This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 30, 2020


E310 Thanksliving


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

141.94968

Word Count

10,987

Sentence Count

16

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

37


Summary

On this episode of the I talk about the joy of being thankful for the little things in life. Thanksgiving is a special day and what better way to celebrate than with a turkey and a yummy meal!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Amen and that's what they say sometime you see a man some gay fellow will say it like that
00:00:06.780 you know he'll kind of they'll use it at holler at you you know if you got a buddy that's a
00:00:15.420 homosexual or a you know registered you know or not registered but just you know gay some man is
00:00:26.380 gay and you know that's how it is sometimes you see a man and next thing you know they trying to
00:00:31.980 you know do a piggyback on the front of you and that's you know that's just
00:00:39.420 that's society bro that's society and that's
00:00:45.440 I mean they've they legalized it and that's what it is baby so um
00:00:52.360 what else is going on man who knows baby boy who knows what's up
00:01:00.500 hopefully your spirits are hopefully you had a good uh weekend I got that turkey hopefully
00:01:11.240 everybody got birded out because that's what they hit you with that bird and a lot of things can
00:01:16.840 happen after Thanksgiving meal you know a lot of time somebody will steal your wallet right at when
00:01:23.620 you buzzed out on that bird
00:01:24.980 you know you have a little bit of that turkey bro and next thing you know somebody stole your rims off
00:01:33.280 your car they said damn they hit you with that bird that air dope baby the lord's perka said baby
00:01:44.840 i'm talking about that turkey i'm talking about that damn that shit a turkey bro if i bet if you if you
00:01:54.340 snuck up on a turkey bro i bet they know what i bet a turkey knows how to use a pillow that's what i bet
00:02:01.680 if you see a turkey animal
00:02:05.020 in the woods or whatever i bet they i bet they know how to use a pillow because that's a damn that meat
00:02:13.180 will tire you out
00:02:14.200 you follow us i mean that that turkey you
00:02:18.540 you know it'll really soften your damn
00:02:23.020 pecker all right uh what's going on we'll see
00:02:28.660 let's get into it right here man uh thank you guys for being here
00:02:34.500 this is robert finley get it while you can
00:02:43.600 it's gonna break my back
00:02:48.440 if i'm working for a living don't
00:02:52.160 give me a heart attack
00:02:54.560 you got to take it when you can get it
00:02:58.020 yeah while you can
00:03:00.920 wrap it up in bacon
00:03:04.240 sizzling in a pan
00:03:07.100 if it don't come in the mailbox
00:03:10.400 it may come in a moving van
00:03:13.280 but you got to take it when you can get it
00:03:16.660 and get it while you can
00:03:20.040 oh yeah
00:03:21.360 robert finley
00:03:22.880 i know the dealer
00:03:24.160 but i sure didn't know his daughter
00:03:27.320 but if i had no taste of y'all
00:03:31.060 i never would have caught her
00:03:33.660 you gotta take it when you can get it
00:03:36.720 get it while you can
00:03:39.740 wrap it up in bacon
00:03:42.860 sizzling in a pan
00:03:46.160 it may not run in a mail bar
00:03:49.480 it might take a moving van
00:03:51.900 but you got to take it when you can get it
00:03:55.160 and get it when you can
00:03:58.300 yeah man
00:04:04.240 and that's adulthood right there
00:04:06.300 that's robert
00:04:06.940 finley
00:04:08.320 and that's a beautiful right there
00:04:11.580 beautiful urban gentleman
00:04:13.100 hitting them
00:04:13.740 the high notes and the low notes
00:04:16.260 and the in between
00:04:18.180 maybe
00:04:18.480 damn
00:04:19.100 he's just a
00:04:21.280 i mean that man
00:04:21.980 he's a real damn billy goat of
00:04:23.680 of just charisma
00:04:25.300 and
00:04:25.680 and capability man
00:04:28.140 when he really
00:04:28.780 if you go watch him
00:04:30.320 watch his video on the internet
00:04:31.860 robert finley
00:04:34.020 get it while you can
00:04:37.260 and you gotta get it while you can baby
00:04:42.440 cause they
00:04:44.600 they ain't always giving it out
00:04:47.020 you know they
00:04:49.920 sometimes you go outside
00:04:51.640 and there's no wind out there
00:04:53.220 sometimes you run out there
00:04:57.020 with a kite
00:04:57.720 and nothing
00:04:58.460 and you just
00:05:01.540 nothing
00:05:02.340 a squirrel run by
00:05:04.240 flip you off bro
00:05:05.800 and that's
00:05:07.120 you know
00:05:07.760 something you know
00:05:11.160 god don't always make wind
00:05:12.800 so you gotta just
00:05:16.620 get it while you can baby
00:05:19.160 cause not every day
00:05:23.420 is
00:05:23.640 is
00:05:24.360 is the
00:05:26.240 is the world gonna offer you
00:05:27.340 the same stuff
00:05:28.260 so we gotta keep our cup on us man
00:05:33.240 when we go out there
00:05:34.080 and if it's raining
00:05:34.820 you gotta get you
00:05:35.600 get you half a cup
00:05:36.820 get you a little quarter quart
00:05:39.720 you know
00:05:40.260 get you a third of a gallon baby
00:05:42.980 and just
00:05:48.000 you know
00:05:48.480 hoard a little
00:05:49.140 save a little
00:05:49.960 fill it up
00:05:52.280 when you get a chance
00:05:54.980 you gotta get involved
00:05:56.160 in the world
00:05:57.060 I got to
00:05:59.740 I gotta stay active
00:06:00.760 I gotta
00:06:01.120 you know
00:06:01.800 if I see somebody laughing
00:06:03.100 having a good time
00:06:04.060 I can't just
00:06:04.840 you know
00:06:06.000 go sit out in the van
00:06:07.740 I got
00:06:10.800 sometimes it's hard
00:06:11.800 to stay
00:06:12.300 you know
00:06:12.940 to go over there
00:06:13.740 and chuckle with them
00:06:14.620 and absorb the
00:06:15.460 the joy
00:06:16.140 sometimes it's hard
00:06:20.920 for me
00:06:21.180 to put my kite
00:06:21.940 into the wind
00:06:22.820 you know
00:06:26.020 and trust the breeze
00:06:26.980 I
00:06:27.160 but then
00:06:30.160 but then I
00:06:30.820 but then
00:06:31.260 if I don't
00:06:31.980 then I
00:06:32.340 then I can't
00:06:33.360 I can't be pouting
00:06:35.080 when I don't have
00:06:35.740 no gusts in me
00:06:37.040 I can't be pouting
00:06:40.520 when I'm thirsty
00:06:41.240 for some kind of happiness
00:06:42.400 cause I didn't
00:06:43.760 run my cup
00:06:45.100 out there earlier
00:06:45.960 you know
00:06:52.580 when that breeze
00:06:53.320 isn't going
00:06:53.860 when the water
00:06:54.640 is a falling
00:06:55.220 when the sun
00:06:55.760 is a shining
00:06:56.400 you gotta
00:06:57.620 take it
00:06:58.540 where you can get it
00:06:59.660 and you gotta
00:07:02.360 get it while you can
00:07:03.340 baby that is
00:07:03.980 Robert Finley
00:07:05.220 and you'll enjoy that
00:07:07.640 I hope you enjoyed
00:07:08.580 your Thanksgiving
00:07:09.200 you know
00:07:13.340 it's interesting
00:07:13.960 I
00:07:14.320 I
00:07:14.540 I didn't have
00:07:17.340 a big plan
00:07:18.120 really for Thanksgiving
00:07:19.000 and
00:07:21.620 David Arquette
00:07:22.900 lives out here now
00:07:23.900 and he's in a new
00:07:25.760 wrestling documentary
00:07:26.840 he was a
00:07:27.460 he
00:07:28.740 came and
00:07:29.560 came on to this podcast
00:07:30.700 and he invited me over
00:07:32.000 and he gots a wife
00:07:34.300 he gots two offspring
00:07:35.380 males
00:07:36.440 juvenile males
00:07:38.720 and
00:07:40.520 so I went over there
00:07:43.560 drove out to the country
00:07:45.880 and
00:07:46.220 another buddy
00:07:48.180 invited me over
00:07:48.760 to do some four wheeling
00:07:49.800 I went over there
00:07:50.740 and it was nice
00:07:55.260 I had a nice time
00:07:56.240 you know
00:07:57.860 I had a nice time
00:07:58.520 just getting to see
00:07:59.180 a family
00:07:59.800 and
00:08:00.100 his mother-in-law
00:08:02.860 made some
00:08:03.560 like a salad
00:08:06.880 the salad
00:08:07.560 had a
00:08:08.080 I was like
00:08:08.740 damn
00:08:09.120 somebody
00:08:09.620 they might have
00:08:12.000 a little bit of Alzheimer's
00:08:12.980 in the recipe
00:08:13.480 you know what I'm saying
00:08:13.840 they had a couple ingredients
00:08:14.800 in the salad recipe
00:08:15.880 I was like
00:08:16.400 I don't know
00:08:17.280 this thing got a damn
00:08:20.300 pineapple
00:08:20.940 you know what I'm saying
00:08:21.600 it had a little bit of
00:08:22.480 you know
00:08:23.700 this thing a little bit heavy
00:08:25.020 on the
00:08:25.460 bay leaf
00:08:27.560 you'll see
00:08:29.460 you know
00:08:29.800 it'd have two
00:08:30.480 you know
00:08:30.860 half a marshmallow
00:08:31.740 and a bay leaf
00:08:32.820 and it'd be like
00:08:33.260 damn this thing
00:08:34.180 but
00:08:35.700 but it was a good time
00:08:37.620 man
00:08:37.780 really enjoyed myself
00:08:38.900 and
00:08:39.240 you know
00:08:41.400 and part of me
00:08:41.980 I was like
00:08:42.460 I don't want to go
00:08:43.360 I'm just gonna be at home
00:08:44.820 you know
00:08:45.120 I don't have a plan
00:08:46.220 I didn't go home
00:08:47.700 but I'm glad
00:08:50.960 I put a foot forward
00:08:51.940 and say
00:08:52.240 you know
00:08:52.500 I'm just gonna
00:08:53.020 you know
00:08:53.860 I'm gonna go
00:08:57.180 get out in the system
00:08:58.360 I'm gonna go
00:08:58.800 get out in the
00:08:59.760 just into the flow
00:09:02.680 of the world
00:09:03.320 and I ended up
00:09:07.620 having a nice time
00:09:08.560 and I think
00:09:11.040 it makes people
00:09:11.660 feel good
00:09:12.400 when they can
00:09:12.960 when they invite you
00:09:14.900 to do things
00:09:15.440 and you say
00:09:15.860 I think it makes
00:09:16.660 people feel
00:09:17.620 you know
00:09:21.100 I think it makes
00:09:21.580 people feel good
00:09:22.580 you get to
00:09:23.000 you know
00:09:23.280 they invite you
00:09:24.480 come on and do it
00:09:25.500 oh come out here
00:09:26.700 come to the zoo
00:09:27.480 I don't want to go
00:09:29.440 to the zoo
00:09:29.940 you know
00:09:30.980 I don't want to
00:09:31.420 smell monkey shit
00:09:32.400 and get sunburn
00:09:33.700 but you do it
00:09:36.220 and then it's fun
00:09:37.020 and they have fun
00:09:37.920 you know
00:09:40.180 and then now
00:09:40.720 you got a little bit
00:09:41.460 of connection
00:09:42.060 and you got another
00:09:43.820 little anchor
00:09:44.580 in the world
00:09:45.420 I'm not preaching
00:09:47.980 I'm just saying
00:09:48.660 yeah I just
00:09:49.340 cause sometimes
00:09:49.820 I struggle
00:09:50.400 I wanna say
00:09:51.040 you know
00:09:51.560 oh they're just
00:09:53.400 inviting me
00:09:53.980 because they feel
00:09:54.780 sorry for me
00:09:55.740 or they're just
00:09:56.300 you know
00:09:58.060 they just
00:09:58.580 they're just
00:09:59.400 offering me that
00:10:00.220 because they
00:10:00.960 you know
00:10:03.620 they feel like
00:10:05.580 they have to
00:10:06.420 a lot of that shit
00:10:07.740 is in my head
00:10:08.600 people wanna do
00:10:09.480 nice things
00:10:10.080 because people
00:10:10.640 wanna do nice things
00:10:11.960 and the gift
00:10:14.800 that I can give
00:10:15.460 sometimes
00:10:15.920 is just saying
00:10:16.860 yes
00:10:17.460 is getting
00:10:19.440 and just being
00:10:21.260 involved
00:10:21.700 cause if I don't
00:10:22.400 I get isolated
00:10:23.240 and this past
00:10:26.740 week I've just
00:10:27.240 been saying
00:10:27.720 yes man
00:10:28.620 I've been
00:10:30.460 saying yes
00:10:31.360 and I've been
00:10:34.140 getting it
00:10:34.540 while I can
00:10:35.280 that's Robert
00:10:36.220 Finley
00:10:36.800 what's going
00:10:39.140 on out here
00:10:39.620 I watched a Tyson
00:10:40.340 fight last night
00:10:41.500 and dude
00:10:43.140 I was most
00:10:43.780 excited about
00:10:44.480 seeing
00:10:44.880 Jake Floyd
00:10:47.820 against
00:10:48.320 what's his
00:10:51.380 name
00:10:51.620 Nate
00:10:51.900 Nate Robinson
00:10:53.060 and dude
00:10:54.640 I thought
00:10:54.980 Nate Robinson
00:10:55.460 was gonna
00:10:55.760 whoop his
00:10:56.180 ass
00:10:56.440 honestly
00:10:56.840 because I've
00:10:58.820 fought black
00:10:59.340 dudes before
00:11:00.080 and they
00:11:00.600 they'll beat
00:11:01.420 your ass
00:11:01.920 and so I
00:11:03.680 thought that
00:11:04.060 was kinda
00:11:04.640 how it was
00:11:06.000 gonna shake
00:11:06.500 out
00:11:06.820 but damn
00:11:09.280 bruh
00:11:10.640 Jake Paul
00:11:11.620 he
00:11:14.000 man
00:11:14.640 he seemed
00:11:15.220 legit
00:11:15.480 just
00:11:15.820 it was hard
00:11:17.640 to get a real
00:11:18.260 take on it
00:11:18.860 because Nate
00:11:19.480 was just
00:11:19.960 coming at him
00:11:20.960 Nate
00:11:24.080 kinda had
00:11:24.540 that bulldog
00:11:25.540 like a bulldog
00:11:27.660 with an
00:11:28.000 ear infection
00:11:29.060 you ever see
00:11:29.520 that dog
00:11:30.020 and he
00:11:30.220 trying to
00:11:30.600 bite you
00:11:30.940 but he
00:11:31.200 also
00:11:31.580 he don't
00:11:32.400 aim
00:11:32.640 correctly
00:11:33.120 because his
00:11:33.800 you know
00:11:35.840 his equilibrium
00:11:36.560 is on
00:11:37.200 you know
00:11:39.580 it's got a
00:11:39.960 bad wheel
00:11:40.540 so he's
00:11:42.040 biting
00:11:42.320 but he's
00:11:42.760 you know
00:11:43.040 he's missing
00:11:43.540 to the left
00:11:44.080 every time
00:11:44.480 he try to
00:11:44.960 you know
00:11:47.040 to teeth
00:11:47.480 you down
00:11:47.980 to gum
00:11:48.420 you up
00:11:48.920 and
00:11:51.360 and Jake
00:11:52.340 Paul
00:11:52.680 he really
00:11:53.160 he made
00:11:55.520 that dude
00:11:56.020 pay
00:11:56.400 he made
00:11:58.960 him pay
00:11:59.400 I mean
00:12:00.100 he put
00:12:00.560 him out
00:12:01.340 son
00:12:01.820 so you
00:12:03.720 gotta give
00:12:04.120 props to
00:12:04.560 both those
00:12:04.960 dudes for
00:12:05.300 getting out
00:12:05.680 there
00:12:05.800 that shit
00:12:06.140 looks
00:12:06.440 scary
00:12:07.440 them dudes
00:12:09.180 start throwing
00:12:09.720 them fists
00:12:10.320 man
00:12:10.760 so yeah
00:12:15.820 I enjoyed
00:12:16.640 watching it
00:12:17.400 I mean
00:12:17.620 the whole
00:12:18.020 I didn't
00:12:18.320 like all
00:12:18.640 the rapping
00:12:19.220 and shit
00:12:19.620 I'm like
00:12:19.880 what is
00:12:20.340 all this
00:12:20.740 shit
00:12:20.920 I felt
00:12:21.420 like I
00:12:21.640 was trapped
00:12:22.140 in a
00:12:22.500 nightclub
00:12:24.940 in Jacksonville
00:12:26.040 Florida
00:12:27.000 I was like
00:12:29.060 this shit
00:12:29.520 is crazy
00:12:30.120 people are
00:12:30.560 fighting
00:12:31.080 a lot of
00:12:32.120 smoke in
00:12:32.720 the air
00:12:33.160 a lot of
00:12:33.500 dance
00:12:33.880 like
00:12:34.400 just one
00:12:35.460 dude
00:12:35.720 dancing
00:12:36.160 by himself
00:12:36.680 it definitely
00:12:37.180 had a very
00:12:37.720 Jacksonville
00:12:38.540 vibe to it
00:12:39.820 but
00:12:43.380 so
00:12:44.000 watching the
00:12:45.920 Tyson thing
00:12:46.400 I wasn't
00:12:47.100 excited about
00:12:47.700 it
00:12:48.020 I watched
00:12:49.340 it on
00:12:49.700 Stream East
00:12:51.560 or whatever
00:12:52.000 where you get
00:12:52.720 the free stream
00:12:53.440 pirated
00:12:53.940 I'm the captain
00:12:56.180 now
00:12:56.640 I did the
00:12:57.840 pirating
00:12:58.280 but I was
00:12:58.620 a pirate
00:12:59.040 you know
00:12:59.600 I stole
00:13:00.400 the shit
00:13:00.700 I stole
00:13:01.100 it
00:13:01.360 and
00:13:03.680 yeah
00:13:05.480 I didn't
00:13:05.880 I just
00:13:06.400 felt like
00:13:07.220 I don't
00:13:09.800 know if
00:13:10.060 I didn't
00:13:10.540 feel like
00:13:11.060 it was
00:13:11.380 for me
00:13:12.260 I thought
00:13:14.120 the ring
00:13:14.560 looked like
00:13:14.880 a video
00:13:15.300 game
00:13:15.700 they really
00:13:17.420 went for
00:13:17.840 this video
00:13:18.440 game look
00:13:18.960 like complete
00:13:19.560 black in
00:13:20.100 the background
00:13:20.700 I don't
00:13:22.960 even know
00:13:23.240 if they
00:13:23.460 needed it
00:13:23.900 at the
00:13:24.100 Staples
00:13:24.420 Center
00:13:24.620 I wonder
00:13:25.300 what the
00:13:25.760 cost was
00:13:26.540 of that
00:13:26.880 because you
00:13:28.600 got to
00:13:28.920 shell out
00:13:29.380 them
00:13:29.580 ducats
00:13:30.100 you want
00:13:32.580 the
00:13:32.760 Staples
00:13:33.120 Center
00:13:33.420 you could
00:13:34.660 have done
00:13:35.000 that
00:13:35.280 you know
00:13:38.480 you could
00:13:38.800 have done
00:13:39.120 that at
00:13:39.520 a Staples
00:13:40.560 at an
00:13:41.660 abandoned
00:13:42.120 Staples
00:13:42.680 you know
00:13:42.980 one of
00:13:43.220 those
00:13:43.380 Staples
00:13:43.760 that got
00:13:44.080 looted
00:13:44.440 out there
00:13:44.920 in Los
00:13:45.980 Angeles
00:13:46.380 or Portland
00:13:46.980 you could
00:13:48.100 have done
00:13:48.380 that on
00:13:48.700 damn
00:13:48.920 aisle 6
00:13:49.520 on envelopes
00:13:50.340 but I
00:13:53.220 just don't
00:13:53.560 know what
00:13:53.820 the cost
00:13:54.280 was to
00:13:54.620 do it
00:13:54.860 at the
00:13:55.100 actual
00:13:55.380 big
00:13:55.700 Staples
00:13:56.140 Center
00:13:56.480 but I
00:13:59.600 guess it
00:13:59.940 does add
00:14:00.340 a different
00:14:00.660 mystique
00:14:01.140 to it
00:14:01.600 and as
00:14:03.620 viewers
00:14:03.980 hell we
00:14:04.340 don't even
00:14:04.660 know if
00:14:04.920 they really
00:14:05.240 did it
00:14:05.520 at the
00:14:05.700 Staples
00:14:05.940 Center
00:14:06.080 they could
00:14:06.380 have been
00:14:06.580 showing it
00:14:07.200 from the
00:14:08.100 helicopter
00:14:08.640 and not
00:14:10.000 doing it
00:14:10.800 they could
00:14:11.540 have done
00:14:11.800 that
00:14:12.020 anywhere
00:14:12.480 what else
00:14:16.000 I watched
00:14:16.520 it
00:14:16.700 what did I
00:14:17.360 feel like
00:14:17.860 I felt
00:14:18.380 like it
00:14:19.220 was exactly
00:14:19.820 what I
00:14:20.100 thought it
00:14:20.360 was going
00:14:20.600 to be
00:14:20.920 I'm glad
00:14:21.780 I didn't
00:14:22.120 pay for
00:14:22.660 it
00:14:23.020 I wanted
00:14:26.400 them there
00:14:26.760 was too
00:14:27.040 many rules
00:14:27.620 going into
00:14:28.240 it
00:14:28.540 and there
00:14:29.540 was too
00:14:29.920 much
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00:26:14.540 hey
00:26:17.420 Kenny
00:26:20.760 thank you
00:26:21.180 for
00:26:21.340 calling
00:26:21.740 in
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00:26:23.680 they
00:26:23.920 say
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00:26:25.960 there
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00:26:27.760 lot
00:26:27.940 of
00:26:28.120 rain
00:26:28.540 so
00:26:31.460 if
00:26:31.620 you
00:26:31.740 like
00:26:32.000 that
00:26:32.300 WAP
00:26:32.800 that's
00:26:34.100 your
00:26:34.240 territory
00:26:34.900 baby
00:26:35.300 you
00:26:37.240 know
00:26:37.540 if
00:26:38.360 you
00:26:38.460 like
00:26:38.660 a
00:26:38.820 damp
00:26:39.160 girl
00:26:39.480 that's
00:26:39.780 really
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00:26:40.380 skin
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00:26:41.000 tatted
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00:26:44.900 you
00:26:45.020 like
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00:26:45.340 of
00:26:45.420 them
00:26:45.560 antifa
00:26:46.260 bad
00:26:46.740 bitches
00:26:47.140 that's
00:26:48.360 your
00:26:48.540 territory
00:26:49.020 onward
00:26:50.180 I
00:26:51.540 had
00:26:51.760 an
00:26:51.920 idea
00:26:52.260 here
00:26:52.640 I
00:26:52.840 have
00:26:53.160 a
00:26:53.380 PlayStation
00:26:53.800 5
00:26:54.340 that
00:26:54.560 I
00:26:54.680 got
00:26:54.860 from
00:26:55.100 my
00:26:55.280 work
00:26:55.640 I'm
00:26:56.580 not
00:26:56.780 really
00:26:57.060 a
00:26:57.240 big
00:26:57.420 gamer
00:26:57.780 but
00:26:58.300 I
00:26:58.420 would
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00:27:00.220 struggling
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00:27:01.140 moms
00:27:01.580 so
00:27:02.540 if
00:27:02.800 you
00:27:02.920 have
00:27:03.180 any
00:27:03.380 ladies
00:27:03.740 out
00:27:04.000 there
00:27:04.320 that
00:27:07.240 holiday
00:27:07.580 I
00:27:08.160 have
00:27:08.340 a
00:27:08.500 PlayStation
00:27:08.940 5
00:27:09.380 that
00:27:09.560 I'll
00:27:09.720 be
00:27:09.860 willing
00:27:10.140 to
00:27:10.680 donate
00:27:12.120 only
00:27:13.020 because
00:27:13.600 your
00:27:13.960 show
00:27:14.240 gives
00:27:14.560 me
00:27:15.000 hours
00:27:15.800 of
00:27:16.000 entertainment
00:27:16.460 throughout
00:27:16.860 the
00:27:17.080 week
00:27:17.380 you're
00:27:18.140 very
00:27:18.320 positive
00:27:18.860 I
00:27:19.660 love
00:27:19.860 the
00:27:20.000 things
00:27:20.280 that
00:27:20.420 you
00:27:20.520 have
00:27:20.700 to
00:27:20.840 say
00:27:21.160 and
00:27:21.480 gang
00:27:22.320 gang
00:27:22.680 gang
00:27:23.980 gang
00:27:24.420 man
00:27:24.820 thank
00:27:25.160 you
00:27:25.300 Kenny
00:27:25.520 that's
00:27:25.840 man
00:27:26.360 that's
00:27:26.680 where
00:27:26.860 it's
00:27:27.040 at
00:27:27.320 you
00:27:29.160 know
00:27:29.280 that's
00:27:29.560 where
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00:27:29.900 at
00:27:30.120 and
00:27:31.020 we
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00:27:31.880 love
00:27:32.140 that
00:27:32.440 if
00:27:33.400 you
00:27:33.580 know
00:27:34.040 a
00:27:34.200 single
00:27:34.400 mom
00:27:34.620 that
00:27:34.760 could
00:27:34.880 use
00:27:35.120 this
00:27:35.360 gift
00:27:35.740 you
00:27:36.200 can
00:27:36.340 hit
00:27:36.480 the
00:27:36.600 hotline
00:27:36.940 985-664-9503
00:27:41.380 you know
00:27:44.340 and
00:27:44.740 think
00:27:46.040 just
00:27:46.400 think
00:27:46.660 about
00:27:46.880 if
00:27:47.040 you
00:27:47.160 don't
00:27:47.500 call
00:27:48.060 don't
00:27:48.380 give
00:27:48.780 us
00:27:48.940 some
00:27:49.140 lady
00:27:49.360 that
00:27:49.540 can't
00:27:49.860 use
00:27:50.120 it
00:27:50.340 don't
00:27:51.820 give
00:27:52.000 us
00:27:52.140 some
00:27:52.320 lady
00:27:52.540 that's
00:27:52.740 going
00:27:52.840 to
00:27:52.980 sell
00:27:53.240 it
00:27:53.440 and
00:27:53.880 buy
00:27:54.080 dilaudid
00:27:54.680 out
00:27:54.900 there
00:27:55.240 or
00:27:56.340 buy
00:27:56.560 a
00:27:56.700 couple
00:27:56.880 grams
00:27:57.340 of
00:27:57.500 this
00:27:57.780 or
00:27:58.700 rock
00:27:59.080 or
00:27:59.340 rock
00:27:59.780 a
00:27:59.940 crack
00:28:00.300 you
00:28:02.720 know
00:28:02.920 if
00:28:03.340 you
00:28:03.440 have
00:28:03.620 somebody
00:28:04.000 you
00:28:04.180 think
00:28:04.340 can
00:28:04.540 use
00:28:05.360 it
00:28:05.480 have
00:28:05.660 some
00:28:05.840 children
00:28:06.180 and
00:28:06.700 don't
00:28:07.200 you
00:28:07.360 know
00:28:07.500 the
00:28:07.660 children
00:28:08.000 already
00:28:08.340 dumb
00:28:08.700 they
00:28:08.860 might
00:28:09.060 not
00:28:09.260 need
00:28:09.500 a
00:28:09.640 PS5
00:28:10.500 get
00:28:11.060 them
00:28:11.260 bastards
00:28:11.640 a
00:28:11.840 PS3
00:28:12.580 but
00:28:14.540 if
00:28:14.660 you
00:28:14.760 got
00:28:14.980 a
00:28:15.120 woman
00:28:15.360 that's
00:28:15.560 got
00:28:15.720 a
00:28:15.860 couple
00:28:16.060 of
00:28:16.240 kids
00:28:16.740 that's
00:28:19.700 very
00:28:19.840 kind
00:28:20.180 of
00:28:20.280 you
00:28:20.380 Kenny
00:28:20.560 we'll
00:28:20.800 reach
00:28:21.060 out
00:28:21.320 man
00:28:21.640 and
00:28:22.020 we'll
00:28:23.000 see
00:28:23.200 what
00:28:23.320 we
00:28:23.440 can
00:28:23.580 do
00:28:23.720 we'll
00:28:23.920 take
00:28:24.100 a
00:28:24.220 couple
00:28:24.380 of
00:28:24.520 suggestions
00:28:25.000 if
00:28:25.220 you
00:28:25.280 can
00:28:25.440 hit
00:28:25.780 the
00:28:25.920 hotline
00:28:26.260 985-664-9503
00:28:29.000 that'd
00:28:30.800 be
00:28:30.940 awesome
00:28:31.280 you
00:28:32.360 know
00:28:32.540 it's
00:28:34.220 that
00:28:34.360 time
00:28:34.620 of
00:28:34.760 year
00:28:34.940 man
00:28:35.160 it's
00:28:35.320 that
00:28:35.460 time
00:28:35.720 of
00:28:35.840 year
00:28:35.980 to
00:28:36.180 extend
00:28:37.020 a
00:28:37.260 little
00:28:37.400 if
00:28:37.580 you
00:28:37.700 can
00:28:38.040 you
00:28:41.820 know
00:28:41.940 the
00:28:42.060 other
00:28:42.220 day
00:28:42.440 I
00:28:42.580 was
00:28:42.840 eating
00:28:44.400 breakfast
00:28:44.880 here
00:28:45.260 out
00:28:46.020 here
00:28:46.140 in
00:28:46.220 the
00:28:46.340 central
00:28:46.620 east
00:28:46.920 which
00:28:47.100 is
00:28:47.240 where
00:28:47.400 I'm
00:28:47.620 at
00:28:47.840 and
00:28:48.160 I
00:28:50.640 ended
00:28:51.160 up
00:28:51.340 paying
00:28:51.540 for
00:28:51.860 the
00:28:53.680 breakfast
00:28:54.080 there
00:28:54.280 was
00:28:54.380 a
00:28:54.500 couple
00:28:54.680 sitting
00:28:54.980 outside
00:28:55.420 and
00:28:57.060 when
00:28:57.140 I
00:28:57.240 walked
00:28:57.480 in
00:28:57.680 the
00:28:57.820 guy
00:28:58.020 said
00:28:58.280 hey
00:28:58.820 and
00:28:59.180 him
00:28:59.840 and
00:28:59.920 his
00:29:00.020 girlfriend
00:29:00.240 were
00:29:00.420 just
00:29:00.600 visiting
00:29:00.920 in
00:29:01.140 town
00:29:01.420 and
00:29:01.660 so
00:29:01.800 before
00:29:02.020 I
00:29:02.220 left
00:29:02.440 I
00:29:02.580 just
00:29:02.720 bought
00:29:03.020 my
00:29:03.200 meal
00:29:03.420 bought
00:29:03.640 their
00:29:03.860 meal
00:29:04.200 and
00:29:07.360 just
00:29:07.560 left
00:29:07.940 you
00:29:08.100 know
00:29:08.280 and
00:29:09.340 then
00:29:09.800 and
00:29:10.160 I'm
00:29:10.260 just
00:29:10.420 saying
00:29:10.640 that
00:29:10.800 because
00:29:11.240 about
00:29:12.460 two
00:29:12.800 weeks
00:29:13.040 later
00:29:13.380 I'm
00:29:13.800 across
00:29:14.160 the
00:29:14.420 street
00:29:14.660 eating
00:29:14.900 breakfast
00:29:15.300 at
00:29:15.820 a
00:29:15.960 different
00:29:16.200 place
00:29:16.660 with
00:29:18.100 Josh
00:29:18.440 Wolf
00:29:18.800 and
00:29:20.540 we
00:29:21.820 get up
00:29:22.120 to pay
00:29:22.420 and leave
00:29:22.700 and
00:29:22.800 they
00:29:22.920 said
00:29:23.060 oh
00:29:23.200 somebody
00:29:23.480 bought
00:29:23.840 your
00:29:24.020 meal
00:29:24.300 I
00:29:25.620 said
00:29:25.740 dang
00:29:26.080 didn't
00:29:27.500 know
00:29:27.700 who
00:29:27.940 I
00:29:28.100 don't
00:29:28.200 know
00:29:28.300 who
00:29:28.460 it
00:29:28.580 was
00:29:28.940 you
00:29:30.640 know
00:29:30.780 some
00:29:31.080 damn
00:29:31.400 Scrooge
00:29:31.940 McDuck
00:29:32.540 got
00:29:33.760 warm
00:29:34.160 hearted
00:29:34.680 you
00:29:36.320 know
00:29:36.440 got
00:29:36.640 them
00:29:36.820 a
00:29:36.980 orders
00:29:37.300 just
00:29:37.540 fired
00:29:38.060 you
00:29:39.220 know
00:29:39.320 he
00:29:39.480 grilled
00:29:39.760 his
00:29:39.940 own
00:29:40.120 a
00:29:40.280 orders
00:29:40.580 with
00:29:40.780 the
00:29:40.940 Lord
00:29:41.280 with
00:29:42.860 that
00:29:43.000 Lord's
00:29:43.420 Traeger
00:29:43.800 or
00:29:44.000 something
00:29:44.200 something
00:29:44.500 hit
00:29:44.740 him
00:29:44.860 he
00:29:45.140 got
00:29:45.320 heated
00:29:45.800 in
00:29:45.980 the
00:29:46.080 heart
00:29:46.300 and
00:29:46.440 somebody
00:29:46.680 bought
00:29:46.960 me
00:29:47.080 that
00:29:47.220 damn
00:29:47.520 meal
00:29:47.840 so
00:29:50.200 that's
00:29:50.480 what
00:29:50.620 you
00:29:50.780 know
00:29:50.920 it's
00:29:52.240 just
00:29:52.460 that's
00:29:53.260 karma
00:29:53.560 roulette
00:29:54.180 and
00:29:54.320 karma
00:29:54.820 will
00:29:55.120 really
00:29:55.420 this
00:29:55.680 the
00:29:55.860 time
00:29:56.740 of
00:29:56.920 year
00:29:57.040 when
00:29:57.240 karma
00:29:57.660 is
00:29:57.900 out
00:29:58.140 there
00:29:58.460 karma
00:30:00.100 got
00:30:00.320 on
00:30:00.480 the
00:30:00.640 zoot
00:30:00.980 suit
00:30:01.360 karma
00:30:01.980 is
00:30:02.120 listening
00:30:02.420 to
00:30:02.600 21
00:30:03.040 savages
00:30:03.900 karma
00:30:05.080 is
00:30:05.220 out
00:30:05.440 there
00:30:05.720 baby
00:30:06.100 karma
00:30:07.620 got
00:30:07.880 his
00:30:08.040 nose
00:30:08.400 hairs
00:30:08.680 clipped
00:30:09.040 out
00:30:09.280 he's
00:30:09.520 out
00:30:09.740 there
00:30:10.060 he's
00:30:10.620 got
00:30:10.740 a
00:30:10.880 fresh
00:30:11.180 set
00:30:11.400 of
00:30:11.580 tits
00:30:11.860 on
00:30:12.100 karma
00:30:12.780 is
00:30:12.940 living
00:30:13.240 hard
00:30:13.700 right
00:30:14.000 now
00:30:14.320 this
00:30:15.340 when
00:30:15.580 karma
00:30:16.080 is
00:30:16.580 paying
00:30:16.880 attention
00:30:17.500 so
00:30:20.820 it's
00:30:20.960 a
00:30:21.060 great
00:30:21.280 time
00:30:21.580 to
00:30:21.720 extend
00:30:22.180 that
00:30:22.440 olive
00:30:22.740 leaf
00:30:23.080 to
00:30:23.260 somebody
00:30:23.740 how
00:30:25.300 can
00:30:25.500 I
00:30:25.660 help
00:30:25.880 what
00:30:26.120 can
00:30:26.300 I
00:30:26.480 do
00:30:26.780 and
00:30:29.740 when
00:30:29.880 I
00:30:30.020 get
00:30:30.200 up
00:30:30.340 in
00:30:30.440 the
00:30:30.580 morning
00:30:30.820 this
00:30:31.080 week
00:30:31.300 what's
00:30:31.480 been
00:30:31.620 making
00:30:31.880 me
00:30:32.060 feel
00:30:32.300 good
00:30:32.720 is
00:30:33.300 just
00:30:33.540 saying
00:30:33.840 what
00:30:34.140 can
00:30:34.420 I
00:30:34.640 do
00:30:35.160 what
00:30:36.440 can
00:30:36.600 I
00:30:36.760 do
00:30:37.020 for
00:30:37.240 somebody
00:30:37.660 that's
00:30:37.960 not
00:30:38.180 me
00:30:38.560 who
00:30:40.040 can
00:30:40.240 I
00:30:40.400 call
00:30:40.800 that
00:30:40.980 would
00:30:41.100 like
00:30:41.320 to
00:30:41.480 hear
00:30:41.660 my
00:30:41.880 voice
00:30:42.280 today
00:30:42.740 and
00:30:44.900 not
00:30:45.140 in
00:30:45.280 like
00:30:45.440 an
00:30:45.600 ego
00:30:45.860 way
00:30:46.080 but
00:30:46.880 call
00:30:47.200 that
00:30:47.420 I
00:30:47.820 know
00:30:48.120 could
00:30:48.380 use
00:30:48.720 somebody
00:30:49.180 they
00:30:49.600 they're
00:30:50.040 looking
00:30:50.400 for
00:30:50.660 anybody
00:30:51.040 in
00:30:51.380 the
00:30:51.540 world
00:30:51.780 to
00:30:52.000 call
00:30:52.320 them
00:30:52.580 and
00:30:52.720 say
00:30:52.860 hey
00:30:53.260 how
00:30:54.420 are
00:30:54.620 you
00:30:54.920 where
00:30:55.220 is
00:30:55.420 your
00:30:55.580 head
00:30:56.000 at
00:30:56.220 where
00:30:56.680 is
00:30:56.840 your
00:30:57.000 heart
00:30:57.380 at
00:30:57.680 and
00:31:01.760 sometimes
00:31:02.140 that
00:31:02.500 can
00:31:02.660 be
00:31:02.880 you
00:31:03.200 that
00:31:03.380 can
00:31:03.540 be
00:31:03.720 anybody
00:31:04.300 but
00:31:07.760 I
00:31:07.900 have
00:31:08.060 to
00:31:08.140 remember
00:31:08.420 when
00:31:08.600 I
00:31:08.700 get
00:31:08.820 up
00:31:08.940 to
00:31:09.060 ask
00:31:09.400 myself
00:31:09.740 that
00:31:09.980 question
00:31:10.340 first
00:31:10.820 so
00:31:13.240 so
00:31:16.460 anyway
00:31:16.720 what
00:31:16.980 a
00:31:17.120 small
00:31:17.380 little
00:31:17.600 world
00:31:17.860 how
00:31:18.020 that
00:31:18.180 worked
00:31:18.460 out
00:31:18.740 but
00:31:20.020 thank
00:31:20.240 you
00:31:20.380 Kenny
00:31:20.540 we'll
00:31:20.760 find
00:31:21.040 someone
00:31:21.340 who
00:31:22.440 can
00:31:22.600 use
00:31:22.840 it
00:31:22.940 I
00:31:23.040 think
00:31:23.360 so
00:31:24.080 hit
00:31:24.220 the
00:31:24.340 hotline
00:31:24.700 if
00:31:24.820 you
00:31:24.880 have
00:31:24.960 some
00:31:25.100 suggestions
00:31:25.540 I'm
00:31:27.660 going to
00:31:27.820 tell you
00:31:28.060 right now
00:31:28.520 also
00:31:28.920 that
00:31:29.280 we
00:31:29.420 got
00:31:29.700 this
00:31:30.000 call
00:31:30.280 that
00:31:30.460 came
00:31:30.660 in
00:31:30.820 right
00:31:31.020 here
00:31:31.580 hey
00:31:32.980 Theo
00:31:33.460 this
00:31:33.840 is
00:31:34.260 Salim
00:31:35.360 coming
00:31:36.280 at
00:31:36.620 you
00:31:36.760 from
00:31:37.220 Victoria
00:31:38.040 British
00:31:38.560 Columbia
00:31:39.020 and
00:31:39.300 Canada
00:31:39.720 Salim
00:31:41.280 and man
00:31:43.120 thank you
00:31:43.560 Canada
00:31:43.860 for being
00:31:44.320 you
00:31:44.720 you know
00:31:47.300 sometimes
00:31:47.520 I fall
00:31:47.940 asleep
00:31:48.220 at night
00:31:48.540 I think
00:31:48.840 about
00:31:49.040 Canada
00:31:49.400 bro
00:31:49.740 I'll be
00:31:51.600 honest
00:31:51.900 with you
00:31:52.220 dude
00:31:52.420 no homo
00:31:53.100 bro
00:31:53.280 or no
00:31:53.620 snow
00:31:53.940 mo
00:31:54.180 but I
00:31:56.560 think
00:31:56.800 about
00:31:57.060 Canada
00:31:57.500 and I
00:32:00.260 think
00:32:00.440 sometimes
00:32:00.720 I just
00:32:01.120 I'll lay
00:32:01.800 in bed
00:32:02.160 I'll just
00:32:02.480 think
00:32:02.720 about
00:32:02.980 damn
00:32:03.300 Canada
00:32:03.860 bro
00:32:04.260 and I'll
00:32:06.940 think
00:32:07.060 about
00:32:07.260 a
00:32:07.420 newborn
00:32:07.680 baby
00:32:08.120 just
00:32:08.320 riding
00:32:08.620 naked
00:32:09.060 on a
00:32:09.480 just
00:32:10.300 on a
00:32:10.600 damn
00:32:10.860 reindeer's
00:32:11.660 back
00:32:12.040 and just
00:32:15.620 looking for
00:32:16.080 God
00:32:16.480 bro
00:32:16.800 both of
00:32:17.600 them
00:32:17.680 the little
00:32:17.960 the little
00:32:18.480 babies
00:32:18.840 on the
00:32:19.180 back
00:32:19.440 of the
00:32:19.700 reindeer
00:32:20.060 and he
00:32:21.020 just
00:32:21.220 looking
00:32:21.560 for the
00:32:21.940 Lord
00:32:22.380 and there's
00:32:27.560 just something
00:32:27.940 beautiful about
00:32:28.520 that shit
00:32:29.060 bro
00:32:29.340 and I
00:32:31.080 I'll be
00:32:31.480 honest
00:32:31.700 I'll be
00:32:31.920 the first
00:32:32.240 to tell
00:32:32.500 you
00:32:32.540 I didn't
00:32:32.760 think
00:32:32.940 Canada
00:32:33.200 was a
00:32:33.500 real
00:32:33.680 place
00:32:34.000 when I
00:32:34.200 was
00:32:34.320 growing
00:32:34.520 up
00:32:34.860 when I
00:32:36.580 was
00:32:36.740 young
00:32:37.020 somebody
00:32:37.320 said
00:32:37.560 hey
00:32:37.700 a wolf
00:32:38.120 you know
00:32:38.700 a wolf
00:32:40.540 attack
00:32:40.860 they had
00:32:41.160 a drawing
00:32:41.760 at school
00:32:42.180 it was a
00:32:42.640 picture of
00:32:42.940 a wolf
00:32:43.300 attacking
00:32:43.680 a boy
00:32:44.160 and it
00:32:46.880 said
00:32:47.020 Canada
00:32:47.400 on it
00:32:47.900 I said
00:32:50.240 damn
00:32:50.960 boy
00:32:51.380 so I
00:32:52.420 thought
00:32:52.600 Canada
00:32:52.940 was just
00:32:53.260 a place
00:32:53.600 where
00:32:53.800 America
00:32:54.260 where we
00:32:54.760 you know
00:32:55.120 practice
00:32:55.440 safety
00:32:55.860 equipment
00:32:56.180 where we
00:32:56.580 mailed
00:32:57.120 safety
00:32:57.500 equipment
00:32:57.860 to see if
00:32:58.300 it worked
00:32:58.640 and they
00:32:58.880 mailed
00:32:59.100 it back
00:32:59.500 I thought
00:33:00.720 it was
00:33:00.900 a company
00:33:01.340 you know
00:33:02.320 kind of
00:33:02.660 a you know
00:33:03.600 probably a
00:33:03.960 3.5 star
00:33:05.000 company
00:33:05.480 out of
00:33:06.160 five stars
00:33:06.820 but
00:33:08.720 that's a
00:33:10.380 that's a
00:33:11.500 myth man
00:33:12.020 I've been
00:33:12.800 smoking
00:33:13.120 methamphetamines
00:33:14.180 bro if I'm
00:33:14.680 thinking that
00:33:15.220 I've been
00:33:16.360 getting high
00:33:17.120 on methamphetamines
00:33:18.760 if I've been
00:33:19.560 thinking that
00:33:20.060 because Canada
00:33:20.780 Canada's
00:33:22.260 amazing
00:33:22.740 if you
00:33:25.140 meet somebody
00:33:25.600 from Canada
00:33:26.240 bro hug
00:33:26.900 them
00:33:27.040 shake
00:33:27.380 they hand
00:33:28.000 fuck
00:33:28.440 them
00:33:28.680 treat
00:33:29.980 them
00:33:30.140 well
00:33:30.380 baby
00:33:30.700 feed
00:33:32.160 them
00:33:32.440 you know
00:33:33.840 massage
00:33:35.000 them
00:33:35.580 garage
00:33:37.420 them
00:33:37.860 bro
00:33:38.100 put them
00:33:40.180 in your
00:33:40.460 garage
00:33:41.020 you feel
00:33:41.340 what I'm
00:33:41.580 saying
00:33:41.760 do
00:33:42.020 something
00:33:42.320 for them
00:33:42.660 because
00:33:42.800 they're
00:33:42.940 good
00:33:43.140 people
00:33:43.480 anyway
00:33:44.420 thank you
00:33:44.900 Salim
00:33:45.200 Onward
00:33:45.480 and
00:33:47.060 I have
00:33:48.120 a thing
00:33:48.900 going on
00:33:49.540 I recently
00:33:50.080 met
00:33:50.580 this girl
00:33:51.520 that I
00:33:51.840 really like
00:33:52.520 and
00:33:53.720 the issue
00:33:54.640 though
00:33:54.960 is she
00:33:55.860 is very
00:33:56.300 COVID
00:33:56.820 conscious
00:33:57.700 I guess
00:33:58.240 not an
00:33:58.500 issue
00:33:58.700 makes sense
00:33:59.440 and
00:34:00.680 basically
00:34:01.980 we go on
00:34:03.200 a couple
00:34:03.480 days
00:34:03.840 we're hanging
00:34:04.260 out from
00:34:04.660 the distance
00:34:05.160 and
00:34:05.880 like we
00:34:06.760 can't
00:34:07.220 really
00:34:07.600 you know
00:34:08.460 make any
00:34:08.900 physical
00:34:09.300 contact
00:34:09.880 or
00:34:10.520 kiss
00:34:11.740 each other
00:34:12.240 hug
00:34:12.560 or whatever
00:34:12.960 and
00:34:14.160 that's
00:34:14.660 tough
00:34:14.960 I feel
00:34:15.340 like
00:34:15.620 for me
00:34:16.200 I don't
00:34:16.420 know what
00:34:16.700 you think
00:34:17.080 about
00:34:17.420 no physical
00:34:18.460 contact
00:34:19.140 in a
00:34:19.640 relationship
00:34:20.980 and also
00:34:21.720 I'm heading
00:34:22.760 back to
00:34:23.620 Ontario
00:34:24.760 outside of
00:34:25.540 Toronto
00:34:25.940 in a
00:34:27.500 couple
00:34:28.000 months
00:34:28.420 so
00:34:28.920 I don't
00:34:29.780 know
00:34:30.320 you know
00:34:31.560 really what
00:34:32.020 I'm doing
00:34:32.500 or why
00:34:33.260 so you're
00:34:34.960 Canadian
00:34:35.360 she's afraid
00:34:35.980 of
00:34:36.280 COVID
00:34:37.200 this is
00:34:39.500 like
00:34:39.820 Snowmeo
00:34:41.020 and
00:34:41.240 Hachoo
00:34:41.840 Liet
00:34:42.540 you know
00:34:44.820 she's scared
00:34:45.380 of something
00:34:45.820 and you
00:34:46.080 really
00:34:46.400 you know
00:34:46.960 and you're
00:34:48.380 from the
00:34:48.640 great
00:34:48.900 dub
00:34:49.240 in
00:34:49.540 baby
00:34:49.840 you feel
00:34:51.040 me
00:34:51.160 that
00:34:51.340 white
00:34:52.460 north
00:34:52.800 bro
00:34:53.020 that
00:34:53.220 blanco
00:34:53.600 up top
00:34:54.180 gang
00:34:54.480 shit
00:34:54.800 onward
00:34:55.160 gang
00:34:56.160 gang
00:34:57.160 baby
00:35:10.900 thank you
00:35:12.280 Salim
00:35:12.980 and
00:35:17.920 let me
00:35:18.540 tell you
00:35:18.800 I'll say
00:35:19.080 this
00:35:19.260 first of
00:35:19.600 all
00:35:19.740 man
00:35:19.880 I think
00:35:20.220 you know
00:35:20.680 this is a
00:35:21.100 beautiful
00:35:21.360 story
00:35:22.000 and this
00:35:24.180 is why
00:35:24.540 I listen
00:35:24.960 to this
00:35:25.240 podcast
00:35:25.660 because
00:35:26.040 sometimes
00:35:26.400 it
00:35:26.620 reminds
00:35:27.400 me
00:35:28.020 that
00:35:29.980 there
00:35:30.380 is
00:35:30.800 there
00:35:32.820 is
00:35:33.340 still
00:35:33.760 a
00:35:34.120 human
00:35:35.040 part
00:35:35.380 of
00:35:35.520 life
00:35:35.960 sometimes
00:35:39.380 it does
00:35:39.920 sometimes
00:35:40.120 it don't
00:35:40.980 remind me
00:35:41.400 anything
00:35:41.760 but
00:35:42.720 sometimes
00:35:43.100 it reminds
00:35:43.740 me
00:35:43.880 that
00:35:44.060 there's
00:35:44.380 still
00:35:44.700 this
00:35:44.960 element
00:35:45.360 of
00:35:45.640 people
00:35:46.580 there's
00:35:48.560 still
00:35:48.920 this
00:35:49.540 this
00:35:51.820 fabric
00:35:53.220 inside
00:35:55.160 us
00:35:56.100 that
00:35:56.580 that
00:36:00.020 wants
00:36:00.320 to be
00:36:00.680 seen
00:36:01.180 and
00:36:03.460 that
00:36:03.680 fabric
00:36:04.040 a lot
00:36:04.400 of
00:36:04.520 times
00:36:04.900 it's
00:36:05.360 it's
00:36:06.340 like
00:36:06.580 the
00:36:08.460 text
00:36:08.920 it's
00:36:09.360 like
00:36:09.480 the
00:36:09.660 textile
00:36:10.020 of
00:36:10.460 just
00:36:10.660 the
00:36:10.860 of
00:36:11.020 the
00:36:11.140 human
00:36:11.400 condition
00:36:12.020 and
00:36:15.380 sometimes
00:36:15.700 it's
00:36:16.980 it's
00:36:18.160 fun
00:36:19.940 and
00:36:20.100 sometimes
00:36:20.300 it's
00:36:20.560 real
00:36:20.800 and
00:36:20.960 sometimes
00:36:21.140 it's
00:36:21.380 tragic
00:36:21.760 and
00:36:21.960 sometimes
00:36:22.180 it's
00:36:23.320 alive
00:36:26.680 and
00:36:27.040 sometimes
00:36:27.260 it's
00:36:27.540 dead
00:36:27.940 almost
00:36:28.660 but
00:36:30.580 it's
00:36:31.020 it's
00:36:33.360 just
00:36:33.860 bare
00:36:35.860 and
00:36:38.440 it's
00:36:38.680 nice
00:36:39.000 this
00:36:39.500 something
00:36:39.900 about
00:36:40.300 this
00:36:40.640 does
00:36:40.960 that
00:36:41.160 for
00:36:41.320 me
00:36:41.520 this
00:36:41.840 this
00:36:42.760 call
00:36:43.060 because
00:36:43.720 it
00:36:43.920 just
00:36:44.220 you know
00:36:46.520 not
00:36:46.800 every
00:36:47.100 relationship
00:36:47.800 is
00:36:48.380 come
00:36:49.220 over
00:36:49.480 here
00:36:49.860 and
00:36:50.700 let me
00:36:50.940 look up
00:36:51.340 your
00:36:51.480 booty
00:36:51.800 you know
00:36:54.560 there's
00:36:54.820 a lot
00:36:55.200 of
00:36:55.380 love
00:36:55.880 out
00:36:56.120 there
00:36:56.260 that
00:36:56.460 still
00:36:56.780 has
00:36:57.060 this
00:36:57.260 old
00:36:57.580 fashioned
00:36:58.080 wagon
00:36:58.900 wheel
00:36:59.320 kind
00:36:59.620 of
00:36:59.720 environment
00:37:00.280 you know
00:37:02.300 there's
00:37:02.460 a lot
00:37:02.720 of
00:37:02.860 love
00:37:03.180 out
00:37:03.400 there
00:37:03.560 that's
00:37:03.820 like
00:37:04.000 hey
00:37:04.220 I met
00:37:05.380 you
00:37:05.520 and I'm
00:37:05.780 thinking
00:37:06.040 about
00:37:06.380 you
00:37:06.680 and
00:37:08.720 it's
00:37:08.860 not
00:37:09.020 a
00:37:09.180 million
00:37:09.460 texts
00:37:09.900 a
00:37:10.080 day
00:37:10.320 and
00:37:10.460 it's
00:37:10.620 not
00:37:10.800 a
00:37:11.020 you
00:37:12.780 know
00:37:12.940 look
00:37:13.120 I'll
00:37:13.320 be
00:37:13.420 honest
00:37:13.600 I met
00:37:13.960 a girl
00:37:14.440 a couple
00:37:15.140 months
00:37:15.480 ago
00:37:15.740 and we
00:37:16.060 met
00:37:16.260 up
00:37:16.400 in a
00:37:16.600 park
00:37:17.020 and
00:37:19.140 you
00:37:19.360 know
00:37:19.480 I
00:37:19.640 tried
00:37:19.900 to
00:37:20.060 get
00:37:20.340 to
00:37:20.460 see
00:37:20.620 her
00:37:20.780 tits
00:37:21.060 from
00:37:21.200 about
00:37:21.360 20
00:37:21.660 feet
00:37:21.880 away
00:37:22.140 she
00:37:22.320 said
00:37:22.580 no
00:37:22.940 and
00:37:24.320 she
00:37:24.460 drove
00:37:24.780 off
00:37:25.080 and
00:37:25.180 she
00:37:25.300 thought
00:37:25.480 I
00:37:25.620 was
00:37:25.760 probably
00:37:26.040 a
00:37:26.220 piece
00:37:26.400 of
00:37:26.540 shit
00:37:26.860 and
00:37:28.280 she
00:37:28.380 was
00:37:28.500 probably
00:37:28.740 right
00:37:29.100 but
00:37:32.160 you're
00:37:32.400 doing
00:37:32.620 something
00:37:32.960 else
00:37:33.260 man
00:37:33.440 you
00:37:33.580 have
00:37:33.800 a
00:37:33.900 really
00:37:34.060 there's
00:37:34.280 a
00:37:34.420 love
00:37:34.800 thing
00:37:35.140 going
00:37:35.420 on
00:37:35.700 there
00:37:36.000 and
00:37:38.040 you're
00:37:38.220 just
00:37:38.360 kind
00:37:38.580 of
00:37:38.700 contemplating
00:37:39.420 well
00:37:39.580 what
00:37:39.760 if
00:37:39.900 I
00:37:40.220 I'm
00:37:40.660 you
00:37:40.920 know
00:37:41.040 I
00:37:41.300 could
00:37:41.460 lose
00:37:41.800 this
00:37:42.020 girl
00:37:42.200 I
00:37:42.340 could
00:37:42.480 go
00:37:42.720 on
00:37:42.920 you
00:37:43.100 know
00:37:43.180 I
00:37:43.320 have
00:37:43.480 to
00:37:43.620 go
00:37:43.980 and
00:37:46.380 that's
00:37:46.600 called
00:37:46.780 extradition
00:37:47.440 when you
00:37:47.700 got to
00:37:47.940 leave
00:37:48.140 the
00:37:48.300 country
00:37:48.620 and
00:37:50.420 I'm
00:37:50.600 you
00:37:50.740 know
00:37:50.840 I'm
00:37:51.060 glad
00:37:51.320 that
00:37:51.560 not
00:37:51.800 everybody
00:37:52.120 is
00:37:52.280 allowed
00:37:52.500 to
00:37:52.680 stay
00:37:52.880 unfortunately
00:37:53.400 that
00:37:53.720 you
00:37:54.240 know
00:37:54.440 if
00:37:55.860 you
00:37:55.980 run
00:37:56.180 over
00:37:56.360 here
00:37:56.520 with
00:37:56.640 a
00:37:56.740 damn
00:37:56.940 hatchet
00:37:57.480 and
00:37:57.740 shoot
00:37:58.020 up
00:37:58.180 a
00:37:58.300 dollar
00:37:58.500 general
00:37:58.940 they
00:37:59.120 let
00:37:59.300 you
00:37:59.440 stay
00:37:59.760 but
00:38:00.120 you
00:38:01.420 know
00:38:01.560 you're
00:38:01.880 a
00:38:02.020 decent
00:38:02.300 canuck
00:38:02.740 over
00:38:02.960 here
00:38:03.200 doing
00:38:03.500 you
00:38:03.740 know
00:38:03.860 trying
00:38:04.120 to
00:38:04.260 fall
00:38:04.480 in
00:38:04.640 love
00:38:04.900 and
00:38:05.020 they
00:38:05.140 you
00:38:06.260 know
00:38:06.460 but
00:38:06.680 those
00:38:06.900 are
00:38:07.000 the
00:38:07.120 rules
00:38:07.380 but
00:38:07.700 what
00:38:11.320 were we
00:38:11.500 talking
00:38:11.720 about
00:38:12.000 just
00:38:12.200 now
00:38:12.480 but
00:38:14.060 love
00:38:14.500 man
00:38:14.900 there's
00:38:18.220 something
00:38:18.400 special
00:38:18.800 about
00:38:19.060 that
00:38:19.400 you
00:38:22.060 know
00:38:22.140 there
00:38:22.280 used
00:38:22.520 to
00:38:22.620 be
00:38:22.740 something
00:38:22.940 special
00:38:23.460 about
00:38:23.800 when
00:38:24.000 somebody
00:38:24.320 wasn't
00:38:24.680 around
00:38:25.020 just
00:38:25.240 thinking
00:38:26.180 man
00:38:30.640 I
00:38:30.820 remember
00:38:31.140 I
00:38:31.320 had
00:38:31.540 a
00:38:31.760 big
00:38:31.980 crush
00:38:32.360 on
00:38:32.520 this
00:38:32.680 girl
00:38:32.900 Katie
00:38:33.340 and
00:38:35.820 people
00:38:36.040 called
00:38:36.340 her
00:38:36.440 kind
00:38:36.600 of
00:38:36.720 fat
00:38:37.040 Katie
00:38:37.420 I
00:38:37.600 think
00:38:37.840 but
00:38:37.980 I
00:38:38.080 just
00:38:38.260 called
00:38:38.480 her
00:38:38.600 just
00:38:38.800 Katie
00:38:39.120 and
00:38:41.680 if
00:38:41.800 she
00:38:41.940 was
00:38:42.260 fat
00:38:42.640 man
00:38:43.020 good
00:38:44.280 that
00:38:44.600 meant
00:38:44.760 there
00:38:44.880 was
00:38:45.020 more
00:38:45.340 of
00:38:45.480 her
00:38:45.700 bruh
00:38:46.420 because
00:38:46.680 I
00:38:46.820 was
00:38:46.980 in
00:38:47.140 love
00:38:47.560 with
00:38:47.740 her
00:38:47.900 and
00:38:50.540 and
00:38:52.620 I
00:38:52.700 wrote
00:38:52.900 Katie
00:38:53.220 on
00:38:53.340 my
00:38:53.520 pillow
00:38:53.800 and
00:38:54.000 some
00:38:54.140 of
00:38:54.240 would
00:38:54.380 just
00:38:54.540 go
00:38:54.720 lay
00:38:55.160 in
00:38:55.340 my
00:38:55.540 bed
00:38:55.900 and
00:38:56.040 just
00:38:56.240 hug
00:38:56.700 this
00:38:56.940 pillow
00:38:57.200 as
00:38:57.400 hard
00:38:57.600 as
00:38:57.720 I
00:38:57.880 could
00:38:58.360 and
00:39:01.260 I
00:39:01.360 just
00:39:01.560 hoped
00:39:01.900 that
00:39:02.140 somehow
00:39:02.640 she
00:39:03.320 just
00:39:03.640 knew
00:39:04.180 how
00:39:04.520 much
00:39:05.040 I
00:39:05.340 just
00:39:05.640 cared
00:39:06.120 about
00:39:06.460 her
00:39:06.720 and
00:39:11.120 somehow
00:39:15.140 in that
00:39:15.640 little
00:39:15.840 process
00:39:16.340 of me
00:39:16.640 hugging
00:39:16.880 this
00:39:17.040 pillow
00:39:17.160 it
00:39:17.320 was
00:39:17.440 that
00:39:17.860 was
00:39:18.020 the
00:39:18.160 old
00:39:18.380 school
00:39:18.620 like
00:39:18.860 just
00:39:19.120 texting
00:39:19.560 or
00:39:19.760 stalking
00:39:20.300 on
00:39:20.480 Instagram
00:39:20.920 that
00:39:21.320 was
00:39:21.460 the
00:39:21.620 old
00:39:21.800 that
00:39:22.240 was
00:39:22.440 it
00:39:22.580 was
00:39:22.760 a
00:39:23.020 real
00:39:23.460 visceral
00:39:24.600 thing
00:39:25.240 you
00:39:28.500 know
00:39:28.620 back
00:39:28.900 in the
00:39:29.140 day
00:39:29.300 somebody
00:39:29.560 would
00:39:29.760 get
00:39:29.880 a
00:39:30.060 knife
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00:40:37.200 you know
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00:40:39.460 I love
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00:40:41.780 a pervert
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00:41:01.060 man
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00:43:50.400 man
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00:46:56.920 crippled
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00:46:58.760 parmigiana
00:46:59.440 baby
00:46:59.860 that's
00:47:01.180 how it
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00:47:01.980 we're
00:47:02.860 talking
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00:47:12.900 you
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00:47:18.460 let's
00:47:18.640 get
00:47:18.780 into
00:47:18.900 a
00:47:19.020 couple
00:47:19.120 more
00:47:19.300 calls
00:47:19.700 here
00:47:20.220 here
00:47:20.740 we
00:47:20.900 go
00:47:21.300 hey
00:47:23.200 Theo
00:47:23.580 this
00:47:24.120 is
00:47:24.420 Luke
00:47:25.100 from
00:47:25.520 Kansas
00:47:25.860 City
00:47:26.260 Luke
00:47:27.240 from
00:47:27.460 KC
00:47:28.020 and we
00:47:28.900 appreciate
00:47:29.300 you
00:47:29.560 brother
00:47:29.840 and I
00:47:31.440 was
00:47:31.640 I
00:47:34.180 was in
00:47:34.420 a
00:47:34.560 burning
00:47:35.020 building
00:47:35.400 once
00:47:35.740 in
00:47:35.880 Kansas
00:47:36.160 City
00:47:36.500 but I
00:47:38.300 just
00:47:38.500 made
00:47:38.660 a
00:47:38.820 sandwich
00:47:39.120 and so
00:47:39.480 I
00:47:39.600 didn't
00:47:39.760 evacuate
00:47:40.200 and I
00:47:40.480 ate
00:47:40.600 that
00:47:40.780 sandwich
00:47:41.240 onward
00:47:42.180 I'm
00:47:43.360 over
00:47:43.540 here
00:47:44.080 trying
00:47:44.940 not to
00:47:45.280 delete
00:47:45.700 one of
00:47:46.360 these
00:47:46.580 cigarettes
00:47:47.260 that I
00:47:47.560 got
00:47:47.700 burning
00:47:47.960 in my
00:47:48.220 pocket
00:47:48.540 right
00:47:48.820 now
00:47:49.140 I
00:47:50.380 just
00:47:50.540 wanted
00:47:50.700 to
00:47:50.840 call
00:47:51.100 and say
00:47:51.420 I
00:47:51.540 love
00:47:51.720 the
00:47:51.900 show
00:47:52.160 man
00:47:52.480 I
00:47:53.020 really
00:47:53.840 appreciate
00:47:54.280 it
00:47:54.900 make me
00:47:55.380 laugh
00:47:55.720 man
00:47:56.000 your
00:47:56.260 commentary
00:47:57.660 on
00:47:58.020 Tampa
00:47:58.440 which
00:47:59.380 I
00:47:59.640 have
00:47:59.820 a
00:47:59.900 good
00:48:00.040 friend
00:48:00.400 in
00:48:01.000 that
00:48:01.140 took
00:48:01.280 me
00:48:01.400 to
00:48:01.480 the
00:48:01.620 underbelly
00:48:02.760 of
00:48:03.000 Tampa
00:48:03.400 was
00:48:04.480 spot
00:48:04.780 on
00:48:05.020 oh
00:48:05.740 yeah
00:48:05.920 Tampa
00:48:06.260 is
00:48:06.360 a
00:48:06.480 good
00:48:06.620 place
00:48:06.900 to
00:48:07.060 get
00:48:07.240 a
00:48:07.680 I
00:48:08.480 mean
00:48:08.600 somebody
00:48:08.920 will
00:48:09.060 take
00:48:09.220 your
00:48:09.360 organs
00:48:09.620 right
00:48:09.840 out
00:48:09.920 of
00:48:09.960 your
00:48:10.080 body
00:48:10.300 with
00:48:10.460 a
00:48:10.580 knife
00:48:10.860 and
00:48:11.040 sell
00:48:13.700 you
00:48:13.860 a
00:48:14.000 cigar
00:48:14.340 bro
00:48:14.660 gang
00:48:16.160 shit
00:48:16.400 onward
00:48:16.720 I
00:48:18.160 just
00:48:18.540 had a
00:48:18.740 question
00:48:19.120 about
00:48:19.760 I
00:48:20.160 have
00:48:20.260 a
00:48:20.400 son
00:48:20.660 he's
00:48:20.960 coming
00:48:21.480 of
00:48:21.680 age
00:48:22.140 not
00:48:23.780 too
00:48:24.080 soon
00:48:24.320 he's
00:48:24.520 nine
00:48:24.820 but
00:48:25.440 I
00:48:25.560 know
00:48:25.740 the
00:48:25.960 time's
00:48:26.740 coming
00:48:27.000 for
00:48:27.200 the
00:48:27.360 birds
00:48:27.740 and
00:48:28.140 the
00:48:28.320 bees
00:48:28.740 and
00:48:30.020 I
00:48:30.400 just
00:48:30.600 wanted
00:48:30.820 to
00:48:30.960 get
00:48:31.140 your
00:48:31.300 take
00:48:31.640 on
00:48:31.780 how
00:48:31.940 do
00:48:32.200 you
00:48:32.300 break
00:48:32.520 that
00:48:32.720 down
00:48:33.100 I
00:48:33.520 didn't
00:48:34.180 really
00:48:34.380 get
00:48:34.660 too
00:48:36.020 much
00:48:38.920 when I
00:48:39.320 was
00:48:39.440 younger
00:48:39.760 and
00:48:40.380 I
00:48:40.920 just
00:48:41.440 wanted
00:48:41.560 to
00:48:41.620 give
00:48:41.740 him
00:48:41.800 the
00:48:41.940 tools
00:48:42.260 man
00:48:42.520 and
00:48:42.640 I
00:48:42.720 just
00:48:42.820 wanted
00:48:42.960 to
00:48:43.040 give
00:48:43.160 you
00:48:43.260 what
00:48:43.800 are
00:48:43.880 your
00:48:44.000 thoughts
00:48:44.360 on
00:48:44.620 the
00:48:46.100 birds
00:48:47.180 and
00:48:47.320 the
00:48:47.400 bees
00:48:47.600 to
00:48:47.840 a
00:48:48.260 young
00:48:48.460 man
00:48:48.780 thank
00:48:49.620 you
00:48:50.060 amen
00:48:50.800 thank you
00:48:51.420 so much
00:48:52.140 for that
00:48:53.580 question
00:48:54.140 and he's
00:48:56.220 talking about
00:48:56.620 sex
00:48:57.060 he's talking
00:48:57.460 about
00:48:57.660 sex
00:48:58.020 he's not
00:48:58.260 talking
00:48:58.480 about
00:48:58.680 pets
00:48:59.040 or
00:48:59.180 anything
00:48:59.340 like
00:48:59.600 that
00:48:59.760 he's
00:48:59.900 talking
00:49:00.040 about
00:49:00.260 sex
00:49:00.600 for
00:49:00.780 children
00:49:01.180 and
00:49:04.660 you
00:49:06.800 know
00:49:06.960 it's
00:49:07.800 here's
00:49:09.120 the thing
00:49:09.360 I think
00:49:09.980 the thing
00:49:10.840 is
00:49:11.380 with
00:49:12.460 talking
00:49:12.820 about
00:49:13.140 sex
00:49:13.520 with
00:49:13.740 children
00:49:14.120 you
00:49:16.180 want
00:49:16.480 to
00:49:16.560 be
00:49:16.680 the
00:49:16.860 first
00:49:17.180 person
00:49:17.720 to
00:49:18.880 kind
00:49:21.220 of
00:49:21.600 to
00:49:23.380 present
00:49:23.840 it
00:49:24.040 to
00:49:24.300 him
00:49:24.520 you
00:49:26.100 want
00:49:26.300 to
00:49:26.360 be
00:49:26.460 the
00:49:26.620 diving
00:49:26.940 board
00:49:27.320 he's
00:49:30.580 going
00:49:30.720 to
00:49:30.820 hear
00:49:31.020 something
00:49:31.400 he'll
00:49:32.480 hear
00:49:32.660 a
00:49:32.860 word
00:49:33.280 you
00:49:34.160 want
00:49:34.400 to
00:49:34.500 be
00:49:34.700 the
00:49:34.940 one
00:49:35.280 to
00:49:35.480 start
00:49:35.960 the
00:49:36.880 to
00:49:37.380 present
00:49:37.700 it
00:49:37.860 to
00:49:37.940 him
00:49:38.020 because
00:49:38.240 I
00:49:38.900 remember
00:49:39.420 when I
00:49:39.860 was
00:49:40.040 young
00:49:40.580 they
00:49:41.640 had
00:49:41.840 a
00:49:42.020 fella
00:49:42.220 in
00:49:42.380 our
00:49:42.540 neighborhood
00:49:42.960 who
00:49:43.980 ended
00:49:44.220 up
00:49:44.440 actually
00:49:44.820 taking
00:49:45.160 his
00:49:45.500 grandmother's
00:49:47.140 life
00:49:47.400 and
00:49:48.780 she
00:49:48.940 was
00:49:49.100 our
00:49:49.260 lunch
00:49:49.520 lady
00:49:49.840 and
00:49:50.140 R.I.P.
00:49:51.680 Annie
00:49:51.920 and
00:49:53.460 she
00:49:55.940 scooped
00:49:56.420 you out
00:49:56.580 the
00:49:56.740 peas
00:49:57.080 and
00:49:57.260 by the
00:49:59.020 time
00:49:59.260 she
00:49:59.420 got
00:49:59.580 that
00:49:59.800 scoop
00:50:00.100 to
00:50:00.300 you
00:50:00.400 she
00:50:00.580 had
00:50:00.840 half
00:50:01.140 the
00:50:01.300 peas
00:50:01.520 on
00:50:01.640 there
00:50:01.720 she
00:50:01.860 had
00:50:02.020 damn
00:50:02.240 dyslexia
00:50:02.820 in
00:50:02.920 her
00:50:03.040 wrists
00:50:03.380 you
00:50:04.080 know
00:50:04.180 she
00:50:04.340 couldn't
00:50:04.600 put
00:50:04.780 together
00:50:05.080 a damn
00:50:05.380 scoop
00:50:05.620 of
00:50:05.780 peas
00:50:06.000 but
00:50:06.280 but
00:50:09.960 anyway
00:50:10.300 what was I
00:50:12.100 talking
00:50:12.280 about
00:50:12.540 oh
00:50:14.580 this
00:50:14.800 dude
00:50:15.040 so he
00:50:15.360 made
00:50:15.580 I mean
00:50:15.860 he
00:50:16.000 didn't
00:50:16.200 make
00:50:16.400 it
00:50:16.480 but
00:50:16.620 he
00:50:16.800 this
00:50:17.340 dude
00:50:17.560 one
00:50:17.780 time
00:50:18.080 you know
00:50:18.640 he
00:50:18.780 masturbated
00:50:19.500 and
00:50:20.900 he
00:50:21.060 jerked
00:50:22.120 out
00:50:22.340 you know
00:50:22.900 spraying
00:50:23.360 out
00:50:23.700 they
00:50:23.880 called
00:50:24.140 it
00:50:24.280 locally
00:50:24.660 but
00:50:26.180 he
00:50:26.340 jerked
00:50:26.840 out
00:50:27.140 and
00:50:27.800 he
00:50:28.360 made
00:50:28.560 us
00:50:28.720 kind
00:50:28.900 of
00:50:28.980 watch
00:50:29.260 him
00:50:29.360 he
00:50:29.520 didn't
00:50:29.720 make
00:50:30.000 us
00:50:30.160 watch
00:50:30.440 him
00:50:30.540 but
00:50:30.800 this
00:50:31.900 was
00:50:32.140 right
00:50:32.540 after
00:50:33.000 football
00:50:33.400 season
00:50:33.720 ended
00:50:34.020 right
00:50:34.740 before
00:50:35.020 baseball
00:50:35.420 so
00:50:35.620 kind
00:50:35.840 of
00:50:35.900 that
00:50:36.040 time
00:50:36.260 when
00:50:36.360 there
00:50:36.480 wasn't
00:50:37.120 you know
00:50:37.360 not
00:50:37.600 a lot
00:50:38.100 going
00:50:38.320 on
00:50:38.640 and
00:50:40.180 so
00:50:40.420 he
00:50:40.560 you know
00:50:40.840 it was
00:50:40.980 opportune
00:50:41.600 time
00:50:41.900 if
00:50:42.060 you
00:50:42.180 you know
00:50:43.820 this
00:50:44.040 is
00:50:44.200 you know
00:50:44.520 if
00:50:44.740 it was
00:50:45.100 just
00:50:45.300 you know
00:50:45.660 time
00:50:46.160 you'd
00:50:46.380 almost
00:50:46.560 try
00:50:46.800 anything
00:50:47.240 you know
00:50:47.760 you'd
00:50:47.980 try
00:50:48.220 you know
00:50:48.660 you'd
00:50:50.640 eat
00:50:50.760 Laffy
00:50:51.240 Taffies
00:50:51.740 even
00:50:51.960 though
00:50:52.080 you
00:50:52.200 hated
00:50:52.520 them
00:50:52.700 you
00:50:52.860 know
00:50:53.240 but
00:50:54.300 anyway
00:50:54.480 this
00:50:54.700 guy
00:50:54.940 jerked
00:50:55.280 off
00:50:55.400 made
00:50:55.540 us
00:50:55.640 watch
00:50:55.900 him
00:50:56.000 anyway
00:50:56.200 his
00:50:56.440 dad
00:50:57.000 saw
00:50:58.180 it
00:50:58.440 happen
00:50:59.060 and
00:51:00.580 his
00:51:00.780 dad
00:51:01.240 was
00:51:01.480 not
00:51:01.860 pleased
00:51:02.280 with
00:51:02.480 it
00:51:02.740 so
00:51:04.160 I
00:51:04.280 remember
00:51:04.460 his
00:51:04.700 dad
00:51:05.060 made
00:51:05.300 us
00:51:05.540 sit
00:51:05.920 in
00:51:06.240 their
00:51:06.420 house
00:51:06.920 and
00:51:07.280 he
00:51:07.400 put
00:51:07.560 like
00:51:07.760 stick
00:51:08.160 them
00:51:08.300 on
00:51:08.440 our
00:51:08.560 hands
00:51:08.940 you know
00:51:09.920 like
00:51:10.220 spray
00:51:12.340 enamel
00:51:12.820 and
00:51:17.580 he
00:51:17.900 then
00:51:18.900 he
00:51:18.980 put
00:51:19.200 our
00:51:19.340 hand
00:51:19.520 like
00:51:19.680 a
00:51:19.860 sand
00:51:20.220 like
00:51:20.460 a
00:51:20.780 coarse
00:51:21.380 kind
00:51:21.620 of
00:51:21.760 sand
00:51:22.240 and
00:51:23.360 then
00:51:23.480 he
00:51:23.580 made
00:51:23.720 us
00:51:23.840 look
00:51:23.960 at
00:51:24.080 pornography
00:51:24.540 in
00:51:24.760 their
00:51:24.880 living
00:51:25.180 room
00:51:25.660 and
00:51:27.100 so
00:51:27.260 we're
00:51:27.420 there
00:51:27.580 watching
00:51:28.040 and
00:51:28.200 he
00:51:28.280 told
00:51:28.460 you
00:51:28.580 can't
00:51:29.040 touch
00:51:29.300 yourselves
00:51:29.720 you
00:51:29.920 know
00:51:30.040 so
00:51:30.220 everybody
00:51:30.560 is
00:51:30.720 sitting
00:51:31.080 there
00:51:31.260 damn
00:51:31.520 erect
00:51:32.000 and
00:51:32.880 the
00:51:34.040 dad
00:51:34.380 was
00:51:34.540 making
00:51:34.760 chili
00:51:35.160 the
00:51:35.340 whole
00:51:35.500 time
00:51:35.960 he's
00:51:36.920 making
00:51:37.200 chili
00:51:37.900 in
00:51:39.480 the
00:51:39.640 kitchen
00:51:40.080 man
00:51:40.380 so
00:51:40.560 I
00:51:40.680 can't
00:51:40.860 even
00:51:41.000 drive
00:51:41.280 through
00:51:41.460 Cincinnati
00:51:41.900 without
00:51:42.340 just
00:51:42.840 springing
00:51:43.940 bored
00:51:44.320 you feel
00:51:44.820 me
00:51:45.040 but
00:51:45.980 anyway
00:51:48.480 but here's
00:51:49.740 what I'm
00:51:49.880 saying is
00:51:50.160 I didn't
00:51:50.380 know anything
00:51:50.640 about sex
00:51:51.240 and you
00:51:51.600 want to
00:51:52.420 be the
00:51:52.640 one to
00:51:53.060 introduce
00:51:54.320 him to
00:51:54.780 it
00:51:54.960 you don't
00:51:56.400 want some
00:51:56.800 guy you
00:51:57.240 know
00:51:57.460 spraying
00:51:58.020 enamel in
00:51:58.540 his hands
00:51:58.980 out there
00:51:59.440 and making
00:51:59.780 him watch
00:52:00.120 pornography
00:52:00.720 so they
00:52:02.540 got you
00:52:03.060 just
00:52:03.340 you know
00:52:05.200 you gotta
00:52:05.580 be
00:52:05.880 you gotta
00:52:06.180 be a
00:52:06.740 part of
00:52:07.000 his life
00:52:07.260 I
00:52:08.220 remember I
00:52:08.740 heard the
00:52:09.080 word
00:52:09.300 dildo
00:52:10.120 and somebody
00:52:11.980 at school
00:52:12.300 was like
00:52:12.600 do you
00:52:12.760 know what
00:52:12.920 a dildo
00:52:13.600 is
00:52:14.100 I was
00:52:15.200 like
00:52:15.420 yeah
00:52:16.940 and I
00:52:18.180 didn't
00:52:18.380 know
00:52:18.660 and they
00:52:21.120 didn't
00:52:21.300 tell me
00:52:21.720 and then I'm
00:52:22.580 on the
00:52:22.800 school bus
00:52:23.420 and I
00:52:23.680 told the
00:52:24.140 school bus
00:52:24.580 driver
00:52:25.040 Miss Hazel
00:52:26.220 I told her
00:52:26.680 straight up
00:52:27.280 she had
00:52:28.440 them big
00:52:28.820 ass
00:52:29.080 dildos
00:52:29.660 on her
00:52:29.960 chest
00:52:30.400 and
00:52:31.620 um
00:52:32.100 and she
00:52:33.840 sent me
00:52:34.200 to the
00:52:34.380 principal
00:52:34.580 office
00:52:34.860 and this
00:52:35.400 one
00:52:35.520 they still
00:52:35.820 spanked
00:52:36.220 you
00:52:36.380 so
00:52:38.320 Lawton
00:52:38.760 McKee
00:52:39.180 this man
00:52:39.600 spanked
00:52:40.080 the F
00:52:40.420 out of
00:52:40.720 me
00:52:40.960 but nobody
00:52:43.080 still told
00:52:43.720 me what
00:52:44.100 it meant
00:52:44.480 no I
00:52:44.880 just didn't
00:52:45.420 know
00:52:45.640 anything
00:52:46.000 you know
00:52:47.980 it was
00:52:48.180 just a
00:52:48.480 different
00:52:48.700 time
00:52:49.220 man
00:52:49.560 um
00:52:50.860 my buddy
00:52:53.120 Scotty's
00:52:53.700 dad he
00:52:54.100 came in
00:52:54.440 one time
00:52:54.820 I was
00:52:55.100 staying
00:52:55.360 with them
00:52:55.860 he came
00:52:56.340 in the
00:52:56.540 bedroom
00:52:56.780 he said
00:52:57.120 look
00:52:57.380 first time
00:52:59.080 at his
00:52:59.300 house
00:52:59.500 he goes
00:52:59.760 you fellas
00:53:00.160 can sleep
00:53:00.760 pole to
00:53:01.480 pole
00:53:01.880 or hole
00:53:02.840 to hole
00:53:03.340 but don't
00:53:04.700 sleep
00:53:04.980 pole to
00:53:05.380 hole
00:53:05.640 man I
00:53:08.460 didn't
00:53:08.560 know what
00:53:08.760 the hell
00:53:09.200 he was
00:53:09.420 talking
00:53:09.620 about
00:53:09.880 dude
00:53:10.120 we tried
00:53:10.620 to figure
00:53:10.960 it out
00:53:11.260 we were
00:53:12.580 laying
00:53:12.900 there and
00:53:13.360 flipping
00:53:13.680 over and
00:53:14.280 doing this
00:53:14.780 and that
00:53:15.300 and hell
00:53:17.480 I just
00:53:18.020 slept on
00:53:18.380 the floor
00:53:18.660 I slept
00:53:18.920 at the
00:53:19.080 foot of
00:53:19.280 the bed
00:53:19.700 next to
00:53:20.480 a damn
00:53:20.820 they had
00:53:23.280 a golden
00:53:23.500 retriever
00:53:24.040 but um
00:53:26.400 anyway
00:53:26.900 you just
00:53:28.280 I'm saying
00:53:28.700 you want
00:53:29.060 to be the
00:53:29.340 one to
00:53:29.640 talk to
00:53:30.060 him
00:53:30.260 you want
00:53:31.340 to be
00:53:31.500 the one
00:53:31.700 to present
00:53:32.040 the information
00:53:33.080 I remember
00:53:33.800 another
00:53:34.080 buddy of
00:53:34.380 mine
00:53:34.560 his
00:53:34.980 this boy
00:53:35.740 Jeff
00:53:36.200 and his
00:53:37.400 daddy did
00:53:37.880 mail
00:53:38.240 and his
00:53:40.340 daddy did
00:53:40.920 uh
00:53:41.320 you know
00:53:42.900 postmanning
00:53:43.600 and he
00:53:45.260 one time
00:53:45.740 he said
00:53:46.960 you want
00:53:47.420 don't want
00:53:47.760 to find
00:53:48.040 a loose
00:53:48.460 woman
00:53:48.780 he said
00:53:49.260 and he
00:53:50.380 put like
00:53:50.740 a little
00:53:52.640 bag over
00:53:53.400 my head
00:53:53.800 from the
00:53:54.140 store
00:53:54.500 a tight
00:53:55.100 bag
00:53:55.500 and he
00:53:55.720 put it
00:53:55.960 on my
00:53:56.200 head
00:53:56.480 and kind
00:53:56.820 of taped
00:53:57.160 it around
00:53:57.420 my neck
00:53:57.800 a little bit
00:53:58.080 he said
00:53:58.240 you feel
00:53:58.640 that
00:53:58.960 I said
00:54:01.020 yeah I
00:54:01.320 can barely
00:54:01.600 breathe
00:54:02.000 you know
00:54:02.420 and then
00:54:02.880 he took
00:54:03.180 that off
00:54:03.600 and then
00:54:03.760 he put
00:54:04.000 his mail
00:54:04.440 bag
00:54:04.760 over my
00:54:05.100 head
00:54:05.320 U.S.
00:54:05.760 postal mail
00:54:06.360 sat on
00:54:06.740 U.S.
00:54:07.220 mail
00:54:07.460 and he said
00:54:08.880 you feel
00:54:09.260 that
00:54:09.500 you got
00:54:09.740 all this
00:54:09.980 room
00:54:10.240 in that
00:54:10.540 bitch
00:54:10.940 and he
00:54:12.540 said
00:54:12.660 you want
00:54:12.960 the first
00:54:13.340 one
00:54:13.600 and so
00:54:16.160 that's
00:54:16.380 how he
00:54:16.620 was trying
00:54:16.920 to teach
00:54:17.260 me
00:54:17.420 about
00:54:17.660 women
00:54:18.000 and loose
00:54:18.420 women
00:54:18.720 and he
00:54:20.960 said
00:54:21.180 if she'll
00:54:21.840 smoke
00:54:22.260 she'll
00:54:22.600 poke
00:54:22.960 and if
00:54:23.500 a woman
00:54:24.200 was doing
00:54:24.620 a cigarette
00:54:25.140 they was
00:54:25.560 willing
00:54:25.800 to do
00:54:26.180 sex
00:54:26.560 you know
00:54:27.860 just old
00:54:28.340 little
00:54:28.600 limericks
00:54:29.080 and stuff
00:54:29.620 Scottish
00:54:30.340 kind of
00:54:30.700 stuff
00:54:31.040 so anyway
00:54:32.460 I think
00:54:32.720 you just
00:54:33.000 want to
00:54:33.200 be the
00:54:33.400 person
00:54:33.620 to talk
00:54:34.000 to him
00:54:34.380 you know
00:54:35.720 you want
00:54:36.280 to be
00:54:36.460 the
00:54:36.660 you want
00:54:38.840 to be
00:54:38.980 the person
00:54:39.360 to talk
00:54:39.720 to him
00:54:40.100 so maybe
00:54:41.040 just ask
00:54:41.680 him
00:54:41.820 I think
00:54:42.400 a good
00:54:42.720 way could
00:54:43.000 be
00:54:43.120 is there
00:54:43.460 words
00:54:43.840 that you
00:54:44.100 haven't
00:54:44.400 heard
00:54:44.640 before
00:54:45.080 is there
00:54:45.520 are there
00:54:45.980 words
00:54:46.340 you have
00:54:46.520 any
00:54:46.640 questions
00:54:47.060 about
00:54:47.460 are there
00:54:47.700 terms
00:54:48.140 you've
00:54:48.380 heard
00:54:48.720 you know
00:54:51.800 do you
00:54:52.220 have any
00:54:52.480 thoughts
00:54:52.760 about your
00:54:53.260 body
00:54:53.660 do you
00:54:53.840 have any
00:54:54.080 thoughts
00:54:54.340 about other
00:54:54.900 people's
00:54:55.340 bodies
00:54:55.780 you know
00:54:57.460 have him
00:54:58.080 draw a
00:54:58.500 titty
00:54:58.780 see where
00:54:59.980 he's at
00:55:00.340 with it
00:55:00.800 you know
00:55:02.900 have him
00:55:04.700 you know
00:55:05.020 ask him
00:55:05.620 what if
00:55:05.900 he knows
00:55:06.160 anything
00:55:06.400 about a
00:55:06.800 cooter
00:55:07.060 see what
00:55:07.440 he said
00:55:07.760 he might
00:55:08.180 not know
00:55:08.560 nothing
00:55:08.900 so
00:55:10.940 but
00:55:12.880 anyway
00:55:14.040 but that's
00:55:15.320 a suggestion
00:55:16.200 I have
00:55:16.540 if you have
00:55:17.200 a suggestion
00:55:17.740 on how to
00:55:18.240 teach a
00:55:19.000 child about
00:55:19.500 the birds
00:55:19.980 and the bees
00:55:20.740 you can hit
00:55:21.280 the hotline
00:55:21.800 985-664-9503
00:55:26.320 speaking of
00:55:31.200 suggestions
00:55:31.860 man we had
00:55:32.340 some that
00:55:32.620 came in
00:55:32.920 last week
00:55:33.360 it was for
00:55:34.020 this gentleman
00:55:36.440 out of
00:55:36.760 Baton Rouge
00:55:37.300 Luke
00:55:37.840 and he was
00:55:39.340 going to be
00:55:39.620 a best man
00:55:40.140 for his
00:55:40.440 brother
00:55:40.780 and Luke
00:55:42.040 we got
00:55:42.380 a couple
00:55:43.200 of suggestions
00:55:43.920 that came
00:55:44.300 in here
00:55:44.540 for you
00:55:44.800 here we
00:55:45.020 go
00:55:45.440 yo what up
00:55:46.540 Theo this is
00:55:47.160 Evan calling
00:55:47.840 you from
00:55:48.740 Denver
00:55:49.020 I'm fresh
00:55:49.760 off of
00:55:50.100 best man
00:55:50.520 speech
00:55:50.840 so I figured
00:55:51.240 I'd hit up
00:55:51.760 I think your
00:55:52.300 boy Luke
00:55:52.860 a little nervous
00:55:54.080 for his
00:55:54.600 a few pieces
00:55:56.260 of advice
00:55:56.780 I would say
00:55:57.440 just as far
00:55:58.240 as structure
00:55:58.800 hit him with
00:55:59.280 a joke
00:55:59.680 out the gate
00:56:00.280 and then
00:56:00.900 pick like
00:56:02.080 one or two
00:56:02.760 characteristics
00:56:03.480 of your brother
00:56:04.440 that you really
00:56:05.040 admire
00:56:05.400 and then think
00:56:06.560 of a couple
00:56:06.960 stories to
00:56:07.600 illustrate those
00:56:08.400 throw in a
00:56:09.000 couple jokes
00:56:09.540 in between
00:56:10.060 you want to
00:56:11.580 keep it around
00:56:12.000 like you know
00:56:12.540 like you said
00:56:13.000 three to five
00:56:13.520 minutes
00:56:13.900 but also have
00:56:15.100 like
00:56:15.360 a mic drop
00:56:16.220 line at the
00:56:16.660 end
00:56:17.000 mine was
00:56:19.020 I dressed
00:56:20.060 his wife
00:56:20.980 and I was
00:56:21.360 like
00:56:21.660 if he's
00:56:22.700 as good
00:56:23.060 of an
00:56:23.240 older brother
00:56:23.780 as he is
00:56:24.640 a husband
00:56:25.160 you guys
00:56:25.720 are going
00:56:25.880 to be in
00:56:26.120 for a hell
00:56:26.500 of a ride
00:56:26.980 so pick
00:56:27.960 a line
00:56:28.220 to leave
00:56:28.520 him on
00:56:28.820 too
00:56:29.080 and also
00:56:30.100 outline that
00:56:30.960 shit
00:56:31.220 write it out
00:56:31.820 beforehand
00:56:32.260 you do not
00:56:32.920 want to be
00:56:33.300 standing up
00:56:33.680 there with
00:56:33.900 a piece
00:56:34.200 of paper
00:56:34.600 it's your
00:56:34.920 damn
00:56:35.120 brother
00:56:35.460 you know
00:56:35.920 you got
00:56:36.320 something to
00:56:37.300 say
00:56:37.500 so just
00:56:37.840 outline it
00:56:38.460 fill in
00:56:39.100 the spaces
00:56:39.520 speak from
00:56:40.000 the heart
00:56:40.360 leave him
00:56:40.800 on a banger
00:56:41.300 and that's
00:56:42.260 all you can
00:56:42.560 do man
00:56:42.940 but love
00:56:44.260 you Theo
00:56:44.540 appreciate it
00:56:46.220 gang brother
00:56:47.160 thank you
00:56:47.640 thank you
00:56:48.120 there Evan
00:56:48.620 from Denver
00:56:50.040 and that's
00:56:50.340 information from
00:56:51.000 the mountains
00:56:51.500 Denver
00:56:52.080 that's high
00:56:52.900 altitude
00:56:53.240 information
00:56:53.920 you know
00:56:55.660 somebody give
00:56:56.200 you a little
00:56:56.460 swamp fact
00:56:57.300 or something
00:56:57.700 fuck all
00:56:58.200 of that
00:56:58.500 I want
00:56:59.560 that freaking
00:57:00.140 I want
00:57:01.020 the shit
00:57:01.360 that's been
00:57:01.740 at the top
00:57:02.340 you got to
00:57:03.980 think about
00:57:04.300 where you get
00:57:04.760 your information
00:57:05.580 from
00:57:05.800 some people
00:57:06.320 you get
00:57:06.620 information
00:57:07.000 from somebody
00:57:07.660 and they're
00:57:07.880 giving it
00:57:08.200 you know
00:57:08.580 they live
00:57:09.320 six feet
00:57:09.820 above sea
00:57:10.320 level
00:57:10.580 what
00:57:10.940 I don't
00:57:12.280 want that
00:57:12.580 ratchet
00:57:13.020 ass shit
00:57:13.580 that shit's
00:57:14.020 barely uphill
00:57:14.740 baby
00:57:15.040 I want to
00:57:16.440 hit you know
00:57:16.900 I want
00:57:17.360 somebody from
00:57:17.800 Kilimanjaro
00:57:18.560 I want
00:57:18.860 somebody from
00:57:19.320 Denver
00:57:19.760 I want
00:57:21.120 somebody even
00:57:21.580 from damn
00:57:22.040 Boise
00:57:22.460 I want
00:57:24.080 that up
00:57:24.480 top
00:57:24.800 information
00:57:25.380 that's
00:57:26.280 altitude
00:57:26.620 knowledge
00:57:27.200 baby
00:57:27.420 you got
00:57:27.600 to think
00:57:27.840 about
00:57:28.020 that
00:57:28.300 I would
00:57:30.780 agree with
00:57:31.100 most of
00:57:31.380 what you
00:57:31.600 said there
00:57:32.160 I would
00:57:33.080 not agree
00:57:33.520 I would
00:57:33.840 say around
00:57:34.460 two minutes
00:57:35.040 people's
00:57:35.740 attention
00:57:36.040 spans
00:57:36.540 disappear
00:57:37.300 fast
00:57:37.980 I totally
00:57:39.780 agree with
00:57:40.300 you would
00:57:40.540 want to
00:57:40.820 chart it
00:57:41.240 out
00:57:41.540 have it
00:57:43.140 written out
00:57:43.620 in advance
00:57:43.960 don't be
00:57:44.540 sitting there
00:57:44.920 six minutes
00:57:45.480 before writing
00:57:46.180 that shit
00:57:46.560 on the back
00:57:46.980 of a
00:57:47.240 parking ticket
00:57:48.820 and I
00:57:52.540 wouldn't
00:57:52.760 masturbate
00:57:53.320 a couple
00:57:53.600 days before
00:57:54.100 I go
00:57:54.460 into it
00:57:54.820 with a
00:57:54.940 little bit
00:57:55.160 of fervor
00:57:55.720 you know
00:57:58.020 you could
00:57:58.880 even eat
00:57:59.260 some
00:57:59.460 liver
00:58:01.060 I've been
00:58:01.480 eating
00:58:01.620 liver
00:58:01.940 yes
00:58:05.300 and that
00:58:06.780 could help
00:58:07.180 you
00:58:07.660 but those
00:58:09.640 are good
00:58:09.860 suggestions
00:58:10.340 man
00:58:10.760 and
00:58:11.280 but yeah
00:58:12.880 I would
00:58:13.080 get a little
00:58:13.740 bit closer
00:58:14.040 to two
00:58:14.320 minutes
00:58:14.480 but I
00:58:14.680 would end
00:58:14.980 on a
00:58:15.200 good
00:58:15.360 note
00:58:15.640 you don't
00:58:19.740 want to
00:58:19.960 have to
00:58:20.240 stand back
00:58:20.800 up and be
00:58:21.080 like oh
00:58:21.440 and one
00:58:21.820 more thing
00:58:22.360 that's a
00:58:23.080 that's an
00:58:23.520 L right
00:58:23.920 there
00:58:24.180 let's hear
00:58:24.920 more
00:58:25.300 what's
00:58:27.040 up
00:58:27.280 what's up
00:58:27.300 Theo
00:58:27.500 this is
00:58:27.880 Grant
00:58:28.280 calling from
00:58:29.000 Lafayette
00:58:29.600 Louisiana
00:58:30.080 and this
00:58:31.660 is calling
00:58:32.340 related to
00:58:34.140 Luke's
00:58:34.680 question about
00:58:35.760 how to do
00:58:36.120 the best man
00:58:36.640 speech for
00:58:37.100 his brother
00:58:37.440 so whenever
00:58:37.960 I heard that
00:58:38.600 it kind of
00:58:39.560 related to me
00:58:40.060 because I also
00:58:40.880 have my
00:58:41.280 brothers
00:58:41.680 when it
00:58:42.820 came up in
00:58:43.200 April
00:58:43.500 and I'm also
00:58:44.220 the best man
00:58:44.880 I think you
00:58:51.940 hit it right
00:58:52.380 on the head
00:58:52.720 when you
00:58:52.980 said
00:58:53.340 leave it
00:58:54.400 something
00:58:54.540 short and
00:58:54.980 sweet
00:58:55.280 but I
00:58:56.760 think it
00:58:57.060 really is
00:58:57.620 a tough
00:58:58.460 balance
00:58:58.920 getting
00:58:59.220 something
00:58:59.600 meaningful
00:59:00.220 and also
00:59:00.760 white
00:59:01.120 so I
00:59:02.940 think what
00:59:03.460 I'm going
00:59:03.740 to try
00:59:03.960 to do
00:59:04.340 is
00:59:04.640 really
00:59:05.440 just
00:59:05.640 give
00:59:06.060 some
00:59:06.260 kind
00:59:06.440 of
00:59:06.520 insight
00:59:06.980 on
00:59:07.220 what
00:59:07.580 it
00:59:07.740 means
00:59:08.280 to
00:59:08.960 what
00:59:09.900 it's
00:59:10.060 like
00:59:10.260 to be
00:59:10.500 his
00:59:10.640 brother
00:59:10.900 probably
00:59:12.040 mentioned
00:59:12.400 something
00:59:12.700 about
00:59:13.200 some
00:59:13.940 events
00:59:14.300 about
00:59:14.560 growing
00:59:14.860 up
00:59:15.160 what
00:59:15.300 it
00:59:15.400 was
00:59:15.520 like
00:59:15.800 my
00:59:16.900 brother
00:59:17.140 sometimes
00:59:17.620 he would
00:59:17.880 leave me
00:59:18.380 let me
00:59:18.920 dunk the
00:59:19.280 basketball
00:59:19.700 and leave me
00:59:20.760 hanging on the
00:59:21.280 rim and pull my
00:59:21.840 pants down and run away
00:59:22.900 or you know maybe
00:59:24.280 we had a little
00:59:25.720 beat my ass with some
00:59:27.780 whole cans in a
00:59:28.480 Walmart a little
00:59:29.220 brother battery going
00:59:30.560 on and then
00:59:31.760 oh yeah my brother
00:59:33.860 beat me one time with a
00:59:34.860 full can of corn
00:59:35.700 onward
00:59:37.020 after that maybe
00:59:39.500 talk about something
00:59:40.400 how y'all's
00:59:41.000 relationship kind
00:59:41.900 of had an impact
00:59:43.200 on your life
00:59:43.900 so that way
00:59:45.340 you have a little
00:59:45.840 bit of humor
00:59:46.340 make it light
00:59:47.000 and then
00:59:47.500 also a little
00:59:49.200 bit of meaning
00:59:49.660 in there
00:59:50.120 and then
00:59:50.740 wrap it up
00:59:52.080 you know
00:59:52.360 just kind of
00:59:52.740 wish him good
00:59:53.220 luck
00:59:53.560 and
00:59:54.240 if you want
00:59:55.340 tell him
00:59:55.640 you love him
00:59:56.060 so Luke
00:59:56.660 hope this
00:59:57.560 helps man
00:59:58.180 Theo
00:59:59.540 I'm looking
00:59:59.880 forward to
01:00:00.220 seeing what
01:00:00.480 you gotta
01:00:00.660 say about
01:00:01.040 it
01:00:01.280 gang baby
01:00:02.440 gang baby
01:00:02.460 yeah that's
01:00:04.500 what I love
01:00:04.980 man
01:00:05.180 what is it
01:00:06.640 like to be
01:00:07.280 his brother
01:00:07.680 what is it
01:00:08.120 like to be
01:00:08.660 a younger
01:00:09.200 or older
01:00:10.360 brother
01:00:10.740 what has it
01:00:11.460 been like
01:00:11.800 to watch
01:00:12.380 them
01:00:12.820 adjust and
01:00:14.200 grow
01:00:14.380 what is it
01:00:14.840 like to see
01:00:15.360 their bravery
01:00:16.100 heading into
01:00:16.940 a marriage
01:00:17.500 what skills
01:00:18.460 have they
01:00:18.840 shown you
01:00:19.740 as a
01:00:20.660 brother
01:00:21.100 not skills
01:00:23.380 but you know
01:00:23.840 abilities
01:00:24.380 capabilities
01:00:25.100 what are
01:00:26.940 some of their
01:00:27.400 characteristics
01:00:28.100 that you know
01:00:28.960 going into
01:00:29.820 a marriage
01:00:30.500 that's really
01:00:31.160 gonna serve
01:00:31.700 them well
01:00:32.120 that's really
01:00:33.600 gonna serve
01:00:34.080 the wife
01:00:34.460 well
01:00:34.780 you know
01:00:35.800 he's taught
01:00:36.980 me this
01:00:37.260 he's taught
01:00:37.580 me this
01:00:37.900 he's taught
01:00:38.220 me this
01:00:38.680 and you know
01:00:39.360 I've watched
01:00:39.920 him do this
01:00:40.400 I've watched
01:00:40.880 him do that
01:00:41.300 and if he
01:00:42.100 takes any
01:00:42.520 of those
01:00:42.800 things
01:00:43.140 and you know
01:00:43.940 and you
01:00:44.680 could always
01:00:45.040 leave with a
01:00:45.460 joke at the
01:00:45.900 end
01:00:46.100 if something
01:00:46.620 ever happens
01:00:47.100 to him
01:00:47.580 you know
01:00:48.380 you've already
01:00:50.660 been with
01:00:51.060 somebody in
01:00:51.520 the family
01:00:52.000 so I'm
01:00:52.640 you know
01:00:53.040 sign me up
01:00:54.040 just like a
01:00:55.200 funny little
01:00:55.820 you know
01:00:57.740 something chill
01:00:59.080 at the end
01:00:59.640 but a lot
01:01:00.760 of great
01:01:01.040 suggestions
01:01:01.560 there man
01:01:02.260 and best
01:01:02.620 of luck
01:01:02.960 to you
01:01:03.400 to you
01:01:04.740 Luke
01:01:05.040 and if
01:01:05.340 you get
01:01:05.580 to have
01:01:06.100 somebody
01:01:06.380 video it
01:01:06.900 if you
01:01:07.120 want Luke
01:01:07.700 when you
01:01:08.620 do it
01:01:09.120 and get
01:01:09.760 it right
01:01:10.180 but
01:01:12.480 what else
01:01:14.200 do we have
01:01:14.860 man
01:01:15.260 we've
01:01:17.400 covered a
01:01:17.760 lot
01:01:18.140 everything's
01:01:23.560 gonna be
01:01:23.880 okay
01:01:24.300 we've
01:01:28.940 covered a
01:01:29.300 lot
01:01:29.600 what else
01:01:32.580 is going
01:01:33.020 on right
01:01:33.660 here
01:01:34.020 oh I'll
01:01:35.340 tell you
01:01:35.580 this we
01:01:35.880 have Tony
01:01:36.340 Mandarich
01:01:36.940 coming in
01:01:37.440 onto the
01:01:37.840 podcast
01:01:38.160 this week
01:01:38.860 and that's
01:01:39.800 gonna be
01:01:40.060 really
01:01:40.380 interesting
01:01:40.780 to hear
01:01:41.140 his story
01:01:41.820 so really
01:01:43.580 really
01:01:43.940 really excited
01:01:45.780 about that
01:01:46.760 and if
01:01:48.280 you're not
01:01:48.780 familiar he
01:01:49.320 he was
01:01:50.060 drafted
01:01:50.480 I think
01:01:51.400 second
01:01:51.740 overall
01:01:52.260 by the
01:01:53.700 Green Bay
01:01:54.560 Packers
01:01:55.240 and he
01:01:57.300 really had
01:01:57.640 some struggles
01:01:58.320 and what
01:01:59.400 his life
01:01:59.920 was like
01:02:00.980 then
01:02:01.440 and what
01:02:02.640 it's like
01:02:02.960 now so I'm
01:02:03.480 really looking
01:02:03.880 forward to
01:02:04.260 that
01:02:04.500 let's hear
01:02:06.760 another call
01:02:07.300 that came
01:02:07.660 in right
01:02:08.000 here
01:02:08.400 here we
01:02:09.060 go
01:02:09.940 hey
01:02:11.740 Theo
01:02:12.080 this is
01:02:12.500 Abby
01:02:12.780 calling from
01:02:13.520 Long Island
01:02:14.140 hey Abby
01:02:15.400 thank you so
01:02:16.080 much for
01:02:16.400 calling
01:02:16.760 and I used
01:02:17.940 to drink
01:02:18.280 Long Island
01:02:18.880 iced teas
01:02:19.520 when I was
01:02:19.880 in high
01:02:20.200 school
01:02:20.440 we would
01:02:20.760 go to
01:02:21.060 this
01:02:21.300 bar
01:02:21.780 about
01:02:24.240 30 miles
01:02:24.940 away
01:02:25.360 we were
01:02:25.900 16 years
01:02:26.940 old
01:02:27.160 they would
01:02:27.420 let us
01:02:27.780 in
01:02:28.160 it was
01:02:29.620 drinking
01:02:30.140 with
01:02:30.400 Lincoln
01:02:30.820 and you
01:02:32.180 gave them
01:02:32.480 five dollars
01:02:33.240 and they
01:02:33.540 would
01:02:33.760 and they
01:02:36.000 gave you
01:02:36.320 like this
01:02:36.680 little like
01:02:37.100 fake
01:02:37.500 emancipation
01:02:38.280 proclamation
01:02:38.800 and every
01:02:40.080 time you
01:02:40.380 went up to
01:02:40.660 the bar
01:02:40.900 they would
01:02:41.160 check off
01:02:41.720 one of the
01:02:42.100 things on
01:02:42.700 it and
01:02:42.960 you would
01:02:43.220 get a
01:02:43.580 drink
01:02:44.020 and
01:02:48.040 but they
01:02:49.900 had a
01:02:50.100 boxing ring
01:02:50.640 in the
01:02:50.840 middle
01:02:51.040 and kids
01:02:51.940 would get
01:02:52.180 wasted
01:02:52.520 and then
01:02:53.440 older kids
01:02:54.060 would come
01:02:54.520 from a
01:02:55.380 nearby college
01:02:56.000 and really
01:02:56.460 pretty much
01:02:56.960 beat the
01:02:57.340 shit out
01:02:57.680 of you
01:02:57.860 but anyway
01:02:58.780 Onward
01:02:59.780 love the
01:03:01.160 show
01:03:01.620 my boyfriend
01:03:02.700 actually
01:03:03.200 introduced me
01:03:04.060 to you
01:03:04.700 when we first
01:03:05.900 started dating
01:03:06.540 and it's
01:03:07.460 been a really
01:03:07.820 fun thing
01:03:08.420 for us
01:03:08.800 to bond
01:03:09.240 over
01:03:09.660 well thank
01:03:10.900 you
01:03:11.120 and that's
01:03:11.600 nice of
01:03:12.040 you to
01:03:12.700 say that
01:03:13.080 and that's
01:03:13.440 smart of him
01:03:13.980 to share
01:03:14.480 Onward
01:03:15.100 anyway
01:03:17.880 the reason
01:03:18.760 I'm calling
01:03:19.300 is to ask
01:03:20.000 you for
01:03:20.340 some
01:03:20.720 advice
01:03:21.420 for my
01:03:22.440 boyfriend
01:03:22.840 he's been
01:03:24.460 having a
01:03:24.780 really tough
01:03:25.220 time at
01:03:25.680 work
01:03:25.940 lately
01:03:26.360 just not
01:03:27.600 enjoying it
01:03:28.360 at all
01:03:29.020 and he
01:03:30.920 gets caught
01:03:31.460 in this
01:03:31.940 really negative
01:03:33.120 downward spiral
01:03:34.260 of emotions
01:03:34.940 and sometimes
01:03:36.640 that negativity
01:03:37.780 gets brought
01:03:39.280 back into his
01:03:40.500 personal life
01:03:41.260 with him
01:03:41.760 you know
01:03:42.380 just unmotivated
01:03:43.580 to talk to
01:03:44.200 anyone
01:03:44.680 do anything
01:03:46.040 and it
01:03:47.780 makes me sad
01:03:48.460 you know
01:03:48.740 because he's
01:03:49.440 such a wonderful
01:03:50.140 person
01:03:50.620 he doesn't
01:03:51.060 deserve to
01:03:51.560 feel like
01:03:51.960 that
01:03:52.300 so I guess
01:03:53.480 I'm just
01:03:53.840 asking you
01:03:54.660 to give him
01:03:55.380 some advice
01:03:56.140 I know
01:03:56.780 he'll be
01:03:57.080 listening
01:03:57.520 how can he
01:03:59.020 stay positive
01:03:59.880 throughout the
01:04:00.600 day or
01:04:01.180 how can he
01:04:01.960 separate his
01:04:02.840 emotions
01:04:03.660 during the
01:04:04.200 work day
01:04:04.580 from his
01:04:05.540 emotions in
01:04:06.080 his personal
01:04:06.640 life
01:04:07.100 thanks for
01:04:08.720 anything you
01:04:09.140 could offer
01:04:09.540 him
01:04:09.780 I know
01:04:10.080 he'll really
01:04:10.620 respect and
01:04:11.580 appreciate it
01:04:12.340 well that's
01:04:13.580 sweetie to say
01:04:14.180 that and it's
01:04:14.680 nice that you
01:04:15.260 that you
01:04:16.580 care
01:04:16.940 it's nice
01:04:18.700 that you
01:04:19.020 care about
01:04:19.660 how somebody
01:04:20.340 else feels
01:04:21.100 you know
01:04:26.880 I can
01:04:27.820 tell you
01:04:29.220 just what
01:04:29.660 my experience
01:04:30.220 has been
01:04:30.460 because I've
01:04:30.800 really struggled
01:04:31.420 with this
01:04:31.780 this past
01:04:32.200 year
01:04:32.520 I mean
01:04:33.060 I have
01:04:33.420 been angry
01:04:34.320 I got
01:04:36.280 really angry
01:04:37.000 this year
01:04:37.400 I also
01:04:38.680 think
01:04:38.920 I do
01:04:39.540 also think
01:04:40.140 I want to
01:04:40.440 say I
01:04:40.640 think I
01:04:40.880 have a
01:04:41.100 pinched
01:04:41.560 nerve
01:04:42.160 in my
01:04:43.200 back
01:04:44.580 or in
01:04:44.980 my
01:04:45.260 neck
01:04:46.340 I'm
01:04:46.540 gonna
01:04:46.600 go get
01:04:46.820 checked
01:04:47.060 out
01:04:47.300 because
01:04:47.560 this whole
01:04:49.180 year I've
01:04:49.380 been having
01:04:49.560 a lot of
01:04:49.860 pain
01:04:50.120 and I
01:04:50.460 cannot
01:04:50.700 it's been
01:04:51.080 very hard
01:04:51.540 to make
01:04:51.760 it go
01:04:51.980 away
01:04:52.180 it just
01:04:52.420 will not
01:04:52.820 and so
01:04:53.180 I think
01:04:53.860 there might
01:04:54.120 be more
01:04:54.520 than
01:04:54.800 like mental
01:04:56.700 stress
01:04:57.980 going on
01:04:58.480 but
01:04:58.640 you know
01:05:02.200 one thing
01:05:03.640 I'll just
01:05:04.080 tell you
01:05:04.320 what's helping
01:05:04.660 me right
01:05:05.020 now
01:05:05.240 is making
01:05:05.640 a gratitude
01:05:06.140 list
01:05:06.520 in the
01:05:06.760 morning
01:05:07.040 you know
01:05:09.320 and getting
01:05:14.000 up and
01:05:14.440 saying
01:05:14.660 today I
01:05:15.760 get to
01:05:16.500 do this
01:05:17.260 today I'm
01:05:17.640 thankful that
01:05:18.500 you know
01:05:19.580 that my
01:05:20.000 mother is
01:05:20.380 alive
01:05:20.680 today I'm
01:05:21.360 thankful that
01:05:22.080 I get to
01:05:22.760 eat breakfast
01:05:23.600 today I'm
01:05:25.040 thankful that
01:05:25.980 there is a
01:05:27.660 world that
01:05:28.280 exists
01:05:28.940 because otherwise
01:05:30.740 I get up
01:05:31.360 into nothing
01:05:31.900 there's nothing
01:05:32.560 you know
01:05:36.120 I'm thankful
01:05:36.880 that I have
01:05:37.500 a towel
01:05:38.060 in my
01:05:39.640 bathroom I'm
01:05:40.380 thankful that
01:05:41.100 I can pay
01:05:41.900 my rent
01:05:42.440 this month
01:05:43.040 I'm thankful
01:05:45.020 I have a
01:05:45.460 girlfriend that
01:05:46.020 cares about
01:05:47.140 how I feel
01:05:48.000 about myself
01:05:49.860 and about
01:05:50.340 others
01:05:50.800 I'm making
01:05:54.120 this would be
01:05:55.040 something that
01:05:55.360 could be on
01:05:55.640 his list
01:05:56.200 and that was
01:05:56.980 about you
01:05:57.540 but just
01:06:00.320 things like
01:06:00.680 I'm thankful
01:06:01.100 that I have
01:06:01.580 a job
01:06:02.160 you know
01:06:04.800 sure it
01:06:05.340 sucks to go
01:06:05.940 to a job
01:06:06.360 every day
01:06:06.640 if you're
01:06:06.940 not grateful
01:06:07.460 you have
01:06:07.920 it
01:06:08.100 it sucks
01:06:10.620 you know
01:06:12.460 I'm going
01:06:13.020 skiing this
01:06:13.760 week I'm
01:06:14.000 going to
01:06:14.320 Tahoe
01:06:14.840 and someone
01:06:16.760 the other
01:06:17.040 day was
01:06:17.240 like what
01:06:17.420 are you up
01:06:17.660 to this
01:06:17.920 week I
01:06:18.160 was like oh
01:06:18.580 I have
01:06:18.840 to go
01:06:19.100 skiing I
01:06:19.640 said that
01:06:20.180 I have
01:06:20.800 to go
01:06:21.220 skiing
01:06:21.680 that just
01:06:24.880 shows you
01:06:25.200 where my
01:06:25.560 level of
01:06:26.080 gratitude is
01:06:26.780 at not
01:06:27.260 in a good
01:06:27.760 spot
01:06:28.240 they said
01:06:29.520 you have
01:06:30.080 to
01:06:30.400 I said
01:06:31.800 well
01:06:32.060 you know
01:06:32.620 I get
01:06:34.320 to go
01:06:34.720 skiing
01:06:35.100 I get
01:06:37.500 to go
01:06:37.960 you know
01:06:38.540 I get
01:06:39.580 to eat
01:06:40.040 breakfast
01:06:40.560 I get
01:06:41.980 to wake
01:06:42.420 up and
01:06:42.760 hit my
01:06:43.360 knees
01:06:43.680 and thank
01:06:44.160 God
01:06:44.560 that I'm
01:06:45.100 alive
01:06:45.460 if I
01:06:45.760 want to
01:06:46.200 I get
01:06:48.820 to put
01:06:49.140 on face
01:06:49.640 moisturizer
01:06:50.380 I get
01:06:55.580 to smile
01:06:56.160 at somebody
01:06:56.520 I get
01:06:56.920 you know
01:06:57.420 it's just
01:06:58.040 the perspective
01:06:59.080 it's just
01:06:59.540 the perspective
01:07:00.180 that's what
01:07:04.320 it is
01:07:04.620 it's the
01:07:04.900 perspective
01:07:05.260 and that's
01:07:06.000 where the
01:07:06.260 choice is
01:07:06.740 mine
01:07:07.040 the choice
01:07:09.760 is mine
01:07:10.400 if
01:07:12.040 I
01:07:14.120 it's easy
01:07:14.960 to choose
01:07:15.460 to get
01:07:15.760 up get
01:07:16.180 immediately
01:07:16.740 on my
01:07:17.200 phone
01:07:17.560 start
01:07:18.900 judging
01:07:19.460 start
01:07:21.540 feeling
01:07:21.920 sorry
01:07:22.300 for
01:07:22.520 myself
01:07:22.960 it's
01:07:27.080 easy
01:07:27.740 and it's
01:07:31.040 the sad
01:07:31.880 part is
01:07:32.460 it's become
01:07:33.520 comfortable
01:07:34.040 it's become
01:07:34.660 like our
01:07:35.760 phones and
01:07:36.400 all of that
01:07:36.780 the immediacy
01:07:37.580 of all
01:07:37.860 it's become
01:07:38.360 such an
01:07:38.960 addiction
01:07:39.420 I need
01:07:39.980 this right
01:07:40.380 now
01:07:40.600 this should
01:07:40.940 be
01:07:41.120 let's
01:07:41.620 you know
01:07:42.180 I don't
01:07:44.820 take time
01:07:45.260 for myself
01:07:45.720 to evaluate
01:07:46.340 where I'm
01:07:46.840 at each
01:07:47.180 day
01:07:47.480 before I
01:07:48.680 get into
01:07:49.400 my world
01:07:50.020 and the
01:07:50.320 phone or
01:07:50.800 computer
01:07:51.200 and let
01:07:51.900 it all
01:07:52.600 hit me
01:07:53.260 so for me
01:07:57.140 this is the
01:07:57.460 only thing
01:07:57.680 that's been
01:07:57.900 helping is
01:07:58.280 just gratitude
01:07:58.820 list
01:07:59.440 having some
01:08:01.460 gratitude
01:08:01.760 because this
01:08:02.320 is life
01:08:02.800 this is it
01:08:03.520 and it's a
01:08:06.000 great time of
01:08:06.600 year to be
01:08:06.940 thinking about
01:08:07.400 this kind of
01:08:07.880 stuff it
01:08:08.220 really is
01:08:08.880 it's a
01:08:11.680 great time
01:08:12.080 of year to
01:08:12.380 be trying
01:08:12.860 and it's
01:08:16.280 nice that
01:08:16.620 you care
01:08:17.020 it's nice
01:08:17.580 that you
01:08:18.140 care
01:08:18.500 so thank
01:08:22.580 you for
01:08:22.740 that call
01:08:23.360 Abby
01:08:25.020 and thank
01:08:27.160 you
01:08:27.520 thank everybody
01:08:28.600 for being
01:08:29.080 here
01:08:29.460 you know
01:08:32.580 and the
01:08:32.820 best thing
01:08:33.200 then is
01:08:33.640 Abby
01:08:33.880 once he's
01:08:35.980 feeling good
01:08:36.440 then he
01:08:37.000 can be
01:08:37.620 a part of
01:08:38.720 making
01:08:38.920 somebody
01:08:39.420 else's
01:08:39.940 day
01:08:40.320 that's
01:08:40.680 the
01:08:40.840 thing
01:08:41.280 that's
01:08:43.780 the
01:08:43.920 thing
01:08:44.140 I want
01:08:44.580 out of
01:08:44.860 the
01:08:45.000 world
01:08:45.360 I want
01:08:46.960 somebody
01:08:47.500 hey man
01:08:48.060 you made
01:08:48.440 my day
01:08:49.040 man
01:08:49.480 hey when
01:08:50.220 you call
01:08:50.680 and check
01:08:51.020 hey nobody
01:08:51.980 was
01:08:52.220 recognized
01:08:52.800 hey I
01:08:53.440 and if
01:08:54.720 I'm just
01:08:55.020 thinking about
01:08:55.320 myself it's
01:08:55.840 hard for me to
01:08:56.320 recognize those
01:08:57.160 things so
01:08:58.060 but um
01:08:59.680 and I'm not
01:09:01.800 preaching I'm just
01:09:02.420 saying look I
01:09:02.940 struggle with this
01:09:04.200 all the time
01:09:05.580 I have to go
01:09:08.180 skiing
01:09:08.600 man that
01:09:10.060 shook me to
01:09:10.600 the core when
01:09:11.140 somebody brought
01:09:11.580 that to my
01:09:11.980 attention
01:09:12.340 you know I'm
01:09:14.560 grateful here I'll
01:09:15.660 I'll read some of
01:09:16.800 mine right now to
01:09:17.440 you
01:09:17.720 that I made this
01:09:20.080 week today I'm
01:09:20.640 thankful that God
01:09:21.300 has a plan for
01:09:21.920 me even when I
01:09:22.700 feel don't feel I
01:09:24.280 have a plan for
01:09:24.940 me
01:09:25.220 you know
01:09:28.820 today and I
01:09:29.940 don't even know if
01:09:30.600 I believe in God
01:09:31.280 sometimes but I'm
01:09:31.700 trying to so I'm
01:09:32.580 trying to just
01:09:34.020 practice it
01:09:34.860 today I'm thankful
01:09:36.680 that I'm not
01:09:37.100 responsible for
01:09:37.880 everything God
01:09:39.180 thank God for
01:09:40.100 that
01:09:40.480 today I'm
01:09:43.100 grateful I get to
01:09:43.740 meet my friend
01:09:44.260 Josh for coffee
01:09:45.080 and I'm sure as
01:09:45.800 hell gonna get a
01:09:46.380 few eggs and
01:09:46.960 sausage patties
01:09:47.820 and I prefer
01:09:49.460 patties to
01:09:49.940 links I don't
01:09:50.440 like the links
01:09:50.980 they make me feel
01:09:51.720 honestly homoerotic
01:09:52.960 bro so I ain't
01:09:54.100 doing that no
01:09:54.800 cap
01:09:55.140 today I'm thankful
01:09:56.940 I got to watch my
01:09:57.620 favorite Christmas
01:09:58.260 movie Family Man
01:09:59.500 if you haven't seen
01:10:00.900 it sit down with
01:10:02.340 somebody you care
01:10:02.880 about and watch
01:10:03.520 it
01:10:03.840 today I'm thankful
01:10:05.900 my mom is alive
01:10:07.120 today I'm thankful
01:10:08.360 God trusts me
01:10:10.740 sometimes
01:10:11.440 today I'm thankful
01:10:14.140 I can try again
01:10:14.960 today I'm thankful
01:10:15.460 I'm going skiing
01:10:16.300 next week with my
01:10:16.980 white friend
01:10:17.720 so those are just
01:10:21.200 some things man
01:10:22.060 and I don't get it
01:10:23.680 done every day but
01:10:24.480 I know this when I
01:10:25.320 do do my gratitude
01:10:26.200 list man I feel
01:10:26.920 better
01:10:27.260 because when I
01:10:30.280 start to isolate
01:10:31.040 and start thinking
01:10:31.840 everything's bad
01:10:32.540 then I separate
01:10:33.440 myself from my
01:10:34.200 friends from my
01:10:35.380 loved ones and
01:10:36.340 then I'm sitting
01:10:36.920 there sometimes
01:10:37.620 wishing I were
01:10:38.760 doing some like
01:10:40.120 I'll see people
01:10:40.640 having a good time
01:10:41.480 and I'll want to
01:10:42.800 be a part of it
01:10:43.500 but there's this
01:10:44.100 chip on my
01:10:44.800 shoulder inside of
01:10:45.740 me that's I
01:10:51.480 don't know it's
01:10:52.020 like anger it's
01:10:56.000 like it's almost
01:10:56.580 like there's this
01:11:00.000 tether that wants
01:11:02.040 to keep me from
01:11:02.700 having fun and
01:11:04.740 it's usually
01:11:05.100 judgment I'll judge
01:11:06.300 what's going on
01:11:07.420 but man I know
01:11:09.840 the more that I
01:11:10.540 get out there and
01:11:11.120 get uncomfortable
01:11:11.720 and that's one
01:11:12.580 thing I did take
01:11:13.160 away from that
01:11:13.520 Mike Tyson about
01:11:14.460 he said was doing
01:11:16.420 stuff that's
01:11:16.880 uncomfortable
01:11:17.260 sometimes the
01:11:17.900 most uncomfortable
01:11:18.440 thing for me is
01:11:19.220 to laugh when
01:11:21.140 somebody says
01:11:21.820 something or to
01:11:24.620 be when somebody
01:11:25.580 introduced me to
01:11:26.420 somebody I know
01:11:27.280 that you know I
01:11:29.540 could tell them
01:11:30.200 something and give
01:11:31.400 them you know just
01:11:32.740 to be like oh I
01:11:33.360 don't know what
01:11:33.720 you're talking
01:11:34.060 about tell me
01:11:34.640 about it even
01:11:35.300 though I might
01:11:35.720 already know
01:11:36.420 it's just playing
01:11:40.880 the
01:11:41.240 playing the game
01:11:44.700 you know it's so
01:11:51.820 easy for me to
01:11:52.360 judge the game
01:11:53.020 instead of just
01:11:53.680 fucking move my
01:11:56.420 piece just keep
01:11:58.160 moving my piece
01:11:58.780 man
01:11:59.040 thank you guys
01:12:04.100 man for being a
01:12:04.700 part of my life
01:12:05.380 and I miss you
01:12:07.960 I miss going out
01:12:09.460 on the road I
01:12:09.880 miss doing some
01:12:10.460 shows and I'm
01:12:12.580 glad we have
01:12:13.020 this and I
01:12:15.900 hope whatever
01:12:16.380 you know whatever
01:12:18.860 you're looking for
01:12:19.380 in your life I
01:12:19.860 hope that you
01:12:23.240 realize that it's
01:12:23.920 really a lot
01:12:24.380 closer than you
01:12:24.960 think
01:12:25.360 and I don't know
01:12:35.880 if that's true but
01:12:36.620 I hope it is
01:12:37.500 alright man
01:12:40.380 we'll get out of
01:12:42.180 here the same way
01:12:42.740 we came in here
01:12:44.260 through our
01:12:45.000 mother's vagina
01:12:45.880 you guys be good
01:12:48.900 to yourselves you
01:12:49.340 deserve it and
01:12:49.780 this is Robert
01:12:50.600 Finley get it
01:12:52.340 while you can
01:12:54.780 man you gotta see
01:13:02.800 this video this is
01:13:03.700 this man is awesome
01:13:04.660 trying to love this
01:13:12.260 woman
01:13:12.680 it's gonna break
01:13:15.040 my back
01:13:16.000 if I'm working
01:13:17.720 for a living
01:13:18.980 don't give me
01:13:20.940 a heart attack
01:13:22.100 you gotta take it
01:13:24.100 when you can get
01:13:25.260 it
01:13:25.640 yeah
01:13:26.940 while you can
01:13:28.500 wrap it up in
01:13:31.220 bacon
01:13:31.820 cigarette in a pen
01:13:34.900 if it don't come
01:13:36.700 in the mailbox
01:13:37.760 it may come in
01:13:39.620 a moving band
01:13:40.860 but you gotta take
01:13:42.340 it when you can
01:13:43.420 get
01:13:43.840 and get
01:13:45.720 while you can
01:13:47.600 come on Robert
01:13:48.780 I did not know
01:13:51.060 the dealer
01:13:51.700 but I sure
01:13:53.380 didn't know
01:13:54.200 his daughter
01:13:54.880 but if I had
01:13:57.260 take it when you can
01:13:59.260 take it when you can
01:14:03.260 get it
01:14:04.260 get it
01:14:05.280 get it
01:14:05.940 while you can
01:14:07.280 wrap it up
01:14:09.660 in bacon
01:14:10.400 seal it in a pan
01:14:13.720 it may not run
01:14:15.840 in a mailbox
01:14:16.820 it might take a moving
01:14:18.740 plan
01:14:19.480 but you gotta take it
01:14:21.240 when you can get it
01:14:22.680 and get it
01:14:24.680 when you can
01:14:25.860 she had a disposition
01:14:40.940 much like
01:14:43.120 on the dead
01:14:44.100 every time
01:14:46.580 I was going
01:14:47.440 out
01:14:47.920 seal it
01:14:49.140 going in
01:14:50.400 come on
01:14:50.760 you gotta take it
01:14:51.980 when you can
01:14:52.920 get it
01:14:53.380 tell him
01:14:53.880 Robert
01:14:54.180 get it
01:14:55.120 while you can
01:14:56.480 wrap it up
01:14:58.860 in bacon
01:14:59.700 seal it
01:15:01.740 in a pan
01:15:02.940 may not run
01:15:05.260 in a mailbox
01:15:06.300 it might take
01:15:07.520 a moving
01:15:08.160 band
01:15:09.000 you gotta take it
01:15:10.580 when you can get
01:15:11.900 and get it
01:15:14.140 while you can
01:15:15.260 you gotta take it
01:15:17.020 when you can get
01:15:18.440 and get it
01:15:20.520 while you can
01:15:23.320 come on
01:15:26.620 come on
01:15:30.220 man that is
01:15:32.220 beautiful
01:15:32.840 Robert Finley's
01:15:34.020 get it
01:15:34.500 while you can
01:15:35.400 from his album
01:15:36.280 going platinum
01:15:37.880 and you can
01:15:39.240 enjoy his
01:15:39.900 sounds right
01:15:40.500 now
01:15:40.680 man
01:15:40.980 that's an
01:15:41.500 uplifter
01:15:41.880 isn't it
01:15:42.940 oh
01:15:43.300 that is
01:15:44.260 good
01:15:44.620 ladies and
01:15:47.400 gentlemen
01:15:47.700 I'm Jonathan
01:15:48.520 Kite
01:15:48.880 and welcome
01:15:49.500 to Kite
01:15:49.960 Club
01:15:50.220 a podcast
01:15:51.120 where I'll be
01:15:51.860 sharing thoughts
01:15:52.460 on things
01:15:52.920 like current
01:15:53.460 events
01:15:53.880 stand-up
01:15:54.640 stories
01:15:55.080 and seven
01:15:55.880 ways to
01:15:56.420 pleasure
01:15:56.700 your partner
01:15:57.400 the answer
01:15:58.460 may shock
01:15:59.020 you
01:15:59.320 sometimes
01:15:59.980 I'll interview
01:16:00.640 my friends
01:16:01.340 sometimes
01:16:02.100 I won't
01:16:02.660 and as
01:16:03.820 always
01:16:04.180 I'll be
01:16:04.600 joined by
01:16:05.000 the voices
01:16:05.440 in my head
01:16:06.140 you have
01:16:07.020 three new
01:16:08.200 voice messages
01:16:09.020 a lot of
01:16:10.220 people are
01:16:10.700 talking about
01:16:11.380 Kite Club
01:16:12.020 I've been
01:16:12.700 talking about
01:16:13.480 Kite Club
01:16:14.000 for so long
01:16:14.820 longer than
01:16:15.540 anybody else
01:16:16.460 so great
01:16:17.260 hi
01:16:18.260 sweet
01:16:18.820 here's a
01:16:20.000 deal
01:16:20.300 anyone who
01:16:21.540 doesn't listen
01:16:22.060 to Kite Club
01:16:22.740 is a dodgy
01:16:23.620 bloody wanker
01:16:24.800 Jermaine
01:16:25.500 I'll take a
01:16:27.640 quarter pounder
01:16:28.300 with cheese
01:16:28.800 and a McFlurry
01:16:29.840 sorry sir
01:16:30.400 but our ice cream
01:16:30.960 machine is broken
01:16:31.680 I think Tom
01:16:35.300 Hanks just
01:16:35.740 butt dialed me
01:16:36.640 anyway
01:16:37.100 first rule
01:16:37.960 of Kite Club
01:16:38.460 is tell
01:16:39.420 everyone about
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01:16:40.760 second rule
01:16:41.500 of Kite Club
01:16:42.120 is tell
01:16:43.100 everyone about
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