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00:00:30.000 Fabletics.com slash Theo for access to some insane deals alright good to be here today good to be with you alive we are living here in time and I got some sage actually a little bit of sage right here I just lit it they say it wards off the devil and everybody

00:00:59.980 anybody like that you know Frankenstein everybody

00:01:05.560 damn I lit that hot batch fam 0.98

00:01:10.300 PG baby PTL you know it 1.00

00:01:14.400 and this stuff when we didn't have uh marijuana we used to hit this shit pretty hard man 0.98

00:01:20.480 I mean I I didn't get high but damn I'd be at peace I remember being at peace for all the entire uh seventh grade 0.99

00:01:28.400 because of that damn I can't get it to go out 0.98

00:01:31.480 I'll pour some of this liquid death on it 0.99

00:01:34.560 that'll help there we go

00:01:37.060 um

00:01:39.120 good to be

00:01:41.560 here good to be

00:01:43.420 alive

00:01:44.200 and shout out sage

00:01:46.260 lanaker

00:01:47.060 shout out sage lanaker uh they had a

00:01:51.000 man in our town

00:01:53.100 when I was young

00:01:55.520 you know I wasn't I was a child and

00:01:58.400 and there were people that were older and some of those were men and

00:02:01.880 and this fella sage this gentleman was uh

00:02:06.040 he I guess had a

00:02:07.520 if you

00:02:08.620 he would

00:02:09.080 sometimes he would torch some of his own body hair

00:02:11.260 with a lighter

00:02:12.620 you know maybe uh

00:02:15.480 not a candle usually just a lighter

00:02:17.600 and um

00:02:20.080 and it would

00:02:21.820 kind of purify the room

00:02:23.340 it had the same

00:02:24.420 ardure

00:02:26.260 uh as uh

00:02:29.380 burning actual sage

00:02:30.680 so I remember sometimes I'm at a party

00:02:32.960 you know if people wanted to kind of set the mood or

00:02:36.600 if people wanted to get

00:02:38.320 kind of um

00:02:40.340 Native American

00:02:41.760 they'd torch a little bit of his arm hair

00:02:44.060 or burn up into his armpit and really

00:02:46.720 just pacify the crowd like that

00:02:50.720 so praise God man

00:02:52.660 ah

00:02:55.840 what's up

00:02:57.820 I'm alive

00:02:59.260 isn't it weird

00:03:00.400 isn't it weird to just

00:03:03.140 you wake up and you're just alive again

00:03:07.560 you know

00:03:08.460 but you keep going at it

00:03:10.820 happy March

00:03:11.860 that's one thing I can say to you

00:03:14.020 and we are coming up on springtime

00:03:17.400 and so it's uh

00:03:19.640 you know you can feel a

00:03:22.220 corvid starting to disappear

00:03:24.100 you can feel people having freedom

00:03:27.220 and

00:03:27.520 you know they're starting to have counties around um

00:03:31.460 America that the

00:03:34.720 they're open

00:03:36.380 they're open

00:03:36.400 no masks

00:03:37.680 you start to hear it

00:03:39.700 it's happening

00:03:41.280 um

00:03:43.400 I guess

00:03:44.480 I don't know what to think but

00:03:46.820 thinking doesn't usually get me anywhere anyway

00:03:50.680 so maybe I shouldn't do it

00:03:52.260 what I do know though

00:03:54.600 is that uh

00:03:56.080 you should be careful what you put in your body

00:03:57.660 and for an

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00:03:59.460 organic

00:04:00.700 alternative to five hour energy

00:04:02.680 that gets you into the flow state

00:04:05.340 try

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00:04:20.620 let's get into the episode

00:04:22.380 there we go

00:04:27.320 this is Matthew

00:04:32.820 Cosiol

00:04:33.660 runs in the family

00:04:35.400 come on

00:04:46.880 come on Matthew

00:05:06.780 it's just a matter of time

00:05:12.100 there ain't no stopping

00:05:17.040 the setting sun

00:05:19.200 can't watch the sin

00:05:22.500 from the hairs that made me

00:05:24.200 can't outrun

00:05:25.520 with

00:05:25.900 runs in the family

00:05:27.560 runs in the family

00:05:33.960 it's you know

00:06:02.000 I was

00:06:02.500 I was actually thinking the other day

00:06:04.240 which would shock many

00:06:07.080 but

00:06:07.380 um

00:06:09.100 I wonder sometimes

00:06:11.640 if we

00:06:12.280 if like our DNA

00:06:16.100 has the pains of

00:06:17.840 our ancestors in it

00:06:20.520 you know

00:06:23.560 just as much as you could have the

00:06:25.540 ability of a

00:06:27.740 you know

00:06:29.640 say your great great grandpappy

00:06:31.400 or grandfather

00:06:32.400 which is

00:06:33.500 a way more

00:06:34.900 appropriate name

00:06:36.700 a great great grandpappy

00:06:39.560 sound

00:06:39.900 it sounds like

00:06:41.360 somebody who has

00:06:42.000 no enamel in their mouth

00:06:43.340 you know

00:06:43.820 tongue only

00:06:44.640 one of them

00:06:46.400 T.O. bad boys

00:06:47.480 you know

00:06:48.120 kind of guy

00:06:49.500 who will just inject 1.00

00:06:50.320 damn uh 0.99

00:06:51.060 nicotine right into his tongue 1.00

00:06:52.400 and just chew on that bitch 1.00

00:06:53.620 but um 1.00

00:06:55.220 I'm just saying

00:06:56.880 uh

00:06:57.260 yeah I wonder

00:06:58.820 like our

00:06:59.240 you know

00:07:00.000 our DNA can carry

00:07:01.260 you know

00:07:01.560 if you have a child

00:07:02.300 it might have blue eyes 0.98

00:07:03.480 or

00:07:03.760 or green eyes

00:07:05.320 or red eyes

00:07:06.040 or something

00:07:06.420 based on what the parents have

00:07:07.820 and I was just wondering

00:07:10.780 well what if you're

00:07:11.460 you know

00:07:11.920 what if your great great grandfather

00:07:14.300 was

00:07:15.000 you know

00:07:16.760 something happened to him

00:07:17.940 and does that get stored

00:07:21.440 into your DNA

00:07:22.460 almost like a

00:07:23.540 undeveloped film

00:07:26.180 and sometimes

00:07:29.360 maybe it takes

00:07:30.120 a generation or two

00:07:31.440 for it to

00:07:32.140 you know

00:07:34.600 mature enough

00:07:35.700 or

00:07:36.000 dissipate enough

00:07:37.820 and

00:07:38.040 and it affects you

00:07:39.760 somehow

00:07:40.220 you know

00:07:43.160 I wonder

00:07:43.540 like say

00:07:43.880 if somebody

00:07:44.200 tickled

00:07:44.640 your great great

00:07:45.300 grandmother

00:07:45.860 but she was 0.91

00:07:47.640 in a coma

00:07:48.160 or something

00:07:48.660 you know

00:07:51.360 when she died

00:07:52.140 you know

00:07:52.380 she was in a crazy

00:07:53.200 accident

00:07:53.680 with a

00:07:54.180 something simple

00:07:56.440 like a hillside

00:07:57.540 and a wagon wheel

00:07:58.880 you know

00:08:00.020 there wasn't a lot

00:08:00.740 of hopper

00:08:01.200 of unique accidents

00:08:02.860 back then

00:08:03.460 so she would

00:08:05.040 you know

00:08:05.240 runaway wagon wheel

00:08:06.340 knocked her down

00:08:06.960 a hillside

00:08:07.720 that she was in a coma

00:08:08.540 for two years

00:08:10.580 and people would

00:08:12.280 you know

00:08:12.680 it's one of her nephew

00:08:13.480 her little cousins

00:08:14.300 or somebody

00:08:15.020 an intern 0.97

00:08:16.720 or some pervert 0.86

00:08:17.760 or somebody 0.83

00:08:18.120 would come in

00:08:18.620 and tickle her 0.99

00:08:19.200 at night

00:08:20.000 just kind of

00:08:22.420 getting off

00:08:22.940 on the fact

00:08:23.460 that you could

00:08:23.920 tickle 0.99

00:08:24.840 the comatose

00:08:27.200 without any recourse

00:08:28.960 without even

00:08:29.400 hearing a giggle

00:08:30.060 but knowing

00:08:30.700 that that tickle

00:08:31.460 was getting stored

00:08:32.420 into her body

00:08:33.660 into her frame

00:08:35.560 into the minutia

00:08:36.460 of her

00:08:36.780 you know

00:08:38.920 into the textiles 1.00

00:08:39.940 into the damn 0.99

00:08:40.660 just the fabric 1.00

00:08:42.760 of her

00:08:43.220 whoever she was

00:08:44.360 and then she died

00:08:46.320 she died in the coma

00:08:47.180 which happened

00:08:48.580 all the time

00:08:49.300 you

00:08:49.460 I mean

00:08:51.440 it

00:08:51.680 when you were

00:08:53.400 in a coma

00:08:53.960 a long time ago

00:08:54.940 people really thought

00:08:56.020 you were

00:08:56.660 kind of hanging out

00:08:58.840 with God

00:08:59.300 but your body

00:08:59.760 was still here

00:09:00.320 so they'd come

00:09:00.920 and people would

00:09:01.420 you know

00:09:01.800 hey give this to God

00:09:02.820 slip you a little note

00:09:03.760 you know

00:09:05.040 hey give God

00:09:06.100 I made God

00:09:06.600 a little bit

00:09:07.040 of apple cider

00:09:07.900 they slip a jug

00:09:09.100 under your

00:09:09.620 limp arm

00:09:10.840 you know

00:09:11.720 hey tell God

00:09:13.480 I'm trying to do

00:09:14.060 these new hats

00:09:14.920 you know

00:09:15.360 they put a cap

00:09:16.360 on you

00:09:16.760 then you're

00:09:17.740 jugged up

00:09:18.340 you're capped up

00:09:19.320 you got hidden

00:09:21.080 giggles in your body 0.61

00:09:22.060 because the

00:09:22.620 night manager

00:09:24.200 has been

00:09:24.480 tickling you

00:09:25.420 and then

00:09:28.680 I just wonder

00:09:30.080 if you know

00:09:30.740 do you have a

00:09:32.000 grandchild

00:09:32.460 or a great

00:09:32.800 grandchild

00:09:33.180 that just gets

00:09:34.040 the giggles

00:09:34.580 for no reason

00:09:35.860 you know

00:09:36.480 or

00:09:37.420 you know

00:09:40.340 I just wonder

00:09:40.940 what the

00:09:41.420 I would just

00:09:44.900 wonder sometimes

00:09:45.680 like

00:09:46.020 if the things

00:09:47.340 I'm feeling

00:09:48.000 or thinking

00:09:48.580 are

00:09:49.060 are doing

00:09:52.400 even

00:09:52.760 or dreams

00:09:55.600 that maybe

00:09:56.380 a great

00:09:58.220 great

00:09:58.460 grandfather

00:09:59.020 had

00:09:59.400 or

00:09:59.740 or

00:10:02.200 things that

00:10:04.200 happened to

00:10:04.740 them

00:10:05.080 or

00:10:05.400 experiences

00:10:07.020 or

00:10:07.400 fears

00:10:08.600 or

00:10:09.000 I just

00:10:10.520 wonder

00:10:10.800 sometimes

00:10:11.360 like

00:10:11.660 you know

00:10:16.600 how much

00:10:16.960 of that

00:10:17.280 how much

00:10:19.060 of the

00:10:19.220 experiences

00:10:19.840 of our

00:10:20.420 ancestors

00:10:21.200 are in

00:10:21.820 locked

00:10:22.260 into the

00:10:22.600 DNA

00:10:22.900 of us

00:10:23.460 you know

00:10:26.300 and even

00:10:29.380 groups of

00:10:29.920 people

00:10:30.240 you know

00:10:32.220 certain

00:10:32.580 ethnicities

00:10:33.360 and

00:10:33.680 and you

00:10:35.360 know

00:10:35.460 how much

00:10:36.020 how much

00:10:37.860 of the

00:10:38.080 travesty

00:10:38.780 of some

00:10:39.160 histories

00:10:39.580 are locked

00:10:40.100 into the

00:10:40.500 people

00:10:40.820 and it

00:10:41.540 takes a

00:10:41.920 while to

00:10:42.320 dissipate

00:10:42.880 and to

00:10:45.420 fall off

00:10:45.980 of their

00:10:46.260 you know

00:10:48.220 fall off

00:10:48.740 of the

00:10:48.960 core

00:10:49.260 of their

00:10:49.640 of their

00:10:50.160 being

00:10:50.600 kind of

00:10:51.740 deal

00:10:51.980 I don't

00:10:52.360 know

00:10:52.460 I'm

00:10:52.560 kind of

00:10:52.780 rambling

00:10:53.020 now

00:10:53.320 but

00:10:53.540 what's

00:10:56.820 going on

00:10:57.220 I'm

00:10:57.340 happy to

00:10:57.620 be alive

00:10:58.240 you know

00:11:01.740 I

00:11:02.080 what did

00:11:03.100 I do

00:11:03.520 oh we

00:11:05.140 have

00:11:05.420 Travis

00:11:05.900 Tritt

00:11:06.300 coming on

00:11:06.800 to the

00:11:07.040 podcast

00:11:07.380 if you

00:11:07.900 ever

00:11:08.320 got an

00:11:09.300 erection 0.99

00:11:10.020 to a

00:11:11.340 ballad

00:11:11.840 during

00:11:14.780 the

00:11:15.260 90s

00:11:15.820 or 2000s

00:11:16.980 that could 0.68

00:11:17.260 have been

00:11:17.560 to a

00:11:18.000 Travis

00:11:18.440 Tritt

00:11:18.920 song

00:11:20.620 at a

00:11:20.940 dance

00:11:21.400 dude I

00:11:24.280 remember

00:11:24.740 god about

00:11:25.380 after

00:11:25.700 I was

00:11:27.460 always the

00:11:27.920 kid at the

00:11:28.380 dance who

00:11:28.840 like got

00:11:29.220 set up

00:11:29.920 with somebody

00:11:30.660 you know

00:11:32.620 and so you

00:11:33.120 weren't

00:11:33.480 it wasn't

00:11:34.200 like a

00:11:34.580 little

00:11:34.720 girlfriend

00:11:35.200 so it

00:11:35.600 was

00:11:35.720 just

00:11:35.960 like

00:11:36.320 yeah

00:11:37.840 you know

00:11:38.200 okay I'm

00:11:38.780 with Emily

00:11:39.360 or I'm

00:11:39.820 with you

00:11:40.240 know

00:11:40.520 Larissa

00:11:41.380 and you

00:11:43.180 were kind

00:11:44.300 of excited

00:11:44.760 but you

00:11:45.100 knew that

00:11:45.580 they weren't

00:11:46.160 like into

00:11:46.840 you so

00:11:47.680 but you

00:11:49.100 kind of

00:11:49.420 hoped

00:11:49.720 secretly

00:11:50.400 you know

00:11:54.040 and I

00:11:54.260 remember I

00:11:54.700 go to the

00:11:55.180 dance and

00:11:55.860 you do

00:11:57.740 you know

00:11:58.080 you

00:11:58.280 they had

00:11:59.660 the obligatory

00:12:00.540 like you

00:12:01.160 had to

00:12:01.520 kind of

00:12:01.780 slow dance

00:12:02.200 with your

00:12:02.460 date but

00:12:02.820 then after

00:12:03.280 that

00:12:03.780 you could

00:12:05.540 kind of

00:12:05.840 freewheel

00:12:06.420 it a little

00:12:07.020 and I

00:12:10.500 remember when

00:12:10.900 some of the

00:12:11.300 slow songs

00:12:11.940 that would

00:12:12.160 come on

00:12:12.480 man I

00:12:12.700 would get

00:12:13.000 this

00:12:13.220 this one

00:12:16.040 girl had 0.70

00:12:16.460 like a 1.00

00:12:16.760 damn 0.99

00:12:17.100 I want to 0.99

00:12:20.480 say it was

00:12:20.720 like a huge

00:12:21.380 belly button

00:12:21.980 like I

00:12:22.980 mean

00:12:23.320 like a 0.82

00:12:25.300 dang just

00:12:25.780 like a

00:12:26.080 little bowl

00:12:26.740 like a

00:12:28.200 belly bowl

00:12:28.800 you know

00:12:30.200 just inverted

00:12:30.960 and

00:12:31.280 and if

00:12:32.380 you were

00:12:32.840 I was

00:12:35.040 spry

00:12:35.560 you know

00:12:35.840 at a

00:12:36.100 when

00:12:36.240 at a

00:12:36.820 dance

00:12:37.420 man

00:12:37.620 I

00:12:37.740 would

00:12:37.880 get

00:12:38.080 just

00:12:38.380 just

00:12:38.940 just

00:12:39.400 way

00:12:39.740 just

00:12:40.000 springing

00:12:40.680 bone

00:12:41.060 I

00:12:43.240 had that

00:12:43.600 35th rib

00:12:44.700 baby

00:12:44.960 just peeking

00:12:45.500 right up

00:12:45.760 out of the

00:12:46.060 middle of

00:12:46.360 my body

00:12:46.820 baby

00:12:47.060 you know

00:12:47.280 what I'm

00:12:47.500 saying

00:12:47.800 my 0.85

00:12:49.140 freaking 1.00

00:12:49.500 cock 0.95

00:12:49.860 was just

00:12:50.260 gyrifying 0.93

00:12:50.880 around

00:12:51.420 you know

00:12:51.740 what I'm

00:12:51.980 saying

00:12:52.260 baby

00:12:52.600 you know

00:12:54.240 what I'm

00:12:54.700 saying

00:12:55.260 to you

00:12:55.940 you know

00:12:57.700 I was

00:12:58.040 spry

00:12:58.440 I was

00:12:58.740 ready

00:12:59.100 I was

00:13:00.240 procreational 0.85

00:13:01.060 I was

00:13:01.380 just

00:13:01.620 you know

00:13:02.720 God

00:13:03.120 had wound

00:13:03.560 me up

00:13:03.940 and let

00:13:04.280 me go

00:13:04.760 and I

00:13:05.540 was

00:13:05.660 looking

00:13:05.980 to just

00:13:06.400 spray

00:13:06.740 out

00:13:07.100 and

00:13:09.380 sometimes

00:13:09.760 I would

00:13:10.040 dance

00:13:10.300 with her

00:13:10.600 and I

00:13:10.780 remember

00:13:10.960 she

00:13:11.240 she was

00:13:11.640 like

00:13:11.980 I don't

00:13:13.380 know if

00:13:13.520 she didn't

00:13:13.720 have any

00:13:13.940 feeling in

00:13:14.560 her stomach

00:13:14.980 or anything

00:13:15.340 but you

00:13:15.600 could like

00:13:15.880 literally

00:13:16.260 put your

00:13:17.060 just

00:13:18.760 press

00:13:19.280 your 1.00

00:13:19.460 damn 1.00

00:13:19.840 just 0.99

00:13:22.360 press

00:13:22.940 your

00:13:23.180 just

00:13:23.620 your 1.00

00:13:23.960 fucking 1.00

00:13:26.900 junk 1.00

00:13:27.960 right up

00:13:28.400 just

00:13:29.220 right up

00:13:30.200 just

00:13:30.580 smash 0.99

00:13:31.620 it

00:13:31.960 and

00:13:33.580 it was

00:13:34.080 just

00:13:34.280 like

00:13:34.700 wise

00:13:36.160 men

00:13:36.900 say

00:13:37.700 only 1.00

00:13:38.760 fools 1.00

00:13:40.300 rushing 1.00

00:13:41.900 but I

00:13:43.980 can't

00:13:45.500 help

00:13:46.060 falling

00:13:47.440 it was

00:13:48.220 just a

00:13:48.540 ballad

00:13:48.940 would go

00:13:49.320 on

00:13:49.600 you know

00:13:50.000 and you

00:13:51.960 were just

00:13:52.440 God

00:13:53.500 what

00:13:55.940 just like

00:13:56.320 the world

00:13:56.880 was thirsty

00:13:57.740 for the

00:13:58.200 sauce

00:13:58.620 you had

00:13:58.940 inside

00:13:59.240 of your 0.75

00:13:59.480 wiener

00:13:59.820 that's

00:14:00.180 what it

00:14:00.400 felt

00:14:00.620 like

00:14:00.920 like

00:14:02.220 the

00:14:02.380 world

00:14:02.720 just

00:14:02.960 was

00:14:03.140 just

00:14:03.440 that's

00:14:04.860 what it

00:14:05.080 felt

00:14:05.260 like

00:14:05.420 being

00:14:05.640 young

00:14:06.080 it felt

00:14:06.360 like

00:14:06.500 the

00:14:06.620 entire

00:14:07.040 universe

00:14:07.580 was

00:14:07.860 constantly

00:14:08.340 just 0.99

00:14:08.660 sucking 0.99

00:14:09.140 at 1.00

00:14:09.340 your

00:14:09.500 pee 0.90

00:14:10.220 pee

00:14:10.440 but

00:14:13.660 those

00:14:15.240 were the

00:14:15.480 days

00:14:15.740 man

00:14:15.980 that

00:14:16.140 is

00:14:16.300 runs

00:14:16.800 in

00:14:16.980 the

00:14:17.140 family

00:14:17.620 by

00:14:18.440 Matthew

00:14:19.140 Kazial

00:14:20.400 what's

00:14:24.460 happening

00:14:25.000 what's

00:14:27.480 going

00:14:27.780 on

00:14:28.340 I

00:14:29.160 need

00:14:29.360 to get

00:14:29.580 some

00:14:29.780 pants

00:14:30.340 I

00:14:30.580 don't

00:14:30.940 like

00:14:31.180 shopping

00:14:31.820 I

00:14:33.280 don't

00:14:33.500 like

00:14:33.720 I

00:14:34.320 don't

00:14:34.740 like

00:14:35.320 I

00:14:36.640 want

00:14:36.880 to

00:14:37.020 make

00:14:37.220 a

00:14:37.440 goal

00:14:37.760 this

00:14:37.940 year

00:14:38.040 to

00:14:38.200 shop

00:14:38.600 more

00:14:38.960 from

00:14:39.600 smaller

00:14:43.320 brands

00:14:43.880 you know

00:14:44.560 hometown

00:14:45.120 places

00:14:45.740 I've

00:14:47.020 been

00:14:47.120 wanting

00:14:47.300 to get

00:14:47.500 a

00:14:47.620 blender

00:14:47.900 for the

00:14:48.280 past

00:14:48.580 month

00:14:48.900 so

00:14:49.080 I'm

00:14:49.200 going

00:14:49.260 to

00:14:49.340 try

00:14:49.460 to

00:14:49.600 find

00:14:49.780 a

00:14:49.940 locale

00:14:51.040 electronics

00:14:52.800 dealership

00:14:53.580 go in

00:14:56.680 there

00:14:56.880 test

00:14:57.200 the

00:14:57.380 models

00:14:57.760 there'll

00:14:59.820 be a

00:15:00.020 guy

00:15:00.220 in

00:15:00.340 there

00:15:00.420 like

00:15:00.560 hey

00:15:00.800 hey

00:15:01.200 I'm

00:15:01.440 Ron

00:15:01.880 oh

00:15:03.020 yeah

00:15:03.260 this

00:15:03.500 smoothies

00:15:04.280 yeah

00:15:04.580 this

00:15:04.880 one

00:15:05.080 smoothies

00:15:05.940 this

00:15:06.480 one

00:15:07.080 oh

00:15:08.200 yeah

00:15:08.640 you got

00:15:10.520 a

00:15:10.700 newborn

00:15:11.240 you

00:15:11.840 just

00:15:11.960 giving

00:15:12.200 him

00:15:12.400 peaches

00:15:12.860 oh

00:15:13.120 this

00:15:13.380 one

00:15:13.900 that

00:15:14.680 that

00:15:14.980 one

00:15:15.600 you know

00:15:18.020 and I'll

00:15:18.320 listen to

00:15:18.700 the 1.00

00:15:18.840 bullshit 1.00

00:15:19.220 for a 0.99

00:15:19.740 bit

00:15:20.040 before I

00:15:21.180 say

00:15:21.320 look

00:15:21.520 Ron

00:15:21.740 I'll

00:15:21.920 take

00:15:22.100 it

00:15:22.220 all right

00:15:22.520 you just 1.00

00:15:24.780 shut up 1.00

00:15:25.380 can you 1.00

00:15:26.640 do it

00:15:27.340 what I

00:15:30.160 see

00:15:30.340 the

00:15:30.580 original

00:15:31.220 Mr.

00:15:31.840 Potato Head

00:15:32.740 they changed

00:15:34.880 the name

00:15:35.420 to

00:15:36.520 just

00:15:37.680 potato

00:15:39.280 or something

00:15:39.960 let me see

00:15:40.720 what it

00:15:40.960 says

00:15:41.320 the

00:15:42.360 Mr.

00:15:44.320 Potato Head

00:15:45.120 article

00:15:48.000 yeah

00:15:48.500 it said

00:15:48.960 Mr.

00:15:49.340 Potato Head

00:15:49.920 is now

00:15:50.340 just going

00:15:50.760 to be

00:15:51.040 potato

00:15:51.540 head

00:15:53.180 that's the

00:15:55.220 thing

00:15:55.580 a gender

00:15:56.780 neutral

00:15:57.200 version

00:15:57.680 of the

00:15:57.960 toy

00:15:58.300 they will

00:16:00.280 be offering

00:16:00.680 a gender

00:16:01.140 neutral

00:16:01.660 version

00:16:02.120 of the

00:16:02.360 toy

00:16:02.540 alongside

00:16:03.080 the

00:16:03.520 traditional

00:16:03.900 oh

00:16:04.140 so

00:16:04.240 they're

00:16:04.420 keeping

00:16:04.800 the

00:16:05.040 Mr.

00:16:05.300 and

00:16:05.560 Mrs.

00:16:06.500 Potato

00:16:07.100 Head

00:16:07.520 and

00:16:12.520 people

00:16:12.800 was

00:16:13.020 some

00:16:13.440 people

00:16:13.620 were

00:16:13.760 upset

00:16:14.020 about

00:16:14.180 I

00:16:14.300 don't

00:16:14.400 think

00:16:14.520 the

00:16:14.620 people

00:16:14.760 were

00:16:14.880 that

00:16:15.040 upset

00:16:15.320 about

00:16:15.580 it

00:16:15.700 but

00:16:15.900 they

00:16:16.360 said

00:16:16.760 they

00:16:17.240 say

00:16:17.560 online

00:16:18.160 which

00:16:19.540 is

00:16:19.700 basically

00:16:19.980 a

00:16:20.260 dangerous

00:16:21.220 place

00:16:21.600 to be

00:16:21.960 if you

00:16:22.220 like

00:16:22.400 to have

00:16:22.580 any

00:16:22.720 peace

00:16:23.040 in

00:16:23.160 your

00:16:23.280 life

00:16:23.580 but

00:16:27.300 I

00:16:27.420 was

00:16:27.580 thinking

00:16:27.840 like

00:16:28.220 well

00:16:29.000 a

00:16:29.220 potato

00:16:29.520 first

00:16:29.840 of

00:16:29.960 all

00:16:30.080 is

00:16:30.220 male

00:16:30.500 they

00:16:30.620 have

00:16:30.760 male

00:16:31.060 and

00:16:31.260 female 0.86

00:16:31.540 characteristics

00:16:32.180 in

00:16:32.460 it

00:16:32.640 so

00:16:34.440 you

00:16:34.540 got

00:16:34.660 to

00:16:34.740 know

00:16:34.900 they

00:16:35.120 are

00:16:35.260 self

00:16:35.580 pollinators

00:16:36.220 I

00:16:36.360 had

00:16:36.520 this

00:16:37.520 meaning

00:16:38.000 that

00:16:38.340 every

00:16:38.840 individual

00:16:39.860 potato

00:16:41.080 plant

00:16:41.520 possesses

00:16:42.080 both

00:16:42.260 male

00:16:42.520 and

00:16:42.680 female 0.86

00:16:42.980 flowers

00:16:43.880 for

00:16:44.600 reproduction

00:16:45.120 so

00:16:46.620 a

00:16:46.840 potato

00:16:47.180 has

00:16:47.320 already

00:16:47.520 got

00:16:47.700 that

00:16:47.900 dual

00:16:48.180 citizenship

00:16:48.700 you

00:16:49.440 know

00:16:49.640 when

00:16:49.920 it

00:16:50.040 comes

00:16:50.240 to 0.98

00:16:50.400 crotch 0.97

00:16:50.820 so

00:16:54.580 yeah

00:16:54.800 why

00:16:55.080 not

00:16:55.440 why

00:16:56.660 not

00:16:56.900 again

00:16:57.060 what

00:16:57.400 my

00:16:57.620 question

00:16:57.920 is

00:16:58.100 what

00:16:58.340 what

00:16:59.060 what

00:17:00.300 kid

00:17:00.960 still

00:17:02.020 wants

00:17:02.240 to

00:17:02.440 play

00:17:02.760 with

00:17:02.940 a

00:17:03.080 potato

00:17:03.620 you

00:17:05.580 can't

00:17:05.960 get

00:17:06.160 a

00:17:06.300 kid

00:17:06.480 excited

00:17:06.960 by

00:17:07.200 giving

00:17:07.480 him

00:17:07.620 a 1.00

00:17:07.760 damn 1.00

00:17:08.000 pot 1.00

00:17:08.360 anymore

00:17:09.080 so

00:17:10.820 that

00:17:11.060 kid

00:17:11.260 is

00:17:11.360 not

00:17:11.580 even

00:17:11.780 mentally

00:17:12.180 well

00:17:12.580 let's

00:17:12.860 be

00:17:13.040 honest

00:17:13.500 that

00:17:15.260 kid

00:17:15.460 probably

00:17:15.700 has

00:17:15.860 a

00:17:15.940 little

00:17:16.040 bit

00:17:16.200 hit

00:17:16.400 of

00:17:16.600 give

00:17:19.300 me

00:17:19.420 a

00:17:19.600 T

00:17:19.900 give

00:17:20.820 me

00:17:20.940 an

00:17:21.100 I

00:17:21.260 give

00:17:21.440 me

00:17:21.520 an

00:17:21.640 S

00:17:21.800 give

00:17:21.980 me

00:17:22.060 an

00:17:22.180 M

00:17:22.360 baby

00:17:22.540 tism 0.89

00:17:22.940 you

00:17:23.560 know

00:17:23.720 it

00:17:23.900 and I

00:17:26.620 grew

00:17:26.800 up

00:17:26.980 heavy

00:17:27.260 in the

00:17:27.500 autism

00:17:27.880 world

00:17:28.300 we

00:17:31.420 had

00:17:31.520 a

00:17:31.640 kid

00:17:31.760 at

00:17:31.860 the

00:17:31.980 end

00:17:32.080 of

00:17:32.180 our

00:17:32.320 block

00:17:32.700 and

00:17:32.920 he

00:17:34.580 really

00:17:34.860 he

00:17:35.080 had

00:17:35.400 just

00:17:37.160 nine

00:17:37.580 different

00:17:37.860 haircuts

00:17:38.440 man

00:17:38.680 he

00:17:38.820 just

00:17:39.080 he

00:17:41.340 was

00:17:41.460 kind

00:17:41.640 of

00:17:41.940 just

00:17:42.200 I

00:17:42.320 mean

00:17:42.460 from

00:17:42.640 everything

00:17:42.920 from

00:17:43.160 cornrow

00:17:43.820 to 1.00

00:17:44.000 damn 1.00

00:17:44.320 fade 1.00

00:17:44.940 to

00:17:45.200 military

00:17:46.580 to 1.00

00:17:46.840 damn 1.00

00:17:47.180 you 1.00

00:17:48.920 know

00:17:49.020 he

00:17:49.100 had

00:17:49.220 that

00:17:49.360 kind

00:17:49.540 of

00:17:49.640 action

00:17:50.040 gospel

00:17:50.560 cut

00:17:50.860 they

00:17:51.020 thought

00:17:51.160 he

00:17:51.260 could

00:17:51.400 sing

00:17:51.700 he

00:17:51.840 couldn't

00:17:52.080 sing

00:17:52.440 he

00:17:53.480 was 0.86

00:17:53.580 mentally

00:17:53.820 challenged

00:17:54.380 you

00:17:54.640 know

00:17:54.860 and

00:17:55.040 and

00:17:57.160 they

00:17:57.260 put him

00:17:57.560 on the

00:17:57.760 front

00:17:57.980 porch

00:17:58.320 and he

00:17:58.500 would

00:17:58.620 sing

00:17:58.980 ACDC

00:18:01.180 lyrics

00:18:01.700 and

00:18:02.000 you

00:18:04.760 know

00:18:04.940 and just

00:18:05.220 kind of

00:18:05.520 cheer at

00:18:05.920 the cars

00:18:06.320 when they

00:18:06.560 went by

00:18:07.060 and I

00:18:07.340 don't

00:18:07.400 know

00:18:07.480 what

00:18:07.600 happened

00:18:07.820 to

00:18:07.980 him

00:18:08.120 and I

00:18:09.100 would

00:18:09.280 probably

00:18:10.480 guess

00:18:10.800 death 0.97

00:18:11.160 if I

00:18:11.420 had to

00:18:11.580 guess

00:18:11.800 something

00:18:12.080 I

00:18:13.800 don't

00:18:13.880 know

00:18:13.940 if I

00:18:14.060 would

00:18:14.200 guess

00:18:14.460 death

00:18:17.180 say if

00:18:17.360 there

00:18:17.460 was

00:18:17.560 a

00:18:17.660 hat

00:18:17.860 full

00:18:18.040 of

00:18:18.160 things

00:18:18.400 that

00:18:18.540 had

00:18:20.000 happened

00:18:20.320 to

00:18:20.500 him

00:18:20.660 and

00:18:21.460 everybody

00:18:21.780 had

00:18:22.000 written

00:18:22.160 on a

00:18:22.400 card

00:18:22.600 what

00:18:22.780 happened

00:18:23.060 to

00:18:23.220 him

00:18:23.400 I

00:18:24.300 would

00:18:24.440 draw

00:18:24.640 a

00:18:24.800 card

00:18:25.000 out

00:18:25.160 of

00:18:25.220 there

00:18:25.340 and I

00:18:25.540 bet

00:18:25.660 most

00:18:25.900 of the

00:18:26.060 cards

00:18:26.320 would

00:18:26.420 probably

00:18:26.620 say

00:18:26.840 deceased

00:18:27.360 and

00:18:28.720 bless

00:18:29.040 him

00:18:29.220 bro

00:18:29.420 praise

00:18:30.080 God

00:18:30.420 but

00:18:30.660 what am I 1.00

00:18:31.920 shit 0.99

00:18:32.180 I'm 0.99

00:18:32.420 all over

00:18:33.420 the place

00:18:33.760 yeah

00:18:36.380 what kid

00:18:37.020 wants to

00:18:37.380 play with

00:18:37.680 a potato

00:18:38.200 now

00:18:38.580 who

00:18:38.780 cares

00:18:39.260 I

00:18:40.300 don't

00:18:40.460 care

00:18:40.660 if

00:18:40.780 the

00:18:40.880 potato

00:18:41.340 dude

00:18:41.740 that's

00:18:42.540 not

00:18:42.720 a

00:18:42.900 real

00:18:43.200 Mr.

00:18:43.580 Potato

00:18:43.860 Mr.

00:18:44.280 Potato

00:18:44.620 is a

00:18:45.060 man

00:18:45.360 he's

00:18:46.460 a

00:18:46.580 grown

00:18:46.820 man

00:18:47.220 he

00:18:47.360 got

00:18:47.580 his

00:18:47.740 feet

00:18:47.980 out

00:18:48.200 like

00:18:48.460 that

00:18:48.760 he

00:18:48.900 got

00:18:49.100 some

00:18:49.280 mustache

00:18:49.820 glasses

00:18:50.800 he

00:18:51.840 kind

00:18:52.100 of

00:18:52.200 looks

00:18:52.380 like

00:18:52.540 he

00:18:52.640 probably

00:18:52.880 did

00:18:53.120 a

00:18:53.260 crime

00:18:53.700 and

00:18:53.860 now

00:18:54.020 he's

00:18:54.220 hiding

00:18:54.720 you know

00:18:55.840 he

00:18:56.000 looks

00:18:56.220 a

00:18:56.480 little

00:18:56.900 Polish

00:18:57.500 but

00:18:57.900 maybe

00:18:58.240 also

00:18:58.720 kind

00:18:59.100 of

00:18:59.240 urban

00:18:59.640 bro

00:18:59.920 you know

00:19:00.540 kind

00:19:01.000 of

00:19:01.100 Afro

00:19:01.540 Polish

00:19:01.960 maybe

00:19:02.340 if you

00:19:02.620 look

00:19:02.860 at

00:19:03.120 him

00:19:03.260 basically

00:19:03.560 you know

00:19:03.980 if

00:19:04.540 he's

00:19:04.700 that

00:19:04.840 kind

00:19:05.060 of

00:19:05.140 Idaho

00:19:05.480 kind

00:19:05.820 of

00:19:05.940 gold

00:19:06.340 you

00:19:06.580 know

00:19:06.840 but

00:19:07.820 now

00:19:08.120 if

00:19:08.280 they

00:19:08.400 want

00:19:08.620 a

00:19:08.740 potato

00:19:09.140 that

00:19:09.360 got

00:19:09.700 you

00:19:10.660 know

00:19:10.840 both

00:19:11.280 you

00:19:12.380 know

00:19:12.480 that's

00:19:12.700 not

00:19:12.860 a

00:19:12.980 real

00:19:13.120 that's

00:19:13.380 not

00:19:13.520 Mr.

00:19:13.800 Potato

00:19:14.100 they

00:19:14.320 got

00:19:14.480 a

00:19:14.600 new

00:19:14.760 thing

00:19:15.120 they

00:19:15.920 got

00:19:16.120 that

00:19:16.340 dual 0.97

00:19:16.600 crotch 0.99

00:19:16.980 russet

00:19:17.480 they

00:19:18.060 got

00:19:18.340 that

00:19:18.560 dual 0.97

00:19:18.860 crotch 0.99

00:19:19.280 russet

00:19:19.740 fam

00:19:20.120 and

00:19:20.420 that's

00:19:20.760 chill

00:19:21.140 just

00:19:22.300 say

00:19:22.580 that

00:19:22.980 like

00:19:25.000 I

00:19:26.020 think

00:19:26.280 some

00:19:26.600 of the

00:19:27.020 articling

00:19:27.820 is

00:19:28.740 just

00:19:28.940 to

00:19:29.100 create

00:19:29.520 a

00:19:29.740 stir

00:19:30.000 just

00:19:31.420 say

00:19:31.700 look

00:19:31.980 we

00:19:32.140 got

00:19:32.320 that

00:19:32.540 DCR

00:19:33.360 baby

00:19:33.760 alright

00:19:34.240 we

00:19:35.020 got

00:19:35.260 you

00:19:35.480 know

00:19:35.580 what

00:19:35.720 I'm

00:19:35.820 saying

00:19:36.180 poppy

00:19:37.000 mommy

00:19:37.240 got

00:19:37.500 that

00:19:37.700 mixed

00:19:38.000 bag

00:19:38.460 but

00:19:39.320 what

00:19:39.600 kid

00:19:39.820 is

00:19:39.980 still

00:19:40.240 playing

00:19:40.760 with

00:19:41.140 a

00:19:41.660 potato

00:19:42.480 I

00:19:44.200 can't

00:19:44.360 you

00:19:44.480 can't

00:19:44.680 I

00:19:45.360 don't

00:19:46.220 know

00:19:46.360 one

00:19:46.600 kid

00:19:46.800 you

00:19:46.900 can

00:19:47.040 get

00:19:47.260 off

00:19:47.520 his

00:19:47.680 iPad

00:19:48.020 long

00:19:48.460 enough

00:19:48.660 to

00:19:48.840 even

00:19:49.100 discuss

00:19:49.700 a

00:19:49.900 vegetable

00:19:50.320 all

00:19:51.340 kids

00:19:51.660 want

00:19:51.860 to

00:19:51.980 know

00:19:52.180 nowadays

00:19:52.660 is

00:19:53.540 is

00:19:53.920 Elon

00:19:54.400 Musk 0.77

00:19:54.860 their

00:19:55.260 dad

00:19:55.800 is

00:19:57.040 Elon

00:19:57.360 Musk 0.77

00:19:57.620 my

00:19:57.840 dad

00:19:58.260 that

00:20:00.320 and

00:20:00.680 if

00:20:00.880 the

00:20:01.040 answer

00:20:01.460 is

00:20:01.620 no

00:20:02.000 then

00:20:02.660 they

00:20:03.140 don't

00:20:03.560 that's

00:20:04.700 it

00:20:04.920 the

00:20:06.000 rest

00:20:06.360 of

00:20:06.500 their

00:20:06.640 lives

00:20:07.220 they'll

00:20:08.620 spend

00:20:08.940 in

00:20:09.140 therapy

00:20:09.720 wishing

00:20:11.020 he

00:20:11.260 was

00:20:11.680 that's

00:20:13.340 all

00:20:13.460 that's

00:20:13.880 it

00:20:14.160 is

00:20:15.400 Elon

00:20:15.700 Musk 0.77

00:20:16.040 my

00:20:16.300 dad

00:20:16.860 they

00:20:20.800 don't

00:20:21.120 care

00:20:21.380 what

00:20:21.660 kind

00:20:21.940 of 1.00

00:20:22.080 fucking 1.00

00:20:22.420 crotch 1.00

00:20:22.960 the

00:20:23.200 vegetable

00:20:23.740 has

00:20:24.240 if

00:20:25.340 we

00:20:25.480 want

00:20:25.680 to

00:20:25.800 do

00:20:25.940 a

00:20:26.120 toy

00:20:26.460 where

00:20:26.700 they

00:20:26.860 get

00:20:27.660 to

00:20:27.880 discuss

00:20:28.400 gender

00:20:28.720 let's

00:20:28.980 do

00:20:29.100 operation

00:20:29.780 that

00:20:31.540 way

00:20:31.920 let

00:20:32.420 the

00:20:32.620 kid

00:20:32.860 build

00:20:33.180 whoever

00:20:33.500 they

00:20:33.720 want

00:20:34.080 this

00:20:35.460 Bobby

00:20:35.960 Sue

00:20:36.300 right

00:20:36.600 here

00:20:36.920 he

00:20:38.060 gots

00:20:38.340 the 0.99

00:20:38.480 titty

00:20:38.800 and

00:20:39.000 the

00:20:39.180 root

00:20:39.500 party

00:20:40.720 on

00:20:41.120 bro

00:20:41.380 you

00:20:42.120 know

00:20:42.420 invite

00:20:43.120 him

00:20:43.260 to

00:20:43.400 the 0.98

00:20:43.540 freaking 0.99

00:20:43.900 varmints

00:20:44.840 for dog

00:20:45.300 let's

00:20:45.620 do

00:20:45.860 it

00:20:46.100 but

00:20:47.240 let

00:20:47.540 the

00:20:47.740 kid

00:20:47.960 have

00:20:48.120 a

00:20:48.280 say

00:20:48.480 so

00:20:48.720 in

00:20:48.900 it

00:20:49.000 I

00:20:49.120 think

00:20:49.440 do

00:20:50.420 let

00:20:50.760 him

00:20:50.900 let

00:20:51.120 him

00:20:51.220 have

00:20:51.400 operation

00:20:52.040 you

00:20:53.080 got

00:20:53.240 the

00:20:53.420 mustache

00:20:53.880 you

00:20:55.320 got

00:20:55.540 that 0.69

00:20:55.800 freaking

00:20:56.300 that

00:20:57.580 wild

00:20:58.020 oyster

00:20:58.480 bro

00:20:58.740 let's

00:20:59.080 do

00:20:59.320 it

00:20:59.560 that's

00:21:01.400 what

00:21:01.540 I

00:21:01.740 say

00:21:02.080 just

00:21:03.040 let

00:21:03.340 the

00:21:03.540 kid

00:21:03.760 have

00:21:03.940 a

00:21:04.120 little

00:21:04.340 bit

00:21:04.600 of

00:21:04.740 say

00:21:04.960 so

00:21:05.440 in

00:21:06.540 in

00:21:07.100 the

00:21:07.240 thing

00:21:07.580 or

00:21:08.820 just

00:21:09.020 do

00:21:09.220 transformers

00:21:10.020 if

00:21:10.160 you're

00:21:10.320 going

00:21:10.440 to

00:21:10.540 make

00:21:10.780 something

00:21:11.280 completely

00:21:12.380 open

00:21:12.840 an

00:21:13.000 open

00:21:13.360 toy

00:21:14.140 do

00:21:15.300 transformers

00:21:16.340 they're

00:21:17.720 having

00:21:18.040 there

00:21:18.400 they're

00:21:19.300 kind

00:21:19.480 of

00:21:19.580 asking

00:21:19.860 for

00:21:20.180 it

00:21:20.400 but

00:21:21.100 let

00:21:21.340 the

00:21:21.520 child

00:21:21.940 or

00:21:22.100 the

00:21:22.240 have

00:21:22.740 a

00:21:22.880 say

00:21:23.220 so

00:21:23.500 in

00:21:23.700 it

00:21:23.800 I

00:21:23.940 think

00:21:24.200 or

00:21:25.300 do

00:21:25.500 Teddy

00:21:25.800 Ruxpins

00:21:26.480 do

00:21:27.780 Teddy

00:21:28.120 Ruxpins

00:21:28.420 he got

00:21:28.700 the cord

00:21:29.140 on the

00:21:29.400 back

00:21:29.740 you know

00:21:31.040 I want

00:21:32.580 waffles

00:21:33.260 you know

00:21:34.160 I thought

00:21:35.600 I'm supposed

00:21:36.100 to be a

00:21:36.540 bear

00:21:36.960 you know

00:21:38.260 do

00:21:38.500 Teddy

00:21:38.840 Ruxpins

00:21:39.340 he got

00:21:39.700 the thing

00:21:40.140 on the

00:21:40.440 back

00:21:40.780 you know

00:21:42.320 won't

00:21:43.200 you be

00:21:43.480 my

00:21:43.700 friend

00:21:44.180 you know 1.00

00:21:45.260 my penis 1.00

00:21:47.400 has ovaries 1.00

00:21:48.360 I'm only

00:21:52.020 five

00:21:52.460 who

00:21:52.760 wants

00:21:53.240 to see

00:21:53.540 my

00:21:53.760 menstrual

00:21:54.280 cycle

00:21:54.680 let

00:21:55.640 the

00:21:55.900 animal

00:21:56.440 or

00:21:57.020 the

00:21:57.340 kid

00:21:57.740 have

00:21:57.920 a

00:21:58.060 say

00:21:58.260 so

00:21:58.500 in

00:21:58.700 it

00:21:58.940 that's

00:22:00.660 what

00:22:00.820 I

00:22:00.980 think

00:22:01.280 that's

00:22:04.800 but

00:22:04.960 what

00:22:05.160 also

00:22:05.440 what

00:22:05.640 do

00:22:05.740 I

00:22:05.900 know

00:22:06.160 I'm

00:22:06.640 not

00:22:06.780 a

00:22:06.940 child

00:22:07.380 if

00:22:08.280 if

00:22:09.000 you

00:22:09.120 see

00:22:09.380 me

00:22:09.720 shopping

00:22:10.180 for

00:22:10.480 toys

00:22:10.840 for

00:22:11.040 kids

00:22:11.360 though

00:22:11.700 that's

00:22:12.320 an

00:22:12.440 even

00:22:12.640 bigger

00:22:13.100 issue

00:22:13.560 so

00:22:15.200 when

00:22:16.820 you see

00:22:17.120 people

00:22:17.360 shopping

00:22:17.700 for

00:22:17.920 toys

00:22:18.200 for

00:22:18.380 children

00:22:18.820 and

00:22:20.120 they

00:22:20.220 don't

00:22:20.340 have

00:22:20.500 a

00:22:20.620 children

00:22:20.920 with

00:22:21.260 them

00:22:21.420 and

00:22:21.640 it's

00:22:22.020 December

00:22:22.720 or

00:22:23.000 it's

00:22:23.500 and

00:22:24.000 it's

00:22:24.200 not

00:22:24.420 December

00:22:24.920 we

00:22:27.340 got

00:22:27.500 way

00:22:27.740 bigger

00:22:28.040 issues

00:22:28.600 than

00:22:29.200 you

00:22:31.080 know

00:22:31.320 gender

00:22:32.040 gender

00:22:32.760 gen

00:22:33.780 genders

00:22:35.520 gen

00:22:36.140 him

00:22:36.460 genders

00:22:37.200 genders

00:22:38.300 oh

00:22:44.700 man

00:22:44.940 I gotta

00:22:45.180 tell you

00:22:45.540 this

00:22:45.720 so

00:22:45.860 I

00:22:46.020 went

00:22:46.360 and

00:22:47.280 first

00:22:47.500 of

00:22:47.600 I

00:22:49.760 want to

00:23:03.860 I

00:23:04.100 just

00:23:04.440 want to

00:23:04.720 thank

00:23:04.960 people

00:23:05.380 just

00:23:05.620 nice

00:23:06.240 messages

00:23:06.640 and

00:23:06.860 just

00:23:07.060 people

00:23:07.980 for

00:23:08.320 just

00:23:08.620 being

00:23:08.780 willing

00:23:09.020 to

00:23:09.160 be

00:23:09.280 a

00:23:09.400 part

00:23:09.620 of

00:23:09.760 this

00:23:10.100 just

00:23:12.360 kind

00:23:12.640 of

00:23:12.740 conversations

00:23:13.380 and

00:23:13.920 things

00:23:14.460 that

00:23:14.960 I

00:23:17.660 don't

00:23:17.800 know

00:23:18.020 I

00:23:18.280 just

00:23:18.460 want

00:23:18.640 to

00:23:18.740 say

00:23:18.880 thanks

00:23:19.300 you

00:23:20.120 know

00:23:20.220 thanks

00:23:20.500 for

00:23:20.620 the

00:23:20.740 support

00:23:21.140 and

00:23:23.680 thank

00:23:23.940 you

00:23:24.120 for

00:23:24.400 just

00:23:24.860 it's

00:23:26.220 not

00:23:26.340 even

00:23:26.500 thanks

00:23:26.960 it's

00:23:27.160 just

00:23:27.300 like

00:23:27.540 look

00:23:28.040 let's

00:23:28.320 do

00:23:28.500 this

00:23:28.940 you

00:23:31.020 know

00:23:31.300 let's

00:23:32.640 try not

00:23:33.160 to be

00:23:33.420 afraid

00:23:33.660 to figure

00:23:34.080 out

00:23:34.420 where

00:23:34.740 we are

00:23:35.620 and what's

00:23:36.000 going

00:23:36.240 on

00:23:36.680 you

00:23:40.320 know

00:23:40.460 we

00:23:40.680 there's

00:23:41.000 so

00:23:41.180 many

00:23:41.320 like

00:23:41.500 little

00:23:41.760 social

00:23:42.420 rules

00:23:43.060 about

00:23:43.420 being

00:23:43.700 alive

00:23:44.260 and

00:23:44.400 our

00:23:44.540 behaviors

00:23:45.180 and

00:23:45.680 I

00:23:47.560 just

00:23:47.760 want

00:23:47.940 to 0.99

00:23:48.060 damn 0.99

00:23:48.260 be 1.00

00:23:48.440 alive

00:23:49.000 man

00:23:49.300 I

00:23:49.440 just

00:23:49.740 want

00:23:50.100 to

00:23:50.580 know

00:23:52.720 as

00:23:52.940 much

00:23:53.200 about

00:23:53.560 whatever

00:23:53.920 this

00:23:54.260 is

00:23:54.720 this

00:23:56.360 experience

00:23:57.260 and

00:23:59.560 and

00:24:00.900 and

00:24:01.480 and

00:24:01.980 a lot

00:24:02.460 of you

00:24:02.700 do

00:24:02.880 too

00:24:03.180 so

00:24:03.580 thank

00:24:03.880 you

00:24:04.480 oh

00:24:06.880 I gotta

00:24:07.120 tell

00:24:07.380 you

00:24:07.480 this

00:24:07.920 the

00:24:09.160 that's

00:24:09.720 not a

00:24:09.960 commercial

00:24:10.240 either

00:24:10.520 I

00:24:10.800 I

00:24:13.180 went

00:24:13.480 out

00:24:13.760 the

00:24:13.940 other

00:24:14.080 night

00:24:14.220 so

00:24:14.540 Travis

00:24:16.180 Tritt

00:24:16.500 is a

00:24:17.340 folk

00:24:18.920 country

00:24:19.600 I

00:24:21.000 mean

00:24:21.180 it

00:24:21.300 just

00:24:21.560 so

00:24:23.040 many

00:24:23.280 songs

00:24:23.680 you

00:24:23.840 may

00:24:24.000 know

00:24:24.160 or

00:24:24.280 your

00:24:24.420 parents

00:24:24.720 may

00:24:24.900 know

00:24:25.200 so

00:24:26.340 you

00:24:26.440 gotta

00:24:26.580 peep

00:24:26.920 that

00:24:27.120 with

00:24:27.280 your

00:24:27.420 ears

00:24:27.760 and

00:24:28.040 and

00:24:28.700 your

00:24:28.840 face

00:24:29.220 it'll

00:24:29.420 be

00:24:29.560 out

00:24:29.700 this

00:24:29.900 week

00:24:30.180 and

00:24:30.340 so

00:24:32.820 anyway

00:24:33.040 after

00:24:33.460 the

00:24:33.740 show

00:24:34.200 after

00:24:34.900 we

00:24:35.300 chatted

00:24:36.500 on the

00:24:36.800 episode

00:24:37.240 we

00:24:40.180 got

00:24:40.380 to

00:24:40.540 go

00:24:40.700 out

00:24:40.920 we

00:24:41.100 went

00:24:41.320 out

00:24:41.620 and

00:24:42.620 Kid

00:24:42.960 Rock

00:24:43.420 Bob

00:24:44.320 Ritchie

00:24:44.740 who

00:24:45.960 is

00:24:46.140 an

00:24:46.260 adult

00:24:46.580 man

00:24:47.000 who

00:24:47.320 you

00:24:49.380 know

00:24:49.500 I

00:24:49.680 love

00:24:49.900 I

00:24:50.380 was

00:24:50.580 thinking

00:24:50.780 about

00:24:51.020 what

00:24:51.200 did

00:24:51.320 I

00:24:51.460 love

00:24:51.760 about

00:24:52.100 Kid

00:24:52.400 Rock

00:24:52.680 as

00:24:52.900 a

00:24:53.260 fan

00:24:53.760 as

00:24:54.000 a

00:24:54.480 listener

00:24:55.060 and

00:24:56.540 I

00:24:56.720 just

00:24:56.940 remember

00:24:57.300 being

00:24:57.880 I

00:25:00.980 remember

00:25:01.300 being

00:25:01.600 poor

00:25:02.040 and

00:25:02.280 white

00:25:02.680 and

00:25:03.120 thinking

00:25:03.580 he

00:25:08.160 just

00:25:08.420 was

00:25:08.620 able

00:25:08.800 to

00:25:08.980 kind

00:25:09.140 of

00:25:09.240 express

00:25:09.860 the

00:25:10.160 he

00:25:11.380 was

00:25:11.540 this

00:25:11.740 rap

00:25:12.400 like 0.99

00:25:14.100 I

00:25:18.080 mean

00:25:18.320 it

00:25:18.480 was

00:25:18.700 it

00:25:19.320 wasn't

00:25:19.860 country

00:25:20.660 it

00:25:21.060 was

00:25:21.160 like

00:25:21.340 rap

00:25:22.140 rock

00:25:25.740 a bit

00:25:26.180 I

00:25:26.440 don't

00:25:26.580 know

00:25:27.580 I

00:25:27.720 don't

00:25:27.840 know

00:25:28.000 enough

00:25:28.340 about

00:25:28.580 music

00:25:28.840 to

00:25:29.020 know

00:25:29.220 the

00:25:29.440 exact

00:25:29.740 genre

00:25:30.080 and

00:25:30.200 I

00:25:30.320 think

00:25:30.440 it

00:25:30.520 was

00:25:30.620 kind

00:25:30.780 of

00:25:30.880 a

00:25:31.040 new

00:25:31.260 genre

00:25:31.420 it

00:25:31.560 was

00:25:31.680 just

00:25:31.840 this

00:25:32.120 it

00:25:32.760 was

00:25:32.920 something

00:25:33.180 I

00:25:33.360 could

00:25:33.500 fit

00:25:33.760 into

00:25:34.200 you

00:25:35.040 know

00:25:35.300 I

00:25:36.960 mean

00:25:37.140 I

00:25:37.420 or

00:25:37.680 something

00:25:37.960 I

00:25:38.140 could

00:25:38.280 I

00:25:38.520 was

00:25:38.720 just

00:25:38.840 like

00:25:39.000 oh

00:25:39.140 here's

00:25:39.540 a

00:25:39.680 guy

00:25:39.960 who

00:25:40.140 just

00:25:40.520 is

00:25:40.960 it's

00:25:42.600 like

00:25:42.720 a

00:25:42.900 poor 0.98

00:25:43.180 white 0.99

00:25:43.540 guy

00:25:43.800 who's

00:25:44.120 angry

00:25:47.140 and 0.99

00:25:47.520 brash

00:25:48.540 and

00:25:49.200 I

00:25:50.120 could

00:25:50.260 just

00:25:50.420 relate

00:25:50.740 to a

00:25:51.060 lot

00:25:51.200 of

00:25:51.260 that 1.00

00:25:51.460 shit 1.00

00:25:51.820 you 1.00

00:25:53.360 know

00:25:53.680 because

00:25:55.000 the

00:25:55.200 world

00:25:55.520 I

00:25:55.700 grew

00:25:55.820 up

00:25:55.940 in

00:25:56.040 the

00:25:56.200 environment

00:25:56.720 that

00:25:57.840 I

00:25:57.980 sprouted

00:25:58.460 through

00:25:58.660 was

00:25:58.860 a

00:25:59.000 crass

00:25:59.400 it

00:25:59.760 was

00:25:59.880 crass

00:26:00.480 and

00:26:01.960 it

00:26:02.100 was

00:26:02.400 but

00:26:03.540 it

00:26:03.620 was

00:26:03.740 passionate

00:26:04.260 and

00:26:04.520 it

00:26:04.640 was

00:26:04.920 I

00:26:05.340 don't

00:26:05.440 know

00:26:05.680 anyway

00:26:06.640 so

00:26:07.180 um

00:26:08.580 live

00:26:11.360 my

00:26:11.600 life

00:26:12.000 in

00:26:12.100 a

00:26:12.200 slow

00:26:12.360 hell

00:26:12.500 and

00:26:12.620 when

00:26:12.700 he

00:26:12.780 did

00:26:12.900 that

00:26:13.080 slow

00:26:13.660 one

00:26:13.820 with

00:26:13.980 Sheryl

00:26:14.240 Crow

00:26:14.460 come

00:26:14.840 on

00:26:15.220 boy

00:26:15.640 come

00:26:17.640 on

00:26:18.420 and

00:26:19.240 she

00:26:19.540 would

00:26:19.740 sing

00:26:20.040 and

00:26:20.160 you

00:26:20.280 get

00:26:20.460 kind

00:26:20.680 of

00:26:20.780 erect

00:26:21.220 a

00:26:21.420 little

00:26:21.540 and

00:26:21.700 then

00:26:21.820 he

00:26:22.000 would

00:26:22.160 sing

00:26:22.400 you

00:26:22.500 have

00:26:22.620 to 1.00

00:26:22.720 fucking 1.00

00:26:22.940 cover 1.00

00:26:23.280 it

00:26:23.500 up

00:26:23.720 you

00:26:23.900 know

00:26:24.160 god

00:26:25.280 I

00:26:25.420 mean

00:26:25.540 that

00:26:25.680 was

00:26:25.840 just 0.99

00:26:26.040 damn 0.99

00:26:26.400 that 1.00

00:26:28.140 was

00:26:28.280 a

00:26:28.420 lot

00:26:28.660 but

00:26:28.940 anyway

00:26:29.700 so

00:26:30.480 we

00:26:30.640 went

00:26:30.820 out

00:26:31.000 to

00:26:31.160 dinner

00:26:31.480 which

00:26:31.740 was

00:26:31.940 really

00:26:32.220 neat

00:26:32.680 and

00:26:33.160 just

00:26:34.160 to be

00:26:34.440 in the

00:26:34.680 presence

00:26:35.060 of

00:26:35.300 people

00:26:35.560 that

00:26:35.740 are

00:26:35.940 telling

00:26:36.740 stories

00:26:37.280 you'll

00:26:37.500 never

00:26:37.700 get

00:26:37.900 to

00:26:38.080 hear

00:26:38.540 and

00:26:38.780 and

00:26:41.600 it

00:26:41.700 was

00:26:41.860 just

00:26:42.040 really

00:26:42.320 it

00:26:42.720 was

00:26:42.820 a

00:26:42.900 good

00:26:43.000 time

00:26:43.180 but

00:26:43.300 anyway

00:26:43.480 afterwards

00:26:43.860 we

00:26:44.060 went

00:26:44.400 we're

00:26:46.320 out

00:26:46.440 here

00:26:46.540 in

00:26:46.620 the

00:26:46.740 central

00:26:47.020 east

00:26:47.300 and

00:26:47.580 Kid

00:26:48.000 Rock

00:26:48.220 has

00:26:48.420 an

00:26:48.540 establishment

00:26:49.120 Bob

00:26:49.740 is

00:26:49.920 his

00:26:50.060 name

00:26:50.260 sorry

00:26:50.540 has

00:26:50.820 an

00:26:50.960 establishment

00:26:51.520 and

00:26:53.300 it's

00:26:53.480 a

00:26:53.620 domicile

00:26:54.160 for

00:26:54.360 liquor

00:26:54.720 and

00:26:55.460 music

00:26:55.840 and

00:26:57.740 so

00:26:58.920 we

00:26:59.100 walked

00:26:59.400 over

00:26:59.580 there

00:26:59.780 from

00:27:00.000 the

00:27:00.160 restaurant

00:27:00.520 we're

00:27:00.840 at

00:27:01.100 and

00:27:02.620 dude

00:27:03.000 I've

00:27:04.640 walked

00:27:05.040 with

00:27:05.520 some

00:27:05.880 heroes

00:27:06.340 right

00:27:06.840 some

00:27:07.600 unique

00:27:08.100 humans

00:27:08.760 I've

00:27:10.120 walked

00:27:10.360 with

00:27:10.520 criminals

00:27:10.940 I

00:27:11.160 walked

00:27:11.480 with

00:27:11.640 a

00:27:11.800 buddy

00:27:12.000 of

00:27:12.140 mine

00:27:12.360 that

00:27:12.540 killed

00:27:12.740 somebody 0.95

00:27:13.260 and

00:27:16.480 and

00:27:18.560 he said

00:27:19.060 it felt

00:27:19.520 pretty good

00:27:20.040 honestly

00:27:20.420 but

00:27:24.240 anyway

00:27:25.040 so

00:27:25.440 we're

00:27:25.840 walking

00:27:26.100 down

00:27:26.240 the

00:27:26.360 street

00:27:26.560 and

00:27:26.880 you

00:27:27.060 start

00:27:27.380 to

00:27:27.520 and

00:27:27.640 it's

00:27:27.780 so

00:27:27.920 it's

00:27:28.080 just

00:27:28.220 drunk

00:27:28.940 people

00:27:29.520 right

00:27:30.180 it's

00:27:31.000 like

00:27:31.120 a

00:27:31.300 French

00:27:31.640 quarter

00:27:32.040 type

00:27:32.360 of

00:27:32.540 vibe

00:27:32.840 when

00:27:32.980 you're

00:27:33.140 walking

00:27:33.480 down

00:27:33.680 the

00:27:33.900 street

00:27:34.200 and

00:27:34.380 and

00:27:35.640 you

00:27:35.760 see

00:27:35.960 people

00:27:36.240 just

00:27:36.460 start

00:27:36.680 to

00:27:36.860 notice

00:27:37.460 Bob

00:27:38.540 and

00:27:39.900 they

00:27:40.240 start

00:27:40.900 to

00:27:41.520 get

00:27:42.080 I

00:27:42.900 mean

00:27:43.140 people

00:27:43.540 are

00:27:43.740 losing

00:27:44.260 it

00:27:44.700 you

00:27:45.140 know

00:27:45.480 some

00:27:46.820 guy

00:27:47.000 tried

00:27:47.200 to

00:27:47.340 spell

00:27:47.660 out

00:27:47.880 Bob

00:27:48.200 it

00:27:48.300 a

00:27:48.420 bang

00:27:48.980 at 0.92

00:27:49.180 a

00:27:49.260 bang

00:27:49.500 boogie

00:27:49.800 he

00:27:50.140 just

00:27:50.300 tried

00:27:50.440 to

00:27:50.580 he

00:27:50.820 started

00:27:51.060 spelling

00:27:51.520 it

00:27:51.720 out

00:27:52.000 like

00:27:52.860 a

00:27:53.020 police

00:27:53.340 officer

00:27:53.760 had

00:27:53.960 said

00:27:54.120 all right

00:27:54.460 I need

00:27:54.680 you to

00:27:54.860 recite

00:27:55.200 this

00:27:55.620 you know

00:27:56.900 some

00:27:57.120 girl 0.91

00:27:57.300 threw

00:27:57.680 her

00:27:57.900 ovary

00:27:58.400 at

00:27:58.640 him

00:27:59.360 some

00:28:01.900 girl 0.91

00:28:02.100 was

00:28:02.220 running

00:28:02.620 for him

00:28:03.100 ran

00:28:03.300 right

00:28:03.800 into

00:28:04.080 a

00:28:04.300 do

00:28:04.640 not

00:28:04.840 park

00:28:05.100 your

00:28:05.240 sign

00:28:05.620 icy

00:28:07.260 some

00:28:07.960 dude

00:28:08.160 crashed

00:28:08.540 his

00:28:08.720 car

00:28:08.980 he's

00:28:09.100 like

00:28:09.220 some

00:28:12.940 fella

00:28:13.180 drank 0.96

00:28:13.600 his

00:28:13.760 own

00:28:13.900 blood

00:28:14.080 put

00:28:14.340 a

00:28:14.480 thing

00:28:14.660 into

00:28:14.820 his

00:28:15.000 side

00:28:15.260 of

00:28:15.400 him

00:28:15.520 started

00:28:16.000 just

00:28:16.280 sipping

00:28:16.560 on

00:28:16.780 it

00:28:16.900 dude

00:28:17.160 just 1.00

00:28:17.740 fucking 0.99

00:28:18.160 i 1.00

00:28:20.380 mean

00:28:20.560 people

00:28:20.940 were

00:28:21.220 losing

00:28:22.060 their

00:28:22.880 minds

00:28:23.260 and

00:28:23.680 he

00:28:23.780 had

00:28:23.920 like

00:28:24.100 security

00:28:24.560 but

00:28:24.820 it

00:28:24.940 was

00:28:25.120 just

00:28:25.480 i

00:28:26.600 mean

00:28:26.820 people

00:28:27.220 were

00:28:27.480 just

00:28:27.800 some

00:28:28.520 woman 0.99

00:28:28.740 got

00:28:28.920 down

00:28:29.060 and

00:28:29.200 proposed

00:28:29.620 to

00:28:29.820 her

00:28:29.960 husband

00:28:30.200 every

00:28:30.760 person

00:28:31.320 every

00:28:31.600 like

00:28:31.900 space

00:28:32.840 he

00:28:33.000 walked

00:28:33.280 past

00:28:33.620 something

00:28:33.960 insane

00:28:34.440 would

00:28:34.600 happen

00:28:34.940 a

00:28:36.020 window

00:28:36.460 shattered

00:28:37.140 a

00:28:37.620 baby

00:28:38.080 in

00:28:38.580 a

00:28:38.740 stroller

00:28:39.140 probably

00:28:40.480 four

00:28:40.760 months

00:28:40.960 got

00:28:41.200 out

00:28:41.460 of

00:28:41.560 the

00:28:41.700 stroller

00:28:41.960 and

00:28:42.100 just

00:28:42.220 started

00:28:42.440 walking

00:28:42.800 walked

00:28:43.180 off

00:28:43.400 his

00:28:43.540 parents

00:28:43.820 are

00:28:43.940 sitting

00:28:44.140 there

00:28:44.300 kind

00:28:44.500 of

00:28:44.580 hugging

00:28:44.860 he's

00:28:48.160 doing

00:28:48.360 my

00:28:48.520 own

00:28:48.720 thing

00:28:49.020 i'm

00:28:49.660 looking

00:28:49.800 for

00:28:49.960 my

00:28:50.120 real

00:28:50.320 dad

00:28:50.620 elon

00:28:51.060 musk

00:28:51.620 i

00:28:52.600 mean

00:28:52.840 it

00:28:52.960 was

00:28:53.080 just

00:28:53.280 crazy

00:28:53.720 fireworks

00:28:54.660 a

00:28:55.240 dove

00:28:55.680 pulled

00:28:55.940 a

00:28:56.060 magician

00:28:56.540 out

00:28:56.780 of

00:28:56.880 his

00:28:56.980 hat

00:28:57.260 he

00:28:57.720 had

00:28:57.840 a

00:28:57.960 hat

00:28:58.160 on

00:28:58.420 he

00:28:58.700 pulled

00:28:58.900 a

00:28:59.020 magician

00:28:59.400 out

00:28:59.820 the

00:29:00.780 magician

00:29:01.140 was

00:29:01.340 wondering

00:29:01.600 if he

00:29:01.840 was

00:29:01.940 getting

00:29:02.080 his

00:29:02.260 stimulus

00:29:02.660 payment

00:29:03.020 the

00:29:03.240 bird

00:29:03.460 flew

00:29:03.720 off

00:29:04.100 but

00:29:05.280 every

00:29:05.740 moment

00:29:06.180 we

00:29:06.380 went

00:29:06.660 pat

00:29:06.900 like

00:29:07.100 people

00:29:07.320 get

00:29:07.640 rock

00:29:08.140 a

00:29:09.240 caterpillar

00:29:12.040 admitted

00:29:12.520 that he

00:29:12.920 was just

00:29:13.260 a cat

00:29:13.760 and it

00:29:14.820 was all

00:29:15.180 just a

00:29:15.540 ruse

00:29:15.860 to

00:29:16.020 meet

00:29:16.200 women 1.00

00:29:16.520 with

00:29:16.720 the

00:29:16.880 long

00:29:17.220 you

00:29:17.600 know

00:29:17.840 trying

00:29:18.620 to

00:29:18.740 show

00:29:18.960 them

00:29:19.060 that

00:29:19.220 length

00:29:19.560 show

00:29:19.840 them

00:29:19.940 that

00:29:20.100 body

00:29:20.440 work

00:29:20.780 um

00:29:22.920 so

00:29:23.600 it

00:29:23.760 was

00:29:23.880 just

00:29:24.040 you

00:29:24.320 know

00:29:24.440 it

00:29:24.600 was

00:29:24.700 just

00:29:24.860 a

00:29:25.040 fact

00:29:25.260 it

00:29:25.380 was

00:29:25.540 just

00:29:26.000 because

00:29:27.340 look

00:29:27.580 i've

00:29:27.860 i've

00:29:28.340 ridden

00:29:28.600 in

00:29:28.760 cars

00:29:29.100 and

00:29:29.260 arrived

00:29:29.700 at

00:29:29.860 places

00:29:30.260 with

00:29:31.040 people

00:29:31.340 with

00:29:31.580 unique

00:29:31.980 uh

00:29:32.560 with

00:29:32.940 pomp

00:29:33.360 and

00:29:33.560 circumstance

00:29:34.040 but

00:29:36.220 to

00:29:36.440 show

00:29:36.700 but

00:29:36.880 to

00:29:37.060 walk

00:29:37.560 not

00:29:40.060 a

00:29:40.220 mile

00:29:40.540 but

00:29:40.740 walk

00:29:41.020 one

00:29:41.320 one

00:29:41.760 fifteenth

00:29:42.380 of

00:29:42.560 a

00:29:45.180 but

00:29:45.320 near

00:29:45.800 someone's

00:29:46.420 shoes

00:29:46.880 um

00:29:48.020 it

00:29:49.200 was

00:29:49.360 just

00:29:49.620 it

00:29:49.940 was

00:29:50.200 i

00:29:50.540 don't

00:29:50.660 know

00:29:50.820 it

00:29:50.940 was

00:29:50.980 just

00:29:51.100 interesting

00:29:51.740 you

00:29:53.540 know

00:29:53.700 you

00:29:53.900 just

00:29:54.060 it

00:29:54.220 just

00:29:54.440 doesn't

00:29:54.860 happen

00:29:55.160 uh

00:29:55.580 every

00:29:56.040 day

00:29:56.320 and

00:29:56.540 certainly

00:29:56.740 not

00:29:56.960 to

00:29:57.120 me

00:29:57.360 um

00:29:59.060 i'm

00:29:59.880 going

00:29:59.960 to

00:30:00.060 tell

00:30:00.220 you

00:30:00.360 this

00:30:00.720 though

00:30:01.140 that

00:30:01.880 if

00:30:03.800 you

00:30:04.220 are

00:30:04.660 selling

00:30:05.140 stuff

00:30:05.620 online

00:30:06.260 which

00:30:07.860 is

00:30:08.020 a

00:30:08.160 lot

00:30:08.360 of

00:30:08.480 people

00:30:08.680 these

00:30:08.900 days

00:30:09.140 you

00:30:09.300 know

00:30:09.440 is

00:30:09.600 people

00:30:10.220 say

00:30:10.460 it's

00:30:10.640 dangerous

00:30:11.060 out

00:30:11.360 there

00:30:11.680 to

00:30:13.000 have

00:30:13.140 a

00:30:13.280 brook

00:30:13.520 and mortar

00:30:13.900 business

00:30:14.440 you know

00:30:14.780 because

00:30:15.040 of

00:30:15.160 the

00:30:15.280 core

00:30:15.540 of

00:30:15.640 people

00:30:15.940 sneaking

00:30:16.420 in

00:30:16.780 sneezing

00:30:17.340 in

00:30:17.460 your

00:30:17.600 window

00:30:17.980 somebody

00:30:19.100 cough

00:30:19.540 or

00:30:19.880 exhale

00:30:21.220 on your

00:30:21.580 merchandise

00:30:21.980 it'll 0.96

00:30:23.260 kill a 1.00

00:30:23.580 grandmother 1.00

00:30:23.940 that's

00:30:24.240 what

00:30:24.340 they're

00:30:24.460 saying

00:30:24.800 that's

00:30:26.600 why

00:30:26.780 you

00:30:26.960 need

00:30:27.100 to

00:30:27.180 be

00:30:27.300 in

00:30:27.400 the

00:30:27.500 right

00:30:27.720 business

00:30:28.240 and

00:30:29.240 you

00:30:29.360 need

00:30:29.520 to

00:30:29.740 put

00:30:30.200 your

00:30:30.380 business

00:30:30.780 online

00:30:31.720 online

00:30:33.140 with

00:30:34.520 ship

00:30:34.800 station

00:30:35.220 that's

00:30:35.600 the

00:30:35.760 right

00:30:35.980 business

00:30:36.520 orders

00:30:38.120 coming

00:30:38.400 in

00:30:38.760 they

00:30:39.680 need

00:30:39.820 to

00:30:39.900 go

00:30:40.000 out

00:30:40.160 fast

00:30:40.740 import

00:30:42.260 orders

00:30:42.960 from

00:30:43.240 any

00:30:43.520 sales

00:30:43.900 channel

00:30:44.240 ship

00:30:44.540 with

00:30:44.700 any

00:30:45.060 carrier

00:30:45.600 no

00:30:46.580 matter

00:30:46.740 where

00:30:46.960 you're

00:30:47.140 selling

00:30:47.440 amazon

00:30:47.800 etsy

00:30:48.300 or

00:30:48.940 your

00:30:49.140 own

00:30:49.400 website

00:30:49.960 you know 1.00

00:30:50.700 jerk 0.98

00:30:51.500 it

00:30:51.660 out

00:30:51.880 function

00:30:52.380 dot com

00:30:53.060 dot org

00:30:53.660 dot tit

00:30:55.320 whatever

00:30:56.700 ship

00:30:57.220 ship

00:30:57.240 station

00:30:57.600 funnels

00:30:58.020 all

00:30:58.200 your

00:30:58.340 orders

00:30:58.620 into

00:30:58.780 one

00:30:58.960 simple

00:30:59.300 interface

00:30:59.760 that

00:31:00.260 you

00:31:00.440 can

00:31:00.620 manage

00:31:00.900 from

00:31:01.080 anywhere

00:31:01.360 even

00:31:01.600 your

00:31:01.780 cell

00:31:01.980 phone

00:31:02.240 you

00:31:02.860 see

00:31:03.020 them

00:31:03.120 come

00:31:03.300 in

00:31:03.540 you

00:31:04.180 send

00:31:04.440 them

00:31:04.560 out

00:31:04.780 you'll

00:31:05.820 get

00:31:05.940 access

00:31:06.180 to

00:31:06.360 amazing

00:31:06.640 discounts

00:31:07.060 with

00:31:07.240 major

00:31:07.580 carriers

00:31:08.140 including

00:31:09.040 UPS

00:31:09.460 FedEx

00:31:09.820 USPS

00:31:11.040 the SPCA

00:31:13.020 and

00:31:14.600 I just

00:31:15.580 made a joke

00:31:16.080 on that

00:31:16.300 last one

00:31:16.700 easily

00:31:17.980 compare

00:31:18.300 carriers

00:31:18.720 and choose

00:31:19.380 the best

00:31:19.760 solutions

00:31:20.200 every

00:31:20.540 time

00:31:21.000 with

00:31:21.680 ship

00:31:21.880 station

00:31:22.200 small

00:31:22.560 businesses

00:31:23.040 can

00:31:23.640 now

00:31:23.800 access

00:31:24.080 the

00:31:24.300 same

00:31:24.560 rates

00:31:24.940 reserved

00:31:25.660 for

00:31:25.980 fortune

00:31:26.340 500

00:31:26.860 companies

00:31:27.360 that's

00:31:27.720 important

00:31:28.140 fight

00:31:29.620 back

00:31:29.900 against

00:31:30.180 the

00:31:30.360 big

00:31:30.540 dog

00:31:30.900 just

00:31:31.760 use

00:31:31.980 my

00:31:32.160 offer

00:31:32.400 code

00:31:32.760 T-H-E-O 1.00

00:31:33.960 to get

00:31:34.520 a 60

00:31:34.920 day

00:31:35.160 free

00:31:35.480 trial

00:31:35.920 that's

00:31:36.840 two

00:31:37.040 months

00:31:37.360 free

00:31:37.920 of

00:31:38.520 no

00:31:38.800 hassle

00:31:39.280 stress

00:31:40.160 free

00:31:40.740 shipping

00:31:41.320 just

00:31:42.080 go to

00:31:42.380 ship

00:31:42.820 station

00:31:43.720 dot com

00:31:44.320 click

00:31:44.580 on the

00:31:44.820 microphone

00:31:45.360 at the

00:31:46.440 top

00:31:46.640 of the

00:31:46.860 page

00:31:47.200 and type

00:31:47.680 in

00:31:48.040 T-H-E-O 1.00

00:31:49.680 that's

00:31:50.640 ship

00:31:50.980 station

00:31:51.380 dot com

00:31:52.180 enter

00:31:52.780 offer

00:31:53.080 code

00:31:53.460 T-H-E-O 1.00

00:31:54.120 make

00:31:55.000 ship

00:31:55.700 happen

00:31:56.700 look

00:31:59.340 you know

00:31:59.540 I spoke

00:31:59.860 a

00:32:00.340 decent

00:32:01.900 amount

00:32:02.140 of

00:32:02.280 Spanish

00:32:02.560 over

00:32:02.800 my

00:32:02.980 life

00:32:03.260 but

00:32:03.460 nothing

00:32:04.420 that's

00:32:04.760 really

00:32:04.980 put me

00:32:05.280 to that

00:32:05.480 next

00:32:05.780 level

00:32:06.400 nothing

00:32:07.840 where

00:32:08.040 I've

00:32:08.180 ever

00:32:08.340 made

00:32:08.600 love

00:32:08.960 to

00:32:09.180 a

00:32:09.500 woman 0.99

00:32:10.320 or

00:32:10.800 even

00:32:12.620 anyone

00:32:13.140 that was

00:32:13.440 formerly

00:32:13.860 a

00:32:14.040 woman 0.99

00:32:14.260 because

00:32:16.680 that's

00:32:16.920 my

00:32:17.080 thing

00:32:17.280 man

00:32:17.420 if I

00:32:17.640 was

00:32:17.800 ever

00:32:17.980 going

00:32:18.140 to

00:32:18.220 be

00:32:18.400 gay 0.99

00:32:18.660 I'd 0.97

00:32:18.960 have

00:32:19.080 to

00:32:19.200 at

00:32:19.340 least

00:32:19.520 say

00:32:19.720 hey

00:32:19.900 you

00:32:20.100 was

00:32:20.260 at

00:32:20.400 least

00:32:20.560 a

00:32:20.740 woman 0.99

00:32:20.960 once

00:32:21.420 right

00:32:21.720 if

00:32:23.180 you

00:32:23.280 go

00:32:23.440 full

00:32:23.840 dude

00:32:24.280 bro

00:32:24.560 that's

00:32:25.340 that

00:32:27.020 might

00:32:27.260 be

00:32:27.440 too

00:32:27.640 much

00:32:27.920 I

00:32:28.080 think

00:32:28.320 for

00:32:28.500 me

00:32:28.780 for

00:32:29.120 me

00:32:29.440 but

00:32:30.800 look

00:32:31.120 if

00:32:31.280 you

00:32:31.420 say

00:32:31.640 look

00:32:31.900 you

00:32:32.060 were

00:32:32.220 a

00:32:32.380 chick 0.95

00:32:32.560 for

00:32:32.720 a

00:32:32.860 couple

00:32:33.060 years

00:32:33.460 right

00:32:33.820 then

00:32:34.500 you

00:32:34.980 know

00:32:35.140 we

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00:34:17.000 what else

00:34:20.140 you know

00:34:22.940 we've had a lot

00:34:25.300 of nice calls

00:34:25.860 from you guys

00:34:26.400 I wanted to

00:34:26.940 make sure

00:34:27.240 that I keep

00:34:27.680 this going

00:34:28.440 as well

00:34:29.220 you know

00:34:30.720 we made

00:34:31.480 a goal

00:34:33.560 this year

00:34:34.020 to help

00:34:34.380 out some

00:34:34.800 single moms 0.86

00:34:35.480 and do

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00:34:38.040 I want

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00:34:40.360 now

00:34:40.880 as I

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00:34:42.920 this is

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00:34:47.000 too

00:34:47.260 if you like

00:34:47.720 if you

00:34:48.000 it's funny

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00:34:49.140 look at the

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00:34:51.680 but that's

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00:34:53.120 praise God

00:34:56.180 man

00:34:56.480 but we want

00:34:58.640 to continue

00:34:59.180 that goal

00:35:00.020 this year

00:35:00.420 and see if

00:35:01.740 we can't

00:35:01.960 holler at 0.81

00:35:02.280 somebody right

00:35:02.780 here

00:35:04.020 hello

00:35:19.460 hey is

00:35:20.660 Karina there

00:35:21.280 yes this is

00:35:23.440 her

00:35:23.700 hey Karina

00:35:24.680 my name is

00:35:25.120 Theo

00:35:25.360 I work on

00:35:26.020 a podcast

00:35:26.560 and I think

00:35:28.860 you might have

00:35:29.280 spoken with my

00:35:29.800 producer Nick

00:35:30.580 um I

00:35:34.240 haven't

00:35:35.020 oh you

00:35:36.020 didn't

00:35:36.560 no

00:35:38.420 at least I

00:35:39.760 don't remember

00:35:40.260 oh that's

00:35:41.200 okay

00:35:41.460 look we've

00:35:42.760 all we've

00:35:43.660 all done

00:35:44.040 some things

00:35:44.560 I'll tell

00:35:44.920 you that

00:35:45.300 um

00:35:46.000 do you

00:35:47.500 you work as

00:35:48.200 a corrections

00:35:48.640 officer

00:35:49.180 I do

00:35:50.940 sir

00:35:51.240 oh nice

00:35:52.160 and you have

00:35:52.600 two kiddos

00:35:53.260 right

00:35:53.600 I sure

00:35:55.400 do I

00:35:55.840 have two

00:35:56.160 boys

00:35:56.520 oh dang

00:35:57.960 boys are 0.89

00:35:58.480 freaking 0.99

00:35:58.740 dangerous

00:35:59.360 I think

00:36:00.020 they are

00:36:02.600 um

00:36:04.460 they're wild

00:36:04.960 are they

00:36:05.960 yeah

00:36:07.580 yeah

00:36:08.480 something's

00:36:09.020 in them

00:36:09.280 I don't

00:36:09.480 know what's

00:36:09.880 in them

00:36:11.220 me neither

00:36:13.240 can you

00:36:13.660 tell me

00:36:14.080 look I

00:36:16.100 have no

00:36:16.480 idea

00:36:16.960 um

00:36:18.280 well someone

00:36:19.420 called

00:36:19.800 then I

00:36:20.580 I'm sorry

00:36:21.280 I thought

00:36:21.520 they maybe

00:36:21.860 spoke to

00:36:22.180 you

00:36:22.240 someone

00:36:22.440 called

00:36:22.740 and just

00:36:22.960 we do

00:36:23.260 a thing

00:36:23.580 I work

00:36:24.300 on a

00:36:24.520 podcast

00:36:24.860 called

00:36:25.120 this past

00:36:25.560 weekend

00:36:26.020 and we

00:36:26.960 just do

00:36:27.240 a thing

00:36:27.560 where

00:36:27.920 you know

00:36:28.680 I was

00:36:28.900 raised

00:36:29.080 by a

00:36:29.360 single

00:36:29.560 mom

00:36:29.860 and so

00:36:30.140 sometimes

00:36:30.400 we reach

00:36:30.760 out to

00:36:30.980 single moms 0.86

00:36:31.520 and just

00:36:31.780 try and do

00:36:32.160 something nice

00:36:32.780 so we just

00:36:33.780 wanted to reach

00:36:34.300 out and just

00:36:34.840 offer you

00:36:35.480 500 bucks

00:36:36.120 just to go do

00:36:36.620 something fun

00:36:37.120 with the

00:36:37.420 kiddos

00:36:37.780 whenever you

00:36:38.600 uh

00:36:39.360 feel like

00:36:39.900 it

00:36:40.160 so

00:36:40.840 um

00:36:42.260 oh really

00:36:42.860 yeah

00:36:43.860 and you

00:36:44.820 don't have

00:36:45.020 to do

00:36:45.280 anything

00:36:45.580 you don't

00:36:46.160 owe us

00:36:46.480 anything

00:36:46.960 um

00:36:47.840 you know

00:36:48.920 that's it

00:36:49.720 we just

00:36:50.120 want you

00:36:50.520 to go have

00:36:50.920 just go do

00:36:51.760 something fun

00:36:52.220 with those

00:36:52.540 freaking 0.99

00:36:52.820 deviants

00:36:53.660 yeah

00:36:56.680 oh wow

00:36:57.380 that's

00:36:57.920 that's

00:36:58.240 really

00:36:58.480 amazing

00:36:58.960 thank you

00:36:59.460 so much

00:36:59.900 for that

00:37:00.340 I really

00:37:00.860 appreciate

00:37:01.260 it

00:37:01.640 are they

00:37:02.000 pretty

00:37:02.220 violent

00:37:02.720 um

00:37:04.800 no

00:37:05.720 they're

00:37:06.760 pretty

00:37:07.000 calm

00:37:07.340 kids

00:37:07.760 oh

00:37:08.240 dang

00:37:08.880 yeah

00:37:10.340 they're

00:37:10.720 pretty

00:37:10.920 calm

00:37:11.260 kids

00:37:11.640 does it

00:37:12.060 help being

00:37:12.420 a corrections

00:37:12.980 officer

00:37:13.420 does that

00:37:13.920 kind of

00:37:14.200 like if

00:37:14.460 they see

00:37:14.800 you in

00:37:15.060 uniform

00:37:15.540 does that

00:37:16.040 add like

00:37:16.480 a little

00:37:16.840 bit of

00:37:17.220 extra

00:37:17.560 edge

00:37:18.120 it

00:37:19.680 I think

00:37:20.140 so

00:37:20.540 they

00:37:22.140 they tend

00:37:22.640 to listen

00:37:23.140 more

00:37:23.500 I think

00:37:26.200 I definitely

00:37:26.700 would

00:37:26.960 look if

00:37:27.580 if my mom

00:37:28.480 said I'm

00:37:28.760 going to

00:37:28.860 put you

00:37:29.100 in time

00:37:29.520 out

00:37:29.740 and she

00:37:30.100 actually

00:37:30.620 meant it

00:37:31.180 like

00:37:31.400 incarcerated

00:37:31.980 I think

00:37:32.520 I would

00:37:32.780 really

00:37:33.000 tighten

00:37:33.300 up as

00:37:33.660 well

00:37:34.500 yes

00:37:36.540 sir

00:37:36.860 absolutely

00:37:37.800 well

00:37:39.500 Karina

00:37:39.820 thanks for

00:37:40.220 being a

00:37:40.480 sweet mom

00:37:40.860 and whoever

00:37:41.200 I don't

00:37:41.680 even know

00:37:41.960 who it

00:37:42.160 was that

00:37:42.540 that

00:37:42.760 nominated

00:37:43.520 I'm

00:37:43.840 sorry

00:37:44.080 I just

00:37:44.280 don't

00:37:44.380 have

00:37:44.520 that

00:37:44.640 information

00:37:45.040 but

00:37:45.400 yeah

00:37:46.260 they just

00:37:46.800 said that

00:37:47.600 this lady

00:37:47.960 is really

00:37:48.260 awesome

00:37:48.600 and that

00:37:48.940 yeah

00:37:49.960 and that

00:37:50.440 she would

00:37:50.900 probably like

00:37:51.620 to do

00:37:51.820 something fun

00:37:52.260 so I'll

00:37:53.260 have my

00:37:53.840 producer call

00:37:54.440 you back

00:37:54.800 and just

00:37:55.060 circle up

00:37:55.520 with you

00:37:55.900 okay

00:37:57.400 all right

00:37:57.940 that sounds

00:37:58.420 great

00:37:58.700 I thank

00:37:59.160 you so

00:37:59.480 much

00:37:59.760 I thank

00:38:00.120 you for

00:38:00.400 what you're

00:38:00.700 doing

00:38:01.020 oh no

00:38:02.000 worries

00:38:02.280 thank you

00:38:02.720 for just

00:38:04.000 even letting

00:38:04.500 us chat

00:38:04.820 on the phone

00:38:05.260 and I hope

00:38:05.840 you guys

00:38:06.080 have fun

00:38:06.560 and look

00:38:07.580 that money

00:38:07.960 can be used

00:38:08.380 for bail

00:38:08.780 too if

00:38:09.160 those kids

00:38:09.520 are real

00:38:09.780 bad it

00:38:10.120 can be

00:38:10.400 used

00:38:10.660 for bail

00:38:11.100 I put

00:38:13.240 it towards

00:38:13.760 that

00:38:14.880 okay

00:38:16.340 you guys

00:38:16.680 in case

00:38:17.120 you guys

00:38:17.680 have a good

00:38:18.100 one

00:38:18.680 all right

00:38:19.680 you too

00:38:20.040 sir

00:38:20.280 bye bye

00:38:21.000 Corina

00:38:23.320 that's a

00:38:24.340 pretty name

00:38:24.880 I was

00:38:26.620 thinking if I

00:38:27.120 could have a

00:38:27.480 Spanish name

00:38:28.200 and I don't

00:38:28.620 know if that's

00:38:29.120 Spanish but I'm

00:38:29.780 gonna guess

00:38:30.600 that it is

00:38:31.360 Corina

00:38:33.360 what does it

00:38:34.160 mean let me

00:38:34.560 look that

00:38:34.940 look that

00:38:34.960 up

00:38:35.400 Corina

00:38:38.320 meaning

00:38:40.680 maiden

00:38:46.880 means maiden 0.60

00:38:48.460 so Corina

00:38:50.740 is it a

00:38:51.400 Spanish name

00:38:52.120 the name

00:38:53.880 Corina's

00:38:54.340 nickname

00:38:54.900 caro

00:38:57.820 Latin word

00:38:58.720 caros

00:38:59.280 which means

00:38:59.800 beloved or

00:39:00.700 dear

00:39:01.160 oh

00:39:01.800 that's

00:39:02.280 sweet

00:39:02.620 dude

00:39:03.980 that would

00:39:04.380 be wild

00:39:05.020 if your

00:39:05.400 mom goes

00:39:05.900 off to

00:39:06.300 prison

00:39:06.740 dude

00:39:07.040 she would

00:39:07.400 be able

00:39:07.700 to handle

00:39:08.160 you easy

00:39:09.480 can you

00:39:10.320 even fathom

00:39:11.220 that

00:39:11.560 and imagine

00:39:13.280 getting frisked

00:39:14.320 before you

00:39:14.780 go to bed

00:39:15.540 that would

00:39:18.020 be insane

00:39:18.820 spread them 0.92

00:39:19.640 you know

00:39:20.400 you're like

00:39:21.520 I'm just

00:39:22.040 I just

00:39:22.940 brushed my

00:39:23.600 teeth

00:39:24.100 she says

00:39:26.840 spread them

00:39:27.280 but she just 0.98

00:39:27.600 means your

00:39:27.900 teeth she 0.99

00:39:28.320 wants to

00:39:28.620 see if you

00:39:28.940 brushed them

00:39:29.680 or not

00:39:30.100 that'd be

00:39:31.100 pretty funny

00:39:31.680 the hotline

00:39:34.640 baby praise

00:39:35.240 god baby

00:39:35.800 PTL

00:39:36.640 stay ready

00:39:37.680 bro

00:39:38.000 praise god

00:39:39.220 hit in

00:39:41.160 there

00:39:41.740 the hotline

00:39:44.440 as always

00:39:44.820 is

00:39:45.020 985-664-9503

00:39:50.440 I want to

00:39:52.460 see what we

00:39:53.040 got on

00:39:54.400 on the

00:39:56.600 call

00:39:56.920 see what

00:39:57.300 happened

00:39:57.660 man

00:39:57.900 see what's

00:39:58.400 hitting

00:39:58.620 let's get

00:39:59.860 into

00:40:00.240 some of

00:40:01.720 that

00:40:01.940 here we

00:40:02.300 go

00:40:03.300 yo

00:40:04.500 what's

00:40:04.920 that

00:40:05.140 my name

00:40:05.600 is

00:40:05.740 Damon

00:40:06.060 calling

00:40:06.820 you

00:40:07.060 I live

00:40:07.540 in

00:40:07.800 Everett

00:40:08.260 Washington 0.89

00:40:08.780 dirty 0.80

00:40:09.820 Damon

00:40:10.260 up there

00:40:10.700 outside

00:40:11.040 of

00:40:11.200 Everett

00:40:11.660 and I'm

00:40:13.640 sorry for

00:40:14.000 calling you

00:40:14.380 Damon

00:40:14.720 but

00:40:14.960 sometimes

00:40:15.660 with

00:40:15.980 Damon

00:40:16.240 they say

00:40:16.640 dirty

00:40:16.960 Damon

00:40:17.380 you know

00:40:19.260 like

00:40:20.200 Claude

00:40:20.600 they say

00:40:20.940 clean

00:40:21.300 Claude

00:40:21.960 but they

00:40:23.400 don't say

00:40:23.680 clean

00:40:24.060 Damon

00:40:24.520 onward

00:40:25.040 brother

00:40:25.360 23

00:40:27.420 years

00:40:27.780 old

00:40:28.180 I just

00:40:29.580 had a

00:40:29.780 quick

00:40:29.940 question

00:40:30.440 so

00:40:30.900 why don't

00:40:31.560 you get

00:40:32.080 your opinion

00:40:32.660 on something

00:40:33.200 my girlfriend

00:40:34.220 and I

00:40:34.740 have been

00:40:35.480 trying to

00:40:36.600 spice things

00:40:37.400 up in the

00:40:37.780 bedroom

00:40:38.180 you know

00:40:38.980 oh yeah

00:40:39.640 brother

00:40:39.900 send pics

00:40:40.640 just joking

00:40:42.280 don't write an

00:40:43.640 article about

00:40:44.320 that some

00:40:44.860 creep

00:40:45.360 yeah brother

00:40:48.400 I feel you

00:40:49.100 man look

00:40:49.660 when I was

00:40:51.380 23

00:40:51.940 baby 0.98

00:40:52.320 doing sex 0.99

00:40:53.200 was really 0.95

00:40:53.780 god

00:40:54.780 I mean

00:40:57.280 I felt

00:40:57.720 like I was

00:40:58.240 just sunbathing

00:40:59.140 on the

00:40:59.460 Lord's

00:40:59.840 front porch

00:41:00.540 bro

00:41:00.820 I mean

00:41:03.340 I just

00:41:03.660 felt like

00:41:04.060 my whole

00:41:04.400 body 1.00

00:41:04.820 fucking 0.99

00:41:05.200 just 1.00

00:41:05.800 was made

00:41:07.160 out of 1.00

00:41:07.460 damn 0.99

00:41:07.760 just 1.00

00:41:08.240 penis 1.00

00:41:09.900 meat 0.98

00:41:10.320 man

00:41:10.560 I was

00:41:10.780 just so

00:41:11.180 you were

00:41:11.540 just so

00:41:11.900 excited

00:41:12.500 and fired 0.62

00:41:13.100 up

00:41:13.700 god

00:41:16.280 remember

00:41:16.640 that

00:41:17.040 I remember

00:41:19.240 somebody

00:41:19.580 would just

00:41:19.900 accidentally

00:41:20.280 bump into

00:41:20.900 me

00:41:21.120 and if

00:41:21.440 if she

00:41:22.420 was cute

00:41:22.840 I'd

00:41:23.080 damp

00:41:23.340 you know

00:41:24.340 I'd

00:41:25.680 dampen

00:41:26.040 that leg

00:41:26.580 baby

00:41:26.840 you feel

00:41:27.200 me

00:41:27.340 onward

00:41:27.680 baby

00:41:27.860 let's

00:41:28.060 hear more

00:41:28.420 brother

00:41:28.620 thank you

00:41:28.960 for calling

00:41:29.360 man

00:41:29.700 praise god

00:41:30.740 it's been

00:41:31.240 a while

00:41:31.720 we've been

00:41:32.300 going at it

00:41:32.820 for a while

00:41:33.340 and time

00:41:34.420 to try

00:41:34.680 some new

00:41:35.160 things

00:41:35.520 so she

00:41:36.120 suggested

00:41:36.760 that we

00:41:38.020 come up

00:41:38.840 with

00:41:39.200 different

00:41:39.760 characters

00:41:40.260 and act

00:41:40.740 like we're

00:41:41.040 cheating

00:41:41.300 on each 0.64

00:41:41.700 other

00:41:41.980 but the

00:41:44.080 problem

00:41:44.420 is

00:41:44.780 I'm not

00:41:45.920 very good

00:41:46.320 at this

00:41:46.740 I mean

00:41:47.180 I come up

00:41:48.280 with characters

00:41:48.800 and I

00:41:49.580 I either

00:41:50.200 break

00:41:50.580 character

00:41:51.080 or I

00:41:51.920 just

00:41:52.400 I don't

00:41:53.160 know

00:41:53.360 don't know

00:41:53.840 what to

00:41:54.100 say

00:41:54.380 and I

00:41:54.740 think

00:41:54.900 it's been

00:41:55.440 it's been

00:41:56.200 a while

00:41:56.420 since I've

00:41:56.860 been in

00:41:57.080 the games

00:41:57.640 you know

00:41:59.020 hurting

00:41:59.860 and trying

00:42:00.480 to pick

00:42:00.760 up girls

00:42:01.240 isn't really

00:42:01.900 strong

00:42:02.440 but

00:42:02.960 her

00:42:04.360 she's

00:42:04.960 really good

00:42:05.340 at it

00:42:05.680 I mean

00:42:06.180 she's

00:42:06.620 coming up

00:42:07.040 with characters

00:42:07.540 names

00:42:07.940 right off

00:42:08.620 the bat

00:42:09.100 playing them

00:42:10.300 really well

00:42:10.960 and

00:42:11.200 I don't

00:42:12.120 know

00:42:12.300 I just

00:42:12.700 want to be

00:42:12.980 able to

00:42:13.260 give her

00:42:13.720 what she's

00:42:14.100 given me

00:42:14.580 so if

00:42:15.180 you got

00:42:15.380 any

00:42:15.540 advice

00:42:15.860 for me

00:42:16.280 I would

00:42:17.740 love it

00:42:18.180 thanks for

00:42:19.840 all you

00:42:20.040 do man

00:42:20.400 love the

00:42:20.900 podcast

00:42:21.440 gang

00:42:21.860 gang

00:42:22.420 see you

00:42:22.900 later

00:42:23.060 bro

00:42:23.600 thank you

00:42:25.060 man

00:42:25.400 and thank

00:42:26.900 you for

00:42:27.080 the call

00:42:27.480 and for

00:42:27.760 asking me

00:42:28.520 I mean

00:42:30.800 that's

00:42:31.140 that's

00:42:31.940 first of all

00:42:32.340 that's

00:42:32.580 exciting

00:42:33.080 you're

00:42:34.360 involved

00:42:34.720 in an

00:42:35.020 exciting

00:42:35.440 world

00:42:35.880 where you

00:42:36.380 guys

00:42:36.600 are

00:42:36.820 you know

00:42:38.400 dressing

00:42:38.800 up

00:42:39.140 and doing

00:42:39.520 different

00:42:41.340 you know

00:42:42.140 positions

00:42:43.400 or something

00:42:44.200 or whatever

00:42:44.700 you know

00:42:45.160 costume

00:42:46.480 and all

00:42:46.960 of that

00:42:47.300 that's

00:42:48.300 that booty

00:42:48.760 Halloween

00:42:49.180 when they

00:42:49.660 say let's

00:42:50.080 get

00:42:50.320 you know

00:42:51.340 why don't

00:42:51.660 you do

00:42:51.920 this

00:42:52.180 or do

00:42:52.440 that

00:42:52.760 and it's

00:42:54.780 kind of

00:42:55.060 the one

00:42:55.440 time

00:42:55.720 I feel

00:42:56.020 like if

00:42:56.280 you want

00:42:56.580 to do

00:42:57.220 I wouldn't

00:43:02.180 say

00:43:02.560 if you

00:43:03.480 want to

00:43:03.780 kind of

00:43:04.080 go a

00:43:04.400 little

00:43:04.540 brown

00:43:04.940 face

00:43:05.220 you might

00:43:05.520 be able

00:43:05.780 to do

00:43:06.120 it in

00:43:06.360 that

00:43:06.540 instance

00:43:07.100 you know

00:43:09.740 if it's

00:43:10.180 just you

00:43:10.660 and your

00:43:10.960 girl 0.91

00:43:11.340 and you

00:43:11.760 want to

00:43:12.260 really

00:43:12.600 kind of

00:43:13.320 explore

00:43:14.900 some

00:43:15.520 sexual

00:43:16.640 you know

00:43:19.100 adventures

00:43:19.680 yours

00:43:20.100 you know

00:43:23.120 you do

00:43:23.500 something

00:43:23.940 I'm not

00:43:26.080 saying

00:43:26.500 you know

00:43:26.900 get racial

00:43:27.660 but I'm

00:43:27.960 saying you

00:43:28.440 know maybe

00:43:28.800 some

00:43:29.040 Nescafe

00:43:29.680 or something

00:43:30.200 on the

00:43:30.480 cheeks

00:43:30.740 a little

00:43:31.060 bit of

00:43:31.440 you know

00:43:34.100 I think

00:43:34.400 you could

00:43:34.680 go at

00:43:35.040 least a

00:43:35.380 mocha

00:43:35.740 and you

00:43:37.880 know

00:43:38.120 my name

00:43:39.600 is

00:43:39.760 no Dante

00:43:40.380 my name

00:43:40.960 is you

00:43:41.380 know

00:43:42.680 you know

00:43:45.600 Corinthian

00:43:46.280 or something

00:43:46.680 you know

00:43:46.900 you could

00:43:47.200 do like

00:43:47.800 you could

00:43:48.980 do a

00:43:49.320 role play

00:43:49.740 like that

00:43:50.300 so it

00:43:50.760 kind of

00:43:51.060 gives you

00:43:51.500 a chance

00:43:52.120 to

00:43:52.760 learn about

00:43:54.520 other cultures

00:43:55.060 you could

00:43:55.360 read up

00:43:55.880 on some

00:43:56.360 of

00:43:56.640 you know

00:43:58.400 a certain

00:43:59.100 culture's

00:43:59.600 history

00:44:00.020 a black

00:44:00.740 history 0.74

00:44:01.100 if you

00:44:01.360 wanted to

00:44:01.800 if you

00:44:02.020 want to 0.99

00:44:02.220 go black 1.00

00:44:02.780 and 0.99

00:44:03.060 you know

00:44:04.420 just

00:44:04.620 approach

00:44:05.040 your girl

00:44:05.520 maybe you

00:44:06.820 know

00:44:06.960 everything

00:44:07.260 we've

00:44:07.540 been

00:44:07.700 through

00:44:07.880 that

00:44:08.040 kind

00:44:08.220 of

00:44:08.320 stuff

00:44:08.660 and

00:44:10.080 at

00:44:10.260 least

00:44:10.440 have

00:44:10.660 like

00:44:10.880 a

00:44:11.240 you know

00:44:14.160 have

00:44:14.320 put on

00:44:14.700 some

00:44:14.920 poetic

00:44:17.540 justice

00:44:18.120 or something

00:44:18.520 in the

00:44:18.700 background

00:44:18.980 or like

00:44:19.360 save

00:44:22.940 the last

00:44:23.460 dance

00:44:23.960 or something

00:44:24.480 or

00:44:24.900 dances

00:44:26.780 with wolves

00:44:27.280 I'm trying

00:44:27.560 to think

00:44:27.700 of like

00:44:27.880 a good

00:44:28.200 kind

00:44:28.420 of

00:44:28.560 racially

00:44:29.220 movie

00:44:31.740 that

00:44:32.240 promotes

00:44:32.960 like

00:44:33.620 you know

00:44:36.320 racial

00:44:36.700 love

00:44:37.280 you know

00:44:37.680 so

00:44:39.580 that

00:44:41.560 could be

00:44:41.880 something

00:44:42.220 you could

00:44:44.900 do

00:44:45.560 Swedish

00:44:46.480 you know

00:44:47.020 Swedish

00:44:47.420 is kind

00:44:47.880 of easy

00:44:48.220 you get

00:44:48.480 a thing

00:44:48.760 of milk

00:44:49.280 a pail

00:44:50.380 of milk

00:44:50.780 and then

00:44:51.080 you run

00:44:51.420 over there

00:44:51.920 and y'all

00:44:52.200 kind of 1.00

00:44:52.560 fuck a 1.00

00:44:53.000 little 1.00

00:44:53.160 but I'm

00:44:53.560 trying to

00:44:53.920 think of

00:44:54.180 something

00:44:54.440 you could

00:44:54.760 do

00:44:54.940 that would

00:44:55.260 be more

00:44:55.680 historical

00:44:56.280 you could

00:44:57.640 maybe do

00:44:58.040 Native

00:44:58.320 American

00:44:58.880 you know

00:45:02.200 and she's

00:45:02.700 like a

00:45:03.000 white woman 1.00

00:45:03.620 and you

00:45:04.240 you know

00:45:06.220 sneak in

00:45:07.020 or something

00:45:07.460 sneak in

00:45:08.020 the window

00:45:08.460 you know

00:45:10.280 you

00:45:10.440 you know

00:45:10.880 you don't

00:45:12.100 attack

00:45:12.420 or you

00:45:12.820 you know

00:45:13.180 you tell

00:45:13.580 you leave

00:45:13.860 her a note

00:45:14.220 or something

00:45:14.560 says I'm

00:45:14.960 gonna attack 0.99

00:45:15.440 you

00:45:15.640 you know

00:45:16.540 playing ahead

00:45:17.100 but you

00:45:17.320 don't just

00:45:17.720 you don't

00:45:19.200 just

00:45:19.480 you know

00:45:20.880 not call

00:45:21.420 for a couple

00:45:21.820 days

00:45:22.100 and then

00:45:22.640 swing out

00:45:24.220 of the 1.00

00:45:24.380 damn 1.00

00:45:24.580 cabinet 1.00

00:45:25.000 you can't

00:45:25.520 be

00:45:25.880 like Indian 0.99

00:45:26.920 in the

00:45:27.200 cupboard

00:45:27.480 you gotta

00:45:27.860 be

00:45:28.320 you know

00:45:29.780 Indian

00:45:30.440 in the 0.99

00:45:30.780 closet

00:45:31.160 who left

00:45:31.580 a note

00:45:31.940 but

00:45:34.300 I would

00:45:36.580 go full

00:45:37.120 throttle

00:45:37.400 because if

00:45:37.980 anything

00:45:38.300 the one

00:45:38.980 thing it's

00:45:39.440 gonna do

00:45:40.100 this whole

00:45:41.860 thing is

00:45:42.260 just gonna

00:45:42.660 create

00:45:43.100 comfortability

00:45:44.120 so many

00:45:46.740 guys would

00:45:47.320 love for

00:45:47.860 their wife

00:45:48.580 or their

00:45:50.080 you know

00:45:50.780 fiance

00:45:51.340 their French

00:45:52.060 wife or

00:45:52.600 whatever

00:45:53.040 to do

00:45:54.820 a wig

00:45:55.520 you know

00:45:56.480 to do

00:45:57.320 a you

00:45:58.000 know

00:45:58.260 you know 0.99

00:46:00.920 that crotch 0.90

00:46:01.540 wig 0.88

00:46:01.840 that strap

00:46:02.480 on

00:46:02.680 probably

00:46:02.940 not that

00:46:03.460 but

00:46:03.700 they would

00:46:04.140 love for

00:46:04.600 their wife

00:46:05.080 to do

00:46:05.440 something

00:46:05.800 unique

00:46:06.360 but

00:46:07.220 they's

00:46:07.460 afraid

00:46:07.800 to say

00:46:08.280 it

00:46:08.520 they're

00:46:10.180 just

00:46:10.380 afraid

00:46:10.720 to say

00:46:11.180 hey

00:46:11.440 honey

00:46:11.740 put on

00:46:12.480 the green

00:46:13.000 wig

00:46:13.440 borrow

00:46:14.840 Wanda's 1.00

00:46:15.520 fucking 1.00

00:46:15.860 wig 1.00

00:46:16.260 so for

00:46:19.560 seven seconds

00:46:20.480 of my life

00:46:21.000 it could

00:46:21.240 feel

00:46:21.680 you know

00:46:23.280 I could

00:46:23.520 feel that

00:46:23.920 that vibe

00:46:24.680 like I'm

00:46:27.920 getting up in

00:46:28.480 that UFO

00:46:29.100 you feel me

00:46:29.840 praise God

00:46:31.000 man but

00:46:31.360 also you

00:46:32.320 could

00:46:32.540 what am I

00:46:35.200 thinking about

00:46:35.780 I'm

00:46:37.300 just saying

00:46:37.600 and once

00:46:38.020 you

00:46:38.140 if you're

00:46:38.640 starting to

00:46:38.960 create

00:46:39.180 communication

00:46:39.780 dude

00:46:40.040 that's

00:46:40.320 fire

00:46:40.640 because

00:46:41.480 then you

00:46:41.880 guys

00:46:42.060 are gonna

00:46:42.200 be able

00:46:42.340 to do

00:46:42.600 anything

00:46:43.100 so many

00:46:45.600 of us

00:46:45.860 we're just

00:46:46.160 afraid to

00:46:46.780 talk and

00:46:47.300 say this

00:46:48.060 or say

00:46:48.560 that

00:46:49.120 we're afraid

00:46:50.460 of the

00:46:50.740 judgment

00:46:51.140 or what

00:46:51.480 they're gonna

00:46:51.780 think

00:46:52.260 or they're

00:46:52.500 gonna tell

00:46:52.900 people

00:46:53.480 but man

00:46:56.120 to live

00:46:56.600 outside of

00:46:57.100 that fear

00:46:57.740 and to

00:47:00.100 dress up

00:47:00.620 like the 1.00

00:47:00.960 damn 1.00

00:47:01.460 you know 1.00

00:47:04.660 like

00:47:04.880 saving

00:47:05.240 private

00:47:05.720 Ryan

00:47:06.200 or whatever

00:47:06.740 or to

00:47:09.240 you know

00:47:09.480 dress up

00:47:10.080 like 1.00

00:47:10.320 damn 1.00

00:47:10.760 Jean-Claude 1.00

00:47:13.800 Van Damme

00:47:14.520 you and

00:47:14.840 your girl

00:47:15.240 dress up

00:47:15.740 like

00:47:15.900 karate

00:47:16.340 men

00:47:16.700 or

00:47:16.840 something

00:47:17.140 you know

00:47:17.640 and just 0.91

00:47:18.640 kick 0.93

00:47:18.980 each other 1.00

00:47:19.400 till you 1.00

00:47:19.700 ejaculate 1.00

00:47:20.480 you know

00:47:20.860 there's

00:47:21.100 just

00:47:21.360 you gotta

00:47:22.700 think

00:47:24.440 big picture

00:47:25.060 fam

00:47:25.380 so

00:47:26.280 but thank

00:47:27.420 you for

00:47:27.580 that call

00:47:28.040 man

00:47:28.420 I really

00:47:29.520 appreciate

00:47:30.000 it

00:47:30.280 man

00:47:30.540 let's

00:47:32.860 see what

00:47:33.120 else we

00:47:33.440 got

00:47:33.660 here

00:47:34.240 hey

00:47:36.160 what's

00:47:36.480 up

00:47:36.640 Theo

00:47:36.920 you

00:47:37.160 got

00:47:37.320 Seth

00:47:37.760 out of

00:47:38.200 central

00:47:39.800 Pennsylvania

00:47:40.300 here

00:47:40.860 Seth

00:47:41.920 out of

00:47:43.100 central

00:47:43.640 PA

00:47:44.080 baby

00:47:44.580 and

00:47:46.320 that's

00:47:46.600 Amish

00:47:46.960 country

00:47:47.340 man

00:47:47.700 that's

00:47:48.900 a good

00:47:49.220 place

00:47:49.500 to get

00:47:49.820 that

00:47:50.140 you know

00:47:51.700 a strong

00:47:52.200 batch

00:47:52.480 of milk

00:47:52.900 and a

00:47:53.220 little

00:47:53.380 bit

00:47:53.620 of

00:47:53.800 peeping

00:47:58.480 timing

00:47:58.860 let's

00:48:00.320 hear

00:48:00.440 more

00:48:00.780 just

00:48:01.700 finished

00:48:01.940 up

00:48:02.160 watching

00:48:02.580 this

00:48:04.020 past

00:48:04.280 weekend

00:48:04.580 number

00:48:04.820 322

00:48:05.720 I

00:48:07.020 noticed

00:48:07.400 you know

00:48:07.780 a good

00:48:08.300 part of

00:48:08.640 that

00:48:08.780 you were

00:48:09.020 going

00:48:09.240 in

00:48:09.400 about

00:48:09.700 you know

00:48:11.200 how you're

00:48:11.480 having a

00:48:11.760 hard time

00:48:12.360 like really

00:48:13.120 getting

00:48:13.440 intimate with

00:48:14.080 other people

00:48:14.560 and loving

00:48:14.940 other people

00:48:15.640 you know

00:48:16.660 on that

00:48:17.080 on that

00:48:18.240 deeper level

00:48:18.860 man

00:48:19.180 and I

00:48:19.440 find

00:48:19.780 I

00:48:20.060 oh

00:48:20.920 yeah

00:48:21.180 I mean

00:48:23.420 when it

00:48:23.700 comes to

00:48:24.100 connection

00:48:24.520 for me

00:48:25.060 it's

00:48:25.800 man

00:48:26.300 it's

00:48:26.520 often

00:48:26.800 it's

00:48:27.000 in the

00:48:27.280 shallow

00:48:27.640 end of

00:48:27.920 the pool

00:48:28.280 it feels

00:48:28.680 like

00:48:29.000 especially

00:48:30.580 when it

00:48:30.840 comes in

00:48:31.180 intimacy

00:48:31.600 I'll be

00:48:32.980 in three

00:48:33.320 feet at

00:48:33.680 the

00:48:33.800 Hampton

00:48:34.140 Inn

00:48:34.400 dog

00:48:34.700 you know

00:48:35.140 praise

00:48:36.140 god

00:48:36.460 maybe

00:48:36.640 let's

00:48:36.840 hear

00:48:36.940 more

00:48:37.160 daddy

00:48:37.400 face

00:48:37.780 first

00:48:38.160 baby

00:48:38.860 I struggle

00:48:40.820 with that

00:48:41.320 a lot

00:48:42.020 as well

00:48:42.400 and I

00:48:42.640 feel like

00:48:42.960 a lot

00:48:43.260 of that

00:48:43.520 comes down

00:48:44.000 to

00:48:44.380 you know

00:48:45.680 like it's

00:48:46.200 hard for me

00:48:46.640 to trust

00:48:46.940 myself

00:48:47.280 sometimes

00:48:47.740 man

00:48:47.980 and I

00:48:48.200 have

00:48:48.480 you know

00:48:50.600 I make

00:48:51.040 a lot

00:48:51.600 of progress

00:48:52.020 in my life

00:48:52.500 you know

00:48:52.720 I'm doing

00:48:53.020 well

00:48:53.420 you know

00:48:53.920 I provide

00:48:54.620 for myself

00:48:55.140 I'm doing

00:48:55.560 things that

00:48:55.980 make me

00:48:56.320 happy

00:48:56.620 but

00:48:56.980 you know

00:48:57.620 at the

00:48:57.880 end of

00:48:58.060 the day

00:48:58.340 I just

00:48:58.660 find it

00:48:58.960 very difficult

00:48:59.580 for me

00:49:00.860 to trust

00:49:01.980 myself

00:49:02.400 in a lot

00:49:02.820 of things

00:49:03.180 and I

00:49:03.440 feel like

00:49:03.760 you

00:49:04.020 I feel

00:49:04.780 like you

00:49:05.140 I feel

00:49:06.240 like you

00:49:06.460 can relate

00:49:06.820 to that

00:49:07.160 to some

00:49:07.600 extent

00:49:07.900 so I

00:49:08.300 guess

00:49:08.480 the

00:49:08.780 question

00:49:09.540 I have

00:49:09.840 for you

00:49:10.180 is

00:49:10.540 you know

00:49:11.600 what

00:49:11.860 what do

00:49:12.420 you do

00:49:12.840 in your

00:49:13.380 own life

00:49:13.820 or rather

00:49:14.180 what could

00:49:14.640 you do

00:49:15.060 in your

00:49:15.780 own life

00:49:16.200 to you

00:49:17.140 know

00:49:17.240 build a

00:49:17.580 better

00:49:17.720 relationship

00:49:18.260 with yourself

00:49:18.920 so you

00:49:19.380 can you

00:49:20.180 know

00:49:20.260 trust

00:49:20.560 yourself

00:49:20.920 in

00:49:21.220 whatever

00:49:21.960 situation

00:49:22.560 no matter

00:49:22.900 how bad

00:49:23.320 it gets

00:49:23.760 I got you

00:49:25.600 brother

00:49:25.880 much love

00:49:27.060 gang

00:49:27.320 gang

00:49:27.660 gang

00:49:28.700 player

00:49:29.060 gang

00:49:30.440 man

00:49:30.680 thank you

00:49:31.000 for

00:49:31.240 for taking

00:49:33.220 the time

00:49:33.560 to call

00:49:33.920 man

00:49:34.220 yeah

00:49:36.140 trusting

00:49:36.720 yourself

00:49:37.460 man

00:49:37.960 as you're

00:49:38.780 talking

00:49:39.160 I'm

00:49:39.460 thinking

00:49:39.820 one

00:49:43.480 one

00:49:47.000 thing I

00:49:47.560 do

00:49:48.060 sometimes

00:49:49.360 that

00:49:49.820 doesn't

00:49:50.520 help me

00:49:51.780 I set

00:49:53.300 a lot

00:49:53.620 of

00:49:53.760 boundary

00:49:54.180 you know

00:49:57.880 I set

00:49:58.260 a lot

00:49:58.560 of

00:49:58.720 boundary

00:49:59.100 man

00:49:59.440 like

00:49:59.620 I mean

00:50:02.180 just like

00:50:02.500 a fence

00:50:02.960 worker

00:50:03.240 I set

00:50:03.700 I set

00:50:04.560 a lot

00:50:04.840 of

00:50:04.980 strange

00:50:05.400 rules

00:50:06.220 like

00:50:08.480 I'll

00:50:08.660 go for

00:50:08.980 a run

00:50:09.500 and at

00:50:11.300 the end

00:50:11.580 I'm like

00:50:11.860 all right

00:50:12.140 man

00:50:12.440 running

00:50:13.220 every day

00:50:13.720 now

00:50:13.980 next 30

00:50:14.540 days

00:50:14.900 we're

00:50:15.120 gonna

00:50:15.240 do

00:50:15.580 it

00:50:16.160 we're

00:50:17.040 gonna

00:50:17.200 do

00:50:17.700 it

00:50:18.160 I'll

00:50:19.100 reach

00:50:19.320 into

00:50:19.460 a tree

00:50:19.820 and just

00:50:20.120 grab a

00:50:20.560 raccoon

00:50:20.920 out of

00:50:21.220 it

00:50:21.280 and just

00:50:21.540 choke 0.99

00:50:21.820 it

00:50:21.960 out

00:50:22.300 did

00:50:23.120 you hear

00:50:23.520 me

00:50:23.900 huh

00:50:24.600 stripes

00:50:25.160 so then

00:50:29.460 now I

00:50:29.780 got this

00:50:30.180 rule in

00:50:30.640 my

00:50:30.760 I gotta

00:50:31.020 run

00:50:31.540 for the

00:50:31.880 next 30

00:50:32.400 days

00:50:32.820 then I

00:50:36.140 forget that

00:50:36.760 I have

00:50:37.020 that plan

00:50:37.520 the next

00:50:39.340 day comes

00:50:39.740 I don't

00:50:40.100 run

00:50:40.380 but my

00:50:41.420 brain

00:50:41.680 will remind

00:50:42.440 me

00:50:43.020 man

00:50:45.040 you

00:50:45.260 didn't

00:50:45.540 run

00:50:46.080 hey

00:50:47.940 hey

00:50:48.280 hey

00:50:48.660 it

00:50:50.780 waits

00:50:51.080 till I

00:50:51.340 literally

00:50:51.700 laid out

00:50:52.260 hey

00:50:52.860 you

00:50:53.000 didn't

00:50:53.280 run

00:50:53.720 did

00:50:54.040 you

00:50:54.220 or all

00:50:56.160 did

00:50:56.340 hey

00:50:56.760 when

00:50:56.960 you

00:50:57.060 gonna

00:50:57.180 run

00:50:57.700 when

00:50:58.960 you

00:50:59.060 gonna

00:50:59.180 run

00:50:59.580 huh

00:50:59.920 day

00:51:01.240 two

00:51:01.620 day

00:51:01.920 two

00:51:02.440 so

00:51:04.860 I'll

00:51:05.080 let

00:51:05.260 myself

00:51:05.560 down

00:51:05.760 but

00:51:05.880 it's

00:51:05.980 just

00:51:06.080 cause

00:51:06.200 I

00:51:06.300 make

00:51:06.500 all

00:51:06.640 these

00:51:06.820 rules

00:51:07.020 it

00:51:07.140 would

00:51:07.200 be

00:51:07.300 everything

00:51:07.720 I'll 0.84

00:51:08.780 bite

00:51:08.980 a new

00:51:09.160 tomato

00:51:09.580 it's

00:51:09.820 like

00:51:09.940 oh

00:51:10.140 salad

00:51:10.600 only

00:51:11.000 30

00:51:11.420 days

00:51:12.160 salad

00:51:13.340 only

00:51:14.100 Jesus

00:51:15.500 the next

00:51:19.020 morning I

00:51:19.440 wake up

00:51:19.840 and have

00:51:20.100 a waffle

00:51:20.640 you know

00:51:21.460 and there's

00:51:23.440 two in a

00:51:23.920 little pack

00:51:24.420 but I

00:51:24.620 only have

00:51:24.980 one

00:51:25.280 but

00:51:25.480 still

00:51:25.980 my brain

00:51:28.360 is like

00:51:28.580 oh man

00:51:29.080 so much

00:51:29.680 for salad

00:51:30.060 only

00:51:30.400 guess I'll

00:51:32.600 just be

00:51:32.920 a glutton

00:51:33.460 and just

00:51:33.800 probably 1.00

00:51:34.120 die 0.75

00:51:34.480 early

00:51:34.800 so anyway

00:51:36.040 I start

00:51:36.320 to not

00:51:36.600 trust

00:51:36.900 myself

00:51:37.180 because

00:51:37.420 I

00:51:37.600 make

00:51:37.800 I

00:51:37.960 constantly

00:51:38.440 make

00:51:38.780 these

00:51:39.000 different

00:51:39.340 rules

00:51:40.140 for

00:51:40.360 myself

00:51:40.840 that

00:51:42.480 are

00:51:42.620 impossible

00:51:43.620 to live

00:51:45.860 up to

00:51:46.140 the number

00:51:46.920 I make

00:51:47.500 of them

00:51:47.980 are

00:51:48.500 impossible

00:51:48.920 there's

00:51:49.200 no

00:51:49.760 that's

00:51:51.720 called

00:51:51.920 unrealism

00:51:52.700 so when

00:51:55.560 I do

00:51:55.860 that

00:51:56.140 then I

00:51:56.520 start

00:51:56.700 to not

00:51:57.060 trust

00:51:57.460 myself

00:51:57.860 because

00:51:58.300 I've

00:51:58.780 made

00:51:59.020 so many

00:51:59.480 little

00:51:59.720 rules

00:52:00.040 that I've

00:52:00.360 broken

00:52:00.740 but I

00:52:03.200 never

00:52:04.020 stop

00:52:04.320 making

00:52:04.540 the

00:52:04.720 rules

00:52:04.900 so

00:52:05.060 there's

00:52:05.240 no

00:52:05.480 way

00:52:05.740 I

00:52:05.860 could

00:52:06.000 do

00:52:06.200 it

00:52:06.660 let me

00:52:09.960 hear a little

00:52:10.320 bit more

00:52:10.680 again about

00:52:11.300 what you

00:52:11.640 asked

00:52:11.980 so I can

00:52:12.260 be clear

00:52:12.800 on that

00:52:13.440 deeper

00:52:13.720 level

00:52:14.060 man

00:52:14.360 and I

00:52:14.640 find

00:52:14.960 I

00:52:15.280 struggle

00:52:16.280 with that

00:52:17.320 a lot

00:52:18.020 as well

00:52:18.400 and I

00:52:18.620 feel like

00:52:18.940 a lot

00:52:19.240 of that

00:52:19.500 comes

00:52:19.740 down

00:52:19.980 to

00:52:20.380 you know

00:52:21.680 like

00:52:21.860 it's

00:52:22.200 hard

00:52:22.380 for me

00:52:22.640 to trust

00:52:22.940 myself

00:52:23.280 sometimes

00:52:23.740 man

00:52:23.960 and I

00:52:24.200 have

00:52:24.460 you know

00:52:26.600 I make

00:52:27.040 a lot

00:52:27.600 of progress

00:52:28.020 in my

00:52:28.280 life

00:52:28.500 you know

00:52:28.720 I'm doing

00:52:29.000 well

00:52:29.420 you know

00:52:29.920 I provide

00:52:30.600 for myself

00:52:31.140 I'm doing

00:52:31.560 things that

00:52:31.980 make me

00:52:32.300 happy

00:52:32.640 but

00:52:32.880 so another

00:52:34.780 place where I

00:52:35.360 still have

00:52:35.620 some issues

00:52:36.020 about trusting

00:52:36.620 myself is

00:52:37.380 you know

00:52:40.100 when

00:52:40.380 like I will

00:52:41.340 find this

00:52:41.920 I'll call

00:52:42.380 like a lot

00:52:42.820 of my

00:52:43.060 friends in

00:52:43.440 recovery

00:52:43.860 and

00:52:44.240 who

00:52:45.720 one thing

00:52:46.880 that's

00:52:47.100 interesting

00:52:47.360 about people

00:52:47.880 in recovery

00:52:48.500 or who

00:52:50.500 have ever

00:52:50.800 been in

00:52:51.220 recovery

00:52:51.680 or spent

00:52:52.860 time in

00:52:53.460 once

00:52:55.900 you

00:52:56.060 once

00:52:57.620 somebody

00:52:57.920 you

00:52:58.140 connect

00:52:58.620 with that

00:52:59.000 person

00:52:59.320 you connect

00:52:59.900 with them

00:53:00.220 on a

00:53:00.500 level

00:53:00.840 it's a

00:53:02.020 real

00:53:02.280 level

00:53:02.720 it's

00:53:03.760 different

00:53:04.160 than the

00:53:04.540 other

00:53:04.860 video game

00:53:05.720 levels

00:53:06.060 you're on

00:53:06.440 with

00:53:06.620 regular

00:53:07.400 humans

00:53:08.020 this

00:53:09.800 you straight

00:53:10.340 to

00:53:10.520 Bowser

00:53:10.940 you know

00:53:14.780 so it's

00:53:16.520 there's just

00:53:18.400 a real

00:53:18.820 connection

00:53:19.420 so I'll

00:53:22.380 call a lot

00:53:22.980 of my

00:53:23.200 friends

00:53:23.420 recovery

00:53:23.800 and I

00:53:24.100 will

00:53:24.220 just say

00:53:24.560 hey man

00:53:24.900 am I

00:53:25.320 am I

00:53:25.760 okay

00:53:26.120 is

00:53:27.500 everything

00:53:27.800 okay

00:53:28.260 you know

00:53:30.180 just tell me

00:53:30.700 everything's

00:53:31.100 okay

00:53:31.400 please

00:53:31.860 I'll do

00:53:33.720 that man

00:53:34.160 I'll do

00:53:34.460 it three

00:53:34.740 times a

00:53:35.160 week

00:53:35.420 hey man

00:53:36.960 I'm okay

00:53:37.360 right

00:53:37.720 I mean

00:53:38.880 out of the

00:53:39.200 blue

00:53:39.480 hey Alan

00:53:41.120 what's up

00:53:41.540 man

00:53:41.820 hey Dickie

00:53:42.420 how are

00:53:42.720 you dog

00:53:43.220 yeah

00:53:43.660 dude

00:53:45.060 I just

00:53:45.720 I'm okay

00:53:47.400 aren't I

00:53:47.860 so I

00:53:51.060 it's

00:53:51.260 I never

00:53:52.200 I just

00:53:52.680 didn't

00:53:53.000 have

00:53:53.340 and I'm

00:53:53.580 not

00:53:53.760 complaining

00:53:54.480 I'm

00:53:54.840 not like

00:53:55.440 upset

00:53:57.320 you know

00:53:57.700 I'm

00:53:57.980 sometimes I

00:53:59.440 get a little

00:53:59.760 perturbed

00:54:00.380 but when I

00:54:01.580 was young

00:54:02.120 or whatever

00:54:02.640 happened

00:54:03.100 I don't

00:54:03.360 know

00:54:03.600 I just

00:54:04.200 there was

00:54:04.820 never a

00:54:05.380 voice saying

00:54:05.940 everything's

00:54:06.540 okay

00:54:06.900 everything's

00:54:07.660 gonna be

00:54:08.060 okay

00:54:08.520 you're

00:54:09.160 okay

00:54:09.580 you're

00:54:11.580 fine

00:54:12.080 we're

00:54:12.960 fine

00:54:13.220 everything's

00:54:13.760 gonna be

00:54:14.180 fine

00:54:14.680 there was

00:54:15.680 a lot

00:54:15.960 of other

00:54:16.280 commotion

00:54:16.820 where things

00:54:17.300 I didn't

00:54:17.720 know if

00:54:18.040 they were

00:54:18.240 gonna be

00:54:18.540 fine

00:54:18.860 so then

00:54:20.440 still to

00:54:20.920 this day

00:54:21.400 that's like

00:54:21.980 there's

00:54:22.640 always still

00:54:23.300 this invisible

00:54:24.080 commotion

00:54:24.740 going around

00:54:25.480 all the

00:54:25.760 time

00:54:26.140 you know

00:54:29.280 so it's

00:54:31.860 hard for me

00:54:32.340 to then

00:54:32.640 trust myself

00:54:33.340 a lot of

00:54:33.660 times because

00:54:34.100 I don't

00:54:34.500 even know

00:54:34.940 that everything's

00:54:35.520 okay

00:54:35.940 so if I

00:54:37.480 go for two

00:54:38.000 or three

00:54:38.300 days without

00:54:38.960 hearing man

00:54:39.660 it's okay

00:54:40.280 it's like 0.99

00:54:41.220 damn 0.98

00:54:41.600 I start to 0.99

00:54:45.100 just not

00:54:45.520 trust myself

00:54:46.080 because like

00:54:46.360 well how

00:54:46.660 could I

00:54:47.500 can't make

00:54:47.860 any more

00:54:48.140 decisions right

00:54:48.780 now I don't

00:54:49.120 even know if

00:54:49.460 everything's

00:54:49.780 okay

00:54:50.160 so I don't

00:54:51.520 know if that

00:54:51.760 makes any

00:54:52.120 sense bro

00:54:52.640 but

00:54:53.060 it's also

00:54:56.100 hard to

00:54:56.340 trust yourself

00:54:56.880 when you

00:54:57.340 don't even

00:54:57.620 you feel like

00:54:58.000 you don't

00:54:58.200 know yourself

00:54:59.000 you know

00:55:03.600 a lot of

00:55:04.020 those spaces

00:55:04.520 make it so

00:55:05.260 hard to make

00:55:05.800 decisions

00:55:05.940 decisions

00:55:06.380 from

00:55:06.800 like man

00:55:09.000 if I do

00:55:09.380 this am I

00:55:09.740 gonna be

00:55:10.040 okay

00:55:10.500 while other

00:55:12.780 people are

00:55:13.120 just doing

00:55:13.540 this doing

00:55:14.200 that

00:55:14.720 doing coke

00:55:16.540 juggling

00:55:17.120 not no

00:55:18.620 concerns

00:55:19.380 just totally 0.99

00:55:21.540 fucking 0.99

00:55:22.000 ripping 1.00

00:55:22.640 full sin

00:55:23.980 confidence

00:55:24.820 but one of

00:55:30.240 the byproducts

00:55:31.000 is that of

00:55:31.540 that is that

00:55:31.980 you think

00:55:32.400 sometimes thinking

00:55:33.540 a lot is

00:55:33.900 helpful it's

00:55:34.420 nice

00:55:34.800 your brain

00:55:37.360 can be

00:55:37.700 really

00:55:38.040 kind of

00:55:38.440 thoughtful

00:55:38.820 at times

00:55:39.400 because you

00:55:39.880 think a

00:55:40.420 lot

00:55:40.740 so

00:55:43.300 and it

00:55:46.060 gets better

00:55:46.540 as you get

00:55:46.960 a little bit

00:55:47.220 older daddy

00:55:47.840 I promise

00:55:49.500 you that

00:55:49.980 but the 1.00

00:55:50.940 shit can be 1.00

00:55:51.400 intense I 1.00

00:55:51.880 think the

00:55:52.200 one cure

00:55:52.700 for it is

00:55:53.160 something I

00:55:53.480 haven't enacted

00:55:54.160 very well in

00:55:55.260 my life and I

00:55:55.820 do believe that

00:55:56.240 it's meditation

00:55:56.900 but also

00:55:59.200 what do I

00:55:59.660 know bro

00:56:00.080 you know

00:56:00.860 what I'm

00:56:01.080 saying I'm

00:56:01.440 just a

00:56:01.740 semi-white

00:56:02.420 fam

00:56:02.760 praise God

00:56:03.680 dog

00:56:04.060 and RIP 0.99

00:56:05.820 Billy Conforto

00:56:06.760 man

00:56:07.140 you know I

00:56:09.120 got a couple

00:56:09.540 of messages

00:56:10.020 about him

00:56:10.520 the other

00:56:10.800 day and

00:56:11.280 we're gonna

00:56:12.800 try to get

00:56:13.180 that bench

00:56:13.800 put up over

00:56:14.400 there

00:56:14.660 near Laplace

00:56:17.180 Louisiana

00:56:17.820 in his

00:56:19.940 hometown

00:56:20.280 where he

00:56:20.660 hit that

00:56:20.960 final

00:56:21.340 embank

00:56:21.880 and called

00:56:24.340 it quits

00:56:24.720 and got

00:56:24.980 drafted in the

00:56:25.600 first round

00:56:26.060 by God

00:56:26.700 you see in

00:56:32.340 the notes

00:56:32.760 anything else

00:56:33.500 I wanted to

00:56:34.000 make sure

00:56:34.640 I got to

00:56:35.460 oh if you

00:56:39.240 know a

00:56:39.580 single mom

00:56:40.220 that could 0.68

00:56:43.740 use some

00:56:44.200 support

00:56:44.860 try not to

00:56:46.380 tell her so

00:56:46.800 we can make

00:56:47.180 it a surprise

00:56:48.040 you know

00:56:50.700 I was raised

00:56:52.540 by a single

00:56:52.940 mother I

00:56:53.300 know that

00:56:53.580 it's tough

00:56:54.140 I know that

00:56:54.720 money doesn't

00:56:55.280 solve any

00:56:55.760 problems

00:56:56.320 but I

00:56:59.580 just think

00:57:00.180 sometimes

00:57:01.340 money is

00:57:03.520 just energy

00:57:04.200 it's just

00:57:06.040 saying here's

00:57:07.100 some energy

00:57:08.600 that came my

00:57:09.160 way let's 0.91

00:57:09.620 put it your

00:57:10.120 way

00:57:10.440 so

00:57:12.060 just when I

00:57:13.820 think about a

00:57:14.300 mom having

00:57:14.880 just a little

00:57:15.460 extra spending

00:57:16.120 money to do

00:57:16.720 something nice

00:57:17.280 for her

00:57:17.600 kiddos

00:57:18.020 I imagine

00:57:19.920 that makes

00:57:20.360 moms feel

00:57:20.980 real good

00:57:21.660 you know

00:57:25.980 there's

00:57:26.240 something

00:57:26.500 I've never

00:57:27.260 seen this

00:57:28.020 because I

00:57:28.440 don't have

00:57:28.740 any

00:57:28.980 children's

00:57:29.640 but

00:57:29.940 you see

00:57:31.520 a parent

00:57:32.060 and they

00:57:33.440 just

00:57:33.920 see

00:57:34.460 and when

00:57:34.780 their kid

00:57:35.140 is having

00:57:35.440 fun

00:57:35.840 you see

00:57:36.240 they just

00:57:36.700 it's almost

00:57:39.660 like they're

00:57:40.280 they're the

00:57:40.920 remote control

00:57:41.760 and they put

00:57:43.640 in the right

00:57:44.160 codes or

00:57:44.860 whatever

00:57:45.160 and now

00:57:47.880 they're just

00:57:48.300 watching it

00:57:48.860 play out

00:57:49.380 well or

00:57:49.900 something

00:57:50.220 so yeah

00:57:52.820 that's really

00:57:53.360 some of the

00:57:53.900 goal

00:57:54.180 it's not to

00:57:55.100 really think

00:57:57.540 we're neat

00:57:57.960 or anything

00:57:58.340 it's just to

00:57:59.060 try and do

00:57:59.680 some little

00:58:00.200 you know

00:58:02.940 what can we do

00:58:03.720 so them little

00:58:04.240 boys have a

00:58:04.960 extra fun day

00:58:06.700 and they don't

00:58:06.960 have to know

00:58:07.320 it has anything

00:58:07.780 to do with

00:58:08.220 that they

00:58:08.420 don't know

00:58:08.740 us

00:58:09.040 them boys

00:58:09.660 ain't podcasting 0.99

00:58:10.740 they fucking 0.98

00:58:11.600 looking for 1.00

00:58:12.100 the devil

00:58:12.540 so

00:58:14.000 but if you

00:58:15.020 know one

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00:58:34.340 nun even 0.90

00:58:34.860 i went to

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00:58:36.120 over there

00:58:36.500 off of

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00:58:37.620 a pest

00:58:39.120 control

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00:58:59.600 a part of our

00:59:00.060 lives man

00:59:00.660 what else

00:59:03.100 oh a

00:59:03.760 Seattle woman 0.64

00:59:04.600 finds a

00:59:05.440 kilo of

00:59:06.120 cocaine

00:59:06.720 in crochet

00:59:07.820 kit

00:59:08.360 she bought

00:59:09.160 at thrift

00:59:10.020 shop

00:59:10.460 so

00:59:12.040 Seattle woman 0.64

00:59:12.700 finds one

00:59:13.360 kilo of

00:59:13.860 cocaine

00:59:14.340 in a

00:59:15.320 croquet

00:59:15.920 croquet

00:59:17.880 cro

00:59:20.220 che

00:59:21.920 crochet

00:59:22.720 kit

00:59:23.160 at thrift

00:59:24.160 shop

00:59:24.580 that

00:59:26.540 kilo 1.00

00:59:27.040 damn 1.00

00:59:27.840 dog 1.00

00:59:29.840 at a

00:59:31.240 crochet

00:59:31.640 shop

00:59:32.280 boy

00:59:32.700 call me

00:59:34.040 kilo

00:59:34.440 and stitch

00:59:35.280 fam

00:59:35.740 knit me up

00:59:36.860 that gator

00:59:37.460 tail baby

00:59:37.980 we making

00:59:38.460 booty movies

00:59:39.380 son

00:59:39.800 come on

00:59:41.440 that albino

00:59:42.680 giraffe neck

00:59:43.780 daddy

00:59:44.140 you feel me

00:59:45.100 that dust

00:59:46.780 back lizard

00:59:47.640 fam

00:59:48.140 that chunchie 1.00

00:59:49.300 that colombian

00:59:50.240 bam bam

00:59:51.220 felize 0.88

00:59:52.100 navi 1.00

00:59:52.540 damn 0.99

00:59:53.920 call me 1.00

00:59:56.140 the power

00:59:56.660 company

00:59:57.160 cause I'm

00:59:57.880 lit

00:59:59.760 if you

01:00:01.280 find a

01:00:01.700 kilo of

01:00:02.280 cocaine

01:00:02.740 with some

01:00:03.320 knitting

01:00:03.680 stuff 0.95

01:00:04.300 freaking

01:00:05.580 sew me

01:00:06.680 up a

01:00:07.180 gram

01:00:07.720 mama

01:00:08.220 okay

01:00:09.260 knit

01:00:09.940 me

01:00:10.220 that

01:00:10.580 hit

01:00:11.040 crochet

01:00:12.240 me

01:00:12.840 that

01:00:13.160 yay

01:00:13.620 boy

01:00:14.020 I'm

01:00:14.500 talking

01:00:14.660 about

01:00:14.840 knit

01:00:15.160 that

01:00:15.440 hit

01:00:15.700 crochet

01:00:16.340 that

01:00:16.740 yay

01:00:17.080 you feel

01:00:17.600 me

01:00:17.880 sew me

01:00:19.200 up a

01:00:19.580 pile

01:00:19.860 of

01:00:20.080 toot

01:00:20.420 boo

01:00:20.680 boo

01:00:20.980 all right

01:00:22.620 I'm

01:00:22.760 talking

01:00:22.920 about

01:00:23.100 that

01:00:23.260 Scottish

01:00:23.760 airlines

01:00:24.280 at

01:00:24.520 Hollywood

01:00:24.940 breakfast

01:00:25.860 baby 1.00

01:00:26.260 damn 1.00

01:00:28.900 I need 0.99

01:00:31.020 to go to

01:00:31.520 Goodwill

01:00:32.200 boy

01:00:32.620 who's your

01:00:33.180 dealer

01:00:33.640 uh

01:00:34.160 Goodwill 0.99

01:00:34.880 damn 1.00

01:00:37.380 the 1.00

01:00:38.260 woman 0.99

01:00:38.520 purchased

01:00:38.920 the

01:00:39.140 kit

01:00:39.340 to

01:00:39.540 crochet

01:00:39.960 animal

01:00:40.740 hats

01:00:41.420 animal

01:00:42.820 hats 1.00

01:00:43.440 bitch 1.00

01:00:44.000 dude 1.00

01:00:45.040 I'll be 1.00

01:00:45.420 fucking 0.99

01:00:45.760 doing that 1.00

01:00:46.400 rhino

01:00:47.080 you

01:00:47.360 dog

01:00:47.740 that 1.00

01:00:48.660 fucking 1.00

01:00:49.040 white 1.00

01:00:49.500 nose

01:00:50.020 baby

01:00:50.380 you

01:00:50.600 feel

01:00:51.000 me

01:00:51.240 let's

01:00:51.680 go

01:00:52.320 but

01:00:55.460 when the

01:00:55.860 crochet

01:00:56.280 hobbyist

01:00:56.860 opened

01:00:57.160 the

01:00:57.360 kit

01:00:57.520 she

01:00:57.680 found

01:00:57.880 a

01:00:58.000 suspicious

01:00:58.380 package

01:00:58.920 that

01:00:59.320 was

01:00:59.460 encased

01:00:59.880 in

01:01:00.060 yellow

01:01:00.420 rubber

01:01:00.800 with

01:01:01.140 100%

01:01:03.040 written

01:01:03.460 on

01:01:03.800 it

01:01:04.020 the

01:01:04.980 item

01:01:05.260 also

01:01:05.640 gave

01:01:05.900 off

01:01:06.100 an

01:01:06.260 odd

01:01:06.660 odor

01:01:07.100 odd

01:01:08.600 odor

01:01:08.940 baby

01:01:09.220 that

01:01:09.460 ain't

01:01:09.620 an

01:01:09.780 odd

01:01:10.120 odor

01:01:10.500 that's

01:01:11.240 that

01:01:11.440 god

01:01:11.960 odder

01:01:12.360 baby

01:01:12.740 and

01:01:13.140 that

01:01:13.300 thing's

01:01:13.620 trying

01:01:13.840 to

01:01:14.020 swim

01:01:14.760 up

01:01:15.000 your 0.97

01:01:15.160 snout 0.93

01:01:15.780 boo

01:01:16.080 boo

01:01:16.300 come

01:01:16.620 on

01:01:17.220 police

01:01:19.000 did

01:01:19.240 not

01:01:19.500 say

01:01:19.700 how

01:01:19.840 the

01:01:20.000 crochet

01:01:20.400 kit

01:01:20.860 and

01:01:21.100 narcotics

01:01:21.800 ended

01:01:22.460 up

01:01:22.680 at

01:01:22.800 the

01:01:22.940 thrift

01:01:23.200 shop

01:01:23.600 well

01:01:24.840 look

01:01:25.220 unfortunately

01:01:26.480 in

01:01:28.100 America

01:01:28.580 a lot

01:01:29.060 of

01:01:29.180 these

01:01:29.560 workers

01:01:30.080 they're

01:01:32.080 under

01:01:32.340 tight

01:01:32.740 schedules

01:01:33.240 and

01:01:34.500 you

01:01:34.660 know

01:01:34.840 what

01:01:34.980 I'm

01:01:35.120 saying

01:01:35.500 bro

01:01:35.900 freaking 0.97

01:01:37.620 toot me

01:01:38.880 up a

01:01:39.300 scarf

01:01:39.700 baby

01:01:40.140 wolf

01:01:42.740 me up 1.00

01:01:43.440 a damn 0.99

01:01:44.120 freaking 1.00

01:01:44.520 set of

01:01:45.020 mitten

01:01:45.280 son

01:01:45.780 you know

01:01:48.120 it's just

01:01:48.780 you know

01:01:50.740 desperate times

01:01:51.840 require

01:01:52.860 desperate

01:01:53.440 measures

01:01:53.940 baby

01:01:54.280 and that's

01:01:55.200 it

01:01:55.480 people doing

01:01:56.360 toot just to

01:01:57.040 get through a 0.99

01:01:57.440 damn 1.00

01:01:57.680 afghan 1.00

01:01:58.260 brother

01:01:58.620 you know

01:02:00.060 haven't women 0.99

01:02:00.560 been through

01:02:00.940 enough

01:02:01.360 man praise

01:02:02.000 god

01:02:02.480 bro 1.00

01:02:02.900 damn 0.99

01:02:04.440 so lucky 1.00

01:02:06.060 man

01:02:06.520 I never

01:02:07.660 found

01:02:07.940 nothing

01:02:08.160 like that

01:02:08.740 I remember

01:02:10.220 once

01:02:10.720 we got a

01:02:12.540 baby crib

01:02:13.100 for my

01:02:13.480 cousin

01:02:13.800 and they

01:02:14.060 had a

01:02:14.360 house arrest

01:02:16.480 bracelet in

01:02:17.120 it

01:02:17.800 so

01:02:18.240 but nothing

01:02:20.160 like this

01:02:20.880 I mean

01:02:21.600 this is

01:02:21.980 just 0.99

01:02:22.400 damn 0.98

01:02:23.780 just 0.99

01:02:25.260 lucky

01:02:25.620 just

01:02:27.820 lucky

01:02:28.160 man

01:02:28.540 we can't

01:02:29.300 all be

01:02:29.720 winners

01:02:30.380 you know

01:02:30.820 that

01:02:31.180 come on

01:02:32.480 what else

01:02:35.840 do we have

01:02:36.220 going on

01:02:36.680 here

01:02:37.100 let me see

01:02:38.360 let's do

01:02:38.800 one more

01:02:39.120 call that

01:02:39.500 came in

01:02:39.940 man

01:02:40.400 hey

01:02:40.880 it's your

01:02:41.520 guy

01:02:41.700 Flynn

01:02:42.120 out in

01:02:43.160 San

01:02:43.300 Antonio

01:02:43.740 what's up

01:02:45.220 Flynn

01:02:45.840 named after

01:02:47.740 Errol Flynn

01:02:48.780 I'm guessing

01:02:49.460 and Errol Flynn

01:02:52.120 played

01:02:52.540 I think he was

01:02:55.100 Robin Hood

01:02:55.920 in the

01:02:57.220 1900s

01:02:58.300 let's hear

01:02:59.680 more

01:03:00.080 I'm just

01:03:01.480 taking a walk

01:03:02.180 with my

01:03:02.460 dog

01:03:02.900 it's a

01:03:03.420 frigid

01:03:03.840 30 degrees

01:03:05.360 we're getting

01:03:05.640 a little bit

01:03:06.000 of sleet

01:03:06.780 out here

01:03:07.240 that

01:03:08.180 wannabe

01:03:08.800 snow

01:03:09.240 kind of

01:03:09.660 thing

01:03:09.920 oh yeah

01:03:11.360 well look

01:03:12.660 the real

01:03:13.420 snow

01:03:13.860 obviously

01:03:14.540 is at 0.99

01:03:15.540 the damn 1.00

01:03:16.300 thrift shop 1.00

01:03:17.940 son

01:03:18.360 you know

01:03:18.680 what I'm

01:03:18.940 saying

01:03:19.240 bro

01:03:19.600 gang

01:03:21.200 onward

01:03:21.560 brother

01:03:21.740 thanks for

01:03:22.100 calling

01:03:22.360 and I

01:03:23.360 was just

01:03:23.660 hearing you

01:03:23.980 talking about

01:03:24.520 how you

01:03:24.860 didn't want

01:03:25.200 to let

01:03:25.460 us down

01:03:25.960 you know

01:03:26.920 you have

01:03:27.240 some

01:03:27.640 viewers who

01:03:28.980 are in

01:03:30.020 programs

01:03:30.700 doing rehab

01:03:31.420 or staying

01:03:32.540 sober

01:03:32.840 trying to

01:03:33.280 stay sober

01:03:33.820 and you feel

01:03:34.700 like you

01:03:34.920 don't want

01:03:35.160 to let

01:03:35.400 them down

01:03:35.980 yeah man

01:03:37.760 yeah we

01:03:39.200 touched on

01:03:39.600 that on

01:03:39.840 the last

01:03:40.200 solo episode

01:03:40.880 about

01:03:41.900 drinking

01:03:42.760 and

01:03:43.920 yeah like

01:03:47.480 having a

01:03:47.840 not a

01:03:48.660 responsibility

01:03:49.140 but yeah

01:03:49.840 just feeling

01:03:50.440 hard to

01:03:51.060 share

01:03:51.480 and maybe

01:03:52.320 some

01:03:52.600 responsibility

01:03:53.400 onward

01:03:54.860 by

01:03:56.280 by kind

01:03:58.300 of coming

01:03:58.600 on with

01:03:58.920 your own

01:03:59.360 with your

01:03:59.720 own

01:03:59.880 failures

01:04:00.260 your own

01:04:00.720 woes

01:04:01.160 and I

01:04:02.720 just wanted

01:04:03.340 to say

01:04:03.720 man that

01:04:04.220 you don't

01:04:04.460 have to

01:04:04.680 worry

01:04:04.860 about

01:04:05.120 that

01:04:05.440 we're all

01:04:06.260 here for

01:04:06.600 you

01:04:06.740 you're here

01:04:07.080 for us

01:04:07.440 it's a

01:04:07.660 little

01:04:07.760 family

01:04:08.140 we got

01:04:08.460 going on

01:04:08.920 here

01:04:09.120 I have

01:04:10.980 anxiety

01:04:12.140 I have

01:04:13.120 Tourette's

01:04:13.560 I have

01:04:14.000 ADHD

01:04:15.060 you know

01:04:15.460 you name

01:04:16.180 it

01:04:16.360 any of

01:04:16.820 the acronyms

01:04:17.480 I probably

01:04:17.800 got it

01:04:18.320 you know

01:04:19.160 what I mean

01:04:19.480 but we're

01:04:20.540 all out here

01:04:20.860 just doing

01:04:21.160 the best

01:04:21.480 we can

01:04:21.940 with what

01:04:22.740 we got

01:04:23.180 and I

01:04:24.640 wouldn't

01:04:24.900 fault yourself

01:04:25.600 for

01:04:25.980 for

01:04:27.080 cutting

01:04:27.580 back

01:04:28.040 or

01:04:29.080 flacking

01:04:29.640 on your

01:04:29.940 sobriety

01:04:30.520 as long

01:04:31.280 as you

01:04:31.520 realize

01:04:31.960 where you

01:04:33.060 want to

01:04:33.300 be

01:04:33.560 and where

01:04:34.380 you're

01:04:34.560 going

01:04:34.840 and how

01:04:35.480 that intersects

01:04:36.220 with

01:04:36.460 what you

01:04:37.740 got going

01:04:38.100 on now

01:04:38.500 so just

01:04:38.860 keep pushing

01:04:39.320 towards that

01:04:39.880 that positive

01:04:41.080 future

01:04:41.520 keep being

01:04:42.840 you

01:04:43.120 and keep

01:04:44.360 keeping us

01:04:44.760 in the loop

01:04:45.160 thanks for

01:04:47.380 everything man

01:04:47.840 have a good one

01:04:48.500 thanks man

01:04:51.820 yeah I

01:04:55.180 appreciate that

01:04:55.820 man I

01:04:56.100 appreciate

01:04:56.520 the sentiment

01:04:57.900 and the

01:04:58.380 call

01:04:58.800 and

01:04:59.480 and the

01:05:01.200 support

01:05:01.680 yeah I

01:05:07.880 just want to

01:05:08.300 do my best

01:05:08.860 to just be

01:05:09.420 as

01:05:10.020 I

01:05:11.960 I

01:05:13.700 just want to

01:05:14.060 do my

01:05:14.280 best to

01:05:14.660 say to

01:05:15.040 kind of

01:05:15.340 say what's

01:05:15.780 going on

01:05:16.340 you know I

01:05:16.800 want to be

01:05:17.180 able to

01:05:17.740 work from a

01:05:19.040 place of

01:05:20.080 that's kind

01:05:20.980 of as

01:05:21.440 not as like

01:05:25.720 real as I

01:05:26.180 can be just

01:05:26.480 like as up to

01:05:27.120 date as I

01:05:27.640 can be and

01:05:28.400 I don't know but

01:05:31.260 thank you for

01:05:31.640 saying that man

01:05:32.280 that's nice of you

01:05:32.920 to say and I

01:05:33.760 appreciate it

01:05:35.760 yeah it's a lot

01:05:41.240 of people's you

01:05:41.940 know it's just a

01:05:42.620 lot of this stuff

01:05:43.200 kind of stuff is a

01:05:43.940 journey

01:05:44.340 you know

01:05:47.440 it's just

01:05:50.600 scary man it's

01:05:51.700 so scary when

01:05:52.800 you see

01:05:53.440 the kind of

01:05:56.340 stuff that can

01:05:56.860 happen when

01:05:57.500 people really

01:05:58.320 struggle

01:05:59.000 and I

01:06:01.920 don't know

01:06:02.780 I've never

01:06:05.200 thought that I've

01:06:06.080 had problems

01:06:07.660 with alcohol

01:06:08.560 ever

01:06:10.460 but yeah it's

01:06:15.900 just that risk

01:06:16.700 of getting too

01:06:17.460 far

01:06:17.920 you know next

01:06:21.260 thing you know

01:06:21.560 you wolf in

01:06:22.280 toot and you 1.00

01:06:22.900 in a damn 1.00

01:06:23.400 electric chair 1.00

01:06:24.200 or something

01:06:24.620 or just a

01:06:26.100 regular chair

01:06:26.800 hell either

01:06:27.760 way you still 0.62

01:06:28.300 just wolfed

01:06:28.980 out on that 0.97

01:06:29.420 freaking Jack 0.98

01:06:30.660 London bro you

01:06:31.580 know

01:06:31.920 and it's

01:06:37.420 just yeah you

01:06:37.900 see people that

01:06:38.480 get to a wild

01:06:39.160 you know it's

01:06:39.800 just I don't

01:06:40.280 know I had a

01:06:41.760 friend that

01:06:42.120 that died the

01:06:45.580 other day

01:06:46.160 of an

01:06:48.520 overdose and

01:06:50.040 that's scary to

01:06:50.860 hear you know

01:06:52.680 it's just scary

01:06:53.460 to hear

01:06:54.180 and it's

01:06:58.780 just so

01:06:59.580 final and

01:07:01.260 you wonder

01:07:01.860 like if you

01:07:02.520 stay in the

01:07:03.100 best way you

01:07:04.000 can be

01:07:04.580 what little

01:07:06.200 you know are

01:07:08.060 you more are

01:07:08.760 you sober enough

01:07:09.720 than where you

01:07:10.660 make an extra

01:07:11.260 call to a

01:07:11.940 friend and

01:07:13.640 you don't save

01:07:14.280 their life for

01:07:14.900 nothing but you

01:07:15.440 just you're one

01:07:16.420 little more little

01:07:17.100 moment that keeps

01:07:18.220 them because I

01:07:20.480 get those moments

01:07:21.200 from people people

01:07:22.020 hey man you

01:07:23.280 know a buddy

01:07:24.220 will call and

01:07:24.800 just check in

01:07:25.460 hey man I'll

01:07:26.020 just call and

01:07:26.500 let you know

01:07:27.000 this or just

01:07:28.160 those little

01:07:28.620 things that like

01:07:29.540 just get your

01:07:31.780 day into a

01:07:32.580 better space

01:07:33.400 you know and

01:07:34.800 just those little

01:07:35.440 pieces that make

01:07:36.400 you feel like

01:07:37.120 people care you

01:07:37.960 know it's um

01:07:38.820 and I think a

01:07:41.660 lot of it is we

01:07:42.320 do a lot of our

01:07:42.980 caring now on

01:07:43.800 social media so

01:07:44.740 it's not care

01:07:45.720 that people really

01:07:46.600 feel or hear

01:07:49.180 or it so it

01:07:51.980 doesn't have that

01:07:52.740 residual effect I

01:07:54.040 feel like um

01:07:55.420 as it used to

01:07:59.080 kind of but

01:08:01.160 what do I know

01:08:01.880 uh but what I

01:08:04.820 do know is I

01:08:05.380 appreciate your

01:08:05.840 call man and

01:08:06.740 it's nice of you

01:08:07.500 to even think of

01:08:08.160 me and to think

01:08:09.080 to call you know

01:08:10.040 yeah I was kind

01:08:10.460 of scared to talk

01:08:11.180 about it but um

01:08:13.080 it was scared

01:08:14.340 her to be in a

01:08:14.980 it but also I

01:08:17.220 didn't want to be

01:08:17.620 in a place where

01:08:18.300 I uh was

01:08:21.600 kind of not

01:08:24.200 living a lie I

01:08:25.160 didn't feel like

01:08:25.520 I was living a

01:08:26.000 lie I just felt

01:08:26.640 like I just

01:08:27.480 wanted to try and

01:08:28.340 be just transparent

01:08:29.840 um what else do

01:08:33.540 we got here man

01:08:34.760 here we take this

01:08:36.620 what's up the

01:08:38.280 yo-yo old 0.78

01:08:39.040 duff there

01:08:39.880 amen what's up

01:08:43.920 this is Brady

01:08:44.620 calling I just

01:08:45.940 moved to Salt

01:08:46.780 Lake from

01:08:47.500 Colorado a few

01:08:48.720 months ago and

01:08:50.120 um it's the

01:08:51.660 first time I've

01:08:52.280 been living by

01:08:52.880 myself it's been

01:08:54.220 uh hard to say

01:08:55.860 the least oh

01:08:57.520 yeah living by

01:08:58.260 yourself is tricky

01:08:59.160 man because you'll

01:09:01.260 get pissed somebody

01:09:01.940 left the dishes in

01:09:02.940 the sink um but

01:09:04.260 it's always you who

01:09:05.260 did it so um but

01:09:11.180 I've been really

01:09:11.860 struggling with my

01:09:13.940 my sobriety and

01:09:16.520 uh especially

01:09:19.520 with COVID you

01:09:20.580 know it's like it's

01:09:21.540 really hard to find

01:09:22.440 meetings and um

01:09:25.080 going to these

01:09:26.420 online meetings isn't

01:09:28.020 the same at all

01:09:29.600 so I was just

01:09:32.440 looking for some

01:09:33.240 tips you know how

01:09:34.940 do I cope with my

01:09:37.280 alcoholism without

01:09:40.120 being able to go to

01:09:41.440 real life meetings

01:09:43.240 man I don't know

01:09:44.480 I'm struggling

01:09:46.320 I've just been uh

01:09:50.000 drinking a lot and

01:09:52.340 I know it's not the

01:09:54.320 right thing to do

01:09:55.160 but it's easier said

01:09:58.600 than done you know

01:09:59.340 what I'm saying

01:09:59.900 anyway I don't want

01:10:01.940 to be a Debbie

01:10:02.580 Downer but uh I

01:10:04.160 love your podcast

01:10:05.200 thanks Brady uh I

01:10:08.520 appreciate it man

01:10:09.320 you're not a Debbie

01:10:09.940 Downer dog I mean

01:10:11.080 you just we do

01:10:12.160 what we can you

01:10:13.780 know just like the

01:10:15.100 fella that just 1.00

01:10:15.960 called in here man

01:10:17.180 you know um we

01:10:20.800 just do what we

01:10:21.520 can you call

01:10:23.380 somebody else you

01:10:24.860 check on them I

01:10:27.360 cannot believe

01:10:28.560 sometimes that there

01:10:31.160 hasn't been more of

01:10:32.500 an outrage from the

01:10:38.540 recovery community

01:10:39.620 to reinstate meetings

01:10:42.340 in person

01:10:42.880 you don't have to

01:10:46.220 agree with me

01:10:46.960 but

01:10:48.420 it is baffling to

01:10:52.420 me the number of

01:10:53.960 it's baffling to me

01:10:57.420 the connection that

01:10:58.440 is created through

01:10:59.160 in-person meetings

01:11:00.220 um and how they're

01:11:03.380 that is not just like

01:11:04.540 a top story almost

01:11:06.220 every day of how we

01:11:08.060 are missing that

01:11:08.920 throughout this

01:11:09.740 pandemic and I

01:11:11.860 wonder how many more

01:11:12.760 people we've lost to

01:11:16.160 addiction um and

01:11:19.120 some of the byproducts

01:11:20.240 of that uh and I

01:11:23.820 would bet it rivals

01:11:25.000 I would bet it rivals

01:11:29.820 I'll tell you this this

01:11:31.300 is a true statement

01:11:32.200 I personally know

01:11:36.240 more people that have

01:11:38.340 overdosed or relapsed

01:11:42.500 and lost their life in

01:11:44.720 the past year than I

01:11:49.340 do people that have

01:11:51.200 lost their life from

01:11:52.060 covid that's facts

01:11:55.000 personally no

01:11:57.400 personally I have

01:12:00.320 four I have four

01:12:02.680 friends that have

01:12:03.140 lost their life in the

01:12:03.780 past year from drug

01:12:05.520 and alcohol relapsing

01:12:06.840 or use overdosing

01:12:09.560 um I know one person

01:12:14.260 who uh had covid when

01:12:17.900 they died that's just

01:12:19.860 me um

01:12:22.120 so I I don't know

01:12:30.520 um but anyway man I

01:12:32.420 didn't mean to get away

01:12:33.220 from what you're asking

01:12:33.820 for Brady or what you're

01:12:34.780 asking about we just

01:12:35.860 stick together man look I

01:12:37.000 don't want those zoom

01:12:37.660 meetings either they 1.00

01:12:38.420 fucking suck but they 1.00

01:12:40.160 also suck if I say that 1.00

01:12:41.540 they suck they also 1.00

01:12:43.380 everything sucks if I 1.00

01:12:44.420 say that it sucks so 0.98

01:12:46.600 some of it I have to try 0.98

01:12:47.700 and put on me I gotta

01:12:49.460 find a local guy to

01:12:50.480 spend time with you

01:12:51.260 know um I gotta have

01:12:54.180 other people to check

01:12:55.400 in with and I need to

01:12:56.980 check in with others

01:12:57.900 you know a lot of

01:13:00.240 times like I'm gonna

01:13:00.820 call this person my

01:13:01.560 brain will be like

01:13:01.980 they'll be calling I

01:13:02.840 be like don't answer

01:13:03.480 it dude just do your 1.00

01:13:04.480 own shit nah answer 1.00

01:13:06.540 it 1.00

01:13:07.040 you know answer it

01:13:10.540 um

01:13:11.940 you know we lost a

01:13:14.760 comedian uh about a

01:13:15.940 week ago

01:13:16.400 and I don't want to

01:13:19.240 talk out of school but

01:13:20.060 he struggled man this

01:13:20.980 guy struggled at a

01:13:21.980 level that was um

01:13:23.420 man he struggled

01:13:24.900 I think he was the

01:13:29.020 he I'm not he was

01:13:32.720 one of the two

01:13:33.200 funniest people I'd

01:13:34.020 ever seen on stage

01:13:35.160 kill a crowd or him

01:13:38.240 and Joey Diaz kill a 1.00

01:13:41.800 crowd actually I'll add

01:13:45.760 in I'll add in

01:13:46.900 Chris D'Elia and I'll

01:13:49.740 add in earthquake 0.99

01:13:50.680 um kill really kill a

01:13:56.080 crowd and uh and his 0.97

01:13:59.480 name is Eric Myers and

01:14:01.020 he um and I just say

01:14:06.500 this because I want I

01:14:07.240 just want his name to be

01:14:08.340 said and I want it to be

01:14:09.360 heard and uh he died in

01:14:12.400 Texas a week ago he

01:14:13.800 um apparently relapsed

01:14:17.900 and uh was walking on

01:14:19.880 the freeway or the

01:14:21.540 interstate late at night

01:14:22.680 and was hit by a

01:14:23.860 vehicle a van actually

01:14:26.840 Jesus oh I getting hit

01:14:30.300 by car sounds way actually

01:14:31.880 or getting hit by a van

01:14:33.040 sound both sound bad

01:14:35.060 actually car sounds worse

01:14:36.340 I think than van because

01:14:37.620 van like it's all you know

01:14:40.560 one point of kind of um

01:14:43.540 but uh you know he was

01:14:49.840 supposed to come on here

01:14:50.760 a couple months ago he

01:14:51.860 was in Memphis five

01:14:53.860 weeks ago maybe he was

01:14:56.280 in Memphis and we were

01:14:58.740 messaging and he was

01:15:00.040 going to come here to be 0.99

01:15:01.260 a guest on the podcast

01:15:02.020 and I said oh don't come

01:15:03.080 man like it's just I felt

01:15:04.380 bad he was going to have

01:15:05.240 to come you know four

01:15:06.280 hours or something I

01:15:07.120 think he was taking the

01:15:07.880 bus and I just

01:15:10.540 just said we'll do it

01:15:11.280 later we'll do it when

01:15:12.000 I'm down near you in

01:15:13.020 Florida where he lived

01:15:14.080 um and it just bums me

01:15:20.280 out like I just I don't

01:15:27.460 know maybe if I had been

01:15:28.340 in a space where I was

01:15:29.020 just more like yes yes

01:15:31.380 saying yes to things you

01:15:32.660 know or just in my maybe

01:15:34.140 if my spirits have been

01:15:34.980 higher that day not that

01:15:35.960 I would have saved him or

01:15:36.800 done anything but we just

01:15:37.800 would have had a time you

01:15:38.640 know he just maybe there

01:15:39.780 would have been one extra

01:15:40.620 moment of somebody saying

01:15:42.080 yes I care you know

01:15:45.140 welcome come in you know

01:15:49.080 be a part of uh so man he

01:15:58.460 struggled man he has so

01:16:01.320 many hilarious stories I hope

01:16:03.200 to one day get someone in

01:16:04.280 here who knows a lot of the

01:16:05.640 stories of Eric Myers um he

01:16:10.780 had a unique voice Hollywood

01:16:12.380 missed him they they missed

01:16:17.060 him

01:16:17.320 he was just I mean he was

01:16:24.040 from another planet I would

01:16:26.320 see him in Baton Rouge we would

01:16:27.540 work together we worked

01:16:29.100 together down in Florida

01:16:30.000 Captain Brian's off the hook

01:16:31.660 and you got to do comedy and

01:16:34.840 they're doing crack and 1.00

01:16:35.660 they're fucking oysters and 0.99

01:16:37.240 slaughtering uh octopus or 1.00

01:16:39.480 octopi right next to you 1.00

01:16:40.820 you fucking telling a joke and 1.00

01:16:42.540 they're fucking telling an 1.00

01:16:44.020 octopus his last rights you 1.00

01:16:45.500 know they're over there

01:16:47.620 electric electric chair and

01:16:49.160 clams and you trying to rattle

01:16:50.480 off a riddle you know and we

01:16:55.400 had to switch each time and I

01:16:56.900 we had he one of us would go

01:16:57.880 first one was go second I did

01:16:58.980 not want to go second I did

01:17:02.020 not want to go second because

01:17:04.280 that means I had to go after

01:17:05.280 him and he came down in

01:17:08.160 Baton Rouge once and I would

01:17:10.180 see him in Texas uh anyway he's

01:17:13.460 just really talented I'm sorry

01:17:14.440 I'm just kind of rambling and

01:17:15.340 just kind of lamenting at the

01:17:16.480 same time um but I hope you go

01:17:20.460 check out his stuff he has a

01:17:21.640 special on YouTube that was I

01:17:24.160 think shot at the laugh factory or

01:17:26.920 somewhere um but man he was so

01:17:30.020 good but man he battled with the

01:17:34.960 devil I mean he just had it

01:17:40.180 inside of him so anyway sorry to

01:17:43.840 be such a downer look I'm sorry to

01:17:45.280 be the downer here but Brady how

01:17:47.480 do I state I just the only thing

01:17:50.300 that I know which hasn't always

01:17:53.940 kept me sober but it has kept me

01:17:55.440 alive is that I try to

01:17:57.620 communicate with others um and

01:18:03.540 contrary action when you don't feel

01:18:05.280 like doing something do it when you

01:18:10.060 don't do it that's the thing you'll

01:18:12.960 surprise yourself then you'll realize

01:18:14.280 how much you're capable of but I'm

01:18:17.060 not trying to preach at you man I

01:18:18.180 love you bro and keep your head up

01:18:20.140 dog and um praise God man gang 0.99

01:18:23.580 shit um all right I think we got to 0.99

01:18:29.760 the end of this episode pretty 0.99

01:18:30.980 decently we made it anyway that's

01:18:32.660 important and we'll close out on this

01:18:36.660 thank you guys as always you know and

01:18:41.460 if you're struggling keep your head up

01:18:42.920 and be good to yourself be good to

01:18:45.380 someone else um just don't feel alone

01:18:49.460 you know but yeah the separation that

01:18:55.000 this whole thing is caused uh oh it's a

01:19:01.220 lot it's a lot man so if you know

01:19:04.640 somebody that struggle go spend some

01:19:06.200 time with them give them that extra

01:19:08.720 call a little thing just I'm thinking

01:19:11.480 of you and you know make a plan with

01:19:14.600 them um anyway y'all be good to

01:19:19.980 yourselves man we'll go out on

01:19:21.220 matthew kazial runs in the family

01:19:25.980 it's out of my hands and in my blood

01:19:42.620 it's red in a ledger and I can't pay up

01:19:49.000 blessed by the wicked washed in the mud

01:19:55.400 can't save my soul so let the valley flood

01:20:01.880 I wear the cloth that I'm cut from it's just a matter of time

01:20:15.060 there ain't no stopping the seven sun

01:20:21.440 can't watch the sin from the hairs that made me

01:20:27.180 can't outrun with runs in the family

01:20:30.440 runs in the family

01:20:36.440 got that hitter right here baby 0.99

01:20:39.820 you can cut me down but the roots run deep 0.96

01:20:46.500 i ain't gonna die when they bury me 0.52

01:20:53.020 crown of my father's at my feet

01:20:59.400 you can pray for mercy but it won't come cheap

01:21:05.400 i wear the cloth that I'm cut from

01:21:12.400 it's just a matter of time

01:21:18.780 there ain't no stopping the seven sun

01:21:25.780 can't watch the sins from the hairs that made me 0.58

01:21:30.780 can't outrun with runs in the family

01:21:37.780 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 02, 2021

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