This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #686 - Caleb Pressley

00:00:00.000 He's a content catalyst.

00:00:02.380 He's the interview assassin.

00:00:05.160 You know him from his show, Sunday Conversation,

00:00:08.540 with his cohort, Mr. Glennie Balls.

00:00:11.900 I'm grateful for his return to the show.

00:00:14.420 It's my friend, Caleb Presley.

00:00:17.360 Shine on me

00:00:20.940 And I will find a song

00:00:25.180 I've been singing

00:00:26.380 I'm going to sing

00:00:27.300 Bro, you kind of, I don't even need to say this in a negative way at all.

00:00:35.780 Don't say it.

00:00:36.980 Okay.

00:00:37.560 What are you going to say?

00:00:38.820 But do you want to know it or not?

00:00:40.680 Well, obviously I want to know it now.

00:00:42.280 Okay.

00:00:42.660 I think you sometimes resemble sometimes a trafficked woman. 0.89

00:00:49.480 Nope.

00:00:50.600 Nope.

00:00:51.040 Would it rather you not say it?

00:00:52.060 Oh, my God.

00:00:53.240 I knew it.

00:00:54.600 I knew it, dude.

00:00:55.760 dude we need what we need to find is somebody who when we want to say something we there's a

00:01:00.320 mediator there's almost like a um an escrow account you can put it in yeah yes it's like

00:01:05.720 we we say something's like i put a little let me let me tell terrence first and see what he well

00:01:10.600 that way you can get out of your own body yeah i know you have a hard time sometimes holding stuff

00:01:14.000 in yeah i've had some mild nightly ejaculatory issues okay oh i went on a run with the hand 0.98

00:01:22.460 recently really yeah i'm a bot homie i have not been looking at pornography so i am 52 days off 0.64

00:01:34.920 of uh looking at porno is that better or worse oh it's good but to be on that large of a run

00:01:41.640 oh would you mean to be still be doing um like pleasure myself or whatever yeah like what are 1.00

00:01:47.740 you... Oh, I'm jerking off. 0.99

00:01:49.760 Yeah, but like, what are you 0.99

00:01:51.640 thinking about? Oh, I'm thinking about women. 0.72

00:01:54.400 All the time? Every time? 0.88

00:01:56.140 I mean, look, I will say this.

00:01:58.160 Every now and then, you will see a guy

00:01:59.700 kind of run by in the back of the fantasy.

00:02:01.660 I will say that. But I don't know what he's doing, and I

00:02:03.700 don't know him. You just get bored. It's like, say,

00:02:05.680 the big rock stars or whatever. They have a hard...

00:02:07.560 After they just had sex with so many women, they're not even 1.00

00:02:09.680 like gay. They just... Eventually, you get tired 0.99

00:02:11.780 of women. And you jerked off so many times. 1.00

00:02:14.040 i mean that's a good point dude bro jerking off is the gayest thing really because 1.00

00:02:20.960 it's also ego first of all you're jerking a dude off right facts yeah it's you facts but still fat 0.99

00:02:28.580 dude sometimes so i don't know i gotta look into it you want to do something crazy about being a 0.98

00:02:36.580 fat dude this morning i was in the shower and are you feeling fat just a no okay i mean i'm i mean

00:02:43.440 if you did the math or whatever, you did the scale or whatever, but I don't feel fat. I feel

00:02:50.100 normal. It's probably a problem. I feel very not fat. Okay. I still feel like normal, but every

00:02:55.440 once in a while I will catch a glimpse of myself, which this morning I was in the shower and my

00:02:59.720 buddy FaceTime me and I had the phone playing music. And so I have a little stand on the back

00:03:04.840 of my phone. So like, it's kind of stands up and you know, FaceTime when it comes on, it shows you,

00:03:09.600 it automatically pops up the screen of yourself like if you pick up a facetime you see yourself

00:03:14.560 yeah and so i was in the shower and i saw i was getting facetime so i moved in the shower and i

00:03:18.760 noticed that the phone is still it's not moving but the screen followed me in the shower through

00:03:25.720 like a uh like the shower window or whatever had steam and all this type of shit on it and it

00:03:30.420 followed me all the way across and i kept walking back and forth trying to get away from it and it 0.98

00:03:34.600 was just following me the camera so what are you saying like your screen's a gay dude or whatever 0.56

00:03:38.500 Dude, the screens are just, they're on, first of all, all the time. 0.88

00:03:42.240 So you can just assume that if your phone's there, it's on you.

00:03:44.820 And then it's not only can you just like have it like this looking at you,

00:03:48.560 you can point it like this and it will still side-eye you like this.

00:03:54.000 That's what he was doing.

00:03:55.120 He was like, giving you that Mona Lisa.

00:03:58.520 The silent smile.

00:04:00.120 Dude, is that true?

00:04:00.960 Your phone is following you now?

00:04:03.360 I'd never seen it in my life.

00:04:05.340 Apple's iPhone center stage feature allows your iPhone to automatically pan, zoom, and keep you centered in the frame during video calls and selfies.

00:04:14.720 God.

00:04:16.700 So, I mean, just look where we're at.

00:04:18.460 It's like.

00:04:20.680 It's time.

00:04:21.680 It's here.

00:04:22.360 It's here.

00:04:24.120 God.

00:04:26.780 Yeah, I don't know.

00:04:27.760 My buddy did call me a couple of weeks ago, and he was kind of, I don't want to say he was crying, but he teared up pretty heavy.

00:04:35.440 And he's a bigger guy, and I think it was good for him.

00:04:37.160 This is about me.

00:04:37.620 Huh?

00:04:39.480 Don't do this again.

00:04:40.700 This is a good opportunity for the escrow.

00:04:42.580 No.

00:04:43.140 You haven't gone there yet.

00:04:44.520 You can do it.

00:04:45.540 Welcome to Word Escrow.

00:04:47.560 Well, wherever you're going to say, you tell somebody else first. 0.99

00:04:51.320 That's a great little invention for, like, married couples or whatever.

00:04:54.460 Just married couples probably need a lot of middlemen.

00:04:57.520 There's, like, this middle AI box or something where you go say whatever you were going to say to your spouse into the box, 0.99

00:05:02.260 and then it like a minute later it tells you if you should or shouldn't say it yes or it can

00:05:08.820 convert it into something you should say oh that's good it can tell your heart it can like it can tell

00:05:15.540 that you're a good person it's like this guy meant this he had a good heart he shouldn't have said

00:05:18.700 this but this is what he should have said with that type of heart because that guy's got a good 0.98

00:05:22.640 heart he's an asshole but he means well but god he's got a ticker on him yeah he's 1.00

00:05:32.220 a piece of shit but every valentine's day he pulls up oh dang dude yeah what was i freaking 1.00

00:05:39.660 talking about who knows oh yeah dude so my friend he called he was kind of like teared up or 0.99

00:05:46.500 whatever and he called me he's like dude i was working the other day and i saw my shadow and

00:05:53.160 my shadow was fat and he's like that's when it like something hit him are you talking about

00:05:58.780 glennie balls are you still talking about me and glennie balls i mean no this is not like some type

00:06:04.300 of intervention man you guys are gonna be i mean i don't know i do i have prayed for some of his

00:06:10.920 you know no glennie balls is actually looking really good but we did just have andrew huberman

00:06:15.420 on our show and he wants to do he he did an intervention with glennie during the middle of

00:06:20.560 the show did he really wow huh and what did he what did he come to like what was glennie's

00:06:26.760 Glynny said, I don't want to do it.

00:06:28.100 No, don't do it.

00:06:28.940 Oh, he did that?

00:06:29.540 Yeah, it was like an exorcism almost.

00:06:32.460 An exercisism. 0.99

00:06:35.440 He's just trying to fucking, 0.99

00:06:36.960 they're trying to summon the appetite out of Glynny. 0.99

00:06:40.360 Like, yeah.

00:06:42.980 Chipotle. 0.99

00:06:43.680 He's just channeling different fucking buffalo mozzarella. 0.99

00:06:50.500 No, Glynny's doing, Glynny's looking great. 0.99

00:06:53.560 He's lost, oh my God, so much weight.

00:06:56.760 And you think he walks all the time now.

00:06:58.500 He's a healthy guy.

00:06:59.140 I golfed in a PGA event.

00:07:01.860 Well, PGA Pro-Am with Glenny.

00:07:03.560 Did you really?

00:07:04.080 Last week.

00:07:04.460 He's golfing.

00:07:05.200 Yeah.

00:07:05.720 Oh, well, one thing that I love watching Glenny.

00:07:07.720 Glenny has some of the best socials, right?

00:07:09.100 Well, first of all, he's one of the greatest guys.

00:07:10.560 And we're talking about Caleb's co-host, Glenny Balls.

00:07:13.860 Yeah.

00:07:15.120 And there he is right there.

00:07:16.120 There he is.

00:07:16.740 Oh, God.

00:07:18.040 Bro, if I could have a Christmas ornament, bro.

00:07:21.040 He's like the wreath you would love to hang on the door of your home.

00:07:25.240 You know?

00:07:25.800 he's just he is there's nothing like him brother there he is and god only made one of them well

00:07:33.780 they said god made three of them but they just put him into one that's is that messed up no no

00:07:38.680 funny i like i should have said that into the uh into the word escrow god glennie i'm just joking

00:07:48.080 man we love you love you glenn you think he's gonna be upset no no no he likes being talked

00:07:52.480 about oh he does yeah well yeah he's one of the most charming guys and i do love he goes for his

00:07:56.680 walks on his uh on his social media so you kind of with him in his journey and also one thing that

00:08:02.040 he does best bite right like he'll go and he'll sit down at a foodery or some like even a halfway

00:08:09.300 house where the you know where the meth cook is even taking a break to make some eggs or whatever

00:08:13.420 like glennie goes to some wild places right and the guy didn't even clean the pan and the guy

00:08:18.400 sitting there grilling up a couple huevos

00:08:20.540 for Glennie. And that

00:08:22.480 best bite, oh, that meth house best bite, 0.99

00:08:24.560 that one fucking shook him. 0.99

00:08:26.820 You know? So, when 0.99

00:08:28.540 you go out to eat with Glenn, he

00:08:30.380 makes a food review video.

00:08:32.460 Every time. And I forget about it

00:08:34.420 almost every time, but he makes it every time.

00:08:36.780 So, you have

00:08:38.440 to do the camera work. And I think

00:08:40.580 like, if I'm holding the camera, he wants

00:08:42.460 he wants my

00:08:44.620 me to say some like little lines in the

00:08:46.540 background to kind of spice up or make it

00:08:48.300 Or like we're doing a duo comedy or something, and he doesn't want me to talk.

00:08:52.400 He gets really upset if I talk because it's the Glenn Show,

00:08:55.560 but it's every restaurant we go to.

00:08:57.040 I'm sure you've ate with Glenn a lot.

00:08:59.120 I'm sure you've had the hold of it one or two times.

00:09:00.780 I can't remember.

00:09:01.980 I was with him on vacation, so he may have been taking a break from work.

00:09:05.860 I do think it's interesting that we are in this time where it's like

00:09:08.120 you can just be hanging out with somebody,

00:09:09.520 and then you suddenly just find out they're an influence or something.

00:09:12.440 Like you're on a date with a girl or something,

00:09:14.200 and you're just walking down the street, and she's like, 0.99

00:09:15.500 will you hold my phone while i do this backflip off this fucking taxi cab or whatever you're like 0.99

00:09:20.120 what what are you talking about and she's like oh you don't know i'm backflip taxi bitch or 0.99

00:09:24.180 whatever i'm like you're who they're like yeah i'm backflip taxi but you haven't seen my work 0.99

00:09:29.280 or whatever it's like what like what i just i just want to go roller skating with you you know

00:09:35.200 it's like so it is kind of wild that we're in this place where you will get asked by somebody

00:09:42.140 hey will you just be my cameraman for a per for a second yeah i was eating in new york city the

00:09:46.260 other day and i was watching like the it was uh i'm trying to think the restaurant because it's

00:09:50.820 so good it's like a chipotle it's like camino or something carbone maybe no anyways um i was

00:09:57.400 looking out the window on the street and a girl was doing like one of those man on the street

00:10:00.880 interviews uh that you see all the time on social media and it was just like watching her like have

00:10:05.980 to grind getting people and she's doing it right in front of me it was i was happy it wasn't me

00:10:11.460 because early in my career it was me yeah i had to do it i didn't have a choice and i liked doing

00:10:16.640 it for a while but then i kind of stopped liking doing it but i did figure out the number one way

00:10:20.800 if anyone's doing those you can always get the interview every time i figured this out after

00:10:26.060 doing them for so long this is a hack yeah because you go up people's like hey i want to have you can

00:10:31.060 you talk to me and actually when i first started this is like 10 or more years ago um people would

00:10:36.160 want to be on camera because it was like still like special or cool in their mind yeah they had

00:10:40.880 no idea that i was about to just ask them the dumbest question ever um but anyways i find out

00:10:47.400 people started saying no over the years i found out if you say this people always will say yes 0.72

00:10:51.540 you say i gotta ask yeah and they're like they're just curious about themselves they're like what

00:10:58.180 what is it you gotta ask what and it's in every time i gotta ask dude that's a good call because

00:11:04.000 you're kind of putting it on them a little bit it sparks their own like narcissism and like curiosity

00:11:09.460 about like what is it about me you got to ask about yeah that that reminds you when you hear

00:11:13.440 a knock at the door you don't have to open it it's like why does this person want to talk to me

00:11:18.100 but there is some little energy but it's like yeah it just puts it on you because a knock on

00:11:24.960 the door that's just them saying hey it's up to you yep and then i'm here i'm here but it oh dude

00:11:32.400 that's interesting bro it is funny that there was a time where it's like interviewing somebody on

00:11:37.960 street would just surprise me what are you doing like what's even happening here now people are

00:11:42.080 literally like running from those people or that they're everywhere dude I was in New York City

00:11:46.020 and uh I was walking down the street and um the guy comes up to me I think it was the guy I was

00:11:50.200 like you seem so confident or whatever no way yeah and I was like me I was like and I and I was like

00:11:57.900 oh no no no I think you just see me at like a crazy angle or something like dude no I'm not

00:12:03.380 doing that great but i am headed to the gym so did you really get that guy i i think but you can't

00:12:10.380 tell if it's the real guy or if there's 30 guys i also do yeah who is the guy just whoever's doing

00:12:14.720 that and i will say this he was very nice he was like a really nice guy and like uh but i don't

00:12:19.600 know if it was the actual guy but yeah that guy came and said something to me or came and approached

00:12:25.280 me and uh but i was shocked i didn't realize at first what was going on i thought it was just 0.95

00:12:30.040 somebody saying hey you seem really confident i was like oh no you got you got the wrong fucking 0.83

00:12:34.100 guy man dude it might just be i mean my shirt's clean which is a start yeah so have you seen that 0.92

00:12:42.600 girl that interviews ghosts oh yeah there's like like that's a like i'm just trying to think of

00:12:48.000 all the crazy social i forget about it because i live in like basically a retirement area in florida

00:12:54.100 i do like i actually used to live in a retirement building you came to my building

00:12:59.340 yes I did dude it was 50 50 plus oh bro I've told this story countless times to everyone I've said

00:13:05.780 this is like I'll meet somebody immediately I'm like hey my name's Theo do you know my friend

00:13:09.880 Caleb lives in a retirement home do you know that and he's underage and then I have this joke I'm

00:13:15.960 like he got grandfathered in nice dude and that was that was unbelievable I remember I was walking

00:13:22.560 down the hall to your apartment I was just walking right and someone opened the door was like quiet

00:13:28.340 it down out there i just walked by their door and i was wearing tennis shoes they they love i mean

00:13:34.880 they loved me at first because it was like who's this like young guys like um well actually that's

00:13:40.900 not even true at first i at first they like shunned me because i was too young or whatever

00:13:46.500 oh yeah who's this guy with his t-cells and everything or his white blood count or whatever

00:13:51.280 Yeah

00:13:51.800 It's a health monger

00:13:53.640 Yeah who's this guy

00:13:54.860 With his 0.99

00:13:55.300 His erections

00:13:56.800 And his elastic skin

00:13:59.160 That's not even true though 0.82

00:14:01.060 That's like the horniest place

00:14:02.260 You can go

00:14:02.560 These old places

00:14:03.420 But

00:14:04.220 I say all that to say

00:14:05.500 Someone told

00:14:07.100 Their grandma or whatever

00:14:08.220 Came and visited 0.98

00:14:08.780 And saw me

00:14:09.340 And they told their grandma

00:14:10.140 And they were like

00:14:10.600 This guy

00:14:12.500 I've seen him do

00:14:13.320 Like an interview before

00:14:14.280 And so I'm riding

00:14:15.700 The elevator one night 1.00

00:14:16.580 And this old lady 1.00

00:14:18.160 Looks at me 1.00

00:14:19.560 And she goes

00:14:20.140 What?

00:14:21.280 I'm white.

00:14:23.980 I said, what?

00:14:26.040 I said, excuse me?

00:14:26.840 She said, I'm white.

00:14:28.860 I said, I'm sorry, man, can I help you?

00:14:32.300 And she said, oh, I'm sorry, my grandson told me to say that I'm white.

00:14:37.100 And I realized her grandson must have told her about the Kodak Black interview.

00:14:40.220 Oh, yeah.

00:14:41.000 Where he says, I'm Kodak Black, and when you see me, I'm white. 0.77

00:14:44.100 This lady would just hit me with, I'm white.

00:14:47.720 But then once that got, once the rumor hit, hit the town of that in the building, I had

00:14:52.380 to move out.

00:14:53.080 Yeah.

00:14:54.880 Well, I remember when I got over there cause we went to swim or whatever.

00:14:59.760 And there was people, there was like those senior aerobics with the weights in the pool.

00:15:03.520 There was some guys who were like, I thought they were being like quiet or whatever, but

00:15:09.420 they were a couple of guys that were asleep.

00:15:11.740 Both.

00:15:12.060 Yeah.

00:15:12.420 and there was like a lot of like just tanned kind of yeah it was a lot of like pigment hebrews out

00:15:20.160 there's a lot of like older jewish italian groups that's it um that's it yes yeah that's actually a

00:15:25.880 very accurate description yeah it was good that's what people don't understand about you people who

00:15:29.720 don't know you i feel like people think you just say stuff but the amount of times what you're

00:15:33.820 saying is 95 to 98 exactly accurate is astounding really dude hebrew italians that was that was it

00:15:43.920 yeah lightly kind of like like browned around the edges a little bit it's a beautiful description

00:15:48.420 of where i was living thank you dude and a lot of jewelry too a lot of jewelry a lot of jewelry

00:15:53.960 like you know heavy jewelry for their bodies too you know what i noticed living in that old folks

00:16:00.700 home was and also let me just say let's go on record and you never had any like complaints

00:16:09.000 there and he said like the people didn't think you were a predator or anything because it's very

00:16:12.580 it's i don't know if it's illegal but it's odd for somebody who's not retired this was a

00:16:18.980 retirement building you were in this was this is 200 units of 65 plus yeah this is just to paint

00:16:26.080 the picture this is like the town like above boca raton florida so this is very much retirement area

00:16:32.100 and i just somehow got a lease there i don't even know if it was legal yeah it seems odd because i

00:16:37.740 saw one dude had heaven or bus tattooed on his back i'm like oh and i thought it was a dude as

00:16:42.720 a woman because age kind of takes it all away you know but i noticed from living there that like

00:16:49.860 there's two types of old people okay there's super happy the most happy people you've ever 0.99

00:16:56.060 met in your life and then there's the other side which are like the most grumps you've ever met in 1.00

00:16:59.920 your life and my theory is i feel like by that time of your life you've made so many like small

00:17:06.120 decisions about how you're going to like approach stuff that basically you you just get so worn into

00:17:12.260 those decisions that you're like slowly every time you make a decision you're slowly heading

00:17:15.900 one direction and you've done it so many times by that age that you've either made grumpy decisions

00:17:20.480 your whole life and you've turned into a total grump or you've made like kind of like nice person

00:17:24.760 decisions your whole life you've turned into like the happiest grandma or grandpa of all time

00:17:28.200 and it's kind of inspired is a heavy word but it's kind of made me like think about it like

00:17:33.040 all right there's i gotta approach this the right way or else i'm gonna end up a huge grump yeah

00:17:38.320 yeah that's that's interesting dude just that you would see that too and you're kind of right it's

00:17:43.900 like how do you want to end up and then what is this little decision you're going to make here

00:17:48.920 there because a lot of it is just about very small decisions along the way you don't see like a lot 0.87

00:17:53.540 of old people like they're just kind of chill and then like you never know what mood you're

00:17:56.700 going to catch them in yeah you cut if you know old person in your life you know what mood you're 0.98

00:18:00.580 going to catch them in yeah you don't meet a lot of those middle ground seniors really no you don't 1.00

00:18:04.240 meet a lot of those guys who's got one foot in the grave and one foot being an asshole or whatever 1.00

00:18:08.720 it's like 1.00

00:18:09.740 it's one or the other dude

00:18:12.320 Caleb Presley man

00:18:15.040 good to see you bro

00:18:15.840 thanks for having me

00:18:17.200 it's always good to see you

00:18:18.220 dude I like that jacket too

00:18:19.320 that's

00:18:19.560 what is that

00:18:20.200 it's my Chica Cheetah

00:18:21.140 oh that's your 0.99

00:18:22.680 Chica Cheetah

00:18:23.560 it's a tequila

00:18:24.460 peanut butter tequila

00:18:25.440 peanut butter tequila 1.00

00:18:26.260 sounds like ass 1.00

00:18:27.780 but 1.00

00:18:28.240 tastes good

00:18:29.620 yeah

00:18:30.100 we're working some taglines

00:18:31.300 our other one was

00:18:31.860 our initial one was 0.98

00:18:34.740 it's not penis brother 0.99

00:18:36.600 it's peanut butter 0.98

00:18:38.460 dude that's a good one and people seem to like that one that's gone further than i thought it 0.89

00:18:44.380 would go it's not penis brother it's peanut butter there's some concerns about it from

00:18:48.640 but like that's the thing is like we're a small company we don't really have oversight

00:18:51.580 so there really hasn't been any concerns i just know that if we had oversight they would have

00:18:55.760 concerns about it oh well the biggest concern obviously would be no oversight nut allergy

00:18:59.940 nut allergy oh well allergen free because it's not real peanuts in there it's not like we're

00:19:05.680 Grounding up peanuts and put them in there.

00:19:07.360 You mean there's not real peanuts in it?

00:19:09.520 No, bro.

00:19:09.960 You can literally, if you have a peanut allergy, we've done this before, you can literally,

00:19:13.600 see, it says on the site.

00:19:14.580 Allergen-free, no peanuts.

00:19:15.700 You know if it says it on the site, it's real.

00:19:17.500 It's not penis, it's peanut butter. 0.98

00:19:19.480 Is that what it is? 0.99

00:19:20.200 It's not penis, brother. 0.99

00:19:21.340 It's peanut butter. 0.99

00:19:22.280 The nut allergy I'm worried about is some dude nutting on me or whatever.

00:19:25.140 There's another one.

00:19:25.960 Live, laugh, nut.

00:19:29.060 Oh, that's a cool one.

00:19:31.440 That's another tagline we're working on.

00:19:33.440 Live, laugh, nut.

00:19:34.420 I like that.

00:19:35.680 and so like we started as like a we don't have like a big um like a big alcohol company behind

00:19:43.400 us or like some of these new brands pop up but they're almost like kind of i don't know if

00:19:47.680 industry plants the right word but like they have a lot of support behind them yeah dude we started

00:19:52.140 as just a very small it's like me and like four other guys um we'd like launched in new jersey

00:19:58.260 that was like our launch state and we've been kind of matriculating state by state i think we're in

00:20:02.860 like 33 states now nice but that was three years ago we did that and this year we're going to sell

00:20:08.480 our millionth bottle let's go really millionth bottle and dude we're like nowhere because the 0.77

00:20:13.380 people who try it it sounds like ass but the people who try it like it the people who like 0.94

00:20:17.160 it love it well dude i've been places and heard people talk about it uh when you weren't even 0.96

00:20:22.220 there whenever so uh it's definitely gaining like a popularity yeah so it's it's been it's

00:20:27.260 been really fun it's kind of like a little it's cool to have like a business obviously we both

00:20:31.920 or, like, doing other stuff.

00:20:33.500 But that's, like, literally a business.

00:20:35.680 It's kind of like a little baby you have out in the world

00:20:37.660 because it, like, does stuff without you.

00:20:42.220 So you, like, you do your best to, like, make sure everything's going well

00:20:45.440 and, like, you raise it right, but then, like, you know, it goes to class.

00:20:49.540 You, like, send it to school and, like, you just hope that people like it

00:20:52.500 and, like, it doesn't, like, get in trouble or whatever.

00:20:55.500 Yeah.

00:20:55.940 It's, like, somewhere out in the world, someone's drinking a Chica Chica right now

00:20:58.880 and that knows nothing about me or nothing about my business partners, like,

00:21:01.920 And it's early, too.

00:21:03.000 Let's say that.

00:21:03.800 Yeah, it's like 10.30 in the morning.

00:21:06.140 Wisconsin's our biggest state.

00:21:07.580 Yeah, let's say that, bro.

00:21:09.640 Oh, because peanut butter and cheese, dude.

00:21:11.920 It's a Venn diagram.

00:21:13.220 Yeah.

00:21:13.920 It's a Venn diagram.

00:21:14.800 Alcohol, peanut butter.

00:21:17.700 That's us.

00:21:19.040 Oh, dude, that's great, bro.

00:21:22.500 That's Chica Chee. 1.00

00:21:23.500 How do you say it? 1.00

00:21:24.480 Chica Cheetah. 1.00

00:21:25.520 Chica Cheetah. 0.99

00:21:26.400 Chica Cheetah. 1.00

00:21:27.220 Yeah.

00:21:27.600 It means cool girl in Spanish.

00:21:29.440 Does it?

00:21:29.800 Or someone said it means like cool 1.00

00:21:31.640 Cool bitch 0.98

00:21:32.980 But I don't know like that seems 1.00

00:21:34.820 Cool bitch 1.00

00:21:35.700 Yeah 1.00

00:21:36.260 But it doesn't seem 1.00

00:21:37.760 Cool bitch 1.00

00:21:38.900 The girl 1.00

00:21:39.360 The person who told me that is the guy who

00:21:40.860 Like founded our company

00:21:41.900 Okay

00:21:42.300 But everyone else I've talked to

00:21:43.920 Says it means cool girl 0.96

00:21:44.980 Like all the Spanish people are like 1.00

00:21:46.800 Mexican people 1.00

00:21:47.380 They say oh cool girl 1.00

00:21:48.800 But he keeps on saying it means cool bitch 0.99

00:21:50.980 So I don't know 0.99

00:21:52.120 He might have been upset at his wife or something

00:21:53.640 Yeah

00:21:53.920 But anyways

00:21:55.360 Yeah there it is

00:21:56.160 Cool girl

00:21:56.600 See even Google Translate

00:21:57.840 Oh there you go cool girl 1.00

00:21:58.760 Chica cheetah

00:21:59.800 I want to share with you about PrizePix, America's number one sports picks app.

00:22:08.140 The app is really easy to use. That's what I like about it. For players' picks, just pick more or

00:22:14.660 less on a few players' stats and lock in your lineup. That's it. Rather just pick teams? Okay.

00:22:22.400 PrizePix has that now, too. Just pick the winner, spread, or total on any game or fight.

00:22:29.040 And with football season here, PrizePix has promos every single day of the week, all September long.

00:22:36.600 From Taco Tuesday to Flex Friday and more, PrizePix always has you covered.

00:22:44.020 PrizePix is available in most states, including California, Texas, and Florida.

00:22:49.980 Plus, you can even follow me on the app, at Theovan.

00:22:53.820 Tail my picks with one click and follow your friends too.

00:22:57.540 Best of all, play your first $5 and get $150 in lineups if you win.

00:23:04.320 Just use code TPW when you sign up.

00:23:07.660 That's right.

00:23:08.740 PrizePix just switched up their offer, so there's no better time to join.

00:23:13.860 Lock in and win that first lineup.

00:23:16.760 That's code TPW at signup to get $150 in bonus lineups if you win your first $5 plus lineup.

00:23:25.440 PrizePix.

00:23:26.520 Code TPW.

00:23:28.060 Play responsibly.

00:23:29.580 First $5 plus lineup entered must win to receive $150 in bonus lineups.

00:23:33.180 Lineups expire seven days after issuance.

00:23:34.760 18 plus in eligible areas.

00:23:36.120 Lineups entered and awarded must include player picks.

00:23:38.060 Prize picks predict is a registered FCM offering team picks and culture picks as event contracts.

00:23:42.320 Both involve significant risk.

00:23:43.500 Not for all. 0.99

00:23:44.100 Must be 18 plus and for event contracts be a U.S. resident. 0.74

00:23:46.640 Restrictions apply.

00:23:47.560 Void where prohibited.

00:23:48.340 Use responsibly.

00:23:48.920 For help, call 1-800-426-2537 or visit ncpgambling.org.

00:23:53.880 Hey, business owners.

00:23:55.100 you didn't lose that client because of bad luck you lost them because nobody picked up

00:24:02.020 they called it rang out and 30 seconds later they were talking to your competitor dang

00:24:10.460 every unanswered call is money walking right out the door at some point you got to stop 0.94

00:24:16.600 leaving money on the table and say let's fucking quo today's episode is brought to you by quo 0.90

00:24:24.180 spelled q u o the business phone system built so you never miss a call with quo all your calls 0.92

00:24:33.300 texts and voicemails live in one place so anyone on your team can pick up a conversation see the

00:24:39.780 full history and respond fast set up in minutes on any device keep your existing number and add

00:24:47.180 teammates as you grow no it no hassle money is on the line always say hello with quo try quo for

00:24:57.820 free plus get 20 off your first six months when you go to quo.com slash theo that's q uo.com

00:25:07.340 slash t-h-e-o yeah dude good to see you bro good to see you always good to see you thanks you look

00:25:16.600 healthy wealthy and wise do i handsome good is that too much i think it's fine let's do that

00:25:23.480 again you're definitely starting to look like kind of one of those missing women from my neighborhood

00:25:27.940 dude sometimes the missing women posters like they put up kind of a good looking

00:25:33.360 drawing like they i don't know if they had a good artist in our town or something i was young

00:25:37.000 but the whoever drew the missing people in our town oh baddies it's like i know where they're

00:25:43.580 at well i don't know what where but i know why yeah dude they can't be that good looking bro

00:25:51.680 and still be here yeah it's still they get kidnapped they moved you saw the moving truck

00:26:00.620 outside their house yeah dude some people dude it was kind of a thingy for from a smaller place bro

00:26:08.000 People that got too good looking

00:26:11.420 They had to move out of the town 0.99

00:26:13.480 Get f***ed bro 0.97

00:26:15.460 I know because then it just leaves you 0.99

00:26:17.400 With all your buddies

00:26:18.360 And you look around and be like 0.78

00:26:20.300 Ugly

00:26:21.960 Every single one of us 0.95

00:26:23.920 Dude they left

00:26:26.700 It does

00:26:27.840 Improve the vibe of somewhere

00:26:31.400 If someone there is

00:26:33.000 An attractive person

00:26:34.200 You think that's

00:26:37.980 Dude, you and I are the most attractive guys at all, and we don't really like it.

00:26:43.340 It doesn't have to be your looks.

00:26:44.840 Well, imagine us right here, and then someone attractive was here as well.

00:26:48.400 Oh.

00:26:50.260 We were still having fun, but the vibes would be better.

00:26:52.920 The vibes would be up.

00:26:54.580 You're right.

00:26:55.340 Like Clavicular, or maybe Alex Earle, maybe.

00:26:59.180 Or who else, probably. 0.99

00:27:02.240 Oh, that lady from Friday Night Lights. 0.99

00:27:06.960 Which one? 0.96

00:27:07.980 the mom and the daughter and the and the well high school movie

00:27:14.740 good call she probably was 25 the actress though let's say that but hey but hey i'm not letting 0.93

00:27:22.380 that the fucking be usable in court okay the mom the mom um dude we get to go to morgan's for dinner 0.93

00:27:30.500 tonight yeah what do you think he's gonna have you think he's gonna have like like you think 0.99

00:27:35.040 Do you think the food would be, like, his plates would be, like, guitar-shaped or anything like that?

00:27:38.300 Or do you think it's, like, a theme energy or whatever?

00:27:41.860 I don't know.

00:27:42.320 I've never been over there.

00:27:43.860 I've never been over there.

00:27:44.740 What does he—I didn't even know he, like—you hear about, like, all these singers living in Nashville, but you don't know if they do for real.

00:27:51.500 That's a good point, actually.

00:27:52.540 Could be optics.

00:27:53.900 Oh, could be the ops, dude. 1.00

00:27:56.280 Alan Jackson lives in fucking Alabama or somewhere else. 0.99

00:27:59.840 Does he really? 1.00

00:28:00.420 I don't know.

00:28:00.860 I made that up.

00:28:01.820 That is what I like about Nashville.

00:28:02.700 Like, coming back here, obviously, I lived here for a while.

00:28:05.040 Coming back yesterday, I was like, God, this place is rocks.

00:28:07.720 I love it.

00:28:08.420 Yeah.

00:28:08.920 People are great.

00:28:10.340 People are great.

00:28:10.940 You can see everyone's so good.

00:28:11.860 This is gray every day.

00:28:13.800 So the lighting's perfect for a picture.

00:28:16.340 I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville ever.

00:28:20.040 And people are, every time I come, they're like, bro, you just missed it.

00:28:22.120 We just had, it's been so hot out.

00:28:24.260 It's been so sunny.

00:28:25.040 I was like, not today or yesterday, was it?

00:28:28.020 Dude, well, the problem is, and I'll tell you this, Caleb,

00:28:30.900 is the problem is when you get the sun here,

00:28:33.800 they package it all at once.

00:28:35.840 I don't know if there was like a backup on it or whatever,

00:28:37.620 and they delivered it all at once,

00:28:38.860 but we just had a heat dome here, okay?

00:28:41.520 We were the hottest place on earth, bro.

00:28:45.100 All the sun, bring it up, bring up that heat dome.

00:28:48.360 The hottest place on earth.

00:28:51.520 An oppressive heat dome, first of all,

00:28:54.160 and I like a little bit of dome, but this was much.

00:28:58.220 An oppressive heat dome centered over Tennessee in mid-September 2026

00:29:02.760 drove temperatures to record-breaking levels,

00:29:04.940 making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter

00:29:07.520 than the air over the Sahara Desert.

00:29:10.200 That's too much, man.

00:29:12.060 So that is hot, dude.

00:29:15.660 How about this? Pull this up.

00:29:17.820 Pull this up.

00:29:19.940 Who gets more rain, Seattle, Washington, or Nashville, Tennessee?

00:29:27.220 Nashville, Tennessee gets more rain than Seattle, Washington.

00:29:31.780 47 to 50 inches versus 37 to 38 inches.

00:29:35.820 Wow.

00:29:36.760 That's the only bad part about Nashville.

00:29:39.080 Is it rain?

00:29:39.680 You can't go outside.

00:29:40.880 Yeah.

00:29:41.400 No.

00:29:41.700 It doesn't feel like it's rainy, but it does feel great.

00:29:43.820 But the people here are the, like, the people in the airport are the best.

00:29:47.500 The people are here are great, dude.

00:29:49.580 Now, we'll say one thing.

00:29:50.760 You're like, man, I love being here.

00:29:52.380 Look at this awesome picture I took.

00:29:53.940 And it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop.

00:29:57.600 I thought you would like it.

00:29:58.900 I didn't think it was a picture for me.

00:29:59.980 I was like, you'll love this picture.

00:30:01.600 Well, it is true.

00:30:03.500 Yes, I'm vaping.

00:30:06.800 But it's cool, man.

00:30:08.320 So where I live now, I live in Florida,

00:30:09.880 but if I have to travel so much for work,

00:30:13.140 I'm probably traveling three weeks a month.

00:30:15.880 Yeah.

00:30:16.480 If I wasn't, I would be here.

00:30:18.820 It's the best place for traveling especially.

00:30:21.180 Because it's central.

00:30:22.240 It's pretty central, dude.

00:30:23.080 Right.

00:30:23.820 And it's been, I mean, yeah, I mean, Nashville's been great.

00:30:26.040 The people, the best, dude.

00:30:27.220 It's the best people around.

00:30:28.800 And there's a lot of people here that we know.

00:30:30.200 There's a lot of, like, people that are awesome that, like, hang out.

00:30:33.740 Well, dude, we get to freaking go to dinner at Morgan's, dude.

00:30:37.100 Yeah, that's going to be great.

00:30:38.100 What do we even wear?

00:30:39.820 I don't know.

00:30:40.560 I really hadn't thought about it, but I was probably, you're probably going to see me in this.

00:30:43.940 Dude, I pulled out a shirt out of my bag this morning.

00:30:45.780 I don't know if I want this.

00:30:47.000 I pulled a shirt out of my bag this morning, a clean shirt, put it on.

00:30:49.180 I was going to wear it on the podcast. 0.99

00:30:50.240 Smelled like shit. 1.00

00:30:51.380 Uh-uh. 1.00

00:30:52.340 You think there was shit in your dryer or whatever? 1.00

00:30:54.080 I don't know. 1.00

00:30:55.220 I don't know, man.

00:30:56.400 are you using like a shared dryer or whatever because i remember i was living in this one

00:31:00.140 apartment complex and somebody like um tried to clean baby diapers or whatever and they just

00:31:04.680 washed a bunch of like baby diapers from walmart or whatever they put it in the thing yeah and then 0.98

00:31:09.960 they put them in the dryer and the shit dude they had some type of shit like i don't know if it was 0.99

00:31:14.520 called baby shit or like youth shit or whatever in the dryer for oh dude and was like it was a 0.99

00:31:21.840 shared unit like you know we all had to use it or whatever and god dude i remember for probably 1.00

00:31:27.400 three months just everything smelled like shit yuck it was the worst you shit it's the worst 0.99

00:31:33.060 youth shit yeah it's not i mean i'll tell you this if they had a little 1.00

00:31:39.700 shit cootery board of shit i wouldn't that's the blue cheese brother only one bite yeah one bite 1.00

00:31:50.680 Everybody knows the rules. 1.00

00:31:53.640 You end with that one.

00:31:55.140 It's going to change your palate for the rest of the day.

00:31:57.600 Yeah, that's a tough one, bro.

00:32:01.020 But, yeah, dude, being in that South during football time, dude, did you see –

00:32:06.060 Wait, can we say something?

00:32:07.740 Yeah.

00:32:08.200 Football time.

00:32:09.360 Who's your team this year?

00:32:10.880 Well, I'll tell you.

00:32:14.760 That's fair.

00:32:15.420 It's a great question, okay, because I was down there partying in Louisiana.

00:32:20.400 right? You walk the team off the bus. Yeah, dude, they'll let anybody do it. I did see a couple

00:32:26.840 people that I don't think are affiliated with the program walk them off the bus. And just say

00:32:29.700 Brooks Nader, okay? You don't have to be judgmental. Livvy Dunn was there. I like, I love, I mean,

00:32:36.280 yes, I have like four teams. Okay, my bad. But here's my thoughts on it. These teams, it's not

00:32:41.720 like they're, like, why do I have to be, why can't I be just a fan of whatever? Like, that's the weird

00:32:48.440 thing about being a fan they're like oh you're switching teams whatever it's not like these

00:32:52.840 teams call me during the summer and be like hey man it's making sure you're still gonna be

00:32:56.300 what is the team like i know the team goes and plays but you're the one that invests your money

00:33:01.440 your time to go and support teams yeah it's like you can have as many as you want you're that

00:33:06.720 you're the you're the you're the choice maker teams like you don't support us like yeah i am

00:33:13.200 i'll be over there i'm excited but it's not like like i just don't like when people like a fair

00:33:18.240 a weather fan you know because or i don't know what i'm trying to say do i well i some people

00:33:26.220 not me okay some people would say you're a fair weather fan because you're always a fan of the

00:33:31.520 best team the best team dude i'm surprised vanderbilt was good as well i did i met maybe

00:33:39.020 they weren't the best i met a semi-illegal immigrant okay diego pavia in a hallway

00:33:43.820 on vanderbilt's campus we got lost we went to watch the alabama game two years ago when they 0.95

00:33:50.560 upset alabama we got they let anybody in the locker room then it was like you could come in

00:33:55.260 you can bring treats to the team dude some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game

00:33:59.360 before the game it said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder 0.96

00:34:03.180 and fucking half the team is in there eating them dude they had so we just next thing you know it's 0.99

00:34:10.500 like day one day upset some black guy squeezed me so hard i fucking had semi fractures in my ribs 0.99

00:34:15.500 or like micro fractures or whatever and i had to take um some tylenol but uh but anyway yeah 0.94

00:34:22.240 became a fan of vanderbilt i love i'm from uh louisiana always went to l you know i went to

00:34:28.000 lsu for two years so i gotta go support louisiana right i thought we were vol fans and we are okay

00:34:36.140 We are, dude.

00:34:36.860 There it is.

00:34:37.800 And look, I like the Vols, dude.

00:34:40.180 I went to a game last year.

00:34:42.060 They didn't win.

00:34:44.180 Mm-mm. 1.00

00:34:45.120 So what the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:34:46.140 Now it's on me. 0.99

00:34:46.820 Why am I here?

00:34:47.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:49.320 I do get that.

00:34:50.260 I do get wanting to support a winning team.

00:34:52.740 You'll be there as long until they ask you for NIL money.

00:34:55.640 Then you're like, all right, man. 0.79

00:34:56.900 That is true, dude.

00:34:57.780 Let's not get carried away.

00:34:59.200 I think Vanderbilt gave me a little jingle last year.

00:35:01.440 I'm like, no.

00:35:02.160 No.

00:35:02.860 You got the wrong guy.

00:35:04.580 That's crazy.

00:35:05.480 Think about writing a check for NIL. 0.96

00:35:07.700 Well, they wanted NIL for two white guys. 0.81

00:35:09.600 I'm like, two more white guys?

00:35:12.220 Uh-uh. 1.00

00:35:12.960 At least get one of those Japanese kickers. 1.00

00:35:14.900 I'll fucking put it on that. 1.00

00:35:16.900 You know? 0.99

00:35:17.240 But, yeah, they were going for two more white receivers. 0.87

00:35:20.180 I'm like, I'm not putting it on that.

00:35:23.160 Look, I'm not a coach, but.

00:35:27.020 Let's think about this.

00:35:28.220 Yeah, let's think about this, dude.

00:35:31.500 No, but it is awesome.

00:35:32.120 And I'll tell you also, I like Ole Miss, man.

00:35:35.480 I like Ole Miss.

00:35:38.960 Why?

00:35:39.920 Because I just like that quarterback they had over there.

00:35:42.520 Trinidad's like a, you know, he's kind of undersized in some ways people would say.

00:35:48.280 He's like a six-foot quarterback, you know.

00:35:50.120 Now they got these behemoths out there that just have all the natural abilities.

00:35:54.620 And he's just got so much heart.

00:35:57.240 And he's great.

00:35:59.180 They had Diego Pounds over there last year, dude.

00:36:01.880 Entertaining guy.

00:36:03.860 And I like just the lore.

00:36:05.460 It's just exciting.

00:36:06.340 I just love the SEC, man.

00:36:07.840 Yeah, same, same.

00:36:09.120 Okay.

00:36:09.600 I mean, I'm a Tennessee volunteer fan, but I like, I'll say this,

00:36:13.960 I like John Summerall, but I like Heupel too.

00:36:17.940 Heupel's got the special sauce.

00:36:20.580 Well, we put it on him.

00:36:21.580 I got this guy.

00:36:22.620 I got it too.

00:36:23.740 Oh, this thing you mean?

00:36:24.840 Yeah, it's a special sauce.

00:36:27.300 What is that?

00:36:28.160 Pull your mic down a little so we can see it.

00:36:31.000 What is that?

00:36:31.800 It's the, I don't know, it's the hypo chin strap.

00:36:34.460 My dad had it too.

00:36:35.560 My birth dad had it.

00:36:37.060 Did he?

00:36:38.000 I'm destined for it.

00:36:39.360 But it's like you hold like extra thoughts down there or whatever.

00:36:42.880 They say like 30% of your brain's in your stomach.

00:36:46.340 Oh, wow.

00:36:46.900 So think about like, your brain really can be anywhere.

00:36:49.740 So what if you get an upset stomach or if you have like diarrhea or whatever?

00:36:53.180 But think about that.

00:36:53.900 You have an upset stomach because what, like sometimes you get an upset stomach

00:36:56.480 because you have like bad thoughts.

00:36:59.300 It's because your brain's in your stomach.

00:37:01.300 See if that's true, by the way.

00:37:02.760 Yeah, actually, yeah.

00:37:03.360 I think that is true.

00:37:04.840 Look it up because we don't know.

00:37:09.100 Caleb Presley, good to see you today.

00:37:10.680 Thanks, man.

00:37:11.400 Forgot to do the intro.

00:37:12.820 Great to see you, man.

00:37:13.920 Always forget to do it.

00:37:15.140 Can we just look it up?

00:37:16.340 Oh, okay.

00:37:16.960 Look up what percent of your brain's in your stomach.

00:37:22.000 Okay.

00:37:22.880 I mean, is this true?

00:37:24.320 Let me read it because we don't know.

00:37:27.700 Don't read the first part.

00:37:29.400 What did you say?

00:37:30.060 Don't read the first part.

00:37:31.860 Well, just let me handle it.

00:37:33.600 Zero percent of your actual brain is in your stomach,

00:37:36.360 but your gut contains a separate network of about 100 to 600 million neurons

00:37:41.840 known as the enteric nervous system.

00:37:45.140 I've been telling people that fact for years.

00:37:49.540 The fact's not even true.

00:37:51.460 Well, who cares, dude?

00:37:53.840 It's America.

00:37:55.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:56.740 Nothing here's true.

00:37:59.080 None of it makes any sense, dude.

00:38:01.860 Did you see, hold on, I have to bring it full circle here, or semi-circle.

00:38:07.060 Okay, I like that.

00:38:08.840 Did you see Tommy Tuberville, what he said the other day?

00:38:12.240 What did he say?

00:38:12.860 Tommy Tuberville was a former coach of Auburn.

00:38:14.740 Yep.

00:38:16.020 Ole Miss.

00:38:17.200 Was he at Ole Miss too?

00:38:18.200 Mm-hmm.

00:38:19.160 Yeah, this is it.

00:38:20.400 Listen to this.

00:38:21.140 Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

00:38:32.440 Lord help us. 1.00

00:38:34.300 It's terrifying when you think about this.

00:38:36.980 When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.

00:38:47.600 You can't make this up.

00:38:48.900 yes you can somebody obviously made this up tommy tommy tommy tuberville who is a senator

00:38:57.100 okay in where is it alabama alabama in alabama he's a senator in alabama

00:39:02.100 um somebody obviously made this up he's saying that wait play it one more time dude

00:39:11.480 what listen to this that many airline pilots flight attendants and air traffic controllers

00:39:21.080 are part of the furry community

00:39:23.940 that's my favorite part

00:39:27.820 well i keep playing terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight

00:39:35.000 it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up 1.00

00:39:41.460 like an animal you can't make this up who gives a shit tommy 0.99

00:39:46.980 what why are you wasting your time on this why are we wasting because they're obviously doing 0.99

00:39:54.280 research i'm guessing taxpayer dollars i don't give a shit no if the guy's a furry now i will 0.97

00:39:59.940 say this like if he gets on the like speaker or whatever he's like this is your captain 0.95

00:40:04.740 this is your captain if you look out the winner to the left you'll see a

00:40:13.260 sanctuary where i was rescued from

00:40:15.480 oh where's my hey if he's like well oh we'll be landing in 20 minutes uh shout out dander gang 0.93

00:40:25.500 that's fucking crazy dude this is a real thing caleb what do you think about this 0.95

00:40:35.400 dude i i agree with you man 0.98

00:40:40.100 finally my boy finally put a hard stance down but is there evidence yeah yeah where does that come

00:40:48.800 from um is there any evidence that airline workers are furries thank you tuberville did

00:40:54.860 not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots, flight attendants, or air

00:40:59.800 traffic controllers.

00:41:00.580 And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of times smelted Delta with

00:41:05.160 these things.

00:41:06.060 Smelted Delta.

00:41:11.580 Like, if you're starting to make up things, there's four fingers pointing back at you

00:41:18.000 when you point your finger.

00:41:19.020 Hey, man, that's what I'm saying, bro.

00:41:21.040 The aardvark doesn't fall far from the Jet Blue, you feel me?

00:41:24.860 That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

00:41:31.480 I just couldn't get it to work.

00:41:33.240 Tuberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings, including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump,

00:41:39.380 the 2023 Covenant High School shooting in Nashville, and the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

00:41:44.020 He argued that the perpetrator's gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence.

00:41:51.420 He presented no further proof or evidence.

00:41:56.240 Huh.

00:41:57.000 Is that true?

00:41:57.940 What site is this?

00:41:59.240 Is it Yahoo News?

00:42:01.220 Hmm.

00:42:02.320 It's hard to tell if they're just trying to take him down.

00:42:05.520 Toberville makes unfounded claims that airplanes...

00:42:08.100 Who says airplane? 0.98

00:42:13.040 What is fucking wrong with me? 0.99

00:42:15.460 How did God let me go this far in the world 0.99

00:42:17.180 and not have a basic understanding of anything?

00:42:20.100 Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staffs are furries.

00:42:26.320 But first of all, every media outlet has made unfounded claims 0.98

00:42:30.460 about absolutely fucking everything. 0.94

00:42:32.520 You have Yahoo News, which has made probably a ton of unfounded claims, 0.99

00:42:35.800 making a claim that somebody else is making an unfounded claim.

00:42:39.340 That's where we are. 0.97

00:42:40.000 It is true, too.

00:42:40.700 How many airports are in Alabama?

00:42:44.440 True.

00:42:44.980 Three?

00:42:45.780 Are there?

00:42:47.000 If you want to go to Tuscaloosa, you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa.

00:42:49.480 You've got to fly to, what, Birmingham?

00:42:51.240 Yep, you've got Birmingham, you've got Huntsville,

00:42:53.040 and they have a new one down by the coast.

00:42:55.060 Do they?

00:42:58.360 They have two airports in Alabama.

00:43:00.060 Of course there's going to be some furries there.

00:43:02.180 It's the whole state, bro.

00:43:03.440 And first of all, if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms, 0.75

00:43:07.900 it's just...

00:43:08.360 They're going to the game, man.

00:43:09.560 Yeah, bro. 1.00

00:43:10.840 They're going to the fucking game. 1.00

00:43:12.680 It's fucking Crimson Tide fans, you gooner. 1.00

00:43:16.280 That's all it is, Tommy. 1.00

00:43:18.060 You can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude.

00:43:19.660 Yeah, you can, bro.

00:43:21.500 Or, yeah, if some guy's dressed up like, if some guy's eating.

00:43:24.120 Yeah, if some guy's eating tiger, he's dressed up like a war eagle. 0.99

00:43:27.460 If his wife is feeding him birdseed or whatever, it's just a fucking war eagle fan. 0.98

00:43:31.280 If you do think about it, that is like the education of an Alabama kid. 0.99

00:43:35.820 It's elephants, it's war eagles, it's tigers.

00:43:39.120 That's it.

00:43:40.380 Those are the only animals that exist.

00:43:41.780 And that's the SEC, man.

00:43:43.420 That's SEC football, dude.

00:43:44.840 I love the SEC.

00:43:45.900 Oh, God.

00:43:46.900 Dude, it's so good to have football.

00:43:49.100 Some people say that, and I think some people mean it, but I mean it.

00:43:53.360 It's life-changing for me when the football's back.

00:43:56.140 Everything just makes more sense in the world.

00:43:59.440 Yeah.

00:44:00.080 I don't even watch all the games.

00:44:01.500 I just like knowing that they're happening.

00:44:03.720 I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff,

00:44:05.460 but I just like knowing that it's going on,

00:44:08.760 so things are moving in the right direction.

00:44:10.940 I'll dial in for two games a weekend.

00:44:13.620 Really?

00:44:14.020 But I want to know that all of them are happening.

00:44:16.300 I don't even like a lightning delay.

00:44:18.200 Wow.

00:44:19.060 You just want to know, huh?

00:44:21.160 Yeah, there is something nice.

00:44:22.420 I think it gives everybody something.

00:44:24.280 Well, I do think college football is still rewarding to people.

00:44:27.800 Some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes.

00:44:30.740 NFL is kind of like that to me.

00:44:32.060 The gambling thing?

00:44:32.760 Well, no, it's not the gambling.

00:44:34.260 It doesn't feel the same.

00:44:38.240 I'm curious.

00:44:39.080 This is what my question is for college football with all the NIL stuff.

00:44:42.560 when are we going to see the first player come out and have like a good first two games and then

00:44:49.680 you know how like a couple years ago they started sitting out of the bowl game because they want to

00:44:54.940 protect their NFL career when are we going to see the first player pop off for like I hate to say it

00:45:01.340 but like Mississippi State the quarterback for Mississippi State when are you going to see him

00:45:04.460 sit out the rest of the season not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value but to protect his

00:45:10.480 transfer nil value to go to alabama that's that's coming you think so why would it's the same

00:45:19.080 thought process yo i just showed what i'm worth now i have to protect my body that way i can go

00:45:24.580 get the money i'm worth i think you'd have to do a series of games two games won't get it

00:45:29.100 two games you're just gonna be gooning around over there at uh transmission state central or

00:45:35.360 whatever you know i'm saying you know hbsc or whatever but you got yeah yeah i mean it's gonna

00:45:42.340 well it's gonna continue to get weird because it's all just a business now yeah but i agree i

00:45:47.760 mean i yeah but the fans may it's the fans like it's not the players it's the fans college has

00:45:51.800 the fans this is how you know sports is about the fans have you ever seen how sick those those

00:45:57.960 soccer games look in like europe or wherever those are happening like the crazy crowds and

00:46:02.600 they look so sick.

00:46:03.480 Yeah.

00:46:04.340 That's soccer.

00:46:06.180 And that's how sick it looks.

00:46:07.580 That shows you it's about the fans.

00:46:09.960 Bro, soccer's the worst.

00:46:12.060 I know you're a big soccer fan.

00:46:13.200 I didn't mean to offend you.

00:46:14.040 I'm not a big soccer fan.

00:46:15.340 I went to some games.

00:46:17.000 It was the worst.

00:46:17.960 This World Cup was the worst.

00:46:20.960 Yeah, I wonder why it was.

00:46:22.560 I like the fact that people were excited about it,

00:46:24.440 and it gave us something to do.

00:46:25.880 But, like, the actual game of soccer is the worst.

00:46:30.820 It's not...

00:46:32.600 it's not probably the best game.

00:46:37.900 I just, I mean, whatever.

00:46:39.200 Yeah, I mean, I love and I respect it

00:46:41.340 because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands.

00:46:44.000 They won't even let somebody use their hands for even one minute.

00:46:46.360 Yeah.

00:46:46.800 And that, to me, is unbelievable.

00:46:48.880 Like, they should have a hands minute,

00:46:50.280 like when that hands horn goes off.

00:46:52.220 Yeah.

00:46:52.740 And it's just hand-a-monium.

00:46:57.400 This hand is your hand.

00:46:59.320 Like, that breaks out in the crowd. 0.82

00:47:00.740 people are just giving each other hand jobs and shit like whatever dude we got 50 seconds left 0.70

00:47:07.320 i think that that kind of thing would be fascinating but here's why here's why i'll 0.75

00:47:12.740 tell you why they did that why they did expand because one of the things that made the games

00:47:16.700 more boring um or i think appear more boring was that they expanded the number of teams that were

00:47:23.480 in the fifa tournament right in the world cup the reason i think they did that was because they're

00:47:27.520 trying to grow more of an audience so they wanted you to be able to have games in these different

00:47:31.100 cities yeah or different places where normally you wouldn't have it in in a wider scope of places

00:47:35.800 so people could physically go see it um also i think it gives them more chance to build stars

00:47:41.000 because then you're seeing more highlights of stars people run kind of their brains on highlights

00:47:45.220 these days right so i think those are that's some of the reasoning behind it now with it said um

00:47:51.120 yeah you had a lot of games that were kind of boring you had very few upsets really when it

00:47:55.380 comes down to it it was kind of the teams you expected to be in it at the end I like the I

00:47:59.220 like the experience of having the World Cup here I thought the fans everything was great and I'm

00:48:03.320 not saying anything bad about the players even but like the game itself to me the way it's

00:48:06.340 structured is is super it's almost like non-competitive at heart or something there's

00:48:11.600 something that's missing from it to me and maybe I don't have the understanding of the game which

00:48:14.960 I definitely don't but it seems like every it's like everything that is exciting is an offsides

00:48:20.480 or even the thing at the end is like there's adding extra time I know everyone talks about

00:48:24.640 that and it's like a dead point but like what do you mean that it's just the end of the game like

00:48:28.780 what if it's a football game and they just added like yo you got to play for three and a half more

00:48:33.360 minutes it's like what where are you getting that information from it's like it's just crazy it's

00:48:39.420 like and then going down and get injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt

00:48:44.340 they have to do it because it's part of the game like if they don't do that they won't get the call

00:48:48.000 or whatever so i'm not mad at them for doing it but like that is the game yeah how hurt can you act

00:48:53.160 yeah it's crazy how hard can you act dude i will say this the emmys should have just given all the

00:49:00.900 awards to different soccer players and different soccer teams bro and it like dude that if that's

00:49:06.180 how you have to win that's how you have to win i'm not mad at them for doing it on the field

00:49:09.120 but like that is what that game is to me and i just don't like it yeah i was happy when it was

00:49:14.060 over were you yeah oh dude well okay sorry the world cup you have people in villages who can't 0.94

00:49:21.560 even fucking they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with 0.94

00:49:25.540 them probably okay and every four years they get a little bit of joy somebody travels into their 0.99

00:49:30.420 village and sets a tv down for two months so they can watch the world cup that's crazy they take the

00:49:36.020 tv away after it's over it's crazy it is crazy but it's just it's how the government works dude

00:49:42.220 we have to sell the tv so we can buy more missiles so we can send them to a bomb children so that's

00:49:48.040 how it all works we have to melt the tv down to use it to create another child bombing missile

00:49:52.840 but um but yeah those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it i will tell you a story that

00:49:59.100 so i'm at the uh i went to the world cup final dude right and it was in new york city or in

00:50:05.700 somewhere around new york or whatever so we it was all it was it was it was fun dude but the the best

00:50:11.480 part was so they had like a box we're in and um i know this sounds kind of elitist probably but

00:50:17.460 not the best food

00:50:19.400 they did not have the best food

00:50:20.720 and it was not Raising Canes to be clear

00:50:22.920 it was not Raising Canes it was some other

00:50:24.620 it was just raising bad food

00:50:26.580 that was the company some other company

00:50:29.260 but anyway 0.96

00:50:30.880 this story is so fucking long 0.93

00:50:32.980 and I haven't said anything 1.00

00:50:33.700 so anyway fuck dude 1.00

00:50:37.080 I can't live inside of myself anymore 1.00

00:50:39.360 something's wrong

00:50:40.360 but anyway so

00:50:42.860 I was talking with Gronkowski

00:50:45.060 and I never really talked to them before

00:50:46.440 he's the best he's the dude the best and this drunk guy from australia is just bouncing around

00:50:52.580 in the room like oh he's like i've been in america for 50 hours and i've had almost 90 drinks you

00:50:59.460 know that guy yeah so i told rob i was like who's that guy i was like oh that's the head of william

00:51:04.020 morris that's the head of wme and rob's like oh really i was like yeah i said dude you should get

00:51:08.320 over there and talk to him just make sure you know i'm saying i know you're doing sports casting now

00:51:11.440 just you know i'm saying stay in the graces of one of the biggest agencies like all right bet man

00:51:16.120 good looking out or whatever you know

00:51:18.460 and

00:51:18.900 and then he whispered to me

00:51:22.300 also he's like and he goes

00:51:24.120 Amendola used to wear women's clothing and I was like that has

00:51:26.380 nothing to do with this Rob this is I'm talking about this

00:51:28.220 drunk guy in the suite

00:51:29.320 and I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not

00:51:34.240 but anyway

00:51:36.040 so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk

00:51:38.180 Australian guy dude and I just made up

00:51:40.300 that the guy was the head of this huge agency

00:51:41.880 the guy is not he's just an Australian

00:51:44.480 guy who was white skinned when he got here and has turned dark red from how many drinks he's had

00:51:49.360 okay like he was talking to me a couple olives fell out of his mouth anyway so then i go sit by

00:51:55.080 rob's i think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife i'm not really sure and i think it's the

00:51:58.840 same person camille camille yeah i was i'm sitting talking with her and um and she goes yeah rob's

00:52:06.040 over there he's been talking the ear off of that william morris owner or whatever and i was like

00:52:10.760 that's not the owner william morris that's just some drunk australian guy that's just been hanging 0.97

00:52:14.200 out around here for the past 48 hours she's like it is i'm like yeah she goes and literally grabs 1.00

00:52:19.200 rob and fucking rips him away from this drunk guy he's been talking to the guy for an hour okay 0.99

00:52:24.440 rob comes and sits back by us and she's like what the fuck are you doing rob we're supposed to be 0.99

00:52:29.100 here enjoying our time together whatever and rob goes somebody told me that that was the head of 0.97

00:52:33.320 william morris or whatever it was me i'm sitting right next to him he didn't realize anyway i think

00:52:40.240 it's a bad story but i can't tell i liked it okay honestly thanks dude he's i love i mean

00:52:46.480 i don't know him very well but we had him on sunday conversation he's probably like the oh

00:52:52.660 i mean there's like the purest i don't even know what you would how would you describe him

00:52:58.160 i would describe him as a

00:53:00.740 you know those fun things outside of car dealerships that they put air in yeah if one

00:53:08.180 of those just came to life and just traveled the world just like tickling people i shook his hand

00:53:15.080 i was like oh i'm gay or whatever like because my hand didn't even hand a chance

00:53:20.940 it felt like an animal like going to like sleep for the winter or something yeah we had a much

00:53:27.600 conversation he he showed up and we're like man nice thanks for doing this nice to meet you he's

00:53:32.060 like, yeah, man, I'm super sick, but I just, we don't want to miss this. He's like, bro,

00:53:38.500 yeah, I'm super sick. I haven't been able to get out of my bed all week, but I didn't

00:53:41.840 want to miss this. I was like, you're kind of glad he showed up still, but you're like,

00:53:47.720 God. Yeah. But dude, and then he's like, but Evandola's sick of his activities. You're

00:53:53.900 like, okay, we're not going to write that down. But dude, those furries, can you even

00:53:58.860 believe that shit dude well first of all speaking of football play it hold on play it one more time 0.99

00:54:03.780 it is a good laugh yeah bro this is a senator from alabama listen to this that many 1.00

00:54:11.420 airline pilots flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community

00:54:19.980 lord help us it's terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight

00:54:28.860 it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like

00:54:35.740 an animal you can't make this up maybe it's just somebody that had a long halloween what what are

00:54:41.720 we talking about i think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world

00:54:47.000 like things are good enough that we're talking about this that's good like we're we're in a good

00:54:51.440 spot maybe like the first don't want the heat right now or whatever but like everyone's got 0.89

00:54:55.820 to take the heat at some point but as long as we're talking about bullshit things are fine that's a

00:55:00.040 good point yeah maybe the furries don't want all that smoke dude oh there we go right there there's 1.00

00:55:04.720 your fucking pilot right there crazy like a fox whatever that commercial is did you see that cow 0.99

00:55:15.160 that they airlifted um look it up i think it's in that's the same thing it was oh well this was i'm 1.00

00:55:23.900 I wonder if maybe this, maybe this flight, maybe the pilot saw this.

00:55:27.460 Did you see this?

00:55:28.380 Yeah, this is it.

00:55:29.400 Cal airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain.

00:55:32.480 So while our country, and this is in France, I'm pretty sure.

00:55:35.720 While our country is busy having senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time, okay, is a problem.

00:55:46.660 This is what they're doing in France. 1.00

00:55:47.940 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

00:55:53.900 Bro, the pilot's like 1.00

00:55:56.120 If you raise your left window

00:55:58.220 You'll see them flying in my side piece

00:56:00.400 Bro, that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride

00:56:05.620 According to Tommy Tuberville, dude

00:56:07.260 That's all that is, bro

00:56:09.240 But if you get a chance at home

00:56:13.060 This is a helicopter flying an individual cow

00:56:15.940 This cow named Vaheen got stuck in the mud

00:56:18.920 And was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own

00:56:22.000 and so they sent a helicopter to go get it the mountain is not accessible by car so officials

00:56:29.260 airlifted the cow she arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered

00:56:32.440 what do you think she said when she got back um like imagine being a cow imagine that first okay

00:56:44.560 now imagine getting separated momentarily from your buddies and then all of a sudden you take a

00:56:49.640 helicopter ride and then you get dropped off back with your buddies how do you even explain that

00:56:56.400 that's like alien to them that's alien abduction abduction they're like what do you mean

00:57:02.260 and they're like i don't know

00:57:04.720 something picked me up and vaheen means woman too

00:57:12.120 uh in english wow so anyway um yeah but like yeah let's talk about football dude let's talk

00:57:21.960 about a BYU quarterback well I would just I would just it kind of reminded me of that story

00:57:24.960 I don't really have any thoughts on it but um there's a thing this morning it's like BYU's

00:57:29.660 quarterback he eats uh dinner with his family naked really his whole family eats nude huh

00:57:37.820 And are they from? 0.60

00:57:39.640 Yep.

00:57:41.240 Really?

00:57:42.480 Utah?

00:57:43.320 Yeah.

00:57:43.760 Yeah.

00:57:46.300 Yeah.

00:57:47.460 Bring that up.

00:57:48.300 BYU quarterback Bear Bachmeier has naked family secret revealed during bizarre broadcast moment.

00:57:56.200 That was so cool.

00:57:57.200 I can tell mom looks like she's taking notes there.

00:57:59.440 We should ask Bear about that next time we get a BYU game.

00:58:03.540 But he told us that at the dinners.

00:58:04.980 you know sometimes they just

00:58:06.940 they just take their clothes off

00:58:09.280 and they walk around naked

00:58:10.900 you may put your dinners down here with the family

00:58:13.240 do I have to answer that?

00:58:14.880 you don't have to answer that because I don't think anybody

00:58:16.880 listening right now really kind of does that

00:58:19.360 America, it's up to your imagination

00:58:21.380 well dude, the guy

00:58:23.140 the kid's name's Bear 0.99

00:58:24.260 first of all, so that's a fucking giveaway 0.99

00:58:26.860 god dude 0.99

00:58:28.740 like what is going on 0.99

00:58:30.780 is shit getting weirder 0.99

00:58:32.580 I don't know 1.00

00:58:33.960 I think these are good signs.

00:58:38.620 I'm not saying they're not,

00:58:40.280 but they just said that this kid

00:58:42.540 allegedly eats naked family dinners.

00:58:45.880 Like, it's fine.

00:58:47.140 I don't care.

00:58:48.060 It just seems like...

00:58:49.820 Maybe we just entered back to...

00:58:51.340 Maybe it's back to the 60s or whatever, man.

00:58:53.900 Was that good?

00:58:55.440 The 60s?

00:58:56.100 Yeah.

00:58:56.520 I don't know.

00:58:57.360 I think Vietnam happened.

00:58:58.760 Hmm. 1.00

00:58:59.800 Bad.

00:59:00.840 Yeah.

00:59:01.620 Depends on who you're supporting,

00:59:02.760 but yeah. 0.90

00:59:03.960 damn that's good i don't know i first of all if it's really a secret they said the secret 0.94

00:59:10.580 don't tell it to the broadcast that that's a good point because that guy seemed like 0.97

00:59:14.240 that that's not who you want to trust with your secrets facts they don't tell will compton your 0.80

00:59:18.460 secrets yeah dude that's coming out on that's coming on the broadcast busting with the blabber

00:59:24.360 mouth i'll tell you that dude he has a secret autism that guy dude i love him he cannot keep

00:59:32.780 a secret um no we need to talk about sorry to interrupt you no let's talk about what we haven't

00:59:39.100 spoke about this yet but what did you think about our dj performance oh yeah we haven't spoke about

00:59:47.840 that dude we didn't speak about that and some people i don't think even know about it yeah

00:59:51.640 because we purposely didn't i think we purposely didn't talk about it too much because it could

00:59:57.700 give off the wrong impression that we're trying to become djs yeah which i don't think is true

01:00:01.560 which may may or may not be true i had so much fun i mean we did stagecoach at stagecoach diplo

01:00:07.540 let us do a dj set at his honky tonk right yeah and i didn't know what it would be like i'd never

01:00:13.780 been before so we're there and uh first but well first we have to make a dj set right and they say

01:00:21.100 it's easy and it you can it diplo said he could teach us in one day right and he never showed up

01:00:28.900 to do that no first of all there's no way we could learn that in one day no we could not have at all

01:00:34.040 but you had a friend that helped us yes rob from lost kings yeah which is a dj group rob and nick

01:00:38.820 they're great so rob from lost kings spent a ton of time helping us dude and he actually helped us

01:00:42.880 put a set together well so the theme of stagecoach is like country obviously and so that diplo has

01:00:50.000 his honky tonk which is um that was called right yeah it's like edm so it's like all edm in there

01:00:55.600 And so you're playing like dance music

01:00:57.440 But you kind of want to theme it country

01:00:58.960 Obviously neither one of us

01:01:01.300 Know how to DJ

01:01:02.240 But we're huge fans of country music

01:01:04.060 And I think dance music too

01:01:05.920 I'm a huge fan of dance music too

01:01:07.660 I don't know if you are

01:01:09.160 I like it but it's like

01:01:10.160 I listen to Jack Johnson

01:01:11.960 You know

01:01:12.780 Yeah

01:01:13.200 But um

01:01:14.400 Yeah

01:01:15.580 Yeah some of it

01:01:16.900 But anyways

01:01:17.900 But like

01:01:18.560 Just tell me

01:01:21.560 Jack Johnson has nothing to do with dance music

01:01:25.500 oh no just tell me whatever else you're gonna tell me i don't care about that oh um well i was

01:01:30.780 just gonna say i was just gonna i was curious how what you thought about it because we literally

01:01:34.660 didn't never talk about it again that's true we didn't like it was crazy so well i didn't think

01:01:39.240 it was gonna be that big of a thing right it was huge like we bro there was i don't know the number

01:01:42.940 of people but it was packed there was 9 000 people in there and it was a small room it was pretty

01:01:47.960 small and there was like 5 000 people outside like waiting to get in now i will say this there was a

01:01:53.940 lightning storm that happened so i think that could have been why a lot of people were in there

01:01:57.680 they had to be in there but dude it was so dip was like i'll get you guys started right in the

01:02:03.420 beginning i don't like that video i'll get you guys started right in the beginning

01:02:06.200 dude take this video what video you kept doing that forever though what else am i supposed to do 0.60

01:02:12.180 huh anything other than that okay i hate that video bro you jump i was so tired 0.56

01:02:19.120 crazy bro we have no idea what we're doing bro so look but let me tell you exactly what happened

01:02:27.880 so diplo says who's the man by the way yeah oh dude he helped us a lot he did he did help us a

01:02:33.120 lot and um and sorry i said you didn't help us at all about a minute well he also didn't help us

01:02:38.100 all beforehand yeah yeah but on site he was the man he was our ace he was our ace dude because

01:02:43.620 here's the thing we show up and we're like okay this is gonna be chill and they walk us on a stage

01:02:48.540 and you hear like they've started some background music or something and I had no clue how big it

01:02:52.360 was going to be or what and there's 9 000 people in a like in a huge warehouse and they are ready 0.98

01:02:59.980 to fucking lose their minds and take some uh and and and do some toosie and fucking eat each other's 1.00

01:03:06.460 nipples off right like they are ready to fucking throw their own asshole across the crowd right 1.00

01:03:11.800 like people are excited yes and right as we walk out I'm like oh fuck we got to go back right that's 1.00

01:03:16.900 the first thing i told you back like turn around back outside where there was a lightning storm

01:03:22.240 going on but dude we got up there and diplo comes up and he's like all right man i'm gonna get you

01:03:27.460 guys started and then i'm gonna beat it you guys take it from there and we both literally grabbed

01:03:31.400 his arm and we're like you cannot go anywhere you cannot go anywhere no because i don't know how

01:03:38.700 let's just be honest about this yeah we made our set but we made it beforehand because we don't

01:03:44.260 know how to DJ yeah and that was one of the biggest drawbacks of DJing at the event we didn't know how

01:03:48.060 to do it yeah but we should say we didn't ask to do it they asked us to do it yeah so we said yes

01:03:54.540 but we didn't go out of our way to say hey we want to DJ even though we don't know how to just

01:03:58.420 blame somebody who are you gonna blame okay I'm trying to figure what I'm saying well what I'm

01:04:01.740 saying is we created our our set prior yes so really when we were up there we didn't have a lot

01:04:06.840 to do okay that's right the set is created prior so we were it was we had it played but then we

01:04:13.580 didn't really have much to do for the rest of the time and if you wanted to make and if you wanted

01:04:17.480 to try and do something different while you're up there we had no clue how to do it like we had no

01:04:21.120 clue how to operate anything or how to like switch from one thing to the next they had one smoke

01:04:25.680 button they're the fire yeah anyway diplo's up there with us we like obviously wouldn't let him 0.98

01:04:31.720 leave just in case something went wrong something went wrong something wrong the second he fucking 0.86

01:04:35.000 tried to leave dude we could i could not have handled being up there just you and me now one 0.90

01:04:39.920 thing that did that did happen was outside of the actual dj booth there's a huge stage right in front

01:04:44.380 of us so one thing i realized was like dude we got to get this group hype so we would just keep

01:04:50.060 running out onto the stage and doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do bro and then

01:04:55.520 run back up into the booth because you feel so um exposed out there yeah and sydney sweeney came 0.98

01:05:01.340 out in the middle of our thing do you remember that yeah she came out and threw a bra like some

01:05:05.940 It was like an advertising thing 1.00

01:05:08.660 I was surprised

01:05:09.760 Yeah, danced around, it was fun dude

01:05:11.920 Oh here's a video right here, just play this from the beginning

01:05:14.280 How long have you wanted to be a DJ?

01:05:16.740 I have never wanted to be one

01:05:18.260 This is scary dude

01:05:19.500 I feel like there's some potential there

01:05:21.500 Real good looking guys and they're comfortable in their own skin

01:05:24.320 So I felt like I could give them a little sauce

01:05:26.320 Man these help my neck actually

01:05:27.760 I have a L5S1 issue

01:05:29.720 They got big podcasts

01:05:31.260 Our goal tonight is to make sure the people that are there have fun

01:05:34.480 And what else tell them?

01:05:35.600 They play Morgan Wallen.

01:05:39.300 That was the best part, dude.

01:05:41.180 They literally, they would play like 30 other songs 0.97

01:05:43.360 that I've never fucking heard of, 0.97

01:05:44.420 and I would just be like, 1.00

01:05:45.000 play fucking Morgan Wallen, you idiot. 1.00

01:05:47.540 It was fun. 1.00

01:05:48.720 It was so much fun.

01:05:49.540 I regret the other videos I saw coming out of it.

01:05:52.200 I would do it differently.

01:05:53.140 Oh, my God, bro.

01:05:56.240 Bro, we have to make a mashup

01:05:57.760 about the horrible jumping up and down videos, dude.

01:06:02.360 You have to practice jumping.

01:06:04.960 I was a beat tired after we finished.

01:06:07.220 It was the most exercise I've done in 10 years, probably my whole life.

01:06:10.340 Well, dude, one of the crazy parts is they said, all right, bro, go crowd surf, right? 0.98

01:06:15.580 And so I get out there, dude, and it's like all these like millennials. 0.85

01:06:18.520 So they're like, one kid's like, I'm not doing good. 1.00

01:06:21.620 I can't even breathe or whatever.

01:06:23.740 And some kid's like, it was on the phone with his mom, dude, while I'm crowd surfing.

01:06:27.840 He's like, I don't know what's happening or whatever.

01:06:30.640 The guy's like, I don't know if I have enough calories to do this or whatever. 0.98

01:06:34.120 I'm like, fucking chill, bro. 0.97

01:06:36.320 That wasn't your best performance of the weekend. 0.99

01:06:38.280 What?

01:06:38.840 Can I gas you up real quick?

01:06:41.060 Yeah.

01:06:42.160 I thought when you, the day before, because we went to Stagecoach for this,

01:06:46.840 but the day before, Ella Langley had you come out on stage.

01:06:50.800 Oh, yeah.

01:06:51.520 And do a full, like, scripted everything.

01:06:55.680 Yeah.

01:06:56.480 And, dude, it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on.

01:07:00.080 Really?

01:07:00.640 You crushed it.

01:07:02.300 Thanks, dude.

01:07:03.120 yeah dude it was exciting well i was nervous but also i practiced like almost 176 times before

01:07:12.320 but we only practiced once actually on stage so i didn't know where i was supposed to start or

01:07:18.740 stop or whatever it was good thanks man it was fun it was a moment in time you did really good

01:07:23.820 it was a lot of pressure because i can't remember what you had to say but you had to do like a whole

01:07:27.440 scripted part yes you didn't have any like you weren't reading it there's a it was a pressure

01:07:32.460 situation yeah you look calm it was cool that she had me because there's such something was

01:07:38.120 totally out of my universe right i was like what am i even doing out here um but we had my buddy

01:07:44.440 z to hold these uh these cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage just down

01:07:49.300 off stage we wrote them all on there and of my lines for the song like you look like you love me

01:07:55.540 like uh yeah i wouldn't even say that what you were doing was a part of one of her songs yeah

01:08:00.160 It was like a male part in one of her songs.

01:08:02.080 Yeah, it was a male part.

01:08:02.820 It was Raleigh Green's part in their song.

01:08:05.820 But anyway, Zita had the cards, and I got out there, and I was cruising.

01:08:10.480 Didn't need the cards.

01:08:11.520 And my buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards

01:08:14.460 and starts shaking the card up at me from the edge of stage.

01:08:17.240 He's like, ugh, the cards.

01:08:18.800 And I'm like, I don't need the cards.

01:08:20.540 I'm doing fine, dude. 0.99

01:08:21.620 I'm like, fucking chill. 0.98

01:08:22.700 And then he's like, dude, you're not looking at the cards. 0.98

01:08:24.880 I'm like, the cards are only if I'm not doing good. 1.00

01:08:28.640 fuck bro 0.99

01:08:30.660 and he was just like 1.00

01:08:31.640 ah

01:08:32.000 and he dropped one

01:08:32.880 he didn't want to though

01:08:33.760 but I already

01:08:34.220 like read past that

01:08:36.100 one 0.95

01:08:36.240 it's just fucking like 1.00

01:08:37.560 what an asshole 1.00

01:08:38.580 he's a good dude though 1.00

01:08:40.580 he's a good dude

01:08:41.180 it's a pleasure to have him

01:08:42.040 I got

01:08:42.300 I have him at my wedding

01:08:43.700 he's a nice guy

01:08:44.500 oh yeah that's true

01:08:45.500 can we talk about your wedding or not

01:08:46.560 yeah

01:08:47.020 I mean I got

01:08:47.620 I mean I don't probably go too far

01:08:49.140 deep into

01:08:49.700 but he's

01:08:50.880 he was great to have him

01:08:52.540 he's a good guy

01:08:53.120 he wasn't dressed appropriately

01:08:54.440 but he was a good guy

01:08:55.560 well he just like

01:08:56.660 he's like

01:08:57.020 you think they'll care

01:08:57.840 if I dress how I want to dress.

01:08:59.160 I'm like, yeah.

01:09:00.700 Well, black tie optional.

01:09:03.020 He took advantage of it.

01:09:05.060 Dude, he didn't even have like a long shirt.

01:09:06.800 It was just kind of like a,

01:09:07.600 like a tight black T.

01:09:09.060 It was like a wife beater sweater. 1.00

01:09:11.820 Wife beater made a sweater. 0.75

01:09:13.820 That's what he was wearing. 1.00

01:09:15.420 It was fucking trash, bro. 1.00

01:09:18.280 But dude, that was so much fun, bro. 1.00

01:09:20.140 We went out to that island.

01:09:22.580 But dude, yeah, it was magical, man.

01:09:24.200 That was pretty magical.

01:09:25.320 But the craziest part about the DJing was just, like, how long we had to go, dude.

01:09:29.620 Because we'd get out there. 0.96

01:09:30.720 We were, like, making up dances and fucking doing whatever we want. 1.00

01:09:33.800 We were, like, tickling each other and shit. 0.99

01:09:35.280 Like, at one point, it was, like, you'd run by and, like, tag me. 0.99

01:09:38.420 And then I'd chase you to the other side. 0.99

01:09:40.000 It was, like, we were doing, like, all this Tom and Jerry shit. 0.99

01:09:42.060 Like, we were doing anything to kill time. 0.99

01:09:45.820 And it just kept ticking.

01:09:48.160 But it was so fun.

01:09:50.320 I feel like people liked it.

01:09:51.280 I feel like people liked our set.

01:09:52.440 You think I never heard anything about it from anyone?

01:09:54.880 Well, but that doesn't mean anything.

01:09:57.460 That's so true.

01:09:58.500 I didn't hear any good feedback about it.

01:10:00.380 I really didn't.

01:10:01.320 I'm not even joking.

01:10:02.040 I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it, but it felt good.

01:10:05.540 It was one of those things like, man, this feels electric.

01:10:07.740 Oh, it felt good, man.

01:10:08.940 Yeah.

01:10:10.020 Would you ever do it again?

01:10:12.820 Would I ever do it again?

01:10:15.860 Yeah.

01:10:17.420 It was fun, dude.

01:10:18.640 It was fun.

01:10:19.260 I mean, it was definitely fun because it was so scary.

01:10:21.580 It was like, who would go do something this big on this of a stage

01:10:25.960 the first time they've ever done it?

01:10:29.280 It was probably, it's probably like one of the biggest, like,

01:10:32.440 you almost kind of feel bad for like taking the opportunity

01:10:34.520 from like a DJ who like worked hard to be there.

01:10:37.480 But it was a good opportunity.

01:10:39.480 It was a good look. 1.00

01:10:40.120 Shout out to Diplo.

01:10:40.700 It was really fun.

01:10:41.340 But like we, we, we came up with our, did you like,

01:10:45.160 I thought I liked our music.

01:10:46.620 No, we could do, I have the set.

01:10:48.140 We could put it, I don't know if you can't put it in the podcast, but.

01:10:50.400 i wonder if we could put it out just on is there a video of us on is there any of that i don't

01:10:56.020 think there's a video of the whole thing i have it on like a there's a file but what would be

01:11:00.500 funny to put the podcast is the drops when it's like this ad is sponsored by better help

01:11:06.720 comes in we put a fast ad read in there or what would you say to someone who says

01:11:12.380 yeah yeah it was cool i would do it again too i would do it again and try to design it even better

01:11:17.940 What's our name again?

01:11:19.920 I think our name was Donkey Honkeys. 0.86

01:11:23.240 White.

01:11:25.060 Oh, the Honky Tonkeys. 1.00

01:11:27.380 Tonkin Honkeys. 1.00

01:11:28.220 The Tonkin Honkeys. 0.95

01:11:29.980 Shall ride again. 0.96

01:11:31.300 Yeah.

01:11:32.940 If you look out of your window here on the left, 0.56

01:11:34.980 you'll just see my ex-girlfriend.

01:11:39.500 Dude, did you see that RFK Jr.?

01:11:41.680 See if you can find this.

01:11:42.820 It's RFK Jr. and Trump agreeing that there may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism.

01:11:51.720 See if you can look that up.

01:11:52.760 Really?

01:11:53.240 Yeah.

01:11:54.560 Now, that's something I feel like we're wasting a lot of time on, speaking of.

01:11:58.380 We're wasting a lot of time.

01:11:59.900 Here you go. 0.59

01:12:02.140 RFK Jr. children who are circumcised. 0.56

01:12:04.520 There may be furries in the cockpit.

01:12:08.020 I'll tell you this.

01:12:10.200 And no shade Tommy Tuberville, man.

01:12:12.140 But it's a crazy thing to just happen upon.

01:12:15.320 RFK Jr., children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.

01:12:21.240 Trump, I've studied this a long time.

01:12:23.300 And then Trump says, I've studied this a long time.

01:12:26.540 And this is from Reddit, which makes it even more reliable.

01:12:34.340 Let's play this really quick.

01:12:35.720 there's also just there's many many other confirmation studies

01:12:41.800 one of there's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of

01:12:48.100 autism it's highly likely because they're given tylenol you know none of this is this positive 0.88

01:12:54.940 but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to but you know there's a tremendous

01:13:01.260 amount of proof

01:13:03.720 or evidence, I would say.

01:13:05.300 It's a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time ago.

01:13:07.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:11.680 First of all,

01:13:13.520 and yes, the term early circumcision. 1.00

01:13:18.240 When's the right time?

01:13:20.120 How early, dude?

01:13:21.380 I just got here.

01:13:24.400 I mean,

01:13:25.220 that's wild, dude.

01:13:26.460 But also, I could see this being a thing.

01:13:29.500 Well, first of all,

01:13:30.280 I want to look into, I don't think he's saying that circumcision causes it.

01:13:33.940 He's saying that Tylenol causes it.

01:13:35.720 Right.

01:13:36.480 But you shouldn't be doing anything that you need to take a Tylenol for, including circumcision.

01:13:40.860 Right.

01:13:41.280 I don't think out of the gate, maybe.

01:13:42.960 Yeah, why cut it off right then?

01:13:45.100 That's kind of crazy.

01:13:46.300 Do they do it right away?

01:13:47.820 When do they clip?

01:13:48.500 When do they give them the, um...

01:13:50.760 Dude, I've heard crazy stats about this.

01:13:52.880 Newborn babies are most often circumcised one to two days after birth, typically before

01:13:56.620 leaving the hospital. 1.00

01:13:58.040 That feels right.

01:13:58.560 why

01:14:00.760 well I've heard that it's

01:14:03.120 it's not you shouldn't do it

01:14:04.840 I've heard that straight up

01:14:06.400 have you really

01:14:06.880 I heard that takes away like 30% of your pleasure

01:14:09.340 although who needs 30% more pleasure

01:14:11.600 I can barely handle the pleasure I got

01:14:14.280 I'm about to say

01:14:15.040 and I've been handling it

01:14:16.280 but here's what I'm saying is

01:14:19.260 dude the fact that right when you're born

01:14:20.920 they just cut off part of your wiener 0.99

01:14:23.000 is fucking crazy 1.00

01:14:25.200 that's a get 0.99

01:14:25.800 think about that

01:14:27.220 why do they do it

01:14:28.380 let's start there but unless you bro the i mean people can't see the screen it was

01:14:36.240 your recent search was why are newborn babies ugly that was your recent search yes it was

01:14:43.640 well you did but what i'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because

01:14:48.920 it is a deeply rooted cultural religious or personal choice and performing it during the

01:14:54.660 newborn stage is simpler and heals faster than doing it later in life. Huh. What is a cultural

01:15:03.420 religious and cultural traditions? Many families follow specific faith traditions,

01:15:07.120 such as in Judaism or Islam, where the ritual is performed during infancy.

01:15:13.400 Is there a medical benefit to doing it? They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later

01:15:18.560 on if you don't, if you've got too much skin down there. Yes, there are medical benefits.

01:15:23.480 Major health organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who could be compromised, we don't know, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, who could be compromised, state that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks, the lower risk of UTIs in infancy.

01:15:41.160 Dude, you're not going to get those until you're in college anyway. 0.98

01:15:43.240 What are you even fucking talking about? 0.99

01:15:45.460 Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life. 0.99

01:15:50.780 An uncircumcised baby boy has about a 1 in 100 chance of getting a UTI,

01:15:54.100 while circumcised has about a 1 in 1,000 chance. 0.98

01:15:58.620 It just seems to me like they're saying if you have more penis, 0.99

01:16:01.660 you could have more problems. 1.00

01:16:02.880 More penis, more problems. 1.00

01:16:04.220 Let's get rid of some. 1.00

01:16:05.580 So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue.

01:16:08.300 Right. 0.99

01:16:08.880 They're saying more penis, more problems. 1.00

01:16:10.540 You're right, dude. 0.99

01:16:11.280 I think you're right.

01:16:12.220 But it's also, dude, what if it's the elite, right?

01:16:14.460 There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite

01:16:17.560 are just a cabal of pediophiles, right?

01:16:19.420 And so what I want to say to you is this, what if they have it chopped off because that's their little snack, that's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever.

01:16:26.920 I wouldn't approve of that.

01:16:27.780 I would think that's bad. 1.00

01:16:32.420 Yeah, freaking no shit. 0.99

01:16:36.140 Of course it's bad, dude. 0.99

01:16:38.380 But I'm just saying that's what it could be, you know.

01:16:41.120 I don't know.

01:16:41.680 You hear about all these elites, but where are they, man?

01:16:44.540 I've never seen them.

01:16:45.640 Of course not, dude.

01:16:47.240 Look at you and me.

01:16:48.120 You think we ever seen them?

01:16:49.420 I got no chance of even meeting one.

01:16:51.320 What do you mean?

01:16:51.980 You're friends with Will Compton?

01:16:53.000 Yeah.

01:16:53.460 He's at six degrees of Will Compton.

01:16:56.920 I'll just say this.

01:16:57.940 Most of the degrees go through a steak and shake.

01:17:00.280 I'll say that.

01:17:00.800 The only degrees of Will Compton.

01:17:03.580 No.

01:17:04.460 No significant.

01:17:05.420 Yeah, we're just joking.

01:17:06.220 No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol causes autism in children.

01:17:11.960 Was there any studies done about it?

01:17:14.340 Autism is getting a lot of attention.

01:17:15.980 Well, autism didn't really come on the scene until 2000, it seems like. Let me see. Oh, recently it has been shown that more than half of ASD cases, which is autism spectrum disorder cases, are a tribute to environmental factors.

01:17:32.880 A subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development followed by a regression in development.

01:17:39.120 Since children with regression in development did not initially manifest ASD features, they may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures.

01:17:48.420 So I guess they're saying that in the beginning it didn't seem like they had autism and then that autism developed.

01:17:56.600 Let me see.

01:17:57.400 In our own data, regression was featured in 38% of cases, and we were able to show an increased likelihood for ASD from acetaminophen use, which was higher in children with regression.

01:18:08.160 Prenatal and perinatal use of acetaminophen, also known as paracetamol, was linked to ASD in an ecological study.

01:18:16.700 And that's just one study.

01:18:18.140 This is by who?

01:18:18.780 Whose study is this?

01:18:20.900 National Library of Medicine.

01:18:22.260 That's where it's published, and it's Stephen T. Schultz.

01:18:27.400 acetaminophen use for fever and children associated with autism spectrum disorder

01:18:31.800 well first of all i'll say this something's causing it because it didn't used to have it

01:18:37.520 autism yeah we didn't have it or we didn't have it or people didn't know what it was i don't know

01:18:43.120 you knew i mean but if i like i always kind of thought of autism like um like i had someone

01:18:49.300 who was autistic growing up in my elementary school i thought it was more of like a which

01:18:53.440 I don't think is correct, but at the time I thought it was more of a social, a harder

01:18:59.160 time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing in the present, picking up social

01:19:04.620 cues.

01:19:05.100 Like if I'm looking at you right now, it's like too much is happening in my brain of

01:19:11.660 like your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continue

01:19:15.980 the conversation.

01:19:17.060 That's kind of how I always thought of it. 0.98

01:19:18.340 I didn't really, but I don't know shit about this, man. 0.93

01:19:21.940 I shouldn't be reading these studies. 0.97

01:19:23.440 Yeah, I mean, I just think it's just so crazy that they said that.

01:19:26.780 Bring it up, though.

01:19:27.380 Is there anything against that?

01:19:29.740 There's got to be information against that.

01:19:32.920 There have been studies reporting an association between acetaminophen exposure and later autism diagnosis,

01:19:38.680 most often studying use during pregnancy, not Tylenol given to children after birth.

01:19:43.820 For example, a small 2016 observational study reported an association between acetaminophen use for fever in toddlers and autism,

01:19:51.220 but its design

01:19:52.660 cannot show

01:19:53.300 that the medicine

01:19:53.880 caused autism

01:19:54.740 illness severity

01:19:55.580 genetics and other factors

01:19:56.740 may explain

01:19:57.480 an observed link

01:19:58.480 but isn't this

01:19:59.820 kind of just saying

01:20:00.420 like we're realizing

01:20:01.800 that when before

01:20:02.440 we cut their 0.99

01:20:02.920 foreskin off 1.00

01:20:03.920 like we would try 1.00

01:20:04.800 to give them some Tylenol

01:20:05.600 ease the pain

01:20:06.460 that might not have been

01:20:08.200 the right way

01:20:08.620 to ease the pain

01:20:09.240 or maybe

01:20:10.060 just cut it off

01:20:11.200 let them

01:20:12.040 let them face the facts

01:20:13.500 life's tough

01:20:14.400 like grow up dude

01:20:16.160 yeah

01:20:16.580 this is what you

01:20:17.640 just signed up for

01:20:18.500 welcome to the world

01:20:19.340 yeah welcome to the world

01:20:20.400 and out of the gate, they're taking 10% of your wiener, dude.

01:20:22.980 Yeah.

01:20:23.320 Okay?

01:20:24.060 You're not going to like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with

01:20:27.700 later in life, brother.

01:20:29.600 Oh, dude.

01:20:30.540 Yeah.

01:20:30.960 Yeah, but I just wonder also, I do wonder if it's the elite, like, send me a basket

01:20:34.860 of baby wiener.

01:20:38.720 Would you eat it?

01:20:39.600 You think if you were like...

01:20:40.780 I already said my opinion, man.

01:20:42.920 I'm out.

01:20:44.860 It's like the voice, but for like people that would eat baby wiener or whatever.

01:20:48.560 they hit the button

01:20:50.600 they turn around

01:20:51.160 it's just like 1.00

01:20:52.680 fuck 1.00

01:20:53.000 this is a voice 1.00

01:20:56.900 it's like 0.90

01:20:57.360 a pedophile version 0.72

01:20:59.180 it's like

01:20:59.620 guy turns around

01:21:00.620 he's like 1.00

01:21:00.980 oh shit 1.00

01:21:01.440 it's baby wiener 1.00

01:21:02.240 turns back around

01:21:03.620 seen this before

01:21:04.540 yeah

01:21:05.100 hey call me

01:21:05.940 when they're 11

01:21:06.640 there's a mass singer

01:21:07.840 he takes a thing 0.99

01:21:12.520 I was fucking 1.00

01:21:13.120 baby wiener 1.00

01:21:13.940 oh shit 1.00

01:21:15.400 it's baby wiener 0.99

01:21:16.500 and dude 0.93

01:21:17.380 A baby wiener is often a nickname for somebody in the South, I think, that is mentally handicapped or whatever it used to be. 0.91

01:21:23.480 Oh, that's an old baby wiener. 0.91

01:21:24.900 I'm glad things have changed.

01:21:27.900 See, people want to pick the bad sides of what's going on, but, like, there is progress.

01:21:31.580 You're right, man.

01:21:32.080 There's a lot of progress out there, dude.

01:21:33.340 I didn't think about that.

01:21:33.780 What is it?

01:21:37.560 Dude, let's talk about, oh, you guys are going, I saw in Glennie posted something that he's going to Europe.

01:21:44.860 You guys are going to Europe?

01:21:45.420 Oh, yeah.

01:21:45.980 So our producer is getting married in Florence, Italy, or around that area, Tuscany.

01:21:51.480 What's your producer's name again?

01:21:52.400 Kelsey.

01:21:52.820 Kelsey.

01:21:53.680 She's great. 0.71

01:21:54.480 Yep.

01:21:54.660 She's been with us for forever, and she's getting married.

01:21:57.560 And so we're all going out there, the whole squad.

01:21:59.640 I'm leaving Sunday.

01:22:00.620 In Tuscany?

01:22:01.600 We're going to Tuscany.

01:22:02.420 And then Glenn.

01:22:03.580 So basically, we have a week off from work, basically.

01:22:06.000 And so the majority of the week is going to be taken by the wedding activities.

01:22:09.820 It's like three days of wedding activities.

01:22:11.760 Essentially, it ends on like Thursday.

01:22:13.620 and I kind of told everybody

01:22:15.620 outside of Kelsey

01:22:16.880 who's going to go on honeymoon

01:22:17.600 like

01:22:17.880 you take off

01:22:19.680 for the rest of the week

01:22:20.320 but just come back

01:22:21.080 and like let's be ready

01:22:21.940 just in case we have to

01:22:22.820 shoot something

01:22:23.280 the following week 0.81

01:22:23.960 take the weekend

01:22:25.020 and enjoy

01:22:26.420 or come back

01:22:26.940 but Glenny is like

01:22:28.860 thinking about it

01:22:30.240 through the lens of

01:22:31.020 I can go

01:22:32.040 I'm already in Europe

01:22:34.100 so I can go anywhere

01:22:35.320 in the world

01:22:36.100 for these two days now

01:22:37.480 because I'm already

01:22:38.620 halfway there

01:22:39.660 you know

01:22:40.400 and I think everyone else

01:22:42.140 is like kind of going to Rome

01:22:43.480 Yeah.

01:22:43.660 Because, like, down the street, it's a good place for a weekend.

01:22:46.200 Glennie's thinking about doing, from his video, I saw the same video I think you're referencing.

01:22:50.160 Can you bring it up?

01:22:51.380 I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day and then flying to Munich for another day.

01:22:58.120 Solo.

01:23:00.280 I've never been to mainland Europe, and I'm going for the first time next week alone solo.

01:23:04.800 I figured this would be a great place to use the power of social media to get some good recommendations, suggestions on where to go.

01:23:09.040 My best friend slash producer is getting married on Wednesday in Tuscany, first time going to Italy.

01:23:13.160 Very excited about that.

01:23:14.200 But then after that, on Thursday, October 1st, I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe.

01:23:17.740 Once again, I will be solo because I was not given a plus one.

01:23:20.080 So where should I go solo?

01:23:20.980 So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey.

01:23:23.500 Number one, a city with a great, friendly bar culture.

01:23:25.900 I'm kind of trying to get my Bourdain on, you know.

01:23:27.700 Go hang out at some bars.

01:23:28.640 Meet some cool people.

01:23:29.340 That's where we meet cool people at bars.

01:23:30.760 Talk to some fun, nice bartenders. 0.97

01:23:32.100 Ask them where to go. 0.98

01:23:33.040 Get some suggestions.

01:23:34.140 Yeah, dude, stay where you are would be my goal.

01:23:37.240 Traveling anywhere else is going to be a nightmare.

01:23:39.780 Traveling, this is one thing I learned about traveling abroad.

01:23:42.760 You try to do too many places, and it ruins it because you spend all your time traveling.

01:23:47.360 Yeah, and you have to adjust to the time and stuff.

01:23:49.300 I think being in a plane is a bigger issue. 1.00

01:23:51.580 I think that's going to be the next autism. 1.00

01:23:53.700 You think? 0.99

01:23:54.260 Yeah, plane travel.

01:23:55.700 Why?

01:23:56.020 Because of the furries?

01:23:57.400 No.

01:23:58.580 Is that why?

01:23:59.980 No, because, dude, I think that—

01:24:01.840 Are you scared that some of the pilots and passengers and staff of your airplane might be dressing up like animals?

01:24:10.080 I think it's dangerous to our flight

01:24:11.860 what they're doing when they're not on our flight. 1.00

01:24:13.680 Oh, fuck you. 1.00

01:24:14.760 But I think that's... 1.00

01:24:15.720 Every now and then you'll see one

01:24:16.640 who has a little bit of hoof hair

01:24:17.920 sticking out of their pant leg or whatever.

01:24:20.120 You're like, I know.

01:24:21.100 The shirt's on backwards.

01:24:22.460 Yeah, or they accidentally left their bell around their neck.

01:24:25.500 Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles 0.97

01:24:27.300 unless you want one of my little zebra-clad buddies 0.80

01:24:29.820 biting it off. 0.99

01:24:32.020 That's the craziest one.

01:24:34.420 No, I do think, though, seriously,

01:24:36.000 I think that they're going to come out

01:24:37.200 in like 10 years from now

01:24:39.220 and be like it's actually turns out it was really bad to be flying to the sky like that oh for us

01:24:45.300 our bodies yeah right it's like turns out we're not supposed to be doing that that's why i've

01:24:49.200 never understood like the goal of like elon musk or like jeff bezos to like go to another like this

01:24:56.520 planet just might not work we got to go to another planet i was like it seems counterintuitive that

01:25:01.360 we would do well there oh i agree but they don't want us to be there right they want to be there

01:25:06.900 with a couple of buddies how do we get in with the elites not to because we want to be one of 0.88

01:25:11.260 them but we got to go on a fact-finding mission you got to order a batch of that freaking baby

01:25:16.040 calamari i think so what if you were anti anti uh eating baby calamari right you you don't believe

01:25:23.840 in that but you think you could help the world by infiltrating the elites and seeing what they're

01:25:30.100 what's going on there and reporting back but in order to get in to gain their trust you got to

01:25:35.360 eat two like an amuse bouche and they watch you eat it ah dude i don't know if i could have 0.63

01:25:44.080 uh circumcision meat or whatever i don't think i could have it i don't want i don't want any of it 0.88

01:25:50.820 i don't want any of it i know but if it was gonna help the world if it was gonna help the world and 0.88

01:25:56.140 listen it's already cut it's not like you're gonna make a new baby get cut okay this baby's already

01:26:02.840 been cut the meats there one's deep fried one sauteed oh and you can help the world just by

01:26:09.400 eating both do you get to use a sauce spicy aioli 1.00

01:26:13.720 fuck bro the upsell on this shit bro it's popping let me think fuck can i wear like 1.00

01:26:24.620 can i wear a blindfold while i eat it yeah okay i'll have yeah fuck dude to help the world man 1.00

01:26:32.840 how much is it going to help? 0.99

01:26:34.920 Because this thing needs a lot of help.

01:26:36.720 All the help. 1.00

01:26:37.520 See, people don't know that you're serious about that shit, but... 0.98

01:26:39.620 Oh, dude, yeah, I do want to help the world. 1.00

01:26:41.220 You eat it.

01:26:41.620 Oh, I'd have a...

01:26:42.360 Yeah, I mean, I'd definitely have it.

01:26:44.140 I'm not having it before bed.

01:26:45.680 That's insane.

01:26:47.460 No, it's too far.

01:26:48.280 It's a lunch meal.

01:26:49.720 It's something right...

01:26:50.660 Yeah, right after...

01:26:51.320 Maybe right after lunch, I'll have it.

01:26:54.960 Oh, dude, I did...

01:26:56.120 I think I read somewhere that you just got a new...

01:27:00.380 I know you're not living in the senior place anymore.

01:27:03.160 Yeah.

01:27:03.480 That you got a new place with some property out there in Florida.

01:27:07.060 I bought a house.

01:27:07.920 Yeah.

01:27:08.300 I bought a house in Florida.

01:27:09.040 You guys going to get some animals or whatever?

01:27:10.780 No.

01:27:11.380 No.

01:27:11.980 I travel too much to even have a dog.

01:27:13.480 I would have a dog.

01:27:14.680 No other animals.

01:27:15.440 We have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house.

01:27:18.300 Somebody says you guys got a little bit of property out there,

01:27:20.020 a little bit of land and put some animals on.

01:27:21.660 I don't think so because I didn't send you my new address.

01:27:23.760 I know you don't know because I know what you can do with my address.

01:27:26.360 i've gate kept my address from you for so i know you don't know where i live i know that you're

01:27:32.220 making stuff up to fish information out of me because i don't have a property so right now

01:27:37.180 you're on a fact-finding mission because you know what i'm doing when i get it i know exactly what

01:27:42.780 you're doing you're getting a box of new shirts dude and new to you i'm sorry i gave i gave you

01:27:50.100 hard time about that last time i should also say you do send a christmas fruit platter oh to back

01:27:58.040 to you didn't send it last year because you didn't have my address the prior two years christmas fruit

01:28:02.220 platter pears and apples so that's the risk you take if you give the address you do get the

01:28:06.580 christmas platter but you also get whatever else we don't need over here there's a lot of

01:28:13.120 open boxes downstairs i saw hey man yeah i saw you got some property i thought you're gonna get

01:28:20.060 animals. I didn't, man. Okay.

01:28:23.040 Okay, dude.

01:28:23.960 Sorry. Well, I just didn't. Okay.

01:28:27.960 What is that, Tuberville? 0.98

01:28:30.300 Damn, is that somebody in 3A? 0.99

01:28:34.620 Dude, that's got to be the worst 0.99

01:28:36.200 when you ask the flight attendant.

01:28:37.920 You're like, can I get a Diet Pepsi? And they accidentally

01:28:39.800 use their code language from their furry meetup.

01:28:42.400 And they're like...

01:28:44.160 And they're like, I mean, yes.

01:28:47.460 You're like

01:28:47.980 busted. I do believe it about flight attendants.

01:28:50.060 Let's be honest

01:28:51.080 Well I think this is why

01:28:52.880 Because they only have one night in a city

01:28:54.960 Here's what's interesting

01:28:55.940 When you have that one night in a city here or there

01:28:58.200 You start to delve into communities

01:29:00.240 That are doing something interesting at night

01:29:02.540 Yeah

01:29:03.140 And that's where you find stuff like furries

01:29:05.580 People that are doing

01:29:06.700 There's like that group of people

01:29:07.800 Like those blasters or whatever 1.00

01:29:10.560 It's people that get those colonics all the time 1.00

01:29:12.320 They get them like 40 times a year or whatever 0.92

01:29:14.140 Whatever that is

01:29:15.540 Blasters club or whatever

01:29:16.860 Have you ever done that?

01:29:18.840 No I've never done it

01:29:20.060 You done it?

01:29:21.160 No, but, like, you're supposed to do it once.

01:29:25.900 According to who, dude?

01:29:27.120 Tuberville?

01:29:28.380 Dude, you're supposed to blast at least when you turn, like, 40, you're supposed to blast.

01:29:32.240 According to who, dude, nobody can—what's real information anymore?

01:29:36.380 They just said that if you cut—Trump and RFK said if you take the tip of your wiener off,

01:29:41.340 and Trump said he knew about it.

01:29:42.680 He'd done the research.

01:29:43.540 Well, he's been studying it for a long time.

01:29:45.480 That's why it's crazy.

01:29:47.480 I don't know what's going on anymore.

01:29:49.260 Oh, dude, speaking of animals, I saw that crab in Florida.

01:29:51.640 Bring that crab up.

01:29:52.340 You see that crab with that shank on him?

01:29:53.560 No.

01:29:54.060 You didn't see this? 0.97

01:29:55.140 He had a shank on him for real. 0.95

01:29:56.680 Bro, this is in your state, Florida, you gooner. 1.00

01:30:00.000 Look at this MF-er. 1.00

01:30:01.760 A crab with a freaking shank. 1.00

01:30:04.500 Dude, are you kidding me right now? 0.99

01:30:10.300 Look at that fist. 0.99

01:30:12.140 Summer, where the heck did you find a crab with a freaking shank? 0.99

01:30:18.660 Dude, what the hell? 1.00

01:30:22.420 If you can't see this, this is a crab that has a real fucking blade that is somehow embedded into it 1.00

01:30:29.920 because they merged in the ocean or whatever because of whatever. 0.99

01:30:34.420 I mean, that's fucking crazy. 1.00

01:30:35.960 Caleb, this is the kind of shit that we're talking about these days. 1.00

01:30:39.220 You're the one who's in denial. 1.00

01:30:40.580 You're like, everything's great.

01:30:41.940 Everything's fun.

01:30:42.840 We're living on the moon or whatever. 0.99

01:30:45.000 Meanwhile, they're chopping the freaking body calamari off these kiddos. 0.98

01:30:48.660 you know? And guess who's doing it? And they're probably using it for feed at some of these 0.98

01:30:55.800 effing furry conferences. I take a Tylenol too. Oh dude, give the baby a Tylenol. Give him fucking

01:31:01.700 10 Tylenols. I'm starting to think that people have autism are the lucky ones. Yeah. Is that 1.00

01:31:07.880 crazy to say that? Expound. Why do you think that? Just because man, and maybe they're, maybe we're

01:31:14.760 all going to end up with autism and i really mean this maybe we all because i've said years ago that

01:31:19.020 well i'll go down a quick little rabbit hole that's not even deep but it's wide

01:31:23.460 a lot of the businesses the reason one of the reasons why we're in the place we're in right now

01:31:31.100 as a society um is because a lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses who

01:31:37.680 are forwarding technology and moving it into the future have autism right and i've met almost all

01:31:43.620 that might think are at least 40% or 10, 15%.

01:31:46.080 I don't even know.

01:31:46.740 I've met some of these people.

01:31:47.980 They have autism.

01:31:49.120 They don't understand an emotional edge of things.

01:31:52.040 They don't understand it.

01:31:53.400 So, of course, the businesses they create,

01:31:55.880 they're not factoring a lot of human emotion into it.

01:31:59.300 They're factoring maybe some understanding

01:32:00.920 that they have of human emotion,

01:32:02.580 but it's not like a true emotional one.

01:32:05.840 And maybe human emotion is going to be something

01:32:08.240 that's going to be like that we will...

01:32:13.620 and like evolve out of because maybe in we all become maybe autism becomes something that we

01:32:20.820 all need to survive in a new existence that where if you have emotion it would only cause you pain

01:32:30.620 does that make any sense to you yes i do think it makes sense and i don't think it's like

01:32:35.200 impossible i think that would be like super far away i think like it gets really scary if you get

01:32:40.800 like online too much you start thinking about it but you can still just not be i just all the time

01:32:46.300 like i'll be on my phone too much and you start feeling bad especially uh there's the platform x

01:32:53.300 to me is like it's immediate like bad feeling it gives me bad feelings and i can tell and i'll get

01:32:59.540 on there because i had to post something for sunday conversation or from just like bored or

01:33:03.100 whatever and then you go on there at the beginning you're like this is sick i like it and then you're

01:33:06.600 on there for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad yeah and then you can feel bad that

01:33:11.340 can ruin a full day i've had it ruin like a full three days for me where you just feel kind of

01:33:16.380 you feel like you're living in that world you described where it's like you feel like oh this

01:33:21.760 is the future and it doesn't feel good and i don't like it and this is where we're heading obviously

01:33:25.860 but then you can also have the same exact opposite effect where if you're off your phone

01:33:29.840 and you go do like some of the stuff we've been able to do like where you're just like hanging

01:33:33.480 hanging out and just truly having like a cool human experience and you feel totally back and

01:33:39.740 you're like oh wow I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well yeah so I think that's

01:33:44.860 probably really far away and I think that we still if anything while it's available we should

01:33:51.140 take advantage of it because it's still 100% available to have real human connection not be

01:33:56.700 a part of this scary future which could happen it could not but it could but like right now it is

01:34:01.820 a hundred percent still available to be like a real living human with real human uh experiences

01:34:09.140 praise god bro and you forget i mean i forget all the time because it is so easy because that's

01:34:14.820 right when you're on there yeah you're right dude you're right and i do love being human

01:34:19.340 it's that's the best it feels so hard to access but then whenever you do do it or have one of

01:34:24.320 those cool experiences you're like that was i didn't even take any effort yeah i just had to

01:34:28.620 like kind of show up and be here and it kind of just happened to me naturally oh yeah it's almost

01:34:32.380 like i'm a human yeah it's almost like i am one yeah yeah i just yeah i guess i was just thinking

01:34:38.820 like how will the future because i start to wonder how do we like what happens if like feeling starts

01:34:44.780 to morph out you know we start to evolve past feeling because that's what that you know that's

01:34:51.320 where things go i don't know it's just interesting to think about like one day a smile will be like

01:34:55.140 in a museum

01:34:55.760 and like the aliens

01:34:56.640 will come and be like

01:34:57.240 this was something

01:34:58.060 their mouths curled 0.60

01:35:00.500 if they

01:35:01.040 the Mona Lisa

01:35:02.260 if they felt something

01:35:03.820 their mouths curled

01:35:05.400 you're like what

01:35:06.540 like their mouths

01:35:07.380 where are you from

01:35:09.020 their mouths curled

01:35:10.200 you know

01:35:11.460 why is an alien from

01:35:13.100 France 0.99

01:35:14.260 their mouths curled

01:35:16.640 you know

01:35:17.280 and you get on the airplane

01:35:19.400 and the pilot's just like

01:35:20.880 we're 10,000

01:35:24.060 marbles over Albuquerque

01:35:26.760 right now

01:35:27.500 yeah I just heard that you were getting some pets

01:35:32.460 so

01:35:33.020 on your new property

01:35:36.140 and I was going to get you a special organic 0.89

01:35:38.520 food for your pets I was going to get a center over there

01:35:40.640 no pets for me 0.94

01:35:41.880 nowhere to put them

01:35:43.980 what would you get bro the pet you're going to get man

01:35:48.480 because dude state times do get weird

01:35:50.580 right

01:35:50.820 yeah and because a lot of the grocery stores will be empty quick right right i mean trump just got

01:35:57.140 that last shipment of meat that they don't even know what it is it was from brazil we rescued it

01:36:00.900 off of a boat and we got it immediately into our stores right because there's a beef shortage right

01:36:05.420 so people but that people have already eaten the bad meat the dirty meat or whatever maybe had a 0.98

01:36:10.800 little bit of calamari in it who knows right maybe a fucking little bit of uh nick you scissor work 0.92

01:36:17.120 who knows what it had in it but uh but what's that meat that you eat you because the laws will 0.94

01:36:23.340 be over the laws will be over protecting right certain meats right or zoo meats as i call them

01:36:30.460 right okay so you really can you can really eat the one you want right and the elite are eating 0.99

01:36:36.160 this shit people are like you don't think the fucking elite are eating tiger meat like we're 1.00

01:36:41.700 out of our mind like why would you not right they're eating tiger they're eating human they're 1.00

01:36:46.300 eating fucking um they're dipping baby uh wiener top and uh um probably you know a ketchup or a 0.98

01:36:54.880 nice ranch dude i heard they're not even like using as a full course like they're literally 0.99

01:36:58.900 just using as like a little seasoning oh it's like they have they just think that it just

01:37:03.260 they think it's going to last forever on unlimited supply or they don't even care that they use it

01:37:09.680 all and we don't even ever trickle down to us yeah i will say this trickle down economics and 0.98

01:37:15.240 Reagan fucked us with that. 0.91

01:37:16.340 He said there'd be trickle-down economics 1.00

01:37:17.640 that some of that baby ween would roll off the table

01:37:20.440 and we'd get a little bit of it.

01:37:23.000 But that was an effing lie, Ronald.

01:37:25.900 Or his wife, who's still alive, I think.

01:37:28.520 Really?

01:37:28.920 Yeah.

01:37:29.220 But what do you eat, bro?

01:37:30.560 Because the zoo, suddenly the zoo 0.99

01:37:32.140 is the fucking last grocery store. 0.99

01:37:34.140 People don't want to look at it like that. 0.99

01:37:35.760 When the S hits the F, bro, 1.00

01:37:39.000 the, you know, when the shit hits the fan 1.00

01:37:42.380 or when the Nick Shirley hits the Somalians, 0.99

01:37:44.400 whatever euphemism you like to use right when the when the when the grocery store ends when 0.97

01:37:51.340 the fuse box blows for the last time the zoo is the last fucking grocery store it's the whole 0.97

01:37:58.160 foods for the elite what are you having in there your dog your personal home pet oh that'd be so 0.99

01:38:07.060 savage huh

01:38:08.040 just as a joke

01:38:09.780 little prank

01:38:10.400 oh thanks

01:38:12.640 oh you know

01:38:13.620 what I would have

01:38:14.160 first I've thought

01:38:14.900 about this a lot

01:38:15.600 obviously

01:38:16.000 I'm going parrot

01:38:17.380 wings right

01:38:18.140 because I've had

01:38:19.120 owl get you a 1.00

01:38:20.260 fucking 40 pack 1.00

01:38:21.200 what are the 1.00

01:38:22.080 parrot wings

01:38:23.020 all flats

01:38:23.640 that's what I'm

01:38:24.060 doing I want 0.52

01:38:24.840 parrot wings

01:38:25.560 and maybe like

01:38:27.100 a like that

01:38:29.160 spicy maybe

01:38:30.000 spicy lime sauce

01:38:31.160 but they serve

01:38:31.920 some of the stuff

01:38:32.360 in Baton Rouge

01:38:33.340 I think I was

01:38:34.760 there with you

01:38:35.180 we were at that

01:38:35.660 Mike Anderson's

01:38:36.360 in Baton Rouge

01:38:36.740 there's a kangaroo in there and they were served a live kangaroo yeah in the bar remember that a lot

01:38:42.720 a live i have photos of that i can send the producer yeah there's a live kangaroo in mike

01:38:48.820 anderson's it was a fundraiser it was like hop on down for this whatever it's supposed to be easter 0.97

01:38:52.480 but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever so they had a fucking big ass kangaroo in there 0.99

01:38:56.060 one of them lafayette bunnies bro you know what i'm saying one of them fucking swamp rabbits bro 1.00

01:39:01.940 Yeah, they had that bitch in there, dude. 1.00

01:39:05.220 Bro, I hate to do this because I know we're probably close to be done, 1.00

01:39:07.960 but I have to pee.

01:39:09.000 You don't mind?

01:39:09.900 No.

01:39:12.380 You remember when you had my chili?

01:39:14.580 Oh, God, dude.

01:39:16.580 It's 4 a.m., right?

01:39:18.180 I go to Caleb's.

01:39:20.180 He's living in a house that's since burned down, too, didn't it?

01:39:25.280 No, the owner passed away.

01:39:26.840 Yes.

01:39:27.200 Sorry. 0.89

01:39:27.440 um anyway i go there and kayla was like before bed why don't you have a little okay why don't

01:39:34.460 you have a little bit of chili and i'm like okay sure dude this guy takes chili it was half chili 0.98

01:39:39.400 and then half of the bowl was hot sauce bro dude it was fucking you didn't did you did i make you 0.98

01:39:46.160 have the hot sauce with it no but you like you gave me some uh and that was a lot and you just 0.99

01:39:51.280 you like fucking yours was almost like if you broke the glass on like one of those like 0.98

01:39:56.220 break for emergency and you cracked into there and it was just hot sauce in there you just poured 0.99

01:40:00.880 it into something i think like looking back on it i was proud of my chili but i think looking back

01:40:05.400 on it i think i might have something wrong with my stomach oh dude i'm sure you had an ulcer or

01:40:09.860 something i think i had like maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach and then i just had a

01:40:14.700 strong desire for hot sauce all the time on everything like i needed that acid to be in my

01:40:20.240 stomach it was the most hot sauce dude and i remember praying before i went to sleep then i

01:40:24.120 I was like, God, I hope that guy's okay because, you know, we're new friends or whatever. 0.93

01:40:28.080 And I just had never seen anybody just fucking mainline hot sauce like that. 0.88

01:40:34.300 It was an exorbitant amount, dude. 0.97

01:40:36.000 It was like seven ounces.

01:40:38.740 I do look back on it like, I can't do that anymore.

01:40:41.040 It's bad.

01:40:41.680 It would hurt my stomach now.

01:40:42.800 But, dude, at the time, I'm not kidding.

01:40:44.300 And I did get stomach surgery after this.

01:40:46.300 Did you?

01:40:48.040 No, I went to the hospital for something else.

01:40:49.620 bro no reporting is reliable anymore not even us reporting on ourselves dude dude i made the

01:41:00.500 worst decision i got i was here in nashville i'm living just right kind of like west of downtown

01:41:06.400 right by the hospital so in nashville there's uh the saint ascension hospital and then there's

01:41:12.100 vanderbilt which is like very famous hospital obviously vanderbilt and i had this thing that

01:41:18.580 was going on where i couldn't swallow and like it was getting worse all day eventually i was like

01:41:21.920 i gotta go to the emergency room because i literally can't swallow and i called an uber

01:41:25.920 and i was trying i was kind of freaking out like i'm stressed i was like this is getting scary a

01:41:30.640 little bit and so i was deciding between vanderbilt which is probably i'm making this up as well but

01:41:36.440 probably the one of the top hospitals in the country or like the local nashville hospital

01:41:43.000 which was still good yeah but they were also doing tiktoks out front of the low out front of the

01:41:47.120 local ones to raise money.

01:41:49.020 They were promoting it. You don't think you're going to see a lot of promotion

01:41:51.380 for hospital.

01:41:53.640 It was like, come on down

01:41:55.220 to the hospital, bro.

01:41:57.940 Oh, how you feeling?

01:41:59.120 Not good? We could help.

01:42:01.760 There was a seven-minute drive

01:42:03.060 to Vanderbilt. It was five minutes to

01:42:04.900 St. Ascension, and I was like, I'm going to St.

01:42:07.020 Ascension. And bro, I was there on an

01:42:08.900 intubator for four days.

01:42:10.340 Yeah, I remember that, bro. Because they called me

01:42:12.860 like, do you think you should stay alive or not?

01:42:15.460 Are we pulling the pipeline

01:42:16.760 or what they're like welcome to that new game show pulling the pipeline okay brought to you by

01:42:22.680 united health care we don't give a fuck about people we insure shout out to st incision they

01:42:28.360 did a good job i'm alive and i'm thankful for them it was just maybe questionable decision by 0.85

01:42:32.260 me yeah dude but it is crazy to go to an allegedly not better hospital just because two minutes two

01:42:38.800 minutes less driving but i feel that i feel that a lot man it's like you don't want to travel far

01:42:43.400 dude um dude the way that they used to do science was crazy man you were talking about food stuff

01:42:49.140 that you eat can you there was a video i put on our um on our clip sheet of this guy who was

01:42:54.940 talking about somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach and it had left a hole in his stomach

01:43:01.740 this guy in 1822 a guy was accidentally shot in the stomach and his doctor figured he'd die

01:43:10.400 But he didn't.

01:43:11.360 And what happens next?

01:43:12.720 You're not going to believe.

01:43:14.520 You're not going to believe it.

01:43:16.060 When his wound healed, it left something almost unbelievable.

01:43:19.420 A permanent opening directly to his stomach.

01:43:22.240 And the man was Alexis St. Martin.

01:43:24.740 He was a 19-year-old French-Canadian Voyager.

01:43:28.620 And his doctor was William Monk.

01:43:29.240 Okay, hold on, hold on.

01:43:30.780 French-Canadian Voyager.

01:43:32.360 We all know what that means, okay?

01:43:35.340 So somebody that was out there, you know,

01:43:37.840 Just looking for some male-on-male body crime at the time.

01:43:42.620 But back it up.

01:43:43.300 Okay, keep going.

01:43:44.680 And the man was Alexis St. Martin.

01:43:47.000 He was a 19-year-old French-Canadian voyager.

01:43:50.880 And his doctor was William Beaumont.

01:43:52.980 Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person.

01:43:56.920 Oh, but he did more than that.

01:43:58.320 He did something that sounds made up.

01:44:00.440 He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach.

01:44:05.080 and then he'd pull it out and see how much had been digested and he didn't do this just one or

01:44:09.960 two times he did it over 200 times and his work helped establish that digestion was largely a

01:44:17.160 chemical process and it became foundational to study of the stomach but there's another side of

01:44:22.920 this story faint martin repeatedly left beaumont and today historians raise serious questions on

01:44:29.000 how this experiment was conducted.

01:44:33.220 That was it?

01:44:34.460 Yeah.

01:44:35.360 I love this guy.

01:44:37.360 Get his name real quick

01:44:38.340 so I know who he is.

01:44:39.600 Oh, Sean Reed.

01:44:40.840 He started,

01:44:41.680 he had videos about

01:44:42.680 Little House on the Prairie

01:44:43.680 when they,

01:44:44.200 just like he goes through

01:44:44.980 like historical kind of like,

01:44:47.460 he was talking about

01:44:48.260 the history of those books

01:44:49.300 and their actuality

01:44:51.520 of the authors in America.

01:44:54.280 But then he has like crazy facts

01:44:56.000 like this and stuff.

01:44:56.800 Is this a true story?

01:44:57.960 Yeah.

01:44:59.000 And I'm just going to say, before I even go through this,

01:45:14.900 this definitely could also be two guys at the time who had fallen in love

01:45:19.740 and had to make up a reason why they were around each other.

01:45:22.120 That's how crazy it was to be a French-Canadian voyager.

01:45:26.680 French-Canadian at the time. 0.92

01:45:28.000 Okay, or Canadian in general.

01:45:30.560 If you were down here being Canadian, you know what I'm saying, 0.57

01:45:33.520 you had to have a good reason, brother. 1.00

01:45:37.200 Let me see.

01:45:38.020 St. Martin was shot in a near-fatal accident in 1822.

01:45:40.460 His wound did not heal fully, leaving an opening into his stomach.

01:45:43.760 Studies of St. Martin's stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology.

01:45:48.400 He was accidentally shot by a musket fire from close range at the fur trading post

01:45:53.080 on Mackinac Island.

01:45:56.180 The musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting to his stomach to the outside of his body.

01:46:03.440 Huh.

01:46:04.580 William Beaumont, a U.S. Army surgeon stationed at a nearby Army post, treated the wound.

01:46:09.160 Although St. Martin was a healthy young man, he was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound, which included a perforated stomach.

01:46:15.880 For 17 days following the injury, all food he ate reemerged from the stomach opening.

01:46:21.240 So we ate this food and it then came out of the opening, requiring nutritious injections per anum.

01:46:29.720 And we know what that is, brother.

01:46:32.320 Okay.

01:46:33.460 Bro, and that's kind of like when you start at the finish line.

01:46:36.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:46:36.840 That's a crazy attitude.

01:46:38.680 Until a tent of lint, a plug of rolled lint secured by adhesive straps could be used to retain gastric contents.

01:46:46.000 At this point, food began to stay in St. Martin's stomach, and bowel function gradually returned.

01:46:52.560 When the wound healed, the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin,

01:46:57.460 creating a permanent gastric fistula.

01:47:01.360 While accompanied by St. Martin, Beaumont conducted his first official experiment.

01:47:04.920 He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a St. Martin's stomach

01:47:08.140 and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion.

01:47:11.880 This was the first in a series of 238 experiments.

01:47:15.040 which assisted digestive processes

01:47:19.440 under a variety of conditions,

01:47:20.540 including fasting, exercise,

01:47:22.020 and different emotional states.

01:47:23.180 Huh.

01:47:24.240 Kind of interesting.

01:47:25.100 Think about that.

01:47:25.760 He's like, I'm lowering a carrot in there, you know?

01:47:27.740 And you're like, that ain't a carrot. 1.00

01:47:31.800 You just have a little piece of fucking, 1.00

01:47:34.000 you have a little granola tied to some floss. 1.00

01:47:36.460 He's like, it's coming in.

01:47:39.520 You make that airplane sound like you do with a kid,

01:47:42.200 like, gonna land. 1.00

01:47:45.040 and then you just lower a fucking 0.99

01:47:48.540 little bit of broccoli in there 0.99

01:47:50.280 oh I bet he did

01:47:53.860 you gotta

01:47:55.220 if you're a guy it's late you've been drinking

01:47:57.580 wow

01:47:58.300 man

01:48:00.740 so that was just a freak nature they have an image

01:48:03.600 of it here online

01:48:04.460 a reconstruction of the torso of Alexis St. Martin

01:48:07.980 that's wild

01:48:09.940 that they could look in there and see 0.99

01:48:11.620 his stomach working that's fucking crazy 0.98

01:48:13.760 and meanwhile we all have to go to body worlds that experiment thing that came around on tour 0.98

01:48:18.980 or whatever which one remember when they cut open like half of freaking people and they'd have them 0.91

01:48:23.080 like the like in all the museums that shit was awesome um even though they did later find out 0.96

01:48:29.060 that a lot of those people were chinese people that they had sliced the bodies in half really 0.96

01:48:33.940 that they'd use real human bodies that's crazy huh was it really yeah they use like plastinization 0.82

01:48:38.940 but it had been like people that were taken like uh find out what that is just so i know it um

01:48:45.160 but anyway what were we talking about uh i can never remember uh what was the expose a german

01:48:53.600 magazine dare spiegel revealed that uh chinese lab possessed corpses of chinese citizens at least

01:49:01.100 two of which had bullet holes in their skulls suggesting execution the lab was notably located

01:49:06.260 near three prison camps no way yes no that was part of the rumor that um uh serious ethical

01:49:14.460 investigations have heavily historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced chinese

01:49:19.280 bodies heavily entangling body works that's what it was called body works creator and spinning off

01:49:24.880 of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from chinese prisoners um so yeah

01:49:31.120 But it was alleged that some of these were Dr. Gunther von Hagen's, the German anatomist.

01:49:40.320 That took a dark turn.

01:49:41.940 Yeah, it did, man.

01:49:44.040 Just like your large intestine, brother.

01:49:46.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:49:48.400 Anyway, just kind of interesting stuff right there.

01:49:51.200 And that's Sean Reid.

01:49:52.180 He's got a fun channel to watch.

01:49:53.380 He's got a great voice, great narrator.

01:49:55.620 He's kind of the, yeah.

01:49:58.360 Say it.

01:49:58.780 I was going to say,

01:50:00.660 it's sort of like he's like the Mike Rowe

01:50:02.200 of American lore and folklore.

01:50:07.160 That's good.

01:50:07.520 That's actually pretty good.

01:50:08.340 Dude, Mike Rowe also, the man.

01:50:09.740 Oh, the man.

01:50:11.380 Who do you have in your top three

01:50:13.140 the man rankings right now,

01:50:15.280 current, updated,

01:50:17.540 and have to be alive?

01:50:21.820 I'm going to go

01:50:22.720 Mike Tyson.

01:50:27.000 Okay.

01:50:27.900 Fair.

01:50:28.700 Fair play.

01:50:30.440 Brigitte Macron. 0.55

01:50:33.820 As a sub. 0.95

01:50:37.260 I'd go Mike Tyson.

01:50:39.780 Tyler Shuck.

01:50:42.580 And we got to have somebody who's somebody out there kind of wild.

01:50:47.220 Oh, and Sean Shiroff, who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week.

01:50:53.620 he beat Gable Stevenson

01:50:58.860 which was a great

01:50:59.880 and it's gonna be interesting

01:51:00.760 to see how Gable comes back

01:51:01.760 but that would be

01:51:02.340 my top three right now

01:51:03.580 I like that list though

01:51:04.700 that's good

01:51:05.020 it's updated

01:51:05.520 like that was

01:51:06.100 you updated it to

01:51:08.740 those are the man right now

01:51:11.120 those are good man

01:51:12.020 Mike Tyson is just

01:51:12.820 kind of an eternal

01:51:13.520 so maybe I took it easy

01:51:14.520 on that

01:51:14.780 but he has a new special

01:51:15.660 coming out

01:51:16.380 no special

01:51:17.000 a documentary about his life

01:51:18.000 does he?

01:51:18.520 it's about to release

01:51:18.980 like next week yeah

01:51:19.680 wow

01:51:19.980 which should be awesome

01:51:21.820 what about you man

01:51:23.180 give me your top three and then i know you brought a gift for me today too i saw you trying to hide

01:51:27.380 it i i hate whenever i ask questions like that because i know they're coming back to you right

01:51:34.400 then let it ride but i don't i'm trying to think next time i see you give it to me

01:51:38.380 i think after hypo if hypo beats texas you're looking at the man of the week

01:51:46.980 for the rest of the fall because they don't got to win another game

01:51:52.140 That's true, huh?

01:51:53.080 Mm-hmm.

01:51:54.060 And Tennessee is a loaded, bro.

01:51:55.520 They got a great team.

01:51:56.240 They're not even really being talked about.

01:51:58.440 This is going to be big.

01:51:59.580 The quarterback's really good, but super young.

01:52:02.520 Yeah.

01:52:02.900 He's, like, he's only played, like, three games.

01:52:05.300 Yeah.

01:52:05.440 He was, like, the number one recruit in the country last year.

01:52:07.140 Somebody said his nickname was Baby Bear.

01:52:08.880 I'm like, that's not a good nickname for, like, it's a good, cool nickname.

01:52:12.180 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:12.760 But get him to Medium Bear. 0.97

01:52:14.940 You know, like, at least the nickname.

01:52:16.600 The guy's in college now.

01:52:17.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:18.420 People don't talk about recruiting anymore because, like, all the transfers and stuff.

01:52:21.280 like the dudes like the that used to be a huge deal when you had like the number one recruit in

01:52:24.880 the country like it's really it's people are talking about transfers now so it's not that

01:52:28.300 talk it's not talked about enough well everybody has rankings for everything you meet somebody like

01:52:32.400 this guy you know he's a two-star or whatever you're like what is that's not even he's not

01:52:37.160 even any good at it it's like why did i get my nil mic like some of the things that are going on

01:52:42.580 and like existence is turning into this weird like everybody's some type of an influencer

01:52:50.000 It's all getting interesting, bro.

01:52:51.640 I think it's getting kind of fascinating.

01:52:53.780 I know you got me a gift, and I am going to get it.

01:52:57.100 But before you go, I want to talk about Lane Kiffin real quick.

01:53:00.660 How does this all go down?

01:53:01.840 What happens there with Lane?

01:53:03.400 In which capacity?

01:53:05.300 Just in all of it.

01:53:06.420 Because it's interesting what they're doing down there, right?

01:53:08.800 They're starting.

01:53:09.420 It's a lot of, like, energy, right?

01:53:12.580 Right.

01:53:12.880 They're having different people come down and walk out with the team, you know.

01:53:16.320 It feels like this kind of, like,

01:53:19.040 I don't know, like Deion Sanders kind of tried that

01:53:22.400 and it wasn't a good move.

01:53:24.080 I can't tell if you run the risk of things

01:53:25.680 becoming more about ego and energy

01:53:27.180 than they do about the team.

01:53:28.520 Right.

01:53:29.540 I mean, you would think that he's doing it for recruiting

01:53:32.980 or to like get better players on the team.

01:53:35.960 Right.

01:53:36.320 But it becomes an issue when it does become about him.

01:53:40.280 I thought this past week, it's like,

01:53:42.300 it's a hard spot to be in

01:53:43.820 because the storyline's not about his team playing

01:53:45.820 in the game for the Ole Miss game.

01:53:46.960 The storyline's just about him.

01:53:49.040 It's like how do you like – I didn't know what was the better method for him

01:53:53.600 to like take it and just like embrace it being about him

01:53:56.400 so his team could kind of play free for him.

01:53:58.820 Or do you want to make it like about the guys on the team

01:54:01.160 because like obviously you're not the one out there.

01:54:03.020 We talked about it last night at dinner, but like coaches are very important.

01:54:07.320 But the stat I gave you, which I love is like in the history of the NFL,

01:54:11.740 there's been

01:54:13.280 I think

01:54:15.280 maybe three total

01:54:17.060 Hall of Fame coaches

01:54:19.060 that haven't had a Hall of Fame

01:54:21.580 quarterback. You've got to have the players

01:54:23.320 especially quarterback.

01:54:26.380 If you don't have

01:54:27.440 those guys, it doesn't matter what Lane Kiffin does

01:54:29.460 to some extent.

01:54:31.340 I don't know, how did you feel like he handled it?

01:54:34.280 How he handled what?

01:54:35.980 What are we talking about?

01:54:37.100 Well, I was trying to be

01:54:39.220 kind of politically correct in my answer.

01:54:41.740 I think sometimes Lane does like it to be about himself.

01:54:45.420 Oh, nothing Lane likes more than Lane.

01:54:47.760 Yeah.

01:54:48.080 Right?

01:54:48.300 Lane loves Lane.

01:54:49.040 I've said that before.

01:54:49.900 Lane loves Lane.

01:54:50.540 Lane knows he loves Lane.

01:54:51.760 Lane's listening right now to me saying Lane loves Lane, and you know it, Lane.

01:54:55.280 It's okay.

01:54:55.940 And liking it.

01:54:56.640 Right.

01:54:57.180 It's okay.

01:54:57.980 Right?

01:54:58.140 That's just like, that's, you know, that's okay.

01:55:01.020 Lane operates in a unique way.

01:55:03.240 What's really interesting about Kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this, he's kind of this

01:55:07.880 ladies man in a way, right?

01:55:09.460 In a way, right?

01:55:10.580 Have you hung with him?

01:55:11.240 Huh?

01:55:11.420 I know you have, but like, is he smooth?

01:55:14.160 Yeah.

01:55:14.740 Dude, he's been so successful.

01:55:16.600 Yeah, I'm not saying.

01:55:17.300 I do wonder if he's smooth with girls.

01:55:19.500 Yeah.

01:55:19.700 I wonder about that.

01:55:20.540 I've had that thought before this podcast because he presents himself.

01:55:24.520 I think he likes to present himself as a ladies' man. 0.91

01:55:26.980 Yeah.

01:55:27.440 Like, he likes the story.

01:55:28.920 Like, he'll repost the story about him being a ladies' man.

01:55:31.120 Yeah.

01:55:31.620 But like, if you really lock them into those 21 verse ones with the balloons,

01:55:36.280 how many people are popping?

01:55:38.240 i think he'd get a decent amount bro i mean his aura is up bro he did like you know i'm saying

01:55:45.600 like it's fascinating because it's a different place right usually they get a coach gets caught

01:55:50.200 with a younger lady it's like this guy's going to hell i feel like you're trying to make this

01:55:53.800 about unc are you about me about unc no not at all we can keep moving no not at all we can talk

01:56:00.140 about unc though i didn't know if this was i didn't know if you were dancing a belichick dance

01:56:03.300 on me no not at all okay i don't know i don't know anything about it okay yeah so anyway belichick

01:56:09.420 has a younger girl oh yeah oh i don't my dude yeah that's fine which we support yeah that's

01:56:16.160 fine with me yeah because i just think we're in this fascinating place where you've never really

01:56:20.360 kind of had a sort of like a this uh coach like kiffin with this sort of exposure i'm trying to

01:56:29.220 And like doing like walkouts with, you know, but we have, we had it with Dion, but it didn't work.

01:56:34.040 That didn't really work.

01:56:34.980 Like the walkouts with, you know, some of that's a little bit much.

01:56:38.180 Right.

01:56:39.000 And I was down there for it.

01:56:40.460 I'm not saying like, you know, I love Louisiana, you know, I think, but I just wonder if there's an edge to that.

01:56:45.320 That's just like too much, you know, it's definitely not sustainable.

01:56:48.540 That's what I'm saying.

01:56:49.320 It's definitely, it's a hundred percent not sustainable.

01:56:51.080 You can't do that because for one reason, even if you try to do it, you can't keep that level of energy.

01:56:55.640 like next season and beyond

01:56:57.740 like they would have to keep winning the national championship

01:56:59.420 back to back to back to back

01:57:00.740 so it's probably something you can't do

01:57:03.140 but for right now it kind of works

01:57:04.660 it's kind of awesome, it makes college football great

01:57:07.500 I would love to see him

01:57:09.480 versus Signetti

01:57:10.100 in a national championship game

01:57:12.440 two polar opposites, two huge personalities

01:57:15.000 yeah

01:57:16.160 Signetti's the

01:57:17.960 he's a problem 0.99

01:57:19.500 they call him Signasty too I've heard

01:57:21.180 he's a problem

01:57:22.560 Really?

01:57:23.200 Bro, he's won everywhere he's went.

01:57:27.200 He carries himself like an absolute boss.

01:57:29.020 We talked about this last night too.

01:57:30.940 Nick Saban, like what makes him the greatest of all time?

01:57:34.660 Is it like his X and O's knowledge or is it just his aura?

01:57:38.320 Like the way he just commands a room.

01:57:40.120 Yeah.

01:57:40.860 And I think Cignetti has that,

01:57:42.540 which I don't know if Kiffin has a nerd hung around him,

01:57:44.600 but like I feel like Cignetti is like a monster looming in the corner

01:57:49.100 who's young for coaches.

01:57:51.140 He's going to be around for a while.

01:57:53.280 Signotti, they call him, I heard.

01:57:56.200 And he earned it, that nickname.

01:57:58.160 That's what I heard.

01:58:00.120 And I don't even know what I'm talking about.

01:58:02.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:58:05.520 And I also heard some of the older people call him Signifty. 0.56

01:58:09.040 Like senior citizens call him that.

01:58:13.020 Before you go, bro, what else?

01:58:15.060 Anything you want to talk about?

01:58:15.980 Anything on your brain before you go, man?

01:58:18.480 Thanks so much, dude.

01:58:19.340 No, thanks for having me.

01:58:20.300 No, I've just been, dude, we've been continuing to do, like, you know, our little business. 0.98

01:58:25.540 Like, I got still glinting balls. 0.81

01:58:26.720 I got my producers getting married. 0.97

01:58:28.400 We're, like, we're still figuring out as we go.

01:58:30.920 Like, only a year and a half really into being independent.

01:58:34.220 So, I feel like I've, like, learned a lot, but also feel like I still am kind of, swimming is not the right word.

01:58:41.560 I feel comfortable where I'm at, but, like, it's, like, I got to figure stuff out to keep things going.

01:58:47.500 Yeah, it's a grind, dude.

01:58:48.600 And congratulations, too, man.

01:58:49.920 i remember when you guys were first like becoming independent and now here you guys are still doing

01:58:54.220 it man congratulations bro thank you man yeah we've been doing some cool projects this this uh

01:58:58.760 i told you about stoke which is like the shoe company is kind of like oh kind of similar to

01:59:03.220 what i do with chica cheetah which has been like a really fun um kind of like i said it's like a

01:59:08.320 little baby you have out in the world like you get to it's not exactly what you do like i consider

01:59:13.220 what i do is like sunday conversation like making content um but it's kind of like you can use a

01:59:18.800 different part of your brain in kind of like a business way um for like something you believe

01:59:23.520 in it's like stokes and the new one i'm doing it's a shoe company for wide feet oh really

01:59:28.920 wide feet they say that 75 and this is actually a real stat on like everything else i've said

01:59:34.580 today on like most of the stuff we've said on this show this is a real stat because i've seen

01:59:37.860 that the study is 75 of american men have wide feet 75 of men in america and so like a regular

01:59:46.340 shoe is not a wide shoe it isn't it's just a regular narrow shoe like a regular shoe is a d

01:59:52.700 a size d a wide shoe is a e 75 of men in america should be you know e or bigger so me and you in

02:00:00.660 this room one and a half of us has a wide foot you know i'm saying yeah so three of our feet are

02:00:08.120 wide three three out of the four of our feet are wide damn anyway stoke it so stoke is uh

02:00:14.780 it's only wide shoes not even messing with the 25 of people who got regular feet

02:00:21.020 like you can't even no options available yeah um but anyways it's like i i've tried i heard about

02:00:28.760 them wore them loved them like the most comfortable show i've ever worn my entire life that's what

02:00:33.060 you have on yeah so this is the this is it those are tough um i did bring you up here i don't know

02:00:38.840 if you want to have this on the show but yeah let me try them on okay this is all right these are

02:00:46.200 new ones that are not released yet oh really this is slip on this is what you should do honestly

02:00:52.500 so that this doesn't come across too salesy which i don't like yeah give an honest feedback

02:00:58.460 full permission to go 100% honest.

02:01:02.140 Okay.

02:01:03.160 Okay, this is a slip-on.

02:01:05.240 That big guy, boy.

02:01:06.080 So they're wide, right?

02:01:07.580 So one or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide.

02:01:12.740 It's this one.

02:01:15.960 Huh.

02:01:18.500 Whew.

02:01:20.000 I will say this, bro.

02:01:23.140 And be honest.

02:01:24.080 I'm going to be very honest.

02:01:25.060 For one, comfortable for sure, right?

02:01:27.820 like they had

02:01:29.020 give me that lazy boy

02:01:30.200 it's almost like your foot

02:01:31.220 it's just like got off work

02:01:32.440 and it's like bro

02:01:34.000 we relaxing

02:01:35.020 I'm putting a tube on

02:01:37.340 I'm gonna chill

02:01:38.260 I'm gonna pet my lady

02:01:39.980 or whatever 1.00

02:01:40.500 you know what I'm saying

02:01:41.360 I'm living like that

02:01:42.440 the second thing is

02:01:44.920 they are wide huh

02:01:46.340 they ain't

02:01:46.680 everybody's got side to side

02:01:48.260 we got motion twin

02:01:49.380 you know 0.99

02:01:50.240 you can fucking live in there 1.00

02:01:51.920 dude I didn't even know 1.00

02:01:52.760 my whole life

02:01:53.360 that I had like wide feet

02:01:54.520 I don't even know

02:01:55.380 if I do technically

02:01:56.480 well once they cage your foot up you don't know if it's wide or not exactly i've just been wearing

02:01:59.980 the same shoes my whole life but bro i swear to god i put these on six months ago i haven't taken

02:02:05.620 them off in six months you see me i did what was in stagecoaching yeah i saw you there uh

02:02:10.740 and you had them on there i took i put cowboy boots on for our performance mistake for the

02:02:15.660 jumping oh you're wearing my stokes for show galeb jump again as you're doing this please

02:02:21.100 uh so yeah very comfortable i will say that let me else i got something else oh i will say this

02:02:26.200 though too they big bro they big gab bro they're big because so if your foot's huge they're big

02:02:33.140 it's like your mom kind of picks you up from the movies with your friends in this it's like

02:02:36.560 definitely have like a bigger caravan it's a caravan of the of the shoe but they definitely

02:02:40.900 feel like kind of like uh very tough slippers kind of in a way this pair and then listen that's

02:02:46.600 a slip-on i mean the regular traditional is a sneaker but yeah this is a slip-on shoe this is

02:02:50.400 This is a slipper.

02:02:51.440 It has slip in the name of it.

02:02:52.980 Facts.

02:02:53.800 So a regular shoe?

02:02:55.920 Did you give me a regular shoe?

02:02:57.380 Oh, these are the ones that I have on.

02:03:01.020 This is like a normal one.

02:03:02.580 All right.

02:03:04.540 But it's, I mean, dude, it's like, you know.

02:03:10.060 Oh, you're a little more chill.

02:03:11.500 Like a lasty bad boy.

02:03:15.680 They feel kind of futuristic.

02:03:17.440 I'll say that.

02:03:18.180 And so, like, if you have a big foot,

02:03:19.960 But it's not just like – you don't just have like a – it's not like a skinny pizza that's just like long and flat.

02:03:27.000 Like if you have a big foot, it's big this way too, not just this way.

02:03:30.940 It's girth.

02:03:31.460 You got girth on the foot.

02:03:32.820 I don't.

02:03:34.120 But men do.

02:03:35.340 People do.

02:03:35.880 I'm a man.

02:03:36.460 So you need it to be a little bit bigger.

02:03:39.880 Look, I like a more relaxing shoe.

02:03:41.520 Some of these shoes you get into is kind of like what's going on, cut.

02:03:44.440 You know what I'm saying?

02:03:45.320 Yeah, it's like, dude, what?

02:03:46.980 But also stoke, dude.

02:03:48.880 Yeah.

02:03:49.280 Oh, thank you, bro.

02:03:50.440 I can have these?

02:03:52.600 For you?

02:03:53.880 Anything.

02:03:54.560 Oh, thanks, dude.

02:03:57.080 Oh, yeah, boy.

02:03:58.340 Keep my hoofs warm, huh, Tuberville?

02:04:00.160 You hear that?

02:04:00.780 Yes.

02:04:02.680 Oh, sorry.

02:04:03.920 I'm not off the clock.

02:04:05.720 I'm just joking, Tuberville.

02:04:08.280 Thank you, dude.

02:04:09.000 These are dope. 0.99

02:04:10.320 Fuck, now I can't wear them because we go eat somewhere because we have matching shoes on. 1.00

02:04:14.600 And I brought you a matching Chica Chita jacket. 1.00

02:04:16.660 Did you?

02:04:17.360 Brother, we're going to match it.

02:04:18.700 we're gonna look at that dude let's go to morgan side and mass when we get there dude we should

02:04:24.580 do you know what we should dress up as huh furries yeah no not him he'll haunt us

02:04:30.340 he will haunt us from the driveway that's facts all right uh it's wrong toast

02:04:39.700 anyway um dude thank you so much bro these are nice these are i'm i'm gonna wear them and i'll

02:04:46.040 you know i feel and also just nice to have some new shoes that i never go get myself anything

02:04:50.760 so thank you bro you're welcome thank you for having me on on your show keep keep fighting the

02:04:55.960 good fight oh man we'll definitely keep doing that dude uh oh shout out i thought about this too when

02:05:02.280 we talked about stage coach shout out to the um the guy he's a dj named moonlight but he helped

02:05:08.600 us out so uh thank you to him and uh the honky tonks will ride the talking honkies will ride

02:05:13.640 again talking honkies dude bro it'd be so fun dude you shall ride again yeah this honky ain't gonna 0.99

02:05:21.320 talk by himself what the fuck we're idiots i'm out dude i gotta go and this is my job i gotta go 0.99

02:05:31.560 now i'm just falling on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone 1.00

02:05:43.640 But when I reach that ground

02:05:45.440 I'll share this peace of mind

02:05:47.600 I found I can feel it

02:05:49.660 In my bones

02:05:51.760 But it's gonna take

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 30, 2026

#686 - Caleb Pressley

Episode Stats

Transcript