This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E313 Season's Greetings

00:00:00.380 And we are here. We are here. It is Friday, December 1-8 in the year 2020.

00:00:14.360 And you know, it's wild. Some people thought we'd never make it to 2020.

00:00:18.760 Some people, they called naysayers. And that's a naysayer.

00:00:24.680 And you say it and they say, nay.

00:00:26.640 Nay. And that's a naysayer, bruh. 1.00

00:00:32.440 But here we are.

00:00:35.540 You know, and we are just rambling through time.

00:00:40.660 It's kind of interesting. Even if I just sit down and do nothing, I'm still traveling.

00:00:45.780 At the speed of time.

00:00:51.220 It's really interesting when you think about it. You could lay in a bed.

00:00:53.820 You could be in a damn coma, bruh. 1.00

00:00:56.640 You could be in a food coma and a real coma. 1.00

00:01:00.180 You could have been in a car accident after Thanksgiving.

00:01:06.200 And so you double comb it.

00:01:09.280 Lay in there. 1.00

00:01:11.800 I mean, just still as a damn frozen orphan. 0.99

00:01:15.140 And you're still traveling through time. 0.99

00:01:25.040 You're still clocking miles, you know.

00:01:27.760 I think it was maybe episode 60 or something.

00:01:30.860 They had Tiny Sandhu came through.

00:01:33.800 With a very, with just a, just that ear tickler.

00:01:40.520 That seasonal ear tickler from the great Tiny Sandhu.

00:01:44.180 Let's hear it a little bit right now.

00:01:49.260 Remember that? Remember Tiny? Come on!

00:01:51.240 那's Jingle Bells!

00:01:55.360 That's Jingle Bells!

00:02:06.880 Jingle Bells!

00:02:07.920 There he is, buddy.

00:02:30.860 Who could forget that, man?

00:02:33.440 Who could forget that, man?

00:02:34.940 And that was probably 140 episodes ago or something.

00:02:41.840 Jesus, what have we been talking about in here?

00:02:45.660 I mean, what have we been talking about?

00:02:49.860 I'm grateful to still be here with you.

00:02:52.160 I'm grateful, and I hope that you are leaning into the holidays.

00:02:57.800 You know, I didn't realize it was the holidays suddenly.

00:03:01.680 And then, bam, bro.

00:03:03.420 You know? 0.97

00:03:05.880 Like a brother with a freaking, you know, like a brother with a ski mask. 1.00

00:03:10.800 This shit just rolls up on you. 1.00

00:03:13.180 You know, bam, the holidays is right there. 1.00

00:03:16.440 And suddenly here we are.

00:03:19.180 And it is that time of year, man.

00:03:21.920 It is that time of year when you get to feel it a little bit.

00:03:25.680 And especially in such a wild year.

00:03:29.520 Let me play a couple of sounds that remind me of Christmas.

00:03:32.000 That's the sound of, like, maybe somebody...

00:03:47.380 You know, somebody's just, like, on a second date,

00:03:58.520 and they decide that they actually like each other or something.

00:04:01.780 And they just kind of, like...

00:04:04.140 You know, start to...

00:04:05.340 They're having whipped cream or something.

00:04:06.660 They put it on each other's face or something.

00:04:12.220 You know?

00:04:12.820 And then she kind of smirks,

00:04:14.200 and he kind of, like, maybe he hides behind a tree or something.

00:04:17.080 And then she, you know, spills her eggnog in the park,

00:04:23.420 and he's like, oh, I didn't do it, you know?

00:04:37.540 So that's a little bit of Christmas right there.

00:04:40.120 Euphoria right there.

00:04:41.000 That's called A Christmas Dance by Arthur Benson.

00:04:46.540 And let's see if we got another sound right here. 0.99

00:04:52.120 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:04:52.780 This one, you high as hell, bro. 1.00

00:05:04.280 This one, you high as hell, bro.

00:05:06.540 That's when you believe in... 0.63

00:05:08.740 That's when you believe you drive a reindeer.

00:05:12.020 That's when you believe that.

00:05:14.680 Dude, the other night, so I went to this deal over here.

00:05:17.780 Oh, a couple things happened to me.

00:05:19.560 So, one, people's getting soft, man.

00:05:24.160 People is getting soft.

00:05:28.160 Dude, they're not fully baking people anymore.

00:05:30.440 Some people, they seem like...

00:05:33.000 Like, I was...

00:05:33.660 When I was born, I was baked at probably about 450 degrees for nine months.

00:05:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:39.840 That's how I rolled out of my ma.

00:05:44.140 But you got MFers out here, some soft batch cotton boys out here, just... 1.00

00:05:52.440 Dude, here's what happened.

00:05:53.320 So, I went to this town called Bowling Green, Kentucky.

00:05:57.480 And it is the home of Fruit of the Loom drawers.

00:06:04.340 So, if you've ever been wearing them Fruit of the Looms, baby, you know, if you ever got your fruit all loomed up... 0.98

00:06:09.480 Then, you know, them bitches came straight out of Kentucky. 1.00

00:06:14.040 That's basically Kentucky that's holding you nuts, bro. 1.00

00:06:17.600 Kentucky that's holding you ivories, bro.

00:06:20.240 Gotcha.

00:06:22.880 You know, they're just supporting your low batch, daddy.

00:06:25.640 But, um, what I'm telling you is this.

00:06:27.700 So, I went there to look at some different vehicles.

00:06:31.240 I've been vehicle shopping.

00:06:32.820 So, I decided I'm going to get me a hotel, stay over there for the evening.

00:06:36.840 Dude, the guy behind...

00:06:38.060 I go and knock on the door of the hotel.

00:06:40.820 And I understand it's COVID times, bro.

00:06:42.920 The disease is out.

00:06:45.240 So, first, the guy comes to the window of the hotel, the door, glass door.

00:06:49.440 And looks at me like I'm COVID.

00:06:51.360 Like, oh, who's here?

00:06:52.900 Is COVID here? 0.99

00:06:53.580 Like, bitch, I'm not COVID. 0.99

00:06:54.600 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:06:58.760 I'm regular, baby.

00:07:01.880 So, anyway, the guy... 0.98

00:07:04.360 It was just so ridiculous. 0.97

00:07:06.340 Like, looking at me like he was going to be able to judge if I had the disease through the glass. 0.92

00:07:14.800 So, anyway, he lets me inside.

00:07:16.660 And, um...

00:07:18.160 I was like, say, hey, do you guys have a room here?

00:07:19.940 He's like, yeah, we got a room.

00:07:20.940 Come, let me go see if it's clean or not.

00:07:23.300 I was like, all right.

00:07:24.660 You know, and he goes upstairs.

00:07:26.300 Literally, he was upstairs for probably about 15 minutes.

00:07:28.540 Obviously, he should have cleaned it earlier.

00:07:30.720 That's in his job description.

00:07:33.240 And he didn't.

00:07:36.320 And how do I know that? 1.00

00:07:37.480 Because I've been a lazy motherfucker like this, dude. 1.00

00:07:41.740 That's why. 1.00

00:07:43.980 That's why I know.

00:07:44.780 Because I've been that dude.

00:07:47.600 I've been the dude that shows up to work and doesn't work.

00:07:51.280 And, look, I was really good at that.

00:07:56.660 So, anyway, man, finally he comes down.

00:08:00.460 And at this point, I'm thinking, man, I might just want to drive back.

00:08:06.340 You know, it's only like an hour and a half to where I'm going to back home to my place here.

00:08:10.320 So, anyway, so, whatever.

00:08:13.560 He's looking on the computer and stuff.

00:08:15.280 And at a certain point, I'm kind of getting antsy.

00:08:19.880 You know, it's been a while and it's getting late.

00:08:21.820 I want to go get something to eat.

00:08:23.060 And I know restaurants are kind of closing.

00:08:24.660 A lot of things close now, like 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock.

00:08:28.500 So, I'm giving him a little bit of pressure, you know.

00:08:31.340 Like, you know, can you run my card?

00:08:34.800 Or, you know, is there anything I can do to help?

00:08:37.160 Saying stuff like that.

00:08:38.180 Like a passive-aggressive.

00:08:39.660 That's what they call it. 1.00

00:08:40.540 When you pretend like you are a teddy bear, but you're really a bad bitch, kind of, you know. 1.00

00:08:52.040 So, anyway, sorry, finally he goes, look, I'm sorry, sir, okay? 0.99

00:08:57.620 But I just need you to relax a little bit.

00:09:00.360 I used to be in a wheelchair.

00:09:03.500 I'm like, what, bro?

00:09:06.940 You used to be in a wheelchair?

00:09:09.340 You used to be?

00:09:12.680 That's what we're doing now?

00:09:15.620 People are just saying, you know.

00:09:18.860 Hey, man.

00:09:20.880 Look, I used to weigh 11 pounds, 9 ounces when I was born, okay?

00:09:28.100 Calm down.

00:09:30.300 Cut me some slack here.

00:09:33.540 That guy said I used to be in a wheelchair. 1.00

00:09:35.620 When, bitch, you broke your leg once? 1.00

00:09:39.340 You know, you did some fucking dirty karate somewhere, bro? 1.00

00:09:44.360 I just don't understand. 1.00

00:09:45.480 It just, man.

00:09:49.960 Don't make me hit you with that rat jitsu, bro. 0.97

00:09:53.220 Tighten this white dude up. 0.98

00:09:57.120 Sorry, man.

00:09:57.800 I'm sorry.

00:09:58.760 Getting out of line.

00:09:59.600 But it just, man, I don't know, man. 1.00

00:10:01.320 That's shit. 1.00

00:10:01.820 Like, it just, like, hey, buddy. 1.00

00:10:07.000 Look, I had acne when I was 14.

00:10:09.140 If you could give me a little bit of room here, okay?

00:10:14.920 Hey, hey, guy.

00:10:17.500 You know, I vomited in the middle of a school play when I was 9, okay?

00:10:22.140 If you could just step back and show some respect.

00:10:24.880 Like, it's just like, what are we doing, man?

00:10:29.880 Hey, man.

00:10:30.360 I used to be in a wheelchair. 1.00

00:10:32.720 Well, bitch, then get in a wheelchair now if you in it. 1.00

00:10:37.840 You know, I'm sorry, man. 1.00

00:10:39.080 But that shit just got me heated up. 1.00

00:10:40.620 Like, somebody just threw some damn warm briquettes in my ass, bro. 1.00

00:10:47.160 You know, that's where I'm at with this shit. 1.00

00:10:49.120 Just. 1.00

00:10:51.200 Hey, hey, man.

00:10:52.420 Look.

00:10:53.220 You know, I used to be four years old, okay?

00:10:56.940 I was only three and a half feet tall at one time.

00:10:59.060 If you could give me a little bit of room here.

00:11:03.400 It's just like, now we're, like, using whatever our weakest moment was as our front.

00:11:07.400 And I don't mind us sharing our weakest moment, man.

00:11:12.940 I think there's a level of connection there.

00:11:15.240 There's an opportunity, you know.

00:11:17.920 You know, it's like we're trading vulnerability, you know.

00:11:21.360 You know, we're trading baseball cards there, you know.

00:11:28.680 I'll give you, you know, I feel uncomfortable outfielder.

00:11:31.740 And you give me a, look, man, sometimes I'm insecure shortstop.

00:11:34.400 We're shortstop, and, you know, we recognize each other from those spaces.

00:11:40.120 But I don't know if saying, like, look, man, you know.

00:11:44.960 Somebody burned my hair off once, okay?

00:11:48.240 Could you give me a little bit of, give me a moment.

00:11:53.200 Should just lift me up a little bit.

00:11:54.760 But anyway, that's where I'm at, man.

00:11:56.200 But anyway, what I meant to say is we're alive for another week.

00:12:04.440 And this is the surprise that God gave us, man.

00:12:08.180 This is it.

00:12:10.840 Whatever it is, the good, the bad, the nasty.

00:12:16.300 Whatever, this is the surprise.

00:12:17.940 This is it.

00:12:18.740 This is the, hey, guess what's in my hand?

00:12:22.460 And they show you this is what's behind door number one through a jillion.

00:12:27.140 This is it, baby.

00:12:28.920 This is life.

00:12:32.700 And you know what?

00:12:33.620 I think we're doing okay with it.

00:12:37.440 Thank you for being here.

00:12:45.320 Come on, baby. 0.97

00:12:46.040 Come on, baby. 0.97

00:12:52.460 I'm just sitting on your front porch

00:12:56.720 Wondering how could I be so far from my home

00:13:02.020 Come on.

00:13:04.420 Come on.

00:13:05.120 My mind is somewhere else

00:13:07.380 But when I find it

00:13:09.120 I'll patch up where it's been

00:13:11.240 Blown

00:13:12.700 Hey, hey, look, buddy.

00:13:15.140 Come upstairs!

00:13:15.920 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

00:13:19.000 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

00:13:21.920 I must be

00:13:23.040 Cornerstone

00:13:25.240 Oh, but when I reach that ground

00:13:29.840 I'll share this peace of mind

00:13:31.980 I found

00:13:32.660 I can feel it

00:13:34.040 In my bones

00:13:36.160 But it's gonna take

00:13:39.080 A little time

00:13:41.820 For me to set that parking brake

00:13:45.500 And let myself unwind

00:13:48.420 Shine that light on me

00:13:52.340 More light

00:13:53.140 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:13:58.200 Shine on me

00:14:03.120 And I will find a song

00:14:07.340 I will sing it just for you

00:14:10.420 And now I've been moving way too fast

00:14:18.200 On a runaway train

00:14:19.700 With a heavy load of my

00:14:21.380 And these worlds that I'm

00:14:27.620 And there you go

00:14:29.420 Awkward fade out begins

00:14:31.740 I'm upstairs

00:14:32.680 Um, excuse me

00:14:35.080 Look, I used to be in a wheelchair

00:14:37.020 And he didn't even say when he was

00:14:38.880 At least tell me when

00:14:40.260 When, when you were six?

00:14:41.960 Or last week?

00:14:43.080 It's like some people was baked at, you know

00:14:50.760 For ten minutes at a hundred degrees, bruh

00:14:53.180 And they got all these ingredients

00:14:55.820 But they ain't got no

00:14:57.040 They, nothing's holding them together

00:14:59.020 You know

00:15:00.980 And they got these soft batch out there, bruh

00:15:03.420 These soft batches

00:15:05.220 And that ain't us, baby

00:15:07.300 Now I'm okay if we a little bit of a

00:15:10.840 Toll house marshal

00:15:11.840 I'm okay if we have that element of

00:15:15.540 Toll house marshalility in us

00:15:17.820 Where we a little soft

00:15:19.780 But we gripping on the edges, baby 1.00

00:15:22.060 Gang shit 0.99

00:15:22.820 Um 1.00

00:15:25.660 Yeah, so that was wild, dude

00:15:29.200 And then, oh, also

00:15:30.160 I went and looked at a cave

00:15:31.160 Look, bro

00:15:31.560 I went

00:15:32.060 I gotta tell you this, man

00:15:36.300 Oh, Santa's gonna be here

00:15:39.320 At the end of the episode 0.98

00:15:40.140 We got damn Santa 0.98

00:15:41.300 And we got a beautiful Santa, man 0.99

00:15:44.340 This man has been a liaison

00:15:46.560 To the North Pole

00:15:49.780 And of

00:15:50.220 You know, just the vibe of giving

00:15:53.120 And we got a natural beard Santa 0.99

00:15:56.680 Not one of these fake ass, you know 1.00

00:15:58.820 Clip-on bitches 1.00

00:16:00.920 We got a real 0.99

00:16:02.240 Real

00:16:04.620 Real man right here

00:16:07.000 We got frickin' Chris Crangle, bruh

00:16:11.160 PG, baby

00:16:13.300 PTL, baby

00:16:14.520 You know what it is

00:16:15.440 Praise God

00:16:15.940 Praise the Lord

00:16:16.560 Um

00:16:18.700 Oh, so I went to this cave, right

00:16:20.540 So there's this thing

00:16:23.060 If you go to Kentucky

00:16:24.180 And there is a cave there

00:16:27.060 Cause I've been trying to be more outgoing

00:16:30.180 When I don't wanna do something

00:16:32.680 I go do it

00:16:33.440 Um

00:16:35.280 The other day

00:16:37.460 I didn't wanna go to Jiu Jitsu

00:16:38.800 Went over to Nashville MMA

00:16:40.720 Left out of there

00:16:43.960 Feeling like a champ

00:16:44.880 You know

00:16:45.620 Some

00:16:46.100 This lady put me in a sugar lock once 1.00

00:16:48.700 You know

00:16:50.060 And I can't

00:16:50.460 I still can't feel two of my toes

00:16:52.080 And I can't wink

00:16:52.840 Out of one of my eyes

00:16:53.760 But

00:16:54.160 God's plan, bruh

00:16:57.880 Um

00:16:58.700 What else am I talking about here

00:17:01.560 Uh

00:17:02.420 What were we saying

00:17:03.200 Man, my mind gets all rattly

00:17:05.700 Um

00:17:07.480 Oh, I went in a cave

00:17:08.680 They got caves over there

00:17:10.000 And a cave is just basically like a

00:17:13.660 Um

00:17:14.240 It's kind of like a mountain

00:17:18.140 But like I'm made out of air

00:17:19.660 And

00:17:22.520 So

00:17:23.960 I went over

00:17:24.860 I was trying to just

00:17:25.960 Do some touristing

00:17:27.100 In this area

00:17:28.020 So I go hit this cave

00:17:29.080 I'm caving

00:17:29.620 And um

00:17:32.460 Well first of all

00:17:33.980 At one point

00:17:34.540 They take you

00:17:35.260 It's a boat

00:17:35.920 You go under this

00:17:37.120 Part of the

00:17:38.180 Ground

00:17:39.280 Or

00:17:40.120 Whatever it is

00:17:41.060 Earth rock

00:17:41.720 And they

00:17:42.460 You basically have to duck down

00:17:44.180 Inside of the boat

00:17:45.640 So you go

00:17:47.860 First you walk into the cave

00:17:49.100 Then you get in this boat

00:17:50.020 Then you go down this little river

00:17:51.260 And

00:17:51.640 They uh

00:17:53.680 You get down

00:17:55.180 You have to go under the rock

00:17:56.720 And you literally have to lay

00:17:57.920 In the boat

00:17:58.320 Like if you put your head up at all 0.63

00:17:59.700 You will die

00:18:00.680 Like there is a 0.90

00:18:01.760 Like

00:18:03.340 It's like 40 yards

00:18:05.380 Just straight

00:18:06.220 Like you can't even

00:18:07.600 I can't even believe

00:18:09.460 They'll let us do it

00:18:10.220 As just a customer

00:18:11.520 You know

00:18:13.520 Cause once I'm a customer

00:18:14.560 Bro

00:18:14.840 I kind of

00:18:15.560 You know

00:18:18.320 Once I'm a customer

00:18:21.100 Dog

00:18:21.580 Once I give you

00:18:22.700 Five or six dollars

00:18:23.780 Or twelve dollars

00:18:24.680 For an experience

00:18:25.400 I put my life

00:18:26.520 In your hands

00:18:27.200 I kind of check out

00:18:31.580 I just assume

00:18:34.080 Look I gave them

00:18:34.960 Nine dollars

00:18:35.840 Bro

00:18:36.240 I'm gonna be safe

00:18:38.360 Whatever I'm doing

00:18:39.540 You know

00:18:40.060 And it's a pretty sad

00:18:43.240 It's a pretty unfortunate

00:18:44.480 And not very

00:18:45.920 You know

00:18:48.500 It's kind of the opposite

00:18:49.460 I feel like

00:18:50.140 Of being like

00:18:50.820 A Navy SEAL

00:18:51.680 Or a Marine

00:18:52.380 It's like being like

00:18:54.660 A

00:18:54.840 Like a Navy skunk

00:18:57.760 Or something

00:18:58.180 You know

00:18:58.420 Just

00:18:58.640 It's like

00:19:00.060 I'm not really

00:19:00.640 Looking out for myself

00:19:01.600 Anymore

00:19:02.040 You know

00:19:02.440 It's like

00:19:03.460 Oh look

00:19:03.880 I trust you

00:19:04.520 Look I gave you

00:19:05.200 Seven dollars

00:19:05.860 You know

00:19:06.460 You taking me

00:19:07.340 Into the bat caves 1.00

00:19:08.500 I'm gonna

00:19:09.020 Trust you're gonna

00:19:09.940 Take care of me

00:19:10.820 So I'm like

00:19:12.400 On my phone 0.99

00:19:12.840 And shit 0.99

00:19:13.020 I'm not even paying 0.99

00:19:13.700 And literally

00:19:14.580 Almost died

00:19:15.360 Like

00:19:15.600 So the boat

00:19:17.020 Goes under the rock

00:19:17.960 We go through the cave

00:19:20.320 It's nice

00:19:21.200 It's fun

00:19:21.800 It's

00:19:22.060 You know

00:19:22.400 It's

00:19:22.660 You're kind of

00:19:25.100 Pretending that

00:19:25.880 It's more fun

00:19:26.460 Than it is

00:19:27.100 The guy's like

00:19:29.120 Hey

00:19:29.380 Here's a hole

00:19:30.140 Right here

00:19:30.640 That

00:19:30.880 You know

00:19:31.820 This hole's

00:19:32.320 From 1904

00:19:33.400 And you're like 1.00

00:19:33.980 Holy shit 1.00

00:19:35.180 My grandfather 0.98

00:19:37.880 Could have seen

00:19:38.680 This hole

00:19:39.260 You know

00:19:39.660 Just things like that

00:19:40.640 And you

00:19:42.160 You know

00:19:42.920 I find myself

00:19:43.460 Asking questions

00:19:44.440 Like

00:19:44.920 Oh really

00:19:47.300 That's not a question

00:19:49.700 But you know

00:19:50.280 What I'm saying

00:19:50.660 Like

00:19:51.080 Like saying things

00:19:54.300 That I don't even

00:19:54.940 Really want to say

00:19:55.920 You know

00:19:56.140 Like oh wow

00:19:57.080 Huh

00:19:57.660 Huh

00:19:58.660 Never would have

00:19:59.560 Thought of that

00:20:00.220 But anyway 1.00

00:20:02.060 Just shit like that 0.99

00:20:03.060 You know 1.00

00:20:03.320 I'm upstairs

00:20:03.920 But

00:20:06.180 This

00:20:07.560 This episode

00:20:08.760 Has really gone

00:20:09.340 Off the rails

00:20:09.920 Man

00:20:10.280 Um

00:20:11.600 Anyway bro

00:20:14.440 What I'm telling you

00:20:15.460 Is 0.88

00:20:16.020 Oh at the end

00:20:18.360 Of the thing

00:20:18.880 Here's what happened

00:20:20.060 At the end

00:20:21.400 Of the thing

00:20:22.120 The guy says

00:20:23.480 And I want to

00:20:25.020 Thank you guys

00:20:25.560 For coming today

00:20:26.440 And I want to

00:20:27.260 Also let you know

00:20:28.340 That

00:20:29.620 Um

00:20:30.920 Only like

00:20:33.100 30 years ago

00:20:33.860 This entire

00:20:34.820 Cave

00:20:35.600 Was

00:20:37.360 Filled 0.99

00:20:38.180 With trash

00:20:41.260 Right

00:20:41.540 This whole tour

00:20:43.180 He'd been telling us

00:20:44.380 How beautiful

00:20:45.640 The cave was

00:20:46.640 And the temperature

00:20:47.500 And how there's only

00:20:48.480 One fish that comes

00:20:49.800 This little fish

00:20:50.480 Named Anna

00:20:51.220 Or something

00:20:52.460 Little Anna

00:20:52.980 Show up

00:20:53.720 And she's the only one

00:20:55.120 That come in the cave

00:20:56.000 And they

00:20:56.400 You know

00:20:56.760 Where's Anna tonight 1.00

00:20:57.800 He's like shining

00:20:58.480 A flashlight in the water

00:20:59.820 And all that

00:21:00.280 It's cutesy stuff

00:21:01.480 You know

00:21:01.900 And I'm just in the back

00:21:03.680 Like you know

00:21:04.200 Oh really

00:21:04.900 You know

00:21:05.460 Just you know

00:21:06.200 I'm being a

00:21:07.200 I'm being a customer

00:21:08.720 I'm being a customer

00:21:11.280 That's what you do

00:21:12.520 I give you seven dollars

00:21:14.400 You walk me through the thing

00:21:15.860 I say

00:21:16.620 No way

00:21:17.840 And we

00:21:19.120 And we

00:21:19.560 And you know

00:21:20.480 And I don't die

00:21:21.600 And you get me back

00:21:22.480 To where we started

00:21:23.320 And we go

00:21:24.460 Our separate ways

00:21:25.900 Maybe I buy a gift

00:21:28.120 At the gift store

00:21:28.980 Usually I do

00:21:30.040 Oh yeah

00:21:31.000 At the very end

00:21:31.560 He's like

00:21:31.800 And also

00:21:32.500 I just want to thank

00:21:33.180 Everybody for buying

00:21:34.020 A ticket today

00:21:34.660 You know

00:21:35.120 The caves used to be

00:21:36.180 Only 20 years ago

00:21:37.580 These caves were filled

00:21:38.580 Entirely to the top

00:21:40.020 With

00:21:40.740 And then he started

00:21:41.380 Just rattling off 1.00

00:21:43.440 Just complete bullshit 1.00

00:21:46.780 It's like 1.00

00:21:47.220 Washers and dryers

00:21:48.560 Petroleum

00:21:49.320 Trash 0.99

00:21:50.440 He's like 1.00

00:21:51.080 People came from

00:21:51.720 All around

00:21:52.600 To throw their trash 0.52

00:21:53.800 In these caves 0.91

00:21:54.760 He's like

00:21:56.840 They even found

00:21:57.460 Half of a mobile home

00:21:58.720 In here

00:21:59.140 Now where was

00:22:00.260 The other half

00:22:00.940 I don't know

00:22:02.620 But

00:22:03.860 And I'm like

00:22:04.600 Oh really

00:22:05.500 Anyway bro

00:22:07.480 It was just crazy

00:22:08.400 That basically

00:22:09.180 What I toured

00:22:10.100 Was like a

00:22:10.700 Hollowed out

00:22:11.640 Landfill

00:22:13.260 Like basically

00:22:15.200 Somebody tricked me

00:22:16.600 In a touring out

00:22:17.840 A hollowed out

00:22:18.680 Landfill

00:22:19.520 In Kentucky

00:22:20.740 For about

00:22:21.940 $13

00:22:22.520 So anybody

00:22:24.140 Out there

00:22:24.620 That says

00:22:24.940 You can't start

00:22:25.580 A small business

00:22:26.480 Get you a shovel

00:22:29.640 And get you 1.00

00:22:30.660 Some bullshit 1.00

00:22:31.440 And get you 1.00

00:22:32.800 A square reader

00:22:33.640 For your phone

00:22:34.440 And I bet you

00:22:36.060 You're gonna be good

00:22:36.800 Man

00:22:37.120 Merry Christmas

00:22:40.080 To you

00:22:40.540 Merry Christmas

00:22:41.860 To you

00:22:42.060 I wanna let you know

00:22:42.980 That we are

00:22:43.800 Celebrating

00:22:44.360 This is not an ad

00:22:45.200 I mean it is

00:22:45.860 But it's not

00:22:46.520 But it's like

00:22:47.140 On January 15th

00:22:50.380 8pm

00:22:51.480 I'm gonna try

00:22:53.720 And do some

00:22:54.360 Different sketches

00:22:55.340 And unique stuff

00:22:56.780 We're doing

00:22:57.720 A live show

00:22:58.880 Myself

00:23:01.020 And this woman

00:23:02.820 Named Chelsea Lynn

00:23:04.280 And she was

00:23:04.680 On the podcast

00:23:05.300 And she

00:23:06.780 Plays

00:23:08.020 Trailer Trash

00:23:08.980 Tammy

00:23:09.420 And I'm excited

00:23:12.640 About it

00:23:13.160 You know

00:23:14.380 It's gonna be

00:23:14.860 Live

00:23:15.380 So you buy

00:23:15.940 A ticket

00:23:16.460 The tickets

00:23:16.940 Are $10

00:23:17.440 That's a

00:23:18.080 Reasonable ticket

00:23:18.900 I thought

00:23:20.860 About a ticket

00:23:21.340 I said

00:23:21.560 What's a ticket

00:23:22.140 That's reasonable

00:23:22.740 I said

00:23:23.080 Well look

00:23:23.560 You spend that

00:23:25.460 It'll do a raffle

00:23:26.260 You know

00:23:28.280 I remember

00:23:28.640 When I was young

00:23:29.580 My grandfather 0.93

00:23:32.340 Won a damn 0.99

00:23:33.580 Wheelbarrow 0.99

00:23:34.440 And he was

00:23:36.680 Fired up man

00:23:37.540 He pushed me

00:23:38.080 Around in that 1.00

00:23:38.620 Bitch 1.00

00:23:39.020 And then he 1.00

00:23:41.380 Got to drinking

00:23:42.020 Really

00:23:42.300 And I never

00:23:42.720 Really saw

00:23:43.240 Him again

00:23:43.740 After that

00:23:44.360 But

00:23:49.700 But before

00:23:51.160 That man

00:23:51.800 But I'm just

00:23:52.460 Saying look

00:23:52.840 $10 is a

00:23:53.760 Decent amount

00:23:54.340 But it's not

00:23:55.520 A crazy amount

00:23:56.420 And you can

00:23:57.900 Be able to

00:23:58.180 Sit on your

00:23:58.540 Couch

00:23:58.860 And watch

00:23:59.300 A live

00:24:00.100 Show

00:24:00.540 We're putting

00:24:01.580 On a show

00:24:02.060 This is gonna

00:24:02.460 Be

00:24:02.740 Theo and

00:24:03.880 Tammy's 0.91

00:24:04.260 Belated

00:24:04.760 Christmas

00:24:05.480 Talent

00:24:06.360 Extravaganza

00:24:07.740 I'm producing

00:24:08.760 This thing

00:24:09.460 It's gonna be

00:24:11.000 Lights out

00:24:11.560 I hope so

00:24:12.260 Hopefully the

00:24:13.420 Actual lights

00:24:14.000 Don't go out

00:24:14.560 Because the

00:24:15.460 One thing we

00:24:15.940 Need to pull

00:24:16.420 It off

00:24:16.680 Is electricity

00:24:17.320 So you can

00:24:18.280 Buy a ticket

00:24:18.760 Now in advance

00:24:19.820 And just

00:24:20.380 Remember to

00:24:20.920 Tune in

00:24:21.620 That Friday

00:24:23.740 Evening

00:24:24.120 There's nothing

00:24:25.120 Going on that

00:24:25.680 Evening I

00:24:26.040 Checked

00:24:26.460 There's no

00:24:26.880 Big football

00:24:27.500 Dustin Poirier

00:24:29.320 And Conor McGregor

00:24:30.220 Is gonna fight

00:24:30.640 The week

00:24:31.020 Later

00:24:31.880 So you're

00:24:33.820 Good

00:24:34.080 You can tune

00:24:35.440 It's gonna be

00:24:35.760 Fun

00:24:35.900 We got some

00:24:36.220 Dope sketches

00:24:36.960 We have live

00:24:38.520 Talent show

00:24:39.500 We're gonna be

00:24:40.960 Hosting the

00:24:41.520 Whole evening

00:24:42.120 We got some

00:24:43.700 Live musical

00:24:44.280 Performers

00:24:45.800 It should be

00:24:48.380 Similar to that

00:24:48.940 Show

00:24:49.140 Heehaw

00:24:49.640 There's an

00:24:50.080 Old show

00:24:50.440 On YouTube

00:24:50.860 If you get

00:24:51.320 To check it

00:24:51.780 Out

00:24:52.000 H-E-E

00:24:53.020 H-A-W 1.00

00:24:54.780 And you know

00:24:57.460 What I'm

00:24:57.720 Looking forward

00:24:58.220 To it man

00:24:58.840 I really

00:25:00.340 Want it to

00:25:00.920 Make it a

00:25:01.600 Special night

00:25:02.260 So I hope

00:25:04.100 That you'll be

00:25:04.640 There with me

00:25:06.160 And support

00:25:06.720 There'll be a

00:25:08.680 Live chat

00:25:09.220 Where people can

00:25:09.680 Chat during it

00:25:10.260 If they want to

00:25:11.000 And you'll also

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00:25:13.580 I think a few

00:25:14.900 Days afterwards

00:25:15.520 Online

00:25:16.080 So

00:25:16.640 I want to

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00:30:11.240 Let me think um

00:30:12.080 We had a lot of great calls that came in

00:30:13.660 We got santa's coming 1.00

00:30:14.940 Santa

00:30:17.380 Santa's coming

00:30:20.160 Dude i remember growing up in louisiana

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00:30:25.960 And an event is like something where you don't you know

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00:30:38.940 They used somebody would fly in a plane through the air

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00:30:50.940 This was a small plane a crop duster

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00:31:03.780 About maybe 6 40

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00:31:15.220 And it would just be it would blow your mind

00:31:17.200 And it lifted you up with that christmas spirit

00:31:21.360 And i thought that that was so special

00:31:26.660 That a town did that

00:31:27.900 That they invested in that sort of thing

00:31:29.880 And i think that that's important

00:31:33.900 That kind of stuff

00:31:34.760 Because that you know

00:31:36.960 Who knows if that moment right there might have

00:31:38.700 You know kept the magic alive in me

00:31:41.120 And made me believe in things

00:31:46.520 Because you know santa is something you believe in

00:31:49.440 But it's something that's just your

00:31:50.640 It's just your first kind of

00:31:52.180 It's kind of like your first romance in a weird way

00:31:57.200 You know you're hopeful

00:32:00.720 And you're excited

00:32:02.800 And there's possibility

00:32:04.680 And there's a date

00:32:05.780 There's december 25th

00:32:07.660 And it's just

00:32:09.840 You know it has all the elements of romance

00:32:15.460 But no 6

00:32:16.300 Nobody getting 6

00:32:18.880 And there's something that

00:32:21.600 You know there's something special about that

00:32:23.820 Because i think if you can make that time

00:32:27.880 Romantic enough to a child

00:32:29.580 And you know

00:32:30.460 Or you know

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00:32:33.180 You know if you can make it

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00:32:37.240 Then it can

00:32:37.760 They'll carry that same ambiance

00:32:40.800 And the same belief of possibility into the world

00:32:44.960 In other aspects man

00:32:47.320 I want to thank you guys for supporting the podcast

00:32:51.120 I want to thank you guys for being a part of my life this year

00:32:53.440 And i know i say that a lot

00:32:55.480 But i think sometimes it's just hard for me to get across

00:32:59.060 You know i haven't been feeling good this year

00:33:03.500 You know i have not been feeling

00:33:04.660 And i say that a lot

00:33:05.520 I think i might have a pinched nerve in my neck or my back

00:33:08.320 Finally got an mri today

00:33:11.100 But i've just you know 1.00

00:33:14.740 This shit sounds freaking gay bro 1.00

00:33:16.540 But has been in pain a lot 1.00

00:33:17.780 Or not gay bro 0.95

00:33:19.180 You know what i'm saying 0.99

00:33:19.800 Painful

00:33:22.960 But just kind of like

00:33:25.120 You know i sound like that dude

00:33:26.640 Like hey man

00:33:27.620 You know

00:33:30.380 I used to have baby teeth

00:33:31.720 If you don't mind

00:33:32.240 Look if you don't mind bro

00:33:33.500 I used to be in the third grade

00:33:34.920 Okay

00:33:35.540 We had some great calls that came in

00:33:39.620 And i want to thank kenny again last week from portland

00:33:42.940 Who

00:33:43.280 Gave away a nice gift

00:33:46.560 And promoted others

00:33:47.700 To do the same thing

00:33:49.280 Here's a call that came in

00:33:50.620 Hello theo this is Bert

00:33:53.560 From the dirty south 0.99

00:33:55.280 Dirty birdie 1.00

00:33:57.260 Let's hear it baby 0.72

00:34:01.180 Um i was just calling

00:34:03.360 To let you know

00:34:04.540 I just finished your third place babies episode

00:34:07.600 And man that thing just

00:34:09.860 Who blew my mind

00:34:11.660 With all the

00:34:13.640 Calls about the

00:34:15.960 Donations for the ps5

00:34:17.880 And

00:34:18.140 People were just

00:34:19.600 Reaching out to you

00:34:20.660 Man it really

00:34:21.360 It touched my heart really

00:34:22.600 And made my heart like

00:34:24.100 Blow up like

00:34:25.040 You know 0.97

00:34:26.300 Like the grinch really

00:34:27.780 Like

00:34:28.220 Oh hell yeah

00:34:29.260 That's like god

00:34:30.360 Taking a big puff off that love joint 1.00

00:34:32.320 And blowing that bitch 1.00

00:34:33.240 Right into your fucking 1.00

00:34:34.060 Third lung baby 1.00

00:34:35.120 That love lung

00:34:36.240 The heart 1.00

00:34:36.720 Gang shit 1.00

00:34:37.760 Onward 1.00

00:34:38.240 It just

00:34:38.940 It warmed my chest

00:34:40.520 It's 7.09

00:34:42.400 In the a.m.

00:34:44.220 Down here in

00:34:44.900 Austin Texas

00:34:46.420 And um

00:34:48.700 That's Joe Rogan country down there

00:34:50.900 Isn't that wild

00:34:52.640 That's Joe Rogan country down there

00:34:54.360 Onward

00:34:54.680 I just wanted to call

00:34:56.180 To let you know

00:34:56.640 How that

00:34:56.960 How that made me feel

00:34:58.300 Um

00:35:00.000 Uh

00:35:02.300 I guess

00:35:02.680 I kinda

00:35:04.160 I guess it kinda makes me

00:35:07.140 You know

00:35:08.020 It like rejuvenates my

00:35:09.760 My uh

00:35:10.560 My uh

00:35:12.240 My uh

00:35:12.320 My spirit

00:35:14.220 Like my Christmas spirit

00:35:15.720 And uh

00:35:17.660 I just wanted to call you

00:35:18.620 And thank you for that

00:35:19.640 And uh

00:35:21.500 That's it I guess

00:35:23.540 Appreciate everything

00:35:24.580 You do man

00:35:25.120 Gang brother 0.77

00:35:26.760 And that's not it man

00:35:28.360 That's a lot

00:35:28.960 You know

00:35:30.520 You saying that is a lot

00:35:31.720 And uh

00:35:32.580 You know

00:35:33.820 Being a man that's brave enough

00:35:34.880 To make that call

00:35:35.580 And just say

00:35:35.980 Hey man

00:35:36.280 Thank you

00:35:36.640 This made me feel

00:35:37.380 A certain way

00:35:38.120 You know

00:35:39.780 That means a lot

00:35:40.400 That's hard to do

00:35:41.520 Sometimes

00:35:42.120 Um

00:35:43.820 You know

00:35:47.880 You know

00:35:47.900 As men

00:35:48.380 We get so

00:35:49.020 We don't get

00:35:50.080 Acclimated to

00:35:51.440 Letting our feelings

00:35:52.800 Also be a badge

00:35:53.880 Of courage

00:35:55.020 Or a sword

00:35:56.140 Or a shield

00:35:56.940 You know

00:35:57.680 You know

00:35:59.560 I can tell you

00:36:00.140 Something made me feel

00:36:01.040 A certain way

00:36:01.600 But also at the same time

00:36:02.920 Be powerful with it

00:36:04.360 You know

00:36:07.500 And I think

00:36:07.880 In the future

00:36:08.320 We're really gonna learn

00:36:09.900 And really start

00:36:10.560 To acclimate

00:36:11.380 Um

00:36:12.620 To what these other

00:36:13.780 Powers we have are

00:36:14.960 Even in our

00:36:15.420 In our own vulnerability

00:36:16.580 Cause I think

00:36:19.020 There's a way

00:36:19.440 To be powerful

00:36:20.120 And be vulnerable

00:36:20.940 But not be weak

00:36:25.140 Um

00:36:27.720 But thank you man

00:36:28.980 That means a lot to me

00:36:29.840 That at 7.09am man

00:36:31.260 That

00:36:31.480 Look

00:36:32.520 It all started man

00:36:33.360 That guy

00:36:33.660 Kenny called in

00:36:34.940 Wanting to be nice

00:36:35.780 Dude my friend

00:36:36.840 Dan Lagana

00:36:37.580 Called in the other day

00:36:38.420 He created a show

00:36:39.360 Called American Vandal

00:36:40.500 On

00:36:40.880 Um

00:36:41.960 On Netflix

00:36:43.180 He's

00:36:43.760 Uh

00:36:44.820 Working on this new

00:36:46.220 Um

00:36:46.840 The Tiger King series

00:36:48.400 And he just

00:36:49.180 Uh

00:36:50.380 Talented

00:36:51.020 And just a heart

00:36:51.740 Just a man 0.94

00:36:52.360 That's all heart bro

00:36:53.300 He must have

00:36:54.260 40 aortas bro

00:36:55.440 And he called

00:36:57.180 And I didn't even know

00:36:57.860 He listened to the podcast

00:36:59.040 And he called

00:37:00.900 And he said

00:37:01.320 Hey man

00:37:02.080 I just wanna say

00:37:03.700 I listen to your episode

00:37:04.740 And if there's anything

00:37:06.360 I can do to give

00:37:07.540 If there's another mom

00:37:09.080 Out there

00:37:09.360 I can give to

00:37:10.120 Let me know

00:37:10.780 And first of all

00:37:12.480 It just touched me

00:37:13.220 So much that

00:37:14.100 Cause he said

00:37:15.140 Hey man

00:37:15.460 It really touched me

00:37:16.460 And it just

00:37:18.200 Man that was

00:37:18.900 You know

00:37:20.900 That was cool man

00:37:21.760 First of all

00:37:22.160 Here's a guy

00:37:22.580 That I really admire

00:37:23.620 Who's like saying

00:37:25.400 Man I listen to your podcast

00:37:26.700 I'm like

00:37:27.000 That's so cool bro

00:37:28.260 Thank you

00:37:28.860 That's crazy

00:37:29.900 Um

00:37:31.360 And then that

00:37:33.680 He cared

00:37:34.780 You know

00:37:35.180 Just that it made him feel

00:37:36.560 Um

00:37:38.140 And I

00:37:41.500 And it was just

00:37:42.200 It was just

00:37:43.100 And meant

00:37:43.920 So many people called

00:37:45.420 Wanting to then give

00:37:46.880 And do something

00:37:48.020 And like

00:37:48.620 I don't know

00:37:50.940 There was honestly

00:37:51.980 Just not

00:37:52.380 There was no way

00:37:52.940 To facilitate it all

00:37:54.020 There was just

00:37:55.840 No way to facilitate it all

00:37:57.400 In such a last minute way

00:37:59.020 Um

00:37:59.680 But maybe next year

00:38:01.540 We'll do like

00:38:02.200 A platform or something

00:38:03.580 Uh

00:38:04.840 To see

00:38:06.440 You know

00:38:06.740 What's possible

00:38:07.480 Um

00:38:08.780 But thank you

00:38:09.320 To everybody that called

00:38:10.300 I mean

00:38:10.620 So many people called in

00:38:12.640 Offering to be of help

00:38:15.100 Pretty powerful man

00:38:16.800 Um

00:38:18.300 Let's take another call

00:38:20.800 That came in right here

00:38:23.060 Hey Theo

00:38:26.900 This is Melissa

00:38:27.780 From Houston

00:38:28.740 And um

00:38:29.800 I just got through

00:38:31.600 Listening to

00:38:32.340 Um

00:38:32.860 The latest podcast

00:38:33.940 Um

00:38:34.460 Third Place Babies

00:38:35.460 And

00:38:36.060 Wow

00:38:37.120 Just um

00:38:38.700 Man that one really hit me

00:38:41.380 Uh

00:38:42.060 Such

00:38:42.740 What a great podcast

00:38:44.660 And

00:38:45.520 You have the

00:38:46.300 The best fans

00:38:47.520 The best audience

00:38:48.280 They're so generous

00:38:49.140 Um

00:38:50.160 And uh

00:38:51.380 Just thank you

00:38:52.360 For that episode

00:38:53.600 Um

00:38:54.660 And I

00:38:56.980 It made me think

00:38:57.760 Of what I could

00:38:58.700 Um

00:38:59.220 What I could give to you

00:39:01.560 And

00:39:03.240 Well I can't

00:39:04.180 You know

00:39:04.660 Literally I guess

00:39:05.600 Really give you anything

00:39:06.360 But um

00:39:07.580 I just thought

00:39:08.660 If I could give to you

00:39:09.640 I would

00:39:09.920 For

00:39:10.320 I would give you

00:39:11.480 The ability to feel okay

00:39:14.700 And to really

00:39:16.760 Really feel

00:39:17.640 How much

00:39:18.300 You're loved

00:39:18.820 Because

00:39:19.900 You are

00:39:20.780 Um

00:39:22.420 That's my wish

00:39:24.240 For you

00:39:24.620 For this Christmas

00:39:25.260 Holiday

00:39:25.680 And it'll be

00:39:26.680 In my prayers

00:39:27.220 For you

00:39:27.760 And um

00:39:29.220 Just thank you

00:39:30.920 Thank you for that episode

00:39:31.880 It really touched me

00:39:32.780 And um

00:39:33.460 And that's it

00:39:35.020 Well thank you

00:39:37.780 Uh

00:39:38.220 Melissa

00:39:38.500 That's sweet

00:39:39.000 Of you

00:39:39.340 Yeah

00:39:43.460 That's

00:39:43.880 You know

00:39:44.280 That's very sweet

00:39:44.920 Of you

00:39:45.280 And I

00:39:46.060 Um

00:39:46.760 And just

00:39:48.480 A lot of calls

00:39:49.160 Came in like that

00:39:49.960 Of people

00:39:50.480 That just felt

00:39:51.360 Just felt

00:39:55.960 Something

00:39:56.460 Man

00:39:58.180 Just felt

00:39:58.780 Something

00:39:59.260 You know

00:40:02.120 So much

00:40:02.560 So

00:40:02.740 So many times

00:40:03.540 In life

00:40:03.760 Man I just

00:40:04.400 Want to feel

00:40:04.880 Something man

00:40:05.580 I just want

00:40:07.980 To feel

00:40:08.340 Something

00:40:08.780 And

00:40:10.540 Life can get

00:40:12.840 Mundane

00:40:13.340 It can get

00:40:13.880 Monotonous

00:40:14.580 It can get

00:40:15.180 Where we focused

00:40:16.060 On the

00:40:16.840 The Excel

00:40:18.380 Spreadsheet

00:40:19.320 Instead of

00:40:20.140 The Excel

00:40:20.900 Lens

00:40:21.380 That can happen

00:40:23.160 Between humans

00:40:26.180 And

00:40:26.540 And from

00:40:28.440 Moments

00:40:29.020 And uh

00:40:30.380 You know

00:40:34.980 Thank you

00:40:35.420 Yeah

00:40:35.640 You know

00:40:35.960 I

00:40:36.340 I wish I had

00:40:38.200 A bottle of

00:40:38.620 Okay pills

00:40:39.420 That I could

00:40:40.540 Take in the

00:40:41.000 Morning

00:40:41.280 You know

00:40:46.020 I've never

00:40:46.740 Really felt

00:40:47.520 Okay man

00:40:48.440 Woman 0.99

00:40:49.720 Sorry

00:40:50.320 Melissa

00:40:50.800 I've never

00:40:52.340 I just

00:40:53.080 You know

00:40:55.760 It's funny

00:40:56.220 In uh

00:40:56.980 In working

00:40:58.280 With sponsors

00:40:58.840 Over the years

00:40:59.580 And

00:40:59.860 Working in some

00:41:00.660 12 step stuff

00:41:01.660 And

00:41:01.860 A lot of times

00:41:03.840 I find I would

00:41:04.380 Call my sponsor

00:41:05.220 And I'd say

00:41:06.560 Hey is everything

00:41:07.140 Okay

00:41:07.560 And they're like

00:41:09.080 Yeah man

00:41:09.600 What do you mean

00:41:10.480 I was like

00:41:12.180 Just tell me

00:41:13.180 Everything's okay

00:41:13.840 Please

00:41:14.120 Just tell me

00:41:14.580 Everything's okay

00:41:15.300 And

00:41:17.600 And they're like

00:41:19.220 Yeah everything's fine man

00:41:20.220 Everything is

00:41:21.400 Fine

00:41:21.960 And I think

00:41:24.160 I just never

00:41:24.980 You know

00:41:25.480 I never heard that

00:41:26.180 I never heard that

00:41:26.840 Growing up

00:41:27.240 Nobody was around

00:41:28.080 And say hey man

00:41:28.560 Everything's okay

00:41:29.400 Everything is okay

00:41:30.580 So I always

00:41:32.540 Was just frenetic

00:41:33.600 It was like

00:41:34.300 I was always

00:41:35.660 This loose wire

00:41:36.640 That had come down

00:41:37.600 In a storm

00:41:38.240 And no one ever

00:41:39.160 Addressed it really

00:41:40.920 And it's nobody's fault

00:41:43.300 It's just

00:41:43.680 It's just

00:41:44.200 You know

00:41:44.520 That's how I was

00:41:45.440 And I'm not

00:41:45.960 Sad about it

00:41:47.040 Or anything

00:41:47.440 I'm just

00:41:48.200 You know

00:41:49.560 Being okay

00:41:50.560 Was never

00:41:51.280 Something that

00:41:52.340 I was

00:41:54.580 So that's sweet

00:41:56.880 Of you

00:41:57.220 You know

00:41:57.780 And maybe

00:41:58.140 That'd be a nice

00:41:59.220 New year's resolution

00:42:00.300 For me

00:42:00.800 To just think about

00:42:01.720 Everything's okay

00:42:04.600 And if you need

00:42:07.960 To hear that

00:42:08.660 You know

00:42:10.640 My friend

00:42:11.080 Bill Morris

00:42:11.840 Man

00:42:12.120 He's a white guy

00:42:12.940 And uh

00:42:14.720 Which is

00:42:15.360 Easily to be

00:42:16.680 Expected from the

00:42:17.460 Name Bill Morris

00:42:18.180 But he texted me

00:42:21.160 This was probably

00:42:22.480 A year ago

00:42:23.180 And it just said

00:42:24.060 Hey

00:42:24.240 It just said

00:42:24.900 Everything is okay

00:42:25.800 And

00:42:28.120 I talked to him

00:42:30.820 A few days later

00:42:31.180 I was like

00:42:31.380 Hey man

00:42:31.580 Why'd you send that

00:42:32.120 What was going on

00:42:32.600 He just said

00:42:33.580 Hey I just

00:42:35.020 I had a feeling

00:42:35.840 Maybe you were

00:42:36.560 In a space

00:42:37.680 Where you didn't know

00:42:38.300 If everything was okay

00:42:39.240 And so I just

00:42:39.840 Wanted you to know

00:42:40.460 It was

00:42:40.940 And so I just

00:42:41.500 That's what I sent

00:42:42.300 And I was like

00:42:43.540 Man it's so funny

00:42:44.520 Because right when I read it

00:42:45.600 I was like

00:42:46.100 All right bro

00:42:49.300 All right

00:42:50.800 Everything is gonna be okay

00:42:52.780 And so I'm telling you that

00:42:55.380 You know

00:42:55.800 If your years been choppy

00:42:57.720 Or if you

00:42:58.280 You know

00:42:59.240 You don't know

00:43:00.260 If you're doing okay

00:43:01.080 Raising your kid

00:43:02.020 Or if you

00:43:02.620 If you don't know

00:43:11.640 If you're loved

00:43:12.400 Or if you don't know

00:43:13.200 If

00:43:13.560 Man

00:43:16.300 I don't know 1.00

00:43:16.720 This shit got me 0.99

00:43:17.300 Feeling some type of way 1.00

00:43:18.340 Now

00:43:18.700 Yeah if you don't know

00:43:21.740 If everything is gonna be okay

00:43:23.040 I'm just

00:43:23.840 I'm sending you this

00:43:27.680 Audio text right now

00:43:29.100 Just saying

00:43:29.660 Hey bro

00:43:30.340 You know

00:43:31.420 Everything

00:43:31.820 Everything is gonna be okay

00:43:33.680 You're doing good

00:43:37.220 You know

00:43:40.080 You're okay

00:43:40.720 As you are 1.00

00:43:41.560 Damn bro 1.00

00:43:44.040 I'm gonna get 0.99

00:43:46.840 I'm gonna hear about this

00:43:49.540 At jujitsu bro

00:43:50.540 But

00:43:51.040 But uh

00:43:52.400 But no

00:43:54.640 For real man

00:43:55.240 You know

00:43:55.800 You're doing good

00:43:57.840 If you don't know

00:43:59.800 If you're a good brother

00:44:00.640 You don't know

00:44:01.100 If you're a good boyfriend

00:44:01.960 You don't know

00:44:02.480 If you're a good husband

00:44:03.420 You don't know

00:44:06.060 If you're a good wife

00:44:06.780 You don't know

00:44:07.160 If you're a good human

00:44:08.160 You don't know

00:44:11.000 If you really

00:44:11.680 Have any relationship

00:44:12.980 With God

00:44:13.620 But you know

00:44:14.100 He's looking for you

00:44:14.840 Any of that

00:44:15.320 Like

00:44:15.640 I'm not here

00:44:18.100 To give you any message

00:44:19.060 I'm just letting you know

00:44:20.180 That you know

00:44:21.040 Wherever you are

00:44:23.160 You're okay

00:44:24.200 You know

00:44:24.840 And that everything

00:44:27.700 Is gonna be fine

00:44:28.640 And I don't even know

00:44:34.000 Why I'm saying that

00:44:34.600 Right now

00:44:34.880 But I feel

00:44:35.920 Some type of way

00:44:37.020 Bro

00:44:37.180 And I feel really

00:44:37.960 Compelled

00:44:38.580 To say that

00:44:40.340 So

00:44:41.540 Praise God

00:44:42.960 Man

00:44:43.320 But thank you

00:44:44.700 Melissa

00:44:45.080 Yeah

00:44:48.060 I

00:44:49.360 I

00:44:49.920 I

00:44:53.720 I think my whole life

00:44:54.480 I've just

00:44:54.880 Had to try to be

00:44:56.400 Something

00:44:57.120 Because I never knew

00:44:58.700 What I was

00:44:59.520 And I

00:45:03.660 You know

00:45:04.040 And

00:45:04.440 And

00:45:05.400 There

00:45:06.940 And

00:45:07.240 And I used to feel

00:45:08.060 Sad about that sometimes

00:45:08.960 But now

00:45:09.480 It's like

00:45:09.820 Look

00:45:09.980 That's

00:45:10.400 That's how you get

00:45:12.200 Different things

00:45:13.360 That's how you get art

00:45:14.520 That's how you get

00:45:15.620 Things

00:45:17.740 Perspectives

00:45:20.000 But

00:45:24.580 Thank you for those

00:45:25.280 Warm wishes

00:45:25.740 Melissa

00:45:26.040 That's really sweet of you

00:45:27.120 Let's hear what else

00:45:29.300 We got here

00:45:30.020 We got a couple of other

00:45:32.240 Honestly

00:45:33.280 Some of these are just

00:45:33.940 Nice messages

00:45:34.680 That came in

00:45:35.520 And so I'm gonna play

00:45:36.380 Some of them

00:45:36.920 And then we got

00:45:37.640 Santa's gonna be in here

00:45:38.920 In about 10 minutes

00:45:39.920 Bro

00:45:40.240 Freaking Santa

00:45:42.100 Can you believe it

00:45:45.880 Hi

00:45:47.840 Fear

00:45:48.460 My name's Renee

00:45:49.800 I'm from Brisbane

00:45:50.700 Australia

00:45:51.400 Hello Renee

00:45:52.760 And thank you for calling

00:45:54.220 You from Brisbane

00:45:55.000 And God

00:45:56.520 I love Australia

00:45:57.360 Man

00:45:57.900 Sorry

00:46:03.740 I was just imagining

00:46:04.520 Me just 0.98

00:46:05.020 Really fucking 1.00

00:46:06.260 Australia bro 1.00

00:46:07.080 Because I just

00:46:07.880 Love it

00:46:08.280 Onward

00:46:08.640 I was just calling

00:46:10.500 To say

00:46:11.140 In your last episode

00:46:12.620 You

00:46:13.100 Gave away that

00:46:14.640 PS5

00:46:15.500 And it prompted you

00:46:17.180 To

00:46:17.740 Give to

00:46:19.140 Some other single moms 1.00

00:46:20.740 Like the gift card

00:46:22.120 And

00:46:22.460 The Xbox

00:46:23.840 Maybe

00:46:24.520 Yeah

00:46:26.520 And we did

00:46:26.820 We followed up

00:46:27.440 With those moms 1.00

00:46:27.960 And carried through

00:46:28.520 With those things

00:46:29.360 And I know

00:46:30.860 You're not taking me

00:46:31.460 To task

00:46:31.840 I just wanted

00:46:32.260 Listeners to know

00:46:33.100 And you know what

00:46:35.600 I'm gonna hit up

00:46:36.360 A few more

00:46:36.760 Some other people

00:46:37.520 Some other people

00:46:38.520 Did submit

00:46:39.300 I'm gonna hit up

00:46:40.540 A few more tomorrow

00:46:41.440 And just see

00:46:42.780 What else we can do

00:46:44.260 You know

00:46:46.820 And I wish

00:46:47.720 I wish I had known

00:46:48.720 How much outreach

00:46:49.540 There was gonna be

00:46:50.060 In offers for help

00:46:50.940 Because I would have

00:46:51.700 Planned ahead

00:46:52.820 And had somebody

00:46:53.480 You know on staff

00:46:54.780 To help more

00:46:55.320 And maybe Nick

00:46:55.840 Can help out

00:46:56.480 And we can get

00:46:57.760 Sean to help out here

00:46:58.800 Onward

00:47:00.480 I'm sorry to interrupt you

00:47:01.520 Renee

00:47:01.740 And

00:47:03.720 I just wanted to

00:47:05.040 Let you know

00:47:05.520 It's really

00:47:06.360 Inspired me

00:47:07.880 To

00:47:08.400 Put in a bit more

00:47:10.100 After this Christmas

00:47:11.000 Help a few more

00:47:12.280 People out

00:47:12.900 Like

00:47:13.260 I think we all

00:47:14.680 Sometimes get stuck

00:47:15.700 In our own bubble

00:47:16.440 And we just want

00:47:17.180 To help ourselves

00:47:18.060 But yeah

00:47:20.320 You've

00:47:21.080 Made me

00:47:22.420 Realize

00:47:23.800 There's more

00:47:25.720 Out there

00:47:26.280 And

00:47:26.860 It's

00:47:28.320 Been great

00:47:29.440 It's

00:47:30.020 Yeah

00:47:31.320 Seeing people

00:47:33.680 Smile

00:47:34.320 Makes me smile

00:47:36.000 You know

00:47:36.580 I do know

00:47:39.860 You know

00:47:43.580 I really can relate

00:47:45.200 To that

00:47:45.520 It's so funny

00:47:46.280 So often

00:47:48.900 Like

00:47:49.220 I just

00:47:49.880 Never

00:47:50.280 I've never

00:47:50.940 Been a big

00:47:51.980 You know

00:47:55.300 I've always

00:47:55.680 Been envious

00:47:56.480 When I'm

00:47:57.040 Doing

00:47:57.460 Stand up

00:47:58.720 Which seems

00:47:59.860 Like

00:48:00.140 Doesn't even

00:48:00.800 Exist anymore

00:48:01.420 But

00:48:01.740 I've always

00:48:03.620 Been envious

00:48:04.120 Of the

00:48:04.860 Crowd

00:48:05.300 I've always

00:48:08.900 Been envious

00:48:09.380 I just

00:48:09.720 You know

00:48:10.020 I want to

00:48:10.340 Sit there

00:48:10.920 And I

00:48:11.160 Want to

00:48:11.500 Man

00:48:12.140 They're

00:48:12.340 Having

00:48:12.580 Fun

00:48:13.180 They're

00:48:14.380 Laughing

00:48:14.980 You know

00:48:19.160 I just

00:48:19.620 Always

00:48:20.140 I think

00:48:20.720 I think

00:48:21.180 What I

00:48:21.480 Wanted to

00:48:22.080 Be the

00:48:22.460 Most

00:48:22.740 I

00:48:22.940 Wanted to

00:48:23.460 Be

00:48:23.640 That

00:48:23.980 Person

00:48:24.380 In

00:48:24.520 The

00:48:24.620 Crowd

00:48:24.960 But

00:48:26.040 I

00:48:26.240 Just

00:48:26.520 Have

00:48:26.700 Never

00:48:26.960 Been

00:48:27.200 Really

00:48:27.440 Good

00:48:27.780 I've

00:48:28.080 Just

00:48:28.240 Never

00:48:28.600 Been

00:48:28.840 Good

00:48:29.140 At

00:48:29.300 Having

00:48:29.580 That

00:48:29.840 Much

00:48:30.100 Joy

00:48:30.480 I'm

00:48:34.840 Always

00:48:35.120 So

00:48:35.360 Concerned

00:48:35.960 I'm

00:48:36.080 Always

00:48:36.360 Scared

00:48:37.020 You know

00:48:39.700 My

00:48:39.860 Best

00:48:40.100 Friend

00:48:40.340 Growing

00:48:40.740 Up

00:48:40.940 This

00:48:41.100 Fellow

00:48:41.280 Will

00:48:41.580 Teague

00:48:42.020 Man

00:48:42.300 And

00:48:42.420 He's

00:48:42.580 You know

00:48:45.040 If they

00:48:45.320 Ever

00:48:45.580 If they

00:48:47.280 Ever

00:48:47.420 Make a

00:48:47.720 Space

00:48:47.960 Shuttle

00:48:48.160 That's

00:48:48.360 Taking

00:48:48.520 People

00:48:48.760 Directly

00:48:49.160 To

00:48:49.320 Heaven

00:48:49.540 And

00:48:49.660 They

00:48:49.760 Put

00:48:49.900 Two

00:48:50.120 People

00:48:50.420 In

00:48:50.580 And

00:48:50.660 He

00:48:50.780 Should 0.99

00:48:50.920 Damn 0.99

00:48:51.140 Be 1.00

00:48:51.260 One

00:48:51.520 Of

00:48:51.620 Them

00:48:51.720 But

00:48:51.900 You know

00:48:56.020 I grew

00:48:56.900 Up

00:48:57.040 Always

00:48:57.320 At

00:48:57.420 His

00:48:57.540 House

00:48:57.760 And

00:48:57.940 I

00:48:58.460 Got

00:48:58.600 To

00:48:58.740 See

00:48:58.880 His

00:48:59.020 Mother

00:48:59.200 Years

00:48:59.480 Later

00:48:59.740 And

00:48:59.880 She

00:48:59.960 Said

00:49:00.120 You

00:49:00.240 Were

00:49:00.380 Always

00:49:00.620 Such

00:49:00.840 A

00:49:01.020 Scared

00:49:01.560 Kid

00:49:02.060 And

00:49:02.380 I

00:49:02.520 Said

00:49:02.740 Dang 0.87

00:49:03.260 Man

00:49:04.200 Was

00:49:04.460 I

00:49:04.720 But

00:49:08.640 Anyway

00:49:08.960 Going back

00:49:10.460 To what

00:49:10.660 You said

00:49:11.040 There

00:49:11.280 Renee

00:49:11.520 Yeah

00:49:12.020 I

00:49:12.280 I

00:49:12.300 I

00:49:12.320 I

00:49:12.340 Always

00:49:12.660 I

00:49:13.240 I've

00:49:13.360 Always

00:49:13.540 Admired

00:49:13.920 The

00:49:14.060 People

00:49:14.240 In

00:49:14.380 The

00:49:14.480 Crowd

00:49:14.680 That

00:49:14.800 Were

00:49:14.900 Having

00:49:15.040 A

00:49:15.160 Good

00:49:15.260 Time

00:49:15.520 I

00:49:15.680 Always

00:49:15.840 Wanted

00:49:16.040 To

00:49:16.160 Be

00:49:16.380 Them

00:49:16.820 But

00:49:18.320 The

00:49:18.460 Only

00:49:18.600 Way

00:49:18.740 I

00:49:18.860 Could

00:49:19.020 Get

00:49:19.260 To

00:49:19.400 Even

00:49:19.680 Close

00:49:20.820 Was

00:49:21.060 To be

00:49:21.420 The

00:49:21.600 Person

00:49:21.940 Saying

00:49:23.120 Stuff

00:49:23.560 To

00:49:23.760 Get

00:49:24.020 People

00:49:24.340 To

00:49:24.540 Laugh

00:49:25.000 You

00:49:28.300 Know

00:49:28.480 It

00:49:28.640 Was

00:49:28.760 Like

00:49:28.920 The

00:49:29.060 Closest

00:49:29.620 I

00:49:29.800 Could

00:49:29.980 Get

00:49:30.280 Was

00:49:30.560 Man

00:49:30.820 Maybe

00:49:31.040 If

00:49:31.220 I

00:49:31.340 Create

00:49:31.700 Enough

00:49:32.040 Of

00:49:32.200 That

00:49:32.400 I'll

00:49:32.660 Become

00:49:33.300 It

00:49:33.640 And

00:49:37.140 There's

00:49:37.320 Probably

00:49:37.540 More

00:49:37.820 In

00:49:37.960 There

00:49:38.120 But

00:49:38.540 Look

00:49:38.720 That

00:49:38.880 All

00:49:39.020 Started

00:49:39.300 With

00:49:39.500 Kenny

00:49:39.760 From

00:49:39.980 Portland

00:49:40.420 So

00:49:41.940 You

00:49:42.100 Pin

00:49:42.320 The

00:49:42.520 Tail

00:49:42.720 On

00:49:42.820 The

00:49:42.940 Wrong

00:49:43.260 Donkey

00:49:43.840 Hey

00:49:46.600 Theo

00:49:46.980 This

00:49:47.280 Is 0.88

00:49:47.460 Kenny

00:49:47.760 Calling

00:49:48.100 From

00:49:48.420 Portland

00:49:48.860 I

00:49:50.080 Had

00:49:50.300 An

00:49:50.460 Idea

00:49:50.800 Here

00:49:51.160 I

00:49:51.380 Have

00:49:51.680 A

00:49:51.900 PlayStation

00:49:52.280 Five

00:49:52.900 That

00:49:53.100 I

00:49:53.220 Got

00:49:53.400 From

00:49:53.620 My

00:49:53.820 Work

00:49:54.180 I'm

00:49:55.120 Not

00:49:55.320 Really

00:49:55.580 A

00:49:55.760 Big

00:49:55.940 Gamer

00:49:56.400 Right

00:49:57.560 There

00:49:57.880 But

00:49:59.600 I

00:49:59.720 Can

00:49:59.860 Relate

00:50:00.120 To

00:50:00.220 You

00:50:00.320 Renee

00:50:00.500 When

00:50:00.680 You

00:50:00.800 Say

00:50:00.980 You

00:50:01.160 Know

00:50:01.280 I

00:50:01.600 Feel

00:50:02.720 So

00:50:02.940 Sad

00:50:03.220 A

00:50:03.440 Couple 0.60

00:50:03.620 Of

00:50:03.760 Months

00:50:03.960 Ago

00:50:04.160 This

00:50:04.600 Company

00:50:04.940 Sent

00:50:05.200 Me

00:50:05.300 A

00:50:05.420 Sweatshirt

00:50:05.980 Same

00:50:06.600 Company

00:50:06.920 That

00:50:07.100 Sent

00:50:07.240 Me

00:50:07.340 This

00:50:07.520 Sweatshirt

00:50:07.940 Feet

00:50:08.360 It's

00:50:08.540 Called

00:50:08.800 And

00:50:08.940 They

00:50:09.040 Got

00:50:09.160 Nice

00:50:09.380 Sweatshirts

00:50:09.820 And

00:50:10.020 They're

00:50:10.860 Pricey

00:50:11.240 Though

00:50:11.420 It's

00:50:12.340 A

00:50:12.460 Pricey

00:50:12.880 Piece

00:50:13.120 I

00:50:13.300 Mean

00:50:13.620 It's

00:50:13.900 Cheaper

00:50:14.160 To

00:50:14.280 Probably

00:50:14.460 Buy

00:50:14.700 A

00:50:14.840 Lamb

00:50:15.340 And

00:50:15.500 Hang 0.91

00:50:15.700 It

00:50:15.780 Off

00:50:15.900 Your

00:50:16.040 Arms

00:50:16.360 Or

00:50:17.560 Carry

00:50:17.840 Around

00:50:18.120 Your

00:50:18.260 Neck

00:50:18.760 Or

00:50:18.940 Get

00:50:20.180 A

00:50:20.320 Thick

00:50:20.900 Sheep

00:50:21.220 And

00:50:21.360 Carry

00:50:21.560 That

00:50:21.760 On

00:50:22.220 You

00:50:22.340 But

00:50:23.240 They

00:50:26.380 Sent

00:50:26.620 Me

00:50:26.740 Some

00:50:26.900 Sweatshirts

00:50:27.200 And

00:50:27.360 One

00:50:27.560 Of

00:50:27.660 Them

00:50:27.760 I

00:50:27.880 Knew

00:50:28.120 It

00:50:28.240 Wasn't

00:50:28.440 My

00:50:28.640 Style

00:50:29.020 And

00:50:29.640 I

00:50:29.780 Knew

00:50:29.960 I

00:50:30.160 Didn't

00:50:30.500 Want

00:50:30.660 To

00:50:30.760 Wear

00:50:30.960 It

00:50:31.160 And

00:50:32.340 I

00:50:32.440 Thought

00:50:32.680 Maybe

00:50:33.000 I

00:50:33.180 You

00:50:33.360 Know

00:50:33.480 Who

00:50:34.020 Would

00:50:34.160 Look

00:50:34.520 Good

00:50:34.660 In

00:50:34.780 This

00:50:34.920 I

00:50:35.040 Thought

00:50:35.280 Was

00:50:35.780 There's

00:50:36.640 A

00:50:36.780 Woman 0.99

00:50:36.980 Who

00:50:37.200 Cleans

00:50:37.600 My

00:50:37.740 Apartment

00:50:38.140 She

00:50:38.640 Comes

00:50:38.840 Once

00:50:39.040 A

00:50:39.160 Week

00:50:39.380 And

00:50:39.780 That's

00:50:40.000 Okay

00:50:40.320 And

00:50:40.860 She's

00:50:41.120 Awesome

00:50:41.440 She's

00:50:42.040 Honestly

00:50:42.320 So

00:50:42.640 Awesome

00:50:42.940 And

00:50:43.920 I

00:50:44.040 Look

00:50:44.180 Forward

00:50:44.500 To

00:50:44.660 Her

00:50:44.780 Coming

00:50:45.020 She

00:50:45.220 Speaks

00:50:45.500 Spanish

00:50:45.860 I

00:50:46.040 Get

00:50:46.160 To

00:50:46.300 Practice

00:50:46.560 Spanish

00:50:47.020 With

00:50:47.220 Her

00:50:47.460 And

00:50:48.520 She

00:50:48.720 Brings

00:50:48.960 Her

00:50:49.100 Kids

00:50:49.340 Sometimes

00:50:49.860 And

00:50:50.060 They're

00:50:50.180 Beautiful

00:50:50.460 Kids

00:50:50.920 And

00:50:51.020 They're

00:50:51.140 Funny

00:50:51.500 And

00:50:51.920 It's

00:50:52.900 Like

00:50:53.040 This

00:50:53.200 Little

00:50:53.460 Connection

00:50:53.960 I

00:50:54.120 Have

00:50:54.400 To

00:50:54.580 Like

00:50:54.880 They're

00:50:55.880 From

00:50:56.000 Central

00:50:56.320 America

00:50:56.680 It's

00:50:56.840 Like

00:50:56.940 This

00:50:57.080 Little

00:50:57.280 Connection

00:50:57.720 I

00:50:57.840 Have

00:50:58.020 Like

00:50:58.180 To

00:50:58.300 My

00:50:58.480 Father

00:50:58.820 Sometimes

00:50:59.380 And

00:50:59.640 And

00:51:02.800 I

00:51:02.920 Knew

00:51:03.420 Immediately

00:51:04.300 I

00:51:04.560 Knew

00:51:04.700 Man

00:51:04.900 I

00:51:05.040 Should

00:51:05.180 Just

00:51:05.320 Give

00:51:05.460 That

00:51:05.600 To

00:51:05.700 I'm

00:51:05.860 Never

00:51:06.040 Going

00:51:06.200 To

00:51:06.240 Where

00:51:06.340 I

00:51:06.460 Should

00:51:06.540 Just

00:51:06.660 Give

00:51:06.780 And

00:51:07.000 I

00:51:07.120 Didn't

00:51:07.460 You

00:51:10.020 Know

00:51:10.200 And

00:51:10.880 That's

00:51:11.060 Fine

00:51:11.300 It's

00:51:11.480 Okay

00:51:11.700 I'm

00:51:11.880 Not

00:51:12.020 Crying

00:51:12.380 About

00:51:12.540 Whatever

00:51:12.920 But

00:51:13.280 It's

00:51:13.440 Like

00:51:13.660 I

00:51:14.760 Just

00:51:15.220 I

00:51:15.400 Want

00:51:15.660 To

00:51:15.760 Get

00:51:15.900 To

00:51:16.020 The

00:51:16.140 Place

00:51:16.400 In

00:51:16.520 My

00:51:16.640 Life

00:51:16.840 Where

00:51:16.980 I

00:51:17.100 Trust

00:51:17.540 Every

00:51:17.900 Little

00:51:18.180 Instinct

00:51:18.680 That

00:51:18.900 Says 0.93

00:51:19.200 Give

00:51:19.560 This

00:51:19.900 Give

00:51:20.240 This

00:51:20.520 Do

00:51:20.820 This

00:51:21.160 Give

00:51:21.740 This

00:51:22.200 I

00:51:23.920 Want

00:51:24.080 To

00:51:24.160 Be

00:51:24.260 That

00:51:25.780 Whatever

00:51:29.440 That

00:51:29.820 Is 0.88

00:51:30.260 You

00:51:34.820 Know

00:51:34.980 Whatever

00:51:35.360 That

00:51:35.640 Is 0.88

00:51:35.780 I

00:51:35.920 Just

00:51:36.100 That's

00:51:36.660 What

00:51:36.760 I

00:51:36.860 Want

00:51:37.020 To

00:51:37.120 Be

00:51:37.540 Man

00:51:37.900 But

00:51:42.140 Thank

00:51:42.420 You

00:51:42.540 Man

00:51:42.700 I

00:51:42.900 Look

00:51:43.120 All

00:51:43.540 Of

00:51:43.640 Us

00:51:43.740 Have

00:51:43.840 Been

00:51:43.940 Affected

00:51:44.340 By

00:51:44.480 Kenny's

00:51:44.820 Generosity

00:51:45.440 And

00:51:46.960 That's

00:51:47.280 Pretty

00:51:47.520 Dope

00:51:47.920 Insurance

00:51:49.180 Can

00:51:49.460 Be

00:51:49.600 Complicated

00:51:50.260 And

00:51:50.560 That's

00:51:50.860 Why

00:51:51.100 The

00:51:51.500 Zebra

00:51:51.960 Was

00:51:52.460 Created

00:51:53.080 When

00:51:54.020 You

00:51:54.200 Use

00:51:54.680 The

00:51:55.100 Zebra

00:51:55.460 Dot

00:51:55.700 Com

00:51:56.100 Insurance

00:51:56.640 Finally

00:51:57.120 Feels

00:51:57.560 Like

00:51:57.780 It's

00:51:57.960 In

00:51:58.080 Black 0.64

00:51:58.360 And

00:51:58.520 White

00:51:58.800 No

00:51:59.500 More

00:51:59.680 Confusion

00:52:00.260 Just

00:52:00.540 Honest

00:52:01.020 Rates

00:52:01.440 From

00:52:01.900 Real

00:52:02.280 Companies

00:52:03.000 That's

00:52:03.360 Right

00:52:03.620 The

00:52:04.740 Zebra

00:52:05.120 Is 0.88

00:52:05.640 The

00:52:05.760 Nation's

00:52:06.160 Leading

00:52:06.640 Insurance

00:52:07.260 Comparison

00:52:07.960 Site

00:52:08.360 For

00:52:08.980 Car

00:52:09.260 And

00:52:09.360 Home

00:52:09.520 Insurance

00:52:09.980 You

00:52:10.820 Know

00:52:10.920 It's

00:52:11.100 Tricky

00:52:11.360 When

00:52:11.520 You

00:52:11.600 Go

00:52:11.720 To

00:52:11.840 Get

00:52:12.000 Insurance

00:52:12.400 You

00:52:12.560 Don't

00:52:12.680 Know

00:52:12.760 What

00:52:12.880 The 0.97

00:52:13.000 Hell

00:52:13.160 Is 0.88

00:52:19.180 And

00:52:20.080 That's

00:52:20.300 What

00:52:20.400 The

00:52:20.520 Zebra

00:52:20.780 Does

00:52:21.100 Zebra

00:52:21.740 Dot

00:52:23.600 Com

00:52:24.060 Answers

00:52:24.520 A

00:52:24.700 Few

00:52:24.840 Questions

00:52:25.220 To

00:52:25.460 Compare

00:52:25.780 Accurate

00:52:26.460 Insurance

00:52:27.080 Quotes

00:52:27.500 For

00:52:27.740 Free

00:52:28.000 It's

00:52:28.260 The

00:52:28.440 Easiest

00:52:28.880 Place

00:52:29.160 To

00:52:29.320 Do

00:52:29.480 It

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00:58:14.600 Anyways

00:58:16.860 I

00:58:17.180 Hope

00:58:17.460 You

00:58:17.660 Have

00:58:17.820 A

00:58:17.920 Good

00:58:18.060 Christmas

00:58:18.440 Out

00:58:18.760 There

00:58:19.040 In

00:58:19.260 Nashville

00:58:20.320 Tennessee

00:58:21.140 Thanks

00:58:24.040 Brother

00:58:24.320 Amen

00:58:24.640 Man

00:58:25.180 I

00:58:25.720 Appreciate

00:58:26.040 It

00:58:26.280 And

00:58:26.340 Thanks

00:58:26.500 For

00:58:26.600 The

00:58:26.720 Call

00:58:27.060 And

00:58:27.300 You

00:58:28.920 Know

00:58:29.220 I

00:58:32.640 Remember

00:58:33.020 Somebody

00:58:33.340 Told

00:58:33.600 Us

00:58:33.760 Santa

00:58:34.000 Died

00:58:34.440 When

00:58:34.580 I

00:58:34.700 Was

00:58:34.840 Young

00:58:35.080 And

00:58:36.060 God

00:58:36.660 God

00:58:39.520 It

00:58:39.640 Was

00:58:39.800 Hell

00:58:40.040 Man

00:58:40.300 And

00:58:42.020 I

00:58:42.200 Remember

00:58:42.460 Our

00:58:42.660 Neighbors

00:58:43.000 Even

00:58:43.200 At

00:58:43.360 One

00:58:43.500 Point

00:58:43.720 Tried

00:58:43.940 To

00:58:44.060 Do

00:58:44.240 A

00:58:44.400 Thing

00:58:44.560 Where

00:58:44.700 They

00:58:44.840 Buried

00:58:45.320 A

00:58:45.480 Fake

00:58:45.740 Santa

00:58:46.140 Like

00:58:46.380 They

00:58:46.640 Did

00:58:48.020 A 0.91

00:58:48.160 Damn 0.99

00:58:48.340 Fake 1.00

00:58:48.640 Funeral

00:58:49.120 And

00:58:50.260 Had

00:58:50.440 A

00:58:50.560 Little

00:58:50.660 Bit

00:58:50.820 Of

00:58:50.920 Like

00:58:51.100 A

00:58:51.240 Santa

00:58:51.540 A

00:58:51.760 Little

00:58:52.000 You

00:58:52.880 Know

00:58:52.980 Like

00:58:53.160 A

00:58:53.320 Fat

00:58:53.620 Sleeve

00:58:54.140 Hanging

00:58:54.400 Out

00:58:54.600 That 1.00

00:58:54.800 Bitch 1.00

00:58:55.120 Or 1.00

00:58:55.260 Whatever

00:58:55.540 Half

00:58:56.680 Half

00:58:56.700 A

00:58:56.880 GIF

00:58:57.140 Quarter

00:58:57.760 Of

00:58:57.980 A

00:58:58.140 Teddy

00:59:00.120 Ruxpin

00:59:00.720 Or

00:59:04.640 One

00:59:05.300 You

00:59:05.560 Know

00:59:05.720 They

00:59:06.280 Have

00:59:06.420 You

00:59:06.720 Know

00:59:06.940 Some 0.99

00:59:08.720 Damn 1.00

00:59:08.980 Voltron 1.00

00:59:09.640 Or

00:59:09.800 Something

00:59:09.980 Hanging

00:59:10.240 Out

00:59:10.400 That 1.00

00:59:10.580 Bitch 1.00

00:59:10.900 And 1.00

00:59:11.020 They

00:59:11.160 Say

00:59:11.300 Santa

00:59:11.620 Is 0.88

00:59:11.740 Dead 0.92

00:59:12.040 You

00:59:12.200 Know

00:59:12.340 Or

00:59:12.520 Something

00:59:12.820 So

00:59:14.780 Yeah

00:59:15.100 There

00:59:15.300 Was

00:59:15.420 A

00:59:15.560 Lot

00:59:15.700 Of

00:59:15.820 Stage

00:59:16.440 Things

00:59:17.040 Going

00:59:17.340 On

00:59:17.660 People

00:59:17.960 Trying

00:59:18.200 To

00:59:18.300 Save

00:59:18.500 Money

00:59:18.800 Parents

00:59:19.320 You

00:59:20.680 Know

00:59:20.780 Somebody

00:59:21.160 A

00:59:21.760 Parent

00:59:22.060 Would

00:59:22.260 Spend

00:59:22.520 All

00:59:22.740 The

00:59:22.860 Money

00:59:23.040 On

00:59:23.280 Dope

00:59:23.620 And

00:59:24.860 Then

00:59:25.000 They

00:59:25.160 Do

00:59:25.460 A

00:59:25.620 Fake

00:59:25.860 Fire

00:59:26.240 And

00:59:26.380 Throw

00:59:26.500 Half

00:59:26.820 A

00:59:26.940 Santa

00:59:27.180 Suit

00:59:27.500 In

00:59:27.660 It

00:59:28.320 Say

00:59:28.640 How 0.98

00:59:28.780 Damn 0.99

00:59:29.040 Santa 1.00

00:59:29.400 Fucking 1.00

00:59:29.760 You 1.00

00:59:30.760 Know

00:59:30.880 Cooked

00:59:31.280 Himself

00:59:31.600 Off

00:59:31.940 Doing

00:59:32.280 You

00:59:33.940 Know

00:59:34.080 Doing

00:59:34.340 Dope

00:59:34.640 Or

00:59:34.780 Whatever

00:59:35.060 But

00:59:38.160 What

00:59:40.160 Are we

00:59:40.220 Talking

00:59:40.380 About

00:59:40.560 Man

00:59:40.860 Oh

00:59:41.400 Yeah

00:59:42.480 It's

00:59:42.620 Hard

00:59:42.740 To

00:59:42.860 Tell

00:59:43.020 Them

00:59:43.160 I

00:59:43.540 Think

00:59:43.660 It's

00:59:43.800 Hard

00:59:43.900 To

00:59:43.980 Tell

00:59:44.080 The

00:59:44.180 Kids

00:59:44.260 I

00:59:44.360 Don't

00:59:44.420 Have

00:59:44.600 Any

00:59:44.720 Kids

00:59:45.000 You

00:59:45.140 Know

00:59:45.220 I

00:59:45.540 Need

00:59:45.720 To

00:59:45.800 Have

00:59:45.880 A 0.99

00:59:45.960 Damn 1.00

00:59:46.140 Kid 1.00

00:59:46.420 Soon

00:59:46.640 But

00:59:46.820 What

00:59:47.380 I

00:59:47.500 Am

00:59:53.620 I

00:59:55.680 Think

00:59:55.940 A

00:59:56.100 Way

00:59:56.260 To

00:59:56.420 Tell

00:59:56.700 Them

00:59:56.880 Is 0.88

00:59:57.500 Say

01:00:00.020 Look

01:00:00.240 Santa's

01:00:00.640 Alive

01:00:01.040 As

01:00:01.180 Long

01:00:01.320 As

01:00:01.440 Long

01:00:01.600 As

01:00:01.700 You

01:00:03.520 Want him

01:00:03.840 To be

01:00:05.000 Alive

01:00:06.480 And the second you quit believing in him he doesn't exist anymore

01:00:09.500 because that because then I feel like you might be setting them up for a good metaphor in the in their growing lives

01:00:17.480 Now whatever you put your faith in whatever you really practice and you put your energy into it could be meditation it could be loving your spouse it could be you know aiming to be a better parent it could be um learning art it could be stand-up comedy it could be anything

01:00:42.100 If you keep believing in it then it has a life

01:00:47.200 If you keep practicing it then it has an existence

01:00:55.580 Things aren't just alive out there

01:01:02.460 We have to make them happen

01:01:07.440 Whether they be dreams

01:01:10.520 Whether they be visions whether they be businesses whether they be love

01:01:15.100 Whether they be

01:01:17.580 Self worth whether they be anything

01:01:25.680 You know whatever you focus on grows baby and

01:01:29.980 And I'm not preaching at you I'm not I mean it's some of this stuff I'm just you know

01:01:34.680 It's the stuff we kind of always talk about in here and I don't even know why we do sometimes but that's okay and

01:01:40.800 And this is our world

01:01:42.860 And uh

01:01:45.280 But look I I applaud you for being there in that moment and staying in the moment

01:01:50.900 Some dads would throw a beer at the kid 0.53

01:01:53.180 You know or go piss and never come back say I'm gonna tell you when I go I'm gonna go piss 0.94

01:01:57.240 I'm gonna tell you when I get back 0.99

01:01:58.440 You know

01:01:59.860 But you being honest you being honest dad

01:02:06.540 But yeah the second that you whatever it is in the world if you keep the magic alive the magic stays alive

01:02:13.820 So

01:02:16.760 We can take that out into the world man look

01:02:20.560 There's some other great calls that came in and I want to get to some of them

01:02:24.440 Um, but santa claus is coming to town

01:02:27.900 And uh

01:02:30.200 You know i'm excited man

01:02:33.360 I'm excited they did that in my small town

01:02:37.000 Somebody went out of their way to do something special to make me feel as a kid for

01:02:40.640 Probably extra years that santa was real and who knows

01:02:43.580 What hearing that sleigh go by in this in the sky made me do or made me feel or made me believe who knows

01:02:50.800 Who knows the residual effect

01:02:53.920 Of taking a little bit of time out

01:02:56.620 And making somebody feel good or

01:03:00.000 Doing something extra

01:03:01.720 Who knows baby

01:03:07.540 You better watch out

01:03:11.920 You better not cry

01:03:13.580 You better watch out

01:03:15.640 I'm telling you now

01:03:17.340 Santa Claus is coming

01:03:20.400 To time

01:03:22.520 He sees you when you're sleepy

01:03:28.720 He knows when you're out late

01:03:32.160 He knows if you've been bad or good

01:03:36.780 So you better give him a break

01:03:39.800 Oh

01:03:40.620 Jingle bells

01:03:42.720 Jingle bells

01:03:44.480 Jingle all the way

01:03:47.140 Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse office

01:03:53.340 Like shoddy work work work 0.96

01:03:56.420 Damn sorry that song just 0.97

01:03:59.080 Obviously took a detour into atlanta 0.97

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01:04:51.380 Today's guest

01:04:52.480 Needs no introduction

01:04:54.220 And you know

01:04:57.660 I don't even know how we get introduced to this man in our lives

01:05:00.560 But we're so very grateful that he exists

01:05:04.240 And he's here today with us

01:05:07.020 This is the man himself

01:05:09.120 The stepson of Father Time

01:05:10.860 Mr. K Kringle

01:05:13.740 They call him up in the hood baby

01:05:15.160 Chris Kringle

01:05:16.220 Santa Claus

01:05:18.160 Shine that light on me

01:05:22.080 I'll sit and tell you my stories

01:05:28.140 Shine on me

01:05:32.840 And I will find a song

01:05:37.080 I'll be singing just before

01:05:40.100 Yeah, because I'm just like

01:05:43.460 Do you even get cell service

01:05:45.260 Like if you're in the sky?

01:05:48.080 Uh, I do

01:05:49.780 My sleigh and reindeer

01:05:52.500 Are all fully equipped

01:05:53.920 With all the latest technology

01:05:55.700 Really?

01:05:56.420 You guys got like the technology package

01:05:57.860 Oh, absolutely

01:05:58.720 We were retrofitted about

01:06:01.040 Four years ago

01:06:02.540 Wow, that's wild

01:06:04.460 Um, has there been like

01:06:06.760 Um, like this year

01:06:08.700 Has it been a lot scarier for kids

01:06:10.360 To like request gifts?

01:06:11.680 Has there been like a lot less interaction?

01:06:13.480 Like what's that been like for you?

01:06:14.880 Like interacting with the kids?

01:06:16.180 Well, for me

01:06:17.060 Where I'm at four days a week

01:06:19.260 It's the same business as usual

01:06:21.640 However, there are some parents

01:06:23.360 That want their children

01:06:24.960 To still socially distance

01:06:26.580 So we put them on the bench seat

01:06:28.320 That I normally would sit on

01:06:29.680 And then behind it

01:06:31.500 We have a little fireplace

01:06:32.660 And a Christmas tree

01:06:33.860 And I hide behind the Christmas tree

01:06:36.060 And then I peek out

01:06:36.920 And I do a shh

01:06:38.360 Or a surprise face look

01:06:40.740 Type of thing

01:06:41.580 I love that

01:06:42.660 And so that works out fine

01:06:43.680 And some of them

01:06:44.580 They'll do the first picture

01:06:46.500 While they're sitting on my lap

01:06:47.920 With their mask on

01:06:49.040 And then they'll take the mask off

01:06:50.340 After that

01:06:50.820 That way they want to

01:06:52.240 Uh, I guess

01:06:53.860 Chronologically

01:06:54.720 Capture the 2020 moment

01:06:57.500 Yeah

01:06:57.780 You know

01:06:58.040 Are some kids more special

01:07:00.320 Than others, Santa

01:07:01.260 Do you think?

01:07:02.880 Well, they're special needs children

01:07:04.920 Yeah

01:07:05.520 And they come and see me

01:07:06.520 All the time too

01:07:07.360 And they're the

01:07:08.160 They're very, very loving children

01:07:10.140 Like year-round, you mean?

01:07:10.300 Pardon me?

01:07:10.720 You mean like year-round?

01:07:12.140 Year-round, see

01:07:13.200 Because I am Santa

01:07:14.780 Mm-hmm

01:07:15.260 And I am naturally fat

01:07:17.920 And I have white hair

01:07:18.920 And a white beard

01:07:19.780 Uh, children come up to me

01:07:21.780 All the time

01:07:22.400 During the year

01:07:23.160 Well, if I'm out

01:07:24.080 Grocery shopping

01:07:25.100 Or we're out at a restaurant

01:07:26.800 Or someplace

01:07:27.480 Sometimes even when I'm

01:07:28.920 At a gas station

01:07:29.860 Yeah

01:07:30.460 Filling up the vehicles

01:07:31.720 Uh

01:07:32.260 Oh yeah

01:07:32.700 If I've been sniffing gas

01:07:34.180 I'll accuse somebody

01:07:35.140 Of being Santa

01:07:35.860 That's for sure

01:07:36.660 So I always, uh

01:07:38.600 Have little coins

01:07:40.100 Or trinkets

01:07:40.720 Or things of that sort

01:07:41.660 I'll spend a moment or two

01:07:42.840 Talking with them

01:07:43.540 And then I'll give them something

01:07:44.720 Um

01:07:45.900 How did the spirit of Christmas

01:07:47.380 Kind of start

01:07:48.020 Like in your heart

01:07:48.740 And stuff like that?

01:07:49.760 Yeah

01:07:49.940 I've always loved children

01:07:51.380 Okay

01:07:52.000 And that's the main reason

01:07:53.980 That I do this

01:07:55.020 Is to

01:07:55.580 Uh

01:07:56.520 So the children

01:07:57.600 Will have the best experience

01:07:58.920 With Santa's possible

01:07:59.940 Each year

01:08:00.480 One of the early Macy's

01:08:02.340 Uh

01:08:03.380 New York City Santas

01:08:05.820 His name was

01:08:06.500 Charles W. Howard

01:08:07.560 Mm-hmm

01:08:08.100 And he's famous for having quoted

01:08:09.940 The

01:08:10.280 Or

01:08:11.040 Creating the quote

01:08:12.880 He airs

01:08:14.720 Who thinks Santa

01:08:15.740 Enters through the chimney

01:08:17.020 Santa enters through the heart

01:08:19.420 Mm-hmm

01:08:20.120 And that's very, very true

01:08:21.460 Yeah, I guess

01:08:22.980 There's an element

01:08:24.080 Of just keeping that alive

01:08:25.240 In children, huh?

01:08:25.980 Keeping that

01:08:26.460 That ability

01:08:27.840 For anything to be possible

01:08:29.460 Sure

01:08:30.140 Everything's possible

01:08:31.320 Yeah

01:08:31.780 Yeah

01:08:32.380 Do you feel like a responsibility

01:08:34.240 Whenever you see the kids

01:08:35.540 Like um

01:08:36.260 Do you feel some

01:08:38.080 Like uh

01:08:38.640 Is it hard to gear up

01:08:40.060 And just show up every day

01:08:41.200 And be Santa?

01:08:42.400 Uh

01:08:42.680 The season does get long

01:08:44.220 Mm-hmm

01:08:45.020 Uh

01:08:45.460 And Mrs. Claus is always ready 0.83

01:08:48.040 For at the end

01:08:48.740 Because she does a lot

01:08:49.760 To help me get ready every day

01:08:51.200 Oh does she really?

01:08:51.880 Oh yeah

01:08:52.240 She curls my hair

01:08:54.160 And my beard

01:08:54.960 With little mini hot rollers

01:08:56.380 Ooh 0.98

01:08:56.880 Damn 0.99

01:08:57.300 And uh 1.00

01:08:58.280 Damn 0.98

01:08:58.620 From the time I get into the shower 1.00

01:09:00.360 Mm-hmm

01:09:00.840 Till the time I walk out

01:09:02.720 The front door

01:09:03.420 It's about a two hour process

01:09:05.640 45 minutes

01:09:06.980 Of which I'm sitting there

01:09:07.980 With these curlers everywhere

01:09:09.840 And where'd you meet

01:09:12.660 Your Mrs. Claus at?

01:09:14.180 I met Mrs. Claus

01:09:15.760 In Virginia Beach

01:09:16.880 Oh yes

01:09:17.680 Yes

01:09:18.160 And it's

01:09:19.180 Been 33 years

01:09:21.160 Since then

01:09:22.060 We've been married

01:09:22.760 And will um

01:09:24.540 Will Mrs. Claus

01:09:25.600 Kind of uh

01:09:26.900 Does she have like

01:09:27.540 A favorite meal

01:09:28.160 That she prepares for you

01:09:29.140 Kind of?

01:09:30.060 Yes

01:09:30.420 Cookies

01:09:31.080 Oh yeah

01:09:31.600 All the time

01:09:31.880 Cookies

01:09:32.340 Really?

01:09:34.340 So that's not just a myth

01:09:35.760 Right?

01:09:36.220 No that's not a myth

01:09:37.380 I love

01:09:38.120 Every kind of cookie

01:09:39.400 There is

01:09:39.980 So when a children

01:09:40.840 Ask me

01:09:41.300 What's my favorite cookie

01:09:42.340 I say

01:09:43.320 I love

01:09:44.300 All the cookies

01:09:45.340 I've never met

01:09:46.000 A cookie

01:09:46.360 I didn't like

01:09:47.080 Now was there um

01:09:50.040 Was there ever a time

01:09:51.120 Where there was

01:09:51.560 I heard like

01:09:52.320 Rumors and stuff

01:09:53.260 That there was a time

01:09:54.120 Where some of the reindeer

01:09:55.100 Wasn't

01:09:55.900 You know

01:09:56.660 There was like

01:09:57.480 Some of them

01:09:58.220 Was kind of

01:09:58.640 Struggling

01:09:59.180 Doing

01:09:59.560 You know

01:10:00.480 Not drugs

01:10:01.600 But like

01:10:01.840 Just struggling

01:10:02.420 With stuff

01:10:02.880 That they were

01:10:03.260 Going through

01:10:03.720 Was there ever

01:10:04.260 A time

01:10:04.540 Where they were

01:10:04.820 Going to

01:10:05.000 Replace some

01:10:05.540 Of the reindeer

01:10:06.040 Well we're

01:10:07.360 Always have

01:10:08.040 Reindeer

01:10:08.440 In training

01:10:09.200 Okay

01:10:09.980 For example

01:10:11.320 This year

01:10:12.000 I've got two

01:10:12.680 Reindeer

01:10:13.100 That are hoping

01:10:14.720 To make

01:10:15.220 Santa's reindeer

01:10:16.420 Team next year

01:10:17.460 And their names

01:10:18.060 Are Holly and Jolly

01:10:19.300 Oh really?

01:10:20.100 Oh yeah

01:10:20.540 Okay

01:10:21.540 And they're working

01:10:22.480 Hard

01:10:22.920 Couple max preps

01:10:24.420 Out there

01:10:24.720 I like that

01:10:25.080 So they're kind of

01:10:25.720 On the junior varsity

01:10:27.020 Right now

01:10:27.420 They're on the junior varsity

01:10:28.440 That's right

01:10:29.120 And so what kind

01:10:31.560 Of training and stuff

01:10:32.320 Do they have to do

01:10:32.920 For reindeer

01:10:33.300 Because

01:10:33.640 I imagine

01:10:35.340 Like at some point

01:10:36.200 Part of the element

01:10:37.220 Is you grant them

01:10:38.140 The ability

01:10:38.620 To fly

01:10:39.460 Well that's

01:10:40.600 Through wiffle dust

01:10:41.580 You don't know

01:10:43.280 What wiffle dust is?

01:10:44.660 Uh uh

01:10:44.760 Well let me tell you

01:10:46.500 I think it's probably

01:10:47.820 The reason I've lived

01:10:48.860 As long as I live

01:10:49.980 A lot of people

01:10:51.100 Think that

01:10:51.600 I go

01:10:52.380 To deliver

01:10:53.280 All the toys

01:10:54.080 In 24 hours

01:10:55.060 They think that

01:10:55.900 I go around

01:10:56.580 The world

01:10:57.120 This way

01:10:57.820 East to west

01:10:59.940 East to west

01:11:00.580 East to west

01:11:01.120 But I don't

01:11:01.780 I go north to south

01:11:03.200 North to south

01:11:04.040 And every time

01:11:05.720 I get back

01:11:06.700 To the north

01:11:07.460 I land

01:11:08.700 At the north pole

01:11:09.640 People don't realize

01:11:11.780 That there's

01:11:12.680 So many good children

01:11:14.200 In the world

01:11:15.020 Now

01:11:15.680 And it takes

01:11:16.520 So many toys

01:11:17.360 To take care of them

01:11:18.600 I can't

01:11:19.560 Have a sleigh

01:11:20.240 Large enough

01:11:20.860 To haul all those

01:11:21.920 So you gotta

01:11:22.300 Make all those trips

01:11:23.060 So we make

01:11:23.720 All those trips

01:11:24.400 In the world

01:11:25.460 There's 24 time zones

01:11:26.940 And we do

01:11:27.920 One time zone

01:11:28.960 Every hour

01:11:29.700 That's how we can

01:11:30.520 Do the whole world

01:11:31.420 In 24 hours

01:11:32.480 And when we land

01:11:33.760 At the north pole

01:11:34.560 Here's what happens

01:11:35.600 Three things

01:11:36.620 The elves come out 0.99

01:11:37.900 And put all kinds

01:11:39.000 Of more toys

01:11:39.680 In the sleigh

01:11:40.260 Mrs. Claus 0.98

01:11:41.740 Meets me at the sleigh

01:11:43.480 And gives me

01:11:45.040 Some coffee

01:11:45.800 Or a hot chocolate

01:11:47.000 Or cider

01:11:47.900 Or something like that

01:11:48.940 She'll prep you up

01:11:49.860 She'll kind of

01:11:50.260 Keep your morale up

01:11:51.300 And this special

01:11:53.240 Elf that we have

01:11:54.640 Who has the formula

01:11:56.740 To make

01:11:57.340 Waffle dust

01:11:58.180 She comes out

01:11:59.420 And one of the

01:12:00.780 Things that she does

01:12:01.660 Before we take

01:12:02.480 Take off again

01:12:03.440 Is she

01:12:04.200 Hovers

01:12:05.220 And she sprinkles

01:12:06.140 Waffle dust

01:12:06.860 All over the reindeer

01:12:08.180 And all over the sleigh

01:12:09.820 And then

01:12:10.640 Right there

01:12:11.700 Beside me on the sleigh

01:12:13.160 Is a giant bag

01:12:14.680 Of waffle dust 0.99

01:12:15.540 Oh damn 0.99

01:12:16.200 Okay 0.99

01:12:16.560 Because I'll tell you

01:12:17.840 What

01:12:18.160 I travel to some

01:12:19.780 Of the places

01:12:20.660 In the world

01:12:21.240 And the weather

01:12:22.100 Is just terrible

01:12:23.560 I mean

01:12:24.080 It's really

01:12:24.800 Really bad

01:12:25.700 And you don't want

01:12:27.760 Santa and the sleigh

01:12:28.800 Sliding off these

01:12:29.840 Icy roofs

01:12:30.760 So what we do

01:12:31.540 Is we circle the house

01:12:32.640 Sprinkle a little

01:12:33.580 Waffle dust on it

01:12:34.680 And that way

01:12:35.620 The reindeer

01:12:36.380 Have sure footing

01:12:37.480 Whenever they land

01:12:38.540 I like that

01:12:39.860 Yeah

01:12:40.160 It's great

01:12:40.900 Here's a question

01:12:41.460 That came in for you

01:12:42.180 Right here Santa

01:12:42.700 Here's a question

01:12:43.240 From one of our listeners

01:12:44.520 What's up Dio

01:12:46.220 What's up mall Santa

01:12:47.400 Just taking a dump

01:12:48.580 Right now

01:12:49.180 I wanted to ask

01:12:50.440 Mall Santa

01:12:51.980 Sir

01:12:53.120 What is the rowdiest

01:12:55.160 Kid you ever had on

01:12:57.460 What do they ask for

01:12:58.560 What do they do

01:12:59.320 And in general

01:13:01.000 How do you deal

01:13:02.180 With a situation

01:13:03.020 Like that

01:13:03.720 Especially with parents

01:13:06.380 There

01:13:06.740 What are you doing

01:13:09.280 So gang gang

01:13:10.440 Take dumps

01:13:11.620 Jesus

01:13:12.060 Well the rowdy children

01:13:14.080 I talk with them

01:13:16.380 A little bit about

01:13:17.220 Not being as rough

01:13:18.780 And tumble as they are

01:13:19.860 That that's just

01:13:20.600 A big show

01:13:21.520 That they're trying

01:13:22.140 To put on

01:13:22.740 Okay

01:13:23.480 And as far as

01:13:24.600 The children

01:13:25.100 That ask for everything

01:13:26.320 Because I have

01:13:26.880 Some children

01:13:27.360 They bring the whole

01:13:28.620 Toys R Us book

01:13:30.360 Or whatever

01:13:31.300 Are they being greedy

01:13:33.140 They're getting their

01:13:33.580 Toys out of

01:13:34.600 And they're being greedy

01:13:35.500 Oh yeah

01:13:35.980 They're being greedy

01:13:36.740 I knew it

01:13:37.260 And so what I tell them

01:13:38.260 I said

01:13:38.660 Now if the last

01:13:40.040 Little boy or girl

01:13:40.880 That had come to see me

01:13:42.120 Who asked for everything

01:13:44.100 If I said

01:13:45.980 Okay I'll bring you

01:13:47.100 Everything

01:13:47.460 Then you wouldn't

01:13:48.700 Get anything

01:13:49.400 Because it would all

01:13:50.380 Be gone

01:13:50.840 So we all have to

01:13:51.780 Share in this world

01:13:52.720 And what do kids

01:13:54.260 Want over the years

01:13:55.460 What have you noticed

01:13:56.280 That children

01:13:56.920 Really want them

01:13:57.780 Is there a couple

01:13:58.840 Of common gifts

01:13:59.880 That really stand out

01:14:01.080 Well

01:14:02.120 Over the breadth of time

01:14:03.260 I know each year

01:14:03.860 There's kind of a novel gift

01:14:05.000 Believe it or not

01:14:05.960 Every year I get a bunch

01:14:07.900 Of requests

01:14:08.580 For pogo sticks 1.00

01:14:10.700 Are you serious

01:14:11.540 Oh yeah

01:14:12.100 I do

01:14:13.400 Wow

01:14:14.380 And sometimes I get

01:14:15.580 I don't get so much

01:14:16.480 Any more hula hoops

01:14:17.740 Yeah

01:14:18.300 But I get

01:14:18.720 Even this year

01:14:19.800 I probably had

01:14:20.520 20 or 30 children

01:14:21.720 Come and ask me

01:14:22.640 For pogo sticks 1.00

01:14:24.140 And is there

01:14:25.040 Do you

01:14:25.780 Go ahead sir

01:14:26.440 And of course

01:14:26.940 There's a lot of children

01:14:27.940 That want the

01:14:28.640 Nerf guns 0.98

01:14:30.440 Okay

01:14:30.800 And that's fine

01:14:31.620 And if somebody

01:14:33.640 Wants a regular gun

01:14:34.680 Do you help them

01:14:35.460 With that

01:14:35.840 Or is that

01:14:36.320 You discuss it

01:14:37.100 With the parents

01:14:37.440 No I tell them

01:14:37.460 I cannot legally

01:14:38.820 Bring them

01:14:39.720 A real gun

01:14:41.160 Because they're

01:14:41.660 Not old enough 0.73

01:14:42.520 I see

01:14:42.960 Okay

01:14:43.360 I see

01:14:44.380 And

01:14:44.940 What's the oldest

01:14:46.160 Person that's ever

01:14:46.820 Sat on your lap

01:14:47.540 Probably

01:14:47.880 102 years old

01:14:49.160 No way

01:14:49.940 Oh yeah

01:14:50.380 I've had them

01:14:51.160 All the way

01:14:51.680 From three days old

01:14:53.620 To 102 years old

01:14:55.620 102

01:14:55.640 How long was that

01:14:56.220 Line to see

01:14:56.820 I wonder

01:14:57.280 Huh

01:14:57.580 Well

01:14:59.400 You know

01:15:01.040 In the malls

01:15:01.680 There's a lot

01:15:02.220 Of long lines

01:15:03.040 Okay

01:15:03.480 So I try to

01:15:04.600 Move them along

01:15:05.260 Fairly quickly

01:15:06.180 And

01:15:07.080 What did the

01:15:08.160 102 year old

01:15:08.800 Want for Christmas

01:15:09.820 Do you remember

01:15:10.340 She just wants 1.00

01:15:12.400 To be able

01:15:12.760 To see 103

01:15:13.680 So she just

01:15:16.400 Wants a little

01:15:16.780 Bit of time

01:15:17.280 Huh

01:15:17.460 She wants 0.85

01:15:18.020 A little bit

01:15:18.440 Of time

01:15:18.840 What's some

01:15:19.400 Of the cuter

01:15:19.920 Answers that

01:15:20.440 Little children

01:15:20.920 Have given you

01:15:21.480 Over the years

01:15:22.100 You think

01:15:22.500 Has it been

01:15:23.000 Well I've had

01:15:24.180 Some

01:15:24.560 Come and pull

01:15:27.600 On my beard

01:15:28.320 And then

01:15:28.860 Realize it's

01:15:29.880 Real and run

01:15:30.520 Off

01:15:30.840 Sometimes they

01:15:32.320 May have a

01:15:33.320 Set an

01:15:33.840 Expletive or

01:15:34.740 Two on the

01:15:35.340 Way out

01:15:35.820 Oh yeah

01:15:36.320 Yeah

01:15:36.620 I had one

01:15:39.280 Little girl

01:15:39.860 Who

01:15:41.060 She was

01:15:42.400 Probably

01:15:43.040 Maybe six

01:15:44.420 Years old

01:15:45.140 And I

01:15:46.280 Asked her

01:15:46.780 What she

01:15:47.200 Wanted for

01:15:47.860 Christmas

01:15:48.300 And she

01:15:48.800 Said

01:15:49.220 Coal

01:15:50.040 And I

01:15:51.460 Looked at

01:15:51.840 Her

01:15:51.940 I said

01:15:52.180 You want

01:15:52.600 Coal

01:15:53.340 And I

01:15:54.040 Looked at

01:15:54.340 Her mother

01:15:54.800 Who was

01:15:55.280 Standing there

01:15:55.740 Beside her

01:15:56.240 I said

01:15:57.580 To her

01:15:58.100 Why do

01:15:58.840 You want

01:15:59.220 Coal

01:15:59.780 And she

01:16:01.200 Says 0.93

01:16:01.640 Diamonds

01:16:02.980 She made

01:16:04.120 The connection

01:16:04.760 That if you

01:16:05.360 Crush coal

01:16:06.100 You'll get

01:16:06.860 Diamonds out 0.92

01:16:07.560 Of it

01:16:07.860 She's that

01:16:08.300 Long term

01:16:08.860 Thinker

01:16:09.300 And her

01:16:09.600 Mama

01:16:09.840 Clapped her

01:16:10.580 Hand and

01:16:10.960 Said that's

01:16:11.400 What I'm

01:16:11.720 Talking about

01:16:12.280 Girl 0.91

01:16:12.640 So she

01:16:14.760 Think he

01:16:15.120 Dropped her

01:16:15.680 Off a

01:16:15.920 Back of

01:16:16.220 Brickettes 0.96

01:16:16.740 Huh

01:16:16.980 Yeah

01:16:17.580 Dang 0.87

01:16:18.640 Man

01:16:19.080 Some of

01:16:19.800 These women 0.99

01:16:20.140 Starting to

01:16:20.560 Think long

01:16:21.020 Term

01:16:21.360 They are

01:16:22.520 That's one

01:16:23.000 Way to

01:16:23.280 Do it

01:16:23.760 Do you

01:16:25.220 Remember me

01:16:25.600 When I

01:16:25.820 Was a

01:16:26.020 Kid or

01:16:26.300 No

01:16:26.520 Oh I

01:16:27.020 Do

01:16:27.260 You were

01:16:28.080 Quite a

01:16:28.440 Handful

01:16:28.900 Then

01:16:29.280 Was I

01:16:29.800 Yeah

01:16:30.180 I thought

01:16:32.940 I was

01:16:32.980 But you

01:16:33.220 Had fun

01:16:33.720 You turned

01:16:34.100 Out pretty

01:16:34.500 Good

01:16:34.820 Thank you

01:16:35.320 I would

01:16:35.740 I would

01:16:35.760 I would

01:16:35.780 Imagine

01:16:36.140 In the

01:16:36.360 North Pole

01:16:36.760 There can

01:16:37.100 Be a 0.95

01:16:37.400 Lot

01:16:37.620 Of

01:16:37.760 Things

01:16:38.220 Get to

01:16:38.620 Seclusion

01:16:39.320 And even

01:16:40.140 In cold

01:16:40.960 Temperatures

01:16:41.340 People suffer

01:16:41.800 From depression

01:16:42.600 Sometimes

01:16:43.060 And isolation

01:16:43.740 And eventually

01:16:45.020 Even sometimes

01:16:45.680 Alcoholism

01:16:46.360 Drug use

01:16:47.000 Do you guys

01:16:47.440 See any of

01:16:47.840 That up there

01:16:48.220 We don't

01:16:48.500 Have any

01:16:48.880 Alcoholism

01:16:49.740 And drug

01:16:50.240 Use

01:16:50.520 But what

01:16:50.880 We do

01:16:51.220 Is we

01:16:51.540 Have one

01:16:51.940 Of them

01:16:52.140 Blue light

01:16:52.780 Things

01:16:53.180 That's

01:16:53.480 Supposed

01:16:53.720 To help

01:16:54.060 Raise

01:16:54.480 Your mood

01:16:55.000 All the

01:16:55.360 Time

01:16:55.600 So we

01:16:55.960 Have

01:16:56.180 That

01:16:56.440 Oh

01:16:56.860 Dang 0.87

01:16:57.220 Bring

01:16:58.160 Me one

01:16:58.400 Of

01:16:58.460 Those

01:16:58.620 I'll

01:16:58.780 Tie it

01:16:59.040 Around

01:16:59.180 My

01:17:05.320 A lot

01:17:05.900 Of time

01:17:06.140 You'll

01:17:06.280 See

01:17:06.460 You know

01:17:07.480 Mothers

01:17:07.840 Will put

01:17:08.160 A picture

01:17:08.480 Of their

01:17:08.700 Child

01:17:08.980 Crying

01:17:09.540 On Santa's

01:17:10.020 Lap

01:17:10.180 What's

01:17:10.460 Going on

01:17:10.980 There

01:17:11.160 What is

01:17:12.240 It

01:17:12.420 Well

01:17:13.060 Some

01:17:13.420 Of them

01:17:13.740 Cry a lot

01:17:14.700 Some

01:17:15.260 Of them

01:17:15.600 Will cry

01:17:15.960 A little

01:17:16.300 Bit

01:17:16.580 And some

01:17:17.300 Of them

01:17:17.520 Will just

01:17:17.820 Have a

01:17:18.180 Total

01:17:18.760 Meltdown

01:17:19.520 How do

01:17:20.460 You handle

01:17:20.880 That though

01:17:21.280 Like what

01:17:21.580 Do you

01:17:21.760 Do at

01:17:22.040 That moment

01:17:22.520 Well

01:17:23.000 Here's

01:17:23.800 What I

01:17:24.140 Do

01:17:24.380 I

01:17:25.260 If they

01:17:25.660 Put them

01:17:25.940 On my

01:17:26.280 Lap

01:17:26.560 And they

01:17:26.920 Start to

01:17:27.380 Cry

01:17:27.640 I'll

01:17:28.060 Hold

01:17:28.340 Them

01:17:28.500 As

01:17:28.660 Close

01:17:29.320 As I

01:17:29.640 Can

01:17:29.860 So

01:17:30.020 They won't

01:17:30.620 Hurt

01:17:30.900 Themselves

01:17:31.340 Trying to

01:17:31.680 Get off

01:17:32.020 And that

01:17:32.280 Type of

01:17:32.620 Thing

01:17:32.840 And then

01:17:33.600 At the

01:17:33.940 Very end

01:17:34.600 Before I

01:17:35.120 Let the

01:17:35.460 Child down

01:17:36.000 I'll also

01:17:36.780 Cry too

01:17:37.360 Because that

01:17:39.860 Makes a good

01:17:40.360 Picture for

01:17:40.880 For the

01:17:41.480 Parents

01:17:41.900 Yeah

01:17:42.300 And then

01:17:43.040 I'll

01:17:43.260 Put the

01:17:44.040 Child down

01:17:44.580 And sometimes

01:17:45.100 The photographer

01:17:45.760 Will take a

01:17:46.300 Picture of the

01:17:47.020 Child

01:17:47.380 Leaving

01:17:48.780 Yeah

01:17:49.680 With fear

01:17:50.340 On their

01:17:50.640 Face sometimes

01:17:51.460 Now

01:17:52.100 There's a

01:17:52.460 Lot

01:17:52.640 There's

01:17:52.900 Like

01:17:53.160 There's

01:17:53.960 Over the

01:17:54.480 Years

01:17:54.680 You see

01:17:55.040 A lot

01:17:55.520 Of

01:17:55.900 Santas

01:17:57.020 That

01:17:57.560 Get

01:17:58.380 You know

01:17:59.540 They show

01:18:00.000 Them

01:18:00.140 Like

01:18:00.340 On

01:18:00.520 Bad

01:18:00.900 Santa

01:18:01.360 Drinking

01:18:02.100 Alcohol

01:18:02.680 And stuff

01:18:03.200 Like that

01:18:03.580 Do you

01:18:04.000 Ever

01:18:04.360 Have you

01:18:05.040 Have you

01:18:05.440 Ever had

01:18:06.060 To use

01:18:06.420 Uppers

01:18:06.840 Or

01:18:07.040 Downers

01:18:07.580 Or

01:18:07.740 Side

01:18:08.180 Splitters

01:18:08.660 Or

01:18:08.840 Whatever

01:18:09.120 To really

01:18:09.640 Get through

01:18:10.500 The

01:18:10.840 Work week

01:18:11.580 No

01:18:11.980 Not at

01:18:12.580 All

01:18:12.760 Amen

01:18:13.060 Brother

01:18:13.480 Amen

01:18:16.320 And is

01:18:16.820 It

01:18:16.920 Ever

01:18:17.140 Do you

01:18:17.460 See

01:18:17.680 It

01:18:17.780 In

01:18:17.860 The

01:18:17.980 Industry

01:18:18.300 Though

01:18:18.620 No

01:18:19.720 I

01:18:19.940 Haven't

01:18:20.540 Seen

01:18:20.780 It

01:18:20.980 Not

01:18:21.520 In

01:18:21.740 The

01:18:21.960 Real

01:18:22.360 Bearded

01:18:22.760 Santas

01:18:23.300 That

01:18:23.440 I

01:18:23.580 See

01:18:23.860 Is 0.88

01:18:24.540 There

01:18:24.720 A lot

01:18:25.000 Of

01:18:25.160 Kind

01:18:25.520 Of

01:18:25.640 Not

01:18:25.840 Beef

01:18:26.160 On The

01:18:26.400 Streets

01:18:26.640 But

01:18:26.800 Is 0.88

01:18:26.920 There

01:18:27.020 Like

01:18:27.220 A lot

01:18:27.580 Of

01:18:27.720 Like

01:18:27.920 Discrepancy

01:18:28.480 Between

01:18:28.660 Fake

01:18:29.060 Bearded

01:18:29.360 And

01:18:29.600 Real

01:18:30.040 Bearded

01:18:30.320 Santas

01:18:30.680 To me

01:18:31.020 There

01:18:31.180 Is 0.88

01:18:31.520 Well

01:18:32.340 There's

01:18:32.500 Something

01:18:32.700 Not

01:18:32.960 There's

01:18:33.480 Just

01:18:33.600 Something

01:18:33.880 There's

01:18:33.960 A difference

01:18:34.440 In the

01:18:34.880 Professional

01:18:35.800 Now

01:18:36.160 Professionality

01:18:37.280 Of

01:18:37.720 Now

01:18:38.300 There

01:18:39.100 Are

01:18:39.480 People

01:18:40.020 Men

01:18:40.580 Who

01:18:40.820 Have

01:18:41.240 What

01:18:42.120 There's

01:18:42.420 Called

01:18:42.700 Designer

01:18:43.360 Beards

01:18:44.020 Okay

01:18:44.740 These

01:18:45.400 Are

01:18:45.540 Made

01:18:45.760 Out

01:18:45.960 Of

01:18:46.100 Either

01:18:46.380 Real

01:18:47.440 Human

01:18:47.880 Hair

01:18:48.320 Or

01:18:48.600 Sometimes

01:18:49.120 Yak

01:18:49.700 Hair

01:18:50.080 And

01:18:50.920 Once

01:18:51.380 They're

01:18:51.660 Put

01:18:52.160 On

01:18:52.420 Properly

01:18:53.060 You

01:18:56.160 Really

01:18:56.520 Okay

01:18:56.840 And

01:18:57.000 There's

01:18:57.260 Some

01:18:57.440 People

01:18:57.720 And

01:18:58.180 It's

01:18:58.320 Called

01:18:58.500 Designer

01:18:58.980 Beards

01:18:59.460 Okay

01:18:59.880 Now

01:19:00.580 Those

01:19:00.840 Santas

01:19:01.180 Are

01:19:01.300 Just

01:19:01.560 As

01:19:01.720 Professional

01:19:02.220 As

01:19:02.600 The

01:19:03.800 Rest

01:19:04.060 Of

01:19:04.240 Us

01:19:04.380 That

01:19:04.560 Have

01:19:05.100 Real

01:19:05.320 Beards

01:19:05.780 It

01:19:07.120 Is 0.88

01:19:07.340 The

01:19:07.580 It

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01:32:34.360 Merry

01:32:36.260 Christmas

01:32:36.780 Let's

01:32:38.160 Finish

01:32:38.860 Out

01:32:39.100 This

01:32:39.300 Episode

01:32:39.660 And

01:32:39.960 I

01:32:40.140 Want

01:32:40.260 To

01:32:40.320 Wish

01:32:40.480 Everybody

01:32:40.800 A

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01:33:05.420 A

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01:33:06.040 Year

01:33:06.280 Amen

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01:33:12.980 Dusty

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01:33:26.940 So

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01:33:29.460 Timothy

01:33:30.120 In

01:33:30.720 Finite

01:33:31.460 Joy

01:33:32.500 To

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01:33:33.200 World

01:33:33.680 Okay

01:33:41.580 None

01:33:42.060 Of

01:33:42.160 That

01:33:42.320 Let's

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01:33:44.320 By

01:33:45.960 Oh

01:33:49.020 Come

01:33:49.360 All Ye

01:33:49.740 Faithful

01:33:50.480 By

01:33:51.060 Gregory

01:33:51.680 David

01:33:52.960 And

01:33:57.340 There

01:33:57.460 You

01:33:57.540 Go

01:33:57.640 That's

01:33:57.800 Trappy

01:33:58.060 Right

01:33:58.260 There

01:33:58.460 Let's

01:33:59.200 Let's

01:33:59.260 Adore

01:34:00.100 Come

01:34:01.500 All

01:34:02.080 Ye

01:34:02.380 Faithful

01:34:03.400 Joyful

01:34:04.440 And

01:34:04.780 Triumphant

01:34:06.200 Come

01:34:07.080 Ye

01:34:07.540 Of

01:34:07.860 Come

01:34:08.580 To

01:34:09.160 Beth

01:34:09.740 And

01:34:10.640 You can hear

01:34:11.520 Somebody getting roofied

01:34:12.360 In the background

01:34:12.960 In the background

01:34:12.980 I hope your new year is a remix

01:34:29.800 I really do

01:34:31.360 You guys be good man

01:34:33.100 Gang

01:34:33.400 Ladies and gentlemen

01:34:41.280 I'm Jonathan

01:34:42.100 Kite

01:34:42.480 And welcome to

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01:34:54.900 Sometimes I won't

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