This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E310 Thanksliving

00:00:00.000 Amen and that's what they say sometime you see a man some gay fellow will say it like that

00:00:06.780 you know he'll kind of they'll use it at holler at you you know if you got a buddy that's a 0.51

00:00:15.420 homosexual or a you know registered you know or not registered but just you know gay some man is 0.80

00:00:26.380 gay and you know that's how it is sometimes you see a man and next thing you know they trying to 0.99

00:00:31.980 you know do a piggyback on the front of you and that's you know that's just

00:00:39.420 that's society bro that's society and that's

00:00:45.440 I mean they've they legalized it and that's what it is baby so um

00:00:52.360 what else is going on man who knows baby boy who knows what's up

00:01:00.500 hopefully your spirits are hopefully you had a good uh weekend I got that turkey hopefully

00:01:11.240 everybody got birded out because that's what they hit you with that bird and a lot of things can

00:01:16.840 happen after Thanksgiving meal you know a lot of time somebody will steal your wallet right at when

00:01:23.620 you buzzed out on that bird

00:01:24.980 you know you have a little bit of that turkey bro and next thing you know somebody stole your rims off 0.99

00:01:33.280 your car they said damn they hit you with that bird that air dope baby the lord's perka said baby 1.00

00:01:44.840 i'm talking about that turkey i'm talking about that damn that shit a turkey bro if i bet if you if you 1.00

00:01:54.340 snuck up on a turkey bro i bet they know what i bet a turkey knows how to use a pillow that's what i bet 1.00

00:02:01.680 if you see a turkey animal 0.98

00:02:05.020 in the woods or whatever i bet they i bet they know how to use a pillow because that's a damn that meat 0.97

00:02:13.180 will tire you out 0.98

00:02:14.200 you follow us i mean that that turkey you 1.00

00:02:18.540 you know it'll really soften your damn 0.99

00:02:23.020 pecker all right uh what's going on we'll see 0.98

00:02:28.660 let's get into it right here man uh thank you guys for being here

00:02:34.500 this is robert finley get it while you can

00:02:43.600 it's gonna break my back

00:02:48.440 if i'm working for a living don't

00:02:52.160 give me a heart attack

00:02:54.560 you got to take it when you can get it

00:02:58.020 yeah while you can

00:03:00.920 wrap it up in bacon

00:03:04.240 sizzling in a pan

00:03:07.100 if it don't come in the mailbox

00:03:10.400 it may come in a moving van

00:03:13.280 but you got to take it when you can get it

00:03:16.660 and get it while you can

00:03:20.040 oh yeah

00:03:21.360 robert finley

00:03:22.880 i know the dealer

00:03:24.160 but i sure didn't know his daughter

00:03:27.320 but if i had no taste of y'all

00:03:31.060 i never would have caught her 0.98

00:03:33.660 you gotta take it when you can get it

00:03:36.720 get it while you can

00:03:39.740 wrap it up in bacon

00:03:42.860 sizzling in a pan

00:03:46.160 it may not run in a mail bar

00:03:49.480 it might take a moving van

00:03:51.900 but you got to take it when you can get it

00:03:55.160 and get it when you can

00:03:58.300 yeah man

00:04:04.240 and that's adulthood right there

00:04:06.300 that's robert

00:04:06.940 finley

00:04:08.320 and that's a beautiful right there

00:04:11.580 beautiful urban gentleman

00:04:13.100 hitting them

00:04:13.740 the high notes and the low notes

00:04:16.260 and the in between

00:04:18.180 maybe 0.99

00:04:18.480 damn 1.00

00:04:19.100 he's just a 1.00

00:04:21.280 i mean that man 0.99

00:04:21.980 he's a real damn billy goat of 0.99

00:04:23.680 of just charisma 0.99

00:04:25.300 and

00:04:25.680 and capability man

00:04:28.140 when he really

00:04:28.780 if you go watch him

00:04:30.320 watch his video on the internet

00:04:31.860 robert finley

00:04:34.020 get it while you can

00:04:37.260 and you gotta get it while you can baby

00:04:42.440 cause they

00:04:44.600 they ain't always giving it out

00:04:47.020 you know they

00:04:49.920 sometimes you go outside

00:04:51.640 and there's no wind out there

00:04:53.220 sometimes you run out there

00:04:57.020 with a kite

00:04:57.720 and nothing

00:04:58.460 and you just

00:05:01.540 nothing

00:05:02.340 a squirrel run by

00:05:04.240 flip you off bro

00:05:05.800 and that's

00:05:07.120 you know

00:05:07.760 something you know

00:05:11.160 god don't always make wind

00:05:12.800 so you gotta just

00:05:16.620 get it while you can baby

00:05:19.160 cause not every day

00:05:23.420 is

00:05:23.640 is

00:05:24.360 is the

00:05:26.240 is the world gonna offer you

00:05:27.340 the same stuff

00:05:28.260 so we gotta keep our cup on us man

00:05:33.240 when we go out there

00:05:34.080 and if it's raining

00:05:34.820 you gotta get you

00:05:35.600 get you half a cup

00:05:36.820 get you a little quarter quart

00:05:39.720 you know

00:05:40.260 get you a third of a gallon baby 1.00

00:05:42.980 and just

00:05:48.000 you know

00:05:48.480 hoard a little

00:05:49.140 save a little

00:05:49.960 fill it up

00:05:52.280 when you get a chance

00:05:54.980 you gotta get involved

00:05:56.160 in the world

00:05:57.060 I got to

00:05:59.740 I gotta stay active

00:06:00.760 I gotta

00:06:01.120 you know

00:06:01.800 if I see somebody laughing

00:06:03.100 having a good time

00:06:04.060 I can't just

00:06:04.840 you know

00:06:06.000 go sit out in the van

00:06:07.740 I got

00:06:10.800 sometimes it's hard

00:06:11.800 to stay

00:06:12.300 you know

00:06:12.940 to go over there

00:06:13.740 and chuckle with them

00:06:14.620 and absorb the

00:06:15.460 the joy

00:06:16.140 sometimes it's hard

00:06:20.920 for me

00:06:21.180 to put my kite

00:06:21.940 into the wind

00:06:22.820 you know

00:06:26.020 and trust the breeze

00:06:26.980 I

00:06:27.160 but then

00:06:30.160 but then I

00:06:30.820 but then

00:06:31.260 if I don't

00:06:31.980 then I

00:06:32.340 then I can't

00:06:33.360 I can't be pouting

00:06:35.080 when I don't have

00:06:35.740 no gusts in me

00:06:37.040 I can't be pouting

00:06:40.520 when I'm thirsty

00:06:41.240 for some kind of happiness

00:06:42.400 cause I didn't

00:06:43.760 run my cup

00:06:45.100 out there earlier

00:06:45.960 you know

00:06:52.580 when that breeze

00:06:53.320 isn't going

00:06:53.860 when the water

00:06:54.640 is a falling

00:06:55.220 when the sun

00:06:55.760 is a shining

00:06:56.400 you gotta

00:06:57.620 take it

00:06:58.540 where you can get it

00:06:59.660 and you gotta

00:07:02.360 get it while you can

00:07:03.340 baby that is

00:07:03.980 Robert Finley

00:07:05.220 and you'll enjoy that

00:07:07.640 I hope you enjoyed

00:07:08.580 your Thanksgiving

00:07:09.200 you know

00:07:13.340 it's interesting

00:07:13.960 I

00:07:14.320 I

00:07:14.540 I didn't have

00:07:17.340 a big plan

00:07:18.120 really for Thanksgiving

00:07:19.000 and

00:07:21.620 David Arquette

00:07:22.900 lives out here now

00:07:23.900 and he's in a new

00:07:25.760 wrestling documentary

00:07:26.840 he was a

00:07:27.460 he

00:07:28.740 came and

00:07:29.560 came on to this podcast

00:07:30.700 and he invited me over

00:07:32.000 and he gots a wife 0.90

00:07:34.300 he gots two offspring

00:07:35.380 males 0.81

00:07:36.440 juvenile males

00:07:38.720 and

00:07:40.520 so I went over there

00:07:43.560 drove out to the country

00:07:45.880 and

00:07:46.220 another buddy

00:07:48.180 invited me over

00:07:48.760 to do some four wheeling

00:07:49.800 I went over there

00:07:50.740 and it was nice

00:07:55.260 I had a nice time

00:07:56.240 you know

00:07:57.860 I had a nice time

00:07:58.520 just getting to see

00:07:59.180 a family

00:07:59.800 and

00:08:00.100 his mother-in-law

00:08:02.860 made some

00:08:03.560 like a salad

00:08:06.880 the salad

00:08:07.560 had a

00:08:08.080 I was like 0.99

00:08:08.740 damn 0.99

00:08:09.120 somebody 0.99

00:08:09.620 they might have

00:08:12.000 a little bit of Alzheimer's

00:08:12.980 in the recipe

00:08:13.480 you know what I'm saying

00:08:13.840 they had a couple ingredients

00:08:14.800 in the salad recipe

00:08:15.880 I was like

00:08:16.400 I don't know 0.98

00:08:17.280 this thing got a damn 0.99

00:08:20.300 pineapple 0.99

00:08:20.940 you know what I'm saying

00:08:21.600 it had a little bit of

00:08:22.480 you know

00:08:23.700 this thing a little bit heavy

00:08:25.020 on the

00:08:25.460 bay leaf

00:08:27.560 you'll see

00:08:29.460 you know

00:08:29.800 it'd have two

00:08:30.480 you know

00:08:30.860 half a marshmallow

00:08:31.740 and a bay leaf

00:08:32.820 and it'd be like 0.99

00:08:33.260 damn this thing 0.97

00:08:34.180 but 0.99

00:08:35.700 but it was a good time

00:08:37.620 man

00:08:37.780 really enjoyed myself

00:08:38.900 and

00:08:39.240 you know

00:08:41.400 and part of me

00:08:41.980 I was like

00:08:42.460 I don't want to go

00:08:43.360 I'm just gonna be at home

00:08:44.820 you know

00:08:45.120 I don't have a plan

00:08:46.220 I didn't go home

00:08:47.700 but I'm glad

00:08:50.960 I put a foot forward

00:08:51.940 and say

00:08:52.240 you know

00:08:52.500 I'm just gonna

00:08:53.020 you know

00:08:53.860 I'm gonna go

00:08:57.180 get out in the system

00:08:58.360 I'm gonna go

00:08:58.800 get out in the

00:08:59.760 just into the flow

00:09:02.680 of the world

00:09:03.320 and I ended up

00:09:07.620 having a nice time

00:09:08.560 and I think

00:09:11.040 it makes people

00:09:11.660 feel good

00:09:12.400 when they can

00:09:12.960 when they invite you

00:09:14.900 to do things

00:09:15.440 and you say

00:09:15.860 I think it makes

00:09:16.660 people feel

00:09:17.620 you know

00:09:21.100 I think it makes

00:09:21.580 people feel good

00:09:22.580 you get to

00:09:23.000 you know

00:09:23.280 they invite you

00:09:24.480 come on and do it

00:09:25.500 oh come out here

00:09:26.700 come to the zoo

00:09:27.480 I don't want to go

00:09:29.440 to the zoo

00:09:29.940 you know

00:09:30.980 I don't want to 1.00

00:09:31.420 smell monkey shit 1.00

00:09:32.400 and get sunburn 1.00

00:09:33.700 but you do it

00:09:36.220 and then it's fun

00:09:37.020 and they have fun

00:09:37.920 you know

00:09:40.180 and then now

00:09:40.720 you got a little bit

00:09:41.460 of connection

00:09:42.060 and you got another

00:09:43.820 little anchor

00:09:44.580 in the world

00:09:45.420 I'm not preaching

00:09:47.980 I'm just saying

00:09:48.660 yeah I just

00:09:49.340 cause sometimes

00:09:49.820 I struggle

00:09:50.400 I wanna say

00:09:51.040 you know

00:09:51.560 oh they're just

00:09:53.400 inviting me

00:09:53.980 because they feel

00:09:54.780 sorry for me

00:09:55.740 or they're just

00:09:56.300 you know

00:09:58.060 they just

00:09:58.580 they're just

00:09:59.400 offering me that

00:10:00.220 because they

00:10:00.960 you know

00:10:03.620 they feel like

00:10:05.580 they have to 1.00

00:10:06.420 a lot of that shit 1.00

00:10:07.740 is in my head 0.99

00:10:08.600 people wanna do

00:10:09.480 nice things

00:10:10.080 because people

00:10:10.640 wanna do nice things

00:10:11.960 and the gift

00:10:14.800 that I can give

00:10:15.460 sometimes

00:10:15.920 is just saying

00:10:16.860 yes

00:10:17.460 is getting

00:10:19.440 and just being

00:10:21.260 involved

00:10:21.700 cause if I don't

00:10:22.400 I get isolated

00:10:23.240 and this past

00:10:26.740 week I've just

00:10:27.240 been saying

00:10:27.720 yes man

00:10:28.620 I've been

00:10:30.460 saying yes

00:10:31.360 and I've been

00:10:34.140 getting it

00:10:34.540 while I can

00:10:35.280 that's Robert

00:10:36.220 Finley

00:10:36.800 what's going

00:10:39.140 on out here

00:10:39.620 I watched a Tyson

00:10:40.340 fight last night

00:10:41.500 and dude

00:10:43.140 I was most

00:10:43.780 excited about

00:10:44.480 seeing

00:10:44.880 Jake Floyd

00:10:47.820 against

00:10:48.320 what's his

00:10:51.380 name

00:10:51.620 Nate

00:10:51.900 Nate Robinson

00:10:53.060 and dude

00:10:54.640 I thought

00:10:54.980 Nate Robinson

00:10:55.460 was gonna

00:10:55.760 whoop his 1.00

00:10:56.180 ass 1.00

00:10:56.440 honestly

00:10:56.840 because I've

00:10:58.820 fought black 0.97

00:10:59.340 dudes before

00:11:00.080 and they

00:11:00.600 they'll beat 1.00

00:11:01.420 your ass 1.00

00:11:01.920 and so I 1.00

00:11:03.680 thought that

00:11:04.060 was kinda

00:11:04.640 how it was

00:11:06.000 gonna shake

00:11:06.500 out 0.99

00:11:06.820 but damn 1.00

00:11:09.280 bruh 1.00

00:11:10.640 Jake Paul

00:11:11.620 he

00:11:14.000 man

00:11:14.640 he seemed

00:11:15.220 legit

00:11:15.480 just

00:11:15.820 it was hard

00:11:17.640 to get a real

00:11:18.260 take on it

00:11:18.860 because Nate

00:11:19.480 was just

00:11:19.960 coming at him

00:11:20.960 Nate

00:11:24.080 kinda had

00:11:24.540 that bulldog

00:11:25.540 like a bulldog 0.70

00:11:27.660 with an

00:11:28.000 ear infection

00:11:29.060 you ever see

00:11:29.520 that dog

00:11:30.020 and he

00:11:30.220 trying to

00:11:30.600 bite you 0.95

00:11:30.940 but he 0.94

00:11:31.200 also

00:11:31.580 he don't

00:11:32.400 aim

00:11:32.640 correctly

00:11:33.120 because his

00:11:33.800 you know

00:11:35.840 his equilibrium

00:11:36.560 is on

00:11:37.200 you know

00:11:39.580 it's got a

00:11:39.960 bad wheel

00:11:40.540 so he's

00:11:42.040 biting

00:11:42.320 but he's

00:11:42.760 you know

00:11:43.040 he's missing

00:11:43.540 to the left

00:11:44.080 every time

00:11:44.480 he try to

00:11:44.960 you know

00:11:47.040 to teeth

00:11:47.480 you down

00:11:47.980 to gum

00:11:48.420 you up

00:11:48.920 and

00:11:51.360 and Jake

00:11:52.340 Paul

00:11:52.680 he really

00:11:53.160 he made

00:11:55.520 that dude

00:11:56.020 pay

00:11:56.400 he made

00:11:58.960 him pay

00:11:59.400 I mean

00:12:00.100 he put

00:12:00.560 him out

00:12:01.340 son

00:12:01.820 so you

00:12:03.720 gotta give

00:12:04.120 props to 0.97

00:12:04.560 both those

00:12:04.960 dudes for

00:12:05.300 getting out

00:12:05.680 there 1.00

00:12:05.800 that shit 1.00

00:12:06.140 looks 1.00

00:12:06.440 scary

00:12:07.440 them dudes

00:12:09.180 start throwing

00:12:09.720 them fists 0.91

00:12:10.320 man

00:12:10.760 so yeah

00:12:15.820 I enjoyed

00:12:16.640 watching it

00:12:17.400 I mean

00:12:17.620 the whole

00:12:18.020 I didn't

00:12:18.320 like all

00:12:18.640 the rapping 0.99

00:12:19.220 and shit 0.99

00:12:19.620 I'm like 1.00

00:12:19.880 what is

00:12:20.340 all this 1.00

00:12:20.740 shit 1.00

00:12:20.920 I felt 0.99

00:12:21.420 like I

00:12:21.640 was trapped

00:12:22.140 in a

00:12:22.500 nightclub

00:12:24.940 in Jacksonville

00:12:26.040 Florida

00:12:27.000 I was like 1.00

00:12:29.060 this shit 1.00

00:12:29.520 is crazy 1.00

00:12:30.120 people are

00:12:30.560 fighting

00:12:31.080 a lot of

00:12:32.120 smoke in

00:12:32.720 the air

00:12:33.160 a lot of

00:12:33.500 dance

00:12:33.880 like

00:12:34.400 just one

00:12:35.460 dude

00:12:35.720 dancing

00:12:36.160 by himself

00:12:36.680 it definitely

00:12:37.180 had a very

00:12:37.720 Jacksonville

00:12:38.540 vibe to it

00:12:39.820 but

00:12:43.380 so

00:12:44.000 watching the

00:12:45.920 Tyson thing

00:12:46.400 I wasn't

00:12:47.100 excited about

00:12:47.700 it

00:12:48.020 I watched

00:12:49.340 it on

00:12:49.700 Stream East

00:12:51.560 or whatever

00:12:52.000 where you get

00:12:52.720 the free stream

00:12:53.440 pirated

00:12:53.940 I'm the captain

00:12:56.180 now

00:12:56.640 I did the

00:12:57.840 pirating

00:12:58.280 but I was

00:12:58.620 a pirate

00:12:59.040 you know

00:12:59.600 I stole 1.00

00:13:00.400 the shit 1.00

00:13:00.700 I stole 1.00

00:13:01.100 it

00:13:01.360 and

00:13:03.680 yeah

00:13:05.480 I didn't

00:13:05.880 I just

00:13:06.400 felt like

00:13:07.220 I don't

00:13:09.800 know if

00:13:10.060 I didn't

00:13:10.540 feel like

00:13:11.060 it was

00:13:11.380 for me

00:13:12.260 I thought

00:13:14.120 the ring

00:13:14.560 looked like

00:13:14.880 a video

00:13:15.300 game

00:13:15.700 they really

00:13:17.420 went for

00:13:17.840 this video

00:13:18.440 game look

00:13:18.960 like complete

00:13:19.560 black in

00:13:20.100 the background

00:13:20.700 I don't

00:13:22.960 even know

00:13:23.240 if they

00:13:23.460 needed it

00:13:23.900 at the

00:13:24.100 Staples

00:13:24.420 Center

00:13:24.620 I wonder

00:13:25.300 what the

00:13:25.760 cost was

00:13:26.540 of that

00:13:26.880 because you

00:13:28.600 got to

00:13:28.920 shell out

00:13:29.380 them

00:13:29.580 ducats

00:13:30.100 you want

00:13:32.580 the

00:13:32.760 Staples

00:13:33.120 Center

00:13:33.420 you could

00:13:34.660 have done

00:13:35.000 that

00:13:35.280 you know

00:13:38.480 you could

00:13:38.800 have done

00:13:39.120 that at

00:13:39.520 a Staples

00:13:40.560 at an

00:13:41.660 abandoned

00:13:42.120 Staples

00:13:42.680 you know

00:13:42.980 one of

00:13:43.220 those

00:13:43.380 Staples

00:13:43.760 that got

00:13:44.080 looted

00:13:44.440 out there

00:13:44.920 in Los

00:13:45.980 Angeles

00:13:46.380 or Portland

00:13:46.980 you could

00:13:48.100 have done

00:13:48.380 that on 1.00

00:13:48.700 damn 1.00

00:13:48.920 aisle 6 1.00

00:13:49.520 on envelopes

00:13:50.340 but I

00:13:53.220 just don't

00:13:53.560 know what

00:13:53.820 the cost

00:13:54.280 was to

00:13:54.620 do it

00:13:54.860 at the

00:13:55.100 actual

00:13:55.380 big

00:13:55.700 Staples

00:13:56.140 Center

00:13:56.480 but I

00:13:59.600 guess it

00:13:59.940 does add

00:14:00.340 a different

00:14:00.660 mystique

00:14:01.140 to it

00:14:01.600 and as

00:14:03.620 viewers

00:14:03.980 hell we

00:14:04.340 don't even

00:14:04.660 know if

00:14:04.920 they really

00:14:05.240 did it

00:14:05.520 at the

00:14:05.700 Staples

00:14:05.940 Center

00:14:06.080 they could

00:14:06.380 have been

00:14:06.580 showing it

00:14:07.200 from the

00:14:08.100 helicopter

00:14:08.640 and not

00:14:10.000 doing it

00:14:10.800 they could

00:14:11.540 have done

00:14:11.800 that

00:14:12.020 anywhere

00:14:12.480 what else

00:14:16.000 I watched

00:14:16.520 it

00:14:16.700 what did I

00:14:17.360 feel like

00:14:17.860 I felt

00:14:18.380 like it

00:14:19.220 was exactly

00:14:19.820 what I

00:14:20.100 thought it

00:14:20.360 was going

00:14:20.600 to be

00:14:20.920 I'm glad

00:14:21.780 I didn't

00:14:22.120 pay for

00:14:22.660 it

00:14:23.020 I wanted

00:14:26.400 them there

00:14:26.760 was too

00:14:27.040 many rules

00:14:27.620 going into

00:14:28.240 it

00:14:28.540 and there

00:14:29.540 was too

00:14:29.920 much

00:14:30.180 hugging

00:14:30.580 mostly

00:14:33.080 the thing

00:14:33.480 about the

00:14:33.840 Tyson

00:14:34.140 fight

00:14:34.420 it made

00:14:34.760 me

00:14:34.920 remember

00:14:35.340 to

00:14:35.580 call

00:14:35.820 my

00:14:36.000 grandfather

00:14:36.540 and

00:14:38.820 my

00:14:39.060 grandfather

00:14:39.680 is

00:14:41.180 dead

00:14:41.580 so

00:14:42.140 I

00:14:43.360 just

00:14:43.600 prayed

00:14:43.920 a little

00:14:44.400 and

00:14:45.660 almost

00:14:46.260 Ouija

00:14:46.620 boarded

00:14:47.080 him

00:14:47.200 but

00:14:47.420 I

00:14:47.560 didn't

00:14:47.680 even

00:14:47.820 honestly

00:14:48.100 know

00:14:48.360 him

00:14:48.460 that

00:14:48.620 well

00:14:48.880 and

00:14:50.020 he

00:14:50.100 was

00:14:50.200 my

00:14:50.340 step

00:14:50.600 grandfather

00:14:50.980 and

00:14:51.420 he

00:14:51.520 used

00:14:51.680 to

00:14:51.780 take

00:14:51.960 us

00:14:52.060 on

00:14:52.180 a

00:14:52.300 motorcycle

00:14:52.800 and

00:14:53.960 we

00:14:54.080 used

00:14:54.200 to

00:14:54.320 catch

00:14:54.580 fresh

00:14:54.920 catfish

00:14:55.440 and

00:14:55.600 he

00:14:55.700 would

00:14:55.840 have

00:14:56.020 him

00:14:56.160 you

00:14:56.520 know

00:14:56.600 he

00:14:56.720 put

00:14:56.880 him

00:14:56.960 on

00:14:57.060 that

00:14:57.220 stringer

00:15:00.580 shoulder

00:15:00.920 probably

00:15:01.180 four

00:15:01.500 years

00:15:01.780 old

00:15:02.120 hell

00:15:02.500 half

00:15:02.740 the

00:15:02.880 fish

00:15:03.100 was

00:15:03.240 older

00:15:03.440 than

00:15:03.620 me

00:15:03.780 I

00:15:03.920 caught

00:15:04.160 you

00:15:05.500 know

00:15:05.580 I

00:15:05.640 have

00:15:05.760 19

00:15:06.160 years

00:15:06.440 worth

00:15:06.600 of

00:15:06.740 fish

00:15:06.960 on

00:15:07.080 my

00:15:07.220 back

00:15:07.460 and

00:15:07.560 I'm

00:15:07.660 just

00:15:07.840 strapped

00:15:08.260 them 1.00

00:15:08.400 bitches 1.00

00:15:08.640 on 0.99

00:15:08.960 and

00:15:11.120 he

00:15:11.240 would

00:15:11.400 just

00:15:11.560 let

00:15:11.720 me

00:15:11.840 sit

00:15:12.040 on

00:15:12.140 the

00:15:12.260 back

00:15:12.460 of

00:15:12.540 a

00:15:12.640 motorcycle

00:15:12.880 I'd

00:15:13.220 hold

00:15:13.420 on

00:15:13.580 to

00:15:13.660 him

00:15:13.780 with

00:15:13.900 one

00:15:14.120 arm

00:15:14.360 and

00:15:14.480 just

00:15:14.640 you

00:15:15.040 know

00:15:15.240 shoulder

00:15:16.400 a

00:15:16.760 little

00:15:18.040 batch

00:15:18.340 of

00:15:18.500 bull

00:15:18.740 heads

00:15:19.160 spoon

00:15:21.000 river

00:15:21.260 catfish

00:15:21.840 shoulder

00:15:22.240 them

00:15:22.580 over

00:15:22.760 mother

00:15:23.080 shoulder

00:15:23.580 and

00:15:23.780 then

00:15:28.980 get

00:15:29.180 over

00:15:29.360 you

00:15:29.660 know

00:15:29.760 get

00:15:29.940 back

00:15:30.100 to

00:15:30.240 the

00:15:30.360 house

00:15:31.640 but

00:15:31.980 but

00:15:33.280 yeah

00:15:33.420 what

00:15:34.160 else

00:15:34.380 I

00:15:34.480 remember

00:15:34.780 you

00:15:35.020 know

00:15:35.140 it

00:15:35.280 was

00:15:35.640 Jones

00:15:37.180 Jr.

00:15:37.540 looked

00:15:37.720 scared

00:15:38.360 or

00:15:39.800 just

00:15:40.080 more

00:15:40.320 nervous

00:15:40.780 he

00:15:40.980 definitely

00:15:41.340 looked

00:15:41.560 gassed

00:15:41.960 out

00:15:42.220 pretty

00:15:42.460 quick

00:15:42.940 you

00:15:44.900 know

00:15:45.060 and

00:15:45.400 I've

00:15:46.380 seen

00:15:46.640 senior

00:15:46.980 citizen

00:15:47.320 fight

00:15:47.740 you

00:15:49.520 know

00:15:49.600 in my

00:15:49.900 neighborhood

00:15:50.340 when I

00:15:51.940 was

00:15:52.080 growing

00:15:52.380 up

00:15:52.620 this

00:15:52.820 man

00:15:53.100 Mr.

00:15:53.440 Polito

00:15:53.880 got

00:15:54.160 in a

00:15:54.420 he

00:15:55.160 got

00:15:56.600 thrown

00:15:56.900 into

00:15:57.140 a

00:15:57.340 ditch

00:15:57.560 fire

00:15:57.960 by

00:15:59.720 Milford

00:16:00.100 King

00:16:00.420 and

00:16:00.580 Milford

00:16:00.880 died

00:16:01.340 but

00:16:03.020 this

00:16:03.220 is

00:16:03.320 when

00:16:03.420 he

00:16:03.540 was

00:16:03.760 alive

00:16:05.040 and

00:16:06.600 Milford

00:16:06.940 was

00:16:07.140 our

00:16:07.280 school

00:16:07.500 bus

00:16:07.700 driver

00:16:07.900 and

00:16:08.000 he

00:16:08.040 was

00:16:08.180 shirtless

00:16:08.680 and

00:16:10.480 a

00:16:10.600 lot

00:16:10.720 of

00:16:10.800 people

00:16:10.960 think

00:16:11.220 oh

00:16:11.540 school

00:16:12.020 bus

00:16:12.220 drivers

00:16:12.500 should

00:16:12.660 have

00:16:12.760 a

00:16:12.880 shirt

00:16:13.100 on

00:16:13.320 well 0.54

00:16:13.640 hell

00:16:15.740 if

00:16:15.900 they

00:16:16.080 should

00:16:16.420 baby

00:16:16.660 boy

00:16:17.040 you

00:16:17.780 know

00:16:17.900 a

00:16:18.020 lot

00:16:18.140 of

00:16:18.260 school

00:16:18.500 bus

00:16:18.740 drivers

00:16:19.080 they

00:16:19.240 don't

00:16:19.380 need

00:16:19.540 a

00:16:19.680 shirt

00:16:19.960 you

00:16:21.500 don't

00:16:21.640 need

00:16:21.800 a

00:16:21.940 shirt

00:16:22.100 to

00:16:22.280 drive

00:16:22.500 a

00:16:22.660 bus

00:16:22.900 that's

00:16:23.140 a 0.99

00:16:23.260 damn 1.00

00:16:23.620 myth 1.00

00:16:24.580 you

00:16:26.340 know

00:16:26.460 that's

00:16:26.700 a

00:16:26.860 myth

00:16:27.060 amphetamine

00:16:27.820 bro

00:16:28.120 that's

00:16:29.100 people

00:16:29.320 smoking

00:16:29.780 ideas

00:16:30.300 that

00:16:30.460 aren't

00:16:30.680 facts

00:16:31.360 and

00:16:33.920 Milford

00:16:36.360 was

00:16:36.560 red

00:16:36.860 headed

00:16:37.120 and

00:16:38.060 he

00:16:38.180 had

00:16:38.300 red

00:16:38.600 chest

00:16:38.980 hair

00:16:39.180 and

00:16:39.340 back

00:16:39.640 hair

00:16:39.900 and

00:16:41.200 he

00:16:41.280 probably

00:16:41.540 weighed

00:16:41.900 about

00:16:42.400 305

00:16:45.060 pounds

00:16:45.400 378

00:16:46.360 pounds

00:16:46.760 and

00:16:49.380 he

00:16:49.500 spoke

00:16:49.760 I

00:16:49.880 thought

00:16:50.060 he

00:16:50.160 spoke

00:16:50.360 a

00:16:50.480 different

00:16:50.660 language

00:16:51.000 but

00:16:51.200 he

00:16:51.300 just

00:16:51.500 couldn't

00:16:51.780 talk

00:16:52.100 well

00:16:53.000 you

00:16:55.420 know

00:16:55.480 I

00:16:55.580 think

00:16:55.780 they

00:16:55.920 probably

00:16:56.200 taught

00:16:56.580 him

00:16:56.740 about

00:16:56.980 three

00:16:57.240 quarters

00:16:57.580 of

00:16:57.720 the

00:16:57.840 alphabet

00:16:58.240 and

00:17:00.480 the

00:17:00.620 last

00:17:00.960 quarter

00:17:01.340 it

00:17:01.520 was

00:17:01.680 just

00:17:02.060 I

00:17:03.720 mean

00:17:03.900 he

00:17:04.020 was

00:17:04.220 just 0.99

00:17:04.420 damn 0.99

00:17:04.820 Vanna 1.00

00:17:05.340 Whiten 0.77

00:17:05.720 out

00:17:05.960 there

00:17:06.100 he

00:17:06.200 just

00:17:06.420 spinning

00:17:06.840 letters

00:17:07.240 he

00:17:07.380 don't

00:17:07.460 know

00:17:07.540 what

00:17:07.640 the 0.99

00:17:07.740 hell 0.70

00:17:07.880 is

00:17:07.980 going

00:17:08.180 on

00:17:08.460 he

00:17:09.580 put

00:17:09.820 a

00:17:10.020 seven

00:17:10.560 in

00:17:10.700 the

00:17:10.800 middle

00:17:10.940 of

00:17:11.060 a

00:17:11.180 sentence

00:17:11.380 you

00:17:11.520 know

00:17:12.060 he

00:17:12.420 threw

00:17:12.620 a 1.00

00:17:12.780 damn 1.00

00:17:13.040 an 0.99

00:17:15.040 asterisk

00:17:15.600 in

00:17:16.400 the

00:17:16.540 middle

00:17:16.680 of

00:17:16.800 a 0.99

00:17:16.880 damn 1.00

00:17:17.100 word 1.00

00:17:17.440 he

00:17:17.600 didn't

00:17:18.440 know

00:17:18.660 he

00:17:18.800 wasn't

00:17:19.080 fully

00:17:19.580 equipped

00:17:20.460 you

00:17:24.460 know

00:17:24.600 if

00:17:24.760 knowledge

00:17:25.180 was

00:17:25.400 an

00:17:25.520 18

00:17:25.940 wheeler

00:17:26.300 this

00:17:26.500 dude

00:17:26.780 probably

00:17:27.080 had

00:17:27.300 about

00:17:27.600 a

00:17:28.020 this

00:17:30.640 dude

00:17:30.880 has

00:17:31.100 seven

00:17:31.420 tires

00:17:31.800 on

00:17:32.000 him

00:17:32.160 he

00:17:32.680 was

00:17:32.800 that

00:17:32.940 kind

00:17:33.120 of

00:17:33.200 guy

00:17:33.460 but

00:17:35.160 he

00:17:35.340 fist

00:17:35.720 fought

00:17:36.040 this

00:17:36.360 old

00:17:36.920 man

00:17:37.180 named

00:17:37.340 Mr.

00:17:37.620 Polito

00:17:38.040 and

00:17:39.180 threw

00:17:39.440 him

00:17:39.540 in a

00:17:39.760 ditch

00:17:40.300 fire

00:17:40.600 in our

00:17:40.840 neighborhood

00:17:41.200 when

00:17:43.200 they

00:17:43.340 were

00:17:43.500 both

00:17:43.820 pretty

00:17:44.060 much

00:17:44.320 near

00:17:44.560 senior

00:17:44.880 citizenship

00:17:45.420 and

00:17:47.460 when

00:17:48.120 I

00:17:48.340 saw

00:17:48.660 this

00:17:48.920 fight

00:17:49.180 that's

00:17:49.340 the

00:17:49.460 first

00:17:49.640 thing

00:17:49.760 I

00:17:49.860 thought

00:17:50.020 of

00:17:50.140 I

00:17:50.200 said

00:17:50.320 they

00:17:50.900 should

00:17:51.060 put a 0.99

00:17:51.340 damn 1.00

00:17:52.440 fire 1.00

00:17:52.900 in the

00:17:53.160 middle

00:17:53.360 and

00:17:55.480 let

00:17:55.660 these

00:17:55.860 dudes 1.00

00:17:56.120 fucking 1.00

00:17:56.380 get 1.00

00:17:56.660 Irish

00:17:57.060 bro

00:17:57.360 because

00:18:00.240 they

00:18:00.420 running

00:18:00.680 this

00:18:00.880 weak 1.00

00:18:01.180 ass 1.00

00:18:01.540 you

00:18:01.720 know

00:18:01.920 I

00:18:04.720 mean

00:18:04.860 that's

00:18:05.120 the

00:18:05.240 thing

00:18:05.400 about

00:18:05.580 when

00:18:05.760 old

00:18:06.040 people

00:18:06.920 fight

00:18:07.280 of

00:18:07.400 different

00:18:07.640 cultures

00:18:08.040 they

00:18:08.200 fight

00:18:08.500 differently

00:18:08.980 you

00:18:10.980 know

00:18:11.140 you

00:18:11.620 got

00:18:11.800 two

00:18:12.000 old

00:18:12.280 brothers

00:18:13.040 out

00:18:13.300 here

00:18:13.440 fighting

00:18:13.780 and

00:18:13.920 they

00:18:14.080 actual

00:18:14.900 fist

00:18:15.320 fight

00:18:15.660 and

00:18:15.800 they

00:18:15.920 got

00:18:16.080 it

00:18:16.200 all

00:18:16.400 gloves

00:18:16.960 and

00:18:17.100 everything

00:18:17.440 you

00:18:18.800 throw

00:18:19.020 two

00:18:19.260 old

00:18:19.500 white 0.90

00:18:19.760 dudes 0.93

00:18:20.040 out

00:18:20.220 there

00:18:20.340 somebody's

00:18:20.840 ending

00:18:20.980 up in

00:18:21.280 a 1.00

00:18:21.400 damn 1.00

00:18:21.620 fire 0.99

00:18:22.040 so

00:18:25.580 it's

00:18:26.460 cultural

00:18:26.800 baby

00:18:27.140 it's

00:18:29.300 cultural

00:18:29.760 but

00:18:32.580 yeah

00:18:32.820 it's a

00:18:33.040 good

00:18:33.160 time to

00:18:33.480 be a

00:18:33.700 part

00:18:33.840 of

00:18:33.960 Thanksgiving

00:18:34.320 and

00:18:34.880 you

00:18:36.000 know

00:18:36.100 there's

00:18:36.340 something

00:18:36.580 about

00:18:36.880 that

00:18:37.080 day

00:18:37.340 after

00:18:37.700 Thanksgiving

00:18:38.180 too

00:18:38.700 when

00:18:41.300 you're

00:18:41.460 just

00:18:41.640 sitting

00:18:41.920 there

00:18:42.360 and

00:18:42.560 excuse

00:18:46.880 me

00:18:47.100 I had

00:18:47.260 a little

00:18:47.400 bit of

00:18:47.620 water

00:18:47.860 and

00:18:49.000 it

00:18:49.120 feels

00:18:49.560 like

00:18:49.820 the

00:18:50.640 day

00:18:53.000 after

00:18:53.160 Thanksgiving

00:18:53.520 it

00:18:53.740 feels

00:18:53.940 like

00:18:54.080 a

00:18:54.220 Saturday

00:18:54.580 but

00:18:54.800 it's

00:18:55.000 not

00:18:55.460 it's

00:18:56.180 like

00:18:56.340 oh

00:18:56.560 this

00:18:56.760 is

00:18:56.880 kind

00:18:57.040 of

00:18:57.160 nice

00:18:57.580 and

00:19:00.120 it's

00:19:00.340 just

00:19:00.560 like

00:19:00.860 oh

00:19:01.320 you

00:19:03.000 can

00:19:03.180 feel

00:19:03.420 the

00:19:03.580 whole

00:19:03.800 world

00:19:04.240 start

00:19:04.520 to

00:19:04.660 take

00:19:04.920 a

00:19:05.080 sigh

00:19:05.400 of

00:19:05.580 relief

00:19:06.080 we're

00:19:11.540 just

00:19:11.760 going

00:19:11.920 to

00:19:12.080 just

00:19:12.320 kind

00:19:12.620 of

00:19:12.760 lazy

00:19:13.340 our

00:19:13.600 way

00:19:13.840 towards

00:19:14.140 the

00:19:14.340 holidays

00:19:14.880 you

00:19:17.540 know

00:19:17.640 it's

00:19:17.780 a

00:19:17.920 good

00:19:18.080 time

00:19:18.380 to

00:19:18.540 check

00:19:18.800 in

00:19:18.960 with

00:19:19.100 a

00:19:19.260 friend

00:19:19.460 you

00:19:19.600 start

00:19:19.820 remembering

00:19:20.260 friends

00:19:20.880 oh

00:19:21.120 I

00:19:21.300 you

00:19:21.840 know

00:19:21.940 I

00:19:22.060 should

00:19:22.220 check

00:19:22.500 in

00:19:22.660 with

00:19:22.840 them

00:19:23.180 I

00:19:25.040 should

00:19:25.240 send

00:19:25.540 them

00:19:25.740 a

00:19:25.920 text

00:19:26.300 say

00:19:26.760 hey

00:19:26.940 you

00:19:27.220 know

00:19:27.500 hey

00:19:28.480 Ronnie

00:19:28.900 bro

00:19:29.220 I

00:19:30.020 love

00:19:30.360 you

00:19:30.520 bro

00:19:30.880 I

00:19:32.920 hadn't

00:19:33.080 talked

00:19:33.320 to

00:19:33.420 you

00:19:33.460 in

00:19:33.520 a

00:19:33.620 couple

00:19:33.800 years

00:19:34.220 and

00:19:35.460 then

00:19:35.600 his

00:19:35.760 wife

00:19:36.060 writes

00:19:36.280 back

00:19:36.520 Ronnie

00:19:36.820 Ronnie

00:19:37.260 is

00:19:37.460 dead

00:19:37.800 Ronnie

00:19:38.200 died

00:19:38.460 18

00:19:40.300 months

00:19:40.740 ago

00:19:41.100 head

00:19:42.460 on

00:19:42.640 collision

00:19:43.080 like

00:19:43.380 oh 1.00

00:19:43.620 damn 0.99

00:19:43.980 well 0.98

00:19:44.300 but

00:19:47.180 it's

00:19:47.380 just

00:19:47.520 that

00:19:47.760 time

00:19:48.200 you

00:19:48.360 know

00:19:48.500 where

00:19:48.680 you

00:19:48.780 just

00:19:48.960 remember

00:19:49.320 to

00:19:49.500 check

00:19:49.700 you

00:19:49.860 know

00:19:50.040 you

00:19:51.160 go

00:19:51.340 tickle 0.99

00:19:51.760 somebody

00:19:52.220 you

00:19:52.380 haven't

00:19:52.580 touched

00:19:53.160 her

00:19:53.320 maybe

00:19:53.500 you

00:19:54.300 know

00:19:54.360 you

00:19:54.460 haven't

00:19:54.640 touched

00:19:54.880 your

00:19:55.060 wife

00:19:55.320 in

00:19:55.460 probably

00:19:55.660 seven

00:19:56.000 months

00:19:56.260 you

00:19:56.360 go

00:19:56.500 tickle 0.99

00:19:56.860 that 1.00

00:19:57.040 bitch 1.00

00:19:57.300 over 1.00

00:19:57.500 there

00:19:57.780 she

00:19:58.620 making

00:19:58.900 a

00:19:59.080 souffle

00:19:59.500 and

00:19:59.680 you

00:19:59.800 sneak

00:20:00.120 up

00:20:00.400 and

00:20:05.460 that

00:20:05.700 jump

00:20:06.080 back

00:20:06.380 in

00:20:06.560 it's

00:20:10.380 just

00:20:10.500 that

00:20:10.700 time

00:20:11.000 of

00:20:11.160 year

00:20:11.500 you

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00:20:11.980 that

00:20:12.140 time

00:20:12.440 of

00:20:12.620 year

00:20:12.940 where

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00:20:15.540 a

00:20:15.660 little

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00:20:16.120 bird

00:20:16.560 and

00:20:18.200 you

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00:20:18.600 over

00:20:18.820 there

00:20:19.020 and

00:20:19.180 seed

00:20:19.460 that 1.00

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00:20:20.600 pumpkin

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00:20:24.060 him

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00:20:27.240 that

00:20:27.420 time

00:20:27.760 of

00:20:27.940 year

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00:20:31.880 know

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00:20:32.340 you

00:20:32.540 take

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00:20:35.220 take

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00:20:36.440 senior

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00:20:39.300 you

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00:20:40.260 on

00:20:40.440 it

00:20:40.540 dampen

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00:20:41.160 so

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00:20:54.380 man

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00:20:55.760 what

00:20:55.880 time

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00:20:56.600 get

00:20:56.880 that

00:20:57.140 hitter

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00:20:58.860 website

00:20:59.800 theovonstore.com

00:21:01.540 we got

00:21:01.760 the restocks

00:21:02.600 are in

00:21:03.040 so

00:21:03.980 if you

00:21:04.200 want to

00:21:04.460 get

00:21:04.640 something

00:21:04.940 you

00:21:05.100 can

00:21:05.240 get

00:21:05.480 it

00:21:05.760 and

00:21:07.200 that's

00:21:07.480 how

00:21:07.620 that

00:21:07.860 works

00:21:08.300 that's

00:21:09.200 called

00:21:09.400 getting

00:21:09.720 something

00:21:10.120 and

00:21:11.620 you

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00:21:11.880 do

00:21:12.080 that

00:21:12.440 the

00:21:13.280 episode

00:21:13.840 of

00:21:14.040 man

00:21:14.300 up

00:21:14.580 is

00:21:14.760 up

00:21:15.140 on

00:21:15.700 sticky

00:21:16.200 Rick

00:21:16.620 about

00:21:18.440 this

00:21:18.680 thick

00:21:19.020 boy

00:21:19.360 and

00:21:19.520 he

00:21:19.600 was

00:21:19.740 doing 0.98

00:21:19.980 masturbation 0.96

00:21:20.720 and

00:21:20.880 everything

00:21:21.220 but

00:21:23.120 he's

00:21:23.300 trying

00:21:23.480 to

00:21:23.620 turn

00:21:23.800 it

00:21:23.920 around

00:21:24.320 and

00:21:25.660 that's

00:21:25.860 on

00:21:26.020 YouTube

00:21:26.460 so

00:21:29.240 you

00:21:31.400 can

00:21:31.560 check

00:21:31.840 that

00:21:32.080 out

00:21:32.280 Comedy

00:21:32.600 Central

00:21:32.880 passed

00:21:33.320 on

00:21:33.480 the

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00:21:33.900 you

00:21:35.360 know

00:21:35.480 they

00:21:35.640 were

00:21:35.760 too

00:21:35.980 busy

00:21:36.220 picking

00:21:36.580 up

00:21:36.860 dog 1.00

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00:21:39.860 they

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00:21:40.420 our

00:21:40.580 show

00:21:40.820 so

00:21:41.280 that's

00:21:42.880 why

00:21:43.000 we

00:21:43.140 do

00:21:43.320 this

00:21:43.760 people

00:21:45.460 say

00:21:45.660 why

00:21:45.880 don't

00:21:46.040 you

00:21:46.160 do

00:21:46.340 why

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00:21:46.620 you

00:21:46.720 because

00:21:47.400 because

00:21:50.020 man

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00:21:50.920 I

00:21:51.040 don't

00:21:51.140 really

00:21:51.360 have

00:21:51.580 people

00:21:52.320 say

00:21:52.560 you

00:21:52.960 sound

00:21:53.260 real

00:21:53.480 salty

00:21:53.800 about

00:21:54.060 it

00:21:54.200 I'm

00:21:54.680 sugary

00:21:55.120 about

00:21:55.440 it

00:21:55.680 you

00:21:57.260 know

00:21:57.380 it

00:21:57.500 was

00:21:57.620 the

00:21:57.800 gift

00:21:58.040 that

00:21:58.220 I

00:21:58.360 didn't

00:21:58.620 really

00:21:58.880 know

00:21:59.240 was

00:21:59.540 that

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00:22:00.460 going

00:22:00.620 to

00:22:00.700 be

00:22:00.840 able

00:22:01.020 to

00:22:01.180 get

00:22:01.360 in

00:22:01.500 and

00:22:01.640 do

00:22:01.800 our

00:22:01.960 own

00:22:02.180 stuff

00:22:02.640 but

00:22:04.420 at

00:22:04.540 a

00:22:04.660 certain

00:22:04.840 point

00:22:05.100 you

00:22:05.240 start

00:22:05.440 to

00:22:05.600 realize

00:22:05.980 that

00:22:06.180 some

00:22:06.380 of

00:22:06.500 these

00:22:06.840 places

00:22:07.280 do

00:22:07.540 not

00:22:07.760 want

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00:22:08.560 kind

00:22:09.000 around

00:22:09.440 and

00:22:11.940 you

00:22:12.040 start

00:22:12.240 to

00:22:12.400 wonder

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00:22:13.020 you

00:22:13.980 do

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00:22:14.400 to

00:22:14.560 wonder

00:22:14.780 that

00:22:15.120 um

00:22:16.520 what

00:22:17.980 else

00:22:18.320 man

00:22:18.620 what

00:22:18.800 else

00:22:19.040 really

00:22:19.380 has

00:22:21.980 been

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00:22:24.200 tough

00:22:24.440 day

00:22:24.720 the

00:22:24.880 other

00:22:25.000 Thanksgiving

00:22:25.420 morning

00:22:25.980 man

00:22:26.220 I

00:22:26.320 was

00:22:26.460 crying

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00:22:27.220 of a

00:22:27.660 donut

00:22:28.160 shop

00:22:28.600 in my

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00:22:29.260 you

00:22:31.080 know

00:22:31.240 I

00:22:31.380 wasn't

00:22:31.660 touching

00:22:31.940 myself

00:22:32.360 or

00:22:32.580 anything

00:22:32.880 but

00:22:33.560 you

00:22:35.580 know

00:22:35.840 so

00:22:36.920 that's

00:22:37.240 how

00:22:37.340 that

00:22:37.520 day

00:22:37.740 kind

00:22:37.980 of

00:22:38.080 started

00:22:38.660 uh

00:22:40.420 what

00:22:43.000 else

00:22:43.400 was

00:22:43.960 happening

00:22:44.380 oh

00:22:45.540 the

00:22:45.840 we're

00:22:46.360 gonna

00:22:46.520 do

00:22:47.060 doing

00:22:48.760 a lot

00:22:49.100 of

00:22:49.260 you

00:22:49.620 know

00:22:49.780 like

00:22:50.360 you

00:22:51.540 know

00:22:51.680 a little

00:22:51.940 bit

00:22:52.100 of like

00:22:52.420 calendar

00:22:53.100 laundry

00:22:53.520 here

00:22:53.800 we're

00:22:54.640 gonna

00:22:54.760 do

00:22:54.960 the

00:22:55.280 uh

00:22:55.960 belated

00:22:56.520 Christmas

00:22:57.000 special

00:22:57.620 talent

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00:22:59.520 with

00:22:59.740 Tammy

00:23:00.140 with

00:23:01.060 Chelsea

00:23:01.420 Lynn

00:23:01.760 Tammy

00:23:02.220 that

00:23:04.660 will

00:23:04.940 be

00:23:05.580 that's

00:23:06.400 gonna

00:23:06.520 be

00:23:06.700 postponed

00:23:07.080 I

00:23:07.320 think

00:23:07.440 we're

00:23:07.580 gonna

00:23:07.660 do

00:23:07.780 it

00:23:07.880 after

00:23:08.080 the

00:23:08.240 new

00:23:08.420 years

00:23:08.860 just

00:23:10.220 have

00:23:10.420 more

00:23:10.640 time

00:23:10.980 and

00:23:11.100 really

00:23:11.340 make

00:23:11.580 it

00:23:11.700 special

00:23:12.160 or

00:23:13.360 especial

00:23:13.940 baby

00:23:14.620 which

00:23:15.460 sounds

00:23:15.800 like

00:23:15.960 a

00:23:16.080 disease

00:23:16.440 but

00:23:16.660 it's

00:23:16.920 special

00:23:17.440 in

00:23:17.640 Spanish

00:23:18.100 so

00:23:19.960 we're

00:23:20.140 doing

00:23:20.360 that

00:23:20.720 um

00:23:23.200 I'm

00:23:24.020 gonna

00:23:24.120 let

00:23:24.340 you

00:23:24.480 know

00:23:24.680 right

00:23:25.000 now

00:23:25.480 though

00:23:25.820 that

00:23:26.120 if

00:23:26.280 you're

00:23:26.440 getting

00:23:26.600 a gift

00:23:27.020 for

00:23:27.200 somebody

00:23:27.760 get

00:23:28.740 them

00:23:28.860 the

00:23:30.340 sounds

00:23:30.980 of the

00:23:31.640 world

00:23:32.060 you know

00:23:33.920 one nice

00:23:34.460 thing about

00:23:34.860 music

00:23:35.280 is that

00:23:35.600 you can

00:23:35.860 hear it

00:23:36.360 imagine

00:23:39.340 watching

00:23:39.800 somebody

00:23:40.320 just

00:23:40.620 push 0.64

00:23:41.020 buttons

00:23:41.400 on a

00:23:41.720 piano

00:23:42.100 and

00:23:42.400 nothing

00:23:42.720 or

00:23:44.720 watching

00:23:45.080 somebody

00:23:45.520 think

00:23:45.860 that

00:23:46.040 they

00:23:46.260 you know

00:23:46.740 pluck

00:23:47.460 on a

00:23:47.720 guitar

00:23:48.040 but

00:23:48.260 it

00:23:48.340 don't

00:23:48.440 make

00:23:48.620 any

00:23:48.820 sound

00:23:49.080 you

00:23:49.240 think

00:23:49.440 they

00:23:49.620 had

00:23:49.820 heavy

00:23:50.100 autism

00:23:50.600 or

00:23:51.380 HA 0.66

00:23:51.760 well

00:23:54.180 2020

00:23:55.860 is

00:23:56.840 throwing

00:23:57.140 us

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00:23:57.540 gift

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00:23:58.200 holidays

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00:24:00.860 go

00:24:01.120 to

00:24:01.360 gift

00:24:01.920 and

00:24:03.640 what

00:24:03.760 I'm

00:24:03.880 talking

00:24:04.180 about

00:24:04.580 is

00:24:05.120 the

00:24:05.320 silver

00:24:05.780 bullet

00:24:06.180 gift

00:24:06.520 idea

00:24:07.020 of

00:24:07.320 Raycon

00:24:07.960 wireless

00:24:08.880 earbuds

00:24:09.800 I

00:24:11.420 want

00:24:11.540 to

00:24:11.640 get

00:24:11.780 everyone

00:24:12.180 a

00:24:12.520 gift

00:24:12.720 this

00:24:12.960 year

00:24:13.240 that's

00:24:13.700 going

00:24:13.800 to

00:24:13.880 make

00:24:14.040 them

00:24:14.140 go

00:24:14.340 hey

00:24:14.540 thanks

00:24:14.920 you

00:24:15.060 know

00:24:15.160 what

00:24:15.320 I

00:24:15.440 actually

00:24:15.660 didn't

00:24:16.020 need

00:24:16.240 this

00:24:16.680 I'm

00:24:17.520 actually

00:24:17.740 going

00:24:18.120 to

00:24:18.400 use

00:24:18.900 this

00:24:19.540 and

00:24:21.260 that's

00:24:21.520 Raycon

00:24:21.900 wireless

00:24:22.320 earbuds

00:24:22.820 you

00:24:24.080 know

00:24:24.160 I've

00:24:24.360 had

00:24:24.500 different

00:24:24.820 earbuds

00:24:25.180 and

00:24:25.520 I

00:24:25.620 didn't

00:24:25.760 like

00:24:26.040 them

00:24:26.220 one

00:24:27.620 of

00:24:27.740 them

00:24:27.780 I

00:24:27.880 put

00:24:28.040 them

00:24:28.160 in

00:24:28.280 all

00:24:28.420 I

00:24:28.540 could

00:24:28.640 hear

00:24:28.820 was

00:24:29.060 my

00:24:32.040 neighbors

00:24:32.480 and

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00:24:35.840 beating

00:24:37.060 each

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00:24:39.220 they

00:24:40.740 hired

00:24:41.120 a

00:24:43.420 shoddy

00:24:43.760 contractor

00:24:44.400 to

00:24:44.620 redo

00:24:45.440 a

00:24:45.680 porch

00:24:45.980 and

00:24:46.100 Mitch's

00:24:48.000 was

00:24:48.120 pissed

00:24:48.540 but

00:24:48.820 with

00:24:50.260 seamless

00:24:50.680 Bluetooth

00:24:51.080 pairing

00:24:51.580 and

00:24:51.780 a

00:24:51.920 comfortable

00:24:52.340 noise

00:24:52.920 isolating

00:24:53.380 fit

00:24:53.740 you

00:24:54.060 can

00:24:54.200 start

00:24:54.440 listening

00:24:54.860 right

00:24:55.220 out

00:24:55.380 of

00:24:55.440 the

00:24:55.580 box

00:24:56.000 and

00:24:56.460 keep

00:24:56.720 listening

00:24:57.160 for

00:24:57.680 hours

00:24:58.200 with

00:24:58.420 Raycon

00:24:58.880 wireless

00:24:59.480 earbuds

00:25:00.040 that's

00:25:01.260 what the

00:25:01.480 game

00:25:01.720 changer

00:25:02.020 is for

00:25:02.340 me

00:25:02.480 is the

00:25:02.740 amount

00:25:02.960 of

00:25:03.120 time

00:25:03.500 that

00:25:03.660 they

00:25:03.780 last

00:25:04.160 for

00:25:04.460 the

00:25:06.180 audio

00:25:06.500 quality

00:25:06.980 is

00:25:07.440 amazing

00:25:08.160 comparable

00:25:10.980 to what

00:25:11.460 you get

00:25:11.780 from other

00:25:12.140 premium

00:25:12.440 brands

00:25:12.780 except

00:25:13.020 Raycons 0.99

00:25:13.580 start

00:25:14.040 at

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00:25:14.640 the

00:25:14.840 price

00:25:15.340 don't

00:25:16.680 pay

00:25:16.920 for

00:25:17.080 that

00:25:17.220 extra

00:25:17.480 pricing

00:25:18.020 you

00:25:18.440 don't

00:25:18.620 need

00:25:18.940 it

00:25:19.240 best

00:25:21.540 of

00:25:21.660 all

00:25:21.880 this

00:25:22.060 is

00:25:22.180 something

00:25:22.380 people

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00:25:22.860 use

00:25:23.020 for

00:25:23.160 calls

00:25:23.520 or

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00:25:24.040 for

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00:25:25.160 home

00:25:25.400 or

00:25:25.540 on

00:25:25.640 the

00:25:25.740 go

00:25:25.940 it's

00:25:26.120 a

00:25:26.240 gift

00:25:26.400 that

00:25:26.580 keeps

00:25:26.860 on

00:25:27.200 giving

00:25:27.560 Raycons 0.99

00:25:28.320 being

00:25:28.560 generous

00:25:29.040 for

00:25:29.240 the

00:25:29.380 holidays

00:25:29.800 as

00:25:30.060 well

00:25:30.360 so

00:25:31.120 on

00:25:31.260 top

00:25:31.460 of

00:25:31.580 their

00:25:31.720 everyday

00:25:32.020 great

00:25:32.300 prices

00:25:32.620 they're

00:25:32.800 offering

00:25:33.100 our

00:25:33.600 listeners

00:25:34.000 15%

00:25:35.100 off

00:25:35.460 right

00:25:35.940 now

00:25:36.280 go

00:25:36.940 to

00:25:37.220 buy

00:25:37.660 Raycon

00:25:38.760 dot

00:25:39.060 com

00:25:39.380 slash

00:25:39.780 t-h-e-o 1.00

00:25:40.600 today

00:25:41.160 to get

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00:25:43.060 your

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00:25:47.320 c-o-n 1.00

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00:25:48.880 slash

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00:25:50.540 support

00:25:51.640 this past

00:25:52.180 weekend

00:25:52.440 get someone

00:25:53.200 the gift

00:25:53.580 they

00:25:53.840 will

00:25:54.420 use

00:25:55.600 buy

00:25:56.480 raycon

00:25:57.340 dot

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00:25:58.100 slash

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00:25:59.340 for

00:25:59.780 15%

00:26:00.780 off

00:26:01.280 we had

00:26:03.560 a lot

00:26:03.760 of really

00:26:04.000 special

00:26:04.400 calls

00:26:04.960 and

00:26:05.240 this

00:26:05.920 and

00:26:06.100 that

00:26:06.320 that

00:26:06.520 came

00:26:06.800 in

00:26:07.120 and

00:26:07.380 and

00:26:11.060 I

00:26:11.140 want

00:26:11.260 to

00:26:11.340 get

00:26:11.460 into

00:26:11.620 a

00:26:11.760 few

00:26:11.960 of

00:26:12.240 them

00:26:12.360 and

00:26:12.560 here's

00:26:13.340 one

00:26:13.500 right

00:26:13.640 off

00:26:13.780 the

00:26:13.880 bat

00:26:14.540 hey

00:26:17.420 Kenny

00:26:20.760 thank you

00:26:21.180 for

00:26:21.340 calling

00:26:21.740 in

00:26:23.320 Portland

00:26:23.680 they

00:26:23.920 say

00:26:24.080 they

00:26:24.220 got

00:26:24.380 a

00:26:24.520 lot

00:26:24.640 of

00:26:24.780 beautiful

00:26:25.100 strippers

00:26:25.720 up

00:26:25.960 there

00:26:26.280 and

00:26:27.600 a

00:26:27.760 lot

00:26:27.940 of

00:26:28.120 rain

00:26:28.540 so

00:26:31.460 if

00:26:31.620 you

00:26:31.740 like

00:26:32.000 that

00:26:32.300 WAP

00:26:32.800 that's

00:26:34.100 your

00:26:34.240 territory

00:26:34.900 baby

00:26:35.300 you

00:26:37.240 know

00:26:37.540 if

00:26:38.360 you

00:26:38.460 like

00:26:38.660 a

00:26:38.820 damp

00:26:39.160 girl 0.91

00:26:39.480 that's

00:26:39.780 really

00:26:40.020 pale

00:26:40.380 skin

00:26:40.780 but

00:26:41.000 tatted

00:26:41.360 up

00:26:41.740 if

00:26:44.900 you

00:26:45.020 like

00:26:45.200 one

00:26:45.340 of

00:26:45.420 them

00:26:45.560 antifa

00:26:46.260 bad 1.00

00:26:46.740 bitches 1.00

00:26:47.140 that's 1.00

00:26:48.360 your

00:26:48.540 territory

00:26:49.020 onward

00:26:50.180 I

00:26:51.540 had

00:26:51.760 an

00:26:51.920 idea

00:26:52.260 here

00:26:52.640 I

00:26:52.840 have

00:26:53.160 a

00:26:53.380 PlayStation

00:26:53.800 5

00:26:54.340 that

00:26:54.560 I

00:26:54.680 got

00:26:54.860 from

00:26:55.100 my

00:26:55.280 work

00:26:55.640 I'm

00:26:56.580 not

00:26:56.780 really

00:26:57.060 a

00:26:57.240 big

00:26:57.420 gamer

00:26:57.780 but

00:26:58.300 I

00:26:58.420 would

00:26:58.560 like

00:26:58.760 to

00:26:58.920 offer

00:26:59.200 that

00:26:59.520 for

00:26:59.720 one

00:26:59.900 of

00:27:00.040 your

00:27:00.220 struggling

00:27:00.700 single

00:27:01.140 moms

00:27:01.580 so

00:27:02.540 if

00:27:02.800 you

00:27:02.920 have

00:27:03.180 any

00:27:03.380 ladies 0.99

00:27:03.740 out

00:27:04.000 there

00:27:04.320 that

00:27:07.240 holiday

00:27:07.580 I

00:27:08.160 have

00:27:08.340 a

00:27:08.500 PlayStation

00:27:08.940 5

00:27:09.380 that

00:27:09.560 I'll

00:27:09.720 be

00:27:09.860 willing

00:27:10.140 to

00:27:10.680 donate

00:27:12.120 only

00:27:13.020 because

00:27:13.600 your

00:27:13.960 show

00:27:14.240 gives

00:27:14.560 me

00:27:15.000 hours

00:27:15.800 of

00:27:16.000 entertainment

00:27:16.460 throughout

00:27:16.860 the

00:27:17.080 week

00:27:17.380 you're

00:27:18.140 very

00:27:18.320 positive

00:27:18.860 I

00:27:19.660 love

00:27:19.860 the

00:27:20.000 things

00:27:20.280 that

00:27:20.420 you

00:27:20.520 have

00:27:20.700 to

00:27:20.840 say

00:27:21.160 and

00:27:21.480 gang

00:27:22.320 gang

00:27:22.680 gang

00:27:23.980 gang

00:27:24.420 man

00:27:24.820 thank

00:27:25.160 you

00:27:25.300 Kenny

00:27:25.520 that's

00:27:25.840 man

00:27:26.360 that's

00:27:26.680 where

00:27:26.860 it's

00:27:27.040 at

00:27:27.320 you

00:27:29.160 know

00:27:29.280 that's

00:27:29.560 where

00:27:29.700 it's

00:27:29.900 at

00:27:30.120 and

00:27:31.020 we

00:27:31.200 would

00:27:31.880 love

00:27:32.140 that

00:27:32.440 if

00:27:33.400 you

00:27:33.580 know

00:27:34.040 a

00:27:34.200 single

00:27:34.400 mom

00:27:34.620 that

00:27:34.760 could

00:27:34.880 use

00:27:35.120 this

00:27:35.360 gift

00:27:35.740 you

00:27:36.200 can

00:27:36.340 hit

00:27:36.480 the

00:27:36.600 hotline

00:27:36.940 985-664-9503

00:27:41.380 you know

00:27:44.340 and

00:27:44.740 think

00:27:46.040 just

00:27:46.400 think

00:27:46.660 about

00:27:46.880 if

00:27:47.040 you

00:27:47.160 don't

00:27:47.500 call

00:27:48.060 don't

00:27:48.380 give

00:27:48.780 us

00:27:48.940 some

00:27:49.140 lady

00:27:49.360 that

00:27:49.540 can't

00:27:49.860 use

00:27:50.120 it

00:27:50.340 don't

00:27:51.820 give

00:27:52.000 us

00:27:52.140 some

00:27:52.320 lady

00:27:52.540 that's

00:27:52.740 going

00:27:52.840 to

00:27:52.980 sell

00:27:53.240 it

00:27:53.440 and

00:27:53.880 buy

00:27:54.080 dilaudid

00:27:54.680 out

00:27:54.900 there

00:27:55.240 or

00:27:56.340 buy

00:27:56.560 a

00:27:56.700 couple

00:27:56.880 grams

00:27:57.340 of

00:27:57.500 this

00:27:57.780 or

00:27:58.700 rock

00:27:59.080 or

00:27:59.340 rock

00:27:59.780 a

00:27:59.940 crack

00:28:00.300 you

00:28:02.720 know

00:28:02.920 if

00:28:03.340 you

00:28:03.440 have

00:28:03.620 somebody

00:28:04.000 you

00:28:04.180 think

00:28:04.340 can

00:28:04.540 use

00:28:05.360 it

00:28:05.480 have

00:28:05.660 some

00:28:05.840 children

00:28:06.180 and

00:28:06.700 don't

00:28:07.200 you

00:28:07.360 know

00:28:07.500 the

00:28:07.660 children

00:28:08.000 already 1.00

00:28:08.340 dumb 1.00

00:28:08.700 they 1.00

00:28:08.860 might

00:28:09.060 not

00:28:09.260 need

00:28:09.500 a

00:28:09.640 PS5

00:28:10.500 get

00:28:11.060 them 1.00

00:28:11.260 bastards 1.00

00:28:11.640 a 1.00

00:28:11.840 PS3

00:28:12.580 but

00:28:14.540 if

00:28:14.660 you

00:28:14.760 got

00:28:14.980 a

00:28:15.120 woman 0.99

00:28:15.360 that's

00:28:15.560 got

00:28:15.720 a

00:28:15.860 couple

00:28:16.060 of

00:28:16.240 kids

00:28:16.740 that's

00:28:19.700 very

00:28:19.840 kind

00:28:20.180 of

00:28:20.280 you

00:28:20.380 Kenny

00:28:20.560 we'll

00:28:20.800 reach

00:28:21.060 out

00:28:21.320 man

00:28:21.640 and

00:28:22.020 we'll

00:28:23.000 see

00:28:23.200 what

00:28:23.320 we

00:28:23.440 can

00:28:23.580 do

00:28:23.720 we'll

00:28:23.920 take

00:28:24.100 a

00:28:24.220 couple

00:28:24.380 of

00:28:24.520 suggestions

00:28:25.000 if

00:28:25.220 you

00:28:25.280 can

00:28:25.440 hit

00:28:25.780 the

00:28:25.920 hotline

00:28:26.260 985-664-9503

00:28:29.000 that'd

00:28:30.800 be

00:28:30.940 awesome

00:28:31.280 you

00:28:32.360 know

00:28:32.540 it's

00:28:34.220 that

00:28:34.360 time

00:28:34.620 of

00:28:34.760 year

00:28:34.940 man

00:28:35.160 it's

00:28:35.320 that

00:28:35.460 time

00:28:35.720 of

00:28:35.840 year

00:28:35.980 to

00:28:36.180 extend

00:28:37.020 a

00:28:37.260 little

00:28:37.400 if

00:28:37.580 you

00:28:37.700 can

00:28:38.040 you

00:28:41.820 know

00:28:41.940 the

00:28:42.060 other

00:28:42.220 day

00:28:42.440 I

00:28:42.580 was

00:28:42.840 eating

00:28:44.400 breakfast

00:28:44.880 here

00:28:45.260 out

00:28:46.020 here

00:28:46.140 in

00:28:46.220 the

00:28:46.340 central

00:28:46.620 east

00:28:46.920 which

00:28:47.100 is

00:28:47.240 where

00:28:47.400 I'm

00:28:47.620 at

00:28:47.840 and

00:28:48.160 I

00:28:50.640 ended

00:28:51.160 up

00:28:51.340 paying

00:28:51.540 for

00:28:51.860 the

00:28:53.680 breakfast

00:28:54.080 there

00:28:54.280 was

00:28:54.380 a

00:28:54.500 couple

00:28:54.680 sitting

00:28:54.980 outside

00:28:55.420 and

00:28:57.060 when

00:28:57.140 I

00:28:57.240 walked

00:28:57.480 in

00:28:57.680 the

00:28:57.820 guy

00:28:58.020 said

00:28:58.280 hey

00:28:58.820 and

00:28:59.180 him

00:28:59.840 and

00:28:59.920 his

00:29:00.020 girlfriend

00:29:00.240 were

00:29:00.420 just

00:29:00.600 visiting

00:29:00.920 in

00:29:01.140 town

00:29:01.420 and

00:29:01.660 so

00:29:01.800 before

00:29:02.020 I

00:29:02.220 left

00:29:02.440 I

00:29:02.580 just

00:29:02.720 bought

00:29:03.020 my

00:29:03.200 meal

00:29:03.420 bought

00:29:03.640 their

00:29:03.860 meal

00:29:04.200 and

00:29:07.360 just

00:29:07.560 left

00:29:07.940 you

00:29:08.100 know

00:29:08.280 and

00:29:09.340 then

00:29:09.800 and

00:29:10.160 I'm

00:29:10.260 just

00:29:10.420 saying

00:29:10.640 that

00:29:10.800 because

00:29:11.240 about

00:29:12.460 two

00:29:12.800 weeks

00:29:13.040 later

00:29:13.380 I'm

00:29:13.800 across

00:29:14.160 the

00:29:14.420 street

00:29:14.660 eating

00:29:14.900 breakfast

00:29:15.300 at

00:29:15.820 a

00:29:15.960 different

00:29:16.200 place

00:29:16.660 with

00:29:18.100 Josh

00:29:18.440 Wolf

00:29:18.800 and

00:29:20.540 we

00:29:21.820 get up

00:29:22.120 to pay

00:29:22.420 and leave

00:29:22.700 and

00:29:22.800 they

00:29:22.920 said

00:29:23.060 oh

00:29:23.200 somebody

00:29:23.480 bought

00:29:23.840 your

00:29:24.020 meal

00:29:24.300 I

00:29:25.620 said

00:29:25.740 dang

00:29:26.080 didn't

00:29:27.500 know

00:29:27.700 who

00:29:27.940 I

00:29:28.100 don't

00:29:28.200 know

00:29:28.300 who

00:29:28.460 it

00:29:28.580 was

00:29:28.940 you

00:29:30.640 know

00:29:30.780 some 0.99

00:29:31.080 damn 1.00

00:29:31.400 Scrooge 1.00

00:29:31.940 McDuck

00:29:32.540 got

00:29:33.760 warm

00:29:34.160 hearted

00:29:34.680 you

00:29:36.320 know

00:29:36.440 got

00:29:36.640 them

00:29:36.820 a

00:29:36.980 orders

00:29:37.300 just

00:29:37.540 fired

00:29:38.060 you

00:29:39.220 know

00:29:39.320 he

00:29:39.480 grilled

00:29:39.760 his

00:29:39.940 own

00:29:40.120 a

00:29:40.280 orders

00:29:40.580 with

00:29:40.780 the

00:29:40.940 Lord

00:29:41.280 with

00:29:42.860 that

00:29:43.000 Lord's

00:29:43.420 Traeger

00:29:43.800 or

00:29:44.000 something

00:29:44.200 something

00:29:44.500 hit

00:29:44.740 him 0.93

00:29:44.860 he

00:29:45.140 got

00:29:45.320 heated

00:29:45.800 in

00:29:45.980 the

00:29:46.080 heart

00:29:46.300 and

00:29:46.440 somebody

00:29:46.680 bought

00:29:46.960 me

00:29:47.080 that 1.00

00:29:47.220 damn 1.00

00:29:47.520 meal 1.00

00:29:47.840 so

00:29:50.200 that's

00:29:50.480 what

00:29:50.620 you

00:29:50.780 know

00:29:50.920 it's

00:29:52.240 just

00:29:52.460 that's

00:29:53.260 karma

00:29:53.560 roulette

00:29:54.180 and

00:29:54.320 karma

00:29:54.820 will

00:29:55.120 really

00:29:55.420 this

00:29:55.680 the

00:29:55.860 time

00:29:56.740 of

00:29:56.920 year

00:29:57.040 when

00:29:57.240 karma

00:29:57.660 is

00:29:57.900 out

00:29:58.140 there

00:29:58.460 karma

00:30:00.100 got

00:30:00.320 on

00:30:00.480 the

00:30:00.640 zoot

00:30:00.980 suit

00:30:01.360 karma

00:30:01.980 is

00:30:02.120 listening

00:30:02.420 to

00:30:02.600 21

00:30:03.040 savages

00:30:03.900 karma

00:30:05.080 is

00:30:05.220 out

00:30:05.440 there

00:30:05.720 baby

00:30:06.100 karma

00:30:07.620 got

00:30:07.880 his

00:30:08.040 nose

00:30:08.400 hairs

00:30:08.680 clipped

00:30:09.040 out

00:30:09.280 he's

00:30:09.520 out

00:30:09.740 there

00:30:10.060 he's

00:30:10.620 got

00:30:10.740 a

00:30:10.880 fresh

00:30:11.180 set

00:30:11.400 of 1.00

00:30:11.580 tits 0.99

00:30:11.860 on

00:30:12.100 karma

00:30:12.780 is

00:30:12.940 living

00:30:13.240 hard

00:30:13.700 right

00:30:14.000 now

00:30:14.320 this

00:30:15.340 when

00:30:15.580 karma

00:30:16.080 is

00:30:16.580 paying

00:30:16.880 attention

00:30:17.500 so

00:30:20.820 it's

00:30:20.960 a

00:30:21.060 great

00:30:21.280 time

00:30:21.580 to

00:30:21.720 extend

00:30:22.180 that

00:30:22.440 olive

00:30:22.740 leaf

00:30:23.080 to

00:30:23.260 somebody

00:30:23.740 how

00:30:25.300 can

00:30:25.500 I

00:30:25.660 help

00:30:25.880 what

00:30:26.120 can

00:30:26.300 I

00:30:26.480 do

00:30:26.780 and

00:30:29.740 when

00:30:29.880 I

00:30:30.020 get

00:30:30.200 up

00:30:30.340 in

00:30:30.440 the

00:30:30.580 morning

00:30:30.820 this

00:30:31.080 week

00:30:31.300 what's

00:30:31.480 been

00:30:31.620 making

00:30:31.880 me

00:30:32.060 feel

00:30:32.300 good

00:30:32.720 is

00:30:33.300 just

00:30:33.540 saying

00:30:33.840 what

00:30:34.140 can

00:30:34.420 I

00:30:34.640 do

00:30:35.160 what

00:30:36.440 can

00:30:36.600 I

00:30:36.760 do

00:30:37.020 for

00:30:37.240 somebody

00:30:37.660 that's

00:30:37.960 not

00:30:38.180 me

00:30:38.560 who

00:30:40.040 can

00:30:40.240 I

00:30:40.400 call

00:30:40.800 that

00:30:40.980 would

00:30:41.100 like

00:30:41.320 to

00:30:41.480 hear

00:30:41.660 my

00:30:41.880 voice

00:30:42.280 today

00:30:42.740 and

00:30:44.900 not

00:30:45.140 in

00:30:45.280 like

00:30:45.440 an

00:30:45.600 ego

00:30:45.860 way

00:30:46.080 but

00:30:46.880 call

00:30:47.200 that

00:30:47.420 I

00:30:47.820 know

00:30:48.120 could

00:30:48.380 use

00:30:48.720 somebody

00:30:49.180 they

00:30:49.600 they're

00:30:50.040 looking

00:30:50.400 for

00:30:50.660 anybody

00:30:51.040 in

00:30:51.380 the

00:30:51.540 world

00:30:51.780 to

00:30:52.000 call

00:30:52.320 them

00:30:52.580 and

00:30:52.720 say

00:30:52.860 hey

00:30:53.260 how

00:30:54.420 are

00:30:54.620 you

00:30:54.920 where

00:30:55.220 is

00:30:55.420 your 0.88

00:30:55.580 head

00:30:56.000 at

00:30:56.220 where

00:30:56.680 is

00:30:56.840 your

00:30:57.000 heart

00:30:57.380 at

00:30:57.680 and

00:31:01.760 sometimes

00:31:02.140 that

00:31:02.500 can

00:31:02.660 be

00:31:02.880 you

00:31:03.200 that

00:31:03.380 can

00:31:03.540 be

00:31:03.720 anybody

00:31:04.300 but

00:31:07.760 I

00:31:07.900 have

00:31:08.060 to

00:31:08.140 remember

00:31:08.420 when

00:31:08.600 I

00:31:08.700 get

00:31:08.820 up

00:31:08.940 to

00:31:09.060 ask

00:31:09.400 myself

00:31:09.740 that

00:31:09.980 question

00:31:10.340 first

00:31:10.820 so

00:31:13.240 so

00:31:16.460 anyway

00:31:16.720 what

00:31:16.980 a

00:31:17.120 small

00:31:17.380 little

00:31:17.600 world

00:31:17.860 how

00:31:18.020 that

00:31:18.180 worked

00:31:18.460 out

00:31:18.740 but

00:31:20.020 thank

00:31:20.240 you

00:31:20.380 Kenny

00:31:20.540 we'll

00:31:20.760 find

00:31:21.040 someone

00:31:21.340 who

00:31:22.440 can

00:31:22.600 use

00:31:22.840 it

00:31:22.940 I

00:31:23.040 think

00:31:23.360 so

00:31:24.080 hit

00:31:24.220 the

00:31:24.340 hotline

00:31:24.700 if

00:31:24.820 you

00:31:24.880 have

00:31:24.960 some

00:31:25.100 suggestions

00:31:25.540 I'm

00:31:27.660 going to

00:31:27.820 tell you

00:31:28.060 right now

00:31:28.520 also

00:31:28.920 that

00:31:29.280 we

00:31:29.420 got

00:31:29.700 this

00:31:30.000 call

00:31:30.280 that

00:31:30.460 came

00:31:30.660 in

00:31:30.820 right

00:31:31.020 here

00:31:31.580 hey

00:31:32.980 Theo

00:31:33.460 this

00:31:33.840 is

00:31:34.260 Salim

00:31:35.360 coming

00:31:36.280 at

00:31:36.620 you

00:31:36.760 from

00:31:37.220 Victoria

00:31:38.040 British

00:31:38.560 Columbia

00:31:39.020 and

00:31:39.300 Canada

00:31:39.720 Salim

00:31:41.280 and man

00:31:43.120 thank you

00:31:43.560 Canada

00:31:43.860 for being

00:31:44.320 you

00:31:44.720 you know

00:31:47.300 sometimes

00:31:47.520 I fall

00:31:47.940 asleep

00:31:48.220 at night

00:31:48.540 I think

00:31:48.840 about

00:31:49.040 Canada

00:31:49.400 bro

00:31:49.740 I'll be

00:31:51.600 honest

00:31:51.900 with you

00:31:52.220 dude

00:31:52.420 no homo 1.00

00:31:53.100 bro

00:31:53.280 or no

00:31:53.620 snow

00:31:53.940 mo

00:31:54.180 but I

00:31:56.560 think

00:31:56.800 about

00:31:57.060 Canada

00:31:57.500 and I

00:32:00.260 think

00:32:00.440 sometimes

00:32:00.720 I just

00:32:01.120 I'll lay

00:32:01.800 in bed

00:32:02.160 I'll just

00:32:02.480 think

00:32:02.720 about 1.00

00:32:02.980 damn 1.00

00:32:03.300 Canada 1.00

00:32:03.860 bro

00:32:04.260 and I'll

00:32:06.940 think

00:32:07.060 about

00:32:07.260 a

00:32:07.420 newborn

00:32:07.680 baby

00:32:08.120 just

00:32:08.320 riding

00:32:08.620 naked

00:32:09.060 on a

00:32:09.480 just

00:32:10.300 on a 0.99

00:32:10.600 damn 1.00

00:32:10.860 reindeer's 1.00

00:32:11.660 back

00:32:12.040 and just

00:32:15.620 looking for

00:32:16.080 God

00:32:16.480 bro

00:32:16.800 both of

00:32:17.600 them

00:32:17.680 the little

00:32:17.960 the little

00:32:18.480 babies

00:32:18.840 on the

00:32:19.180 back

00:32:19.440 of the

00:32:19.700 reindeer

00:32:20.060 and he

00:32:21.020 just

00:32:21.220 looking

00:32:21.560 for the

00:32:21.940 Lord

00:32:22.380 and there's

00:32:27.560 just something

00:32:27.940 beautiful about 1.00

00:32:28.520 that shit 1.00

00:32:29.060 bro 1.00

00:32:29.340 and I

00:32:31.080 I'll be

00:32:31.480 honest

00:32:31.700 I'll be

00:32:31.920 the first

00:32:32.240 to tell

00:32:32.500 you

00:32:32.540 I didn't

00:32:32.760 think

00:32:32.940 Canada

00:32:33.200 was a

00:32:33.500 real

00:32:33.680 place

00:32:34.000 when I

00:32:34.200 was

00:32:34.320 growing

00:32:34.520 up

00:32:34.860 when I

00:32:36.580 was

00:32:36.740 young

00:32:37.020 somebody

00:32:37.320 said

00:32:37.560 hey

00:32:37.700 a wolf

00:32:38.120 you know

00:32:38.700 a wolf

00:32:40.540 attack

00:32:40.860 they had

00:32:41.160 a drawing

00:32:41.760 at school

00:32:42.180 it was a

00:32:42.640 picture of

00:32:42.940 a wolf

00:32:43.300 attacking

00:32:43.680 a boy

00:32:44.160 and it

00:32:46.880 said

00:32:47.020 Canada

00:32:47.400 on it

00:32:47.900 I said 1.00

00:32:50.240 damn 1.00

00:32:50.960 boy 1.00

00:32:51.380 so I

00:32:52.420 thought

00:32:52.600 Canada

00:32:52.940 was just

00:32:53.260 a place

00:32:53.600 where

00:32:53.800 America

00:32:54.260 where we

00:32:54.760 you know

00:32:55.120 practice

00:32:55.440 safety

00:32:55.860 equipment

00:32:56.180 where we

00:32:56.580 mailed

00:32:57.120 safety

00:32:57.500 equipment

00:32:57.860 to see if

00:32:58.300 it worked

00:32:58.640 and they

00:32:58.880 mailed

00:32:59.100 it back

00:32:59.500 I thought

00:33:00.720 it was

00:33:00.900 a company

00:33:01.340 you know

00:33:02.320 kind of

00:33:02.660 a you know

00:33:03.600 probably a

00:33:03.960 3.5 star

00:33:05.000 company

00:33:05.480 out of

00:33:06.160 five stars

00:33:06.820 but

00:33:08.720 that's a

00:33:10.380 that's a

00:33:11.500 myth man

00:33:12.020 I've been

00:33:12.800 smoking

00:33:13.120 methamphetamines

00:33:14.180 bro if I'm

00:33:14.680 thinking that

00:33:15.220 I've been

00:33:16.360 getting high

00:33:17.120 on methamphetamines

00:33:18.760 if I've been

00:33:19.560 thinking that

00:33:20.060 because Canada

00:33:20.780 Canada's

00:33:22.260 amazing

00:33:22.740 if you

00:33:25.140 meet somebody

00:33:25.600 from Canada

00:33:26.240 bro hug

00:33:26.900 them

00:33:27.040 shake

00:33:27.380 they hand 1.00

00:33:28.000 fuck 1.00

00:33:28.440 them 1.00

00:33:28.680 treat

00:33:29.980 them

00:33:30.140 well

00:33:30.380 baby

00:33:30.700 feed

00:33:32.160 them

00:33:32.440 you know

00:33:33.840 massage

00:33:35.000 them

00:33:35.580 garage

00:33:37.420 them

00:33:37.860 bro

00:33:38.100 put them

00:33:40.180 in your

00:33:40.460 garage

00:33:41.020 you feel

00:33:41.340 what I'm

00:33:41.580 saying

00:33:41.760 do

00:33:42.020 something

00:33:42.320 for them

00:33:42.660 because

00:33:42.800 they're

00:33:42.940 good

00:33:43.140 people

00:33:43.480 anyway

00:33:44.420 thank you

00:33:44.900 Salim

00:33:45.200 Onward

00:33:45.480 and

00:33:47.060 I have

00:33:48.120 a thing

00:33:48.900 going on

00:33:49.540 I recently

00:33:50.080 met

00:33:50.580 this girl

00:33:51.520 that I

00:33:51.840 really like

00:33:52.520 and

00:33:53.720 the issue

00:33:54.640 though

00:33:54.960 is she

00:33:55.860 is very

00:33:56.300 COVID

00:33:56.820 conscious

00:33:57.700 I guess

00:33:58.240 not an

00:33:58.500 issue

00:33:58.700 makes sense

00:33:59.440 and

00:34:00.680 basically

00:34:01.980 we go on

00:34:03.200 a couple

00:34:03.480 days

00:34:03.840 we're hanging

00:34:04.260 out from

00:34:04.660 the distance

00:34:05.160 and

00:34:05.880 like we

00:34:06.760 can't

00:34:07.220 really

00:34:07.600 you know

00:34:08.460 make any

00:34:08.900 physical

00:34:09.300 contact

00:34:09.880 or

00:34:10.520 kiss

00:34:11.740 each other

00:34:12.240 hug

00:34:12.560 or whatever

00:34:12.960 and

00:34:14.160 that's

00:34:14.660 tough

00:34:14.960 I feel

00:34:15.340 like

00:34:15.620 for me

00:34:16.200 I don't

00:34:16.420 know what

00:34:16.700 you think

00:34:17.080 about

00:34:17.420 no physical

00:34:18.460 contact

00:34:19.140 in a

00:34:19.640 relationship

00:34:20.980 and also

00:34:21.720 I'm heading

00:34:22.760 back to

00:34:23.620 Ontario

00:34:24.760 outside of

00:34:25.540 Toronto

00:34:25.940 in a

00:34:27.500 couple

00:34:28.000 months

00:34:28.420 so

00:34:28.920 I don't

00:34:29.780 know

00:34:30.320 you know

00:34:31.560 really what

00:34:32.020 I'm doing

00:34:32.500 or why

00:34:33.260 so you're

00:34:34.960 Canadian

00:34:35.360 she's afraid

00:34:35.980 of

00:34:36.280 COVID

00:34:37.200 this is

00:34:39.500 like

00:34:39.820 Snowmeo

00:34:41.020 and

00:34:41.240 Hachoo

00:34:41.840 Liet

00:34:42.540 you know

00:34:44.820 she's scared

00:34:45.380 of something

00:34:45.820 and you

00:34:46.080 really

00:34:46.400 you know

00:34:46.960 and you're

00:34:48.380 from the

00:34:48.640 great

00:34:48.900 dub

00:34:49.240 in

00:34:49.540 baby

00:34:49.840 you feel

00:34:51.040 me

00:34:51.160 that

00:34:51.340 white

00:34:52.460 north

00:34:52.800 bro

00:34:53.020 that

00:34:53.220 blanco

00:34:53.600 up top

00:34:54.180 gang 1.00

00:34:54.480 shit 1.00

00:34:54.800 onward 0.99

00:34:55.160 gang

00:34:56.160 gang

00:34:57.160 baby

00:35:10.900 thank you

00:35:12.280 Salim

00:35:12.980 and

00:35:17.920 let me

00:35:18.540 tell you

00:35:18.800 I'll say

00:35:19.080 this

00:35:19.260 first of

00:35:19.600 all

00:35:19.740 man

00:35:19.880 I think

00:35:20.220 you know

00:35:20.680 this is a

00:35:21.100 beautiful

00:35:21.360 story

00:35:22.000 and this

00:35:24.180 is why

00:35:24.540 I listen

00:35:24.960 to this

00:35:25.240 podcast

00:35:25.660 because

00:35:26.040 sometimes

00:35:26.400 it

00:35:26.620 reminds

00:35:27.400 me

00:35:28.020 that

00:35:29.980 there

00:35:30.380 is

00:35:30.800 there

00:35:32.820 is

00:35:33.340 still

00:35:33.760 a

00:35:34.120 human

00:35:35.040 part

00:35:35.380 of

00:35:35.520 life

00:35:35.960 sometimes

00:35:39.380 it does

00:35:39.920 sometimes

00:35:40.120 it don't

00:35:40.980 remind me

00:35:41.400 anything

00:35:41.760 but

00:35:42.720 sometimes

00:35:43.100 it reminds

00:35:43.740 me

00:35:43.880 that

00:35:44.060 there's

00:35:44.380 still

00:35:44.700 this

00:35:44.960 element

00:35:45.360 of

00:35:45.640 people

00:35:46.580 there's

00:35:48.560 still

00:35:48.920 this

00:35:49.540 this

00:35:51.820 fabric

00:35:53.220 inside

00:35:55.160 us

00:35:56.100 that

00:35:56.580 that

00:36:00.020 wants

00:36:00.320 to be

00:36:00.680 seen

00:36:01.180 and

00:36:03.460 that

00:36:03.680 fabric

00:36:04.040 a lot

00:36:04.400 of

00:36:04.520 times

00:36:04.900 it's

00:36:05.360 it's

00:36:06.340 like

00:36:06.580 the

00:36:08.460 text

00:36:08.920 it's

00:36:09.360 like

00:36:09.480 the

00:36:09.660 textile

00:36:10.020 of

00:36:10.460 just

00:36:10.660 the

00:36:10.860 of

00:36:11.020 the

00:36:11.140 human

00:36:11.400 condition

00:36:12.020 and

00:36:15.380 sometimes

00:36:15.700 it's

00:36:16.980 it's

00:36:18.160 fun

00:36:19.940 and

00:36:20.100 sometimes

00:36:20.300 it's

00:36:20.560 real

00:36:20.800 and

00:36:20.960 sometimes

00:36:21.140 it's

00:36:21.380 tragic

00:36:21.760 and

00:36:21.960 sometimes

00:36:22.180 it's

00:36:23.320 alive

00:36:26.680 and

00:36:27.040 sometimes

00:36:27.260 it's

00:36:27.540 dead

00:36:27.940 almost

00:36:28.660 but

00:36:30.580 it's

00:36:31.020 it's

00:36:33.360 just

00:36:33.860 bare

00:36:35.860 and

00:36:38.440 it's

00:36:38.680 nice

00:36:39.000 this

00:36:39.500 something

00:36:39.900 about

00:36:40.300 this

00:36:40.640 does

00:36:40.960 that

00:36:41.160 for

00:36:41.320 me

00:36:41.520 this

00:36:41.840 this

00:36:42.760 call

00:36:43.060 because

00:36:43.720 it

00:36:43.920 just

00:36:44.220 you know

00:36:46.520 not

00:36:46.800 every

00:36:47.100 relationship

00:36:47.800 is

00:36:48.380 come

00:36:49.220 over

00:36:49.480 here

00:36:49.860 and

00:36:50.700 let me

00:36:50.940 look up

00:36:51.340 your

00:36:51.480 booty

00:36:51.800 you know

00:36:54.560 there's

00:36:54.820 a lot

00:36:55.200 of

00:36:55.380 love

00:36:55.880 out

00:36:56.120 there

00:36:56.260 that

00:36:56.460 still

00:36:56.780 has

00:36:57.060 this

00:36:57.260 old

00:36:57.580 fashioned

00:36:58.080 wagon

00:36:58.900 wheel

00:36:59.320 kind

00:36:59.620 of

00:36:59.720 environment

00:37:00.280 you know

00:37:02.300 there's

00:37:02.460 a lot

00:37:02.720 of

00:37:02.860 love

00:37:03.180 out

00:37:03.400 there

00:37:03.560 that's

00:37:03.820 like

00:37:04.000 hey

00:37:04.220 I met

00:37:05.380 you

00:37:05.520 and I'm

00:37:05.780 thinking

00:37:06.040 about

00:37:06.380 you

00:37:06.680 and

00:37:08.720 it's

00:37:08.860 not

00:37:09.020 a

00:37:09.180 million

00:37:09.460 texts

00:37:09.900 a

00:37:10.080 day

00:37:10.320 and

00:37:10.460 it's

00:37:10.620 not

00:37:10.800 a

00:37:11.020 you

00:37:12.780 know

00:37:12.940 look

00:37:13.120 I'll

00:37:13.320 be

00:37:13.420 honest

00:37:13.600 I met

00:37:13.960 a girl

00:37:14.440 a couple

00:37:15.140 months

00:37:15.480 ago

00:37:15.740 and we

00:37:16.060 met

00:37:16.260 up

00:37:16.400 in a

00:37:16.600 park

00:37:17.020 and

00:37:19.140 you

00:37:19.360 know

00:37:19.480 I

00:37:19.640 tried

00:37:19.900 to

00:37:20.060 get

00:37:20.340 to

00:37:20.460 see

00:37:20.620 her 1.00

00:37:20.780 tits 1.00

00:37:21.060 from

00:37:21.200 about

00:37:21.360 20

00:37:21.660 feet

00:37:21.880 away

00:37:22.140 she

00:37:22.320 said

00:37:22.580 no

00:37:22.940 and

00:37:24.320 she

00:37:24.460 drove

00:37:24.780 off

00:37:25.080 and

00:37:25.180 she

00:37:25.300 thought

00:37:25.480 I

00:37:25.620 was

00:37:25.760 probably

00:37:26.040 a

00:37:26.220 piece

00:37:26.400 of 1.00

00:37:26.540 shit 1.00

00:37:26.860 and 1.00

00:37:28.280 she

00:37:28.380 was

00:37:28.500 probably

00:37:28.740 right

00:37:29.100 but

00:37:32.160 you're

00:37:32.400 doing

00:37:32.620 something

00:37:32.960 else

00:37:33.260 man

00:37:33.440 you

00:37:33.580 have

00:37:33.800 a

00:37:33.900 really

00:37:34.060 there's

00:37:34.280 a

00:37:34.420 love

00:37:34.800 thing

00:37:35.140 going

00:37:35.420 on

00:37:35.700 there

00:37:36.000 and

00:37:38.040 you're

00:37:38.220 just

00:37:38.360 kind

00:37:38.580 of

00:37:38.700 contemplating

00:37:39.420 well

00:37:39.580 what

00:37:39.760 if

00:37:39.900 I

00:37:40.220 I'm

00:37:40.660 you

00:37:40.920 know

00:37:41.040 I

00:37:41.300 could

00:37:41.460 lose

00:37:41.800 this 0.99

00:37:42.020 girl 0.91

00:37:42.200 I

00:37:42.340 could

00:37:42.480 go

00:37:42.720 on

00:37:42.920 you

00:37:43.100 know

00:37:43.180 I

00:37:43.320 have

00:37:43.480 to

00:37:43.620 go

00:37:43.980 and

00:37:46.380 that's

00:37:46.600 called

00:37:46.780 extradition

00:37:47.440 when you

00:37:47.700 got to

00:37:47.940 leave

00:37:48.140 the

00:37:48.300 country

00:37:48.620 and

00:37:50.420 I'm

00:37:50.600 you

00:37:50.740 know

00:37:50.840 I'm

00:37:51.060 glad

00:37:51.320 that

00:37:51.560 not

00:37:51.800 everybody

00:37:52.120 is

00:37:52.280 allowed

00:37:52.500 to

00:37:52.680 stay

00:37:52.880 unfortunately

00:37:53.400 that

00:37:53.720 you

00:37:54.240 know

00:37:54.440 if

00:37:55.860 you

00:37:55.980 run

00:37:56.180 over

00:37:56.360 here

00:37:56.520 with

00:37:56.640 a 1.00

00:37:56.740 damn 1.00

00:37:56.940 hatchet 1.00

00:37:57.480 and 0.99

00:37:57.740 shoot 0.99

00:37:58.020 up 0.98

00:37:58.180 a

00:37:58.300 dollar

00:37:58.500 general

00:37:58.940 they

00:37:59.120 let

00:37:59.300 you

00:37:59.440 stay

00:37:59.760 but

00:38:00.120 you

00:38:01.420 know

00:38:01.560 you're

00:38:01.880 a

00:38:02.020 decent

00:38:02.300 canuck

00:38:02.740 over

00:38:02.960 here

00:38:03.200 doing

00:38:03.500 you

00:38:03.740 know

00:38:03.860 trying

00:38:04.120 to

00:38:04.260 fall

00:38:04.480 in

00:38:04.640 love

00:38:04.900 and

00:38:05.020 they

00:38:05.140 you

00:38:06.260 know

00:38:06.460 but

00:38:06.680 those

00:38:06.900 are

00:38:07.000 the

00:38:07.120 rules

00:38:07.380 but

00:38:07.700 what

00:38:11.320 were we

00:38:11.500 talking

00:38:11.720 about

00:38:12.000 just

00:38:12.200 now

00:38:12.480 but

00:38:14.060 love

00:38:14.500 man

00:38:14.900 there's

00:38:18.220 something

00:38:18.400 special

00:38:18.800 about

00:38:19.060 that

00:38:19.400 you

00:38:22.060 know

00:38:22.140 there

00:38:22.280 used

00:38:22.520 to

00:38:22.620 be

00:38:22.740 something

00:38:22.940 special

00:38:23.460 about

00:38:23.800 when

00:38:24.000 somebody

00:38:24.320 wasn't

00:38:24.680 around

00:38:25.020 just

00:38:25.240 thinking

00:38:26.180 man

00:38:30.640 I

00:38:30.820 remember

00:38:31.140 I

00:38:31.320 had

00:38:31.540 a

00:38:31.760 big

00:38:31.980 crush

00:38:32.360 on

00:38:32.520 this

00:38:32.680 girl 0.91

00:38:32.900 Katie

00:38:33.340 and

00:38:35.820 people

00:38:36.040 called

00:38:36.340 her

00:38:36.440 kind

00:38:36.600 of

00:38:36.720 fat

00:38:37.040 Katie

00:38:37.420 I

00:38:37.600 think

00:38:37.840 but

00:38:37.980 I

00:38:38.080 just

00:38:38.260 called

00:38:38.480 her

00:38:38.600 just

00:38:38.800 Katie

00:38:39.120 and

00:38:41.680 if

00:38:41.800 she

00:38:41.940 was 0.96

00:38:42.260 fat 0.98

00:38:42.640 man

00:38:43.020 good

00:38:44.280 that

00:38:44.600 meant

00:38:44.760 there

00:38:44.880 was

00:38:45.020 more

00:38:45.340 of

00:38:45.480 her

00:38:45.700 bruh

00:38:46.420 because

00:38:46.680 I

00:38:46.820 was

00:38:46.980 in

00:38:47.140 love

00:38:47.560 with

00:38:47.740 her

00:38:47.900 and

00:38:50.540 and

00:38:52.620 I

00:38:52.700 wrote

00:38:52.900 Katie

00:38:53.220 on

00:38:53.340 my

00:38:53.520 pillow

00:38:53.800 and

00:38:54.000 some

00:38:54.140 of

00:38:54.240 would

00:38:54.380 just

00:38:54.540 go

00:38:54.720 lay

00:38:55.160 in

00:38:55.340 my

00:38:55.540 bed

00:38:55.900 and

00:38:56.040 just

00:38:56.240 hug

00:38:56.700 this

00:38:56.940 pillow

00:38:57.200 as

00:38:57.400 hard

00:38:57.600 as

00:38:57.720 I

00:38:57.880 could

00:38:58.360 and

00:39:01.260 I

00:39:01.360 just

00:39:01.560 hoped

00:39:01.900 that

00:39:02.140 somehow

00:39:02.640 she

00:39:03.320 just

00:39:03.640 knew

00:39:04.180 how

00:39:04.520 much

00:39:05.040 I

00:39:05.340 just

00:39:05.640 cared

00:39:06.120 about

00:39:06.460 her

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00:40:54.220 have a

00:40:54.620 say

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00:41:00.500 feel you

00:41:01.060 man

00:41:01.280 there's

00:41:01.520 something

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00:41:02.440 about

00:41:02.840 if

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00:41:03.160 go

00:41:03.580 or

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00:41:04.220 stay

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00:41:05.020 if

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00:41:06.420 something

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00:41:07.260 about

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00:41:08.080 a

00:41:08.300 distance

00:41:08.880 because

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00:41:13.980 at

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00:41:14.240 distance

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00:41:17.080 someone

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00:41:18.480 you

00:41:18.600 could

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00:41:23.040 had

00:41:23.220 to

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00:41:23.520 of

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00:41:23.940 world

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00:41:24.480 a

00:41:24.660 role

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00:41:33.480 I

00:41:33.760 love

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00:41:36.000 head 0.97

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00:41:36.340 at

00:41:36.440 and

00:41:36.520 I

00:41:36.640 love

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00:41:37.040 heart

00:41:37.280 is

00:41:37.400 at

00:41:37.560 man

00:41:37.860 and

00:41:40.360 I

00:41:40.500 think

00:41:40.700 one

00:41:40.980 thing

00:41:41.200 you

00:41:41.340 can

00:41:41.500 do

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00:41:42.160 great

00:41:42.440 time

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00:41:42.920 some

00:41:43.160 romance

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00:41:44.720 this

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00:41:50.360 a

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00:41:51.020 you

00:41:51.140 know

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00:41:52.220 do

00:41:52.520 something

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00:41:56.500 hunt

00:41:56.860 you

00:42:03.340 know

00:42:03.540 you

00:42:04.120 could

00:42:04.280 do

00:42:04.500 something

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00:42:05.260 you

00:42:05.480 could

00:42:05.720 you

00:42:08.160 know

00:42:08.360 put

00:42:08.720 a

00:42:08.880 message

00:42:09.160 in

00:42:09.340 a

00:42:09.480 bottle

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00:42:09.940 throw

00:42:10.140 it

00:42:10.280 in

00:42:10.380 their

00:42:10.500 yard

00:42:10.900 you

00:42:14.820 know

00:42:14.960 you

00:42:15.120 could

00:42:15.260 do

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00:42:15.740 like

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00:42:27.860 there

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00:42:31.140 a

00:42:31.260 chance

00:42:31.580 man

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00:42:31.940 a

00:42:32.060 real

00:42:32.220 chance

00:42:32.520 to

00:42:32.660 do

00:42:32.800 something

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00:42:33.260 of

00:42:33.380 sweet

00:42:33.680 I

00:42:33.840 think

00:42:34.160 yeah

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00:42:40.660 you

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00:42:41.060 a

00:42:41.840 poem

00:42:43.360 use

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00:42:44.500 words

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00:42:45.820 a

00:42:45.920 great

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00:42:46.600 use

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00:42:48.200 you

00:42:49.900 know

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00:42:50.340 a

00:42:50.520 letter

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00:42:55.540 you

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00:43:02.680 you

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00:43:05.840 that

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00:43:06.580 but

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00:43:08.400 air

00:43:08.720 got

00:43:09.020 diseases

00:43:09.640 I

00:43:12.500 want

00:43:12.740 that

00:43:12.980 cuda

00:43:13.380 but

00:43:14.500 we

00:43:14.640 got

00:43:14.800 to

00:43:14.960 bleach

00:43:15.300 our

00:43:15.580 creases

00:43:16.240 I

00:43:16.880 want

00:43:17.140 that

00:43:17.380 monkey

00:43:17.840 and

00:43:20.300 I

00:43:20.420 want

00:43:20.620 it

00:43:20.720 on

00:43:20.840 my

00:43:21.040 tonsils

00:43:21.600 but

00:43:22.760 I

00:43:22.880 don't

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00:43:23.300 you

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00:43:23.600 die 1.00

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00:43:25.600 COVID

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00:43:32.140 bam

00:43:32.660 that word

00:43:33.260 hammer

00:43:33.600 dog

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00:43:36.840 words

00:43:37.180 use

00:43:37.380 your

00:43:37.520 feelings

00:43:37.840 and

00:43:38.020 let

00:43:38.200 it

00:43:38.360 ride

00:43:38.760 man

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00:43:40.180 her

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00:43:43.960 stand

00:43:45.480 out

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00:43:49.520 you

00:43:49.620 for

00:43:49.720 that

00:43:49.900 question

00:43:50.400 man

00:43:50.660 and

00:43:50.760 that

00:43:50.920 call

00:43:51.260 gang 1.00

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00:43:52.480 god

00:43:52.900 man

00:43:53.220 oh

00:43:55.260 I'm

00:43:56.960 gonna

00:43:57.040 tell you

00:43:57.380 guys

00:43:57.640 right

00:43:58.000 now

00:43:58.480 about

00:43:59.100 something

00:43:59.360 you

00:43:59.540 already

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00:44:07.460 be

00:44:07.600 honest

00:44:07.840 with

00:44:08.020 you

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00:44:08.220 that's

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00:44:17.200 days

00:44:17.420 that

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00:44:17.900 to

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00:44:23.080 know

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00:44:33.540 thousands

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00:44:36.600 have

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00:45:20.620 gonna

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00:46:36.540 order

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00:46:37.260 do

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00:46:46.420 know

00:46:46.620 bam

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00:46:47.200 got

00:46:47.360 enough

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00:46:47.880 a

00:46:48.020 waffle

00:46:48.420 bam 1.00

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00:46:51.940 your

00:46:52.100 cousin

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00:46:52.700 Tony

00:46:53.080 a

00:46:53.300 parmigiana

00:46:54.860 get

00:46:56.320 little

00:46:56.540 Tony

00:46:56.920 crippled 1.00

00:46:58.320 ass 1.00

00:46:58.600 a

00:46:58.760 parmigiana

00:46:59.440 baby

00:46:59.860 that's

00:47:01.180 how it

00:47:01.520 works

00:47:01.980 we're

00:47:02.860 talking

00:47:03.100 Grubhub

00:47:03.960 perks

00:47:04.440 try

00:47:04.700 something

00:47:05.080 new

00:47:05.780 from

00:47:07.200 all the

00:47:07.480 local

00:47:07.840 restaurants

00:47:08.500 in your

00:47:09.200 area

00:47:09.640 it's

00:47:10.220 time

00:47:10.660 grub

00:47:12.280 what

00:47:12.900 you

00:47:13.460 love

00:47:13.960 Grubhub

00:47:15.060 perks

00:47:15.500 alright

00:47:18.460 let's

00:47:18.640 get

00:47:18.780 into

00:47:18.900 a

00:47:19.020 couple

00:47:19.120 more

00:47:19.300 calls

00:47:19.700 here

00:47:20.220 here

00:47:20.740 we

00:47:20.900 go

00:47:21.300 hey

00:47:23.200 Theo

00:47:23.580 this

00:47:24.120 is

00:47:24.420 Luke

00:47:25.100 from

00:47:25.520 Kansas

00:47:25.860 City

00:47:26.260 Luke

00:47:27.240 from

00:47:27.460 KC

00:47:28.020 and we

00:47:28.900 appreciate

00:47:29.300 you

00:47:29.560 brother

00:47:29.840 and I

00:47:31.440 was

00:47:31.640 I

00:47:34.180 was in

00:47:34.420 a

00:47:34.560 burning

00:47:35.020 building

00:47:35.400 once

00:47:35.740 in

00:47:35.880 Kansas

00:47:36.160 City

00:47:36.500 but I

00:47:38.300 just

00:47:38.500 made

00:47:38.660 a

00:47:38.820 sandwich

00:47:39.120 and so

00:47:39.480 I

00:47:39.600 didn't

00:47:39.760 evacuate

00:47:40.200 and I

00:47:40.480 ate

00:47:40.600 that

00:47:40.780 sandwich

00:47:41.240 onward

00:47:42.180 I'm

00:47:43.360 over

00:47:43.540 here

00:47:44.080 trying

00:47:44.940 not to

00:47:45.280 delete

00:47:45.700 one of

00:47:46.360 these

00:47:46.580 cigarettes

00:47:47.260 that I

00:47:47.560 got

00:47:47.700 burning

00:47:47.960 in my

00:47:48.220 pocket

00:47:48.540 right

00:47:48.820 now

00:47:49.140 I

00:47:50.380 just

00:47:50.540 wanted

00:47:50.700 to

00:47:50.840 call

00:47:51.100 and say

00:47:51.420 I

00:47:51.540 love

00:47:51.720 the

00:47:51.900 show

00:47:52.160 man

00:47:52.480 I

00:47:53.020 really

00:47:53.840 appreciate

00:47:54.280 it

00:47:54.900 make me

00:47:55.380 laugh

00:47:55.720 man

00:47:56.000 your

00:47:56.260 commentary

00:47:57.660 on

00:47:58.020 Tampa

00:47:58.440 which

00:47:59.380 I

00:47:59.640 have

00:47:59.820 a

00:47:59.900 good

00:48:00.040 friend

00:48:00.400 in

00:48:01.000 that

00:48:01.140 took

00:48:01.280 me

00:48:01.400 to

00:48:01.480 the

00:48:01.620 underbelly

00:48:02.760 of

00:48:03.000 Tampa

00:48:03.400 was

00:48:04.480 spot

00:48:04.780 on

00:48:05.020 oh

00:48:05.740 yeah

00:48:05.920 Tampa

00:48:06.260 is

00:48:06.360 a

00:48:06.480 good

00:48:06.620 place

00:48:06.900 to

00:48:07.060 get

00:48:07.240 a

00:48:07.680 I

00:48:08.480 mean

00:48:08.600 somebody

00:48:08.920 will

00:48:09.060 take

00:48:09.220 your

00:48:09.360 organs

00:48:09.620 right

00:48:09.840 out

00:48:09.920 of

00:48:09.960 your

00:48:10.080 body

00:48:10.300 with

00:48:10.460 a

00:48:10.580 knife

00:48:10.860 and

00:48:11.040 sell

00:48:13.700 you

00:48:13.860 a

00:48:14.000 cigar

00:48:14.340 bro

00:48:14.660 gang 1.00

00:48:16.160 shit 1.00

00:48:16.400 onward 0.99

00:48:16.720 I

00:48:18.160 just

00:48:18.540 had a

00:48:18.740 question

00:48:19.120 about

00:48:19.760 I

00:48:20.160 have

00:48:20.260 a

00:48:20.400 son

00:48:20.660 he's

00:48:20.960 coming

00:48:21.480 of

00:48:21.680 age

00:48:22.140 not

00:48:23.780 too

00:48:24.080 soon

00:48:24.320 he's

00:48:24.520 nine

00:48:24.820 but

00:48:25.440 I

00:48:25.560 know

00:48:25.740 the

00:48:25.960 time's

00:48:26.740 coming

00:48:27.000 for

00:48:27.200 the

00:48:27.360 birds

00:48:27.740 and

00:48:28.140 the

00:48:28.320 bees

00:48:28.740 and

00:48:30.020 I

00:48:30.400 just

00:48:30.600 wanted

00:48:30.820 to

00:48:30.960 get

00:48:31.140 your

00:48:31.300 take

00:48:31.640 on

00:48:31.780 how

00:48:31.940 do

00:48:32.200 you

00:48:32.300 break

00:48:32.520 that

00:48:32.720 down

00:48:33.100 I

00:48:33.520 didn't

00:48:34.180 really

00:48:34.380 get

00:48:34.660 too

00:48:36.020 much

00:48:38.920 when I

00:48:39.320 was

00:48:39.440 younger

00:48:39.760 and

00:48:40.380 I

00:48:40.920 just

00:48:41.440 wanted

00:48:41.560 to

00:48:41.620 give

00:48:41.740 him

00:48:41.800 the

00:48:41.940 tools

00:48:42.260 man

00:48:42.520 and

00:48:42.640 I

00:48:42.720 just

00:48:42.820 wanted

00:48:42.960 to

00:48:43.040 give

00:48:43.160 you

00:48:43.260 what

00:48:43.800 are

00:48:43.880 your

00:48:44.000 thoughts

00:48:44.360 on

00:48:44.620 the

00:48:46.100 birds

00:48:47.180 and

00:48:47.320 the

00:48:47.400 bees

00:48:47.600 to

00:48:47.840 a

00:48:48.260 young

00:48:48.460 man

00:48:48.780 thank

00:48:49.620 you

00:48:50.060 amen

00:48:50.800 thank you

00:48:51.420 so much

00:48:52.140 for that

00:48:53.580 question

00:48:54.140 and he's

00:48:56.220 talking about

00:48:56.620 sex

00:48:57.060 he's talking

00:48:57.460 about

00:48:57.660 sex

00:48:58.020 he's not

00:48:58.260 talking

00:48:58.480 about

00:48:58.680 pets

00:48:59.040 or

00:48:59.180 anything

00:48:59.340 like

00:48:59.600 that

00:48:59.760 he's

00:48:59.900 talking

00:49:00.040 about

00:49:00.260 sex

00:49:00.600 for

00:49:00.780 children

00:49:01.180 and

00:49:04.660 you

00:49:06.800 know

00:49:06.960 it's

00:49:07.800 here's

00:49:09.120 the thing

00:49:09.360 I think

00:49:09.980 the thing

00:49:10.840 is

00:49:11.380 with

00:49:12.460 talking

00:49:12.820 about

00:49:13.140 sex

00:49:13.520 with 0.76

00:49:13.740 children

00:49:14.120 you

00:49:16.180 want

00:49:16.480 to

00:49:16.560 be

00:49:16.680 the

00:49:16.860 first

00:49:17.180 person

00:49:17.720 to

00:49:18.880 kind

00:49:21.220 of

00:49:21.600 to

00:49:23.380 present

00:49:23.840 it

00:49:24.040 to

00:49:24.300 him

00:49:24.520 you

00:49:26.100 want

00:49:26.300 to

00:49:26.360 be

00:49:26.460 the

00:49:26.620 diving

00:49:26.940 board

00:49:27.320 he's

00:49:30.580 going

00:49:30.720 to

00:49:30.820 hear

00:49:31.020 something

00:49:31.400 he'll

00:49:32.480 hear

00:49:32.660 a

00:49:32.860 word

00:49:33.280 you

00:49:34.160 want

00:49:34.400 to

00:49:34.500 be

00:49:34.700 the

00:49:34.940 one

00:49:35.280 to

00:49:35.480 start

00:49:35.960 the

00:49:36.880 to

00:49:37.380 present

00:49:37.700 it

00:49:37.860 to

00:49:37.940 him

00:49:38.020 because

00:49:38.240 I

00:49:38.900 remember

00:49:39.420 when I

00:49:39.860 was

00:49:40.040 young

00:49:40.580 they

00:49:41.640 had

00:49:41.840 a

00:49:42.020 fella

00:49:42.220 in

00:49:42.380 our

00:49:42.540 neighborhood

00:49:42.960 who

00:49:43.980 ended

00:49:44.220 up

00:49:44.440 actually

00:49:44.820 taking

00:49:45.160 his

00:49:45.500 grandmother's

00:49:47.140 life

00:49:47.400 and

00:49:48.780 she

00:49:48.940 was

00:49:49.100 our

00:49:49.260 lunch

00:49:49.520 lady

00:49:49.840 and

00:49:50.140 R.I.P.

00:49:51.680 Annie

00:49:51.920 and

00:49:53.460 she

00:49:55.940 scooped

00:49:56.420 you out

00:49:56.580 the

00:49:56.740 peas

00:49:57.080 and

00:49:57.260 by the

00:49:59.020 time

00:49:59.260 she

00:49:59.420 got

00:49:59.580 that

00:49:59.800 scoop

00:50:00.100 to

00:50:00.300 you

00:50:00.400 she

00:50:00.580 had

00:50:00.840 half

00:50:01.140 the

00:50:01.300 peas

00:50:01.520 on

00:50:01.640 there

00:50:01.720 she

00:50:01.860 had 1.00

00:50:02.020 damn 1.00

00:50:02.240 dyslexia 0.99

00:50:02.820 in

00:50:02.920 her

00:50:03.040 wrists

00:50:03.380 you

00:50:04.080 know

00:50:04.180 she

00:50:04.340 couldn't

00:50:04.600 put

00:50:04.780 together 1.00

00:50:05.080 a damn 1.00

00:50:05.380 scoop 1.00

00:50:05.620 of

00:50:05.780 peas

00:50:06.000 but

00:50:06.280 but

00:50:09.960 anyway

00:50:10.300 what was I

00:50:12.100 talking

00:50:12.280 about

00:50:12.540 oh

00:50:14.580 this

00:50:14.800 dude

00:50:15.040 so he

00:50:15.360 made

00:50:15.580 I mean

00:50:15.860 he

00:50:16.000 didn't

00:50:16.200 make

00:50:16.400 it

00:50:16.480 but

00:50:16.620 he

00:50:16.800 this

00:50:17.340 dude

00:50:17.560 one

00:50:17.780 time

00:50:18.080 you know

00:50:18.640 he 1.00

00:50:18.780 masturbated 0.99

00:50:19.500 and

00:50:20.900 he

00:50:21.060 jerked

00:50:22.120 out

00:50:22.340 you know

00:50:22.900 spraying

00:50:23.360 out

00:50:23.700 they

00:50:23.880 called

00:50:24.140 it

00:50:24.280 locally

00:50:24.660 but

00:50:26.180 he

00:50:26.340 jerked

00:50:26.840 out

00:50:27.140 and

00:50:27.800 he

00:50:28.360 made

00:50:28.560 us

00:50:28.720 kind

00:50:28.900 of

00:50:28.980 watch

00:50:29.260 him

00:50:29.360 he

00:50:29.520 didn't

00:50:29.720 make

00:50:30.000 us

00:50:30.160 watch

00:50:30.440 him

00:50:30.540 but

00:50:30.800 this

00:50:31.900 was

00:50:32.140 right

00:50:32.540 after

00:50:33.000 football

00:50:33.400 season

00:50:33.720 ended

00:50:34.020 right

00:50:34.740 before

00:50:35.020 baseball

00:50:35.420 so

00:50:35.620 kind

00:50:35.840 of

00:50:35.900 that

00:50:36.040 time

00:50:36.260 when

00:50:36.360 there

00:50:36.480 wasn't

00:50:37.120 you know

00:50:37.360 not

00:50:37.600 a lot

00:50:38.100 going

00:50:38.320 on

00:50:38.640 and

00:50:40.180 so

00:50:40.420 he

00:50:40.560 you know

00:50:40.840 it was

00:50:40.980 opportune

00:50:41.600 time

00:50:41.900 if

00:50:42.060 you

00:50:42.180 you know

00:50:43.820 this

00:50:44.040 is

00:50:44.200 you know

00:50:44.520 if

00:50:44.740 it was

00:50:45.100 just

00:50:45.300 you know

00:50:45.660 time

00:50:46.160 you'd

00:50:46.380 almost

00:50:46.560 try

00:50:46.800 anything

00:50:47.240 you know

00:50:47.760 you'd

00:50:47.980 try

00:50:48.220 you know

00:50:48.660 you'd

00:50:50.640 eat

00:50:50.760 Laffy

00:50:51.240 Taffies

00:50:51.740 even

00:50:51.960 though

00:50:52.080 you

00:50:52.200 hated

00:50:52.520 them

00:50:52.700 you

00:50:52.860 know

00:50:53.240 but

00:50:54.300 anyway

00:50:54.480 this

00:50:54.700 guy

00:50:54.940 jerked 1.00

00:50:55.280 off

00:50:55.400 made

00:50:55.540 us

00:50:55.640 watch

00:50:55.900 him

00:50:56.000 anyway

00:50:56.200 his

00:50:56.440 dad

00:50:57.000 saw

00:50:58.180 it

00:50:58.440 happen

00:50:59.060 and

00:51:00.580 his

00:51:00.780 dad

00:51:01.240 was

00:51:01.480 not

00:51:01.860 pleased

00:51:02.280 with

00:51:02.480 it

00:51:02.740 so

00:51:04.160 I

00:51:04.280 remember

00:51:04.460 his

00:51:04.700 dad

00:51:05.060 made

00:51:05.300 us

00:51:05.540 sit

00:51:05.920 in

00:51:06.240 their

00:51:06.420 house

00:51:06.920 and

00:51:07.280 he

00:51:07.400 put

00:51:07.560 like

00:51:07.760 stick

00:51:08.160 them

00:51:08.300 on

00:51:08.440 our

00:51:08.560 hands

00:51:08.940 you know

00:51:09.920 like

00:51:10.220 spray

00:51:12.340 enamel

00:51:12.820 and

00:51:17.580 he

00:51:17.900 then

00:51:18.900 he

00:51:18.980 put

00:51:19.200 our

00:51:19.340 hand

00:51:19.520 like

00:51:19.680 a

00:51:19.860 sand

00:51:20.220 like

00:51:20.460 a

00:51:20.780 coarse

00:51:21.380 kind

00:51:21.620 of

00:51:21.760 sand

00:51:22.240 and

00:51:23.360 then

00:51:23.480 he

00:51:23.580 made

00:51:23.720 us

00:51:23.840 look

00:51:23.960 at

00:51:24.080 pornography

00:51:24.540 in

00:51:24.760 their

00:51:24.880 living

00:51:25.180 room

00:51:25.660 and

00:51:27.100 so

00:51:27.260 we're

00:51:27.420 there

00:51:27.580 watching

00:51:28.040 and

00:51:28.200 he

00:51:28.280 told

00:51:28.460 you

00:51:28.580 can't

00:51:29.040 touch

00:51:29.300 yourselves

00:51:29.720 you

00:51:29.920 know

00:51:30.040 so

00:51:30.220 everybody

00:51:30.560 is

00:51:30.720 sitting

00:51:31.080 there 1.00

00:51:31.260 damn 1.00

00:51:31.520 erect 1.00

00:51:32.000 and

00:51:32.880 the

00:51:34.040 dad

00:51:34.380 was

00:51:34.540 making

00:51:34.760 chili

00:51:35.160 the

00:51:35.340 whole

00:51:35.500 time

00:51:35.960 he's

00:51:36.920 making

00:51:37.200 chili

00:51:37.900 in

00:51:39.480 the

00:51:39.640 kitchen

00:51:40.080 man

00:51:40.380 so

00:51:40.560 I

00:51:40.680 can't

00:51:40.860 even

00:51:41.000 drive

00:51:41.280 through

00:51:41.460 Cincinnati

00:51:41.900 without

00:51:42.340 just

00:51:42.840 springing

00:51:43.940 bored

00:51:44.320 you feel

00:51:44.820 me

00:51:45.040 but

00:51:45.980 anyway

00:51:48.480 but here's

00:51:49.740 what I'm

00:51:49.880 saying is

00:51:50.160 I didn't

00:51:50.380 know anything

00:51:50.640 about sex

00:51:51.240 and you

00:51:51.600 want to

00:51:52.420 be the

00:51:52.640 one to

00:51:53.060 introduce

00:51:54.320 him to

00:51:54.780 it

00:51:54.960 you don't

00:51:56.400 want some

00:51:56.800 guy you

00:51:57.240 know

00:51:57.460 spraying

00:51:58.020 enamel in

00:51:58.540 his hands

00:51:58.980 out there

00:51:59.440 and making

00:51:59.780 him watch

00:52:00.120 pornography

00:52:00.720 so they 0.68

00:52:02.540 got you

00:52:03.060 just

00:52:03.340 you know

00:52:05.200 you gotta

00:52:05.580 be

00:52:05.880 you gotta

00:52:06.180 be a

00:52:06.740 part of

00:52:07.000 his life

00:52:07.260 I

00:52:08.220 remember I

00:52:08.740 heard the

00:52:09.080 word 0.89

00:52:09.300 dildo

00:52:10.120 and somebody 0.94

00:52:11.980 at school

00:52:12.300 was like

00:52:12.600 do you

00:52:12.760 know what 0.96

00:52:12.920 a dildo 0.58

00:52:13.600 is 0.85

00:52:14.100 I was

00:52:15.200 like

00:52:15.420 yeah

00:52:16.940 and I

00:52:18.180 didn't

00:52:18.380 know

00:52:18.660 and they

00:52:21.120 didn't

00:52:21.300 tell me

00:52:21.720 and then I'm

00:52:22.580 on the

00:52:22.800 school bus

00:52:23.420 and I

00:52:23.680 told the

00:52:24.140 school bus

00:52:24.580 driver

00:52:25.040 Miss Hazel

00:52:26.220 I told her

00:52:26.680 straight up

00:52:27.280 she had

00:52:28.440 them big 0.99

00:52:28.820 ass 1.00

00:52:29.080 dildos 0.99

00:52:29.660 on her

00:52:29.960 chest

00:52:30.400 and

00:52:31.620 um

00:52:32.100 and she

00:52:33.840 sent me

00:52:34.200 to the

00:52:34.380 principal

00:52:34.580 office

00:52:34.860 and this

00:52:35.400 one

00:52:35.520 they still

00:52:35.820 spanked 0.67

00:52:36.220 you

00:52:36.380 so

00:52:38.320 Lawton

00:52:38.760 McKee

00:52:39.180 this man 0.52

00:52:39.600 spanked 0.96

00:52:40.080 the F 0.60

00:52:40.420 out of

00:52:40.720 me

00:52:40.960 but nobody

00:52:43.080 still told

00:52:43.720 me what

00:52:44.100 it meant

00:52:44.480 no I

00:52:44.880 just didn't

00:52:45.420 know

00:52:45.640 anything

00:52:46.000 you know

00:52:47.980 it was

00:52:48.180 just a

00:52:48.480 different

00:52:48.700 time

00:52:49.220 man

00:52:49.560 um

00:52:50.860 my buddy

00:52:53.120 Scotty's

00:52:53.700 dad he

00:52:54.100 came in

00:52:54.440 one time

00:52:54.820 I was

00:52:55.100 staying

00:52:55.360 with them

00:52:55.860 he came

00:52:56.340 in the

00:52:56.540 bedroom

00:52:56.780 he said

00:52:57.120 look

00:52:57.380 first time

00:52:59.080 at his

00:52:59.300 house

00:52:59.500 he goes

00:52:59.760 you fellas

00:53:00.160 can sleep

00:53:00.760 pole to

00:53:01.480 pole

00:53:01.880 or hole

00:53:02.840 to hole

00:53:03.340 but don't

00:53:04.700 sleep

00:53:04.980 pole to

00:53:05.380 hole

00:53:05.640 man I

00:53:08.460 didn't

00:53:08.560 know what

00:53:08.760 the hell

00:53:09.200 he was 0.62

00:53:09.420 talking

00:53:09.620 about

00:53:09.880 dude

00:53:10.120 we tried

00:53:10.620 to figure

00:53:10.960 it out

00:53:11.260 we were

00:53:12.580 laying

00:53:12.900 there and

00:53:13.360 flipping

00:53:13.680 over and

00:53:14.280 doing this

00:53:14.780 and that

00:53:15.300 and hell

00:53:17.480 I just

00:53:18.020 slept on

00:53:18.380 the floor

00:53:18.660 I slept

00:53:18.920 at the

00:53:19.080 foot of

00:53:19.280 the bed

00:53:19.700 next to 1.00

00:53:20.480 a damn 0.98

00:53:20.820 they had 0.99

00:53:23.280 a golden

00:53:23.500 retriever

00:53:24.040 but um

00:53:26.400 anyway

00:53:26.900 you just

00:53:28.280 I'm saying

00:53:28.700 you want

00:53:29.060 to be the

00:53:29.340 one to

00:53:29.640 talk to

00:53:30.060 him

00:53:30.260 you want

00:53:31.340 to be

00:53:31.500 the one

00:53:31.700 to present

00:53:32.040 the information

00:53:33.080 I remember

00:53:33.800 another

00:53:34.080 buddy of

00:53:34.380 mine

00:53:34.560 his

00:53:34.980 this boy

00:53:35.740 Jeff

00:53:36.200 and his

00:53:37.400 daddy did

00:53:37.880 mail

00:53:38.240 and his

00:53:40.340 daddy did

00:53:40.920 uh

00:53:41.320 you know

00:53:42.900 postmanning

00:53:43.600 and he

00:53:45.260 one time

00:53:45.740 he said

00:53:46.960 you want

00:53:47.420 don't want

00:53:47.760 to find

00:53:48.040 a loose

00:53:48.460 woman 0.99

00:53:48.780 he said

00:53:49.260 and he

00:53:50.380 put like

00:53:50.740 a little

00:53:52.640 bag over

00:53:53.400 my head

00:53:53.800 from the

00:53:54.140 store

00:53:54.500 a tight

00:53:55.100 bag

00:53:55.500 and he

00:53:55.720 put it

00:53:55.960 on my 0.86

00:53:56.200 head

00:53:56.480 and kind

00:53:56.820 of taped

00:53:57.160 it around

00:53:57.420 my neck

00:53:57.800 a little bit

00:53:58.080 he said

00:53:58.240 you feel

00:53:58.640 that

00:53:58.960 I said

00:54:01.020 yeah I

00:54:01.320 can barely

00:54:01.600 breathe

00:54:02.000 you know

00:54:02.420 and then

00:54:02.880 he took

00:54:03.180 that off

00:54:03.600 and then

00:54:03.760 he put

00:54:04.000 his mail

00:54:04.440 bag

00:54:04.760 over my

00:54:05.100 head

00:54:05.320 U.S.

00:54:05.760 postal mail

00:54:06.360 sat on

00:54:06.740 U.S.

00:54:07.220 mail

00:54:07.460 and he said

00:54:08.880 you feel

00:54:09.260 that

00:54:09.500 you got

00:54:09.740 all this

00:54:09.980 room

00:54:10.240 in that 1.00

00:54:10.540 bitch 1.00

00:54:10.940 and he 1.00

00:54:12.540 said

00:54:12.660 you want

00:54:12.960 the first

00:54:13.340 one

00:54:13.600 and so

00:54:16.160 that's

00:54:16.380 how he

00:54:16.620 was trying

00:54:16.920 to teach

00:54:17.260 me

00:54:17.420 about

00:54:17.660 women 1.00

00:54:18.000 and loose

00:54:18.420 women 1.00

00:54:18.720 and he

00:54:20.960 said

00:54:21.180 if she'll

00:54:21.840 smoke

00:54:22.260 she'll

00:54:22.600 poke

00:54:22.960 and if

00:54:23.500 a woman 0.57

00:54:24.200 was doing

00:54:24.620 a cigarette

00:54:25.140 they was

00:54:25.560 willing

00:54:25.800 to do 0.99

00:54:26.180 sex 0.99

00:54:26.560 you know

00:54:27.860 just old

00:54:28.340 little

00:54:28.600 limericks

00:54:29.080 and stuff

00:54:29.620 Scottish

00:54:30.340 kind of

00:54:30.700 stuff

00:54:31.040 so anyway

00:54:32.460 I think

00:54:32.720 you just

00:54:33.000 want to

00:54:33.200 be the

00:54:33.400 person

00:54:33.620 to talk

00:54:34.000 to him

00:54:34.380 you know

00:54:35.720 you want

00:54:36.280 to be

00:54:36.460 the

00:54:36.660 you want

00:54:38.840 to be

00:54:38.980 the person

00:54:39.360 to talk

00:54:39.720 to him

00:54:40.100 so maybe

00:54:41.040 just ask

00:54:41.680 him

00:54:41.820 I think

00:54:42.400 a good

00:54:42.720 way could

00:54:43.000 be

00:54:43.120 is there

00:54:43.460 words

00:54:43.840 that you

00:54:44.100 haven't

00:54:44.400 heard

00:54:44.640 before

00:54:45.080 is there

00:54:45.520 are there

00:54:45.980 words

00:54:46.340 you have

00:54:46.520 any

00:54:46.640 questions

00:54:47.060 about

00:54:47.460 are there

00:54:47.700 terms

00:54:48.140 you've

00:54:48.380 heard

00:54:48.720 you know

00:54:51.800 do you

00:54:52.220 have any

00:54:52.480 thoughts

00:54:52.760 about your

00:54:53.260 body

00:54:53.660 do you

00:54:53.840 have any

00:54:54.080 thoughts

00:54:54.340 about other

00:54:54.900 people's

00:54:55.340 bodies

00:54:55.780 you know

00:54:57.460 have him

00:54:58.080 draw a

00:54:58.500 titty

00:54:58.780 see where

00:54:59.980 he's at

00:55:00.340 with it

00:55:00.800 you know

00:55:02.900 have him

00:55:04.700 you know

00:55:05.020 ask him

00:55:05.620 what if

00:55:05.900 he knows

00:55:06.160 anything

00:55:06.400 about a

00:55:06.800 cooter

00:55:07.060 see what

00:55:07.440 he said

00:55:07.760 he might

00:55:08.180 not know

00:55:08.560 nothing

00:55:08.900 so

00:55:10.940 but

00:55:12.880 anyway

00:55:14.040 but that's

00:55:15.320 a suggestion

00:55:16.200 I have

00:55:16.540 if you have

00:55:17.200 a suggestion

00:55:17.740 on how to

00:55:18.240 teach a

00:55:19.000 child about

00:55:19.500 the birds

00:55:19.980 and the bees

00:55:20.740 you can hit

00:55:21.280 the hotline

00:55:21.800 985-664-9503

00:55:26.320 speaking of

00:55:31.200 suggestions

00:55:31.860 man we had

00:55:32.340 some that

00:55:32.620 came in

00:55:32.920 last week

00:55:33.360 it was for

00:55:34.020 this gentleman

00:55:36.440 out of

00:55:36.760 Baton Rouge

00:55:37.300 Luke

00:55:37.840 and he was

00:55:39.340 going to be

00:55:39.620 a best man

00:55:40.140 for his

00:55:40.440 brother

00:55:40.780 and Luke

00:55:42.040 we got

00:55:42.380 a couple

00:55:43.200 of suggestions

00:55:43.920 that came

00:55:44.300 in here

00:55:44.540 for you

00:55:44.800 here we

00:55:45.020 go

00:55:45.440 yo what up

00:55:46.540 Theo this is

00:55:47.160 Evan calling

00:55:47.840 you from

00:55:48.740 Denver

00:55:49.020 I'm fresh

00:55:49.760 off of

00:55:50.100 best man

00:55:50.520 speech

00:55:50.840 so I figured

00:55:51.240 I'd hit up

00:55:51.760 I think your

00:55:52.300 boy Luke

00:55:52.860 a little nervous

00:55:54.080 for his

00:55:54.600 a few pieces

00:55:56.260 of advice

00:55:56.780 I would say

00:55:57.440 just as far

00:55:58.240 as structure

00:55:58.800 hit him with 0.52

00:55:59.280 a joke 0.93

00:55:59.680 out the gate

00:56:00.280 and then

00:56:00.900 pick like

00:56:02.080 one or two

00:56:02.760 characteristics

00:56:03.480 of your brother

00:56:04.440 that you really

00:56:05.040 admire

00:56:05.400 and then think

00:56:06.560 of a couple

00:56:06.960 stories to

00:56:07.600 illustrate those

00:56:08.400 throw in a

00:56:09.000 couple jokes

00:56:09.540 in between

00:56:10.060 you want to

00:56:11.580 keep it around

00:56:12.000 like you know

00:56:12.540 like you said

00:56:13.000 three to five

00:56:13.520 minutes

00:56:13.900 but also have

00:56:15.100 like

00:56:15.360 a mic drop

00:56:16.220 line at the

00:56:16.660 end

00:56:17.000 mine was

00:56:19.020 I dressed

00:56:20.060 his wife

00:56:20.980 and I was

00:56:21.360 like

00:56:21.660 if he's

00:56:22.700 as good

00:56:23.060 of an

00:56:23.240 older brother

00:56:23.780 as he is

00:56:24.640 a husband

00:56:25.160 you guys

00:56:25.720 are going

00:56:25.880 to be in

00:56:26.120 for a hell

00:56:26.500 of a ride

00:56:26.980 so pick

00:56:27.960 a line

00:56:28.220 to leave

00:56:28.520 him on

00:56:28.820 too

00:56:29.080 and also

00:56:30.100 outline that 1.00

00:56:30.960 shit 1.00

00:56:31.220 write it out 1.00

00:56:31.820 beforehand

00:56:32.260 you do not

00:56:32.920 want to be

00:56:33.300 standing up

00:56:33.680 there with

00:56:33.900 a piece

00:56:34.200 of paper

00:56:34.600 it's your 1.00

00:56:34.920 damn 1.00

00:56:35.120 brother 1.00

00:56:35.460 you know

00:56:35.920 you got

00:56:36.320 something to

00:56:37.300 say

00:56:37.500 so just

00:56:37.840 outline it

00:56:38.460 fill in

00:56:39.100 the spaces

00:56:39.520 speak from

00:56:40.000 the heart

00:56:40.360 leave him 0.69

00:56:40.800 on a banger

00:56:41.300 and that's

00:56:42.260 all you can

00:56:42.560 do man

00:56:42.940 but love

00:56:44.260 you Theo

00:56:44.540 appreciate it

00:56:46.220 gang brother

00:56:47.160 thank you

00:56:47.640 thank you

00:56:48.120 there Evan

00:56:48.620 from Denver

00:56:50.040 and that's

00:56:50.340 information from

00:56:51.000 the mountains

00:56:51.500 Denver

00:56:52.080 that's high

00:56:52.900 altitude

00:56:53.240 information

00:56:53.920 you know

00:56:55.660 somebody give

00:56:56.200 you a little

00:56:56.460 swamp fact

00:56:57.300 or something 1.00

00:56:57.700 fuck all 1.00

00:56:58.200 of that 1.00

00:56:58.500 I want

00:56:59.560 that freaking

00:57:00.140 I want 1.00

00:57:01.020 the shit 1.00

00:57:01.360 that's been 1.00

00:57:01.740 at the top

00:57:02.340 you got to

00:57:03.980 think about

00:57:04.300 where you get

00:57:04.760 your information

00:57:05.580 from

00:57:05.800 some people

00:57:06.320 you get

00:57:06.620 information

00:57:07.000 from somebody

00:57:07.660 and they're

00:57:07.880 giving it

00:57:08.200 you know

00:57:08.580 they live

00:57:09.320 six feet

00:57:09.820 above sea

00:57:10.320 level

00:57:10.580 what

00:57:10.940 I don't

00:57:12.280 want that

00:57:12.580 ratchet 1.00

00:57:13.020 ass shit 1.00

00:57:13.580 that shit's 1.00

00:57:14.020 barely uphill 1.00

00:57:14.740 baby

00:57:15.040 I want to 0.99

00:57:16.440 hit you know 1.00

00:57:16.900 I want

00:57:17.360 somebody from

00:57:17.800 Kilimanjaro

00:57:18.560 I want

00:57:18.860 somebody from

00:57:19.320 Denver

00:57:19.760 I want

00:57:21.120 somebody even 0.99

00:57:21.580 from damn 0.99

00:57:22.040 Boise 0.99

00:57:22.460 I want

00:57:24.080 that up

00:57:24.480 top

00:57:24.800 information

00:57:25.380 that's

00:57:26.280 altitude

00:57:26.620 knowledge

00:57:27.200 baby

00:57:27.420 you got

00:57:27.600 to think

00:57:27.840 about

00:57:28.020 that

00:57:28.300 I would

00:57:30.780 agree with

00:57:31.100 most of

00:57:31.380 what you

00:57:31.600 said there

00:57:32.160 I would

00:57:33.080 not agree

00:57:33.520 I would

00:57:33.840 say around

00:57:34.460 two minutes

00:57:35.040 people's

00:57:35.740 attention

00:57:36.040 spans

00:57:36.540 disappear

00:57:37.300 fast

00:57:37.980 I totally

00:57:39.780 agree with

00:57:40.300 you would

00:57:40.540 want to

00:57:40.820 chart it

00:57:41.240 out

00:57:41.540 have it

00:57:43.140 written out

00:57:43.620 in advance

00:57:43.960 don't be

00:57:44.540 sitting there

00:57:44.920 six minutes

00:57:45.480 before writing 1.00

00:57:46.180 that shit 1.00

00:57:46.560 on the back 1.00

00:57:46.980 of a

00:57:47.240 parking ticket

00:57:48.820 and I

00:57:52.540 wouldn't 0.98

00:57:52.760 masturbate 0.99

00:57:53.320 a couple

00:57:53.600 days before

00:57:54.100 I go

00:57:54.460 into it

00:57:54.820 with a

00:57:54.940 little bit

00:57:55.160 of fervor

00:57:55.720 you know

00:57:58.020 you could

00:57:58.880 even eat

00:57:59.260 some

00:57:59.460 liver

00:58:01.060 I've been

00:58:01.480 eating

00:58:01.620 liver

00:58:01.940 yes

00:58:05.300 and that

00:58:06.780 could help

00:58:07.180 you

00:58:07.660 but those

00:58:09.640 are good

00:58:09.860 suggestions

00:58:10.340 man

00:58:10.760 and

00:58:11.280 but yeah

00:58:12.880 I would

00:58:13.080 get a little

00:58:13.740 bit closer

00:58:14.040 to two

00:58:14.320 minutes

00:58:14.480 but I

00:58:14.680 would end

00:58:14.980 on a

00:58:15.200 good

00:58:15.360 note

00:58:15.640 you don't

00:58:19.740 want to

00:58:19.960 have to

00:58:20.240 stand back

00:58:20.800 up and be

00:58:21.080 like oh

00:58:21.440 and one

00:58:21.820 more thing

00:58:22.360 that's a

00:58:23.080 that's an

00:58:23.520 L right

00:58:23.920 there

00:58:24.180 let's hear

00:58:24.920 more

00:58:25.300 what's

00:58:27.040 up

00:58:27.280 what's up

00:58:27.300 Theo

00:58:27.500 this is

00:58:27.880 Grant

00:58:28.280 calling from

00:58:29.000 Lafayette

00:58:29.600 Louisiana

00:58:30.080 and this

00:58:31.660 is calling

00:58:32.340 related to

00:58:34.140 Luke's

00:58:34.680 question about

00:58:35.760 how to do

00:58:36.120 the best man

00:58:36.640 speech for

00:58:37.100 his brother

00:58:37.440 so whenever

00:58:37.960 I heard that

00:58:38.600 it kind of

00:58:39.560 related to me

00:58:40.060 because I also

00:58:40.880 have my

00:58:41.280 brothers

00:58:41.680 when it

00:58:42.820 came up in

00:58:43.200 April

00:58:43.500 and I'm also

00:58:44.220 the best man

00:58:44.880 I think you

00:58:51.940 hit it right

00:58:52.380 on the head 0.96

00:58:52.720 when you

00:58:52.980 said

00:58:53.340 leave it

00:58:54.400 something

00:58:54.540 short and

00:58:54.980 sweet

00:58:55.280 but I

00:58:56.760 think it

00:58:57.060 really is

00:58:57.620 a tough

00:58:58.460 balance

00:58:58.920 getting

00:58:59.220 something

00:58:59.600 meaningful

00:59:00.220 and also

00:59:00.760 white

00:59:01.120 so I

00:59:02.940 think what

00:59:03.460 I'm going

00:59:03.740 to try

00:59:03.960 to do

00:59:04.340 is

00:59:04.640 really

00:59:05.440 just

00:59:05.640 give

00:59:06.060 some

00:59:06.260 kind

00:59:06.440 of

00:59:06.520 insight

00:59:06.980 on

00:59:07.220 what

00:59:07.580 it

00:59:07.740 means

00:59:08.280 to

00:59:08.960 what

00:59:09.900 it's

00:59:10.060 like

00:59:10.260 to be

00:59:10.500 his

00:59:10.640 brother

00:59:10.900 probably

00:59:12.040 mentioned

00:59:12.400 something

00:59:12.700 about

00:59:13.200 some

00:59:13.940 events

00:59:14.300 about

00:59:14.560 growing

00:59:14.860 up

00:59:15.160 what

00:59:15.300 it

00:59:15.400 was

00:59:15.520 like

00:59:15.800 my

00:59:16.900 brother

00:59:17.140 sometimes

00:59:17.620 he would

00:59:17.880 leave me

00:59:18.380 let me

00:59:18.920 dunk the

00:59:19.280 basketball 0.52

00:59:19.700 and leave me

00:59:20.760 hanging on the

00:59:21.280 rim and pull my

00:59:21.840 pants down and run away

00:59:22.900 or you know maybe

00:59:24.280 we had a little 1.00

00:59:25.720 beat my ass with some 0.99

00:59:27.780 whole cans in a 1.00

00:59:28.480 Walmart a little

00:59:29.220 brother battery going

00:59:30.560 on and then

00:59:31.760 oh yeah my brother

00:59:33.860 beat me one time with a

00:59:34.860 full can of corn

00:59:35.700 onward

00:59:37.020 after that maybe

00:59:39.500 talk about something

00:59:40.400 how y'all's

00:59:41.000 relationship kind

00:59:41.900 of had an impact

00:59:43.200 on your life

00:59:43.900 so that way

00:59:45.340 you have a little

00:59:45.840 bit of humor

00:59:46.340 make it light

00:59:47.000 and then

00:59:47.500 also a little

00:59:49.200 bit of meaning

00:59:49.660 in there

00:59:50.120 and then

00:59:50.740 wrap it up

00:59:52.080 you know

00:59:52.360 just kind of

00:59:52.740 wish him good

00:59:53.220 luck

00:59:53.560 and

00:59:54.240 if you want

00:59:55.340 tell him

00:59:55.640 you love him

00:59:56.060 so Luke

00:59:56.660 hope this

00:59:57.560 helps man

00:59:58.180 Theo

00:59:59.540 I'm looking

00:59:59.880 forward to

01:00:00.220 seeing what

01:00:00.480 you gotta

01:00:00.660 say about

01:00:01.040 it

01:00:01.280 gang baby

01:00:02.440 gang baby

01:00:02.460 yeah that's

01:00:04.500 what I love

01:00:04.980 man

01:00:05.180 what is it

01:00:06.640 like to be

01:00:07.280 his brother

01:00:07.680 what is it

01:00:08.120 like to be

01:00:08.660 a younger

01:00:09.200 or older

01:00:10.360 brother

01:00:10.740 what has it

01:00:11.460 been like

01:00:11.800 to watch

01:00:12.380 them

01:00:12.820 adjust and

01:00:14.200 grow

01:00:14.380 what is it

01:00:14.840 like to see

01:00:15.360 their bravery

01:00:16.100 heading into

01:00:16.940 a marriage

01:00:17.500 what skills

01:00:18.460 have they

01:00:18.840 shown you

01:00:19.740 as a

01:00:20.660 brother

01:00:21.100 not skills

01:00:23.380 but you know

01:00:23.840 abilities

01:00:24.380 capabilities

01:00:25.100 what are

01:00:26.940 some of their

01:00:27.400 characteristics

01:00:28.100 that you know

01:00:28.960 going into

01:00:29.820 a marriage

01:00:30.500 that's really

01:00:31.160 gonna serve

01:00:31.700 them well

01:00:32.120 that's really

01:00:33.600 gonna serve

01:00:34.080 the wife

01:00:34.460 well

01:00:34.780 you know

01:00:35.800 he's taught

01:00:36.980 me this

01:00:37.260 he's taught

01:00:37.580 me this

01:00:37.900 he's taught

01:00:38.220 me this

01:00:38.680 and you know

01:00:39.360 I've watched

01:00:39.920 him do this

01:00:40.400 I've watched

01:00:40.880 him do that

01:00:41.300 and if he

01:00:42.100 takes any

01:00:42.520 of those

01:00:42.800 things

01:00:43.140 and you know

01:00:43.940 and you

01:00:44.680 could always

01:00:45.040 leave with a

01:00:45.460 joke at the

01:00:45.900 end

01:00:46.100 if something

01:00:46.620 ever happens

01:00:47.100 to him

01:00:47.580 you know

01:00:48.380 you've already

01:00:50.660 been with

01:00:51.060 somebody in

01:00:51.520 the family

01:00:52.000 so I'm

01:00:52.640 you know

01:00:53.040 sign me up

01:00:54.040 just like a

01:00:55.200 funny little

01:00:55.820 you know

01:00:57.740 something chill

01:00:59.080 at the end

01:00:59.640 but a lot

01:01:00.760 of great

01:01:01.040 suggestions

01:01:01.560 there man

01:01:02.260 and best

01:01:02.620 of luck

01:01:02.960 to you

01:01:03.400 to you

01:01:04.740 Luke

01:01:05.040 and if

01:01:05.340 you get

01:01:05.580 to have

01:01:06.100 somebody

01:01:06.380 video it

01:01:06.900 if you

01:01:07.120 want Luke

01:01:07.700 when you

01:01:08.620 do it

01:01:09.120 and get

01:01:09.760 it right

01:01:10.180 but

01:01:12.480 what else

01:01:14.200 do we have

01:01:14.860 man

01:01:15.260 we've

01:01:17.400 covered a

01:01:17.760 lot

01:01:18.140 everything's

01:01:23.560 gonna be

01:01:23.880 okay

01:01:24.300 we've

01:01:28.940 covered a

01:01:29.300 lot

01:01:29.600 what else

01:01:32.580 is going

01:01:33.020 on right

01:01:33.660 here

01:01:34.020 oh I'll

01:01:35.340 tell you

01:01:35.580 this we

01:01:35.880 have Tony

01:01:36.340 Mandarich

01:01:36.940 coming in

01:01:37.440 onto the

01:01:37.840 podcast

01:01:38.160 this week

01:01:38.860 and that's

01:01:39.800 gonna be

01:01:40.060 really

01:01:40.380 interesting

01:01:40.780 to hear

01:01:41.140 his story

01:01:41.820 so really

01:01:43.580 really

01:01:43.940 really excited

01:01:45.780 about that

01:01:46.760 and if

01:01:48.280 you're not

01:01:48.780 familiar he

01:01:49.320 he was

01:01:50.060 drafted

01:01:50.480 I think

01:01:51.400 second

01:01:51.740 overall

01:01:52.260 by the

01:01:53.700 Green Bay

01:01:54.560 Packers

01:01:55.240 and he

01:01:57.300 really had

01:01:57.640 some struggles

01:01:58.320 and what

01:01:59.400 his life

01:01:59.920 was like

01:02:00.980 then

01:02:01.440 and what

01:02:02.640 it's like

01:02:02.960 now so I'm

01:02:03.480 really looking

01:02:03.880 forward to

01:02:04.260 that

01:02:04.500 let's hear

01:02:06.760 another call

01:02:07.300 that came

01:02:07.660 in right

01:02:08.000 here

01:02:08.400 here we

01:02:09.060 go

01:02:09.940 hey

01:02:11.740 Theo

01:02:12.080 this is

01:02:12.500 Abby

01:02:12.780 calling from

01:02:13.520 Long Island

01:02:14.140 hey Abby

01:02:15.400 thank you so

01:02:16.080 much for

01:02:16.400 calling

01:02:16.760 and I used

01:02:17.940 to drink

01:02:18.280 Long Island

01:02:18.880 iced teas

01:02:19.520 when I was

01:02:19.880 in high

01:02:20.200 school

01:02:20.440 we would

01:02:20.760 go to

01:02:21.060 this

01:02:21.300 bar

01:02:21.780 about

01:02:24.240 30 miles

01:02:24.940 away

01:02:25.360 we were

01:02:25.900 16 years

01:02:26.940 old

01:02:27.160 they would

01:02:27.420 let us

01:02:27.780 in

01:02:28.160 it was

01:02:29.620 drinking

01:02:30.140 with

01:02:30.400 Lincoln

01:02:30.820 and you

01:02:32.180 gave them

01:02:32.480 five dollars

01:02:33.240 and they

01:02:33.540 would

01:02:33.760 and they

01:02:36.000 gave you

01:02:36.320 like this

01:02:36.680 little like

01:02:37.100 fake

01:02:37.500 emancipation

01:02:38.280 proclamation

01:02:38.800 and every

01:02:40.080 time you

01:02:40.380 went up to

01:02:40.660 the bar

01:02:40.900 they would

01:02:41.160 check off

01:02:41.720 one of the

01:02:42.100 things on

01:02:42.700 it and

01:02:42.960 you would

01:02:43.220 get a

01:02:43.580 drink

01:02:44.020 and

01:02:48.040 but they

01:02:49.900 had a

01:02:50.100 boxing ring

01:02:50.640 in the

01:02:50.840 middle

01:02:51.040 and kids

01:02:51.940 would get

01:02:52.180 wasted

01:02:52.520 and then

01:02:53.440 older kids

01:02:54.060 would come

01:02:54.520 from a

01:02:55.380 nearby college

01:02:56.000 and really

01:02:56.460 pretty much

01:02:56.960 beat the 0.99

01:02:57.340 shit out 1.00

01:02:57.680 of you 1.00

01:02:57.860 but anyway

01:02:58.780 Onward

01:02:59.780 love the

01:03:01.160 show

01:03:01.620 my boyfriend

01:03:02.700 actually

01:03:03.200 introduced me

01:03:04.060 to you

01:03:04.700 when we first

01:03:05.900 started dating

01:03:06.540 and it's

01:03:07.460 been a really

01:03:07.820 fun thing

01:03:08.420 for us

01:03:08.800 to bond

01:03:09.240 over

01:03:09.660 well thank

01:03:10.900 you

01:03:11.120 and that's

01:03:11.600 nice of

01:03:12.040 you to

01:03:12.700 say that

01:03:13.080 and that's

01:03:13.440 smart of him

01:03:13.980 to share

01:03:14.480 Onward

01:03:15.100 anyway

01:03:17.880 the reason

01:03:18.760 I'm calling

01:03:19.300 is to ask

01:03:20.000 you for

01:03:20.340 some

01:03:20.720 advice

01:03:21.420 for my

01:03:22.440 boyfriend

01:03:22.840 he's been

01:03:24.460 having a

01:03:24.780 really tough

01:03:25.220 time at

01:03:25.680 work

01:03:25.940 lately

01:03:26.360 just not

01:03:27.600 enjoying it

01:03:28.360 at all

01:03:29.020 and he

01:03:30.920 gets caught

01:03:31.460 in this

01:03:31.940 really negative

01:03:33.120 downward spiral

01:03:34.260 of emotions

01:03:34.940 and sometimes

01:03:36.640 that negativity

01:03:37.780 gets brought

01:03:39.280 back into his

01:03:40.500 personal life

01:03:41.260 with him

01:03:41.760 you know

01:03:42.380 just unmotivated

01:03:43.580 to talk to

01:03:44.200 anyone

01:03:44.680 do anything

01:03:46.040 and it

01:03:47.780 makes me sad

01:03:48.460 you know

01:03:48.740 because he's

01:03:49.440 such a wonderful

01:03:50.140 person

01:03:50.620 he doesn't

01:03:51.060 deserve to

01:03:51.560 feel like

01:03:51.960 that

01:03:52.300 so I guess

01:03:53.480 I'm just

01:03:53.840 asking you

01:03:54.660 to give him

01:03:55.380 some advice

01:03:56.140 I know

01:03:56.780 he'll be

01:03:57.080 listening

01:03:57.520 how can he

01:03:59.020 stay positive

01:03:59.880 throughout the

01:04:00.600 day or

01:04:01.180 how can he

01:04:01.960 separate his

01:04:02.840 emotions

01:04:03.660 during the

01:04:04.200 work day

01:04:04.580 from his

01:04:05.540 emotions in

01:04:06.080 his personal

01:04:06.640 life

01:04:07.100 thanks for

01:04:08.720 anything you

01:04:09.140 could offer

01:04:09.540 him

01:04:09.780 I know

01:04:10.080 he'll really

01:04:10.620 respect and

01:04:11.580 appreciate it

01:04:12.340 well that's

01:04:13.580 sweetie to say

01:04:14.180 that and it's

01:04:14.680 nice that you

01:04:15.260 that you

01:04:16.580 care

01:04:16.940 it's nice

01:04:18.700 that you

01:04:19.020 care about

01:04:19.660 how somebody

01:04:20.340 else feels

01:04:21.100 you know

01:04:26.880 I can

01:04:27.820 tell you

01:04:29.220 just what

01:04:29.660 my experience

01:04:30.220 has been

01:04:30.460 because I've

01:04:30.800 really struggled

01:04:31.420 with this

01:04:31.780 this past

01:04:32.200 year

01:04:32.520 I mean

01:04:33.060 I have

01:04:33.420 been angry

01:04:34.320 I got

01:04:36.280 really angry

01:04:37.000 this year

01:04:37.400 I also

01:04:38.680 think

01:04:38.920 I do

01:04:39.540 also think

01:04:40.140 I want to

01:04:40.440 say I

01:04:40.640 think I

01:04:40.880 have a

01:04:41.100 pinched

01:04:41.560 nerve

01:04:42.160 in my

01:04:43.200 back

01:04:44.580 or in

01:04:44.980 my

01:04:45.260 neck

01:04:46.340 I'm

01:04:46.540 gonna

01:04:46.600 go get

01:04:46.820 checked

01:04:47.060 out

01:04:47.300 because

01:04:47.560 this whole

01:04:49.180 year I've

01:04:49.380 been having

01:04:49.560 a lot of

01:04:49.860 pain

01:04:50.120 and I

01:04:50.460 cannot

01:04:50.700 it's been

01:04:51.080 very hard

01:04:51.540 to make

01:04:51.760 it go

01:04:51.980 away

01:04:52.180 it just

01:04:52.420 will not

01:04:52.820 and so

01:04:53.180 I think

01:04:53.860 there might

01:04:54.120 be more

01:04:54.520 than

01:04:54.800 like mental

01:04:56.700 stress

01:04:57.980 going on

01:04:58.480 but

01:04:58.640 you know

01:05:02.200 one thing

01:05:03.640 I'll just

01:05:04.080 tell you

01:05:04.320 what's helping

01:05:04.660 me right

01:05:05.020 now

01:05:05.240 is making

01:05:05.640 a gratitude

01:05:06.140 list

01:05:06.520 in the

01:05:06.760 morning

01:05:07.040 you know

01:05:09.320 and getting

01:05:14.000 up and

01:05:14.440 saying

01:05:14.660 today I

01:05:15.760 get to

01:05:16.500 do this

01:05:17.260 today I'm

01:05:17.640 thankful that

01:05:18.500 you know

01:05:19.580 that my

01:05:20.000 mother is

01:05:20.380 alive

01:05:20.680 today I'm

01:05:21.360 thankful that

01:05:22.080 I get to

01:05:22.760 eat breakfast

01:05:23.600 today I'm

01:05:25.040 thankful that

01:05:25.980 there is a

01:05:27.660 world that

01:05:28.280 exists

01:05:28.940 because otherwise

01:05:30.740 I get up

01:05:31.360 into nothing

01:05:31.900 there's nothing

01:05:32.560 you know

01:05:36.120 I'm thankful

01:05:36.880 that I have

01:05:37.500 a towel

01:05:38.060 in my

01:05:39.640 bathroom I'm

01:05:40.380 thankful that

01:05:41.100 I can pay

01:05:41.900 my rent

01:05:42.440 this month

01:05:43.040 I'm thankful

01:05:45.020 I have a

01:05:45.460 girlfriend that

01:05:46.020 cares about

01:05:47.140 how I feel

01:05:48.000 about myself

01:05:49.860 and about

01:05:50.340 others

01:05:50.800 I'm making

01:05:54.120 this would be

01:05:55.040 something that

01:05:55.360 could be on

01:05:55.640 his list

01:05:56.200 and that was

01:05:56.980 about you

01:05:57.540 but just

01:06:00.320 things like

01:06:00.680 I'm thankful

01:06:01.100 that I have

01:06:01.580 a job

01:06:02.160 you know

01:06:04.800 sure it 0.68

01:06:05.340 sucks to go 0.88

01:06:05.940 to a job 0.99

01:06:06.360 every day

01:06:06.640 if you're

01:06:06.940 not grateful

01:06:07.460 you have

01:06:07.920 it 1.00

01:06:08.100 it sucks 0.90

01:06:10.620 you know 0.98

01:06:12.460 I'm going

01:06:13.020 skiing this

01:06:13.760 week I'm

01:06:14.000 going to

01:06:14.320 Tahoe 0.99

01:06:14.840 and someone

01:06:16.760 the other

01:06:17.040 day was

01:06:17.240 like what

01:06:17.420 are you up

01:06:17.660 to this

01:06:17.920 week I

01:06:18.160 was like oh

01:06:18.580 I have

01:06:18.840 to go

01:06:19.100 skiing I

01:06:19.640 said that

01:06:20.180 I have

01:06:20.800 to go

01:06:21.220 skiing

01:06:21.680 that just

01:06:24.880 shows you

01:06:25.200 where my

01:06:25.560 level of

01:06:26.080 gratitude is

01:06:26.780 at not

01:06:27.260 in a good

01:06:27.760 spot

01:06:28.240 they said

01:06:29.520 you have

01:06:30.080 to

01:06:30.400 I said

01:06:31.800 well

01:06:32.060 you know

01:06:32.620 I get

01:06:34.320 to go

01:06:34.720 skiing

01:06:35.100 I get

01:06:37.500 to go

01:06:37.960 you know

01:06:38.540 I get

01:06:39.580 to eat

01:06:40.040 breakfast

01:06:40.560 I get

01:06:41.980 to wake

01:06:42.420 up and 0.66

01:06:42.760 hit my

01:06:43.360 knees

01:06:43.680 and thank

01:06:44.160 God

01:06:44.560 that I'm

01:06:45.100 alive

01:06:45.460 if I

01:06:45.760 want to

01:06:46.200 I get

01:06:48.820 to put

01:06:49.140 on face

01:06:49.640 moisturizer

01:06:50.380 I get

01:06:55.580 to smile

01:06:56.160 at somebody

01:06:56.520 I get

01:06:56.920 you know

01:06:57.420 it's just

01:06:58.040 the perspective

01:06:59.080 it's just

01:06:59.540 the perspective

01:07:00.180 that's what

01:07:04.320 it is

01:07:04.620 it's the

01:07:04.900 perspective

01:07:05.260 and that's

01:07:06.000 where the

01:07:06.260 choice is

01:07:06.740 mine

01:07:07.040 the choice

01:07:09.760 is mine

01:07:10.400 if

01:07:12.040 I

01:07:14.120 it's easy

01:07:14.960 to choose

01:07:15.460 to get

01:07:15.760 up get

01:07:16.180 immediately

01:07:16.740 on my

01:07:17.200 phone

01:07:17.560 start

01:07:18.900 judging

01:07:19.460 start

01:07:21.540 feeling

01:07:21.920 sorry

01:07:22.300 for

01:07:22.520 myself

01:07:22.960 it's

01:07:27.080 easy

01:07:27.740 and it's

01:07:31.040 the sad

01:07:31.880 part is

01:07:32.460 it's become

01:07:33.520 comfortable

01:07:34.040 it's become

01:07:34.660 like our

01:07:35.760 phones and

01:07:36.400 all of that

01:07:36.780 the immediacy

01:07:37.580 of all

01:07:37.860 it's become

01:07:38.360 such an

01:07:38.960 addiction

01:07:39.420 I need

01:07:39.980 this right

01:07:40.380 now

01:07:40.600 this should

01:07:40.940 be

01:07:41.120 let's

01:07:41.620 you know

01:07:42.180 I don't

01:07:44.820 take time

01:07:45.260 for myself

01:07:45.720 to evaluate

01:07:46.340 where I'm

01:07:46.840 at each

01:07:47.180 day

01:07:47.480 before I

01:07:48.680 get into

01:07:49.400 my world

01:07:50.020 and the

01:07:50.320 phone or

01:07:50.800 computer

01:07:51.200 and let

01:07:51.900 it all

01:07:52.600 hit me

01:07:53.260 so for me

01:07:57.140 this is the

01:07:57.460 only thing

01:07:57.680 that's been

01:07:57.900 helping is

01:07:58.280 just gratitude

01:07:58.820 list

01:07:59.440 having some

01:08:01.460 gratitude

01:08:01.760 because this

01:08:02.320 is life

01:08:02.800 this is it

01:08:03.520 and it's a

01:08:06.000 great time of

01:08:06.600 year to be

01:08:06.940 thinking about

01:08:07.400 this kind of

01:08:07.880 stuff it

01:08:08.220 really is

01:08:08.880 it's a

01:08:11.680 great time

01:08:12.080 of year to

01:08:12.380 be trying

01:08:12.860 and it's

01:08:16.280 nice that

01:08:16.620 you care

01:08:17.020 it's nice

01:08:17.580 that you

01:08:18.140 care

01:08:18.500 so thank

01:08:22.580 you for

01:08:22.740 that call

01:08:23.360 Abby

01:08:25.020 and thank

01:08:27.160 you

01:08:27.520 thank everybody

01:08:28.600 for being

01:08:29.080 here

01:08:29.460 you know

01:08:32.580 and the

01:08:32.820 best thing

01:08:33.200 then is

01:08:33.640 Abby

01:08:33.880 once he's

01:08:35.980 feeling good

01:08:36.440 then he

01:08:37.000 can be

01:08:37.620 a part of

01:08:38.720 making

01:08:38.920 somebody

01:08:39.420 else's

01:08:39.940 day

01:08:40.320 that's

01:08:40.680 the

01:08:40.840 thing

01:08:41.280 that's

01:08:43.780 the

01:08:43.920 thing

01:08:44.140 I want

01:08:44.580 out of

01:08:44.860 the

01:08:45.000 world

01:08:45.360 I want

01:08:46.960 somebody

01:08:47.500 hey man

01:08:48.060 you made

01:08:48.440 my day

01:08:49.040 man

01:08:49.480 hey when

01:08:50.220 you call

01:08:50.680 and check

01:08:51.020 hey nobody

01:08:51.980 was

01:08:52.220 recognized

01:08:52.800 hey I

01:08:53.440 and if

01:08:54.720 I'm just

01:08:55.020 thinking about

01:08:55.320 myself it's

01:08:55.840 hard for me to

01:08:56.320 recognize those

01:08:57.160 things so

01:08:58.060 but um

01:08:59.680 and I'm not

01:09:01.800 preaching I'm just

01:09:02.420 saying look I

01:09:02.940 struggle with this

01:09:04.200 all the time

01:09:05.580 I have to go

01:09:08.180 skiing

01:09:08.600 man that

01:09:10.060 shook me to

01:09:10.600 the core when

01:09:11.140 somebody brought

01:09:11.580 that to my

01:09:11.980 attention

01:09:12.340 you know I'm

01:09:14.560 grateful here I'll

01:09:15.660 I'll read some of

01:09:16.800 mine right now to

01:09:17.440 you

01:09:17.720 that I made this

01:09:20.080 week today I'm

01:09:20.640 thankful that God

01:09:21.300 has a plan for

01:09:21.920 me even when I

01:09:22.700 feel don't feel I

01:09:24.280 have a plan for

01:09:24.940 me

01:09:25.220 you know

01:09:28.820 today and I

01:09:29.940 don't even know if

01:09:30.600 I believe in God

01:09:31.280 sometimes but I'm

01:09:31.700 trying to so I'm

01:09:32.580 trying to just

01:09:34.020 practice it

01:09:34.860 today I'm thankful

01:09:36.680 that I'm not

01:09:37.100 responsible for

01:09:37.880 everything God

01:09:39.180 thank God for

01:09:40.100 that

01:09:40.480 today I'm

01:09:43.100 grateful I get to

01:09:43.740 meet my friend

01:09:44.260 Josh for coffee

01:09:45.080 and I'm sure as

01:09:45.800 hell gonna get a

01:09:46.380 few eggs and

01:09:46.960 sausage patties

01:09:47.820 and I prefer

01:09:49.460 patties to

01:09:49.940 links I don't

01:09:50.440 like the links

01:09:50.980 they make me feel

01:09:51.720 honestly homoerotic

01:09:52.960 bro so I ain't

01:09:54.100 doing that no

01:09:54.800 cap

01:09:55.140 today I'm thankful

01:09:56.940 I got to watch my

01:09:57.620 favorite Christmas

01:09:58.260 movie Family Man

01:09:59.500 if you haven't seen

01:10:00.900 it sit down with

01:10:02.340 somebody you care

01:10:02.880 about and watch

01:10:03.520 it

01:10:03.840 today I'm thankful

01:10:05.900 my mom is alive

01:10:07.120 today I'm thankful

01:10:08.360 God trusts me

01:10:10.740 sometimes

01:10:11.440 today I'm thankful

01:10:14.140 I can try again

01:10:14.960 today I'm thankful

01:10:15.460 I'm going skiing

01:10:16.300 next week with my

01:10:16.980 white friend

01:10:17.720 so those are just

01:10:21.200 some things man

01:10:22.060 and I don't get it

01:10:23.680 done every day but

01:10:24.480 I know this when I

01:10:25.320 do do my gratitude

01:10:26.200 list man I feel

01:10:26.920 better

01:10:27.260 because when I

01:10:30.280 start to isolate

01:10:31.040 and start thinking

01:10:31.840 everything's bad

01:10:32.540 then I separate

01:10:33.440 myself from my

01:10:34.200 friends from my

01:10:35.380 loved ones and

01:10:36.340 then I'm sitting

01:10:36.920 there sometimes

01:10:37.620 wishing I were

01:10:38.760 doing some like

01:10:40.120 I'll see people

01:10:40.640 having a good time

01:10:41.480 and I'll want to

01:10:42.800 be a part of it

01:10:43.500 but there's this

01:10:44.100 chip on my

01:10:44.800 shoulder inside of

01:10:45.740 me that's I

01:10:51.480 don't know it's

01:10:52.020 like anger it's

01:10:56.000 like it's almost

01:10:56.580 like there's this

01:11:00.000 tether that wants

01:11:02.040 to keep me from

01:11:02.700 having fun and

01:11:04.740 it's usually

01:11:05.100 judgment I'll judge

01:11:06.300 what's going on

01:11:07.420 but man I know

01:11:09.840 the more that I

01:11:10.540 get out there and

01:11:11.120 get uncomfortable

01:11:11.720 and that's one

01:11:12.580 thing I did take

01:11:13.160 away from that

01:11:13.520 Mike Tyson about

01:11:14.460 he said was doing

01:11:16.420 stuff that's

01:11:16.880 uncomfortable

01:11:17.260 sometimes the

01:11:17.900 most uncomfortable

01:11:18.440 thing for me is

01:11:19.220 to laugh when

01:11:21.140 somebody says

01:11:21.820 something or to

01:11:24.620 be when somebody

01:11:25.580 introduced me to

01:11:26.420 somebody I know

01:11:27.280 that you know I

01:11:29.540 could tell them

01:11:30.200 something and give

01:11:31.400 them you know just

01:11:32.740 to be like oh I

01:11:33.360 don't know what

01:11:33.720 you're talking

01:11:34.060 about tell me

01:11:34.640 about it even

01:11:35.300 though I might

01:11:35.720 already know

01:11:36.420 it's just playing

01:11:40.880 the

01:11:41.240 playing the game

01:11:44.700 you know it's so

01:11:51.820 easy for me to

01:11:52.360 judge the game

01:11:53.020 instead of just 0.99

01:11:53.680 fucking move my 0.99

01:11:56.420 piece just keep 1.00

01:11:58.160 moving my piece

01:11:58.780 man

01:11:59.040 thank you guys

01:12:04.100 man for being a

01:12:04.700 part of my life

01:12:05.380 and I miss you

01:12:07.960 I miss going out

01:12:09.460 on the road I

01:12:09.880 miss doing some

01:12:10.460 shows and I'm

01:12:12.580 glad we have

01:12:13.020 this and I

01:12:15.900 hope whatever

01:12:16.380 you know whatever

01:12:18.860 you're looking for

01:12:19.380 in your life I

01:12:19.860 hope that you

01:12:23.240 realize that it's

01:12:23.920 really a lot

01:12:24.380 closer than you

01:12:24.960 think

01:12:25.360 and I don't know

01:12:35.880 if that's true but

01:12:36.620 I hope it is

01:12:37.500 alright man

01:12:40.380 we'll get out of

01:12:42.180 here the same way

01:12:42.740 we came in here

01:12:44.260 through our 1.00

01:12:45.000 mother's vagina 1.00

01:12:45.880 you guys be good 1.00

01:12:48.900 to yourselves you

01:12:49.340 deserve it and

01:12:49.780 this is Robert

01:12:50.600 Finley get it

01:12:52.340 while you can

01:12:54.780 man you gotta see

01:13:02.800 this video this is

01:13:03.700 this man is awesome

01:13:04.660 trying to love this

01:13:12.260 woman 0.99

01:13:12.680 it's gonna break

01:13:15.040 my back

01:13:16.000 if I'm working

01:13:17.720 for a living

01:13:18.980 don't give me

01:13:20.940 a heart attack

01:13:22.100 you gotta take it

01:13:24.100 when you can get

01:13:25.260 it

01:13:25.640 yeah

01:13:26.940 while you can

01:13:28.500 wrap it up in

01:13:31.220 bacon

01:13:31.820 cigarette in a pen

01:13:34.900 if it don't come

01:13:36.700 in the mailbox

01:13:37.760 it may come in

01:13:39.620 a moving band

01:13:40.860 but you gotta take

01:13:42.340 it when you can

01:13:43.420 get

01:13:43.840 and get

01:13:45.720 while you can

01:13:47.600 come on Robert

01:13:48.780 I did not know

01:13:51.060 the dealer

01:13:51.700 but I sure

01:13:53.380 didn't know

01:13:54.200 his daughter

01:13:54.880 but if I had

01:13:57.260 take it when you can

01:13:59.260 take it when you can

01:14:03.260 get it

01:14:04.260 get it

01:14:05.280 get it

01:14:05.940 while you can

01:14:07.280 wrap it up

01:14:09.660 in bacon

01:14:10.400 seal it in a pan

01:14:13.720 it may not run

01:14:15.840 in a mailbox

01:14:16.820 it might take a moving

01:14:18.740 plan

01:14:19.480 but you gotta take it

01:14:21.240 when you can get it

01:14:22.680 and get it

01:14:24.680 when you can

01:14:25.860 she had a disposition

01:14:40.940 much like

01:14:43.120 on the dead

01:14:44.100 every time

01:14:46.580 I was going

01:14:47.440 out

01:14:47.920 seal it

01:14:49.140 going in

01:14:50.400 come on

01:14:50.760 you gotta take it

01:14:51.980 when you can

01:14:52.920 get it

01:14:53.380 tell him

01:14:53.880 Robert

01:14:54.180 get it

01:14:55.120 while you can

01:14:56.480 wrap it up

01:14:58.860 in bacon

01:14:59.700 seal it

01:15:01.740 in a pan

01:15:02.940 may not run

01:15:05.260 in a mailbox

01:15:06.300 it might take

01:15:07.520 a moving

01:15:08.160 band

01:15:09.000 you gotta take it

01:15:10.580 when you can get

01:15:11.900 and get it

01:15:14.140 while you can

01:15:15.260 you gotta take it

01:15:17.020 when you can get

01:15:18.440 and get it

01:15:20.520 while you can

01:15:23.320 come on

01:15:26.620 come on

01:15:30.220 man that is

01:15:32.220 beautiful

01:15:32.840 Robert Finley's

01:15:34.020 get it

01:15:34.500 while you can

01:15:35.400 from his album

01:15:36.280 going platinum

01:15:37.880 and you can

01:15:39.240 enjoy his

01:15:39.900 sounds right

01:15:40.500 now

01:15:40.680 man

01:15:40.980 that's an

01:15:41.500 uplifter

01:15:41.880 isn't it

01:15:42.940 oh

01:15:43.300 that is

01:15:44.260 good

01:15:44.620 ladies and 0.98

01:15:47.400 gentlemen

01:15:47.700 I'm Jonathan

01:15:48.520 Kite

01:15:48.880 and welcome

01:15:49.500 to Kite

01:15:49.960 Club

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01:15:51.860 sharing thoughts

01:15:52.460 on things

01:15:52.920 like current

01:15:53.460 events

01:15:53.880 stand-up

01:15:54.640 stories

01:15:55.080 and seven

01:15:55.880 ways to

01:15:56.420 pleasure

01:15:56.700 your partner

01:15:57.400 the answer

01:15:58.460 may shock

01:15:59.020 you

01:15:59.320 sometimes

01:15:59.980 I'll interview

01:16:00.640 my friends

01:16:01.340 sometimes

01:16:02.100 I won't

01:16:02.660 and as

01:16:03.820 always

01:16:04.180 I'll be

01:16:04.600 joined by

01:16:05.000 the voices

01:16:05.440 in my head

01:16:06.140 you have

01:16:07.020 three new

01:16:08.200 voice messages

01:16:09.020 a lot of

01:16:10.220 people are

01:16:10.700 talking about

01:16:11.380 Kite Club

01:16:12.020 I've been

01:16:12.700 talking about

01:16:13.480 Kite Club

01:16:14.000 for so long

01:16:14.820 longer than

01:16:15.540 anybody else

01:16:16.460 so great

01:16:17.260 hi

01:16:18.260 sweet

01:16:18.820 here's a

01:16:20.000 deal

01:16:20.300 anyone who

01:16:21.540 doesn't listen

01:16:22.060 to Kite Club 0.70

01:16:22.740 is a dodgy 1.00

01:16:23.620 bloody wanker 1.00

01:16:24.800 Jermaine 0.99

01:16:25.500 I'll take a

01:16:27.640 quarter pounder

01:16:28.300 with cheese

01:16:28.800 and a McFlurry

01:16:29.840 sorry sir

01:16:30.400 but our ice cream

01:16:30.960 machine is broken

01:16:31.680 I think Tom

01:16:35.300 Hanks just

01:16:35.740 butt dialed me 0.67

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