro, let me tell you this

01:10:53.920 As a gift, will you let me get you one?

01:10:56.460 It's gotta be green

01:10:57.180 Bro, I think they only come like that

01:11:00.120 And you can only have a little more, okay?

01:11:01.760 I think I'm feeling it, Mr. Cramps

01:11:04.160 I feel like we've done a good job so far

01:11:10.980 Do you guys feel like that?

01:11:12.120 It's been really cool

01:11:12.920 Yeah

01:11:13.560 It's been fun

01:11:14.260 And it's been awesome

01:11:15.980 And it's been informative, man

01:11:17.000 And I think the best thing, man

01:11:18.700 About our conversation so far is

01:11:20.140 i think i get a real feel for who you are thank you as a person i don't know it's just cool man

01:11:25.280 we haven't gotten into like this this how i got into like content more we're gonna get that that's

01:11:30.860 exactly we're gonna head we're about to head in a streamer you um we're gonna spot to start in the

01:11:34.520 content um so but yeah man i just think you start to get a feeling of who somebody is and i think it

01:11:39.760 just makes me feel excited that there's people in the world who still feel or still just trying to

01:11:44.380 be themselves you know right um and i think we're all just trying to be ourselves yes uh oh dude i

01:11:51.460 have to tell you about this i can't before we move on shout out to my friend his name is solomon

01:11:54.760 williams he is a rugby player and he played on cal rugby he won the national player of the year

01:12:00.100 i just want to bring a picture of him up this this their whole family's great

01:12:05.920 definitely not better than me

01:12:08.020 Hey, right, bro?

01:12:10.880 Salmi, you heard him, bro.

01:12:13.180 He's challenging you.

01:12:14.000 No, no, no.

01:12:14.380 He's right there in the middle.

01:12:15.120 He's the other one.

01:12:16.060 Jesus.

01:12:16.720 Yeah, he's that one.

01:12:17.940 That guy?

01:12:18.960 Yeah, so, and if you've just seen that picture of those guys,

01:12:22.760 you might not have picked him out of those guys.

01:12:25.000 He played rugby?

01:12:26.180 Oh, dude, he's the number one player in the country last year.

01:12:28.420 He's got that jawline of a rugby player.

01:12:31.620 One of the best guys.

01:12:32.940 Damn.

01:12:33.420 That guy's one of the best.

01:12:34.820 Shout out him.

01:12:35.400 Shout out Cal Rugby.

01:12:36.580 Fair play to the boys.

01:12:38.020 but anyway you told me that dude and he popped into my head bro it's funny oh and just before

01:12:44.840 we move on you really played rugby yes i did and did you guys practice and train and everything

01:12:48.960 so i tried practicing i couldn't even run a half a mile what we had to go like run to the fence

01:12:54.500 and back i'm i would be tripping falling like i my stamina is terrible you ever see me run

01:13:00.580 I saw you at streamer you

01:13:02.960 Alright

01:13:04.140 Let me see it again

01:13:09.700 Hold on

01:13:10.280 I don't know if it's duck

01:13:12.020 Alright

01:13:13.200 Try one more time

01:13:17.820 Can you do it one more time for me

01:13:18.940 I want to make sure we got this

01:13:20.520 Let's start back from over there

01:13:21.920 Because I feel kind of what you're saying about the duck thing

01:13:24.160 But I don't know if I

01:13:25.000 Alright

01:13:25.500 i feel it's like a like a dad that had like a

01:13:30.840 one more time sorry i think i can't remember good

01:13:35.540 that's okay oh there's a camera there that one you look like somebody that's like left something

01:13:43.840 somewhere every time you run it looks like somebody that left something somewhere and

01:13:46.360 they're going to get it is that camera good i don't know it's like a peek at it yeah but

01:13:51.860 Yeah, I can't run.

01:13:52.840 Well, then how do you play rugby then?

01:13:54.920 I ran.

01:13:56.700 What?

01:13:57.240 You just, you figured it out?

01:13:58.580 I just, I could hit people hard.

01:14:00.380 Okay.

01:14:01.360 You know, I got a, I've got a muscle on me.

01:14:03.600 Jack shock.

01:14:04.600 Oh, dude, bro, if I could, if I could jerk off with those arms, bro, I wouldn't leave

01:14:09.600 the house, dude.

01:14:10.880 Spraying shit out of the planet.

01:14:11.680 And is that a crazy thing to say, dude?

01:14:13.440 What are we even talking about?

01:14:15.400 Sorry, dude.

01:14:16.180 You're, you're of age, right?

01:14:17.960 I'm 27.

01:14:18.740 Oh, great.

01:14:19.120 We're good there in here.

01:14:19.860 We're just a couple of Italian guys, you know what I'm saying?

01:14:23.400 We're just a couple of out-of-work Italians.

01:14:25.640 That's all we are here.

01:14:27.120 I don't know.

01:14:27.780 I wasn't – I'm athletic, but, like, it's a lot of – it takes a lot of energy for me.

01:14:36.380 Like, we walked here in Nashville around.

01:14:38.980 I was dying.

01:14:40.040 Yeah.

01:14:40.520 You know?

01:14:41.020 It can be a lot.

01:14:41.880 I'm like this.

01:14:43.320 What did you – but what was y'all's team name, the team name you played with?

01:14:47.840 The Malloy Rugby Lions.

01:14:49.640 Malloy Lions

01:14:50.500 Brisbane Lions

01:14:53.140 I was a fan of theirs

01:14:53.780 but they're Australian football

01:14:55.980 if you could go back in time

01:14:59.220 is there a sport that now

01:15:00.640 looking back strategically

01:15:02.220 based on you and your abilities

01:15:04.460 you think you would have been great at

01:15:06.100 if you'd applied yourself

01:15:07.080 is there one?

01:15:09.280 I think basketball

01:15:10.880 I probably had the best shot

01:15:12.960 because I was really good at shooting threes

01:15:15.720 a couple clubs of me playing basketball

01:15:18.100 at Dreamer U, but I love

01:15:20.180 basketball. Football was too

01:15:22.000 small for it. Baseball was...

01:15:23.980 Baseball was another one, though, like Little League.

01:15:26.480 Like, that shit, man.

01:15:28.080 Dude, your strike zone is the size of a Zen

01:15:30.020 can. These? No, your

01:15:31.900 strike zone is probably the size of a damn Zen can.

01:15:33.880 Oh, yeah, right? Yeah. Hit dingers right

01:15:35.900 there, man. Oh, dude, you would have walked

01:15:37.980 every... I walked a lot.

01:15:39.780 Oh, yeah. But I also hit a couple

01:15:41.360 dingers. I remember I got my first

01:15:43.800 double and my dad missed it because he was

01:15:45.320 driving the fire engine in Queens.

01:15:47.660 My mom saw it.

01:15:48.940 That was like a good moment.

01:15:50.400 I used to pitch a little bit too.

01:15:51.680 Did you?

01:15:52.860 I have a gun.

01:15:54.140 I have a freaking.

01:15:54.860 I could see it.

01:15:55.860 I could throw a football far, baseball far.

01:15:58.340 Probably basketball though.

01:15:59.920 Because I liked it.

01:16:00.840 Yeah.

01:16:01.720 I was on my high school team.

01:16:03.080 You were?

01:16:03.880 There's pictures everywhere.

01:16:05.120 You can find them.

01:16:05.920 I didn't.

01:16:06.280 We got to bring those up.

01:16:07.860 We do our research, but we don't try to make it too much like a, you know.

01:16:10.600 I scored, I think, 13 points the whole season.

01:16:14.160 Nuh-uh.

01:16:14.820 Or 19.

01:16:15.600 That's good.

01:16:16.100 My dad, my uncle's like

01:16:17.840 You know that's how much people get in a game

01:16:20.040 It's like

01:16:21.120 Top 5 score

01:16:23.320 The team sucked

01:16:26.420 Dude yeah the freaking team sucked

01:16:27.640 What was the team called?

01:16:29.140 The Gales

01:16:29.820 The Gales dude

01:16:33.560 It's a breeze I think

01:16:35.620 There you go right there

01:16:36.500 That's you playing rugby

01:16:37.800 That's rugby man

01:16:39.200 Let's go

01:16:39.980 No cap

01:16:41.880 That's before I had my jaw surgery

01:16:45.780 So look how different I look

01:16:47.160 Dude yeah you did look different

01:16:48.700 What was it about

01:16:49.420 What was the jaw surgery

01:16:50.480 When did that come in

01:16:51.340 That came in

01:16:52.540 That kid behind me

01:16:54.900 The lightweight

01:16:55.500 Obviously that kid

01:16:58.280 Look at him

01:16:58.660 He's fucking

01:16:59.100 We had to do like

01:17:01.040 What's it called

01:17:02.420 In a frat

01:17:04.040 Where you like

01:17:04.540 Horse around

01:17:05.480 Something with an age

01:17:06.900 Hazing or whatever

01:17:07.720 Hazing

01:17:08.820 So we had to do that

01:17:10.420 Like a warm up

01:17:11.360 Like get into the brotherhood

01:17:12.760 And we did like

01:17:13.900 Drinking challenges

01:17:14.700 Yeah

01:17:15.380 They would just hand it to the kid behind me

01:17:17.260 because they didn't like him.

01:17:18.260 It felt so bad.

01:17:20.020 This kid couldn't drink either.

01:17:21.380 He couldn't?

01:17:21.920 After half a beer, he would get drunk

01:17:24.620 and he would, like, pass out.

01:17:26.280 We got him messed up.

01:17:28.020 He looks like he'll drink half your nuts,

01:17:29.680 to be honest with you.

01:17:33.380 But I don't know him, bro.

01:17:35.080 And also, blessings, dude.

01:17:36.580 We can't be roasting this fucking kid.

01:17:38.700 We don't even know him.

01:17:39.520 I'm sorry.

01:17:40.860 Don't say his name.

01:17:41.960 You don't know his name.

01:17:42.820 I'm so sorry.

01:17:43.860 You brought him up, dude.

01:17:46.380 And first of all, bro, why didn't your parents put you in the sun a little bit?

01:17:49.760 They got you fucking out of here looking like a marshmallow that fucking plays soccer, dude.

01:17:55.480 They got you out of here looking like a...

01:17:57.200 I look green.

01:17:58.280 Bro, you look like a white, you're going to call it, dude.

01:18:00.920 You look like...

01:18:01.680 A fucking pelican.

01:18:04.060 Bro, yeah, you look like a fucking...

01:18:06.320 You look like an egg that's doing his own thing for the day or whatever, bro.

01:18:11.860 I look like a gas bubble.

01:18:17.500 What are we talking about, dude?

01:18:19.640 Like one of those cartoon gas bubbles.

01:18:21.740 Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.

01:18:23.300 Damn, like a little fart.

01:18:24.920 Oh, yeah, you look like a fucking, yeah.

01:18:27.060 You look like a fart from Europe, dude.

01:18:29.200 You look like something somebody would throw and a dog would bring back, bro.

01:18:34.080 But a strong dog.

01:18:35.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:37.440 Not a little fucking.

01:18:38.620 Dude, yo, straight flaming me.

01:18:41.460 sorry bro I'm joking I'm joking bro that is so funny I'm joking bro and look at the guy behind

01:18:47.820 you trying to be black he just put a bunch of dirt on his legs that's bullshit I hate it when

01:18:51.880 dudes do that I hate that dude and then he even wore like the black sleeves like look I'm black

01:18:58.900 that guy's not even black dude bro how could three dudes be three different colors and all

01:19:06.420 live in the same country, too, on this picture.

01:19:08.700 Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God.

01:19:10.720 This is crazy. And this is FIFA, dude.

01:19:12.480 This is the problem we're having since they expanded

01:19:14.460 the tournament and let more teams in.

01:19:16.220 Look at my jawline, how bad it is.

01:19:18.400 I thought the jawline's solid, bro.

01:19:20.460 Yeah, it's before my surgery. What'd they do?

01:19:23.060 They broke my top

01:19:24.380 and bottom jaw and realigned it.

01:19:25.940 Jesus Christ. Type in J-Shock jaw surgery.

01:19:28.480 It'll come up. Who were they? Did you get their license

01:19:30.380 plate?

01:19:32.020 No, the doctor didn't. Were you having

01:19:34.280 trouble feeding or whatever?

01:19:36.420 feeding or eating or whatever feeding i don't know what you're doing bro at this point this

01:19:42.260 is this is the the newer one you got to go to the old one um what is going on i had to have

01:19:48.420 corrective jaw surgery because of my calcium deficiency and um they they had to start by

01:19:55.140 because i have all baby teeth these are all you want to show you yeah let me see a couple of them

01:19:59.780 oh wow

01:20:01.960 baby shock

01:20:03.000 it's like a dinosaur

01:20:04.900 those are worth money

01:20:06.120 they're the baby ones

01:20:06.760 right

01:20:07.060 you'd have nibble

01:20:09.100 so it's on YouTube

01:20:10.800 J-Shock 99 jaw surgery

01:20:15.560 on YouTube

01:20:16.080 but anyway

01:20:16.820 I had to get

01:20:18.040 new teeth

01:20:18.980 so in order to get

01:20:19.880 new teeth

01:20:20.280 they had to start

01:20:20.860 by realigning my jaw

01:20:21.960 so I was out of work

01:20:23.420 and school

01:20:23.900 for like three or four months

01:20:25.160 cause

01:20:25.920 they blew up my jaw

01:20:27.900 like they had to

01:20:28.460 break my top and bottom

01:20:29.440 I look like a freaking Kardashian model

01:20:32.000 Like you're gonna see the picture

01:20:33.300 It's crazy

01:20:34.920 It was the most pain I've ever been through

01:20:37.120 I couldn't even do this

01:20:38.520 My mom had to feed me soup and water

01:20:41.240 Through a syringe

01:20:42.500 And they put me on like

01:20:44.340 They put me on shock o'clock

01:20:47.480 I had a bottle of shock o'clock

01:20:50.320 Nuh uh

01:20:51.000 Did you have one of those feeding bottles or whatever

01:20:53.800 No I don't know if I could talk about what I was on

01:20:56.300 Like prescribed

01:20:57.260 Oh you were on medication

01:20:58.600 was it scary

01:21:00.560 no

01:21:01.800 it was awesome

01:21:03.060 for a little bit

01:21:04.660 oh yeah

01:21:05.220 but it's dangerous

01:21:06.040 that stuff

01:21:06.640 you know

01:21:06.880 you can't be doing

01:21:07.420 that shit

01:21:07.880 but Elden Ring

01:21:09.340 came out

01:21:09.900 around the time

01:21:10.660 I was

01:21:11.080 on the

01:21:12.640 Shotgun Clock

01:21:13.240 Potion

01:21:13.720 it was fun

01:21:15.740 elevator ring

01:21:16.660 oh the ring camera

01:21:17.680 no

01:21:18.360 Elden Ring

01:21:19.200 Elden Ring

01:21:19.780 the game

01:21:20.220 and it just like

01:21:21.780 it was crazy man

01:21:23.200 it took away

01:21:24.220 the pain

01:21:24.660 but it was like

01:21:25.280 it was crazy

01:21:26.500 yeah

01:21:26.860 I wonder what games

01:21:27.760 go best with pills

01:21:28.580 Or whatever

01:21:29.020 I wonder what games go best with pills

01:21:32.020 I don't even know

01:21:35.320 Anything that is a video game probably

01:21:37.800 You gotta pull up that picture though

01:21:39.940 I have it

01:21:40.460 You want me to show you?

01:21:41.300 Yeah

01:21:41.620 Oh my god bro

01:21:45.340 That looks like you and Sketch

01:21:46.700 This is really you dude?

01:21:50.360 That's me

01:21:51.060 There it is

01:21:52.680 Look at it

01:21:55.700 Look how swollen I am

01:21:56.960 uh oh yeah you look like you're saving something for winter

01:22:00.000 that's crazy there's like a screenshot or a b-roll or overlay of like the pictures

01:22:07.160 oh look at you've been drinking breast milk for 40 years

01:22:10.160 sucking and mucking look at this oh fuck look like damn look like you're sucking on a tit off

01:22:17.620 of the lie dude in the tesla like this yeah bro you look like you fucking got a yeah got a tough

01:22:24.540 hit on some jersey tit right over there some fucking turnpike nipple that's what got a hold

01:22:30.840 to you brother the lie nipples oh look like you were trying to give up damn look like you were

01:22:36.060 trying to slurp on something in bumper to bumper traffic right there brother that's a tough look

01:22:41.380 dude isn't that crazy it is dude god you've been through so much man i've been through so much

01:22:47.220 the uh oh like real talk i know and just your resiliency man and your attitude your ability to

01:22:54.760 have a positive attitude it's so funny man i think seeing you today is like and i hate to even make

01:22:59.460 this about myself but like it's just what i needed i needed to be reminded of like that like everybody

01:23:06.220 is dealing with stuff we're all going through things that we got this right and the way to do

01:23:11.400 it is just is to keep positive you know i've been through some more psychological shit um i don't

01:23:18.360 know how deep you want me to get into it but could we talk about that stuff yeah what was one of the

01:23:23.640 tougher times that you dealt with you feel like like when it comes to like some of your mental

01:23:26.840 like mental health and emotional health that sort of thing we can talk about like weed yeah we can

01:23:32.100 yeah so i used to smoke a lot of weed when i was younger like high school college or college mainly

01:23:37.200 And I was addicted to the pen, called the Penjaman.

01:23:41.800 I had a Rick and Morty pen.

01:23:43.260 Penjaman button, they called you, I bet.

01:23:45.420 Something like that, yeah.

01:23:47.200 And I was in Cape Cod, my homeland, right, where I was born.

01:23:52.580 And I was drinking, I was smoking, not getting sleep.

01:23:56.300 I was sleep deprived.

01:23:58.120 I didn't think of a mixture of everything.

01:23:59.860 And then I did it so much that I went into psychosis.

01:24:03.860 From hitting that pen?

01:24:04.900 For over a month.

01:24:06.460 And I was, it was bad.

01:24:08.840 I was checked into multiple hospitals.

01:24:10.500 I was in a psych ward for over a month.

01:24:14.800 And while I was, how I, why this happened is because.

01:24:17.240 Did you get 5150'd or whatever?

01:24:18.740 Did you get 5150'd it's called or something?

01:24:21.000 51.

01:24:21.820 You're in a psych ward, go on.

01:24:23.320 Oh, sorry.

01:24:24.640 And before I got there, I was, I was looking, I was working at Home Depot.

01:24:28.700 That was my first like real job.

01:24:30.200 And I felt like people were following me.

01:24:32.540 Like I was ringing up the same four customers all day.

01:24:34.860 i was hearing voices in my head and then i get in my car and i'm like dad like people are following

01:24:41.900 me like i would say like i would say red car like i want a red car like a red car would drive by

01:24:47.040 it was only like weird little coincidences that were happening but that's what happens when you're

01:24:50.820 in psychosis like these coincidences happening shit seems so real so i ended up getting home

01:24:57.280 i thought my dad was recording me we had like a fucking fist fight like it was bad dude are you

01:25:04.080 You accused him of recording you.

01:25:05.800 No, I thought cameras were recording me.

01:25:07.580 There weren't.

01:25:08.040 I thought my whole life was being broadcasted.

01:25:09.880 Where did you think that your dad was hiding the cameras?

01:25:11.920 On his phone.

01:25:13.180 Because every time he was on the phone,

01:25:14.880 the camera looked like it was recording me.

01:25:16.900 Oh, you thought it was recording you.

01:25:18.060 Yeah, so I ran to my neighbor's house.

01:25:20.580 What did you tell the neighbors?

01:25:21.400 Did you knock on the door or did you just go?

01:25:22.520 I said, my parents are trying to do some shit.

01:25:25.440 And they're like, oh, you're good.

01:25:26.700 You're good.

01:25:27.000 Trust me.

01:25:28.040 Oh, no, I was playing GTA.

01:25:31.220 and in the game there was like things happening in the game like I was getting pulled over in the

01:25:35.460 game and like I thought like all this stuff was happening because of like what like I did something

01:25:39.920 wrong it was so weird Theo like I can't even explain it um was it scary too was it scary also

01:25:46.940 yeah it was really scary they were telling me either you take the medicine or we check you

01:25:51.620 into a psych ward and the psych ward I was in was all of younger people when I was there

01:25:56.440 did you have a sport you have like a volleyball team you have a sports league or anything in there

01:25:59.720 or no? Like a psych ward

01:26:01.440 sports unit? Or yeah, like a

01:26:03.320 um... No, they had a basketball court, and I'll

01:26:05.620 tell you, I was

01:26:07.760 shooting full court shots

01:26:09.740 like it was, like

01:26:11.460 nothing, because the drugs they had you

01:26:13.560 on in that hospital were like

01:26:15.620 limit, you ever see Limitless movie? It was

01:26:17.560 like a pill that it unlocked

01:26:19.400 all of my brain, and I was doing

01:26:21.620 shit, I learned how to freestyle,

01:26:23.840 I learned how to rap, I learned

01:26:25.620 how to do all this different stuff because

01:26:27.620 of the medication, it was terrible. Bro,

01:26:29.300 The serotonin's down, but these buckets are up.

01:26:31.760 You feel me?

01:26:32.340 That's all I'm saying, bro.

01:26:33.740 That's crazy in there.

01:26:34.820 So now while I'm there, like, it was all these different coincidences happening.

01:26:38.980 There was a lot of weird people in there, like, that had their own problems.

01:26:41.680 In the psych ward, who was one of the wildest cats in there?

01:26:45.480 I don't remember any names, really.

01:26:47.600 Well, yeah, we don't need a name.

01:26:48.420 There was this one dude.

01:26:49.340 Uh-huh.

01:26:50.960 There was some crazy people in there, man.

01:26:52.900 I had this big African-American guy in my room.

01:26:56.780 Black guy.

01:26:57.580 Yeah, big black guy in my room.

01:27:00.300 And in the middle of the night, he woke me up, like, hovering over me.

01:27:04.960 Oh, yeah.

01:27:05.920 You got any snacks?

01:27:07.920 Really?

01:27:08.420 He's like, I got some gummies in my, chips in my bag.

01:27:11.240 He probably smelled.

01:27:11.700 He's like, I need them now.

01:27:14.620 He said he needed them?

01:27:15.300 He was like, holy shit.

01:27:16.000 Probably smelled them.

01:27:17.620 If you're that big, dude, you can smell food better than we can.

01:27:21.000 Yeah.

01:27:21.580 Dude, there was so much shit that's happened in my life.

01:27:24.260 And so the craziest part of all this is that two things.

01:27:30.600 One, when I was at Home Depot, I worked with this kid and he was training to become a doctor.

01:27:35.880 And when I was in one of the hospitals that I was admitted to, I saw him walking around the hospital.

01:27:40.900 I'm like, dad, that's one of the guys that's following me.

01:27:43.060 He works with me.

01:27:43.660 He's spying on me.

01:27:44.980 And he's like, he's not.

01:27:46.100 He's just a regular doctor.

01:27:47.460 A couple of years later, I called him.

01:27:48.800 I'm like, yo, did you ever work at this hospital at this time?

01:27:51.080 He's like, that was me.

01:27:52.620 You're lying.

01:27:53.160 He's like, that was me.

01:27:54.260 He's like, now you can rest easy.

01:27:55.980 Was it really him?

01:27:56.900 It was really him.

01:27:57.980 So he worked at Home Depot and at the hospital.

01:28:00.140 Yeah, training.

01:28:01.880 Training for what?

01:28:03.340 What?

01:28:03.780 Like, what training would a doctor need at Home Depot, really?

01:28:06.600 He just had a side job while he was going to school.

01:28:09.540 He wasn't there.

01:28:09.880 Oh, got it.

01:28:10.780 Dude, you ever have that?

01:28:12.260 Okay, go on.

01:28:13.280 I'm sorry.

01:28:13.580 I have a question about Home Depot, but...

01:28:15.420 I'm going to tell you in a second.

01:28:17.220 The craziest thing about all this is the second thing.

01:28:20.040 You know Logic, the rapper?

01:28:21.260 Yeah.

01:28:21.600 He wrote a book.

01:28:22.900 His name is Bobby Hall.

01:28:23.860 but he wrote a book called Supermarket and in the book it's about him living like a double life

01:28:29.800 and he's going through psychosis and he's trying to like hide a killing that he did. It's a really

01:28:37.060 great book, Supermarket. That book came out at the same time I was going through psychosis

01:28:41.760 so I thought I was the main character of the book that was being filmed live action in the hospital

01:28:49.740 and around the world.

01:28:50.700 I thought they were like

01:28:51.620 doing a 24-hour live stream

01:28:53.660 of me being a real character

01:28:55.960 of that book.

01:28:56.600 Jay shock.

01:28:57.700 I swear to God.

01:28:59.840 Would you ever leave

01:29:01.060 like messages for yourself

01:29:02.240 to find later?

01:29:03.040 Like, hey, I'm going to write

01:29:03.500 myself this note.

01:29:04.220 Yes.

01:29:04.620 I had a whole notebook of it.

01:29:06.440 I wrote songs in it.

01:29:07.700 I wrote little things

01:29:08.700 of the girls I liked.

01:29:11.120 I remember I got a boner.

01:29:14.000 Tell us about that boner.

01:29:15.380 That boner,

01:29:16.140 that was a nurse.

01:29:17.500 And at the time,

01:29:18.540 like my body wasn't working right like my brain nothing was like working but the stuff they were

01:29:23.600 putting me on was making me feel different things and i remember one day i was like oh i forgot what

01:29:28.500 i forgot what a boner felt like and this girl came up to me we were talking i was risen the

01:29:33.280 fucking i thought i was gonna bang this nurse oh it's hospital riz and that thing was jumping

01:29:38.320 oh i said maybe i'm talking to everyone i just can't even explain to you you would have to be

01:29:43.820 in my head to really know what it felt like but how did the psychosis come to an end it just they

01:29:50.880 my parents saved me they really did like they got me out of there they're like you can't give them

01:29:55.880 any more medication because they try to keep you in there theo oh yeah they try to keep that's how

01:30:00.760 they make money it's like the zoo they want the animals yeah go imagine you go to a zoo and there's

01:30:05.000 no animals or they're like hey this animal got better we let him go they're like what

01:30:08.700 This animal's back happy with his family

01:30:14.220 You never see any of that

01:30:15.460 They're always like

01:30:15.920 This animal, yeah

01:30:17.000 He's got bad lungs or whatever

01:30:18.700 We're keeping him or something

01:30:19.700 That's always the prognosis

01:30:21.080 When you're at the zoo, dude

01:30:21.940 It's fucking bullshit

01:30:22.720 Or this animal, yeah

01:30:24.840 He's still, you know what I'm saying

01:30:25.720 We're doing physical therapy with him

01:30:27.800 For like 11 years or whatever

01:30:29.360 He's good now

01:30:30.480 It's always some bullshit

01:30:32.980 The hippopotamus can open his mouth now

01:30:34.640 He's good

01:30:35.100 The eagle could fly

01:30:37.060 but yeah i got out and i just i never smoked weed again do you think that something about that do you

01:30:45.020 do you think that something about that psychosis the idea of like seeing yourself outside of

01:30:50.140 yourself did that lead you into streaming like you don't talk about it led me into being creative

01:30:56.700 i'll say that i was always creative but like it kind of like it was like an epiphany almost like

01:31:01.300 how well i was doing music at the time i produced music so again like this is another example of why

01:31:09.100 of i was of how psychosis worked i thought i was a producer for jay-z in the hospital i was playing

01:31:16.960 piano and i thought they were recording what i was playing on the piano and sending it to jay-z

01:31:21.560 and like i was hearing it on the speakers because everything when you're in psychosis you feel like

01:31:26.660 everything is happening for you so that one of the guys the music therapy guy would come in

01:31:30.680 and he would play music for us and he would play the radio

01:31:33.460 and I would hear, I would hear like in the song,

01:31:36.800 in the lyrics, J-Shock made a beat.

01:31:38.980 J-Shock is on the, like I would hear my name in the song,

01:31:42.020 but it really wasn't there.

01:31:42.960 Got it.

01:31:43.360 It was just my mind tricking me.

01:31:45.600 Got it.

01:31:45.980 Because it's fucking crazy, dude.

01:31:48.500 Crazy.

01:31:49.560 But, um.

01:31:50.200 So you made it through all of that.

01:31:51.580 I made it through all of that.

01:31:52.400 And like, where you said like how it led to that,

01:31:55.480 I produced music at the time and I thought I was making hits.

01:31:58.900 I was, like, calling my friends on the phone.

01:32:00.920 I would remember every phone number that my friends have

01:32:03.800 because we didn't have our cell phones.

01:32:05.360 So I would remember all the names,

01:32:07.080 and I thought for the show or whatever live broadcast was on,

01:32:10.520 I thought I would have to remember the phone number for the thing.

01:32:13.760 I thought I called Riley Reid.

01:32:16.020 I thought I called, like, supermodels.

01:32:18.760 Riley Reid, the porn star?

01:32:20.260 Yeah, I thought I called.

01:32:21.580 To the model, sorry.

01:32:22.480 I got a phone call, and I'm like, who is this?

01:32:24.460 And she's like, it's Riley.

01:32:25.520 I'm like, what's up, Riley?

01:32:27.060 I'll be there later.

01:32:28.320 Yeah.

01:32:28.660 And it was just a fucking random person.

01:32:30.800 Who was it?

01:32:31.640 There might have been no one on the phone.

01:32:34.160 That's how crazy it was, Theo.

01:32:36.060 So, but, so, Jesus Christ.

01:32:38.700 I know I'm getting deep.

01:32:39.680 I know I'm getting all over the place, but all of it makes sense to me because it happened.

01:32:43.680 Well, I know it happened, dude, but you're like fucking out there.

01:32:46.200 You're hitchhiking through your own.

01:32:47.560 I was shooting threes like Allen Iverson.

01:32:49.580 I was calling.

01:32:51.260 Dude, you know what's crazy is?

01:32:53.220 The more you talk, the more it sounds like you might be Allen Iverson's son.

01:32:57.260 It could be.

01:32:58.580 i couldn't be so i just got to know though so you get out of the hospital things start to get

01:33:03.840 different um oh wait oh one thing i before we what is something about home depot that people do not

01:33:09.320 know dude because i'll tell you this we used to go in that section my friends and i would get high

01:33:12.560 and we go in that section where the doors are yes and we go doors yeah dude we go no work what's it

01:33:18.160 called millwork yeah we go into the millwork section dude and we wait till somebody was

01:33:22.040 standing on one of the doors and then we would knock on it dude that's funny as shit what is

01:33:26.480 something to know about Home Depot?

01:33:27.780 Just fucking stand there, dude.

01:33:30.480 It's a shitty company.

01:33:32.420 That's all you're going to know.

01:33:32.840 You think it is?

01:33:34.220 For them to fire someone that got assaulted

01:33:36.480 for defending themselves,

01:33:38.000 you're a shitty company.

01:33:39.240 That seems like typical...

01:33:40.700 I mean, that's typical Home Depot, I feel like.

01:33:42.900 In Atlanta, that feels like everyday Home Depot.

01:33:45.540 That's the headquarters.

01:33:46.880 Yeah, of course.

01:33:47.880 And we tried defending my case and all that, and...

01:33:51.880 Did they settle out of court?

01:33:53.360 No, we didn't do any court stuff.

01:33:54.880 What happened was

01:33:56.740 I worked there for four years

01:33:57.780 I worked my way up

01:33:58.580 To like a manager position

01:33:59.680 Opening clothing store

01:34:01.340 I was the king there

01:34:03.120 And I hate

01:34:03.580 And did you have to

01:34:03.960 Wear all that stuff

01:34:04.700 The belt and all

01:34:05.320 The apron

01:34:05.800 I had a little tape measure

01:34:06.900 Was it heavy or not

01:34:07.840 The stuff you had to carry around

01:34:08.820 No it wasn't heavy

01:34:09.820 Had a walkie talkie

01:34:11.720 You know

01:34:12.120 Really

01:34:12.640 It's crazy

01:34:13.600 I like walkie talkie

01:34:14.880 Yeah but it was

01:34:19.940 It was crazy

01:34:20.740 Yeah I want to build

01:34:21.200 A parrot cage

01:34:21.940 Put a little parrot

01:34:24.060 In the apron

01:34:24.600 pops out

01:34:26.520 yeah no it was

01:34:28.800 it was crazy because like when I got fired

01:34:30.920 nobody like defended me they all just dropped me

01:34:33.020 all the managers all my friends like

01:34:34.760 they kind of left me for dead you know

01:34:36.980 but you didn't

01:34:38.880 leave yourself for dead man no sir

01:34:40.500 you know tell me about how you ended up

01:34:42.600 I know you also ended up working

01:34:44.260 with the US postal system I did

01:34:46.300 they fired me too really

01:34:48.220 well the first place I got fired from because this guy

01:34:50.680 attacked me and I defended myself at Home Depot

01:34:52.800 it was that was it

01:34:54.060 I know that I've heard that story, but that's what happened there.

01:34:56.900 You got an attack.

01:34:57.480 You defended yourself.

01:34:58.620 So I know that that story's out there.

01:34:59.900 It wasn't even like this.

01:35:01.560 It was just like he comes in.

01:35:03.620 I'm clocking out, and he knocked the wind out of me.

01:35:05.920 At the time, I had pneumonia, so my ribs were bruised,

01:35:08.320 and I just got out of the hospital, and he hit me so hard.

01:35:12.220 So I slapped him back like that, and he's like,

01:35:15.220 I can do whatever I want to.

01:35:16.260 I'm older than you.

01:35:17.440 I'm like, no, you can't.

01:35:18.400 Give him that fucking wrist ravioli, brother.

01:35:22.080 Popper deli smash

01:35:24.440 You want extra fucking ham on that?

01:35:27.480 I went to the post office, had to get another job

01:35:28.620 My dad was like, you gotta get a job, you gotta get a job

01:35:30.140 I didn't want to work for the post office

01:35:31.860 Why? What did you have against him?

01:35:33.820 I didn't, it's not what I wanted to do

01:35:35.560 I wanted to make music at the time

01:35:36.800 All I wanted to do was make music

01:35:38.240 That's my passion, my dream

01:35:41.440 How do you even audition to work at the post office?

01:35:46.260 You have to take a test online

01:35:47.780 What do you think, you gotta throw out mail?

01:35:50.420 I don't know

01:35:50.940 I guess I would have at least

01:35:52.340 Go around on a bicycle

01:35:53.640 At least run from a dog

01:35:55.940 You gotta pass the road test

01:35:57.160 Which was hard

01:35:58.340 Because I couldn't even

01:35:58.960 Reach the pedals

01:35:59.540 In the mail truck?

01:36:01.200 No

01:36:01.520 I had two pillows

01:36:03.360 I used to have dreams

01:36:05.480 Where I wouldn't be able

01:36:07.300 To reach a car pedal

01:36:08.260 And when I finally

01:36:10.500 Worked for the post office

01:36:11.540 I was like

01:36:12.080 These are what the dreams

01:36:13.420 Are about

01:36:13.800 Because I couldn't

01:36:15.040 Reach the pedals

01:36:15.680 Passed the test

01:36:17.020 I was on probation

01:36:18.400 For 30 days

01:36:19.300 I had an Asian man

01:36:21.720 named Chen train me

01:36:22.880 and he's like

01:36:23.900 you're terrible

01:36:24.620 you're horrible

01:36:25.720 you're gonna be terrible

01:36:26.640 mama

01:36:26.980 he hated me

01:36:28.620 but he loved me

01:36:29.420 he was a Navy SEAL

01:36:31.420 and he trained me

01:36:32.440 to like

01:36:33.020 throw the mail out

01:36:34.580 I had to have my

01:36:36.040 magazines here

01:36:37.540 my letters here

01:36:38.300 he had to balance this shit

01:36:39.660 you had to have

01:36:40.400 a bag

01:36:41.220 over your head

01:36:42.320 with a newspaper

01:36:43.160 it's called your

01:36:43.980 your

01:36:45.220 I don't know

01:36:46.260 your day ones or something

01:36:47.240 whatever they're called

01:36:47.860 I don't remember what they're called

01:36:49.600 And you have to fill parcels, like packages, if you have a stop.

01:36:53.260 Then you have to put all your magazines.

01:36:54.760 They're called your flats.

01:36:55.920 And then you got your letters.

01:36:57.320 And they're in rubber bands.

01:36:58.880 So if you miss a rubber band, because everything is in order, that shit drops.

01:37:03.860 I would drop the mail like crazy.

01:37:05.900 I remember one time I went to the back of the mail truck to organize it.

01:37:09.680 I'm like, I got to pee.

01:37:11.160 And I had a cup I brought with me.

01:37:12.860 I fucking pissed all over the mail.

01:37:15.240 You did?

01:37:16.580 Dude, what the heck?

01:37:19.040 What were you, what were you fucking just peeing on the mail?

01:37:23.760 I felt so bad, but I was like, I couldn't control that.

01:37:27.420 What the fuck?

01:37:27.980 I peed on the mail.

01:37:29.160 Go to a park.

01:37:30.680 We had a mail truck.

01:37:32.220 There was no park.

01:37:33.140 I was on the job.

01:37:34.440 Yeah, there's a park everywhere.

01:37:36.280 There was pee on the mail everywhere.

01:37:39.300 On the packages, on the mail.

01:37:41.400 Someone got a letter with yellow shit that day, man.

01:37:43.900 Jay Shuck, you're not supposed to be peeing on people's mail.

01:37:47.240 It's a federal offense

01:37:48.940 I did it by accident

01:37:50.800 What do you mean you did it by accident

01:37:52.900 It spilled

01:37:53.620 But you got your wiener out bro

01:37:56.800 You know what I'm saying

01:37:57.680 I'm not working with much

01:37:59.340 So I couldn't control it

01:38:00.460 But still dude

01:38:01.780 So they fired me

01:38:03.220 Because they said

01:38:04.240 Not because of that

01:38:05.320 Not because of that

01:38:06.560 What did they fire you for

01:38:07.500 They didn't open up the mail truck

01:38:09.300 And just see piss everywhere

01:38:10.460 But because they said

01:38:12.480 Your hearing and vision

01:38:13.500 Are going to prohibit

01:38:14.940 How you do this job

01:38:15.780 And we can't have someone like you

01:38:17.120 fuck them dude nobody even cares if they get the mail anyway dude we had a guy that went in tucson

01:38:22.560 we had a guy who would sometimes he would deliver the mail at like 11 30 at night he'd just run out

01:38:26.780 and throw it in the fucking yard and scream at his fucking kid in front of our house and then drive

01:38:32.060 off he would floor it we had a guy who souped up his mail card he probably put like a he probably

01:38:37.400 put an f-350 engine in there or something that bitch was home bro oh my god but so you got laid

01:38:43.080 how long were you uh how long were you um in the united postal service three three months

01:38:47.940 i got close i started in winter too theo so i was in the i was slipping on ice looking like

01:38:53.840 michael jackson just dance moving on ice looking like kevin just going across that pond and home

01:38:58.360 alone he's like yeah yeah literally and uh it was hard really hard a lot of what was the hardest

01:39:04.260 thing about the mail that people don't know what's something people don't understand

01:39:07.300 just your relays and your routes like you you'll have blocks sometimes especially if you get a

01:39:14.140 walking route you have to do a push cart you don't get a truck that's the first route I ever did

01:39:18.800 so I got I was in Port Washington and they're like you're not good here I'm like give me one

01:39:24.120 more chance then they sent me to another town and that town the first route I did was a walking

01:39:28.740 route and i had to walk 200 blocks yeah that's a walking route i had to push this thing with all

01:39:38.420 mail and package it's heavy was it heavy up and down this road the the route is supposed to take

01:39:44.020 two hours it took me nine but how would you even push it were you able to did you ever think about

01:39:51.920 just tying it around your waist and pulling it behind you ever try that no you push it

01:39:55.320 You don't, you don't.

01:39:57.140 You ever do that, just muck it along?

01:39:59.960 Yeah, just mucking and chugging.

01:40:01.880 Damn, dude.

01:40:02.220 I wouldn't eat and can't eat, barely.

01:40:04.200 Would you ever just throw some of the mail out like it was just too ridiculous?

01:40:06.860 No, no.

01:40:08.180 Couldn't do that.

01:40:09.140 That's a federal offense.

01:40:10.400 I'll piss on it.

01:40:12.000 I'm not throwing it out, dude.

01:40:14.000 I'll decorate it.

01:40:14.940 I'll piss on it, but I won't throw it out.

01:40:17.680 All right, we got to get to that.

01:40:19.300 But while I was doing all this, I was still doing social media, like music.

01:40:22.880 I think I was doing full reviews like here and there in my car.

01:40:28.240 And then I finally got that.

01:40:30.240 And then my dad was like, you got to get another job.

01:40:31.740 So I found this oil company, Petro Oil Company.

01:40:37.380 I'm not going to name the specific job I was at.

01:40:39.640 Okay.

01:40:39.980 And they do oil?

01:40:41.140 They sell oil.

01:40:42.280 So I was a credit representative.

01:40:43.940 And I was making sure people get oil so they don't freeze it.

01:40:46.960 So if you didn't have money, you were going to fucking freeze that night.

01:40:50.860 And it was bad.

01:40:51.640 It was sad.

01:40:52.040 Like a little old lady

01:40:52.900 Like I need oil

01:40:54.180 It's shock o'clock

01:40:55.620 Give me some oil

01:40:56.640 I need oil

01:40:57.540 It's shock o'clock

01:40:58.600 She's freezing

01:40:59.520 I could picture her

01:41:01.420 In her room freezing

01:41:02.960 And I'm sitting there

01:41:03.760 Even my bra is cold

01:41:05.320 Yeah

01:41:05.740 My tits are so cold

01:41:07.960 It's shock o'clock

01:41:09.940 It was bad man

01:41:11.540 But I was like a top salesman there

01:41:13.640 Come over

01:41:14.400 Bring over that little

01:41:15.560 Parrot wiener

01:41:17.300 Shock o'clock

01:41:18.400 Oh my god

01:41:20.300 Sorry this story's getting

01:41:21.400 A little crazy, dude.

01:41:22.380 It was a call center.

01:41:23.180 And what town was it called?

01:41:23.960 Port what?

01:41:24.780 Huh?

01:41:25.300 What town were you in?

01:41:26.620 What town?

01:41:27.200 Port Washington.

01:41:27.740 Where was it at?

01:41:28.540 No, the oil company?

01:41:29.860 Yeah.

01:41:30.640 I don't remember where it was.

01:41:32.040 Woodbury.

01:41:33.300 But what was it all in New Jersey?

01:41:35.260 New York.

01:41:35.780 New York.

01:41:36.800 So now, I got some crazy customers on the phone yelling at you all day.

01:41:42.020 So you're selling oil?

01:41:43.220 Hmm?

01:41:43.640 You're up there selling oil by phone?

01:41:45.380 Yeah.

01:41:45.820 Oh, my God.

01:41:46.860 Literally.

01:41:47.580 You had to collect money.

01:41:48.860 You had to collect thousands of dollars.

01:41:50.300 Oh, I believe you, but it's just, what the fuck are you getting involved in, dude?

01:41:54.960 I know.

01:41:55.260 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:55.900 They just pulled all your teeth out, and now they got you selling oil by phone.

01:42:04.200 Yep, and shooting threes in a psych ward.

01:42:06.440 Let's go!

01:42:09.920 But I was doing food reviews at the time, getting past 10,000, you know, growing my following in the main miswomen.

01:42:18.040 But when I was training, one of my best friends, Charles, he's like, so what do you do for fun?

01:42:24.640 I'm like, oh, I have a social media page where I do food reviews.

01:42:28.700 And he was like, we were talking about fast food.

01:42:31.080 I'm like, I got to get back into that.

01:42:32.280 He's like, what, eating fast food?

01:42:33.380 I'm like, no, doing my food reviews.

01:42:35.420 And he kind of like started me back up again.

01:42:38.140 Like I did like all those food reviews there.

01:42:40.740 Like just kind of got me back in the rhythm of posting.

01:42:43.340 So thank you to him.

01:42:45.020 And I would be going on my lunch breaks, order food, do mukbangs.

01:42:49.300 Oh, so you started mucking like that.

01:42:50.680 Yeah, but that was at Home Depot, too.

01:42:52.380 I was doing it on all three jobs.

01:42:54.380 I was producing music, you know, selling beats, making music for artists, and then eating food.

01:42:59.600 The first ever video I did was Prime, the drink.

01:43:02.680 Yeah.

01:43:03.220 And I did a review on that.

01:43:04.420 Can you bring it?

01:43:04.860 Did you have a first video?

01:43:07.240 Oh, this is the first mukbang I ever did.

01:43:09.960 And so this is before Shaka Clock and Let's Get to Mucking?

01:43:13.160 Yes.

01:43:13.540 Yes, it is.

01:43:14.000 Okay, great.

01:43:14.320 Let's watch it

01:43:15.320 Okay, first up, we got Tropical Punch

01:43:18.440 I've had prepping before, I love it

01:43:21.100 And let's give this one a go

01:43:22.560 Look, I got the Home Nepo hat on

01:43:24.560 Dude, oh my god

01:43:29.560 Really good

01:43:30.820 Tastes like a really good fruit punch

01:43:32.720 I have no teeth in

01:43:34.100 You don't need them

01:43:35.860 I have no teeth

01:43:36.460 Dude, who needs them?

01:43:39.060 That stuff probably strips your enamel anyway

01:43:40.680 That's just a rumor

01:43:41.540 Okay, next up, we got the Minamoon

01:43:44.100 I'm going to shake

01:43:45.780 Always shake it

01:43:46.540 Always spank it

01:43:47.420 Let's crank it

01:43:48.460 I don't think I like this flavor

01:43:51.480 Oh god

01:43:55.700 There's some bad ones out there

01:43:57.260 Yeah

01:43:57.600 Dude that's awesome bro

01:43:59.320 But also

01:44:00.360 What you don't know is

01:44:01.300 I did food reviews

01:44:02.400 With no teeth

01:44:03.160 And everyone made this meme

01:44:04.720 Of gumming it down

01:44:05.700 Because

01:44:07.480 When you take the teeth

01:44:08.780 I have no teeth

01:44:09.400 They said they made up

01:44:10.880 Gumming it down

01:44:11.540 So I did food reviews

01:44:12.380 For over a year

01:44:13.280 with no teeth well that's who else is doing that oh that's our health care system

01:44:17.420 okay what do you even expect half of america's doing that now dude but here's here's my here's

01:44:24.240 here's my question for you is do you think it's easier to do a food review with or without teeth

01:44:28.640 does one matter more than the other well now i have all these fake teeth and i say when i take

01:44:33.360 the teeth out i can chew it easier because when i'm chewing this thing is like messing around

01:44:39.720 of food getting behind it yeah i mean it's just a freaking nightmare i'm eventually gonna get all

01:44:45.060 new teeth from my doctors i have like some of the best doctors dr kurtz dr rogerio dr schwartz

01:44:51.480 they just great doctors the dr barisi like luccarelli they're great doctors italians huh

01:44:58.960 yeah all italians i guess and they just they know what they're doing like they're dealing with like

01:45:04.520 a lot of different equipment and, like, money for the procedure.

01:45:08.640 Oh, shit, yeah, dude.

01:45:10.040 Just put a fucking, get a good calzone maker to put your fucking, you know.

01:45:14.560 Stuff it up.

01:45:15.400 Yeah, get some, just little shingles of the Lord for some nice baby raviolis

01:45:20.480 and put them in there, brother.

01:45:21.820 That's all it is.

01:45:23.180 At that oil job, I started doing POV videos.

01:45:26.480 Okay.

01:45:26.900 And I would film my lunch breaks, my nine-to-fives.

01:45:29.600 And the first one I ever did, there was this guy named Hub's Life.

01:45:33.120 Shout out to Hubs Life

01:45:34.020 And shout out to Noe Murillo

01:45:35.220 They were

01:45:36.060 They made this

01:45:37.320 You know POV right

01:45:38.120 POV you

01:45:39.060 Yeah

01:45:39.480 End up on a field

01:45:40.400 Whatever

01:45:40.980 POV is point of view

01:45:43.240 So it gives you a perspective

01:45:44.220 Of what your life is like

01:45:45.360 So I saw this guy

01:45:46.700 Hubs Life

01:45:47.160 Filming his 9 to 5

01:45:48.180 And I'm like

01:45:48.620 I'm gonna try one

01:45:50.200 Okay

01:45:50.640 I did it

01:45:51.240 Fucking

01:45:52.240 10 million views

01:45:53.480 Wow

01:45:54.060 So you just tried a POV

01:45:55.800 And you got 10 million views on it

01:45:57.200 How much

01:45:57.640 How many views does this have?

01:46:00.240 That's you shot?

01:46:01.380 This has like 15

01:46:02.360 14 million views

01:46:03.300 Bro

01:46:04.200 It might even have more now

01:46:05.520 But look

01:46:06.500 I would film my whole routine

01:46:07.740 Oh I like that jump at the end

01:46:09.820 Yeah well

01:46:10.260 Broke the internet

01:46:11.320 Is that what it

01:46:12.080 Broke the earthquake

01:46:14.260 Oh my gosh

01:46:16.140 You look like my friend's sister

01:46:17.520 A little bit in this

01:46:18.300 Isn't this relatable Theo

01:46:19.760 Like it's cold

01:46:20.600 You don't want to be at work

01:46:21.800 100%

01:46:22.360 You get an hour

01:46:23.260 Unpaid lunch break

01:46:24.680 Unpaid

01:46:25.360 That's what made me so relatable

01:46:27.180 It was unpaid

01:46:27.880 Oh

01:46:28.420 Little food tray

01:46:30.060 I was in Ellie

01:46:31.120 My car Ellie

01:46:31.880 Would you always eat in the front seat

01:46:33.720 Or sometimes you'd eat in the back

01:46:34.720 Always front

01:46:35.420 Huh

01:46:36.040 Would I have a chain around my

01:46:38.700 Oh the chain's great

01:46:39.680 But is there something

01:46:40.700 Is there something weird about a guy

01:46:42.040 Eating in the back by himself

01:46:43.260 Probably

01:46:44.020 That's

01:46:46.980 How would you do

01:46:47.460 I think it's okay to do it

01:46:49.040 These blew up

01:46:49.780 I did so many

01:46:50.420 I did so many things

01:46:51.660 That I was able to leave my job

01:46:52.840 So you're telling me that you were able to

01:46:54.940 So you did enough food reviews

01:46:56.780 On your lunch break at work

01:46:58.900 That you were able to quit your actual job

01:47:01.220 So I went into work one day and I had to use the bathroom and I had to put myself in personal

01:47:05.160 time, but I had to go into the bathroom.

01:47:07.820 I really had to go.

01:47:08.920 Like it was not that.

01:47:10.160 Something was effed up.

01:47:11.760 And I said the fact that.

01:47:12.440 What had you been eating, you think?

01:47:13.380 Do you remember?

01:47:14.080 I don't remember what I ate.

01:47:15.060 Probably some Italian food.

01:47:16.440 Yeah.

01:47:16.940 Too much ravioli.

01:47:17.960 Some foreign shrimp or whatever.

01:47:20.080 Yeah.

01:47:21.000 So I said the fact that I have to send an email to use the bathroom to extend my bathroom

01:47:27.180 time is enough to make me quit.

01:47:28.940 so I would plug in this calculator

01:47:30.980 how much I would need to leave

01:47:32.480 like money wise

01:47:33.900 because I would go home

01:47:34.960 and I would live stream eating

01:47:36.280 and I would make like

01:47:37.280 you know

01:47:37.660 a couple hundred dollars

01:47:38.900 for my salary for the week

01:47:40.640 so

01:47:41.520 I called up my boy

01:47:42.780 I'm like yo

01:47:43.180 I'm gonna quit

01:47:43.760 he'd like do it

01:47:44.940 so

01:47:45.620 I got a garbage bag

01:47:47.100 I came out of the bathroom

01:47:48.080 and I said

01:47:48.620 if I could find a box

01:47:49.620 or something

01:47:49.960 to put my stuff in

01:47:50.680 I'll leave

01:47:51.660 so this beautiful

01:47:53.020 Spanish lady

01:47:53.740 sitting out there

01:47:54.620 with three big black

01:47:56.400 hefty bags

01:47:57.420 I'm like

01:47:58.260 and I had one of those

01:47:58.880 bags i got all my shit put it in there and i left and my manager called me back in she's like where

01:48:05.300 are you going i'm like i'm done she's like well i need you to sign something that says you left

01:48:08.780 she handed me a loose leaf theo i signed it as j-shock because i went in as jerome and i left

01:48:15.680 as j-shock i get home parents wanted to kill me you're gonna we're gonna kick you out for quitting

01:48:21.440 Were you still living at home?

01:48:22.980 Yeah.

01:48:23.380 Yeah.

01:48:24.200 Now I'm out and about.

01:48:25.780 Like, I'm never there.

01:48:27.420 But I was.

01:48:29.360 Yeah, look, see, this is me coining.

01:48:30.840 I filmed it.

01:48:34.240 That's crazy, dude.

01:48:35.000 But this is like a day after.

01:48:36.520 Right.

01:48:36.860 Like, this is when I had to come back and drop off all my shit.

01:48:39.600 Fuck.

01:48:41.300 So take us on, how do you end up, like, dude, thanks so much for your time, too.

01:48:46.220 Yes, sir.

01:48:47.040 Thank you for having me.

01:48:47.980 Oh, you bet, man.

01:48:49.180 This is awesome, dude.

01:48:49.900 We're going to have to keep in touch.

01:48:51.880 I'm going to look you in the eyes for this one.

01:48:54.900 Hey.

01:48:55.660 No, no look.

01:48:56.660 I like that.

01:48:57.640 Thank you, bro.

01:48:58.360 No, no look.

01:48:59.320 I got the look back.

01:49:00.480 Yes, sir.

01:49:02.780 So take us on what is StreamerU, and then how do you audition for StreamerU?

01:49:10.280 Take us first for our listeners that don't know, what is StreamerU?

01:49:13.560 So there's 7 million applicants, I believe, maybe more or less, around there.

01:49:18.700 there was in-person audition that i didn't want to go to and then there was online where you

01:49:23.900 submit a video um i didn't want to go you submit video to what to the to get into the school and

01:49:31.160 what is the school i'm just saying like it's a it's a school full of content creators and streamers

01:49:36.120 okay got it yeah it's run by kai sanat okay and his team and um it's just a really crazy

01:49:43.920 opportunity that could change

01:49:45.960 your life or change mine. And you learn about

01:49:48.100 it's a little school.

01:49:49.880 It was in Arkansas this year.

01:49:51.720 And you learn like different tactics

01:49:53.980 on how to grow, how to get better equipment,

01:49:56.620 how to learn about like

01:49:57.660 how to deal with the stress. There was all different classes

01:49:59.740 like Lizzo was a teacher, Adapt,

01:50:02.160 Ludwig. Like there was all these cool teachers

01:50:03.900 that are big content creators.

01:50:05.600 And then you're surrounded by like

01:50:07.740 120 creators. So you're in a cafeteria

01:50:09.680 for example, with all

01:50:11.680 streamers eating lunch and everyone

01:50:13.800 one's live streaming oh it seems crazy bro it seems like a bunch of people just trying to catch

01:50:17.260 each other saying the n-word is what it seems like it's like all clip farming but anyway like

01:50:21.340 i wasn't going to apply you know like i i i filmed a shitty video because i didn't care

01:50:26.120 and my boy jacob my editor my one of my best friends was like you gotta apply and you gotta

01:50:31.900 try so i filmed the video two days before father's day edited it and then we put it out submitted it

01:50:39.880 An hour before applications closed with my cameraman, my old cameraman, I fired him.

01:50:48.340 I saw that.

01:50:49.440 I fired him at Screamer University.

01:50:51.120 I don't want to put dirt on him.

01:50:53.460 We're not going to get into it.

01:50:55.740 We got in.

01:50:56.780 You send the audition video in.

01:50:58.320 How long is the audition video?

01:51:00.260 How long was it?

01:51:01.320 A minute and a half.

01:51:02.820 Let's watch it right now.

01:51:03.980 We'll watch it right here.

01:51:06.020 Hold on.

01:51:06.780 Hey, what?

01:51:08.000 The door open.

01:51:09.080 I'm shooting.

01:51:09.880 I'm screaming.

01:51:11.640 I gotta go, I gotta go.

01:51:15.100 I gotta see you.

01:51:16.060 I gotta get some money.

01:51:17.040 It's Chicago Cloud.

01:51:21.320 Jarvis, take me to the best food spot on Long Island.

01:51:23.960 Yes, Mr. Shock.

01:51:24.680 Would you like me to invite Sophie?

01:51:26.240 Negative.

01:51:26.820 Let Dean Sinat know I'm on the way.

01:51:29.640 Hey, Dean Sinat.

01:51:30.580 I'm J-Shock.

01:51:31.340 And if I'm accepted, you know I'm bringing pizza.

01:51:33.540 Here's a few reasons why I should be accepted.

01:51:36.360 Number one, I quit my job to do social media full time.

01:51:39.440 And since then, I've grown my page to over 2 million followers, and I'm not stopping.

01:51:44.680 Mmm, so good.

01:51:45.780 Number two, I never give up.

01:51:47.340 Growing up, I went through a lot medically, physically, emotionally, and a lot of people

01:51:50.900 told me I was never going to be able to do what I wanted to do, and that's create content.

01:51:54.600 You're too small.

01:51:55.400 You don't have the right look.

01:51:56.560 Well, guess what?

01:51:57.200 I'm doing it right now.

01:51:58.440 Just over a couple of years ago, I had to get corrective jaw surgery.

01:52:00.980 They had to break my top and bottom jaw to realign it so I could get new teeth.

01:52:04.500 I was doing food reviews with no teeth.

01:52:06.460 I was coming it down.

01:52:08.800 Fuck.

01:52:09.200 After all that, I'm still mucking.

01:52:11.040 And I'm going to teach you guys how to muck.

01:52:13.420 That sauce is crazy.

01:52:15.320 And number three.

01:52:18.180 Just like these slices, I offer variety.

01:52:20.440 I do food reviews, daily gaming streams,

01:52:22.200 and I've helped dozens of businesses across the country.

01:52:24.720 Sometimes there's a line out the door.

01:52:26.240 Thanks to you, Shock Squad.

01:52:27.480 And oh yeah, that beat you heard throughout the whole video,

01:52:29.840 I made that too.

01:52:32.760 Shock Squad.

01:52:35.000 Right?

01:52:35.560 And lastly, I want to bring food and streaming together

01:52:38.000 like no one ever has.

01:52:39.200 I'm ready to shock the world.

01:52:40.800 Are you?

01:52:41.300 Let's go.

01:52:42.580 She was banging, right?

01:52:43.820 Dude, that's so perfect, bro.

01:52:45.140 What a great video you made.

01:52:46.920 And so what advice would you give to people

01:52:49.620 who want to make a video to submit for Streamer U?

01:52:52.960 Have a good hook the first two to three seconds.

01:52:55.680 Got to be very engaging.

01:52:57.040 Got to be something different.

01:52:58.480 Got to be something a little bit like relatable,

01:53:02.240 a little bit sus.

01:53:03.100 Like something that like sticks out

01:53:04.560 and then you got to have a good like pacing.

01:53:06.780 So like the flow of the video,

01:53:07.820 like maybe like you doze off for like a little second but like i engaged with you that whole

01:53:12.700 video i kept your attention that's what's so important about content is you gotta

01:53:15.860 remain retention that's why when you're scrolling these apps gotta keep you on your platform but

01:53:20.920 the longer you look at a video the more the instagram or tiktok will push that video in

01:53:27.340 the algorithm because they like to see eyes being on something for longer you know so just

01:53:33.420 and be yourself have fun with it what do you want people to take away from your content

01:53:38.040 just to be weird you know just have fun be yourself shock the world you know and and just

01:53:46.000 do what you love because i feel like everyone is unique and everyone's like oh you look different

01:53:50.980 you're different you know why don't you look like me why don't you have facial hair why are you so

01:53:55.320 small i'm like because i'm unique everyone has a cool story to tell and you should monetize your

01:54:01.260 life you know because me waking up in the morning brushing my teeth can be different than you you

01:54:07.760 know me putting my shoes on some people can put a shoe on to no foot at all like me wearing

01:54:13.340 different clothes than you in the morning like everyone has some kind of uniqueness to them you

01:54:17.760 know I like to say like let I have a quote here it's my yearbook quote for Schumer University

01:54:25.380 yeah let's check it out and i said for the yearbook i said um okay ready

01:54:31.340 don't let your disability define you use it as your ability to achieve greatness and shock the

01:54:39.620 world amen bro okay that's real talk like i've never let my disabilities get into my head define

01:54:46.500 me i use them to my ability to achieve greatness yeah yeah man because we're all we have you know

01:54:53.060 Our experiences are what we have, you know?

01:54:55.300 They're the ingredients that make us, you know?

01:54:57.000 And that video, you know, getting accepted at 1.30 a.m.,

01:55:00.320 I was streaming, and he called my name.

01:55:02.640 Like, my reaction is insane.

01:55:04.700 How up?

01:55:05.540 So what was that?

01:55:06.180 You're just watching the announcements?

01:55:08.420 Yeah.

01:55:08.560 And how many does he choose?

01:55:10.160 121.

01:55:11.420 Out of how many?

01:55:12.540 Out of 7 million.

01:55:14.700 Isn't that crazy?

01:55:16.080 Crazy.

01:55:16.560 It changed my life.

01:55:17.140 I want to be here talking to someone as amazing as you

01:55:19.760 if it wasn't for this opportunity by Kai.

01:55:22.360 I mean, it's crazy.

01:55:24.200 And while I was there, I was making so many viral moments.

01:55:26.760 I was, because people knew me, but they didn't, they're like, oh, this is what he does.

01:55:29.920 This is the real side of him.

01:55:30.900 Right.

01:55:31.280 Because it was 24-7 live stream.

01:55:33.400 And if you really think about it, remember when I was telling you when I was in the hospital

01:55:37.560 and I thought people were watching me live stream, recording me?

01:55:40.180 Now they were.

01:55:40.900 Full circle.

01:55:41.560 I know.

01:55:42.160 It happened.

01:55:43.320 So bizarre.

01:55:43.980 But this time it happened for real.

01:55:45.600 Let's go.

01:55:46.420 I mean, I think they could make a movie out of my life because it's so, it's crazy.

01:55:50.840 Who would play you?

01:55:51.520 Who would play you in the movie, you think?

01:55:53.060 I want to play myself.

01:55:54.920 What if they won't allow it?

01:55:56.460 Who do you think could play me?

01:55:59.720 Nobody looks like me.

01:56:00.940 Freddie Prinze Jr., maybe?

01:56:03.200 Who's that?

01:56:04.160 He's an actor.

01:56:04.420 I gotta see a picture.

01:56:07.160 He might be too older now.

01:56:08.520 Let me think.

01:56:09.760 DJ Khaled?

01:56:11.280 Maybe one of DJ Khaled's kids.

01:56:15.440 Peter Manfredo Jr., maybe?

01:56:18.440 He was a boxer.

01:56:19.800 I don't even know.

01:56:20.740 Nobody really looks like me

01:56:22.720 You know

01:56:23.260 Yeah you're right

01:56:24.340 I mean yeah you're unique

01:56:25.340 So it would be hard

01:56:27.120 Yeah

01:56:27.620 I'm trying to think

01:56:28.340 But you have to have a kid

01:56:29.180 It would have to be a child

01:56:30.220 On one of those people

01:56:30.740 Yeah

01:56:31.080 Cause you'd have to

01:56:31.960 They'd have to play you

01:56:33.060 Starting young

01:56:33.820 I don't know maybe

01:56:35.420 I'm trying to think

01:56:36.120 Who else

01:56:36.700 Who could play you man

01:56:40.800 Post Malone

01:56:41.800 Yeah

01:56:43.680 Postal

01:56:44.340 He's got tattoos

01:56:45.340 What about United States

01:56:46.600 Postal Malone

01:56:47.520 Get like a post office worker

01:56:49.860 Yeah

01:56:50.560 Maybe you can play me.

01:56:53.860 Dude, I'd be honored.

01:56:55.440 Just shave your head?

01:56:56.080 Yeah, I'd shave my head.

01:56:57.520 Shave my nuts.

01:57:00.300 Fucking get it.

01:57:01.120 A jungle down there.

01:57:02.520 I mean, it's not a jungle, but I'll say this.

01:57:04.680 There's been a little bit of-

01:57:05.460 No, me.

01:57:05.840 Oh, there's been a little reforestation probably.

01:57:08.380 Yeah, I think we probably need signs to know where the trails are.

01:57:11.440 That's all I'm saying.

01:57:14.280 Oh, man.

01:57:15.500 How long does the streamer you last?

01:57:17.460 The actual university?

01:57:18.020 Five days, I think.

01:57:18.980 It's five days.

01:57:19.540 and you guys are all put up

01:57:21.020 on this campus

01:57:21.880 wherever you are

01:57:22.760 and do you actually graduate?

01:57:26.320 It wasn't really

01:57:27.440 a graduation ceremony, no.

01:57:29.680 Half the people

01:57:30.360 didn't go to classes.

01:57:31.460 Oh, really?

01:57:32.080 No, I went to every class

01:57:33.240 because I wanted to learn

01:57:34.280 but like

01:57:35.220 there was like

01:57:35.560 a war ceremony

01:57:36.560 I didn't win

01:57:38.140 and there was like

01:57:40.220 all the different activities

01:57:41.400 and clubs

01:57:42.100 like it was

01:57:42.640 it was like a real school

01:57:43.760 it was crazy.

01:57:44.900 Yeah.

01:57:45.260 It was really cool.

01:57:46.780 That's so cool, dude.

01:57:47.620 You know, and the fact that

01:57:48.280 people like live stream

01:57:49.280 24-7, people watch

01:57:51.420 me sleep at night.

01:57:53.060 Yeah, and those people should be investigated.

01:57:55.860 Yeah.

01:57:56.920 You know, watching somebody else sleep.

01:57:59.480 Imagine I started like

01:58:00.720 cranking it. Oh, yeah.

01:58:03.380 It would have been terrible. If you were somebody

01:58:04.980 like who's sleep, like... Or sleep

01:58:07.220 walk, or sleep eat. Or sleep jerk.

01:58:09.480 Or sleep, like, with

01:58:11.240 another girl. Like, that would have been like...

01:58:13.160 I would have forgot to turn the camera off. Or sleep

01:58:15.060 fat. What did you say sleep jerk? Sleep fat.

01:58:17.700 If you're just somebody who's masturbating

01:58:19.160 in their sleep. People do that all the time. My uncle used to jerk off in his sleep and

01:58:22.240 they had a tight jingle bells on his wrist. So you'd hear him when he was doing it.

01:58:27.160 I don't do any of that shit, bro. That doesn't work out.

01:58:29.920 It's heartbreaking. Well, if you do, I got a set of bells you can wear if you do. Just

01:58:33.400 you know what I'm saying?

01:58:34.740 Unbelievable.

01:58:35.720 You got to take care. You just got to let people around you know what's going on, I

01:58:39.060 think. But that's just who I am. Do you feel pressure now? I know you do muck bangs. I

01:58:45.660 want to talk to you about that in just a second. You do mucking, right? You do content.

01:58:49.160 I know you make music

01:58:50.480 Oh yeah

01:58:50.980 You're streaming

01:58:52.120 I got a new song coming out too

01:58:52.880 You do?

01:58:53.600 Next week

01:58:54.080 You got a new song coming out next week?

01:58:56.140 You wanna hear it?

01:58:57.220 Yeah

01:58:57.540 Do you have it here?

01:58:58.400 I have it

01:58:58.940 So

01:59:00.980 I'm

01:59:01.540 I produced the beat

01:59:02.540 My engineer

01:59:03.280 Sands of

01:59:03.900 Sands of Mind

01:59:05.820 He helped me engineer it

01:59:07.580 And then I did the vocals

01:59:08.700 Okay

01:59:09.180 It's really good

01:59:10.400 What's it called?

01:59:12.180 Just Let It Go

01:59:13.120 Oh

01:59:13.680 Be honest

01:59:16.420 Alright

01:59:19.160 Jesus.

01:59:49.160 You gotta do this, this one is the shock o'clock.

02:00:15.160 You like it?

02:00:16.160 Yeah, bro.

02:00:19.160 Bro

02:00:24.620 It's good, right?

02:00:40.540 This is you and who else?

02:00:42.360 Anybody else?

02:00:43.400 Play the beginning again

02:00:44.620 Bro, it's good

02:00:47.700 let's go let me let me play you one more okay one more real quick because i want i want to

02:00:55.140 see what you like about it no problem dude and thanks for just be saying like do you like this

02:00:59.840 i like it i want you to tell me which one you like better okay

02:01:17.700 That's some Rufus horns back there, bro.

02:01:47.700 What do you think it sounds like?

02:01:54.440 Like, what artist?

02:01:59.240 Meek Mill.

02:02:00.380 Meek Mill.

02:02:03.220 Little young boy?

02:02:05.220 Yeah, maybe.

02:02:05.860 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:08.720 Now, people say, like, Jusro.

02:02:10.480 I sound like Jusro a little bit.

02:02:12.100 Really?

02:02:13.120 Sketch said that.

02:02:17.700 those horns in the back bro that reminds me a little bit of rufus pull it down

02:02:28.820 i like i like the first one better thank you but is it really okay if i told you that yeah

02:02:34.940 okay yeah i like both of them yeah i like both of them thank you sir but the first one i feel

02:02:40.200 like hit me better yeah it feels like a summer vibe right yeah and this one i do like that you

02:02:44.320 have more vocals in it yeah so i get to hear you more so those are the two things i like the first

02:02:48.800 one better overall for me and the second one i like the fact that i get to hear you more i'll

02:02:52.240 send you the the link when it drops yeah bro will you bump it in the car yeah dude i'll fucking

02:02:57.480 shut i'll put it on my hearing aids you know what i'm saying dude bro are you fucking put headphones

02:03:03.500 on a parent this this this this this this this this and then tap the wrist you gotta wear a watch

02:03:09.500 I gotta get one

02:03:11.060 You do

02:03:14.760 You do mukbangs too

02:03:16.280 There's something about

02:03:16.940 For mukbang and people

02:03:18.180 That don't know what it is

02:03:18.780 It's eating food

02:03:19.920 We didn't even eat the food

02:03:21.000 It's enjoying food

02:03:22.260 I brought food

02:03:23.100 We didn't even eat it

02:03:23.720 Do a mukbang

02:03:24.420 I'll have to find one

02:03:25.260 To do with you in LA then

02:03:26.340 I'm down

02:03:27.100 Okay

02:03:27.520 Yes sir

02:03:28.220 I know I want to do something

02:03:29.400 To be a part of what you're doing

02:03:31.160 Okay

02:03:32.020 I just don't know

02:03:33.100 If I have time today

02:03:33.540 Because I have to leave

02:03:34.320 At 4pm

02:03:35.060 What's your favorite food

02:03:36.020 To do a mukbang on it

02:03:38.360 Let me think about that

02:03:39.420 let me think about that

02:03:41.240 but I know you do mukbangs

02:03:43.220 which is eating stuff

02:03:44.080 there's something about

02:03:45.040 the way you eat bro

02:03:46.140 it's just damn

02:03:47.180 some of it's just so romantic bro

02:03:49.240 like sometimes you

02:03:50.180 what is it

02:03:51.280 but guy you finish on a bite

02:03:53.700 sometimes and it's just like

02:03:55.200 oh

02:03:55.780 the way you kind of like

02:03:58.160 it's like watching the notebook

02:03:59.960 I feel like

02:04:00.760 like some of it is just

02:04:02.000 I feel like I'm watching

02:04:04.300 like some

02:04:04.820 like scenes from twilight

02:04:07.120 or something like

02:04:07.620 sometimes the way you finish

02:04:08.620 on a bite

02:04:09.040 Go to that fruit one above this.

02:04:10.940 There's a fruit one.

02:04:11.740 It's hidden.

02:04:13.060 Yeah, that one.

02:04:14.520 Look at these.

02:04:15.000 These are fruits.

02:04:16.900 Oh.

02:04:17.300 And I'm really devouring that.

02:04:19.380 Oh, that's damn.

02:04:20.740 Mucking on it.

02:04:22.040 Oh, that'll make you.

02:04:23.780 Oh, yeah.

02:04:24.140 You could sell some of this.

02:04:25.820 So good.

02:04:26.840 Footage to some CEOs over there in Washington, D.C., I tell you.

02:04:30.440 Now that I have teeth, I can really enjoy the food.

02:04:33.060 Oh, how different is it?

02:04:34.600 It's because a whole different thing because your palate is right here.

02:04:37.880 so when you're eating I used to have to chew everything in the back right now it's coming

02:04:41.500 right here what what would you say to somebody so you're doing streaming you're doing mucking

02:04:46.220 you're doing a lot of stuff right do you feel a lot of pressure like I heard you say earlier like

02:04:50.680 I you know we were talking about a story you had to get a video up but it's like do you feel a lot

02:04:55.260 of pressure to do everything do you find that something works best for you and how do you how

02:05:00.640 are you going to navigate this how and how are you navigating this space that you're in right now

02:05:04.420 because it's a little bit different.

02:05:05.560 Now it's different because I'm streaming more.

02:05:08.200 And it's like people are looking for that stream.

02:05:10.660 People are also like, when is he dropping a new mucking video?

02:05:13.080 When is he going live?

02:05:14.820 So it's like you have to have good time management,

02:05:18.180 which is something I kind of struggle with.

02:05:19.680 Like I don't have a good morning routine

02:05:21.140 because I go to bed at like 4 or 5 because I'm doing this.

02:05:24.780 I wake up at like, you know, 10, 11.

02:05:26.720 Do you have a body pillow or anything like that?

02:05:28.600 A body? What do you mean?

02:05:29.620 I'm just trying to think of something that could help you sleep at night.

02:05:32.780 I don't know. Punch me in the face.

02:05:34.420 knock me out that's crazy dude that's crazy i mean maybe i mean yeah i was gonna think i could

02:05:40.860 maybe get you a body pillow or a fucking like a just an italian like an italian bassinet or

02:05:45.840 something you need a good team you know yeah i have my boy danny i have my boy jacob we're like

02:05:50.180 edit together have someone get you on a schedule and that's something that the best thing that came

02:05:55.300 out of streamer you was learning more about myself and my ego and other people's egos and

02:06:00.260 how to react about certain situations and it taught me like the right road of obedience like

02:06:06.480 like how to like learn about your like how to control yourself you know oh so you're talking

02:06:12.180 about tolerate yourself how to tolerate yourself like how to how to manage how you could feel how

02:06:18.260 you can um um track what you're doing and just just go out through life and be good you know so

02:06:26.960 basically what what what I learned is like I have to be able to make content stream and also be

02:06:34.240 happy at the same time that's the hardest thing is you can't ever really find happiness but you

02:06:39.960 could try to find peace because if you if you if you're happy there's also sadness but when you're

02:06:45.580 at peace you're even with everything you know and that's what I want to find eventually peace

02:06:50.080 but through all of this um i want to i want to get so big that i could have like a inspiration

02:06:58.580 medically on people like i want to i want to be able to send out a tweet like hey are there any

02:07:02.600 good doctors out there that could help give kids better eyesight or better hearing and i want to

02:07:08.180 bring them all together and come up with cures for that like i want to have that as an influencer

02:07:13.140 has an influence like you could have an influence but a lot of influencers talk about like cars and

02:07:18.700 money and shit like that i want to have an influence medically on people and help save

02:07:23.540 lives and help come up with cures and medicines and really expand on that because i struggled

02:07:28.680 seeing and hearing my whole life and kids deal with the same thing so let's let's try to do that

02:07:34.580 let's get to that point well look man i see you i hear you and i also want you to like you know

02:07:40.180 just from an outsider's perspective you don't have to do a ton bro to make us love you you know

02:07:43.780 what i'm saying like just keep being you i don't think you don't if there's a day where you're

02:07:47.200 Like, I don't know if I'm going to get a video up for, like, a week or something.

02:07:49.620 I'm not saying you do, but don't.

02:07:51.880 I don't, I, I don't.

02:07:53.460 Don't feel too much pressure, bro.

02:07:55.000 I've developed, like, anxiety and depression like that.

02:07:57.520 And I try to, like, ignore it, but it's there.

02:07:59.440 Yeah.

02:07:59.880 But I think I have never been so happy.

02:08:03.940 It's not even about the money or, like, the new opportunities.

02:08:06.620 It's about the satisfaction of I worked my freaking ass off and I finally did it.

02:08:13.580 I finally, I manifested this shit.

02:08:16.400 I became obsessed with the process

02:08:18.960 not the result

02:08:20.260 becoming obsessed with the process is manifestation

02:08:23.160 manifestation becoming obsessed with the

02:08:25.220 result is being greedy

02:08:26.900 you gotta be obsessed

02:08:29.160 with the process the little moments

02:08:31.100 the little thing that happened how you got here

02:08:33.000 it's fun enjoy the journey

02:08:34.780 my boy Clips said enjoy the little

02:08:37.060 moments you know and that's what the clips are

02:08:39.100 which is interesting

02:08:39.800 J Shock dude thanks so much bro

02:08:44.960 for coming and hanging out.

02:08:46.240 Here's what I'll do.

02:08:47.300 Even if we can't get to do a mukbang,

02:08:48.900 I know,

02:08:49.320 because I just,

02:08:51.300 I have to be at this flight at 4 p.m.

02:08:53.700 Yeah.

02:08:54.180 But I'll come and stream with you or something.

02:08:56.600 Whatever you feel comfortable with.

02:08:57.920 Like, I like to hang out with people off camera.

02:09:00.280 Like, if you want to.

02:09:00.860 We can do that for sure.

02:09:01.660 I'm going to get your information.

02:09:02.800 But I'm just saying,

02:09:03.440 I want to do something with you too.

02:09:05.160 I appreciate you coming, bro.

02:09:06.300 Thank you.

02:09:06.600 This has been like.

02:09:07.760 We could do it in the car.

02:09:09.040 We could stream in the car?

02:09:12.000 Well, we could do the mukbang in the car

02:09:13.380 and then stream like around wherever you want.

02:09:15.700 Well, I would love to at least get to stream.

02:09:17.640 I have to look in a mukbang.

02:09:18.740 I've just never done it.

02:09:20.080 We could do a live mukbang in the car

02:09:22.040 and record it at the same time.

02:09:23.740 Okay.

02:09:24.440 Of your favorite food.

02:09:25.560 Okay.

02:09:25.960 Let me think about what that is.

02:09:28.040 But yeah, man, I want to get to come and stream with you

02:09:29.740 and do something good, you know?

02:09:32.000 Yeah, dude, just thank you so much, J-Shock.

02:09:33.800 Thank you for having me.

02:09:34.920 You bet, man.

02:09:35.580 I appreciate it.

02:09:35.920 I have no idea.

02:09:37.100 Oh, of course.

02:09:37.740 That's what you need to do.

02:09:39.140 Yes.

02:09:39.800 You're an amazing person.

02:09:40.980 like I look up to people like you

02:09:43.000 and you have a very good impact on people's lives

02:09:45.600 and you're like a mentor to me

02:09:47.320 so I appreciate you having me

02:09:49.320 well thanks bro

02:09:50.580 you're like a young mentor to me

02:09:52.860 so how about that

02:09:54.100 I'm a parent to you

02:09:56.360 yeah

02:09:56.860 blessings

02:10:00.460 that's perfect

02:10:02.340 now I'm just floating on the breeze

02:10:05.700 and I feel I'm falling

02:10:07.320 like these leaves I must be

02:10:09.660 Cornerstone

02:10:11.980 Oh, but when I reach that ground

02:10:16.560 I'll share this peace of mind I found

02:10:19.380 I can feel it in my bones

02:10:22.880 But it's gonna take

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 06, 2026

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