This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E319 Turtleneck Soup

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00:01:04.500 Oh, man. What's going on?

00:01:06.300 A lot. A lot.

00:01:07.880 The diamond one, baby.

00:01:09.680 You know that, boy.

00:01:11.280 The diamond one.

00:01:13.140 What else? I went hunting.

00:01:15.420 I went hunting for something.

00:01:19.240 And outdoors hunting.

00:01:20.740 You know, not just looking for something like a remote control.

00:01:24.760 I'm talking, I did it.

00:01:25.840 I went out there.

00:01:27.840 And I'll tell you about it.

00:01:29.100 So, I, uh...

00:01:31.700 A friend of mine out here, an adult,

00:01:34.640 he knows a man who does falconry.

00:01:38.120 You know, deviant birds.

00:01:39.920 And I'm not going to say that these birds are caught up with the dark arts,

00:01:44.280 but us, I mean, they are...

00:01:47.080 Each one of them had probably half a can of Voldemort in them.

00:01:51.220 And that's really the truth.

00:01:52.520 And, um...

00:01:54.520 So, the man does falconry.

00:01:57.940 And, um...

00:02:01.060 You know, Bobby Kennedy Jr. had talked about it

00:02:03.540 when he was a guest on here

00:02:04.500 about being around falcons

00:02:06.100 and, you know, kind of...

00:02:09.540 Doing homing pigeons, that sort of thing,

00:02:11.680 when he was growing up.

00:02:13.600 But basically, what happened was

00:02:15.220 we went and met up with this man behind a church.

00:02:17.580 Or in front of a church, actually, first.

00:02:19.620 First, we met in front of a church.

00:02:21.520 We pulled up.

00:02:22.500 He had a maroon van

00:02:23.520 with two decent, uh...

00:02:26.940 Birds in it.

00:02:28.380 Big, you know, big...

00:02:29.440 I'm talking about these things. 1.00

00:02:30.620 These things were from the damn... 0.99

00:02:32.720 They were from the middle of the Bible. 1.00

00:02:34.340 These things.

00:02:34.800 They was really...

00:02:36.580 I mean, these were...

00:02:37.740 You know, some of those Game of Thrones-ers.

00:02:39.760 These birds... 1.00

00:02:41.180 Bro, if these birds shit, 1.00

00:02:42.700 it would drown a baby. 1.00

00:02:43.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:44.500 It was a...

00:02:45.000 They had...

00:02:45.780 These birds were...

00:02:47.720 They were real birds.

00:02:50.140 You know?

00:02:51.160 Like, you won't see...

00:02:51.960 If you see one of these birds with a canary, 1.00

00:02:54.340 it's only because they're trying to fuck. 1.00

00:02:56.580 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:02:57.380 Like, these birds was more about...

00:02:59.580 They were more prehistoric.

00:03:02.000 Prehistorical.

00:03:03.740 You know?

00:03:04.260 Like, if you went back in time

00:03:05.640 and...

00:03:08.240 And you saw a bird,

00:03:10.740 it might be one of these.

00:03:11.520 That's what I'm telling you.

00:03:13.800 So, anyway, we get out there

00:03:15.060 and the man has two falcons

00:03:17.420 in the back of a red van.

00:03:20.060 And I didn't believe him.

00:03:22.680 You know?

00:03:23.100 Because I grew up in kind of a, you know,

00:03:24.620 kind of a troubled area

00:03:25.680 and a lot of times a guy says,

00:03:27.840 hey, I got two falcons in the back of a van. 0.99

00:03:31.640 Somebody's breaking their dick out. 0.99

00:03:33.320 To be honest. 1.00

00:03:36.000 And...

00:03:36.560 But this guy, you know, he...

00:03:38.100 It was...

00:03:38.840 They were real honest.

00:03:40.120 And...

00:03:40.720 And they had them.

00:03:42.940 You know?

00:03:43.360 And everybody was clothed

00:03:44.460 and they had the birds.

00:03:45.340 And so...

00:03:48.200 We go back behind the church

00:03:50.160 and he has a friend there,

00:03:51.260 another man.

00:03:52.540 And now we're with two men,

00:03:54.020 adult men.

00:03:55.640 And they both had on...

00:03:58.340 What is it called?

00:04:00.940 When you're hopeful, the...

00:04:03.340 It's like a basketball rim,

00:04:04.840 but it's for your hand.

00:04:06.080 It's like a...

00:04:07.900 Jesus.

00:04:10.120 Not a championship.

00:04:12.800 They both had on wedding rings.

00:04:15.340 And...

00:04:16.380 So, next thing you know,

00:04:18.460 we get in the woods.

00:04:19.180 They have the birds.

00:04:19.840 They have a little dog, too.

00:04:22.100 And the dog...

00:04:23.600 And they're called...

00:04:24.660 Tumble Creek Falconry.

00:04:28.660 I want to get the name right.

00:04:29.980 Hold on.

00:04:31.000 I think that was it.

00:04:32.000 Tumble Creek Falconry.

00:04:36.080 And they do falconing.

00:04:38.640 And...

00:04:39.040 And so, anyway, we get out there

00:04:41.060 and so they give us a big stick.

00:04:43.040 Because they want you to have a big stick

00:04:44.680 if you're out there.

00:04:46.440 This thing called...

00:04:47.540 What is it called here?

00:04:50.800 Turnbull Creek Falconry.

00:04:52.880 And they're legitimate.

00:04:54.700 And so, you get out there

00:04:55.600 and they give you a big stick,

00:04:56.780 like a bottom of an axe.

00:04:58.380 Like an axe...

00:05:00.420 Like if you're an axe person,

00:05:02.720 but you quit axing.

00:05:04.520 You know, but you still want to have the stick,

00:05:06.060 but you don't want to have the blade.

00:05:07.920 And it's about four feet long

00:05:09.700 and you go along and you beat the trees, right?

00:05:12.420 You beat the trees.

00:05:14.780 And the birds...

00:05:16.380 First of all, here...

00:05:16.980 Let me backpedal.

00:05:18.220 Hold on.

00:05:21.520 The birds...

00:05:23.200 The birds...

00:05:28.560 The birds, they get them out the cage

00:05:30.880 so they got helmets on.

00:05:31.840 They got little...

00:05:32.560 Like hide-and-go-seek little outfits.

00:05:37.340 You know?

00:05:38.060 Almost like if your grandmother wanted...

00:05:39.740 If your grandmother wanted to make you

00:05:42.040 a hide-and-go-seek outfit

00:05:43.360 for when you counted.

00:05:44.600 It's like a little...

00:05:47.320 It covers your eyes.

00:05:48.980 You know what horses wear?

00:05:51.060 If you've ever been to a fancy city

00:05:52.720 and they got a couple horses down there.

00:05:55.860 And they usually have an alcoholic

00:05:57.240 that's running them

00:05:58.060 and they'll...

00:05:58.900 You know, for a few dollars,

00:05:59.880 they'll pull you and your lady 0.99

00:06:00.840 through the city.

00:06:01.900 And you can ask her

00:06:02.760 if she wants to marry you or not

00:06:04.280 or whatever.

00:06:04.820 Or you don't have to ask her.

00:06:05.840 A lot of times

00:06:07.200 by the end of the horse ride,

00:06:08.260 you're like, 1.00

00:06:08.600 damn, I don't even want to marry this woman. 1.00

00:06:11.320 And so you just keep the ring in your pocket 1.00

00:06:13.000 and you go home.

00:06:14.660 But anyway,

00:06:16.080 it's like the blinders.

00:06:17.840 Like the blinders.

00:06:18.480 So they have that on the birds.

00:06:19.600 Two of the birds,

00:06:20.120 they come out,

00:06:20.600 they both got...

00:06:22.180 little blinders on.

00:06:24.500 Full blinders.

00:06:25.040 They can't see anything.

00:06:26.660 Like if you asked them

00:06:27.440 how many fingers you was holding up,

00:06:28.620 they wouldn't squat.

00:06:29.660 So they got the two birds

00:06:32.640 and um...

00:06:34.820 And dude,

00:06:35.340 it feels like

00:06:36.680 old school.

00:06:38.340 It feels like you would be the...

00:06:40.400 It feels like if you showed up

00:06:41.840 with these things,

00:06:42.640 you would get the most 1.00

00:06:44.060 pussy at a renaissance fair. 1.00

00:06:46.900 And I'm sorry for saying pussy as well. 1.00

00:06:49.800 So I want to say that also. 0.99

00:06:51.000 But um...

00:06:52.120 You would be...

00:06:52.980 Oh,

00:06:53.860 you would have all the big titty

00:06:55.840 at a renaissance fair

00:06:57.780 if you showed up

00:06:59.680 with these straight up

00:07:00.580 just falcons, baby.

00:07:01.660 These heat seekers. 1.00

00:07:02.940 I'm talking about 0.82

00:07:03.660 the Lord's freaking 0.94

00:07:04.520 Southwest Airlines, baby. 0.99

00:07:06.200 Big birds.

00:07:08.440 So anyway,

00:07:09.100 they come out

00:07:09.480 with the little head caps on

00:07:10.900 and they're moving

00:07:12.100 but it looks like

00:07:12.700 they're sleeping

00:07:13.240 but basically...

00:07:14.520 Um...

00:07:15.440 So then you start walking

00:07:16.420 in the woods.

00:07:17.060 You take off their head caps

00:07:18.180 and uh...

00:07:20.100 And they fly up

00:07:20.840 into the trees.

00:07:22.980 So now you have

00:07:24.080 two birds up in the air

00:07:25.800 in the trees

00:07:27.200 and some of them

00:07:27.680 they'll swoop off

00:07:28.400 and do just a loop-de-loop

00:07:30.100 and come back to a branch.

00:07:32.620 And so the rest of us men,

00:07:34.560 grown men,

00:07:35.820 we wander.

00:07:39.300 And you get in different lines

00:07:40.880 and you wander

00:07:41.600 through the woods

00:07:42.520 and everybody has

00:07:43.660 like a piece of an axe.

00:07:45.040 A stick.

00:07:45.940 An axe bottom.

00:07:46.580 An axe leg.

00:07:48.060 I don't know what it's called.

00:07:49.080 Axe leg.

00:07:50.720 And you hit the trees

00:07:52.120 with it.

00:07:52.980 And you hit the underbrush.

00:07:58.160 And you hit the tree.

00:08:01.320 And you're hoping

00:08:02.060 you round up a squirrel.

00:08:04.660 Or round up

00:08:05.480 a little rabbit,

00:08:06.300 you know.

00:08:07.200 One of Mr. McGregor's

00:08:08.320 little buddies

00:08:08.740 little cottontail.

00:08:12.580 And you keep going

00:08:13.680 and the birds

00:08:14.320 they'll...

00:08:14.720 As you walk

00:08:15.340 the birds

00:08:15.760 they will kind of

00:08:16.480 jump from...

00:08:17.100 They'll hop

00:08:17.520 or kind of coast

00:08:18.800 from one tree

00:08:19.400 to the next.

00:08:19.980 So you guys

00:08:21.920 are moving

00:08:22.420 in like this

00:08:22.940 like this unique pack

00:08:24.740 where they're upstairs

00:08:25.560 and you're downstairs.

00:08:26.280 But everybody's

00:08:27.180 in the same

00:08:27.700 kind of move

00:08:28.340 moving hunt house.

00:08:30.320 It's like this

00:08:30.700 you're just

00:08:31.560 it's not a real house

00:08:32.500 but you're just

00:08:32.960 you know

00:08:33.460 you're kind of

00:08:33.820 in a pack.

00:08:34.380 And then suddenly

00:08:38.160 something will happen

00:08:38.920 like you'll hit a tree

00:08:39.720 and it'll make a

00:08:40.560 and a little squirrel

00:08:42.280 will have been

00:08:42.800 being real secretive

00:08:43.920 and he'll move his neck.

00:08:47.820 And that's all it takes

00:08:49.360 for these big birds

00:08:50.780 is one just

00:08:51.620 just one jostle

00:08:54.200 of a neck muscle

00:08:56.120 and they

00:08:56.560 and next thing you know

00:08:58.500 they're on the tree

00:08:59.340 and they start to

00:09:00.100 they start to like

00:09:03.320 corner the

00:09:04.820 the squirrel.

00:09:06.440 So we get the squirrel

00:09:07.500 he's moving

00:09:07.940 they corner the squirrel

00:09:08.840 so one of the birds

00:09:09.940 gets ahead of it

00:09:10.600 one of them

00:09:10.960 and blows it. 0.77

00:09:12.300 And then they jump

00:09:13.220 from branch to branch

00:09:14.200 bum bum bum bum bum bum bum 0.95

00:09:15.680 bum bum bum 0.94

00:09:16.040 and then next thing you know

00:09:17.820 one of them goes in

00:09:18.540 for the attack.

00:09:20.520 And

00:09:20.720 and that was it man

00:09:23.700 we you know

00:09:24.240 we did

00:09:24.800 they did us

00:09:25.660 and that's nature.

00:09:27.840 You know people

00:09:28.600 want to say this

00:09:29.300 and that

00:09:29.600 that's nature baby.

00:09:32.140 Okay

00:09:32.540 and it's all

00:09:33.400 you know

00:09:35.020 God laid out

00:09:35.820 those marbles

00:09:36.440 those marbles.

00:09:39.020 You know

00:09:39.540 he laid

00:09:39.940 that's

00:09:40.260 we're not

00:09:40.900 you can say

00:09:42.580 this and that

00:09:43.120 but that's

00:09:43.680 that's somebody else's plan

00:09:45.540 don't talk to me about it

00:09:46.760 go pray about it

00:09:47.940 if you have an issue with it.

00:09:49.200 Because that's just

00:09:51.240 that's what those birds do. 1.00

00:09:53.960 So anyway

00:09:54.740 the birds were

00:09:56.300 you know

00:09:56.560 they get a squirrel

00:09:57.400 and then

00:09:58.080 oh and the birds

00:09:59.700 will hold the squirrel down

00:10:00.700 it was wild.

00:10:01.820 So they

00:10:02.140 they caught one squirrel

00:10:03.360 and then they caught

00:10:05.000 a

00:10:05.660 there's a little dog

00:10:07.580 as well.

00:10:09.380 A little white 0.74

00:10:10.280 and black dog

00:10:11.320 maybe Mexican

00:10:12.700 I don't know

00:10:13.040 I didn't get a good look

00:10:13.780 in his eyes

00:10:14.340 but he was mixed.

00:10:16.020 He was real

00:10:16.900 real mixed man.

00:10:18.000 He

00:10:18.140 he had that

00:10:20.180 Jack Russell in him

00:10:21.100 baby

00:10:21.260 that Eddie Bravo

00:10:22.000 you know what I'm saying.

00:10:24.540 And he was real pertinent

00:10:26.020 he was real particular

00:10:27.220 he would go over

00:10:27.980 he was only hunting

00:10:28.800 and if you try to pet him

00:10:31.100 or scratch his belly 1.00

00:10:31.900 he'd fucking kick you bro 1.00

00:10:32.960 this dog 1.00

00:10:33.580 it wasn't

00:10:35.080 this wasn't no

00:10:36.060 you know

00:10:37.740 he was on the job.

00:10:39.940 That's like a FedEx man

00:10:40.940 you try to run up

00:10:41.640 and tickle him

00:10:42.240 or something

00:10:42.660 or you know

00:10:43.840 or hide one of his boxes 1.00

00:10:45.020 he might fuck you up. 0.99

00:10:46.040 and that's like this guy 0.99

00:10:48.040 this

00:10:48.400 this dog was.

00:10:51.240 So

00:10:51.600 we went through

00:10:53.940 and what else did they catch

00:10:55.520 they caught a rabbit

00:10:56.360 and a possum

00:10:58.600 and it was just magical man

00:11:02.080 at the beginning of the day

00:11:02.940 I'm like scared of the birds

00:11:04.360 and by the end of the day

00:11:05.560 I'm like

00:11:06.700 I'm just

00:11:08.620 I'm like

00:11:09.280 I feel like the birds

00:11:10.520 are like working for me

00:11:11.780 and I'm in

00:11:12.260 I mean I feel like 0.98

00:11:13.600 I'm on the damn fifth page 0.99

00:11:14.740 of the Bible baby 0.99

00:11:15.620 I'm keyed up

00:11:16.400 you know what I'm saying

00:11:17.020 we're hunting

00:11:17.620 and they're

00:11:18.040 picking up stuff

00:11:19.320 I'm sending one of the birds

00:11:20.480 to go get me some

00:11:21.400 Twizzlers

00:11:22.700 and Mike and Ikes

00:11:23.600 like these birds

00:11:24.140 it's just really

00:11:24.920 you start to become like

00:11:26.340 Conan the Barbarian

00:11:28.060 so it was exceptional man

00:11:32.500 man it was really

00:11:34.860 really exceptional

00:11:35.520 and we did some

00:11:36.460 videography of it

00:11:37.580 and we may put something up

00:11:39.160 at some point

00:11:39.860 you know I thought about

00:11:42.100 trying to do something

00:11:42.880 where I learn new stuff

00:11:43.980 like just how to do new things

00:11:45.420 or have new experiences

00:11:46.540 because I've been looking

00:11:51.080 for things in the woods

00:11:51.980 when I was young

00:11:52.880 but I'd never been

00:11:54.800 actually really hunting

00:11:55.880 you know except to hunt

00:11:58.960 oh actually that's not true

00:12:00.000 I've been out to hunt

00:12:01.380 pigs

00:12:02.440 and I've been out to hunt

00:12:03.580 boar

00:12:04.520 like boars

00:12:05.460 but I've been out

00:12:06.120 been out to hunt

00:12:07.500 ducks one time

00:12:11.300 but

00:12:11.600 you know I like that

00:12:13.440 hand to hand combat

00:12:14.320 and it feels more like that

00:12:15.600 with the birds

00:12:17.500 with the hawks

00:12:18.780 they might have been hawks

00:12:19.680 I think they were

00:12:20.240 they might have been hawks

00:12:21.540 but

00:12:21.840 not Atlanta

00:12:23.920 I think they were from

00:12:24.820 well they must have been

00:12:25.500 from here

00:12:25.880 so yeah

00:12:26.780 local hawks

00:12:27.840 but

00:12:28.200 whatever they were man

00:12:31.000 it was fascinating

00:12:31.760 it was fascinating

00:12:32.820 and

00:12:33.340 and yeah

00:12:35.260 we got a real experience

00:12:36.320 and it was like about

00:12:37.880 a three four hour high

00:12:39.120 hunt

00:12:40.300 and it just

00:12:42.000 I don't know

00:12:43.980 it just made me feel

00:12:44.880 so involved with nature

00:12:46.340 you know it made me feel

00:12:48.880 right there

00:12:49.320 I just felt

00:12:49.980 I just felt like a root

00:12:52.880 that's what I felt like

00:12:56.020 and I'm used to feeling

00:12:56.860 like a branch

00:12:57.880 and it was pretty powerful

00:13:01.040 so yeah

00:13:03.440 I can't believe I did it

00:13:04.460 and I'm so grateful

00:13:05.200 that I got to do it

00:13:05.920 my friend Bizzle

00:13:06.640 took me out there

00:13:07.480 and he's a white guy

00:13:08.500 even though

00:13:09.960 he has the name

00:13:10.620 of a nine year old

00:13:11.460 black kid

00:13:12.060 he really is a white man 0.99

00:13:13.280 and he took me out

00:13:14.240 and

00:13:14.440 we had this fellow

00:13:17.300 named Monsell

00:13:18.140 went with us

00:13:18.700 and did some

00:13:19.260 videography

00:13:21.060 and

00:13:21.360 the fellows that took us

00:13:23.980 were just great man

00:13:24.780 that's

00:13:25.040 Turnbull

00:13:27.360 Creek

00:13:28.320 Falconry

00:13:29.800 and we'll put a link

00:13:31.760 man

00:13:31.960 you go get an experience

00:13:32.860 with those guys

00:13:33.420 but it was worth

00:13:34.000 it was worth

00:13:34.640 it was worth

00:13:36.380 the time

00:13:36.920 it was worth

00:13:37.620 the time

00:13:38.100 what else is going on

00:13:40.860 oh

00:13:42.420 so on the drive

00:13:43.620 there

00:13:44.020 right

00:13:45.020 I'm driving out

00:13:45.800 to the

00:13:46.540 Falconry

00:13:48.400 and

00:13:50.300 I passed by

00:13:51.860 this car

00:13:52.300 like a little

00:13:52.840 red

00:13:53.560 kind of

00:13:54.240 it was like

00:13:56.180 a Mustang

00:13:56.800 maybe

00:13:57.660 or

00:13:57.960 it was

00:14:00.740 and this dude

00:14:01.880 was sitting

00:14:02.360 right by

00:14:02.800 like right by

00:14:03.440 the window

00:14:04.060 and he was

00:14:05.680 driving

00:14:06.200 but also

00:14:06.700 kind of

00:14:07.060 leaning

00:14:07.500 like towards

00:14:08.220 the window

00:14:08.780 and he had

00:14:11.160 like

00:14:11.480 he was kind of

00:14:12.380 leaning up

00:14:12.740 close by the wheel

00:14:13.660 but also by the

00:14:14.460 window

00:14:14.800 kind of

00:14:15.500 and he had

00:14:16.080 a track suit

00:14:16.780 on

00:14:16.960 you could see

00:14:17.320 the edge

00:14:17.660 of the track

00:14:18.200 suit

00:14:18.460 Adidas style

00:14:19.420 and

00:14:22.200 and he had

00:14:23.300 like the stripes

00:14:24.020 down the middle

00:14:24.600 of his car

00:14:25.000 going over the

00:14:25.620 back

00:14:25.980 you know 1.00

00:14:26.280 that shit 0.99

00:14:26.960 where like 0.99

00:14:28.540 it's gonna make

00:14:28.980 you go faster

00:14:29.560 but it doesn't

00:14:30.160 it just means

00:14:30.800 you maybe

00:14:31.920 finished high school

00:14:32.820 that kind of vibe

00:14:33.640 and I thought

00:14:36.360 oh this dude

00:14:37.140 is 0.98

00:14:37.680 a drug dealer 0.52

00:14:38.920 this guy 0.97

00:14:40.940 is a high

00:14:41.500 this guy

00:14:41.940 is a high 0.99

00:14:42.440 school drug dealer

00:14:43.120 and then it

00:14:45.500 made me think

00:14:46.020 well why do I

00:14:46.600 think that

00:14:47.160 and then I

00:14:48.760 realized that

00:14:49.420 every high

00:14:50.480 school drug

00:14:51.100 dealer

00:14:51.540 looks the

00:14:52.500 same

00:14:52.860 none of

00:14:54.900 them

00:14:55.140 there is

00:14:56.500 no

00:14:56.800 no

00:14:57.300 crime

00:14:58.560 person

00:14:59.080 is worse

00:14:59.980 at disguising

00:15:01.500 themselves

00:15:02.060 than a

00:15:03.160 high school

00:15:04.060 drug dealer

00:15:05.280 first of all

00:15:06.340 they all have

00:15:07.120 like a name

00:15:08.040 like Spoonie

00:15:09.040 Juicy 0.56

00:15:09.940 Tate

00:15:10.820 uh

00:15:11.700 Lil Danny

00:15:12.480 bruh

00:15:13.020 Lil Danny

00:15:14.080 you know

00:15:14.920 uh

00:15:15.760 uh

00:15:17.000 Booth

00:15:17.700 um

00:15:18.800 Pook Pook

00:15:20.080 you know

00:15:20.840 they all got

00:15:21.360 the same

00:15:21.860 type of name

00:15:22.660 they all wear

00:15:24.480 like kind of

00:15:25.280 that track suit

00:15:26.400 slicked hair

00:15:27.660 with maybe

00:15:28.140 that Caesar

00:15:28.740 cut chain

00:15:29.680 and they all

00:15:31.200 drive like a

00:15:32.100 fancy car

00:15:33.040 like they all

00:15:35.280 and there's no

00:15:36.420 you're like

00:15:36.820 oh that's

00:15:37.960 the drug dealer

00:15:39.280 like why doesn't

00:15:41.440 the high school

00:15:41.980 drug dealer

00:15:42.620 try and look

00:15:43.660 not like

00:15:45.340 a drug

00:15:46.140 dealer

00:15:46.640 how hard

00:15:48.240 would it be

00:15:48.660 for you to 0.96

00:15:49.120 get a freaking 0.99

00:15:50.000 sombrero 0.99

00:15:50.780 dog

00:15:51.400 get a little

00:15:52.680 uh

00:15:53.340 tag

00:15:54.400 it says

00:15:54.820 uh

00:15:55.120 manager

00:15:55.600 you know

00:15:57.420 or even

00:15:58.520 manger

00:15:59.020 misspell it

00:15:59.800 who gives a 0.99

00:16:00.380 shit 0.99

00:16:00.560 get a freaking 1.00

00:16:01.480 name tag 0.97

00:16:02.340 get a job

00:16:03.620 at Books of

00:16:04.180 Millions

00:16:04.680 man 1.00

00:16:05.100 damn 1.00

00:16:06.280 bruh 1.00

00:16:06.780 you know

00:16:08.640 every drug

00:16:09.420 dealer

00:16:09.920 unfortunately

00:16:11.760 looks

00:16:12.540 if they didn't

00:16:14.200 wear the

00:16:14.600 um

00:16:14.980 the uh

00:16:16.480 track suit

00:16:17.020 they wear

00:16:17.340 the white

00:16:17.840 tee

00:16:18.160 the white

00:16:19.560 tee

00:16:20.040 maybe

00:16:20.960 Timberlands

00:16:21.700 or maybe

00:16:22.300 uh

00:16:23.540 you know

00:16:24.060 uh

00:16:24.660 fatty sneakers

00:16:25.980 and speakers

00:16:27.620 and they all

00:16:28.180 work at a

00:16:28.740 uh

00:16:29.020 like an

00:16:29.400 auto sound

00:16:30.060 place

00:16:30.500 all of them

00:16:31.480 that's where

00:16:32.620 they either

00:16:33.080 work or

00:16:33.620 hang out

00:16:34.160 at

00:16:34.360 and they

00:16:35.800 just sell

00:16:36.340 drugs

00:16:36.660 to get

00:16:36.960 more and

00:16:37.400 more speakers

00:16:38.040 put into

00:16:38.480 their car

00:16:39.100 and then

00:16:40.760 here's what

00:16:41.240 happens

00:16:41.620 sadly

00:16:42.140 the speakers

00:16:43.160 are so loud

00:16:43.920 when the

00:16:44.280 cops finally

00:16:44.940 try to pull

00:16:45.560 them over

00:16:45.960 they can't

00:16:46.720 even hear

00:16:47.040 the cop

00:16:47.440 sirens

00:16:47.800 so then

00:16:49.240 they get

00:16:50.880 resisting arrest

00:16:51.820 because they

00:16:53.040 couldn't eat

00:16:53.500 because the

00:16:54.020 whole system

00:16:55.020 leads them

00:16:55.840 to not be

00:16:56.460 able to

00:16:56.740 hear

00:16:57.040 then they

00:16:58.720 end up

00:16:59.080 as a

00:16:59.520 hard of

00:16:59.940 hearing

00:17:00.300 30 year

00:17:01.240 old

00:17:01.540 trying to

00:17:02.120 get a

00:17:02.400 GED

00:17:02.800 but they

00:17:03.940 never

00:17:04.300 change

00:17:04.680 the

00:17:04.840 style

00:17:05.200 baby

00:17:05.520 they

00:17:06.400 still

00:17:06.720 drive

00:17:07.020 the

00:17:07.160 mustang

00:17:07.500 they

00:17:07.640 still

00:17:07.860 have

00:17:08.020 the

00:17:08.160 stripes

00:17:08.600 down

00:17:08.860 the

00:17:09.000 back

00:17:09.380 dude

00:17:10.620 the

00:17:10.780 drug

00:17:11.040 dealers

00:17:11.260 in high

00:17:11.560 school

00:17:11.720 sometimes

00:17:11.980 they

00:17:12.120 would

00:17:12.220 even

00:17:12.420 have

00:17:12.580 the

00:17:12.700 word

00:17:12.880 drugs

00:17:13.580 spray

00:17:14.380 painted

00:17:14.880 or

00:17:15.740 airbrushed

00:17:17.260 on the

00:17:17.760 back

00:17:18.140 of the

00:17:18.460 car

00:17:18.800 dude

00:17:20.040 if

00:17:20.480 you're

00:17:20.720 gonna

00:17:20.980 sell

00:17:21.420 drugs

00:17:22.200 don't

00:17:24.040 write

00:17:24.340 drugs

00:17:25.000 on the

00:17:25.340 car

00:17:25.760 dog

00:17:26.280 get

00:17:27.600 a

00:17:27.760 overalls

00:17:29.380 get

00:17:29.920 a

00:17:30.140 um

00:17:30.740 uh

00:17:33.420 that

00:17:34.000 do

00:17:35.240 some

00:17:35.520 disguise

00:17:36.500 yourself

00:17:37.200 you know

00:17:37.920 get a

00:17:38.240 glasses

00:17:38.740 man

00:17:39.340 get a

00:17:40.480 uh

00:17:41.100 um

00:17:42.900 axe

00:17:43.820 get a

00:17:44.240 axe

00:17:44.640 man

00:17:45.040 a shoulder

00:17:46.180 chopper

00:17:46.720 man

00:17:46.940 get a

00:17:47.280 axe

00:17:47.780 you know

00:17:49.380 you just

00:17:49.720 have to

00:17:50.120 do

00:17:50.360 things

00:17:50.800 to

00:17:51.200 not

00:17:52.160 look

00:17:52.360 like

00:17:52.520 a

00:17:52.640 drug 0.80

00:17:52.860 dealer

00:17:53.180 but

00:17:54.380 unfortunately

00:17:54.940 every

00:17:55.660 high

00:17:56.220 school

00:17:56.760 drug

00:17:58.080 dealer

00:17:58.520 looks

00:18:00.860 only

00:18:01.800 like

00:18:03.280 a

00:18:03.440 drug 0.80

00:18:03.660 dealer

00:18:04.000 praise

00:18:05.380 god

00:18:05.740 baby

00:18:06.020 um

00:18:07.680 today's

00:18:08.120 episode

00:18:08.680 is

00:18:10.300 brought

00:18:10.660 to you

00:18:10.960 by

00:18:11.240 better

00:18:11.800 help

00:18:12.400 now

00:18:14.280 look

00:18:14.560 you know

00:18:14.840 I'm

00:18:15.240 someone

00:18:16.320 who

00:18:16.520 struggled

00:18:16.860 with

00:18:17.380 mental

00:18:17.680 health

00:18:18.100 you know

00:18:19.200 and uh

00:18:19.740 self-worth

00:18:20.420 issues

00:18:20.900 and

00:18:21.340 you know

00:18:22.760 doubting

00:18:23.160 myself

00:18:23.700 um

00:18:25.260 I think

00:18:26.540 about my

00:18:26.940 feelings

00:18:27.340 a lot

00:18:27.820 and I

00:18:28.520 feel

00:18:28.800 about my

00:18:29.160 about my

00:18:29.760 thinking

00:18:30.100 so once

00:18:31.960 I get

00:18:32.220 stuck in

00:18:32.620 that ping

00:18:33.020 pong

00:18:33.200 space

00:18:33.600 right there

00:18:34.020 it's

00:18:34.160 really

00:18:34.360 tough

00:18:34.660 for me

00:18:34.860 to

00:18:34.980 operate

00:18:35.420 and

00:18:37.080 sometimes

00:18:37.300 I need

00:18:37.580 help

00:18:37.960 somebody

00:18:39.320 to help

00:18:39.840 me

00:18:39.960 unlock

00:18:40.260 the

00:18:40.440 door

00:18:40.580 and say

00:18:40.740 hey

00:18:40.860 man

00:18:40.980 what

00:18:41.100 are

00:18:41.160 you

00:18:41.220 doing

00:18:41.380 you

00:18:41.480 in

00:18:41.600 a

00:18:41.700 paddle

00:18:41.900 ball

00:18:42.080 court

00:18:42.340 here

00:18:42.500 by

00:18:42.660 yourself

00:18:43.140 I

00:18:44.180 say

00:18:44.260 alright

00:18:44.480 I'll

00:18:44.660 step

00:18:44.860 out

00:18:45.200 because

00:18:46.060 otherwise

00:18:46.340 I don't

00:18:46.640 know

00:18:46.900 I'll

00:18:48.160 stay

00:18:48.380 in there

00:18:48.700 and just

00:18:49.200 think

00:18:50.160 about my

00:18:50.520 feelings

00:18:50.860 and feel

00:18:51.260 about my

00:18:51.640 thinkings

00:18:52.060 baby

00:18:52.320 is there

00:18:54.020 something

00:18:54.280 interfering

00:18:54.760 with your

00:18:55.140 happiness

00:18:55.580 or that

00:18:56.380 is preventing

00:18:56.900 you from

00:18:57.280 achieving

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00:20:13.420 you know I

00:20:14.420 do a lot of

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00:20:16.420 you know

00:20:17.400 recently I've

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00:20:23.020 wishing well

00:20:25.720 not wishing well

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00:20:29.100 but also I've

00:20:30.640 been doing

00:20:30.920 chess

00:20:31.420 you know I like

00:20:32.100 to play games

00:20:32.720 on my phone

00:20:33.380 well you know

00:20:34.680 all that time

00:20:35.080 you spent playing

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00:20:36.500 mobile games

00:20:37.480 on your phone

00:20:38.100 you could have

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00:20:40.820 now

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00:21:03.300 that's right

00:21:04.480 I'm getting on

00:21:05.680 I want to play

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00:21:08.420 same time

00:21:08.800 why I'm out

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00:21:09.740 around

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00:21:11.260 I'm playing

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00:21:12.980 some game

00:21:13.500 and I'm

00:21:14.260 broke after

00:21:15.580 and hell I was

00:21:16.460 broke before

00:21:17.180 change it up

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00:22:07.880 all right

00:22:10.180 as we come

00:22:13.600 back man I

00:22:14.220 want to make

00:22:14.680 a message out

00:22:16.520 to boots on

00:22:18.360 the ground

00:22:18.720 Luke and

00:22:19.280 he's a

00:22:19.780 fellow over

00:22:21.100 there in

00:22:21.380 Baton Rouge

00:22:22.260 Louisiana

00:22:23.420 and he's a

00:22:25.160 white guy

00:22:25.680 maybe ginger 0.99

00:22:26.360 semi-ginge

00:22:27.180 and he

00:22:28.840 going in for

00:22:29.660 brain operations

00:22:30.700 something's wrong

00:22:31.320 with his brain 0.99

00:22:31.920 he said

00:22:33.340 they said

00:22:33.640 he needs

00:22:33.880 more room

00:22:34.440 in his brain

00:22:35.020 or whatever 1.00

00:22:35.500 and shit 0.99

00:22:37.080 I don't know 0.99

00:22:37.420 sound like

00:22:37.840 I wouldn't

00:22:38.180 even get it

00:22:38.600 done

00:22:38.820 but he's

00:22:39.140 getting it

00:22:39.460 done

00:22:39.760 so just

00:22:41.780 want to let

00:22:42.100 you know

00:22:42.320 we love

00:22:42.720 you Luke

00:22:43.140 and um

00:22:43.740 you know

00:22:45.540 uh

00:22:46.160 you know

00:22:47.440 we hope

00:22:47.720 you survive

00:22:48.340 and if

00:22:48.720 and if

00:22:49.900 you survive

00:22:50.520 man um

00:22:51.520 send us in

00:22:52.300 some pictures

00:22:52.720 or something

00:22:53.160 you know

00:22:53.520 and do

00:22:54.940 you know

00:22:55.240 show us

00:22:55.680 before and

00:22:56.460 after

00:22:56.760 you know

00:22:57.420 show us

00:22:57.760 that new

00:22:58.100 two three

00:22:58.580 bedroom brain

00:22:59.340 you're gonna 0.53

00:22:59.640 have

00:22:59.980 and if you

00:23:01.280 don't survive

00:23:01.860 bud

00:23:02.280 I just

00:23:02.640 want to

00:23:02.840 let you 0.99

00:23:03.060 I hate

00:23:03.240 to say

00:23:03.540 it

00:23:03.680 but

00:23:03.940 you know

00:23:04.600 let's

00:23:05.220 get it

00:23:05.600 out there

00:23:05.960 and if

00:23:06.940 you don't

00:23:07.180 survive

00:23:07.540 I just

00:23:07.800 want to

00:23:07.940 let you

00:23:08.180 know

00:23:08.320 that um

00:23:08.920 we'll keep

00:23:10.540 you alive

00:23:10.940 here on the

00:23:11.300 podcast

00:23:11.620 somehow

00:23:12.120 so uh

00:23:13.980 my thoughts

00:23:14.480 are with you

00:23:14.840 this week

00:23:15.300 and that's

00:23:16.520 boots on the

00:23:16.980 ground Luke

00:23:17.460 over there

00:23:17.780 and boots

00:23:18.140 on the

00:23:18.340 ground Luke

00:23:18.800 is um

00:23:19.500 he was in

00:23:21.300 a

00:23:21.620 I think he

00:23:22.820 was hit

00:23:23.040 by a tractor

00:23:23.560 something

00:23:23.800 a couple

00:23:24.000 years back

00:23:24.340 but he

00:23:25.520 uh

00:23:26.360 what was

00:23:28.060 hold on

00:23:30.600 uh

00:23:31.220 he

00:23:32.040 he

00:23:34.020 he

00:23:34.260 he

00:23:34.520 he gave

00:23:35.220 the best

00:23:35.640 man

00:23:35.860 he was

00:23:36.320 the one

00:23:36.500 that hit

00:23:36.940 us up

00:23:37.200 a month

00:23:37.500 back

00:23:37.760 about the

00:23:38.100 best man

00:23:38.580 speech

00:23:39.000 for his

00:23:39.860 brother

00:23:40.160 and you

00:23:41.140 guys gave

00:23:41.520 him some

00:23:41.780 recommendations

00:23:42.380 so

00:23:42.880 wishing him

00:23:44.520 uh

00:23:44.800 the best

00:23:45.160 of luck

00:23:45.580 what else

00:23:47.320 is going

00:23:47.640 on

00:23:47.860 oh I

00:23:48.740 saw the

00:23:49.300 uh

00:23:49.600 well look

00:23:49.940 let's get

00:23:50.260 into it

00:23:50.560 man

00:23:50.700 I saw

00:23:51.120 the diamond

00:23:51.880 fight

00:23:52.380 baby

00:23:52.860 and I

00:23:55.300 want to

00:23:55.520 thank everybody

00:23:56.040 for all the

00:23:56.640 DMs and

00:23:57.320 messages I

00:23:58.100 got

00:23:58.400 I can't even

00:23:59.240 imagine what

00:24:00.000 Dustin got

00:24:00.720 just being a

00:24:02.480 friend of

00:24:02.980 Dustin's

00:24:03.500 I got

00:24:04.040 um

00:24:04.560 I got

00:24:06.060 man I must

00:24:07.040 have got

00:24:07.240 4,000

00:24:08.140 messages

00:24:09.360 congratulating

00:24:10.520 me

00:24:11.000 um

00:24:12.560 on that

00:24:13.300 man's

00:24:13.700 victory

00:24:14.080 and he's

00:24:15.020 a victory

00:24:15.500 man if

00:24:15.980 you saw

00:24:16.260 the if

00:24:16.720 you saw

00:24:17.000 the fight

00:24:17.520 you know

00:24:20.200 he came

00:24:20.640 out with

00:24:20.920 a game

00:24:21.400 plan

00:24:21.960 which

00:24:23.900 it just

00:24:25.600 it showed

00:24:26.020 a lot of

00:24:26.400 evolution of

00:24:27.060 him as a

00:24:27.520 fighter

00:24:27.880 I thought

00:24:28.560 this is

00:24:28.940 you know

00:24:29.660 there's two

00:24:30.040 ways that I

00:24:30.540 look at

00:24:30.860 Dustin

00:24:31.080 I look at

00:24:31.560 him as a

00:24:32.180 as a friend

00:24:33.300 and somebody

00:24:33.720 that I care

00:24:34.200 about and

00:24:34.760 then I look

00:24:35.160 at him as

00:24:35.600 a fighter

00:24:36.040 you know

00:24:37.620 so um

00:24:38.620 you know

00:24:40.500 on the

00:24:40.800 fighting

00:24:41.080 side

00:24:41.520 I think

00:24:42.260 a lot

00:24:42.660 of people

00:24:43.000 expected him

00:24:43.880 to just

00:24:44.240 come out

00:24:44.700 and be

00:24:44.980 you know

00:24:45.320 Captain

00:24:45.740 Punchy out

00:24:46.420 there

00:24:46.700 you know 1.00

00:24:47.620 fucking 1.00

00:24:48.280 Benedict 1.00

00:24:48.660 Fist's

00:24:49.260 out there

00:24:49.700 you know

00:24:50.060 what I'm

00:24:50.300 saying 1.00

00:24:50.600 fucking 1.00

00:24:51.240 Larry 1.00

00:24:51.620 Knuckles

00:24:52.040 out there

00:24:52.540 just bucking

00:24:53.160 the trend

00:24:53.620 baby you

00:24:54.120 know

00:24:54.340 and just

00:24:55.180 hoping for

00:24:55.560 the best

00:24:56.100 um

00:24:57.300 but he

00:24:59.020 came out

00:24:59.440 revamped

00:25:00.020 I mean

00:25:02.180 he would be

00:25:02.600 a vampire

00:25:03.140 but with

00:25:03.500 the sharp

00:25:03.880 teeth on

00:25:04.300 the bottom

00:25:04.740 you feel

00:25:05.080 me

00:25:05.180 he came

00:25:05.620 out

00:25:05.960 revamped

00:25:06.960 and he

00:25:09.160 had a

00:25:09.420 plan

00:25:09.800 and he

00:25:12.240 executed it 0.80

00:25:12.960 man 0.86

00:25:13.160 and there

00:25:13.440 was something

00:25:13.940 about him

00:25:14.480 winning

00:25:14.880 and I

00:25:17.080 felt this

00:25:17.520 in a lot

00:25:17.920 of people

00:25:18.260 that were

00:25:18.560 cheering him

00:25:19.780 on

00:25:20.000 that you

00:25:20.940 just felt

00:25:21.680 hopeful

00:25:22.160 about stuff

00:25:25.100 in your own

00:25:25.620 life or

00:25:26.480 things in the

00:25:27.960 world

00:25:28.280 you know

00:25:28.560 you felt

00:25:28.980 like

00:25:29.280 you know

00:25:30.560 the sun

00:25:31.060 was going

00:25:31.340 to come

00:25:31.620 up tomorrow

00:25:32.260 you just

00:25:33.180 felt like

00:25:33.600 that a

00:25:33.940 little

00:25:34.120 and I

00:25:38.240 love what

00:25:38.600 his wife

00:25:39.040 said at

00:25:39.540 the end

00:25:40.140 of the

00:25:40.380 fight

00:25:40.560 y'all

00:25:40.740 aren't

00:25:40.900 gonna

00:25:41.140 don't

00:25:43.580 doubt

00:25:43.860 my husband

00:25:44.440 again

00:25:44.760 something

00:25:45.060 like that

00:25:45.600 I just

00:25:46.040 you know

00:25:47.600 I just

00:25:48.440 you know

00:25:51.120 they just

00:25:51.480 have never

00:25:51.840 paid him

00:25:52.300 fair

00:25:52.540 they've

00:25:54.120 never

00:25:54.320 paid him

00:25:54.720 fair

00:25:54.960 and for

00:25:56.800 him to

00:25:57.080 be there

00:25:57.520 in that

00:25:57.780 hotel

00:25:58.100 for two

00:25:58.660 weeks

00:25:59.180 and he's

00:26:00.260 looking out

00:26:00.760 and Connor's

00:26:01.300 out there

00:26:01.540 on that

00:26:01.780 yacht

00:26:02.160 on that

00:26:02.860 barge

00:26:03.380 Connor's

00:26:03.720 owns a 0.99

00:26:04.080 damn 1.00

00:26:04.280 barge 1.00

00:26:05.020 you know

00:26:07.240 Connor's

00:26:07.680 out there

00:26:08.160 just

00:26:08.500 and I

00:26:09.860 mean I

00:26:10.460 don't know

00:26:10.660 if he

00:26:10.800 could see

00:26:11.060 it from

00:26:11.260 his hotel

00:26:11.680 window

00:26:11.920 or not

00:26:12.340 but if

00:26:12.640 that doesn't

00:26:13.140 create some

00:26:13.620 determination

00:26:14.100 in you

00:26:14.860 but I

00:26:18.360 didn't doubt

00:26:18.880 him man I

00:26:19.240 was definitely

00:26:19.720 scared

00:26:20.460 for him

00:26:21.820 because Connor's

00:26:22.360 a lethal

00:26:22.740 man

00:26:23.180 he's got 0.96

00:26:24.460 that freaking 0.96

00:26:24.900 shoulder snake 0.74

00:26:25.680 baby that

00:26:26.200 that freaking 0.97

00:26:26.740 arm though 0.96

00:26:27.400 and his arm

00:26:28.740 is a lot

00:26:29.100 longer than

00:26:29.620 it looks

00:26:30.140 Jesus

00:26:30.620 you know

00:26:32.960 his arm

00:26:33.340 you could

00:26:33.580 row a boat

00:26:34.120 with his

00:26:34.460 arm

00:26:34.760 you know

00:26:35.860 he got

00:26:36.080 a long

00:26:36.480 arm

00:26:36.840 and

00:26:37.440 yeah it

00:26:40.840 was just

00:26:41.140 amazing man

00:26:41.760 it was just

00:26:43.020 it just

00:26:44.280 you know

00:26:44.580 I was excited

00:26:45.220 for Dustin

00:26:45.620 as a fighter

00:26:46.080 I was excited

00:26:46.500 for Dustin

00:26:46.840 as a person

00:26:47.880 as well

00:26:48.380 and about

00:26:48.800 his future

00:26:49.360 and

00:26:49.700 yeah it

00:26:53.680 was just

00:26:53.980 man I

00:26:54.320 was just

00:26:54.620 elated

00:26:54.940 I was

00:26:55.480 literally

00:26:55.720 swinging

00:26:56.300 from the

00:26:56.880 rafters

00:26:58.320 of a bar

00:26:59.340 that we went

00:26:59.760 to to watch

00:27:00.240 it at

00:27:00.580 like they

00:27:01.780 had some

00:27:02.080 steel beams

00:27:02.700 and I'm

00:27:02.940 in there

00:27:03.160 just swinging

00:27:03.720 back and

00:27:04.160 forth like 0.96

00:27:04.520 a chimp 0.85

00:27:04.840 actually hurt

00:27:05.540 my neck

00:27:05.960 swinging on

00:27:06.500 it

00:27:06.720 so

00:27:09.040 I've had

00:27:10.180 neck pain

00:27:10.640 and now

00:27:11.000 I just

00:27:11.340 you know

00:27:13.220 I just

00:27:13.520 have more

00:27:14.040 but I

00:27:18.740 just

00:27:19.260 I mean

00:27:20.320 I thought

00:27:20.640 it was a

00:27:20.980 good fight

00:27:21.440 you know

00:27:21.820 it was a

00:27:22.020 quick fight

00:27:22.480 but I

00:27:22.740 thought it

00:27:23.000 was a

00:27:23.240 good fight

00:27:23.800 I mean

00:27:24.620 Connor

00:27:24.900 was still

00:27:25.300 landing

00:27:25.560 some blows

00:27:26.240 you know

00:27:27.940 Dustin

00:27:28.260 was hitting

00:27:28.660 him with

00:27:28.900 those kicks 0.78

00:27:29.620 I mean

00:27:31.600 it was just

00:27:32.020 a lot

00:27:32.400 going on

00:27:33.280 man

00:27:35.460 it was

00:27:35.740 but I

00:27:36.060 was just

00:27:36.580 I was

00:27:37.140 I was just

00:27:37.620 I was excited

00:27:38.640 I was excited

00:27:39.820 man

00:27:40.220 because I

00:27:41.360 picked the

00:27:41.720 wrong guy

00:27:42.180 a lot of

00:27:42.580 times

00:27:42.940 in fights

00:27:43.480 and you

00:27:44.020 know

00:27:44.240 betting on

00:27:45.160 the colts

00:27:45.740 or different 0.99

00:27:46.120 shit like 0.99

00:27:46.620 that 1.00

00:27:46.980 go to the

00:27:47.560 horse races

00:27:48.180 you lose

00:27:48.980 you know

00:27:49.900 you lose

00:27:50.440 on you

00:27:50.820 know

00:27:50.920 you bet

00:27:51.280 on you

00:27:51.540 know

00:27:51.680 sixty

00:27:52.140 dollars

00:27:52.600 on 0.57

00:27:52.840 frickin

00:27:53.300 you know

00:27:54.120 Donnie's

00:27:54.740 enemy

00:27:55.100 to come

00:27:55.540 in third

00:27:56.040 or whatever

00:27:56.540 or you

00:27:57.740 know

00:27:57.920 whatever

00:27:58.240 it is

00:27:58.520 starburst

00:27:59.180 enema

00:27:59.600 all

00:27:59.980 horses

00:28:00.900 have the

00:28:01.240 weirdest

00:28:01.500 names

00:28:02.040 but finally

00:28:04.200 to get

00:28:04.640 you know

00:28:05.100 just to

00:28:05.800 get it

00:28:06.080 right

00:28:06.400 and I

00:28:08.320 want a

00:28:08.600 thousand

00:28:08.960 dollars

00:28:09.360 from your

00:28:09.720 boy

00:28:10.100 Brandon

00:28:10.720 shop

00:28:11.180 back

00:28:11.560 and here

00:28:13.780 was the

00:28:14.060 funniest

00:28:14.320 thing

00:28:14.620 was I

00:28:15.080 got a

00:28:15.340 text from

00:28:15.700 Dustin

00:28:16.040 after the

00:28:17.300 fight

00:28:17.620 and it

00:28:18.100 said

00:28:18.520 tell

00:28:21.420 Brennan

00:28:21.880 he owes

00:28:22.300 you that

00:28:22.600 tell

00:28:23.140 Brennan

00:28:23.760 he owes

00:28:25.060 you that

00:28:25.380 money

00:28:25.780 that's

00:28:26.200 what he

00:28:26.460 said

00:28:26.760 man

00:28:27.220 ah

00:28:28.340 so I

00:28:29.960 just

00:28:30.140 can't

00:28:30.380 imagine

00:28:30.560 I think

00:28:31.100 also there

00:28:31.600 was a

00:28:31.880 level of

00:28:32.340 just feeling

00:28:32.900 proud

00:28:33.480 of

00:28:34.040 for Dustin

00:28:35.080 you know

00:28:35.420 and feeling

00:28:35.840 proud for

00:28:36.460 him

00:28:36.780 and

00:28:37.060 yeah

00:28:40.140 I think

00:28:40.700 there was

00:28:41.440 something

00:28:41.760 about

00:28:42.260 it was

00:28:44.920 like man

00:28:45.400 I can't

00:28:46.800 imagine

00:28:47.600 how

00:28:48.100 awesome

00:28:49.860 he must

00:28:50.320 feel right

00:28:50.800 now

00:28:51.100 you know

00:28:51.820 just how

00:28:52.360 proud of

00:28:53.540 himself

00:28:53.900 he must

00:28:54.300 feel

00:28:54.660 and just

00:28:55.020 how

00:28:55.460 just

00:28:57.420 deservant

00:28:58.200 you know

00:29:00.360 you finally

00:29:01.020 I mean 1.00

00:29:01.400 damn 1.00

00:29:01.660 his experience 1.00

00:29:02.360 with the

00:29:02.680 UFC

00:29:02.960 seemed like

00:29:03.420 he's the

00:29:03.700 one

00:29:03.820 he goes

00:29:04.340 up to

00:29:04.560 the ATM

00:29:05.060 and he's

00:29:05.360 got to

00:29:05.560 put in

00:29:05.920 money

00:29:06.220 and finally

00:29:08.220 it comes

00:29:10.520 out and

00:29:11.000 you know

00:29:11.700 I think

00:29:12.360 you know

00:29:13.020 I think

00:29:14.560 he's

00:29:14.800 transcended

00:29:15.280 the sport

00:29:15.820 and

00:29:16.140 you know

00:29:17.380 I've told

00:29:17.760 him that

00:29:18.240 and

00:29:19.480 and I'm

00:29:23.620 excited to

00:29:24.260 see his

00:29:24.540 future

00:29:24.820 I'm excited

00:29:25.220 to see

00:29:25.500 what he

00:29:25.720 does

00:29:26.080 inside of

00:29:27.000 the ring

00:29:27.300 and then

00:29:27.600 outside of

00:29:28.120 the ring

00:29:28.500 I think

00:29:32.240 on the

00:29:32.520 fighting side

00:29:33.040 it's

00:29:33.240 interesting

00:29:33.500 how do

00:29:33.820 you figure

00:29:34.120 out who

00:29:34.380 he fights

00:29:34.840 next

00:29:35.320 because

00:29:38.340 you know

00:29:41.580 if you

00:29:43.120 go for

00:29:43.400 the

00:29:43.540 Conor

00:29:43.800 trilogy

00:29:44.200 that's

00:29:44.520 right

00:29:44.780 there

00:29:45.040 but

00:29:45.240 he

00:29:45.380 just

00:29:45.600 beat

00:29:45.900 him 0.97

00:29:46.080 and

00:29:46.280 it's

00:29:46.460 been

00:29:46.620 five

00:29:46.960 years

00:29:47.160 since

00:29:47.340 the

00:29:47.520 last

00:29:47.840 one

00:29:48.020 like

00:29:48.300 you know

00:29:50.100 I agree

00:29:50.560 with Dustin

00:29:50.960 that Michael

00:29:51.400 Chandler

00:29:51.740 who I love

00:29:52.300 Michael

00:29:52.560 Chandler's

00:29:53.120 and I hope

00:29:54.440 to have him

00:29:54.800 back in here

00:29:55.340 soon

00:29:55.700 but he

00:29:58.100 should have

00:29:58.640 to fight

00:29:58.940 more guys

00:29:59.680 I mean

00:30:00.340 I understand

00:30:00.860 Dustin's

00:30:01.280 point of

00:30:01.620 view

00:30:01.880 you know

00:30:03.520 man I

00:30:04.920 felt bad

00:30:05.300 for Dan

00:30:05.620 Hooker

00:30:05.820 I really

00:30:06.360 like Dan

00:30:06.860 Hooker

00:30:07.160 he seemed

00:30:07.440 like a

00:30:07.680 really cool

00:30:08.100 guy

00:30:08.520 I also

00:30:12.060 thought the

00:30:12.460 whole way

00:30:12.840 the fight

00:30:13.220 came together

00:30:13.840 was amazing

00:30:14.640 you know

00:30:15.080 Conor McGregor

00:30:17.820 is Irish

00:30:18.260 man he's

00:30:18.860 an Irish

00:30:19.160 man I

00:30:19.520 love

00:30:19.760 Ireland

00:30:20.160 you know

00:30:21.020 shout out

00:30:22.360 Dublin

00:30:22.780 you feel

00:30:23.540 me

00:30:23.800 and shout

00:30:25.240 out Scotland

00:30:25.820 as well

00:30:26.320 man

00:30:26.680 you know

00:30:28.880 and Scotland

00:30:29.360 is just

00:30:29.760 drunk

00:30:30.100 Ireland 0.64

00:30:30.520 let's be

00:30:32.320 honest

00:30:32.680 and

00:30:34.040 and I

00:30:36.800 you know

00:30:37.040 what I

00:30:37.300 thought

00:30:37.560 that

00:30:37.960 I mean

00:30:38.980 you know

00:30:39.560 the whole

00:30:39.900 thing

00:30:40.080 kind of

00:30:40.340 started

00:30:40.600 and I

00:30:41.180 may be

00:30:41.760 wrong

00:30:42.040 but it

00:30:43.660 started as

00:30:44.160 a charitable

00:30:44.700 thing

00:30:45.240 Conor

00:30:45.860 and Dustin

00:30:46.160 were going

00:30:46.380 to fight

00:30:46.580 for charity

00:30:47.000 to raise

00:30:47.380 money for

00:30:47.800 their

00:30:47.960 charities

00:30:48.400 and then

00:30:51.080 UFC saw

00:30:51.760 that and

00:30:52.080 got involved

00:30:52.700 you know

00:30:53.220 and

00:30:56.180 and so

00:30:57.400 the whole

00:30:57.740 thing started

00:30:58.180 from a place

00:30:58.660 of charity

00:30:59.040 I thought

00:30:59.780 that Conor

00:31:00.300 was

00:31:00.480 you know

00:31:02.020 he's a

00:31:02.360 businessman

00:31:02.840 now

00:31:03.520 I mean

00:31:05.100 he's got

00:31:05.400 to wake

00:31:05.660 up the

00:31:05.900 next day

00:31:06.280 and do

00:31:06.560 business

00:31:07.020 he's got

00:31:07.540 you know

00:31:08.440 he there's

00:31:08.940 a difference

00:31:09.440 when you

00:31:09.780 go from

00:31:10.220 being

00:31:10.660 an athlete

00:31:12.980 to the

00:31:14.060 owner of

00:31:14.600 the gym

00:31:15.100 you're doing

00:31:17.900 two different

00:31:18.400 things

00:31:18.700 it's two

00:31:19.000 different

00:31:19.240 brains

00:31:19.760 and I'm

00:31:22.000 not saying

00:31:22.340 that Conor

00:31:22.720 is not

00:31:22.940 still one

00:31:23.260 of the

00:31:23.420 greatest

00:31:23.680 fighters

00:31:24.000 of all

00:31:24.260 time

00:31:24.580 I believe

00:31:25.840 it is

00:31:26.140 I mean

00:31:26.300 I just

00:31:26.700 watched

00:31:27.080 all of

00:31:27.360 his

00:31:27.480 fights

00:31:27.760 in the

00:31:28.000 past

00:31:28.260 month

00:31:28.660 I remember

00:31:37.160 after I

00:31:37.580 watched

00:31:37.840 all of

00:31:38.100 his

00:31:38.200 fights

00:31:38.460 literally

00:31:38.720 I texted

00:31:39.160 Dustin

00:31:39.420 I said

00:31:39.660 hey man

00:31:40.020 how's your

00:31:40.800 head

00:31:41.800 man

00:31:42.040 how you

00:31:42.900 feeling

00:31:43.200 you know

00:31:43.680 I was 1.00

00:31:44.340 fucking 0.99

00:31:44.580 scared 0.99

00:31:45.080 dude I

00:31:47.160 hurt my

00:31:47.540 neck 0.71

00:31:47.780 I hurt

00:31:48.120 my neck

00:31:48.420 watching

00:31:48.880 the fight

00:31:49.260 that's

00:31:49.840 how excited

00:31:50.440 I was

00:31:51.080 but no

00:31:54.500 I thought

00:31:54.840 that kind

00:31:55.160 of was a

00:31:55.440 class act

00:31:56.040 and I

00:31:56.280 thought

00:31:56.440 that Dustin

00:31:57.020 you know

00:31:57.940 I'm just

00:31:58.180 obviously

00:31:58.520 glad that

00:31:58.960 he won

00:31:59.460 and

00:32:00.260 there's

00:32:01.380 just no

00:32:01.780 you know

00:32:02.080 he can't

00:32:02.640 there's

00:32:02.940 you can't

00:32:04.260 deny him

00:32:04.780 anymore

00:32:05.220 and I

00:32:07.980 felt his

00:32:08.360 angst

00:32:08.700 after the

00:32:09.140 fight

00:32:09.320 you could

00:32:09.560 feel his

00:32:09.920 angst

00:32:10.320 you know

00:32:10.540 he's

00:32:10.700 angsted

00:32:11.060 out

00:32:11.360 and yeah

00:32:14.460 he just

00:32:14.760 said being

00:32:15.120 there for

00:32:15.520 two weeks

00:32:16.240 and you

00:32:18.500 know at

00:32:18.740 a certain

00:32:19.100 point if

00:32:19.720 if Dana

00:32:21.040 whatever the

00:32:22.580 man's name

00:32:22.980 is Dana

00:32:23.360 Wallace

00:32:23.700 or whatever

00:32:24.020 I don't

00:32:24.220 know what

00:32:24.400 his name

00:32:24.620 is but

00:32:24.880 Dana

00:32:25.220 if Big

00:32:27.240 Dan

00:32:27.540 at a

00:32:27.780 white

00:32:28.000 money

00:32:28.260 man

00:32:28.520 if he

00:32:28.780 doesn't

00:32:29.140 if you

00:32:30.220 don't

00:32:30.440 treat

00:32:30.860 your

00:32:32.300 employees

00:32:33.060 well

00:32:35.600 enough at

00:32:36.160 some point

00:32:36.740 then they

00:32:37.060 they're gonna

00:32:38.580 lose the

00:32:39.100 desire to

00:32:39.560 work with

00:32:40.080 you

00:32:40.280 and I

00:32:42.820 I'm just

00:32:43.300 look I

00:32:44.000 don't know

00:32:44.340 also I

00:32:45.080 don't know

00:32:45.340 anything

00:32:45.860 she may be

00:32:46.800 listening to

00:32:47.260 this saying

00:32:47.660 man Theo

00:32:48.100 doesn't know

00:32:48.420 anything

00:32:48.800 and you'll

00:32:50.060 be and

00:32:50.380 you you

00:32:51.840 would be

00:32:52.180 right

00:32:52.560 but I

00:32:56.140 I just

00:32:57.720 you know

00:32:59.760 you gotta

00:33:00.180 you gotta

00:33:00.580 pay your

00:33:00.980 employees

00:33:01.560 you gotta

00:33:03.560 pay them

00:33:03.960 you gotta

00:33:04.240 want them

00:33:04.700 to ride

00:33:05.280 while you

00:33:06.160 ride

00:33:06.660 and I

00:33:09.820 think people

00:33:10.260 could say

00:33:10.580 well you

00:33:11.140 know Connor

00:33:11.500 is the one

00:33:11.780 that sells

00:33:12.180 the tickets

00:33:12.640 and this

00:33:12.960 and that

00:33:13.240 and some

00:33:13.800 of that's

00:33:14.140 fair

00:33:14.460 very fair

00:33:15.460 you know

00:33:17.660 what Connor

00:33:18.080 has done

00:33:18.340 for that

00:33:18.620 sport is

00:33:19.040 amazing

00:33:19.480 and I'm

00:33:20.400 new to the

00:33:20.820 sport I

00:33:21.180 don't know

00:33:21.480 that much

00:33:22.120 but I

00:33:23.880 think you're

00:33:24.220 in the

00:33:24.400 place now

00:33:24.920 where you

00:33:25.200 have to

00:33:25.640 where you

00:33:26.220 want to

00:33:26.900 pay the

00:33:27.200 man

00:33:27.540 you know

00:33:29.900 and I

00:33:30.140 think that

00:33:30.520 you know

00:33:31.380 who was

00:33:33.220 James J

00:33:33.740 Braddock

00:33:34.040 where was

00:33:34.360 he from

00:33:34.840 oh he's

00:33:39.680 an American

00:33:40.080 boxer

00:33:40.500 well I

00:33:41.580 think you

00:33:41.820 got a new

00:33:42.200 James J

00:33:42.740 Braddock

00:33:43.120 man

00:33:43.440 that's what

00:33:45.260 it felt

00:33:45.600 like

00:33:45.920 the hot

00:33:47.180 sauce

00:33:47.500 balls 0.92

00:33:47.900 baby

00:33:48.160 that's

00:33:48.460 Cinderella

00:33:48.800 man

00:33:49.200 himself

00:33:49.660 Dustin

00:33:50.640 the diamond

00:33:51.100 Poirier

00:33:51.520 and you

00:33:53.880 know we

00:33:54.180 love him

00:33:54.500 here

00:33:54.660 but I

00:33:55.160 was ecstatic

00:33:55.740 man

00:33:56.000 I was so

00:33:56.480 so

00:33:56.760 you know

00:33:57.500 I was

00:33:57.660 kind of

00:33:59.460 bummed

00:33:59.720 for Connor

00:34:00.100 I mean

00:34:00.280 I don't

00:34:00.760 like to

00:34:01.060 see the

00:34:01.400 people

00:34:01.660 lose

00:34:02.220 I wish

00:34:03.060 at the

00:34:03.340 end

00:34:03.520 everybody

00:34:03.960 kind of

00:34:04.820 won

00:34:05.120 but

00:34:06.620 yeah I

00:34:09.780 watched it

00:34:10.180 here in the

00:34:10.540 Central East

00:34:11.080 man and

00:34:11.440 they all

00:34:11.700 you know

00:34:11.920 Michael

00:34:12.220 Chana lives 1.00

00:34:12.900 here

00:34:13.180 and so

00:34:14.140 they were

00:34:14.460 going

00:34:14.780 bononkers

00:34:15.540 for him

00:34:16.140 and his

00:34:18.380 wife came 0.99

00:34:18.940 back

00:34:19.240 she went

00:34:19.560 home and

00:34:19.900 watched it

00:34:20.280 and then

00:34:20.480 came back

00:34:20.940 to the

00:34:21.320 bar after

00:34:22.040 and she

00:34:23.560 was

00:34:23.820 they were

00:34:24.560 all cheering

00:34:25.020 when she

00:34:25.320 came in

00:34:25.680 it was

00:34:25.900 pretty cool

00:34:26.460 but yeah

00:34:29.300 it was

00:34:29.900 it was just

00:34:31.060 a hopeful

00:34:31.500 time

00:34:32.000 there was

00:34:32.300 something

00:34:32.520 hopeful

00:34:32.860 about it

00:34:33.460 there was

00:34:34.980 something

00:34:35.220 exciting

00:34:35.820 about it

00:34:36.860 especially

00:34:38.460 at a time

00:34:38.920 when big

00:34:39.360 business is

00:34:40.020 winning

00:34:40.280 everything

00:34:40.740 it feels

00:34:41.180 like

00:34:41.380 and the

00:34:41.640 little

00:34:41.880 man has

00:34:42.360 been

00:34:42.540 knocked

00:34:42.840 down

00:34:43.320 and then

00:34:46.340 you see

00:34:46.800 a man

00:34:48.620 like Dustin

00:34:49.140 who's not

00:34:49.520 a little

00:34:49.820 man but

00:34:50.400 you see

00:34:50.780 him

00:34:51.200 say hey

00:34:52.780 not today

00:34:53.440 not on

00:34:55.460 my watch

00:34:56.180 and I'm

00:34:59.820 you know

00:35:00.120 I'm done

00:35:00.620 fanboying

00:35:01.240 but I

00:35:01.440 was

00:35:01.620 you know

00:35:02.860 I was

00:35:03.880 just

00:35:04.220 I was

00:35:05.720 stoked

00:35:05.980 for him

00:35:06.460 the guy's

00:35:07.300 been on

00:35:07.580 quite a

00:35:07.960 journey

00:35:08.200 and he

00:35:08.560 and he

00:35:09.180 has to

00:35:09.440 prove

00:35:09.780 himself

00:35:10.220 every

00:35:10.600 time

00:35:11.060 and I

00:35:13.540 think a

00:35:13.860 lot of

00:35:14.220 us can

00:35:14.580 relate to

00:35:15.000 that

00:35:15.200 journey

00:35:15.740 of

00:35:19.240 just

00:35:19.960 constantly

00:35:21.260 having to

00:35:21.700 prove

00:35:22.000 ourselves

00:35:22.540 so

00:35:25.320 man

00:35:26.620 but it

00:35:27.240 was definitely

00:35:27.760 exciting

00:35:28.280 um

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00:37:48.620 what else

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00:37:59.680 oh I don't

00:38:00.880 know if you

00:38:01.340 watch UFC I

00:38:02.160 don't know what

00:38:02.620 was tougher

00:38:03.280 seeing Michael

00:38:05.460 Chandler fight

00:38:06.360 Dan Hooker or

00:38:07.220 then having to

00:38:08.060 watch Michael

00:38:09.460 Chandler do a

00:38:10.100 backflip off of

00:38:11.100 the cage

00:38:11.640 I don't know

00:38:14.060 which one was

00:38:14.500 harder for me

00:38:15.120 I don't know

00:38:16.860 which if I

00:38:18.120 would rather

00:38:18.480 have to fight

00:38:19.140 Dan Hooker

00:38:19.800 or do a

00:38:22.560 backflip off

00:38:23.220 the cage

00:38:23.680 man

00:38:24.040 both looked

00:38:25.800 extremely 0.74

00:38:26.800 insane

00:38:27.660 but kudos

00:38:31.900 to Michael

00:38:32.420 Chandler man

00:38:33.020 on his

00:38:33.320 victory and

00:38:34.020 probably the

00:38:35.200 greatest UFC

00:38:35.980 debut of all

00:38:36.760 time

00:38:37.120 to come right

00:38:39.500 out and

00:38:39.920 and a lot

00:38:41.420 of time in

00:38:41.820 UFC they'll

00:38:42.560 do

00:38:42.960 there's a

00:38:44.740 bit of a

00:38:45.260 dance in

00:38:45.760 the beginning

00:38:46.180 you know

00:38:48.280 there's a

00:38:48.640 bit of a

00:38:49.040 non

00:38:49.440 kind of a

00:38:51.680 non

00:38:52.280 non dancing

00:38:54.380 capoeira

00:38:55.160 of sorts

00:38:56.020 a violent

00:38:56.540 capoeira

00:38:57.260 but Michael

00:38:59.220 Chandler didn't

00:38:59.860 do that

00:39:00.340 he came

00:39:00.920 straight out

00:39:01.540 like that

00:39:02.980 dog

00:39:03.360 like a

00:39:03.880 you know

00:39:05.300 like a

00:39:06.440 poor person

00:39:07.060 neighborhood

00:39:07.620 dog in

00:39:08.300 the 90s

00:39:09.820 that thing

00:39:10.280 it ain't gonna

00:39:12.040 smell you

00:39:12.520 first man

00:39:13.020 it'll bite

00:39:13.740 so

00:39:14.880 ah

00:39:18.460 and it's

00:39:19.300 good

00:39:19.540 so that's

00:39:20.680 what was

00:39:20.900 going on

00:39:21.520 um

00:39:22.400 what else

00:39:23.820 what else

00:39:26.460 we got

00:39:26.980 oh

00:39:28.360 I want to

00:39:28.840 recommend a

00:39:29.320 movie to

00:39:29.820 you I

00:39:30.140 watched

00:39:30.620 and this

00:39:31.720 movie called

00:39:32.280 our friend

00:39:33.320 on Amazon

00:39:34.860 and it's

00:39:37.360 expensive

00:39:37.840 it's a

00:39:38.200 twenty dollar

00:39:38.820 it's a

00:39:39.420 twenty dollar

00:39:40.080 buy-in

00:39:40.800 and you

00:39:42.920 get to

00:39:43.220 watch it

00:39:43.740 you can

00:39:44.580 watch it

00:39:44.940 three times

00:39:45.440 if you

00:39:45.660 want

00:39:45.860 I watch

00:39:46.220 it one

00:39:46.540 time

00:39:46.920 you know

00:39:48.200 I'm no 0.98

00:39:48.460 fucking 1.00

00:39:48.720 pervert 1.00

00:39:49.300 but uh 0.98

00:39:50.020 and it's

00:39:52.180 a sad

00:39:52.560 one

00:39:52.700 watch it

00:39:53.080 with a

00:39:53.300 friend

00:39:53.540 with a

00:39:53.820 loved

00:39:54.060 one

00:39:54.300 you know

00:39:56.040 it's

00:39:56.240 just

00:39:56.480 a

00:39:56.900 it's

00:39:59.380 interesting

00:39:59.920 but um

00:40:02.800 yeah

00:40:04.140 it's

00:40:05.740 just an

00:40:05.980 interesting

00:40:06.220 movie

00:40:06.440 if you

00:40:06.760 get a

00:40:06.960 chance

00:40:07.180 you

00:40:07.340 you

00:40:07.560 watched

00:40:07.900 everything

00:40:08.360 you

00:40:08.520 haven't

00:40:08.680 watched

00:40:08.880 our

00:40:09.600 friend

00:40:10.160 and uh

00:40:12.560 and I

00:40:13.040 think you'll

00:40:13.360 enjoy it

00:40:13.940 uh

00:40:14.920 what else

00:40:15.320 and another

00:40:16.180 thing I

00:40:16.560 watched was

00:40:17.340 Tiger Woods

00:40:18.060 documentary

00:40:18.720 and I

00:40:20.780 think it's

00:40:21.200 on HBO

00:40:21.940 maximum

00:40:23.060 and it's

00:40:25.880 interesting

00:40:26.500 it's a

00:40:28.960 lot about

00:40:29.460 a father

00:40:29.900 and son

00:40:30.520 in their

00:40:33.080 relationship

00:40:33.820 and a

00:40:36.480 lot about

00:40:36.800 the media

00:40:37.380 you know

00:40:40.920 um

00:40:41.620 and a

00:40:45.360 lot about

00:40:45.720 popularity

00:40:46.380 and fame

00:40:47.140 and

00:40:47.500 you know

00:40:50.120 the media

00:40:50.680 really

00:40:51.080 used

00:40:51.620 Tiger

00:40:52.060 you know

00:40:55.440 his dad

00:40:56.020 says in

00:40:56.540 there

00:40:56.740 he says

00:40:57.340 uh

00:40:57.900 you know

00:40:59.620 this is my

00:41:00.140 son

00:41:00.380 this is my

00:41:00.840 greatest

00:41:01.160 gift

00:41:01.700 use him

00:41:03.220 wisely

00:41:03.760 and

00:41:07.400 at the

00:41:10.480 end

00:41:10.920 I feel

00:41:11.560 like

00:41:12.120 Jesus

00:41:15.800 who is

00:41:16.700 that

00:41:17.020 it would

00:41:18.040 email you

00:41:18.520 right now

00:41:19.020 my god

00:41:20.260 sorry

00:41:21.260 and by the

00:41:22.740 end I

00:41:23.220 feel like

00:41:24.080 you see

00:41:28.320 like kind

00:41:28.800 of how a

00:41:29.300 father used

00:41:30.040 his son

00:41:30.600 his son

00:41:30.620 in some

00:41:31.060 ways

00:41:31.500 you see

00:41:33.320 how the

00:41:33.660 media

00:41:34.020 used

00:41:34.800 the

00:41:36.140 father

00:41:36.500 and the

00:41:36.940 son

00:41:37.240 you see

00:41:39.980 how the

00:41:40.320 son

00:41:40.680 used

00:41:41.380 things

00:41:43.060 substances

00:41:43.700 to make

00:41:44.880 him feel

00:41:45.320 okay

00:41:45.760 women 1.00

00:41:46.240 sex 0.61

00:41:47.220 you know

00:41:47.640 anything

00:41:48.440 you can be

00:41:48.900 addicted to

00:41:49.480 sex

00:41:49.980 drugs

00:41:50.780 gambling

00:41:52.000 money

00:41:52.720 anger

00:41:54.540 you know

00:41:55.160 there's

00:41:55.360 food

00:41:56.060 there's

00:41:56.340 every

00:41:56.560 everything

00:41:56.880 can be

00:41:57.260 a

00:41:57.500 you know

00:41:58.820 a supplement

00:41:59.340 for addiction

00:42:00.060 and it was

00:42:04.400 just it was

00:42:04.900 just this

00:42:05.320 fascinating

00:42:05.800 circle of

00:42:06.520 like because

00:42:07.240 his dad

00:42:07.640 says use

00:42:08.260 him wisely

00:42:09.000 I think is

00:42:09.600 the line he

00:42:10.160 says no

00:42:10.900 the father

00:42:11.380 actually he

00:42:11.860 says this

00:42:12.440 is my

00:42:12.840 treasure

00:42:13.360 please

00:42:14.040 accept it

00:42:14.820 and use

00:42:15.440 it wisely

00:42:16.200 and yeah

00:42:18.860 it's just

00:42:19.200 fascinating

00:42:19.700 just how

00:42:20.120 much

00:42:20.380 like work

00:42:21.420 the dad

00:42:22.060 put

00:42:22.320 I think

00:42:22.820 he sought

00:42:23.140 us a

00:42:23.440 natural

00:42:23.800 gift

00:42:24.140 in his

00:42:24.480 son

00:42:24.700 for

00:42:25.000 doing

00:42:25.940 golf

00:42:26.460 golf

00:42:26.860 you know

00:42:27.580 golf

00:42:28.000 golf

00:42:28.800 and then

00:42:30.920 um

00:42:32.500 and then

00:42:34.600 just took

00:42:35.100 it to

00:42:35.340 another

00:42:35.700 level

00:42:36.180 you know

00:42:37.280 spent so

00:42:37.860 much time

00:42:38.500 and

00:42:38.760 and training

00:42:41.120 him

00:42:41.680 and then

00:42:43.900 kind of

00:42:44.360 you know

00:42:44.740 I think

00:42:45.020 probably from

00:42:45.440 the father's

00:42:45.940 eyes it

00:42:46.200 looked like

00:42:46.500 kind of

00:42:46.780 unleashed

00:42:47.360 him on

00:42:47.680 the world

00:42:48.300 um

00:42:51.540 and it's

00:42:54.600 just fat

00:42:55.120 it's just

00:42:55.780 pretty

00:42:55.980 fascinating

00:42:56.660 like

00:42:57.080 because then

00:42:58.620 the media

00:42:59.100 played like

00:42:59.600 this race

00:43:00.120 card

00:43:00.620 but I'm

00:43:02.320 sure Tiger

00:43:02.820 and his

00:43:03.060 family they

00:43:03.400 were all

00:43:03.660 in it

00:43:04.020 you know

00:43:04.220 they were

00:43:04.580 it was

00:43:05.060 just you

00:43:05.720 know it's

00:43:05.960 just the

00:43:06.220 way media

00:43:06.680 does

00:43:07.040 things

00:43:07.540 um

00:43:07.940 try to

00:43:08.200 get an

00:43:08.500 angle

00:43:08.940 you know

00:43:09.580 um

00:43:12.280 but then

00:43:13.540 he gets

00:43:13.920 so big

00:43:14.640 and so

00:43:15.000 popular

00:43:15.500 that just

00:43:15.920 the pressure

00:43:16.480 of like

00:43:16.960 finding

00:43:18.420 something

00:43:18.780 that's

00:43:19.020 just his

00:43:19.440 own

00:43:19.800 you know

00:43:21.100 you'll

00:43:21.300 find

00:43:21.500 addiction

00:43:21.900 that's

00:43:22.220 easy

00:43:22.560 um

00:43:24.240 and it

00:43:25.200 talks about

00:43:25.620 his addiction

00:43:26.200 to women 0.99

00:43:26.760 sex addiction 0.96

00:43:27.720 um

00:43:29.620 which some

00:43:31.500 of the stuff

00:43:31.800 I can relate

00:43:32.340 to man

00:43:32.600 I could just

00:43:32.980 relate to

00:43:33.480 nothing like

00:43:34.220 on his

00:43:34.560 level of

00:43:35.040 popularity

00:43:35.620 I don't

00:43:35.900 mean that

00:43:36.360 but just

00:43:36.940 you know

00:43:39.000 the feeling

00:43:39.900 of something

00:43:40.860 inside of

00:43:41.500 you

00:43:41.760 not being

00:43:42.760 there

00:43:43.160 and needing

00:43:44.820 something

00:43:45.200 on the

00:43:45.540 outside

00:43:46.340 to make

00:43:50.220 you forget

00:43:52.440 that

00:43:52.780 you're missing

00:43:54.160 whatever you're

00:43:54.720 missing

00:43:55.020 um

00:43:57.420 but it's

00:43:58.580 fascinating man

00:43:59.200 those are two

00:43:59.640 good things to

00:44:00.240 watch if you

00:44:00.720 like to watch

00:44:01.280 stuff

00:44:01.660 if you like

00:44:03.300 to look at

00:44:03.780 stuff

00:44:04.100 now if you

00:44:04.680 just want to

00:44:04.980 go back to

00:44:05.360 high school

00:44:05.760 and buy

00:44:06.080 drugs

00:44:06.640 you can

00:44:07.180 holler at 0.81

00:44:07.740 your boy

00:44:08.060 Big Pat

00:44:08.760 alright

00:44:09.440 Slick

00:44:10.800 you can

00:44:11.120 holler at 0.81

00:44:11.640 Spoonie

00:44:12.280 Spotty

00:44:12.940 Yachty

00:44:13.400 Ricky

00:44:13.800 you know

00:44:14.940 little Danny

00:44:15.920 bro

00:44:16.240 little Danny

00:44:17.460 so

00:44:20.600 dude I remember

00:44:23.300 being at school

00:44:23.980 and the

00:44:25.300 drug dogs

00:44:26.020 came in there

00:44:26.980 and I was

00:44:28.940 high as hell

00:44:29.660 man

00:44:30.020 I was high 1.00

00:44:32.000 as fucking 1.00

00:44:32.420 four gay dudes 1.00

00:44:33.420 in a fucking 1.00

00:44:33.880 hot air balloon 0.99

00:44:34.640 bro I was 0.98

00:44:35.020 fucking high 1.00

00:44:35.420 as fuck 1.00

00:44:35.880 you know 1.00

00:44:37.200 I was fucking 0.99

00:44:37.740 high 0.99

00:44:38.220 you know

00:44:40.960 I'm saying

00:44:41.160 if you need

00:44:41.600 me I'll be

00:44:42.080 up there 0.99

00:44:42.420 bitch I'm 1.00

00:44:42.880 high 1.00

00:44:43.200 and um

00:44:45.880 I remember

00:44:47.400 just I was

00:44:47.900 scared of

00:44:48.300 dogs at the

00:44:48.840 time

00:44:49.140 and

00:44:51.640 I'm like

00:44:53.120 hiding by the

00:44:53.760 teacher and 1.00

00:44:54.300 shit and they 1.00

00:44:54.900 thought I was 1.00

00:44:55.380 all fucked up 0.99

00:44:56.280 and I was 0.99

00:44:57.300 I was high

00:44:57.860 but I was also

00:44:58.860 scared of dogs

00:44:59.680 you know which

00:45:00.140 really kind of

00:45:01.000 feel like the

00:45:01.380 same thing

00:45:01.920 and uh

00:45:05.480 and I asked

00:45:07.220 the teacher

00:45:07.480 point blank

00:45:07.840 I said well

00:45:08.200 can the dog

00:45:08.720 just smell

00:45:09.340 if I'm

00:45:09.680 high

00:45:10.040 and he

00:45:12.180 asked the

00:45:12.520 policeman that

00:45:13.160 was with the

00:45:13.560 dog and

00:45:14.100 they said

00:45:14.700 no

00:45:15.060 I said

00:45:15.900 alright

00:45:16.260 we good

00:45:17.780 then

00:45:18.060 fam

00:45:18.380 we

00:45:18.640 good

00:45:19.640 let's get

00:45:22.220 to some of

00:45:22.580 your calls

00:45:23.020 but first I

00:45:23.600 gotta let you

00:45:24.020 know that uh

00:45:24.820 the time is

00:45:25.900 coming to get

00:45:26.380 your body

00:45:26.780 right

00:45:27.180 god I

00:45:29.420 need it

00:45:29.780 man

00:45:30.120 man I've

00:45:32.800 been in just

00:45:33.200 so much

00:45:33.640 pain man

00:45:34.580 I just got

00:45:35.000 so much

00:45:35.380 pain from

00:45:36.020 just man

00:45:38.340 every

00:45:38.680 every 0.93

00:45:39.340 freaking week 0.75

00:45:40.260 something's

00:45:40.600 wrong with

00:45:40.960 my body

00:45:41.460 bro

00:45:41.740 and I'm

00:45:44.280 sorry to

00:45:44.580 sound like

00:45:44.820 I'm

00:45:44.960 complaining

00:45:45.320 but I

00:45:45.580 want to

00:45:45.820 go do

00:45:46.600 jiu-jitsu

00:45:47.020 I want to

00:45:47.460 be able to

00:45:47.820 do yoga

00:45:48.180 I want to

00:45:48.520 be able to

00:45:48.800 do the

00:45:49.060 things I

00:45:49.320 want to

00:45:49.540 do

00:45:49.880 and I've

00:45:51.540 just been

00:45:51.820 feeling

00:45:52.080 beaten

00:45:52.380 down

00:45:52.780 you know

00:45:56.080 it's a

00:45:56.380 new year

00:45:56.980 and it's

00:45:58.440 and it is

00:45:59.480 it is my

00:46:00.040 resolution

00:46:00.540 as it is

00:46:01.020 many people's

00:46:01.680 to get in

00:46:02.520 better shape

00:46:03.160 physically

00:46:05.820 and mentally

00:46:06.620 and I like

00:46:08.680 to work out

00:46:09.320 but sometimes

00:46:11.000 the workouts

00:46:11.580 you want to

00:46:12.120 do you

00:46:12.420 can't do

00:46:12.940 them

00:46:13.160 it says

00:46:14.180 you need

00:46:14.460 a you know

00:46:15.880 you need

00:46:16.220 a couple

00:46:16.480 barbells

00:46:17.320 you need

00:46:17.560 a hillside

00:46:18.900 and a big

00:46:19.300 boulder

00:46:19.780 like just

00:46:20.220 some of the

00:46:21.340 workouts is

00:46:21.980 too egregious

00:46:23.320 or egregious

00:46:25.540 bro

00:46:25.820 and I

00:46:27.040 don't want

00:46:27.240 to spend

00:46:27.460 two thousand

00:46:28.020 dollars on

00:46:28.540 a tony

00:46:28.900 little gazelle

00:46:29.520 freestyler

00:46:30.300 or some

00:46:31.460 susan sarandon

00:46:32.380 you know

00:46:32.860 you know 1.00

00:46:34.780 a damn 1.00

00:46:35.200 you know 0.99

00:46:36.780 a swimming

00:46:37.240 tank or

00:46:37.820 something for

00:46:38.160 your yard

00:46:38.640 I can't

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00:46:54.460 this is the

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00:47:58.120 man

00:47:58.640 oh

00:48:02.600 they have a

00:48:05.900 slipped disc

00:48:06.480 like in the

00:48:06.860 top of my

00:48:07.380 back

00:48:07.840 and man

00:48:08.520 it is

00:48:08.980 it's a lot

00:48:12.340 sorry to bring

00:48:12.880 that on this

00:48:13.340 show but it

00:48:13.820 is a lot

00:48:14.260 at the moment

00:48:14.740 let's get into

00:48:15.380 some calls

00:48:15.900 you guys had

00:48:16.460 some great

00:48:16.860 calls

00:48:17.480 and people

00:48:18.680 saying what

00:48:19.140 they done

00:48:19.660 and thing

00:48:20.040 like that

00:48:20.640 and i want

00:48:21.980 to hear it

00:48:22.500 you know

00:48:23.600 first we had

00:48:24.200 out last

00:48:24.640 week um

00:48:25.340 i want to

00:48:26.500 say hit the 0.51

00:48:26.960 hotline man

00:48:27.740 hit that h 0.99

00:48:28.360 baby 0.97

00:48:28.740 hit the

00:48:33.480 hotline

00:48:34.160 i think i'm

00:48:35.500 losing my

00:48:35.820 voice

00:48:36.040 um

00:48:37.120 for

00:48:38.680 uh

00:48:40.040 if you went

00:48:40.540 to a special

00:48:41.100 place to

00:48:41.640 eat

00:48:41.860 you know

00:48:43.900 when i was

00:48:44.300 young we went 0.96

00:48:44.780 to blowjobs 0.97

00:48:45.500 pizza bj's 0.99

00:48:46.520 pizza they

00:48:46.980 called it

00:48:47.440 and they

00:48:50.380 said it

00:48:50.880 it stood

00:48:51.340 for bj 0.94

00:48:51.940 uh black 0.99

00:48:52.560 jacks 0.99

00:48:53.440 but everybody

00:48:54.260 knew the

00:48:54.740 truth baby

00:48:55.280 people was

00:48:56.320 blowing each 0.99

00:48:56.880 other sucking 1.00

00:48:57.440 off you know 1.00

00:48:58.260 touching dick 0.99

00:48:59.480 to mouth 1.00

00:48:59.920 mouth to dick 1.00

00:49:00.640 baby you know 1.00

00:49:01.180 what i'm saying

00:49:01.620 praise god

00:49:02.280 bro

00:49:02.560 so um

00:49:05.680 here we go

00:49:07.160 a couple calls

00:49:07.880 came in

00:49:08.440 let's hear it

00:49:09.880 what's up

00:49:13.300 pio this is

00:49:14.060 your boy

00:49:14.400 brian

00:49:14.880 coming at you

00:49:16.180 from uh

00:49:16.820 st petersburg

00:49:17.560 florida

00:49:18.080 oh brian

00:49:19.520 in st petersburg

00:49:21.520 dude it's a good

00:49:22.180 place to get a

00:49:23.200 find a little

00:49:24.720 buried treasure

00:49:25.420 maybe see a 0.98

00:49:26.140 damn 1.00

00:49:26.540 tattooed 1.00

00:49:28.280 tit

00:49:28.520 bro

00:49:28.900 oh yeah

00:49:31.580 come on

00:49:33.580 omit

00:49:34.000 and i was

00:49:35.340 just listening

00:49:36.120 to your

00:49:36.580 round italians

00:49:37.740 episode

00:49:38.220 and uh

00:49:39.360 you were

00:49:39.540 talking about

00:49:40.080 going to

00:49:40.820 bj's pizza

00:49:41.700 when you were

00:49:42.600 a kid with

00:49:43.020 your family

00:49:43.540 and you

00:49:44.600 you asked us

00:49:45.360 if we had

00:49:45.860 any memories

00:49:46.360 growing up

00:49:46.840 of always

00:49:47.380 going to

00:49:47.860 an eatery

00:49:48.780 i grew up

00:49:50.120 in the

00:49:50.440 suburbs of

00:49:51.300 chicago

00:49:51.860 and we'd go

00:49:52.540 to this

00:49:52.900 pizza place

00:49:53.520 called

00:49:53.760 papa

00:49:54.140 passero's

00:49:54.920 oh papa

00:49:55.720 passero's

00:49:56.740 huh

00:49:56.980 let's hear

00:49:58.380 more about

00:49:58.860 this is

00:49:59.260 about this

00:50:00.060 beautiful spot

00:50:01.260 and you

00:50:02.960 would think

00:50:03.320 because it's

00:50:03.820 chicago

00:50:04.320 it's good

00:50:04.740 pizza

00:50:05.100 but but

00:50:05.720 very similar

00:50:06.260 to your

00:50:06.580 bj's

00:50:07.320 incident

00:50:08.240 uh

00:50:08.980 the pizza 0.99

00:50:09.540 sucked man 0.93

00:50:10.260 but i know 0.98

00:50:11.040 they had cheap

00:50:11.600 beer so my

00:50:12.240 parents and my

00:50:12.940 aunts and uncles

00:50:13.760 would go out

00:50:14.420 on a friday night

00:50:15.640 we'd all get beer

00:50:16.300 and pizza and they

00:50:17.000 had a big old

00:50:17.500 arcade and they'd

00:50:18.940 send us into the

00:50:19.700 arcade with some

00:50:20.920 quarters we'd be

00:50:21.640 playing mortal

00:50:22.120 combat and all the

00:50:23.000 games and the one

00:50:24.480 memory i had to

00:50:25.120 stuck out is this

00:50:25.800 one boy i don't

00:50:26.980 know his name but

00:50:27.960 he would always

00:50:28.440 dominate the mortal

00:50:29.160 combat machine

00:50:30.020 and he would

00:50:31.960 keep his quarters

00:50:32.940 in his mouth it

00:50:34.180 was the strangest

00:50:34.920 thing and he'd

00:50:35.560 get done beating

00:50:36.140 somebody flawless

00:50:37.060 victory with

00:50:37.740 scorpio and then

00:50:39.320 he'd spit out like

00:50:40.580 a little lizard spit

00:50:41.480 out a couple quarters

00:50:42.500 throw them back in

00:50:43.680 the machine say who's 0.99

00:50:44.560 next damn man and 1.00

00:50:46.540 that's a sign usually 0.99

00:50:47.560 of uh eating

00:50:48.500 disorder you know

00:50:51.180 that could be some

00:50:53.260 type of eating

00:50:53.760 disorder maybe um

00:50:55.220 but yeah every

00:50:58.440 arcade had some kid

00:50:59.600 at it that you

00:51:00.220 didn't know from

00:51:01.000 your town you're

00:51:01.520 like who there's

00:51:02.340 only 40 kids in

00:51:03.340 town i knows them

00:51:05.060 all and who is

00:51:06.240 this magic man

00:51:07.620 some little fella 1.00

00:51:09.080 named laser or

00:51:10.080 something every

00:51:10.840 arcade had some 0.98

00:51:11.680 weird ass kid that 0.97

00:51:12.700 you never seen 0.97

00:51:13.600 before who was

00:51:16.500 always winning all

00:51:17.440 the games and

00:51:18.240 doing this and

00:51:18.920 that dude i was

00:51:22.060 always the weirdo

00:51:22.920 at arcade where i

00:51:23.760 would like i'd have

00:51:24.780 to check every

00:51:25.420 little thing then

00:51:26.660 i'd go outside and

00:51:27.600 check the newspaper

00:51:28.300 machine see if they

00:51:29.580 had a quarter and

00:51:31.800 then um sometimes

00:51:33.100 the video game

00:51:33.860 somebody would have

00:51:34.400 dropped a quarter

00:51:35.160 and it would have

00:51:35.640 got stuck under so

00:51:36.720 i'd look under there

00:51:37.740 some of them i get a

00:51:38.880 piece of paper and

00:51:39.560 fold it over about

00:51:41.320 four times make me a

00:51:42.480 paper stick make me a

00:51:45.160 stick but out of

00:51:45.800 paper it's almost

00:51:46.400 like because a paper

00:51:49.560 was a stick so

00:51:51.700 really you just doing 0.98

00:51:52.680 some damn it's 0.98

00:51:54.780 almost like when 0.99

00:51:55.240 you see a mannequin

00:51:56.000 made out of actual

00:51:56.720 human body parts 1.00

00:51:57.920 you're like damn 0.96

00:51:58.680 okay this is you 0.98

00:52:01.460 know this is back

00:52:02.160 back forth and

00:52:03.040 forth you know what

00:52:03.640 i'm saying this is

00:52:04.340 refurbishment but um

00:52:06.680 but i'd make a paper

00:52:08.460 stick and i would try

00:52:09.340 to slide reach under

00:52:10.780 the machine and see

00:52:11.480 if there's because

00:52:12.100 there's only about an

00:52:12.820 eighth of an inch

00:52:13.520 there and it was

00:52:14.500 dust in there is

00:52:15.480 nasty they usually

00:52:17.540 have a little runt or 0.95

00:52:18.460 a little gumball down

00:52:19.520 there and i would

00:52:21.140 slide that paper trying

00:52:22.420 to knock a quarter

00:52:23.140 out the end

00:52:23.780 um or look behind

00:52:28.220 the machine there

00:52:29.040 was a button behind

00:52:29.780 the machine something

00:52:30.300 you could press it it

00:52:30.980 would turn the

00:52:31.340 machine on and off and

00:52:32.320 i would always like

00:52:32.980 wait for it to come

00:52:33.680 on and think it was

00:52:34.420 gonna let me have a

00:52:35.180 free game and it

00:52:36.000 wouldn't and then

00:52:36.980 there was always the

00:52:37.640 person that would sit

00:52:38.260 there and watch you

00:52:39.140 play all the games

00:52:40.080 that dude that kid

00:52:42.620 whoever that kid

00:52:43.480 was a little benji or

00:52:44.680 a little tragic we

00:52:46.580 had a little black

00:52:47.160 kid boss named 0.54

00:52:47.760 tragic right

00:52:48.760 and man he would he 0.72

00:52:53.740 never had a damn 0.72

00:52:54.620 dime right he sit 0.98

00:52:55.620 there and watch you

00:52:56.400 play he would why he

00:52:59.060 wouldn't say nothing 0.96

00:52:59.880 bro damn he wouldn't 0.90

00:53:03.220 say no i don't know if 0.99

00:53:04.120 he ever even said

00:53:04.960 nothing he might still

00:53:07.420 be just looking at

00:53:08.160 something

00:53:08.440 but um

00:53:11.940 what else what'd you

00:53:15.760 say man yeah it was

00:53:16.740 fun though the video

00:53:17.440 games was a big part

00:53:18.500 and i would get what

00:53:21.280 i was that game super

00:53:22.600 ice brothers let me

00:53:23.760 see super ice

00:53:24.980 super

00:53:27.000 ice bros

00:53:30.060 no that wasn't it

00:53:32.920 yeah super maybe it

00:53:38.420 was smash brothers but

00:53:39.200 it was an old one i

00:53:41.000 thought it was ice bros

00:53:42.240 yeah there was some

00:53:46.660 game just i don't even

00:53:47.820 know some of the games

00:53:48.940 were just so old oh

00:53:51.020 castlevania and you get

00:53:53.680 to you know it was like

00:53:54.560 i don't know what it

00:53:56.200 was it was like some

00:53:56.800 guy that was like kind

00:53:57.460 of like

00:53:57.920 it was like zillow for

00:54:02.040 vampires it was like

00:54:03.060 some guy that was

00:54:03.660 looking for a castle i

00:54:05.800 guess i don't remember

00:54:06.540 he you know he just

00:54:08.700 couldn't really find i

00:54:11.720 don't remember what it

00:54:12.340 was it was like five i

00:54:15.000 don't remember if the

00:54:15.580 place had a drawer he

00:54:16.800 didn't lie what he was

00:54:19.280 fighting but you were

00:54:20.120 he had a whip and you

00:54:21.120 were angry at the

00:54:21.920 realtors and you were

00:54:23.480 like looking for a nice

00:54:24.400 castle but you couldn't

00:54:25.160 find what you wanted

00:54:25.900 um you know you'd be in

00:54:29.260 like a 60 bedroom castle

00:54:30.600 and you'd be pissed off 0.75

00:54:31.560 them yeah just i don't

00:54:33.200 know i wasn't real good

00:54:34.120 at it but mom or dad

00:54:35.580 give you that quarter

00:54:36.420 and you go oh when you

00:54:39.260 put that quarter in just

00:54:40.400 the feeling you had i got

00:54:42.420 a chance all right hit the

00:54:44.620 buttons a couple times

00:54:45.520 before the game starts

00:54:46.440 move the joystick

00:54:49.620 man it was fun that was a

00:54:55.040 good time thank you for

00:54:56.160 the call as always the

00:54:57.540 hotline 985-664-9503 let's

00:55:02.360 hear another one hi

00:55:04.720 it's molly martin from new

00:55:07.200 albany indiana molly martin

00:55:09.820 from new albany indiana and

00:55:14.780 indiana is a good place to

00:55:16.600 really pull over on the side

00:55:19.000 of the road and think about

00:55:20.260 you know think about uh some

00:55:23.940 of the choices you've made

00:55:25.000 onward baby let's hear more

00:55:27.360 and i'm calling because i just

00:55:29.580 listened to your episode today

00:55:30.960 with chris the first person

00:55:33.140 with down syndrome to complete

00:55:34.440 the iron man and i was crying

00:55:37.860 from the first minute to like

00:55:39.940 i've cried the whole whole

00:55:41.840 episode it was so heartwarming

00:55:44.020 especially because my older

00:55:46.040 brother has down syndrome and

00:55:48.120 okay so you got that insider

00:55:50.600 trading baby you really that

00:55:52.500 really would hit that would

00:55:53.860 hit uh close to home if you

00:55:56.680 have that onward thank you for

00:55:58.640 listening it just meant a lot to

00:56:00.520 me to see the way that you gave

00:56:02.920 him uh the space to express

00:56:05.420 himself and you did such a good

00:56:07.080 job of like asking him questions

00:56:09.260 and and having conversation with

00:56:11.820 him i was really impressed and

00:56:14.300 touched by that and chris is so

00:56:16.380 inspirational he's inspiring me to

00:56:18.620 make my own dream board and to

00:56:20.440 stop making excuses for myself

00:56:22.400 of why i can't do this or that

00:56:24.760 and um and to be focused every day

00:56:28.060 on my dreams and um i also really

00:56:31.440 hope that you guys do that double

00:56:32.900 date um that you talked about on

00:56:35.360 the podcast oh yeah i think we'll

00:56:38.220 we might try that i'm gonna aim for

00:56:40.440 it you know i mentioned terrence

00:56:42.800 terrence ross on the podcast and

00:56:45.240 uh and he plays for orlando's

00:56:49.320 magic and if if i can when the

00:56:52.600 world's open i'll go to a game and

00:56:54.340 see if we can't find a couple

00:56:55.580 nickels man 0.97

00:56:56.400 i mean we'll take dimes but we'll

00:57:00.000 settle for nickels baby you feel me

00:57:01.640 uh but that'd be fun if me and

00:57:04.900 chris could go on a double date to

00:57:06.040 the game so i would love to do it

00:57:07.920 so i'm gonna see if i can't make

00:57:09.840 that happen um and then you know

00:57:13.840 obviously terrence will have to get

00:57:14.820 us tickets but that's on terrence

00:57:16.300 you know that is on terrence man

00:57:19.480 that ain't my problem terrence uh so

00:57:22.760 we'll see what happens man but no

00:57:25.440 molly i appreciate you uh checking it

00:57:28.300 out you know man i just went through

00:57:30.920 such a week of like uplifting moments

00:57:33.060 there was um there was the chris

00:57:35.920 interview there was the dustin win

00:57:37.900 uh tom brady making it back to the

00:57:40.860 suit just things that made you feel

00:57:42.920 hopeful i think things that made you

00:57:47.160 feel like uh

00:57:48.500 like like everything is like there's

00:57:52.680 like there's there is magic happening

00:57:54.740 and i needed that

00:57:56.860 you know and it was one of the most

00:58:01.320 interesting things about being around

00:58:03.140 chris was well first just from looking

00:58:06.740 at him i there's there because there

00:58:08.380 there there heads this assumption that

00:58:11.140 that there's something that he like he

00:58:14.380 can't hear you sometimes or that he's

00:58:16.140 not paying attention like um

00:58:19.360 i don't know what it is you know and

00:58:23.580 it's not from him it's just from being

00:58:25.420 having been around other ds children and

00:58:27.800 stuff like that and ds you know um

00:58:32.340 and you know were you you kind of

00:58:38.760 i don't know i think i went into it with

00:58:42.400 this curiosity like what is it really

00:58:44.380 like to be inside of him to you know and 0.69

00:58:48.100 not i'm not talking sex or nothing like 0.88

00:58:49.760 that i'm talking uh from a point of like

00:58:51.680 what is it like for his frame of

00:58:53.440 reference for the world you know and how

00:58:56.080 can i get that how can i see what

00:58:57.840 he's seeing

00:58:59.080 because i had a time one time i was in

00:59:03.180 a halloween costume and i was in there

00:59:05.400 and it was sweaty and

00:59:06.420 i could look out the eye slots but

00:59:09.800 the the mask was real thick and

00:59:13.080 and i couldn't move that grade and it

00:59:16.000 was hard people couldn't hear me

00:59:17.440 and i felt like man i wonder if this is

00:59:20.880 what it's like to have like a down

00:59:22.460 syndrome or autism

00:59:23.640 you know like you can see the world

00:59:28.720 but it just can't

00:59:29.820 you can't interact with it the way you

00:59:32.920 want to

00:59:33.520 because that's what i had felt i had

00:59:38.200 felt trapped a little

00:59:39.360 so i think i wish i would have asked

00:59:44.860 chris more things like uh what are

00:59:46.580 things that he likes to smell

00:59:47.840 you know like um i wish i would have

00:59:51.220 talked to him more about feelings

00:59:52.740 and asked his dad if he has like all

00:59:55.260 the same feelings that uh people

00:59:57.900 without down syndrome have you know

00:59:59.600 non-d-essers 1.00

01:00:00.720 um

01:00:02.440 but hey i think there could be another

01:00:06.400 opportunity i was extremely just

01:00:07.920 inspired by

01:00:08.600 and also it was cool to see he's 22

01:00:11.600 are he 20 i mean he's 22 or 21 who

01:00:15.020 gives at that age who cares

01:00:16.320 you know he's yeah so he's thinking

01:00:19.420 about women

01:00:20.080 just like i was at that age

01:00:21.780 just like i still am half the time

01:00:24.060 so it's just dope to see that

01:00:27.480 look he's still he's feeling he's

01:00:29.100 trying to find this other element

01:00:30.520 that may be out there for him that

01:00:32.780 lady you know 1.00

01:00:33.540 smoking hot

01:00:34.620 i love that man

01:00:37.640 he's smoking hot

01:00:39.380 smoking hot

01:00:40.660 man but it was special and his dad

01:00:43.760 was special and uh

01:00:45.600 you know i just felt lucky to be in

01:00:50.420 their presence that's kind of what i

01:00:51.520 felt like

01:00:52.020 so

01:00:54.460 yeah god bless him man

01:00:57.500 you know and

01:00:58.860 and you know we can do it whatever it

01:01:02.960 is

01:01:03.400 you know

01:01:06.240 what is it what did he say the pain

01:01:09.060 or your dreams

01:01:10.220 the pain or your dreams

01:01:14.620 you know

01:01:15.280 and he just kept choosing his dreams

01:01:19.800 but thank you for that call uh molly

01:01:22.840 and be safe out there i saw an owl get

01:01:25.900 uh denigrated one time or i don't know if

01:01:29.680 that's a word but killed by uh

01:01:31.800 tow truck over there on 52 or 53 heading

01:01:35.620 from indianapolis to uh bloomington

01:01:37.340 so

01:01:41.180 all right

01:01:43.460 uh

01:01:44.460 let's take another call that came in right

01:01:46.540 here man

01:01:47.360 um

01:01:48.460 here we go

01:01:50.580 hey theo this is will

01:01:53.060 i wanted to call in um

01:01:54.780 let you know about

01:01:55.520 what restaurants used to hit when i was a

01:01:57.460 kid

01:01:57.700 reminded me when you were talking

01:01:59.800 about uh my mom taking me to uh

01:02:02.320 hardy's when uh she would be taking us to

01:02:04.460 school in the morning

01:02:05.260 you know it was uh

01:02:06.840 we'd always get a little uh

01:02:08.680 just a biscuit you know

01:02:09.760 you get a biscuit real cheap

01:02:10.960 and then we get a little uh

01:02:12.080 uh jelly packets for free

01:02:13.840 so we could have a biscuit with jelly

01:02:15.520 oh yeah baby that free jelly

01:02:17.480 god whoever invented free jelly baby

01:02:21.720 praise god

01:02:22.680 i mean they knew they knew

01:02:25.840 they knew i was gonna come into the world

01:02:28.120 and i would be looking for something like that

01:02:31.080 you know

01:02:34.340 some of them when i think about

01:02:35.240 some of them i'll

01:02:35.700 some of them i'll lay in bed at night

01:02:37.180 and just think about all the packets of free jelly

01:02:39.460 that are out there

01:02:40.200 behind every counter

01:02:43.720 at every

01:02:44.180 you know fast food joint

01:02:45.920 just right under the

01:02:46.840 just right under the ledge 0.99

01:02:48.200 just a bucket of damn free jellies baby 0.99

01:02:51.300 and dual jellies 0.99

01:02:52.360 strawberry and grape

01:02:54.020 strawberry and grape baby

01:02:57.420 and some of them i just can't even sleep

01:03:01.060 just thinking about all the individual packets

01:03:03.500 and you know first jelly was all together 0.98

01:03:07.840 and then they fucking separated it man 0.97

01:03:09.700 and i don't know who came in 0.99

01:03:11.920 the germans

01:03:12.740 or a bunch of business people came in

01:03:14.440 and just

01:03:14.820 you know

01:03:15.840 hey hey

01:03:16.460 hey hey

01:03:17.400 hey

01:03:17.680 no no no

01:03:18.720 yeah

01:03:18.940 no no

01:03:19.680 nein

01:03:20.120 nein

01:03:20.620 zvitter's on

01:03:22.480 you know

01:03:23.080 and then they put it all in a little packet

01:03:25.480 a little orphan

01:03:26.160 little orphan tea

01:03:27.320 tablespoons of jelly bro

01:03:28.840 and i call it yelly sometimes 0.99

01:03:31.220 but damn 0.95

01:03:35.300 there's something beautiful man 0.99

01:03:36.320 if you close your eyes

01:03:37.300 and think about all the jelly

01:03:38.300 that's out there

01:03:39.300 god that's

01:03:47.560 i mean that's remarkable

01:03:51.820 it's remarkable brother

01:03:55.440 yeah i feel you man

01:03:57.400 i remember when

01:03:57.980 when we had a little bit of money

01:04:00.620 when mom had sold something

01:04:01.900 you know mom sometimes would sell different items

01:04:04.060 you know when she did newspapers 0.99

01:04:07.020 and she would do sometime

01:04:08.300 you know cookies

01:04:11.620 this company called vortman cookies

01:04:13.340 and i'd sneak out to her car at night

01:04:17.580 and have me about 30 0.98

01:04:18.440 30 damn oatmeal cookies or something 0.99

01:04:20.160 you know 45 shortbreads 1.00

01:04:21.900 or all kind of shit 1.00

01:04:22.720 so full of cookie 1.00

01:04:25.000 i couldn't even get back to the house man

01:04:26.620 so full

01:04:27.960 i couldn't even bend my body

01:04:29.060 i was walking

01:04:29.620 like a gingerbread man

01:04:31.300 which was ironic

01:04:33.360 because i just had nine of them

01:04:35.180 and uh

01:04:39.140 but sometimes mom would take us to get a

01:04:41.440 bacon egg and cheese biscuit

01:04:44.140 from mcdaniels baby

01:04:46.380 god

01:04:46.720 i mean i

01:04:50.240 that was my roof's crisp daddy

01:04:52.020 and i remember the wrapper

01:04:56.340 at the time it said

01:04:57.120 bacon egg and cheese biscuit

01:04:58.880 on it

01:04:59.700 so if a girl walked by 1.00

01:05:02.420 i'd fucking 0.99

01:05:02.980 i would wait till a girl walked by 1.00

01:05:04.860 and that's when i would open it

01:05:06.460 so she would see the side 0.98

01:05:07.700 bitch i got all these ingredients up in 1.00

01:05:10.540 yeah 1.00

01:05:10.780 you know

01:05:13.140 this that full monty baby

01:05:15.340 this that buffet grenade baby

01:05:18.200 this bacon egg and yes

01:05:19.840 and there was something special about it man

01:05:25.740 there was something about it

01:05:27.140 and i missed that man

01:05:30.880 that was fun

01:05:31.560 and so my father would go with us too

01:05:33.360 when i was real young

01:05:34.460 he only went once or twice

01:05:37.840 before we got

01:05:38.560 they got divorced

01:05:39.320 but he

01:05:39.660 he would go sometimes

01:05:41.320 but i remember that man

01:05:45.660 it was nice man

01:05:46.700 i felt

01:05:47.240 man i felt fancy

01:05:48.440 i really really felt fancy

01:05:51.480 when we got that

01:05:52.380 um

01:05:53.700 let's take another call

01:05:56.180 here we go

01:05:57.780 yo what up theo

01:05:59.500 it's me

01:06:00.400 and elliot

01:06:01.160 down from here in georgia

01:06:02.680 what's up elliot

01:06:04.380 down there in georgia brother

01:06:06.580 you know

01:06:06.900 not the country in europe

01:06:09.100 but you know

01:06:10.140 the state

01:06:10.740 oh yeah

01:06:12.060 georgia's a good place

01:06:13.820 to get a uh

01:06:14.720 hickey

01:06:15.120 from somebody who

01:06:17.120 you know

01:06:18.460 who uh

01:06:20.380 really for anybody

01:06:23.560 some people

01:06:24.820 some people

01:06:25.160 they give it to you

01:06:26.280 as a form of payment

01:06:27.060 you know

01:06:28.120 they paint

01:06:28.560 they paint

01:06:29.220 you know

01:06:29.760 you paint their fence

01:06:31.100 and they come out 1.00

01:06:31.600 suck on your neck 0.99

01:06:32.320 for 30 seconds 1.00

01:06:33.160 bro

01:06:33.400 it's just that kind of town

01:06:34.400 baby let's go

01:06:35.120 gang

01:06:35.500 god's good baby

01:06:36.640 but

01:06:36.960 what i'm wondering

01:06:38.500 is

01:06:39.100 rumors are spreading

01:06:41.280 around my old high school

01:06:42.760 that i'm a homosexual 0.76

01:06:44.660 you know

01:06:45.600 kids thinking i'm a

01:06:46.520 i'm gay really

01:06:47.560 and

01:06:48.400 oh yeah

01:06:48.880 gay man 0.80

01:06:49.500 gay adult 0.86

01:06:50.120 yes sir 0.96

01:06:50.720 onward

01:06:51.500 it's pretty stressful

01:06:52.540 okay

01:06:52.920 because you know

01:06:53.920 i don't want people

01:06:55.400 to think that

01:06:55.960 and mean nothing wrong

01:06:56.780 with that

01:06:57.180 but you know

01:06:57.640 i'm just not

01:06:58.340 personally

01:06:58.960 into men like that

01:07:00.680 i like women 1.00

01:07:01.320 you know

01:07:02.780 but you know

01:07:03.340 they're over here

01:07:03.860 saying i like men

01:07:05.040 and that's a lot

01:07:06.180 on my plate

01:07:06.860 so i just need

01:07:08.260 some advice for that

01:07:09.220 take it easy

01:07:10.280 have a wonderful day

01:07:11.380 gang brother

01:07:13.020 and look i feel for you

01:07:14.260 man i know it's

01:07:15.180 uh

01:07:15.680 you know

01:07:18.100 i don't think that

01:07:19.080 you know

01:07:20.320 people don't like rumors

01:07:21.460 and rumor is just

01:07:24.100 a fairy tale

01:07:25.020 that's fired

01:07:26.120 specifically at you

01:07:27.080 like a gun

01:07:27.700 like one person 0.99

01:07:29.440 pulls out a damn 1.00

01:07:30.140 fairy tale gun 1.00

01:07:31.000 and just you know 1.00

01:07:31.720 caps your ass 1.00

01:07:32.580 that's rumor 1.00

01:07:33.600 and

01:07:36.420 and if they

01:07:38.300 saying you

01:07:38.880 are into

01:07:39.660 homosexuality 0.87

01:07:40.580 then that's

01:07:41.140 that could be

01:07:41.660 alarming

01:07:42.060 because if you're

01:07:42.580 in a small area

01:07:43.500 and there's only

01:07:45.780 about nine women

01:07:46.600 a day

01:07:46.960 to five of them

01:07:47.620 hear the rumors

01:07:48.180 you're down to

01:07:48.660 four women 0.98

01:07:49.280 you know

01:07:52.600 and if one of them

01:07:53.700 doesn't like

01:07:54.160 athletic activities

01:07:55.080 and you like to

01:07:55.680 jog in the morning

01:07:56.440 then you're down

01:07:56.920 to three women 0.89

01:07:57.580 so yeah it's tough

01:08:01.120 when rumors like

01:08:01.880 that happen

01:08:02.500 but some of it

01:08:04.560 you just got a man

01:08:05.400 up and just

01:08:06.120 you know

01:08:06.720 maybe it's

01:08:07.440 maybe it's a sign

01:08:08.320 that you need to

01:08:09.220 start taking dating

01:08:10.200 seriously

01:08:10.780 it could be

01:08:13.400 another man in town

01:08:14.520 planted the rumor

01:08:15.520 because they're trying

01:08:16.640 to get the real

01:08:17.220 dimes

01:08:17.760 and you over here

01:08:19.660 penny pinching 0.93

01:08:20.500 you know what i'm

01:08:20.960 saying

01:08:21.260 so you're gonna be

01:08:23.480 stuck

01:08:23.900 you're gonna be 0.98

01:08:26.720 stuck with a woman 1.00

01:08:27.280 that's less than 0.99

01:08:27.820 a nickel dog

01:08:28.460 unless you get

01:08:29.080 out there and

01:08:29.600 hunt

01:08:29.900 because if he says

01:08:31.520 that and then

01:08:32.520 the local ladies

01:08:33.380 say oh well look

01:08:34.360 you know little

01:08:35.560 elliot out there

01:08:36.580 slurping that bone

01:08:38.380 then i you know

01:08:41.280 i can't offer it

01:08:43.700 i have nothing

01:08:44.360 to offer him

01:08:44.940 because i got

01:08:45.720 titty

01:08:46.080 but um

01:08:49.220 what i would say

01:08:51.660 is man uh

01:08:52.620 well first of all

01:08:53.320 there's always

01:08:54.280 when i was young

01:08:55.480 they had a rumor

01:08:56.520 if you had on a

01:08:57.420 uh turtleneck

01:08:58.640 you was get 0.99

01:08:59.160 you were gay 1.00

01:08:59.760 or flirting for gay 0.91

01:09:00.800 you know basically 0.95

01:09:02.780 bait fishing for gay 1.00

01:09:03.880 you was letting 1.00

01:09:04.360 other gay men 0.69

01:09:05.260 or you know

01:09:06.300 kind of homeowners

01:09:07.120 or whatever

01:09:07.720 know that you

01:09:09.160 were available

01:09:11.300 and i didn't know 1.00

01:09:14.140 that shit man 0.99

01:09:14.740 and i remember 1.00

01:09:15.140 a turtleneck truck

01:09:16.300 uh broke down

01:09:17.880 near our house

01:09:18.580 and somebody robbed

01:09:19.460 it or whatever

01:09:19.980 and next thing you

01:09:20.580 know everybody

01:09:21.060 in our neighborhood

01:09:21.700 had turtlenecks

01:09:22.580 blue and green

01:09:23.720 and we'd wear 0.99

01:09:26.600 them bitches man 1.00

01:09:27.540 people was cutting 0.99

01:09:28.180 the sleeves off

01:09:29.160 them

01:09:29.380 cutting the turtle

01:09:30.620 off them 0.81

01:09:31.180 cutting the neck 1.00

01:09:31.980 off them 0.99

01:09:32.460 people grilling

01:09:33.140 them

01:09:33.300 some people

01:09:33.600 thought it

01:09:33.860 was made

01:09:34.160 out of real

01:09:34.520 turtle

01:09:34.880 made soup

01:09:35.540 out of them

01:09:36.260 you know it was

01:09:38.460 different time

01:09:39.140 but suddenly a lot

01:09:41.800 of men

01:09:42.460 you know what i'm

01:09:43.760 saying

01:09:44.060 men

01:09:45.000 showed up in our

01:09:48.460 neighborhood because

01:09:49.260 they saw all the

01:09:50.240 turtlenecks

01:09:50.900 and they'd come over

01:09:54.540 and kind of you know

01:09:55.440 ask you how you

01:09:57.100 was doing or try

01:09:57.860 and give you a

01:09:58.360 little butterscotch

01:09:59.180 or something

01:09:59.660 so it's risky

01:10:04.380 man it's a

01:10:05.300 you know but

01:10:06.040 there's always

01:10:06.440 stuff that's going

01:10:07.040 to happen and

01:10:07.520 it's how you

01:10:07.860 react to it

01:10:08.520 brother and i

01:10:09.580 don't think this

01:10:10.020 is that big of

01:10:10.580 an issue but

01:10:11.340 you know i

01:10:13.100 think maybe it's

01:10:13.680 just a sign that

01:10:14.420 it's time for you

01:10:14.920 to get out there

01:10:15.460 and start being

01:10:15.900 real with these

01:10:16.500 ladies 0.99

01:10:16.920 and quit pee

01:10:19.680 footing around

01:10:20.280 you know what

01:10:20.640 i'm saying

01:10:20.980 let's hear another

01:10:27.380 call that came in

01:10:28.240 man and thank you

01:10:28.880 guys i want to say

01:10:29.500 thank you for

01:10:29.960 supporting this

01:10:30.500 podcast and for

01:10:31.960 being a part of my

01:10:32.600 life

01:10:32.960 you know i feel so

01:10:37.420 so grateful we have

01:10:38.280 a lot of uh

01:10:39.400 man i just feel

01:10:40.740 grateful

01:10:41.140 i feel grateful

01:10:44.680 i'm just glad

01:10:47.340 that i started

01:10:47.880 podcasting

01:10:48.880 you know i

01:10:51.580 didn't know that

01:10:52.000 i was going to

01:10:52.440 do podcasting

01:10:53.340 and then i

01:10:55.120 started

01:10:55.480 so

01:10:56.680 let's take one

01:10:59.700 or two more

01:11:00.120 calls here man

01:11:01.180 let's see what

01:11:01.740 we got right

01:11:02.420 here

01:11:02.860 uh

01:11:03.740 onward

01:11:04.320 what up theo

01:11:05.680 this is kellen

01:11:06.720 from michigan

01:11:07.460 what's up

01:11:08.940 kellen

01:11:09.640 and uh

01:11:11.360 michigan

01:11:12.040 is a good

01:11:13.320 place to 1.00

01:11:14.320 fuck somebody 1.00

01:11:15.760 with uh 1.00

01:11:16.280 mittens on

01:11:16.900 let's hear more

01:11:19.040 um last week

01:11:20.440 you were talking

01:11:20.960 about

01:11:21.520 special restaurants

01:11:23.720 or places you

01:11:24.440 would go

01:11:24.780 and you brought

01:11:26.040 up tim horton

01:11:26.600 so i thought i'd

01:11:27.340 use tim horton

01:11:28.160 so when i was a

01:11:28.760 kid i

01:11:29.200 would go camping

01:11:30.520 in canada

01:11:31.180 and

01:11:32.480 oh that's a good

01:11:33.780 good way to go

01:11:35.440 missing

01:11:35.980 onward

01:11:36.660 i'd get tim horton's

01:11:38.140 you know their

01:11:38.500 bagels

01:11:38.960 good coffee and 1.00

01:11:41.020 shit i guess i 0.99

01:11:41.620 didn't get the 1.00

01:11:42.080 coffee i was a

01:11:42.800 kid

01:11:43.060 them bagels

01:11:43.760 baby them

01:11:44.200 jewish rounds 0.68

01:11:45.080 baby onward

01:11:45.800 but

01:11:47.020 i always thought

01:11:48.860 tim horton's was

01:11:49.680 just in canada

01:11:50.540 and then we went

01:11:51.400 downstate to

01:11:52.440 the cities and i

01:11:53.680 was like oh

01:11:54.340 tim horton's is

01:11:55.860 everywhere

01:11:56.400 anyways i always

01:11:58.980 thought that was

01:11:59.440 cool and when i go

01:12:00.400 there today i think

01:12:01.300 about

01:12:01.660 camping with

01:12:03.300 my parents and

01:12:04.520 stuff so

01:12:05.160 gang gang

01:12:06.560 gang gang

01:12:07.840 brother that's an

01:12:08.480 anti-climactic

01:12:09.260 story

01:12:09.800 but

01:12:11.020 you know i

01:12:13.580 will say there's

01:12:14.220 something there's

01:12:15.060 something unique when

01:12:15.940 you find out that

01:12:16.920 whatever is yours

01:12:18.140 locally is

01:12:18.760 everywhere

01:12:19.140 i remember that

01:12:21.740 i remember thinking

01:12:24.720 wait wait wait

01:12:25.520 mcdonald's they have

01:12:26.460 a mcdonald's

01:12:27.260 you know josh has a

01:12:29.320 mcdonald's in his

01:12:30.180 in in his town

01:12:31.500 you know they have

01:12:33.780 a mcdonald's across

01:12:34.580 the bridge they have

01:12:35.560 two mcdonald's

01:12:36.920 yeah i thought

01:12:41.260 mcdonald's was just

01:12:42.040 mine just ours when

01:12:43.280 we was young

01:12:43.800 and that orange soda

01:12:45.380 god it was good 0.99

01:12:46.560 damn 0.95

01:12:48.780 my god it was good 0.98

01:12:51.300 um but thank you

01:12:54.760 for calling brother

01:12:55.420 appreciate that

01:12:56.840 all right let's take

01:12:58.640 one more call that

01:12:59.600 came in here man

01:13:00.600 onward

01:13:00.980 hi phil my name's

01:13:03.520 john i'm from

01:13:04.280 upstate new york

01:13:05.500 i'm 17 years old

01:13:06.860 i'm a senior high

01:13:08.280 school and i'm going

01:13:09.000 off to uh

01:13:10.020 well i'm going off to

01:13:11.320 the world after this

01:13:12.260 and i

01:13:12.640 thank you for calling

01:13:15.520 john i appreciate

01:13:16.260 your brother

01:13:16.840 and i appreciate you

01:13:18.120 in uh

01:13:18.440 in uh

01:13:21.140 upstate new york

01:13:22.180 and they cut 0.64

01:13:23.580 somebody's head off

01:13:24.360 one time up there

01:13:24.960 on a greyhound bus

01:13:25.920 man i'm sorry for

01:13:26.700 reminding everybody

01:13:27.460 about that

01:13:28.120 and i didn't plan

01:13:29.240 on reminding you but

01:13:30.420 i just said it

01:13:32.480 and then i realized

01:13:33.280 you know that i'd

01:13:33.920 said it

01:13:34.880 um

01:13:35.980 i can't believe you're

01:13:37.320 17 jeepers man

01:13:39.480 you're in high school

01:13:40.320 you're about to

01:13:40.740 graduate from what

01:13:41.580 sounding like an

01:13:42.240 adult

01:13:42.620 technical

01:13:43.780 institution bro

01:13:45.740 i can't believe

01:13:46.160 dude you sound like

01:13:47.680 bro hold on a second

01:13:50.760 let's go back and hear

01:13:51.760 you dog

01:13:52.520 and i love you brother

01:13:53.820 i do want to tell you

01:13:54.440 that

01:13:54.640 onward

01:13:55.000 my name's john

01:13:56.460 i'm from upstate

01:13:57.740 new york

01:13:58.180 i'm 17 years

01:13:59.140 hi theo

01:13:59.920 my name's

01:14:00.360 hi theo

01:14:02.700 my name's john

01:14:03.240 i'm from upstate

01:14:04.200 new york

01:14:05.100 i'm 11

01:14:05.780 dude you sound

01:14:09.400 52 years old

01:14:10.880 brother

01:14:11.180 uh

01:14:12.780 and you're going out

01:14:13.780 to see the world

01:14:14.560 what are you in a

01:14:15.040 charles dickens novel

01:14:16.280 let's hear more

01:14:16.920 the world are you

01:14:24.000 lenny from of mice and

01:14:25.240 men

01:14:25.380 is this brendan

01:14:26.660 is this

01:14:28.380 brendan shaw

01:14:29.740 who owes me that

01:14:30.400 thousand

01:14:30.880 onward

01:14:31.440 i'm just not quite sure

01:14:33.540 what i want to do

01:14:34.120 with my life

01:14:34.760 you know i work hard

01:14:37.040 i don't get the best

01:14:38.160 grades in school

01:14:38.800 but i work hard

01:14:39.620 and uh

01:14:41.260 i just want to hear

01:14:42.040 your thoughts on this

01:14:42.780 what do you think a

01:14:43.280 young man should do 0.97

01:14:44.060 thank you very much

01:14:45.120 gang brother

01:14:45.840 gang brother

01:14:47.120 and i'm sorry i was

01:14:47.680 making fun of you man

01:14:48.460 but also i was just

01:14:49.280 having a good time

01:14:50.280 what would i do

01:14:52.480 if i was 17 right now

01:14:53.760 with a deep voice

01:14:54.780 i'd probably do some 0.99

01:15:00.500 fucking honestly 0.97

01:15:01.300 if i'm real honest 0.99

01:15:02.360 with you man

01:15:02.800 i'd do mating 0.99

01:15:03.440 i'd mate with women 1.00

01:15:04.360 with that voice man 0.97

01:15:05.220 you could

01:15:05.540 you could probably

01:15:07.340 make love to half 0.93

01:15:08.020 your mother's friends

01:15:08.680 but um

01:15:09.800 what would i do

01:15:14.060 if i was 17

01:15:15.020 you know

01:15:18.540 if you weren't

01:15:18.980 really sure

01:15:19.500 what you wanted

01:15:20.240 to do

01:15:20.460 i don't think

01:15:21.340 joining the military

01:15:21.980 would be a bad idea

01:15:23.000 because you're going

01:15:24.560 to get a lot

01:15:25.060 of direction

01:15:25.720 you're going

01:15:26.180 to get

01:15:26.700 uh

01:15:27.920 physically in shape

01:15:29.280 you're going

01:15:29.680 to get

01:15:30.300 camaraderie

01:15:31.800 and i don't think

01:15:33.460 we're going to

01:15:34.000 hand-to-hand

01:15:34.580 combat anymore

01:15:35.600 we've kind of

01:15:37.980 evolved out

01:15:38.960 of a lot

01:15:39.440 of that

01:15:39.920 you know

01:15:41.860 a lot of war

01:15:42.680 now

01:15:42.980 is more

01:15:43.340 press of a

01:15:43.980 button

01:15:44.320 more pomp

01:15:45.660 and circumstance

01:15:46.420 you know

01:15:48.680 more kind of

01:15:50.440 like the

01:15:50.740 introductions

01:15:51.260 but not

01:15:51.840 the actual

01:15:52.420 start of the

01:15:53.020 round

01:15:53.420 um

01:15:56.140 so i

01:16:02.480 and here's

01:16:03.120 the thing

01:16:03.440 you'd be

01:16:03.720 done by

01:16:04.060 21

01:16:04.400 and you're

01:16:04.800 the rest

01:16:05.200 of your

01:16:05.360 life

01:16:05.540 you would

01:16:05.780 hit 0.59

01:16:05.900 you would 0.85

01:16:06.140 be so

01:16:06.500 regimented

01:16:07.360 i think

01:16:07.700 and have

01:16:07.980 such a

01:16:08.340 good

01:16:08.520 structure

01:16:09.160 that from

01:16:10.360 then on

01:16:10.980 you would

01:16:11.380 be able

01:16:11.740 to achieve

01:16:12.380 anything

01:16:12.680 you wanted

01:16:13.300 if i could

01:16:16.240 go back

01:16:16.600 in time

01:16:16.960 i'd have

01:16:17.200 more

01:16:17.360 structure

01:16:17.880 that's

01:16:19.700 what i

01:16:19.900 would

01:16:20.000 have

01:16:20.340 um

01:16:23.560 so

01:16:26.200 what else

01:16:29.180 hmm

01:16:31.140 i don't

01:16:36.980 know man

01:16:37.640 maybe race

01:16:38.280 caring

01:16:38.780 you know

01:16:41.100 start with

01:16:41.600 like a

01:16:41.900 real beater

01:16:42.560 or something

01:16:42.920 start with

01:16:43.380 maybe a

01:16:43.760 toyota

01:16:44.120 tercel

01:16:44.640 or something

01:16:46.080 a

01:16:46.420 hyandee

01:16:49.520 or something

01:16:50.460 like that

01:16:51.080 get out

01:16:52.800 there dodge

01:16:53.360 neon soup 1.00

01:16:54.240 that bitch 1.00

01:16:54.980 up 1.00

01:16:55.640 dodge

01:16:56.660 neon

01:16:57.160 um

01:17:01.600 i'm upstairs

01:17:03.760 uh

01:17:04.700 yeah i would

01:17:05.880 do something

01:17:06.400 like that

01:17:06.900 maybe

01:17:07.260 i don't

01:17:07.940 know man

01:17:08.680 what is

01:17:10.280 it you

01:17:10.680 know i

01:17:11.140 would learn

01:17:11.480 digital

01:17:11.920 some type

01:17:12.740 of a

01:17:13.000 digital

01:17:13.300 skill

01:17:13.780 or i'd

01:17:17.340 learn how

01:17:17.620 to teach

01:17:17.920 people to

01:17:18.240 hunt with

01:17:18.640 birds

01:17:19.060 you know

01:17:19.880 i would

01:17:20.300 just find

01:17:20.880 something

01:17:21.200 that you

01:17:21.520 kind of

01:17:21.840 like

01:17:22.040 and if

01:17:22.300 you don't

01:17:22.720 know what

01:17:23.040 you like

01:17:23.440 then try

01:17:23.940 things until

01:17:24.840 you find

01:17:25.400 something you

01:17:25.900 do

01:17:26.180 you know

01:17:31.580 one time

01:17:32.080 i remember

01:17:32.460 i went up

01:17:32.840 to the

01:17:33.220 counter at

01:17:34.580 this

01:17:34.840 recreational

01:17:36.060 facility

01:17:36.760 and there

01:17:39.040 was a

01:17:39.340 cute girl

01:17:39.900 working there

01:17:40.340 and i was

01:17:40.600 trying to

01:17:40.920 holler at 0.81

01:17:41.340 her and

01:17:41.540 this was

01:17:41.960 about nine

01:17:43.320 years ago

01:17:43.780 and

01:17:43.980 and i was

01:17:47.400 kind of

01:17:47.640 bored in my

01:17:48.080 life

01:17:48.420 i was

01:17:48.760 just bored

01:17:49.240 and she

01:17:50.660 said well

01:17:50.980 if you're

01:17:51.240 bored you're

01:17:52.020 boring that's

01:17:52.840 what she

01:17:53.080 said and

01:17:55.480 i'm not saying

01:17:55.880 that you're

01:17:56.240 bored brother

01:17:56.820 i'm not saying

01:17:58.340 that you're

01:17:58.640 brother i'm not

01:17:59.520 saying that you're

01:17:59.900 bored john from

01:18:00.600 new york that's

01:18:01.140 50 or 40

01:18:01.860 but there's a lot

01:18:09.280 of things out

01:18:09.880 there man and

01:18:12.360 we just got to

01:18:12.980 go do them and

01:18:14.180 try them out so

01:18:16.940 i'd say just make

01:18:17.660 a little list of

01:18:18.400 things that you

01:18:20.140 love or things

01:18:20.900 even that you're

01:18:21.420 afraid of and

01:18:25.300 like brooks was

01:18:26.100 said like brooks

01:18:26.980 said man get busy

01:18:27.920 living you know i

01:18:31.160 don't know if he

01:18:31.580 said it or not

01:18:32.100 he died he

01:18:32.940 died at the

01:18:33.300 grocery store and 0.75

01:18:33.880 he killed himself

01:18:34.540 but um

01:18:36.340 what else man i

01:18:40.360 think that's about

01:18:41.000 it brother uh

01:18:42.400 that's it man i

01:18:44.620 want to thank you

01:18:45.160 guys we didn't do

01:18:45.840 intro music on this

01:18:46.840 one you know

01:18:48.400 sometimes we have

01:18:48.840 trouble getting some

01:18:49.500 of the music

01:18:49.940 cleared uh

01:18:52.220 uh but next week

01:18:55.040 we'll get back to

01:18:55.620 some music so it's

01:18:59.320 kind of interesting

01:18:59.960 having having no

01:19:00.880 music you know it

01:19:03.420 keeps the egg right

01:19:04.180 on the grill i feel

01:19:05.040 like it doesn't give

01:19:07.980 me as much to hide

01:19:08.780 behind so but we'll

01:19:14.540 talk i got some

01:19:15.160 personal stuff i want

01:19:16.000 to bring up next time

01:19:16.960 and we'll get into

01:19:17.540 some of it or

01:19:18.200 whatever nothing real

01:19:19.040 crazy but just want

01:19:21.060 to you know share

01:19:23.380 just some things

01:19:24.040 that's going on and

01:19:24.820 and um and just to

01:19:27.100 say thank you man

01:19:27.880 thank you for being a

01:19:28.900 part of my life and a

01:19:29.840 part of this

01:19:30.260 interesting journey

01:19:30.940 that i've gotten to

01:19:31.620 go on with podcasting

01:19:33.500 and talking to unique

01:19:34.400 people that are

01:19:35.840 having unique lives

01:19:36.820 and and i don't get

01:19:38.480 to talk to them if

01:19:39.360 you're not here with

01:19:40.240 me um because all

01:19:42.880 i'm doing is just

01:19:43.680 listening really same

01:19:44.920 as you so uh you

01:19:47.440 guys be good to

01:19:48.020 yourselves man and

01:19:49.820 uh and i love

01:19:51.240 you and i mean

01:19:53.320 that i even lived

01:19:55.320 i even love john's 0.99

01:19:56.220 old ass little 40 1.00

01:19:57.160 50 year old ass 0.99

01:19:58.040 bro hi hi hi 0.99

01:19:59.920 hi theo i'm five

01:20:02.500 i'm six years old

01:20:04.040 hi theo i'm four

01:20:06.160 yeah i've been

01:20:07.800 working at the

01:20:08.360 factory i don't

01:20:09.400 yeah i can't even

01:20:13.240 say i can't even

01:20:13.900 buy a can of dip

01:20:14.900 in my crib

01:20:15.660 oh man

01:20:18.320 uh you guys be

01:20:21.960 good to yourselves

01:20:22.540 man how about that

01:20:23.340 diamond baby

01:20:24.280 pretty cool

01:20:26.880 pretty cool to watch

01:20:27.920 a lot of neat stuff

01:20:28.900 happening in the world

01:20:29.600 man and it can

01:20:30.840 happen to other

01:20:31.320 people and it can

01:20:31.860 happen to us man you

01:20:32.640 guys be good to

01:20:33.140 yourselves man

01:20:33.720 okay let's go bishop

01:20:40.560 gun baby making it 0.51

01:20:41.820 i ain't seen home in

01:20:47.580 about a hundred days

01:20:49.140 i can almost hear

01:20:50.720 mama pray for my

01:20:52.720 restless soul

01:20:54.400 and i ain't made a

01:20:57.640 dollar i ain't spent

01:20:59.100 but where it's going

01:21:00.300 ain't killed me yet

01:21:02.120 i still get where i'm

01:21:04.020 down to go

01:21:05.280 i'm tired man let's go

01:21:09.500 baby i'm making it

01:21:11.460 come on i'm making

01:21:13.700 home feel right

01:21:16.940 i'm making it and if

01:21:21.060 hell's where i'm headed

01:21:22.540 there i'm making good

01:21:25.440 time

01:21:26.280 most all of my plans

01:21:44.300 slip right through my

01:21:46.160 hands and wind up next

01:21:48.280 to me broken on the

01:21:50.620 ground

01:21:51.060 if this bottle was an

01:21:55.220 hourglass i'd say

01:21:56.860 that i'm about an

01:21:58.040 hour past the minute

01:21:59.720 i should've put it

01:22:01.780 down

01:22:02.780 but i'm making it

01:22:08.720 i'm making wrong

01:22:11.720 feel right

01:22:13.980 i'm making it

01:22:17.300 and if hell's where

01:22:19.160 i'm heading there

01:22:20.400 i'm making good

01:22:22.560 time

01:22:23.160 i'm making good

01:22:33.920 time

01:22:34.660 come on

01:22:48.160 between the lives

01:23:03.020 that i've crossed

01:23:04.440 and the friends

01:23:05.960 that i've lost

01:23:07.440 i'm left here

01:23:09.200 alone in my

01:23:10.920 sin

01:23:11.700 but i'm in pretty

01:23:17.240 good shape

01:23:18.480 for the shape

01:23:20.000 that i'm in

01:23:21.420 i'm in pretty good

01:23:26.520 shape for the shape

01:23:28.520 that i'm in

01:23:29.900 that's the truth

01:23:30.940 you guys be good to

01:23:32.760 yourselves man you

01:23:33.360 deserve it and uh

01:23:34.360 and uh i'll see you

01:23:35.460 next week gang

01:23:36.200 you

01:23:50.180 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 28, 2021

E319 Turtleneck Soup

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