What are you up to? What have you been up to lately? Have you been doing nothing? Do you have a plan for the day? What do you have in store for the next 24 hours?
00:19:26.180Uh, he took me to your show in Memphis for my birthday this past August.
00:19:31.740And, um, I was wondering if you could help me out and somehow send me a video of you saying happy birthday, Drew, or happy birthday, Sterling.
00:23:54.000It's your boy, Nathan, from Minneapolis.
00:23:57.260Dirty Nate over there from Minneapolis.
00:24:00.320And, you know, Nick Schwartzen is from over there.
00:24:02.440And he really, that man is really, they call him the, he really has, uh, actually, he told me the other day he has coronaria, which is when you have, um, you know, fluid, stool, and also corvid, baby.
00:24:19.840And, uh, I'm just calling to say thanks.
00:24:24.600I was just listening to, uh, one of the episodes from the other week.
00:24:29.120I think it was called Perspective Gadget, and you got on this tear about, uh, items on a sail rack, and that shit just, I don't even know how to describe how funny that was to me.
00:29:13.920Let me tell you also, if you're bored in your house, which you have to be, you know why?
00:29:18.400Because what you've been up to, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a.
00:29:24.820Literally, I fell asleep with half a mouthful of bugles and I had just went to bed.
00:29:31.120I just ate half of a carton of frosting and I'm playing hide and go seek with my kid and I've been hiding for four hours and he's never going to find me because I drove down the block to the supermarket parking lot and I'm sitting here in my car and watching other men sit in their cars.
00:29:56.900And speaking of that, when I was growing up, they had, um, you know, they had, uh, a lot of men and adult men.
00:30:13.420I mean, not, uh, not like real hairy kids.
00:30:19.420I'm talking about fully adult men, a man, you could tell he had, uh, the kind of guy who's not afraid to put a, you know, half a mouthful of Copenhagen in between his penis and his nuts and take the dip in that way, that long route.
00:30:35.320When I was young, a lot of men, different men, troubled men, men who had holes in their shirts type of guys, um, you know, older men as well.
00:30:53.120Guys like Brian Callen who, you know, I don't know if you know him or not.
00:30:56.860But he's a, he kind of, he modeled for a bit.
00:31:00.840He modeled for actually he, he, Elf in the Shelf is based on him, his body type and, and, uh, mythical youth.
00:31:11.340Um, but a lot of men would go to the Winn-Dixie and park out in front of it and, uh, cry and stuff in their car and drink and, and, um,
00:31:25.840Um, it was, this was before they had self-help and all of that.
00:31:31.120This before you could get help for yourself and men would drive over there and, you know, drink and sit in their truck, drink, pleasure themselves sometime with a, um, booklet with a, uh, pussy booklet, you know, a lot of, and I hate to say that word, sorry.
00:31:48.300And I should have told you I was going to say it and I, I'm sorry I didn't, but I'm telling you right now, I, I'm going to say it one more time right now.
00:31:56.260So if you don't like hearing it, don't hear it when I say it, but a man would get out there and get a pussy booklet and touch, they touch their penis and, you know, keep petting their own penis until, uh, until something came out of their body.
00:32:13.160A little bit of EJAC, you know what I'm saying?
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00:35:03.580We've got some responses coming up to, uh, the Domino's pizza delivery guy who had seen his life hit a real shit curb and he wanted to tighten up his, uh, ability and, and really get, um, you know, that guy thought he was just gonna, I mean, that guy didn't know if he was about to lock his own, you know, just duct tape a damn hot pizza to the side of his head or what.
00:35:26.920And we got some, uh, some stuff for him.
00:35:30.180Sorry, I'm fucking, I'm on some coffee, bro.
00:36:41.280And it would have a picture of the Easter rabbit.
00:36:44.640And in his basket, he would have like a, um, he would have like a little, uh, they, in his basket, he would have like a basketball in there.
00:39:55.720You know, I remember a girl over there in, um, North Carolina.
00:40:01.480And that's one of the premier 50 states over there near the East Coast, but kind of in the South, kind of, people kind of don't know where it is.
00:40:09.060And it starts with North, even though it's in the South.
00:51:31.700He just, he's aging quickly, it seems like.
00:51:35.720And if he's not, then I believe it's being made to look like he is, right?
00:51:43.320So if he is physically unable to run, which can happen, they, the delegates, the, the, I don't know if it's, I don't know this part.
00:51:59.860But the Democratic Party, I don't know who, I don't know exactly how, but this is true, that the Democratic Party can put up a new candidate.
00:52:27.740It's all that, that beat down on the road, all that hard, the, you know, the, you know, Biden took that, he took all of that, that commotion.
00:52:41.560He took all the commotion that was going on and then he kind of took all the bullets and then Hillary going to show up there at the last second.
00:52:47.760So I just have a feeling, man, because if that, that's a true thing.
00:52:52.740Like, I think Frank, Franklin Roosevelt had done a couple of terms and then he was too sick.
00:52:58.260He was too sick, I think, to, to run during like his last term or something or when he was running for his last term.
00:53:06.420He was too sick to run and they had to sub him out.
00:53:55.500Since they're planning on doing vaccines for this, uh, coronavirus.
00:53:59.900Let's just say it turns into I am legend and turns everybody into zombies.
00:54:07.860If I don't get it, do I run for the hills with my girlfriend or do I leave her behind and take my little shih tzu puppies, Matt and Cooper?
00:54:57.820Uh, just listening to your past, uh, podcast.
00:55:01.800And, you know, you were saying a lot of stuff about how, you know, if you choose to have kids, maybe that's on you if you ain't got food at home and government's not supposed to take care of you.
00:55:12.000But at the same time, a lot of people are out of work right now.
00:55:17.040A lot of people don't have, they're not getting a paycheck, you know, so it's like, you know, a lot of people were living paycheck to paycheck to begin with.
00:55:26.180And, uh, you know, a lot of times people don't have food for their kids, you know, past paycheck to paycheck.
00:55:32.240And then, and then now all of a sudden, uh, they got no job.
00:55:36.800So, you know, I think that's just something to be mindful of when you, you've got a lot of listeners that, uh, you know, kind of rely on you for positive influence and advice.
00:55:45.420And, uh, maybe just take it easy on people a little bit right now.
00:55:49.220A lot of people are out of work and that's not their fault, you know, it's not really necessarily on them.
00:55:54.380And, and when the government shuts shit down, maybe it's on the government to pick shit back up, give people some fucking paychecks.
00:56:11.920I would just say, I appreciate your, your, uh, your thoughts, man.
00:56:16.460Um, yeah, I think what I, what I was, you know, and this is from last episode.
00:56:21.620But I remember I was talking about, um, you know, that it's, it's our responsibility.
00:56:27.500Like you're, your parent, you're, your children's government that if something, you know, your kids don't have something, it's really, and I don't have children, but it is, you're going to be, your kids look at you as their government.
00:56:41.360You know, um, yeah, I don't know if I was really saying that I, you know, and maybe I should not clarify, but I think I was saying more that our government is just like, uh, it's just, I just think this is a good time for us to recognize that we, we need to be prepared.
00:57:05.380You know, we need to be prepared for stuff.
00:57:07.300I mean, this past week I went and bought a bunch of water, you know, I went and got,
00:57:11.360I went and got extra can goes, I went and got extra things that I could have at home, uh, to make sure that I'm prepared.
00:57:20.300Um, you know, the government's just kind of a system.
00:57:23.200It's just a, you know, it's something that, that we've created.
00:57:27.320And yes, like we, you know, we look to them for support and for like struck some, you know, to keep things structured.
00:57:35.740But when they start to break down, like, you know, we're going to be left with ourselves.
00:57:42.380If the government breaks down completely, we're going to be left with ourselves.
00:57:46.420Um, and I think that's really scary to think.
00:57:50.880I'm sure it's way scary if you have children, you know, because you grow, you know, we've, you've, we've, we've become accustomed to a society that, you know, we're able to, you know, we have a job because the job exists because of the markets and the capitalism.
00:58:07.140And, you know, it's all, and, and then that job gives us a paycheck and we're able to provide for our families.
00:58:14.580Um, but I think I was just saying more that, that, that system is, it's just a, you know, it's a system that we've been really blessed with here in America that we're really fortunate to have.
00:58:28.680And as scary as it is that, that, that's, that's just a, it's just a system and it's just a structure and it's, and it could, it could fall apart.
00:58:44.500And then at that point we're going to be responsible, uh, completely responsible for ourselves.
00:58:51.860Um, so yeah, I don't think I was saying as much like, oh, you know, like, you know, like if you, if you have to work paycheck to paycheck right now that, you know, that you're fucked up or there's anything wrong with you or, um, you know, like at that,
00:59:11.640that that's oh jesus christ i don't know why why don't i do something different for
00:59:17.940to make my life okay but um i don't know man i don't know what i'm talking about dude i don't
00:59:26.920know what i'm talking about bro okay do not know what i'm talking about i'm just saying that we
00:59:32.980gotta we gotta look out for ourselves you know we really have to and it's probably really scary
00:59:37.420if you have children but we have to look out for ourselves we gotta try our best to and i think
00:59:41.700that this is a reminder in a way that that there's a whole other system that's going on that's just a
00:59:47.380system of like existing um and and this makes that kind of like you know we we are in such this
00:59:56.240comfortable hammock of of this society that we live in of this structure we're really it really shows
01:00:06.440you just how lucky we are to be able to navigate within this kind of comfortable structure where
01:00:12.140the where there are programs for if we can't work or we can't survive that there's programs in place
01:00:20.420to help us um but then also this kind of perks up that other side of me that that animal side that's
01:00:27.600like well what if that goes away what if something happens am i going to be able to take care of
01:00:33.740myself do i have have i started to think of what my plan would be um and maybe that kind of thing
01:00:42.080alone is just a is just too dark of a thought to really present so um but i hope you're doing well
01:00:48.880man i hope you're taking care of you and your kiddos out there it sounds like you know uh that your
01:00:53.200family is one thing that's first and foremost on your mind and and i think that that's real commendable
01:00:58.360man uh gang brother um we had a caller last week a fellow that called in young buck and he was having
01:01:06.980issues he was doing dominoes and delivering um hot pie and we've all had it you know we've all had a
01:01:17.180little bit of dominoes and oh and one thing i don't know if you knew this about dominoes somebody sent me
01:01:22.900this dm the other day and uh told me this but dominoes pizza used to have a character called the
01:01:28.640noid and that's not a racial slur or anything that's a um it's like a cartoon it was like a dirty
01:01:36.440cartoon boy that you know was sneaky and was kind of italian i don't i think he wanted to be italian
01:01:44.620it was like a wannabe italian and he would attack um he he on the commercial for dominoes this character
01:01:55.080the noid n-o-i-d and again that's not any type of a race thing it is a that's what they called him
01:02:02.800he would attack the uh delivery people or something he would mess up the order and so the pizza was
01:02:10.260gonna get there late but dominoes they said that we guarantee that won't happen your pizza will be
01:02:16.920there in 30 minutes and you gotta understand this was unprecedented for somebody to say from the time
01:02:24.220you call our shop 30 minutes later we're gonna have food at your doorstep dog that's gangster dog
01:02:37.340postmates don't even guarantee that shit postmates don't get postmates say could be now could be 70
01:02:45.620minutes dude i had a lady one time she was driving it over got hit got in an accident got taken off in a
01:02:52.760ambulance my shit said like three hours because she'd been at the hospital for so long it had gone up
01:02:59.060to three hours this lady had not dropped off my carl's juniors and this i don't know if she died or
01:03:07.580what bro but that shit you know i mean it's a risky game out there when you peddling goods like that but
01:03:14.160let me tell you about this the noid was this little character and it was big he had a video game
01:03:20.800he had big stuff and dominoes blew it up at that moment they had pizza in 30 minutes what
01:03:29.880so the noid though uh there was a guy let me tell you what happened so the noid
01:03:38.640here's what happened on january 30th 1989 kenneth lamar noid a mentally ill man
01:03:49.880who thought the ad campaign was a personal attack on him entered a dominoes restaurant
01:03:56.280in chamblee georgia armed with a 357 gang bro so you know the shit ain't gonna end well
01:04:04.480and he held two employees hostage for over five hours can you imagine that
01:04:09.960can you imagine first of all you freaking working at dominoes and then second of all the dude rolls
01:04:17.400over the 357 and held you hostage actually probably it's probably best because you're still on the
01:04:25.280clock and you don't you can't make any pies i mean i guess you could but the guy might get pissed i
01:04:32.400guess it's up to him it doesn't say if he ordered any pies or not it just says he held two employees
01:04:37.040hostage for over five hours after telling the employees that dominoes owner tom monahan had stolen
01:04:43.800his name because his last name was noid n-o-i-d he forced them to call dominoes headquarters and demand
01:04:50.660a hundred grand and a white limousine is getaway transportation what an idiot bro you know how hard
01:04:58.100it is to hide in a white in a white limousine very hard bro unless you hide at like a
01:05:06.160i don't even know where you'd hide like in a milk flat like in a milk area
01:05:12.900after offering to exchange one hostage for a copy of the widow's son which i get is some book
01:05:22.160the noid reneged on his offer after a police brought him the book
01:05:25.880noid eventually became hungry and forced the employees to make him two special pizzas
01:05:30.460respect man respect while noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap the hostages escaped
01:05:39.320noid surrendered to the police shortly after after the incident police chief reed miller told reporters
01:05:46.800he's paranoid noid was charged with kidnapping aggravated assault uh doesn't say he fucking
01:05:53.160assaulted him extortion and possession of a firearm during a crime i wouldn't call going to dominoes a
01:06:00.620crime that's kind of judgmental he was found not guilty by reason of insanity gang bro noid spent
01:06:08.640time in a mental institution but committed suicide in 1995 damn this incident has been insinuated to
01:06:15.960have caused dominoes pizza to discontinue advertising using the noid as their mascot wow
01:06:21.940so there you go that's everything that happened with annoyed and thank you to the young man that
01:06:28.260sent me sent me a dm and told me that uh what else man what else have i been doing dude nada
01:06:37.040do it nada same thing you've been doing let's get through this episode man uh oh but some a young
01:06:45.200fella called and he had some issues with delivering delivering pies and i want to you know some men called
01:06:50.220in with some responses and uh and i want to share some thoughts uh that they wanted to give you young buck
01:06:55.660here we go hey this is sean calling from golfport mississippi i just wanted to uh send some advice to that
01:07:04.080young man that called in and said he was 19 years old and working for dominoes he was delivering pies and
01:07:10.140didn't feel like he had a direction i just want to say brother look you're 19 you're not supposed to have a direction
01:07:17.000but you have a job and you're a productive member of society you're not laid up on your mom's couch
01:07:23.220smoking dope you're doing the right thing you're headed in a direction don't worry brother it'll come
01:07:29.280together keep doing what you do and being productive man that's what it's all about as long as you got a
01:07:35.280little scratch in your pocket you're paying your taxes you're 100 adult man so keep doing you brother and keep up the
01:07:43.340good work trust me man you're young your life will shape up just stay out of trouble and keep on a straight path
01:07:49.480gang bro i like that message man that's a good message it got a little
01:07:55.420um anti-drug at the end with the keep of stay on a straight path but before that 100 man
01:08:03.140yeah productivity if you stay productive all you're going to make is more productivity
01:08:07.580that's it there's no there it doesn't add up any other way if you stay productive