This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #679 - Luke Bryan

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00:01:07.080 Today's guest is an award-winning country musician.

00:01:10.640 He's a host on American Idol.

00:01:13.180 He's an outdoorsman.

00:01:15.540 And he's funny, man.

00:01:17.100 I'll say that straight up.

00:01:18.420 He is funny, man.

00:01:19.780 He's got a new album, Signs, that's out September 18th.

00:01:24.840 I had a blast with today's guest, Mr. Luke Bryan.

00:01:29.180 Shine on me, and I will find a song I've been singing just for you.

00:01:44.580 You on The Readers?

00:01:50.040 Dang, bro, you saw them, huh?

00:01:51.600 Dude, me too.

00:01:52.940 Are you on them?

00:01:54.120 I have no other choice.

00:01:56.240 Well, what does it look like?

00:01:57.660 It don't look like nothing's happening.

00:02:00.560 It don't look like if I don't have them, I can't pick out which draft beer I want.

00:02:08.040 I'm like the Hells Bells, what is that?

00:02:11.860 Oh, when you show an IPA, you're lost.

00:02:13.920 Yeah, I've been ordering one of Pilsner and got an IPA.

00:02:19.780 Oh, damn, dude.

00:02:21.020 Well, they started, remember when they came out with all those, like, the local IP, it

00:02:24.300 was always, like, beaver's ass or whatever, or, like, it was, like, it was always, like,

00:02:29.180 Vermont, um, stepdad, like, it was always something.

00:02:33.200 Citra ass down.

00:02:34.920 White men can't hops.

00:02:37.020 Um, fetal alcohol, sour.

00:02:40.160 Uh.

00:02:40.960 Man, my first time, you know, I've never done high gravities.

00:02:44.700 What do you mean, like, uh.

00:02:45.920 Like a.

00:02:46.520 Fair carnival rides or whatever?

00:02:48.380 A high-gravity beer.

00:02:50.360 Oh, I never even heard of that.

00:02:52.860 What is it?

00:02:53.460 Are they making it a French press or whatever?

00:02:54.960 Well, it's like a, you know, it's a beer that is like a 12, it's 12% alcohol.

00:03:00.320 Oh, that takes away the whole point of having beer.

00:03:02.860 Well, yeah.

00:03:03.680 Well, the first time I did it, we did a, it was a beer called Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.

00:03:10.100 And it was like a 12-point beer.

00:03:12.200 And it had bourbon flavors.

00:03:13.920 Man, we did a, we were doing keg stands with it.

00:03:17.520 And that was a beer you came out with?

00:03:19.100 No, it was a beer that it just got popular.

00:03:23.920 And it got popular, and I called where to get a keg of it

00:03:29.580 and got one at the house.

00:03:31.400 Well, dude, I called a bunch of my buddies, and I'm like,

00:03:33.340 hey, man, the Kentucky Bourbon Barrel kegs here.

00:03:37.640 This is about six buddies.

00:03:38.880 My wife goes to dinner with some friends.

00:03:41.900 Oh, hell.

00:03:42.520 She comes back.

00:03:43.920 She shouldn't have come back.

00:03:45.580 Man.

00:03:46.560 What were y'all doing?

00:03:47.220 We were, we were just, we were gone.

00:03:50.760 What were we all doing?

00:03:51.320 Just tickling each other and shit?

00:03:52.700 Man, we were, it got, got, it got interesting.

00:03:57.240 But just Kentucky bourbon barrel.

00:04:00.100 Do not do keg stands with a 12 point.

00:04:03.620 I could never hold natural light down in college.

00:04:06.640 Yeah.

00:04:07.040 Do keg stands.

00:04:07.780 Well, dude, you know, Bob, Bob,

00:04:09.960 Kid Rock came out with a beer for a while called Badass Beer, right?

00:04:13.760 This is a story.

00:04:14.420 He told me this and I'm paraphrasing,

00:04:16.380 but it doesn't matter because it doesn't end well.

00:04:20.000 Or maybe it does matter, whatever.

00:04:22.260 There it is, badass American lager.

00:04:25.200 But apparently the second batch of it,

00:04:27.280 and the first batch, it sold out, right?

00:04:29.720 And the second batch they made of it,

00:04:31.660 it was fucked up, right?

00:04:33.820 Dude, I had a beer that did that.

00:04:35.720 But they just put it out anyway.

00:04:37.400 They're like, well, we already made so much of it.

00:04:40.060 Just put it out there, dude.

00:04:41.900 I did a beer that went sour.

00:04:44.440 And it was like...

00:04:46.380 three in every case.

00:04:48.600 So my buddies would be drinking it.

00:04:51.080 They'd be like, man, this shit's awesome.

00:04:52.760 And then they'd call me about three hours later.

00:04:54.580 They're like, hey, man, something done went bad south.

00:04:59.320 Then I had to call the district.

00:05:00.720 Anyway, it was a damn nightmare.

00:05:02.580 I'm not putting anything else out anymore.

00:05:04.740 I'm just going to damn just, it's just too much.

00:05:08.700 Yeah, dude.

00:05:09.760 Oh, yeah, when you get attached to some things,

00:05:11.340 have you been attached to some wild stuff over the years probably?

00:05:14.060 Attached to, what do you mean?

00:05:15.040 Like wild products kind of anything.

00:05:17.620 Yeah, TikTok.

00:05:19.720 That's about the only thing I'm attached to.

00:05:21.980 Are you addicted to that?

00:05:23.220 I'd say it's closing in on that.

00:05:25.400 Yeah.

00:05:25.940 I saw your son on there the other night.

00:05:27.900 Where is it?

00:05:29.000 I saw your boy out there throwing bombs.

00:05:31.060 Your boy's playing quarterback.

00:05:31.840 So it was past weekend, this past weekend.

00:05:35.160 Oh, it was?

00:05:35.980 Where was he playing at?

00:05:37.020 Man, we went down to Fairhope, Alabama.

00:05:41.380 On the coast?

00:05:42.160 It's right there by Mobile Bay.

00:05:44.400 By Spanish Fort, yeah.

00:05:45.340 And we – so our team last year, we had a really dominant team.

00:05:53.720 So we beat a lot of kids – we beat a lot of teams by so much.

00:05:58.060 And my son wasn't the quarterback last year.

00:06:00.700 Really great quarterback last year that went on to play college.

00:06:05.040 But we had a lot of local national teams just like, man,

00:06:08.540 we're not going to play y'all.

00:06:09.620 It's just – so we had to go find some games.

00:06:13.320 Okay, you ought to go out.

00:06:14.300 So our coach talked to Phillip Rivers, and they scheduled the game.

00:06:20.460 Well, they had originally scheduled on a Friday night.

00:06:22.780 Well, then ESPN wanted to pick the game up

00:06:25.080 because it was obviously a fun story with me and Phillip Rivers' kid.

00:06:31.040 His son's a great quarterback.

00:06:33.660 Oh, dang.

00:06:34.360 And an already four-star recruit going to NC State.

00:06:37.940 Man, they moved that game from a Friday night to 1230 noon in South Alabama.

00:06:45.700 Buddy.

00:06:47.300 I mean, you're from down there.

00:06:50.080 Dude, it was bad.

00:06:51.500 It was hot, man.

00:06:52.960 I had to go.

00:06:54.720 Man, I had a dad call me.

00:06:56.900 We went and borrowed these coolers from another college.

00:07:01.360 I had one of my guys that works at my farm haul these damn misting coolers down

00:07:06.800 to try to keep these boys from so man i turned and i had all kind of stuff going on oh y'all

00:07:11.620 lucky y'all had that hot you mean the high tech the big blowers that are blowing yeah that are

00:07:14.940 blowing on the big old lineman but man you know my son got through it and did really well i mean

00:07:20.120 when you're and when you when you think about your kid starting his first football game and

00:07:24.680 it's on espn national tv oh that's heavy dude i was flipping i was losing bo brian oh you must

00:07:31.580 have been geeked dude oh dude y'all are lucky man y'all had that high flu that fancy cool air

00:07:37.020 yeah dude we had you'd be lucky what i learned it did what nothing really when it's 107 heat

00:07:43.960 index and you put hot tap water it did nothing dude i remember i played one year football dude

00:07:51.860 and it was too hot i think the cleats i had were real thin or something i remember the ground was

00:07:57.060 too hot for me i remember i'd run over like if we had like a timeout i'd have to run over and

00:08:01.180 stand on like one of those defensive linemen's feet i'd stand right on his feet dude oh dude

00:08:05.820 the heat would just come right up through my shoes i think they got me a bad pair of cleats

00:08:09.540 but i just i played in south georgia i played my man i learned man we were playing this i was in

00:08:17.720 eighth grade i was about 120 pounds we're playing this team sly county where is that man it was up

00:08:26.940 above america's georgia i'm they must be damn slithering uh they sound like they're on let me

00:08:31.780 tell you something sly county this big old black quarterback come around the corner and i put my

00:08:36.900 head on his thigh bone and the only thing i remember when i come to was the bottom of his

00:08:44.000 feet running into the end zone and him handing the ball to the riff oh i heard the bell go off

00:08:49.320 did you heard a little bit of free gospel huh that's that free gospel bro you got served up

00:08:55.320 Man, I got you.

00:08:56.360 Yeah, bro.

00:08:57.060 Dude, our field had damn lice or something in it.

00:09:00.540 And, oh, they had chiggers in our field, right?

00:09:03.440 And so I remember for a whole season, nothing they could do about it, dude.

00:09:06.280 So you've –

00:09:06.880 We had a field that had staff all over it.

00:09:09.320 Oh, God.

00:09:09.760 So you get a strawberry, and then next thing you know, you're –

00:09:13.040 What's it called?

00:09:14.020 Menza?

00:09:14.820 Oh, yeah, bro.

00:09:16.420 We'd have – you'd have to wheelbarrow some of the players out there

00:09:19.440 because their joints couldn't handle running out there

00:09:22.480 and playing defense on the play, dude.

00:09:24.280 some of that shit was bad dude we were itching so bad god we'd have to itch each other that was the

00:09:30.120 craziest part in the huddle we wouldn't break the huddle we'll probably sometimes the play would

00:09:34.460 already have started do we have our hands each up up each other's backs and stuff in there i bet if

00:09:40.180 he was a pedophile you stayed you stayed for the whole game just to watch all that it was different

00:09:45.960 man is your uh well how'd your son do you say he had three touchdowns three touchdowns and uh man

00:09:52.240 And we got – he's got a great team around him, got really great receivers.

00:09:57.580 And it's a Christian school he goes to?

00:09:59.080 No, it's, you know, just a school down in Franklin called Battleground Academy.

00:10:04.880 Got it.

00:10:05.580 And, man, he's really went about it the right way.

00:10:09.320 You know, he's a senior this year,

00:10:11.240 and he had to wait his turn behind a really good player.

00:10:14.040 And then, like I said, he's got some really good players.

00:10:17.160 He's got some dogs down here.

00:10:18.780 Yeah, Maximus Curry and Maddox Porter are really, really great.

00:10:22.060 Maximus and Maddox, bruh.

00:10:23.720 And Maximus' dad was Mr. Olympia.

00:10:26.440 No way.

00:10:27.440 Dude, you got to see this guy.

00:10:28.640 Dude, Brandon Curry.

00:10:30.420 Look at this guy.

00:10:32.060 Bring him up.

00:10:34.840 God.

00:10:36.000 Boom.

00:10:36.560 Oh, my God, brother.

00:10:38.620 I wouldn't make it through half a hug from that man.

00:10:42.620 I wouldn't, dude.

00:10:43.540 I think I kissed him about five times that game because his son had about a—

00:10:48.880 Dude, with beef prices where they're at, that dude's going to have that.

00:10:51.520 Hey, bro, somebody better keep eyes on him.

00:10:54.740 Yeah, it's more than Bitcoin.

00:10:56.160 Hey, bro.

00:10:58.240 I can't even imagine that.

00:11:01.080 I couldn't imagine having a muscle like that.

00:11:04.640 God.

00:11:05.780 Oh, Brandon's going to kill me.

00:11:07.680 Dude, I would not even leave the house if I had muscles like that.

00:11:11.440 I'd just stay at home and be with my body.

00:11:13.720 I just hope Brandon doesn't headlock me for exposing him on your show.

00:11:17.520 Look, it's not like you exposed him bad, bro.

00:11:21.520 Yeah, he's laying it out there.

00:11:23.860 I mean, he's definitely, he's using that spray tanner for sure.

00:11:27.080 I know that.

00:11:28.120 But I will say that.

00:11:29.060 No, he's that color.

00:11:29.920 Oh, he is?

00:11:30.560 Yeah, he's even, he may be a little lighter there.

00:11:34.100 I can't see that guy.

00:11:34.980 I got to get my readers on, dude.

00:11:36.520 I can't even, yeah.

00:11:37.940 You can't tell these days, some of these guys,

00:11:39.940 if they start doing that chocolate body and you know where they tan their whole body.

00:11:44.300 I would say that'd be more the Irishman out there doing that.

00:11:47.440 Yeah, it's probably.

00:11:48.000 Like a ginger.

00:11:49.060 Yeah, that's probably fair.

00:11:50.360 See if there's any ginger bodybuilders.

00:11:52.860 Oh, God.

00:11:55.100 Yeah, that's going to be interesting.

00:11:57.580 But yeah, Brandon Curry there, God.

00:12:00.360 Leprechaun bodybuilding.

00:12:01.840 I would just, if I saw that man, I would just sit on his lap

00:12:04.800 and tell him what I wanted for Christmas, I feel like.

00:12:08.160 Oh, this dude is from, I mean, this guy's from Game of Thrones, obviously.

00:12:13.960 Oh, my God, that's wrong.

00:12:16.600 Oh, that's nice, though.

00:12:18.460 And a lot of ginger women are built like that, too,

00:12:20.900 when they get in their 40s, I find.

00:12:23.580 If they do that all.

00:12:24.740 Theo, you're trapping me.

00:12:26.720 Theo, the Theo trap.

00:12:28.640 I'm not saying anything, dude.

00:12:30.460 I'm just saying a lot of ginger.

00:12:32.180 Oh, hey.

00:12:33.700 That's who you're referring to.

00:12:35.980 Oh, God.

00:12:38.920 Yeah.

00:12:39.840 God dang, boy.

00:12:41.020 She could open my pants with a just,

00:12:42.940 she could just sneeze and my pants would damn open up.

00:12:45.620 But without even – I wouldn't have a choice at it.

00:12:49.220 Good God.

00:12:50.420 Yeah, I'm questioning the womanhood of that one.

00:12:53.540 Well, yeah, I mean, they got to – yeah, I would test some of them.

00:12:59.880 I would test some of them.

00:13:01.100 That's how I bet a lot of times when I play that WNBA, you know, I'll bet.

00:13:05.440 How about the dude that's –

00:13:07.220 Oh, that guy who wants to be in it or whatever?

00:13:09.640 That seems so weird to me.

00:13:11.280 You think he's just doing something weird?

00:13:13.060 He's got to be just doing it.

00:13:14.340 Trolling.

00:13:15.180 Trolling.

00:13:15.620 Yeah, because, dude, I don't bet a lot, but when I bet,

00:13:18.460 a lot of times I'll take someone who is an out, a lesbian woman,

00:13:23.900 I take the toughest lesbian on the team, and I do at least three rebounds.

00:13:27.720 That's what I bet.

00:13:29.020 What is your percentage on that?

00:13:31.180 100?

00:13:32.200 No, probably 58, 60.

00:13:36.220 But we're doing good because some of them, I think, are on the fence

00:13:39.100 and they're kind of lying about it just to fit in in the league.

00:13:41.420 That's what I think.

00:13:42.040 What would you slap down on the old guy that's claiming to be a woman?

00:13:46.420 So that's probably a safe bet.

00:13:49.660 Oh, I think if he says he is, I want to see that gender reveal.

00:13:52.280 That's what I want to see, you know?

00:13:54.080 Get his parents there, get everybody in the backyard

00:13:56.220 and have them break that thing out, you know?

00:13:59.420 He's trolling them, though.

00:14:00.700 God, he's trolling them.

00:14:02.280 I wonder why he's – it just seems like – what's going on with him for him?

00:14:06.620 Well, he's doing it just to prove the point.

00:14:09.040 Former NBA player, oh, of how ridiculous it is?

00:14:11.460 Yeah.

00:14:11.780 Yeah. Former NBA player Inez Cantor-Freedom declared themselves eligible.

00:14:16.560 Did he change his name to Freedom? Oh, there's another one, Royce White.

00:14:21.320 Royce White declared themselves eligible for the WNBA draft in August 2026 to protest league policies on transgender athletes.

00:14:28.420 Those sources say they are not eligible.

00:14:31.020 So what are, oh, they were saying if they go through with these new rules, then they're going to have to allow guys like them in?

00:14:36.640 Well, what they're saying is right now the rule is what, now listen, let's just claim that I'm, the fact that you and I are claiming to be, yeah, we're learning as we go here.

00:14:48.200 But I think they're just saying if you identify as a woman, you can play in the WNBA.

00:14:52.340 Oh, I see.

00:14:52.640 And he's just saying I identify as a woman.

00:14:55.220 Yeah, dang.

00:14:56.220 Well.

00:14:57.440 We'll see.

00:14:58.700 TBD, boy.

00:15:00.220 But they should do that gender reveal right before the draft if he is, bro.

00:15:04.180 That's all I'm saying.

00:15:04.840 Pants him.

00:15:05.260 Yeah.

00:15:05.560 Just a pants, just old school, high school locker room, pants style.

00:15:11.480 He's a huge guy, boy.

00:15:13.280 You probably can't even pants him.

00:15:15.420 Get hung up.

00:15:16.300 He's a huge guy.

00:15:17.420 You get caught on something.

00:15:18.500 Shit, dude, I bet his wiener's got knuckles on it.

00:15:21.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:22.740 I bet he's got something.

00:15:23.520 It's got an elbow in it.

00:15:24.620 Oh, dang, I bet, dude.

00:15:26.840 I bet it's got.

00:15:27.540 And a periscope.

00:15:28.240 I bet it's wearing a damn whoop bracelet.

00:15:30.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:31.540 I bet he's like, Fitbit.

00:15:33.540 Yeah, dude.

00:15:34.780 That's when, yeah.

00:15:36.680 That's when you know.

00:15:37.980 Yeah, that's when you know, brother.

00:15:40.400 That ain't for me, man.

00:15:41.780 Dude, do you, what are we talking about?

00:15:44.340 Luke Bryan, good to see you, dude.

00:15:46.360 Man, yeah, I can't wait to see the clips.

00:15:49.800 Yeah, we're only five minutes in.

00:15:52.860 Do you think your son could beat Lane Kiffin's son?

00:15:57.000 You think he could beat Knox Kiffin if they went?

00:15:58.840 No, I don't know.

00:15:59.520 I mean, when you're talking about boys like Knox and my son,

00:16:03.280 these boys are working so hard and so tuned up it's really about the team really i mean and i

00:16:09.940 don't know i don't know anything about knox uh beau and knox met at an at a nike camp in louisiana

00:16:17.440 and talk about a damn deal was that you went to it man i went there and it was really

00:16:24.080 it was i didn't want to put my son in camps before he was ready okay why

00:16:33.000 Well, because then he's got some embarrassment.

00:16:36.900 He may get out there and not feel like he can compete.

00:16:40.220 Right, so it might be too much for him.

00:16:41.720 If he sees people are so good, if he's younger.

00:16:44.420 Well, I just tried to manage it.

00:16:45.940 And then this year, this past spring, we did a couple of them.

00:16:49.580 And, man, let me tell you something.

00:16:52.620 We went to Atlanta, and he threw well in Atlanta,

00:16:56.460 but we went down to Louisiana, man.

00:16:58.120 And when you see them boys getting after it in Louisiana,

00:17:01.480 it's a different deal.

00:17:02.440 Was it?

00:17:03.100 Well, so—

00:17:04.360 Was it that Manning camp?

00:17:05.820 No, it was a Nike—it was like a Nike Elite 11 camp hosted.

00:17:11.280 So Nike Elite 11 hosts camps in different regions of the country.

00:17:16.480 All right.

00:17:16.880 So they host one in different areas, and then they compile the top performers for a big camp.

00:17:23.140 But what's—so think about this.

00:17:24.400 I don't know all this.

00:17:25.420 Like, I'm learning this as I go.

00:17:27.940 I mean, they ain't—I mean—

00:17:29.100 Yeah, you didn't—yeah.

00:17:30.120 I didn't—

00:17:30.640 You weren't that good.

00:17:31.380 exactly no judgment but yeah you didn't have this opportunity and it probably didn't exist then

00:17:36.380 it didn't but you know it's not i hadn't really had time to meet other dads for them to walk me

00:17:42.560 through it got it so he's brand new so you're brand new and he's brand new to it he is but he

00:17:48.280 knows he's brand new to camps and he's wanting to see how he's going to compete with the other boys

00:17:55.400 he did good in Atlanta top talent in the world we go to New Orleans and there's like 150

00:18:02.840 quarterbacks day one well Knox Kiffin's there and day one we can tell that Bo is throwing it

00:18:12.320 you know you got to understand he doesn't have any stars at the time that's the big thing too

00:18:16.860 are you a three star four star five star there were a lot of four and five stars there

00:18:20.880 and he was throwing alongside of them.

00:18:24.200 Well, I don't even know.

00:18:25.720 This was a Saturday.

00:18:26.960 So we already had planned to go home Saturday night.

00:18:30.440 Well, he comes up to me,

00:18:31.480 Dad, they want me to come back and throw for the DBs

00:18:34.680 and the receivers tomorrow morning.

00:18:37.880 Buddy, first of all, I didn't even plan.

00:18:44.240 Next thing you know, we're eating crawfish

00:18:46.920 and I'm out on Bourbon Street.

00:18:50.140 Hey.

00:18:51.820 That's right where you need to be, brother.

00:18:53.660 It was right, dude.

00:18:54.780 We went to a dang.

00:18:56.620 We tore up Bourbon Street.

00:18:58.420 Did you?

00:18:58.860 I had no tour managers with me.

00:19:00.860 Nuh-uh.

00:19:01.520 It was just me and a buddy.

00:19:02.920 And did Bo go with you?

00:19:03.900 No, he couldn't go.

00:19:05.300 They let him in a piano bar briefly.

00:19:08.060 Oh, yeah.

00:19:09.120 But, no, we went on to bed early, but we had a big time on it.

00:19:12.880 Y'all didn't damn go on to bed early.

00:19:14.480 What are you talking about?

00:19:15.520 We'll see.

00:19:15.860 But anyway, the next morning, he is –

00:19:20.180 So he's a tougher competition that next day.

00:19:22.620 Well, he's throwing to the receiver, to the DBs and the receivers.

00:19:26.400 Okay.

00:19:27.220 You know, they needed quarterbacks to showcase the receivers.

00:19:30.960 And, man, I was so amped up watching them boys compete.

00:19:34.500 And, you know, you're in the room,

00:19:35.920 and all of them are probably going to go off and play college ball.

00:19:38.580 Yeah.

00:19:39.380 But they're getting evaluated.

00:19:40.460 There's cameras on them.

00:19:41.480 And, you know, they're putting their life – I mean, this is their –

00:19:44.040 That's their thing.

00:19:44.600 They're putting it all out there, and so...

00:19:46.600 Well, it's so severe now, you know?

00:19:48.460 I mean, they start, you know, you'll see videos of seven-year-olds.

00:19:51.200 They got seven-year-old kids that are mic'd up.

00:19:54.100 Mic'd up?

00:19:54.640 Yeah, and some kid, he's like...

00:19:55.580 With an Instagram, yeah, Instagram.

00:19:57.300 And all he's doing is he's like, he keeps being like,

00:19:59.340 Mom, I gotta go to the toilet or whatever.

00:20:00.900 It's like some of these kids, it's like,

00:20:02.000 go to the damn two-year-old out there.

00:20:03.140 Mic'd up on the toilet?

00:20:04.340 No, just mic'd up.

00:20:05.580 Like, he just keeps trying to leave the game and go to the restroom,

00:20:08.180 whatever, that one kid they keep mic'd up.

00:20:10.140 But it's like, yeah, they have some of them,

00:20:11.380 It's just like they're micing them up so early.

00:20:13.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:13.740 Like, it's just gotten lower and lower.

00:20:15.660 You know, these kids are starting them off so early.

00:20:17.220 Well, I think it's psycho.

00:20:19.480 Oh, this is him?

00:20:20.320 No, I don't know.

00:20:21.280 This might be him.

00:20:22.240 Is this him?

00:20:22.880 This is just one of them.

00:20:25.720 Yeah, if one of them is mic'd up toilet kid or whatever.

00:20:28.280 I got mic.

00:20:29.620 I got mic in my bag, bro.

00:20:31.580 I mean, what are we doing?

00:20:33.760 Yeah.

00:20:34.780 They buy on, boy.

00:20:36.100 I'm getting mic'd up.

00:20:37.920 I'm getting mic'd up.

00:20:38.600 Mic is great.

00:20:39.540 What are we doing?

00:20:40.100 Yeah, I'm getting posted on YouTube.

00:20:43.740 Oh, my God.

00:20:46.100 I'm sure.

00:20:46.700 It's still hovering.

00:20:48.200 Bro.

00:20:50.560 That's Diego Pavi, I think.

00:20:54.060 I'm just joking.

00:20:55.560 Full grown.

00:20:57.600 That's wrong.

00:20:58.260 You know him.

00:20:58.900 He's going to attack me.

00:21:00.180 No, he'll be fine, man.

00:21:01.480 We're joking.

00:21:02.300 That's my guy.

00:21:03.460 But, dude, well, the crazy thing is, though, with your son going down there and playing

00:21:06.880 against those guys that are the you know four stars five stars playing against guys who are

00:21:10.640 when he's throwing with four or five stars and he's throwing with them making the throws right

00:21:16.160 it told him in his brain all right well i deserve to be here right it was a great moment for him

00:21:20.740 rather than going in there prematurely and not getting called to come back and then so he left

00:21:26.700 that camp i think he got ready to three star with some confidence and started getting some uh some

00:21:31.320 college offers and stuff like that so yeah because you play in some of these like some of these

00:21:35.460 christian leagues and stuff like that these smaller communities dude it's i'm just saying the lord

00:21:39.820 don't have the best defensive backs that's all i'm saying dude you know i'm saying so it's like

00:21:44.740 sometimes you'll get players that come out of these places and it's like the guy ran for 70

00:21:49.320 thousand yards yeah what was he running against and yeah you know a lot of people i think even

00:21:54.620 as bo did well they're still there's a lot of eyeballs trying to discredit what he did or

00:22:00.020 whatever but you know he's got a whole season to put his body of work together and you know you

00:22:04.260 can't you can't judge any dang kid on one day and you can't judge mine and you can't so so and you

00:22:10.800 know philip riverson unfortunately got hurt and you know got hurt and and so the game would have

00:22:16.860 been a lot tougher game had uh his son stayed in it stayed in it but it was a it was a big old

00:22:23.180 moment i was happy you know you know the deal man i've i've i've just had an amazing life and

00:22:29.640 And, like, 95% of my joy comes from watching your kids and all of them have fun now, you know.

00:22:36.260 So, you know, we spoke on kids.

00:22:38.540 You hunting somebody to bear some children with?

00:22:41.660 Where are you at in that quest?

00:22:43.180 Yeah, man.

00:22:43.940 I'm out there.

00:22:44.600 I'd like to have some children.

00:22:46.500 Yeah.

00:22:47.080 I mean, I got to do it.

00:22:48.740 Soon.

00:22:49.420 Yeah.

00:22:49.900 And with a woman, you know.

00:22:52.080 That helps.

00:22:53.360 So, and you can't just, yeah, you got to figure it out.

00:22:57.460 But, yeah, I'm headed in that direction.

00:22:59.260 i'm working towards i'm starting to like see if my actions will kind of like you know do you are

00:23:04.120 you straight up asking first question do you want kids is that is that how you leaning in or no no

00:23:11.040 still a little more i'll draw a picture of a kid off this you know how about this slide it over

00:23:16.360 yeah what do you think about that yeah i'm not a good artist she'll be like that's an ugly kid

00:23:24.680 I was like, well, look.

00:23:25.980 Yeah, she'll be like, you think I'm that ugly?

00:23:29.260 We ain't making that.

00:23:31.360 Yeah, dude, but it'll happen, man.

00:23:33.560 I start feeling, the more I start to, like, just take care of myself and live in a good way,

00:23:37.760 you start to feel like anything's possible, man.

00:23:40.300 You know, but yeah, I would like to have some children, bro.

00:23:42.660 I think, like, yeah, I want to be married.

00:23:47.740 I just want to be married all week, you know?

00:23:49.860 That's how I feel about it sometimes.

00:23:52.240 But it'll come around, dude.

00:23:54.140 Can you just set that up in the early – just state that in the early stages of –

00:23:58.520 Just so people know what's up.

00:23:59.700 Yeah.

00:24:00.040 I mean, it's all going to be – anything can be pre-nupted.

00:24:02.500 Yeah.

00:24:03.160 Just pre-nupt weekly.

00:24:05.480 Right.

00:24:06.360 Just Sunday evening.

00:24:07.700 But sign again.

00:24:08.460 Sign the week contract.

00:24:10.820 It's like a 10-day deal.

00:24:11.980 Like in the NBA, you're getting a 10-day contract.

00:24:15.200 That's not a bad idea.

00:24:17.080 Home of the 10-day marriage right here.

00:24:19.320 Nashville, Tennessee, dude.

00:24:21.100 TLC.

00:24:21.600 Coming to your TLC network.

00:24:23.340 The 10-day marriage.

00:24:24.940 40-minute marriage, dude.

00:24:26.620 That's what they need now.

00:24:27.920 Like a mosquito.

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:30.620 Like a prey.

00:24:31.400 Like what?

00:24:31.920 They're like an insect that lives for like hatches,

00:24:35.760 hatches, screws, and dies.

00:24:37.580 Oh, that's a bee.

00:24:38.860 If they sting you, they die.

00:24:40.380 Yeah, but there's like an insect that lives like five hours.

00:24:44.900 Probably my old landlord, that bastard.

00:24:47.620 The mayfly, it says, is an insect that spends most of its life underwater

00:24:51.400 before hatching into a winged adult,

00:24:54.560 reproducing and dying within 24 to 48 hours.

00:24:58.000 That ain't bad, man.

00:24:59.080 That ain't bad at all.

00:25:01.920 And then probably getting eaten by a fish as it dies.

00:25:06.500 That's life, though.

00:25:08.040 That's a circle of life, dude.

00:25:10.120 Hopefully the big trout gets you.

00:25:12.580 There it is.

00:25:13.260 We used to fish mayfly hatches on Lake Blackshire.

00:25:15.860 There's a mayfly.

00:25:17.700 Catching brim.

00:25:19.280 Is that what y'all were catching?

00:25:20.140 That's what we ate primarily.

00:25:21.860 Yeah?

00:25:22.480 Wild brim.

00:25:24.140 Nuh-uh.

00:25:25.960 That glyphosate brim or whatever?

00:25:29.500 That six-eyed brim?

00:25:32.640 Oh, Lord.

00:25:33.920 Dude, that shit's getting wild.

00:25:34.980 There's my flies right there, baby, Theo.

00:25:37.100 That's you.

00:25:37.780 That's what you're going to graduate to right there.

00:25:40.380 You start catching fish on one of them.

00:25:42.780 You think so?

00:25:43.180 That means you've been hanging out with me.

00:25:45.120 Yeah?

00:25:45.620 I'll graduate you up to that.

00:25:47.080 Will you?

00:25:47.460 Well, you took me fishing over there one time.

00:25:48.880 So Theo was quick

00:25:50.660 You were a quick learner

00:25:51.640 You actually got complimented by my fishing guy

00:25:55.060 Did I?

00:25:55.680 Kate

00:25:55.920 What was his name?

00:25:57.040 Flint

00:25:57.320 Flint was his name

00:25:58.440 He said you got some skill

00:26:01.000 Some natural talent

00:26:02.180 Did he really?

00:26:03.020 Yeah but once you get

00:26:04.000 It's all about layers

00:26:05.580 Now we got to graduate you

00:26:07.100 Yeah

00:26:07.400 You're in kindergarten

00:26:08.660 Okay

00:26:09.320 And then when you start catching stuff on a fly rod

00:26:12.420 Then you'll be easing into ninth grade

00:26:16.380 Oh

00:26:16.680 Where's that at?

00:26:18.520 Where's the best place that you found to go fly rod fishing?

00:26:22.520 Probably out west.

00:26:23.700 Yeah.

00:26:24.760 Go out west, put you in the south fork of the Snake River.

00:26:28.940 Put me in that bitch.

00:26:29.780 Put you on a stone fly.

00:26:32.200 Let you catch a big old 21-inch cutthroat trout on a riffle.

00:26:39.540 How's that sound?

00:26:40.760 It sounds beautiful.

00:26:41.980 What's a riffle?

00:26:42.740 It's like a...

00:26:43.540 It's where the water just riffles over the rocks.

00:26:46.180 Really?

00:26:47.000 There it is.

00:26:47.920 cutthroat trout that's in your future theo shit i'll catch that's that now see here the only way

00:26:53.620 you can do that trip is you got to get married you got to have three kids and then you got to

00:26:58.620 tell that wife of three kids you're going on a cutthroat trout trip so she can cuss your ass out

00:27:03.280 that's the only way you can do that trip that bitch looks like my uncle right there bro because

00:27:09.800 his jaw don't work on the bottom that's why it's called a cutthroat see that red looks like somebody

00:27:14.320 I cut his throat.

00:27:15.420 Yeah.

00:27:16.140 Probably his wife, bro, for being out there lying.

00:27:19.740 He went out mayfly hunting and got his throat cut.

00:27:22.760 Dude, my uncle said he had to hold the bottom of his mouth closed all the time, dude.

00:27:27.100 The bottom of his jaw didn't work.

00:27:29.180 And so we'd always have to hold it like that.

00:27:31.900 Uncle said.

00:27:32.820 It was always like that.

00:27:34.060 And then he'd crack it open and put something in there, shut it back.

00:27:38.500 Never got around to fixing it.

00:27:40.020 Huh?

00:27:40.500 He never got around to fixing it.

00:27:42.660 I don't think they could fix it, man.

00:27:44.260 This wasn't the time when everything was fixable.

00:27:45.980 Now you got people, everything shit's fixable or whatever.

00:27:48.780 Everybody's got clean teeth or whatever.

00:27:50.600 AI new jaw.

00:27:51.900 Oh, dude, yeah.

00:27:53.120 Now you could just have a 3D printed damn jaw.

00:27:55.880 But back then, remember they had scoliosis,

00:27:58.060 they had all that shit?

00:27:59.680 Remember that at school?

00:28:00.740 Oh, you had to bend over in front of somebody uncomfortable in a gown?

00:28:04.820 Yeah, some lady, she'd just run a marker across your back.

00:28:07.680 You know that shit?

00:28:08.880 Shit, get arrested for that shit, dude.

00:28:10.980 I know, dude.

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00:31:01.580 responsibly oh and then did you eat the damn tooth the popsicle sticks and lice

00:31:07.540 did you ever get caught in the hall with popsicle sticks no but i got caught in the

00:31:12.800 hall with lice i'll tell you that shit dude i had life so bad one year i couldn't even open my damn

00:31:18.440 presents at christmas i was itching my head so bad i had to open my gifts with my damn feet dude i

00:31:22.920 couldn't god yeah they'd pull us out the principal would pull you out in the hall and go through your

00:31:29.000 hair with popsicle sticks lice was one of the biggest problems in this country when we were

00:31:33.200 kids oh yeah they did popsicle sticks for y'all yeah popsicle sticks and then uh man one of my

00:31:40.220 kids got lice buddy we in nashville we got a lice clinic oh really that's nice like i'm talking

00:31:48.940 about you go in there they serve you cucumber water with lemon and and um that might be where

00:31:55.080 you're going i don't know garnish you know everybody ain't getting that with uh like a

00:31:59.620 mojito for a kid i mean i walk in my kids heated like i'm out there with popsicle sticks

00:32:06.380 and they washing my hair with something that like...

00:32:10.620 You were at a salon, huh?

00:32:11.960 Yeah, well, I took mine.

00:32:13.860 My kid kept scratching his head.

00:32:16.320 I ain't ratting on which one it was,

00:32:18.100 but it was one of the two.

00:32:19.240 Yeah.

00:32:19.960 Man, I said, come here, boy.

00:32:21.160 What's wrong with you?

00:32:24.000 I thought it was going to be like something I had to look for.

00:32:27.100 Yeah.

00:32:27.400 No, he...

00:32:29.360 Man, I pulled some hair back.

00:32:31.400 About three of them damn things went running.

00:32:33.680 Nuh-uh.

00:32:34.140 I said, oh, shit, my wife's fixing to fumigate this whole house.

00:32:39.100 They called me.

00:32:39.800 They said, go down to the damn Lice Clinic.

00:32:43.840 Man, we go down there.

00:32:46.040 And does it have an outdoor area as well?

00:32:47.940 Like, is there a little play area?

00:32:49.400 No, man.

00:32:50.180 I mean, it ain't, you know, I didn't ever see the sauna.

00:32:53.160 I didn't ever see the dry sauna or anything.

00:32:55.240 You roll in there.

00:32:56.920 I mean, they do all this stuff with, like, organics.

00:33:00.380 Oh, damn.

00:33:00.980 We didn't have that shit, dude.

00:33:02.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:02.360 We had, like, lighter fluid.

00:33:04.140 Oh, yeah.

00:33:04.840 Our neighbor, I remember.

00:33:06.580 Well, they just shave your damn head.

00:33:08.160 I remember a couple boys come to school just bald-headed.

00:33:12.420 And still had lights.

00:33:15.040 Dude, I remember they would use a hair dryer to try to get them,

00:33:19.740 just burn them out.

00:33:20.800 You know, like this is like a damn.

00:33:22.480 Napalm.

00:33:23.080 Yeah, I remember they'd blow cigarette smoke in you

00:33:25.040 or try to get them bitches out.

00:33:26.820 Dude, he had to go like four times.

00:33:28.780 Man, they brushed his hair with these like little things.

00:33:32.500 But, man, imagine, like, he's a boy.

00:33:35.520 Imagine being, like, the captain of the middle school cheerleading team

00:33:40.340 and all that hair.

00:33:42.520 Yeah.

00:33:43.080 I mean, it's like a six-hour hair brushing commitment.

00:33:45.500 Well, do women get head lice, you think?

00:33:47.320 Yes.

00:33:47.960 Oh, my God.

00:33:48.980 I didn't know that.

00:33:49.940 Bring that up.

00:33:50.740 What percentage, is it more of a male ideal?

00:33:53.780 Or is it more of a male pastime, or is it female and male?

00:33:59.300 Probably non-discriminatory on the old head lice.

00:34:02.140 If I'm a little bug, I'm pulling up on a chick.

00:34:04.980 I'm talking about.

00:34:07.320 Because otherwise, they're probably gay bugs, I'm guessing.

00:34:10.400 Females actually get head lice more often than males,

00:34:13.080 according to data from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

00:34:16.840 Or at least they're trying to prevent it.

00:34:19.240 Hair length.

00:34:19.940 Longer hair gives lice a larger surface area to climb, hide, and lay eggs.

00:34:25.040 That's why you got to get that buzz cut, ladies.

00:34:27.540 Yeah.

00:34:28.440 Age matters.

00:34:29.060 Children between the ages of 3 and 11 get lice the most.

00:34:32.140 regardless of gender cleanliness does not matter getting lice has nothing to do with having dirty

00:34:38.220 or clean hair dang just all about who you're hanging with we got them boy we had them dog

00:34:44.980 we loved them at some point because we weren't allowed to get a pet or whatever i remember

00:34:49.000 getting them bitches i'd be like man i was a kid and i stayed over a little boy's house one night

00:34:55.040 and his trailer and first of all this is how terrible

00:34:59.560 man like i have the worst allergy to cats my parents never cared cat's all in the house

00:35:10.600 i'm over there wheezing just your whole childhood did you ever had the kid in school that just

00:35:16.000 always kept the green thing right there in their nose just that green that green snot

00:35:20.740 One of my friends had tits kind of on him

00:35:23.660 One of my buddies

00:35:24.300 And I'd sleep at his house

00:35:25.300 And I'd lay there and watch him

00:35:27.340 Look at his body

00:35:28.320 Or not look at his hole

00:35:29.400 I would just see his body

00:35:30.720 I would look at him

00:35:31.760 I'd look a little

00:35:33.060 We'd go to this town

00:35:34.980 I went and stayed at this boy's house, man

00:35:37.180 Single wide trailer

00:35:38.420 Three cats

00:35:40.820 Man, I pulled

00:35:43.060 I pulled the covers up

00:35:45.320 Fleas, dog

00:35:46.880 No

00:35:47.340 I'm talking about fleas

00:35:50.500 And I'm wheezing, called my mama, didn't even come get me.

00:35:55.720 She said, you're going to have to tough it out tonight.

00:36:00.880 Dude, that's crazy, man.

00:36:03.440 Dude, I still.

00:36:04.860 Oh, yeah.

00:36:05.960 Well, people were bad off back then.

00:36:08.460 Asthma.

00:36:09.660 Asthma was a big thing.

00:36:10.960 I didn't believe in it, you know, and I still don't, to be honest with you.

00:36:14.520 But people had that sometimes, you know, when people had to have asthma.

00:36:17.920 I had, you know, I had it.

00:36:19.580 People couldn't read that good

00:36:21.020 But I only had it when I got around cats

00:36:22.880 Which was when they're living in your home

00:36:25.660 Yeah

00:36:27.540 Just do the math on that

00:36:28.860 I can't believe your parents did it like that

00:36:30.040 My parents had a Chinchilla Persian

00:36:32.400 The hairiest of cats

00:36:35.020 Damn, let me pull them up

00:36:36.380 A Chinchilla Persian

00:36:37.900 And that son of a bitch would kick my door open to my bed

00:36:41.160 And shit in the middle of my bed

00:36:43.140 Oh God, dude

00:36:44.540 Look at that thing

00:36:45.420 Yeah

00:36:46.920 That's a long way from a Labradoodle

00:36:49.680 Oh, dude, that little bitch.

00:36:50.960 That is the other end of the periodic table.

00:36:53.760 He is shit free.

00:36:55.880 Labradoodle is, yeah, that is, yeah, chinchilla, Sterling.

00:37:00.660 Oh, wow.

00:37:01.520 That was his name, Sterling.

00:37:02.360 And was he rich or whatever?

00:37:03.820 He looked rich, especially in our house.

00:37:06.140 Dude, I remember first time I ever saw a dog inside of a house, man.

00:37:10.500 I was probably 12 years old.

00:37:11.720 I went to my buddy Scott's house, and they had a beautiful dog in there,

00:37:15.780 Golden Retriever.

00:37:17.080 and it looked like damn Suzanne Somers

00:37:19.880 I remember seeing it

00:37:20.760 it came around the corner and I was like

00:37:22.620 who is that

00:37:25.420 cause I just never seen a dog inside

00:37:28.080 before and that thing came around

00:37:29.980 the corner damn beautiful brother

00:37:31.760 I just remember that and

00:37:33.140 god yeah some people

00:37:35.500 I remember sleeping at some

00:37:37.880 fella's house and he had all

00:37:39.860 the pets

00:37:40.600 he had all the pets in cages in his room

00:37:43.820 and tons of them had escaped and shit

00:37:45.700 and he cut the ferrets

00:37:47.160 Oh, yeah, he had ferrets.

00:37:48.080 He had the ones that pee on each other's backs or whatever, you know,

00:37:50.560 like the twinks or whatever.

00:37:52.460 Minx?

00:37:53.020 Yeah, twink, ferret, whatever they are.

00:37:55.600 I think they were twinks.

00:37:57.280 Stink.

00:37:57.740 And turtles.

00:37:58.240 Probably had turtles in there.

00:37:59.660 Oh, dude, anything that fucking stank, he had it in there, dude.

00:38:03.520 And at night, he'd sleep fine, but if you stayed at his house.

00:38:05.860 It was humid in there probably.

00:38:07.680 Bro, like.

00:38:08.820 Oh, the air just felt like it had been eating soup, dude.

00:38:11.420 It was just fucking, it was just.

00:38:13.320 But he cut that fan on.

00:38:14.720 He had the most powerful ceiling fan.

00:38:16.640 i've ever seen in my life i think it was hooked up to their truck out front and he would cut that

00:38:21.760 and he would sleep dude and it would just whirl up all the smells it was almost like

00:38:27.080 god was just like it was almost just like doing an all call for like another market yeah

00:38:32.220 but that was alive oh it smelled like a damn vietnam breath man up in there dude it was

00:38:40.480 bro every animal and the animals it kept him awake all night so i couldn't sleep i was so scared of

00:38:46.940 all these snakes and muskrats and damn uh demons and fucking just violent emojis and all the shit

00:38:52.880 he had in cages and i would lay there wide awake and it just stank dude god and you could hear his

00:38:58.880 daddy watching pornography in there in the other room dude god and he'd bang on the wall whenever

00:39:04.100 it got to like a good scene of the porno or whatever when he was spraying out and i'm like

00:39:09.060 what in the hell do I, I can't watch, you know what I'm saying? I'm in here. I'm in here in the

00:39:13.940 damn Jungle Book. God, that was, dude, I forgot about that. How'd we make it? I mean, the sad

00:39:19.820 part is I have stories like that. I just am not as quite as good at telling them as you. What are

00:39:25.500 you talking about, dude? You're a great storyteller, dude. Oh, man, growing up in the South, dude.

00:39:32.120 Dude, remember at a school dance, dude, do you remember like being at a school dance and when

00:39:37.500 the slow song would come on.

00:39:38.940 Man, you had to go across and ask her to dance, man.

00:39:42.440 I'm talking about, I had on a damn, I had on a damn, a cardigan.

00:39:48.360 Oh, God.

00:39:49.140 A little navy blue cardigan and some, you remember where,

00:39:54.340 like all my buddies had the polo shirts, but I had the fake horse one

00:39:58.800 that was like the real polo, and then there was a fake one,

00:40:03.020 and then everybody had Sebago's.

00:40:06.020 but then i sebago's pull them up i hadn't even seen them oh sebago's

00:40:11.060 yeah i had the fake sebago's i remember i had a t-shirt there you go sebago there no keep keep

00:40:20.620 going oh yeah that's real sebago's right there right in the middle bro that's nice that's

00:40:27.600 sebago's not it see how you got the little tag right there yeah what does that say sebago on it

00:40:34.200 S-E-B-A-T.

00:40:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:35.600 See, mine didn't say Sebago.

00:40:37.220 Mine was, my shit was plastic.

00:40:39.500 Yeah.

00:40:40.040 Shit had cracked.

00:40:41.380 That night one, be cracking.

00:40:43.360 The shoes?

00:40:44.120 The shoes.

00:40:44.940 Oh, damn.

00:40:45.660 Yeah, them things will last for 35 years.

00:40:48.460 Mine, I have a crack.

00:40:50.520 Bro, we had some now.

00:40:51.740 I'm trying to think.

00:40:52.340 Eastlands were popular.

00:40:53.640 Eastlands.

00:40:54.120 Yeah, but those are kind of a little bit pricey, dude.

00:40:56.620 So sometimes I ended up in the tennis shoes.

00:40:59.120 I had some SJ9000s or whatever them bitches were.

00:41:02.020 y'all so you're how old i'm 46 yeah you're so yeah we man i had the fake jams did you ever

00:41:08.720 have real jams i never heard of jams you never heard of jams oh my god wait were they long

00:41:14.240 shorts for men long shorts with all kind of colors yeah i think i yeah i remember that it

00:41:20.580 was like beachwear or something but i was just past that yeah that shit was man i never got a

00:41:25.000 real pair of them i was always some damn i think you're a little worse you're lucky you didn't get

00:41:29.400 a real pair of them. Roses. Did y'all have

00:41:31.280 roses? No, homie. Man, we had

00:41:33.160 roses. We ain't had that. We had

00:41:34.820 gerbo jeans. That was a big

00:41:37.240 thing, bro. Bongos.

00:41:39.060 Nah, nah. We ain't had that yet, man.

00:41:40.980 We had, oh, Z Cavaricci's was kind of popping.

00:41:43.220 It was like this tight, like, kind of dance pant.

00:41:46.280 But, yeah.

00:41:47.500 That's a different thing. Z Cavaricci.

00:41:50.980 Z Cavaricci's. Bring them up.

00:41:52.300 It was Italian. It was Italian pants

00:41:54.380 for boys and sometimes

00:41:56.200 masculine girls.

00:41:59.400 I never heard of Zeke Cavaricci.

00:42:02.880 Oh, then things were popping, bro.

00:42:05.760 But, dude, the school dance, boy, you'd get over there.

00:42:09.000 Man, I had.

00:42:11.660 And in our school, they made the girls sometimes.

00:42:15.600 And you hitting this right here, boy.

00:42:17.460 Oh, yeah, that was a move, dude.

00:42:19.860 Freaking.

00:42:20.500 And the girls, like, sometimes they made them wear, like, a, you know,

00:42:25.240 those pool things that they have at pools that people get in?

00:42:28.060 Like a floaty kind of thing

00:42:29.880 Well they would

00:42:30.740 Oh they would do that sometimes

00:42:33.160 But then some of the girls

00:42:34.620 Some of the girls

00:42:35.400 Their daddies would make them wear

00:42:36.440 Like a little floaty thing

00:42:37.520 So you couldn't even put

00:42:38.480 You're lying

00:42:39.080 I swear

00:42:39.520 You couldn't even put your hand

00:42:40.520 And that poor child

00:42:41.280 Had to show up with the floaty on

00:42:42.840 Yeah but you couldn't put

00:42:44.020 You had to get your hand

00:42:45.320 You had to kind of

00:42:45.980 You could rest your hands on it

00:42:47.900 But you ain't resting them

00:42:49.360 On her back

00:42:50.100 You know what I'm saying

00:42:50.680 It was kind of like a little

00:42:51.720 Like bumper bowling kind of

00:42:53.600 You ever been bumper bowling

00:42:54.640 It was like that

00:42:55.460 But I remember that

00:42:57.360 and god dude

00:42:58.620 I just remember

00:42:59.100 even if a girl

00:42:59.920 like whispered in your ear

00:43:01.120 I just remember

00:43:01.560 my ear would start

00:43:02.440 just sweating

00:43:03.960 getting hot

00:43:04.160 oh hot bro

00:43:05.340 and remember

00:43:05.840 if you even touched

00:43:06.500 like a girl's back

00:43:07.400 or weight

00:43:07.700 it was so hot

00:43:08.700 I just remember like

00:43:09.980 god dang

00:43:10.900 I don't even know

00:43:11.560 what's going on

00:43:12.340 or maybe

00:43:12.740 my receptors

00:43:13.980 were bad off bro

00:43:15.320 dang

00:43:15.880 no I was feeling them

00:43:17.000 I'm just

00:43:17.440 I mean

00:43:20.080 it was just so

00:43:20.520 it was just being

00:43:21.260 that

00:43:21.500 just like that

00:43:23.220 you forget like

00:43:24.180 how much the energy

00:43:25.220 I don't think kids

00:43:26.200 really go

00:43:26.840 Do they even get hyped?

00:43:28.180 Like, we used to get hyped.

00:43:30.780 Dude, we would.

00:43:31.360 I'm talking hyped.

00:43:32.860 Oh, dude.

00:43:33.220 And we'd have, like, homecoming dance,

00:43:35.760 Valentine's, like, every President's Day dance.

00:43:39.880 Oh, dude, I remember one time I just got in acne or whatever.

00:43:43.280 Something had happened.

00:43:43.960 I might have just fallen into something that was, like, you know,

00:43:47.100 I might have just.

00:43:47.720 Poison Ivy.

00:43:48.360 It could have been Poison Ivy.

00:43:49.720 It could have been when that spray truck would come through the neighborhood

00:43:51.760 or something.

00:43:52.420 Mosquito truck.

00:43:53.220 Because we'd fucking, I'd ride right behind that bitch to catch a buzz,

00:43:55.920 But then the dark side of that was you would get a little bit of rash for not long, maybe 48 hours.

00:44:01.980 But I remember we had a dance, and so my sister's friend was like, well, I'll put some makeup on you, you know?

00:44:09.200 And they had Revlon.

00:44:11.480 You ever heard of Revlon?

00:44:13.440 And it sounded like—

00:44:14.160 It was the only one.

00:44:15.520 Yeah, maybe it wasn't.

00:44:16.260 An Aquanet.

00:44:17.280 Oh, God, yeah.

00:44:18.380 That shit was nice.

00:44:18.860 White Rain.

00:44:20.320 God.

00:44:21.240 You'd start your pants with that shit.

00:44:22.900 That shit could—that was dual purpose.

00:44:25.760 Dude, but I remember she put some makeup on me, dude,

00:44:29.940 and to cover up that act, you know, I was like,

00:44:31.980 oh, nobody will be able to know, dude.

00:44:33.700 Bro, I look like the damn Phantom of the Opera, dude.

00:44:37.600 I looked absolutely un-bullied.

00:44:41.220 What grade was that?

00:44:42.500 I think it was probably eighth grade or something like that.

00:44:45.400 Dude, if you look back on those pictures,

00:44:46.960 I look like Sammy Sosa when those crazy pictures of him came out, you know?

00:44:51.280 Like the later in life.

00:44:52.560 The Villa Lago.

00:44:53.900 Oh, bro, damn.

00:44:55.920 You look calico.

00:44:57.540 Oh, bro, yeah.

00:44:58.360 I look like I've been making love to a calico cat, bro.

00:45:01.700 I just, damn, I look bad off, bro.

00:45:05.300 God, I got tricked, though.

00:45:07.760 But that was fun, man.

00:45:08.800 That was a good time, dude.

00:45:10.960 Those are the good times.

00:45:11.980 The mosquito sprayer.

00:45:13.140 Yeah, I remember that stuff.

00:45:15.500 You grew up, I saw, or I read somewhere you grew up in a peanut farm, yeah?

00:45:19.860 Is that true?

00:45:20.960 We grew up in Leesburg, the town.

00:45:23.020 And Virginia?

00:45:25.000 Georgia, South Georgia.

00:45:27.040 And we grew up, we didn't grow up like,

00:45:30.200 you've seen like your houses with all the fields around it.

00:45:33.620 I didn't grow up like that.

00:45:34.980 I grew up in a small town, like, man,

00:45:38.960 just quintessential small town, ride your bike down the street.

00:45:44.040 But all, like, there was literally peanut fields,

00:45:47.280 one, a quarter mile down the road,

00:45:49.900 and then all the peanut mills.

00:45:51.640 like i literally had a peanut meal in my backyard essentially i mean i could take a rock and throw

00:45:58.400 it into the peanut meal and man you talk about all those they start cleaning all those peanuts

00:46:03.500 dust up the whole city smelled like peanuts the whole and was it good could you go down

00:46:09.180 if you just biked over there they give you a half a handful of nuts or something yeah there was

00:46:12.680 plenty to go around and uh so we uh but you know we we would go uh pull green peanuts and pick them

00:46:20.460 off the vine and boil them that was something you know this this time of year all the peanuts are

00:46:24.740 getting um they're starting to mature a little bit so you can go get green peanuts and boil them

00:46:29.900 did y'all ever eat boiled peanuts much and i love eating boiled peanuts but a lot of times i'll see

00:46:33.600 them like in south carolina or something that's how we pulled them up and then we put them on a

00:46:38.420 tailgate you kind of sit them on the back of a tailgate and just sit there and go and just pick

00:46:44.340 them off fill them in a bucket open them all up no you leave them in the shell just pick them like

00:46:49.600 that and then you wash them real good that you know a lot of people people all would ask me about

00:46:55.620 peanuts and uh they'd be like i don't like them well some people wouldn't wash them properly they'd

00:47:01.360 be hell you'd be eating dirt dirt water and a peanut so with us we would really clean them good

00:47:07.140 man when my dad cooks them they're they're about as good as it gets get you get you a miller light

00:47:12.060 and a styrofoam cup full of boiled peanuts boiled peanuts are good huh oh man would y'all do make a

00:47:18.620 flavor with them too ever or was it always we never really did cajun and all that you know we

00:47:22.120 couldn't afford no tony sachery's and none of that we just had to do old morton's straight up

00:47:27.760 morton's baby morton's salt baby dang that was dude that would do there was only like a couple

00:47:32.600 things in the house that you even remember there were there weren't even any medicines in the house

00:47:35.860 you were growing up there was like no salt like something pink yeah yes what was that that was

00:47:41.600 for um pink uh calamine lotion calamine but then there was always pink antibiotics oh like well

00:47:49.740 they uh what was that oh they i don't know what it was it was just pinks i don't well they had

00:47:57.840 like hit they had like cleanse and stuff if you needed to like clean yourself that's it right

00:48:02.040 there just the pink stuff if you got a amoxicillin amoxicillin bubblegum flavored

00:48:08.020 Bro, that shit cured everything, dude.

00:48:11.020 Clout.

00:48:11.640 Yeah.

00:48:12.160 Childhood clout.

00:48:13.320 Oh.

00:48:15.320 I had a strong case of it, dude.

00:48:17.140 I had clout in my eyes once.

00:48:19.360 That's how bad it was for me, dude.

00:48:21.980 But I've been through a lot.

00:48:23.120 You had it so bad it was called blink.

00:48:25.260 Couldn't he clap?

00:48:27.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:27.620 It was called blink.

00:48:29.180 Boy, they got the blink.

00:48:31.260 Bro, that's hilarious, bro.

00:48:33.560 Dude, I'm fucking glad you're here today, man.

00:48:35.680 dude you remember i saw bro do you even remember that i saw you at in hawaii yes dude i remember i

00:48:47.380 was in the sauna first of all and there was a man in there and it was damn ryan seacrest in the sauna

00:48:54.060 and i didn't know what the hell was going on i thought it was like a new like a new game show

00:48:58.080 they were doing or something like man in the like you know out of the like steam buddies grab the

00:49:03.620 hot rock yes i'm like that yeah yes i'm like that like boiled peanuts or whatever you know

00:49:10.360 like i just didn't know what it was and then have you told this story yet no the world needs to hear

00:49:17.360 theo vaughn's trip to hawaii with his brand new bodyguard yeah yeah i had yeah i had a security

00:49:25.980 guy with me dude because i was like so i see theo but yeah so i get out there i see you and i'm like

00:49:31.700 Like, well, I mean, you're in Hawaii.

00:49:34.500 Yeah.

00:49:35.140 It's romantic and beautiful.

00:49:37.760 And I keep asking you, like, who'd you bring out?

00:49:45.000 And you keep telling me a security guard.

00:49:48.760 And I'm like, this f***er's lying.

00:49:52.240 Like, why do you come to the Four Seasons in Hawaii by yourself with a brand new security guard?

00:50:00.060 So after about the fifth time, I was like, it's really just him and the security guard.

00:50:05.940 Yeah, it was us, dude.

00:50:07.100 Well, I didn't –

00:50:07.880 How were the conversations?

00:50:09.720 Bro, I'll tell you exactly how.

00:50:11.620 So me and him would just go to dinner every night because the freeze happened.

00:50:15.860 So the freeze in Nashville – I was in Las Vegas for UFC.

00:50:19.120 The freeze happens.

00:50:20.020 I can't go home.

00:50:20.860 Oh, I got it.

00:50:21.820 So you just pivoted.

00:50:23.180 You pivoted.

00:50:24.020 Yeah, and I'm not saying that there's probably not great girls in Vegas,

00:50:26.340 but I didn't really know anybody.

00:50:27.560 like you know it's like i just don't want to bring somebody for five days i was like i don't know

00:50:31.860 how long i'm up to be out there so i probably could have had some strategy and float and float

00:50:36.200 a gal out but anyway me and him brock sort of got bro we we sat there for five nights we'd be

00:50:44.420 sitting there we don't really we weren't even really like now we're like friends but at the

00:50:47.800 time we weren't like really friends you're getting i mean hell that's one way to that's

00:50:53.380 one way to vet your damn security guard.

00:50:55.180 Just do a Hawaiian getaway.

00:50:57.460 Do a honeymoon with them.

00:50:58.580 Yeah.

00:50:59.280 Without the honey, bro.

00:51:01.360 Y'all out there eating a full pig together.

00:51:04.460 Oh, dude.

00:51:05.340 Who ate the apple?

00:51:07.740 I know this.

00:51:08.660 Neither one of us put it in our mouths.

00:51:10.080 I'll tell you that, brother.

00:51:11.620 We were just sitting across from each other

00:51:13.260 dreaming about women.

00:51:15.000 That was it.

00:51:15.800 But I will say this, dude.

00:51:16.800 We'd be at dinner,

00:51:17.920 and it's just me and him,

00:51:18.880 because I didn't have anybody to go with.

00:51:20.860 Right.

00:51:21.460 And then when we had our dinner,

00:51:23.380 You were like, man, you need to get on.

00:51:25.480 I didn't tell him that, dude.

00:51:28.020 But you said, hey, just sit over there and just got on.

00:51:30.940 Well, I didn't know him, and I'd already had five meals in a row with him.

00:51:34.480 I was like, this is the one time I get to hang out with you.

00:51:37.760 But the hilarious part was, so we'd be sitting there at dinner,

00:51:41.500 and somebody right next to us would get down on their knee

00:51:43.920 and propose to somebody they were with, dude.

00:51:46.040 We must have sat there next to each other through nine proposals, bro,

00:51:49.640 over five days, just me and him eating damn.

00:51:53.380 You know, it was always like fish dinners.

00:51:55.260 And then we'd be out on the porch, and right next to us,

00:51:58.200 they'd built the American Idol.

00:52:01.180 Yeah, I was out there doing that.

00:52:03.060 They'd built y'all's stage.

00:52:04.060 So I'm sitting there thinking, well, they done brought you in

00:52:06.840 to be some kind of damn guest critiquer.

00:52:10.960 I'm like, you had me so messed up.

00:52:15.100 Like, you could have put 10 options of why you were in Hawaii,

00:52:19.900 and I'd have went 0 for 10.

00:52:21.840 Dang, bro.

00:52:23.380 well i kept thinking like for the first five minutes i'm like why are you here yeah man i'm

00:52:28.940 just here i'm like man he the show's done told him he's a surprise or something and then i'm like

00:52:35.700 man this bro's just here with a security guard i didn't know what to do and my buddy rich is the

00:52:41.700 old sometimes he's the only friend i have who's not married or doesn't have a job like you can't

00:52:46.840 call your married buddies and be like let's get away yeah it's ice in nashville we're come hit

00:52:52.340 the road let's go to hawaii yeah yeah it just doesn't work like that so it's like yeah sometimes

00:52:57.140 it's like well that's my buddy i can go with you know and so like yeah sometimes we end up just

00:53:01.800 kind of going around places but dude when i tell you we sat there and just like and i think people

00:53:07.180 thought we was gay men or whatever because uh they would um they would everybody else was just

00:53:17.020 couples, you know? And it was just me and him

00:53:18.920 sitting there eating dinner all the time.

00:53:21.720 It was pretty sad, bro.

00:53:23.680 But it was nice. But he's still with you?

00:53:25.120 Huh? Yeah.

00:53:26.620 And we're buddies now, too.

00:53:28.800 We just went to Austin this weekend.

00:53:32.080 But yeah, things got kind of

00:53:33.060 scary for a little bit. It's like, I don't know.

00:53:35.220 I get it. And I think you just

00:53:37.000 don't know how people are going to act sometimes.

00:53:38.860 Things can just be weird. So sometimes it's nice

00:53:41.000 to have somebody around to watch.

00:53:42.340 Well, you know, we're talking about. Just to watch your six.

00:53:44.880 We're talking about.

00:53:45.760 and like with me when we're when my son's playing football at our stadium you know our home crowd

00:53:55.220 they they get that they're not going to come up to me and want a picture while I'm watching my son

00:54:00.880 but man when we travel to other other away schools um it's nice to have a guy just go hey

00:54:09.460 local you kind of have a guy it's nice to have a guy just go hey let him watch let him watch his

00:54:16.020 son play and then on our way out or whatever you got to have a guy manage that because if i'm

00:54:21.680 managing that by myself then you're distracted from your son's that i'm managing that right like

00:54:26.360 even in alabama this week we signed i mean i didn't i didn't take a picture with everybody

00:54:32.340 that would have won one but when the game was going on i was watching the game not because man

00:54:37.560 I try to do the right things

00:54:40.340 on all those moments. You know, you got little kids

00:54:42.240 standing there wanting a picture, but it's nice to have

00:54:44.340 a guy to kind of... Yeah, just say,

00:54:46.200 hey, what's going on? And also, somebody just to...

00:54:47.700 It's just somebody to go with. It's like,

00:54:50.080 I know it. Let's go. We can go do something.

00:54:52.220 It's good. And he likes to go to the

00:54:54.180 gym. It's getting sadder and sadder, but it's also

00:54:56.320 it's like, we'll go to the gym. You're never having

00:54:58.300 children, by the way. I'm learning.

00:55:00.840 You and him could adopt.

00:55:02.140 No, dude. I ain't adopting, dude.

00:55:05.060 Bro, I was with him for five

00:55:06.400 days in hawaii i didn't even propose you think i'm adopting can't y'all both put it in the cup

00:55:11.660 spin it and then find a donor i think come out looking like both y'all

00:55:16.940 like that picture you drew

00:55:20.520 bro you're hilarious dude this is freaking hilarious bro god i know but i've been going

00:55:31.960 on some day i've been dating some dude so i think locally it's gonna happen semi-local

00:55:37.740 you know semi-local i've always like i do got some buddies that are single they've been divorced

00:55:43.420 single like man there ain't no women in nashville and i'm like what here's what it is it is it's not

00:55:49.760 a walkable city do you walk you start walking around you're going to get hit by something

00:55:54.020 i know but if you can't find a woman in nashville and i'm not saying you're having trouble but this

00:56:00.640 other couple other buddies i'm like there's a fresh new there's a fresh new cruise ship

00:56:08.200 a cruise ship from what it's like every weekend and the from where murphysboro where they reset

00:56:15.740 from oh i see what you're saying gals is coming in but there's some places you can't we i mean

00:56:21.200 like oh i agree yeah it's like it resets on wednesday yeah and then you gotta get out there

00:56:28.640 But, dude, I can't go out to Broadway.

00:56:30.840 It's dangerous out there.

00:56:32.300 It's like it's too much out there.

00:56:34.820 Yeah, well, I'm sure you probably did a little bit,

00:56:36.820 and then it was like, eh.

00:56:38.000 I probably went maybe three times.

00:56:39.380 Well, I was with you.

00:56:40.500 I honestly was with you the first time you told me

00:56:43.080 you and Kid Rock tried to walk down the street of Broadway,

00:56:46.480 and you were like, dude, like you had just tried it.

00:56:49.880 We were at that little, we were at a showcase.

00:56:51.900 First time you and I met, and you were like, man,

00:56:54.520 I just learned I can't walk down Broadway.

00:56:56.680 Oh, that's funny.

00:56:57.300 For the first time.

00:56:57.960 I think if people are drunk, too, it's scary.

00:57:00.600 That's the thing, you know?

00:57:01.600 It's just scary when people are drunk, dude.

00:57:04.800 Yeah, their barriers seem to go away.

00:57:09.320 Yeah, I'm thinking it's normal.

00:57:11.200 Yeah.

00:57:11.700 But it's like if you're not drunk, it's just like, you know,

00:57:13.780 it's just a mix of things, but.

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01:01:01.160 great, though. It's all the different people just to meet

01:01:03.280 and be around, man. It's been a vibe,

01:01:05.480 dude.

01:01:07.200 And then you get to go out in the country and

01:01:09.180 have your country moments. Oh, yeah.

01:01:11.360 Dude, we just got back. I hate I do. I do had

01:01:13.100 a Mr. Turkey Hunt with Waddell, but I

01:01:15.060 came in the week after.

01:01:17.180 Did you the one with Michael Waddell?

01:01:19.520 Yeah, when you went down there,

01:01:20.880 I was the week later. Dude, they put the

01:01:23.000 bullets they put in my gun weren't even real.

01:01:26.200 They didn't

01:01:26.760 trust me with a firearm.

01:01:29.000 Did you find that out later? Huh?

01:01:31.640 Yeah.

01:01:33.540 Well, who killed the turkey?

01:01:35.740 I couldn't have done it.

01:01:37.820 Well, first of all, you're wearing the wrong attire.

01:01:40.860 They said green, and yeah, I fucked it up.

01:01:43.600 Now, have you done that again?

01:01:45.480 Nah, I would go down again, though.

01:01:46.800 I'll take you hunting.

01:01:47.880 Will you?

01:01:48.980 I'll put your real ammo in the-

01:01:50.800 Take me somewhere.

01:01:52.200 See, look right here.

01:01:53.320 Yeah.

01:01:54.540 I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

01:01:56.480 Those glasses were from a damn senior citizen.

01:02:00.000 so those get dark

01:02:02.040 you now dark

01:02:02.580 did you get cataract surgery

01:02:04.000 two days before that

01:02:05.140 those stuff bro

01:02:06.040 them bitches were dark dude

01:02:07.620 I drove a sedan home

01:02:09.440 you know

01:02:09.780 them bitches were big dude

01:02:11.280 a Lincoln Continental

01:02:12.460 bro you

01:02:13.000 it happens bro

01:02:14.180 that's how

01:02:14.560 I want to get that

01:02:15.280 well that's fun

01:02:16.160 you got to do that

01:02:16.920 I'll take you on some real stuff

01:02:18.400 Waddell he don't know

01:02:19.220 what he's doing

01:02:19.780 well he was hunting

01:02:20.700 some osceolas

01:02:21.460 and I'll say this man

01:02:22.540 they hunt like

01:02:23.920 afterwards

01:02:24.580 we were leaving the

01:02:25.580 I don't know if it's called

01:02:27.220 the scene of the crime

01:02:28.000 or whatever it is

01:02:28.540 wherever you go hunt

01:02:29.280 so we're leaving out of there and the there's two birds like right by the road like on the way out

01:02:34.940 and they get out like we're gonna shoot ambush yeah and i'm like dude the game's over like we

01:02:41.620 already did it out there and these are like in the locker room one of them's taking is he's got

01:02:45.680 a towel on his neck one of these turkeys yeah putting gold bond on yeah but somebody went

01:02:51.840 over there with a damn handgun i think and i was like dear god get me this is this is turning to

01:02:57.820 something else you know this is a damn wet market we're back but god bro but it was fun dude i would

01:03:05.780 go hunt some other stuff dude it might we might have to start getting some real different animals

01:03:10.120 especially with these beef prices you see what's going on with all that yeah you know it's it's

01:03:15.080 funny man i mean i'm trump trump said he's got 300 000 300 000 tons of beef they found somewhere

01:03:22.120 let's let me see what it is the president announced friday that his administration would

01:03:25.180 temporarily lift tariffs

01:03:27.820 on up to 300,000 metric tons

01:03:30.660 of imported ground beef, dude.

01:03:33.960 Well, B, you know,

01:03:35.200 I'm kind of in the loop on all that.

01:03:37.100 I talked to a lot of buddies

01:03:38.140 that have them,

01:03:39.260 and, you know, there was...

01:03:43.080 I mean, I'm in ag.

01:03:45.100 I mean, I've kind of...

01:03:45.980 I've gotten to know...

01:03:47.260 I've gotten to know Brooke Rollins,

01:03:49.420 the Secretary of Agriculture.

01:03:51.080 Cool guy.

01:03:51.820 It's a girl.

01:03:52.520 and she, that's her.

01:03:57.740 Hey, what's up, Brooke?

01:04:00.340 She's the best.

01:04:01.860 She's married.

01:04:02.760 She's got kids at A&M.

01:04:05.160 Okay, I shouldn't even be asking this.

01:04:06.700 But she, I know, you feel bad now.

01:04:10.000 Now you're going to have your phone tapped.

01:04:12.620 That's what I do, yeah.

01:04:14.200 Every time I say poultry, it'll ping somewhere.

01:04:18.540 Brooke's going to put some –

01:04:22.360 Dude, so, man, they just had this thing in Texas called screw worms.

01:04:27.540 I've never had them.

01:04:28.660 Yeah, well, you would know.

01:04:30.400 Is it bad?

01:04:31.100 So screw worms light on your skin.

01:04:35.520 Their eggs hatch on your skin, and they burrow into your body.

01:04:42.120 Damn.

01:04:43.400 And so –

01:04:44.360 It's like just having neighbors.

01:04:45.520 So, Brooke and I, you know, I've done my farm tour stuff through the years, and so we've

01:04:49.860 had a lot of, I've gotten to meet a lot of governors that come out to my farm tours.

01:04:56.760 I've worked with Brooke on trying to plan stuff to lift up farmers, but man, it's funny,

01:05:03.480 you know, listen, I mean, we all, everybody can sit back and judge administrations and

01:05:08.800 cabinet members and all that, but when you know somebody that's in the trenches doing

01:05:12.540 it and man you hear what they're having to try to negotiate today like man she's having a great

01:05:17.460 well first of all when they came when she came into office like there weren't any i mean the egg

01:05:22.320 egg prices were going crazy um poultry you know bird flu and you're like man you're not even

01:05:29.740 thinking that the secretary of agriculture is trying to solve all these problems and then i

01:05:35.400 call her up and i'm like what are you doing today she's like she's like i mean yeah we're trying to

01:05:41.240 flu's back yeah or it's something new something but no we don't she's rocking and rolling right

01:05:45.080 time they get right about time they get the eggs going then screw worms come in in texas and yeah

01:05:50.640 the problem with screw worms is what are they bring them up they're a they're a fly and in and

01:05:57.040 in in they're a fly that you can they're easily controlled if you you gotta you gotta look at

01:06:07.120 i don't want them bitches yeah god and look at that one huh yeah that's a lot different than

01:06:13.660 pecker gnats you remember pecker gnats uh-uh never mind i don't think so did you grow up with you

01:06:21.160 didn't grow up with pecker gnats that's where the old gnats fly around your dog's pecker my

01:06:26.100 granddad look right now pecker gnats is that a real thing that happened pecker gnats oh wow anyway

01:06:32.240 So, these things light on, well, not only do they get on cattle, they get on deer and wildlife.

01:06:39.300 No.

01:06:40.300 Yeah, so they'll, if you're, well, you're monitored, you know, if you're a cattle farmer,

01:06:44.420 you're watching your herd a lot better.

01:06:46.560 Yeah.

01:06:46.760 But if you're a, if you have a big deer ranch, you can't really, you can't monitor your deer.

01:06:53.120 So you got to really, this is a, it's a bad thing.

01:06:55.600 So what you got to do is you have to launch sterile flies into the environment that mate with the female flies so the female flies will chill out.

01:07:07.900 They don't hatch.

01:07:08.940 The eggs don't hatch and then they die.

01:07:11.140 Damn.

01:07:13.000 Who would have known?

01:07:13.740 Dude, when you think about how so many little edges of science they have to use,

01:07:17.960 New World screw worm eradication relies primarily on the sterile insect technique,

01:07:22.480 which involves releasing millions of radiation sterilized male flies to mate with wild females and halt reproduction.

01:07:29.240 That's the fact that we don't even know that that goes on.

01:07:31.800 All the things that we don't even know that goes on, man.

01:07:34.600 I'm just wondering if they're like, you start to wonder if we're going to have to start to evolve to some other meats.

01:07:40.340 That's my big question.

01:07:41.380 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:41.820 say the price of beef gets too crazy

01:07:44.160 because also I know that they don't have like a young herd

01:07:46.140 of cattle that's one of the problems

01:07:47.440 well I think drought you know there was a

01:07:49.640 there was a lot of man there was the one

01:07:51.840 there was the one

01:07:54.060 time where all the

01:07:55.040 I think one thing that got us put

01:07:58.060 behind was when a lot of the cattle

01:07:59.860 was lost in the big freezes

01:08:01.680 a couple years ago you'd think that

01:08:03.980 would be fine first of all heat or freeze

01:08:06.060 it's

01:08:08.140 ready to eat or it's you can eat

01:08:09.960 later that's how I feel like that thing

01:08:11.660 oh I've seen

01:08:12.820 they died from

01:08:15.900 from cold weather

01:08:17.540 like hundreds of thousands

01:08:19.700 yeah

01:08:21.440 but I'm saying they're frozen

01:08:22.940 you can't once they die in the field

01:08:25.960 you can't go out there and salvage it

01:08:27.960 yeah you can't

01:08:29.100 you can't

01:08:32.100 well ask why

01:08:33.540 ask it why we're in the

01:08:35.840 true

01:08:36.400 cattle deficit right now I mean while we're

01:08:39.840 That's a great question.

01:08:40.620 Why is it happening now?

01:08:43.120 The U.S. is in a historic cattle deficit with herd sizes dropping to a 75-year low of roughly 86.2 million head,

01:08:51.020 primarily driven by years of severe drought, soaring operational costs, and an aging ranching workforce.

01:08:57.340 Wow.

01:09:00.100 Prolonged dry spells across major cattle-producing states dried up water sources.

01:09:03.620 urban sprawl and highland values have tempted older ranchers to sell property to developers

01:09:09.880 rather than passing unprofitable unprofitable operations down to younger generations huh

01:09:15.040 interesting man i think hopefully hopefully yeah think about all the stuff that do you remember

01:09:22.640 like being a kid just being like we're gonna get nuked you ever think about that was a kid like

01:09:28.740 Getting nuked by something?

01:09:29.820 Just getting nuclear warheads and stuff.

01:09:33.360 I remember just always being scared of like...

01:09:35.640 Did you?

01:09:36.540 Yes.

01:09:37.380 I'm trying to think of what I was scared of, probably.

01:09:39.560 I was scared of like...

01:09:42.100 We had a neighbor that kept burning down homes in our neighborhood.

01:09:46.740 You know, we had wild...

01:09:48.100 My mother, I think, in an attempt so I wouldn't play in the yard a lot,

01:09:52.640 she would tell me that there were packs of wild dogs

01:09:55.320 that would roll through the front yard and eat me alive.

01:09:58.740 damn dude well so she had early onset but i'm gonna tell you my mother i mean i mean that's

01:10:09.560 crazy dude and like about every month or two you'd see a pack in the car there they are luke see yeah

01:10:18.040 oh do you remember they were all hunting one hot dog i mean one dog in heat oh they were just it

01:10:23.680 It wasn't wild dogs.

01:10:24.820 It was just every dog that wasn't on a leash in Smithville, Georgia,

01:10:28.960 was just chasing the one horse.

01:10:30.820 Yeah, and how many leashes did they have in Smithville, Georgia?

01:10:33.640 Yeah, that's what I'm guessing.

01:10:35.020 Dude, well, I remember they just had wild dogs when I was a kid.

01:10:37.800 They had a dog in the neighborhood.

01:10:39.260 I remember the first time I saw a Doberman Pinscher, dude,

01:10:42.240 and a Rottweiler, bro.

01:10:44.860 Not on a leash.

01:10:45.920 Yeah.

01:10:46.780 Oh, I couldn't even.

01:10:47.580 Dude, the Rottweiler played tailback somewhere in our town, I think, dude.

01:10:51.400 They had some damn – I mean, some of the dogs were just wild when you were a kid.

01:10:56.080 Oh, that dog right there.

01:10:58.940 God.

01:10:59.960 Yeah, I mean, when you – I remember seeing them just in the back of a pickup truck,

01:11:04.560 just going like, what is that?

01:11:08.300 What is that?

01:11:10.040 And I don't want –

01:11:11.480 Nothing to do with that, dude.

01:11:12.700 Well, then everybody that owned them would brag about how it could crush a bowling ball with one bite.

01:11:19.660 Damn.

01:11:20.940 We had a guy who killed his grandmother.

01:11:24.340 And that, yeah, that was unfortunate.

01:11:27.400 But, yeah, it was a sketchy area.

01:11:29.680 Not with the Rottweiler.

01:11:31.040 No, dude, he damn did it.

01:11:33.600 I mean, I don't even want to talk about it, but it wasn't good.

01:11:37.280 And she was our lunch lady, too.

01:11:39.920 God, that was heartbreaking.

01:11:41.060 Sloppy Joe Day went south.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, bro.

01:11:45.960 But my mom is, I mean, she's, I mean, my mom has like 500,000 Instagram followers.

01:11:53.260 But I can see that my mom, she has three kids.

01:11:56.700 Yeah, she's hilarious.

01:11:57.880 We're living in a single wide trailer.

01:12:00.420 She's tired.

01:12:01.740 Her son wants to go out and ride his tricycle down the dirt road.

01:12:06.240 And she don't want to sit out there and watch him in the 85 degree, 95 degree weather.

01:12:10.460 So what are you telling?

01:12:11.920 Dangerous.

01:12:12.400 I think the wild dogs, we're in DEFCON 5 right now for a wild dog, son.

01:12:18.240 You're going to have to wait until it cools off.

01:12:21.560 My mom would, well, this is back when I was just talking about this the other week.

01:12:24.660 This is back when they used to have pediophiles or whatever.

01:12:26.620 They'd send them to the door.

01:12:28.240 You had a law.

01:12:28.880 You had to say you was a pediophile, you know?

01:12:30.800 What is that?

01:12:32.600 Pediophiles.

01:12:33.780 People that are.

01:12:36.900 Pedophiles.

01:12:37.580 Yeah, pediophiles.

01:12:38.300 Yeah, people say it different.

01:12:40.880 Pediophiles, bring it up.

01:12:41.740 I thought you were talking about Pedialyte.

01:12:46.400 I thought y'all were malnourished.

01:12:48.080 I thought you were so malnourished they would drop Pedialyte off at your house.

01:12:52.060 Bro, if you see an older dude just drinking Pedialyte, that dude is halfway there.

01:12:56.520 That's all I'm telling you, cuz.

01:12:58.300 A pedophile often misspelled as pedophile.

01:13:02.260 So we misspelled it.

01:13:04.560 But also then we missaid it.

01:13:05.800 I'm fine with it.

01:13:06.600 But anyway, this was the laws they had where you had to go door to door and say you were a pedophile.

01:13:10.740 Remember?

01:13:11.020 but our moms all works.

01:13:12.800 You can't say you're pedophile.

01:13:15.140 They had to.

01:13:16.820 You would admit to being a pedophile?

01:13:19.100 They had to.

01:13:19.940 If you moved to a new area,

01:13:21.400 you had to go door to door in the neighborhood

01:13:23.080 and let everybody know you lived in the neighborhood.

01:13:25.640 If you were a pedophile.

01:13:27.500 Yeah.

01:13:28.700 If you weren't, why would you do it?

01:13:31.060 I thought you were saying that.

01:13:33.080 That's crazy.

01:13:34.760 I thought you would, I get it.

01:13:37.000 It was like a judge ordered.

01:13:38.740 Ordered, you have to go tell everybody.

01:13:39.840 Got it, all right.

01:13:40.660 So these pedophiles would come to the door, and it would be us four kids standing there.

01:13:44.760 And we'd go.

01:13:46.180 He'd be like, hey, I'm just letting y'all know.

01:13:48.540 I'm a pedophile.

01:13:50.040 And we'd be like, put it in the stack, dude.

01:13:52.260 They had some damn.

01:13:53.300 Dude, we played kickball with this one pedophile, dude, and we'd mess with him.

01:13:56.300 We'd be like, you ain't touching my ass.

01:13:58.100 And we'd just kick that bitch, dude.

01:14:00.280 Because once you know who it is, kind of a little bit of this, you know.

01:14:04.520 You know whether to hang a right or left.

01:14:06.960 Yes.

01:14:07.400 You just know what's going on.

01:14:08.580 it's when the secret

01:14:09.780 of surprise

01:14:10.280 when they don't have

01:14:10.880 that surprise there

01:14:11.780 that's you know

01:14:12.800 when they can't surprise you

01:14:13.880 dude we used to have

01:14:14.780 a ham radio

01:14:15.580 remember that dude

01:14:16.400 and you'd talk

01:14:16.920 to get that CB radio

01:14:18.280 and just be talking

01:14:19.020 to truckers

01:14:19.660 dude somebody would come

01:14:21.200 oh somebody would come

01:14:22.660 and make love

01:14:23.160 to my neighbor

01:14:23.720 and we'd go sit out

01:14:24.500 in his car

01:14:24.980 while he was in there

01:14:25.880 and we'd just sit

01:14:27.140 on that CB radio

01:14:29.220 talking to truckers

01:14:30.280 dude

01:14:30.740 and it was fun

01:14:32.340 that shit was

01:14:34.120 we had a good time dude

01:14:35.860 yeah

01:14:37.240 the job

01:14:37.600 We would build forts.

01:14:40.540 We would take saplings and chop them off with a machete and haul them up the tree and make logs.

01:14:52.780 But if we fell out of the tree, we would land on the saplings.

01:15:00.700 No, y'all were doing some damn Vietnam shit.

01:15:03.540 We could have landed on the saplings that we just—

01:15:07.100 Oh, really?

01:15:07.740 Like, break your fall?

01:15:09.320 You just would get impaled.

01:15:11.260 We never got impaled, but it was a miracle.

01:15:14.740 It could have.

01:15:15.420 We did.

01:15:15.700 No, we had, some dude had passed through town and chiseled a set of tits into a tree bus.

01:15:20.480 And people would go out there and look at them.

01:15:23.800 Where'd you stash your Playboys?

01:15:26.400 We would, dude, we just found them, dug them up.

01:15:28.800 I remember my brother had some stacked on the toppest shelf they ever made in the whole world, dude.

01:15:33.500 And I climbed up there one time, and I didn't know what was up there.

01:15:35.840 And they had cologne, a little bit of booze, and damn, nudie mags, boy.

01:15:42.080 And I took a hit off all three of them.

01:15:43.640 I think I drank half that cologne by the end of that night.

01:15:46.220 I didn't know what was going on, dude.

01:15:48.380 I remember passing out and coming to and coming out and passing.

01:15:53.260 The death of the Playboy magazine.

01:15:54.960 That's when society fell.

01:15:56.460 And when men started getting leg tattoos, that's when shit all fell apart.

01:16:00.600 Yeah.

01:16:01.840 I mean, if you couldn't ride your bike to the woods, hike one mile,

01:16:06.880 and find your Playboys under a piece of old rusted tin and sit there in nature.

01:16:14.020 We had a fella draw you a cooter for the weekend for $2, $3.

01:16:17.740 This fella, Nick, and he passed away.

01:16:21.700 We had swisher sweets stashed with our Playboys, so we'd come home smelling.

01:16:27.780 God.

01:16:29.200 We'd come home smelling not like Swishy Sweets.

01:16:33.900 God, dude, all that stuff was being fun, dude.

01:16:37.120 What are they doing now?

01:16:38.320 I love nostalgia.

01:16:39.080 I don't know what kids are doing now.

01:16:40.380 I think it's just, well, everything's turning into robots now, dude.

01:16:43.380 It's all changing, dude.

01:16:44.840 But I wonder, what was I thinking?

01:16:48.000 Oh, I was going to say, if we did have to go to a rare meat,

01:16:51.060 what would you go to, dude?

01:16:52.680 Rare meat.

01:16:53.440 Something that's not a meat yet.

01:16:55.140 What are you going to get to?

01:16:56.160 not white tail meat not deer meat well i think elk meat say if beef gets too out there what do

01:17:05.020 you what do you think what do we switch to squirrel maybe i've had squirrel we used to

01:17:11.700 shoot squirrels i mean we pellet oh yeah just pellet gun then squirrels we had a little lady

01:17:19.240 named mabel copswell mabel had a little nephew that used to come into town chris

01:17:24.800 me and we'd get our pellet guns

01:17:27.060 we shot about

01:17:29.020 eight squirrels one night

01:17:30.280 and we skinned them

01:17:32.780 and it's really

01:17:35.140 weird when you skin a squirrel

01:17:36.980 and then you're eating it

01:17:38.560 like 30 minutes later

01:17:41.020 there needs to be a little more

01:17:42.820 gap time

01:17:44.780 you probably ought to

01:17:46.300 soak it in some water a little bit

01:17:49.300 but we ate it and she put it

01:17:51.280 on wild rice

01:17:52.480 And I threw it up for nine hours

01:17:55.780 That night as a kid

01:17:56.880 And you think it was tainted meat

01:17:58.840 It was the last time I'd ate squirrel

01:18:01.520 When you throw up

01:18:04.040 Raw squirrel

01:18:05.740 I'm not sure she cooked it all the way

01:18:08.040 It left a mark

01:18:09.800 And did you put any vinegar on it

01:18:11.540 That's how I like it

01:18:12.580 But squirrel's a good

01:18:14.860 I think squirrel populations are

01:18:17.060 That's what I'm saying they're thriving

01:18:18.680 That's damn branch cattle

01:18:21.380 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:22.280 You see them bitches up there, dude.

01:18:23.900 You see 2,000 squirrels, dude.

01:18:26.640 How many squirrels are in the world right now?

01:18:29.340 Bring that up.

01:18:30.240 Squirrels in the world.

01:18:32.380 There is no exact global count for all squirrels,

01:18:34.500 but scientists estimate there are hundreds of millions to billions

01:18:38.360 of individual squirrels worldwide, boy.

01:18:42.600 Look, 175 species of squirrels, ground squirrels, flying squirrels,

01:18:47.000 and chipmunks.

01:18:47.980 God, fly right into my mouth, cousin.

01:18:50.380 That bitches are good.

01:18:51.740 Yeah.

01:18:52.720 Dude, it wouldn't take long for us to get used to them.

01:18:54.620 I could have some.

01:18:56.240 Marinate them.

01:18:57.020 Huh?

01:18:57.760 Just marinate them.

01:18:58.580 Yeah, you got to do something different, dude.

01:18:59.740 I could have that.

01:19:00.640 Put some of that Morton's on them, baby.

01:19:02.680 You know what else I might eat?

01:19:03.660 Slow smoke them.

01:19:06.120 Slow smoke them.

01:19:07.460 Dude, what if-

01:19:08.520 Dehydrated.

01:19:09.660 Bro, if things got real bad, I'll cook that bitch with a lighter, dude.

01:19:13.060 Yeah, with a damn candle, a damn Bed and Bath of Body Works caramel candle.

01:19:18.000 Oh, dude, I'll put that thing with just a Christmas cookie candle right under that bitch, boy.

01:19:23.080 God, that's a good way to do it.

01:19:24.640 I'll tell you this, and then people aren't going to want to hear it.

01:19:26.980 I'd eat damn Scottish Terrier if I could.

01:19:29.040 They're beautiful.

01:19:29.760 Bring one up.

01:19:30.580 Look how cute they are.

01:19:32.420 And I'm saying only if things got real bad.

01:19:34.680 I'm not running into a damn Petco and doing it.

01:19:38.880 Scottish Terrier.

01:19:39.840 Bring up the white ones.

01:19:40.600 I like the white ones.

01:19:42.100 I'm open to whatever, but I grew up around a couple white ones.

01:19:47.000 Look at them.

01:19:47.460 You'd eat that?

01:19:48.620 If he were real sick, yeah.

01:19:50.400 And if he didn't mind, I'd have to get somebody, like one of that dog whisperers.

01:19:56.100 Remember that guy?

01:19:56.500 Well, so, have you ever had elk meat?

01:19:59.380 I had reindeer somewhere.

01:20:01.340 That breaks your heart, but I've had a little.

01:20:03.580 Do you like duck meat?

01:20:05.060 I've never had it, I don't think.

01:20:06.380 Duck on down here and get some of this meat.

01:20:08.820 Dang, God!

01:20:11.540 I got you.

01:20:12.320 Bro, get out of here.

01:20:13.120 Dude, that is a great, that's a duck hunting joke,

01:20:16.340 and I got your ass.

01:20:18.460 Hey, bro.

01:20:20.580 Dude.

01:20:24.760 That's fucking great, bro.

01:20:26.020 You started.

01:20:26.980 That thing got set up 30 minutes ago.

01:20:29.600 What, dude?

01:20:30.300 When you brought up meat, baby.

01:20:31.780 I've been waiting 30 minutes to hit you with that shit.

01:20:34.640 We had to go through squirrel meat, Scottish terrier meat, elk meat,

01:20:40.520 and I finally got to duck meat.

01:20:42.700 You've been waiting on.

01:20:44.080 It's awesome.

01:20:44.800 God dang, that is good.

01:20:46.120 thank you i needed that you need to get on elk meat man i go elk hunting you need to go on elk

01:20:51.140 hunt you put it in your freezer so my wife man you know most most women don't think about oh i

01:20:58.800 got a freezer full of elk meat well when the first elk i brought home she um it was in the freezer

01:21:06.500 and finally man she just she goes out there and grabs it and your wife did and does it still have

01:21:10.880 the horns in it or you take them out it's all looks like ground beef they process it you know

01:21:16.020 if you're out in colorado and you kill an elk out there you take it to the local processor and they

01:21:21.140 ship it to you you'd love that though i wouldn't mind trying it so why are you why are you so

01:21:26.000 stressed about that you're stressed about this meat thing well i just start to worry like what

01:21:30.400 if things get weird get like you know i'm saying i want to have a strategy where things do get

01:21:34.260 start to get kind of dystopian in the world say something happens what percentage of i've never

01:21:38.300 had one of these are they good yeah it's great man yeah good stuff what percentage what is this

01:21:43.920 by the way this is called this will be the first one i've ever had it's called celsius it's a it's

01:21:48.260 an energy drink is it gonna make me say a lot of stuff i want to take back too late yeah i mean

01:21:54.840 i'd say pecker nats is one i want back oh dude no that one's fine i think

01:22:01.180 That's good.

01:22:05.000 What percent are we on the way there?

01:22:08.620 It's like drinking vape.

01:22:10.860 Have you started your, do you have your doomsday bunker here?

01:22:14.240 No, I don't have a bunker yet.

01:22:15.340 I don't have that kind of loot.

01:22:18.400 I got probably 11 bags of Quickrete in my yard right now.

01:22:22.980 So I can probably get behind that.

01:22:24.600 You could build your own little smoker with that.

01:22:29.280 And hide in that bitch.

01:22:30.340 boy they'll never find me in that bitch dude if you get it here's what i'm saying if you can't

01:22:34.400 afford a a bunker just get you a big ass grill did you watch paradise i don't show paradise

01:22:40.880 paradise yeah uh-uh well anyway i've had paradise have you seen those things those drink those like

01:22:47.240 it's like a mixed like a thing they have at the gas station whatever bring up parrot ice

01:22:51.280 parrot ice you know what i'm talking about yes i like those i used to like them anyway i don't

01:22:56.260 Did they take out slush puppies?

01:22:58.440 No, we had a bunch of...

01:22:59.520 Oh, God.

01:23:00.120 Remember slush puppies?

01:23:01.760 God, they were good.

01:23:02.880 Lemon, lime, slush puppies.

01:23:04.640 I remember all that shit.

01:23:08.400 There's a slush puppy.

01:23:09.680 That's what you need to get tattooed on your leg.

01:23:12.120 You think so?

01:23:12.920 The old slush puppy.

01:23:14.700 No, I ain't.

01:23:15.560 I got enough.

01:23:16.300 Nah, dude.

01:23:18.200 How's slush puppy the company doing?

01:23:20.960 Yeah, bring them up.

01:23:21.780 That's a good question.

01:23:22.300 We might ought to buy them.

01:23:23.940 Dude.

01:23:24.940 Kickstart that again.

01:23:26.260 make it a little healthier.

01:23:28.240 These puppies ain't going to slush themselves, homie, you feel me?

01:23:32.060 Slush Puppy is still in business,

01:23:33.340 though finding a ready-to-drink cup at a major U.S. gas station

01:23:36.760 or convenience store is much harder than it used to be.

01:23:40.880 The brand is owned by the Ice Corporation

01:23:42.760 and its parent company, J&J Snack Foods.

01:23:45.380 Damn, that's beautiful.

01:23:48.420 While large chains have largely swapped them out for Ices or Slurpees,

01:23:52.640 the official slush puppy.

01:23:55.100 Site notes the brand is still active.

01:23:57.400 You can still find machines and syrups

01:23:58.940 in select independent locations.

01:24:00.760 Like roller rinks, convenience stores, bowling alleys.

01:24:04.420 We got to get slush puppy back.

01:24:05.840 And parks.

01:24:06.220 That's not a bad idea.

01:24:07.200 I'd look into that, man.

01:24:08.580 Well, you remember Little Jugs?

01:24:10.880 The Little Jugs, they were about that big.

01:24:14.540 They looked like a grenade.

01:24:16.520 There you go.

01:24:17.640 Oh, yeah.

01:24:18.980 I'm talking about sugar water.

01:24:21.760 Yeah.

01:24:22.100 When you got done with football practice and whichever mama brought you that

01:24:26.220 after football, man, you knew you needed to pass the hat around for them.

01:24:30.460 You thought so.

01:24:31.280 Boy, they was hurting, baby.

01:24:33.100 They was hurting bad, bro.

01:24:35.120 I'm talking about we'd open up that styrofoam cooler

01:24:37.780 and then mama brought the little jugs.

01:24:40.740 And she had the Oreos cut in half.

01:24:43.660 You get a half of Oreo.

01:24:46.320 God dang, bro.

01:24:47.740 That was it, dude.

01:24:49.820 Little jugs.

01:24:50.980 They were good, man

01:24:52.140 I miss that kind of stuff

01:24:53.560 So if it goes down, you just need to get into my house

01:24:57.740 That's what I need to do

01:24:58.760 If it goes down

01:24:59.520 Because we got the deer

01:25:01.520 We can live off deer for a little bit

01:25:03.340 Yeah, we can do it

01:25:04.840 Dude, I'll live over there, man

01:25:07.660 And I'll work for you guys, too

01:25:09.100 I'm happy to do something

01:25:11.160 I did painting, I did siding for a little while

01:25:13.420 I did flooring

01:25:14.220 I need some gutter work

01:25:16.940 I could do it

01:25:18.580 gutter work yeah i could do it if you let me do it real early in the morning i'll be quiet

01:25:23.520 but i could definitely do it get up there 4 a.m and do it what was your job what was the worst

01:25:30.480 job you ever had me my grandfather made me put lightning rods on house did y'all have lightning

01:25:36.100 rods i used to count this lady's cat so and she had probably 50 cats do it here's what we would

01:25:42.660 do it's horrible i forgot about this we've something's wrong with her god was trying to

01:25:47.380 get her to come to him soon and so we go get one cat we'd run it in there and she'd give us a dime

01:25:53.240 for it and then we'd run in the other room and run back in with the same fucking cat dude show her

01:25:58.360 that same cat i bought my farm and there was a trailer on it that a woman had his cat a few cats

01:26:06.400 that's a smell you don't forget dude my friend they didn't know but their dog would just go pee

01:26:11.860 in a room in their house and that was their guest room i guess they never went in there and i remember

01:26:15.160 going to stay there and i walked in and the i like stepped on the carpet and just the dust

01:26:20.120 of like dog piss dust just flew up out of there it's like almost like when you see imagine our

01:26:26.180 immunities our immune system from growing up god that bitch is strong dude we used to we used to

01:26:33.000 play under old houses and just dig in old house dirt and go look for shit yeah under houses we

01:26:43.040 Well, yeah, people would always tell us there was gold under people's houses and shit like that.

01:26:46.840 My dad made me clean out a green bin elevator one time.

01:26:50.800 An elevator?

01:26:51.660 An elevator.

01:26:52.340 So when you pull in, when you, let's just say you got a wagon, a big, you put corn on a big wagon and you dump it in a pit.

01:27:01.880 Yeah.

01:27:02.780 Well, you dump it and that elevator takes it up and dumps it in a big warehouse.

01:27:07.000 Well, we took ownership of a new – it wasn't of a –

01:27:11.780 we started renting a warehouse to put peanuts in.

01:27:14.320 All right.

01:27:14.860 Well, to get it approved so you could store peanuts, you had to clean –

01:27:21.160 well, for years, these farmers had just been using that elevator

01:27:25.800 to offload wagons and put corn.

01:27:28.680 Dude, my dad sent me down in that thing,

01:27:30.780 and it had about five years of soybeans, corn, peanuts.

01:27:40.780 And it would get, if the elevator breaks,

01:27:43.120 you got to be able to go down there and fix it.

01:27:45.180 And that was the elevator room, man.

01:27:46.760 It had about five feet of water in it, two dead cats, some snakes.

01:27:52.380 I got three quarters of the way down.

01:27:54.700 It was straight maggots.

01:27:57.160 Dang.

01:27:58.020 And the only way to get it out is you had to shovel it in a five-gallon bucket,

01:28:02.280 and the guy above you had to pull it up with the water, and it's just hitting you.

01:28:07.920 Man, I went to the local diner after cleaning that thing out.

01:28:12.040 Cleared the whole diner out, man.

01:28:13.640 People couldn't even be in the room with me.

01:28:16.500 Damn.

01:28:17.060 It was in my skin.

01:28:18.480 Some of that shit, I used to have to clean out like a, it was like combine.

01:28:23.700 I guess they would run the combine through.

01:28:25.640 Right.

01:28:25.900 And then they would just park it for the winter, and a lot of – they'd still have some corn in there.

01:28:31.900 Right.

01:28:32.320 And so some of the mice would get in there, and then the snakes would get in there, dude.

01:28:35.420 And I'd have to get in and just clean and just, like, pressure wash and just – man, but it was always, always some crazy –

01:28:42.320 it was usually, like, water moccasins or – I guess it wasn't rattlesnakes.

01:28:46.800 Well, we would pull rattlesnakes into our peanut wagons that would come into our peanut mill,

01:28:51.980 and you climb over there, it was not a, it was a.

01:28:55.640 Those are the days, man.

01:28:57.500 Damn.

01:28:58.480 They were fun, but they were something else, dude.

01:29:00.980 Did you, I saw, what was I going to ask you about?

01:29:05.980 Oh, did you see those robot Olympics that happened?

01:29:08.400 I saw them attempting to run.

01:29:11.220 Yeah.

01:29:12.460 And I saw one of them went faster than Usain Bolt.

01:29:17.940 Yeah, bring that up.

01:29:18.980 But did it, did it, I saw one fail.

01:29:22.180 Yeah, one fell.

01:29:23.280 I've yet to see one, like, complete the drill.

01:29:27.820 Look at that.

01:29:28.300 Yeah, well, they can't.

01:29:29.040 Damn.

01:29:30.460 Also, they're still only making the white ones right now.

01:29:33.500 I do want to say that.

01:29:34.800 So, I'm just saying, I think things will change a little bit.

01:29:38.920 So, this is real.

01:29:39.900 Look at that.

01:29:40.960 That's nice, dude.

01:29:41.900 What's her name?

01:29:46.620 This is the part that, like, the boxing, I don't really know.

01:29:50.160 this is crazy though but here's what i think's gonna happen man i think we get to this place

01:29:55.120 where is it called singularity ain't that the term well it's just like the tech lords and stuff

01:30:01.380 they're gonna start these will all be competing for them so they that i'm just thinking they

01:30:07.260 won't need us anymore what what will we do look at that look at that hey bro look at that bro that

01:30:17.260 looks like an owl trying to get home from a bad date bro oh without his skirt oh she went down

01:30:22.320 so this is in china though yeah but you know it's coming here but dude i'll tell you this one of

01:30:27.780 those little dinky ass robots you get me a big diesel powered robot from kentucky some

01:30:32.480 named rusty or something you know i'm saying you get that bitch out look at that dang that's wild

01:30:38.120 though that's five years that thing won't be falling and sparking no things gonna be cooking

01:30:44.700 but I just wonder

01:30:45.560 what will it be like

01:30:46.180 when you get one of those

01:30:47.040 and that thing's doing all the

01:30:48.080 you know what I'm saying

01:30:48.940 like

01:30:49.300 I just wonder

01:30:50.780 if that's like

01:30:51.320 what it's really like

01:30:52.040 and if it's that close

01:30:53.400 around the corner

01:30:54.060 I wouldn't marry no robot

01:30:56.560 I don't think

01:30:57.320 it's big in China

01:30:58.660 you seen them latex ones

01:31:01.180 and synthetic ones

01:31:02.220 oh I don't want all that

01:31:03.400 I don't want to

01:31:03.840 I don't know

01:31:05.280 I guess

01:31:05.800 I don't know

01:31:06.220 if she sleeps real heavy

01:31:07.220 or whatever

01:31:07.660 you could program

01:31:08.100 or do that pre-nup

01:31:09.200 that weekly pre-nup

01:31:10.280 with your robot

01:31:10.920 I don't know if she sleeps real heavy.

01:31:16.480 Dude, I just, yeah, my mom's actually visiting right now, dude.

01:31:20.880 Yeah, so Theo goes, yeah, man, I want you to meet my mom.

01:31:24.720 She goes, oh, she's sunbathing.

01:31:26.760 I'm like, and?

01:31:29.620 It's time to meet her, right?

01:31:32.600 Bro.

01:31:33.300 Shit, I was ready to see.

01:31:35.000 I was ready to see something.

01:31:37.540 I'll make it happen, man.

01:31:39.440 Sunbathing.

01:31:39.800 Out there just cooking

01:31:41.360 Oh, and there ain't no clouds in Nashville today

01:31:44.180 I bet she's out there

01:31:45.920 Dude, we used to, when we were growing up

01:31:47.460 She probably put the damn

01:31:48.460 Just come roll in with the Johnson & Johnson baby oil

01:31:51.800 None of this damn

01:31:53.420 No SPF

01:31:55.040 What's she out there cooking for?

01:31:56.860 Getting her vitamin D up

01:31:58.080 Yeah, she's just trying to stay active

01:32:00.000 Dude, she's just at that age

01:32:01.620 She just told me the other day

01:32:02.620 That she used to be Native American

01:32:04.620 So I'm like, oh shit

01:32:05.860 She's starting to lose her mind a little bit

01:32:08.160 How old is your mom?

01:32:09.200 She's 77, man.

01:32:10.740 Yeah, she's the same age as mine.

01:32:12.260 Is she?

01:32:13.000 Mine was born in 47.

01:32:15.480 No, mine was 79.

01:32:17.360 Be 79 in October.

01:32:19.300 Yeah.

01:32:20.060 She's good, though.

01:32:21.020 What keeps her the most healthy, you think?

01:32:23.920 You know, she, man, I think what keeps her the most healthy is her weight's really good.

01:32:32.280 And, man, you know what's funny?

01:32:34.000 She's got a little house down in Mexico Beach, Florida.

01:32:37.220 She wants me to put an elevator in.

01:32:39.200 and I'm like

01:32:40.700 I'm not putting

01:32:41.440 an elevator in

01:32:42.280 because I think

01:32:43.700 going up and down

01:32:44.480 her house

01:32:45.560 is pretty close

01:32:46.160 to the beach

01:32:46.640 so they gotta be

01:32:47.280 out of the flood plain

01:32:48.160 oh yeah

01:32:48.560 man she's coming

01:32:49.540 up and down

01:32:50.300 you know

01:32:51.660 she's coming

01:32:52.140 up and down

01:32:52.920 steps all day

01:32:54.940 there she is

01:32:55.740 that's her back

01:32:56.680 porch right there

01:32:57.520 she looks good

01:32:58.260 who's that with her

01:32:58.960 that's old

01:32:59.620 that's old

01:33:00.260 that's the old

01:33:01.380 that's old

01:33:02.600 bankroll daddy

01:33:03.380 right there

01:33:04.060 damn

01:33:04.520 somebody's gotta do it

01:33:07.320 hey man

01:33:07.820 it's all

01:33:08.140 but

01:33:08.320 But, man, but, dude, that's a tough woman.

01:33:10.500 She looks happy.

01:33:11.220 Oh, that's you, dude?

01:33:12.840 That's me.

01:33:13.500 Oh, I'm not even joking.

01:33:14.720 I couldn't tell that.

01:33:15.480 Oh, that's nice, dude.

01:33:17.140 That's a tough woman.

01:33:18.320 Yeah.

01:33:18.940 Amen, man.

01:33:19.760 She, two packs of Salem's every day.

01:33:23.580 Hell yeah.

01:33:24.460 Four Bud Lights.

01:33:25.960 She has calm down on beers.

01:33:28.260 She drinks her two O'Doul's.

01:33:30.240 There she is.

01:33:31.540 She's pushing that bitch.

01:33:32.620 Is that a Dyson?

01:33:33.380 She's pushing that bitch.

01:33:34.920 Yeah, I guess I bought that last week.

01:33:36.800 hell she don't even call me to buy that she just goes straight to my business manager's assistant

01:33:43.000 god that's how they start cutting corners dude that's beautiful man yeah my my my parents

01:33:48.920 they they prey on the weakest link in my global world so you mean well like if there's a new hire

01:33:59.820 right let's just say we hire somebody all right and they come out on the road and they're like

01:34:05.740 Hey, we just hired Casey.

01:34:07.560 My dad's like, Casey, what are you doing around here?

01:34:11.040 Man, I do the ice.

01:34:13.160 I need your number.

01:34:14.840 I'm like, oh, shit.

01:34:16.560 Next thing you know, Casey's coming to me.

01:34:18.600 Hey, your dad called me for five tickets.

01:34:21.360 He said he couldn't get nobody on the phone.

01:34:26.340 Anyway, that just goes down the chain every time.

01:34:29.500 They just get them a new number.

01:34:30.480 If they can get a number to get to me, baby.

01:34:32.760 Oh, does it make it easier?

01:34:34.360 Yeah.

01:34:35.740 Yeah, dude, I don't, like.

01:34:37.660 So my mama would call me and be like, I need some flowers from Lowe's.

01:34:41.980 Yeah.

01:34:43.240 And I'd be like, well, you just got some last week.

01:34:46.300 Well, now she just, she just.

01:34:48.700 Skirting around.

01:34:49.480 Skirting around.

01:34:50.260 Now I see she got a new lime green electric.

01:34:52.940 And her grass, she didn't look like she had no grass.

01:34:55.480 Dude, I'll tell you this.

01:34:56.320 She's out there more wild turnips.

01:34:59.500 Dandelions.

01:35:01.600 It's either not growing or she just cut it again yesterday.

01:35:04.860 Just don't even tell her.

01:35:05.860 Yeah, that's not grass, man.

01:35:07.760 No, that's like damn lettuce.

01:35:13.040 That's like butter.

01:35:14.020 What's that, butter lettuce?

01:35:15.800 Oh, yeah, that's good.

01:35:17.960 Dude, we just went on a damn road trip last week, dude.

01:35:20.260 You and your mama?

01:35:21.580 No, me and some of my friends.

01:35:25.480 We rented one of those Cruise America campers.

01:35:27.760 You ever rented one of those?

01:35:28.280 Just went right up there and got one offline.

01:35:30.460 Well, dude, hold on.

01:35:31.240 we'd gotten like a big one but my buddy didn't have his license when he went to get it or whatever

01:35:36.120 uh his driver's license so they wouldn't give it to us or whatever so dude we got this cruise

01:35:41.380 america thing bro it was like driving a damn open toolbox dude it was bang every step every

01:35:48.440 every bump you would hit bang bang we were all huddled up in the front of it bro because if

01:35:52.740 you were in the back like everything was flying popcorn you look like popcorn flying around oh

01:35:56.700 dude it was like so you're not gonna get a cruise america endorsement after this no bro

01:36:01.220 And they know what's up, dude.

01:36:02.620 That's us writing it right there, bro.

01:36:04.280 We took that bitch.

01:36:05.300 That is like the poster child of it.

01:36:08.740 What was that bad boy day?

01:36:11.320 Probably.

01:36:12.540 14?

01:36:13.520 14.99?

01:36:14.720 Maybe 90.

01:36:15.980 How far did y'all take it?

01:36:17.600 Now, is that y'all or is that just online?

01:36:20.080 That's two of my buddies right there.

01:36:21.300 And what's.

01:36:21.980 My buddy Bizzle and Zita, we all went out.

01:36:24.080 We went out to that Field of Dreams baseball game out there.

01:36:26.640 Was that awesome?

01:36:27.440 It was cool, man.

01:36:28.200 How long was it

01:36:30.000 Were you sleep deprived

01:36:31.460 Could you not enjoy it

01:36:32.480 Because you were sleep deprived

01:36:33.520 Oh dude

01:36:34.760 It was like

01:36:35.560 My buddy texted me yesterday

01:36:36.980 He's like

01:36:37.340 Hey if you forget

01:36:38.080 What it was like in there

01:36:38.920 Just go slam your head

01:36:40.100 Into an open silverware drawer

01:36:41.680 That bitch was funky

01:36:43.220 Bro

01:36:44.220 It was miserable bro

01:36:46.560 Who drove

01:36:47.420 All of us did dude

01:36:49.300 And no one slept

01:36:50.520 No

01:36:51.180 We ended up just

01:36:52.340 Getting to people's houses

01:36:53.320 And staying there

01:36:53.940 And sometimes we'd sleep in it

01:36:55.040 And sometimes we'd stay with friends

01:36:55.880 Are they gonna do that game

01:36:56.920 Every year

01:36:58.920 Is that field of drafts game its annual?

01:37:01.120 I think so.

01:37:01.580 They'd taken two years off, but now it's back.

01:37:03.400 They actually built, so they don't play the game on the actual field in the movie.

01:37:07.040 They have the movie set that's there.

01:37:08.640 They built another field back behind it through the corn.

01:37:12.520 And what's the capacity of it?

01:37:14.260 About 6,000.

01:37:15.200 Was it worth it?

01:37:16.300 It was cool, yeah.

01:37:16.980 Yeah, it was actually, man.

01:37:18.280 We had a nice time, dude.

01:37:19.440 It was a good experience.

01:37:20.380 Bro, you're standing there, and they had probably 30 Hall of Famers that were there,

01:37:24.620 and so all of them just came.

01:37:26.140 Oh, did you hit the corn maze?

01:37:27.900 Nah, they said it was overpopulated.

01:37:29.980 Oh, and some kind of thick kid

01:37:31.440 that went missing in that bitch.

01:37:33.460 So they was locking it down.

01:37:35.480 Oh, my God.

01:37:36.400 Dank.

01:37:37.060 Always.

01:37:37.740 That's probably why beef prices are screwed.

01:37:40.080 They're making corn mazes.

01:37:42.640 Hey, that's a good point, bro.

01:37:44.780 When y'all screwing around fucking

01:37:46.580 making puzzles out of your crop,

01:37:50.520 things are going to get bad, man.

01:37:51.220 Probably ought to be feeding the cows with it.

01:37:53.860 That's wild, dude.

01:37:55.860 Yeah, but it was great, too.

01:37:56.920 We went there, and then we went ATV, and that was good.

01:38:00.940 What, Pennelly, you know him?

01:38:02.540 I don't.

01:38:03.240 Mike Pennelly is friends with Jimmy John and some of those guys.

01:38:05.740 I hadn't met him.

01:38:06.980 Or boy, that's us.

01:38:07.800 We went right there.

01:38:08.220 That's y'all.

01:38:08.640 How long was the trip?

01:38:10.860 Probably one week.

01:38:13.240 Hey, man, you know, back in COVID, I did 13 straight days with the boys on my tour bus.

01:38:18.720 It's just the best.

01:38:19.800 Oh, we had so much fun, man.

01:38:21.260 You know, I think you could probably afford one of those.

01:38:24.160 What, a tour bus?

01:38:24.840 Yeah.

01:38:25.500 The problem is you got to who's the driver.

01:38:27.980 Yeah.

01:38:28.740 Oh, yeah.

01:38:29.540 And I couldn't mentally manage a big vehicle like that.

01:38:33.560 What happened there?

01:38:34.480 That thing flipped or something.

01:38:35.880 We had a technical issue on that bitch.

01:38:39.780 But it was good, man.

01:38:40.940 We enjoyed that.

01:38:41.200 Did you go to ATV Park?

01:38:43.140 No, my buddy built a track out in like Marcellus, Michigan,

01:38:48.440 and we drove out there.

01:38:50.080 We drove to Chicago to interview Billy Strings.

01:38:52.540 He was up there.

01:38:53.140 He's amazing.

01:38:53.820 I saw that.

01:38:54.500 Dude, he's amazing.

01:38:57.100 It's just amazing.

01:38:58.600 Dude, his story, I like.

01:38:59.920 Yeah, I didn't see where you brought a guitar in for me to play like him.

01:39:03.480 I didn't think about that either.

01:39:06.520 I didn't know you could play.

01:39:07.200 Man, he didn't.

01:39:07.620 Was it a new song he played you on there?

01:39:10.300 Yeah.

01:39:11.000 God, it was good.

01:39:12.400 He's great, man, watching him and just talking with him

01:39:14.580 about how transparent he is just about everything in his life, bro.

01:39:17.780 He's just had such a wildest life.

01:39:20.680 Dude, what was it?

01:39:21.360 Oh, when Raleigh Green was on, he was talking about your song.

01:39:24.280 take me through the song again that everybody keeps talking about.

01:39:26.720 It's called Smoke.

01:39:28.740 Fish, Golf, Hunt, Drink.

01:39:30.240 Fish, Golf, Hunt, Drink, right?

01:39:31.640 Yeah.

01:39:31.960 I know I've heard the song, but I just forget about it

01:39:34.160 because it became like this internet piece of lore or whatever.

01:39:36.740 Trace Ayala's always talking about it.

01:39:38.360 Trace is always talking about it.

01:39:39.580 Well, yeah.

01:39:40.880 I mean, you know, we wrote it, and I think, I mean, you know,

01:39:45.480 it just started this, you know, this whole narrative got started that,

01:39:51.220 I mean, that's the crazy thing about where we're at with social.

01:39:55.880 They started a narrative that we AI'd it.

01:39:58.540 Yeah.

01:39:58.900 And now whether you like the song or not, or whether you like me as an artist,

01:40:03.360 whether you like what I'm about or whatever, I mean, you know,

01:40:07.980 I mean, we're all learning that, I mean, I can't do anything.

01:40:12.240 I mean, back when I wore tight jeans, which wasn't, then I was the tight jean guy.

01:40:21.400 I mean, so you go through all these phases.

01:40:23.440 Well, I don't wear tight jeans anymore.

01:40:25.500 Now I'm the guy that somebody said that I AI'd a song and wrote it.

01:40:29.480 It's a fun song, man.

01:40:31.080 Well, Riley got involved because Riley, I text Riley that.

01:40:36.580 Riley goes, hey, man, let's get together.

01:40:38.220 And I said, hell yeah.

01:40:39.080 I said, fish, golf, hunt, drink, et cetera.

01:40:41.380 Yeah.

01:40:41.700 And then we wrote the damn song.

01:40:43.620 Oh, y'all really did write it together?

01:40:45.400 No, Riley didn't write it with me.

01:40:46.820 Oh, bet.

01:40:47.300 But then I told the world that Riley, well, the damn thing got so much negativity

01:40:52.740 that Riley was being funny that he didn't want to be, like, don't associate me with that.

01:40:57.600 Oh, I was wondering what he was saying.

01:40:59.120 Yeah, because I didn't understand exactly.

01:41:00.860 You know, the song, you know, we featured it as a, like an early release on the album.

01:41:08.720 and man you know the fact that we featured it and younger kids called it a single then man it got

01:41:16.940 it got off like right when it came out you know you get one or two kids with a bunch of instagram

01:41:22.660 or a bunch of followers that say we ai'd it and then the whole world like goes on their narrative

01:41:29.000 but they also go listen to it they go listen to it but then it started it starts like but i don't

01:41:36.940 think people think you really ai'd it i mean i think there's like i don't know i think a lot of

01:41:42.300 people once do once it started once they started that chatter yeah it started i mean it was pretty

01:41:51.280 crazy i think that uh yeah i know i never grasped that because i i would i saw that stuff and but

01:41:58.200 then it led me to go listen to the song you know at least right but then dude it makes guy it was

01:42:03.580 making guys like like they're at a camera going i hate you like they're looking in the camera

01:42:11.480 i think it's just and they're like i hate you and i'm like i'm watching it and i'm like

01:42:17.780 i can see your face like if i see you one day i'm gonna knock the shit out of you dude i'll

01:42:26.900 fucking eat somebody's ears off their dick or face i mean but yeah bro that's like people have

01:42:35.260 lost their minds i mean i get like i hate you yeah chuck on your own vomit yeah die in your

01:42:42.060 sleep click but these cats are saying it but i don't think they i think it's all part of like

01:42:46.620 it's kind of this is interesting it's actually almost to be like a case that i feel like because

01:42:50.680 it's kind of interesting like something happens right like nobody cares that much right like

01:42:55.960 people do care, right? They're involved, but I think sometimes it's just some for people to get

01:43:01.560 involved in that day, right? Because I think you have to start to think of like, or I start to

01:43:06.180 think of it like this. Like we used to get involved in things socially, like amongst each other,

01:43:09.840 but that doesn't really happen anymore as much. So now a way to get involved in something is to

01:43:15.460 create some angle or have something to say about something and just put it out there, right? Like,

01:43:20.900 I think it's funny that then you have to wrap your head around the idea that you're happy that everybody is being this way because it's getting more notoriety.

01:43:35.640 But then I'm like, well, wait, I'm not sure I'm happy about a bunch of teenagers telling a 50-year-old man he's a piece of shit songwriter.

01:43:47.220 but that's what

01:43:48.980 and then I'm like

01:43:49.660 dude you're 16

01:43:50.820 you're talking to

01:43:52.360 a grown man

01:43:53.580 that's made a

01:43:55.540 shit ton of money

01:43:56.820 doing this

01:43:57.780 but that's what

01:43:58.320 they're gonna do

01:43:58.820 anyway dude

01:44:00.100 I know but it's just so

01:44:01.200 like it's so far

01:44:02.660 out there

01:44:03.040 I'm like if I caught

01:44:03.920 my kids doing some

01:44:05.000 stuff like that

01:44:05.820 I would kill them

01:44:07.420 I don't think

01:44:08.100 right but I think

01:44:09.180 real country fans

01:44:10.140 or real fans of

01:44:10.920 your music and stuff

01:44:11.440 listen here's what

01:44:12.280 I know like

01:44:13.080 they're not fucking

01:44:14.720 doing that

01:44:15.120 dude man I went

01:44:15.720 down to

01:44:16.260 I went down to, when I went down to watch Bo's game, they were playing that song on the speaker at the football game.

01:44:24.440 Yeah.

01:44:24.740 Having a blast with it.

01:44:26.180 So, man, as long as I'm writing songs like, man, these people, Theo, thought when I wrote Climb Tree, that I wake up, coffee, camo, put on camo.

01:44:42.160 Yeah.

01:44:42.380 And I go climb a tree like the nearest tree.

01:44:48.340 They're not understanding.

01:44:51.300 So I think they think that I'm out there climbing.

01:44:57.120 Like I'm bear-hugging a pine tree and climbing up it.

01:45:00.540 Those are people that people are not doing well.

01:45:04.420 People are not doing well, Luke.

01:45:06.660 That's what I'm saying.

01:45:07.300 So look, like, so Bo's highlights, my son's football highlights are on something.

01:45:13.480 And then I look, comments, climb tree.

01:45:15.840 Oh, that's fucking good, dude.

01:45:18.240 I'm like, it's idiots.

01:45:20.880 Oh, bro, man.

01:45:22.100 Man, so, like, that's my leg tattoo, climb tree.

01:45:27.540 That's good, bro.

01:45:29.460 Dude, I think just anything that has, like, people just create lore.

01:45:32.200 They're just, I get it, but I'm just like, it's still, it's still, well, it's like, you

01:45:39.840 want to know why, like, I'm worried about why it's that way.

01:45:44.020 Like, what do you mean?

01:45:44.600 You're worried about beef prices.

01:45:46.740 Yeah.

01:45:47.260 Like, I'm worried about why that this many people are that way about me, like, and everybody.

01:45:57.980 Like, why are they that way?

01:45:59.620 I think it's just fun.

01:46:00.640 i think people are just clowning right here who are you chill on the adderall luke bryan responds

01:46:04.980 to video saying his new song sounds like it was written by a four-year-old using ai i think it's

01:46:10.120 all i think it's all just kind of fun and games man yeah i don't think people really i think a

01:46:16.720 lot of it is it's just like this new way of communication and it's like uh it's just like

01:46:22.500 it adds just lore to the whole thing kind of that's what i feel like i know i mean listen i

01:46:27.860 I mean, you got to figure, I've really had a long career of a lot of people doing that.

01:46:36.420 I mean, when Country Girls Shake It For Me came out, there were people that-

01:46:40.620 They couldn't handle it?

01:46:41.540 Couldn't handle it.

01:46:42.620 Why?

01:46:42.920 Because they didn't want the women shaking it or whatever?

01:46:44.580 They just didn't want-

01:46:47.180 The women had been shaking it anyway.

01:46:49.520 I mean, yeah.

01:46:50.700 My mother and my parents were getting drunk listening to Clarence Carter stroking in the house.

01:46:57.980 You remember that one?

01:46:58.900 Yeah.

01:46:59.580 Man, until you watched your parents sing stroking in the house.

01:47:03.780 What I be doing.

01:47:05.100 I be stroking.

01:47:06.040 Remember that?

01:47:06.540 That was a night.

01:47:07.800 And then they would play Mel McDaniel, Louisiana, Saturday night right after that.

01:47:12.020 You get down the feeling, you get down the pool.

01:47:14.520 So back to it.

01:47:15.780 So I was like, yeah.

01:47:17.440 I mean, so that kind of stuff's been going on.

01:47:20.440 Yeah.

01:47:20.700 But then, like, I almost think that, man, I don't know.

01:47:24.760 You just want people to graduate from.

01:47:27.580 But I think a lot, yeah, I don't know.

01:47:29.620 Maybe it's just fun.

01:47:30.380 What are people missing about the song?

01:47:31.840 I guess it's just that it's just a fun song.

01:47:34.140 It's just a silly song.

01:47:34.940 Who cares?

01:47:35.820 Right.

01:47:36.340 Right.

01:47:36.780 I mean, I can't.

01:47:37.800 What am I supposed to sing every, like,

01:47:40.680 what song would you want me to sing every time?

01:47:43.440 Well, most people, those people would be like,

01:47:46.380 we want you to die.

01:47:47.820 Yeah.

01:47:48.080 We want you to get hit in the throat by an errant fastball at the Field of Dreams

01:47:56.200 when you go with the Oval next year.

01:47:59.200 Dude, that's like Simon Birch's.

01:48:03.220 Did you read that book?

01:48:05.040 Simon Birch?

01:48:05.740 Yeah.

01:48:06.200 Yeah.

01:48:06.820 It's the only book I read.

01:48:07.920 I mean, I read that as a kid.

01:48:09.320 World According to Garth was like one of the first books I read.

01:48:11.480 Oh, see, I read that.

01:48:12.420 But, yeah, Simon Birch.

01:48:13.540 I loved it.

01:48:14.140 Prayer for Owen Meany.

01:48:15.200 Prayer for Owen Meany.

01:48:16.300 Dude, that's funny.

01:48:17.080 I got into a couple John Irvin books, but when I read A Prayer for Owen Meany,

01:48:23.560 I was like, that is the greatest book I've ever read.

01:48:29.720 Because we had to read all the other shit that the schools want you to read.

01:48:33.720 But, man, when I read that, I never even got that.

01:48:37.900 What was Catcher in the Rye?

01:48:39.540 I don't even know.

01:48:40.460 I don't even know.

01:48:41.400 And that was part of that dang Field of Dreams movie part of it.

01:48:43.840 But, dude, yeah, A Prayer for Owen Meany was a great book, man.

01:48:46.760 And the movie's not that bad

01:48:48.440 Jim Carrey's in it

01:48:50.240 People forget about that

01:48:51.100 He's kind of in the beginning of it

01:48:52.260 Great movie

01:48:52.620 But

01:48:53.000 Yeah that was so good

01:48:55.160 It's so funny you said that man

01:48:56.320 Dude I have a

01:48:57.940 I heard a rumor

01:49:00.560 This is a rumor that I heard

01:49:02.040 That Jason Aldean said

01:49:03.520 You only have one American flag in your yard

01:49:05.880 And that it was made in China

01:49:07.980 Oh God

01:49:12.440 Is that true?

01:49:13.920 That is not true

01:49:15.120 We're all square

01:49:17.880 We're square in the American flag world

01:49:20.440 Dude, man

01:49:21.720 Because he said you only had one in that big old yard

01:49:23.900 When did he say that?

01:49:27.100 Just telling you what I heard

01:49:28.180 No, Jason and I

01:49:31.920 We'll have our cross to bear when I see Jason

01:49:34.480 But

01:49:34.840 Yeah, man

01:49:36.460 Now that you say that

01:49:40.280 I do need to count up my American flags

01:49:42.340 Maybe I need to put a few more out

01:49:43.880 Yeah, that's all I'm saying, dude.

01:49:46.080 Just get a couple.

01:49:47.460 Where are yours?

01:49:48.920 We got a couple out.

01:49:50.700 We got at least two.

01:49:51.700 We got four in the back.

01:49:53.340 I got you.

01:49:53.960 Around the fire pit.

01:49:56.240 Is it blocking your mom's sunbathing right now?

01:49:58.840 Stop it, dude.

01:50:00.280 Dude, my mom.

01:50:00.840 She's taking it down.

01:50:02.000 Oh, she had real small breasts.

01:50:03.740 I was breastfed on a small tit.

01:50:06.460 And I don't know if you've ever been through that,

01:50:07.960 but you never get, you never, you never escape that.

01:50:11.260 Never catch up?

01:50:11.780 Oh, you never.

01:50:12.860 Oh.

01:50:13.880 it's never never enough in my mouth you know just that's how it was dude if you're breastfed

01:50:19.560 on a damn a cup it's just you can never you never get where you need to be um i wanted to ask you a

01:50:27.580 i wanted to ask you about something it's just about parenting so i heard that you would take

01:50:34.080 it you took over helping your sister's children is that a true story so my sister and am i trying

01:50:40.400 I just want to know

01:50:42.760 about what's it like

01:50:44.480 when you take over

01:50:45.320 to help out

01:50:46.260 with somebody else's kids

01:50:47.280 and what does that

01:50:47.920 responsibility feel like

01:50:49.880 and then what does it feel like

01:50:50.920 in relationship to

01:50:52.900 just as your family

01:50:55.640 continues on

01:50:56.500 kind of

01:50:56.960 some of that

01:50:57.540 man you know

01:50:58.360 with my sister

01:50:59.480 passing away

01:51:00.440 and then her husband

01:51:02.520 they had three kids

01:51:03.840 and they passed away

01:51:05.220 at different times

01:51:06.420 which was

01:51:07.320 man I don't know

01:51:10.400 I don't know if it's better if they go at the same time or not.

01:51:14.300 You're talking about my sister and her husband were lifelong partners from high school.

01:51:20.980 He was my damn hero and my brother.

01:51:26.980 So my sister went, passed away at home, and then he had the massive Widowmaker heart attack.

01:51:34.100 Well, they had three beautiful children, two girls and a son, Jordan, Chris, and Till, Tilden.

01:51:45.300 Well, Till was 13, and he kind of, he says, he goes, we kind of sat down as a big family,

01:51:53.960 an extended family, because they, my brother-in-law's family, we'd all been in each other's world

01:51:59.820 since day one for a long time.

01:52:02.360 Got it.

01:52:02.660 Very tight.

01:52:03.400 But even when, you know, even when my sister passed away, we were like, we were unsettled on Thanksgiving.

01:52:12.660 And we would go to my brother-in-law's parents' house for Thanksgiving.

01:52:16.820 Wow.

01:52:17.100 So they were our dam.

01:52:18.200 I mean, we were all tight.

01:52:19.560 So we all sat down until my nephew goes, I want to come live with y'all.

01:52:23.440 which was just, I mean, man, we had a, I guess Tate was four, four, six, four, and maybe seven,

01:52:35.300 and then 13. And so my two boys got an older brother like that. And so he's 13. The girls

01:52:44.640 were still in Georgia and they were, Jordan was in her first year of college. And then our middle

01:52:51.200 niece Chris she was in her midway through her junior year of high school she stayed there so

01:52:56.360 she stayed there no reason to uproot her until came to live with us and so you know man we wake

01:53:04.260 up and we're retrofitting uh we were living in our guest house while we were building

01:53:10.160 uh our main home so we retrofit in the bedroom and man you know it was a lot you know he

01:53:17.040 he's a 13 year old kid that yes suddenly you had a teenager we had a teenager and man we've got to

01:53:25.140 deal with you know we're dealing with a new kid but man we're dealing with a kid that don't

01:53:30.300 understand that doesn't understand why life has went this way and we're dealing with two other

01:53:36.280 kids at a long distance so man you know we've just been in the you know it's just kind of what

01:53:41.660 you do and you learn as you go and now you know fast forward uh the oldest jordan she's got two

01:53:48.760 beautiful little boys i mean man they're you know i'm gonna treat them like my grand they're my

01:53:53.540 grandbabies and then the middle girl chris she's getting married in december oh no so we'll you

01:54:00.320 know we're she's getting married until my nephew he's 24 and man he's my damn dude i mean like

01:54:07.460 yeah like we right he comes to the house and we like get on a polaris and go ride around and have

01:54:15.080 a beer in the evening and so you know and you know i look at you know when you look at what my wife

01:54:20.400 got i mean my wife went from two boys which i you know my wife went from managing two boys to like

01:54:27.560 having two older girls that she's trying to fit in their lives well she's she's on the phone with

01:54:34.780 them and man they're talking boys they're talking I mean they're talking what do I do with this boy

01:54:41.040 what do I do with clothes what I do a college man I mean I remember she'd be on the phone for

01:54:46.240 hours one of them would break up one of them be crying one of them this and you know so it was

01:54:52.920 really honored that we had them to turn to and then they had a support group down and we also

01:54:59.300 had a support group down there but man when i look at how those kids have uh none of them have

01:55:04.560 wound up with any any serious like stuff that we've ever had to be like yeah get your shit

01:55:11.580 together you know we've never had to do one of those we just have to try to make sure they

01:55:16.180 they get the most out of life and and understand they got dealt a um you know they got dealt a

01:55:24.800 weird, uh, unfortunate set of circumstances. And then, you know, as I've told my story through

01:55:31.860 the years, I mean, man, I'll come up and there'll be families that have, they lost five people in

01:55:37.640 a car wreck. I mean, you know, you, you can always create a narrative where, where you got it bad,

01:55:42.940 but then you can go dig deep and you can find some other people that, that, uh,

01:55:48.920 that have had unfortunate. Oh yeah. There's always some way to be thankful

01:55:53.160 in spaces you know Dolly Parton passed away look at the life she lived 80 years old and

01:55:58.880 you know she just lost her longtime husband you know heck she probably was lost since then I'm

01:56:04.200 not trying to yeah oh I'm sure but but you know everybody's life I tell people and you've you've

01:56:10.660 already lived I mean just knowing your story I mean you've already lived through a lot with

01:56:16.060 yeah personal stuff that you conquered and stuff man and the beauty of your your story is you've

01:56:23.320 told everybody that so when people start when people start going man I'm having a rough patch

01:56:30.640 but I remember when Theo Vaughn said this this is you know you can help people out just by telling

01:56:36.860 your story and them not feeling like they're alone and I feel like when people hear about me

01:56:42.620 losing uh people in an unfortunate way you know it can help them in the long run i think

01:56:49.460 transparency i think you know you know the deal i mean everybody thinks you're the only one trapped

01:56:54.820 in something you know everybody's going through things yeah you try to share what you can from it

01:56:59.640 um to help yourself and help others or not it's not like you're trying to help others but just

01:57:04.860 yeah you try you yeah we're all just trying our best to be alive you know well and i see you know

01:57:10.180 God, man, I mean, I know we're talking about beef prices and stuff,

01:57:15.680 but, man, when I see, I mean, you just see all the stuff going on

01:57:21.060 where different groups and cultures in this country are against each other.

01:57:24.380 Man, it just breaks my heart.

01:57:25.660 I don't know.

01:57:26.020 I wish there was an easy fix to make everybody just be like.

01:57:31.080 Yeah.

01:57:31.700 It seems like we should hug it out.

01:57:33.400 Yeah.

01:57:34.160 Extreme on any side is just not good in my opinion.

01:57:38.040 Well, just as people on the planet, as just even a being of God,

01:57:42.640 you're feeling like we should all kind of be able to figure this out, you know?

01:57:47.100 All we got to do is just eat, drink, be alive, you know?

01:57:53.140 And then just cut people some slack and golf.

01:57:57.920 What else?

01:57:59.240 I'm serious.

01:58:00.600 Climb tree, baby.

01:58:01.940 Climb tree.

01:58:02.760 Or just go hug it.

01:58:03.720 Can't you go hug a tree and get the frequencies barefooted?

01:58:08.040 Dude, mine would be vape, gym, cry, think, I think.

01:58:15.520 Those would be mine, dude.

01:58:16.920 Wait, is it?

01:58:17.720 What is it?

01:58:18.200 I think it's vape, gym.

01:58:19.620 Wake up.

01:58:21.940 You're vaping before you wake up.

01:58:23.820 Yeah.

01:58:24.400 Yeah, vape up.

01:58:26.280 Vape up.

01:58:27.400 Gym time, cry.

01:58:30.920 Cry.

01:58:32.660 What kind of cry is it?

01:58:33.880 Are they?

01:58:35.000 Nothing heavy.

01:58:36.920 Light cry?

01:58:37.760 So vape up

01:58:40.580 Gym time

01:58:42.140 Cry light

01:58:43.340 Cry light

01:58:44.280 What was the last one?

01:58:46.620 Think

01:58:46.920 Probably because I just ended up thinking a lot

01:58:49.140 Pray

01:58:50.360 I'd probably put pray

01:58:51.520 Pray more

01:58:53.700 There we go

01:58:54.880 See

01:58:55.880 Should have had you in the room

01:58:57.800 I don't know dude

01:58:59.180 I don't think anybody could have saved that

01:59:01.300 Vape up

01:59:01.740 Gym time

01:59:03.220 Vape up

01:59:04.100 Gym time

01:59:05.300 Light cry

01:59:06.400 Light cry

01:59:07.580 Pray more

01:59:09.060 That's not bad man

01:59:11.300 That's not a bad

01:59:11.820 You know what

01:59:12.500 I kind of

01:59:12.900 We need to have everybody

01:59:14.040 Do their four

01:59:15.020 And submit them

01:59:16.600 People should

01:59:17.460 Now here's what you should do

01:59:19.260 Now you take the song

01:59:21.100 And you do create

01:59:22.380 Some sort of a place

01:59:23.440 AI thing

01:59:24.320 Where everybody can go in

01:59:25.780 Where people can put their

01:59:25.880 Some things about their life in

01:59:27.380 And now it can make

01:59:28.640 And my voice

01:59:29.580 Yep

01:59:29.860 Can do it

01:59:30.820 Make it for them

01:59:31.540 That's exactly what we need

01:59:33.960 Dude thanks for the chat today dude

01:59:35.460 And thanks for just the laughter bro

01:59:36.940 I like

01:59:37.440 you are hilarious dude well listen i can't you know it's the first time i've done this with you

01:59:43.240 and so it took me a little bit to settle in i mean it's funny on podcasts historically

01:59:48.180 man i i had to settle a little bit like it's a it's a it's a different thing with me because like

01:59:56.840 you've got to understand the like i've watched your stuff through all the clips and stuff

02:00:03.800 So it's like

02:00:04.900 It's so weird to come in

02:00:06.080 And it just starts

02:00:07.100 Settling

02:00:07.860 Settling

02:00:08.760 Settling

02:00:09.160 And then you're like

02:00:09.800 Okay we're in it

02:00:10.920 Now we can start

02:00:12.240 Busting each other's balls

02:00:13.380 A little bit

02:00:13.960 Yeah

02:00:14.240 But

02:00:15.160 But you were just so funny

02:00:16.420 I remember when we went fishing

02:00:17.320 You were hilarious dude

02:00:18.400 You're hilarious bro

02:00:20.060 People always

02:00:20.720 Dude you

02:00:21.420 You have me rolling bro

02:00:23.420 I think you probably

02:00:24.940 Could have been a good comedian man

02:00:26.320 If you had wanted to do it

02:00:27.380 You know I've thought about

02:00:28.380 You know I've got a little file

02:00:29.640 In my phone

02:00:30.380 And I've written some funny stuff

02:00:31.940 But then man

02:00:32.980 you don't want to go up there and not be, and then it not, it not.

02:00:38.040 You'd have been fine, I think.

02:00:39.540 I think, you know, what's funny is when I did Vegas.

02:00:42.200 Yeah.

02:00:42.760 By that time of the show, I'd had a drink or two.

02:00:46.400 Oh, yeah.

02:00:46.700 I'm on the piano.

02:00:48.120 And, man, once I do get a drink and I can interact with fans on the piano,

02:00:51.820 man, I can start really having fun.

02:00:53.500 And I think down the road I'd love to do that vibe in Vegas.

02:00:59.320 I walk out.

02:01:00.140 Oh, I like that.

02:01:00.820 Walk out, have a guitar, piano.

02:01:04.120 Just enjoy.

02:01:04.860 Well, I mean, yeah.

02:01:05.880 Because, man, nothing makes me happier than people.

02:01:09.300 Like, I frigging love people.

02:01:12.680 Like, people fascinate me.

02:01:14.320 Yeah.

02:01:14.880 And it's fun.

02:01:15.960 Well, it's what we're here for, you know, is you get to be around other people.

02:01:19.140 And some of them are perverts or whatever, but the rest of them, yeah.

02:01:22.860 And even some of the perverts, I'm fine with.

02:01:24.520 But, like, were you ever, like, when somebody was so mean to you, you still wanted, they were mean to you,

02:01:29.580 but you still wanted to figure out how you could crack them.

02:01:32.940 Yeah.

02:01:33.380 Like, what can I do to make?

02:01:35.760 Oh, yeah, dude.

02:01:37.500 Yeah, I mean, it's definitely fun.

02:01:38.900 Yeah, like, I think, yeah, being engaged,

02:01:41.560 when you're in a good mood and you get out there

02:01:43.000 and you're engaged in what's going on in the show,

02:01:45.660 it's a blast, man.

02:01:46.540 I think you could have done it.

02:01:47.880 I think you still could, man.

02:01:48.940 And also, if you had like a Vegas type of show

02:01:50.680 where you're just interacting with them,

02:01:51.800 it's a perfect night, though.

02:01:52.500 That's the way to do it.

02:01:53.400 That's the way to do it.

02:01:54.500 You have a new album that's coming out.

02:01:55.860 It's coming out September 18th.

02:01:57.200 Yes, signs and wake-up coffee, climb tree, light gym, pray more.

02:02:05.200 That's on there, the Theo version.

02:02:08.160 Yep.

02:02:08.420 We could do an AI, log-in AI, put yours in there.

02:02:14.160 Yeah, it comes out September 18th.

02:02:15.940 Is that you in that orange shirt?

02:02:17.540 That's me, baby, all polished up.

02:02:19.940 That don't even look like you.

02:02:21.600 What does it look like, Theo?

02:02:23.100 Damn it.

02:02:23.860 Somebody else, I think.

02:02:25.020 Are you sure that's you?

02:02:26.240 It's AI.

02:02:27.200 It is AI

02:02:28.620 He finally admits it

02:02:30.520 Luke Bryan

02:02:33.740 Signs

02:02:34.780 Now that's you on the right

02:02:35.880 That's me

02:02:36.440 See that's all

02:02:37.580 I didn't get all the wrinkles

02:02:38.760 Out of my damn face

02:02:39.940 What the hell

02:02:40.660 Look at that left bicep

02:02:43.060 That thing's popping

02:02:44.040 That thing's

02:02:44.680 Damn that thing is popping boy

02:02:46.620 God I like women

02:02:48.220 But

02:02:49.400 Luke Bryan

02:02:51.740 Signs man

02:02:52.480 We'll make sure to

02:02:53.360 Tell people

02:02:54.240 Well thank you

02:02:54.700 I'm glad I finally got in here

02:02:56.000 Will you

02:02:56.340 And we'll

02:02:56.860 Yeah I gotta come over and fish again man

02:02:58.760 I mean I'll come

02:02:59.760 Hopefully the next two weeks

02:03:01.160 It'll start to chill out a little bit

02:03:02.280 When it gets

02:03:02.740 Gets a little cooler

02:03:04.020 They'll bite better

02:03:04.920 And man

02:03:05.480 Like I said

02:03:06.920 We gotta get you out of kindergarten

02:03:08.580 We're getting you

02:03:10.280 And I want chicken liver too

02:03:12.140 That's what I wanna fish on

02:03:12.940 And McNugget

02:03:13.720 Chicken livers and McNuggets

02:03:16.360 And these too

02:03:18.100 There's no

02:03:19.260 There's no catfish in my pond

02:03:21.300 Really?

02:03:22.420 Well you can fish on these though

02:03:23.820 Fish on them

02:03:30.340 Fish on them, dude

02:03:32.960 Celsius

02:03:36.780 Celsius

02:03:38.100 I need a new sponsor

02:03:40.360 I bet they would work with you

02:03:42.640 Pay for my fish bill

02:03:44.420 You need to go to my lakes down south, though

02:03:47.400 I'll go wherever, man

02:03:48.980 I just don't have nowhere to fish

02:03:50.340 I just don't have nowhere to fish right around here

02:03:53.680 exactly but you're about uh be about an hour from here but down by home wall but you so he runs so

02:04:00.040 damn you run so high strong we got to get you in the in the woosah just get down there say i'm

02:04:07.940 gonna dedicate because you're so big i get it but you you're like me you fish like me when i used to

02:04:16.220 get off the road and i would feel guilty that i'm fishing and i'm not with my boys so i would go

02:04:21.800 down there and i'd be like ah i got a fish i got a fish i got a fish and then i'm like so you just

02:04:26.540 need to you just need to plan a day where you're like you know what this is my day and i'm gonna

02:04:31.740 fish and i'm not gonna feel like i gotta get on the phone at three for a zoom call amen and book

02:04:36.500 you just need to come out just like and just let it woosah dang i didn't know you did woosah dude

02:04:44.400 i'll get in a yeah dude i got what was it in a oh yeah what does he do yeah he got to get some of

02:04:50.420 that fishing i don't know what it is like cpr that's cpr when you buddy when you live alone

02:04:54.780 that matthew mcconaughey stuff oh man luke brian thanks so much dude i appreciate you bro uh

02:05:02.920 congrats on the new album thank you and uh yeah thanks for being uh yeah thanks for and thanks

02:05:08.100 for letting me go fish dude i appreciate it anytime amen whatever gets you decompressed big

02:05:13.440 dog. Let's get it. Thanks, dude.

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02:05:27.120 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 01, 2026

#679 - Luke Bryan

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