This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 02, 2021


E326 Kilo & Stitch


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

134.94484

Word Count

11,020

Sentence Count

18

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

On today's episode of The Real Reel Podcast, Theo and Matt talk about the power of DNA and how it can be passed down from generation to generation. They also talk about what it's like to grow up in a family with a Native American heritage, and what it was like growing up in the 60's and 70's.


Transcript

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00:00:30.000 Fabletics.com slash Theo for access to some insane deals alright good to be here today good to be with you alive we are living here in time and I got some sage actually a little bit of sage right here I just lit it they say it wards off the devil and everybody
00:00:59.980 anybody like that you know Frankenstein everybody
00:01:05.560 damn I lit that hot batch fam
00:01:10.300 PG baby PTL you know it
00:01:14.400 and this stuff when we didn't have uh marijuana we used to hit this shit pretty hard man
00:01:20.480 I mean I I didn't get high but damn I'd be at peace I remember being at peace for all the entire uh seventh grade
00:01:28.400 because of that damn I can't get it to go out
00:01:31.480 I'll pour some of this liquid death on it
00:01:34.560 that'll help there we go
00:01:37.060 um
00:01:39.120 good to be
00:01:41.560 here good to be
00:01:43.420 alive
00:01:44.200 and shout out sage
00:01:46.260 lanaker
00:01:47.060 shout out sage lanaker uh they had a
00:01:51.000 man in our town
00:01:53.100 when I was young
00:01:55.520 you know I wasn't I was a child and
00:01:58.400 and there were people that were older and some of those were men and
00:02:01.880 and this fella sage this gentleman was uh
00:02:06.040 he I guess had a
00:02:07.520 if you
00:02:08.620 he would
00:02:09.080 sometimes he would torch some of his own body hair
00:02:11.260 with a lighter
00:02:12.620 you know maybe uh
00:02:15.480 not a candle usually just a lighter
00:02:17.600 and um
00:02:20.080 and it would
00:02:21.820 kind of purify the room
00:02:23.340 it had the same
00:02:24.420 ardure
00:02:26.260 uh as uh
00:02:29.380 burning actual sage
00:02:30.680 so I remember sometimes I'm at a party
00:02:32.960 you know if people wanted to kind of set the mood or
00:02:36.600 if people wanted to get
00:02:38.320 kind of um
00:02:40.340 Native American
00:02:41.760 they'd torch a little bit of his arm hair
00:02:44.060 or burn up into his armpit and really
00:02:46.720 just pacify the crowd like that
00:02:50.720 so praise God man
00:02:52.660 ah
00:02:55.840 what's up
00:02:57.820 I'm alive
00:02:59.260 isn't it weird
00:03:00.400 isn't it weird to just
00:03:03.140 you wake up and you're just alive again
00:03:07.560 you know
00:03:08.460 but you keep going at it
00:03:10.820 happy March
00:03:11.860 that's one thing I can say to you
00:03:14.020 and we are coming up on springtime
00:03:17.400 and so it's uh
00:03:19.640 you know you can feel a
00:03:22.220 corvid starting to disappear
00:03:24.100 you can feel people having freedom
00:03:27.220 and
00:03:27.520 you know they're starting to have counties around um
00:03:31.460 America that the
00:03:34.720 they're open
00:03:36.380 they're open
00:03:36.400 no masks
00:03:37.680 you start to hear it
00:03:39.700 it's happening
00:03:41.280 um
00:03:43.400 I guess
00:03:44.480 I don't know what to think but
00:03:46.820 thinking doesn't usually get me anywhere anyway
00:03:50.680 so maybe I shouldn't do it
00:03:52.260 what I do know though
00:03:54.600 is that uh
00:03:56.080 you should be careful what you put in your body
00:03:57.660 and for an
00:03:59.220 all
00:03:59.460 organic
00:04:00.700 alternative to five hour energy
00:04:02.680 that gets you into the flow state
00:04:05.340 try
00:04:06.560 magic mind
00:04:07.660 magic mind
00:04:09.800 it's an alternative
00:04:11.320 to coffee
00:04:12.520 go to
00:04:14.480 magicmind.co
00:04:15.580 promo code
00:04:16.440 theomagic
00:04:17.620 for 20%
00:04:19.200 off
00:04:20.620 let's get into the episode
00:04:22.380 there we go
00:04:27.320 this is Matthew
00:04:32.820 Cosiol
00:04:33.660 runs in the family
00:04:35.400 come on
00:04:46.880 come on Matthew
00:05:06.780 it's just a matter of time
00:05:12.100 there ain't no stopping
00:05:17.040 the setting sun
00:05:19.200 can't watch the sin
00:05:22.500 from the hairs that made me
00:05:24.200 can't outrun
00:05:25.520 with
00:05:25.900 runs in the family
00:05:27.560 runs in the family
00:05:33.960 it's you know
00:06:02.000 I was
00:06:02.500 I was actually thinking the other day
00:06:04.240 which would shock many
00:06:07.080 but
00:06:07.380 um
00:06:09.100 I wonder sometimes
00:06:11.640 if we
00:06:12.280 if like our DNA
00:06:16.100 has the pains of
00:06:17.840 our ancestors in it
00:06:20.520 you know
00:06:23.560 just as much as you could have the
00:06:25.540 ability of a
00:06:27.740 you know
00:06:29.640 say your great great grandpappy
00:06:31.400 or grandfather
00:06:32.400 which is
00:06:33.500 a way more
00:06:34.900 appropriate name
00:06:36.700 a great great grandpappy
00:06:39.560 sound
00:06:39.900 it sounds like
00:06:41.360 somebody who has
00:06:42.000 no enamel in their mouth
00:06:43.340 you know
00:06:43.820 tongue only
00:06:44.640 one of them
00:06:46.400 T.O. bad boys
00:06:47.480 you know
00:06:48.120 kind of guy
00:06:49.500 who will just inject
00:06:50.320 damn uh
00:06:51.060 nicotine right into his tongue
00:06:52.400 and just chew on that bitch
00:06:53.620 but um
00:06:55.220 I'm just saying
00:06:56.880 uh
00:06:57.260 yeah I wonder
00:06:58.820 like our
00:06:59.240 you know
00:07:00.000 our DNA can carry
00:07:01.260 you know
00:07:01.560 if you have a child
00:07:02.300 it might have blue eyes
00:07:03.480 or
00:07:03.760 or green eyes
00:07:05.320 or red eyes
00:07:06.040 or something
00:07:06.420 based on what the parents have
00:07:07.820 and I was just wondering
00:07:10.780 well what if you're
00:07:11.460 you know
00:07:11.920 what if your great great grandfather
00:07:14.300 was
00:07:15.000 you know
00:07:16.760 something happened to him
00:07:17.940 and does that get stored
00:07:21.440 into your DNA
00:07:22.460 almost like a
00:07:23.540 undeveloped film
00:07:26.180 and sometimes
00:07:29.360 maybe it takes
00:07:30.120 a generation or two
00:07:31.440 for it to
00:07:32.140 you know
00:07:34.600 mature enough
00:07:35.700 or
00:07:36.000 dissipate enough
00:07:37.820 and
00:07:38.040 and it affects you
00:07:39.760 somehow
00:07:40.220 you know
00:07:43.160 I wonder
00:07:43.540 like say
00:07:43.880 if somebody
00:07:44.200 tickled
00:07:44.640 your great great
00:07:45.300 grandmother
00:07:45.860 but she was
00:07:47.640 in a coma
00:07:48.160 or something
00:07:48.660 you know
00:07:51.360 when she died
00:07:52.140 you know
00:07:52.380 she was in a crazy
00:07:53.200 accident
00:07:53.680 with a
00:07:54.180 something simple
00:07:56.440 like a hillside
00:07:57.540 and a wagon wheel
00:07:58.880 you know
00:08:00.020 there wasn't a lot
00:08:00.740 of hopper
00:08:01.200 of unique accidents
00:08:02.860 back then
00:08:03.460 so she would
00:08:05.040 you know
00:08:05.240 runaway wagon wheel
00:08:06.340 knocked her down
00:08:06.960 a hillside
00:08:07.720 that she was in a coma
00:08:08.540 for two years
00:08:10.580 and people would
00:08:12.280 you know
00:08:12.680 it's one of her nephew
00:08:13.480 her little cousins
00:08:14.300 or somebody
00:08:15.020 an intern
00:08:16.720 or some pervert
00:08:17.760 or somebody
00:08:18.120 would come in
00:08:18.620 and tickle her
00:08:19.200 at night
00:08:20.000 just kind of
00:08:22.420 getting off
00:08:22.940 on the fact
00:08:23.460 that you could
00:08:23.920 tickle
00:08:24.840 the comatose
00:08:27.200 without any recourse
00:08:28.960 without even
00:08:29.400 hearing a giggle
00:08:30.060 but knowing
00:08:30.700 that that tickle
00:08:31.460 was getting stored
00:08:32.420 into her body
00:08:33.660 into her frame
00:08:35.560 into the minutia
00:08:36.460 of her
00:08:36.780 you know
00:08:38.920 into the textiles
00:08:39.940 into the damn
00:08:40.660 just the fabric
00:08:42.760 of her
00:08:43.220 whoever she was
00:08:44.360 and then she died
00:08:46.320 she died in the coma
00:08:47.180 which happened
00:08:48.580 all the time
00:08:49.300 you
00:08:49.460 I mean
00:08:51.440 it
00:08:51.680 when you were
00:08:53.400 in a coma
00:08:53.960 a long time ago
00:08:54.940 people really thought
00:08:56.020 you were
00:08:56.660 kind of hanging out
00:08:58.840 with God
00:08:59.300 but your body
00:08:59.760 was still here
00:09:00.320 so they'd come
00:09:00.920 and people would
00:09:01.420 you know
00:09:01.800 hey give this to God
00:09:02.820 slip you a little note
00:09:03.760 you know
00:09:05.040 hey give God
00:09:06.100 I made God
00:09:06.600 a little bit
00:09:07.040 of apple cider
00:09:07.900 they slip a jug
00:09:09.100 under your
00:09:09.620 limp arm
00:09:10.840 you know
00:09:11.720 hey tell God
00:09:13.480 I'm trying to do
00:09:14.060 these new hats
00:09:14.920 you know
00:09:15.360 they put a cap
00:09:16.360 on you
00:09:16.760 then you're
00:09:17.740 jugged up
00:09:18.340 you're capped up
00:09:19.320 you got hidden
00:09:21.080 giggles in your body
00:09:22.060 because the
00:09:22.620 night manager
00:09:24.200 has been
00:09:24.480 tickling you
00:09:25.420 and then
00:09:28.680 I just wonder
00:09:30.080 if you know
00:09:30.740 do you have a
00:09:32.000 grandchild
00:09:32.460 or a great
00:09:32.800 grandchild
00:09:33.180 that just gets
00:09:34.040 the giggles
00:09:34.580 for no reason
00:09:35.860 you know
00:09:36.480 or
00:09:37.420 you know
00:09:40.340 I just wonder
00:09:40.940 what the
00:09:41.420 I would just
00:09:44.900 wonder sometimes
00:09:45.680 like
00:09:46.020 if the things
00:09:47.340 I'm feeling
00:09:48.000 or thinking
00:09:48.580 are
00:09:49.060 are doing
00:09:52.400 even
00:09:52.760 or dreams
00:09:55.600 that maybe
00:09:56.380 a great
00:09:58.220 great
00:09:58.460 grandfather
00:09:59.020 had
00:09:59.400 or
00:09:59.740 or
00:10:02.200 things that
00:10:04.200 happened to
00:10:04.740 them
00:10:05.080 or
00:10:05.400 experiences
00:10:07.020 or
00:10:07.400 fears
00:10:08.600 or
00:10:09.000 I just
00:10:10.520 wonder
00:10:10.800 sometimes
00:10:11.360 like
00:10:11.660 you know
00:10:16.600 how much
00:10:16.960 of that
00:10:17.280 how much
00:10:19.060 of the
00:10:19.220 experiences
00:10:19.840 of our
00:10:20.420 ancestors
00:10:21.200 are in
00:10:21.820 locked
00:10:22.260 into the
00:10:22.600 DNA
00:10:22.900 of us
00:10:23.460 you know
00:10:26.300 and even
00:10:29.380 groups of
00:10:29.920 people
00:10:30.240 you know
00:10:32.220 certain
00:10:32.580 ethnicities
00:10:33.360 and
00:10:33.680 and you
00:10:35.360 know
00:10:35.460 how much
00:10:36.020 how much
00:10:37.860 of the
00:10:38.080 travesty
00:10:38.780 of some
00:10:39.160 histories
00:10:39.580 are locked
00:10:40.100 into the
00:10:40.500 people
00:10:40.820 and it
00:10:41.540 takes a
00:10:41.920 while to
00:10:42.320 dissipate
00:10:42.880 and to
00:10:45.420 fall off
00:10:45.980 of their
00:10:46.260 you know
00:10:48.220 fall off
00:10:48.740 of the
00:10:48.960 core
00:10:49.260 of their
00:10:49.640 of their
00:10:50.160 being
00:10:50.600 kind of
00:10:51.740 deal
00:10:51.980 I don't
00:10:52.360 know
00:10:52.460 I'm
00:10:52.560 kind of
00:10:52.780 rambling
00:10:53.020 now
00:10:53.320 but
00:10:53.540 what's
00:10:56.820 going on
00:10:57.220 I'm
00:10:57.340 happy to
00:10:57.620 be alive
00:10:58.240 you know
00:11:01.740 I
00:11:02.080 what did
00:11:03.100 I do
00:11:03.520 oh we
00:11:05.140 have
00:11:05.420 Travis
00:11:05.900 Tritt
00:11:06.300 coming on
00:11:06.800 to the
00:11:07.040 podcast
00:11:07.380 if you
00:11:07.900 ever
00:11:08.320 got an
00:11:09.300 erection
00:11:10.020 to a
00:11:11.340 ballad
00:11:11.840 during
00:11:14.780 the
00:11:15.260 90s
00:11:15.820 or 2000s
00:11:16.980 that could
00:11:17.260 have been
00:11:17.560 to a
00:11:18.000 Travis
00:11:18.440 Tritt
00:11:18.920 song
00:11:20.620 at a
00:11:20.940 dance
00:11:21.400 dude I
00:11:24.280 remember
00:11:24.740 god about
00:11:25.380 after
00:11:25.700 I was
00:11:27.460 always the
00:11:27.920 kid at the
00:11:28.380 dance who
00:11:28.840 like got
00:11:29.220 set up
00:11:29.920 with somebody
00:11:30.660 you know
00:11:32.620 and so you
00:11:33.120 weren't
00:11:33.480 it wasn't
00:11:34.200 like a
00:11:34.580 little
00:11:34.720 girlfriend
00:11:35.200 so it
00:11:35.600 was
00:11:35.720 just
00:11:35.960 like
00:11:36.320 yeah
00:11:37.840 you know
00:11:38.200 okay I'm
00:11:38.780 with Emily
00:11:39.360 or I'm
00:11:39.820 with you
00:11:40.240 know
00:11:40.520 Larissa
00:11:41.380 and you
00:11:43.180 were kind
00:11:44.300 of excited
00:11:44.760 but you
00:11:45.100 knew that
00:11:45.580 they weren't
00:11:46.160 like into
00:11:46.840 you so
00:11:47.680 but you
00:11:49.100 kind of
00:11:49.420 hoped
00:11:49.720 secretly
00:11:50.400 you know
00:11:54.040 and I
00:11:54.260 remember I
00:11:54.700 go to the
00:11:55.180 dance and
00:11:55.860 you do
00:11:57.740 you know
00:11:58.080 you
00:11:58.280 they had
00:11:59.660 the obligatory
00:12:00.540 like you
00:12:01.160 had to
00:12:01.520 kind of
00:12:01.780 slow dance
00:12:02.200 with your
00:12:02.460 date but
00:12:02.820 then after
00:12:03.280 that
00:12:03.780 you could
00:12:05.540 kind of
00:12:05.840 freewheel
00:12:06.420 it a little
00:12:07.020 and I
00:12:10.500 remember when
00:12:10.900 some of the
00:12:11.300 slow songs
00:12:11.940 that would
00:12:12.160 come on
00:12:12.480 man I
00:12:12.700 would get
00:12:13.000 this
00:12:13.220 this one
00:12:16.040 girl had
00:12:16.460 like a
00:12:16.760 damn
00:12:17.100 I want to
00:12:20.480 say it was
00:12:20.720 like a huge
00:12:21.380 belly button
00:12:21.980 like I
00:12:22.980 mean
00:12:23.320 like a
00:12:25.300 dang just
00:12:25.780 like a
00:12:26.080 little bowl
00:12:26.740 like a
00:12:28.200 belly bowl
00:12:28.800 you know
00:12:30.200 just inverted
00:12:30.960 and
00:12:31.280 and if
00:12:32.380 you were
00:12:32.840 I was
00:12:35.040 spry
00:12:35.560 you know
00:12:35.840 at a
00:12:36.100 when
00:12:36.240 at a
00:12:36.820 dance
00:12:37.420 man
00:12:37.620 I
00:12:37.740 would
00:12:37.880 get
00:12:38.080 just
00:12:38.380 just
00:12:38.940 just
00:12:39.400 way
00:12:39.740 just
00:12:40.000 springing
00:12:40.680 bone
00:12:41.060 I
00:12:43.240 had that
00:12:43.600 35th rib
00:12:44.700 baby
00:12:44.960 just peeking
00:12:45.500 right up
00:12:45.760 out of the
00:12:46.060 middle of
00:12:46.360 my body
00:12:46.820 baby
00:12:47.060 you know
00:12:47.280 what I'm
00:12:47.500 saying
00:12:47.800 my
00:12:49.140 freaking
00:12:49.500 cock
00:12:49.860 was just
00:12:50.260 gyrifying
00:12:50.880 around
00:12:51.420 you know
00:12:51.740 what I'm
00:12:51.980 saying
00:12:52.260 baby
00:12:52.600 you know
00:12:54.240 what I'm
00:12:54.700 saying
00:12:55.260 to you
00:12:55.940 you know
00:12:57.700 I was
00:12:58.040 spry
00:12:58.440 I was
00:12:58.740 ready
00:12:59.100 I was
00:13:00.240 procreational
00:13:01.060 I was
00:13:01.380 just
00:13:01.620 you know
00:13:02.720 God
00:13:03.120 had wound
00:13:03.560 me up
00:13:03.940 and let
00:13:04.280 me go
00:13:04.760 and I
00:13:05.540 was
00:13:05.660 looking
00:13:05.980 to just
00:13:06.400 spray
00:13:06.740 out
00:13:07.100 and
00:13:09.380 sometimes
00:13:09.760 I would
00:13:10.040 dance
00:13:10.300 with her
00:13:10.600 and I
00:13:10.780 remember
00:13:10.960 she
00:13:11.240 she was
00:13:11.640 like
00:13:11.980 I don't
00:13:13.380 know if
00:13:13.520 she didn't
00:13:13.720 have any
00:13:13.940 feeling in
00:13:14.560 her stomach
00:13:14.980 or anything
00:13:15.340 but you
00:13:15.600 could like
00:13:15.880 literally
00:13:16.260 put your
00:13:17.060 just
00:13:18.760 press
00:13:19.280 your
00:13:19.460 damn
00:13:19.840 just
00:13:22.360 press
00:13:22.940 your
00:13:23.180 just
00:13:23.620 your
00:13:23.960 fucking
00:13:26.900 junk
00:13:27.960 right up
00:13:28.400 just
00:13:29.220 right up
00:13:30.200 just
00:13:30.580 smash
00:13:31.620 it
00:13:31.960 and
00:13:33.580 it was
00:13:34.080 just
00:13:34.280 like
00:13:34.700 wise
00:13:36.160 men
00:13:36.900 say
00:13:37.700 only
00:13:38.760 fools
00:13:40.300 rushing
00:13:41.900 but I
00:13:43.980 can't
00:13:45.500 help
00:13:46.060 falling
00:13:47.440 it was
00:13:48.220 just a
00:13:48.540 ballad
00:13:48.940 would go
00:13:49.320 on
00:13:49.600 you know
00:13:50.000 and you
00:13:51.960 were just
00:13:52.440 God
00:13:53.500 what
00:13:55.940 just like
00:13:56.320 the world
00:13:56.880 was thirsty
00:13:57.740 for the
00:13:58.200 sauce
00:13:58.620 you had
00:13:58.940 inside
00:13:59.240 of your
00:13:59.480 wiener
00:13:59.820 that's
00:14:00.180 what it
00:14:00.400 felt
00:14:00.620 like
00:14:00.920 like
00:14:02.220 the
00:14:02.380 world
00:14:02.720 just
00:14:02.960 was
00:14:03.140 just
00:14:03.440 that's
00:14:04.860 what it
00:14:05.080 felt
00:14:05.260 like
00:14:05.420 being
00:14:05.640 young
00:14:06.080 it felt
00:14:06.360 like
00:14:06.500 the
00:14:06.620 entire
00:14:07.040 universe
00:14:07.580 was
00:14:07.860 constantly
00:14:08.340 just
00:14:08.660 sucking
00:14:09.140 at
00:14:09.340 your
00:14:09.500 pee
00:14:10.220 pee
00:14:10.440 but
00:14:13.660 those
00:14:15.240 were the
00:14:15.480 days
00:14:15.740 man
00:14:15.980 that
00:14:16.140 is
00:14:16.300 runs
00:14:16.800 in
00:14:16.980 the
00:14:17.140 family
00:14:17.620 by
00:14:18.440 Matthew
00:14:19.140 Kazial
00:14:20.400 what's
00:14:24.460 happening
00:14:25.000 what's
00:14:27.480 going
00:14:27.780 on
00:14:28.340 I
00:14:29.160 need
00:14:29.360 to get
00:14:29.580 some
00:14:29.780 pants
00:14:30.340 I
00:14:30.580 don't
00:14:30.940 like
00:14:31.180 shopping
00:14:31.820 I
00:14:33.280 don't
00:14:33.500 like
00:14:33.720 I
00:14:34.320 don't
00:14:34.740 like
00:14:35.320 I
00:14:36.640 want
00:14:36.880 to
00:14:37.020 make
00:14:37.220 a
00:14:37.440 goal
00:14:37.760 this
00:14:37.940 year
00:14:38.040 to
00:14:38.200 shop
00:14:38.600 more
00:14:38.960 from
00:14:39.600 smaller
00:14:43.320 brands
00:14:43.880 you know
00:14:44.560 hometown
00:14:45.120 places
00:14:45.740 I've
00:14:47.020 been
00:14:47.120 wanting
00:14:47.300 to get
00:14:47.500 a
00:14:47.620 blender
00:14:47.900 for the
00:14:48.280 past
00:14:48.580 month
00:14:48.900 so
00:14:49.080 I'm
00:14:49.200 going
00:14:49.260 to
00:14:49.340 try
00:14:49.460 to
00:14:49.600 find
00:14:49.780 a
00:14:49.940 locale
00:14:51.040 electronics
00:14:52.800 dealership
00:14:53.580 go in
00:14:56.680 there
00:14:56.880 test
00:14:57.200 the
00:14:57.380 models
00:14:57.760 there'll
00:14:59.820 be a
00:15:00.020 guy
00:15:00.220 in
00:15:00.340 there
00:15:00.420 like
00:15:00.560 hey
00:15:00.800 hey
00:15:01.200 I'm
00:15:01.440 Ron
00:15:01.880 oh
00:15:03.020 yeah
00:15:03.260 this
00:15:03.500 smoothies
00:15:04.280 yeah
00:15:04.580 this
00:15:04.880 one
00:15:05.080 smoothies
00:15:05.940 this
00:15:06.480 one
00:15:07.080 oh
00:15:08.200 yeah
00:15:08.640 you got
00:15:10.520 a
00:15:10.700 newborn
00:15:11.240 you
00:15:11.840 just
00:15:11.960 giving
00:15:12.200 him
00:15:12.400 peaches
00:15:12.860 oh
00:15:13.120 this
00:15:13.380 one
00:15:13.900 that
00:15:14.680 that
00:15:14.980 one
00:15:15.600 you know
00:15:18.020 and I'll
00:15:18.320 listen to
00:15:18.700 the
00:15:18.840 bullshit
00:15:19.220 for a
00:15:19.740 bit
00:15:20.040 before I
00:15:21.180 say
00:15:21.320 look
00:15:21.520 Ron
00:15:21.740 I'll
00:15:21.920 take
00:15:22.100 it
00:15:22.220 all right
00:15:22.520 you just
00:15:24.780 shut up
00:15:25.380 can you
00:15:26.640 do it
00:15:27.340 what I
00:15:30.160 see
00:15:30.340 the
00:15:30.580 original
00:15:31.220 Mr.
00:15:31.840 Potato Head
00:15:32.740 they changed
00:15:34.880 the name
00:15:35.420 to
00:15:36.520 just
00:15:37.680 potato
00:15:39.280 or something
00:15:39.960 let me see
00:15:40.720 what it
00:15:40.960 says
00:15:41.320 the
00:15:42.360 Mr.
00:15:44.320 Potato Head
00:15:45.120 article
00:15:48.000 yeah
00:15:48.500 it said
00:15:48.960 Mr.
00:15:49.340 Potato Head
00:15:49.920 is now
00:15:50.340 just going
00:15:50.760 to be
00:15:51.040 potato
00:15:51.540 head
00:15:53.180 that's the
00:15:55.220 thing
00:15:55.580 a gender
00:15:56.780 neutral
00:15:57.200 version
00:15:57.680 of the
00:15:57.960 toy
00:15:58.300 they will
00:16:00.280 be offering
00:16:00.680 a gender
00:16:01.140 neutral
00:16:01.660 version
00:16:02.120 of the
00:16:02.360 toy
00:16:02.540 alongside
00:16:03.080 the
00:16:03.520 traditional
00:16:03.900 oh
00:16:04.140 so
00:16:04.240 they're
00:16:04.420 keeping
00:16:04.800 the
00:16:05.040 Mr.
00:16:05.300 and
00:16:05.560 Mrs.
00:16:06.500 Potato
00:16:07.100 Head
00:16:07.520 and
00:16:12.520 people
00:16:12.800 was
00:16:13.020 some
00:16:13.440 people
00:16:13.620 were
00:16:13.760 upset
00:16:14.020 about
00:16:14.180 I
00:16:14.300 don't
00:16:14.400 think
00:16:14.520 the
00:16:14.620 people
00:16:14.760 were
00:16:14.880 that
00:16:15.040 upset
00:16:15.320 about
00:16:15.580 it
00:16:15.700 but
00:16:15.900 they
00:16:16.360 said
00:16:16.760 they
00:16:17.240 say
00:16:17.560 online
00:16:18.160 which
00:16:19.540 is
00:16:19.700 basically
00:16:19.980 a
00:16:20.260 dangerous
00:16:21.220 place
00:16:21.600 to be
00:16:21.960 if you
00:16:22.220 like
00:16:22.400 to have
00:16:22.580 any
00:16:22.720 peace
00:16:23.040 in
00:16:23.160 your
00:16:23.280 life
00:16:23.580 but
00:16:27.300 I
00:16:27.420 was
00:16:27.580 thinking
00:16:27.840 like
00:16:28.220 well
00:16:29.000 a
00:16:29.220 potato
00:16:29.520 first
00:16:29.840 of
00:16:29.960 all
00:16:30.080 is
00:16:30.220 male
00:16:30.500 they
00:16:30.620 have
00:16:30.760 male
00:16:31.060 and
00:16:31.260 female
00:16:31.540 characteristics
00:16:32.180 in
00:16:32.460 it
00:16:32.640 so
00:16:34.440 you
00:16:34.540 got
00:16:34.660 to
00:16:34.740 know
00:16:34.900 they
00:16:35.120 are
00:16:35.260 self
00:16:35.580 pollinators
00:16:36.220 I
00:16:36.360 had
00:16:36.520 this
00:16:37.520 meaning
00:16:38.000 that
00:16:38.340 every
00:16:38.840 individual
00:16:39.860 potato
00:16:41.080 plant
00:16:41.520 possesses
00:16:42.080 both
00:16:42.260 male
00:16:42.520 and
00:16:42.680 female
00:16:42.980 flowers
00:16:43.880 for
00:16:44.600 reproduction
00:16:45.120 so
00:16:46.620 a
00:16:46.840 potato
00:16:47.180 has
00:16:47.320 already
00:16:47.520 got
00:16:47.700 that
00:16:47.900 dual
00:16:48.180 citizenship
00:16:48.700 you
00:16:49.440 know
00:16:49.640 when
00:16:49.920 it
00:16:50.040 comes
00:16:50.240 to
00:16:50.400 crotch
00:16:50.820 so
00:16:54.580 yeah
00:16:54.800 why
00:16:55.080 not
00:16:55.440 why
00:16:56.660 not
00:16:56.900 again
00:16:57.060 what
00:16:57.400 my
00:16:57.620 question
00:16:57.920 is
00:16:58.100 what
00:16:58.340 what
00:16:59.060 what
00:17:00.300 kid
00:17:00.960 still
00:17:02.020 wants
00:17:02.240 to
00:17:02.440 play
00:17:02.760 with
00:17:02.940 a
00:17:03.080 potato
00:17:03.620 you
00:17:05.580 can't
00:17:05.960 get
00:17:06.160 a
00:17:06.300 kid
00:17:06.480 excited
00:17:06.960 by
00:17:07.200 giving
00:17:07.480 him
00:17:07.620 a
00:17:07.760 damn
00:17:08.000 pot
00:17:08.360 anymore
00:17:09.080 so
00:17:10.820 that
00:17:11.060 kid
00:17:11.260 is
00:17:11.360 not
00:17:11.580 even
00:17:11.780 mentally
00:17:12.180 well
00:17:12.580 let's
00:17:12.860 be
00:17:13.040 honest
00:17:13.500 that
00:17:15.260 kid
00:17:15.460 probably
00:17:15.700 has
00:17:15.860 a
00:17:15.940 little
00:17:16.040 bit
00:17:16.200 hit
00:17:16.400 of
00:17:16.600 give
00:17:19.300 me
00:17:19.420 a
00:17:19.600 T
00:17:19.900 give
00:17:20.820 me
00:17:20.940 an
00:17:21.100 I
00:17:21.260 give
00:17:21.440 me
00:17:21.520 an
00:17:21.640 S
00:17:21.800 give
00:17:21.980 me
00:17:22.060 an
00:17:22.180 M
00:17:22.360 baby
00:17:22.540 tism
00:17:22.940 you
00:17:23.560 know
00:17:23.720 it
00:17:23.900 and I
00:17:26.620 grew
00:17:26.800 up
00:17:26.980 heavy
00:17:27.260 in the
00:17:27.500 autism
00:17:27.880 world
00:17:28.300 we
00:17:31.420 had
00:17:31.520 a
00:17:31.640 kid
00:17:31.760 at
00:17:31.860 the
00:17:31.980 end
00:17:32.080 of
00:17:32.180 our
00:17:32.320 block
00:17:32.700 and
00:17:32.920 he
00:17:34.580 really
00:17:34.860 he
00:17:35.080 had
00:17:35.400 just
00:17:37.160 nine
00:17:37.580 different
00:17:37.860 haircuts
00:17:38.440 man
00:17:38.680 he
00:17:38.820 just
00:17:39.080 he
00:17:41.340 was
00:17:41.460 kind
00:17:41.640 of
00:17:41.940 just
00:17:42.200 I
00:17:42.320 mean
00:17:42.460 from
00:17:42.640 everything
00:17:42.920 from
00:17:43.160 cornrow
00:17:43.820 to
00:17:44.000 damn
00:17:44.320 fade
00:17:44.940 to
00:17:45.200 military
00:17:46.580 to
00:17:46.840 damn
00:17:47.180 you
00:17:48.920 know
00:17:49.020 he
00:17:49.100 had
00:17:49.220 that
00:17:49.360 kind
00:17:49.540 of
00:17:49.640 action
00:17:50.040 gospel
00:17:50.560 cut
00:17:50.860 they
00:17:51.020 thought
00:17:51.160 he
00:17:51.260 could
00:17:51.400 sing
00:17:51.700 he
00:17:51.840 couldn't
00:17:52.080 sing
00:17:52.440 he
00:17:53.480 was
00:17:53.580 mentally
00:17:53.820 challenged
00:17:54.380 you
00:17:54.640 know
00:17:54.860 and
00:17:55.040 and
00:17:57.160 they
00:17:57.260 put him
00:17:57.560 on the
00:17:57.760 front
00:17:57.980 porch
00:17:58.320 and he
00:17:58.500 would
00:17:58.620 sing
00:17:58.980 ACDC
00:18:01.180 lyrics
00:18:01.700 and
00:18:02.000 you
00:18:04.760 know
00:18:04.940 and just
00:18:05.220 kind of
00:18:05.520 cheer at
00:18:05.920 the cars
00:18:06.320 when they
00:18:06.560 went by
00:18:07.060 and I
00:18:07.340 don't
00:18:07.400 know
00:18:07.480 what
00:18:07.600 happened
00:18:07.820 to
00:18:07.980 him
00:18:08.120 and I
00:18:09.100 would
00:18:09.280 probably
00:18:10.480 guess
00:18:10.800 death
00:18:11.160 if I
00:18:11.420 had to
00:18:11.580 guess
00:18:11.800 something
00:18:12.080 I
00:18:13.800 don't
00:18:13.880 know
00:18:13.940 if I
00:18:14.060 would
00:18:14.200 guess
00:18:14.460 death
00:18:17.180 say if
00:18:17.360 there
00:18:17.460 was
00:18:17.560 a
00:18:17.660 hat
00:18:17.860 full
00:18:18.040 of
00:18:18.160 things
00:18:18.400 that
00:18:18.540 had
00:18:20.000 happened
00:18:20.320 to
00:18:20.500 him
00:18:20.660 and
00:18:21.460 everybody
00:18:21.780 had
00:18:22.000 written
00:18:22.160 on a
00:18:22.400 card
00:18:22.600 what
00:18:22.780 happened
00:18:23.060 to
00:18:23.220 him
00:18:23.400 I
00:18:24.300 would
00:18:24.440 draw
00:18:24.640 a
00:18:24.800 card
00:18:25.000 out
00:18:25.160 of
00:18:25.220 there
00:18:25.340 and I
00:18:25.540 bet
00:18:25.660 most
00:18:25.900 of the
00:18:26.060 cards
00:18:26.320 would
00:18:26.420 probably
00:18:26.620 say
00:18:26.840 deceased
00:18:27.360 and
00:18:28.720 bless
00:18:29.040 him
00:18:29.220 bro
00:18:29.420 praise
00:18:30.080 God
00:18:30.420 but
00:18:30.660 what am I
00:18:31.920 shit
00:18:32.180 I'm
00:18:32.420 all over
00:18:33.420 the place
00:18:33.760 yeah
00:18:36.380 what kid
00:18:37.020 wants to
00:18:37.380 play with
00:18:37.680 a potato
00:18:38.200 now
00:18:38.580 who
00:18:38.780 cares
00:18:39.260 I
00:18:40.300 don't
00:18:40.460 care
00:18:40.660 if
00:18:40.780 the
00:18:40.880 potato
00:18:41.340 dude
00:18:41.740 that's
00:18:42.540 not
00:18:42.720 a
00:18:42.900 real
00:18:43.200 Mr.
00:18:43.580 Potato
00:18:43.860 Mr.
00:18:44.280 Potato
00:18:44.620 is a
00:18:45.060 man
00:18:45.360 he's
00:18:46.460 a
00:18:46.580 grown
00:18:46.820 man
00:18:47.220 he
00:18:47.360 got
00:18:47.580 his
00:18:47.740 feet
00:18:47.980 out
00:18:48.200 like
00:18:48.460 that
00:18:48.760 he
00:18:48.900 got
00:18:49.100 some
00:18:49.280 mustache
00:18:49.820 glasses
00:18:50.800 he
00:18:51.840 kind
00:18:52.100 of
00:18:52.200 looks
00:18:52.380 like
00:18:52.540 he
00:18:52.640 probably
00:18:52.880 did
00:18:53.120 a
00:18:53.260 crime
00:18:53.700 and
00:18:53.860 now
00:18:54.020 he's
00:18:54.220 hiding
00:18:54.720 you know
00:18:55.840 he
00:18:56.000 looks
00:18:56.220 a
00:18:56.480 little
00:18:56.900 Polish
00:18:57.500 but
00:18:57.900 maybe
00:18:58.240 also
00:18:58.720 kind
00:18:59.100 of
00:18:59.240 urban
00:18:59.640 bro
00:18:59.920 you know
00:19:00.540 kind
00:19:01.000 of
00:19:01.100 Afro
00:19:01.540 Polish
00:19:01.960 maybe
00:19:02.340 if you
00:19:02.620 look
00:19:02.860 at
00:19:03.120 him
00:19:03.260 basically
00:19:03.560 you know
00:19:03.980 if
00:19:04.540 he's
00:19:04.700 that
00:19:04.840 kind
00:19:05.060 of
00:19:05.140 Idaho
00:19:05.480 kind
00:19:05.820 of
00:19:05.940 gold
00:19:06.340 you
00:19:06.580 know
00:19:06.840 but
00:19:07.820 now
00:19:08.120 if
00:19:08.280 they
00:19:08.400 want
00:19:08.620 a
00:19:08.740 potato
00:19:09.140 that
00:19:09.360 got
00:19:09.700 you
00:19:10.660 know
00:19:10.840 both
00:19:11.280 you
00:19:12.380 know
00:19:12.480 that's
00:19:12.700 not
00:19:12.860 a
00:19:12.980 real
00:19:13.120 that's
00:19:13.380 not
00:19:13.520 Mr.
00:19:13.800 Potato
00:19:14.100 they
00:19:14.320 got
00:19:14.480 a
00:19:14.600 new
00:19:14.760 thing
00:19:15.120 they
00:19:15.920 got
00:19:16.120 that
00:19:16.340 dual
00:19:16.600 crotch
00:19:16.980 russet
00:19:17.480 they
00:19:18.060 got
00:19:18.340 that
00:19:18.560 dual
00:19:18.860 crotch
00:19:19.280 russet
00:19:19.740 fam
00:19:20.120 and
00:19:20.420 that's
00:19:20.760 chill
00:19:21.140 just
00:19:22.300 say
00:19:22.580 that
00:19:22.980 like
00:19:25.000 I
00:19:26.020 think
00:19:26.280 some
00:19:26.600 of the
00:19:27.020 articling
00:19:27.820 is
00:19:28.740 just
00:19:28.940 to
00:19:29.100 create
00:19:29.520 a
00:19:29.740 stir
00:19:30.000 just
00:19:31.420 say
00:19:31.700 look
00:19:31.980 we
00:19:32.140 got
00:19:32.320 that
00:19:32.540 DCR
00:19:33.360 baby
00:19:33.760 alright
00:19:34.240 we
00:19:35.020 got
00:19:35.260 you
00:19:35.480 know
00:19:35.580 what
00:19:35.720 I'm
00:19:35.820 saying
00:19:36.180 poppy
00:19:37.000 mommy
00:19:37.240 got
00:19:37.500 that
00:19:37.700 mixed
00:19:38.000 bag
00:19:38.460 but
00:19:39.320 what
00:19:39.600 kid
00:19:39.820 is
00:19:39.980 still
00:19:40.240 playing
00:19:40.760 with
00:19:41.140 a
00:19:41.660 potato
00:19:42.480 I
00:19:44.200 can't
00:19:44.360 you
00:19:44.480 can't
00:19:44.680 I
00:19:45.360 don't
00:19:46.220 know
00:19:46.360 one
00:19:46.600 kid
00:19:46.800 you
00:19:46.900 can
00:19:47.040 get
00:19:47.260 off
00:19:47.520 his
00:19:47.680 iPad
00:19:48.020 long
00:19:48.460 enough
00:19:48.660 to
00:19:48.840 even
00:19:49.100 discuss
00:19:49.700 a
00:19:49.900 vegetable
00:19:50.320 all
00:19:51.340 kids
00:19:51.660 want
00:19:51.860 to
00:19:51.980 know
00:19:52.180 nowadays
00:19:52.660 is
00:19:53.540 is
00:19:53.920 Elon
00:19:54.400 Musk
00:19:54.860 their
00:19:55.260 dad
00:19:55.800 is
00:19:57.040 Elon
00:19:57.360 Musk
00:19:57.620 my
00:19:57.840 dad
00:19:58.260 that
00:20:00.320 and
00:20:00.680 if
00:20:00.880 the
00:20:01.040 answer
00:20:01.460 is
00:20:01.620 no
00:20:02.000 then
00:20:02.660 they
00:20:03.140 don't
00:20:03.560 that's
00:20:04.700 it
00:20:04.920 the
00:20:06.000 rest
00:20:06.360 of
00:20:06.500 their
00:20:06.640 lives
00:20:07.220 they'll
00:20:08.620 spend
00:20:08.940 in
00:20:09.140 therapy
00:20:09.720 wishing
00:20:11.020 he
00:20:11.260 was
00:20:11.680 that's
00:20:13.340 all
00:20:13.460 that's
00:20:13.880 it
00:20:14.160 is
00:20:15.400 Elon
00:20:15.700 Musk
00:20:16.040 my
00:20:16.300 dad
00:20:16.860 they
00:20:20.800 don't
00:20:21.120 care
00:20:21.380 what
00:20:21.660 kind
00:20:21.940 of
00:20:22.080 fucking
00:20:22.420 crotch
00:20:22.960 the
00:20:23.200 vegetable
00:20:23.740 has
00:20:24.240 if
00:20:25.340 we
00:20:25.480 want
00:20:25.680 to
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00:21:29.740 you know
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00:22:11.040 kids
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00:23:20.740 support
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00:24:09.160 that's
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00:24:09.960 commercial
00:24:10.240 either
00:24:10.520 I
00:24:10.800 I
00:24:13.180 went
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00:24:27.760 and
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00:24:41.620 and
00:24:42.620 Kid
00:24:42.960 Rock
00:24:43.420 Bob
00:24:44.320 Ritchie
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00:26:47.300 and
00:26:47.580 Kid
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00:26:49.120 Bob
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00:27:01.100 and
00:27:02.620 dude
00:27:03.000 I've
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00:27:05.040 with
00:27:05.520 some
00:27:05.880 heroes
00:27:06.340 right
00:27:06.840 some
00:27:07.600 unique
00:27:08.100 humans
00:27:08.760 I've
00:27:10.120 walked
00:27:10.360 with
00:27:10.520 criminals
00:27:10.940 I
00:27:11.160 walked
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00:27:11.640 a
00:27:11.800 buddy
00:27:12.000 of
00:27:12.140 mine
00:27:12.360 that
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00:27:16.480 and
00:27:18.560 he said
00:27:19.060 it felt
00:27:19.520 pretty good
00:27:20.040 honestly
00:27:20.420 but
00:27:24.240 anyway
00:27:25.040 so
00:27:25.440 we're
00:27:25.840 walking
00:27:26.100 down
00:27:26.240 the
00:27:26.360 street
00:27:26.560 and
00:27:26.880 you
00:27:27.060 start
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00:27:27.520 and
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00:27:27.780 so
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00:27:28.080 just
00:27:28.220 drunk
00:27:28.940 people
00:27:29.520 right
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00:27:31.000 like
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00:27:31.300 French
00:27:31.640 quarter
00:27:32.040 type
00:27:32.360 of
00:27:32.540 vibe
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00:27:32.980 you're
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00:27:33.680 the
00:27:33.900 street
00:27:34.200 and
00:27:34.380 and
00:27:35.640 you
00:27:35.760 see
00:27:35.960 people
00:27:36.240 just
00:27:36.460 start
00:27:36.680 to
00:27:36.860 notice
00:27:37.460 Bob
00:27:38.540 and
00:27:39.900 they
00:27:40.240 start
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00:27:41.520 get
00:27:42.080 I
00:27:42.900 mean
00:27:43.140 people
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00:27:43.740 losing
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00:27:44.700 you
00:27:45.140 know
00:27:45.480 some
00:27:46.820 guy
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00:27:47.200 to
00:27:47.340 spell
00:27:47.660 out
00:27:47.880 Bob
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00:27:48.300 a
00:27:48.420 bang
00:27:48.980 at
00:27:49.180 a
00:27:49.260 bang
00:27:49.500 boogie
00:27:49.800 he
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00:27:50.580 he
00:27:50.820 started
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00:27:51.520 it
00:27:51.720 out
00:27:52.000 like
00:27:52.860 a
00:27:53.020 police
00:27:53.340 officer
00:27:53.760 had
00:27:53.960 said
00:27:54.120 all right
00:27:54.460 I need
00:27:54.680 you to
00:27:54.860 recite
00:27:55.200 this
00:27:55.620 you know
00:27:56.900 some
00:27:57.120 girl
00:27:57.300 threw
00:27:57.680 her
00:27:57.900 ovary
00:27:58.400 at
00:27:58.640 him
00:27:59.360 some
00:28:01.900 girl
00:28:02.100 was
00:28:02.220 running
00:28:02.620 for him
00:28:03.100 ran
00:28:03.300 right
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00:28:04.080 a
00:28:04.300 do
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00:28:04.840 park
00:28:05.100 your
00:28:05.240 sign
00:28:05.620 icy
00:28:07.260 some
00:28:07.960 dude
00:28:08.160 crashed
00:28:08.540 his
00:28:08.720 car
00:28:08.980 he's
00:28:09.100 like
00:28:09.220 some
00:28:12.940 fella
00:28:13.180 drank
00:28:13.600 his
00:28:13.760 own
00:28:13.900 blood
00:28:14.080 put
00:28:14.340 a
00:28:14.480 thing
00:28:14.660 into
00:28:14.820 his
00:28:15.000 side
00:28:15.260 of
00:28:15.400 him
00:28:15.520 started
00:28:16.000 just
00:28:16.280 sipping
00:28:16.560 on
00:28:16.780 it
00:28:16.900 dude
00:28:17.160 just
00:28:17.740 fucking
00:28:18.160 i
00:28:20.380 mean
00:28:20.560 people
00:28:20.940 were
00:28:21.220 losing
00:28:22.060 their
00:28:22.880 minds
00:28:23.260 and
00:28:23.680 he
00:28:23.780 had
00:28:23.920 like
00:28:24.100 security
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00:28:24.820 it
00:28:24.940 was
00:28:25.120 just
00:28:25.480 i
00:28:26.600 mean
00:28:26.820 people
00:28:27.220 were
00:28:27.480 just
00:28:27.800 some
00:28:28.520 woman
00:28:28.740 got
00:28:28.920 down
00:28:29.060 and
00:28:29.200 proposed
00:28:29.620 to
00:28:29.820 her
00:28:29.960 husband
00:28:30.200 every
00:28:30.760 person
00:28:31.320 every
00:28:31.600 like
00:28:31.900 space
00:28:32.840 he
00:28:33.000 walked
00:28:33.280 past
00:28:33.620 something
00:28:33.960 insane
00:28:34.440 would
00:28:34.600 happen
00:28:34.940 a
00:28:36.020 window
00:28:36.460 shattered
00:28:37.140 a
00:28:37.620 baby
00:28:38.080 in
00:28:38.580 a
00:28:38.740 stroller
00:28:39.140 probably
00:28:40.480 four
00:28:40.760 months
00:28:40.960 got
00:28:41.200 out
00:28:41.460 of
00:28:41.560 the
00:28:41.700 stroller
00:28:41.960 and
00:28:42.100 just
00:28:42.220 started
00:28:42.440 walking
00:28:42.800 walked
00:28:43.180 off
00:28:43.400 his
00:28:43.540 parents
00:28:43.820 are
00:28:43.940 sitting
00:28:44.140 there
00:28:44.300 kind
00:28:44.500 of
00:28:44.580 hugging
00:28:44.860 he's
00:28:48.160 doing
00:28:48.360 my
00:28:48.520 own
00:28:48.720 thing
00:28:49.020 i'm
00:28:49.660 looking
00:28:49.800 for
00:28:49.960 my
00:28:50.120 real
00:28:50.320 dad
00:28:50.620 elon
00:28:51.060 musk
00:28:51.620 i
00:28:52.600 mean
00:28:52.840 it
00:28:52.960 was
00:28:53.080 just
00:28:53.280 crazy
00:28:53.720 fireworks
00:28:54.660 a
00:28:55.240 dove
00:28:55.680 pulled
00:28:55.940 a
00:28:56.060 magician
00:28:56.540 out
00:28:56.780 of
00:28:56.880 his
00:28:56.980 hat
00:28:57.260 he
00:28:57.720 had
00:28:57.840 a
00:28:57.960 hat
00:28:58.160 on
00:28:58.420 he
00:28:58.700 pulled
00:28:58.900 a
00:28:59.020 magician
00:28:59.400 out
00:28:59.820 the
00:29:00.780 magician
00:29:01.140 was
00:29:01.340 wondering
00:29:01.600 if he
00:29:01.840 was
00:29:01.940 getting
00:29:02.080 his
00:29:02.260 stimulus
00:29:02.660 payment
00:29:03.020 the
00:29:03.240 bird
00:29:03.460 flew
00:29:03.720 off
00:29:04.100 but
00:29:05.280 every
00:29:05.740 moment
00:29:06.180 we
00:29:06.380 went
00:29:06.660 pat
00:29:06.900 like
00:29:07.100 people
00:29:07.320 get
00:29:07.640 rock
00:29:08.140 a
00:29:09.240 caterpillar
00:29:12.040 admitted
00:29:12.520 that he
00:29:12.920 was just
00:29:13.260 a cat
00:29:13.760 and it
00:29:14.820 was all
00:29:15.180 just a
00:29:15.540 ruse
00:29:15.860 to
00:29:16.020 meet
00:29:16.200 women
00:29:16.520 with
00:29:16.720 the
00:29:16.880 long
00:29:17.220 you
00:29:17.600 know
00:29:17.840 trying
00:29:18.620 to
00:29:18.740 show
00:29:18.960 them
00:29:19.060 that
00:29:19.220 length
00:29:19.560 show
00:29:19.840 them
00:29:19.940 that
00:29:20.100 body
00:29:20.440 work
00:29:20.780 um
00:29:22.920 so
00:29:23.600 it
00:29:23.760 was
00:29:23.880 just
00:29:24.040 you
00:29:24.320 know
00:29:24.440 it
00:29:24.600 was
00:29:24.700 just
00:29:24.860 a
00:29:25.040 fact
00:29:25.260 it
00:29:25.380 was
00:29:25.540 just
00:29:26.000 because
00:29:27.340 look
00:29:27.580 i've
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00:29:28.340 ridden
00:29:28.600 in
00:29:28.760 cars
00:29:29.100 and
00:29:29.260 arrived
00:29:29.700 at
00:29:29.860 places
00:29:30.260 with
00:29:31.040 people
00:29:31.340 with
00:29:31.580 unique
00:29:31.980 uh
00:29:32.560 with
00:29:32.940 pomp
00:29:33.360 and
00:29:33.560 circumstance
00:29:34.040 but
00:29:36.220 to
00:29:36.440 show
00:29:36.700 but
00:29:36.880 to
00:29:37.060 walk
00:29:37.560 not
00:29:40.060 a
00:29:40.220 mile
00:29:40.540 but
00:29:40.740 walk
00:29:41.020 one
00:29:41.320 one
00:29:41.760 fifteenth
00:29:42.380 of
00:29:42.560 a
00:29:45.180 but
00:29:45.320 near
00:29:45.800 someone's
00:29:46.420 shoes
00:29:46.880 um
00:29:48.020 it
00:29:49.200 was
00:29:49.360 just
00:29:49.620 it
00:29:49.940 was
00:29:50.200 i
00:29:50.540 don't
00:29:50.660 know
00:29:50.820 it
00:29:50.940 was
00:29:50.980 just
00:29:51.100 interesting
00:29:51.740 you
00:29:53.540 know
00:29:53.700 you
00:29:53.900 just
00:29:54.060 it
00:29:54.220 just
00:29:54.440 doesn't
00:29:54.860 happen
00:29:55.160 uh
00:29:55.580 every
00:29:56.040 day
00:29:56.320 and
00:29:56.540 certainly
00:29:56.740 not
00:29:56.960 to
00:29:57.120 me
00:29:57.360 um
00:29:59.060 i'm
00:29:59.880 going
00:29:59.960 to
00:30:00.060 tell
00:30:00.220 you
00:30:00.360 this
00:30:00.720 though
00:30:01.140 that
00:30:01.880 if
00:30:03.800 you
00:30:04.220 are
00:30:04.660 selling
00:30:05.140 stuff
00:30:05.620 online
00:30:06.260 which
00:30:07.860 is
00:30:08.020 a
00:30:08.160 lot
00:30:08.360 of
00:30:08.480 people
00:30:08.680 these
00:30:08.900 days
00:30:09.140 you
00:30:09.300 know
00:30:09.440 is
00:30:09.600 people
00:30:10.220 say
00:30:10.460 it's
00:30:10.640 dangerous
00:30:11.060 out
00:30:11.360 there
00:30:11.680 to
00:30:13.000 have
00:30:13.140 a
00:30:13.280 brook
00:30:13.520 and mortar
00:30:13.900 business
00:30:14.440 you know
00:30:14.780 because
00:30:15.040 of
00:30:15.160 the
00:30:15.280 core
00:30:15.540 of
00:30:15.640 people
00:30:15.940 sneaking
00:30:16.420 in
00:30:16.780 sneezing
00:30:17.340 in
00:30:17.460 your
00:30:17.600 window
00:30:17.980 somebody
00:30:19.100 cough
00:30:19.540 or
00:30:19.880 exhale
00:30:21.220 on your
00:30:21.580 merchandise
00:30:21.980 it'll
00:30:23.260 kill a
00:30:23.580 grandmother
00:30:23.940 that's
00:30:24.240 what
00:30:24.340 they're
00:30:24.460 saying
00:30:24.800 that's
00:30:26.600 why
00:30:26.780 you
00:30:26.960 need
00:30:27.100 to
00:30:27.180 be
00:30:27.300 in
00:30:27.400 the
00:30:27.500 right
00:30:27.720 business
00:30:28.240 and
00:30:29.240 you
00:30:29.360 need
00:30:29.520 to
00:30:29.740 put
00:30:30.200 your
00:30:30.380 business
00:30:30.780 online
00:30:31.720 online
00:30:33.140 with
00:30:34.520 ship
00:30:34.800 station
00:30:35.220 that's
00:30:35.600 the
00:30:35.760 right
00:30:35.980 business
00:30:36.520 orders
00:30:38.120 coming
00:30:38.400 in
00:30:38.760 they
00:30:39.680 need
00:30:39.820 to
00:30:39.900 go
00:30:40.000 out
00:30:40.160 fast
00:30:40.740 import
00:30:42.260 orders
00:30:42.960 from
00:30:43.240 any
00:30:43.520 sales
00:30:43.900 channel
00:30:44.240 ship
00:30:44.540 with
00:30:44.700 any
00:30:45.060 carrier
00:30:45.600 no
00:30:46.580 matter
00:30:46.740 where
00:30:46.960 you're
00:30:47.140 selling
00:30:47.440 amazon
00:30:47.800 etsy
00:30:48.300 or
00:30:48.940 your
00:30:49.140 own
00:30:49.400 website
00:30:49.960 you know
00:30:50.700 jerk
00:30:51.500 it
00:30:51.660 out
00:30:51.880 function
00:30:52.380 dot com
00:30:53.060 dot org
00:30:53.660 dot tit
00:30:55.320 whatever
00:30:56.700 ship
00:30:57.220 ship
00:30:57.240 station
00:30:57.600 funnels
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00:30:58.340 orders
00:30:58.620 into
00:30:58.780 one
00:30:58.960 simple
00:30:59.300 interface
00:30:59.760 that
00:31:00.260 you
00:31:00.440 can
00:31:00.620 manage
00:31:00.900 from
00:31:01.080 anywhere
00:31:01.360 even
00:31:01.600 your
00:31:01.780 cell
00:31:01.980 phone
00:31:02.240 you
00:31:02.860 see
00:31:03.020 them
00:31:03.120 come
00:31:03.300 in
00:31:03.540 you
00:31:04.180 send
00:31:04.440 them
00:31:04.560 out
00:31:04.780 you'll
00:31:05.820 get
00:31:05.940 access
00:31:06.180 to
00:31:06.360 amazing
00:31:06.640 discounts
00:31:07.060 with
00:31:07.240 major
00:31:07.580 carriers
00:31:08.140 including
00:31:09.040 UPS
00:31:09.460 FedEx
00:31:09.820 USPS
00:31:11.040 the SPCA
00:31:13.020 and
00:31:14.600 I just
00:31:15.580 made a joke
00:31:16.080 on that
00:31:16.300 last one
00:31:16.700 easily
00:31:17.980 compare
00:31:18.300 carriers
00:31:18.720 and choose
00:31:19.380 the best
00:31:19.760 solutions
00:31:20.200 every
00:31:20.540 time
00:31:21.000 with
00:31:21.680 ship
00:31:21.880 station
00:31:22.200 small
00:31:22.560 businesses
00:31:23.040 can
00:31:23.640 now
00:31:23.800 access
00:31:24.080 the
00:31:24.300 same
00:31:24.560 rates
00:31:24.940 reserved
00:31:25.660 for
00:31:25.980 fortune
00:31:26.340 500
00:31:26.860 companies
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00:31:27.720 important
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00:31:29.900 against
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00:31:30.360 big
00:31:30.540 dog
00:31:30.900 just
00:31:31.760 use
00:31:31.980 my
00:31:32.160 offer
00:31:32.400 code
00:31:32.760 T-H-E-O
00:31:33.960 to get
00:31:34.520 a 60
00:31:34.920 day
00:31:35.160 free
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00:31:35.920 that's
00:31:36.840 two
00:31:37.040 months
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00:31:38.800 hassle
00:31:39.280 stress
00:31:40.160 free
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00:31:41.320 just
00:31:42.080 go to
00:31:42.380 ship
00:31:42.820 station
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00:31:44.320 click
00:31:44.580 on the
00:31:44.820 microphone
00:31:45.360 at the
00:31:46.440 top
00:31:46.640 of the
00:31:46.860 page
00:31:47.200 and type
00:31:47.680 in
00:31:48.040 T-H-E-O
00:31:49.680 that's
00:31:50.640 ship
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00:31:51.380 dot com
00:31:52.180 enter
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00:31:53.080 code
00:31:53.460 T-H-E-O
00:31:54.120 make
00:31:55.000 ship
00:31:55.700 happen
00:31:56.700 look
00:31:59.340 you know
00:31:59.540 I spoke
00:31:59.860 a
00:32:00.340 decent
00:32:01.900 amount
00:32:02.140 of
00:32:02.280 Spanish
00:32:02.560 over
00:32:02.800 my
00:32:02.980 life
00:32:03.260 but
00:32:03.460 nothing
00:32:04.420 that's
00:32:04.760 really
00:32:04.980 put me
00:32:05.280 to that
00:32:05.480 next
00:32:05.780 level
00:32:06.400 nothing
00:32:07.840 where
00:32:08.040 I've
00:32:08.180 ever
00:32:08.340 made
00:32:08.600 love
00:32:08.960 to
00:32:09.180 a
00:32:09.500 woman
00:32:10.320 or
00:32:10.800 even
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00:32:14.040 woman
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00:32:16.680 that's
00:32:16.920 my
00:32:17.080 thing
00:32:17.280 man
00:32:17.420 if I
00:32:17.640 was
00:32:17.800 ever
00:32:17.980 going
00:32:18.140 to
00:32:18.220 be
00:32:18.400 gay
00:32:18.660 I'd
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00:32:19.080 to
00:32:19.200 at
00:32:19.340 least
00:32:19.520 say
00:32:19.720 hey
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00:32:20.260 at
00:32:20.400 least
00:32:20.560 a
00:32:20.740 woman
00:32:20.960 once
00:32:21.420 right
00:32:21.720 if
00:32:23.180 you
00:32:23.280 go
00:32:23.440 full
00:32:23.840 dude
00:32:24.280 bro
00:32:24.560 that's
00:32:25.340 that
00:32:27.020 might
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00:32:27.440 too
00:32:27.640 much
00:32:27.920 I
00:32:28.080 think
00:32:28.320 for
00:32:28.500 me
00:32:28.780 for
00:32:29.120 me
00:32:29.440 but
00:32:30.800 look
00:32:31.120 if
00:32:31.280 you
00:32:31.420 say
00:32:31.640 look
00:32:31.900 you
00:32:32.060 were
00:32:32.220 a
00:32:32.380 chick
00:32:32.560 for
00:32:32.720 a
00:32:32.860 couple
00:32:33.060 years
00:32:33.460 right
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00:32:34.500 you
00:32:34.980 know
00:32:35.140 we
00:32:35.300 can
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00:32:35.800 know
00:32:35.960 we
00:32:36.160 can
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00:32:36.460 least
00:32:36.740 split
00:32:37.740 a
00:32:37.920 dessert
00:32:38.300 anyway
00:32:40.540 in
00:32:41.780 case
00:32:42.000 you
00:32:42.120 don't
00:32:42.320 speak
00:32:42.780 Spanish
00:32:43.880 or
00:32:44.940 German
00:32:45.700 you
00:32:47.660 can learn
00:32:47.940 it
00:32:48.960 the
00:32:49.100 number
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00:34:16.080 I'm excited
00:34:16.520 about
00:34:17.000 what else
00:34:20.140 you know
00:34:22.940 we've had a lot
00:34:25.300 of nice calls
00:34:25.860 from you guys
00:34:26.400 I wanted to
00:34:26.940 make sure
00:34:27.240 that I keep
00:34:27.680 this going
00:34:28.440 as well
00:34:29.220 you know
00:34:30.720 we made
00:34:31.480 a goal
00:34:33.560 this year
00:34:34.020 to help
00:34:34.380 out some
00:34:34.800 single moms
00:34:35.480 and do
00:34:35.820 some nice
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00:34:38.040 I want
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00:34:40.880 as I
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00:34:42.100 my
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00:34:42.620 death
00:34:42.920 this is
00:34:46.640 water
00:34:47.000 too
00:34:47.260 if you like
00:34:47.720 if you
00:34:48.000 it's funny
00:34:48.800 because if you
00:34:49.140 look at the
00:34:49.460 cane you'd think
00:34:50.020 it's a
00:34:50.360 liquor beverage
00:34:51.680 but that's
00:34:52.600 water baby
00:34:53.120 praise God
00:34:56.180 man
00:34:56.480 but we want
00:34:58.640 to continue
00:34:59.180 that goal
00:35:00.020 this year
00:35:00.420 and see if
00:35:01.740 we can't
00:35:01.960 holler at
00:35:02.280 somebody right
00:35:02.780 here
00:35:04.020 hello
00:35:19.460 hey is
00:35:20.660 Karina there
00:35:21.280 yes this is
00:35:23.440 her
00:35:23.700 hey Karina
00:35:24.680 my name is
00:35:25.120 Theo
00:35:25.360 I work on
00:35:26.020 a podcast
00:35:26.560 and I think
00:35:28.860 you might have
00:35:29.280 spoken with my
00:35:29.800 producer Nick
00:35:30.580 um I
00:35:34.240 haven't
00:35:35.020 oh you
00:35:36.020 didn't
00:35:36.560 no
00:35:38.420 at least I
00:35:39.760 don't remember
00:35:40.260 oh that's
00:35:41.200 okay
00:35:41.460 look we've
00:35:42.760 all we've
00:35:43.660 all done
00:35:44.040 some things
00:35:44.560 I'll tell
00:35:44.920 you that
00:35:45.300 um
00:35:46.000 do you
00:35:47.500 you work as
00:35:48.200 a corrections
00:35:48.640 officer
00:35:49.180 I do
00:35:50.940 sir
00:35:51.240 oh nice
00:35:52.160 and you have
00:35:52.600 two kiddos
00:35:53.260 right
00:35:53.600 I sure
00:35:55.400 do I
00:35:55.840 have two
00:35:56.160 boys
00:35:56.520 oh dang
00:35:57.960 boys are
00:35:58.480 freaking
00:35:58.740 dangerous
00:35:59.360 I think
00:36:00.020 they are
00:36:02.600 um
00:36:04.460 they're wild
00:36:04.960 are they
00:36:05.960 yeah
00:36:07.580 yeah
00:36:08.480 something's
00:36:09.020 in them
00:36:09.280 I don't
00:36:09.480 know what's
00:36:09.880 in them
00:36:11.220 me neither
00:36:13.240 can you
00:36:13.660 tell me
00:36:14.080 look I
00:36:16.100 have no
00:36:16.480 idea
00:36:16.960 um
00:36:18.280 well someone
00:36:19.420 called
00:36:19.800 then I
00:36:20.580 I'm sorry
00:36:21.280 I thought
00:36:21.520 they maybe
00:36:21.860 spoke to
00:36:22.180 you
00:36:22.240 someone
00:36:22.440 called
00:36:22.740 and just
00:36:22.960 we do
00:36:23.260 a thing
00:36:23.580 I work
00:36:24.300 on a
00:36:24.520 podcast
00:36:24.860 called
00:36:25.120 this past
00:36:25.560 weekend
00:36:26.020 and we
00:36:26.960 just do
00:36:27.240 a thing
00:36:27.560 where
00:36:27.920 you know
00:36:28.680 I was
00:36:28.900 raised
00:36:29.080 by a
00:36:29.360 single
00:36:29.560 mom
00:36:29.860 and so
00:36:30.140 sometimes
00:36:30.400 we reach
00:36:30.760 out to
00:36:30.980 single moms
00:36:31.520 and just
00:36:31.780 try and do
00:36:32.160 something nice
00:36:32.780 so we just
00:36:33.780 wanted to reach
00:36:34.300 out and just
00:36:34.840 offer you
00:36:35.480 500 bucks
00:36:36.120 just to go do
00:36:36.620 something fun
00:36:37.120 with the
00:36:37.420 kiddos
00:36:37.780 whenever you
00:36:38.600 uh
00:36:39.360 feel like
00:36:39.900 it
00:36:40.160 so
00:36:40.840 um
00:36:42.260 oh really
00:36:42.860 yeah
00:36:43.860 and you
00:36:44.820 don't have
00:36:45.020 to do
00:36:45.280 anything
00:36:45.580 you don't
00:36:46.160 owe us
00:36:46.480 anything
00:36:46.960 um
00:36:47.840 you know
00:36:48.920 that's it
00:36:49.720 we just
00:36:50.120 want you
00:36:50.520 to go have
00:36:50.920 just go do
00:36:51.760 something fun
00:36:52.220 with those
00:36:52.540 freaking
00:36:52.820 deviants
00:36:53.660 yeah
00:36:56.680 oh wow
00:36:57.380 that's
00:36:57.920 that's
00:36:58.240 really
00:36:58.480 amazing
00:36:58.960 thank you
00:36:59.460 so much
00:36:59.900 for that
00:37:00.340 I really
00:37:00.860 appreciate
00:37:01.260 it
00:37:01.640 are they
00:37:02.000 pretty
00:37:02.220 violent
00:37:02.720 um
00:37:04.800 no
00:37:05.720 they're
00:37:06.760 pretty
00:37:07.000 calm
00:37:07.340 kids
00:37:07.760 oh
00:37:08.240 dang
00:37:08.880 yeah
00:37:10.340 they're
00:37:10.720 pretty
00:37:10.920 calm
00:37:11.260 kids
00:37:11.640 does it
00:37:12.060 help being
00:37:12.420 a corrections
00:37:12.980 officer
00:37:13.420 does that
00:37:13.920 kind of
00:37:14.200 like if
00:37:14.460 they see
00:37:14.800 you in
00:37:15.060 uniform
00:37:15.540 does that
00:37:16.040 add like
00:37:16.480 a little
00:37:16.840 bit of
00:37:17.220 extra
00:37:17.560 edge
00:37:18.120 it
00:37:19.680 I think
00:37:20.140 so
00:37:20.540 they
00:37:22.140 they tend
00:37:22.640 to listen
00:37:23.140 more
00:37:23.500 I think
00:37:26.200 I definitely
00:37:26.700 would
00:37:26.960 look if
00:37:27.580 if my mom
00:37:28.480 said I'm
00:37:28.760 going to
00:37:28.860 put you
00:37:29.100 in time
00:37:29.520 out
00:37:29.740 and she
00:37:30.100 actually
00:37:30.620 meant it
00:37:31.180 like
00:37:31.400 incarcerated
00:37:31.980 I think
00:37:32.520 I would
00:37:32.780 really
00:37:33.000 tighten
00:37:33.300 up as
00:37:33.660 well
00:37:34.500 yes
00:37:36.540 sir
00:37:36.860 absolutely
00:37:37.800 well
00:37:39.500 Karina
00:37:39.820 thanks for
00:37:40.220 being a
00:37:40.480 sweet mom
00:37:40.860 and whoever
00:37:41.200 I don't
00:37:41.680 even know
00:37:41.960 who it
00:37:42.160 was that
00:37:42.540 that
00:37:42.760 nominated
00:37:43.520 I'm
00:37:43.840 sorry
00:37:44.080 I just
00:37:44.280 don't
00:37:44.380 have
00:37:44.520 that
00:37:44.640 information
00:37:45.040 but
00:37:45.400 yeah
00:37:46.260 they just
00:37:46.800 said that
00:37:47.600 this lady
00:37:47.960 is really
00:37:48.260 awesome
00:37:48.600 and that
00:37:48.940 yeah
00:37:49.960 and that
00:37:50.440 she would
00:37:50.900 probably like
00:37:51.620 to do
00:37:51.820 something fun
00:37:52.260 so I'll
00:37:53.260 have my
00:37:53.840 producer call
00:37:54.440 you back
00:37:54.800 and just
00:37:55.060 circle up
00:37:55.520 with you
00:37:55.900 okay
00:37:57.400 all right
00:37:57.940 that sounds
00:37:58.420 great
00:37:58.700 I thank
00:37:59.160 you so
00:37:59.480 much
00:37:59.760 I thank
00:38:00.120 you for
00:38:00.400 what you're
00:38:00.700 doing
00:38:01.020 oh no
00:38:02.000 worries
00:38:02.280 thank you
00:38:02.720 for just
00:38:04.000 even letting
00:38:04.500 us chat
00:38:04.820 on the phone
00:38:05.260 and I hope
00:38:05.840 you guys
00:38:06.080 have fun
00:38:06.560 and look
00:38:07.580 that money
00:38:07.960 can be used
00:38:08.380 for bail
00:38:08.780 too if
00:38:09.160 those kids
00:38:09.520 are real
00:38:09.780 bad it
00:38:10.120 can be
00:38:10.400 used
00:38:10.660 for bail
00:38:11.100 I put
00:38:13.240 it towards
00:38:13.760 that
00:38:14.880 okay
00:38:16.340 you guys
00:38:16.680 in case
00:38:17.120 you guys
00:38:17.680 have a good
00:38:18.100 one
00:38:18.680 all right
00:38:19.680 you too
00:38:20.040 sir
00:38:20.280 bye bye
00:38:21.000 Corina
00:38:23.320 that's a
00:38:24.340 pretty name
00:38:24.880 I was
00:38:26.620 thinking if I
00:38:27.120 could have a
00:38:27.480 Spanish name
00:38:28.200 and I don't
00:38:28.620 know if that's
00:38:29.120 Spanish but I'm
00:38:29.780 gonna guess
00:38:30.600 that it is
00:38:31.360 Corina
00:38:33.360 what does it
00:38:34.160 mean let me
00:38:34.560 look that
00:38:34.940 look that
00:38:34.960 up
00:38:35.400 Corina
00:38:38.320 meaning
00:38:40.680 maiden
00:38:46.880 means maiden
00:38:48.460 so Corina
00:38:50.740 is it a
00:38:51.400 Spanish name
00:38:52.120 the name
00:38:53.880 Corina's
00:38:54.340 nickname
00:38:54.900 caro
00:38:57.820 Latin word
00:38:58.720 caros
00:38:59.280 which means
00:38:59.800 beloved or
00:39:00.700 dear
00:39:01.160 oh
00:39:01.800 that's
00:39:02.280 sweet
00:39:02.620 dude
00:39:03.980 that would
00:39:04.380 be wild
00:39:05.020 if your
00:39:05.400 mom goes
00:39:05.900 off to
00:39:06.300 prison
00:39:06.740 dude
00:39:07.040 she would
00:39:07.400 be able
00:39:07.700 to handle
00:39:08.160 you easy
00:39:09.480 can you
00:39:10.320 even fathom
00:39:11.220 that
00:39:11.560 and imagine
00:39:13.280 getting frisked
00:39:14.320 before you
00:39:14.780 go to bed
00:39:15.540 that would
00:39:18.020 be insane
00:39:18.820 spread them
00:39:19.640 you know
00:39:20.400 you're like
00:39:21.520 I'm just
00:39:22.040 I just
00:39:22.940 brushed my
00:39:23.600 teeth
00:39:24.100 she says
00:39:26.840 spread them
00:39:27.280 but she just
00:39:27.600 means your
00:39:27.900 teeth she
00:39:28.320 wants to
00:39:28.620 see if you
00:39:28.940 brushed them
00:39:29.680 or not
00:39:30.100 that'd be
00:39:31.100 pretty funny
00:39:31.680 the hotline
00:39:34.640 baby praise
00:39:35.240 god baby
00:39:35.800 PTL
00:39:36.640 stay ready
00:39:37.680 bro
00:39:38.000 praise god
00:39:39.220 hit in
00:39:41.160 there
00:39:41.740 the hotline
00:39:44.440 as always
00:39:44.820 is
00:39:45.020 985-664-9503
00:39:50.440 I want to
00:39:52.460 see what we
00:39:53.040 got on
00:39:54.400 on the
00:39:56.600 call
00:39:56.920 see what
00:39:57.300 happened
00:39:57.660 man
00:39:57.900 see what's
00:39:58.400 hitting
00:39:58.620 let's get
00:39:59.860 into
00:40:00.240 some of
00:40:01.720 that
00:40:01.940 here we
00:40:02.300 go
00:40:03.300 yo
00:40:04.500 what's
00:40:04.920 that
00:40:05.140 my name
00:40:05.600 is
00:40:05.740 Damon
00:40:06.060 calling
00:40:06.820 you
00:40:07.060 I live
00:40:07.540 in
00:40:07.800 Everett
00:40:08.260 Washington
00:40:08.780 dirty
00:40:09.820 Damon
00:40:10.260 up there
00:40:10.700 outside
00:40:11.040 of
00:40:11.200 Everett
00:40:11.660 and I'm
00:40:13.640 sorry for
00:40:14.000 calling you
00:40:14.380 Damon
00:40:14.720 but
00:40:14.960 sometimes
00:40:15.660 with
00:40:15.980 Damon
00:40:16.240 they say
00:40:16.640 dirty
00:40:16.960 Damon
00:40:17.380 you know
00:40:19.260 like
00:40:20.200 Claude
00:40:20.600 they say
00:40:20.940 clean
00:40:21.300 Claude
00:40:21.960 but they
00:40:23.400 don't say
00:40:23.680 clean
00:40:24.060 Damon
00:40:24.520 onward
00:40:25.040 brother
00:40:25.360 23
00:40:27.420 years
00:40:27.780 old
00:40:28.180 I just
00:40:29.580 had a
00:40:29.780 quick
00:40:29.940 question
00:40:30.440 so
00:40:30.900 why don't
00:40:31.560 you get
00:40:32.080 your opinion
00:40:32.660 on something
00:40:33.200 my girlfriend
00:40:34.220 and I
00:40:34.740 have been
00:40:35.480 trying to
00:40:36.600 spice things
00:40:37.400 up in the
00:40:37.780 bedroom
00:40:38.180 you know
00:40:38.980 oh yeah
00:40:39.640 brother
00:40:39.900 send pics
00:40:40.640 just joking
00:40:42.280 don't write an
00:40:43.640 article about
00:40:44.320 that some
00:40:44.860 creep
00:40:45.360 yeah brother
00:40:48.400 I feel you
00:40:49.100 man look
00:40:49.660 when I was
00:40:51.380 23
00:40:51.940 baby
00:40:52.320 doing sex
00:40:53.200 was really
00:40:53.780 god
00:40:54.780 I mean
00:40:57.280 I felt
00:40:57.720 like I was
00:40:58.240 just sunbathing
00:40:59.140 on the
00:40:59.460 Lord's
00:40:59.840 front porch
00:41:00.540 bro
00:41:00.820 I mean
00:41:03.340 I just
00:41:03.660 felt like
00:41:04.060 my whole
00:41:04.400 body
00:41:04.820 fucking
00:41:05.200 just
00:41:05.800 was made
00:41:07.160 out of
00:41:07.460 damn
00:41:07.760 just
00:41:08.240 penis
00:41:09.900 meat
00:41:10.320 man
00:41:10.560 I was
00:41:10.780 just so
00:41:11.180 you were
00:41:11.540 just so
00:41:11.900 excited
00:41:12.500 and fired
00:41:13.100 up
00:41:13.700 god
00:41:16.280 remember
00:41:16.640 that
00:41:17.040 I remember
00:41:19.240 somebody
00:41:19.580 would just
00:41:19.900 accidentally
00:41:20.280 bump into
00:41:20.900 me
00:41:21.120 and if
00:41:21.440 if she
00:41:22.420 was cute
00:41:22.840 I'd
00:41:23.080 damp
00:41:23.340 you know
00:41:24.340 I'd
00:41:25.680 dampen
00:41:26.040 that leg
00:41:26.580 baby
00:41:26.840 you feel
00:41:27.200 me
00:41:27.340 onward
00:41:27.680 baby
00:41:27.860 let's
00:41:28.060 hear more
00:41:28.420 brother
00:41:28.620 thank you
00:41:28.960 for calling
00:41:29.360 man
00:41:29.700 praise god
00:41:30.740 it's been
00:41:31.240 a while
00:41:31.720 we've been
00:41:32.300 going at it
00:41:32.820 for a while
00:41:33.340 and time
00:41:34.420 to try
00:41:34.680 some new
00:41:35.160 things
00:41:35.520 so she
00:41:36.120 suggested
00:41:36.760 that we
00:41:38.020 come up
00:41:38.840 with
00:41:39.200 different
00:41:39.760 characters
00:41:40.260 and act
00:41:40.740 like we're
00:41:41.040 cheating
00:41:41.300 on each
00:41:41.700 other
00:41:41.980 but the
00:41:44.080 problem
00:41:44.420 is
00:41:44.780 I'm not
00:41:45.920 very good
00:41:46.320 at this
00:41:46.740 I mean
00:41:47.180 I come up
00:41:48.280 with characters
00:41:48.800 and I
00:41:49.580 I either
00:41:50.200 break
00:41:50.580 character
00:41:51.080 or I
00:41:51.920 just
00:41:52.400 I don't
00:41:53.160 know
00:41:53.360 don't know
00:41:53.840 what to
00:41:54.100 say
00:41:54.380 and I
00:41:54.740 think
00:41:54.900 it's been
00:41:55.440 it's been
00:41:56.200 a while
00:41:56.420 since I've
00:41:56.860 been in
00:41:57.080 the games
00:41:57.640 you know
00:41:59.020 hurting
00:41:59.860 and trying
00:42:00.480 to pick
00:42:00.760 up girls
00:42:01.240 isn't really
00:42:01.900 strong
00:42:02.440 but
00:42:02.960 her
00:42:04.360 she's
00:42:04.960 really good
00:42:05.340 at it
00:42:05.680 I mean
00:42:06.180 she's
00:42:06.620 coming up
00:42:07.040 with characters
00:42:07.540 names
00:42:07.940 right off
00:42:08.620 the bat
00:42:09.100 playing them
00:42:10.300 really well
00:42:10.960 and
00:42:11.200 I don't
00:42:12.120 know
00:42:12.300 I just
00:42:12.700 want to be
00:42:12.980 able to
00:42:13.260 give her
00:42:13.720 what she's
00:42:14.100 given me
00:42:14.580 so if
00:42:15.180 you got
00:42:15.380 any
00:42:15.540 advice
00:42:15.860 for me
00:42:16.280 I would
00:42:17.740 love it
00:42:18.180 thanks for
00:42:19.840 all you
00:42:20.040 do man
00:42:20.400 love the
00:42:20.900 podcast
00:42:21.440 gang
00:42:21.860 gang
00:42:22.420 see you
00:42:22.900 later
00:42:23.060 bro
00:42:23.600 thank you
00:42:25.060 man
00:42:25.400 and thank
00:42:26.900 you for
00:42:27.080 the call
00:42:27.480 and for
00:42:27.760 asking me
00:42:28.520 I mean
00:42:30.800 that's
00:42:31.140 that's
00:42:31.940 first of all
00:42:32.340 that's
00:42:32.580 exciting
00:42:33.080 you're
00:42:34.360 involved
00:42:34.720 in an
00:42:35.020 exciting
00:42:35.440 world
00:42:35.880 where you
00:42:36.380 guys
00:42:36.600 are
00:42:36.820 you know
00:42:38.400 dressing
00:42:38.800 up
00:42:39.140 and doing
00:42:39.520 different
00:42:41.340 you know
00:42:42.140 positions
00:42:43.400 or something
00:42:44.200 or whatever
00:42:44.700 you know
00:42:45.160 costume
00:42:46.480 and all
00:42:46.960 of that
00:42:47.300 that's
00:42:48.300 that booty
00:42:48.760 Halloween
00:42:49.180 when they
00:42:49.660 say let's
00:42:50.080 get
00:42:50.320 you know
00:42:51.340 why don't
00:42:51.660 you do
00:42:51.920 this
00:42:52.180 or do
00:42:52.440 that
00:42:52.760 and it's
00:42:54.780 kind of
00:42:55.060 the one
00:42:55.440 time
00:42:55.720 I feel
00:42:56.020 like if
00:42:56.280 you want
00:42:56.580 to do
00:42:57.220 I wouldn't
00:43:02.180 say
00:43:02.560 if you
00:43:03.480 want to
00:43:03.780 kind of
00:43:04.080 go a
00:43:04.400 little
00:43:04.540 brown
00:43:04.940 face
00:43:05.220 you might
00:43:05.520 be able
00:43:05.780 to do
00:43:06.120 it in
00:43:06.360 that
00:43:06.540 instance
00:43:07.100 you know
00:43:09.740 if it's
00:43:10.180 just you
00:43:10.660 and your
00:43:10.960 girl
00:43:11.340 and you
00:43:11.760 want to
00:43:12.260 really
00:43:12.600 kind of
00:43:13.320 explore
00:43:14.900 some
00:43:15.520 sexual
00:43:16.640 you know
00:43:19.100 adventures
00:43:19.680 yours
00:43:20.100 you know
00:43:23.120 you do
00:43:23.500 something
00:43:23.940 I'm not
00:43:26.080 saying
00:43:26.500 you know
00:43:26.900 get racial
00:43:27.660 but I'm
00:43:27.960 saying you
00:43:28.440 know maybe
00:43:28.800 some
00:43:29.040 Nescafe
00:43:29.680 or something
00:43:30.200 on the
00:43:30.480 cheeks
00:43:30.740 a little
00:43:31.060 bit of
00:43:31.440 you know
00:43:34.100 I think
00:43:34.400 you could
00:43:34.680 go at
00:43:35.040 least a
00:43:35.380 mocha
00:43:35.740 and you
00:43:37.880 know
00:43:38.120 my name
00:43:39.600 is
00:43:39.760 no Dante
00:43:40.380 my name
00:43:40.960 is you
00:43:41.380 know
00:43:42.680 you know
00:43:45.600 Corinthian
00:43:46.280 or something
00:43:46.680 you know
00:43:46.900 you could
00:43:47.200 do like
00:43:47.800 you could
00:43:48.980 do a
00:43:49.320 role play
00:43:49.740 like that
00:43:50.300 so it
00:43:50.760 kind of
00:43:51.060 gives you
00:43:51.500 a chance
00:43:52.120 to
00:43:52.760 learn about
00:43:54.520 other cultures
00:43:55.060 you could
00:43:55.360 read up
00:43:55.880 on some
00:43:56.360 of
00:43:56.640 you know
00:43:58.400 a certain
00:43:59.100 culture's
00:43:59.600 history
00:44:00.020 a black
00:44:00.740 history
00:44:01.100 if you
00:44:01.360 wanted to
00:44:01.800 if you
00:44:02.020 want to
00:44:02.220 go black
00:44:02.780 and
00:44:03.060 you know
00:44:04.420 just
00:44:04.620 approach
00:44:05.040 your girl
00:44:05.520 maybe you
00:44:06.820 know
00:44:06.960 everything
00:44:07.260 we've
00:44:07.540 been
00:44:07.700 through
00:44:07.880 that
00:44:08.040 kind
00:44:08.220 of
00:44:08.320 stuff
00:44:08.660 and
00:44:10.080 at
00:44:10.260 least
00:44:10.440 have
00:44:10.660 like
00:44:10.880 a
00:44:11.240 you know
00:44:14.160 have
00:44:14.320 put on
00:44:14.700 some
00:44:14.920 poetic
00:44:17.540 justice
00:44:18.120 or something
00:44:18.520 in the
00:44:18.700 background
00:44:18.980 or like
00:44:19.360 save
00:44:22.940 the last
00:44:23.460 dance
00:44:23.960 or something
00:44:24.480 or
00:44:24.900 dances
00:44:26.780 with wolves
00:44:27.280 I'm trying
00:44:27.560 to think
00:44:27.700 of like
00:44:27.880 a good
00:44:28.200 kind
00:44:28.420 of
00:44:28.560 racially
00:44:29.220 movie
00:44:31.740 that
00:44:32.240 promotes
00:44:32.960 like
00:44:33.620 you know
00:44:36.320 racial
00:44:36.700 love
00:44:37.280 you know
00:44:37.680 so
00:44:39.580 that
00:44:41.560 could be
00:44:41.880 something
00:44:42.220 you could
00:44:44.900 do
00:44:45.560 Swedish
00:44:46.480 you know
00:44:47.020 Swedish
00:44:47.420 is kind
00:44:47.880 of easy
00:44:48.220 you get
00:44:48.480 a thing
00:44:48.760 of milk
00:44:49.280 a pail
00:44:50.380 of milk
00:44:50.780 and then
00:44:51.080 you run
00:44:51.420 over there
00:44:51.920 and y'all
00:44:52.200 kind of
00:44:52.560 fuck a
00:44:53.000 little
00:44:53.160 but I'm
00:44:53.560 trying to
00:44:53.920 think of
00:44:54.180 something
00:44:54.440 you could
00:44:54.760 do
00:44:54.940 that would
00:44:55.260 be more
00:44:55.680 historical
00:44:56.280 you could
00:44:57.640 maybe do
00:44:58.040 Native
00:44:58.320 American
00:44:58.880 you know
00:45:02.200 and she's
00:45:02.700 like a
00:45:03.000 white woman
00:45:03.620 and you
00:45:04.240 you know
00:45:06.220 sneak in
00:45:07.020 or something
00:45:07.460 sneak in
00:45:08.020 the window
00:45:08.460 you know
00:45:10.280 you
00:45:10.440 you know
00:45:10.880 you don't
00:45:12.100 attack
00:45:12.420 or you
00:45:12.820 you know
00:45:13.180 you tell
00:45:13.580 you leave
00:45:13.860 her a note
00:45:14.220 or something
00:45:14.560 says I'm
00:45:14.960 gonna attack
00:45:15.440 you
00:45:15.640 you know
00:45:16.540 playing ahead
00:45:17.100 but you
00:45:17.320 don't just
00:45:17.720 you don't
00:45:19.200 just
00:45:19.480 you know
00:45:20.880 not call
00:45:21.420 for a couple
00:45:21.820 days
00:45:22.100 and then
00:45:22.640 swing out
00:45:24.220 of the
00:45:24.380 damn
00:45:24.580 cabinet
00:45:25.000 you can't
00:45:25.520 be
00:45:25.880 like Indian
00:45:26.920 in the
00:45:27.200 cupboard
00:45:27.480 you gotta
00:45:27.860 be
00:45:28.320 you know
00:45:29.780 Indian
00:45:30.440 in the
00:45:30.780 closet
00:45:31.160 who left
00:45:31.580 a note
00:45:31.940 but
00:45:34.300 I would
00:45:36.580 go full
00:45:37.120 throttle
00:45:37.400 because if
00:45:37.980 anything
00:45:38.300 the one
00:45:38.980 thing it's
00:45:39.440 gonna do
00:45:40.100 this whole
00:45:41.860 thing is
00:45:42.260 just gonna
00:45:42.660 create
00:45:43.100 comfortability
00:45:44.120 so many
00:45:46.740 guys would
00:45:47.320 love for
00:45:47.860 their wife
00:45:48.580 or their
00:45:50.080 you know
00:45:50.780 fiance
00:45:51.340 their French
00:45:52.060 wife or
00:45:52.600 whatever
00:45:53.040 to do
00:45:54.820 a wig
00:45:55.520 you know
00:45:56.480 to do
00:45:57.320 a you
00:45:58.000 know
00:45:58.260 you know
00:46:00.920 that crotch
00:46:01.540 wig
00:46:01.840 that strap
00:46:02.480 on
00:46:02.680 probably
00:46:02.940 not that
00:46:03.460 but
00:46:03.700 they would
00:46:04.140 love for
00:46:04.600 their wife
00:46:05.080 to do
00:46:05.440 something
00:46:05.800 unique
00:46:06.360 but
00:46:07.220 they's
00:46:07.460 afraid
00:46:07.800 to say
00:46:08.280 it
00:46:08.520 they're
00:46:10.180 just
00:46:10.380 afraid
00:46:10.720 to say
00:46:11.180 hey
00:46:11.440 honey
00:46:11.740 put on
00:46:12.480 the green
00:46:13.000 wig
00:46:13.440 borrow
00:46:14.840 Wanda's
00:46:15.520 fucking
00:46:15.860 wig
00:46:16.260 so for
00:46:19.560 seven seconds
00:46:20.480 of my life
00:46:21.000 it could
00:46:21.240 feel
00:46:21.680 you know
00:46:23.280 I could
00:46:23.520 feel that
00:46:23.920 that vibe
00:46:24.680 like I'm
00:46:27.920 getting up in
00:46:28.480 that UFO
00:46:29.100 you feel me
00:46:29.840 praise God
00:46:31.000 man but
00:46:31.360 also you
00:46:32.320 could
00:46:32.540 what am I
00:46:35.200 thinking about
00:46:35.780 I'm
00:46:37.300 just saying
00:46:37.600 and once
00:46:38.020 you
00:46:38.140 if you're
00:46:38.640 starting to
00:46:38.960 create
00:46:39.180 communication
00:46:39.780 dude
00:46:40.040 that's
00:46:40.320 fire
00:46:40.640 because
00:46:41.480 then you
00:46:41.880 guys
00:46:42.060 are gonna
00:46:42.200 be able
00:46:42.340 to do
00:46:42.600 anything
00:46:43.100 so many
00:46:45.600 of us
00:46:45.860 we're just
00:46:46.160 afraid to
00:46:46.780 talk and
00:46:47.300 say this
00:46:48.060 or say
00:46:48.560 that
00:46:49.120 we're afraid
00:46:50.460 of the
00:46:50.740 judgment
00:46:51.140 or what
00:46:51.480 they're gonna
00:46:51.780 think
00:46:52.260 or they're
00:46:52.500 gonna tell
00:46:52.900 people
00:46:53.480 but man
00:46:56.120 to live
00:46:56.600 outside of
00:46:57.100 that fear
00:46:57.740 and to
00:47:00.100 dress up
00:47:00.620 like the
00:47:00.960 damn
00:47:01.460 you know
00:47:04.660 like
00:47:04.880 saving
00:47:05.240 private
00:47:05.720 Ryan
00:47:06.200 or whatever
00:47:06.740 or to
00:47:09.240 you know
00:47:09.480 dress up
00:47:10.080 like
00:47:10.320 damn
00:47:10.760 Jean-Claude
00:47:13.800 Van Damme
00:47:14.520 you and
00:47:14.840 your girl
00:47:15.240 dress up
00:47:15.740 like
00:47:15.900 karate
00:47:16.340 men
00:47:16.700 or
00:47:16.840 something
00:47:17.140 you know
00:47:17.640 and just
00:47:18.640 kick
00:47:18.980 each other
00:47:19.400 till you
00:47:19.700 ejaculate
00:47:20.480 you know
00:47:20.860 there's
00:47:21.100 just
00:47:21.360 you gotta
00:47:22.700 think
00:47:24.440 big picture
00:47:25.060 fam
00:47:25.380 so
00:47:26.280 but thank
00:47:27.420 you for
00:47:27.580 that call
00:47:28.040 man
00:47:28.420 I really
00:47:29.520 appreciate
00:47:30.000 it
00:47:30.280 man
00:47:30.540 let's
00:47:32.860 see what
00:47:33.120 else we
00:47:33.440 got
00:47:33.660 here
00:47:34.240 hey
00:47:36.160 what's
00:47:36.480 up
00:47:36.640 Theo
00:47:36.920 you
00:47:37.160 got
00:47:37.320 Seth
00:47:37.760 out of
00:47:38.200 central
00:47:39.800 Pennsylvania
00:47:40.300 here
00:47:40.860 Seth
00:47:41.920 out of
00:47:43.100 central
00:47:43.640 PA
00:47:44.080 baby
00:47:44.580 and
00:47:46.320 that's
00:47:46.600 Amish
00:47:46.960 country
00:47:47.340 man
00:47:47.700 that's
00:47:48.900 a good
00:47:49.220 place
00:47:49.500 to get
00:47:49.820 that
00:47:50.140 you know
00:47:51.700 a strong
00:47:52.200 batch
00:47:52.480 of milk
00:47:52.900 and a
00:47:53.220 little
00:47:53.380 bit
00:47:53.620 of
00:47:53.800 peeping
00:47:58.480 timing
00:47:58.860 let's
00:48:00.320 hear
00:48:00.440 more
00:48:00.780 just
00:48:01.700 finished
00:48:01.940 up
00:48:02.160 watching
00:48:02.580 this
00:48:04.020 past
00:48:04.280 weekend
00:48:04.580 number
00:48:04.820 322
00:48:05.720 I
00:48:07.020 noticed
00:48:07.400 you know
00:48:07.780 a good
00:48:08.300 part of
00:48:08.640 that
00:48:08.780 you were
00:48:09.020 going
00:48:09.240 in
00:48:09.400 about
00:48:09.700 you know
00:48:11.200 how you're
00:48:11.480 having a
00:48:11.760 hard time
00:48:12.360 like really
00:48:13.120 getting
00:48:13.440 intimate with
00:48:14.080 other people
00:48:14.560 and loving
00:48:14.940 other people
00:48:15.640 you know
00:48:16.660 on that
00:48:17.080 on that
00:48:18.240 deeper level
00:48:18.860 man
00:48:19.180 and I
00:48:19.440 find
00:48:19.780 I
00:48:20.060 oh
00:48:20.920 yeah
00:48:21.180 I mean
00:48:23.420 when it
00:48:23.700 comes to
00:48:24.100 connection
00:48:24.520 for me
00:48:25.060 it's
00:48:25.800 man
00:48:26.300 it's
00:48:26.520 often
00:48:26.800 it's
00:48:27.000 in the
00:48:27.280 shallow
00:48:27.640 end of
00:48:27.920 the pool
00:48:28.280 it feels
00:48:28.680 like
00:48:29.000 especially
00:48:30.580 when it
00:48:30.840 comes in
00:48:31.180 intimacy
00:48:31.600 I'll be
00:48:32.980 in three
00:48:33.320 feet at
00:48:33.680 the
00:48:33.800 Hampton
00:48:34.140 Inn
00:48:34.400 dog
00:48:34.700 you know
00:48:35.140 praise
00:48:36.140 god
00:48:36.460 maybe
00:48:36.640 let's
00:48:36.840 hear
00:48:36.940 more
00:48:37.160 daddy
00:48:37.400 face
00:48:37.780 first
00:48:38.160 baby
00:48:38.860 I struggle
00:48:40.820 with that
00:48:41.320 a lot
00:48:42.020 as well
00:48:42.400 and I
00:48:42.640 feel like
00:48:42.960 a lot
00:48:43.260 of that
00:48:43.520 comes down
00:48:44.000 to
00:48:44.380 you know
00:48:45.680 like it's
00:48:46.200 hard for me
00:48:46.640 to trust
00:48:46.940 myself
00:48:47.280 sometimes
00:48:47.740 man
00:48:47.980 and I
00:48:48.200 have
00:48:48.480 you know
00:48:50.600 I make
00:48:51.040 a lot
00:48:51.600 of progress
00:48:52.020 in my life
00:48:52.500 you know
00:48:52.720 I'm doing
00:48:53.020 well
00:48:53.420 you know
00:48:53.920 I provide
00:48:54.620 for myself
00:48:55.140 I'm doing
00:48:55.560 things that
00:48:55.980 make me
00:48:56.320 happy
00:48:56.620 but
00:48:56.980 you know
00:48:57.620 at the
00:48:57.880 end of
00:48:58.060 the day
00:48:58.340 I just
00:48:58.660 find it
00:48:58.960 very difficult
00:48:59.580 for me
00:49:00.860 to trust
00:49:01.980 myself
00:49:02.400 in a lot
00:49:02.820 of things
00:49:03.180 and I
00:49:03.440 feel like
00:49:03.760 you
00:49:04.020 I feel
00:49:04.780 like you
00:49:05.140 I feel
00:49:06.240 like you
00:49:06.460 can relate
00:49:06.820 to that
00:49:07.160 to some
00:49:07.600 extent
00:49:07.900 so I
00:49:08.300 guess
00:49:08.480 the
00:49:08.780 question
00:49:09.540 I have
00:49:09.840 for you
00:49:10.180 is
00:49:10.540 you know
00:49:11.600 what
00:49:11.860 what do
00:49:12.420 you do
00:49:12.840 in your
00:49:13.380 own life
00:49:13.820 or rather
00:49:14.180 what could
00:49:14.640 you do
00:49:15.060 in your
00:49:15.780 own life
00:49:16.200 to you
00:49:17.140 know
00:49:17.240 build a
00:49:17.580 better
00:49:17.720 relationship
00:49:18.260 with yourself
00:49:18.920 so you
00:49:19.380 can you
00:49:20.180 know
00:49:20.260 trust
00:49:20.560 yourself
00:49:20.920 in
00:49:21.220 whatever
00:49:21.960 situation
00:49:22.560 no matter
00:49:22.900 how bad
00:49:23.320 it gets
00:49:23.760 I got you
00:49:25.600 brother
00:49:25.880 much love
00:49:27.060 gang
00:49:27.320 gang
00:49:27.660 gang
00:49:28.700 player
00:49:29.060 gang
00:49:30.440 man
00:49:30.680 thank you
00:49:31.000 for
00:49:31.240 for taking
00:49:33.220 the time
00:49:33.560 to call
00:49:33.920 man
00:49:34.220 yeah
00:49:36.140 trusting
00:49:36.720 yourself
00:49:37.460 man
00:49:37.960 as you're
00:49:38.780 talking
00:49:39.160 I'm
00:49:39.460 thinking
00:49:39.820 one
00:49:43.480 one
00:49:47.000 thing I
00:49:47.560 do
00:49:48.060 sometimes
00:49:49.360 that
00:49:49.820 doesn't
00:49:50.520 help me
00:49:51.780 I set
00:49:53.300 a lot
00:49:53.620 of
00:49:53.760 boundary
00:49:54.180 you know
00:49:57.880 I set
00:49:58.260 a lot
00:49:58.560 of
00:49:58.720 boundary
00:49:59.100 man
00:49:59.440 like
00:49:59.620 I mean
00:50:02.180 just like
00:50:02.500 a fence
00:50:02.960 worker
00:50:03.240 I set
00:50:03.700 I set
00:50:04.560 a lot
00:50:04.840 of
00:50:04.980 strange
00:50:05.400 rules
00:50:06.220 like
00:50:08.480 I'll
00:50:08.660 go for
00:50:08.980 a run
00:50:09.500 and at
00:50:11.300 the end
00:50:11.580 I'm like
00:50:11.860 all right
00:50:12.140 man
00:50:12.440 running
00:50:13.220 every day
00:50:13.720 now
00:50:13.980 next 30
00:50:14.540 days
00:50:14.900 we're
00:50:15.120 gonna
00:50:15.240 do
00:50:15.580 it
00:50:16.160 we're
00:50:17.040 gonna
00:50:17.200 do
00:50:17.700 it
00:50:18.160 I'll
00:50:19.100 reach
00:50:19.320 into
00:50:19.460 a tree
00:50:19.820 and just
00:50:20.120 grab a
00:50:20.560 raccoon
00:50:20.920 out of
00:50:21.220 it
00:50:21.280 and just
00:50:21.540 choke
00:50:21.820 it
00:50:21.960 out
00:50:22.300 did
00:50:23.120 you hear
00:50:23.520 me
00:50:23.900 huh
00:50:24.600 stripes
00:50:25.160 so then
00:50:29.460 now I
00:50:29.780 got this
00:50:30.180 rule in
00:50:30.640 my
00:50:30.760 I gotta
00:50:31.020 run
00:50:31.540 for the
00:50:31.880 next 30
00:50:32.400 days
00:50:32.820 then I
00:50:36.140 forget that
00:50:36.760 I have
00:50:37.020 that plan
00:50:37.520 the next
00:50:39.340 day comes
00:50:39.740 I don't
00:50:40.100 run
00:50:40.380 but my
00:50:41.420 brain
00:50:41.680 will remind
00:50:42.440 me
00:50:43.020 man
00:50:45.040 you
00:50:45.260 didn't
00:50:45.540 run
00:50:46.080 hey
00:50:47.940 hey
00:50:48.280 hey
00:50:48.660 it
00:50:50.780 waits
00:50:51.080 till I
00:50:51.340 literally
00:50:51.700 laid out
00:50:52.260 hey
00:50:52.860 you
00:50:53.000 didn't
00:50:53.280 run
00:50:53.720 did
00:50:54.040 you
00:50:54.220 or all
00:50:56.160 did
00:50:56.340 hey
00:50:56.760 when
00:50:56.960 you
00:50:57.060 gonna
00:50:57.180 run
00:50:57.700 when
00:50:58.960 you
00:50:59.060 gonna
00:50:59.180 run
00:50:59.580 huh
00:50:59.920 day
00:51:01.240 two
00:51:01.620 day
00:51:01.920 two
00:51:02.440 so
00:51:04.860 I'll
00:51:05.080 let
00:51:05.260 myself
00:51:05.560 down
00:51:05.760 but
00:51:05.880 it's
00:51:05.980 just
00:51:06.080 cause
00:51:06.200 I
00:51:06.300 make
00:51:06.500 all
00:51:06.640 these
00:51:06.820 rules
00:51:07.020 it
00:51:07.140 would
00:51:07.200 be
00:51:07.300 everything
00:51:07.720 I'll
00:51:08.780 bite
00:51:08.980 a new
00:51:09.160 tomato
00:51:09.580 it's
00:51:09.820 like
00:51:09.940 oh
00:51:10.140 salad
00:51:10.600 only
00:51:11.000 30
00:51:11.420 days
00:51:12.160 salad
00:51:13.340 only
00:51:14.100 Jesus
00:51:15.500 the next
00:51:19.020 morning I
00:51:19.440 wake up
00:51:19.840 and have
00:51:20.100 a waffle
00:51:20.640 you know
00:51:21.460 and there's
00:51:23.440 two in a
00:51:23.920 little pack
00:51:24.420 but I
00:51:24.620 only have
00:51:24.980 one
00:51:25.280 but
00:51:25.480 still
00:51:25.980 my brain
00:51:28.360 is like
00:51:28.580 oh man
00:51:29.080 so much
00:51:29.680 for salad
00:51:30.060 only
00:51:30.400 guess I'll
00:51:32.600 just be
00:51:32.920 a glutton
00:51:33.460 and just
00:51:33.800 probably
00:51:34.120 die
00:51:34.480 early
00:51:34.800 so anyway
00:51:36.040 I start
00:51:36.320 to not
00:51:36.600 trust
00:51:36.900 myself
00:51:37.180 because
00:51:37.420 I
00:51:37.600 make
00:51:37.800 I
00:51:37.960 constantly
00:51:38.440 make
00:51:38.780 these
00:51:39.000 different
00:51:39.340 rules
00:51:40.140 for
00:51:40.360 myself
00:51:40.840 that
00:51:42.480 are
00:51:42.620 impossible
00:51:43.620 to live
00:51:45.860 up to
00:51:46.140 the number
00:51:46.920 I make
00:51:47.500 of them
00:51:47.980 are
00:51:48.500 impossible
00:51:48.920 there's
00:51:49.200 no
00:51:49.760 that's
00:51:51.720 called
00:51:51.920 unrealism
00:51:52.700 so when
00:51:55.560 I do
00:51:55.860 that
00:51:56.140 then I
00:51:56.520 start
00:51:56.700 to not
00:51:57.060 trust
00:51:57.460 myself
00:51:57.860 because
00:51:58.300 I've
00:51:58.780 made
00:51:59.020 so many
00:51:59.480 little
00:51:59.720 rules
00:52:00.040 that I've
00:52:00.360 broken
00:52:00.740 but I
00:52:03.200 never
00:52:04.020 stop
00:52:04.320 making
00:52:04.540 the
00:52:04.720 rules
00:52:04.900 so
00:52:05.060 there's
00:52:05.240 no
00:52:05.480 way
00:52:05.740 I
00:52:05.860 could
00:52:06.000 do
00:52:06.200 it
00:52:06.660 let me
00:52:09.960 hear a little
00:52:10.320 bit more
00:52:10.680 again about
00:52:11.300 what you
00:52:11.640 asked
00:52:11.980 so I can
00:52:12.260 be clear
00:52:12.800 on that
00:52:13.440 deeper
00:52:13.720 level
00:52:14.060 man
00:52:14.360 and I
00:52:14.640 find
00:52:14.960 I
00:52:15.280 struggle
00:52:16.280 with that
00:52:17.320 a lot
00:52:18.020 as well
00:52:18.400 and I
00:52:18.620 feel like
00:52:18.940 a lot
00:52:19.240 of that
00:52:19.500 comes
00:52:19.740 down
00:52:19.980 to
00:52:20.380 you know
00:52:21.680 like
00:52:21.860 it's
00:52:22.200 hard
00:52:22.380 for me
00:52:22.640 to trust
00:52:22.940 myself
00:52:23.280 sometimes
00:52:23.740 man
00:52:23.960 and I
00:52:24.200 have
00:52:24.460 you know
00:52:26.600 I make
00:52:27.040 a lot
00:52:27.600 of progress
00:52:28.020 in my
00:52:28.280 life
00:52:28.500 you know
00:52:28.720 I'm doing
00:52:29.000 well
00:52:29.420 you know
00:52:29.920 I provide
00:52:30.600 for myself
00:52:31.140 I'm doing
00:52:31.560 things that
00:52:31.980 make me
00:52:32.300 happy
00:52:32.640 but
00:52:32.880 so another
00:52:34.780 place where I
00:52:35.360 still have
00:52:35.620 some issues
00:52:36.020 about trusting
00:52:36.620 myself is
00:52:37.380 you know
00:52:40.100 when
00:52:40.380 like I will
00:52:41.340 find this
00:52:41.920 I'll call
00:52:42.380 like a lot
00:52:42.820 of my
00:52:43.060 friends in
00:52:43.440 recovery
00:52:43.860 and
00:52:44.240 who
00:52:45.720 one thing
00:52:46.880 that's
00:52:47.100 interesting
00:52:47.360 about people
00:52:47.880 in recovery
00:52:48.500 or who
00:52:50.500 have ever
00:52:50.800 been in
00:52:51.220 recovery
00:52:51.680 or spent
00:52:52.860 time in
00:52:53.460 once
00:52:55.900 you
00:52:56.060 once
00:52:57.620 somebody
00:52:57.920 you
00:52:58.140 connect
00:52:58.620 with that
00:52:59.000 person
00:52:59.320 you connect
00:52:59.900 with them
00:53:00.220 on a
00:53:00.500 level
00:53:00.840 it's a
00:53:02.020 real
00:53:02.280 level
00:53:02.720 it's
00:53:03.760 different
00:53:04.160 than the
00:53:04.540 other
00:53:04.860 video game
00:53:05.720 levels
00:53:06.060 you're on
00:53:06.440 with
00:53:06.620 regular
00:53:07.400 humans
00:53:08.020 this
00:53:09.800 you straight
00:53:10.340 to
00:53:10.520 Bowser
00:53:10.940 you know
00:53:14.780 so it's
00:53:16.520 there's just
00:53:18.400 a real
00:53:18.820 connection
00:53:19.420 so I'll
00:53:22.380 call a lot
00:53:22.980 of my
00:53:23.200 friends
00:53:23.420 recovery
00:53:23.800 and I
00:53:24.100 will
00:53:24.220 just say
00:53:24.560 hey man
00:53:24.900 am I
00:53:25.320 am I
00:53:25.760 okay
00:53:26.120 is
00:53:27.500 everything
00:53:27.800 okay
00:53:28.260 you know
00:53:30.180 just tell me
00:53:30.700 everything's
00:53:31.100 okay
00:53:31.400 please
00:53:31.860 I'll do
00:53:33.720 that man
00:53:34.160 I'll do
00:53:34.460 it three
00:53:34.740 times a
00:53:35.160 week
00:53:35.420 hey man
00:53:36.960 I'm okay
00:53:37.360 right
00:53:37.720 I mean
00:53:38.880 out of the
00:53:39.200 blue
00:53:39.480 hey Alan
00:53:41.120 what's up
00:53:41.540 man
00:53:41.820 hey Dickie
00:53:42.420 how are
00:53:42.720 you dog
00:53:43.220 yeah
00:53:43.660 dude
00:53:45.060 I just
00:53:45.720 I'm okay
00:53:47.400 aren't I
00:53:47.860 so I
00:53:51.060 it's
00:53:51.260 I never
00:53:52.200 I just
00:53:52.680 didn't
00:53:53.000 have
00:53:53.340 and I'm
00:53:53.580 not
00:53:53.760 complaining
00:53:54.480 I'm
00:53:54.840 not like
00:53:55.440 upset
00:53:57.320 you know
00:53:57.700 I'm
00:53:57.980 sometimes I
00:53:59.440 get a little
00:53:59.760 perturbed
00:54:00.380 but when I
00:54:01.580 was young
00:54:02.120 or whatever
00:54:02.640 happened
00:54:03.100 I don't
00:54:03.360 know
00:54:03.600 I just
00:54:04.200 there was
00:54:04.820 never a
00:54:05.380 voice saying
00:54:05.940 everything's
00:54:06.540 okay
00:54:06.900 everything's
00:54:07.660 gonna be
00:54:08.060 okay
00:54:08.520 you're
00:54:09.160 okay
00:54:09.580 you're
00:54:11.580 fine
00:54:12.080 we're
00:54:12.960 fine
00:54:13.220 everything's
00:54:13.760 gonna be
00:54:14.180 fine
00:54:14.680 there was
00:54:15.680 a lot
00:54:15.960 of other
00:54:16.280 commotion
00:54:16.820 where things
00:54:17.300 I didn't
00:54:17.720 know if
00:54:18.040 they were
00:54:18.240 gonna be
00:54:18.540 fine
00:54:18.860 so then
00:54:20.440 still to
00:54:20.920 this day
00:54:21.400 that's like
00:54:21.980 there's
00:54:22.640 always still
00:54:23.300 this invisible
00:54:24.080 commotion
00:54:24.740 going around
00:54:25.480 all the
00:54:25.760 time
00:54:26.140 you know
00:54:29.280 so it's
00:54:31.860 hard for me
00:54:32.340 to then
00:54:32.640 trust myself
00:54:33.340 a lot of
00:54:33.660 times because
00:54:34.100 I don't
00:54:34.500 even know
00:54:34.940 that everything's
00:54:35.520 okay
00:54:35.940 so if I
00:54:37.480 go for two
00:54:38.000 or three
00:54:38.300 days without
00:54:38.960 hearing man
00:54:39.660 it's okay
00:54:40.280 it's like
00:54:41.220 damn
00:54:41.600 I start to
00:54:45.100 just not
00:54:45.520 trust myself
00:54:46.080 because like
00:54:46.360 well how
00:54:46.660 could I
00:54:47.500 can't make
00:54:47.860 any more
00:54:48.140 decisions right
00:54:48.780 now I don't
00:54:49.120 even know if
00:54:49.460 everything's
00:54:49.780 okay
00:54:50.160 so I don't
00:54:51.520 know if that
00:54:51.760 makes any
00:54:52.120 sense bro
00:54:52.640 but
00:54:53.060 it's also
00:54:56.100 hard to
00:54:56.340 trust yourself
00:54:56.880 when you
00:54:57.340 don't even
00:54:57.620 you feel like
00:54:58.000 you don't
00:54:58.200 know yourself
00:54:59.000 you know
00:55:03.600 a lot of
00:55:04.020 those spaces
00:55:04.520 make it so
00:55:05.260 hard to make
00:55:05.800 decisions
00:55:05.940 decisions
00:55:06.380 from
00:55:06.800 like man
00:55:09.000 if I do
00:55:09.380 this am I
00:55:09.740 gonna be
00:55:10.040 okay
00:55:10.500 while other
00:55:12.780 people are
00:55:13.120 just doing
00:55:13.540 this doing
00:55:14.200 that
00:55:14.720 doing coke
00:55:16.540 juggling
00:55:17.120 not no
00:55:18.620 concerns
00:55:19.380 just totally
00:55:21.540 fucking
00:55:22.000 ripping
00:55:22.640 full sin
00:55:23.980 confidence
00:55:24.820 but one of
00:55:30.240 the byproducts
00:55:31.000 is that of
00:55:31.540 that is that
00:55:31.980 you think
00:55:32.400 sometimes thinking
00:55:33.540 a lot is
00:55:33.900 helpful it's
00:55:34.420 nice
00:55:34.800 your brain
00:55:37.360 can be
00:55:37.700 really
00:55:38.040 kind of
00:55:38.440 thoughtful
00:55:38.820 at times
00:55:39.400 because you
00:55:39.880 think a
00:55:40.420 lot
00:55:40.740 so
00:55:43.300 and it
00:55:46.060 gets better
00:55:46.540 as you get
00:55:46.960 a little bit
00:55:47.220 older daddy
00:55:47.840 I promise
00:55:49.500 you that
00:55:49.980 but the
00:55:50.940 shit can be
00:55:51.400 intense I
00:55:51.880 think the
00:55:52.200 one cure
00:55:52.700 for it is
00:55:53.160 something I
00:55:53.480 haven't enacted
00:55:54.160 very well in
00:55:55.260 my life and I
00:55:55.820 do believe that
00:55:56.240 it's meditation
00:55:56.900 but also
00:55:59.200 what do I
00:55:59.660 know bro
00:56:00.080 you know
00:56:00.860 what I'm
00:56:01.080 saying I'm
00:56:01.440 just a
00:56:01.740 semi-white
00:56:02.420 fam
00:56:02.760 praise God
00:56:03.680 dog
00:56:04.060 and RIP
00:56:05.820 Billy Conforto
00:56:06.760 man
00:56:07.140 you know I
00:56:09.120 got a couple
00:56:09.540 of messages
00:56:10.020 about him
00:56:10.520 the other
00:56:10.800 day and
00:56:11.280 we're gonna
00:56:12.800 try to get
00:56:13.180 that bench
00:56:13.800 put up over
00:56:14.400 there
00:56:14.660 near Laplace
00:56:17.180 Louisiana
00:56:17.820 in his
00:56:19.940 hometown
00:56:20.280 where he
00:56:20.660 hit that
00:56:20.960 final
00:56:21.340 embank
00:56:21.880 and called
00:56:24.340 it quits
00:56:24.720 and got
00:56:24.980 drafted in the
00:56:25.600 first round
00:56:26.060 by God
00:56:26.700 you see in
00:56:32.340 the notes
00:56:32.760 anything else
00:56:33.500 I wanted to
00:56:34.000 make sure
00:56:34.640 I got to
00:56:35.460 oh if you
00:56:39.240 know a
00:56:39.580 single mom
00:56:40.220 that could
00:56:43.740 use some
00:56:44.200 support
00:56:44.860 try not to
00:56:46.380 tell her so
00:56:46.800 we can make
00:56:47.180 it a surprise
00:56:48.040 you know
00:56:50.700 I was raised
00:56:52.540 by a single
00:56:52.940 mother I
00:56:53.300 know that
00:56:53.580 it's tough
00:56:54.140 I know that
00:56:54.720 money doesn't
00:56:55.280 solve any
00:56:55.760 problems
00:56:56.320 but I
00:56:59.580 just think
00:57:00.180 sometimes
00:57:01.340 money is
00:57:03.520 just energy
00:57:04.200 it's just
00:57:06.040 saying here's
00:57:07.100 some energy
00:57:08.600 that came my
00:57:09.160 way let's
00:57:09.620 put it your
00:57:10.120 way
00:57:10.440 so
00:57:12.060 just when I
00:57:13.820 think about a
00:57:14.300 mom having
00:57:14.880 just a little
00:57:15.460 extra spending
00:57:16.120 money to do
00:57:16.720 something nice
00:57:17.280 for her
00:57:17.600 kiddos
00:57:18.020 I imagine
00:57:19.920 that makes
00:57:20.360 moms feel
00:57:20.980 real good
00:57:21.660 you know
00:57:25.980 there's
00:57:26.240 something
00:57:26.500 I've never
00:57:27.260 seen this
00:57:28.020 because I
00:57:28.440 don't have
00:57:28.740 any
00:57:28.980 children's
00:57:29.640 but
00:57:29.940 you see
00:57:31.520 a parent
00:57:32.060 and they
00:57:33.440 just
00:57:33.920 see
00:57:34.460 and when
00:57:34.780 their kid
00:57:35.140 is having
00:57:35.440 fun
00:57:35.840 you see
00:57:36.240 they just
00:57:36.700 it's almost
00:57:39.660 like they're
00:57:40.280 they're the
00:57:40.920 remote control
00:57:41.760 and they put
00:57:43.640 in the right
00:57:44.160 codes or
00:57:44.860 whatever
00:57:45.160 and now
00:57:47.880 they're just
00:57:48.300 watching it
00:57:48.860 play out
00:57:49.380 well or
00:57:49.900 something
00:57:50.220 so yeah
00:57:52.820 that's really
00:57:53.360 some of the
00:57:53.900 goal
00:57:54.180 it's not to
00:57:55.100 really think
00:57:57.540 we're neat
00:57:57.960 or anything
00:57:58.340 it's just to
00:57:59.060 try and do
00:57:59.680 some little
00:58:00.200 you know
00:58:02.940 what can we do
00:58:03.720 so them little
00:58:04.240 boys have a
00:58:04.960 extra fun day
00:58:06.700 and they don't
00:58:06.960 have to know
00:58:07.320 it has anything
00:58:07.780 to do with
00:58:08.220 that they
00:58:08.420 don't know
00:58:08.740 us
00:58:09.040 them boys
00:58:09.660 ain't podcasting
00:58:10.740 they fucking
00:58:11.600 looking for
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00:59:00.060 lives man
00:59:00.660 what else
00:59:03.100 oh a
00:59:03.760 Seattle woman
00:59:04.600 finds a
00:59:05.440 kilo of
00:59:06.120 cocaine
00:59:06.720 in crochet
00:59:07.820 kit
00:59:08.360 she bought
00:59:09.160 at thrift
00:59:10.020 shop
00:59:10.460 so
00:59:12.040 Seattle woman
00:59:12.700 finds one
00:59:13.360 kilo of
00:59:13.860 cocaine
00:59:14.340 in a
00:59:15.320 croquet
00:59:15.920 croquet
00:59:17.880 cro
00:59:20.220 che
00:59:21.920 crochet
00:59:22.720 kit
00:59:23.160 at thrift
00:59:24.160 shop
00:59:24.580 that
00:59:26.540 kilo
00:59:27.040 damn
00:59:27.840 dog
00:59:29.840 at a
00:59:31.240 crochet
00:59:31.640 shop
00:59:32.280 boy
00:59:32.700 call me
00:59:34.040 kilo
00:59:34.440 and stitch
00:59:35.280 fam
00:59:35.740 knit me up
00:59:36.860 that gator
00:59:37.460 tail baby
00:59:37.980 we making
00:59:38.460 booty movies
00:59:39.380 son
00:59:39.800 come on
00:59:41.440 that albino
00:59:42.680 giraffe neck
00:59:43.780 daddy
00:59:44.140 you feel me
00:59:45.100 that dust
00:59:46.780 back lizard
00:59:47.640 fam
00:59:48.140 that chunchie
00:59:49.300 that colombian
00:59:50.240 bam bam
00:59:51.220 felize
00:59:52.100 navi
00:59:52.540 damn
00:59:53.920 call me
00:59:56.140 the power
00:59:56.660 company
00:59:57.160 cause I'm
00:59:57.880 lit
00:59:59.760 if you
01:00:01.280 find a
01:00:01.700 kilo of
01:00:02.280 cocaine
01:00:02.740 with some
01:00:03.320 knitting
01:00:03.680 stuff
01:00:04.300 freaking
01:00:05.580 sew me
01:00:06.680 up a
01:00:07.180 gram
01:00:07.720 mama
01:00:08.220 okay
01:00:09.260 knit
01:00:09.940 me
01:00:10.220 that
01:00:10.580 hit
01:00:11.040 crochet
01:00:12.240 me
01:00:12.840 that
01:00:13.160 yay
01:00:13.620 boy
01:00:14.020 I'm
01:00:14.500 talking
01:00:14.660 about
01:00:14.840 knit
01:00:15.160 that
01:00:15.440 hit
01:00:15.700 crochet
01:00:16.340 that
01:00:16.740 yay
01:00:17.080 you feel
01:00:17.600 me
01:00:17.880 sew me
01:00:19.200 up a
01:00:19.580 pile
01:00:19.860 of
01:00:20.080 toot
01:00:20.420 boo
01:00:20.680 boo
01:00:20.980 all right
01:00:22.620 I'm
01:00:22.760 talking
01:00:22.920 about
01:00:23.100 that
01:00:23.260 Scottish
01:00:23.760 airlines
01:00:24.280 at
01:00:24.520 Hollywood
01:00:24.940 breakfast
01:00:25.860 baby
01:00:26.260 damn
01:00:28.900 I need
01:00:31.020 to go to
01:00:31.520 Goodwill
01:00:32.200 boy
01:00:32.620 who's your
01:00:33.180 dealer
01:00:33.640 uh
01:00:34.160 Goodwill
01:00:34.880 damn
01:00:37.380 the
01:00:38.260 woman
01:00:38.520 purchased
01:00:38.920 the
01:00:39.140 kit
01:00:39.340 to
01:00:39.540 crochet
01:00:39.960 animal
01:00:40.740 hats
01:00:41.420 animal
01:00:42.820 hats
01:00:43.440 bitch
01:00:44.000 dude
01:00:45.040 I'll be
01:00:45.420 fucking
01:00:45.760 doing that
01:00:46.400 rhino
01:00:47.080 you
01:00:47.360 dog
01:00:47.740 that
01:00:48.660 fucking
01:00:49.040 white
01:00:49.500 nose
01:00:50.020 baby
01:00:50.380 you
01:00:50.600 feel
01:00:51.000 me
01:00:51.240 let's
01:00:51.680 go
01:00:52.320 but
01:00:55.460 when the
01:00:55.860 crochet
01:00:56.280 hobbyist
01:00:56.860 opened
01:00:57.160 the
01:00:57.360 kit
01:00:57.520 she
01:00:57.680 found
01:00:57.880 a
01:00:58.000 suspicious
01:00:58.380 package
01:00:58.920 that
01:00:59.320 was
01:00:59.460 encased
01:00:59.880 in
01:01:00.060 yellow
01:01:00.420 rubber
01:01:00.800 with
01:01:01.140 100%
01:01:03.040 written
01:01:03.460 on
01:01:03.800 it
01:01:04.020 the
01:01:04.980 item
01:01:05.260 also
01:01:05.640 gave
01:01:05.900 off
01:01:06.100 an
01:01:06.260 odd
01:01:06.660 odor
01:01:07.100 odd
01:01:08.600 odor
01:01:08.940 baby
01:01:09.220 that
01:01:09.460 ain't
01:01:09.620 an
01:01:09.780 odd
01:01:10.120 odor
01:01:10.500 that's
01:01:11.240 that
01:01:11.440 god
01:01:11.960 odder
01:01:12.360 baby
01:01:12.740 and
01:01:13.140 that
01:01:13.300 thing's
01:01:13.620 trying
01:01:13.840 to
01:01:14.020 swim
01:01:14.760 up
01:01:15.000 your
01:01:15.160 snout
01:01:15.780 boo
01:01:16.080 boo
01:01:16.300 come
01:01:16.620 on
01:01:17.220 police
01:01:19.000 did
01:01:19.240 not
01:01:19.500 say
01:01:19.700 how
01:01:19.840 the
01:01:20.000 crochet
01:01:20.400 kit
01:01:20.860 and
01:01:21.100 narcotics
01:01:21.800 ended
01:01:22.460 up
01:01:22.680 at
01:01:22.800 the
01:01:22.940 thrift
01:01:23.200 shop
01:01:23.600 well
01:01:24.840 look
01:01:25.220 unfortunately
01:01:26.480 in
01:01:28.100 America
01:01:28.580 a lot
01:01:29.060 of
01:01:29.180 these
01:01:29.560 workers
01:01:30.080 they're
01:01:32.080 under
01:01:32.340 tight
01:01:32.740 schedules
01:01:33.240 and
01:01:34.500 you
01:01:34.660 know
01:01:34.840 what
01:01:34.980 I'm
01:01:35.120 saying
01:01:35.500 bro
01:01:35.900 freaking
01:01:37.620 toot me
01:01:38.880 up a
01:01:39.300 scarf
01:01:39.700 baby
01:01:40.140 wolf
01:01:42.740 me up
01:01:43.440 a damn
01:01:44.120 freaking
01:01:44.520 set of
01:01:45.020 mitten
01:01:45.280 son
01:01:45.780 you know
01:01:48.120 it's just
01:01:48.780 you know
01:01:50.740 desperate times
01:01:51.840 require
01:01:52.860 desperate
01:01:53.440 measures
01:01:53.940 baby
01:01:54.280 and that's
01:01:55.200 it
01:01:55.480 people doing
01:01:56.360 toot just to
01:01:57.040 get through a
01:01:57.440 damn
01:01:57.680 afghan
01:01:58.260 brother
01:01:58.620 you know
01:02:00.060 haven't women
01:02:00.560 been through
01:02:00.940 enough
01:02:01.360 man praise
01:02:02.000 god
01:02:02.480 bro
01:02:02.900 damn
01:02:04.440 so lucky
01:02:06.060 man
01:02:06.520 I never
01:02:07.660 found
01:02:07.940 nothing
01:02:08.160 like that
01:02:08.740 I remember
01:02:10.220 once
01:02:10.720 we got a
01:02:12.540 baby crib
01:02:13.100 for my
01:02:13.480 cousin
01:02:13.800 and they
01:02:14.060 had a
01:02:14.360 house arrest
01:02:16.480 bracelet in
01:02:17.120 it
01:02:17.800 so
01:02:18.240 but nothing
01:02:20.160 like this
01:02:20.880 I mean
01:02:21.600 this is
01:02:21.980 just
01:02:22.400 damn
01:02:23.780 just
01:02:25.260 lucky
01:02:25.620 just
01:02:27.820 lucky
01:02:28.160 man
01:02:28.540 we can't
01:02:29.300 all be
01:02:29.720 winners
01:02:30.380 you know
01:02:30.820 that
01:02:31.180 come on
01:02:32.480 what else
01:02:35.840 do we have
01:02:36.220 going on
01:02:36.680 here
01:02:37.100 let me see
01:02:38.360 let's do
01:02:38.800 one more
01:02:39.120 call that
01:02:39.500 came in
01:02:39.940 man
01:02:40.400 hey
01:02:40.880 it's your
01:02:41.520 guy
01:02:41.700 Flynn
01:02:42.120 out in
01:02:43.160 San
01:02:43.300 Antonio
01:02:43.740 what's up
01:02:45.220 Flynn
01:02:45.840 named after
01:02:47.740 Errol Flynn
01:02:48.780 I'm guessing
01:02:49.460 and Errol Flynn
01:02:52.120 played
01:02:52.540 I think he was
01:02:55.100 Robin Hood
01:02:55.920 in the
01:02:57.220 1900s
01:02:58.300 let's hear
01:02:59.680 more
01:03:00.080 I'm just
01:03:01.480 taking a walk
01:03:02.180 with my
01:03:02.460 dog
01:03:02.900 it's a
01:03:03.420 frigid
01:03:03.840 30 degrees
01:03:05.360 we're getting
01:03:05.640 a little bit
01:03:06.000 of sleet
01:03:06.780 out here
01:03:07.240 that
01:03:08.180 wannabe
01:03:08.800 snow
01:03:09.240 kind of
01:03:09.660 thing
01:03:09.920 oh yeah
01:03:11.360 well look
01:03:12.660 the real
01:03:13.420 snow
01:03:13.860 obviously
01:03:14.540 is at
01:03:15.540 the damn
01:03:16.300 thrift shop
01:03:17.940 son
01:03:18.360 you know
01:03:18.680 what I'm
01:03:18.940 saying
01:03:19.240 bro
01:03:19.600 gang
01:03:21.200 onward
01:03:21.560 brother
01:03:21.740 thanks for
01:03:22.100 calling
01:03:22.360 and I
01:03:23.360 was just
01:03:23.660 hearing you
01:03:23.980 talking about
01:03:24.520 how you
01:03:24.860 didn't want
01:03:25.200 to let
01:03:25.460 us down
01:03:25.960 you know
01:03:26.920 you have
01:03:27.240 some
01:03:27.640 viewers who
01:03:28.980 are in
01:03:30.020 programs
01:03:30.700 doing rehab
01:03:31.420 or staying
01:03:32.540 sober
01:03:32.840 trying to
01:03:33.280 stay sober
01:03:33.820 and you feel
01:03:34.700 like you
01:03:34.920 don't want
01:03:35.160 to let
01:03:35.400 them down
01:03:35.980 yeah man
01:03:37.760 yeah we
01:03:39.200 touched on
01:03:39.600 that on
01:03:39.840 the last
01:03:40.200 solo episode
01:03:40.880 about
01:03:41.900 drinking
01:03:42.760 and
01:03:43.920 yeah like
01:03:47.480 having a
01:03:47.840 not a
01:03:48.660 responsibility
01:03:49.140 but yeah
01:03:49.840 just feeling
01:03:50.440 hard to
01:03:51.060 share
01:03:51.480 and maybe
01:03:52.320 some
01:03:52.600 responsibility
01:03:53.400 onward
01:03:54.860 by
01:03:56.280 by kind
01:03:58.300 of coming
01:03:58.600 on with
01:03:58.920 your own
01:03:59.360 with your
01:03:59.720 own
01:03:59.880 failures
01:04:00.260 your own
01:04:00.720 woes
01:04:01.160 and I
01:04:02.720 just wanted
01:04:03.340 to say
01:04:03.720 man that
01:04:04.220 you don't
01:04:04.460 have to
01:04:04.680 worry
01:04:04.860 about
01:04:05.120 that
01:04:05.440 we're all
01:04:06.260 here for
01:04:06.600 you
01:04:06.740 you're here
01:04:07.080 for us
01:04:07.440 it's a
01:04:07.660 little
01:04:07.760 family
01:04:08.140 we got
01:04:08.460 going on
01:04:08.920 here
01:04:09.120 I have
01:04:10.980 anxiety
01:04:12.140 I have
01:04:13.120 Tourette's
01:04:13.560 I have
01:04:14.000 ADHD
01:04:15.060 you know
01:04:15.460 you name
01:04:16.180 it
01:04:16.360 any of
01:04:16.820 the acronyms
01:04:17.480 I probably
01:04:17.800 got it
01:04:18.320 you know
01:04:19.160 what I mean
01:04:19.480 but we're
01:04:20.540 all out here
01:04:20.860 just doing
01:04:21.160 the best
01:04:21.480 we can
01:04:21.940 with what
01:04:22.740 we got
01:04:23.180 and I
01:04:24.640 wouldn't
01:04:24.900 fault yourself
01:04:25.600 for
01:04:25.980 for
01:04:27.080 cutting
01:04:27.580 back
01:04:28.040 or
01:04:29.080 flacking
01:04:29.640 on your
01:04:29.940 sobriety
01:04:30.520 as long
01:04:31.280 as you
01:04:31.520 realize
01:04:31.960 where you
01:04:33.060 want to
01:04:33.300 be
01:04:33.560 and where
01:04:34.380 you're
01:04:34.560 going
01:04:34.840 and how
01:04:35.480 that intersects
01:04:36.220 with
01:04:36.460 what you
01:04:37.740 got going
01:04:38.100 on now
01:04:38.500 so just
01:04:38.860 keep pushing
01:04:39.320 towards that
01:04:39.880 that positive
01:04:41.080 future
01:04:41.520 keep being
01:04:42.840 you
01:04:43.120 and keep
01:04:44.360 keeping us
01:04:44.760 in the loop
01:04:45.160 thanks for
01:04:47.380 everything man
01:04:47.840 have a good one
01:04:48.500 thanks man
01:04:51.820 yeah I
01:04:55.180 appreciate that
01:04:55.820 man I
01:04:56.100 appreciate
01:04:56.520 the sentiment
01:04:57.900 and the
01:04:58.380 call
01:04:58.800 and
01:04:59.480 and the
01:05:01.200 support
01:05:01.680 yeah I
01:05:07.880 just want to
01:05:08.300 do my best
01:05:08.860 to just be
01:05:09.420 as
01:05:10.020 I
01:05:11.960 I
01:05:13.700 just want to
01:05:14.060 do my
01:05:14.280 best to
01:05:14.660 say to
01:05:15.040 kind of
01:05:15.340 say what's
01:05:15.780 going on
01:05:16.340 you know I
01:05:16.800 want to be
01:05:17.180 able to
01:05:17.740 work from a
01:05:19.040 place of
01:05:20.080 that's kind
01:05:20.980 of as
01:05:21.440 not as like
01:05:25.720 real as I
01:05:26.180 can be just
01:05:26.480 like as up to
01:05:27.120 date as I
01:05:27.640 can be and
01:05:28.400 I don't know but
01:05:31.260 thank you for
01:05:31.640 saying that man
01:05:32.280 that's nice of you
01:05:32.920 to say and I
01:05:33.760 appreciate it
01:05:35.760 yeah it's a lot
01:05:41.240 of people's you
01:05:41.940 know it's just a
01:05:42.620 lot of this stuff
01:05:43.200 kind of stuff is a
01:05:43.940 journey
01:05:44.340 you know
01:05:47.440 it's just
01:05:50.600 scary man it's
01:05:51.700 so scary when
01:05:52.800 you see
01:05:53.440 the kind of
01:05:56.340 stuff that can
01:05:56.860 happen when
01:05:57.500 people really
01:05:58.320 struggle
01:05:59.000 and I
01:06:01.920 don't know
01:06:02.780 I've never
01:06:05.200 thought that I've
01:06:06.080 had problems
01:06:07.660 with alcohol
01:06:08.560 ever
01:06:10.460 but yeah it's
01:06:15.900 just that risk
01:06:16.700 of getting too
01:06:17.460 far
01:06:17.920 you know next
01:06:21.260 thing you know
01:06:21.560 you wolf in
01:06:22.280 toot and you
01:06:22.900 in a damn
01:06:23.400 electric chair
01:06:24.200 or something
01:06:24.620 or just a
01:06:26.100 regular chair
01:06:26.800 hell either
01:06:27.760 way you still
01:06:28.300 just wolfed
01:06:28.980 out on that
01:06:29.420 freaking Jack
01:06:30.660 London bro you
01:06:31.580 know
01:06:31.920 and it's
01:06:37.420 just yeah you
01:06:37.900 see people that
01:06:38.480 get to a wild
01:06:39.160 you know it's
01:06:39.800 just I don't
01:06:40.280 know I had a
01:06:41.760 friend that
01:06:42.120 that died the
01:06:45.580 other day
01:06:46.160 of an
01:06:48.520 overdose and
01:06:50.040 that's scary to
01:06:50.860 hear you know
01:06:52.680 it's just scary
01:06:53.460 to hear
01:06:54.180 and it's
01:06:58.780 just so
01:06:59.580 final and
01:07:01.260 you wonder
01:07:01.860 like if you
01:07:02.520 stay in the
01:07:03.100 best way you
01:07:04.000 can be
01:07:04.580 what little
01:07:06.200 you know are
01:07:08.060 you more are
01:07:08.760 you sober enough
01:07:09.720 than where you
01:07:10.660 make an extra
01:07:11.260 call to a
01:07:11.940 friend and
01:07:13.640 you don't save
01:07:14.280 their life for
01:07:14.900 nothing but you
01:07:15.440 just you're one
01:07:16.420 little more little
01:07:17.100 moment that keeps
01:07:18.220 them because I
01:07:20.480 get those moments
01:07:21.200 from people people
01:07:22.020 hey man you
01:07:23.280 know a buddy
01:07:24.220 will call and
01:07:24.800 just check in
01:07:25.460 hey man I'll
01:07:26.020 just call and
01:07:26.500 let you know
01:07:27.000 this or just
01:07:28.160 those little
01:07:28.620 things that like
01:07:29.540 just get your
01:07:31.780 day into a
01:07:32.580 better space
01:07:33.400 you know and
01:07:34.800 just those little
01:07:35.440 pieces that make
01:07:36.400 you feel like
01:07:37.120 people care you
01:07:37.960 know it's um
01:07:38.820 and I think a
01:07:41.660 lot of it is we
01:07:42.320 do a lot of our
01:07:42.980 caring now on
01:07:43.800 social media so
01:07:44.740 it's not care
01:07:45.720 that people really
01:07:46.600 feel or hear
01:07:49.180 or it so it
01:07:51.980 doesn't have that
01:07:52.740 residual effect I
01:07:54.040 feel like um
01:07:55.420 as it used to
01:07:59.080 kind of but
01:08:01.160 what do I know
01:08:01.880 uh but what I
01:08:04.820 do know is I
01:08:05.380 appreciate your
01:08:05.840 call man and
01:08:06.740 it's nice of you
01:08:07.500 to even think of
01:08:08.160 me and to think
01:08:09.080 to call you know
01:08:10.040 yeah I was kind
01:08:10.460 of scared to talk
01:08:11.180 about it but um
01:08:13.080 it was scared
01:08:14.340 her to be in a
01:08:14.980 it but also I
01:08:17.220 didn't want to be
01:08:17.620 in a place where
01:08:18.300 I uh was
01:08:21.600 kind of not
01:08:24.200 living a lie I
01:08:25.160 didn't feel like
01:08:25.520 I was living a
01:08:26.000 lie I just felt
01:08:26.640 like I just
01:08:27.480 wanted to try and
01:08:28.340 be just transparent
01:08:29.840 um what else do
01:08:33.540 we got here man
01:08:34.760 here we take this
01:08:36.620 what's up the
01:08:38.280 yo-yo old
01:08:39.040 duff there
01:08:39.880 amen what's up
01:08:43.920 this is Brady
01:08:44.620 calling I just
01:08:45.940 moved to Salt
01:08:46.780 Lake from
01:08:47.500 Colorado a few
01:08:48.720 months ago and
01:08:50.120 um it's the
01:08:51.660 first time I've
01:08:52.280 been living by
01:08:52.880 myself it's been
01:08:54.220 uh hard to say
01:08:55.860 the least oh
01:08:57.520 yeah living by
01:08:58.260 yourself is tricky
01:08:59.160 man because you'll
01:09:01.260 get pissed somebody
01:09:01.940 left the dishes in
01:09:02.940 the sink um but
01:09:04.260 it's always you who
01:09:05.260 did it so um but
01:09:11.180 I've been really
01:09:11.860 struggling with my
01:09:13.940 my sobriety and
01:09:16.520 uh especially
01:09:19.520 with COVID you
01:09:20.580 know it's like it's
01:09:21.540 really hard to find
01:09:22.440 meetings and um
01:09:25.080 going to these
01:09:26.420 online meetings isn't
01:09:28.020 the same at all
01:09:29.600 so I was just
01:09:32.440 looking for some
01:09:33.240 tips you know how
01:09:34.940 do I cope with my
01:09:37.280 alcoholism without
01:09:40.120 being able to go to
01:09:41.440 real life meetings
01:09:43.240 man I don't know
01:09:44.480 I'm struggling
01:09:46.320 I've just been uh
01:09:50.000 drinking a lot and
01:09:52.340 I know it's not the
01:09:54.320 right thing to do
01:09:55.160 but it's easier said
01:09:58.600 than done you know
01:09:59.340 what I'm saying
01:09:59.900 anyway I don't want
01:10:01.940 to be a Debbie
01:10:02.580 Downer but uh I
01:10:04.160 love your podcast
01:10:05.200 thanks Brady uh I
01:10:08.520 appreciate it man
01:10:09.320 you're not a Debbie
01:10:09.940 Downer dog I mean
01:10:11.080 you just we do
01:10:12.160 what we can you
01:10:13.780 know just like the
01:10:15.100 fella that just
01:10:15.960 called in here man
01:10:17.180 you know um we
01:10:20.800 just do what we
01:10:21.520 can you call
01:10:23.380 somebody else you
01:10:24.860 check on them I
01:10:27.360 cannot believe
01:10:28.560 sometimes that there
01:10:31.160 hasn't been more of
01:10:32.500 an outrage from the
01:10:38.540 recovery community
01:10:39.620 to reinstate meetings
01:10:42.340 in person
01:10:42.880 you don't have to
01:10:46.220 agree with me
01:10:46.960 but
01:10:48.420 it is baffling to
01:10:52.420 me the number of
01:10:53.960 it's baffling to me
01:10:57.420 the connection that
01:10:58.440 is created through
01:10:59.160 in-person meetings
01:11:00.220 um and how they're
01:11:03.380 that is not just like
01:11:04.540 a top story almost
01:11:06.220 every day of how we
01:11:08.060 are missing that
01:11:08.920 throughout this
01:11:09.740 pandemic and I
01:11:11.860 wonder how many more
01:11:12.760 people we've lost to
01:11:16.160 addiction um and
01:11:19.120 some of the byproducts
01:11:20.240 of that uh and I
01:11:23.820 would bet it rivals
01:11:25.000 I would bet it rivals
01:11:29.820 I'll tell you this this
01:11:31.300 is a true statement
01:11:32.200 I personally know
01:11:36.240 more people that have
01:11:38.340 overdosed or relapsed
01:11:42.500 and lost their life in
01:11:44.720 the past year than I
01:11:49.340 do people that have
01:11:51.200 lost their life from
01:11:52.060 covid that's facts
01:11:55.000 personally no
01:11:57.400 personally I have
01:12:00.320 four I have four
01:12:02.680 friends that have
01:12:03.140 lost their life in the
01:12:03.780 past year from drug
01:12:05.520 and alcohol relapsing
01:12:06.840 or use overdosing
01:12:09.560 um I know one person
01:12:14.260 who uh had covid when
01:12:17.900 they died that's just
01:12:19.860 me um
01:12:22.120 so I I don't know
01:12:30.520 um but anyway man I
01:12:32.420 didn't mean to get away
01:12:33.220 from what you're asking
01:12:33.820 for Brady or what you're
01:12:34.780 asking about we just
01:12:35.860 stick together man look I
01:12:37.000 don't want those zoom
01:12:37.660 meetings either they
01:12:38.420 fucking suck but they
01:12:40.160 also suck if I say that
01:12:41.540 they suck they also
01:12:43.380 everything sucks if I
01:12:44.420 say that it sucks so
01:12:46.600 some of it I have to try
01:12:47.700 and put on me I gotta
01:12:49.460 find a local guy to
01:12:50.480 spend time with you
01:12:51.260 know um I gotta have
01:12:54.180 other people to check
01:12:55.400 in with and I need to
01:12:56.980 check in with others
01:12:57.900 you know a lot of
01:13:00.240 times like I'm gonna
01:13:00.820 call this person my
01:13:01.560 brain will be like
01:13:01.980 they'll be calling I
01:13:02.840 be like don't answer
01:13:03.480 it dude just do your
01:13:04.480 own shit nah answer
01:13:06.540 it
01:13:07.040 you know answer it
01:13:10.540 um
01:13:11.940 you know we lost a
01:13:14.760 comedian uh about a
01:13:15.940 week ago
01:13:16.400 and I don't want to
01:13:19.240 talk out of school but
01:13:20.060 he struggled man this
01:13:20.980 guy struggled at a
01:13:21.980 level that was um
01:13:23.420 man he struggled
01:13:24.900 I think he was the
01:13:29.020 he I'm not he was
01:13:32.720 one of the two
01:13:33.200 funniest people I'd
01:13:34.020 ever seen on stage
01:13:35.160 kill a crowd or him
01:13:38.240 and Joey Diaz kill a
01:13:41.800 crowd actually I'll add
01:13:45.760 in I'll add in
01:13:46.900 Chris D'Elia and I'll
01:13:49.740 add in earthquake
01:13:50.680 um kill really kill a
01:13:56.080 crowd and uh and his
01:13:59.480 name is Eric Myers and
01:14:01.020 he um and I just say
01:14:06.500 this because I want I
01:14:07.240 just want his name to be
01:14:08.340 said and I want it to be
01:14:09.360 heard and uh he died in
01:14:12.400 Texas a week ago he
01:14:13.800 um apparently relapsed
01:14:17.900 and uh was walking on
01:14:19.880 the freeway or the
01:14:21.540 interstate late at night
01:14:22.680 and was hit by a
01:14:23.860 vehicle a van actually
01:14:26.840 Jesus oh I getting hit
01:14:30.300 by car sounds way actually
01:14:31.880 or getting hit by a van
01:14:33.040 sound both sound bad
01:14:35.060 actually car sounds worse
01:14:36.340 I think than van because
01:14:37.620 van like it's all you know
01:14:40.560 one point of kind of um
01:14:43.540 but uh you know he was
01:14:49.840 supposed to come on here
01:14:50.760 a couple months ago he
01:14:51.860 was in Memphis five
01:14:53.860 weeks ago maybe he was
01:14:56.280 in Memphis and we were
01:14:58.740 messaging and he was
01:15:00.040 going to come here to be
01:15:01.260 a guest on the podcast
01:15:02.020 and I said oh don't come
01:15:03.080 man like it's just I felt
01:15:04.380 bad he was going to have
01:15:05.240 to come you know four
01:15:06.280 hours or something I
01:15:07.120 think he was taking the
01:15:07.880 bus and I just
01:15:10.540 just said we'll do it
01:15:11.280 later we'll do it when
01:15:12.000 I'm down near you in
01:15:13.020 Florida where he lived
01:15:14.080 um and it just bums me
01:15:20.280 out like I just I don't
01:15:27.460 know maybe if I had been
01:15:28.340 in a space where I was
01:15:29.020 just more like yes yes
01:15:31.380 saying yes to things you
01:15:32.660 know or just in my maybe
01:15:34.140 if my spirits have been
01:15:34.980 higher that day not that
01:15:35.960 I would have saved him or
01:15:36.800 done anything but we just
01:15:37.800 would have had a time you
01:15:38.640 know he just maybe there
01:15:39.780 would have been one extra
01:15:40.620 moment of somebody saying
01:15:42.080 yes I care you know
01:15:45.140 welcome come in you know
01:15:49.080 be a part of uh so man he
01:15:58.460 struggled man he has so
01:16:01.320 many hilarious stories I hope
01:16:03.200 to one day get someone in
01:16:04.280 here who knows a lot of the
01:16:05.640 stories of Eric Myers um he
01:16:10.780 had a unique voice Hollywood
01:16:12.380 missed him they they missed
01:16:17.060 him
01:16:17.320 he was just I mean he was
01:16:24.040 from another planet I would
01:16:26.320 see him in Baton Rouge we would
01:16:27.540 work together we worked
01:16:29.100 together down in Florida
01:16:30.000 Captain Brian's off the hook
01:16:31.660 and you got to do comedy and
01:16:34.840 they're doing crack and
01:16:35.660 they're fucking oysters and
01:16:37.240 slaughtering uh octopus or
01:16:39.480 octopi right next to you
01:16:40.820 you fucking telling a joke and
01:16:42.540 they're fucking telling an
01:16:44.020 octopus his last rights you
01:16:45.500 know they're over there
01:16:47.620 electric electric chair and
01:16:49.160 clams and you trying to rattle
01:16:50.480 off a riddle you know and we
01:16:55.400 had to switch each time and I
01:16:56.900 we had he one of us would go
01:16:57.880 first one was go second I did
01:16:58.980 not want to go second I did
01:17:02.020 not want to go second because
01:17:04.280 that means I had to go after
01:17:05.280 him and he came down in
01:17:08.160 Baton Rouge once and I would
01:17:10.180 see him in Texas uh anyway he's
01:17:13.460 just really talented I'm sorry
01:17:14.440 I'm just kind of rambling and
01:17:15.340 just kind of lamenting at the
01:17:16.480 same time um but I hope you go
01:17:20.460 check out his stuff he has a
01:17:21.640 special on YouTube that was I
01:17:24.160 think shot at the laugh factory or
01:17:26.920 somewhere um but man he was so
01:17:30.020 good but man he battled with the
01:17:34.960 devil I mean he just had it
01:17:40.180 inside of him so anyway sorry to
01:17:43.840 be such a downer look I'm sorry to
01:17:45.280 be the downer here but Brady how
01:17:47.480 do I state I just the only thing
01:17:50.300 that I know which hasn't always
01:17:53.940 kept me sober but it has kept me
01:17:55.440 alive is that I try to
01:17:57.620 communicate with others um and
01:18:03.540 contrary action when you don't feel
01:18:05.280 like doing something do it when you
01:18:10.060 don't do it that's the thing you'll
01:18:12.960 surprise yourself then you'll realize
01:18:14.280 how much you're capable of but I'm
01:18:17.060 not trying to preach at you man I
01:18:18.180 love you bro and keep your head up
01:18:20.140 dog and um praise God man gang
01:18:23.580 shit um all right I think we got to
01:18:29.760 the end of this episode pretty
01:18:30.980 decently we made it anyway that's
01:18:32.660 important and we'll close out on this
01:18:36.660 thank you guys as always you know and
01:18:41.460 if you're struggling keep your head up
01:18:42.920 and be good to yourself be good to
01:18:45.380 someone else um just don't feel alone
01:18:49.460 you know but yeah the separation that
01:18:55.000 this whole thing is caused uh oh it's a
01:19:01.220 lot it's a lot man so if you know
01:19:04.640 somebody that struggle go spend some
01:19:06.200 time with them give them that extra
01:19:08.720 call a little thing just I'm thinking
01:19:11.480 of you and you know make a plan with
01:19:14.600 them um anyway y'all be good to
01:19:19.980 yourselves man we'll go out on
01:19:21.220 matthew kazial runs in the family
01:19:25.980 it's out of my hands and in my blood
01:19:42.620 it's red in a ledger and I can't pay up
01:19:49.000 blessed by the wicked washed in the mud
01:19:55.400 can't save my soul so let the valley flood
01:20:01.880 I wear the cloth that I'm cut from it's just a matter of time
01:20:15.060 there ain't no stopping the seven sun
01:20:21.440 can't watch the sin from the hairs that made me
01:20:27.180 can't outrun with runs in the family
01:20:30.440 runs in the family
01:20:36.440 got that hitter right here baby
01:20:39.820 you can cut me down but the roots run deep
01:20:46.500 i ain't gonna die when they bury me
01:20:53.020 crown of my father's at my feet
01:20:59.400 you can pray for mercy but it won't come cheap
01:21:05.400 i wear the cloth that I'm cut from
01:21:12.400 it's just a matter of time
01:21:18.780 there ain't no stopping the seven sun
01:21:25.780 can't watch the sins from the hairs that made me
01:21:30.780 can't outrun with runs in the family
01:21:37.780 you