This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 27, 2020


Ladies Night | This Past Weekend #275


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 53 minutes

Words per Minute

146.42986

Word Count

16,648

Sentence Count

140

Misogynist Sentences

71

Hate Speech Sentences

87


Summary

It's Ladies' Night, and it's the biggest crock of shit you get on a Friday or Saturday night. You don't get no ladies. You only get a cooter fairy on a Saturday night, and you pay the price for it on a Sunday night.


Transcript

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00:00:48.220 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach.
00:00:50.520 Grayblock, get that hitter.
00:00:53.560 Amen, baby.
00:00:55.900 A-men and B-men, too.
00:00:58.360 A lot of second-level dudes out there.
00:01:00.180 A lot of B-men as well.
00:01:02.260 You know that.
00:01:03.100 You know who you are.
00:01:05.980 Remember Ladies' Night?
00:01:07.940 Remember that Ladies' Night?
00:01:10.940 It's Ladies' Night.
00:01:13.900 That was always, I felt like, the biggest crock of shit, you know?
00:01:18.740 Like, dude, it's Ladies' Night.
00:01:20.420 I would always have a friend, and not even a friend, sometimes just an enemy that, or just a buddy, someone I knew that drank and could walk to a bar.
00:01:31.760 And he'd be like, bro, it's Ladies' Night.
00:01:35.020 It's Ladies' Night.
00:01:37.160 Over there.
00:01:39.040 It's Ladies' Night, dude.
00:01:41.060 Down at the Smokin' Onion, bro.
00:01:42.900 You in or you out?
00:01:47.120 And like, dude, come on, man.
00:01:51.260 We ain't getting no ladies, bro.
00:01:54.400 Come on, man.
00:01:55.460 We ain't getting no ladies, buddy.
00:02:01.840 Dude, every time we go out, we get zero ladies.
00:02:06.860 You think tonight,
00:02:09.300 that you think tonight something's gonna be different?
00:02:16.800 That the cooter fairy is just gonna come and hit us with that cooter wand or something?
00:02:24.140 No.
00:02:25.460 You can't, you gotta recognize that, you know, it's, like, come on, bro.
00:02:31.980 It's Ladies' Night.
00:02:34.620 Man, come on.
00:02:37.920 Dude, you know, good and well of you and me are in it, man.
00:02:41.020 It ain't damn Ladies' Night, bro.
00:02:44.200 It's gonna be, you and me are gonna get there.
00:02:46.880 We're gonna pay that cover.
00:02:48.100 And they always put, like, a lady by the door so it looks like there's ladies.
00:02:52.140 And they make you wait in a line.
00:02:53.760 You get in there, and they got one lady there.
00:02:58.280 It's just a coat lady.
00:02:59.260 She's taking people's coats.
00:03:00.380 And we live in Louisiana.
00:03:02.920 You know, nobody has a damn coat.
00:03:04.740 So that's really a waste of fixed costs right there.
00:03:08.100 That, I mean, that lady's just doing nothing.
00:03:10.720 Sometimes you'll see somebody has a tank top, you know,
00:03:13.240 if somebody wore a double tank in there.
00:03:15.520 And they shed one and give it to the girl.
00:03:18.840 Keep her employed, you know, keep little Tiffany employed.
00:03:21.940 Or little Daphne or whatever.
00:03:24.540 You know, named after somebody who doesn't know how to pronounce flowers.
00:03:27.460 You know, Daphne Dills.
00:03:28.480 But, man, I...
00:03:31.900 It's ladies.
00:03:33.000 Come on!
00:03:35.060 Dude, it ain't.
00:03:36.700 Bro, when we go...
00:03:37.740 We've been going places for years, man.
00:03:40.620 And we ain't got no ladies, bro.
00:03:45.480 We ain't got no ladies, man.
00:03:47.740 The last lady's name we went to, I had to hold your waist while you vomited.
00:03:54.620 Because the upheaval was too much for your body to handle.
00:03:57.580 Because you don't have a strong spine, man.
00:04:00.060 You know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:04:03.420 So, I'm just trying to be honest, man.
00:04:05.580 I'm just trying to be honest and just do whatever I can.
00:04:09.100 Or also do whatever I can't.
00:04:10.620 You know that.
00:04:11.180 All right, let's kick this bad animal right in the frickin' ball bag.
00:04:17.340 You got it?
00:04:19.440 Tie up your, uh...
00:04:20.860 Tie your own tubes, you know?
00:04:22.860 Dude, I used to know this tough girl.
00:04:25.740 Real, real tough.
00:04:28.500 Kind of girl, man.
00:04:29.840 And, uh...
00:04:31.360 You know, she, um...
00:04:34.000 She chose not to pass gas sometime.
00:04:36.360 Because she liked to keep that pressure in her body.
00:04:39.480 That kind of girl.
00:04:40.380 Like, that's a real...
00:04:42.060 Kind of girl just snatch a damn goat off a bridge.
00:04:44.700 Just walk out.
00:04:46.280 You feel me?
00:04:49.380 The kind of girl who would walk out on a windy day.
00:04:53.420 And just take her damn breasts out.
00:04:56.420 And just look Mother Nature right in the eyes and say,
00:04:59.040 Bring it on, bitch.
00:05:01.700 You know?
00:05:02.300 Tough girl.
00:05:04.440 And, um...
00:05:06.040 Oh, shit.
00:05:07.760 I don't know what I was going to tell you guys.
00:05:08.720 But, uh...
00:05:10.040 Let's get into this episode, man.
00:05:11.840 What did I say?
00:05:12.680 I used to know a tough girl, bro.
00:05:16.960 It's ladies...
00:05:18.200 Come on!
00:05:20.380 Boy, it ain't...
00:05:21.660 When you and me go, dog, it ain't...
00:05:24.220 Never ladies and I, man.
00:05:25.800 Dude, it ain't never...
00:05:29.080 Dude, you got beat up.
00:05:30.320 Remember one time we were walking to a place.
00:05:32.760 Me and my buddy.
00:05:33.740 And he got beat up by the dude with the...
00:05:35.800 We went...
00:05:36.660 Going to a happy hour.
00:05:37.680 He got beat up by a brother with one of those tax guy signs.
00:05:42.300 You know?
00:05:42.840 He got beat up by a black Statue of Liberty with a tax guy sign.
00:05:46.180 So...
00:05:47.600 It ain't never ladies night, man.
00:05:49.600 Come on.
00:05:50.100 Let's go.
00:05:50.600 All right.
00:05:52.380 Let's get into it.
00:05:53.560 Let's...
00:06:20.600 I'll make a beat
00:06:30.980 Higher than a mountain
00:06:34.920 Mountain, mountain
00:06:37.880 Set me free
00:06:39.520 Just don't say goodbye
00:06:43.000 It's you and me
00:06:48.380 Enjoy the destination
00:06:51.620 Come on!
00:06:57.620 Come on!
00:07:03.780 It's never too late
00:07:06.880 To come over
00:07:09.200 Time slips away
00:07:15.360 From you and me
00:07:16.920 Now
00:07:17.600 So don't hesitate
00:07:23.460 To come over
00:07:26.580 Why must we wait
00:07:32.540 When we're alive
00:07:34.740 Why must we wait
00:07:39.580 When we're alive
00:07:42.060 It's ladies night
00:07:46.700 Hello
00:07:48.080 And thank you
00:07:49.700 For
00:07:50.640 Joining me
00:07:52.060 And joining yourself here
00:07:53.700 And this is it
00:07:54.780 Baby
00:07:55.120 This is it
00:07:56.680 This is that cupcake
00:07:57.660 That life made us
00:07:59.660 And I'll tell you
00:08:02.000 Be honest with you right now
00:08:03.100 There ain't much frosting
00:08:04.140 On that sugar piece
00:08:05.240 Right now
00:08:05.820 There ain't much frosting
00:08:08.540 There ain't much
00:08:11.580 Frosting
00:08:12.640 On the dessert
00:08:14.000 Right now
00:08:14.640 Is there?
00:08:16.480 It's cake only
00:08:17.700 Baby
00:08:18.020 And it's a lot
00:08:20.520 Of bootleg cake
00:08:22.240 A lot of bootleg cake
00:08:24.680 We're digesting
00:08:25.380 Right now
00:08:25.940 You know
00:08:28.660 You uh
00:08:29.440 You know
00:08:31.820 I went for a jog
00:08:32.600 Here's one thing
00:08:33.200 That's just really
00:08:33.860 Boiling
00:08:34.520 Boiling my beef
00:08:36.740 And I mean
00:08:39.540 When
00:08:39.720 I mean
00:08:40.100 Boiling my beef
00:08:41.260 Is when I'm going
00:08:43.180 For a jog
00:08:44.120 And a jog
00:08:46.360 You know
00:08:46.760 It's
00:08:47.180 You know
00:08:48.100 You want to run
00:08:48.780 But you
00:08:49.340 You can't run
00:08:51.100 Because you're not
00:08:52.380 That fast
00:08:53.120 So you jog
00:08:54.080 It's basically
00:08:55.680 What white people
00:08:56.520 Started doing
00:08:57.220 Because we
00:08:58.240 You know
00:08:59.340 We wanted to
00:09:00.200 When
00:09:00.540 When black people
00:09:01.520 Started running
00:09:02.240 We were like
00:09:02.760 Oh shit
00:09:03.260 We're not running
00:09:03.980 We're kind of jogging
00:09:04.960 So let's rename it
00:09:06.260 And so that's how
00:09:07.540 That really shook down
00:09:08.780 To be factual
00:09:10.500 Or historical
00:09:11.340 Um
00:09:13.260 You know
00:09:15.440 Because black people
00:09:16.100 Were fast
00:09:16.740 I mean
00:09:18.260 I mean
00:09:18.280 They had
00:09:18.680 What was it
00:09:19.120 They used to
00:09:19.620 They used to have
00:09:20.980 The um
00:09:21.620 The Runderground
00:09:23.060 Railroad
00:09:23.560 Bro
00:09:23.760 If you went on that
00:09:24.420 That's where
00:09:24.880 Carl Lewis came from
00:09:26.000 The Runderground
00:09:27.540 Railroad
00:09:28.040 Dog
00:09:28.300 You just go down
00:09:29.100 There
00:09:29.420 You'd have a
00:09:30.820 White dude
00:09:31.240 Had to get in
00:09:31.700 A train
00:09:32.260 Just to even
00:09:32.740 Keep up
00:09:33.240 With the black
00:09:33.720 Guys on that
00:09:34.340 Thing
00:09:34.640 So there's a
00:09:36.500 Lot of speed
00:09:37.180 Coming out of
00:09:38.500 The black
00:09:38.840 Community
00:09:39.280 In the 1800s
00:09:40.320 Early 1900s
00:09:40.740 Um
00:09:42.740 But
00:09:44.940 Oh here
00:09:45.960 What I'm noticing
00:09:46.680 Is I'll go
00:09:47.200 For a jog
00:09:47.900 Right
00:09:48.180 I'll go for
00:09:49.060 Or what I call
00:09:50.120 A white run
00:09:50.860 And I'll go
00:09:52.840 For that really
00:09:53.480 You know
00:09:53.860 I'll go for
00:09:55.340 A white run
00:09:56.140 And
00:09:56.480 I'm passing
00:09:58.700 Other joggers
00:09:59.600 You know
00:09:59.980 Um
00:10:00.580 Constituents
00:10:01.720 You know
00:10:02.180 Foot constituents
00:10:03.080 And they don't
00:10:04.840 Wave
00:10:05.280 And that
00:10:09.000 Just
00:10:09.500 B's
00:10:11.740 My
00:10:12.020 B
00:10:12.520 Okay
00:10:13.580 Boils
00:10:14.360 My
00:10:14.840 Beef
00:10:15.300 Buddy
00:10:15.700 If I'm
00:10:16.940 Running
00:10:17.300 And you
00:10:18.060 Are also
00:10:18.580 Running
00:10:18.980 And we
00:10:19.420 Pass
00:10:19.940 By each
00:10:20.560 Other
00:10:20.860 And you
00:10:22.660 Don't
00:10:22.960 Wipe
00:10:23.620 You don't
00:10:25.880 Wave
00:10:26.460 We're in
00:10:28.080 A pandemic
00:10:28.920 This could be
00:10:31.060 The end
00:10:31.440 Of time
00:10:32.120 You know
00:10:32.400 This might
00:10:32.740 Have been
00:10:32.980 When mother
00:10:33.680 Nature
00:10:33.980 Set her
00:10:34.400 Alarm
00:10:34.900 And you
00:10:36.900 Not even
00:10:37.400 You just
00:10:37.900 You're
00:10:38.660 I'm
00:10:39.420 Out here
00:10:39.820 Doing
00:10:40.160 My
00:10:40.440 Best
00:10:40.680 You're
00:10:40.880 Doing
00:10:41.080 Your
00:10:41.320 Best
00:10:41.580 You're
00:10:41.760 Not
00:10:41.860 Going
00:10:41.980 To
00:10:42.080 Give
00:10:42.220 Me
00:10:42.340 A
00:10:42.480 Hello
00:10:42.780 A
00:10:43.100 Peace
00:10:43.620 A
00:10:44.820 Thumb
00:10:45.260 Up
00:10:45.700 Give
00:10:47.300 Me
00:10:47.440 A
00:10:47.700 Thumb
00:10:48.060 Up
00:10:48.600 Man
00:10:50.540 That
00:10:50.740 Gets
00:10:51.000 Me
00:10:51.240 Because
00:10:52.560 Especially
00:10:53.100 If you're
00:10:53.460 Doing
00:10:53.640 Fitness
00:10:54.300 If you're
00:10:56.120 Out there
00:10:56.520 You know
00:10:56.740 I get
00:10:57.000 Out there
00:10:57.340 I'm
00:10:57.460 Doing
00:10:57.640 Full
00:10:57.960 Body
00:10:58.260 Fitness
00:10:58.680 I'm
00:10:59.000 Running
00:10:59.420 Keeping
00:11:00.440 My chest
00:11:00.980 Forward
00:11:01.400 When I
00:11:01.720 Run
00:11:02.160 Trying not
00:11:03.360 To arch
00:11:03.620 My back
00:11:04.120 Too much
00:11:04.780 You know
00:11:05.580 I don't
00:11:05.760 Want them
00:11:06.040 Gay
00:11:06.300 Dudes
00:11:06.620 Flexing
00:11:07.260 Because
00:11:09.780 You know
00:11:10.900 This is
00:11:11.220 Los Angeles
00:11:11.840 Man
00:11:12.220 This is
00:11:13.460 Really
00:11:13.820 This is
00:11:15.880 You know
00:11:17.960 This is a
00:11:18.420 Hotbed
00:11:18.900 Really for
00:11:19.300 Homosexuality
00:11:20.340 And
00:11:20.940 Adult
00:11:21.300 Gay
00:11:21.640 So
00:11:23.860 You
00:11:24.200 If
00:11:24.800 You're
00:11:25.000 Running
00:11:25.420 With
00:11:26.500 And
00:11:26.800 You're
00:11:26.980 A
00:11:27.120 Male
00:11:27.440 And
00:11:27.940 A
00:11:28.520 Lot
00:11:28.720 Of
00:11:28.820 These
00:11:28.960 Men
00:11:29.180 See
00:11:29.500 You
00:11:29.620 They
00:11:29.800 Want
00:11:30.100 It
00:11:30.280 And
00:11:32.020 That's
00:11:32.240 Nature
00:11:32.580 Man
00:11:32.780 That's
00:11:32.960 Not
00:11:33.140 There's
00:11:33.440 No
00:11:33.560 Judgment
00:11:34.000 There
00:11:34.180 That's
00:11:34.400 Nature
00:11:34.720 It's
00:11:36.100 Like
00:11:36.260 Say
00:11:36.480 If
00:11:36.640 You
00:11:36.820 Are
00:11:37.220 If
00:11:38.740 You
00:11:38.960 Like
00:11:39.380 You
00:11:40.260 Know
00:11:40.460 You
00:11:41.840 Know
00:11:42.020 Burgers
00:11:42.580 Or
00:11:42.760 Snacks
00:11:43.200 You
00:11:43.340 Could
00:11:43.460 Get
00:11:43.740 Drive
00:11:44.620 Through
00:11:44.860 Meals
00:11:45.680 Say
00:11:46.960 You
00:11:47.080 Like
00:11:47.240 Drive
00:11:47.480 Through
00:11:47.620 Meals
00:11:48.020 And
00:11:48.980 You're
00:11:49.120 Walking
00:11:49.380 Somewhere
00:11:49.720 And
00:11:49.840 Somebody
00:11:50.040 Throws
00:11:50.320 A
00:11:50.460 Cheeseburger
00:11:50.920 Right
00:11:51.120 In
00:11:51.240 Front
00:11:51.400 Of
00:11:51.540 You
00:11:51.700 I
00:11:53.460 Guarant
00:11:53.780 You
00:11:53.920 Might
00:11:54.100 Not
00:11:54.280 Reach
00:11:54.620 For
00:11:54.760 That
00:11:54.980 Bitch
00:11:55.240 But
00:11:55.400 You're
00:11:55.560 Going
00:11:55.620 To
00:11:55.740 Follow
00:11:56.000 It
00:11:56.160 With
00:11:56.280 Your
00:11:56.420 Eyes
00:11:56.780 And
00:11:57.580 See
00:11:57.800 Where
00:11:57.980 It
00:11:58.120 Lands
00:11:58.500 And
00:11:59.460 Then
00:11:59.580 You're
00:11:59.720 Going
00:11:59.780 To
00:11:59.860 Consider
00:12:00.200 Things
00:12:00.640 Maybe
00:12:01.220 Make
00:12:01.480 A
00:12:01.620 Choice
00:12:01.980 But
00:12:04.320 Shit
00:12:06.380 What
00:12:06.600 Was I
00:12:06.780 Talking
00:12:06.940 About
00:12:07.140 Dude
00:12:07.480 Um
00:12:08.000 Oh
00:12:11.080 Yeah
00:12:11.360 You
00:12:11.800 Got
00:12:11.940 To
00:12:12.000 Be
00:12:12.140 Careful
00:12:12.480 A
00:12:13.020 Lot
00:12:13.160 Of
00:12:13.280 Men
00:12:13.480 Out
00:12:13.680 There
00:12:13.840 If
00:12:13.980 You
00:12:14.040 Go
00:12:14.180 Running
00:12:14.420 But
00:12:14.560 Anyway
00:12:14.760 If
00:12:14.960 I'm
00:12:15.100 Running
00:12:15.420 And
00:12:15.660 I
00:12:15.920 Jog
00:12:16.220 Past
00:12:16.580 Someone
00:12:16.840 And
00:12:17.000 They
00:12:17.100 Don't
00:12:17.300 Acknowledge
00:12:17.860 That's
00:12:18.100 What
00:12:18.400 It
00:12:19.180 Gets
00:12:19.440 Me
00:12:19.680 You
00:12:20.640 Know
00:12:20.740 That
00:12:20.860 Just
00:12:21.040 Gets
00:12:21.380 My
00:12:21.580 Damn
00:12:21.820 Gander
00:12:22.380 It
00:12:23.400 Just
00:12:23.540 Gets
00:12:23.960 My
00:12:24.160 Gander
00:12:24.520 In
00:12:24.660 A
00:12:24.800 Gandalf
00:12:25.400 Boy
00:12:25.760 And
00:12:27.100 Just
00:12:27.320 God
00:12:27.720 God
00:12:28.860 Dang
00:12:29.420 It
00:12:29.720 I
00:12:30.700 Hey
00:12:30.840 Like
00:12:31.200 What
00:12:31.460 You
00:12:31.620 What
00:12:32.060 We
00:12:32.840 I
00:12:33.000 Just
00:12:33.220 Went
00:12:33.460 A
00:12:33.620 Mile
00:12:33.980 Bro
00:12:34.300 You
00:12:34.600 Just
00:12:34.820 Went
00:12:35.040 A
00:12:35.180 Mile
00:12:35.520 You
00:12:36.220 Not
00:12:36.340 Gonna
00:12:36.500 Hey
00:12:36.840 And
00:12:38.840 That's
00:12:39.100 The
00:12:39.200 Kind
00:12:39.360 Of
00:12:39.460 Shit
00:12:39.600 Makes
00:12:39.820 Me
00:12:39.960 Question
00:12:40.340 How
00:12:40.700 We're
00:12:40.920 Doing
00:12:41.280 How
00:12:41.840 We're
00:12:42.020 Doing
00:12:42.260 As
00:12:42.440 A
00:12:42.600 Specy
00:12:43.060 You
00:12:44.960 Know
00:12:45.200 And
00:12:47.180 I
00:12:47.340 See
00:12:47.580 Some
00:12:48.040 Man
00:12:48.260 I'll
00:12:48.440 Tell
00:12:48.560 You
00:12:48.660 This
00:12:48.820 I
00:12:48.940 See
00:12:49.100 A lot
00:12:49.320 Of
00:12:49.440 Fast
00:12:49.780 Asians
00:12:50.180 Out
00:12:50.460 There
00:12:50.740 A lot
00:12:51.480 Of
00:12:51.580 FAs
00:12:52.160 And
00:12:52.500 And
00:12:54.020 They
00:12:54.160 Don't
00:12:54.380 Touch
00:12:54.680 The
00:12:54.880 Ground
00:12:55.280 When
00:12:55.480 They
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00:14:27.620 Just
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00:14:29.840 God
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00:14:34.260 You
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00:14:37.940 Marmalade
00:14:38.600 Bro
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00:14:45.720 So
00:15:15.720 do that new trek again now it was exciting to me and then next thing you know i i said you know
00:15:22.940 what i'm gonna go two and a half miles i'm doing two and a quarter i'll do two and a half bro
00:15:26.660 you know i'll burn another quarter of this bad bitch um you know i'll serve another slice of
00:15:33.400 bad bitch bacon to myself and so next thing you know now i'm at two and a half and now i'm like
00:15:39.780 you know what i'm gonna uh i'm gonna see how fast i'm going i'm gonna keep time for myself
00:15:44.520 make it a little bit of a game make it a little bit of a challenge or shellache french challenge
00:15:50.340 and so then that then it adds up and next thing you know i'm running and i'm doing three mile
00:15:56.700 three and a half bro three and a quarter stars um yeah so anyway that's been my adventure that's
00:16:05.060 been my experience in my adventure with running and now you know i'll go do three and three quarter
00:16:10.280 miles i did it today i walked the last uh three quarter miles though because i just
00:16:17.300 got it like had like an attitude kind of a little bit of a kind of a not a meltdown but like a just
00:16:22.320 just they had a fucking homeless dude and he was shadow boxing over by the interstate and i jog
00:16:29.480 right by the interstate bro because that's who i am some people jog safe areas bro fuck that
00:16:35.260 dude i want to be by the interstate i want to hear a van going by you know i want to hear that
00:16:41.080 bitch going right by my ear i want to i want to be able to hear somebody inside a van inside a shitty
00:16:46.720 van i want to hear two kids two fat kids in the back of a shitty van sipping a shasta that's how close
00:16:52.920 i want that van to be you know i like to be right on the edge because i run you know i'll run faster i feel
00:17:00.280 like if i know that that uh that the grim reaper kind of has one eye on me
00:17:08.780 you know and i've always been like that but yeah so anyway i like to run out there and this dude they
00:17:16.720 had a uh i don't want to say homeless but this guy was definitely you know covered in dirt and looked
00:17:22.820 like he didn't know where his parents were at and he was probably about 38 so you know he could have
00:17:30.960 been um he could have been no he couldn't if he yeah this is a homeless guy anyway he's out there
00:17:40.240 shadow boxing and it looked like he had shadow boxed under some real uh under some good trainers you
00:17:46.540 know it looked like maybe tony jeffries or something had you know had trained him at one point
00:17:49.940 like the guy had some skills so i had to go even further around and i got pissed and then at one
00:17:54.980 point he threw a glass item at me and so that shit made me i i felt like i needed to be a little
00:18:03.440 bit more on alert so that's when i shut the run down and just went into a little bit more of defense
00:18:08.840 mode and just kind of kept my eye on the premises in the area while i went by um because there's a lot
00:18:14.220 of homeless are stacking up around me it's getting pretty stacky in the uh in the vagrancy department
00:18:23.080 out here but anyway uh it's ladies night hey you get you get in there there's like some drunk girl
00:18:33.980 and she she's like oh she's hooking up with the bartender she won't shut up she's like
00:18:40.180 i'm a i'm a junior
00:18:47.100 and you're like damn i just want to buy this biatch a hot air balloon
00:18:54.400 and fill the tank up with freaking with gasoline and launch that biatch you know
00:19:01.000 out over the ocean and see what god wants to do um but thank you guys thank you guys for supporting
00:19:08.140 uh me i hope you're having a good week you know i was dealing with some depression honestly man this
00:19:14.580 past weekend uh so i've been trying to find my way out of that funk you know i hate uh i hate feeling
00:19:23.980 like that and i hate sometimes and i you know i'm not trying to you know i just i hate feeling like
00:19:30.400 that man i hate it when i feel that way um
00:19:34.900 but i'm learning to be a little less hard on myself and just say you know sometimes
00:19:40.960 not every moment is going to be
00:19:43.140 you know not every moment is going to be a mountaintop
00:19:47.880 you know and sometimes you're going to be you're going to feel low down and you're going to feel like
00:19:54.160 this something like somebody's just like
00:19:57.980 just like the world just has a shovel in it it just keeps hitting you in the head because you
00:20:04.540 you feel so low in the dirt um
00:20:08.040 so
00:20:10.660 yeah i've been trying to just get out of some of that and so that's why i try to do a little bit
00:20:16.500 more running uh
00:20:18.320 you know and just trying to take care of myself
00:20:22.000 sometimes it's hard for it's hard for me to want to
00:20:27.740 take care of myself
00:20:29.700 it's hard man
00:20:34.100 it's hard
00:20:37.520 and i don't even know why sometimes why
00:20:42.160 you know god gives me so many gifts so many you know blessings in my life and
00:20:49.360 and um
00:20:52.000 and i still don't i still don't want to sometimes
00:20:56.100 you know take care of myself i don't want to do what's best for me i want to be
00:21:01.840 you know i want to be lazier i want to be
00:21:06.680 you know i want to dance you know just not take care of myself
00:21:11.140 just not do you know i want to sulk i want to be
00:21:14.480 um
00:21:16.180 um
00:21:17.620 what is it called i want to have self-pity you know i want to do all of that instead
00:21:22.620 um
00:21:24.460 and that's how i know you know depression is a real thing and anxiety that kind of stuff it's it's a
00:21:29.740 that's real stuff
00:21:31.140 you know and that's
00:21:33.600 and that is some that's some of the dark arts
00:21:36.140 and we've been saying that and um
00:21:40.220 and i know a lot of people are going through that
00:21:43.440 you know there's a lot of time that we you know we're just by ourselves
00:21:47.180 dude my couch if you look at my couch the
00:21:49.400 the cut the
00:21:50.400 my couch has one one big ass cushion
00:21:54.400 you know because it costs extra if you want to you want them to cut that cushion into three pieces
00:21:58.860 it costs extra if you want it cut
00:22:01.320 you know that's like when i used to work over there bj's pizza over there by claiborne hill
00:22:06.280 and they say all right we want that large we want that large meat
00:22:10.100 because that's what we had large we had meat and non-meat
00:22:14.200 those were the two main those were our lead pies
00:22:16.900 and they said all right and then for 60 cents extra we'll cut that bitch up
00:22:22.900 but if you but if you trying to save money if you cutting corners then we ain't cutting that pie baby
00:22:30.460 so um
00:22:33.640 but yeah you know anyway i'm not trying to delve i'm not trying to dwell but
00:22:40.080 yeah you know my my sofa look like i mean damn that thing
00:22:43.140 look like uh
00:22:45.080 you ever see a picture of the ocean when they say the ocean if it's empty or what it looks like at the bottom
00:22:50.720 that's how my sofa cushion is starting to look
00:22:53.080 like that thing has been in a damn gang bang with my fat ass
00:22:57.260 and it is uh
00:22:59.640 it has not been winning
00:23:01.500 um
00:23:03.200 so yeah just trying to stay motivated and get moving
00:23:06.980 and just get my feet moving and doing the things i know
00:23:10.660 talking to friends
00:23:12.860 and not isolating
00:23:15.400 you know my uh
00:23:18.300 when i start feeling depressed man it's isolation is what i want to do
00:23:22.180 but it's not what really helps me
00:23:24.240 um
00:23:25.300 and then i and when i feel depressed man i can't see my
00:23:29.520 blessings i can't see the good things that are out there looking for me
00:23:32.440 because the lord threw a lot of chocolates out in my life man and these bitches are looking for me
00:23:37.340 and i'm not talking about sisters bro i'm talking about real you know just sweet options
00:23:42.660 you know there's a lot of
00:23:46.080 if i want to see the good
00:23:48.300 it's always there
00:23:52.800 it's just a matter if i really want to look for it or not
00:23:56.620 or not even if i really want to look for it
00:23:58.560 just if i want to
00:23:59.340 see it for what it is
00:24:01.040 um
00:24:02.320 anyway i'm kind of rambling but i'm just
00:24:06.200 you know i know some people are probably struggling right now and uh
00:24:09.280 and i'm trying to be a leader for myself i was
00:24:12.440 you know i was thinking about leadership and
00:24:15.480 and just
00:24:16.620 man sometimes it's hard to be
00:24:18.920 you know it's a it sucks sometimes when you're
00:24:24.500 when you were responsible for yourself
00:24:26.720 sometimes that sucks
00:24:29.440 like damn can't
00:24:31.340 you know sometimes i want to wish that we all lived in some matrix or matriarch
00:24:38.760 matriarch
00:24:40.800 or something where something was controlling all of us just so it wasn't my responsibility
00:24:45.480 you know i don't want my life sometimes i don't want my life to be my responsibility
00:24:51.700 sometimes
00:24:53.580 um
00:24:55.360 and it used to be all the time for me man when i was
00:24:58.940 when i was younger but i said damn
00:25:01.980 i didn't want
00:25:04.780 i didn't want to
00:25:07.500 last thing i wanted to do was be responsible for myself
00:25:10.620 um
00:25:15.480 um
00:25:17.860 but
00:25:20.740 you know we do
00:25:22.380 you know i've just been trying to do the things that are different you know i've been trying to
00:25:26.520 take action and and and be grateful and
00:25:29.700 and do things like that
00:25:31.460 so
00:25:32.260 that's where we are
00:25:34.580 and that's where we are today and
00:25:36.900 uh i'm grateful for you guys we got a lot of nice calls um
00:25:40.620 that came into the hotline
00:25:43.080 985-664-9503
00:25:47.440 and um
00:25:49.720 and you know we had
00:25:52.180 you know i wanted to see about crime out there
00:25:55.280 because when you know
00:25:57.300 you know a lot of crime i mean i almost got hit by a damn
00:26:00.180 you know uh
00:26:02.260 a homeless guy slinging glass out there
00:26:05.380 and homeless dudes you don't know what they'll break out whatever
00:26:09.880 that dude you know what i'm saying
00:26:11.680 you'll bring a knife to a damn lawnmower fight
00:26:13.980 or he'll break out a side of a boat
00:26:16.920 you're like damn this guy
00:26:18.560 this guy about to beat my ass with a damn uh
00:26:22.440 you know with a uh starboard
00:26:24.820 so the
00:26:27.460 they could they're playing on a different ball
00:26:29.720 field
00:26:30.320 you know
00:26:32.060 you'll bring a baseball bat and he'll bring a fucking um
00:26:34.880 you know he'll bring two uh
00:26:38.180 escalator stairs
00:26:39.420 like damn this guy
00:26:41.400 this dude ain't playing man
00:26:44.680 he's about to beat the up down out of me bro
00:26:48.440 this guy's about to beat the damn up down out of me
00:26:51.700 um
00:26:52.660 we had some calls that came in
00:26:55.220 i wanted to hear how uh
00:26:56.480 different places in the world
00:26:58.020 were dealing with
00:27:00.200 and and and and
00:27:01.740 and what your what your corona was like
00:27:04.200 your corona time
00:27:05.100 and so we got some calls that came in here
00:27:06.860 right here
00:27:07.140 this is nicole
00:27:08.400 from malaysia
00:27:10.240 and beautiful place over there
00:27:12.340 malaysia
00:27:13.660 and i actually saw
00:27:14.480 a couple of monkeys over there
00:27:16.220 steal a bag of chips
00:27:17.280 from a thick
00:27:18.260 thick urban chick
00:27:20.320 and um
00:27:20.960 and they went at least two rounds
00:27:23.340 bro you thought it was gonna end there
00:27:24.680 but
00:27:25.060 you know a big girl don't want to lose that
00:27:28.120 that chip sack
00:27:29.180 gang shit
00:27:30.080 onward
00:27:30.480 hey theo
00:27:33.520 it's nicole
00:27:34.380 calling from penang malaysia
00:27:36.220 hey nicole
00:27:37.780 and thank you for calling in from penang there
00:27:40.100 and malaysia
00:27:41.740 i don't know
00:27:42.440 i've been to malaysia actually
00:27:44.120 i just told you that
00:27:45.040 and it's uh
00:27:46.120 man it's like the beach
00:27:47.920 went to the
00:27:49.260 beach
00:27:50.400 that's how
00:27:51.380 that's how beachy it is
00:27:53.860 and it is
00:27:54.280 it's humid
00:27:55.620 dude i remember i took my shirt off
00:27:58.320 and they had two goldfish
00:27:59.660 swimming in my belly button
00:28:00.880 i mean it's that
00:28:03.540 it's humid
00:28:04.180 you'll find a damn starfish
00:28:05.500 come out from under your arm
00:28:06.600 onward
00:28:08.460 in one of your recent episodes
00:28:11.040 you said you wanted to hear
00:28:11.820 from more people who live internationally
00:28:13.080 we're still in quarantine
00:28:14.760 over here
00:28:15.560 and we probably will be
00:28:16.720 until the end of ramadan
00:28:18.380 which is near the end of may
00:28:19.940 because
00:28:20.540 they're real worried about
00:28:22.120 people having large gatherings
00:28:23.640 for ramadan
00:28:24.300 since it's a majority
00:28:25.620 muslim country
00:28:26.540 shout out muslims brother
00:28:28.160 shout out slims baby
00:28:30.140 all day
00:28:30.780 onward
00:28:31.320 even though we don't have
00:28:33.120 a lot of cases at all
00:28:35.280 we're gonna be
00:28:36.380 in lockdown for a while longer
00:28:38.380 which sucks
00:28:39.280 and i'm a senior in high school
00:28:41.320 so we're all just hoping that
00:28:43.200 they'll
00:28:44.300 ease up on the restrictions
00:28:45.980 in time for us to have graduation
00:28:47.560 because
00:28:48.200 we really don't want to miss that
00:28:49.640 it's crazy here because
00:28:50.900 it's actually
00:28:51.640 illegal to exercise outside
00:28:54.100 so we can't run
00:28:55.300 or walk our dogs
00:28:56.380 or bike outside
00:28:57.780 at all
00:28:58.360 and i got stopped
00:28:59.280 by the police
00:28:59.880 for going on a run
00:29:00.760 by myself
00:29:01.700 so you can't really
00:29:03.440 be outside at all
00:29:04.280 unless you have evidence
00:29:05.440 that you're going
00:29:06.280 to the grocery store
00:29:07.320 and that's the only time
00:29:08.600 when you can be outside
00:29:09.440 so that kind of sucks
00:29:10.520 because we're really
00:29:11.860 locked in
00:29:12.460 here
00:29:13.460 wow
00:29:16.260 oh thank you nicole
00:29:18.560 thanks for uh
00:29:19.500 for that message
00:29:20.580 wow
00:29:21.000 i can't believe you guys
00:29:22.340 are really
00:29:22.860 i mean you can't even
00:29:25.200 take a dog
00:29:26.040 yeah i guess you just
00:29:29.200 have to have a dog
00:29:29.940 just teach a dog
00:29:30.660 to what urinate inside
00:29:32.000 or use a toilet
00:29:33.040 wow
00:29:34.480 that's bad
00:29:36.780 that's insane
00:29:37.440 but um
00:29:38.160 but that's beautiful
00:29:39.720 i'm glad that
00:29:40.540 you know i'm glad
00:29:42.720 that that's
00:29:43.540 that you know
00:29:45.100 you guys are able
00:29:45.660 to i guess
00:29:46.800 help the animals
00:29:48.480 like that
00:29:48.820 but um
00:29:49.880 yeah i mean
00:29:50.880 that makes me think
00:29:51.560 at least i can go
00:29:52.180 for a run
00:29:52.820 you know
00:29:53.760 and
00:29:55.300 wow you can't
00:29:57.240 exercise
00:29:57.800 you got stopped
00:29:58.940 by the police
00:29:59.460 for just
00:29:59.880 for fitness
00:30:01.420 dude that reminds me
00:30:03.840 one time i was jogging
00:30:05.040 in the midwest
00:30:06.600 and i was in a real
00:30:09.220 and that's the real
00:30:10.600 thick belt
00:30:11.480 i don't know if you've
00:30:13.040 been to the midwest
00:30:13.960 but damn you won't
00:30:14.960 i mean you'll have a thigh
00:30:17.360 you know
00:30:17.760 your thigh will just show
00:30:18.840 up out of nowhere
00:30:19.620 they got a damn
00:30:21.180 somebody
00:30:21.780 they have
00:30:23.380 you know you'll see a
00:30:24.440 some fella got hamstrings
00:30:26.160 with real ham on them
00:30:27.440 you're like
00:30:27.760 damn boy
00:30:28.780 that's a salty
00:30:30.660 that's a salty
00:30:31.740 back strap
00:30:32.500 um
00:30:34.100 and i was going for a jog
00:30:35.940 and somebody stopped
00:30:37.020 some guy's like
00:30:37.760 he pulled over
00:30:38.440 he's like
00:30:38.660 you okay
00:30:39.220 what's happening
00:30:40.040 buddy
00:30:40.400 you alright
00:30:40.860 what's going on
00:30:42.540 what
00:30:43.560 and i was like
00:30:44.520 huh i'm just
00:30:45.080 he's like
00:30:45.800 what are you running
00:30:46.400 from man
00:30:47.080 you scared of something
00:30:48.160 i was like
00:30:48.800 nah man
00:30:49.160 this is fitness buddy
00:30:50.580 i'm doing
00:30:51.240 i'm doing fitness
00:30:52.180 i'm an adult man
00:30:53.220 but
00:30:55.360 wow
00:30:56.120 really putting that
00:30:56.940 in perspective
00:30:57.500 and to be in school
00:30:58.720 and not know
00:30:59.380 if you'll be able
00:30:59.880 to have that
00:31:00.300 graduation experience
00:31:01.600 wow
00:31:02.540 you know
00:31:07.260 that puts it
00:31:07.780 into perspective
00:31:08.360 for me
00:31:08.880 for sure
00:31:09.400 you know
00:31:10.320 we got a lot
00:31:10.820 to be grateful for
00:31:11.900 and uh
00:31:13.060 i'm sorry
00:31:14.440 i'm sorry
00:31:14.840 that you're dealing
00:31:15.320 with that
00:31:15.880 your attitude
00:31:16.880 seems really good
00:31:17.760 though nicole
00:31:18.240 i appreciate you
00:31:18.780 sharing that
00:31:19.260 with with uh
00:31:20.240 with me
00:31:20.660 and and
00:31:21.600 you know
00:31:22.440 and just sharing
00:31:23.060 a little bit
00:31:23.540 of what's going
00:31:24.040 on over there
00:31:24.880 and then wow
00:31:26.400 yeah if it comes
00:31:27.080 in a religious
00:31:27.680 territory
00:31:28.380 um
00:31:30.080 which i like
00:31:31.000 you know
00:31:31.220 i like there
00:31:31.700 being some
00:31:32.120 religion
00:31:32.540 and you didn't
00:31:34.280 sound negative
00:31:34.900 about it
00:31:35.360 and i appreciate
00:31:35.900 that you know
00:31:36.640 not that you
00:31:37.120 would but
00:31:37.760 you know
00:31:39.400 i like
00:31:39.860 i think it's
00:31:40.520 a good time
00:31:41.000 for people
00:31:41.360 to have faith
00:31:42.060 and and the
00:31:43.800 fact that
00:31:44.540 you know
00:31:45.480 people are
00:31:45.900 gonna say
00:31:46.600 okay not only
00:31:47.420 have i been
00:31:48.200 going through
00:31:48.880 this but that
00:31:50.540 doesn't negate
00:31:51.300 that i'm gonna
00:31:51.760 try and still
00:31:52.420 have my faith
00:31:53.160 um
00:31:54.480 you know
00:31:55.800 because if i
00:31:56.480 you know
00:31:56.820 what i'm saying
00:31:57.300 i've been a half
00:31:58.060 i've been one
00:31:58.860 of those kind
00:31:59.420 of half breed
00:32:00.100 christians
00:32:00.760 you know
00:32:01.960 where i
00:32:02.220 you know
00:32:02.460 you know
00:32:03.140 my faith
00:32:03.600 is always
00:32:04.380 you know
00:32:06.700 i grew up
00:32:07.240 i didn't really
00:32:07.840 have a lot
00:32:08.440 you know
00:32:08.740 i had
00:32:09.020 i was around
00:32:09.680 a lot of it
00:32:10.400 and we would
00:32:11.360 go to church
00:32:11.940 and stuff
00:32:12.340 but in my
00:32:12.820 heart i didn't
00:32:13.460 really know
00:32:13.980 much
00:32:14.460 um
00:32:15.820 but
00:32:16.620 so that's
00:32:19.500 real special
00:32:20.120 that people
00:32:20.540 are able to
00:32:20.980 have faith
00:32:21.520 and and
00:32:22.120 and uh
00:32:22.920 you know
00:32:23.280 that they're
00:32:23.540 not letting
00:32:23.960 that discount
00:32:24.660 saying okay
00:32:25.580 well look
00:32:26.020 you know
00:32:26.460 we did the
00:32:27.260 core of it
00:32:27.700 so now
00:32:27.960 we don't
00:32:28.180 have to do
00:32:28.820 you know
00:32:30.100 we don't
00:32:30.300 have to
00:32:30.500 do the
00:32:30.760 fasting
00:32:31.200 we don't
00:32:31.520 have to
00:32:31.720 do this
00:32:32.080 or that
00:32:32.500 that's
00:32:32.920 pretty
00:32:33.080 powerful
00:32:33.540 uh
00:32:34.840 but thank
00:32:35.620 you thank
00:32:35.960 you for
00:32:36.160 that update
00:32:36.600 from um
00:32:37.460 from the
00:32:38.020 malay
00:32:38.500 the malay
00:32:39.360 people over
00:32:39.920 there
00:32:40.080 are beautiful
00:32:40.560 all right
00:32:42.020 let's take
00:32:42.300 another call
00:32:42.740 here and
00:32:43.060 this is
00:32:43.340 from
00:32:43.560 prague
00:32:44.200 right here
00:32:44.820 and this
00:32:45.220 is uh
00:32:45.860 sean
00:32:46.220 hotchman
00:32:46.920 let's go
00:32:48.160 hotch
00:32:49.220 hey
00:32:49.920 theo
00:32:50.200 this is
00:32:50.580 sean
00:32:50.860 i'm in
00:32:51.180 prague
00:32:51.560 in the
00:32:51.780 czech republic
00:32:52.300 thank you
00:32:53.400 for calling
00:32:53.720 sean
00:32:54.040 from czech
00:32:54.620 republic
00:32:55.140 and when
00:32:57.220 i actually
00:32:57.740 visited there
00:32:58.400 they had
00:32:58.720 a man
00:32:59.080 pickpocketed
00:32:59.840 me
00:33:00.080 and this
00:33:01.120 guy was
00:33:01.480 small
00:33:01.960 this guy
00:33:03.680 had the
00:33:03.980 smallest
00:33:04.360 damn
00:33:04.740 hands
00:33:05.140 bro
00:33:05.340 you couldn't
00:33:05.840 even
00:33:06.140 i mean
00:33:08.580 this guy
00:33:09.280 oh
00:33:10.340 no one
00:33:11.420 you could
00:33:11.820 barely
00:33:12.160 feet
00:33:12.480 you know
00:33:12.740 he could
00:33:13.180 put
00:33:13.460 dude
00:33:13.900 he could
00:33:14.140 almost
00:33:14.380 put both
00:33:14.920 hands
00:33:15.220 and both
00:33:15.520 feet
00:33:15.760 in your
00:33:16.000 pocket
00:33:16.280 and you
00:33:16.580 couldn't
00:33:16.840 feel
00:33:17.120 it
00:33:17.400 think
00:33:19.100 about
00:33:19.340 that
00:33:19.640 think
00:33:21.820 about
00:33:22.040 having
00:33:22.260 four
00:33:23.020 appendages
00:33:24.480 in a
00:33:26.120 damn
00:33:26.460 pant
00:33:27.060 pocket
00:33:27.460 and you
00:33:29.060 can't
00:33:29.360 feel the
00:33:29.940 person
00:33:30.200 in there
00:33:30.480 and that's
00:33:30.760 dark magic
00:33:31.420 right there
00:33:31.900 let's hear
00:33:32.320 more
00:33:32.640 i wanted to
00:33:34.960 see how things
00:33:35.420 were elsewhere
00:33:35.920 in the world
00:33:36.440 we've been on
00:33:37.660 lockdown for
00:33:38.160 about six
00:33:38.860 weeks now
00:33:39.460 things are
00:33:40.600 slowly starting
00:33:41.140 to get back
00:33:41.520 to normal
00:33:41.940 as you can
00:33:42.560 see there's
00:33:43.140 a bunch
00:33:43.600 of other
00:33:43.840 people out
00:33:44.280 here on
00:33:44.520 the bridge
00:33:44.920 still
00:33:46.320 everybody
00:33:47.080 wears their
00:33:47.540 mask
00:33:47.780 outside
00:33:48.280 but
00:33:48.740 people are
00:33:49.640 starting to
00:33:50.000 go back
00:33:50.340 out to the
00:33:50.760 parks
00:33:51.160 some of the
00:33:52.100 stores are
00:33:52.480 up and
00:33:52.720 back up
00:33:53.200 and i think
00:33:54.900 by the middle
00:33:55.400 of june
00:33:55.920 things might
00:33:57.120 be getting
00:33:57.560 back to
00:33:58.280 being more
00:33:58.640 or less
00:33:58.880 normal
00:33:59.200 looks like
00:34:00.440 the borders
00:34:00.760 are going
00:34:00.960 to be closed
00:34:01.360 for the rest
00:34:01.800 of the summer
00:34:02.220 but maybe
00:34:03.300 after this
00:34:03.860 is all done
00:34:04.380 you can
00:34:04.760 find another
00:34:05.180 european tour
00:34:05.840 glad to see
00:34:06.500 you
00:34:06.700 bye
00:34:07.060 gang
00:34:08.320 thanks sean
00:34:09.200 interesting
00:34:10.740 so yeah
00:34:12.480 that sounds
00:34:12.880 pretty similar
00:34:13.460 i think things
00:34:13.940 are starting
00:34:14.340 to loop
00:34:14.680 people
00:34:15.000 people are
00:34:15.860 starting to
00:34:16.340 loosen up
00:34:17.000 make the
00:34:17.700 choice
00:34:18.120 some people
00:34:19.180 you know
00:34:21.080 and that's
00:34:22.040 what life
00:34:22.500 is like
00:34:22.960 that
00:34:23.180 it's just
00:34:23.540 a
00:34:23.920 you know
00:34:25.040 it's a lot
00:34:25.620 of just
00:34:25.920 hansel and
00:34:26.460 gretel
00:34:26.760 and that's
00:34:28.780 who we are
00:34:29.360 really
00:34:29.680 we you know
00:34:30.980 we're curious
00:34:31.600 creatures
00:34:32.260 damn it
00:34:34.980 i'm sorry
00:34:35.820 sean
00:34:36.160 but
00:34:37.860 yeah you
00:34:39.180 get that
00:34:39.540 you know
00:34:40.320 i notice it
00:34:41.260 too
00:34:41.460 the traffic's
00:34:42.280 getting more
00:34:42.740 in los angeles
00:34:43.460 people are
00:34:43.960 doing more
00:34:44.520 things
00:34:45.160 more
00:34:46.080 thoughts
00:34:46.560 trying to
00:34:47.000 holler
00:34:47.420 um
00:34:49.360 more gay
00:34:51.340 dudes
00:34:51.720 even
00:34:52.020 you know
00:34:53.080 out here
00:34:53.400 in la
00:34:53.720 there's a
00:34:54.260 thing now
00:34:54.660 if you go
00:34:55.060 running
00:34:55.580 if you go
00:34:56.940 running on
00:34:57.480 your feet
00:34:58.140 and without
00:34:59.420 a mask
00:35:00.140 that is a
00:35:01.420 apparently it's
00:35:02.140 like a pickup
00:35:02.620 thing for
00:35:03.420 men that
00:35:05.120 like other
00:35:05.760 that like
00:35:06.620 other men
00:35:07.460 and
00:35:09.820 so it's
00:35:11.400 like the
00:35:11.700 new
00:35:11.900 remember if
00:35:12.340 you used
00:35:12.600 to put
00:35:12.880 your foot
00:35:13.280 out under
00:35:13.660 the bathroom
00:35:15.080 stall wall
00:35:16.080 in minnesota
00:35:17.600 or whatever
00:35:18.100 you know
00:35:18.860 you used to
00:35:19.180 drop that
00:35:19.720 boot over
00:35:20.200 there and
00:35:20.540 that other
00:35:20.860 dude's
00:35:21.240 little shitter
00:35:21.860 and then
00:35:22.920 bam
00:35:23.360 next thing
00:35:24.300 you know
00:35:25.060 y'all playing
00:35:26.360 freaking hide
00:35:27.060 that rodney
00:35:27.860 um
00:35:29.640 but
00:35:31.640 what was
00:35:31.980 what were
00:35:32.480 we talking
00:35:32.660 about
00:35:32.920 uh
00:35:33.620 but what i'm
00:35:34.080 telling you is
00:35:34.640 or what i'm
00:35:34.960 what i'm sharing
00:35:35.560 right now is
00:35:36.220 just that yeah
00:35:36.780 people are going
00:35:37.420 to make their
00:35:37.780 own choices
00:35:38.300 and so i
00:35:40.720 you know i
00:35:41.240 understand when
00:35:41.740 some people are
00:35:42.100 like we need
00:35:42.560 to liberate
00:35:43.040 we need to
00:35:43.500 you know
00:35:44.980 i was talking
00:35:46.160 to my brother-in-law
00:35:47.200 or something i
00:35:48.060 think we might
00:35:48.580 be second cousins
00:35:49.340 or not second
00:35:49.980 cousins but
00:35:50.680 i don't know
00:35:53.180 somebody fucked
00:35:54.640 somebody honestly
00:35:55.620 and that's how
00:35:56.740 we're you know
00:35:58.340 cousin-in-law
00:35:59.100 and he was
00:36:00.740 saying well
00:36:01.440 like you have
00:36:02.460 counties in texas
00:36:03.700 where uh
00:36:05.580 they had four
00:36:06.180 cases of
00:36:06.820 it
00:36:07.000 so what
00:36:09.140 do those
00:36:09.460 people do
00:36:10.000 like they
00:36:10.400 you know
00:36:10.680 how do
00:36:10.960 they get
00:36:11.340 back to
00:36:11.740 work
00:36:11.960 how do
00:36:12.300 they
00:36:12.660 they can't
00:36:13.820 start their
00:36:14.360 universe back
00:36:15.400 up
00:36:15.740 um
00:36:16.880 so it's
00:36:18.300 tricky man
00:36:18.900 it's tricky
00:36:19.380 to see
00:36:19.660 but i think
00:36:20.040 humans
00:36:20.520 you know
00:36:21.340 we're gonna
00:36:21.840 have our
00:36:22.120 own sense
00:36:22.680 at a certain
00:36:23.140 point
00:36:23.520 of when's
00:36:24.720 okay to
00:36:25.160 venture back
00:36:25.740 out and
00:36:26.060 to get
00:36:26.300 things popping
00:36:26.980 and to
00:36:27.520 you know
00:36:28.520 feel the
00:36:29.140 world
00:36:29.560 and know
00:36:31.000 if it's
00:36:31.380 safe
00:36:31.720 um
00:36:33.560 and know
00:36:35.620 if it's
00:36:35.880 safe for
00:36:36.140 us
00:36:36.240 and what
00:36:36.600 our level
00:36:37.020 what what
00:36:37.500 what's safe
00:36:38.020 for me
00:36:38.480 you know
00:36:39.280 i'm risky
00:36:39.820 you know
00:36:41.320 i'm that
00:36:41.580 risky biscuit
00:36:42.400 you know
00:36:43.920 what i'm
00:36:44.120 saying
00:36:44.300 you could
00:36:44.540 put jam
00:36:45.100 on me
00:36:45.480 bro
00:36:45.720 you could
00:36:46.580 put pepper
00:36:47.060 you could
00:36:47.340 put damn
00:36:47.720 rubber
00:36:47.980 cement
00:36:48.300 on my
00:36:48.620 back
00:36:48.980 you know
00:36:50.540 what i'm
00:36:50.780 saying
00:36:51.040 i'm still
00:36:51.700 a snack
00:36:52.200 dog
00:36:52.580 so
00:36:54.280 gang
00:36:54.720 shit
00:36:55.040 you feel
00:36:55.460 me
00:36:55.620 but
00:36:55.980 uh
00:36:57.560 but thank
00:36:58.300 you for
00:36:58.500 sharing
00:36:58.720 this beautiful
00:36:59.240 and if
00:36:59.480 and both
00:37:00.620 um
00:37:01.120 both of
00:37:01.680 these call
00:37:02.100 these last
00:37:02.540 two callers
00:37:03.060 were from
00:37:03.580 uh
00:37:04.740 on video
00:37:05.580 so if you
00:37:06.200 were watching
00:37:06.520 on youtube
00:37:06.980 you can
00:37:07.560 see
00:37:08.100 uh
00:37:09.960 these people's
00:37:10.620 beautiful faces
00:37:11.280 and
00:37:11.560 and um
00:37:12.720 and sean
00:37:13.360 is from
00:37:13.700 right here
00:37:14.140 on a
00:37:15.360 famous bridge
00:37:16.360 right there
00:37:16.860 in prague
00:37:17.580 let me see
00:37:18.380 famous bridge
00:37:20.180 in
00:37:20.720 prague
00:37:22.680 and that
00:37:24.900 bridge is
00:37:25.440 called the
00:37:26.040 charles
00:37:26.900 bridge
00:37:27.680 named after
00:37:29.300 a white
00:37:29.780 so
00:37:31.280 beautiful man
00:37:32.080 thank you
00:37:32.460 brother
00:37:32.720 thanks for
00:37:33.740 calling in
00:37:34.100 and be safe
00:37:34.560 over there
00:37:34.980 and
00:37:35.180 and
00:37:35.780 and yeah
00:37:37.500 it's definitely
00:37:37.900 it's like
00:37:38.200 people's idea
00:37:38.800 of what's
00:37:39.180 safe is
00:37:39.560 different
00:37:39.940 uh
00:37:41.920 people's idea
00:37:43.640 of what's
00:37:44.000 safe is
00:37:44.340 different
00:37:44.660 i did read
00:37:46.000 uh
00:37:46.200 that
00:37:46.580 the
00:37:47.460 there are
00:37:48.500 now 50,000
00:37:49.280 deaths in
00:37:49.900 the u.s
00:37:50.500 from
00:37:51.160 um
00:37:52.700 corvid-19
00:37:53.820 coronavirus
00:37:54.680 and
00:37:55.040 you
00:37:56.780 uh
00:37:58.860 and every
00:37:59.520 year the
00:37:59.880 pneumonia
00:38:00.440 gets that
00:38:01.100 many people
00:38:01.640 as well
00:38:02.940 every year
00:38:04.680 pneumonia
00:38:05.340 does
00:38:05.920 um
00:38:07.680 and i
00:38:09.300 i really
00:38:09.940 believe that
00:38:10.540 if we
00:38:10.840 didn't have
00:38:11.560 if 20
00:38:12.280 years ago
00:38:12.820 this happened
00:38:13.580 i don't think
00:38:15.980 you would have
00:38:16.260 heard anything
00:38:16.680 about it
00:38:17.200 i really
00:38:19.880 don't
00:38:20.140 i don't
00:38:20.420 think you
00:38:20.800 would have
00:38:21.280 heard anything
00:38:22.040 about it
00:38:22.560 i think
00:38:22.980 it would have
00:38:24.320 just been
00:38:24.660 like oh
00:38:24.980 this year
00:38:25.340 is a strong
00:38:25.940 flu season
00:38:26.680 um
00:38:28.300 we have a
00:38:28.800 flu that's
00:38:29.260 lasted late
00:38:30.100 um
00:38:31.660 and that's
00:38:35.040 i think that
00:38:35.640 that's where
00:38:36.220 it kind of
00:38:36.600 would have
00:38:36.820 landed
00:38:37.120 but now
00:38:39.960 you have
00:38:40.220 the 24
00:38:40.720 hour news
00:38:41.300 cycle
00:38:41.620 so you
00:38:42.220 gotta fill
00:38:42.760 that news
00:38:43.280 bank
00:38:43.660 you have
00:38:44.940 to do
00:38:45.320 it
00:38:45.680 there used
00:38:47.600 to be
00:38:47.900 two hours
00:38:48.640 of news
00:38:49.200 there was
00:38:50.840 morning news
00:38:51.640 and there
00:38:51.960 was evening
00:38:52.360 news
00:38:52.740 and then
00:38:53.960 they would
00:38:54.160 do a
00:38:54.460 late
00:38:54.740 evening
00:38:55.080 in case
00:38:56.460 you was
00:38:56.720 by over
00:38:57.100 you know
00:38:57.440 you had a
00:38:58.360 little side
00:38:58.900 piece over
00:38:59.420 and y'all
00:38:59.680 wanted to
00:39:00.100 do you
00:39:00.400 know
00:39:00.500 look at
00:39:01.000 something
00:39:01.300 before y'all
00:39:02.880 went over
00:39:03.260 there and
00:39:03.580 touched each
00:39:04.040 other's
00:39:04.340 bodies or
00:39:04.900 something or
00:39:05.280 split a
00:39:05.740 stake or
00:39:06.160 something
00:39:06.420 but
00:39:08.740 but now
00:39:10.840 it's 24
00:39:11.740 so so
00:39:12.820 they used
00:39:13.160 to be able
00:39:13.400 to pack
00:39:13.760 the whole
00:39:14.340 news
00:39:14.900 into those
00:39:15.860 three hours
00:39:16.440 and some
00:39:17.780 of the stories
00:39:18.260 would double
00:39:18.680 over
00:39:19.080 now there's
00:39:20.880 21 more
00:39:22.360 hours of
00:39:22.880 news
00:39:23.200 so they
00:39:25.200 gotta fill
00:39:25.700 that with
00:39:26.120 something
00:39:26.580 and that's
00:39:29.780 where I
00:39:30.040 think hysteria
00:39:30.900 really began
00:39:31.580 where the
00:39:32.100 news is
00:39:32.520 like okay
00:39:33.020 what can
00:39:34.260 we do
00:39:34.680 what's and
00:39:35.180 then at a
00:39:35.600 certain point
00:39:35.960 what's selling
00:39:36.500 for us
00:39:37.040 what's keeping
00:39:37.720 people hooked
00:39:38.260 on the
00:39:38.500 screen
00:39:38.820 so I
00:39:41.940 really believe
00:39:42.460 that and
00:39:42.920 I really
00:39:46.000 believe that
00:39:46.560 if we didn't
00:39:47.040 have the 24
00:39:47.640 hour news
00:39:48.040 cycle that
00:39:48.420 we wouldn't
00:39:49.080 that this
00:39:49.720 would just
00:39:50.280 be kind
00:39:50.680 of a strong
00:39:51.320 flu season
00:39:51.900 that it
00:39:52.220 came and
00:39:52.620 gone
00:39:52.880 now I
00:39:54.320 know that
00:39:54.660 this is
00:39:55.000 stronger
00:39:55.460 this
00:39:56.840 has a
00:39:57.380 this thing
00:39:58.000 has a
00:39:58.280 higher
00:39:58.560 kill
00:39:58.920 rate
00:39:59.320 than
00:40:00.900 other
00:40:01.300 than
00:40:02.300 other
00:40:02.700 flus
00:40:03.600 but
00:40:04.740 but I
00:40:07.240 just think
00:40:07.700 that's what
00:40:08.200 it would
00:40:08.400 have been
00:40:08.840 but hey
00:40:11.960 what do I
00:40:13.300 know right
00:40:13.680 and I
00:40:14.840 might be
00:40:15.140 wrong also
00:40:15.780 so really
00:40:17.080 good chance
00:40:17.560 of that
00:40:17.860 let's take
00:40:18.640 one more
00:40:19.120 video call
00:40:19.760 that came
00:40:20.180 in and
00:40:20.520 this is
00:40:20.780 a gentleman
00:40:21.040 from Dubai
00:40:21.800 right here
00:40:22.740 gang
00:40:24.520 what's up
00:40:26.200 Theo this
00:40:26.620 is Hunter
00:40:26.940 checking in
00:40:27.520 from Dubai
00:40:28.520 United Arab Emirates
00:40:30.320 gang gang
00:40:31.180 what's up
00:40:32.120 Hunter thank
00:40:32.580 you for
00:40:32.800 checking in
00:40:33.320 brother
00:40:33.600 from Dubai
00:40:34.800 onward
00:40:35.340 an American
00:40:36.400 but I
00:40:36.700 live here
00:40:36.980 full time
00:40:37.660 now
00:40:38.020 just wanted
00:40:39.060 to give
00:40:39.280 you some
00:40:39.540 insight on
00:40:40.080 what's going
00:40:40.460 down in
00:40:40.940 this country
00:40:41.480 it's pretty
00:40:42.400 strict right
00:40:42.940 now we
00:40:43.640 have handled
00:40:44.080 it well
00:40:44.540 and it's
00:40:45.520 been kind
00:40:46.520 of contained
00:40:47.020 to one
00:40:47.480 busier area
00:40:48.280 of the city
00:40:48.820 and everywhere
00:40:49.860 else is doing
00:40:50.320 pretty good
00:40:50.880 but you have
00:40:52.620 to apply for
00:40:53.100 a permit
00:40:53.440 anytime you
00:40:54.200 go outside
00:40:54.640 anytime and
00:40:55.680 now they've
00:40:56.160 restricted it
00:40:56.720 to where you
00:40:57.020 can only
00:40:57.520 leave and
00:40:58.380 go places
00:40:58.980 every three
00:41:00.320 days so
00:41:01.020 we're kind
00:41:01.420 of just
00:41:01.660 huddled up
00:41:02.260 hunkered
00:41:03.280 down but
00:41:04.360 shout out to
00:41:05.040 companies like
00:41:05.660 Kareem and
00:41:06.180 Zomato
00:41:06.660 that's like
00:41:07.980 our version
00:41:08.380 of Postmates
00:41:09.040 they're delivering
00:41:09.620 food still
00:41:10.400 other than that
00:41:11.700 Dubai's interesting
00:41:12.420 it's definitely
00:41:14.400 still kind of
00:41:15.260 a third world
00:41:15.820 country scenario
00:41:16.700 but pre-COVID
00:41:20.320 it was very
00:41:21.300 almost over
00:41:22.880 employed
00:41:23.300 there's virtually
00:41:24.140 no unemployment
00:41:24.900 no homelessness
00:41:25.700 to that
00:41:28.760 though there is
00:41:29.260 a dark side
00:41:29.880 these guys
00:41:30.400 aren't
00:41:30.860 these guys
00:41:31.340 from like
00:41:31.760 Karachi
00:41:32.360 Pakistan
00:41:33.120 Dhaka
00:41:33.600 Bangladesh
00:41:34.040 and various
00:41:34.760 places like
00:41:35.340 that
00:41:35.520 they're just
00:41:35.880 they're not
00:41:36.680 getting paid
00:41:37.220 well and it's
00:41:37.820 rough living
00:41:38.440 scenarios
00:41:39.220 and because
00:41:41.300 of this
00:41:41.760 now they're
00:41:42.340 just not
00:41:42.700 working at
00:41:43.160 all so
00:41:43.540 there's actually
00:41:44.240 been a spike
00:41:44.900 in homelessness
00:41:45.480 and people
00:41:46.040 who are
00:41:46.300 stranded
00:41:46.720 and the
00:41:47.660 airports are
00:41:48.240 closed so
00:41:48.620 they can't
00:41:48.940 get back
00:41:49.280 to their
00:41:49.560 home country
00:41:50.160 so that
00:41:51.220 is a sad
00:41:51.860 thing to
00:41:52.240 see
00:41:52.580 but other
00:41:53.880 than that
00:41:54.360 we're holding
00:41:54.840 it down
00:41:55.560 thanks for
00:41:57.980 everything you
00:41:58.520 do
00:41:58.740 gang gang
00:41:59.460 gang
00:42:00.680 bro
00:42:00.960 thank you
00:42:02.220 hunter
00:42:02.440 for that
00:42:02.820 message
00:42:03.140 man
00:42:03.380 and that's
00:42:03.640 information
00:42:04.140 as well
00:42:04.680 as a
00:42:06.020 message
00:42:06.400 wow
00:42:08.840 yeah you
00:42:09.180 don't think
00:42:09.540 of that
00:42:09.980 you know
00:42:10.920 I mean
00:42:11.240 it's
00:42:11.580 I mean
00:42:12.020 you do
00:42:12.400 think of
00:42:12.860 it
00:42:12.940 maybe you
00:42:13.360 do
00:42:13.660 that the
00:42:15.420 whole
00:42:15.720 you know
00:42:16.160 it's in
00:42:16.500 every place
00:42:17.120 it's going
00:42:17.740 on and I'm
00:42:18.220 not trying
00:42:18.600 to this
00:42:18.860 isn't like
00:42:19.320 a I'm
00:42:20.520 not trying
00:42:20.880 to make
00:42:21.400 this be a
00:42:21.940 downer thing
00:42:22.560 I'm trying
00:42:23.000 to just
00:42:23.580 share what
00:42:24.580 it's like
00:42:24.960 from around
00:42:25.440 the globe
00:42:26.020 you know
00:42:27.000 you know
00:42:28.760 I'm not
00:42:29.020 trying to
00:42:29.320 make us
00:42:29.660 feel bad
00:42:30.260 about anything
00:42:30.700 I'm not
00:42:30.980 trying to
00:42:31.240 feel bad
00:42:31.680 about it
00:42:32.200 you know
00:42:33.140 this is
00:42:33.620 what life
00:42:34.260 is
00:42:34.500 life is
00:42:35.100 I mean
00:42:36.780 life
00:42:37.040 think about
00:42:37.380 what life
00:42:37.780 has been
00:42:38.160 for some
00:42:38.540 people
00:42:38.900 think about
00:42:41.040 some man
00:42:41.840 was born
00:42:42.320 imagine this
00:42:42.940 some man
00:42:43.360 was born
00:42:43.640 born somewhere
00:42:44.240 in a forest
00:42:45.480 maybe or
00:42:46.200 you know
00:42:47.320 in like a
00:42:47.960 like a
00:42:48.900 like a
00:42:50.500 thick thick
00:42:51.380 thick forest
00:42:52.340 and he
00:42:53.580 don't know
00:42:53.960 anything
00:42:54.300 and he
00:42:54.800 you know
00:42:55.160 he grows
00:42:55.720 up
00:42:56.200 and he
00:42:56.460 doesn't
00:42:56.880 his parents
00:42:57.640 don't have
00:42:57.940 much money
00:42:58.500 or whatever
00:42:58.940 and he
00:42:59.220 does woodworking
00:43:00.460 he does
00:43:00.780 basic stuff
00:43:01.660 and then
00:43:03.100 he
00:43:03.500 you know
00:43:04.760 one day
00:43:05.220 he sees
00:43:05.740 maybe like
00:43:06.340 you know
00:43:08.440 he sees
00:43:08.840 like a
00:43:09.440 beautiful
00:43:10.620 bird or
00:43:11.220 something
00:43:11.560 maybe a
00:43:12.220 robin
00:43:12.640 like a
00:43:13.780 red
00:43:14.000 robin
00:43:14.380 a red
00:43:14.680 breasted
00:43:15.300 robin
00:43:17.020 and
00:43:18.700 and that's
00:43:19.420 like
00:43:19.600 that's
00:43:20.360 like his
00:43:20.840 the best
00:43:22.060 part of
00:43:22.340 his life
00:43:22.740 and he
00:43:23.040 and then
00:43:23.400 he dies
00:43:23.880 and his
00:43:24.140 family
00:43:24.380 dies
00:43:24.760 and
00:43:26.120 and that's
00:43:27.660 his life
00:43:28.160 his life
00:43:29.580 with that
00:43:29.820 one thing
00:43:30.440 when he
00:43:30.660 saw that
00:43:31.000 robin
00:43:31.380 it was
00:43:31.620 everything
00:43:31.940 for him
00:43:32.360 that was
00:43:32.720 his
00:43:33.120 that was
00:43:34.860 his
00:43:35.100 you know
00:43:35.660 having a
00:43:36.240 family
00:43:36.580 that was
00:43:36.940 his
00:43:37.340 prom
00:43:38.300 that was
00:43:38.740 his
00:43:39.160 you know
00:43:40.360 getting
00:43:40.680 married
00:43:41.160 that was
00:43:41.620 his
00:43:42.100 that was
00:43:43.620 his
00:43:43.780 that was
00:43:44.120 the
00:43:44.320 that was
00:43:44.760 it
00:43:44.980 that was
00:43:45.460 his
00:43:45.700 his
00:43:46.200 life
00:43:46.540 and that's
00:43:50.460 a life
00:43:50.820 that's a
00:43:51.220 that's a
00:43:51.800 beautiful life
00:43:52.400 that's in
00:43:52.760 its own
00:43:53.100 place
00:43:53.540 the robin
00:43:54.640 man
00:43:54.960 but it's
00:43:56.380 different
00:43:56.740 when you
00:43:57.240 get
00:43:57.680 you know
00:43:58.560 we're used
00:43:59.040 to like
00:43:59.460 fancier
00:44:00.100 lives
00:44:00.620 getting to
00:44:01.020 do this
00:44:01.400 and getting
00:44:01.680 to do
00:44:02.020 that
00:44:02.360 and
00:44:02.580 and now
00:44:04.020 some of
00:44:04.380 that has
00:44:04.640 just been
00:44:04.940 adjusted
00:44:05.480 but thank
00:44:08.860 you for
00:44:09.020 that
00:44:09.160 information
00:44:09.620 from there
00:44:10.160 from Dubai
00:44:10.740 and what
00:44:11.080 it's like
00:44:11.520 and that
00:44:11.820 wow
00:44:12.080 being
00:44:12.300 stranded
00:44:12.840 I would
00:44:13.100 hate
00:44:13.260 that
00:44:13.580 that would
00:44:15.080 be tough
00:44:15.540 man
00:44:15.700 because people
00:44:16.160 are going
00:44:16.340 to do
00:44:16.600 what they're
00:44:16.880 going to
00:44:17.080 do at a
00:44:17.480 certain
00:44:17.660 point
00:44:18.060 people
00:44:19.580 want to
00:44:19.880 buck
00:44:20.200 little
00:44:22.100 Charlie
00:44:22.780 going to
00:44:23.140 buck
00:44:23.360 little
00:44:23.660 Assad
00:44:24.480 going to
00:44:24.860 buck
00:44:25.120 little
00:44:25.740 Yee-hom
00:44:26.280 over here
00:44:27.260 or chin
00:44:27.920 you know
00:44:28.400 little chin
00:44:29.560 strap
00:44:29.980 or whatever
00:44:30.360 your boy's
00:44:30.940 name is
00:44:31.380 Viet
00:44:31.860 people
00:44:33.200 going to
00:44:33.520 get buck
00:44:34.080 dog
00:44:34.420 somebody's
00:44:35.500 going to
00:44:35.720 fucking
00:44:35.940 hum a
00:44:36.260 glass
00:44:36.560 bottle
00:44:36.900 at a
00:44:37.360 jogger
00:44:37.800 you know
00:44:39.100 what I'm
00:44:39.180 saying
00:44:39.260 people
00:44:39.500 are going
00:44:39.660 to start
00:44:39.920 to bend
00:44:40.360 a little
00:44:40.740 and see
00:44:43.080 what they
00:44:43.360 can do
00:44:43.800 you know
00:44:46.840 also
00:44:47.160 I wanted
00:44:47.660 to know
00:44:47.980 if there
00:44:48.260 was
00:44:48.420 if law
00:44:49.100 enforcement
00:44:49.640 how they
00:44:49.980 were dealing
00:44:50.420 with some
00:44:50.880 of the
00:44:51.400 if there
00:44:52.800 was a
00:44:53.080 spike in
00:44:53.620 crime
00:44:54.020 or what
00:44:54.440 like that
00:44:55.060 and we
00:44:56.440 had a
00:44:57.440 well we
00:44:59.620 had two
00:45:00.020 officers
00:45:00.580 that called
00:45:01.320 I want to
00:45:01.940 get one
00:45:02.440 right here
00:45:03.060 listen to
00:45:04.380 this VM
00:45:05.220 right here
00:45:05.940 okay
00:45:10.100 here we
00:45:10.720 go
00:45:11.720 let's get
00:45:17.040 the fuzz
00:45:17.540 on the
00:45:17.820 line here
00:45:18.780 what's up
00:45:19.220 CEO
00:45:19.520 my name's
00:45:20.320 Isaiah
00:45:20.680 man
00:45:21.100 you said
00:45:21.740 any officers
00:45:22.260 of the
00:45:22.540 law
00:45:22.840 call in
00:45:23.660 with your
00:45:24.080 statements
00:45:24.940 about the
00:45:25.420 domestics
00:45:25.920 right now
00:45:26.320 raising up
00:45:26.840 just because
00:45:27.260 of the
00:45:27.460 COVID
00:45:27.760 and everything
00:45:28.160 going on
00:45:28.880 thank you
00:45:30.300 Isaiah
00:45:30.660 thanks for
00:45:31.520 your service
00:45:32.060 and thanks
00:45:32.600 for calling
00:45:33.920 in brother
00:45:34.500 let's hear
00:45:35.040 more
00:45:35.360 and yeah
00:45:36.680 man it's
00:45:37.180 been crazy
00:45:37.980 out here
00:45:38.400 dude I
00:45:38.820 mean I
00:45:39.280 think in
00:45:39.600 the month
00:45:39.880 of March
00:45:40.280 alone
00:45:40.720 domestics
00:45:41.360 where I'm
00:45:41.660 from
00:45:41.860 have doubled
00:45:42.340 I'm in
00:45:43.240 the Dayton
00:45:43.640 Ohio area
00:45:44.480 gang shit
00:45:45.480 Dayton baby
00:45:46.280 them flyers
00:45:48.000 huh
00:45:48.240 what about
00:45:48.620 your boy
00:45:48.920 Troutman
00:45:49.500 I think
00:45:50.800 he just
00:45:51.040 got drafted
00:45:51.500 by them
00:45:51.860 New
00:45:52.060 Island
00:45:52.380 Saints
00:45:52.920 boing
00:45:53.560 you know
00:45:54.540 it
00:45:54.920 and also
00:45:58.460 if you've
00:45:58.800 never been
00:45:59.240 to the
00:45:59.680 United
00:46:00.140 Air Force
00:46:01.480 Museum
00:46:02.120 I think
00:46:02.600 it's called
00:46:03.060 in Dayton
00:46:03.600 I would
00:46:05.080 go out
00:46:05.460 on a
00:46:05.720 limb
00:46:05.880 to call
00:46:06.260 it probably
00:46:06.600 one of
00:46:06.920 the top
00:46:07.480 six
00:46:09.440 museums
00:46:09.940 in America
00:46:10.540 one of
00:46:11.480 the top
00:46:11.820 six
00:46:12.220 American
00:46:12.760 museums
00:46:14.580 or
00:46:14.800 museos
00:46:15.560 which is
00:46:16.740 Spanish
00:46:17.260 let's hear
00:46:18.020 more
00:46:18.380 sir
00:46:19.120 so
00:46:19.920 we had
00:46:20.540 a domestic
00:46:21.020 like a couple
00:46:21.520 weeks back
00:46:22.180 homeboy
00:46:23.760 sneaking out
00:46:24.580 of fire
00:46:25.040 escape
00:46:25.500 dude
00:46:25.940 he gets
00:46:26.420 down
00:46:26.620 this fire
00:46:27.080 escape
00:46:27.480 getting out
00:46:28.320 and he
00:46:29.180 fucking
00:46:29.480 realizes
00:46:29.920 there's
00:46:30.240 no ladder
00:46:30.780 to take
00:46:31.420 him from
00:46:31.920 here to
00:46:32.440 there
00:46:32.740 to the
00:46:33.040 ground
00:46:33.260 so he's
00:46:33.520 just
00:46:33.640 stuck
00:46:33.960 up there
00:46:34.360 you know
00:46:35.420 shirtless
00:46:36.080 he's got
00:46:36.500 his shorts
00:46:36.900 on
00:46:37.240 he's like
00:46:37.700 fuck
00:46:38.060 man
00:46:38.440 we're
00:46:39.120 standing
00:46:39.380 in the
00:46:39.660 alley
00:46:39.840 like
00:46:40.060 hey
00:46:40.280 man
00:46:40.560 you got
00:46:41.320 nowhere
00:46:41.560 to go
00:46:42.020 so
00:46:42.900 you know
00:46:43.340 that's
00:46:43.540 just a
00:46:43.760 little
00:46:43.940 glimpse
00:46:44.280 of what
00:46:44.540 it's
00:46:44.700 like
00:46:44.960 but
00:46:45.300 appreciate
00:46:46.300 you
00:46:46.540 man
00:46:46.740 keep
00:46:47.000 it
00:46:47.120 up
00:46:47.360 keep
00:46:47.600 up
00:46:47.720 the
00:46:47.820 good
00:46:47.960 work
00:46:48.320 take
00:46:48.940 care
00:46:54.580 I mean
00:46:54.920 a lot
00:46:55.280 of men
00:46:55.620 stranded
00:46:56.080 on the
00:46:56.420 fire
00:46:56.720 escape
00:46:57.120 aren't
00:46:57.440 they
00:46:57.700 aren't
00:47:00.440 I mean
00:47:00.680 that's
00:47:00.940 just a
00:47:01.240 euphemous
00:47:01.880 I mean
00:47:02.420 that guy
00:47:03.240 should run
00:47:03.660 for mayor
00:47:04.440 of my
00:47:05.080 damn
00:47:05.700 heart
00:47:06.940 because
00:47:08.640 that is
00:47:09.080 just
00:47:09.540 that should
00:47:10.120 be our
00:47:10.460 national
00:47:11.000 bird
00:47:11.460 a shirtless
00:47:13.200 man on a
00:47:13.820 fire escape
00:47:14.380 with nowhere
00:47:14.900 to go
00:47:15.480 I mean
00:47:17.600 name a
00:47:17.940 better one
00:47:18.340 didn't
00:47:20.420 think you
00:47:20.740 could
00:47:21.100 that should
00:47:22.980 mean
00:47:23.240 yeah
00:47:24.400 and two
00:47:25.100 officers
00:47:25.540 down there
00:47:25.980 like
00:47:26.220 look
00:47:26.460 buddy
00:47:26.880 look
00:47:28.920 then jump
00:47:29.860 then jump
00:47:31.560 buccaroni
00:47:32.440 okay
00:47:32.860 jump
00:47:34.760 if you
00:47:35.080 survive
00:47:35.540 dude
00:47:35.720 I'll take
00:47:36.100 you over
00:47:36.380 there
00:47:36.600 to
00:47:36.800 Bucca
00:47:37.560 de Beppa
00:47:38.040 down there
00:47:38.660 on a
00:47:39.420 you know
00:47:39.900 down by the
00:47:41.320 south side
00:47:41.820 down by the
00:47:42.380 damn water
00:47:43.000 and we'll
00:47:44.460 buy you a
00:47:45.060 freaking
00:47:45.360 pepperoni
00:47:46.540 bread
00:47:46.960 hmm
00:47:49.300 but yeah
00:47:50.260 that's really
00:47:50.960 oh
00:47:52.940 that's how I
00:47:53.880 feel though
00:47:54.300 a lot of
00:47:54.640 times
00:47:54.860 I feel
00:47:55.480 shirtless
00:47:56.220 and I
00:47:57.920 feel like
00:47:58.360 I'm just
00:47:58.760 on the
00:47:59.020 fire escape
00:47:59.660 of my
00:48:00.840 own life
00:48:01.360 praise God
00:48:02.300 brother
00:48:02.580 thank you for
00:48:03.740 that sir
00:48:04.200 and you
00:48:04.600 guys stay
00:48:04.980 safe out
00:48:05.520 there
00:48:05.840 but yeah
00:48:07.600 domestics are
00:48:08.260 going up
00:48:09.060 domestics going
00:48:10.860 up
00:48:11.420 on a
00:48:12.660 Sunday
00:48:13.120 you know
00:48:15.840 that shit's
00:48:16.480 getting hot
00:48:17.480 you know
00:48:19.260 it's getting
00:48:19.740 hot in the
00:48:20.560 house
00:48:21.120 a lot
00:48:22.980 of spouses
00:48:23.500 saying
00:48:23.820 hey
00:48:24.200 honey
00:48:24.620 will you
00:48:24.980 turn the
00:48:25.260 AC on
00:48:25.780 it is
00:48:26.540 on
00:48:26.960 okay
00:48:27.880 it is
00:48:29.380 on
00:48:29.680 Ronald
00:48:30.360 it's
00:48:32.360 ladies
00:48:32.960 night
00:48:33.620 it is
00:48:35.760 on
00:48:36.380 cut it
00:48:37.220 on
00:48:37.620 Jack
00:48:38.280 the
00:48:40.360 AC
00:48:40.820 is
00:48:41.320 oh
00:48:42.000 really
00:48:42.440 dang
00:48:42.820 cause
00:48:43.000 it's
00:48:43.200 hot
00:48:43.460 in
00:48:43.620 here
00:48:43.900 it
00:48:44.320 sure
00:48:44.700 is
00:48:45.200 that's
00:48:46.280 cause
00:48:46.400 we
00:48:46.520 got
00:48:46.680 200
00:48:47.080 degrees
00:48:47.540 of
00:48:47.960 your
00:48:48.440 bullshit
00:48:49.100 and a
00:48:52.220 lot of
00:48:52.480 these
00:48:52.740 thotty
00:48:53.240 ass
00:48:53.640 ladies
00:48:54.080 out
00:48:54.340 there
00:48:54.580 too
00:48:54.880 being
00:48:55.580 sneaky
00:48:56.120 and being
00:48:56.540 little
00:48:56.780 snack
00:48:57.160 of
00:48:57.320 dactyls
00:48:58.240 you know
00:48:59.700 and texting
00:49:00.220 different
00:49:00.600 men
00:49:01.020 and stuff
00:49:01.420 like this
00:49:01.940 and Facebook
00:49:02.480 and they
00:49:02.880 college
00:49:03.240 heroes
00:49:03.800 and shit
00:49:04.460 I'm
00:49:06.900 telling you
00:49:07.340 man
00:49:07.600 these
00:49:07.820 domestics
00:49:08.540 it's
00:49:08.740 because
00:49:08.980 you
00:49:09.300 can't
00:49:09.620 put
00:49:09.880 if you
00:49:11.980 put too
00:49:12.340 much
00:49:12.520 fire
00:49:12.920 in a
00:49:13.220 furnace
00:49:13.500 bro
00:49:13.780 something's
00:49:14.140 gonna
00:49:14.240 get
00:49:14.440 cooked
00:49:14.820 and hey
00:49:21.340 look
00:49:21.560 I hate
00:49:21.880 to say
00:49:22.240 it
00:49:22.360 but we
00:49:22.600 might
00:49:22.780 end up
00:49:23.020 with a
00:49:23.320 few
00:49:23.640 beautiful
00:49:24.320 episodes
00:49:24.740 of
00:49:24.920 dateline
00:49:25.360 out of
00:49:25.680 all of
00:49:25.980 this
00:49:26.320 and I
00:49:27.740 don't
00:49:27.840 want
00:49:27.980 people
00:49:28.180 to
00:49:28.380 die
00:49:28.620 but I
00:49:28.980 do
00:49:29.200 want
00:49:29.500 more
00:49:29.900 dateline
00:49:30.880 and you
00:49:32.820 just
00:49:33.020 you know
00:49:33.440 that's
00:49:35.940 you gotta
00:49:36.360 wonder how
00:49:36.780 that'll
00:49:37.040 all work
00:49:37.420 out
00:49:37.680 all right
00:49:38.820 let's
00:49:39.040 hit the
00:49:39.280 hotline
00:49:39.620 here
00:49:39.780 985
00:49:40.320 664
00:49:41.800 9503
00:49:44.120 and if
00:49:45.820 you've
00:49:45.980 been
00:49:46.100 having a
00:49:46.860 relationship
00:49:47.300 if you
00:49:47.640 think
00:49:47.960 you know
00:49:48.700 if you
00:49:48.980 guys have
00:49:49.700 come to
00:49:50.020 a conclusion
00:49:50.760 that divorce
00:49:52.940 is the deal
00:49:53.660 now for
00:49:54.220 you
00:49:54.640 and you
00:49:57.000 think it's
00:49:57.340 because of
00:49:57.860 the disease
00:49:59.240 brother
00:49:59.560 that's in
00:49:59.980 the air
00:50:00.400 or in
00:50:01.260 the nothing
00:50:01.680 or whatever
00:50:02.220 in the
00:50:02.520 water
00:50:02.800 then hit
00:50:03.620 us up
00:50:03.940 and let
00:50:04.180 us know
00:50:04.500 985
00:50:05.020 664
00:50:06.120 9503
00:50:08.480 here's a
00:50:08.900 call that
00:50:09.240 came in
00:50:09.600 right here
00:50:10.280 Mr.
00:50:10.920 Theo Vaughn
00:50:11.880 this is
00:50:12.340 Doug
00:50:12.800 from
00:50:13.060 Florida
00:50:13.660 oh
00:50:14.560 what's
00:50:14.820 up
00:50:15.020 Doug
00:50:15.420 and you
00:50:17.060 know
00:50:17.220 one of
00:50:17.540 my early
00:50:17.980 friends
00:50:18.500 man
00:50:18.760 probably
00:50:19.020 maybe
00:50:19.260 one of
00:50:19.540 my
00:50:19.700 first
00:50:20.200 human
00:50:21.220 friends
00:50:21.880 this
00:50:23.640 beautiful
00:50:24.120 boy
00:50:24.520 named
00:50:24.900 Doug
00:50:27.220 Huval
00:50:27.980 and he
00:50:30.240 had
00:50:30.440 I mean
00:50:30.920 this boy
00:50:31.300 was just
00:50:31.780 chiseled
00:50:32.400 his head
00:50:33.620 was real
00:50:34.000 chiseled
00:50:34.380 like his
00:50:34.740 head had
00:50:35.020 been working
00:50:35.400 out
00:50:35.740 like his
00:50:38.160 head got
00:50:38.540 up early
00:50:38.980 before he
00:50:39.480 even woke
00:50:39.920 up and
00:50:40.220 went to
00:50:40.500 the damn
00:50:40.900 gym
00:50:41.260 and then
00:50:42.060 came and
00:50:42.400 got back
00:50:42.820 on his
00:50:43.100 neck
00:50:43.400 for
00:50:44.620 breakfast
00:50:45.020 you know
00:50:45.380 kind of
00:50:45.660 that kind
00:50:46.000 of boy
00:50:46.400 and I
00:50:47.640 met him
00:50:47.880 in first
00:50:48.300 grade
00:50:48.620 and he
00:50:48.860 stuttered
00:50:49.360 he had
00:50:49.540 a stutter
00:50:49.960 something
00:50:50.420 had happened
00:50:50.780 to him
00:50:50.980 been hit
00:50:51.300 by something
00:50:51.860 or you
00:50:53.200 know
00:50:53.320 or just
00:50:53.640 had a
00:50:54.020 you know
00:50:54.760 had that
00:50:55.120 fucking
00:50:55.400 giddy
00:50:55.800 that little
00:50:56.660 hitch
00:50:56.960 in his
00:50:57.240 giddy
00:50:57.620 and
00:50:58.880 he had
00:51:01.260 that you
00:51:01.740 know
00:51:01.840 just
00:51:02.060 something
00:51:02.380 boy
00:51:02.660 like the
00:51:03.580 Lord
00:51:03.860 had just
00:51:04.160 hit him
00:51:04.440 in the
00:51:04.680 damn
00:51:04.900 neck
00:51:05.260 with a
00:51:05.580 with a
00:51:06.920 one by
00:51:07.380 two
00:51:07.700 you know
00:51:08.180 nothing heavy
00:51:09.120 but hardy
00:51:10.260 enough to
00:51:10.580 fucking
00:51:10.780 really sting
00:51:11.500 you know
00:51:12.480 but his
00:51:15.820 name was
00:51:16.100 Doug
00:51:16.460 onward
00:51:16.880 Florida
00:51:18.580 it's a
00:51:18.900 great place
00:51:19.600 to get
00:51:20.520 baptized
00:51:20.960 and also
00:51:22.000 fall into
00:51:22.720 satanism
00:51:23.640 oh yeah
00:51:24.840 Florida's
00:51:25.300 a great
00:51:25.620 place
00:51:25.900 man
00:51:26.080 if you
00:51:26.260 like
00:51:26.420 pyramid
00:51:26.820 schemes
00:51:27.280 and if
00:51:27.620 you
00:51:27.720 hope
00:51:27.920 one
00:51:28.080 of
00:51:28.140 your
00:51:28.240 if you
00:51:28.500 don't
00:51:28.620 mind
00:51:28.840 one
00:51:29.020 of
00:51:29.080 your
00:51:29.200 kids
00:51:29.520 maybe
00:51:29.780 getting
00:51:30.120 kind
00:51:30.400 of
00:51:30.520 you know
00:51:31.000 reached
00:51:32.300 at by
00:51:32.740 an
00:51:32.900 adult
00:51:33.220 a little
00:51:33.620 but they
00:51:34.840 also
00:51:35.060 got
00:51:35.260 Busch Gardens
00:51:35.940 so you
00:51:37.700 can't win
00:51:38.120 them all
00:51:38.500 baby
00:51:38.760 but yeah
00:51:39.180 a little
00:51:39.360 bit of
00:51:39.620 satanism
00:51:40.240 bro
00:51:40.540 gang
00:51:41.440 brother
00:51:41.700 onward
00:51:42.040 brother
00:51:42.380 anyway
00:51:43.580 man
00:51:43.840 just
00:51:44.020 like a
00:51:44.440 random
00:51:44.800 coronavirus
00:51:45.620 thought
00:51:46.240 man
00:51:46.680 dude
00:51:48.540 I miss
00:51:50.060 shaking
00:51:50.420 people's
00:51:50.940 hands
00:51:51.280 man
00:51:51.740 I'm a
00:51:52.640 handshaker
00:51:53.440 I'm just
00:51:54.960 a gentleman
00:51:55.540 and I
00:51:55.960 want to
00:51:56.220 walk up
00:51:56.640 to another
00:51:57.120 gentleman
00:51:57.800 and shake
00:51:59.240 that
00:51:59.440 motherfucker's
00:52:00.100 hand
00:52:00.560 enthusiastically
00:52:01.840 what do you
00:52:04.460 think of a
00:52:04.860 world without
00:52:05.380 handshaking
00:52:06.100 dude
00:52:06.440 there's been
00:52:08.720 talk of
00:52:09.200 the
00:52:09.620 Japanese
00:52:10.720 bow
00:52:11.220 I think
00:52:12.680 I'm gonna
00:52:12.940 go with
00:52:13.280 the military
00:52:13.920 salute
00:52:14.520 anyway
00:52:16.120 man
00:52:16.640 what's
00:52:16.980 the future
00:52:17.420 looking like
00:52:18.160 dude
00:52:18.720 gang
00:52:19.220 gang
00:52:19.700 gang
00:52:21.000 doug
00:52:21.460 thank you
00:52:23.060 man
00:52:23.340 that's a
00:52:23.720 good
00:52:23.980 question
00:52:24.400 what does
00:52:24.700 it look
00:52:25.040 like
00:52:25.420 what does
00:52:27.260 the future
00:52:27.840 look like
00:52:28.600 you know
00:52:32.220 who's gonna
00:52:32.940 you know
00:52:33.440 who's gonna
00:52:34.200 be doing
00:52:34.700 what
00:52:35.060 you know
00:52:37.680 who
00:52:37.840 you know
00:52:38.760 what's it
00:52:39.100 gonna look
00:52:39.420 like
00:52:39.560 I seen
00:52:39.860 a guy
00:52:40.160 the other
00:52:40.400 day
00:52:40.560 have a
00:52:40.860 Halloween
00:52:41.200 mask
00:52:41.760 on
00:52:42.040 he's
00:52:43.140 over there
00:52:43.460 looking
00:52:43.720 like
00:52:43.980 damn
00:52:44.300 he's
00:52:44.600 you know
00:52:44.800 pokemon
00:52:45.240 and he's
00:52:45.900 picking
00:52:46.380 avocados
00:52:46.960 out
00:52:47.260 it's
00:52:49.960 unique
00:52:50.320 man
00:52:50.600 it's
00:52:50.900 uh
00:52:51.380 yeah
00:52:54.120 handshake
00:52:55.040 do I
00:52:55.360 want it
00:52:55.880 I like
00:52:57.920 it
00:52:58.200 you know
00:52:59.880 I like
00:53:00.300 it
00:53:00.400 we had
00:53:00.640 a guy
00:53:00.920 calling
00:53:01.280 in the
00:53:01.600 past
00:53:01.920 drippy
00:53:02.360 mitts
00:53:02.880 mcgillicuddy
00:53:03.820 this
00:53:04.020 beautiful
00:53:04.420 fella
00:53:04.840 this
00:53:05.080 dude
00:53:05.720 I think
00:53:06.200 his name
00:53:06.460 might have
00:53:06.680 been
00:53:06.820 Steven
00:53:07.400 maybe
00:53:07.760 I don't
00:53:08.080 know
00:53:08.300 I don't
00:53:08.580 have the
00:53:08.880 notes
00:53:09.180 in front
00:53:09.520 of me
00:53:09.680 and beautiful
00:53:10.140 young
00:53:10.460 man
00:53:10.760 and he
00:53:12.180 had those
00:53:12.640 slippery
00:53:13.100 fronts
00:53:13.680 on his
00:53:14.600 paws
00:53:15.000 you know
00:53:16.020 he had
00:53:16.280 the thing
00:53:16.580 you couldn't
00:53:16.900 even
00:53:17.060 shake
00:53:17.500 his hand
00:53:17.840 because it
00:53:18.160 would just
00:53:18.440 slip in
00:53:18.900 and out
00:53:19.540 of you
00:53:19.780 it would
00:53:20.720 slip in
00:53:21.260 and out
00:53:21.520 of your
00:53:21.720 out of
00:53:22.200 your grip
00:53:22.580 like a
00:53:22.900 damn eel
00:53:23.520 like an
00:53:25.280 eel eating
00:53:25.740 freaking
00:53:26.040 jelly or
00:53:26.600 jam
00:53:26.980 and he
00:53:29.540 you know
00:53:32.220 so handshaking
00:53:33.040 the fist bump
00:53:33.680 had kind
00:53:33.980 of taken
00:53:34.340 over a
00:53:34.880 little
00:53:35.120 it's
00:53:37.780 human
00:53:38.100 touch
00:53:38.720 human
00:53:41.100 touch
00:53:41.700 it's
00:53:43.780 it's
00:53:44.040 disappearing
00:53:44.620 man
00:53:45.120 it's been
00:53:48.640 disappearance
00:53:49.440 you know
00:53:52.800 you try
00:53:53.120 and hug
00:53:53.520 somebody
00:53:53.840 now they
00:53:54.180 act like
00:53:54.640 you were
00:53:54.900 dang
00:53:55.240 you know
00:53:57.620 they
00:53:57.820 you know
00:53:58.660 it's like
00:53:58.980 a second
00:53:59.640 degree
00:53:59.960 assault
00:54:00.480 in LA
00:54:01.100 you hug
00:54:01.580 somebody
00:54:02.080 they call
00:54:04.800 it love
00:54:05.300 assault
00:54:05.780 this place
00:54:07.680 over here
00:54:09.760 in Hollyweird
00:54:10.580 um
00:54:12.260 what do I
00:54:14.260 want for the
00:54:14.840 future
00:54:15.060 I like the
00:54:15.640 bow
00:54:15.900 I do think
00:54:16.380 the bow
00:54:16.820 is pretty
00:54:17.200 cool
00:54:17.620 it's very
00:54:18.540 kind of
00:54:20.840 nouveau
00:54:21.200 artsy
00:54:22.140 you know
00:54:24.260 it's a
00:54:24.560 little bit
00:54:24.960 of like
00:54:25.260 kind
00:54:25.480 of
00:54:26.600 a little
00:54:26.880 bit
00:54:27.060 of
00:54:27.180 okay
00:54:27.680 okay
00:54:28.240 you know
00:54:28.940 a little
00:54:29.120 bit
00:54:29.220 of
00:54:29.340 honor
00:54:29.680 a little
00:54:30.020 bit
00:54:30.220 of
00:54:30.420 it's
00:54:31.420 a lot
00:54:31.660 of
00:54:31.780 trust
00:54:32.180 too
00:54:32.420 with
00:54:32.560 the bow
00:54:32.980 because
00:54:33.320 you're
00:54:33.620 taking
00:54:33.880 your eyes
00:54:34.320 off of
00:54:34.740 your
00:54:34.900 opponent
00:54:35.240 for a
00:54:35.560 second
00:54:35.740 when you
00:54:35.960 look
00:54:36.140 down
00:54:36.460 you know
00:54:36.880 the
00:54:38.900 handshake
00:54:39.360 look in
00:54:39.680 the eyes
00:54:40.260 the fist
00:54:40.720 bump
00:54:41.080 yeah
00:54:45.360 it's
00:54:45.700 the future
00:54:46.120 what do you
00:54:47.060 guys think
00:54:47.380 the future
00:54:47.780 looks like
00:54:48.120 do you
00:54:48.300 think
00:54:48.420 there's
00:54:48.600 going
00:54:48.680 to be
00:54:48.840 some
00:54:49.020 things
00:54:49.260 in the
00:54:49.460 future
00:54:49.680 we're
00:54:49.820 not
00:54:49.980 thinking
00:54:50.220 of
00:54:50.420 that
00:54:50.540 could
00:54:50.740 disappear
00:54:51.340 or
00:54:51.700 that
00:54:51.860 could
00:54:52.040 be
00:54:52.280 you
00:54:52.840 know
00:54:53.040 non
00:54:54.140 that
00:54:54.600 not
00:54:54.900 that
00:54:55.100 won't
00:54:55.320 happen
00:54:55.640 anymore
00:54:56.060 I
00:54:57.800 personally
00:54:58.280 think
00:54:58.540 that
00:54:58.680 we'll
00:54:58.860 just
00:54:59.020 be
00:54:59.160 taking
00:54:59.400 people's
00:54:59.780 temperatures
00:55:00.160 at
00:55:00.380 places
00:55:00.860 you know
00:55:01.760 I
00:55:01.900 think
00:55:02.060 that
00:55:02.180 that's
00:55:02.400 not
00:55:02.540 a
00:55:02.660 bad
00:55:02.860 idea
00:55:03.280 you know
00:55:04.420 if
00:55:04.540 somebody
00:55:04.780 brings
00:55:05.120 their
00:55:05.280 little
00:55:05.480 kid
00:55:05.920 little
00:55:06.900 frickin
00:55:07.320 uh
00:55:07.760 you know
00:55:09.000 Dylan
00:55:09.500 or whatever
00:55:09.980 his name
00:55:10.440 is
00:55:10.820 little
00:55:11.340 dar
00:55:11.700 little
00:55:12.200 darler
00:55:12.760 or
00:55:14.160 whatever
00:55:14.380 little
00:55:14.660 frickin
00:55:15.040 uh
00:55:15.440 you know
00:55:17.280 little
00:55:17.520 frickin
00:55:17.920 you know
00:55:19.820 little
00:55:20.700 Ethan
00:55:21.140 little
00:55:22.920 sneaky
00:55:23.420 ass
00:55:23.840 Ethan
00:55:24.180 bro
00:55:24.500 and he
00:55:25.260 this
00:55:25.540 the kind
00:55:25.860 of kid
00:55:26.140 he'll
00:55:26.300 pick his
00:55:26.660 nose
00:55:26.880 with all
00:55:27.200 nine
00:55:27.540 fingers
00:55:27.980 bro
00:55:28.280 you know
00:55:29.540 what I'm
00:55:29.740 saying
00:55:29.940 he'll
00:55:30.160 pick his
00:55:30.500 nose
00:55:30.740 till he
00:55:31.020 pulls
00:55:31.260 one
00:55:31.440 of his
00:55:31.640 eyes
00:55:31.920 out
00:55:32.120 of it
00:55:32.440 this
00:55:33.760 little
00:55:33.960 frickin
00:55:34.360 b-hole
00:55:34.920 and
00:55:37.140 he goes
00:55:38.460 to the
00:55:38.800 to the
00:55:39.240 slipping
00:55:39.540 slot
00:55:39.920 or whatever
00:55:40.540 to the
00:55:42.100 um
00:55:42.480 kids
00:55:43.780 gym
00:55:44.220 gymboree
00:55:45.540 or whatever
00:55:46.000 that place
00:55:47.300 or about
00:55:47.600 a highway
00:55:48.060 for
00:55:48.300 for
00:55:48.480 for
00:55:48.680 six
00:55:49.580 dollars
00:55:50.040 they let
00:55:51.100 your kid
00:55:51.420 bounce
00:55:51.740 around
00:55:52.000 on a
00:55:52.260 fishing net
00:55:52.820 with a
00:55:53.100 couple
00:55:53.300 of damn
00:55:53.780 beach
00:55:55.460 balls
00:55:55.800 on it
00:55:56.220 or something
00:55:56.620 you know
00:55:57.480 but
00:55:59.280 they had
00:56:00.800 uh
00:56:01.780 what the
00:56:02.640 hell am I
00:56:02.900 talking about
00:56:03.420 I don't know
00:56:04.540 man
00:56:04.880 um
00:56:07.060 but
00:56:07.900 uh
00:56:08.580 a lot
00:56:09.500 of places
00:56:09.840 now
00:56:10.100 they take
00:56:10.740 a kid's
00:56:11.180 temperature
00:56:11.560 in a lot
00:56:13.380 in a lot
00:56:14.100 of countries
00:56:14.400 they take
00:56:14.720 a temperature
00:56:15.100 when you
00:56:15.360 go somewhere
00:56:15.800 oh this
00:56:16.080 kid's
00:56:16.400 dirty
00:56:16.660 get him
00:56:16.980 out of
00:56:17.200 here
00:56:17.380 this
00:56:17.980 kid
00:56:18.180 hot
00:56:18.480 get that
00:56:20.000 little
00:56:20.180 hot
00:56:20.500 get his
00:56:21.160 hot ass
00:56:21.680 out of
00:56:21.900 here
00:56:22.000 little
00:56:22.200 heath
00:56:22.580 oh that's
00:56:23.740 little
00:56:23.880 hot
00:56:24.160 heath
00:56:24.560 you know
00:56:25.600 what I'm
00:56:25.780 saying
00:56:25.980 here
00:56:26.300 here's a
00:56:27.280 little sack
00:56:27.760 of ice
00:56:28.120 or something
00:56:28.520 put it in
00:56:29.560 his pockets
00:56:30.060 and fucking
00:56:30.380 get his
00:56:30.700 little ass
00:56:31.140 out of
00:56:31.400 here
00:56:31.580 so I
00:56:32.840 think you
00:56:33.120 will see
00:56:33.680 some stuff
00:56:34.060 like that
00:56:34.400 what do
00:56:34.620 you guys
00:56:34.860 think
00:56:35.040 you're
00:56:35.200 going to
00:56:35.320 see
00:56:35.540 985-664-9503
00:56:40.040 here's a call
00:56:41.720 that came
00:56:42.120 in right
00:56:42.500 here
00:56:42.840 that stimulus
00:56:44.240 check
00:56:44.740 this man
00:56:45.440 onward
00:56:46.400 would have
00:56:51.000 been from
00:56:51.480 baltimore
00:56:52.260 in baltimore
00:56:55.740 they got a
00:56:56.160 lot of
00:56:56.380 people on
00:56:56.760 that methadone
00:56:57.560 they got
00:56:58.500 people smoking
00:56:59.280 methadone
00:56:59.860 over there
00:57:00.300 so they got
00:57:02.600 a lot of
00:57:03.640 a lot of
00:57:05.580 crispy
00:57:06.300 wiggas out
00:57:07.000 there dog
00:57:07.540 on that
00:57:07.840 methadone
00:57:08.460 bro gang
00:57:09.040 shit
00:57:09.340 onward
00:57:09.660 i'm on
00:57:10.700 my way
00:57:11.080 to work
00:57:11.500 this morning
00:57:12.060 now
00:57:12.560 during this
00:57:13.420 whole time
00:57:14.020 i'm like
00:57:15.220 i manage
00:57:15.740 a grocery
00:57:16.240 store
00:57:16.660 and stuff
00:57:17.100 while i'm
00:57:17.480 going to
00:57:17.840 school
00:57:18.080 and everything
00:57:18.520 so i've
00:57:19.360 been working
00:57:19.800 this whole
00:57:20.280 time
00:57:20.640 and i want
00:57:22.140 to get your
00:57:22.540 thoughts on
00:57:23.100 something so
00:57:23.940 this whole
00:57:24.800 time i thought
00:57:25.500 the stimulus
00:57:26.400 check shit
00:57:27.340 was a big
00:57:28.200 hoax like i
00:57:29.020 thought it
00:57:29.320 was like
00:57:29.720 like once
00:57:30.800 many bravo
00:57:31.480 shit like a
00:57:32.160 government
00:57:32.840 started internet
00:57:33.820 meme to try
00:57:34.660 to get the
00:57:35.180 mass society
00:57:36.340 to like
00:57:36.860 panicking
00:57:37.840 and kind
00:57:38.280 of calm
00:57:38.640 down
00:57:38.960 and then
00:57:41.700 one day
00:57:42.220 i'm like
00:57:42.760 explaining this
00:57:43.460 to everybody
00:57:43.940 i'm like
00:57:44.280 dude this
00:57:44.800 is fake
00:57:45.260 no one
00:57:45.780 getting a
00:57:46.320 fucking
00:57:46.540 stimulus
00:57:46.980 check
00:57:47.300 one day
00:57:48.300 i wake
00:57:48.600 up i
00:57:49.160 got a
00:57:49.520 fucking
00:57:49.760 stimulus
00:57:50.480 check
00:57:50.960 so my
00:57:51.860 thing is
00:57:52.460 though
00:57:52.820 is this
00:57:53.800 just trump
00:57:54.620 preying on
00:57:55.900 my generation
00:57:56.900 and younger
00:57:57.520 generations who
00:57:58.440 don't think
00:57:58.900 about the
00:57:59.280 future and
00:57:59.760 are very
00:58:00.140 impulsive
00:58:00.680 giving them
00:58:01.980 mass amounts
00:58:02.560 of money
00:58:02.920 that they're
00:58:03.340 going to
00:58:03.560 spend
00:58:03.960 immediately
00:58:04.600 and not
00:58:05.140 think about
00:58:05.640 it
00:58:05.880 man
00:58:07.260 you know
00:58:09.700 i think
00:58:10.240 at some
00:58:10.700 point
00:58:11.060 you just
00:58:12.720 got to
00:58:13.020 be grateful
00:58:13.600 you know
00:58:16.880 you can't
00:58:17.380 think everything
00:58:17.980 is a
00:58:18.300 conspiracy
00:58:18.840 and look
00:58:19.540 i appreciate
00:58:19.920 your call
00:58:20.380 man i
00:58:20.760 appreciate
00:58:21.020 the call
00:58:21.400 it's a
00:58:21.640 good you
00:58:21.940 know
00:58:22.120 there's a
00:58:23.180 lot of
00:58:23.440 things these
00:58:23.820 days that
00:58:24.180 makes you
00:58:24.480 wonder
00:58:24.880 a lot of
00:58:25.660 things make
00:58:26.140 us wonder
00:58:26.680 you know
00:58:28.560 is this real
00:58:29.240 what's going
00:58:29.800 on here
00:58:30.220 what's really
00:58:30.760 going on
00:58:31.440 is there a
00:58:31.840 bigger thing
00:58:32.320 that i can't
00:58:32.840 see here
00:58:33.220 i love that
00:58:33.780 i love
00:58:34.240 thinking that
00:58:34.740 way
00:58:35.020 but i
00:58:36.600 don't want
00:58:36.880 to think
00:58:37.240 it to a
00:58:38.200 level where
00:58:38.960 i don't
00:58:39.720 see the
00:58:40.040 blessings that
00:58:40.640 are around
00:58:41.060 me
00:58:41.340 you know
00:58:43.040 you got
00:58:43.280 twelve hundred
00:58:43.700 dollars you
00:58:44.120 got whatever
00:58:44.420 whatever it
00:58:44.660 was six hundred
00:58:45.280 to you know
00:58:46.780 you got a
00:58:47.480 check
00:58:47.820 you have a
00:58:49.080 government that
00:58:49.640 gave you
00:58:50.180 money
00:58:50.540 maybe say
00:58:53.400 hey that's
00:58:54.080 that's awesome
00:58:54.860 i'm lucky to be
00:58:56.480 in this country
00:58:57.220 where we are
00:58:58.000 able to do
00:58:58.480 that
00:58:58.780 you know
00:59:00.920 everybody
00:59:02.060 didn't get
00:59:02.740 it
00:59:03.040 so you're
00:59:04.660 you're really
00:59:05.220 you're fortunate
00:59:05.760 right there
00:59:06.360 you know i
00:59:08.220 notice in my
00:59:08.760 own neighborhood
00:59:09.700 they have
00:59:10.380 there's a gym
00:59:12.240 that's near me
00:59:12.980 and our
00:59:13.860 community center
00:59:14.600 and they have
00:59:15.680 campers outside
00:59:16.760 all the homeless
00:59:17.700 people or a lot
00:59:18.900 of them that
00:59:19.260 want that
00:59:19.740 were mentally
00:59:21.540 able to
00:59:22.800 not
00:59:24.040 live like in
00:59:25.380 the rain or
00:59:25.960 in the park
00:59:26.480 they put them
00:59:28.040 in campers
00:59:28.580 they came and
00:59:29.000 put them all
00:59:29.480 in campers
00:59:30.140 that's pretty
00:59:32.120 incredible
00:59:32.600 to to to
00:59:34.680 live in a
00:59:35.080 country to
00:59:35.520 live in a
00:59:35.900 place where
00:59:36.380 that's where
00:59:37.360 that's something
00:59:37.880 that's done
00:59:38.420 you know i
00:59:40.460 get mad
00:59:40.960 you know like
00:59:41.780 i try to
00:59:43.200 support our
00:59:43.780 government no
00:59:44.340 matter who
00:59:44.680 they are
00:59:45.220 you know
00:59:46.180 because i
00:59:46.480 live pretty
00:59:47.420 comfortably
00:59:48.840 you know i
00:59:50.940 live pretty
00:59:51.300 comfortably i
00:59:51.840 live in a
00:59:52.140 place that
00:59:52.440 has roads
00:59:53.140 you know i
00:59:54.760 live in a
00:59:55.140 place where
00:59:55.820 there's clean
00:59:57.000 water clean
00:59:57.860 enough that's
00:59:58.500 coming out of
00:59:58.880 my faucet
00:59:59.560 you know i
01:00:03.600 live in a
01:00:04.020 place where
01:00:04.820 if i'm
01:00:07.440 struggling so
01:00:08.740 much there's
01:00:09.380 someone close
01:00:10.100 to me probably
01:00:10.960 a neighbor that
01:00:11.940 could help
01:00:12.620 you know i
01:00:15.160 live in a
01:00:15.520 place where
01:00:16.320 there's
01:00:17.300 entertainment
01:00:17.920 usually i
01:00:20.120 live in a
01:00:20.380 place where i
01:00:20.700 can thank i
01:00:21.440 live in a
01:00:21.700 place where i
01:00:22.020 can still go
01:00:22.520 to the
01:00:22.840 grocery
01:00:23.180 you know i
01:00:26.900 was talking to
01:00:27.280 a friend of
01:00:27.640 mine from
01:00:28.080 russia the
01:00:28.600 other day she
01:00:29.080 told me that
01:00:29.620 her parents
01:00:30.160 you have to
01:00:30.560 apply to go
01:00:31.440 into the
01:00:31.820 city every
01:00:32.280 time you
01:00:32.580 go in
01:00:33.060 and you
01:00:35.220 then then
01:00:35.780 whenever you
01:00:36.120 get there you
01:00:36.540 can only go
01:00:37.000 do the
01:00:37.560 things you
01:00:37.920 had said
01:00:38.860 you were
01:00:39.060 going to
01:00:39.440 do you
01:00:41.200 know the
01:00:41.440 gentleman that
01:00:41.880 called from
01:00:42.240 dubai you
01:00:42.780 have to you
01:00:44.400 know i
01:00:44.620 think he
01:00:44.820 said you
01:00:45.060 had to fill
01:00:45.940 out a
01:00:46.200 form or
01:00:46.560 something
01:00:46.680 if you
01:00:46.800 want to
01:00:46.960 go to
01:00:47.200 certain
01:00:47.360 places you
01:00:47.720 can only
01:00:48.120 go to
01:00:48.480 the
01:00:48.620 market
01:00:48.980 man there's
01:00:51.740 a lot you
01:00:52.180 know it's
01:00:52.800 so maybe
01:00:53.800 just say
01:00:54.300 hey
01:00:54.660 you know
01:00:57.660 yes the
01:00:58.820 earth is
01:00:59.140 flat but
01:01:00.000 this stimulus
01:01:01.800 check ain't
01:01:02.440 boy so i
01:01:04.720 wouldn't think
01:01:05.120 you know i
01:01:05.540 don't know if
01:01:05.960 i mean yeah
01:01:06.620 look into it
01:01:07.360 but don't
01:01:07.720 look too far
01:01:08.300 into it where
01:01:08.740 you don't
01:01:09.000 recognize that
01:01:09.980 that you
01:01:11.640 were that
01:01:11.940 we're pretty
01:01:12.300 fortunate you
01:01:14.040 know we're
01:01:14.320 pretty fortunate
01:01:14.960 man
01:01:15.380 um
01:01:17.560 you know we
01:01:20.260 just have so
01:01:20.740 many blessings
01:01:21.380 man we
01:01:23.580 have so many
01:01:24.340 blessings i
01:01:25.300 feel like
01:01:25.880 uh and
01:01:28.780 and uh
01:01:31.340 gang bro
01:01:32.280 all right let's
01:01:34.140 take a another
01:01:35.240 call here what
01:01:36.820 else has been
01:01:37.520 going on
01:01:38.320 nothing it's
01:01:39.720 ladies night
01:01:40.920 damn it's
01:01:43.360 ladies night
01:01:43.940 man no it's
01:01:45.040 dude it was
01:01:46.580 never ladies
01:01:47.240 night
01:01:47.560 man oh
01:01:49.180 dude when i
01:01:51.480 think back to
01:01:52.220 some of them
01:01:52.640 i dude i
01:01:54.280 have hooked
01:01:54.760 up with some
01:01:55.320 real
01:01:56.980 hearty hearty
01:02:02.040 sevens man
01:02:04.800 and eights
01:02:05.720 probably i
01:02:07.000 say eight
01:02:07.940 usually because
01:02:08.500 if a woman
01:02:09.320 but as long
01:02:10.080 as a woman
01:02:10.740 will brush
01:02:11.420 her teeth
01:02:12.040 all of her
01:02:12.960 teeth too
01:02:13.480 some ladies
01:02:15.140 some lazy
01:02:15.920 ass ladies
01:02:16.540 just brush
01:02:17.460 the tops
01:02:18.800 oh
01:02:21.240 no miss
01:02:23.600 that's why
01:02:25.160 god gave
01:02:25.600 you all
01:02:25.860 the teeth
01:02:26.240 you gotta
01:02:26.480 wash
01:02:26.820 them all
01:02:27.240 and i
01:02:29.840 remember when
01:02:30.180 i was young
01:02:30.720 my mother
01:02:31.140 we had a
01:02:31.460 toothbrush and
01:02:32.060 she wrote
01:02:32.540 on it
01:02:32.820 do all
01:02:33.500 of them
01:02:33.880 because you
01:02:36.140 know i
01:02:36.440 get lazy
01:02:37.040 i only
01:02:37.320 want to
01:02:37.540 brush
01:02:37.720 the tops
01:02:38.380 and them
01:02:39.380 chompers
01:02:39.940 i don't
01:02:41.060 want to
01:02:41.260 hit that
01:02:41.880 support
01:02:42.240 staff at
01:02:42.740 the bottom
01:02:43.160 so
01:02:44.660 what's
01:02:48.820 something i
01:02:49.100 was going
01:02:49.300 to talk
01:02:49.580 to you
01:02:49.920 about
01:02:50.340 that's
01:02:52.020 been going
01:02:52.480 on
01:02:53.380 oh i
01:02:54.280 started doing
01:02:54.780 piano
01:02:55.240 practicing
01:02:55.880 so
01:02:57.560 pretty excited
01:02:58.840 about that
01:02:59.600 i've been
01:03:00.660 doing
01:03:00.860 duolingo
01:03:01.680 yo
01:03:04.180 entiendo
01:03:05.820 mas
01:03:06.780 espanol
01:03:07.880 i
01:03:10.140 am
01:03:11.460 understanding
01:03:13.700 more spanish
01:03:14.360 i've been
01:03:15.240 doing
01:03:15.740 duolingo
01:03:16.340 man
01:03:16.700 duolingo
01:03:17.300 is cool
01:03:17.740 if you
01:03:17.940 haven't
01:03:18.100 ever seen
01:03:18.460 it
01:03:18.660 we don't
01:03:19.160 work for
01:03:19.480 them
01:03:19.640 or i
01:03:19.860 don't
01:03:20.020 they
01:03:20.240 don't
01:03:20.620 work for
01:03:21.540 us
01:03:21.720 but i
01:03:22.320 really
01:03:22.560 like it
01:03:23.440 um
01:03:26.080 what else
01:03:28.960 i was
01:03:33.540 thinking about
01:03:33.780 going home
01:03:34.360 thinking about
01:03:35.760 taking a trip
01:03:36.240 home
01:03:36.520 see some
01:03:36.900 family
01:03:37.280 let's take a
01:03:37.800 call right
01:03:38.160 here
01:03:38.360 here we
01:03:38.640 go
01:03:39.280 uh
01:03:39.840 hey
01:03:40.060 ceo
01:03:40.380 this is
01:03:40.780 hunter
01:03:41.080 from up
01:03:41.840 here in
01:03:42.220 northern
01:03:42.560 british
01:03:43.320 columbia
01:03:43.960 oh
01:03:45.060 british
01:03:46.580 columbia
01:03:47.380 dude
01:03:47.920 thank you
01:03:48.480 for calling
01:03:48.940 there
01:03:49.460 from the
01:03:49.900 uk
01:03:50.300 my man
01:03:50.980 gang
01:03:51.360 brother
01:03:52.120 i was
01:03:53.240 just listening
01:03:53.780 to your
01:03:54.240 17th
01:03:55.300 episode
01:03:55.840 of your
01:03:56.320 podcast
01:03:56.960 this past
01:03:57.760 weekend
01:03:58.080 and you
01:03:59.000 said something
01:03:59.380 about
01:03:59.760 wanting to
01:04:00.680 bring
01:04:01.000 the father
01:04:02.680 to the
01:04:03.680 family that
01:04:04.280 you um
01:04:05.260 were emancipated
01:04:06.540 to
01:04:06.880 to the
01:04:08.160 masters
01:04:08.580 because he
01:04:09.560 was obsessed
01:04:10.080 with gulf
01:04:10.620 i don't know
01:04:11.060 if that
01:04:11.280 made sense
01:04:11.780 but he
01:04:12.620 wanted to
01:04:12.960 take this
01:04:13.340 man to
01:04:13.640 the masters
01:04:14.180 and he
01:04:15.440 was the
01:04:16.080 father of
01:04:16.500 a family
01:04:16.880 that you
01:04:17.320 apparently
01:04:17.980 lived with
01:04:18.620 for a little
01:04:19.220 while
01:04:19.580 when you're
01:04:20.120 younger
01:04:20.400 but i just
01:04:20.900 wanted
01:04:21.140 was curious
01:04:21.820 if you
01:04:22.140 did that
01:04:22.580 or if you
01:04:22.920 still
01:04:23.140 plan on
01:04:23.580 doing
01:04:23.760 that
01:04:24.120 and uh
01:04:25.620 just wanted
01:04:26.220 to let
01:04:26.420 you know
01:04:26.700 that
01:04:26.960 you
01:04:27.400 helped
01:04:27.580 a lot
01:04:28.200 of people
01:04:28.500 including
01:04:29.000 myself
01:04:29.460 and we
01:04:30.140 love you
01:04:30.420 and we're
01:04:30.920 proud of
01:04:31.200 you man
01:04:31.480 thanks
01:04:32.100 oh thanks
01:04:33.840 man
01:04:34.160 thanks for
01:04:35.020 the nice
01:04:35.320 words man
01:04:36.000 uh
01:04:36.600 i love you
01:04:37.120 too bro
01:04:37.580 gang
01:04:38.820 dog
01:04:39.180 um
01:04:39.740 yeah
01:04:41.980 actually
01:04:42.500 one thing
01:04:44.220 that
01:04:44.740 you know
01:04:46.020 i didn't
01:04:46.480 get to
01:04:46.820 take
01:04:47.040 we made
01:04:47.380 the plan
01:04:47.760 this year
01:04:48.140 to take
01:04:48.600 my stepdad
01:04:49.680 to the
01:04:49.940 masters
01:04:50.220 when i was
01:04:51.000 14 i went
01:04:51.560 to live
01:04:51.900 with a
01:04:52.160 friend of
01:04:52.420 mine's
01:04:52.680 family
01:04:53.080 and they
01:04:54.100 had
01:04:54.760 you know
01:04:56.460 they had
01:04:56.920 opened their
01:04:57.340 doors to
01:04:57.880 me and so
01:04:58.320 i went and
01:04:58.740 lived over
01:04:59.160 there and
01:04:59.920 and it was
01:05:01.600 fun man
01:05:02.200 they didn't
01:05:02.460 have any
01:05:02.760 pets but
01:05:03.300 they had
01:05:03.580 some other
01:05:03.940 children and
01:05:04.800 we really
01:05:05.420 you know
01:05:07.560 it was just
01:05:08.100 more of a
01:05:08.700 safe
01:05:09.280 and it
01:05:10.780 was more
01:05:11.060 of an
01:05:11.260 environment
01:05:11.720 where there
01:05:12.360 was more
01:05:13.020 it was just
01:05:14.880 more emotionally
01:05:15.760 comfortable
01:05:16.400 than the
01:05:17.100 one i was
01:05:17.600 in
01:05:17.880 um
01:05:19.780 i just
01:05:21.760 couldn't
01:05:22.060 survive
01:05:22.540 i couldn't
01:05:23.100 mentally
01:05:23.440 survive in
01:05:24.220 my own
01:05:24.560 house
01:05:24.900 anymore
01:05:25.320 uh
01:05:27.280 and i
01:05:28.320 don't know
01:05:28.520 if that
01:05:28.760 really was
01:05:29.360 to anyone's
01:05:30.040 fault
01:05:30.360 i think it
01:05:31.320 was just
01:05:31.880 what my
01:05:32.620 path was
01:05:33.140 going to
01:05:33.380 be and
01:05:33.880 you know
01:05:35.180 and i
01:05:35.440 was gifted
01:05:35.980 with enough
01:05:36.880 uh
01:05:37.620 you know
01:05:38.940 just i
01:05:39.300 got you
01:05:39.900 know there
01:05:40.120 were people
01:05:40.460 that cared
01:05:40.940 enough and
01:05:41.400 they invited
01:05:41.740 me to live
01:05:42.100 with them
01:05:42.400 and we
01:05:42.720 had fun
01:05:43.280 and the
01:05:45.160 man has
01:05:45.580 always been
01:05:46.040 a good
01:05:47.040 role model
01:05:47.520 for me
01:05:47.960 and his
01:05:48.200 name is
01:05:48.480 ret
01:05:48.880 and he
01:05:50.540 uh
01:05:51.160 he is a
01:05:53.260 adult
01:05:53.760 and he
01:05:55.800 he liked
01:05:56.420 he loved
01:05:56.860 golf and
01:05:57.360 so for
01:05:58.080 years i
01:05:58.460 wanted to
01:05:58.780 take him
01:05:59.100 to the
01:05:59.380 masters
01:05:59.780 and you
01:06:01.360 know i
01:06:01.540 had a
01:06:01.780 good year
01:06:02.180 last year
01:06:02.780 work wise
01:06:03.500 and so i
01:06:04.060 got us a
01:06:04.540 trip we
01:06:05.200 were gonna
01:06:05.440 go
01:06:05.760 last week
01:06:07.520 we were
01:06:08.400 gonna go
01:06:08.680 to the
01:06:08.960 masters
01:06:09.280 and we
01:06:10.160 had a
01:06:10.420 nice air
01:06:10.860 bnb and
01:06:12.520 we were
01:06:12.940 all square
01:06:13.600 um and
01:06:16.260 this virus
01:06:16.800 hit so
01:06:17.800 you know i
01:06:19.580 just hope that
01:06:20.140 he's you know
01:06:21.080 and he had
01:06:21.420 started walking
01:06:22.120 around the
01:06:22.560 neighborhood
01:06:22.900 more and
01:06:23.480 just getting
01:06:23.800 ready to
01:06:24.280 go and
01:06:24.900 uh and
01:06:28.160 i'm glad
01:06:28.640 you know for
01:06:29.200 sometimes i
01:06:29.740 think oh
01:06:30.240 man you
01:06:30.700 know i
01:06:30.900 don't know
01:06:31.060 if i want
01:06:31.320 to spend
01:06:31.660 this money
01:06:32.300 or i
01:06:32.540 don't want
01:06:32.820 to but
01:06:34.040 then once i
01:06:34.600 made the
01:06:34.980 decision to
01:06:35.660 man it
01:06:36.180 was i
01:06:36.580 was so
01:06:36.900 excited
01:06:37.420 and it
01:06:39.020 was fun
01:06:39.440 just went
01:06:39.720 on airbnb
01:06:40.300 and looking
01:06:40.900 at places
01:06:41.540 and asking
01:06:43.200 friends and
01:06:44.260 um you
01:06:47.000 know when
01:06:47.220 people wanted
01:06:47.580 to help
01:06:47.980 they wanted
01:06:48.260 to let me
01:06:48.620 know what's
01:06:48.940 a good place
01:06:49.420 to stay
01:06:49.920 in a good
01:06:50.320 area and
01:06:51.180 uh we
01:06:52.680 were gonna
01:06:52.900 have some
01:06:53.180 fun but
01:06:54.380 that's not
01:06:54.720 gonna happen
01:06:55.060 this year but
01:06:55.600 when they
01:06:55.860 hopefully when
01:06:56.300 they reposted
01:06:57.060 up the the
01:06:57.840 golf tournament
01:06:58.340 then then
01:06:59.260 we'll be able
01:06:59.580 to go so
01:07:01.080 thank you for
01:07:01.580 asking that
01:07:02.060 was sweet of
01:07:02.620 you um
01:07:04.360 yeah man
01:07:06.820 when i think
01:07:07.180 about so
01:07:07.580 many about
01:07:08.000 the people
01:07:08.360 in my life
01:07:08.760 that have
01:07:09.000 cared about
01:07:09.520 me man
01:07:11.180 a lot
01:07:17.080 a lot
01:07:17.740 of people
01:07:18.200 i think
01:07:22.440 that's one
01:07:22.900 you know
01:07:23.260 sometimes
01:07:23.560 it's like
01:07:24.020 man why
01:07:24.460 you know
01:07:24.820 why i
01:07:25.240 sometimes
01:07:25.560 can't
01:07:26.000 find the
01:07:26.940 why i
01:07:30.540 can't care
01:07:31.200 about myself
01:07:31.960 sometimes it
01:07:32.700 just blows
01:07:33.340 my mind
01:07:34.060 you know
01:07:41.680 just why
01:07:42.100 it's so
01:07:42.460 like man
01:07:42.940 why is it
01:07:43.520 why is it
01:07:44.640 just so hard
01:07:45.100 to care
01:07:45.420 about
01:07:45.640 yourself
01:07:46.120 it's just
01:07:54.840 it's just
01:07:55.380 hard
01:07:55.660 it's just
01:07:56.060 sometimes
01:07:56.740 it's just
01:07:59.180 hard man
01:07:59.920 but a thing
01:08:01.040 that does
01:08:01.500 help though
01:08:02.040 is thinking
01:08:02.660 about other
01:08:03.300 people
01:08:03.660 caring about
01:08:04.340 me
01:08:04.560 when you
01:08:05.760 think about
01:08:06.180 the people
01:08:06.520 that have
01:08:06.760 cared about
01:08:07.180 you think
01:08:07.540 about it
01:08:08.220 think somebody
01:08:10.100 used to give
01:08:10.560 you a ride
01:08:11.220 somewhere you
01:08:12.120 needed
01:08:12.480 you know
01:08:14.740 somebody who
01:08:16.120 lets you
01:08:16.500 you let you
01:08:17.800 borrow their
01:08:18.220 car somebody
01:08:18.820 who lets you
01:08:19.380 borrow maybe a
01:08:20.140 couple you
01:08:21.660 know
01:08:21.940 cuts of melon
01:08:24.240 or a little
01:08:24.640 or a little
01:08:24.660 bit of
01:08:24.920 money
01:08:25.220 you know
01:08:28.600 maybe somebody
01:08:29.180 that used
01:08:29.460 to write you
01:08:29.940 letters when
01:08:30.440 you moved
01:08:30.820 away or
01:08:31.400 somebody that
01:08:32.100 that called
01:08:36.360 you to tell
01:08:36.780 you that they
01:08:37.140 loved you
01:08:37.620 even you know
01:08:40.000 even though you
01:08:40.460 had done
01:08:40.760 something maybe
01:08:41.260 wrong to a
01:08:43.360 mutual friend of
01:08:44.080 y'all's
01:08:44.760 you know
01:08:47.380 maybe somebody
01:08:47.980 who you maybe
01:08:48.460 you put an
01:08:48.880 air in their
01:08:49.340 shampoo you
01:08:51.020 know 20 years
01:08:51.740 ago and maybe
01:08:52.260 they still want
01:08:52.840 to bang you
01:08:53.500 every now and
01:08:53.980 then I mean
01:08:56.180 it's just you
01:08:59.340 know there's a
01:08:59.840 lot of love to
01:09:00.700 be given out
01:09:01.300 there and a
01:09:02.700 lot of it I
01:09:03.340 get I've been
01:09:03.960 given a lot in
01:09:04.700 my days man
01:09:05.620 so yeah
01:09:08.800 thank you for
01:09:09.260 asking about
01:09:09.700 that because
01:09:10.200 just even you
01:09:11.160 asking about
01:09:11.660 that just made
01:09:12.180 me realize how
01:09:12.720 much that even
01:09:13.820 in times when I
01:09:14.460 didn't know how
01:09:15.200 much I cared
01:09:15.660 about myself
01:09:16.240 how much other
01:09:17.520 people cared
01:09:18.080 about me
01:09:18.600 man that's
01:09:19.420 pretty powerful
01:09:20.000 huh
01:09:20.340 it's pretty
01:09:22.020 powerful to
01:09:22.620 think
01:09:22.880 that love is
01:09:26.120 such a weapon
01:09:26.720 man it's such
01:09:27.600 a beauty it's
01:09:28.040 such a such a
01:09:29.020 just such a
01:09:30.620 damn
01:09:31.040 you know you
01:09:34.260 bring enough
01:09:34.660 love to a
01:09:35.380 life fight
01:09:36.080 and you can
01:09:37.620 win every
01:09:38.100 time
01:09:38.520 you know it's
01:09:43.200 easy to get
01:09:43.660 the other way
01:09:44.140 though it's so
01:09:44.640 easy to get
01:09:45.300 the other way
01:09:45.800 it's so easy
01:09:47.200 to just get on
01:09:47.840 that down
01:09:48.340 downhill
01:09:49.120 but
01:09:54.340 gang bro
01:09:56.800 you know the
01:09:59.280 other day I
01:09:59.920 get a
01:10:00.600 FaceTime
01:10:02.260 video call
01:10:03.260 from my
01:10:04.540 friend a good
01:10:05.260 friend of
01:10:05.620 mine
01:10:05.800 Scott
01:10:06.340 Patrick is
01:10:07.800 his name
01:10:08.140 also he has
01:10:08.660 two names
01:10:09.300 that's his
01:10:10.060 legal name
01:10:10.820 and he's
01:10:12.700 wearing in his
01:10:13.340 ears he's got
01:10:14.120 uh
01:10:14.500 earbuds
01:10:16.300 he loves
01:10:18.740 music
01:10:19.200 he's a music
01:10:20.200 man I mean
01:10:20.720 he's probably
01:10:21.080 been to so
01:10:21.600 many fish shows
01:10:22.460 he's he would
01:10:23.580 test positive
01:10:24.300 for uh
01:10:25.080 for damn
01:10:26.900 bass meat
01:10:28.260 in his body
01:10:29.400 you know
01:10:30.620 barramundi
01:10:32.440 something
01:10:33.100 tilapia at
01:10:34.280 least
01:10:34.580 and he's
01:10:35.700 got a pair
01:10:36.040 of raycon
01:10:36.480 earbuds in
01:10:37.180 and he likes
01:10:38.920 those because
01:10:39.420 they help his
01:10:40.140 music the best
01:10:41.180 he said
01:10:41.660 whether you're
01:10:43.660 working from
01:10:44.120 home or
01:10:44.580 working on
01:10:44.980 your fitness
01:10:45.560 you want
01:10:47.260 what you're
01:10:48.380 listening to
01:10:49.080 to be what
01:10:50.220 you're listening
01:10:51.180 to
01:10:51.560 not with
01:10:52.720 your other
01:10:53.140 friends or
01:10:54.100 neighbors or
01:10:54.840 whoever else
01:10:55.480 is listening
01:10:55.940 to
01:10:56.240 that's why
01:10:57.940 you need a
01:10:58.300 great pair
01:10:58.680 of wireless
01:10:59.300 earbuds
01:10:59.740 you know
01:11:01.780 you want
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01:11:03.600 the sound
01:11:04.120 in you
01:11:04.860 and take you
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01:11:06.620 but before
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01:11:08.840 dropping
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01:11:09.900 dollars on
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01:11:10.640 you need to
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01:13:09.100 look
01:13:09.360 sometime
01:13:09.860 i put
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01:13:10.600 brassiere
01:13:10.980 and just
01:13:11.420 i want
01:13:12.080 to be
01:13:12.320 a
01:13:12.500 be
01:13:13.180 a
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01:13:13.520 thicky
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01:13:14.740 at the
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01:13:15.380 you know
01:13:15.660 what i'm
01:13:15.900 saying
01:13:16.160 not really
01:13:16.700 but you
01:13:17.020 feel me
01:13:17.380 dog
01:13:17.680 what i'm
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01:13:24.640 at about
01:13:25.460 7 a.m
01:13:26.400 yup
01:13:27.940 that's
01:13:28.860 it
01:13:29.160 dude
01:13:31.120 7 a.m
01:13:31.920 a picture
01:13:32.280 of a
01:13:32.580 beautiful
01:13:32.880 beef
01:13:33.260 frank
01:13:33.660 will pop
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01:13:34.360 head
01:13:34.700 or a
01:13:35.700 sausage
01:13:36.020 patty
01:13:36.540 or a
01:13:36.920 you know
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01:13:39.400 and that's
01:13:40.920 why i love
01:13:41.680 using postmates
01:13:42.540 because come
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01:13:44.660 all i need to
01:13:46.880 do is break
01:13:47.380 out my phone
01:13:48.080 get on the
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01:13:49.660 and order
01:13:50.720 what my heart
01:13:51.540 has been
01:13:52.300 thinking about
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01:14:03.660 you can say
01:14:04.340 look little
01:14:04.820 larry set it
01:14:05.560 out there
01:14:05.940 larry i'm
01:14:06.680 gonna tip you
01:14:07.100 on the app
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01:14:12.480 postmates
01:14:13.040 it's already
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01:14:15.020 out of you
01:14:15.560 am i gonna
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01:14:16.800 they gonna
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01:14:17.920 keep it
01:14:18.880 clean baby
01:14:19.580 so now
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01:14:22.020 everything gets
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01:14:23.900 they also
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01:14:27.940 to order to
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01:14:30.520 listen up
01:14:32.160 you guys
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01:14:38.460 i've only
01:14:39.920 been ordering
01:14:40.280 local
01:14:40.680 i order from
01:14:42.080 right down
01:14:42.440 the street
01:14:42.840 you know what
01:14:43.780 i'm saying
01:14:44.080 rob and diane's
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01:14:45.620 order from
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01:14:47.060 little harry's
01:14:47.700 got the rib
01:14:48.240 shack
01:14:48.600 i do that
01:14:49.220 give me some
01:14:50.000 of harry's
01:14:50.480 ribs
01:14:50.800 bro
01:14:51.100 but no
01:14:51.920 hair on
01:14:52.400 them
01:14:52.500 you feel
01:14:52.840 me dog
01:14:53.240 i don't
01:14:53.460 want those
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01:14:54.460 ones
01:14:54.740 if you get
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01:14:56.340 sometimes they
01:14:56.760 got a little
01:14:57.020 bit of hair
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01:14:57.920 postmates
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01:16:03.560 app
01:16:03.980 anything
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01:16:06.520 it
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01:16:07.740 it
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01:16:09.180 thank you
01:16:10.220 guys for
01:16:10.560 the love
01:16:11.040 and the
01:16:11.600 support
01:16:12.020 gang
01:16:12.720 alright
01:16:14.140 let's take
01:16:14.560 a call
01:16:14.860 right here
01:16:15.320 and see
01:16:15.660 what's
01:16:15.940 going on
01:16:16.520 right here
01:16:16.920 this could
01:16:17.300 be
01:16:17.660 right along
01:16:18.500 the veins
01:16:19.020 of what
01:16:19.300 we're
01:16:19.440 discussing
01:16:20.020 gang
01:16:21.440 what's up
01:16:22.200 Theo
01:16:22.540 you beautiful
01:16:23.500 bastard
01:16:24.120 this is
01:16:24.660 Tim
01:16:25.040 out of
01:16:25.500 Indianapolis
01:16:26.760 Indiana
01:16:27.300 what's up
01:16:28.560 Tim
01:16:28.920 over there
01:16:29.300 in Indianapolis
01:16:30.140 and
01:16:30.900 I saw
01:16:33.300 somebody
01:16:33.700 a group
01:16:34.160 of white
01:16:34.740 males
01:16:35.200 hit a
01:16:35.620 damn
01:16:35.960 hit
01:16:39.620 another
01:16:40.240 thicker
01:16:40.760 white male
01:16:41.380 on a
01:16:41.660 dang
01:16:42.280 bird
01:16:43.140 scooter
01:16:43.580 over there
01:16:44.080 or a
01:16:45.140 lime
01:16:45.520 onward
01:16:46.360 I
01:16:47.540 just
01:16:48.380 listened
01:16:48.640 to the
01:16:49.000 thought
01:16:49.400 man
01:16:49.800 and
01:16:50.060 heard
01:16:50.660 you
01:16:50.820 say
01:16:51.120 that
01:16:51.460 love
01:16:52.260 is
01:16:52.900 forgiveness
01:16:53.640 and
01:16:55.000 this
01:16:55.800 really
01:16:56.040 struck
01:16:56.500 me
01:16:56.720 man
01:16:57.020 is
01:16:57.220 like
01:16:57.420 how
01:16:57.700 true
01:16:58.060 that
01:16:58.300 really
01:16:58.620 is
01:16:59.100 I
01:16:59.340 I've
01:17:00.120 been
01:17:00.300 with my
01:17:00.780 wife
01:17:01.220 now
01:17:01.600 for
01:17:02.340 almost
01:17:02.980 11
01:17:03.340 years
01:17:03.860 we've
01:17:04.060 been
01:17:04.240 married
01:17:04.760 for
01:17:05.600 almost
01:17:07.800 three
01:17:09.380 three and a
01:17:10.140 half
01:17:10.400 I think
01:17:10.880 but
01:17:12.500 the
01:17:13.200 moral
01:17:13.520 of the
01:17:13.740 story
01:17:13.980 being
01:17:14.380 man
01:17:14.660 without
01:17:14.920 forgiveness
01:17:15.560 we would
01:17:16.240 have never
01:17:16.500 made it
01:17:16.860 this long
01:17:17.320 you know
01:17:18.080 she's
01:17:18.720 definitely
01:17:19.020 forgiven
01:17:19.480 me
01:17:19.800 for some
01:17:20.240 of my
01:17:20.580 stupid
01:17:20.900 shit
01:17:21.280 I have
01:17:22.080 definitely
01:17:22.420 forgiven
01:17:22.840 her
01:17:23.100 for some
01:17:23.740 of hers
01:17:24.120 as well
01:17:24.600 we both
01:17:25.960 went through
01:17:26.520 a
01:17:26.900 opiate
01:17:27.740 addiction
01:17:28.240 we've both
01:17:29.100 been clean
01:17:29.620 for over
01:17:30.080 six years
01:17:30.920 amen
01:17:31.760 bruh
01:17:33.000 amen
01:17:33.460 dawg
01:17:34.260 onward
01:17:34.620 which is
01:17:35.740 kind of
01:17:36.120 unique
01:17:36.540 you don't
01:17:36.960 find a
01:17:37.340 lot of
01:17:37.600 couples
01:17:38.000 that
01:17:38.240 actually
01:17:38.560 make it
01:17:39.200 through
01:17:39.980 the bout
01:17:41.800 of addiction
01:17:43.020 and then
01:17:43.740 get clean
01:17:44.360 and come
01:17:44.720 out the
01:17:45.020 other side
01:17:45.580 and still
01:17:45.940 be together
01:17:46.600 so
01:17:47.560 she is
01:17:48.800 definitely
01:17:49.140 my other
01:17:49.720 half
01:17:50.100 man
01:17:50.440 and
01:17:50.740 without
01:17:51.340 forgiveness
01:17:52.440 bro
01:17:52.880 it would
01:17:53.100 never
01:17:53.340 work
01:17:53.720 peace
01:17:54.880 love
01:17:55.440 gang
01:17:55.920 gang
01:17:56.300 gang
01:17:57.500 Tim man
01:17:58.040 thank you
01:17:58.560 thank you
01:17:59.200 for that
01:17:59.620 call
01:18:00.040 yeah
01:18:01.860 man
01:18:02.260 it's
01:18:02.460 really
01:18:02.840 it's
01:18:03.220 ugh
01:18:03.560 you know
01:18:06.160 when I think
01:18:07.180 back to that
01:18:07.680 family
01:18:08.120 Tim
01:18:08.440 that took
01:18:08.800 me in
01:18:09.160 and they
01:18:09.600 dude
01:18:10.720 I was
01:18:11.000 there for
01:18:11.680 a week
01:18:12.080 and I
01:18:12.280 was doing
01:18:12.640 donuts
01:18:13.160 I had
01:18:13.500 these two
01:18:13.920 beautiful
01:18:14.360 lesbians
01:18:14.980 that lived
01:18:15.360 next door
01:18:16.360 across the
01:18:17.080 street
01:18:17.480 you know
01:18:18.360 one of
01:18:18.720 them was
01:18:18.860 a librarian
01:18:20.540 or alleged
01:18:21.380 librarian
01:18:21.960 and the
01:18:23.120 other one
01:18:23.480 was just
01:18:23.960 a lesbian
01:18:25.560 and
01:18:27.360 or you
01:18:28.300 know
01:18:28.400 just a
01:18:28.840 lesbian
01:18:29.100 I think
01:18:29.400 unemployed
01:18:29.800 lesbian
01:18:30.260 but
01:18:30.680 you know
01:18:33.540 and you
01:18:35.040 know
01:18:35.120 I'm doing
01:18:35.480 donuts
01:18:35.900 in her
01:18:36.180 damn
01:18:36.420 yard
01:18:36.840 in an
01:18:37.340 84
01:18:37.660 Ford
01:18:38.120 Escort
01:18:38.600 dude
01:18:38.780 with one
01:18:39.060 of the
01:18:39.240 windows
01:18:39.500 that had
01:18:39.700 been
01:18:39.820 broken
01:18:40.120 out
01:18:40.360 by a
01:18:40.720 damn
01:18:40.920 handgun
01:18:41.480 and
01:18:43.140 and yeah
01:18:45.780 and this
01:18:46.460 family
01:18:46.780 I just
01:18:47.260 moved in
01:18:47.640 with them
01:18:47.900 and they
01:18:48.140 forgave me
01:18:48.600 for that
01:18:49.100 you know
01:18:51.900 dude
01:18:52.180 the first
01:18:52.700 night I
01:18:53.060 moved in
01:18:53.460 with the
01:18:53.760 family
01:18:54.040 that I
01:18:54.340 lived with
01:18:54.780 in high
01:18:55.100 school
01:18:55.360 I'm
01:18:55.880 smoking
01:18:56.260 weed
01:18:56.580 in the
01:18:56.860 bedroom
01:18:57.200 it was
01:18:58.060 the first
01:18:58.400 time I'd
01:18:58.780 had a
01:18:59.040 bedroom
01:18:59.360 on my
01:18:59.700 own
01:19:00.120 boy
01:19:00.540 so I'm
01:19:01.640 living it
01:19:02.180 up dude
01:19:02.660 you know
01:19:02.940 what I'm
01:19:03.240 saying
01:19:03.560 bro
01:19:03.980 I'm
01:19:05.220 fucking
01:19:05.520 living life
01:19:06.140 I'll put
01:19:06.420 on some
01:19:06.680 camouflage
01:19:07.180 dude
01:19:07.820 I'll
01:19:08.140 fucking
01:19:08.340 put on
01:19:08.720 a little
01:19:08.960 bit of
01:19:09.240 cologne
01:19:09.580 and I'm
01:19:09.940 smoking
01:19:10.280 weed
01:19:10.700 doing what
01:19:12.220 I do
01:19:12.760 you know
01:19:14.360 celebrating
01:19:15.200 and
01:19:17.200 and
01:19:20.780 yeah
01:19:21.020 and
01:19:21.300 their
01:19:22.180 son
01:19:23.300 their
01:19:24.040 genital
01:19:27.300 son
01:19:27.720 or whatever
01:19:28.060 it's
01:19:28.260 called
01:19:28.560 he
01:19:30.000 knocks on
01:19:31.380 the door
01:19:31.660 and he's
01:19:31.800 like dude
01:19:32.020 what the
01:19:32.300 fuck
01:19:32.520 are you
01:19:32.680 doing
01:19:32.940 in here
01:19:33.260 I said
01:19:35.020 man
01:19:35.280 nothing
01:19:35.860 I lied
01:19:36.420 I said
01:19:36.800 nothing
01:19:37.240 mewaters
01:19:38.360 weed
01:19:38.780 smoke
01:19:39.240 everywhere
01:19:39.800 you know
01:19:40.560 and I'm
01:19:41.260 dressed like
01:19:41.680 fucking
01:19:41.960 Rambo
01:19:42.680 like some
01:19:43.600 kind of
01:19:43.900 damn
01:19:44.120 dope
01:19:44.480 Rambo
01:19:45.040 and
01:19:47.980 he's like
01:19:49.020 dude
01:19:49.200 don't be
01:19:49.580 doing that
01:19:49.980 shit
01:19:50.280 man
01:19:50.560 you can't
01:19:50.880 be doing
01:19:51.160 that
01:19:51.420 shit
01:19:51.720 and
01:19:53.780 he could
01:19:54.640 have got
01:19:54.860 me thrown
01:19:55.260 out
01:19:55.420 I mean
01:19:55.560 I just
01:19:55.980 just
01:19:56.340 moved in
01:19:57.060 just
01:19:58.040 crazy
01:19:58.320 you know
01:19:58.680 but when
01:19:59.480 I think
01:19:59.740 back to
01:20:00.080 all the
01:20:00.500 things
01:20:01.080 in my
01:20:02.020 life
01:20:02.280 that people
01:20:02.700 have forgiven
01:20:03.180 me for
01:20:03.740 it's crazy
01:20:06.820 isn't it
01:20:07.340 all the
01:20:09.040 things that
01:20:09.660 people still
01:20:10.420 loved me
01:20:11.260 even though
01:20:12.960 I
01:20:15.040 was greedy
01:20:16.860 or I
01:20:17.200 was selfish
01:20:17.780 or I
01:20:18.160 was just
01:20:18.580 a
01:20:18.920 human
01:20:19.840 you know
01:20:23.160 but that's
01:20:24.520 a beautiful
01:20:24.820 story man
01:20:25.600 and
01:20:25.860 thank you
01:20:27.540 for sharing
01:20:27.920 that with
01:20:28.320 us
01:20:28.540 and thank
01:20:28.900 you for
01:20:29.440 you know
01:20:30.960 I think
01:20:31.200 being a
01:20:31.560 pillar of
01:20:32.040 just a
01:20:32.860 reminder
01:20:33.240 for people
01:20:33.660 that if
01:20:33.940 they're
01:20:34.080 struggling
01:20:34.400 with
01:20:34.600 addiction
01:20:35.000 that
01:20:35.320 you know
01:20:36.840 that
01:20:37.200 I mean
01:20:38.960 if they're
01:20:39.220 struggling
01:20:39.420 with addiction
01:20:39.860 or marriage
01:20:40.500 that they
01:20:40.780 could do
01:20:41.060 both
01:20:41.400 they could
01:20:41.900 really beat
01:20:42.320 both
01:20:42.660 so
01:20:43.020 amen
01:20:43.920 bro
01:20:44.300 gang
01:20:46.220 man
01:20:46.680 what else
01:20:48.760 we got
01:20:49.240 here
01:20:49.580 dude
01:20:50.080 what
01:20:53.140 have I
01:20:54.400 been doing
01:20:54.900 dude
01:20:55.220 been on
01:20:55.580 Facebook
01:20:56.040 a little
01:20:56.580 man
01:20:56.820 Facebook
01:20:57.220 it's a lot
01:20:58.940 of people
01:20:59.260 now just
01:20:59.760 DJing in
01:21:00.560 their basement
01:21:01.040 if you don't
01:21:02.540 notice this
01:21:03.140 everybody's a
01:21:04.020 DJ now
01:21:04.780 you know
01:21:06.080 Icy
01:21:07.000 Gerald
01:21:07.480 or whatever
01:21:08.060 you know
01:21:09.060 Snitch
01:21:09.600 and Ricky
01:21:10.080 or whatever
01:21:10.600 Ice Snitch
01:21:11.520 or whatever
01:21:12.540 you know
01:21:13.280 what I'm
01:21:13.500 saying
01:21:13.740 MC
01:21:14.240 fucking
01:21:14.780 cripple
01:21:15.660 and a
01:21:16.040 dude
01:21:16.180 have no
01:21:16.600 leg
01:21:16.960 but he
01:21:17.220 got to
01:21:17.580 you know
01:21:19.280 turntable
01:21:19.980 so he
01:21:20.700 can
01:21:20.900 he can
01:21:21.680 move
01:21:22.060 music
01:21:23.200 but he
01:21:23.540 can't
01:21:23.920 move
01:21:24.360 and it's
01:21:25.920 everybody
01:21:26.840 you got a
01:21:27.520 kid
01:21:27.720 he's fucking
01:21:28.180 doing a
01:21:28.880 little bit
01:21:29.240 he'll be
01:21:29.540 turning a
01:21:30.260 little bit
01:21:30.800 of Ariana
01:21:31.220 Grande
01:21:31.780 into some
01:21:32.840 into some
01:21:34.420 Def Leppard
01:21:35.080 he'll be
01:21:35.320 crossing some
01:21:35.900 tracks
01:21:36.300 and then
01:21:36.660 beat his
01:21:37.140 son at
01:21:37.540 the same
01:21:37.880 you know
01:21:38.260 the kid
01:21:38.620 will come
01:21:38.920 down
01:21:39.200 dad I
01:21:39.640 need some
01:21:39.940 milk
01:21:40.240 you want
01:21:42.800 some milk
01:21:43.300 bro
01:21:43.520 here you
01:21:43.880 go
01:21:44.140 bro
01:21:44.500 get that
01:21:46.820 milky hand
01:21:47.640 bro
01:21:47.960 get 2%
01:21:49.300 of that
01:21:49.560 hand
01:21:49.880 son
01:21:50.220 gang
01:21:50.580 shit
01:21:51.020 so
01:21:52.500 a lot
01:21:53.620 of kids
01:21:54.000 are really
01:21:54.500 I mean
01:21:55.020 think about
01:21:55.420 that child
01:21:55.980 that memory
01:21:56.800 as a child
01:21:57.500 all you
01:21:58.360 remember is
01:21:59.140 you couldn't
01:21:59.480 go outside
01:22:00.160 they had
01:22:01.340 disease
01:22:01.880 allegedly
01:22:02.620 outside
01:22:03.240 and
01:22:04.540 your dad's
01:22:06.200 a DJ
01:22:07.000 in a basement
01:22:07.780 for his
01:22:09.320 high school
01:22:09.780 friends
01:22:11.320 so it's
01:22:13.180 shit's
01:22:13.720 shit's
01:22:14.160 happening
01:22:14.420 we had
01:22:15.620 another
01:22:15.820 officer of
01:22:16.460 the law
01:22:16.780 that called
01:22:17.240 in
01:22:17.400 let's get
01:22:17.700 that call
01:22:18.100 here
01:22:18.500 hey
01:22:19.580 CEO
01:22:20.120 this is
01:22:20.800 Kyle
01:22:21.180 out in
01:22:21.820 St.
01:22:22.060 Louis
01:22:22.220 Missouri
01:22:22.640 what's up
01:22:23.560 Kyle
01:22:23.840 out of
01:22:24.140 St.
01:22:24.460 Louis
01:22:24.840 and St.
01:22:25.920 Louis
01:22:26.060 is famous
01:22:26.520 for the
01:22:26.840 arch
01:22:27.220 and also
01:22:27.880 for
01:22:28.460 um
01:22:29.600 this
01:22:31.080 comedian
01:22:31.500 up and
01:22:31.920 coming
01:22:32.100 comedian
01:22:32.420 Chris
01:22:32.700 D'Elia
01:22:33.040 actually
01:22:33.320 is
01:22:33.460 canceled
01:22:33.780 there
01:22:34.080 uh
01:22:35.020 doing
01:22:35.220 his
01:22:35.380 show
01:22:35.560 let's
01:22:36.280 hear
01:22:36.380 more
01:22:36.680 in my
01:22:38.320 uh
01:22:38.780 garage
01:22:39.500 gym
01:22:39.780 doing
01:22:40.020 some
01:22:40.240 prison
01:22:40.480 yard
01:22:40.700 workout
01:22:41.200 lifting
01:22:42.320 nothing
01:22:43.460 trying not
01:22:44.420 to get
01:22:44.620 too fat
01:22:45.120 yeah
01:22:46.200 yeah
01:22:46.480 yeah
01:22:47.760 yeah
01:22:48.020 yeah
01:22:48.380 that prison
01:22:48.820 yard
01:22:49.020 workout
01:22:49.380 that's
01:22:49.780 nice
01:22:50.020 to do
01:22:50.340 by
01:22:50.540 yourself
01:22:51.040 and not
01:22:51.580 if you
01:22:51.780 do
01:22:51.880 an
01:22:51.980 actual
01:22:52.240 prison
01:22:52.680 where
01:22:52.880 after
01:22:53.160 the
01:22:53.340 workout
01:22:53.640 you gotta
01:22:54.800 watch
01:22:55.160 some
01:22:55.360 guy
01:22:55.560 bust
01:22:55.940 out
01:22:56.320 or
01:22:57.140 you know
01:22:57.520 what I'm
01:22:57.900 saying
01:22:58.040 you gotta
01:22:58.320 at least
01:22:58.680 stand
01:22:59.000 there
01:22:59.160 and look
01:22:59.420 excited
01:22:59.840 while
01:23:00.040 somebody
01:23:00.400 jacks
01:23:00.880 off
01:23:03.040 abused
01:23:03.540 or sexually
01:23:04.380 abused
01:23:05.000 gang
01:23:05.760 brown
01:23:06.020 and you
01:23:07.220 have to
01:23:07.520 oppose the
01:23:08.020 question
01:23:08.360 of law
01:23:08.960 enforcement
01:23:09.420 if domestic
01:23:10.680 violence is
01:23:11.240 up
01:23:11.440 my girlfriend
01:23:12.640 she happens
01:23:13.620 to be
01:23:13.960 a police
01:23:14.540 officer
01:23:14.840 and she
01:23:15.580 said the
01:23:15.860 number's up
01:23:16.340 25 to
01:23:17.280 35 percent
01:23:18.100 in her
01:23:18.600 jurisdiction
01:23:19.300 pretty crazy
01:23:20.780 stuff
01:23:21.260 I think people
01:23:21.960 need to get
01:23:22.380 out
01:23:22.660 get away
01:23:23.760 from each
01:23:24.120 other
01:23:24.340 she may
01:23:25.200 kill me
01:23:25.580 too
01:23:25.800 I hope
01:23:26.300 not
01:23:26.940 we both
01:23:27.760 love the
01:23:28.060 show
01:23:28.320 keep up
01:23:28.960 the great
01:23:29.240 work
01:23:29.520 be careful
01:23:30.300 be safe
01:23:30.780 gang
01:23:31.020 gang
01:23:31.300 gang
01:23:32.240 bro
01:23:32.480 and thank
01:23:32.940 you
01:23:33.040 to your
01:23:33.360 beautiful
01:23:34.120 lady
01:23:34.460 for her
01:23:34.800 service
01:23:35.240 wow
01:23:37.160 dog
01:23:38.260 yeah
01:23:39.960 that's
01:23:40.280 the thing
01:23:40.820 you gotta
01:23:41.740 get out
01:23:42.360 go
01:23:42.840 take a
01:23:43.420 drive
01:23:43.740 take a
01:23:44.100 bike
01:23:44.440 get a
01:23:46.080 two seater
01:23:46.500 bike
01:23:46.780 and cut
01:23:47.160 the back
01:23:47.580 off of
01:23:47.860 that bitch
01:23:48.240 and do
01:23:48.540 a one
01:23:48.920 seater
01:23:49.280 you know
01:23:50.840 get in a
01:23:51.300 wheelbarrow
01:23:51.940 dog
01:23:52.320 on a
01:23:52.780 downhill
01:23:53.180 go be
01:23:53.660 by yourself
01:23:54.420 you know
01:23:55.960 what I'm
01:23:56.120 saying
01:23:56.320 live
01:23:56.620 you gotta
01:23:56.960 take
01:23:57.220 some
01:23:57.400 time
01:23:57.880 play
01:23:58.820 hide
01:23:59.080 and go
01:23:59.360 seek
01:23:59.620 have your
01:23:59.940 wife
01:24:00.160 go
01:24:00.340 count
01:24:00.760 and you
01:24:01.400 drive
01:24:03.040 out of
01:24:03.340 town
01:24:03.560 and get
01:24:03.840 a motel
01:24:04.340 somewhere
01:24:04.820 I mean
01:24:07.480 that's
01:24:07.760 easy
01:24:08.140 you have
01:24:09.620 to just
01:24:10.420 you know
01:24:10.860 it has
01:24:11.220 to be
01:24:11.960 you know
01:24:14.020 you gotta
01:24:15.000 separate
01:24:15.480 from each
01:24:15.920 other
01:24:16.240 especially
01:24:17.120 if you
01:24:17.380 have a
01:24:17.600 weapon
01:24:17.900 if you
01:24:18.120 have a
01:24:18.340 weapon
01:24:18.600 buried a
01:24:19.100 weapon
01:24:19.360 give it
01:24:19.700 to your
01:24:19.960 friend
01:24:20.300 bury
01:24:21.780 give it
01:24:22.220 to your
01:24:22.400 friend
01:24:22.560 bury
01:24:22.900 the original
01:24:24.080 burying
01:24:24.460 the weapon
01:24:24.840 don't
01:24:25.060 fucking
01:24:25.240 don't
01:24:25.960 you know
01:24:26.520 you don't
01:24:27.440 want to
01:24:27.620 put a
01:24:27.840 gun
01:24:28.020 in the
01:24:28.260 dirt
01:24:28.480 man
01:24:28.680 you want
01:24:28.980 to
01:24:29.140 but
01:24:30.340 you know
01:24:30.920 have it
01:24:31.400 somewhere else
01:24:31.900 where you
01:24:32.180 can't use
01:24:32.780 it
01:24:32.980 if you
01:24:33.580 want to
01:24:33.840 shoot
01:24:34.060 a spouse
01:24:34.540 you have
01:24:34.820 to do
01:24:35.140 do a
01:24:35.620 handgun
01:24:36.080 you know
01:24:36.660 make a
01:24:37.180 little gun
01:24:37.520 with your
01:24:37.780 hand
01:24:38.080 or draw
01:24:39.080 a gun
01:24:39.500 and throw
01:24:39.880 it at
01:24:40.160 them
01:24:40.340 you know
01:24:41.560 draw it
01:24:41.940 on a
01:24:42.200 little sheet
01:24:42.920 of something
01:24:43.360 a legal
01:24:44.280 pad
01:24:44.680 but thank you
01:24:46.120 for calling
01:24:46.500 man
01:24:46.900 I like
01:24:47.540 that
01:24:47.780 getting a
01:24:48.220 prison
01:24:48.500 workout
01:24:48.920 getting it
01:24:49.480 done
01:24:49.660 on your
01:24:49.960 own
01:24:50.320 you know
01:24:54.160 it's
01:24:54.360 interesting
01:24:54.640 I find
01:24:55.100 that I
01:24:55.340 have to
01:24:56.520 who I
01:24:56.940 am
01:24:57.340 is really
01:24:58.000 coming into
01:24:58.500 question a lot
01:24:59.280 with me
01:24:59.600 during this
01:25:00.200 virus
01:25:01.520 who I
01:25:03.220 am
01:25:03.620 you know
01:25:06.900 am I
01:25:07.280 just
01:25:07.620 am I
01:25:08.400 only a
01:25:09.000 guy
01:25:09.280 who just
01:25:09.720 isn't
01:25:09.980 going to
01:25:10.240 you know
01:25:10.600 how much
01:25:11.220 am I
01:25:11.480 willing to
01:25:11.920 take care
01:25:12.380 of myself
01:25:12.840 how much
01:25:13.340 man
01:25:13.880 is in
01:25:14.340 me
01:25:14.660 you know
01:25:18.840 how much
01:25:19.200 you know
01:25:19.700 can I be
01:25:20.100 a leader
01:25:20.540 for myself
01:25:21.400 I mean
01:25:25.620 that's
01:25:25.900 really
01:25:26.060 that's
01:25:26.280 scary
01:25:26.580 to
01:25:26.780 admit
01:25:27.180 sometimes
01:25:27.740 and
01:25:27.960 sometimes
01:25:28.480 when I'm
01:25:28.780 in my
01:25:29.000 depression
01:25:29.420 that's
01:25:31.440 when I
01:25:31.660 don't
01:25:31.840 want to
01:25:32.020 be a
01:25:32.260 leader
01:25:32.440 for
01:25:32.640 myself
01:25:33.080 you know
01:25:34.420 I wish
01:25:34.680 somebody else
01:25:35.140 had the
01:25:35.400 controls
01:25:35.820 and that
01:25:36.240 they
01:25:36.400 were
01:25:36.640 it's
01:25:37.800 just
01:25:37.940 and it's
01:25:38.300 such a
01:25:38.720 lazy
01:25:39.160 thing
01:25:39.640 depression
01:25:40.080 is also
01:25:40.500 such a
01:25:40.940 there's
01:25:41.320 a lazy
01:25:41.880 edge
01:25:42.280 to some
01:25:42.700 of it
01:25:43.060 there's
01:25:48.000 a self
01:25:48.720 pity
01:25:49.080 edge
01:25:49.520 to some
01:25:49.960 of it
01:25:50.180 I find
01:25:50.520 for myself
01:25:51.100 I'm not
01:25:51.460 talking about
01:25:51.940 everybody
01:25:52.380 this is
01:25:53.620 for me
01:25:54.080 but I
01:25:57.040 was asking
01:25:57.780 myself
01:25:58.140 actually
01:25:58.600 today
01:25:59.060 what kind
01:25:59.640 of leader
01:26:00.100 do I
01:26:00.460 want to
01:26:00.820 be
01:26:01.140 even if
01:26:03.540 I you
01:26:03.800 know if
01:26:04.000 I'm just
01:26:04.300 because the
01:26:05.200 only person
01:26:05.660 I'm really
01:26:06.020 leading is
01:26:06.640 me
01:26:06.960 you know
01:26:08.300 I don't
01:26:08.480 have a
01:26:08.800 family
01:26:09.140 you know
01:26:09.600 yet
01:26:11.280 and I
01:26:12.020 don't have
01:26:12.260 an animal
01:26:12.720 you know
01:26:13.900 I have
01:26:14.060 animals
01:26:14.360 that I
01:26:14.600 see
01:26:14.780 sometimes
01:26:15.220 but that
01:26:15.800 I don't
01:26:17.340 have like
01:26:17.740 a day
01:26:18.080 to day
01:26:18.360 animal
01:26:18.780 but
01:26:21.080 but I'm
01:26:24.700 like what
01:26:24.940 kind of
01:26:25.240 what kind
01:26:27.000 of leader
01:26:27.360 am I
01:26:27.620 to myself
01:26:28.300 you know
01:26:32.080 what kind
01:26:32.400 of like
01:26:32.660 leader
01:26:33.020 am I
01:26:33.300 to myself
01:26:33.900 what kind
01:26:34.240 of leader
01:26:34.540 and then
01:26:35.120 if within
01:26:35.880 if I did
01:26:36.520 have a
01:26:36.740 family
01:26:36.980 but with
01:26:37.300 my friends
01:26:37.800 with the
01:26:38.060 people I
01:26:38.400 work with
01:26:38.920 and work
01:26:39.300 and that
01:26:40.480 work in
01:26:40.900 our team
01:26:41.580 here
01:26:41.800 like what
01:26:42.100 kind
01:26:42.240 of leader
01:26:42.620 am I
01:26:45.800 you know
01:26:47.900 and do
01:26:48.220 I have
01:26:48.660 what
01:26:48.800 it
01:26:48.900 like
01:26:49.100 how
01:26:49.400 can
01:26:49.600 I
01:26:49.780 you know
01:26:51.000 it
01:26:51.120 just
01:26:51.400 you know
01:26:55.900 and
01:26:56.160 and
01:26:56.500 and to
01:26:57.160 feel
01:26:57.460 empowered
01:26:57.900 to say
01:26:58.180 I want
01:26:58.420 you know
01:26:58.640 I want
01:26:58.880 to lead
01:26:59.280 I want
01:26:59.500 to lead
01:26:59.860 myself
01:27:00.180 to be
01:27:00.620 better
01:27:00.920 because then
01:27:03.580 sometimes
01:27:03.880 it separates
01:27:04.500 me from
01:27:04.960 myself
01:27:05.340 because
01:27:05.520 sometimes
01:27:05.760 I may
01:27:06.380 not feel
01:27:06.800 good
01:27:07.120 you know
01:27:08.180 I don't
01:27:08.480 want to
01:27:08.720 go for
01:27:09.020 a run
01:27:09.300 I don't
01:27:09.540 want
01:27:09.720 I did
01:27:10.060 not want
01:27:10.420 to go
01:27:10.680 for a
01:27:11.020 run
01:27:11.240 but then
01:27:13.180 but then
01:27:13.620 sometimes I
01:27:14.020 can be
01:27:14.260 a lead
01:27:14.600 I can
01:27:14.900 say
01:27:15.240 hey man
01:27:16.720 you can
01:27:17.000 go for
01:27:17.300 a run
01:27:17.660 you know
01:27:18.020 I'll be
01:27:18.860 the leader
01:27:19.240 of us
01:27:19.640 I'm not
01:27:19.900 just going
01:27:20.160 to let
01:27:20.380 my feelings
01:27:21.160 because my
01:27:22.780 feelings
01:27:23.180 sometimes
01:27:23.660 are me
01:27:24.180 and
01:27:26.980 but my
01:27:30.280 choices
01:27:30.700 are almost
01:27:31.240 this other
01:27:31.800 me
01:27:32.120 and
01:27:34.360 and
01:27:34.580 they
01:27:35.100 and
01:27:37.540 they
01:27:37.820 my choices
01:27:39.580 don't really
01:27:40.020 have a lot
01:27:40.400 of feelings
01:27:40.820 sometimes
01:27:41.260 they can
01:27:41.600 just
01:27:41.940 they can
01:27:45.040 just
01:27:45.220 do
01:27:45.380 what's
01:27:45.620 best
01:27:45.840 for
01:27:46.000 me
01:27:46.200 so
01:27:48.180 even
01:27:48.360 if
01:27:48.520 I
01:27:48.640 don't
01:27:49.020 feel
01:27:49.440 like it
01:27:49.800 I can
01:27:50.000 go to
01:27:50.220 my
01:27:50.400 choices
01:27:50.760 and say
01:27:51.140 okay
01:27:51.460 I know
01:27:52.580 you don't
01:27:52.780 feel good
01:27:53.160 man
01:27:53.340 but let
01:27:53.640 me be
01:27:53.860 a leader
01:27:54.220 for you
01:27:54.580 right now
01:27:55.040 and let
01:27:55.340 me
01:27:55.540 maybe it
01:27:56.900 just sounds
01:27:57.160 like I have
01:27:57.520 split
01:27:57.800 personality
01:27:58.240 disorder
01:27:58.640 I don't
01:27:59.100 know
01:27:59.320 I don't
01:27:59.700 know what
01:27:59.900 I'm
01:28:00.000 talking
01:28:00.260 about
01:28:00.580 but
01:28:00.900 but it's
01:28:03.560 just been
01:28:03.840 interesting
01:28:04.200 because I
01:28:04.820 feel like
01:28:05.100 this is a
01:28:05.500 time where
01:28:05.960 a lot
01:28:06.580 of us
01:28:06.800 are
01:28:07.040 you know
01:28:07.780 by ourselves
01:28:08.440 or a lot
01:28:08.800 of us
01:28:09.020 are
01:28:09.220 you know
01:28:10.160 things are
01:28:10.540 more still
01:28:11.320 in some
01:28:11.760 ways
01:28:12.140 and so
01:28:13.580 I'm sure
01:28:13.960 a lot
01:28:14.160 of people
01:28:14.400 are wondering
01:28:14.760 well who
01:28:15.060 am I
01:28:15.380 right now
01:28:15.780 to my
01:28:16.100 family
01:28:16.480 how
01:28:16.700 how am
01:28:17.560 I
01:28:17.820 able
01:28:18.260 to manage
01:28:18.840 my own
01:28:19.640 vibe
01:28:22.340 and my
01:28:22.680 own
01:28:23.060 tribe
01:28:23.720 and
01:28:24.020 and
01:28:25.040 keep
01:28:25.480 things
01:28:26.040 together
01:28:27.160 and I
01:28:30.680 just want
01:28:30.900 to let
01:28:31.060 you know
01:28:31.200 you can
01:28:31.540 do it
01:28:31.840 if you
01:28:32.040 struggle
01:28:32.300 and wonder
01:28:32.700 if you
01:28:32.920 can be
01:28:33.180 a good
01:28:33.500 leader
01:28:33.740 for yourself
01:28:34.280 and for
01:28:34.560 others
01:28:34.760 that you
01:28:35.080 can
01:28:35.340 you can
01:28:35.720 do it
01:28:37.040 you know
01:28:37.320 you can
01:28:37.840 and
01:28:39.820 and
01:28:41.120 uh
01:28:41.460 and even
01:28:42.200 if you
01:28:42.480 haven't been
01:28:42.880 in the
01:28:43.120 past
01:28:43.540 that's
01:28:44.280 okay
01:28:44.500 every day
01:28:44.920 is a
01:28:45.180 new
01:28:45.320 opportunity
01:28:45.880 that's
01:28:47.040 the
01:28:47.160 beautiful
01:28:47.400 thing
01:28:47.660 about
01:28:47.880 days
01:28:48.360 man
01:28:48.760 isn't
01:28:50.580 that
01:28:50.740 amazing
01:28:51.500 isn't
01:28:53.900 that
01:28:54.040 amazing
01:28:54.520 that
01:28:54.960 that
01:28:57.940 today
01:28:58.280 doesn't
01:28:58.660 remember
01:28:59.060 yesterday
01:28:59.520 like
01:28:59.780 the
01:28:59.920 actual
01:29:00.160 day
01:29:00.560 what
01:29:02.200 if
01:29:02.320 the
01:29:02.500 sun
01:29:02.820 rose
01:29:03.380 and
01:29:04.160 the
01:29:04.340 first
01:29:04.700 thing
01:29:04.940 it
01:29:05.100 did
01:29:05.380 was
01:29:05.620 say
01:29:05.860 hey
01:29:06.120 motherfucker
01:29:06.720 remember
01:29:08.340 what you
01:29:08.740 did
01:29:09.000 on
01:29:09.220 Tuesday
01:29:09.780 but
01:29:11.960 it
01:29:12.080 doesn't
01:29:12.380 do
01:29:12.540 that
01:29:12.800 man
01:29:13.160 the
01:29:14.820 sun
01:29:15.020 just
01:29:15.220 rises
01:29:15.600 and
01:29:15.800 says
01:29:16.040 hey
01:29:16.260 man
01:29:16.520 I'm
01:29:16.720 I'm
01:29:17.560 here
01:29:17.700 for
01:29:17.900 you
01:29:18.220 you
01:29:21.240 know
01:29:21.460 and
01:29:22.080 I
01:29:22.220 don't
01:29:22.360 know
01:29:22.640 I
01:29:24.160 don't
01:29:24.300 remember
01:29:24.660 anything
01:29:25.180 you're
01:29:25.900 like
01:29:26.040 damn
01:29:26.240 do you
01:29:26.380 have
01:29:26.480 amnesia
01:29:27.640 sun
01:29:27.920 and
01:29:28.040 the
01:29:28.140 sun
01:29:28.280 is
01:29:28.400 like
01:29:28.580 I
01:29:29.140 don't
01:29:29.280 know
01:29:29.540 I
01:29:29.880 don't
01:29:30.000 know
01:29:30.120 if
01:29:30.240 I
01:29:30.360 do
01:29:30.580 I'm
01:29:31.740 just
01:29:31.880 going to
01:29:32.020 be
01:29:32.140 in
01:29:32.240 the
01:29:32.320 air
01:29:32.480 for
01:29:32.620 a
01:29:32.740 little
01:29:32.820 while
01:29:33.100 and
01:29:33.220 I'll
01:29:33.400 be
01:29:36.720 anyway
01:29:38.740 I'm
01:29:39.100 rambling
01:29:39.400 what
01:29:41.360 else
01:29:41.600 let's
01:29:41.760 get
01:29:41.880 another
01:29:42.080 caller
01:29:42.420 came
01:29:42.700 in
01:29:42.860 that
01:29:42.980 came
01:29:43.160 in
01:29:43.300 here
01:29:43.540 a
01:29:44.080 call
01:29:44.400 is
01:29:44.760 985-664-9503
01:29:47.340 hey
01:29:48.100 this is
01:29:49.280 Austin
01:29:49.740 from
01:29:50.360 Lynchburg
01:29:51.020 Virginia
01:29:51.580 what's
01:29:52.540 up
01:29:52.680 Austin
01:29:53.120 and
01:29:53.880 it's
01:29:54.060 a
01:29:54.200 real
01:29:54.400 sugary
01:29:54.920 gentleman
01:29:55.320 over
01:29:55.620 here
01:29:55.900 calling
01:29:56.240 there
01:29:56.420 from
01:29:56.600 Lynchburg
01:29:57.380 in
01:29:58.320 Lynchburg
01:29:59.160 Virginia
01:30:01.820 that's
01:30:02.140 where
01:30:02.240 they
01:30:02.380 make
01:30:02.600 that
01:30:02.820 Lynchburg
01:30:03.480 lemonade
01:30:04.800 I
01:30:05.400 think
01:30:05.760 onward
01:30:06.560 I
01:30:07.340 love
01:30:07.560 your
01:30:07.700 show
01:30:07.940 man
01:30:08.360 thank
01:30:09.160 you
01:30:09.280 for
01:30:09.400 doing
01:30:09.640 it
01:30:09.820 for
01:30:10.040 us
01:30:10.380 oh
01:30:11.060 you're
01:30:11.300 welcome
01:30:11.540 man
01:30:11.800 thank
01:30:12.040 you
01:30:12.120 for
01:30:12.240 calling
01:30:12.540 and
01:30:12.700 being
01:30:12.820 a
01:30:13.000 part
01:30:13.180 of
01:30:13.260 this
01:30:13.420 world
01:30:13.760 gang
01:30:14.220 so
01:30:16.020 here's
01:30:16.520 the
01:30:16.620 deal
01:30:16.840 I've
01:30:18.360 been
01:30:18.480 in
01:30:18.680 college
01:30:19.140 for
01:30:19.420 nine
01:30:19.800 years
01:30:20.180 man
01:30:20.500 oh
01:30:21.740 dang
01:30:22.480 bro
01:30:22.900 amen
01:30:24.360 boy
01:30:24.820 you
01:30:24.960 might
01:30:25.080 have
01:30:25.160 got
01:30:25.280 caught
01:30:25.480 up
01:30:25.620 on
01:30:25.720 a
01:30:25.820 little
01:30:25.940 bit
01:30:26.080 of
01:30:26.180 that
01:30:26.440 DUST
01:30:27.980 you
01:30:28.380 feel
01:30:28.660 me
01:30:28.840 son
01:30:29.080 and
01:30:29.200 I've
01:30:29.380 been
01:30:29.500 there
01:30:29.780 I
01:30:30.380 remember
01:30:30.600 I
01:30:30.760 bought
01:30:30.940 a
01:30:35.760 little
01:30:37.420 bit
01:30:37.560 of
01:30:37.700 dust
01:30:38.080 you
01:30:38.280 feel
01:30:38.460 me
01:30:38.560 a
01:30:38.660 little
01:30:38.740 bit
01:30:38.840 of
01:30:38.920 that
01:30:39.080 upper
01:30:39.380 and
01:30:40.960 the
01:30:42.220 man
01:30:42.520 said
01:30:42.720 he said
01:30:42.980 it was
01:30:43.120 a
01:30:43.240 performance
01:30:43.620 enhancing
01:30:44.040 drug
01:30:44.480 man
01:30:44.820 so
01:30:45.440 I
01:30:45.620 did
01:30:45.820 a
01:30:45.960 couple
01:30:46.140 of
01:30:46.320 straight
01:30:46.560 bumps
01:30:46.960 of
01:30:47.100 that
01:30:47.300 and
01:30:47.440 fucking
01:30:47.660 ran
01:30:47.940 about
01:30:48.140 eight
01:30:48.320 miles
01:30:48.680 over
01:30:48.860 there
01:30:49.120 near
01:30:50.180 the
01:30:50.360 railroad
01:30:50.720 tracks
01:30:51.180 over
01:30:51.360 there
01:30:51.520 near
01:30:51.740 in
01:30:53.960 Baton
01:30:55.180 Roach
01:30:55.460 Louisiana
01:30:56.000 over there
01:30:56.620 off Perkins
01:30:57.180 gang
01:30:57.480 shit
01:30:57.720 onward
01:30:58.040 three
01:30:59.400 different
01:30:59.760 schools
01:31:00.260 honestly
01:31:01.280 and I've
01:31:03.300 been through
01:31:03.580 some shit
01:31:04.120 trying to
01:31:04.580 graduate
01:31:05.000 yes
01:31:06.100 yes
01:31:06.560 yes
01:31:07.040 brother
01:31:07.300 but it
01:31:07.540 sounds like
01:31:07.780 you're
01:31:07.940 there
01:31:08.120 now
01:31:08.560 homeward
01:31:09.300 well
01:31:10.360 I'm
01:31:10.900 finally
01:31:11.200 graduating
01:31:11.860 this
01:31:12.220 May
01:31:12.560 it's
01:31:13.520 my
01:31:13.720 year
01:31:14.140 and
01:31:14.920 they
01:31:15.120 canceled
01:31:15.800 my
01:31:17.180 graduation
01:31:17.860 and I
01:31:19.920 had
01:31:20.400 invited
01:31:21.360 all my
01:31:21.840 friends
01:31:22.380 and
01:31:22.600 family
01:31:23.220 so
01:31:26.960 I guess
01:31:27.760 my question
01:31:28.200 is this
01:31:28.780 and
01:31:29.320 Mike Pompeo
01:31:30.720 was scheduled
01:31:31.220 to speak
01:31:31.660 but
01:31:32.060 since it's
01:31:33.300 canceled
01:31:33.740 can you
01:31:35.860 do
01:31:36.380 my
01:31:37.100 commencement
01:31:37.600 speech
01:31:38.220 I would
01:31:40.080 love
01:31:40.520 to
01:31:41.300 hear what
01:31:42.920 you have
01:31:43.220 to say
01:31:43.920 give me
01:31:44.740 some
01:31:44.960 guidance
01:31:45.580 so you
01:31:48.680 can help
01:31:49.000 me out
01:31:49.300 man
01:31:49.600 I'd
01:31:50.200 appreciate
01:31:50.560 it
01:31:50.900 gang
01:31:51.140 gang
01:31:51.460 all right
01:31:52.800 bro
01:31:53.020 let me
01:31:53.380 think
01:31:53.700 so
01:31:53.920 commencement
01:31:54.400 this is
01:31:54.880 the
01:31:55.140 final
01:31:55.620 ceremony
01:31:56.200 speech
01:31:56.800 I'll
01:31:57.100 try it
01:31:57.680 all right
01:31:59.760 everyone
01:32:00.160 good to be
01:32:01.480 here today
01:32:02.100 and it's a
01:32:03.400 beautiful day
01:32:03.880 for everybody
01:32:04.400 here
01:32:04.880 and I'm
01:32:05.440 glad that
01:32:05.960 everyone
01:32:06.260 here
01:32:06.780 showed up
01:32:08.060 even though
01:32:09.720 it took
01:32:10.000 some of you
01:32:10.420 guys
01:32:10.680 nine years
01:32:11.900 to graduate
01:32:12.580 that's
01:32:13.120 absolutely
01:32:13.860 unbelievable
01:32:15.240 but also
01:32:16.040 awesome
01:32:16.540 because
01:32:17.800 imagine being
01:32:18.720 in college
01:32:19.440 now imagine
01:32:20.060 staying in
01:32:20.740 college
01:32:21.040 for a lot
01:32:21.640 longer
01:32:21.940 than you
01:32:22.280 did
01:32:22.660 respect
01:32:24.120 look I'll
01:32:26.180 tell you
01:32:26.440 this bro
01:32:26.840 the world
01:32:27.380 is what
01:32:27.820 it is
01:32:28.300 man
01:32:28.620 that thing's
01:32:29.660 a shapeshifter
01:32:30.480 you know
01:32:31.340 it's a dog
01:32:32.580 it's a dolphin
01:32:33.260 it's a dart
01:32:33.900 board
01:32:34.240 and
01:32:36.220 and so
01:32:37.900 all you can
01:32:38.440 control is
01:32:39.000 you
01:32:39.280 and I know
01:32:40.940 you're gonna
01:32:41.160 get out there
01:32:41.880 and some
01:32:42.200 of you guys
01:32:42.660 are gonna
01:32:42.920 do drugs
01:32:43.800 some of you
01:32:44.280 guys are gonna
01:32:44.940 you know
01:32:46.080 be gainfully
01:32:46.900 employed
01:32:47.540 some of you
01:32:49.040 guys are gonna
01:32:49.560 probably
01:32:49.860 somebody in
01:32:50.400 here is gonna
01:32:50.720 statistically
01:32:51.680 speaking
01:32:52.200 somebody in
01:32:52.800 here is gonna
01:32:53.300 probably hit
01:32:54.600 somebody with
01:32:55.000 a vehicle
01:32:55.460 and leave
01:32:56.400 the scene
01:32:56.880 and get
01:32:57.760 away with
01:32:58.120 it
01:32:58.460 somebody in
01:32:59.620 here will
01:32:59.840 be a
01:33:00.120 murderer
01:33:00.420 but
01:33:02.740 no matter
01:33:04.360 what you
01:33:05.060 do
01:33:05.560 I think
01:33:08.600 that
01:33:11.220 I hope
01:33:13.920 you feel
01:33:14.360 some
01:33:14.680 I hope
01:33:15.060 you put
01:33:15.440 I hope
01:33:17.400 you find
01:33:17.840 time in
01:33:18.240 your life
01:33:18.660 for
01:33:19.080 other
01:33:20.120 people
01:33:20.500 and
01:33:23.140 I hope
01:33:23.520 that you
01:33:24.340 realize
01:33:26.220 that life
01:33:27.020 is
01:33:27.400 yeah
01:33:29.220 it's your
01:33:29.560 life
01:33:29.940 but
01:33:32.400 a lot
01:33:34.100 of people
01:33:34.420 care about
01:33:35.000 it
01:33:35.220 not just
01:33:36.120 you
01:33:36.420 and
01:33:38.640 so
01:33:41.040 with that
01:33:41.500 in your
01:33:41.740 mind
01:33:42.080 and in
01:33:42.320 your
01:33:42.440 heart
01:33:42.700 I hope
01:33:43.020 that you
01:33:43.380 can
01:33:43.740 you know
01:33:46.000 treat
01:33:46.560 your
01:33:46.760 life
01:33:47.000 as if
01:33:47.480 it's
01:33:48.720 something
01:33:48.960 nice
01:33:49.340 that
01:33:49.540 somebody
01:33:49.840 you
01:33:50.040 care
01:33:50.280 about
01:33:50.560 lets
01:33:50.780 you
01:33:50.920 borrow
01:33:51.300 because
01:33:58.860 in a
01:34:01.160 little bit
01:34:01.480 of a
01:34:01.680 way
01:34:01.860 that's
01:34:02.260 it's
01:34:03.000 kind
01:34:03.160 of
01:34:03.240 what
01:34:03.380 it
01:34:03.500 is
01:34:03.760 somewhat
01:34:04.120 you know
01:34:07.120 when people
01:34:07.560 care about
01:34:08.140 you
01:34:08.460 you have
01:34:09.940 some
01:34:10.140 responsibility
01:34:10.880 to
01:34:16.240 care
01:34:16.560 about
01:34:16.920 yourself
01:34:17.380 and
01:34:18.880 I
01:34:19.020 believe
01:34:19.320 in
01:34:19.440 you
01:34:19.560 guys
01:34:19.840 and
01:34:19.960 I
01:34:20.080 believe
01:34:20.300 you
01:34:20.440 guys
01:34:20.660 can
01:34:20.840 do
01:34:21.060 it
01:34:21.220 dude
01:34:21.520 go
01:34:22.360 acorns
01:34:22.900 or
01:34:23.040 whatever
01:34:23.220 the
01:34:23.380 school
01:34:23.560 spirit
01:34:23.960 is
01:34:24.240 man
01:34:24.540 gang
01:34:24.940 shit
01:34:25.260 bro
01:34:25.520 good
01:34:25.900 luck
01:34:26.120 out
01:34:26.300 there
01:34:26.460 dog
01:34:26.800 and
01:34:27.080 I
01:34:27.220 love
01:34:27.480 you
01:34:27.620 man
01:34:27.840 I'm
01:34:28.020 glad
01:34:28.240 you
01:34:28.400 finally
01:34:28.660 graduated
01:34:29.260 and
01:34:30.500 and
01:34:31.860 look
01:34:32.000 there's
01:34:32.220 always
01:34:32.460 opportunities
01:34:33.060 for a
01:34:33.480 party
01:34:33.740 down
01:34:33.960 the
01:34:34.120 line
01:34:34.400 you
01:34:34.600 can
01:34:34.720 always
01:34:34.920 do
01:34:35.080 that
01:34:35.280 later
01:34:35.620 what
01:34:39.160 else
01:34:39.620 I think
01:34:40.140 I think
01:34:40.700 we
01:34:40.940 you know
01:34:42.220 I think
01:34:42.460 we came
01:34:42.740 to a
01:34:43.000 good
01:34:43.180 end
01:34:43.460 here
01:34:43.740 I
01:34:44.160 think
01:34:44.320 we
01:34:44.440 could
01:34:44.560 finish
01:34:44.860 up
01:34:45.080 right
01:34:45.280 here
01:34:45.540 I
01:34:45.780 you
01:34:46.680 know
01:34:48.940 I'm
01:34:49.120 thinking
01:34:49.360 about
01:34:49.900 dude
01:34:51.600 one
01:34:51.840 thing
01:34:52.060 oh
01:34:52.320 I'll
01:34:52.560 tell
01:34:52.700 you
01:34:52.800 this
01:34:53.100 I
01:34:53.740 was
01:34:53.920 thinking
01:34:54.140 the
01:34:54.320 other
01:34:54.420 day
01:34:54.700 when
01:34:54.880 I
01:34:55.020 was
01:34:55.180 growing
01:34:55.500 up
01:34:55.840 dude
01:34:56.100 a
01:34:56.280 lot
01:34:56.520 of
01:34:56.740 times
01:35:00.240 at
01:35:00.480 school
01:35:00.920 we
01:35:01.900 had
01:35:02.080 this
01:35:02.260 kid
01:35:02.420 named
01:35:02.600 Small
01:35:03.080 Allen
01:35:03.420 that
01:35:03.640 went
01:35:03.860 to
01:35:03.960 our
01:35:04.100 school
01:35:04.380 and
01:35:04.800 he
01:35:04.940 was
01:35:05.140 small
01:35:05.660 man
01:35:06.060 he
01:35:06.300 was
01:35:06.620 I
01:35:08.960 mean
01:35:09.100 you
01:35:09.240 don't
01:35:09.480 imagine
01:35:11.280 somebody
01:35:11.920 now
01:35:13.660 just
01:35:13.840 imagine
01:35:14.280 him
01:35:14.420 being
01:35:14.580 just
01:35:14.840 real
01:35:15.300 small
01:35:15.800 and
01:35:17.440 that
01:35:17.620 was
01:35:17.780 him
01:35:18.040 bro
01:35:18.320 that
01:35:19.760 was
01:35:19.960 him
01:35:20.180 dude
01:35:20.380 you
01:35:20.560 didn't
01:35:21.880 I
01:35:22.340 mean
01:35:22.520 he
01:35:22.680 he
01:35:23.600 was
01:35:23.800 just
01:35:24.000 so
01:35:24.280 tiny
01:35:24.840 bro
01:35:25.160 so
01:35:26.020 tiny
01:35:26.500 his
01:35:26.680 little
01:35:26.860 elbows
01:35:27.340 were
01:35:27.540 tiny
01:35:27.980 sometimes
01:35:29.160 he
01:35:29.360 would
01:35:29.480 use
01:35:29.660 his
01:35:29.820 elbows
01:35:30.180 to
01:35:30.400 do
01:35:30.600 a
01:35:30.760 to
01:35:32.200 knead
01:35:32.540 a
01:35:32.700 bread
01:35:33.040 or
01:35:33.200 something
01:35:33.460 he
01:35:33.720 would
01:35:33.820 have
01:35:33.940 to
01:35:34.040 do
01:35:34.220 that
01:35:34.420 to
01:35:34.620 knead
01:35:34.840 a
01:35:35.020 dough
01:35:35.240 if
01:35:36.520 you
01:35:36.640 wanted
01:35:36.820 to
01:35:37.000 knead
01:35:37.280 a
01:35:37.480 dough
01:35:37.640 he
01:35:37.820 had to
01:35:38.300 use
01:35:38.480 his
01:35:38.640 elbows
01:35:38.920 to get
01:35:39.200 enough
01:35:39.420 pressure
01:35:39.820 on it
01:35:40.780 some of them
01:35:41.580 even a foot
01:35:42.200 as well
01:35:42.480 he was so tiny
01:35:43.300 bro
01:35:43.600 tiny
01:35:44.300 tiny
01:35:44.700 and he
01:35:46.500 had a
01:35:46.820 he was a
01:35:48.480 little
01:35:48.700 nasty
01:35:50.200 bro
01:35:50.520 he came from
01:35:51.460 his daddy
01:35:51.840 was nasty
01:35:52.560 and so
01:35:53.100 he was also
01:35:54.400 nasty
01:35:54.880 he was like
01:35:55.300 nasty
01:35:55.700 junior
01:35:56.160 in his
01:35:56.640 DNA
01:35:57.520 and he
01:35:59.300 would do
01:35:59.540 this thing
01:35:59.920 at school
01:36:00.360 he would
01:36:00.740 go in the
01:36:01.120 bathroom
01:36:01.540 and
01:36:02.120 turn
01:36:02.900 the
01:36:03.140 toilets
01:36:03.760 they had
01:36:07.020 some nice
01:36:07.560 old school
01:36:08.580 toilets
01:36:09.120 in there
01:36:09.580 not even
01:36:10.460 ceramic
01:36:10.920 I think
01:36:11.300 concrete
01:36:11.760 or even
01:36:12.300 pewter
01:36:12.960 nice
01:36:13.340 something
01:36:13.600 quality
01:36:14.240 and he
01:36:15.580 would
01:36:15.740 turn the
01:36:16.500 toilets
01:36:16.800 the plumbing
01:36:17.280 off on
01:36:17.740 them
01:36:17.900 and if
01:36:19.980 kids
01:36:20.360 had gone
01:36:20.780 in the
01:36:21.100 restroom
01:36:21.420 and done
01:36:21.760 number
01:36:22.020 two
01:36:22.420 and this
01:36:23.140 is a
01:36:23.320 little
01:36:23.460 vulgar
01:36:23.880 and I'm
01:36:24.120 sorry
01:36:24.300 to tell
01:36:24.640 it
01:36:24.760 but
01:36:25.020 if
01:36:26.040 they
01:36:26.160 done
01:36:26.400 a
01:36:26.520 number
01:36:26.700 two
01:36:27.040 you
01:36:27.220 know
01:36:27.360 a
01:36:27.520 duty
01:36:27.840 bro
01:36:28.160 a
01:36:28.760 body
01:36:29.120 duty
01:36:29.520 he
01:36:32.100 would
01:36:32.540 then
01:36:33.360 go in
01:36:33.880 the
01:36:34.020 toilets
01:36:34.280 wouldn't
01:36:34.520 flush
01:36:34.860 he
01:36:35.200 had
01:36:35.740 this
01:36:35.960 big
01:36:36.300 he
01:36:37.500 had
01:36:37.640 like
01:36:37.760 this
01:36:37.960 kind
01:36:38.160 of
01:36:38.580 I
01:36:39.500 don't
01:36:39.600 want
01:36:39.700 to
01:36:39.780 say
01:36:39.920 fetish
01:36:40.380 because
01:36:40.620 we
01:36:40.800 were
01:36:40.920 children
01:36:41.460 but
01:36:43.100 he
01:36:43.220 had
01:36:43.400 this
01:36:43.620 kind
01:36:43.860 of
01:36:44.080 dirty
01:36:44.800 desire
01:36:45.540 to
01:36:47.780 he
01:36:47.940 would
01:36:48.100 go
01:36:48.280 duty
01:36:48.660 on
01:36:48.860 top
01:36:49.160 of
01:36:49.320 it
01:36:49.520 you
01:36:51.160 know
01:36:51.240 what
01:36:51.340 I'm
01:36:51.440 saying
01:36:51.700 like
01:36:54.000 he
01:36:54.680 like
01:36:56.240 he
01:36:56.380 was
01:36:56.480 the
01:36:56.580 kind
01:36:56.680 of
01:36:56.740 person
01:36:56.860 you
01:36:57.040 ever
01:36:57.340 walk
01:36:57.600 into
01:36:57.720 a
01:36:57.860 bathroom
01:36:58.120 stall
01:36:58.480 and
01:36:58.640 if
01:36:58.760 somebody
01:36:59.000 has
01:36:59.120 already
01:36:59.340 done
01:36:59.520 a
01:36:59.860 number
01:37:00.140 two
01:37:00.420 in
01:37:00.580 there
01:37:00.800 somebody
01:37:01.360 did
01:37:01.540 a
01:37:01.680 strong
01:37:02.040 number
01:37:02.280 two
01:37:02.520 or
01:37:02.640 even
01:37:02.800 a
01:37:02.980 weak
01:37:03.200 number
01:37:03.420 two
01:37:03.740 and
01:37:04.640 I'm
01:37:04.780 like
01:37:04.960 oh
01:37:05.240 man
01:37:05.480 I'll
01:37:05.640 go
01:37:05.720 to
01:37:05.820 a
01:37:05.940 different
01:37:06.140 one
01:37:06.400 I
01:37:07.100 don't
01:37:07.220 even
01:37:07.380 flush
01:37:07.780 it
01:37:07.920 some
01:37:08.100 people
01:37:08.280 use
01:37:08.520 their
01:37:08.680 foot
01:37:08.920 to
01:37:09.100 flush
01:37:09.440 it
01:37:09.580 that's
01:37:09.800 insane
01:37:10.220 I'm
01:37:12.720 not
01:37:12.880 flushing
01:37:13.280 your
01:37:13.720 duty
01:37:14.040 with
01:37:14.220 my
01:37:14.420 foot
01:37:14.780 bro
01:37:14.960 like
01:37:15.120 it's
01:37:15.280 ancient
01:37:15.580 Rome
01:37:15.920 or
01:37:16.080 something
01:37:16.360 but
01:37:18.100 what
01:37:18.320 he
01:37:18.540 would
01:37:18.740 do
01:37:19.060 what
01:37:19.420 small
01:37:19.800 would
01:37:20.020 do
01:37:20.140 is
01:37:20.260 he
01:37:20.360 would
01:37:20.520 go
01:37:20.680 get in
01:37:21.100 the
01:37:21.240 stall
01:37:21.580 and
01:37:21.920 then
01:37:22.220 duty
01:37:23.000 on top
01:37:23.900 of
01:37:24.080 someone
01:37:24.360 else's
01:37:24.720 duty
01:37:25.060 that's
01:37:26.600 like
01:37:28.620 I don't
01:37:28.840 know
01:37:29.020 how
01:37:29.300 that
01:37:29.780 like
01:37:31.960 I don't
01:37:32.160 know
01:37:32.360 what
01:37:32.700 the
01:37:32.900 psyche
01:37:33.240 behind
01:37:33.580 that
01:37:33.780 is
01:37:34.160 but
01:37:35.320 just
01:37:35.600 the
01:37:35.840 level
01:37:36.200 of
01:37:36.520 and
01:37:38.460 I
01:37:38.600 remember
01:37:38.820 even
01:37:39.020 when I
01:37:39.200 come
01:37:39.380 out
01:37:39.520 of
01:37:39.580 the
01:37:39.720 restroom
01:37:40.100 he'd
01:37:40.360 ask
01:37:40.560 me
01:37:40.660 if
01:37:40.760 I
01:37:40.920 flushed
01:37:41.640 you
01:37:41.800 know
01:37:41.980 I'd
01:37:42.100 be
01:37:42.160 like
01:37:42.300 dang
01:37:42.680 dude
01:37:42.900 what
01:37:43.180 get
01:37:43.380 leave
01:37:43.620 me
01:37:43.740 alone
01:37:44.200 you
01:37:45.200 sick
01:37:45.520 little
01:37:45.740 bastard
01:37:46.220 bro
01:37:46.540 and
01:37:47.680 then
01:37:47.780 he'd
01:37:47.980 fucking
01:37:48.160 run
01:37:48.440 up
01:37:48.560 your
01:37:48.700 leg
01:37:48.980 or
01:37:49.120 something
01:37:49.400 you
01:37:49.560 know
01:37:49.640 he
01:37:49.740 was
01:37:49.840 small
01:37:50.300 I mean
01:37:50.460 this
01:37:50.600 guy
01:37:50.840 was
01:37:51.100 he
01:37:52.020 wouldn't
01:37:52.180 run
01:37:52.420 up
01:37:52.540 your
01:37:52.660 leg
01:37:52.880 but
01:37:53.000 he
01:37:53.120 could
01:37:53.320 have
01:37:53.420 if
01:37:53.540 he
01:37:53.660 got
01:37:54.640 a
01:37:54.800 good
01:37:55.060 you
01:37:55.360 know
01:37:55.440 maybe
01:37:55.700 a
01:37:55.880 40
01:37:56.100 foot
01:37:56.340 start
01:37:56.780 and
01:37:58.300 if
01:37:58.440 you
01:37:58.540 kind
01:37:58.740 of
01:37:58.840 put
01:37:59.020 like
01:37:59.200 a
01:37:59.420 if
01:38:01.260 you
01:38:01.440 you
01:38:02.140 know
01:38:02.240 put
01:38:02.380 a
01:38:02.520 wedge
01:38:02.840 or
01:38:02.980 something
01:38:03.180 at
01:38:03.300 the
01:38:03.420 edge
01:38:03.620 of
01:38:03.760 your
01:38:03.940 at
01:38:05.140 the
01:38:05.280 intersection
01:38:05.720 of
01:38:05.940 the
01:38:14.200 yeah
01:38:14.400 that's
01:38:14.760 crazy
01:38:15.140 dude
01:38:15.540 just
01:38:16.340 to
01:38:16.540 think
01:38:17.180 that
01:38:17.520 and
01:38:17.680 just
01:38:18.000 but
01:38:18.980 I'm
01:38:19.080 saying
01:38:19.280 we're
01:38:19.440 all
01:38:19.640 different
01:38:19.920 people
01:38:20.300 man
01:38:20.640 you
01:38:20.820 know
01:38:21.040 some
01:38:21.840 people
01:38:22.180 just
01:38:22.480 go
01:38:22.700 urinate
01:38:23.140 in the
01:38:23.400 bathroom
01:38:23.820 and
01:38:24.020 do
01:38:24.180 that
01:38:24.480 and
01:38:25.240 some
01:38:25.480 people
01:38:25.700 go
01:38:25.880 in
01:38:26.000 the
01:38:26.100 bathroom
01:38:26.660 and
01:38:28.180 they
01:38:28.340 see
01:38:28.860 that
01:38:29.460 someone
01:38:29.820 else
01:38:30.080 is
01:38:30.240 already
01:38:30.740 number
01:38:31.840 two
01:38:32.200 to
01:38:32.380 toilet
01:38:32.780 and
01:38:34.860 they
01:38:35.040 go
01:38:35.340 and
01:38:35.560 make
01:38:37.920 it
01:38:38.020 a
01:38:38.180 four
01:38:38.480 bro
01:38:38.780 and
01:38:40.380 that's
01:38:41.020 that's
01:38:43.980 the
01:38:44.120 dark
01:38:44.420 arts
01:38:44.720 brother
01:38:45.040 if
01:38:47.120 you
01:38:47.260 wonder
01:38:47.500 what
01:38:47.680 the
01:38:47.820 dark
01:38:48.080 arts
01:38:48.360 are
01:38:48.660 then
01:38:49.940 stop
01:38:50.240 wondering
01:38:50.640 if
01:38:52.680 you
01:38:53.000 have
01:38:53.100 a
01:38:53.200 piece
01:38:53.320 of
01:38:53.440 paper
01:38:53.700 and
01:38:53.880 somebody
01:38:54.080 gave
01:38:54.280 you
01:38:54.360 a
01:38:54.500 test
01:38:54.720 and
01:38:54.800 says
01:38:54.960 what
01:38:55.220 are
01:38:55.340 the
01:38:55.500 dark
01:38:55.760 arts
01:38:56.220 that's
01:38:58.660 that's
01:38:59.160 it
01:38:59.360 man
01:38:59.640 that's
01:39:01.400 it
01:39:01.660 uh
01:39:04.080 let's
01:39:05.200 take this
01:39:05.520 call
01:39:05.720 we'll do
01:39:05.960 one more
01:39:06.360 man
01:39:06.740 gang
01:39:07.440 gang
01:39:08.260 gang
01:39:12.460 baby
01:39:12.960 you
01:39:14.020 heard
01:39:14.300 that
01:39:14.520 it's
01:39:14.700 tough
01:39:14.960 times
01:39:15.360 right
01:39:15.620 now
01:39:15.960 it's
01:39:17.380 tough
01:39:17.620 times
01:39:18.000 right
01:39:18.160 now
01:39:18.300 people
01:39:18.520 losing
01:39:18.940 their
01:39:19.160 job
01:39:19.540 and
01:39:19.720 getting
01:39:20.200 furloughed
01:39:21.320 and
01:39:21.500 unloaded
01:39:22.540 and
01:39:23.760 we
01:39:23.880 got
01:39:24.040 a
01:39:24.200 man
01:39:24.460 right
01:39:24.720 here
01:39:25.020 a
01:39:26.120 caller
01:39:26.420 saying
01:39:26.740 he
01:39:26.860 got
01:39:26.980 an
01:39:27.120 opportunity
01:39:27.620 brother
01:39:27.960 gang
01:39:28.340 man
01:39:28.680 um
01:39:29.660 it's
01:39:30.600 like
01:39:30.900 a town
01:39:31.480 that was
01:39:31.840 50 miles
01:39:32.460 over
01:39:32.900 and I'm
01:39:33.520 not
01:39:33.680 driving
01:39:34.040 lately
01:39:34.360 so I
01:39:34.760 biked
01:39:35.040 about
01:39:35.320 60
01:39:35.960 miles
01:39:36.420 okay
01:39:37.280 that 60
01:39:38.300 mile
01:39:38.600 biker
01:39:39.040 dude
01:39:39.260 you
01:39:39.420 showing
01:39:39.780 up
01:39:40.140 gang
01:39:40.460 shit
01:39:40.840 baby
01:39:41.240 just
01:39:42.800 for the
01:39:43.120 sign
01:39:43.420 holding
01:39:43.680 job
01:39:44.140 and he
01:39:44.960 hired
01:39:45.240 me
01:39:45.520 he said
01:39:45.780 he wants
01:39:46.060 me to
01:39:46.320 come help
01:39:46.720 in the
01:39:47.080 tire shop
01:39:48.120 too
01:39:48.420 so
01:39:48.820 it's
01:39:49.720 turning
01:39:50.020 into
01:39:50.260 like a
01:39:50.540 job
01:39:50.800 job
01:39:51.180 I know
01:39:51.960 a lot
01:39:52.140 of people
01:39:52.400 are struggling
01:39:52.860 right now
01:39:53.480 and
01:39:54.060 I just
01:39:55.720 wanted to
01:39:56.220 tell someone
01:39:56.960 the good
01:39:58.100 news
01:39:58.480 and
01:39:59.120 I'm
01:40:00.000 dehydrated
01:40:00.600 as hell
01:40:01.000 I'm in the
01:40:01.340 south
01:40:01.700 and bike
01:40:02.460 far
01:40:02.820 but
01:40:04.100 it's a
01:40:04.800 pretty decent
01:40:05.700 neighborhood
01:40:06.100 and
01:40:06.520 we'll see
01:40:07.360 what happens
01:40:07.860 it's not
01:40:08.240 really my
01:40:08.780 experience
01:40:10.240 in the
01:40:10.580 tire shop
01:40:11.100 I'm more
01:40:11.500 into doing
01:40:12.300 like
01:40:12.600 construction
01:40:13.420 and skilled
01:40:14.120 trades
01:40:15.000 and stuff
01:40:15.460 but
01:40:15.760 oh yeah
01:40:16.560 wall skills
01:40:17.360 and everything
01:40:17.940 piping
01:40:18.580 onward
01:40:19.280 hey
01:40:20.020 I'll take
01:40:20.360 what I can
01:40:20.720 get right
01:40:21.080 now
01:40:21.340 and
01:40:21.540 so
01:40:22.580 I hope
01:40:23.080 you're
01:40:23.240 doing
01:40:23.540 good
01:40:24.260 alright
01:40:25.540 oh man
01:40:27.160 that's
01:40:27.500 awesome
01:40:27.960 that's
01:40:29.780 awesome
01:40:30.060 man
01:40:30.340 and I'm
01:40:30.560 going to
01:40:30.660 be happy
01:40:31.020 for your
01:40:31.320 opportunity
01:40:31.780 that's
01:40:32.120 what I'm
01:40:32.380 going to
01:40:32.560 do
01:40:32.820 you know
01:40:34.600 thank you
01:40:35.640 for sharing
01:40:36.040 that with
01:40:36.400 us
01:40:36.580 man
01:40:36.800 and I
01:40:37.040 wish you
01:40:37.300 the best
01:40:37.600 of luck
01:40:37.880 with that
01:40:38.140 new job
01:40:38.680 you get
01:40:39.020 in there
01:40:39.360 dog
01:40:39.700 and you
01:40:40.780 be the
01:40:41.040 best
01:40:41.280 sign
01:40:41.700 tire
01:40:42.160 guy
01:40:42.480 you do
01:40:42.840 whatever
01:40:43.220 you do
01:40:44.620 whatever
01:40:44.860 you got
01:40:45.240 to do
01:40:45.580 man
01:40:45.980 you know
01:40:49.820 we all
01:40:50.080 we have
01:40:50.400 a lot
01:40:50.840 of blessings
01:40:51.180 I know
01:40:51.420 a lot
01:40:51.620 of people
01:40:51.840 out there
01:40:52.080 are
01:40:52.220 struggling
01:40:52.540 and I
01:40:53.980 know
01:40:54.120 a lot
01:40:54.340 of people
01:40:54.580 are worried
01:40:54.940 about
01:40:55.160 where
01:40:55.380 their
01:40:55.560 next
01:40:55.860 work
01:40:56.220 is
01:40:56.380 going
01:40:56.480 to
01:40:56.560 come
01:40:56.760 from
01:40:56.980 and
01:40:57.080 their
01:40:57.180 next
01:40:57.420 check
01:40:57.880 and
01:40:58.120 and
01:41:03.460 and
01:41:06.600 I
01:41:06.720 know
01:41:06.940 that
01:41:07.140 you know
01:41:07.680 at times
01:41:08.220 when we
01:41:08.580 are
01:41:08.940 poor
01:41:10.000 in
01:41:10.720 our
01:41:13.200 fiscal
01:41:15.820 outlook
01:41:16.700 that it's
01:41:19.200 really hard
01:41:19.920 not to
01:41:20.340 let that
01:41:21.060 affect
01:41:22.160 how we
01:41:23.240 look at
01:41:23.700 ourselves
01:41:24.380 or the
01:41:25.100 energy
01:41:25.660 or the
01:41:27.100 love
01:41:27.580 or the
01:41:27.820 compassion
01:41:28.400 and stuff
01:41:28.780 that we
01:41:29.120 you know
01:41:29.680 how rich
01:41:30.500 we are
01:41:30.880 inside of
01:41:31.380 ourselves
01:41:31.780 you know
01:41:32.980 but
01:41:36.460 you know
01:41:38.820 I just
01:41:39.280 you know
01:41:43.680 I just
01:41:44.280 you know
01:41:44.820 I hope
01:41:45.120 that everyone
01:41:45.560 just does
01:41:46.060 what they
01:41:46.420 can
01:41:46.880 to keep
01:41:47.900 the
01:41:48.500 keep the
01:41:50.480 wealth
01:41:50.840 up in
01:41:52.860 their
01:41:53.060 attitude
01:41:53.480 and in
01:41:54.400 their
01:41:54.920 compassion
01:41:56.460 and in
01:41:57.020 their
01:41:57.180 grace
01:41:57.540 for
01:41:57.740 others
01:41:58.160 you know
01:42:03.080 because
01:42:03.300 that's
01:42:03.620 something
01:42:03.800 that we
01:42:04.100 can
01:42:04.340 control
01:42:04.920 and I
01:42:06.640 know
01:42:06.760 it's
01:42:06.940 hard
01:42:07.200 and I'm
01:42:07.460 not saying
01:42:07.960 that I
01:42:09.020 know
01:42:09.220 anybody's
01:42:09.740 plight
01:42:10.080 or I
01:42:10.420 know
01:42:10.640 what
01:42:11.180 people's
01:42:11.660 struggles
01:42:11.940 are like
01:42:12.500 but I
01:42:17.580 do
01:42:17.900 know
01:42:18.500 that
01:42:20.720 on
01:42:23.660 days
01:42:23.960 when I've
01:42:24.300 had money
01:42:24.820 in my
01:42:25.140 bank
01:42:25.500 and days
01:42:25.860 when I've
01:42:26.160 had none
01:42:26.740 that I'd
01:42:31.620 trade both
01:42:32.160 of those
01:42:32.760 away
01:42:33.600 to be
01:42:38.700 to have
01:42:40.300 had a
01:42:40.540 full spirit
01:42:41.260 you know
01:42:42.880 and really
01:42:43.260 to just
01:42:43.660 have had
01:42:44.180 you know
01:42:44.640 to
01:42:44.940 man
01:42:46.220 when you
01:42:46.480 when your
01:42:46.860 heart is
01:42:47.240 full and
01:42:47.820 you're
01:42:48.100 recognizing
01:42:48.600 the things
01:42:49.040 around you
01:42:49.500 that are
01:42:49.920 that are
01:42:50.580 keeping you
01:42:51.160 up
01:42:51.520 man
01:42:54.940 there's
01:42:55.320 don't
01:42:56.480 matter
01:42:56.840 I'm not
01:42:57.880 looking at
01:42:58.200 my bank
01:42:58.560 statement
01:42:58.920 then
01:42:59.300 you know
01:43:01.260 so I
01:43:04.900 don't know
01:43:05.200 what I'm
01:43:05.400 saying
01:43:05.600 I'll just
01:43:05.880 I'll just
01:43:06.180 hope everybody
01:43:06.620 finds as
01:43:07.160 much gratitude
01:43:07.700 as they
01:43:08.040 can right
01:43:08.460 now
01:43:08.680 and even
01:43:09.460 if the
01:43:09.780 society
01:43:12.680 that we
01:43:13.200 live in
01:43:13.720 and our
01:43:15.160 financial levels
01:43:16.060 aren't exactly
01:43:16.620 what we want
01:43:17.140 and we don't
01:43:17.540 know what
01:43:17.920 our outlook
01:43:18.420 is
01:43:18.820 we don't
01:43:19.820 know
01:43:20.280 that
01:43:21.740 that we
01:43:22.680 keep the
01:43:23.060 levels that
01:43:23.440 we can
01:43:23.740 control
01:43:24.260 as high
01:43:25.060 as we
01:43:25.340 can
01:43:25.660 you know
01:43:27.040 and I
01:43:27.260 think we
01:43:27.500 do that
01:43:27.860 by thinking
01:43:29.000 of others
01:43:29.480 by caring
01:43:29.960 about others
01:43:30.460 and by
01:43:30.740 trying to
01:43:31.040 stay
01:43:31.240 in some
01:43:32.700 gratitude
01:43:33.100 and I'm
01:43:34.380 not telling
01:43:34.740 anybody what
01:43:35.180 to do
01:43:35.560 I'm telling
01:43:36.060 myself what
01:43:36.560 to do
01:43:36.780 as well
01:43:37.220 you know
01:43:39.620 I want to
01:43:39.860 be a good
01:43:40.160 leader
01:43:40.460 I want to
01:43:40.740 be a good
01:43:41.020 leader for
01:43:41.360 myself
01:43:41.800 and I
01:43:45.160 think I
01:43:45.460 can and I
01:43:45.920 think there's
01:43:46.220 a lot of
01:43:46.580 bright I
01:43:46.940 think there's
01:43:47.200 a lot of
01:43:47.500 bright stuff
01:43:47.860 on the
01:43:48.100 horizon
01:43:48.500 and I
01:43:50.000 you know
01:43:50.380 and I
01:43:53.620 love you
01:43:54.100 you know
01:43:54.540 whoever you
01:43:55.040 are
01:43:55.360 and a lot
01:43:56.960 of people
01:43:57.240 do
01:43:57.560 and a lot
01:43:58.720 of people
01:43:59.020 have
01:43:59.460 and you
01:44:01.480 whatever
01:44:02.000 if you're
01:44:02.660 struggling
01:44:02.920 with something
01:44:03.360 man you'll
01:44:03.920 get through
01:44:04.280 it
01:44:04.580 you know
01:44:07.420 thank you
01:44:09.400 there's a lot
01:44:09.760 of amazing
01:44:10.560 people calling
01:44:11.180 on this show
01:44:11.800 and making
01:44:12.120 this show
01:44:12.520 awesome
01:44:12.980 and people
01:44:13.320 calling from
01:44:13.760 around the
01:44:14.160 world
01:44:14.580 thank you
01:44:15.980 you know
01:44:17.780 I'm so
01:44:18.300 you know
01:44:23.840 I'm so
01:44:24.180 fortunate
01:44:24.640 to be able
01:44:25.800 to be part
01:44:26.260 of a nice
01:44:27.020 group like
01:44:27.600 this
01:44:28.040 you know
01:44:29.520 when I
01:44:29.760 think about
01:44:30.120 even just
01:44:30.440 all the
01:44:30.680 places I
01:44:31.160 went the
01:44:31.540 different
01:44:31.780 cities and
01:44:32.520 just around
01:44:34.100 the freaking
01:44:34.620 world man
01:44:35.380 people came
01:44:36.000 out and
01:44:36.700 and just
01:44:39.660 showed me
01:44:40.000 love man
01:44:40.880 the shit
01:44:41.660 was
01:44:42.040 you know
01:44:48.600 and I got
01:44:48.900 so rattled
01:44:49.560 over the
01:44:49.860 past year
01:44:50.380 it's been
01:44:50.640 hard
01:44:50.860 it's just
01:44:51.140 been so
01:44:51.520 hard for
01:44:51.820 me to
01:44:52.020 connect
01:44:52.260 with myself
01:44:52.820 or to
01:44:53.160 just even
01:44:53.540 know what
01:44:53.900 was going
01:44:54.260 on
01:44:54.680 but
01:44:58.980 you know
01:45:01.080 I'm happy
01:45:01.500 today to
01:45:02.360 I'm just
01:45:06.720 happy to be
01:45:07.140 here and
01:45:07.340 have memories
01:45:07.860 of people
01:45:09.440 that care
01:45:09.800 about me
01:45:10.280 and a lot
01:45:11.360 of those
01:45:11.540 people are
01:45:11.820 a lot
01:45:12.000 of people
01:45:12.240 that listen
01:45:12.620 to this
01:45:13.040 and some
01:45:14.220 in really
01:45:14.660 close ways
01:45:15.260 in my
01:45:15.520 life
01:45:15.840 and others
01:45:16.260 in not
01:45:19.440 as close
01:45:19.840 ways but
01:45:20.300 still very
01:45:21.220 important
01:45:21.700 and yeah
01:45:25.620 let's see
01:45:25.980 what we can
01:45:26.420 do huh
01:45:26.940 and let's
01:45:27.640 see what
01:45:27.860 we can
01:45:28.100 do
01:45:28.240 together
01:45:28.700 amen
01:45:32.540 bro
01:45:33.060 gang
01:45:33.440 shit
01:45:33.840 sorry
01:45:35.640 about the
01:45:35.980 profanity
01:45:36.620 sometimes it
01:45:37.200 happens you
01:45:37.800 know it's
01:45:38.120 that kind
01:45:38.500 of night
01:45:38.900 and you
01:45:39.500 know what
01:45:39.720 I'll be
01:45:39.960 honest with
01:45:40.400 you bro
01:45:40.680 I'm about
01:45:40.920 to go
01:45:41.140 get me
01:45:41.500 a dang
01:45:41.900 cheeseburger
01:45:42.640 dog
01:45:43.060 from McDaniels
01:45:44.540 dog
01:45:44.760 I'm about
01:45:45.000 to get
01:45:45.320 oh
01:45:46.120 here's
01:45:46.660 what you
01:45:47.000 don't know
01:45:47.360 about
01:45:47.620 McDaniels
01:45:48.400 is if
01:45:48.780 you go
01:45:49.100 in there
01:45:49.580 tell them
01:45:50.140 you want
01:45:50.620 a double
01:45:51.580 hamburger
01:45:52.240 and they
01:45:53.820 have it
01:45:54.240 behind
01:45:54.640 the counter
01:45:55.520 they have
01:45:56.580 them
01:45:56.780 they don't
01:45:57.720 have them
01:45:57.940 on the
01:45:58.180 sign
01:45:58.460 you won't
01:45:58.780 see a
01:45:59.080 picture
01:45:59.320 of them
01:45:59.760 maybe
01:46:00.280 you'll
01:46:00.460 see
01:46:00.620 somebody
01:46:00.980 secretly
01:46:01.460 did a
01:46:01.820 drawing
01:46:02.200 or something
01:46:02.600 that's
01:46:02.800 the best
01:46:03.140 you could
01:46:03.420 get
01:46:03.760 but you
01:46:04.820 order that
01:46:05.260 double HB
01:46:06.160 from your
01:46:08.020 boy
01:46:08.240 freaking
01:46:08.640 Ronnie
01:46:09.060 McDent
01:46:09.900 and they
01:46:11.420 gonna
01:46:11.620 serve that
01:46:13.140 sucker
01:46:13.500 to you
01:46:13.940 son
01:46:14.240 so that's
01:46:15.660 a little
01:46:15.920 treat
01:46:16.260 for you
01:46:17.320 I hope
01:46:18.720 whatever you're
01:46:19.100 doing that
01:46:19.480 you're finding
01:46:19.880 the energy
01:46:20.260 to make
01:46:20.600 it as
01:46:20.840 fun as
01:46:21.200 possible
01:46:21.560 for you
01:46:22.040 and for
01:46:22.420 the loved
01:46:22.780 ones
01:46:22.920 around
01:46:23.220 you
01:46:23.760 you know
01:46:27.440 I don't
01:46:30.380 know
01:46:30.560 I guess
01:46:30.900 I just
01:46:31.220 know a lot
01:46:31.540 of people
01:46:31.740 are struggling
01:46:32.080 I know
01:46:32.340 a lot
01:46:32.560 of people
01:46:32.820 are worried
01:46:33.260 and a lot
01:46:33.960 of people
01:46:34.420 and
01:46:35.760 and
01:46:42.020 yeah
01:46:46.040 I don't
01:46:46.880 know
01:46:47.100 I guess
01:46:48.080 I just
01:46:48.360 wish there
01:46:48.620 was more
01:46:48.960 that I
01:46:49.140 could do
01:46:49.340 to help
01:46:49.720 and I
01:46:50.640 know a lot
01:46:51.020 of people
01:46:51.220 feel that
01:46:51.580 way
01:46:51.880 so just
01:46:54.860 know
01:46:55.120 whoever you
01:46:55.540 are that
01:46:55.900 people care
01:46:56.400 about you
01:46:56.920 just know
01:46:58.820 that
01:46:59.120 and that
01:47:00.360 they always
01:47:00.780 have to
01:47:01.240 I bet
01:47:01.640 or I
01:47:04.300 hope
01:47:04.580 you guys
01:47:06.620 be good
01:47:06.960 to yourselves
01:47:07.260 we're gonna
01:47:07.540 leave out
01:47:07.920 today on
01:47:08.340 this is a
01:47:08.780 song by
01:47:09.240 this man
01:47:09.720 Evan
01:47:10.120 Bartels
01:47:10.820 and you
01:47:12.100 know
01:47:12.360 he
01:47:13.220 he made
01:47:16.100 a song
01:47:16.520 years ago
01:47:17.940 the devil
01:47:19.640 God
01:47:20.020 and me
01:47:20.500 which I
01:47:21.340 love so
01:47:21.980 much
01:47:22.360 man
01:47:22.700 and he
01:47:24.400 I believe
01:47:24.720 he's out
01:47:24.960 in Nebraska
01:47:25.500 he lives
01:47:25.840 in Nashville
01:47:26.380 now
01:47:26.840 and
01:47:27.060 man
01:47:29.160 his album
01:47:29.720 he has
01:47:30.340 this EP
01:47:30.760 promised
01:47:31.360 land
01:47:32.040 that if
01:47:33.620 you want
01:47:33.840 to support
01:47:34.260 something
01:47:34.600 that
01:47:34.760 something
01:47:35.040 to go
01:47:35.300 support
01:47:35.780 and we'll
01:47:36.120 put the
01:47:36.420 link right
01:47:36.820 below
01:47:37.120 you can go
01:47:37.520 buy it
01:47:37.960 it's five
01:47:39.300 songs
01:47:39.760 and this
01:47:40.080 is one
01:47:40.480 that I
01:47:40.780 just
01:47:40.940 absolutely
01:47:41.560 love
01:47:42.200 it is
01:47:45.900 called
01:47:46.780 a thousand
01:47:50.200 times
01:47:50.880 you guys
01:47:52.940 be good
01:47:53.280 to yourselves
01:47:53.800 man
01:47:54.160 and I'm
01:47:56.380 gonna try
01:47:56.620 to do the
01:47:57.000 same
01:47:57.240 and we
01:47:57.520 deserve
01:47:57.900 it
01:47:58.340 gang
01:47:58.680 I'm gonna
01:48:11.360 sit here
01:48:11.660 and listen
01:48:11.960 to this
01:48:12.240 one with
01:48:12.580 you
01:48:13.240 oh yeah
01:48:17.400 promised
01:48:18.260 land
01:48:18.960 by Evan
01:48:20.080 Bartels
01:48:20.860 a thousand
01:48:21.820 times
01:48:22.360 it's
01:48:22.620 called
01:48:22.920 I could
01:48:25.580 see the
01:48:26.500 rain coming
01:48:27.780 from a
01:48:29.020 hundred miles
01:48:30.420 away
01:48:31.100 baptizing
01:48:32.780 empty
01:48:33.640 skylines
01:48:34.820 with the
01:48:35.580 hope
01:48:36.060 for better
01:48:36.760 days
01:48:37.520 and I tell
01:48:39.060 myself
01:48:40.020 that this
01:48:40.780 will all
01:48:41.520 be fine
01:48:42.600 then I
01:48:48.540 watch you
01:48:49.300 from a
01:48:50.240 window
01:48:50.780 I built
01:48:52.220 inside
01:48:53.040 my mind
01:48:54.160 I wonder
01:48:55.760 who I
01:48:56.900 am
01:48:57.480 the way
01:48:58.100 I am
01:48:59.100 every
01:49:02.380 man
01:49:03.120 that's
01:49:03.520 walking
01:49:04.100 will fall
01:49:05.560 from time
01:49:06.820 to time
01:49:07.620 every
01:49:08.440 time
01:49:09.060 I feel
01:49:10.280 the thunder
01:49:11.180 I remember
01:49:12.440 I'm just
01:49:13.460 a child
01:49:14.380 I would
01:49:15.580 die
01:49:16.860 a thousand
01:49:18.720 times
01:49:20.120 before I
01:49:22.380 ever
01:49:23.800 let
01:49:24.620 you
01:49:25.540 die
01:49:26.620 man
01:49:35.960 man
01:49:35.980 that's
01:49:36.140 powerful
01:49:36.480 though
01:49:36.820 T4T
01:49:46.340 and I
01:49:48.620 for I
01:49:50.700 ain't worth
01:49:51.660 the trouble
01:49:52.380 that they
01:49:53.360 cause you
01:49:54.280 so I
01:49:55.060 find
01:49:55.880 I ain't
01:49:58.540 burning
01:50:00.140 the candle
01:50:02.380 at both
01:50:03.400 ends
01:50:04.060 I just
01:50:04.960 throw
01:50:05.460 the whole
01:50:06.280 damn
01:50:06.700 thing
01:50:07.300 to the
01:50:07.940 fire
01:50:08.640 and I
01:50:11.560 tell
01:50:11.980 myself
01:50:12.860 this
01:50:13.660 will all
01:50:14.460 be fine
01:50:15.460 I
01:50:17.960 would
01:50:18.500 die
01:50:19.520 a thousand
01:50:21.680 times
01:50:22.680 before I
01:50:25.300 ever
01:50:26.680 let
01:50:27.540 you
01:50:28.400 down
01:50:30.060 I
01:50:31.960 wish
01:50:44.640 it
01:50:44.880 was
01:50:45.200 easier
01:50:46.140 I
01:50:47.700 wish
01:50:48.020 I
01:50:48.400 had
01:50:48.640 more
01:50:49.640 than
01:50:50.140 I
01:50:51.240 could
01:50:51.800 give
01:50:52.860 I
01:50:55.760 wish
01:50:58.240 it
01:50:58.480 was
01:50:58.840 easier
01:50:59.860 I
01:51:01.320 wish
01:51:01.640 I
01:51:01.980 had
01:51:02.280 more
01:51:03.240 that
01:51:03.780 I
01:51:04.780 could
01:51:05.440 give
01:51:06.900 I
01:51:11.760 would
01:51:12.360 die
01:51:13.600 a thousand
01:51:15.660 times
01:51:16.940 before I
01:51:18.980 never
01:51:20.280 let
01:51:21.320 you
01:51:22.160 down
01:51:24.060 earth
01:51:26.860 how
01:51:39.960 I
01:51:41.040 would
01:51:41.920 make
01:51:42.460 sort
01:51:42.680 of
01:51:42.960 the
01:51:44.860 end
01:51:44.960 very
01:51:45.500 but
01:51:46.260 good
01:51:47.260 like
01:51:47.660 to
01:51:49.080 hate
01:51:49.820 and
01:51:50.260 love
01:51:51.440 and
01:51:54.020 Gang, bro.
01:52:24.020 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.
01:52:27.700 You have three new voice messages.
01:52:30.660 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club.
01:52:33.600 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long.
01:52:36.280 Longer than anybody else.
01:52:37.940 So great.
01:52:39.260 Hi, sweetheart.
01:52:40.940 Here's the deal.
01:52:42.260 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker.
01:52:46.200 Jermaine.
01:52:47.500 Hi, I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.
01:52:51.080 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.
01:52:54.020 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me.
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