This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Back from Outdoors ｜ This Past Weekend w⧸ Theo Von #276

00:00:00.660 All right, it's that time, baby.

00:00:06.860 It's that time, baby, it's May.

00:00:09.940 May, I listen to a little something for the G's and May, May, it's May.

00:00:21.660 May.

00:00:23.420 May is interesting, isn't it?

00:00:24.980 Because May, you know, it's really, that's when the calendar kind of starts asking you a question.

00:00:32.940 May I do this?

00:00:35.180 May I bring the summer?

00:00:39.280 May I just reel in a big batch of sunshine?

00:00:48.780 May I make you sweat?

00:00:53.140 May.

00:00:54.980 It's interesting, huh?

00:00:56.640 May, May, May.

00:00:58.280 May.

00:00:59.680 May.

00:01:02.720 You know, what's that old joke they say?

00:01:04.500 What do a gay cow say?

00:01:06.720 May.

00:01:09.260 Or something like that, man.

00:01:10.860 Today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza.

00:01:14.720 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach in Los Angeles.

00:01:18.500 Gray Block.

00:01:19.560 Get that hitter.

00:01:20.420 And I was in a, I just got back from the, really from the outdoors.

00:01:28.160 I was out there in southern Utah, or so yout, being out there and seeing a lot of different

00:01:38.180 animals.

00:01:38.620 They got small animals and they got large animals.

00:01:42.020 They got alcoholics.

00:01:43.360 Also, they got it all.

00:01:44.400 And did a little camping.

00:01:48.400 Did a little yak.

00:01:49.980 A little kayaking.

00:01:51.620 Not a cocaine.

00:01:55.460 And got into it.

00:01:56.700 Just, I mean, it was like Mother Nature just left her damn zipper down and I got straight up in there.

00:02:01.840 You feel me?

00:02:02.320 It was like Mother Nature just, I mean, I really, God, I just really got up in it.

00:02:11.240 In that Mother Nature.

00:02:13.980 And you get out there in southern Utah, or so yout, that's what people call it.

00:02:19.040 But you get out there, they got a lot of people, you know, you have a, you got some people, they got a little

00:02:26.820 bit of a whistle in their, in their talk, when they're talking.

00:02:31.780 How you doing?

00:02:33.480 How you doing?

00:02:36.960 Whistling, you know, they got people really, just salt to the earth, kind of.

00:02:41.760 You'll fucking, you'll lick a dude's arm and it'll really taste like salt.

00:02:46.980 Just that kind of people, you know.

00:02:50.740 You know, kind of, they'll have a man, he'll have a little, he'll have a treat in his pocket for an

00:02:56.620 animal.

00:02:57.720 And that's natural.

00:02:58.820 You'll see him just break that bastard out.

00:03:01.420 And break out of a, you know, an organic Tootsie Roll or something or a homemade chocolate

00:03:06.000 for a little badge or for a mountain cat or something.

00:03:11.300 It's that kind of space.

00:03:13.220 It's beautiful if you've never been, I just got back.

00:03:16.340 And I'm happy to be here and I'm happy to be here with you guys.

00:03:19.360 Let's get into it.

00:03:26.620 Let me holler at you, come on, step outside.

00:03:31.820 You got ten dollars, don't you, child, and we gon' ride.

00:03:35.000 Let me holler at you, step outside.

00:03:39.200 Pump in the trunk out the trunk.

00:03:42.160 Let's go get drunk outdoors.

00:03:45.300 Baby, I'm better dance floors.

00:03:48.500 Let's go get drunk outdoors.

00:03:50.160 Now we're cookin' with gas on the front burner.

00:03:59.080 Hot wind gas station down on the corner.

00:04:02.360 Cookin' with gas on the front burner.

00:04:06.440 Pump in the trunk out the trunk.

00:04:09.380 Let's go get drunk outdoors.

00:04:12.480 Let's go get drunk outdoors.

00:04:14.480 Let's go get drunk outdoors.

00:04:17.480 If you got money, you can get a little bit.

00:04:23.320 If you got money, get that hitter.

00:04:26.400 If you got money, you can get a little bit.

00:04:29.520 If you got money, get that hitter.

00:04:41.800 And it is 2020, 2020.

00:04:47.860 And it is the time, it is it.

00:04:51.760 And yeah, I'm feelin', whoo, whoo, I'm feelin', I'm feelin', you know, I got that gumption in my junction, bruh.

00:05:01.060 I'm feelin' that lift in my gift, you know.

00:05:04.500 And I get that when I go in and in nature, I get that recharge.

00:05:09.680 You know, I get nature just, like, just puts a damn, just a, like a hose of just, just, just nature sauce right into my veins.

00:05:22.440 And I just feel like a little, I start feeling a little more just part of the earth.

00:05:27.600 You know, I feel more like I could just, if I see a rabbit and I wouldn't be scared or anything, even if he was violent.

00:05:36.160 And even if he had a little knife on him, or even if he had a little cut of, you know, a little sack of cocaine or something on his little ass.

00:05:46.220 I would be more, you know, you're just more in touch with nature.

00:05:51.240 You know, a bird will shit on you and you'll smile a little.

00:05:54.400 You'll still be pissed, but you, you can giggle first.

00:05:57.420 You'll be like, ah, look, ah, all right.

00:05:59.820 Ah, now I'm pissed, bud.

00:06:01.380 Ah, all right.

00:06:03.660 Mmm.

00:06:04.020 Good to be here.

00:06:06.040 We're late.

00:06:06.460 The podcast is late.

00:06:07.980 We're late.

00:06:08.520 Did you know?

00:06:09.760 Hey, Theo.

00:06:10.740 This is Antonia.

00:06:12.700 My husband, Caleb, and I were a little worried about you because your podcast didn't come on.

00:06:21.400 And we always listen to it in the morning at any random time.

00:06:27.840 I'm a, I'm a registered nurse and been working a lot with the COVID patients.

00:06:34.920 Well, thank you for, uh, for working up there as an RN.

00:06:39.740 And I'm sorry that it's, uh, late, but aren't you glad that is it, that at least it is going to be late?

00:06:48.160 Um, thank you guys for thinking about me.

00:06:49.860 Thanks for calling and checking.

00:06:50.840 I appreciate it.

00:06:52.000 Somebody else knew it was late.

00:06:53.360 Yo, still fine.

00:06:54.660 How you doing?

00:06:55.100 Hey, uh, I was looking for your, uh, your podcast.

00:06:58.300 It's not up yet, man.

00:06:59.380 Uh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not bagging on you.

00:07:02.060 Just, uh, looking out for you.

00:07:03.340 Hope you're well.

00:07:04.620 And, uh, chitty, chitty gang gang.

00:07:09.000 And I'm sorry that it's late.

00:07:11.140 You know, I was out there and I was just enjoying it.

00:07:13.420 I went, um, you know, I got in a dual person and single person kayak.

00:07:19.320 I met a man, I was jogging.

00:07:21.000 Um, and I met a man over there at, um, from a group called Guru Zion because that's where

00:07:27.400 I went camping and stuff was out near, um, out east of St. George, Utah and that Southern

00:07:35.880 Utah.

00:07:36.920 And, and, and it's really, they got a lot of rock out there, mystery rock.

00:07:45.440 You'll see, uh, hieroglyphics, petroglyphics.

00:07:49.440 And that's basically this old graffiti.

00:07:52.120 That's, that's Indian graffiti right there.

00:07:54.380 You know, a native just carved something in there into a, uh, rock.

00:08:00.600 You know, he might've wrote, oh, Rhonda's got that nasty, nasty.

00:08:04.540 And you'll see that carved into a rock from a couple hundred years ago.

00:08:09.840 You know?

00:08:11.080 Oh yeah.

00:08:11.960 Uh, you know, you know, little sidestep has that, you know, it'd be a lot of Native American

00:08:19.240 graffiti, like, oh, little, little sidestep has that, uh, that pow, pow, titty, titty.

00:08:24.920 You'll see, you know, just, just like graffiti you'd see now, but it's from the past and you

00:08:30.120 can go on different trails and see it.

00:08:33.660 And they got, um, real weathered looking.

00:08:37.480 A lot of people, they've been standing in the wind out there because it gets real windy.

00:08:42.120 Oh, if you put your ear up to a damn kite, you'll hear that thing get erect.

00:08:50.260 Because this is wind country.

00:08:53.760 This is, I mean, you'll sometimes, you'll see a sailboat out there just fucking walking around

00:08:58.760 because that's how much it enjoys that breeze out there and out in Soute.

00:09:02.620 And it's, um, and I, you know, it just said, you know, I got out there, I went and met up

00:09:10.480 with my family and it was just normal.

00:09:13.460 I went to a restaurant.

00:09:15.180 Dude, I went to a restaurant and had orders.

00:09:20.560 I ordered something.

00:09:22.000 Oh, you got something?

00:09:23.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:09:23.780 All right.

00:09:24.620 I'll give you a little money for it.

00:09:25.880 Okay.

00:09:26.960 Will you, will you want to eat it here?

00:09:28.480 Yeah, I'll eat it here.

00:09:30.600 Hell, I'll pay you four extra dollars.

00:09:32.000 Watch me eat it.

00:09:34.520 How is that not an option at a restaurant?

00:09:37.380 For a few extra dollars, they watch you eat it.

00:09:41.520 You know, here's two extra, here's six extra dollars.

00:09:44.560 Won't you watch me ingest this for, you know, won't you coach me on my eating?

00:09:50.340 Okay, you chewing too hard with the, on the right side, you know.

00:09:54.740 Won't you chew a little more on the starboard side?

00:09:58.560 You know, balance your bow.

00:10:00.000 There you go.

00:10:00.620 All right.

00:10:02.780 Swallow.

00:10:03.680 You know, it'd just be nice if they had, that could be an upsell option at a restaurant or eatery.

00:10:09.880 If you're at a sweet local eatery and somebody says, okay.

00:10:14.180 They buy that $19 steak, you know.

00:10:17.600 They buy that high dollar meat cut.

00:10:19.560 And then they, and you, and you, then you offer that upsell.

00:10:23.780 All right.

00:10:23.980 For five extra dollars, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll watch you eat it.

00:10:29.420 PTL, baby.

00:10:30.180 Praise a lot.

00:10:30.860 You know, you know, people would be enjoying, uh, they would be buying that, that extra experience just to have that edible chaperone right there.

00:10:41.800 That little chew daddy, that little swallow jockey right there watching you ride the, you know, just watching you experience your food.

00:10:55.940 Restaurants are going to start having to do that kind of stuff, uh, because of Corvid.

00:11:01.780 They're going to have to make that extra dollar.

00:11:03.500 How do we pull in that extra side buck?

00:11:07.840 Okay.

00:11:08.300 Here's what we're going to offer a unique experience.

00:11:11.160 You know, maybe they'll, uh, I'll watch you eat for $7.

00:11:14.840 I'll sit here and my little, my little, my little chubby cousin will watch you eat.

00:11:19.980 Big DeAndre or whatever, or big Keisha or whatever.

00:11:24.660 Little Carrie.

00:11:27.320 You know, something like that for $9.

00:11:30.220 I'll fucking tickle you while you eat.

00:11:31.640 You telling me you wouldn't think about that, that upgrade option?

00:11:38.440 I'm just telling you, we have to start thinking outside of the box.

00:11:42.440 You know, you guys had some calls on how things would change here with, uh, with Corvid and, and what we could be looking at in the future.

00:11:51.880 And I want to thank the audio on the way in.

00:11:54.280 And that was, um, the North Mississippi All-Stars with their song, Drunk Outdoors.

00:12:00.080 And we'll put the link in the YouTube where you can purchase that.

00:12:05.560 And also, you know, subscribe.

00:12:07.700 You know, if you feel it, I don't like to ask for things.

00:12:10.460 Um, or maybe I do.

00:12:13.480 Hell, I don't know if I do or don't.

00:12:14.700 But if you would like to be a subscriber of something, this is something.

00:12:19.080 Um, and would love for you to subscribe to the channel.

00:12:22.860 I hope everybody's doing well.

00:12:24.820 Um, I want to get into some things.

00:12:27.680 You guys had some, some interesting, uh, concepts about how life would change in the new, uh, post-Corvid.

00:12:36.860 But, um, and here are some, here are a couple of thoughts that you guys had.

00:12:42.060 Here was a call.

00:12:42.780 Gang.

00:12:44.320 Hey, bro, bro.

00:12:45.180 This is Chief calling from Texas.

00:12:48.320 What's up, Chief?

00:12:50.420 What up, Chief, boy?

00:12:53.020 And you know this fella probably huffing on that bag.

00:12:57.000 You don't get the name Chief.

00:12:58.440 These days, Chief used to be a Native American superior term.

00:13:03.380 If you're a captain of the Native Americans.

00:13:05.080 If you're basically the, you know, the Chris Prada-Joeya.

00:13:11.420 If you's a real, you know, if you're that top dog in the, uh, in the feather, in that, in that, in that feather club.

00:13:21.960 Then you would get that name Chief.

00:13:25.400 But more recently, Chief is more of a, okay, you know, little Gary does a lot of Chief in that.

00:13:30.980 But, hey, sucking on that gas, bruh, puffing that, that goo-goo, that herb, baby, that, that weed, uh, huffing that nasty, nasty.

00:13:43.240 You know, he huffing that, you know, Mr. McGregor's gunpowder, dog.

00:13:46.780 I'm talking about marijuana.

00:13:47.680 I'm talking about that puff, puff, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, to your brain, that dope weed.

00:14:00.040 Onward.

00:14:01.020 I was watching the podcast, the fucking Ladies' Night one, whatever the fuck that was.

00:14:07.280 Yeah, it was Ladies' Night, brother.

00:14:09.160 Onward.

00:14:09.520 Watching that shit just now, you said, what do you think's gonna go away in the near future?

00:14:15.780 Um, talking about people getting their temps taken, shit like that.

00:14:20.040 Right, we were talking about people, last episode, we were talking about people getting their temperatures taken when you go to an event.

00:14:26.500 You know, you go somewhere, and now, in the future, they might, you know, take your temperature.

00:14:31.760 Check it for snot.

00:14:32.760 They might, you know, touch your kid's little ass or something, see if it's hot.

00:14:36.560 See if you bring it in, a little Timothy or whatever, with that hot ass.

00:14:41.400 Because you can't do it.

00:14:43.420 You can't do that.

00:14:44.240 You're not gonna be able to do that as well.

00:14:46.440 You bring in that up temperature, temp, temp, tempathy, it's not gonna go over well with others.

00:14:53.860 Let's hear more, brother.

00:14:54.800 Thank you for the call.

00:14:55.900 Uh, what's gonna go away, I think, you know, you're not from Texas like I am, you know, but they probably had 10 or 15 Mexican restaurants in Louisiana.

00:15:04.200 What's gonna go away, though, is chips and queso and chips and salsa, son.

00:15:09.340 That shit is done, homie.

00:15:11.040 That's not gonna be on the menu no more, son.

00:15:13.120 Unless you get it individually.

00:15:14.360 It's not an appetizer no more.

00:15:16.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:16.800 Because what's everybody doing?

00:15:17.700 They're getting the chips, bringing the chips to the dip, putting it straight in their mouth, going back to the chips, going back to the dip, putting it back straight in their mouth.

00:15:24.140 Damn.

00:15:25.340 Lean with it, rock with it, huh?

00:15:27.340 No, you can't sanitize every time you touch a chip, you know what I mean?

00:15:31.200 Them chips are just gonna be too salty after a while, so.

00:15:34.580 So, yeah, R.I.P. to queso and salsa, gang, gang.

00:15:38.240 Gang, bro.

00:15:40.840 Man, wow, I hadn't thought about that.

00:15:44.640 Yeah.

00:15:45.000 Yeah, you're gonna have to, each person will have to bring a couple of their own chips from home.

00:15:51.780 I guess, and, um, you know, or, yeah, I don't know what they're gonna do.

00:16:02.300 Hmm.

00:16:03.260 But, yeah, you can't have that group, you can't have that, that, that swimming pool in the middle of the table.

00:16:07.980 You can't have that little, uh, that little cheese fucking strip mall in the middle of the table, and everybody's just scooping in, getting this.

00:16:17.960 Picking up a pair of Adidas, or picking up a pair of, uh, you know, Motorola, or something.

00:16:22.940 Or get some speakers, or some fucking Chinese food.

00:16:26.700 That Chang Chop, you know?

00:16:28.260 Yeah, they're not gonna have that group, that little, uh, that little, um, they're not gonna have that little, where everybody's just, hands are in there, just, that little bang, bang, bang up there with the chips.

00:16:41.380 Hmm.

00:16:42.400 That's gonna be interesting, man.

00:16:44.000 Yeah, that could be one thing that could go away.

00:16:46.200 Now you gotta bring a couple chips from home, or something.

00:16:48.900 You gotta write, you know, your name on a chip.

00:16:51.480 Darren.

00:16:52.600 You know, Lil Ricky.

00:16:54.380 And Lil Ricky got four chips.

00:16:56.180 You know, and Darren got nine chips.

00:16:59.200 Darren's big ass got nine chips.

00:17:04.440 And Hector.

00:17:06.160 Hector over there, and you know, he, you know, chips running his family, so he got 40 chips.

00:17:12.120 Come on, Hector.

00:17:14.160 No, you got 40 chips, bro?

00:17:16.220 Shoot the nine-pointer, papa.

00:17:19.620 But yeah, it's gonna be, cause, and everybody, yeah, you're not gonna have, be able to have that, that meat, that meat up in the middle.

00:17:24.720 So, of the table, that could be something that could change.

00:17:28.380 Here's another thing, let's go, how things could change.

00:17:32.980 CEO Vaughn, this is Pete from Central Pennsylvania.

00:17:36.580 What's up, Pete?

00:17:38.040 And that's there out of Central PA.

00:17:39.580 And yeah, Central Pennsylvania, if you want to see the Amish.

00:17:45.460 And the Amish are basically like, they're kind of like, it's like Halloween, but, it's kind of like the most boringest Halloween you've ever been to, bro.

00:18:03.200 And you've got to work the whole time, dog.

00:18:09.080 That's, anyway, they have a lot of Amish in Central PA.

00:18:13.500 Gang shit, brother, onward.

00:18:15.520 I live about an hour south of that Shemokin there, where they burnt down the Dunkin' Donuts.

00:18:20.200 Oh, yeah, up there in Shemokin, where they burnt down the Dunkin' Donuts, Donuts.

00:18:28.160 Dunkin' Donuts, Donuts.

00:18:31.160 Oh, yeah, we used to meet up at the Dunkin' Donuts.

00:18:36.600 Yeah, I had me a, um, I had my parole officer.

00:18:40.200 Sometimes we'd meet up over by the Dunkin' Donuts, bro.

00:18:42.560 You know, I used to, you know, use the can in there, maybe wash out my pants in there, bruh.

00:18:48.420 Gang.

00:18:49.020 All right.

00:18:49.620 You know what I'm talking about.

00:18:51.400 So, I just wanted to call and comment about the, uh, you know, the change to the handshake you brought up on last week's podcast.

00:18:59.460 Man, I came up with something the other day, I think it might catch on.

00:19:02.220 I think, I like to call it the ET greeting.

00:19:04.960 Or maybe you just outstretch that arm, stick that finger out, and just, just barely touch the tip.

00:19:10.940 Uh, that way, you know, you get a little greeting, but you can also maintain that social distance.

00:19:17.200 Uh, and I think it also might change the meaning of giving somebody the finger.

00:19:21.660 So, uh, that's what I got, man.

00:19:23.480 Love you.

00:19:23.960 Love the podcast.

00:19:25.000 Keep doing your thing.

00:19:26.800 Thank you, brother.

00:19:27.620 I appreciate this message.

00:19:29.420 And that's a, yeah, could the handshake, we talked about that last week, could the handshake change?

00:19:34.380 And what you would do.

00:19:35.540 Because it does seem like a lot to give all 10 fingers out to somebody in a shake.

00:19:43.680 So, maybe you do that one finger, just that little, that ET, that, just that little touch me.

00:19:51.940 That touch me tender.

00:19:53.080 And you also, you would know if the other person's real wasted or not, because you have to touch their finger, you have to line fingers up.

00:20:00.840 So, if their finger, they can't even hit yours, then you'd be like, oh, this guy's all jacked up on something.

00:20:09.640 Dude, and you know, and look, bro, I didn't know, I remember one time a buddy of mine, and he's a young homosexual fella, actually.

00:20:16.620 And he's certified, he's certified, he'll tell you he is.

00:20:21.160 And he's really, he's been with men, and he knows he's, you know, I'm not, I'm just, I'm not telling you, I'm not tattling on anybody's wiener.

00:20:29.800 You know, this guy's certified, you know, prefers homoeroticism.

00:20:34.060 And he, I remember the day he told me that he was, you know, he really loved men like that, like specialty.

00:20:46.680 And that he really liked to hug men and just, you know, like he liked to sometimes put his hands up in another man's shirt while the man still had the shirt on.

00:20:57.580 And things like that.

00:20:58.780 And, um, and he said, oh, I remember when he told me, I didn't know what to do, dude.

00:21:08.240 He told me.

00:21:10.960 And I didn't know what to do.

00:21:13.840 Uh, this was probably about maybe 11 years ago.

00:21:17.560 And I remember just taking one of my fingers, but I'm not even joking, and just put it into his mouth.

00:21:22.680 Off of, uh, 23rd Street over there in Santa Monica, by the park.

00:21:26.400 And I don't, it was, it, I don't even know why.

00:21:32.320 And he laughed, and I kind of laughed afterwards, but I just didn't know the, I don't, like, certain interactions, you know how to behave during it.

00:21:42.720 Someone falls down a stair, you know, or someone falls off the back of a, um, you know, the back of a, of a building, of a one story, of a ranch style home.

00:21:54.160 You know what to do.

00:21:55.800 You go, you run over, you help them.

00:21:57.840 You put your hand, hey, you put both arms on them.

00:22:00.180 Are you okay?

00:22:00.820 What's up?

00:22:02.820 You know, somebody walks up to you, says, hello, you know how to do it.

00:22:05.720 You shake their hand.

00:22:06.540 You put your hand out.

00:22:07.340 They put their hand out.

00:22:08.480 That's a shake.

00:22:09.940 That's a meeting of hands.

00:22:12.020 Each person brings one hand to the meeting.

00:22:13.880 But they don't tell you how, what to do if somebody comes out of the closet.

00:22:20.460 They don't give you, how do you behave?

00:22:23.500 How do you gesticulate that?

00:22:27.200 What do you do with your arms when somebody comes out of the closet?

00:22:32.320 And I didn't know, I just didn't know what to do.

00:22:34.100 I just remember taking one of my fingers and just put it right in his mouth, dude.

00:22:36.760 And it was a natural reaction.

00:22:42.240 It wasn't a choice I made.

00:22:43.340 It was a non-choice that I did.

00:22:46.420 But that's something that could change.

00:22:47.900 People do something.

00:22:48.800 What else?

00:22:49.000 Now what do you do?

00:22:50.100 Maybe you take somebody's temperature and slap them.

00:22:53.320 Maybe you start smelling them.

00:22:55.360 You smell them back at her pants like a baby.

00:22:59.460 You know, I don't know what it's.

00:23:01.220 Anything could be, you know, things are going to change.

00:23:04.140 Another call came in.

00:23:05.240 Things are going to change.

00:23:07.120 Possibly.

00:23:09.180 Hey, Theo.

00:23:10.420 What up, baby?

00:23:11.440 Gang, gang.

00:23:12.340 This is Ryan from Worcester, Mass.

00:23:14.740 What up, Ryan?

00:23:16.080 What the F, baby?

00:23:17.140 What's up?

00:23:18.960 I had a comment on what you were saying last week's episode about some stuff that we might

00:23:24.700 start seeing.

00:23:25.840 Oh, yeah, brother.

00:23:26.820 And you sound fired up, buddy boy.

00:23:28.880 You been having Red Bull or something onward?

00:23:32.000 It's kind of the new normal with all this going on.

00:23:35.520 One of the things I remember hearing on some news radio I was listening to the other day,

00:23:40.780 at outdoor concerts and festivals, things like that, they're starting to experiment with

00:23:46.760 like, they want to fly these drones over the top of the concert and these drones are going

00:23:53.040 to have like infrared sensors that can tell if someone's hot.

00:23:58.220 They can see if someone's running hotter than the rest of the concert goers.

00:24:02.760 So they're going to fly these drones above, they're going to pick people out, and then

00:24:07.240 whatever, the security there is going to go, walk up to them and be like, hey, we've got

00:24:11.740 to pull you outside, take your temperature or whatever, something like that.

00:24:14.680 Wow.

00:24:17.740 Yeah, I could see it.

00:24:19.520 You out there enjoying a little Willie Nelson, you know, or a little, you know, Megan Thee Stallion

00:24:26.920 or something, or Big Meg or whatever.

00:24:29.180 You know, you out there enjoying a little bit of Skinny Adele, and next thing you know,

00:24:36.440 they release a batch of hot hunters, just whoosh, just they got, just temperature drones,

00:24:42.860 just a bunch of damn frickin' Fahrenheit Falcons just nippling at you, whoosh, and you got

00:24:49.680 one buddy, he's hot, bro, he's hot, but he still wants to party, he's on a couple hits

00:24:53.760 of acid, you know, and he's, you know, he just, he's deep, deep, you know, and he's

00:25:00.100 listening to fucking, he's at one concert, but he's listening to another concert on headphones,

00:25:05.160 you know, he's at widespread panic, but he's listening to Michael Jackson on his ear pods,

00:25:12.740 and he's on two hits of acid, and he's running high on temperature, on body temp, and he's

00:25:18.480 saying, hey guys, hide me, hide me, cover me, because he don't want one of them

00:25:23.640 one of them electronic temperature birds coming and getting him, and then the bouncers come

00:25:31.860 over, the heat bouncers, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up, man, are you hot, bro, it used

00:25:44.000 to be you got to be hot to get in the club, now if you're hot, you got to get out the club,

00:25:47.660 it's full circle, hey, hey, we need some ice cold bitches, man, dude, only cold bitches,

00:25:59.320 only, I'm talking about real, legitimate bitches from Norway, Nordic, Greenland, Iceland,

00:26:06.840 let me get that Antarctica girl, bring her to the club, oh, she only 88 degrees, man,

00:26:15.320 she could stay in, hell, she could be an investor, she could be a silent investor,

00:26:21.400 it's going to be cold people only at the club, people are going to be wearing ice around their

00:26:28.900 neck, real ice, diamonds ain't shit, bro, I need, I need 14 degree gold, do you have that,

00:26:39.540 that's what I need, because it's going to change, everything's going to change, is it though, I mean,

00:26:47.400 look, do I really think it is, I really do not, I really do not, I think, I really think that

00:26:55.620 we've taken a good measure of trying to battle this virus, I think we've taken a really good

00:27:04.140 measure, also think it's time to get things back going, and there's some people like, life will

00:27:10.280 never be the same, you know, some people like, man, you will never, children will be born in incubator,

00:27:19.860 you won't, you won't even see your child until he's seven, you'll, oh, don't, you'll never go on a

00:27:27.300 date, you're crazy, you'll never wash your own ass, boy, you will never wash your own ass, boy,

00:27:35.720 you little freak, you little, you little bitch, but that's not true, I think things are going to go

00:27:44.340 back very normal, I really do, I really, really do, here's another call that came in, I, I, you

00:27:54.440 guys had so many great ideas, man, as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503, you guys had so many

00:28:01.780 interesting, interesting things that could happen, you know, that could happen, onward,

00:28:08.600 yo, Theo, my name is Chris Jones, I'm from Des Moines, I just had a call, what's up, Chris Jones,

00:28:16.100 and I used to know a fellow named Toby Jones, or actually, Chris Jones was his name, and they

00:28:21.400 call him Toby, and he was real, real white, and his eyes, his eyes was always open pretty wide,

00:28:28.780 you know, he kind of had those eyes where, you know, he, he would tell you he was going to sleep,

00:28:35.020 but you didn't believe him, you were like, no way, and he had a real, he was a young fellow

00:28:43.700 that lived by me growing up, and he was kind of tough, he was a rapscallion, and he wore

00:28:49.260 kind of large shirts that were collared, and just a damn large shirt, and sometime his shirt

00:28:59.100 was so big, he'd go inside, he'd be like, look, man, I'll be right back, and he would just

00:29:02.460 go inside of his shirt, and I'm like, what, where is he, and he'd come back out, and have

00:29:09.620 a licorice, or have a, um, a Jolly Rancher, like, damn, where, that shirt's come with a

00:29:18.080 damn kitchenette, but, uh, they called him Toby, and he was a good friend when I was young,

00:29:23.340 and he was a good kid, and, and I enjoyed, um, I enjoyed living in the same neighborhood

00:29:29.720 as that boy kind of, uh, onward.

00:29:32.560 I had a comment, just kind of an experience, um, with this whole coronavirus thing that

00:29:38.500 I don't think, uh, anyone's called in with yet, or at least I haven't heard it, um, so

00:29:44.020 my uncle passed away a couple weeks ago.

00:29:47.000 Oh, damn, man, sorry to hear that, brother.

00:29:50.160 An R.I.P. to his beautiful ass, brother, and I'm sure he was a good man, brother.

00:29:53.780 And, uh, you know, it's, it's an interesting journey, life, because you can die.

00:30:06.820 That's the real caveat.

00:30:08.900 Onward.

00:30:10.060 All good.

00:30:10.760 I'm not bent out of shape about it really too much or anything.

00:30:13.620 He was a good dude.

00:30:14.380 He had stage four colon cancer, and he fought it for two and a half years.

00:30:18.700 You know.

00:30:19.180 Oh, man.

00:30:20.760 Can you, I mean, I cannot even fathom, brother.

00:30:24.700 Fighting something that is, you know, fighting something that is in your own ass.

00:30:32.820 That is, um, you know, that's like a level, that's like, that's like a Zelda that we'll

00:30:42.560 never know about.

00:30:43.400 I mean, that is the ultimate mortal combat, really, is fighting a curious disease that

00:30:53.580 is inside of your own ass, body ass.

00:30:57.620 Ass.

00:30:58.340 You know what I'm talking about.

00:30:59.120 Butt.

00:31:00.560 Mm.

00:31:02.680 And I'm sorry to hear that, brother.

00:31:04.080 Yeah, my father passed away at colon cancer, too.

00:31:05.900 And it's, you know, it's crazy to think that something could be in your ass that doesn't

00:31:10.220 like you or that doesn't want you to be alive.

00:31:16.320 Onward.

00:31:16.760 You know, my family was mainly grateful for that.

00:31:19.680 And so he lives in Kansas City.

00:31:21.760 In Kansas City, they're still shut down.

00:31:25.000 They couldn't have more than, you know, however many people in the building for the funeral.

00:31:31.020 And he has five kids and his wife and then the pastor and the videographer and all that

00:31:38.320 because they were putting the funeral on YouTube.

00:31:40.800 So long story short, my dad didn't even get to go to the funeral.

00:31:45.480 None of us were able to go to the funeral.

00:31:47.740 His kids were able to and his wife was able to and everything.

00:31:51.000 We just watched his funeral on YouTube just a couple hours ago.

00:31:55.640 Wow.

00:31:56.160 So they YouTube and death.

00:32:02.040 You know, the Grim Reaper is is is is upgrading his technology.

00:32:07.780 That's what it's come to people.

00:32:09.640 The Grim Reaper is upgrading his technology.

00:32:14.200 OK.

00:32:15.420 This man have to be somewhere watching his uncle die on a damn YouTube.

00:32:25.440 Onward.

00:32:26.760 And it was just it was just kind of a trip.

00:32:30.760 It was just really weird.

00:32:33.360 And I'm like the the emotion wasn't really there watching this funeral on YouTube.

00:32:39.040 And even for my dad, it was just it just wasn't quite the same.

00:32:43.240 He even said something about it.

00:32:44.800 Just, you know, the human brain may be processing that kind of emotion differently.

00:32:49.420 I don't know, man.

00:32:51.540 Just kind of weird.

00:32:52.500 I'm very sorry to hear about the passing in your family.

00:32:57.280 And I'm really sorry for your dad.

00:32:59.120 You know, you know, I got to see my brother this weekend and out there and so you and it's you know, it's a special gift to have a brother.

00:33:09.500 And, and man, I bet that was really tough for him.

00:33:13.280 But Jeepers, Jeepers friend, I when you hear this and you know, you know, how are you going to be on you?

00:33:23.640 What if in the middle of the thing, you know, you get an email reminder?

00:33:28.260 Or a notification of a damn tick tock or something.

00:33:33.200 And you, you know, they're sitting there right there.

00:33:36.440 You know, you know, you know, Johnny was a good man and he, he survived today by and then it's like, you know, what if somebody comments on the thing?

00:33:51.280 Gang gang first.

00:33:52.840 What if somebody writes that on the freaking funeral?

00:33:54.720 You know, it just, yeah, I mean, that's just the crazy, you know, somebody writes first on your, on your uncle's funeral.

00:34:11.500 Or somebody writes like, oh, I thought this was magic and I thought they were going to cut the thing in half or something.

00:34:16.140 It just, I mean, it's all, it all could get wild.

00:34:25.920 It all could get wild.

00:34:26.980 So, um, those are some great, some great suggestions, man, some great thoughts about what, what could happen?

00:34:33.040 What could the, what could the world be like?

00:34:35.720 Um, you know, I was over here, I was in Springdale, I was in Rockville and had a nice time, got to go fishing.

00:34:44.080 And I caught an endangered animal fish.

00:34:51.220 I caught an endangered animal fish and that thing, that little bastard, he was, he looked rare.

00:34:58.420 Right when I saw him, I said, damn, he looks, you know, some fish look like they live in the lake that they're in.

00:35:05.120 Some fish look like they just passing through, like they're from like a different place.

00:35:08.280 Like, oh, okay.

00:35:09.460 And he had that vibe.

00:35:11.080 Oh, he, this little fella's an out-of-towner.

00:35:14.960 You know, he ain't a local boy.

00:35:16.560 He seemed like he had read a few books, you know, like he had a different vibe in him.

00:35:22.260 And it was a chub, it's called a North, uh, chub-endangered Utah.

00:35:32.620 And this fish, well, the Utah chub.

00:35:38.280 Uh, and the, the river I was in was called the Virgin River.

00:35:47.680 Um, and it is, it's a special river.

00:35:52.880 The Virgin River, Utah.

00:35:57.820 Let me tell you about it.

00:35:59.060 I want to tell you one interesting fact about this, uh, waterway.

00:36:02.240 Um, the Virgin River chub, federally listed endangered species, 18-incher.

00:36:12.120 Rare and beautiful, it says here.

00:36:14.660 This fish is the top native predator in the Virgin River.

00:36:20.000 And I could, I could have sensed that a little.

00:36:21.540 It, it was daytime when I caught it, but I could see it getting into some shit at night.

00:36:28.260 It had that look about them.

00:36:31.240 The Virgin River chub feeds on small fish insects.

00:36:34.380 And they like deep pools with boulders and debris.

00:36:39.780 And I caught one of those bastards, boy.

00:36:41.920 And I caught him on liver.

00:36:43.140 I fish on chicken liver and I fish on, uh, worm.

00:36:46.540 American worm.

00:36:50.580 And, yeah.

00:36:52.920 I caught him, man.

00:36:54.380 So, uh, so that was nice.

00:36:56.900 We caught a couple bullheads and my brother caught a snapping turtle.

00:37:01.760 A big thing.

00:37:03.060 Um, and, and we, we put everything back.

00:37:07.760 We put everything back.

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00:42:04.860 Who is listening?

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00:42:07.300 Got a couple listeners right here.

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00:42:11.120 Yo, Fizzle.

00:42:12.180 This is Joe from Philly.

00:42:14.520 What up, Joe from Philly?

00:42:17.660 Gang, gang.

00:42:18.940 Gang, bucko.

00:42:19.960 Just call him in and say, yo, man, your show is funny as hell, bro.

00:42:25.660 All night while I'm at work doing Overnight Freight, now you're having my Bluetooth earphones in.

00:42:32.520 Gang, brother.

00:42:34.240 And I appreciate you listening.

00:42:35.720 Overnight Freight as well, also a nickname for burglary or burglary.

00:42:42.720 And I like the way you terminize it, but, uh, and I don't disrespect it.

00:42:49.500 I don't disrespect criminalism if you're a businessman, if you're out there just pocketing a little of this or a little of that.

00:42:56.660 But if you're working at a job overnight and doing Overnight Freight or whatever, I respect that shit, bro.

00:43:04.340 Gang, shit.

00:43:06.020 Another gentleman.

00:43:07.000 Hey, Theo.

00:43:10.400 This is, uh, Logan from Alberta, Canada.

00:43:13.980 Just wanted to let you know who you got listening way up here in the great white north.

00:43:19.800 Um, like I said, up here in, up here in Canada, I'm a blacksmith.

00:43:26.240 Ooh.

00:43:28.160 And what a dichotomy, a blacksmith in the great white north.

00:43:32.680 And that's about the most Canadian thing.

00:43:34.480 You know it's so white there, they gotta make a black guy.

00:43:37.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:43:39.100 They gotta, you gotta dude out there chiseling out a black dude in a, in a shed.

00:43:44.080 You know, chiseling together a, um, a Darius.

00:43:47.600 Or, you know, chiseling together a, uh, um, a Sharkeesh.

00:43:53.240 I'm actually a farrier.

00:43:57.440 So what that is, is I, uh, I take raw steel and I, I build horseshoes in a forge and an anvil.

00:44:03.720 Old school style, just like the medieval days.

00:44:06.640 Uh, build horseshoes and knives and stuff.

00:44:09.580 And, uh, predominantly I build horseshoes and nail them on horses' feet.

00:44:13.180 They can go up and go to work.

00:44:14.460 Oh, I see what you're talking about.

00:44:18.780 Um, yeah, man.

00:44:21.520 I mean, if that's what you want to do, then that's what's being done.

00:44:24.800 And I think that's beautiful to be taking care of a, of a, uh, a horse's foot.

00:44:29.740 Because the rest of us, we see a horse, we don't think about that.

00:44:34.240 I see a horse, I think I want to put a couple of dollars on this one.

00:44:37.780 Striped passenger, whatever his name is.

00:44:41.240 Birdie's, uh, diary.

00:44:44.420 You know?

00:44:46.340 Johnson's pocket.

00:44:47.740 I'll throw $200 on that thing.

00:44:51.140 You know, Tricky Russell.

00:44:53.060 I'll throw $40 on Tricky Russell to come in third.

00:44:55.840 But you don't think that there's somebody

00:44:59.680 Sees a horse

00:45:01.560 And says, you know what, boy?

00:45:05.940 About to throw some shoes on that bitch.

00:45:11.080 And, um

00:45:11.920 And, look, I, I, look, I think that's beautiful.

00:45:15.200 I would love to see you guys up the ante, though.

00:45:18.100 I'd love to see you put a little, uh

00:45:19.900 Put a, um

00:45:22.180 I'd love to see you guys put a

00:45:24.220 Put a Nike on a

00:45:25.580 On a little wolf.

00:45:27.440 I

00:45:27.540 I'd love to see you throw a damn crock on a

00:45:30.540 On a crock.

00:45:32.900 Now that would be some G shit.

00:45:36.560 I mean, I think it's savage as hell to be hammering a

00:45:39.200 A piece of metal into a Clydesdale.

00:45:44.240 But if it helps them

00:45:45.280 Then I think it's beautiful.

00:45:46.640 But I would love to see you put a damn, uh

00:45:50.900 Put a little piece of

00:45:52.960 FUBU footwear on a frog.

00:45:56.860 Now that would be crazy.

00:45:58.960 Or throw some ASICs on a

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00:46:02.300 On a

00:46:03.920 Um

00:46:04.460 I'd love to see an ASIC on a fox.

00:46:07.980 People are like, damn, that fox is

00:46:09.160 Fast as fox.

00:46:10.800 Cause he

00:46:12.640 He

00:46:12.880 He got ASICs.

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00:49:09.420 You know I remember when I was

00:49:12.940 When I was a child for one year

00:49:17.160 I went to a school and it was called Lion Elementary

00:49:21.320 And they misspelled it

00:49:24.300 L-Y-O-N

00:49:25.420 And named after this guy Donald Lion

00:49:31.780 And he was the first man actually in our town

00:49:34.540 That had ever seen

00:49:35.440 I guess

00:49:36.420 That had ever seen a Louisiana black bear

00:49:38.980 And he didn't have one or anything

00:49:44.660 But he had seen it

00:49:45.460 And no one else had seen it

00:49:47.320 And there used to be value back then

00:49:50.440 To seeing something

00:49:51.240 Before you could just have a camera or something

00:49:53.460 You had to see it and tell people

00:49:55.500 You could maybe draw them a picture

00:49:58.860 Or make them a thing out of clay

00:50:00.100 Oh here it is

00:50:00.920 This is what it is

00:50:02.660 You know

00:50:02.980 It's a bear

00:50:04.840 You're like

00:50:06.180 Well it looks like a fat goat

00:50:07.760 Well I'm not that good of a sculptor

00:50:09.660 But that doesn't mean I didn't see it

00:50:11.380 And I went to that school man

00:50:14.400 It was a kind of a

00:50:15.360 It was a school that was a little closer

00:50:17.940 To where I grew up

00:50:19.040 And it was

00:50:19.540 It was

00:50:22.260 It specialized in special education

00:50:25.280 And these are a lot of children

00:50:28.120 Who are mental

00:50:29.000 You know

00:50:29.860 Mentally unique

00:50:31.480 Rare

00:50:32.640 A lot of kids kind of

00:50:34.880 You seem like they're

00:50:35.460 They want to do magic or something

00:50:37.020 But they're just children

00:50:37.940 And they don't

00:50:40.040 And they just

00:50:41.420 You know

00:50:42.460 Sometimes they be in remedial classes

00:50:44.700 You'll see a kid

00:50:45.400 Four years in the second grade

00:50:46.820 But all of them are happy about it

00:50:50.820 And they loved it

00:50:51.480 And

00:50:51.660 And it was good man

00:50:53.340 And I went

00:50:53.760 Because it was close to us

00:50:54.960 And I enjoyed it

00:50:55.720 And the principal was this man

00:50:56.860 Troy

00:50:57.480 Or T-Roy Jackson

00:50:59.080 And he could whistle

00:51:01.280 Dude this guy

00:51:03.080 God he could whistle

00:51:05.760 My God he could

00:51:09.520 Just pass wind through

00:51:12.440 His lips boy

00:51:14.160 He could just whistle man

00:51:18.360 Imagine something flying out of your lips

00:51:21.580 Through a really small hole

00:51:22.860 Now imagine that thing is beautiful

00:51:26.600 That's whistling

00:51:29.920 And

00:51:32.440 And

00:51:32.940 And he could do it

00:51:34.260 And he could do it man

00:51:36.540 He could whistle

00:51:37.160 He could whistle from one end of the property

00:51:38.940 To the other

00:51:39.680 You could hear him at the other end of the property

00:51:41.460 And which is one of the reasons

00:51:43.100 One of the reasons why he even got the job

00:51:45.600 And

00:51:47.240 And that man could

00:51:49.960 God he could whistle

00:51:50.780 And sometimes you know

00:51:54.560 You know sometimes I still think about him

00:51:59.780 And I think he passed away

00:52:02.900 He might have died

00:52:03.660 All right

00:52:06.760 Let's get into a couple more calls here

00:52:08.600 Here we go

00:52:09.340 Gang gang bro

00:52:11.760 What up

00:52:12.580 Yo Theo

00:52:14.320 I'm in a conundrum

00:52:17.080 Onions

00:52:20.520 Or

00:52:22.040 Funions

00:52:23.240 Ooh

00:52:25.380 That is a toughie huh

00:52:29.640 Man that is a toughie

00:52:32.260 You know

00:52:32.460 Cause you know it

00:52:33.620 An onion

00:52:35.140 An onion

00:52:37.880 An onion is the real deal

00:52:39.080 An onion is the real

00:52:42.200 An onion comes with all the emotions

00:52:44.220 You know it's probably the national vegetable of this past weekend listeners

00:52:49.140 You know this is the kind of podcast

00:52:51.840 Sometimes you gotta crack into that onion

00:52:53.340 An onion is

00:52:57.120 It's just the

00:52:57.680 You know it's the one that went to school

00:52:59.680 And it got it's

00:53:00.560 You know it's

00:53:01.380 It's had some tough times

00:53:03.300 And maybe it went through a bad marriage or two

00:53:05.600 And then funions are just fucking onions

00:53:08.600 That have just

00:53:09.180 That has gooped out

00:53:11.120 They gooped out on methamphetamines

00:53:13.340 Or you know they've been smoking

00:53:15.660 Doing cigarettes

00:53:17.180 And doing a little bit of

00:53:18.400 You know sneaking a little sip of fireball

00:53:22.640 You know at church or something

00:53:25.280 That's a tough one man

00:53:29.980 Onions are funions

00:53:31.600 But funions got that fun in them

00:53:34.360 You know they go on a community college

00:53:36.460 You know when they had it

00:53:37.340 They worked at Subway for a couple months

00:53:39.060 Before some shit went up

00:53:40.280 Shit went down

00:53:41.120 And some money went missing

00:53:42.640 But onions

00:53:46.140 Onions

00:53:47.000 You know they grow in a real garden

00:53:49.900 And they know other vegetables

00:53:51.560 You know they might have a carrot in their phone

00:53:54.540 They might have a

00:53:56.260 You know a way to get in touch with a rhubarb

00:53:58.540 Or something in a Rolodex at their house

00:54:00.860 You know an onion has a chance to be part of other recipes

00:54:05.700 An onion

00:54:06.300 An onion you might see an onion in a salad

00:54:10.480 Or salad

00:54:11.400 Or salad actually

00:54:13.140 Not salad

00:54:13.720 You might see an onion in a salad

00:54:16.300 You know you might see an onion

00:54:19.540 On the edge of a steak

00:54:21.180 Or

00:54:21.400 But funions

00:54:23.980 Nobody's ever serving a damn steak and funions

00:54:26.340 A funions ain't coming on a burger

00:54:30.080 So I'm staying real with it man

00:54:34.180 Real with it

00:54:34.860 Rock with it

00:54:35.380 I'm going onions

00:54:37.020 I'm going onions

00:54:38.680 On that one

00:54:40.180 Thank you for checking in about that as well

00:54:42.140 We got this call that came in

00:54:45.580 Hey

00:54:48.120 Hey what's up Theo

00:54:50.960 This is Brennan calling from Baton Rouge, Louisiana

00:54:54.100 Oh thank you for calling down there in Baton Rouge

00:54:57.300 You know spent much of time down there

00:55:01.020 And I bought some cocaine down there once

00:55:02.680 And

00:55:02.900 And went jogging on it

00:55:05.460 And that's called running the gram baby

00:55:09.300 Gang

00:55:10.140 I got a question for you

00:55:12.280 Who do you think would win in a feud between

00:55:15.240 Hillary Clinton and Carole Baskin

00:55:17.400 Who's got the better hit man

00:55:19.500 And also

00:55:21.180 They both kind of look alike don't they

00:55:23.620 They

00:55:25.420 They do have a similar visual

00:55:27.400 When I get that visual of them they look a little similar

00:55:31.060 Who would win out of Hillary and Carole Baskin

00:55:34.800 Damn

00:55:37.860 Well you know Hillary's going to have a lot more

00:55:45.120 Firepower

00:55:46.540 She's going to have men in suits doing her business

00:55:48.740 She's going to have a lot more

00:55:50.960 She's going to have workers carrying it out

00:55:54.200 Carol's going to bait you with that kitty

00:55:57.340 And then

00:56:00.180 Snuff you out

00:56:02.120 You know

00:56:04.600 Carol's going to do that you know

00:56:05.820 Flowered headdress

00:56:06.940 Let's go skip through the garden

00:56:08.380 And then damn

00:56:10.660 Hit you with that sharp rake

00:56:12.520 That's a tough one

00:56:18.240 I mean Hillary just has so much

00:56:19.820 There's so much

00:56:20.700 You know Hillary's going to be harder to get to

00:56:24.700 Carol's going to be probably kind of easy access

00:56:27.000 She's on YouTube

00:56:28.320 But Hillary

00:56:33.180 You might be able to bait Hillary more

00:56:36.780 With

00:56:39.460 With something

00:56:40.700 I don't know

00:56:41.280 It'd be vicious

00:56:41.940 I'd love to watch them wrestle man

00:56:44.040 I would love to watch them wrestle

00:56:46.920 That's a good one man

00:56:48.720 That's a toss up for me

00:56:49.680 That is a toss up for me

00:56:52.640 What else is going on man

00:56:55.540 Oh I'll tell you

00:56:57.040 I was going to tell you

00:56:57.600 When I was at that school

00:56:58.600 So I'm at that Lyon Elementary

00:57:00.060 And this was a secondary

00:57:02.880 The premier elementary school in our town

00:57:06.580 Was Covington Elementary

00:57:08.720 And Lyons Elementary was

00:57:12.460 It was secondary

00:57:13.680 And it was just a

00:57:15.800 It was a type of place

00:57:17.100 It was

00:57:18.300 You know it was just

00:57:19.260 It was a second

00:57:20.600 It was a

00:57:21.280 You know it was the bad news bears

00:57:24.120 Of education

00:57:25.040 It was

00:57:27.160 You know we didn't have

00:57:28.780 Some of the books

00:57:30.380 People had just written them

00:57:31.700 Some of the school books

00:57:33.580 Somebody's daddy had written

00:57:34.720 Like Jesus

00:57:35.920 Half of this is wrong

00:57:37.860 You know the kickball

00:57:40.520 It was just a volleyball

00:57:41.600 And somebody wrote kick on it

00:57:44.100 With a marker

00:57:45.560 Or marks a lot

00:57:47.440 You know the windows

00:57:53.060 The windows had been like

00:57:55.140 Repurposed from a local prison

00:57:56.640 So they

00:57:57.980 A lot of them was that

00:57:58.720 You know you couldn't see through them

00:58:00.240 It was just mirror sided

00:58:01.880 You know and

00:58:04.140 And you'd have

00:58:05.500 People had carved crazy stuff into them

00:58:07.780 You know I didn't do it

00:58:09.720 You know

00:58:11.560 God shall be my last decider

00:58:15.300 Just you know

00:58:16.260 Prison

00:58:17.220 Prison

00:58:18.260 Chatter

00:58:20.400 It was just a secondary elementary

00:58:26.560 And they had this boy there

00:58:27.960 This kid

00:58:28.360 Wyatt Power was his name

00:58:29.820 And now I mean in hindsight

00:58:32.300 That's

00:58:32.820 That's a wild name to have dude

00:58:34.840 You know

00:58:36.020 Wyatt Power

00:58:37.640 But at the time

00:58:39.580 I don't

00:58:39.940 It wasn't anything racial

00:58:41.540 It was probably

00:58:42.080 It was probably like

00:58:43.000 A family name

00:58:44.160 Because I think he was

00:58:44.900 Wyatt

00:58:45.260 You know

00:58:45.920 Wyatt Power the 6th

00:58:48.080 Or whatever

00:58:48.460 And he was always

00:58:52.120 He always had him

00:58:53.480 Had a little

00:58:54.100 Cricket on him

00:58:55.600 Or a little

00:58:56.440 Salamander

00:58:57.540 You know he always had

00:58:59.920 A little snail

00:59:01.020 Or something

00:59:01.560 Or a little

00:59:02.560 Half a handful of lightning bugs

00:59:05.100 Daytimers

00:59:06.660 Making him work

00:59:07.240 The daytime shift

00:59:08.600 And that shit hurt me

00:59:09.480 That shit hurt my feelings man

00:59:11.480 When you see a lightning bug

00:59:12.560 Working in the daytime

00:59:13.480 You can't shake that

00:59:16.220 Once you've seen it

00:59:17.560 But I remember

00:59:19.340 It was show and tell

00:59:20.280 And he told everybody in class

00:59:21.660 Or

00:59:21.920 That he was gonna get a cricket

00:59:23.700 Right

00:59:25.100 To pass gas

00:59:26.420 Right

00:59:26.800 Cause

00:59:27.060 Remember when you were a child

00:59:28.420 This was

00:59:28.880 Third grade

00:59:30.440 So passing gas

00:59:32.860 Or farting

00:59:33.520 Or doing body fart

00:59:34.600 Was about the most

00:59:36.500 It was like the

00:59:38.180 It was kind of like band

00:59:39.940 For kids

00:59:40.820 I mean it's the only instrument

00:59:42.540 Really

00:59:42.900 You have two instruments

00:59:43.940 Your mouth

00:59:44.520 When you do your underarm

00:59:46.480 Like that

00:59:47.000 And then your butt

00:59:47.900 So he would do

00:59:49.960 Farts

00:59:50.380 Body farts

00:59:51.040 He said he could get a cricket

00:59:52.160 To do one

00:59:52.860 So we're all like saying

00:59:55.860 F

00:59:56.400 F

00:59:56.940 F

00:59:57.600 Or whatever kids say

00:59:59.100 You know

00:59:59.360 Not F

00:59:59.920 But whatever means F

01:00:01.040 F

01:00:02.320 You

01:00:02.560 Wyatt

01:00:03.000 All of this and that

01:00:04.160 BSing him

01:00:06.020 Telling him to go

01:00:07.600 BS himself

01:00:08.520 Well here's what

01:00:09.980 Huck heard

01:00:10.440 So

01:00:10.780 The day he was

01:00:12.840 Supposed to do it

01:00:13.380 I remember seeing him

01:00:14.040 At recess

01:00:14.460 And he was just

01:00:15.060 Pacing around

01:00:15.860 And just scared

01:00:16.720 And

01:00:17.000 He was on these

01:00:18.280 Shitty monkey bars

01:00:19.220 We had

01:00:19.680 And we

01:00:19.940 I mean a monkey

01:00:21.040 Dude if a monkey

01:00:21.740 Saw these monkey bars

01:00:22.800 He would just

01:00:23.460 He would not even

01:00:25.540 Go buy them

01:00:26.700 You know

01:00:27.540 They were more

01:00:28.080 For a swan

01:00:28.900 Or something

01:00:29.140 You might see a sparrow

01:00:30.280 On them

01:00:30.640 They just

01:00:31.660 Everything at this school

01:00:32.580 Was just rot gut

01:00:33.700 And so

01:00:35.880 I could tell

01:00:36.380 He was nervous

01:00:37.000 I could tell

01:00:37.420 He was scared

01:00:38.040 Right

01:00:38.400 And

01:00:38.640 Cause I'm like

01:00:39.800 He

01:00:40.120 He can't do this

01:00:41.780 He can't do this

01:00:43.500 You know

01:00:45.420 A man can't get

01:00:46.460 A little cricket

01:00:48.140 To do a fart

01:00:49.060 You know

01:00:50.940 He can't

01:00:52.160 Do it

01:00:52.640 So anyway

01:00:54.560 Next thing I know

01:00:55.400 Dude we're back in class

01:00:56.500 And he had

01:00:57.780 I guess gotten

01:00:58.400 Some flour

01:00:59.260 Right

01:01:00.340 And

01:01:02.120 We're all

01:01:03.040 Sitting there

01:01:03.520 Watching

01:01:04.000 And

01:01:05.040 The teacher

01:01:05.740 Let him do it

01:01:06.680 You know

01:01:07.100 They were like

01:01:07.680 Just right before

01:01:08.540 Class started

01:01:09.380 They were going to

01:01:09.740 Give him like

01:01:10.060 Two minutes

01:01:10.640 To

01:01:10.840 You know

01:01:11.700 He was a bit

01:01:12.300 Of a showman

01:01:12.940 So I remember

01:01:15.420 And this happened

01:01:17.580 Really fast

01:01:18.280 But he like

01:01:19.400 Threw the flower

01:01:21.020 Into

01:01:21.500 We're all sitting there

01:01:22.600 In like a semicircle

01:01:23.660 He threw like

01:01:24.840 Threw the flower

01:01:25.460 In everyone's face

01:01:26.340 And then

01:01:28.640 While we were

01:01:29.560 All kind of

01:01:30.380 What I guess

01:01:32.220 He thought was

01:01:32.640 Going to be

01:01:32.980 Blinded by the

01:01:34.040 Flower

01:01:34.440 He turned around

01:01:36.100 And

01:01:37.800 He

01:01:40.180 He basically

01:01:40.800 Ended up

01:01:41.240 Defecating

01:01:42.020 Onto the floor

01:01:43.820 Of the classroom

01:01:44.460 But I think

01:01:46.560 What he had

01:01:47.040 Meant to do

01:01:47.740 Was

01:01:49.780 Pass gas

01:01:51.900 Do fart

01:01:52.520 I think he had

01:01:54.320 Meant to

01:01:55.080 Do fart

01:01:56.200 But he

01:01:57.760 You know

01:01:59.020 He was

01:01:59.300 He was going

01:02:00.300 To blind us

01:02:00.920 With the

01:02:01.300 Flower

01:02:02.020 And then

01:02:03.120 Make a

01:02:03.560 Do a fart

01:02:04.360 A body fart

01:02:05.360 And

01:02:07.880 And then

01:02:08.480 Have us believe

01:02:09.340 That this

01:02:09.680 That the cricket

01:02:10.260 Had done it

01:02:10.980 Because there

01:02:12.520 Was a cricket

01:02:13.080 Sorry

01:02:13.400 There was a cricket

01:02:14.980 There

01:02:15.280 And instead

01:02:18.620 Man

01:02:18.920 Everybody had

01:02:19.520 Flower

01:02:19.980 And the next

01:02:20.520 Thing you know

01:02:20.800 I just remember

01:02:21.220 It really smelled

01:02:21.720 Like poop

01:02:22.300 And then somebody

01:02:22.820 Said oh

01:02:23.520 Why it

01:02:25.000 Pooped

01:02:25.560 On the floor

01:02:26.880 And it was

01:02:27.480 Just

01:02:27.900 You know

01:02:30.940 It just

01:02:31.240 Got

01:02:31.420 You just

01:02:31.980 It's hard

01:02:35.260 To pull off

01:02:35.820 Magic

01:02:36.260 Is really

01:02:36.840 It's hard

01:02:39.080 To pull off

01:02:39.480 Magic if you're

01:02:40.080 Doing it all

01:02:40.540 Alone

01:02:40.960 But

01:02:45.460 Anyway man

01:02:46.580 What else

01:02:46.960 Do we have

01:02:47.500 Let's get

01:02:47.880 Into a little

01:02:48.340 Bit more

01:02:48.880 So we can

01:02:49.500 Get

01:02:49.860 Get on

01:02:51.780 With our

01:02:52.060 Day man

01:02:52.640 Thank you

01:02:53.040 Guys for

01:02:53.380 All the

01:02:53.700 All the

01:02:54.020 Communication

01:02:54.600 And thanks

01:02:54.960 For caring

01:02:55.300 That the

01:02:55.560 Podcast

01:02:55.860 Was late

01:02:56.440 You know

01:02:58.840 I was just

01:02:59.400 Enjoying

01:03:00.280 Myself

01:03:00.840 You know

01:03:01.640 I was really

01:03:02.020 Just enjoying

01:03:02.640 Myself

01:03:03.160 We got a

01:03:04.100 Patreon question

01:03:04.800 That came in

01:03:05.520 And this

01:03:06.200 Is from

01:03:06.360 Kim

01:03:06.640 Chickens

01:03:07.340 Camping is

01:03:08.480 Fun

01:03:08.820 Beautiful

01:03:09.180 Country

01:03:09.600 Out here

01:03:10.320 How do

01:03:11.800 You like

01:03:12.240 Getting

01:03:12.600 Being back

01:03:13.420 Inside

01:03:13.940 Do you have

01:03:14.280 A balcony

01:03:14.720 You can sit

01:03:15.200 On to

01:03:15.440 Enjoy nature

01:03:16.200 I have a

01:03:17.680 Park near

01:03:18.180 Me

01:03:18.540 So I go

01:03:20.700 Over there

01:03:21.280 But yeah

01:03:21.980 It was

01:03:22.280 Really nice

01:03:22.940 You know

01:03:23.960 I went and

01:03:24.340 Stayed at a

01:03:24.760 Campground

01:03:25.400 So

01:03:27.320 You know

01:03:29.220 I went and

01:03:32.380 Stayed at a

01:03:32.740 Campground

01:03:33.120 I went with

01:03:33.520 My friend

01:03:34.020 And it was

01:03:35.220 It was nice

01:03:35.960 We stayed at

01:03:37.460 A campground

01:03:38.140 One night

01:03:38.740 Stayed by

01:03:39.400 My family's

01:03:40.340 In-laws

01:03:41.300 The other

01:03:41.660 Night

01:03:42.000 My brother

01:03:42.740 And his

01:03:43.020 Wife were

01:03:43.460 There

01:03:43.740 With their

01:03:44.560 Children

01:03:45.020 And

01:03:48.180 Yeah

01:03:49.520 Just you

01:03:49.960 Know

01:03:50.080 You

01:03:50.300 You hook

01:03:50.760 The water

01:03:51.240 Into the

01:03:51.660 Camper

01:03:52.080 And just

01:03:52.320 Did it

01:03:52.660 All

01:03:52.940 You know

01:03:53.780 You got

01:03:54.100 To take

01:03:54.680 Out the

01:03:54.980 Grey

01:03:55.280 Water

01:03:55.700 Take out

01:03:56.200 The dark

01:03:56.720 Water

01:03:57.200 You know

01:03:59.880 Plugging in

01:04:00.500 For electricity

01:04:01.180 Running

01:04:01.600 The generator

01:04:02.420 We didn't

01:04:04.640 Even use

01:04:04.960 The generator

01:04:05.460 Said that

01:04:06.760 Was nice

01:04:07.300 It was

01:04:08.560 Nice and

01:04:08.980 Cool

01:04:09.340 And if

01:04:10.900 You've

01:04:11.080 Never

01:04:11.240 Driven

01:04:11.500 Through

01:04:11.700 Zion

01:04:12.160 National

01:04:12.740 Park

01:04:13.180 The park

01:04:14.380 Wasn't

01:04:14.660 Open

01:04:14.920 But you

01:04:15.180 Could drive

01:04:15.700 Through it

01:04:16.180 You

01:04:17.180 Could

01:04:17.340 Motor

01:04:17.600 On

01:04:18.000 And hot

01:04:20.040 Diggity

01:04:21.040 It was

01:04:21.620 Beautiful

01:04:22.020 And I

01:04:26.140 Like

01:04:26.320 You know

01:04:26.720 You go to

01:04:27.100 A campground

01:04:27.780 They got

01:04:28.160 Somebody

01:04:28.560 Next door

01:04:29.160 They set

01:04:29.660 Up

01:04:29.840 They

01:04:30.040 They bring

01:04:31.320 Their whole

01:04:31.740 Life out

01:04:32.320 There

01:04:32.500 They got

01:04:33.480 A strawberry

01:04:34.100 Garden

01:04:34.840 Some people

01:04:36.080 Go camp

01:04:36.540 At these

01:04:36.840 Campgrounds

01:04:37.540 For

01:04:37.740 A year

01:04:38.620 They'll do

01:04:40.200 A six

01:04:40.580 Month lease

01:04:41.100 You park

01:04:41.540 That thing

01:04:42.020 Plug in

01:04:42.480 The electricity

01:04:43.160 Fifty dollars

01:04:45.040 A night

01:04:45.620 Beautiful

01:04:48.180 Great way to

01:04:49.160 Spend that

01:04:49.520 Stimulus check

01:04:50.300 Speaking of

01:04:52.640 Stimulus check

01:04:53.180 Here's a call

01:04:53.640 That came in

01:04:54.400 What's up

01:04:56.020 This is

01:04:56.680 Cooper

01:04:57.020 Down in

01:04:57.600 Austin

01:04:57.940 Texas

01:04:58.440 What's up

01:04:59.760 Cooper

01:05:00.000 Thank you

01:05:00.340 For calling

01:05:00.700 Brother

01:05:01.000 Onward

01:05:01.360 I was just

01:05:02.380 Listening to

01:05:02.860 The episode

01:05:03.400 And you

01:05:04.560 Know you

01:05:04.760 Talking about

01:05:05.340 Being grateful

01:05:06.480 For the

01:05:06.860 1200

01:05:07.240 And everything

01:05:08.040 And how our

01:05:08.980 Government's

01:05:09.440 Really helping

01:05:09.940 Us out

01:05:10.460 And listen

01:05:10.940 If you're

01:05:11.640 Struggling

01:05:12.040 And you

01:05:12.460 Needed that

01:05:12.860 1200

01:05:13.380 Then I'm

01:05:14.560 Definitely

01:05:14.840 Glad you

01:05:15.340 Got it

01:05:15.800 But when

01:05:17.500 You really

01:05:17.840 Look at it

01:05:18.360 Man

01:05:18.700 At all the

01:05:19.500 Money they

01:05:19.920 Spent and

01:05:20.720 Printed for

01:05:21.400 The stimulus

01:05:21.960 It was

01:05:22.820 About six

01:05:23.420 Trillion

01:05:23.880 Dollars

01:05:24.400 So you

01:05:26.420 Know they

01:05:27.140 That's more

01:05:28.220 Than fifteen

01:05:28.900 Thousand

01:05:29.380 Dollars

01:05:29.740 Per person

01:05:30.400 Most of

01:05:31.720 That's going

01:05:32.180 To you

01:05:33.420 Know wealthier

01:05:34.040 People it's

01:05:35.100 Going all

01:05:35.580 Back to the

01:05:36.080 Top you

01:05:36.640 Know and

01:05:37.220 The reality

01:05:37.720 Is that's

01:05:38.180 Our money

01:05:38.580 In the first

01:05:39.040 Place they're

01:05:39.560 Just going

01:05:40.460 Into debt

01:05:41.020 Robbing future

01:05:41.780 Generations

01:05:42.420 The government

01:05:43.160 Doesn't produce

01:05:43.920 Any money

01:05:44.340 Itself so

01:05:45.080 It's nice

01:05:46.140 That people

01:05:46.740 Are getting

01:05:47.100 A couple

01:05:47.500 Crumbs

01:05:47.980 But number

01:05:48.820 One is their

01:05:49.360 Money in the

01:05:49.820 First place

01:05:50.360 And number

01:05:50.700 Two

01:05:51.080 Everybody's

01:05:53.180 Going into

01:05:53.720 Debt

01:05:54.160 An additional

01:05:54.800 Almost twenty

01:05:55.480 Thousand dollars

01:05:56.240 Just to get a

01:05:56.840 Little thousand

01:05:57.280 So

01:05:57.700 Thank you man

01:06:00.120 I appreciate it

01:06:00.980 Yeah you know

01:06:01.600 I don't know

01:06:02.040 I don't know a ton

01:06:03.160 Exactly how it

01:06:04.060 Works

01:06:04.460 You know I do

01:06:06.540 Know that if we

01:06:07.020 Just print money

01:06:07.820 That it lowers

01:06:08.520 The overall value

01:06:09.500 Of money

01:06:09.820 Because there's

01:06:10.180 More

01:06:10.480 Some people

01:06:12.200 Are just like

01:06:12.540 Just give me

01:06:13.080 Money

01:06:13.540 Give me

01:06:14.520 Some dang

01:06:15.540 Money man

01:06:16.400 Print money

01:06:17.460 You see people

01:06:19.480 Out there like

01:06:19.880 Why can't the

01:06:20.480 Government

01:06:20.800 Just give me

01:06:21.480 For sixty

01:06:22.020 Dollars

01:06:22.660 Why can't

01:06:23.920 They just

01:06:24.340 Give me

01:06:24.680 Sixty

01:06:24.980 Dollars

01:06:25.500 Well I mean

01:06:28.800 They can

01:06:29.320 But it's just

01:06:29.800 Like in the

01:06:30.300 End the

01:06:30.700 Value

01:06:31.000 The overall

01:06:31.660 Value of it

01:06:32.260 Goes down

01:06:32.700 Because if we

01:06:33.180 Just print

01:06:33.720 More of it

01:06:34.400 Yeah it's

01:06:40.160 Look

01:06:40.560 There's yeah

01:06:41.020 There's definitely

01:06:41.460 A lot more

01:06:41.980 Into it

01:06:42.580 I think my

01:06:44.540 Overall

01:06:44.920 My point

01:06:45.580 I felt

01:06:45.940 I felt

01:06:45.960 Like was

01:06:46.460 Just that

01:06:49.560 And I think

01:06:50.500 You're saying

01:06:50.880 It as well

01:06:51.420 That

01:06:51.700 That yeah

01:06:53.080 Like we

01:06:53.800 Get to

01:06:54.400 It's nice

01:06:55.820 On the

01:06:56.240 Surface

01:06:56.560 If it

01:06:56.940 Looks this

01:06:57.440 Way

01:06:57.820 But that

01:06:58.920 There's

01:06:59.140 Bigger

01:06:59.520 Things in

01:06:59.900 The

01:07:00.020 Background

01:07:00.360 Going on

01:07:01.080 That are

01:07:02.060 Affecting us

01:07:02.600 More long

01:07:03.100 Term

01:07:03.420 And yeah

01:07:04.620 I agree

01:07:05.080 I agree

01:07:05.800 Man that

01:07:06.180 There's a

01:07:06.460 Lot

01:07:06.620 Happening

01:07:07.040 But I

01:07:10.380 Guess

01:07:10.640 Yeah it's

01:07:10.940 Just

01:07:11.120 It's

01:07:11.880 Even if

01:07:14.520 The money

01:07:15.000 That we're

01:07:15.460 Making

01:07:16.500 Ends up

01:07:17.720 Lowering the

01:07:18.380 Value of our

01:07:18.980 Money down

01:07:19.880 The road

01:07:20.500 If it

01:07:22.020 You know

01:07:23.960 Yeah it

01:07:25.360 Might not be

01:07:25.740 The best

01:07:26.180 Long term

01:07:26.800 Move

01:07:27.320 But yeah

01:07:29.880 At least

01:07:30.120 We're just

01:07:30.400 In it

01:07:30.640 We're in a

01:07:31.200 Whether it's

01:07:31.880 Good or

01:07:32.340 Not

01:07:33.060 It is

01:07:34.060 Interesting

01:07:34.560 That we

01:07:34.940 Have

01:07:35.240 And it

01:07:36.340 Makes us

01:07:36.620 Feel good

01:07:37.080 That we

01:07:37.420 Have a

01:07:38.160 Structure

01:07:38.780 Here in

01:07:39.380 The US

01:07:39.860 Where they

01:07:40.960 Can kind

01:07:41.460 Of

01:07:41.700 Where at

01:07:43.160 Least

01:07:43.480 People are

01:07:45.200 Able to

01:07:45.780 Be helped

01:07:46.420 You know

01:07:47.740 I feel like

01:07:48.200 We do help

01:07:48.680 Sometimes the

01:07:49.180 Lowest common

01:07:49.800 Denominator

01:07:50.380 People that

01:07:50.840 Don't want

01:07:51.240 To contribute

01:07:51.820 I wish

01:07:53.220 There was

01:07:53.580 A way

01:07:54.040 To

01:07:54.640 To see

01:07:57.480 If people

01:07:57.800 Are contributing

01:07:58.540 To society

01:07:59.480 You know

01:08:00.640 I wish

01:08:00.920 There was

01:08:01.120 An evaluation

01:08:01.760 Or a

01:08:02.360 Score

01:08:02.740 In a way

01:08:03.320 But it

01:08:05.400 Would have

01:08:05.600 To encompass

01:08:06.080 So many

01:08:06.640 Things

01:08:07.060 It would have

01:08:07.360 To encompass

01:08:07.900 You know

01:08:08.800 Their ability

01:08:09.460 Based on

01:08:10.420 Their circumstances

01:08:12.880 Based on

01:08:15.460 Their opportunity

01:08:16.240 It would have

01:08:16.580 To encompass

01:08:16.940 All those

01:08:17.400 Things

01:08:17.820 But yeah

01:08:20.620 Just

01:08:20.840 You get

01:08:21.100 So many

01:08:21.420 Opportunities

01:08:22.040 In America

01:08:22.520 You know

01:08:23.840 If you

01:08:24.180 You know

01:08:25.560 If you

01:08:26.380 If you

01:08:26.920 Lose your

01:08:27.300 Home

01:08:27.560 You can

01:08:27.880 Get a

01:08:28.360 You know

01:08:30.140 You can

01:08:30.400 Get a

01:08:30.620 Mortgage

01:08:30.940 You can

01:08:31.100 Get a

01:08:31.320 Second

01:08:31.540 Mortgage

01:08:31.860 You can

01:08:32.120 Get it

01:08:32.360 You can

01:08:32.580 Lose your

01:08:32.940 Home

01:08:33.300 You can

01:08:34.060 Get a

01:08:34.320 Mobile

01:08:34.580 Home

01:08:34.980 You can

01:08:35.540 Be

01:08:35.680 Homeless

01:08:36.240 And still

01:08:37.680 Get a

01:08:37.940 Money

01:08:38.120 From the

01:08:38.480 Government

01:08:38.740 You know

01:08:42.760 There's

01:08:43.020 Shelters

01:08:43.320 We just

01:08:43.680 There's so

01:08:44.240 Much

01:08:44.620 There's so

01:08:45.180 Many

01:08:45.580 There's such a

01:08:46.960 Structure in

01:08:47.500 Place

01:08:47.920 To

01:08:50.880 To help

01:08:51.800 Us

01:08:51.960 Now

01:08:52.140 How long

01:08:52.420 Can we

01:08:52.840 Keep it

01:08:53.140 Going

01:08:53.400 I don't

01:08:54.540 Know

01:08:54.840 Or at

01:08:56.660 Least the

01:08:56.920 Facade

01:08:57.400 Of it

01:08:57.660 Going

01:08:57.900 I don't

01:08:58.240 Know

01:08:58.520 It's

01:08:59.360 Really

01:08:59.540 Interesting

01:08:59.960 Man

01:09:00.300 It's a

01:09:00.860 Bigger

01:09:01.100 Conversation

01:09:01.740 But

01:09:02.060 Here

01:09:03.840 I'll

01:09:03.980 Hear

01:09:04.100 Let's

01:09:04.360 Hear a

01:09:04.540 Little

01:09:04.620 Bit

01:09:04.740 More

01:09:04.920 On what

01:09:05.160 You

01:09:05.260 Have

01:09:05.380 To

01:09:05.460 Say

01:09:05.640 You

01:09:06.180 You

01:09:06.540 Gotta

01:09:06.940 Take

01:09:07.220 A

01:09:07.320 Little

01:09:07.440 Bit

01:09:07.580 Of

01:09:07.660 A

01:09:07.760 Deeper

01:09:08.000 Look

01:09:08.200 At

01:09:08.340 It

01:09:08.440 Sometimes

01:09:08.840 You

01:09:09.080 Can't

01:09:09.320 Just

01:09:09.420 Take

01:09:09.620 Everything

01:09:09.940 On

01:09:10.120 Face

01:09:10.360 Value

01:09:10.700 And

01:09:11.140 You

01:09:11.260 Know

01:09:11.360 We

01:09:11.540 Do

01:09:11.740 Live

01:09:17.920 Government

01:09:18.200 You

01:09:18.780 Know

01:09:18.940 It's

01:09:20.180 That

01:09:20.420 It's

01:09:20.700 Just

01:09:20.860 Not

01:09:21.080 The

01:09:21.260 Case

01:09:21.600 It's

01:09:22.300 You

01:09:22.480 Know

01:09:22.580 The

01:09:22.760 Free

01:09:23.000 Market

01:09:23.420 It's

01:09:23.800 The

01:09:23.960 People

01:09:24.400 Technology

01:09:25.600 That's

01:09:25.960 Allowed

01:09:26.240 Us

01:09:26.400 To

01:09:26.540 Live

01:09:26.700 Such

01:09:26.940 Comfortable

01:09:27.320 Lives

01:09:27.860 It

01:09:28.400 Ain't

01:09:28.960 The

01:09:29.280 God

01:09:29.880 Dang

01:09:30.160 Government

01:09:30.580 Man

01:09:30.940 So

01:09:31.340 Yeah

01:09:32.760 Man

01:09:33.040 You

01:09:33.400 Know

01:09:33.540 Is

01:09:33.680 Eddie

01:09:33.840 Bravo

01:09:34.100 Would

01:09:34.340 Say

01:09:34.480 Look

01:09:34.720 Into

01:09:34.980 It

01:09:35.260 Yeah

01:09:36.100 Good

01:09:37.140 Call

01:09:37.400 Man

01:09:37.620 Yeah

01:09:37.840 Look

01:09:38.060 Into

01:09:38.340 It

01:09:38.640 Yeah

01:09:39.940 It's

01:09:40.120 Interesting

01:09:40.380 With

01:09:40.600 The

01:09:40.740 Virus

01:09:41.080 Like

01:09:41.360 That's

01:09:41.840 Why

01:09:41.960 A lot

01:09:42.200 Of

01:09:42.280 People

01:09:42.440 They

01:09:42.600 Want

01:09:42.800 They

01:09:42.960 Want

01:09:43.120 To

01:09:43.200 Be

01:09:43.260 Able

01:09:43.380 To

01:09:43.480 Open

01:09:43.760 Their

01:09:43.920 Businesses

01:09:44.400 Back

01:09:44.680 Up

01:09:44.940 They

01:09:45.300 Want

01:09:45.480 To

01:09:45.560 Be

01:09:45.700 Able

01:09:45.900 To

01:09:46.300 Go

01:09:51.060 Live

01:09:51.480 Normal

01:09:51.820 Lives

01:09:52.180 Again

01:09:52.520 And

01:09:53.880 If

01:09:54.880 We

01:09:55.020 Lived

01:09:55.240 In

01:09:55.380 A

01:09:55.680 If

01:09:56.760 We

01:09:56.860 Lived

01:09:57.000 In

01:09:57.080 A

01:09:57.180 Communist

01:09:57.560 Country

01:09:57.960 Or

01:09:58.120 Social

01:09:58.440 The

01:09:58.740 Government

01:09:59.280 Could

01:09:59.480 Say

01:09:59.600 Okay

01:09:59.940 Shut

01:10:00.540 Down

01:10:00.920 You

01:10:01.620 Have

01:10:01.800 To

01:10:01.920 Do

01:10:02.080 It

01:10:02.220 That's

01:10:02.520 It

01:10:02.760 But

01:10:04.160 We

01:10:04.280 Don't

01:10:04.420 Live

01:10:04.640 In

01:10:04.760 That

01:10:05.040 We

01:10:06.440 Live

01:10:06.720 In

01:10:07.120 You

01:10:08.840 Know

01:10:09.080 A

01:10:10.120 Democracy

01:10:10.780 Where

01:10:11.240 People

01:10:11.640 Can

01:10:12.140 Have

01:10:12.660 Businesses

01:10:13.360 And

01:10:13.880 At

01:10:14.800 A

01:10:14.920 Certain

01:10:15.100 Point

01:10:15.440 It

01:10:15.720 Like

01:10:16.020 The

01:10:17.200 People

01:10:19.400 Want

01:10:19.660 Their

01:10:19.820 Rights

01:10:20.160 They

01:10:20.340 Want

01:10:20.580 To

01:10:20.720 Be

01:10:20.840 Able

01:10:20.980 To

01:10:21.180 Run

01:10:21.460 Their

01:10:21.640 Businesses

01:10:22.360 So

01:10:25.000 It's

01:10:25.160 Really

01:10:25.380 Interesting

01:10:25.880 You

01:10:27.120 Know

01:10:27.200 It's

01:10:27.340 A

01:10:27.500 Real

01:10:27.720 Experiment

01:10:28.220 And

01:10:28.500 I

01:10:28.640 Understand

01:10:28.980 Why

01:10:29.220 People

01:10:29.460 Now

01:10:29.740 Are

01:10:29.860 Like

01:10:29.980 Let's

01:10:30.180 Get

01:10:30.320 Back

01:10:30.540 Let's

01:10:30.880 Let's

01:10:31.700 Take

01:10:31.880 Some

01:10:32.040 Chances

01:10:32.500 At

01:10:32.680 Getting

01:10:32.820 It

01:10:32.940 Back

01:10:33.080 To

01:10:33.240 Normal

01:10:33.620 You

01:10:34.400 Know

01:10:34.480 Other

01:10:34.640 People

01:10:34.860 Like

01:10:35.060 You

01:10:35.200 Want

01:10:35.380 To

01:10:35.500 Kill

01:10:35.760 Every

01:10:36.140 We

01:10:36.360 Want

01:10:36.620 To

01:10:36.760 Kill

01:10:37.020 Everybody

01:10:37.760 You're

01:10:38.660 Going

01:10:38.740 To

01:10:38.880 Kill

01:10:39.180 Everybody

01:10:39.700 Well

01:10:41.860 I

01:10:42.920 Mean

01:10:43.040 Some

01:10:43.260 People

01:10:43.460 Can

01:10:43.640 Stay

01:10:43.860 Home

01:10:44.120 I

01:10:44.200 Mean

01:10:44.340 You

01:10:45.080 Know

01:10:45.220 It's

01:10:45.600 That's

01:10:46.500 The

01:10:46.580 Thing

01:10:46.700 About

01:10:46.860 America

01:10:47.120 It's

01:10:47.280 Like

01:10:47.420 Everybody

01:10:48.120 Everybody

01:10:50.120 Has

01:10:50.400 A

01:10:50.560 Say

01:10:50.900 You

01:10:52.980 Know

01:10:53.080 When

01:10:53.180 The

01:10:53.300 Government

01:10:53.600 Isn't

01:10:53.880 Just

01:10:54.040 The

01:10:54.180 Be

01:10:54.320 Isn't

01:10:54.580 The

01:10:54.700 Be

01:10:54.840 All

01:10:55.040 End

01:10:55.220 All

01:10:55.460 And

01:10:56.340 And

01:10:59.220 And

01:10:59.420 The

01:10:59.960 People

01:11:00.200 Have

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01:16:27.760 I

01:16:27.860 Would

01:16:27.980 Comment

01:16:28.260 All

01:16:31.440 Right

01:16:31.720 Let's

01:16:32.020 Get

01:16:32.740 Through

01:16:33.000 Let's

01:16:33.320 Get

01:16:33.460 Through

01:16:33.660 This

01:16:34.000 Wonderful

01:16:35.920 Episode

01:16:36.740 We

01:16:41.800 Got

01:16:41.940 Another

01:16:42.180 Call

01:16:42.600 Text

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01:16:44.080 Patreon

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01:16:44.980 Lugo

01:16:45.500 Do

01:16:45.700 You

01:16:45.820 See

01:16:46.020 Any

01:16:46.160 Beautiful

01:16:46.480 Stars

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01:16:47.200 In

01:16:47.300 Southern

01:16:47.540 Utah

01:16:47.820 I

01:16:48.400 Did

01:16:48.540 See

01:16:48.720 Some

01:16:48.900 Stars

01:16:49.320 I

01:16:50.060 Did

01:16:50.200 See

01:16:50.360 Some

01:16:50.540 Nice

01:16:50.840 Stars

01:16:51.200 Out

01:16:51.480 There

01:16:51.880 What

01:16:52.760 Did

01:16:52.840 I

01:16:52.940 See

01:16:53.100 Man

01:16:53.300 The

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01:16:53.840 Are

01:16:54.020 Just

01:16:54.420 It

01:16:55.720 It

01:16:56.340 It

01:16:56.840 Was

01:16:57.280 The

01:16:57.420 Most

01:16:57.580 Beautiful

01:16:57.860 Place

01:16:58.140 I've

01:16:58.300 Seen

01:16:58.480 In

01:16:58.600 America

01:16:58.960 I

01:17:00.960 Mean

01:17:01.060 It

01:17:01.160 Really

01:17:01.400 Was

01:17:01.620 It

01:17:02.320 Just

01:17:02.540 So

01:17:02.780 Majestic

01:17:03.520 It

01:17:03.760 Just

01:17:04.140 I

01:17:07.400 Mean

01:17:07.600 We

01:17:07.760 Went

01:17:07.940 Out

01:17:08.140 To

01:17:08.400 Gooseberry

01:17:09.080 Point

01:17:09.520 We

01:17:10.240 Went

01:17:10.360 Up

01:17:10.460 To

01:17:10.580 KTR

01:17:11.080 We

01:17:11.320 Found

01:17:11.500 Snow

01:17:11.960 For

01:17:12.160 The

01:17:12.300 Kiddos

01:17:12.780 And

01:17:12.980 You

01:17:13.560 Know

01:17:13.660 The

01:17:13.840 Nephews

01:17:14.140 Got

01:17:14.320 To

01:17:14.460 Throw

01:17:14.620 Snow

01:17:15.060 I

01:17:15.700 Met

01:17:15.860 A

01:17:16.020 Kid

01:17:16.200 Out

01:17:16.400 There

01:17:16.580 Who

01:17:16.700 Had

01:17:16.780 A

01:17:16.940 Mullet

01:17:17.240 Just

01:17:17.440 Like

01:17:17.620 Me

01:17:17.820 A

01:17:18.000 Little

01:17:18.120 Fella

01:17:18.400 Named

01:17:18.640 Colton

01:17:19.120 Or

01:17:19.300 Something

01:17:19.580 Or

01:17:20.340 Colby

01:17:20.840 Or

01:17:21.000 Something

01:17:21.200 I

01:17:21.340 Think

01:17:21.440 Even

01:17:21.620 After

01:17:21.840 The

01:17:22.100 Cheese

01:17:22.640 And

01:17:24.180 Just

01:17:24.360 A

01:17:24.540 Beautiful

01:17:24.860 Group

01:17:25.480 Out

01:17:25.760 There

01:17:26.100 My

01:17:27.560 Little

01:17:27.740 Nephew

01:17:28.140 Was

01:17:28.340 Weird

01:17:34.140 Part

01:17:34.440 Part

01:17:34.460 Of

01:17:34.560 His

01:17:34.680 Pants

01:17:35.220 In

01:17:35.360 The

01:17:35.500 Water

01:17:35.860 Just

01:17:37.200 Cooling

01:17:37.640 Off

01:17:37.820 His

01:17:37.980 Junk

01:17:38.280 Just

01:17:38.480 Kids

01:17:38.780 Are

01:17:38.920 Weird

01:17:39.240 Man

01:17:39.620 Kids

01:17:41.040 Are

01:17:41.200 Weird

01:17:41.440 And

01:17:41.600 They're

01:17:41.720 Wonderful

01:17:42.120 But

01:17:42.360 They're

01:17:42.960 Also

01:17:43.420 Weird

01:17:43.900 But

01:17:46.340 Yeah

01:17:46.480 Had

01:17:46.600 A

01:17:46.680 Nice

01:17:46.880 Time

01:17:47.200 Man

01:17:47.520 I

01:17:47.940 Was

01:17:48.060 Lucky

01:17:48.320 To

01:17:48.460 Be

01:17:48.540 Able

01:17:48.660 To

01:17:48.740 Do

01:17:49.040 That

01:17:49.340 And

01:17:49.580 And

01:17:51.200 It

01:17:51.280 Was

01:17:51.360 A

01:17:51.500 Little

01:17:51.620 Risky

01:17:51.960 At

01:17:52.100 First

01:17:52.280 But

01:17:52.440 Look

01:17:52.680 I

01:17:52.820 Think

01:17:52.980 We're

01:17:53.140 Going

01:17:53.240 To

01:17:53.360 Smoothly

01:17:53.920 Get

01:17:54.100 Back

01:17:54.340 Into

01:17:54.460 Regular

01:17:54.760 Life

01:17:55.100 And

01:17:55.220 I'm

01:17:55.360 Looking

01:17:55.520 Forward

01:17:55.880 To

01:17:56.120 It

01:17:56.300 That's

01:17:58.280 Really

01:17:58.460 What

01:17:58.620 I

01:17:58.760 Think

01:17:59.040 And

01:17:59.440 I

01:17:59.540 Hope

01:17:59.660 Everybody

01:17:59.960 Is

01:18:00.120 Adjusting

01:18:00.700 Getting

01:18:01.120 Ready

01:18:01.340 To

01:18:01.480 Adjust

01:18:01.860 Comfortably

01:18:02.480 And

01:18:03.040 I

01:18:03.120 Hope

01:18:03.240 That

01:18:03.380 People

01:18:03.600 Have

01:18:03.780 Found

01:18:03.980 Some

01:18:04.200 Joy

01:18:04.980 And

01:18:05.160 Some

01:18:05.300 Good

01:18:05.520 Things

01:18:05.800 Have

01:18:05.940 Happened

01:18:06.180 To

01:18:06.280 Them

01:18:06.380 During

01:18:06.600 This

01:18:06.820 Time

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01:18:09.220 Take

01:18:09.360 A

01:18:09.500 Call

01:18:09.700 Here

01:18:09.900 We

01:18:10.020 Go

01:18:10.280 985-664-9503

01:18:13.540 Hey

01:18:14.700 Theo

01:18:14.980 This

01:18:16.140 Is

01:18:16.280 Tanner

01:18:16.700 From

01:18:17.020 Nebraska

01:18:17.740 What

01:18:18.940 Up

01:18:19.120 Tanner

01:18:19.560 And

01:18:21.400 From

01:18:23.440 Nebraska

01:18:24.120 Baby

01:18:24.600 And

01:18:25.740 This

01:18:25.860 Is

01:18:25.920 My

01:18:26.060 Third

01:18:26.280 Time

01:18:26.520 Calling

01:18:26.820 The

01:18:27.020 First

01:18:27.200 Time

01:18:27.480 I

01:18:27.640 Ended

01:18:27.860 It

01:18:28.020 A

01:18:28.140 Little

01:18:28.240 Short

01:18:28.540 And

01:18:28.700 Second

01:18:28.900 Time

01:18:29.220 I

01:18:29.840 Got

01:18:30.100 Interrupted

01:18:30.540 By

01:18:30.660 A

01:18:30.760 Work

01:18:30.920 Call

01:18:31.080 So

01:18:31.380 I

01:18:31.920 Just

01:18:32.060 Wanted

01:18:32.240 To

01:18:32.340 Say

01:18:32.540 That

01:18:32.880 That

01:18:35.460 My

01:18:35.860 Car

01:18:36.040 Got

01:18:36.220 Broken

01:18:36.480 Into

01:18:36.820 And

01:18:37.160 I

01:18:37.820 Lost

01:18:38.020 All

01:18:38.160 My

01:18:38.300 Tools

01:18:38.680 That

01:18:39.220 I

01:18:40.240 Need

01:18:40.460 For

01:18:40.640 School

01:18:41.000 Because

01:18:41.280 I'm

01:18:41.380 Going

01:18:41.480 To

01:18:41.520 Be

01:18:41.760 An

01:18:42.240 Electrician

01:18:42.840 I'm

01:18:43.120 On

01:18:43.340 The

01:18:44.280 Last

01:18:44.840 Quarter

01:18:45.280 To

01:18:45.760 Be

01:18:46.100 An

01:18:47.160 Electrical

01:18:47.820 Technology

01:18:49.720 Associate

01:18:51.300 Degree

01:18:51.720 So

01:18:52.020 I

01:18:54.600 Keep

01:18:55.420 Your

01:18:55.580 Tools

01:18:55.860 Locked

01:18:56.240 Up

01:18:56.520 Don't

01:18:57.700 Leave

01:18:57.880 Prescription

01:18:58.420 Glasses

01:18:58.940 Because

01:18:59.080 They'll

01:18:59.220 Take

01:18:59.440 Those

01:18:59.660 Too

01:18:59.920 They'll

01:19:00.120 Take

01:19:00.300 Everything

01:19:01.000 Your

01:19:01.200 Aux

01:19:01.520 Cord

01:19:01.920 And

01:19:02.220 Even

01:19:03.240 My

01:19:03.440 Cologne

01:19:03.860 So

01:19:04.260 There

01:19:05.420 Must

01:19:05.580 Be

01:19:05.700 A

01:19:05.800 Market

01:19:05.980 Out

01:19:06.180 There

01:19:06.320 For

01:19:06.460 That

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01:19:06.780 Used

01:19:07.120 Cologne

01:19:07.620 Well

01:19:09.140 I

01:19:09.300 Used

01:19:09.480 To

01:19:09.660 You

01:19:24.600 Was

01:19:24.780 A

01:19:25.060 Secondary

01:19:25.820 Market

01:19:26.180 There

01:19:26.540 For

01:19:27.100 Magnets

01:19:27.740 Magneting

01:19:28.960 Onward

01:19:29.580 They're

01:19:30.000 Left

01:19:30.120 My

01:19:30.280 Car

01:19:30.520 Max

01:19:30.780 So

01:19:31.360 That's

01:19:31.560 Good

01:19:31.740 But

01:19:32.000 I

01:19:32.380 Just

01:19:32.540 Want

01:19:32.660 To

01:19:32.780 Say

01:19:32.940 Thanks

01:19:33.180 For

01:19:33.280 Everything

01:19:33.460 You

01:19:33.600 Do

01:19:33.800 Stay

01:19:34.380 Safe

01:19:34.660 Lock

01:19:34.880 Your

01:19:35.020 Cars

01:19:35.300 Lock

01:19:35.540 Your

01:19:35.660 House

01:19:35.960 Gang

01:19:36.860 Gang

01:19:37.140 I'm

01:19:40.020 Sorry to

01:19:40.320 Hear about

01:19:40.560 Your

01:19:40.680 Tools

01:19:41.140 Man

01:19:41.580 That

01:19:42.540 Really

01:19:42.880 Who

01:19:44.840 Would

01:19:44.980 Take

01:19:45.200 Your

01:19:45.360 Tools

01:19:45.860 Dude

01:19:46.300 You

01:19:48.720 Gotta

01:19:48.860 Finish

01:19:49.240 Up

01:19:49.460 School

01:19:49.880 Man

01:19:50.160 Let

01:19:50.340 Me

01:19:50.480 Let

01:19:52.340 See

01:19:52.520 If

01:19:52.640 I

01:19:52.720 Can

01:19:52.820 Hit

01:19:52.980 Your

01:19:54.600 Tanner

01:19:58.640 Got

01:19:58.880 Them

01:19:59.080 Hitters

01:19:59.600 Hey

01:20:02.460 Man

01:20:02.640 This

01:20:02.780 Is

01:20:02.880 Theo

01:20:03.100 Vaughn

01:20:03.400 Bro

01:20:03.520 Can

01:20:03.660 You

01:20:03.740 Hear

01:20:03.880 Me

01:20:04.180 Hey

01:20:07.060 How's

01:20:07.280 It

01:20:07.360 Going

01:20:07.520 Man

01:20:07.740 I

01:20:07.840 Got

01:20:07.980 Your

01:20:08.120 Call

01:20:08.400 About

01:20:08.700 The

01:20:08.960 Tools

01:20:10.120 Man

01:20:10.400 What

01:20:10.580 Happened

01:20:11.540 Yeah

01:20:13.200 For

01:20:13.460 Me

01:20:13.640 It

01:20:13.820 Was

01:20:14.640 Last

01:20:15.020 Sunday

01:20:15.480 And

01:20:16.020 I

01:20:17.020 Went

01:20:17.180 Over

01:20:17.400 To

01:20:18.020 My

01:20:18.180 Girlfriend's

01:20:18.620 House

01:20:18.780 And

01:20:18.940 She

01:20:19.080 Lives

01:20:19.380 Like

01:20:19.700 Five

01:20:20.740 Minutes

01:20:21.000 Away

01:20:21.260 From

01:20:21.460 Us

01:20:21.760 Where

01:20:22.620 I

01:20:22.800 Live

01:20:23.020 With

01:20:23.200 My

01:20:23.440 Two

01:20:24.080 Buddies

01:20:24.520 And

01:20:24.920 Went

01:20:25.880 Over

01:20:26.060 To

01:20:26.240 Her

01:20:26.440 House

01:20:26.680 For

01:20:26.820 A

01:20:26.900 Normal

01:20:27.120 Night

01:20:27.460 And

01:20:28.000 I

01:20:28.940 Came

01:20:29.160 Out

01:20:29.480 And

01:20:29.860 I

01:20:30.280 Got

01:20:30.420 In

01:20:30.500 My

01:20:30.620 Car

01:20:30.920 I

01:20:31.980 Just

01:20:32.160 Noticed

01:20:32.480 Everything

01:20:32.800 Was

01:20:33.020 Kind

01:20:33.220 Of

01:20:33.320 Thrown

01:20:33.620 Around

01:20:34.040 And

01:20:34.960 I

01:20:35.000 Was

01:20:35.080 Like

01:20:35.180 Oh

01:20:35.340 That's

01:20:35.560 Kind

01:20:35.700 Weird

01:20:36.060 Maybe

01:20:37.540 My

01:20:37.800 Girlfriend

01:20:38.060 Came

01:20:38.300 In

01:20:38.540 In

01:20:38.620 The

01:20:39.480 Night

01:20:39.720 And

01:20:39.860 Threw

01:20:40.360 Stuff

01:20:40.600 Around

01:20:40.960 And

01:20:41.860 So

01:20:42.040 The

01:20:42.200 First

01:20:42.380 Thing

01:20:42.500 I

01:20:42.620 Did

01:20:42.760 Is

01:20:42.860 I

01:20:42.960 Went

01:20:43.100 Out

01:20:43.260 In

01:20:43.340 The

01:20:43.440 Trunk

01:20:43.820 And

01:20:44.720 All

01:20:45.020 My

01:20:45.220 Tools

01:20:45.500 Everything

01:20:45.840 Was

01:20:46.060 Gone

01:20:46.440 Oh

01:20:54.160 Man

01:20:54.580 Dude

01:20:54.800 That's

01:20:55.000 The

01:20:55.140 Worst

01:20:55.460 Bro

01:20:55.660 I'm

01:20:55.820 Sorry

01:20:56.040 To

01:20:56.180 Hear

01:20:56.340 That

01:20:56.620 Dude

01:20:57.040 And

01:20:58.700 It's

01:20:58.860 For

01:20:59.000 School

01:20:59.520 Yeah

01:21:01.340 So

01:21:01.720 I'm

01:21:02.260 In

01:21:02.680 Trade

01:21:03.100 School

01:21:03.460 To

01:21:03.720 Be

01:21:03.980 An

01:21:04.700 Electrician

01:21:05.300 And

01:21:05.560 I'm

01:21:05.720 In

01:21:05.800 My

01:21:05.940 Last

01:21:06.320 Quarter

01:21:06.880 So

01:21:07.740 I

01:21:08.080 Do

01:21:08.560 My

01:21:08.780 Plumbing

01:21:09.100 Class

01:21:09.480 Which

01:21:09.680 Is

01:21:09.800 Now

01:21:09.980 Online

01:21:10.380 Because

01:21:10.760 Corona

01:21:12.080 But

01:21:12.360 Then

01:21:12.580 Yeah

01:21:13.280 So

01:21:13.560 I

01:21:13.720 Just

01:21:13.900 My

01:21:14.480 Next

01:21:14.680 Step

01:21:14.940 Is

01:21:15.080 Just

01:21:15.260 To

01:21:15.380 Get

01:21:15.480 A

01:21:15.600 Job

01:21:15.820 On

01:21:16.000 The

01:21:16.120 Field

01:21:16.340 And

01:21:16.500 I'm

01:21:17.080 Done

01:21:17.300 With

01:21:17.440 My

01:21:17.640 Degree

01:21:18.060 Word

01:21:19.520 Man

01:21:19.920 Well

01:21:21.160 Congratulations

01:21:21.840 You're

01:21:22.100 Almost

01:21:22.420 Being

01:21:22.620 Done

01:21:22.820 With

01:21:22.940 The

01:21:23.040 Degree

01:21:23.300 I

01:21:23.480 Wanted

01:21:23.660 To

01:21:23.800 See

01:21:23.940 If

01:21:24.120 Maybe

01:21:24.280 We

01:21:24.440 Couldn't

01:21:24.660 Help

01:21:24.880 Out

01:21:25.100 By

01:21:25.440 If

01:21:26.720 There's

01:21:26.920 Tools

01:21:27.160 That

01:21:27.300 You

01:21:27.380 Still

01:21:27.560 Need

01:21:27.700 To

01:21:27.720 Replace

01:21:28.120 Them

01:21:28.240 For

01:21:29.800 You

01:21:30.060 Well

01:21:32.220 Yeah

01:21:32.440 I

01:21:32.600 Mean

01:21:32.740 That

01:21:32.960 That

01:21:33.260 Would

01:21:33.460 Be

01:21:33.560 Awesome

01:21:33.820 I

01:21:34.000 Mean

01:21:34.100 Honestly

01:21:34.660 I

01:21:35.780 Try

01:21:35.960 To

01:21:36.220 I

01:21:37.160 Try

01:21:37.320 To

01:21:37.460 Tell

01:21:37.660 Everyone

01:21:37.940 Like

01:21:38.220 This

01:21:38.780 Is

01:21:39.080 Just

01:21:40.040 Like

01:21:40.400 A

01:21:40.520 Horrible

01:21:40.820 Thing

01:21:41.340 That

01:21:41.500 Happened

01:21:41.840 But

01:21:42.020 I

01:21:42.160 Mean

01:21:42.320 It

01:21:43.040 Does

01:21:43.260 Happen

01:21:43.660 And

01:21:44.100 I

01:21:45.420 Mean

01:21:45.640 I

01:21:46.440 Been

01:21:46.860 In

01:21:46.960 A

01:21:47.100 Pretty

01:21:47.320 Great

01:21:47.600 Position

01:21:47.960 With

01:21:48.160 My

01:21:48.320 Family

01:21:48.660 They

01:21:48.920 Kind

01:21:49.900 Of

01:21:53.800 Reached

01:21:54.020 Out

01:21:54.280 And

01:21:54.420 Asked

01:21:54.760 Me

01:21:54.840 If

01:21:54.940 I

01:21:55.040 Need

01:21:55.200 Tools

01:21:55.700 So

01:21:56.000 I

01:21:56.120 Mean

01:21:56.260 There

01:21:57.380 Is

01:21:57.480 Some

01:21:57.640 Stuff

01:21:57.940 That

01:21:58.120 Would

01:21:58.240 Be

01:21:58.360 Nice

01:21:58.620 To

01:21:58.780 Get

01:21:59.020 But

01:21:59.740 I

01:21:59.840 Don't

01:21:59.980 Want

01:22:00.080 To

01:22:00.160 Force

01:22:00.420 You

01:22:00.540 Guys

01:22:00.840 Oh

01:22:01.700 No

01:22:01.960 Well

01:22:02.900 It's

01:22:03.820 No

01:22:04.860 Man

01:22:05.080 I

01:22:05.240 Like

01:22:05.620 Your

01:22:05.760 Attitude

01:22:06.060 Brother

01:22:06.420 Yeah

01:22:06.720 We'd

01:22:06.940 Love

01:22:07.100 To

01:22:07.320 We'll

01:22:08.760 Have

01:22:08.900 Nick

01:22:09.100 Reach

01:22:09.320 Out

01:22:09.500 And

01:22:09.620 See

01:22:09.740 If

01:22:09.840 There's

01:22:09.980 A

01:22:10.060 Couple

01:22:10.220 Of

01:22:10.340 Things

01:22:10.480 That

01:22:10.600 We

01:22:10.720 Can't

01:22:10.960 Help

01:22:11.140 Out

01:22:11.320 With

01:22:11.600 Things

01:22:12.400 That

01:22:12.480 You

01:22:12.600 Need

01:22:12.860 That

01:22:13.940 That

01:22:14.020 That

01:22:23.800 And

01:22:25.180 Especially

01:22:25.640 You

01:22:26.040 Know

01:22:26.180 You

01:22:26.280 There

01:22:26.420 So

01:22:26.640 Close

01:22:26.880 To

01:22:27.020 The

01:22:27.140 Finish

01:22:27.400 Line

01:22:27.780 And

01:22:28.020 And

01:22:28.620 I

01:22:28.780 Hate

01:22:28.940 It

01:22:29.020 When

01:22:29.120 That

01:22:29.240 Kind

01:22:29.400 Of

01:22:29.480 Stuff

01:22:29.700 Happens

01:22:30.100 Man

01:22:30.440 Yeah

01:22:32.620 I

01:22:33.560 Told

01:22:33.820 Like

01:22:34.580 My

01:22:34.780 Buddy's

01:22:35.160 Dad

01:22:35.420 I

01:22:35.660 Told

01:22:35.860 Him

01:22:36.020 About

01:22:36.300 It

01:22:36.500 Because

01:22:36.620 I

01:22:36.840 Work

01:22:37.500 For

01:22:37.640 Him

01:22:37.860 At

01:22:38.120 The

01:22:38.220 Moment

01:22:38.520 And

01:22:38.780 He

01:22:38.940 Said

01:22:39.220 Just

01:22:39.440 Make

01:22:40.920 Sure

01:22:41.080 You

01:22:41.200 Don't

01:22:41.520 Lose

01:22:42.020 Your

01:22:42.340 Faith

01:22:43.300 In

01:22:43.460 Humanity

01:22:43.940 Because

01:22:44.120 Not

01:22:44.340 All

01:22:44.520 People

01:22:44.740 Are

01:22:44.900 Like

01:22:45.060 That

01:22:45.260 And

01:22:45.360 That

01:22:45.460 Hit

01:22:46.420 Home

01:22:46.580 For

01:22:46.740 Me

01:22:47.020 And

01:22:47.300 I

01:22:48.220 Yeah

01:22:57.380 Yeah

01:22:58.620 That's

01:22:58.900 True

01:22:59.100 Man

01:22:59.460 I

01:22:59.760 Love

01:22:59.980 That

01:23:00.160 Lesson

01:23:00.540 Bro

01:23:00.760 I'm

01:23:01.260 Glad

01:23:01.440 You

01:23:01.660 Just

01:23:02.060 Said

01:23:02.320 That

01:23:02.500 Man

01:23:02.700 It's

01:23:03.000 It

01:23:04.920 Is

01:23:05.100 It's

01:23:05.320 Because

01:23:05.500 It's

01:23:05.700 So

01:23:05.840 Easy

01:23:06.100 That

01:23:06.260 We

01:23:06.360 Could

01:23:06.480 Just

01:23:06.900 Say

01:23:08.040 Oh

01:23:08.240 Everything's

01:23:08.720 Like

01:23:08.940 That

01:23:09.120 It's

01:23:09.320 So

01:23:09.500 Easy

01:23:09.760 To

01:23:09.920 Just

01:23:10.080 Jump

01:23:10.360 On

01:23:10.540 That

01:23:10.700 It's

01:23:10.860 A

01:23:11.000 Little

01:23:11.140 Harder

01:23:11.600 To

01:23:11.820 To

01:23:12.520 Keep

01:23:12.780 Our

01:23:12.980 Own

01:23:13.160 Head

01:23:13.380 Up

01:23:13.580 And

01:23:13.760 And

01:23:15.040 To

01:23:15.160 Hold

01:23:15.620 The

01:23:15.800 Line

01:23:16.080 And

01:23:16.240 Say

01:23:16.380 You

01:23:16.540 Know

01:23:16.660 What

01:23:16.860 There's

01:23:17.200 That's

01:23:18.040 Just

01:23:18.200 One

01:23:18.460 Thing

01:23:18.660 That

01:23:18.820 Happened

01:23:19.200 It's

01:23:19.420 Unfortunate

01:23:19.920 But

01:23:20.200 That's

01:23:20.460 Not

01:23:20.640 Everybody

01:23:21.100 Yeah

01:23:23.120 And

01:23:23.480 I

01:23:24.080 Mean

01:23:24.300 The

01:23:24.920 Best

01:23:25.160 Thing

01:23:25.420 Is

01:23:25.660 If

01:23:26.100 You

01:23:26.460 Start

01:23:26.720 Thinking

01:23:26.900 About

01:23:27.100 It

01:23:27.200 Like

01:23:27.380 That

01:23:27.740 Then

01:23:28.700 I

01:23:29.020 Mean

01:23:29.240 Think

01:23:30.000 Of

01:23:30.100 All

01:23:30.200 The

01:23:30.320 Times

01:23:30.580 That

01:23:30.780 It

01:23:30.900 Hasn't

01:23:31.220 Happened

01:23:31.480 To

01:23:31.640 You

01:23:31.840 Like

01:23:32.420 How

01:23:32.540 Many

01:23:32.660 Times

01:23:32.940 Have

01:23:33.100 You

01:23:33.160 Gotten

01:23:33.440 To

01:23:33.620 Somewhere

01:23:33.880 Safely

01:23:34.440 And

01:23:35.060 You

01:23:35.140 Haven't

01:23:35.320 Even

01:23:35.460 Thought

01:23:35.720 About

01:23:35.940 Wow

01:23:36.200 I

01:23:36.360 Didn't

01:23:36.580 Die

01:23:36.840 Today

01:23:37.080 Like

01:23:37.360 It's

01:23:37.840 It's

01:23:38.160 Easy

01:23:38.340 To

01:23:38.600 Focus

01:23:38.980 On

01:23:39.160 The

01:23:39.300 Negatives

01:23:39.700 But

01:23:40.200 It's

01:23:40.540 Hard

01:23:40.940 To

01:23:41.200 Like

01:23:42.000 Focus

01:23:42.440 On

01:23:42.660 The

01:23:42.780 Positives

01:23:43.280 So

01:23:43.660 That's

01:23:44.160 My

01:23:44.520 Kind

01:23:44.820 Of

01:23:44.880 Message

01:23:45.160 And

01:23:45.420 That's

01:23:45.960 What

01:23:46.040 I've

01:23:46.220 Learned

01:23:46.480 Over

01:23:46.640 This

01:23:46.860 Last

01:23:47.120 Week

01:23:47.400 Is

01:23:47.600 Just

01:23:48.480 Kind

01:23:48.680 Of

01:23:48.820 Working

01:23:49.180 Through

01:23:49.480 It

01:23:49.760 And

01:23:50.520 Just

01:23:51.240 Protecting

01:23:52.020 Myself

01:23:52.380 And

01:23:52.500 My

01:23:52.620 Families

01:23:52.960 Just

01:23:53.240 Recognize

01:23:54.860 When

01:23:55.060 You

01:23:55.240 Do

01:23:55.540 Have

01:23:55.800 Something

01:23:56.040 Good

01:23:56.340 So

01:23:57.060 Yeah

01:23:57.900 Yeah

01:23:59.280 I love

01:23:59.820 It

01:23:59.940 Man

01:24:00.240 I love

01:24:00.660 Your

01:24:00.760 Attitude

01:24:01.100 Man

01:24:01.400 I'm

01:24:01.580 Going

01:24:01.660 To

01:24:01.680 Have

01:24:01.800 Nick

01:24:02.020 Reach

01:24:02.240 Out

01:24:02.380 And

01:24:02.480 Keep

01:24:02.640 In

01:24:02.780 Touch

01:24:09.160 This

01:24:09.320 Semester

01:24:09.700 And

01:24:09.860 We

01:24:10.120 Want

01:24:10.280 To

01:24:10.340 Help

01:24:10.520 Out

01:24:10.940 Well

01:24:12.760 Yeah

01:24:12.960 I

01:24:13.140 Appreciate

01:24:13.620 It

01:24:13.800 So

01:24:13.980 Much

01:24:14.240 Thank

01:24:14.660 You

01:24:14.760 Guys

01:24:14.940 For

01:24:15.060 Doing

01:24:15.220 Everything

01:24:15.440 You

01:24:15.640 Do

01:24:15.820 You

01:24:15.960 Keep

01:24:16.300 Me

01:24:16.420 Going

01:24:16.640 Through

01:24:16.880 Everything

01:24:18.000 So

01:24:18.340 I

01:24:18.500 Appreciate

01:24:18.780 It

01:24:19.100 Well

01:24:19.660 That's

01:24:20.060 Nice

01:24:20.260 You

01:24:20.360 To

01:24:20.480 Say

01:24:20.640 Man

01:24:20.900 And

01:24:21.040 Best

01:24:21.200 Of

01:24:21.340 Luck

01:24:21.460 To

01:24:21.600 With

01:24:21.740 This

01:24:21.860 Last

01:24:22.100 Semester

01:24:22.620 Thank

01:24:24.220 You

01:24:24.340 So

01:24:24.520 Much

01:24:24.740 All

01:24:25.660 Right

01:24:25.780 Peace

01:24:26.000 Tanner

01:24:26.220 Man

01:24:26.420 Have

01:24:26.540 A

01:24:26.640 Good

01:24:26.760 Day

01:24:26.940 Brother

01:24:27.320 All

01:24:29.540 Gang

01:24:29.900 Peace

01:24:30.300 Man

01:24:32.460 That's

01:24:33.160 Nice

01:24:33.520 You

01:24:33.700 That's

01:24:34.080 Nice

01:24:34.460 To

01:24:36.360 Be

01:24:36.500 Reminded

01:24:37.360 Oh

01:24:40.080 It's

01:24:40.300 Nice

01:24:40.500 To

01:24:40.620 Be

01:24:40.740 Reminded

01:24:41.380 That

01:24:42.080 You

01:24:43.760 Know

01:24:43.860 We

01:24:44.020 Can

01:24:44.180 Look

01:24:44.440 At

01:24:44.700 You

01:24:47.460 Know

01:24:47.600 We

01:24:47.740 Can

01:24:47.860 Look

01:24:48.060 At

01:24:48.200 The

01:24:48.440 We

01:24:50.440 Can

01:24:50.580 Look

01:24:50.720 At

01:24:50.820 All

01:24:50.940 The

01:24:51.100 Rocks

01:24:51.720 Or

01:24:53.060 We

01:24:53.180 Can

01:24:53.300 Ride

01:24:53.560 In

01:24:53.660 The

01:24:53.780 River

01:24:54.000 Man

01:24:54.400 Yeah

01:25:00.640 Just

01:25:00.920 That

01:25:01.240 That

01:25:01.840 Really

01:25:02.040 Hit

01:25:02.180 Me

01:25:02.320 At

01:25:02.480 To

01:25:02.680 Focus

01:25:02.960 On

01:25:03.180 The

01:25:03.280 Good

01:25:03.520 Bro

01:25:03.840 There's

01:25:04.500 A lot

01:25:04.680 Of

01:25:04.780 Good

01:25:04.940 Out

01:25:05.120 There

01:25:05.260 A lot

01:25:05.460 Of

01:25:05.560 Fun

01:25:05.760 Stuff

01:25:06.020 Going

01:25:06.280 On

01:25:06.580 A lot

01:25:07.420 Of

01:25:07.520 People

01:25:07.720 Having

01:25:08.040 Fun

01:25:08.540 We'll

01:25:11.800 Take

01:25:11.980 This

01:25:12.140 One

01:25:12.360 This

01:25:12.600 Last

01:25:13.000 Call

01:25:13.240 That

01:25:13.360 Came

01:25:13.560 In

01:25:13.680 This

01:25:13.800 Was

01:25:13.920 Kind

01:25:14.100 Of

01:25:14.220 Wild

01:25:14.600 But

01:25:14.840 I

01:25:15.200 Wanted

01:25:15.440 To

01:25:15.540 Hear

01:25:15.760 It

01:25:16.020 Yeah

01:25:17.400 What's

01:25:17.560 Up

01:25:17.720 Tyler

01:25:18.580 From

01:25:18.900 Texas

01:25:20.100 I

01:25:22.340 Wanted

01:25:23.420 To

01:25:23.500 Tell

01:25:23.680 You

01:25:23.780 That

01:25:23.940 I

01:25:25.260 Rear

01:25:25.660 Ended

01:25:26.060 Your

01:25:26.600 Car

01:25:27.100 When

01:25:27.440 I

01:25:27.560 On

01:25:27.660 My

01:25:27.780 18th

01:25:28.260 Birthday

01:25:28.520 In

01:25:28.720 Covington

01:25:29.080 Louisiana

01:25:29.600 And

01:25:31.540 You

01:25:33.600 Got

01:25:33.860 Out

01:25:34.180 And

01:25:35.780 I

01:25:36.080 Was

01:25:36.220 Like

01:25:36.360 Oh

01:25:36.540 My

01:25:36.700 God

01:25:36.900 It's

01:25:37.060 My

01:25:37.180 Birthday

01:25:37.560 And

01:25:38.700 I

01:25:38.820 Just

01:25:39.000 Crashed

01:25:39.300 My

01:25:39.480 Car

01:25:39.820 And

01:25:40.400 I

01:25:40.520 Had

01:25:40.660 A

01:25:40.760 Focus

01:25:41.380 And

01:25:41.740 You

01:25:41.880 Had

01:25:42.140 A

01:25:42.340 Camry

01:25:44.040 Or

01:25:44.180 Something

01:25:44.420 And

01:25:46.140 You

01:25:46.260 Said

01:25:46.620 It's

01:25:47.520 Your

01:25:47.580 Birthday

01:25:47.880 Yeah

01:25:48.660 It's

01:25:49.740 Alright

01:25:50.000 Get

01:25:50.380 Out

01:25:50.540 Of

01:25:50.620 Here

01:25:50.800 Let

01:25:51.500 Me

01:25:51.620 Go

01:25:51.900 Never

01:25:52.680 Forget

01:25:52.980 That

01:25:53.200 Shit

01:25:53.440 Dang

01:25:53.960 That's

01:25:55.680 Funny

01:25:56.000 Man

01:25:56.380 That's

01:25:58.440 Funny

01:25:58.820 Well

01:26:01.260 I'm

01:26:02.120 Glad

01:26:02.360 I'm

01:26:02.700 Glad

01:26:02.940 That

01:26:03.140 It

01:26:03.260 Worked

01:26:03.500 Out

01:26:03.640 That

01:26:03.840 Way

01:26:04.380 Tyler

01:26:04.760 Man

01:26:05.180 I

01:26:07.340 Probably

01:26:07.720 It

01:26:08.520 Probably

01:26:09.060 Dude

01:26:10.500 I

01:26:10.680 Remember

01:26:11.000 I

01:26:11.240 Would

01:26:11.400 Borrow

01:26:11.800 A

01:26:12.060 Camry

01:26:12.480 Sometimes

01:26:13.120 And

01:26:14.820 I

01:26:14.960 Wasn't

01:26:15.240 Supposed

01:26:15.600 To

01:26:15.720 Be

01:26:15.840 Doing

01:26:16.140 And

01:26:17.040 I

01:26:17.140 Would

01:26:17.260 Get

01:26:17.860 You

01:26:18.060 Know

01:26:18.220 I

01:26:18.680 Would

01:26:18.820 Dip

01:26:19.080 Chewing

01:26:19.400 Tobacco

01:26:19.820 Real

01:26:20.080 Heavy

01:26:20.360 That

01:26:20.540 Plug

01:26:20.900 Tobacco

01:26:21.440 And

01:26:21.600 I

01:26:21.680 Vomit

01:26:22.120 Out

01:26:22.240 Of

01:26:22.300 The

01:26:22.400 Windows

01:26:22.780 Of

01:26:23.040 It

01:26:23.200 So

01:26:26.500 Who

01:26:26.720 Knows

01:26:27.040 Man

01:26:27.280 I

01:26:27.420 Could

01:26:27.580 Have

01:26:27.700 Been

01:26:27.920 Not

01:26:28.220 In

01:26:28.400 A

01:26:28.500 Car

01:26:28.680 That

01:26:28.800 I

01:26:28.860 Was

01:26:28.960 Supposed

01:26:29.120 To

01:26:29.220 Be

01:26:29.440 In

01:26:29.700 But

01:26:30.220 I'm

01:26:30.540 Glad

01:26:30.680 We

01:26:30.840 Both

01:26:31.060 Made

01:26:31.260 It

01:26:31.380 Out

01:26:31.520 Unscathed

01:26:32.440 From

01:26:33.500 That

01:26:33.880 Thank

01:26:36.240 You

01:26:36.380 Guys

01:26:36.620 Man

01:26:36.860 Thanks

01:26:37.100 For

01:26:37.200 Making

01:26:37.380 This

01:26:37.700 This

01:26:38.080 Episode

01:26:38.340 Was

01:26:38.560 Fun

01:26:38.900 This

01:26:39.100 Was

01:26:39.240 Fun

01:26:39.600 Just

01:26:40.280 Hearing

01:26:40.500 Getting

01:26:40.780 People's

01:26:41.460 Different

01:26:41.640 Points

01:26:41.960 Of

01:26:42.100 Views

01:26:42.500 And

01:26:42.680 And

01:26:45.240 Just

01:26:45.540 I

01:26:46.160 Don't

01:26:46.280 Know

01:26:46.520 Just

01:26:46.820 Being

01:26:47.000 Alive

01:26:47.640 You

01:26:48.420 Know

01:26:48.520 There's

01:26:48.760 Fun

01:26:49.060 There's

01:26:49.280 This

01:26:49.540 Is

01:26:49.700 It

01:26:49.980 This

01:26:50.480 Is

01:26:50.600 The

01:26:50.740 Gift

01:26:51.100 And

01:26:51.660 And

01:26:53.360 A

01:26:53.440 Lot

01:26:53.560 Of

01:26:53.640 The

01:26:53.720 Gift

01:26:53.880 Is

01:26:54.040 Each

01:26:54.240 Other

01:26:54.480 And

01:26:54.640 A

01:26:54.740 Lot

01:26:54.860 Of

01:26:54.920 The

01:26:55.020 Gift

01:26:55.200 Is

01:26:55.440 The

01:26:55.840 Experiences

01:26:56.380 That

01:26:56.560 We

01:26:56.680 Have

01:26:57.020 And

01:26:57.520 Sharing

01:26:57.900 Them

01:26:58.160 And

01:26:59.220 I'm

01:27:00.040 Not

01:27:00.160 Trying

01:27:00.340 To

01:27:00.460 Preach

01:27:00.780 That

01:27:01.040 I'm

01:27:01.180 Just

01:27:01.420 I

01:27:02.600 Believe

01:27:02.920 That

01:27:03.280 You

01:27:04.440 Know

01:27:04.540 I

01:27:04.640 Believe

01:27:04.880 That

01:27:05.040 And

01:27:05.120 I

01:27:05.300 Believe

01:27:05.620 That

01:27:05.760 Right

01:27:05.960 Now

01:27:06.120 After

01:27:06.300 This

01:27:06.500 Episode

01:27:06.900 You

01:27:07.140 Know

01:27:07.260 This

01:27:07.500 Just

01:27:08.420 Made

01:27:08.740 Me

01:27:08.880 Feel

01:27:09.340 It

01:27:09.800 Was

01:27:09.920 Fun

01:27:10.280 You

01:27:11.520 Know

01:27:11.640 Shit

01:27:11.880 I

01:27:12.000 Got

01:27:12.080 A

01:27:12.180 Guy

01:27:12.340 Here

01:27:12.580 Who

01:27:13.720 We

01:27:14.420 Got

01:27:14.560 A

01:27:14.700 Car

01:27:14.920 Accident

01:27:15.440 You

01:27:17.000 Know

01:27:17.100 We

01:27:17.220 Got

01:27:17.320 Some

01:27:17.500 Black

01:27:17.840 Smith

01:27:18.140 We

01:27:18.820 Got

01:27:18.920 A

01:27:19.000 Guy

01:27:19.140 Making

01:27:19.460 Black

01:27:19.820 People

01:27:20.060 In

01:27:20.240 Canada

01:27:20.620 I

01:27:21.620 Mean

01:27:21.760 If

01:27:21.880 That

01:27:22.040 Isn't

01:27:22.380 That's

01:27:23.480 Beautiful

01:27:23.900 You

01:27:25.640 Know

01:27:25.760 If

01:27:25.880 That

01:27:26.080 Isn't

01:27:26.680 Trying

01:27:27.180 To

01:27:27.300 Help

01:27:27.500 Another

01:27:27.720 Race

01:27:28.060 I

01:27:28.180 Don't

01:27:28.280 Know

01:27:28.380 What

01:27:28.540 Is

01:27:28.820 Man

01:27:29.140 It's

01:27:33.100 Just

01:27:33.320 There's

01:27:34.020 A

01:27:34.120 Lot

01:27:34.320 Going

01:27:34.560 On

01:27:34.840 Brother

01:27:35.120 There's

01:27:36.480 A

01:27:36.600 Lot

01:27:36.840 Going

01:27:37.120 On

01:27:37.540 Let's

01:27:38.140 Well

01:27:38.360 I'll

01:27:38.820 Take

01:27:39.000 One

01:27:39.160 More

01:27:39.380 Let's

01:27:39.620 Go

01:27:39.900 Hey

01:27:41.160 Theo

01:27:41.540 This

01:27:42.280 Is

01:27:42.400 Tate

01:27:42.800 From

01:27:43.620 Des

01:27:44.560 I'm

01:27:45.480 Just

01:27:45.620 Calling

01:27:45.940 In

01:27:46.120 I

01:27:46.240 Listened

01:27:46.580 To

01:27:46.620 That

01:27:46.760 Ladies

01:27:47.060 Night

01:27:47.340 And

01:27:48.460 Man

01:27:48.880 It

01:27:49.700 Touched

01:27:49.960 My

01:27:50.120 Soul

01:27:50.420 Man

01:27:50.740 In

01:27:50.860 A

01:27:50.960 Lot

01:27:51.080 Of

01:27:51.180 Ways

01:27:51.460 You

01:27:51.620 Know

01:27:51.720 You

01:27:51.860 Talking

01:27:52.140 About

01:27:52.380 Life

01:27:52.820 And

01:27:53.100 What's

01:27:53.540 Going

01:27:53.720 On

01:27:53.900 In

01:27:53.980 These

01:27:54.100 Current

01:27:54.360 Times

01:27:54.780 I

01:27:56.440 Just

01:27:56.600 Wanted

01:27:56.840 To

01:27:56.980 Call

01:27:57.320 In

01:27:57.540 Man

01:27:57.720 I've

01:27:57.840 Been

01:27:57.940 Listening

01:27:58.220 For

01:27:58.460 A

01:27:58.560 While

01:27:58.760 Now

01:27:59.100 And

01:27:59.380 You

01:27:59.900 Do

01:28:00.060 Help

01:28:00.300 People

01:28:00.560 Man

01:28:00.860 You

01:28:00.980 Really

01:28:01.180 Do

01:28:01.480 And

01:28:02.060 I'm

01:28:02.520 Sure

01:28:02.680 You

01:28:02.820 Know

01:28:03.020 It

01:28:03.200 I'm

01:28:04.100 Sure

01:28:04.260 You

01:28:14.560 That

01:28:14.840 Depression

01:28:15.280 Piece

01:28:15.740 Man

01:28:16.100 It's

01:28:16.520 It's

01:28:16.940 Legit

01:28:17.360 I've

01:28:18.420 Been

01:28:18.520 Struggling

01:28:18.820 With

01:28:19.060 That

01:28:19.260 For

01:28:19.600 Shit

01:28:21.240 Couple

01:28:21.540 Years

01:28:21.900 Now

01:28:22.280 You

01:28:25.460 Know

01:28:25.620 It's

01:28:26.000 It's

01:28:26.360 A

01:28:26.460 Daily

01:28:26.700 Battle

01:28:27.040 And

01:28:27.600 You

01:28:27.760 Know

01:28:28.220 It

01:28:28.360 Like

01:28:28.620 I

01:28:28.780 Know

01:28:28.980 It

01:28:29.160 Like

01:28:29.560 Everyone

01:28:29.900 That

01:28:30.160 Struggles

01:28:30.480 With

01:28:30.660 It

01:28:30.780 Knows

01:28:31.020 It

01:28:31.220 But

01:28:32.640 I

01:28:32.780 Did

01:28:32.980 Just

01:28:33.140 Get

01:28:33.300 A

01:28:33.420 New

01:28:33.540 Dog

01:28:33.900 And

01:28:34.240 I

01:28:34.360 Named

01:28:34.540 him

01:28:34.680 Theo

01:28:34.980 It's

01:28:38.380 Pretty

01:28:38.820 Cool

01:28:39.100 Man

01:28:39.420 You

01:28:39.760 A lot

01:28:40.400 And

01:28:40.700 Take

01:28:41.660 Care

01:28:41.860 Man

01:28:42.180 Love

01:28:43.020 Love

01:28:43.700 You

01:28:43.820 Love

01:28:44.900 You

01:28:45.000 You

01:28:45.020 Too

01:28:45.180 Bro

01:28:45.440 Thanks

01:28:46.880 Man

01:28:47.140 Thanks

01:28:47.360 For

01:28:47.460 The

01:28:47.540 Nice

01:28:47.740 Message

01:28:48.040 Dude

01:28:48.420 If

01:28:48.720 That

01:28:48.860 Dog

01:28:49.080 Starts

01:28:49.340 Doing

01:28:49.540 Cocaine

01:28:50.120 Boy

01:28:50.580 You

01:28:50.860 Know

01:28:51.320 It

01:28:51.540 You

01:28:52.260 Know

01:28:52.560 Then

01:28:52.760 We

01:28:53.560 Are

01:28:53.700 Of

01:28:53.900 The

01:28:54.060 Same

01:28:54.320 Breed

01:28:54.780 For

01:28:54.960 Sure

01:28:55.340 But

01:28:58.040 Nah

01:28:58.260 Man

01:28:58.540 You

01:28:58.780 Do

01:28:59.140 The

01:28:59.260 Same

01:28:59.420 Thing

01:28:59.600 For

01:28:59.740 Me

01:28:59.880 By

01:29:00.180 Making

01:29:00.400 That

01:29:00.560 Call

01:29:00.780 And

01:29:00.900 It

01:29:01.000 Is

01:29:01.100 A

01:29:01.220 Daily

01:29:01.440 Battle

01:29:01.820 You

01:29:02.480 Know

01:29:02.600 A lot

01:29:02.820 Of

01:29:02.900 People

01:29:03.040 That

01:29:03.180 Struggle

01:29:03.380 With

01:29:03.540 Addiction

01:29:03.960 And

01:29:04.120 That

01:29:04.280 Sort

01:29:04.480 Of

01:29:04.580 Thing

01:29:04.800 When

01:29:05.180 You

01:29:05.980 Have

01:29:06.080 A

01:29:06.180 Brain

01:29:06.440 Like

01:29:06.700 Us

01:29:07.000 I

01:29:08.320 Don't

01:29:08.580 Think

01:29:08.700 Other

01:29:08.820 People

01:29:08.980 Realize

01:29:09.440 This

01:29:09.680 My

01:29:10.320 Problem

01:29:10.600 Every

01:29:10.800 Day

01:29:10.980 Is

01:29:11.080 Not

01:29:11.340 Drinking

01:29:11.780 Or

01:29:11.960 Doing

01:29:12.140 Drugs

01:29:12.480 My

01:29:12.660 Problem

01:29:13.020 Is

01:29:13.300 Me

01:29:13.780 And

01:29:15.580 Just

01:29:15.820 Something

01:29:16.100 Inside

01:29:16.480 Of

01:29:16.600 Me

01:29:16.660 That

01:29:16.800 Doesn't

01:29:17.000 Fit

01:29:17.300 Correctly

01:29:17.880 And

01:29:18.300 That

01:29:18.460 Every

01:29:18.640 Day

01:29:18.820 I

01:29:18.900 Have

01:29:19.000 To

01:29:19.080 Get

01:29:19.240 Up

01:29:19.400 And

01:29:19.480 I

01:29:19.580 Have

01:29:19.640 To

01:29:19.740 Sand

01:29:20.080 It

01:29:20.320 And

01:29:21.160 I

01:29:21.220 Have

01:29:21.320 To

01:29:21.420 Make

01:29:21.620 Sure

01:29:21.800 That

01:29:21.940 It's

01:29:24.160 Like

01:29:24.280 This

01:29:24.620 Puzzle

01:29:25.100 Piece

01:29:25.360 That

01:29:25.580 Regrows

01:29:26.500 Overnight

01:29:27.040 And

01:29:27.480 It

01:29:27.580 Can

01:29:27.700 Regrow

01:29:28.040 Negatively

01:29:28.620 Overnight

01:29:29.140 And

01:29:29.260 I

01:29:29.340 Got

01:29:29.420 To

01:29:29.520 Get

01:29:29.660 Up

01:29:29.780 In

01:29:29.880 The

01:29:30.000 Morning

01:29:30.300 And

01:29:33.100 I

01:29:33.220 Got

01:29:33.340 To

01:29:33.420 Evaluate

01:29:33.940 What's

01:29:34.180 Going

01:29:34.380 On

01:29:34.620 Before

01:29:34.880 I

01:29:35.060 Can

01:29:35.180 Attach

01:29:35.600 Myself

01:29:36.000 To

01:29:36.160 The

01:29:36.300 Rest

01:29:36.480 Of

01:29:36.600 The

01:29:36.720 World

01:29:37.040 Or

01:29:37.760 Things

01:29:38.060 Ain't

01:29:38.260 Gonna

01:29:38.420 Be

01:29:38.800 Real

01:29:39.360 Kosher

01:29:39.940 But

01:29:42.420 Thank

01:29:42.660 You

01:29:42.740 For

01:29:42.840 That

01:29:43.000 Bro

01:29:43.240 Thank

01:29:43.580 You

01:29:43.660 For

01:29:43.740 The

01:29:43.840 Nice

01:29:44.060 Message

01:29:44.440 Man

01:29:44.760 A

01:29:45.580 Lot

01:29:45.680 Of

01:29:45.780 Good

01:29:45.960 People

01:29:46.280 Around

01:29:47.300 These

01:29:47.520 Parts

01:29:47.980 Bro

01:29:48.260 Let's

01:29:51.140 Roll

01:29:51.380 Out

01:29:51.560 The

01:29:51.700 Same

01:29:51.960 Way

01:29:52.160 We

01:29:52.360 Came

01:29:52.720 In

01:29:53.080 Man

01:29:53.380 I

01:29:53.980 Know

01:29:54.160 Some

01:29:54.400 Y'all

01:29:54.640 Like

01:29:54.940 To

01:29:55.100 Get

01:29:55.340 Bent

01:29:55.760 Out

01:29:56.140 And

01:29:56.740 So

01:29:57.180 A

01:29:57.720 Good

01:29:57.920 Song

01:29:58.220 To

01:29:58.380 Do

01:29:58.560 It

01:29:58.740 To

01:29:59.020 Is

01:30:00.180 Is

01:30:00.200 Is

01:30:02.340 This

01:30:02.560 Some

01:30:02.700 Right

01:30:02.940 Here

01:30:03.140 Man

01:30:03.420 Drunk

01:30:03.780 Outdoors

01:30:04.480 You

01:30:05.420 Guys

01:30:05.580 Take

01:30:05.800 Care

01:30:05.980 Of

01:30:06.060 Yourselves

01:30:06.380 Man

01:30:06.580 Be

01:30:06.800 Good

01:30:07.260 To

01:30:07.360 Yourself

01:30:07.740 You

01:30:07.940 Know

01:30:08.120 I'm

01:30:08.580 Gonna

01:30:08.640 Try

01:30:08.780 To

01:30:08.920 Do

01:30:09.020 The

01:30:09.180 Same

01:30:09.460 All

01:30:09.840 Right

01:30:10.020 Yeah

01:30:32.560 To

01:30:33.000 To

01:30:34.320 To

01:30:34.800 To

01:30:34.860 Dance

01:30:35.560 Floor

01:30:36.360 Let's

01:30:37.540 Go

01:30:37.760 Get

01:30:37.940 Drunk

01:30:38.220 Out

01:30:38.600 Do

01:30:38.920 Now

01:30:44.820 We're

01:30:45.020 Cooking

01:30:45.300 With

01:30:45.680 Gas

01:30:46.140 On

01:30:46.500 The

01:30:46.780 Front

01:30:47.140 Burner

01:30:47.780 Hot

01:30:48.460 Wind

01:30:48.820 Gas

01:30:49.240 Station

01:30:49.540 Down

01:30:49.940 On

01:30:50.120 The

01:30:50.280 Corner

01:30:50.760 Cooking

01:30:51.540 With

01:30:51.920 Gas

01:30:52.380 On

01:30:52.680 The

01:30:52.940 Front

01:30:53.320 Burner

01:30:54.940 Running

01:30:55.740 And

01:30:55.880 Drunk

01:30:56.160 Out

01:30:56.320 The

01:30:56.460 Trunk

01:30:56.960 Let's

01:30:58.620 Go

01:30:58.820 Get

01:30:58.980 Drunk

01:30:59.320 Out

01:30:59.620 Do

01:31:00.300 Got

01:31:09.800 Money

01:31:10.320 You

01:31:10.520 Got

01:31:12.840 Money

01:31:13.420 Get

01:31:14.120 That

01:31:14.580 Hitter

01:31:15.040 Little

01:31:17.640 Bit

01:31:18.200 Got

01:31:19.140 Money

01:31:19.680 Get

01:31:20.420 That

01:31:20.880 Hitter

01:31:21.280 About to roll

01:31:37.360 right in the

01:31:38.060 tape in an

01:31:38.440 episode of

01:31:39.020 King and the

01:31:40.460 Sting

01:31:40.700 here

01:31:40.980 so

01:31:42.200 this has been

01:31:43.940 a great prep

01:31:44.540 for that man

01:31:45.220 it's put me

01:31:45.720 in a comfortable

01:31:47.080 place man

01:31:48.040 and thank you to

01:31:51.500 the north

01:31:52.640 mississippi

01:31:53.400 all-stars

01:31:54.060 and this

01:31:54.360 song

01:31:54.560 drunk

01:31:54.900 outdoors

01:31:55.300 we'll put a

01:31:55.740 link where you

01:31:56.080 can get that

01:31:56.600 hitter man

01:31:57.120 in the

01:31:58.300 youtubes

01:31:59.060 get that

01:32:04.460 hitter man

01:32:05.660 ten toes down

01:32:15.740 soldiers on the

01:32:16.780 grind

01:32:17.360 down at the

01:32:18.560 club on the

01:32:19.360 county line

01:32:20.460 ten toes down

01:32:21.960 soldiers on the

01:32:23.060 grind

01:32:24.000 p Goming the

01:32:25.520 shall

01:32:25.560 jump

01:32:43.580 go

01:32:46.660 go

01:32:47.240 go

01:32:47.420 go

01:32:49.260 go

01:32:52.640 go

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 07, 2020

Back from Outdoors ｜ This Past Weekend w⧸ Theo Von #276

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